itt a strange LOL asks if you saw the EXCELSIOR on that one

itt a strange lol asks if you saw the excelsior on that one

― cantus in memory of benjamin bratt (omar little), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:41 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the man is a king

oh dear

yeah um... hmm.

XD

too soon?

¯\(°_o)/¯

we have to complain about if for about forty posts no matter what, respect the tradition.

LOL this f***ing EXCELSIOR for christs sake btw

is this where i post about pizza?

time becomes a loop

a loop becomes a poop

there's a david foster wallace short story abt that

poops also often become loops

even a stopped EXCELSIOR is right two LOLs a day

The other day I was walking down bootleg row in downtown brooklyn and there was this barker yelling "Precious Precious Precious 2012 Precious, Precious Precious Ninja Assassin Precious Is This It Precious"

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, November 28, 2009 5:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hah ha A+ title!

WDYLLTMI?

.. from that post on. Obviously, it's from TMi so possibly nsfw

should there be a thread for dark thoughts one has had, that would not be matched in any way by reality?

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:54 AM

no

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:54 AM

Very true. My shame tends to make me feel ashamed, and pretending that it doesn't is (I have learned) quite futile, if not counterproductive.

― Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In a similar vein, my joy tends to make me feel joyful and my anger tends to make me feel angry.

― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't even know what Aja is? Wasn't she an ILX poster? Tusk sounds kinda more familiar, but I couldn't tell what band it is by.

― Tuomas, Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:59 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its like a giant tooth

― max, Thursday, December 3, 2009 4:00 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

It's by Mastodon.

Was he an ILX poster?

Yeah. Big fuck-off hairy one, too.

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.

what gear didn't say was that he'd been completely otm on that thread, but he didn't have to. he just gave us ultimate lols.

he's an all-time bro and supplier of lols.

i think the closer his marriage has gotten the more fully righteous he has become. iirc roxy had a similar streak at the tail-end of '08; there's always one who burns brighter this time of year (altho gbx is emerging as his sorta sidekick in brotmness)

not saying the thing you want to say has its own discreet pleasures

life of the lurker -_-

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, December 4, 2009 1:11 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lrka

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Friday, December 4, 2009 1:12 AM (23 minutes ago)

I suspect I'd best retire from this lack of discussion.

― Hey Jude, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nominations thread, dude! relax.

― caek, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dont make it bad

― max, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

take a sad thread, make it better

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Saturday, December 5, 2009 5:06 PM (2 hours ago)

some jude

*thumbs up*

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/Zin23/Bear-CartoonBearClapping.gif

:(

http://imgur.com/77c5m.gif

Worth reading: http://thejuggalog.tumblr.com/ (via maura)

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:47 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Being on tour with ICP has completely lost it’s novelty. This is a dark, lost sub-culture. I never knew that it was possible for so many people across the country to collectively subject themselves to, and then proceed to justify such a lower standard of living. This is obviously a massive generalization, I know not every Juggalo is a uneducated, drug addicted, close-minded degenerate; but it sure is a lot of them.

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 3, 2009 5:30 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would have liked that if it was just funny pictured and insights not a constant stream of "WOW I AM SO ABOVE THIS."

― unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pictures

― unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya but it's sorta awesome that it seems to have totally broken him tho

― mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:37 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's just a little ways away from his Kurtz moment.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:59 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the faygo... the faygo...

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:15 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Z_S is a bit good at, like, gif sequences

I guess I'm just bad at remembering details. A while ago I realized I can't even remember my second girlfriend's name.
― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:14 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pippi Longstocking
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, I think it began with an E.
― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or maybe O?

― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Orgasm Longstocking

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, I think it began with an E.

So much raver love does.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:18 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

has anyone ever actually met a homeless genius/enlightened spiritual mentor?

I hate this cliche

― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, December 7, 2009 1:22 PM (13 minutes ago)

moondog

― omar little, Monday, December 7, 2009 1:23 PM (12 minutes ago)

omar you met moondog?!?

― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, December 7, 2009 1:26 PM (8 minutes ago)

he was...my father

― omar little, Monday, December 7, 2009 1:32 PM (3 minutes ago)

Jordan:
real talk, i forget that i can comment on blogs

David:
lol

Jordan:
the sb has hardwired my mind so i feel like i'm locked out of every internet discussion forum

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Monday, December 7, 2009 6:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

My mom used to ride the same bus as Moondog, apparently.

This starts off well, builds up, and then ends on a true high note:

---

My father, a master anecdotalist, used to entertain my brother and me when we were kids with his stories of catering movies as a teenager and young man in the late 70s and early 80s. "Can't Stop the Music" was one of those movies and some of the trivia and stories were repeated to me tonight. I'll post a few of them for your reading pleasure.

French producer Jacques Morali faced a security threat and eventually needed a personal bodyguard because he wouldn't stop, in broken English, propositioning crew members for sex. He apparently approached my father's catering truck and, after not answering the routine "chicken or steak" question, made an obscene sexual request which began "[french accent] well, actually, I would like...", which prompted his personal assistant to run over shouting "No, no, no!" and trying to defuse the situation before my dad and his-coworker could further understand what he was trying to say. The personal bodyguard was needed after Morali propositioned a teamster btw.

People would occasionally asks the question to the Village People of "so are you guys all gay?" which the VP would always respond with "Oh, no -- Felipe (the Indian) likes girls."

Though the wrap-party was at MGM and was one of those characteristically great Allan Carr parties, there was a San Fran concert scene that was notorious among the crew for its debauchery. My father caught the flu and didn't attend, but, apparently, it was something just short of a coke-fueled orgy. Keep in mind this is San Francisco in the summer of 1979 and they are filming the "YMCA scene" for the Allan Carr-produced 'Village People movie.'

During the YMCA scene, shot at the Glendale YMCA, Allan Carr had all the bodybuilders from the scene line up so he could pick his favorites out for later, undisclosed, purposes. "Things like that went on during the whole production..."

All the movies my dad worked were from the late 70s and early 80s they were almost all bombs. My favorite "It was the 1970s/early 80s, and I was young..." story involves a party that included Cheech and Chong, OJ and Nicole, and a member of the Eagles jamming with a midget on drums late into the night.

― Cunga, Monday, December 7, 2009 10:35 PM (6 minutes ago)

:D

what thread is that from?

I thought Felipe was the only gay Village Person!

Don't most movies "bomb"?

I thought Felipe was the only gay Village Person!

― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 1:18 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe that was the joke ;)

what thread is that from?

Village People - Can't Stop the Music (Film)

French producer Jacques Morali faced a security threat and eventually needed a personal bodyguard because he wouldn't stop, in broken English, propositioning crew members for sex. He apparently approached my father's catering truck and, after not answering the routine "chicken or steak" question, made an obscene sexual request which began "[french accent] well, actually, I would like...", which prompted his personal assistant to run over shouting "No, no, no!" and trying to defuse the situation before my dad and his-coworker could further understand what he was trying to say. The personal bodyguard was needed after Morali propositioned a teamster btw.

I somehow see Roberto Benigni in this role.

Just occurred to me that 'golf clap' has a sudden new connotation.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:17 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

why has no one addressed my problem with getting king size comforter back into stupid duvet cover after washing???

― quincie, Tuesday, December 8, 2009 11:57 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1 ok grab the corners of the duvet cover that are farthest away from the opening where u put the comforter in

2 scrunch up the duvet cover like an accordion while holding onto the corners so that the corner end up v close to the opening which receives the comforter

3 grab a corner of the comforter and guide it into one of those two duvet cover corners

4 repeat w/the other repective corner

5 grab both the duvet cover corners so that youre squeezing the comforter corners inside in place

6 stuff the rest of the comforter inside the duvet while holding tight those corners

7 unfurl the the duvet like you would a flat sheet

8 reach inside and make the corners closest to the duvet opening match up

9 done!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:10 AM (6 minutes ago)

1 person accordion technique^

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:10 AM (5 minutes ago)

You left out the step of stopping in the middle to stare at the whole thing for a few seconds & sigh in frustration.

― mascara and ties (Abbott), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:15 AM (24 seconds ago)

fuck washing a comforter

forkslovesbedbugs

Classics Found: Fuck Washing a Hat

laughed for like 5 minutes at this:

.......can this be an Animal Collective 1-2? we await with 'bated breaths

― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LJ What is 'bated a shortening of? I always thought it was just bated?

― Bring me Sanka or Tetley (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:49 PM Bookmark

man all these years i might has well have been holding my BBQ tongs with my vagina : (

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 4:02 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is what i assume all country music sounds like when it isnt as hot as ol rat face taylor swift.

― adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 3:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw I eat luna bars

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, December 10, 2009 12:15 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have fun growing a vagina

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Thursday, December 10, 2009 12:16 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I tried Drew Daniel. I got Perez Hilton.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:19 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^from the Akinator thread

So what's the point in modern art
when nothing is worth taking
It's kind of tough
to tell a scruff
"that's rubbish art you're making"

― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 12:41 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it really just makes me wonder how awful and tedious the other albums are that folks must be listening to in order make those albums their "best"

― Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:29 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there should probably be some commas in that last post

here they are now:

,,,

― Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:30 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://mjmbooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Speed-Buggy.jpg

so jealous that Laurel's first car could talk and solve mysteries

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:38 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

holy shit i forgot about fucking speed buggy until just now

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:40 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that seems like an experience one would remember forever

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:42 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jawas did alderaan

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, December 11, 2009 8:35 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

Crap your pants and sing, and louder sing for ever turd in your mortal pants.

― he's a light-hearted snake (Jesse), Thursday, December 10, 2009 4:21 PM (5 seconds ago)

Sufjan Stevens Sings Chuck Berry

― tylerw, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:14 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Chuck Berry sings Animal Collective

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

huh I keep forgetting that I actually like Placebo

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rufus WAinwright Sings Judy Garland

― mottdeterre, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Renee Fleming sings Tom Waits

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Shins Sing Robert Johnson

― tylerw, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

colin meloy sings sam cooke

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Christina Aguilera sings Public Image Limited

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bob Dylan kills Colin Meloy, onstage, with his awesome voice

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

flying penis attacks gary kasparov

― goole, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark

masterful execution

hahahahahahaaaa

I knew this guy was a genius when I saw an interview with him and he said he usually ended his songs with "an outro that goes to the end".

― Disco Stfu (Raw Patrick), Friday, 11 December 2009 12:13 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He got Ned on the second attempt (at first he guessed Randall Munroe)
http://i49.tinypic.com/10xwtwy.jpg
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"sideburns"

A hesher is but a worm. A worm who tries to make himself metal in the aluminum of a beer can, in the copper buttons of a denim jacket, in the steel of a muscle car.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, December 11, 2009 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

timeless post, imo

poetic.

worthy of Vas Djifrens

He got Ned on the second attempt (at first he guessed Randall Munroe)

Wait, what the hell

incapacitated over here

someone put me on it too (pfunkboy teenage american MC & DJ) LOL
and read the thread to see what dan did to john justen, LOL

I didn't even know what the hell this thing was. Now I'm all "what the"

Gone are the days when Ned posted on every ilx thread

Finals week does things to a poster. (In this case, 'drive him nuts.')

just gonna state again that all I did was add John to the DB after it gave up on guessing; the route to get to him that you took was made up entirely by Akinator, which just makes me go "WAIT HOW DID IT KNOW"

haha but i couldn't find him by going the other route. So you must've went that route when looking for him and adding him!

there definitely has to be someone making up the questions

xpost to dan

okay I looked for him again and Akinator guessed "you", "one of your friends" and "the man you secretly love"

well you ARE thinking of him over and over again

okay I looked for him again and Akinator guessed "you", "one of your friends" and "the man you secretly love"

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:44 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well you ARE thinking of him over and over again

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:44 (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Has the person you are thinking of ever shaved their head?

Has the person you are thinking of ever shaved YOUR head?

I have to admit that, were my given names Eldrick Tont, I too might try to fill the fathomless hole in my soul with a never ending assmbly line of skank poontang.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, December 11, 2009 5:02 PM

looool

OK this is Excelsior w/in Excelsior but TONT is a Thai name that just happens to also mean 'idiot' in Swedish.

huge lols at the swedish embassy in bangkok

looool

s1ocki with the 3

http://i49.tinypic.com/i44abl.gif

― big darn deal (Z S), Friday, December 11, 2009 6:49 PM

ha omg

whoa

z_s ilu

the rock band Gay Dad formed in my hood

― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, December 13, 2009 7:41 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Why didn't you stop them?

― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Sunday, December 13, 2009 7:43 AM Bookmark

Classic yuks.

I'm holding out for animals narrating stories of biting people.

"So the guy is trying to lie totally still while I eat his leg, and I'm, like, really? This doesn't hurt? The antelope go fucking nuts when I even get near them and you're totally cool with me eating your leg. Right. Fucking higher primates always fighting the physicality. What? Yeah, I let him live. I let him live. No reason. It was totally my decision, though."

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, December 13, 2009 12:04 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1334/fgorillalolm70e544epg7.jpg

I wouldn't normally laugh at a news story about a 73 year old man being assaulted, but hey I can make the occasional exception

― The people of Ork are marching upon us (Matt #2), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:10 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

vicarious herpes

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, December 13, 2009 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
eye herpes

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, December 13, 2009 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i, herpes

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, December 13, 2009 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
iHerpes

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, December 13, 2009 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...seems superhuman to me. she might be the lance armstrong of childbearing.

― harbl, Monday, December 14, 2009 1:14 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Does she have a lot of competition in this arena?

― mascara and ties (Abbott), Monday, December 14, 2009 1:20 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shub-niggurath

― ^_^ (_² ÷_X +_- (Lamp), Monday, December 14, 2009 1:22 AM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark

A+ exchange, good work all around!!!

lololol

A+ exchange, good work all around!!!

Agreed, ia!n

yeah i dont know where the re-election thing is coming from j0hn is that something your irl friends say or what

― max, Monday, December 14, 2009 1:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

irl friends?

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Monday, December 14, 2009 1:21 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think this is just more arguments for the introduction of video technology in marriage?

― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Monday, 14 December 2009 18:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think it's pretty much established that he crossed the line.

― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Monday, 14 December 2009 18:04

kind of a LOL/t-bomb hybrid, from fake rip lieberman thread:

You people are sick.

― US EEL (u s steel), Monday, December 14, 2009 7:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we need healthcare

― should i lol or ;_; (Hunt3r), Monday, December 14, 2009 7:26 PM (58 minutes ago)

there's a similarly troubling vein in american fixation on celtic lore and heritage. as a kid i was super into scottish history and robert the bruce and all that, and so i thought it would be cool about 10 years ago to go to something called the highland games in north carolina. and it was kinda cool, lots of music and celtic face painting and bonfires and drinking songs and so forth. but on arriving it was very hard to overlook the of white-power tattoos and t-shirts that were scattered widely through the crowd. gathering of the clans felt a little like gathering of the klan.

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Compare Confederate flag with Scottish flag. Ku Klux Klan was set up by "Scots" anyway?

― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you get any group of 5000 white people gathering on a hillside in new england celebrating being white theyre' gonna be some bad apples i guess

― Karen Tregaskin, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

god hate all you like but sometimes there's nothing like a good ILTMI pile-on

xiu xiu pets

Did you know you were going to shoot
off the top of a Cabbage Patch Kid
And look across her cabbage down into her seams
And see into her stuffing

― wonky funky flame (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:19 PM

So ... is our solution to female directors: Become black male musicians?

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 11:37 PM (Yesterday)

omg lol @ "xiu xiu pets"

ILTMI pile-on

so transparent that you did this on purpose

adjusted for inflation and the decline of our civilization, Pulp Fiction is still QT's highest domestic-grossing film.

― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 8:22 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Okay, I've figured out that Morbs must actually be Roger Avary, but I haven't figured out how he's still posting from jail.

I fucking love Chris but he's a disaster area. In August he had his ankle shattered (not broken, shattered) playing 5-a-side for the police, and while he was on the floor waiting for the paramedics, a bird shat on his head. Or a bee stung him on the face. One or the other. I forget.

― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 7:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I called Titanic a Diet Coke movie in that I spent 3.5 hours watching it totally enthralled and left the movie theater raving about how great it was, but as I remembered scenes they became more and more irritating until, within an hour and a half, I pretty much hated the entire thing. It's almost as if the movie was designed to be watched but not remembered.

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 10:12 AM (2 minutes ago)

the whole sinking sequence is pretty rad imo

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 10:13 AM (1 minute ago)

and by that i mean the feeling u get when u realize u just praised titanic in print

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago)

People rave about how great Diet Coke is?

It goes down easy but when it repeats on you it's horrible?

I know it doesn't make much sense

I need to try this Diet Coke!

also in Boston, people do actually rave about Diet Coke as if it was something that was not only fit for human consumption, but actually better-tasting than regular Coke

I caught myself doing the same thing about Caffeine-free Mountain Dew a few times. With the phrase, "No, really!"

poor eastern euros watching michael jordan, tryina escape milosevic

*ak-47s in background* someday i will be like mike!

*berlin wall falls*

*peja shoots 3s, scores, loses to lakers*

― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:47 PM

There are readings of Wuthering Heights that argue that Heathcliff is black, hence the forbiddenness of his relationship with Cathy.

― You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There are readings of Wuthering Heights that argue that Heathcliff is an orange cat, hence the forbiddenness of his relationship with Cathy.

― just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ack! (repeating the following post from that thread)

also in Boston, people do actually rave about Diet Coke as if it was something that was not only fit for human consumption, but actually better-tasting than regular Coke

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:21 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

PEOPLE IN BOSTON SPEAK THE TRUTH.

<3 diet coke.. diet pepsi is the real vile concoction.

i <3 diet coke too though i get a bit paranoid about looking like a skinny dieting minny when i drink it in public.

hehe being a lardass i don't have that prob thank jesus

UR MAD, E-CAT

<3 diet coke.. diet pepsi is the real vile concoction.

wut

no

uh, yes

i will go to war over this btw

i will die for a multinational corporation's product. i will die for you, diet coke.

i won't get nekkid for ya though.

i mean, i love ya brah, just not in that way.

uh how about they are both bilge water

I dunno, diet pepsi at least feels...related...to pepsi. diet coke is just...aspartame flavored sparkling water that tastes absolutely nothing like regular coke.

I was gonna say. (xp)

also...diet dr. pepper = the real winner

on that we can both agree

I'm OK with diet Dr. Pepper but Diet Coke is where it's at - sorry. In fact I am currently swigging the stuff straight from a 2L bottle. Classy, I know. I can't stomach regular coke. It feels like I'm pouring pure corn syrup down my throat and my mouth feels weirdly coated afterward. I will drink D Pepsi in a pich but don't like it nearly as much.

all soft drinks are a fucked up plot to turn us all into doughboys...EXCEPT FOR PEACH SLICE

mookie - lol :D

I've never even heard of peach slice! Probably true of soft drinks but I don't care because they're awesome.

I blame Dan for his soda comment sundering the formerly calm peace of ILX.

x-post

the problem with diet pepsi is that it tastes like really bad pepsi (and i'm not a big pepsi fan to begin with.) diet coke isn't even trying to pose as regular coke. it has its own distinct aspartame-y flavor.

pepsi max <3

more people have been killed in the name of soda than all the religious wars put together

anyone remember the cola wars of the 80's?

billy joel does

pepsi ad with Charles, Ray/what else do i have to say

pepsico almost managed to incinerate michael jackson way back when -- it's no wonder why he was so paranoid

I will also by the following in bulk whenever I happen to find it which isn't very often:

http://www.kynanantos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tab_soda.jpg

by = buy - obv.

pepsico almost managed to incinerate michael jackson way back when -- it's no wonder why he was so paranoid

― WmC, Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:17 AM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

they got closer than the CIA ever did to Castro

btw we all know about Nixon and Pepsi

mix the word P-E-P-S-I around, what do you get? P-I-P-E-S

as in OIL PIPES, MAYBE?

pepsi jim <3

lool

hahahaha

refreshing sound of jim

don't even get me started on the soda/pop thing

Hmmmm. Yr from Pittsburgh which means you probably call it pop which, in turn, means that UR R RONG.

i think hastings has my back here

itt a strange beverage rankles ilx

uh how about they are both bilge water

ftw

Anything with aspartame in it tastes like licking some strange toxic metal to me, during and for hours afterwards. It doesn't even taste sweet, really. Just... wrong. I have learned the hard way that anything in the supermarket that is "lowfat" is ok, but anything that is "light" is pure awful, and I have to throw it away.

more people have been killed in the name of soda than all the religious wars put together

anyone remember the cola wars of the 80's?

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:14 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
billy joel does

― blarinet (electricsound), Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:15 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
pepsi ad with Charles, Ray/what else do i have to say

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Thursday, December 17, 2009 4:16 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok i know this is old school but i just spit water on my keyb

Hoos saves thread from itself

It sounds like the Pepperidge Farms ads gone wrong.

I used to have a 2-CD set called "Uh Huh - The Best Of Ray Charles" which I referred to as the "Pepsi owns my ass collection". But it was fucking great. I wish I still had it.

bet your friends loved that joke every time you told it

I try not to repeat the same joke in front of the same people. It's lame.

if pepsi owns your ass collection it's not strictly speaking your ass collection at all, is it. i don't like your chances of ever getting it back.

sometimes i just don't even know what anyone is talking about around here

estela's zings are like the new coke, they'll be around forever

lol kenan i <3 you but if there's one poster who'd even consider making plaster-casts of conquests' posteriors and mounting them on shields

Family crests, I'm thinking

not gonna gis 'mounted ass'

new career for LJ: ass mounter

yes, come to america lj

LJ is surmounter??

big game huntin
louwee ain't frontin

nah, that would be $50 extra

soda = http://blogs.shapeupclub.com/airysmindfitnessblog/files/2009/10/6a010536177365970c0115713212ac970c-800wi.jpg

/autumn almanac

xxp - finally, something LJ could do for remuneration!

why is soda gin and tonic?

twice i have asked for g&t in the u.s. and received gin and soda (which, incidentally, is not a real drink and is repulsive)

take it to another thread!!

haha

Jesus what kind of disgusting savage wd drink gin & soda?

barmen in a british theme pub in monterey (haha) and in LAX (haha)

In re: Up:

--

Just saw this movie for the first time and man, the little kid fucking RUINS this movie. He is so much worse than Jar Jar Binks.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 8:11 PM (Yesterday)

I think you guys know what to do here.

― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 8:25 PM (Yesterday)

Yeah hilarious

you're an idiot

it's sad for the kids sure but at least they're not starving and probably have many more people looking after them than many children in whichever country with two married parents.

― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:44 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)

for a second there, I assumed that these were the names of his kids

― I regret choosing this bland user name (peter in montreal), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:47 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that "g&t made with soda water" error even appears in the so-called Dictionary of Drink. horror.

that is flat-out stupid

vodka & coke: a measure of vodka in a glass of ice, top with fanta and a slice of cheese

Do we have an ipecac thread?

Oh that'd be laughs a plenty

Gin and soda and lime is a gin rickey and it is delicious.

Ipecac!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU

i had an ipecac experience in college that was amongst the high points in the list of fucked up things i've ever done

do tell

o man it's really more of an in person over beers conversation piece than the kind of thing you want to write up on the internet
raincheck

forks is really trying to get whiney on the rape couch

I used it once to get out of handing in a paper in high school. I took like a double dose and still had a really delayed reaction, to the point where I was in the car with my sister on the way to school, then suddenly just gestured to her to pull over, leaned out the door and threw up for about 10 minutes.

Ipecac is the most onomatopoeic emetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU&feature=related

after that fam guy clip started circulating i was kind of sad there wasn;t an uptick in ipecac-related youtubes

if you're not part of the solution...

it is totally juvenile but that Family Guy scene is like one of my top-ten all-time favorite television scenes

London just spat out its dinner. >_<

― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, December 17, 2009 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sheep's heart, liver, and lungs all over the keyboard

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, December 17, 2009 7:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine

^most of the next 20, 25 posts from this one on

classic pile-on, disappointed my own reference to bill magill's finest hour went without addition

like sonia o sullivan, it's not pretty but it's a runner

omg that cocaine thread. and then the part about the bear

is avatar the most unabashedly liberal big budget sci-fi action flick of all time, or did i miss the point?

― richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, December 18, 2009 5:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya in a sense, i guess, though it is basically a "let's save the community center from the mean developer" movie and that's not really a huge breakthrough iirc

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Friday, December 18, 2009 5:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is our time down here

― ice cr?m, Friday, December 18, 2009 5:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

throwing up all over north hollywood

Holidays: THE TOP 100 FILMS OF THE OUGHTS NOMINATION + DISCUSSION THRED

http://www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/karmaisabitch1.jpg

"your dick sucking list" lol

also, which thread?

:)

tagging their names was hardcore

poor girl that sucks

Wrath of women, etc...

poor girl that sucks

― max, Friday, December 18, 2009 5:39 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think u mean "who" not "that"

half a bit of common sense would've had her just be like "uh, you made that up, it's not mine" but to scream "TAKE THAT DOWN" is damning

it also invites the "i've seen a few pixels in my time" argument

Brett's gotta be pissed.

Deadline: 4/2010

??

her brother seems like a pretty big asshole. over some beers??? very un-dude

hmm, now that you put it that way, does seem like a bit of a dick move

fake imo

the judges from lolfbmoments guarantee that results are real

from their site: "a fake lol is not a lol, and we stand by our web address"

Brain HOLY SHIT (I have to run and get a haricut!)

Or Brian, that is.

is 1. adrian cankles?

v-card?

Nice to see that Katie had a good ol' fashioned Titty Bang lined up for #4.

Russel's stock certainly went up.

I had to look up v-card (it's been so many, many years since it was even an issue): She would have been willing to cancel their virginity.

Jacob isn't coming out of this looking all that hot, btw.

lol! i had to look it up to

Katie, I can help you with your a-card any time. Gimme a holla. OMGLMAOKBYTHX

you leave Katie's areola's alone

Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods into the bathroom, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.

From the below the waist, the dude looked like John Holmes.

His cock was oddly long. It was also absurdly broad. His balls were busting out of pants.

For the first time, he wasn't just better than everyone else, he was also bigger. He looked not like a technician lining up a tee shot, but a slugger getting loose for batting practice.

He looked weird. He looked stuffed. He looked dirty.

I confided it, but never wrote it, because who would believe it?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, December 18, 2009 7:21 PM (16 minutes ago)

hahaha

i honestly thought it meant "get a valentine's day card for"

man, you guys are old!

i still snicker a little bit when i export entries from Address Book, yeesh

What won't you eat on moral, ethical or environmental grounds?

I won't touch a woman.

― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The RATM campaign is very much a rockist movement. It's a protest in favour of "authentic" "rebellious" music and against "manufactured" "inauthentic" music.

― kuriousoranj, Monday, December 21, 2009 1:39 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

man, i sure hope john kerry wins the presidency! how about this second series of 'peep show', huh.

― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Monday, 21 December 2009 09:53 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok, some more additions from my sorting list...

The 11th Hour - Burden of Grief
Divinity - The Singularity
Edema - Default
In Tormentata Quiete - Teatroelementale
Infinite Tales - Only the Beginning
Instant Suppression - Domain.Nation
Karlahan - A Portrait of Life
Lye by Mistake - Fea Jur
Miserere Luminis - Miserere Luminis
The Morningside - Moving Crosscurrent of Time
Resonance Room - Unspoken
The Spektrum - Daemonicus Awakening
Strigampire - Where Torments Drown
YOGA - Megafauna

― djmartian, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:57 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Echoes of Yul - Echoes of Yul

― djmartian, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:58 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quick add another 50 records nobody has heard!

― scott seward, Monday, 21 December 2009 15:00 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So that's how he does it!

Well I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Shit in a bag, light it on fire
open the door, there's a bag on fire
and i won't stop rocking til I retire

― da croupier, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:58 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a+++++++

haha what the hell

it is true that most people whose talent dips turn out to be under an ICP inflicted curse - famously, Wordsworth's entire late output got shot down by the clown

― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Monday, 21 December 2009 23:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, I never really got this - supposing you could divide it up, how much use is half a vest? Or a third etc.

― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 12:49 PM (9 minutes ago)

you sell it on ebay

INRI * COLLECTIBLE JESUS OF NAZARETH UNDERGARMENT * SEAMLESS RARE LQQK

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 12:57 PM (46 seconds ago)

I'm not sure it's HILARIOUS, but it's awesome, so

My roommate and I yell that at each other a lot. Last week I yelled "FUCK YOU!" and she replied "FUCK YOU FIRST!" I was really at a loss for words.

― Maria, Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I loved that too!

No Cuntery for Old Men

cuntery matters obv

it's hard to live in the cuntree

dude if yr not careful i will actually only post about the fall for the rest of the decade (actually possible)

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/john-lydon-butter-ad-20081001-154850.jpg
C**try Life

the wireless network at my house is "cuntry home."

gaahhhh:

T**** B***** Unfortunately, 97% of Facebook users won't repost this. When Jesus died on the cross He was thinking of you. If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for Him, just repost this. I'm one of the 3%

― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 24 December 2009 03:58 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nothing like some good ol made up statistics to really drive home yr self-righteousness

― max, Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:04 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actually that comes from a survey jesus did

― j/k and the fa™an (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:06 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

100% otm

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesus christ our surveyor

― happy christmas your ass (electricsound), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:09 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

I get a thousand hugs from a thousand lightning bugs/I smoke the dank nugs/I shop for Persian rugs

― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Saturday, December 26, 2009 11:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

do you think cameron will point at the audience and say "i see you" during his acceptance speech?

― This part of the sentence is even dumber. (lukas), Sunday, December 27, 2009 11:51 PM (Yesterday)

that actually works really well inna british politics context hahaha

Did you double-check facebook.xls to make sure you had really been fb friends?

― mh, Monday, December 28, 2009 1:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jaymc's xlstential crisis

― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, December 28, 2009 2:24 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

i once got rid of a crude proposer by asking him agreeably if he minded waiting for a minute while i went and drained my catheter bag.

― estela, Monday, December 28, 2009 4:13 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

And I was only slightly hurt.

Just keep liquid away from your laptop. Period. Get a separate table to keep your liquid on. How many times do people make this dumb mistake and then write about it on the internet?

― US EEL (u s steel), Monday, December 28, 2009 10:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey that's some pretty helpful advice, never thought of it before

― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Monday, December 28, 2009 10:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just keep liquid away from your laptop. Period. Get a separate table to keep your liquid on. How many times do people make this dumb mistake and then write about it on the internet?

― US EEL (u s steel), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:37 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

are you trying to tell me i can't jack off while watching internet porn? cuz if so f u.

― ian, Monday, December 28, 2009 10:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You can at a separate table.

― I X Love (Abbott), Monday, December 28, 2009 11:56 PM (1 minute ago)

oh geez i didn't mean to paste those first two posts

DJ Mencap here: OK, I just saw an Avenged Sevenfold video and I need to know if my theory is correct...

I actually wish I hadn't read the fourth book now (not that it's bad, but it's decidedly unfinished which makes the gap even more frustrating). Also still suspect dude is going to die before anything else makes it into print leaving one of his sons to finish up the series.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:45 AM (11 minutes ago)

george r. r. r. martin

― who sharted?! (s1ocki), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:45 AM (10 minutes ago)

thank u for enjoying my idiotic joke :D

i have no idea what any of that means

Whiney OTM

What if you could stretch your foreskin to touch your tongue when youthful and in search of autofellatio? I guess that's not really 'in'. You will find the Suggest Ban button conveniently located after 'Bookmark'.

― so totally logged out oh wait (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahaha

self propelled

autopropellatio

From the past:

---

is future world one of those "BUT DID THEY LEARN? NO!" sequels?

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, September 1, 2004 2:12 PM (5 years ago)

i haven't seen it (it's not my poster), but it does feature a fleeing peter fonda and blythe danner. and the tag is something like "futureworld... where you can get every sensual desire fulfilled! the price: $1000 a day... and your life!"

― s1ocki, Wednesday, September 1, 2004 2:14 PM (5 years ago)

that's kind of expensive

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, September 1, 2004 2:15 PM (5 years ago)

future world from the past!

in the future u pay in lifes daamn

http://www.artfagcity.com/wordpress_core/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dubstep-333x500.gif

lol

I think the woman in that photo is the same one as:

http://www.necrosant.net/zbxe/Home/page/files/attach/images/3392/981/023/rasputin_penis.jpg

rah rah Rasputin!
Russia's greatest dubstep king!

That jpeg is a depiction of the typical ilxor marriage.

Next on Oprah: "I married a penis in a jar!"

she does look a little like ENBB

oh my.

R0bert0 Spira11i is pickled in a jar of formaldehyde?

omg lol xpost

perhaps the greatest xpost in modern memory

O_O

for fucking real

irl lols

ENPP

Free Elephant
   P3nis >

I don't think I'd look quite that blase if faced with a dick that big.

I mean he was Russia's greatest love machine but sweet jesus.

Not only does he have a Wikipedia entry...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin
...but also a separate entry for his penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis

what if you've been faced with it for an hour straight while a camera crew was trying to get the lighting right to take a picture?

What is the purpose of this thread? To answer our own questions.

Z_S winning thread of the 10's so far

Sorry, I'll rephrase that. Who is winning thread of the decade so far? Why, it could only be Z S. Where did EVIL GUIDE DOG come in the hypothetical Thread Of The 00's poll? About fifteenth. Should he keep making threads? He should never stop.

1. I will break a jumbo-sized glass bottle over my ass
2. I will leave the christmas tree up all year
3. I will never remove and recycle the subscription card(s) from a magazine before I read it
4. I will casually refer to David Karesh as "David Douche" and pretend like nothing happened
5. I will maintain an erection for at least 4 consecutive hours and not call a doctor
6. I will never post to ILX again, starting now
7. I will get drunk every single day
8. I will fake a nose bleed at work during a meeting
9. I will renew contact with the the host of Car Talk
10. I will keep my toenail and pube clippings in a jar labeled "my secret castle 2010"

― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, January 1, 2010 1:12 AM (12 hours ago)

i'm tryna make my micropenis innuendo more explicit but im stumped

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:36 (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

that dubstep mp3 jpg and the follow-up truly made me just lose everything that could resemble composure.

I'm sure someone out there is probably going to try to put together a Cobain/Nirvana movie like this one, which is also an example of 60s nostalgia in the late 80s.

http://i.allstarpics.net/images/orig/6/p/6pirvrzu903868i9.jpg

― earlnash, Sunday, January 3, 2010 3:26 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It'll be called "Rape Me".

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, January 3, 2010 3:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Remind me not to fuck your mom.

― kenan, Sunday, January 3, 2010 12:24 AM (1 hour ago)

Please remember not to fuck my mom, thanks!

― sarahel, Sunday, January 3, 2010 1:50 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*ties string around penis to remind self*

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Sunday, January 3, 2010 9:56 AM Bookmark

looooooool

A+ forks

seconded... almost makes that whole exchange worth it.

what a fantastically formed joke

what a fantastically formed joke

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 3, 2010 10:17 PM (55 minutes ago)

Ha ha!

He admires stools in the same casual manner.

[List of albums #s 100-76 in the 70s poll]

That's it so far. 25% of the list is accounted for. I have to run out and do a few things, but I'll be back with some more.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, January 5, 2010 10:47 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some things Johnny F might have run out to do:

100. take back some videos
99. put in dry cleaning
98. shift at charity shop
97. buy bagels
96. showdown with thesis supervisor
95. go to gym
94. bus-spotting
93. parkour
92. feed ducks in park
91. traffic survey
90. form human chain
89. apply for Turkish passport
88. use public library for warmth
87. new bus pass
86. give blood
85. graffiti
84. kooky photography project
83. ride boxcars
82. meet with parole supervisor
81. buy pregnancy testing kit
80. lunch alone in Ethiopian restaurant
79. amateur astronomy
78. measure tide height
77. bet on UK general election
76. fly kite

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, January 5, 2010 11:05 AM Bookmark

In (where else) the gay thread

this is in buttfuck, idaho btw
― Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P)

was that supposed to make it sound any less desirable?
― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D)

haha awesome

Some good friends of mine grew up there.

in the ass end of buttfuck

it just seems predicated on hello future girlfriend being amenable to suck cock whenever, which isn't how it should be. these results do not correlate to an active and fulfilled relationship! but the thought process - "yay women are always sucking cock! therefore yay if I have a gf she will suck my cock so much!" is flawed and kinda objectifies women

― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:03 (2 hours ago) Permalink

it's on a thread about sucking cock for fuck's sake. guy didn't fly a plane with the banner streaming over a funeral

― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:04 (2 hours ago)

The kids from the ass end of buttfuck frolic and play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZgzCqZ7QSw

..and sledging at Greenwich Park may be your reward. Would go to Primrose Hill but will be mobbed, yuck.

― keyser (suzy), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 15:10 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wear a disguise!

― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 15:13 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TMI must be a strange place.

if u want to know how many ilxors had wieners in their mouths this year its worth checking out

inflation is just economic poppage

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:02 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

buck-want

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:03 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

haaaaaaaaaaa

i mean what is the worst case scenario she is like "im not really into you" so you cool jets for a couple weeks and make it clear that youre ok with it and then she does it with yr friend and they have a lot of little babies and ask u to be the godfather and u go on trips with them sometimes with ur new wife SADE

― max, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 5:04 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

from wiki:

A former editor of The Spectator (1984-90), the Sunday Telegraph (1992-5) and The Daily Telegraph (1995-2003); he resigned from the last post to spend more time writing Margaret Thatcher's authorised biography, which will be published after her death.

cannot wait to read this book^^^^^^^

― i am not down with ppl farting on salami (stevie), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:48 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They should glue, like, four Imax screens together and make a Super Imax screen, then charge $100 a ticket. That would be very awesome, or, barring that, at least very big.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 7, 2010 12:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm it would be huge

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Thursday, January 7, 2010 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

pretty much this entire thread but esp the posts where everyone makes their own punchline lyrics

also once had a crush on the tripod hotlinking pic, would travel back in time to load again.

― Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), 07 January 2010 08:13 (Yesterday)

They don't call him Tripod for nothing, ya know.

― nickn, 07 January 2010 08:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Umm, the Togo bus was driving through a war zone. That's no reason for Premiership clubs to demand players of a totally different nationality back, given that the tournament is in a different country altogether. Calm down.

― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:25 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Why were they driving through Congo anyway?

― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:26 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

because they want Togo the other side?

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:34 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

We love you Sarah, support our bill to legalize gay marriage!"

― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 5:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

GIT THE GUBMINT OUT MY GAY MARRIAGE

― will, Thursday, January 7, 2010 5:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

hi guys meet my two moms

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 January 2010 19:54 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nice to meet u HI DERE and will

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 8 January 2010 19:59 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooooool

dammit was gonna post that but got distracted by actual work

haaaaaaaa <3

When is he finally just gonna re-make Harold & Maude? Isn't that what his whole style/career is based on?

― Nate Carson, Friday, January 1, 2010 2:01 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sure Ben Stiller could play Harold with a bit of CGI assistance.

― Nate Carson, Friday, January 1, 2010 2:02 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*slits wrists*

― I X Love (Abbott), Friday, January 1, 2010 2:11 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*covers self in gasoline, lights match*

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Friday, January 1, 2010 2:38 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*rolls eyes* *kills self*

― Underrated half-assterpiece (Matt P), Friday, January 1, 2010 2:42 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*farts*

― doomed... to fart (cankles), Friday, January 1, 2010 2:42 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

Fantastic, Mr. Fart

lollllllllll

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/jan/10/malcolm-caldwell-pol-pot-murder

Yikes, totally misread this and thought it was going to be a jaunty and counterintuitive Malcolm Gladwell piece about how to grow your business in the Internet age by studying Pol Pot's mass murder.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, January 10, 2010 9:57 AM (4 hours ago)

AHhahaha

deserves non soccerball fans seeing it:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/10/article-1242181-07D060E6000005DC-363_468x286.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/10/article-1242181-07D060D9000005DC-372_468x286.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/10/article-1242181-07D060CA000005DC-239_468x308.jpg

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 11 January 2010 13:17 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Living in a redneck, white-trash, hillbilly neighborhood - Advice?

kkvg gonna have PTSD when he sees this

kick in the ass this board needed today i reckon. (spits baccy)

is it bad etiquette to excelsior twice in a row btw

Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" has everything except, ironically, a Q.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Monday, 11 January 2010 17:04 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they don't say "by queen" at the end?

― fella, cutie (s1ocki), Monday, 11 January 2010 17:05 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

but seriously that neighborhood thread is maybe the best ilx pile-on of all time and an early 2010 TOTY contender, am laughing ass off

in retrospect, "(Please note that I'm about to go into a meeting and won't be on this thread again until later)" this might be the funniest line of the thread.

btw evan i'm not gonna ruin that thread with blubbering so i'll say it here: you are a hero

feelin sorry for dude tbh. it's bigger than him, it's bigger than all of us now and i hope he understands that

"he was bringing in all these crates of records and what looks like a gun rack but you keep wine in it"

― ke$nan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 January 2010 16:59 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

louis is there anything that you dont make needlessly complicated

― max, Monday, January 11, 2010 1:03 PM (1 hour ago)

Seriously, the first 30 seconds beat you on the fucking head with the "stagnant marriage" signifiers!

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, January 11, 2010 1:03 PM (1 hour ago)

so far we know he does it with pizza and movies

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Monday, January 11, 2010 1:04 PM (1 hour ago)

oh I should have reworded that

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Monday, January 11, 2010 1:04 PM (1 hour ago)

chomsky is probably for democracy in other spheres than the political too, and i guess at a certain level of utopian thought, everyone will agree and there will be no conflict. so within that state-of-affairs, i can see raising taxes as a joyous, life-affirming process.

― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Monday, 11 January 2010 20:47 (Yesterday) Permalink

for example, on the planet pandora, the na'avi treat tax day much as they treat weddings and births

― max, Monday, 11 January 2010 20:47 (Yesterday)

avatar has really infested this board

panboarda

shit i should be in bed

but seriously that neighborhood thread is maybe the best ilx pile-on of all time and an early 2010 TOTY contender, am laughing ass off

― Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11 attacks (acoleuthic), Monday, January 11, 2010 12:24 PM (10 hours ago)

i love how max seems to have dug out all the cards from his old LIFE board game and posted them all one by one in the beginning of that thread

songs from the 60's I love (I love a lot from the 70's too):

Not Fade Away
I Just Want To make Love To You
Little By Little
Carol
Tell Me
Can I Get A Witness
Around and Around
Time Is On My Side
It's All Over Now
Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
What A Shame
Pain In My Heart
Heart of Stone
Mona (I Need You Baby)
Little Red Rooster
Surprise, Surprise
Mercy, Mercy
The Last Time
That's How Strong My Love Is
Good Times
I'm All Right
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Play With Fire
She Said Yeah
Your Better Move On
Get Off of My Cloud
Paint It Black
Stupid Girl
Under My Thumb
19th Nervous Breakdown
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby...
Ruby Tuesday
Let's Spend The Night Together
Mother's Little Helper
She's A Rainbow
Sing This All Together (See What Happens)
Sympathy For The Devil
No Expectations
Jigsaw Puzzle
Street Fighting Man
Prodigal Son
Stray Cat Blues
Gimmie Shelter
Love In Vain
Country Honk
Live With Me
Let It Bleed
Midnight Rambler
You Got The Silver
Monkey Man
You Can't Always Get What You Want

― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:20 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So pretty much everything except "Gimme Shelter"?

― viborg, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:25 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love "Gimme Shelter"

― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:29 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Confession: seeing as Northern Irish partner and his friends aren't interested in politics chat, I get most of it from the banter on the NI music scene forum, which I thought had been strangely silent on this issue until just there now when I realised the epic 19-page thread on the front page entitled "Iris / Adultery" was not in fact promoting a two-band bill of doomtastic post-metal sounds)

― ⍨ (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:28 AM (17 seconds ago)

At this rate it will be fucking Carson Daly!

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 3:23 PM (2 minutes ago)

poor it

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 3:25 PM (1 minute ago)

atlantic monthly: is GOOGLE making us STOOPID?
Message Bookmarked
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http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200807/google

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, June 16, 2008 7:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TLDR

― s1ocki, Monday, June 16, 2008 7:58 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Little Caesar's disappeared from the area here, but is now back with a somewhat different presence. I think they specialize in those "ready to go" pizzas where you walk in, request pepperoni or whatever, and they immediately hand you a pizza.

― mh, Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:33 AM (1 minute ago)

unfortunately that pizza is a mushroom pizza and the crust is made out of saltines

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:33 AM (35 seconds ago)

also she doesn't just shoot him and go back to her business - which is how it might have been played if QT was going for the haha of "she's just not that into you dude" - there's some pensive hesitation, a quasi-tender attempt to roll him over, which is when he lets her have it.

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:46 PM (1 hour ago)

^ sorry for spoilers if you haven't seen it, also they kill hitler

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:48 PM (1 hour ago)

avatar?

I sieg heil you

me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your expensive and sophisticated google server

― I can't turn my face into a shart (dyao), Friday, January 15, 2010 10:05 AM

"he was bringing in all these crates of records and what looks like a gun rack but you keep wine in it"

― ke$nan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 January 2010 16:59 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Home Taping Is Killing Zack Morris (a hoy hoy), Monday, January 11, 2010 12:54 PM Bookmark

Whiney on that thread had a bunch of good ones.

( this thread: Living in a redneck, white-trash, hillbilly neighborhood - Advice? )

serious advice is just keep you lawn moved and mind your fuckin business

― ke$nan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 11, 2010 11:52 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and don't be like, "oh hey, you like Tim McGraw? Well I think you'd really like DRIVE BY TRUCKERS"

― ke$nan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 11, 2010 11:53 AM Bookmark

as someone who grew up in the thick of the rednecky southern burbs and moved to yuppie brooklyn, i have lots of experience and guilt issues to draw from and/or deal with

this year has brought a serious rash of babies. three born in the first three months, two more due in the summer. surely there are some more being conceived as we speak. (i'm almost 35 btw, so this is not a surprise)

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Friday, January 15, 2010 3:27 PM (1 hour ago)

i can't believe the world can expect seven babies this year!

― everybody's into weirdness right now (gbx), Friday, January 15, 2010 3:28 PM (1 hour ago)

3 + 2 = ?

Oh a few posts earlier someone had noted two of their friends were having babies.

hey tom whats your take on this google/china thing

― max, Sunday, 17 January 2010 10:00 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

does it reveal fatal flaws in the cloud computing concept

― max, Sunday, 17 January 2010 10:01 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also, i miss you

― max, Sunday, 17 January 2010 10:01 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love how max's brave facade just crumbled there

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Sunday, 17 January 2010 10:42 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Jets are pretty good.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:50 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gross they are not!

― horseshoe, Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:51 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

struck by another's australian trad-rock band

no

ne'er a truer word than one spoken in jets

http://otrsportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Jets-Fans1.jpg

Suffer-a-Jest Movement

Scott's been on fire this morning:

mickey rourke looked like he was ready for the next batman movie. no makeup needed. he's ready to go as arch-enemy Gay Cowboy Monster.

― scott seward, Monday, January 18, 2010 8:46 AM (2 minutes ago)

i went to the New Museum in New York and this Scottish artist Ruth Ewan made a whole jukebox of lefty protest songs, which was a pretty cool concept. And fun to flick around. Great piece.

http://artobserved.com/artimages/2009/04/ruth-ewan-a-jukebox-of-people-trying-to-change-the-world-2009-via-ny-art-beat.jpg

But one of the songs is some wacky "Let's Bomb Iraq" song and she credited it to Weird Al, Napster-style. I was like, "Fuck, you're 30 years old and did how much research for this and you still don't know what Weird Al is like?"

That's why you can't trust metadata

― miley stylus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (54 minutes ago)

Whiney, if that system works for you, that's cool! But many non-rock crit types, myself included, aren't downloading 10-12 albums a day. And if importing via CD or downloading via Amazon mp3 are the primary ways music ends up in your mp3 player, it only takes two seconds to double-check the metadata with Wikipedia or allmusic to make sure it's accurate, because most of the time it's going to already be fine.

― kshighway (ksh), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (54 minutes ago)

gotta say that kshighway is otm there tho - people who want to hear as much music as they can fit into their day will always, always be a pretty small percentage of the listening public, who aren't dumb sheep: they're just not obsessed/permanently engaged/still reeling from their early experiences with the power of the form. I mean I first encountered this when I was in the 6th grade geeking out on liner notes: everybody else in class liked music just fine, but there were exactly two of who gave 1/10 of a shit about producers' names and whether they also played on the record and where stuff was recorded, and both of us turned out kinda whacked

everybody else mainly just cares about some cool tunes now and then

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:27 AM (28 minutes ago)

like, by "weird al," they mean something different from what you and I might mean by "weird al" i.e. the name of an artist

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:30 AM (24 minutes ago)

that post just blew my mind

― miley stylus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:31 AM (23 minutes ago)

the universal weird al

― miley stylus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:32 AM (22 minutes ago)

from each according to his ability, to each according to what he means by "weird al"

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:34 AM (21 minutes ago)

if you see weird al on the road kill him

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:53 AM (1 minute ago)

nrq, Ken Loach is an exception on your desiccated, royals-fellating isle of the damned.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:31

royals don't take head from commoners, everyone knows that. anything with fluid involved is a strict no-no.

pretty sure he meant kansas city royals

you people dont know shit you know that

― молодых нижн&#, Monday, January 18, 2010 10:50 PM

*doesn't know shit*

*knows that*

― max, Monday, January 18, 2010 10:51 PM

I'm betting I saw a lot more than Shasta and I can verify the decade went into something of a decline after '05.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:37 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rabid fans of There Will Be Milkshake and Jack Twist, Investigative Cartoonist might disagree with me.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:21 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't forget "Prince Valiant Murders All Of Texas"

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:22 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

major lols at jack twist, investigative cartoonist

ennis del mar, homeless clown

i just can't quit you (you unsolved series of horrific murders)

ok it took a minute to get anything besides TWBMilkshakes but LOL kudos

Dan Perry evil genius

hahahahaha

oh that was even better than I expected

future generations will wonder why jjjusten began googleproofing the word metal

pretty sure that thread would be improved by extending the rule to the whole board

haha yeah, but it would be an incredible dick move to pull that on ppl who a) weren't already in on the joke and b) didn't have the power to turn it off

still that would make that thread amazing

my god...it's full of barney

remember when underground bands had unrepentant assholes in them?

- Whiney G. Weingarten

yeah, I still miss the original lineup of Parts & Labor too ;)

― scottpl, Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:08 PM (19 minutes ago)

kind of set myself up for that

woah fun fact!

did you tour with them? i saw them in the stl once.

I can't wait who get's the naming rights for the Republic first.

Walmart's United States of America!

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Thursday, January 21, 2010 3:50 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DFW OTM

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, January 21, 2010 3:51 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahaa nice

kind of set myself up for that

Haha, weren't you like P&L's third drummer, tho?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1206533&boardid=77&threadid=77546

naturally when you're making a graph about penises you're gonna get a penis shaped distribution

― dyao, Thursday, January 21, 2010 6:42 PM (2 hours ago)

the bell end curve

btw also lolling at my "Terminator: Salvation looks great!" nonsense upthread, hoo boy

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Friday, January 22, 2010 11:09 AM (22 minutes ago)

I never saw T:S - was it really "I Am Legend" with cyborgs instead of zombies?

― might seem normal (snoball), Friday, January 22, 2010 11:18 AM (12 minutes ago)

It was more like "I Am Legend" with everything interesting/sympathetic replaced with a gigantic asshole and a stick of wood.

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Friday, January 22, 2010 11:28 AM (3 minutes ago)

painfully otm

yeah, i was drummer #3, from appx sept 2004 to aug 2007

overlook the fact errors and the zing is funny

i've literally played drums twice in the last two years

hmm, let's see, a Star Trek movie starring Patrick Stewart, or a Star Trek movie starring the guy from Princess Diaries 2...you fucking shitbags, how is this even a question!?!?

― some dude, Friday, January 22, 2010 8:40 PM (25 minutes ago)

Yesterday I saw Lily Allen backstage, asked for her autograph 'for my daughter'. She reluctantly agreed. A friend whispered in my ear 'That's not Lily Allen'. She had signed her name: 'Doof'.

― moley, Saturday, 23 January 2010 10:40 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cant believe u got doof's autograph

Doof Allen <3

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that said the best exhibit was the giant metal box in the entrance hall, because barely any light gets in there, so you can basically go to the back corner and snog shamelessly as people swarm around you, unseeing. and then when your eyes become accustomed to the light you can see them, but they are still wandering forwards like romero's finest

― your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Saturday, January 23, 2010 10:04 PM (1 minute ago)

this is abt the holocaust iirc

― plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:07 PM (39 seconds ago)

two tv shows that according to him aren't good and nobody watches so how dare us discuss them. anyway 50% of his posts can be summarized as "fuck this place" so i don't know what he's even threatening.

― some dude, Sunday, 24 January 2010 21:19 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actual intercourse with ilx's servers

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Sunday, 24 January 2010 21:40 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean seriously is that my junior high boyfriend got into the hot tub time machine to play for the saints?!
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, January 25, 2010

call all destroyer: it's definitely polarizing, and, sure, a lot of people will hate it. still, my recommendation stands. one record before you die: Ys.

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

It's the record I'd play someone before I killed them, definitely.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:52 PM (10 seconds ago)

beat me to it

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242032359_haters-gonna-hate.gif

was year zero actually apatow-affiliated?

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:25 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

because that movie was a humongous turd.

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:25 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he produced it, yeah (and it's Year One, my bad).

― da croupier, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Reznor produced Year Zero, Apatow only played drums on a few tracks

― some dude, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

some dude is pretty funny

Time for the yearly bump.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

check if the roommates are home first

― Dr. Algernod Goon (some dude), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(you decide which thread)

kitty q-tips & chapped penis. i'm really classing up the joint this morning, i know.

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:29 (2 hours ago) Permalink

kitty q-tips & chapped penis

on which Sonic Youth album can I find this?

― Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:30 (2 hours ago) Permalink

it's either Herpes Street or Pusdrained Nation

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2010 16:07 (1 hour ago) Permalink

NYC Scrotes & Cauliflowers

― Not brilliant, but nice enough (lou), Friday, 29 January 2010 16:17 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Goo

― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:23 (38 minutes ago)

Dirty.

amazing

there's a solution to "girls"?

― see also cockfarmer fanbases (sic), Thursday, January 28, 2010 7:37 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes. it's called "more girls"

― hipster knight (electricsound), Thursday, January 28, 2010 7:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not "more beer"?

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, January 28, 2010 7:51 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mix and match

― hipster knight (electricsound), Thursday, January 28, 2010 7:51 PM Bookmark

the race and class stuff on the vampire thread is funny. if they were british nobody would even blink. they would just be british!

― scott seward, Monday, February 1, 2010 7:24 AM (4 minutes ago)

I still have not seen this, but it sounds great.

I know it has been said before, but it is great the way every Mel Gibson film ends with main character being sadistically killed.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, February 1, 2010 7:46 AM (2 minutes ago)

ya it was a bit shocking in "what women want" tho

― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, February 1, 2010 7:46 AM (1 minute ago)

lol

::throws up hands::

― shawty threw a shitfit sayin i'm a nitwit LOL :) LOL :) (some dude), Monday, February 1, 2010 12:03 PM

::waves them, doesn't care, exits conversation::

― shawty threw a shitfit sayin i'm a nitwit LOL :) LOL :) (some dude), Monday, February 1, 2010 12:04 PM

that xx track has to have the highest per-vote vag so far

― wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Monday, February 1, 2010 2:31 PM

uhhhhhhhh *avg*

― wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Monday, February 1, 2010 2:31 PM

Hahahah

"Horchata" has no flow for me. It stops too often to let the mediocre vocals in. I don't care what they're singing about. If I want provocative ideas, I'll just pull out the old library card.

― nicky lo-fi, Monday, February 1, 2010 6:25 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when i want provocative ideas i fire up the browser and head to ilm

― max, Monday, February 1, 2010 6:26 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also thanks to whichever of you wags who came up with "ratface taylor swift" cuz I can't look at her w/o thinking of that now

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, February 1, 2010 1:04 PM (45 minutes ago)

was a character in a damon runyon story iirc

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, February 1, 2010 1:21 PM (29 minutes ago)

lol @ highest per-vote vag so far

The best version of Raw Power was recorded by me in 1990 onto a TDK cassette with the levels a little too loud. For optimum audio performance, this recording should be played on one of those big yellow "sports" walkmans and heard through headphones held together with duct tape. Audiophiles are advised to wear an oversized army surplus jacket and a bad haircut while nervously smoking cigarettes outside the library of a small liberal arts college.

― Brio, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 9:03 AM (6 minutes ago)

ha ha.

The inventiveness of her music isn't her voice, it's her craft - the songwriting, sense of movement and melody, and her way with words. very few albums of the last album flowed so naturally through so many gorgeous melodies as 'Ys'.

― abcfsk, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 12:03 PM (2 minutes ago)

It's kind of hard to appreciate the gorgeous melodies when they're being song by someone who sounds like a goose being put through a garlic press.

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 12:06 PM (17 seconds ago)

haha i just came here to post that: irl lol.

Would rather live in a world with no Steve Gutenberg, even if it meant no printing press.

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 12:09 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark

What LP entered the Billboard Top 200 in 1973 and stayed there for 700+ weeks? Apparently this isn't universal knowlege among ppl under 40.

Dark Side of the Moon?

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), 16 December 2009 14:13 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ding Ding Ding!

― Lord Soto Odin (James Redd and the Blecchs), 16 December 2009 14:18 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, never heard of that... I thought it was Dark Side of the Moon?

― Tuomas, 16 December 2009 14:20 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING ANY MORE

― Never in, Kuyt (aldo), 16 December 2009 14:23 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ding Ding Ding!

― Tuomas, 16 December 2009 16:00 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ding Ding Ding is the new pwned.

I preferred Ding-Ding-a-Dong.

Like a goose through a garlic press! I am going to say this SO MUCH.

I prefer making goose zest w/my microplane. The sound is far more agreeable, too.

only if you kill them first

Has anyone eaten at Greg Norton's restaurant?

― dr. phil, Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:30 AM (6 minutes ago)

I recommend the bass.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:33 AM (3 minutes ago)

hahahaha

superb

our section just got a mail about 'biodiversity awareness' training and lady next to me has started bitching about 'them' learning 'our ways' when they come to our country etc.

i haven't the heart, tbh.

― tired of my old display name (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 1:30 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my job occasionally entails sending out mailings about biodiversity awareness training, so I'm glad that I am possibly facilitating incidents such as that one.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 1:51 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe, in fairness, i'm underestimating her and she is talking about foreign plants coming in and stealing our jobs.

― tired of my old display name (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 2:04 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a foreign plant could write an email about biodiversity awareness as well as anyone imo

I'd rather work with a large fern sometimes, I must admit.

I use to think I was a sick fuck but this thread is like sick fuck delta force

― I can't turn my face into a shart (dyao), Friday, January 15, 2010 3:59 AM (3 weeks ago)

hahaha what is that from?

Wow, I was a real hot-head six years ago! (Guess the Voice job stressed me out.)

― xhuxk, Saturday, February 6, 2010 7:13 AM (54 minutes ago)

i think ilm was more hot-headed in general six years. at this point you and shakey mo and amateurist are probably ready to go in on a vacation time-share together.

― scott seward, Saturday, February 6, 2010 7:54 AM (14 minutes ago)

We already did a (semi-)naked ILX calendar, it was posted in the "What Do You Look Like in Your Underwear?" thread. It was half-men, half-women though. I think I still have it on my computer somewhere.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 6, 2010 11:52 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^lets see it, Tuomas!

― De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Saturday, February 6, 2010 12:10 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh, never say those words

― J0rdan S., Saturday, February 6, 2010 12:36 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

I don't like coffee but I like tiramisu.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), 08 February 2010 10:20 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ rejected line from Sting's "Englishman In New York"

― might seem normal (snoball), 08 February 2010 10:42 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

That shit started with Homer iirc.

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, February 5, 2010 9:40 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fuck him and Marge too.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, February 5, 2010 9:41 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

What was that german movie where, SPOILER, this family is contemplating aborting, but they end up deciding not to, and it turns out their baby is hitler?

― Philip Nunez, Monday, February 8, 2010 10:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i believe that's the seminal german film "Our Bad"

― vincent gallogina (J0rdan S.), Monday, February 8, 2010 10:29 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

Knew that one would end up here.

haha was just coming here to post that one

this argument is taking time away from the important task of creating & maintaining credible sockpuppets

― velko, Monday, February 8, 2010 9:41 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for some of you, maybe ;-)

― kshighway (ksh), Monday, February 8, 2010 9:41 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL!!!

there should be a sequel to 'knocked up' where it turns out that seth rogen is tim tebow's father

― vincent gallogina (J0rdan S.), Monday, February 8, 2010 1:49 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

hahaha

Wrong winner.

Btw. Wakeman is what I like best about Yes. All the best Yes albums feature him on (a lot of) keyboards.

― Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, February 8, 2010 7:10 PM

Yours is a disgrace

― velko, Monday, February 8, 2010 7:17 PM

i do imagine that that famous "hotel room" scene in apocalypse now is basically how every charlie sheen day begins

― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 11:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

BATMAN, a catherine breillat film

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wouldn't that be BAT GIRL

― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Haha!

"What hath God wrought? PS I am spanking it"

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 6:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Saw her do it on Letterman last night. Not bad

― curmudgeon, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 9:11 AM

TMI

― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 9:32 AM

I think Eye from Boredoms should get some cred too for his influence A) in visual arts with his colors everywhere collages he's been doing for 20 years and B) his use of emerging technologies in ritualistic and tribal ways, which everyone from animal collective on down have been reinterpreting

― filthy dylan, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:27 AM (1 hour ago)

can i blame him for yo gabba gabba? i think i will anyway.

― scott seward, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:55 AM (39 minutes ago)

Abridged for maximum lolz:

Also, Wikipedia says the name is traditionally male, but Americans have started to give it to girls:

The name was traditionally male, though it has been in use as a girls name in the United States since at least the 1940s, when actress Alexis Smith (born Gladys Smith) began appearing in movies, and has been among the top 50 most popular names for girls in the United States since 1990. In the 2008 book 5-Star Baby Name Advisor, author Bruce Lansky writes that the girls name has the image of a "sexy and seductive knockout."[1] The increase in popularity of the name is sometimes attributed to the 1981 debut of the character Alexis Colby on the American television series Dynasty. A 1978 movie, Ice Castles, featured as the main character a blind figure skater named Alexis "Lexie" Winston.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:00 AM

Tuomas looked it up! Tuomas looked it up! Tuomas looked it up!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, February 11, 2010 3:10 AM

* world ends *

― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, February 11, 2010 3:23 AM

A+ LOL

YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND... I'M TELLING EVERYBODY!!!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, February 11, 2010 3:57 PM

i have a new theory, the less you know about internet memes and pop culture dreck like JERSEY SHORE, the cooler you are

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:53 AM Bookmark

Accepting memberships now, you get yr picture taken with me!

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

morbs you are even worse cause not only do you not know about shit but you want to talk about it

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o rlly

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't make me whip out the eternal question

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:31 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is the eternal question longer than 6 inches?

― sarahel, Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:38 AM Bookmark

jesus i don't know what's worse like

OMG THIS JAZZY TECHNO JACKOFF IS MAKING DISGUSTING "MUSIC" OUT OF ANIMAL DEATH

or

STFU AND TAKE A HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR BACON HITLERS!

?

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:19 PM (5 minutes ago)

lol @ BACON HITLERS

― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:20 PM (4 minutes ago)

who wants to start a band with me

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:21 PM (3 minutes ago)

Bacon Hitler & the Luftwaffles

― I'm afraid we're dealing with Garth Crooks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:22 PM (2 minutes ago)

^ Your stage name could be Klaus Barbie Que

xp

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, February 11, 2010 2:23 PM (1 minute ago)

ow!

the doors have one good song and that is Peacefrog the rest is just awful

i lol'd so hard at that particular choice as the only doors song worth a shit

i am a complicated man

a complicated, crazy man

hey it's kinda my favorite doors song too

although I guess I shouldn't really talk because this is my favorite Doors song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5B28w51ygQ

are these ppl's peace frog love a saccharine trust tribute

crazy peace frog

peace frog is kinda ace and was used well on that one episode of entourage. my gf loves that song from her days dancing all weekend at 60s clubs and hates all other doors stuff. i like a lot of doors stuff but with reservations (morrison clearly an asshole, possibly their weak link, great pipes tho)

me too but this is bcz of that 3rd Bass remix by CJ Mackintosh & Dave Dorrell that I heard once on the radio in 1989 and called the request show to ask to hear it again but they never played it :(

pretend I posted hey it's kinda my favorite doors song too before that

why is wyclef yodeling

what is going on

― birdman mumia (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 12, 2010 9:22 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

disgusted at anybody singling a Doors song out for praise

http://i46.tinypic.com/vgtsu1.gif

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Friday, February 12, 2010 8:23 PM (1 minute ago)

When I make a toast, regardless of the situation, I toast only to "life, the greatest gift of all." It never fails that someone will come up to me later and say he was greatly moved by the sentiment.

― Aaron A., Friday, 24 June 2005 13:55 (4 years ago) Bookmark

login to facebook wtffffffffff oh wait wau this worked awesome thanks i logged into facebook lol

― facebook login, Friday, February 12, 2010 7:01 PM

All along the Internet,
Perverts kept the view,
While all the women came and went —
Pressing F9 while saying "ew!".
Outside in the cold distance,
Some frat boys did growl.
Two cheerleaders were approaching, and
someone removed his towel.

― might seem normal (snoball), Friday, February 12, 2010 6:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I can think of another Best Director candidate who takes the prize for annoying

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:01 AM (3 hours ago)

Oh do go on, please.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:31 AM (3 hours ago)

didn't think it was bad or anything but what's the big deal about 'the prophet'?

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Monday, February 15, 2010 7:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(...) soem guy told me something about the meaning of the title before i saw it but i've forgotten what.

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Monday, February 15, 2010 8:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it means that you never can quite tell when you should pronounce the "t" at the ends of french words

― Tracer Hand, Monday, February 15, 2010 8:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

POLTERGAY
POLTERGAY
POLTERGAY

― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Monday, February 15, 2010 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/breakdance_cat_punt.gif

i sometimes wonder if i'm a sock

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 8:39 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my sock has wondered that too

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 8:40 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the soxth sense

― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 8:40 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

The doctor in question, Dr. Steven Laureys, now admits the man in the coma isn't actually able to communicate.

Still maintains the patient in question is "minimally conscious", not vegetative, but that communication is impossible so far due to paralysis ("locked in" state). Note that his consciousness, whatever it is, must be far more impaired than the world's most famous "locked in" patient, Jean-Dominique Bauby, who dictated The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by blinking.

― Cricket riding a tumbleweed (Plasmon), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:27 PM

Worst 'Weekend At Bernie's' yet.

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:51 PM

Damn just came here to post that one!

i remember missing the ending of josie & the pussycats at a screening because i was desperate to pee, and kept thinking "the movie's sure to end any second now" and then after a number of false endings i just got up and went, thinking, "no way it could end between now and end of pee-break" and well you know what happened next

― Mouth Man - The Original In Animated Apparel (stevie), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:50 AM (6 minutes ago)

You pissed on the seat.

― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:53 AM

everytime i leave the house strap a boom box to by back and then crank up "Walk" by Pantera on repeat. keeps the riff raff away IMO

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:00 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess i see your point pete im just not sure why tarantino has a moral obligation--or to whom or to what he is obliged

― max, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

see that's where it gets messy... whose yardstick is an artist supposed to measure the morality of his works against?

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean besides dr morbius'

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not a yardstick

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT'S A SPACE STATION

― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this thread could be fun unless someone decides to take it seriously. then we would be in trouble. don't do it, (nabisco).

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:04 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wow! sorry for writing your name. i didn't know...

luv ya!

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:05 (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
let's see what happens if i write my name and post it.

(fatty)

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hey!

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, on balance it seems that being rich is pretty fucking awesome except maybe around tax time

― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, February 18, 2010

if i was chillin' on a yacht right now i wouldn't have any problems except maybe running out of limes for my corona and getting up to hit repeat when "you can call me al" was over

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, February 18, 2010

he listed a piano as a business expense for his freelance engineering job?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:02 PM

yeah, the guy just kept fucking around in a really stupid manner with money and taxes and kept getting caught, and kept blaming everyone else. sure, the catholic church is corrupt, but no you can't have a piano as a business asset, nimrod.

― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:04 PM

::cancels new piano order::

― call all destroyer, Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:05 PM

im assuming that his wifes undisclosed income was prob as a piano teacher?

ok given, i am prob giving the dude too much credit here, but that at least makes some tiny amount of sense

― Mantservant Basketballe (jjjusten), Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:06 PM

which leads me to guess that during the audit there was some great moment like:

"uh you cant claim a piano as a business expense."

"but my wife teaches piano"

"uh but your wife doesnt have any claimed income"

"oh hey what is that behind you? is that jennifer aniston?" *makes mad dash for door*

― Mantservant Basketballe (jjjusten), Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:09 PM

So I'm listening to his podcast about the whole Southwest incident and the only thing I have to say is that an ilxor must work for Southwest.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, February 19, 2010 8:09 AM (7 minutes ago)

explain?

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, February 19, 2010 8:10 AM (6 minutes ago)

he was in seat 51

― poll smoker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 19, 2010 8:13 AM (4 minutes ago)

i had genesis AND turbografx

― f1ocki (s1ocki), Thursday, February 18, 2010 10:46 PM (Yesterday)

thank u bar mitzvah

― f1ocki (s1ocki), Thursday, February 18, 2010 10:46 PM (Yesterday)

I prolly mentioned this before on ilx, but the closest I've ever come to dying was nearly drowning in kenny loggins' pool when I was in 2nd grade. it was at his kid's birthday party.

when me and my brother were getting put on an ambulance and everyone else at the party was huddled around us, kenny loggins decided to go for a hike.

― iatee, Monday, February 22, 2010 2:16 PM (34 minutes ago)

also dan fogelberg is secretly awesome

― iatee, Monday, February 22, 2010 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago)

he didn't save me from drowning or anything, he just has some good songs

― iatee, Monday, February 22, 2010 2:17 PM (32 minutes ago)

dude should invite kenny loggings to his next karaoke jam and sing "in the air tonight" to him

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/Canadaresponds.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Monday, February 22, 2010 6:15 PM

Oh snap.

yeah fuck a gold medal my spleen is ruptured

"Wendy Not Walter" <- didn't a prominent ILX0r get sued for this kind of thing? I call bullshit.

― There's Always Been A Dance Element To (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:52 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on what?

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:52 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On that song title, duh.

― There's Always Been A Dance Element To (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:54 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Song title not bullshit.

― gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:11 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have no idea what the lawsuit stuff means

― ¬_¬ (Alan N), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:16 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

momus got sued for a song about wendy carlos

― max, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who was born walter carlos

― max, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah, had never heard that

― ¬_¬ (Alan N), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:22 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that why the eyepatch

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:32 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eye for an eye

― ¬_¬ (Alan N), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:37 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eye for a penis morelike.

― Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:47 AM Bookmark

HOLY SHIT Sven Kramer fucks up mightily in his head and forgets to go into outer lane on the exchange side on the 10000, his time well ahead of Lee! This is a MAJOR skating anecdote for the ages.

― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 1:48 PM (29 minutes ago)

... huh

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 1:50 PM (27 minutes ago)

he only vocal stylings I have a problem with are the laddish affectations of British indie frontmen who throw in 'oh-oh-oh-ohhh' or 'yeeeeah' every other breath, in order to fill the space where a cutting lyrical sentiment could be, and doubtless to bolster the most thinly-veiled empty-head-onism youth, minor fame and a recording contract can buy. it is akin to watching a rapist pluck a dandelion for his next victim

― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 9:55 AM (51 seconds ago)

i wonder what kind of monster you will be at 40

― thomp, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 9:55 AM (6 seconds ago)

"empty-head-onism youth"

clever wording cheers

amazing

i mean both posts are amazing in their own ways

holy shit, what thread is that on? (btw it's the producer's job to point out where a cutting lyrical sentiment would be better than "yeahhhh")

Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me

what did Moz mean by "La La La La Interesting Drug"?

― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:47 PM

http://www.allfunny.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/surflower-dog.png

― Moka, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:49 PM

when/why did this stuff start? i mean, i can't imagine businessmen in the 19th century talked like this.

― J.D., Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let us acquisitione that spende

― max, Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:18 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In re: Zoolander:

---

i love that the "losers" are the once that don't love a preening will ferrell and instantly dated LOL FASHION jokes in a movie aimed at 16 year olds, but ok. i really feel like the loser in this scenario

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 AM (42 minutes ago)

are you okay with feeling like a loser for misspelling "ones"?

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:31 AM (15 minutes ago)

:(

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:32 AM (14 minutes ago)

I heard they opened up a school to help people like that

― iatee, Friday, February 26, 2010 8:32 AM (13 minutes ago)

in general, I think eating and drinking is more of a sports value than smoking and drinking alcohol, so I can see where they're coming from

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:37 AM (16 minutes ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47378000/jpg/_47378009_008844338-2.jpg

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:38 AM (15 minutes ago)

^^^ otm

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:38 AM (15 minutes ago)

eating and drinking what? mcdonald's and coke??

― call all destroyer, Friday, February 26, 2010 8:39 AM (14 minutes ago)

spicy club sauce

― Mr. Que, Friday, February 26, 2010 8:40 AM (13 minutes ago)

eating Coke and drinking McDonalds

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:41 AM (13 minutes ago)

thank you for reminding me of the time my friend liquefied steak

― call all destroyer, Friday, February 26, 2010 8:41 AM (12 minutes ago)

Why do people call their router "STAY THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET YOU FREETARDS"? Can they not just put a pword on it like any normal person?
― NotEnough, Friday, February 26, 2010 5:05 PM

no they can't, which is why you should immediately get on their routers and start downloading truckloads of porn
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE),

"truckloads of porn" will never not make me laff.

how about "loads of trucker porn"?

will never not make me barf.

i got a great big convooooy

Is that a big 10-4 in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

HGVag

It is a late Friday afternoon and I am down with the cheap laughs:

---

omg the finns are getting SLAUGHTERED out here

― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:29 PM (1 hour ago)

the hell is going on

― hard out here for a shrimp (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:29 PM (1 hour ago)

its the all-star weekend, americans are doing their breakaway contest rite now

― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:30 PM (1 hour ago)

rip finns

― call all destroyer, Friday, February 26, 2010 12:31 PM (1 hour ago)

v. sorry tuomas

― mookieproof, Friday, February 26, 2010 12:42 PM (52 minutes ago)

rip tuomas

― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:50 PM (44 minutes ago)

heaven needed its babies creeped out and its google unused

― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:50 PM (44 minutes ago)

did someone arrest him

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:52 PM (42 minutes ago)

yeah he was drinkin with that underage girl and asking the ioc what molson was

― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Friday, February 26, 2010 12:55 PM (39 minutes ago)

I'm sorry, there must be some misunderstanding. could you please direct me to the nearest Suomen kansainvälinen comfort asemalta?

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Friday, February 26, 2010 1:00 PM (34 minutes ago)

sid vicious wore a swastika
kurt cobain wore the k records logo

both the nazis and beat happening were bad

― Brio, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:07 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Re the healthcare reform summit:

Apparently a lot of people who've never been interested in Japan have referred to this meting as 'kabuki theatre' and you'll be unsurprised to find they're from the party of Noh.

― barack hussein chalayan (suzy), Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:22 AM Bookmark

you guys i'm really sorry about that closing ceremony. i'm canadian and i haven't seen or heard simple plan or k-os in three years, and i've never even heard of that french metal-pop group who're apparently from my very own city. just watched the final half hour and i swear to god, i'm really embarrassed and am truly sorry for anyone who watched. canada is so fucking retarded sometimes, i just don't get it.

― samosa gibreel, Sunday, February 28, 2010 8:06 PM (7 minutes ago)

it was hilarious and obv meant for canadians.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, February 28, 2010 8:12 PM (1 minute ago)

i'm fucking trashed.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, February 28, 2010 8:12 PM (1 minute ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, February 28, 2010 8:13 PM

suzy's is totally amazing

has anybody else ever noticed that the tetragrammaton is a great punchline to a joke about a giant battery

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, March 1, 2010 10:47 AM (8 minutes ago)

good week @ the dispensary eh hoos

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, March 1, 2010 10:50 AM (4 minutes ago)

Already gold:

I AM STILL SO FUCKING APPALLED: Rolling Worst Songs of 2010

someone accepts my friend request after we had a good chat at a party on friday, then by the time i get round to checking their profile half an hour later they've already defriended me o_O

― stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, March 1, 2010 11:23 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like that song about living in the fast lane, by the eagles

― iiiijjjj, Monday, March 1, 2010 11:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

1930s: sound has destroyed the medium
1950s: the reaction to tv has brought about giganticism
1960s: the golden era has ended
1980s: boo hoo it isn't the 1970s
2010s: we ah doolee appointed fedural mahshuls

― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, March 1, 2010 5:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ha!

The guy I worked for was worried about hiring me bcz of my gender. "Does anyone ever say 'ice cream GIRL'? No, they always say 'ice cream man.'" But something about my willingness to be paid under the table at less than minimum wage allowed me to break the glass ceiling that has stopped so many women from selling ice cream bars throughout history.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, March 1, 2010 8:19 PM

that post fills me with deep joy.

Owl City really fucking ruining owls for me tbh

― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 4:52 AM Bookmark

Also cities imo

Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me

yes, I linked the poop joke section of the Joanna Newsom thread

"linked"

like a string of sausages

Most disgusting sausages etc

Ambassador Kipling, with these most disgusting sausages in this thread you are spoiling us!

thread of the year is over afaic

sad wanks are the best though...your tears mixing with...ah nevermind

― noted schloar (dyao), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:50

can't believe you masturbate over a picture of a naked baby on an album cover

― with 4 magical horns & 3 figures to impale! (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:52

is it wrong to masturbate in front of a picture of a naked baby on an album cover?

and what do you tip said album cover?

a dollar bill is the going rate iirc, but the baby has to swim for it

^^^