Help me come up with something to put on a protest sign for the Westboro Baptist Church tomorrow

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Stupid anti-everything people are coming to my school tomorrow and I think I'd like to join along side of them. I was thinking making a big "WE WANT HEN FAP" poster?

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

crossed-out hat with bar of soap on it, no words or explanations

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

BAN l0u1s jagg3r

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

What kind of school would allow those people in?

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Stevie teaches at the We Don't Mind The Crazies School For Boys IIRC

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Westboro Baptist Church: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated

Neil S, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

MAKE BESTIALITY LEGAL

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

PI 3.14

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

^^^YES (xp polyphonic)

What kind of school would allow those people in?

― StanM, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:09 PM (1 minute ago)

eh, we get these turds at my school too

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

"I'M NOT VERY POLITE"

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

Gay Poll (POLL RESULTS IN)

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

RUB ONE OUT FOR JESUS

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

EDAM IS THE DEVILS CHEESE*

*It has a red skin = proof.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

THE SWEET/SAVORY DICHOTOMY LIMITS OUR VIEW OF FOOD

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

ok can we seriously poll these and you put the winner on a sign?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

I AM SO ANGRY, I AM HOLDING UP A SIGN

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

AT LEAST I'M NOT MORMON

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

I POOPED MY PANTS.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

CHAZBAPTIST

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

CRAZY SLOGAN

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

Well, they're protesting in front of the Jewish house on College Ave. Lolblatantantisemitism

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

WHERE IS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, WHO SEEKS MARRIAGE?

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

WHY BECAUSE IT LOOK INTERSTING

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

ONE BOOB IS FREE WITH ONE

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

I WAS THE DRUMMER FOR GAY DAD

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

Equality for ALL God's hates:

1. Homosexual acts (Leviticus 18:22).

2. Bestiality (Leviticus 18:23)

3. Idols, and the materials used to make idols (Deuteronomy 7:25)

4. Blemished sacrifices (Deuteronomy 17:1)

5. Worshipping the sun, moon or stars (Deuteronomy 17:3-4)

6. Divination (Deuteronomy 18:10)

7. Astrology (Deuteronomy 18:10)

8. Enchanters (Deuteronomy 18:10)

9. Witches (Deuteronomy 18:10)

10. Charmers (Deuteronomy 18:11)

11. Wizards (Deuteronomy 18:11)

12. Necromancers (Deuteronomy 18:11)

13. Transvestitism (Deuteronomy 22:5)

14. The hire of a whore (Deuteronomy 23:18)

15. Remarriage to a former wife after she has been married to another man (Deuteronomy 24:4)

16. Dishonest scales (Deuteronomy 25:13-16)

17. Workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5)

18. The wicked (Psalm 11:5)

19. Those who love violence (Psalm 11:5)

20. The froward (Proverbs 3:32)

21. A proud look (Proverbs 6:16-17)

22. A lying tongue (Proverbs 6:17)

23. Hands that shed innocent blood (Proverbs 6:17)

24. A heart that devises wicked imaginations (Proverbs 6:18)

25. Feet that are swift in running to mischief (Proverbs 6:18)

26. A false witness who speaks lies (Proverbs 6:19)

27. Anyone who sows discord among brethren (Proverbs 6:19)

28. Lying lips (Proverbs 12:22)

29. The sacrifices of the wicked (Proverbs 15:8)

30. The ways of the wicked (Proverbs 15:9)

31. The thoughts of the wicked (Proverbs 15:26)

32. The proud in heart (Proverbs 16:5)

33. Those who justify the wicked (Proverbs 17:15)

34. Those who condemn the just (Proverbs 17:15)

35. Vain sacrifices (Isaiah 1:13)

36. Feasts as Israel celebrated them (Isaiah 1:14)

37. Robbery for burnt offering (Isaiah 61:8)

38. Idolatry (Jeremiah 44:2-4)

39. Evil plans against neighbors (Zechariah 8:17)

40. False oaths (Zechariah 8:17)

41. Esau (Malachi 1:1-3; Romans 9:13)
[Actually, it’s "Jacob have I loved, and Esau have I hated" -ed.]

42. Divorce (Malachi 2:14-16)

43. The deeds of the Nicolaitans (Revelation 2:6, 15)

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

WAIT A SECOND, JEWS ARE AWESOME

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

I LIKE LATKES

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

My friend was going to make an "I LOVE BAGELS" sign

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

38. Idolatry (Jeremiah 44:2-4)

Ha, doesn't this defeat the point of all christianity?

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS BLACK

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

WAIT A SECOND, JEWS ARE AWESOME

― ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:18 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

I think you should go with this. Well unless we think of something funnier.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

$10 TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO FRENCHES ALL OF THE WESTBORO PROTESTERS

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Y'all
Harass
Westboro
Haters

^^^true meaning of tetragrammaton

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

I like picture signs.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/14/fred_phelps_3b.jpg

Otter madness (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

I'm torn between J0hn's [NO SOAP ON HATS] and Abbott's I'M NOT VERY POLITE

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

P.S. I have to be able to draw this with a sharpie on posterboard

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

either "make bestiality legal" or "rub one out for jesus"

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

<--- LOL

(make sure you stand to their left)

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

THIS DUDE TO MY LEFT ONCE SODOMISED A SHEEP

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

big picture of elliott gould with an arrow pointing to him and the words, "THIS WAS THE COOLEST MAN ON THE PLANET IN 1973"

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

ha, xpost.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

Practise here: http://www.says-it.com/wbc/

http://i37.tinypic.com/zv5fq.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

WE SHOULD BE IGNORED

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A ZOOM-A ZOOM ZOOM IN A POOM-POOM

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

WE ALSO SELL AMWAY

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

GOD HATES SIGNS

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

MY KITTIE IS PURRRRRRFECT

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

MY OTHER PROTEST IS A BLACK PANTHER MARCH

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

is there a way to put an animated gif on a sign?

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd246/dc19124/snoop.gif

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HAD WANTED ME TO BE ACCEPTING OF GAYS, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE WARMTH AND COMPASSION TO DO SO

Darin, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

DON'T LOOK AT ME
I'M HIDEOUS

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!! XOXOXO

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://14.media.tumblr.com/N5LTpZdDIqit7pnjokGe73M6o1_500.jpg

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

AT THE NEXT BIG JEW MEETING CAN Y'ALL TELL WOODY ALLEN TO STOP MAKING CRAPPY MOVIES? OH WAIT, VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA WAS KINDA DOPE. MY BAD, I'LL JUST GO HOME.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

n/a you just made ma laugh hard

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

ANAL BLEACHING HURTS

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha n/a, awesome

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

enlarge & print

http://www.newsblues.com/Secure/Images/Photos/oreilly_rant.jpg

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

FACEPALM.GIF

bnw, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

WON'T IT BE GREAT WHEN THESE GUYS DIE AND FIND THEMSELVES IN HELL?

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

OW MY BALLS

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

I'M WITH STUPID
[arrow points up]

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT THE POST-PROTEST PISS ORGY

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/father_ted_down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg

What do you want? This ain't an egg shop (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

HIPPIES FOR LEVITICUS 19:27

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

LONELY GUY THINKING BAOUT JEWS

bnw, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH GO HOME (AND TAKE YOUR PURPLE ASTROVAN WITH YOU)

alexfromnycderpoolera (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

CUZ (it's a) SIN

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Can you get them evicted by having your sign be "Eat at Denny's" or "The Party Never Stops at [Local Dance Radio Station]"
(There might be city ordinances against commercial advertising and in the confusion they could be mistakenly evicted as corporate shills?)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

ABORT MISSION

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

CHOCOLATE > VANILLA

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

IF YOU'RE INTO SMITING
CONSIDER ME SMITTEN

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

THE MUSIC IS ONLY THE MELODY

alexfromnycderpoolera (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'M WITH STUPID
[arrow points up]

― cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:36 PM (3 minutes ago)

yesssss

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

DIET SMITE

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

IF YOU'RE INTO SMITING
CONSIDER ME SMITTEN

― cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:40 PM

I like this one.

Otter madness (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

I'M WITH STUPID
[arrow points up]

― cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:36 PM (3 minutes ago)

yesssss

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 27, 2009 3:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i vote 4 this

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

CE N'EST PAS UN SIGNE

(My frenches are awful)

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

CE N'EST PAS UN PLACARD

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

וְלִפְנֵי עִוֵּר לֹא תִתֵּן מִכְשֹׁל וְיָרֵאתָ מֵּאֱלֹהֶיךָ אֲנִי יְהוָה

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

GIVE THE CHILDREN JESUS JUICE

Also yessssssssss on the I'm With Stupid ^^^^

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

Suggest Ban Permalink

LONELY GUY THINKING BAOUT JEWS

― bnw, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:38 PM (12 minutes ago)

big lol

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

FRASERE CRANE TELEVISION PROGRAMME

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son
but still let 'Arrested Development' get cancelled.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

CHRISTIANITY RUINED REVEREND RUN.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HAD WANTED ME TO BE ACCEPTING OF GAYS, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE WARMTH AND COMPASSION TO DO SO
― Darin, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 8:30 PM

^ i vote this

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? NOT THIS.

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Since you'll probably get suspended over this: FREE STEVIE D

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

DO YOU WANT TO BE HAPPIER

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT MY TSCHOSTKES

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

DICK
AND
BALLS

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HAD WANTED ME TO BE ACCEPTING OF GAYS, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE WARMTH AND COMPASSION TO DO SO

From the Onion, no?

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

You guys you can't get suspended from college! Also, the rest of the college is protesting this too. No one wants them here

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

ANALINGUS OR GTFO

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

oh in that case,
PALIN 2012

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

R.I.P. KENNETH PINYAN

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

Should I love my neighbour if I live next to a bath house?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

FREE ROMAN POLANSKI

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT EXTRA SOMETHING IN SODOMY!

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE WRECKED

alexfromnycderpoolera (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

RECTUM?
DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

santorum.jpg

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

READ THIS AND
TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT ASSFUCKING

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

haha

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

SUGGEST BAN

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

(goole is winning thread)

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

RECTUM?
DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM.

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:11 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Please use this.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

i'm w/ stupid is incredible

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Lolled @

FREE ROMAN POLANSKI
PALIN 2012
ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN
MAKE BESTIALITY LEGAL
AT LEAST I'M NOT MORMON

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

COMMEMORATIVE SCRAPBOOKS: $15

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah "ask me about my grandchildren" is condescending and cutting (which is great!), but might go over some heads

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HATES BUTTSEX
WHY DID HE INVENT
THE PROSTATE ???

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah "ask me about my grandchildren" is condescending and cutting (which is great!), but might go over some heads

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:19 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is kinda going over my head

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

WHY DOESN'T BAPTIST PEOPLE EVER WANNA ROCK?

nickn, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

unless i'm missing something, it's implicating them as old and out of touch

xp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

I AIN'T GONNA PLAY SUN CITY

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

xp oh that's what I thought

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

I was going to say, aren't some of his grandchildren probably at the protest, too?

some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HATES BUTTSEX
WHY DID HE INVENT
THE PROSTATE ???

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, October 27, 2009 2:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

some shouting fundamentalist w/ a crazy sign in the middle of my old college demonstrated that that men cannot have sex with each other, by banging two male ends of a power strip together and shouting IT JUST DOESNT WORK NOW DOES IT

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

god hates atoms

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

"by banging two male ends of a power strip together and shouting IT JUST DOESNT WORK NOW DOES IT"

Ugh! Prop comedy

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

SHAPES ARE OBJECTS TOO

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

GOD HATES NEW JERSEY

...And You Will Know Us by the BLAZE of YA DEAD HOMIE (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

GOD KILLED SNAPE

...And You Will Know Us by the BLAZE of YA DEAD HOMIE (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

JESUS CHRIST

its a lion get in the car

...And You Will Know Us by the BLAZE of YA DEAD HOMIE (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

TITTAYS FOR JUGGALOS

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

NEDEN PARTY

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

2009 UNITED BIGOTS OF AMERICA CONVENTION
KEYNOTE SPEAKER: DAVID DUKE
OMNI HOTEL, FIESTA BALLROOM
8:00 A - 3:00 P

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

MOM, MY CAR BROKE DOWN
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PICK ME UP

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

Get A BRAIN! MORANS

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

MORE LIKE DUDE-ERONOMY
(THIS PROTEST IS A SAUSAGE FEST)

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

The 12 hour or 1/2 Day clock is an intended EVIL against humanity -
indicting every human on Earth as Dumb, Educated Stupid and Evil -
for imaginary Cubed Earth has 4
Days within simultaneous rotation.

One God would equal a God Dunce
as Humans evolve from Children.

...And You Will Know Us by the BLAZE of YA DEAD HOMIE (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN FUCK OFF FOR BEING BORING

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

CAN I GET YOUR SISTER EMAIL ADDRESS WHY BECAUSE SHE LOOK INTERESTING

President Keyes, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS
ABOUT THOSE TWILIGHT
MOVIES, BUT I DUNNO

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

^^^haiku fail

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

Dan, how many PSB song titles can you jam into your slogans?

fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

DO YOU HANKER
FOR A HUNKA
CHEESE
?

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

^ lol i just about posted that on the nutrition nazi thread

cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

IN DENIAL? BE SHAMELESS AND RENT A NEW YORK CITY BOY!

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

these do not fit nicely on posters

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

oh, well then:

TITS

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

do

I'M WITH STUPID
(arrow points up)

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/poyid4/oxxxes.jpg

Turbohongro (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

DISCREET PROTEST MASSAGE WITH FULL RELEASE

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

GOVERNMENT IN MY UTERUS

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

WHICH WEH? YAHWEH!

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

IF GOD HATES FAGS WHY U SO UGLY AND THEY SO FAB?

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

IN THIS ECONOMY?

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

YEAH, RIGHT 13 DUDES WANDER AROUND IUDAEA FOR 3 YEARS
AND NO-ONE TOUCHES WANG

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

BABA BOOEY!

MaresNest, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

HATERS GONNA HATE

Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

animated HGH sign would be cutting edge

how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna say, make a flipbook or something

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

WE MAD

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

INRI IIRC

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

their protest group is always more women than men, right?

THE AXE EFFECT ->

StanM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

WHO WOULD JESUS FUCK?

Darin, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

OH SHIT A BEAR

clotpoll, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

lol i thought u weren't gonna go stevie? turns out fuckers hate ireland too i read a thing, dnr they are all just one family too.

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

also yeah HATERZ GONNA HATE

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

INRI IIRC

yeah, that's the one.

you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

So, how did it go?

http://i33.tinypic.com/2jfcep.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QzpzkTmrvjU/SuhJYEMa6fI/AAAAAAAAAkw/goEuF6qjArU/s400/DSCF1542.JPG

Dynamic Leia Dress (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ crystal pepsi

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

ya, A+!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol I have that Spiderman costume

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

somehow i knew that.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

I drew a bowler hat with a banana on it and crossed out. Stupid fucking cops wouldn't let me stand near them, so I had to stand with the counter protesters, which sort of defeated the purpose. They were only there for, like, 20 minutes tops.

Well hello, and welcome to my display name! Do you like this post? (Stevie D), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

I drew a bowler hat with a banana on it and crossed out.

pics

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

was it recognizably a banana or did the police push you back because they didn't want you waving around a "no dick hats" sign

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

WACK MCS NEED LOVE TOO

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

(n/a's made me laugh)

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Yo Stevie back in 1999 I was witness a k-razy preacher in almost the exact same location (across the street from the student center iirc)

much lower profile and no cops, just a Rabbi pointing out flaws in his logic and a big crowd laffin' it up

Elder Nguyen Seth (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

make that I witnessed

Elder Nguyen Seth (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgRLWMO78DY

Stevie D, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

4:40 y'all

<3

tehresa, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago)

I left the sign in the back of my friend's car. I hope she still has it.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago)

3:34
AAAAH!!!
AAAHHH!!
AAGAAGH!
AAAGAA!!

Erin Sylvester (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 07:08 (fifteen years ago)

omg stevie d you dude

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago)

BALLS IN MY ASS

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Haha yeah that was good. "Whats it mean?" "It means balls... or someone elses balls... in my ass!"

hulk would smash (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2624/4150036566_d7b6944034_o.jpg

A banana on a hat - something we can all get behind.

the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

but its crossed out, so maybe we shouldnt?

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

never get behind a banana on a hat

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha oh my god that cap

Stevie D, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, I'm confused now because I would really quite like to get behind a banana on a hat. Specifically this one.
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Banana-Basket-Hat-Costume_B57B42CC.jpg

the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago)

NO, it's simply not allowed.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

stupid fucking cops wouldn't let me stand near them, so I had to stand with the counter protesters

What you need is a sign that says GODS HATES FAGS so you can get in amongst them but make it like those paper things we used to make at school where you cut into the paper and so when you move the paper it changes (is this making any sense?) and so instead of FAGS you could have PHELPS or instead of HATES have LOVES. I have no idea of how to do this practically. Maybe just a flip down bit would be easier.

the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I was JUST coming here to post that!

the penis cream pilot walked free (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

Better: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha. CA is a comics site partially run by an ILX alum

Don Homer (kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, LH

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Supreme Court just ruled that Westboro can protest military funerals.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

At what distance?

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure.

he Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that the First Amendment protects fundamentalist church members who mount attention-getting, anti-gay protests outside military funerals.

The court voted 8-1 in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan. The decision upheld an appeals court ruling that threw out a $5 million judgment to the father of a dead Marine who sued church members after they picketed his son's funeral.

Chief Justice John Roberts wrote the opinion for the court. Justice Samuel Alito dissented.

"What Westboro said, in the whole context of how and where it chose to say it, is entitled to 'special protection' under the First Amendment," Roberts wrote, "and that protection cannot be overcome by a jury finding that the picketing was outrageous."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Ruling here

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

On the whole, I concur. They have as much right as anybody to express their (asshole) opinions and the very idea of a tort of 'intentional infliction of mental anguish' is a dangerous slippery slope; it would just empower people to be exceptionally prickly about every- and anything and to seek every pretext to take offense.

I wish horrible things on the Westboro ppl, sadly, so that I can later ascribe it to God's wrath at whatever sins they are committing.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Summary of key findings via NYT

Chief Justice Roberts wrote in the ruling that three factors required a ruling in favor of the church group. First, he said, its speech was on matters of public concern. While the messages on the signs carried by its members “may fall short of refined commentary,” the chief justice wrote, “the issues they highlight — the political and moral conduct of the United States and its citizens, the fate of our nation, homosexuality in the military and scandals involving the Catholic clergy — are matters of public import.”

Second, he wrote, the relationship between the church and the Snyders was not a private grudge.

Third, the members of the church “had the right to be where they were.” They were picketing on a public street 1,000 feet from the site of the funeral, they complied with the law and with instructions from the police, and they protested quietly and without violence.

Chief Justice Roberts suggested that the proper response to hurtful protests are general laws creating buffer zones around funerals and the like, rather than empowering of juries to punish unpopular speech.

The opinion acknowledged that “Westboro’s choice added to Mr. Snyder’s already incalculable grief” and emphasized that the ruling was narrow and limited to the kinds of protests staged by the church.

Justice Stephen G. Breyer joined the majority opinion but wrote separately to say that other sorts of speech, including television broadcasts and Internet postings, might warrant different treatment.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110224/tc_digitaltrends/anonymousseizeswestborobaptistsdomainduringlivetvconfrontation

"God hates fags: assumption. Anonymous hates leeches: fact"

lol

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

I read this news yesterday and instantly felt bad.
I understand what Michael says upthread, but I can't help to think this is where an idealistic and abstract view of personal liberties clashes against the concrete and practical, mutual relationships that underlie the life of every community.

Marco Damiani, Friday, 11 March 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

Hey it's the Westboro chief clergy phone numbers!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkx2rcD9k1qjkzz8o1_400.jpg

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 July 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

waht

kkvgz, Friday, 1 July 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

The hackivist group Anonymous has been so kind as to leak the personal contact information of Westboro Church members. With a special thanks to Vets Against the WBC.

#OPWestboro Membership List. updated October 22, 2012.
Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-273-0325
Email: wbcl✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
Email: i✧✧✧@phelpscharte✧✧✧.c✧✧
Email: chockenbar✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
Phelps Law Firm
Phelps Chartered
1414 SW Topeka Boulevard
Topeka, KS 66612
PO Box 1886
Topeka, KS 66601
Phone: 785-233-4162
Fax: 785-233-0766
Fax: 785-969-9017
Email: i✧✧✧@phelpscharte✧✧✧.c✧✧
Email: s✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
Email: kjhoff✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
http://www.phelpschartered.com/
============================================================================================
— Abigail Phelps
Lawyer
Employee at SRS – Kansas Juvenile Justice Authority
Born 1968
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
3636 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: bg✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
Home: 785-273-7262
work: 785-296-7709
— Barak Phelps-Davis
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Rebekah Phelps-Davis
— Benaiah Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Benjamin C. Phelps
Born 1976
Son of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
Wife of Mara Jones-Phelps
3632 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
3636 SW Huntoon St
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: idontreadthisem✧✧✧@godhatesamer✧✧✧.c✧✧
Phone: 785-228-9239
Home: 785-233-4162
Phone: 785-228-9239
Phone: 785-273-0277
Phone: 785-273-1080
— Betty Joan Schurle-Phelps
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Born 1952
Wife of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
3600 SW Holly Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-273-0438
Home: 785-272-4135
Work: 785-296-3195
— Brent D. Roper-Phelps
Human Resources Lawyer for NAIC
Employee at Foot Locker
Born 1963
Husband of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
3640 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
3636 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-273-0277
Phone: 785-273-7262
Phone: 785-273-1080
Phone: 785-273-3726
Home: 785-273-1445
Home: 785-273-0277
Home: 785-272-1619
Home: 785-273-0325
Home: 785-273-0325
Work: 785-233-4162
Work: 785-273-0068
— Carmen A Phelps
Relative of Daniel F. Phelps
2621 SE Granger St
Topeka, KS 66605
Phone: 785-267-5157
— Caleb Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Charles F. Hockenbarger
Born 1974
Son of Karl D. Hockenbarger
Husband of Rachel I. Phelps-Hockenbarger
1284 SW Hillsdale
Topeka, KS 66604
3220 SW 17th St
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-232-1570
Phone: 785-232-2485
Home: 785-271-1619
Work: 785-273-0325
— Charles William “Bill” Hockenbarger
Member of Christian Identity
Born 1953
Husband of Mary Hockenbarger
711 NW Page
Topeka, KS 66617
3600 SW Holly Ln
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: chockenbar✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
Phone: 785-272-8569
Phone: 785-232-2485
Home: 785-246-1567
Work: 785-273-0325
Fax: 785-233-4162
— Chris Davis-Phelps
Born 1955
Husband of Rebekah Phelps-Davis
1216 SW Cambridge
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-272-7035
Home: 785-272-7741
— Daniel F. Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
2621 SE Granger St
Topeka, KS 66605
Phone: 785-267-5157
— Danielle Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
3119 SW Randolph Ave #204
Topeka, KS 66611
Phone: 785-267-3253
— David Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Karl D. Hockenbarger
— Davis R. Phelps
Relative of Chris Davis-Phelps
1216 SW Cambridge Ave
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-272-7741
Phone: 785-272-7035
— Deborah Kay Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Wife of Karl D. Hockenbarger
1929 SW Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Home: 913-233-1848
Work: 785-296-3959
— Deborah Phelps-Davis
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Rebekah Phelps-Davis
— Elisha Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Elizabeth “Libby” Phelps
Born ~ 1982-3-4
Daughter of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
2001 SW 2nd Street
Topeka, KS 66606
Home: 785-234-9694
Work: 785-233-0822
— Elizabeth Marie Phelps
Born 1962
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Manager at Sheltered Living, Inc
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
2001 SW 2nd Street
Topeka, KS 66606
Home: 785-234-9694
Work: 785-233-0822
— Fred W. Phelps, Jr
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Staff Attorney for Kansas Department of Corrections
Born 1953
Son of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Wife of Betty Joan Schurle-Phelps
3600 SW Holly Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: fre✧✧✧@godhatesf✧✧✧.c✧✧
Phone: 785-273-0438
Home: 785-273-0529
Work: 785-296-3195
— Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Founder of Westboro Baptist Church
Pastor of Westboro Baptist Church
Born 1929
Husband of Margerie “Margie” M. Simms
Westboro Baptist Church
3791 SW 12th Street
Topeka, KS 66604
Po Box 1886
Topeka, KS 66601
Email: wbcl✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
Email: i✧✧✧@phelpscharte✧✧✧.c✧✧
Phone: 785-272-4135
Phone: 785-273-0325
Phone: 785-273-0338
Fax: 785-273-9228
— Gabriel Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— George Stutzman
Born ~ 1950′s/1960′s
Fiance of Taylor Drain
— Gideon Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Charles F. Hockenbarger
Son of Rachel I. Phelps Hockenbarger
— Grace Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Daughter of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Hezekiah Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Isaiah Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Jack Wu
Born ~ 1982-83-84
Westboro Baptist Member
12400 W 161st St
Olathe, KS 66062
Home: 913-897-0607
— Jacob M. Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Jonathan Baxter Phelps
— Jacob Z. Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
— Jael Phelps
Nursing Student
Born ~ 1984-5-6
Daughter of Jonathan Baxter Phelps
— James Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Karl D. Hockenbarger
1929 SW Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Home: 913-233-1848
Work: 785-296-3959
— Jennifer Hockenbarger
Born 1977
Daughter of Karl D. Hockenbarger
Wife of Samuel Phelps-Roper
1929 SW Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Home: 913-233-1848
Work: 785-296-3959
— Jonah Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Jonathan Baxter Phelps
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Son of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Husband of Paulette Phelps-Ossiander
Born 1959
840 SW Watson
Topeka, KS 66606
Work: 785-233-4162
— Joseph Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Jonathan Baxter Phelps
— Joshua F. Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Joshua M. Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Jonathan Baxter Phelps
— Josaiah Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Charles F. Hockenbarger
Son of Rachel I. Phelps Hockenbarger
— Karl D. Hockenbarger
Member of Christian Identity
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Charles William “Bill” Hockenbarger
Husband of Deborah Kay Hockenbarger
1929 SW Lane
Topeka, KS 66604
Home: 913-233-1848
Work: 785-296-3959
— Katherine Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Daughter of Karl D. Hockenbarger
3642 SW Huntoon St
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-783-7217
— Lauren Drain
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Stephen “Steve” Drain
— LeAnn Phelps-Brown
Lawyer
Employee of Shawnee County Sheriff’s Department
Born 1966
Wife of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
3743 SW 12th Street
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-273-0365
Home: 785-273-4780
Work: 785-291-5100
Work: 785-233-4162
— Luci Drain
Born ~ 1950′s
Daughter of Stephen “Steve” Drain
— Luke Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Lydia Phelps-Davis
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Rebekah Phelps-Davis
— Malachai Phelps
Born 2005
Great-Grandson of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
— Mara Jones-Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Wife of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
3120 SW Westover Rd
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-235-6999
— Margerie “Margie” Marie Simms-Phelps
Born ~ 1930′s
Wife of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th Street
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: wbcl✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
Email: i✧✧✧@phelpscharte✧✧✧.c✧✧
Phone: 785-273-0325
Phone: 785-273-0338
Fax: 785-273-9228
— Margie Jean Phelps
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Employee of Kansas Department of Corrections
Born 1956
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
3734 SW 12th
Topeka, KS 66604
Landon State Office Building 900
Topeka, KS 66612
Email: margie✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
Phone: 785-273-0365
Home: 785-273-7380
Work: 785-296-3128
Work: 785-296-3317
— Margy “Margie”/”Megan” Phelps-Roper
Born ~ 1985-6-7
Daughter of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Mary Hockenbarger
Child Care Provider
Born ~ 1950′s
Wife of Charles William “Bill” Hockenbarger
711 NW Page
Topeka, KS 66617
Email: chockenbar✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
Home: 785-246-1567
— Micaiah Phelps-Davis
Born ~ 1991-2-3
Son of Rebekah Phelps-Davis
— Noah Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
— Paulette Phelps-Ossiander
Office Assistant at Phelps Chartered
Born 1960
Wife of Jonathan Baxter Phelps
840 SW Watson
Topeka, KS 66606
Work: 785-233-4162
— Rachel Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Charles F. Hockenbarger
Daughter of Rachel I. Phelps Hockenbarger
3600 SW Holly Ln
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-272-8569
Phone: 785-272-8559
— Rachel I. Phelps-Hockenbarger
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
YMCA Fitness Instructor
Born 1965
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Wife of Charles F. Hockenbarger
1284 SW Hillsdale
Topeka, KS 66604
3734 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604
1216 SW Cambridge Ave
Topeka, KS 66604
3220 SW 17th St
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-232-1570
Phone: 785-273-0365
Phone: 785-272-7035
Home: 785-271-1619
— Rebekah Phelps-Davis
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Born 1961
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Wife of Chris Davis
1216 SW Cambridge
Topeka, KS 66604
Home: 785-272-7741
— Rebekah Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Daughter of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
1205 SW Polk St #5B
Topeka, KS 66612
Phone: 785-783-3722
— Samuel Phelps-Roper
Born 1979
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
Husband of Jennifer Hockenbarger
3640 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
3708 SW Churchill
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-228-9287
Phone: 785-273-1080
Home: 785-273-1445
Home: 785-273-0277
Home: 785-272-1619
Home: 785-273-0325
Home: 785-273-0277
Home: 785-273-0325
Work: 785-233-4162
Work: 785-273-0068
— Sara Phelps
Born ~ 1980-1-2
Daughter of Fred W. Phelps, Jr
3600 SW Holly Ln
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-0273-0438
— Seth Phelps
Born ~ 2003-4-5
Great-Grandson of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
— Sharon M. Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Grand-Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
4128 SW 6th Ave #308
Topeka, KS 66606
Phone: 785-228-9323
— Shirley Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
Lawyer at Phelps Chartered
Born Oct. 10, 1957
Daughter of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Wife of Brent D. Roper
3640 SW Churchilll
Topeka, KS 66604
Email: s✧✧✧@c✧✧.n✧✧
Email: kjhoff✧✧✧@speakf✧✧✧.n✧✧
Email: th8as✧✧✧@godhatesamer✧✧✧.c✧✧
Email: brid1611✧✧✧@bellso✧✧✧.n✧✧
Email: i✧✧✧@phelpscharte✧✧✧.c✧✧
Phone: 785-273-1080
Phone: 785-272-8559
Home: 785-273-1445
Home: 785-273-0277
Home: 785-272-1619
Home: 785-273-0325
Home: 785-273-0277
Home: 785-273-0325
Work: 785-233-4162
Work: 785-273-0068
— Stephen “Steve” Drain
Born ~ 1950′s
Husband of Luci Drain
3801 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-228-1623
— Stephen Hockenbarger
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Charles F. Hockenbarger
Son of Rachel I. Phelps Hockenbarger
— Taylor Drain
Born ~ 1991-2-3
Daughter of Stephen “Steve” Drain
Fiance of George Stutzman
— Theresa Davis
Born ~ 1950′s/1960′s
Family Member of Chris Davis
3632 SW 12th Street
Topeka, KS 66604
Work: 785-291-7000
— Timothy “Tim”/”Timmy” B. Phelps
Lawyer
Employee of Shawnee County Department of Corrections
Born 1963
Son of Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr
Husband of LeAnn Phelps-Brown
3743 SW 12th Street
Topeka, KS 66604
Phone: 785-273-0365
Home: 785-273-4780
Work: 785-291-5100
Work: 785-233-4162
— Timothy Phelps Jr
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Son of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Victoria Phelps
Born ~ Mid-1980′s/Mid-1990′s
Daughter of Timothy “Tim/Timmy” B. Phelps
— Zacharias Phelps-Roper
Born ~ Mid-1970′s/Mid-1980′s
Son of Shirley Lynn Phelps-Roper
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Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 December 2012 08:02 (twelve years ago)

go here for the unborked emails:
http://www.armywtfmoments.com/leaked-wbc-personal-contact-information#.UM1_h2h9Qw

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 December 2012 08:03 (twelve years ago)

Signmovies?

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Sunday, 16 December 2012 08:38 (twelve years ago)

That post has already been deleted, naturally

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Sunday, 16 December 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago)

Ugh i made the mistake of reading statements by the WBC. Rage levels through the roof @ these people.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 16 December 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago)

I keep seeing "Nobody can do anything at these protests because they just sue". How can they get away with this? Free speech?

I don't really buy it, aren't some forms of hate-speech considered dangerous to the public? Like, i can't run around in a movie theater shouting "Fire!". If Muslim Jihadists were pulling this same trick, would they get the "Oh you can protest away, and anyone that interferes can be sued" treatment?

Feel like they are tolerated because conservative politicians favor their anti-gay message.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 16 December 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago)

That's a pretty inbred list of employees. Over 90% all in the same family.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 December 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago)

The WBC is considered a nonprofit organization by the federal government, and is therefore exempt from paying taxes.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 December 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago)

However tempting it may be to make martyrs of these detestable people by taking revenge upon them through the agency of this info, if you wish to preserve your intergrity the only safe form of using this would involve somehow making them feel ridiculous. With humorless fanatics that is almost an impossible dream.

Aimless, Monday, 17 December 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago)

Well, that's the real trick, now, innit? It's like the only effective tactic against fuckheads like these would be the one employed by everyone from Mark Twain to James T. Kirk, and that's laughter. Open mockery. Get somebody to the level of Chris Rock in his prime to go and bust on them.

Louis Theroux was barely able to crack an opening by pure empathy in relating to one of the (grand?)daughters a few years back, too.

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 17 December 2012 07:59 (twelve years ago)

liquid LSD filled water balloons

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Monday, 17 December 2012 08:56 (twelve years ago)

I keep seeing "Nobody can do anything at these protests because they just sue". How can they get away with this? Free speech?

I don't really buy it, aren't some forms of hate-speech considered dangerous to the public? Like, i can't run around in a movie theater shouting "Fire!". If Muslim Jihadists were pulling this same trick, would they get the "Oh you can protest away, and anyone that interferes can be sued" treatment?

Feel like they are tolerated because conservative politicians favor their anti-gay message.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i dont think shouting fire is hate speech... unless the thing you hate is people not being trampled... whats dangerous about what they do? they don't incite violence or cause any kind of public panic. do you really want our hypermilitarized cops corralling a bunch of dummies with signs?

someone could correct me but i doubt any conservative politician wants to be publicly aligned with the group that's most famous for protesting troop funerals

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 17 December 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago)

also a shitload of them are lawyers iirc and are very zealous about looking for any reason at all they can sue

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 17 December 2012 09:22 (twelve years ago)

They are awful horrible hateful people but they are def not dummies - that's how they get away with all this shit.

just1n3, Monday, 17 December 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago)

a large chunk of their protest steeze is part of their fundraising scheme; they bring civil suits against people who assault them

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago)

The "they are all-powerful lawyers and sue everyone" thing is a myth. They've successfully sued like twice in 20 years.

do you really want our hypermilitarized cops corralling a bunch of dummies with signs?

Yeah maybe you are right. At least they aren't OWS, so they don't pose a real threat. ;-)

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 December 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago)

Like him or not, I kinda liked Kevin Smith's response to these assclowns. They were following him across the country because of his Red State flick, so he just organized a massive counterprotest at each stop that dwarfed the WBC contingency.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 December 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago)

Fear of lawsuits shouldn't be a motivator. What's way hard is not acting like a horrible person yourself, when reacting to people who throw shit.

Aimless, Monday, 17 December 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/17/anonymous-vows-to-destroy-westboro-baptist-church-over-sandy-hook-picket-plans/

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago)

Their website is back up, i suggest Anonymous hit it harder.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 07:37 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-upbeat/girl-westboro-lemonade-stand-140819768.html

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/pink-mass-westboro-baptist-church-gay-satanists_n_3616642.html

ahahahahahaahahahahaha

Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

Lol

Treeship, Saturday, 20 July 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)

Fear of lawsuits shouldn't be a motivator. What's way hard is not acting like a horrible person yourself, when reacting to people who throw shit.

― Aimless, Monday, December 17, 2012 7:30 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cardamon, Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

previous 2 but one replies telling signs of the ilx times

NI, Sunday, 21 July 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)

Although I do think a lot of people sharing this around thinking it's jolly funny japes are probably just seeing an insult to Fred Phelps, without noticing it's actually an innocent woman's grave that's being 'messed with'.

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:32 (twelve years ago)

true but if that's your default reaction to someone's grave being messed with then you're a bit of a dick imo

oh and "Fred Phelp's mother died in 1935. By 1950, he was completely estranged from his family. None of them have anything whatsoever to do with WBC, which was founded in 1955."

NI, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)

And shitloads of people around the web saying 'Er, actually she's dead, so who cares? Like why are you worried about offending a dead person?' which is, well

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

um, the grave wasn't "messed with" unless you consider putting a few fingers on the stone "desecration", but w/e

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

cardamon otm throughout

call all destroyer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

And shitloads of people around the web saying 'Er, actually she's dead, so who cares? Like why are you worried about offending a dead person?' which is, well

― cardamon, Sunday, July 21, 2013 9:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people on the internet saying horrible things shockah

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

um, unless you consider a guy getting his cock out as 'a few fingers', but w/e

cutting hairs anyway, im with you bro, it's about time we got over the whole pissing about with graves taboo. i for one welcome this new world where i can take a massive shit on the grave of someone who annoyed me and internet dudes will cheer and high five

NI, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

tangent: these 'satanists' are about as scary as a pack of bronies with their fedoras and alternative lifestyle choices

NI, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

they're Laveyan satanists I take it

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

my first thought when i read this was actually "tsk tsk people should respect the dead" but then i wrote "lol" because fuck it nothing matters

Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

or some things matter. but getting annoyed about this, even slightly, is a waste of emotional energy.

Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

um, the grave wasn't "messed with" unless you consider putting a few fingers on the stone "desecration", but w/e

Sure. This is why I put 'messed with' in quote marks - sexy goings on next to a grave and then published on the internet with the aim of attacking relatives of the person in the grave certainly isn't the same as pushing stones over, but the intent was to do symbolic violence. Erm, like the WBC turning up at funerals.

So if we say 'this doesn't matter' we have to say 'WBC funeral protests don't matter' too; unless it matters a lot that they did it first or do it on a grander scale.

people on the internet saying horrible things shockah

But these were people who don't normally say horrible things, that's why it was (not 'shocking' but) striking.

but getting annoyed about this, even slightly, is a waste of emotional energy.

Hmmm I don't have finite reserves of emotional energy which I 'spend' on different things – doesn't seem to work like that in my experience - and anyway, ethical critique doesn't require this.

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

getting annoyed about this, even slightly, is a waste of emotional energy.

― Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:03 (22 minutes ago)

lol

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

So if we say 'this doesn't matter' we have to say 'WBC funeral protests don't matter' too; unless it matters a lot that they did it first or do it on a grander scale.

I disagree. Disrupting someone's mourning right after a loved one's death is very different from disrespecting a gravesite years after the death, with no-one else around. I'm agnostic and take a dim view of religion in general, but I still pull over for funeral processions and stop working in the yard when one goes by. Grieving after a death is a separate thing from whatever dispensation of a corpse one's religion requires. Westboro goes way over the line on this front.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

I'm not going to have a gravesite, but if I were going to, I wouldn't care if anyone wants to go pee on it after the funeral is over and everyone has gone home.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)

Would you piss on someone else's gravestone, though, now, as a living person?

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

well it'd be hard to as a dead person

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

WilliamC otm. This protest seems less like a protest and more like an attempt to get some cool pictures for the members' instagrams. Westboro protests seem to be about a general hatred that is faceless and intrudes on public space and demands to be heard. This one is basically some cool edgy selfies.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

Other stuff to think about:

- The idea of 'turning someone gay'. Sounds creepy to me – not the 'gay' part but the 'turning' part, whether you're turning someone gay or straight or whatever.

– Standing man holds the heads of two kneeling women in photo of lesbian pink mass

– The Gay and the Satanic, two great categories that taste great together (and whose conceptual combination in the public mind has no ill-effects for anyone ever)

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)

Would you piss on someone else's gravestone, though, now, as a living person?

― cardamon, Sunday, July 21, 2013 10:49 AM (2 minutes ago)

I might, though it seems like a bit too much work. I can't think of anyone I've nursed enough of a grudge against for pissing. A gob of spit, maybe. But I'd never do it at the funeral, or even speak out against the deceased at the time.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

I'm going to piss on my own grave

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

Btway all this 'Well heck, I wouldn't care if someone set up a rodeo bull machine on my grave and charged 10 cents a go' talk is very reflective and mature but ignores

a) it's not actually your grave or your beliefs about your grave or your culture's beliefs about your grave that are at stake in this instance – it's someone else (dead) who might think differently, and it's another culture (living people) who might think differently

b) of course you don't care what happens to your body/grave after you're dead, because then you're dead. Which unfortunately means if you pull that line you can also apply it to all dead people, including victims of lynchings with people standing around eating peanuts, or people being turned into animal feed or lampshades

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

Would you piss on someone else's gravestone, though, now, as a living person?

If I was given the opportunity and a guarantee I wouldn't get caught, I'd piss on Thatcher's grave no problem. Also I'm not entirely sure I *haven't* needed to piss while drinking in a graveyard. </goth>

– Standing man holds the heads of two kneeling women in photo of lesbian pink mass

OH FFS, dude.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

i'm generally opposed to grave pissing. i take a relatively hard line, tempered slightly by hesitant adverbs.

Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

a) it's not actually your grave or your beliefs about your grave or your culture's beliefs about your grave that are at stake in this instance – it's someone else (dead) who might think differently, and it's another culture (living people) who might think differently

I do actually agree with this, though.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

Also there's an established trope of protest movements ending up getting to the point where they're committing full scale grave desecration: this happened with some hunt saboteurs and animal rights activists in the UK ... I really don't want to see opposition to the WBC go down this route.

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

emil.y, you didn't think there was something a bit off about the relative postures in the photo of the lesbian part of the ceremony? That was my issue there, not the genders of people kissing.

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

The photo was different but the posture was exactly the same as the men. This totally smacks of concern trolling right now.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Concern trolling? It was just an observation. Minor point, really.

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

P.S. I'm aware that I'm probably coming over a bit pious ITT, I can totally see the funny/poetic justice side of this, the problem is that this melts away when you look more closely and then it's some pretty lousy behaviour

cardamon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Vince Gill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wpc13FR98Us

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

According to his son, he is dying: https://www.facebook.com/NatePhelps/posts/10151924300961765

Burn in hell, you fucking monster. I have never been so overjoyed at someone's impending death. I'm not sorry that people are about to lose a family member, the world is better off without him.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 16 March 2014 07:32 (eleven years ago)

Oh, sorry, if it wasn't obvious because I didn't name him, Fred Phelps is about to die.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 16 March 2014 07:32 (eleven years ago)

Burn in hell, you fucking monster.

that'll show these hate-trolls

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 March 2014 09:37 (eleven years ago)

Wait, he's saying that Fred was excommunicated?

how's life, Sunday, 16 March 2014 11:23 (eleven years ago)

I couldn't care less about showing "hate-trolls" anything. Knowing that he is dying, and expressing joy at that, is more cathartic (also don't care if I'm using that word in its proper context) than anything else I've done in 2014. As a fag, let me have this. Fuck.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

soz, i take yr point. just ironic seeing him getting payback in his own language.

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)

Oh, I am very aware of that irony, except my usage of Phelps' language isn't (at the very least) complicit in the systemic oppression of blah blah you get where I'm going with this.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

what impact did this group really have though? i feel like their cartoonish, medieval hatefulness might have a discrediting effect on homophobia among religious people.

Treeship, Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

i mean, obviously he caused a lot of pain and suffering by the funeral protests. those were horrific. but in general, he doesn't seem worth getting worked up over.

Treeship, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

I don't need to see any direct impact to wish that a man who spent most of his life protesting my existence to die in the middle of nowhere in the Arctic than in a hospice.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

I think the majority of the Westboro congregation consists of Phelpses or Phelps associates, so it's not like they even recruited membership from afar. It's just one bonkers family with a modest advertising budget and frequent flyer miles. That doesn't mean they aren't all reprehensible scumfucks—pretty much everyone everywhere hates them—but the actual damage they do is rather minimal.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah, fair enough murgatroid. i just don't want to give phelps any more credit than he's due. he was always just a hateful sideshow, never a formidable enemy. xp

Treeship, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

i hope he finds peace and love in the eternal kingdom of god

Hungry4Ass, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

His God is an awesome God
Hates fags in Heaven above

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

JF otm though. though I definitely applaud those who counter protest their protests when they protest things like funerals, because those can bring anguish to the families, WBC is definitely a group that has few supporters, so the constant 'lashouts' on social media etc are exactly what they're looking for, and they feed off of the attention.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

Fb wall filled with sanctimonious posts about this today...on both sides.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)

He did some really good work for civil rights in the 60s and 70s. Y'know, credit where credit is due.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 16 March 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

i don't care too much about the WBC but let's not pretend that their views on LGBTQ ppl are marginal (or the reason that they're universally reviled). ppl who are just as hateful, if more civil, to queer ppl are routinely invited to voice their opinions in the mainstream media, elected to office, etc.
anyway it seems kind of weird ("weird") for anyone in this thread to be like "not worth caring about, how much damage have they ever even done" if they've never had e.g. the experience of being a closeted preteen discovering godhatesfags.com, and in particular the "how many days has matthew shephard been in hell" counter, for the first time

1staethyr, Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

I highly doubt anybody was suggesting that their message isn't harmful (though while I would definitely acknowledge these people extend beyond the Phelps, I would argue that you overestimate the population of the "god hates fags" crew). just putting their presence in perspective. going to a WBC protest and counter-protesting has value, in that it also provides some comfort to the grieving families or whichever group they're protesting. making noise on social media seems rather pointless.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

soooooo...... What's going to happen at HIS funeral?

StanM, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

nothing.

(btw, I will not even front like I'll get no joy from his death. I don't mean ticker tape parades obv but I'll be happy at least to know he's up out.)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I definitely have some sense of relief and satisfaction knowing this old fuck will soon be worm food, but celebrating it puts me on his level.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

clearly it doesnt tho

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

Alright then! FUCK YES FRED PHELPS WILL DIE HOORAY

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

Nope, that felt pretty crappy.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

sometimes i feel like fred phelps is just a front designed to draw attention away from the real evil powers that actually do bad stuff. like the RNC is slipping them checks so jamie dimon can sup upon poached infant brains in a sauce of working class tears without anyone bothering him.

adam, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

Who?

Eric H., Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

GOD
HATES
PHELPS

Nope, didn't feel anything.

StanM, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

He did some really good work for civil rights in the 60s and 70s. Y'know, credit where credit is due.

Stories from his excommunicated/fled kids (Nate, I think?) put it a bit differently, saying that he saw civil rights legislation as nothing more than a litigation goldmine and referred to his clients with racist slurs at home. He might have gotten some good, important work done in the process, but there are enough trustworthy accounts out there for me to believe he's always been a piece of shit.

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Monday, 17 March 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

the end of someone's life is always sad, no?

espring (amateurist), Monday, 17 March 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

sadness 24/7

gbx, Monday, 17 March 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

the only reason WBC didn't gain more mainstream support was bc of their hatred of the US military: conservative americans' top two hates might be gays and abortions but their number one love is the almighty military.

just1n3, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

the end of someone's life is always sad, no?

No.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 March 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

the only reason WBC didn't gain more mainstream support was bc of their hatred of the US military: conservative americans' top two hates might be gays and abortions but their number one love is the almighty military.

^ yeah

(though while I would definitely acknowledge these people extend beyond the Phelps, I would argue that you overestimate the population of the "god hates fags" crew)

haha totally, i mean what only like 1 in 3 american adults think that homosexuality should be "discouraged" in society

1staethyr, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

lol some people

seriously how evil does someone have to be to be exempted from the inevitable tut-tutting backlash

not that i want to relive thatchermania '13 but dude's only purpose in life was locating people at the the worst moments of their lives and making things worse for them in the name of homophobia

he's 84 years old, he's lived longer and wealthier than the majority of people, he's lived infinitely longer than he's had any right to and he's dying more peacefully than 99% of the people whose funerals he picketed. the celebration of his peaceful, not-even-painfully-murderedy death doesn't really seem like an issue that matters

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 17 March 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Xpost you done goalpost moving/stat inventing? Christ...

Also no its not sad that this fuck is dying.

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Like ill never defend people who discourage or frown on homosexuality but as misguided as those morons are they dont all fall in the "picket funeral/god hates fags" shit. I am a big LGBT supporter so no need foe condescension.

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www.people-press.org/2013/06/06/section-3-religious-belief-and-views-of-homosexuality/

check it dude

1staethyr, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

no one's trying to force you to feel a certain way about anything maybe just don't guilt people for responding in their way ?

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 17 March 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

and not that it's relevant but his remaining family seems pretty split between trolls who want the world to celebrate his death (it's literally always been them vs every single other person or entity) and the dissenters who understand why people would celebrate

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

anyway i don't accept that there's a meaningful distinction between "god hates fags" and "homosexuality should be discouraged in society", obviously 1 in 3 americans aren't picketing gay funerals but lol i never said that

1staethyr, Monday, 17 March 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

otm and yeah, maybe not picketing gay funerals but certainly trying to legislate it so they never have to interact with actual gay people

just1n3, Monday, 17 March 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

any pleasure i'm getting is out him being excommunicated, that he'll die w/ the possibility planted in his head that he's going to hell or the certainty that his children are.

balls, Monday, 17 March 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

out of him rather

balls, Monday, 17 March 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

Can't wait for the inevitable #longread that will explain his excommunication.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 17 March 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

do we know the bare outlines of the story of his excommunication? it seems weird.

Treeship, Monday, 17 March 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

i guess it doesn't matter. it might make for a good allegory about how ravenously persecutorial movements always turn against their leaders in the end.

Treeship, Monday, 17 March 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

I don't think anyone even knew about it until his son mentioned yesterday, but I could be wrong.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 March 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

seriously how evil does someone have to be to be exempted from the inevitable tut-tutting backlash

what backlash do you speak of? i was expressing my opinion, that the end of a man's life is a sad event. feels odd, and oddly purposeless, for me to cheer it. but everything has their own reactions and i wasn't passing judgment on them.

espring (amateurist), Monday, 17 March 2014 08:35 (eleven years ago)

everyONE

espring (amateurist), Monday, 17 March 2014 08:36 (eleven years ago)

the end of a man's life is a sad even

Curious; Do you believe that this is always true, in every context, from every vantage point?

tsrobodo, Monday, 17 March 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

^

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

Evil is even, truth is an odd number, and death is a full stop

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

i ain't against anybody saying "I can't cheer his death", but like with the Osama dealio, I get tired of the sanctimonious "I hope that NONE OF MY FRIENDS will take pride in a person's death". fuck that - not all life is sacred, there are some people we're better off without. like it's a small minority of evil fuckers and one need not act like they're at a World Cup match or anything but hell is it that surprising that people itt are being all "good riddance"? guy has no redeeming qualities and was a hatemonger, fuck him.

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 March 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

Re: a figure like Thatcher, I suppose one could muster a defense of her on semi-legit grounds, disagree though I and many may or do. But this guy, or Bin Laden? Nah, fuck them. They brought nothing but misery in the most miserable, and elective, and selfish, way. Defending them even in the most even-handed dead-is-sad way is like defending cancer. There are no grounds for a defense.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 March 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

Maybe you could appreciate that this guy probably has done more for spurring pro-gay rights stuff and anti-bigotry by just being a huge, evil, easy target that everyone hates.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 March 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

Um, that's one way to look at it.

Tbh, he's gone so far beyond the pale that I'm not even sure how much support he gets from the anti-gay community, especially since Phelps no doubt thought most of them were going to hell, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

He's dead.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

Good riddance to bad rubbish, as my nana would say.

just1n3, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

bye!
http://ksn.com/2014/03/20/founder-of-westboro-baptist-church-rev-fred-phelps-sr-dies/

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2624/4150036566_d7b6944034_o.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

otm

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)


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