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Hollywood Dinner Has Oscars on Menu
By MICHAEL CIEPLY

LOS ANGELES — Lauren Bacall admitted she had a thing for Gregory Peck, but his wife got in the way. Kirk Douglas said he tried to seduce Ms. Bacall, but she wasn’t interested. Warren Beatty confessed that all his best stories seemed to wind up serving himself.

Something remarkable happened on Saturday night at the new awards ceremony sponsored by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences: Hollywood let its guard down.

The academy’s inaugural Governors Awards, designed to move the presentation of career Oscars off the lengthy annual broadcast, turned out to be almost exactly what its promoters had promised — a clubby night out for movie business insiders who found themselves swapping yarns and observations that might be considered a little too real for network television.

The semi-private banquet for roughly 500 academy members and others was held in a ballroom near the Kodak Theater, where the regular Oscars will be presented on March 7. The gold statuettes and many of the players — Ron Howard, Jack Nicholson, Steven Spielberg, Annette Bening — were the same.

But the similarities ended there.

With the news and television cameras shut out and only a handful of reporters scattered at the tables, insiders got into the spirit of an evening that was set up by its producer Bruce Cohen — himself an Oscar winner as a producer of “American Beauty” — to mimic the more intimate Academy Awards ceremonies of Irving G. Thalberg’s day.

“It’s better,” said Mr. Beatty, who showed up to present the producer and executive John Calley with a Thalberg award for his work over the years on movies like “Catch-22,” “The Exorcist,” “Jerry Maguire” and “The Da Vinci Code.” “Nobody’s worried whether 36.9 million people are watching us, or 29.2 million.”

One of the night’s more startling bits of honesty came from Mr. Calley, who did not attend because of health problems, and delivered some recorded remarks on a giant video screen.

“You’re very unhappy for a long period of time,” Mr. Calley said, in speaking of the executive’s life. “And you don’t experience joy. At the end you experience relief, if you’re lucky.”

Candor of that sort was a rule, not the exception.

After raising a toast to Gordon Willis, the cinematographer behind movies like “The Godfather” and “Manhattan,” Caleb Deschanel, a protégé, cut close to the bone by telling how Mr. Willis’s salty ways had almost certainly kept him from winning an Oscar over the years.

Mr. Willis, he noted, had referred to professional peers as “flamethrowers,” presumably for using what he believed was too much light. Many directors, he quoted Mr. Willis as saying, were just “dump trucks,” who piled up film for an editor to sort out. As for Hollywood’s film labs, he said, Mr. Willis dismissed them as “laundromats.”

Accepting his Oscar, Mr. Willis, who is 78, has weak eyesight and is working less, had some consolation for the many actresses who objected to his preference for shadows, which often obscured their lovely faces.

“It’s O.K.,” he said. “It’s over now. You’re safe.”

Roger Corman, who received an honorary Oscar for directing, producing and distributing both B-movies and foreign art films by the score, came in for some ribbing about his professional parsimony.

“You can’t help but get weary” when working for Mr. Corman, Mr. Howard said in celebrating the executive who gave him a first directing job, on “Grand Theft Auto,” in 1977.

Mr. Howard recalled Mr. Corman’s telling him, “If you continue to do a good job for me on this picture, I can promise you, you’ll never have to work for me again.”

Inevitably an army of publicists worked the crowd, which brought together potential Oscar voters precisely as they are forming opinions about this year’s crop of contenders.

As the evening warmed up, John Hillcoat, who directed “The Road” for the Weinstein Company, for instance, was introduced by a busy publicist to Jeff Bridges. He, in turn, was there to honor Mr. Willis, but is now in the hunt, since Fox Searchlight suddenly decided to release his “Crazy Heart” next month, in time to qualify for awards.

Alec Baldwin, newly designated as an Oscar co-host next March, along with Steve Martin, did not take the stage but was on hand. Before the show Mr. Baldwin was chatting things up at a table with Anjelica Huston, who later told the crowd that Ms. Bacall — another of Saturday’s honorary Oscar winners — then married to Humphrey Bogart, had been a witness in the wilds of Africa in 1951 when her father, John Huston, then directing “The African Queen,” received a telegram announcing her birth.

Like most things Oscar related, the ceremony was long — 3 hours 18 minutes, not counting the cocktail hour that preceded the event. The dinner began at 7:30 p.m., but the real starting gun went off six minutes later, when a door attendant radioed an alert: “Tom Hanks has arrived.”

Mr. Hanks, who only a couple of months ago warded off a bid to make him president of the academy — he told the board he was flattered but too busy — appeared to be as relaxed as everyone else.

“How are you guys?” he said to seven tuxedo-clad past Thalberg award winners — Walter Mirisch, George Lucas, Saul Zaentz, Norman Jewison, Dino De Laurentiis and both Mr. Beatty and Mr. Spielberg — who lined up behind him.

“Good to see you,” breezed Mr. Hanks.

It was that kind of night.

Copyright 2009 The New York Times Company

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thefilmexperience.net/Awards/2009/tally.html

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)

Gad, he's so wrong about Alfred Molina: he's annoying because the part is annoying and he's annoying in it.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

exes Cameron vs Bigelow?

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2009/12/avatar_in_the_r.php

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 December 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, xpost, Molina was totally the worst part of AN EDUCATION! I forget who said it, but it really felt like he was acting in a bad sitcom

precious presented by oprah and tyler perry based on a novel push b (Tape Store), Saturday, 12 December 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

God, Molina's is the one seemingly uncontested it's-gonna-happen nomination I can not figure out. That perfect storm of not a good performance from a not particularly overdue actor in a not overwhelmingly beloved movie that somehow is adding up to an Oscar lock?

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

I think it comes down to the fact that it was a hammy comic performance in a "prestige" picture.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Saturday, 12 December 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

Sarsgaard deserves a nod imo

avatar brothers (Tape Store), Saturday, 12 December 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

Sarsgaard
Firth
Foster
Bridges
Clooney

???

I don't need to see Invictus to know that I don't want Freeman nominated.
I still haven't seen THE HURT LOCKER

avatar brothers (Tape Store), Saturday, 12 December 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

Sarsgaard is considered supporting? :/

avatar brothers (Tape Store), Saturday, 12 December 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

xpost but Molina wasn't even effectively hammy or comic, though I guess I can see how avg academy voter could think so

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

I should really stop being surprised by coattails nods, though, in the aftermath of Catherine Keener's Capote nod.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

Keener's nod is way more deserving than Molina's. More useless: Frances McDormand for North Country, William Hurt in Children of a Lesser God, Kristen Scott-Thomas for The English Patient, Sophie Okenedo in Hotel Rwanda, etc.

We could almost POLL these nods.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 December 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

I will stay outside this debate as i can't imagine ever seeing An Education.

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

all oscar "nods" are shit imo

harder and harder to care every effing year

donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

Nah, they get it right once in a while, and if a nod allows a Judy Davis a chance to get better roles and more dough, that's fine.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

like the Judy Garland TV bio?

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

ya weird example... when was the last time you saw her in anything??

donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

it did however allow cuba gooding jr to make snow dogs

donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

See these are the sort of things that actually make Oscars fun.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

visual FX list (perrraise God, no Lovely Bones):

http://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsononhollywood/2009/12/11/oscar_watch_fifteen_films_up_for_vfx_oscar1/

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

btw right now I'd put money, if I did that sort of thing, on a Pic/Director split between Up in the Air and Bigelow.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 December 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

that sounds about right.

Simon H., Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

eligibles list:

http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/rules/reminderlist2009.pdf

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

Being that Julia is eligible, I fully expect the Academy to do the right thing.

Actually, I don't. Because apparently they're supposed to nominate Helen Mirren's supporting performance in a glorified TV movie no one will ever see or love. *sigh*

queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Headless Woman is eligible, 35 Shots not.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_submissions_to_the_82nd_Academy_Awards_for_Best_Foreign_Language_Film

I'm saying I Killed My Mother slips into the lineup.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

ok, now I'm just as bored as Eric.

http://oscar-watch.ew.com/2009/12/31/dave-karger-oscar-predictions/

Do I sense a "populist" win for Sandy Bullock?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, even Sharen Stone got a nod once.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

i'd give her a nod

the shart of noise (history mayne), Monday, 4 January 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

this is the gay thread, son. Keep out.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

sharon got a nom, not a win.

da croupier, Monday, 4 January 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

that's what "nod" means in Varietyspeak

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

ah, gotcha. watching her milk her brush with second-class prestige pics at the Kennedy Center Honors last week was pretty hilarious.

da croupier, Monday, 4 January 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

but yes, I can see Streep fatigue and non-actressness of Sidibe putting Bullock on the stage.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

I cant wait to see all the shitty movies tossed in to the now expanded best picture category.

I also expect to see Avatar nominated for this very reason.

My prediction is they reserve one of these slots every year for Pixar movies to be nominated and lose. Not to say they are shitty, just that they wont win.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 4 January 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

abbie cornish for best actress imo

the shart of noise (history mayne), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

Bullock could definitely get a nom, but i think the golden globe (she's up for dramatic AND comedy!) would be an easier grab

da croupier, Monday, 4 January 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

btw didn't everyone think while watching the "celeb fantasy" scenes in Precious, "Well this girl is going to be doing way more convincing versions of this in 2 months."

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

as for "shitty" films to fill out the ten, no way A Serious Man makes it w/out the extra slots. (Up too, tho that's a kind of a pity)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

funny thing about "streep fatigue" is that she hasn't actually won in twenty five years. julie & julia seems like a good opportunity to reward her for showing up all these times.

da croupier, Monday, 4 January 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

Yup.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

I'd rather she wins for being cartoonishly funny than being a serious cartoon.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

possible, but I dunno.

With The Lovely Bones and maybe Nine looking DOA, maybe Invictus will be the worst Best Picture nominee (if it isn't the ILX Fanboy Movie).

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Dave Karger didn't even mention Tilda. I am the opposite of surprised.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

And, yes, Invictus looks like the requisite haaarrrible nominee of the year. If it were just five slots, I guess the worst nominee would be ... Avatar?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 4 January 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

of the unseen contenders I'm guessing I'd hate IB more than Avatar.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

ah, gotcha. watching her milk her brush with second-class prestige pics at the Kennedy Center Honors last week was pretty hilarious.

― da croupier, Monday, January 4, 2010 1:22 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i seriously thought "milk her brush" was some sort of phrase i'd never heard before for a sec

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Monday, 4 January 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

haha

da croupier, Monday, 4 January 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

Really, Morbs? Whatever would give you that hunch?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 4 January 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

hard to say since neither filmmaker has made anything good since 1997.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 January 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

Anyway, I think everyone's in agreement that the 5 lineup would've been

Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious
Precious
Up in the Air

Maaaaybe swapping in Up for Precious, given the bloggers would be way more obnoxious on the Pixar beat than they are now that there's 10 slots.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 4 January 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

no way blue man troupe loses eh?

Isn't a bettable "shocker" Haneke getting into Best Director field?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 January 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe. The movie won't make more than a couple of million by the time nominations are announced, which means the closest recent analogue -- director nominated for a low-grossing foreign film -- would be Julian Schnabel for The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. But I have to think that that was in part helped by the fact that it was a co-production between France and the U.S.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 18 January 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

so Bridges and Bullock looking like near-locks to join Waltz and Mo'nique; Avatar takes BP and Bigelow director? Another snoozy show in the offing.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

Don't make bets on Avatar's victory yet.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

not for TWO BILLION dollars.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

lolololol Inglorious for best picture?

the non Hurt Locker/Precious/Up In The Air spots are gonna be some ish that's off our radar like The Young Victoria

awesome bapes from aflickr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/intl/uk/2009/posters/young_victoria_ver2.jpg

awesome bapes from aflickr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

no, I expect them all to be quite unsurprising save for MAYBE the 9th or 10th spots. (ie, whether Coens get screwed)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh, i forgot they're doing 10 this year. barf

awesome bapes from aflickr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

wish I could forget

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

PGA going to Hurt Locker says this BP is still a free-for-all.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, I don't see Avatar taking the top two, if only cuz the "bypassing women directors" charge will be louder than ever.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Mostly the fact that Avatar is stupid sci-fi. Even reasonably good sci-fi just plain doesn't win BP.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

And even if it did, odds favor Avatar having to face District 9 as a nominee.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

Still holding out hope for Streep in March.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Now that the alternative has emerged, ditto.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

And then I hope she gives a career-best performance next year and wins her fourth one just one year after this one.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't Avatar "soft" sci-fi the way Titanic was fantasy > history (ie, teen crush = eternal love)?

If D9 is nominated for BP (Star Trek still seems more likely), I don't see it being any factor in the final balloting.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

If only All About Steve had been released after The Blind Side, instead of before, to sabotage her chances the way Norbit did for Eddie Murphy three years ago.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

If only Miss Congeniality IV had been produced.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't Avatar "soft" sci-fi the way Titanic was fantasy > history (ie, teen crush = eternal love)?

Maybe, but that math doesn't exactly check out.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

I'm thinking Return of the King, as well as Titanic, is precedent for Avatar win.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

ROTK a better movie, thank goodness.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

I saw ROTK in a giant Lincoln Center hall w/ fanboys applauding every scene, followed by cast Q&A. I was homicidal.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOOL. I did not want to see it but was press-ganged into a screening after Chinese food, friends thought it was v. funny to make me sit there watching that shite for three hours, nearly snuck off home after excusing self to visit ladies' room.

berwick obama (suzy), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

I think I probably started moaning in agony by the third of the endless endings.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

After seeing the first one, I saw no need to sit through the other two installments.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

jaymc took the words write out of my keyboard. Currently living an extremely rich and varied life w/o those other two pests.

I thought the reason why the BP noms have swelled to ten is so that poor, embattled films like Avatar could take the statue. So I guess I'm just assuming it will win. Although what will this Oscar experiment mean if Avatar fails to win?

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 25 January 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Ask Obama about health care.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 January 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

After seeing the first one, I saw no need to sit through the other two installments.

This. I got about 10 minutes into the second one and stopped.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

maybe i'm not looking hard enough, but people seem to have stopped mentioning up in the air for BP

caek, Monday, 25 January 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

It was never in the running for a trophy; it's one of those Prestige Pictures created for the purpose of winning nominations and increasing an actor's asking price.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

? what????? i assume it will get a nomination for BP

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

yes, and it will win adap screenplay I suspect

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

bcz it's so "relevant"

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

I saw ROTK in a giant Lincoln Center hall w/ fanboys applauding every scene, followed by cast Q&A. I was homicidal.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 25, 2010 10:48 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol WHY did you of all people put yourself through this

I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

it's obviously an indefensible movie, but "never in the running"? i was under the impression it was up in the air vs. avatar vs. hurt locker until quite recently

caek, Monday, 25 January 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

I think I probably started moaning in agony by the third of the endless endings.

Okay, I really really liked all three movies but even this was true for me.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

morbs was on a season of Fear Factor, fyi

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

No, caek's right. I know I was far from the only one calling the race for Up in the Air before Avatar started raking in the cash and Hurt Locker ran the table with the crix awards.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

even people who like up in the air don't like it

caek, Monday, 25 January 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it was horrible

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

I still say it's got a better shot at winning it than Avatar, but maybe it's time for another Gladiator-style BP win.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

Actually re ROTK we had dinner after, so my friends were actually withholdng food from me to view these important prem-ejac endings.

I think the Coens will get some noms, Oscar likes Coens.

berwick obama (suzy), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

Avatar can't seriosuly be considered for BP though? Thought the extended list of nominees would be for popular but shit flicks to get a fobbed place with the academy picks?

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

of course it can everyone loved ita nd it made twenty billion dollars

I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

popular-but-shit films win every few years in the weinstein era

caek, Monday, 25 January 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

also $20bn

caek, Monday, 25 January 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

how much of that €20bn was people walking out saying "that was infantile rubbish"?

Not an indicator.

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

I went to ROTK megascreening w/ 2 friends who are huge LOTR nerds, that's the kind of selfless fool I am IRL. Also I liked first two movies alright, principally for VIGGO.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

hee hee i can just imagine u blowing your top

I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

I just can't seem to picture it.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

i had no idea there'd be a jumping-on-a-bed-with-Gandalf sequence

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

if you want to picture something better, I once took a first date to see Chinatown and he FELL ASLEEP

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

ya i remember watching that with my hand over my face xp

I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

forget it morbs (etc)

I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Awards Daily prognosticates:

http://www.awardsdaily.com/?p=18602

After seeing A Serious Man again, I think it may be out of the BP 10. Too good.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

I have to admit, I've been sort of caught off-guard re District 9 and Star Trek, but I guess that's what gets nominated when you expand the field. And they probably benefit from being two of only four movies in 2009 that have both a Metacritic rating above 80 and a box-office gross above $100 million. (The other two are Avatar and Up.)

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Friday, 29 January 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

acting winners imo:

bridges
bullock
waltz
mo'nique

('_') (omar little), Friday, 29 January 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

I went to ROTK megascreening w/ 2 friends who are huge LOTR nerds, that's the kind of selfless fool I am IRL. Also I liked first two movies alright, principally for VIGGO.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius)

dang this blows my mind

('_') (omar little), Friday, 29 January 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

I am not a snarling contrarian animal, I am a human being!

I will leave forecasting to dese guys (nice Actress pic tho):

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Nathaniel R in process of updating his predix:

http://www.thefilmexperience.net/Awards/2009/tally.html

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Did you slip him that mention of A Serious Man?

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

? No, he's still trying to figure BP out:

http://filmexperience.blogspot.com/2010/02/oscar-predictions.html

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

Funny, I thought this prognosticator preferred Mr. Fox to Up!

Should Be Nominated: Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker), Pete Docter (Up), James Gray (Two Lovers), Götz Spielmann (Revanche), and Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds)

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/2010/01/oscar-2010-nomination-predictions-director/

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

I always let Ed pick the "should be" nominees.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 1 February 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

And maybe I'll eat these words tomorrow morning, but I'm having a very hard time seeing A Serious Man getting a BP nod and District 9 not.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 1 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Jews outnumber aliens as members of the Academy though.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

My limited understanding of the nominating ballots suggests each voter's "#1" is all that essentially counts. It's possible that a hard core of Coen fans could put them in.

Ed wrote that Two Lovers was ineligible (HDNet telecast), but I see it on the AMPAS reminder list. (Not that it will matter.)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

wow, Christopher Plummer's never been nominated, not even for his Mike Wallace act.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

or for Von Trapp.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

he mighta pulled a George C Scott on that one.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

I really think Peter Capaldi being snubbed is the ultmate proof of what faggot boycottable bullshit the Oscars are.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.jennymiller.com/images/quiet-faggot.jpg

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

I still say it's got a better shot at winning it than Avatar, but maybe it's time for another Gladiator-style BP win.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, January 25, 2010 4:06 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

it is never time for that.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

2 or 3 nominations for The Hangover would be a laff, but I'm thinking one.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

I really think Peter Capaldi being snubbed is the ultmate proof of what faggot boycottable bullshit the Oscars are.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:30 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

MORBS OTM

tbh though, even if he had money behind him, i can't see it. what clip could they show?

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

FilmExperience going with Blind Side breaking into BP field, and Gyllenhall benefiting from Bridges' coattails.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

For the record, I'm not actually of the opinion that Kruger and Laurent will both be nominated. It was a gesture of hedging bets that at least one would show up, tho.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

wth at this lameness so far

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

Only real surprise is Maggie Gyllenhaal so far.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

She was my dark horse.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

hurt locker best screenplay? really?

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

yay in the loop, but how tf is it adapted?!?!?!

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

It's adapted from The Thick of It.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

A Serious Man.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

yay a serious man

xpost

hmmmm

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

where are you following?

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

tv

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

I streamed it live.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

mark kermode on katy vs jimbo etc.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

bigelow shd get most attractive 59-year old tbqh

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

yep, got my man kermode now

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, well, thank god Julianne Moore was omitted.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

is jeff bridges as much of a lock as kermode is suggesting?

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

FilmExperience going with Blind Side breaking into BP field, and Gyllenhall benefiting from Bridges' coattails.

Kudos to Nathaniel. I feel like these were the two nominations I hadn't really seen anyone predicting. (The Blind Side takes the slot that was supposed to go to Invictus.)

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

is jeff bridges as much of a lock as kermode is suggesting?

Yes.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

Also: the Academy really, really likes Penelope Cruz.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, probably, caek. Clooney had the early edge (back in early December), but Bridges has now won the Golden Globe and SAG Award and there's both an awful lot of goodwill toward him and a sense that he's overdue. Plus, I think Clooney was always kind of a placeholder; I don't think anyone was really blown away by his performance.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

up can presumably be nominated for best animated picture too, right?

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

It was.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

Also: the Academy really, really likes Penelope Cruz.

yeah. haven't seen that film, but nobody other than the academy thinks she deserves it.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

xp, ta.

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh, really really should've seen Blind Side coming. Most of the movies this experiment let into the fray are arguably hits of various measure. Mission accomplished.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

Those movies being, in all likelihood -- The Blind Side, District 9, An Education, A Serious Man and Up.

OK, 3 out of the 5.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

A crippling lack of surprise, tho, outside the BP category.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't participate in any pools, but I suspected Gyllenhaal would get in, riding Bridges' wave (the Academy has a history with this sort of thing).

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Blind Side came THAT close to being one of those vintage best-picture-nominees-nominated-for-nothing-else. No director nod, no screenplay nod, no inspirational song nod. Just Sandra Bullock.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

has anyone here seen it? trailer doesn't make it look like future ilx canon.

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Clooney will get nominated for BA or BSA or both every year from now on, won't he?

jed_, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, apparently Serious Man is in the same boat. Only a screenplay nod to go with its BP bid.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

'in the loop' is the only interesting nom.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sort of interesting that (500) Days of Summer couldn't even get a screenplay nod.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

Actor in a Leading Role

* Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
* George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
* Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
* Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
* Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

Actor in a Supporting Role

* Matt Damon in “Invictus”
* Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
* Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
* Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
* Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

Actress in a Leading Role

* Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
* Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
* Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
* Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
* Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Actress in a Supporting Role

* Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
* Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
* Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
* Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
* Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Animated Feature Film

* “Coraline” Henry Selick
* “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson
* “The Princess and the Frog” John Musker and Ron Clements
* “The Secret of Kells” Tomm Moore
* “Up” Pete Docter

Art Direction

* “Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
* “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
* “Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
* “Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
* “The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

Cinematography

* “Avatar” Mauro Fiore
* “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
* “The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
* “Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
* “The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

Costume Design

* “Bright Star” Janet Patterson
* “Coco before Chanel” Catherine Leterrier
* “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme
* “Nine” Colleen Atwood
* “The Young Victoria” Sandy Powell

Directing

* “Avatar” James Cameron
* “The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow
* “Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels
* “Up in the Air” Jason Reitman

Documentary (Feature)

* “Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
* “The Cove” Nominees to be determined
* “Food, Inc.” Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
* “The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers” Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
* “Which Way Home” Rebecca Cammisa

Documentary (Short Subject)

* “China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province” Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill
* “The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner” Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher
* “The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant” Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert
* “Music by Prudence” Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
* “Rabbit à la Berlin” Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

Film Editing

* “Avatar” Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
* “District 9” Julian Clarke
* “The Hurt Locker” Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
* “Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Joe Klotz

Foreign Language Film

* “Ajami” Israel
* “El Secreto de Sus Ojos” Argentina
* “The Milk of Sorrow” Peru
* “Un Prophète” France
* “The White Ribbon” Germany

Makeup

* “Il Divo” Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
* “Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
* “The Young Victoria” Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

Music (Original Score)

* “Avatar” James Horner
* “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
* “The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
* “Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
* “Up” Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)

* “Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
* “Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
* “Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
* “Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
* “The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Best Picture

* “Avatar” James Cameron and Jon Landau, Producers
* “The Blind Side” Nominees to be determined
* “District 9” Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham, Producers
* “An Education” Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey, Producers
* “The Hurt Locker” Nominees to be determined
* “Inglourious Basterds” Lawrence Bender, Producer
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness, Producers
* “A Serious Man” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Producers
* “Up” Jonas Rivera, Producer
* “Up in the Air” Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, Producers

Short Film (Animated)

* “French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
* “Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
* “The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
* “Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin
* “A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park

Short Film (Live Action)

* “The Door” Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
* “Instead of Abracadabra” Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
* “Kavi” Gregg Helvey
* “Miracle Fish” Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
* “The New Tenants” Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

Sound Editing

* “Avatar” Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
* “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson
* “Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman
* “Star Trek” Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
* “Up” Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

Sound Mixing

* “Avatar” Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
* “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
* “Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
* “Star Trek” Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
* “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

Visual Effects

* “Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
* “District 9” Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
* “Star Trek” Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

* “District 9” Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
* “An Education” Screenplay by Nick Hornby
* “In the Loop” Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche
* “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher
* “Up in the Air” Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

Writing (Original Screenplay)

* “The Hurt Locker” Written by Mark Boal
* “Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino
* “The Messenger” Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
* “A Serious Man” Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
* “Up” Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

Still anxiously awaiting Morbs' reaction to Serious Man sitting side by side with Blind Side.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Cinematography, makeup, costume design, and original song all have a foreign-language nominee -- four different ones even.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'll only tune in to the show to see if kathryn bigelow wins (my guess: probably)

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

Well, I like 6 of the best pic noms, An Education was kind of middling but coulda been a lot worse, and 3 I thought were complete shit.

Which is a lot better than last year when I hated all of them but Milk.

maciej recognizing trill, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

There are two movies in the BP lineup I'm very much enthusiastic about (Hurt Locker screening still pending), one of which would've been in the 5-film lineup.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

anyone actually seen The Last Station? Trailer looks dreadful: the sort of thing Miramax promoted in the mid nineties.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

I've seen “The Milk of Sorrow,” it's utterly wack.

yay In the Loop & ASM's meaningless nominations. Too bad, Orson Welles guy.

My reaction to Serious Man sitting side by side with Blind Side? Less extreme than Munich sitting side by side with Crash.
plus Blind Side is gonna get the Moneyball movie made. (tho that could be a disaster)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

so i guess this is the first year in forever i won't be watching the oscars

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

Why?

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

you wanna miss the first female director winner ever, SEXIST?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it was so much better when crash/million dollar baby/lord of the rings/chicago won, they've really dropped the ball.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

hahahah morbs.

honestly, there is nothing here for me to even be curious about. like, i used to be a little interested in who SHOULD win but there is something painfully middling about all these noms, like it's the friggin grammys or something.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

The Milk of Sorrow, the title, is LOL.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

when shit like crash and lotr won at least i was upset that something else lost

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

wait'll you see its tit utilization! xp

like it's the friggin grammys or something

well, w/ slightly better music.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

"The Secret of Kells"?

http://www.zoilus.com/documents/RKellyManq.jpg

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

another year, another double nom for randy newman!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

i figured "the secret of kells" would be google trending because everyone wanted to know what the fuck it was, but google trends is like 90% groundhog related

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting trivia: This is the first year without an Australian acting nominee since 1997.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

you don't know what the word "interesting" means, huh?

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

If you don't find that interesting, I feel sorry for you.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

i think that's p interesting. abbie cornish should have been nominated.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/paul-hogan-as_michael-j-crocodile-dundee.jpg

OI I KNEW I SHOULDA BEEN IN PRECIOUS

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

im sure streep is fine in J&J but nominating her is a bit of a lame punchline at this point.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://subdivided_we_stand.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/yahoo2.jpg

SHAFTED AGAIN

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://subdivided_we_stand.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/yahoo2.jpg

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, nominate a good impression and leave a great one (C McKay) by the wayside
xxp

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Hurt Locker screening still pending

I must warn you, there are no vampires in it.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

surprised at the last station noms. havent seen it yet but i've heard nothing good about it. i guess it's a venerable actor dude doing a famous old dude, with a supporting nod thrown in there so it doesnt seem too obv. also see: invictus

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

i googled "new moon was ROBBED" and well, whaddayaknow.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Sort of interesting that (500) Days of Summer couldn't even get a screenplay nod.

presumably cursed by Rex Reed banner quote: "It looks you straight in the eye and tells the truth."

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

i googled "new moon was ROBBED" and well, whaddayaknow.

― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 10:10 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it didnt even get a nod for best vampire?!

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

name more colorless nominated performances than Matt Damon's.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting trivia: This is the first year without an Australian acting nominee since 1997.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 9:50 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you don't know what the word "interesting" means, huh?

― goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 9:51 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i thought this was interesting

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

name more colorless nominated performances than Matt Damon's.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 3:14 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

ironic because it's a film about colour amirite.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

there's no slippin one past vous

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

(here's where Eric can dis Sidney Poitier)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

The Last Station's two nods are incontestable proof that the detrius beast called precursor juggernaut are now absolutely out of control. No way that many people have actually sat down and watched that thing.

As I've seen pointed out elsewhere, the above-the-line categories are so completely lockstep that it took expansion of the top category to get something, anything somewhat surprising into the field. Otherwise, 19 of the 20 SAG nods were replicated here. All 5 DGA nominees.

Boring. Lame. Predictable.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

m sure streep is fine in J&J but nominating her is a bit of a lame punchline at this point.

She's the best of the batch (haven't seen Precious though).

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Mark Boal, BEAT QT

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Don't you want the Coen bros. to accomplish that?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, and, IB, beat everything in every category!

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

^

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

big lol @ If you don't find that interesting, I feel sorry for you.

conrad, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Posts very much in character.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Don't you want the Coen bros. to accomplish that?

Want, yes, but Ernest Borgnine ain't voting for ASM.

yay no IB cheesecake nominations!

“Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
“The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers” Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith

^both good ones

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

yay no IB cheesecake nominations!

what was your least favourite... *falls asleep*

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

Hate Love to get all s1ocki on you here, Morbs, but only one of the two Basterds chicks could even remotely be considered cheesecake. And not really.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

xpost haha!

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

guys, IB is waiting for me at the library.

Eric, come to NY and watch w/ us again!

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

Not in the cards, unfor.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

Can't see IB actually winning anything except for Waltz (maybe screenplay also). I at least like 7 of the 10 BP nominees, so that's good enough for me. Too bad about the Capaldi snub, though.

Anyone else rooting for Mulligan?

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

i'd root for her

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

not really but that was just lying there

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

if i ever make a movie its going an 18th century period piece about life in the royal court and randy newman is going to write the music. if nothing else its a lock to get nominations for costume and song

killah priest, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

Luckily the most likely best song winner is also the best.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

can someone paste the per-film nom numbers? I'm hung over.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

Best Actress this year is a wasteland.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Obviously it would've killed them to nominate the chick who won two of the three major film critics awards.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

who was that? not Swinton?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

Avatar and Hurt Locker got 9 nods each, IB got 8, Up in the Air 6, Up 5. I think those are the leaders.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

Star Trek?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

biggest downer for me might be Horner getting a nod for his snoozeworthy Avatar score. At least they didn't give one to Leona Lewis, yuck.

Trek's got 4.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

pretty glad that Kurtzman/Orci didn't get an Adapted Screenplay nod much as I do like Trek.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

I am sad they didn't get nominated for Transformers 2.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone else rooting for Mulligan?

Yes. She has no chance to win, though, so practically speaking, I'm rooting for Streep to stop Bullock.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

God, I totally glossed over Horner's Avatar crap getting in. Was too happy seeing Mr. Fox and Sherlock Holmes in there.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

So not drinking the kool-aid w.r.t Carey Mulligan.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

looks too much like my sister

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

did ya'll like Up In The Air?

goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

no

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

I did. I don't think anyone else here did, though. xp

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

I'm fine with it. Even more so now that it seems to have been mostly written out of contention in nearly all its categories.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

really didn't like Up in the Air, and actually thought it would be a natural frontrunner. happy to be proven wrong.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

looks too much like my sister

history mayne can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

xp It was the frontrunner two months ago. Lot of hot air, though.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently, less people are ready to feel good about America's economic situation now then they seemed to be two months ago.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

I enjoyed Avatar more than Up in the Air, but if this planet is seriously considering the former as a best picture frontrunner than we should all move to pandora imo

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

I think Hurt Locker tying it for overall nominations just about seals the deal.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

(For Locker, I mean, not Avatar.)

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I'm hoping for a Hurt Locker sweep.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

An Education really, really offended me.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

what did it do?

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

sucked

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

i suppose it's been hyped for so long that we're used to it as a lock, but in a way 'the hurt locker' gaining this kind of critical mass all the way to the oscars is a big deal. i don't think it sold many tickets, and i don't think it would even after a win.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

Another sigh of relief: Alfred Molina, overlooked.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

bright star was robbed.

jed_, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't think Molina's perf was all that, but I loved An Education.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

I saw Bigelow and Boal do Q&A at Lincoln Center after the film about 10 months ago, when they were just grateful that the film was being distributed.

Too bad Anthony Mackie isn't the 10th nom.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

An Education has the best chance of being the nominee I'll never see.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

(bcz they didnt send it to me)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

It's 100 percent tepid.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

That is one confused movie.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

I can't intellectualize it -- but I was v. much swept up by it. Last act falls flat a bit, though.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

the ending is atrocious.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

i agree the movie was pretty mediocre but i think mulligan was pretty great and is deserving of the nomination

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

Wondering how much of a financial boost Titanic got after its Oscar wins...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

it probably kept the juggernaut rolling.

can't believe that shitty avatar has done the business it has.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

the weekend before it won: 17 million
the weekend after: 15 million

sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

what was the issue with hurt locker getting distributed? wasn't it finished a couple of years ago or something?

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

was it just iraq = no box office in 2008?

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

2007 was the Year of the Shitty Iraq Movie.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

good times

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

ah, lions for lambs

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

oh right, summit bought it right after toronto/venice 2008, but then sat on it for suspiciously long

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

The Titanic win was a love letter: "we are coming all over the place looking at these grosses."

THL had a scared market after those war film bombs, yes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hurt_Locker#Release

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

it was picked up for not very much money fair quickly. i guess summit just took their time figuring out how to release it.

xpost

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i think this was one of those things that jeffrey wells went mental about, like wifi.

caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

It was released in Italy in Oct 08!

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

bright star was robbed.

― jed_, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:44 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

qft

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

I love that movie, but I think it is probably seen as too girly/inconsequential by the voters.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

It deals with emotions instead of big blue dorks.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

I would've liked to see Paul Schneider get a nod, but I can take or leave the rest.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I loved Bright Star and was disappointed when its "buzz" disappeared.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

It's weird to me that Paul Schneider's in it -- not that I doubt it's a fine performance, but the only things I've ever seen him in are David Gordon Green films and Parks and Recreation. Can't imagine him in period dress.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/tracy%20jefferson.jpg

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i can't believe an actor dressed up in costume--what are the chances

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

I love that movie, but I think it is probably seen as too girly/inconsequential by the voters.

― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah. the thing is, it is a lot less soppy, really, than avatar. i think the success of foreign (bright star is mostly british iirc) or indie films partly come down to whether there is money to pay for lobbying. carey mulligan is blowing up in hollywood with two major films this year.

xpost

i thought paul schnedier sucked in 'all the real girls' but feel he's redeemed himself with 'bright star'. he's ok in P&R.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

he was good in spite of his wayward accent.

jed_, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

im almost always ok with ropey accents, because im usually unaware that they're ropey. guess this comes from having heard more people "doing accents" than the real thing.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

What the -- Anvil! The Story of Anvil not even NOMINATED for best doc? This is savagery more disgusting than any yet mentioned on this thread.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i can't believe an actor dressed up in costume--what are the chances

Well, of course I believe it, it's just ...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tsyrramuSwI/Sefpa2wV1GI/AAAAAAAAAgg/0pWq4FgS644/s320/washy.jpg

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

What the -- Anvil! The Story of Anvil not even NOMINATED for best doc? This is savagery more disgusting than any yet mentioned on this thread.

Didn't even make the shortlist of 15.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

Two movies heavily featuring guns and creatures got nominated for best picture this year! Also Avatar and District 9.

benial (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

"yeah i can't believe an actor dressed up in costume--what are the chances"

Yes, you are all so kind when Keanu goes to the 18th or 19th century.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/grandpa.jpg

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

is Mr Que a lobbyist? It wd explain a lot.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

i bet he likes obama

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.spartyandfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/crazy_old_man.gif

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

how long before the 'left' and 'right' start arguing about Hurt Locker's politics or lack thereof, btw?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

300 years

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

-9 months

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

I actually think the expansion to ten movies was a good thing this year.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

iirc hurt locker is pro health care reform

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

so is Up

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

A Serious Man is pro-F Troop

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder how the nominee expansion affects voters -- wd A Serious Man fan stick to his guns, or vote for THL or Avatar to be relevant?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

is meryl streep ever not nominated?

they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 140,000 for the hurt locker pro war.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

ffs the opening quote basically blares out ANTI WAR

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

I couldn't find anything about the order in which the awards will be presented. Is it Best Supporting Actor or Actress that comes early in the broadcast?

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Actress, I believe.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

Limbaugh fans miss that, getting large tubs of popcorn

xxp

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

Kev, they alternate btwn those two afaik.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 129,000 for the hurt locker anti war.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

1 - 10 of about 14,500 for grandpa watches hurt locker.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

1 - 10 of about 264,000 for grandpa yells on internet hurt locker

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

xxxpost I just want Mo'Nique to win early so I can chill for the rest of the show.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,320 for "the hurt locker" "pro-war OR prowar". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 11,900 for "the hurt locker" "anti-war OR antiwar". (0.25 seconds)

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

(Heath Ledger was mid-show last year, so this time it should be Waltz first, sorry Kev)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

xxxpost I just want Mo'Nique to win early so I can chill for the rest of the show.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

?

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

...unless they've done more renovation than jettisoning honorary awards! It'll all be spontaneous.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,470,000 for hurt locker health care. (0.45 seconds)

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 256,000 for hurt locker don't ask don't tell. (0.33 seconds)

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 14,200 for hurt locker spending freeze. (0.33 seconds)

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

I actually think the expansion to ten movies was a good thing this year.

So now five new average to terrible films can enjoy the usual average to terrible.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

What the -- Anvil! The Story of Anvil not even NOMINATED for best doc? This is savagery more disgusting than any yet mentioned on this thread.

So wrong. But maybe the subject is not serious enough for voters?

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

So now five new average to terrible films can enjoy the usual average to terrible.

I don't think A Serious Man is average to terrible!

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

Ratios, man.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

The Hurt Locker and A Serious Man = two of the best finalists in years.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

xpost to history mayne

The ONLY award I care about is Supporting Actress and Mo'Nique winning it. So I don't want the slight possibility that she won't win it to loom over the show and make me nervous. Hence, please Academy Awards, give it to her early in the show so I can chill!!

P.S. Question for you on British cinema thread.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't think Mo'Nique was as good as Gabourey Sidibe was.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

on why bright star *dons shades* failed to shine

http://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsononhollywood/2010/02/02/with_oscar_momentum_is_crucial/#more

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

weird picture choice from young victoria

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

is there a scene where she talks to a webcam in a jungle??

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

oh man the webcam bits are the worst, but they break up all the pterodactyl shit.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

Nice, short piece on the box office of the Best Pic noms:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2666&p=l.htm

Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

Writing the b.o. is "averaging $151 million per nominee" is kinda silly. One of these things is not like the other...

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

so did you guys know that Best Picture balloting is ENTIRELY different this year? It's instant runoff voting!!!

http://www.fairvote.org/oscar-blog-focuses-on-new-instant-runoff-voting-system

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/05/movies/awardsseason/05carpet.html

Whatever Ernest Borgnine ranks 7th could decide the whole thing!

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

avg gross of the 9 besides Avatar is about $100mil, though, which is still about twice the average for the last few years

some dude, Saturday, 6 February 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

one kinda reassuring thing i just learned from the box office mojo charts is that Crash is the lowest grossing BP winner of the past 20 years

some dude, Saturday, 6 February 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

preferential voting explained with an animation: http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-10-30-10oscars30_CV_N.htm

caek, Monday, 8 February 2010 10:03 (fifteen years ago)

one kinda reassuring thing i just learned from the box office mojo charts is that Crash is the lowest grossing BP winner of the past 20 years

Actually that just makes me mad. Crash was their "arty low-budget" pick?

scratch paper (lukas), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/movies/features/63661/

Really long article in NY Mag about Oscar campaigns and precursor season. At one point he kind of floats the optimistic theory that maybe the backlash towards Blind Side getting a Best Pic nom might complicate Bullock's Best Actress run.

maciej recognizing trill, Monday, 8 February 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

optimistic quixotic

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Good article, and slightly reassuring to read about The Blind Side fatigue.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Mark Harris really is one of the best writers on the business of Hollywood, isn't he?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

I like his observation that Clooney has replaced Tom Hanks as Hollywood's goodwill ambassador.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

i've seen 3 of the foreign language films nominated this years: ajami, white ribbon and a prophet.
all are great, one is a masterpiece, to become a cult movie: Audiard's A Prophet.

BUT i predict none of the 3 will win: thyre too violent for hollywood,not self-righteous and arent "pretty"

Zeno, Monday, 8 February 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

I think A Prophet is basically a lock for the award.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol 'white ribbon' is both pretty AND self-righteous.

pro bono publico (history mayne), Monday, 8 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

well, I think The Milk of Sorrow is too damn weird to win! What's the fifth?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah, as unpredictable as the category has been, White Ribbon looks likely.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

i hope youre right about Prophet, it deserve a wider distribution.
xxpost

Zeno, Monday, 8 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

I would guess that White Ribbon is the favorite, which is precisely which makes me think it might not win. (Cf. Amelie losing to No Man's Land, Pan's Labyrinth losing to The Lives of Others, etc.)

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

El Secreto de Sus Ojos, Juan Jose Campanella is the fifth, and it might win cause it's a director who worked in Hollywood before,and knows the academy characters

Zeno, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

Has there been a thread yet on the fetid putrescence known as The Blind Side yet?

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

after suffering through Up in the Air and Precious these past few weeks, that is the best pic nom I have yet to see. Whenever it comes out over here, I'll have to check it out, because 1.) I've seen 9/10 so might as well get through them all and 2.) I'm a glutton for punishment.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

nah i was gonna save everyone the trouble and do some text replacing code so that we can just slip the title into posts about Crash, or any future Sandra Bullock movies w/ sketchy racial content (xpost)

Battlestar Homoremixica (some dude), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. Ellsberg walked out of “The Princess and the Frog” and hated “Inglourious Basterds.” Mr. Ellsberg said that he had “mixed feelings” about “Avatar,” which he found “astounding technically” and he liked that it was “anti-imperial,” seen from the viewpoint of those being invaded. But he considered the film “unrealistically romantic about prospects and human costs.” He feared the occupied Na’vi would have been “exterminated” or would have won “after 30 years of bloodshed,” with an enormous loss of life, like the Vietnamese or the Afghans.

http://carpetbagger.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/08/from-the-pentagon-papers-to-the-oscars/?hp

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

Um, it's the sentences immediately before you should be quoting.

He said he loved “Nine,” adding that he enjoys going to romantic comedies with his wife, Patricia, and liked “It’s Complicated” and “(500) Days of Summer,” which he saw twice. He thinks Jeff Bridges has a good shot at the Oscar for “Crazy Heart” and with “apologies” to Meryl Streep thinks Helen Mirren deserves the Oscar for “The Last Station.”

Looney tunes.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, the guy is 78 and helped bring down Nixon. I bet you wouldn't like Bishop Tutu's faves either.

(I quoted the political angles)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, the guy is 78 and helped bring down Nixon. I bet you wouldn't like Bishop Tutu's faves either.

Or, y'know, yours.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry, when in ILX ...

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

...treat people like human beings. What's with you lately?

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

Don't know what you mean by that. I've been this way on ILX for years.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 February 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

Eric is just engaging in our standard Sunshine Boys in the Band patter (I think). Tho his material is off lately.

Ellsberg's principle objection to the limitations of Avatar's 'anti-imperialist politics' is just laserlike on where the movie falls apart (in meeting the required feelgood demands of unadventurous mass entertainment).

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Tho his material is off lately.

It could have something to do with the fact that the material is from The Sunshine Boys.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

Ask me knock knock knock!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

OK, somehow it eluded me that Il Divo was nominated for makeup. How and why?

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/2010/02/oscar-2010-winner-predictions-makeup/

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

now i may not understand the best makeup category and what they consider meritorious, but is district 9 not being there just award season politics?

caek, Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

Eric seems to think so, but Il Divo of all things ... maybe the actor doesn't look like that Italian PM, but he didn't seem to be wearing much. Perhaps there were envelopes of cash and risotto involved.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, the only reason I selected Il Divo for the should win is the perversity of the nod and because I wanted to see the Apocalypto team win.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

Has anyone seen The Last Station? Only English language film in town this weekend (my German not up to subtitles, as I discovered during the Serious Man prologue). Sounds just awful but maybe I will go.

caek, Friday, 12 February 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i like tolstoy or whatever.

caek, Friday, 12 February 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

Tolstoy's got nuthin to do with it.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

in what sense? should i just see it?

caek, Friday, 12 February 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

Logorama, nominated for best animated short, is pretty impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5bS0LLH4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HloQZgIIFY

DavidM, Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

This Blind Side nomination just reeks of cloying, desperate internet-era "lets nominate some red-state Oprah horseshit to make sure that demographic tunes in to our shitshow." I'm shocked fucking Twilight isnt nominated

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

it is pretty insulting

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

I have been floating around the idea of seeing Blind Side just so I'll have seen all ten nominated films but I can't seem to drag myself to it.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know how ya'll dragged yourselves to see Precious

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

based on the novel push my sapphire

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

had to get a friend to drag me to Precious. it was her second time seeing it as well. Blind Side not out UKside yet, but I'll see it just to complete the 10.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

i've only done 6/10 because Precious and Blind Side look completely irredeemable.

i still haven't seen "Up In The Air" or 'An Education' because I've literally never heard someone say something positive about either one.

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

i still haven't seen avatar because its costs like $85 to see it in super imax scopastrope or whatever.

sofatruck, Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

No way the new W&G is losing best animated short. Logorama could've maybe managed an upset if it weren't so, um, R-rated, et al.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know how ya'll dragged yourselves to see Precious

I watched a screener of it. It was better than I thought it would be.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

logorama looks like it was animated by a 12 year old on a mac

oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

The writing is Logorama is a much bigger problem, I think.

maciej recognizing trill, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

in Logorama, I mean

maciej recognizing trill, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/watch-four-of-the-five-oscar-nominated-shorts-online.html

Links to all of the Animated Short nominees streaming on the web.

maciej recognizing trill, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, Wallace and Gromit win this one. The other three that aren't Logorama aren't even really worth discussing.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

Britishers: The Most Dangerous Man in America is on BBC4 tonight. Also, Burma VJ is still available to watch on 4oD.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't register til now that the show is being held 2 weeks later this year than last. One more reason to hate the Olympics.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

It almost boggles the mind that they used to be held in late March. And it wasn't even that long ago.

Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

The nominations were usually announced around this time too.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes even early April.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes it snows in April.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes the sun goes round the moon.

Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

Ann Reinking, come back, all is forgiven etc.:

Oscarcast executive producers Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic have dropped a bombshell, telling artists nominated for Best Original Song that they won’t be invited to perform the usual big production number. The decision has hit a sour note for the nominated performers. Instead of the Academy Awards' long-held tradition of staged musical performances of the five nominated songs, the music from those songs will be interspersed with footage from each movie to provide more context. I’m told that some of the nominees and filmmakers are outraged, feeling that the Oscar producers are tossing aside tradition and costing musical artists their well-deserved moment of global TV glory. What the Academy Awards telecast producers will certainly do is shave time that can be spent doting on twice as many Best Picture nominees as in years past. And this year in particular, that is a big priority. Never mind that the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences already decided this year to limit the number of Original Song nominees to speed up the Oscar broadcast.

Mechanic's and Shankman's more recent decision appears equally pragmatic. Explanations include that the songs never delivered ratings, and that is what this Oscarcast is all about. That not having the big production numbers will move the show along. That it will save money for distributors, who eat most of the costs (up to 7 figures) of schlepping singers in. That unless a song by Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Sting or U2 were nominated, most of the worldwide audience is hearing the tune for the first time when it is sung. I mean, can anybody besides Tom Bernard or Michael Barker from Sony Pictures Classics hum a few bars of "Loin de Paname" from Paris 36? Other of this year's 5 nominated Best Original Songs are: "Almost There" and "Down In New Orleans", two tunes penned by Randy Newman for The Princess And The Frog; "Take it All", the Maury Yestin number sung by Marion Cotillard in Nine; and "The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)", the Ryan Bingham/T Bone Burnett song performed by Bingham.

I'm also hearing about other Oscars spoilers which Shankman and Mechanic are contemplating -- and changing their minds about just as quickly. (Even though the entire staff involved in the Oscarcast were made to sign a confidentiality agreement!):

-- They have placed an emphasis on drawing young stars like Taylor Lautner and Channing Tatum, hoping that translates to a younger viewing audience. But at the same time they're torn about how to keep storied stars in the mix. I'm told they decided at first to abandon last year’s innovation of having 5 former winners of all ages introduce the Best Actor and Best Actress categories. But that now they are leaning toward keeping what I thought was a very classy innovation by Bill Condon and Laurence Mark.

-- Insiders are also buzzing about what Shankman, an accomplished choreographer, has in mind for dance numbers. One thing I’ve heard: don’t be surprised if some of his dancers are culled from past contestants on So You Think You Can Dance?, the Fox show where Shankman serves as a judge and choreographer. (Hmm, how is ABC going to feel about that?)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

musical numbers always honked anyway

amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

Unless sung by Snow White or Kermit.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

or Elliott Smith.

oh boy, return of the Grand Council of Krypton

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

A friend of mine convinced an Academy member (who had planned to abstain) to watch Hurt Locker, and now it has one definite BP vote.

Simon H., Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

Is this the right place to throw this out to y'all? http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/film/83016/the-50-most-deserving-oscar-winners-of-all-time

if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

some major apples and oranges being ranked on that list

Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Thursday, 18 February 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

I can actually see a case for the Academy being more open to IB than Hurt Locker for, in a worst-case scenario, both screenplay and best picture, since the Warmaker-in-Chief is now their man. Please don't pay too much heed to Iraq, it's practically behind us...

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

What a minefield for the Academy.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

n a worst-case scenario, both screenplay and best picture, since the Warmaker-in-Chief is now their man. Please don't pay too much heed to Iraq, it's practically behind us...

I can hear Steve Martin saying this verbatim, yes.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

OTOH, "It's a jokey Nazi exploitation movie. It's fluff. You don't vote for something just because you 'like' it."

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2010/02/one_guy_says_2.php

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

just tryin' to help you Oscarbloggers out

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

Help from Jeffrey Wells? I'd rather die.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

He is a putz.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 21 February 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

A.O. Scott's piece on Meryl Streep attempts to put her eighties work in context (it's true that, unlike its music, film in the eighties has not experienced a critical revival):

Sandwiched between the endlessly mythologized Golden Age of ’70s New Hollywood and the now almost equally sentimentalized decade of the American Indies, the ’80s are comparatively bereft of nostalgic movie-fan affection or revisionist critical love. And yet the respectable films of that era may represent the last gasp of a noble middlebrow ideal. They were ambitious, unapologetically commercial projects intended for the entertainment and edification of grown-up audiences, neither self-consciously provocative nor timidly inoffensive. Some of us grew up on movies like “Sophie’s Choice” and “Out of Africa,” and our fondness outlasts the sense that we eventually outgrew them. Nowadays “Kramer vs. Kramer” and “A Cry in the Dark” would be scruffy little Sundance movies. “Out of Africa” would be in French. “Silkwood” would be “The Blind Side.”

Ms. Streep — grave, scrupulously attentive to the nuances of performance, imbuing every gesture with the values of craftsmanship and respect for quality — was not only the star of so many of these ’80s Oscar movies, but also the most recognizable embodiment of their aesthetic. Which is not to say that she was in any way a fixed or predictable presence. On the contrary, her hallmark in those years — the trait that elicited, from one film to the next, almost ritualistic expressions of awe — was her chameleonism. She mastered the accents of an astonishing array of regions and countries: western Pennsylvania in “The Deer Hunter,” Oklahoma in “Silkwood,” Poland in “Sophie’s Choice,” Australia in “A Cry in the Dark,” Kenya by way of Denmark in “Out of Africa.”

And her temperament and physical appearance seemed as mutable as her voice. Ms. Streep, in her early, major phase was variously enigmatic, severe, wounded, butch, sylphlike and aristocratic, changing souls as easily as she changed hair colors and styles. And there were a remarkable range of those as well: dark pageboy, brown mullet, reddish bob — all heroic suppressions, in the cause of art, of her natural blondness.

But to say that she disappeared into these roles is not quite accurate. Rather, she used the particularities of these disparate characters to reveal some essential facet of herself, an ineffable but unmistakable Streepness. In one of the few skeptical assessments of this elusive quality, Pauline Kael, reviewing “Sophie’s Choice,” suggested that Ms. Streep was too controlling, too calculated, to create characters of full and spontaneous humanity. “It could be that in her zeal to be an honest actress,” Ms. Kael speculated, “she allows nothing to escape her conception of a performance.”

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

That's a really good essay. I love the note he ends it on--she has, quite consciously I think, become more populist, maybe just in her choices but also in her approach. I'm glad he nailed that down.

Please Do Not Swagga Jack Me (Matos W.K.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

film in the eighties has not experienced a critical revival

I may be playing devil's advocate in making the point that it's probably because mainstream movies in the '80s mostly really truly sucked.

And the French Out of Africa (whatever it may be) certainly has to be preferable.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 07:58 (fifteen years ago)

out of africa is terrible

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Sunday, 21 February 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)

I must still just be young/punk enough to think that middlebrow (no matter how well done) is nothing to actually aspire to.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, the 80s oscar winners mostly seem to hit that bland middle ground that makes them watchable but hard to like

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Sunday, 21 February 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, even more than the best picture avg.

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Sunday, 21 February 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)

mainstream movies in the '80s beat the shit out of mainstream movies in the '00s.

and of course, the best "mainstream" movies in the '80s should never be confused with Best Picture winners of the '80s. (ie, Gandhi beating ET, Chariots of Fire beating Reds, the Oscar invisibility of Local Hero and Housekeeping, etc)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

(Out of Africa over Prizzi's Honor, Platoon over The Fly -- you get my drift)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

My own thoughts on mainstream eighties film.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

mainstream movies in the '80s beat the shit out of mainstream movies in the '00s.

Ehhh that's nostalgia talking.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

No, it's the full impact of the shit I've had to write about talking.

Risky Business is a reasonably respectable movie. Tom Cruise found the ceiling of his talent.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

You would have been happy writing about Crocodile Dundee?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33814183_bc322c7343.jpg

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

As I theorized, what distinguished eighties crap from ours is movie exec presumption of diversity: you wanted to make a film that your little brother and Granny could both watch.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

And yet the respectable films of that era may represent the last gasp of a noble middlebrow ideal. They were ambitious, unapologetically commercial projects intended for the entertainment and edification of grown-up audiences, neither self-consciously provocative nor timidly inoffensive.

why last gasp? we've had films like 'the english patient' and 'erin brockovich' since then that fit the bill. im trying to think of others but it's not that big of a deal.

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

The style and tone, such as there are, of Brokeback Mountain = totally eighties.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

I think 'the english patient' counts as timidly inoffensive (rant against A-bomber Truman missing from the book).

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

bfd

yeah brokeback too fits the bill. curious case of benjamin button might have done, but it didn't do monster business.

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

I think 'the english patient' counts as timidly inoffensive

Out of Arabia?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

i might be the single person up in here who actually likes 'the english patient'

i kinda agree with morbs on mainstream '80s vs mainstream '00s to a certain extent. i mean, i miss the action and sci-fi and horror cinema of the '80s, at least in terms of what is being produced in hollywood today vs then.

i think the best picture winners of the '90s were a little bit better than the best picture winners of the '80s, and i think recent trends in best pic winners have been nicely disreputable and different (that depends on how much mileage you get out of 'the departed' and 'no country for old men' and, hopefully 'the hurt locker'.) of course we could get right back into 'crash' territory any year now.

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the elephant in the 80s-vs-00s mainstream room is the mainstream genre stuff which seems pretty inarguably worse in the 00s, even if a few classics have been made

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

it's kind of amazing how fairly sophisticated and smart action films were 20-25 years ago w/r/t dialogue and character, and now the sophistication comes from the technical flash on display in the filmmaking more than anything. michael bay and the dudes who made crank and all these luc besson acolytes are not an improvement over top-level mctiernan or renny harlin or early james cameron.

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

at least we still have ridley scott

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

80s action movies seemed more character driven (Rambo, mclane, terminator) and 00s seem more situational maybe?

xp

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

i might be the single person up in here who actually likes 'the english patient'

naw dog i like it

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the elephant in the 80s-vs-00s mainstream room is the mainstream genre stuff which seems pretty inarguably worse in the 00s, even if a few classics have been made

― max, Sunday, February 21, 2010 8:05 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's kind of amazing how fairly sophisticated and smart action films were 20-25 years ago w/r/t dialogue and character, and now the sophistication comes from the technical flash on display in the filmmaking more than anything. michael bay and the dudes who made crank and all these luc besson acolytes are not an improvement over top-level mctiernan or renny harlin or early james cameron.

― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, February 21, 2010 8:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'd buy that for a dollar!

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

i think the bourne films are the best it gets these days (not damning with faint praise imo, they're great.) i feel like a lot of the violent action films are just incredibly retarded these days. saw 'crank' again a couple weeks back and i wasn't down with it as much the second time around, i found it kinda depressing and empty.

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

the crank films really should be measured against shit like Dolemite not Bourne

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

not just in their relatively smaller aspirations commercially compared to the bay gang, but their obv desire to be offensive exploitation films

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

i guess what i'ms saying is it seems that hard R action films these days are either "serious" ('body of lies' kinda shit) or trash that isn't aspiring any higher, there's not that middle ground of taking trash seriously (at least as much.) maybe i just want more verhoeven (not the 'hollow man' version!)

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

All I'm saying is if the '00s represent an era that doesn't/can't foster the proliferation of best picture slates like 1984's, it's for the better.

A.O. Scott, though, is right to suggest that the middlebrow initiative seems to have moved on and now harvests its crop from foreign films (The Lives of Others, Nowhere in Africa, Good Bye, Lenin!, Jeunet, Barratier, et al).

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

looking over boxoffice mojo's biggest r rated films of the 80s i think you're being a little revisionist, omar. i mean i love commando as much as the next guy...

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

it's kind of amazing how fairly sophisticated and smart action films were 20-25 years ago w/r/t dialogue and character, and now the sophistication comes from the technical flash on display in the filmmaking more than anything. michael bay and the dudes who made crank and all these luc besson acolytes are not an improvement over top-level mctiernan or renny harlin or early james cameron.

― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"action movies" are kind of different these days tho. they seem to have split into the "grown-up" comic book dark knight/watchmen stream and the big ridic transformers stream

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

i guess bourne fits into the grown-up stream

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

Platoon was sort of an action movie.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Chuck Norris, people.

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

i feel that, croup, i'm just talking overall. regardless of box office those kinda films seem to be missing. maybe there are some that fit the bill that i'm not thinking about?

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

ya "die hard" and "aliens" were definitely the exceptions.

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

ok i know the point's made, but looking at shit like Beverly Hills Cop II I'm actually feeling pretty ok with our current crop.

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

i just call it "two"

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

TS: I Am Legend vs. The Golden Child

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

maybe its just cause theres distance but i can think of a dozen+ mainstream action/sci-fi classics from the 80s and only half as many from the 00s

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

i'm also thinking stuff like 'hunt for red october' (which is PG!)

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

i mean sure theres crap at both ends it just feels like there were more, better genre flicks in the 80s than now

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

maybe its just cause theres distance but i can think of a dozen+ mainstream action/sci-fi classics from the 80s and only half as many from the 00s

― max, Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:33 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya well the 00s are only half over so

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

i find i remember popcorn trash i saw when i was young more fondly than popcorn trash i see now on the whole

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

whut

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

rip van s1inkle

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

ya there's definitely a nostalgic glow around the kind of movies i actually enjoyed when i was 13, as opposed to contemporary movies aimed at 13-yr-olds

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

then again the 80s was a pretty tremendous time to be a kid. bunch of star wars movies, indiana joneses, alienses, jim henson stuff...

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

the transformers-scale tentpole movie feels like a 90s/00s thing, and maybe also the indie crossover: perhaps both start in 1989 with 'sex, lies' and 'batman'?

i think the latter development has had some p dece effects. but the latter... it does feel like a race to the bottom, and those movies do seem dumber now, on the whole. 'cloverfield' is an exception lol.

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

look at it this way, kids today have better video games

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

i think the differences are small but i think there is a difference. animated films and comic book movies are so much better now than a couple decades ago, for example and imo, but i think action films have fallen off.

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder if i had seen "LOTR" when i was the same age i was when i first saw "empire" and stuff if it'd have that glow

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

it has an oscar too

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

guarantee we'll hear nostalgic waxing about harry potter movies before too long

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

it has so many great british actors!

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol man whatever happened to roman numerals in action sequels

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

LOTR killed it

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

The '00s: The Decade Of The Colon

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

now it's all "pirates of the caribbean: journey through captain swiningan's butt"

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

haha ya xp

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

here's hoping for cop out 2

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

this might be a totally obvious example having to do with factors beyond just decline of genre, but compare raiders of the lost ark to crystal skull (the latter isn't even aspiring for anything smart or occasionally subtle)

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

ya but that is... george lucas.

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah otm

('_') (omar little), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

i think ao scott is basically right that the 80s are overhated. even within this thread i can think of exceptions to things i've said. but guys like sayles, demme, they ruled.

ha, top gun has just started on tv.

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

directed by ao 'tony' scott himself

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

conflict of interest

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

this is a proustian madeline of awesomeness

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

- AO Scott, New York Times

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

jeez cougar, maybe grow a pair?

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

oh that maverick. maverick by name...

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

modern movies, iirc, don't use the same pop song that many times. we're on our third or fourth rendition of 'danger zone' now.

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/feb/21/hurt-locker-avatar-baftas

damn girl

sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

bafta nice day

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

baftat ass up

max, Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

i bafta take a leak, brb

nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

bafta: the future

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

i might be the single person up in here who actually likes 'the english patient'

In my college newspaper I said this was "he best adult hit about sex since The Unbearable Lightness of Being, etc.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 February 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

this might be a totally obvious example having to do with factors beyond just decline of genre, but compare raiders of the lost ark to crystal skull (the latter isn't even aspiring for anything smart or occasionally subtle)

This is a little unfair. Some quality stuff happening in Crystal Skull, even if it is mostly a failure.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 22 February 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

t least we still have ridley scott

who made his good film in the '80s.

the "grown-up" comic book dark knight/watchmen stream

Nice try, but still lol w/ quotats

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 February 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

not sure what I was supposed to be trying there...

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Monday, 22 February 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

i know there's a lot of shit films floating about but "an education" looks like the absolute worst thing ever.

jed_, Monday, 22 February 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

ya but that is... george lucas.

You're overlooking that the first and third Star Wars prequels are better than several of this year's Oscar nominess. Really guys, wake up -- Star Wars was never that good in the first incarnation.

i can think of a dozen+ mainstream action/sci-fi classics from the 80s and only half as many from the 00s

oh max, u & your "klassix"!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

Help from Jeffrey Wells? I'd rather die.

b-b-but he looooves Million Dollar Baby like you... used to?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

You're overlooking that the first and third Star Wars prequels are better than several of this year's Oscar nominess

Horseshit.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

'the blind side' and 'precious', maybe...

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

and IB.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't seen The Blind Side, but I guarantee you it accomplishes its goals more successfully that those terrible, terrible films.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

We really need to get Morbius a job.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

I got one, sorry!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

I thought you said you were unemployed the other day. Congrats!

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

You're overlooking that the first and third Star Wars prequels are better than several of this year's Oscar nominess.

what

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

"As bad as" yes.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

I believe Armond is with me on this one :)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

armond's whiplash 180 on 'the hurt locker' is probably almost at the point where in the next column he'll call kathryn bigelow the same name as he called that EW critic.

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

Hell, if White changed his mind about THL in the last six months, fine, but he resorts to attacking its fans or the Academy for loving it in the same terms he did last summer. Bad faith.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

i think he's so misanthropic his judgment of films' merits is completely corrupted

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

You're overlooking that the first and third Star Wars prequels are better than several of this year's Oscar nominess.
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:12 AM (5 hours ago)

Did you actually see these movies or are you basing things on a trailer again?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:46 (fifteen years ago)

I saw them, fuckyouverymuchpal

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

it's good that the sophisticated adult cinema of george lucas has a defender here against you uncultured yahoos

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

y u butthurt?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

man, i think national security just changed the challops level to red

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

i think in some way we are ALL butthurt today

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/jar_jar_binks.jpg

y u butthurt?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

how wude

Millsner, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

jar jar = best basterd

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

inglourious jeddis

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

I wish there was some sith logo that Hayden Christensen could have been branded with.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

He must have been branded. When was the last time you saw him in anything?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting developments out of the Hurt Locker camp.

For those not wanting to click-through, one of the producers was caught sending out e-mails encouraging Academy voters to put Hurt Locker at #1 and Avatar at #10 on their lists.

Apologies if this has already been discussed.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

Heard the Avatar people were doing the same thing.

If I were an academy member, I'd probably end up putting The Hurt Locker in at #3 and Avatar in at #6 or #7.

Hell, my whole ballot would probably be ranked:

Inglourious Basterds
A Serious Man
The Hurt Locker
Up
Up in the Air
Avatar
District 9
Precious
An Education
The Blind Side
if I ever get around to watching it

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

one of the producers was caught sending out e-mails encouraging Academy voters to put Hurt Locker at #1 and Avatar at #10 on their lists.

um, that's not how the instant runoff voting works -- putting avatar at #10 instead of #2 would have no effect on the chance of the hurt locker winning

abanana, Sunday, 28 February 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

For those not wanting to click-through, one of the producers was caught sending out e-mails encouraging Academy voters to put Hurt Locker at #1 and Avatar at #10 on their lists.

i don't understand this whole brouhaha. "you mean the hurt locker guys want to win and are asking people to favour them???!!!"

epic board man (history mayne), Sunday, 28 February 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

i think the problem is that the email mentions avatar, rather than just saying how good HL is

caek, Sunday, 28 February 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

so... why are reviving the thalberg just to give it to the producer of the dan brown movies?

abanana, Sunday, 28 February 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

aren't the new trade ads for Basterds dropping the swastika and pushing the Star of David? That project is a moral swamp from start to finish...

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, clearly Adam Shankman has a taste for white bread.

Telecast producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman say Bradley Cooper, Tom Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Pine, Keanu Reeves, Sam Worthington, Ryan Reynolds and Gerard Butler will serve as presenters at the Academy Awards.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, and this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psno9xTgmpc

queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

a taste for white bread

There's at least one Jew and an Amerasian on that shelf.

I was gonna ask Eric if he's ever explained why The Greatest Movie-Movie of the Year thrills him so, but things have a way of floating up w/out any dredging:

Basterds is probably in the most precarious position, despite the roaring majesty of Mélanie Laurent playing a cinematic Carrie to the Nazi Party's prom night.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/2010/03/oscar-2010-winner-predictions-sound-mixing/

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

Ultimately, you have to dock Tarantino's film a few ballots to take into account the voting demographic that thinks David Bowie ended up on the soundtrack by mistake.

not so much a mistake as a crime, amirite

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

No.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

so transgressive.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

^^^so boring

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://riskybusiness.blogs.thr.com/2010/03/02/take-nicolas-chartier-out-of-the-hurt-locker/

caek, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

Film Exp picks:

http://www.thefilmexperience.net/Awards/2009/tally.html

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

Armond: Point Break > The Hurt Locker

(I do at least halway agree on his Keanu point)

http://www.nypress.com/article-20967-wake-up-and-smell-the-oscars-they-stink_.html

Does anyone care anymore about The English Patient? Shakespeare in Love? American Beauty? Chicago? A Beautiful Mind? Million Dollar Baby? Slumdog Millionaire? None of these films are artistic landmarks.They didn’t mean much even while watching them. But the further you get away from the first impression or from the marketing, they mean nothing.They’re just… Oscar winners.

Before the moment of awakening, the fallacy existed that the Academy Awards ratified the progression of popular culture: Audiences once were truly moved by Gone With the Wind, On the Waterfront, Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather. Genuine cultural impact means nothing to the pundits and gossip columnists running the Oscar crap game because they can’t control it.They are not in command of the ecstasy afforded by E.T., the insight granted by Saving Private Ryan or the gratitude audiences felt from Michael Jackson’s This Is It. If these media manipulators cannot control our affective responses, they disdain and seek to robotize them. All this might seem trivial, but don’t think it’s harmless. It really does come down to a form of political influence and cultural domination. Oscar media stinks because it doesn’t let us think for ourselves.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

I know he's making an (obvious) point about the malevolence of marketing, but the audience with whom I saw Million Dollar Baby was "truly moved." He's such a lazy thinker.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's cute how he'll suddenly become a populist when it fits the agenda of that particular paragraph

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Does anyone care anymore about The English Patient? Shakespeare in Love? American Beauty? Chicago? A Beautiful Mind? Million Dollar Baby? Slumdog Millionaire?

So does this mean Armond is down with Titanic, Gladiator, LOTR: Return Of The King, Crash, The Departed and No Country For Old Men or that they just get in the way of his aribtrary list of popular disinterest.

da croupier, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

I think he likes only the Coens out of those.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

armond liked no country? i'd think an Oscar movie that repeats archetypes the directors have mined for decades, now under the guise of a literary adaptation would be just the kind of thing for him to rail against in praise of Raising Arizona or The Ladykillers.

da croupier, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

his patterns aren't that predictable. you zig, he raves about Norbit.

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

Dennis Lim in Slate:

A closer look at Reitman's work—and it should be noted that his films, with their slick surfaces, jaunty rhythms, and brisk patter, are designed precisely to discourage close looks—reveals a peculiar consistency, even though all three of his features have originated with the material of others (a Christopher Buckley novel, a Diablo Cody screenplay, a Walter Kirn novel). On one level, it is hard to fathom his success in the supposedly liberal bastion of Hollywood: His politics lean right when they are at all legible, and yet he's embraced as an insightful social satirist, the second coming of Billy Wilder. On a deeper level, though, this disconnect makes perfect sense: It speaks to the brazen hucksterism that is so much a part of Reitman's method. He's a mediocre filmmaker but a world-class panderer. His movies, which instinctively play to both sides of a charged issue, are the height of smoke-and-mirrors artistry, wholly dependent on the concealment and the semblance of meaning.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

i was a happier man when i woke up this morning and didn't know that people have compared jason reitman to billy wilder

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

I can see the comparison to Wilder superficially (movies about bad things that make people feel good) but Wilder would really get down in the ugly without the "guys, the love of a family is great" safety net Reitman clings to.

da croupier, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

also Wilder made funny films.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Reitman's basically the guy execs wanted from Cameron Crowe after Jerry Maguire.

da croupier, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe Crowe went rogue with Elizabethtown

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Friday, 5 March 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say that was the frightening overcompensation after Vanilla Sky, I think he's a roadie for pearl jam now or something

da croupier, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

"up in the air" was def the most infuriating movie i saw last year

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

armond white is just lying to himself these days

('_') (omar little), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Guys, don't read the comments section of that Lim article.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

TS:

The Hurt Locker’s prologue, “War is a drug,” suggests it could be about any war.This is a breakthrough in the pop-war genre that, since Vietnam, has accustomed us to sentimental agit-prop.

Bigelow conscientiously streamlines her filmmaking. Avoiding portentous Kubrickian camera dynamics—which are only about self—she’s evocative and focused, unlike the showy, undisciplined Apocalypse Now.

Having already done poetic symbolism in the underrated K-19:The Widowmaker, Bigelow tells a Billy Budd–type story of Sgt.William James (Jeremy Renner), expert at defusing Improvised Explosive Devices, but, actually, constantly testing his mortality. James outrages and mystifies his comrades—especially Sanborn. Their white/black cultural differences are subtly highlighted by military equality. Their missions reveal suspicion, determination and inquisitiveness—authentically modern American traits as one would also find in westerns and urban noirs.

Bigelow shrewdly distills several genres, yet it’s all metaphor for personal involvement in policy. (The “hurt locker” is where James keeps souvenir detonators: “It’s fascinating to hold something that almost kills you.”) So far, the best fiction films about the Iraq War are Nick Bloomfield’s Battle for Haditha, Irwin Winkler’s Home of the Brave and John Moore’s allegorical Flight of the Phoenix remake, which Bigelow evokes in a stand-off scene between Bravo company, a group of British contractors and distant insurgent snipers. It’s sufficient praise to say The Hurt Locker joins that short list.

vs

Critics ridiculed Point Break when it was first released but, since then, Bigelow’s visual splendor and genre proficiency has won enough regard that she now receives retroactive esteem for The Hurt Locker, the Iraq War action film that critic Gregory Solman nailed as “totally unexceptional.”

Bigelow’s unexceptional film has gotten her heroized as an exceptional American female filmmaker through way-late feminism. The Hurt Locker lets the liberal media have both its Iraq War statement and female tokenism. Movies as art, or entertainment—and as a reflection of our culture’s spirit and politics—have been left out of the discussion.

('_') (omar little), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

It is disingenuous to use The Hurt Locker as an opportunity to comment upon the Iraq War—hijacking its dubious treatment on combat as a mental dysfunction (“War is a Drug”) beyond Bigelow’s deliberately noncommittal stance.

('_') (omar little), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

Hey guys, do you think Morbz hates Ingluorious Basterds? I wonder if I should ask him.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.doba.com/products/474/9780517587164.jpg

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

wow @ the 2 contrasting quotes

some dude, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, old news. Still more interesting than Ebert.

Tarantella is the auteur your generation deserves (kinda like yr president)

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

was that last line provoked by anything at all or do you just say that stuff reflexively now, like punctuation

some dude, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

/Biden-asshole

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

Slant/House picks now complete (that last Should Win should be A Serious Man, of course):

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/tag/academy-awards/

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw, I'd much rather A Serious Man win than Up or even The Hurt Locker. My two favorites in the category are your likely #1 and #10 ballot slotters.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Some good writing in that feature, guys.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not really pleased with my own stuff in there except for the Mo'Nique writeup, but I love Ed's last few entries. I especially love that the longest posts were on the doc and live-action short categories.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't seen Blind Side, Dist9 or An Education, and am not burning to. My disregard for Precious is about equal to IB.

so Best Picture is the only one where they list order of pref, have I got that right?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

That's how I understood it, yeah.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

wait, they're weighted ballots this year?

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

yes, endlessly blathered about; I envy your distraction!

not sure how I'll bet at the party to beat all the experts in attendance... Not sold on Wallace & Gromit yet again, but that's the 'conservative' bet, which is usually smartest.
Also think Avatar & THL are splitting the sound awards, but I invariably pick the wrong pairing.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

no, not weighted. Instant runoff voting

abanana, Saturday, 6 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

cnn column says 'precious' will win best picture because it has the "best title"

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/05/oscar.theory.best.picture/index.html?hpt=Sbin

('_') (omar little), Saturday, 6 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

pretty lol

('_') (omar little), Saturday, 6 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

are they just going to announce the winner of best picture and leave people to guess what happened during the instant run off, or will they announce any of the details?

caek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

that column has a point, Preciousbasedonthenovelpushbysapphire really rolls off the tongue and has a ring to it.

some dude, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

Oh the charm. I meant, the stereotypes:

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-2010-oscars-covers-hires-sp,0,5816984.htmlstory

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

The Playlist's picks:
http://theplaylist.blogspot.com/2010/03/playlists-2010-oscar-predictions.html

^sound mixing/editing assist that i used for my office pool.

They also picked El Secreto de Sus Ojos for foreign language film, vaguely claiming "experts" say so. Anyone know anything about this one? Synopsis looks interesting.

Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone know of a printable ballot that doesn't suck (black&white, in the shape of a page, etc)?

abanana, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds” ...it is a pretty solid performance if a little too queeny for our taste sometimes.

Like I said: Martin Short!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

there is a printable ballot on the official Oscar site. 2 page PDF, one in colour the other B/W. xpost.

sofatruck, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

yah but it's not very good. it doesn't list the directors, song performers, or writers, and it's in a weird proportion.

abanana, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-03/52571680.jpg

The Oscars. Enjoyed by interracial gay couples everywhere.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

Is that Armond in the corner?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

The one folding her arms with the stink face on?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

No, the potted plant.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

Britishers: The Most Dangerous Man in America is on BBC4 tonight.

― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, February 15, 2010 5:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for the heads up. got this off iplayer and finally got around to watching. 2 stars. solid.

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

OK, the yahoo ballot is acceptable: http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/nominees

abanana, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

They also picked El Secreto de Sus Ojos for foreign language film, vaguely claiming "experts" say so. Anyone know anything about this one? Synopsis looks interesting.

I think the idea is that it's more traditional/sentimental than the others, and that's what wins in this category rather than movies w/hype.

Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Sunday, 7 March 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

Is this streamed online by ABC or will I need to go underground?

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Oscars to all!

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Apropos of not much, Best/Worst Case Scenarios in some of the categories.

PICTURE: Inglourious Basterds/The Blind Side
DIRECTOR: Quentin Tarantino/James Cameron
ACTOR: Jeremy Renner/Morgan Freeman
ACTRESS: Gabourey Sidibe/Carey Mulligan
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christoph Waltz/Matt Damon
SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Mo'Nique/Maggie Gyllenhaal
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: A Serious Man/Up
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: In the Loop/An Education
ORIGINAL SCORE: Sherlock Holmes/Avatar
ORIGINAL SONG: Not really fond of any of these
CINEMATOGRAPHY: The White Ribbon/Avatar
FILM EDITING: The Hurt Locker/Precious
ART DIRECTION: Sherlock Holmes/Nine
ANIMATED FILM: Fantastic Mr. Fox/Princess and the Frog
BEST ANIMATED SHORT: A Matter of Loaf and Death/Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty
LIVE ACTION SHORT: Miracle Fish/The New Tenants

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

really, how far we have fallen to T-Bone Burnett from Three6 Mafia.

Maggie Gyllenhaal about as good as it gets this year.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

Don't make me glad I'm not in New York this year.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

This Cablevision/ABC fiasco is corporate foot-shooting at its finest.

http://www.examiner.com/x-4819-Cable-TV-Examiner~y2010m3d7-Customers-lose-Oscars-programming-in-Cablevision-and-ABC-dispute

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

ie, I have to go to a party cuz my TV has no Oscars!

I'm certainly gonna form a Basterds-hating caucus tonight, hon, and repeating my best lines from the IB thread (so hard to choose).

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

Your host will not appreciate that.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

I just hope he's got Time Warner Cable.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Or a converter box.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.livestream.com/aplive

Associated Press live stream, for Oscars...

ned ragú (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw: Jeff Bridges, Christoph Waltz, Sandra Bullock (LOLZ), Mo'Nique, Bigelow, Hurt Locker

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

also, Fantastic Mr Fox over Precious as best film about stealing chicken.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.livestream.com/aplive

Associated Press live stream, for Oscars...

― ned ragú (suzy), Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

will this work in the uk. sry this is a p lazy question

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

looks like it's working in germany, but nothing to see yet so maybe it will not

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for the link btw suzy

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

I am relying on you guys to do your worst for me - I would stay up but I seriously have to go to Portcullis House for a women's day conference tomorrow (LOL Thatcher Room) and for once I just want to be sensible about this.

ned ragú (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

had a big night on friday and didn't get to bed until 3pm saturday, so i'm actually pretty well set for a late night tonight. ap stream is solid, although the audio is pretty hilar.

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

BTW, In The Loop now playing on BBC2. Excellent prep for tomorrow.

ned ragú (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

wonder what clip they will show. not one of the capaldi sweary arias, one presumes.

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone who's in the Cablevision boat, note that as an apology Cablevision is offering every On Demand movie for free to customers for today only. Wish I had enough time to get in the whole Red Riding Trilogy, but I'm sure I'll find something worth trying out...

Nhex, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

...and of course the system is broken and their support lines are busy. Good job Cablevision!

Nhex, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

Is the AP stream showing the actual ceremony? Apols if this has been asked!

piscesx, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

i have my doubts about that. what's the kick off time?

jed_, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

mmm penelope cruz looking yummy

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

starts at 1 a.m. (gmt)

piscesx, Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

Oooh it's all kicking off! I have my vodka and orange juice ready. James Cameron is already infuriating me by admitting he had a blue pocket square as a 'subtle' nod to Avatar. He even made his date wear blue GOD.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

more basterds pls

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

Charlize Theron's dress is awful.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i do not understand it

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

rose boobings

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

I understand Carey Mulligan's dress because I speak Prada.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

mmmmmmjake

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

kathryn bigelow being 58 yrs old is kinda mind-blowing

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

Is it?! I did not realise this, she looks amazing!

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

TALL and totally amazing

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

Urgh is there anywhere other than E! news to watch the red carpet feed? The Kardashian show adverts are making me suicidal

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

AP feed has inane questions but NO commercials.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

christopher waltz p cute also

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

is E! the one with the latin looking chubby guy doing the interviews?

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

yea but kathryn bigelow's dress is butt

uh, charlize's dress...

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

Sky One has, erm, Angela Griffin. Lucky old us in the UK.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

QT coked up and hoarse.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

JLo lookin goood

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

who's that miserable looking girl next to QT?

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

j lo always inexplicably prominent on oscar night

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

lol otm

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure i see karl rove back there

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

If this woman doesn't stop saying 'dapper'...

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

If Angela is the other choice I think I'll stick with E!, Ryan Secrets is... bearable I'll just drink more. Who invited Demi Moore?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

jlo dressed like a sideways centaur
is she presenting?

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

I've turned over to E! now as well. JLo is wearing a dress made of bubblewrap.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

it's perfect

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

she is j. lo after all

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

i dig sandra bullock's lipstick with that dress
vera farmiga looks cool

generally a fan of supersaturated pink right now

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

btw i turned on e! network to see what the dresses looked like and.. ok um, the announcers and the bs interviews and all.. how does anyone enjoy that ever? i do not understand the appeal.
/turns volume off

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

OMG Keanu, what is wrong with your facial hair?

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

actually really enjoying the interviewers / commentators

yeah sandra looks good!

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

The E! presenters are all on speed/haven't eaten in weeks and are all wired and inappropriate it can be vaguely entertaining.
Also is Clooney wearing a weave?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

ok i love gabourey sidibe

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

she's a hero

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

she's adorable

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

i want gabby to win!!

i generally agree with jay's opinions on fashion and think it's funny how excited he gets about it

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

she's the best

"it's like prom!" (daps to keanu reeves)

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

haha "if fashion was porn, my dress would be the money shot"

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

RDJRDJRDJ

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

meanwhile this woman who is one of the announcers on e! network.. i know everyone is absurdly skinny but damn

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

not enough lipstick at this oscars so far

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

rdj looks like rob lowe

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

lovin the SJP dress, v barbra streisand

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

^agreed

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

hated SJP's dress, and SJP is as ugly as Mickey Rourke now, good god!

loved j.lo's dress

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

miley cyrus is the pits

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

yea she looked kinda trashy

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

she is trash that's why

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

came to post that^^ how hard can it be to look good at the oscars come on

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

what's gerard butler doing there?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

bein dreamy

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

yea pretty much

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

meryl looks amazing

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

TV Guide channel is streaming with no commentary if you want to provide your own
http://www.tvguide.com/special/oscars/fashioncam.aspx

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

gerard butler: owner of a littledog! new <3 for this guy

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

Prefer Gerard Butler when he's not talking.

Sandra Bullock bringing the lipstick.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

wow uh what is SJP wearing? wow.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

Winslet with a typically completely boring dress

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

OK, wow, have just seen Charlize Theron's dress. WTF ARE YOU WEARING :-/

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

is tina fey wearing zac posen? that looks to me like the kind of awful dress he'd make

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

Ditto Miley and her weird undergarment + net curtain combo

xpost to myself

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

where is nicole?

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

miley cyrus is the pits

― jed_, Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:45 PM (8 minutes ago)

yea she looked kinda trashy

― yeahhh (surm), Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:45 PM (7 minutes ago)

she is trash that's why

― jed_, Sunday, March 7, 2010 6:46 PM (6 minutes ago)

holy shit, just saw this, trashy is the word. POOR POSTURE are a couple other words

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

the very fact that maggie g is wearing dries van noten shows you what a class act she is.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

I agree! The Gyllenhaals are on top form tonight stylewise

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

<3 absolutely

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

miley's posture is truly appalling
i thought it would be temporary, but someone either told her to slouch "fashionably" or she has a string connecting her clavicle to her navel.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

speaking of gyllenhalls, baldy saarsgard still hot

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

she also talks kinda dumb, xp

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

Whatever else, Sandra Bullock looks totally charming in person. Toasting Barbara Walters, she sipped the champagne and scowls. "EW. This is AWFUL."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

speaking of champagne, there are way too many champagne color dresses tonight

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

Chris Pine! *swoon*

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

s.bullock looked great but nervous

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

she's billy ray cyrus' daughter -- cut her a break

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

HAHA. George Clooney, told in front of his girlfriend that he's got "commitment issues."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

this interview is so awkward

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

"that's how to do it, george, get the ones who can't speak english"

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

i went a club in brooklyn to watch the oscars with snl's jenny slate doing commentary during the commercials. but all the seats were taken. plus they were showing some twitter feed with doug benson being all "more like BREAST ACTRESS" so i scurried home and decided to watch the oscars with you guys.

hi.

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

mmm Zac Efron, twink.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

i'm watching it on my square tv in standard definition like a poor person

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

Aaaaargh....I thought I could watch the awards live but am just seeing claudia winkleman and her ashy lipstick. Can someone please send me a live feed link please? Or a channel where it will be on?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

ABC, dogg

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think we get ABC in the UK. Rubbish.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

i thought sandra bullock looked good at first but a bit michael jackson up close :(

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

AP red carpet es muerte - anything else to watch? I just thought I should get in word that I hate J. Lo's dress, once I imagined it was made of bubble wrap there was no getting around it.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Bullock showed up to collect her Razzie for All About Steve
http://www.cinematical.com/2010/03/07/watch-this-sandra-bullocks-razzies-acceptance-speech/

her speech is great!

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

love the shout out to the dialect coach! thanks matt d

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

oscarchatz, tbh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

why was morgan freeman wearing a glove

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

I would totally kick it with Sandra Bullock, she seems such a straight-up decent person.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

I have often thought that. Plus we could talk in German.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

even on my shitty standard def hobo tv, sarah jessica looks like a damn mummy

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

ENBB, go to oscarchatz

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

Bullock and Jesse still have a house in Belmont Shore in Long Beach.. When I used to live down there I'd see them around town every so often

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

man, whoopi goldberg is talkin about pissing herself and couldn't be unfunnier

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

can't recall whoopi goldberg ever being funny

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

What's Oscarchatz? Apparently no one is getting the live show at least not in the uk uuurgh

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

oscarchatz is the ilx chatroom where we are talking about the oscars

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

it's on liek donkey kong imo

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

getting an error trying to join

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

Elvis is in the building

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

oops! the live show will start at 1.30 for uk viewers.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

live stream here with um.. david baddiel during the breaks:
http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/2486-ding-dong-oscar-ceremony-stream.htm

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

they just said taylor lautner was the most famous wolfman in movie history wtf

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

INSANE

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

thanks piscesx!

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

wait i wanna join
where do i go

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

sign on with AIM
go to "File"
go to "Go To Chat"
type in oscarchatz

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

Gabrielle Siboudwefalsdfa;s from Precious was totally charming.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

gabourey sidibe

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

wtf is this

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

cant get enough of bridges

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck was that

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

what a waste

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

It was George Clooney with a skunk on his head.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

hall of presidents shit

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

WHAT ON EARTH

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man this is competing against 1988's ceremony! Where's Rob Lowe and Snow White?!

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

welp time to go read a book

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

ugh go home, neil

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

Turner and Hooch on the screen behind them??

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

The World's Most Famous Werewolf just grimaced.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

Drug reference!

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

Time to start drinking

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

idk, i'm only watching because of fashion. i uh rather dislike musical numbers, say.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

why am i watching this shit

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

was that antonio banderas with serious beard

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

i'm really trying to not start drinking til the dead people montage.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think i have the energy for this

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

Steve Martin already looks like he's watching this ceremony in bed, with a Grand Marnier and a Joyce novel.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

was that antonio banderas with serious beard

― horseshoe, Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:34 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah hes rocking the "sugartits"

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

i have the volume turned way down.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

i have my gag reflex turned way down

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

Christopher Plummer did not laugh at the Tolstoy joke lol

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

btw, guys, AIM. i didn't have a screenname because i don't use chatz really, but i tried to sign up for one and is the thing just annoying in that it takes wayyyy too long to send you a confirmation email? this sort of thing is supposed to happen right away, and it is not.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

Baldwin's trousers are creased!

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

helen mirren is such a babe

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

no one went to chatz, so i think we bailed on it

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

oh god this is abysmal.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

live stream here: http://www.atdhe.net/7409/watch-the-82nd-annual-academy-awards

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

will stop trying to figure out how to join chatz den

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

hi monique

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

uh oh woody, wonder if they'll make a weed joke

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, I laughed, I admit, at the Meryl Streep crack ("most losses").

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

UK live show seems to be a bit behind you in the US. Herein lies the potential for spoilers.

This "let's be nice about everyone" bit is all kinds of toe-curling.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol whiney

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

FIRST WOODY HARRELSON WEED JOKE

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

you guys the oscars are terrible but they're kind of fun you have to relax

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

i loled at the jerk joke because i love that movie so much
that has been my one and only lol

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

i lol'd at "so much hitler memorablilia"

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

i did too

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha clooney

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

yes hitler memorabilia made me laugh

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

Clooney looks like he's been up all night partying.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

THE JEWS ARE PISSED

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

ZAC EFRON I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SUCH A TWINK

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

jeff bridges radiates goodness and light tbh

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

whats up with baldwins comedy accent

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

i love zac efron

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

Baldwin's throat-clearing is cracking me up. is he a 2 pack a day smoker or what?

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

jeff bridges radiates goodness and light tbh

― horseshoe, Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:43 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i want him 2 teach me how to live

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

yes!

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Clooney DOES look like he was partying all night.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

haha agnes mishkin

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Clooney has def. been wilding. He was swigging from a hip flask on the red carpet.

Position Position, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Fake laughing at unfunny jokes is possibly the worst occupational hazard of being a Hollywood megastar and/or Oscar nominee.

ailsa, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

whoever wrote penelope cruz's intro listens to waka flocka flame, apparently

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

that Matt Damon perf is a SNL parody.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

man matt damon's accent is plain fucking awful in that movie

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

jordan explain your waka joke

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

that scream at the end looked like something from 'tropic thunder'

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

seriously AOL/AIM interface for the simple matter of signing up for a username is the most worthless, useless piece of shit.. why does it not work! what in the hell, there are millions of people using this service and it does not f**ing work! SO ANGRY

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

whiney, she said "so let's do it"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

my god penny looks perfect!

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

LOL that is the least authentic SA accent ever even Damon looked embarassed

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

wait yall are actually AIMing too?? jesus

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

why would anyone watch a movie about tolstoy

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

yeah penelope looks v beautiful that dress is *sumptuous*

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

So is this why Clint Eastwood got a New Yorker essay?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

we tried to aim but no one was biting

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

These are the most ignominious supp actor nominations ever.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

how is this thread different than AIMing?

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

man, i hope the bastards guy wins, all those other performances look overbearing

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

:D

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i know you're not actually using it but.. i was trying to sign up & the server is throwing errors and all sorts of crap and now it's just going to bother me if i can't get it to work, but it won't. WHY. temper temper

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

SLEEP EASY, WHINEY

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

Stanley Tucci will get real mad when he doesn't win....
(I have AIM couldn't find the chatroom)

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

i hope AOL burns down, all of it

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

yaaaaay waltz, handsome and charming and skilled at speaking languages

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol are you guys getting thist cablevision scroll?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

babes at the oscars so far: helen mirren, penelope cruz (i will continue updating as necessary)

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

i mean millions of technically inept fools around the world have managed to log on to this thing )@#(%&P)#(&%
ok i should give up and yet i cannot..

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

Who is this wizard sitting behind Q. Tarantino?

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

helen mirren is like the world's oldest babe

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

Tarantino was partying with Clooney all night.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

I adore Christoph

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

haham he's making the blind side sound even more awful than it probably is

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

stop thanking the bloody weinsteins! jeepers...

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

poor Ryan Reynolds, sounding like he's in The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

who is sitting next to Tarantino?

Zeno, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

cute as a button

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

diane kruger no?

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

who is sitting next to Tarantino?

― Zeno, Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:50 PM

YOUR MOM

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

i hate ryan reynolds

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

man, bruce vilanch has his work cut out for him with this shit

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request
seriously AOL WHAT IS THIS. set it on fire

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

ryan reynolds hate is so misguided

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh hey i know who won all the awards but i'm not telling you guys, you'll just have to wait.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

ryan reynolds hate is so misguided

Just you watch: Clint Eastwood will cast him as Hillary Swank, the movie will make millions,a nd 67 Oscar nominations.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

xp why? He's so smug. I liked him in Two guys and a pizza place (I THINK that's the title)

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

he was good in "adventureland"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

I find him hot in a pompous beefcake sort of way.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

all i wanted was an AIM chatz, just one AIM chatz and they wouldn't give it to me
ok, officially giving up.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz is looking straight out of her mind. Why did people laugh so easily about Carell being beautiful?! Rude much.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

wow how did they hey everyone to do this

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

omg Jake Gyllenhaal looks gorgeous.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

this is really fuckin impressive

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

awww Ed Asner

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

what are the chances that when you buy "the secret of kells" on dvd, the disc is actually the video of r. kelly pissing on a 14 year old girl

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

LMFAO

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

ahahaa nice

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

man, miley is like 7 feet tall

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

she looks like she could lift an SUV

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

Poor Miley Cyrus forgot the top of her dress.

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

amanda seyfried is a babe

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

miley already looks like a southern trophy wife 4 cocktails deep

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

Randy Newman, the song category's Meryl Streep.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

jesus christ Newman will write "Sail Away" knockoffs for any occasion.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

Hahaha it's amazing how much I hate miley cyrus. Amanda Seyfried is beautiful, I love her dress, it's like a laid back version of JLo's one

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

it ain't the oscars without randy newman

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

max have you seen the trailer for Atom Egoyan's new one, Chloe, w/Amanday Seyfried?

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

all these songs blow dick, tbh

why couldn't they get a fuckin black person to write those songs for the frog movie, what the fuck

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

i am a big fan of marion cotillard's nose

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

i dig this crazy heart song

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

miley cyrus' posture is TERRIBLE, stand up straight girl!!

jabba hands, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

Miley seems to have done a shit-ton of blow backstage.

Position Position, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

pixie stix, dogg

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

why couldn't they get a fuckin black person to write those songs for the frog movie, what the fuck

why couldn't they get a jew to write the Inglorious Basterds song?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

miley already looks like a southern trophy wife 4 cocktails deep

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol i kinda dig her don't give a fuck-ness

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN RAINBOWS, BABY

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

"why couldn't they get a fuckin black person Anal Cunt to write those songs for the frog movie, what the fuck"

Zeno, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

luv u more than rainbows baby xp lol

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

okay t-bone burnett is actually 7 feet tall

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha what a turd

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

would District 9 improve if Matt Damon had played an Afrikaaner rugby coach who wants to destroy the world?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

district 9.. strongly disliked this film

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

sexy bastard

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

bingham i mean

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

how did this come about!?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

it would improve if it weren't racist against nigerians and had invested anything into the characters.. maybe

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

"why couldn't they get Anal Cunt to write those songs for the frog movie, what the fuck"

You eat flies
You shit in a pond
Why don't you use that long tongue
And shove it up your ass

You're a frog
You're a frog
You're a frog
You're a frog

You have warts
You hop all day
It ain't easy being green
But it's easy being gay

You're a frog
You're a frog
You're a frog
You're a frog

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

district 9 was pretty cool but mostly because it was interesting in its execution and setting. the film itself wasn't really that exciting though.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

It would have been a better movie with Tom Hanks' Woody accompanying Randy Newman playing a jews harp.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

FUCKING HELL: How does a Brooklyn tax-payer watch this shit over the internet again?

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

from now on i prefer all my hamfisted apartheid allegories with sweet sweet robot mech action

mandible corrective (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

Can you guys rank all the Oscar best pic noms you've seen? I'm curious?

For me:
1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Up
3. A Serious Man
4. The Hurt Locker
5. District 9
6. Up in the Air
7. Avatar

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

The Hurt Locker
A Serious Man
Inglorious Basterds
Up
District 9
crap

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

srs man
basterds
up
hurt locker
d 9

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

such differing opinions i love it!

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

1. Inglorious Basterds
2. A Serious Man
3. The Hurt Locker
4. District 9 (idk about you but for me sweet sweet mech carnage goes a long way)
6. fuck the rest imo

mandible corrective (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

inglorious
hurt locker
avatar
up in the air

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

omg Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saaaaaaaaaaaarsgarrrrrd = hawtest couple.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

<3 Downey

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

i hope basterds wins screenplay, QT is a dialogue guy above all else

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

who's the chick w/ downey jr?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

tina fey

downey killed it imo

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

i hope basterds wins screenplay, QT is a dialogue guy above all else

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

thats awesome - her look displays equanimity, his, not

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol at fey having to read super fast

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

YAY. So far I'm 3-3 in my Oscar poll.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

basterds but i don't think i've seen any others aside from district 9, which is hardly best pic

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

aw, sad QT is sad

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

1. inglorious basterds
2. hurt locker
3. avatar
4. a serious man
5. district 9
6. up in the air

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

bite down on that Weinstein.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

this hurt locker guy's cute

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
District 9
.
.
.
.
.
Avatar
Up in the Air

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

bigelow is still hot

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

QT already has an Oscar; Roger Avary had to pawn his.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

soto, johnny crucnh, jordan s, and latebloomer never saw avatar?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Hurt Locker>> Serious Man> up

Zeno, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

DAMN MOLLY RINGWALD

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

add her to the list, max

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

bigelow is still hot

― sonderangerbot, Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:16 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ringwald looks like what's-her-name from Wilson Phillips.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

good call

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

bigelow is such a babe

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

"A family man, a quiet man...A SERIOUS MAN"

instantrimshot.com

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

John Hughes can fuck a duck.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

Sigue Sigue Sputnik at the Oscars FTW.

Position Position, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

r downey jr. doing zoolander was neat
hughes montage = bathroom break

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

micro machines at the oscars

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://open.salon.com/files/home-alone1243399120.png

Morbz if QT had won for best screenplay

mandible corrective (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

ione skye and ally sheedy hell of babes

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

George Clooney = scotch break

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

man, i hope they don't do this when apatow dies

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

oops i mean mia sara

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

That the Academy is inflicting this twaddle on the audience speaks to its generosity and necrophilia.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

Young Molly Ringwald = hawt
Current Molly Ringwald = WTF

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

HOLY CHRIST NO

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

i think the only one of his films i saw was ferris bueller (in the 80s of course.. it was lol at the time)

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

omg judd nelson

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

what the

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

haha, i can't hear that Ferris B quote without thinking of Gravediggaz

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

...and macaulay culkin! YIKES

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

stfu, nu-Molly is hot

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHA Christopher Plummer not applauding.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

OMG JUDD NELSON

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

OMG judd

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

where's Long Duk Dong?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

waiting for ex-wife's hired sniper to take out cryer

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

lol me too

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

what the HELL happened to judd nelson

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit has a tribute ever been received so lukewarmly from audience?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

where's curly sue

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

man, those kids are strong, if that was a tribute to my dad, i'd be bawling my eyes out

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

judd nelson was in a lifetime movie recently that was a total abomination, even for lifetime. he wore a little wig, even.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

woulda been an act of mercy imo

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

UP NEXT SAMUEL L JACKSON AND HIS STENTORIAN TONES

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

sure alfred, whenever they trot out some euro auteur for a lifetime achievement dealie

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

Ladies And Gentlemen, the cast of DUTCH!

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

from now on i prefer all my hamfisted apartheid allegories with sweet sweet robot mech action
hahahaha

also lol 'fuck a duck'

My internet coverage is apalling, all my answers are like ten minutes late
JUDD NELSON. THERE ARE NO WORDS. Lmfao his delivery of that line was super aggressive

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

still can't really accept that DISTRICT 9 is a Best Picture nominee

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

(non sequitur, i know, but i thought I'd have processed this by now)

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

can we just do ed asner reaction shots all gd night?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

Baldwin and Martin split hours ago, didn't they?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

fucking Peter Jackson is like the most famous director in the world, why wouldn't u believe something that rips him off impresses the academy

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

also "will star trek or avatar win best visual effects" is like DO YOU WANT ME TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

DISTRICT 9 had like half an idea, maybe. STARSHIP TROOPERS >>>>>>> DISTRICT 9

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

in a just world starship troopers would have been nommed

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

this year i mean. it's that good.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

District 9 was dope

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

Is that rumour about South Africa saying they *might* start WW3 over District 9 true?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

JUDD NELSON. THERE ARE NO WORDS. Lmfao his delivery of that line was super aggressive

― RubyNoir, Sunday, March 7, 2010 7:24 PM (1 minute ago)

OTM. He was like "Hey, I AM STILL JUDD NELSON HERE!"

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

District 9 was dope

Nah.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

i heard "zoe" and got excited :(

who the fuck are these two?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

zoemg

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

an education / star trek iirc

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

where is Ricky Gervais when you need him

Zeno, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

District 9 was a movie aimed right in my wheelhouse and even I was like, "Meh."

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

zoe saldana and...???

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

Haha Taylor Hackford mostly aptly named director in history.

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

zoe saldana is FINE btw

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

"A good movie as good as my short." -- lol

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

district 9 is far from the worst nominated film here, i don't understand you

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

are they trying to get teenagers to watch the Oscars or something I don't know who those young ladies are.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

wow this is boring

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

watching DISTRICT 9 i decided that i was rooting for the nigerians to win, really, on grounds that the portrayal of them was so racist

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

district 9 is far from the worst nominated film here, i don't understand you

Up in the Air and An Education take THAT prize.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

carey mulligan -- she's nominated for something
i love her dress

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

D9 was great. Starship Troopers has some of worst acting I have ever repeatedly sat through.

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

drinking sum backstage huh

d9 is complete trash

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

um...no. that would be the blind side, in a walk.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

alfred why didn't you like an education (i haven't seen it but kinda wanted to)

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

they could really spare us these animated shorts though

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

i know i said this before, but the animation an all those besides Wallace and Gromit looks awful

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

alfred why didn't you like an education (i haven't seen it but kinda wanted to)

Clumsy -- it didn't know whether to be this innocent Audrey Hepburn LOOK HERE A STAR IS IN THE MAKING style picture or something smuttier. And Alfred Molina, whom I've always liked, was terrible. Like, Academy Award-worthy terrible.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

logorama looks like a fucking college student made it, fucking freshmen-level adbusters ish, eat a dick oscars man see u

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, Zoe Saldana ended up being in two movies last year that grossed over $1 billion in the US alone, combined.

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

Up in the Air and An Education take THAT prize.

didn't see an education, but yeah

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe that won but thank fuck we didn't get another nick park speech

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

i never saw someone so nonplussed to get their first oscar

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

weird foreign dudes always have the best speeches btw

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

Robert Duvall looks like he's thinking, "Why didn't I stay home tonight?"

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

see that's how to accept a fucken oscar

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

Carey Mulligan is appreciated over here because she was in Doctor Who once...

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

i never saw someone so nonplussed to get their first oscar

lol good adjective

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

they either freak out and are completely incoherent or theyre just like "oh that's cool thanks guys"

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

what the FUCK is this lady talking about

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

WHO IS THIS CHICK?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

whoa

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

who the hell was taht woman

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

lol wtf

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

that went well : /

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

i don't understand at all what just happened there

but i like that zoe got to give out more awards

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

shoulda got keyboard cat tbqf

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

What just happened? Did that ginger woman just do a Kanye?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

that was the best bit so far

jabba hands, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

i thought she was a protester or something

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

well i guess "the gawker" will have something to say about that lady tmrw

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

lamp otm!

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

She talked like someone gave her the pages of her speech out of order.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol lesbian producer is like WAHT at microphone cutoff.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

btw Police chase an armed criminal in a version of Los Angeles comprised entirely of corporate logos.

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

When speeches run long they should just show

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2009/05/keyboard-cat.png

xxxpost god damnit

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

hi Ben Stiller, are you funny?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

oh hey it's the MTV Movie Awards now

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

is jack black gonna come out as Precious now?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

i hate fuckin avatar being a "thing"

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Clumsy -- it didn't know whether to be this innocent Audrey Hepburn LOOK HERE A STAR IS IN THE MAKING style picture or something smuttier. And Alfred Molina, whom I've always liked, was terrible. Like, Academy Award-worthy terrible.
Totally agreed.

Oh Ben Stiller. Oh you.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Award for "Worst Stiller" goes to...

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

The increasing awkwardness of this 'skit' is the best part. What a failure.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

this isn't funny. is it?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

"i brought a hair net. it's ok." WTF?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

saarsgard is getting a hell of a lot of screen time.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

is jack black gonna come out as Precious now?

Matt Damon as Afrikaaner rugby coach.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

just bring back the weird lady

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

saarsgard is getting a hell of a lot of screen time.

Hottest unnominated actor.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

smh

more rxn shots of hot dudes plz lol xp

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'm having serious secondhand embarassment, that Stiller bit was so awful
I need more Jake Gyllenhaal closeups

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

that line was funny

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

agree alfred. him or his bro in law.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

ebertchicago is tweeting throughout fyi.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

who's gonna play crazy interrupto lady on SNL next week? I vote Bobby Moynahan

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

nice to see they're doing everything they can to make the oscar telecast move by swiftly

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

man this oscars was not painful until that gd skit

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

I need more Jake Gyllenhaal closeups

yes plz

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

bring on the saarsgard
i want more of the lesser basterds -- are they there?

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

Give'em this: the show's moving faster than ever.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

Jeff Bridges came so far since he first learned earth's ways in 1984

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

definitely lold at that skit

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

hey the oscar for best supporting monique is coming up

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

that's cuz your stoned xp

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

even more of an insult to hustle the winners off after sunjecting us to 3 minutes of embarrassing/unfunny stiller

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

Jeff Bridges just about old enough to play his dad's role in inevitable Airplane! remake.

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

Armond White is presenting supporting actress.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

Crazy Heart was a pile of fucking dogshit, btw. One of the worst fucken movies I saw all year. Worse than Avatar

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

It's harmless.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

Even worse than Adventureland

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

I'll take a content-free, gormless Oscar-patented genre like Crazy Heart over something that has the potential to pollute minds like Up in the Air.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

even more of an insult to hustle the winners off after sunjecting us to 3 minutes of embarrassing/unfunny stiller

― jed_, Sunday, March 7, 2010

^

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

if you make a short film, you too could one day create a masterpiece on the order of Cars and Ray.

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

THERE'S MY BOY

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

Up In The Air was great wtf pollute minds?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

If you make a short film, it must star a nude, shorn Jake Gyllenhaal.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

Up In The Air was great wtf pollute minds?

fuck, whiney.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

quit breaking balls, soto

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

whiney are you fucking serious

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

wtf at that precious clip

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

Up in the Air = "gee, life sucks if you hang out in VIP lounges, stay in suites, fuck Vera Farmiga, and look like George Clooney. Get a family."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

kinda wished theyd given this presenter slot to a sloshed outta her mind miley cyrus

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmjake

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

Must confess: loving these profile shots of Jake.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that "precious" clip was all kind of fucked up

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

whiney i love u dogg but u have the absolute most bizarre taste in everything

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY jordan

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

Why is he huffing like a pedo?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

fat ppl running with a bucket of chicken

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

why the fuck would i watch that

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Wow dude is tore up

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Up In The Air was pretty good? I mean, I'm a little tired of GeoClooney doing the Don Draper super confident dick waver for the the first half and then melty heart dude for second half, but it was essentially a comedy with lots of good lines and great editing to match the feel of the character

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

I keep thinking he's going to sing INXS' "Beautiful Girl."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

that was a weird speech

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i didnt even see up in the air or crazy heart and i can tell you that scraggly country singer jeff bridges makes for a thousand times better a movie than anything jason reitman will ever do

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

LOL
That Precious clip was an interesting choice...

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

it was essentially a comedy with lots of good lines and great editing to match the feel of the character

Editing to match the glib asshole we're supposed to like.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

were there more shots of a pissed-off jason reitman?

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

"fat ppl running with a bucket of chicken"

^^^ future excelsior thread title

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

whiney u should be banned from the theater for one (1) year for defending "up in the air"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

Crazy Heart was fucking cornball fake Walk The Line that was so cloying and precious, fucking Walk Hard had better lines

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

soooo happy Reitman shut out of every category.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

Crazy Heart was fucking cornball fake Walk The Line that was so cloying and precious, fucking Walk Hard had better lines

Sure, it was crap, but not dump-kids-in-a-canal bad like Up in the Air.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

can we just agree that this is an unbelievable year if you like middlebrow garbage?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

oh good whineys going to school us on good comedy writing now

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

up in the air was equal parts manipulative, predictable, not as clever as it thought and boring

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

Editing to match the glib asshole we're supposed to like.

― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:52 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think the moral of the story is that he acts like a fucking dickhead

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

i think the moral of the story is that you're a fucking dickhead

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

Roger Corman is all "Thanking u Lauren Bacall for getting me a standing ovation at teh oscars!"

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

can't we all just agree that the show should have more jake gyllenhaal

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

up in the air was equal parts manipulative, predictable, not as clever as it thought and boring

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:54 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i actually kind of agree with the first three

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

And with the right woman and family he'll be ok.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

fools took their time w/ the standing ovation.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

are there like markedly fewer commercials this year? are they gonna murder us in the second half?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

is there any life better than being a powerful hollywood producer

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

OH GOOD ROBIN WILLIAMS THIS GUY IS ALWAYS AWESOME

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

my stream died :(

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

penelope with glasses is so cute!

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

btw whiney i don't actually think you're a dickhead

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

It's like what Kael said about Paul Newman in Hud: we've had so much fun with this prick that in the last third we're supposed to CONDEMN him for his choices? Fuck that.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

my stream died too :(

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

my stream died :(

― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, March 8, 2010 2:56 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

mercy killing

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

haha, i do remember how manipulative i thought all the cloying ass indie rock in Up In The Air was

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

an't we all just agree that the show should have more jake gyllenhaal

Jake G racing up to the stage, out of breath, panting.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

robin williams? what happened to the tradition of having last years winner of the opp gender award present it?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

i think i liked the book up in the air. didn't see the movie. the book was weird.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

that clip of up in the air made me want to kill somebody

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

Anna Kendrick is worse than I remember -- like a third-rate Witherspoon in Election.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

this is a really snappy ceremony!

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

why did they white mo'nique up

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

out of all of those, she actually seemed the most deserving

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

heath ledger won last year

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

"This is the first and last nomination for MO'NIQUE"

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

fuck a movie abt sad white collar types forever

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

heath ledger won last year

oops

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

did someone dip mo'nique's hair in onion dip

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

Awesome. I missed a good old-fashioned self-congratulatory, smug speech that alludes to Hattie McDaniel.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol J0rdan

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ ppl who have their speeches ready

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

LOL WTF SAMUEL JACKSON'S FACE

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

actually, Whiney, I'll give you this: A Single Man is even worse than UITA.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

both times a black person has won tonight theyve cut back to another black person who has nothing to do with the movie

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

the precious writer got morgan freeman, monique got sam jackson

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

when christoph waltz won they should have cut to mel gibson

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

an education looks terrible

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

I saw An Education on Thanksgiving morning, drove to my parents, and raped the turkey with a fake English accent.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

damn, that an education thing was terribly edited

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

saarsgard again!

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol omar

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

I want to direct a short film of Saarsgard and Jake called A Short Film About Making Out.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

i dig an education, even though it fucks up multiple times in the last twenty minutes

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

An Education would have been improved with Brad Pitt and Inglorious Basterds carving swastikas on Molina and Mulligan's foreheads imo.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

ugh why hasn't Sigourney Weaver won an Oscar?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol I was wondering why the Supporting Actor from last year didn't show up to present, then I looked it up

musically, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

it's a hilary swank/renee zellwegger world

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

what exactly was the 'set design' and 'cinematography' in avatar?

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

anyone got a stream?

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

I saw An Education on Thanksgiving morning, drove to my parents, and raped the turkey

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ph8V052fCNE/Sw36j-PZpjI/AAAAAAAAHE0/zAX5I-_l5vw/s1600/eli-roths-thanksgiving.jpg

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

^thought of the exact same thing

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

this is the type of award avatar deserves, tbh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

who in god's name wrote that Sigourney intro?

stream here Freddy = http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/2486-ding-dong-oscar-ceremony-stream.htm

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

avatar should get technical awards and nothing else

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://tv.rightcelebrity.com/?p=4109

a working stream (for now)

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

tarantino suckssssss

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

who in god's name wrote that Sigourney intro?

James Cameron.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

hahah that dude's avatar joke totally bombed

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

that took an unexpected turn

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

i pretty much agree, altho i would be okay w/ it getting best director

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

ohhh nooo! THIS OSCAR SEES YOU!?

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

it's so weird when random ass people that no one knows spill their life problems during the speeches

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

MY DAD JUST DIED LAST WEEK

"okay dude..."

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ avatar winning for its airport of the future set decoration

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

"When I got cancer, I knew that winning an Oscar would save my life."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

so fucking embarrassing for that other dude

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

you can't cut off the speech of someone who was once terminally ill

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

so they do a whore joke and show keanu? that's mean!

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

ugh, if SJP is on your list max, scratch her off

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

fuuuuuck I've lost my Oscar poll.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

bright star you should have been up for 12 awards xxx

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

I am fully behind the more Jake Gyllenhaal closeups/movement requests.

when christoph waltz won they should have cut to mel gibson
ROFL

Lol Avatar speeches are comedy/awkward

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

man, she's a prick

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

LOL english costume woman doesn't give a shit

jabba hands, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

rock on sandy best speech of the night

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

that was amazing

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

"well, i already got two of these. so..."

wow. least gracious acceptance ever?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

giving the oscars the respect they probably deserve

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

a single man had the best clothes in any movie i saw last year - kinda wtf that they had t.ford present and didnt nominate it

haha this speech killin it

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

She probably didn't expect to win... cause ya know she already had two??

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

when u win 3 oscars i dont know why you would give a shit

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

"Coming next is Jake Gyllenhaal, smoking with George Clooney on the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion's balcony."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

probably gonna sell that thing on ebay

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

polar opposite of Monique's speech!

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

it was v. gracious actually! she knows that it's bullshit that u have to do weird period shit to get nominated in that category

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

wtf do you want false humility?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

Bright Star would have been nominated for more awards had Emma Thompson played Keats.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

this is boring, i think i'm going to stop watching until bigelow wins

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

ugh no one buy an ipad

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

that swell before ads is a gary numan rip off for sure!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

Which third-rate Franz rip-off does the music for these iPad commercials?

Position Position, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

i would prob buy an ipad

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

I would probably buy an iJake.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

Preserved forever:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy0skhwhD1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ yase!!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

amazing speech

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

Sam Jackson has to look like an extra in an Arrested Development video in every shot.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

oh man, ned, can u make it a gif

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

the last presenter had rose boobs

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

i'm very near advocating that the twitter should be burned, but every now and then i guess i still appreciate

colsonwhitehead
I'm feeling Bored based on the emotion Uninterested by Sapphire

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ good New Order lyrics.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

oh boy a tribute to horror movies

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

it is funny reading reactions to this from, like, a bunch of dc journos, a few ppl i know, and michael strahan

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

KILL STEVE MARTIN AND ALEC BALDWIN

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

oh man, ned, can u make it a gif

Uploading imminently.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ colson whitehead

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

The less popular/well known awards are bringing the comedy right now, the ginger woman and the costume designer speech were my highlights so far

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

haha -- like the Academy would nominate Drag Me To Hell.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ stewart and lautner

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

The less popular/well known awards are bringing the comedy right now, the ginger woman and the costume designer speech were my highlights so far

― RubyNoir, Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:18 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is true every year imo

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

i really like kristin stewart. i mean i've never seen any film she's been in or anything (i haven't seen any films of most anyone who's been on stage), but i like how she looks pissed off all the time. it's cool.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

Great dress, too.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

kristen stewart is my #1 girl crush

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

never thought i would see 'leprechaun' footage during the oscars

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

satan is his father!

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

marathon man?

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

"Satan is his father, not Jake Gyllenhaal."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

"and so we're going to remind u why none these movies ever get nominated for anything"

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

two alien-related shoutouts, hell yeah

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

they just want recognizable stars in lots of these cuz ed scissorhands is not horror either

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

young frankenstein and twilight in there missing the point too

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

never thought i would see 'leprechaun' footage during the oscars

― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

haha seriously

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

ZAC ON COKE

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

but fuck yeah my man nosferatu

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

efron. u have been replaced already by the newer model. see: taylor lautner.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

totally booched up

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

i would watch an efron/kendrick porn

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

SOCIALISM

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

I would booch efron

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

he was wiping and scratching his nose. ADORABLE.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

zac's going to be a bloated alcoholic wreck within 5 years

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

i would participate in an efron porn, yes

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone remember that MTV Video Music Awards from like 1991 where Wayne And Garth explained how the techical categories work?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

Okay Whiney, GIF here:

http://nedraggett.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/samueljacksonoscarsroffle.gif

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

i would participate in an efron porn, yes

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:24 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You're gonna need a new name because "Jordan Sargant" def doesn't sound appropriate

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

Efron will look like Mr. Spock in the new Star Trek.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

hurt locker looking good for the big prize maybe (bigelow also looking good imo)

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

efron.. well, i was going to remark about his hair, but then this guy walked on stage. i got nothin

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah she looks amazing

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

oh..what'd he look like, daria? I was boochin up.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah sweden represent

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

Oscars is trying to hard to get at that 'lucrative under 25 demographic'. It's just not going to happen.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

dang

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

THE HURT LOCKER, A GREAT-ASS SOUNDING MOVIE

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

thought hurt locker and avatar would split those two

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know if i can take cameron speech tonight. they are sooooo painful.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's what i'll always remember about 'the hurt locker'

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

is that dude growing falafel out of his skull?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

i like super-sincere technical dudes a lot too

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

why the fuck is the ET theme playing?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

"We honor 43 nominees in 10 seconds."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

elizabeth banks is so perky

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

Reese's Pieces sponsorship

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

MTV movie awards comment was OTM. ben stiller in na'avi outfit? elizabeth banks is oscar presenter? zac and taylor and twilight?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

John Travolta, replaced by sock puppet in the shape of a ribeye steak.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

whoever she is i like her

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

xxp who cares? this is the best ceremony in years because we're actually getting through stuff (mostly) bullshit free

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

can i just say that at least 10 times in the past two months i've considered making a "if you had the power to put john travolta in jail for an indefinite amount of time, would you do it, for whatever reason?" poll

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

way too much time spent on best picture clip shows

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

did Quentin bring some whitehaired freak from the Jewlled Antler Collective with him?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

xp well i like those because i haven't seen like all of those movies

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

this is the best ceremony in years because we're actually getting through stuff (mostly) bullshit free

I dunno -- the Saarsgard reaction shots ended 15 minutes ago.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

in the future they should throw the awards at the winners dodgeball style

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder if Clooney's at the bar, buying drinks for the losers.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

it's too bad QT didn't re-write history so that irl john travolta was hitler who got his face obliterated by bullets -- oh well

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

Make that poll!

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder if Clooney's at the bar, buying drinks for the losers.

You know... just being a *real guy*

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

John Travolta = cast as Greenland in next Brett Ratner film.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

that show about fat kids looks wild

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

Clooney is so false to me. I feel like he carefully ochestrated this entire broken biscuits Cary Grant style persona.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

my shitty Floriduh swamp trash high school served french fries every single day and i weighed 280 lbs when i graduated, tbh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

they're all kinda false

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

tmi

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

on another note, I DID ADORE SANDRA BULLOCK IN "THE PROPOSAL", you're so right steve martin

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

Not very popular around here, but Sandra Bullock is totally cute and chaming-in-a-good-way in person.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

"done real good"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

AND SHE GETS POINTS FOR CORRECTLY PRONOUNCING HISPANIC DUDE'S NAME

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

das weisse band got screwed obv

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

sandra bullock is a true bro

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

i like sandra bullock too

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

again, what is exactly was the "cinematography" in avatar -- "well i held down shift and then control..."

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

i can't hate on sandra bullock. how can you?

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

what? no 30 second scenic shots of their "work" during the announcement?

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

i'll still defend Avatars right to pick up every nerd award

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

cinematography is not a nerd award for chrissakes

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

yeah whiney stfu

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

stephen lang!

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

harry potter did have really great cinematography

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

what fucking planet do you guys live on where cinematography isnt a nerd award

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

have these savages kept Lauren Bacall freezing in the back of the auditorium all night?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

demi?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

it's not like BEST ACTRESS to 99.9977408740874% of america

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

the planet where i watch movies and pay attention to lighting and composition and shit

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE DROP A TRAVOLTA ON THIS GUY

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

what fucking planet do you guys live on where cinematography isnt a nerd award

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:38 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the planet where up in the air was a huge turd of a movie than only feebs enjoyed

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

what fucking planet do you guys live on where cinematography isnt a nerd award

planet earth u gd feeb

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

Not challopsing but I don't like Sandra Bullock. I think she's rude as opposed to 'real'.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

it's not really that hard whiney just keep your eyes open during movies

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

jt is murdering this song.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not gonna lie, i'm gonna tear up when they put dom's face up

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

Ron Silver died?!

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

again, what is exactly was the "cinematography" in avatar -- "well i held down shift and then control..."
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.) Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:36 PM (1 minute ago)

i'll still defend Avatars right to pick up every nerd award
― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten) Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:36 PM (1 minute ago)

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

this is such a beautiful song. until now.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

film directors/producers in the the 60s wearin the coolest hats man

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

this there any point in watching this, or should i just keep reading ilx commentary instead?

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

yeah he's singing it all off-rhythm

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

is Heath Ledger still dead?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are fucking dipshits all of you

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

i hate to break it to you but you're nerds

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

i forgot about natasha richardson! so sad. so very sad.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

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i hate to break it to you but you're nerds

and you're a jock, right?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

if you're okay with "avatar" winning cinematography, i'm pretty sure you're the dipshit

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

Via friend Andy Zax on Twitter: "What? You mean Andrew Gold wasn't available to come and sing "Thank You For Being A Friend" over the death montage?"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

whiney is there any time in ur life where u arent projecting

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

whiney be nice go eat a fry. it's an oscars thread. one love...

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

and at the 2.25 hour mark whiney g. went straight off the goddamn rails

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are fucking dipshits all of you

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten)

oh man, i love y'all

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

uh, i'm a nerd too, soto. and love cinematography and shit, but i'm not OMG fronting like it's not something that 85% of people have no idea about

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

i hate to break it to you but you're nerds

is this more of ur "real ppl only care abt nachos and fantasy football u homo cultural elites" garbage?

hahaha xp

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT 85% OF PEOPLE THINK

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

i could cry right now thinking about natasha richardson. i loved her. she shouldn't be dead.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

stop with your populist fronting garbage for fucks sake

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

We only care about fantasy nachos.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

jesus christ, no you're right, cinematography is the most popular, beloved award of the oscars, i withdraw my comments

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

to be fair, avatar wasn't just dudes with computers. there were also dudes in mocap suits.

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

uh, i'm a nerd too, soto. and love cinematography and shit, but i'm not OMG fronting like it's not something that 85% of people have no idea about

well sure go tell the masses why Up in the Air is awesome.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

Whoever had the James Taylor/ montage idea had clearly just seen the intro of the Beatles Anthology dvd set.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

dudes let's all just chill. i have two doughnuts if someone wants one of them.

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

lol at Iraq having "hostile neighborhoods."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

jlo bubble wrapped

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

oh no

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

in onion dip.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

oh no no

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

Sam is chewing gum.

franny glass, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

haven't seen avatar, but worthington's square jaw is making me reconsider.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

is this more of ur "real ppl only care abt nachos and fantasy football u homo cultural elites" garbage? and we only care about fantasy nachos

Also lol JLO and Sam Worthington. He is so basic

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

Oscars wouldn't be complete without rhythmless dance routine.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think this is very extraordinary!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

did he say the legion of extraordinary dancers?

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

worthington is mega fine in avatar

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://thecitylovesyou.com/cinerex/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kitano-sonatine.jpg

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

What's happening? Is this contemporary dance?!

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

shit that real people dont know about, a list, by whiney g weingarten

  • kevin smith
  • cinematography

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

lol max

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

is this an ad for the gap

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

otm

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

doin' the robot to western muzak

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

did the Jabberwookiez want too much money or somehing?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Where do I know this song from?

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

this is painful to me.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Someone let me know if Jake's in a tutu. I'm gonna make a sandwich.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

how did we end up in Lincoln Center?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

Nate called it:

Yeah, because when I think 'The Hurt Locker', I think uprocking.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

this is hilarious with the sound off

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

i like to believe that all the attendees are doing lines/having sex right now

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

why are people breakdancing to film scores

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

this needs more samuel l jackson reaction shots

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa this is the dumbest shot ever

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

this is hilarious with the sound off

― generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:50 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

trust me it is thousands of times hilariouser with the sound on

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

I'm crying with laughter, I'm so tired, I can't handle this mess

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

Also:

Y'all realize that we're basically one minute from James Horner's 'Avatar' score somehow becoming more unendurable.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

someone screwed up and typed "avatar" where it was supposed to say "lion king"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

Back with tea and the interpretive dance drags on...

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

xpost lol

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

i loved that this was the big hyped dance number

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

clooney so grouchy!

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

suzy, i thought you were being sensible?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

my facebook inadvertantly proving whineys point:

Sean B****** das wiesse band got screwed on cinematography eff you academy
::my gf's regular guy casual republican cousin::
C**** R*****But Seany...only you and 3 other people care!!! lol
Sean B****** hahah c**** you're right except for the me caring part

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

It'd be one thing if they had shit like this so Steve Martin and Alex Baldwin can change consumes, like Madonna or Britney Spears at an arena show, but no.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

whats up with george, is he in a bad mood?

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

Loooool clooneyface

Clay, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

did he say "when i was nine" or "when i was dying"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

it's hard to tell tonight

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

So, btw, grouchy Clooney: a put-on? Or actually grouchy?

Ha, jinx!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

what is jizzchin anyway

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

Do not have to be at Parliament until 3.30.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

can't decide who is more smashable. cooper or butler, tbh.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

I liked that dude's speech.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

Bradley Cooper = android Eric Bana.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

hate to break it to this guy, but if any kid picks up writing scores, it's gonna be because of "forgetting sarah marshall" not "up"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

maybe clooney is still steamed that reporter asked him about his commitment phobia in front of his gf

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

studly dudley time

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

How long til Butler and Worthington share the silver screen?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

"Creative" is this year's code for gay...

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

have it on good authority that butler is a complete and utter tool.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

shocked at the winner here

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

whiney, jizzchin is one of the rogue hulu tags for the tonight show with jay leno

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

"Avatar" winning Best Picture would be the biggest special effect of them all. Like, 'how did they do that!?!?!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

dreamiest pair of presenters

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

So does this mean Avatar is less likely to win Best Pic?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

JASON BATEMAN

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

nope xp

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

"Avatar" winning Best Picture would be the biggest special effect of them all. Like, 'how did they do that!?!?!"

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 8, 2010 3:55 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark

Industrial Light & $$$$$$

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

the middle stage thing is retarded

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

ugh man, i'm gonna have to face about 2 minutes of zings here huh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

"a rare combination of being funny and having a great heart"

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

even tho "avatar" deserves tons of awards, i feel like everyone involved in this movie is a huge cock

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

Bateman looks embarrassed to be associated with UITA.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

"Avatar is about learning to see the world in new ways."

Clay, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

even tho "avatar" deserves tons of awards, i feel like everyone involved in this movie is a huge cock

you wish!

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

a kid i grew up with won an oscar for fx for lion and wardrobe movie. i think that was the one. and i was so proud of him and for him. that was exciting. i hadn't been that excited since rick baker one his first oscar. the tech type awards usually make me snooze though.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

lolling @ the dramatic squirrel cam on clooney there

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

"Will it be the first woman to win? The first negress? Or some other white or Jew dude?"

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

smh at them being all STICK AROUND, WE MIGHT GIVE AN AWARD TO A BLACK PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

i don't even want to see avatar. those faces bug me too much.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

scott you haven't seen avatar?!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

lol there was an article in gq a few years back about rocco dispirito being all "gonna crossover into hollywood" and it looks like he finally hit it big with a WEB SERIES ON ABC

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

I think it says a lot of really sad (obvious) things about Hollywood whenever they pan to the "Precious" section, where the only ten African-Americans are all clumped together.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

no. the aliens bug me. i will probably see it someday at home years from now. stoned.

x-post

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently the banned Sasha Baron-Cohen skit involved the immortal words 'is it because I is BLUE?'

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

otm Josh

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

Matt Damon = partying with Clooney too.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

I think it says a lot of really sad (obvious) things about Hollywood whenever they pan to the "Precious" section, where the only ten African-Americans are all clumped together.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:01 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark

well that's cuz morgan freemen is dressed in all white, suspended over the crowd

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

god matt damon @ 27 winning an screenwriting oscar makes me feel super fail

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

smh at them being all STICK AROUND, WE MIGHT GIVE AN AWARD TO A BLACK PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:58 PM (2 minutes ago)

lol this was great - "stay tuned...is it gonna be a black dude? a chick? or will it be quentin tarantino, james cameron, or jason reitman?"

xp scott i bet it would be sweet stoned

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

god matt damon @ 27 winning an screenwriting oscar makes me feel super fail

and he probably hates Up in the Air too

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

has anyone seen Food Inc?

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, s'OK.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

few people can measure up to MYATT DAMON

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

i've heard that it's really dope

"the cove" is good 2

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

Michael Pollan, Inc.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

michaelstrahan
#Oscars dance tribute looks like electric boogaloo and Breaking!! Great to see break dancing representing... Brings me back to 80's!! Lol

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

"Up in the Air tells the harrowing story of George Clooney trying to make it to a VIP lounge without tripping over a Mexican."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

academy award winner fisher stevens!!

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha alfred

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

matt damon looks good. i've never thought this before

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

"Up in the Air tells the harrowing story of George Clooney trying to make it to a VIP lounge without tripping over a Mexican."

LOL so much, I'm posting this on my fb

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

Good for "The Cove!" It's been an uphill battle for this thing that apparently took serious lobbying by Ben Stiller to get it notice. Ben Stiller!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

okay tyler perry

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

Tyler Perry is a total geek. You could tell he was super stoked to be in "Star Trek."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

oh fuck me -- every tool makes that cinematography joke.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

wtf tyler perry

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

EDITING FILM IS TOUGH, SOMETIMES I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH OF THE FAT WOMEN I'M PLAYING TO SHOW CLOSE UP

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

fuck the cove

burma vj robbed

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

The trouble with Tyler Perry...

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

man, as soon as dude held up that poster, editor was like BYE

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

Tyler Perry as Sandra Bullock in Norbit.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

u mad over the doc awards tape store!

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

I wanna go Hurt Locker on this one

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

BAM

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

hurt locker getting the loudest cheers

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

hurt locker cleaning up

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

this is str8 crackin me up wtg tyler perry

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

They could do a sequel to "The Hurt Locker" with Perry, Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy. They could call it "The Fat Suit." It would be a drama.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

<3 these dorks

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

they are freaky goths, yes?

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

aw i love these nerds

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

yea that guy is rad

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

love these horror film dorks

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

what the christ

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

<3 these dorks

^^^^

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

WTF his voice

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

The return of Keanu's weird beard.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

burt_locker

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

Totally love how Keanu's owned up to being a special effect.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

wow an anti preview screening speech. never heard that before, good on em.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

Keanu's only doing this cuz he was in Point Break.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

whiney you should've saved that for a DN

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

Still waiting to see how lame the "Avatar" clip looks in 2-D. (Answer: lame.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think 'politics' in Oscar context this year is about culture war crap.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

i already did butthurt locker, and it's not getting better'n that

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, tbh, i couldn't care less about the oscars' documentary awards, so out of touch w/ the non-fiction community

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

Politics this year is men in blue faces and non-Morgan Freeman black people all sitting together.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

Non-fiction community="Dancing with the Stars"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

t/s: deej on gucci mane, tape store on documentaries

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

uhh this is weird

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

"Pedro, what the fuck are we doing here?"

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

QT acting more like a queen than Almodovar.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

lollll at tarantino

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

Does QT know how creepy he comes across?

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

QT's tux is fubu

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

FRAHnce

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

David Lynch rented his hair to Almodovar.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

cmon audiard

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

Does QT know how creepy he comes across?

He has to.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

Other countries make movies, too?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

QT please don't ever change...

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

QT has always been creepy. i mean that's his entire thing, he is creepy video store guy and always has been.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

Love QT sportin' the German accent that Christoph Waltz taught him.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

???

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

qt's voiceovers here are something else

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

i have never heard of this movie

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

another unpredictable foreign film winner

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

QT's Spanish and French both need so, so much work.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

wtf!?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

Germany, Argentina, same shit.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone know if it is good?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

UPSET

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

both house Nazis and sadists.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

English as a second language "Avatar" joke=take a shot.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

yeah QT shouldn't try w/the accent. iirc tom ford french pronunciation was quite good

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

UPSET= That makes one

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

"thanks for not considering nav'vi as a foriegn language" -- another avatar joke bombs

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

Cameron is going to buy Argentina and then close it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

Hahaha he tried to diss Avatar and it didn't work but man, I love him for it anyway.
Lol Josh

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

"It's an epic, it's a love story, it hit an iceberg in 1912."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

DAS WEISSE BAND GOT SCREWED

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

i can't believe this shit is called avatar

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

Guys, does Avatar really look this lousy?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

If it wins, will "Avatar" be the first Best Picture winner with Happy Meal toys?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

the last airbender

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

If it wins, will "Avatar" be the first Best Picture winner with Happy Meal toys?

Schindler's List.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

Besides that one.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

If it wins, will "Avatar" be the first Best Picture winner with Happy Meal toys?

I don't know, which fast food place did Lord of the Rings?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

mcdonald's anton chigurh lego figure never caught on

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

They couldn't figure out how to design the hair so that kids wouldn't choke on it.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

x-post to Ned

burger king. because i remember making a bunch of stupid "Lord of the Onion Rings" jokes at the time

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

alfred is the mvp of this thread btw

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

avatar.. what was good about it? i haven't seen it.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

It was in 3-D.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

nah, jordan has the best joeks

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

no no no, jake gyllenhaal is the mvp of this thread

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

It was a fun thing to watch in the 3D theater when I was really high... that's about it.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

still have an extra doughnut if someone wants it

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

It was in 3-D.
and? so were the dallas cowboys and it didn't work out too well for them iirc

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

I am amused by how much people resent James Cameron. Alfred, Josh and Jordan are doing pretty good jokes wise.
(but you're right daria)

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

so is 'v' any good

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

these v commercials are irritating as shit

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

nah, jordan has the best joeks

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Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

its not a competition yall

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

so is 'v' any good

It stars Rip Torn and the guy from The Beastmaster, and feral ferrets.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

avatar sequel clearly has to involve the cowboy terrordome somehow..

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

i know i didn't mean to set shit off i <3 all of you

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

"avatar" did look legendarily amazing in 3d, but i couldn't imagine seeing it in 2d

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

Lol Hollywood not laughing at navi joke - cmon that was funnier than most of the scripted stuff

QT always creepy and nerdy and owns it - respect

RDJ and Tina Fey = best

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

"Please welcome also-rans from the nineties."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

so is 'v' any good

No. Basically that's all you need to know...

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

alfred and i are divorced, which makes the rivalry all the more interesting

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

JULIANNE

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

nooooo stop with this 5 ppl shit

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

Actually everyone is hilarious in this thread (xcept me) it's making the show pass by much, much easier

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

alfred and i are divorced, which makes the rivalry all the more interesting

was always jealous that you saw Keanu in lycra tbh.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

colin firth is a terrible actor

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

it'll be 10 next year

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

what is going on with the actor in a leading role? random ppl who have worked with them promoting their work?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

Why is everyone acting like Jeff Bridges is a dying recluse or something? He makes movies all the time, and he's always good in them.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

Actually everyone is hilarious in this thread (xcept me) it's making the show pass by much, much easier

― RubyNoir, Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:25 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

"In between shots I saw Jeff play with this three toes."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

wtf is this?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

just read the nominations

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

i actually dig this presentation style

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

wtf is so intimidating about playing George Clooney's love interest?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

I can only hope to look as badass at Jeff Bridges when I'm 60

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

as

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

Is Clooney playing a hockey player in his next movie?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

"this one time, george clooney saved a hobo"

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

If Bridges pulled a Michael Caine and accepted from the set of Tron Legacy in the suit the world would be a happy place.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

this is crazy! have they done this on the oscars before?? I haven't watched in a few years.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

at least george looks a little happy

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

still better than last year

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

wtf is so intimidating about playing George Clooney's love interest?

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yeah "intimidating" isn't the word i would use

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

GAG

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

Oh god I'd hate to be stuck praising Colin Firth.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

nooooo stop with this 5 ppl shit

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 8, 2010 4:25 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

seriously. every time they do this i keep expecting each of them to jump into their respective lion robots and combine into Voltron.

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

oscars on some cool story bro shit w/this

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

George Clooney will be the Jack Nicholson of all future Oscar broadcasts. Where is Jack Nicholson? Hope he's OK.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

"With Colin's charm, courage, integrity, ummmmmmmmmmm..."

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

Why are they doing this?? Beyond the expected Hollywood wankery

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

They're acting like all these dudes are dead men walking.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moytOpK0Wkk

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah where the hell is jack

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

colin firth's courage

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Oscar nominee, this is your life!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

now i'm worried about jack nicholson

looooooooooool ted

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Colin Firth is much more authentically charming and gentlemanly than Clooney imo. He's so handsome.
LOL MORGAN FREEMAN'S FACE. HE HASN'T APPROVED OF A THING ALL NIGHT.

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

I want the five nominated actors to go onstage and praise the presenters.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

well last year it was just random previous winners in the actor/actress category and it felt weird fake and forced. at least we know these people have worked together

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Okay he's smiling now but before he was well moody

RubyNoir, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

died at ted

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

lol swat

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

hahah

SWAT. THE OSCARS.

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

renner's like, 'yep, swat...'

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

fuck you, Colin Farrell and your lame gay jokes.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

And now, before we open the envelope, let we five speakers ritually kneel behind the five nominees asses and kiss each cheek in unison...

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

this is great who the fuck am i kidding

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

I MET MORGAN FREEMAN ON THE SET OF "EVAN ALMIGHTY"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

i was hoping they'd bring in idris elba to reminisce about '28 weeks later'

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

Luminous, and not airbrushed shellac thick.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

A FACT: Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep cannot campaign for Oscars together.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

Andy Zax again: "Is this the Oscars or a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast?"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

lol why are they re-reading the nominees

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

yay jeff

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

wow damn

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

<3 jeff bridges

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

this is such horseshit

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

Bridges or Freeman....

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

love this motherfucker

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

Jeremy Renner in his reaction shot was like, "True."

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

This award segment lasted longer than the In Memoriam. But love Bridges.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

woot! go Jeff!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

mark it zero imo

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

jeff is the bestest.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

jeff bridges is WASTED

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

you can tell by how they're cheering that they don't really care about the performance

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

def the best

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

The Dude abides

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Flynn Lives!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Bridges working on out-highing Harrelson.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

"My dad, gettin' me to snort glue for my mom's silver anniversary."

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

renner should've won by miles

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

bridges has spent the whole night with the kind of grin that makes me think he ate a big fuckin weed brownie in the limo

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

"Can I turn this statue into a bong?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

♥ jeff bridges gonna tell sum stories man

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

they should give this dam award to jeff bridges every year imo

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

"MAGGIE.......GYLLENHAAL."

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

and let him host

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

i would like to give all the awards to jeff bridges

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

i don't give a fuck about seeing this movie but you can't deny that jeff bridges is a bro

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

I love how he gets his second wind every third breath.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, though, all year Bridges has been treated like some lost actor re-discovered by Tarantino or something. Perhaps explains why he seems so bemused all the time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

they shld just let a w33ded out jeff bridges just talk abt the nominees. for every award.

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

awwwww 33 yrs

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

33 years!!!!!

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

Roger LOOVE MAAANN!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

damn they should give him the best marriage award

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

:)

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

Tom Hanks and Barbra Streisand!

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/shawnlevy/iron-man-site-obadiah-stane.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

No way to top that speech!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, though, all year Bridges has been treated like some lost actor re-discovered by Tarantino or something. Perhaps explains why he seems so bemused all the time.

srsly. He's never stopped starring in A pictures.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

depr dper dperd perpdsfjasdlkfjalsdjkf lfai l fial

(strange text as seen on the Jeff Bridges wikipedia page following the Oscar win update - now fixed and missing)

Paul, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/yardie4life/saml.gif

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

i tuned in late - did they do that whole 5 people introducing the noms with stories for the best actress, too?

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

Is it just me, or are the Oscars rolling by faster than usual this year? They could have cut out the dance routine and gone for record brevity.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/yardie4life/saml.gif

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

We're still at 3:08 though.

xpost

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

James Mason?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

Will Jeff Bridges praise Helen Mirren? Stay tuned!

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

OPRAH

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

god, here we go again

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

uhh here we go again. with oprah??

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh cool, guess that answers that. i thought they did actress first

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

If the Academy really cared, it would have gotten the bus from Speed onstage to praise Bullock's performance.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

waaau, has forest whitaker lost a lot of weight?

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

If Sandra Bullock wins it will ruin the Oscars forever.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

ewww hope floats

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

forrest whitaker you are THE WORST

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

the "delicacies" of Sandra Bullock wtf?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

yeah looks like he lost a bunch

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

ugh

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

I learned from personal experience that hope does not actually float.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

"tangible magical quality of sandra bullock performance" and the audience lols

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.i-marco.nl/weblog/images/kissing-ass.jpg x 5

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

skinny forrest!

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

the queen was a tite movie tbf

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

Mirren has the sated look of someone who has no chance of winning and has had a few Old Fashioneds.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

he's slimming down to play morgan freeman in a biopic

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

who's the old dark haired lesbian behind Mirren?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

Oprah has a free pass card to take over any presentation. Usable once per awards ceremony.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

Do the stars have a choice of where they sit? On one hand: ego. On the other: who wants to be in every shot looking bored?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

It has become rapidly apparent that these people are writing their own speeches

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

Saarsgard is one giant weed brownie imo.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

yah the queen was a rad movie i tht (xps)

hopin this goes to sandy b tbrr

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

He's one giant vowel brownie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

there's no way someone that oprah is giving props to is going to lose, that's how america works

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

"joeks, bruv" is the key to making these bearable

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

i hope it goes to jeff bridges

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

wouldnt be the worst thing ever lamp

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

Forrest whitaker lookin adorbs!! Teeth too white tho.

Plenty of saarsgard to go around.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

damn my feed went down. anyone have a link?

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

GABURAEY SEHBORNAY

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

Oprah tacitly approving skipping school.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

80% of these speeches could be cut down to "this person isn't winning. moving on."

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

gabourey was annoyingly attitudinal on the red carpet maybe?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Meryl Streep will finally get her third Oscar in 2012 for playing Gabourney Sidibe.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Oprah is so pro

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Oprah? wtf?

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Where di you learn that?

"Acting!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

answer the question lady, where did you learn how to act like that

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

sandy b is kinda the jeff b equiv itc

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

thought she was p cool on the red carpet?

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

gabourey sidibe was totally adorable on the red carpet!

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Oprah is acting right now. Like Oprah.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

its like oprah talks in front of crowds every day for 30 years

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

dead feed! new link anyone?

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

who is dude praising meryl?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

I hate and love Streep.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

do you think meryl is like cursing precious under her breath

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

stanley tucci, cad

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

all streams now asking for a password?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

Certainly that shitty movie would have been better if it was all Meryl.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

think i'll just spam sam l gifs, these presentations suck

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

Meryl Streep as Jack Nicholson.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

IN

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

who is dude praising meryl?

― call all destroyer, Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:46 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

duuuuude

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

Sean Penn!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

i love the tooch

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

OH BOY I can't wait until Penn's reaction to the Bullock win.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

omg sean penn pull it together

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

sean penn is retarded now

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

sean penn as detective robert goren

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

stanley tucci is p dreamy still

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

Someone just woke Penn up and pushed him onstage.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

meryl has been nominated a record 16 times and only won twice

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

aww cad even the E! red carpet guy was like LOVED U IN BIG NIGHT

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

what did that mean

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

Psst Sean... button your coat

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

OH FUCK

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh my god

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

wtf actually

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

Bullock! Bullocks! Sure, why not?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

there will be tears

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck she looks so sad

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol sorry guys i'm just clueless abt celebrities sometimes

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

dam i was really pulling for jeff bridges

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

so sarah palin is gonna be president in 2012 huh

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/34h8n07.jpg

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

OK, good line.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

bologna sandwich

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

I don't blame Bullock for falling deeply in love with Mirren tbh.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

sam otm

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

Are you fucking kidding me

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

Is she now the second actress to get the Best Actress Oscar nod and the Best Actress Razzie nod in the same year?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

mistakes have been made

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

Why is she treating this like she's valedictorian and she knew she would be valedictorian and she's too cool to give the speech?

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

gabby, it was so exquisite how you ran down the street cradling a bucket of chicken

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

Eh, people laughed at Tomei, but she turned out OK.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

bologna

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to thank Armond White.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

wkiw sandra

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

i mean if anyone wants to make a strong case for any of the other 4 be my fuckin guest

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

yeah totally wkiw

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

i wkiw sandra too

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

4 the momz!!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for the queefs, sandra, let's wrap this up

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

wkiw any of the best actress noms this year tbh

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

this is just long overdue recognition for Demolition Man

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus H -- Linda Hamilton arms!

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

tbrrrrr ws all of them 2

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

i mean if anyone wants to make a strong case for any of the other 4 be my fuckin guest

― call all destroyer, Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:51 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

helen mirren is helen mirren

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

good speech

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

i would just like to point out that, as per usual, ramzi is an ilx visionary

What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

piscesx did you find it again?

http://www.atdhe.net/7409/watch-the-82nd-annual-academy-awards

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

did anyone here actually watch the blind side? I've read the book and I can't imagine how her role could be an academy award vehicle...

iatee, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

new working feed http://mymovees.com/oscars/watch-oscars-online/

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

max wtf

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

sandra bullock had some fukken cleavage in that movie

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

whiney that movie looked boring as shit

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

Bring on the big "Hurt."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh boy OF COURSE Bigelow will win if Streisand is the presenter.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

ah thanks yeah. damn i missed sean penn! was he pissed?

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

max wtf

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:52 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whut

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

max please rank the five noms in order of s

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

i love how hollywood is pointing out how progressive they are

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

ok this best director thing is srsly weirding me out

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

Babs wearing my grandmother's curtain around her neck.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

/reading armond white review of 'blind side'

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

"for the first time next year, we might let women vote. or will it be black people?"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

Hope she sings "Oscar, Can You Hear Me?"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

HAHA the only person clapping for Cameron is his mother.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

"for the first time next year, we might let women vote. or will it be black people?"

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:53 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooooooooooool exactly

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

Good.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

LMFAO babs

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

THE TIME HAS COME. James Cameron wins his second Oscar!

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

the time has come. good for her

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

max please rank the five noms in order of s

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:53 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1) helen mirren
2T) carey mulligan
2T) sandra bullock
3) gabourey sidibe
4) meryl streep

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man do you guys know how many crazy nuts are pouring over every detail of this year's oscars for secret occult illuminati messages?
DOZENS!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

Bigelow deserves the Oscar for looking good. And happy. And keeping it real for decades.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

renner is tiny

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

it's too bad that lee daniels didn't hop up and go "OHHHHH FUCK YEAH!!"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

holy christ you put Mulligan over Streep?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

yaaaaaaaay. wow this kind of is a big deal.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

so glad she won over cameron!!!!

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

Someone get her some O2.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

carey and sandra tied, max u pervert

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

cmon man she probably deserves it for directing a film?

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

I am extremely happy about this. Glad I stayed up.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

meryl would beat carey if it were 1981

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

this means avatar wins best picture, right?

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

yeah me too suzy! this is awesome.

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

What's nice now is that if "Avatar" wins, it will seem anticlimatic. Well played.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

Well, if this gets Bigelow more funding, fuck yeah.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

xxxp yes

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

would watch Sandra Bullock in a Bigelow picture.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

This is great btw.

Clay, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

man sue u

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol i am woman

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

Point Break 2 wooooo here we come

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

Bigelow's next film is a Central American drug thriller, written by "Hurt Locker" dude again.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

YUM. who's the boy b/w Babs and KathryN????

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

glad a woman should have won this year. but it should have been a woman called jane campion.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

need animated gif of Cameron shaking his head

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

WOW

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

Josh that sounds better than the Hurt Locker!

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

wow!

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

well that came out of nowhere

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

fuck they did this in 3.5 hours straight up

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

oh hell yes

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

wow that was quick

musically, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

MAD PROPS

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

haha damn

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

hurt locker!!!

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

this is great

horseshoe, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

nice, fuck avatard

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

You know what's shocking? "Hurt Locker" has been out for 9 months and is out on DVD, but it has only made $12 million.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

uh were they running short on time?

iatee, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

Wow. No surprise, but kinda a big deal: lowest grossing Best Pic win ever.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

wtf that announcement was tossed off

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

Point Break 2 wooooo here we come

Appropriate given your user name (as it would only be generosity for Keanu)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

no message from the academy chairman this year, no lifetime achievement speech, no song performances....what else was missing?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

wait wtf

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

best picture didn't get 5 monologues WTF?

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

wha happened??

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

This is pretty great actually

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

Irving J Thalberg award, tbh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

Now I'm exhausted.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ hurt locker best pic peace

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

Okay that rushed announcement was the equivalent of the end of the Simon Pegg Don't trailer from Grindhouse

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

AHAHAHA

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

DON—

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

where the fuck are Martin and Baldwin?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

She's reteaming with Paramount and writer Mark Boal for a new action-adventure project called Triple Frontier. A "high-stakes ensemble project," the film will be set in the border zone between Argentina, Paraguay, and Brazil, where the Igazu and Parana rivers come together and make for a hard-to-keep-an-eye-on mecca for organized crime.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

And with that ... "Avatar" is swept into the dustbin.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

blindsided by best pic announcement

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

ah, i like the host snub jokes that bookended the broadcast

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

Cried. Smoke, bed.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

i liked Avatar a lot, but it shouldn't have even been nominated. good riddance.

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

why was she all "firemen! hazmat teams!"

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

wiki

Personal life

Bigelow was married to fellow director James Cameron from 1989 to 1991. Both Bigelow and Cameron were nominated for Best Director for films released in 2009 (with Cameron's nomination being for Avatar). In 2010, she became the first woman to ever receive an Academy Award for Best Director. Oh, and she loves sucking cock!

velko, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

Wow they really fucked up the timing at the end there.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

I am happy with this result. Quite.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

if there was no wrap up would she still be standing up there "i don't want to forget anyone... toll booth operators. subway operators. taxi drivers. custodians."

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

well, since kenan's cool we can all go to bed

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

thx oscar thread you guys rule

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

I keep thinking Mark Boal is Jason Reitman, and I have to check myself before I wave my fist.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

ok so tom hanks just ran out on stage and yelled hurt locker. they could do all categories like that and be done in 20 min

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

great job, ilx!

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

great thread

thanks to everyone but Soto

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys the Chariots of Fire theme is playing.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

Henry Selick should direct the awards next year.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

And with that ... "Avatar" is swept into the dustbin.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 8, 2010 5:02 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

wishful thinking

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

thanks to everyone but Soto

You can ride my tail anytime.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

:)

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

Mawwwwwwy Poppins! Arthur!

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

when is it appropriate to remove bookmark from this thread

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

i liked Avatar a lot, but it shouldn't have even been nominated. good riddance

^^^^ on this

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

AH I can sleep now! But quick can anyone explain what happened when that ginger woman jumped on stage? What was she doing?

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

x-post Nah. It was fun while it lasted, but now it's just another movie. When filmmakers in the future say they were influenced by "Avatar," all they'll mean is they want to make a shitload of money.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to thank ILX for providing quality entertainment for yet another year.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

And in conclusion:

http://nedraggett.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/samueljacksonoscarsroffle.gif

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

nice work everyone.

piscesx, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

she should have won for near dark, so it's about time i guess. she should have won for the loveless too.

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to thank ILX for my ear-splitting headache.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

well, since kenan's cool we can all go to bed

Everyone but you, big boy. You still have to eat me.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

SOOOOOO glad no cameron speech! there is a god!

okay, good night...

scott seward, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

i like the sound of her next project

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

she should have won for near dark

That's for goddamn sure.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

xxp yes seconded great job all around bye

sonderangerbot, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

Sam Jackson in ... "SOUR PUSS." Coming soon to a screen near you.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

but it should have been a woman called jane campion claire denis.

autotuna fish (Tape Store), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

It should've been a woman called stfu.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

Avatar won for cinematography and special effects... that's not nothing. Expect 100 billion avatar clones in the next couple years and quite a number of them to be serious efforts from big studios.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

i hope juzwiak has awesome gifs tmrw morning

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

yes one day claire denis will win an oscar, when the academy is entirely run by me

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

kathryn bigelowns

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

it should have been a woman called... justice

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to thank you guys and sam jackson for bringing the comedy tonight. GREAT thread. Now sleep.

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

Expect 100 billion avatar clones in the next couple years and quite a number of them to be serious efforts from big studios.

CLONE
PHOTOCOPY
DRM FREE FILE

etc.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

- crazy ginger woman
- english costume woman doesn't care
- sam jackson face
- julianne moore being ridic hot
- avatar not winning
- jeff bridges winning
- sean penn is a mess

that's the highlights right

jabba hands, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

100 billion avatar clones x $500 million equals ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

kathryn bigeloWS

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

kathryn bigelowns

― ('_') (omar little)

i lol'd

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

- crazy ginger woman
- english costume woman doesn't care
- sam jackson face
- julianne moore being ridic hot
- avatar not winning
- jeff bridges winning
- sean penn is a mess

that's the highlights right

Jake Gyllenhall unspeakably dangerously hot.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

i didnt watch this but i would bone that lady director so hard

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

i didnt watch this but i would bone that lady director so hard

Rejected from Baldwin-Martin script.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

"i didnt watch this but i would bone that lady director so hard," adapted from the novel by Sapphire.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

info on crazy lady

http://jezebel.com/5487853/lady-kanye-journalist-cut-from-documentary-film-interrupts-directors-oscar-speech

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

you do know this is just gonna make james cameron try even harder and make something even more bloated than avatar, right?

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

i didn't see jake gyllenhaal in the second half of the broadcast. so disappointed

daria-g, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

BRING IT JIMMY

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

that can't be a bad thing

xp

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

you do know this is just gonna make james cameron try even harder and make something even more bloated than avatar, right?

― generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:12 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark

he'll be dead in 10 years

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha it'll be on set while making said movie

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

p sure james cameron is gonna live 4ever in a cyborg body in space.

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

Cameron's next film will be shot entirely with a vintage cinematograph. In 3-D.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

you do know this is just gonna make james cameron try even harder and make something even more bloated than avatar, right?

― generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:12 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark

Maybe. His interview with Charlie Rose recently made it seem like he wasn't interested in making any more movies and wanted Bigelow to win best director. I think he expected to win best film though...

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

i could buy him quitting movies and going on to create an actual working terminator

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

Which he then sends back in time to kill Dick Cheney to ensure that Iraq is never invaded so The Hurt Locker need never be made.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

"Ah yoo Dick Cheneeh" *BLAM*

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

that's a reboot i could get behind

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

the crazy ginger lady also made a movie about ann coulter. seems appropriate.

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/oscars2010.png

, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

- crazy ginger woman
- english costume woman doesn't care
- sam jackson face
- julianne moore being ridic hot
- avatar not winning
- jeff bridges winning
- sean penn is a mess

that's the highlights right

you forgot POP LOCKING TO THE HURT LOCKER SCORE

da croupier, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

that was pretty much my high point
for those who didn't see it it was kinda like this:
pop pop pop BOOOOOOOM pop pop pop

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh hey i just got it "hurt locker...pop-locking" it was totally logical after all

da croupier, Monday, 8 March 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

That was the worst production of any Oscars since the Rob Lowe/Snow White debacle.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

I only wish. Unfortunately, this was only intermittently campy goodness. Rarely boring, tho, to the same extent nearly every Oscar show I saw throughout the '90s were.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

was.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

SUCK IT, QUENTIN!!! woo-hoo.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

Sam Jackson is a much better critic of asinine, sanctimonious speeches than he is a superfly.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

xpost I pictured yourself actually hitting your head on the ceiling when he lost that screenplay award.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

The opening number and the interpretive dances were pretty gay, but not as gay as the non-stop beefcake presenters.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

Leading up to Barb "Pecs" Streisand.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

Did you ever decide whether Keanu was vanilla or whitebread?

Some very edgy Precious quotations at the party.

When they cut to the reaction shot of loser Tarantino, I did shout NEIN NEIN NEIN.

now Mo'Nique can go back to doing what I never heard of her doing.

she should have won for near dark

No, that was the year Bill Forsyth should've won for Housekeeping.

Also, John Hughes sucked shit. G'night!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah: If I had picked the goddamn Argentine foreign film, I wd've taken the pool from Ed.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

Keanu isn't bread enough to be bread.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

didn't like Jake's haircut.

Whiney, yr taste really blows.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)

Really loved the slap in the superfluous Paranormal Activity gag. Also a fan of the even more superfluous horror montage they didn't even TRY to pretend deserved to be in the program.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)

didn't like Jake's haircut

You'd prefer?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NvhnTb-4j3k/SKIYSFP9rVI/AAAAAAAAAZA/WaVR460LHD8/s400/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless-prince-of-persia-02.jpg

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

If he'd stripoped, yeah!

Problem w/ Paranormal Activity gag: required having seen Paranormal Activity.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

best moments of the night: (1) dug. (2) sandy powell speaking truth (and her mad awesome dress + hat).

what was up with the 90-minute john hughes tribute???

again, what is exactly was the "cinematography" in avatar -- "well i held down shift and then control..."
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

um--i didn't even like avatar but orchestrating/integrating live action with CGI stuff via "real" and virtual cinematography + jacking up all the 3D shit.... i mean, c'mon, that's serious business, whatever you think of the result.

speaking of cinematography, someone done screwed up during the super-boring breakdancing sequence. only very-long-shots and long-shots. no close shots of the dancers whatsoever. no dynamism to the presentation. i mean, if you have a lackluster performance, at least you can underline the kineticism of it.

i think a lot of people have some vague idea of what cinematography is. sandra bullock's introduction even riffed on it: (1) make actors look good, (2) "arty" stuff. make movies look pretty. i mean, it's a middlebrow cliché to leave a movie crowing about the 'cinematography." i'm not sure this has a ton to do w/ what cinematographers actually do, or at least it's not the same thing, but i don't think it's a "nerd" category in the same way as, say, sound mixing.

in conclusion: dug should host the next ceremony.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, Morbs, this wins hands down:

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2010/03/jake-gyllenhaal-2010-oscars.jpg

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRUseeBPuhM
^just started watching it, but logorama seems pretty dope

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 06:55 (fifteen years ago)

what is exactly was the "cinematography" in avatar

whatever Ernest Borgnine thinks cinematography is.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

ernest borgnine has secretly been deciding the oscars since 1959!

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

you know it. look at the winners.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:58 (fifteen years ago)

Sort of embarrassed that just about the only awards Avatar DID win were the ones Ed and I vocalized the strongest reservations about whether the Academy would think the achievements were too separate from "traditional" category requirements (Art Direction, Cinematography) and then it missed the ones that seemed sure things (the sound categories).

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

Ernest Borgnine's taste is getting better with age.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

well, he's losing his touch

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)

btw kristen stewart is cute and all and for all i know she's a great actress but jesus if she isn't comfortable or interested in being on stage by now why does she bother?

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)

she's pretty good as Joan Jett!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)

xxpoxt Yes, when Borgnine dies, the Oscars can go back to awarding boring worthless movies instead of mostly vibrant if a tad testosterone-overloaded arty action pics.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:03 (fifteen years ago)

c'mon, sarcasm

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not ruling out the possibility that my contention that Oscar taste has been on a hot streak lately means nothing other than that my own taste is getting more fusty and easy.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:07 (fifteen years ago)

this thread got boring once it was taken over by the film threads. bring back the other folks!

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

film NERDS i mean

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

How totally rude, am.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'M THE FUSTY ONE

xxxp

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

How totally rude, am.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, March 8, 2010 1:10 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark

hey, i count myself among the boring film nerds.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)

I know. :)

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)

Best proof Oscar taste isn't so bad these days: audience more or less sleeping on John Hughes tribute.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)

Haven't seen anyone else mention this goof-up, which really irked the shit out of me when I was watching the movie:

http://kotaku.com/5487936/oscar-winning-film-features-xbox-360-time-travel?skyline=true&s=i

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

I am DEFINITELY a nerd btw

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

but the movie ruled so it doesn't really matter

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't remember you hating An Education, Alfred. We are like brothers against m1ddl3br0w in movies.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)

the Ministry song in Hurt Locker came out in 2006

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)

okay my notes from the show:
-Martin beat Baldwin, hands down
-ginger woman was much funnier confusing wtf moment than pop-locking to Hurt Locker score
-so gratified to see smug-ass Jason Reitman go home empty handed
-Tina Fey and RDJ should have hosted.
-cinematography is fucked most years. Next year i start picking out of a hat.
-Gabby Sidibe hope you had fun, good luck!
-Clooney deserved so much better than Vera Farmigas superficial flattery.
-if somebody would make Breakfast Club 2 it could fit in next horror montage.

finished with 17 out of 24. Got screwed by shorts and screenplays.

Cosmo Vitelli, Monday, 8 March 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)

well if Vera Farmiga didn't pan out hopefully all the ass kissing throughout the night was good enough for Clooney

musically, Monday, 8 March 2010 07:36 (fifteen years ago)

The New Tenants is maybe the worst gay movie to get an Oscar ever.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:40 (fifteen years ago)

no musically that was just as noxious

Cosmo Vitelli, Monday, 8 March 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)

he's the new Jack Nicholson

musically, Monday, 8 March 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

Oh you're right... where was Nicholson tonight?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 March 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)

Jack Nicholson reportedly asked his friends to urinate in his garden to help keep raccoons away.

Jack Nicholson made his friends urinate in his garden.

The Oscar-winning actor was showing a group of male pals around his Hollywood Hills home when he asked them to make sure they relieve themselves outside - to stop wild racoons coming too close to his property.

According to the National Enquirer magazine, he said: "Hey, whenever you guys have to go, feel free to come out here and urinate in the yard."

The group thought the 72-year-old screen legend was making a joke and burst out laughing.

But Jack quickly reassured them: "No, seriously, it helps keeps the raccoons away!"

The veteran movie star isn't normally so concerned about keeping wild animals away.

He recently revealed he was considering being eaten by vultures when he dies.

He quipped: "I've had several ideas. Once I thought it would be nice to be buried under a large statue that is at least ten metres high. Then I liked the nature of the Indians who haul their bodies up into the trees so that they are eaten by the birds."

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)

So Clooney, Damon, et al, all jetted to wizz on Jack Nicholson's lawn?

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 8 March 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)

after clooney bought them a drink, of course

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

You know what's shocking? "Hurt Locker" has been out for 9 months and is out on DVD, but it has only made $12 million.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 8, 2010 4:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's the theatrical total. dvd/rental, etc. is not included, and neither is international.

caek, Monday, 8 March 2010 10:48 (fifteen years ago)

i wish whiney should have a little less attitude in his cheerios btw.

caek, Monday, 8 March 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't remember you hating An Education, Alfred. We are like brothers against m1ddl3br0w in movies.

Don't tell enrique or KJB.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

Now to turn you guys vs QT fetishbrow.

If you noticed that THL Xbox stuff, do get a life.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

I totally haven't seen Precious yet, but I totally admit that suddenly last night I was REALLY pulling for Gabourey to win. Fuck a Sandra Bullock for winning for a goddamn TV movie of the week. I would have been happy for any of the other nominees. How long do we have to deal with Morbz' gloating over QT getting shut out of any of the biggies?

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

LOL the AP reporter, after some Bullock talk on the red carpet, mentioned that Sarah Palin had been through the gifting suites 'but that was something we now associate with B-listers because the A-list is paid jillions to adhere to specific brands'.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 8 March 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

^just started watching it, but logorama seems pretty dope

Watched it yesterday afternoon and thought, "There's no way this wins." Visually impressive, for sure (best part is when the spilled coffee at the diner becomes the Nickelodeon logo), but I wouldn't have thought that Ronald McDonald going on a profanity-laced destructive rampage would make for an Academy favorite.

Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Morbs should be gloating about the execrable Up in the Air's shut-out.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

And the award for Best Googleproof goes to Eric H for m1ddl3br0w

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

I did pretty good this year, btw. I missed only adapted screenplay, sound editing, and the shorts.

Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/2010/03/07/music_by_prudence_burkett/index.html

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

I totally haven't seen Precious yet, but I totally admit that suddenly last night I was REALLY pulling for Gabourey to win. Fuck a Sandra Bullock for winning for a goddamn TV movie of the week. I would have been happy for any of the other nominees. How long do we have to deal with Morbz' gloating over QT getting shut out of any of the biggies?

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, March 8, 2010 8:31 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Precious isn't a goddamn TV movie of the week too? I mean it'd be on Showtime, but still.

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

It probably is. I was just hoping Gabourey to win because she seemed so, I don't know, normal. So excited to be there and I feel like it would have been a cool moment to see her accepting an Oscar.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

sandy seemed pretty normal too i thought

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

I liked that little joke that baldwin and martin did
"If Matt Damon wins he's going to take Jennifer Garner to Hawaii to celebrate"
"No Ben Affleck is married to Jennnifer Garner"
"You are soooo niave"

That was hilarious to me.

Also seriously, what was Clooney so pissed about? Is it that ridiculous weave he was wearing?

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

He was hungover.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

hey best actress winners: stop trying to force a tear out on stage, it never works

abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

That ginger woman explains herself and highlights include:

"he'd never even heard about Zimbabwe before me....his mother tried to block me with her cane...."

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/oscars/index.html?story=/ent/movies/2010/03/07/music_by_prudence_burkett

Lol she's mad, she thinks she deserved credit for something it appears she wasn't that heavily involved in, if he was already on stage she should have just stfu.

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

I thought Clooney was doing shtick, playing along with the opening Martin-Baldwin we're-sick-of-him angle.

Alfred, I would much have preferred Vera Farmiga winning to that goddamn pompous comedienne.

Gabourey got so far bcz her movie demonstrated that there's nothing an abused, morbidly obese, HIV-positive ghetto child wants than to walk the Hollywood red carpet.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Gabourey got so far bcz her movie demonstrated that there's nothing an abused, morbidly obese, HIV-positive ghetto child wants than to walk the Hollywood red carpet eat a bucket of fried chicken.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

STEAL a bucket.

Message to future social-issues potboilers: include awards-show fantasies.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Wait! Lest we all forget another highlight; Judd Nelson still being alive and inexplicably filled with rage

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

interesting how neither of the 'precious' winners mentioned either lee daniels or sapphire. (maybe they're all tired of saying sapphire every time they give the stupid full title of the movie.)

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

i'm still waiting for max to explain why he'd smash Gabourey over Meryl Streep

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

sandy b ws meryl too

i loled at that, even though it wasn't really appropriate
i appreciate people who are inappropriate in such highfalutin situations

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

i could buy him quitting movies and going on to create an actual working terminator

"It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well."

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sandy B running gag on liplocking Meryl @ previous trophy show

"ginger woman" and Fisher Stevens a good argument for booting shorts and docs off the show, too.

Really impressively zippy show for pre-empting Corman and Bacall speeches, huh?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

getting done by midnight a triumph above all others imo

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

"ginger woman" and Fisher Stevens a good argument for booting shorts and docs off the show, too.

no way

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

"ginger woman" a good argument for booting gingers off the show

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

jesus christ

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Is ginger woman the crazy chubby lady who stole the mic from that other dude or was it that hilariously pompous costume designer

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

micstealer

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

where's the kanye photoshops tbh

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

It's because gingers don't have souls.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

ginger banishment nixed on carey mulligan factor

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Julianne Moore, gtfo

ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^ I can support this

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

Julianne Moore, come to my house, i will make you tacos

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

ginger banishment nixed on there is nothing wrong with gingers factor ffs

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

Invite Gabourey too.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think Julianne Moore tacos would be very good

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

i mean yeah HAHA hilarious they have different pigmentation to the rest of us -- i get it, that's always funny

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

YouTube clip of that scene in Boogie Nights. You know the one.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Related searches: julianne moore short cuts jessica biel

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

I want tacos and fried chicken, like, now.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

yes

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

The actual novel "push" is now, in it's latest reprint, called "precious based on the novel push by sapphire" which kind of makes my head hurt.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

I can't fathom eating at the moment, the food from last night's party is not treating me well at ALL

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20ahncntt.jpg

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

clooney looks ill

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Dan's Oscar party:

http://blogs.nbcuni.com/ross_blog/Eric%20watching%20football.jpg

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

ha more like "mountain of lasagna + a massive bottle of Sutter Home souvignon blanc"

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

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can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

haaaaa

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

"memories"

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

a massive bottle of Sutter Home souvignon blanc

Sutter Home = massive headache inducer.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

I don't have a headache, though! Just horrifying heartburn

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

i thought sandra bullock was very charming.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

girl who starred in precious will never get another good role, hope she had a nice time

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

costume designer was fuckin slick, wtf is wrong with you people

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

who people?

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah sandy powell was great. she wasn't particularly arrogant i thought, just sort of... acerbic.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

btw she + tilda swinton both got their start working for derek jarman.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

she's also a frequent todd haynes collaborator

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

she looked fantastic. i thought "you people" generally agreed she was one of the highlights.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

i know right?

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3255537408/nm0694309

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

jed:

man, she's a prick

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, March 7, 2010

wow. least gracious acceptance ever?

― Alex in Montreal, Sunday, March 7, 2010

...hilariously pompous costume designer

― mayor jingleberries, Monday, March 8, 2010 10:14 AM

[ban gingers etc.]

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

ah well. whiney etc.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

maybe he's not a fan of a sequined beret.

jed_, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

i'm still waiting for max to explain why he'd smash Gabourey over Meryl Streep

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 8, 2010 10:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mostly cuz she seems pretty fun, but damn u are a hater, let he who would not smash questionably throw the first stone imo

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

xp, costume lady was the only decently dressed person all night, i don't get how you're gonna be a mega-starlet actress whatev and get a dress that shows off your underarm fat EVERY GODDAMN TIME especially when you're like a toothpick anyway

also, gabourney got more bounce to the ounce; meryl would just stare imperiously at you with her chin jutting out

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

meryl in 81 would be more competition

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

I thought costume lady was more hilarious than pompous. She made up for it by giving props to the little people.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

this ruled! was a good night imo

*enjoyed seeing cameron get skunked out of the non-nerd awards
*enjoyed seeing UITA go home empty, but i'm still considering mounting a defense of this movie for some stupid reason
*babs coming out to give best director was lolsy in extremis, i swear she said "can i hold it" at some pt
*bigelow seemed genuinely rattled by the whole thing. "uh, i shd thank... more troops, than i did, a second ago..."
*everything else you all liked, or didn't

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Sandy Powell shd've won for Velvet Goldmine! Glad she pointed out only period frills win the award anymore.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

costume lady was great! i kind of groaned when she walked up like, ah yes, copper hair and pill box hat, bet your MAD MEN PREMIERE PARTY is a GAS. but she was aight, "you don't have to give the costume award to the costume drama, you know, ta dahlings"

lol xp

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

bigelow seemed very stunned and humbled by the whole thing.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

several cast members/producers were on the Today Show this morning still drinking, lol

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

it's pretty hilarious to read the freakouts from avatar fanboys, a lot of whom are running with the "the hurt locker is annie hall all over again!" rant

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

this was basically everyhting you could ask from from an oscars ceremony, a few hilarious nutso speeches, genuinely likeable people winning for the most part, shitty-but-inexplicably-beloved movies mostly shut out, absolutely incomprehensible aesthetic choices

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

mayor yeah and in retrospect hilariously pompous wasn't far off the mark as a descrip; i just wanted to be on record pointing out her steez was shit cool in light prev comments plus no one being capt save-a-ginge on her account.

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

depressing that i pretty much agree with max but still found the ceremony completely awful.

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

laughing at all the ppl angry about the dancing

we were too busy picking out SYTYCD alumni to really pay attention (spotted: S1 Nick, S2 Travis, S5 Kayla, S6 Russell; apparently there were a shit-ton of others we completely missed http://www.sytycdism.com/2010/02/16/so-you-think-you-can-dance-meets-the-oscars-2010/)

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

i think you could ask to not be able to predict every major award with total ease

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

why? who cares?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol hi dere i thought they were like graff names u were listing til i clicked thru

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

i think you could ask to not be able to predict every major award with total ease

A lot of people don't pay attention to the minutiae, though; a good 60% of my Facebook list were genuinely shocked and surprised that "The Hurt Locker" won and that Gabby and George Clooney lost.

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

i'm still waiting for max to explain why he'd smash Gabourey over Meryl Streep

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 8, 2010 10:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mostly cuz she seems pretty fun, but damn u are a hater, let he who would not smash questionably throw the first stone imo

― max, Monday, March 8, 2010 12:29 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

i was gonna agree w/this but then i googled gabourey... what is wrong with u man, she looks like one of the koopas from the super mario bros movie

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

how much of a fine did they lay on sean penn for saying precious just precious not precious based on the novel push by sapphire, i wonder

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

well, i don't really pay attention to minutiae either, but i skimmed enough ilx threads/various media outlet predictions to know that pretty much the odds-on favorite in every category seemed to win, and all i was saying is that some element of surprise would probably be considered something you could ask for from an awards show like this.

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

it's pretty hilarious to read the freakouts from avatar fanboys, a lot of whom are running with the "the hurt locker is annie hall all over again!" rant

A deserved winner?

Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/44ea8405b9542d4737cd26bd8e6a7b71fdeba001_m.gif

('_') (omar little), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

depressing to me that avatar HAS fanboys

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

xxp Srsly, what do those two movies have in common. I'm missing something.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

i skimmed enough ilx threads/various media outlet predictions

again, this is more than what 60% of the ppl I'm friends with on Facebook did; I think you're drastically underestimating how "tuned in" even a cursory glance through conversations here and elsewhere can make you

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/video/item/today-show-interviews-hurt-locker-cast/

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

Dan the comment I was responding to was from max who DOES read these threads too, so what I was saying was relevant to his POV, not necessarily the POV of every single person watching the broadcast.

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

actually i thought avatar was going to win BP!

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

so yeah that was a surprise for me

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

Man love = desert film shoot + transcendence * art

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i wouldn't have been shocked by Avatar winning either, but Hurt Locker was still less surprising than any of the other 8 noms

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

haven't seen any of the films, but the doc category infuriated me. academy hierarchy of suffering:

1. dolphins

5. (tie): immigrant orphans, nixon's enemies, the nation of burma, people who eat food

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

kenan... Annie Hall beat out Star Wars, in what was presumably a travesty to the Avatar fans cited

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

so best doc is the one that takes on the most dire social issue?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

goole, u think the award should be given according to a hierarchy of suffering? or u think suffering overly weighted in doc cat in general?

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

tempted now to create a "hierarchy of suffering" for every year's doc winner/nominees

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

suffering grossly overweighted in doc category imo

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

no, i don't rly care what gets the nod, i'm making fun of it

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Facebook is full of indignant Avatar fans. "NO ONE will even remember Hurt Locker in ten years. They will feel like FOOLS for not recognizing the impact of the greatest movie EVER MADE!" <----- a particular highlight

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

gotta be a sock

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

shitty-but-inexplicably-beloved movies mostly shut out

That's a bingo!

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

Annie Hall beat out Star Wars, in what was presumably a travesty to the Avatar fans cited

Avatar = Star Wars is a comparison I can understand. Neither one deserved best picture.

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

It would be a sock if I wasn't seeing the pretty much same sentiment from lots of people today. TBH very tempted to do some major trimming of my friends list today.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol my friend who is obsessed with Avatar has "Oel ngati kameie, Oscar voters!" as his status

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck. i guess if it's made half a billion it'll have real actual fans, but christ

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

man it's nice to not know virtually anybody IRL who rides for Avatar

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

Well, most of the Avatar stans on my Facebook are either old high school classmates or relatives I never see. Nobody I actually spend a lot of time with is being this ridiculous.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha uh I cannot say the same

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Avatar = Star Wars cuz newly minted #1 (unadjusted bullshit) grosser. Or as La Babs said, "The most SUCCESSFUL movie of all time!" I wonder if that's art or science.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Really though I was pulling for a QT upset to read apoplectic Morbz threads today.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

we could talk about Basterds dude who won best supporting actor

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

also, having MechaStreisand present Director was biggest it's-in-the-bag wink since the '70s auteurs gave Scorsese his doorstop.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Serious question is Crazy Heart any good? Mostly my crush on Maggie G. is demanding that I give it a go.

Okay totally agree with Morbz on that point, called it as soon as Babs walked out.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

Annie Hall = Hurt Locker bc NOT SCI FI

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

also all of those scenes in the director's cut where Annie Hall defuses bombs

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

man it's nice to not know virtually anybody IRL who rides for Avatar

― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, March 8, 2010 1:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bulger display name of power (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

what's the connection between Streisand and Bigelow? they're both women?

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

That's a bingo!

Annie Hall = Hurt Locker bc NOT SCI FI

along these lines I did a little improv of Woody Allen defusing an IED last night... "I happen to have Marshall McLuhan right heah to cut those wiyuhs."

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

anyone wanna comment on the following

http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=566

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

you should YouTube your cocktail party standup act instead of just telling us about it

Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

I read IED like 5 times and STILL thought it said IUD

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

pilger's is fair comment imo. almost too obv to be worth stating, but still worth stating.

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

what's the connection between Streisand and Bigelow? they're both women?

women directors or did you forget YENTL

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

I was kind of appalled at this (MSN):

Who thought the classic ode to nubile flesh "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" was the right tune when introducing "Avatar's" Zoe Saldana and "An Education's" Carey Mulligan?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

Well , I guess I have to agree on that , old people shouldn't rate things ,at least not the kind who gives away prizes , seems like they live 20-30 years back in the past and are simply unable to see what this movie means to many people , that it simply is a gift for mankind .

Lamp, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Hurt Locker is just another war movie obviously made for an american audience which prefers such movies over movies with substance and a messages ( no offense it just appears that alot american people adore such movies) , which was proven once again by giving this movie 6 oscars , it didn't achieve anything , had no message , no substance , it didn't bring people together , nobody will remember it in the future ,but people will remember Avatar , which is a mindblowing and just amazing and inspiring movie that has changed many peoples attitudes and made them start thinking , I doubt that HL has achieved that to only a single person .

So I don't give a damn about old man with a weird way of judging movies , Avatar will always stay my number one movie , simply because it touched my heart in many different ways , and I don't remember a single movie that did that before !

Lamp, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

terrifying

goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

ppl who give a fuck about who wins oscars are terrifying

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

i'm still waiting for max to explain why he'd smash Gabourey over Meryl Streep

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 8, 2010 9:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

now that's what I call affirmative action

(sorry this joke is late but I thought of it when I walking to Trader Joe's just now)

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

also all of those scenes in the director's cut where Annie Hall defuses bombs

La de da... la de da...

kenan, Monday, 8 March 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

NYT:

Continuing a trend of super-sized TV ratings for big-ticket events, the Academy Awards drew an average audience of 41.3 million viewers Sunday night, the award show’s best performance in five years.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

38 million simultaneous groans when avetar didn't win best picture.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

15 best pic noms next year

velko, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

Why stop at 15?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

Best pic should be a live audience call-in vote.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

nominate every movie that is released. randomly select a winner thru a lottery, then blindfold and shoot them.

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

as vince vaughn cackles

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

alternately, force the nominees to fight each other to the death in a futuristic battle arena

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

the last person standing gets an oscar...and is blindfolded and shot

generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/f7781b829076a15d3f5e7b0fdd955d9c/35441.jpg

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

girl who starred in precious will never get another good role, hope she had a nice time

ha i was hoping oprah's 'she has a bright future' spiel was a personal promise to basically gift her more jobs, not a (0% chance) challenge to hollywood.

they want a fapz (tremendoid), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol at you guys being terrified of Avatards using their special internet powers to cry about LIFECHANGINGSTUFF and Annie Hall. most of them (except for Dan's friends?) are 14. the Brat Pack is scarier.

Cosmo Vitelli, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

James Cameron doesn't seem too arsed about not winning stuff, he seems really relaxed about it all.

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

If I had that much money to wrap myself in, I'd let a lot of shit slide with a smile too.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

joan rivers just said james cameron looked like a lesbian on fashion police

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

he did!! str8 association for feminist anthropology right there

A B C, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

Facebook is full of indignant Avatar fans. "NO ONE will even remember Hurt Locker in ten years. They will feel like FOOLS for not recognizing the impact of the greatest movie EVER MADE!" <----- a particular highlight

I don't really get the attitude of people like this... Star Wars and Avatar will be remembered regardless of whether or not they won the best pic Oscar, and I'm sure not winning it didn't hurt their popularity a bit. Whereas Annie Hall and Hurt Locker might've actually gained some new audiences because of their Oscars. So everybody wins! It's not like this is a zero-sum game where one movie's gain automatically hurts the other one.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)

Also, it's not like Academy always refuses to award the scifi/fantasy mega success of the year... The Return of the King won the best pic Oscar because it deserved to, whereas Star Wars and Avatar didn't.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

The Return of the King won the best pic Oscar because it deserved to

Let's end thread on tuomaslol

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

lol at you guys being terrified of Avatards using their special internet powers to cry about LIFECHANGINGSTUFF and Annie Hall. most of them (except for Dan's friends?) are 14.

the particular friend I"m talking about is 38

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

(so yes, you are correct)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

Your friend's message is weird, as there's nothing sinister or mean or one-uppy about saying "I see you" in na'vi iirc.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

He actually posted it before the broadcast; as far as I can tell he's made one comment on a common friend's status update since the awards basically saying "how dare they not give Avatar best picture (ps Peter Saarsgard is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)" so I at least know he hasn't killed himself or gone crazy(er)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

favorite Glenn Kenny post:

Is Peter Sarsgaard heterosexual just to mess with people?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

I've gotten that line so often.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

you're hetero now?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

I was once; I may be again.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

if wishes were fishes...

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

...sarsgaard would be gay?

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

"We'll always have Kinsey"

This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

did you guys know that sandy actually accepted her razzie in person?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

Sandra said, "I brought the shooting script. I'm willing to go through page by page, read the line the way I did it in the film and, if anyone wants to give me a line read of how I could've done it better…. We can do this till about 4 o'clock in the morning. Or you guys can just watch the movie and rethink your decision, and I'll show up next year and we can go out for a drink afterward."

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

Halle Berry also accepted hers for Catwoman in person.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

sandy brought a wagon full of dvd's

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-HT759_sandra_E_20100307144329.jpg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

she is and always will be fucking awesome

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

The entire Crash cast lives in a condo in Dan's heart

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

She seems like a fun lady but I wish she would not be in movies.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't seen The Blind Side, but I guarantee you it accomplishes its goals more successfully that those terrible, terrible films.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago)

I saw Blind Side this weekend and remembered that I'd said this dumb thing.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

"I'd like to thank the Iraqis for resisting our occupation. Without you, this film doesn't get made." - Dennis Perrin

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, right, that was Dennis Perrin sticking a dagger into Ginger Lady's back as she exited the stage.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

I also liked this:

"Kristen Stewart exudes a I-hate-people-and-can't-wait-for-my-next-fix vibe that is charming."

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

so why do you read Perrin if he's only funny twice a year?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

hooboy, my "Avatar" friend just got back from mini-vacation and is on a roll, claiming among other things that "The Hurt Locker" is destined to become a minor footnote in American cinema much like "The Sting"

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

he is also claiming that no one remembers "Terms of Endearment" and everyone remembers "E.T."

urge to smack rising

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

He'd have a better case if those two movies were actually in competition with each other at the Oscars. Or if he'd picked Out of Africa instead of Terms of Endearment. Or if he weren't generally insufferable.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, oops, thought you were talking about Perrin, Dan.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

insufferable aka "political"

I knew "not sufficiently anti-war" wouldn't stick to Hurt Locker, now that the peace [sic] movement from Daily Kos to Beverly Hills has shut its mouth for as long as Bam keeps us there.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

Insufferable aka "there is nothing good in the world but for telling everyone that everything sucks"

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

It's still a valid comment, Eric!

in fairness, he did also reference "Out of Africa" vs "The Color Purple"

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, he read my mind.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

"there is nothing good in the world but for telling everyone that everything sucks"

O ballz! He praises Gabourey Sibide and the Coens on those tweets.

Was the Hughes tribute hyped in advance? Watch for more of same, given ratings boost.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

Next year Tom Cruise will blow himself up on top of Oprah when he receives his Thalberg.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

Loved how the clip from In the Loop was so mildly comic touchy-feely.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)


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