Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I've got two, namely

That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy

which I thought was too boring to post, and

GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT

which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.

See also:

I keep deleting my posts before I post them!

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about Picthfork, I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I always like going on the Pitchfork thread because it makes other people who allegedly don't read it cry.

?

talking about the "omg ppl are talking about Pitchfork, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" contingent

xxp - do you talk about provates or something?

oh. that's me, sometimes, too. i mean, i can't restrain myself and i should

Provates--their new album is great, much improved over that EP last year

kinda feel like derailing LJ's epic poll thread and protest vehemently that he should have included track 6 from the last Provates album.

Wait was the Neil

what? I didn't catch that. But my hearing's been for shit since I was a kid.

100 miles isn't really very far - there are people out here that commute that distance to work every day.

'shut up'

;)

ha - that is my US-centric view of things.

pennyroyal

I said basically the same thing when I got a ticket for not having my headlights on over the weekend driving my mom's truck.

i wouldn't mind being a mod, actually.

I just noticed this thread happening. So that comment happened near the beginning of the thread?

I can't

sometimes I think cat power is the only music i agree with

Agree with, like, the sentiment of the words? Or the entire musical aesthetic? Maybe I shouldn't ask. Maybe this should be a safe place.

I wasn't gonna ask what you can't, but this is a haven, so I didn't.

that guy is an old friend and collaborator of my boss. He's a good player.

Ned? You worried about pulling a Suzy?

Yeah, and violating my new self-imposed posting limitations.

He's brilliant. My fave is The Crux? I gave it to one of my best friends, so I might've forgotten the title since it's been away.

we have a couple of his albums at work - he's a good guy, a little grumpy. I haven't actually listened to his albums, but I've seen him live. This is the case with a lot of music for me, actually.

If "Hounds of Love" were released today, half of the people raving about it would hate it.

you have as much chance of becoming a mod as me

my ambitions are quite low - i'd feel thoroughly satisfied being mod of a sub-board only me and two other people post to. I just want to make up fake user names.

You can register fake gmail addys and make fake user accounts based on them. The mods will know, though, based on your IP.

too much work.

Everyone who plays an instrument even kind of well. People who speak two languages. People who do hard math. People in science.

*deletes long overly personal post probably seeking sympathy*

The guy in that anecdote was an artist in the Whitney Biennial.

I'd have given him at least an 8.

more like a small dune of sand in a depressingly flat desert

on second thought, 5 might be more accurate.

spent 15 minutes revising a post about bristle blocks, then decided to just link an image

3000 miles is still too far away.

is that why you wrote all those luke-warm half-assed reviews?

you had the self-discipline necessary to be a successful serial killer

I am not going to post to this thread.

I have a cousin I'd make out with. Adodpted, tho.

apparently horses that are gelded - you are supposed to clean that stuff off of them, because it accumulates and could cause an expensive infection if not regularly dealt with.

yeah, I was just about to say, if it happened in real life I'd probably chalk it up to aurora borealis/marsh gas/your imagination. but in this case it's clear that you have daddy issues.

I'm trying really hard not to, but it's painful.

*sigh*

do people really read those signs from nearest to furthest, I've always wondered about that because I see the words all at once, and read "top to bottom" as I imagine most people do.

"it's a fun game to play with the english press..."

was that chaki?

Whoops - looks like I was wrong.

they are also good for balancing/resting things on

*sigh*

That 2nd one. I feel silly

hat trick

My two favorite dudes right there, working together.

I'M SAD REVIVE #34

summary because it was half an hour ago:

I'm sad dudes, again
Had a great trip to Chicago last week, saw all my old friends, remembered that I used to have friends
Back at work, hall conversation: "You're not smiling anymore, now you're not new anymore lol" me: :(
attempt to lighten up I'M SAD REVIVE #34 with second anecdote that was pretty funny, I thought, but it involved a bathroom story with (a lot of) poop and fartz, which is a kinda touchy subject nowadays so I left it alone
keep having childish thoughts about running away and living in the woods/another country/on the beach/working as drunken depressed cook in Antarctica research lab

I dunno, I've always had a good 15-20% of my posts that I delete before I post because they're just stupid, but lately it's probably up to the 50% range. So next time I post something ridiculous, remember that it could be waaaaay worse

ZS fwiw I never think your posts are stupid. Just the opposite. Also, I'm sorry you're sad and lonely.

Given all the Ralph business, I considered a parody/parallel poll:

- Ralph literally believes that Ms. Hoover is his mother
- Ralph calls Ms. Hoover "mommy" because he has trouble distinguishing his personal family life from his public social life
- Ralph's use of the term "mommy" witnesses a parapraxis in which Ms. Hoover, her role as a teacher standing as that of an ersatz maternal figure for Ralph, is transposed with a conception of his mother in that her ability to provide him milk echoes a maternal desire in part established by the pleasure first derived in infancy from being breastfed. For Ralph, who evidences a difficulty in intellectually and emotionally developing beyond an infantile state, Ms. Hoover is "mommy" insofar as she hold the promise of delivering the milk he desires.

Unfortunately the last point, though I myself would totally vote for it, wouldn't fit as a poll option.

in so far as she can

Also, I wanted to post that Ralph sucks, he was the very first character to delve into the sort of cheap, empty gag-dom that took over in later seasons. He was perhaps the first that stopped being a character and became an easy, prepackaged stereotype that frankly, isn't funny.

But I know everyone would take this as challops, etc.

I had third thoughts about posting an elaboration on that point, but then had fourth thoughts, so I'll post it here:

The general notion of ralph's problems with language and his proclivity for fantasy is generally OTM.

Consider when Ralph says to Ms. Hoover, "can you open my milk, mommy?"
Given his cognitive impairments, this may be evidence of an inability to differentiate personal and public lives, insofar as figures do not become fixed in their signification, rather existing according to the scattered logic of the fantastical mind of an individual who has trouble moving beyond an infantile state. Here, Ms. Hoover, in her role as a teacher-qua-ersatz maternal figure, is for Ralph transposed with a conception of his mother in that her ability to provide him milk echoes a maternal desire in part established by the pleasure first derived in infancy from being breastfed. She is "mommy" insofar as she holds the promise of delivering the milk he desires, thereby revealing what, on one hand might be an instance of parapraxis, but on the other hand, might indicate a deeper lack of rooting in symbolic reality. Ralph's readiness to assume the role of a viking - an ideal figure he fantasmatically identifies with - indicates his stance in regard to a life led according to desires evidently detached from reality.

Perhaps, then, Ralph is in fact more a viking than he is a boy.

I've always thought that sleeping women look more like frogs than gorillas.

some gag about the Human Centipede movie starting out strong but does it have legs

All pretty challopy, I guess?

hell yes dude

(btw Fits Of Laughter is my dog)

i wish there was a way to make frozen seltzer pops. that sounds delicious

the rude responses started at the beginning -- ilx seems to reject "shared wisdom" except when it doesn't. It appreciates nuance, except when it is inconvenient.

well, relationships go through different stages. From my experience, after a while you

mordy - you mean frozen but still carbonated? hell yeah!

i know, right?!

you're not supposed to be able to do that anymore!

I've been out most of the afternoon, is Andy Murray Scottish again?

i heard Jason Derulo at a garage sale, and Miley Cyrus at a party -

is *plop* related to a girl problem?

that would have been very very rubbish, so you chose wisely :P

i don't know what it refers to!

^^ perhaps my most common post i have second thoughts about and don't post?

of spreadsheets or via spreadsheets?

is that supposed to be a koala?

I keep restraining myself from starting a ILM thread called "creatively bankrupt newish music critics whose memes are just adolescent elitism".

So much for restraint

dude his house burnt down

The thigh tattoo is subpar because of the artist's boner throb, obv

squirth = squirrel + sloth

Also considered a joek about how the artist's boner was a standard reaction given the situation

dude his house burnt down

seriously?

The thigh tattoo is subpar because of the artist's boner throb, obv

tempted just to post this now tbh

xp ian y

think about the tragedy of Icarus -

oh great - lists - are boring - pass/fail - though this thread is about gender not race

http://i36.tinypic.com/vg1jtg.jpg

YOU'RE SO RESTRAINED NOT TO POST THAT SARAHEL

MY, HOW I WISH I HAD YOUR RESTRAINT

I know that feeling, CaptainLorax

ypu can have mine - for free

this thread is a dick move

http://www.marathonthreadscanada.com/pix/BobbinPlstc.jpg

in general i like his writing but the sycophantic tone of that interview is nauseating

you didn't or it didn't? why would she care?

this thread is a dick move

― acoleuthic, Friday, August 20, 2010 11:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think that every time I read it. Either post it or don't but don't write it in some other thread where it won't be hard for ppl to put 2+2 together. BTW - this isn't in reference to any one post in particular but rather to the idea in general.

this isn't in reference to any one post in particular but rather to the idea in general.

this should probably be an automatic ilx objection signature by now

there are many reasons why you wouldn't post something - i think people who think this thread is a dick move aren't seeing this thread in the spirit in which it was created (i think) - i mean, there's definitely potential for using it for passive-aggressive purposes, and considering the history and nature of ilx, i can understand why someone might instinctively think "dick move" about it - but it's pretty much a conceptual thing

in general i like his writing but the sycophantic tone of that interview is nauseating

― what happened in the 80s stays in the 80s (m coleman), Saturday, August 21, 2010 9:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?

I considered starting a thread titled "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post to the 'Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here' thread - put them here", but there's too great a risk that it would turn into http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Droste.jpg

a catfight waiting to happen

fat people made you hungry?

that always had an "Everyday is like Sunday" effect on me

oh this is the thread where - *sigh*

it makes me feel so complicatedly happy - tender and hot-eyed and proud and amused - & every song on it is my favourite song for its duration and no more and no less

Is there actually anyone here who doesn't think this sounds like the worst idea in the history of forever?

(It doesn't matter which thread I didn't post this on. It goes equally well on all of them.)

the Glass Candy singer? yeah - pretty sure

pretzels have loops, but are they recursive?

Remember back in the 80s, when a guy would take you to an R.E.M/10,000 Maniacs doubleheader at Merriwether?

*pulp*
Glad you could stop by.

looool

i used to do that too when i wrote for a snarky blog - but now i do neither and feel better about life

it's kinda immunological in a way ... maybe?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l896lbvCTJ1qajg12o1_400.gif

three times in one week - more omnipresent than the Beatles

I'd like know what exactly the problem is that would be solved by having gender-specific threads, but I'm not going to ask since I don't know what can blow up in your face around here anymore.

you're talking about tanks and power tools and i'm banned from the thread ... offish jealous ... oh wait, it's back to boring soccer talk n/m

^ now you know what it feels like

the batteries thing is one of the main ways the dewalt is superior to the mikita - they are also more powerful, if you've ever tried to drill through brick

o no ur not getting in by proxy

i considered starting a companion thread where i post my responses to your men only thread - but it really isn't all that interesting, so i decided not to

cant imagine there's any qualitative difference btwn m pfeiffer nude or clothed tbh.

You know why you shouldn't use the word "rape" quite so casually?

It's not that you are going to cause some mysterious ineffable airborne "offense".

But because, if you are in a group of four or more people, given that the statistics are, that one in four women in their lives will or has been raped, the chances are, that one of those people is going to step back and think "wow, thank you for just totally trivialising this awful and horrible and possibly violent sexual assault that I went through, by comparing it to, like, a bad haircut or a strenuous workout. That makes me feel really great inside, and chances are actually quite good that talking about the event in such a casual manner, and dismissing my experiences in that way has a really good probability that I'm going to be blindsided into spending the rest of the afternoon in a really unpleasant and unhappy place, mentally, and bringing up a whole host of stuff I really didn't want to think about, or maybe I would have like to have been prepared to think about."

It's not that the trivial use of the word "rape" is somehow mysteriously *responsible* for more rapes occuring (though I would say it's linked to a rise in general misogyny or general backlash acceptance of misogyny - and actually this is linked both to incidence of rape, and how rape is reported and handled) it's that it makes some of us feel really seriously quite awful in a way that you can't really compare to a bad haircut or a strenuous test.

And maybe you should think about that, before you assert that your right to use language in whatever way you see fit regardless of however "offensively" other people you take it, is more important than the right for one in four women or whatever to feel, you know, comfortable in their own skins. Because your mileage may *considerably* vary and you might like to think before you speak and be, you know, just a generally better and more sensitive human being?

maybe someone found out who you are?

lol subtle

Belle & Sebastian Mad About You (also known informally as Pentamedallion) is the upcoming eighth studio album by Belle & Sebastian, slated to be released on October 11, 2010 on Rough Trade in the UK and on October 12, 2010 on Matador Records.

1. "(Dirty Sanchez) I Didn't See It Coming"
2. "Come On My Sister"
3. "Mystery Bimbo Now Occupies Your Guest Room"
4. "I Want Fred Parker of St. Paul, MN to Stop"
5. "Little Lou, Ugly Jack, Prophet John" (Featuring Norah Jones)
6. "Mad About You" (Featuring Carey Mulligan)
7. "I'm Not Living in the Real World"
8. "Ghost of Rockschool"
9. "Read the Blessed Pages"
10. "I Can See Your beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeep"
11. "Sunday's Pretty Icons"

Maybe you guys are all wrong, and Young Money actually advanced hip hop lyricism by dropping the similes in exchange for word association.

but the lines don't all rhyme in the original, only the last two, and it doesn't entirely make sense - the new version - you could have

2 wisks

i'd admit more if everyone was seemingly known by at least one other per

Oh for Christ's sake, please stop with the kissing and the hugging already. It's not cute, it's just creepy.

this thread is a dick move

― acoleuthic, Friday, August 20, 2010 11:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think that every time I read it. Either post it or don't but don't write it in some other thread where it won't be hard for ppl to put 2+2 together. BTW - this isn't in reference to any one post in particular but rather to the idea in general.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:29 (4 weeks ago)

Yes, I know.

Whatever though - this is out of control and I can't take it anymore.

tell her, to her face. you have a point but it needs to be made directly

come online pls

guys guys guys

tell her, to her face. you have a point but it needs to be made directly

Luckily, she just happens to have overheard this. The point is taken, and she won't do this anymore.

guys guys guys

Hey, I am sorry. I shouldn't have posted that here esp after complaining of just that thing a couple weeks ago. It was a dick move on my part and I'm probably just being ridiculous. This was one of those incidents where I posted without thinking it through first. It just seemed a little OTT to me but like I said, that could just be me. I apologize.

But you're right, I should stop doing it. Someone (no, I'm not referring to any ILXor in particular here) could end up taking it the wrong way.

i mean, they just read like sub-par emails fr

is this crazy? why don't the Eagles change Kevin Kolb into the holder and have him hold all punts from now on. then start mixing in some crazy fake punts + stuff and clean up? oh, i think i just realized why they don't.

sarah palin is a cunt btw

oh u lol

I'm such a hot guy.

waiting for ilx version of "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"

as it's Autechre season, time to bump the best Autechre thread

I hardly agree, since I'm hardly amused by the unabashed childishness of genital euphemisms, but Vas Deferens sounds like it could be an Autechre EP.

^ :D

(ok, FUNNIEST Autechre thread. I lolled.)

you shouldn't sell yourself short like that

that doesn't really scan though --

motherrrr, do you wanna scoop poop with me

^^ scans

is this crazy? why don't the Eagles change Kevin Kolb into the holder and have him hold all punts from now on. then start mixing in some crazy fake punts + stuff and clean up? oh, i think i just realized why they don't.

― Mordy, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 7:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

because Glen Frey would be pissed.

or if it's the alternate line, the accent would be "catSHIT"

schemata martyr

New Thread: Last chance for bad posts before the 2011 good post commitment kicks in

lol - i've never been there but i've seen pictures

nazi skunks
nazi skunks
nazi skunks
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

why is this constantly being described as "Lynchian" -- is it because so many people here are David Lynch fans?

lol hoos

doesn't scan, btw

this is funny:

Belle & Sebastian Mad About You (also known informally as Pentamedallion) is the upcoming eighth studio album by Belle & Sebastian, slated to be released on October 11, 2010 on Rough Trade in the UK and on October 12, 2010 on Matador Records.

1. "(Dirty Sanchez) I Didn't See It Coming"
2. "Come On My Sister"
3. "Mystery Bimbo Now Occupies Your Guest Room"
4. "I Want Fred Parker of St. Paul, MN to Stop"
5. "Little Lou, Ugly Jack, Prophet John" (Featuring Norah Jones)
6. "Mad About You" (Featuring Carey Mulligan)
7. "I'm Not Living in the Real World"
8. "Ghost of Rockschool"
9. "Read the Blessed Pages"
10. "I Can See Your beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeep"
11. "Sunday's Pretty Icons"

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Monday, September 20, 2010 11:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a blended haircut?

please define "indie dudes" and "non-indie dudes" and "indie genres" and "non-indie genres" for me, Whiney.

hipsters != indie dudes

is that your type?

one backslash for every year he was away

"I hate all of your posts so much."

butt

If you don't break up valis you might as well add radio free albemuth (or whatever it's called). Dick is full of shit; he just took speed and wrote. At the end of his life he really believed a pink ray from God had implanted information about his son into his brain, and his writing dwelled on certain themes, and maybe he took to writing the same book four times in a row, but VALIS itself is culled from the exegesis directly, right? and it's the best, densest, riffiest book of the three, and so I don't want to give my vote to the other two inadvertently. Started that sentence one place and there was not much logic in getting to the end of it. Phone writing shrug.

I'm glad thomp nominated galactic pot healer. That's a pet favorite of mine.

bitching patina
bitching patina
i ran over my neighbor

^I support this post

she told me she was watching punch drunk love.

in mrs. dalloway there's another thing where the female protagonist is friends with a much more interesting and beautiful female character that she looks up to, learns from, falls in love with.

who*

(m)?

1. This is a bad idea.

2. Does Punch Drunk Love include a scene where Adam Sandler sings in Italian? You think I don't remember this http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7034/06252010opera.jpg bit at the weekend desk? Maybe she thought she was watching Punch Drunk Love.

3. "I'm thinking" didn't seem to be what I was thinking.

4. This is a bad idea.

one a decade on the average

lol what a way to protest

well

hippity-hop lexicographers
that's what you get when you're your own photographers

xpost That black brown and beige set on bluebird is good, but it's delicate and susceptible to disc rot. Jazz people generally don't like the way it's mastered, and they usually say they prefer the Blanton-Webster set, but the bb&b set has cool long pieces and lots of originals on the first two discs - seems like a very creative time.

we used to joke that that's what our apartment looked like. sometimes it felt romantic.

organic dildo?

xp I wasn't talking about a Fifties style relationship with rigid gender roles. Don't believe that there's still pressure out there for women to be the man tamers and men to be the eternal children who would be running around in nothing but a dirty beer-stained T-shirt if it wasn't for the firm guidance of women? We had a whole thread about this, for heaven's sake. And it isn't the men who are expecting us to be this way.

let's see if i can just fan this shit into a clusterfuck

*stern glare*

Have fun. I won't be joining in.

No, I just didn't want to drag that thread any more off topic than it already was.

lol, i wasn't responding to u w/ my post. <3

:-)

Well, as long as you can get organic dildos into the discussion somehow...

is that like "tee-beyotch (snap)"?

are you trying to drown your phone?

Max Von Sydow was challenging in 1996, but ...

I won with Nanook of the North

oh, it was poem

you are so not fat

you are not so fat

you are so fat

... not!

that's funny, in the context of his obsession with the gold standard/Bretton Woods/and the coming economic collapse

I've written and erased like five posts today — lack of sleep is making it very hard to be positive

i haven't seen anything - literally - i post using braille

::.:..:
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::.:.::
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Can't we have an 'I Love Ned Raggett' board?

:-)

you've seen Wax haven't you?

god New Grass is such a great album

oh come on, the holocaust was like 50 years ago now, can't you move on?

xp sarahel, last time i voiced that opinion on ilx marcelo bitched me out for ages abt how new grass was a horrific waste of ayler's talents. but fuck it its a great album.

Whose sock is slag?

i always wondered if he ate the people first and then started on the physical structure, or did everything - building, people, furniture just disappear down that vast chasm that was his mouth?

well that didn't happen

never mind, it could be a fruit

typical mainstream ilx. if two white women did the same thing to a black woman, this shit would get its own clusterfuck thread and not some nalf-assed revive? where's u s steel now? where's geir hongro now? where's Ned Raggett having a beer with the perpetrator and calling it a teachable moment? all the black talking heads are crying for blood when one of their own gets a paper cut, but when there's a real race war brewing, they're nowhere to be found. awfully convenient, huh?

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

i was definitely at a loss for a while about the xp

is this about skeletor holding tits?

pizza butt

awww dad

is there a Whiney Alleynue Subway Stop?

would you give your blog a dog's name? would you give your dog a blog's name?

dogabloglog

and half the time they appear

pippa middleton vs schadenfreude

turn around brown eye

dishes

might as well face it you're [REDACTED BY MOD]

correlation between footsy-playing and inebriation

imagining the extortion of surplus of donuts ...

haha, i don't actually care either way about the zed/zee thing, it's just interesting to me because i never knew that zed was so common!

was just about to make a comment about 'what if "S" was pronounced "See"', and then i could be "Zed See", so close to Etsy and

let's just nip that in teh bud

or as i used to say until about 2 years ago, nip that in the butt

misread as "Louis did porn in college!!"

Oh lordi I could fill this entire thread for months on end...

i really don't want to get into this, but,

do you have an eyeball growing out of your shoulder?

this thread has permanently altered my

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niminy-piminy

text me from the trophy bar for old times' sake

fuck everybody on this thread you sanctimonious fucking morons

omg a fun guessing game

his wife is delusional

Otherwise, you'd be Nurse Casino.

no1curr

Really glad I did not post this one.

u r the most tiresome poster on ilx

haha I think I can guess the thread

pen thieves! fucking pen thieves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0UpRIncYM

hahaha i knew from the picture that it would be one of yours

johnny lingo is destroying orem malt culture

Otherwise, you'd be Nurse Casino.

― beachville, Tuesday, January 10, 2012 12:16 PM Bookmark

hahahahah oh man i wanna know what the context for this was

so where are the planes?

Dr. Casino

Maybe - I still think they are a trend because of the appearance/aesthetic - but would you agree that you'd have to be aware of the form-fittingness if you were wearing them? Again, I haven't worn a lot of these things myself. (i'm male btw)

The reason I didn't post it in thread was that it's obviously a poorly formed joke, plus the juvenile boys/doctors girls/nurses thing would have no doubt upset too many people.

hah, yeah, probably the right call

is that what you actually

johnny lingo is destroying orem malt culture

why'd you hold back on this one?

ask photobucket?

Eisbaer gonna have so much fun at the next FAP since I was the one he talked to at the last one

well played

lolll

glad to see u guys embracing your Republican selves itt at long last

life in general, hate everything and everyone atm

Are you a very hair and buxom people?

(re Australians)

because there are 21+ better comedies ever, most of which you haven't seen, VegemiteGrrl

I can see why you had second thoughts about posting that, it's so unlike you

I was going to post this post in this thread but then I had second thoughts.

fucking racist asshole with cat

lol

omg just stop posting and step away from the computer

Yeah, it's clear that everyone else is to blame for everything bad that happens in your life. Especially men.

hahahahahahaha

do you scoop?
scoop
scoop

an invitation from Napa

Ppl on this thread:

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the love song of the original existential henchmen

maybe it just isn't as good as you once thought?

http://www.adoptionblogs.com/media/ReactiveAttachmentDisorder/ruminate.JPG

yeah but think about how many regular girls they had to kill to make her neck

I can't really spill exactly why here, but please rest assured that you all have the wrong take on why [BAND X] split up

My Bloody Valentine? SWV? The White Stripes?

there may have been a reason why i decided not to post

aw, come on!

that's the thing about "decided not to post" but then also "post them here". they still get posted.

otm, lady godiva having second thoughts about a gallop imo

you are a cylon and a squirrel

is stevie yoko ono?

used condom imo

"Pizza. Pizza for Cat." am I crazy for saying this out loud to myself at least once a week?

misfit niece leather interior.

too short; didn't post.

i'm sure i could stir up a good clusterfuck wrt this, but i'll refrain

for some reason i thought that the original post w

concise, yet informative

santa rosa gives credence to tin foil hat water fluoridation theories

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tim-allen-abc.jpg

i say "no homo" irl, but only after i fuck a guy

i thought it referred to a nun

that's the worst fucking advice i've ever heard

lol

for the first few episodes of his, i kept mentally confusing him with Neil Tennant and wanted

Political Art ‏@PoliticalArt

Artwork showing Kim Kardashian as a symbol of mindless consumerism http://tmblr.co/ZkNspvKJ79x0
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I think this may be the one of the few cases where an "I'm sorry if you were offended" non-apology is totally legit in fact necessary.

do you actually think you're contributing something to t

no fun that could be from anywhere

someone wi

all i read was "sitting" and "face".

WHAT KIND OF SALTED CARAMEL GELATO!!!!!!

i liked this thread more when it was anthropological and before it became all whiny + judgey

.... no

So is ilx in total agreement that she is p awful? Or is a certain someone going to swing in again to chide us for being mean to her?

this is definitely the thread where people should deposit pass/agg sulks

so to answer your question, always ;)

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, September 15, 2009 12:20 PM (3 years ago)

shocker

tried to formulate a withering putdown based on the 'one-note' poster concept, maybe drawing a parallel with rednexx and a similar talent for the production of shite with said musical arsenal, dropped that, considered fitting it in with 'harping on', dropped that, gave up disgusted & disheartened.

it's not a hemiola, he just changes the tempo that's all

that Roedelius cover looks like everyone's famous pig landscape .... minus the pig

At this point it's more like spending the day eating goldfish crackers and playing Kairosoft games and I don't think that's something I necessarily need to talk to someone about.

Low level constant background noise

A comfortable pose

Self identity

Excuses

one can only hope

i think it would be fun to start posting the posts we thing these are responses to, and not at all meta so dont ban me matt

you start

i want matt to confirm first

haha good one!

a certain amount of voyeurism may be unavoidable in this case, but still...

Lynyrd Skynyrd

free as a bird

Why does Amanda Palmer keep showing up in every thread

A few months after RoboCop defeats Clarence Boddicker and Dick Jones. His job is far from done, and several issues make it so. The Detroit police is on strike, OCP is developing both a new robot officer to replace him and to begin construction of "Delta City" to replace Detroit. To make matters worse, there is a new group of criminals who made a new drug called "Nuke", led by a man only named "Cain". RoboCop and his partner Anne Lewis must get the Detroit police back on its feet, Defy OCP, and stop Cain.

faaaaaaaaaaaak

"this thread and that thread is why fuck ILM"

SERENITY NOW

Kind of like your face, Daryl!

GROSS!!!!!

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all the Persians I've known have been remarkable individuals but never easy people to navigate relationships with

really, Chi peeps, your chauvinism about our president is still worse.

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http://www.hogansheroesfanclub.com/images/tvGuide06may1967p16SchultzPictureLarge.jpg

tread titled: it's a beautiful world (not safe for well-being)
http://i.imgur.com/YcMVL.gif
A sweet romantic place
Beautiful people everywhere
The way they show they care
Makes me want to say...

Do you have to be such an unpleasant asshole all the time? Hate you.

Gosh, e. didn't know ned raggett tribute thread had gotten so out of hand.

haha that's amazing

he looks like hes being felt up by an angel

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, November 3, 2006 1:55 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

ENBB!

Enbb, it wouldnt have been three first time that you've said almost the exact same thing (although I'm probably thinking about someone different). Shoulda just brought that fire in-thread.

shhhhhhhhhhhh, you

Just saying, you've been on point before. I'm sure you had God reasons to reel it in or whatever though.

Your, not "God"

Aw now i wanna know the thread but that would not be in spirit of thread

see I'm drunk on terrible cheap beer had a bad bike accident a week ago so my back hurts kind of terribly and just realized today that my ex-company royally fucked me in the ass with the compensation and I'm wondering if I should stop buying cheap fast fashion stuff because I don't know how much of those clothes come from places like that factory in Bangladesh and tbh would like to cry a few crocodile tears because planet earth is so horrible and I'm horrible as well.

[long digressive explanation of my discomfort with discourses that appeal to "nature" and "naturalness", even when i broadly agree with the points they are making, such as in the case of rousseau wanting to encourage kids to be creative or whatever. basically this post -- which i have deleted and cannot recover -- was ripped off 100% of derrida's of grammatology... his view that human beings have "always already" fallen into language and technology and can never "go back" to a simpler time. i think this is a progressive attitude. anyway, this was for the angelina jolie thread]

much love

it's always in the last place you look

[redacted] fandom is starting to feel like beatles fandom. yeah, i get it, you love the beatles. they're great. you're very special and perceptive for liking them so much and always always always talking about it.

[steely dan]

[moon]

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/107892/2/stock-photo-107892-looking-sideways.jpg

you never her

Short version or long version

they're all about pete best it's called infinite best

Hehheeee

^^ incomprehensibly young person's pov

is that gif supposed to be, like, funny or ironic in any way?

can a mod please take that down?

guys i am not here a lot lately idk who is who or why anyone is beefing what's the deal

from the not-started thread

guys who is beefing

I wd bookmark that thread

If you had started that I would not have posted

guys, i just beefed

lol

Total non-entity

jjj, do not introduce djp to your spouse and you should be ok

I did not post something to pvmnic yesterday in the interest of keeping the peace

^pvmnic

Fair

4. Hitler

Best New Earthquakes

Heavy Hitlers 2

Welcome back Sarahell!

even bigger

Worst tautology

http://i.imgur.com/vbicgiD.jpg

dang, i almost posted itt

irl hearty lol

well this thread is a pretty strong argument for never doing drugs, isn't it?

POX: GRATEFUL DEAD?

who are you, the mum from arrested development?

^ no, my mom is p much the mom from AD (crossed with a little judge judy) :/

oh no someone said something on the internet come quick guys come QUICK LOOK WHAT SOMEONE SAID ON THE INTERNET oh it speaks so much of our times

keep thinking this thread is about some Axe bodyspray related product

it's like talking about beer in a thread about puke

black forest cake hamburger

shouldn't it have been lj51 blah blah and not lj55?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5e/OMC-HowBizarre.jpg/220px-OMC-HowBizarre.jpg

soledad o'brien -> solenoid beard

but of course there is

meet the new don, same as the old don

demonstrating your opposition to children's films by suggesting improvements to children's films

christ this dude's shitty fake accent and shitty "John Lennon in 1962" look make me want to gauge somebody else's ears/eyes out

resists urge to start new Enemies List

spotify: Cassie's performing at the Trof Fallowfield Manchester this week
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
spotify: o_O

<ILXor goes to Trof Fallowfield, sees it's Cassie the obscure two-piece instrumental heavy rock band from Barrow-in-Furness, currently boasting a grand total of 33 views on their most popular youtube video, not Cassie the American recording artist, dancer, actress and model>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I was worried it seemed gauche to be referencing beloved ilx memes when you haven't been posting that long? I thought people might be like 'woah there sonny, you have to pay your dues, can't just waltz in here making 'I'd like to suck on some of that' jokes like you're an old hand'.

Mmmmmm old hands

I'd like to suck on some of...

it's a very strange brand of empathy that enables someone to so persistently and viciously shit on anyone not as empathetic as they ought to be

new board description

dmac that's pithy as fuck and I applaud you

stop subtweeting me >:o

Georgia GIS'ing

okay so we've covered the gross racism, now what about that cylon bear thing?

i feel like 90% of my posts should go here

please stop using words in every sentence

this is the dumbest shit i've ever read and you are all fucking idiots for liking it

Magic the gathering gets real

gareth bale transfer saga claims another victim's sanity

mordy reeallly hates alvin and hobbes

"The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm."

actually crying

I've been told I look like Ric Ocasek so it's depressing how many of the pictures coming up on GIS are from forum threads with titles like 'Ugliest men in rock' or 'Why do ugly guys get all the hot chicks?'.

if your culture can be appropriated so easily maybe it's not much of a culture

lol

prometheus to the gods, sick burn

House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager
House of Pain road manager

bald paedophile

About 2,290,000 results (0.13 seconds)

Did you mean: black paedophile

bad teeth, no chins

The issue was probably that you were as annoying then as you are now. I'll do that with a student now and again too.

(Sorry--referring to an idiotic post on Facebook this morning. Indulge me just this one time.)

it's like trying to rub an anosmic puppy's nose in its own mess

whassa matta you eh

^ lol

whattaya gonna do eh

ONE CAN ONLY DREAM!!!!

i've got stop clicking FP i know it only works once

underqualified lulz police

that's probably the worst example he could possibly come up with

the worst double act since hale and pace

I'd never read the beginning of this thread in detail, just the first couple of posts. I've just got to say: ____________, I'm flabbergasted.

(Quotes six or seven posts from nine years ago.)

Sorry--you've given me enough grief on here that I feel entitled to do that. And again: wow.

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http://www.heymanchester.com/wp/files/Momus-Burgess-Foundation-Manchester1.jpg

albums

bands

But when I hear of how
The Treeships have cried
Saltwater wells in my face

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a bird flew into his apartment window

I was fucking fantastic in my 20's.

ACE OF SPADES
ACE OF SPADES

Milk toast's soft blandness served as inspiration for the name of the timid and ineffectual comic strip character Caspar Milquetoast, drawn by H. T. Webster from 1924 to 1952.[7] Thus, the term "milquetoast" entered the language as the label for a timid, shrinking, apologetic person.

So now, every time I smell Fracas, which isn't often, I immediately recall sitting in church at 14 years old, composing yet another love letter to the prince of Spain. Oh, and the cover of Seventeen Magazine for October 1985.

there is a thread for you to post that treesh, milk vs toast

Didn't want to revive that raging clusterfuck though

grocery groin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngkJ2hdsgo

but enough about your posting style

How to deal with people who wear unflattering outfits

Realise all aesthetic choices are subjective.
Realise that they might think they look sexy as fuck.
Remove yourself from the vicinity until you’ve learned to get over your fatphobia/transphobia/misogyny/racism or combination of those.
Look back at them with refreshed eyes and realize how sexy they look.

Sorry, but Brittany sounds, to me, like what one of the Munchkins would have sounded like, had they ever grown up. Awful! She does have a gr8 set of legs, though. Also why is MJ, may be RIP, always feel the need to rub his crotch? Are we sure he even has an 'organ' down there? So odd for these eyes, and I am not old or old fashioned, just looking for purpose in things.

they should call it 'roundtine'

is the Premiership what the British call their political elections?

[long post about the michael clune book about heroin addiction, of which i have only read a short excerpt]

^^^ finally *doesn't* post something, then posts about it.

(this is a post I had second thoughts about and decided not to post)

Ha

Shouldve started a new thread obv onimo

i had second thoughts about posting this, but this conversation ^^ otm
imagine that

This is why we need separate threads

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8230c9a692e928aeec1ed3deb55954d/tumblr_mkasqmknyp1rvm1x5o1_500.jpg

feel like we're skirting the shores of Lake Permaban here

On a venn diagram showing the varying interests of conspiracy theorist nutcases, people who compose mawkish tributes to dead people they don't know and creepy guys with a dubious interest in pretty 12 yr old girls, "commenting on Samantha Smith youtube videos" would be where the circles intersect.

me give you laurie penny #racistLAD

anatbuse?

i heard this band for the first time just now and they are so horrible

lol

(am just gonna assume that's from the beatles thread tbph, please don't shatter my lols if untrue)

hannah dentata

:D

John Robb is a reprehensible human being

wow no offense but you are really bad at watching television

There's helpful and there's proven historical ability to pick repeatedly around an argument for months until everyone gives up and they change its name to Flag Post.

i know it's my fault and am slightly concerned that i'm bullying neurodiverse character traits but the interminable, ever more detailed delineation of an internal filing fetish as if it represented HOW THINGS ARE OUT IN THE WORLD AND IN SOCIAL USE just rubs away at me like a shoe two sizes too big

"Hey Don!"
"Yeah, Glenn?"
"I just had an idea!"
"Cool! I'll get the mirror and some razor blades."
"No, no. I had an idea about what we could name the house!"
"We have to name it?"
"Check it out. OK. Are you ready?"
"Lay it on me, Frey-o-lator."
"We're the Eagles, right?"
"Yeah, I'm with you so far. (Hm, I like that phrase, lemme write that down)."
"How about...we call it...THE EAGLES NEST!"
"Glenn, man, this is why I love you. C'mon, lets do some lines."

(lollllll you should have posted that)

(yes! that is awesome!)

http://cdn.vectorstock.com/i/composite/70,35/music-poster-vector-87035.jpg

it's probably one of those cultural difference things but i'm really not impressed with gleeful use of the word [x]

have absolutely no fucking sympathy whatsoever with those who went to 'This Is 40' and left unedified

i was finally otm about "other nazi"

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;_;

ok I found you, but *are* you a real person?

sorry folks but BANDNAME are the poisonous mundane crap that pollutes every ILX year-end list in the guise of 'indie', 'rock' or 'guitar pop' - completely fucking nakedly commercial in ambition and shorn of any creative flair whatsoever. fine if you disrespect music as art and seek only the thrill of a cheap hook - increasingly that's the way ILM is going

fuck it I'm posting the throwdown

haim?

obvs

of fucken course

I'm not posting the throwdown, come to think of it; these are people's tastes, immutable tastes, I'm fucking with. just that jesus you're making me fucken work to empathise with your listening habits

he's talking about slowdive

haha!

if HAIM pull a Pygmalion I take it aaaaalllll back. hell if they pull a spoon & rafter

anyway that post never happened as is evident by this thread so

are we past the third act in this shakespearean tragedy yet

larva: haberdager/jgo/unfished business/country matters/acoleuthic
pupa: oawia

...

the entomologists gather with their nets

imago:haim::mordy:privilege

i've made 2? 3? posts about HAIM ever, all within the last 5 minutes. you a clairvoyant or sum'n?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/10/02/arts/10-27-Tom-Clancy-slide-D2LZ/10-27-Tom-Clancy-slide-D2LZ-popup.jpg

yeah but lj have you heard the Lindstrøm mix of that one haim song, it's dope

iirc even mordy had to admit that the Lindstrøm mix of the concept of privilege was pretty sweet

lol

sympathize with lj's kulturkampf here, but starting an apparenly sincere thread with a title that immediately casts your opponents as undemanding luddite defectives who are the enemy of all that is good and pure is impressive rhetorical chutzpah

does anyone here like artistry im just curious

cuz it don't look like it

*bows head in acknowledgement* <3

lj you ole rascal

does anybody really love music?

Wouldnt mind but i bumped a perfectly good 'who is ilm, really?' thread only today

consider it the zeitgeist

Does anybody really beat their children?

If we only had a board called i beat my children

deems wasn't saying music was bad in that thread, he was saying it was....fine, on its limited terms, but not all that, kind of overrated really, just passive aggressively needling the storied and controversial artform of music until it could finally supply the sunny and quirky california guitar pop that would satiate his every need

California Dreamin'

Its not an artform anymore neither, see beethoven, right, he was an artist, see your strausses, right, proper artists, they could pick up a washboard and play a symphony on it, none of yr woops and meat dresses and tits and twerking and samples and talking they call it rapping but its just talking i call it and tits and autotune autotune i ask you leonardo didnt have an autobrush did he and tits i ask you art my foot and tits

maybe you just wanted tits rather than music?

leonardo didn't have autotits

I don't know what you people have against Amanda Palmer. She's delightful! Also, I beat my kids.

time was great child beating was done with nothing but a washboard.

Leonardo could beat a child to death with one swipe of an eyelash

Great tits on him too

amanda palmer - autotits and a washboard (leonardo records - 2014)

that post is actually for this thread.

now you have your spanking machines, we've lost something, it's a different world now, what can anyone do?

Ppl dont use washboards now, they go over to pharrells studio and hes got a hotpoint does the lot wiith one button press, not even any blurred linens

Where have all the washboards gone?

Tried to domesticate ya, succeeded imo, in yr face pharrell in yr face with your autowash

and do the teen girl strut around the dressing room with visions of glamour and parties
that can only be so glamorous because 80% of the attendees have braces on their teeth

Miley cyrus couldnt even aim half a kick at a child eithout a record exec to show her what

imago is lj. i don't even know if i knew that. i remember that dude.

and you are?

how much weed do you smoke on average?

http://i.imgur.com/gY3c5xc.jpg

i don't see imago posts that often! i go to like the same three places on ilx every day. eagles thread, i love vinyl, uh, someplace else.

i miss gareth sometimes. that crazy inscrutable bastard.

are u blunted m8?

i love marijuana, is where u go

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2012/01/26/marijuana-spongebob-smokingweed-pot.jpeg

see now he mentioned that horrible cardiacs band on ilm! that's how i would have known who it was. he was always going on about them.

for real: if you change your name on here? you are all new to me. i probably have no idea who you are.

im geir

melody

see?

i know who balls is. someone told me. i still don't know who james redd is but i think it was someone i used to know on here.

were you someone old too, wins?

NO

I am both new and young tyvm

welcome to your world of young ppl, seward

i am also officially old. everyone made that abundantly clear yesterday. i didn't even know!

hi scott

Just realised that despite having never seen Chicago I know all the words to all the songs. How does this happen?

okay who the hell are you?

hi gr8y

There is never a sensible answer to that question.

are you new or old?

tsrobodoM

rumbled

27) Mercedes E320 Estate

i'm still not sure who the two character guy is. i know phil is the four character guy but the two character guy...is it matos or ethan? for some reason i thought it might be one of them. or maybe i read that somewhere.

dayo

lol are you new

scott hon there have been lots of new, regular posters since 2005 who aren't music critics

you probably just ignore i love everything which, good for you

i know who some people are...

(I suspect many of the above were not posts about which second thoughts were admitted.)

ASMR museum tours

dayo

― markers, Wednesday, October 2, 2013 8:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

we all look alike, its true

there's yr problem right there

'just posing pointless essay questions and indulging in a bit of mild handwringing' too long to be a display name ;_;

it's distressing that people think there is any weirdness in this music

heh

ENOUGH FFS, FUCK YOUR FUCKING "TASTE" FUCK YOUR "EVERYONE KNOWS BAD SHIT IS BAD REALLY" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL, THIRTEEN? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO PLANT SUNFLOWRS OF POSITIVE IN SOME OTHER FUCKING PATCH

need good maneur

? I'm not sure if the first sentence is meant to be sarcastic, but on the off chance is isn't, thanks but I think you might be overselling it a little.

http://broadsurf.jalbum.net/Declaw%20Posters/slides/my%20vet%20didn

That poor little girl, bleeding from her eyes

who the fuck declaws their cat

ah, frogbs has thought about it for longer than 0.2 seconds and decided against

wise move froggy

no froggy self-indulgence?

froggy mutilation of defenceless animal

see also: docking a dog's primary communication device

RIP puppy penis

you've never owned a dog have you

is that a post meant for another thread or a response to my post?

haha imagine starting a fight in this thread and having nowhere else to passive-aggressively post your choicest broadsides

it has happened before iirc

sarahel you know as much about dogs as I do about distinctions between Inuit dialects

^^^please ignore this post

this thread should really be chosen for plausible deniability, if you go specific enough then its not a mystery which bampot yr talking about

lj you really need to just go back to your hyperprog vaccuum cleaner epics and stop being so pass-agg

^^^ not a real post

gonna write a thinkpiece on dogsplaining

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JEFF OMMMMMMMMMM JEFF

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