Choose your favourite (sterotypically fundamentalist) Christian tshirt

http://www.c28.com/shopping/landing.asp?category2=allbrands&category3=shirts&numberitems=96&adid=gclothing&gclid=CN2voPOj_ZsCFQ9Jagod8xsdAA

how about
http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_Abortion_main_WHITE_300.jpg
or
http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_AcrossTheCity_main_WHITE_300.jpg

or the full outfit

http://www.c28.com/productimages/outfit_NOTWAllAboutJesus700.jpg

Edgy Grunge!
http://www.c28.com/productimages/outfit_SignatureNOTW700NEW.jpg

http://www.jmkerusso.com/bmz_cache/5/5ed925a77bec5fb33af1f947cea1ac5b.image.424x550.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/cute_funny_christian_evangelical_infant_onesie_tshirt-p235095095396771185stvj_400.jpg

http://www.c28.com/productimages/Girls_Monkey_main_WHITE_300.jpg

http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_Noticed_main_WHITE_300.jpg

"Pray For Our Troops Hoodie"
God is with you.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_PFOTHoodieBLK_main_300.jpg

"Pray for our troops" reads across a ribbon that's tied around the NOTW logo. Hidden in the stripes of the flag is the scripture: "For the Lord your God is the One who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory." Deut 20:4. "Jesus" is found at the end of the ribbon showing it's only through Him we can even pray. It is by Jesus dying for us that we have victory "By His stripes we are healed". Isaiah 53:5

They sell cd's by genre too
http://www.c28.com/new-christian-music-store.asp

reagan & the monkey would probably be the most likely to make me want to punch the owner

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

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http://onely.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0316093marriage1.jpg

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/MeanttodieTShirt.jpg

yesterday i saw an awesome teenager wearing a shirt that read "WHAT THE FUCK IS CHRISTIAN HARDCORE?"

http://www.shop2wear.com/images/Christian-T-Shirts/APTSWE.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/jc_dc_2_tshirt-p235340337545108460qm73_400.jpg

http://www.alittleleaven.com/images/2008/03/05/dscn7167_christfamily_1_2.jpg

woah.

haha the i heart my marriage guy's face is silently screaming "PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL WOMAN AND FETCH ME SOME POONTANG"

http://www.c28.com/shopping/productdetails.asp?recordid=11593

at first glance I thought the bottom two lines were "SOOO TIGHT".

oops that's not an image.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_FightTheGoodFight_300.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/2314711/jr_ex-abort_pic3.jpg

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/1520029/larrell_ex-homo_.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png

Oh shit, those last three are fantastic for everyday wear!

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/1682001/Ex-porn_addict_Seneca.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1682037/Ex-porn_addict_Amy.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1520037/lakai_ex-slave.jpg

didn't white folks do bad things before repenting?

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

Is there some weird Christian belief that only 10000 human beings have existed throughout the history?

Laughing so hard at 'Ex-Masturbator"

No, actually it would mean only 10000 abstinent people have existed throughout the history. Still, not a particularly high score for abstinence! That number would mean only a small minority of even nuns and monks and Catholic priests have been abstinent.

The alternative interpretation is, of course, that one Jesus gets born for every 10000 abstinent people. But I'm sure that's not what they are trying to say.

I think that must be what it means. 0.01% of people who are abstinent get pregnant.

So God is quite the mack?

LOOK AT MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, FOR THE EVIDENCE.

http://www.mismart.com/thewallyshow/teegallery/Tpix/april-19-2000.jpg

I used to be really into one that had a red cross on it and said "Life-Saver". When I was a certified life guard and also a crazy Christian teen.

That woman in the abstinence t is not doing abstinence any favours with her coy finger to the mouth look. Jezebel.

she looks incredibly familiar... does she resemble a celebrity that i;m not placing at the moment?

She's a cross between Kelly Preston and Nicole Kidman (ca. 1990).

OK, now I'm confused...

http://rlv.zcache.com/if_going_to_church_makes_you_a_christian_tshirt-p235946559739953240t5hl_400.jpg

All of these say "kick me" on the back, right?

http://www.thepraisefactory.com/transfers/YAD/Western/P-1053.jpg

xxp

The point is that all church-goers are not the Xtians they say they are, and just going to church won't get you into heaven.

Ned, it's not confusing if you understand that evangelicals are sort of aligned against a lot of more workaday Christians by their belief that only a certain kind of conversion experience and daily spiritual inspection can make you a "real" Christian.

They particularly rail against a sort of straw-person who protests, "But I was baptised and I go to church every week, I'm already a Christian!"

it's hard to stumble with a big horse butt in your grill

Yeah, that.

It's a point they really hammer home, especially to teens. xp

xp
I sort of assumed it was something like that but it still seems to read a bit weird. I mean the answer is always 'NO' (erm...unless you are a car) but going to church you might still actually be a Christian.

But then how could a car be a Christian?

The significance is in the word "make" -- you can go to church and either be a Christian or not be one, but it won't MAKE you one either way.

This one really doesn't work on any level.
http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_Gospel_life_WHITE.jpg

It's hard to stumble, get around, do your job, be taken at all seriously by anyone, when you're on your knees.

"The inward must be joined to the outward, in order
to obtain of God; that is to say, we fall on our knees
and pray with our lips, that the stiff-necked man, who
would not submit himself to God, be now submitted to
the creature. To expect help from what is outward, is
superstition; to be unwilling to join what is outward
to what is inward, is pride."

what creature now?

This is the one for me.
http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_IKilledJesus_frnt_WHITE.jpg

This one has proved controversial.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_GodOfPeace_main_WHITE_300.jpg

Joanna is correct. The peace sign is satanic. It is supposed to be a broken cross. What a shame our world has made it seem like a good thing. =/ - Courtney T.

Imagine there's no idiots.

im an atheist but i would def wear this:

http://www.alittleleaven.com/images/2008/03/05/dscn7167_christfamily_1_2.jpg

also that first abortion one looks pro-abortion at first glance

Oh the ones with the colored stripes, that's practically an encoded message. It's like a kids' Sunday School activity, you make little flip books with those specific colors of paper, or felt, or something cheap, and each color represents an idea or event that's important to evangelical belief. Red for the shed blood of Christ, black for our sins, white for forgiveness that makes us whiter than snow, etc. When they're put in order, they "tell the story" of redemption.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_Evolution_frnt_WHITE.jpg

If I look at this site too long, it makes me feel seriously icky.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_HeartsOnTheRise_frnt.jpg

the doves are pooping love?

also that first abortion one looks pro-abortion at first glance

What does the smaller text say, it looks like "...stops a beating" o_O

"stops a beating <3", i think

Oh I dunno, apart from the anti-abortion ones, the rest of these things are just Pop xtianity-lite. The offensive part is that kids are purposefully led into torrid teenaged obsession with ideas and principles that are paranoid, racist, and/or blatantly untrue, and told that holding themselves and others up to these principles makes them superior to non-believers.

Par for the course, pretty much.

http://www.thepraisefactory.com/transfers/YAD/Western/P-1053.jpg

^^^^yessss

it looks more like the dude is chillin at someone's grave though

I bet those Ex-Masturbator etc ones have some sappy Christian message on the back, thus preventing irreverent secular wear ;_;

well pardner. comin by like i do every single time this day comes round.

I had a pair of matching t-shirt and shorts that had the slogan

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS . . . READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL

on either side of a drawing of the Holy Bible. It was awesome!

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/MeanttodieTShirt.jpg

This is the all-time classic & gold standard IMO

I bet those Ex-Masturbator etc ones have some sappy Christian message on the back, thus preventing irreverent secular wear ;_;

― One idiot even called me "redcoat" because I'm (country matters), Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:34 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

I really didn't know that masturbation was a sin, but Dr. Ty put me straight.

Masturbation is what I'd like to call, tormenting pleasure. The three second blissful orgasm achieved by masturbation is just as much tormenting as it is pleasurable. Because God never created solo sex.

Meanwhile in other Christian t-shirt news...

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/2653445/pastor_anomoly_p4cm.jpg

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

I keep coming back to this one... is the .01% where God rapes you?

That ex-homosexual shirt makes me want to get totally ex-pacifist with these fucknuts.

Where are the "EX-Terminator" and "EX-Communication" t-shirts?

http://www.thepraisefactory.com/transfers/YAD/Western/P-1053.jpg

it's all about the cross-shaped mark on the horse's hiney

that horse isn't kneeling = INFIDEL

the on your knees one just makes me think of brokeback mountain.

"It's hard to stumble when you're on you're knees."

This is so true. (wipes lips before getting back up)

P.S. Do not attempt to wear these shirts with ironic distance. It WON'T work.

you're knees = your knees

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

Is this Michele Bachmann tee-heeing?

oops, I mean

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

"Church is rehab for sinners, not a country club for saints."

she's sending mixed messages with that finger

P.S. Do not attempt to wear these shirts with ironic distance. It WON'T work.

ex-masturbator/ex-porn addict could work, especially if the person wearing it looked like Jonah Hill

a companion thread: Christianized Versions of Popular Songs

It's probably unnecessary to point out, but lots (most) of these are not Christian t-shorts. Lots of Christians are pro gay, abortion, masturbation etc.

http://www.amphi.com/teachers/brobeson/images/E9889D89B84B4324B0D3C35D9D8F6332.jpg

Surprised that I can't find the God's Gym t-shirt with Jesus sort-of bench-pressing the cross, because that's my favorite.

Favourite American Right-Wing Fundamentalist Christian T-Shirt

Too small, but it's like this:

http://commongroundsonline.typepad.com/common_grounds_online/images/golds_gym.jpeg

xp that they don't represent the extracurricular incompatible beliefs of christians doesn't mean they're not christian, though, does it? christianity's pretty anti-gay, anti-masturbation lol and implicitly anti-abortion.

No, not at all. I'm a Christian, non american, believe in textual analysis, believe in evolution, pro-choice etc. So Is my whole church, Church of Scotland. Don't judge us by the crazies in parts of your country, please.

yeah the Presbyterian's are really tolerant..

So Is my whole church, Church of Scotland

ah o k- i thought you were talking as if individual christians who dissented would transform the whole doctrine.

His church is fairly hardline, schlump.

unless you compare them to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Presbyterian_Church_of_Scotland

or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Church_of_Scotland_%28post_1900%29

Just because the set of beliefs that backs up these retarded shirts isn't the SUM TOTAL of Christian beliefs, doesn't make these shirts NOT Christian. But please feel free to stan for your more enlightened denomination.

What about believing in 'Elders', the meaning of Presbyterian, is intolerant? We have women and openly gay clergy! I don't get why I have to defend this, but whatever idea you have where Christianity involves a necessary opposition to homosexuality, abortion and (lol) masturbation is just plain wrong.

you may have it, but there was open opposition from many other churches and parishioners in the church of scotland.

Um no one said it was necessary? But it is definitely, undeniably present in SOME kinds of Christianity.

I usually assume we don't have to explain basic logic to the ILX massive, but maybe you're a troll that I just haven't noticed yet...?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/8167128.stm

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this was supposed to be about really silly t-shirts, not the varieties of religious experience!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8059471.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8032852.stm

Abbott i cant find any christian duck tshirts. Sorry.

I guess since 'favourite Christian tshit' has a u in 'favourite' it's understandable to discuss the complex connotations of various Scottish sects of Christianity.

ha pfunkboy I appreciate your earnest endeavors

xian juggalo t-shirts must exist. how to find?

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/8/3/1/6/5/6/webimg/175993449_o.jpg

This is a SPLASH THE PRAYING DUCK Plush Stuffed Animal. Made by Bright Inspirations. It is 6 1/2 inches tall and it is in Great Condition. When you press the tummy it says the classic prayer, "Now I lay me down to sleep..."

however to get thread back on topic please check http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/products/accessories-and-gifts/

xp
lol abbott

I think we all need to calm down. Here, try one of these:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/testamints.jpg

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/resource/_img/upload/detail_9sw-90012.jpg

http://www.lambgraphics.com/_Media/t-shirt_7_fbcb-2.png

http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/36_1452.jpg?resize(500x500)

Angel Rubber Duckies. Let one of these 2" vinyl angels watch over you! With halos and angle wings, these rubber duckies are heavenly! Put them in Christmas stockings, tuck them in Easter baskets or give one to your guardian angel! Duckies do not float upright.

Oh for crying...First off, I'm a philosophy graduate, I know logic. An anti-abortion shirt is not a Christian shirt. It's an anti-abortion shirt. And I reserv the right, as a Christian, to say that people so filled with hate as the people who made these, are straying quite far from Christ's message. This is, of course, a Scotsman's fallacy (but I'm also a Scot), but I do find it insulting to be lumped in with people, as you would to be lumped in with people who share one set of beliefs, but not another. To look at it in the maths sense, these beliefs are not Christian beliefs, they are beliefs that are a subset of some Christians. Most Christians are anti-death penalty, for example, but the USA's cultural primacy would give people the opposite idea.

Sorry, get back on topic now - the shift back occured while I typed.

Duckies do not float upright.

lolololololol

is that abbotts rude banana in there?
http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/resource/_img/upload/detail_9sw-52281-fruit.jpg

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/resource/_img/upload/detail_9sr-48113-9.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/pro_life_t_shirt_in_loving_memory_pro_life_shirt-p235093162029726909oc6d_400.jpg

could have sworn this said "God is my fudge" at first...

https://www1.corecommerce.com/~inthreadsllc924/images/products/1400.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qzvy_dSNOYs/SWJ6A5cphHI/AAAAAAAAAPY/uTmThd3-Sak/s400/godasmywaitress.jpg

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/include/designonthefly.php?overlay=detail_H9-0009.png&background=BLACK-HOODY.jpg&x_pos=45&y_pos=110
http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/include/designonthefly.php?overlay=detail_H9-0009.png&background=BLACK-CLASSIC-TEE.jpg&x_pos=50&y_pos=115

This is cheating bcz it's Objective Ministries but damn do they have the best line-blurring parody xtian shirts ever:

http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/

http://images8.cafepress.com/product/20211638v0_350x350_Front_Color-YellowGold.jpg
http://images4.cafepress.com/product/20631834v3_350x350_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg
http://images2.cafepress.com/product/51819082v9_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk//include/lhsdesignonthefly.php?overlay=detail_A45-85440.png&bgcolour=(255,255,255)
http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/include/designonthefly.php?overlay=detail_A45-85440.png&background=WHITE-BODYFIT.jpg&x_pos=50&y_pos=140

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_16355893

I don't get that JCUK one.

JCUK!

Just because the set of beliefs that backs up these retarded shirts isn't the SUM TOTAL of Christian beliefs, doesn't make these shirts NOT Christian. But please feel free to stan for your more enlightened denomination.

― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Thursday, July 30, 2009 2:23 PM Bookmark

I wonder what ILX's reaction would be if I posted a thread full of anti-semitic and suicide-martyr t-shirt art and called it CHECK OUT THESE MUSLIM SHIRTS!

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/resource/_img/upload/thumb_A104-87477.png

http://weardaword.com/ufiles/13/image/tappoutBK_front.jpg

P.S. Still don't get JCUK!

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_16996244

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/include/lhsdesignonthefly.php?overlay=detail_SL77-JCA6816.png&bgcolour=(0,0,0)

KJB:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Connection_(clothing)

Haha at Facebook shirt: "You may have friends in common." 'we don't really know for sure tho'

but isn't it determined by the core tenets of the religion rather than the amassed beliefs of the believers? like, if your church's doctrine is pro-choice, it's unfair to label that specific sect as anti-abortion. but if you're talking about the teachings of christianity, like, in a vortex, then whether people heed the text is irrelevant.

i wimped out of wanting to make this argument earlier because it's kind of like trying to convince someone "no, you don't understand, you're a racist". just saying is all.

kjb you never seen french connection UK shirts?
http://www.frenchconnection.com.au/www/155/files/612005ro_th.jpg

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_21447340

xpost Nope. But thanx abbi/pfunk. (thought it was some kind of failed Calvin Klein parody)

I changed the title, I hope it makes people feel better.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_22489494

http://www.jesusgroupie.com/stuff/images/OnFireForChristShirt.jpg

(Changing the title wasn't necesary, Abbott, I was just being pissy)

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_25578822

you can't have it both ways, dowd!

http://www.culture-making.com/media/APTAEAS_420.jpg

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_50322259

http://romanticcatholic.com/catholic_t-shirts.html

http://romanticcatholic.com/catholic_t-shirt.html
http://i26.tinypic.com/286u7uw.jpg

Abbott can you beat that with a mormon t shirt?

http://www.adifferentdirection.com/_storefiles/productimages/processimage.aspx?src=1279_Jesus%20Died%20for%20Pedro.jpg&Size=225

You lil ho ? xxpost

is that like ... is that a staples parody

http://romanticcatholic.com/one_god_3_persons_t-shirt.html

http://romanticcatholic.com/one_god_3_persons_t-shirt.html

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_60088746

Whuuuuuaa [BRAIN EXPLODES]

test

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-37413411827110_2063_366324

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_65100702

Haha Mormon t-shirts are all dumb in-jokes. And confusing.

http://8apparel.com/images/P/hethinkswairplaneonblank.jpg

Two years is a long time as you may have already realized after 3 weeks. You don't want to send him the Dear John for fear it will mess up his "focus". Your new boyfriend will know he's the only one when you fashionably wear this subtle and funny LDS t-shirt.

http://8apparel.com/images/P/earthweb.JPG

When you think of you're family, always remember the planet they're on, cuz it can get confusing. This t-shirt captures the essence of that important LDS song and you may want to wear it "through all eternity".

http://8apparel.com/images/P/Fast-Sunday-01.jpg

Fast Sunday
Ironically enough, this day may be the slowest day of them all. Hang in there, the blessings received can be quite satisfying. To help curb that craving, wear this Mormon tee to remind you how hungry you are...or will be.

http://i32.tinypic.com/10ngebl.jpg

http://8apparel.com/images/P/SaturdayLadies.jpg

I own this one (it's a Mormon kids song).

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-39800602882160_2065_60088746
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 July 2009 20:51

Holy Shit!!

http://8apparel.com/images/P/8_kidsdaddy.jpg

What a great little song for good ol' dad. Be sure to give him a great BIG kiss when he walks through that door. But better than a kiss would be your child wearing this t shirt.

http://www.romanticcatholic.com/images/t-shirts/hoodies5.jpg

Red Wings Wear Thorns?

10 Catholic tshirts
http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/Catholic/2008/09/Catholic-Tshirts.aspx

http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/D16E5562233149F2A7981E88DABA751E.ashx?w=333&h=250

http://rlv.zcache.com/jesus_t_shirt_jesus_christ_superhero_t_shirts-p235907699533333127cisa_400.jpg

This kind of suggests the wearer is Jesus?

http://www.backwardfish.com/images/angel_wing_long_sleeve_tee_big.gif

For the goths in your youth group.

rofl
http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/712DA7F2650F404BA16F1496A5F47132.ashx?w=333&h=250

A lot of this is kinda abstract, but my town has been been overrun with a group called 'Christians Linked Across The Nation' or some such (an evangelical group) the past couple of weeks, and they really wear shirts like this - admittedly a bit more subtle, that look like band shirts or whatever. They kicked up a fuss in my church because the Reverend gave a sermon supporting gay rights, and of a generally socialist bent (which lost of the Kirk are, and Christian Socialism was one of the driving forces of British Socialism.) But I spent like a week going 'Faith! Sorg was a pretty good album!' to confused stares.

Is that the front? Please let that be the front. (xxpost)

http://christianaffiliatemarketers.com/images/PrayForUS.gif

http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/6DE834FFF0F5401E89FADAD4225A2110.ashx?w=333&h=250

http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/79127F51C0454914888A06E1F4604529.ashx?w=333&h=250

The iconic blue-and-red Obama "Hope" image seen everywhere during the 2008 presidential campaign is given a religious update with Pope Benedict and the word "Pope."

He looks like he's been caught off guard there.

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/godsmackt-shirt-shield_1_111097_black_l.jpg

http://kerusso.us/images/APTABDB.jpg

http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/92EA3C8E472147F398E162B5D6428765.ashx?w=333&h=250

Fra Angelico's "Annunciation" is radically updated with speech bubbles filled with modern lingo. The angel Gabriel announces Mary's pregnancy with the male gender symbol while Mary reveals her shock with the instant messaging acronym for "Oh My God."

lol
http://www.beliefnet.com/~/media/5937E16A931641149F45051727DEDB41.ashx?w=333&h=250

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/t/s/tsbl01_01_lg.jpg

I think I wld wear this!

would Rod & Todd be allowed to wear it?

oh my:

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/p/o/porno1.jpg

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/e/n/enslaved1.jpg

this is the back:

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/e/n/enslaved2.jpg

xian juggalo t-shirts must exist. how to find?

― Philip Nunez,
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc28/JuggaloTamayo/JuggaloTamayo.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/proud_to_be_a_jehovahs_witness_tshirt-p235385156825438270y4yl_400.jpg

wow
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/the_smiling_jehovahs_witness_at_your_door_may_tshirt-235089054919878312

:O

Someone should wear that one to a Prince concert

:O

even dowd will laugh at this one
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00849/SNA2014M1_180_849036a.jpg

for the non-scots
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2544292/Cheers-and-jeers-for-first-Sunday-ferry.html

Just because the set of beliefs that backs up these retarded shirts isn't the SUM TOTAL of Christian beliefs, doesn't make these shirts NOT Christian. But please feel free to stan for your more enlightened denomination.

― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Thursday, July 30, 2009 2:23 PM Bookmark

I wonder what ILX's reaction would be if I posted a thread full of anti-semitic and suicide-martyr t-shirt art and called it CHECK OUT THESE MUSLIM SHIRTS!

― http://tinyurl.com/mnd3bd (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, July 30, 2009 7:41 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i always liked 'YHWH or the HWY' as a bumper sticker but i bet it makes good t-shirting, too.

also good for all abrahamic sects!

Every Porno Has Somebody's Daughter In It

I presume the existence of Cock Hungry Dudes would make their heads explode?

hahahahahaha

I dunno, PP -- I don't think the suicide martyr comparison is really there for ya. There's a weird thing w bible-thumpers where they create a ton of straw-people to stand in opposition to (evolutionists, college professors, people who think going to church makes you a Christian, people who live in cities, etc) but on the whole, because EVERYONE AROUND THEM BASICALLY BELIEVES THE SAME THING, they consider themselves normal and not fringey at all.

The fact that presenting their faith as "extreme" while actually being like everyone else in your town are ideas in OPPOSITION to each other, is kind of lost.

Aren't you from the flyover zone too? You probably knew that, but I'm just getting around to reading rest of thread.

http://images7.cafepress.com/product/38402977v1_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

My argument was more toward you saying they were Christian shirts even if they didn't represent the SUM TOTAL of Christian beliefs. You could take any fringe segment of an overall culture or social group and brand it as that culture. Talk about your straw-people.

That's why I added the parenthetical aside!

http://www.mmawarehouse.com/v/vspfiles/photos/jdt-1004-2.jpg

You could take any fringe segment of an overall culture or social group and brand it as that culture. Talk about your straw-people.

You could, but it wouldn't actually MAKE that fringey element representative of the whole. Whereas I really think this crap IS representative of Christians. Or at least American ones, I guess.

I have this feeling that all Europeans think we're crazy for even having evangelicals in our midst. Like, that something has to be just WRONG with your society for people to get to that place.

I'm from flyover country, too. They may be a bit louder, but I certainly don't think this crap represents even a simple majority of American Christians.

like we dont have them here
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Oh. Hmm. Maybe I don't think of people who just go to church as a social tie as being part of the body of Christians? Which would be kind of funny if, 10 years after I got the hell out, I'm still framing the world in their terms.

Billy Graham came over to the UK. He converted loads.

oh and we have sir cliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzeKCuURF4

I was looking for Carman t-shirts but found this instead:

http://www.jamespot.com/userdata/spot/thumb/b7/73/6198/1240210867.png

Maybe I don't think of people who just go to church as a social tie as being part of the body of Christians?

And on the other side of things, I can say most Christians are pretty OK because I just define "Christian" as anyone who thinks this Jesus guy is the way to something they refer to as "heaven." Church-going, not church-going, etc.

Obnoxious t-shirt wearing "Christians" are a different thing altogether and that's what the thread's about, and I will gladly be amused by their antics and shirts.

Until you have to have them as a biology lab partner! Then you will hate an entire semester.

"I don't think we came from monkeys, that's crazy, don't you think? That we have to learn that?" "Aw for christ's sake will you help me fucking calibrate this spectrometer?'

"Sure is warm today! Not as warm as it's going to be if you don't accept Him as your Saviour though!"

"stfu and clean this erlenmeyer flask"

"Science thinks it has all the answers. So why can't it disprove God, huh?"

They have tats that say things like 'He > I' and they're not even talking about helium & iodine.

"My relationship with god is affected by my father issues" would have been a less confusing and equally telling tattoo choice.

hey dude get on the gmail chatz

hey dude and dudette get on aim chatz

i'll come clean and rep for these dudes. the few I've come across are just normal dudes who are into the shirts and bracelets and veggie-tales tapes no more so than someone into phil collins. nothing at all like the crazies in jesus camp.

that said, i'm totally fine brushing mainline christianity as homo-hating warmongerersers, cause, you know, they kinda are.

I agree, as far as the guys I've met in God's Gym t-shirts have been mellow friendly pro-God types.

Most are, but they're the type who get stick off the hardliners for not being true christians. I've met people who insist catholics arent christians.(even the pope)

You've met the pope and discussed his lack of Christianity with him? How did that go?

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/p/o/porno1.jpg

how creepy would it be for a guy to wear this

pretty creepy, esp. if it's a babydoll t

what if i got it as a "tramp stamp"

You wld get boned by a lot of chicks, is what.

Yeah, weirdly I was taught that Catholics ARE Christians, but I was taught that as if it were something that had to be pointed out, like I might have thought otherwise. Apparently among some Protestant denoms there's quite a lot of feeling against Catholics.

ha, no, really :-)

When I first moved here, a lot of coworkers asked me, "So are you a Catholic, or are you a Christian?" which is an awkward dichotomy in so many ways.

Oh lord, I should have specified American ones! I think US Proddies object to the Catholics more on spiritual/theological grounds, like their worship is so impersonal and ritualistic that it doesn't count as heart-felt anymore. Plus Marian theology, hoo boy.

Laurel, it's fine, I know what you mean, I just thought you'd turned to sarcasm having been reading the SPL thread too much :-)

I do remember having to explain in the past that Roman Catholicism was Christian, partly because I didn't have to go to non-denominational Christian church services at school for reasons of having a particularly denominational religion.

Anyway, can we just go back to laughing at folk who display their Christianity by way of insane t-shirts?

I used to own a bunch of the stuff in this thread.

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/MeanttodieTShirt.jpg

had this as both a shirt AND a hat

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

is it wrong that i find this hilarious and hot

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/99090921v1_350x350_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

can I just

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/99090921v1_350x350_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

'My mom got two abortions and then chose to have me (obviously)'

'My mom thinks birth control should be easily available and sex ed should be more comprehensive, resulting in a drastically reduced need for abortions, and is also pro-life; her choice to have me and my siblings was planned (obviously)'

'My parents sometimes wonder what their lives would be like had I not been conceived and born while they were both 17 (obviously)'

'Reproductive rights are a subject of complex and multifaceted opinions and ramification, many of which I, a child, cannot fathom, unlike my parents, who purchased this shirt for me and dressed me in it before I could read (obviously)'

(obviously) (dicks)

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/xtianmetalshirt.jpg

i <3 that 'catholic since 0033' one.

jewish prior to 0033

http://www.blueheaventees.com/Images/HPSAPJK%20Pick%20Jesus%20Large.jpg

http://www.blueheaventees.com/Images/canyouhearmenow_large.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/polluted350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/products.php?id=15736

http://www.christianshirts.net/products.php?id=1350

http://8.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/d/9/bustedtees.be9871fd39ebc69e05182b09016c5031.jpg

^i've actually thought about getting this for my friend, who would love it

genuine lols at that second one, Granny

hahaha @ "I'm straight!"

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/fingernails350.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/tjwcaa350.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/sinexterm350.jpg

Tonight I stop in a truck stop off I-10 outside of Houston, and they had a lot of the t shirts on this thread! On the way where the shirts were hanging was a sign that read, "Wear Your Faith"

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/pio.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png
I wonder if they knew someone would photoshop "Ex-Masturbator" on the red t-shirt they were wearing... I would be upset if someone did that to a pic of mine.

I wonder if they know how thoroughly creepy, TMI, and WTF their new faith makes them look.

abbott on fire

Can some please explain "Unborn Babies Have Fingernails" to me? Thx.

I can buy the girl being an ex-masturbator...just not the dude

ok but I can't buy either of them wearing a t-shirt that said that unless they'd lost touch with the rest of the world's accepted boundaries of behavior. And that's a little unsettling.

Granted, I have never seen anyone wearing that shirt. I hope it's not a top-seller or anything.

Can some please explain "Unborn Babies Have Fingernails" to me? Thx.

It's a joke.

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/papal_key.jpg

^^ would wear (papacy emblem)

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/anti_pope.jpg

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um...okay...all cleared up now....

Ok, it's a joke about how the "person at the moment of conception" people love to point out that fetuses have the same body parts as adults, and at what week they develop them, as if such things are relevant to the larger argument. It's all just emotional manipulation. So unborn babies not only having fingernails, which they do, but taking the time to buff them... that's kind of funny.

Like, if you're going to ascribe one irrelevant trait from fully formed humans to the unborn, why not more?

Ah ok! I was reading it from a (stereotypically fundamentalist) Christian perspective and coming up waaaay short.

it's a Juno reference, no?

Kevin, didn't you know that according to the Bible the soul resides in the fingernails?

Every time you cut your nails baby Jesus cries.

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/pio.jpg

I don't get this, can someone explain it? Who's the dude? What does "pio" mean?

That dude is Pio perhaps?

Well who is Pio?

Re. Pio. He runs a hotel in Rocamadour, France, and is a major figure among those taking a pilgrimage from there to Santiago de Compostela, Spain. Here is a picture of the hotel.

http://www.venere.com/img/hotel/2/0/3/2/272302/image_bedandbreakfast_exterior_2.jpg

What a weird subject for a t-shirt! I though the Bible said you shouldn't have false idols.

Those holes in his hands help him to strain the poached eggs at breakfast each morning.

I have no idea what 'Pio' means either, and googling isn't helping. Euler's suggestion appears somewhat dubious - anyone else?

Unless it really is a Christian t-shirt about Powershares Global Water Portfolio. Or programmed input/output.

programmed input/output.

You bet yer sweet bippy it's about that, if nothing else.

Look up Padre Pio.

it's a Juno reference, no?

― Al steak sauce: it's dad important (k3vin k.)

haha Yes. Don't know how I missed that.

This geezer:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/padre_pio_0424.jpg

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^ playing dead cos he knows he's surrounded

Charlatan!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/padre-pio-faked-his-stigmata-with-acid-397811.html

The Pope says not so fast:

Mr Luzzatto's claims, splashed across a full page of Corriere della Sera, Italy's best-selling daily, were furiously denounced by Pietro Siffi, president of the Catholic Anti-defamation League. The "presumed proofs are absolutely false," he said. "According to Catholic doctrine, canonisation involves the infallibility of the pope."

So nnnerrrr!

my mum has a book about padre pio

I visited a friends house in Naples and it was plastered in Padre Pio memorobilia. They were most keen on one of his bilocation miracles where he prevented American bombers from bombing a town in southern Italy (then occupied by the Germans) by appearing in front of their planes IN MID AIR! If anyone deserves a t-shirt it's him.

it's a pretty awesome shirt, I would wear it

I'd get his t-shirt if it would depict him flying in the air and shooting lasers towards the bombers.

so far it is my favo(u)rite (stereotypically fundamentalist) Christian tshirt

You have very catholic tastes

http://www.projectsclothing.com/buddhist-evil-print-shirt-335.html

im assuming its just a designer label and not actually buddhist

http://www.catgear.com/Images/mn1_000010.jpg

http://www.catgear.com/Images/lg1_000004.jpg

http://www.catgear.com/Images/tmb1_000029_lg.jpg

that guy looks angry like he might punch me in my pregnant belly (XP!)

http://www.christian-t-shirt.com/images/APTCAP.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/154b16-bj_p.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/144aps_p.jpg

http://www.fashion-scoop.com/scoopimages/wham!.jpg

lol

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/114est_p.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/124con_p.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/100ptb_p.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/108rc2_p.jpg

I do appreciate that Jesus is a twist-off and does not require a bottle opener.

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/fg-Tcu.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/FG-APR.jpg

http://www.t-c-wholesale.com/images/148stm_p.jpg

http://shirtstree.com/images/choice/CSPX13436.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0013/7552/products/Optimized.mens_stpeter_pg3_main.jpg?1247000693
Steady as a Rock since 33.

http://www.justcatholic.com/65499131.jpg

http://www.thechristianclothingstore.com/files/2163465/uploaded/w9058_big.jpg

i dont get this one at all
http://www.justcatholic.com/Catholic_T_shirts-Toad_Hall.html

Why is the Saint Peter text upside down?

maybe american football fans can explain this one to me
http://www.justcatholic.com/Catholic_T_shirts-FootBall_Mania.html

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/americanlifeleague_2063_3668317

And why does the heart resemble a bumhole?

x-posts obv.

http://www.creationmarketing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/HisWayGuyLarge.JPG

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/8728423/US_Christians_launch_Tshirt_campaign_against_well_see_for_yourselves/
a blog about those ex-masturbator shirts

^ 3rd comment
What a bunch of wankers.

http://x45.xanga.com/eeac453a03231202101448/z156771491.jpg

Last one last one
http://www.thepraisefactory.com/transfers/TLP%205843.JPG

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/americanlifeleague_2063_3668317

A "You can't be Catholic and pro-Death-Penalty" shirt would be good.

'ex-masturbator' made me wonder why you would want to take that message to the streets, but

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/americanlifeleague_2063_3668317

is a whole nother level of weird belief projection. is it meant as a conversation starter? like arguing with the choir.

the visual recurrence of that image in this thread is pretty eyecatching and should be repeated in future posts

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/americanlifeleague_2063_3668317

Why is the Saint Peter text upside down?

― Tuomas, Friday, July 31, 2009 9:33 AM Bookmark

Because he was crucified upside-down.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/catholiclouisiana/tshirt.jpg

Why is the Saint Peter text upside down?

The Annuario Pontificio gives the year of Peter's death as A.D. 64 or A.D. 67. Early church tradition (as indicated below) says Peter probably died at the time of the Great Fire of Rome of the year 64. Margherita Guarducci, who led the research leading to the rediscovery of Peter’s tomb in its last stages (1963-1968), was of the opinion that Peter died on October 13 A.D. 64 during the festivities on the occasion of the “dies imperii” of Emperor Nero. This took place three months after the disastrous fire that destroyed Rome for which the emperor wished to blame the Christians. This “dies imperii” (regnal day anniversary) was an important one, exactly ten years after Nero acceded to the throne, and it was ‘as usual’ accompanied by much bloodshed. Traditionally, Roman authorities sentenced him to death by crucifixion. According to the apocryphal Acts of Peter, he was crucified head down.

x-post

http://www.lztees.com/pictures/lifeguardred.jpg

in fairness to Nero, the fire was probably the fault of the Christians

and it was actually the priests who fiddled while Rome burned.

Because he was crucified upside-down.

I thought this was a joke and it made me lol. Sorry St. Peter, I hope you can read this upside down in heaven.

http://www.catgear.com/Images/lg1_000004.jpg

Wait, I don't get this one???? Aren't you either pro choice (i.e. both options are possible) or NOT pro choice (only your preferred choice is the one you're pushing)?

you wont get past the gates now
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Hope he doesn't know about ctrl+alt+down arrow

http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gif

http://www.catgear.com/Images/lg1_000004.jpg

Thought these dudes were in the middle of a ceilidh/barn dance turn for a minute.

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo0X0ZfYzIzLmpwZ3xsb2FkPUwxLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXM0LmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb20vaW1hZ2UvMTI5MDY4NjRfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwxLDE2MCwxMDAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMSxBZGQsMTQ5LDEwOXxjcD1yZXN1bHQsYmxhbmt8c2NhbGU9cmVzdWx0LDAsNDgwLFdoaXRlfGNvbXByZXNzaW9uPTk1fA==

http://testifydesigns.com/jcdc.jpg

That "Lifeguard" one makes me think of

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UyXtVNJJgTU/R3wOFqMDCdI/AAAAAAAABGE/jO8G2-lJ4ZM/s320/lifeguard%5B1%5D.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxMzVfRl9jMjMuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDAsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlczguY2FmZXByZXNzLmNvbS9pbWFnZS8yMjI0MjAwOF80MDB4NDAwLmpwZ3x8c2NhbGU9TDAsMTcwLDg1LFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWRkLDE1MSwxMTl8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo3Ml9GX2MxLmpwZ3xsb2FkPUwwLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXMyLmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb20vaW1hZ2UvMjU0MjQ5NzJfNDAweDQwMC5wbmd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDE0NSwxNDUsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMCxBZGQsMTcwLDEyNHxjcD1yZXN1bHQsYmxhbmt8c2NhbGU9cmVzdWx0LDAsNDgwLFdoaXRlfGNvbXByZXNzaW9uPTk1fA==

rofl
http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoyX0ZfYzEuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDAsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlczAuY2FmZXByZXNzLmNvbS9pbWFnZS84Mjc4MzQwXzQwMHg0MDAuanBnfHxzY2FsZT1MMCwxNzAsMTcwLFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWRkLDE1NSwxMjV8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/2698772222_ed39a290a4.jpg?v=0

http://www.catgear.com/Images/lg1_000004.jpg

^^ pic is mad cruisy

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo0X0ZfYzIzLmpwZ3xsb2FkPUwwLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXM2LmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb20vaW1hZ2UvMjUyMDcwNDZfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDE2MCwxNDcsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMCxBZGQsMTQ5LDEwOXxjcD1yZXN1bHQsYmxhbmt8c2NhbGU9cmVzdWx0LDAsNDgwLFdoaXRlfGNvbXByZXNzaW9uPTk1fA==

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/satan73_350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/evolution78_350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/monkeyuncle350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/chickenegg77_350.jpg
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/chickenegg350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/evolmonkey350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/catnip42_350.jpg
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/catnip350.jpg

hahahha

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens2821682_1235279985alive_baseball_t.jpg

particularly annoying:

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/large/chickenegg350.jpg

The chicken/egg question is not really about chickens or eggs; it's about circular logic and dilemmas, which date back to the earliest of logic puzzles, and I feel sure that this t-shirt is not about that. But it should be, because otherwise it's just bloody stupid.

maybe american football fans can explain this one to me
http://www.justcatholic.com/Catholic_T_shirts-FootBall_Mania.html

I don't know but that's a viking ship and its purple -- God's favorite team is the Minnesota Vikings?

well i did deduce that myself. But i was wondering, why would they be god's favourite team?

Because they are utterly hopeless and disappointing, ergo most in need of God's favor?

is it meant as a conversation starter?

These shirts are conversation starters, whether the wearer likes it or not. Which, again, is why you can't wear them with ironic distance in mainstream public spheres. You first have to explain the shirt (even the simpler ones; sample dialogue: "oh kewl you have a Mountain Dew/Yoo-Hoo t-shirt...no wait...that's not Mountain Dew/Yoo-Hoo...what is that?") and then explain your snarky stance. Confused stares and uncomfortable silences ensue.

"I'm only wearing it because I think your lord and savior is a tool, sheesh."

Tuomas I think it is catholic dogma that mary herself was virgin-birthed, of St. Anne? ppl are welcome to correct me there.

I like these:
http://forcefieldpr.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/danielson.jpg

no irony required. (well i guess it's ironic if you're not really a nurse)

I don't get those ones either... What do they have to do with Christianity?

I've met people who insist catholics arent christians.(even the pope)

being raised catholic and moving to the south pretty much made me an atheist

"pic is mad cruisy"

seriously. they are pro-life alright. in their pants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1JgfdUWbN4

Does God play favorites. We know he doesn't but some teams just happen to be better than others. Go Vikings.

Wow God used that myspace account with some really bad design.

Ten fucking minutes long!

Or I guess EX-fucking.

I bet those Ex-Masturbator etc ones have some sappy Christian message on the back, thus preventing irreverent secular wear

would be awesome if the back said "EXUBERANT, that is!"

EX-PENSIVE

I wonder if there's a market for "Ex-Communicated" t-shirts

how common are excommunications anyway?

http://www.alittleleaven.com/images/2007/07/08/easyjesus.jpg

^ saw a middle aged dude sporting this today

Did you run up to him and smack his chest?

according to wikipedia, these are the people excommunicated in the 21st century

* Eduardo Aguirre, Guatemalan Catholic priest, now bishop of the Brazilian Catholic Apostolic Church[1]
* Call to Action group members in Nebraska were excommunicated by Bishop Fabian Bruskewitz, Vatican later confirmed their excommunication.[2]
* Emmanual Milingo, former archbishop of Lusaka, for consecrating four married priests as bishops. Also excommunicated were those receiving consecration.[3]
* The Community of the Lady of All Nations for heretical teachings and beliefs after a six-year investigation. The declaration was announced by the Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops on September 12, 2007.[citation needed]
* Rev. Dale Fushek and Rev. Mark Dippre. Former Priests were issued a Decree of Excommunication by Bishop Thomas J. Olmsted for operating "an opposing ecclesial community" in direct disobedience to orders to refrain from public ministry.[4]
* Father Marek Bozek (since laicized by Pope Benedict XVI), and the lay parish board members of St. Stanislaus Kostka Church in St. Louis, Missouri in December 2005 were declared guilty of the ecclesiastical crime of schism by then-Archbishop Raymond Leo Burke.[5] Their excommunication was ratified by the Vatican in May 2008. (Four of the parish board members have since reconciled with the Church.)
* Mother of a nine-year old Brazilian rape victim, for obtaining an abortion for her daughter. Also the doctors performing the abortion. [6]

you could probably sell a couple of tshirts to these people I suppose

"eventually humping floors just wasn't enough"

o yes u can masturbate while thinking about tacos!

EX-LAX

"I don't get those ones either... What do they have to do with Christianity?"
I think they are all Christians, except maybe the one in the "Chris" shirt, funny enough.

spotted a NOTW bumper sticker today.

News Of The World?

* Mother of a nine-year old Brazilian rape victim, for obtaining an abortion for her daughter. Also the doctors performing the abortion. [6]

fucking hell.

News Of The World?

― StanM, Friday, July 31, 2009 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That would kind of rule.

That video is so goddamn ridiculous. Yes, kids, masturbation is like DRUGS. You get ADDICTED. You will HURT YOURSELF PHYSICALLY if you do it! and then you will be so pathetic that you will KEEP DOING IT! Because you're ADDICTED! ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

Give me just a quarter of a fucking break, will you?

First of all, she tore her clitoris? Does she know what her clitoris is? And if so, was she masturbating with a bread knife?

she didnt say?

mmmm tacos

Her story is not really believable -- I mean, I'm sure she believes it, and maybe it's true that she became an absolute MADWOMAN for fiddling her bits, but it sounds like she's stuck in a feedback loop, rather than having anything like normal human desires. Not only is she denying herself the occasional harmless wank, her self esteem has become in part based on her ability to resist the urge to sexually gratify herself. So these "urges" are not even sexual urges after a point, they are necessary only to have something to resist so that Jesus will be more proud of her. This is WAY weirder than having a moment or two to yourself once in a while.

Sorry, I'm getting over-animated about this. It's just that... these people mess with your head, bad.

i really love the JC/DC one because of the last two lines: The Disciples feat. Noah on the Decks. i mean, it would seam real if it wasn't so fucking punny.

its esp weird to watch someone talking about this cuz invariably yr just eventually just picturing them masturbating furiously

just just just

or you are watching them and masturbating furiously. one or the other.

wait, did i say that out loud?

at least it was on your own comp,scott

its esp weird to watch someone talking about this cuz invariably yr just eventually just picturing them masturbating furiously

Of course you are, and you are expected to. According to this girl's testimony, no human being has ever masturbated as furiously as she once did. I can't even picture it realistically, because what she's describing is porno-surreal. The only point of this is to make you, the teenager, think about masturbation a WHOLE WHOLE LOT, really intensely, and at the same time make you feel hideously guilty about thinking about masturbation. This works on teenagers like gangbusters. As propaganda goes, it's up there with showing pregnant women pictures of botched third trimester abortions and telling them that they will be next if they don't have the child. It's just such pure evil.

but did she ever masturbate in front of a baby?

Yes. The baby Jesus. And guess what -- she made him cry.

http://www.unionjackshop.com/products.php?cat=clothing
this kinda thing is worse than the fundamentalist usa anti abortion christian.
you guys are so lucky you dont have to put up with that sorta pish

anyay back to the point of this thread
http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/resource/_img/upload/new_home_image.jpg
i honestly cant imagine seeing an entire family wearing these out on the street or anything. Surely they only wear them at bible camps and the like?

http://www.religioustshirts.co.uk/include/designonthefly.php?overlay=detail_A86-87664.png&background=WHITE-HOODY.jpg&x_pos=45&y_pos=110

I feel sorry for these cartoon dogs
http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00002/00000000231/productSmall/00000000000000063585_43.jpg
https://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00002/00000000231/watermark/00000000000000063585.png

i honestly cant imagine seeing an entire family wearing these out on the street or anything. Surely they only wear them at bible camps and the like?

they wear them when they battle other dance crews

http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Illegal_Christian_T-Shirt.jpg

http://withinhisgrace.com/images/APTAPJK.jpg

they wear them when they battle other dance crews

The satanic ones, wearing peace signs on their t-shirts.

Tuomas did you write the music that's played on this page?
http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Christian_Shirts.html

http://christian-t-shirts.us/images/Christian%20T%20Shirts%20APTAGLW.jpg

http://kerusso.us/images/Christian%20T%20Shirts%20APT1000.jpg

http://www.adifferentdirection.com/_storefiles/productimages/processimage.aspx?src=2029_Global%20Warming%20front.jpg&Size=400

http://trenzshirts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/bodypiercing.jpg
http://trenzshirts.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=PPS&Product_Code=bodypiercing&Category_Code=Religion

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00004/00000000126/productSmall/00000000000000018757_32.jpg

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00004/00000000126/productSmall/00000000000000063087_1.jpg

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00001/00000000009/productSmall/00000000000000063157_11.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/break55_350.jpg
http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00006/00000000053/productSmall/00000000000000005694_1.jpg
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/whack42_350.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/breaks2_350.jpg
https://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00003/00000000008/watermark/00000000000000060890.png
http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00002/00000000231/productSmall/00000000000000063372_1.jpg

https://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00004/00000000126/watermark/00000000000000018803.png

this one is nuts though
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/products/whack42_350.jpg

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00001/00000000009/productSmall/00000000000000063157_11.jpg

lmao @ calvinists

whoah
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/KlanKidsKare.jpg

found that tshirt logo while looking for christian anti-homosexuality tshirts

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00005/00000000107/section/00000000000000062259.png

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00010/00000000115/productSmall/00000000000000062357_1.jpg
https://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00010/00000000115/watermark/00000000000000062357.png

https://www.virtuousplanet.com/shops/userimages/00002/00000000231/watermark/00000000000000063053.png

clingling?

you're clingling, baby.

Clingling sounds like a baby panda name.

http://img.printfection.com/1/195/4153529/aHxqm.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/obamanationcr350.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/amazing_grace.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/sk8r_jesus.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/air_jesus.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/torahman.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/small_kanyewestishomieswithjesus.jpg

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/ya_ready.jpg

the girl in the video is like the howard hughes of masturbation. masturbation has lost a leading practitioner. i too would fly too close to the sun if i could reach those heights.

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/thumbnails/887.jpg

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/thumbnails/900.jpg

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/thumbnails/1330.jpg

^ text is hard to read, but says: St. Maria Goretti's Girls Club - Purity's Worth Dyin' For

Maria Goretti (16 October 1890 – 6 July 1902) is an Italian virgin-martyr of the Catholic Church, and is one of its youngest canonized saints. She was martyred after dying from multiple stab wounds, inflicted by her attempted rapist after she refused him because of love of Jesus and her loyalty to the Ten Commandments.

Unfortunately they don't have a "VIRGIN TO THE MAX" shirt

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/thumbnails/1097.jpg

Internet rule 34b: There is a Christian Parody t-shirt of it

http://static.zoovy.com/img/customtshirt/-/christian_t_shirts_godfthme

Knew there had to be one of these.

god is our puppeteer? nice.

Wish I could make out what it actually said
http://www.hoacreations.com/images/top_ten_reasons.jpg

You're not supposed to read it, you're supposed to blindly believe what the bloke in the shop tells you it says.

http://hoacreations.com/images/store/chaste_large.jpg

lolz at c.h.a.s.t.e logo on American Apparel shirts

Maria Goretti's Girls Club is kinda fucked up.

Maria Goretti's Girls Club is kinda fucked up.

yeah: picking on some of the logic behind one of the t-shirts on this thread is pretty futile but equating resisting violent rape with abstinant purity is fucked up.

http://www.purechristiangraphicdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christian-tshirt-9.jpg

I love the idea of a band with a drummer wearing this shirt and the bass player wearing the "Bass your life on Christ" one. Or maybe a Showbiz Pizza band of stuffed bears wearing them.

http://kerusso.us/images/Christian%20T%20Shirts%20APT1000.jpg
http://www.purechristiangraphicdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christian-tshirt-9.jpg
http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/xtianmetalshirt.jpg

need a keyboard player! and a singer!

I read that as Hymens with attitude.

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/fullimages/892.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3411/3277315640_3fd2aba09b.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxNjVfRl9jMS5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzMi5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzMzNTI3NDQyXzQwMHg0MDAucG5nfHxzY2FsZT1MMCw3Nyw2MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCwxOTcsMTA1fGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxMzZfRl9jNC5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzNi5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzE0NzYxMzA2XzQwMHg0MDAuanBnfHxzY2FsZT1MMCwxMzYsMTM2LFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWRkLDE3MywxMjF8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

... WADE A MINIT ! That one isn't Christian, is it?

What makes you think that?

abbott can u explain that "he thinks im waiting" shirt

the descrip did nothing for me

man i love all those liveoffensively shirts!

lol at "stick with jesus"

ok rox a lot of times before a dude goes on his two-year mission, his steady sweetie will promise to 'wait for him,' ie not have any new relationships while he's doing his missionary thing. So the shirt is saying this classic lols of no girl ends up actually not-dating for two years...eventually she'll drop him for some handsome man with a keg of root beer and some skee-ball tokens.

haha thats a thing?!

the idea being AFTER the two years of waiting that the young couple will get married in the temple & be in <3 for all eternity

roxy it is SUCH a cliche thing that there is a movie w/that as a major plot point (the R.M., short for 'returned missionary')

jesus loves rogue apostrophes

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/torahman.jpg

My brain translated the Hebrew text there to, "NOM NOM."

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/v_v.jpg

In most high schools in America being a virgin can be equivalent to being a loser. This is a lie that Satan has been telling forever. The concept of virginity is amazing. A person can actually love their spouse with their body before they even meet them. Living a pure life is both a defensive and offensive way of living. It is defensive for it protects our own body and soul from harm and offensive for purity shines in a dark culture of sin.

This is a bold T-Shirt, that makes a statement about your desire for sexual purity. If you wear it, do it with pride and also humility. You can have pride that Christ has made us clean and has protected us from being taken out by sexual sin, and humility that it is only by the grace of Christ that we are not as far into the muck as our neighbors and our friends.

”It is so much better to give, than to receive.” -Jesus-
Acts 20:35

...in bed

"This is a bold T-Shirt, that makes a challenge that Craig, the ok-looking and kinda smart guy from 4th period Algebra, just accepted."

xpost:

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-07-09-Fortune-Cookies.png

(sorry, not christian or a t-shirt)

I think it was an Upright Citizens Brigade bit that had a group reading fortune cookies and playing the "in bed" game, and when the first cookie seemed to insult one guy's masculinity, he took another cookie out of the bowl, and another, etc, and the fortunes kept getting worse and worse until they said things like, "You're a limp-dick faggot."

And in an almost Python-esque over-the-top gesture, the bit ends with him banging his wife right there on the table, to prove himself.

Still no animated gif t-shirts? You'd think technology would have come up with something by now :-/

http://i43.tinypic.com/11vtlkh.gif

I want a bug

i want more animated gifs

http://store.fullnessofthefaith.com/images/stories/aquire-peace-logo_copy.jpg

Not fundamentalist or anything (it's Orthodox St. Seraphim of Sarov) but a pretty cool image for a t-shirt nonetheless. He spent a lot of time reclused in the Russian forests in prayer, pretty cool story behind him if you ever look him up.

http://store.fullnessofthefaith.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Acquire_Peace_48dd00a2dffc4.jpg

I used to see one in circulation that said "My Best Friend Went to Hell and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt".

love the constant theft from secularism!

Needs more gifs

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png

JESUS IS MY SAVIOR NOT OBAMA

”It is so much better to give, than to receive.” -Jesus-
Acts 20:35

― Sug-Banning Fool at Poll-Making School (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...in bed

― chip dumstorf, Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:44 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This reads like "It is so much better to give, than to receive Jesus-Acts in bed" haha

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zdqej5.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/55964770/large.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/bc766ba2c32b8451dc70a133d9467bdf/tumblr_n168i8lZvB1sjo7ouo1_500.jpg

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/ScreenShot2015-05-29at2.52.04PM.png

shouldn't there be a comma after 'saves' on that first one? 'JESUS SAVES BRO' makes it read like a newspaper headline

don't save me bro

Not a t-shirt, but on my way to work yesterday I passed a church sign that said CHECK YOUR FAITHBOOK, YOU HAVE A FRIEND REQUEST FROM JESUS.

i should have got that DEATH shirt, I don't know what i was thinking