zenlike koans I have seen emblazoned on t-shirts worn by hong kong people

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let's be clear this is not a 'lol engrish' or 'lol these EFL people can't use english correctly' thread but rather a log of sayings which I have found help me think ~deeper~ about life and which may be portals to planes of higher existence (still testing)

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

MALE
KATE
MOSS

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

I'M NOT
JOHNNY ROTTEN

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

PEANUT BUTTER
BANANA
AND WAFFLES

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

GOD GAVE US
FREE WILL.
LET'S USE IT
TO PARTY.

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

ANGELS
HAVE
WHITE
WINGS.

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

Microarray technology?
Piece of coke!

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

DON'T LET
GO THE
BOAT

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

WORDS THAT
DO NOT MATCH
DEEDS ARE
IMPORTANT

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

WHITE
SAY IT WITH COLOURS

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

YOUR CHOICE
DO OR
DON'T

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

FIGHT CLUB
MANAGER

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

NEVER THINK
ABOUT THE FUTURE
IT WILL COME
SOON ENOUGH

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

STOP
THE
GLOBAL
BULL
SHIT
TING

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

YOUR CHOICE
COOL
OR
FOOL

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

Please tell me you have approximately 200 more examples of this phenomenon.

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

WHAT'S NEXT
LOS ANGELES

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

amezing
amezing
amezing
amezing
amezing
amezing

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

BRIGHTNESS
you are

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

LIFE
IS
FUCKIN'
EASY

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

A
Sweetheart
Is
A
Bottle
Of wine

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

SLOWEST SUN
IN
DETROIT

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

I AGREE
WITH THE
COSMETIC
SURGERY

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

u rule

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

okay I'm ready to do round 2

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

HYPER KISS
XXX

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

WHAT HE NEEDS
IS NOT ONLY
THE BANANA
BUT LOVE

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

I'M
HUNGOVER
I WISH I
WAS DEAD

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

DEVILOCKISM
RUNNING IN NEW YORK CITY

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

DON'T LET
ANYONE STEAL
-OUR-
DREAMS

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

$$UNDEFEATED$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##############
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##############
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##############

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ all of these

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

YOU
BEST
LOOK

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

TO ACCOMPLISH MUCH
YOU MUST
LOSE
EVERYTHING

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

DO YOU
KNOW
THIS
MEANING?

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

DEVILOCKISM
RUNNING IN NEW YORK CITY

otm.

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

BOYS
NEED
YOGA
TOO

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

YOU ARE
ALIVE BECAUSE
OF
SOMEONE

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

ENJOY THE
BEAUTY
OF
CLASSICAL ART

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

TECHNOLOGY
TURNS
ME ON

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

Music,
Drama,
Poem, &
Dance.

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

YOU KNOW
YOU'RE
NOT
RIGHT

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

UNION
&
PROUD

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

SWEARING OUT
LOUD IS NOT
COOL

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

So what's the design of these shirts like? Are they all laid out the same or is there some variety? My interest is hella piqued right now.

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

WORDS THAT
DO NOT MATCH
DEEDS ARE
IMPORTANT

― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 8:17 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

reminds me of a pic I took in HK

http://10.164.97.138/farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1440133051_1e40f6f0ee.jpg

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

xp it varies considerably - I wish I could covertly take pics but half the time they're gone by the time I can take my camera out

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

round 3 will come after I get something to eat

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

this would be that pic

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1440133051_1e40f6f0ee.jpg

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

a+ thread btw

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i want pretty much all these shirts

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

^
^^yep

― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

okay round 3

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

BETTER KNOWN
NOTHING
THAN
HALF KNOWN
MANY THINGS

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

LESS
IS
ENOUGH

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

THE BEACH
BOY PET
SOUND

(this one I remember was in the pet sounds font/color scheme plus the letters were embossed and fuzzy)

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

SORRY
I'M RICH

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

THE DULL
FLAME
AND
DESIRE

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

OH, I get it.
Like humor,
But different..

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

SHOW ME
FANTASY

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

A MAGICAL
WORK

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

All things are difficult
Until they are easy

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

Let's light a
Match to
These
Dynamic dreams

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

I HAVE
NOTHING
TO WEAR

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

MIND
PLAYS
HEART
MOVES

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

MANY
LIVES
THESE

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

RISKS
WILL
BE
TAKEN
RIGHT?

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

ALL
COLOR
IS
NO COLOR

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

LESS
IS
ENOUGH

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:31 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

my mind actually just exploded, not joking

― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

BETTER KNOWN
NOTHING
THAN
HALF KNOWN
MANY THINGS

If true, this negates my existence.

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

YOU KNOW
YOU'RE
NOT
RIGHT

plus

SWEARING OUT
LOUD IS NOT
COOL

^^^would wear

― mascara and ties (Abbott), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

By which I mean I wld wear either of those.

― mascara and ties (Abbott), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i love both of those!

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

feel like the first one would've saved me a lot time

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

spent a couple minutes trying to figure out how MALE KATE MOSS would've saved you a lot of time

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

who r u again?

dude, just *eyes down*

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

I'M NOT
JOHNNY ROTTEN

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

here's a pic I took at a wet market

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/PB122880.jpg

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

WILLIM GARLOS CILLIAMS

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

is that a Whitley Strieber type alien print on the Hong Kong person to the left?

― EFIL4RAGGETT (los blue jeans), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

fuck

i mean, just, fuck

― goole, Monday, 30 November 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

what else can one say

― goole, Monday, 30 November 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

holy hell

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

thread of dreams

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

it really is

i was wondering where you were

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

could someone please send me a grab bag of these?

― mh, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

I've only personally witnessed one shirt like this:

NO
WAG
ON
IOWA

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

I am Iowan.

― mh, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

no wag

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

GOD GAVE US
FREE WILL.
LET'S USE IT
TO PARTY.

― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 8:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is my fav. Andrew WK tweet.

― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

these shirts are great!! awesome thread.

― ian, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

MALE
KATE
MOSS

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, November 30, 2009 1:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would wear

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

a-yo seems like everybody is in need of some ~meditation~ today so here's part II

btw s- I got your webmail but can't reply cause you didn't give me your e-mail address? when are you flying?

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

ALWAYS GIVE
100%
AT WORK
AT MONDAY
AT TUESDAY
AT WEDNESDAY
AT THURSDAY
AT FRIDAY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

I HAVE
NO IDEA
WHAT YOU
ARE TALKING ABOUT

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

No more gum!

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

TALENT WINS
GAMES
BUT
TEAMWORK AND
INTELLIGENCE
WINS
CHAMPIONSHIPS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

LITTLE PRINCESS
BELIEVES IN
HER
DREAMS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I'M
NOT A
STRANGER

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

playing in a brothel is for
fun

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

GO ON THE
RAZZLE
DAZZLE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

IF YOU
BREAKING ON ME
I'M GOING
TO
BREAK ON YOU

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

there were
pools of blood
on the streets after
the riot

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

ROCK
PLAY IT
FOR ME

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

EDITOR

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

you should guess it easily

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

U CANT SEE
CLEARLY
WHEN U
STAY TOO
CLOSE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

YOU
LOOK
BETTER
ON
FLICKR

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

VENUS
IN
THE
DARK

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

YOU DONT KNOW
JACK
YOU DONT KNOW JESUS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

FOR MUSIC
TO BE GOOD
IT MUST BE
INNOVATIVE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

BEYOND THE
UNKNOWN SPEED

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

dyao I kiss you

also the dexterity thread needs more attn maybe?

― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol I haven't youtubed feats of dexterity in a long time

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

SAY IT
WITH
FLOWERS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

^^ people need to meditate on this one today

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

INDIGENOUS
PEOPLE OF
THE WORLD;
UNITE!!

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

YOU
ARE
ALIVE.
SO LIVE!

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

LOOK
MOM...
NO
HEAD

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

BLACK SUN
CATCHING THE BUTTERFLY
MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

buying food
in a
cafeteria

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

MILES
RUNS
THE
VOODOO
SHOW

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

next
millionaire
is...me?

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

NEVER
!BY!
NEVER

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

DO
YOU
COPY?

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

My gf bought a shirt in Shanghai that says

SIPPERY
WHAT
WET

― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://intendo.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/thumbs_up_man_smalljpg.jpg

― goole, Monday, 5 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

I had a foreign exchange student (as a student) who came from Hong Kong. He had a shirt with a clip art mummy on it that said "I AM COLD."

― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha I would wear that shirt all the time because it expresses how I feel

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, continuing

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

some of these are amazing.

― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

CRACK
THE
UNION

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

CANCER
SUCKS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

CAN'T
STOP
THE
PROFIT

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

Neanderthal man, upon seeing homosapiens for the first time, realizes he is outclassed and heading for extinction.

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

COLUMBIA
UNIVERSITY
STUDIES
SERIOUSLY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

STAY
ALIVE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

JUICY
POP
ROYALTY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

STAMP
BOOKS
SAVE
TIME

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

SORRY
BUT I'M
THE
QUEEN

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

HERE'RE
THE
YOUNG
MEN

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

GROOVE
IN HIS
SOUND

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

UPGRADE
YOUR
THERMOSTAT
TO SAVE
ENERGY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

IF THERE
WERE
NO CLOUDS
WE SHOULD
NOT ENJOY
THE SUN

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN
THROUGH INTERPERSONAL DANCE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

GREEN
IS MY
RELIGION

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

DESIGN
IS NOT JUST
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE AND
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN
THROUGH INTERPERSONAL DANCE

This is a very important statement to me.

― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

I love
waltz

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

some
art
factory

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

SOMETIMES
I THINK I
UNDERSTAND
EVERYTHING

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

FACE
OF THE
ASSASSIN

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

WONDER
WOMAN
SAVING THE
WORLD

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

I DONT
LIKE
MONDAYS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

CLUB
ROSE
BULLET
PARTY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

ROCK
VOCALS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

I miss the old New York.

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

Born
Of the
Darkside

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

NOBODY
KNOWS
I'M
GAY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

< timeout> let me let that last one just sink in for a bit < /timeout >

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

this last lot have somehow upped the game even further

― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

BREVITY
IS THE
SISTER OF
TALENT

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

We're more popular than
JESUS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

the sneaker
was untied
he's wearing a shirt
Jean, and sneakers

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

WHAT
DO YOU
WANT

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

CREATE
YOUR
OWN
MUSIC

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

ONLY
SLEEP
WITH
THE
BEST

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

INT
EG
RITY

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

LOOKING
AT LIFE
IN A
STRANGE
ROOM

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

PROUD
TO BE
CLEAN &
SOBER

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

GOD
HELP THE
GIRL!
PLEASE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'M GOING
TO BECOME... THE
KING OF
PIRATES!!!

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

TREND
BETWEEN
FRIENDS

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

alright that's it, thanks folks and happy Easter

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/aceanm.gif

― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

INDIGENOUS
PEOPLE OF
THE WORLD;
UNITE!!

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, April 4, 2010 9:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

not feeling the xenophobia

― bnw, Monday, 5 April 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

do you live in hong kong dyao?

― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit i mean

― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)

DO YOU LIVE IN
HONG KONG DYAO

― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN
THROUGH INTERPERSONAL DANCE

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, April 5, 2010 2:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

this is fucking incredible

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 April 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

yah Ken c in fact I think we have talked
about this before lol

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

omg dyao is a superior being

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 April 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://twenteenthcentury.com/saul/illustrationsjodi/1.jpg

^^ where this collection should be headed

― Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS
MAKING MONDAY
INCREDIBLE
TO LIVE IN

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

YOU MEAN
AT MONDAY

― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

COLUMBIA
UNIVERSITY
STUDIES
SERIOUSLY

srsly???

― nakhchivan, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

WIT'S SOUL
IS TALENT'S
SISTER

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 April 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

I've only personally witnessed one shirt like this:

NO
WAG
ON
IOWA
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

btw, I found this when I was going through old pics I had taken (this pic was taken in China, not Hong Kong):

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P6118008.jpg

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

thankin u on this monday ^_^

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

OH YEAH
DYAO
REMEM
BER NOW

― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

LOOKING
AT LIFE
IN A
STRANGE
ROOM

^^^ I want this

― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

i want all of these! i would gladly be "that guy" who wore the zenlike shirts all the time.

― goole, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

crut I saw that one on display today in a shop window. it's a fancy shop though so it'd probably be around $25-35 :(

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em (one of them has the lyrics to atmosphere superimposed on the unknown pleasures cover. looks pretty lame)

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

i want all of these! i would gladly be "that guy" who wore the zenlike shirts all the time.

totally.

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

omg you looked better on flickr

― symsymsym, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

in the wild!

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0216.jpg

― fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

XDDDDDD

― lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

THOSE KIDS
I SWEAR
DRINK NIKE
YES

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113728.jpg

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

not a t-shirt but a-yo let me be your wingman:

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113732.jpg

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em

Need further info. Mrs Trifle works in HK occasionally and she could definitely pick out some of these for me (she always says she can never find me anything)

― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

tell her to go to "i.t." (not "I.T.") and look for a brand called "Underground" (or alternatively, "Ready Steady Underground")

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs295.snc3/28397_403647971400_549466400_4519027_1389989_n.jpg

― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

sorry these are not tshirts but
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647976400_549466400_4519028_7044903_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647966400_549466400_4519026_6750488_n.jpg

― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

oh!

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

SHIT !SHIT !SHIT

― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

wearing this today
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_3247.jpg

― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

those are all just

feel like buying them all in one go

― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

send em this way plz thx

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

tung choi street dyao. they're all there!

― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

as well as awesome playing cards... audrey hepburn playing cards! and "red sun" (mao stuff)! and "ancient chinese ladies"!!! ! ! ! !

― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

LEHMAN BROTHERS GIVE A SMILE FACE
PUT THE SNAKE INTO YOUR HOUSE

― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 30 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait, those are radiohead lyrics

― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 30 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

SIMLE FACE

― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 April 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

tung choi street dyao. they're all there!

Ah, the Ladies Market! Mrs T is always going on about this. I cannot believe she hasn't brought me back one(or seven) of these.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting (kind of) aside - if you 'walk' down Tung Choi street on streetview the market is being put up and then as it crosses Nelson Street it's all up. OK not very interesting but I liked it.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

that's because a large portion of tung choi street is not accessible by cars

― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I assumed that that's why they went down it before the market went up. Of course they could have used the google trike.

As another aside - the adverts for schools in HK are quite cool too.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/4565370153_33d125d3dd.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/4566008166_a56cde3421.jpg

Grade A - Easy way

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

hahah those are 'tutor kings' - you can get your face plastered on a billboard and the sides of buses just by being a really shitty tutor @ something. hong kong education is insane and sad.

― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

those guys are all "if you want to pass the A-level just follow my five patented foolproof easy steps" and then charge you $5000 and then you fail the A-level anyway

― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

put the snake into your house is an awesomely handy euphemism

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

e.g. "those tutor kings just want to put the snake into your house"

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

LIFE GUIDE ON DUTY
LOOKING FOR BEAUTIFUL BODY

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

I took a few pics for you, let me try to find them

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5235162.jpg

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/dfadadstiff.jpg

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

uh wait the second pic is not lol t-shirts, it is lol british basketball analysts

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

sorry this is the one I meant to post

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5275282.jpg

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

kudos

― show me your buccina (ken c), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

i like how the first one apologizes

― harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

if you change the 'my' to 'its' in the first one I actually think it is pretty otm

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

second one is a good quotation I think?

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I think about half the shirts I see are just quotations lifted from books. some company did a series of philosophical terms & their definitions, so you see people wearing shirts that say, in big bold arial, "REIFICATION" or "ONTOLOGY" and then underneath is the definition in small type

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

but that is fucking awesome, would wear

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I want to find the source but it's hard because I always feel self conscious when I go into the teeny bopper malls, plus they change the styles so quickly

like I went back and tried to buy the one that said "LOOKING AT LIFE IN A STRANGE ROOM" cause I realised it was a JD lyric, but it was gone by the time I got there. I also see people wearing a shirt with a cool quote from dylan, the one that says "YOU'RE A LIAR I DON'T BELIEVE YOU" and I want to get it but I don't know where to look

― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

dayo i would like to ask your permission to contribute to this thread with my findings from the Waikiki area of Honolulu

― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

PEANUT BUTTER
BANANA
AND WAFFLES
― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 3:16 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

food shirts

― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

DO YOU
KNOW
THIS
MEANING?

This one makes me think of ppl who might have asian character sets as tatts or whatever that actually say "I'm a gaijin and have no idea what this means" or something =)

― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

^^^yes its basically the same thing.

just think how often you can go into a target or a wal-mart and get t-shirts with random kanji on them that translate the same way

― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

dayo i would like to ask your permission to contribute to this thread with my findings from the Waikiki area of Honolulu

― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, September 25, 2010 11:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

yo go ahead!

I haven't been rly keeping up w/ this but lately I saw one that said:

YOU'RE
CHEATING
ART

and I rly want to get it and wear it to art show openings.

― dayo, Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

Hahaha

― moley, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/C043-020.jpg

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

not very....zenlike?

― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

some of my neighbours have a chinese au-pair who was wearing one of these a while ago, tho i cannae remember what it said [via mcluhan]

― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

they share the same au-pair?

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

the parents are too cheap to get one for each of their kids

i thought i should say something abt 'zenlike koans...' but rly i don't know enough about this cultural (epi)phenom, after all ppl w/ clothes w/ writing on them is very much a western thing too.....where does 'zenlike koan' begin and 'random semiotic soup' end?

― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

was there ever a difference is the question

anyway I have some pretty good ones I took pics of recently but I dont wanna post them because I want them to be taken seriously, guess I'll just keep them to myself

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

there def is a difference between the more gnomic / witty 'koans' ones cited here and the usual t-shirt logorrhea

― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/idgi.png

idg this one. who's uncle stanley? st. george?

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

St George = patron saint of England
Uncle Stanley = yr penis

― Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

okay:

NEWSPAPER
WOMAN
AND
SHAVED-HEAD
BOY

― rent, Thursday, 14 October 2010 08:34 (fifteen years ago)

there it is

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 08:37 (fifteen years ago)

buying food
in a
cafeteria

^keeping it real, none of this THE AMAZING POWER OF YOUR DREAMS bs.

― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

bukowskilike koans i have seen

― inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

Newspaper Woman and Shaved-Head Boy was actually a failed adult swim pilot

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:04 (fifteen years ago)

PEACE WALKER

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

PEACE BED

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

LONELY TRUCK.
TRANSFORMER!
ROAD TRAIN!

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

HOW TO
HAVE JOY?

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

WEIRD
NEWS

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

Learn to live
with imperfection
70/100

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

IS THERE EVEN A RAINY DAY!!!!

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

GOATEE UTOPIA

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

DID YOU EAT A BOWL OF

STUPID

FOR BREAKFAST?

^^saw this on a kindly old man

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

not very koan-like, i guess

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

GOATEE UTOPIA, on the other hand...

― Regular Stormy (Jenny), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

that one i picture a bunch of 30 year old dudes running along a deserted beach in dress shirts, laughing

― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

FRANKIE
SAYS
RELAX

― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

Learn to live
with imperfection
70/100

rule 4 life

― discuss tin savage (onimo), Friday, 15 October 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

Learn to live
with imperfection
70/100

because i'd already c&peed, and follow through is important

― contenderizer, Friday, 15 October 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

My friends
are my
estate

― if, Monday, 18 October 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/C108-020.jpg

― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyf2rPLkY1qbw37po1_500.jpg

― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ his expression

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's why I like the shot

― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

what is the hk equiv of ~guidos~?

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

they call them 'mk' dudes, dudes who get crazy dragonball z haircuts, bleach blonde hair, wear leather jackets with lots of straps and piercings and these crazy fuck-me boots

― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

sooooo.....guidos?

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'll see if I can catch a few in their natural environment next time I'm out

― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

picturing akira, tbh

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

good captures, dayo

― inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

????????

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1964/36/63/58019131/n58019131_44629009_9384.jpg

― Wheal Dream, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

c0nn3r sm3dl3y?

― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

dad?

― dayo, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

FACULTY OF LUNCHEON MEAT,
WITH EGG

― rent, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

worn by a self-serious co-worker no less

― rent, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://images.regretsy.com/its_need.jpg

― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

2 ive seen IRL recently:

UNDER PROMISE
OVER DELIVER

and

BUYiNG FOOD
iN A CAFETiREiA

(all i's dotted with hearts)

― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

THE
PERILS
OF
KEEPING
IT REAL

― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:01 (fourteen years ago)

A MAN FALLS
IN LOVE
WITH HIS
EYES AND A
WOMAN WITH
HER BODY

― gr8080, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

haha!

― jed_, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

Can anyone on ilx speak Russian?

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

LOVE
WHERE U
LIVE

― gr8080, Monday, 13 June 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

I remember seeing:

SNOW GOLF
THIS IS IT?

in Kunming.

― модный хипстер (ShariVari), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

That… actually makes sense to me.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

SNOW GOLF
THIS IS IT?

― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, like snow golf is the new cool sport so you go play and then it sucks and you're like, "This is it?" Maybe just because that's how I felt the one time I played frisbee golf. Plus I bet snow golf sucks.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

COPULATION
it is mating season
[cartoon of two smiling dogs in the act]

― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

I have seen a lot more of these since I stopped keeping track but one that's stuck in my head is

IT SIMPLY REPEATS

which is just a humbling reminder, for anything

― british sb power (dayo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

^^much more in line w/ thread title

― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

also saw a shirt that simply said "GOOD POINT" - I would buy that shirt, and wear it, and just stand around next to people

― british sb power (dayo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

otm!

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/D2OcD.png

― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

I want a GOOD POINT shirt!!!

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

get in line

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

srsly

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/get_in_line_tshirt-p235458959142148553qiab_400.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/srsly_tshirt-p235564908377856772q3vv_152.jpg

― blood on this hand (onimo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

I made this one for my lady:
http://i52.tinypic.com/1079nww.jpg

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

the saddest part abt dayo leaving hong kong is i don't get to hear abt these shirts no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

Feel like this thread is like the counterpoint to those websites showing all the nonsensical chinese character tattoos.

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

INFINITY
a sound to continue eternally
existence to
attract
•ATTENTION•
Words to change
the world
"Famous"

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 July 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

THE VELVET
UNDERGROUND
& NICO
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln2lglqbnb1qk2xnco1_500.jpg

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

ANDY WARHOL

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

ha thats from http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/ isnt it

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HAd85.jpg

x-posted to people who have figured out how to live imo

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3UPeK.jpg

― ice cr?m, Monday, 1 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

idg this one. who's uncle stanley? st. george?
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:47 (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guessing it is stanley ho!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ho

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks to this thread I spent a lot of my day in Beijing looking at people's t-shirts...mostly aspirational koan boilerplate such as

MORE RESPECT
LESS ATTACK

and

SATE
ROCK AND ROLL MUST

but I quite liked

EMILY DICKINSON
I OBSERVED PEOPLE!

― scandally (seandalai), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

KISSING
MY LOVER.
I LIKE IT.

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

(on a 13 year old girl, the whole shirt was covered in hearts)

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

In class today:

NO LAY
NO PLAY

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Saturday, 6 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

are you working in asia seandalai??

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

here is the text of the awesome one that dayo in his awesomenesss brought back from HK for me:

I peeped you on
the phone
6697-1908
and everybody wanna
come back to that body
All you need is Love
[picture of old-timey velocipede}
time classic
It's just timeless love

and there is a picture of a guy standing in front of a telephone booth and holding his woolen hat-bedecked head

― dell (del), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

xp - I'm in Harbin, China for a week teaching at a summer school for PhD students here.

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Saturday, 6 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

REBEL YELL
FOR HUGS

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

HAVE
FASHION
DRESS
WORK

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

BETTER GIRLFRIEND
BETTER LIFE

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:58 (fourteen years ago)

Other dominant sociofashion phenomenon I've noticed: couples wearing matching t-shirts (identical or complementary).

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

HAPPINESS
IS
IMPRESSIVE

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

Appropriate closer to my time in China:

BE GENTLE
TO THE
YOUNG

― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

DRESSING
up is good
ETIQUETTE

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

^^feeling this one

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

these all sound like rick ross lyrics

― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4v32i8SI1qk2xnco1_500.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

i lol'd out loud

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 October 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

REBEL YELL
FOR HUGS

haha i would wear this

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 10 October 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

i want to go back to hong kong just to find more of these

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 10 October 2011 08:32 (fourteen years ago)

TOUCH IS
OVERRATED!
USE YOUR
EYES!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

I want a t-shirt with that picture of the dude wearing the "Afrocentric" t-shirt

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

front:

ALCA TRAZ
CITY

back (under an image of a giant fist with a mounted horseman perched on top of it, carring a flag):

THE TEENAGE
RIOT

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Saw an old lady recently wearing one that said YOUR BOYFRIEND SNORES

― Darin, Saturday, 29 October 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

BEMORE
SUPER
FABBY

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 31 October 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

CORAL
REEFER

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 31 October 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

FRONT:

BEAMS
what is to be really worthy?

BACK:

EXPRESSION
PERSON

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like you could turn a tidy profit selling a line of

I'M HUNGOVER
I WISH I WAS DEAD

shirts

― JoeStork, Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

LOOKING
AT LIFE
IN A
STRANGE
ROOM

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 12 April 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

nice one!

― andrew m., Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)

THE
EVIDENCE
TO
FRIENDSHIP

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:15 (thirteen years ago)

PLAY LOTTO
not me

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

CURIOSITY
TAKES US
TO THE
NEW WORLD

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

JOY DERIVED
FROM
DISCOVERY
AND
CREATION

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

front:

TRUST
NO
DICK

back:

DICK

― rent, Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol!

― thread is p much urine (how's life), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

THE SONG OF THE BIRDS!!

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 July 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

friend currently in korea posted this one on facebook:

Front: NYPD.
Back: Aleister Crowley Thoth Tarot Card Reading.

― arby's, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

Not in Hong Kong, but just now in Southern England, a morbidly obese guy wearing a T-shirt with 'CALL MY AGENT' written on it.

― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

FOLLOW
COOL WIND
AND THE BLUE SEA

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

it feels v hawaii

― very sexual album (schlump), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
IS SOMETHING TO LOVE
SOMETHING TO HOLD
AND SOMETHING TO DO

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

COVER ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

^ would wear.

― nickn, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

MY SPACE
is
YOUR SPACE
the fairytale has just begun

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/C440-003.jpg

― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

breaking

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

EVERYTHING
IS GREAT
WHEN YOU
DON'T GIVE
A SHIT
EVERYTHING
IS GREAT

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

so otm

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

GET
YOUR SHIT
TOGETHER

― elan, Monday, 22 October 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Ha! I've got a flask of that.

― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 October 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

CALCULATE

IT'S A
GOOD
IDEA!

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

AN IMPORTANT THING
IS HAVING THE COURAGE
TO CONTINUE

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

Love this thread, is there a tumblr/photo-driven equivalent?

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

I could start one with declarative statements from student papers, but that would be wrong and mean.

― passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

a year or two before dayo started this thread i considered doing one where i attempted to replicate ones i saw using only MS Paint, because often the colors/layout/typeface really add to the zen

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

cant believe i never posted this:

http://i.imgur.com/n82kS.jpg

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

so true

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

cannot believe i only just found this thread

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

here is the text of some t shirts i bought in indonesia in 2011:

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT
DON'T
BREAK
RULE

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

LOW
ART
PIECES
LIFE

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

PROTECT
ME FROM
WHAT I
WANT
1983
DETECTIVE

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

ARE
YOU
OK
question mark

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

why don't you
create
39
in my real life?

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

LAST
STAND

THE ORIGINALLITY
ART COMES FROM
THE ORIGINALLITY
COMES FROM
HEART

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

fridge magnets that a friend brought back from HK

SMOKING MAKE YOU FEEL FINE
LIKE YOUR SOUL DANCING IN THE SKY
-
SORRY I'M BUSY, BEER MONSTER
INVITE ME TO PARTY EVERY NIGHT
-
AFTER DRINK YOU CAN TURN
THE WORLD UP SIDE DOWN

― ばかザッピ (zappi), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

PROTECT
ME FROM
WHAT I
WANT
1983

That's by the artist Jenny Holzer

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3691gjyt11qbo39mo1_1280.jpg

― elan, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

yes! cheers, ilx's own haitch pointed that out too.

fridge magnets that a friend brought back from HK

SMOKING MAKE YOU FEEL FINE
LIKE YOUR SOUL DANCING IN THE SKY

I have that one! I also bought two more, one of which was (iirc):

YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE
DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE POTATO

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

SORRY I'M BUSY, BEER MONSTER
INVITE ME TO PARTY EVERY NIGHT

lol

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 3 January 2013 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

PROTECT
ME FROM
WHAT I
WANT
1983
DETECTIVE
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 9:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

supporting this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:10 (thirteen years ago)

worst:

my karma
ran over
your dogma

so NOT zen. and, people that wear that shirt think that they're like, really clever or something. blerugh, trash.

― boy_slayer, Saturday, 5 January 2013 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE
DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE POTATO

Haha I like this one!

― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:49 (thirteen years ago)

boyslayer: I dont think you'd see that one of yours on tshirts in HK/Japan tho. Its the kind of thing you'd see at the flea markets, along with "the liver is my enemy and must be destroyed" and "TITS OR GTFO"

― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah, that's why it is the worst. like, i just feel sorry for people with that t-shirt. i want to take them to my philosophy class or something.

― boy_slayer, Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:59 (thirteen years ago)

YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE
DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE POTATO

Rejected "Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA" couplet?

― nickn, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Lwmff.jpg

― das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

PROTECT
ME FROM
WHAT I
WANT
1983

That's by the artist Jenny Holzer

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3691gjyt11qbo39mo1_1280.jpg

― elan, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 10:46 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i got this as a framed print from my brother last year for christmas :D

― vote! (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/62821_560531334080_4783593_n.jpg

― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

why don't you
create
39
in my real life?

fantastic

― regarding an eccentric and non-existent American Gladiator (crüt), Thursday, 10 January 2013 07:07 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

FORGET
THE
PAST
AND
JUST
HEAD OUT

― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)

otm

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 July 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

THE DAY BEGINS

― 乒乓, Sunday, 7 July 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Back in the zone!

MUSIC
MAKES ME
HIGH AND
INTERESTING

― wakaflockinihilipilification (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:34 (twelve years ago)

PECULIAR
FEATURES
OF THE EPOCH

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:35 (twelve years ago)

I
AM
OF THE
EIGHTIES