What states do you consider to be part of the Midwest?

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Please list the states that you consider to be part of the Midwest.

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

gosh i never know. like i would be too embarrassed to answer.

what color are my eyes jimmy? (surm), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

haha, dude, i've gotten in so many arguments w/ native missourians about whether or not MO is in the midwest

(i consider it to be)

u madoff (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

ohio
indiana
michigan
wisconsin
illinois
minnesota
north dakota
south dakota
iowa
kansas
nebraska
missouri

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.umesc.usgs.gov/terrestrial/amphibians/armi/images/armi_midwest_420-360.gif

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

kentucky? no. someone told me a few weeks ago she doesn't consider ohio to be part of the midwest. then where is it?

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

native missourians SWEAR that missouri is not part of the midwest

u madoff (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

well i guess kentucky has to be if IN, IL, and MO are

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

i wasn't going to put MO on my list but it seemed like a hole in the map then

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

If Ohio isn't part of the midwest, then the midwest doesn't exist.

But, yeah, the plains states plus MO plus KY are really debatable

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

Don't worry Surm, I don't there is any definition that everyone agrees on. This question was prompted by a conversation I had the other day with a co-worker who kept saying that the Midwest ended at Illinois. And went as far east as like West Virginia. This blew my mind because my working definition was something close to what harbl posted (i'd include Arkansas and remove the Dakotas). He categorized Missouri and Kansas as Plains States. I protested that I clearly remember Fox Sports MIDWEST as covering Cardinal games, but it didn't help.

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah you could leave off the plains states no prob. i love maps btw

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) MO is a plains state?

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

That's right, I DON'T include the Dakotas. And I'm so confident about Missouri's inclusion that it's not even up for debate. LOCK THREAD

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

xpost to harbl

Yeah, that's what this jerk said. I mentioned Great Mount Tom Sauk, tallest peak in the country imo, and the Ozarks, but this guy refused to listen

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

WV is a weird case too, I don't think of it as the midwest, but I'm not really sure what region you could put it in. According to wikipedia it's in the mid-atlantic, which seems wrong.

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really want the dakotas to be there but i always think of them as part of the upper midwest with MN and WI

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

i think of WV and KY as appalachian states. is that a category?

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

Appalachia isn't really a category like "midwest" or "new england" becaause, with the exception of wv, only portions of states can be said to be in it e.g. western north carolina

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it's more just how i place them in my brain

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

askance ur map seems OTM to me w/ exception of kentucky. people who say OH isn't midwest are usually from plains states ime (and are totally and completely wrong)

fuck yes MO is midwest

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

I consider Kentucky as part of the South.

sarahel, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

yea me too

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

side question:

what are the plains states?

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

(we will keep going in this manner until we get to island states)

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

the plains states are ND, SD, NE, and KS. what's OK though?

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

def plains

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

those are the quintessential plains states imo, even tho the plains overlap onto other midwest & western states

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's why it's hard to categorize like that, same as using appalachian like i do. they should have a different name like "the middle"

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

like you could include montana and wyoming and colorado but i don't want to. those are "rocky mountain states"

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.unl.edu/plains/CGPS_images/main/egpmap2.gif

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

btw i'd just like to add that st louis is fucking rad, one of my fav cities for sure

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

saskatchewan and alberta are canada states

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

Kentucky is like another country compared to the Midwest. And I say this as a fan.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

cross-examination

harbl,

you listed the ND and SD as part of the Midwest. Minutes later, you stated that the plains states are ND, SD...

Is there overlap between the Midwest and the Plains states? or are you LYING?!?!

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

yes

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

ohio
indiana
michigan
wisconsin
illinois
minnesota
iowa
missouri

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

From Newshour:

http://www-tc.pbs.org/newshour/images/convention/plains.gif

RONG

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

the great plains are a helpful contributor to everything between chicago and the west coast being pretty boring imo.

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

newshour claims those as plains states, btw

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

that drive is just....damn.

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

no i think "the midwest" you hear about in the news as a broad general category includes the plains states xposst

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

parts of KY are distinctively southern but then you have to realize that Cincinatti is less than a 90 minute drive from either Louisville or Lexington....

I think the same dual-identity could be applied to Missouri. KC vs. STL vs Springfield... all radically different cities and culture.

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

every non-coastal state that is not part of the South or Southwest

ohio
indiana
illinois
missouri
kansas
nebraska
wisconsin
michigan
minnesota
wyoming
iowa
colorado
n dakota
s dakota
idaho
montana

sarahel, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

yeah ohio has like 4 different types of states within it too

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

yea midwest encompasses the plains states. u can be a midwestern state but not a plains state, but all plains states are midwest (i'm not counting western states that have plains as 'plains states' tho)

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

great lakes is a region too - minnesota, wisconsin, illinois, indiana, michigan, ohio, PA, western NY

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

sarahel you cannot be serious with that

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

wherever R. Kelly and Nelly be at

Obamacare Death Panel for Cutie (wssp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

i've heard buffalo lumped in as a midwestern city which is totally ??? except for the accent.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

sarahel's definition actually seems kind of rational and consistent, but I'm not sure that such things have much to do with how regions are perceived.

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

ohio and indiana are wild cards -- they're not not midwestern but i tend to lump them in with the rust belt northeast.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, I've heard Pittsburgh referred to as a midwestern state, which kind of makes sense...Buffalo and Pittsburgh might have more in common with e.g. Cleveland than they do with Philly or NYC

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) same with buffalo really -- it's rust belt northeast but the case for spiritual midwesternness could be made.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

xp harbl: yeah, you're right, i'm kidding. Maybe I should've been more obvious about it and said, "The Midwest is everything east of I5 until you hit the East Coast."

sarahel, Thursday, 22 October 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.overmorgen.com/weblog/files/2009/01/09/nine_nations_of_north_america.gif

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

the only midwest states are the states with big ten schools. shit, except for pennsylvania.

t0dd swiss, Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

western 2/3 of penn are basically midwest imo

you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

clinging to their guns and religion

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

core states are: indiana, michigan, ohio, wisconsin, illinois, minnesota

iowa is a toss up b/w midwest & plains (mostly plains)

missouri is a weird mutant hybrid of midwest, plains & south

you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

This is blowing my mind. To me, Iowa was always the very definition of Midwest.

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

indiana, michigan, ohio, wisconsin, illinois, minnesota, iowa.

The rule: Midwestern states are the ones which were free states during the Civil War and which don't have a border with the Atlantic or Pacific. Except Vermont, which is obviously not Midwestern (but which is, I would say the most Midwestern of the NE states.)

And except Kansas. But again, I'd say Kansas is MORE Midwestern than Missouri, Kentucky, Nebraska....

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

J0rdan, where do native Missourians categorize mo?

I lived there from age 3-22, and I always thought of it as midwest.

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

a co-worker who kept saying that the Midwest ended at Illinois

the correct response to this assertion is WISCONSIN

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, how are you gonna draw a line on that one

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

I guess I think The Midwest as that aggregate of states which are (A) east of the Mississippi (Minnesota excepted); (B) north of the Mason-Dixon; (C) composed of a diversity of geological features: lakes, forests, plains, hills, wetlands etc.; & (D) straddled economically b/w industry & agriculture.

you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

yea seriously xp - there are a few states that are no-bullshit midwestern states. imo these are: wisconsin, minnesota, illinois, iowa, indiana (have any deniers ever been to bloomington ffs?), ohio, and michigan. i'd even throw in missouri into that

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

not saying that is the correct definition, mind - just the way I've always personally sorted them.

you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

As an Oregonian, I have given the matter very little thought. To a native of the west coast, large tracts of the country are simply "back east".

I would obviously exclude all the eastern seaboard states, new england, the old south and the border south states like kentucky and tennessee. The west proper starts with any state containing the continental divide.

Missouri is an odd duck that is very hard to place. Pennsylvania is equally an odd duck, but is too far east for me to feel comfortable tagging it midewestern. Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin try to set themselves apart as the old Northwest, but I'm not fooled a bit. They are middle west by affinity as well as by geography.

OTH, Oklahoma doesn't fit at all with the likes of Iowa, Kansas or Nebraska, so it absolutely cannot be midwestern for that reason alone.

Aimless, Thursday, 22 October 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

you guys, regions aren't mutually exclusive, and regional boundaries can overlap state boundaries ok. life is too short for your rigid geographical constructs, free ur minds~

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah... maybe... but answer the question, yuh big galoot. We'll all judge just how free ur mind really is when we see what it produces.

Aimless, Thursday, 22 October 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

As a native Missourian (lived in St. Louis the first 18 years of my life), I can definitely say Missouri is the midwest.

jonathan - stl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

This is blowing my mind. To me, Iowa was always the very definition of Midwest.

Yes. It is the belly of the Midwest. Even other Midwestern states look at it and go "whoa y'all are some bland fat corn eating motherfuckers".

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

Here is how this shit breaks down in my mind:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5561/unitedstatesmapq.gif

existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 22 October 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

native missourians SWEAR that missouri is not part of the midwest

are these bootheelers or something? i mean, basically everyone in my family is a native missourian, and they'd think this assertion was pretty weird.

imo:
ohio
indiana
michigan
illinois
wisconsin
missouri
iowa
minnesota
kansas
nebraska
south dakota
sort of unsure about north dakota, but i guess i'd include it too

midwestern also works as a regional designation like appalachian rather than a group of states. sort of like the more or less flatlands west of the appalachians that were settled by people moving west from new england/hudson valley via the erie canal corridor and by people from the mid atlantic going through pennsylvania.

circles, Thursday, 22 October 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

made yall a map

http://i35.tinypic.com/2wcg0tc.gif

ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

Growing up in Kentucky it was quite apparent that it had an identity crisis about whether or not it was Southern or Midwestern. My Alabama cousins always called me a Yankee for coming from Kentucky, but the difference culturally between KY and Ohio seemed pretty apparent too. We got our own thang.

Oh, and MD is not whatever so fuck you. Baltimore pwns.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago)

its just like get an identity is all

ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:26 (fifteen years ago)

these maps are hilar but new york is not new england!!

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

new york fits well enough in new england - its delaware and maryland where the problem is

ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:41 (fifteen years ago)

European over here so take with pinch of salt but in my mind I'd always had it down as something like

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
The Dakotas
Nebraska
Kansas
Missouri

and the great plains and great lakes regions as somehow 2 constituent parts of the midwest (and western rustbelt as maybe a 3rd subpart of it). But somehow I think of the western parts of the dakotas and kansas and I guess Nebraska as sorta different again but can't articulate why. Western Pennsylvania I can't decide about

äüßerst delikate angelegenheit, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

uh that was a mistake there about "western" rustbelt - I meant the Cleveland/Pittsburgh/Youngstown(?) kind of area (So i guess western PA)

äüßerst delikate angelegenheit, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

Separating Pittsburgh and Buffalo from Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit and Milwaukee seems wrong somehow. Ever notice that the Buffalo accent is almost the exact same as a Chicago one?

Bill Magill, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

a lot of upstate new york accents are like that -- big polish/german influence.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

western pennsylvania is not the midwest

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

ohio and indiana are wild cards -- they're not not midwestern but i tend to lump them in with the rust belt northeast.

JBR, I don't understand this???? How are they NOT Midwestern? If rustbelt-ness takes precedence over Midwesterness, then half of Michigan is gone that way too!

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

chicago accent is similar to new yorker accent but with an "oh hey dere" nordic upper midwest influence.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

when I moved to Wisconsin my mom the native Minnesotan was so delighted about my decision to relocate to the midwest that she got me a subscription to Midwest Living magazine. and, every month, packed in there with the hottest new casserole recipes and discounts on the trendiest bed and breakfasts is a DEFINITIVE LIST of the states the magazine covers. they are: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Oh sorry, JB, I missed a "not" there while skimming thread. We are in agreement.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

i wish my mom would send me casserole recipes

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

i mean isn't that what moms DO?

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

The only good one is the pork chops cooked in the dish with the rice, so all the pork fat soaks into the rice and makes it tasty. Cream of chicken with celery and peas and with French onions on top: ew. Camper stew aka goulash: ew because frozen green beans? should not be there. I can't think of any others.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit some of u are retardo

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

NB: in parts of the Midwest, casseroles are referred to as "hot dish"

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Welcome to ILX, is this your first time here?

xpost

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

casseroles are some dope shit imo

mark cl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Kentucky is the South, by the way.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

like how on earth could you exclude the dakotas from the "midwest"?? SoDak, in particular, is, like Iowa, a prototypically midwestern state to me.

seems like the european guy is most otm:

and the great plains and great lakes regions as somehow 2 constituent parts of the midwest (and western rustbelt as maybe a 3rd subpart of it). But somehow I think of the western parts of the dakotas and kansas and I guess Nebraska as sorta different again but can't articulate why. Western Pennsylvania I can't decide about

― äüßerst delikate angelegenheit, Thursday, October 22, 2009 1:52 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

MY MIDWEST:
Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

I've never been to a Dakota, gbx. I think of them as having mountains, but then I guess they're pretty big so probably the eastern side is hardly in the same state as the western side.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

i grew up on the east coast so the western plains states feel like foreign countries to me still.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

casseroles: terrible, awful, gay, midwestern, food
ND & SD: midwest

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

afaik the dakotas are totally mountain free (except for the black hills?)

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

but i always forget that the dakotas are not as far west as i think they are.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

I've never been to a Dakota, gbx. I think of them as having mountains

hoo boy xpost

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

i've only been to michigan once, and all the cool parts are at least as far as colorado!

nodak: no mountains
sodak: black hills along the western edge, otherwise just farmin' that looks exactly like southern minnesota and parts of iowa

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit some of u are retardo

― how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah the western half of S Dakota (which I'd describe as hilly rather than mountainous, though you do get up to, what, near 7000ft elevation?) seems too frontiersy to be part of the Midwest. A place like Deadwood is the antithesis of Midwesternness, even back then.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

Interestingly, I think I agree most with the two other people on this thread who are native Illinoisans:

ohio
indiana
michigan
wisconsin
illinois
minnesota
iowa
missouri

― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(I'm not sure I'd include Missouri myself, but it's the first state I add if I expanded my list.)

the only midwest states are the states with big ten schools. shit, except for pennsylvania.

― t0dd swiss, Wednesday, October 21, 2009 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Had this exact same thought.)

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/04/electoral-history-charts.html

MIDWEST =

"rust belt"
IN, MI, OH, PA

"north central"
IL, IA, MN, WI

"prairie"
KS, NE, ND, SD

yeah PA doesn't really fit in the midwest, but it's def rust belt and the rest of the rust belt is midwest so

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost: That is, the two other native Illinoisans before Granny Dainger posted.)

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

Missouri is 100% midwest, no contest

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

the rust belt isn't all in the midwest. western NY is in the rust belt, too.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

ok srsly laurel no offense but thinking that the dakotas have mountains is totally blowing my mind! i mean, i've driven all the way across sodak maybe a dozen times (at least), and it is, in my brain, basically shorthand for "the flat expanse of the middle western states"

but i guess some of you just think "plains states"??

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

many xposts

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

jaymc otm + would also accept the dakotas east of the missouri r. + missouri north of the missouri r.

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

south dakota is just like nebraska but about four hundred degrees colder in the winter

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

also, btw, you know that trope about the midwestern/alaskan "connection"? like, that got thrown around a bit during the elections w/r/t palin's accent and support, etc.?

they were not talking about illinois, indiana, ohio, or pennsylvania.

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

MIDWEST =

"rust belt"
IN, MI, OH, PA

"north central"
IL, IA, MN, WI

"prairie"
KS, NE, ND, SD

this sounds about right, with the "rust belt" provisos posted above.

get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

mookie otm!

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

yes cosign

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

btw for those of you that are defining the midwest as vast expanses of agri flatland, you should prob tweak that definition a little bit, given northern mn, western SD, and pretty much most of WI.

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

No it's okay! I mean obv I'm totally clueless about the Dakotas. And I really can't recall why I thought they had mountains. I'm trying to think of a book or a toy or a map or something but no good.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

mount rushmore?

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

insidious north dakota tourism propaganda

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

My Midwest
ND SD NE KS MN IA MO WI IL MI IN OH

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

I love how emotional people are getting about this!

existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

I've driven across Nebraska on the way to Colorado, but no further north than that.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

btw for those of you that are defining the midwest as vast expanses of agri flatland, you should prob tweak that definition a little bit, given northern mn, western SD, and pretty much most of WI.

― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:53 AM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, see, i tend to think of Midwestern as more of a cultural thing, which is why western sodak and s missouri and parts of the rust belt and like all of KY doesn't ring right to me

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

what is oklahoma, btw? just north texas?

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

ND SD NE KS MN IA MO WI IL MI IN OH

― Mr. Que, Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is otm

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

OK=Texas's trucker hat

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

wisconsin is such an attractive state

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

it's an area of the map, not whether a place has the characteristic of midwesternness. imo.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

some parts of the rust belt, like pittsburgh and buffalo, are not in it. and some parts that are not flat are in it.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

yes, you are correct, not a single part of penn or fucking NY is in the midwest, who on earth would even suggest that

also i can categorically say that there are no mountains in the midwest

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

our state boundaries were drawn by slavers and plutocrats and paid for in blood anyway, fwiw

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

^^ i mean, just the midwest's

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

u_u

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

waht is the mesabi range a range of

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

holes, now

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

tru

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

I really do think being a Chicagoan has a great deal to do with my conception of the Midwest. In some ways, the states that I consider "Midwestern" are ones that don't feel that far away, and that I've been to more than a couple of times. So Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, and (obviously) Illinois all fit -- and as I said earlier, I'd be willing to accept Missouri, too (especially since St. Louis is only 4.5 hours away, and I've visited there no fewer than four times).

Whereas the Dakotas and Nebraska and Kansas just feel instinctively wrong to me -- but maybe that's because I've never been to North Dakota or Kansas, and have only been to South Dakota and Nebraska on a big family road-trip vacation to Yellowstone and back when I was nine years old.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Oh wait, my band played a show in Omaha once. But still, that's like 7 or 8 hours away.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

Like Iowa, Kansas is quintessentially Midwest to me. We're not in Kansas anymore etc etc.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

a graphical delineation needs to be made for the boundaries of 1) the cultural midwest 2) the environmental midwest and 3) the political/economic midwest. then, using GIS spatial analyst tools, the boundaries of these three concurrent regions can be extrapolated and a generalized midwestern boundary that accounts for all geographic aspects of the region can be decided upon. and it won't include kentucky

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Kansas is Middle America to me, but not Midwest.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

oh brother

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

or pennsylvania

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

have you met a person from kansas?? if you ask them the question:

"are you from the midwest?" they will answer YES

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

yes^^^ same with Nebraska

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i realize we all love to have our own personal definitions of the Midwest, and that's fine, too

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

if you wanna be rong

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

jaymc where does "Middle America" end and the Midwest begin?

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

at the edges of a John Cougar Mellencamp video

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

Missouri is 100% midwest, no contest

― Mr. Que, Thursday, October 22, 2009 8:48 AM (26 minutes ago)

y'all ever been to Springfield? (3rd largest city in MO)

cuz i have and it is way more Southern than Midwestern.

Quick wiki browse: Sits in the Ozarks, Confederate stronghold from 1861-1865, site of the first recorded shoot-out, birthplace/terminus of "SOUTHERN" intercontinental Route 66, etc.

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

iiiijjjj, you been to Springfield right?

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

jaymc where does "Middle America" end and the Midwest begin?

The Midwest is part of Middle America.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno there's burbs up here that are pretty "southern" imo

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't the Midwest meant to be neutral, "accentless", Mom's Apple Pie America? If so, no way the Dakotas are in it, that's witch country.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

just because MO has a "southern" city doesn't mean it is not, as a whole, "midwestern" imo

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

yep, I canvassed for Obama there and I would say that based on the lay of the land, including plenty of creeks and hollows, the per-capita frequency of churches and Waffle Houses, not to mention the physical size of the numerous churches, that it felt distinctly more southern than midwestern to me at least. all this could be said about Branson and the Ozarks in general too. also, I drove past Roy Blunt on I-44.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

accentless lol

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

i have been to Springfield twice. seemed Midwestern to me.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

PARRk THE CARRR

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

i thought that was for the Bahstin accent.

Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd.

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

BRRATS

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

Dialect Survey Maps and Results

http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/maps.html

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

Delaware and Maryland are mid-Atlantic.

Also, Laurel, can I get that porkchop and rice casserole recipe? Thx.

xp

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'll ask about it, J. Or check at home and try to remember to bring it to work.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

btw most chicagoans don't speak with a "chicago" accent. accentless as in 95% of midwesterners sound like your typical CNN newscaster, hollywood actor, etc.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

that is not actually true in mn

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

that's 4% right there.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's not true of 95% of northern ohioans, michigan people, or wisconsin, etc. people i have met either.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

95% accentless. 1% Chicago accent. 4% hockey accent.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

btw most chicagoans don't speak with a "chicago" accent. accentless as in 95% of midwesterners sound like your typical CNN newscaster, hollywood actor, etc.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:50 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Could have fooled me on that. Unless they are transplants. Pretty much everybody I know has one.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Missouri is 100% midwest, no contest

definitely. If Kansas and Illinois are Midwest, but Missouri isn't, then is Missouri the extended middle finger of the south?

husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

That's cause you socialize exclusively at the Pipefitters Union hall, Bill.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, even people who aren't running around talking about "da Bears" still say "Oh my Gaaaahd" and "Chicaaaahgo." I am mostly aware of this because of the extent to which I've started doing it myself, which kind of bums me out.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

i've heard buffalo lumped in as a midwestern city which is totally ??? except for the accent.

― harbl, Wednesday, October 21, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this seems right to me + i grew up in buffalo and live here now. it's the rust belt imo.

horseshoe, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

% of people in Chicago with "Chicago" accent=% of people in NYC with "New York" accent. I've come across thousands of people born and raised in the area and only a handful have had that thick "hey dere my friend whaddaya say we get some brats and watch da bears" accent. Wish it was more prevalent tbh, cause it's pretty hilarious.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

It is totally hilarious.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

I listen the Steve Dahl Show podcasts, right, and he plays voicemails from listeners. I'd say 1 out of 20 have a Chicago accent. Which he of course then usually mocks, awesomely.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

I'm probably don't pick up on the more subtle versions of the accent, though.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

Hello there, my friend. What do you say we purchase some bratwursts, and then watch the Chicago Bears football game?

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

Or, if you prefer, the Chicago Bulls basketball match. I believe they are competing against the Spurs of San Antonio this evening.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

yew tak funny, meh friend, but yea i could gofer sem saaaasages.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

- The midwest is a feeling.

- Arguments about Missouri and the south are somewhat compelling to me, actually, because there is a difference -- there are certainly places west of it that have way more in common with the core midwest than it does. Places like Lincoln or Omaha or Lawrence KS are way more, umm, spiritually contiguous with the idea of the "midwest" than a lot of Missouri. Haha Missouri is the gateway, the crossroads.

- I don't count the Dakotas; apart from a few far-eastern spots like Fargo or Sioux Falls or whatever they're just different, much more part of that whole northern-Rockies group.

- I can go either way on how far people want to extend the idea out onto the plains. You sorta just pick it up from context, really, whether someone's "midwest" is more Great-Lakesy or more Great-Plainsy. The only thing that bugs me is east-coasters whose idea of "midwest" is totally undifferentiated and encompasses most of the country. Or -- and I'm sorry if this is anyone here -- people who toss out Iowa as this quintessential midwestern flat grain-filled flyover spot, because if you've spent any time whatsoever near the midwest you know very well that Iowa is not the "center" of anything. Like any notion of a cultural or geographic category that thinks Iowa is right in the middle of it is just flat wrong.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, what most people consider the "Chicago accent" is largely a white working-class thing.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

I move that it be renamed the Berwyn accent.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

so can we agree that the Idea of the Midwest needs to be first broken up into cultural, physical, etc. separate contingencies and then depicted with individual raster map overlays that can show the degree of Midwesternness at any particular coordinate, as opposed to vector maps with a hard-and-fast line-in-the-sand boundary that says "this is the Midwest, this is not?"

Modern Geography was invented at the University of Chicago in the sixties by the way. I learned that in a History of Geography class.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

we are all midwesterners now

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

except me, coz i'm from pittsburgh

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

I srsly think of western PA as being midwest.

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

it's definitely in the graying-out zone

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

i thought california was part of the midwest till i lived in LA, now i think the midwest is everything that isnt los angeles, new york, new jersey, or philadelphia

Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

nabisco no it is not, wtf

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

no ocean coastline? no mountains? wasn't in the confederacy? yup, that's midwest.

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

is it boring? that's a better yardstick maybe

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

Like any notion of a cultural or geographic category that thinks Iowa is right in the middle of it is just flat wrong.

http://www.umesc.usgs.gov/terrestrial/amphibians/armi/images/armi_midwest_420-360.gif

Sure looks like Iowa is near the center of that area.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

yeah um, i was gonna say. i can't think of a more central Midwestern geographic category than Iowa. Alton IL? Maybe? Central Illinois?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

has anyone said NORTHERN CITIES VOWEL SHIFT yet?

northern cities vowel shift
look it up
labov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UoJ1-ZGb1w

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

Oooh, what is that from? I would watch that whole show. (PBS, I'm guessing, if that's Robert MacNeil.)

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

i thought california was part of the midwest till i lived in LA, now i think the midwest is everything that isnt los angeles, new york, new jersey, or philadelphia

here is the average californian's map...new jersey and philadelphia don't make the cut

(california) -- ??????? midwest??????????? - (new york city!!!)

iatee, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

It's called Do You Speak American?
I use it in my classes when we do our pronunciation section to show the variety of dialects in the US.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks!

Also:
http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~chiang/images/newyorker1.png

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

labov is a God

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

I use it in my classes when we do our pronunciation section to show the variety of dialects in the US.

In elementary and high school is it required to speak without an accent? In my school it was strictly forbidding to speak in dialect. (Less strict in the second high school I attended, but it was still not allowed in class itself.)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not sure, but I doubt it. Anyway, I teach ESL classes. Also it's impossible to speak without an accent.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

(adult esl, i should clarify)

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

I went to school in the NW and we would get scolded for sounding "too Californian"

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

If you're speaking with an accent, chances are your teacher is, too.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

Also it's impossible to speak without an accent.

Well, yeah, you'd need tons of speech classes, but if they overheard you speaking with a clear accent or dialect, you were reprimanded. Once two girls were allowed to come in front of the class and speak in Bruges dialect in our class. How exciting! Let's have a freakshow! (I am being sarcastic.)

Californian sounds niiiiice! I've been checking the Youtube american accents clips.The chigago dialect sounds.... very strange (to me).

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

xp
that may be true, but i doubt it was an institutionalized rule to scold students for sounding different. could it have been an individual teacher's bias?

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

This is a pretty good example of the Chicago accent:
http://web.ku.edu/~idea/northamerica/usa/illinois/illinois10.mp3

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah there is (or was) an anti-California bias in the NW, similar to the anti-NY bias in the Midwest.

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

nabisco no it is not, wtf

gbx if you consider Ohio to be in the Midwest (and I think that's a majority opinion here) then how is western PA not kinda near the fade zone?

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

Haha my mother has a poster in her kitchen that says "I don't CARE how they do it in New York."

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

there's no fade zone when it comes to geography. a state is either Midwestern or not. just like how Shasta thinks Springfield MO makes MO southern instead of Midwestern. i mean i've been to both Western PA and Southern MO, and i can see why people would come up with both theories. i cannot, hoewever, support them.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

laurel i love your mother's way of thinking

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

That Northern Cities vowel shift is what I consider the native Cleveland accent, with a little bit of Pittsburgh. Chicago, to my ears, has even broader vowels. "Block" doesn't just become "black," it becomes "blaaaaahk."

a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

Chicago is a discrete dialect from the Great Lakes NCVS area, (flaps prevail over interdental fricatives, for instance) but it's related phonologically.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

btw re: Iowa I am talking about on-the-ground people-and-geography stuff -- even if you count the Dakotas and say it's like spatially central, it's still Iowa. The well-populated Great-Lakesy stuff is on one side. The super-plainsy stuff is on another. You get more Rockies action to the northwest. Iowa itself doesn't really have the gravity of being central -- it's not like some center point that represents or averages out all the stuff around it. It'd be like saying the real core bit of the united Kingdom is in the water just east of the Isle of Man, because that's sorta in the center.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

the presence of mountains in western pennsylvania disqualifies it from midwestern status.

chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

also use of the word yinz

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Ohio itself isn't monocultural either -- just listen to someone who grew up near the Ohio river but not in Cincinnati.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

like that vowel shift clip above, i think the midwest begins in syracuse, fuiud

velko, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

how about kind of between the Missouri and Ohio rivers?

äüßerst delikate angelegenheit, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

RE: Missouri - I'd say anything north of St. Louis feels like the mid-west and anything south feels like the south.

Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

Jeff City is south of St Louis and feels Midwestern

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

I live in NYC and my in-laws are Midwestern ... hot combo

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

hot combo

another word for cassarole

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Well Que, the poster is a joke, because the little girl in the poster is wearing overalls and chewing on a piece of hay or something, so it pretty much reinforces uh some stereotypes all by itself.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

i still like it

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

I live in NYC and my in-laws are Midwestern

Haha, my dad is from Brooklyn, and my mom was born in West Va. but grew up in NE Ohio. Definitely a hot combo.

a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

there's no fade zone when it comes to geography. a state is either Midwestern or not. just like how Shasta thinks Springfield MO makes MO southern instead of Midwestern

Of course there's "fade zones" in geography! Maybe not so much when dealing with discreet variables like States, but certainly with continuous data like % of landuse devoted to farming corn, for example. After all, the first law of geography is that everything is related to everything else, but near things are more related than distant things. I don't think he's saying it makes Missouri southern, only that it makes Springfield more southern than, say, St. Louis. The use of states as the political jurisdiction for this survey is arbitrary anyway - we could use counties to be more accurate if we cared to.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

xxxxxxpost

Isn't Jefferson City just west of St. Louis? I don't think it's much further south, if at all.

If travel down to the "boot heel" it feels WAY southern.

Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

The same can be said about southern Illinois, tbh.

Also, I always thought states had to be west of the Mississippi to be considered "mid-west".

Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

the midwest is wherever a shoneys is

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

f course there's "fade zones" in geography! Maybe not so much when dealing with discreet variables like States,

well, yeah, okay, when we start talking about landuse and stuff, sure. . .but this thread is about States

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

nm I just looked at a shoneys map wtvr

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

our state boundaries were drawn by slavers and plutocrats and paid for in blood anyway, fwiw

― cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:01 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

ok and I can't even load the cracker barrel site to see if that's viable

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

I think there might be cracker barrel's in arizona tho so that'll rule that out

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

per this map, kentucky is definitely part of the south and MO probably is too.
http://www.verysmallarray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/070605_uswafflehouse.gif

dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

that waffle house map is almost exactly like the shoneys map

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^from the files of noted Emeritus Geographer, Dr. W. House

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

was gonna say Bill Knapps restaurant but there used to one in FLA

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

yeah let's rely on a fucking waffle to teach us about geography

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

makes sense, if any non-Dixie state is to be inducted into the Waffle Confederacy, it might as well be the one that doesn't recognize Martin Luther King Jr. Day

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.superpoop.com/040209/how-far-away-is-ohio.jpg

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol iiiijjjj u r a gis stan

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

that map's treatment of Michigan as contiguous creates a weird error

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

I guess NY, too. Part of NY is really, really close to Ohio

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

more slave than stan, but yeah

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

I srsly think of western PA as being midwest.

― quincie, Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

madness

you could maybe make a case for erie, i guess. but yeah, pittsburgh is v. hilly and its accent is not midwestern

maybe it's different in upper st. clair tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

mookie throwing down. also, check it out guys, #2 gis result, the zinesters agree with me

http://api.ning.com/files/IlN0UevPKmaGg*x8ULBu6VC4IyGWkDu3gW8Zyklx5rFXRZO47GrVVLykuG2kmKKq9FsOiFv5*78qiz2TKyZwPFgRbtQavwfX/midwest_map.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

ks, mo, ky and wv are border states

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

southern IL has more in common with Kentucky than it does the rest of IL, most def
do not know wtf nabisco is talking about w/r/t Iowa not being the center in any way. When I think of the Midwest I think of flat, nearly-featureless endless prairie, farms/dairy farms/cornfields, fat white people, conservative culture-wise, bland food, esteeming small town life over city life. That just screams "Iowa" to me.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

the funny thing about putting the Dakotas in or out is ... well, no one much lives there, and those that do are all over on the east side toward the core midwest, so whether or not the states as a whole count is really just like asking whether the midwest's property line includes those little bumpy bits out back or not

xpost - haha I am telling you, if you wanna continue the house analogy Iowa is like the guest room nobody goes into; it makes such a poor heart

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

but w/r/t the rest of the country, the Midwest IS the guest room no one goes into!

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

there's no one right or wrong answer w/r/t the center of the Midwest, but i think lots of people would pick Iowa or certainly wouldn't be surprised if Iowa was considered the center

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

ohio is the heart of it all

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

summit county reprezent
http://www.pl8ster.net/OH/OH99_ABF2430.jpg

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

past Summit = Appalachia

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

endless prairie, farms/dairy farms/cornfields, fat white people, conservative culture-wise, bland food, esteeming small town life over city life

MN is totes the midwest but fails about half of your checklist

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

it should say the home of lebron xp

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

in the same font

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

ten years later it probably does

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

Pittsburgh *feels* more midwest than NE, mookie. WTF how did you get into dook being from the 'Burgh, anyway?

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

which half does it fail?
xp

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

gonna admit that this thread is making me a little homesick for the home of lebron

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

note: I haven't been to the Northwoods areas of WI and MN. That's Midwestern culturally and geographically but not typical of Midweatern ecology, imfo.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

i think we can all agree that minneapolis is the cultural capitol of the midwest, surely

(discounting chicago because it is a thing unto itself)

xp granny but you're also missing michigan!

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

endless prairie - fail
farms/dairy farms/cornfields - pass
fat white people - well we have our share
conservative culture-wise - more so recently, but def a fail
bland food - prob in general
esteeming small town life over city life - more fail than pass, but sure, it exists

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

what about st olaf?

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Patron Saint of the Midwest

http://6.media.tumblr.com/RDIzdsEnW5rdkj5czyfUoinn_500.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

endless prairie, farms/dairy farms/cornfields, fat white people, conservative culture-wise, bland food, esteeming small town life over city life

^^ haha I almost hope this starts a Front Range argument about whether most of Colorado lives in the midwest!

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like you're judging MN on Minneapolis area? Tons of prairie, conservative small towns in parts I've seen. Which parts are you thinking of? I think the southern half fits my checklist.

xp I wouldn't be opposed to lumping eastern CO in with the Midwest.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

i almost brought up eastern colorado, but that seemed like pushing it

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

it's not really "half," though, is the thing.

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

esteeming small town life over city life - more fail than pass, but sure, it exists

kinda funny since our most famous esteemer has nice homes on crocus hill and uh the upper west side.

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

although, actually, what am i talking about: NW minnesota is farmy and conservative, isn't it

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol ques

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

Basically if I can imagine Footloose being filmed and set in a place, that place is in the Midwest.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

if you wanna continue the house analogy Iowa is like the guest room nobody goes into; it makes such a poor heart

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:38 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

i heard a great line about iowa, "it's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there"

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

iowa:
whoa y'all are some bland fat corn eating motherfuckers
lmfao

graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave architecture (jdchurchill), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

ha, that sounds about right to me (xp). i grew up having a lol view of iowa as v v fat and white, but secretly the countryside in the eastern part of the state is super pretty

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw the Rockies can be seen when Chris Penn is on the plow. Ergo, Eastern CO counts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

I guess one way the populous bits of Colorado skirt by that definition is that they are also blessed with various sizes of chicano people and less-bland food (though this is increasingly true of a lot of the core midwest, too)

I have tried to introduce this term on ILX before without much success, but: "Front Range." Then Great Plains. Then Great Lakes. "Midwest" some imprecise context-based nexus of the latter two.

xpost Footloose was set in OKLAHOMA and filmed in UTAH

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

whether most of Colorado lives in the midwest!
Isn't Colorado the thinnest state in the union? (size of people, not size of state)

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

Colorado has too many mountains to be Midwest. Sure, you've got that hour just after you've left Kansas before you get to Colorado Springs and it's all grassy and stuff but. . no.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

i like that scheme, nabs, but the Front Range (you mean eastern CO/WY/MT?) is too specifically Coloradoan.

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

Oklahoma is Midwest in my book.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

no way.

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

i'm pretty comfortable actually with cutting nodak loose from the "midwest" and piling it in with eastern MT, most of Wyoming, and eastern CO as the High Plains or Cowboy Country

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah granny, the SW and NW parts of minnesota kinda fit your list, but the eastern 2/3 def do not. iron range is far from a conservative flatland, for example, and has had a pretty radical political history for sure

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

actually ND is kind of the pinnacle of your checklist tbf

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

i have no concept of oklahoma

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

Oklahoma
endless prairie - PASS
farms/dairy farms/cornfields - PASS
fat white people - PASS, though meth use cuts into that number
conservative culture-wise - PASS
bland food - PASS
esteeming small town life over city life - PASS

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

oh right, yes, Colorado is too thin to count. and the non-bland Mexican food.

(Que keep in mind that most of the people in Colorado live on that plain, for obvious living-on-mountains-being-hard reasons. but yeah, you are taking the state-by-state rule, I guess.)

xpost - yeah, Front Range is kind Colorado-centric -- but a decent way of talking about where people live on that strip of plains that's not really Great Plains anymore. (and there's the actual population split that goes with it -- like eastern KS and NE are really in the orbit of the midwest, then there's a stretch of hardly anybody, and everything past that is more in the orbit of western states.)

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

i don't even think oklahoma is a thing

brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

this shit is just The West.

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

doesn't get cold enough there imo

xp in OK

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

so would you say eastern MN is comparable to all points north, west and including Madison?

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

also, when i think of the "Greater Western States" (something that may exist only in my mind), they start directly west of MN, and include the Great Plains

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

also we are forgetting the North Woods, which, in addition to MN, WI and MI, includes upstate NY, parts of VT and NH, and all of inland Maine

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

q: are there cabins, and do people wear flannel and think about canoes and axes?

a: yes, you are in the north woods

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

avg low temp is below freezing in Tulsa in Dec, Jan, and Feb.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

GD i think i am just being thick but i dont actually understand your question

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

i would say OK is a Western state

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

Q: Are there cottages and deer, and do people wear flannel and think about ice fishing?

A: Yes, you are in West Michigan.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

think maybe he meant east instead of west

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

ok that would help a lot

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

u are all forgetting to factor in annual precipitation rates

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

gabbenb jr^^^

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

jj, is eastern MN comparable to the part of Wisconsin west of and north of Madison? hilly, liberal, etc.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

do people ride in conestoga wagons? yes? you are in the western states.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

also, not surprisingly, MN stops being similar to WI right about the point where the two states pull apart around L. Superior.

feel like the mn temperament is heavily underwritten by the fact that up north exists, and is cutting down a tree or mining something or portaging a canoe ~as we speak

while the middle band of MN/WI is small towns w/lakes that siphon their children to mpls/madison for university

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

GD i think that maybe answers your question?

MN = that part of WI + flat farmy NW and south + blonde giants from the north living in the woods and playing hockey

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

god you guys i am seriously excited about hockey this year for some reason

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

xps

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

gabbenb jr^^^

i do have a lot of fascinating opinions on places i havent been

speaking of: the only states in the midwest are kansas, north dakota, iowa and florida (for demographic if not geographic ones). also the canadian provinces of alberta and manitoba

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.rumormillnews.com/pix6/9RegionsOfNorthAmerica.GIF

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

like am considering buying tickets to basically most gopher home games, if i can

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

Q: are you seriously excited about hockey this year for some reason

A: you're in the Midwest

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't read the thread so probably this has been said, but, having lived in both Indiana and Kansas (among a bunch of other places) I'd consider Indiana regionally different from Kansas...Indiana is ICP country whereas KS is way more western-feeling...more like Texas (where I also lived for a number of years) than like Illinois (where I also lived for a number of years; fuck I've lived a lot of (both shitty and cool) places).

Euler, Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Empty Quarter

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

i've only recently embraced my MNan-ness, and have decided to just let it flow through me

i will go ice-fishing this year

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

i will learn to cross-country ski

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

gbx no joke x-country skiing is ultrarad

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

ST PAUL CURLING CLUB

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

wait only if they serve booze or let us bring it with us

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

Q: are you familiar with the term 'loppet'?
A: you are from the midwest

cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

i know! i tried it for the first time last winter, and was like wait i used to think this was boring but secretly it's way fun and easy to do here

xp curling club!!!!

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

wait what the hell is a loppet

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

EVAN HOW HAVE YOU NOT XCOUNTRY SKIIED??

It's incredibly hard work but I predict u will like it.

xxxp

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

a loppet is a XC ski race!

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

My otherwise quite conservative family believes in global warming because you used to be able to reliably cross-country ski throughout most of the winter (thank u, lake effect snowfall!) and then suddenly you really couldn't anymore.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

i used to xcountry ski, maybe if i quit smoking i will join u

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

there is one that starts RIGHT BEHIND MY HOUSE every winter, it's crazy

xp i have heard whispers of this lake snowfall effect, particularly as it pertains to ski areas further up the mitten, but have never investigated because fuck it's just as far to colorado

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

The ski areas all suck FYI. I have been to all of them, although not in okay like 15 years. But they're not mountains.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

Um however many times they may use the word "mountain" in their literature and/or trademarked signage.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

Although they're not gettin any lake effect, cos they too far inland anyway.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

haaa i was getting bummed abt winter but now im excited abt winter sports i wont have the time or money to play

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

apparently there is a top-secret one i read about in powder magazine over ten years ago that is waaaaay up on the tip that just gets hammered w/snow, and has like A lift. ticket office is a card table in the parking lot or something

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

i need to hit my uncle up for hand-me-down XC ski stuff.

he owns a groomer

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

xp Oh yeah okay that might work.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

it is Mount Bohemia!

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

...aaaaand it's in the UP, nm

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr211/elikos91/usa3-1.jpg

discus

cherry blossom, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Technically true but it's not lived that way

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

I think the way Ohio is divvied up is pretty accurate.

kate78, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah but there are problems like this: most of the "Great Lakes Region" is really in the Midwest, but Western NY State is not Midwestern and so can't be in that subset. And it's silly to pretend that the GLR isn't mostly influenced by being surrounded by the Midwest, that is what it primarily IS.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

northern and southern coastal california have a lot more in common than say, north carolina and central texas.

iatee, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit have more in common with each other than they do with St. Louis, twin cities, Milwaukee. Maybe it needs an E. Great Lakes v. W. Great Lakes.

kate78, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Exactly. Really, MI should be split down the middle with the UP going to the Western GLR and everything Detroit/Ann Arbor/Lansing-related going to the East.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

"Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit have more in common with each other than they do with St. Louis, twin cities, Milwaukee."

I think I would put Milwaukee with Detroit and Buffalo. They have a ton in common, the inhabitants of all three even talk exactly the same.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

Milwaukee, though (and to an extent even Chicago), just feel so much more midwestern to me, what with being perched out there on the edge of the prairie and all.

kate78, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

feels pretty great lakes to me, actually. no grain silos here, just factories and werehouses.

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

The only problem with turning into a Craftsman Bungalow during a full moon is rearranging all the built-ins afterward.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

feels pretty great lakes to me, actually. no grain silos here, just factories and werehouses.

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:52 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Totally, Milwaukee, Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo. They all have the same feel to me, I've had to good fortune to have spent a lot of time in all of them. Milwaukee is much more like Buffalo than it is like DesMoines or Omaha, trust me.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

lol bootheel

bnw, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.commoncensus.org/maps/nfl_1280.gif

bit annoying that the squares for the cities are placed arbitrarily on the map instead of correct location but the influence shading is whats interesting of course

Iowans are a divided bunch when it comes to NFL! (as are Angelenos)

cherry blossom, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

weird how coastal carolina is all skins fans. what a waste of their own perfectly awful franchise.

del griffith, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

If you think that's bad, you should see our baseball allegiances.

(It's mostly love the Cubs and hate the Cards, or vice versa.)

postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

I used to live in Iowa: Bears, Chiefs, Vikings, Packers Country. No Rams, of course.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

Actually there may be rams fans there now, post-Warner. I lived there pre-Warner.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

here is one for baseball

http://www.commoncensus.org/maps/mlb_1280.gif

it actually has you a lot less divided w cubs being predominant

cherry blossom, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

The Midwest is less a region and more a state of mind.

Random, Friday, 25 June 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

We of the midwest are more characterized by our differences than what we have in common. Because of this natural tendancy to try and find commonality in a seemingly arbitrarily assigned group, we thus ask eachother and often disagree on what exactly constitutes "The Midwest" in the first place. Anyone from our neck of the woods can tell you at least one diffence between two given states, but as we geographically narrow down, that same person may be able to give a dozen differences between one county and the next, and a veritable littany differences between one town and another not 7 seven miles away.

Random, Friday, 25 June 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

don't know where else to put this

http://fakeisthenewreal.org/img/reform/electoral10-1100.jpg

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 15 February 2013 22:47 (twelve years ago)

what's with all these hippy state names

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)

tribute to steve shasta imo

mookieproof, Friday, 15 February 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

i hope 'firelands' is a tribute to the flaming cuyahoga

mookieproof, Friday, 15 February 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

"King" as in Creole, not MLK I'm guessing

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 15 February 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

This has probably been argued to death upthread, but as someone who grew up in SE Ohio, I have to say that part of OH is NOT midwestern. Appalachian all the way. And KY is Southern, don't be crazy ppl.

emilys., Friday, 15 February 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

Love that Chicago is in the state of Gary.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 15 February 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

actually i think chicago is its own thing, just surrounded by gary

mookieproof, Friday, 15 February 2013 23:56 (twelve years ago)

The Firelands refers to an area of Ohio where people from Connecticut were resettled after their towns were burned by the British during the Revolutionary War.

kate78, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

that is kind of great

sad that their towns got burned and then they had to become browns fans tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

maybe THAT's why they're called the browns

yknow like they're charred from being burned

...

I'll leave

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

anyway Mendocino is lame I'd rather live in Shasta

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_KeqmdiQoY

no wai

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:41 (twelve years ago)

Salt Lake should really be a patchwork of odd principalities and city-states like Hapsburg Germany

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

it would be if not for the roman empire of exxon mobil uniting the peasants under common cause

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

it does nail down how a handful of ppl from shiprock/salt lake/ogalalla are sending a bunch of senators to dc

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

This has probably been argued to death upthread, but as someone who grew up in SE Ohio, I have to say that part of OH is NOT midwestern. Appalachian all the way. And KY is Southern, don't be crazy ppl.

pretty much agree, though cincinnati/SW ohio where i grew up is midwestern with strong appalachian influences. and despite being next to kentucky it's not southern at all. appalachian and southern aren't mutually exclusive, though they can be. fwiw appalachian refugees moved to detroit to work in the car factories too and michigan's as midwest as you can get. regional roots get twisted is all

screen scraper (m coleman), Saturday, 16 February 2013 11:12 (twelve years ago)

my son reports that one of his hs classmates (in nyc) said this week "maryland's in the midwest right?" lol provincialism

screen scraper (m coleman), Saturday, 16 February 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago)

Werethey talking about athletic.conferences? Because I could undersand some confusion on that point.

how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 12:33 (twelve years ago)

that would make sense but apparently this is a girl who also famously said "oh the yankees that's a football team right?"

screen scraper (m coleman), Saturday, 16 February 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

do MN folks consider themselves midwesterners or Great Plainers?

having lived in both KS and IL recently, the places don't share a culture. KS is wild west, IL is calm farmland + urbanity. I think of the strip from ND down into TX as a single unit, the plains, maybe including MO and AR as part of that. Big 12 country, more or less, before things went bonkers.

Euler, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

every time i haved talked to minnesota folks about whether ohio (where i'm from) is part of the midwest they always say "no, that's east coast"

marcos, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

ha really? i would call it midwest for sure, def not east coast

i guess as mn dude i think of us as midwest, def dont think many people here consider themselves great plains

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

Great Lakes >>>> Great Plains

gbx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

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Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Hm well that didn't work.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

yeah i am down with the great lakes description for sure

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

Another map that fucks up upper michigan. Idiots.

Anyway no way Montana is part of the Midwest. I drive between WA and Michigan every summer or so and this map from last week of baseball team affiliation pretty much sums up my interpretation about the divide between the Midwest and Northwest in terms of terrain and general disposition - the Twins area is the Midwest, the Mariners area is Northwest, and central Montana is some sort of netherworld purgatory

http://i.imgur.com/ZmPJ0m0.png

joygoat, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

does that map say no one is a fan of the mets

j., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

netherworld purgatory

see also Virginia and lol.

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

No love for the A's either. In no way shape or form is Pennsylvania part of the Midwest.

DavidLeeRoth, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

cubs/brewers/tigers/twins = def midwest

i guess when i think of Midwest what i'm really thinking of is Upper Midwest: eastern bits of the Dakotas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, maybe Iowa and northern Illinois (really just Chicagoland)

Missouri/Indiana/greater Illinois....that's like a whole other, distinct region to me

and Ohio has always seemed too far east to me to count and yet it seems the most quintessentially midwestern? i never know what to do with Ohio

gbx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

i do agree with that 538 thing inasmuch as Iowa is The Midwestern State (more so than Illinois imo)

gbx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

how could anyone be in any doubt that wisconsin is part of the midwest? have they BEEN here?

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)

also who in hell thinks west virginia is the midwest? it was part of virginia, one of the original colonies, for chrissakes.

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

Southern Illinois is more of a border south area, as is true of southern Indiana. Calling Kentucky a Midwestern state is, as amply pointed out already, insane. Iowa is the very heart of the Midwest.

Aimless, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

does that map say no one is a fan of the mets

― j., Tuesday, April 29, 2014 12:35 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think there were any districts in which the mets had a larger fanbase than the yankees, no. not even in the neighborhoods surrounding the mets ballpark.

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

yeah states should be evaluated by how similar they are to Iowa

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

doncha know

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

i guess when i think of Midwest what i'm really thinking of is Upper Midwest: eastern bits of the Dakotas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, maybe Iowa and northern Illinois (really just Chicagoland)

This is pretty much how I see it but only because I grew up in Michigan and basically everyone I know is there, in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and the Chicago area. Iowa, southern Illinois, the Dakotas, Kansas, Nebraska - that's all like great plains or farmland and is of no concern to me. Ohio is a black hole that I know nothing about but a lot of people I know hate it. Missouri is definitely the south.

So basically if you aren't touching Lakes Superior, Michigan, or Huron GTFO.

joygoat, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

see "great plains or farmland" pretty much equates to Midwest for me. If you're far from a coast, there's no mountains for hundreds of miles, it gets hot n humid in summer and pretty damn cold in winter, you're in Midwest.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

Ohio is the heart of it all.

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

you've got a friend in non-midwestern pennsylvania

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

Granny Dainger otm. As someone who grew up in Chicago and took yearly car trips to Omaha, I consider both -- and everything in between -- to be equally midwest.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

People have really strong feelings about this.

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

The US Census Bureau has an official answer to this, right?

(It seems more or less in line with what I thought, although I wasn't sure about KS and MO.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

https://cdn.citylab.com/media/img/citylab/2019/08/midwest_metros_map_hero/940.png

We surveyed more than 12,000 people (and counting) about the most contentious border question in the U.S. to reveal the true geography of America’s midsection.

https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/08/where-is-the-midwest-map-geography-great-lakes-rust-belt/597082

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 19:09 (six years ago)

truth

j., Friday, 30 August 2019 20:59 (six years ago)

there would be more green parts in nebraska but they don't have computers in that part of nebraska

j., Friday, 30 August 2019 21:00 (six years ago)

wanna know what these people in amarillo and memphis and providence are thinking

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 21:02 (six years ago)

I grew up in Southern Illinois. I'm a Midwest purest = OH, IN, MI, IN, IL, WI, MN, IA, MO.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 30 August 2019 22:10 (six years ago)

If cincinatti is in the midwest, all of kentucky must be in.

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 August 2019 22:56 (six years ago)

nope, too far south

j., Friday, 30 August 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

outside the ❤️

j., Friday, 30 August 2019 22:58 (six years ago)

back to the core, the heart states. echo and the bunnymen

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 23:13 (six years ago)

I feel like once you’re north of the twin cities a ways, Minnesota becomes something else. If you can see a moose, you’re not really in the midwest anymore maybe

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:16 (six years ago)

eastern Nebraska definitely midwest, once you get past the Omaha/Lincoln corridor it turns into a plains state eventually

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:17 (six years ago)

^ watch carefully as this deceptively mild-mannered hawkeye attempts to lock down a spurious authority to exclude his bemidjian compatriots from the promised land

j., Friday, 30 August 2019 23:32 (six years ago)

i'm not saying it's not part of the midwest, at all, but my understanding of the upper peninsula is that it might actually be part of another world

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 23:34 (six years ago)

I would throw Oklahoma into the midwest and maybe North Texas. They both have more in common with that than the south or southwest.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:40 (six years ago)

no big 10, no credibility

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 23:54 (six years ago)

People, plains states are not the Midwest, they are a whole other thing.

Also, just because some cross border inbredness occurs in areas like Southern Illinois-Southern Indiana-Western Kentucky (or Southern OH/Northern KY) doesn't mean Western Kentucky is the Midwest, anymore than the fact that Eastern Kentucky is Appalachia transforms Indiana into Appalachia by virtue of their shared border.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Saturday, 31 August 2019 00:56 (six years ago)

I feel like a 250 mile radius surrounding the sears tower is the midwest.

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:05 (six years ago)

Or maybe it is an ellipse with foci at the longitude of chicago and east chicago

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:07 (six years ago)

*longitudes

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:07 (six years ago)

thank you for not suggesting a radius around touchdown jesus

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:12 (six years ago)

I grew up in the upper peninsula and it is definitely the Midwest but also indeed another world; northern Wisconsin and Minnesota are kind of in this realm too but the UP feels much more like Alaska or Canada in a lot of ways due to the isolation from the bulk of the states population. That map seems right to me with “Great Lakes” and “rust belt” and “great plains” being three distinct sub-regions.

The thing about eastern vs western Dakotas feels true to me also - I drove from MI to WA a lot and somewhere in the western third of the state it became “the west”.

Also looking at that made me realize I always think of KS, NE, IL, and IA as the Midwest but never Missouri for some arbitrary reason. I’ve never been to Missouri though.

joygoat, Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:15 (six years ago)

Like Western NY has more in common with Northern OH than NYC, but now we are going to say that NY is in the Midwest? No.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Saturday, 31 August 2019 01:27 (six years ago)

joygoat, this whole general thang has a lot to do with it i think: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Compromise

j., Saturday, 31 August 2019 02:46 (six years ago)

grew up in western NY state which I thought of even as a kid as part of the midwest

Dan S, Saturday, 31 August 2019 02:50 (six years ago)

i don't want to discount your lived experience out of hand, but also you are a literal madman

great lakes, yes. rust belt, yes. some shit about the erie canal, yes. midwest tho? c'mon

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:05 (six years ago)

how many pronunciations of 'bagel' and 'Mario' can one midwest hold?

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

one

j., Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:16 (six years ago)

https://mario-lemieux.com/wp-content/uploads/Mario-Lemieux-2-04.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:20 (six years ago)

Also looking at that made me realize I always think of KS, NE, IL, and IA as the Midwest but never Missouri for some arbitrary reason. I’ve never been to Missouri though.

in many ways, literal and psychedelic, but also anti-psychedelic, missouri is the combination of all those states

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

thank you for not suggesting a radius around touchdown jesus

― mookieproof

and thank you for mentioning touchdown jesus.

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 August 2019 03:40 (six years ago)

For some reason I think of Missouri more as “the south” than any of the places that surround it on three sides. Or at least more south than north and nothing that is the south can be the Midwest.

joygoat, Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:03 (six years ago)

Missouri is Midwestern, but not 100% Midwest.

You can't ever have owned slaves or started a catfish farm in the Midwest. They just had a machine-gun shooting governor resign over a weird S&M episode – that ain't the Midwest I know!

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:10 (six years ago)

But they do call Coke "Pop," so that kinda tips it back to Midwest.

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:11 (six years ago)

Sorry I wasn't here originally, but my son was born the day before this thread was started.

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:12 (six years ago)

They just had a machine-gun shooting governor resign over a weird S&M episode

too true -- that's more of a razorbacks ball coach thing

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:21 (six years ago)

S&M governor seems like an incredibly midwestern thing to me - is it just that it went public and he resigned instead of just having a sex dungeon until he died?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:47 (six years ago)

Like it's on brand for Texas to have a governor talk about secession but if one resigned because of that, shit would be weird.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 31 August 2019 04:48 (six years ago)

Dallas feels like the midwest

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 August 2019 06:18 (six years ago)

I lived in east central kansass for a number of years and I don’t think it is midwest. It definitely sucks though!

L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 31 August 2019 08:06 (six years ago)

Maybe it is a Midwestern thing to resign over that. It'd be a southern governor who' d go, yeah I tied her up, took her picture and wore blackface throughout the whole thing. What you gonna do about it?

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 11:15 (six years ago)

Every month, we publish this regular report from Creighton University, and every month, my editor and I just look at each other and go, Welp...

https://i.imgur.com/J4aeRxi.png

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

You can't ever have owned slaves or started a catfish farm in the Midwest. They just had a machine-gun shooting governor resign over a weird S&M episode – that ain't the Midwest I know!

― pplains

excuse me are you familiar with the political career of ex-cincinnati mayor jerry springer

also, sorry about your slower economic growth

Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Saturday, 31 August 2019 14:32 (six years ago)

Every month, we publish this regular report from Creighton University, and every month, my editor and I just look at each other and go, Welp...

― pplains, Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:03 AM (three hours ago)

I guess ND, SD, NE, KS, and OK are the pplains states.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Saturday, 31 August 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Ekxncoy.png

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:01 (five years ago)

Cool map, but I think using the label "Cultural Areas" shows a misunderstanding of what is required to make a distinct culture.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

not quite sure how to break it up, but i don't think you can put new england all in one

also aimless otm

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

"Resides within Cultural Area #27" is pretty much all that a Las Vegas casino owner, a west Texas oil rig mechanic, a Scottsdale tax attorney, a Navajo sheep rancher, a Santa Fe pottery thrower, and a Yuma lettuce farmer have in common culturally except for the fact that they all smoke hella weed.

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

Deep South too big. You need some sort of Delta region in there too.

I get that this is a "Cultural" map, but c'mon. Sallisaw, Oklahoma, ain't the Deep South.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

listen everybody, i did the best i could on this map

i'm open to feedback but let's keep it constructive

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

two years pass...

after 2 years, the washington post study we commissioned is finally done! here are the results:

https://i.imgur.com/tht9XVl.png

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/07/29/airbnb-the-most-midwestern-things/

additionally, the team at the post was able to come up with the definitive list, so there should be no need for any more disagreement on this subject until new states are added or subtracted to the united states

Note: The 12 Midwestern states are Iowa, Indiana, Wisconsin, North Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio and South Dakota

Finally, all of these states have been ranked by midwesterness. sorry South Dakota, you have been relegated, and Ohio you are *this* close to getting the boot:

https://i.imgur.com/6h0NjG3.png

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 15:22 (three years ago)

that's right

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2022 16:11 (three years ago)

I question the methodology of that last list. Notice that it’s the states with bigger cities that place nearer the bottom of the list. Maybe if you’re listing an Airbnb in a place like Detroit or Chicago or Cleveland you don’t have to add the descriptor “Midwest” bc everyone knows what those places are like. Also the Midwesternness of those areas is not in question, whereas a more borderline case like some town in Iowa, which is not obviously Midwestern, would call for “Midwest” in the listing to sort of suggest to renters what they’re getting into.

Josefa, Tuesday, 2 August 2022 17:43 (three years ago)

You'll never convince me that Iowa's Midwestern status is a "borderline case."

https://i.imgur.com/FKkonnE.png

pplains, Tuesday, 2 August 2022 20:22 (three years ago)

xp I would make the same case, Josefa. Nobody in even southern Minnesota is going to post about Midwestern ambience, it'll be about lakes, fishing, or proximity to Minneapolis. And the vast majority in Illinois are in Chicago and they'd mention local amenities

also Iowa is insanely midwestern, what are you talking about

I've previously mentioned my corn index for Midwesterness (you can argue historical standards and the midwesterness of the rust belt as alternatives) but imo the more corn planted, the more midwestern. So you get Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, eastern Nebraska, etc etc

not-xp: corn sweat is real, 38% humidity today and 100 degrees outside

mh, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 02:56 (three years ago)

Pretty sure these points are made in the article itself iirc

jaymc, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 04:18 (three years ago)

38% humidity today

OH POOR YOU.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 13:17 (three years ago)

In my state, the humidity is so high that the air smells like corn sweat ... and we don't have any corn.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 13:18 (three years ago)

More like soybean sweat.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 13:49 (three years ago)

the humidity wasn't terrible, the 100 degrees on top of it was a bit more irritating

mh, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 13:52 (three years ago)


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