1 January 2010: Turn it upside down.
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Friday, 1 January 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
I'm going to post one here every day. I've modified my OS desktop widget to also include Robert Fripp's Guitar Craft aphorisms, so sometimes one of them will be showing up as well.
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Friday, 1 January 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
So if I see a post urging guitar players on the West Coast to utilise hallucinogens, I'll know why...
― 12 inches of (snoball), Friday, 1 January 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
I texted the following fake Oblique Strategy to a friend playing Civilization IV last week: loosen the most important knot.
It must have worked really well because he never responded.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
2 January 2010: Ghost echoes
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
3 January 2010:
Make a sudden, destructive, unpredictable action; incorporate.
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Sunday, 3 January 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
Uh, I just quit my job and talked to a lawyer about starting up a business that manufactures giant "mirror cubes". These hollow "mirror cubes" would be covered in mirrors on the interior, so that when you step inside of them and apply a light, it reflects in all directions and casts freaky infinite shadows everywhere. Also there are different colors to choose from, and a strobe light. The company will be called Infinite Mirror Cube, Inc.
Now what?
― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
this thread is going to kill. keep it up WmC
whoa dude mirror cube
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
ZS, if the mirror cubes take off, invest in epilepsy drugs and research.
Methodology for this thread: I roll percentile dice to determine whether to pick a card from the 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th editions or the GC aphorisms. I'm going to overrule the dice if they don't come up GC at least once a week.
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
4 January 2010:
Not building a wall; making a brick
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Monday, 4 January 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
classic
― moron oil (Gukbe), Monday, 4 January 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
5 January 2010:
What mistakes did you make last time?
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
6 January 2010:
What is the reality of the situation?
― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
I'm in my pajamas?
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
why do i love the logic of oblique strategies? because i am a dork
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
7 January 2010:
Sometimes God hides.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
8 January 2010:
Always the first steps
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Friday, 8 January 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
9 January 2010:
Ghost echoes
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Saturday, 9 January 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
10 January 2010:
Balance the consistency principle with the inconsistency principle.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Sunday, 10 January 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
11 January 2010:
Is there something missing?
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Monday, 11 January 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
haha oh shit
― Individualism, alcoholism, collectivism, activism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 January 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
12 January 2010:
Each part does the work of that part, and no other.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/oblique
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
13 January 2010:
Turn it upside down
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
14 january: Love to hear percussion?
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
wtf gukbe: the strategy for tomorrow is already here today?mirror cubez!
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
I'll post the one for the 14th on the 14th. I don't know wtf Gukbe's playing at.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
My original concept for this thread, about six months ago or so, was to post a Guitar Craft aphorism every day with the hope of maybe debating them, whether they're actually good life advice or relevant beyond the narrow purview of Learnin' the Gitbox the Fripp Way. But it didn't seem like a thread with legs.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
one of the dudes in my band is always talking about the league of crafty guitarists and the convoluted shit they would work on. perhaps you could pick the one with the most potential for debate and then see what happens?
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know wtf Gukbe's playing at.
like I was the only one who immediately when there
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
gukbe be ruinin your thread six months in the planning
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
this seems like English, but...?
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
now you're helpin him
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
15 january 2010:
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
posting the year makes it seem official! soz for ruining your thread.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
you didn't, conrad was concern-trolling
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
excellent! i am enjoying this, though this one has led to Gloria Estefan bouncing around my head all day.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
not real trollin just makin fun of u
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
that's cold shit conrad. suddenly the internet doesn't seem so nice anymore.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
WHOMP
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
13th January 2*1* - Tomorrow's another day.
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:33 (fifteen years ago)
wait so we turned it upside down on the first of the year, then turned it upside down again on the 13th. doesn't that mean it's rightside up now? what if i miss being upside down :(
or maybe it's like one of those glass frames with dyed sand inside, and every time you turn it upside down it creates a new pattern of sand, and it's like life because you can never recapture exactly what you once had.
you can buy those sand things at Knott's Berry Farm, or at least you could in 1993.
― Al Gore invented the internet to house the bitterness of humanity (reddening), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:37 (fifteen years ago)
14 January 2010:
Remove a restriction
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if citing the ilx oblique strategy of the day would cover me in traffic court…
― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
11 January 2010:Is there something missing, officer?
Is there something missing, officer?
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
15 January 2010:
Relaxation is necessary tension.Tension is unnecessary tension.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
16 January 2010:
Ask people to work against their better judgement.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Saturday, 16 January 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
17 January 2010:
The problem with knowing what we want is we just might get it.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might be repeating a lame old proverb.
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I really hate this one. It's from Fripp, not Eno.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
18 January 2010:
Give way to your worst impulse
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
uh oh.
― Mark G, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
My actual worse impulse, or what I currently think is the worst?
― mh, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
You gotta figure that part out yourself.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
mine would be "talk too much about self," which is my usual m.o., so...done!
― Maria, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
you need riskier impulses
― mh, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
"mh just can't help acting on Impulse" (tag line of old UK TV commercial)
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
no way I'm going near my worst impulses
― Definition of Sonned (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 January 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
well worst impulses on internet are a lot milder than worst impulses in real life
― Maria, Monday, 18 January 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
19 January 2010:
Look at the order in which you do things
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
20 January 2010:
Do the washing up
― WmC, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
21 January 2010:
The musician and audience are parents to the music.
― WmC, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
22 January 2010:
Cascades
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Friday, 22 January 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
is that another 'warm jets' ref
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 22 January 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
23 January 2010:
Use an unacceptable color
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 23 January 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
24 January 2010:
Consider different fading systems
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Sunday, 24 January 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
25 January 2010:
Get your neck massaged
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
today's strategy is so true, omgmy neck is hurtin tho
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
26 January 2010:
The future is what the present can bear.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
bummer, I forgot yesterday
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
28 January 2010:
Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
Might as well say "apparent importance", he needs to specify if it's most or least important first.
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, January 28, 2010 8:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
what a great strategy"forget yesterday"
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
29 January 2010
Take a break
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/235_profile_img1_kitkat3.jpg
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
30 January 2010:
In total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
31 January 2010:
How we hold our pick is how we organise our life.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Sunday, 31 January 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
1 February 2010:
Trust in the you of now
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 1 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
dude how many different ways are there to hold a pick? am i missing something with the whole 'between thumb and index finger'?
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
There's some specific pick technique RF teaches in Guitar Craft; the angle and grip have to be just-so.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
2 February 2010:
We are held responsible for our actions, whether intentional or not.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
that is not a strategy
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
that's true
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
I do like these in theory, but in practice lots of them seem to mistake vapidity for obliqueness.
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
keeping it in mind could be a strategy though
― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
xp new ilx board description
"Be excellent to each other!"
― might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
And one for the olds: "Drinka Pinta Milka Day"
makitlikeasaladbap beansaladbean
― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
today's is a Frippicism -- they're always scolding admonitions, not oracular like OS.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
3 February 2010:
Put in earplugs
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
4 February 2010:
What context would look right?
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
5 February 2010:
From nothing to more than nothing
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
6 February 2010:
Intentions - credibility of - nobility of - humility of
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
7 February 2010:
Bridges- Build- Burn
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
Is anyone still alive after following these every day?
― StanM, Sunday, 7 February 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
It's more of a general guide than a direction, I guess.
― mh, Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
8 February 2010:
To try is to fail.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
jeez
;_;
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
Tell that to the All Blacks.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
9 February 2010:
What wouldn't you do?
― WmC, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
10 February 2010:
Interrogate the error.
― WmC, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
11 February 2010:
A very small object - its centre
― WmC, Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
^is this means crying?
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
yes
― mellow, dramatic (WmC), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
aw ledge doesn't like to do things he aint good at on the first try then, eh?i pretty much fail at everything i try the first time, but then i get better init
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
12 February 2010:
Trust the process.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Process_Church_of_The_Final_Judgment
― StanM, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://i45.tinypic.com/2djsz1s.jpg
Trust...the...process....ahahahahahaha
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
"if at first you don't succeed, try again" = fairly empowering. "perfection is unattainable so try your best", yeah am down with that. "to try is to fail" = "you ain't never gonna amount to nuthin', might as well give up before you start".
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
Following DeGrimston's removal the group underwent a significant change in orientation and renamed itself the Foundation Faith of the Millennium. Further changes in both name and focus followed, and the organization eventually became the Best Friends Animal Society, which is now one of America's best known animal welfare rescue groups.
Sc1ent0l0gy splitters end up with a series on National Geographic o_O
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure Fripp means that there will be failures along the way for anyone who sets their hand to a task (in this case learning to play guitar), and one never rises above occasional failure no matter what level of mastery one achieves, but that the failures are no reason not to try. It's a good gauge, a little more subtle than "is the glass half empty or half full?"
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
half full of what?
― koogs, Friday, 12 February 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
13 February 2010:
Always first steps
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 13 February 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
14 February 2010:
Cynicism is death to the artist.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Sunday, 14 February 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
15 February 2010:
Space has its own rules and determining conditions.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
15 Febrary 2010
Make sure your name is before Eno's in the credits.
― Mark G, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
Hollow. (xxxxpost)
― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
16 February 2010:
Fill every beat with something
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)
jelly imo
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
17 February 2010:
There are three kinds of repercussions: the necessary, the unnecessary and the inevitable.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
18 February 2010:
Remove ambiguities and convert to specifics
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
19 February 2010:
Reverse
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 19 February 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
20 February 2010:
Do nothing for as long as possible
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 20 February 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
I think the denizens of ILX have already mastered that one.
― might seem normal (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
21 February 2010:
Use your own ideas
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
22 February 2010:
Disconnect from desire
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 22 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
23 February 2010:
Things are not as bad as they seem.They are worse than that.They are also better than that.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
fripp?
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
fropp.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
xpost, yeah
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
24 February 2010:
Simply a matter of work
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
25 February 2010:
Discard the superfluous
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
26 February 2010:
Always give yourself credit for having more than personality
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 26 February 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
27 February 2010:
Think of the radio
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
28 February 2010:
Just below the surface of our everyday world lie riches.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
1 March 2010:
Use "unqualified" people.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
^if only prospective employees took heed
― De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
* employers
see how unqualfied i am
2 March 2010:
Mechanicalize something idiosyncratic
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
3 March 2010:
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
I think i want to name my company Greenhouse Media.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
4 March 2010:
We have the right to choose our form of suffering.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
In Soviet Russia, a form of suffering chooses you.
― Mark G, Friday, 5 March 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)
i misread that as 'we have the right to choose our own form of duffering' and it made me happy.
― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
5 March 2010:
The quality of our perceptions determines the quality of our judgement.Our judgement determines how we interact with the world.How we interact with the world changes the world.So, the quality of our perceptions changes the world.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Friday, 5 March 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
the banality of our truisms more like
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
6 March 2010:
Lost in useless territory
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
7 March 2010:
Give the game away
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Sunday, 7 March 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
I smell book option by September.
― M.V., Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
Oblique Hipster Puppy
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
8 March 2010:
A beginning is invisible.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Monday, 8 March 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)
There is some useful advice here!
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
9 March 2010:
Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
10 March 2010:
What would your closest friend do?
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
11 March 2010:
How would you have done it?
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
with my closest friend?
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
hahaaaaa
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
12 March 2010:
Tidy up
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
Oblique commands from your mother!
― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
13 March 2010: Finish your vegetables
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
13 March 2010:
Don't stress one thing more than another
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
14 March 2010:
Destroy — nothing— the most important thing
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
14 March 2010 = Zen.
*sits in the lotus position facing the wall contemplating this new instruction until the words lose their meaning*(and by doing so for hours, destroying time, which is both nothing and the most important thing)
― StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
15 March 2010:
The science is in knowing, the art in perceiving.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
16 March 2010:
Water
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
brb gonna go get some oblique strategy
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
17 March 2010:
We have three rights: the right to work, the right to pay to work, and the right to suffer the consequences of our work.We have three obligations: the obligation to work, the obligation to pay to work, and the obligation to suffer the consequences of our work.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
18 March 2010:
Ask your body
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
it refuses to answer
― the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
all I get is a "busy" tone
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
― Religious Embolism (WmC), 17 March 2010 15:33 (Yesterday)
lol national holiday
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
dear god day after national holiday
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
my body says "glad you don't drink like that on the regular"
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
My body only has wants and questions. No answers at all.
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
19 March 2010:
Overtly resist change
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
^ This is part of our ongoing union action as a matter of fact
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
20 March 2010:
The only contribution we make is the quality of our work.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
21 March 2010:
Helpful people are a nuisance.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
22 March 2010:
Be dirty
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 22 March 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
(taking a 1-week break)
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
(subbing in)23 March 2010: If it could be worse, why isn't it?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
2 April 2010:
The inconsistency principle
― my full government name (WmC), Friday, 2 April 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
3 April 2010:
Good habit is necessary, bad habit is inevitable.
― my full government name (WmC), Sunday, 4 April 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
4 April 2010:
Music is silence, singing.
5 April 2010:
Do the words need changing?
― my full government name (WmC), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
6 April 2010:
Go outside. Shut the door.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^^otm
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
whatever happened to this?
― one man meme-denier (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago)
I got bored and/or achieved enlightenment.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago)
Those two are kind of similar IIRC
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)
7 April - 19 July 2010:Get bored and/or achieve enlightenment.
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
7 February 2012:
You don't have to be ashamed of using your own ideas.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
BH Ideas are better
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
10 February 2012:
Expect nothing.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
Wise words today
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
I have a page that generates random ob strats bookmarked and I often click on it when I feel lost. It's a kind of tarot or I Ching.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
I've got a copy of 'The Book of Answers', which is not the same thing, but similar in some ways.http://thebookofanswers.com/
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Saturday, 11 February 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
In answer to the question 'Should I continue posting to this thread?' the book answered 'Finish something else first'. \(-_-)/
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Saturday, 11 February 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
11 February 2012:Take a break
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 11 February 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
13 February 2012:Be extravagant
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
In answer to the question 'Should I be extravagant?', The Book of Answers said 'Wait'.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
'Twist the spine'
― geeta, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
17 February 2012:
Don't be helpful; be available.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 17 February 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
did you buy the 'oblique strategies for mods' edition?
― iatee, Friday, 17 February 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
haha, that would be the Frippicisms Expansion Pack
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 17 February 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
'the Frippicisms Expansion Pack' = genius!!
― geeta, Friday, 17 February 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
:D
This is one of my favorite Fripp aphorisms of all time, btw, and nothing has ever made my wife madder at me than when I told her "helpful people are a nuisance."
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 17 February 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
I rolled up yesterday's and forgot to post it.
20 February 2012:
Do something boring.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
21 February 2012:
22 February 2012:
Emphasize the flaws
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
I love these btw
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
22 February 2012:Emphasize the flaws
that was the pants i was wearing yesterday.
― popcorn (get bent), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
I think I am achieving this sans makeup today
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
23 February 2012:
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
Can do
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
24 February 2012:
Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
25 February 2012:
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
(Confidential to Bobby F: comma splices are a bad habit.)
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
26 February 2012:
State the problem as clearly as possible
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 26 February 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
27 February 2012:
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 27 February 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
mexican radio?
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
oh wee oh?
29 February 2012:
Use 'unqualified' people
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
1 March 2012:
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)
2 March 2012:
Distrust anyone who wants to teach you something.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
Calif. teacher resigns after leaving family for student
― brownie, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
lol/;_;
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
3 March 2012:
Is the tuning appropriate?
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
In response, The Book of Answers sez: "Related issues may surface."
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
4 March 2012:
Bridges- build- burn
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
5 March 2012:
Courage!
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 5 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
i love these
― toandos, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
7 March 2012:
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
8 March 2012:
Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
that sounds like a good idea!
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
9 March 2012:
Nothing worthwhile is achieved suddenly.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
...orgasm?
― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
Pop Tarts, Instant Noodles
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
don't let it cook all the way through
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
10 March 2012:
Let us find clean and cheerful friends.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
good call. let's!
how clean? do I have to inspect them somehow?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)
Good question. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't pass a clean-friends test, unless it just meant "not on smack."
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
*crosses WmC off friend list*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)
*cries tears of mud*
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)
*moves WmC to secret "unclean friends" list*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
11 March 2012:
Repetition is a form of change
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
Repetition is a form of change Repetition is a form of change Repetition is a form of change Repetition is a form of change Repetition is a form of change
hmm not working yet... I will keep trying
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
As an enthusiast of repetitive music, motion, and menus, I endorse this message.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
13 March 2012:
Give way to your worst impulse.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
already on ilx
― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
laziness - check
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
Hmm, sneering, condescending elitism for me -- I wonder if I'll make it through the day alive.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
i wore a leopard print headscarf and giant sunglasses on the train to worknarcissism: check
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe it means I should watch this DVD I bought the other day:
http://media.insidepulse.com/zones/movies/uploads/2010/02/impulse-dvd.jpg
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
14 March 2012:
The tape is now the music
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
are you sure the year is correct?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
Ha, I hadn't thought of that. I wonder what other anachronisms are in the cards.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
I like it! Noises and music are all around us, even in the tape.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
I took 'tape' to mean 'tapeworm.' As in "The tape (tapeworm) is now the music."
― desk calendar white out (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
15 March 2012:
Act in private as if your behaviour were known in public.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
^^ real talk
― mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
16 March 2012:
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)
leave me behind to get drunk and pick up women
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
Worry about it for 2 weeks and then call me in tears for an emergency pep talk?
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
Alternately, stay myopically focused on her chosen goal and don't stop working on it until it's done regardless of sleep/food/human interaction deprivation?
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
wouldn't do it, would quit job
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
i'm glad this one is more of a question to ponder and not a command
- do it, and do it well...and then wait for friends/coworkers to tell her what an amazing job she's done, get mad that no-one's praising her enough and start on a campaign of telling random acquaintances about this great thing she did
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
post on some ridic message board
― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)
*sage nod*
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)
17 march 2012
the worm is the spice. fuck u worm.
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
*nods*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
Whoever came up with that one was reading Dune, I'd guess
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
I was thinking about tequila
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
17 March 2012:
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
of...
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
had a dream abt david lynch's dune after much tequila and woke up 5 hrs before my alarm was to go off and then i had a very, very long day at work
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)
guess that's less oblique now that it's all spelled out
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
reading kobo abe/woman in the dunes-->ohhh tequilla-->dream about sting holding me captive in the desert--> total suck day
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
18 March 2012:
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 18 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
ugh, this is the question i don't want to face on the morning after st. patrick's day
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Sunday, 18 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
none of your damn business ;_;
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
19 March 2012:
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
billy joel?
some lovers just rely on their heartthe cold remains of what began with a passionate start
etc etc
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
or something
ilxors: they simply natter at work
― Aimless, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
Rolled up yesterday's and then forgot to post it. (This one from Fripp.)
20 March 2012:
When stuck, increase the complexity.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)
21 March 2012:
Only a part, not the whole
"when stuck" is the whole point of these things. fripp's are always rubbish.
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
His GC aphorisms aren't meant to be "when stuck" advice for the most part the way Oblique Strategies are. I like tossing them in there every now and then but I'm thinking about dropping his and sticking with OS only.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
I think I prefer just the OS. Fripp's sound like they are for Fripp alone!
― So Efficient! (doo dah), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
They certainly don't apply to me and my life. Increasing the complexity will only result in more pain. I'm all about simplifying things.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
Clarifying, rather.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
22 March 2012:
Infinitesimal gradations
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
ooh
this sounds pleasing
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8-mysJG2s
― ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
22 March 2012 --> 30 March 2012
fuck, ow, fuck
― Check out these bent items: (arby's), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
23 March 2012:
Work at a different speed
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
I choose "slow/idle" today
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
that's the only speed i got.
― ledge, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
24 March 2012:
Towards the insignificant
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
Z S, 1983 - present
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
abandoned Buzz Lightyear tag-line
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
25 March 2012:
Tape your mouth
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 25 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
so Sunday is roleplaying day
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
26 March 2012:
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Monday, 26 March 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.spiralknights.com/
― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
27 March 2012:
Consult other sources
— promising— unpromising
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
28 March 2012:
Simple subtraction
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
Subtract me from work = I wish
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
29 March 2012:
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
this might be my favorite strategy so far.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
30 March 2012:
Breathe more deeply
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
ooh another good one
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
trying this one right now
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
31 March 2012:
Only one element of each kind
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
for those of you with 3 or more children, that means you have to choose only one son and only one daughter. i'm sorry.
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
This is going to make interior decorating very interesting or very frustrating
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
1 April 2012:
A line has two sides
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
O_O
cool!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
2 April 2012:
One the search is in progress, something will be found
― Whiney Houson (WmC), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
3 April 2012:
Display your talent
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
4 April 2012:
Convert a melodic element into a rhythmic element
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
5 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
6 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Friday, 6 April 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
¿ʇɐɥʍ ʍou 'ʎɐʞo
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
Turn it upside down twice
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
turn it upside down....then shake it really hard til all the money falls out of its pockets
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
8 April 2012:
Remember. Those quiet evenings.
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 8 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
10 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
stress all the things!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
Ha, the last 2 were most pertinent for the extremely stressful 4-day moving house I just did over easter.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
11 April 2012:
Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
11 april 2012
minute incriments; it can't only go backwards
― arby's, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
12 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
Do the sheets need changing? Yes.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)
14 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 14 April 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
15 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
16 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)
capitalist system has been pulling this strategy on us for hundreds of years already, amirite brothers & sisters?
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
17 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
?tahw woN
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
Double reverse!
― Aimless, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)
1 May 2012:
(one to mark proximity to #10,000,000)
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)