Ask Rufus (Maria & Scott's 7-year-old)

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hi im rufus and my dad set up an ilx account. and i saw a parlophone label test copy of beatles rubber soul for $86.77 on ebay.

p.s. how much do you think a mint copy of hey jude could sell for?

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

dear rufus,

what is it like being the youngest ilxor ever?

yours,

LJ

p.s. like $300 maybe

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

hey rufus what is your favorite band?

I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

lj, that display name in this context...

jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

(also welcome! your parents are awesome so you probably are too)

welcome new ilxors (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

(can a mod edit that)

welcome new ilxors (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

what's the most valubal beatles record?
my fave band has to be beatle's.And it's weird being the youngest.gotta go.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

Hey Rufus! Hello from Belgium! It's between 6 and 9 hours later here than where you are, so slaapwel! (ask your mother if I just insulted you or not) :-)

StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

No worries about that display name BTW. Tonight Rufus and Cyrus performed with the Cave Bears at our record store. Maybe the Zebu guy will put it on Youtube. Now they're sleeping - almost 3 hours later than usual.

A question for the morning: Hey Rufus, what would a toenail do on a doorknob if it were spinning and asked a cow te llammmooooo?

Maria :D, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

I was thinking 'hey, he's up really late!'

tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, embrace lollypops. That's what you have to do. Every day. Or the leg fairy will come and steal the hair on your legs.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

Hey rufus, have you ever drawn any comics or cool pictures? If so, I'd really like to see them!

mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

Also, rufus: what do you think I should make for Thanksgiving dinner? Do you have any favorite items or desserts? Not that you'd get to be around to eat them. ;_;

mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

hey rufus, what do you want to be in the future? when i was your age i wanted to be a taxi driver

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

rufus what are the "in" cereals that 7-year-olds find "cool" to eat this day and age

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

rufus what is your "personal style" and how will you monetize it

how fast can you text

johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

yes i've done some cool comic's. for instance I did a comic called the hangover overhang.and I do have some fave deserts.espesuly bluberry pie.when Im an adult I want to be a guy who sells and trades antiques.one of my fave cereals has to be oatmeal crisp.my persanal style has to be whatever my family gets me.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

What's the hangover overhang about? Also you should watch this tv show called Antique Roadshow, you'd love it.

big darn deal (Z S), Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

my persanal style has to be whatever my family gets me.

^feeling u on this.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, what's your favorite way to annoy grownups? Can you teach me it?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus what are you looking forward to most in the future? (Near future or distant future)

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, the beatles are for sure the best band ever. what is your favorite beatles' album that you've heard so far?

kamerad, Sunday, 22 November 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

i fart a lot. is this good or bad?

luol deng (am0n), Sunday, 22 November 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

So Rufus is actually still 6 for another couple of weeks. Rufus, what do you want for your 7th birthday?

Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

haha i hope to only communicate w/ any future kids i have thru ilx

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

We don't like to make sound. I can't wait until Cyrus can read so I can communicate with him.

Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, have you ever listened to ruphus?

http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/ruphus/new_born_day/

kamerad, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/user/ZEBU1212

Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

The peanut butter song at the beginning is awesome.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:30 (sixteen years ago)

My dad dealt in antiques. Shall I hook you up.

So how is school? Still boring? don't believe your teachers!

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 22 November 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

I do like antique roadshow. the hangover overhang is about a guy whos haning on to the roof of a house and he falls off of it and his head falls off right next to a bottle of beer he drinks more beer and the doctor is a heghog. if you really want to ahnoy adalts screaming always works. in my distant future i'm looking forward to being an adult so I can stay up as long as I want.my fave beatles record has to be beatles 1962 to 1966.if you fart a lot thats good.no I have not ever in my life listend to ruphus.

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

Hello Rufus. My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from... uhhh... some place far far away. (Yes, that will do.)

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

Hi Rufus, do your mum and dad do anything which is really embarassing, silly or gross, or are they really cool?

go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

love this thread

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

screaming always works, a lifelong maxim really, best thread ever!

MaresNest, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, am I making a mistake in pursuing professor-type girls?

hey it's (jel --), Sunday, 22 November 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, is it cool having your birthday so close to christmas or do you wish they were farther apart in the year?

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

rufus- you can have one superpower, what would it be and what would you do w/ it?

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, my son is 4. If you could go back to age 4 and do one thing differently, what would it be?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, I like TV sometimes. What shows do you like to watch with your whole family and what do you like to watch if they're not around?

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

uhhh just realized i pulled an lj re: display name

e honda v. (m bison), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

my parents are mostly emberresing.no you are not wrong persueing perfesser type girls.and its sweet having my b day so close to cristmas.if I had a superpower it would be hotdog vison.i'd use it to make hotdogs.I used to have a show when I was 4 and I only made 1 episode and i wish I could change how boring it was.sometimes I like to watch the simpsons with my family.somtimes I like to watch spongebob alone.

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

I relate to you.

bamcquern, Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

"it would be hotdog vison.i'd use it to make hotdogs"

great answer!

9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, I'll pass your advice on to my son, thanks!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus,

Do you follow soccer? I can resommend an up and coming team in the English Premier Division if you're interested.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, what is your favorite thing to do on a computer?

mascara and ties (Abbott), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, i would like to hear more about what makes having a birthday near christmas so sweet! i also have a birthday near christmas, and have found it to be quite a hassle.

thanks,
t

p.s. is the 1 episode of your 4-year old show available on the internet?

tehresa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, fries or chips? this is not a trick question

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

Rufus, hello, it's me again. What is the worst music your mom and dad have ever played to you?

welcome new ilxors (acoleuthic), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

rufus, do you consider yourself a bunnybrains fan?

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

Hi Rufus. Your mom & dad seem quite cool to me, but you said that they're mostly embarrassing. So:

1. What do they do that is so embarrassing?
2. What could they do to make them more cool?
3. Would you like it if they were more cool, or do you think that maybe parents should be a bit embarrassing?

Sorry to ask so many questions, but this is quite important to me!

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

I have never taken soccer classes and I dont want to.my fave thing to do on the computer is what im doing right now.well its obveous that to any kid it would be sweet to have a b day so close to xmas because its preasants golore p.s. im not really 7 already. im not really shure if my 4 year old show is on the internet. i purfur chips. kiss has to be the worst music ever.and im a bunnybrains fan.1 what they do they do thats so embarrassing has to be when they wash my face.2 they could buy more toys .3 I wish they were cooler.

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

marvin the ostrich go boom boom!

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks Rufus!

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

Do you have a favorite book yet?

mascara and ties (Abbott), Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

my fave book is jacob two two and the dinosaur.

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

have you read the BFG?

tehresa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

try it you will like it!

tehresa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

i think the problem with hotdog vision would be if you looked at something too close you might get a hotdog in your eye which would suck. otherwise this is a great superpower. also good would be flying or home ownership.

what is your favorite sponge bob? do you like the one with the nasty patty? that one always cracks me up. also where the flying dutchman says poop loop.

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

Hi(5) Rufus

It seems to me that grown-ups are scared of pretty much everything. Are you scared of anything and if so what and if so why?

Yours,

Nick

DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

ive never read the bfg.my fave spongbob is when spongebob has a pet jellyfish and he's potty trained.i'm scared of cars when they pass by my window when i'm sleeping.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

rufus have you ever seen bugsy malone? it's a movie about gangsters, but everybody in it is a kid. they pedal their cars and all the guns shoot cream pies. plus there is singing and dancing.

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

...and that chick from Taxi Driver

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

and chachi

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

i'm scared of cars when they pass by my window when i'm sleeping.

I was, too, when I was your age, but it was seeing the light from the headlights go though the windows and show up on the wall.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

Hi Rufus, do you like Star Wars? If so, which films do you prefer, the old ones with Luke or the new ones with Anakin?

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 26 November 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

kiss has to be the worst music ever

otm

fields of salmon, Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

Hey Rufus, do you have any pets? If not, what kind of pet do you wish you had, if any?

mascara and ties (Abbott), Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

i've never seen bugsy malone.i kinda like star wars i perfur the old movies with luke.iv'e got a frog for a pet.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 26 November 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Rufus!! Hey people of ILX, it's Rufus's birthday!!

Maria :D, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

Parties, cake and happiness!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday!!

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday Rufus! 7's the best

black lightning light (herb albert), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday dude!

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

or rather: GELUKKIGE VERJAARDAG, MAAT!

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday rufus! eat cake, get presents

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday young man! i hope all is swings, slides and candy

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

i remember my 7th birthday because i was sick and couldn't have a party, but i did get this:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/14200/1077791-tb_large.jpg

so it was a good birthday

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://agreigematter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/the-magnificent-seven-1-800.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

Hip hip hurray on your magical birthing day, Rufus!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

Congrats on being actually seven now. You rule!

mascara and ties (Abbott), Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

22 days 'til xmas...big month for you!

mascara and ties (Abbott), Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

thanks for your xmas wishes happy new year! sorry I could'nt answer sooner.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

cheese!

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

rufus what is the loudest music you have ever heard?

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

also, if you could go around the world in any way, what way would that be?

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

school of rock Live! is pretty loud. and if i could go round the world i'd go in a flying ice cream van and eat all the ice cream.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 2 January 2010 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

Flying ice cream van sounds pretty awesome.

Rufus - what's the best thing about being 7 so far?

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 2 January 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

And what did you get for Christmas? I got Beatles Rock Band, and I don't know how much a mint copy of 'Hey Jude' would sell for.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 January 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

*so jealous I wasn't born 13 years later*

Sailor Tuxedo Moon Mask (Daruton), Saturday, 2 January 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

Hey Rufus, what should I make for dinner?

I X Love (Abbott), Saturday, 2 January 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

happy New Year, Rufus!

important question for you: what would be the best thing about living on a space station? what would be the worst thing?

un(!)registered (unregistered), Saturday, 2 January 2010 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

do you remember when i said that that copy of rubber soul on parlaphone was a "test pressing" well it is just an early pressing.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

Clarification! Now, the previous question about the space station still stands.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

if i lived in a space station i'd be a hobo in the corner.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 8 May 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus!! How are you doing?

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus what's your favorite TV show and movie right now?

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

extremely stupid.my fave show and movie my fave show:spongebob squarepants my fave movie:the rescuers.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus have you ever seen Pee-Wee's Playhouse? It's an old show from when I was your age or maybe younger (around 1992 or 1993) and it is THE SILLIEST SHOW OF ALL TIME and I would like to show you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts6SBy3YxYw

amadeus bag (Stevie D), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

yes i have seen pee wee's playhouse

rufusmagufus, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

me and scott are working on our 1st album. Do you have any suggestions for the name?

rufusmagufus, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

Star Rocks

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Rags to Rufus
Rufusized
Ask Rufus
Rufus featuring Shocka Caan

No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

The Rufus on Fire

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

sewardy vessel

ॐ nom nom (m bison), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

Flying Ice Cream Van

Aimless, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

Get Out Of My Room

Tha Wizzard ov Swagga

No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

out of all of those i'd pick sewardy vessel.

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

Hello from Belgium! (that's a small country somewhere over there from you -> on the map)

Fate has given us this thread connection/suggestion:

# Ask Rufus (Maria & Scott's 7-year-old)
# invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

Well, can you? :-)

StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. Magufus

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus Magufus, what is your favorite thing to do outside? Do you like to hike in the woods?

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dof6nDPEgU

rufusmagufus, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

i love tom and jerry!

rufusmagufus, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus, what do you do during summer vacation?

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

rufus, when i was your age i really liked the roadrunner and wile e. coyote cartoons. do you like those?

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

what happened to the truckems?

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

rufus, if your mum & dad were cartoon characters, which ones would they be?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

we've moved on. we are gonna start recording soon under our new name Day Of The Dumb. we're just getting as many songs together as we can before we hit the studio.

x-post

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

\m/

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

during my summer vacation i'm very bored.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

i love roadrunner and wile e. .

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

what are the truckems?

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

my dad would be fred flinstone and my mom would be wilma flinstone

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

OTM.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

"what are the truckems?"

that was our old band name. but your little kid brain doesn't remember stuff from, like, six months ago.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 July 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus - what foreign country would you like to visit?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 22 July 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjlmee6pspg

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

i love wile e. cyote and roadrunner

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

Hi Rufus! Wile E. Coyote is a super genius. What is your favorite musical instrument? Mine is the Clarinet.

peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

This is one of the best threads.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

rufus the rescuers is a great favorite movie to have. it was mine for quite a while when i was yer age too. awesome!

I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

This is one of the best threads.

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic)

markers, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus, what's one food that you like that you didn't think you'd like until you tried it?

Lexaprotend (Stevie D), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

hey, rufus, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the maddest you have ever been and 1 being not very mad at all, how mad were you at that kid you yelled at today in the store after he said that records were stupid? because you seemed really really mad. and i was a little worried that you were never going to stop yelling at him. but my worry was also mixed with pride. i'm just glad that his parents didn't want to beat me up. or beat you up. my favorite line: "DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, BUT WHAT YOU SAID WAS REALLY STUPID!" you were like a pit bull with a chew toy. he totally didn't see it coming.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha A++

markers, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

stuffed grape leaves

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

peace out!

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

piiiiig!

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

so Rufus, how mad were you at that kid?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 26 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

very mad.

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

gurf.

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

the world is mainly made up of pie and giblet gravy, or at least I think.

rufusmagufus, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

if given the choice, i choose pie

feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Monday, 26 July 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

I like your gravy style, rufus.

Warum habt Ihr mich totgefüttert? (Abbott), Monday, 26 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

hello,i am your self conshios or am i homer simpson i really never decided.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

i looove everything!

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

drunk again...

scott seward, Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha

horseshoe, Friday, 30 July 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

has rufus just seen inception?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

I've just seen waterworld. And i love it so far. I didn't see the whole thing,but still it's a good movie.

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

what's incepcion?

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

what good movies should i see?

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

people are weird!

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

what movies do you like best, rufus, and we'll maybe try to figure out what else you'd like from that.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

i like action and spy movies.

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

hmm.

i guess you've seen 'spy kids', i thought that was ok.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

i've seen spy kids 2 and 3 but not the first.

rufusmagufus, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know what kind of movies you're allowed to watch so i'm not much good to you after that rufus. sorry!

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

i watch pg movies and every once in a wihle a pg-13 movie

rufusmagufus, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

i feel happy.

rufusmagufus, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

the scariest movie i've ever wached is coraline

rufusmagufus, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

rufus have you seen The Iron Giant.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

coraline is such a good movie

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

Have you seen Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

yes i have seen the iron giant.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

yes i have seen cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

Which one did you like better?

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

i just got a new white album , it doesn't sound that good but at least it's in near near mint condition

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

don't you just love movies!

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

have you seen Yellow Submarine or Help?

Chewawa Allstar (herb albert), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

iv'e seen yellow submarine , but not help.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

~nothing is ever mint!~

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

What about toothpaste?

Pissed off our Weingarten (Stevie D), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

i ment the condition of records.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLqSwEqgxkQ

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

i loooooooove revelution 1!

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-zSomKxQ revelution 9 is soooo experimental!

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

rufus, do you ever hear the beatles out in the world during the course of your day? there is a v important scientific study going on that may be of interest 2 u

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus, we talked a lot about the Beatles when I met you at the store, but I forgot to ask - what is your favorite song that Ringo sings?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

yellow submarine is a really good one that ringo sings

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

~meep~

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Morning! I still love Octopuses Garden - he really sings his heart out on it.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

i love octopuses garden too

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

meep meep

Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus, what is your power animal?

En Moog (Stevie D), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

my power animal? What do you mean?

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 12 August 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

octopuses garden is a great one!

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 12 August 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

A power animal is like your spiritual "guardian angel" animal that pops up in your life all the time and guides you through the journey of life and all that stuff.

En Moog (Stevie D), Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

I don't have a fairy godmother or power animal.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

okay,then my power animal is the turtle.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

!!!! A sea turtle or a land turtle (tortoise)?

peacocks, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

a tortoise.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

i know i said : cheese!,but i only like sertain cheeses.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

whoever had the mind to write that article about kids being befuddled by easy-to-use gadgets isgong to step outside to a riot of angry kids and teens!

rufusmagufus, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

they made a mistake not talking to kids like you, rufus, that's for sure.

Besides, aren't the befuddled kids kind of known as the befuddled kids? I mean, there were kids like that in my high school and we kind of just figured they were a little more boneheaded than the rest of us. (And they were always the kids with the loudest parents too, haha)

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

Rufus - how's school going this year?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

Hey Rufus...maybe you could write us an argument against the nincompoop article, tell us at length why that writer was wrong about kids today? Pretty sure we'd all like to read what you think. Maybe?

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

schools going good and maybe i should think about writing a comeback to that stinky womans article.P.S. the womans name is Beth J. Harpaz.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

We have decided on a name for day of the dumb's first album,it's it's a new dumb day.It's on Pie freedom records.

rufusmagufus, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

:)

idgital love (crüt), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

we've been working on recording some stuff for our band,and its going pretty well.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

cool! are you doing your own songs or cover versions?

tylerw, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

what a cool kid!

rufus,
what records have you been listening to lately?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

I have met Rufus and can confirm. (Namely, that he outcools all of us. Certainly me.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 February 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

that's an awesome invisible orange!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

seriously! rufus is more metal than most of us

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

we haven't been doing any covers,we're only doing our own songs. And i have been listening to stuff i like,and stuff i like.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

hi rufus!

estela, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

that last post of mine had a BIIIG error,what i meant to say was that i listen to stuff i like,and stuff that is recommended to me.

rufusmagufus, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

hi,Estela!

rufusmagufus, Monday, 27 June 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

i just had my first day of nature camp today.

rufusmagufus, Monday, 27 June 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Hey that's great Rufus! What did you do?

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 June 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

we spent most of our day in the woods,and we pooped in holes.

rufusmagufus, Monday, 27 June 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

Heh that's the way to do it out there! Sounds like a treat.

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 27 June 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

Rufus do u like Futurama?

Bloompsday (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

rufus! what does the music yr working on sound like?

markers, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

words that are not rufusmagufus: riffmungous

bamcquern, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

YES!i LOVE futurama!

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

the music we're working on doesn't sound like anything in particular.

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

:)

rufusmagufus, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

rufus is turning nine in december. oh how times flies. he's been in new york city with grandpa and cyrus. having lots of fun. which means i want to look at pictures of him.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/391789_10150411666042137_686202136_8480854_567480346_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

that's from today.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

rufus is a top bloke.

estela, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

oh and with grandpa yesterday. posted this on the OWS thread. what can i say? i miss my boys. coming back tomorrow night.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376531_10150455772225908_767115907_10465918_1187045332_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

yes, he rules

horseshoe, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

hello,i am your self conshios or am i homer simpson i really never decided.

― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i looove everything!

― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

horseshoe, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

he's been in new york city

does he fancy a pint?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

a pint of ice cream, for sure.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

that pic from OWS is great, yr kids will treasure that when theyre older

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://skotrok.blogspot.com/2012/01/rufus-and-scott-review-90s-indie-rock.html

scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

Rufus: Not to be too personal on a public (ish) blog, but I want to hear some Can.

otm

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

:D i love everything about this, Scott! I demand a tv show.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:36 (fourteen years ago)


Rufus: You sorta have to strain your eyes to see the disco.

<3

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

This is totally wonderful, Scott.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

Rufus is so erudite, I'm p jealous

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

^^ otm and <3 it

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 January 2012 07:34 (fourteen years ago)

This was really fun! And thanks, Rufus, for my great new screen name!

Hawaiian mime montage (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

rufus seems really smart & well-spoken for a 12/13 year old

flopson, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Rufus, your dad says you've been watching silent comedy movies. What movies do you think are the funniest?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:44 (thirteen years ago)

Also, have you seen the freaky, funky silent movie 'MAn with a Movie Camera'? It is ace

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

rufus you are more articulate at 9 than i am at 34.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 30 March 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 2:23 PM
To: skotrok
Subject:

Yo! Wussup?

On Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM, <skotrok> wrote:

Good evening, Lobster Face. I can only hope that your tentacles are properly tethered so as not to inflict undo pain to the other crustaceans in the tank. You have travelled many millennia to this place in order to extract justice from the jaws of tyranny in the form of cloud-shaped knick-knacks found on the mantel of destiny located under the stairs and beside the winter coats and grandpa's orthopedic cane collection. Use your powers wisely and never forget Tina Turner's words to the children of the Thunderdome: "You can't spell party without the letter P because if you do you just end up swimming in the deep end with arty sharks and arty sharks still owes me fifty bucks so if you see him you tell him i said he's an old so and so and i better not catch him at the tether ball tournament next week, okay?"

And with that I bid you a fond fondue. Your brother fox delta codename charlie, sxuse kot

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 3:18 PM
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:

Excuse me is this the right adress? Yes, quite. Mr. Sakafoofoo, your mission is simple. I actually never planned for you to have a mission. Make one up for yourself. This will only be a good thing if you DO NOT harm the Super molecular whoosywhat of the universe. The only way you could harm this is if you break the code of hard rocking around the traditional headbanger superfreeze. If this doesn't make sense, then read a book. You're sure to find it...

P.S.: I never inflict undo pain on other crustaceans in the tank.
Fond Fondue, Mr. Sakafoofoo............................................................................................................................What are you looking at?

From: skotrok
Sent: Sat Apr 07 23:21:22 EDT 2012
To: Rufus Seward
Subject: Re:

Monsiour Refeefee, Never before has a fate befallen a fate such as the fate that befell that most befouled of fates, Temptation. T. Tinklepink. As far as we know, the laundery matron who witnessed the attack escaped with her life only through the good graces of that beagle/chow/dachsund mix (a bechodach) Senor Peepers, and had she remained at her post a moment longer, the earth would have split and the clouds would have parted and all holy hell would have erupted inside her laundery cart and we never would have seen hide nor hair of her again. All hail Peepers! The wonder dog of wonder dogs! Three cheers for the marvelous mutt! The one and the only! Hip Hip Hoooooooorah!!!! Yay!!!!!! Peepers Peepers he's our man, if he can't do it nobody can! I mean, it's true isn't it? Who else could do such a thing? Surely not YOU. Not your fault of course. We all have our roles to play.

Chicken breast in the loaf, your man in Panama, Freddy the Fry Cook

From: Rufus Seward
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:
Date: Apr 11, 2012 7:42 PM
Mr. Sakafoofoo, I must say that you have been the only person to make a stand against the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould". Because of course if you hadn't you would have been the first person to make the statement 'Wussup! Srsly smne shd gt th peple sme rel fd!' Although that statement is barely legible it means as much as a dog peeing in the moonlight to me. (It doesn't mean much to me.) Take my advice clearly or else you will disturb the lobsters in the tank. (I have evolved above them.)

scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

skotmagoofus

mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

rush vs yes

which would rufus pick

― the late great, Thursday, July 26, 2012 8:01 PM (41 minutes ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

WWRD?

aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 27 July 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould"

am0n, Friday, 27 July 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Happy tenth birthday dude!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

the three of you guys looked like the death metal hanson on facebook :-D

the late great, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

rufus wowing his school with his original piano piece this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFeQkip1BNM

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

http://youtu.be/jFeQkip1BNM

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

oops sorry that's twice.

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXv_sx9FI0&feature=youtu.be

scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

Wow.

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

half an hour on the laptop. I was impressed!

scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

I listened to this half an hour ago and it's still stuck in my head

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

space cowboys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCQ9Wnd3hI

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)

<3

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

poem for school:

Home
I am from the place where loud music fills rooms,
Where science fiction litters tables and shelves,
And raggedy, not-so-stuffed animals comfort even those who shall not pass.
I am from the driveway that I would bike down for hours,
From the baby blue porch, the paint peeling like old wallpaper,
And the miniature ravine behind our house, a new adventure every time.
I am from the neglected planters - filled with mint and basil,
From the small tree to which our dog was chained,
And the ever-expanding grapevine jungle, knotted with weeds and thorns.
I am from my great grandmother Hope’s kindness and wisdom,
From my uncle Jason’s constant joking,
And my aunt Robin’s insightful nature.
I am from “many hands make light work,”
From “a watched pot never boils,”
And “never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
I am from frothy banana smoothies, a “banana blend,” if you will,
From my dad’s vegetable pasta bake, where seconds are expected,
And a genuine Philly cheese steak from my birthplace.
I am from the rustic Green Cabin, and fashioning seaweed wigs,
From Cedar Tree Neck, the trees twisted and inviting,
And the Girl’s Club on the corner, where making lines was almost fun.
I am from raucous Yankee Swaps, fighting over a cashmere scarf,
From fast-paced Easter egg hunts with family and friends,
And the warm Thanksgivings that I hid from, playing Mario Brothers.
I am from the Seat of the Synod, source of vedalken arcana,
From the Temple Garden, and Godless Shrine,
And the Glimmervoid, where an empty canvas holds infinite possibilities.
I am from the chime of a piano, and practicing faster than I should,
From the aroma of garlic bread, fresh out of the oven,
And the din of heavy metal, through my dad’s gargantuan speakers.
I am from the place where loose nails line the treacherous attic floor,
Where memories are as cluttered as the closets that hold them,
And where a disheveled home is just as warm.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)

rufus, however, is not here to answer questions. he's 12 now, much too busy.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:36 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

holy crap! teenagers they grow like weeds, how time flies etc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 December 2016 23:44 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

new EP. i dig it. he played everything and recorded it. Greenfield D.I.Y.

https://rufuscesspool.bandcamp.com/album/surrender-ep

scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/uzCJUdu.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:51 (five years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb76n8sjEcs

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 14:52 (two years ago)

Can I ask him about his gear?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:01 (two years ago)

can I ask him about Gear?

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:10 (two years ago)

Hi Scott, we've missed you! That vid is super cool.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:59 (two years ago)


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