thread inspired by
http://www.impawards.com/2010/posters/extraordinary_measures.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
such great potential for menacing, awesome movie posters. such bad execution of the idea.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v1QOWAfK7O0/SILJTBRq2kI/AAAAAAAABac/qcfttIF0uGk/s320/Jaws_3D_Vol54.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:50 (sixteen years ago)
that looks like the poster for a summer camp comedy.
I'm seriously fucking haunted by Fraser's freakish melon in that poster.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)
goddammit, hopefully this one stays up
http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/extraordinary_measures_movie_poster_02.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)
hard to top this eyesore, i think
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/big_mommas_house_two_ver2.jpg
guessing the movie wasn't oscar-caliber, either
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.now-movies.com/movieimg/movie1257917520.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 06:05 (sixteen years ago)
WILLIS.......PERRY
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)
haha ford & fraser look so uncomfortable
― lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:37 (sixteen years ago)
i always hated this one
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/almost_famous_poster1.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
I always get really mad when they center the names over/under pictures of actors, but they don't match up. This seems to happen a lot- I'll try to find an example but I can't remember any off hand.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/6/40216-large.jpg
This doesn't represent what the film's about at all. Most people would think it was a cheesy romance of some sort.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://chasness.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/office_space.jpg
Mike Judge hated it and said it was a big reason the film was a commercial failure.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
Yep, makes it look really cheap. Great film though.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
WILLISSCORSESEPERRY
― Norman Mail (schlump), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
this thread could be comprised solely of UK DVD covers and it would go on forever.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/7/124307-large.jpg
^the movie poster for Cold Souls was... interesting? So wtf with the DVD cover:
http://www.flixray.com/dvd_covers/201002/125734.jpg
He's got a hole where his soul should be!
― DavidM, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
There's a hole in my soul that can only be filled by you.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://allthingsignant.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/40-year-old_virgin.jpg
― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/Dan_in_Real_Life_3.jpg
― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
dunno why this ps me off but
http://lancastria.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/children_of_men_2_lancastria.jpg
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
also, "in vietnam the wind doesn't blow... it sucks" -- uh.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
morbs
― little mushroom person (abanana), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Gukbe, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
what the fuck is that
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
is this a Twilight movie or
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
joel schumachers highly anticipated follow up to twelve
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
LOOOL I just came here to post the trespass poster
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:38 (fourteen years ago)
Budget: $35,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend: $16,816 (USA) (16 October 2011) (10 Screens)Gross: $16,816 (USA) (16 October 2011)
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:39 (fourteen years ago)
u guys this movie, it's on netflix streaming and whoa
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:40 (fourteen years ago)
whoa as in...muy terrible?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:41 (fourteen years ago)
This film broke the fastest-ever-from-theaters-to-Home-Video record previously held by 2003's From Justin to Kelly. That film took 29 days to get to DVD, Trespass made it in only 18.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
Cage and Kidman just look so fucking awful
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:43 (fourteen years ago)
kidman's collagen-injected lips are just an atrocity
it's just so stunning that this was actually a movie
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:45 (fourteen years ago)
nicole kidman's almost as tragic as lindsay lohan
― omar little, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2011/08/nicole-kidman-trespass-trailer.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:59 (fourteen years ago)
^^her default expression now
This is a blu-ray cover, not a poster, but what the fuck
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81Iks77WQ5L._AA1500_.jpg
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
someone had fun in photoshop
Yuk
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
The sheer number of shockingly poor DVD/Blu-Ray covers absolutely astounds me.
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://profratigan.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/brave-one-1.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 October 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Grey_Poster.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aUXB7.jpg
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%20Covers/5233/24/1219093909_1219519180.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LzfMM.jpg
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Balls_of_furymp.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fSQwA.jpg
― ð_ð (clouds), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fsFOU.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/YDAbh.jpg
never really understood the WASH ME design of this
― abanana, Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.joblo.com/posters/images/full/1997-trial-and-error-poster1.jpg
― Gukbe, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
god every element of that cover looks like a cut and paste job
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/166411.1020.A.jpg
― fit and working again, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
oh god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
looool @ big sleep "wash me"
but I also didn't really get the movie
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)
no-one does
to quote The Castle, 'it's just the vibe of the thing'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
I thought it had a very boring vibe. I don't know if this was made worse or better by the fact that I was drunk when I watched it.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
'Trial and Error' cut n paste OTM, it looks like the 'Erotic Photo Hunt' spot-the-difference game on bar machines
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
What's weird is that they didn't photoshop them into a photo of a courtroom, they photoshopped them in front of a fake courtroom background
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 04:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Law for Nitwits"
Who is the person that thought, "man, if people are unsure about seeing this movie, that kind of humour is really gonna convince them"
― Gukbe, Friday, 18 January 2013 06:30 (thirteen years ago)
"Richards and Daniels play a wonderful comic team!"
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 18 January 2013 06:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/t9HA1.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 18 January 2013 06:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4RJ54.jpg
ugggghhhh that Gulliver crotchshot poster is the worst idea ever
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 07:05 (thirteen years ago)
"if we add a bit of gum that'll make it more fun"
― Gukbe, Friday, 18 January 2013 07:29 (thirteen years ago)
RED SPIKY FONT, BEWARE!!!
― hypnotiQ tanqueray (clouds), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
MAH GIANT BALLS, IN 3-D
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
you know what we should feature on this poster? that repulsive face that Jack Black has adopted as his default look, and his crotch!
also some bdsm
― Z S, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
Movie posters that make you want to kill everyone on them
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.blackfilm.com/read/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Fire-with-Fire-poster.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:11 (twelve years ago)
what's with hollywood pretending that the puppets in transformers have star power
― abanana, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/89f40954c9624a10b0178539e20e2b02/l.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
most annoying thing about that one is how the names don't line up with the right people
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)
bruce willis looks more and more like a turtle with every passing year
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)
this is surprisingly common -- is it part of the graphic design "don't label things" idea or is it some obscure contract provision?
― abanana, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)
oh wow, it's a $27 million direct-to-video stinker, and that's 50 cent on the bottom
Memorable quotes forFire with Fire (2012) (V) More at IMDbPro »
Jeremy Coleman: I need you to trust me. Do everything that I ask and I promise we'll survive this. Do you trust me? Talia Durham: Yes.
― abanana, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)
Talia Durham sounds like a name had by no one ever
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
I've always wondered about this too... In some cases you can explain it with the biggest star being billed first, but that's clearly not the case here, unless I've totally missed Josh Duhamel's rise to fame.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 09:00 (twelve years ago)
linking this because it's massive and hideous
http://movies4kids.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/the-croods-launch-1-sheet.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)
so many dead eyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)
But every one is smiling and happy. They sure look like they are having fun. I bet we will have fun, if we watch the movie they are in.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)
what the fuck
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
I've been seeing that shit every day thanks to a huge electronic billboard and a slow commute. Started out hating it, but it's grown to becoming offensive for reasons I can't articulate.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
It's very TS: Most Retarded-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
YES
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)
croods poster reminds me of the mars needs moms posters
http://i.imgur.com/JduifrF.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zP0fj8o.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/tJPU4Tn.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)
re the croods, getting the rapiest vibe off the one on the far left.
― how's life, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)
http://makethedreamworksface.tumblr.com
― glumdalclitch, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)
hahah, love that that exists.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
This one bugs the shit out of me:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VFdUDzTjekQ/TGASksfZqaI/AAAAAAAACkk/wgHndX5tDhY/s1600/PeopleVsGeorge_Poster_Final.jpg
― Nate Carson, Monday, 11 March 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)
this was made by whoever makes those hideous vanity fair illustrations, yes? hate those.
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
darrowlike yeah man photoshop manipulation is just as valid a tool as pen and inkhttp://www.vanityfair.com/dam/politics/2009/04/fortress-group-0904-01.jpg
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)
u r basically dees illustrations. comwhy don't u just dig up thomas nast and vom on his bones, fool
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)
http://www.disneysmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/1995-the-big-green-poster1.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)
Steve Guttenberg gained over 12 pounds in preparation for his role as Sheriff Tom Palmer.
Damn, look out DeNiro!
― pplains, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)
I remember kids on my bus going to see The Big Green and reporting back the disappointing news that, while the trailer might be taken to suggest the kids played on a magic field that warped through time to pit them against bloodthirsty Vikings, in fact the Viking sequence is merely a view into the kids' imaginations as they face a challenging rival team.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.impawards.com/2011/posters/about_fifty_xxlg.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)
1. that's not her body, is it2. who needs photoshop, i can trace edges myself, old school3. more like About Sixty amirite
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:23 (twelve years ago)
Broken link, for me...
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)
blocks referrals? copy & paste into address bar: http://www.impawards.com/2011/posters/about_fifty_xxlg.jpg
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)
kid in The Big Green poster looks like he is birthing the soccer ball rather than getting hit by it
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)
The "Fire With Fire" poster looks too textured, like everyone's skin is made of sandpaper.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)
George Lucas's neck absolutely horrifying in that cover.
15 Over-Used Movie Poster Clichés
― fit and working again, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)
That's actually really well-assembled!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)
object to saul bass's The Shining poster signifying "big independent film" cliche.
― ryan, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)
Objection sustained.
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)
Haha that was the first thing I thought too!
― Hooks on Phoenix worked for me (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
"Big Independent Film Joe Dirt"
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)
"Romantic Comedy Coffy"
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:25 (twelve years ago)
I wonder how many of those are just intended references to the Easy Rider poster.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nznd8hL.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)
guy on right v. worried about man just shot
― clouds, Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)
zeta thinking about lunch
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-mccarthy-airbrush-photoshop-the-heat-poster.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)
hugh jackman looks like a polar express cg'd version of himself
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1wPNJDCuBG0/Ughx9wL4FmI/AAAAAAAAD10/PCqv6SUx_cI/s1600/Prisoners-movie-dvd.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
polar express CG is seriously like the nadir of the entire technology
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 November 2013 02:55 (twelve years ago)
doctor casino otm
― balls, Sunday, 17 November 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.impawards.com/2015/posters/hit_by_lightning.jpg
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
this must be one of the biggest "First Response" missed opportunities of all time
― Chimp Arsons, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.cityofmonticello.net/images/pages/N1086/We%20Bought%20a%20Zoo.jpg
― clouds, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)
aahahaha that's fake right?
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)
no, saw in best buy today
― clouds, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)
That title will make an easy conversion for the Finnish market.
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)
like how mattdamon's all "hoo boy, can you believe we really did it?"
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago)
They all look like they were pasted in from different Sunday circulars or a catalog or something.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:33 (eleven years ago)
We Whited the Whitelife
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:41 (eleven years ago)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/8e/3a/b78e3a201258f18a36ad30c2d42cef38.jpg
This movie should just be called "Do They Fuck?"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)