There's not a thread?
The beeb have just put up a load of archive stuff from his many and various progs. It's great.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wildlifefinder/
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
And here's his own personal selection of faves.http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/collections/p0048522Amazing stuff.
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:37 (fifteen years ago)
I'll be disappointed in ILX if we don't muster up at least one Sir David Attenborough hater... presuming such a creature exists
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
Current BBC previews for "Life" have had me champing at the bit; an autumnal evening with a hot cup of tea and Attenborough on the telly = bliss.
― Bill A, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
I know of at least one Attenborough hater, tho they don't post here. Me, I'm kinda agnostic.
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, that's putting it too strong. He's just there, really.
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
I can understand that but what's to hate?
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago)
If I believed in God I'd imagine Him to sound something like David Attenborough.
― chap, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago)
If there was a god i'm pretty sure attenborough would have had a programme on him by now. or would it have been Parky?
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
A moment of worry that this was an RIP thread, or a revived thread to say RIP. That would make me incredibly sad.
It's not any exaggeration to say that Sir David Attenborough has taught me more about how life on this planet works than any other single person -- no teacher or professor has ever given the context that he does. He has made some of the only television that I would truly say should be seen by everyone, in particular the original 13-hour "Life On Earth" from the late 70's. (Don't mess with the chopped versions.)
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago)
uncut, of course
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
right, right
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
xpI saw him speak last year and he was looking a bit frail but he held his own at the proms playing a mean floor polisher.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5343nfOnkk
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
First Life doesn't appear to be coming out on Blu-Ray? :-(
http://www.bbcshop.com/icat/davidattenboroughstore/
― StanM, Thursday, 11 November 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
He had dinner at our house once--a really nice fella. He was in Australia for some reason, and my dad was his "guide" in Adelaide, showing him round, getting him to his appointments, etc. He told a story about how he really likes all animals, except rats, because once he was sleeping in a hammock in a jungle somewhere, and woke up to find some gently eating bits of skin off his face and hands.
― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday Sir David!
― StanM, Sunday, 8 May 2011 09:50 (fourteen years ago)
*puts on light blue shirt and beige trousers, crouches and whispers*
Here, in this thread, we congratulate this elusive creature on his 85th birthday.
― StanM, Sunday, 8 May 2011 09:56 (fourteen years ago)
Does anyone know where I could buy a DVD of The Private Life of Plants? Is it something that's hard to find in the US? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUtpmwacoE
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
Like this one? They seem very cheap on eBay. Or are you after the box set thing?
Soundtrack to this is wonderful by the way.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago)
Ideally I would like the whole series, but I guess I could assemble it piecemeal. I just want to watch/listen to Sir David Attenborough talk about plants all day.
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
Youtube isn't cutting it anymore, I want to watch the whole series.
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
I once contacted David Attenborough for an interview (about his Bjork collaboration).
He turned it down but sent me a lovely hand written letter.
― djh, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
i can only find this on region 2 dvd;_;
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
Does your ilx webmail link work?
― C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
yes it does
i was just watching the waterlilies on youtube so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igkjcuw_n_U&feature=relmfu
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago)
oh wow thank you! i love halloween
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
will it not let me watch/download if i have a mac?
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
The second link for each ep should work. I have a mac, and they play for me.
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago)
oh! good news! i will look into it. the amazon lilies have really made the last 24 hrs livable tbh.
― Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
Have We Reached Peak Attenborough?
― Humean froth (Sanpaku), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:15 (nine years ago)
The night at the natural history museum thing is really well done
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 1 January 2016 15:22 (nine years ago)
Happy 90th birthday to him!
https://mercenaryornithology.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/attenboroughattenboroughing.jpg?w=1740&h=1167
― Mr. Hathaway. (jed_), Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)
Love this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
― Mr. Hathaway. (jed_), Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)
Happy birthday Sir! Don't ever die, ok?
― StanM, Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
Same birthday as Pynchon! Eleven years older. Feels weird, that
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)
guys
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)
Guyssss
This is incredible scifi
Wazzat?
― Bazooka Jobim (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:53 (seven years ago)
Blue planet 2
Like a James Cameron hd wet dream.
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:56 (seven years ago)
brb getting a transparent head full of jelly
― mark s, Sunday, 5 November 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)
attenborough to himself: "i could totally put in a made-up creature and no one would be able to fact-check" attenborough to camera: "the ZOMBIE WORM tunnels into bones by injecting acid, while the FLAPJACK SQUID… "
― mark s, Sunday, 5 November 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)
I KNOW RIGHT!?
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 November 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)
attenborough to camera: "the ZOMBIE WORM tunnels into bones by injecting acid, while the FLAPJACK SQUID… "
Weird Animals
― Drunk Leeemoda (Leee), Monday, 6 November 2017 04:05 (seven years ago)
Weird sea snake thing going into toxic shock and tying itself in knots.
― chap, Monday, 6 November 2017 08:51 (seven years ago)
It me
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 09:06 (seven years ago)
dere is a podcast:http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05lyq1v
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 11:49 (seven years ago)
Tiny transparent prawn with luminous jizz.
― chap, Monday, 6 November 2017 12:40 (seven years ago)
i don't understand how there can be an underwater lake under water, how.. like, can someone explain what I'm seeing here?
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 12:43 (seven years ago)
pro tip: you can make human jizz luminous simply by shining ultraviolet light on it
― What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 November 2017 12:43 (seven years ago)
XP density of fluid
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 12:59 (seven years ago)
the lakes are deep brine pools with a much higher salinity and sometimes a soup of other dissolved chemicals -- these derive from the sea-bed (and vents and such) and for whatever reason* don't just dissolve away into the rest of the sea
*it's cold down there and at a high pressure so brownian motion is less? plus the sea is already as salt as it routine wants to be? it's a bit like layer cocktails i guess (except possibly nastier)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xLMKQW1P8gA/maxresdefault.jpg
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 13:15 (seven years ago)
I've never seen one of those drinks actually work, so I don't quite believe you.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 6 November 2017 13:45 (seven years ago)
my automatic reaction to 90% of this show:http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5fa11148cad0e4897846f1c752b9c5ead9fa5fbbdb7477fd3e6cf1c69eaedc0.jpg
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)
http://media.galaxant.com/000/492/458/desktop-1485475834.png
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 23:31 (seven years ago)
Aaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)
Getitoffturnitoffturnthetellyoff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
― mark s, Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)
lol at attenborough *whispering* during the scary section in the dark
― mark s, Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)
Even for a fish that was impressive stupidity
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)
Youse morons find a better place/way to mate ffs
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)
Sleeping whales
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:15 (seven years ago)
I'm not sure I've ever seen a whale look really awake. Even when they jump out of the water it reminds of of nothing so much as someone rolling over in bed.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)
Fuck aliens imo
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)
NOPE
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)
I'm a couple of episodes behind but I wish to make it known that I endorse every one of these of these godforsaken yōkai
― treeship: a year in the life (wins), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)
Love how many of the best ones are infuriating cameos
― treeship: a year in the life (wins), Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)
The one a couple of weeks ago with the deep sea geysers was the creepiest art movie I've seen since that eighth episode of Twin Peaks 2
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 19 November 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)
and just as made up
― mark s, Sunday, 19 November 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)
ok so i want to learn to sleep like a sperm whale
― mark s, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 11:46 (seven years ago)
oh boy sleep! that's where i'm a sperm whale
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 11:51 (seven years ago)
Luca Brasi sleep consultant
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:03 (seven years ago)
Intrepid baby turtle = A+++
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:04 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/8cxFCuw.gif
― chap, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:06 (seven years ago)
― Matt DC
It made me quite fancy going to live on a floating log for a couple of years.
further to my "sir david attenborough: he's just winging it now" thesis, he described the ocean as "where there's nowhere to hide" in this episode, and then sadly acknowledged that science does not yet know where whalesharks had babies
the ocean: where there's a million metric fvcktons of where to hide
― mark s, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:14 (seven years ago)
At what stage did they just start making these animals up
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)
fun fact: all animals are fake
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)
A chillness of otters.
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)
Another week another nightmare
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)
Goliath!
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:36 (seven years ago)
Scattering crabs are funny. What kind of twat would want to hunt a sea otter?
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)
The sea is hell imo
― cajunsunday, Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)
Because I have played a shitload of Endless Ocean I was already aware of most of these lads
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)
What kind of twat would want to hunt a sea otter?densest fur in the animal kingdom iirc
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:42 (seven years ago)
On the other hand I bet these shrimps are tasty
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)
Alien bastards
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)
Tbh I really hate the 10 minute "how we done it" bits that are always tacked on the end nowadays. Just bung in some more footage of otters chilling ffs
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:53 (seven years ago)
otm
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)
Always posh fucks an all
Well yeah obv who else can afford to go prancing round the world filming animals
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)
i'm cool with it. also with shows that reveal how magic tricks are done.
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:58 (seven years ago)
We watched episode 1 of this last night, it's great isn't it. Cool how everyone's into nature docs now. I was all over that shit in the mid-90s obv B-) The Natural World 4evaaaa
― imago, Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)
Sorry, posh fucks and south Africans tbh
Dude I was watching Life on Earth before you was born
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:00 (seven years ago)
Don't ever watch anything about Giant Asian Hornet attacks, you'll never want to travel further to the southern hemisphere than Newquay ever again. Their acid venom burns holes in your skin ffs!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)
(xp) Have we forgotten Fergus Beeley already?
― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)
ginormous fish and whales scare the shit out of me tbh
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)
goddamn this shark just took down a baby albatross hardcore
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:26 (seven years ago)
I think a lot of seemingly irrational fear (about other benign but ugly as fuck lifeforms) is genetically built into our make-up, mostly from the 125 million + odd years where we weren't top of the food chain. Not that sharks aren't fucking terrifying though.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:32 (seven years ago)
I'm raising this Stella for my 250 billion dead mammal homiez from the cretaceous!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:33 (seven years ago)
Was thinking about the percentage time yr marine animal spends in a state of acute terror and wondering what is the fucking point of anything and then I went and had a sandwich and calmed down
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:34 (seven years ago)
yeah I often wonder what animals do with downtime, the big preds seem to spend a lot of time just cruising around on their own
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:36 (seven years ago)
Big Pred is gonna be my rap name
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:37 (seven years ago)
Looking for food and the next mating opportunity afaict
There you go, someone, that's a tapin
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)
pyjama shark reaching deep into a crevice
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)
Is this on in America or do I have to... procure... it...
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:02 (seven years ago)
I'd rather you used Torrent sites to procure it as a license payer, because the BBC are fucking awful and need destroying.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:07 (seven years ago)
SDA keeps using "barrens" as a plural noun
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:11 (seven years ago)
yeah i guess deserts wouldn't make much sense underwater
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)
http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7697/17561891931_735056dcab.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)
"he's collecting food for his mate" who never gets his round in
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)
seahorses really are the assorted misshapes of the ocean
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)
can't even swim properly
those are baby weedy sea dragons
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:38 (seven years ago)
yeah i know they were in Endless Ocean as well but they're still quite rubbish
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:39 (seven years ago)
you should do the narration
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)
a narration where all the animals are scored out of 10 would be better than 10 minutes of posh cameramen boring me
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)
there's a grumpy walrus on BBC4 at the moment
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:43 (seven years ago)
the BBC are fucking awful and need destroying.
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:44 (seven years ago)
"algal bloom has caused a explosion of badly shaped nonsense"
"down here lurks one of the strangest made-up animals of all"
"one of the most rarely glimpsed events -- and it should have stayed that way"
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:44 (seven years ago)
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:45 (seven years ago)
I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm about to meet Britain's smarmiest chickens— Danny Dyer Bot (@dannydyerbot) November 25, 2017
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)
ha I was just trying to dream up a danny dyer pitch
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:48 (seven years ago)
the bot is quicker and a vast resource
― mark s, Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)
don’t let the name fool you, that’s actually danny dyer
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)
wait lady walruses have two wombs gtfo
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)
hawt
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:00 (seven years ago)
Googgitty googgigity chew
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:05 (seven years ago)
the walrus expert described them as "uterine horns", giggity that
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)
Good name for an 80s feminist brass ensemble.
― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:10 (seven years ago)
https://www.bl.uk/events/the-longplayer-conversation-chris-watson-and-david-attenborough
^^^cabaret voltaire not mentioned in this blurb (to be fair watson not a member now for 36 years)
― mark s, Monday, 27 November 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)
didn't mention Jem Finer's most celebrated band either but i am now listening to the stream of Longplayer and it's good
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2017 17:56 (seven years ago)
his non-pogue work is often excellent
― mark s, Monday, 27 November 2017 18:05 (seven years ago)
Nothing unpleasant in the first thirty seconds this week but this programme has me on edge at this stage tbh I'm watching from behind the couch
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:04 (seven years ago)
Speed up rock pool is like the kids show we always wanted
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:16 (seven years ago)
the sound effects are a bit much
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:16 (seven years ago)
Oh man tho limpets
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:17 (seven years ago)
THEY FLY AT U FACE
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)
Ah this is just great
Where the fuck were these animals until now
Attenborough slacking imo
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:22 (seven years ago)
lol that crab shitting himself when he sees the eel coming
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)
I mean I dunno maybe eat somewhere else
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)
We all have our fave lunch spots but yeah
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)
OK no way those blennies are real
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:37 (seven years ago)
Some eejits imo
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:37 (seven years ago)
Like if you actually made a colony of teenagers this is what they would end up like after a month
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)
Blenny Kravitz this dude
80K plus blennies
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)
oh god this is like that scene from The Birds in reverse
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:42 (seven years ago)
These cunts always annoy me they're an argument for extinction
Dicks
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)
what the big seals or the penguins? both awesome imo
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)
The dignity of a butler at a bullingdon event imo
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)
The big seals, the alphaest of males
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)
8 tons of blubber
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)
Look I didn't say I was perfect
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)
sorry for fucking up planet lads, see you at shark sprang break next year
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)
in the ocean there is nowhere to hide iirc
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 21:36 (seven years ago)
feel the predation of starfish on limpets was underexplained tbh
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)
the podcast often gets into those sorts of details
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)
davesplaining what waves do
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)
PUFFLING KLAXON
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:02 (seven years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9XO-jzSQYjE/TVANfM2D7mI/AAAAAAAAAQU/NVZtEBi6gZQ/s1600/founders_card.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)
i am suspicious abt that lone crab's perilous run -- i think it was actually several different crabs but we can't tell them apart and the story was created by editing and LIES
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:25 (seven years ago)
It'd brachyura heart
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)
subscribe to my decapodcast
― mark s, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)
That's how most things are made nowadays: hero crab for the closeups, stunt crabs for the action shots. xxpost
― StanM, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:39 (seven years ago)
Deems/NV podcast on the new A'borough series. Where's your Patreon at guys?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:39 (seven years ago)
I can't work with at least one of those guys tbh
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)
David's a pain to work with tis true.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)
god just because i defended the bull seals
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)
Both rong tbh
― moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:24 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Twas a case really of luckit or limpet non
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:08 (seven years ago)
Still on last weeks. Getting a bit bored of weird randy fish.
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)
better than depresso "here's some animals we fucked up earlier" season finale
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)
Yeah also it sucks besides. Yerman and his sad microphone is cutting room floor shit
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:27 (seven years ago)
Yeah, make it a separate show or scatter it more thinly thru the whole series, i don't watch this for humans
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)
not enough discussion of the SURPRISING UNDERSEA MUPPET SLUG
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/09/10/45299A8000000578-4962108-image-m-29_1507541693554.jpg
also this, which didn't feature but i found while looking for the above
https://ssl.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000gvWkK_h73xI/s/880/880/nudibranch-nembrotha-021125.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)
SIR D: "i'm lying here close beside a giant leatherback turtle as she prepares to lay her eggs"GIANT LEATHERBACK TURTLE: "rude"
― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:41 (seven years ago)
maybe he's a licensed Doula
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)
for a moment as DA releases the little leatherback into the ocean i thought he was going to pop it into his mouth
― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)
baby leatherback was the best thing on tonight, also just remembered bad joke with the punchline "i'll have another of those crunchy pies please"
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)
best thing was the muppet-looking sea slug, glimpsed but not even referred to
the "weird sounds of the seas" section didn't work bcz (a) mimpy sadsack microphone man, yes, but more importantly (b) this series constantly slathers sweeping music soundstracks over everything in the oceans to tell us how to feel, and in this bit obviously it couldn't and so didn't, so it felt very anticlimactic and minor
― mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)
Tortoise doc on BBC2 atm featuring explicit tortoise sex
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)
phwoar
go on my son
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)
He rolled off, it was pretty undignified
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
I tried to use their sounds as a ringtone but it was too funny and I couldn't answer the phone
― StanM, Friday, 23 March 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
Top-notch elephant sex and violence on BBC4 just now
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)
Davey McAttenboroughface has been launched!
― StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)
Appreciate your ongoing commitment to keeping the meme alive
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)
Davey's arse?
― calzino, Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)
BIG-BOTTOMED BIRDS
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgadgets%2Fslideshows%2F348565%2Fslide_348565_3713169_free.jpg&f=1
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)
... make the natural world go round
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)
what the - how big do those get if this is still the fluffy baby version? xpost
― StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)
Attenborough’s only two-and-a-half feet tall tbf
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/group_images/medium/so-random-show.jpg
― more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)
Happy 99th Birthday!
― StanM, Thursday, 8 May 2025 09:11 (four months ago)
meh! hope the castle old cunt lives in burns down to the ground so he can learn to live more frugally as he goes into his 100's
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:00 (four months ago)
never been able to forgive the cant of a man born into a posh family and living in a 28 room mansion with a coterie of domestic staff and a billion airmiles under his belt, this wanker said we need to learn to live more frugally. fuck off.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:10 (four months ago)
Somehow I knew calz would turn up to wish him an unhappy birthday.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:17 (four months ago)
just playing myself at this point. But tbh ever since childhood I always wanted to see a fierce silverback rip his arm off and run off with it, waving it in the air like it was a trophy.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:27 (four months ago)
one gorilla versus a 100 year old man
― imago, Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:38 (four months ago)
✓
― Number None, Thursday, 8 May 2025 10:47 (four months ago)
a hundred ticks!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 May 2025 11:32 (four months ago)