might just be me bitching, but what the hell
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
1) 'local-organic-sustainable' / reference to michael pollan
2) plaids
― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
3) 'oh i can't eat that i have a gluten sensitivity(/celiac disesase) i just learned existed yesterday and self-diagnosed'
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
4) miniature dogs in purses
"foodie"
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
5) comedy Scandinavian message board regulars
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
6) http://c0424321.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspaceclouda.com/hipsters.jpg
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
7) "I love it so much, I want to have its babies"/"take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant"
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
jaymc otm
― nog right (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)
8) lyfe
― max, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)
9)
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
10) "fail"
― circa1916, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)
:)
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)
11) tea parties, teabaggers, tea anything. please let tea revert back to its traditional role as a soothing hot or cold drink.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
TBH I like that they call themselves teabaggers, seemingly oblivious to the phrase's other meaning.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
"@you"
― dog latin, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
12)"in these tough economic times"
― carne asada, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
I thought only other people called them teabaggers
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)
#12 = best so far
i can't even begin to explain just how much I hate the way this is used these days. add "epic" for ultimate fury and anger from me
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
13) autism cures
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
14) complaining abt hipsters
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
15) FTW
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)
16. whatevs
― Ronan, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
17) "OH NOM NOM"
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
om not oh
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
18) skinny jeans ugh
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
19) dressing up like an insect and then taking pictures of yourself and putting them on facebook
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
is that a thing? i do not know this thing
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
20) leaving the toilet seat up
― Ronan, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
21) not taking off your hat when a lady enters the room
that is the worst!
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
22) really big plastic eyeglasses like the state used to issue the kids with Downs syndrome
usually i take a toilet seat off when a lady leaves the room, which is more or less the same thing.
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
23) failing to lace up your petticoat in a manner which befits the etiquette of the times
― Ronan, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
24) worrying that ones favorite tv show is on the decline
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
25) people who own yachts
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
26) not being able to afford a yacht
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
1) not taking off your hat when a lady enters the room
<3 Ronan
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)
27) "I Can Haz..."
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
27) ray ban wayfarers everywhere
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)
(28)
wayfarers + plaid + skinny jeans = extremely tired fashion choices, but I'm still ok with skinny jeans in other contexts
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
29) indie anything
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
30. synth-punk
― ian, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah I'm over terrible 80s retro fashion especially because kids are taking the WORST PARTS OF IT (bad sunglasses, horrible fluro colours, ill fitting tight jeans, stupid hair) and ignoring all the fine 80s new wave stuff that looked awesome, but I am hating kids that age getting defensive and stroppy at me for mocking them, even more so.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
31) Bacon
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
32) things i've been doing for years becoming irritating fads
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
what is the 'fine 80s new wave stuff that looked awesome' that they're not taking??
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
33. Oh no! Julie Tweebody found a purple piglet with one leg on her farm. Join Farmville now or we'll shoot it in the face.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)
I dunno, I'm thinking about things like pirate shirts and velvet knickerbocker pants... the more elaborate, elegant side of the new wave stuff. Duran Duran/Human Leage/David Sylvian kind of thing. Yeah there's people doing that too but not many.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)
Oh I do wear bad sunglasses still. But with reasonable hair and muted colors!
many xposts
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:23 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark
Needs a new thread really, but - wearing chintz curtains?
http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/T/theads_creaturesb.jpg
― dog latin, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
34. Cupcakes.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
on that note
35. way too many boutique ice cream shops
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)
I'm still ok with skinny jeans in other contexts
did they used to look better? were they cut different? i was wondering about this because i don't remember earlier iterations having quite the same ghastly effect (i.e. making skinny people look like famine victims and everyone else look like spongebob).
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
I am pretty sure that if the hip young things dressed like that today, they would be a number on this list
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
36. Facebook Petitions "Ten Million Strong For/Against Blah Blah Blah"
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
37. acronyms
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
Bobblehatcunts
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
― as they say in Finnish: "lihaperäpukamat (remy bean), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:04 PM (30 minutes ago)
this
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
And yeah the Foodie thing is the most horrible thing going today by far.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
39) people bragging about how they're not on facebook
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
Farmville was why they invented the 'Hide' option, imo.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
40. banning cankles
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
I'm actually ok with the cut of, say, the Levis skinny fit jeans, it's just the combo with the sort of oversized untucked plaid shirt (and the ray bans when outdoors) that I don't need to see anymore.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
is this a fad?
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
I wear skinny fit jeans because I think I look really dopey in straight fit, which I used to wear. Too much fabric flapping around!
41. 'curators', 'curated by...' etc
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
42. Annie
― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
43. Being made redundant and all the fucking bollocks that goes with it.
...don't know if it's a fad though.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
44. Skinny jeans on guys that are deliberately designed with a saggy, hanging-down arse area, worn so the entire underpant butt area is visible.
WHAT IS THIS.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
a form of natural selection, be thankful for it
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
more of an annoying thing than a fad, but it's another way for luddites to be all smug about how much they "don't need" technology. (nothing against luddites, just don't like the smugness. i don't "need" facebook either and i'm not impressed that you're not on it.)
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
45.) Slate's weekly article about how amazing the last Mad Men episode was
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)
and 46.) "Mad Men" becoming the universal reference point for anything mid-century modernist.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
47. juice/smoothie bars
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
i actually am guilty of and oftentimes kind of like most of these "fads and phrases and annoying things"
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
48. max
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
; )
not the jeans thing though, rite??
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
I hope 47 doesn't mean Jamba Juice, because that is a trend that still has a lot of life left for me and everyone I know.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
max u have a yacht?
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
It's a series of blog posts GOD
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
max likes foodies and bacon
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
fyi i am wearing skinny unfit jeans rite now
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
what i am guilty of enjoying or participating in:
1) 'local-organic-sustainable' / reference to michael pollan2) plaids5) comedy Scandinavian message board regulars14) complaining abt hipsters16. whatevs18) skinny jeans ugh20) leaving the toilet seat up21) not taking off your hat when a lady enters the room23) failing to lace up your petticoat in a manner which befits the etiquette of the times24) worrying that ones favorite tv show is on the decline26) not being able to afford a yacht27) ray ban wayfarers everywhere29) indie anything30. synth-punk31) Bacon32) things i've been doing for years becoming irritating fads34. Cupcakes.35. way too many boutique ice cream shops37. acronyms41. 'curators', 'curated by...' etc42. Annieand 46.) "Mad Men" becoming the universal reference point for anything mid-century modernist.48. max
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
I never actually clicked on the link!
xpost re: mad men articles
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
if u hate these things u hate me
think about that
the only one that really bugs me above is 46.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
tbh i didnt really know what that one meant, but i like mad men, so
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
lol xpost
im guilty of doing/liking a bunch of these but i am kind of sick of myself so
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
just thinking about it because the chronicle had an article about a building which they described as being in a Mad Men style. It's just a building from the 60s.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
it makes it hard for people w/o cable to understand wtf u mean
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
haha mad men style
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
espcially since "Mad Men" buildings look pretty sane
xp
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
can we still use "mad men" as a universal reference point for drinking in the office?
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
― Lamp, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
49. People saying that Animal Collective are overrated, even though probably 99% of the population hasn't even heard of them yet, and then going "but the Panda Bear record was good".
― dog latin, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
wait i thought of something im sick of
50) disliking things due to the narcissism of small differences, sublimated and explicit self-loathing and kneejerk distaste for things other people feel earnest and enthusiastic about thanks 2 ones own total inability to feel joy
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
51. people caring about whether animal collective are overrated or not
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
I still kinda like that for 2009 actually.
xpost
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
apt 51 there imo
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
wtf is wrong with things being organic and/or sustainable?i don't know who michael pollen is really tho.
basically max and #50 otm
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
pretty guilty of this 2 lol
51) rugby shirts
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
i don't think there is anything wrong with it per se just ppl going on and on about it and general 'greenwashing' of things imo
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
I'm more or less with max. I wish there were a few boutique ice cream shops around here, too.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
yeah but just wait until there are too many
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
i feel ok without them
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
something i'm not sick of is the pinkberry/red mango/assorted knockoffs sour-yogurt fad, because that stuff is good.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
xxpost I love ice cream. I don't care if the douchiest person I know is walking around with a cone of rose petal ice cream and that douchey person's s.o. is walking around with cardamom ice cream in a little cardboard cup, I'm still going to love these places and I'm not going to say, "But they were good when . . . "
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
52) the senate
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
52)a.) joe lieberman
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
cardamom ice cream is pretty good
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
ice cr?m shoppes
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
My friend sent me an email about Urban Outfitters selling fixies now. I don't ride a fixie, but I do ride a trendy single-speed bike, and when she sent the email, I thought, Well, the next time I break my frame or my rim is ovalized maybe prices will have come down.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
ice cram
<3 fancy ice cream of all kinds theres never enough imo
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
if you can't laugh at too many cupcake shops, i feel sorry for you
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
Sometimes I'm just jealous of hipsters. I want their girlfriends and their clothes and shit.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
i want their lissom frames but not their girlfriends or their shit
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
My old boss's sweet 18 year old daughter has been making boutique type cupcakes for a couple of years now and I would feel bad saying she's dumb to be doing so.
I want electricsound's record collection.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
on a local level:
53) bridge failures/closures
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
I just don't have many well-fitting clothes.
54) atheism
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
i kinda think the bridge failure/closure thing is exciting.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
Talking about an imminent bridge closure put my friend in a bad mood for a whole day.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
wait, you're sick of atheism in general? or just the recent in-you-face atheism of dawkins, hitchens, etc. ?
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
Well, because we were talking about this parkway that would be needlessly extended and all the houses that would be torn down for it. And that relating to the bridge closure.
55) talking about urban planning with people
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
it made me wonder if it was closed for a significant period of time whether the hipsters of SF and those of the East Bay would become distinct from one another.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
Well kind of exciting, but kind of a logistical nightmare, although I didn't have it as bad as some, since I take BART counter-commute. Not a bridge-failure, but the recent truck crash was just pretty lousy.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
56) explanations
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
atheism is sorta past its prime imo, was way better in like 2003-2004
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
Some of the things on this list are not especially 2009.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
i'm guilty of 55)
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
57) chumbawumba
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
Ok, now 55 definitely has my name written all over it. I've got a million badly-informed amateur opinions about urban planning.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
ha 55 can rly bother me too sorry
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
so do most urban planners
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
58) garfield as a shorthand reference for all that is boring and unhip
59) "sent from my iphone"
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
60) Offence and people talking about offence and people including it on internet lists
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
maybe bc my bff is an irl urban planner though, makes everyone else's opinions look like crap xposts
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
So am I re: 55 and it makes me embarrassed for myself.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
61) the beatles
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
not gonna stop me from pontificating. Really don't regret it either re: 55
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
harbl's bf:
http://www.comedycentric.com/files/2009/03/parks-and-recreation-schneider.jpg
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
as a sorta small business owner in an "up-and-coming neighborhood", i end up confronting urban planning to a significant degree.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
not bf, bff
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
Also I love Garfield references and I never hear them!
oh didn't see that 2nd f
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
I think it has a lot to do with being overly self-conscious about space. I don't need cheese for my existential mousetraps.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
62) faux-familiar ads and packaging for consumer products
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
63) unmade beds
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
64) saying really socially inappropriate things during dinner parties or staff meetings (e.g.) in a confrontational way and then just staring at everyone else in the room until they change the subject to amateur urban planning (e.g.)
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
64) excessive parental comments on facebook profiles
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
65) buy nothing day/church of stop shopping - self-righteous anti-consumerism
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
well, just my profile actually. don't mind it elsewhere
66) the letter e
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)
walls, books etc.
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
67) verbification of nouns
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
― Ronan, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Ronan, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
xpost Dude, functional shifts are normal and not more 2009 than previous years.
I know I shouldn't call you dude.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)
68) sadness
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)
xp - you're right. i have this argument with myself all the time. but some of them just really rankle, like when there's a perfectly appropriate "real" verb that could be used instead.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
69) FUCKING ELECTRONIC BILLBOARDS
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
^^ the insanely bright ones?
nah the electronic ones with like 100 programmed ads on them
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
I hate the bright ones. There's one on Colonial that probably causes wrecks.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
Its flashing always makes me think there's an ambulance behind me after I pass it. Then I remember, Oh, just the electric sign.
^^ there's one as you go over the Bay Bridge from SF to Oakland that is bright enough that you don't need to have your headlights on to see. It exudes this blue glow for miles, it seems.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)
uh oh I'm having a fantasy is all like, I'm writing an oulipo book, my pals.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
you guys sure do like to complain
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)
There's another bright horrible sign on 880 North, around Hayward I think. It's pretty ridiculous.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
I read half of a void and I didn't even realize it was "the book"
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
xxpost We're bonding.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
i think a lot of what bugs me about the verbification of nouns is the corporate context of "productivity" - everything has to be turned into an "action" word. And it ties in with a sort of action-for-action's-sake type of mentality, where sometimes deliberation is the best course of, er, action.
oh, that bright sign is on 880 right as you hit San Leandro.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
the only positive thing i have to say about that excrutiatingly bright sign, is once i was driving home from my parents' house and it was pouring rain and i could barely see with the wipers and defroster at full blast, and that sign enabled me to see the cars around me.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
The anti-plaid thing is so tired. People have been wearing plaid for ages.
Then again I guess when the 90s revival fully hits there can be an anti-plaid revival also.
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
plaid is the new trucker hat*
*not really new
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Mmbdevilsnightout.jpgcan't wait til this is cool again
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)
My mom bought me a plaid shirt a couple of weekends ago and I like it. It suits me.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
I thought plaid was the old trucker hat.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
Or has 1991 been collectively wiped from everyones memory?
plaid was more 1992/1993 where i was actually -
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)
i still love it!
― Maria, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8VwslJW7I/AAAAAAAAAGo/QCLQtU5RXjw/s320/neil+young.jpg
NEVER FORGET
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
never had a problem with it, really.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
In most of the places I grew up, plaid if a timeless look so its really hard to see the "fad" aspect of it.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)
fuckif = is
There's just a specific look that I'm ready for people to move on from, and it looks kinda like this:
http://images3.chictopia.com/photos/BrandyAlexander/4304980821/4304980821_400.jpg
but replace flip flops with black converse or topsiders or something
It's just time for change!
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)
you guys all missed the *NOT ACTUALLY NEW* part of my post jesus
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)
post-jesus
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)
so sick of post-jesus freaks
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)
Hahah nah I didnt miss it! I was just bein' ornery ;P
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
I never listened to DC Talk, post-"Jesus Freak."
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
right-wingers being given the time of day
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
damn if i'll show a tea-bagger my watch
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:05 (sixteen years ago)
combination of "tea-bagger" and your display name made me lol.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
:D
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
"[insert name of douchey friend] just tweeted that to me."
Tweet/twat/twoot/twote...just the use of the word 'twitter' in a sentence is so awkward and irritating it makes me want to throw punches. I don't hate Twitter...I just hate the tweeting twats who talk about it.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)
were i involving myself in this thread i might say something like what do you want ppl to say exactly?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
Messaged is too simple?
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
eh i mean say what you want about the world we live in but messaged isn't really specific enough in a lot of situations
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)
i watched a short film online that was filmed in the streets of manhattan in the late '70s. one of the commenters was like "omg it's all so mad men." no. no, it's not.
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:41 (sixteen years ago)
maybe they were talking about mad men season 14
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:41 (sixteen years ago)
being part of that field, it's something i often end up talking about w/ people whether i feel like it or not. i don't mind so much except when they're all "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIX TRAFFIC" -- i want to say "when you stop driving so much."
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
a quiality riposte
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)
I've lost my englsh ;_;
idk what number we're at but here's a serious entry:
people complaining about socialism without a concept of what socialism actually entails
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:10 (sixteen years ago)
it's just... it works both ways. "fixing traffic" often means cultivating multimodal transportation (cars/buses/trains/complete streets), but multimodal transportation also needs support from the people if it's going to get any funding/political traction. if you use the roadways, you contribute to traffic. so think about your own part in all of it.
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)
I wasn't being sarcastic! It is just especially amusing to me bcz I don't have a car.
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)
same here! i don't really want to drive, but i'm finally giving in and getting my license because i'm tired of people treating me like i'm the town drunk because i ride the bus.
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)
using phone cameras to take pictures of mundane stuff. if the subject is not a three-headed baby or a ufo put that shit away.
― Josefa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 07:05 (sixteen years ago)
i'm skeeved out by that chivas 18 commercial -- "chivalry," "gallantry," coldplay, white men
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 07:22 (sixteen years ago)
― Josefa, Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:05 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalin
i can get behind this
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 07:27 (sixteen years ago)
posts very much in blah blah blah
70. "Pop-up" shops and "Pop-up" exhibitions
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 07:27 (sixteen years ago)
71. jack white
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)
72. Jack Black
― nickn, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)
73. blackjack
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 08:55 (sixteen years ago)
74. jack bauer
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 09:00 (sixteen years ago)
75. the phrase "tl;dr"
― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
76. never meeting anyone called Jack
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
that's not really true, i know two people called jack
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
77. Ostentatious austerity chic
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
78. Dalston
79. Riding bicycles with baskets on the front in built-up urban areas
80. "Electro"
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
81. Pretending that voting for David Cameron will make you a social progressive
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
82. getting the 80s wrong
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
83. fixed gear bikes and everything that goes with them, including the complaining when your £2000 stolen bike gets stolen.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:37 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Roger Sánchez Broto (vain_bowers), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
84. Doing really mundane household tasks for the first time ever because you have an iPhone app to assist you
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:47 (sixteen years ago)
85. "It feels like we've turned the corner"86. "We used to make things in this country"
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)
87. "Trending topics"
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)
88. Broadsheet news stories about Stephen Fry using Twitter
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)
88. "green shoots" stfu
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)
89. Anything which is "increasingly" doing something when it obviously isn't "increasingly" doing it. Or "ever increasing".
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
90. Hoodie horror flicks91. Nostalgia for 80s football hooliganism
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)
keep it up dudes, we're only about 120 posts away from a lucrative book deal
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)
u guys electro is never going away sry
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)
92. Liking Girls Aloud in an arch and ironic manner/writing an essay about it to everyone's shock and amazement
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
Can I just raise this to the whole "apparently trying to look retarded" fashion among hipster kids today? Because the Downs glasses are often coupled with a really awful Goodwill chic outfit, in my experience. Essentially, trying to look like a second grade class photo ca. 1984. Let's just stop it.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)
I don't hate Twitter...I just hate the tweeting twats who talk about it.
OTM. I don't know if this is just my experience or what but it seems like the only ppl that say this are in TV news commentary or tacky commercials. Mainstream douche bags trying to seem 'with it'. It has always felt like this is a manufactured from-the-top down trend. Or do ppl really check what random ppl think about pop culture events on twitter?
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 14:18 (sixteen years ago)
xp - Deric - my friend calls this aesthetic - "rockin' the group home look"
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)
I remember in middle school in the early 90s when kids were doing the grunge thing it was also mixed with grandma/grandpa aesthetic, which I always thought was awesome. I don't think that's gonna come back tho.
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
trying to get a job/losing a job/how people are overqualified for jobs/graduate school
― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
Aren't all babies in the UK named Jack these days?
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
Yes. It never sticks tho.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
93. the new wave of big corps (walmart/best buy/target) running ads about how they are really just out here trying to be our buddies and help us out with low low prices.
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
i know a jack! but i haven't seen him since...2008 i think.
― Maria, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
Dear God, X-post.
― Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
In the US, too.
― kate78, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)
this. see also: the GOP. they really care about the little guy.
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)
94. commercials paid for corporate lobbyists/astroturfers that appeal to the "little guy" ("tell your congressman you can't afford those extra pennies for a tax on soda!").
― the tamiflu show (get bent), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
95. "Hot Stove" w.r.t. baseball offseason moves
― The looming shadow of the big baller/shot caller (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)
overheard an older woman say "omg" out loud the other day :-(
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)
96. "No worries".
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
don't ever visit australia/NZ bill
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
this is great imo
― iatee, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
this thread is fucking ridiculous. i think you all need to stop being so upset all the time.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
xp - no worries - is that really a 2009 thing? I remember hearing it a lot in 2005 and being mystified as to its origins, and it's been an ongoing expression since.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
96. "Thank you!"
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
97. "Thanks"
98. "Hello!"
99. "Beautiful day, isn't it?"
100. Trees
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
101. jazz
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
102. orgasms
103. jazzgasms
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
104. sardines
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
"take it down a notch"
― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
105. notches
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
106. anything rad and fun
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
107. taking walks
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)
108. breakfast
109. brick oven pizza
110. panini sandwiches
111. THIS THREAD loloololol
que otm all those things are terrible
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
112. Whiney being banned while this thread is going full steam
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
haters gonna hate
113. fresh air
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
114. horrible barking dogs next door that just need to stfu
115. Ouroboros
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
i hate how i go outside and there are CARS driving down the road! like, who told them that was cool?
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
que i had to look that up
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
OH EM GEE MY BURGER PHONE IS RINGING BEE AR BEE EL OH EL!!!
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
cool img tho:
http://deadangleshow.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/300px-ouroboros_1.jpg
116. the internet--what's the big deal anyway
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
107. the phrase "over-sharing"108. people who still loudly say "have you seen The Wire?" to their friends in Toronto bars109. Vietnamese Subs (these are garbage, mainly)
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
110. Wire Subs
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
111. Garbage bars
110. "cloud computing"
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
110. "x-post"
I'm already planning on eating some garbage for lunch today.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
109. vinyl
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
108. coconut milk
109. quinoa
― mark cl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
108. "iirc"
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
108. fine display names
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
still don't know what cloud computing is
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)
109. that Downfall-Hitler clip on YouTube where's ranting about the list getting stuck
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)
harbl it's basically a network of actual clouds that rain data on you
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
111. puns
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
i want a cloud computer
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
112. new computers
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
113. trolling
114. cash ruling everything around me
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
115. war 8[
a network of actual clouds that rain data on you
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:38 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/lobot1233612137.jpg
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
clouds rain everything around me
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
116. clouds
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
i'm only happy when it rains
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
117. garbage
118. recycling
117. cloud sex
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
109. Vietnamese Subs (these are garbage, mainly)
suggest banh
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
172. people who can't count
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)
173. grabage
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
174. grab bags
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
never know what u gonna get. so annoying.
175. http://www.rodhull.co.uk/emu/imgs2/grotbags205.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
176. stuff
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)
177. negativity
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
178. list threads on ilx
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
179. numb3rs
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
180. serial killers
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
i love negativity
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
and serial killers
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
181. that crap you like
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
182. vinyl being more expensive than cds
― GEDDY LEE JAZZ MINT (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
why don't you go start a subboard about it, harbl
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
182. blink
183. that crap you like, coming back in style
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
request for board i love serial killers and negativity?
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
184. does mr que even know spanish?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
185. people not understanding my name
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
186. people confusing my name with Manuel from Faulty Towers
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
i do ;)
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
yo habla espanol un poquito
187. the "Wazzup" guys reunion tour
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
188. leggings
― Obscured by clowns (NickB), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
Senor What
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
189. people from Barcelona, who know nothing
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
190. Rad Bromance
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
191. RT
― stet, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
192. Pretending you aren't a RTer with (via @someotherchod)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/443608419_63193089fb.jpg?v=0
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
190. H1N1
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
191. movie stars what never want to get naked no more
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
just file this under "foodie" imo. nothing wrong with the food - people have been eating it for decades - everything wrong with food trends and the people who propagate them.
i love any thread that allows me to show my true curmudgeonly ways, so here are mine:
192. the fact that 1 our of 4 people who are in their 20s/30s and live in a metropolitan area is a "DJ". Add to that the fact that these self-proclaimed DJs often play music that can't be beatmatched, so they are basically just crossfading new age, krautrock, or whatever the latest bargain bin music fad is) in front of an audience of 20 people and walking around claiming to all their friends that they are a DJ.
192. Twitter and all associated verbs
193. Acceptance of trashy reality television by people who know better.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
194. Beards. And it sucks, because I wear a beard. I have had a beard for most of this decade, and I feel naked and weird every time I try to shave it.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
I love krautrock djs who don't beatmatch, but oh how I wish it was a bargain bin fad!
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
I wish I lived in a metropolitan area. I would go to these bars with DJs playing bargain bin music. It sounds funny.
I had a friend who grew a beard over the summer between eighth grade and ninth. We were awed. I bet all the young dudes with beards have all the same excuses for wearing beards that you have.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
195. Mott the Hoople references
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)
I love krautrock djs who don't beatmatch
And I like DJs with good record collections, too, and don't give a shit if they can beatmatch or DJ well. I like music nerds.
Mr. Que totally making this thread.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)
What's an RTer? Maybe I am one of those.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
― GEDDY LEE JAZZ MINT (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Was always this way. Ten years ago it would just be sold at a slimmer profit margin.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
Mr. Que, I will never say your name in my head as Mr. Queue.
naw when cds first came out they were like 25 bucks
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)
10000x worse if the "DJ" happens to be a celebrity of some kind
― carne asada, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
it's pronounced queue
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
xp - as opposed to people that get paid to crossfade top 40 pop songs, alt rock, and whatever else gets played on the radio? Those people are called DJ's, aren't they?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
194. coffee and coffee culture195. health-care reform
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
man i wish viet subs were more popular than they are
xpost to carne asada: so otm.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 6:36 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
versus
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, November 11, 2009 6:40 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
Plus I take pictures of all kinds of mundane shit on my phone. I've embraced it. A couple of days ago I took pictures of a couple of chairs by the side of the road. Just chairs. And I can remember what they look like, too, so I don't even need a picture.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
but are you a photoblogger?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
196. "Wait for it..."197. facebook updates from supposedly sharp thirtysomethings that look like text messages fron 14 year old morons
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 2:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
I know.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 2:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
You mean in 1985? The CDs were $25? Or the records? And that's not ten years ago. I guess I should clarify by saying that I'm talking about records on labels that I tended to buy from ten years ago (Matador, T&G, Merge, &c.).
194. coffee and coffee culture?????????????????
Coffee? Is this like those MarkCL & Mr. Que parody entries?
Sarahel, I still say your screen name as Sara Hell, but like it's one word. I'm not a photoblogger.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
200. people who take pictures who aren't photobloggers
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
I don't get your "????????????"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
taking pics on mundane shit is cool as long as you post them here Cellpwn Pics
― carne asada, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
Coffee is 2009? Coffee bothers you?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
how can you be sick of coffee
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
pffft
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
some of us have just started to understand coffee
xxxp - that does not bother me in the slightest.
i wish i had the dumb cable that allows me to transfer my mundane pictures from my phone to my computer. It's almost decaying billboard season, and I think I want to document it.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
xxxxxpost Yeah, I just send them to a friend, usually. I usually take pictures of the sky and traffic and traffic lights and roadside signs. All in one picture, I mean.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
you have to email the pictures from your phone
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
It's okay, Granny.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
yes, cds were 25 bucks when they came out in 1985. was not "always this way"
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, you mms them from your phone to another phone, or to email.
xpost But that doesn't suggest a 2009 trend. Saying that records have gone up in price in the last few years because of higher demand or whatever would be a trend.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
Coffee is crazy popular now. And it's fucking nasty shit and everyone is all jacked up for the morning and then crashes at noon and turn into crabby mofos. Cafes/coffee culture is totally egregious and a blight on my generation. I'm only being slightly hyperbolic. The fact that someone is "omg wtf???????????????????? how can you hate coffee" proves my point.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^^^ stone him
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
Like, "OMG everyone's buying records now and it used to just be me and now the prices have gone up."
for a while i was taking pics of subtly o_O signage at Whole Foods, but i never sent them to anyone
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
coffee is good for you
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
ask your local nutrition nazi
i bet J0rdan hates this thread now.
i only started drinking lattes this year
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
i can see how you, as an individual, can hate coffee
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
I sort of agree with Granny in that people really do sort of have a problem with using coffee too much as mood moderator.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
no they don't, people have a problem with drinking coffee so they have an excuse to be dicks
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
i look at those people like i look at people who drink shitty beer just to get wasted.
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
xp: and that is not coffee's fault, that people are dicks
coffee rules
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
coffee is the best, but i am not sure what "coffee culture" is...therefore it must be suspicious and wrong!
i like coffee because it is one of the very consistent joys in my life. IS THAT SO WRONG?
― Maria, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
if someone's a dick, don't blame coffee, blame the penis
xxxxxxpost But it's not 2009. And cafe culture in the US isn't new, either. At least one could argue that it's a nice change from meeting and talking with people in bars.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
― Roger Sánchez Broto (vain_bowers), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 11:46 (7 hours ago)
Uh...
How long until the term "electro" becomes a dirty word?
― dog latin, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
Jesus fuck.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
2187. dogs speaking latin
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
i should fix granny one of my strong cups of fresh oaxacan coffee
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
coffee culture = when you leave the pot out for several days and it gets that "film" on the top
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't mean that people act like dicks because of coffee. I meant that I have friends who get really tired from not drinking it, and then get really buzzed accidentally sometimes and stay up all night. They're not dicks, they're just tired or wired.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
1488. third person plural
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
i like that places are taking coffee seriously rather than just serving up swill, which is also why i appreciate places that serve up interesting beer and know their shit rather than just the usual half dozen boring brews.
i think i'm becoming a coffee snob.
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
your friends being dicks has nothing to do with coffee, get new coffee, get new friends
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, coffee shops aren't . . . I don't know. They serve coffee! They could practically be McDonald's sometimes, but with more laptops and fewer ballpits.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
1489. ball pits
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
you sound like someone in 1994 who thinks friends is trying to be trendy by having the characters hang out in a cafe, not a bar.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
no you guys i have met people that use the word "coffee culture" and they are despicable, trust me on this
― lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
Who said anyone's friends were dicks!
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
how do you get tired from not drinking coffee; that does not strike me as a particularly exhausting act
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
the smell of coffee makes me want to gag. the person who sits behind me at work took up the habit a few weeks ago and that's all I smell from 9-11am. my attempts to get her to quit have so far been unsuccessful; her pusher is winning out. (mind you she's said she wants to quit, it's not like I just go up to her out of the blue and tell her STOP THE MADNESS or something).
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
Not that I wouldn't like some new friends.
1490. The Dicks (the punk band from Texas)
2188. oaxacan invasion of popular cuisine
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
ok granny you are sounding like a crazy person
― lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I am just plum tuckered out from not drinking all this coffeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
i think u are the problem yes xp
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
At least one could argue that it's a nice change from meeting and talking with people in bars.
what a shitty argument that would be!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
it's called withdrawal
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
Tired from not drinking coffee - I don't drink it, but I always thought, and people anecdotally confirm this to me, that you can possibly develop a chemical habit and can feel run down without it.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
Jesus, that post got in there at a lucky time. Too fast!
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
Coffee is the greatest.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
i am in a 'coffee shop' that also serves beer and wine and it rules
― lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
coffee is high in antioxidants
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
1066: the battle of Hastings
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
300: This is Sparta!
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
I don't like the smell of shitty coffee, either, or the coffee smell in break rooms.
Granny's not crazy, he's just acting a little like cutty or somebody.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
you people are making me hate coffee more by the second. well played.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
816: Granny Dainger
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
196. referring to other posters to describe another poster.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.girlsgunsandghouls.com/coffy.jpg
don't hate
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
Sorry, Granny. You are not him.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
too many people use coffee as fuel when it should be used as a leisure-time drink imo
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^^yes
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
Pam Grier does not belong on a list of annoying things.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
You are Granny and you hate coffee and some people on this thread think your opinions about coffee are a little cantankerous-sounding and eccentric.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
coffee is versatile, imho
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
1814. Rhythm Nation
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
so you like to save your gagging for leisure time?
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
What about David Alan Grier?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
1812: overture
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
Haha.
2001: people that forget
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^ never
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
What about Rosy Grier?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
Who?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
Do I have to google RTer? What's an RTer?
really don't understand how disliking coffee is "eccentric"! being cantankerous on purpose because, hello, EVERYONE likes cofffee and if you don't you are ECCENTRIC AND INSANE.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
150. pizza
― lots of jerks (gbx), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
but being annoyed by local/sustainable/organic, yeah that's totally sane and normal
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
Granny I don't think you're eccentric or insane. You're fine. I would probably hang out with you in person and we wouldn't drink any coffee at all.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
whoops - spelled it wrong - him:
http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krsgtkIzOV1qa6k0mo1_400.jpg
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
And I don't think anyone on this thread agrees with everything on the list, even with the parody entries taken out.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
He's an endorser, then.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
coffee is awesome and fwiw i expressed disdain that ppl could be annoyed by local/sustainable/organic.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
he played pro football, then was on tons of commercials in the 70s
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
local/sustainable/organic
^^^not annoyed at all by this, i am however annoyed by the carl's jr/hardee's style of smug "show them you don't give a fuck: eat this and die early" advertising
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
199. eccentric, insane people
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
Re-Tweet? Is it Re-Tweet? I can't figure this out.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
i want to know when things are local/sustainable/organic
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
xxxp ^^ not a 2009 trend
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
I have drunk coffee before.
I'm totally annoyed by pizza, because I don't have any
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe we as ilx don't have a handle on the zeitgeist.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
I'd eat pizza now, too.
zeitgeist = wanting pizza now - i think ilx has a handle on it
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
If someone would tell me what an RTer is I would start my homework.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
201. the fact that we are the 21st Century, people, and yet there is no such thing yet as "pizza coffee"
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
That's like the last 60 years, Sarah.
Gross.
http://www.zazzle.com/b_b_pizza_coffee_mug-168444958909435502
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
pizza coffee makes indian pizza sound appetizing.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
b_b
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
b_p
I would try palak paneer on a pizza
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
a_c
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
e_m
really want coffee now
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
Robot Taxonomy
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
indian pizza is fucking awesome
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
202. being on a boat, shawtey-ey
― warmsherry, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
Seriously one of the best things.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG4zV0euo1E
o rly
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
i like pizza and i like indian food but i don't like indian food pizza.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
you know the first thing I want to put on a pizza is a shit-ton of cabbage
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
What?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
you didn't what?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
wasn't talking to you
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
Que?
Oh, pizza coffee. Yeah, that sounds gross.
203. microblogging204. microbrew
― warmsherry, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
or you
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://zantespizza.com/images/menu/109_0982indpizza300.jpg
But in a coffee cup.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
okay yes that looks awesome
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
i like sauerkraut on pizza ok but plain cabbage sounds bad
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't know Dan wants to put cabbage on his pizza first thing.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
That pizza looks good.
i've already been thoroughly chastised by Dan about my taste in pizza.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
Micro-anything sounds kind of fun. People like tiny things.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
213. tiny things
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
214. micropenis
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
micro-poop
Hmm, I wonder if Zantes will deliver to my office.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
216. people who forget to number things
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
i think everything is worth one try on pizza.
― Maria, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
Even micro-poop on a pizza?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
lol - even micropoop?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
Swear to whatever, I knew a girl who preferred small penises.
105676: whatever
Plus, a really, really tiny penis, like, one that looked like it was made out of marzipan or something? That would be funny.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
Whatever!
marzipan anything is funny
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
marzipan holocaust is NOT FUNNY
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, not funny. But . . . I mean . . .
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
marzipan suggest bans
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
I wouldn't be offended, and I'd still be all like, wtf.
How would one render that in marzipan?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
the holocaust or a suggest ban?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
re: microbrews and "coffee culture", if it takes decades to get sick of something, is it really worth mentioning?
The retweet thing is annoying because it's nothing more than copying and pasting someone else's tweet. God, I fucking hate twitter and all the little terminology that comes with it. I guess I'd say the only thing I hate more than tweeting, is retweeting. If you can't even think of 140 characters worth of something to say, just stfu and put your iphone away.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
The holocaust I wouldn't be offended by. The suggest ban I wouldn't know how to make. It'd just look like a computer screen with tiny blue marzipan type.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
marizpan human-skin-lampshade ... would be hard to get joke without piles of marizpan corpses in common grave.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
Shit. It IS RETWEET. Okay, I'm going to do my homework, now.
it could be shaped like a button, with decorative blue fleur de lis.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
according to GIS, marzipan suggest ban looks like this:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/marzipan-babies1.jpg
ew
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
that makes sense b/c suggest ban i always envisioned like limbo
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
i'm just imagining the hand closing and crushing them all
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
i think that would be funny.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
each click of SB closes the hand a little more
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
hahahah
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
now i'm envisioning the marzipan infants as each of lj's previous display names
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
215 TUMBLR
― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
sorry i havent posted much on this thread but i was all tired out from drinking a bunch of coffee
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)
it's ok, i think we covered everything in existence
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
if it takes decades to get sick of something, is it really worth mentioning?
Yes duh wtf kind of question is that. "If I start out with a light brush of your arm, and then gradual increase the annoyance factor to where I'm pissing in your skull, no need to mention it, touchypants". Also for the record, I was annoyed with coffee in 1995, when suddenly everyone I knew started drinking it (because it was such an "adult" thing to do) and I'd have to hang out in cafes and eat overpriced ,mediocre muffins and listen to shitty music and try to play board games that were missing crucial pieces.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
none dare call it coffspiracy
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
216. misplaced commas
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
217. board games missing crucial pieces
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
and try to play board games that were missing crucial pieces.
real life lulz @ that!
― carne asada, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
218. people pissing in my skull when all i asked for was a light brush on the arm
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
219. cheese: the silent killer
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)
10) "fail"― circa1916,
― circa1916,
one thing I love about conversations like this, is that sometimes I won't realize I have been sick of something until someone mentions it. and I am so sick of "fail".
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 4:25 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 3:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
Late to the party, but lolling like mad at the idea coffee enthusiasm is something new, rather than something from I dont know TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO AT LEAST.
But hey if its "nasty shit" that says more about US coffee than about decent coffee imo /challops.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
oh for the love of little baby jesus
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
marzipan baby jesus
― Maria, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)
babies
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
marzipan pedophiles
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
220: MMA
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
Oh dear, I think GD took me seriously. Oh well.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
no it was the "people been drinking coffe since before 2009" think. like duh, 90% of the stuff listed here has been going on for awhile now.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
221. The term "stan"
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ agreed but until we have a replacement shorthand term for "am a huge fan of" im going to keep using it
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
fanboy
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
real talk.
222. "real talk"
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
Oh My God I Hate Flip-Flops
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
also it keeps people from resorting to "have its babies/take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant" which can only be a good thing as noted above
xxxpost thats like two extra letters to type and i just cant be bothered
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
223. ^^^this
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
stan works as a verb, too. vv handy.
Most precious of blisses, Choicer than ten thousand kisses, Sweeter than muscatel wine! Coffee, if my Pa would please me, Only coffee will appease me, I hail thee coffee, mine!
—Christian Friedrich Henrici, for Johann Sebastian Bach's Coffee Cantata
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
1734
what a coffee stan
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)
224: People wearing bluejeans. Who do you think you are, a gold miner?
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)
225: "Oral" sex. Not the way to procreate, people!
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
i just want to say--im ok with "stan" being appropriated as just meaning "humongous fan"--but the word in my understanding is a little more subtle, implying not just a certain kind of fanaticism but also a willingness to follow the object of your standom down roads no sane person would go, and, in particular, to defend the stan-ee against all attacks, even, and especially, when those attacks are legitimate
― max, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
^^ i had no idea what that word meant until now.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
what a stan stan jeez
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
226: All this fuss about lazerdiscs
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
i associate "stan" with max because of ilx and therefore could never be sick of it; fuck the haters.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
227: Nectarines. Fuck you if you eat nectarines, you fucking hipster scum.
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)
937. brushing your teeth in the kitchen sink at work
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
i really like stan and still think its funny
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
i also associate the term 'stan' w/ max. i think it's a useful term
― mark cl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
especially like "defends stan-ee against all attacks, especially when those legitimate"
― mark cl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
i associate the term 'stan' with central asia, but i'm moving past that
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
i don't get stan but at least it's not "i'll ride for it." like ride what
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)
it makes me picture a guy riding a pony carrying a flag
i picture ppl riding on hogs
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
motorcycles or pigs, they both work.
lol
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
riding dinosaurs or bears there is no other option
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
maybe unicorns
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
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What were you people talking about? Just flip flops?
I'd brush my teeth in the bathroom sink at work. I don't want people watching me brush my teeth. That was when I brushed my teeth at work.
Whitey bringing some Ronan/Mr. Que action.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
They do all that when they stan?
476. people who feel the need to summarize threads
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
477. Driveways; parkways. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)
478. Airline food: it's not very good.
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
479. "funny" display names
― Jeff, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
480. "ish" as in "product"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
481. Guys named Jeff. The preferred spelling is Geoff, get with the times people.
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)
What about funny without quotes display names?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
― harbl, Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
my favorite iteration is the ethan-esque "i fuck with _________"
― max, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
482. Lactation. I'm not impressed.
― some random sauce like lentils jalapenos and donkey milk (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
i dunno. it's the kind of thing i want to ask "do you talk like that in real life" but i know i don't type like i talk in real life so i can't really say that
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
i talk embarrassingly close to how i type, especially when im drunk
― max, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
483. being impressed with things
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
What would be embarrassing about talking like you type? Don't we have broader vocabularies when we write than when we speak? Don't we organize our thoughts better and express them more articulately? Just because you write with colloquialisms.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)
i have actually never seen "i'll ride for it" before this thread
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)
I've never seen "I fuck with."
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
maybe he doesn't have any fingers and has to type with his nose, making it a really embarrassing ordeal?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
"stupid o'clock"
― Bob Six, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
Like, probably not even "I fuck with" when someone's trying to say what they fuck with. Have you ever typed with your nose? It's not easy.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
i think i write in more run-on sentences. also sometimes i can't stop laughing at stuff lol
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
i've seen "i fuck with"
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
i9['=mkj do0iinngt
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)
have you guys ever read how i type on this message board, i basically re-use the same six phrases ad nauseam
― max, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)
only difference between my posting style and how I talk is that I draw pictures instead of make collages irl
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)
Still we like you, Max.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)
i typed that post with my nose - it is indeed difficult.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
Hahahaha.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
Still laughing.
OK, calming down.
yyou shjo0uld try niot isx fun
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
I should try not six fun?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
that is nose-typing for "you should try it - is fun.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
no.
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
i am going to9 thgew stoire
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
I'm not bad at nose typing, but I think I'd tie a stick to my stubs else I'd always be dizzy.
hahahaha HA
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
Um. So. 2009.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
493. chipotle
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, wtf.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
494. "I'm quitting iPhone development because of Apple's app review policies. I'm going to tell the world or at least the people on my Twitter stream."495. Facebook is going to be the white pages/social directory of the Internet/world.496. Michael Arrington
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
there is chipotle ice cream
I'm going miniature golfing tonight.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
Is it burrito flavored or just regular ice cream?
good thing for u guys that roxy doesn't mod this board
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
I KNOW RIGHT
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
it's ice cream with various other things that is also chipotle flavored to some extent -- which i haven't actually eaten, because i'm behind the times and am just reconciling myself to acai in everything.
i like mini-golf a lot.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
You don't have to worry about acai if you can't affort acai.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
Roxy only mods on weekends, anyway.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
Oh yeah,
497. acai
― nickn, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
chipotle is the new acai which is the new pomagranate
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
pomegranate is awesome, acai is just pointless, acai is the new goji berries
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
afforthttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6820/cd11249981d34f3cb7618e5.jpg
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)
5384. Sriracha
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
RONG
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
I made pomegranate & chocolate chip ice cream with my old girlfriend. It was good! It had a lot of crunchy bits because the chocolate wasn't semi-sweet, it was too dark, and because we didn't strain the pomegranate seeds out.
My diversity in education professor was talking about acai as if it were . . . it's not worth recalling and describing, really.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
How can they make chipotle ice cream?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
aw at the affort
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
My own private provato.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
o_O?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
sriracha: classic
"_______ has become a fan of sriracha": dud
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
What, the movie?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
What happened to Mr. What?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
HEEEEEEEEEEEE said something about 13449. Summarizing threads and then took off.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
Going to, uh, play mini-golf with some friends and grab some hot dogs. That's what he said.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
Take cell phone pics of him posing with the fiberglass gorilla.
13350. annoying J0rdan S
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
For his tumblr account.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
I don't know anything about 13350.
Actually no self-respecting photoblogger would perpetrate self-shots like that.
annoying - in terms of causing him annoyance
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
Because he's a stand-up guy? Who is annoying him?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
me, apparently.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
Oh.
I guess I really am going to go to the store and to miniature golf and try to act like a real person for a little while.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
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What a lot of frivolity.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
emailed you.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
OH THANK GOD
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
lj's gonna be jealous
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
497. People stopping in the middle of a stairway (and blocking everyone behind them) to text/check iphone.498. People having video conferences on their laptops in public places with the volume cranked up.499. Live Facebook updating/Twittering positive re-enforcements to Obama during his primetime speeches.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
xxpost It's a message board, not workplace chatter. You don't have to pretend you're trying to keep up with this thread.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
holy shit it is a message board
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
should sarahel have her own bored y/n
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
was wondering how the hell this thread had gotten to nearly 700 posts
― nog right (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
500. dragging 95-year-old Great Depression survivors from the edge of the grave to ask them brainless interview questions like, "this, this economic crisis, this is like déjà vu for you, huh?"
501. using liquid smoke in non-bbq-type dishes (oatmeal, pasta, salads, etc.)
502. tugging on a passerby's elbow skin (wenis) to see how far it stretches
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
uhh
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
re 502.- wtf?????
― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
wenis? i hope this isn't a thing.
― Maria, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
that crazy unregistered!
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:11 (49 minutes ago)
This is making me laugh and I'm not sure why.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe the idea of someone ejaculating those words after actually realizing that they're on a message board. It reminds me of that Victor Pelevin book about the minotaur myth where they're all in a chatroom, except in that book they're pretty aware they're in a chatroom right from the start.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
deep
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
cheap
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)
― nog right (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:15 PM (54 minutes ago)
blame coffee.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
the affort pic upthread is so great.
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
503. that crazy unregistered!
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
504. People stopping in the middle of a mini golf course (and blocking everyone behind them) to post on a message board.
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
Groceries first, then minigolf. But minigolf got canceled. I'm watching a movie instead.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)
something something from my iPhone
I'm with the gorilla right now.
I'm climbing up on his arms.
Is this liveblogging? I can see the giraffe.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
minigolf got canceled
:(
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
It's okay. Katie's tired and she lives across town. This is the second time in my life I've lived this close to a minigolf course.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)
yo does it have a windmill
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6724/golf05r.jpg
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9787/golf06.jpg
I went to this family-owned place all the time when I was a kid. it had heart! and to this day I'm disappointed at any mini golf course that isn't all twee and rustic and handmade.
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)
if that wasn't in gatlinburg then in don't count
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
eh? it is/was in Swanzey, NH, but if it doesn't count then ;_;
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
505. Overuse of the ellipsis
― badg, Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
...
― mrs. baoutterworth (unregistered), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:45 (sixteen years ago)
506. Skankin' Pickle
― CharlieS, Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
that's a thing in '09?
― fel (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)
somtimes when i see thist hread title i think it says farts or fags
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Thursday, 12 November 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)
"more of an annoying thing than a fad, but it's another way for luddites to be all smug about how much they "don't need" technology. (nothing against luddites, just don't like the smugness. i don't "need" facebook either and i'm not impressed that you're not on it.)"
Two questions arise:
1) How do you know they're 'bragging'?
2) Isn't it possibly just a tad presumptuous to assume they give a rat's tossbag whether or not they are impressing you?
― Fred Nerk, Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:58 (sixteen years ago)
new to this meme?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694 etc. etc.
― fel (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 November 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)
(yes they are almost definitely bragging)
― fel (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 November 2009 08:05 (sixteen years ago)
I met a 20 year old girl who said she wasn't on Facebook and I think she thought it was a virtue, but it wasn't annoying or very braggy. People mention it in conversation. I guess it seems a more pertinent comment than the I-don't-have-a-tv comment, because people have grown up with tv usually and know what it is, but Facebook seems more of a trend, like, "I haven't tried it yet, this is why." Some people blurt things out. This was a very talkative girl.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 12 November 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
I deleted my FB account. Not so much because I want to appear above it, more that I simply don't have time anymore and was only using it for Lex/Scrabble. I do miss it, but I won't go back.
Has anyone mentioned chick lit? Hate the term.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 12 November 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)
Chiclet?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/425659704_7a39e32a3e.jpg?v=0
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 November 2009 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
until a few months ago, if Facebook came up in conversation, I might have mentioned that I didn't have an account because a few years ago I went and killed all my social networking accounts due to privacy concerns. I finally buckled and signed up for it. I was wrong about it... the whole "wall" function, and the ability to read it on my cell phone, makes it something new entirely. Something that sucks.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Thursday, 12 November 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
I don't think "not needing" technology has anything to do with the vast majority of people who aren't into Facebook.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
i deleted FB because it was making me hate a lot of mostly nice folks who were acting like fucktards and saying smug awful things. it was like 15% fun max.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
ilx is like 95% fun
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Thursday, November 12, 2009 6:43 AM (Yesterday)
i shaved my beard for the first time in four years. and it was a big big big mistake.
― indie spare (electricsound), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)
oh this reminds me that I need to shave soon
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)
farts
fags
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)
"monetize" "incentivize" etc
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)
man you need to cleanse your mind or something
xp yeah you too
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)
"monetize" only annoys me when coming from people who think they will. Pointing out things that cannot be monetized is the new black, imo.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)
Oh, and it's really, really black.
i deleted most of my FB apps and "fan" statuses. i was sick of the spam and also had privacy concerns. but facebook still keeps finding ways to make itself worse.
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
Facebook itself is fairly safe, as near as I can tell. Dig into your settings, set your defaults to nothing, go "black" as they say on FB (meaning not even your name can be clicked), and you're pretty secure. FB apps are another story entirely. I don't use any anymore. No quizzes, no games, none of that shit. It's not the data mining that bugs me, it's the lack of control I have over it. Fuck all of that until they fix it.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
Zombies.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
683. Pirates/Talk Like a Pirate Day (or was this more 2008 than 2009)
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, for me that pirate/ninja shit was played out years ago. This year it's zombie kitsch I am sick of. I'll probably still play Left 4 Dead 2 and rent Zombieland when it comes out, but I am so god damn sick of zombies.
― Buck Utah (rockapads), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)
me too, although i watched the argento cut of dawn of the dead on halloween.
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
zombies are definitely the new pirates
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
People who hug everyone they meet and are weird if you are reluctant about hugging them. I hug family members, but I don't see why everyone fucking hugs everyone. What happen to a good handshake?
― Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
this is what happened
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
re: zombies
Y’all should just follow my example and not socialize with people so much and stay in and stick to things that are classic like zombie movies. Pirates and ninjas (man, weird that there wasn’t a ninja cinematic revival, given how tied together those things were as trends) come and go, but zombies are all-time. So long as you don’t hang out with a bunch of fuckwits who are always “I got this great myspace flyer for a shamble."
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
bye kingfish ;_;
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ninja-assassin-337x500.jpg
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.30rockonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/whodatninga.jpg
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
I'll put this on the facebook thread too, but it's what I was talking about re:facebook apps.
http://consumerist.com/5400720/mafia-wars-ceo-brags-about-scamming-users-from-day-one
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
744. all things 2012 doomsday related, despite the fact that i know ive got 3 more fucking years to hate this ahead of me
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
I'm just looking forward to the parties.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
looking forward to being vindicated or dead
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)
looking forward to pissing in some skulls
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
767. the band Skullpisser
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
this weekend i mean. plans for 2012 are still up in the air.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 08:00 (sixteen years ago)
― Lamp, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
x at least 80
― contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:11 (sixteen years ago)
So long as you don’t hang out with a bunch of fuckwits who are always “I got this great myspace flyer for a shamble."
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
is that what it is? it is a shamble? there was one at the supermarket
― contenderizer, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:13 (sixteen years ago)
"Shambles" are the zombie version of flashmobs.
― HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)
I would be so fucking pissed if one were to happen at my Safeway.
― HOOS University (kingkongvsgodzilla), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)
all things 2012 doomsday related, despite the fact that i know ive got 3 more fucking years to hate this ahead of me
OTMiest thing on the thread
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)
Movember.
http://www.movember.com/
I *know* it's for charity, but suffering christ.
― MaresNest, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
i still cant get behind dumb things when they are "for charity." people can just give the money to charity without any showoffy biz imo
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
excuses 4 moustaches r stupid, every1 just have moustaches plz unless u r an indie girl r something maybe
― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
xxp - this is the first I have heard of this.
― sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
im not real torn up about it or anything but i dont suffer ppl with clearly ironic moustaches 100% gladly
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
thats a sep. issue though
xactly, own it r piss off imo
― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
what's in the nov. issue?
― sarahel, Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=63&threadid=76539
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)
steel seein farts guys, not even joking here
― farting irl (cankles), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)
reemergence of fist bumping. maybe 2008?, but people are still ruining the end of otherwise pleasant social experiences with this embarrassing finale.
― high-five machine (schlump), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
I'm still not tired of Juggalos somehow. Done with furry jokes/anything abt furries though. It's old, it's over, it's boring and somehow cruel.
― vadnais heights is cougartown (Jon Lewis), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
i've always found the furry thing cruel, too. and judgmental. in a close-minded/conservative. but the whole thing is pretty hard for me to comprehend, so it's an easy target and something i am still guilty of using as examples of unforgivably tacky fetishes. either way, the furry joke is seriously played out, so agree w/ that too.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
i think the time has come to stop using "_______________ porn" as in "here are some pictures of chairs ISNT IT DESIGN PORN" or "CHECK OUT THIS FOOD PORN BY WHICH I MEAN NICELY-PHOTOGRAPHED PLATES OF FOOD"
― max, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
complaint porn
― swagula (Lamp), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
How about a porn magazine porn magazine? That is, a magazine, full of porn magazine porn, which is to say, pictures of porn magazines. Not the pictures inside the porn magazines, just pictures of the porn magazines themselves. Like, pictured on a shelf or something.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds a bit like bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)
like when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
No, that's a sandwich sandwich.
― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
ummm...
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
urgh.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
Say what?
― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)
old ilx meme
I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.
Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
What about porn magazine sandwich sandwich porn magazines?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
what is it when you chew up a piece of bread and spread the resulting paste between two bits of bread --cozen
Fucking disgusting
― I JUST NEED TO SING "CRAZY FOR YOU" TO KNOW HOW MY HEART FEELS (Stevie D), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
"Porn Magazine Sandwich Sandwich Porn Magazine Magazine Monthly - the monthly magazine for people who are into porn magazines featuring sandwiches made from sandwiches made from porn magazines. Includes free pull-out section."
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
porn magazines wrapped in bacon and deep-fried OMGGGG nom nom
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
i was looking to cut down on my wheat-based carbs anyway.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
"fail" and especially "epic fail"
― ciderpress, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
"Awesome" as a noun.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
wait when did 'resultant paste' drop out of ILX consciousness because that shit is all-time
― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hZoNajyh_j8/S7qNcf0uXpI/AAAAAAAAALM/DBKSJ5qrmUg/s400/titleshot.jpg"There's some porn in here!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
― cymose corymb (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:06 (13 minutes ago)
Around here it's refereed to as a bread sandwich. You can ring the changes and have a fried bread bread sandwich, or a fried bread sandwich, or a fried fried bread bread sandwich. Or you could have your bread sandwich toasted. In one of those toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
similarly: "_________ virgin" / "popping your _______ cherry"
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
ike when you have a piece of bread between two bits of bread. bread bread.
― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:06 AM (Yesterday)
http://epiclol.com/albums/Lolz/what-has-science-done.jpg
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
^toasted bread sandwich bread sandwich toasters.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3797363014_87d7c39928.jpg
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
im pretty sure bread between two slices of bread is a bread sandwhich or bread on white/wheat/rye etc
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
I think a pure sandwich sandwich is a logical impossibility, cuz a sandwich must be a something-sandwich. Bread-bread-bread - bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bread-bread - double bread sandwich. Bread-bread-bacon-bread-bread - bacon sandwich sandwich.
That is, unless it's sandwiches all the way down.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
otoh this has no right at all to sully the good name of sandwiches imho:
http://eater.com/uploads/kfc-double-down-counter.jpg
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
'girl crush'/'boy crush'
― FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
xp- A bacon sandwich sandwich is a kind of sandwich sandwich, no? So sandwich sandwich is a thing.
Is that even how you spell sandwich? I can't tell anymore after reading this thread.
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
Also - "X is a thing"
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
it is a kind of sandwich sandwich, but not the pure sandwich sandwich I specified. Sandwitch. Sangwidge. Sammich.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
Ah, the pure sandwich sandwich, fodder for theological debate since the 13th century. If it did exist, could we even know it?
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
Max otm
― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 September 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
gotta admit even tho it looks gross the Double Down is awesome. not to your body and not in terms of a culinary experience but the fact that it made my mouth get crunk
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
Double Down looks a little like the Puerto Rican sandwiches in Chicago that substitute deep-fried plaintain for bread.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
By Merdeyeux' fundie purist definition that wouldn't be any kind of sandwich at all.
― seandalai, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
i don't get the "sammich" thing - like do people think it's cute, is it supposed to signify a whimsical nature? Is it that they associate sandwiches with childhood, and calling it a "sammich" is a reference to that period of their lives?
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Yes.
― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
Also I guess it's how one would pronounce "sandwich" if one were to be eating a sandwich at the time.
mmm I loves me a porn sammich
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
talking with your mouth full is pretty rude
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
anyway, i think it's annoying and i am sick of it - people of all ages eat sandwiches
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
well it isn't helped that Quiznos now calls some of their sandwiches "Sammies", which reinforces it.
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
maybe i just talk weird - but i'd say "sanwich" - not sure where the "m" sound comes from
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
I know some people who pronounce it samwidge with nothing but adult intentions. So to speak. And I only said sammich because I needed a third variation. Anyway this topic is to blame for my current sadness, as after participating I felt like having a sandwich for dinner but the shop had none. :(
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
I dislike most slang that is based on mispronunciation in general. also fratboys ruin ALL slang, that is fact.
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
like in high school I knew a guy who spelled damn "damb" as slang. like lamb.
oh - i have no problem with pronunciation variants due to accents - it's this faux-infantile speech (though it is mostly posting on the internet, and not actual real life speech) that is irritating. Like the way little kids talk is cute when it's done by actual little kids. But on something like facebook - it just feels like people are trying too hard.
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
trying too hard to what?
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
to be cute, endearing, whimsical - i dunno
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
ppl complaining about other ppl "trying too hard"
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
lol - fair enough!
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
Dammmmmb
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
<3
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
honestly - i think the "sammich" people that annoy me, also annoy me for less trivial reasons
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
i also dislike it when anybody who isn't a Cuban gangster says "mang"
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
So if you stand a loaf of bread up on its side... is there just an endless possibility of bread sandwiches within? Can it be used as a motivational tool sort of like "you are capable of anything"? It is up to you to choose how many bread sandwiches you make in life.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/05/father_son_lead_wideweb__470x327,0.jpg
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
life = bread loaf
to be clear.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
I think Rachel Ray has a lot to do with the "sammies" revival of the late 2000s.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
i dislike the term "sandwich artist". ain't difficult to make a dang sandwich and I don't care how it looks I care how it tastes
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
what is a sandwich artist? is it like the person who draws little foam designs in coffee drinks? Do they do that with sandwiches?
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
It's a person who works in Subway, basically.
― ailsa, Friday, 10 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
I'm all for job titles like "sandiwch artists" that give a little dignity.
― Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Friday, 10 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
i'd feel a bit undignified with a job title that contains a typo
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
i dislike fancy or uber-pretentious job titles, even when I have them myself
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
Traditionally, the more grandiose the job label, the shittier the job.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
exactly. i was a Media Specialist once when really all I did was tell someone where the crappy Harvey Danger cds were and put crap on shelves.
― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Friday, 10 September 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
"Trad" instead of "traditional". It sounds like a preppy boy's name.
― Break the Ice (kkvgz), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
now people can't say "i miss you." they have to say "i miss your face"
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
i miss @ ur face?
― sarahel, Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
"yeppers"
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
"ain't difficult to make a dang sandwich"
i've bought some very poorly constructed sandwiches before so i believe the opposite must exist, someone who can really save a mediocre to poor sandwich purely through skill.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:58 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah I have been decidedly not feeling this for some time - associate it with a fairly specific indieish sort of girl but this might just say more about the company I keep tbf
― I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
I find it shocking + disturbing that in 2010 people are still saying, "i threw up a little in my mouth."
― Mordy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
I am gonna start going around saying "I miss your ballz"
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
I really hate it when people write 'woop woop'.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
in what context
― evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
I always get "Welcome to Woop Woop" mixed up with "Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert".
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
yes, woop woop is inexcusable
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
I hate "Huzzah!"
― She Got the Shakes, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
― evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 10:38 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark
On Facebook, for example: "Jane Smith can't wait for the weekend! Woop woop!"
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
Also w00t.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
people who say w00t irl are the worst
― dayo, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
I have a friend who sometimes says 'el oh el' irl in a really deadpan voice, it's actually quite funny.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
people who say 'weak sauce'
― once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
― Aerosol, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
what does that even mean
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
it means the thing which needs to to be omg flavorbomb is not so much
― waka flocka display name (zvookster), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
At work edition: the abuse of "leverage" by all mid-level managers
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
real talk is bad, weak sauce is worseuse of "-face" as a suffix is bad
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
drunkface, etc. is this local?
sadly not
― once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
i am very sick of aggro bicyclists w/o helmets
― once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
it is the new 'not picking up my dog's shit'
still kinda like real talk
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
is that a fad though
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
is 'put that in your pipe and smoke it' a fad? because i think it is supremely annoying and might want to use it in class
― once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
Haha, I quite like 'put that in your pipe'. It sounds charmingly old-fashioned to me.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
"OH NOM NOM"
haha. great typo.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
yeah its old as hell
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
"good times" x2
― Pinktits, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
in the 90s there was this spate of people saying goodbye or leaving a party by saying "it's been real... and it's been fun... but it hasn't been real fun.." like for NO REASON other than they thought it sounded clever but it just made them sound like dicks
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
what I hate is how I say some of the things mentioned on this thread without thinking, because I am old as hell, and don't even realize how annoying they are - even to me. this thread helps me purge certain things from my vocabulary. Deadpan "good times" being one of them.
― get off my lawn (rockapads), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
you will take my "good times" from my cold, dead hands
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
when someone kills you for still saying it in 2012
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
whenever someone says "good times" like that, it makes me want to sing the theme song to the Good Times tv show - sometimes I do, esp. the "temporary layoffs" lyric
― sarahel, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
I can't think of the "temporary layoffs" lyric without the following "easy credit rip-offs" lyric.
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
The expression 'you say that like it's a bad thing'
― sonofstan, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
xp - that song is a real jam
― sarahel, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
never heard it used this way! woop woop is australian for bumfuck egypt
― evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 1:08 PM Bookmark
People's choice of ironic expressions tends to inadvertently reveal things about them imo.
― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
YESSSSSS God I hate this.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah Hurting, it was also weird because they didn't actually mean what they were saying - but the temptation to reuse this stupid joke was just too irresistable. it's similar to the trap that subeditors can fall into of being unable to resist making a pun or joke in a headline, which subtly alters the meaning of what they're saying and ends up misrepresenting the substance of the article underneath it.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
some of the things here are sort of useful...i really think if you collated ilx's collective phrase hate there'd be nothing left
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
EXACKLY
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
I like exackly. :(
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
yeah me too i was just agreeing with garda
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
Most of these are still in use. I'm tired of the phrases "I'm just sayin'", "You mad" and all tired-out forms of the word "hate".
― I've played polar pool for far too long (MintIce), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
"please to be..."
all that cheezburger cat stuff needs to die, I cannot understand how this became a big thing when it wasn't even funny the first time.
also pretty much everything related to Family Guy
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
"thanking you"
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
"what had happened was..."
― andrew m., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
is that a "thing"?? seems pretty unobjectionable to me
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
it doesn't look like much on paper, but ... oh nevermind. maybe it's just an annoying habit some of my friends have.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
Local Garda OTM – I feel like my choices in life after reading a thread like this are either, you know, running the risk of irritating someone with language, or never talking or writing ever again.
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
oh i've got one. when someone says "correct" in place of "yeah".
"so would you like cheese on your burger?"
"correct"
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
pure pure hate
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
A comedian friend of mine once complained about other comedians' use of the phrase "So that happened" as all-purpose filler between jokes. It was interesting because, even though I'd never really noticed it before, I could see how it could become fairly endemic (and thus annoying) within that particular culture.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
I use "correct" all the time, esp over the phone, and esp with things that might cost me extra money like dealing with messed up utilities or business deals or w/e. Because a lot of the people on the other end may not speak English so fluently and it just seems clearer, more definite than "right" or "yeah" and less likely to be in any way mis-interpreted.
― I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
Or, I don't know, confirming details at the doctor's office or something. You can get lost in the system in a hurry if anything in your record is entered incorrectly.
― I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
"so would you like cheese on your burger?" is more annoying.
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
What's wrong with "yes"??
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
I can let it slide with bureacratic stuff I guess - it just sounds like you're setting yourself up as a judge: "correct, well done. You have positively aligned with my own opinion."
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know, I guess! I suspect that one-syllable words are easier to mistake? I'll have to think about it.
― I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
why not shake things up with "correctamundo"
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know that it would occur to me to use it like that? It's mostly for confirming factual information. Some of the phone calls I've been through with Dish Network about suspicious charges, I'd do anything to make sure my records were 100% correct.
― I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
that's grand ya sound fine
― l∞l (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
"yesh" ala michael scott
― andrew m., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
i'm with Laurel here. Only use "correct" like that in the situations she described.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
i knew a funny, loud girl who used to say "correct" when good songs started playing, in a really deadpan way. this sounds like a real annoyance, but i liked it about her
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
she also was an indie girl who wore a comical moustache at times, and an aspiring music critic. basically she is everything ilx makes fun of embodied into one human, but she was great!
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
the thing about most of these phrases is that there's always a minority of people who actually use them in a non annoying way
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
please describe to us these people who say "foodie," "om nom nom," "food porn" and "i just threw up in my mouth a little bit" with style and flair
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
come on tho i feel like most of the things ilx collectively hates actually manifests itself in totally cool ppl
except comedy moustaches
fuck comedy moustaches
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
This thread reminds, me I had to take a drug test and there was this approx 15 feet wide x 3 foot tall display of stickers and little posters of that terrible rabbit that has phrases:
http://www.sotattooed.com/ezine/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/happy+bunny1.jpg
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
mis,placed comma
sorry
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
what's the problem with the rabbit?
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
the ostensibly annoying phrases iirc
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
what is wrong with that rabbit
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
i'll be nicer COMMA when you're smarter
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
i'm still sick of chipotle
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
The eatery? It is so good!
― doo doo frown :( (Stevie D), Thursday, 14 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
The pepper? It is so good!
she means the style of dress
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
or possibly the dance
i hate when people say it like "chee pot uhl"
mostly only my mom does this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
i find that a bit surprising
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
― andrew m., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 14:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VBZ9MC1JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
no u
― rmde cat and the dweebs (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
i do really really hate "foodie". it's just like....why would you use such an embarrassing label for yourself. instead of just saying "i really like cooking" which actually starts a conversation. or do people say "foodie" to imply that they like spending loads of money on meals out or going to markets all weekend, or dismissing inferior and inauthentic sushi bars or whatev...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
"foodie" almost as bad as foodies
― conrad, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:05 (fifteen years ago)
Sarcastically saying "ya think?" as a sort of sarcastic "no shit."
― She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)
I also hate this, which I see ALL the time in Pitchfork reviews and Videogum and the like:
Starting the second part of a thought about a person/musician with "Dude" instead of "The dude".
Something like:
"Bonnie Prince Billy puts out a lot of albums. Dude is prolific."
That drives me crazy.
― She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)
And speaking of Stereogum and Videogum (and I've seen this on other sites/blogs as well), I fucking HATE how they use the phrase "you guys" in their headlines as part of a kind of "hey, we're all buddies on the internet" casual thing.
"You guys, the trailer for the new whateverthefuckmovie is out. Let's watch after the jump."
― She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)
dude needs 2 chill
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
or do people say "foodie" to imply that they like spending loads of money on meals out or going to markets all weekend, or dismissing inferior and inauthentic sushi bars or whatev...
This, I think. Feel like it's not really about cooking - more like 'gourmet' for ppl who think saying 'I'm a bit of a gourmet' would sound preposterous.
― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
'genius' as an adjective
― jabba hands, Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
louis c.k. has a whole bit about how devalued certain words have become through annyoying overuse, i.e.
"dude, i saw emily yesterday"
"omg, hilaaarious"
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
we have threads for that shakes
Cliches in music journalism that you hate. And those that you quite like too.
Most overused cliches that lazy music critics describe bands with
― dayo, Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:05 (fifteen years ago)
― jabba hands, Thursday, October 14, 2010 10:44 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark
You can thank Noel Fielding for that one.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
*thanks noel fielding*
― jabba hands, Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)
thanking you noel fielding
― dayo, Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
ARGH
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
"fashionista"
― not Morbius old, but still (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, seriously.
for some reason it really bugs me when a blog written by one or two people constantly uses the editorial "we"
― dude (del), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
"I call bullshit"
― Alba, Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
My mom says cha-POH-dul.
― jaymc, Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
i tease my mom by pronouncing quinoa "kwinn-oh-wa"
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I don't mind "foodie" because I feel like it captures a particular concept that goes beyond just "someone who's into food."
― jaymc, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
there was a brief period of time in the late 90s when I would invoke this in conversations by cupping my hands around my mouth and fake-shouting "BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT!" I think that lasted maybe a week
― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
maybe outside of the scope of this thread but
anytime someone does an "experiment" demonstrating or makes reference to McDonalds food decaying at a slower rate than expected
DO YOU SEE, THIS FOOD IS UNNATURAL
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
it was also a thing in the 90s to say "bullshit" preceded by a fake cough/throat clearing
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
which was related to the "loser" sneeze
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
oh yes, I remember that well
― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha
― dude (del), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not defending McD's but come on ppl this fact does not prove what you think it proves
like, maybe this suggests that McDonalds has reasonably good standards of cleanliness? guess you'll never know because you did not follow scientific method
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
still tired of terrorist fist bumps, esp. when my kids come back from spending time with a relative or friend of the family who has taught them this "awesome" gesture of solidarity. My kids don't know better, so obv. I bump back, but I'm annoyed with the adults for sure.
― Euler, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
Do they say "terrorist fist bump" when they do it?? I am intrigued.
― I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
it's a dap, jesus.
threads i am sick of in 2010
― waka flocka display name (zvookster), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
clever
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
no, I am calling it a terrorist fist bump for the teeny bit of late 2008 amusement I get in saying it. My kids just do it, grin, & run away.
― Euler, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
2009 term
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
...this thread is weak sauce
― waka flocka display name (zvookster), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
people who say "shizzle dizzle" and stuff like that man that' sbeen out of style for like six years get wif it
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
Dude needs to get wif it
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
sorry if this has been mentioned already but i cringe whenever i hear "this is OUR TIME!" on the social network ad. i feel like irl people don't actually say that, just people on television.
― that's so percussion (get bent), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
you're right I saw the social network ad on television
― conrad, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
― sarahel, Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:11 PM Bookmark
I feel like this was an 80s movie thing.
― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
maybe - i remember it from highschool - which was late 80s/early 90s - could very well have come from an 80s movie
― sarahel, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
I did get a mean laugh at the movie theater though when Sally Struthers came on in a pre-film commercial and said something like "I look and feel the best I ever have"
and I semi-ironically yelled out "BULLSHIT". I was more making fun of dumb humor than of Sally Struthers though.
― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
didn't it come from "The Breakfast Club"?
― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
people definitely still did the "bullshit" throat clear when i was in middle school in the early-mid 90s
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
its certainly in it
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
we also said "I Hearrrrrrrrrrrrd that!" when someone got dissed
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
and in elementary school there was "GO SUCK AN EGG"
"crazy talk" seems extremely lazy
― 867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
:/ i say that all the time. i am extremely lazy tbf.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
speaking of laaaazy ... it's almost the end of 2010
― sarahel, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
"crazy talk" feels almost like it might be a simpsons thing?
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Indian: That's crazy talk!Bart: No, it's true.Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
"tekkers", as propagated by soccer am twats iirc. cannot stand it.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
"do work""hot mess"
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 16 November 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
^ this. Also my husband has taken to saying it, presume he thinks because I watch Soccer AM that I think this is a thing. I don't.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
there may be a new thread for this that i didnt find, but search sux:
really tired of people saying, like, "i luh dis" and "really doe." stop.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)
i basically mean "typing"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)
das wassup
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 January 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
critic Nathan Rabin apologizes for coining "manic pixie dream girl"
http://www.salon.com/2014/07/15/im_sorry_for_coining_the_phrase_manic_pixie_dream_girl/
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
Nathan Rabin RIP 1968-2007
Didn't even know who this worthless piece of shit was until I saw this thread today.
― xelab, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)
god rest his soul
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
never clicked on that thread before, assumed it was a different Nathan Rabin
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)
can we use this thread to talk abt how played "that ____ doe" is
― clouds, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)
Bae
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)
I had my kids do a last day of school activity where they made a poster correcting a common mistake they do in writing or see in their classmates'. One guy drew a giant frowny face and under it wrote "why does everyone write bae instead of babe?" like full of genuine confusion.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)
Wait I 100% legit thought "bae" was meant to represent "boy" said in a comedy Scottish accent
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)