one_nation_under_God.jpg

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/images/image_map_images/one_nation_under_God.jpg

detailed description of all people pictured in this work of art here.

you can have your own copy for only $140 btw

Should I be concerned that Jesus is rocking a gold version of the Tree of Gondor?

voted for Christa McAuliffe

indivisible.jpg

http://www.coxhomestead.com/coh/poses/indivisible.jpg

Can't spell Paine's name right and apparently didn't know Tom repeatedly ridiculed Christianity.

go to the website and roll your mouse over the people for his fascinating explanations of who they are. 'Immigrant' on the steps at bottom left is my favorite. Also 'Supreme Court Lawyer'

O_o

Fifty stars shine in the sky representing the states of the union – some shine brighter then others ???

my favorite is that all the black people (the ones who are actual people, not "student" and "soldier") stand in the back

I want to hang out with the people in the lower left corner of the painting, including the Supreme Court Judge. (sic)

torn between "business woman" with no further explanation or description and "mr. hollywood"

Satan = Emperor Palpatine. I knew it!!

pregnant women O_o

No unicorns or faithmice :-(

Wonder what "handicap" the child has?

no face

I was all ready for "school teacher" to be Sarah Palin and am kinda disappointed that's not the case.

Oh yeah, Satan is definitely my favorite person.

why is Jesus holding the Constitution

because God wrote the constitution. DUH. ;)

'I will now turn this constitution into wine'

ooooh I didn't even notice the captions for the legal decisions that have WRECKED THIS COUNTRY that the supreme court justice dropped in front of himself

love how jacked up the perspective is that the kneeling people beside Jebus all look like midgets.

Why is the WWI soldier so short? Why are all but two of the people of color tucked way back in the back left? Why is there only one Native American? Why? WHY???

Oh shit, I just noticed that he actually painted individual USSC decisions that he apparently found particularly deplorable. This is amazing.

xp - HIGH FIVE DAN M

xpost...there's captions for almost every item of Jebus' clothing too.

TJ looks like he's clutching a stake. DIE VAMPIRE JEBUS

Abraham Lincoln busting out "Mammy!" is like some next-level shit I can't even wrap my head around.

dude sure loves his hand gestures

xpost lol, I noticed that too

Lincoln is kneeling so he's not taller than Jesus

John McNaugton would like to set the record straight...

...by making up a bunch of bullshit!

okay, astronaut, soldiers, f-16 pilot...WHERE IS TANK DRIVER

You realize this painting had to have been inspired by santorum.jpg

no Nixon. huh.

Mr Hollywood

He looks down on the judge and pregnant woman with ridicule and amusement.

at least JFK's up there. that's something.

yeah he threw the libs and catholics a bone with that one

This painting makes me proud to be a fake Jew.

College student: He is holding some books under his arm. This book on the top is I believe the most important book written of why America is so great and how it has influenced the world. It’s called “The Five Thousand Year Leap” by Cleon Skousen.

Uh . . . yeah. Also.

Daveyyyyyyyyy
Davey Crockett
King of the Wild Frontier..

"Immigrant - Why is he holding his hand up like that?"

This was where I lost my shit. Didn't you paint this, so shouldn't you know the answer? (yeah, I know he goes on to give an answer but I missed that initially due to lolling)

I was gonna post that btw

but I was going to italicize it

"gee I wonder why that man looks like he's sneezing'
"ohhhh he's an immigrant. OHHHHH he's not sneezing!'

i like how the lawyer "could also stand for Wall Street or the Banking System." this is very efficient symbolism.

I think that we should hack this website and embed Jewel's "Pictures of You" on it.

<3 <3 <3

haha oops, obv I meant "Pieces of You" (SORRY THE CURE)

i just assumed Jewel had a song called that. if we do this, i will dramatically read the poem by Jewel entitled "Sausages" and perhaps it can be embedded as well.

My fave thusfar: Professor: "He tightly holds his \"Origin of Species\" book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator." ... oh this is rich ...

hate that poem now that it's used to market that razor for women xp

Uh . . . yeah. Also.

wtf that shit is rank

It's called "Christ," you stupid immigrant. Maybe try worshiping him for once in your life.

LOL @ Christine McAuliffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uy_kz2myh8&feature=player_embedded

"American Soldier: represents the modern American Soldier. He happens to have the last name of "King" on his body armor. He stands as a tribute to Martin Luther King - a great leader of American civil rights."

Well why not just put MLK in there, you've already got a marine and an f16 pilot!

the dude just happens to have the last name king

if the businesswoman happened to have a notable last name then she would've had a writeup too

i just 5 minutes googling "jewel pictures of you"

spent

i thought the politician was john mccain

TS: Jewel covering "Pictures of You" or The Cure covering "Pieces of You"

vs. Ashlee Simpson lip-synching "Pieces of Me"

TS: "Pieces Of You" vs "Fat Boy"

"he is lovingly counting hundred dollar bills"

American Soldier: "He happens to have the last name of King. He represents Martin Luther King"
Good symblism, good thinking, a+

A co-worker stopped me in the hall and wanted to know what the "beautiful religious painting" I was looking at was.

"why, one nation under God dot jaypeg! yours for the low low price of $140!"

Hay look everybody! Glenn Beck commissioned a painting!

I don't get the whole Teddy Roosevelt was a surporter of a strong Federal government thing (alongside Lincoln, naturally) whereas McNaughton's view of the judiciary and States' rights and autonomy is in rather obvious opposition to a strong central governement.

Though, obviously, I may be looking for more coherence, here, than is warranted.

he favors a strong central government of JESUS

TR was cool, he shot animals

for JESUS

...so that govmt of Jesus, by Jesus and for Jesus shall not perish from this Earth.

Praise jebus

Government by Jebusite.

Is that when we poll the Jebus?

All you jesters live in states that don't burn as brightly as the other ones, don't you?

TR was cool, he shot animals

In that case, I'm surprised he did not include TN in there.

do you mean DC? Who's TN?

I for one am bummed that a representation of the state of Tennessee is not in this picture

my guess

http://outdoorstoday.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nugedeer.jpg

woah that would make the painting. . .even more mindblowing

surely we can just photoshop that pic onto the painting

i'm seeing the nuge next to Jesus, showing Jesus the nice deer he shot for Jesus

see tho, ted is not down w/ JC (his worldview is more tied in w/ the militia/Ron Paul/gun-crazy right than the fundies).

I wonder if someone should point Mr. McNaughton to all the instances where Benjamin Franklin either criticized fundamentalism or questioned the divinity of Christ?

and hell, half the other founding fathers featured here as well...

he favors a strong central government of JESUS

― dan m, Tuesday, October 6, 2009 7:59 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

All you jesters live in states that don't burn as brightly as the other ones, don't you?

Dude, I'm from California. We burn rather brightly, indeed.

All you jesters live in states that don't burn as brightly as the other ones, don't you?

I hope you're not suggesting we are replicants

i'm from jersey, we burn blunts and trash

wait I meant that the other way round. GAH

^^^mr fucking Hollywood

xp to mw

California BURNS baby. We burn real good. All summer long in fact.

The USA is deeply, deeply fucking wierd.

Tell us about it, we live here!

yer darn tootin we're weird. crazy too!

Although we don't have anything nearly as arcane or indecipherable as rhyming slang...

RAP MUSIC

Dan M understands me.

Tennessee would be just as awesome, you have to admit; imagine this dude painting an entire state genuflecting to Jesus

It would make about as much sense as the modern American soldier named after legendary peace and civil rights activist Martin Luther King, Jr., I will grant you that.

^^^mr fucking Hollywood

Left out of picture: Left coast liberal

if that painting included TN *and* the state of TN: minds = blown

TN = The Nuge

also a representation of the state of California, suspended in a lake of fire, all fornicating and eating tofu and rollerskating through palm trees

is it boing boinged or something? Can't get to the picture anymore.

SORRY I DONT KNOW THAT TN STANDS FOR THE NUGE I GUESS IM A COMMUNUISSS

to Cuba with you

TN=NUGE

vs.

TN=anthropormorphic version of the State of Tennessee

i know which one i'm picking in the poll

all fornicating and eating tofu and rollerskating through palm trees

Talk about multitasking.

Also, I prefer rollerskating amidst palm trees; through tends to be painful.

The Nuge: He is holding an 11-point buck, symbolizing the vast natural wealth of our nation, and our God-given duty to manage and dominate nature.

Tennessee: Another place. Another land. A place to forget all that hurts you. A place to understand His plan.

The Nuge: a living symbol of our nation's Stranglehold on Freedom

When in doubt he whips it out

"I have written my thoughts about each piece but remember; sometimes art is the expression of feelings too subtle for words."

I see that the people in the lower right corner are supposed to be Satan's posse (liberals, scientists, Mr. Hollywood, etc), but why is the pious pregant women hanging with them?

she represents hope, duh.

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/list_of_symbolism

ho boy

^^^does explain the absence of MLK, though: copyright

black people always with the copyright

thoughts turn to hypothetical Nugent cover of Pieces of You w/ 2 minute guitar solo.

You gotta love the "immigrant" who's "not Christian" and "free to worship as he pleases", as long he realizes JESUS IS THE REAL RULER OF USA!

pieces of me might be better

(xx-post)

How can anyone have a copyright to a dead real-life person?

we have awesome intellectual property laws in this country

oh god his apologetic screed following MLK's pseudo inclusion about how some of these are imperfect patriots with "skeletons in their closet", what a jerk

Satan "he probably is good looking"

Note that the stars which "shine brighter than others" are the ones not dimmed by Jesus's halo. How do you interpret that?

that Jebus hates California? (among others)

The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War
The blacks had a difficult role in the Civil War

25. The fact that Christ is holding the U.S. Constitution symbolizes His approval of this incredible document.

So Jesus has been talking to you, eh?

"My name is Jebus and I endorse this Constitution."

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/images/image_map_images/peace_is_coming.jpg

Why is John Adams doing a Lynndie to Lincoln?

His paintings are even more whitewashed than Mormon paintings! Incredible!

he's Mormon btw

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/hi_res_image/tmp/301.jpg

^Smitty

I think this guy is def. Thomas Kinkade's bastard half-brother.

Hay gize: Luke Wilson is Jebus!

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-37939424361191_2072_92929377.gif

http://www.schultzimages.com/melrose/images/beards/wilson2.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/24zf6v4.jpg
holy shit

he's Mormon btw

OOOH I knew something was up! This is what happens when you tell any artistically inclined young Mormon that they have to use their talents to serve God. That and the painting where Santa's kneeling at the nativity, which was quite vogue to own a print of the year it came out.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u107/conversation.jpg

"Listen Jenkins, I think there are a lot of people in this company not all of them work in IT. I know that when your realize the greatness of the IT department you will literally shit your pants. You will resent every day you lived before you were cognizant of our greatness over here in IT. But hey, in this company you're free to work wherever you want."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/The_Prayer_at_Valley_Forge_by_Arnold_Friberg.png

Extremely popular print in Mormon houses, by Arnold Friberg, who did all those homoerotic paintings in the book of mormon.

If I were Thomas Kinkade, The Painter of Light™, I would sue the living Lord out of this hack for incorporating elements of my trademarked "Light" in his paintings. Look at it, all embellishing the parted clouds and crowning Jesus Christ's head. That's my (Thomas's) Light-painting technique!

religious kitsch is so awesome

Light biters I devour like a three-course meal
So be careful next time whose light you steal

Jon McNaughton/Thomas Kinkade: FITE

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/p/MED/18/1879/XRN8D00Z/jon-mcnaughton-christmas-carolers.jpg

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/p/MED/37/3750/I2AZF00Z/thomas-kinkade-christmas-cottage.jpg

Ooh McNaughton don't you step to that cottage. That cottage got a whole movie made about it (sort of).

Can you imagine Peter O'Toole doddering hardcore in a movie about that weak, weak McNaughton painting? No.

Cant get the site to load wtf ;_;

tbh I think I would really enjoy watching Thomas Kinkade's Home for Christmas also known as The Christmas Cottage if I were drunk in my old bedroom at my parents house at 3:00 a.m. on 24 December feeling sorry for myself

~*~flashback

I would watch Peter O'Toole in the movie version of one_nation_under_God.jpg.

Friberg Washington painting very impressive (and Wyeth-like).

The Christmas Cottage is pretty entertaining, and surprisingly kinda trashy.

abbott can u please have a thread that turns into art that turns into a book about someone being raised mormon and becoming wicked fucking awesome

^^would click on this thread

Hey could someone assure me that no one other than Glenn Beck really takes that Skousen dude linked upthread seriously so I can stop balling my fists k thanx.

I didn't even know there was a movie of the Christmas Cottage! laugh/puke. I have much to learn.

Hey could someone assure me that no one other than Glenn Beck really takes that Skousen dude linked upthread seriously so I can stop balling my fists k thanx.

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:29 (49 minutes ago)

Sorry to say the Five Thousand Year Leap has been a staple of the Amazon top 10 since Becky started mentioning it.

The larger problem is people taking Beck seriously...which to me is 100% wtf because he's an assclown of the highest order.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny

Skousen, you need to die a really slow and painful death.

well, he died. I don't know how painful. But we did away with him Jan 9 2006. PRAISE JEBUS

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/The_Prayer_at_Valley_Forge_by_Arnold_Friberg.png

firstly this painting is all sorts of chaotic and washington and his horse and his horses breath need to get on the same page stat

secondly the original painting in question http://i35.tinypic.com/o8zadi_th.jpg is brilliant and a perfect representation of humanities inates gift for symbol appropriation and is not to be trifled with

Sorry to say the Five Thousand Year Leap has been a staple of the Amazon top 10 since Becky started mentioning it.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:[

But VegemiteGrrrl unfortunately pretty OTM about peeps taking Glenn Beck seriously. What a world!

same thing with lol captions

http://www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton%20Fine%20Art.htm

^ some A+ stuff in there

Ok maybe this is sad but the first thing I thought of when I saw Adams and Hamilton was the last panel here: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06042002

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/3993798224_30677e1ba1.jpg

http://imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg

the greatest

holy fuck

hahahaHAAAA

holy shit the pregnant woman

I wish I knew who made this. I want to buy him/her dinner.

http://imgur.com/GEoWB.gif

has the turnaround on this kind of shit always been this fast

OMG

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wau

:D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D

lols aside, that would actually be awesome as metal cover art.

this needs to be commissioned as a full-scale artwork and hung in the Capitol Building

or my living room

my office needs that.

t-shirts! to CafePress ASAP!!!!

I have a new desktop background.

holy fucking shit. A+

I have a new desktop background.

No matter how crazy shit gets, it's nice to know that some dude out there is ready to immediately create the Satanic inverse equivalent.

love the supreme court justice burying his head in his bloody hands

Word! That's how we run shit in Innsmouth!

looooooooooool

i am declaring today a holiday.

That is really quite wonderful.

man, the internet is just so fuckin GOOD at this

lol, I just noticed that the professor is holding the Necronomicon.

Especially dig Abraham Lincoln. "And that, boys and girls, is how sausage is made."

And the Elder Sign! Or is that too dorky for me to admit to recognizing?

Amazing.

Death has gone a bit :O

<3<3<3

Funniest detail in that: even Satan is shocked at the sight of Cthulhu!

Amazing, actually crying with laughter here

Wau that animated gif is so great

jesus christ for president

Ok, we need some Lovecraftian captions for that ASAP. (my fav is the female reporter)

Notably, the College Student is still holding The Five Thousand Year Leap.

Also, George Washington seems to be peeing blood.

Liberal news reporter eating her own face tbh.

someone needs to hack the original site and replace the original image with Cthulhu Christ.

I would pay to see a 2-girls-1-cup style reaction shot of McNaugton to seeing this.

^^^^YES

lolz at officemate being like WTF IS THAT ON YOUR DESKTOP?

http://i38.tinypic.com/34yv43o.jpg

I toyed with the idea of making that my desktop, but judging by the comments I got when I had this as my desktop, I should probably stick to autumn leaves and clouds and shit:

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/bites/last-supper.jpg

remember when everyone was all like "o my god the last supper it signifies so much" and then the whole show turned to shit?

Shhhhhhh, we are here to talk about the awesomeness that is one_nation_under_God.jpg, not about how my favorite show in the history of all shows failed to live up to your expectations.

Where is that last supper pic from?

xp fair enough.

(I'm mostly just messing with you, forks.)

Tuomas, it was a promotional picture for the last half-season of the US TV show Battlestar Galactica.

And it was my desktop at work for awhile and lots of people had many tiresome things to say about it vis a vis religion and blasphemy and why Jesus is a sexy blond lady in a red dress.

That's what Battlestar Galactica looks these days?! It certainly was a bit different when I was a kid.

higher res battlestar supper pic: http://www.bsg.cz/imgs/news/2008-01/others/posledni_vecere.jpg

Why is the middle woman wearing a 20th century dress when everyone else has future clothes?

That's how slutty robots dress in the future.

In retro 20th century dresses.

How can a robot be slutty?

truly a question that deserves its own thread

I'm so looking forward to the future.

Battlestar Galactica Revival
Battlestar Galactica Trailer
sky battlestar galactica promo
Battlestar Galactica - Season 2
Sky Battlestar galactica music
Battlestar Galactica Season 3
Battlestar Galactica -- Season Four
Battlestar Galactica: Season Last
This is a thread about classic BATTLESTAR Galactica
Remove Battlestar Galactica Spoiler on Lost thread
Battlestar Galactica -- the new/old/new Bryan Singer/Glen E. Larson movie!

That transformers porn drawings thread was deleted, right?

yes, at the request of the artist

k, thx! Tuomas, those were pretty slutty robots, but you'll have to take my word for it. No more thread to prove it :-(

I don't doubt, but I ask how?

Transformers in homo-erotic poses, IIRC.

meanwhile back at Miskatonic U.S.A...

holy shit
Greatest. Thread. Ever.

Amazing, actually crying with laughter here

― I am using your worlds, Friday, October 9, 2009 6:53 AM (7 hours ago)

OTM

If only life could be as awesome as this thread.

sadly, most of the time life is just as unawesome as the last season of BSG.

damn u all

I don't know how this works but

someone needs to hack the original site and replace the original image with Cthulhu Christ.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, October 9, 2009 3:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

your wish, etc

Couldn't find the thread where Obama's standing atop the Constitution surrounded by 42 smirking ex=presidents, but this thread will do.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1733/whereiswaldoerjesus.jpg

Be sure to right click, view image for the full effect.

hitler's like "yessssssss"

castro's like "heyyyy"

is that Shia TheBeef??

Stalin's like "Is that Adam Sandler"?

it's tough to tell who is happy that jesus is about to die and who is sad. is obama happy (on the left, near bin laden and jimmy carter)? what does napoleon think (by stalin on the right)?

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Lenin's just looking for a fight, anyone with a face he doesn't like.

karl marx all like "harumph-bumph-erhermph"

xp Yeah it looks like Lenin's going to run over and punch Stalin.

also, is the guy next to jesus supposed to be a common everyday christian, or is he actually the antichrist/devil? the antichrist comes in a form that no one would expect, according to the award winning Left Behind series, and i could see him tempting jesus a la Last Temptation of Christ. "i could make all of these jeering communists go away right now, jesus. we could rule the world together, me as dictator for life, and you as my principal deputy."

"you could be wearing a suit right now as well"

"you could have the same haircut as me, jesus. it works well in any situation, offending no one"

Robin Williams finally gets to give his Napoleon costume a public airing.

Also, is that Carlos the Jackal standing to Henry VIII's right?

What is Karl Marx doing?

snapping vigorously, as usual

who is the guy holding up the bible? is he a generic christian, a renowned minister, or a pharisee-like disgraced televangelist? the way he's holding it up seems really insincere

looks like he's trying to bust out some rock/paper/scissors tbh

xxp

xpost: the guy holding up the bible is a "politically correct preacher"

(mouseover info here: http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=413 )

xxxpost to snoball: next to Henry VIII : Jim Jones or Kim Jong Il, depends on which side you mean?

wd that be Joel Osteen?

Henry VIII's right, directly above/behind Castro.

Kim Jong Il (http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=413 = info on all of them)

somehow a grocery clerk scored prime seating, right behind Shia/Adam Sandler.

l ron!

thanking you stan for that link.

L. Ron!

Also the man with the glasses in the overalls is....

... the artist himself!

http://dc352.4shared.com/img/4-lsqOZ7/s7/dramatic-chipmunk.gif

Paul Harvey should be in this somehow.

The "Politically Correct Minister" with the Bible looks like whatshisface, the guy with the goatee who hosted McCain and Obama at his California megachurch in 08.

Rick Warren?

Couldn't find the thread where Obama's standing atop the Constitution surrounded by 42 smirking ex=presidents, but this thread will do.

http://www.occupylv.org/sites/default/files/Obama%20standing%20on%20Constitution%2083013_n.jpg

Yeah, that's him.

Saddleback. Kept remembering the church as being called Woodfire or something.

This represents a modern Christian leader whose image can not be shown because of copyright restrictions.

MLK™

wow, forgot about this thread, good revive

man these are hilarious. the top row is great. vlad the impaler! john dewey!

l ron hubbard!

mark twain

wall of doubt

pol pot

oliver cromwell

i can't tell who are the bad guys? are they all bad guys basically?

except the white goober in a suit, who represents all of us

the contrast between henry the 8th and hitlers suits is maybe my fav part

buddy comedy material

whereiswaldoerjesus.jpeg

Barack Obama

The 44th and current President of the United States, he is the first African American to hold the office. President Obama says he is "a Christian by choice." Obama made the following comment, "you have an obligation to those who are less fortunate, although I believe you do have that obligation; not because you have a debt to all those who helped you get to where you are today, although I do believe you have that debt to pay. It's because you have an obligation to yourself. Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation. And recognizing that my fate remain tied up with their fates, that my individual salvation is not going to come about without a collective salvation for the country." We can never be saved unless everyone is saved? I believe each of us will have to stand as individuals before God and be accountable for our own actions.

hes mad at obama for saying you have an obligation to yr fellow humans

of all the things to get upset abt

More McNaughton & like paintings, featuring Jesus as the genetic crossbreed of Kip Winger and Diesel-era Kevin Nash:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19947_the-11-most-unintentionally-hilarious-religious-paintings.html

A lot of these works confirm for me something that Frank Schaeffer wrote, that many modern-day rightwingers are "victims of modernity". Like Whats-Her-Face at the NRO, they'd be much happier in a pre-Luther world

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/3/137213.jpg

jesus stealing yr shit

Although, I should specify that's it's not the particular tenets of a particular theology they long for, but to be happily ensconced in a full authoritarian frudalized society, where's there's a place for everything and everything in its place.

These kinda works aren't theological in nature but psychological, in other words.

I feel obligated by "pvmic" reasons to point out the painter of Obama Stomps The Constitution and other great works is...wait for it...he's Mormon.

I really want him to work THAT muscle, you know? Paint Obama stompin' on the Title of Liberty or something.

Jesus: "George Michael NOOOOOO!"

pol pot

jesus stealing alex in nyc's shit

I love all these insane paintings

Why does he call Queen Mary I Mary of Aragon?

So is Jesus supposed to be Billy Shears?

I guess she's one of the bad guys for killing Protestants.

guy's website is down now.

obama

our old friend is at it again

I paint the forgotten man cutting himself free from political correctness. The chicken is telling you its time to wake up! pic.twitter.com/pTHsRXudr0

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) May 14, 2018

Ok, so this is the right thread...

https://i.imgur.com/Y6xpXAG.jpg

Back to Merdey's, real curious of what kind of PC bondage the POC is breaking free from.

since when do chickens tell you to wake up? everyone knows that the animal whose piercing cry wakes you up in the morning is a COCK

He had what he called a rooster in other paintings. I wonder if he accidentally painted a chicken and someone pointed it out to him.

Also, when the chickens come home to roost... it's not like they ever went that far in the first place.

trouble is that roosters would wake everyone up, whereas chickens can be trusted to provide a more discreet, personalised waking service

only one saw, you don't want everyone to grab it at once

btw what's with the money on the ground?

i'm enjoying how in this one it's not clear what exactly anyone's reactions are, so it looks like an odd assortment of historical figures just hanging out together

As true Christians, we must not fear to speak the truth, even if it means we have to stand alone. https://t.co/KhIChvqXuN pic.twitter.com/Denzh0a3eJ

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) February 20, 2017

It's just a visual laundry list of people that he wants to claim believed what he believes.

this is like Shane Warne's mural all over again

the description on his website leaves you hanging:

What is the meaning of this painting? This painting has over 100 figures, both good and bad, men and women that have left their footprint on Christianity. The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man...

for all seasons? not a boy? to be reckoned with?

Here's the uncropped version pic.twitter.com/38Hdcfmu91

— vecchitto (@vecchitto) May 15, 2018

The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man...

mf looks like paul ryan