how do u say a HOOS

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

you know, in yr head, or when you're walking down the street and you say to yr friend "hey that dude looks like HOOS!"

Poll Results

Option	Votes
HOOS, like jEWS	46
HOOS, like jUICE	29

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

sparked by remembering a discussion @ a fap over how to pronounce mr. que

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

No "hose" option?

― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

i cannot imagine the former, even if it is phonetically correct

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

nope

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but i also refuse to call you 'lou-ee'. you will always be 'lewis' to in my <3

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

do you say

mister kay

mister cue

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

xp - wait what?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

hewz

― (anal) (velko), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

it is a silent S but i disagree with his parents

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

so not only can they not pronounce "r"s, they can't pronounce "s" as well?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

I think/say Hoos rhymes with jews, mr. que as mr. kay

― sleek gams (Z S), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

another vote for Jews

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

i pronounce it "cue" but people are free to do as they wish

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

i always thought it was mr. que like mr. k or perhaps señor what

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

mr. queue

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

also hoos rhymes with jews

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

when I'm feeling particularly randy, I say "mr. what"

― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

um I just realized I've been using randy inappropriately for the past several years. To anyone I may have confused or offended, I have always meant "goofy"!

― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

what a disaster for randy!

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

elephant in the room: 'mister ker'

i actually hear it as 'mister kway' which is probably wrong on several levels but oi who's keeping score

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

ok tbqh i sometimes read "queue" as "kwayway" in my head because no one says queue out loud except if you're talking about programming maybe

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

no one says queue out loud except if you're talking about programming maybe

I did not think that this thread had potential to be a classic US vs. UK pronunciation thread, but ...

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

oh oops! i'm sorry.

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

my college common-room was festooned with shouts of 'queue!' every single goddamn day we were there...it was out scrupulously fair way of nominating pool table challengers

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

*our

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

elephant in the room: 'mister ker'

what?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

que?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

parles-tu francais?

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

quoi?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

comme peut-on parle un HOOS

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

comme Jews

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

Just reminded myself of one of my personal favourite ILX threads, hoos international

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

mr. que

http://www.mischiefpr.com/files/gimgs/96_manuel.jpg

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

this thread will be quite illuminating

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.epanorama.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bulb_banthumbnail.jpg

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

i pronounce it "cue" but people are free to do as they wish

― Mr. Que

IN YOUR FACE NED RAGGETT I WIN

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

I still don't understand the "ker" thing

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

like mr. qü

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. Qüeensryche?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

Husker Qü?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

Que-ee Que-ee we gotta go now?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

I say it like in the KBP reference.

― bamcquern, Monday, 28 September 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

i pronounce it "cue" but people are free to do as they wish

― Mr. Que

I always assumed this was the case, since "Mr. Que" is based on the fact that his wife posts as "quincie."

― katherine helmand province (jaymc), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

Ive always said "kew" as well. And saying Louis' name properly. And HOOS is short for HOOSTEEN so that one should be obvious!

Does anyone mispron my name as "tracy"? I hope not.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

I have always thought of it as Mr. Cue and Hoos rhymes with juice. Louis will never be louie to me - sorry.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

IN YOUR FACE NED RAGGETT I WIN

Complaints complaints.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

See, whereas "lewis" sounds really odd to me. xpost

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here

http://i36.tinypic.com/35alixc.jpg

― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

Hoos like Jews
Mr. Que like Mr. Kay (until p3t3 sm1th illuminated me.)
Louis has always been Louis to me tbh.
Sarahel like Sara Hell.

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

otm x4

― k3vin k., Monday, 28 September 2009 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

I pronounce them all mar-EEZ-sa, saves time & effort

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaa.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

how about bamcquern?

― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

just bam because it's easier but I guess bam.c.qwern?

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

Hooze.

― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

hooze
mr. cue, but probably only because i know the q is short for quincie
lewis
sara hell

― mookieproof, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

Staggered by all these "lewis"es. Is it a common US pronunciation of Louis?

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

I mean Lewis is Lewis. Louis is Lou-ee. Its French ffs.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

yes

― mookieproof, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

HOOWIS

― dan m, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

it's actually sarah-el, the "h" is silent, but i'd rather people think of it as sara-hell than make Superman jokes

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

HOOEY

doh xpo

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

mr. cue despite the fact that i am mexican
lewis and i will never get over my initial shock at the youtube video where he was referred to as "louie"
sara hell seems real obv to me?

and for some reason the c in bamcquern always becomes an ampersand in my head so i read it as "bam 'n kern"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

bamcquern = bee ay mcquern, like B.A. Barracus in the A-Team

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

i say it "bam-kwern"

― k3vin k., Monday, 28 September 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

bet u guys didn't know my name is pronounced "eye in" like, "i'm eyein that hottie in the short shorts."

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

'jews' and 'cue' and 'bam-kwern'

― deej, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

Sounds like a vaudeville-era song.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

Staggered by all these "lewis"es. Is it a common US pronunciation of Louis?

Yeah, there's a major US city spelled like the latter and pronounced like the former

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Barnavelt

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes I say "Bam M.C. Quern"

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

juice
mr. kay (he should have been mr. queue based on the origin/pronunciation goals)
lewis
sara hell

for bamcquern since i can't figure out a pronunciation it's kind of become something where i just hear a nonsensical blob of sounds in my head

― yellow card for favre (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, there's a major US city spelled like the latter and pronounced like the former

Oh, I thought that place was said as "saint lou-ee" so there you go :/

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

my friends who are from there say "Saint Lou-iss"

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

I also have trouble pronouncing iatee and harbl

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

yeah is it hawr-buhl

or hair ball?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

har bull

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 September 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes when I see bamcquern in my head I go "bama getting money"

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

Hoos that girl

― Squash weather (Eazy), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

i a tee
harbull

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 05:27 (fifteen years ago)

I say LOO-EE Armstrong and LOO-EE Pasteur but St. LOO-ISS and LOO-ISS Farrakhan.

― katherine helmand province (jaymc), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

i think i thought it was "hair ball" because of the "considering a cat" thread

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

No offense, dude:

But I actually pronounce it "ban mcqueen"

― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure Steve McQueen isn't offended

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

but for all i know, your name is actually pronounced Winnie Weengarten ...

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

I vary between "ee ah tay", "eye ah tay", "ee ah tee", "ee ah tay"

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

god damn, you people will just post about fucking nothing sometimes huh

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:46 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes I say "Jay zero Raydan Ess"

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

if I'm feeling frisky I'll add a "full stop" at the end too

― baout.com (dyao), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

i pronounce dyao in a throaty cat roar, like that CSI miami due has just lit a zinger DYAO

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

god damn, you people will just post about fucking nothing sometimes huh

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 September 2009 08:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh hai, i'm ilx have we met?

― Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

hoos international is a triumph in both concept and realisation

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:08 (fifteen years ago)

i forgot that the last pronunciation thread had like 800 posts so this is mild by our standards

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

bet u guys didn't know my name is pronounced "eye in" like, "i'm eyein that hottie in the short shorts."

― ian, Monday, September 28, 2009 12:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Is that true?!

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

is enbb pronounced enb or enb-bee

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

Re: Louis

I'd guess that that Americans who learned about the name as pronounced by Mr. Jagger first read it as "Louie" (as in Huey, Dewey, and Louie).

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

Also, King Louie from the Jungle Book.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

god damn, you people will just post about fucking nothing sometimes huh

New board descrip pls.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago)

i I hear ENBB as EN-Buh-Buh. Which is pretty supid now I think about it.

― Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

*stupid (is as stupid does)

― Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

how about bamcquern?

BAH-Mick-Kwern

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nightporter.co.uk/pages/images/alienmk.JPG

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

i actually hear it as 'mister kway' which is probably wrong on several levels but oi who's keeping score

In my Britisher town there is a tapas bar called Que Pasa, and whenever I am on a bus which goes past it there are inevitably Spanish people on the bus who point at it and say "Kway Pasa!" and laugh hysterically, leaving me wondering if the "kway" is a hilarious mockery of English accents or is actually some feature of the Spanish language I was previously unaware of

but I guess it is the former really otherwise the humour is lost on me too

"Q" and "Hooss" (or if you will "Huice"), anyway

― ein fisch schwimmt im wasser · fisch im wasser durstig (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

why someone would spell something que but pronounce it q is a strange and troubling question to me.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

Hell why spell anyway!

WHOSE

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

i thought it was big hoss until this thread, tbh.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

i read it lewis. also bam-quern. u can call me hairball

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

is enbb pronounced enb or enb-bee

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, September 28, 2009 7:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It never ocurred to me that anyone would do anyting other than sound out the letters tbh.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

you also probably assume i don't have to go 'little star big star' four times before even getting that far.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

waiting for some smartass to tell me how to pronounce that next.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes i read your name "da ragmac"

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

that's correct. it's my rapper name.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

dare ag* mack?

*as in aggro or agriculture

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

the 'mac' is silent, it's irish

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

dara (like "dahhhra" which I'm guessing is your first name and then Mac)

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

yep

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

the mac isn't really silent, btw.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

haha i believed you for 30 seconds and was thinking of all the macs in my family and wondering why they would have started pronouncing them after they got of the boat or something ^_^

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

that was pretty irresponsible of me, i apologise to those who are learning irish :(

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

I pronounce harbl "harbl"

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Harbl like marble

― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

i say "cat barf"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 28 September 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

^_^

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I say "horrible" but that's as saucy as I get.

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

i always assumed a variation of 'horrible' with maybe a southern US accent tbh.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

I rhyme it with Marble. OMG why do I keep reading and posting on this thread! This is like the most uninteresting shit ever and yet I can't stop. gah.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

third new ILE board description in this thread alone iirc

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

OMG why do I keep reading and posting on this thread! This is like the most uninteresting shit ever

taking u off my xmas list, ENBB

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

and u too, jordan s!!

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

just one entree, sounds like an order at a restaurant

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

LOL Justing obv I don't find it that uninteresting because I keep coming back!!! <3

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

errr Justine

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

only if u are irish and you pronounce "three" like "tree" lol xpost

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

only if you are irish and are reeeally reaching to make it work, would be more accurate i think.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

just one in three irish people have a problem with their 'th's'

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

true but i read all irishes' posts in the voice of my grandpa and he couldn't say th

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

read it again.

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

one in tree

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Sip the Hoos cuz I got enough to go around,
And the thought takes place Uptown
I grew up on the sidewalk where I learned street talk,
And then taught to hawk New York-
I go to Queens for queens to get the crew from Brooklyn,
Make money in Manhattan and never been tooken,
Go Uptown and the Bronx to boogie down,
Get strong on the Island, recoup, and lay around.
Time to build my Hoos back up-
Props back up, suckers get smacked up

― Squash weather (Eazy), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

How do you say Geir? 'Gear', 'Guyer' or 'Gayer'?

― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

as long as you say it with a bit of rythym

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

Since it's supposed to be short for "Hoosteen", I say it the proper way, i.e. "haws".

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

explain?

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

In countries were Hoosteen is a common name the "Hoos" part is pronounced "haws", or something close to it. Certainly not "h-ews" or "h-uice".

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

oh i didn't know it was a real name! i think we figured on some other thread it translated to faucet-diamond or something in dutch

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

well that would be if it was big faucet aka the diamond-driver because there's only one s in the middle otherwise

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

here it is hoos international

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

it is pronounced Ga-ear Herngru fwiw

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

Similarly, I wouldn't pronounce "Dom Passantino" the way English-speakers do, rather than the Italian way (or, rather, my approximation of Italian), because it's an Italian name, even though Dom himself might pronounce it the English way. That's just the way I've learned to say things.

(xx-post)

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

Actually, not that I think of it, I'm not completely sure if Hoosteen really is a Dutch name. I know Joosteen is, and I simply thought Hoosteen was a variation of it.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

well iirc it comes from justin pronounced in spanish so j is like h and i is like "ee"

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

Would a Spanish speaker really pronounce the "u" in Justin as a double "o"?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

no but i mean if you were reading it as if you were pronouncing it in spanish. oo is not exactly the same as spanish u but a good approximation for english speakers.

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jawa-cake.jpg

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't the Spanish "u" much shorter than "oo" though? Wouldn't "Hewsteen" be better?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

yes but ew in english is like eu or oh. it's the closest thing is all.

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

So it's either too long or too soft?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

The vowel.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

no i meant oh like as in sew but ew doesn't really sound like oh there. there's just no other way to write it! this is dumb but english is fascinating lol. hewsteen wouldn't work.

― steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

That's what I meant: there's no proper way to phonetically write the Spanish "u" in English - "oo" is too long and "ew" is too soft.

I think Spanish is much easier for Finns, because the Spanish vowels are pronounced pretty much the same as Finnish vowels.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

Two-AH-mas

― roxil muzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

― mark cl, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

"ice crehm"

― mark cl, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

two oh mas

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Almost, but it's more like to oh muhs.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

I try and pronounce people's names the way they pronounce them.

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

But do you know how Dom pronounces his last name, or how Hoos pronounces Hoos? I don't, so it seems natural to prefer the pronounciation that sounds more "right" to me. Of course if I knew these people in real life and knew how they pronounce their names, I would use those versions.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

it's short for HOOSTEEN dammit

― to cloves fork comfurt (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

I pronounce it like BIG BRUCE aka the 'steendriver

http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq30dzJ4BU1qzk0glo1_400.jpg

― to cloves fork comfurt (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

I'm just saying that I'd assume (lacking knowledge of how they pronounce it) someone pronounces their name in the way someone in the area they were raised would pronounce it, as opposed to the area of origin of their name. Probably a lot of that is due to being American, where most people's names originated in other countries, save for Native Americans and people like my great-grandparents, who got their last name changed at Ellis Island because the immigration workers found it long and unwieldy.

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

I think in Finland most people pronounce foreign names the way they're pronounced in their respective languages, if they happen to know that language. Maybe Americans tend to "Americanize" foreign names because (from what I've gathered) many Americans don't know any other languages besides English?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

I think Americans tend to be more respectful of non-American pronunciations than some other countries that are more homogenous.

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

to oh muhs.

^^ this is how I've always pronounced it

― to cloves fork comfurt (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Apart from putting on a Mario accent, how the heck else would one pronounce Passantino apart from the only way it can *be* pronounced?

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

puh-SAN-tih-noh

― to cloves fork comfurt (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously? Nawwww. "Pah-san-teen-o".

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

passanti no

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 08:42 (fifteen years ago)

in my head i still read it as "pass a tea no"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't the Spanish "u" much shorter than "oo" though? Wouldn't "Hewsteen" be better?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 9:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Mexican pronunciation of Spanish is different from the Spanish speakers in Europe. That is all I know about the Spanish language.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Wow.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

yeah this is shocking to me tbh

― http://www.bootleg.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/wank.gif (some dude), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

some people have no idea how to speak english, apparently

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

Reveal the secret! I need to know if it's correct to giggle whenever I think about "Who's the Boss"

― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

some people have no idea how to speak english, apparently

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:06 PM (35 seconds ago)

29 of them by my count

― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

say "hoosten" out loud - it's basically impossible to say it as "hews-steen"

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

"hoosteen" obv

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, but we're not saying "hoosteen" we're saying "Hoos"

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah i would pronounce the hoos in hoosteen differently than just hoos. so i voted jews.

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

say "hoosten" out loud - it's basically impossible to say it as "hooce-steen"

― katherine helmand province (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not sure which way that goes

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that was confusing but sara hell otm

― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but since "hoos" is derived completely from "hoosteen" it would make sense that one would pronounce "hoos" in the same manner that they would pronounce "hoosteen"

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

you don't go from saying "juicebox" to "jewsbox"

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but it's not hoos, it's HOOS

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

alright whatever - i can take solace in the fact that i'm not going around pronouncing HOOS wrong!! that would be mightily embarrassing imo

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

only defending the honor of "hoos" could drag me into one of these asinine pronunciation threads

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

but i never said pronounce the hoos- in hoosteen like "juice."

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

i'm just saying it's like a different word to me

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

there needs to be a new invite only board for pronunciation threads and i would like to not be invited

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

I thought y'all knew it was short for Hoosteen (as in Justin) so I'ma assume some of you are retarded imo.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

xp - you could always accrue a few more suggest bans and not have to worry about ilx pronunciation threads at all

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

i'm sure the jewsteens can make that happen

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

it would be a pretty stupid thing to sb someone over

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

didn't stop me!

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

lmao @ all of u

fwiw sarge has received voice mails from me declaring myself "u man HOOS" so he knows tmnt2 the secret of the hoos

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but since "hoos" is derived completely from "hoosteen" it would make sense that one would pronounce "hoos" in the same manner that they would pronounce "hoosteen"

But what I'm saying is that you don't ever pronounce "hoos" as a discrete syllable in "hoosteen." Or at least I don't: I say it "hoo-steen." Which makes neither "hooze" nor "hooce" ideal; to be honest, I think I imagine the "s" as being vocalized only slightly.

― katherine helmand province (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

^^ yep.

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

yes i also think of it as hoo-steen, not hoos-teen

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

Who's teen?

― katherine helmand province (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

ice crime

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

need to know how tf you people pronounce 'juice' that has anything to do with 'justin' (this just in)

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait aussie never mind lol

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

it's pronouncing "justin" as if it were a spanish word

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

that's still hoos like jews! ?

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

just to get this straight: you pronounce it like you would pronounce 'Houston' the only difference being the 'een' instead of 'on' ('un')?

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i know i'm arguing with homedude whose name it is but this is nyoos to me

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

nah - "hoo-steen" not "hyoo-steen"

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

hyoo-steen we have a problem

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

oh ok, so...the first option...right?

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

i think i needed a better analogue than 'jews' - maybe 'whose'

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

Triple Fat Hoos

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i think i'm the one bugging out i guess i can conceive of the proposed pronunciations being the exact opposite of what i think they are, which doesn't help but uh i'll stop bugging out now

― alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 October 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://markmeynell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/al-pacino-devil.jpg

HOO steen

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't gain awareness of this poll until after the cutoff but 46 people are so RONG as to lead me to believe they are Franco-supporting fascists, tbh.

You are either with the hoooozzz or you are with the terrorists.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 October 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago)

I agree with poster upthread who said their vote for "jews " would be better represented as a"whose".

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 1 October 2009 10:03 (fifteen years ago)

You are either with the hoooozzz or you are with the terrorists

there was no option for 'hooz'.

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago)

terrorist.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 October 2009 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

it's a fair cop.

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

(Cf. HOOS).

― j., Saturday, 8 December 2018 17:41 (six years ago)

fwiw sarge has received voice mails from me declaring myself "u man HOOS" so he knows tmnt2 the secret of the hoos

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 11:37 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 8 December 2018 18:00 (six years ago)

reiterating that like election night 2016 the polling is wrong

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 8 December 2018 18:00 (six years ago)

J. HOOS, A.K.A., S.D.

― j., Saturday, 8 December 2018 18:06 (six years ago)

I'm with HOOS

― rob, Saturday, 8 December 2018 18:08 (six years ago)

one year passes...

important new lead

https://i.redd.it/lj6bjdsdyx941.jpg

― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 January 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

I keep seeing that image, where is it from

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 10 January 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.