well?
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
seven, fyi
but quite a few more that i have had crushes on / fantasies about
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
that's flattering andrew!
― ian, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
;) two btw.
dunno the answer to this but there is at least one whose facebook friendship with me ended at the same time our "sexual involvement" did
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
Can't a gentleman have the tactful discretion of a poll?
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
i am not the boycraziest of them all but i've had my moments xp
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
i was involved with a lot of them before i was on facebook
― To me real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals. (goole), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
yikes. too many (almost all prior to FB tho)
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
ok lolling at you hardcore John
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
Fluffy Bear knows about your checkered past, right
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
wait, 4.
5 if you count a girl i dated in high school for like a month (we never had "sex" though.)
― ian, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
handjobs count
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
why is "sex" in quotes
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
because it's that good?
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
six
― bimble b. unlimited (donna rouge), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
btw , looking to up my numbers.
― ian, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
Seven in person.
― max readroom (jaymc), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
you've been sexually involved with people in some capacity that doesn't fall under "in person"?
― ian, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
wait
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
Seven in prison?
How many friends who now have profile photos of their kids have you etc. etc.
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
dudes, this is jaymc we're talking about. don't make me search for that (shudder) post.... *bleaches brain*
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
my exes are on my FB, is that fair game or no?
Four.
At least two of my exes are hostile to me and have refused friend requests. The rest, I haven't even asked.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
Hm a respectable 4. Including one that well it just would have seemed mean to "ignore" the friend request but it's def not changing my life that he's on there.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
ok cybersex or phonesex is legit as long as both parties were participants
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
as long as both parties were participants
No telemarketers, is what you're saying?
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
well now that its obv that no one is going to show up and post a number that makes saying this make me look like less of a sleazy man whore i'll just go ahead and own up to it being 20.
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
don't make me search for that (shudder) post.
Don't even know what this is in reference to.
― max readroom (jaymc), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
where is tuomas when i needed him most xpost
Anyway, I think there's only two that could conceivably be considered not in person.
― max readroom (jaymc), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
it's def not changing my life that he's on there.
I don't think I have ever refused a friend request. Who cares? If they bug me, I can block them later.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
of my six, i don't talk to two of them
― bimble b. unlimited (donna rouge), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
are you talking abt astral projection?
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
jaymc, the one where you admitted chatting as a woman in sexytime chatrooms? help me find it since you already ruined my lunch appetite kthx.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
Eh, I think that was in my more "confessional" ILX days.
― max readroom (jaymc), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
jesus...8, kinda scary
― Local Garda, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
2
― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
"A man with no enemies is a man devoid of the talent to outshine others." - Fidel Castro
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
What about ppl you just made out with? Are we counting that kind of thing?
― best boos te kijken (ENBB), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
I'm going to say 45 just to make John feel better even though it's a boldfaced lie
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
or does it have to be something . . . substantial?
You and your nuance.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
i think manual-genital contact is the lower limit of what qualifies but feel free to apply yr own metrics
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
what about how many fb friends you want to be sexually involved with?
― Local Garda, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
ILTIMI could break these numbers down to specific acts.
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.edmunds.com/media/ownership/parts/car.owners.manual.online/owners.manual.500.jpg
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
There's the kernel of an idea for what could be a popular FB app here.
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
but if you achieved orgasm from someone brushing your hair, or something like that, then maybe that should apply too -- not gonna say what is and isn't sexual contact here
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
Six
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
facebook hookup chart app would be horrible, revealing, and useful to epidemiologists tracking HPV
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
MAYBE everyone could just define "sexually involved with" THEMSELVES and that way we can all avoid the kind of sideways-bragging that always accompanies discussions like this
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
839,242,633.1
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
all
― saddam hoosteen (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
6
― best boos te kijken (ENBB), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
3, 5, 12, 18, 24, 38, 61, 79, or 112
― nabisco, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
max do you really not know the answer to this fairly simple question
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
6 iirc, maybe 5, can't remember if i'm fb friends with someone
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
who here is "sideways bragging" anyway
i've never made anyone come by brushing their hair if that's what you think i was implying
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
Don't hate on max for not being phallocentric.
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
Two. Would like to make it three with wallflower high-school friend who turned into a babe, but I think she's engaged.
― My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into cattle. Or so it is with my long-lost acquaintances. But there are a few that are hotter at 35 than they ever were at 20.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
Zero. But then I only have like 12 freinds on fb and they are all close friends. I only use fb to keep up with friends who are scattered across the country and living abroad. I guess I'm not really using fb for the purpose it was designed for.
― DavidM, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into cattle.
why, God, is this too long to turn into a display name
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh gee, only 1, and that was just a handjob.
― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
9, I guess. Geez.
― Grip Tape And Some Wikked Trucks (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha lj you missed the inherent beauty of how it works when you enter it as a username
― It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
real, resounding lols
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
It maybe makes me sound a little less easy if I say 2 over the course of the last 3 years.
― Grip Tape And Some Wikked Trucks (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
Ha kenan I thought you meant literally cattle like this was Willow or something.
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
But there are a few that are hotter at 35 than they ever were at 20.
Oh why thanks Kenan.
My answer is going to be so utterly lame-oh: one.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
okay, i lied. i am a virgin and have yet to have sex. i am only on fb to get it on. alas so far with no success.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
Yet one more reason not to have Facebook... so every lame-o random I've ever had casual sex with can't try and "friend" me.
― Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
Five, and I think we did said acts in the same room too.
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
^^ Yay for anti-Facebook curmudgeons.
Even if I had a Facebook account, my number would be boringly small. Like possibly 1. There are reasons why I don't see my exes.
― franny glass, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
restraining orders?
― It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
There's my wife (who's part of my Top 6, btw) and there's an ex-girlfriend that I get along with as long as we don't speak to each other.
There are more out there as friends of friends, but I don't think I'm ready to start poking any of these people just yet.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
one, i think
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
Don't remember it?
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
"Waking up, bleeding from the rear, that's all I know"
― Eazy, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
17. Didn't think it would be that many.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
Most of them before I joined FB though.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
And all of those I'm still more or less friends with in real life too.
― My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
Disappointed that took 39 minutes.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
I was busy!
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
Are you talking about your Facebook "friendship"?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
sixxx
― brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
i never meant the original question to suggest "how many facebook friends have you had sexual contact with since joining facebook" but interesting that a lot of respondents have made sure to say that most of the sexual contact was "before facebook"
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
"I had sex with most people before 2006."
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
yeah this question is basically "are you on good enough terms with your exes/hook-ups to at least be fbook friends with them"
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
Women: three
Men: eight
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
jjjusten and tuomas are expert at not letting things get too awkward then??
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
these include exes of both sexes, the girl i first had sex with, the guy i first had sex with, weekend flings, etc.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
oh wait. the male count is lower than it should be-- more like:
Men: eleven or twelve
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
do all your exes of both sexes live in texas?
― bimble b. unlimited (donna rouge), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
"exes of both sexes"
table pls write a song around this refrain
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
lol xp
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
sounds like an of montreal lyric tbh
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
female exes (cuz they're all exes lol): one in Long Island (dating one of our other friends from high school), one in Wyoming (this one was crrrraaaazzzyy), and one in Old Chatham, NY, a small and charming but very wealthy cowtown near the Mass. border.
male exes: one, no fixed location for him.
i actually don't think i've ever been intimate w/ someone from texas, which strikes me as weird.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
9
― homosexual II, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
Exes of both sexes fall mainly in Texas.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
How or rather why the fuck do you keep contact with'em? Fuck that.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
did you find that info on lexisnexis?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
That is strange, table, since there's only one other thing down there besides steers.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
Fooled around with one but I've seen at least 20+ naked.
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
seen naked is a gamechanger
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
Five, and I think we did said acts in the same room too.― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),
this is what we want to hear!
my answer is 3.
― jed_, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
x-post of course it would be with you
― best boos te kijken (ENBB), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
seen ME naked is a complete explosion
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
why keep contact? because we're mature people who run into each other every so often, and for the most part, actually continue to like each other. much of the break-up stuff involved either me being an asshole or sexual incompatibility.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
(and the ones with whom i was an asshole friended me)
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
me being an asshole
Right, which makes me wonder why they still want to be friends. Not trying to be a jerk, *I* don't think you're an asshole...but I don't keep in touch w exes, either.
xp haha
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
all of them, for me to friend you on Facebook you have to sleep with me first
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah. Out of my 17 only 3 are what you'd call "exes", others are people I've become friends with after fooling around with them, or friends I've fooled around once or twice in the past, and forgotten about that.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
(xxx-post)
you planned that xxx-post, didn't you
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
"Raped by John D: Stories from Survivors"
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
I have a couple of good friends who I first got to know by having casual sex wiht them, then later on moved to friend zone.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
You too? Coincidence city.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
Lone Star State makes them all so clumsy!
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
Especially if there was a lot of Lone Star beer involved.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
"Lone Star State" is the state you find yourself in after a sixer of tallboys. It's a confused state.
I have put zero effort into acquiring either Facebook friends or sexual partners for some time now, so this question blows the lid on both the wilder days of my mid-to-late 20s and the howling social void of my early 30s.
― Grip Tape And Some Wikked Trucks (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
We all live in a howling void, it's just that some of us make lots of friends to cover up for it.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
some of my best friends are themselves howling voids
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.fhsu.edu/biology/Eberle/DesertSW/CarlsbadCavernEntranceTrailWS00.jpg
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
Stop posting pictures of your sexual partners, kenan.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
CARLSBAD!
― homosexual II, Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
that's what she said.
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
i dated a howling void once ... i wasn't that into him.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
I forget every now and then that other ILX0rs are still having sex.
― Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Friday, 17 July 2009 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
We all live in a howling void
I don't.
― Tuomas, Friday, 17 July 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
more of an abyss
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 17 July 2009 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
none :(
― Como el Gran Houdini (The Reverend), Friday, 17 July 2009 08:34 (fifteen years ago)
none, but i don't have a fb account
― matt preston's cravat rack (electricsound), Friday, 17 July 2009 08:35 (fifteen years ago)
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, July 16, 2009 8:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
^^^ underappreciated post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 July 2009 08:41 (fifteen years ago)
9 - all of whom I'd happily sit around in the pub with nowadays, mercifully no barely-remembered people from years ago.
(That's 1.6% of my friends list, stats-fans)
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Friday, 17 July 2009 08:49 (fifteen years ago)
You have 562 Facebook friends?!!
― Tuomas, Friday, 17 July 2009 09:30 (fifteen years ago)
I have 104, and even among them there are a few that I haven't seen for months or years.
― Tuomas, Friday, 17 July 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago)
I have 400 and something and don't see that as that large a number ... some of my friends have over 1000.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 09:33 (fifteen years ago)
Are you/they really friends with all those people?
― Tuomas, Friday, 17 July 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago)
a lot of them are friendly professional relationships ...
about 20 or so are friends from childhood/highschoolanother 20 or so are friends from collegeprobably about 20 - 30 are people who I hang out/party/have serious personal relationships with on a regular basis.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago)
I'd count about 300-400 of them as actual friends from one time or another, around 200 of whom I hang out with on a regular basis or would if I could.
The rest are old school people, friendly acquaintances/old work people, people I like on the internet and cute girls I meet at parties and never see again.
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Friday, 17 July 2009 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
Also a fair number of friends-of-friends I get on with well but never actually go out of my way to see.
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Friday, 17 July 2009 09:51 (fifteen years ago)
and as far as sexual involvement goes - one. The rest aren't on facebook for various reasons.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
whoops - I forgot about two people - but I don't remember their full names ... they could be on facebook.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago)
Yes, they are all BFF and hold hands while chanting hymns. It does get a bit crowded in her one bedroom appartment though.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
i have like 60 facebook friends. anybody with over 200 is just a bit needy and too soggy to click "no".
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
One, btw.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
I click "no" quite a bit ... there are the people I have no clue who they are, the ones I've never met or had any meaningful interaction with (though I know who they are), the ones that are creepy, and the people from high school who weren't my friends then ...
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
I've clicked no to one person on six different occasions and he doesn't seem to get the message. Especially as I have no idea who he is.
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
I just don't respond at all to a lot of them, especially the creepy ones.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Friday, 17 July 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
But Matt we've met on at least 3 occasions :(
j/k it's not me
I've only had to turn down like 2 FB friend requests, they were from people I went to school with that I barely spoke to while we were at school, no idea why they'd want to be my friend 15 years later.
Oh and answer to question is a pitiful 3. It was going to be 2 til I remembered that blurry one nighter (that has been a source of much mirth to mutual friends)
― someone who is ranked fairly highly in an army of poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
out of all the ppl on my friends list, 3 i think.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
More pictures of howling voids, plz.
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
hmm, maybe it's because i am young and have been on fbook since its beginnings, but i have 550 friends. and quite honestly, i know all of them and would gladly sit down with any of them anytime.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Friday, 17 July 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
― Tuomas, Friday, July 17, 2009 3:15 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
a+
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 17 July 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
i have about 270 and there's only a few i could not see myself hanging around with.oh - and i've been "involved" with 19.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 17 July 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Most of my FB friends are coworkers; I work at what is pretty much a high school for grownups and we're required to have a facebook account here
― homosexual II, Friday, 17 July 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
I can't remember.
― Beth Parker, Friday, 17 July 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
only 2 - the guy i lost my virginity to and the guy i married. both pre-facebook obv.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Friday, 17 July 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
Should I count the ones that I've deleted or only the ones I'm still FB friends with?
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 18 July 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
Ok 8. But this includes people I'm still friends with now who I dated in the early 90s...
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 18 July 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, and for the sake of statistics, I have 578 FB friends. Not that I want that many. They just keep finding me.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 18 July 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
%
― Eazy, Saturday, 18 July 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
I have 95 'friends', the vast majority of whom I haven't seen or spoken to in years. Most of the rest are people I'm acquainted with in some professional capacity or another, or family. Barely any of the very small cluster of my favoritest people are even on Facebook.
I guess I just wasn't made for these social networking times.
― Grip Tape And Some Wikked Trucks (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 18 July 2009 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
Seven.
― chap, Saturday, 18 July 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago)
I have 542 friends or something on it, I have a lot of people who've added me cos of my blog/writing or whatever though.
I'd say I've about 100 on it that I'd consider good friends that I know well.
― Local Garda, Saturday, 18 July 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)
Five. A lot of my exes don't seem to be on FB--probably because when I was younger I mostly dated women who were around 8-12 years older than me, and they may think FB is only for the young.
The girl I had a one-night stand with 20 years ago keeps coming up in the People You May Know box--since she's friends with some of my friends. I keep hesitating to add her, in hopes that she'll friend request me first.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 18 July 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
One. I've been in a relationship for 15 years now though. Going by Abbot's "seen naked" qualification it's at least 50 plus though, thanks to living near lakes with saunas for a long time.
I've got like 200 friends and other than maybe 10 high school people I haven't seen in ages and two friends-of-friends who I've never actually met, I know all of them pretty well. There's only 2 real life close friends who aren't on Facebook.
― joygoat, Saturday, 18 July 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
i had never really thought about it until now but i am facebook friends with everyone i have ever had sex with
huh
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Saturday, 18 July 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
eight
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 July 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
"i've got a hundred cows"
a: 2
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Saturday, 18 July 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)