Here we go LOST fans! Five years on and and I hope you're STOKED.
Anticipation thread here for speculative/spoilering: The island wanted LOST SEASON SIX THREAD to happen
This thread is for ongoing viewing pleasure rather than spoiler posting. I think anything broadcast is fair game so us Britishers and Irishers will have to put up with a couple of days of spoilers/download it/wait until it's on Sky before reading. I'll be downloading asap as waiting three or four days is unthinkable.
http://www.odoe.net/jackfaces/images/runjack_sm.gif
What will be do when it's all over? ;_;
― inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
be do?
we do
do be do be do
― inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Will be setting this to download before I dress or wash tomorrow morning. Btw uk/irelanders might care that the s5 finale is on sky plus anytime all week.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
don't know which site to use anymore
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
WHAT ABOUT PREVIEWS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE ARE THOSE SPOILERS
(just getting it out of the way)
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
Why is it on Friday night in the UK? Is this a one-off or is it Friday every week? Bastards.
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Ummm this appears to be on surftehchann31 already?!
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
False alarm, recap. Carry on.
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
this recap sucks balls.
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
when have they not sucked balls?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
the Season x in 8:15 minutes things are all you need
― inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
"they changed the past, but these recaps still suck balls..."
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
The Reduced Shakespeare Company's Lost in 10 minutes
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
When it's over, you'll watch Carnivale.
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
After the first opening seconds, "this story begins on Sept. 22, 2004, in Sydney Australia, when 324 people boarded a plane to Los Angeles", I had such an absolutely furious YOU MOTHERFUCKERS moment before I put together that duh it's just a recap. I felt dumb, but whew, kinda.
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
haha kinda cracking up at the idea of the season premiere being MORE RECAP like they just rebooted the whole thing and are retelling ti
― sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
season 6 premier is actually just going to be season 1 premier backwards
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
4 hours 3 minutes
^^Would totally watch just to see Frackles tear out Jack's stitches and that one dude get spit out of a jet engine.
xp
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
Abc has sum spoilish footage on. But really its just one more bead of sweat in th wizards sleeve.I made room on th couch if anyone is alone tonite
― danbunny, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno what I'm gonna do tonite cuz IIIII don't have a TV
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
sup frackles
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
frackles frackles frackles
― Clay, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
Psst:http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-abc.html
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
"I made room on th couch if anyone is alone tonite"
i'll be alone! maria is going to watch at frrenzzzz house tonight. but yer couch is too far away.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
Psst:
O hai
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
4 8 15 16 23 42 F R A C K L E S 4 8 15 16 23 42
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
MERE MINUTES
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
i am like a child waiting for the santa tbh
I have had my dinner, I am in my jammies, and I am about to have my bottle (of beer).
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
fracklin out
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
don't u wish it were DHARMA BEER?
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
er dhrama beer
like this one?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/IMG_1686.jpg
(my daughter made me some labels for xmas a couple of years ago)
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
son of a
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
oh frackles
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
"This is what happens when 324 strangers stop being polite, and start being real.' REAL WORLD ISLAND SEASON ONE
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)
"...a strange couple..."
because...they're...Korean...?
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)
God, clip shows are the worsestest
yeah guys your countdown was an hour early
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
son of a...
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
I keep thinking about how annoying Ben's voice is as the narrator for this clip show, but...I can't think of another Lostie that would be less annoying. Let's face it, these cats were not made out for narrating clip shows
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
they should get herzog to do this obv
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
cheech
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
Whoopi Goldberg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
circle gets the square
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
tracey morgan
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
Man, Sun is such a babe
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ this
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://i45.tinypic.com/23wp4p3.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
daaaaaaang
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.askmen.com/photos/yunjin-kim/84033.jpg
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
she is hot. but no one thinks her head is disproportionately lol huge?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)
that picture is actually scaring me now
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
like this one? - lol. nice!
OK, I am now temp-banning myself from this thread b/c I can't watch the premier until laet tonight :(
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
hey guys i just figured out how locke regained the ability to walk
you know how jacob's enemy is able to possess dead people right
well, when the oceanic plane first crashed, he possessed locke's LEGS, which were dead. just like revolver ocelot's arm in metal gear solid 2.
― abanana, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
dinosaurs!!!
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
it was all just a screensaver
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
So far the part where Sawyer surfs down that Ultrasaurus tail has been my fav S6 moment
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
FROGURT!
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
See, if Ben had actually watched the footage he was narrating, he wouldn't be nearly as surprised.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)
L O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O S T ! !L O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O S T ! !
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
L O S T L O S T L O S T L O S T L O S T L O S T L O S TL O S T
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
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― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
lost
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
SMOKEY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
LO_o-_-o_OST
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
lOST ost
TRACK-LISTING
1) "SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES"
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://i46.tinypic.com/k1b5ld.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/2mrb5g1.jpghttp://i49.tinypic.com/35ivodx.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/fcr6mq.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
2) "THIEVES IN THE TEMPLE"
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
3) (I just can't-a-belive-ah) The letters in the word LOST are arranged alphabetically (!!!)
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
so why is desmond on the plane?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
that mcdonalds coffee ad has my cousin in it for like 2 seconds. she is the girl on the bus that says "good morning."
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
an estranged couple
― conrad, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
what happened?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/sayid.jpg
wahaaat happent
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)
سعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāḥسعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāḥسعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāḥسعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāḥسعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāḥسعيد حسّان جراح Sa‘īd Ḥassān Jarrāh
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
does sayid have desmond's accent now
― abanana, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.vinyl45lp.com/items/english-beat-whappen.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SHRFhfeLgY
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
so confused. I can't believe I have to suffer like you schlubs. shoulda held out one more season.
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
so are we really gonna do a new thread for every single episode? or just rename the thread?
also i dig the new sound fx for the flash.... paralleluniversing... whatever it is.
Surprisingly unclear about where they're going with this season though, usually within the first 2 hours of the season there's a pretty good indication of the direction they're going in. I guess on the island we'll see this battle play out b/w Evil Locke and the remaining Others, though what's up with the other reality... and how did Juliet know??
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
That japanese guy is my new favorite character.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
My question is, why does the alternate timeline where 815 landed safely even matter? They can't be following it just for prurient interest.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
so Jacob is inside Sayid now right
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
they had to drown him so he had a dead body to jump into like the black tunic guy did Locke
Really wondering about that. I'm like 99% sure, but that confused-as-shit expression and the "Wtf wuz that?" line are keeping me in doubt.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
Also the (pretty slight) possibility that Sayid is possessed by Evil Locke/Smokey like too many dead people on the island... but nahhh.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
Plus Miles had that wtf? expression on his face when he was leaning over Sayid's body. Don't know what that means.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
Probably meant "I don't hear him...he ain't dead."
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
― Nhex, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:14 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
pretty sure this is the thread for the whole season, just the brilliant subject line happens to refer to the first episode
i'm glad there's not a strong indication of where this is going, i'm kinda hoping by the end of the season there'll have been a whole lot of shit going down that you can't even begin to predict
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like that'd be kind of a shit way for Sayid to peace out, too. A character like that dies for real...? That deserves more than three minutes of contemplation, before he rises from the dead while being piloted by some touchy-feely sort-of-immortal island spirit.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno I was satisfied when Sayid died. And then I thought it was a great ending to have him come back to life. I dont really think it's jacob though, but if it is we'll see.
x-post: kinda happened to Locke though
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)
"Don't worry about your buddy, I got his soul parked in a safe spot while I use the body. He's in the spot Don Blake goes to when he's not being Thor...in fact they're probably playing gin rummy now."
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
Also, if Jacob is now Sayid, then who the FUCK is Christian? Dude's been calling intermittently calling himself Jacob for a while, hasn't he? Or am I misremembering?
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like there's an inconsistency with the temple and the smoke monster and the fact that these temple guys are now trying to keep the smoke monster out. I can't quite pinpoint it though, but didn't the smoke monster used to reside at the temple as some kind of security system? You'd think it'd be on pretty good terms with all these guys.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)
i'm kind of confused about those guys in general. have any of them, flight attendant aside, ever been seen onscreen before?
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think so, this is a new crew.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
With Deadwood Sol!
No. I just assumed they're like temple guardians or something.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
Christian always said he wasn't Jacob, but he "worked" for him or something like that... of course since he always talked to Locke, I think he was just Smokey all along. Interesting that Smokey started piling up the dead acolytes and removed the stick from Bram's head - probably gonna posess 'em later?
The security system thing was an invention of Danielle's, I think? and she could've been wrong/misinterpreting Smokey possession of her crewmates. My theory - it hung around the temple at the time but couldn't get in - assuming that's where he wants to go, of course. Also that was in 1987 or whenabouts.
The people at the temple are mostly new actors (hey John Hawkes! yay!) but they're the same group of Others since the start, since Richard had them moved there in 2004 when the island blipped. Even a bunch of the random kidnapped children were there.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
that one guy that took Kate's first choice at Taxi.. he's been on screen before right. Even if he was just one of the plane survivors that chilled in the background?
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the smoke monster has definitely had a weird non-antagonistic relationship with the others though. Like when Ben had it kill Keamy's men in season 4. It's hard to tell what they knew about smokey or what they thought they knew and were wrong about. But at this point it seems like they're definitely protecting themselves from it.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
x-post yeah that was frogurt. He got killed in the beginning of season 5 by the flaming arrows. I think he also had season one screen time, but don't remember him.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
he's like a poor man's buscemi.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks for clarifying Frogurt for me.
I always wanted Fake Locke to be the good guy and Jacob was somehow the bad guy (probably because I thought the show would be cooler that way). Now it seems that Fake Locke is obviously a bad guy, or rather some monster trying to "find his way home" regardless of who he hurts. Too bad
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
that's not a big enough regret for me to think the series won't end cool
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
any idea who the cab driver was that was driving Claire and who Kate held at gunpoint? looks familiar, but it's possible I've just seen him in some other tv show or movie rather than in Lost
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)
Frogurt is also the dude from this classic Got Milk? commercial:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)
haha
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
the templars being dressed in ratty earthtones might be a retcon to explain why the captured kids in season 2 were later seen in rags... before we learned the ben/alpert others didn't really dress like that
― abanana, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)
Not just the kids, but many Other appearances in different time period (though particularly the 70s and 80s). for a while I suspected it was a changeover when Ben took over the camp, but then Ellie and Richard looked well-dressed in the 50s and 70s. It's been incredibly inconsistent though (see Richard in Ben's first flashback episode in season 3 vs. last year's finale).
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 06:39 (fifteen years ago)
didn't ben go to the temple to atone and meet smokey (when he became alex?). hmm.
so... the island is ruled by john lennon and steve aoki and people are zombies but also living in a parallel universe? hmm. also was the 1st ep not shit? i actually said out loud 'omg would you just die already?' to juliet at one point.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
People required a Sawyer/Juliet ending that was a little more sentimental. Also, it set up the opportunity for Miles to find out "it worked."
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)
they didn't have to waste 42 min on that!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:30 (fifteen years ago)
crossing fingers for a GHOSTOFF b/w Miles and Hurley. that would be rad.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
loved how miles seemed a bit put off when hurley was all 'hey man if you wanna talk sometime...' to deadsayid!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
so was that the list, in the ankh?
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)
Oh how I laughed when the guitar case opened to reveal a big comedy prop ankh
― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 February 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)
i liked how bram went out. smokey's smaaaaaaart
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
Some random thoughts:
What does it mean to be the "leader"? Ben became the leader by lying, then Christian/Smokey convinced Locke he was the leader, and then Fake Locke/Smokey was the "leader". But Alpert, Widmore, and Hawking all clearly believed in the concept of their being a leader, and Hawking seemed like she was authentically the leader during the 1977 pre-incident days. In the original storyline, Widmore was once the leader, but that seemingly never happened in the new timeline because the island was sunk, probably with Hawking on it.
Clearly, Desmond and other key players on the alternate oceanic flight (The Oceanic Six, including Aaron, and probably also Desmond, and maybe Stewardess lady, possibly Claire). I kinda think Charlie and Boone and most of the other random folks on the plane are not going to play into the story much. But the rest of them have stuff to do, and I think it's possible that Christian's coffin fell out of the plane during the turbulence.
Sun and Jin are on the island at the same time now, so they will be reuniting soon.
Not convinced that Sayid is Jacob now, but it's possible. He seemed very Sayid to me when he woke up. At the very least he will have some new power. Jacob wouldn't go through all that trouble for nothing.
I think the temple guys were always there, and I think Ben has been there plenty of times. (Ben had never been to Smokey's lair, though. Fake Locke took him there for the first time, and then disappeared, and then manifested as Alex, etc.) He was brought back to life there, and he was thought to be the leader by everyone. I think as a kid he learned how the leader does business, and took the opportunity to lie his way into being the leader.
Clearly Alpert was once a slave or a prisoner on the ship.
Smokey is trapped on the island and wants to go to his home, but where might that be if it's not the island?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)
"there being a leader", rather
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, that was nice. MIB can't touch Jacob, so Jacob's ashes become the circles of ash that stop MIB. (Even though they've been used before they're collected, I'm sure Ilana's going to be collecting them in a bit.)
My head hurts a lot w/r/t alternate timeline 1977-2004 after reading this interview
A theory on Lostpedia was that MIB saying 'nice to see you out of those chains' he was referring not only to his having arrived in chains on the Black Rock but also having been a slave of Jacob's for years, which I thought was awesome.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 08:51 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey is trapped on the island and wants to go to his home, but where might that be if it's not the island? - if it is outer space, somebody is going to get punched.
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)
OH MY GOD IF THIS SHOW ABOUT A MYSTERIOUS ISLAND, A MAGIC SMOKE MONSTER, IMMORTAL GUYS AND MYSTERIOUS TIME-SPACE ANOMALIES GOES SCI-FI, I'LL, I'LL...
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)
see, though, alien involvement is where I draw the line, dammit!
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)
srsly tho, "it came from outer space" would be as much as a deus ex machina copout as the snowglobe theoury, omg it's all in HURLEY'S MIND, etc. Not that I think they'll go there, but I guess they coooooouuuld...
I loved these eps, tho. The PseudoLocke/Alpert/Ben stuff, especially, was a HUGE payoff imo. Echoing the sentiments of others, I'm a bit wary of the parallel timelines, but they pulled flash-forward & time-skipping devices off well enough that I'm not that worried about it. Someone else mentioned this, but yeah there seemed to be a serious Apocalypse Now nod going down b/w Locke in The Foot & the temple o doom.
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
good episodes i thought
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 11:14 (fifteen years ago)
glad to see the new others
yeah that was frogurt. He got killed in the beginning of season 5 by the flaming arrows. I think he also had season one screen time, but don't remember him.
I think he was just mentioned in SSN 1. He 1st appeared in one of those webisodes, needling Hurley about Libby.
Re: Smoke Locke's home. Could be he wants to escape the island and go back to the mainland (Egypt? Tunisia?) In which case the island all along may have been a prison colony for an evil spirit, with Jacob as jailer.
He left Ben behind, right? Which means another SSN of prisoner Ben cracking jokes.
I figure when we get an Alpert-centric episode we'll find out that the Asian Temple guy is also ageless & was on that boat we saw, (or came even earlier.)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)
I like this theory. The Egyptians, with their mysteriously advanced maths & such were able to utilize some channel of electromagnetic power/timespace manipulation thingamajig to send the Smokey entity into a vacuum, which Jacob was responsible for guarding, acting as or in accordance with whatever deity is represented by the statue..
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
Guys all this talk about Smokey possessing people and this -- they had to drown him so he had a dead body to jump into like the black tunic guy did Locke -- ignores the fact that Locke's body is currently lying on the beach, unpossessed by anybody. I don't think he possesses any bodies, he just somehow "scans" people like he did with Eko, and can then impersonate them, or someone important from their lives, later.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
..Except their were rips in the envelope that allowed occasional passers by to stumble upon or, alternatively, be purposely drawn to the island. Of those, certain individuals were granted preferential status by Jacob & taken on as his accomplices. Alpert & possibly Asian shaman are two of those & Ben conned his way past Widmore into such a position, tho he was either just lying consistently to protect the grift or was unknowingly working for Smokey the whole time. OK I'm done (for now).
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
ugh, typos. whatevs. it's early.
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if there's something significant about Sayid that made him the one to save. Maybe Jacob needs a body to ump into & Sayid's is the most available. But perhaps it has something to do w/ causalty: Sayid shot by Roger Linus in retaliation for shooting Ben--who was taken to the Temple, lost his innocence & grew up to kill Jacob.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)
GUYS THE ISLAND IS UNDERWATER
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:47 (fifteen years ago)
and i still haven't received an answer why desmond is on the plane?
I wonder if the Aquahotties are still there.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
Even if they're not "officially" still there, Hurley could prob kick it with em.
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
he didn't go all the way in, he fell in that hole under the wall that they had to sneak around with Sayid's body
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
Locke's body is currently lying on the beach, unpossessed by anybody
well that's true. but for black tunic guy's plan to work it seemed like he needed Locke's body to actually be on the plane
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 6:47 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah this was weird. also shannon was not on the plane, and she was supposed to be.
so claire is dead, right?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
To be fair when Shannon wasn't on the plane my first thought was just "they couldn't get the actress back".
Seeing Arzt was weird, he seems to have aged a lot.
― JimD, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
btw lols at john lennon and steve aoki
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)
for black tunic guy's plan to work it seemed like he needed Locke's body to actually be on the plane
Right, because he needed Ben et al to believe Locke had come back to life. But he's not physically possessing Locke, he's just appearing as Locke.
That doesn't mean Jacob isn't in Sayid's body, but I don't think it's the case. I don't think either of these guys actually take over other people's bodies.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 8:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the things that were different on the plane i think are pretty key and important -- i wonder if Charlie having a completely different haircut is meant to be one of the big differences or if they were just feeling lazy about continuity since they knew it didn't have to be a mirror image. also Hurley is lucky instead of unlucky, so at least some of their lives before getting on the plane are different here.
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if the Sun that landed at LAX really doesn't know English? If so, that's a pretty key difference as well. Also loved how Mr. Federal Marshall gets his briefcase head wound anyway thanks to Kate. And Sawyer warning Hurley about possibly being conned.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh right, that too -- i felt like they were trying to say Sun doesn't speak English but I guess it's still ambiguous enough
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
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i thought they were hinting that locke would be able to walk, too, but clearly that didnt happen
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
oh and obviously shannon not being on the plane
Why was Jack's neck bleeding btw?
― JimD, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
aids
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
Assuming it was Jughead that knocked the Island out of orbit & into the water, does that mean that everyone there in 1977 (Ben, Eloise, Widmore, Alpert, Dharma folk not on the sub) are dead and anyone who came to the Island post-77 (Rousseau, Kelvin, Juliet, most of the modern Others) are alive on the mainland?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
Does Sun not speak English, or was she pretending to not speak English in hopes that Jin would get arrested, since she wants to get out of the relationship?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
because the latter was my interpretation
― JimD, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 9:39 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so they have something to connect the preceding events to when shown later on, a la the rip in Ben's coat
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
ooh good point n/a
I thought what n/a thought re: Sun and Jin
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
wasn't Sun supposed to leave Jin in australia and then decided not to at the last minute and boarded the plane to america with him? I may be misremembering this.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
well since it's an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, who knows?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
I'm mainly curious if they're going to keep these 2 parallel threads -- the group on the plane landing in LA, and the group still on the island -- going for most of the season until they merge and make some kind of sense, like the flash forwards in season 4, or if this will just be something they use to disorient people for the first few episodes.
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
I realized I had read way too many comic books when they went back to Kate on the island and my wife was all "whaaaaaaaaat I am so confused" and I was all "oh awesome, they created a parallel universe!!!!"
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I found myself having to explain the concept of parallel universes to my girlfriend
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
lol women don't understand alternate realities
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
Luckily my wife is a nerd like me, so we both got it pretty quickly.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
they're like "ooooh i have to go shooooopping, i don't have tiiiiiime to learn about string theory"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
so uh smoke monster is basically agent smith then?
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
"I just died ten minutes ago." "oh, bummer dude."
(this woman immediately understood the parallel timelines...)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations on yr new penis
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
]any idea who the cab driver was that was driving Claire and who Kate held at gunpoint? looks familiar, but it's possible I've just seen him in some other tv show or movie rather than in Lost
― Nhex, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
pretty sure he is the puppet-master guy on heroes
you guys caught a ton of stuff I totally missed :O
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
did they mention why boone's sis wasn't on the plane?
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
boone was like, "i went to australia to get her out of a bad relationship... but she didnt want to get out" or something
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
then why was she on it the first time?
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
because it's a PARALLEL UNIVERSE whoooooooooo
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
basically there's no point in wondering anything about the alternate timeline at this point because the fact that it's an alternate timeline means they can do whatever b.s. they want.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
i.e. couldn't book actress
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
should've just had Desmond play her in a blonde wig
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
would have made sense to call boone "brother"
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
i'm assuming in this timeline charles widmore doesn't exist off-island. and so penny doesn't exist, so desmond never meets her, never goes on his boat race and for whatever reason is now on a flight from sydney to LA.
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
btw how did kate end up in a tree while everyone else was exactly where they were when the bomb went off?
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
But Widmore had a family off-island--one of the reasons he was banished. I have to figure Penny was born before 1977. If Des & Penny did meet in the alt-timeline, there'd be no a-hole father making him feel unworthy.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
kate was hiding in a tree when the bomb went off
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I assumed that the split into parallel realities would occur at the moment of turbulence. But that appears not to be the case.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
oh this is useful: http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Differences_between_flashsideways_timeline_and_original_timeline
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
Flashsideways timeline: Charlie goes to the restroom apparently to kill himself by choking on a bag of heroin.
Why do they think this was a suicide attempt, instead of him just trying to bring the drugs in by swallowing them?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
Because Charlie tells Jack "I was supposed to die."
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
I think something weird is going on with Desmond; not only did he sort of magically appear on the flight when he was nowhere near it the first time, but he didn't appear to be one of the passengers who disembarked; they gave some screen time to all of the other main characters when they got off the plane and he was nowhere to be seen.
Perhaps instead of just bouncing around in his own personal timeline, he is bouncing between the parallel universes, and not just mentally but physically?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 10:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I just interpreted this as like a general fate statement, like "I deserve to die"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
xpost there's always something weird going on with desmond. he could've been a figment of jack's imagination as well - memories leaking through time or something.
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
I think that statement was meant to be interpreted a lot of different ways since the viewer has no idea if Jack and Charlie are aware of what's going on or if there's a plan or fate or something that they're supposed to be following on the plane. (xpost)
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
man it is going to be a bitch for all these lostpedia contributors to start adding "flashsideways" entries to all the character pages.
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
Basically who kills themselves by trying to choke on a baggie of drugs in an airplane bathroom?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
a junkie?
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
you'd sort of think that anyone with a bag of heroin who was trying to kill themselves would just open the bag of heroin and swallow it, ging out with an OD rather than by choking
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
Original timeline: In custody for the murder of her stepfather. Flashsideways timeline: In custody for the murder of her stepfather's apprentice.
what? I must have missed this seemingly important detail
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
huh I don't remember that either
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
i would like to state that the grand tradition of terrible cgi on lost was carried on by the underwater island thing. also, wtf at the music they used?
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
x-post Kate killed Mickey Mouse.
I dunno, maybe it has to do w/ that America's Most Wanted video on Kate that they played at ComicCon. I didn't pay attention, but there were supposedly differences in the story of her crimes.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 12:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah everyone who i watched it with burst out laughing at those terrible cgi fish
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
it's kind of too bad that Juliet is doing that terrible "V" remake, I was kind of hoping the interminable Kate/Jack/Sawyer merry-go-round was done
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
btw who will help me bankroll a Hurley/Miles spin-off series
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
ghost cops fighting crimes!
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
the Kate/Jack/Sawyer/Juliet musical chairs game was worse imo (xpost)
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
the comic con vid is definitely the source of that detail about kate killing her dad v her dad's employee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXuiCge-wI
i think a lot of the duller moments of the premiere will be a lot more interesting in hindsight after we've seen more of the season.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
I had a total BUMMERZ moment when Rose started talking to Jack and I was all "wait, she's goingto die of cancer now, isn't she ;_;"
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
yeah as an episode in and of itself it was kind of a dud imo, but the details that they'll be mining will definitely make it more interesting
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
haha my wife said the same thing about Rose
Maybe Rose doesn't have cancer in the flash-sideways!
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
my wife and I lolled at that too
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
I was too busy going "oh snap, the island is underwater" to lol at fish
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
I oh, snapped at the underwater dharmaville swing set and then also lolled
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
I think I was kind of like, "get that fake-ass fish out the way so I can see that foot"
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
it kind of reminded of a letterman top 10 intro
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
It looks like the new timeline's created in 1977 with the Jughead explosion. So there's years of alternate history leading to the 2004 we saw in this ep. The character dynamics are largely the same even if the details are different at this point, but that may change as the two lines converge somehow. We know that the history of the island in the alt-timeline is mostly the same, ie the statue is built and destroyed, Dharma comes to the island, etc. So some event happens between 1977 and 2004 to sink the island.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
― bnw, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 11:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ha ha otm
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
We know that the history of the island in the alt-timeline is mostly the same, ie the statue is built and destroyed, Dharma comes to the island, etc.
No, the statue had already been built and destroyed and Dharma had already come to the island when the Incident happened. No reason to assume it didn't sink then.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
Ah, that's true. We were shown nothing on the sunken island to date it post-Incident/1977.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think the bomb going off propelled the 77-ers to their proper timeline (2007, with Ajira Airways, Jacob, Ben etc.), while creating an entirely new timeline where the island sank and they never crashed.
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't hear one fuckin frackles
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
there was a blondie though
― Roz, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
gonna be pretty ;_: if this season is frackles-free
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
I hope they make some bold fashion choices for ben this season
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
I am thinking that the reason that Juliet knows that it worked is that she became unstuck in universes due to being right near the blast.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Damn lotta posts to catch up on the last 12 hours!
Why was Jack's neck bleeding btw?― JimD, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 9:39 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkso they have something to connect the preceding events to when shown later on, a la the rip in Ben's coat
Thanks for the call above on Puppet Master guy from Heroes being the cab driver that Kate sticks up - it indeed was David H. Lawrence.
And the Desmond thing is definitely interesting, since he has been untethered to time, perhaps he will also be untethered to the shifting realities..
The Shannon thing I'm pretty sure they said she didn't accept their offer to come back - that's the only reason she was written off the plane.
And for Juliet... so she should be totally alive and cool in the alternate universe, so she'll probably pop up again some point this season. Maybe you're right and that's how she figured it out right before she died.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
they writers may try to be cute and reconcile the two time lines as one--
the current 2004 lost people all become friends, jack operates on locke, sawyer bangs kate, hurley becomes mayor of LA, and somehow they decide to go back to the island in 2007... when they wake up in the aftermath of the bomb going off.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
wtf, one of my Facebook friends just wrote "I don't have a TV at home, what is 'Lost'?" as her status
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
so, my (prob wrong) thought on the nice to see you out of those chains thing re: alpert - the only character we've seen in chains (and that locke has seen in chains) on lost is Anthony Cooper (lockes dad, the real sawyer)
from lostapedia:
Acting on knowledge obtained from a file given to him by Richard Alpert, Locke carried Cooper to the Black Rock and then lured Sawyer there to kill him, claiming that the man he was holding captive was Ben. After Locke locked Sawyer and Cooper in the Brig together, Cooper told Sawyer about how he came to the island, corroborated Naomi's claim that Flight 815 was found with no survivors, and shared his belief that the island is actually Hell. Cooper then inadvertently revealed his past connection to Sawyer, who handed him the letter he wrote to the original Sawyer as a child, demanding that he read it. When Cooper mocked Sawyer and tore up his letter, Sawyer strangled him to death with a chain. ("The Brig")
so its possible that alpert gets to inhabit memories/peeps as well?
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 1:05 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
imo it was super disappointing that they didn't let Sawyer pop up with a familiar nickname for one of the 'strangers' he met in the airport, but maybe they were afraid that would send the wrong message about him being aware of everything.
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
xp: I'd maybe buy that if the Locke in question who made the comment was actually Locke
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
well hes part locke, or at least has access to his memories - ie the whole telling ben what his last thoughts were
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
I also enjoyed the return of the slow motion walking while violins play part of lost
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
it was long as hell and I don't even remember what part it was, only that it happened
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
brother
gtfo
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
the other thing that makes me think the fake locke chains comment is more than just "oh hai you were on that ship" is that the look on alperts face is much more "oh shit/oh wait you know about that" shock than i'd expect otherwise, unless he somehow is too dense to have figured out who fake locke is at that point which is doubtful
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
I just thought it was general undisguised terror on Alpert's part.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
maybe. idk there seemed to be an element of oh snap spit-take about it. my idea is def far fetched tho (although not much more so than them somehow getting cooper on the island or 90% of the other shit, so who knows)
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
I agree with mr. PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! I think people go a little overboard with the interpretation of this show sometimes.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
slow start but was enjoying this by the end. got the eps from hotfile/rapidshare, worked like a charm :)
sawyer was hard to watch in this. he just sucks when he's actively angry. also gaaaah @ "you got it, blondie"
smokey and temple stuff all pretty cool.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey has gone back to being terrifying
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah them setting up the Sawyer angry vendetta blaming Jack re: Juliet was terrible, really hope they don't work that angle the whole season
― PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! PLIES! (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
It's a very natural vendetta to set up, though. They've spent pretty much the entire series in competition with each other and have never really been best buds, so it would be very odd and wholly out-of-character for Sawyer to be all "I know your shenanigans just got my wife killed but it's okay because you meant well."
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
unless he somehow is too dense to have figured out who fake locke is at that point which is doubtful
It may be that while he knows MIB he has no clue that MIB imitates the dead of the island?
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
(meanwhile Kate being all "I feel your pain" on the outside while on the inside she's all "WOO-HOO I HAVE BOTH OF MY FUCKTOYS BACK" is also v in-character, so while I'm not looking forward to another round of pussy-go-round it sort of seems inevitable at this point)
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
Not one of those alternate reality guys bothered to grow a goatee? Come On!
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ this. I read an interview with Lindelhof and Cuse where they talk about the Sawyer/Jack/Kate triangle being back this season, and that it was something fans wanted to see -- what fans are they hearing from that wanted this? Twilight teens?
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
more important frogurt trivia: he is also "roach" (the mute helpful kid) in people under the stairs.
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nicknames
the Sawyer entry here is kind of incredible
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
what fans are they hearing from that wanted this? Twilight teens?
TWoPpers
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
Yuck
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
most disgusting savages iirc
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
Many people as well as various inanimate objects: Son of a bitch
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
what did Juliet say before she said she had something to tell him? Was it "would you like to get a cup of tea?" -- i.e. was she flashing forward to when she meets Sawyer in un-crash time?
― Maria :D, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
also I'd like to see an animated gif of Juliet falling down the hole
― Maria :D, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
was she flashing forward to when she meets Sawyer in un-crash time?
Oooh, hadn't thought of that.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
no walt/michael on the flight has throttled my hopes of a walt and smokey psychic combat throwdown,but seeing Sol has raised hopes for Ian McShane/Deadwood superreunion.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
good catch lostpedia, i missed this:
Flashsideways timeline: Sun & Jin are not married. Sun is called Ms. Paik, not Mrs. Kwon, by the customs officer at LAX. Neither Jin or Sun are wearing wedding rings.
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
oh hey
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/02/02/lost-premiere-damon-carlton/
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
was that posted? sorry if it was
I think the plane trip we saw is the end result of what is going to happen in this Jacob/MIB post hatch explosion life that Sawyer et al landed in. Smokey wants to go home- maybe his struggle with Jacob (in Sayid?)- will cause the real reset, send the island under water somehow, allow the 815 flight to off without a hitch. With a lot more clever LOST tricks I am not capable of writing...
Isn't it interesting that locke's knives and jack's dad's coffin- two tangible objects that were of significant use on the island- were the two things missing from the flight?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
All of the island events we saw last night are in 2007, though; the plane trip is (presumably) in 2004.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
No, 2004. That's when Desmond blew up the hatch, right?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
Or yes, I guess the hatch would still have looked like wreckage in 2007.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, everything on the island was same time frame. Ben definitely killed Jacob in 2007, and then Jacob appears to Hurley and says "I died 10 minutes ago."
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
The parallel timeline aspect of the show this season is going to keep me awake at night, but I welcome the challenge.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
hi maria last night i got a gif animator to make a bram/smokey gifin the meantime here is juliet falling down the hole as requested you sadisthttp://i50.tinypic.com/16lbk3s.gif
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
good because they only showed that THREE TIMES last night (between recap episode, recap at beginning of new episode, then within new episode)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I get that they're in 2007, I think this season will be about accomplishing something that propels them back to 2004 as if the island never existed.
Xp interesting about the Paik/ring observations!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
bloody kissing is the worst
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 3:25 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
im sort of hoping they open every show with it
― max, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
haha replaces the LOST title card
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
so i think we're supposed to get that their lives were connected to the island long before oceanic 815 right?
kind of hoping still-crippled alt.locke is somehow going to save everyone from evil.bad.fake.locke.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but that's nothing new? their lives being connected.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, that and her posthumous 'it worked' were indications that she was briefly aware of the fact that an alternate timeline had been created.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
but didn't Miles establish when explaining his power to Hurley that he just has access to a dead person's final living thoughts, not actual communications from beyond?
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, but her conversation with Sawyer showed that she had awareness of it while living, hence Miles was able to pick it up, being some of her last thoughts. (Reminds me of MIB's last-thoughts-of-Locke monologue)
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
Apropos of nothing these posters are really nice!
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
oh ok...i think i was distracted or something during her death scene so i didn't really catch that
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
There were a bunch of little exchanges I had to replay. The fact that the post-implosion Swan set looks so different now totally threw me, too, so I didn't realize everybody was in 2007 for a while.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
It's weird that the Dharma van travelled with everybody, too.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
Someone must have been touvhing the van.. The same reason clothes can timetravel
________
Finefinemusic might be right that there isn't an alternative universe thing going on but rather another reset happens later this season. Anything is possible.
That reminds me. Tonight's episode of Fringe is supposed to have universes colliding. I really like that show a lot.
Oh yeah, one more thing. This thread has given me some hope since when I posted yesterday that Black Tunic Guy/Fake Locke may still have a chance at being the good guy. He might be the key to resetting everything and sinking the island (if there isn't alt universes). He found a loophole but killing Jacob isn't the only thing he has to do...
BTW, I was thinking Miles was sort of like "who would want to talk to the dead (my gift is a pain in the ass)" when Hurley said "visit me anytime".
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
lots of jabber about the dharma shark in the underwater shot implying that the island sank later than 1977 btw
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
brb, starting a band called Dharma Shark
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
will be shocked if there is not already a band named dharma shark
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Dharma+Shark%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
there isn't one that Google knows about, at least not on the 1st page
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
Oh right, I'd forgotten about the rope Sawyer was holding when Locke went down the well to turn the wheel.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
it would be kind of awesome if only men's clothes could time-travel
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
quick dan snail mail yourself a copy of this thread and dont open the envelope and you will have eternal rights to the Dharma Shark empire
― rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
speaking of Fringe, I was thinking how it's weird the special effects in Fringe are so good while the effects in Lost are so cheesy. I guess maybe they aren't using much CGI in Fringe, maybe more old-school effects instead?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
i think Lost blows their budget on huge cast/Hawaii/etc.
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I think Fox nets like $250K an ep.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
Ok, $22525.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
Dammit. Anyways ...
Fringe either won something or was nominated for it's special effects
― stop assuming I assumed something LOL (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
oh like an award for television shows? interesting
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
lots of jabber about the dharma shark in the underwater shot implying that the island sank later than 1977 btw --rhea perlman is "horrible" (jjjusten)
IMO to continue my idea from upthread perhaps the bomb Juliet hit didn't go off but all the losties experienced a time jump- sending them to 2007 to fight for Jacob. The ultimate end of this war is that the island sinks.. hence the Dharma shark. I think the 2004 flight is a post-war flashforward, not that I know how exactly they'll end up back in Sydney.. but I do think linearly, the flight is the last thing to happen in one timeline.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
Is it Tuesday yet? :(
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
Pretty sure the Dharma zoology program was already running in 1977, so don't see why the dharma shark means that the island didn't blow up in 1977, but that would be one very old shark in that case. I just assumed it was an easter egg.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
I think the 2004 flight is a post-war flashforward, not that I know how exactly they'll end up back in Sydney.. but I do think linearly, the flight is the last thing to happen in one timeline.
That's how I see it too. Guess that makes the alt scenes flashbackforwardsideways?
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
I think you guys might be overthinking it... well, I don't think the Dharma shark thing is meant to reveal anything. Hitting the bomb worked, creating an alternate timeline with a sunken island, but it didn't destroy the existing one (where the Hatch was built, 815 crashed, etc) so the crew returned to the 2007 of that timeline. Hopefully Sun and Jin meet sooner than later! They're inevitably gonna merge the two universes somehow. (I bet they all have to choose which universe they want to save.) For now, I'm really enjoying the ride that we're getting with alt-2004... 2004-X.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it was nice to see the old, sweet hapless John Locke back on the plane
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
If it turns out Palin won in alt timeline, blow that timeline up, too.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
I think we've got the alt history covered here
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
it was really sweet seeing terry oquinn reprise his role as early-Lost locke.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
cuse/lindelof interviews are always so boring because they can't tell us anything we don't already know.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
season 6 = the it's a wonderful life season
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
Quite enjoyed this though I thought they wasted too much time padding out stuff everyone knew already, and had to bludgeon a few bits, "OH JUST IN CASE YOU ARE DUMB FAKE LOCKE IS THE SMOKE MONSTER, OKAY??? LETS HAVE HIM SAY SOMETHING THAT TELLS US THIS AGAIN."
Yeah, that was nice. MIB can't touch Jacob, so Jacob's ashes become the circles of ash that stop MIB
This doesn't make any sense, didn't the temple people say something about spreading ashes when they shot the flare etc? So clearly it's not Jacob's ashes as they had only just found out he was dead. Plus the cabin was surrounded by ashes and Jacob was alive at that point. It's obviously ashes of another kind or just any old ash.
WTF is up with Kate btw, literally 2 mins after Sayid has died and she is washing Sawyer's face with a big fucking beaming smile. Do they even realise what a vile human being they have written?
The alternate timeline thing is sort of weird...definitely think they're stressing the differences in people's lives, eg Hurley being lucky etc, Shannon not being on the flight. I think behind this the implication is that the bomb plan was for the best. Directly after Sawyer goes mental and is threatening to kill Jack (after one of the times he does this) it cuts back to the flight and the air hostess saying to Jack "some people just don't know how to say thanks."
Was there any significance in Smokey/Locke cutting off a piece of the rug or tapestry thing in the room where Jacon died? I just thought the size and shape of the piece he cut off to wipe the knife on was almost exactly the same as the piece of rug the shadow of the statue dudes found in the cabin...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
wondering if Sayid is now like Richard and will live without ageing. but presumably he went thru a totally different process to young Ben. maybe Sayid has now "gained" innocence (ha, undeservedly if so...altho he did help build that school in Dominica or whatever). also where is Nadiacat?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
also lolz at Kate climbing the tree to hide from the bomb
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid being a new immortal makes a lot of sense to me, given that he has nothing to go back home to in the original timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
My guess is Sayid is alive and well (for whatever reason) but the dudes in the temple are going to go bananas and not know why and think he's Smokey.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
There were so many times over the last 2 seasons that I was sure Sayid was going to be killed off, and now he appears to be integral in some way to the advancement of the show its final season. Good work, writers.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think Sayid has ever been 'important' in the grand scheme of things but they know how popular the character is and how useful he can be in terms of having a guy like that in play and would never really take him out the action
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
Was it established that Richard Alpert was a regular human at some point? The "glad to see you out of chains" thing sounds like he was a fugitive on their alien ship. (so he's the alien version of Kate?)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
MIB -- can't remember, was it established that his name is Esau, or am I hallucinating that?
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
We just called him that (other internet places did too) because he's Jacob's evil "brother."
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
re chains i think richard was just a skate punk before his hippy phase
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)
ah okxp
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)
Essau's (or whatever his name) not being able to touch Jacob doesn't seem to hold water. He could heave a rock at him! It's probably some weird alien restraining order. "Loophole" implies some legalese to squirm around.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
can't remember who broke the ash circle around the cabin but didn't this allow Jacob to escape from it (to protect himself from Esau, he formed the circle) and then Esau to use it instead (as implied by Ilana)? it seems like Smokey can manipulate objects but the ash circles can only be broken by humans (whether accidentally or not).
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
it's never been clear who broke that circle iirc?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
enjoyed this but really have no fkn clue what's gwan on now. sort of preferred the non-island stuff because it's relatively uncomplicated. but at this point i've forgotten who all those people with richard were, when smoke-locke happened, etc. terrible, i know.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
love the new Other leader "i despise the taste of your language on my tongue"
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
they must all be thinking 'can't believe we have to work with this dick'
btw i'm really hoping ian mcshane shows up somehow this season, seeing how they've used every other deadwood actor. he'd make a good slave owner in a richard alpert flashback
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
Was it established that Richard Alpert was a regular human at some point? The "glad to see you out of chains" thing sounds like he was a fugitive on their alien ship.
Sounded to me like, "I remember when you showed up on that slave ship called the Black Rock."
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
new other leader is gonna turn out to be one of those Hansos right?
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
guys: should i bother watching seasons 2.5-5 to catch up or what? i'm watching the premiere right now and it makes zero sense
― and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
I explained it the other day to someone else who stopped watching in the second season like this: In season 2, Lost was still just a cuddly little baby of a show. Now it's a grown adult will all manner of neuroses and ailments that needs constant attention.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
you're not helping
― and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
like basically should i just read wiki and catch up, or are the other seasons worth it
― and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
like what is all this talk of 1977???
I ended up watching the very first and last episodes of battlestar galactica and nothing else, and if the finale is anything like battlestar galactica, you might be content not having to watch anything in between. (i.e. the finale might very well ruin every other episode)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
are the other seasons worth it
3 is essentially worthless, but the leadup to the finale and the finale itself were great. 4 and 5 were a lot of fun, but definitely the point where the show fully embraced crazy.s2 is wonderful.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
i personally think seasons 4 and 5 are totally worth watching and probably wouldn't translate well to playing catchup with recaps or whatever...the places they take the story can be pretty ridiculous on paper but i think are more often than not told pretty entertainingly.
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
lol that might help. i'm considering starting buying the box sets since they're pretty cheap now, it's all time skipping anyways
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
For all the complaining about season 3, I miss the pace of people just hangin' out on the island, having little adventures.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
If you're looking to catch up hastily, you can treat the little adventures episodes like extras, though. Basically what you want to make sure you see in S3 are the Desmond-centric episodes and then the final three.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
Darlton have stated that the underwater shots give us evidence that New Otherton was in existence when the island sank--so post-purge, not 1977.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
oh i didn't think of that but you're right
― rhea perlman posts as "harbl" (some dude), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)
But The Barracks (aka New Otherton) were built sometime in the early 1970's, so that doesn't make sense.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, New Otherton was originally Dharmatown.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)
S3 had some awful awful stuff at the start, but after about halfway it got its bearings back. I'm a hopeless fan though, so I guess I gotta say - do it all gbx! I don't really see the point of jumping on this point without having seen the last two seasons.
Got no problem with the little adventure episodes myself, but a lot of those depended on the strength of the melodrama in the flashback, which it seems a lot of people seem to dislike as it takes away from the island plots, but it's always been a backbone of the show.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
hurley flashbacks were always pretty solid.
hey i'm watching this kimmel interview with the creator guys -- smokey and esau are not the same dude?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
so i just read the synopsis of season three....was that the one with the gap in it? i think that's where i fell off. anyway, the synopsis was breathless and barely sensical, but i think if i jump in with 4 i'll be all set
― and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
id watch 3 as well, i dont hate it as much as other peeps seem to. plus introduces juliet and her story which is kind of important
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
so yeah basically suck it up and dig in, pal
being half in on Lost seems kind of pointless imo
― bnw, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
Srsly, you have to watch at least the last three episodes of S3 even if you feel caught up. They're some of the best of the entire Lost run.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
theres no reason to skip stuff to catch up unless you really want to wait week to week for new episodes which sucks balls
― bnw, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
you can not miss the underwater station cuties, you just don't want to
― ra (ramon cora), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
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he is also one of the few characters left who is not completely and utterly contemptible
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is otm, sometimes i feel like i missed a season somewhere
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda wish they'd gone all-in though, just once, and shown him really doing his original line of work, and not just being remorseful and weepy about it years later. But this is ABC and not HBO, so whatcha gonna do.
xpost re sayid
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 8:16 PM (3 minutes ago)
Comics nerds who are watching Lost may recognize this feeling from reading Grant Morrison. Ultracompression, "pay attention and connect the dots or get the fuck out"
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
eh he's a fucking ham too
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but what are hams for if not sci-fi shows
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
I had a conversation with a friend today where he was complaining about how everything was so slow and obviously spelled out that it was annoying. He didn't quite believe me when I tried to explain that people DO need stuff to help catch up, it's not that obvious to everyone... so I'm not too surprised a few people on this thread - even dedicated watchers - still don't totally get or remember what's going on.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
Just skip the episode w/Jack and Bai Ling that explains his stupid tattoos...that one was so bad that I stopped watching the show for a long time after that.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
You weren't the only one.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
You know it's bad when the producers actually use that episode to pitch the network execs "see? this is what you'll get if we don't get an end date for this show! this crap!" and it works.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
^ haha, I never knew!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
It's actually kinda fun if you watch it knowing that.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 8:22 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
I really, really want this show to wrap up in hardcore Morrisonian fashion. Just go next-level bizarro meta on us here, L O S T. I'm down.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
WE'RE ALL L O S T
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)
watching season 4 and I think I'm catching up?
― and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
“God bless the survivors of Oceanic 815, because they’re so self-centered, they thought the only effect [of detonating the bomb] was going to be that their plane never crashes.” But they don’t stop to think, “If we do this in 1977, what else is going to affected by this?”
kind of love how much the writers acknowledge that their heroes are completely dumb and selfish.
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
Haha me too! Especially w/respect to Kate who it seems has become more openly assholish over the past couple of seasons, they've been pretty explicit that so much of what she does is out of pure self-interest.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
Scarlett O'Hara in a little gray t-shirt.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
the funny thing is that s4 takes a lot of twists and turns to basically end up at the finale of s3
srsly though dude final ep of s3 is one of the best. I wouldn't skip that one.
― dmr, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ hurley yelling DUDE when the temple guy breaks the aunk
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
xp It is pretty awesome, though knowing the twist probably takes a little away from that. Probably my favorite finale, though. I think of the pregnancy stuff that popped up in S3, including Juliet's origin, might be important. And obviously the introduction of the cabin/Jacob. Just watch it, man!
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
srsly, must-see s3 episodes: the Desmond, Juliet, and Ben episodes + the final three eps.
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
does anyone else find that whenever they reload this page it takes them straight to pictures of semi naked sun?
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 February 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
that's because that post is the first one hidden behind the "show all messages" cut
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
oh okay
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
I was torn between laughing and crying when the music suddenly went all jaunty and we had a little zoomy underwater tour around Nu-Otherton. Out of all the stuff on Lost, that totally freaked me out.
Enjoyed: - Fake Locke's FACE OF EVIL right after he tells Ben he wants to go home. He gets gradually more evil looking as the conversation proceeds and then there's a bonus GRRR shot at the end as well!- Fake Locke's summary (judging??) of Locke.- Cindy & the kids!- Jack needing a pen on the plane- Alterna-timeline on plane gradually getting a bit more interesting (noticed the Ms Paik thing, etc). - I imagined the smokemonster doing a little giggle when he worked out how to get Bram out of the circle of ash. Hehe, another loophole!- Glad Juliet's gone, although "I've something important to tell you" "..." was cringey.
Scratching my head over:- No WAAALT and Michael on the plane?- Does Ben really not have a clue wtf is going on, as he seems to?
I'm assuming the temple day spa was meant to be healing water and the guy cutting his hand was to test it.Have to say I'm glad everyone on the island is back in the same time.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, gotta say... even though he's been so good every season, to the point where it's kinda taken for granted now, Terry O'Quinn is pretty awesome in these episodes, the variation between Smokey-Locke and Locke-X is great and so well-played and effective in both cases.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)
Lol, just reading the interview with Lindelof/Cuse linked upthread.
"When our characters posited the “What if?” scenario, they neglected to think about what the other effects of potentially changing time might be and we’re embracing those things."
Yeah. They neglected to think about quite a lot of things, or ever query anything (tbf, Mrs Hawking did tell Jack not to think about how ridiculous anything was) or ask any pertinent questions, or share valuable information throughout all 5 seasons, because THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)
probably my favorite scene in the episode was a pretty small bit, but was so emotionally jarring that it just really grabbed me, and i don't think i've ever seen anything exactly like it before: after sawyer finishes burying juliet and badgers miles to tell her what her last thoughts were, and miles is evasive, sawyer's dropping miles into the fresh dirt and rubbing his face in the grave was very startling to me. a real emotionally "wow" moment. iirc.
― Clay, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
If you read interviews with "darlton" they're constantly on about it being a "character driven" show and it's "all about the characters". But this is bollocks, it's the least character driven of any serial tv show in this era.
Do any of you even care about the characters? Sure we have our favourites but they're mostly just impulsive idiots running around wildly.
The plot rules all with lost, agree with people saying it feels like we've missed a season. Not cos it's confusing, more cos it's hard to care about a lot of the cast.
Eg Jin and Sun....who could possibly care?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 February 2010 08:35 (fifteen years ago)
i do. but i'm a girl who doesn't get alternate realities.
But this is bollocks, it's the least character driven of any serial tv show in this era.
seriously, as someone who sat through four seasons of Smallville and 2 1/2 seasons of Heroes, I completely disagree.
You're right that plot is far more key to LOST than character but I do think the characters are a huge part of the show's appeal. the show started out as character-study first and foremost - things like the monster and the polar bear felt tangential compared to the character backstories: why Locke was in a wheelchair, why Kate was a fugitive, why Sawyer was such a dick. we take this stuff for granted now, mainly because the plot mysteries got more interesting than the character mysteries, but they were a pretty big reason why I started watching LOST in the first place.
and i think even now the writers take pains to make sure that characters always have a good reason in doing what they do, no matter how misguided or dumb (the only time i thought this didn't work AT ALL was Juliet's about-face re: Sawyer and Kate at the end of season 5) and that well-loved characters get a proper resolution when they die.
I'd say LOST's best moments are when they manage to get the balance just right, which is why "The Constant" is everyone's favourite episode - it's a stupidly, unabashedly romantic episode that also moved the plot forwards big time.
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:25 (fifteen years ago)
^absolutely otm. This show's backbone has been the flashback structure, unabashedly sentimental and melodramatic. I care a hell of a lot about the characters, even Jack! The pure, unyielding, unforgiving REGRET that this show is soaked in has always been a major draw for me along with the mysteries.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it's a very character-driven show, it's just successful to wildly varying degrees at how convincing it is at letting the characters drive the plot. i don't think i ever would've got sucked in w/o characters like Hurley, Ben, Sawyer, Sayid, Desmond, etc.
don't know why no Michael/Walt on the plane is any more head-scratching than no Shannon, or Desmond being there...obviously lots of things are different, and if there was any scene they'd avoid having the 17-year-old Walt actor play, it's a reenactment of the pilot w/ 12-year-old Walt.
― some dude, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:46 (fifteen years ago)
Loved the new episodes.Best moment, Charlie's first words on the plane: "Am I alive?..."
― Marco Damiani, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
Fake Locke's FACE OF EVIL right after he tells Ben he wants to go home. He gets gradually more evil looking as the conversation proceeds and then there's a bonus GRRR shot at the end as well!
yah with those pointy ears he looked like THE DEVIL imo.
so rite -c. 1600 there were these two guys, jacob and that guy from deadwood.-then a ship landed.-alpert was on the ship?-cut to: the 1950s-the US army come along. then the dharma initiative?-ben, son of a dharma guy, meets with alpert, an immortal-in a fit of pique he kills lots of people-in 2004 when oceanic 815 crashes, you have ben + ex-dharma bros? and also alpert and his guys?-and from a certain point in time mr widmore, ex-US army guy, has been trying to find/take control of the island-ben is against this-in 2007 that arab guy from 'three kings' lands with locke's body and... uh... this is where i really lose it.
time to hit lostpedia.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)
oh and
-there are also these temple guys + danny mcbride's brother from eastbound and down/farrell's ex-ci in miami vice... they for some reason took some of the 815-ers, but not the rest. they are part of team alpert?
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:04 (fifteen years ago)
mr widmore, ex-US army guy, has been trying to find/take control of the island
Widmore was the leader of the Others prior to Ben, not an army guy.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)
The Others have a habit of taking the clothes/weapons/homes/identities of the groups they've displaced - they did this for the US army in the 50s and Dharma after the 80s. I think Ben is the only Dharma guy to turn to the Others, and kills the rest of them in the Purge (late 80s in theory).
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)
hm. i just watched a recap, and i guess it's when they bring in the *donkey wheel that can move the island* that i nod out. that and the time travel. and the whole thing of jack-kate-hurley-sayid getting zapped off the plane when everyone else on the plane lands on the island, kind of thing. bit arbitrary.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I thought Widmore was an army guy too, but according to Lostpedia he just stole the uniform.
I think there's always been a tension between character-focus and plot-focus in Lost. We were drowning in character-building for the first three seasons, and it wasn't until they introduced the flash-forwards as a device that the plot really started gaining the upper hand. Like, finally we could stop dwelling on increasingly extraneous character information like Sawyer's daughter or Jack's fucking tattoos and instead watch the characters react solely to new situations.
I think S3 jaded me to a lot of what was good about seasons 1 and 2, because after a certain point it was like "Okay, you've created your sandbox, let's start playing in it already."
― Al Gore invented the internet to house the bitterness of humanity (reddening), Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)
it's the least character driven of any serial tv show in this era.
http://www.anderewelten.de/images/Jack%20Bauer%20II.jpg
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
re. characters... it as "good" characters, but everything is so fucked up you can't really call it character-driven. in alias, you had this whole complicated story going on but it was easy to watch it w.out really caring about the fibonacci code or whatever it was. also lost has about twenty impt characters at any one time so.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
Re: All the joking earlier about women not "getting" parallel universes.
Obv. this isn't really a gender thing. I'm seeing TV writers (Male & Female) expressing anger over this two timelines concept, and it seems to boil down to "I'm too stupid to even bother attempting to think about this idea, so therefore it's too complicated for the audience." They said the same thing about the time travel stuff last SSN.
It seems that some people feel upset that they were tricked into watching a SF show when they thought it was something else.
There seems to be a real resistance to science fiction amongst TV and movie critics. I can't count how many reviews I've read of fairly straightforward SF movies where the idiot critic decided the plot was too complicated.
I can understand criticism of Lost along the lines of "time travel and alternate realities have been done to death already" but not of "this is too hard to follow."
For an annoying example of a show going out of way to make sure the audience "gets it", there's Flash Forward where everytime a character or events from more than ten minutes ago is mentioned, you see a flashback filling you in on it.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
Ha ha I had no idea!
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)
one problem is that it can't address the ridic paradoxes thrown up by time travel.
and when we have a sitch where some people on a plane are sucked back in time, and others aren't, we're in bad "the island wanted it to happen" territory.
i like sci-fi, but not final-five era BSG.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)
n e way, i think in the past there has been muttering about how the valenzetti equation etc. are meant to prevent THE END OF THE WORLD. so that jack-attack et al tampering with the past has fucked things up, and so the world is going to end unless they go back one last time. or s.thing.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
re: "the island wanted it to happen" territory
gotta remember that LOST isn't just overtly sci-fi but overtly religious/supernatural at the same time - it's concerned with duality most of all. you know, "man of science, man of faith", fate/destiny vs free will, black vs white, us vs Others...
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
skins vs shirts
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not saying everything on Lost makes perfect sense, but people getting all brain-fizzled over tried-and-true concepts like alternate realities and time-travel is like if every time a cop show had a plot where the FBI and the local police had a dispute over jurisdiction and critics were all, "OMG what is this bureaucratic mumbo jumbo? How are we supposed to follow the inner workings of the justice system?"
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
To confuse things further about whether Sun & Jin married in the alt-timeline. The producers admitted that they fucked up from the beginning by giving Sun Jin's last name, since Korean women do not adopt their husbands' last names. Maybe in the alt-time line Lost hired more culturally sensitive fact checkers.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
that would be ... confusing.
― dmr, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
I think Ben is the only Dharma guy to turn to the Others, and kills the rest of them in the Purge (late 80s in theory).
think there was one real Dharma guy left after the Purge, Kelvin was locked down in the Swan before Desmond got there
― dmr, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
I'd like to know who was watching this show about a magical island for four years and didn't realize they were essentially watching a fantasy-based genre show.
― Clay, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
im with nrq, theres messing-with-factual-reality and then theres it-was-all-a-dream-deus-ex-machina-type sins against narrative
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
tired of the s3 panning. the second half was good and the last few superb - gbx you must watch them for cryin out loud
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
the more i think about it the more i realize how much better this show would have been as 5 or 6 12-episode seasons
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
not that i dont love the show with all my heart and soul
but im feeling a little bit abused at this point
Maybe in the alt-time line Lost hired more culturally sensitive fact checkers.
they're still going to get it loliciously rong when doing Des in England.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he's a Rangers fan now
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
naw dog, i was signed up for whatever, but in the makers' claims to have got it all figured out are not borne (sp? born?) out by the show as it unfolds. i don't really feel much is added to the show, quality-wise, by having the island move through space. i wish it was like a big novel where they publish it section-by-section but then can, ahem, go back, and tighten it up.
i don't care about stuff like jack meets bai ling. makes more sense to me than jacob being killed by -- not the smoke monster-as-locke, but by ben, because uhhh. and then jacob can actually come back to lyfe and tell hurley if he leaves it about 90mins, because hey what the fuck it's only a gunshot wound right?, he can go resuscitate sayid, but maybe sayid is now jacob, and sayid is now vitally impt... n e way this is kind of "and then he"-style storytelling.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
jacob is just a ghost, altho it does beg the question what could he do alive that he can't now do dead - apart from catch fish and work the loom thingy
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
xpost i think they did the island moving in space/time thing because it was a convenient way of filling in the island's backstory - the dharma stuff, the origin of the Others, also Ben/Miles/Daniel/Charlotte/Widmore's stories...
okay not entirely sure why the O6 needed to be rescued at all, but i think the three-year gap and separation created some good developments wrt the character dynamics (though maybe these are the parts that everyone hates) - Jack being just that little bit more fucked up, Sawyer/Juliet, Hurley embracing the crazy, Jin now speaking fluent English, Desmond/Penny/Baby Charlie, Sayid working for Ben...
i'm going to give the Jacob/Smokey/Locke thing a bit of time - they introduced all of this in the last episode, so it's not even close to being completely fleshed out or explained yet...
(also you're nrq? haha sorry i just realised...)
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
makes more sense to me than jacob being killed by -- not the smoke monster-as-locke, but by ben, because uhhh.
How does Ben killing Jacob rather than Flocke not make sense? If Smokey could kill Jacob himself he had several thousand years to do it in. It would have been a lot worse if Flocke just killed Jacob.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
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Well, I think the thing you're overlooking is that Lost is as much a mystery as anything else, and instead of having episodic mysteries or one big mystery, they keep so many different plates spinning at once that I think sometimes it does become overkill and the audience has a right to cry foul. I think the flash forwards were introduced, and then resolved, pretty gracefully, and that great episodes like The Constant really helped people get on board with the time travel stuff. But the alternate reality/flashsideways stuff is a whole new and deliberately disorienting beast, and while I think it's too soon for any critic to say this is too much, it all depends on how they deal with it in the next few episodes, I can still totally see this being the development that turns everyone into Austin Powers going "oh no I've gone cross-eyed."
― some dude, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
my mind was not blown but i have faith that the writers won't fuck this up
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah reading that brief interview with them on EW was re-assuring.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
"they keep so many different plates spinning at once that I think sometimes it does become overkill"
well, this is exactly what makes Lost so unique :)It was like this since the first episode and the writers have been able to resolve effectively many twists and turns. After all, we watch the show mostly to be all-amazed: generally, Lindelhof & Cuse are able to get away with it.
― Marco Damiani, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
Lindelof, even.
― Marco Damiani, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
hey guys, it's happened, I am completely disinterested in speculation about the plot now! it only took five seasons.
― mh, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
think u mean uninterested brah
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
he's completely nonplussed
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
yeah probably
― mh, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
you guys just don't know about my relationship with the screenwriters
Well, I think the thing you're overlooking is that Lost is as much a mystery as anything else, and instead of having episodic mysteries or one big mystery, they keep so many different plates spinning at once that I think sometimes it does become overkill and the audience has a right to cry foul.
True. But I object to storytelling devices (especially common ones that have been around for centuries) being rejected out-of-hand, before the critic even knows where the writers are going with them, as too complicated for the dumb-ass TV viewership. I mean FFS, there's another network show (Fringe) already using an alternate universe plotline.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it's the mere existence of an alternative universe plotline so much as it being introduced in addition to the already intricate web of time travel, flashbacks, flash forwards, immortals, walking dead and so on when they've only got one season here to wrap it up. I have faith in the writers too, but I sympathize with people that are clutching their heads a bit after that premiere.
― some dude, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
Lost seems to be vaguely organically building these things, at least. I can't think of any major plot questions that haven't rolled into the next thing (why polar bears? Dharma likes animal experiments. why in the desert? frozen donkey wheel explains it, etc.). It's not like the damn X-Files where we have eight explanations for Mulder's sister's whereabouts and no one even cares about the main backstory because it's so contrived. They've been dropping hints about the Temple for a long time, and now it's getting introduced with a mix of old and new characters. Not shabby.
― mh, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
why in the desert? frozen donkey wheel explains it
lol -- not being snide coz im obviously a committed viewer -- but lol
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache-08.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2010/01/800x600_lostway31.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
Time travel pretty much has to lead to parallel universe shit by definition, unless you use the "it's impossible to change the future by changing things in the past" loophole, which no one really does.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
I think we are seeing a possible universe rather than a parallel one per se. It could actually be a nice pay-off for viewers even if it's just "proving" to us that their destiny was to all come together/to Jacob). Considering what Cuselof said about Heroes and alt futures they can't go down that route so the big mystery now is whether/how the two realities we're seeing will converge or relate.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
it would be classic if the stories never converged and half of the show was just following a random bunch of people in LA, short cuts-style. but SOMETHING TELLS ME that isn't going to happen.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
would kind of lol if they were showing us "what really happened" after the whole island situation gets cleared up in those asides as opposed to a parallel universe
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
idk about this 'the bomb went off = Shannon never got on the plane' thing tho
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
I think we are seeing a possible universe rather than a parallel one per se.
I don't understand the distinction here.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
possible = could've happened but hasn'tparallel = is also happening
but i'm taking it back anyway
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
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oh god no... for all its messiness, the lost dudes know how to tell stories about 1000x better than GM
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
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i reckon it'll pan out. if the actress wasn't available, they wouldn't have made a thing of it -- could ahve shown stock footage of her on the plane or whatever. they certainly wouldn't have dialogue explaining it, i hope n e way. so far they haven't left the airport but maybe it'll be like the 1985 sections of back to the future 2 out there.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
that said, i find it hard to keep all this complicated mythology/backstory stuff in my head, but i enjoy cruisin' along with it anyway and then reading more hardcore fans' takes on it and all the references i missed
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theoretically every possible universe exists as a parallel universe so the distinction seems moot to me
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
so far they haven't left the airport but maybe it'll be like the 1985 sections of back to the future 2 out there.
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that would be rad. "ok bye dudes" *jack hops on hoverboard*
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
I think they're actually using this to set the stage for Boone's character to go in a totally different direction; most of his time on the island was defined in contrast to his sister and that tension is part of what pushed him into becoming Locke's disciple. How different would that dynamic have been without Shannon's needling?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
i would go with the idea of them not being able to leave LAX but it just reminds me of The Terminal rather than The Prisoner so nein danke
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
Also could we see Locke's Dad again?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
What about the "the bomb went off = Hurley is the luckiest man alive" thing?
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
on the Kimmel interview Damon and Carlton said something along the lines of "we hope to have Shannon back on later" -- no idea where they are in the production of the final episodes but maybe they're still trying to get her on and haven't yet?
― some dude, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
Apologies if this was posted somewhere upthread, but Newsweek showed some employees who'd never seen the show and solicited commentary. Kind of funny...
http://www.newsweek.com/id/40211#?l=1785302026&t=64735611001
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
lol at dude who was all "ISLANDS DON'T DISAPPEAR"
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
ha!
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
"White animals? What animal is white? This doesn't make any sense. I'm from New York, I've never seen a white animal... maybe some cats..."
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
All this is "Sound of Thunder" type unintended consequences of tampering with the past.
Maybe, since the island sank, Mikhail never went there--instead he shacked up w/ Shannon in Australia and threatened Boone with a grenade when he went to take her home.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
Best theory about Shannon's absence yet!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I'd be bothered by Shannon not being on the plane if it were the only pre-turbulence difference between the original 815 flight and the alt-flight. But there are other differences, too.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
like Charlie's hair. and Jack's hair.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
And Sawyer's hair!
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
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according to lostpedia the actress who plays shannon wasnt available
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
sigh
yes I KNOW she wasn't available, I can actually read
I'm talking about a possible narrative coice I they may have had to make because the actress who played Shannon wasn't available
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
wtf is wrong with my typing ability
Too many pies.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
imo they could easily have just not shown her rather than draw attention to her absence. i mean, did they show nikki and paolo? it's all part of the mystery i guess.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
Nikki and Paolo were actually buried alive in Australia in this timeline
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
some real nerds work at newsweek huh
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
more like nerdsweek
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
more like nerdswork
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
at newsweek in max's o
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
Interesting theory that objects (or people?) used on the island are missing from the alt-timeline 815ers (Jack's pen, Locke's knives, Christian) or never made it onto the plane somehow. If so, I predict that Sawyer's note will be missing. (Also, maybe that's why Shannon didn't get on the plane.)
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
big reveal of season 6 is they find a pen
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
For what's worth, Jack's pen was stolen by Kate on the plane. But the theory can still work for the coffin and the knives.
― Marco Damiani, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
one of those pens where if you turn it 180 the polar bear's clothes disappear.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
he "lost" his clothes
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
.(Also, maybe that's why Shannon didn't get on the plane.)
lol
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
Boone is missing a Shannon
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
kind of frustrated that this episode made me remember that sayid and shannon were "in love"
― max, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
SO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND THE REST OF US?!
― Roz, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
totally forgot about all that
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
this episode made me remember that 'the hurt locker' star evangeline lilly is quite a striking lady.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
yeah she's never looked better than when beating up ed mars in the toilet
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
kinda lol, mostly true
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
lol is he really called ed mars? that's a character in 'the big sleep'.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/thumb/7/73/6x01_SmokeyGoHome.jpg/180px-6x01_SmokeyGoHome.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
btw can I say how flat-out AWESOME it is to see Terry O'Quinn back in terrifying "Stepfather" mode again?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
animated gif or it didnt happen
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
so are there 4 concurrent Lockes now?
MIB lockesmokey lockecorpse lockewheelchair locke?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
that actually is animated.
don't think he's ever made that face in the show before. THE RANGE.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
MIB locke
men in black locke?
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
There are 3 Lockes. There is the corpse on the beach, the smoke monster impersonating him and the dude in the parallel timeline who never went to the island.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
altho wheelchair Locke is in 2004
if Smokey usually emanates from the temple, how does that square with UnLocke's ability to become it? 2 concurrent smokemonsters?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
the kimmel interview suggests man in black and smokey are different dudes.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
"i'm sorry you had to see me like that" tho
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
maybe smokey and MIB/Essau tag teamed?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
i can't really remember but could be something to do with the numbers??weren't they transmitted over radio because they were written on the hatch because they are the equations to save the world because the horse said it would be somaybe if the bomb went off somehow hurley didn't use those numbers to play the lottery? gah i can't remember any more... who cares?
loved the premiere tho. i'm along for the ride!
i'm slightly disappointed with the alternate universe plot. it always bugs me when these concepts are used on such a macroscopic scale. if an alternate universe is created every time someone changes their mind then there are an infinity of universes created every second - somehow the idea that reality forks around some central event just seems an over-simplification verging on complete misunderstanding.
still i have faith the writers will do something fun with it - i'm hoping that they are not in fact alternate realities and some crazy time jumping shit will explain it :D
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 4 February 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
loved the contrast between the new reality similar to the earlier seasons of the show (a set of characters with their lives overlapping) and the totally batshit insane indiana jones antics on the island. bravo
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
I think Hurley being unlucky is due to Widmore/Linus machinations to get him to the island perhaps? and with the bomb going off, no one's doing that anymore?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley is somehow aligned with a certain string of events in both realities, with those events being chaotic/negative in the 815er one (lottery winner, insane, numbers line up with island numbers, horrible misfortune) and chaotic/positive in the "fixed" timeline (still wins lottery, luckiest guy, seems to have his shit together).
― mh, Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
No matter what happens with Hurley, his love for fried chicken will always be.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
"What did you do to become so successful?"
"I won the lottery"
― mh, Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
Am looking forward to Hurley's epic legal battle with the Charles Widmore-owned Outback franchise.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 1:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Totally caught this, *kisses own bicep*
Traveling under different names cuz they're hiding from her father? So they can have a new life?(Sorry if someone suggested that already--had to wait a day to see this and I read through the whole thread pretty quickly)
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
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― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
Haaaa
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
Those people at Newsweek go a long way towards explaining the state of journalism in America. Blue shirt dude was so punchable I almost broke my screen.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
how many times did you punch the screen?
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
unlocke does say "sorry you had to see me like that" which kinda suggests him and smokey are the exact same dude. also not sure if smokey coming from the temple is in any way a fact as such. and even if it is who says he didn't come from there and travel to the statue, he did enter via the door!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah what threw me off was that UnLocke disappeared and then smokey entered from outside and I'm kinda wondering what UnLocke's word is worth on that one--more manipulation or I dunno what. He seemed surprised in last season's finale when Ben told him what went down between him in his meeting w/ smokey under the temple.
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
I sort of assumed that was MIB just acting shocked to fool them as he was believed to be Locke. Just cos appearing as Alex seems to be his modus operandi. what is weird tho is how ben was able to summon smokey before too...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
I think it was in his interest back then for Ben to think that he, as Island Leader, was a guy to follow, rather than some crazy smoke monster. Now the cat's out of the bag.
(Maybe part of what makes all these Locke-exits-smokey-enters scenes happen is that they're saving the expensive MIB-turns-into-smokey CGI shots for later in the season.)
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
Looks as if he's been trapped by some sort of Jacob mojo and has to come when the others call, hangs out in the basement of the Temple Others, etc. Now the only thing he has to worry about is circles of ash and how the heck to get off the island. Was MIB once a person, who became sort of a living electromagnetic field? Bullets dent when they hit him.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
Loved Montand's copy of Kierkegaard
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
Long post alert...
I agree that it's pretty bullshit to describe Lost as primarily character-driven. OK, their stories were interesting in Seasons 1 and 2 but as mentioned above, on the whole they're pretty one-dimensional and/or impulsive. The better characters are those that kind of admit this - Hurley, Sawyer, etc.
As an example, much as I love Sayid he's mainly great because he's had a gruesome backstory and can do neckbreakdancing. The only thing I know about his character is that he loves Nadia, he's good with electronics and at one point cared about thinking strategically about their situation on the island, and that sometimes he's sorry for what he's done (although still might carry on doing it). So if I think about him in other situations, where these factors aren't relevant as motivations, I don't really know anything about him. Also him and Shannon was plain weird.
Jack basically has no character apart from being confused/conflicted quite a lot of the time, and only "develops" when he does a 180-degree change of heart about the island. I don't really care about his daddy issues. Same with Kate, she's never really shown any interest in finding out how they travelled through time or anything. I'm not saying they don't have touching moments in their backstories, or that their actions can't be explained, I just think there's a lack of proper self-examination with them. In some ways I guess I like that Jack's the lead male despite having no exciting characteristics, but everything he does just annoys me.
That said, I'm sure the writers aren't unaware of this, as they led us up the garden path a bit with Locke and then showed quite clearly that he was "nothing special". I hated him as a character around season 3, when he was just acting on blind faith, but now he's come the distance I like what they did with him. (Or maybe... he was Smokey all along!)
I don't mind that much about all this, as I care a lot more about the story than watching a character-study. I think the parallel time line thing was a pretty smart answer to the question of whether they were going to reset or not. And is kind of par for the course with any time-travel stuff. I'm actually wondering whether this season will end up with more parallel timelines, as the characters are driven to take desperate measures to reset everything in each one. (This would be pretty unsatisfying, though).
I can suspend my disbelief happily with time travel storylines, and to start off with I appreciated that they were taking a clear stance on "whatever happened, happened" as this simplifies an already overcomplicated plot quite significantly (as opposed to having multiple possible future changes with every tiny action they do in the past).What I don't like is that it all kind of falls down with a few sub-Dr-Who deus ex machina crap pivotal moments, particularly the disappearing off the plane into different timelines thing. As mentioned upthread, the show suffers from trying to be all things to all people and ending up in a bit of a mess.
I think in the S5 finale, when Miles is all "ermm... you guys didn't consider that the bomb might be what causes your plane-crash timeline to happen?" is pretty significant - no-one does really consider that, although everything else so far that they've tinkered with has turned out to be "whatever happened, happened". The only different here is that you're throwing a bigger rock into the stream of time, to use Faraday's analogy. What counts as big enough?
Anyway... in conclusion, the above mentioned facts have led me to believe that I enjoyed the first eps of s6 and have high hopes for this season!
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
Jack basically has no character apart from being confused/conflicted quite a lot of the time, and only "develops" when he does a 180-degree change of heart about the island. I don't really care about his daddy issues
IOW, because you don't care about the biggest factor that drives Jack's character, he doesn't have much of one.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
True, I guess, but I'm not sure that his daddy issues can be said to drive everything. And if they do, well, that's a great example of a one-dimensional character right there.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
Backpedalling a bit, maybe, but Jack does have some anti-hero characteristics which could be interesting in the situations he's put in. I think the show has given a lot of time to flashbacks etc that just add nothing to his character (tattoo episode as a classic eg) or have him make others act on impulse/ doesn't worry about thinking through the full implications of what he does, so I kind of get the impression that there's nothing there to "get".
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
I always saw Jack's character a being antiheroic in that his 'heroic' or 'saving' actions are unconsciously self-serving. Of course this isn't lost on us, the audience, or the characters - Sawyer beats him up in S5 finale because he sees Jack is willing to jeopardize everyone to avoid some painful emotions. This would have worked better as a character arc if Jack had had some sort of growth over time, but he's exactly the same at the end of S5 as he is in S1, he's just outwardly calmer and more resigned.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
Agreed, and the S5 finale example is classic imo, because it's almost psychopathic - Jack didn't understand or really try to understand what he was doing when bombing the island even though it's probably the biggest jeopardy you can put people in! Just "oh Faraday seemed to think this would work, I'm the leader so let's give it a try". Yes sheer desperation was a motivator, or belief that the island would sort it all out, but I still don't really buy whether Jack believes that, or what he believes, really.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
I hadn't thought of Jack as a psychopath, but you're right, he's really close! I was trying to get something out of his 'nothing's irreversible' comment to Locke in the alt, I'm not sure if the writers are telegraphing that he's exactly the same, or that he's changed somewhat in the alt. You could take that comment either way.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
I have to say though that setting him up as the hero in the pilot, only to have the audience and characters realize that he may be insanely self-absorbed or deluded, is a pretty neat idea. I know they have to 'redeem' him in some way, but we're kinda running out of time here ...
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
This is why Kate and Jack belong together! They're both psychopaths with tunnel vision! Seriously. I think the endgame will have these ideas heavily in mind. Whether the characters will be effectively redeemed... not so sure about that. (Or if the writers even want to.)
The "Nothing's irreversible" line struck me as a geniunely hopeful, compassionate moment - as opposed to his constant need to be everybody's savior in the original timeline - I think Jack was supposed to be genuinely changed in that world.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe the missing coffin telegraphs the absence of daddy issues/tormented selfloathing in the altJack.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
Hmm, not a bad observation!
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think Kate is psycho. She is certainly sociopathic, though; it is very interesting contrasting her as escaped fugitive to her as island heroine; almost as if the island allowed her to finally integrate into a society.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
I just think it gave her an opportunity to run away from something every half hour.
Thanks! ... which makes me wonder what the missing knives signifies, if anything?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
Eh, not really; remember, she's the one who integrated back into society and had a normal life after they were rescued.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
(also, when they got back Jack walked out on her, not her on him)
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
xpost I like the potential significance of the missing items!
Tbf also a lot of my dislike for Jack's character is due to the fact that he was the 'eyes of the viewer' to start off with yet seemed to stand in the way of us getting any answers, by not asking the right questions or whatever. Which is a dumb reason admittedly.
Kate's kind of a weird one, I'm not sure what to think about her. She couldn't settle down to taco tuesday or w/evs when she was on the run (pre-crash) yet seemed to take to being a mother and playing house with Jack and really didn't want to go back to the island - doing it for what appears to be a proper, moral reason (to find Claire iirc).
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
so maybe she has changed/grown up, is what I mean.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
Jack's character arc is very similar to Locke's in that they both start out very convinced in what they know and the island then throws body blow after body blow after body blow at them to show them how absolutely, 100% wrong they are. Both are total control freaks who are attempting to sieze control of their own destinies, but the more they try to do so, the more the rug gets pulled out from underneath them and options get taken away, leading them both to decisions that are increasingly arbitrary and erratic. The apotheosis of this for Locke is his death; we'll see what is in store for Jack this season but starting off with accidentally killing your main rival's wife isn't a good harbinger.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
Wouldn't you say that Locke was trying to cede control, though? As in, he wanted to be told what to do?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
"Don't tell me what I can or can't do!" I'm not sure he wanted to be a puppet, though it was indeed his fate - up until the very end he did believe everything he was doing was his own choice, even if it was basically the orders of "Jacob", he believed in the "island".
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ basically my opinion; the fact that he was taking orders doesn't negate the fact that he chose to take orders and felt like he was gaining agency and control with that decision
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
Def. plays into the choice/destiny themes of the initial Jacob/MIB convo
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda paradoxical, yeah - feeling like you're taking control by taking orders
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
I guess I'm overthinking this - Locke's main topic for seasons was 'this is what I/we/Jack are meant to do', of course
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, Locke's character arc is defined by his ongoing struggle to figure out how where he belonged and what he was supposed to be doing. He finally thought he found that in Jacob and the island, only to have Ben take it away from him.
Ben's got a similar thing going on here, too; you could look at his character arc as basically being the guy who consistently makes exactly the wrong decision and slowly becomes a bitter, twisted man because of it.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
I like Arntz's Frank Grimesean character arc.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
is christian also mib/smokey? because we saw christian off island once, in season four, when jack briefly returned to being a successful normal doctor. though maybe jack was hallucinating ala hurley, which would fit neatly with his subsequent drug abuse.
re the absence of christian's body in the new timeline, there's still the fact that jack scheduled the funeral services two hours after his flight was scheduled to land, which suggests a guy who's desperate to get something off his back. though maybe in the alt timeline jack's less addled with daddy issues and more just struggling with plain ol grief.
has anyone given thought to the significance of john's successful completion of his walkabout? for a guy who thought the walkabout was going to completely turn his life around, john seemed pretty... ordinary. i don't mean ordinary by john locke standards, i mean he behaved like someone who had just had a rather pleasant vacation. that + the absence of knives suggests that maybe john doesn't struggle with self identity and destiny in this universe? hell, the island's underwater, presumably he doesn't have any business there.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
has anyone given thought to the significance of john's successful completion of his walkabout?
He was lying about going on the walkabout. Remember that if he's gone, he never would have been back at the airport to get on that flight.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
touche
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
dude seems pretty mellow for a guy who got kicked off a walkabout. not liking the idea of new locke who lies about his vacations.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
I love the fact that despite his world and reason to live crumbling around him he still feels compelled to lie constantly
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what the limits are to MIB's acquisition of memories. He knows what the person he's imitating thought, and the scene with Eko makes me think he can 'scan' people, but what prevents him from knowing, say, what Dogen knows?
Speaking of Dogen (from Lostpedia): 'Dogen is a very important Zen Buddhism master from the 1200s who is often quoted in Soto Zen works today. He has a preference for Japanese even though most of his contemporaries used Chinese. He built a temple. Like other Zen monks, he's received 'Dharma transmission.' This Dogan/Dogen is the same guy from 1250 Japan and has been on the island since then.'
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
jack scheduled the funeral services two hours after his flight was scheduled to land
probably the dumbest thing any character has done in the show ever. well done jack didn't think random kate decision could be topped.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
the absence of knives suggests that maybe john doesn't struggle with self identity and destiny in this universe?
I thought the alt-timeline Locke seemed much less like angry, flashback Locke and more like SSN 1 island mystic Locke. Perhaps he found peace in some way (and found a handicapped walkabout to go on that started a couple weeks earlier.)
― President Keyes, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
Wheelabout
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 February 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
yeah interested to know how Locke was actually able to do the walkabout
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
also re Smokey coming into the statue room presumably via the front door...surely Richard and co. outside would've seen this?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 February 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://blog.wasteindustrysite.com/the_heap/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/large_atv.jpg
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
I thought that "nothing is irreversible" line, while telling us something contrasting about alt-Jack, was also a meaningful line about the episode as a whole and everything we had seen in the last two hours. Interesting that immediately afterward, Sayid seemed to rise from the dead. But it's also a strangely apt thing for his character to be saying after landing in LAX, instead of, you know, crashing.
I thought Locke's "they didn't lose your dad They only lost his body" was another significant line. Four major characters have recently died, including the guy speaking the line. Maybe it only foreshadows this sayid business. Maybe something more.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 5 February 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
re Smokey coming into the statue room presumably via the front door...surely Richard and co. outside would've seen this?
Er, eh? Smokey = fakelocke. He didn't come in through the front door, he was already in there.
― JimD, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
well it came into the room. perhaps it materialised in the corridor or perhaps it came from the temple where it was said to have 'lived' iirc.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
or out of the ground sure
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-1qzelSWpE
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Friday, 5 February 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
watched e01 and e02 last night :D
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Friday, 5 February 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
on the audio podcast D & C said Man in Locke is definitely the Smoke Monster.
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
spoiler alert: this whole things about a time traveling Vanagon that speeds across the folds of the universe delivering refreshing beer, chains for pulling things out of bad places, and delivering suspiciously excellent traction in a muddy, leafy tropical environment.
― andrew m., Friday, 5 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
Stuff I got out of the latest D&C podcast (haven't finished it):
The alt-reality isn't alternative to anything, or rather it's just as legit as the island reality. At some point the two lines will converge. Locke is lying about having gone on the walkabout. Due to the island being sunk/bomb resetting in the alt, many changes in the narrative occur but the archetypes of the characters haven't changed (D makes a 'nature vs nurture' argument).
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
UK peoples*: Come subscribe to the free Lost Initiative video podcast that I help produce for Sky1?
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http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=205867313
*(US peoples are welcome too, of course, but we're 3 days after the US airdate here...)
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Saturday, 6 February 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
Started listening to the D/C podcast - man they are just SO cheesy in their pretending to be hypotethical viewers. Does anyone just transcribe these things?
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 February 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
Lostpedia occasionally does podcast transcriptions here. I'd check back in a couple days.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Saturday, 6 February 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
thx dood
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 February 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
"That's what happens when you read Kierkegaard. You risk losing your arm."
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 February 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGdJqaa3ag
SEX IN CAGES!
― Clay, Saturday, 6 February 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.movieline.com/2010/02/lost-premiere-hows-that-flash-sideways-working-out-for-our-castaways.php?page=all
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 6 February 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
Okay just watched the first couple. Awesome. Now to read the entire thread before trying to crystallise thoughts.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
I had figured Locke was lying about the walkabout until I read this thread and everyone assumed he had somehow done it. The implication to me was that although others had changed (Hurley lucky etc) Locke was still that old fantasist dreamer/loser. Who couldn't even use the power in his own legs for christ's sake, absolute waster.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 7 February 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
Of course Locke was lying about the Walkabout! It's a pride thing with him. Boone didn't know he couldn't walk.
I don't think Sayid is any more "vitally important" than Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Jin, Sun and anyone else that Jacob touched up in the last episode of S5. They've all got their parts to play, they were all on the list, it's just that Sayid was the only one whose life was in danger.
I reckon that's real Sayid there - it's possible that's exactly what the Temple Others thought was going to happen, apart from the water colour thing. Maybe it was Jacob's enemy that revived him, but it doesn't seem to be a Locke thing (mostly because Jacob's enemy is parading round as Locke/Smokey on the other side of the Island at exactly the same time.
Also lol @ Sayid being saved by the same thing that saved Ben after Sayid tried to kill him. When Richard took young Ben to the temple he warned that he'd never be the same, the same thing might be the case with Sayid. I really like the idea of Sayid and Ben somehow being THE SAME. They've been working up to a really bitter, angry face-off between those two characters for the last couple of seasons, I really hope we get to see it.
also Hurley is lucky instead of unlucky, so at least some of their lives before getting on the plane are different here.
If the alternate world island is underwater then there is nothing to transmit the numbers to that asylum dude, and no way for him to give them to Hurley. He won the lottery using just any numbers, presumably?
Young Widmore would have been on the Island when the bomb blew/it sunk/whatever. So Desmond's life would have turned out completely differently - no Penny for one thing, and he'd never have ended up on the Island. He and Jack didn't recognise one another from the stadium either - not immediately in the way they did in the Hatch in S2. Don't think we'll find out what happened to Widmore etc until alternate timeline Faraday turns up, as he surely will do?
This makes me think that in the alternate timeline the events where Jacob went round touching them up didn't actually happen. I'm wondering whether alternate Locke ever fell out of a building or something else happened altogether. Also where are Locke's knives? It's possible they all lost something on the plane?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
Also, really hoping for an episode where Sawyer actually does con Hurley out of several million dollars.
As far as well-drawn characters go - Ben > Desmond > Hurley > Sawyer > Locke > Sayid > Jack > Kate > Jin >>>>>> Sun.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
It really annoyed me that Sun just left her baby behind and doesn't appear to care.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
If you put Jin forward a few notches a Ben back a few, that is basically my ranking of favorite characters on the show, too.
― mh, Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
I loved how Sayid broke open the toilet door on the plane, he's a badass in any reality. I've been wondering whether Richard not being in 'chains' any more means he's no longer immortal now Jacob is dead but I doubt that's what flocke meant.
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
imo he's time-travelling.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha yes.
Don't think we'll find out what happened to Widmore etc until alternate timeline Faraday turns up, as he surely will do?
I hope alt timeline Faraday exists! But if the island did blow up, I'm assuming he was never born - Eloise was pregnant with him in 1977, wasn't she?
And it's possible that Penny exists off-island, and that she did meet Desmond eventually, but without Charles Widmore around, Des probably never went on his boat race, and so never met Jack at the stadium, and that's also prob why he was on the plane.
― Roz, Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
they made des's appearance deliberately eerie. i can't remember the mechanics of hamster time-travel, but that basically.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond's on the plane because he just won a third boat race and is flying home to his beautiful wife, imo
― mh, Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I didn't twig until now that Desmond just vanished from the plane, Jack got back from saving Charlie or whatever and asked Rose what happened to him and she didn't seem to know.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
Nah you're right that they deliberately made his appearance seem weird but i think the explanation was prob more mundane - he didn't disappear, he just went back to his original seat. he did say he switched seats because the guy next to him was snoring or something like that. they even showed the sunken island bit right after he appeared, just to drive the point home that this was a different timeline altogether.
― Roz, Sunday, 7 February 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxcoheDVev1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
― Robert Altbro (some dude), Sunday, 7 February 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
loooool
― Roz, Sunday, 7 February 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
huh so are we to expect that each of the people on the ankh list are going to do something specific and course changing that will explain why they were on the list in the first place? because we've seen a lot of lists over the course of lost, which generally didn't amount to much other than "the others are very sinister and want all of your babies."
― phantompenguin, Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
last episode is Jack back in the barracks looking through Ben's personal library and finding a leatherbound edition of The Big Book Of Lost Lists
― Robert Altbro (some dude), Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
is the ankh list going to be the same list as the list in the first series somehow? seems pretty lost thing to happen.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
Weird that Asian Pirate Dude didn't seem to know who any of them were. Maybe he's been working completely independently of Ben Linus all this time. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they hadn't ever let Ben inside the temple, since his healing at least.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
that would be hard to explain to ben, given that he's not supposed to know about how the temple healed him.
― phantompenguin, Sunday, 7 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
i can't remember the mechanics of hamster time-travel
this always bugged me:
hamster sits in the mazehamster does not know how to run mazehamster is zapped by daniels machinehamster's consciousness travels to future when hamster has been taught how to run mazehamster successfully runs maze hamster's brain explodes
when is the hamster taught to run the maze?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
the others are probably the most inconsistent thing about the showi know they moved into new otherton after they killed all the dharma guysbut my brain just can't fathom how the same group of people that enjoy muffins + book club at juliet's house also live in this wacko temple throwing ash everywhere to hold back the ancient egyptian death god
― david cam'ron (tpp), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe because the Temple Others never lived in the barracks in the first place? These guys look like they'd been there a lot longer than the people who were brought over on the sub to sort out security and medicine and fertility shit. Maybe several hundred years longer.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
expect this lil dude to be making a few cameos
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6869/itisamystery.png
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
how did the flight attendant end up at the temple, though??
― just1n3, Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
She and a couple of the kids were taken by the Others IIRC?
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
She is in cahoots!
If island is underwater as a result of events in 1977, Sawyer is the only one Jacob could have visited with.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
Elaborate?
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Sunday, 7 February 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
In the SSN 5 finale, Sawyer's Jacob visit was the only one that happened prior to 1977. So if (big if, I know) Jacob died on the Island in 1977, then the other visits didn't happen--or happened at different times.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 7 February 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
Ah, right. We still don't know exactly when the island sank in the flash-sideways timeline; if the island went down in '77, when the bomb went off, or if the bomb started a chain of events that later on sank the island. (I'm also a bit confused as to how a hydrogen bomb detonation would cause an island to sink rather than just blow chunks of it around. OTOH hey it's an island that can teleport through space-time....)
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Sunday, 7 February 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
x-post I have a feeling that the Others who lived in the Dharma barracks were the more recently recruited ones--like Cindy and Juliet--and those at the Temple had been around a lot longer. The nu-Others were sent to the Temple in SSN 3 so that's why we see Cindy there now. Not sure if Ben was the leader of the Temple Others too. Richard probably floats between groups. He wasn't around the Barracks during the cage-sex era.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 7 February 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob specifically told Hurley to get on the plane, so I'm sure he thought through the ramifications.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 7 February 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
just remembered that it's been three years since the Oceanic 6 left on the chopper and everyone else went time-travelling, so who knows what the Others (alpert people/barracks people/temple people) have been up to in the meantime?
but my brain just can't fathom how the same group of people that enjoy muffins + book club at juliet's house also live in this wacko temple throwing ash everywhere to hold back the ancient egyptian death god
but they *are* the same people. these were the same guys who dressed like hippies while terrorising airplane crash victims, and speak latin, and had some weird new-agey funeral ritual. also throwing ash around to ward off the smokemonster just seems like the DIY equivalent to turning on a smokey-repelling security fence imo.
― Roz, Sunday, 7 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
I really get the feeling that Ben's takeover of the group was what led to all the modernization/adoption of suburban lifestyles and so on, and it's mostly his weird obsession with the pregnancy thing that led to a lot of it. Few of them really seemed to care, and the New Age/hippie stuff seemed more like their default mode.
Also lol @ Sayid being saved by the same thing that saved Ben after Sayid tried to kill him.
― Nhex, Sunday, 7 February 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks Keyes! That is what I meant- Sawyer's parents died around 73-75 iirc, he made a comment to jack about how he couldve gone back or whatever.
I still think plane ride is flash forward & that jack is going to get that neck wound fighting for the others against smokey before being zapped back to 2004..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 7 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
Next ep is called "What Kate Does" - a ref to "What Kate Did" in Season 2 (itself a ref to the book "What Katy did").
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 7 February 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
least appealing episode title ever tbh. i wish they would do more ft. character names in the title tho. only Kate has had this privilege iirc altho Sun and Locke have been referenced in ep titles via crappy puns.
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 7 February 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Future episodes:
DEStiny CallsThe Times They Are A-ChanJINWALTaboutThe CLAIREvoyantThe EKOnomistFlashes before your MILESThe BENginning of the BENd
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 7 February 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
Here Comes the SUN
― wallomangina (s1ocki), Sunday, 7 February 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
glad you guys took my bait
oh i forgot they did Hugo too (Everybody Hates Hugo)
PAOLO Can You Go?
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 7 February 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
THE MAN IN BLACK to the Future
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 7 February 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
titles to the first dozenish (i think) episodes of this season are floating around the internet. wikipedia has some. i won't list them because some are fairly suggestive, but i will say there's another sun pun involved.
― phantompenguin, Monday, 8 February 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
reading this thread while catching up on season 4 is like ~being~ desmond
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 8 February 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
You should read the Season 4 thread!
― Nhex, Monday, 8 February 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
why would you..
― wallomangina (s1ocki), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)
Flash SAYID-waysEx-ROSE-ay
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 8 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
i mean who reads the season 6 thread of a show while they're still watching season 4?? what fresh hell is THAT
― wall•egina (s1ocki), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
yes and i am echoing your sentiment
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
i am watching the season finale of season four.....RIGHT NOW
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
if you're stuck in 2008 I recommend a hydrogen bomb
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
this thread is about lost season 6. why are you reading it dude?!
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
nothing has happened this season yet!
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
WEST SAYID
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
how and why would you know what or what has not transpired so far this season
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
;)
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
The Jincident
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
Sunday Morning.
― nickn, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Hugoes there?
― nickn, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
that's a good one
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
pretty awesome Brazilian poster for the 6th season
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvawf0iqY1qz9v0to1_500.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
Shit, it's tonight! It's going to take me another week or two to get used to Tuesdays being Lost night.
― WmC, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
I know I'm Hooked on Lost again because I immediately started poring over that picture and looking for clues.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
wow w/634 messages per episode this thread is going to be legendary
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
OH JEEZ A KATE EPISODE HOW LAME getting posted 634 times is going to get a little tedious though
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
probably not as tedious as the actual kate episode will be
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
Hardcore on the run Kate >>>>>>>> Island Kate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oceanic 6 mothering Aaron Kate
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
60 minutes of Kate prettily beating the shit out of people is a-ok with me
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
i have no problems with a kate-centric ep
― pro bono publico (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
she is a dickhead
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
hey guys cheer up maybe she dies
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
i mean i can hope right
btw i'm gaining on ya
done w/season 4 and making headway into season 5. weird how the synopses i read of s4 made basically zero sense but watching it i was like 'yeah ok i get it'. esp funny moment in s5 was hurley explaining to his dad what REALLY happened while he was missing. at least the producers know that the show is just OTT
...which seems like the show's main strength? like it just assaults you with ridiculous nonsense but yr willing to roll with it cuz, you know, it's fun
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
How can ppl hate Kate? Like I seriously do not understand (or rather I understand but she is so ridiculously pretty that I don't care, plus female characters who beat people up and shoot them are incredibly sexy)
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
why would you read synopses before you watched it?!
― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
just seriously smh-ing at your lost style
kate pretty much is the embodiment of 'unhealthy attraction' at least for someone like me. i've spent most of lost wanting to like her as a character, if only to justify the fact that i think she's really attractive. which i'm guessing is a deliberate move on the producers' parts? she's cute, she's funny and charming sometimes, handy with a gun, good at tracking (?), etc., but really she's just a big fat dickhead
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
i don't really "like" any characters on lost so not feeling the kate-hate.
― pro bono publico (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
slocki: because i wasn't sure if i was gonna watch s4/5 or just read as much as i could and watch s6 real time.
right now i'm doing it desmond style. i've seen part 1 of LAX, i've skimmed this thread, and i'm heading into s5.
if anything my lost style is even more ~hxc~ than anyone else's
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
^^ pretty much OTM, although the thing that makes that fall down is that post-island Kate actually grew and matured into a sensible, respectable person who was wasn't like a turbocharged wrong-decision-making machine ping-ponging between penises
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i guess that's true. which, of course, made me like her again.
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
she's just quite boring. she brings fewer lols than any other character along with Sun. but Sun is more likeable by default, just by getting less coverage.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
haha i fucking hated off island kate
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
shes the most boring character by a long shot--of all the characters she has the least to do w/ the island mythology (both on and off the island) & episodes with her do nothing to answer the shows big questions
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
tbh "bringing lols" is not the most important criterion for a good character in my book
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i was going to say, if you look back at which character has been the most complete waste of time wrt any progression in the story, its kate. xpost
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
maybe not but everyone else manages to have some fun
also i usually cheer on fugitives making desperate escapes but now i just want to see kate behind bars. alongside other women i suppose that's how it would work (haven't really thought about it).
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
also, the subplots/relationships that kate is a part of are the WORST parts of the show--i.e. love triangle, whose baby is it, etc
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
plus "being hot" is hardly a better criterion for good character!
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
Also Kate clearly fits into the Island's schemes as one of the primary motivators of action between Jack and Sawyer; half of the shit they decided to do wouldn't have occurred without the element of posturing for her approval (Locke too, to a lesser degree; that obv. wasn't going to happen but he still did just as much posturing with/against Jack for her benefit as anyone else).
I mean, you might as well ask "Why was Charlie on the Island?" or "Why was Jin on the Island?" if direct impact upon the Island itself is primary to why they are interesting characters. I think the Island is a big part of the story but it's not the only part, and I think everyone in the cast has done a good job of creating a character who fits into the wider story; I don't think the show would have worked at all without any of the original characters, and the characters they've added have supported that foundation nicely (sole exceptions being Nikki and Paolo, and even they ended up redeeming themselves character- and story-wise by getting buried alive).
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
I think the Island is a big part of the story but it's not the only part
youre right--it is the only good part
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
also i would be happy if jack, kate and sawyer all died after the second season
sawyer? really?
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
fuck yes.
― pro bono publico (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
sawyer/juliet pairing is possible series nadir
no because they were a much more likeable (yet unlikely) couple than Jack and Kate. and La Fleur is actually a good episode.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
wow, ppl really hate happiness in their dramatic action
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
i am sort of exaggerating here, its not like i dont see what sawyer/jack/kate/juliet bring to the table--but the series insistence on treating them like main characters at the expense of the interesting/funny/mysterious characters--is its weakest link by a long shot
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
sorry what happiness have those four ever brought to the series? its just melodrama melodrama melodrama with them
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
hating on Sawyer/Juliet = flirting with SB imo
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
HA GUYS REMEMBER TACO NIGHT W KATE
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
i think my biggest prob with kate is the fact that her sole purpose as a character has been fuck up and derail progression in the plot. and yeah, that happens A LOT in this show, but i really think she has been the primary drag things out tool for the writers.
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
xposts but once you put those interesting/funny/mysterious characters more into the spotlight they surely lose those attributes. catch 22.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer's transformation into a successful leader and his stable, happy relationship with Juliet is what I was thinking about there. Kate and Jack, especially together, exist only to create melodrama in others; that's sort of their function in the story.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
sawyer also brings great nicknames
― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
lol "progression in the plot."
I remember Taco night. LOST needs more Nathan Fillion.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:39 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how? why? funny is still funny 10 episodes later. and if you cant maintain an interesting character over 4 22-episode seasons... well maybe you shouldnt be writing for TV?
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
sawyer and juliet are the most defensible of the poor four but only because sawyers lolsy nicknames and that season where juliet was mysterious and untrustworthy
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
so you're saying maybe the lost guys shouldn't be writing for tv...?
― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
dude u can't b funny all the time. sometimes ur just a fat dude who sees dead people.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah, kind of xp
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer/Juliet rules imo - and any melodrama with them is entirely kate's fault.
― Roz, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
i mean the real problem is that its 22-episode seasons instead of 12-episode seasons
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
max i'd love to see you write good TV instead of CD artwork or whatever it is you do
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
zinging is my art
Sawyer and Juliet get a pass for me if only because "LaFleur" was one of the show's best episodes.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
i'm serious btw
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
I like Jack's dramatic arc. He started out with all of the hallmarks of the archetypal capable leader and has had pretty much every vestige of that beaten out of him by his experiences both at home and on the Island until he's basically a wild-eyed maniac operating purely on whim and instinct. (also Jack sobbing is always reliably awesome entertainment)
Kate's story is the exact opposite of Jack's; I'm very interested in seeing if she remembers how put together she was post-Island now that she's firmly back in the mix.
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:02 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
keep it up, guys, 580 more posts to go
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
i would love someone to give me a couple million bucks to make a good sci fi show but not even nbc is that dumb
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
Kate annoys me because she always wants to go along when other people are going somewhere, even when it would make more sense for her to stay put, and because she never tells people important pieces of information about herself or things she's discovered even when it would be logical and right and plot-forwarding to do so because she has so many freaking issues. But she will never, ever be as irritating as Jack, so I ain't mad at her.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
big ideas max
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
And if it weren't for Jack being such a weeping yutz all the time, the show would only be two seasons long, and I really enjoyed 4/5 of the previous seasons, so I guess I'm not too mad at him, either.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
I think if Kate started taking control, as she was originally supposed to before the writers backed off from their idea of killing Jack in the first 15 minutes, people would be a lot more positive about her.
also, lest we all forget: wau (linked because hueg)
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
never was a fan rlly :/ i'd take juliet anyday
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
max just send 'em a proposal on max and lamp production company llc letterhead
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
at least a Kate episode has a chance of explaining what the hell happened to Claire.
― sofatruck, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
possibly kate will have to deliver claire's baby in the cab while shooting at feds
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
btw i think the writers have shown pretty clearly that they can write affecting love stories that dont skimp on the rad sci fi shit that makes this show worth watching!
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
everyone watched this show for the relationships
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
the love
and the polar bears
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
And Waaaaaaaaaaaalt
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
also, lest we all forget: wau (linked because hueg) - don't get me wrong, ws 4 sure, but she does look like an enlarged elf. Goth Claire, on the other hand..
― Screeching Weerasethakul (Pillbox), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
I like all the TS nonsense re: the people on this show, as if the vast majority of them aren't actually the hottest human beings on the planet (esp. the women)
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
whoa hyperbole
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
Naomi still hottiest
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
How much I enjoy a show usually has very little to do with how hot the actors and actresses are, but I suspect that makes me somewhat unusual.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
It's never primarily why I like a show, but hot chix r hot and I am dude, sooo
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 2:19 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
truth bomb
― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
Naomi vs Kate vs Sun pillow fight IMO
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
at least the producers know that the show is just OTT...which seems like the show's main strength? like it just assaults you with ridiculous nonsense but yr willing to roll with it cuz, you know, it's fun
i actually heard an interview where they praised the actors for embracing how ott the writing/characters are. like... they openly admitted this shit is ridiculous and silly and said it only works because the acting is so great. lol.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
"LaFleur" was one of the show's best episodes.
yes!
― david cam'ron (tpp), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
A likely extra on the eventual 6-season DVD box set.
― nickn, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6hIEqKR7A&feature=player_embedded
I wish this were not real and was some in-show Mr. Clucksesque viral ad instead.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer is awesome. Juliet mostly lame after her moral ambiguity evaporated so I'm glad they killed her.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
definitely prefer take-charge Juliet heroic action to Kate stuff in the same seasons, though her character was best in S3
― Nhex, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
itunes currently offering the first two episodes of s1 for free
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
actually doing this because my laptop would never play my s1 boxset DVDs
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
Every episode is up on Hulu anyway, and everything but the current season is streaming on Netflix.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
oh this might be UK only anyway idk
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
Something is neat about actors pretending to be themselves several years ago.
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
Definitely! I love how wide-eyed everybody seems compared to the last several seasons of crazy ass time-traveling, getting shot and mauled by polar bears and smoke monsters. Being more cleaned up helps the effect too.
Caught of a bit of LA X pt. 2 repeat just now. One detail I really liked was right before Kate convinced the Marshall to let her use the bathroom by gazing into his eyes and calling by his first name, Edward... classic manipulative evil Kate!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
shit, what did he say, just before the commercial break? stonered glasses dude says "________________?", and the mystical asian guy says "Yes."
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
he told Sayid he passed the test then said 'i just lied to him didn't i'
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
L O S T !
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
loving Kate's constant rebellion and cheating of the system is getting smacked down
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
this one kinda sucked in a predictable 'third episode of the season' way
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
Ooh, I enjoyed this one. Or maybe I just greatly preferred tales of sympathetic nu-Kate to old Kate. Dr. Ethan Goodspeed! Jack kinda losing it and laughing at his own questions answered with stupid responses ("What's that?" "A baseball.") was great. Loved that last twist too - it totally makes sense for the show, though I didn't see it coming - that Claire would come back as Rousseau Redux. Possibly Smokey-infected too, though she didn't look at all similar to the way she did the last time we saw her at the end of season 4.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
crepey ethan and his weird face
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
ugh this episode ugh
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
watched it live via justin.tv. kinda worth it for the advert where a bear catches iphone-like devices leaping salmon-like from the stream.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
Dogen on the typewriter was funny
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
Really hope there isn't another episode focusing on Kate. This really needed more Richard, Flocke and Ben but it looks like they are going to make up for that in a big way next week. Dogen is quickly becoming one of my favourite characters.
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
Dudes, what the fuck happened to the audio on http://www.waaalt.com/? Is it just me?
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Q: Was there other people who showed up off the island besides Ethan? I thought I recognized an other.
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
Ok dude, we give up, it was poison. <-- losties finally realizing that sometimes people gain yr confidence to fuck with you
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
Frogurt actually in the background constantly, Waldo-style
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
Q: Was there other people who showed up off the island besides Ethan?
do you mean other people or OTHER people?
― WmC, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)
specifically I mean the guy who broke Kate's cuffs and the lady that was gonna buy Claire's baby. were they characters that were ever on the island
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
weak episode. too much crying :P
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
I thought the mechanic guy was gonna be Tom Friendly, lol.Spooky Ethan and the flatlining baby! Glad they got the Kate episode out of the way early. Her fake name (Joan Hart) has gotta be some reference to Melissa Joan Hart, aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch, whose aunt plays Kate's mum.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
aldo!!!!!!!
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
loved ethan's 'i don't want to stick you with any more needles than i have to' line!
Oh apparentlyTania Kahale, who played Veronica, Aaron's nanny, in "Eggtown", appears in this episode as the admitting nurse. It is possible that this is the same character in the alternate timeline.
Also: Lostpedia says the ultrasound was taken on October 22, 2004 at 9:29am. So... 815 took off on a slightly different date?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
so (way out on a limb here) i have the sneaking suspicion that the woman who was going to buy claires baby was the woman in the painting that looked like juliet/ben is obsessed with, so (???) maybe ben is the estranged husband?
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)
that house looked like juliet's kid house when her parents got divorced but maybe i am making that up (OR IT IS HER SECRET OTHER SISTER WHO IS NOT DYING OF CANCER)
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Isn't that Ben's mum, or do you mean Annie? I can't remember which one Juliet was meant to look like. Good theory if it's Annie, as she was meant to be important but hasn't really been mentioned since Ben's flashback.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:23 (fifteen years ago)
ben's momhttp://www.buddytv.com/articles/108losties/108losties/emilylinus.jpg
anniehttp://www.sl-lost.com/images/annie2.jpg
but i thought he was much more obsessed w/ annie... hmm.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:26 (fifteen years ago)
nah i meant annie, but i am now confused and need to get this figured out
― SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)
hey the ny times calls him lennon, too! also lol at post title.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)
i call him sol
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)
the actual character's name is Lennon -- or at least when the reran the 2nd half of LA X tonight the little pop-up video captions at the bottom of the scene referred to him as Lennon
― Busty Oralizer (some dude), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)
wow that seems really odd! maybe lennon never got shot in alt reality but instead ended up on a weird island. where is yoko?
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)
and also became american?
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lennon/Theories
He is in fact the former Beatle, John Lennon, who somehow survived his apparent death in 1980.
* He is not John Lennon. An homage to him, possibly. But it's not him. * In Lost, everything is possible
― Clay, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)
*Based on his appearance, Lennon was original a member of DHARMA before becoming an Other.^^^after the beatles broke up, john lennon was distraught and joined the dharma initiative in search of a more fulfilling life.
*His close pairing with a strong Japanese personality (Dogen) might be another homage, and the original reason for it.^^^dogen = yoko
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
i mean come on lennon loved india ---> dharma ---> it's totally obvious.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:07 (fifteen years ago)
has this been brought up before?
The main character Jack was originally going to die in the pilot, and was hoped to be played by Michael Keaton; however, ABC executives were adamant that Jack live.
if only :(
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
Wow, weird that Ben wasn't meant to be a main character.In today's episode did Lennon say that Dogen didn't have a sense of humour or did he mean Jack?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)
That episode had almost all of Lost's worst elements.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)
nice to see the losties using their traditional "too stupid to live" approach in everyday life, too. kate escapes captivity by the skin of her teeth, risking everything, then goes back to claire even though if claire had any sense she'd be talking to the police about the attempted carjacking she just went through. and then claire goes traipsing around with the crazy woman with a gun, because surely it's sensible to give her the benefit of the doubt.
plus the jack plotline contained maybe two minutes of actual material, stretched out to fifteen minutes by all the dramatic line readings.
― we are too good to live in squalor (reddening), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 08:04 (fifteen years ago)
In today's episode did Lennon say that Dogen didn't have a sense of humour or did he mean Jack?
It was Jack he was refering to, but I can't remember the context that makes me think that.
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
I'm the only person who enjoyed this then? Maybe because the whole episode I kept going "oh (character name), you moron."
Also DR. ARTZ! I think it's his luggage that Kate's cab runs over.
lol'd at Sawyer's "why not? he's an Iraqi torturer and shoots kids, he deserves another go round." and Miles + Hurley questioning Sayid abt death.
Anyway, they've already said that the two timelines are prob going to converge at some point so I kinda liked all the parallels w season 1 - Kate and Ethan help Claire give birth as they did on the island, Claire presumably ends up keeping her baby...
So... 815 took off on a slightly different date?
Not even clear that it's even Oceanic 815 - can't remember if they mentioned the flight number in the first ep?
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:26 (fifteen years ago)
naw, I dug it!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i enjoyed this. this things that are bad just make me lol now. love these idiotic characters walking around following their ridiculous impulses!
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
really wondering whether this alternate timeline is actually going anywhere
i kno its L O S T but the idea two alternate universes 'converging' makes NO SENSE to me and i'm male n' all
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
As an Other, he also appears to hold different ideals than John Lennon, not really minding when ordered to kill a group of wandering strangers.
looooooooool
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)
ha yeah me neither tbh but i'm just rolling with it. Just going by this episode, I imagine everything that happened on the island that can happen off-island will happen ("whatever happens, happens" rule?) even though it's totally crazy because it means at some point, michael will kill libby and ana-lucia all over again, or maybe ben goes into jack's hospital and jack ends up fixing him, and somehow they'll all end up on the island?
i'm probably reading this whole thing wrongly, i dunno.
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
apparently they have people read the scripts and rate them? and this one was the lowest rated? so that's good.
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
"i'm jacking this cab, gimme your purse! i'm keeping the luggage!""hayyy-ayy, sorry bout that, here's your luggage back and junk. need a ride, pregnant lady i just cabjacked and stole from?""sure, i'll accompany you on a journey of discovery and wonder and childbirth!"
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
IT WAS SO BAD. i mean, the kate parts.
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
ahhahahaha its midday and i've watched lost so now life feels pointless. wish someone would run off so i could go and get them back.
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
it's totally crazy because it means at some point, michael will kill libby and ana-lucia all over again
something like this could be cool but what determines whether an event was important enough for it to happen in both timelines? will hurley beat sawyer at table tennis? will nikki and paulo be buried alive? will kate go for a bite to eat and see the horse again?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)
maybe somehow they will end up on the island and by some weird time jumping shit it all loops round to the very first episode
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
yeah really this sucked. why the fuck would Claire accept the ride from Kate? one of just too many stupid things. was hoping that with 16 episodes of a final season left they'd avoid something this aimless. the dragging out of Jack/John&Yoko/Sayid stuff was also frustrating. Jack asking what the baseball was...wish Dogen had just said OH FUCK OFF.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
Dr. Ethan Goodspeed
This struck me as weird when he said it, since his name on the island was "Ethan Rom" and "Goodspeed" was Horace's last name.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but he's Horace's stepson iirc. so presumably he was born on the island still and left on the sub just before the bomb.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)
one of the clips from next week showed Sawyer meeting Fake Locke, so I'm glad that they're bringing those 2 groups/storylines together sooner than later.
― Busty Oralizer (some dude), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
why the fuck would Claire accept the ride from Kate?
the question isn't why claire would accept the ride from kate, because that can be explained through some kind of intuition that she felt she already knew kate some how.
the question is why the fuck was claire still standing in the same spot, in what must have been AT LEAST 30-45 minutes later. she had to have her handcuffs taken off, then cry about her life, then go through claire's belongings to find stuff, then cry more...
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that part confused me, i think i missed something after a commercial break before that so i wasn't sure if there'd been some scene where Kate found Claire's phone number in her purse or something and called her to meet or something.
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't think that was too far-fetched - Claire was waiting for a bus right? I could see her trying to get a cab or something but being unable to since she didn't have any money on her and it's not like she knew her way around or anything. the stupid thing was her going with Kate after that, wtf.
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)
because that can be explained through some kind of intuition that she felt she already knew kate some how.
uh, really? not even "please leave me alone, insane woman with gun"?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)
uh, yeah? it's what the writers are trying to do with these characters. jack/desmond, and now claire calling the BAY-BE aaron.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
was young Ben on this sub? I don't really remember.
Kinda looking forward to maybe seeing alternate timeline Ben, I'm wondering what someone like him would be doing in the real world
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
i think the worst bit was after after that... the whole "would you come in with me?" part. "Would you please follow me, gun-toting thief chick into this stranger who is going to adopt my baby's house?" xp
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
DamonLindelof For those of you complaining of "filler." Seriously. PLEASE WATCH NCIS: LOS ANGELES. I promise not to hold it against you. about 11 hours ago from web
lol ok lindelof
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
haha! people just HATE it when the plot slows down
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
dumb episode, further proof that kate episodes are fuckin worthless
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
Kate's funniest lines: "You'd better not slow ME down!" and the VERY CONVINCING "I can be very convincing when I wanna be"
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it was a weak episode but at least Mac was back
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
also the dude traveling with mac was an IDIOT
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)
I love that they bring back Mac, after three seasons ago from a tiny part, have him complain to another character about those events, and then shoot him in the head at the end of the episode. Classic Lost!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
he's the Others' Frogurt.
has kate even mentioned to sawyer that she's met his daughter? I mean the guy is about to go jump off a cliff, would think that she could at least remind him that he's still got a bit more to live for. stupid selfish kate "whaaa come help me look for claire."
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
Kate's funniest lines: "You'd better not slow ME down!"
Haha, I turned to my wife and said, "No, YOU'RE a jerk!"
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid sounded more British after being infected.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
FINAL proof! there can be no further argument.
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
we should all celebrate, surely we have seen THE LAST KATE-CENTRIC EPISODE, EVER?
Except she hasn't been re-arrested/had her name cleared off-island so we still probably have to suffer a bit more.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe we learn that in the alternate reality, all the 815ers die gruesome deaths and getting stuck on the island was the best possible scenario
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
Final Destination XVII: L O S T
― Roz, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
do we know if kate is actually guilty in the alternate reality?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
There was a video released at ComicCon that I think is linked upthread somewhere showing her on America's Most Wanted, because she rigged her dad's workplace to blow up, and his coworker got to work first that day? Anyone remember if Kate ever said she was innocent before, or was her conversation with Claire the first time we see her say that?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
She didn't say she was innocent. She said "What would you say if I told you I was innocent?"
― WmC, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
Ah, fair enough. Did she say that before?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
"What would you say if I told you I was innocent?"
more clunky dialogue ugh
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
my brain hurts trying to work out all the timelines/characters now that it's all coming together. next episode looks good. the last time Sawyer saw Locke was when he jumped down the well to stop the time-jumps, right?
and I'm trying to work out Ben's relationship to Dogen and the Temple Others, esp since the 815 kids are there. former Leader? still Leader? its hard to remember Badass Ben now that he's FLocke's lil biatch
― Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think Ben's Others and Dogen's Others are the same group...?
― WmC, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, never were...? I dunno.
theres gotta be some relationship, since aldo is in both
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
they must have had some overlap. but it does seem like no way could all of these people have fitted into Otherville (and i'm guessing Dogen never spent any time there shooting pool with Goodwin or whatever).
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
they are all one group, Ben told Alex, Rousseau and Karl to go to the temple, in the episode Karl & Rousseau bit the big ones..
also from lostpedia:In "Left Behind" the Others abandoned The Barracks, traveling across the Island on foot to The Temple. In "The Brig" Ben tells Locke that they are "going to a new place. Well an old place actually". This is the first mention of the temple. At the conclusion of Season 3, Ben asked Richard to continue to take the rest of the group to the Temple while he and Alex attempted to intercept the survivors before their arrival at the radio tower. ("Through the Looking Glass")
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
the absurdity of characters making wholly irrational decisions just because they 'sense a connection,' eg claire befriending the crazy gun wielding convict, makes me a little uneasy. i know its lost, but the alt reality, at least it was portrayed in this ep, seems a little too surreal and far fetched for me to swallow.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
you mean claire the girl who shacked up with and trusted her newborn with a recovering junkie?
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
Or agreeing to jet off to LA because of what a psychic told her?
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Re: Ethan
yeah but he's Horace's stepson iirc.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
xpost oh right maybe it's not alt reality that sucks so much as claire. actually, a friend and i agreed while watching that we'd forgotten how dumb claire is.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
the absurdity of characters making wholly irrational decisions just because they 'sense a connection,' eg claire befriending the crazy gun wielding convict, makes me a little uneasy.
If this intuition were consistent, then Kate & Claire both would have freaked when Ethan showed up.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
you're right, but i cling to the theory because it's the only way i can think of to rationalize claire's actions.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
i hope so! i think it will make it more interesting because there will be CONFRONTATION with smokey/locke/etc. also, we haven't mentioned how jin was like 'hold up, my wife who i haven't seen in years and thought i might never see again is probably HERE - where do you think she might be?' and kate was all 'not interested, gotta go make more rash, stupid moves!' what a fucking waste of human!!!!
what i don't get is why she didn't try to flag down a COP. instead she's like 'oh these people stood me up at the airport i'll just take a bus to their house! nevermind i just got hijacked and all my shit stolen.' i mean... to be picky, she didn't even wait at the airport that long... all the other passengers were still making their way out. how did she know they weren't just late to come get her? did she try, i dunno, calling them? stupid, stupid girls.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
jin was like 'hold up, my wife who i haven't seen in years and thought i might never see again is probably HERE - where do you think she might be?' and kate was all 'not interested, gotta go make more rash, stupid moves!' what a fucking waste of human!!!!
yeah this was the fucking pits--made absolutely NO sense
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
tbf Kate is just doing what the rest of us would re not giving a fuck about Jin and Sun at this point
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
dude i'd so much rather see a jin and sun reunion than more of kate doing idiotic things.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah jesus on the "stuff in lost i dont give a fuck about" list, #1 is "kates relationship with sawyer" followed closely by "#2 kates relationship with jack" and then "sun and jin" is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY down the list
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLT
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
blueski is jesus?
― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
did the torture test of sayid make sense re: smokey? I dungeddit.
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
yeah you'd think blowing the ash on Sayid would have done something if he is indeed smokey.. Can't remember if it was canon or theorizing that I have heard Smokey referred to as being an electro-magnetic something? Maybe because he seemed to be kept out by the giant pylon wall the Others built.. and why didn't Sayid heal up instantly when branded with the poker, etc? It really did seem that he HAD passed the tests..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
they didn't say he is smokey, they said he has the sickness
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
don't conflate the two lost mysteries
I think the confusion is enhanced by the fact that lennon wasn't even 100% sure of what he'd told sayid.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
oh I guess they didn’t call him smokey.. Whooops. Then why the ash test?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
that's because lennon doesn't even speak japanese
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid and Claire have been infected by a "darkness" that radically alters their personality, in the same way Rousseau's team had been.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe there's more than one smokey. like the one that polluted the healing water could be a different smokey than locke-smokey.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
I just assumed Smokey could break into many little pieces and be as many people/puffs of smoke as he wanted.. I think we have seen the smoke in several pieces..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
It seems weird that locke-smokey would need to possess people when he can just mimic them outright. This disease-smokey could be some kind of smokey baby that hasn't learned to do that yet perhaps?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think the disease and smokey are the same thing.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
yeah we saw Claire in league with Christian who claims to represent Jacob so is the sickness actually Jacob's doing and nothing to do with Smokey? would be interesting to find out why Smokey couldn't apparently find his loophole by possessing Christian's body but could with Locke's.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
Something about the poison pill doesn't add up either. Why not chop his head off if they want him dead?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
Think the "poison" must be poison to Jack but not necessarily to Sayid. Nothing anyone says in this show is unambiguous.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey seems to only be able to mimic people who are actually dead, right? Yemi, Christian, Alex & Locke.
x-post-- Claiming to represent Jacob & actually representing him are different things. Alanna said "something else" had been living in Jacob's cabin for a long time. I'm pretty sure Smokey/MIB took over Christian's form and manipulated Locke into thinking he was doing Jacob's bidding.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
Christian only claims to represent Jacob, in my opinion. I think Christian is the same spirit that embodies Locke and embodied Alex, Eko's brother, etc.
Claire-sseau last night did not seem anything like Claire when she was chillin' with Christian, tho.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
And all of whom are dead on the island right?
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe that baseball isn't a baseball!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, but Claire seems to have been taken to the temple, like the French guys and Ben and Sayid.
But yet the result for her was to basically become Rousseau, who was not to my knowledge infected at all.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
Or she's giving herself a plausible cover story (I've been a jungle survivalist for the past few years) so she can get the 815ers to bring her back to the Temple (where she'll leave a gate unlocked for Smokey.)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
How did wimpy Claire put all those rocks and things in a giant trap.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
I think the poison was poison, but if you're infected/affected/changed then you can heal yourself from poisons and injuries you know about. If he willingly took the pill from Jack, then it'd actually work.
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
Christian only claims to represent Jacob, in my opinionI'm pretty sure Smokey/MIB took over Christian's form and manipulated Locke into thinking he was doing Jacob's bidding
yeah probably but considering the bidding was move the island and bring the O6 back, seems more like what Jacob wanted.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
But the O6 coming back was the only way to get Locke in a coffin or whatevs.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think the O6 were really going to do shit until Faraday showed up with the bomb plan. Jacob probably touched him in Ann Arbor & gave him the idea.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
at this point i'll be pleasantly surprised if they explain satisfactorily why smokey had to use locke's body and if so why he couldn't just kill it and use it all on-island. hopefully there's a connection to when locke first encountered smokey and it would actually be cool to see a new extension/reveal of that scene from Walkabout and what actually happened when Locke "looked into the eye of the island and what i saw was beautiful" or whatever.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
anyone want take bets that smokey/MIB revealed to be an OK dude really, and it's Jacob that's kind of a jerk?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
seems more like Widmore and Ben. they're BOTH assholes.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
If I've learned anything about Australians from Neighbours it's that if you're going off somewhere but want to be stopped, you sit at a bus stop for bloody ages. Kate obviously knew this.
If you want to actually go away for good, you get in a taxi which you can ONLY get from Ramsay St.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
is smokey death? that would explain why he was so pissed at jacob cuz jacob was fucking with his job by never dying. cuz jacob is/was an alien or something.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/ImMichaelDawson
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
at this point i'll be pleasantly surprised if they explain satisfactorily why smokey had to use locke's body and if so why he couldn't just kill it and use it all on-island.
Here's my theory: for some reason (rules of his imprisonment?) Smokey can only inhabit a person if they come to the Island as a corpse. When Ben saw Smokey as Alex, it was only a brainscan mirage, not an actual manifestation.
We know of 3 plane crashes--815, Ajira, & Heroin plane. Each had a dead body on board, and Smokey has appeared as all three. I can't say for sure that Eko's vision of Yemi was like Ben's of Alex or if Smokey actually took Yemi's form. Remember that Eko was supposed to play a bigger role in the mythology before the actor took a powder. Yemi may have had a projected greater role as well.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
this season is kind of sucking so far
― dmr, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
When Ben saw Smokey as Alex, it was only a brainscan mirage, not an actual manifestation.
It picked Ben up and held him against a pillar though!
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
The smoke can do physical stuff.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe I'm not explaining well-- Smokey was there with Ben, but it was not taking the actual physical form of Alex--not in the way it is with Locke: appearing to people who know fuck all about Locke etc.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
i saw it that way too but it wasn't really clear
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
so if the others are so scared of smokey
a) why is ben able to control it by flushing the smoketoilet [someone asked this earlier i think]b) why does ben actively go to smokey to be judged
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey-locke is kind of a judgmental dude.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
think some of these theories are needlessly complicated.
this episode had the horrible return of MOOYYYYYY BAYBBBEEEEEE
I think the pill was poison, surely the reason they didn't smack Sayid over the head, or whatever, is that he can't be killed that way due to whatever the sickness is, they had him tied down so I think if it was just a matter of stabbing him they'd have done that. and clearly he's not going to take a pill if this randomer he doesn't know just doles it out to him.
so many stupid plot points tho as mentioned above.
as regards the relationship between smokey and the sickness etc, is it possible smokey can control some people but only inhabit one? so claire or eventually sayid would have their own memories etc but be sort of part of his team...like jack/hurley etc being jacobites....
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
If they cut off his head, he would have grown a new body and his body would have grown a new head?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
I meant more they were afraid of the obvious confrontation.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
i just figured it was a test for smokey-like contaminants/particles.
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
what was the electric shock or the fire branding about? obv nobody knows but any theories?
finding dogen or whatever he's called a bit of a cliché
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
what he should be called is Yoko obvs
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah how was that temple goon still fine and dandy within a half hour after getting hit with that ginormous sack of rocks?!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
If Locke can walk and Rose cancer is cured, sack of rocks ain't no thang.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
Did anyone else notice when they shocked him with electricity, his wound reopened? It reversed some of the healing they'd done. I figured the hot poker was to cauterize it as much as anything.
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
yeah true...relative stupidity.
i sort of am a bit pissed off with the show even as i lap it up. i guess it's always been this way. but sometimes you just think why the fuck does EVERY SINGLE PERSON have to be reticent and EVERY SINGLE ANSWER have to be delayed etc etc etc etc...I mean it's the final season. this episode had so much bullshit off island kate stuff and oh look no fake locke despite everyone wanting to know about that storyline. if they can't fill a final season with the actual island mythology then wtf is wrong with them?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
x-post
"this episode had the horrible return of MOOYYYYYY BAYBBBEEEEEE"
one thing that dawned on me RIGHT away: i had not been missing claire.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Getting pissed off at Lost is great! Lost has always been more of a nerdy sporting event where there's audience rooting and hollering at bad player decisions, undeserved benchings, etc...
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah scott otm...i instantly realised how fucking annoying she is, esp in WHAT IS GOING ON I AM JUST LITTLE CLAIRE mode
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
hospital claire was the worst - 'i'm not ready wahhh' - what the hell, you are not exactly flush with $$ and you're in a strange place. why not deliver the baby and get it all taken care of while at least you're in a hospital with a seemingly decent doctor? instead she's gonna go off to some hotel and wait to go into labor again in 2 days?
― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno man, Ethan looked like he wanted to eat that baby.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
maybe she should keep her baby? do you guys think she can find it in her heart to do that?
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah ethan is so naturally creepy, that can't be just acting, he just exudes creepiness.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
kind of a stupid episode, but still fun. loved the return of mac/aldo.
kate episodes are ALWAYS the worst. aren't they trying to mirror season 1 with this season? season 1 ep 3 was a stupid annoying kate episode, season 1 ep 4 was a mind-blowing heart-breaking locke episode...so maybe...
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
xp Being Tom Cruise's cousin probably helps.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
scariest ethan role was in that show that started right when lost started about government team that had to fight aliens in our midst. jeez, he was truly frightening on that.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
xp guaranteed next episode will be crazy.. they know how to balance these episodes pretty well & usually stick a boring episode (kate) between two exciting ones (season premiere, and whatever comes next week IMO)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
true...it's going to be mostly locke/richard etc so you assume more exciting.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
richard, to me, is the most interesting person on the show. hope he gets his own episode. but probably not.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
claire shoulda had the baby--would have been an american citizen
― max, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
Just read on 4815162342 that Lindsey Baskum is an anagram for Used By Malkin - awwwww, good old Lost..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
her father is an american citizen. not that it helps.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
she'd have to know his name for that to do any good, haha
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
I think the entire reset/H-Bomb deal was to make sure that Aaron would be born on American soil so he could grow up to be President.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Aaron is no American. His passport is a fake.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:04 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i don't really have a problem w/ the premiere, i think it set some interesting things in motion, but would you really call it an 'exciting' episode?
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
well it got 600+ posts of discussion on here, and we got the OMGWTFPOLARBEARness of the "alternate timeline".. MIB/Flocke reveal.. Losties all managing to make it to 2007.. so yeah.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
I find every premiere exciting. Firstly you get two hours, secondly you get two hours AFTER ALMOST A YEAR AWAY! so maybe that enhances the 'exciting' aspect.. but I think the producers know this too.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
i guess...i think the premiere would have gotten that many posts regardless of content, MIB/Flocke was pretty much revealed last year, and that the alternate timeline stuff wasn't a huge shock...again, interesting stuff, but not much of a hairs-on-neck-standing-up episode by Lost standards, or even by their season premiere standards. more of a chin-scratching hmmm where are they going with this feeling imo. (xpost)
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
i guess the Smokey battle was an exciting moment though.
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
well to me, exciting*=generates discussion and the alternate timeline stuff did a whole lot of that! I guess the Flocke stuff was essentially revealed at the end of last season but we all know one Lost nothing is ever official until they specifically spell it out (I'm sorry you had to see me like that/Nice to see you out of chains/etc). Do you find there are a lot of episodes that are that exciting? I feel there are only a few a season that make me actually sit forward and bulge my eyes.. the Constant being the one that comes to mind immediately..
*when talking about TV shows at least
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
This really felt like one of those ponderous captivity episodes at the start of season three. I enjoyed Miles's zing on Hurley though.
The Sayid and Claire on-island stuff is the only thing from this episode really worth discussing. I think the Others were testing Sayid to try and work out whether it was actually possible to kill him (probable answer = no). But I assume at some point soon Sayid will be able to go hang out with Christian Shepherd in the cabin.
Other question - do we think Christian's been dunked in the temple pool as well, seeing as they never found his body?
Not sure whether Sayid can be possessed/contaminated by Smokey, given Hurley did pretty much exactly what Jacob told him to. Unless it wasn't actually Jacob.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
Where did Sawyer get a wedding ring? Did it he order it via the submarine?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
x-post no the thing there is, imo, the pool was turned green when they got to it, probably because jacob was dead? so that's why the cure on sayid didn't work. or even if that's not why, the cure on sayid didn't work as planned.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
Am I the only one who doesn't really give a shit about Claire, evil or otherwise? Maybe because I am a macho baby-hating man or something
― mh, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
You are definitely not the only one.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
nah I don't care about her either. "Because it happened to .... your sister!" and the final shot of Claire was a weak reveal.
― dmr, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
She drives to a random body shop and has the vaguely criminal-looking mechanic pop her cuffs. (The guy was played by Jeff Kober, known to some [well, me] as the evil magic-peddling demon Rack in the sixth season of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” What a random, recognizable face for such a bit part. I kept trying to place him in the “Lost” timeline, then realized he’s just a popular character actor.)
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
jeff kober was on china beach. i was a big china beach fan and he was awesome and scary on that show.
― scott seward, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
but he's been on a zillion t.v. shows. usually playing the scary bad guy.
― scott seward, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
i think he played haley joel osments dad on walker texas ranger episode
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
Unless it wasn't actually Jacob.
I didn't think of this!
― sleeve, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
Well, that assumes that Smokey/Locke can be in multiple places at once, since we saw him on the other side of the island at the time... I don't think they're going to complicate it that much, so I'm just going with "this is Jacob's plan" for now.
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 February 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda shocked and appalled how badly written/scripted this season is so far. I mean asking Sun if she spoke English ("Oh yeah, thanks! It's a good thing you reminded me that I understand what is going on so that I can speak up and save my husband") and Kate asking random hospital doctor to just come in and help with random patient, and Lennon. Ugh.
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
Also, fast-sidewayses or whatever = whole big giant can of worms that they cannot possibly tie up neatly in 16 or so episodes. They're like ten year olds at a buffet that get huge scoops of everything that looks remotely appetizing.
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know if you can apply traditional metrics of good writing to a show like Lost. It's not the Wire or Deadwood! (Still praying for more Wire/Deadwood stars to appear)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
"Where did Sawyer get a wedding ring? Did it he order it via the submarine?"
Dharma Catalog
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe my tastes have just matured tremendously between when I started watching (when I was 18) and now (at age 22 after taking 4 years of film studies courses), but the hyper-theatric acting (Does Saywer ever NOT squint??) and eighteen deus ex machinas each episode are just "guhhh"
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
they are only 'deus ex machinas' because you haven't gotten the answer yet...
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
Character fighting opponent to the near death; opponent gets shot at the very last minute by unseen gunman.
Good thing they only do this once or twice an episode otherwise it might start getting a bit tedious.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
x-postSaddingly, Lost did not mature along with my tastes...
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
I tend to drift off during the action scenes, only perking up if someone important actually dies.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
xpost - examples of these two-or-three-per-episode DEMs please?
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)
My favorite part of the premiere is the end when the two Other goons are fighting with Jack. Sayid starts to move & Hurley yells "Jack!" and both of the Others immediately spin around with looks of astonishment.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
i think there's going to be a richard-centric episode halfway thru the season. seeing as they're not really doing flashbacks anymore i guess it might be based around him on the island sans crash in 2004 but might get backstory that way somehow. with no crash he never meets Locke in the 50s or Jack and Sayid in the 70s.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 11 February 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
Think we might get flashbacks for characters who haven't had one before - Richard and Ilana probably.
Dudes complaining about Deus Ex Machinas in Lost, how exactly did you think they were going to explain a giant cloud of smoke that shows people ghosts of their dead relatives and then kills people?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 February 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)
Or the two timelines converge in some way and so they do show his backstory.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 February 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)
it might be based around him on the island sans crash in 2004
He would have to be deep sea diving, right?
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 February 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
i have to say im with stevie, "lol its sci fi what did u expect" aside, i rewatched season 1 a few weeks ago and the writing/plot development/character motivation was wayyy better than the 3 episodes weve seen so far. i have faith itll get better as they start focusing on the more interesting characters and plot points but these 3 eps have been pretty... lame
― max, Thursday, 11 February 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
i watched the pilot again too and it's just so different..tonally. i wouldn't say necessarily better but they really went all out for it. the advantage it has is that we don't yet know how STUPID certain characters are :)
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 11 February 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
I thought the mechanic guy was gonna be Tom Friendly, lol.
OTM
was hoping that with 16 episodes of a final season left they'd avoid something this aimless.
So I feel like maybe they're using this "infection" or "having been claimed" as the set-up in turning the Others into protagonists. Like, they're just defending the people they know to be "uninfected". Seems like they've been steering towards this for some time, but I'd have to go back and rewatch to say exactly what details have led me to that conclusion.
Also, I don't think my tastes have changed significantly since I started watching Lost, thankfully. I read mainstream comics, so I've always enjoyed the show on that level. I've never expected it to work on the level of the more mature art/entertainment that I enjoy. It does what it does and it does it well.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
somebody remind me, what does sawyer know about where locke's been? locke went down the well and sawyer was left holding the rope. after that has anyone filled him in?
― nsuomy (ramon cora), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer knows that Locke is dead, and likely knows that Locke's corpse was on the Ajira flight, but that's it, I think.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
sawyer doesn't know anything about locke being dead, how could he, he's been in 1977 ever since
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
i mean, i guess he and jack could have talked about it off-camera, but going on what we've actually seen on the show, i don't think he knows
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
based on how the characters on this show interact, there is no way anybody would have mentioned an important fact like that to sawyer
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)
i feel worse for sawyer than anyone else on the show
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
feel mildly bad for locke....tho he sort of seems like a perennial idiot
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
i love when this show makes Locke seem like a dumbass personally, will be kind of disappointed if this all ends with him being somehow vindicated
― da Condom FATHER (some dude), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it is sort of funny watching him try and try and fall flat on his face all the time, in a sort of cruel way.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer has pretty consistently had a shitter time than anyone on the Island, except maybe Sayid. Although he had that happy three years with Juliet which admittedly is way, way longer than all the action we've actually seen on screen.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer was a stone pimp all cool and in control with occasional moments of being tortured or w/e during the first couple seasons
― da Condom FATHER (some dude), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
up until being put in a cage (where he got LAID) most of the trouble he got into on the island was his own doing and sometimes he even seemed to welcome it
― da Condom FATHER (some dude), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
ben has had a pretty bad time, even if he is an evil asshole. abusive dad, daughter shot dead in front of him, beaten to a pulp numerous times, deposed as leader of the others etc
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
also had to toss hundreds of bodies into a mass grave after going to the trouble of gassing them
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
Locke didn't even tell anyone he saw Claire in the cabin right?
The infection thing is bugging me a lot because presumably the unclear water caused it (otherwise why would Lennon mention it?) but they carried on regardless. And if their intention was to save Sayid as instructed by Jacob via Hurley, why were they surprised when he did come back to life? And why would they then ignore Jacob's wishes and try and kill him again (like 'oh he's infected and Jacob definitely wouldn't want that'). Argh.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think the water caused it, I think they didn't know why the water was unclear but surely it was cos Jacob is dead? And hence saving him didn't work.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
Are they setting up possession after death by MIB as 'the infection'? Maybe the panic on the part of the Others stems from the fact that Sayid is one of the people selected by Jacob, and if he's infected/possessed/undead he'll screw up Jacob's plan in some way?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Wondering if had they known that Jacob was dead, they wouldn't have attempted to drown/heal Sayid as well
― Brakhage, Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
Has Jacob exhibited smokey-powers ever? He seemed to get killed just like a regular dude. Or was that a special knife?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
yeah ever since his big reveal in s5 finale i've suspected more and more that jacob is just some guy who is only special for knowing so much of the going-on's of the island. which i guess makes him cuse+lindelof. well played, lost.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
killed like a regular dude who lives forever and travels through time, i guess xp
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
doesn't everyone on the island live forever? (unlessing they don't get themselves shivved)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
has anyone noticed that Desmond had a red mark on his neck in a scene in Season 2? He's getting ready for a job interview with Widmore and Penny points it out. THink he fell during one of his visions while painting a room or something.
― sofatruck, Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
xxxpost-- I'm sure I remember a scene where Jack or someone tells Sawyer that Locke died. Sawyer asked about him because he was waiting for him to return.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
xp "He wakes up lying on a wood floor with what looks like blood all over him. He looks around and sees a spilled can of red paint and a fallen ladder. Penny runs over to him and asks if he's okay. He realizes that they are in his old flat in the past. Delighted to be back with Penny, he kisses and embraces her." -lostpedia
lostpedia also has a helpful image of desmond lying on the floor splattered with red paint. From the context of the episode the use of red there seems more like a general foreshadowing of death/bad things, whereas Jack's cut seems to be alluding to something more specific.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
"He wakes up lying on a wood floor with what looks like blood all over him. He looks around and sees a spilled can of red paint and a fallen ladder. Penny runs over to him and asks if he's okay. He realizes that they are in his old flat in the past. Delighted to be back with Penny, he kisses and embraces her."
I thought this was a quote from an old text adventure game at first
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 February 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
go north.
― wmlynch, Friday, 12 February 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://tellywonk.com/2010/01/lost-season-two-episode-by-episode/#twopointseven
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 12 February 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
god damn why isn't that a real game?
― phantompenguin, Friday, 12 February 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
The main problems with this episode were Claire's janky wigs. Mercy.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 12 February 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
has it been suggested yet that the jacob that told hurley to take sayid to the temple was maybe the MIB? and that "infecting" sayid within the walls of the temple was maybe an easier way for him to get in because of the circle of ash or whatever?
― international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 February 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I thought that might be the case.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 12 February 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
Too complicated.
― President Keyes, Friday, 12 February 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
or Desmond has 'infected' off island Jack.
― sofatruck, Friday, 12 February 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
oops wrong quotes there.
pretend those are italics
As if that would ever stop them from something ridiculous!
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Friday, 12 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
not just complicated but really fucking stupid. i guess that wouldn't stop them either.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 12 February 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Since it's been established that MIB can imitate people who have died or are corpses on-island, it makes total sense. (Can the audience handle MIB possessing two people simultaneously though? That would be what would stop me as one of the writers, it's too confusing, like you say. But I've been wrong before.)
― Brakhage, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
I really don't think it's the case. 1) Because it is silly and needlessly overcomplicated and 2)because they were setting up this specific Jacob angle since last season with the guitar case and Hurley's reason for coming. Though of course, lol at it being just an ankh with another list inside.
― Nhex, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
I am glad they're finally tackling 'the sickness' though, even though I can't see where it's going. It must be related to MIB and possession in some way ('claimed'). Yeah, the guitar case was a major disappointment! I feel for Hurley lugging that huge thing around when all they needed was a slip of paper.
― Brakhage, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
I hope the sickness is tied somehow into the broken statue and the whole pregnancy/kidnapping angle, and that gets a good explanation and back story.
― Nhex, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
we can dream, huh? couldn't help but laugh at Locke/Smokey in the previews saying "I promise I'll tell you everything", yeah right.
rewatched "What Kate Does" after initially not wanting to, I was glad I did. Lots of cringeworthy stuff and minimal plot advamcement, but a lot of interesting character development that suggests very different directions for all of the main folks this season - Hurley as leader, Jack as doubter, Kate as something less than pathologically narcissistic, Sawyer as more or less honest and ethical dude, Sayid as um the claimed one. No idea where Sun/Jin is going (probably an episode will follow in the same sequence as S1).
scene where Aldo angrily confronted Kate was my favorite by far. the whole Lennon/Dogen thing seems intensely annoying to me right now but I am hoping Dogen's backstory makes up for it.
― sleeve, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
Kate as something less than pathologically narcissistic
where???
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
in the new scenes with Claire in 2004 and also there was something new/interesting about how she was relating to Sawyer in 2007, asking about Juliet.
2nd time around I also noticed the fetching black and white color scheme on the plush orca doll.
― sleeve, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
i mostly assumed she was asking about juliet so that she could figure out her chances w/ sawyer.... and that she was being nice to claire so that clare would b eless likely to turn her in.
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
*be less
yeah I could definitely see that, it just seemed like it was left open that she might actually have been thinking about other people for once.
― sleeve, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
I can't remember but did all the Lost dudes except Hurley do the exact opposite of the advice Jacob gave them?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
well he just asked Sayid what time it was, no advice there.
― sleeve, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
oh come on, clearly asking the time is a wakeup call to evaluate yr life and realize it's ~time~ to go back
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
Apparently Kate can never be the only sexy available chick on the show. Boone's useless sister -> Ana Lucia -> Nikki -> Juliet -> Claire.
― abanana, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)
It seems like the main character of each episode is going to have their wishes come true in the new timeline. First ep: Jack wanted to have the plane crash never happen. 2nd ep: Kate wants to reunite Claire and Aaron.
― abanana, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
hurley gets to eat that hot pocket instead of throwing it at the wall
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
Fake Locke is sexy, says my mum.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
I might've been confused when watching, but it seemed like Ethan called Claire's baby Aaron without being told that's what its name was going to be. Did anyone else catch this or am I just making it up?
― Mister Jim, Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
Genuine LOL here.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
Claire called him Aaron first.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
thanks
― Mister Jim, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)
Sorry - that was terse b/c I was typing on the phone. When the heart beat stopped she started yelling something either about or to the baybeee and that's when she called him Aaron, and Dr. Ethan repeated the name to her after that.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)
I think sayid being claimed is definitely mib related. I don't think it's that complicated to suggest that's his way around the ash etc either. I mean it's not complicated is it?
I sort of instantly thought it was mib when sayid woke up. Not sure it'll be the same deal as Locke tho.
V curious about ben summoning smokey when the mercenaries were around. Did the others cut some deal with him at some point?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
does smokey have some kind of deal with widmore? i mean, that seems like a way to get shit done off-island... maybe they made a deal since smokey couldn't leave but widmore had to?
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
yeah in the whole sides of the war thing you've got to imagine the ben/widmore feud splits down smokey/jacob lines too
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
But Smokey killed most of the soldiers Widmore sent to the island.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
Seems reasonable. What I thought was too complicated was the idea that MIB appeared to Hurley as Jacob.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
smokey/MIB appears as dead people throughout the show & jacob just died
― david cam'ron (tpp), Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I mean I don't necessarily know what side smokey would be on...just saying it seems that "war" must be related somehow
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 13 February 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
question begs if jacob was 'people' to begin with though
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 13 February 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
x-post MIB appearing as Jacob isn't complicated in that I can't conceive of it, but it's narratively complicated in that the audience is going to lose track of who is who (more so than usual) and you'll have to have someone explaining how he could in the foot and appearing to Hurley at the same time. It would just be unnecessarily stupid.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 13 February 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
But Smokey killed most of the soldiers Widmore sent to the island.i was thinkin freighter people who got killed by smokey was him 'helping' - less worry about answering ?s to them if/when they left the island, etc. i know it's a stretch...
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, 13 February 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
This inspired me to wade through the massive sprawl of the S5 thread & repost this timeless gem:
http://i44.tinypic.com/2n1c31c.gif
― Bangkok Serious starring Yahoo Dangerous (Pillbox), Saturday, 13 February 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
Bram and shadow of the statue people tell Miles before he gets on the freighter that he's joining the wrong side. So the people who turn out to be Jacob's people are opposed to widmore. The smoke monster destroys widmore's freighter crew, indicating that he is also opposed to widmore. The smoke monster did this at the behest of the others, who are acolytes of jacob. But then it turns out that the smoke monster and jacob are opponents in this war. Also, it turns out that the others are aware of this, and are afraid of him.
Perhaps this isn't inconsistent and there is a reasonable explanation for this. More likely, I think they've been making up shit as they went along, at least to some extent, even as late as season five. I've come to accept this and don't think it's a big deal, just turning my mind off to the narrative inconsistencies (of which there are many more) and enjoying the ridiculous ott shit that this show throws at you in an entertaining way. My favorite thing about this show is how much I enjoy talking about it, and even the aspects that are criticisable only make it kind of more fun in that regard.
Also re: Jacob appearing to Hurley being a manifestation of MIB. I think that would be a mistake in terms of just the show degenerating into gratuitous swerves for the sake of gratuitous swerves, at the expense of good storytelling. Some twists and surprises along the way are entertaining, but when you start overdoing it, it just kind of cheapens the story. This would probably even be cheaper than the episode where Sun had her baby and they were showing Jin flashbacks which they were implying were contemporaneous. Worse because it would be more consequential.
― Mister Jim, Saturday, 13 February 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
what about when ben "activates" the smoke monster (or was that what you were talking about)? and referring to it as the temple's security system?
― snoocki (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 February 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
This would probably even be cheaper than the episode where Sun had her baby and they were showing Jin flashbacks which they were implying were contemporaneous. Worse because it would be more consequential.
― Mister Jim, Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that was an awesome episode
― snoocki (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
I still think the scene where Ben activates the Smoke monster indicates that he did not know that it was Jacob's enemy (he knew next to nothing about Jacob) and Smokey was exploiting Richard's keeping-of-stuff from Ben to turn him to its side--though the writers ended up taking a slightly different path.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 13 February 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
If that was an awesome episode (can't remember what else happened), it wasn't cause of anything that happened in the scenes involving Jin and Sun. The Jin flashbacks are completely pointless, but to for the fact that they play with people's expectations. They really don't accomplish anything else but kill time. And even the Sun scenes are kind of boring, especially on rewatch. Sun having a baby isn't really that compelling, at least not to me.
Also, President Keyes, I guess I agree that it's not necessarily inconsistent if Smokey is trying to manipulate Ben by exploiting his ignorance, but it makes you wonder how Ben knew how to summon the smoke monster in the first place and why he thought it was the temple security system, which after the last episode seems completely crazy.
― Mister Jim, Saturday, 13 February 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
I think Jacob had Smokey under control somehow ("do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?"), hence Ben being able to summon it earlier. But now that Jacob bit it, Smokey is no longer controlled, so the Temple dudes are running scared.
― sleeve, Saturday, 13 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
if you can't stand bait and switch moves that deliberately play with your expectations, or emotionally manipulative stories that don't contribute much to the big picture, i don't know you lasted into season 4 to even see that episode.
― the cold bieber open (some dude), Sunday, 14 February 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
If that was an awesome episode (can't remember what else happened), it wasn't cause of anything that happened in the scenes involving Jin and Sun.
I dunno, it did a nice job of contrasting between two periods of Sun and Jin being apart from each other: one because of his work, and the other because she thought he was dead. To me, that basic story contrast was really nice, but like every other character on the show, they've driven it into the ground.
Hopefully the next time Sun and Jin are reunited will be the last -- although we may be headed for Jin and Sun getting separated in the flash-sideways considering how cold they were to each other.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 14 February 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
i had a thought that when richard told sun that jin 'died in the fire' maybe it was the explosion and not something else... so maybe they are gonna drag out the reuniting for a long time, esp since jin may end up back under temple lock and key.
― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
No the thing is though that 4 seasons of flashbacks involving the originals is more than enough. There's a reason we haven't seen any flash-backs involving the original cast since season 3, except for those Jin ones. They bring nothing to the table. Nothing new about the character. Nothing new about the plot. Just, a little, "Hey, ya got me again Carlton. Good for you." moment. I mean, such little pay-off really. Also, once the series started moving with a purpose, this kind of stuff became harder to take.
This is a good thought. I gotta think about it.
― Mister Jim, Sunday, 14 February 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
But then it turns out that the smoke monster and jacob are opponents in this war. Also, it turns out that the others are aware of this, and are afraid of him.
Thanks for summarizing something that's always bugged me, that every time you think Widmore's on Jacob's side, you're thrown by a piece of contradictory information. I'm hoping they give us some info on what Widmore actually knows about Jacob and MIB, since at this point I have to assume he knows more than Ben. The whole 'there's a war coming' foreshadowing makes no sense when you follow everyone's actions.
One thing that might save it, and I still think they might do this, is establish that at some point MIB was mistaken for Jacob or vice-versa (Ilana's 'Jacob hasn't been in the cabin for a long time'). Widmore could have been fooled into thinking that Jacob wanted Locke back on the island whereas MIB wanted him back but only as a corpse.
― Brakhage, Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
see to me it feels more and more likely that Widmore will just be whitewashed out of the big picture as a kind of incidental party that came & went on the island w/o having much interaction with or knowledge of Jacob/MIB and only having direct conflict with Ben/Dharma
― the cold bieber open (some dude), Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
that would be too bad. i'm hoping his links with farraday and his mom and dharma and desmond and penny will bring him back around.
― nsuomy (ramon cora), Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
i'm still hoping for more hanso though, so...
I'm pretty certain Widmore's back if only to pay off the 'I'll get you boy' stuff. And I do think that he has more knowledge about Jacob/MIB, because he had a plan to get people to the island, get people off it, assemble a team, pay some mercenaries, collect Locke, etc etc etc. Ben has mostly been a lone actor with no plan other than just thwarting Widmore becoming island king. He spent his time off-island just having people associated with Widmore whacked. Widmore seems to know that there are forces at work larger than himself or Ben's disputes about who should be in charge of the Others.
― Brakhage, Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
Agreed... I don't know if we're ever going to get any more real backstory on Widmore, it just doesn't feel like we're going to have time, but he definitely seems more clued in than Ben did. Or at least, more ambitious about using the power of the island for more purposes than just running The Others, since he did somehow amass a fortune and power outside of the island for decades.
― Nhex, Sunday, 14 February 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)
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― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 14 February 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, seems to me that Ben is too emotionally overdetermined and tortured to have much of an agenda beyond maintaining power and obsessing over his mother's death (Alpert's disdain for Ben using the Others as a fertility research group). At some point they're going to have to bring Widmore back to show what the heck motivates him, and what he knows about the island's history (he did go after the Black Rock journal at auction). We may never get backstory beyond that but that would be plenty for me.
If MIB is imitating the dead Jacob, that would mean that he has access to all of Jacob's memories, which means that MIB knows Jacob's whole plan and can stop it (maybe by explaining Jacob's plan to people in a way that makes Jacob look like a manipulative dictator). If MIB had centuries to plan out a way to get close to Jacob and have him killed, Jacob's also had the same amount of time to plan for that eventuality and assemble people to contain MIB in the event of Jacob's death.
― Brakhage, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
Thinking about it more--While Jacob was alive, Smokey must have been enslaved to him, and to the Others as well(to an extent), which is why Ben was able to use him to take out Widmore's men. If Smokey had no choice in the matter, then he could still be in league with Widmore (or at least not hostile to him.) Ben may or may not have known that Smokey was Jacob's enemy--probably thought of it as a dangerous force not to be used lightly. But Richard & Dogen must know that Jacob's death means that Smokey has been freed of its chains--thus all the freaking out at the Temple when they found out Jacob was dead.
― President Keyes, Monday, 15 February 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
It's very possible that Ben has been totally played and manipulated by Smokey Dude from the off.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Almost certainly. Up until Ben and Locke visited the cabin in S3, it was clear that Ben had never spoken to Jacob ever - so really, he never even met him until the S5 finale. The dude in the chair screaming "Help me!" was probably Smokey/Esau, right? Seems like all of the cabin appearance were in fact the nemesis and not Jacob, since every time Jacob appeared (as we saw in the flashbacks in the S5 finale) he appeared as himself.
― Nhex, Monday, 15 February 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
no, the cabin was surrounded by that protective dust
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
btw dudes i started watching season 1 again (i'd only seen bits and pieces when it first aired) and it is RAD... every episode seems bigger and more widescreen and more momentous. still dig what the show's been up to lately but wow, it's never been that good since.
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
Who was it who broke the protective dust? Do we even know yet?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it does seem to have lost that widescreen-ness about it - the only time you ever see them do that kind of cinematography now is in season finales. also i think it's because the show used to pose a lot of "big" questions - "where are we?" "who are we?" "fate or coincidence" etc. - and now they're bogged down with smaller questions like "what's richard's deal?", "is sayid jacob or the MIB?", "what's smokey?". xpost
― Roz, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
You're probably right s1ocki, I thought Season 4 (Freighter/Widmore/Oceanic 6/Miles, Faraday, Frank, Charlotte/The Constant, The Economist, The Shape of Things to Come) came pretty close. Also S2 is a bit underrated, I think.
Roz, you're probably right too - I do miss those epic confrontations and larger questions. The funny thing is though the hardcore fans still demand a ton of these answers that we're never going to get (myself often included). Do we really need an exact explanation for what Smokey or the Numbers are, even? I think most of it can just be shuffled off like how Michael couldn't kill himself because the Island wouldn't let him... just gotta roll with it.
― Nhex, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
finally caught up btw. heck of a ride
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Circle of ash could have been keeping smokey in the cabin rather than outside it
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
If it was Smokey Ben and Locke encountered when they first visited the cabin rather than Jacob, then yeah the ash would've been keeping him IN. But surely he was still able to roam the island in monster form during this time.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
Either than or Jacob and blackshirt dude have been fighting for control of Smokey for some time. Jacob had the upper hand while he was imprisoned in the cabin but whoever broke the circle allowed him to escape.
Quite who Christian Shepherd is supposedly working for I have no idea.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
the Christian shepherd thing is weird because it seems like he's either a) dead and smokey is faking him b) dead but like not dead and dislodged from time c) ?????
also WTF is happening with Claire
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
she's been hanging with Christian, has gone feral, is maybe "infected?"
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
I decided to rewatch every scene with Locke after the Ajira crash. Last night I rewatched "Dead Is Dead" from S5. This exchange of dialogue interests me:
Fake John Locke: "You don't like this, do you? Having to ask questions that you don't know the answers to. Blindly following someone in the hopes that they'll lead you to whatever it was that you were looking for."Ben: "No John, I don't like it at all."Fake John Locke: "Well, now you know what it was like to be me."
Is that John talking, or Smokey?
Watching these episodes, it seems pretty clear that Christian and Locke are both the same person to me. They're working to achieve the same goals. But it's interesting how much Smokey embodies Christian, Alex, Locke, etc. when he takes their form. When Christian asks Locke to say hello to his son, he really seems like he means it.
Also, if Christian can appear to Jack off-island, doesn't that mean that Smokey isn't bound by the island? Also, at what point did the ash ring around Jacob's cabin get compromised?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
just Smokey maintaing the pretense i guess
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
It seems like Smokey has access to all the deceased person's memories and uses them to manipulate the living.
Also, if Christian can appear to Jack off-island, doesn't that mean that Smokey isn't bound by the island?
did Smokey really appear or was Jack just going through the same thing as Hurley? does Hurley really see dead people or is he actually crazy?
― Roz, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
was jack seeing Christian the "same" as hurley seeing dead people all the time?
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
xp!
can't remember if this has already been pointed out upthread but it seems like "infection" seems to be different from FakeLocke, FakeAlex etc in that the former needs a body, while the latter just needs the body to be dead. so the infection's maybe not Smokey, but it could be Smokey's way of assembling an army. (an army of zombies?!)
the infection also seems to affect those who are near death like sayid and claire (seems like she might have died in the explosion at the barracks?). i remember miles acting weird around her then, the same way he acted weird around sayid - like he couldn't be sure whether they were dead or alive or something else.
― Roz, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
hmmm
maybe hurleys q to sayid (r u a zombie) is ~foreshadowing~
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
i was only joking w/ the zombies comment. pretty sure that line wasn't serious either - the writers joke about season 7 being zombie season all the time.
― Roz, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
Not to jinx it but is there any kind of resolution that wouldn't end up being unsatisfactory? I'm fine with alien smokey zombie army intergalactic chess game between egyptian gods, but I can't imagine this would placate the largely non-SF-y fan base.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
simple answer, no.
― Roz, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
I feel fairly certain that Jack and Kate will both live, which bums me out.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
miles purpose on the island (and the show) has yet to be fully realized. that will be exciting.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
what about lapedis? is he just Everyman proxy or will he eventually assume some mythic importance?
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Why are Jack and Kate untouchable?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
cause they are adam and eve
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
Oh then they will definitely die then!
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
everyone dies.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
I think his purpose is to talk to dead people, and thereby point the main cast in the right direction. I'll be surprised if it's much more than that, and totally expect him to die.
Because the showrunners are trying to please two masters -- nerds and rubes -- and the rubes will be totally pissed if the "stars" die at the end of the show.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
Still think Rose and Bernard are Adam and Eve.
I dunno. Time travel and parallel universes do not strike me as rube-friendly overtures. I'll bet that Hurley outlives Jack or Kate or both.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
Time travel and parallel universes are nerd-service.
Kate, Hurley, Jin, Sun, and Aaron will all live. Sawyer and Sayid are the only main cast people who might die. Locke is already dead, but sideways Locke might Live.
The parallel universe thing complicates things but I think the timelines will unify at some point.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot to write Jack into the first group but I think he'll live as well. He is the person in the cast who Learns a Valuable Lesson.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
Not sure why I capitalized Live.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
u didn't
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh u did
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
The island capitalized it.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Still think Rose and Bernard are Adam and Eve
altho there's a good chance they got zapped back to 2007 with everyone else, along with vincent of course.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
I assume they did!
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
I think the writers already gave them their ending.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
"Kate, Hurley, Jin, Sun, and Aaron will all live"If you throw Jack into this, this is a mighty brave wager! This is a series that shoots kids!
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
This is a series that shoots kids!
This is a series where even when a kid is shot in the chest, he still lives.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but the kid lived
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
they always said the dog would survive until the end tho, so i guess vincent can't have stayed in the 70s.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
They've lied about stuff before.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
lying about whether a dog lives or dies is really going too far
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
"i guess you finally found your loophole"
"WOOF"
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
btw the loophole is just getting ben to do it right? nothing to do with being Locke (except that being Locke is what convinced ben)
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob-embodying-Aaron vs. Smokey-embodying-Vincent in an epic baby vs. dog battle for the fate of the universe.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
The loophole was also tricking Richard into allowing Ben and Smokey into Jacob's foothouse.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
Thought that smokey could do whatever he wanted, just not harm Jacob?
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
It seemed like he needed Richard's help to find Jacob, but I could be wrong on that point.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
assumed the flasback of Jacob and nemesis sitting on the beach looking at the black rock indicated that they knew everything about each other, and that the only thing preventing Jacobs death was a rule saying that the nemesis couldt personally kill him
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't Bram shoot Locke and the bullet bounced right off or something?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
so did i. and that the loophole still was him being able to embody dead people arriving on the island
xp it bounced of something but could just aswell be the wall
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 15 February 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
Imo the "infection" is on a par with being "good" or "bad", just a lazy short hand for... I don't know what. Something they bandy around but might not necessarily have a proper explanation for. This sort of thing pisses me off a lot - and I would be happy to be proved wrong down the line.
Might have mentioned this before but I was pleased when the time travel stuff began because it provided a context for the "island wants this to happen" in that THAT could have meant that "the laws of time travel dictate that this must happen" (like Michael not being able to kill himself - I guess that happened because it would have caused a paradox - he was physically needed to blow up the freighter). Can't work out how much of that was likely to be the case, though - I imagine when Eloise or someone talks like that, they have a greater picture of what's meant to happen, but not someone like Locke (or Ben??).
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
Also Jacob purposefully brings ppl to the island as a way of "making progress" and smokey hates it.
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
better get some goddamned answers to some of this shit tomorrow
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure they'll answer one thing and ask three more questions in the process.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Lapidus has got to be more than just everyman proxy - he was meant to be flying the original 815 plane, Abbadon made a point of putting him on the chopper with the three Island babies, and he just happened to turn up piloting the Ajira flight. They want him for something certainly.
Are we going to get a proper Desmond storyline/episode here or have the writers given him and Penny their ending? I suppose they'll have to revisit the Widmore thing at some point and he's the In there.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
That's the 'long con' argument where to get in a position to get close to Jacob, MIB had to be the leader of the Others, with an accomplice that could actually do the deed. Locke's position as leader of the Others was engineered by MIB during S5, even though we saw the results of it (the Others acting as if Locke had been 'chosen') in S3 and 4. Ben was the perfect aggrieved party after MIB had usurped his authority and turned Ben's resentment of that towards Jacob. The loophole turned out to be MIB killing Jacob by proxy, which I would imagine Jacob had figured out well ahead of time. Even if he couldn't prevent his own death he could create plans that would outlive him.
― Brakhage, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
riiiight. that seems right. tho presably Jacob is responsible for having brought 815 in the first place?
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Hence the 'they're coming' - Ilana & The Touchees
Might have mentioned this before but I was pleased when the time travel stuff began because it provided a context for the "island wants this to happen" in that THAT could have meant that "the laws of time travel dictate that this must happen" (like Michael not being able to kill himself - I guess that happened because it would have caused a paradox - he was physically needed to blow up the freighter).
This was my rationale for MIB not being able to kill Jacob, or Ben not being able to kill Widmore - 'if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen'. Not sure that's the case with MIB and Jacob any more though.
― Brakhage, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
And by 'touchees' I mean the 815ers, yeah, werewolf
― Brakhage, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
I think he acts like them because he is them - he has all of their memories and experience. This leads to compassion on his part towards Locke, for instance. When he says, as Christian, 'say hello to my son' he's keeping up the pretense (MIB wants to be seen as the person he's imitating so he can manipulate, that cover's blown now w/r/t Locke) but he's also genuine.
― Brakhage, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
Stepfield Christian seemed more threatening than concerned for Jack.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
tho presably Jacob is responsible for having brought 815 in the first place?
He didn't "touch" Sayid or Hurley prior to them coming on the Oceanic flight, or at least we haven't seen him do so. Both of them were "touched" between the two flights.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
they'd be missing a trick not having Lapidus flying the plane we're seeing in these flashalongs
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
still love when Locke said "your Dad says hello" and Jack's "omg you motherfucker" face
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)
Even if he couldn't prevent his own death...
He didn't even try. He pretty much was all like "o hai ben let me help u with that"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
just realized that I know a local spine surgeon who is eerily similar to Christian in appearance, demeanor, and general....Christian-ness.
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Monday, 15 February 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
the term is "Christianity"
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Monday, 15 February 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
if that local surgeon was to have a son, would you say NO MATTER WHAT HE DID it was just NEVER ENOUGH for his Dad. Was it? WAS IT?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 15 February 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot about the scene where Christian appears to Michael just before he dies. If that was MIB, what was his motive there?
― President Keyes, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
didn't michael have a bunch of other christianesque incidents? i can barely remember that ep
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
Whoops, yeah, I was thinking of bringing the 815ers back on Ajira, not the initial crash. Though Jacob seems to have selected them all over the place in the timeline so I don't think direct cause-and-effect really holds.
I had completely forgotten that, I'll have to rewatch it. I can see how Christian would function as a useful mouthpiece for MIB, and Alex is pretty obvious, but I have no idea what using Yemi got MIB other than just playing at being some Old Testament figure of judgement. It may be that MIB was scouting Eko as a leader-of-the-Others precursor before Locke was finally decided on. D&C did say pretty early on (season 2 I think) that we had seen the smoke monster in other forms and just didn't recognize it, so the rationale of the dead walking on the island as MIB possessions was in place. I'd love to figure out how being under Jacob's thumb limited MIB's ambition. I thought the ash was keeping him in Jacob's cabin, but that didn't prevent him from roaming around the island as smokey.
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
seems like the 815ers coming back on ajira is the way they are going to reconcile the timelines
faraday will show up and convince them somehow...to go the island...again...for the third time
then the 2007 stuff will somehow lead them back to the explosion, with kate in the tree, etc
then they will save jacob?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think Jacob's agenda for the Ajira folk is to save himself, but permanently contain MIB - in the alt the island's underwater, remember. I think the alt is the natural resolution of the narrative rather than something that has to be combined with the main reality.
You'd think that a reality could be picked to move to in which the island never existed and MIB never posed a threat (the island might be like Borges' aleph - a point from which all other times and places can be seen). But that assumes that the alt is 'alternate' - and in a show in which 'whatever happens happens' the alt could be a successfully rewritten timeline.
My initial reaction to you bringing Faraday back is 'no way are they bringing Faraday back' - I have nothing to base it on other than the feeling like Faraday's story's done. I think there are so many plates spinning now ... but it does make me think of something.
Faraday dies in 1977; MIB had access to his memories (reminds me of Miles accessing the memories of the dead) for all that time, I wonder if that could have affected his attempting a 'loophole'. It's a long shot but a fun idea.
Roll on tomorrow's ep because for pedantic bastards like me there was precious little to chew on with this last one.
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
The idea of containment got me thinking - probably not a coincidence that the death of Jacob happens at the same time the Swan Station and hatch is wiped out from the timeline. Probably just a thematic tie-in, but the whole Hatch creation to prevent the destructive force of the underground energy well from destroying the island (which it does in the revised '77, thanks to Jack and co.) parallels the imprisonment and release of Jacob's enemy. I doubt they were really considering it in early season 3, but it does fit nicely with the Hatch energy being released in the S2 finale as well.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, February 15, 2010 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wait
what
― the cold bieber open (some dude), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
if i'm reading that right it's just wrong on so many levels
― the cold bieber open (some dude), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah that doesn't ring true for me.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
They aren't going to reconcile the timelines, that would be ridiculous even by Lost standards. Think what they might end up doing is giving everyone a really shit ending in the alternate timeline (like, everyone dies or gets banged up or something) to show that the crash was the best thing to have happened to them. They've already hinted at this by having Man In Black say that Locke was the only one who realised how worthless his home life was.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 09:52 (fifteen years ago)
Whether there's an alternate timeline Faraday depends on whether Ellie got off the island after the bomb blast (my guess = no) so the only way we'd see him would be in flashbacks or in some kind of Desmond constant timeflash way. I hope he turns up in some capacity just because I like him.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 09:55 (fifteen years ago)
im MUCH preferring the los angeles timeline
― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 09:59 (fifteen years ago)
WE SHALL SEE
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
please, everyone here is speculating there asses off
i think reconciliation of the timelines is the only way
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:52 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how is this less ridiculous than reconciliation? everyone has a shitty life in the alternate timeline, and... thats all folks?
― max, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that's like ending the show with a resounding sigh
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
or a fart from dead locke's corpse
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
..emitting a tiny cloud of black ectoplasm
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
ya that would be... not only a bummer, but kinda amazingly smug on the writers' part too
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
some kind of timeline reconciliation involving desmond and daniel could be great. doing just this alt-timeline without some kind of convergence with 2007 just doesn't seem quite right. major credibility gamble (idk if that really matters anymore tho) either way really.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
it would be a major narrative sin to introduce it and then not connect it to the rest of the series
― max, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
i think it would be pretty terrible, especially after there was a whole season about how their post-island lives sucked and they shoulda gone back to the island. not exactly the same thing but it would feel tired.
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
this dude's take on possibly converging timelines is the most convincing prediction I've encountered thusfar.
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Well the alternative timeline can't actually hold up for long because there's no Jack or Juliet to go back in time and blow up the atomic bomb that stops the plane from crashing and creates the alternate timeline. They'll have to address that in some way, the alternative reality could actually collapse if there isn't some Faraday/Alpert/Jacob/Desmond/Wizard of Oz figure to right it.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not sure it'll actually converge with the existing timeline we're seeing on the Island though.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
you already said that
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
say it again
i bet you six million dollars it will converge in some way
― max, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
one of the obstacles is the 3 year gap between the alt line and the island as we're now seeing it. they could go a weird route where everyone from 815 ends up dead anyway by 2007. this would be simpler than trying to merge the lines but maybe less satisfying.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
giving them the benefit of the doubt like i did Ronald D Moore (yeah and look how that worked out ha ha).
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
There's been enough unsubtle hinting from Cuse and Lindelof that there be a merge of some kind - they said this off the bat so to assuage viewer fears that the sideways timeline wouldn't go anywhere or that the existing continuity would be overwritten or erased.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
honestly they can do what they want with the timelines just don't give us another episode as crappy as last week's
watched Tabula Rasa again last night and Kate is actually great in it
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
season 1 Kate was so awesome. I think her character started to suck around the time of the episode w/ the horse. always the goddamn horse.
― Roz, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
is that the toy plane episode?
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
You won't be saying that when the horse magically stops the bomb from ever blowing up.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
or when the horse singlehoofedly reconciles the timelines
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
not the toy plane one. its episode 3 where she's living on that farm in the outback.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
The horse will save everyone by pushing the frozen donkey wheel.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
jacob will ride across the sky on the horse imo
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
was weird seeing the trailer for the The Forgotten last week which stars Bernard and Alex Linus/Rousseau
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
at the time, i thought the toy plane one was just a crappy episode but i still liked kate, but the horse episode had all the stuff with sawyer and jack, and kate crying for no reason, which was when i thought yeah fuck off.
― Roz, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
If the timelines do converge, Adam and Eve are going to be alternate timeline Jack and Kate, aren't they?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
They aren't going to reconcile the timelines, that would be ridiculous even by Lost standards.
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
― tehresa, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
Sturridge has gone to Chelsea.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
cutty i just want to say i appreciate your zero-tolerance-for-shit-you-disagree-with attitude on this thread, there are things to fuck around about on the internet, and lost is not one of them
― max, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
no, i have zero tolerance for people showing zero tolerance for lost theories
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
i haven't pooped on anyone, just part of the dicussion. i speculated upthread and some dude and matt DC are like NO WAY MAN NEVER EVER WHAT
srsly though the idea that they wouldn't resolve the new timeline w/ the others is batshit from a production cost-benefit analysis point of view imo.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
ya i mean, would everything just end badly followed by a title card saying 'SEE?'
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
i want lost to end like the clue movie
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
timelines bleeding into each other must involve smokemonster whizzing along the Sunset Strip or this show is for shit
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
Timelines bleeding into each other sounds more convincing than Faraday sending them all back to magically make everything how it was supposed to be. Might explain Hurley's conversations with dead people.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
I still want them to wrap up with a "th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/ThatsAllFolks.jpg
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
i just want to see a sweaty faraday show up out of nowhere
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
unstuck in time
really not missing faraday's voice
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
Personally, I'd like to see C&L introduce new characters, pose more wtf questions & generally tighten the screws of obfuscation all the way up to the final episode, in which a Wizard of Oz/Architect of the Matrix figure will appear & call everyone to some mystical, hidden conference room for an hour-long Q&A session where all the secrets of the show will be dealt with in a series of raised hands, bullet points, and possibly even an PowerPoint presentation.
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
i want it to end with a slowmo montage set to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8JGk6Y6N3Y
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
i long for the naive days when we thought the drum and bass room actually meant something
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
not so much that but Walt's powers definitely
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
"We got more than we bargained for with that boy."
Really? WHAT? He made some birds fall out of the sky. Anything else? I'm sure Jacob or Smokey had no use for such talents.
Of course Walt could just ride in on the horse and save them all yes please.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
looks like somebody's got a case of "lostalgia"
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
*cymbal crash*
Yeah, recent interviews with D&C leave me no hope that they're ever going to do anything with Walt ... they used to say they had a plan for dealing with his aging and now they're saying it's too difficult to work around.
Probably just a thematic tie-in, but the whole Hatch creation to prevent the destructive force of the underground energy well from destroying the island (which it does in the revised '77, thanks to Jack and co.) parallels the imprisonment and release of Jacob's enemy.
Can't believe I didn't think of this, that's really good.
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
the walt thing is too bad but at least they can't make it about a superchild who is the prophetic saviour or some bullshit like that anymore
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
think it should end "the others were created by humans..."
― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
At least this show won't be wrapped up with an hour of exposition from Dean Stockwell telling us about years and years of events we never see. I hope. Though Dean Stockwell is always nice to have.
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
"at least they can't make it about a superchild who is the prophetic saviour or some bullshit like that anymore"
why is this particular card off the table? because the actor's aged out?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
i read somewhere the drum and bass room is back this season
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
it's the wonky room now
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
next door to the dubstep room
― max, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
I don't care if Malcolm David Kelley never returns to the show, I just want to know what Walt's deal was. I still think that Season 2 was probably the show's best, but most of it just feels so inconsequential now.
― Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
Meanwhile in the upside-down reality
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
uh
― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
I sort of imagine her singing 'Trust In Me' from the Jungle Book there
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
There's plenty of material in place for having Walt pull a Tommy Westphall, whether they decide to do that or not.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
I can imagine an epilogue scene featuring Walt's summer job at a travel agency
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
(He got laid off from the aviary at the zoo)
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
Walt is surely Going Places!
sorry.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
Or Walt could get hired on at the box factory - AND THE CYCLE BEGINS AGAIN
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
It's weird how all of the characters' signature traits are part of Walt. Walt's dad-loathing, don't tell Walt what to do!, Walt's love of hot pockets...
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
walt's disgusting obesity
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
kate acts like a capricious child; so does walt!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
not to mention walt's out-of-wedlock pregnancy and heroin habit.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
and being named jack
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
and his thing for knives
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
Remember when Walt was stung by spiders and subsequently buried alive?
― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
Remember when Walt was looking for his son in the jungle and kept yelling WALT
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
Walt is his own constant
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
his complexion is so freckly, too
― tehresa, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
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best one
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
I was going to talk about when Walt went back in time to meet Walt and declared himself to be future Walt, then travelled back to the present, killed Walt, and now wanders the beach yelling that he's disappointed in himself but I couldn't top that
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
Alright, now someone needs to make a Walt-based spoof of the "Malkovich" scene in Being John Malkovich.
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
W A L T
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
ANTICIPATION ON THE WEST COAST
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
SAWYER IS A STOOGES FAN! I KNEW IT.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
this is good
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
ok this one is already like 100000xbetter than last week
haha xpost
― 3:16 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
Walt was what smokey saw? I took my glasses off for a split second :(
― self-important coozen (bnw), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
no it looked like child locke
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
i was RONG
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
lil' jacob?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
man i hope they dont switch back to bullshit next week
― self-important coozen (bnw), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
lil jakey
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
i enjoyed learning fuck all this time
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
Good stuff this week. I will admit, I was choking back manly tears at the last scene with Katey Segal - nice surprise to see her back. Loved the sideways flash this week with all the gimmicky interactions. Same with Richard and Sawyer's interactions with Dead Locke. Richard, especially, doing a complete 180, completely terrified.
Hope this means we'll continue to get more positive, hopeful stories out of the sideways world to contrast the original timeline - it's almost a breath of fresh air compared to the non-stop desperation and tension of the last couple of seasons (not that I didn't really enjoy them too). S-Locke's encounters w/Hurley, Rose and Ben did get me to smile. It's so weird to see Lost characters actually coming to rational conclusions and acting humanely!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
yeah def my fav so far
― the cold bieber open (some dude), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
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― dmr, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey Cam was awesome
really satisfying episode. the sideways-ben-john meeting was unsettling and bizarre, but in a good way.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
yeah until ben kills him in the teacher's lounge
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
damn look how much better this tv show is when it focuses on a good character
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
no jack, no kate = my kind of lost
they make you eat your peas before you get your pudding. are the episodes actually good/bad/good/bad/etc or does it just feel that way.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
Tonight was my first night to watch Lost on my new big LCD television. I'm still trying to get used to just how different television is in HD. Even Lost was unsettling in HD. Enjoyed this one much better than the last two. It seems like we're getting "Somewhere." After seeing Ben as a teacher are we to assume that everything that did happen on the island never happened in this new timeline?
― Jacob Sanders, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
is it significant that they didn't show kate's name on jacob's cave ceiling? she got a tap from him like the others, i believe.
^^cosign times a million. when jack and kate are the focus of an episode, i find my enjoyment of the show detaches and becomes kind of meta, like "oh great, let's see what jack's crying about this week." but locke and ben have enough gravitas to make questionable writing seem really, really compelling. like ben's speech over locke's grave, that was awesome.
― going through puberty without the intervention of mythical creatures (reddening), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)
the numbers are back
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)
i think ilana is/was jacob's wife
4 - Locke8 - Reyes15 - Ford16 - Jarrah23 - Shephard42 - Kwon (could be either Jin or Sun)
And:
1. Stay until you're 'crossed out'.2. Take over and become the new 'Jacob'.3. Leave.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)
Also there is a creepy kid running around the island who is seemingly above Jacob and Smokey on the food chain, which is weird.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:28 (fifteen years ago)
42 - Kwon (could be either Jin or Sun)
start of this season lax difference in names matters now?
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://i50.tinypic.com/351issw.png
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
l'il Jacob Locke is Aaron, i'in'e?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:58 (fifteen years ago)
Is the kid above Jacob?
― Jacob Sanders, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:58 (fifteen years ago)
The numbers thing doesn't make any sense. Does that mean that Jacob, at some point, touched every name on that board, and eventually crossed everyone else out? Can people be crossed out before they arrive on the island? If Jacob likes those six numbers so damned much, why did he wasted everyone else's time?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
I assume Smokey and Jacob are equivalent since they balance each other (like the white and black rocks on the scale), and the kid seemed like he was reminding Smokey what the rules were.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)
Does that mean that Jacob, at some point, touched every name on that board, and eventually crossed everyone else out?
he's been doing it for centuries and got down to these numbers and started broadcasting them?
really wanted to see henry gale or somebody up there
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)
171 - Arzt
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone ever check what aisle numbers they were all sitting in on the plane? sure a lostpedia person must have done this...
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flight_815_seat_numbers
― Clay, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)
lostpedia is MAGICAL
― Clay, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
er row nos not aisle numbers lol
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
well jack is 23 on jacob's wall and on the plane as well, so that's a good catch really!
― Clay, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:30 (fifteen years ago)
the white and black rocks on the scale
loved this, took me straight to locke and walt on the beach playing backgammon
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:33 (fifteen years ago)
the idea of each Number representing a certain person has been a fan theory since season 1.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 08:54 (fifteen years ago)
Here is the cave ceiling:
http://getlostpodcast.iimmgg.com/gallery/gaaa93d0bdd4ed31790231253080ed7f3/
Here is someone's deciphering of what's there:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showpost.php?p=17577708&postcount=2764
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i wasn't trying to pretend i was on some new shit... more asking what the previous theories re numbers and passengers were...
xpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)
on the wall:TROUPE
love this retcon that the season 1 anagram names (Ethan Rom = Other Man, Gary Troup = Purgatory) were both pseudonyms.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
this was such a fantastic episode - didn't feel like a single scene was wasted.
need to think through theories some more but noticed that Austen = not on the wall.
― Roz, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
okay sorry someone else alr pointed that out. skim reading is not your friend on lost threads.
― Roz, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
It's on the wall; we just didn't see it.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking that choice #3--leave the island with me--entails killing all the other candidates first.
In the alt-timeline--things seem to be working out a lot better for the characters without the pressure of Jacob's influence, the island wanting stuff to happen, etc. But does that mean that whatever was important about the island is gone and the world is going to end or something?
The little boy actor resembled Jacob a lot. I'd say he's Jacob's ghost, appearing to MIB in an earlier form. Perhaps back when Smokey was human he knew Boy Jacob.
Leaving out Kate from the wall kind of annoys me--since we know Jacob touched her. Maybe she disappointed him by going against what he told her and continuing to steal stuff.
More and more it seems like Jacob's original list (the one used to yank people like Cindy from the beach) was a kind of rapture. Taking the "good people" to relative safety amongst the Others, and leaving the bad people to get ordered around by the "Candidates" and eventually killed by flaming arrows. The first we ever heard about Jacob was that Jack was not on his list--because he was on a different list.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:05 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob often is associated with water-- both of his hideouts (the Foot and the cave) are right next to the ocean, we see him cooking fish, the healing water at the Temple.
When Ben summoned Smokey he had to drain the water first.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)
seems likely that a showdown is shaping up btw locke/sawyer and the rest of the gang, which is bad-ass
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
kid could be a young jacob couldnt he? i mean in terms of look/coloring--or also aaron--or... both
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
Do we know where Ben was at the time of the Incident? Was he still with the Others? Unless there was a cut scene of him being returned to Dharma and loaded onto the sub. Since he becomes a teacher in the alt-line, it could mean that Jughead didn't cause the island to sink in '77.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
kid saying "know the rules, you can't kill him" was very similar to the ben/widmore confrontation. but was he talking about sawyer or jacob?
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if Locke=4 on the wall was a Jacob fakeout move & Kate is actually #4.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
great episode!
trying to correlate the names on the ceiling in this episode with "jacob's list" from the first few series is fun but essentially hopeless. if they had really known where they were going with the jacob character we should have seen him visit the characters in the flashbacks of the first 3 seasons rather than the last episode of season 5.
one thing that surprised me was that smokelocke had to check with sawyer if he could see the kid. i've always assumed that any apparitions on the island were somehow down to smokey but clearly not if smokey wasn't sure if he was seeing one! does this mean that christian is not a smokey apparition (what i always assumed) after all?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)
jacob's earlier list didn't have jack on it. so.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)
In "Par Avion", Mikhail states that Kate is not on the list because she is "flawed"; Sayid is not on the list because he is "weak and frightened"; and Locke is not on the list because he is angry.
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
if they had really known where they were going with the jacob character we should have seen him visit the characters in the flashbacks of the first 3 seasons rather than the last episode of season 5.
Not sure about this. When have they ever revealed stuff earlier when they could wait to do so later? I think Jacob and the "candidate" thing have been in the planning all along.
Jacob's original list probably didn't have any of the "candidates" on it, since they were supposed to play out some drama on the island, proving their leadership, worthiness, etc.
And if Richard didn't know what Candidates were then I doubt Mikhail did.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
sure i mean that that point in time it was ben who was supposed to be getting this info from jacob but its been revealed that he never even spoke to him so...
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)
*at that
That dialogue between Jack and Dogen about why Dogen doesn't speak English (to put a distance between himself & those he gives orders to) is like training Jack to become some dude who orders people around by sending out lists from beneath a foot.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
I think Jacob and the "candidate" thing have been in the planning all along.
why do you find it so hard to believe / why do you find it so easy etc
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
I did it weird there was no Kate on the wall, though she was on Jacob's Ankh list in the premiere.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe all the candidate are male and the winner gets to breed with Queen Kate.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
did no one else say--the stones on the scale maybe the stones in jacks pocket?
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
inside joke
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
No Alpert on the wall either maybe = Kate is the next Alpert = next Jacob gets to mate ETERNALLY with Queen Kate????
― Clay, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
Just like to point out that the scene where the Stooges is playing was totally unrealistic. "Search and Destroy" is the first song on Raw Power, but the record was in the middle of the side not at the beginning.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
My wife laughed at me when I pointed this out, but I know you guys will understand. :-)
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:04 (fifteen years ago)
dharma reissue has different track order
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if that will ever be explained!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
new major things we learned:
Smokey seems to be now "stuck" as Locke and monster mode (according to Ilana, who also knows about the temple and it would be nice if someone just asked her more questions)
that's it
a bunch of other stuff suggested but not confirmed as such. seems Ben never actually went to the island in alt world...which could in turn mean that Widmore is still on the island there.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)
The island in alt world is all blowed up though.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore has gills in this timeline
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
NO ONE IN THAT UNIVERSE WILL EVER HEAR THAT WEIRDLY SEQUENCED COPY OF RAW POWER!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
What do you guys thing the first song on the Dharma version is?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
I think Dharma chose prog over punk
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
i'd say this was the first episode really obviously based on The Stand
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
kinda wishing now this thread was titled Lost Season 6: Look Out Honey Cuz I'm Using Technology
― Clay, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
I liked the exchange between MIB and Sawyer in the cave about his choices:
Man-in-Locke: You can stay and protect the island.Sawyer: From what?Man-in-Locke: Nothing! Definitely not me! I mean, nobody! Nobody and that includes me. Now let's go kill some motherfuckers and destroy the island!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
I was LOLing hardcore at Ben as a pissy middle-school history teacher.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
loving posi-hurley
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)
BTW I think the whole "alternate universe" thing is just preparation for a spin-off show where no one ever goes to the island, it's going to be all about relationships and human emotions and Jack & Kate's on-again, off-again romance and Locke learning to live as a handicapable man etc. without any lame old mystery or intrigue getting in the way.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
i'm thinking smokey has escaped in the sideways timeline and everyone in the world is having their choices controlled by it
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lost-tweet-ufford.jpghttp://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lost-tweet-douche.jpg
― 67 (history mayne), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
incredibly displeased
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
woulda been funnier if that reply was from rob mcelhenney
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
something about this season has kinda "lost" me
last night's episode was the best for sure but there was stuff i couldn't deal with... the mysterious kid apparition, the "smokey"-cam... it might be a side effect of (re)-watching season 1 right now, which is unfair, but—and I am a fan of latter-day lost—the show feels a little more hollow now, not as varied in its textures and moods as it used to be. it's all people running around intently saying cryptic shit to each other. everyone has the same self-important secret agent vibe.
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
i know the show has ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT in a lot of ways
im with you but this has been a problem for a couple seasons now hasnt it? so far this season isnt any worse than last season i dont think
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
maybe it's just the stark contrast of watching 4 eps of s1 last night then the new one at 2am :D
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
i know what you mean and i watched a shit load of s1 last night (on youtube!) but my only beef with last night's was the pace (felt like they were dragging things out and it was too slow moving for what was actually happening ie not much) and i wanted more reveals. Locke's flashalongs didn't do much for me and the Ben reveal could've been better - it kinda sucks for us to see his back turned when it's obvious from his voice that it's him so why not just get straight to it?). but i admit it's probably gonna be difficult for this show to satisfy me for a few more weeks yet.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
i was also kinda amazed they're still throwing in shocking reveal shots of dead locke
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
now that he's buried maybe that'll end
i just don't see what they have to lose at this point by richard or smokey or ilana just spending a minute or so actually explaining WHO people are, WHAT they want and WHY instead of the vague cryptic shit. i'm enjoying the character interplay way more than the mystery/questions aspect and think the show can survive on the former primarily at this late a stage.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
i'm wondering if Locke ever met Abbadon now (he was adamant to Helen that miracles don't exist but Abbadon had pointed out that his survival could be considered miraculous itself and you'd think that would've stuck). but if Abbadon hadn't been there to suggest the Walkabout then how did get to that.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
richard doesn't know dick apparently
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
he don't know jack
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
richard has always been kind of hilariously confused or uninformed about stuff considering how long he's been there
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
his default expression is this sort of weird ambiguous wide-eyed surprise
The little crab scuttling over Locke's face was pretty creepy/effective.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
Hoping that Alpert explains the significance of weirdly sequenced Raw Power LP.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
are you expecting that to be the final huge reveal? the reason they must protect the island?
― self-important coozen (bnw), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
probably has something to do with the "raw power" unleashed by the explosion
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
i think claire would then be david bowie and aaron, the shitty mix that nearly killed raw power
― self-important coozen (bnw), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
xp Smokey is on a "death trip". He's "searching to destroy" and he "needs somebody" to "penetrate". He's "hard to beat".
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
Okay as soon as I figure out how "shake appeal" applies I think I will have figured the show out. No need to watch the last dozen episodes.
Did you miss the bit where Fake Locke explained a load of really important shit?
At the end of S5 Ilana mentioned that Lapidus was a candidate as well - presumably crossed off the list now. The successful candidate is so obviously gonna be Jack, although it would awesome if it was Hurley.
Maybe Alt-Locke ended up having a much better life because Jacob wasn't manipulating him? Except in the original timeline Jacob didn't appear until after Locke had fallen out of the window, so no idea.
The hint about Locke being all cool with his dad was potentially important - wonder if this has any bearing on the alternate Sawyer storyline? Maybe the con/parental murder never happened? They've already played on the manipulated lives thing with Desmond and Faraday, wouldn't be surprised if the alt-timeline was them going hard on that in this series.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
"Maybe the con/parental murder never happened?"
Makes no sense. How did he get paralyzed then?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
like what tho? obv he is not to be trusted and it was just his sales pitch to james. smokey kept asking james questions but didn't get any good ones in return, predictably.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
It makes even less sense for Locke to invite his dad to his wedding after being pushed out of a window by him. Also in the original timeline, Helen left Locke because he couldn't get over his obsession with his father.
There are any number of reasons why Locke could have been paralysed in this alternate reality.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
by far the #1 cause of spinal injuries is being thrown out of a building by your dad
― self-important coozen (bnw), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
(There's a big hole in my theory which is that Sawyer's parents were already dead by the time the bomb went off in 1977 - maybe that wiped Jacob out of all history or something?)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
felt kind of bad for locke when he was all, "helen, if you dont want me in a wheelchair, dont marry me, because it will take a miracle for me to walk" and instead of being like "aw locke i love you in a wheelchair or out" she was all "i believe in miracles"
― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
hahah
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
i was disgusted by her 'peace and love' top. maybe there was a Dharma logo on the label.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
well she was wearing a "PEACE AND KARMA" t-shirtxpost ha
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
But then she tore up Jack's card, the implication being that she believed in miracles AND was cool with Locke using a wheelchair.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
Her "peace and karma" shirt did suck, tho.
WS katey segal
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
wish she'd dressed like Peg Bundy
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
wait i didn't even realise that was her (and also voice of Leela) argh
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
u lose
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
xxp not me! definitely love her more nowadays as she is in this show or on SoA, that Peg Bundy get-up was just wrong
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
oh god i've confused myself again: in the alternate timeline do we know that the bomb actually went off?
we know that the island is underwater. but is it not true that the bomb can only explode in the universe where the plane actually crashes (because it requires the survivors going back in time to detonate it!) ??
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the question is better posed in this form:
in the alternate universe what event is responsible for the island being underwater?
if it was the detonation of an atomic bomb then who is responsible for detonating it?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
a bunch of time travellers from an alternate universe
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
let's say it was detonated in the 50s, because Daniel wasn't there to tell them to bury it
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the island is underwater because of global warming was not prevented by Jacob
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
someone please add the raw power sequencing bit to the trivia section on lostpedia
― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
Don't think it works that way - from what I can tell, there is no alternate universe before the explosion in 1977. The explosion causes a fork with a new parallel timeline where everything is different outside of the island after that point, but the previous 2004/2007 crash timeline still exists. In the new timeline, the island sunk in 1977 and everybody is happy. Logically, I think that's the only way it could work, since our 815ers are still alive and popped back into 2007 in their original timeline, so everything for them had to have still "happened" for them to exist.
Like Trunk's time-traveling in Dragon Ball Z!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
xp PLEASE!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
watched a really good time-travel episode of spongebob the other day. patrick kept eating the tartar sauce that was supposed to defeat manray. hahaha, oh, patrick!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
Note photos of Cooper in Locke's cube:http://lost.cubit.net/assets_c/2010/02/locke_and_dad_1-2848.php
― Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://lost.cubit.net/assets_c/2010/02/locke_and_dad_1-2848.php
Was just thinking, maybe the fact that Lapidus was supposed to be the pilot on 815 and was supposed to be a "candidate" explains why Smokey killed the actual pilot in the very first episode?
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
xp Oooh good catch. guess he didn't steal his kidney after all! Maybe he wasn't an evil con man or reformed. Did notice that Sawyer-X didn't look like a guy who'd just mistakenly killed a guy he thought was responsible for killing his parents... guess we'll find out in a few episodes.
Also never put it together this dude bossed around both Hurley AND Locke:http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Randy_Nations
Re: Lapidus, interesting. I doubt they thought it through that far, JJ Abrams probably just wanted to give Greg Grunberg a quick job. They even got him to speak over the intercom in the premiere... but that dude was clearly never supposed to make it to the island anyway.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
uh guys peg bundy's "miracle" was locke qua locke (luvvy duvvy talk)
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
I'm wondering if Alternate Sawyer is actually a conman at all - maybe he was actually concerned for Hurley's future on the plane.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
this show is turning into 30 rock!
ben = tracy jordan ("I'll say something! I'm very sorry I murdered this guy!")lapidus = kenneth the page ("This is the weirdest funeral!")smokey locke = liz lemon ("Inside joke." turns to camera, winks)
also comedy closeup on Locke's temp agency interviewer
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
It was interesting as hell that Ben admitted he murdered Locke in front of everyone.
But then Frank trotted out his "I guess we're not in Guam" face and just started digging.
The comparison upthread to "The Stand" was one that I mentioned to my friends while we were watching the episode!
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
Where was 12-year old Ben when the bomb went off? Was he still with the Others or back in Dharmaville? He must have had time to get off the Island in this new timeline - unless he was never there in the first place.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
this show is so fucked up. i don't even bother asking questions anymore. i just hold on tight and hope that i understand at least half of what is going on.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
We don't know that the bomb went off, btw.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
But yeah, Ben and Ethan were both kids living in the Barracks, so probably were evacuated.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit isn't arntz a science teacher? The gang's all coming back together!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
would be pretty stoked if the whole losties vs the others conflict gets played out in high school form
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
Charlie is the music teacher!Frogurt teaches nutrition!Michael teaches art!Jacob is the principal!
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
Brick 2 - Nuclear Boogaloo
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
are they gonna end up ripping off glee? that would be cool. would love to see locke musical number.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
But last we saw of young Ben he was with the Others, having recently been healed in the Temple. I don't know that he had time to get back to Dharmaville before the sub left.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
michael emerson was on kimmel:
...last night’s appearance as a history teacher in the Sideways world wasn’t a throwaway. “I don’t think it’s just some mild departure. I think it has a big meaning that will play out as we go,”
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
Most of the numbers we see in Jacob's cave are much higher than those of the Flight 815 folk. I wonder if it was a sort of countdown headed toward number 1: Aaron, born on the island. The 6 who are still around could be necessary to bring him to the island but not true 'candidates' themselves for whatever reason.Alternately, the names we do see are ambiguous. Shephard could be Jack or Christian or even Claire and Aaron right? Same with Kwon: Sun, Jin, their baby.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
But last we saw of young Ben he was with the Others, having recently been healed in the Temple
True, but they told him he had to go back, so it isn't implausible that he did.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
fair play to Jacob for not just picking his candidates from GAPDY
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
This felt kind of Lynchian. She looked like a cross between Ileana Douglas and Jane Adams.
― Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
great episode
loved the parallels between alt-Locke and Smokey/Locke, Smokey angrily yelling "Don't tell me what I can't do!" and alt-Locke talking about how frustrating it was to be "trapped" in the wheelchair, just like Smokey is trapped.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
also I think MIB wants off the island but for some reason needs a real human to do it, thus his interest in Sawyer - he saved him from falling and it looked like he really didn't want him to die.
and poor Sawyer, trying to climb a sketchy ladder after killing most of a bottle of whiskey.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
She's the lady who told Hurley's fortune back in SSN 3.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
I like MIB going from "Locke was admirable...the only one who didn't want to leave the island" to "Hey, James, don't you want to get off this island?"
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
James is going to sober up in about an episode and a half, and start looking for a way to sneak off to the temple.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
this was a great episode. the alternate timeline is really screwing with my head though...
the idea that MIB is the good guy in all of this seems more and more plausible to me.
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
no way, he threw away the white rock
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
well he is the black smoke after all
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey angrily yelling "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
really intriguing in that it was a moment where Smokey actually seemed to have been taken over by Locke, after tripping up too which also seemed more like Locke.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
throwing away his own rock would've been a better inside joke tho right
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
he idea that MIB is the good guy in all of this seems more and more plausible to me.
that was an interesting juxtapostion for smokey to say to sawyer "jacob came to you in a time of need, manipulated you..." when all it seemed like he did was touch him and give him a pen.
― ere, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
What was it Jacob said to Sawyer?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
nothing, just touched him and gave him the pen.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
xp well he gave him a pen so he could finish his letter to sawyer thus leading him to a life of vengeance and scams
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)
i lol'd at inside joke!
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
this was a pretty good ep. I was thinking the stuff fake locke said to sawyer about jacob fooling him was total bullshit...then I thought "okay that's cos it's prob all a lie."
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
hugo for new island president
― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
definitely
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
really like nice guy business hugo
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
"The Substitute" is the 4th episode of Season 6 of Lost and the 107th produced hour of the series as a whole.
hey 108 next
― ere, Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
Locke = 4
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourIsDeath
The Japanese words for "Four" and "Death", despite being written differently, are pronounced identically (shi). As a cultural trope, it's often treated like the number 13 in the west, to the point building floors and apartments are (mis)numbered accordingly. In Korean, the Chinese-derived name for the number four (sa) sounds like the first syllable in the Korean word for death (samang).
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
<3 <3 ilana <3 <3
― mildly haunted every time i hear usher say "raw dog" (some dude), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)
fake john saving sawyer along the cliff was an allusion to john locke pulling jack up from the edge of a cliff (maybe the same one) in season one, when jack is chasing christian through the jungle. i don't know if that means anything though, these days they seem to just cram in as many allusions as they can for the fun of it.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
good catch though!
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
Would guess the alternate timeline is the characters' lives w/o Jacob's interference, i.e. the way the man in black wants them to be able to live. If that's true, I'm not sure that 1977 really has anything to do with it. (It seemingly could for the island but perhaps not for the consciousness/lives/etc of those involved in Jacob's machinations.)
RIght, and it seems improbable that a hydrogen bomb would go off and sink an island yet destroy nothing on it-- Dharmaville, the the base of the statue, etc.
there's nothing to say that the moments we saw between Jacob and the castaways were their only interactions.
― scottpl, Thursday, 18 February 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
YESSS FINALLY the black & white rocks!! The writers are reading this thread after all! They even chucked me an "inside joke"!
(It's the one stupid thing I've been wanting to see again since s2 or whenever they found them).
Anyway, great episode, although I felt a bit like I was drunk when I was watching it just because of how weird the tone & directing was compared to recent ones. For a minute I thought I was watching some impressive fan-made shit - when we saw the smokey-cam (esp pausing to check his reflection!) - and a bunch of explainin' and a new location.
the Ben reveal could've been better - it kinda sucks for us to see his back turned when it's obvious from his voice that it's him so why not just get straight to it?).
This is a classic Lost staple and one I hope they will never stop doing. See also "Kevin Johnson" and every reveal ever. I wonder if we'll see Professor Ben in the school secretary's office looking like this
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:4x02_benlinus_snapshot.jpg
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
er, like thishttp://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:4x02_benlinus_snapshot.jpg
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
can't wait for the reveal that there was another boat called The White Rock
― mildly haunted every time i hear usher say "raw dog" (some dude), Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
the spank rock
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:38 (fifteen years ago)
One other Lostpedia-y thing: Sawyer and Fake Locke climbing "Jacob's Ladder" to get to the little secret sea cave.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Thursday, 18 February 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
xpost the igneous rock
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 February 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
Worst line: "What do you know about realistic!" lolNot sure about the in-scene reminder flashbacks of Jacob doing his touching. Seemed a bit jarring.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 18 February 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't really like it either, but it's one of those broad audience concessions I forgive the show for - not every viewer is going to be on the internet discussing these theories or remembering exactly how things played out from an episode that aired 9 months ago.
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 February 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
The Yacht Rock.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 February 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)
this was a better-done ep than the first three, so was enjoyable on some level. still have massive forebodings though.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Thursday, 18 February 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
The only way this would work would be if most of the energy from the bomb blast went into negating the energy from the time pocket the Dharma dudes drilled into. Assuming we accept all the science here is bollocks and just roll with it.
The thing we don't know yet is the link between Jacob/Man In Black and the time energy, and what the consequences of fucking with that energy would be for them.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 10:07 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, according to Eloise the island was sort of unlocked in space, to the point that Dharma had to build a pendulum thingy to predict where it would at any given time. Surely this movement had something to do with the unique electromagnetic pocket inside of the island. And if that pocket were destroyed by Jughead then I can see the island just falling out of its orbit into the ocean.
I for one would be way pissed if the alt-timeline did not fork off in 1977. As for the Jacob interactions, the SSN 5 finale did make a point of showing us Jacob at Sawyer's parents' funeral and then having Sawyer tell Jack that his parents died in 1976. I think the show is going somewhere with this.
Probably we'll soon see teacher Ben telling Locke about how he grew up on this weird island but had to leave in 1977.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 February 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)
the no-plane-crash 2004 timeline has to add up to SOMETHING. we can't just have these characters "randomly" meeting each other in cute ways.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Thursday, 18 February 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe the alt-timeline destiny is their actual destiny and something that Jacob or MIB has been desperately trying to prevent?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
there haven't been any pointers in the show yet but imo something has to be happening in alt-timeline that matters, and that relates to all the island shit. the fibonacci equation. whatever. it can't just be seeing their backstories resolved.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
Juliet's alt-consciousness appeared to be leaking back into her real consciousness just before she died. If that was to happen to, say, John Locke, it could be interesting.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
sorry, what happened with juliet again?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
She was suddenly all "hey we should get coffee some time", like she was somewhere different entirely. Then after her death she told Sawyer, through Miles, that "it worked".
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
that's true.
id prefer it if there was some tangible reason for the six being the six, for being candidates. not exactly "why these people". but what do jin and sun bring to the table exactly? that, say, another major cast member didn't. their kid? i can't even remember what happened to their kid.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), den 18 februari 2010 12:18 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what i thought as well. jacob most likely. as far as the kate flashsideways it seemed to show her way of finding peace or whatever but i'm not sure as to how the theory works with lockes flashsideways
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
neither jacob nor MIB can be particularly invested in these people's domestic happiness or whatever. jacob wanted them to *do* something. that thing not being done must have consequences beyond locke getting on with his pops or w/e.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Thursday, 18 February 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)
Interesting how Jacob tells Kate to stop stealing things, and in the alt timeline she returns Claire's stolen purse
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
using a stolen car tho
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
That's true, she should have returned that - in the alt timeline she is 'the gunpoint borrower'
I was wondering though if Jacob actually affects the characters in the new timeline at the point he talks to them, so that their futures are different from that point on. Locke's life appears radically different where Kate's not so much.
At some point they're going to have to address how the heck Ben is alive in the alt - by all rights he should be dead in 1977, right?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ the best week ever recap: "Basically, if this Jacob replacement candidate thing does end up being the crux of this final season, it means the entire show Lost has been about a group of tropical island castaways being filmed competing to win a title."
― mo collier mo problems (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
^^ lol
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
Survivor: Magical Island.
― Roz, Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
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― scott seward, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
So you have chosen option one of Flocke's 'Three Choices'. (the other two being, Keep Guessing or Stop Watching).
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 18 February 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
A weird detail is Claire's sonogram was dated Oct 22 2004, which is a month after 815 was supposed to arrive in LA. They might not have arrived on the 815 at all. Or it could just be a continuity error.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I think the writers clarified that that was a continuity error
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
Do they have twitter or something? You guys have seemingly instant access to their creative team!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
lostpedia, duh
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
"Basically, if this Jacob replacement candidate thing does end up being the crux of this final season, it means the entire show Lost has been about a group of tropical island castaways being filmed competing to win a title."
Fwiw ABC approached JJ Abrams with the concept for Lost, they wanted an action/drama version of Survivor.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
fuck this 'chosen one' shit
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
they are all pretty suited for sitting alone in a cave for a couple of hundred years "protecting" an island tho. because they all have terrible human skills. i would say except for hurley but then again he can talk to dead people and would probably be fine
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Ah that's cool. Where'd you see that?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
on lostpedia but it seems they've changed their minds a bit now
The date in Claire's sonogram contains an error and a clue according to a post by Gregg Nations on The Fuselage. One interpretation is that it shows the incorrect month (10-22-2004) and should be 9-22-2004 (September rather than October) and the clue concerns the year, i.e. 2004. (Nations does not refer to the time at all.) When asked whether the "10" was the clue and the "04" the error, he replied that they were not.
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
As cool as this inside dope info is, I kinda wish the writers were all sequestered, jury-duty style, drinking coffee and pacing back and forth, blowing up at each other now and then until the finale.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
Nah Kate was like 10 years old when Jacob found her.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Kate doesn't seem to be terribly different in the sideways timeline, but as a personality she seemed a little less desperate, more in control. In the video podcast, Lilly said that the Kate there seemed to relish her role as a fugitive more, as an "adrenaline junkie". This makes sense since she doesn't actually kill her father in that timeline, but some random guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, so her standard Lost daddy issues/guilt isn't as present.
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
The date in Claire's sonogram contains an error and a clue
Oh man, every time I think I know what the hell is going on ...
Loved scared shitless Richard, please more full-on panic from people expecting to get dashed against rocks by MIB.
Ilana's collecting the ashes, which I thought would happen, but I have no idea how those ashes magically become the circles of ash used throughout the show. Maybe the timeline's been violated so many times that the laws of cause and effect no longer apply.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
just for fun here is the S1 episode list, it seems that we can expect a rough parallel in this season (minus six episodes of course).
Kate and Locke have had their matched episodes so next week's "The Lighthouse" should be Jack.
#01"Pilot, Part 1"(Jack)#02"Pilot, Part 2"(Charlie & Kate)#03"Tabula Rasa"(Kate)#04"Walkabout"(Locke)#05"White Rabbit"(Jack)#06"House of the Rising Sun"(Sun)#07"The Moth"(Charlie)#08"Confidence Man"(Sawyer)#09"Solitary"(Sayid)#10"Raised by Another"(Claire)#11"All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues"(Jack)#12"Whatever the Case May Be"(Kate)#13"Hearts and Minds"(Boone)#14"Special"(Michael & Walt)#15"Homecoming"(Charlie)#16"Outlaws"(Sawyer)#17"...In Translation"(Jin)#18"Numbers"(Hurley)#19"Deus Ex Machina"(Locke)#20"Do No Harm"(Jack)#21"The Greater Good"(Sayid)#22"Born to Run"(Kate)#23"Exodus, Part 1"(Various)#24"Exodus, Part 2"(Various)
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
has anyone even discussed who that young chappy that mib saw was? is it a young jacob? aaron? i assumed young jacob but he did refer to jacob as "him".
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
i don't even wanna go there. to me the kid kinda seems to speak for some third neutral part (maybe actually the island itself?) but who the hell knows
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
IMO him=Sawyer, ie, you can't kill the "candidates."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
The fact that he wasn't seen by Richard, but was by Sawyer, could mean that the bloodsoaked one was some sort of projection, and the other one a real boy. It does remind me of Jacob's 'Jin won't be able to see me'. Could be only candidates can see projections? If Jin can't see Jacob then maybe the candidate's Sun.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
Meaning that both times the child's a projection that only candidates can see.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
I only learned later by looking up the kid that his arms were bloody in the first scene, what the hell.
also check out the casting call info if you like teasers
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
thought it was aaron...1. he looked just like claire and 2. they made such a point last week to remind us who aaron is. not sure why he would be whatever age he appeared to not-locke and sawyer though.
did anyone catch some of those other names on the walls? i saw but didn't recognize: mattingly, o'toole, rourke, martin...i bet these are people who were on the black rock. also, littleton (as in, claire) was crossed out!
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I think she died when the rocket or grenade or whatever hit her house, was just zombified after that.
― sleeve, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
or maybe she is just no longer a candidate
Dreading the thought of seeing Charlie's brother again.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
heh
http://spoilerfiles.com/spoilertv/newdarkufoheader.png
did find it odd that James didn't look for Kate's name or ask about it
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
btw that cave scene was the dumbest thing they have ever done. "reyes... that's hugo right?" cut to flash of jacob touch "ford... that's me right?" cut to jacob etc etc
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone catch some of those other names on the walls?
Check the Rotten Tomatoes forum link I posted for info about the names.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
"reyes... that's hugo right?" cut to flash of jacob touch "ford... that's me right?" cut to jacob etc etc
yeah hated this, eats up valuable seconds! the 'previously' recaps are bad enough.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
Can't believe they still put that thing saying 'L O S T' up there as well. Like, we all know what it's called!
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
yeah was dire...those jacob scenes were like two eps ago!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
Just imagining if they did this every time a previous episode was referenced...
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
good zing Matthew
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
How awesome would it be if the "previously on lost" showed footage that we couldn't possibly have seen before, a la arrested development?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)
― mo collier mo problems (s1ocki), Friday, 19 February 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
"Congratulations, you're a candidate"
"STEVE HOLT"
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 19 February 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
re the scene where f locke trips, falls flat, and looks up to see the back of the boy's feet - correct me if i'm wrong, but i think the cinematography here is mimicking a similar scene from season one (which i mentioned upthread) where jack is chasing christian through the jungle.
also, the bloody image of the boy threw me off a bit because, back in the day, the blood imagery was used to represent the island giving spiritual guidance to people, ie locke and eko. except back then we thought there was one island and one faction representing the island's interests, smoke monster included.
based on the plot description for next week and the likelihood of it being a jack's episode... i'm not overly enthusiastic.
― phantompenguin, Friday, 19 February 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
please no plot descriptions!
― sleeve, Friday, 19 February 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
in the lost thread?
― f1ocki (s1ocki), Friday, 19 February 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
oh i c
Good catch
― Brakhage, Friday, 19 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
Saving this here so I can find it later when I need it:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8o2hyUZf1qz50ylo1_500.gif
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 19 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
why would you ever need that
― Nhex, Friday, 19 February 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
where do you guys get these?!(anim. gifs)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
It is a question worth asking.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 19 February 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
I have a feeling that gif will make a reappearance immediately following the finale.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
any joe frank fans in here? there was a bit where flocke talking to james almost mimicked exactly a bit from joe frank's take on the joseph story. the part where he goes (and i misquote) if you were my son, i would never have allowed this to happen; i would pull you off that cross so fast etc....
― andrew m., Friday, 19 February 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
Huge Joe Frank fan here. Don't you mean MIB talking to Richard though?
― Brakhage, Friday, 19 February 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
Not so much Locke, but Ben Linus is a walking Joe Frank monologue, and everyone's backstory was pilfered from This American Life segments.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
really curious where they'll go with the 'Charlie' episode
― Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
Begins with him busking in Purgatory: 'I know what it's like to be dead ... I know what it is to be sad'
― Brakhage, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
Why does Kwon have to be Sun or Jin, when they have a kid who is conveniently not even on the island?
― mh, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
MIB said in last ep he had no idea whether Kwon referred to Jin, Sun, or child
― Brakhage, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
Not that the writers have never broken a convention they set up, but the flashback they pulled to illustrate the ambiguity showed Jacob touching Jin & Sun, and without some kind of additional ovarian massage scene, that sort of rules out the kid.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
But he went and touched Kate too and she's not included.
― wmlynch, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
did they replay the kate touch when they were in the cave of names?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
No. And I thought Ethan was designated Other ovarian massager.
― wmlynch, Saturday, 20 February 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
did jacob actually touch sun, though? or just jin?
― just1n3, Saturday, 20 February 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
both
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 20 February 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that's the conversation i meant.
― andrew m., Saturday, 20 February 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
has anyone, like me, watched the premiere episodes a second time? once you've gotten over the initial novelty of 'new lost!'... they are exceedingly tiresome to watch.
i did notice that hurley is clean shaven when coming back from sydney, despite having huge sideburns at locke's firing a few days later. alt timeline hurley is evidently some kind of wolfman.
also sun seems to get detained at airports a lot.
― phantompenguin, Saturday, 20 February 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley is a hairy guy. I reckon he could grow them pretty quickly.
Always thought the original Jin and Sun backstory was one of the best, and they've kind of wasted it as a plot point, especially her evil megalomaniac dad. I hope that comes back into play rather than the endless yearning and confused faces they seem confined to these days. That said I don't see the baby being a big deal, the Island and the scriptwriters don't seem remotely interested in it.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 February 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)
maybe kate marries sawyer and takes Ford as her last name, making her the real #15
― abanana, Saturday, 20 February 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJtLBvhJL58
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
According to wikipedia the next ep is a jackback and then the show will diverge from season 1's order.
― abanana, Monday, 22 February 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
I'M GONNA JACKBACK("NOW HOLD UP, MAN!")I'M GONNA JACKBACK
― PANZER DIVISION DEVO (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 22 February 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
I hope that comes back into play rather than the endless yearning and confused faces they seem confined to these days.
Hah ha ha, yeah, so true - Sun's possibly the most wasted character on the show
― Brakhage, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
It's sad because it seemed like around S4 we'd see a changed, evolved or more evil Sun during the Oceanic 6 storyline, but not much has really come of it. A really wasted opportunity here.
― Nhex, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
She is a human reaction shot.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
If I was the actress I'd be kind of embarrassed to be there at this point ... 'have you seen my husband? oh, he's dead in the past? ok. what, you can take me to him? ok. whatever you say, i have no initiative even though my backstory is replete with references to me standing up for myself'
― Brakhage, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
show could use more season 4 Gordon Gekko Sun imo
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
otm about sun, she shoulda killed someone and then been "oh shit, Jin is still alive?"
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
Sun and Lapidus have only been back on the island for about two days haven't they?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
I was really dreading Sun refusing to go with Ilana to the temple this last episode.
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
same amount as jack hurley et al
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
not really accurate, there were in the 70s for a while
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
theyyyyyyyyyyyy
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Same amount of time has passed, though.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
really? the whole season was like a week long!
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
whatever it was it wasn't two days
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
just read lostpwdia and while it doesn't state it explicitly, it looks like the time jack and everyone spent in 1977 was no more than three days
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwsbaygpGS1qzzvv4o1_400.gif
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
you said two days
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
I agree that Sun exemplifies some wasted potential but y'all are forgetting her awesome oar-whacking scene where she takes Ben out followed by the "I lied" shrug.
― sleeve, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
I'd have a little more respect for her if she beat some answers out of Richard with an oar too
― Brakhage, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
it was cool when she shot Pickett's wife. lol Pickett.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
Poor Trixie! And yeah, that oar scene was great, tru dat
― Nhex, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
It would be really great if the writers start using Sun as a proxy for the viewer by having her run around the island and use oars to beat answers out of people. Especially if she beats Jack into unconsciousness in the process.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
Jack and Kate are Adam and Eve after Sun kills them with an oar.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
^ & xp: can get w/ this idea. Lost writers reading this thread, please write this down.
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
its amazing how every character on lost at some point in their life perfected the technique of knocking someone out with one blow. charlie knocks desmond out cooold with an oar at the end of S3. i think kate knocks someone out with a wooden instrument at least once a season
― david cam'ron (tpp), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah last time I tried to knock someone out with an oar I had to hit them five or six times. It was so embarassing.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
haha! rewatching the end of S2 at the moment its a real peak of the show imo. you still have the goofy light-hearted episodes while at the same time the hatch stuff is genuinely mysterious and the introduction of ben is probably the best thing that ever happened to the show. S6 needs more ben!
― david cam'ron (tpp), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
xp statements like that always make me think about Heavenly Creatures
I'm pretty curious about how Ben's character is going to progress this season actually... even as a master manipulator he still inherently believed in Jacob and "the island" almost as much as Locke. Now that he's been completely schooled in that game (compared to his tit-for-tat with Widmore) and his seemingly genuine remorse for the deaths of Alex and Locke I wonder how they're going to resolve his character, since he's too important now to get unceremoniously killed off.
― Nhex, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
This seems to be the first time in the whole series where Ben doesn't have any kind of agenda at all. He seems kind of rudderless.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
He might still have some bad shit planned for Sayid I suppose.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
rudderless ben frustrates me, he's the show's biggest 'waste of a character' imo. though when flocke sent ben out to retrieve richard from the beach, ben still had the old compulsion to lie about everything, so maybe they'll salvage him yet.
― phantompenguin, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah at this point he's completely expendable. Though if the show's about 'redemption' I'd imagine he'd redeem himself by saving somebody before he gets reduced to paste
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
I like what they're doing to Ben right now, personally. He's just a few hours out from finding out that he's been the biggest tool in Smokey's toolbelt for years -- I figure he's going to get his bearings and go terminator in a couple of episodes, and it's going to be so much more effective after the whiny 9th-grader "you...used me" line to Flocke.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
explain the significancehttp://lost-path.pblogs.gr/files/f/250883-Lost-Garcia-Ben-Richard_l.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe it's the cover of their forthcoming album of sensitive semi-acoustic ballads?
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
is that the smoke monster diving down Richard's shirt? yeesh
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
just watched eps 3 & 4
3 so very rubbish and eye-rolly
4 someone on fbook called it answerfest wtf
― conrad, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
sleep pattern fucked as usual so probably gonna end up watching this on justin.tv at 2am again. at least i get to see the ad with tracy jordan and stevie wonder.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
ha you get to watch it with US ads. what's that like for you?
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
his name is tracy morgan btw
ffr
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
irl
― dmr, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
oic
i wouldn't mind the ads as long as it was a great episode. also the omg i am watching us tv live novelty has helped.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
fyi to my Canadian comrades it's on A Channel at 7pm & ABC at 9, since Olympics are on CTV..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
"He kind of pops up like Obi Wan Kenobi"
― mh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
Couldn't Jin not really speak English when Claire last saw him? Not that she's in any state of mind/body to notice that
― mh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
that's the least of this episode's problems tbh
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
It just occurred to me that
Locke + Smokey = Loki
― mh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
barf
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)
"oh what's that you stepped on? whoa it's Shannon's inhaler dude"
come the fuck on
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
the episode synopsis on my cable guide actually referred to him as Locke Monster
really hoping this is leading up to a big B-52s song cue
― OMG Thanx Jeezy (some dude), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
there goes a nahrwalt
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)
the sappiness of the alt timeline makes me think either (1) that world will come into an apocalypse very soon or (2) it is a world lacking in free will due to the monster being released from the island
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe they're just inventing kids to try to make us feel sappy about now
― OMG Thanx Jeezy (some dude), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
Claire was almost not terrible for a couple moments. Crazy as numb is scarier then crazy as hysterical shrieking obv. It might have been effective if they didn't telegraph everything so badly. lol @ jack being a total ego maniac re: this might answer all our questi-- OH MY GOD MY NAME IS HERE GO TO ME NOW
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
"the episode synopsis on my cable guide actually referred to him as Locke Monster"
the locke mess monster!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
cuz he's kind of a mess. for a monster.
lol at jack-ass choking himself up over the message he left on his son's answering machine.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
Lots of allusions to White Rabbit, loved the "key" being under the statue.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)
whole show starting to feel like a bunch of allusions in lieu of actual content tho
"hey what if we traveled back to dinosaur times and died and these skeletons were us" <--- Hurley's "voice of the audience theory" shtick not cute anymore
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
jacob is about as useless as jeff probst
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
Wonder if smokey was going to bring Sawyer to lighthouse, have Ford see "his" church*, them escape somehow that way? Jacob called Jack's overreaction/HULKSMASH?*I deifinitely saw Korean building in the mirror for a second, and what looked like a church.. Maybe the one Sawyer's parents' funeral was at.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)
jack is such a fucking tool
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
the Jack I knew from S1 didn't just go around randomly throwing tantrums and smashing important-looking shit. this is just dopey.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)
i mean except for Christian's coffin but that wasn't random.
Jack is such a fucking tool
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:42 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
CAUSE I'M BROKEN AND I THOUGHT THIS ISLAND COULD FIX ME
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)
just a lonely guy thinkin baout things
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)
Just a lonely guy never thinking baout anything
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)
i expect two things out of a jack episode: crying, and stupidity. mission accomplished great episode you guys!!
― going through puberty without the intervention of mythical creatures (reddening), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)
<--- Hurley's "voice of the audience theory" shtick not cute anymore
Never thought I'd say this, but totally OTM. Also Jack's mom looked like Kate 40 years on + 3 facelifts.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:58 (fifteen years ago)
lostpedia says that the wheel in the lighthouse had AUSTEN on it not crossed out, so despite hurley's diss, kate's probably a candidate too. maybe claire'll kill her first, tho.
― going through puberty without the intervention of mythical creatures (reddening), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)
This whole "The Stand" angle they seem to be building to is the opposite of interesting.
― Jouster, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)
Kate's number is 51.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
'sometimes u just need to sit and look out at the sea'
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
the lighthouse set looked like xena warrior princess
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
so every other episode's going to suck, is that it?
― Gorgeous Ladies Of Curling (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
seems like they're trying to make us hate Jacob more. smug useless prick.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
is Hurley gonna break the fourth wall?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
this was a shitty episode but it was the kind of shitty lost episode im used, so it was still better than the awful kate episode
― max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
yeah at least Jack and Kate-centric eps are out of the way for a while now
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
Me, to television: JACK, YOU'RE A FUCKING DICKHurley, to Jacob: Why is Jack such a dick?Jacob, to Hurley: Because he's a dick. You should realise that.Me, to television: WHY HAS IT TAKEN 6 SEASONS FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS
― Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
guys you are so selfish. from jack's point of view this jacob character had been manipulating him his whole life. smashing the cool lighthouse mirror was still a douchebag move though.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
got a small lol from me when jack walked into his son's audition there was a sign saying 'welcome all candidates'
ok so probably the only interesting thing in this ep was in the first few minutes with jack's appendix scar! what do people make of that?! is that just the writers fucking with us or is it tied in with the course-correction stuff? the past has changed to account for things that happened on the island??
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)
'sometimes u just need a walking through the jungle episode'
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
oh god dogen being in jack's alt line. i assumed he was going to drop some bomb about none of this being real but no just PARENTING ADVICE. his moment with hurley was quite funny tho i guess.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
Faraday has to have taught Jears Jr all that Chopin.
I think Jack's confusion about the scar echoed the cut on his neck he didn't realize- their involvement in future developments on-island leading to happy life reset.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
part of me really hopes that the season continues with the characters resolving their boring daddy issues in the alt-timeline so that come the last episode everyone is happy and at peace with themselves. then in the last episode on-island jack will do something dumb and the alt-timeline will collapse back to the island timeline and everyone will be trapped on the island in eternal despair :D
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6514/picture1gnr.png
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
Seeing daddy Dogen in the alt-line makes me think he's not an eternal Richard-type but a dude brought to the island post-1977. Funny that he seems to know what a Candidate is, while Richard doesn't. Maybe it was in that note Jacob sent in the huge Ankh.
Any guesses as to who's coming to the island? Desmond? Newbie? Or was Jacob lying?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
I think/hope Jacob was lying. Last thing the show needs now is a new set of mysterious characters searching for the island.
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
with the terrible cgi, crappy sets + constant acknowledgement that the characters on-island have no clear motivations for doing anything it's like they've given up with the on-island stuff being 'realistic' at all. either the writers have just given up or they are confident enough that the payoff from the candidates/alt-timeline stuff is going to be so great that the audience will just not care.
― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
Also Jack's mom looked like Kate 40 years on + 3 facelifts.
I almost cry when I think about how hott she was in Hill St. Blues.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
I figure Desmond is going to have something to do with the timelines coming together or whatever they're going to do since he's "special" and the rules don't apply to him or whatever Faraday was trying to explain at some point last season. So I'm hoping it's him.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
desmond's episode will probably be him back on 815, the only one realizing he is in an alternate timeline
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
Loving Lostpedia:
Hurley and Jack's journey to the lighthouse may be an allusion to Virginia Woolf's 1927 book To the Lighthouse. Large parts of Woolf's novel investigate the means of perception, attempting to understand people in the act of looking. The previous episode alluded to another Woolf title, Jacob's Room.
Also, Jack's son was playing the same Chopin piece that we saw young Faraday playing.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
This must mean that Jack is Daniel Faraday's real father
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
I see this episode generated a lot of discussion.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
Why is Jacob crossing off names in two different locations? Inefficient.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
I loved the moment when Jin was like, "Uhhhhhh.... you know what? I was lying before! LOL"
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
what exactly was that in the crib? looked like some kind of animal skeleton or something? I wasn't really that much attention and may be way off. Hopefully it's not Vincent.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
Noticed that Locke's name was already crossed off on the wheel, but not in the cave (until MIB did it.)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
Also the randomness of the writing on the cave walls. With that many names how can you remember easily where they all are. Just get a pen and pad ffs.
"Uhhhhhh.... you know what? I was lying before! LOL"
yeah this was cool. i'm guessing Claire will be saved but perhaps not Sayid. feel like Sayid should've just died really. sorry Sayid.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/02/jack_ocean.jpg
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
I thought it was gonna be one of Ben's papier mache dolls in Claire's crib but no, it was spooky animal skull shit.This season really feels like ppl just wandering around doing stuff when someone tells them to, maybe seeing a dead guy, maybe not. I'm not getting any sense of DREAD or DANGER like in previous seasons (e.g. from Keamy, Ben, freighters, Others, Juliet). I guess the samurai guy could go torture some more people but I'm not feeling it.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps one sweet day Jacob will explain how the hell Hurley can be a candidate for a role that probably requires you to order people to do bad stuff to keep an island protected. Whether you've killed anyone before (off or on the island, which Claire now has) doesn't seem to matter - was gonna say I don't think Hurley has blood on his hands here but then I remembered he ran over an Other with the Dharma van...so that just leaves Rose, Bernard and Waaaalt i think.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
I caught last few minutes of the replay of the Substitute with the dumb pop-ups. The last one was "Sawyer is Locke's first recruit." Really? I figured their alliance would last about ten minutes.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
Also, it seems like Claire is his first recruit.
Also, Jacob's job involves traveling around the world and speaking perfect Korean when he has to. I don't see any of the candidates as being particularly adaptable.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
"Austen" was number 51 on the wheel thing, and not crossed out.
Jacob says to turn the wheel to 108. "Wallace" is crossed out at 108 (and of course 108=4+8+15+23+42), but we don't know who "Wallace" is yet. Maybe the man in black before he died?
Linus is crossed out at 117.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
Of course if you add 51 to 108, you get 159.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
had a wtf @ swelling violin soundtrack over jack kids piano recital. this music is very moving and we will show you that playing other music over it.
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
They're covering up the part where he flubbed those notes, like a protective father.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
sb Austen
― Roz, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
That was the same piano piece young Faraday played.
Kids be lovin' Chopin.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
kidz bop chopin edition?
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
Chopin of course paralleling Claire choppin' a dude's stomach with an axe.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
women be chopin
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyd9togaM31qz7is0o1_500.jpg
why the different handwriting?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
I am referring to the top photo, btw. lol
Rousseau at 20!
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
Adam & Eve are just the original bodies of Jacob and the other dude aren't they?
Jack is a massive dick but I laughed at how predictable him smashing everything up was. I actually quite like axe murderer Claire though.
I quite enjoyed this, in a 'this is dumb shit but at least it's not the Kate episode' way. At least we got lots of Hurley.
Thought the most significant thing in the Alt-Timeline was Jack seemingly not being able to remember anything that had happened in his past - appendix scar, kid playing piano, etc. Maybe that second one was just Jack being a self-involved dick though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
Nguyen at 18!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Candidates
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
I thought this but remembered that Jack said they were a man and a woman in that first season episode.
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
brimful of asher on 25
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
Lindstrom is no longer a candidate :(
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
FRIENDLY ha
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
Lol @ the idea of either Shannon or Nikki being candidates at some point.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
would've been cool to see GALE on the candidate list. or INMAN.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
VINCENTHORSE
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
ALDO
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
FRACKLES
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
this seems like kind of a key question, which i had not spotted
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
upper case too
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
Also, so many punctures.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
So anyway, the Lighthouse presumably is how Ben got all that information about the 815 and Freighter dudes, albeit maybe through some Richard Alpert type mediating figure.
I'm also wondering if it connects to the giant pendulum thing that the Dharma people used to find the Island. Although that may be just because they're both big stupid Da Vinci Code type machines.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think Ben knows about the lighthouse, or if the lighthouse is even real tbh. Ben had to get Ethan and Goodwin to get 815 people's names remember, and had people out in the real world info-gathering.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
it's bernard and rose
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
haven't seen the past few eps so I don't know much
But Ben was also getting lists supposedly from Jacob, he said that much before he killed him. They might have been from MIB I suppose but they appear to be the same names.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
LOL @ LINDSTROM
― Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
I perpetually failed in my attempts to rally and rewatch the entirety of this show between seasons, so I'm hoping (having seen every episode besides the pilot only once) that this is going to make any kind of satisfying sense by the time things have wrapped up. If the end isn't actively terrible, I'm really looking forward to trudging through the whole mess all over again.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
He had Alpert etc spying on people, they had a brief on them all. Ben never even saw Jacob, doubt he was at the Lighthouse.
I liked this ep actually, except I thought Jin was really irritating in it. Also Claire is not a good enough actor to play the evil character. Tho MOY BOYBEEEEE has now become a cold terse "MOY BOYBY".
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
And he got the lists from Richard/Jacob, that was just the list of names. There was a fairly extensive storyline about him tracking people in the real world.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETUN
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
on the plus side, this episode seemed to imply that claire might kill kate with an axe at some point, which is like a total win/win in my book
― THEY HAVE CREATED ANOTHER (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
jin's explanation to claire why he was lying before but not lying now was pretty painful
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
not as painful as the axe
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
lolll
― dmr, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
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pretty sure he was just referring to jack in an elusive way there. wasn't he like "you have to help someone find his way here?"
― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
claire so bad lost pretty fucking bad
― conrad, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
Could you, I dunno, punctuate that or something? Add some words, turn it into English?
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/qSyKz.jpg
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
Claire's hair... egads. What is it with TV shows with blonde characters named Claire and why do they uniformly have hideous wigs? The wig budget is no place to skimp, television show producers!!!!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
If you'd been out in the wilderness for 3 years, your hair would probably look like a bad wig too.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
Her alt-timeline wig was hideous, too, just in a different way. The hideousness of terrible wigs is not limited to jungle-munged rat's nests.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
Lost does not have a good history with faux hair.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/05/0524_lost_jack1.jpg
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://pics.livejournal.com/ack_attack/pic/005s64g0
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://pics.livejournal.com/ack_attack/pic/005s5gkd
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)
The prosecution rests.
You win.
I still think goth Claire was pretty hot, tho.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
ditto
― Nhex, Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)
― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, February 25, 2010 3:24 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
idk if im missing s.thing but surely the impt person coming to the island is aaron?
― epic board man (history mayne), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
Dunno if that "you have to help someone come to the Island" line was Jacob just trying to get Jack and Hurley out of the way before Smokey ravages the temple or whatever.
The bit that made me really angry was Jack just getting up and leaving Sayid sitting in the temple surrounded by the dudes who are trying to kill him. Okay Sayid is pretty hard and he had Miles with him but Miles is only really useful after someone's been killed.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:07 (fifteen years ago)
I'll actually be quite angry if Aaron doesn't turn out to be the Messiah Ghost Child or whatever given the amount of time they've spent on his frankly rubbish character so far.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:09 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah that baby's a terrible fucking actor, too.
― Gorgeous Ladies Of Curling (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
If only he could take someone out with an oar now and again I'd forgive him.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe a freighter is coming with Aaron, Des & Penny, Widmore, Ms. Hawking, Sun's dad & daughter, Walt, Kate's horse, Jack's ex-wife, Charlie's brother & Cheech on board.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)
If only he could take someone out with an oar a juice box now and again I'd forgive him.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
the ONLY interesting thing in the LA timeline in this ep was jack's scars.
the writing ahs never been a++, but i can remember two stupid howlers. jack is going to his moms to look for dad's will. he tells his son he'll be back in an hour. no you won't! you're driving there! why not take your son? it is his access visit. (wonder if mom is juliet or... idk some1.) and then when jack gets there mom says: IT'S LIKE LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK. i suppose we do all use cliches but come on, make an effort.
― epic board man (history mayne), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)
btw the poll that had to be made:
LOST versus BATTLESTAR: The Poll
The disappearing coffin thing felt like such a wasted plot direction.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
loved that in the end the will was just on a fairly obvious shelf
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
it's going to be so hard to find!!!! oh wait here it is. drink?
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)
Jack's mum didn't seem that bothered that her late husband had included some random woman she'd never heard of in his will.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)
you're driving there! why not take your son?
Jack asked him if he wanted to go and he said no!
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
He's always just been a device as far as I can tell--no claims have been made about him being special, certainly not like the build-up we got for Walt. I don't think they ever knew where they were going w/ "He cannot be raised by anOTHER!" Probably will end up meaning that Claire never should have left him behind to follow Christian.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
Jack had his appendix taken out on the island in season 4. Alt-Jack having it taken out when he was 7 must have been a change that happened pretty soon after the 1977 explosion. How old is Jack anyway?
― abanana, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
Jack was born around 65 iirc. It's fuzzy logic, but I read someones observations that at the time of the 1977 bomb, jack's appendix scar was about three years old, which would place the surgery (linearlyish) in 74 which corresponds roughly with his mom saying he was "7 or 8."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
lolstpedia says dec 3 1969. so it would be very soon after the bomb.
― abanana, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
"Jack's mum didn't seem that bothered that her late husband had included some random woman she'd never heard of in his will."
I forgot about this cause of the commercial break, but I *assumed* when it happened that they were going to follow it up with more drama. Would have liked to have seen Jack's mom do the obvious thing and try to Facebook her.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
In 2004?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
was facebook already around in 2004 in the alternate timeline?
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah the reason the plane didn't crash was because the pilot Tweeted for aid when they hit turbulence.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
been on fb since 03 yall
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
he tells his son he'll be back in an hour. no you won't! you're driving there! why not take your son? it is his access visit.
jack did ask his son if he wanted to come!
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
kid was too busy being a secretive little prick
Probably trying to free an imprisoned Iraqi or something.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
Wouldn't put it past the writers to actually make that happen.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
And that Iraqi would be . . . Nadia!
― nickn, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CimJQ.png
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
I'm getting more and more of a sinking feeling with each episode of this show. The mystical Jacob stuff has worn thin quickly, and the wrapup looks like it's just falling into 'search for The One/final battle' territory. There's no more eerie menace, just one weak gotcha after another. I'd be delighted to be wrong, but I don't see being anything but ultimately disappointed.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
my guess is that the ending will be vaguely circular, and not tidy: like, even if it all ~ends~ for these characters, there will be the suggestion that the island is FOREVER and that another crew of ppl will wash up on its shores soon or something
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
another crew of THEM
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
but hey gbx, it only ends once..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
Just watched the end of the final season of the Wire, so now I'm expecting the Lost finale will be similar with suggestion of new people taking over old roles etcand lots of lingering shots of Baltimore.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob will be sorry he made up all that bullshit!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
i just want to know what the island is and why it moves
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
the only thing we're going to learn by the end of all this is why we hate these characters so much. lindelof and cuse are so delusional that we watch this show for character development. i'm sure they thought we'd get all choked up at the jack and his kid stuff...
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, a lot of the things they introduced as character development turned out to be plot devices.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
nah i'm into character development. as long as the character is kate and the development is death
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
Like:Jack is a man, but his kid is a white Walt.Walt. White. Man
Walt Whitman.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
I would like to reiterate that Sawyer shooting Kate down on the escape fantasy bs last week (or whenever it was) was awesome.
― mh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
― david cam'ron (tpp), Thursday, February 25, 2010 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
agree
― max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
"Like:Jack is a man, but his kid is a white Walt.Walt. White. Man
Walt Whitman."
Had a totally hysterical Black Dynamite LOL moment with this.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Did anyone else feel like the pacing was really ... weird with this ep? Felt really rushed, like they were trying to sell too many things and not developing any one of them satisfyingly.
Jacob is beginning to really, really annoy me. It seems like he's training Jack to want to kill him, again. At this point I can totally see how MIB would want to take out anybody associated with him.
I laughed long and hard at this
― Brakhage, Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
this son of jack's is the same one he accused his dad of conceiving with his ex-wife from happy gilmore right? i'm a bit confused cos they way he said "i'd be a terrible dad" to hurley in the jungle didnt seem wryly regretful or secretive or anything.
don't really get what the deal is with jack's dad either since youre getting both apparitions of the dead and corporeal bodysnatching on the island. if he's a ghost why bother with his corpse being missing? if his body was taken over, by jacob presumably, then why wasn't jacob still in it? guhh.
― r|t|c, Friday, 26 February 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
Jack is his own grandpa.
― Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 26 February 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
also the specificity of jacob asking them to dial 108 would suggest that yeah someone new is coming to the island rather than it just being a longwinded ruse? but then lostpedia says that 108.WALLACE was already crossed out so fuck knows.
― r|t|c, Friday, 26 February 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
please let it be billy dee
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 26 February 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
the funny thing about lost is how it's all about mystery and revelations or the anticipation of them and how slow and painful and obvious 99% of it is. not obvious like predictable necessarily but obvious like "yeah the wee dad at the recital is the samurai... ...yes we know... ...look it's obvious it's him the kid's japanese and the guy with his back to us is short and has the samurai hairdo... ...come on... ...yes it's the samurai we know... ...still got his back to us... ...still got the hairdo... ...yes... ...oh jack's walked past him and the samurai's said something to him and yes it's the samurai". so many rubbish and meaningless reveals have panned out like that and you spot it immediately and get bored almost even more immediately. actually that's not the funny thing it's one of the crap things.
― conrad, Friday, 26 February 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
jack's dad has been taken over by smokey, obviously, not jacob. claire mentioned her father, pretty obv not jacob.
i agree with cutty above, the idea it's primarily a character based drama (which just happens to be set on a mysterious island with a gigantic monster made of black smoke and endless mysteries) is fucking moronic and smacks of writer arrogance.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
"oh why do you plebs care about the island, it's about the characters!"
conrad otm sadly, i think they've gotten worse for doing this. we see flocke's feet as he approaches jin and claire in the tent. it's obviously him. but then when we see his face there's the 'surpriiiise/dramatic revealing moment' music. same when ben turned to locke in last week's in the staff common room.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
jack's dad has been taken over by smokey, obviously, not jacob.
well Ilana said he is now stuck in Locke's body, apart from when he is smoke. so if he was using Christian before Locke, why switch? and why did Christian's body disappear when Locke's didn't. Something to do with being on Jacob's list maybe?
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
same when ben turned to locke in last week's in the staff common room.
yeah but who expected ben to strangle locke last season!
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 26 February 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 8:57 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this really interests me, the idea that things that happened differently in the flash-sideways timeline could correspond in some weird ways to things that happened to them after the time jumps
― some dude, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
I'm with conrad on all these other-timeline "connections." They surely won't be important at the end; it seems they're only there to throw the Losties more bones to play with. But I did lol at Ben being fussy about the coffee maker in the teacher's room, even though the long reveal was stupid.
― nickn, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://i50.tinypic.com/2lk475l.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
the island wanted him to wear a bra
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
I wanted more ANSWERS this season, not more questions about Jack's undergarments
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
It totally was a character-based drama once upon a time - I'm thinking the first season when every flashback was a massive revelation. They've got stupider and more impulsive and more unrealistic since the writers decided they wanted to start massively advancing the plot.
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, 99% of the problem with the characterisation in Lost is the reasoning behind their stupid impulses - Jack smashing up the lighthouse, Juliet at the end of last season, everything Kate has done in about three years etc.
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 February 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
It totally was a character-based drama once upon a time - I'm thinking the first season when every flashback was a massive revelation.
this isnt really 'character-based' in the way i assume ppl are talking about--yes characters are involved but theyre just plot vehicles; the revelations are interesting not because we care about the characters but because they advance the plot or our understanding of it
― max, Friday, 26 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I mean it's not Mad Men put it that way.
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 February 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
feels like the Temple is the last place for everyone on the island to go and where everyone will end up e.g. surely Jack will ignore Jacob and go back to the temple to wescue Kate and co zzz. i would still like Widmore to return to the island for a real showdown with Ben, parallel to some kind of battle between Jacob and Smokey.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
if only when they'd gone back to the 50s we'd had christina hendricks riding around the island on kate's horse, smoking.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
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― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
From The Onion AV Club today:
The departing cast of Lost is hot property now as new series look to cast their pilots. But it has only ever been a dream of Lost fans that Terry O’Quinn and Michael Emerson, the squirrely dynamic duo with more onscreen chemistry than any of the show’s romantic pairings, would once again be paired together in a new project post-Lost. All manner of spin-offs and Odd Couple-esque scenarios have been proposed by fans, particularly after a recent episode which spawned wishes for a spin-off exploring John Locke and Benjamin Linus as high school teachers in the alternate reality. Other farcical ideas have ranged from live-action Bert and Ernie to a slash-fiction inspired romantic pairing. So what are the odds, really, that Emerson and O’Quinn will ever chew the scenery of a new set together again?Apparently the odds are pretty favorable Terry O'Quinn as TV Guide reports he is shopping around what they’re calling a “TNT-type” series he has penned for himself and Emerson to star in as suburban hitmen with domestic difficulties. TV Guide doesn’t reveal the show’s details per O’Quinn’s request, but it’s noted that he has spoken to Lost executive producer J.J. Abrams about the idea, and also said, “I really hope this works out because Michael would be in his prime in this. We’d play kind of awkward partners.”
Apparently the odds are pretty favorable Terry O'Quinn as TV Guide reports he is shopping around what they’re calling a “TNT-type” series he has penned for himself and Emerson to star in as suburban hitmen with domestic difficulties. TV Guide doesn’t reveal the show’s details per O’Quinn’s request, but it’s noted that he has spoken to Lost executive producer J.J. Abrams about the idea, and also said, “I really hope this works out because Michael would be in his prime in this. We’d play kind of awkward partners.”
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 26 February 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
it's called l o s t not s a d h o r s e s
― abanana, Friday, 26 February 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
a michael emerson + terry o'quinn show would retroactively redeem every bad thing lost has ever done imo.
― bro, I am chagrin (reddening), Friday, 26 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
i'd start referring to nikki and paulo as "an interesting experiment" and the bai ling episode as "an underrated attempt at minimalism" as a sign of my gratitude.
― bro, I am chagrin (reddening), Friday, 26 February 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
So Claire is Rousseau now? Nice to see her again.
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
nice to see you again as well, hugo
― ere, Friday, 26 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
for some reason lost seasons seemingly always start out with everyone running around the jungle, making a big fuss about nothing very interesting. hopefully soon they'll have everyone settle down (prob at the temple, as everyone has pointed out).
and i'm glad someone else is wondering about why christian's body disappeared but john's didn't, as that's been bothering me for a while.
― phantompenguin, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
dogen and co seem to think the temple is safe from smokey (even tho it seems clear the temple was previously smokey's home e.g. the french team's experience and ben being judged) but jacob seems to know that it isn't and neither side is bothering to explain why.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
Difference between temple and the passageways near it (where we've seen smokey) IMO
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
if they can build an electric fence that smokey can't pass through, shouldn't they be able to make a smokey weapon?
― phantompenguin, Friday, 26 February 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
As implied when Locke started stacking the bodies of the Jacob cult people a few episodes ago, it seems like Smokey does steal the bodies and then reuse them - same with Team Rousseau. The real Locke's body was locked in the steel casket the whole time, so maybe he couldn't get it - or maybe it had something to do with this current permanent transformation/leader loophole business.
Dharma was the people with the crazy tech/sonar fence, Jacob people seemed to generally be anti-technology. Or maybe they just prefer weird ash.
― Nhex, Friday, 26 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
i finally get why the others death rite sent the bodies out to sea
― ere, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)
the "permanent" transformation apparently happened with the death of jacob, since smokey appeared in the form of Alex right before that.
― abanana, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
woah yeah good call (xpost)
― some dude, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
xp re: alex oooh good pt - didn't put that together
― Nhex, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
"spinoff" jokezhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJowaMer7BI&feature=player_embedded
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
to the Nerds and Rubes:
It finally hit me that the title of this thread is Lost Season 6 - RELAX, and it couldn't of happened at a more appropriate time. People seem to feel bit let down by this season. Lots of little complaints here and there..---------------------
something about this season has kinda "lost" melast night's episode was the best for sure but there was stuff i couldn't deal with... the mysterious kid apparition, the "smokey"-cam... it might be a side effect of (re)-watching season 1 right now, which is unfair, but—and I am a fan of latter-day lost—the show feels a little more hollow now, not as varied in its textures and moods as it used to be. it's all people running around intently saying cryptic shit to each other. everyone has the same self-important secret agent vibe.i know the show has ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT in a lot of ways. maybe it's just the stark contrast of watching 4 eps of s1 last night then the new one at 2am :D ― amuse-douche (s1ocki)(1 week ago)
I agree the show doesn't feel as gripping - partially because there is less crazy secretive stuff and some of the gripping things from previous seasons like individual story arcs which seem more or less concluded in many cases. Also there doesn't seem to be as much impending doom that grips you in the "omg watch out" sort of way.---------------------
I didn't really like it either, but it's one of those broad audience concessions I forgive the show for - not every viewer is going to be on the internet discussing these theories or remembering exactly how things played out from an episode that aired 9 months ago. ― Nhex, Thursday, February 18, 2010 8:36 AM (1 week ago)
I agree with Nhex in that we can forgive about most of this stuff (in this case the flashbacks when Jacob met folk). That's why I think it's kinda funny when so many people complain about the little things. I can forgive them because they are just Lost fanatics---------------------
"hey what if we traveled back to dinosaur times and died and these skeletons were us" <--- Hurley's "voice of the audience theory" shtick not cute anymore ― dmr, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:12 AM (3 days ago)
I'm sure we all agree that we can forgive hurley on a bad line every now and again.. not sure about your other "complaint"---------------------
this was a shitty episode but it was the kind of shitty lost episode im used, so it was still better than the awful kate episode ― max,
Maybe the week long wait is making your expectations a little higher than normal. I mean the Jack episode wasn't shitty as a whole, was it? I actually liked seeing his kid playing the piano. And the conversation Jack had about supporting his kid (no matter what) is good drama. I'm not despising ever Jack scene (some people seem like they are)---------------------
I mean, 99% of the problem with the characterization in Lost is the reasoning behind their stupid impulses - Jack smashing up the lighthouse, Juliet at the end of last season, everything Kate has done in about three years etc. ― Matt DC, Friday, February 26, 2010 5:29 PM (Yesterday) (which impulse did you mean for Juliet?)
guys you are so selfish. from jack's point of view this jacob character had been manipulating him his whole life. smashing the cool lighthouse mirror was still a douchebag move though. ― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:13 PM (3 days ago)
Yeah, a lot of people complained (or appeared to complain) about Jack smashing the mirror. When it happened I thought "Jack you idiot!" but later I started to thinkin' that in Jack's shoes it wasn't an incredibly stupid move. First of all he is probably still pissed CAUSE I'M BROKEN AND I THOUGHT THIS ISLAND COULD FIX ME ― dmr. He was a depressed alchie off the island and when he came back and thought he could fix everything by detonating the bomb he must have been saddened/pissed when that didn't appear to work. I bet he felt like shit when Sawyer snarled "you killed Juliet". Jack breaking the mirror doesn't seem so stupid in retrospect. What has the island ever done for him? And is Hurley any better because he blindly does whatever Jacob says?
Kate sucks. I agree with all of you there. Sometimes she's in entertaining scenes but that's about it.---------------------
ok so probably the only interesting thing in this ep was in the first few minutes with jack's appendix scar!...-with the terrible cgi, crappy sets + constant acknowledgment that the characters on-island have no clear motivations for doing anything it's like they've given up with the on-island stuff being 'realistic' at all. either the writers have just given up or they are confident enough that the payoff from the candidates/alt-timeline stuff is going to be so great that the audience will just not care. ― david cam'ron (tpp), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:11 PM (3 days ago)
I think the motivations are all clear, or clear enough. I don't know what to say about your realistic "complaint"
the writing has never been a++, but i can remember two stupid howlers. jack is going to his moms to look for dad's will. he tells his son he'll be back in an hour. no you won't! you're driving there! why not take your son? it is his access visit. (wonder if mom is juliet or... idk some1.) and then when jack gets there mom says: IT'S LIKE LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK. i suppose we do all use cliches but come on, make an effort. ― epic board man (history mayne)
Okay was the scar more interesting than claire's axe murder?---------------------
claire so bad lost pretty fucking bad ― conrad, Thursday, February 25, 2010 3:59 AM (2 days ago)
haha what---------------------
Also the randomness of the writing on the cave walls. With that many names how can you remember easily where they all are. Just get a pen and pad ffs. ― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:09 PM (3 days ago)
paper would just decay. cave scrawlings are usually permanent and cooler to look at---------------------
I'm getting more and more of a sinking feeling with each episode of this show. The mystical Jacob stuff has worn thin quickly, and the wrapup looks like it's just falling into 'search for The One/final battle' territory. There's no more eerie menace, just one weak gotcha after another. I'd be delighted to be wrong, but I don't see being anything but ultimately disappointed. ― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion) , Thursday, February 25, 2010 6:21 PM (2 days ago)
Jacob is beginning to really, really annoy me. It seems like he's training Jack to want to kill him, again. At this point I can totally see how MIB would want to take out anybody associated with him. ― Brakhage, Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:39 PM (2 days ago)
So we don't like Jacob because..? cause isn't as cool anymore?---------------------
Okay, the complaints about the slow reveals are all silly and nerdy:the funny thing about lost is how it's all about mystery and revelations or the anticipation of them and how slow and painful and obvious 99% of it is. not obvious like predictable necessarily but obvious like "yeah the wee dad at the recital is the samurai... ...yes we know... ...look it's obvious it's him the kid's japanese and the guy with his back to us is short and has the samurai hairdo... ...come on... ...yes it's the samurai we know... ...still got his back to us... ...still got the hairdo... ...yes... ...oh jack's walked past him and the samurai's said something to him and yes it's the samurai". so many rubbish and meaningless reveals have panned out like that and you spot it immediately and get bored almost even more immediately. actually that's not the funny thing it's one of the crap things. ― conrad, Friday, February 26, 2010 1:23 AM (Yesterday)
conrad otm sadly, i think they've gotten worse for doing this. we see flocke's feet as he approaches jin and claire in the tent. it's obviously him. but then when we see his face there's the 'surpriiiise/dramatic revealing moment' music. same when ben turned to locke in last week's in the staff common room. ― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, February 26, 2010 1:34 AM (Yesterday)
I'm with conrad on all these other-timeline "connections." They surely won't be important at the end; it seems they're only there to throw the Losties more bones to play with. But I did lol at Ben being fussy about the coffee maker in the teacher's room, even though the long reveal was stupid. ― nickn, Friday, February 26, 2010 2:14 AM (Yesterday)
When Dogen showed up with his back turned at the piano recital I was all happy and said "look at who that is !. My mom couldn't figure out LOL (RUBE). But yeah, the slow reveals don't bother me. As for Locke's feet reveal(one or two seconds before he actually shows up?) I didn't figure it out at that second even though I knew smokey had to be her "friend". But is that really so bothersome seeing flocke's feet? ("YES! I hate seeing flocke's feet!") Slow reveal or not isn't just cool seeing any old island folk show up somewhere in LA timeline?
Obviously it's cool and that's why it's so funny when so many people appear to be complaining a whole lot (probably mostly the hardcore Lostheads). Lost Season 6 - RELAX - there's a lot of cool shit so far and I for one am liking this season
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
what exactly was that in the crib? looked like some kind of animal skeleton or something? I wasn't really that much attention and may be way off. Hopefully it's not Vincent. ― peter in montreal, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 5:59 PM (3 days ago)
Looked like a dog skull actually
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
*some of my words appear to be lost in my little post back there
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
RELAX certainly is an interesting message to keep in mind when seeing you get worked up enough to write a post that fucking long responding to every little gripe in this thread
― dora the explaro (some dude), Saturday, 27 February 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
i don't get the sense that lorax is being overzealous, i think he's just being thorough.
re vincent, this dips a little into spoiler territory, but lindelof and cuse have already explicitly stated his fate.
― phantompenguin, Saturday, 27 February 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)
RE: LORA X
― ere, Saturday, 27 February 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)
xpp some dude
I enjoyed contributing to what people have to say. I didn't tell anyone they shouldn't be posting gripes. After reading tons of posts back-2-back I found it odd that there was so much discontent. I agree with lots of the gripes. Because the gripes were so prevalent on my read through over the past 2 weeks of posts, I felt like pointing them out and contributing to the matter. I pointing out RELAX because it is a funny/ironic twist to the title of this thread I discovered while writing my long post.
I never told anyone relax or simmer down
You, on the other hand, tell me that RELAX is something I should keep in mind because I was "worked up" and wrote a "fucking long" post. Do you negatively explain to all fired-up posters that they should keep RELAX in mind? (I prefer to use the words fired-up to worked-up since the latter has negative commutations)
RELAX certainly is an interesting message for you, some dude, to keep in mind when seeing you get negative because I'm fired up baout corresponding with others on how well we feel this season is going. My gripes are very similar to what s1ocki was saying one week ago.
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)
i like fired up. the cheerleader movie, i mean. it's really surprisingly funny, i highly recommend it.
― dora the explaro (some dude), Saturday, 27 February 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)
My gripes are very similar to what s1ocki was saying one week ago certainly is an interesting message to keep in mind when reading ILX
― conrad, Saturday, 27 February 2010 10:05 (fifteen years ago)
SNOR:LAX
― JimD, Saturday, 27 February 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
Okay was the scar more interesting than claire's axe murder?
yes.
― epic board man (history mayne), Saturday, 27 February 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
yes
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 27 February 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
the scar is a clue where this might actually be going, the axe murder was just annoying. WOW CLAIRE KILLED SOMEONE THIS IS SO CRAZY.
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 27 February 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
i liked claire way more when she was mysterious supernatural sexy cabin lady instead of crazy axe muderess
― max, Saturday, 27 February 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
i likec claire way more when she disappeared for a really long time and i thought she wasn't coming back.
― Gorgeous Ladies Of Curling (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 27 February 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
Angry Goth Claire was hot tho
Axe murder: interesting in terms of "this may be clue" - no. Exciting to watch that and then watvh Jin having to lie with a cool head - sort of. More exciting than if Claire sat down with them for tea - we'll never know
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
X LAX
― winnebago taco, Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Exciting to watch that and then watvh Jin having to lie with a cool head - sort of
yeah watching jin lie was really entertaining - no.
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
keep the hatas at bay, Lorax, i'm w/u 100%
― Nhex, Saturday, 27 February 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
Mry prob w/ Claire's axe murdering ways was that the inevitable outcome was telegraphed a mile away based on her victim's status as a black guy with a speaking part on Lost.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 27 February 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
"Wallace" is crossed out at 108 (and of course 108=4+8+15+23+42), but we don't know who "Wallace" is yet.
http://puntabulous.com/wp-content/bestveronicawallace.jpg
http://scrantonbranchoffice.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/photo-nbc5.jpg
http://shanghaijill.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/dc04.jpg
http://kmwithlori.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/wallacegromit.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/01/MikeWallace.jpg
― President Keyes, Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
you missed the easiest onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSy9r0-lMg
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
haha ouch xxp
for dissatisfied folks here is some deep analysis, this guy was recommended back in maybe the S5 thread and he catches lots of shit I miss, here is one example:
We're seeing a very distinct pattern in the LAX timeline, and here it is in a nutshell: the circle can be broken. People can change. Mistakes don't need to be repeated, over and over again. Some examples so far:
* Kate Austin is a fugitive on the run, only looking out for herself. She glances into a garage mirror and... BANG! Kate heads back to bring pregnant Claire her stuff, help her through false labor, and befriend her during a major crisis... all at great risk to her personal safety. Cue Claire's credit cards and a makeover shopping spree.
* John Locke is the same angry and defiant cripple he's always been. Still struggling against his paralysis he calls Jack's number, looks into a mirror and... BANG! Locke suddenly hangs up the phone and embraces his condition. Helen loves and accepts him for who he is, there's a nice tearful hug, and everything is unicorns and rainbows.
* Jack Shephard is a workaholic surgeon neglecting a son he only sees once a month. He looks in the mirror and... well, you get the picture. With some help from his mother Jack realizes the error of his ways, eases up on young David, and opens his loving arms to his son. Time for ice cream and some hair-rumpling.
This is some exciting news, actually. It may be proof that Jacob is right. People don't always have to fight, corrupt, and destroy.
― sleeve, Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
no, you did:
http://www.nndb.com/people/632/000025557/ving5-sized.jpg
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^ maybe on Lost it will finally be revealed what was in the briefcase?
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
the problem is, no-one cares! it isn't very exciting! we're not invested in jack as a character. and the conclusion is so banal anyway!
― epic board man (history mayne), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
well sure, but I like figuring things like the mirror connection out.
― sleeve, Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
if there's another LOST thread "Time for ice cream and some hair-rumpling" would make a solid tagline.
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
I've been thinking about the wheel in the light house and how only a finite number of names could fit on the wheel. There can be no more future contestants. Perhaps an apocalypse is on the horizon.
When MiB says "no matter who comes to the island the same thing happens over and over" it's almost as if Jacob and MiB lived through the apocalypse and had to go back in time over and over again.
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
xxxp
Actually the easiest Wallace is Mel Gibson in Braveheart--but fuck that Nazi.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
why do some of you people even watch the show? I think some of you are going to be heavily disappointed no matter what happens.
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Saturday, 27 February 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
^^^this!
― Spinspin Sugah, Saturday, 27 February 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
agreed
― sleeve, Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
we got suckered in with some sci-fi
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
Actually, I've been thinking that the alt reality has been showing how much happier and better adjusted these people are in a universe where Jacob isn't interfering with their lives.
Anyway a thought I had about this show while discussing it with some friends today. The problem is that ever since the Jacob and Smokey feud was introduced there has been nothing for me to be invested in. I mean the actual feud itself, I know nothing about and have no investment in. And any "stakes" involving the other characters and their lives and disagreements has been rendered irrelevant by this feud so I just have no investment in anything that's going on with this show any more. I literally just watch the show thinking "well let's see where they go with this. Hopefully somewhere good."
But I really don't care what happens, and at this point I honestly have no reason to. There's no outcome to root for, if you will.
― Mister Jim, Sunday, 28 February 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think the presence of those 2 characters/entities really changes all that much -- there's been big ambiguous conflicts, mostly Ben and Widmore, guiding the show for a long time, and like that one this one is ultimately about the same thing (what the island is/does/"means").
― dora the explaro (some dude), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)
Also knowing that Locke isn't Locke makes me not care about Locke, who is about 90% of the show for me.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 28 February 2010 09:41 (fifteen years ago)
I get the feeling that there's more to that than they've let on, though - throwing out that "Don't tell me what I can't do!" line seemed very deliberate.
― Nhex, Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
i've always thought that lost posits its big conflicts primarily as binaries (black/white, jack/locke, jacob/smokey, ben/widmore, science/faith, dharma/hippies) and now i'm getting the sinking feeling that the resolution of the show is ultimately going to be the banal "it's all grey." -_-
― Roz, Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Saturday, February 27, 2010 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
becoz we've put in the man-hours and want to see it resolved. same as you.
show feels so empty now. they only have about five characters per ep. all of them following jacob's plan or something.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
there are four bands playing a basement show tonight at my record store and one of the guys in one of the bands has another group that is a LOST-themed group called PREVIOUSLY ON LOST. good idea!
http://www.myspace.com/previouslyonlostmusic
― scott seward, Monday, 1 March 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
Juliet looks the same:http://springfieldpunx.blogspot.com/search/label/LOST
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 1 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
xp'shttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/960/jacoblostgotthis.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 1 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
That guy being Jacob is why I'm over the whole Jacob thing. I liked him better as a spooky cabin ghost.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 March 2010 07:43 (fifteen years ago)
ya. is it a zardoz thing? like, the guy behind the curtain is a massive doucher?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 1 March 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah they should've had Rob Kyker keep playing Jacob, dude is appropriately creepy-looking
― waka yoga flame (some dude), Monday, 1 March 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
I liked him better as a spooky cabin ghost.
i thought jacob was never spooky cabin ghost, it was christian, ie, smokey?
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob does look a bit rubbish.
My dearest wish right now for this series is for more Widmore dudes to turn up and start laying waste to the place. It could do with a bit of menace.
― Matt DC, Monday, 1 March 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
in alt-world i doubt widmore cares about the island. penny and desmond are probably married too.
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
x-post I thought Jacob's "What about you?" line reading was awesome though.
― President Keyes, Monday, 1 March 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
I had to chuckle when he showed up as the idiot hitman in Mulholland Drive
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
he was also the ex-husband of dexter's woman
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot about that one!
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
what about guy who shoves the dude's head into toilet at the beginning of the big lebowski
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
Is there a number in the lighthouse labelled "Dude"?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
i think my 2nd favorite line of this season is jacob's 'some people you can get in the back of a cab with and tell them what they need to do, others you have to let stare out at the ocean for awhile'. my 1st fav is lapidus' 'i'm seeing it, but i ain't believing it'.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
haha, just for frank lines, i would've picked "weirdest damn funeral i ever been to"
― Nhex, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
ha that was great
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
Just thinking that by being a candidate, and by not being on the plane when he was supposed to be, Lapidus must have unconsciously cheated Jacob in some way. You'd think Jacob would have had the foresight to have made him not an alcoholic.
― Matt DC, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
love lapidus.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, March 1, 2010 12:06 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
!!! haha
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 1 March 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyesdrE1Ro1qz6kbro1_500.jpg
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 1 March 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
looool
― dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Monday, 1 March 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
awesome
― Nhex, Monday, 1 March 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
remember how awesome the walt typing on the computer thing was. so creepy.
― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
ummmmmm lost-themed hiphop album:
http://jahrockn.bandcamp.com/ 1. Lost in You 2. Give It To You 3. Test Me4. I Don't Need That (Yemi) 5. Flashing Through Time I 6. I Love You, but I Love You (Kate Austen) 7. Fly Away (Charlie Pace) 8. The Temple 9. Flashing Through Time II 10. Set Free (Faith vs Science) 11. Destiny
― david cam'ron (tpp), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
mite wanna check out 'imma christian' too
― david cam'ron (tpp), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
so I noticed that the Church of $cientology has purchased some adspace on the lostpedia site. I wonder how the returns are on their investment? lol Lost fans lookin for *answers*
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol the next episode is actually called Sundown.S1 E06 was House of the Rising Sun. It's like some kind of "mirror" "image".
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
if they kill sun it'll be worth it
― abanana, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
take that back
― ere, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
RE:LAX, the ep's about Gordon Lightfoot.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
they wouldn't kill sun tho, both sun and jin have been surprisingly low-key so far about wanting to see their missing spouse that they've separated from for three years. surely the show won't kill either of them until they've extracted the sweet sweet melodrama out of that storyline?
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
Disappointed that no one has cited the weirdly sequenced copy of Raw Power on Lostpedia.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah on the subtitled repeat episode last week it was like "this is the smoke monster's point of view... this is the house Sawyer lived in... the song that is playing is "Search And Destroy" by Iggy And The Stooges" and I was hoping to see "this is the special Dharma version of the LP" but no luck.
― sleeve, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
Why not make an edit?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
"surely the show won't kill either of them until they've extracted the sweet sweet melodrama out of that storyline?"
what's more melodramatic than encountering a dead spouse then raising your arms to the heavens howling like wolverine? or cricket bat rampage?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
oh, yay, it's lost tonight
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
let's hope the temple was season 6's craphole island and we get some good episodes now.
― abanana, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
ok im joining the chorus of people who are angry and starting to think this season sucks
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
fucking flash sideways is such a waste of goddamn time
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
You're gonna make Lorax mad
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
but yeah, I hope there's some sort of point to these lateral flashes, because damn
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
the lateral flashes are what happens after the entire show is over it seems? locke sends everyone back to happyworld.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
so, not lateral at all, but more flashing forward to 2004
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
i dont think this season in particular sucks
― max, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
I still like 'em. The melodrama in the sideways world is as good as its ever been in previous season flashbacks! I also like pretty much any ridiculous Sayid action sequence. Though this week I like how it ended, since it seems like they're actually might be building towards something or connecting that world together.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
RIP alterna-Keamy, you hot piece of ass. Deserved to die for that accent alone!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
I thought that this was a good ep, but the flash sideways stuff was particularly uninteresting even by flash sideways standards. But then, I'm not really a fan of Sayid anyway.
The problem for me continues to be that I have no investment in anything these characters do. I'm just watching everything play out and hoping it pans out. The upside of which is that I don't care enough to dislike these episodes. But I don't love them either. I just passively watch them.
Also It seems that once these characters left the island and then decided to go back, they all lost a lot of motivation for doing anything but being pawns in this grand scheme. Like you get the sense that all the og losties are just wandering the island (or hangin in the temple) aimlessly waiting for someone to tell them what to do. Instead of having a purpose of their own.
But on balance, I thought this episode, like this season in general, was pretty good. And even in some ways better than earlier seasons cause there's so much less sappy drama. I even have kinda enjoyed the flash sideways. I guess I think that they're executing their ideas pretty well at this point, but they created a huge structural flaw with this Jacob/Smokey business sucking the purpose out of much of the rest of the cast. Though, I do expect this to get better. We're just not there yet.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
good post, I agree with all of that
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
i really liked when ben lapidus and whatsherface showed up
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it was nice they didn't have a dramatic entrance and were just mixed up in the insanity. the last 5 minutes were great, the rest was meh. so glad the boring temple people bought it.
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
If speaking to Flocke is all it takes, Jin is infected too.. and poised to be on the opposing side from Sun.
Jacob touched both of them while telling them their love was something special. Can it end the war?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
/cheesy
But you know, this IS lost.
I thought it was extremely odd to introduce two characters, have them hang around for a couple of episodes being cryptic and not helpful at all, and then off them a couple of episodes later.
That said this ep was composed entirely of awesome for me.
I was wondering why I loved Keamy so much, then I realized: Christopher Walken.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
this one was pretty good
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
enjoyed tonight quite a lot! i get the feeling this season is about to hit its stride and get really good.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
Last scene is soooooooooo good
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
wholeheartedly agree.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
And even in some ways better than earlier seasons cause there's so much less sappy drama.
oh i was going to kill you sayid but then this mystical baseball reminded me that my kid died because of me ENTER STILTED CLUMSY PLOT EXPOSITION
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
if kate killed my baby she must di OH WAIT LOOK OUT SMOKEY IS COMING GET INTO THIS HOLE
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
Dogen's last speech did remind me of scenes in which someone's about to die and to telegraph that they start revealing some intimate personal info but it worked here for me.
I get the impression that Claire's biding her time and will probably wig out at some future date and grab an axe.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
Though if they were to, I dunno, kill each other in some sort of epic catfight with a variety of weapons that'd be ok by me too.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
How'd Jin get into that walk-in cooler anyway?
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
We don't know yet - looks like those sideways flashes are going to start connecting more directly... I'm anticipating it.
The Dogen thing was kind of funny, because you knew he was pretty much dead as soon as Sayid brandished the knife and walked back in, but it was so similar to the Charlotte death due to the sudden character-defining exposition before dying.
Future crazy cakes Claire/Kate rumble could be pretty amusing!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)
i like dogen's instruction to kill flocke before he gets the opportunity to speak; links his power with words to jacob's power to manipulate and coerce.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)
There's this interesting equivalence between Jacob's and MIB's instructions/deals in Dogen's monologue - everyone's being used, but it seems like MIB offers something in return, unlike Jacob?
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)
no but jacob was the one that offered to bring dogens son back from the dead or whatever.
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, the accent made that hard to get - thanks
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
note: as irritated as i am with the season, i am still obsessively burning every detail into my head, so thats worth something
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
guys wtf more slomo /= less suck the last scene was just as bad as the rest of this terrible, terrible ep. losing more hope with each passing week.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
i think part of the reason that peeps are clinging to the last 5 minutes is because at least something actually happened that maybe moved the goddamn plot forward. the locke/sayid thing was just such a fucking throwaway, oh gee the dude who is smokey and cant get shot might be susceptible to the MAGIC DAGGER oh no wait he isnt thx for wasting 45 minutes of my life you jerkbags.
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
btw dogen did a really shitty job of guarding the temple
UNLESS JACOB KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN THUSLY OMG!!!
series will end with jackob and locke sittin' on the beach
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't care about the characters, so all I care about is Jacob/Flocke/mythology progress and body count, so I am a happy.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, this.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it's really good that the whole Temple phase is coming to a close, that environment was starting to feel about as stifling to the show's ability to move forward as the cages in s3.
can we talk about the 'next week on Lost' promo? i'm kind of annoyed at what they touted will happen, both what's happening and the way they announced it.
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
OMG, a character reveal that I didn't spot 5 mins beforehand! (Keamy)I did guess it was probably Jin in the freezer though.
So how long have Miles et al been hanging round the temple, chillin with the Others, yet not obtaining any useful information? And how come the Temple was this mighty fortress of fortritude that now anyone can just knock on the front door and come in? And are there about 8 Others left now? Yet only Cindy is allowed to be Voice of the Others?
I liked Dogen a lot, but kind of glad he's gone. Not quite sure what his intentions have been with Sayid.
This season has been making me hella depressed, for the first time I'm seriously doubting whether it's all going to be worthwhile - even Jack's Tattoos episode in s3 or whenever I could overlook, as at least they seemed to be trying to do something worthwhile. Now, as everyone seems to be thinking, it seems empty and kind of crazy for no reason. Looks like things could be about to improve, though...?
xp those of us who download don't see the 'next week on Lost' so would prefer if big reveals weren't discussed...
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 07:28 (fifteen years ago)
when Dogen was unwrapping the dagger I thought it was going to be some smoke-sucking Ghostbuster machine ...
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)
For me that whole episode was great. Keamy back-reveal was hilarious though--since we'd already seen Omar. Who's making the eggs!?!?!
All the folks who post here after every episode that they don't care about the characters--we get it.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
gotta say if this is shaping up to be jack vs sawyer/locke/sayid i know whose side im gonna be on
― max, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)
Great episode and apparently I'm one of the few who like the whole season too - "sappy" flash- sideways included. But obviously every denouement is disappointing per se.
― Marco Damiani, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
Lostpedia has this under "Bloopers and continuity errors":
* The same background actors who are seen guarding the Temple door at the very start of the attack are seen with the Man in Black after the massacre is over.
I figured those were Temple Others who switched sides. What? Did Smokey have a little army waiting around?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
Duh. I didn't notice "at the very start of the attack."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid states that the only thing he ever wanted died in his arms, referring either to Nadia or to Shannon.
http://ncjl.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/112-sayid-shannon.jpg
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
Where was Sawyer? We last saw him hanging with Flocke - why wasn't he hanging out with that group at the end of this one?
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
sawyer's in flocke's cave listening to the stooges
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
I think Radio Birdman would be appropriate.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
how did they ship all that styrofoam to the island to build the temple?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
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seems like the money he had at the airport was a delivery from his father-in-law to evil gangster types; maybe the money was confiscated at the aiport, gangsters got mad, put him in the cooler
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
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lmao -- it really amazes me how Lost can sometimes be the best and most expensive-looking show on television, and sometimes has sets straight out of some syndicated '90s show about an ancient warrior tribe
― @WhereIsJkwon (some dude), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
also i'm amazed that every single relevant character on the show, including the ones who weren't on 815, live in "LOST" angeles
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)
don't get me wrong, was thoroughly entertained by this episode, even its ridiculousness. like, sayid and dogen's fight completely destroyed his "office" but sayid comes back 5 minutes later and dogen is tending to his plants.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
I think you're onto something here.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
well obviously there's some point to everyone in the flash sideways running into each other beyond just lazy storytelling -- in a way i think it's interesting that now they're making it clear that everyone who's been on the island, not just people on the plane but guys like Keamy, is part of the big picture, even if it means they have to beat you over the head with it.
― @WhereIsJkwon (some dude), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
This episode was not very good, but I have to admit I enjoy any episode where Sayid kills people and/or beats them up.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
yeah loved this episode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTXfYZ_9WQ8
hahahahahahahaha
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
ben's retreat from the pool room was so classic
what happened to him tho?
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
i thought sayid stabbing lockemonster was amazing
wish they'd give us the name of smokey
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
This show is so dumb. I love it, but it's so dumb.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
kate is definitely gonna get claimed by smokey and that is going to be AMAZING!
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
I don't really know how Kate would get claimed by smokey, seems like she might be an inside agent or a hesitant member of the evil side. Like ultimately she's going to have to decide whether to do something decisive for the good guys or the bad guys; it's going to be the natural conclusion of the Kate-Jack-Sawyer love triangle, and she's going to choose Jack/"good."
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah throughout this episode i just kept lolling to myself about how ridiculous the whole thing and how stupid it must look to someone who has not followed lost religiously for 6 years
flash sideways was pretty pointless but nadia is so hot & sayid wasting keamy was amazing. wow that guy was such a great bad guy it was worth killing him twice! weird how they left it hanging like that xp
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
I've been watching the show for 6 years and it looked pretty dang stupid to me.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
Terry O'Quinn is still the best thing about this show by a long distance, dude is totally owning this season
― alananana (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
turning o.g. characters evil is a great way to get more mileage out of some of the characters that didnt really have anywhere left to go like sayid & claire
yeah i guess you're right abt kate. shes gonna be on the fence until the last episode probably isn't she?
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
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Like I feel like this show tries to cultivate an impression of being an "intelligent" show with complicated plot twists and parallel worlds and flashbacks/forwards but in terms of characters/relationships/dialogue/morality it's about the equivalent of Gray's Anatomy. It's structurally smart but so dumb in terms of human aspects.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
very very otm. i think that's why so many people are worried they might be heading towards a ending centered around morality & human aspects
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
Sorry if that seems repetitive, I know everyone complains about the characters and relationships, I was just trying to contrast this with the show's reputation for intelligence.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
i'm 99% sure they have some insanely good 'structural' card left to play btw that will inevitably involve the alt. timeline
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
it seemed pretty clear to me that Kate is going to be the 'eyes' of the audience going into this crazy Smokey gang, at least at first.
i think the show has a lot of little moments and scenes and lines of dialogue that are well written and character-driven, but a lot of the connective tissue bridging those moments is full of crazy inconsistent drunk logic and transparent plotting.
― @WhereIsJkwon (some dude), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
was pretty great to FEAR smokey again during his loud chirp scene
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
at the end of this episode we really have no idea where they are going next with the on-island stuff (i have not seen the preview) which is pretty great.
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
i wonder why dogen was the only thing keeping smokey from the temple. not that it really matters anymore.
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
btw where's jin?
if he's met with any foul play then it will all be worth it to see sun go Herbal Dark Phoenix on a smokey
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
smokey wld crush her huge face
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://i48.tinypic.com/rjpi4o.jpg
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
xpost you forget she wields Nature's Toothbrush
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
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worrd the eggs scene was uncanny. weird facial resemblance too, albeit fatter.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
dinner is overTHIS IS BUSINESS
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
ha the brother was horrible. he borrowed eyeliner from bat manuel.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
This is season 3 all the fuck over again, yo.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
Pool needs a lifeguard. Inspectors be all over that shit.
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
see but i do care about the characters and thats what is pissing me off - the flash sideways removes all our context and background for the characters, because obviously their backstory is now totally different. which would be ok if the majority of time in the FS wasnt spent slowly rolling out really vague background details instead of advancing any real progression. i mean am i supposed to have some emoto connection to FS Sayid just because he looks like the same guy, despite having them wait half the episode to clarify that he has spent the last 12 years nebulously doing "good things" to make up for all the bad stuff? in which case, he's a totally different character than OG Sayid, and why bother to care about him and his deal?
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
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I don't think Sayid ever looked in a mirror btw.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
also he reverted to his "character" (i.e. using violence to solve his problems), maybe this is why he is evil and failed the test?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
Why is Sayid being written as Wolverine, now?
― mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
he was always Wolverine!
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
i mean in a show with like a billion loose ends already, they really decided it would be a good idea to create ANOTHER alternate timeline which not only seems to have a rudderless future, but also has no established backstory for any of the characters? in the last season? thats just straight up stupid
xpostss
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe I should say "more obviously as Wolverine," then I realized Lindelof wrote a Wolverine series.
Lost is pretty much a comic book for people who like television.
― mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
is dogen gonna come back to life since he was drowned in majik water?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
When he first showed up at his brother's house he was mirrored in the door, but I don't know if that counts.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/03/baseball_1.jpghttp://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/03/baseball_talk.jpg
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
totally not into baseball story. a little late for me to start feeling bad for people i just met yesterday! tell me something about the island, loser!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
why did that giant bird say hurley's name
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
SRSLY. And Sawyer was always Gambit, Jack was always Scott Summers, Kate was always Jean Grey and John Locke was always a bald dude in a wheelchair who just knew stuff.
Shannon obv. Silver Fox btw.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
wait, wasn't sawyer wolverine? sawyer is way more wolverine.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe '70s Wolvie but if we're talking Ninja assassin, looking-for-redemption, love interests-always-tragically-killed Wolvie it's leaning towards Sayid.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
Kearny vs. Wolverinehttp://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/blob-durand-wolverine.jpg
I think that baseball story he told was another misdirection. It's not when Dogen dies that the smokey protection is lifted but when the baseball bobs out of his grasp.
Magic baseball.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
it's the baseball from the world series jack watched in the others' prison
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
guys I have a home gym it can tell if u are good or eeevil
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
Gambit is a much better match for Sawyer than Wolverine aside from the Logan/Scott/Jean love triangle
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
I am surprised by the lack of enthusiasm for this episode, I thought it was really fucking good. Just v exciting and of course the plot was moved forward, this ep clearly set the tone for the rest of the series, a war is about to happen.
I thought they really introduced the idea of Smokey being utterly evil quite well, just the whole tone of the episode seemed to lurch into something more sinister than usual. There's something really unsettling about seeing Sayid sort of in thrall to Smokey in the jungle that time. Sure it's all a bit overblown (hi dere catch a falling star) but after 5 seasons I feel I bought into this show ages ago.
Anyone else think Smokey is maent to be more powerful here? There were some louder sounding roars than usual.
Also I can't help but feel Jack is going to replace Jacob in the next few eps.
But yeah overall thought this episode was great.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
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I like the idea of the sideflashes as counterfactual morality tests! Like, "if life had really given you the opportunity to be a good and fulfilled person, would you have taken it?"
― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
^ditto
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
― scott seward, Wednesday, March 3, 2010 12:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that's what i thought too
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
maybe that's what Secret Redemption Sayid IS COUNTING ON...
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
i loved this ep and have high hopes for the rest of the season
in order to really get into this 'epic war' storyline it'd be nice to know a bit more aboutthe two sides fighting each other + what they are fighting about:
in particular would love to know:- who/what is jacob and what does it actually mean for jack to replace jacob?- who/what is smokey and how does he plan to get off the island- how can "jacob's team" possibly compete with smokey + his goons?
obvs we don't need all these answers right now but i think they need to give us a bit more in the next ep or so
― my goons got goons (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 1:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dying @ this. IT ALL FITS.
iirc Josh Holloway was offered the role of Gambit a couple times but couldn't do it cause of the Lost schedule
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
all of the answers you seek are in this book:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/9/96/20080710174735!The_Stand_cover.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
more questions
-dogen said smokey would kill every living thing on the island. why/how/to what end? also, i was under the impression before that the events on the island threatened the entire world. is smokey going to try and get to the mainland (like jurassic park) or is it back to just being an island problem?-to what extent can smokey control kate/sayid etc? is he controlling them or have they just become evil and thus more likely to make the choices that benefit him?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
season finale: smokey loose in L.A.
xp: is the stand not about a plague or something?
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
The Stand is about a plague that kills 99.44% of humanity.The Survivors is a UK miniseries about a plague that kills 99.44% of humanity.Survivor is a game show set on an island.Lost is set on an island.
The Stand = Lost.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
season finale:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0O9NVCVMwo
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
The Jack/Kate dynamic is like bad Claremont writing, Sayid right now is like Mark Millar/Frank Miller Wolverine with a touch of the "every woman I love dies" thing.
― mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
xp ahahaha wtf!
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
Claire's acting as evil again was truly dire. It seems they couldn't make Claire evil without also making her EVEN STUPIDER. And Sayid's face for his version of evil is as if they'd asked him to play a sex offender.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
that'd be pretty awesome if the season finale was actually just good vibes and a huge party
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
i shamefully admit i was amused by that video
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDgbKJWDxcE
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
I was wondering whether anything just flies now with Jacob and his magic island powers. First, only things on the island were really affected, people healed, time moved. Now we know he was making deals to bring some dude's kid back from the dead?
― mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
The ghost of Jacob appeared, and told Hurley that it is very, very important that he bring Sayid to the temple so that Sayid can die, be reborn, and then help kill all those people Jacob brought to the island.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
He told Hurley that it was the only way to save Sayid - I think the real motivation was just to get the main crew to the temple. Of course, they all went to the temple just to discover that none of them actually wanted to be there (too bad for Kate!), which is pretty much in line with Jacob's other dickish manipulations.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
he was making deals to bring some dude's kid back from the dead?
the kid is a piano prodigy in another timeline so jacob did sorta come through for dogen?
― rahni, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
just watching again, was dogen actually lying about the knife thing? i'm confused by the fact that fake locke does "talk to" sayid before he stabs him, even if he only says "hello sayid" or something. is that whole thing about the knife just as fake locke/sayid said it was, a setup to have flocke kill sayid?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
I think Sayid waited too long, Dogen was very clear about not letting Flocke talk or it would be "too late". After that I think it was just Smokey lying/manipulating Sayid.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid physically and spatially could not have killed Flocke before Flocke said hello, though.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
-dogen said smokey would kill every living thing on the island. why/how/to what end?
Ben said that Widmore wanted to kill every living thing on the island too. Maybe for Smokey to leave the island he has to kill everything on it--and maybe Widmore and Smokey are pals.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
if they wanted you to think it just was never going to work at all and Dogen was lying, they shoulda had him stab Locke and THEN Locke says "hello Sayid"
which also would have been more lol
xposts
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
But Widmore wants to go back to the island.
Also, why would fate bring Keamy to Los Angeles so he could get killed in a restaurant.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
Remember that after Jacob told Hurley this they wasted a bunch of time trying to rescue Juliet before actually taking Sayid to the temple.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder where Widmore's at in alternaLost, maybe on the bottom of the ocean?
― mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob also came through for Juliet's sister with cancer, though indirectly.
Don't think the Locke talking thing was literal (like two words out of his mouth), and Dogen seemed apologetic about trying to get Sayid killed again through someone else, so I don't think Locke was lying about that. I don't totally understand why Dogen wouldn't just kill Sayid himself, though.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he can't cuz Sayid is a candidate
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
see also getting Jack to give the poison pill
It's against the rules ... of baseball!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
There's no crying murder in baseball!
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
The baseball reminded him of the flashback episode he might have gotten if he'd been introduced three seasons ago.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
This was highly entertaining but basically bollocks, although I really have no idea where they're going with this at all now.
But yeah, all out war will make things fun. Pretty sure Smokey isn't getting Kate any time soon, although he might get Jack. No way in hell is he getting Hurley. Hurley will save them all.
Getting impatient for the Richard and Ilana episodes now though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
people starting to like this season
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
guessing that this missing Jin business is setting up for a Jin/Sun on opposite teams ish.
esp since he's a mean bad gangster, etc. guess, tho, is that if they DO set up the opposition and fail to resolve it (ie - one of them ends up being on the losing/bad team), it'll be Sun who's revealed to bo the truly nasty one (cf what she did with her time away).
like, while they were gone:
Kate---acted right, raised a kidJack---went crazy??? was an alcoholic???Sayid---killed all of this dudesHurley---went crazy??? talked to dead people??? still decent, tho.Sun---GANGSTAAaron---pooped his pants
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
well ok, this was the best ep so far. glad they killed off the new characters. hope the alt.timeline story adds up to something.
who were all those people with locke at the end?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
temple turncoats. I don't really get what they initially believed
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe for Smokey to leave the island he has to kill everything on it
Wondering about this too ... evidently the island was in a stalemate for a long time; Jacob living kept MIB in check, Dogen kept MIB out of the Temple. With them out of the way, MIB has free reign over the island. But he still can't leave it, and he evidently needs other people to leave. Otherwise he could indeed kill every living person on the island and thus free himself. And raising an army to oppose Jacob's army seems pointless since MIB could defeat any group that isn't protected in some magical way.
The mortal fear of everyone who knows of MIB is that he will kill anyone who opposes him - but what does it mean to join him? What's the point of your being in the group to MIB, beyond your own survival?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
here's the thing about all that:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G4PCqtsjTJY/R59aLfw1K8I/AAAAAAAAAC4/bW2UQutCoWI/s320/careometer.gif
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
What if Smokey's presence is the only thing keeping the island afloat, and that's what they mean when they say everyone is going to die? Was joking when I started typing this, but it is Lost..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
"temple turncoats. I don't really get what they initially believed"
i thought cindy was pretty cold when she explained to lennon why she and that group of people had to leave, all turning her back on the temple without a second thought. though it does make a little sense, given that her character seems to live through everything...
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I'd be interested to know why Cindy was so "with" the Others throughout. I guess she had the kids to look after, but I'd like to know what stories the Others had told her.
Also: http://abc.go.com/shows/lost/fan-promo-contest
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
Apparently Claire folding clothes falls under the category of "iconic"
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
i still don't really get who these Others are. what happened to that Other who was an old woman from like, season 2? Miss whatsit?
― akm, Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)
like, are these Others Batmanuel's others, or some other others? They aren't dharma others.
― akm, Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)
If you're thinking of Miss Klugh, she was killed in S3 when Locke, Sayid and Kate found the house with the radar station with Mikhail and the chess computer. These are all the same Others group since the first season, since we saw Cindy and the kids that got kidnapped from the tail section.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)
Where does the Sheriff fit in?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 4 March 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
One of a zillion Others wiped out at the end of Season 3 without a bit of notice. Shocked that Mac made it back!
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
this episode certainly kicked things off in the right direction. would like to know exactly what the black smoke showed kate to make her switch teams that fast
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
The black smoke didn't do anything to Kate, she followed on to see what was going on because that's what Kate does.
My guess would be that it doesn't have proper control of Jin and Sawyer either, and that you probably need to have died/nearly died for it to do its thing.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 4 March 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think it showed her anything? she was just following claire
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah srsly not sure where everyone is getting this 'kate switched sides' business
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
miles saying claire was "still hot" was a horribly formed "joke"
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
To be fair to Miles, he probably realises his limitations and is aiming at the right level. She went for Charlie after all.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 4 March 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
Miles knows his type: he finds them crazy, and leaves them crazy or dead.
― mh, Thursday, 4 March 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
I thought claire was already gone when miles showed up on this show but I must be misremembering.
― akm, Thursday, 4 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
i was thinkng the same thing
― carne asada, Thursday, 4 March 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, same... don't remember them ever meeting.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Claire was with Miles and Sawyer after Keamey's attack on New Otherton, before she walked off into the woods with Ghost Christian.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, duh. Right.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Totally forgot about that whole bit where he's staring at her like she's half-dead
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
we have no idea how she got "infected" right?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
we do! she went off with christian. they were in the cabin together at the end of s4.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
why does smokey choose to appear as people everyone knows are dead?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
also didn't locke speak to christian? he didn't get infected iirc?
i don't think speaking is what infects, or else dogen wouldn't have warned sayid, he's already infected
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think speaking is what infects
that's true. he spoke to ben et al too.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
"why does smokey choose to appear as people everyone knows are dead?"
he can only inhabit dead bodies, right?
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
he's not in locke's body
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
he can only inhabit the likeness of a dead body on the island that died off the island
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
jacob's whole scheme is f'in retarded. let's bring locke back to life after he was pushed out of a window so he can die later, and become the vessel for the smoke monster to kill me?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
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who fuckin devised these rules??!!
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
not me, but that is apparently the case, no?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)
plenty of people have died on-island. christian and locke were the only ones who died off-island.
yeah, not disputing it. jackweed writers devised them.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)
xxxps i just thought kate had that devoted cult-ish look as the rest of them towards the end, figured she had one of those looks into the island ala locke ("and it was beautiful")
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
― shite new answers (cutty), den 4 mars 2010 19:25 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
though jacob's plan was to bring in locke cause he was a "candidate". the problem was MiB at the same time figuring out he could use christian to trick locke into thinking he was some kind of great leader before jacob got a chance to... right?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
to trick locke into getting killed by ben and brought back?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
i think people are assuming jacob can see everything that will happen which may not be true? like maybe he didn't know sayid would be turned?
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
if he could see everything then he...
idk, it would be pretty lame neway
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
xp locke getting killed was part of mib's plan yeah but why exactly ben did it i can't recall atm
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
ben just hates locke, or he used to. i think that's all.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
ben definitely was adamant--"he has to come too" regarding the corpse
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
ben killed locke once he said that faraday's mom knew how to find the island
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
iirc
correct. maybe that was all part of MIB's plan though. aka the island wanted it to happen.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
right. only moments after stopping locke from killing himself.
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
MIB was disguised as Alex Linus/Rousseau last season so there's no rule about him having to be someone who died off the island.
OTOH, the rule that he needs their corpse on the island does seem to be true (Yemi, Alex, Christian, Locke).
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
Oh wait, maybe not even that. He was Ben's mom at some point, I think?
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
MIB was disguised as Alex Linus/Rousseau last season
wait what
He was Ben's mom at some point, I think?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
head hurts
don't remember him as rousseau ever
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah pretty sure that hasn't happened
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
Alex Linus/Rousseau
i.e. her name should be Alex Rousseau but Ben Linus raised her..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
wait no, he did appear as alex, that's right---ben went to the temple to be judged. smokey filled the room and then appeared as alex
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
why is jacob just jacob while smokey-man has to hot-body, as it were?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
yeah why doesn't he just walk around as deadwood guy
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
deadwood guy was just another hot-body
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
no point walking around as someone nobody recognizes, he uses locke for a reason
but jacob pre-stabbing might have also been able to shapeshift had he any use for it. or else it seems MiB got all the useful skills
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
aha: it's not that smokey is limited ONLY to people that have died off-island, it's that he is limited ONLY to *corpses* that have made it to the island?
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
I was gonna say that jacob can go off island and mib can't but jack saw his dad off island
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
I think I've kind of worked out what my problem with this whole series is, it's that if these characters are just pawns of these two dudes and we know they can't be killed, then it sort of kills most of the tension stone dead. If people are just running along their preordained tracks then... who cares?
They need to get some awareness of this and start fighting back against both Jacob and MIB pretty soon, but it looks like Jack's the only one getting anywhere near doing that.
Also you've got to wonder why Jacob's been fannying around for 3+ years to do whatever he needs to do, whereas MIB just gets right in there and does it. Hopefully it'll become apparent sometime soon.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
why did that goddamn bird say hurley's name!!!
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
in addition to the lack of tension brought about by the introduction of the chessmasters this season is really suffering on the frackles front
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
nary a frackle
xp aha: it's not that smokey is limited ONLY to people that have died off-island, it's that he is limited ONLY to *corpses* that have made it to the island?
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), den 4 mars 2010 20:16 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is what i've been thinking too. it was pointed out very clearly by richard to locke that locke had to die in order to "save the island", and these orders came indirectly from MiB. there must be some distinction between smokey controling corpses so to speak and him just appearing as people who have died on the island
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
Daaaamn I really wish I was seeing these episodes as they aired and not three days later cuz I really don't feel like loading 1,900 messages and figuring out where the hell you guys started talking about the newest one.
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
frackles fyi
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
sup etc.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
sup frackles― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
fracklin out― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 7:51 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkI didn't hear one fuckin frackles― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 1:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
LOL
― carne asada, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
xap isn't it more like jacob's been fannying around for 300 years (at least, considering the black rock) and MiB got his work done in 3, starting with the crash of oceanic six?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
I really don't feel like loading 1,900 messages and figuring out where the hell you guys started talking about the newest one.
ctrl-f March 1, 2010
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
if these characters are just pawns of these two dudes and we know they can't be killed, then it sort of kills most of the tension stone dead. If people are just running along their preordained tracks then... who cares?
Yeah, and not the only thing killing tension. Like everyone is just sort of coming and going from the temple and...I dunno, nothing feels as desperate like it did in earlier seasons, which for being the last and final season is sorta sucking.
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
xpost, oh cool thx
actually, wait now: MiB can probably look like ANY dead person, which is useful for being scary and w/e, but not useful for actual subterfuge because, you know, ppl are inclined to be leery of people they know to be deceased. esp when they can see the dead body, right there or w/e.
his plan to be john locke hinges on one crucial detail: smokey doesn't reanimate the dead, he just assumes their form. so, after ajira crashed, ben et al assume that locke has just been reanimated by the magic of the island, and not a spectre, because they haven't seen his corpse. you'd think ben would be wise to this possibility. but: they trudge off to the temple, ben falls through the floor, locke goes to get rope, and THEN smokey shows up. moreover, as alex, he accuses ben of wanting to kill new locke, and orders him to do w/e he says. this seems to be enough to trick ben into believing that locke is actually a reanimated corpse and not smokey.
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
and maybe this is just a continuity flaw, but smokey HAS appeared as people that never made it to the island, dead or alive: namely, the dudes from Eko's past.
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
not "continuity" flaw, but you know
thought the dude's from Eko's past were in the beechcraft?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, I was always thinking smokey appeared as the dead dudes on the little plane, but he showed up as Eko's brother, right?
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
Eko staggers through the jungle and collapses. The black smoke Monster is seen and heard darting through the background. A Nigerian man (Emeka) appears, and throws a machete at Eko. The machete lands in a tree next to Eko's head. Eko pulls the machete from the tree and turns to face three men: one with his throat cut, one with a severed arm and one (Emeka) who is cowering before Eko and begging for his life. Eko is about to plunge the machete into Emeka, but Emeka changes into Altar Boy (Daniel) who puts a finger to his lips ("Shhh", just like Walt to Shannon) and says, "Confess." Eko drops the machete and runs. He arrives at a river and drinks from it
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
How come Christian was able to appear to Jack off-island?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
maybe it was jacob!
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
How many 'gamesmen' are there?
There's at least 3 by my count:
JacobMIB/EsauReferee (kid in forest)
Possible others:Smokey (as possibly distinct from MIB, like a helper dog)Walt(!!!)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
I thought off-island Christian appearing to Jack (was it in the hospital?) was due to Jack going kerrazy. I think there's been a deliberate blurring of the line between "hallucinations" and Smokey dressing up - initially we thought most sightings were the characters' hallucinations (particularly Hurley with Dave, I guess, and also with Locke's special LSD Hallucination Paste) but now we know what Smokey can do we are assuming he was all of them. I think it's probably a mix of the two.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 March 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
there might have been a bit of hallucination involved with Eko seeing nigerians guys also
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley's Perfect English Jin hallucination looking more like time travelling ghost, though. Means he dies soon?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
The Eko v Smokey thing seems more important in light of what we now know - presumably Smokey killed Eko for not being evil enough, and spared Ben for being an evil little shit he could rely on.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
how did ben summon smokey from within the dharma camp again?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
and doesn't that conflict with the system in place of keeping smokey out? i wish there was a marvin candle video on smokey.
Multiple smokeys.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
oh god
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
i'm almost certain they had no idea where they were going with smokey at the time of eko's death. it was a serious low point for the show and if i remember correctly that episode was ropey as s**t i think it was new writers.
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
i think the fence wasn't operable when ben summoned him. how he summoned him though, i don't know
― rahni, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
ben goes into a secret hole in the wall in one of the dharma buildings and flushes the smoketoilet
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
rewatching S2 its a real shame they killed off eko character given the direction they're taking the show
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
The insinuation was that somehow the water was keeping the smoke at bay, and that little smoketoilet alcove looked a lot like the underground area where Ben confronted the ghost version of Alex to be "judged." I kind of assumed they were somehow connected (physically) and smokey literally can't pass through water.
Maybe there's something to that? It can't go through water, or across ash.
― mh, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
ben summoning the smokemonster is definitely one of the things they need to resolve sooner rather than later
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, they had to swim underwater to get to the bomb area too, which looked like smokeytunnels to me
― CLOWNSTAPE (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
well considering what was said in the preview...
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
the whole island is SURROUNDED by water to keep smokey on the ISLAND OMG
Not being able to go across waterwould also explain smokeylocke being trapped on the island
― CLOWNSTAPE (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
Ha xpost
so if jughead sunk the island, what would happen to smokey?
MAKES U THINK
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe each of the Others' leaders represents an element that they can block smokey from accessing. Dogen is earth, Ben is water, Locke was air, and...
Oh wait, I'm confusing this with Captain Planet.
― mh, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
loved this episode! mainly because of the last 20 mins (and the fight at the start). huge lol at Ben backing away slowly from Sayid. and woah they've really upped the smokemonster budget this season huh?
killing dogan was for the best - constantly being undermined by noobs. when even claire is retorting "speak english!" at you you know you might as well give up. thought he was cool and yet so useless. gonna watch it again now.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
I would love to see Hurley leading the 815 kids in an epic water balloon fight against Locke.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, March 4, 2010 7:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
uh-huhuhuhuh he said "jack off"
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah, i have to agree about when Claire stared Dogen down, he really had just lost all his juice by then
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
I heard someone say that there are 108 stitches on a baseball yesterday and I was like ugh come on man.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
well i mean
― max, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
i looked that up
then i looked up the significance of the number 108 in 'lost' because tbh by this point old history mayne's memory is pretty facacta.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
xpost:
re jack's vision of christian being just a hallucination - i've always believed that scene to be of a piece with hurley's visitations from the dead during his stay at the asylum. and as hurley will passionately attest to, he *isn't* crazy and those really *were* dead people coming to see him.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
tbh i think we're inventing these "rules" of the dead more than the writers are
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think ultimately they're going to prove much simpler than people have made them out to be.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
Dogen is earth, Ben is water, Locke was air, and...
Hurley is Heart.
― abanana, Thursday, 4 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/01/AR2010030103497.html?hpid=news-col-blog
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
i guess you'll never find out why that bird said hurley
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
"Ultimately, the way we look at it is that if the characters don't care about that question, then we as storytellers don't care about that question."
Well, it's a good thing no-one can accuse the characters of not questioning or caring about major plotpoints OH WAIT
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 March 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
If they stick to that then all we are going to find out is whether Kate wuvs Jack or Sawyer ;_;
O someone did once ask what the smoke monster was but seemed happy enough with "i don't know"
ffs
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
btw the guy shot on the golf course wasn't the economist
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
How many unanswered questions are there at this stage anyway? There's The Numebrs, the Black Rock, what Richard's deal is, how the Island has all this time energy/can heal people/kill unborn babies etc, and who Jacob and the other dude are and how he became Smokey, and all that Walt stuff.
Apart from the Walt stuff it seems increasingly obvious that these are all tied up as part of the same thing. There's also the Desmond/Widmore/Ellie/Faraday stuff that I really hope they return to soon.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
^^ wish they'd kept it at that level, widmore vs ben for possession of magical island. all of this jacob-vs mib predestination stuff is str8 up shitty.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
OTM. Seems like they feel obliged to explain why the Island is magical, when you don't really, it just IS.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)
Or in other words, Island politics >>>>> Island 'mythology'
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
Come back Nikki & Paolo, all is forgiven
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 5 March 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
Erm....what the island is or why it's magical is totally something they need to explain. I would say it's only a tiny minority of viewers who disagree. And there are probably 100 unanswered questions we could come up with in about 10 mins. There are so many little events that they'll never explain, basically cos they got addicted to wowing the audience with weird coincidences or happenings. Most of these prob never had a purpose...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not really expecting any further explanation of the numbers--they were degrees on a wheel Jacob used to spy on candidates--and he'd narrowed it down to 5.
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 March 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
I mean seriously..."nobody wants to know what this time jumping island that the entire show is about actually is, more widmore"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
I know what Matt DC means, though, and I think LOTS of people here agree with the sentiment that as the show has gotten really involved in the incredibly complex machinations of the chess match-ery, it's sacrificed most of the tension & stakes (and, yes, character-stuff, for those of us who actually *liked* Desmond longing for Penny and Sawyer flirting with Frackles and all that). I mean, if it would have meant more ambiguity in exchange for not having to wonder if Smokey can only inhabit the bodies of people who have died off the island and been brought back but as long as they're not in water or whatever... then give me more birds saying Hurley's name.
But I was one of those people who didn't feel the least bit cheated at the end of the Sopranos...
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
Question: how about some Lost scoop in return? —AntonioAusiello: Thanks for keeping me plugged-in, Antonio. Here’s your Lost scoop: If you’re expecting the Sawyer/Kate/Jack triangle to move front and center during these final 10 episodes, it may be time to start managing those expectations. “We’re moving into the endgame of the show and the stakes have moved beyond, ‘Who’s Kate going to pick?’ and into, ‘Is anyone going to be left alive?,’ says executive producer Damon Lindelof. “I hope viewers are going to be satisfied with what we’re doing, but we’re not writing a romance novel here. I understand in seasons past how that was much more relevant. We’re not neglecting it, but there’s a lot of fish to fry. The elements of the love triangle — Kate’s relationship with Jack, her relationship with Sawyer, Sawyer’s relationship with Juliet, who’s dead — are a huge part of the season. All that stuff is in play.”
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 March 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)
best news ive heard all week
― max, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
That's not really what I mean, I'd have settled with "the island was sitting on a rare pocket of energy that made insane things happen and here's this big war over who possesses it". I'd rather they were pawns in a political game then pawns in some pre-destined chess game between two immortal spirits who inhabit a magic prison island. I'm still holding out hope that we get a psuedo-scientific explanation rather than a magical explanation but that hope is diminishing. It feels a bit like bringing in aliens at the last minute.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
Also surely there's no way they'll go through the final Hurley episode without revisiting the numbers?
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
totally agree.
stuff like "jacob tells hurley to get jack to go to the tower, to wait for someone who jacob knows is coming" is stuff we could do without. i do want to know, i suppose, why jacob chose these particular people. but i've a slight feeling it's on some "final five" level of randomness.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
So where the hell did Christian's corpse go, anyway?
― mh, Friday, 5 March 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
that's not important right now
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 5 March 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
polar bear ate it
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
and yeah I want sci fi not mythology
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
Oh I sort of want to know who ordered Ben to gas all the Dharma people as well. I'm guessing he's basically been Smokey's bitch the whole time, given that Jacob seemed so unbothered when they came face to face.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
it seems like ben may not have been aware that smokey and Jacob were at odds with each other.
could have just thought that smokey was a force that worked for jacob, and not an entity that hated him
hence, in the temple, getting judged, and taking guidance as tho it were from higher up the food chain
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Friday, 5 March 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah here's the thing: when was the last time any of these characters did anything of their own volition? once upon a time, everyone had an agenda, and at times those agendas would conflict. been a long time since that happens.
guess what's disappointing is that this makes the stakes not higher but lower. "big stakes" like saving the universe are fundamentally less interesting than "small stakes" like gaining or losing your heart's desire (RIP Juliet).
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 March 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
I really don't think Ben knew much at all, was faking talking to Jacob, and was living off of context clues from Alpert.
― mh, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
I don't really understand why Smokey was allowed to rampage round the Island killing people for ages.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
you guys seriously want MORE explanation of the numbers than what we've gotten the last few episodes!? what else can they say, besides something like "everyone's number represents the age they lost their virginity," etc.
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
so why were they pushing those numbers into the dharma computer in the hatch? ;)
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, the numbers are basically gonna end up as shorthand for 'this is how Jacob's manipulated your life Hurley' but 'each number corresponds to one of the chosen ones' isn't really a great explanation.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 March 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
we are like top chefs in whole foods
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
all these posts are about top chefs in whole foods holy shit
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
I'm totally cool with them not doing a Q&A of every single aspect of the show (well actually no, I'd quite like that - island press conference chaired by Walt or something) but to specifically say it's going to be what the characters are interested in, when the biggest criticism of the show so far is that they aren't interested in anything but themselves, is kind of rich.I really want a Widmore episode, close the chapter on him and Ben.
Just remembered I had a freaky Lost dream last night, all the main Lost guys (Kate etc) were dead corpses hanging in this underground pit and when you saw them from the correct angle they made up the show's promo picture. Also Jacob totally saved the day and stopped my dad getting dismembered.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore is def. going to be back.
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
Will he be Claire's adoption flaker's husband who ran off and left her for Libby in alt-timeline?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 March 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
I was kinda thrown by this initially too, but thinking about it more I like how vague it is. The numbers are just the thumbprint on reality left by Jacob's meddling with destiny, which is woo-woo and magical, but hey, a lot of stuff in the show is going to end up being magical in explanation - smoke monster, time travel, exotic matter, etc etc. I can get behind the numbers just being a cosmic 'JACOB IS IN UR REALITIES MESSING WITCHU' rather than something that 'means' something.
I think this line of explanation for things - 'it's magic, dude' is not going to fly for a lot of people, and we're going to see more and more of it as the show wraps up - but we are watching a show about a timeshifting island where the dead walk.
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
i hope they show Jacob working at the company that makes the lottery tickets, just so people can rest easier at night understanding how Hurley won
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
That sounds like something that would be a cellphone episode if they still made those!
I guess the dropped ball that bugs me the most is Walt. If we can't wrap up Walt's specific case in a satisfying way, at least give us something to deal with the whole child-kidnapping thing the others were into - beyond the fertility research, which I thought was explained by Ben's childhood.
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
he uses locke for a reason - I've been re-watching the show recently & I'm thinking that Locke was at least partially inhabited by Smokey from the very beginning. The Locke/Smokey ratio was prob skewed toward Locke to such an extent that he was not aware of Smokey's presence within him, but this could explain why his legs worked all of a sudden & how he seemed, straight away, to have such an intuitive grasp of "the island." Perhaps this is why Smokey (if it was Smokey & not Jacob who ordered it up..) demanded the return of Locke's body to the island & not any other random corpse. Certain folks (also Christian prob) are just, for whatever reason, the preferred conduits & it can only be through them that these forces become fully manifest.
A lot has been mentioned here & elsewhere about The Stand, which I don't know much about. One thing that seems to have been overlooked in recent Lost dialog, though, is how profoundly the creators were influenced by Twin Peaks. It seems pretty clear to me, at this point, that Smokey = BOB, Locke = Leland Palmer & the island is some sort of Black Lodge pocket of time-space inhabited by coexisting polarized good/evil forces, even down to the black/white motif of the Lodge floor tiling.
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Friday, 5 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
the odd thing about Walt is, they pretty much had to know from the beginning that they wouldn't be able to keep Walt in the show year after year as he grew way faster than the timeline of the show allowed for, and obviously used the season 1 finale as a way to start working around that, but it seems like they never had an exit strategy to resolve all the stuff they'd already set in motion involving him by that point.
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
Did they ever figure out what the real life numbers that the LOST numbers are based on were for?
re: walt, didn't he and matthew fox film some super secret scenes years in advance that made the producers make them swear extra hard not to tell for fear of spoiling the finale?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
wasn't that just some completely made up theory?
― peter in montreal, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
― Clay, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
if that theory was true i would gain some respect for the Lost braintrust, honestly it gets exhausting watching them go back and reshoot scenes over and over and insert new details when a little foresight would've made it so easy to just have that stuff ready and not worry about inconsistent haircuts/camera angles/etc.
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Valenzetti_Equation
― sleeve, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
not made up
the odd thing about Walt is, they pretty much had to know from the beginning that they wouldn't be able to keep Walt in the show year after year
There was a time around season 4 and 5 when D&C announced in interviews that they indeed had a plan for Walt's aging and had figured out how to reintroduce him in the show. I took them to mean that Walt would be around for the series finale, but now I think at the time 'reintroduce' meant his quick appearances with Hurley and Locke in the 'three years later' off-island scenes, unfortunately.
During the Season 6 press blitz D&C said that they most likely wouldn't be able to work Walt in due to his aging.
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
so there's at least a few components to the LOST numbers that were cobbled together from actual strange number trivia, but the part about strange numbers being repeated on shortwave radio is definitely true, and the last I heard, people thought it was some WWII code or something.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
They might have been referencing numbers stations: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conet_Project
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
at this point I"m pretty certain that LOST will have a long life as a franchise after the show is over in novels and comic books.
― akm, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
and I would, like, totally read these
― akm, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
I think it would be best if it was a board game that you win first, then later play to see how you did it.
... How hard could a 'future older Walt shows up' storyline be in a show about time travel?
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
I'm actually looking forward to their excellent CG artists doing a benjamin button on walt.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
i know anything sci fi-ish gets a billion spinoffs these days, and Cuse & Lindelof have said they have no control over what ABC does with the franchise and wouldn't be surprised to see it take all sorts of other forms in the future, but i'm having a hard time picturing what that would be. Jacob/MIB prequel stories? Crisis of Infinite Flash-Sidewayses? Tales of the Black Freighter Rock?
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
seems like there could still be tons of lost island mythology to mine. I mean, so far we really only know what happened on the island starting somewhere in the 1950s (I know there's the Black Rock, but we don't really know anything about it yet)
― peter in montreal, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
if they start spinning this off in comic books, it's pretty much inevitable there's going to be at least one story about how the nazis try to find/take over the island.
― peter in montreal, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Locke's adventures as a tough guy philosopher poet wheelchair bound substitute middle school teacher. Aaron could be a student or something.
― andrew m., Friday, 5 March 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
Undercover Boss goes wrong as Hurley works in a Mister Cluck's but ends up having to become a permanent employee after he finds out the fryer works only with his mastery of the island numbers. Alpert guest stars.
― mh, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
If I were a sleazy ABC exec I'd be thinking about tying Lost into V and FlashForward beyond just poaching actors. What happened to that comedy paranormal cop show with Michael?
Also re: Conet Project -- yeah they never figured those numbers out! ... just like in LOST...
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
Wonder if we're going to find out how Ben et al "cured" Juliet's sister - anything to do with how Dogen got his son brought back to life? I'm down with "the island is magic" but unless they somehow brought her there...?
I guess this is one of those things they won't bother to revisit.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
jacob probably healed jack's ex-wife too
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 5 March 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
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The Unusuals lasted about 10 episodes. it wasn't paranormal or sci fi at all, it was just 'quirky.'
― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
Lost being compared to twin peaks has always been insane.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
In the early episodes, like Jack chasing the ghost of his dead father and the smoke monster being inexplicable, it seemed like we might get some more abstract and unexplained things going on, but that just wasn't the style they settled on.
― Nhex, Friday, 5 March 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
Damon Lindelof It's not about whether or not we have the time. It's about whether or not it matters.8 minutes ago via web
― archer's goon (tpp), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
Lost's original woring title was "The Circle" so I guess it makes sense that the numbers ended up being degrees on a big wheel. I wonder if that means that there were a total of 360 candidates throughout history and its down to 5 (+Kate, -Locke)
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 March 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
woring=working
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 March 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
mikhail said: that it was impossible for her to understand because she was not on "the list". He then went on to detail specific reasons why they were not on the list, indicating that Kate was "flawed", Sayid was "frightened", Rousseau was "weak", and Locke was "angry".
seeing how three of the above are out and kate is tagging along i think maybe we can trust mikhail that she isn't one of the candidates after all
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking that Locke was at least partially inhabited by Smokey from the very beginning. The Locke/Smokey ratio was prob skewed toward Locke to such an extent that he was not aware of Smokey's presence within him, but this could explain why his legs worked all of a sudden & how he seemed, straight away, to have such an intuitive grasp of "the island."
Like this^^
Just watched the last 2 eps in a row, missed last week's so had to d/l it and then watched the new one on TV. Loved action Sayid in the alt-timeline, still overall not pleased with alt-timeline.
Think it's probably quite likely Sun & Jin will end up on different sides but I don't think Jin has defected at this point.
maybe we can trust mikhail that she isn't one of the candidates after all
Dunno if Mikhail was high-ranking enough to even know about the candidates, if Richard Alpert didn't (someone said upthread, I can't remember whether he knew or not tbh)
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
Sun and Jin will end up on diff. sides to be sure, for the dramatic win - though they have no axe to grind, they're just following people around and trying not to get injured.
I'm hoping that all the 'list' talk from earlier seasons was Ben just aping Jacob's list-keeping and trying to make his orders seem 'official' .....
― Brakhage, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
dead legs = dead enough for smokey to take some charge?
mikhail seems to have been brought to the island personally by jacob though, and might've had a more direct relationship with him, like ilana and the gang, who certainly seemed to know more about the candidates than alpert
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah true might explain his semi-invincibility
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
He then went on to detail specific reasons why they were not on the list, indicating that Kate was "flawed", Sayid was "frightened", Rousseau was "weak", and Locke was "angry".
But Locke & Sayid were candidates when Mikhail said that.
― President Keyes, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
Good point
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
Oh the promos make it look like Ben's dying next episode. Misdirection?
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 6 March 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
almost certainly
― peter in montreal, Saturday, 6 March 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
i thought they say... HE IS GOING TO DIE. we're not supposed to talk about promos btw.
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
I would imagine this is Ilana finding out about Ben's not being exactly honest when asked if MIB killed Jacob ...
― Brakhage, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
Whoops, no promos, gotcha
― Brakhage, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
well cat's out of the bag, albeit 3 days after i was dying to talk about it
― some dude, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
Oh go on then. Is it island Ben or alterna-Ben?If the latter - spinal tumour? Ballooning accident?
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
the actual voiceover was a more ambiguous HE WILL FACE HIS DEMISE
― dmr, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
definitely misdirection imo
― dmr, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)
demise
― shite new answers (cutty), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
well even if death rarely means death on this show, i hope it's not pointing the way toward Ben not being in the last dozen episodes much, he's already underused enough so far this season
― some dude, Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
right now i'm guessing that the Others knew about the sideways universe from the beginning and could see it through mikhail's monitor. ben was traveling back and forth to it, observing locke by posing as a teacher (and getting his photo taken and given to miles).
also here's that metal gear solid thing i mentioned way above
― abanana, Saturday, 6 March 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
Anyone else reckon "the illness" was a plotline they changed their minds about ten times over before finally deciding to make it smoke monster related?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 6 March 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah the illness has never been of much interest. I thought that it was something Kelvin made up to stop Desmond leaving the hatch.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 March 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
I hope that Locke somehow accidentally kills Ben in the alternative timeline. Death by kettle-related misfortune or something.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 March 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot about that vaccine Desmond was shooting up. Funny that Claire, the only one of the 815ers to take the stuff, was the first to get the sickness.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
don't know if this is old but made me laugh so much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HsbU0Znbs
― archer's goon (tpp), Sunday, 7 March 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
Now that we know that Jacob goes around making deals with people to save their kids, it casts a different light on the Aussie psychic (Malkin) who pushed Claire onto 815--his daughter "miraculously" came back from the dead after drowning.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 7 March 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
I hope that Locke somehow accidentally kills Ben in the alternative timeline.
feel like this has to happen
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.moronail.net/img/9/0/2790.jpg
― James Mitchell, Monday, 8 March 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
interesting small spoiler: http://www.tvfanatic.com/2010/03/episode-15-of-lost-to-feature-huge-reveal-cast-teases/
― abanana, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6n_5XKVxo
― sofatruck, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
so been rewatching...if locke is paralysed in the sideways timeline, and his dad is invited to the wedding, then WHO PARALYSED HIM?
been sort of wondering if the sideways is some sort of smokey controlled world. also is smokey getting off the island basically some doomsday scenario, eg he starts causing havoc in the real world? have a feeling it might build to this (without him ever succeeding...but these are fairly wacked out theories.)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^ i don't think that's wacked out. there has to be more to the sideways timeline than the bullshit we've been getting
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i agree, it'll all come together for the end. the way the characters are meeting in the sideways is not just a funny quirk, it'll all start to dovetail soon i'm sure.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
it's all a collective dream/smokey hallucination
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking Locke's dad in the alterna-timeline isn't his biological one.
― mh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
there were pictures of them together though
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
Tonight, I have to miss a new episode for the first time since the show started. ;_;
How soon does ABC put the episodes up on their website? Will I be able to watch it tomorrow morning?
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
yes. or hulu.
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah when Smokey said to Sayid that he could help her be with Nadia again that penny dropped with me too. I wonder if it's supposed to take place after the on-Island stuff, except none of them can remember the Island. I'm basically thinking about Jack's appendix scar here.
I agree there's no way the alternate timeline characters are bumping into each other just for the hell of it.
This week's episode looks like it could be all sorts of awesome.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
Cool. I guess I don't have to disown my daughter for singing in a school concert tonight after all.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
wmc, download links usually start surfacing abt 15 minutes after the show airs
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if it's supposed to take place after the on-Island stuff, except none of them can remember the Island.
i said this upthread--i believe alternate timeline is what takes place after the finale, not as a direct result of the bomb being set off
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
we're basically seeing what happens when the show is over. but most likely i'm wrong.
if what we're seeing in the alt-timeline is smokey's work he seems a lot more inclined to make good stuff happen to people than jacob has ever been.
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
SO FAR he does. and only sort of...sayid's life isn't that good off island. is sun's? they could all deteriorate yet...we're only seeing the beginning.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
Haha most of these characters are not people who make good life decisions left to their own devices. Don't be blamin' Smokey, y'all.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
So the big surprise is IT'S A FLASH FORWARD just like that one season finale?
― mh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
i really don't think it'll be what happens after the island. how could charlie be alive if it's after the present timeline?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
or boone etc...whoever else has died.
Maybe if you died on the island it doesn't count
― mh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but locke being with helen etc...if it is after the island it would have to be "after" only in the sense that it's basically as if it was before and the island never happened
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
is there any chance jack is doing jacob style recruiting in the sideways? saves charlie's life, gives locke his card etc...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
jack has no idea what is going on!
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
yeah probably not...he still has his truck tho
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
i bet he has a bush cd in his truck
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
in the sideways timeline he listens to barenaked ladies
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
― abanana, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
The Sideways Timeline is going to be a comedy offshoot of Lost.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
Jack going on a booze tour of Napa with Paul Giamatti?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
really psyched for this week
― sleeve, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
/I wonder if it's supposed to take place after the on-Island stuff, except none of them can remember the Island. /i said this upthread--i believe alternate timeline is what takes place after the finale, not as a direct result of the bomb being set off --shite new answers (cutty)
i said this upthread--i believe alternate timeline is what takes place after the finale, not as a direct result of the bomb being set off --shite new answers (cutty)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i've been thinking the same thing
or maybe it's not what DOES happen after the island, it's what COULD happen after the island and the existence of this alternate reality will be revealed to everyone by either jacob or smokey and then they'll have to CHOOSE
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe it takes place after they die, if Juliet could see it in her death throes?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, March 9, 2010 4:26 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haven't they been dropping a ton of clues that Jack's the one person in the flash-sideways who knows what's up, or at least kind of entered that reality from somewhere else and is kind of out of wack?
― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
Alt-Claire pulled her baybee name from the LOST ether.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
there was that 'moment' between jack and frackles at the airport in the alterna timeline, wasn't there? like a look of deja vu or something?
― just1n3, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
deja fu
― Aerosol, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
also Jack looking confused/dazed in the plane and generally not acting like he did in the Season 1 version of the same scene, and him having to ask his mom when he got his appendix scar, etc.
― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
Also I think Locke kind of noticed something was up when Ben had his back dramatically posed to him before revealing himself, like maybe this was going to be a guy he's seen before.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
i really don't see how it could be after the finale...like as i said, why would so many things have reset to pre-plane crash if it was a later date. what would be the point in after the finale being so set up as before the finale? they'd have to go "oh btw this is after" and explanations would be really dumb (not that they are beyond this)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i dunno, i think it could work out that way somehow...all i know is that the flash-sidewayseses better be just the structure of the first handful of episodes like the time jumps last season, gonna be a fucking drag if they do these for the whole season and finally explain them in the finale when we all wanna hear about other/older mysteries.
― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah the flash sideways needs to go somewhere soon or I'm gonna flip.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Don't think they're gonna take it that far - we just passed the 1/3rd mark for the season, and it seems like they're more aggressively tying the flashes together (though I wonder, if it's going to be a Ben flash, how Sayid and Jin will be involved or if that will just be put on hold).
― Nhex, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Still waiting for the Arntz flash. poor guy gets no screen time.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://jezebel.com/5489153/lost-the-complete-clip-reel-of-claires-annoying-cries
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
lol. charlie, don't.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
At this moment, on a bus, this thread seems to be one if the best reasons for having bought an iPhone
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
I dig all these time-space freak-out theories so much
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
but will you be home in time for lost?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
Just got home!
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
Usually watch next day online but hooked up tv for oscars and now can watch liiive
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
Bunny-ear reception remarkably clear. Aw teacher Linus
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
Usually watch next day online but hooked up tv for oscars olympics and now can watch liiive
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Tuesday, March 9, 2010 8:02 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
this is where i'm at
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
I purposely didn't hook up for olympics bc I was pretty busy and knew I wld become addicted no joke. Yet still regret...
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
island ref!!!
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
shit just got real
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
real genius reunion
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
totally
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
jesus i forgot about all this commercials
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
Was just thinking same thing
And how creepy that lighthouse mirror scene was - creeped out even hearing Jack talk abt it
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
The whole time I was thinking "If Ben Linus buys it before either Jack or Kate (or both of them together) get brutally murdered, I'm going to break my television."
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
just wish he woulda killed that pointless chick.
for a moment in his flash forward i thought he killed principal 'no dick'
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
Though it may be obvious already, I dug the connection (also back to Michael's return and death) that none of the chosen can kill themselves once they've been touched by Jacob - the same way Locke had to be killed by Ben, his self-hanging would've inevitably failed.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
AFTER ALL THIS TIME ALL I KNOW IS THIS: in my ideal flash sideways world, Ana Lucia and Ilana become very VERY good friends.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
Random thoughts:The return to the season one musical montage felt really nice. I like that everyone returned to the beach like that.
Miles' oops or uh oh was pretty funny. And the comment about eight million dollars' worth of diamonds..finally Nikki & Paolo served a purpose.
The Jack/Richard scene was pretty intense-nice to see validation Rich did come from the Black Rock. Wish Jack wouldve demanded a few more answers but it is pretty common for this frstrating show.
Widmore's arrival might give Sun something to do again! That's exciting. Every episode my friends & I do the countdown to the "have you seen my husband" interjection.
Nice to see Alex again. I guess Rousseau works two jobs because the actress asked to be written off?
None of the candidates can kill them I assume? I wonder how that ties into all of Michael's suicide attempts?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)
Ahh Nhex didn't see your post about Michael. On the boat we saw Christian who seems to be bros with Smokey..but it was Friendly who told Michael the island wasn't done with him. We're going to need an official Lost bible to sort this all out after show ends.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
The whole "Jacob touch" rule is also kind of a convenient idea for why just about everybody who was on 815 from the start of the show is dead now.
It wasn't Tania Raymond (Alex) who wanted to get written off the show, it was the mother, Danielle (Mira Furlan) - it seems like Alex's death was written to complete Ben's arc that season.
Good pt. about Smokey/Michael though - it seems like Michael was working indirectly for the Jacob/Others faction. Both Christian and Libby popped up as ghosts on the freighter though, supporting what he did. Unless Smokey ALSO hated Widmore! This could be a development coming soon...
Don't think we'll get a consistent explanation for this, honestly. But I always loved that whole bit about Michael not being able to kill himself, and seeing that idea returning.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
I worded it poorly but I was implying that Mira Furlan's character "works two jobs" & thus we probably won't see her on screen (because she wanted off the show).
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
best episode of the season yet
yet another question i doubt they will answer: Why did they say Sayid had to take the pill by his own free will, when as a candidate he would not have been able to kill himself?
― abanana, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
But jack needed to give it to him
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
so glad that promo last week was fronting, Michael Emerson is the fucking man
― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
During the replay of last week's episode (with the little pop-ups that fill you in on what's what), there was another instance of the annotations telling the story that the episode forgot to tell. It said that Dogen did not kill Sayid during their fight because doing so would have caused his "scale," so to speak, to tip towards evil. Much like Sayid's, etc.. Wasn't because of the baseball as much as because the baseball reminded him of Jacob, good/evil, and so forth.
I think that herein lies the answer, re: Jack needing to give Sayid the pill (which he was told was medicine), who would take it willingly (as medicine). I think that this also sheds a lot of light on the ridiculous lengths to which the Others, or at least the higher-ups, have gone to get other people to do their dirty work for them. I think that this is a pretty silly explanation, but there it is. I think that's that.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
plenty of silly shit tonight ("it's this way... no, i'm pretty sure it's this way... NAY, IT IS THIS WAY") but def best ep so far why because good job Michael Emerson
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
so where the hell is Jin? holed up in Claire's tent with a bum leg I guess.
is Smokey taking them to Hydra Island cuz he knows Widmore is destroying the main one?
loved the whole Elba analogy
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
Is it because I've been watching seasons 1 thru 3 without commericals or are the new episodes shorter, the commericals longer?
― Jacob Sanders, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
it's funny how Alpert handily won my LOST character who you are most anxious to find out what the hell their deal is in season six poll and now just a few weeks later it feels like we pretty much know all we need to know about him and that's that what else now
― Krusty Burgerizer (some dude), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)
his story is so empty i thought he might actually get blown up tonight.
― abanana, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
when is someone going to do a mash up featuring claire yelling about her baby and michael yelling about walt?
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 07:05 (fifteen years ago)
really, really loved sideways Ben having to work with Arzt of all people to see his scheme through.
― Clay, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 07:59 (fifteen years ago)
Man, I loved this ep. But Ben's a great character, Emerson's a great actor, etc.
― helen said thizz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley sleep-talking "cheese curds..." is literally the low point of the entire series for me. I really can't believe they actually used that. Mostly great episode, though - the redemption of Ben was totally emotional!
Oh yeah, one more weird thing - why did Alex have a large confederate flag patch on the back of her backpack?
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
Interesting to have Substitute teacher Locke acting like Smokey--tempting Ben into ambition.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 6:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
in flash-sideways...
the south won the war
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously, though - is it just a clumsy reference to the "Civil War" over the island?
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
She had a bunch of other flags on there too. I guess it was to show that she likes history. But she should think twice about bringing that backpack to Yale.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
in the flash-sideways...
yale is the official university of the confederacy
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)
Richard fell in love with Jack last night as soon as Jack mentioned that Lighthouse. Maybe leadership issues=Richard's version of daddy issues.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
woulda liked a little more then a nod to his backstory when he entered the ship.
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
i liked that they played it so light -- i know there are people that would want like a whole episode of Black Rock flashbacks but i'm fine with them letting you connect the dots there and moving on
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
guessin the fact that he didn't die, and will likely be around for the rest of the season will provide ample opportunity to fill his backstory in a bit more
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
also jack is kinda going crazy?
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
nutso messiah jack is wayyyyy better than sobby in utero jack
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i'd agree with that
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
Richard has an episode coming up - surely the Black Rock is the ship we saw as Jacob cooked the fish on the beach at the end of s5.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
im sure episode 15 is the black rock
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
jack - wants answersrichard - wants answerssawyer - wants offmiles - wants off and cashkate - wants a boyfriendjin - wants sun safesun - wants jin safeben - wants power/redemptionhurley - wants to helpsayid - gave updesmond - out of officeclaire - wants babby formedpilot guy - wants offIllana - go away
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
glad to see Ilana has daddy issues too.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
Ilana - never go away
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
does jin know sun is back? I forgot.
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
this ep was def the best so far this season
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
sun is driving me crazy. you guys still like her?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
sun is the worst wife, why didnt she stay at the temple to find jin
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
because she would have gotten killed?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
it's hard to find your husband when you are dead
suns character has taken the worst turn in the last few seasons, shes totally uninteresting to me at this point and i kind of wince whenever she shows up on screen
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
i mean at least with kate ive always hated her, sun has transformed into a one note foil at this point
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
I thought no series regulars were supposed to be in that episode. Richard was upgraded to main cast this season.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
we'll see
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
did jack try to jump off a bridge at some point and fail? i don't exactly remember what happened there
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
wow I didnt hear that about episode 15. killer!
I still WANT to like Sun because she was a pretty good character for a while there - but this season has been ridiculous. I guess every season we need a WAAALLTTT/MOI BAAAYYYBEEEEE/"my husband?"
Hopefully, like I said upthread, Widmore's appearance will make Sun more interesting. She and Widmore were doing some plotting together to kill Ben, right? Didn't catch her reaction shot of seeing Ben yesterday, if there was one..
cutty: there was a car crash so he jumped down to help the people in the accident
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
Can someone help me unravel this? It's driving me nuts.
From here - http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2010/03/latest-from-tv-guide-magazine-march-9th.html#axzz0hiJ3OTDW
So will we ever learn why women couldn’t carry babies to term on the island? Isn’t that the whole reason Juliet was brought over by Dharma in the first place?—Jean B., via e-mail
Lindelof says the show is not going to specifically state why, however, “we feel like we’ve given you the empirical data so you can figure it out for yourself.” Hmm… a little more help please for the clueless? “Clearly Ethan was born on the island in 1977,” continues Lindelof. “That’s the last baby that we know of who was born on the island. And then something happened between 1977 and when our show takes place in 2004 (when Claire arrived eight months pregnant) where it’s been a long time since women have been able to have babies on the island. What might have happened between those two points that could have created fertility issues?”
Presumably women can't have babies on the island because Juliet set off the bomb in 1977. The bomb is "the incident" Candle keeps referring to. I'm cool with that.
So I guess the timelines split like this:
Timeline 1 -> Juliet sets off the bomb, some people die, some people leave the island, some people (including Ben) live and stay on the island and keep the Dharma initiative going? If that's the case, when in the timeline does grown-adult Ben kill his dad?
Timeline 2 -> Juliet never sets off the bomb (?) and everything happens the way we've seen it before. But then why can't woman have babies?
Or does Juliet always set off the bomb?
This detail has me seriously confused.
― smash your phonograph in half, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
Do we have any reason to believe there is a fertility issue in timeline B? the island is underwater. There's an "everyone living underwater" issue :)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
OK, cool, I get that -- but it still doesn't make Timeline 1 make sense to me. If Juliet blew up an atomic bomb on the island...young Ben & everyone else grew up safe & sound and just kept on living in Dharma land? And weren't the Dharma construction crews building the Swan hatch? So that never got completed? The whole time fuckery thing is proving difficult for me to unravel.
― smash your phonograph in half, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
Pretty sure Ben and his dad left the island on a submarine. They evacuated the island before the bomb blew up or didn't blow up.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
I suppose the last remaining explanation that would happen in the original timeline was drilling into the Swan station energy pocket / containing the energy. Alternatively, poison gas attack by Ben (very possible, explaining his guilt / obsession).
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
'Hurley sleep-talking "cheese curds..." is literally the low point of the entire series for me. '
You're gonna have to explain this dairy-hate.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
At this point in the series, yes we know Hurley is fat and likes to eat. I think I just mentally skipped over this joke, didn't even notice it. At least if you're going to do this kind of joke anymore, it should be something different... like throwing a Hot Pocket at someone.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
cheese curds are delicious though
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ Was going to post this, also being trapped on a desert-ass island for a long time I think I'd probably dream about food.
― helen said thizz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
I thought he said cheese carrots
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
deserted-ass. Then again, maybe Dharma drops cheese curds.
― helen said thizz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
yeah cheese carrots is what i heard
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
yet another example of british people thinking everyone is little miss muffet
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
Juliet was talking about food, too, when she was in death-delirium.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)
then they came back to the island and adult ben killed him? sorry, i swear i'm not trying to be thick, i just dont comprehend any of this.
― smash your phonograph in half, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
in the original timeline, there was an "incident" but we don't know what that incident was
you are assuming that the incident and juliet setting off the bomb are one and the same. i don't think they are.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I think we can assume that in the timeline where the bomb didn't go off, the people in the submarine came back once whatever caused the incident was contained
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
then again, maybe in the alternate timeline, the island was never evacuated in the first place. Kind of hard to figure out the exact point at which the timelines diverge.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, in the sideways timeline they don't return to the island, and seem to have a decent relationship. In the original timeline they return to the island and Ben murders him with gas.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
Kind of hard to figure out the exact point at which the timelines diverge.
It doesn't really make sense that the timelines would diverge anytime before Juliet is in the hole. Clearly Ben and his father were on the island and then they left. It seems fair to assume that they left around the time of the incident.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
Timeline has to diverge far back enough for Jack to raise a teenager..and for Locke's dad to not push him out the window (he wouldn't be invited to the wedding if he'd done that)..but I think locke's accident was only 5-10 years before the flight
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Sinking the island in '77 means Rousseau and crew are trapped on Catalina instead? Rousseau hops a ferry to LA for their excellent school districts?
Would it have been too on-the-nose to make Widmore the alt-Principal instead of Walter Peck?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if Alpert ever visited young Locke in the sideways timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
Sinking the island in '77
we don't know when the island sank
― dmr, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
Is there a continuity problem with a '77 sinking?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
In the sideways timeline, the writers are clearly presenting each character with some sort of conflict that their original selves would have handled differently. Ben would have sold Alex out, but this time he compromises to help her. Locke normally would continue questing, but instead has accepted domesticity and his limitations. Sayid normally would avenge his family, but instead chose the path of peace and acceptance, and only killed Keamy et al. in self-defense. Killing Keamy is the only thing he did that seems more like something Old Sayid would do, but I think it was inevitable at that point.
I would argue that Jack seems pretty well-adjusted, has an improving relationship with his kid, doesn't seem to be an alcoholic... he seems like he's in a good place.
I imagine next week will be a Sawyer episode and soon after that we'll have a Hurley episode that achieve similar ends. I imagine that soon we'll resolve whatever is going on with Jin and Sun.
But that phase of the sideways storyline should be ending after a few episodes, and honestly I can't for the life of me figure out what could possibly set them in motion after that for the remainder of the ten remaining episodes. There can't be ten more episodes about the characters compromising and thereby overcoming their flaws. So there is going to need to be some kind of huge plot point in the sideways timeline that shakes everyone out of their slumber.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
The issue is that we don't know that the bomb went off, and the underwater island doesn't look exploded.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
this is a wild goose chase - the sideways timeline isn't a 'what happens if the bomb doesn't go off' or 'what happens if the plane never crashes' but more like a 'what happens if Jacob never touched/influenced any of these people's lives'.
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
Ha, what if Jacob has a sideways flash too, and he is biblical Jacob just hanging out, grilling fish.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
the sideways timeline isn't a 'what happens if the bomb doesn't go off' or 'what happens if the plane never crashes' but more like a 'what happens if Jacob never touched/influenced any of these people's lives'.
In the sideways timeline there is an underwater island with barracks on it, so I am going to disagree with you here.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
I think this is otm, and based on how their lives turn out, a pretty big hint that maybe Jacob is the asshole in this whole feud.
BTW, I expect ep 15 will be mainly about early Jacob/mib and maybe a little bit the black rock.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
x-post, he never influenced their lives b/c the island was sunk, imo.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley still wins with Jacob's numbers though. Unless it's an entirely different set of numbers he wins with. What a lucky guy!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
The island was sunk after he had influenced some of their lives ... Locke, for instance. For you to be right, it would mean that it selectively altered the past to not involve Alpert scouting Locke but also still resulting in all of the Barracks folks winding up on the island, building a Barracks, branding a shark with a Dharma logo...
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
Also was very pleased to see Arntz rewarded with Linus' parking space as consolation for blowing up in Island continuity. Truly karma is an equitable mistress.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
The only one I can think of that jacob influenced pre-77 is Sawyer. Jacob didn't really get around to touching Locke till after he was paralyzed. I don't consider Alpert's actions here to be on behalf of Jacob, since it's strongly implied that they weren't.
But you're point still stands with respect to Sawyer, but I somehow I suspect that when we get to Sawyer's centric, in the alt he won't have finished that letter, therefore he won't have bitterly "held onto his emotions," or whatever it was his uncle said, and so he won't be the angry conman who landed on the island in the original reality. Because Jacob wasn't there to give him that pen.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't consider Alpert's actions here to be on behalf of Jacob, since it's strongly implied that they weren't.
How would Alpert have navigated off the island and to the home of young Locke without Jacob's guidance?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
In the sideways timeline there is an underwater island with barracks on it, so I am going to disagree with you here.not sure of the connection here - don't remember anything about Jacob specifically bringing Dharma to the island...
For you to be right, it would mean that it selectively altered the past to not involve Alpert scouting Locke
i think at this point we're beyond speaking in terms of what "the island" did or didn't do - all these things are the result of the works of Jacob and Smokey, this is the big picture the show has been building up to.
keep in mind the only reason Richard went out to scout Locke is because Locke - first, being manipulated by Christian/Smokey in the cabin, then again by Richard who told him he had to turn the wheel and die - who was being manipulated in turn by Smokey/Locke in 2007 - told Richard in the 50's that he would be their leader, which led to a very long chain of events leading to Locke being considered next in line, and getting close enough to Jacob to finally get someone to kill him. it's a long con. The point being that these are Smokey's machinations, not Jacob's.
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
You think Alpert needed Jacob to get off the island? Or his help once off island to find Locke? I don't have any reason to believe either of those things. Did Widmore need Jacob's help to get off the island and father Penny?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
x-post: exactly
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
not sure of the connection here - don't remember anything about Jacob specifically bringing Dharma to the island...
Flocke said that everyone on the island was brought there by Jacob, and there are Dharma names on the cave wall / lighthouse wheel.
i think at this point we're beyond speaking in terms of what "the island" did or didn't do
By "it" I meant the incident, not the island.
Ah, that's a good point. Locke told Richard that Locke was the leader. We don't know that Jacob had anything to do with it.
But it's still possible that all that stuff happened pre-'77 in the alt-timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
There's a big difference between being forcibly removed from the island and later having a kid (who was not a candidate, just an off-island lady) vs. leaving the island and finding the child version of a random guy you met for 5 minutes in the '50s. Jacob has a lighthouse that directs him to his candidates, and Alpert works directly for Jacob. And Locke was always one of Jacob's candidates, Smokey's interference or not.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
Alpert kept tabs on Locke because future Locke told Alpert when and where he would be born and to go check it out. Alpert would later leave the island and recruit Juliet at Ben's behest. Also Widmore apparently routinely left the island. What these three things have in common is that there is no apparent reason to think the others needed Jacob's help to leave the island. That was my only point in bringing up Widmore.
There is no indication that Alpert was keeping tabs on Locke at Jacob's behest, and in fact, it is implied that it wasn't because of anything Jacob wanted at the time at all.
Jacob may in fact have told Alpert to go to the mainland and visit Locke. I don't know whether he did or didn't. But the show has not given me any reason to think that he did. And, on the contrary, it has given me some hints that he did not.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
yeah the Dharma sub came and went every two weeks and I don't think they got permission.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
I guess as far as Locke is concerned, it depends on whether there is a difference between having your name on the lighthouse wheel and having your name on the cave wall.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
I think the cave really belongs to Smokey in spite of the "Jacob's Ladder" joke - all we know about it is what Flocke has said and I think at this point he has lied about at least some things? Anyone remember? That might be an important point. Has he lied? Has Jacob?
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
He's all, "Hey Ben come with us you can be leader of the island again" pretty lie-tastic.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
Also, as far as the Dharma sub is concerned: when Widmore was coming in going, the Others had possession of the submarine because they'd seized the island from the Dharmas. When Alpert went to see young Locke, they didn't have the sub. In fact, it's quite possible that the Dharma submarine hadn't even arrived at the island at that point. So Alpert clearly left the island in some other way, and almost definitely not via the donkey wheel which seems like a worst-case scenario thing.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
I thought everyone staying on the island was going to die once smokey's group left? Who knows.
Alpert was looking kind of sentimentally at the manacles in the hold of the Black Rock. I wonder if he was the prisoner or the imprisoner?
― mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
good point about the timing (xp)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, pretending to be Locke is a pretty big lie.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
So what's up with Christian, I wonder.
They still haven't recovered his body in the sideways timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
It is a good point about the timing with the dharma sub, but it doesn't change my opinion of the larger points: (1) that the alt is showing the result of their lives without jacob's interference (or at least without Jacob's interference after '77 or whenever it is the island is to have sunk), and (2) that there's not a strong reason to believe that Alpert was watching Locke at Jacob's request. But we'll just have to see how the show resolves some of this stuff.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
I think they did recover his body in the alt, they just didn't show it. Jack's mother said David was upset at the funeral, indicating that there WAS a funeral, indicating that they had gotten the body? That was my thought process anyway, which made the whole missing body thing a let down, imo.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
I think that's an insight into the show's writing though, lol. They wanted Jack and Locke to meet in the alt, so they create the mysteries of the missing corpse and knives so that they can meet in the baggage claim area. A few weeks later, that whole mystery turns out to be completely unimportant (they both got there stuff back a couple of days later), and for that matter I can't even remember if that conversation between Jack and Locke mattered at all either.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
In the sideways timeline, the writers are clearly presenting each character with some sort of conflict that their original selves would have handled differently. Ben would have sold Alex out, but this time he compromises to help her. Locke normally would continue questing, but instead has accepted domesticity and his limitations. Sayid normally would avenge his family, but instead chose the path of peace and acceptance, and only killed Keamy et al. in self-defense. Killing Keamy is the only thing he did that seems more like something Old Sayid would do, but I think it was inevitable at that point.I would argue that Jack seems pretty well-adjusted, has an improving relationship with his kid, doesn't seem to be an alcoholic... he seems like he's in a good place.
I think Jack was still an alcoholic in this timeline (probably still inherited from Dad) but recovered - there was a scene where his mother offers him a drink in the middle of the day, and he refuses, to which she says "Good for you" earnestly - another problem he turned around.
TBH I'm crossing my fingers that the sideways universe DOESN'T suddenly go wrong and it turns out that indeed without Jacob's influence these guys would have made the right decisions. If they do go the route where the island's influence and induced tragedies were in fact for the "greater good" of the world I'll probably be a little disappointed. (That said, I thought the Jack/Richard scenes in this ep were great, classic Lost.)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I'm not sure why the hostility towards the sideflashes, when flashes of some sort have always been a device of the show to explain/illuminate parallel Island action.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
― mh, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:07 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
MIB's line to Richard ("it's good to see you out of those chains") a few episodes ago seems to give a pretty strong indication toward the former.
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
moms don't typically offer recovering alcoholics drinks tbh. maybe he was just a drinker.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah, true.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
i have hostility towards the sideflashes because theres plenty of stuff to resolve without throwing another wtf is going on with this into the mix, esp when it so far has been totally boring
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Mega Multi x-post...
I just thought it was such a lazy joke; insulting to the character; all around bad writing (only characters in movies wake up like that, and always as sloppy segues for new scenes; think cartoon security guards dozing as robbers tiptoe past or something like that).
I always CRINGE when critics of the show say stuff like "I gave up with the whole polar bear thing - and how is that one guy still so fat?!?! HAHAHAZzzzz," since in reality they've addressed the issue and actually made Hurley's weight a part of his character (pretty sophisticated discussions and plotting around his shame and guilt) rather than his ENTIRE character (LOL Fatty dreams of cheese curds!).
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
Would it make you more or less appeased if "cheese curds" turned out to be a vital clue to the nature of the island?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
am I taking crazy pills hers
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
HERE
HURLEY SAID CHEESE CARROTS
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9772/screenshot20100310at103.png
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
Ha, maybe in alt-universe, he said cheese carrots.
That's an excellent drawing!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
he definitely said cheese carrots!
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
The only side flashes I didn't enjoy were the Sayid ones (lol, I even enjoyed the Kate ones on some level). But I can totally understand the hostility to them. Because a lot of people understandably can't fathom how they're relevant or why they should care about them. I don't know whether they'll end up mattering or not, but I'm enjoying them more than I thought I would've before the season began.
lotta x-posts,
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
100% cheese carrots
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
LOST deserves a special Emmy if it turned out they broadcast different "curds/carrots" versions in different markets.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
In "Lighthouse" they talk about the funeral in the past-tense, but also Jack's mom asks for a status report on the missing coffin. I think they had the funeral without the body.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
didn't draw that btw
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
Guess I missed that then.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
I was hoping hulu could settle the Great Cheese Debate, but it's just mucked it up even more:
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2640/cheeses.gif
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
surely this vital piece of information has a page dedicated to it on lostpedia
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
The folks on alt.tv.lost heard both, but also someone thought he said "cheese curls"
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
I definitely heard "carrots"
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
that dude never ate a carrot in his life,yo
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
xp Me too.
― Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
WTF ARE CHEESE CARROTS?
THIS IS MAKING ME SO MAD RIGHT NOW
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
THIS SHOULD SETTLE THE DEBATE:
CHEESE CURDS ARE AN ACTUAL THINGCHEESE CARROTS ARE NOT
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
pasteles are tamales sorta. NOT CARROT guyz
― rahni, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
I just listened to it again and it is definitely not "cheese curls".
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://hostedmedia.reimanpub.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/exps16108_CW10200C36A.jpg
they exist!
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha ok curds is fine, I even asked my wife "did he just say "cheese carrots?"
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
PS I am willing to forgive Brits for thinking he said "cheese carrots" because "cheese carrots" are probably an actual food item in the "UK" (like some kind of disgusting candy I'm guessing)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
When I listened to it just now I will admit that it sounded like "carrots" initially, but "curds" was also plausible.
I didn't even hear that line last night.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
Use your IMAGINATION, Nick.
It's like icing carrots:http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/02/16/ry0401_carrotcake_lg.jpg
― Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
I am not a Brit and thus unforgivable xxp
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
Don't remember the line from last night, but maybe it was "cheese, carrots,..."
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
I just assumed is was like diced carrots covered in cheddar like some dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine shit
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
I just listened to it again (11min,52sec) and he's doing some weird Tuvan throat thing where there's definitely a "smokey" presence saying carrots in addition to the regularly voiced curds.
Jacob is a curd man, apparently.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
Thought this was the best sideways flash yet, mostly because Dr Linus was lol and him and Arszt buddying up was totally lol.
Not much actually happened in this one but it was still enjoyable if only because Michael Emerson is so great. Still, for the last few minutes I was totally expecting him to get shot because he'd just gone through his whole redemption - either by Ilana or the sub crosshair. Still, good to see the sub CGI is still reliably shit.
Liked existential crisis Richard as well. I hope we do get an episode that explains the Black Rock at the very least (ie what it's doing in the middle of the island).
The Sawyer episode should give us the biggest clue as to when the timelines divided - it sort of hinges over whether Locke's dad is an arsehole conman or not, because Sawyer's parents were already dead by the time the bomb went off. Or at least I think they were, if someone could clear that up it'd be good.
I hope this series ends with Miles sitting on a big pile of diamonds being sarcastic all day.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
Also I hope the Widmore ending paves the way for DESMOND to return to the island. There's been nowhere near enough Desmond in this series.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond is in the cast for the season, so it's fair to say that we'll see more of him.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
I think Desmond and Jin have been the only characters on this show that while waiting to reunite with a loved one weren't totally annoying about it.
Also Sawyers parents def died before the incident. He talked about it during his "What's Done is Done" speech in seas 5 finale.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
I hope we do get an episode that explains the Black Rock at the very least (ie what it's doing in the middle of the island).
I'd guess the island got moved via donkey wheel once and wound up right under a ship.
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
but we saw the ship sailing towards the island
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
i'd give alex a recommendation
heyo
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone else find the sub scene to be reminiscent of desmond's drunken return to the island at the end of season two? it's probably just my imagination, but i'm still holding out hope for the return of des...
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
― Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Wednesday, March 10, 2010 5:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
this is what i was thinking, too
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
also i only heard cheese curds
Recorded this on VHS, last night. Just checked. Closed captioning says it's "cheese curds." There you go.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
THANK YOU
― rahni, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
yeah like i'm going to listen to someone who has a VHS
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
you're all wrong
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
Clearly it's Chez Kurtz, his favorite Cambodian restaurant.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
kurtz=locke, baout to take ppl up the river, buncha skulls on sticks
― rahni, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
lol...you are v right.
amazed at people thinking the sideways is actually like a great fucking life or some shit. didn't anyone else reckon locke in the sideways was v v similar to evil smokey locke in the normal timeline in tonight's ep? eg you should be principal, go for it dude, you can be the boss. was on the exact same satan tempting people tip as flocke....
i don't believe for a second jacob is going to be the bad guy either, smokey has just murdered a load of people ffs.
it's all set up now for jack as jacob....he believes.
no idea how widmore is going to fit in mind you.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't anyone else reckon locke in the sideways was v v similar to evil smokey locke in the normal timeline in tonight's ep? eg you should be principal, go for it dude, you can be the boss. was on the exact same satan tempting people tip as flocke....
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:32 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
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― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
ahhh nice point - and that temptation's denied twice.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
The idea isn't they all live these idyllic fantasy lives - the characters at their core are still essentially the same, Locke will still be the "Don't tell me what I can't do!" guy, just in the new timeline they're all seem at least a little more evolved or fortunate in their life choices. Didn't see that bit as out of character for him at all - seems clear without the influence of Helen he would be doing more stuff like that. He's been leading people by the nose since Season 1.
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
Great episode. I actually didn't know whether Dr Linus was going to sell out Alex again in the alt. Good to see Nikki & Paolo get a mention too.My only complaint was that Ben is such a great liar - there's no way he would have fumbled that bit about "oh of course yes the Smoke monster killed Jacob, yes, just like i said". I guess it could indicate how screwed up he is by the whole thing.
How come Miles asked what the smoke monster was after the Smokey temple bust? Didn't he encounter it at the barracks when Ben summoned him to get Keamy et al? I honestly can't remember.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 11 March 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
no idea. you figure everyone has encountered most of the island's quirks by now but then again it takes a temple full of people getting slaughtered for them to really care enough to ask any questions... and not that it's that important i guess but just how did miles know about the buried diamonds?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
the bodies told him
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
thought so. did he do psych moves with all the bodies in the graveyard for some reason?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
Good to see Nikki & Paolo get a mention too
lol not it's not. why is that good
― dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
Nikki and Paolo were paralyzed so their last thoughts were probably "WTF we are being buried alive and covered in diamonds" & Miles can read the last thoughts of the deceased..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
Doh. Too slow. I figure if I were Miles I would read the dead minds of all available to me!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
xp because I have to believe that the Nikki & Paolo "storyline" was FOR A REASON! And will be key to everything!
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
Sometime in season four the writers figured out how to end the show, but needed a way to get $8 million onto the island, so they wrote in Nikki & Paolo. LOST
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
not sure where this is from but
Facts:Ethan Goodspeed is an OBGYN in LA, having not grown up on the Island.Ben Linus lives with his old, sick father, Roger. Roger mentions DHARMA and the fact that they went to the Island and subsequently left.Alex and Danielle live in LA, not on the Island.In 2004 the Island is underwater and has vestiges of DHARMA on it, indicating a DHARMA presence before the sinking.Speculation:I propose that the first five seasons of LOST are in fact the “Alt” as in an altered timeline. The Flashsideways that we have been seeing depict the original, unaltered timeline.How would that work?Ben didn’t grow up on the Island, he and Roger left for some reason. What if they were evacuated? But not due to Jack and company trying to blow up Jughead, but because of the drilling at the Orchid setting off the Swan. The difference is because Ben was evacuated, he doesn’t grow up to turn the donkey wheel. Without the donkey wheel turning there were no time travelers. No time travelers means no Jughead.Ergo, the Flashsideways depict the original, unaltered timeline and what we have been watching for five years has been the result of the time traveling in Season 5.Back to Ben being evacuated. If he was evacuated then it stands to reason that Chang and Co. figured out Radzinski’s drilling was mucking everything up on their own. Why not? It’s not as if they had Sayid the Hostile and LaFleur and Juliet the Traitors-in-Their-Midst to worry about. So if they figured it out on their own they probably ordered the evacuation, but couldn’t stop the Swan from exploding because they didn’t have Jughead.Maybe that’s why the Island sunk, because of the chain reaction set off by drilling at the Orchid.So since the Island sank in 1977, then it wasn’t there for Danielle and her crew to wash up on, thus they made it back to civilization and Alex lives a normal life.Conclusion:The Flashsideways are not depicting an alternate timeline where Jughead was detonated, it is in fact depicting the original timeline where none of the time traveling and Incident stuff in Season 5 took place and the Island sank as a result of the DHARMA Initiative drilling at the Orchid.For some as-yet-unknown reason, Jacob and/or the Man in Black decide on a do over, (perhaps Jacob in his capacity as the Guardian of the Island) and cause the time traveling, which in a chicken-or-the-egg scenario cause the real Alternate time line, ours, to come about.We’re the Alt.
Ethan Goodspeed is an OBGYN in LA, having not grown up on the Island.Ben Linus lives with his old, sick father, Roger. Roger mentions DHARMA and the fact that they went to the Island and subsequently left.Alex and Danielle live in LA, not on the Island.In 2004 the Island is underwater and has vestiges of DHARMA on it, indicating a DHARMA presence before the sinking.Speculation:
I propose that the first five seasons of LOST are in fact the “Alt” as in an altered timeline. The Flashsideways that we have been seeing depict the original, unaltered timeline.
How would that work?
Ben didn’t grow up on the Island, he and Roger left for some reason. What if they were evacuated? But not due to Jack and company trying to blow up Jughead, but because of the drilling at the Orchid setting off the Swan. The difference is because Ben was evacuated, he doesn’t grow up to turn the donkey wheel. Without the donkey wheel turning there were no time travelers. No time travelers means no Jughead.
Ergo, the Flashsideways depict the original, unaltered timeline and what we have been watching for five years has been the result of the time traveling in Season 5.
Back to Ben being evacuated. If he was evacuated then it stands to reason that Chang and Co. figured out Radzinski’s drilling was mucking everything up on their own. Why not? It’s not as if they had Sayid the Hostile and LaFleur and Juliet the Traitors-in-Their-Midst to worry about. So if they figured it out on their own they probably ordered the evacuation, but couldn’t stop the Swan from exploding because they didn’t have Jughead.
Maybe that’s why the Island sunk, because of the chain reaction set off by drilling at the Orchid.
So since the Island sank in 1977, then it wasn’t there for Danielle and her crew to wash up on, thus they made it back to civilization and Alex lives a normal life.
Conclusion:
The Flashsideways are not depicting an alternate timeline where Jughead was detonated, it is in fact depicting the original timeline where none of the time traveling and Incident stuff in Season 5 took place and the Island sank as a result of the DHARMA Initiative drilling at the Orchid.
For some as-yet-unknown reason, Jacob and/or the Man in Black decide on a do over, (perhaps Jacob in his capacity as the Guardian of the Island) and cause the time traveling, which in a chicken-or-the-egg scenario cause the real Alternate time line, ours, to come about.
We’re the Alt.
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
alt bros
― dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
interesting, but the leaky Jughead would have been on the island before 1977, with no Daniel to tell them how to make it safe.
― sleeve, Thursday, 11 March 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
AAAAAAALT!
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 11 March 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
that doesn't explain how they started the flight crash timeline from the sideways world.
― abanana, Thursday, 11 March 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)
I can't figure out why Dr. Linus didn't just make a letter of recommendation for Alex one of his conditions for not releasing the e-mails.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
now that she has the letter, he can once again blackmail the head teacher
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
ne way, so the oceanic six have eternal life now? whuuut
at least as long as they're candidates.
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it's the Oceanic Six. There are six candidates, they don't necessarily correspond to the O6. Also I doubt it's eternal, they live until they fulfil their purpose, Michael-style.
Ilana said there were six remaining candidates - Jack and Hurley obviously, Sawyer probably, Kate possibly, either Jin or Sun or both, and Ilana said Lapidus was a candidate right at the end of last season. I suppose Aaron might be one as well.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
Also my guess is that Widmore has Desmond tied up in that sub.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
apart from lapidus, that is the O6 isn't it?
sawyer, kate, jack, hurley, jin/sun/their kid, aaron?
though maybe alpert too?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid was in the O6, Sawyer wasn't
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.lisapaitzspindler.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/final_five_bsgrdm.jpg
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
Also I doubt it's eternal, they live until they fulfil their purpose, Michael-style.
Maybe Michael didn't die, he could still wash up somewhere. Jin did.
― JimD, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
is this the "alt" timeline [via bttf2]
is the island "relevant"
― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
I imagine Sayid has probably blown candidate status by now?
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
haaaa
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
There was at least one other name--Hanson, I think--on the wheel that wasn't crossed off. Mmmmbop.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
Er, really?
― JimD, Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
Seems doubtful that Mikhail's list is the same as the list we're talking about now.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)
Also are you sure it wasn't Hanso on the list?
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
Or alternatively, that the list was something they changed their minds about several times, like the sickness. The same way it looks like they're not pursuing the fertility thing because, well, it's boring and no one cares.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't Dr. Hathaway (or whatever the Principal's name was) say something to the effect that she was toast or something? I got the impression he was going to do a little more to fuck up her trying to get into college than just not write a letter.
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)
Surely mikhail was just lying
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
x-post Yeah, but what leverage did the principal have? Ben could've said, "You mess with Alex, I release the e-mails."
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Well, it was something like she needed a recommendation from a Yale (or wherever it was) grad, and if he became a disgraced Yale grad then that'd make the recommendation worthless whether he went ahead and gave it or not, which is why Ben had to back down.
― JimD, Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
that seemed like such a dumb negotiation imo -- "i'll write her a letter that MAY get her into the college she MAY not be able to afford anyway unless she gets a full ride scholarship, if you don't do something that would DEFINITELY ruin my career (and possibly tarnish my credibility to the point that Yale wouldn't listen to me anyway"
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
Don't think that sort of thing would really ruin his career, just his job at the school. And after he was out of the school he could have gone after Alex's life chances with a hatchet if he wanted to.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
eh i still think it was a lame and poorly set up trump card for him to be able to play
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
i think the end result for ben is more important plot-wise than picking holes in blackmail schemes
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
Yes, if we were meant to find out that alt-timeline Ben is kind of slow.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
So yeah, there's no one running round on their own now, right? It's all set up between Good Guys (on the beach) and Bad Guys (on the other island). And I suppose Widmore to get in the way for a bit before any big fite takes place.
Also why are the Smokey dudes going to the Hydra and not to the frozen donkey wheel like any sensible island-abandoners would?
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
Jin is still on his own, though presumably he'll join the good side with Sun or get stuck with the baddies unwillingly when Claire comes back for him.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
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you can handwave 99% of what happens on Lost in the name of 'the end result' but imo there's nothing wrong with having opinions about how well they do at getting from A to B without making you shake your head
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
So yeah, there's no one running round on their own now, right?
I figure there will still be a lot of switching sides, though. Kinda like at the end of season 4 when people kept running back and forth btw jack and locke and the helicopter
they'll keep you hanging on which side of the good/bad scale kate and sawyer are on
― dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
if you tried to diagram who's on whose 'team' or who's grouped up at any given time on the show it would be incredibly, incredibly convoluted and involved
― some dude, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
i haven't read most of the posts on this episode but just wanted to say i nearly choked on my dinner when I read "Directed by Mario Van Peebles" during the opening credits. wtf i didn't even know he was directing an episode.
― Roz, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Wish it was Melvin.
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
without making you shake your head
isn't ~smh~ a given with lost?!
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
i thought we agreed to succumb to the insanity and just enjoy the ride
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
not nitpick blackmail schemes in an alternate, or non-alternate reality
Rose and Bernard are still somewhere. I wonder if they timeflashed to 2007 and their shack didn't..they may have to go live in the caves..errr though I guess hurley & jack wouldve seen them.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Oh man, rose and bernard! And vincent!
― JimD, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
kill them all
― gfunkboy (history mayne), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
Really looking forward to a Vincent episode.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
Without Jacob interfering with their lives, alt-timeline Vincent is actually rabid. The series ends when he bites each character one by one and kills them.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
i had a hard time concentrating on anything else after this tbh. probably need to rewatch the whole thing.
re the uncredited quote upthread; Ergo, the Flashsideways depict the original, unaltered timeline and what we have been watching for five years has been the result of the time traveling in Season 5. this has been clear to everyone for some time now i would suppose. i'm not sure what laws of physics say when it comes to alternate universes, but i'm pretty certain a concept of what comes "first" would just be to complicate things at this point.
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
looks like everyone should have taken that vaccine after all (xpost)
― dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
smokey will prob lock them all in the bear cages at the hydra.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
Ergo, the Flashsideways depict the original, unaltered timeline and what we have been watching for five years has been the result of the time traveling in Season 5. this has been clear to everyone for some time now i would suppose.
Not clear at all to me. The time traveling in SSN 5 was done by people from the timeline we've been watching for 5 years, not by people in the sideways timeline.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
richard's warning to hurley, "whatever jacob said, don't listen," reminded me strongly of sayid warning hurley in the season 5 premiere, "whatever ben linus tells you to do, just do the opposite." people like giving hurley orders, it seems.
also, i like how flocke literally freed ben from his chains. all about the liberating, that guy.
my belief re: the alt timeline is that it is neither a hypothetical imagination world, nor the show's ultimate endgame. i don't believe in the former because of jacob's conversation with his nemesis in s5 finale, when jacob declared that all the show's events constitute a single, linear string of events. and i don't believe in the latter explanation - and i admit this amounts to little more than gut feeling - because that just seems like an uncharacteristically weak ace in the hole for the show, esp. since they've done that trick before.
either way, right now i'm less concerned with the how and why of the alt world, than i am with jacob and what his deal is.
thus far, has jacob's death actually stopped him from doing anything he would have wanted to do while alive? he can still communicate to the living and give orders, which has always been his style anyway. sure, jacob's death has shaken the confidence of his people and enabled flocke to do... whatever, but it's very possible that these have all been factors in omnipotent jacob's plans all along. seems jacob didn't particularly care whether he lived, only whether ben would succumb to temptation.
― phantompenguin, Friday, 12 March 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
richard's warning to hurley, "whatever jacob said, don't listen," reminded me strongly of sayid warning hurley in the season 5 premiere, "whatever ben linus tells you to do, just do the opposite."
This reminded me strongly of Father Ted warning Mrs Doyle about the sarcastic priest: "just do the OPPOSITE of what he says"
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 12 March 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
This season is still feeling way too fragmented and gimmicky, even more than previous seasons. I think the main problem is that we've never fully known the big picture so we can't root for the characters making the right decisions or have any idea what they're up against, or what they should do. The whole show has always been about QUESTIONS and MYSTERY to the extent that we STILL don't know what's going on.
Season 1 & 2 - things seemed pretty simple and they goal was to get rescued/fight against the Others. No-one (except Locke) had any motivation to stay. Seasons 3, 4, 5 - everything got shook up, we knew there was mysterious shit on the island but still most people wanted off, or the freighter team wanted to do whatever their individual mission was. They laid out the basic outline of the 'big battle' (Widmore & Ben) and the question of whether Jack or Locke was right in what they believed.Now we still don't really know what the deal is, and it seems like they need to put their cards on the table so we know a bit about what they are actually up against, how they can potentially win, what they even want. We've seen so many individual small stories and challenges but we have no idea about what's coming up other than 'big showdown' - seems like we can't get behind any sort of epic long-term action strategy if we don't know the full story.
I hope we'll get a bit more insight into the explosion and whether or not Faraday's theory was correct.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 12 March 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
^^Yeah that's how I've been feelin, too. I've just sort of tossed my hands up and am along for the ride at this point, just not getting that big cliffhanger feeling anymore. It's gone from everything being kinda scary and claustrophobic and unknown to, like, a big mess, still not a whole lot known, just lots more unanswered baggage tied on. When everyone went running off into the jungle like chickens with their heads cut off in earlier seasons there was some amount of tension, whereas now the show seems to be in a perpetual state of everyone running around like chickens with their heads cut off and I'm just watching and wondering who is going to die, and then oh they're not dead, or hey they're dead but communicate from the other side, and the consequences of any of it are in such a confused state.
Crossing my fingers that now that Ben's kinda part of a team again that he could become awesome once more. Getting impatient waiting for the fanfic flash-sideways stuff to actually connect in some meaningful way with the main arc but I'm sure that's going to happen eventually here. We have some episodes left, so we'll see I suppose.
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
That was a pretty mopey post but for the record I'm still enjoying the show in spite of it all. Watching the show's largest and smallest characters run across the beach for a big hug really got me.
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
i hate that the writers are still doing this:
"let's go to ________""why?""do you have a better idea?"
― abanana, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)
________ being barracks or beach usually
it's like they're in a bad computer adventure game and are looking for the next cutscene.
― abanana, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.tremnet.com.br/restrito/Img_Pub/pitfall(2).gif
― scott seward, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
wow, pitfall pillow, i want.
http://blog.craftzine.com/tv.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
That was a good episode mainly because Ben's such a great character that I don't think it's possible to do a bad Ben centric (though Ilana doing her Ana Lucia impression was giving me some early doubts), but remember when Ben was this master manipulator who always had a plan? Now he's just this twerpy dude meakly helping Sun build a shelter. I wish it wasn't so.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
i would just like to thank all of you with the long elaborate wild-ass theories, because it makes this thread a treat. i've watched every episode of this show and i'm totally clueless. but its nice to read about it anyway. and of course its comforting to know that lots of other people still watch and have no real idea of what the hell is going on. if they DO actually start dropping big bombs of info and all becomes clear it will be one big group..........i was gonna write orgasm, but that might be taking things too far. or maybe not. BUT they do have the power to do that. the people who make this show. here's hoping.
― scott seward, Friday, 12 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
they really need to, because it would be super-nice to start giving a fuck what happens
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
so why did hurley say "jeez curts"?
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
KURTZ
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)
i also want that pitfall pillow
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Friday, 12 March 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)
if ur gonna crib off books why not heart of darkness
― rahni, Friday, 12 March 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
The thing that really bugs me is that the show acts like the candidates are being presented with some sort of moral choice, but they/we have no idea what that choice is. How are we supposed to be invested in what they do if we don't even know what they're supposed to do, or what the stakes are? Why would they side with Jacob when he's never even introduced himself to any of them except Hurley? (He never introduced himself to the others, just touched 'em and gave 'em some advice.) As far as they know, Jacob is a spooky guy who sometimes lives in a creepy little house. And we're almost halfway through the last season!
Also, I have been turning around the idea that Christian represents yet another force on the island, and I can't figure out what that might be. And then there's the bloody little boy.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 12 March 2010 08:20 (fifteen years ago)
kinda hate how nobody knows which Kwon is the candidate - transparently the only reason for keeping both Jin and Sun around.
Jack's shit-eating grin when the dynamite fizzled out almost made me like him again good job.
agree that the blackmail attempt on Ben was quite weak but also alt Ben is weak enough for it to have held, in a 'ok i'm in over my head you win' way.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)
Ben and Richard both being ridiculously emo and disillusioned now is kinda funny. Compared to Richard, Ben seems to be holding it together reasonably well seeing as he's killed about 200 people for no reason.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
Also new I Am Invincible Jack could be fun when he decides to go in and find Kate/Claire/Jin with all guns blazing.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
new podcast -- my summary here
― abanana, Friday, 12 March 2010 09:58 (fifteen years ago)
Some other interesting stuff from a previously quoted TV Guide Q&A (including this one that we argued about upthread):
If Jacob died in the fire, then can we trust the “person” appearing to Hurley? Couldn’t it be the Man in Black taking another form? — Jeremy, via e-mail
Nope, says Garcia. “Hurley is the only one who can see Jacob, so I’m pretty confidant that is indeed Jacob,” he says. Confirms Cuse, “You can trust that's a reliable representation of Jacob.”
Why is the Man in Black now “stuck” in Locke’s body as Ilana mentioned? —Rob M., San Diego, Ca.
Per Lindelof, “There are all these rules that govern the way the island works, and one of them is that when Jacob died, whatever form the Monster was in at that time he cannot change anymore.”
So why is baby Aaron so special?—Jennifer, via e-mail
“There’s a running theme with special children on our show – like Aaron and Walt,” notes Yunjin Kim. But more than being concerned if Aaron can “shoot lasers out of his eyes,” Cuse says fans should focus on how his existence is effecting characters on the island, specifically Kate, who “stated that her mission was to go back to the island and find Claire and bring her back to the outside world so she could be the mother to her own child.”
― President Keyes, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)
I was surprised/shocked Kate’s name was crossed out in the cave but then her name popped up on the dial in the lighthouse. What’s up with that?— Lyly Ford, France
The real question, says Lindelof, is: “What is the relationship between the lighthouse and the cave? There are several possibilities.”
Wondering now if Smokey also has Candidates (the same set as Jacob) to replace himself and he crosses them off for his own reasons. Perhaps he's already decided that Kate is worthless, while Jacob still had some faith in her.
― President Keyes, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
But more than being concerned if Aaron can “shoot lasers out of his eyes,” Cuse says fans should focus on how his existence is effecting characters on the island
lol at cuse being all "hello, we're trying to do a serious tv show here"
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 March 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
Having an existence that affects characters on the Island does not really equate to being special. It affects to being, well, a character with a plot function to play.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
even "character" is a bit strong so far... aaron might as well be jughead, or the hatch...
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
definitely would've made the birthing episode more interesting
― some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
The whole of S3 would have been spent with Desmond desperately trying to stop Charlie from rocking the hydrogen bomb to sleep.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
From Jorge Garcia and his wife's podcast/blog thing:
Just to clear up the online discussion...the line was "cheese curds", not "cheese carrots" when Hurley wakes up.
It's a Wisconsin thing, and oddly enough during our podcast for episode #610 that we recorded while in Wisconsin for Xmas, we mention cheese curds quite a bit.
One of the writers of the epi, Adam Horowitz, went to UW-Madison so I guess he was just reminiscing about the fantastic wonders that are cheese curds.
I miss Wisconsin,
Sidekick22
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
CURDS CURDS CURDS CURDS CURDS
sup cheese curds
― Brakhage, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
I have trouble accepting I Am Invincible Jack's faith in his destiny when I get the feeling that he'd be fine with being blown to kingdom come.
― Brakhage, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
this was like the scene in S2 when the alarm was going off and he was all like "whassup john u gonna open that door and let me pull sayid offa this henry cat or we gonna find out what happens when the count hits zero hmmm?"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
yeah exactly. now jacke is man-of-faith.
― gfunkboy (history mayne), Friday, 12 March 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Exactly. Obv I'm still enjoying the ride, but would be nice to maybe have the writers realise this.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, this is the downside to creating drama by not having Jacob explain anything to anyone ever. You wonder what the point is of doing what he tells you to do or somehow represents.
Really at this point the O6 should suspect Hurley of being Jacob (hey, if Locke is MIB ...)
― Brakhage, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
well hurley doesn't really have an agenda of his own so why not
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
President-for-Life Hurley, Founder of the Republic of Curdistan
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://foodguymontreal.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/poutine.jpg
― sofatruck, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
In the D&C podcast they hinted that Kate's name being crossed out in the cave but not on the Lighthouse wheel was perhaps a bit of disinformation Jacob was putting out for Smokey to find.
― President Keyes, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
this is bullshit
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
i initially thought "this is stupid", but soon i lolled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQYd1Ygf0E
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 14 March 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
just watched last week's ep again...did fake locke somehow magically make ben's chain unlock itself?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 14 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
He's made of smoke, dude.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 14 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
They call him smokey...smoke-key, geddit?
― nickn, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
I was watching The Cutting Edge today (shut up) and noticed that Terry O'Quinn plays the dad! And his daughter's name is Kate! And she says "Nobody tells me what I can't do!"
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
did fake locke somehow magically make ben's chain unlock itself?
another scene taken from the stand (where it was a jail door)
― abanana, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
He's also in Young Guns... I noticed recently.
― sofatruck, Sunday, 14 March 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
― sofatruck, Sunday, 14 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
King copped it from whoever invented the phrase "Open Sesame!"
― President Keyes, Monday, 15 March 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
locke was also in an old x-files
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
Had a decent recurring role if I recall correctly--didn't he get blown up at the beginning of the movie?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/x-files/images/2/2b/Darius_Michaud%27s_death.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
He was in 2/3rds of the episodes of Millennium.
― President Keyes, Monday, 15 March 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
And a Star Trek TNG.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
& West Wing!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
and alias
― lxy, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
And all of these shows either had a character or a character played by someone named Kate, Katherine, Catherine or Catheryne, or were written by someone who had once seen a film starring Katherine Hepburn, but not The African Queen.
― Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
btw can i assume there's nothing spoiler-y about noting that both of this week's promos are hilarious?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
also that leonard cohen is a very special guest
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
This is episode 8 coming up, right? I heard that ep. 9 will be the first with a huge mythology download.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
Cuse tweeted that tonight's episode features Sawyer sex
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer sex spoiler!
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)
Alt-Sawyer is so obviously going to end up married to Cassidy and daughter while working as a security guard or something.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
security guard ---> security system ---> smokey
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
― President Keyes, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
indeed. they were talking about doing it as a cd-rom, but saner heads prevailed.
― marc loi-y jagger (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
Alt-Sawyer is so obviously going to end up married to Kate's horse.
― Clay, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
Lost Drinking Game:
If Sawyer is seen riding Kate's horse in the alt-line, drink entire bottle of whiskey (you know what brand.)
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)
freckles brand whiskey
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
it gives you the runs
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
I love that one face kamikaze jack does, like all "I'm gritting my teeth but also laughing and crying and determined. I feel many emotions."
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
i obtain much hard one multitudes
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.lostincomics.com/
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
This season has been well-conceived but kind of poorly-executed.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
*downloads furiously*
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
Well, I didn't hate this. Nice change of pace.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
kate cried, claire cried. alt-timeline sawyer has the same alarm clock alt-timeline locke. I have it too in this timeline.
best moments: sawyer sniffs out the lying whitmore chick, sayid watches as claire tries to knife kate.
― bnw, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
corny alt-timeline coincidences are starting to grate (eg charlie's bro at the police station)
― dmr, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
charlotte hundreds of times hotter in alt-timeline
― akm, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer punched a MIRROR, do you SEE!
Also, it's EIGHT FORTY-TWO
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
best moments: sawyer sniffs out the lying whitmore chick
i dunno she was pretty much screaming "sniff me already"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond's gotta be in that locked room, right?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
This ep was meh.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
i was down for all the sawyer/miles buddy cop! add in Hurley and let's get that spinoff rolling
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
Lol at Smokey/Locke telling Sawyer he's Smokey and Sawyer can't even be arsed to make polite conversation about it let alone have ANY curiosity whatsoever.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
There's gonna be another flash forward!!
Oh wait, wrong show.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, kinda agree with this. but on the other hand the last two episodes were solid so i'll roll with it.
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)
claire getting bitchslapped ftw
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
also re: conicidences, they are getting much more frequent w/ lots more people being connected which i think (hope) will soon lead to some big fap at an island-theme restaurant where they all enjoy umbrella drinks. and maybe cheese curds.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)
Pretty good episode. Sawyer & Miles as con man stinging cops was kind of awesome. I was hoping Charlotte would turn out to be working for alt-Widmore--who would be tracking down the folks who showed up on the island in '77 and blew up his spot. But anyways.
I'm figuring Cooper will be a priest or something, having repented of his grifter ways, and Sawyer won't be able to kill him.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:09 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah--next week is Richard's backstory!!!
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:12 (fifteen years ago)
another episode with a rather useless x-timeline, but at least the island stuff looks like it's going somewhere now.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
* The Sawyer/Miles buddy cop x-timeline was totally like a bad episode of "Exposé."* Had we seen Widmore Tina Fey before this episode?* Ha at FLocke's "I'll be available to answer any questions...". Threw arms up in the air at Kate listening to FLocke's big speech about how "before I looked like this, I had a disturbed mother" with just "why are you telling me this?" and not WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!* Charlotte returning was essentially useless, right?
This episode made me miss cheese curds.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
Charlotte returning was essentially useless, right?
Seemed like she was looking for something other than t-shirts in Sawyer's drawer. I think there's more to it, but time's a-runnin' out, so I don't care that much.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
Threw arms up in the air at Kate listening to FLocke's big speech about how "before I looked like this, I had a disturbed mother" with just "why are you telling me this?" and not WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Boy, yeah. That is not the question I would ask out of all the possible questions. Does Kate know that Locke is the smoke monster? I can't remember.
There were some character-related developments that I did like, though. Kate was totally annoyed with Locke, which I guess speaks to E. Lilly's limited range as an actor that Kate expressing an emotion other than "I'm going with you" or "I'm running away" struck me as refreshing and interesting. I liked that Charlotte was basically like GTFO when Sawyer showed up the day after being a crazy person and kicking her out at 3 AM, when the standard response for most female characters would be to invite him in and start shopping for wedding dresses. I liked that Sawyer is telling everybody exactly what's going on and in so doing, playing them all.
I liked the idea of Miles/Sawyer buddy cop plotline, but I got really annoyed at how emotionally needly Miles was. I don't think he really does need to know where his partner goes on vacation. Like, can you imagine Jimmy McNulty whining at Bunk that Bunk said he was going to Palm Springs and went to Australia instead? No, it is just silly.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
I liked that Charlotte was basically like GTFO when Sawyer showed up the day after being a crazy person and kicking her out at 3 AM
This made me feel like Sawyer was the Mitchell of modern day police detectives.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
decent enough ep. Sawyer showing up at Charlotte's door with the 6 pack of beer = total class.
ending was kinda weird - i hope Sawyer really does believe he can pilot a sub.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
I guess he figures it's probably easier than piloting an airplane
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
"Just like drivin' a car... underwater."
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
sup barnacles
well he lived with dharma folk for however many years, maybe they offered a summer course in submarine piloting
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
again the reveals were pretty lame. so obvious it was Charlotte, so obvious it was Kate - the obviousness is quite funny now tho.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
tbh i felt for smokey this episode, imagining being a thousand-year-old creature of mysticism and power but still having to go around placating kate over claire's soap opera bullshit.
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
his 'crazy mom' thing was kinda 'ugh parental issues AGAIN?' but also irresistably intriguing. imagining a bigger cloud of black smoke with dame edna glasses berating a smaller cloud for not doing its homework.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
Real Locke's mom was nuts, right?
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
Emily was admitted several times to the Santa Rosa Mental Health Institute for a treatable type of schizophrenia.
Thx lostpedia
― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
Can't wait until they do a Hurley back-reveal.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
I was watching Miami Vice after watching Lost last night and realized that Sawyer is very Don Johnson-y ... same stubble, same stringy hair, same voice, same attitude.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
This ep proved that Flocke is the bad guy in all of this, because I think we all know that Jacob would've let Claire kill Kate, what with that free will obsession and all.
My opinion is the exact opposite.
Enjoyed this ep.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
Only a bad guy would stop the Kate stabbing from happening.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)
guessing smokey's mom was some sort of crazy egyptian god
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
the claire slap was the best part of this episode
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
I couldn't hear Claire's reply when Kate was like "wtf is your dead dog baby thing?".
― JimD, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
oh man the first result of a google search for "crazy egyption god" links to lostpedia
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
egyptian
"it was all i had left" or similar, sadly not "i call him Bitey!"
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
I was hoping for "dead baby anubis, duh! like the statue!"
― JimD, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
* Had we seen Widmore Tina Fey before this episode?
I don't think so
so who were all the dead bodies in the jungle? extras who came over on the Ajira flight who weren't part of Lost crew or Shadow of the Statue crew? just got caught in the crossfire?
― dmr, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
every time I see that thing I think MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON so kudos to whoever posted that
― dmr, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
i was/am kind of hoping Kate will do something regrettable and Flocke will reveal by 'erin has a crazy mother now' he meant Kate.
― bnw, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
So when Jacob said that someone was coming to the island (supposed reason for the lighthouse quest) did he he mean Widmore? I'm wondering if one reveal will be that Widmore is an asshole but is actually trying to work for Jacob in his own way. He obviously is no fan of smokey, to the point where he's lugging sonic fence equipment around.
It keeps being implied that Smoke/Locke is going to go over to the other island by boat, in that he said so and Widmore seems to think they need the fence. Did we ever see smokey over there? I'm still skeptical that he can cross water.
― mh, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, I meant to say above that I also think Claire is way more believable as an "emotional wreck crazy person" than an "evil, murderous crazy person."
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
"tbh i felt for smokey this episode, imagining being a thousand-year-old creature of mysticism and power but still having to go around placating kate over claire's soap opera bullshit."
this got me thinking too. why would he spend that much time calming kate down? doesn't he have bigger fish to fry? isn't he just gonna kill everyone anyway?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
i dunno but they are doing a really great job at making me trust the smoke "thing"
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
i'm guessing he needs a "candidate" to get off the island and he doesn't know who it is yet? or am i really wrong?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
cuz he could just smack everyone upside the head with some smoke and not bother being nice. is my point, i guess.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
HOWEVER
i was under the impression smokey was like--"i can get you off this island." not, "i need you to help me try and fly a crashed plane off this island."
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
I assume Widmore is still on the sub b/c he is not allowed/able to go back on the island.
― bnw, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
rollin my eyes at this whole episode, iirc, it was just so wince-y
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
my favorite typical lost "what is wrong with these people" moment was how after kate nearly gets her throat slit her next reaction isn't to turn to her old buddy Sayid who just hung back and popped some popcorn and go "thanks for nothing WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!"
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
best episode so far this season tho, between this and last week i am feeling much better about the show only kind of pissing me off by the end
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
i think it was apparent that sayid is not being his usual jovial self
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
Flocke: "i can get you off this island....by going to THAT island. GATCHAAA"
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
"That's moy Skele-Tubbie."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
So in the sideways timeline Miles's dad is alive and in LA, but he was at the construction site during The Incident, so I think that pretty much conclusively states that the bomb didn't sink the island immediately or kill many people in its immediate vicinity. Also, it suggests to me that Miles and his mom didn't leave the island immediately, and nor did Charlotte, or else how would they know each other? They met on the freighter as far as I know. I guess the alternative is just that the timeline is wacky and coincidental, but that sure would be unsatisfying.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Also, do Dr. Ben Linus, Nice Ethan, and Sexy Charlotte know each other in LA? They were all children on the island at the same time, though not exactly peers. There couldn't have been so many children on the island that they wouldn't know each other.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
LA apparently the center of the universe
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
love how Tina Fey was just barraging Swayer with the right questions to ask, unlike the main characters ever.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
she was hot
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
FYI dudes every woman with brown hair and glasses is not Tina Fey
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Classic Or Dud:The Tina Fey Look
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
SKELETUBBIE
― akm, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
Fliz Lemon was about to say her boyfriend in Guam was Astronaut Mike Dexter.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILqMGb2u2w
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone ever tell ben that juliet died?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
he might like to know that considering he loved her beautiful blond ass too
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if Ben is a virgin.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
my wife thinks aaron is locked up on the submarine
― dmr, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
ha never considered that.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
erm...okay first observation, a plane is seemingly impossible to fly for a total novice but a sub is obv just like riding a bike
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
fake locke: "i am the black smoke"
sawyer: "i have nothing to say in response to this."
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
kinda love that Sawyer has completely stopped giving a shit about the crazy magic of the island and just accepts it at face value now
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
fake locke: "please row over to the hydra station by yourself"
sawyer: sure thing, boss"
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
he seems pretty honest and staightforward with everyone
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
(flocke)
yeah he is...i see him as an ideal father figure.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah another eye-rolling thing from this ep. was Sawyer lovingly fondling Kate's dress in the polar bear cage. you just left Kate five minutes ago dude!
was hoping he'd grab a fishbiscuit for old times sake though
― dmr, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
Claire sure did pile up a a lotta garbage.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
what i don't get is where ben vs widmore is going to fit into widmore vs smokey. prob another made it up as they went along moment. i am enjoying this series but pretty sure it's going to reveal a huge amount of needless made for shock value endings, moments, reveals etc all through the show, which shames the writers a lot.
if it really is the character based show they claim it is they wouldn't need to have fucked around with the audience via the plot non stop since the very beginning.
x-post otm, left her without barely saying hi.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
after six seasons, this is the ULTIMATE CON!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
it's a "re-con"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
is there a suggestion smokey killed all those people on the hydra island?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't really seem like his style.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
what has he done to you???
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
He's never done a mass-killing prior to the Temple thing, to my knowledge. Meanwhile, The Others gassed the Dharma people and dug them a mass grave.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
what i don't get is where ben vs widmore is going to fit into widmore vs smokey.
Haven't we been led to believe that Ben never really spoke to Jacob and was making shit up the whole time? I think Widmore talked to Jacob (or at least Smokey) when he was on the island and that was part of why he was forced out -- he was legit, but Ben convinced everyone he wasn't.
Whether that means Chuckles Widmore is working with Jacob or on his own sort of thing is yet to be seen.
― mh, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
FWIW I think it's completely possible Ben was working for Smokey and never knew the difference.
― mh, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
I'm rewatching S3 right now. It seems pretty clear to me that Ben is just making it up as he goes along. The Others are ready to kill Juliet and Ben lets her go, saying "the rules don't apply".
I thought it was pretty weird that Smokey called Sawyer the best liar he's ever met on an island that also includes Ben among its peoples. Also, Sawyer isn't good at lying at all.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
I actually really enjoyed this because it felt a lot like Season 4, good to see getting off the island being something the normal characters actually give a shit about.
Sawyer knows exactly how to pilot a sub. You stand there and point a gun at the dude who controls it and shout "DRIVE!"
Also the plane didn't crash, Lapidus landed it. Not that anyone could get that thing off the ground without a runway.
Charlotte and Miles' relationship to each other doesn't necessarily reveal much about what happened when the bomb went off - they could have been on the sub with young Ben when it left.
Still, Sawyer tracking down Locke's dad to kill him is the biggest clue yet as to where the alt-timeline stuff is heading. I give it another two or three episodes before the characters all end up in the same place, then something big is going to happen.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
what i don't get is where ben vs widmore is going to fit into widmore vs smokey. prob another made it up as they went along moment
My guess will be that Widmore sussed ages ago that Ben was working to Smokey's agenda without realising it. It would explain why he went to such effort to kill him.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
dudes every woman with brown hair and glasses is not Tina Fey
Oh yeah, prove it!
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
swayer never actually saw the smokemonster right? only him and sun haven't i think, tho sun probably did in the temple
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
"they are. we looked into it and they are."
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
gotdam, rebecca mader, homegirl (literally tho), gotdam
― lipster grifter (history mayne), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
still waiting for an episode where someone does something of their own accord rather than because Jacob or Smocke says "oh btw go here, now go here"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
Some mental posts upthread. Hello sawyer already killed locke's dad on the island as already he was responsible for sawyer's parents dying.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 March 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
Did we ever see smokey over there? I'm still skeptical that he can cross water.
Took a boat with Ben, middle of S5.
Widmore and Flocke are circling around each other for the moment, just because each knows the other is the only force around capable of doing them harm.
The Others constructed a runway during S3, in anticipation of the Ajira landing. Dunno if it'd be good enough for takeoff though.
So true, with the added bonus that it gets the writers out of having Sawyer show somewhat normal human curiosity.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 18 March 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
Epileptic Trees alert: the alternate timeline where Oceanic 815 didn't crash but landed in LA successfully ACTUALLY is purgatory. Darlton are only on record as denying that Losties pot-crash experience on the island in the original timeline was purgatory.
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)
Is that a spoiler? Because please don't post spoilers.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
As much of a spoiler as the theory that the reasons the trees all started shaking at the end of the pilot episode was because they (the trees) all had epilepsy.
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
That is to say, if my wild guess that I just pulled out of my ass is even slightly correct, I will personally fly to Los Angeles to visit Messrs. Cuse and Lindelof and slap them across their respective faces for stupidity in writing.
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
I know ben prob knew nothing about who or what he was helping, but either way that's a v unsatisfying reason for this huge feud with widmore. Also why was Richard helping ben if Jacob didn't give a damn about him? Why did they risk killing the candidates so many tones instead of just going "hi you are candidates"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 March 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
Oops...times not tones. Tho tones could be part of the reason.
Hello sawyer already killed locke's dad on the island as already he was responsible for sawyer's parents dying
Ummm, not in the alternate timeline he hasn't.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
i really want to see swayer's reaction to the black smoke at some point - hopefully just more blase nonchalance
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer saw the black smoke take out a load of the Widmore commandos when he was in Otherville, surely? Also he must have been aware of it having spent three years as Dharma head of security.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
So if Charlotte works with Mile's dad at the museum, (and if it's Pierre Chang) then surely he remembers Miles and Sawyer from Dharmaville. Wonder if he's said anything to his son.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 March 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
Miles's dad knew about the time travel though, if it happened in that reality.
I get the feeling something's being set up for a scene in which Sawyer is crouching in despair over Miles's dead body.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
Miles's dad knew about the time travel though
That's what I meant to say. Before now I assumed that all the people who might know what was going on (Eloise, Widmore, Jacob, Smokey) perished on the island in '77--but if Chang made it off safely then there are probably others roaming around the alt-timeline setting shit up.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)
it doesn't seem like they really have time to have everyone congregate in altworld now. are we meant to be seeing boone again?
love the idea of desmond being in the locker. seemed almost clunky for swayer to notice and ask what it was so has to be something "big".
hoping there's a proper widmore/ben scene where widmore explains how he found the island after it had been moved (would have to have involved some major sacrifice again, otherwise the whole 'move the island' plan is full of shit).
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah but it's the same thing in the alt, he's looking for dude who conned his parents. The same dude.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer tracking down Cooper would at least allow an opportunity for Sawyer, Miles, Locke and possibly Kate and Ben to all end up in the same place. Maybe others.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
My new crazy theory is that smokey is Anubis, because he compared his mother to Claire, and Claire replaced Aaron with a jackal skull (Anubis having the head of a jackal.)
― abanana, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)
A friend of mine has made wild claims which he claimed were spoilers. WILD CLAIMS.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
Kind of annoyed that Locke said, "Now Aaron has a crazy mother." Again implying that Aaron is important. Hopefully he was just trying to get Kate to kill Claire.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
I think he was just lamenting that he'd made the same mistake his mother had by causing Claire's craziness. I quite like Crazy Claire!
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
didn't dogen say claire had the sickness? isn't that why she's crazay
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but i imagine Flocke feels responsible. the sickness is surely connected to him/his doing. obv he can work with it when recruiting.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
Crazy Claire looks like she's a lot more in control of her actions then Crazy Sayid. I think she's just Rousseau-style mad as opposed to out-and-out possessed or whatever.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
nah but Dogen said to Jack straight up "the same thing that happened to Sayid happened to your sister"
― dmr, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
how long was Claire out in the jungle on her own with her silketun boybee? 2-3 years right? was "Christian" not with her for much of that time? the whole issue with where his body went is maddening.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
they have come back to that one so many times (most recently Jack finding the empty coffin again a couple eps ago) that I think they HAVE to answer it for real
― dmr, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGGzFKus8F0
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
starting to think alternate timeline isn't based on a nuke/incident split and instead on a lives-were-nevered-interfered-with-by-jacob split...AND that maybe the stuff we're seeing in the alternate timeline is the ultimate result of them leaving the island with flocke.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Friday, 19 March 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
of all of the candidates whose flashsidewayses we've seen (jack, locke, hurley, sayid, sawyer), it seems like their lives would've been better without the influence of the island.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Friday, 19 March 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
that would make flocke good though, and he is clearly evil.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 19 March 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Friday, March 19, 2010 2:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
maybe if u kill jacob at any time he like disappears from the world throughout all time? infinity symbol
― lipster grifter (history mayne), Friday, 19 March 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
It's all about the good-evil balance in the characters, I think. They've hinted at that pretty heavily throughout this season. That balance is different in the alternate timeline for a lot of the characters, especially the more morally ambiguous ones - Sayid, Sawyer, Kate, Ben.
These are also the people who Smokey seems most concerned with. Jacob only appears to Hurley, who is the character least likely to have a sudden flash of mentalism and try and kill/manipulate/exploit someone. Ben coming down on the Jacob side rather than the Smokey side might be significant in all this, and I think they might explore it a lot more in the Jin and Sun episode.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not sure where Jack and Locke fit into this theory, admittedly. Or Claire, but I suppose they can handwave that away by having her be crazy.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
isn't it just a case of smokey manipulating people who he feels he can manipulate? eg pretty standard the people who are weakest or have suffered more?
and ben coming down on jacob side, doesn't that sort of say it is just about the characters and their choices ultimately? except perhaps for sayid and claire who have this sickness thing. still reckon claire died at some point in that otherton explosion and hence she's the same deal as sayid. if you watch back miles keeps staring at her weirdly for the rest of that ep....really markedly.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
he still thought she was hot tho, even when "dead"
hope they actually increase the ambiguity re "good vs evil" (bleh). sympathy for Widmore would probably be going too far and there has to be a bad guy at the end i guess but we're supposed to sympathise with Flocke to some extent, in addition to Ben.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah totally but I don't think that conflicts with my theory really. Then again Sawyer isn't exactly weak or easily manipulated, but he's clearly going to end up dicking Smokey over anyway.
Widmore wanting the island to commercialise its magic properties or something would be enough for me. I like him as pantomime villain.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
well sawyer has suffered a lot, i think he is sort of easy enough prey, he's v angry.
widmore wants to find the island so he can bring helen back to life.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore with Vincent scene would be loliciously reminiscent of Jim Robinson & Bouncer
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
wait what is widmore's connection to helen? like locke's helen? I'm missing a step there.
― dmr, Friday, 19 March 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
widmore's mother-in-law
― lipster grifter (history mayne), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c7/Helend1997.jpg/220px-Helend1997.jpg
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
Hm, I've never been too convinced about the 'good/evil' themes in Lost - apart from extremes such as Jacob v Flocke, and even then we're not sure how that will turn out. All the characters who had done 'bad' things in their backstory have been given sympathetic reasons e.g. Kate killing her stepdad for the good of her mother etc. I don't think there has been anyone or any past act that's been painted as entirely good/evil and it seems like this is something they've spent a long time pointing out.
If it's all so subjective it's kind of a weird thing to say "this changed X amount in the alt timeline".
I guess Nikki & Paulo had the most "evil" selfish backstory and look what happened to em...
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
Agree
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
I thought what happened to them was fan wrath (which is a kind of karmic retribution, but mostly extratextual one if that's the right word)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 March 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
That was my understanding as well. I agree that there haven't been any really evil characters except for Whidmore (and they even began to dial that back in season 5), but I don't agree that you can't easily argue that these characters lives are better in the alt than they were in the original timeline. at least thus far.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 19 March 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
The alt has spread over miniscule amount of time, it's all prob going to become horrible soon.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
We may have gotten a little hint of that toward the end of the last one, yeah. I'm curious to see where it's going.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 19 March 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it's as simplistic as saying the characters are good/evil but a lot of them are pretty conflicted and some of them do really shitty things for no apparent reason - cf Jack trying to execute Locke. I sort of think bringing good and evil/light and dark into it like this is kind of lame but the writers seem to be going for it in a big way, from "we're the good guys" onward. Maybe even from Locke and Walt playing backgammon right at the start.
I think at this point I would stake everything I own on there being a scene with Hurley and Flocke where Hurley goes "dude, I know what happens when people go over to the Dark Side".
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:04 (fifteen years ago)
I think the writers are making it unclear (and have consistently made it unclear) who is good/evil, rather than marking out given people as good/evil. That's the exact nature of that "who are you"/"we're the good guys" exchange...to confuse you. And we still don't know who is actually "good" or "evil", obviously smokey/flocke seems to be pegged as bad but even at the end I'm sure you'll be able to say "well was jacob right to do x, y, z"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
In backgammon there aren't actually good and bad sides.
― abanana, Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the horse was actually a zebra. stripes representing good and evil. and it is sawyer.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
flocke painted over the white stripes, symbolising his victory. meanwhile jack probably listened to the white stripes off island.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
― abanana, Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
laughing out loud
― max, Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
So out of all the things to obsess about with the show I'm obsessing over this:http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Prince#2007_or_later
This is the bit during S5E4 when they show up at the beach on the main island, find two outriggers, one of which has an Ajira bottle - dating it post-2007. While taking the boat around the island to get to the Orchid and the wheel, they're fired on by people in the other boat, following them. Juliet returns fire, hits one, and then a flash takes them to 1988. At that point in the show it's the farthest future we've seen, since we haven't gotten to the Ajira landing yet. This scene may also be after everything we've seen in the show so far.
This is driving me nuts since we've never found out who brought those outriggers. They show up at the Ajira landing site, and the cast uses them at various points to pop back and forth between the main island and Hydra. At some point post-Ajira landing, a group decides they need to take out whoever just took their boat. I'm not sure if this is Ajira people, Ilana's group, Others, or Widmore's crew, or an entirely new group or combo pack of all of them. Since Locke is in the boat pre-MIB possession, it may be that someone's trying to stop him leaving the island, and therefore dying and coming back to the island as MIB.
I started thinking about this because of the mass death of the Ajira passengers - I was trying to figure out who was responsible, but then I remembered that in the S5 finale, MIB tells Richard that once he's seen Jacob they're going to 'have to deal' with the people who were on the Ajira flight. Richard asks him what he means, and MIB evades the question but implies they've all got to die. I'm not sure if that's because he's figuring that the flight was packed with Ilana's group/Jacob bodyguards/Widmore's people, or if they all have to go for some other reason. But either he killed them all himself, or he's accomplished that by proxy and was sending Sawyer to Hydra in part to confirm this.
In S6E5 Claire tells Jin she's had to stitch herself up after being shot, but I can't square that with her being a pal of MIB at that point and probably unwilling to fire on Locke. Also her being shot would have occurred pretty recently in the timeline.
― Brakhage, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Outrigger
I figure there is only one outrigger and it's been traveling through time and meeting itself.
― abanana, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
I know, seriously, they're like a new compass.
There's three of em though. Beginning of 507 MIB and Ilana are standing by two, and the third was taken by Frank and Sun the night before.
I wasn't trying to get hung up on the boats per se (reminds me of a test question: 'You have three boats. If five people take four trips ...') but I was thinking that the boats, and the people in one in 504, signaled the arrival of yet another group which we haven't seen, maybe from the future, made up either of people we've already met (my guess) or yet to meet. I was wondering whether they were responsible for the Ajira massacre but I'd doubt it given that MIB wanted them gone.
― Brakhage, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
I really don't think Jacob and Smokey represent good vs. evil. They are more like Randolph and Mortimer Duke: two powerful dudes with differing theories about humanity.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/rlmoonyk/21n012t.gif
This needed to be posted again.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think rather than good vs. evil it will be free will vs. destiny
― archer's goon (tpp), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the good v. evil stuff is a red herring. The show's pretty nuanced when it comes to morality - even Ben, who has a pretty massive body count at this point, isn't irredeemable (well, at least in the alt).
This is a nice read on that topic:http://www.docarzt.com/lost/lost-in-myth/marc-oromaner’s-lost-in-myth-the-lesson-of-“dr-linus”─what-about-you/
Along with free will vs. destiny, and faith vs. reason, there's another axis in the show, nature vs. nurture. In the alt the inherent character dynamics are largely the same, but the way in which those traits are inflicted on others has changed. The alt is a more conciliatory world, built less on secrecy and private torment as the main island timeline is.
Loving the Jesus parallel with MIB, with him wandering around with the knife's tear in his shirt.
― Brakhage, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
I assume the outriggers have always been there. I mean, how did people go back and forth between the island and hydra station way back in season 3?
― peter in montreal, Monday, 22 March 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
Carl & Sawyer made it across in a canoe or something.
― President Keyes, Monday, 22 March 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
Did we ever find out who it was that was shooting at the time jumpers?
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
I mean from the boats, not the group led by Young Widmore.
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)
Nope. My guess is that we'll see that scene reenacted in S6 from the viewpoint of the people on that boat firing on Sawyer/Juliet/Miles/Locke etc.
― Brakhage, Monday, 22 March 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
Wouldn't surprise me at all if we never see it again.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 22 March 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
think the most sensible explanation would be that that incident occurred in the 'now' at some point and it was Widmore's ppl doing the firing
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://gawker.com/5499088/this-woman-knows-the-answer-to-lost
quotes about zoe:
She is Charles Widmore's right hand. She does all his dirty work. But she has her own strategy and agenda as well. In one script, I'm going in one direction. In another script, I'm going 180 degrees the other way.She is looking for someone on the island.This beautiful journey of this entire show, between good and evil, between science and faith, lies within Zoe.Zoe has the answer. Zoe knows.
― max, Monday, 22 March 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd76X8Hh_8E
― iggy figgy pudding pop (some dude), Monday, 22 March 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
I'd to point out that there is a Richard Alpert episode tonight and we should be anticipating the hell out of it already.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
was a bit put off by his repeated "i've seen things you wouldn't believe" remarks. yeah yeah...but the next week previews for Lost these days are really terrible.
presumably the altline is based on Richard having left the island at some point (as with Ben), but will he still be ageless and wear eyeliner?
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe he starts aging when the island sinks & he'll look 70.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)
do we know Richard will have a flash sideways (and not, say, a flashback?)
― iggy figgy pudding pop (some dude), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
I hope it's a flashback.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
A flash sideways would, I think, give us a big indication on where the alt-timeline is going, and possibly what happened after the bomb blast. A flashback would at least answer the Black Rock question. There's no reason why they can't do both, actually, and have his episode go over an arc of several hundred years.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
I just hope the entire episode takes place in the past other than an intro/outro framing device. Key points: arrival of Black Rock, Richard being found chained up down below, Jacob touch garbage, what happened when he went to meet young Ben.
― mh, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
The question I still want to see addressed is whether the island has been moved before and time-jumped. That'd explain why Richard looked completely different to young Ben, right?
― mh, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
I hope Jack & co. sit around a campfire & Richard tells his story, doing spooky voices for MIB & Jacob.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
x-post Richard looked different to young Ben because he was in Other-gear, right?
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
I just hope the entire episode takes place in the past other than an intro/outro framing device
Would be good, otherwise we'll get half of the episode taken up on-Island during which Richard convinces Hurley and Jack to get on a boat to the other island.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
Knowing this show, Richard's story will be presented like this:
Richard: I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
Jack: You wouldn't believe what I'm willing to believe.
Richard: Whatever. It's not important right now. We have to walk somewhere.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
^ depressed lols.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
I have faith that this ep will actually contain real, spoken information, call me crazy
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like Charlie Brown running toward the football
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
Richard: I came over in chains on the Black Rock in the year 15---
Jack: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
Audience: DIE JACK DIE
I worry about the doughy-looking widmore lackey. That actor always seems to play dudes that get victimized. I swear he was on a Law and Order where Stabler and Ice-T and Belzer beat him up and ate him.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
bring back Bram
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
Knowing this show, Richard's story will be presented like this:Richard: I've seen things you wouldn't believe.Jack: You wouldn't believe what I'm willing to believe.Richard: Whatever. It's not important right now. We have to walk somewhere.― President Keyes, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 9:22 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink^ depressed lols.― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 10:33 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkI have faith that this ep will actually contain real, spoken information, call me crazy― Brakhage, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 10:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkI feel like Charlie Brown running toward the football― Brakhage, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 10:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― President Keyes, Tuesday, March 23, 2010 9:22 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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so OTM it hurts
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
I will say though that in rating polls of people who have read scripts/seen footage tonight's ep is the highest rated of the season
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
what polls what people
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
what footage
― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
what aBOUT you?
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
Christ that took forever to findhttp://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2010/03/spoiler-sources-episode-scorecard-610.html
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
missed the first 5 minutes of this. it explained/confirmed some things but it felt like not enough happened.
― abanana, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
What are you talking about?
― jam master (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
YSI?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
Hm. Would've preferred going into it cold, but whatever.
― jam master (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
yeah dude seriously we have a thread where spoilers, even minor ones, are OK, and this ain't it
― iggy figgy pudding pop (some dude), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
um what's that thread
― abanana, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
Someone was about to reveal where that thread was, but then we all had to go back to the beach for some reason.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
SPOILER ALERT--episode of Lost does not reveal enough!
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
Look at the very first post of this thread for link to spoiler thread.
― Mister Jim, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
you guys are really en fuego today xoxoxo
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
sorry guys, wish i could remove those posts myself
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
we can't go back
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
whew I missed them scroll down scroll down
― sleeve, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
It's not a big deal. I'm part of the reason, this new spoiler free thread was needed over that old one, so unable to point fingers on that score.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
Like basically I kinda spoiled the whole existence of the alt before LAX. You didn't really spoil anything at all in comparison. Lol.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
huh?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
NOT YOU THE SPOILER
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
ok nestor you are ridiculous
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
Oh smokey u gr8 manipulator you
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
guess that wasn't the Black Rock we saw approaching the Island in the ssn 5 finale then
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
the island all along may have been a prison colony for an evil spirit, with Jacob as jailer.
Looks like this is the case. And in the alt-timeline will we soon see evil rampant in the world?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
pretty great tv right there! thanks lost
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob kicking Richard's ass was pretty unexpected.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
Favorite episode of the season by far.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not feeling positive about that ep.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
You should consult your Lost analyst.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
Re: Jacob's fighting Richard - I really liked that 150 years ago he actually wasn't quite as mellow as he is now (or as implied in the S5 finale flashback). If anything, he seemed very angry and Shepard-like. But it also very much is in line with his "What about you?" response to Ben's demands for answers in last year's finale.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
loved the scene where richard was riding sawyer thru the jungle
― max, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
Now that we know it was Richard's job to intervene on Jacob's behalf with the people he brought to the island, the last 5 seasons sure do make a lot of sense. lol.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
If Jacob's goal is to keep MIB on the island. And MIB can't leave the island as long as Jacob is alive. And MIB can't kill Jacob himself. Then why is Jacob so eager to bring people to the island and MIB so opposed to it? Because those people Jacob brings are just opportunities for MIB to find his loophole. What's more important to MIB: getting off the island or being right about human nature? And the same question goes to Jacob: Is it more important to keep MIB on island or be right about human nature?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
That's a solid point right there
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
Loved all the callbacks to Ben's being recruited as the loophole - Isabella/Alex, 'you'll do whatever I ask', etc
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
― Religious Embolism (WmC)
^^
― the rolling bears (Z S), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
Also love the way MIB has adopted the use of self-help pop psychoanalysis for manipulating people in the modern age, whereas in olden times it was religion
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
All the actors were top-notch as well, Carbonell and Welliver especially
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)
Fundamentally are people happy that the island is a cork keeping evil trapped? Are people happy with this turn of events?
I'm not. I think it's dumb. I don't think I could ever rewatch seasons 1-4 with that notion in my head.
Hopefully it's a lie.
I really hate being a downer. But I just don't think I like the direction this show is going in.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
Agree on the acting x-post.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
― the rolling bears (Z S), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 10:21 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
I'll take good vs evil over an endlessly convoluted explanation. obviously you need some tolerance for that to be a fan of this show but I like when its tethered to something simple and clear.
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't think I would be down with the show ending up as some big quasi-religion good vs evil thing but the way they presented it is halfway interesting imo
― dmr, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
I'm going to love finding out exactly why MIB is evil incarnate for Jacob, a lot of what MIB has perpetrated onscreen could be put down to his just trying to escape
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
i did like Action Jacob. so much better than Probst Jacob.
― abanana, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
100% Kate-free. Coincidence?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
this doesn't seem new at all, it just seems like a more clear metaphor for the stuff that was happening with the numbers, etc
― akm, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
psst tza look up two posts
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
wait... what just happened?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
lol caught mistake and deleted
― tehresa, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
i mean... nothing. the island didn't want me to say that.
Not a bad episode! Must be a series first with Jack, Sun etc gathering around the camp fire sharing information without Jack punching someone, although still asking ridiculous questions "what do we do next?" "I don't know" "well who DOES know?" I mean who talks like that apart from a 3-year-old?
Explanation for busted statue was a bit lame.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)
omg tza is a very special boy
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
But it does explain why Jacob would build a lighthouse...
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
I thought this was totally ridiculous, but I am sort of impressed with how ridiculous they went with it! And the acting was awesome.
It is a seriously weird tonal shift for the show, that's for sure.
So who is "evil"'s mother? (Or was he lying to Kate?) And who is the little boy? And how come Smokey stopped walking around like Titus Welliver? What does the sideways timeline mean?! Damn you, Lindelof and Cuse!
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)
i really liked this episode! on paper the story was kind of broad and cliche, but the acting saved it and then some.
i thought of this thread at the beginning of the episode, when richard shouted at jack "you want to know the secret i've been keeping??" and jack just looked back at him with infuriating nonchalance. god i want to punch jack in the face.
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
So who is "evil"'s mother?
I've seen casting news on that, but some might consider an actor's name a spoiler.
Maybe Jacob & MIB were fairly normal dudes who ended up on the island in the distant past & got recruited into these roles--much like these new candidates.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
There was a kind of hilarious uproar this week when the actress who plays Zoe (the Tina Fey chick) told Us Weekly that she'd received the final scripts for the season and her character was in every scene.
She later clarified that she was only sent the pages in which her character appears.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
the stand + trading places = L O S T
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
jacob giving MIB the white rock is like the mortimer bros betting a dollar
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)
i feel ppl that the wine-in-the-bottle thing isnt the best explanation they can come up with (not by a long shot) but this was still a pretty rad episode and the actors sold it well i thought
― max, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol Keyes i didn't think about that but what a dumbass. i guess that still means she's in multiple scenes, though.
― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
kinda neat after all this time to have nestor & jorge do a scene in spanish together
― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
nestor really went in hard on this episode
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)
Loved Jacob being a total dick. He doesn't seem that smart though. Or especially "good" - he needs to kill people by crashing their planes/ships on the island, then put more of them at risk of being killed by the smoke monster, so that he can test whether they make the "right" choices, without them knowing that they're being tested, and meanwhile put himself at risk of being killed?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)
yeah there's got to be something more that explains his motivations
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
So in Jacob's analogy he (or the candidate) is the bottle, right? The evil can still get out by smashing the bottle.
Anyway, I loved that all this episode did was explored fan theories that were around in Season 1 and still didn't reach any better conclusions than we did at the time. Still think there's potential for purgatory to be the answer and Smokey realising at the end after 'winning' that he can't escape anyway.
― Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
i still think the on-island stuff is the alt and they really did save themselves when the bomb went off. this whole last season is here to answer questions and explore what would have happened--so yeah, alt-purgatory seems very likely.
whoever said that the final episode would be jack and locke on the beach might be very OTM.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
the bottle isn't really part of the analogy. the wine is the "evil," the cork is the island that keeps the evil from spreading. if jacob were the bottle, the evil could get out now because jacob is dead. it's just an analogy.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
evil :: wineisland :: corkjacob :: bottlestatue :: glass (for wine)black rock :: nice dinner (to eat with wine)smokey :: pipe (to smoke after wine)sawyer :: horse
― max, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
max srsly i thought of you when nestor was ridin horse
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
so does a sunken island mean the wine has been spilled?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
was hoping for a scene with Hurley saying "so let me get this straight...this wine...is evil..."
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
anybody got any good lost nerd blog links yet for last night's ep?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
I kept wondering if Hurley is the new Alpert, after Richard's role was explained.
― mh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
didn't expect them to go with an all out flashback but i guess it makes sense for alt-lines to only apply to the 815 passengers.
wondering why MIB didn't free Alpert sooner, and what the deal with the wife was. Isabella appearing to Richard on the Black Rock didn't seem to make sense - how could it be the monster's manifestation if he then appears to "kill" her and then claim that Jacob had done this? also wouldn't Richard refuse to believe he was in hell if his wife was there (and he seemed to believe it really was her?)?
the Black Rock's arrival on the island not seeming to match what we saw at the end of the last season also jars. doesn't seem a big deal but otoh a ridiculous continuity error if not...
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)
but i guess it makes sense for alt-lines to only apply to the 815 passengers
and Ben. and anyone who isn't Richard. hmm.
jacob had no idea that richard was on the island and a boat crashed. the ship you saw coming to the island last season was obviously a different boat.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)
oh but he said he borught the ship there, didn't he? jacob is a shady motherfucker.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
i trust man in black more. on the recap episode yesterday when the widmore scene came on it labeled him as a "very dangerous man"
if man in black is evil incarnate, what the hell is going on?
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)
wondering why MIB didn't free Alpert sooner, and what the deal with the wife was.
To the first part, he wanted Richard near death and ready to agree to anything. 2nd part, that's a good question. Did MIB create the manifestation, did Jacob, or a 3rd explanation?
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
Isabella appearing to Richard on the Black Rock didn't seem to make sense - how could it be the monster's manifestation if he then appears to "kill" her and then claim that Jacob had done this?
Isabella was a manifestation of smoke monster, "she" goes up to the top of the ship, turns back into the smoke monster to make it appear the smoke monster is killing Isabella ... smokey did it all to get Richard on his side and convince him to kill Jacob
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
I'm mostly confused about how a old-fashioned wood ship could smash into a giant stone statue, break the statue into pieces, but not sustain any hull damage at all.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
Oceanic 815 crash didn't match between passengers and Benry/Juliet observing it either.
― Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
Argh who says it was the Black Rock they saw at the end of the last season? It could have been any other ship. Jacob said he had brought "lots" of people to the island before Richard.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
what's interesting then is that he can project a person without being there himself, or at least being a short distance away in another form. seems like a logistical nightmare.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't he do that before with Alex in the temple?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
and yeah it could've been another ship and most likely is, but this is CRAP
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
and with Yemi too i guess. it just seemed more convoluted this time.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
It could have been any other ship
Pred ship imo
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
what is crap? what are you on about
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
that's not important right now.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
speaking of ridiculous continuity errors what about dr. linus underlining ELBA on the blackboard with a curved line only for him to walk up the aisle between desks and for the line below ELBA being straight
― conrad, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure they'll come up with some sort of explanation for that. Smokey probably did it.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
it was a blip to an alternate alternate reality
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
Isabella basically same scene as Alex appearing to Ben-wait til you're at your lowest, then MIB shows up as someone you love, convincing you that you MUST help the smoke monster.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
smokemonster believes everyone is a victim of their past, and can be manipulated by using their memories and emotions. jacob believes people can make the right (good?) decisions unburdened by the past? or what does jacob believe exactly?!
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
question i have re: isabella is that smokey appearing as her appears to break the body on the island rule.
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
i think that's right. xpost I did like Jacob's half-assed explanation of "I brought the ship here" "why?" "to test you" "why" "uhhhh...." very book of Job-ish
I wondered about that rule too. I guess you could say she isn't a body unless other people can see her?
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
Richard's high-pitched laugh - C/D?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
she got there on Kate's horse obv
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
she did die on an island, though -- maybe there's some kind of dead people on islands network
― what's pooping ahn (some dude), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
Kate's horse likes this
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
My new crazy theory is that smokey is Anubis, because he compared his mother to Claire, and Claire replaced Aaron with a jackal skull (Anubis having the head of a jackal.)― abanana, Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:36 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark
― abanana, Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:36 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark
This has been my theory since the beginning of the season - not Anubis, specifically, but some malevolent Egyptian demigod or another. I like the Anubis idea, tho.
― everybody on ilx u have dandruff (Pillbox), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
the statue is Tawaret tho, not Anubis, if that matters
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
Ha I was totally thinking about Trading Places after watching this ep!When they were using the wine bottle analogy my first assumption was that the island was the "cork" and below was "hell" so basically.... hellmouth, vampires, buffy?
I know Richard's immortality has been hinted at before but now it's confirmed it seems like a totally fucked-up "gift" for Jacob to give him. Death Becomes Her is my only frame of reference on this but surely he's in for an eternity of misery. And if he can't die, why not have him be Jacob's replacement so Smokey can never kill him? Also if he time-travelled back to a time before he made the deal with Jacob, could he die then? It's kind of a big thing to just introduce.
Oh and before when he was moaning about his life being for nothing he said he'd never even met Jacob, or am I imagining this.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
I thought he was basically the only dude allowed to see jacob?
also, the island... is THIS ISLAND EARTH.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
Richard seemingly would've made a very good replacement for Jacob, and Iliana maybe also would have. Don't know why he'd rather be replaced by one of those six yahoos.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
I thought Richard was only immortal in the sense that he doesn't age and can't kill himself. He seemed to at least think that it was possible for other people to kill him when he asked Jack to light the stick of dynamite.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
That's what Richard seemed to think two episodes. But in this episode Richard said he never wanted to die, and Jacob said he could grant that.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
two episodes ago.
curved one minute and then straight the next
― conrad, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
that's not important
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
let's wait and see
― conrad, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
didn't they basically introduce richard being ageless like two-three seasons ago? it's not really a new plot point
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
"Richard seemingly would've made a very good replacement for Jacob"
Richard doesn't seem to handle autonomy too well. (Neither does Jack et al but they're all getting better at it in three years while Richard had however long.)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
They committed to Richard being ageless at some point in season 3 or 4 I think. They explicitly made him immortal last night.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Permanently contained more like. I think in the alt this whole endless prison/jailers cycle has been stopped, by sinking the island and trapping MIB with no way to escape. Until some archeologists wonder why the hell there's this whole island civilization with a children's playground at the bottom of the sea. Dharma must have left some kind of paper trail.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
If the last shot of "Lost" is Tolliver screaming in impotent rage underwater (set up similar to the very end of Sexy Beast), I will buy everybody who worked on that show a round of drinks.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
No Ian McShane, no drinks!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
richard's whole plight could have been avoided if he'd has some health care reform
― akm, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
I would like to point out that the priest who told Richard that he didn't have time for penance on earth and was going to be hanged the next day was an asshole.
― mh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
He's the one who 'saved' him from the hanging, though! (OK he got paid for it, but still, good on ya, Padre)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
It doesn't make sense for Richard to *actually* be immortal otherwise wouldn't Ben have sent him off to snatch Claire etc/do any dangerous task ever?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
I think he kept himself apart from the Others to an extent -- "I'll advise you, but I won't govern you."
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
Ben must have thought as a candidate he was untouchable (hence going off to get tortured by Sayid, no worries).
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
it's not at all clear that Ben knew he was a candidate (or even that candidates existed)
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
Like I implied a ways above, I think Ben's whole shtick was that he pretended to know stuff for years and half the island "rules" he came up with have nothing to do with the real situation. He's just a manipulator.
― mh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
It's clear Ben was wrong about how the rules worked (c.f. Alex also being untouchable) but he surely believed or was led to believe in at least some of them.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
Player got played is waht i'm sayin.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley reveals that she also said there is something else that Richard must do. He tells him that he has to stop the Man in Black from leaving the island because if he doesn't "We all go to hell."
Jacob told Richard that they aren't in hell, but I guess they are at risk of going to hell? I don't get it.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah MIB was playing along with Richard's belief that he was actually in hell, so I don't think it actually is - or even if the island is hell, I guess Jacob/Isabella was warning about hell being unleashed on the rest of the world.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
"we all go hell" = something really bad happens, in the language of a devout christian from the 19th century
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
Being stoned during that episode was a bad idea.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
surprising number of Catholics die on this show to talk to Hurley.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
Being stoned during that episode was an bad EPIC idea.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
srsly jaw droppage
no gif of the gratuitious close-up of his guyliner?
― Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
So, unless he's actually crazy, Richard can't suddenly think again that the island is literally Hell, because he's been off it at least once, to visit child Locke?
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
when he says "all this" he's pointing with both hands out to the ocean, indicating the island Earth is Hell.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
There's a lot that's fundamentally unanswered (If Richard is the first Other, why and how did he set up the rules for their society? When did it become okay to start ventures in the real world with Mittelos science and other factions all over the world? When and why did Jacob decide for himself to take a more active role personally, leave the island and attract more followers like Ilana and Bram who didn't seem to know Richard at all?) I'm actually pretty okay with this, since we don't necessarily need to know these details.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
xp Ahh.
?Furthermore, Nhex, I'm not sure if I'm satisfied with the backstory of how he came to be immortal amounting to "I asked a guy to make me live forever, and he did", without any explanation of how Jacob has this power (presumably that will come in a future episode, though I wouldn't bet on it). At least the reasoning why he wanted to live forever was pretty sound, Thought it might turn out that MIB was his father, giving one more character even more lol daddy issues.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
bravo! amazing episode :D
it was even a bit longer than normal right?
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
i'm absolutely cool with the egyptian gods / gateway to the underworld stuff as long as they can tie in the time-travel/alternate universe stuff in a satisfying way.
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
At least the reasoning why he wanted to live forever was pretty sound...
So I can't see my wife again... and I can't have my sins absolved... i dunno how 'bout "live forever" then?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
He was well scared of El Diablo innit.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
yes great episode. i also think it's a pretty fair guess that the ship we saw in "the incident" wasn't the black rock. no reason it should be really
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
It totally makes sense to a guy who believes he's ultimately going straight to hell when he dies (and also that fundamentally, he can't redeem himself out of it. LOST!).
The episode was overrun to 10:06 or so.
I don't think MIB will literally be Jacob's father, but it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out he's a generation older, or that Jacob replaced him in some way - seems to mirror the other major combatants in Ben/Widmore and Jack/Locke.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
hey btw was that the dogen knife that MIB gave him? i though so but dont have the time to go screencap hunting to verify
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
MIB said something like Jacob stole his body -- so Jacob is MIB's original form?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
i took it to mean that jacob was the reason he was bodiless, but idk maybe?
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
nhex agreed but it was lulzy
jj yes it was the dogen knife and the dogen pre-stabby pep talk
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzrv4jwJ711qz6g6ao1_500.png
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
Courtesy Slate:
"You still think you're in Hell?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFBjOMA5wY
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
no reason it should be really
if other ships were brought to the island in fine weather without having to be destroyed, what happened to those ships? i guess we'll never know
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
well Jacob did say "they're all dead" when Ricardus asked him about other people who had come
I am very confused about this whole ship-or-wave-or-whatever-breaking-the-statue thing.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
presumably Jacob didn't intend his house to break when he brought them to the island in a heavy storm. sorry this whole thing is just bugging me. i enjoyed the episode btw,
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
Could have been Smokey gave them an extra push in the statue's direction for spite's sake. (Though he's presumably not allowed to smash it directly)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
LOL where's the MONEY, ricardus
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
how far beneath the sea did Jacob's special place have to be for the Black Rock to smack Tawaret upside the head?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
xpost for any gaming dorks that dont read ILG (credit to cozen btw):http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/just-cause-2/news/lost-island-hidden-in-just-cause-2/a-20100324105851748059/g-20080130113133479045
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
The Jacob as Smokey's jailer thing with the Island as the prison has been my thinking since the end of last series, so I'm kinda happy they went with that. The explanation of how the Black Rock ended up in the middle of the jungle didn't make any sense whatsoever though.
This would make me so happy. I can't imagine anything that would piss Jack off more than having to spend eternity babysitting Locke.
I like the sunken Island as smashed bottle idea as well, and the alt-timeline what happens with Smokey out and about in the world - they hinted at that when Smokey told Sayid he could get him back to Nadia.
The next big mythology ep will be the Ilana one, maybe? Either that or we're going to get a whole episode of Jacob and Smokey at the dawn of time.
Also dudes, they totally showed a wild boar feeding on a dead slave. That was kind of grim.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda sad they killed Faraday off - I wonder what he'd make trying to scientifically explain all this shit. Trying to work out how Desmond might fit into it all as well.
Also this might be a stupid question but why did Jacob not just pick Richard as his successor?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
At the time Jacob didn't need a successor, his primary goal it seems is just to piss off Smokey and prove him wrong. I'm guessing around 2004 when the time travel shenanigans started happening he figured out he wasn't going to last much longer... maybe as far back as Ben becoming the leader of the Others?
xp ha, it totally was. i was actually wondering if that was really a boar or just smokey being a total creep, but it was probably just the boar.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, that gave me a bigger Deadwood flashback than Tolliver being there.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, that was absurd. I was pretty surprised that the explanation for the Rock to be in the middle of the jungle was skyscraper-high wave. Maybe Jacob screwed up his summoning mojo and ended up summoning half the Atlantic along with that ship.
Looking like the Jacob and MIB we saw in this ep are 'younger' versions of themselves. I think the scene at the opening of the S5 finale is after the whole thing with the Black Rock. Though it is confusing to the audience to have two ships.
So there's the idea that MIB and Jacob are prisoner and jailer, and the idea that Jacob's got some point to prove. MIB is more invested in the idea of just getting the hell out even if he has to annihilate the island and everybody on it to do it. So why does Jacob feel it's necessary to prove some moral point to MIB, since it doesn't really have any impact on MIB's having to be jailed? And isn't the implication that if MIB capitulated to Jacob's argument, he'd be redeemed in Jacob's eyes and therefore worthy of being released?
― Brakhage, Thursday, 25 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
it is confusing to the audience to have two ships
planes were not invented yet
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 March 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
i am confused as to why mib's instructions to ricardo to kill jacob were the same as dogen's (jacob's mouthpiece) instructions to sayid to kill locke - maybe mib and jacob are 2 sides of same person like the good and evil angels sitting on your shoulder. maybe they both have to be killed w/ no one taking their places to set everyone on the island free and let them live their lives. i don't trust that jacob is really "good". how do we know it's not just smokey manifesting himself as the island's guardian to get what he wants?
― tehresa, Thursday, 25 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
"I think the scene at the opening of the S5 finale is after the whole thing with the Black Rock."
you're saying jacob rebuilt the statue and then it somehow got smashed all over again?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 25 March 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
doesnt mib say something like "he took my body" at some point
― max, Thursday, 25 March 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah he has to inhabit bodies of the dead to be a physical apparition
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
titus was probably someone else and smokey took him over like locke
facepalm
― Brakhage, Thursday, 25 March 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
er, my mistake I mean, you're right
it's funny reading this thread and knowing peeps who read the spoilers and try to claim to be on a big speculation tip
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 March 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
even if the spoilers are quite tame
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
Sometimes I the spoilers are unwitting and second-hand, I'd imagine.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
-I
MIB apparently not a wine drinker
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Thursday, 25 March 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)
love that even jacob occasionally needs to use some good ol' waterboarding to get the job done
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
mib & jacob's modern-american accents seemed really jarring in this episode.
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
he was baptizing him! also, he wanted to know where the money was
― Nhex, Thursday, 25 March 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
Totally agree on the modern American accents. Felt Jacob was fine but mib's entire demeanour was 00s villain, it really didn't work well. You have to feel he'd be weirder as some ancient force for evil....
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)
Is there any hope of tommy lee jones and will smith rounding off the series with a specially tailored version of "men in black" featuring smokey
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)
We don't know where Jacob and MIB are from yet, though. They might be American for all we know. They should have had British accents though. Mysterious ancient shifty untrustworthy dudes always work better with British accents.
I think the Jacob that Hurley is seeing is definitely the real Jacob, but I'm not so sure as to whether he actually wants what's best for anyone concerned.
Hurley's ep could reveal a hell of a lot actually, it's good to see his character being used for something other than 'amiable, goofy series intro'.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:32 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i'd say that when mib first appears to richard that the contrast between mib's accent and the accents of richard's past was almost exaggerated. plus they spent some time earlier in the episode focussing on richard's attempts to learn english. hmmm
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:40 (fifteen years ago)
when i say accent's of richard's past i just mean spanish ppl and that english slave trader dude. just seemed to strange when all-american chill bro smokey shows up.
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)
The Island made him learn English.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:46 (fifteen years ago)
god wtf is wrong with my typing today anyway you get the idea
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, i've gotta assume jacob & mib accents are deliberately modern and casual. if there's one thing this show is good at, it's bringing the melodramatic gravitas. the fact that jacob & smokey are so calm and ordinary has to be for a reason.
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Thursday, 25 March 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)
This whole redemption thing must be going somewhere (Richard wanting redemption from his "sins", Sayid unable to redeem himself and change his nature, etc.) Possibly Ben will be the person who ends up proving that even the murderer of Jacob can redeem himself. But what will it mean? That MIB himself will see humanity's worth and stop wanting to kill people?
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 March 2010 09:21 (fifteen years ago)
acc. to lostpedia the magic knife has a romulus & remus depiction on it - maybe mib's evil she-wolf mum will turn up
― r|t|c, Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)
lol check out the irl alt timeline btw
Mark Pellegrino (Jacob) is an acting teacher in Los Angeles at the same acting school where Nestor Carbonell, the actor who plays Richard Alpert, is a student.
L O S T
― r|t|c, Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
"Can you help me become the next Antonio Banderas?"
"Sorry. Can't do that."
"Then I guess I'd like to play your unaging butler on a show about a magic island."
"Now that I can do."
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
haha!
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)
They should have had British accents though. Mysterious ancient shifty untrustworthy dudes always work better with British accents.
so glad they DIDN'T do this. Widmore is cliched enough.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
Magnus Hanso's backstory: buys slaves, crashlands on island, killed by smoke monster.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
When did Richard stop/start/stop/start believing he was in purgatory then? He tells Jack it's a secret he's known for a long time, not a secret he used to believe, then stopped believing for 250 years, then decided might be true after all. And at the end of S5 he told Sun he'd seen watched all the oceanic gang die. What did he mean by that?
― JimD, Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
I think Richard stopped believing he was in Hell (don't know where purgatory comes in) when Jacob convinced him that MIB was a liar. Now he's having crisis of faith because Jacob is dead--and he's doubting whether anything Jacob told him was true. I doubt there's any more to it than that.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
They can't really explain the "I watched them all die" bit without revealing what happened immediately after the Incident/bomb blast and they're not going to do that for a while.
Given that in Jack etc's personal timelines they zapped back to 2007 or whenever, it's possible that Richard thought they were vapourised or something? Would that be ridiculous?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
I can't see Jacob being evil or any such thing. We might be meant to wonder about him but loosely he's obv a good guy.
Curious about the knife thing, could sayid have killed flocke with that? I had thought dogen was just lying.
Also seems smokey can appear as people regardless of whether they're on the island, v vague "rules" and loads of misleading bullshit about this...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
I just figured purgatory cos he was scared the devil would get him if he went to hell...yet he also seemed to think he was already dead. OH I DON'T KNOW.
― JimD, Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I was going to say, are the "rules" coming from anywhere other than viewer speculation?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
Would that be ridiculous?
A bit, if only because between seeing them vanish in the 70s and telling Sun they were dead in 2007, he'd seen them all crash on the island and hang round there for a couple of years.
― JimD, Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)
Also seems smokey can appear as people regardless of whether they're on the island
maybe they have to be scanned first. altho Ben did see his Mom on the island without Smokey scanning him...but presumably that was Jacob.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
and obv Jack saw his Dad
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
and kate saw the horse
― max, Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
s(addle)up frackles
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)
But Jacob told him you're not in hell and you're not dead, and nearly drowned him proving the point.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah yeah, I know, but then he said Jack was dead and implied he'd always known Jack was dead and I just think it was unclear what he was meant to believe and when.
― JimD, Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey and Jacob could actually be modern (or future) Americans who somehow ended up on the island because of some time travel thing. The accents seem really out of place when they make the effort for Richard to speak Spanish for most of the episode.
― joygoat, Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
dudes they're mysterious semi-immortal embodiments of good and evil, who knows what kind of accents they're supposed to have?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
only 9 episodes left omg
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
one should have a chorus of harps and angels when he speaks and the other should have evil laughter and the occasional thunderclap
― joygoat, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
i was just bummed that they got this sorta generic midwestern billy baldwin when all of the egyptian/biblical shit makes me want him to be, like, semitic.
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, May 15, 2009 10:03 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
"dudes they're mysterious semi-immortal embodiments of good and evil, who knows what kind of accents they're supposed to have?"
I think the lack of cursing is hurting it more than accent-accuracy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUI4Txi445o
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
Richard obviously now thinks it's hell now because he's picked up on being a lapsed Catholic. He went from thinking it was hell to thinking it was purgatory back in ye olde 1800s when Jacob gave him that talk, but the modern Catholic church has been distancing itself from the notion of purgatory, so Richard's new crisis of faith led him back to thinking it was hell.
He obviously is keeping up with Vatican trends on the island.
― mh, Thursday, 25 March 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
well, he knew what cyborg zombies were!
― Nhex, Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
he musta learned that in cyborg zombie catechism
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
i know he's been there a while but i'm not sure richard would have been able to travel to modern day LA so easily. it's like encino man or something.
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 26 March 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
the education of ricardus
kate's horse joeks on the new podcast (around the 9 minute mark)
― abanana, Friday, 26 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
i think i'm just gonna give up on the podcast. maybe because i don't like listening to podcasts in general but it really feels like a waste of time to listen to them laugh at themselves and not really give any insight into the show or how they make it
― Nhex, Friday, 26 March 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
The rules are sort of viewer speculation except all along Christian and ekos brother etc seemed to imply person has to be on the island...like why else write in those bodies being there? I think these areas are where it becomes clear their addiction to making shocking endings and reveals etc means loads of confusion by the end. Eg basically "yeah that was irrelevant" being a fair description for tons of happenings.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
Like sayid etc, how does his "possession" differ from dead people? Does anyone think they'll even bother ironing out smokey so he makes some sort of sense...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
Only just occurred to me last night but having expected a Jack-Christian confrontation on the island for so long, it's now no longer possible assuming that Christian on-island was always only ever the manifestation of either Smokey (now trapped in Locke form) or Jacob (now dead which presumably prevents him from doing a lot of stuff e.g. appearing as others if he ever did) or both. Just makes explaining the whole deal with Christian ever more pertinent I think.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/35jh01u.png
― Slaughter in Robot Village (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
Is that from Hark, a Vagrant?
― Brakhage, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
Yes!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
Kate Beaton = <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/78174636.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1269624796&Signature=cfrHpMlMln4pSps%2Fh%2BNoltxT%2Fkw%3D
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
ha ha muy bueno
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
Hmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8584665.stm
― Brakhage, Friday, 26 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
What these two countries mystical entities could not achieve from years of talking, has been resolved by global warming," said Professor Sugata Hazra.
Anyone wishing to visit now, he observed, would have to think of traveling by submarine.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 27 March 2010 10:27 (fifteen years ago)
The thing that bugged me apart from the modern accents was when Hurley was repeating Richard's wifes words to him and then just stopped repeating them and he was somehow able to know what she was saying. Apart from that though, good episode.
Haven't the writers already stated the island is not purgatory?
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 27 March 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
It confused me but I interpreted it as Hurley was saying everything she says but they just didn't show his talking parts because he wasn't the focus of the scene
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 27 March 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think they'd just omit his talking parts, i think hurley actually stopped translating. which confused me too. i got the sense richard had somehow become aware of his wife's presence and what she was communicating to him, because he more or less knew when she was done talking and had gone.
― phantompenguin, Sunday, 28 March 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
nah it was a representation that through Hurley's translation, Richard was able to talk directly with his wife. i.e. Hurley was saying everything she says but they just didn't show his talking parts because he wasn't the focus of the scene
but yes Richard did become aware enough of her that he could tell when she was gone
― dmr, Sunday, 28 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
so i guess jacob saying "they'll live but you'll never be able to see them again" was a description of hurleyvision, and MIB's "i can let you see them again" was his smoke manifestations.
― abanana, Sunday, 28 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
Right now I'm guessing there will be a third magical force on the island besides Jacob and Flocke, represented by Ghost Christian and the blond kid, and the correct choice will be to follow them. like entering the Atrus book at the end of Myst.
― abanana, Sunday, 28 March 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)
if they moved the goalposts one more time in the last 5 episodes or something i would just...spit on my own carpet, i guess.
― some dude, Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
I've been rewatching the series in recent weeks w/ the intention of coming back around, full-circle, to this season's goings-on at around the same time that the show concludes. Anyway, I've just settled in to the drudgery of early S3 & am full-on into all the lovey dovey FRACKLES Sawyer/Kate banter & ... *VOMITS LUNG*
"One more thing - You taste like strawberries." "You taste like fish biscuits."
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
are you gonna watch the jack tattoo episode again? shudder
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
xp - Otherwise, the S3 water-treading is a lot easier to take when u don't have to wait a full week or more for NOTHING to happen AGAIN.
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
I just rewatched S3 and totally agree that it was more watchable the second time when you are not dying to know what the fuck is going on.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
I skipped the flashback scenes in Jack's Tattoo
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I'm going to watch them all. I'll be kickin it w/ Bai Ling, Paolo & Niki all too soon.
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
lol I totally forgot about Locke's narc/wayward youth sidekick
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
& hippie-terrorist Hank Jennings!
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
hey guess what guys it is "taco night"
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2470/3627594819_9fc4ffeda9.jpg
sawyer didn't tell frackles they were on a different island why because he wanted her to believe that they had a damn chance.
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Monday, 29 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
Karl is trapped in an alternate version of the future as envisioned in 1993 by Billy Idol
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aIhe8P8Di90/SgS-HpP071I/AAAAAAAABec/-GPArbsNgYo/s320/cyberpunk_idol1.jpg
― A capella key change in "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips (Pillbox), Monday, 29 March 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
BREAKING NEWS: They've finally announced what the last episode will be titles.
SPOILER ALERT:
It's called The End.
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 March 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
L O S T was secretly a Beatles album all along.
― abanana, Monday, 29 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley is the walrus.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 29 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
your only friend
― dmr, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
we're exactly halfway through the season now.
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
so who's the focus tonight? anyone know? guessing Hurley or Sun/Jin.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
Jin/Sun. Spoiled myself on this episode. Big ending. And things should really start happening next week if certain theories are true. But we can wait 90 minutes to talk about that.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
Can I just say how much I hate the sound of "Amazing Grace" played on a bagpipe.
Good episode though.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
don't see how that was a "big ending" tbh -- as the episode came to a close i kinda felt like i had mostly just watched the show spin its wheels, one or two intriguing things aside
― forktongueclovenhoofu (some dude), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
Reading the spoilers, Desmond seemed like a big deal, but as it played out it was pretty anticlimactic, sure. Nonetheless, there's been a lot of speculation that Desmond is going to be pretty key, especially with respect to the alt timeline. So if those theories are true, things could start getting interesting next week.
Anyway, I enjoyed this episode. Didn't like last weeks, so don't know what that says about me.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
So was Mikhail's eye just a parallel to the other timeline, or is this the same Mikhail? "The John Locke I knew was par--"
― abanana, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
also felt the spinning wheels sensation this episode :/ any quick guesses how desmond's ability is 'the key'?
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
abanana, that's certainly the question we're meant to be asking... i'm not so sure this is an "alt" or "other" timeline after all. but we shall see.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
I'm a sucker for Sun and Jin episodes. Also Sawyer's: "No, 'cause THAT would be ridiculous!"
― Nhex, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)
so nothing actually happened this ep, right? did i miss something?
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond's their go-to "unstuck in time and space" guy, maybe he's jumping back and forth between realities like he did in The Constant. Then he could bring messages from one side to the other ("I just saw a magical world where the plane didn't crash! Everyone who's been to the island lives in Los Angeles for some reason!")
Jack's eyes welled up with tears at the end of his scene with Sun, OF COURSE.
― the jaws of impermanence and soul death (reddening), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)
Absolutely nothing happened, but the episode was pleasant enough.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)
who cares about pleasant?!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)
wtf u guyz this was a good one, a ducks in a row episode. we always criticize when characters don't communicate with each other, don't fill in. but now we know where claire is at, what's going on with sayid, the trajectory of the beach folks. flocke right up at the sonic fence was tight. darts got shot again. room 23.
mikhail getting shot in the eye is big i think, tells us the LA world is going to mimic the island but not how we expect (if we see ethan again he's going to die, right?). and desmond is totally going to connect the two worlds isn't he
sun taking her sweater off was the perfect L O S T mix of hot and lol
― rafsan (rahni), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:33 (fifteen years ago)
^^^so true
― Nhex, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)
Why would Mr. Paik send Sun on the surprise-you're-murdered trip with Jin?
we always criticize when characters don't communicate with each other, don't fill in.
Well, why the hell wouldn't Alpert just say "hey, a few years ago I had a heart-to-heart with Jacob, who told me that we CAN'T let this thing off the island" when he comes back and tells everyone to pack their bags?! Widmore managed to convey the whole thing clearly to Jin in one sentence.
Would REALLY nobody ask a follow up after FLocke ignored Sawyer's "Where'd Sayid go?" question?
This episode had some really clunky dialogue - e.g. FLocke's "A wise man once said war would come to this island... well, I think it just did" or whatever. And I sort of wanted Jack's cringe-tomato to explode in his hand.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
Probably to teach her a lesson about sneaking around behind his back with checking accounts and boyfriends.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
generally liked this episode but I wish they had started the flash-sideways plot at the point where Sayid finds Jin in the meat locker, since we didn't really learn much new from that plot, other than that Sun's dad was going to have Keamey kill Jin and (maybe) that Jin and Sun aren't married in alt-world (or did we already know that?)
However I find Jin and Sun a lot more palatable than Jack/Kate/Sawyer and the dude who plays Keamey is a lot of fun to watch.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
This is true. Not a lot happened, but it was enjoyable enough.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
the dude who plays Keamey is a lot of fun to watch
i found him way hotter in this ep than ever before
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
creepy
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)
Funniest line of the night: the intentional Sawyer "Cause That Would be ridiculous" vs the unintentional Whidmore "It's time to see my package."
I mostly enjoyed the alt stuff this episode. The on island stuff was mostly boring and uninteresting to me, especially the stuff involving the Jack, Hurley, and Ilana group. I think that's been the pattern for me all season though. I Did enjoy Desmond and Sayid's wtf interaction.
But frankly this show has more or less been kind of a bore to me since the end of season 4, literally the moment after Ben moved the island, but if I'm grading on a curve, relative to what I've come to expect from this show, I liked this episode enough to call it a good episode.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
this might've been the best Jin/Sun-centric episode ever for me, although i've never been a big fan. sweater scene was O_O though.
i'm liking the on-island stuff a lot more now that they're out of the paper mache temple.
― j@ggerlovesmanydudes (some dude), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
maybe... on-island stuff STILL boils down to:
This week on LOST, [jacob/smocke/richard] tells the Losties to go here, or here, or maybe here, and some stuff happens.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
I watched an s2 ep of breaking bad last night sometime after lost and was like damn lost really sucks now
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
inertia is the only thing making me watch the show
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
I wish Widmore wasn't such a dick to his son-in-law
― mh, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
You know you're living your life to the fullest when you watch a TV show because of inertia.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
I know dude I know
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
fixed.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond's their go-to "unstuck in time and space" guy, maybe he's jumping back and forth between realities like he did in The Constant.
Since Zoe's looking for the exotic matter pockets I'd imagine that they're going to toss Des in there so he can pop out in the alt, yeah
I didn't see this so much as a marking-time ep as just setting up the pieces for the shitstorm to come. Seems like MIB needs the candidates in one place to depart the island (more 'we all have to go back'/'it has to be all of you' stuff - why?), and everybody else is expendable (like say Kate once she gets Jack and Sawyer on the plane)
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
what's her face was the bank agent, but she had no accent, that was weird.
― akm, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
I think Flocke wants to get all of the candidates together so that he can kill them. Though apparently he can't do this directly himself because of what that weird little kid said? And once all of the candidates are dead, he can leave the island.
Last night's episode got me thinking that Keamy could have been one of this show's all time great villains, maybe not quite up there with Linus, but still up there. Which also got me thinking, who was season 5's villain? Radzinsky? lol. Either Ben or Whidmore or both I guess. Ultimately it turns out neither maybe.
I never would have thought that I would like the off-island stuff more than the on-island stuff until this season. And I guess thats because at this point only the off-island stuff has had forward moving plots, with characters I'm familiar with doing stuff that matters to them.
On island has been in this weird back-story filling, mystery answering mode for the bulk of two seasons now. And Ive come to realize that I never cared about the answers to any of these mysteries. If they had ended this show at the end of season 4, with the losties who wanted to get off the island getting off the island and those who didn't, staying with Locke and moving the island, I think that would've been perfect for me.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
I don't necessarily mean I don't care about the answers to any mystery, but I really don't feel like I learned anything new about the dharma initiative, the french team, alpert's backstory, or anything else where I had pretty much already filled those gaps in my mind, only to have the show refill those gaps with official, canonical, unnecessary yet-not-very-compelling versions. The story of the black rock was a whole lot less interesting to me than what I had pieced together in my mind about it. Same is true of the dharma initiative, and probably other stuff I can't think of at the moment.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
What's your mind-fanfiction version like? I thought the black rock was going to be an intergalactic slave ship.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
Basically what they showed. Yet it was somehow less cool actually watching it. lol. In my imagination, Smokey did not immediately kill everyone except Alpert though, but that's neither here nor there really.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
In the Alpert story, I'm amazed by all the things we DIDN'T learn. Who is Hanso? Was he trying to send the Black Rock to the island or did it just happen? Does he work for Jacob (it didn't seem like it). How did he get the captain's diary? If Hanso was working for Jacob in some way, why were there a bunch of other slaves on the ship? Were they selected to come to the island too? If not, why not just have a slave ship with only the captain and Alpert?
Instead, what we learn is: Alpert sold his life away to avoid jail, to a man he (and we) didn't meet, everyone he met died as soon as he got to the island ... basically, we only learned what we already knew, plus the specifics of how he personally got on the boat.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
yeah thats otm.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Why would you think he was trying to send the ship to the island?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
This show's going to leave a lot of stuff unanswered so it'll be as talked about as Twin Peaks in 15-20 years.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
They could do with leaving more stuff unanswered, imo. The temple was another mystery that I didn't need explained.
x-posts: Not trying to ignore your question. I'm just otming the 2nd paragraph. "basically we only learned what we already knew..."
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
But wtf am i bitching about? I think I enjoyed most of last night MORE than most of you guys. Sorry, just an old talking about stuff on the internet habit.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know, but I am sure Jacob has some influence, either directly or indirectly. But fuck if we know what it was ... in probably the only episode there will ever be about the Black Rock!
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
jacob's full name is Jakob Hanso MacLeod of the clan MacLeod
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, I had Magnus Hanso all wrong. He was the captain of the ship, Whitfield was his second, and Hanso died in the crash on the island.
Not sure how Alvar Hanso got the captain's log, but I suppose Richard could have brought it back with him.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
saving hanso stories for the comic book sequels
― akm, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
wtf with that Dancing W/The Stars bullshit, I wanted to rewatch last week's episode! fortunately I dl'ed a Spanish-subtitled one which was lots of fun.
geez that V countdown was annoying.
more mirrors in this ep, also those vozzek69 recaps continue to be awesome and enlightening. if the "nothing happened this time" folks would care to take a look... (note: long and geeky)
http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2010/03/things-i-noticed-package-by-vozzek69.html#more
― sleeve, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously anyone who thinks nothing happened in this episode is just not paying attention and moaning for the sake of moaning by now.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
Just reading a summary of it is exhausting: Desmond is the package. *eyeroll at Matt DC*
― for me to chilt on (bnw), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
Think this was the biggest indication yet that it's actually Widmore who was on the 'right' side throughout S3 and S4, and that he was trying to kill Ben because he knew what was going to happen. He must know something, he knows what's important about Desmond, which is why he went to such lengths to get him to the island twice, and possibly this is related to the Faraday/time stuff that's been ignored so far this season.
What did Zoe say she was? A geologist? A geophysicist? That's going to be a big deal. Probably born on the island as well.
Quite happy Sun has lost the ability to speak English because she can't really act in English, whereas she's a lot better in Korean. There was no indication she should speak English in the alt-timeline either, which might, if I was in stupid theorising mode, be an example of the alt-timeline bleeding through into this one, like Juliet's "let's go for coffee".
Seems to me like alt-Keamy is targeting the candidates, maybe? I can't remember what it was that would make him give a shit about Sayid. Maybe it was just a coincidence.
Pretty sure that Kate is really a candidate and maybe Jacob is dummying Smokey by crossing off her name and pretending she isn't. There's no way he's getting Hurley onside, anyway.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
I hope alt-Sun is alright anyway. If only Jin could run into a surgeon who'd be able to save her.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
(Actually I fear that 'nothing happened' is possibly apt given that Lost has now trashed the concept of 'significant things happening' to the extent that a major character being shot in the chest by the father of her unborn child doesn't feel like that big a deal)
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
they stole the shot-in-the-eye thing from DONNIE DARKO LOL
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, especially in that scene near the end where Sun is showing Jack what she's written, and the paper is right there in the bottom-right corner of the screen!
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
But does anyone even care what happens to alt-Sun? It's like Sayid at the beginning of this season: Kill him off or don't, I don't really care anymore.
But beyond that, I don't think there's really any suspense as to the outcome anyway. Just like there's no suspense as to whether Sun and Jin will eventually be reunited in the real timeline. They're just treading water with these characters until they do it already.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if they're stealing anything else from donnie darko.
Did you miss the whole episode where Keamy was extorting money from Sayid's brother and Sayid went to try and go "reason" with him because Nadia is married to his brother?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
apparently!
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
Lol at Sun running into a tree. Much as I like filling in backstory, I still think this season's pace is slowing down almost to a standstill and it feels like we're running out of episodes.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah great to see Room 23 and Mikhail again.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
Think this was the biggest indication yet that it's actually Widmore who was on the 'right' side throughout S3 and S4, and that he was trying to kill Ben because he knew what was going to happen.
I dunno, my feeling is that the Ben/Widmore feud was purely about who was in charge of the Others, and also based on Widmore's initial dismissal from the camp. Their hatred for each other goes way back and seems to be based on stupid feuds about who had a kid where.
I think it makes much more sense Widmore and Ben just hate each other than Widmore knowing Ben was going to be convinced by MIB to kill Jacob.
Fairly sure the Widmore/Ben thing and huge amounts of Widmore's past are just twists and turns and feints towards storylines they changed their mind about anyway.
EG why in the name of jesus would Widmore have planted the flight wreckage....to protect the candidates or something???
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
the alt is starting to feel like some sort of matrix style dreamworld at this point, like someone will peel back a palm tree and oh look it's the restaurant
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DODGE
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I'd just forgotten the whole Sayid thing.
I think at this point filling in backstory is more important than what's actually happening on the island. It kinda feels like there isn't much to happen on the island now other than a big fight between the Smokey dudes and the Jacob/Richard/Widmore dudes.
Yeah maybe, but they've brought Widmore back for a reason and they have ways to reconcile that I'm sure. In any case they've known where they were going since midway through S3 and the appearance of Jacob's cabin, and Widmore wasn't really a particularly big thing until then.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
maybe widmore will tell us why that fucking bird said hurley's name
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
Have they really known where they were going since then? I don't have any faith in that. Or even if they have known where they're going they've gone loads of other places to make the show more exciting.
There are a lot of times now where Lost is a show of many dreary coincidences. I still really enjoy it but seeing Mikhail wasn't even a shock, just "oh right, there he is..."
Even Desmond was pretty obvious before it showed his face.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah Desmond was totally obvious, the Richard backstory was totally obvious as well, but still strangely enjoyable to see. I know the rest of the viewing public isn't looking at it in the same way as this thread and others are, but it'd be nice to be totally wrong-footed in one episode. At the moment they seem to be trailing everything two or three episodes in advance.
The Mikhail/Keamy/Charlotte stuff just feels like the writers doing a lap of honour for all the actors. Like this episode would have felt more sinister had it just been random gangster dudes.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, Keamy is fucking brilliant, god the guy is just a reprehensible bastard. He's surely acted his way into bigger roles.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
His Hamlet was brilliant.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8627/kevin%20durand.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
is that from wolverine?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
Hamlet
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
Keamy freaks me the fuck out. When I was growing up my best friend's brother looked a looot like him and was way more psychotic.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
for ex. he drove a red el camino and in his mid fuckin 20's if he saw a little kid riding down the street on a bike he would stop the car, get out, push the kid off the bike, throw the bike into the truck bed and drive off
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
so he was more like jack then
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
for ex. he drove a red el camino and in his mid fuckin 20's if he saw a little kid riding down the street on a bike he would stop the car, get out, push the kid off the bike, throw the bike into the truck bed and drive off― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
even tho i know this is reprehensible (i woulda been that kid), this is k-awesome
also the dude that plays keamy is excellent, would watch again A+++
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
ok wait stealing the bike is totally awful, n/m
but still, reminds me of when my friends would go water-ballooning in the summer: drive around, see a kid like walking the family dog, drive around the block, and lob a few water balloons at him
again, totally awful (almost as bad as yelling!), but still secretly small-town hilarious
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
Now I'm thinking of a Lost spinoff with Keamy as a Dexter-style psychotic/poor man's Walken living next door to a wholesome family ... hijinks ensue when the border collie's severed head is found in Dad's bed one morning
― Brakhage, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, it's a sitcom
btw
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
the situation is....MURDER
totally into keamy, dude is killing that role
― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
i blame this episode on the director Paul A. Edwards, who hasn't made a great episode yet, and has made some real stinkers. Here's the episodes he's done:
"What Kate Did" (but I can't blame him for getting stuck with Kate episodes)"Two for the Road" (aka Ana Lucia And Libby Get Shot For Drunk Driving)"The Glass Ballerina" (where he fucked up jae lee's death)"Par Avion" "Cabin Fever" "This Place Is Death" "The Variable" (another one that should've been better)"What Kate Does""The Package"
― abanana, Thursday, 1 April 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
how are those potatoes?
DEAD
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
But isn't The Variable widely considered the greatest episode?
― Dan I., Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
You're probably thinking of "The Constant".
― Nhex, Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
oops, you're right.
― Dan I., Thursday, 1 April 2010 08:04 (fifteen years ago)
i thought that episode was pretty crappy but it had to happen good points:
- return of the drum + bass room- sun running into a tree- return of mikhail - DESMOND (wans't really a suprise but....DESMOND!)- jack promising to get everyone off the island (YOU ONLY CAME BACK ON A MAGICAL PLANE A FEW DAYS AGO WTF)
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 08:43 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah the tomato was so lols too
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)
during the episode i was outraged by the sun forgetting english thing. i mean wtf what a ridiculous way to waste an episode. but reading what u guys are saying that it could be related to the two timelines bleeding into each other is kind of cool.
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda cool but also the sort of shit I make up on the hoof. It's probably more likely to be a plot device that will later stop her imparting a piece of vital information at a time of crisis.
Thought Jin teaming up with the Widmore guys was probably the more significant bit. That and finding out Smokey needs all the candidates together to leave.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't mind the Sun forgetting English thing so much, it's exactly the sort of Lost contrivance we've come to expect, and it was an obvious callback to her Season 1 days.
Needing all the candidates together to leave (or die together) is a cool idea, reflecting the Ajira return.
― Nhex, Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
- return of the drum + bass room
The answer to the D&B room's purpose was so hilariously offhand. "Yeah, subliminal messages or yawn anyway here's my boss."
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)
Live together, die alone, amirite?
Sun also formed an alliance with Widmore off-island so maybe this is what reunites them?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)
didn't the video have "jacob" embedded in it the first time we saw room 23?
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)
god how long has the show been talking about fricken jacob. i hate this guy.
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
Flocke is a dick for not asking Widmore how he found the island. Also how did Widmore's crew pick up Kate's useless banter with Swayer that easily? Good ep.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
that said i forgot that the last time we saw Mrs Faraday she was talking to Widmore outside that church so probably gave him the same info about the "window" that the Ajira flight took
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
Also that giant pendulum thing that detects the Island, I don't think that one's even a mystery.
The explanations for all the Dharma stations are great, it's always like "ah some stupid experiments, who cares?" The Swan and the Looking Glass are the only interesting ones.
Also, Miles was unfunny for the first time ever this week. Are they keeping him and Lapidus round for any reason other than that it's useful for plot reasons to have a pilot and a guy who talks to dead people hanging around?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)
Don't believe mib needs all the candidates together to leave, whoever said he just wants to kill them all otm.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
Is the fact the monster tried to pull Locke underground in s1 significant at all? I mean as opposed to murdering him?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
lapidus is so hammy in his acting that it's really distracting
― akm, Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
"He's only got one kidney - perfect!"
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think we are giving Jack enough of a hard time for "I GUESS NO-ONE TOLD IT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE" btw
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
I just roll my eyes at everything Jack says.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
Not much of a gardener, but do tomatoes really need continual, periodic human intervention to grow anyway?
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure they need an island without a feral pig population
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
Really, they can't grow if there are predators around?
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know enough to say. You might get a few self-seeding stragglers, but fewer every year probably. I've had a couple of amusing experiences with tomato plants coming up in difficult circumstances. My question is, where did Sun get the original tomato seeds to plant?
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
I really think that the pigs would take care of any untended tomatoes. And pigs have extremely efficient digestive tracts -- tomato seeds wouldn't pass through undigested to self-seed where the droppings landed.
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
oh i see. thanks.
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
Instead of that being a stagey callback to S1, I'm starting to buy the idea that her forgetting English on the island since she never learned it in the alt is an indicator that the two realities are affecting each other. (Though since the show always maintains ambiguity either explanation could be true.) It's going to get really weird if the two timelines merge.
― Brakhage, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
well considering we've already seen signs of the island reality manifesting itself in the ALT it seems very likely it's going both ways
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
oh the reason sun ran into the tree is because her head is so large
Lapidus' hamminess was kind of awesome though - it made me want the actor to get a post-Lost gig as some sort of 1980's grizzled TV private eye type who lives on a boat and has a robot or a helicopter helicopter and gets people out of jams every week.
― joygoat, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
maybe in the alt hurley becomes a bird and then he goes back in time to say his own name to himself
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
a fried of mine who listens to that podcast shit said the creators are going to explain the bird thing so I'm just getting my bitchin in while I can
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
oh ffs really? it's actually a thing? please no...
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
srsly how many times have u brought up the fucking bird already
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
the bird was just a joke on the viewers who try to read too much into this show. Hurley's always played the "voice of the audience" role. See: all those people insisting Keamy said "island" instead of "to ya." (Even Vozzek insists it was island!)
the horse was definitely Sawyer tho. FYI.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Best thing about this season: ThinkGeek brings the April 1 joy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/dharma-alarm-clock.shtml?icpg=Carousel_DharmaClock_5
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
oh my god I would give up the iPhone SleepCycle app for that in a heartbeat. <3
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
lol i just tried buy it
― archer's goon (tpp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
last year's Tauntaun Sleeping Bag was enough of a hit that it eventually made it to production, so ya never know...
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0MX6oqJBno
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
ha ha i did think Keamy said something about the island, for a few seconds
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I clicked back & listened to it again.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if Flocke stole Sun's ability to speak English.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
Sun bumping her head and then not speaking English provoked the exact same reaction in me as 24 Season 1 where Jack's wife falls over and forgets everything.
i.e. FUCK YOUalthough quite liking the 'bleeding realities' theory so I'll give her a chance.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
I'm starting to buy the idea that her forgetting English on the island since she never learned it in the alt is an indicator that the two realities are affecting each other.
this is definitely what's happening. Keamy may have said "island", I dunno. I do think that there are people in the alt who are aware of what's happening in every timeline (Widmore, maybe Hawking).
also really interested in the idea that the flashbacks weren't really flashbacks, but something else (i.e. another alt). hoping this gets fleshed out soon.
there's a consistent theme of people being in the WRONG timeline, like when Desmond walked into the jewelry store. I think that is especially relevant to the alt timeline and why Desmond has appeared on the island.
― sleeve, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
i still think Jack is aware of what's happening in the alt, or at least he's definitely not completely up to speed on what his life there is supposed to be
― some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not the only fuckin one!!!!!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/80762606.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1270158092&Signature=mb6hfYIZB73oQAodjBsQAlKdOHY%3D
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
This totally makes sense, b/c in the off-island scenario she secretly took English comprehension and writing lessons.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
I really hope its just that they realised how annoying/dull Sun had become so let's just stop her talking for a while. also no way would she have the balls to call Alpert an idiot in English.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
Did I imagine it, or did she write emoticons in that Rx pad Jack gave her?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
Sun lays it down
http://base58.com/ilx/jacktool.jpg
^ click for 7mb animated gif version
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 2 April 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
This has already been addressed but Jack's tomato was like Andie Macdowell end of 4 weddings + a funeral "oh is it raining I hadn't noticed" level of cringe.
― Astley Hunchings (Jon Lewis), Friday, 2 April 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
I thought the tomato was actually pretty nice! But I'm a sap.
there's a consistent theme of people being in the WRONG timeline, like when Desmond walked into the jewelry store. I think that is especially relevant to the alt timeline and why Desmond has appeared on the island
Oh, good call. I forgot how he has deja vu in that episode, and can predict some details, but his recollections of things that haven't happened yet aren't completely accurate. Remembering another timeline?
I want Widmore's 'they'll all cease to be' fleshed out. I don't think he means 'die', but 'vanish from existence', like the island is the aleph point between realities and for MIB to leave the island would invalidate one, many, or all timelines. At this point the audience really needs to know what's at stake should MIB escape the island other than just 'it's bad, you'll have to trust me on this'.
― Brakhage, Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
"the whole world will ~die~" is such a boring threat imo. like if everyone, including the viewer, is gonna get aced then who cares. smaller dramas are much more interesting. so if it's an aleph or a nuke or five times bigger insects isn't an issue---everyone is dead, boo hoo
would be much more if the threat was specific to a character I gave a shit about, which is basically just hurley at this point
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
^^ OTM this is just poor craftsmanship
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLyfgvByE7Q
― Brakhage, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
I have spent a good chunk of the last week getting myself all kinds of re-confused, re: the time discrepancies between the island and the outside world that were all the rage back in season 4. I'm talking about the doctor from the freighter floating ashore, dead, while he was still alive on the boat. And, of course, the whole payload thing, where the counters revealed that the rocket took longer to arrive on the island than it seemed to, from off shore. Etc.. This is what I get for going back and re-watching all this shit, in anticipation of the series finale.
Anyway. As far as I recall, we never really got a reasonable explanation for any of this, and I can't find any theories that aren't wildly inconsistent and self-nullifying. Anybody? I can't stop trying and failing to figure out how the rest of the world had gone ahead the same number of days as everybody on the island, in 2004, if time was moving more quickly on the island. Amongst other things, of course. That just seems a really convenient way to bundle this whole thing. Damn it.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
Something to do with the Island constantly moving through time/being invisible to the outside world maybe? I find it difficult to believe they'd go through a Desmond episode without at least addressing all that stuff, if only in a throwaway, hand-wavy way.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
I doubt there's a satisfactory answer that allows the island to be either ahead in time (dead doctor) OR behind in time (missile test payload), but yet still a place you can reliably get to by following the right bearing in your helicopter/submarine.
Also, when did Tom Friendly find the time to get off-island to hang out with his gay lover and also Michael? He is on-island for seemingly all of season 3, during which the submarine is exploded, but Michael is on-island during season 2. How did he get there without the submarine?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
It's already been hand-waved, though. The electromagnetic energy pockets underneath the island cause disruptions in space/time, so anything that doesn't approach the island on the appropriate bearings gets screwed up - the time displaced objects, the doctor corpse, the time sickness. Time doesn't move more quickly on the island, it's just stuff that drops onto the island in the "wrong way" - mostly the Kahana and associated folks dropping in during Season 4 - gets affected.
Otherwise time passes normally on the island, it's not affected by the time travelers or the "time barrier" around the island. I don't see any holes here? I know there's the whole "the island moves constantly in space and time" bit from Season 5 but I don't see that contradicting anything.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
As hokey as it sounds, that "correct bearing" explanation makes good, solid sense. In the world of Lost. Dislike it as I do, I was overlooking all of that.
My next hang-up is the "always moving through space/time" stuff. I see it as the discharge/failsafe from the season 2 finale causing it all to stop, as a result of the energy pocket under the Swan being dissipated. That's how Penny's posse was able to see it, and how Widmore was then able to locate it--it was stationary. When Ben turned the wheel and shit started popping, again, I assumed that the failsafe key had caused the wheel to stop moving. But then it seemed only to have an impact on our main cadre of losties, who experienced temporal displacement that seemed to affect nobody/nothing else.
This all seems pretty solid, but the island still has to be moving through time/space for the whole Ajira thing to happen. If it's still cruising around, then how the fuck ain't nobody got a nosebleed? Was that perhaps an issue of frequency of shifts, rather than the shifts themselves? Also having trouble figuring out why the sky isn't turning purple, every few days.
Sorry. Years ago, this was all pretty solid, for me. Used to be frustrated by people constantly being confused about all of this. Going back and watching stuff over again, though, I'm having trouble being as industrious as I once was. Damn it. Hoping that this all gets at least a nod or two, this season.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
Fantastic episode.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
Charles and Eloise certainly have knowledge of both time lines and are pushing for the timeline in which Daniel is alive? Selfish.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
Episode should have been named Daniel Faraday's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
And yes, awesome episode.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
pretty good
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
wait people liked this episode? i thought it was the worst one yet!
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
it was great!
i like the direction it is going, and i like the prospect of a hurley episode next week
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
so alt land is some bizarro wish fulfillment world
This might've been the first episode this season that I whole-heartedly loved. Except for maybe the first ten minutes, which were ehh.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
LOVED this one.
― millions now zinging will never LOL (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't like the first 10 minutes as they were happening, but later decided the payoff, ie the instant Desmond returns to consciousness on-island, was worth it.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
wow. sorry dudes, but this episode is the one that finally convinced me that this show is not even slightly going to be able to come to any satisfying conclusion - there are 7 TV hours left to wrap up jin and sayid in the meatlocker, why eloise understands whats going on, sawyer arresting kate, a bunch of other alt world plotlines, oh and also that slight pesky aspect where there is this mysterious island that seems somehow important, despite it being kind of relegated to a minor sub plot at this point.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
This should have been episode 2
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=vLhfxI8T2cU
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
DUDE JUST LET US ENJOY THIS EPISODE
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
I'm feeling you on the only 7 hours left point. So much wasted potential this season, when I'm just imagining how awesome this season could've been if they had gone with this sooner. But shit, episodes like this are why I started watching in the first place. Just the right balance of action and intrigue, with characters I like with comprehensible motivations.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
lol, but in fairness, original timeline whidmore seems to be pushing to preserve the original timeline. So maybe not selfish so much as just having a completely different perspective in this timeline.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
"What do you know about X?!" is the new "That's not important right now" [as in 'what do you know about sacrifice/realistic/etc'].
Eloise & Desmond awesome. I felt like Faraday suddenly having and telling all this knowledge was a slight acknowledgement of 'shit we only have 7 eps left'. I guess it's confirming the bleeding timelines/ only Desmond knows both timelines kind of direction although it's taken its damn time getting here.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
this episode ruled, sorry haters
― Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
Eloise is definitely a timelord.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)
jj otm this was wack... important, but wack
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
NOT PENNY'S BOAT gave me chills
― rafsan (rahni), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)
if dudes don't wanna ride five and a half seasons in eithera. ur slow shoulda gtfo this thread a while agob. ur right it isn't as good but damn don't u feel boring, why not just enjoy it
― rafsan (rahni), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
xp I dunno, I was quite impressed that they hadn't done anything that obvious up til now. Still I think Desmond gets a free pass for that kind of thing, so I'll let them off.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
yeah no this was the best episode of the season by a substantial margin.
― Clay, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)
man i dont even know what to say, i think maybe i dig this show for some pretty different reasons than you guys, none of which were fulfilled w/this ep
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
Loved this episode
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
i mean if you're watching strictly for answers and not to be entertained by giant electromagnetic coils inducing timeline jumping, then i guess it's a pretty shitty episode.
i thought desmond waking up on the island and knowing what is going on was amazing.
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
yss this was great--i wish ALL the characters on this show would be like desmond post-electric and just do what other ppl tell them without putting up a fight
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like we got a decent amount of answers AND moved the show toward the conclusion too, so im not sure what the answer brigade is complaining about
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)
mister jim otm so nice to see understandable character motivation for once in this dam shows life
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)
great episode, this is the kind of mindfuckery I wish they had been indulging in all season
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
Only bad part of ep was return of Charlie who frankly I was hoping would just die again.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
naw even he was good
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
I hate his teeth.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
racist
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
forgot to mention how much i love fisher stevens
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
had Fisher Stevens been on before, as a different character? I couldn't remember.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
was he ... Indian?
He was Minkowski, the freighter's radio operator.
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
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― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
He played the Oscar-winning producer of an agitprop documentary.
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1946980096/nm0001770
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
don't need answers... do need a story that's more than "at the behest of others, character of the week goes here, then goes here"
doesn't seem so much to ask, really
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
if thats how you feel you might want to... not watch lost
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
I want to know what coffee shop exists at the corner of Melrose and Sweetzer in the alt. timeline, because in this timeline it's Ashton Kutcher's reaturant "Dolce" and the Penny that I fell in love with wouldn't want to meet for coffee there
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
thats what Desmond has to tell the other passengers, that in this timeline Ashton Kutcher exists :( great episode, I would put it 2nd next to slaughter at the temple
― bnw, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, April 7, 2010
lol as soon as she said it i'm like "she's totally blowing him off"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
haha, yeah
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
I could see Penny going with Sweet Lady Jane (Melrose/Orlando), but it's not really a coffee shop. Urth Caffe's two blocks from Melrose and La Cienega and that would be just her speed, but how anyone gets there in an hour from Aloha Stadium is a whole other thing.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
You guys realize that no one outside of LA cares about geographical accuracy, right?
I grew up in Huntsville, AL where Space Camp is, where they set and shot the film Space Camp, and in the film they just sneak out and go to the Space Shuttle at Cape Canaveral. That's a 14 hour drive.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
there are people outside of LA?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
(btw i'm in sf)
This is prime podcast question material.
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
only point rilly is why bother bring so specific if you're also going to be specifically rong? i guess that keeps a horde of crazy losties from descending upon some unsuspecting real-life coffee shop. lord knows Urth's busy enough already.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
The fact that it's an ALTERNATE REALITY isn't a sufficient explanation?
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
Or maybe Geisha Nails across the street serves coffee.
― jam master (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
it's weird enough that Kate took Claire from LAX to some hospital in Hawaii
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
regarding subjective opinions on the final season and this last episode:
i mean if you're watching strictly for answers... -Cutty
I think the series ending will leave you thinking about a couple different possible scenarios (maybe 2 different answers to a big question)
but yeah, lots of the biq questions will be answered. I'm sure we'll find out what would happen if flocke could or does escape from the island. I bet there will be a couple holes in Jacob and Flocke's background story
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
erm is "subjective opinion" a reiteration or is there such thing as objective or non-subjective opinions?
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/04/foreshadowing.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
^ I knew that was Daniel the moment I saw him.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
faraday is rockin that hat like he's gonna do some moonwalker flying guillotine magic with it later
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
How come Faraday has two British parents and one American accent.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
ALTERNATE
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
UNIVERSE
This show is good at creating wtf moments. Based on the last two seasons, it's not so great at demystifying those moments, imo. I think the collective demand for answers by the fans over the years, and the producers subsequent catering to that demand, have been huge mistakes. I really don't want any answers. I'm completely comfortable without them. And I know how outlandish that probably sounds to some. I know this is an extreme minority opinion. But all I really want to do is revel in wtf-ness. That's all I want from this show. Give me something I can never figure out.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
I. WANT. ANSWERS! You, sir, sound outlandish, and are in the minority.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
My favourite moment was when Widmore told Desmond soz, yr back on the island. Des's face made the exact same expression mine has been doing at most of the episodes this season.
worst moment - You felt.....LOVE
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
I really thought Charlie was going to profess his engagement to heroin -- he loved it so much he was going to marry it -- Lost writers you fooled me again!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
Who knows how long they've lived in LA, they could have lived there since he was little.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
I'm really surprised how steadfastly Ozzy Osbourne's kids have refused to assimilate, accent-wise.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
Not to draw parallels between Ozzy/Widmore, Sharon/Eloise
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
It isn't an alternate universe, exactly. It's a wish-fulfillment universe.
"I reallllllly wish I could get coffee across the street from Ashton's restaurant." BAM. Wish fulfilled.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
so if Charlie and Desmond and Faraday all got LUVFLASHES whenever they met their gals in the flash-sideways, does that mean Sawyer and/or Jack felt the same kinda ish when running into Kate and we just weren't shown it or what?
― eenie meenie miney mo hater (some dude), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
Sawyer's main squeeze was Juliet, right (who was mumbling alt-world visions presumably while on death-throes)? DId Jack run into Kate?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
i thought he maybe at least saw her on the plane/in the airport? i dunno it's been awhile since i watched that first episode.
― eenie meenie miney mo hater (some dude), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
Miles should've had a few "yo i feel like that chick totally gave me a boner...in another reality" moments
― eenie meenie miney mo hater (some dude), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
Actually wouldn't Jack see Christian going "good job, son" in his soma-vision rather than Kate?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
i didnt even get into this when complaining above, but this whole twee true love peels back the verneer of altverse bullshit is totally unsatisfying to me and makes me v v worried about some big romanto-jack/kate/sawyer fucking timewaster still to come, which is the other reason i thought this ep was shit.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
"we all got what we thought we wanted but what we really always want was hugs and cuddles and kissyface" arrgrgrgrgggghhh
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
Be fair: that's all Desmond has consistently wanted. That and some bitchen Scotch.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
many things i loved about this:
- finally we know they are actually going something with the alternate timeline!- desmond is jumping between the two timelines! when he came back to the island that was cool but when he jumped BACK that was amazing - this is going to allow interaction between the two worlds- was pleased that daniel returned..he is kind of awful but i've always enjoyed the storylines involving him- elouise was only moderately cringe- penny + desmond :D :D the only time lost has ever ever managed to do romance despite so many bad attempts
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
going something = doing something / going somewhere
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
It's still not clear to me why any of these characters would not prefer the alt-reality to the island one. Like even in the alt, Desmond meets Penny, presumably falls in love, gets married, has a kid. Charlie and Faraday can do the same. What advantage lies in the island reality?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond can do all of those things.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
I don't get the sense that the island reality and alt-reality are oppositional. It seems like the alt-reality is in jeopardy if they fail on the island.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
the number of people that fit into the pattern of this is an alarming (for me) indicator too:
desmond gets approval of widmore/wanted pennycharlie gets success of band, also all the smack he can eat/wanted clairefaraday gets to be a musician/wanted charlottesawyer gets to be a good guy lawman/wanted juliet (and for some torture the audience reason, prob also kate)hurley gets to be lucky (and rich)/idk prob libby?sayid gets to be a good guy humanitarian/wanted nadiajin/sun are together/idk no babby to love prob?jack gets to be a surgeon and not a drunk and have a petulant kid he can bond with because they are both whiny douchebags/wanted ugh kate
claire and locke are the only ones i cant get the missing true love angle on at all, but the wants are obv loving relationship with dad and gets to keep her BAABEE
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
bunch of xposts there
oh also could add gets to be alive for charlie and faraday to the good times list there
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
btw i completely agree re: answers. i'm not all that bothered. anyone who thinks the writers have had this show mapped out from the beginning are kidding themselves imo. that's not to take away from the show - i've been hooked for 6 years and have no regrets! but it's a TV show and they've been writing it as they go along. they may have had some theme in mind the whole time with the jacob/mib thing but there was a while earlier this season that i was worried that the island mythology stuff was going to turn out to be completely awful and the alt. universe thing was just a way to satisfy the fans who actually care about jack/kate/sawyer love triangle bullshit. thankfully the alpert episode and this latest one has convinced me they still have it in them! good stuff.
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
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am into "going something" as a new turn of phrase
― Please Do Not Jack Me J@gger (some dude), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
haha goin' thangs
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
It seems like the alt-reality is in jeopardy if they fail on the island.
mmmm good possibility! i have this feeling they won't go with this tho, since it they're probably going to reach some sort of choice-making or reality-crashing before the end of the season
― Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
This could be true. I guess I just inferred from that episode that Charlie, Faraday, and Desmond were taking an oppositional view to the alt reality, and that Desmond was going to do something to undermine it. But I could be misinterpreting the implications.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
you're 12 years old, amirite?
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
i think yer misunderstanding me here dude, what im getting at is if there is a plot device as well worn as "redemption/answer to complex problem through reuniting character with their true love" i dont know what it is.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
I thought re: love, 'love would tear us apart" again
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
also (with the exception of desmond/penny) the fact that every attempt to write a decent romantic relationship into this show has been a completely botched hatchet job does not really make me excited about the possibility of watching the writers hamfist their way through a bunch of that in the final episodes.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond never really struck me as a guy who was yearning to be George Clooney in Up in the Air.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
true love doesnt bug me, jack and kate bug me
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
penny and desmond were so cute in this
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
laire and locke are the only ones i cant get the missing true love angle on at all
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/thumb/6/65/Locke_Helen.jpg/180px-Locke_Helen.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
great chemistry in that scene. YAY!
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
re: Eloise... I think setting the bomb off was her own long con, possibly executed with Widmore. For the (as noted above) selfish reasons of having Daniel back, plus what seems like her whole original family. This explains why she pushed Daniel so hard as a kid, she saw him die in '77 and decided to change things. Also explains wy she was so vicious to Desmond this ep, cause she wants to keep things like they are in the alt.
How this plays into the whole Jacob/MIB axis I have no idea, and how Hawking and Widmore seem aware of both timelines is also wtf (maybe island-born people are aware of the bleed-through sooner?). But I am definitely in the "don't need everything explained" camp.
And we STILL don't know who Penny's mom is, my guess is some kinda shocker but I can't imagine what.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Penny's mom is Libby.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
Penny's mom is DESMOND!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond is his own grampaw.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
cue the same tired peanut gallery: penny's mom is the sawyer horse, penny's mom is the hurley bird, yuk yuk
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)
Offering a dissent here, I don't think any couple on the entire history of the show has shown any chemistry, incl. Des/Penny or even Rose/Bernard.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
pennys mom is the sawyer horse
― max, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
I wanted to hear what kind of wanky/pretentious music Faraday was making.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
The hat just told you it was going to be bad.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah the 'classical mixed with rock' had me really concerned i shant lie
― archer's goon (tpp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
Daniel W. K.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
btw between this thread and my friends facebook updates it seems clear that i am the only person on the planet that hated this episode, so i am starting to get convinced there is prob just something wrong with me
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
That's how I felt after that Richard Alpert centric. These guys will make you feel better. http://www.whylostsucks.com/
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
alt locke makes sense if you consider the missing piece in alt universe to be life fulfillment. which, for most of the characters, does boil down to true love. but for locke, life fulfillment meant going to the island and discovering himself/his purpose.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
Uh oh, you may need to blow something up to get yourself back into the proper timeline.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe he did blow something up already!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah, good point.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
i made some popcorn a week ago
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
and then i woke up in the middle of the night and drew an architectural diagram of the jiffy pop mechanism
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
the crazy thing is that IM NOT EVEN A FOOD SCIENTIST
:-o
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
So much wasted potential this season, when I'm just imagining how awesome this season could've been if they had gone with this sooner.
Nah, they had to drag that stuff out to make this ep seem like the pivotal turning point with the timelines. There's no point in a mystery if you're going to answer it the following week.
Really liked this episode, mostly because it was the only one, in the entire series, when I really didn't have a fucking clue what was going to happen. The Alpert one was terrific but didn't really tell us anything we hadn't already guessed.
I like this theory, and it makes sense. But Eloise and Widmore have been manipulating Desmond all along and we still don't know to what purpose. There could be a (very) long con involving those three, Faraday and possibly Miles and Lapidus too.
Widmore in this ep said he needed to know that Desmond could withstand that level of electromagnetism - what is there left on the Island that could still be giving that off? Whatever it is he's going to have to walk right into it for some very important reason, probably in the final ep.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
If there is a long con, there are still big gaps in how the whole thing would work, specifically the point at which Ellie and Widmore start giving a shit about Desmond.
We know that, knowing what was going to happen already, they pushed Desmond to go to the Island. We know that Desmond's failure to push buttons causes 815 to crash in the first place, which leads to the 815ers and Faraday going back in time, which leads to the atomic bomb blast that supposedly negates this energy, or blows the island up, or kicks off the alternate timeline, or does something else altogether that we don't know about yet.
We sort of know why Eloise manipulated Daniel's life, but we've seen no point yet at which Young Widmore and Young Ellie are tipped off about Desmond and what he's going to do. The only way of tying this up that I can see, is that Future Desmond, knowing what's going to happen with the two timelines, goes back to either immediately after or just before the bomb blast, meets 70s Widmore and Ellie and does whatever he has to do. Probably involving the Swan.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
Or in other words, exactly the sort of thing I said would be ridiculous even by Lost standards upthread.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
You just broke my brain.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
Also Jin is the one dude I really would not want alongside me if I was kidnapped by an insane scientist. He was useless in this ep.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
It's still totally unclear why he was kidnapped and not any of the others, so I'll cut him some slack.
I'm still hoping they don't go with the conclusion that it'll be their kid who is the candidate and neither Sun nor Jin.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
I think Widmore just needed Jin to draw MIB to him so he could trap him inside some big magnet or alternate universe or infinite bag of holding or something, but this happened too soon so now he's scrambling to get ready for the inevitable MIB assault
I don't think Ji-yeon is a candidate as I thought candidates were selected and rejected based on their actions during life ...
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
that wouldn't be very sporting of jacob after all that "once you're on the island your past life don't matter" jibber jabber.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
I think that applied for just run-of-the-mill suckers who were drafted into becoming MIB bait, but not candidates for Jacob's office. I got the impression that candidates required study, as in staring at them for decades using a lighthouse mirror
Was a little bugged by the 'can you feel the LURVE Desmond? Can you? Can you?' stuff, but once I remembered that a lot of this was about the idea of constants enabling you to keep it together between timelines, it was good. Still have no idea why he needs the manifest in the alt though. Is he going to round up everyone on 815? If so, why them? 6 billion people in the alt are alternate versions of themselves.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
Had this bizarre idea that he was going to bring the alt-manifest back with him somehow to the island, then run around telling everybody 'hey look, I have a piece of paper here which says that I was on the plane with you ... but that didn't happen RIGHT' ... but that doesn't make sense either. I think. My brain may be dissolving into sludge.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
he looked like he was fixing to go hold everyone's head under a toilet bowl until they saw their "constant" is what it looked like.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
Really liked this episode, mostly because it was the only one, in the entire series, when I really didn't have a fucking clue what was going to happen.
yes OTM
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
dooooooooope episode, pretty fucking exciting esp. the early scene with des getting frazzled. looked awesome.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
and yeh Charlie doing the hand thing in the car, creepy as fuck
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
best ep of the season. by a long way.
― yella card THIS, yatches (history mayne), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
have to agree this should've happened already tho - seems like there's so much left to do
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:08
wasn't too far wrong with this was I?
thought this ep was appalling until the last 10-15 mins. eloise widmore jumped the shark, "because i bloody do!", ugh shut up.
also the love will find a way stuff only was irritating off island time wasting until the last 10-15 mins.
the actual reveals were quite good tho, I'm guessing Desmond is now there to show them the flash sideways is bullshit. I suppose the flash sideways were caused by detonating the bomb but it's hard to say how they still exist on the island as well as this.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
amazed people liked this awful episode tho...
jesus
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
It's still totally unclear why Jin was kidnapped and not any of the others.
I thought it was because he drew up the Dharma maps of the island, and they need him to locate some pocket of EM.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
ep ruled imo
― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, April 8, 2010 1:23 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
something actually happened
― yella card THIS, yatches (history mayne), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
thx for showing up local garda, one more for my team
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
take it to frogtown, you two
― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
xp keyes oh yeah you're right - that totally slipped my mind
― Nhex, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha gbx u awesome
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
XD
― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
eloise widmore jumped the shark, "because i bloody do!"
tbf she jumped it last season w/ "then god help us all"
― rafsan (rahni), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
also her hair this ep, wtf really.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 8 April 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
Eloise has always been corny as fuck though, I just take it as read now.
The Charlie-as-Constant thing hadn't occurred to me but makes sense. I wonder if actually you have to have a near-death experience for the real timeline to seep through into your brain? Seemed to happen for Charlie and Desmondan also Juliet in the other timeline and maybe Sun getting shot will do this as well.
It doesn't actually feel like there's that much to cover now, the Hurley ep should reveal a fair bit and once we get the big timlines and Jacob and MIB reveals it's all guns and explosions til the end, right?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 April 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
Once we get any explanation about anything ever then yeah they've explained everything.
Charlie is also so annoying, let's hope that's the end of him and his 5-year-old child persona.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 8 April 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
Would have been better with more Faraday and less Charlie, true.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 April 2010 08:55 (fifteen years ago)
The alt timeline is the world under smokey/locke spell, Eloise was actually smokey speaking, remeber the start, the island is sunk and smokey most likely escaped. Charle knew it was all fake thats what he was trying to tell desmond
― X-101, Thursday, 8 April 2010 09:32 (fifteen years ago)
Good theory. Maybe Smokey took over the bodies of all the people who died on the Island when it sank, including Eloise and Widmore, and he's been trying to keep Desmond and the 815ers content so they won't do whatever they're going to do.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)
Finally watched this last night. My wife loved it, I kinda feel like...
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 2:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yeah, exactly.
Also, this episode had some good stuff in it but I just didn't feel it much at all, don't know if it was badly written or badly acted dialogue.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I'd prefer like vague half-answers to full-on answers or THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS LOVE.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
It's not really "true love" though is it, it's someone you had an intense relationship with in the alt timeline. So for Desmond it's Charlie, who he spent several episodes saving and eventually watched die.
The other timeline is still buried in there in the alt-consciousness in some way. It's the Constant thing all over again.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 April 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)
Really looking forward to Desmond's "you're not supposed to be here" interventions from now on, anyway.
I'm trying to figure out where Widmore is going with this ElectroMagnetic stuff. He wants mapper Jin because presumably he knows of other EM pockets on the Island. Radzinsky drilled in that one spot because the EM pocket was closer to the surface, I assume--but there must be other pockets, since the Island seemingly didn't lose its powers after the Hatch exploded.
Still don't know what he plans to do when he finds another pocket, or Desmond will have to do.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe he's the only one who cant be harmed by smokey thats why? those things they use to keep smokey out are some sort of electromagnetic fence arent they? he seemed to know his purpose after he got zapped and seemed willing to go with sayid at the end
― X-101, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
desmond is sent to another electromagnetic pocket where he'll trap smokey ghostbusters style?
― rafsan (rahni), Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
This is a bit vague tho in typical lost fashion. For instance sayid was practically killed by keamy and didn't recognise. Kate looked after claire's kid for three years and didn't recognise. Jack and Kate? Sawyer and Kate? Locke didn't even recognise Boone!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 9 April 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
Kate looked after claire's kid for three years and didn't recognise.
Wait, that was in real timeline, not alt timeline.
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 April 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
He's talking about the 'Constant' theory between the two timelines.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 April 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, April 9, 2010 8:37 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
desmond is different, though, has a history of mystical time travel shit
― alpha zingdog (history mayne), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
yes, being able to "jump" sideways not that different from jumping backwards imo
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
it's just jumping really, not that hard when u really think about it
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
also, Eloises party seems to be an attempt to get all losties in one place no?
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.details.com/video?videoID=63253333001
― max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
I think Eloise wants all the 815ers to go on in ignorant bliss-but I could be wrong.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
Eloises party seems to be an attempt to get all losties in one place no?
I'd like it if they all showed up and relived island scenes:Charlie drowns in punchbowl, Kate shags Sawyer in the stables, Locke blows up the swimming pool, Walt mind-flings birds at Juliet, Eloise shoots her own son, Ben & Richard throw stink bombs at Pierre Chang and Horace, Claire leaves her baby behind to go off with an older dude.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
Was the big test partially to confirm that Desmond is immune to the SmokeFlockeSter? That he could conceivably kill him?
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)
How is this even possible? You can't just invite a fugitive to hang out with a couple of cops, a CEO, a spinal surgeon and a dude in a wheelchair.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I'm not sure what you're basing the "Eloise party to bring together Losties" theory on?
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure the ones that matter will all end up in the same place at some point soon in the alt-timeline, but probably not due to being invited to a prim charity function. I suspect Desmond might not really need that manifest.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
Have watched the ep twice and am clueless as to why Des wants the manifest. Enlighten me.
― tobo73, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
crazy shit went on w/ Charlie, who he recognized from the plane, so he just put 2 and 2 together that there's something special about people on that flight right?
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
well...if eloise is bringing people together then that might tie with smokey doing the same for a big cull/kill off.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
well she 'brought together' 3 people, 2 of whom are in her family right?
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
crazy shit went on w/ Charlie, who he recognized from the plane
best part was jack's "he was on our flight?" re: charlie in the hospital
― full government name (cutty), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
I was going complain about Jack not asking any further questions at that point, but realized that it just seemed like a funky coincidence to him.
― President Keyes, Monday, 12 April 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
I was going complain about Jack not asking any further questions at that point
did this post TIME TRAVEL from 2004?!1?!!
right?
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
it was a post-sideways
― President Keyes, Monday, 12 April 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)
But didn't Jack save Charlie's life? Would have thought he'd remember that.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
How come Kate's world is basically the same in both timelines.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
she is the balance point, where the scale tips.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
In the original timeline it's really doubtful she would've done all that stuff with Claire... also (they really should've mentioned this) she didn't actually kill her father but some random dude accidentally. But yeah, basically she's the same person - but that's arguably true for everybody, just certain circumstances/events or specific pivotal choices changed their lives.
― Nhex, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
"But didn't Jack save Charlie's life? Would have thought he'd remember that."
hm... this could mean something!
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
I just meant that her life is pretty much the same ... still wanted for murder, still on the run. Almost everyone else seems to have gotten something positive out of the world, but hers arguably is worse because her stepdad is still alive, possibly.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
She's cool with Claire in the alt; in island time Claire wants to shiv her bad.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know if Sun would call getting shot in her pregnant belly after her father tried to have her secret boyfriend killed "positive."
― President Keyes, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
I forget, why is bad dad cool with Jin marrying her in the orig. timeline, but not in the alt?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
claire such a fucken awful actor
― conrad, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
About Kate - but remember her "stepdad" turned out to be real dad after all, and thus her relationship with her mother is probably not as horrible, overall it's still better than the regular timeline. What is Kate's ideal world, though? Does she really want to have a life of thrilling adventure and constant escape?
As for Jin - we don't know how they met in the alt, but apparently Jin worked as Sun's bodyguard and then hooked up, as opposed to their random meet in the regular timeline. Also in the alt, Sun's father figured out that Sun secretly saved money and was planning to run away with him (even though Jin didn't know this), which surely was a factor as well.
― Nhex, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
unfair imo xp
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
did you see desmond talking to her at the airport
― conrad, Monday, 12 April 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
― conrad, Monday, April 12, 2010 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
yep
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
who'd be better as claire? naomi watts?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
i don't get that kind of criticism, as if this show would be the same or better without "MOY BAYBEEEEEE!" it's part of the inherent sell
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
I think sun's dad should have been played by ian mcshane, but i have no beef with claire.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0qo4uleZg1qzzta5o1_400.gif
― po-mo da don (tpp), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
just realized: Jacob summoning the storm on the Black Rock to make it hit the island is exactly what Prospero does at the beginning of The Tempest.
― abanana, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
^^i thought this too!
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
iirc "it's the island from The Tempest" has been bandied about at some point or another
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
WTF at that Richard gif, oh my god. People on the bus looked at me funny for laughing aloud!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
what the hell is in his crotch
wow didn't even think about The Tempest...
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
did you guys see the willy wonka themed ad for next week's episode? they've really been on fire with those lately.
liked michael showing hurley the ocean view of the other island, reminded me of christian showing jack the water in the very first season.
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
That "Next Week on Lost" thing was buck-ass wild, for sure.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
Jorge Garcia is just about the worst actor in a major tv series ever. Good thing his character is lovable and cuddly.
xpost srsly!
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that thing was hilarious. at this rate the ad for the finale is gonna be the Rocky Horror soundtrack or something.
first scene w/ Hurley at the grave got me kinda choked up tbh.
― sipster cuppies (some dude), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
LIBBY!!! I have waited years!Jack is now going to operate on alt-Locke aye?Fun parallel of Desmond and Locke hurting each other. Does Desmond turn the wheel or does Vincent save him, Lassie style?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I think Hurley found Adam & Eve's stones at the campsite..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
Fun parallel of Desmond and Locke hurting each other.
Best part of the whole episode.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
i hope they keep utilizing the flash sideways for more opportunities at crazy sudden violence n shit
― sipster cuppies (some dude), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
desmond to hurley: go with your gut
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah awesome WTF ending haha
i wish there was more Libby backstory from the real universe, but still I was definitely happy to see her get an episode, even in the sideways universe
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
oh cool they "explained" the whispers
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
boom ilana, bye
― est 2010 (rahni), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
never get sick of those jaw dropping random deaths
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)
great episode and so glad they knocked off ilana. also dug hurley's hair really gettin nappy as he asserted himself. iron like a lion.
― bnw, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
Jack is now going to operate on alt-Locke aye?
ooh good call
― bnw, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe they will kiss and flashback to their secret perfect love.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 06:28 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ this show for establishing that richard and jack don't get blown up by dynamite due to ~fate~, then sending ilana to get it because idk they were tired or something.
― the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
Poor hot dead Ilana. :(
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)
good ep altho the whole true love angle is retarded. also people who die on the island end up in......... purgatory!
― abanana, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:31 (fifteen years ago)
So probably wheelchair Locke's near death exp. provoked either Island memories or allowed Smokey to slip into him.
When Jack's about to operate on him he'll start shouting "Why do you find it so hard to believe!"
Uh, so let's see--Sawyer & Miles will arrest Desmond, maybe after interviewing Hugo. Des will help awaken Sawyer's luv-memories of Juliet. And then, uh, more stuff happens.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
The whisper explanation was kind of funny. Almost like a bone tossed to all the "I want answers!" people. Hurley should walk around saying stuff like, "So that's why the Others were doing all that fertility stuff," or "So that's why those Dharma drops are still happening."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:43 (fifteen years ago)
des smugly driving away from hugo & libby was out of some cheesy 80s anthology show
― abanana, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Ye_Gods.jpg
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:06 (fifteen years ago)
Why does Des have to go through this whole circuitous approach to get people to remember their alt-selves? I know people probably wouldn't believe him if he directly told them what was happening, but it feels more plausible than hanging around Mr. Cluck's in the hopes that Hurley needs your advice about a woman who thinks she knows him from somewhere.
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
there were at least two shade-tippin' scenes by Desmond last night
ilana blowing herself up made me LOL out of surprise
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
speaking of LOLing, I turned on the TV a few minutes early last night and so saw the very end of Dancing With the Stars, and the couple who were kicked off were slow-dancing for their "farewell dance" and then all of a sudden the music picked up and turned into a really bad Broadway-style version of "We're Not Gonna Take It" and the guy started doing a very awkward faster dance with lots of arm flailing and boogying and for some reason this struck me as hilarious and I couldn't stop laughing. I was trying to stop because LOST was starting and I didn't want to miss anything but every time I thought of the stupid song and the dude's terrible impromptu dance I started laughing again, until I was crying.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)
I saw that, too, and thought it was weird, but mostly because "Broadway-style version of 'We're Not Gonna Take It'" also sums up Jimmy Fallon's Glee parody (ft. the cast of Parks and Recreation) from a couple months ago.
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
how did they expect him to dance to we're not gonna take it, though? he had to get extreme.
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
lol'd @ this
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
how could you not love secret agent Desmond
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
desmond has been kidnapped, blasted with electromagnetism, submerged underwater in a car, pushed into a well in the past two episodes
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
Has Jack met fake Locke before? Because at the end I got the feeling from that look on his face that he was seeing his dad.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
huh
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
fake locke has had a habit of asking people who meet him who he is, and getting told either "locke" or "you look like locke but...", so you could be on to something.
― abanana, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
jack has never personally encountered his father on the island, has he? only fleeting glimpses. why would he then recognize the smoke monster as locke as his father?
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
i got the feeling jack was thinking "oh shit this was a mistake"
― bnw, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
I got the feeling he was thinking "DOH DOH DUH DUH I'M JACK DUH DUH DUUUH"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
(he is dumb)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
i was confused at the beginning of the episode because i thought "michael" was just "smokey"--did we decide that smokey can only appear as locke now? why does dead michael think he knows what's best for anyone?
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah Ilana specifically said that smokey was trapped in Locke's body now that Jacob was dead, although I forgot about that when Michael appeared and thought he was smoke dude for a while.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
I'm envisioning an 80s-era rom-com movie poster w/ shade-tippin Des in the seated in his car in the foreground w/ Hugo & Libby sitting on a park bench or something in the background - Hugo w/ a "don't look at me" expression & Libby w/ a knowing smile that says "that's so Hugo."
I'm thinking they made Ilana's character extra-obnoxious in the opening scenes, just so that her sudden demise would be that much more satisfying & hilarious.
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
she was really bangin her handbag around just after hurl made sure to remind us how unstable the dynamite was - was expecting it. not as obvious as so many surprises tho and did quite enjoyed it
but GO WITH YOUR GUT!
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
Jack has seen Christian on the island and off the island.
Actually, I bet we'll see Christian in the next episode since everything seems set up for it to be a Jack-heavy episode.
What is with all the little woodsy children wandering around the island, smirking at people.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
a technique they perfected with frogurt.
i'm imagining the lost guys informing desmond's actor at the beginning of season five, "so, you're going to be sitting out the next season and a half. but don't worry - when you come back, you make the show awesome again."
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Jack has seen Christian on the island and off the island.I think cutty means Jack has never had a proper meeting with Christian, which to my memory is true. Christian spoke to him once off island, but never on island.
What is with all the little woodsy children wandering around the island, smirking at people.was the kid last night different from the kid we'd seen before?
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
same kid, tho he looked a little older?
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
i would have rather had no explanation for the ghost whispers than the weak shit we got
― max, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
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― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
xp OTFM - liked this ep, but that was some bs
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
like it should be pretty obv when dead Mike emerges from the whispers & swirling breeze that we're dealing w/ some island ghosts, but then to have Hugo actually say the words "oh, so that's what the whispers are" ...
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
Why is ghost Michael bleeding? Did he get into a punchout with ghost Ana Lucia?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
hurley's gut told him what the whispers were
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:41 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah he might as well donned a visor, pulled out a pen and a clipboard with "questions to answer in season 6 checklist", and been like "and check!"
― bnw, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i definitely cringed when they did that, but unfortunately there is that WE DEMAND ANSWERS crowd they have to satisfy every so often, despite it inevitably being kind of lame when they do explain these mysterious things
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
reckon that was smokey, unless you think jacob wanted to kill everyone on the ship.
good ep tho, the alt stuff is quite interesting now. thought it was cool how the order numbers in mr clucks corresponded to their actual numbers on the island, it feels like their stupid coincidences actually matter in the alt. really really like the idea that the alt is some sort of bullshit world created by smokey....
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
After Hurley and his Mom exited the banquet I thought I heard her say "remember we have the Human Fund next week" or words to that effect. The Human Fund was a fake charity George Costanza invented on Seinfeld. Anyone else hear this?
― nickn, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Someone did.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:08 am Post subject: Re: LOST: Season 6 [CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SERIES] whoa, did Hugo's mom just say he had an awards dinner for the THE HUMAN FUND next week?
Money ...for People!
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Claire had been spending time with fake Locke and when questioned by Jin she clearly states that Locke is not Locke, it's her "friend" or whatever. And the last time we saw her she was hanging out in the cabin with Christian.
I do suspect that Jack is seeing his father and not Locke. I guess we'll see next week.
Re: the boy in the jungle: he looked like a similar boy but with darker hair and older.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
re: whispers = ghosts. I suspect Hurley's got it at least a little wrong, and this is more misdirection, like this is not the end of the whispers reveal.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
thought it was a diff kid. one young jacob another young smokey?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
Kids are both played by the same actor, though they definitely looked different. Very interesting.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
ok so some of the lost peeps can see the kid, and some cant, right?
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
The mystery kid did seem to be getting older. I really think it's Jacob, and there's some weird thing where he's come back and is getting back up to the right age rapidly.
― mh, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
that sounds okay - jack seeing smoke as his dad no
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
In the kid's previous appearance, Sawyer was able to see him, but Man in Black was surprised at that.
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
there is always a lot of speculation along the lines of "this actor looked slightly different/spoke more slowly/had a longer beard.... therefore it is some kind of magic island thing" which has never 1nce panned out ever ever ever
― max, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
Is Desmond a candidate? Was the rule only candidates can see the kid referees?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
nor has the "character x sees character y where all other characters see character z"--see sawyer horse
― max, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
when libby said, 'do you mean... A DATE' that drawn-out pause is pretty magic islandy.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
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I can't wait until L O S T is over and someone who isn't me can pan through all the LOST threads and collect a list of every nutball baseless "theory" that didn't end up coming true
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
Did anyone else notice the thick, thick makeup on Libby/C. Watros? Troweled on!
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
anyone think jack may have seen something else not his dad when he looked at locke? his face looked like he had seen an animal of some kind imo.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
Episode 4:http://i41.tinypic.com/a4rmzt.jpg
Episode 12:http://i44.tinypic.com/dc7rz6.jpg
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
every nutball baseless "theory" that didn't end up coming true - tru, but what fun is this show w/o otherwise seemingly intelligent & reasonable folks bending over backwards to explain this ridiculous shit
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
ITS THE SAME DAM KID
― max, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
i've just watched it again and if you look at jack's face (and i think his pupils) it seems like it's an animal with four legs...tho can't quite tell what kind of animal. it's not a cow, a goat, a sheep, or a pig tho.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
this can sit next to and be dwarved by the list of obvious devices and plotlines that came to nothing
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
like a pony or a donkey maybe...but a different size.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob reincarnated, aging quickly?xpost to jaymc's pics
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
not a pony - his nose twiched like it was not a pony
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
this thick libby makeup and ponies in pupil details I'm missing is giving me conflicted feelings over maybe getting a better TV.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
whatever animal it was it also looked sort of like a person, a southern man
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I'd be shocked if that kid doesn't turn out to be Jacob.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Why would the kid need to be Jacob? Jacob can already ghost around in adult-form.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know, but come on, look at that kid - that actor was almost definitely chosen strictly for his resemblance to the actor that plays Jacob.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
wasn't the earlier theory that the kid was aaron?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
no one can see ghost jacob but hurley though
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
i love how the kid gets under flocke's skin: "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!" lol
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
yeah thought that too, would be good if the kid said "smokey has an embarrassingly small penis" or "smokey was bullied regularly as an island child" or something...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
throw the desmond down the well, so my smokey can be free
― mh, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
is there a lostpedia page yet for lil guy
― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mysterious_boy
great page name
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
Compare/contrast: Desmond's post-shock fearless serenity & Sayid's post-"infection" emotionlessness. Both are kind of "yeah, whatever."
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
well...sayid is actually dead which could make a diff.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
dead is dead!
Now that Ilana is dead, let me quickly summarize the accomplishments of her entire team of operatives:
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
really laughed out loud at ilana's death ...so glad the black rock is no longer a place for characters to go.
i also lolled at jack 'maybe we could learn something from this experience' shepherd suggesting that maybe going to get more dynamite was not a good idea. also this bit:
hurley: why did you follow me for no reason?jack: i don't know i think i'm supposed to follow you.. where are you going?hurley: i've no ideajack: k
i mean i understand this stuff is basically an in-joke now but srsly this sequence followed by the whispers explanation was really really bad.
so wait can someone help me here? is desmond jumping between the timelines or isn't he? in the last ep we saw him passing out and switching between the two but we didn't see that this week. why did he try to kill locke? i assumed that after locke pushes him down the well he switches back to the alt timeline (and he doesn't realise that it wasn't really locke). or is he just aware of both?
― po-mo da don (tpp), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
who says locke in the alt isn't mib?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
The kid said so. Also he mentioned that he has an embarrassingly small penis.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ *SPOILER* btw
there was that episode where alt-locke was presented as having all the same issues as locke in the other timeline. but i suppose the smokemonster might just want to get free so he can work in a school and chill sure
― po-mo da don (tpp), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
Worst thing that could happen to the world, no doubt, Richard.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
Smoke monster in a wheelchair. I know, I know, it's serious.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
locke did seem a bit smokey-esque in that ep with ben...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
He seemed pretty normal when he was chillin' with Peg Bundy.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that's true. wasn't there some scene in the staff room where he was sort of tempting ben into thinking he should be head etc? it seemed deliberately meant to be flocke-like...
but i agree he was pretty normal hanging out with his one true love.
having said all this, isn't it now sort of clear that the alt is after the on island stuff? i mean...if these are "memories" that everyone is having.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
desmond is the one wearing all black in the alt, btw
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
isn't it now sort of clear that the alt is after the on island stuff
i wouldn't say that, no
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I don't think that's clear either.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think its more a bleeding through the boundries thing than memories per se
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
well...i didn't think that before, i thought bleeding through the boundaries, but surely if you know someone already or have memories...then it happened in the past? i mean...or else how do they explain that? not saying there isn't a way but would require a lot of complexity.
also the way desmond talks about it, like "you had another life" type shit, rather than "this isn't real."
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not that staunchly sure of this btw.
I think it's a parallel universe thing. I don't think they are going to try to explain it very well.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah prob true...prob why this love thing is making people remember. actually it's prob "that's his/her constant" as an explanation for everything.
i assume libby saying she felt this big emotional rush watching the tv and seeing hurley is similar to faraday crying watching the oceanic broadcast that time?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
seriously that explanation for the whispers was so fucking bad
i'd always hoped that the whispers were caused by time/universe bleeding stuff - like the whispers are you hearing ppl walking in the same place in the jungle in a different time or universe and they are all overlapped somehow
also the ghosts in purgatory thing is straight bullshit. in series 2 the whispers always occur before ppl are taken by the others (that air hostess for instance)
― po-mo da don (tpp), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
b/c the ghosts are tryin to warn u
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
i guess the problem with a lot of the 'unanswered questions' is that the fans have probably got better explanations for most of it than the writers (probably because they care more)
i'm still confident we won't get a BSG-style ending where ANY fan could have written a better ending
― po-mo da don (tpp), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
"also the ghosts in purgatory thing is straight bullshit."i get the feeling it will be revealed in the show to be bullshit when Michael's advice turns rotten for Hugo.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but makes no sense. the whispers happened when walt appeared and he wasn't even dead!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
because the ghosts are tryin to warn u
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
ah that makes sense, thanks.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
Mysterious Boy is clearly Spock and the island is the Genesis planet.
― abanana, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
yeah either that or "o lol ghosts do u see" is some sorry-ass bullshit. one or the other.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
i like the way someone actually said "that's not important right now" in this ep, forget who
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
It was "Michael" -- something about "Michael" makes me think it's an impostor, probably his never once mentioning "WAAAALT"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
"Hurley, who are you talking to?" FUCK OFF
"That's not important right now" FUCK OFF
"What's over?" "Everything" FUCK OFF
every other question asked in this episode FUCK OFF
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
Michael: if you ever do see Libby tell her....I'm very sorryHurley: i'll be sure to do that. oh...what about Ana Lucia?Michael: nah she was annoying remember?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
groaned out loud when Ilana said she was going to the Black Rock. hope Richard really just couldn't be bothered despite being unkillable and DESPITE there being weapons at the barracks still and DESPITE them having guns so why not just shoots the plane tyres.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
SHUT UP
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
seriously anyone who is still complaining about this show should gtfo of this thread.
don't be ridiculous
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
someone who isn't me can pan through all the LOST threads and collect a list of every nutball baseless "theory" that didn't end up coming true
I remember supporting a theory back in SSN 3 or 4 about how Walt was going to be the true Chosen One/Island leader.
And there was this awesome blog with the "Island is a moon" theory. http://mirrormattermoon.blogspot.com/
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
the kid's hair is different but his clothes are the same. this is just an observation and not a complaint btw.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
different stylist on set
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
The clothes and the kid are washed 2nd time round. Could be the hair color was dirt.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
seriously anyone who is still not complaining about this show should gtfo of this thread
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
point taken, but man that stuff gets old.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
i'll try harder to keep it all in one post from now on tho. disliked this episode as much as i liked last week's (other way round for some i'm sure).
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
keep watching lost although it's crap
― conrad, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
ok thanks i will!
a theory back in SSN 3 or 4 about how Walt was going to be the true Chosen One/Island leader.
i still kinda think this tbh
― est 2010 (rahni), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
I wouldn't bother complaining about little stuff if I didn't love the show as a whole so much.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
"What will be do when it's all over? ;_;"
ABC's been pushing a lot of serials, but I can't see ever starting up on those when there's Mad Men and Breaking Bad to catch up on.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
god, if only there were a large amount of flammable material on hand near or inside the plane! would make blowing it up 10x easier.
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
i h8 h8 h8 all the "we need all six in order to leave"/"kate is not a candidate but i need her here" stuff
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
yeah the sheer number of mystery/sci-fi shows ABC is throwing at the wall right now (usually with at least one Lost cast member involved) is insane, and so far none of them seem remotely promising as long term prospects. i guess there'll be more possibilities in the fall, though.
― sipster cuppies (some dude), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
sorry blueski it was indeed the multiple posts that got me xp
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
Ilana blowing up was awesome, I totally laughed in amazement. Also just what this season needed. In fact why not blow up all their island locations so they can stop going back and forth between them.
Ben on pedo-watch and Desmond going for Locke was also A+++. However. I would like to complain that when Flocke went back after throwing Desmond down the paper mache well, he did not respond to Sayid's question about "How is Desmond" with the reply "Well", "Not very... well" or "Well.... he's OK".
Why tf is anyone still banging on about the alt being after the on-island stuff. The writers have subtly explained what's going on by having Hugo say to Libby HEY IT'S LIKE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, CRAZY HUH?
Whispering explanation was lame-o. And I'm one of the people who is hanging on for explanations. I think they put that one in as a warning that they clearly can't be arsed.
For some reason I'm convinced that lil mystery kid is Smokey's real form as a kid. And maybe we haven't seen his true human form yet (MIB possibly being another Locke-type-body-snatch).
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
Ilana was my all-time #1 Lost boo, i will miss her
― nu bay deejoning (some dude), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
i have NO idea what kind of satisfying explanation people were expecting about the whispering, but then i never really thought that was remotely one of the more intriguing things in the show
― nu bay deejoning (some dude), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot it was even a question.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
Oh btw was anyone else half-expecting Hurley to stab Flocke when he gave him the knife?
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
i don't consider the whispers reveal to be an explanation. it just raises a new, different question, which is what they've always done on lost.
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
like, why can hurley talk to ghosts?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
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― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
Ahhhhhh hah hah, so true
― Brakhage, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
As much as I regret the oversimplification of the narrative (re: Smokey is the ultimate evil/true Love is the connective tissue etc) I thought this episode dealt with those things well and was one of the better ones this season. Great ending and a couple of good LOLs--the afforementioned Desmond sunglass-tip is a move I wish I could replicate in real life, but my favorite was Michael's "That's not important right now!"...it seemed as if it was said in the spirit of a venerable tradition.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
I thought "That's not important right now!" was a shoutout to Airplane!, like the Costanza's Human Fund.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
haha i freaked out @ "the human fund"
― nu bay deejoning (some dude), Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond was great in this episode, looks like real Desmond and alt-Desmond are the same person, or at least both of them can see the whole picture, which is why Smokey's so scared of him.
There's got to be some mad electromagnetic shit at the bottom of that well, right? Similar to the Swan or the Looking Glass.
I know this is par for the course with Lost by this point but Richard casually mentioning he KNOWS WHAT THE ISLAND IS and everyone else basically shrugging it off is some next-level ridiculous.
Are we going to get episodes for Miles and Lapidus do you reckon, or are they just wandering around waiting to be used as cannon fodder? Miles has got to be set for some kind of death scene involving Sawyer.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe this was mentioned already, but the little boy (Young Jacob) showing up when Smokey was w/ Desmond the same way he did when he was with Richard & Sawyer makes me think that Smokey isn't allowed to kill Desmond. But he's so nervous about him that he tries anyway.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
throwing desmond down the well seems like a really stupid move for mib though, since i'm guessing the well is one of the electromagnetic pockets like matt said and that's where widmore intended to put desmond in the first place
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
The donkey wheel's at the bottom of the well! So maybe he put him there intentionally.
Miles and Lapidus are just both way too cool with their personal issues at this point to survive the end of the show. Both characters definitely deserve better, though. They'll probably explode with Richard for no good reason.
― Nhex, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
we're sending our love down the well brother
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
the donkey wheel is at another well i think
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
miles still too useful as a story crutch to dispose of yet. maybe they can get him some weird time vortex where he reads the last thoughts of his own corpse, which freaks him out and kills him.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
Stones on the well looked really fake.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
I can't remember, was there a time lapse between the moment when island-Desmond told Widmore "sounds great! when do we start?" and when Sayid grabbed him? Like, a not-seen few minutes when Widmore could have given Des some vital information. I'm guessing that Desmond has new info that we don't know he has, and that Smokey doesn't know he has.
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
lol blueski
― conrad, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
yeah mib mentioned that there are several other wells if only to signal to the viewer that this isn't the donkey wheel well.
― Clay, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
desmond's "sounds great! when do we start?" made it sound as though he understood the situation 100%
― conrad, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond is the only guy who knows exactly what's happening with the timelines, he's got way too much purpose about him not to know.
Yeah the donkey wheel is under one of the Dharma stations, although there was a well there before there was a Dharma station, as we saw Locke climb down it.
Desmond giving alt-Locke a near death experience would surely lead to some weird mindmeld/timeline leaking shit?
Bit of a waste of having Pierre Chang in this episode given that he surely would have recognised Hurley from the Dharma days?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
How come Pierre Chang doesn't age?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
the last time he got magnetized, he saw the future -- maybe he saw the ending of the show and was cool with how it turned out, hence 'why bother being afraid?'
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
this is alt - pierre chang not in dharma either?
― conrad, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
or locke ending up on jacks surgery table will
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
in the last few seconds, when they focus on Locke's face, Locke looked like he saw the love of his life, which is "walking."
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
or else looked like he'd just been pushed out the window by his pops, which is also a kind of flash to have
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
Bit of a waste of having Pierre Chang in this episode given that he surely would have recognised Hurley from the Dharma days?this is alt - pierre chang not in dharma either?
yeah, no 815ers were ever on the island in altworld - all stuff involving them before the bomb was wiped out too
maybe horace will turn up again. would like to see phil too. and pickett (not really).
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
why didn't Des just get Locke to kiss Helen. maybe they don't really love each other :o
this is alt - jack kisses him on op table?
― conrad, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think this is true.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
this is alt - libby isn't even an 815er
― conrad, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
but the bomb was set off by 815ers!
time travel storyline be paradoxin'
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
One thing is for sure, and it's that alt-Ben and alt-Ben's dad were in Dharma.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)
yup
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
and they were on the island, and they left it at some unspecified point.
didn't faraday explain the goal of the bomb was to make it so they'd never end up on the island in the first place? (meaning once they set off the bomb, they don't have to set it off "again")
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
in the original reality yes. the alt reality is defined by them never having been on the island...the memories they awaken being from the original.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
in the original reality yes. the alt reality is defined by them never having been on the island
At home, Ben stares at his reflection in the microwave as he waits for the frozen turkey dinner for his father, Roger. While changing his father's oxygen tank, Ben reflects on how unimportant he feels at his job, especially given he has a PhD degree. Roger says he wished better for Ben and that is why he signed up with the DHARMA Initiative and moved them to the Island when Ben was a child. Roger wonders aloud whether their lives would have been better if they had stayed on the Island.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
oh come on...he meant jacob's "the island is a bottle of wine/needs to be corked" analogy from ab aeterno
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
polyphonic i'm just talking about the 815 people
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
they're as wise to that kind of shit as we are, surely. "Yeah we know, the island is................ our destiny"
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 16 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah I'd forgotten the bottle of wine thing.
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 April 2010 07:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah this still confuses me massively
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
there's no paradox, the whole point of alternate universes is that they allow you to have time travel without paradoxes
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
ehh
it's not really a parallel universe; it's defined by SOMETHING happening/not happening that did happen/didn't happen in the regular timeline
i mean, they could have done a parallel universe where ben's father never went to the island, or where jack never trained to be a doctor, or where kate never took up a lyfe of crime, but they didn't
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
How do we know it's defined that way?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
uh thats kind of how parallel universes all work isnt it? xpost
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
ok stopping myself before i go on some long-winded diatribe about parallel universe theories in the philosophy of science on the fucking lost thread, what the hell is wrong with me
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
It is pretty frustrating that after this many sideways flashes we still don't know for sure when or how this alt-timeline branched off. Does Marvin Candle remember Le Fleur and his adult son from the island? Did wiping out the 815 crash somehow also wipe away the 1950 and 1977 contacts the Others and Dharma made with the 815ers? (And if so then how did the Incident go down?) Did MIB escape or drown? Does Eloise know shit about the original TL the same way Libby & Daniel (& now Hurley, Charlie, & Desmond) do, or is she still on some Timelord steez?
Doesn't seem like there's time to answer all of this as well as provide the Island mythology in 5 more hours (4 without the commercials.)
― President Keyes, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
Or I guess the finale is 2 hours--so 6 more hours.
― President Keyes, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
the only certain thing that separates sideways from the original is that oceanic 815 never crash in the sideways, right? so the 815ers never make any contact with the dharma
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
But they were already there in 1977 and earlier. You can branch off timelines but you can't yank shit out of the past.
― President Keyes, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
too hard to suss that out. the island sank for some reason.
+ also desmond never got on the yacht
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
but it's not like they were on the island in 77 before they were there in 2004, so it's not really yanking shit out of the past
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
It is pretty frustrating that after this many sideways flashes we still don't know for sure when or how this alt-timeline branched off.
yes it is, because here we are two thirds of the way in and we still don't know what's at stake. we sort of know where our rooting interest is supposed to lie but we certainly don't know what we're rooting for. and none of our leads has yet done a goddamn thing for their own reasons.
still...
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100219000451/lostpedia/images/thumb/d/d7/S6cast.jpg/800px-S6cast.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
the way I see is there's a fork in time at the time of the explosion in 1977. You have one timeline with the crash and another without. everything before is the same. Since the 815ers went back in time to 1974, they are in the common past of both timelines.
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
So Ben and Roger Linus left the island after the explosion?
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
A lot of this makes my head hurt, but:http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Benjamin_Linus_(flash-sideways_timeline)/Theories
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
do we know that Ben and Roger Linus weren't on the submarine that left the island before the explosion?
though I guess since Pierre Change is still alive, that means the island didn't sink immediately after the explosion.
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
― peter in montreal, Friday, April 16, 2010 6:05 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
but they couldn't have travelled back to 1974 unless they had crashed in 2004
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
the 815ers from the crash timeline traveled back to 1974, not the non-crash timeline 815ers. in the non-crash timeline, the 815ers that appear in 1974 are 815ers from the crash timeline.
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
OTM. If this doesn't turn out to be the case I'm not going to watch another season of this show.
― President Keyes, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
You have one timeline with the crash and another without. everything before is the same
but this is not true is it? there are differences in the alt-timeline before the crash (sun + jin aren't married ...jack has kids!)
it is a paradox
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
and generally lol at ppl talking about how alternate universes work like we should all remember it from physics class
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
Nobody in alt universe has a beard that shouldn't have a beard, therefore I call bullshit.
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
Why is forking more palatable than universe coughing up a completely separate timeline? They've already established that the LOST island/universe goes to some pretty ridiculous lengths to bend people on certain paths, and a nuke is a great device wherein the island/universe is stretched beyond its abilities to do it to the point where it's forced to vomit them out into alt-verse. We've seen forking and parallel universes on TV before, but I don't think we've seen barfing pocket-verses yet -- this is progress!
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
i think we will only find out the real nature of the alt. timeline in the finale. i reckon detonating the bomb did absolutely nothing except cause the 'incident' that crashed the plane in the first place.
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
but who detonated the nuclear bomb in the alt timeline? THIS IS THE QUESTION
everyone keeps telling me its a 'fork' but can someone actually explain where this fork happens - it's not a fork. they blew up a bomb and then were transported into the future and then we saw them on a plane.
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
does the island look nuked in the alt. timeline? didn't someone say upthread that turning the donkey wheel actually sinks the island?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
It looks as though they are playing it so that the explosion in 1977 meant they never went to the island EVER, not even in 1974 as they would have needed to be on-island to travel back to 1974 in the first place. That way they can make the differences in their lives more far-reaching eg Jack having kids. Also they would otherwise have to explain away how these people were on the island (in 1974) before having been born yet, fucking up their memories, or whatever. Keeps things "simpler" for the explosion to mean none of the 815ers have experienced the island at all.
I do think they should address all this though, as it's kind of central to what they're trying to say.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
they are in the common past of both timelines
i don't think so and would be quite annoyed if this somehow turned out to be the case. as has been said there are too many unrelated differences in the alt. i don't want the parallel universe thing either tho and they did say they wouldn't be doing that Heroes-type shit...so hoping they're doing something beyond and better than that but no idea what.
guess we can't see Michael in alt world because of the Walt issue. surely he'll re-appear tho...seems silly just to have him pop up as a mere island ghost (however useful it was for hurley).
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
if any oceanic 815er is on the island in 1974 they would also remember crashing in 2004, but in the sideways this never happens ergo they are not in the island in the 70s xp
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
basically we need to know what the donkey wheel is don't we?
jacob's wine bottle explanation doesn't rele deal with the wheel that makes the island disappear and jump through time
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
Something else that always bugs me - why do dead people suddenly acquire a whole bunch of super-knowledge relevant to the livings' interests? Michael didn't really have a clue about anything on-island, why is he now wise to the big picture?
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
- the island is constantly moving (eloise says thats why they need the pendulum to find it)????- 'jacob' told locke to move the island (so move it more than its already moving?)???- time runs at a difference pace on the island?- the wheel that moves in the island if not pushed correctly makes people skip through time?
i don't consider myself part of the 'answers' brigade but will feel annoyed if we don't get some closure on this stuff
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
i thought the consensus was that the dead ppl aren't actually ghosts but smokey or the island appearing as ppl...until last week when we were told they were ghosts
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
lol what a ridiculous show <3
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
There needs to be a showdown between Hurley and Miles where Miles uses his human black-box playback to hear a dead guy say one thing, then a ghost of that guy say something else to Hurley -- and it turns out the things talking to Hurley aren't really dead, cause all those hurley ghosts are pretty manipulative.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
Alt timeline?
http://auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/carol-alt.jpg
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
I've never thought the ghosts or hallucinations were Smokey unless it's been made obvious (eg Alex. Maybe Nemi). Hurley's always seen "ghosts" and the Smoke monster being able to appear as people has only really been implied up until the Locke thing where it was made pretty clear. Also can't remember clearly, but I thought the ppl Hurley saw couldn't be seen by anyone else - except for that time dead Charlie came to the mental institute.
Early on I'm "happy" with the assumption that most of em were hallucinations or something, just a plot device to prompt the flashbacks - even as much as a whole episode (when Locke gave Boone the LSD head-paste). Not sure about Christian, though.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
You have one timeline with the crash and another without. everything before is the samebut this is not true is it? there are differences in the alt-timeline before the crash (sun + jin aren't married ...jack has kids!)it is a paradox― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, April 16, 2010 2:30 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, April 16, 2010 2:30 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark
sorry, I meant everything before the explosion in 1977 is the same
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
except jack + co. being there to cause it?
― po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
+ except faraday travelling to the 50s to tell them how to treat the bomb
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
no Jack + co. being in 1977 causing the explosion happens in both timelines. It's just a different Jack + co. from the ones in the non crash timeline.
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
wait, what I just said doesn't make sense
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
this all seemed so clear in my head about 5 minutes ago
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
i give up
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
is there anything in the alt we've seen so far that says that there had to be a nuke in 77? Island can sink for lots of reasons, like maybe someone pulls the drain plug from one of the wells.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
no
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
i mean yes, an island obviously can sink for any number of reasons...
well the bomb was there in 1954 as noted above. maybe it went untreated (cause of no Faraday appearing from the future) and caused the 77 incident?
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
― sonderangerbot, Friday, April 16, 2010 8:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
haw
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Friday, April 16, 2010 8:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
o shi
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
i subscribe to this theory have inadvertently helped in its creation
(lol who am i kidding i bet this is already a meme somewhere)
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
having
i like the '54 bomb theory! but i'm not sure if the result of Faraday never going back to seal the bomb cracks means it would explode, or merely leak tons of radiation and kill everybody with cancer
― Nhex, Friday, 16 April 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
or... make them infertile!
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
an island obviously can sink for any number of reasons
― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
That reminds me, I hoped we'd get some kind of explanation on the whole fertility/kidnapping/special children tip, very surprised this hasn't really been touched yet.
― Nhex, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
it's all because of ghosts
― peter in montreal, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
fertility: bomb fallout and/or just jacob bein' all "people have to COME to the island and CHOOSE blah blah"
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
Got a feeling that's "not important right now" sry. Shame because imo that was one of the more interesting and properly sinister aspects of the whole show.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I just thought since Claire and Walt were a big deal in the first season it would be revisited, as part of the seasonal mirroring. But yeah, I wouldn't be too surprised if it was dropped now that everything's about Jacob vs. Smokey and LOVE.
― Nhex, Friday, 16 April 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vpxqMFcc1qz7tb2o1_r1_500.jpg
― po-mo da don (tpp), Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
lock thread
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
locke thread
― abanana, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3NjWp8yAVo
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/04/19/season-finale-dates-confirmed/
Now we know the date of the finale: Sunday, May 25th (2 hours)
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
Oops, I mean Sunday, May 23rd. I can't read.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
Why are they putting the finale on a Sunday?
― Nhex, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe this show will be gone after May. :(
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
I know. Now I'm kinda sad.
(Sunday night events typically account for the greatest audience availability.)
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
We knew the finale date months ago ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
Push that sadness off until after the finale! We got the rest of our lives to miss it.
― Nhex, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
xp We did? I must have missed it.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
Oh man, I'm going to a wedding on the 23rd. I hope it's early.
― jaymc, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!THUNDER ON THE WATER, BE THERE, SUNNNNNNNDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
so glad this ends just before i go on holiday as opposed to during
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 19 April 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
It's on Sunday so it can be on the 23rd. Get it-- 23=Jack.
― President Keyes, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
I wouldn't be surprised, actually.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, clearly that's why it's that Sunday. That's why they're taking a week-long break in the schedule--so that it's on the 23rd, rather than the 16th. Sayid don't mean shit.
― winnebago taco, Monday, 19 April 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
so what's tonight's episode all about then?
― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
someone getting a golden ticket
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob is an awful lot like Willie Wonka, what with the penchant for ambiguous moral instruction and harsh penalties for failure in a game whose rules are ill-defined after all.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
is it raining, is it pouring, is a hurricane a blowing
― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
There is a character named Charlie.
THINK ABOUT IT.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
OMG HE ATE AN OOMPA LOOMPA
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/NarfNa/Lost/Pilot%20I/OrangeSmile.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
What are you talking about? There's an episode on the 18th.
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the 18th is a Tuesday. And it's not the finale. What are you talking about? If there was no week off, the finale would be on Sunday, May 16 (one week earlier than it is now scheduled; the next-to-last episode would also be a week earlier, on May 11). Sayid's number, or whatever.
To clarify, there is no new episode, next week.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, now I see. My mistake then.
― phantompenguin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
Four hours left, two accounted for on the finale night. If they're going by numbers, who gets picked off and when?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
there's 3 more non-finale episodes, so 5 hours left
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
terrible episode after 2 great ones :( claire changed her mind. jack changed his mind. sayid changed his mind.
angry claire is the least intimidating thing ever. its like a chipmunk grimacing.
― bnw, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, I messed up my count then.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
xp Widmore changed his mind.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
"Guy talk"
better than last week's, and at least we got all the reunions out of the way in one go.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
someone getting a golden ticket― President Keyes, Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkJacob is an awful lot like Willie Wonka, what with the penchant for ambiguous moral instruction and harsh penalties for failure in a game whose rules are ill-defined after all.― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkis it raining, is it pouring, is a hurricane a blowing― cutty, Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkThere is a character named Charlie.THINK ABOUT IT.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkJacob is an awful lot like Willie Wonka, what with the penchant for ambiguous moral instruction and harsh penalties for failure in a game whose rules are ill-defined after all.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkis it raining, is it pouring, is a hurricane a blowing
― cutty, Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkThere is a character named Charlie.
this is blowing my mind right now d0odz
― peacocks, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)
this episode wasn't that great, but I'm glad that it at least moved the story forward pretty efficiently
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
flash sideways stuff last nite was driving me up a wall. just feel like those scenes are wasting...precious...time!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
don't get me wrong, i think the idea is gutsy. hey, what if we devote half of the last season to a mostly slow-moving alternate universe/timeline sub-plot that cuts into the action on the island! i mean if it doesn't end up being the most mindblowing finale in the history of television people are going to riot on producers houses. and cut their heads off.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
"Looks like somebody got her voice back..."
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
a real lowpoint for Lapidus
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
the most interesting thing was Sun recognising Locke ("it's him!")...not just from 815/the airport. Desmond did well to land as well as he did in the well.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
i wonder how much the flash sideways stuff was the writers just NEEDING something to break away from the main island action to every other scene, because they've structured things like that for so long, not even that they wouldn't be able to come up with more stuff happening on the island but just are used to doing things that way.
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
half the season could have been the history of the island. like a nature documentary. the aliens, the people from atlantis, the egyptians, etc. i would have killed to see something like that.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
What's with Smokey & wood?
Last week it was "You talk to wood now?"
This week MIB thanks Jack for putting Locke's body in a wooden box.
Makes me think back to Eko's walking stick.
This ep. wasn't bad-- It felt like the first hour of one of a two hour season finale-- with the flash-whatever covering multiple characters and lots of movement on the Island, characters making dumb decisions (I'm going to jump off this boat/helicopter/submarine.)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
I liked Sawyer's line about the captain looking like an outcast from a burt reynolds movie
― akm, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, the fact that the flash sideways was all about connecting different characters was encouraging that that's all coming to a head -- weird thing is the episode description on my cable box said the LA stuff centered on Jack, which totally confused me when he and his son didn't show up until over halfway through the episode.
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
Guys remember how when Jack looks at Locke he doesn't see Locke but ... HIS DAD? Remember that?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
has jeff fahey ever been in anything with burt reynolds?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
When Jack said "You look just like him" do you think he meant HIS DAD?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
probably meant
― max, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
wait for it
A HORSE
the "you look just like him" line last night was so clearly about smokey looking like locke, c'mon
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
you sure are going to look dumb when in the show finale they reveal retroactively that each person sees the smoke monster as someone different who was important from their life
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
when they say he looks like locke the sound of their voice is being translated by smokey's babelfish
― abanana, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
haha they'll do a total shutter island reveal with a bunch of old scenes playing back differently
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
I liked how Jack, knowing that Locke is not really Locke, expects him to act like Locke: "John Locke said we had to stay here."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
i already know the last scene of the show. here it is:
guy enters huge room filled with hospital beds and all the lost characters are on the beds strapped to machines. another guy is there with a clipboard.
guy to the other guy: well, shut it down. obama has cut off all funding for the dharma dream experiment.
the other guy: what do we do with the bodies?
first guy: dispose of them.
*fade to black*
oh yeah it's gonna happen. just you wait.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
no, that was just the script they sent to Obama to scare him into moving his address off of their season premiere date
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
first guy: dispose of them
Walt on a horse: WAIT...I've had a better idea!
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
really looking forward to the moment that jack becomes island jacob jesus and fake locked gets all mopey because he got pwned by moving him away from the explosions
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
good interview here of exec producers - no spoilers obviously, but may be a bit demystifying which could turn people off.
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/04/ff_lost/all/1
― bnw, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
what happened to rose and bernard? where is vincent?
― akm, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
where was ben last episode?
― bnw, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
he went with Richard and Miles to try and blow up the plane
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
partying with richard and miles iirc
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
ooh yeah, thanks
― bnw, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
"What's up?""Someone's trying to kill us. Again."
― THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
wtf @ mini-jack. that kid is super creepy. they even walk alike!
― Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
mini-jack is nu-walt? maybe it's their loophole for not figuring out how to get walt to stop puberty between seasons.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
dialogue in this episode reached new low
― pollos da don (tpp), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
yeah totally
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
I would say re-reached the same low.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
Lindelof: It’s like when you spend time with a 3-year-old, you quickly find out that one question just begets another — there’s a “why” in the wake of every “why” — and the only way to end the conversation is to say, “Oh look, a Chuck E. Cheese!” The show is doing its best to say, “Oh look, Chuck E. Cheese!” For example, we’ve now given the viewers as much as we’re willing to say about the numbers, and we’re moving on.
― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
re: dialogue, I think this season is missing Brian Vaughan.
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
was pretty clear he meant actual john locke.
agree some terrible dialogue, i love the amount of times lost dialogue feels like monkey island or one of those games. eg lapidus "THERE'S SOME CANNED FOOD IN THE GALLEY LETS ALL EXIT THIS SCENE AND GET SOME."
overall thought this ep was great tho, plot moved along nicely.
what i do think is v stupid is like hurley's whole "maybe jacob wants us to go to locke thing" is basically just a massive stupid meaningless plot device to join the two groups together.
why in the name of jesus would any of them want to go hang out with the swirling murderous smoke monster? how or why could that ever seem a good idea?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
because Michael's ghost told Hurley to, and uh... I guess Michael works for the island? or Jacob? who knows. most of the characters have no idea what they're doing, that's why they'll follow just about anybody who has the vaguest sense of direction or leadership
― Nhex, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
it seems a really hollow plot device, and you know full well they'll never explain why jacob/michael's ghost thought that was a good idea except that every single action anyone ever does had to lead to the same conclusion, it's FATE wow!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
I actually like this show a lot more when it's a proper ensemble cast thing - ie not hamstrung by having to have every episode centre around one character. Thought this one moved things on pretty nicely actually.
Who else thought either Jin or Sun was going to get zapped by the fence as they ran towards one another?
There's no way Sayid killed Desmond. Actually, alt-Desmond is really starting to act like Jacob.
So Jack's a Smokey stooge now? Certainly looked like that rocket should have killed him.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid didn't kill Desmond, and Jack is not any more of a "stooge" than he ever was (which was pretty stoogey, let's be honest).
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
"Certainly looked like that rocket should have killed him."
he can't get killed by things though, right? on the island.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
Here is an image to stare at:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/wp-content/images/18-05/ff_lost_2000px_f.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
what's "_oundelay"? roundelay?
― abanana, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I know. I just meant that when Smokey said "we need to leave the island," Jack was like, "But Locke wanted to stay on the island," as though because Smokey looked like Locke he was supposed to share his opinions. Just seemed dumb in a Jack sort of way.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
Dumb... like a fox!(He's tricking Smokey into thinking he's stupid by being stupid.)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
what's "_oundelay"? roundelay?― abanana, Wednesday, April 21, 2010 9:54 PM (7 minutes ago)
― abanana, Wednesday, April 21, 2010 9:54 PM (7 minutes ago)
super secret speedy gonzalez cameo
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
I haven't rewatched any episodes, but Dead Michael didn't tell Hurley to bring everyone to Smokey-Locke IIRC. Didn't Hurley initially say that Jacob told him to take everyone to Smokey-Locke which Richard promptly called bullshit on. Hurley later admitted to Jack that he made the whole thing up and that he was just winging it. Jack's nonsensical response was to agree with Hurley to visit Smokey-Lockey anyway. For me it makes that whole plot point more wtf rather than less wtf.
― Beer me a Lagavulin (KMS), Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
When Hurley said it was Jacob who told him what to do, it was actually Michael, who'd been telling him to do stuff all episode both on and off-camera. Regardless of which "side" it benefits, it seems clear that all of the originals are supposed to get together and decide what they're going to do regarding Smokey and getting off the island - doesn't surprise me that the "good" side and the ghosts with them were pushing them together. Jack's gave a whole speech about why he went along with Hurley, it wasn't totally nonsensical!
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
Why doesn't the secret message in that Wired article make any sense? Think I'm missing a bit of it that's maybe only in the magazine?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)
How does on-island Claire know that Jack's her brother? This was bugging me all episode but afaic remember she never even knew Christian's name. Jack knew so did he tell her when they returned to the island?
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
When Hurley said it was Jacob who told him what to do, it was actually Michael, who'd been telling him to do stuff all episode both on and off-camera.
Fair enough, but how are you able to determine what Michael said to Hurley "off camera". If Michael did tell Hurley to go to Flocke off-camera (he definitely did not do this on-camera), why does Hurley feel it is necessary to lie to Jack and claim that the decision to visit FLocke was Hurley's alone? Why is that any better than him telling Jack that Michael's ghost told him to visit FLocke?
Jack's gave a whole speech about why he went along with Hurley, it wasn't totally nonsensical!
If the main gist of Jack's response to Hurley is that he is going "to sit back and listen to other people tell him what to," why does he refuse to go along with Sawyer's escape plan for everyone in the very next episode. Perhaps his conversation with Hurley isn't completely nonsensical but what was the point of it?
― Beer me a Lagavulin (KMS), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
You're overthinking this, man. I mean, 90% of this stuff is just classic "we have to go over to this side of the island!" Lost action-logic. This is a show where people lie all the time to get people to do things and are eternally evasive with answers! And where those same people will just go along for it and walk across the island again. I think it's pretty safe to assume, at least within that one episode, that Hurley was just following ghost orders, and taking up the traditional Lost "just do what I tell you, because i say so" tack. (And even Hurley was totally surprised that Jack had such a casual attitude about going to meet Locke.)
As for Jack's change of heart, my guess is that once he actually met and saw Dead Locke alive in the flesh for the first time, he immediately caught onto the evil there, that aspect was played up - at least he was pretty freaked out by it, naturally. According to that Wired image there's going to be more between them next episode.
I think the key is that, while having everybody meet HAS to happen (regardless of which side wins, both sides seem to agree on this) Jack and Sawyer's plans and goals are definitely different - Jack never said anything about wanting to escape the island since coming back in '77. I mean, does anyone really believe the island or Fate is gonna let Team Submarine win the day, anyway? Don't believe the show is pointing us in that direction, necessarily. Also guessing this is why Widmore turned on them at the end, since Jack was missing, whatever he wanted to do couldn't happen.
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
The really dumb thing about all this is that they could have just got everyone back together by having Sun trek off into the jungle to find Jin.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
Jack didn't tell her, Smokey did.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)
I'd like to think that the idea to go talk to Locke came from Hurley's head rather than from Michael. Hurley is a conciliator. It seems natural that he'd favor negotiations.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
there better be some serious action in the next episode. tired of smokey spouting action movie cliches everytime widmore's crew does something. "It's on!" *evil glare* *fade to commercial* "Now we dance!" *evil glare* *fade to commercial* "Oh no he didn't!" *evil glare* *fade to commercial* "Check, please!" *evil glare* *fade to commercial*
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT NOW!" *EVIL SKOT GLARE* *FADE TO PIE*
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 April 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
yeah... i don't think they need to have a big smoke monster showdown every episode like the one in the statue but they definitely need to stop the teasing. he's more interesting/intimidating when he's just being kinda creepy anyway.
― some dude, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
my main thought on this episode was "holy shit they sure know how to pack in a lot of commercials here huh"
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
i always wonder where smokey gets the patience to deal with these idiot people all the time, but then i remember that he has been chilling on the island forever and a day. but, still, you would think this would make him even MORE murderous and deranged to be so close to his goal after all this time. i mean, not that he isn't deranged, but he does manage to keep it together and have several long tedious conversations with people who are basically just soon-to-be-dead sacrifices to him.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
You're overthinking this, man.
Of course I am. Isn't that what this series is supposed to be inviting its audience to do? I missed out on all the fun when X-Files jumped the rails back in the day because I had stopped watching that series a year or two before it happened, but I am staying with Lost all the way to the bitter freakin' end.
― Beer me a Lagavulin (KMS), Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
Think this entire series is basically about getting the players in place for one massive reveal and then one almighty kickoff with explosions and shit and, well, that's it really. Does anyone really care if we don't learn anything about the fertility stuff or the Dharma food drops at this stage? Red herrings, dudes.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
50/50 on whether they'll explain what actually happened with Christian's corpse. This is my Hurley Bird now.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
Christian's coffin still missing in the altworld or was it just delivered later (Jack being on the way to the service before meeting Claire)?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
I thought Jack and his kid were on their way to the reading of Christian's will.
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
Nah the coffin turned up pretty quickly, it just got put on the wrong plane or something similarly prosaic.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
How does on-island Claire know that Jack's her brother? This was bugging me all episode but afaic remember she never even knew Christian's name. Jack knew so did he tell her when they returned to the island?Jack didn't tell her, Smokey did.
Did we see this? I guess we're supposed to assume that's why he was in the form of Christian, but still, I would have thought it's quite a big deal... particularly if Claire's gone mental over her boybee then knowing she has family who might help raise him, might have helped her? I dunno.
BTW she still has mysterious Dharma implant in her, maybe she's a suicide bomb who can explode smokey at the last minute.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
We didn't see it but it was explicitly mentioned in that last episode.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
How did I miss that!
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
I sure did!
was also just thinking this morning "I sure hope they explain the food drops".
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I hope Hurley says "So THAT'S where the food drops are coming from!" and stares meaningfully into the camera for like ten seconds.
― drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
"Dude...whoaah!"
http://z.about.com/d/lost/1/0/B/2/0/-/Hurley2.jpg
― Beer me a Lagavulin (KMS), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
according to the podcast they aren't explaining the food drops on the show.
― abanana, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
Does anyone really care if we don't learn anything about the fertility stuff or the Dharma food drops at this stage? Red herrings, dudes.
yes exactly, red herrings! stupid shit writing...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
why the fuck did the red herring say hurley's name
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
also I haven't seen the last few episodes but I keep opening this thread
I always wondered if it was possible for fanfiction to be so bad, but pervasive enough as to force show creators to refute them in the show.
Like if it got around that people thought the food drops were from a time-shifting pterodactyl named Beaky Hanso or something.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
The plane that dropped the food is actually from 1977, dropping food through a wormhole it knows nothing about that actually leads to 2004. There. Explained.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not sure there's any nagging minor mystery i'll be pissed about them not returning to, really i just want the finale to be SOMETHING entertaining/surprising, but i'm starting to hate these guys for copping the annoyed condescending attitude towards fans who actually kept track of all the bullshit breadcrumbs THEY dropped in the first place.
― some dude, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
i'm starting to hate these guys for copping the annoyed condescending attitude towards fans who actually kept track of all the bullshit breadcrumbs THEY dropped in the first place.
seriously. take some pride in your fuckin' work.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
apart from giving jack tattoos
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
"Oh look, a Chuck E. Cheese"
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
The Dhamra food drops-- it's not really that big a mystery, right? The Dharma folk on the island were purged, but there were still others in Ann Arbor. They left Radzinsky and Kelvin there to keep pushing the button and sent food drops to keep them alive.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
OTFM. Every single interview with them over the past couple of years has been like this. I'd probably be enjoying this season a lot more if they'd shown a bit of enthusiasm for what makes the show great.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously, 3 year olds.
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah and as soon as they joined the two groups together, it became immediately obvious why Whidmore had to kidnap Jin - just for the Jin/Sun reunion moment. I hate to sound like a broken record, but these sorts of plot contrivances have been extremely heavy-handed for a couple of seasons now. It's alright though, I tell myself, just stop thinking and enjoy the spectacle. This show is not meant to be pored over. You need a heavy suspension of disbelief. And yet it somehow invites this hypercritical approach at the same time. Because this show keeps demanding that I criticize it. I just want to enjoy it in the same mindless way, I enjoyed Hot Tub Time Machine.
Saddest thing ever though is that they set up the mystery of who is the candidate? Jin or Sun. And nobody bothered to care. Not a single viewer. Not even a single character.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
The minor mysteries like the food drops, for those keeping score, are the only shit I ever cared about. This big overarching Jacob non-sense ruined the show imo.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah the candidate thing is pretty hard to swallow in the first place too. Like, these folks are the cream of the crop for Jacob? He couldn't find anybody a little more together to run his magic island?
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
Totally, the candidate thing is silly.
But I think a major problem I have is not the continuity problems going back 6 seasons, such that, for example, the season 2 others dont make any fucking sense anymore. That's fine. I don't care. But it's the lack of continuity in season 6 itself where I throw my hands up and say "really?" But shit, just enjoy the spectacle for what it is and stop treating it with any seriousness.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 23 April 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone otm. "it's a character based show", just get over yourselves. If the food drops don't matter why put them in? They have cheapened hundreds of great reveals and wow moments of the show by saying basically: "yeah we were just fucking with you there."
Prime example of this first happening was desmond's first appearance in the hatch where you think "omg it's the same guy who jack met at the running track." a big wow ending that basically meant nothing.
They got addicted to shocking the audience and now they act like the people who prob told friends "no I really think they aren't making it all up as they go along" are being ridiculous.
Saw a really irritating interview where they responded to a question about some huge continuity error with "yeah there's also a monster made of smoke on this island!!!"
Like as if endless crappy unfinished half ideas in the script require a "suspension of disbelief." they don't, they just damage the show and make the writers look cheap.
I still love this show but they had enough time to plot the ending and basically dodged explaining more in favour of character sop.
You'd think they'd have barely a minute to waste in s6, like a really good work would leave you wanting more, not feeling like you could fast forward.
Basically the Jacob smokey flashback is the episode it seems everyone wants to see most.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 April 2010 07:03 (fifteen years ago)
btw character-based shows have characters iirc
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 April 2010 07:14 (fifteen years ago)
The saddest thing is that they could totally answer the questions in a satisfying way and still develop the characters. It would not be difficult at all. Think of all the stuff they could just chop out of the show and lose nothing.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 23 April 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)
yes. real abdication of craft this season. like, we should have enough information at this point to give a shit whether jack is on or off the boat, instead of just watching it happen. in the alt, are we rooting for him to fix Locke or is that THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? I dunno. He will or he won't.
Would be nice to have enough goddamn information by now to just once be like NO NO DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!! or something but no.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 April 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah there's no reason why every episode in s6 shouldn't have felt like a finale. I'd almost say s6 the worst season of the lot. I do have faith they'll end it with a big explosive fun few eps but still.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 April 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)
I find the producers' attitude annoying too. Kind of like: "What? A bunch of nerds watch our show?" To be fair though, some of their reaction is to the slightly insane demand to answers for every little thing. Like the fan obsession over getting more info about flashback characters like Ben's old GF Annie.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i'm pretty sure no one would want to watch a show where every single lost nerd get their own special questions answered
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
S4 > S2 > S5 > S1 > S3 > S6 I think.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond in the hatch was the best WTF moment because they'd spent an entire season working up to the mystery of what was down there. Now they find a lighthouse that gives people a view on their entire lives and its smashed up and over and never spoken of again a week later. I think at some point they just piled too many things on with a trowel.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)
With me its less a problem of "omg they put this mystery in that was never explained" and more that they've lost the knack of pacing a series properly and balancing the characters' screen time well. Like what exactly has been the point of having Lapidus walking around and saying one line every episode?
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
(I'm still enjoying it, by the way, I'm just taking it as the dumb fun it obviously is at this point)
Saving every damn mystery to the very end is causing lots of breezy ridiculousness-- "So that's what the whispers are!"
Also, they killed off every character who cared about understanding anything--Daniel, Locke, Charlotte--and left a bunch of pawns behind.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, I can see why they held off on the Jacob/MIB stuff until now, but we could have learned that the whispers were ghosts 2 seasons ago and it wouldn't have wrecked the show.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
i firmly believe they didn't had the jacob/MIB stuff planned until the end of S5 other than jacob being 'an important guy'
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 23 April 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
but but but whut about the black & white stones?
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
i know i know and what about how some characters were sometimes 'good' and other characters were sometimes 'bad'
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 23 April 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)
The whispers are a prime example of a mystery we don't need the answer to, it should be perfectly obvious by now they're a noise from whenever Smokey appears. That's all you need.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)
no you are right some of the stuff in S6 has certainly been there thematically the whole time
but i think maybe they have overestimated how much (normal) ppl liked that stuff? xp
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 23 April 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)
i mean probably on the serious lost boards there is already someone with a picture-signature of jin and sun's reunion in the last ep
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 23 April 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)
I think the Locke-leader loop plot, which played out over 3 seasons at least, was pretty well planned out.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)
The recent exchanges on this thread have really reminded me of me on the Who threads in the Rusty era with everyone else going "it doesn't need to make sense or be explained, just enjoy it".
― THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
interesting comparison because Lost doesn't have the "excuse" of having to be understandable by kids. but I'm enjoying DW more these days tbh.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
In fairness, Doctor Who really doesn't have to be explained.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
Re: the Locke long con being really well worked out, I wonder if Jacob and the Smokemonster were originally intended to be one and the same thing, around the time they first started showing the cabin, and they decided to go with the two characters much later.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)
Matt...what? The whispers are smokey?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
Not only is that not "obvious" it's not even the explanation they gave! Smokey has that clicking noise. The whispers happened at all these random times...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
the whispers are more like dead souls
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 23 April 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
As for the plot my guess us they had this huge pile of sporadically made up bullshit and rightly figured smoke monster was the thing people were most interested in. I like the Jacob/mib stuff I just think they've been lazy...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
xp freelancing dead souls with great knowledge of what's happening on the island it appears
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 23 April 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
you did get both together at times tho. think they confused themselves on this but n/m don't really care anymore just want to know more about MIB really.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
the fuckin whispers didnt need a dam explanation but they ESPECIALLY didnt need the dam explanation we got.
― max, Friday, 23 April 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
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OK I can accept either of these two explanations, so that's cool.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Friday, 23 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)
President Keyes' argument makes sense really.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
Executives producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse revealed on the the March 11, 2010 podcast that they intend to reveal the origin of the supply drop, although that might happen not on the show itself.
but yeah what is there to reveal really
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 23 April 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
Lapides is kept around so that there's the possibility of them flying the Ajira plane off the island, I would think.
― nickn, Friday, 23 April 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
also didn't Ilana specifically refer to him as a candidate earlier this season?
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Friday, 23 April 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
She said he might be one. But then she seemed to know the names of the actual candidates. Though she said there were 6. I wonder if she was including Locke.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
Dharma drops is something I'd rather they not answer since they'll probably come up with something dumb and illogical due to lack of interest.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I think this is what pisses me off the most.Maybe if it was some artfully crafted character drama with dialogue that ~makes you think~ I might forgive the mystery stuff being pushed to the sidelines but truth is all that stuff is excrutiatingly bad, the mystery stuff is all they have going and as ppl have said (and me upthread) we still don't know what we're rooting for.
This series is making me forget some of the awesome stuff, I really think the Locke story was a great example of what they ~could~ do.
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
THIS SHOW IS GONNA KILL US ALL LIKE AN AIRBORNE FUNGUS!
― scott seward, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
Kind of can't wait for it to be over so that some obsessive can make an entire series re-edit which deletes all flashbacks, flash-forwards and flash-sidewayses.
― I Smell Xasthur Williams (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
we still don't know what we're rooting for
This kind of sums up why I've been feeling impartial about this season - every couple of episodes someone needs to DO SOMETHING and sets off to a random location from a previous season where the hang out with a small group of followers until someone else needs to DO SOMETHING ELSE and go to another location with slightly different group of followers, possibly with some bloodshed en route. Then someone gets mad at the group they're in and shifts over to the other group for a while and so on. I didn't get hooked on this show for the cliquey group dynamics.
― joygoat, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
i am transferring all of my obsessions w/ this show over to fringe which is unfortunately even less likely to end in a satisfying manner
― max, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
^^^have been contemplating such a sublimation myself, is it at least awesome while you are watching it?
― International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, first season was kind of rough but its really hit its groove this season--plus the 'non-mythology' episodes are totally watchable
― max, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
last episode of FRINGE was easily better than anything we've seen on LOST this season
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
grady just texted me to say that hes DJing the L O S T wrap party tomorrow night
― max, Friday, 23 April 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
FUCK THAT GUY
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
― Nhex, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
He should just play "You All Everybody" over and over all night.
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
that and whatever was on hurley's headphones before the batteries went
― andrew m., Friday, 23 April 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
and selections from the OST
― andrew m., Friday, 23 April 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Tell him to play Moneen, they've written songs about Lost. Heh.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
i met a guy in a LOST band. i think i linked their myspace on this page. pretty funny. if you are into harry potter bands and stuff like that.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
x-postMaybe a little Geronimo Jackson.
― nickn, Friday, 23 April 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
xpost is that the one that plays at Knitting Factory Brooklyn every tuesday night?
― International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
Recommendation -- drop the Rockford Files theme music into the middle of something.
Would it be too cheesy to use the LOST flashback-whoosh.mp3 or panning-trombone.mp3 to segue in the set?
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
This pretty much applies to any DJ set. In the top 5 tv themes ever imo.
― International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
Play the Heroes theme music (if it has any.)
― President Keyes, Friday, 23 April 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
Music for the Heroes series is by Wendy & Lisa (ex-Prince) actually.
― International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 April 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
this is some straight-up Billy Corgan-caliber audience condescension. I was pretty much ready to let certain pet mysteries slide at this point & just get comfortable for the coming spectacle, but srsly fuck these dudes. I will still watch, but now w/ EXTREME PREDJUDICE
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
er.. prejudice
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Sunday, 25 April 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
Starting to wonder if the finale will explain the Adam & Eve skeletons as promised in all those interviews a few years back as "proof we knew what we were doing all along".
― James Mitchell, Monday, 26 April 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
didn't they do some kind of teaser/joke reference to them earlier in the season? can't remember now.
― surmudgeon (some dude), Monday, 26 April 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
You know when they do explain it, it'll be something so ridiculously cheesy and sentimental the internet will throw up in unison. "The whispers are ghosts" ain't got nothin'!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
It'll be proof that... we are all John Locke. Gullible, *wanting* to believe. Then a smoke monster eats us all.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
No episode tonight. Or you could say there's a flashback to Richard's flashback of a few weeks ago.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
LOST: The Animated Series
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/500x_lost.jpg
― Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe there'll be a Real Ghostbusters style spin-off with Smokey reformed and in the Slimer role.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
Watching the last Desmond episode again, wonder if they'll explain why Charlie is much balder in the alternate timeline.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://dashshaw.blogspot.com/2010/04/may-believer.html
― Nhex, Friday, 30 April 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/mlnl1v.gif
― Nhex, Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
CarltonCuse We are now mere hours from locking the cut of the finale. We have been living in the editing rooms for 6 days and nights straight.
― cutty, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
lol at cuse stumbling into the daylight to find that no one cares anymore
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
postsecret The secret script for the LOST finale has been leaked online. I'm not peeking but you can find it with a Google search. 8 minutes ago via web
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
HOLY SHIT THIS PART
LOCKE walks up to WATERMELON, which sits silently on a table by the ocean. JACK stands beside the table, making some sort of face that the actor is paid to make, JACK pulls a gun out of his pants and points it to his head. JACK looks at watermelon.LOCKE: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DOWATERMELON does not respond, SAWYER walks bySAWYER: Sup fracklesSAWYER kisses WATERMELONThe camera pans down, revealing that KATE lays dead near the table. Violins play, HURLEY walks in slow motion towards LARGE BIRD sitting in tree near the table.LARGE BIRD: Hurley!JACK screams, shoots himself in the head
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
Why is there a watermelon there?
I'll tell you later.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
So do we have four or five more hours left in the series?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
Because I don't care about spoilers, I read it. And it feels as fake as a fake thing to me (because of the way it's written, specifically the acting directions, rather than the content).
― THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
I kind felt that way about other spoilers that turned ot to be true, so I'll stay away from this.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
I checked imdb for the cast listings for the final episode and Watermelon is definitely on there.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
Must be MIB's real name.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Walter Mellon?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/watermelon-car-by-rungue.jpg
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
inspired by that Hitler animated gif surely
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
ok so that was a hell of a death toll
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
which fills me with the "yay you fuckers something is finally actually happening" feelings
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
wowwwww
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
Bye bye Kwons. I guess the daughter they both just spent a scene talking about how beautiful she was didn't mean that much to either of them in the end, huh? Eh, one of our parents will raise her. I'd rather die with you.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
i'm confused... did locke just use wires from the plane to make the bomb?
― Creeztophair, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
The messed up thing is that now the Kwons' daughter will probably be raised by her grandfather. Sure that's gonna work out well! Seriously though, sad/bummed that they are gone, they were always a big draw for me.
Locke probably just took out the bomb as it was wired on the plane (assuming Widmore also wanted them dead, he probably couldn't kill them himself either). I did totally LOL when Sawyer pulled the wires leading to the wonderfully cliched timer countdown speed-up. Or who knows, maybe Smokey learned one day how to do this stuff, probably one of the people he killed knows.
As the last remaining minority main character, Hurley better watch out now! (Richard and Miles are probably gonna bite it anyway)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
I think people would revolt in the streets if Hurley dies.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
Charlie's water death >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>x1000 Kwonses water death
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
I've totally lost track of Ben. Where is he and how likely is he to play a part in the endgame?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1xfobom9B1qz85zpo1_400.gif
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
Ben went with Richard and Miles to get explosives from the Barracks to blow up the plane. Lots more explosions to come!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
CANNOT BELIEVE the tease of that Kate shot. Redshirts die instantly, but Kate has an impenetrable ribcage. Love the .gif though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
poor fucking lapidus gets the shittiest lines of this season and then eats it in a sinking sub.
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
wait, did he die? i thought he might have escaped
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
Given that he was not shown dying, I feel like there's just NO way he's not still kicking around. Somehow. Somewhere. Show's too obvious for him to be gone without confirmation, right?
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)
Suppose that could be the reveal next week, but no plane option + getting domed by a door doesn't bode well imo.
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)
the plane's still on the table, locke removed the explosives. also, that's inevitably where Team Kablooey is going next episode or so
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
Isn't that plane missing a windshield, though? I mean, wtf? Didn't a big-ass bamboo spike kill the shit out of the co-pilot? If I'm remembering that correctly, it's infuriating that the fucking pilot, of all people, is like, "Aw, hellz yeah. Let's just take the plane. It's not like I'll die within minutes, or anything lol!!1!!!11"
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)
otm about the obvious part + plane is still an option aside from locke's bullshit explanation. sort of thought bomb was richard's.
also lol at claire turning around 5 minutes after sawyer has been yelling for her. hope sayid's spoiler/last words were rong. I think jin and sun will get a happy ending in alt-timeline.
― βΠψ (bnw), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
They've really gotten rid of a lot of dead weight.
I don't know exactly what Widmore's plan was but so far it has seemed to be poorly thought out.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
the whole "the bomb will not kill us but if we try to defuse it it will kill us" thing made no sense at all.
flashsideways still useless. the kwons will still be around in there.
lapidus is totally dead.
― abanana, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't that just a continuation of the Alpert rule? Or maybe an inversion of it. I dunno. Dumb show I feel compelled to watch!
― Sweet Sister Raistlin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:25 (fifteen years ago)
I guess the Alpert Rule was maintained because Sawyer pulled the wires and didn't die.... but really? And Smokey must have known that at least one candidate would survive if he knew about that rule.
Them being able to swim to the surface at a depth where the sub couldn't reach the surface in 5 minutes (AND WAS SINKING) was dumb too.
― abanana, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore must have fallen on hard times: rather than the likes of Keamy, Omar & crew running security/murder-related tasks, he's had to settle for The World's Most Inept Team of Dorks.
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:55 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, that kid from Kate & Allie never wins at anything.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
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yeah srsly
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:58 (fifteen years ago)
Kwon reunion was so bland, they basically sat demurely on a bench and talked about their kid with little emotion. and then didn't do anything in the episode until they died.
thank god the primary love triangle survived tho!
― known glimmervampyr bobby patentleather (reddening), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
betting jin is alive
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
That's the kid from Kate & Allie?!
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)
If there were like 6 episodes left instead of 3 I wouldn't mind seeing one devoted to Richard, Ben & Miles walking around the island and arguing.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
Well, he basically committed suicide, which isn't allowed for candidates. But then again maybe Sun was the candidate. Still, bringing him back from that would be pretty fucked up.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
xxp Fred Koehler
http://voiceactors.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/frederickkoehler.jpg = http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/kateandallie.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
Also seen in Fiber One commercials and as a creepy perv on Law & Order SVU recently.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
He was also one of Vern's sons on Oz.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)
that episode probably made me more mad than any other in the season. horrible stupid death for 2 major characters, possible/likely death for another major character and a popular minor character kind of quickly tossed in there as part of one of the dumbest sequences in the show's history.
also, it was broad daylight when they got in the sub, and pitch black out by the time they swam back up to the beach. how long do you reckon they were down there, a half hour tops?
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
This isn't really the first time you've noticed a bizarre time inconsistency on the "island", right? It is maddening though, I agree.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
eh it just blows my mind how boneheaded they can be about basic logistic stuff sometimes while trumpeting that they have a staffer whose whole job is keeping an eye on continuity.
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)
That staffer's name is Raymond Chandler Jr though.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
OTM.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
lols
― if he wants to cry to the night sky that's what he'll fucking do (reddening), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
for some reason it really bothers me that the kwons were talking to each other in English. Like, all their lives they've always talked to each other in Korean and now that they both speak english they just switch.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
I think Daniel Dae Kim was losing his accent a little bit when he was shouting, too.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
that whole scene was seriously lacking ll cool j and a shark.
http://kidsdontgetit.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/deep-blue-sea.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
i thought it was awesome!
― cutty, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
Worse series finale: the one that I am imagining for Lost or the actual one that was aired for Seinfield?
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps the final scene will be Bob Newhart waking up next to Suzanne Pleshette.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
Seinfeld was at least nihilistic and anti-plot enough that there was something kind of appropriate about their finale
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
What pop song should they close the finale with? I'm hoping for "Save It For Later."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Island will turn out to have been dream in comatose mind of alt-Anthony Cooper
― s.clover, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
this show has been mad cheesy to me lately. Not that is hasn’t been in the past but damn I’m just not feeling it
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
im going to be the only one who is incredibly happy about this episode arent i.
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
"AH HOPE YOOO HAD THE TAHM OF YORE LAAAF!"
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure i disliked this ep, but i watched it at like 3am last night after 11 hours of driving so who knows really
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
so dead kwons is the first kind of palpable indication that sidewaysverse is conclusively better for some of the characters huh?
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
I liked this episode, even though the whole bomb "he can't kill us" thing didn't really make sense to me. Are they implying that flocke physically can't kill them (and thus the bomb was fake-wired in a way where attempting to disarm it actually armed it) or that they island won't allow the candidates to be killed by flocke (bomb was wired normally but just would have malfunctioned and not blown up if left alone)? Either way, flocke did sort of kill Sun, so I guess maybe he can only kill them in indirect ways or something, I don't know.
Really, maybe the last episode should just be Jacob and Man in Black attentively listening and taking notes while that weird kid reads them all these island rules that they have to play by.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
first one. locke didn't kill sun, sawyer did by arming the bomb
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
I don't blame Sawyer, though.
If Jack, who has rarely if ever had one of his plans work out the way he wanted it to, told you this story about Smokey not being able to kill them and by way of explanation just said "Trust me", would you buy that?
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if Jack regrets making Sun come back so she could die in a submarine.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
of course he did, that's he had to feed the ocean with his salty salty baby tears at the end of the episode
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
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this is why i hate these kinds of things that come down to whether a character can or can't be killed by certain people -- the responsibility for those deaths suddenly shifting to Sawyer because he sped up the bomb's countdown slightly is ridiculous, but that's just the kind of things the writers would hinge it all on.
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
duh this show is D.U.M.B.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
anyway i thought the whole thing in the black rock was Jack and Hurley couldn't be killed period because they were CANDIDATES -- if Sun and Jin both died does that mean that's bullshit or that they'd been ruled out as candidates by some random logic in the interim?
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
Christian appearing right before Michael died is never going to be explained is it
― abanana, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
Oh don't worry that's on Raymond Chandler Jr's list of stuff that gets explained next week.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
I'd also like to know how Christian visited Jack off-island.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
(and set off the smoke alarm!)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
I'm still in jaw-dropped awe at how poorly they handled the Jin/Sun story arc over the past TWO seasons. I'm... truly... speechless.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
I guess the deal is that smokey couldn't leave the island or spread evil or wtf ever until everyone including Jacob was dead? So he manufactured Jacob's death and now is killing the rest of them? Because otherwise he could have left before Alpert arrived. But does that mean he needs to kill Desmond and Widmore and Tina Fey and all the chumps who ran into the forest as well? Does he not need to kill the spooky little boy? What about Rose & Bernard!
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
my wife was pretty appalled that Sun didn't scream "go escape and raise our fucking daughter that you haven't met yet" and more and more i'm feeling the same. maybe they can kill off Claire too and just put all the kids in an orphanage with Walt for the spin-off.
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
okay maybe I'll get ribbed for this.. (sawyer's horse, I earned that..) but what if Adam and Eve are Claire and Jack? She doesn't appear to be going anywhere.. Sawyer, Hurley and Kate either die or somehow escape with Widmore? Locke turns the wheel to escape into the Sahara.. and poof! Jack and Claire stuck back in time with nothing to do but die (and collect black and white stones).
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
it's not jin's daughter i thought
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
this is why i hate these kinds of things that come down to whether a character can or can't be killed by certain people -- the responsibility for those deaths suddenly shifting to Sawyer because he sped up the bomb's countdown slightly is ridiculous, but that's just the kind of things the writers would hinge it all on.yeah, this is ultimately what bothers me too. Tricking somebody else into killing other people (especially if it's basically an accident) should basically count as the same thing as killing them yourself. I mean, if Locke sent a monkey with a loaded gun into the sub would that have been an acceptable way to kill them too?
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, it's Jin's baby. Speaking of babies, do you remember when this show was always about babies?
Total waste of time! Surprise!
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't she preggers from english tutor?
BTW i'm fine with locke sending a dharma shark with a gun to finish candidates off.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
xp to babies/waste of time - I read a good theory on that: something about how Jacob's game appears to be 'bring people to the island, have them choose good even if it means death' and babies aren't capable of that choice, and as such, shouldn't be on the island - bam! No pregnancies.
Anyway did it already get posted here that the finale was extended to 2.5 hours? Yay!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, Juliet tested her and it was Jin's.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, if Locke sent a monkey with a loaded gun into the sub would that have been an acceptable way to kill them too?
Only if Sawyer had taken the gun from the monkey, said "I know how to disarm this thing" and then sprayed the room with gunfire, repeating "Oops!" again and again.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
If that's the case, why bring a pregnant lady to the island, or those two little kids from the temple, or etc.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
poor english tutor! that guy got no breaks. except having to pay child support I suppose.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
(xp) no idea - but bear in mind the children were taken into "protective custody" almost immediately when they got onto the island, the others tried to take Aaron too.. So perhaps the temple was thought to be the one place safe enough for the few kids that did make it onto the island despite all odds.. even Walt was only given back to Michael because it was obvious he was getting the hell off the island..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
Kids on the island get all sorts of weird island powers -- but Walt creeped them out with his superpowers already formed.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
Remember when there was an ash ring around the cabin that apparently did something? It doesn't seem like that meant anything.
Aaron didn't seem to have any powers.
Wasn't Ethan born on the island? He didn't have any powers.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
The ash kept MIB inside.Ethan had superspeed and superhealing and supercreep.Aaron had power to turn Claire crazy.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
didn't Ethan kidnap 2 people and then run away with them in season 1? He obviously had super strength
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
The ash kept MIB inside.
Sure seemed like he moved around the island in smoke form pretty easily.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, and in apparition form.
Didn't it keep Jacob inside, not MIB?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
He obviously had super strength
I don't think this is true. He was good at combat, but so were all of the others.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
But wasn't Jacob in the foot?
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
When Ilana and Bram went to the cabin they were all 'oh shit someone broke the circle,' I thought Hurley may have kicked it when he came across the cabin? Or when Ben & Locke went to the cabin (the first time - when the crewperson sat in "Jacob's" chair and said help me) - I remember Locke picking up some ash and rubbing it to his fingers quizzically but can't remember if he "broke" the circle then.. or while they were running out of the cabin once the crazy stuff happened..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
the MIB inside the cabin is like the head or tail part of MIB that got sectioned off.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Ben told Locke Jacob was in the cabin originally.. This was before we knew the foot was anything other than a broken statue.. But it appears it could have contained the Smoke Monster at the time (doesn't make a ton of sense since we saw the monster in the first episode, long before ash circle was broken..) OH, LOST.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Just for the sake of argument, let's say that's true. If so, how? Who put the ring there? And why would Ilana be concerned that the ring was broken? Who broke the ring? Why would she want Jacob to be locked in a 30 year-old cabin, without his loom? What was he doing in there? It just seems weird and arbitrary to me. How long was he in there? Was he in there when he visited people off-island?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking the reason we don't see locke transform into smokey is that smokey is like a detachable sidecar of MIB
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
I basically want them to spring for the CG that lets us see Locke riding a cloud of smoke like a flying surfboard.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah. Last night when Locke was on the pier being shot at, my friend said 'why doesn’t he turn into Smokey?!' and I said because they don't have the budget for that ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
doesn't make a ton of sense since we saw the monster in the first episode, long before ash circle was broken..
We don't know when the circle was broken, right? Illana said that "he" hadn't been in the cabin for a long time. She was probably checking MIB's prison cell after finding Locke's body tipped her off that there were doings afoot. Of course she also said that someone/thing else had been living there, so whatever. LOST.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Very true, could have been broken long before!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
probably means nothing but interesting coincidence noted in another forum (glosses over Lapidus.. hoping he washes ashore a la Jin. Maybe they'll find him once they're in the outrigger being shot at by their past selves?:
Surviving candidates (+Kate) = those captured by others at end of S2.
Those who died = those on the Elizabeth going to save them.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
actually locke being soaking wet could be why he can't smoke-on. maybe his final form will be dharma shark. trapped eating dharma fish around sunken island.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
xp i have to admit i do love the fact that, while you could write off some of it as easy writing, this whole season is a massive remix/re-appropriation of major events and themes over the last five years - like what you just said is probably an intentional coincidence
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
I was wondering why people didn't turn to Locke and say 'hey, if you're invulnerable and you want to keep us all alive, can you take out whoever's in that sub?'
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
Just tossing that on the mile-high pile of scratching-head material we've amassed here
Sawyer wanted Locke kept back so Doc could shove him in the water.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
We don't know when the circle was broken, right?
We saw it before and after it was broken.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
when did we see it before it was broken? First time we saw it iirc was Locke picking some up and going "Huh, ash! Weird" - we didn't pan to full circle to see if it was unbroken (though it is not impossible to infer it was intact since there was someone in the chair in the cabin..)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
man i get so happy every time i think theyre actually going to finally kill kate (three times this ep) and then they pull the rug out from under me again
― Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
^^otm
the last 'Tuesday' episode has a semi-spoilery title that makes me hope Kate will bite it, but Lost hates me, so she will probably emerge immortal
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
Fine, we may not see it broken, but Ben goes to visit the cabin with some regularity, so it seems safe to assume that it is broken sometime between the Oceanic flight and the moment when he notices that it's broken, right? And given that Locke looks at the ring and it appears intact, and Ben walks across it when it is intact and even points the ring out to John if I recall correctly, wouldn't that suggest that it's probably intact even then? Because when it gets broken, it seems like Ben spots it immediately.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know if I'd assume too much about this... The ash has specifically been shown to keep Smokey OUT out of what's in the ring - it's quite possible that Locke broke the ash surrounding the house, allowing Smokey to come in and impersonate Jacob that night. Ilana and co.'s remarks last year imply that it was a residence for Jacob at one point in the past, and Ben's limited knowledge of Jacob seems to corroborate that.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
Oh rad, next week's episode is the one with no main characters.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
just dudes in robes
― Cinco de Dyao (Aerosol), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley says he cannot find the first aid kit. It can be seen in the control room next to Frank.Hurley says he cannot find the first aid kit. It can be seen in the control room next to Frank.
Hurley is working for Locke!!
Agree with everyone who said the Sun & Jin storyline was just pissed away this season. I'm beginning to hate this show.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
oops btw Hurley says he cannot find the first aid kit. It can be seen in the control room next to Frank.
Locke having a great relationship with his dad in the alt - just because his dad was buttering him up for some kidney-grabbing? They didn't mention whether Locke had only recently been reunited with him; I would expect this is the case though. Guess it doesn't really matter.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
"Sun & Jin storyline was just pissed away this season"to be fair, I can't see them raising the bar without having the daughter being born looking exactly like Hurley or her dad pulling off his face to reveal that he's really Widmore or some craziness like that.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
I mean how would you guys write it? (I'd have them giving birth to Hurley, and Widmore is her dad)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
Just giving them some decent dialogue for a start. I'm pretty sure they both used to have personalities.
One other thing - I really don't care whether Locke has the surgery and walks again in the alt. Why is this suddenly like the most important plot point in the alt?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
I think it's because it's the inevitable culmination of the Jack-Locke role reversal thing they have going. Locke will walk again and escape the cycle of self-loathing (was Jack), and Jack will have faith in himself and his purpose in life (was Locke). That was really terribly worded but I hope that makes sense.
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
^sounds right
only real regret about the sun and jin storyline is that they gave that exactly ONE episode to be together after the last two seasons of angst. and i liked their alt-storyline.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
i'd have said it's to do with candidates...no jacob=no more candidates and a finite number left for mib to kill off. as much as putting logic on this show feels insane this seems pretty clear.
few really stupid bits in this episode.
1. oh we don't have enough time to show how utterly shit widmore's "on/off switch" electric fence was, lets just say "sayid disabled it".2. sayid is evil and twisted oh no actually he just had a moral flu for a bit lets never explain what mib did to him (you know this, i know this)3. there's explosives on the plane but i'm going to kill you all on the submarine but i'm going to bring you to the plane first...4. nobody is guarding the submarine at all, they are hiding in the bushes instead.5. the plane is wired with explosives but the submarine is not even inside a fence that can keep smokey out, or if it is nobody has bothered to turn the fence back on.6. as already mentioned, lapidus dies and nobody says anything.
can't believe they haven't killed off claire yet, she is so boring. the flashforwards are a major time drain too, it's like their big self indulgent we write characters jizzfest but actually they don't have the time in episodes to do a half decent action plot with these stupid fucking oblique as a punch in the face "now character a feels like character b did BACK IN SEASON 3"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
and yeah 7. jun and sin speaking english "fuck it darling i learned english, we might as well abandon our native tongue, after all 'i love you' is more iconic for this dramatic death scene."
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
It would have been cool for Hurley to swim back in and say "she says your english is awesome!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
xp^ this, particularly #4 - why did they wait until most of them got in the sub before firing? Were they just trying to take out Locke/making sure the candidates got to safety?
#6 not sure Lapidus is definitely dead... (that's not a spoiler, I'm just guessing)
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
re: sayid - well, honestly one of his constant character traits in the show since the beginning is that he can be really good or evil, depending on what people tell him to do... i guess him sacrificing himself was to prove that overall he was good after all?
plane thing just barely made sense - since that was their original plan and he wanted to scare them off from the plane, he had to take them there first (and for some reason keep Claire alive, b/c she's not a candidate?). they DID mention that there was no security at both the sub and the plane though, as both seemed to be traps, but yeah, there's no plausible reason why they would wait to fire on them until they got into the sub (aside from just arriving? doubtful)
sun/jin english was stupid but i'll grant it as one of those lame-o broader audience concessions
don't want to believe lapidus and jin are dead, but it's pretty damn likely with only 2 episodes + the finale left
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
oh no jin and sun are dead
what indelible characters, such a shame
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
hurley reduced to a sobbing mop of hair pretty cool i thought
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
4. nobody is guarding the submarine at all, they are hiding in the bushes instead.
p much the same bushes the candidates advanced through
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
this tirade of hate makes me quite sad tbh
and then i join in
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
this was better than the last ep, which was one of the worst ever
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
i did kinda enjoy this one mostly but i have no fucking idea why. what is even the point of having kate shot etc.
hope ben, richard and miles are just sat in a hot tub on another secret dharma station puffing on cigars.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
what is even the point of having kate shot etc.
ha. yeah i hadn't even thought of this. no-one thinks she will die this way, do they?
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
idk this show's discourse about faith has become this meta thing about the many unresolved plotlines etc. we are all alpert in that one ep.
like i said upthread, to fill me with fleeting hope
― HUMAN VELOCIPEDE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
i thought considering they killed a couple of people, and considering it was clear from a point that the sub was gonna blow, i really feel you wanted the sub to go fucking KEBLAMMO and really explode, not this crappy pop gun explosion into sayid's ribcage and a slow watery grave.
i mean to get the sense of mib as evil i think you really wanted a horrifying death, the trailer for this ep had people screaming as if the sub was dark, horrible, burning, full of death.
not to sound too sinister but seriously, it lacked impact as an ep where people died, the scene with jin and sun was sad but it was rushed. i just feel like i wanted some towering inferno and the flames reflected in locke's psychotic pupils.
as it is mib just seems kind of thuggish...not evil. i mean by now don't we want him to be a total angel of death terror machine?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
the sub explosion didn't even seem like a crisis, surely they could channel people's fear of the fucking horrible mental confusion a sub sinking would invoke, the blind panic, the disorientation. they were all really collected and only couldn't escape cos sun was stuck.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
Think it's pretty obvious by now that Jack is the only one who can't be killed period, think Sayid knew what he was talking about when he told him to go find Desmond.
I kind of love scenes in which several major characters die in quick succession, but Lapidus's death was so dumb it was kinda lol. If he doesn't come back, I really have no idea what the point was of the island magically making him pilot the Ajira flight back.
Also trying to work out what the point was of Widmore kidnapping Jin, but that scene looked pretty final.
The flashforwards are definitely going somewhere but I wish they'd hurry the fuck up and get there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
surely they could channel people's fear of the fucking horrible mental confusion a sub sinking would invoke, the blind panic, the disorientation. they were all really collected
This didn't happen on an about-to-explode freighter either.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
I really have no idea what the point was of the island magically making him pilot the Ajira flight back
It was all so they could give him the line "We're not going to Guam, are we?" and then they were stuck carrying him along for the duration of the season.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
i forgot this too the first time around - Widmore kidnapped Jin to find the energy pockets marked on the old Dharma map
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
xp tbf it worked all right, just that six of them had to survive and you knew this from like half a season before
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
The Widmore/Desmond stuff is the one mystery I still really care about, like how does Widmore know what's going to happen? How is Desmond so special? The Jacob/Smokey ep has the potential to be illuminating but in all sorts of terrible ways. So of the people who are left, I reckon:
Jack: OMG future Jacob god type dudeDesmond/Widmore: Mystical time travel shitKate/Sawyer: Adam & EveHurley: Gets to actually go homeRichard & Ben: Actually kill Smokey, and probably die as wellMiles: Cannon fodder
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
place yer wagers!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
i did actually think the sub was gonna blow up and that Jack and co would have to cross from alt line to the real world.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
Dudes, what if the whole thing resolves with Walt creating a best-selling graphic novel? Maybe the plane crash was real, but the rest of it was just his teenage mind embellishing an uneventful story?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
Walt a little too young to be dropping refs to dead philosophers and jamming to Iggy.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
Richard is immortal.
I think New Jacob (whoever that might be) will give him the choice to die and he will choose to continue to serve goodness and light or whatever.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
It would explain many a loose end, though. xp
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot Claire: turns out to have broken the circle of ash and let Smokey out of the cabin. And also has an excruciating scene involving the mystical child in the jungle.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think Claire and Kate will have a big fight at some point.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
If you guys really want to see the worst finale ever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxI_UwYThgU
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
Claire: turns out to have broken the circle of ash and let Smokey out of the cabin
don't think this works because Smokey approached her in the jungle as Christian
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 5:35 PM (3 hours ago)
― cutty, Thursday, 6 May 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
I think we're still confusing mystical forces on the island. Jacob probably wanted Frank there for some reason, and MIB either wanted him dead or didn't care. It's not like MIB plays along with what the island wants.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
I've compiled all of the deaths of the Oceanic 815 passengers. Most of this is taken from http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Oceanic_Flight_815_Crew_and_Passengers
324 people on board
253 died instantlyPilot killed by SmokeyGary Troup(e) pulled into turbineEddie Mars had fatal injuries and was euthanized by Jack4 more died from injuries1 carried away by riptideBoone fell off a cliffScott killed, probably by EthanArzt blown up by nitroglycerinNathan (tailie) had neck snapped by GoodwinShannon shot by Ana LuciaAna Lucia and Libby shot by MichaelEko killed by SmokeyNikki and Paulo buried aliveCharlie drowned in the Looking Glass by Mikhail3 or 4 killed by Keamy & co ("Stay in the house!")Michael and 3 extras died when the freighter explodedFrogurt and 16 more killed by flaming arrow attacks2 extras blown up in 1954Locke strangled by BenSayid blown up by Smokey's bombJin and Sun drowned on the sub
Who's left: Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Claire, Walt, Cindy, Emma and Zach (the kids with Cindy), Rose and Bernard (maybe), and Aaron was born. 10 background Tailies presumed alive and following MIB.
― abanana, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
Actually MIBs followers ran off after the Widmore bombs, so those last must be in the jungle somewheres.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
think killing off the kwons was pretty shitty tbh, despite their uselessness for the entire season
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
I think the Kwons, and also Claire, were necessary elements in the story for the first three seasons or so, when they were all still out on the beach and they needed that domestic aspect to the community. They probably could have written all three out by giving them a Walt style ending rather than dragging them round as dead wood for such a long time.
Really fucked off about the casual way they wrote in Sayid's death but then again he's already died once so if anyone can survive a bomb blast it's probably him.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
I agree they could have killed Sun & Jin long ago. That's what happens when characters are popular even though they've outlived their usefulness. Around the end of SSN 3 the show became mostly about Ben, Locke, Desmond, Jack, Sawyer & Hurley (sorta) with all the other characters pushed to cannon fodder land. Except for Kate, who has always been useless but will outlive everyone.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not quite sure sun & jin are/were popular, except for the small minority that also seem to love rose & bernard
― cutty, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
Sun & Jin were great when they were all about the betrayal and intrigue and sinister gangster shit and they gradually became more and more two-dimensional. Then again pretty much everyone has become more two-dimensional as the series has gone on.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't really care about the deaths in this episode, they can just come back as ghosts who talk to Hurley so they had no real impact for me.
― alananana (Mr Raif), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not quite sure sun & jin are/were popular,
Daniel Dae Kim is just behind Sawyer in the being-drooled-over sweepstakes.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid is the new Mikhail, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him again.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
There Is No Sayid..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
man someone mentioning charlie's death reminded me that this show had good episodes once upon a time
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
also the time jump episodes were great
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
i wish the writers would give us something to talk about
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
the whole Sayid death/possession plot is one of the things I'm holding out hope will come to fruition in some interesting way in the finale, just because otherwise it'd be one of the biggest wastes of time the show's ever had.
― iiiinfinite jjjjest (some dude), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/95922690.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1273166435&Signature=7wNJZd6vCxydxaDZx1VB%2FKp7gcc%3D
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
xp Would it? I mean, seems like the whole point of it was really to play up MIB's role in all of this as a mysterious heel. Sayid's redemption/fall arc seems long ago mostly settled, and like a lot of these storylines will probably resolve in the alt.
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
geez try a little harder for Katey Segal, cartoonist
Intrigued by what Claire will do with her time now alone again - more skiletun boyby i hope.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
MIB had nothing to do with Sayid's death/resurrection, and the only reason Sayid followed him was...I guess MIB made a vague promise to bring back his dead wife? Either way that didn't really necessitate or explain Sayid dying and coming back to life, it seems like it's all just a vague smoke(heh)screen to make Sayid a mysterious maybe-bad guy.
― iiiinfinite jjjjest (some dude), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
When Sayid came back, Jacob was dead, the water was impure, they tested him for Smokey corruption which turned out to be true - thought this all implied MIB was responsible, just like with Claire's mysterious survival of the rocket attack back in S4.
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
meh
― cutty, Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
dunno if this was posted, some are kinda lol. jack and kate captured perfectly as airheads.http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/05/04/lost-characters-at-a-young-age/
― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
Sayid kept saying that he didn't "feel anything" anymore. I figured he's more logical and will go through life doing whatever is most logical. He wanted the love of his life to live, so following around smokey and doing his bidding seemed to make sense. Logically, when it seemed like smokey was really just trying to screw people, he changed allegiances. Pretty simple.
― mh, Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
in another parallel universe, Sawyer is a purse-snatcher targeting Alicia Silverstone - @ 3.23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 6 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
Ha ha--it looks like told him, "Just play the guy you played in the Aerosmith video."
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
My friend Chris just laid this theory on me. What say you all?
Desmond's still the key. He's going to break the cycle that I think has been happening for ever and ever and ever. I think because the island is a special place where time nearly doesn't matter that it's been looping and looping through this scenario, and we are watching the second to last scenario. In this scenario, somehow, this Desmond guy got involved, but he wasn't supposed to, making him the unforeseen variable that throws the balance off. The balance is not thrown off for MIB and Jacob, but against both of them. Desmond's obviously the one they referred to when MIB or Jacob said "He's coming" and scared the shit out of the other one.He's going to end the cycle for both Jacob and MIB. MIB just wants off the island, but he doesn't want to die, Jacob wants to say on the island, but doesn't want to die. I think Desmond is going to somehow kill both of them, for good, and then when the island resets everything, the two of them don't exist, and the Flash-sideways is what occurs as a result.Or not, who knows... oh wait, we all will, in three weeks!!! Yikes!
He's going to end the cycle for both Jacob and MIB. MIB just wants off the island, but he doesn't want to die, Jacob wants to say on the island, but doesn't want to die. I think Desmond is going to somehow kill both of them, for good, and then when the island resets everything, the two of them don't exist, and the Flash-sideways is what occurs as a result.
Or not, who knows... oh wait, we all will, in three weeks!!! Yikes!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
didn't Jacob say "they're coming" tho? multiple Desmonds i hope
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
These are always worth a read:http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2010/05/things-i-noticed-candidate-by-vozzek69.html
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
I think the show is too Jack-centric for Desmond to be that important. I think he is mostly a seer, a guy who points Jack et al. in the right direction ... like Faraday, etc.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
the DarkUFO blog was excellent, I was thinking of lots of those things as I was watching - definitely still very much enjoying the show on those terms
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
ok the biggest "oh shit yeah" moment brought up in the darkufo thing is def the fact that MIB took the wristwatch off the dead dude before he "discovered" the bomb on the plane which means either he planted it or knew it was there all along.
― HUMAN VELOCIPEDE (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
ah yes, that is right!
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ brilliant!
― International Harvester Of Eyes (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
ive been pretty much face-palming myself ever since reading that because i totally goddamn missed it and now i feel kinda dumb
― HUMAN VELOCIPEDE (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like I'm going to be doing that a lot when I get around to re-watching this in a few years.
― Sweet Sister Raistlin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
I noticed that but I thought he remade the bomb with the same materials.
― akm, Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
i was ready to throw something at the tv when jack kate sawyer hurley washed up on shore, like, these are the survivors, you literally picked my four least favorite characters on the show to survive??
tho in retrospect jack has been thousands of times more tolerable the last couple episodes
― max, Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't get why sayid all of a sudden just woke up and acted normal when there was a bomb to deal with. thought he was a zombie or something and then he's his normal self.
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
the DarkUFO blog was excellent
― Nhex, Thursday, May 6, 2010 4:46 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark
actually interested in ending again now
― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
how did none of them get the bends having to dive and ascend so quickly?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, thanks for that blog link. never seen it. its interesting AND well-written. 2 for 2.
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
xpost LISTEN, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
didn't Jacob say "they're coming" tho?
Given what we know now, the whole thing with Christian telling Locke to turn the donkey wheel seems part of MIB's long con--he wanted the candidates stranded in the past, so that when he killed Jacob in the present there'd be no one there to replace him. Jacob however had been working his own angle, getting the candidates to blow up Jughead so they could return to the present (and create another reality?) Hence him knowing that "they" were coming.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
max what you got against Hurley or Sawyer?
― iiiinfinite jjjjest (some dude), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
These ladies are pretty much nailing my feelings on that episode:
http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2010/05/06/thursday-lost-roundtable-the-candidate/
favorite bit:
"SADY: At least Jack stalks dudes AND ladies. Oh, no, wait, that is not actually any fucking better! Fuck this show. Fuck this show for giving me Jack, and fuck this show for taking away any interesting non-Jack material that made Jack bearable because at least he didn’t have ALL the screen time, and fuck this show for making me watch the rest of it knowing that if I ever get interested in anything other than Jack, that will be taken away for MORE TIME WITH JACK, and his JACK FEELINGS."
― Mister Jim, Friday, 7 May 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
I greatly prefer Jack of seasons 5 and 6 to previous years! That post was way too sanctimonious for me bit I loled at
But fear not, remaining characters of color! Do you … make white people laugh? If so, you’re relatively safe! Rest easy, Hurley and Miles!
― Nhex, Friday, 7 May 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
Sanctimonious yes, but they're also the only people I know who are as angry about that episode as I am.
― Mister Jim, Friday, 7 May 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
That dark UFO post is sort of stupid, it's little more than a detailed summary of the episode with an assumed knowledge of "the answers" throughout, eg jack and Locke can't see the wood for the trees.
Can't they? What is the wood?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 7 May 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, but MIB keeps mentioning wood-- carving the walking stick so it will tell him what to do & thanking Jack for putting Christian's body in a wooden box.
― President Keyes, Friday, 7 May 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
Wood=wooden horse. Jack=troy.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 7 May 2010 09:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100510/tuk-paradise-lost-sailor-finds-starving-45dbed5.html
So I guess that Dharma food drop was diverted from here.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
"So far, we have been given a shopping list of provisions such as cooking fat, rice, sugar and flour which we have passed on to the Americans."
Good to know they'll be eating well soon.
― nickn, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
last episodes are gonna go down like 10 little indians right
― rahni, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
hope you haven't heard about the episode titles for the last few episodes
― Nhex, Monday, 10 May 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
The 2nd to last title is surely referring to what happened at the end of last week's episode.
― President Keyes, Monday, 10 May 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
"How Katie Died Next"
― BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 10 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
"The One With Alison Janney"
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 10 May 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
"Horse Of A Different Colour"
― Matt DC, Monday, 10 May 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/last_night_on_late_night_evang.html
READ YR BLOGS
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
she got nice dress
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
finale extended to 2.5 hours
― cutty, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
If they kill Kate, I hope it takes an extra 30 minutes.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
i'm guessing at least 20 of those minutes will be eaten up by extra commercials
― abanana, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://padrehq.com/inbox/tumblr_l29xux4Cwx1qz4mngo1_1280.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
that's super
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
oustanding
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
Thumbs UP!
― schwantz, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
really loved that Lapidus is Lawnmower Man reveal in the link for "before they were in Lost"
btw, that was the worst episode ever. I wasn't paying much attention but the Jin/Sun death scene.. the whole sub scene seemed anti-climatic. but I can forgive Lost if the all the next episodes are really good.. I don't have high expectations
also, how is Michael on the island as a ghost if he got off the island?
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
he died on the freighter which was in the domain of the island (since jin was teleported)
― abanana, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
very unfair of Jacob to save only Jin like that
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh
― Samhain 69 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
oh god i can't watch this until tomorrow, plz only report good news
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)
Fukkin magnets how do they work product placement
― Samhain 69 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.rochestermagnet.com/client_images/catalog19620/banner19323.jpg
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
glad i got to relive phantom menace terribleness for half an hour there. could have easily skipped all of that.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
I missed it and am slightly confused tbh
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
Oh sweet now commercials. Waht.
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
The best part was the pod racing imo
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
The real MiB = awesome, totally sympathetic. Jacob = still a total douchebag.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
poor smokey, what the fuck
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
dude doesn't even have a name
hi this episode sucked
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
terrible casting, writing, and actinglike did we see CJ shaving her legs at one point???
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
SO:
it turns out that the 2 mysterious guys who seem to have always been on the island were...raised by a mysterious lady who seems to have always been on the island
and the vague mystical phenomena on the island are all being caused by...another vague mystical phenomenon on the island
THANKS FOR THE ANSWERS
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
God like this whole show has been like fumbling around a dark room where no one will ever turn on a light and like instead of actual plot development the writers just ADD ANOTHER DARK ROOM ~B I G R E V E A L~ and they just won't ever stop doing that and ahhhhh
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
This feels like something Cuse/Lindelof thought would be cool to do four years ago, and stubbornly stuck with even after it became obvious it was a semi-waste of an hour.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously! We've spent six years watching this to find out there's an evil smokey monster in the woods? We learned that SIX YEARS AGO.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
so angry
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
so much anger
ALSO FUCK U FOR MAKING EVE, SOMEONE ABOUT WHOM WE'VE SPECULATED ON FROM THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISCOVERED, A PERSON WHO WAS INTRODUCED AND KILLED ALL WITHIN A SINGLE EPISODE. FUCK U.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
FUCKIN' C.J. CREGG...FUCKIN' DEMOCRAT!!! SHOULDA KNOWN!!!!
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
THAT'S SOME NIKKI AND PAOLO SHIT
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
my biggest gripe is the "light"
it's everything, nothing, birth, rebirth, blah blah you don't have a creative explanation for anything
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
however i WS allison janney?
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
ws C.J. Cregg, but maybe not Allison Janney.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)
and definitely not mortal jungle lady.
that wig was awful
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)
jacob's mom was totally hot tho
@scottfrilot The island is Marcellus Wallace's briefcase. #lost
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)
Worst episode ever...? Game, set, match.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
scottfrilotm
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
I was trying to figure out if CJ spoke like a moron because:a) she was from olden timesb) she was speaking to childrenc) she was a character on Lost
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
This episode was worse than Hugo's Imaginary Friend or Jack Gets A Tatoo bcz at least those episodes were of zero consequence to anything and not like the THIRD TO LAST EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES or whatever.
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
D&C: "Why should the fans get to write all the fanfic."
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
The whole Alison Janney = EVE thing is some Nikki & Paolo shit, for real.
Also, why kill the people? Why stop (real) MiB from leaving the island? Smokey still gets out and it's Jacob's fucking fault, so the inevitable happened, except with blood on Jacob's hands when there didn't have to be. Maybe that explains why he's a dick, but it doesn't fill my need FOR A GOOD AND COMPELLING STORY.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
WS = watersports. Thank you, urban dictionary!
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
also, would sex.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
smould wash
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
ha, yeah. good to see I'm not the only one who was reminded of the midichlorians.
― kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
I'm confused--is smokey a separate entity from MiB, who got released*, or was MiB's soul or whatever turned into smokey by entering that fucking RPG savepoint thing. What their mom said about the consequences of Jacob entering being worse than dying works in both scenarios imo.
*I mean also what happens if a rabbit or whatever hops in there and how would that have not happened ever.
― Battle Groin (╓abies), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
Smokey killed real MiB because he's pure evil, and assumes his likeness when conversing with Jacob in the future.
But yeah, if the system was that fragile, a rabbit could've unleashed evil Smokey.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob played with people's lives for thousands of years, to prove his mother wrong, who he 'sided' with all the while she was alive?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
LMFAO @ "RPG savepoint thing."
That's fucking gold, Jerry.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob is a complete douche, and everything is his fault. If D&C are really still pushing the "Jacob is Good" thing, they don't even get the point of what they're doing. His own stupidity is why he's where he is now.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
lol RPG savepoint thing!
well it's understandable that his self-admittedly corrupted brother killing his mother might change his opinion pretty drastically.. or more likely he just wants to be on the other side of his brother. how did Allison Janney manage to wipe out that whole village and fill in the well!? guess we'll never know
guess a key thing is that the non-smokey "ghosts" we've seen like Ben's mother, Christian, etc. are NOT necessarily MIB/Jacob's bro, but the "evil one" who has been manipulating and corrupting shit since the beginning of time (likely inc. the island inhabitants). not even factoring in the good ghosts like Richard's wife
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
So he really is the old school version of Jack.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
lolllllll
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
I guess we'll learn more about the mirrors in the lighthouse next week (as suggested by the promo), but Jack was clearly Jacob's favorite candidate and now we know why. They're the fucking same.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
dear people who have stuck with this bullshit, if i answer your question it will only lead to more questions... why don't i just kill you with a rock?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
Please do, jungle CJ.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
No idea if someone has already pointed this out butJacob = http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/malcolm/images/340/dewey2.jpg
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
So did we really see both pixie kids popping up around the island in previous episodes and just assumed it was the blonde one both times? Or was it the same lil guy?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
I thought this episode was fine. I've already given up hope that the ending will be satisfying, so now I'll just take a ol timey yarn if it gets me away from Kate and Jack for awhile.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
xp who knows? If everyone killed on the island can be a ghost, maybe 13 yo MiB is running around in the trees too. Maybe even jungle CJ's ghost is out there.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
i enjoyed it too. if they haven't already hammered the point a million times, they sure did again with the "every answer just leads to more questions" line
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
I've given up on a satisfying ending too, but I actually found this one completely insulting (for many reasons which have already been listed above). Mostly, though, it boils down to the big mystery of the island being a literal cork in a bottle. Oh, pure evil lives here? That's nice.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
xp Yeah even I was shouting 'enough already, writers' at that "every question leads to more questions" line.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
ugh allison janney was so wooden. she even died perfunctorily. "thank you" (head flops to one side.)
this episode was some astonishing bullshit.
― if he wants to cry to the night sky that's what he'll fucking do (reddening), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
I'll be very disappointed if the time travel aspect doesn't play a bigger role in the wrap-up. That's always been the most interesting subplot of the whole series, but if it just serves as a crutch to explain why/when various candidates are chosen, I'm going to be SOUR.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
be honest, you're gonna be sour regardless
Even in an episode like this which lays it out, nothing can be absolutely clear-cut - even that last bit where the mother dies and just replies "i love you" after MIB asks why she wouldn't let him leave, there's still that doubt that maybe, after all, she really WAS just a crazy person who stole a woman's babies to raise herself - and her actions indirectly caused all of this due to her dishonesty, the faith vs. reason argument played out yet again. This kind of stuff has always been a strength of the show, and whatever we get from the finale is still going to be most focused on the characters' emotions playing out over the show's themes, and little on past plot machinations or explanations.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:08 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well, it was the same actor as the blonde one both times (w/ different colored hair), but who the hell knows.
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not saying I want every question ever raised to be answered. I've come to appreciate a lot of ambiguity while following this show. I'd just like for the major points of the mythology to not be so dumb. From what I gather right now, the island is the place on earth whence all good and all evil are manifested. Fat lot of good being good does you if you're just sentenced to making sure evil doesn't get out for centuries at a time. It didn't help that Jacob was such a naive and trusting chump that he just did what his not-real mom told him without questioning a thing, even after she told him Young MiB's suspicions were correct. It turned into an inferiority complex by the time he became an adult, and now he's spent centuries summoning people to take his job so, what, he can retire? Die? Well, he succeeded. Now he's dead (but maybe not...as his teenage self is still running through the trees).
Now I've confused myself.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, right. Not-real mom clearly wasn't the original guardian either, so was she summoning people to the island through the lighthouse, or was it just dumb luck that a woman pregnant with twins wound up in her care? Could not-real mom travel through time to select candidates or not? I mean, the donkey wheel hadn't yet been put in place, and she didn't seem to have any real knowledge of what was in the glowing cave. Just some mumbo jumbo shit she was probably told by whoever she replaced.
Anyway, I guess they've been telegraphing the whole good vs. evil thing from the very beginning, but I never thought that they'd cop out this hard on such a pivotal story point and make it the simplest and most uninteresting thing possible.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 07:17 (fifteen years ago)
Christ, you people. You come to this thread, you fight, you destroy, you corrupt.
This episode was great.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
"This episode was great"
Think exactly the same!
― Marco Damiani, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:41 (fifteen years ago)
Things we may have learned here:
The pregnancy thing from SSN 3 was probably caused by MIB, who knew that candidates were coming and figured they'd come the same way he and Jacob had.
Jacob totally ordered the Dharma genocide, (just like his mom killed the village,) which perhaps corrupted him to the point where he needed to be replaced.
MIB is not some eternal part of the island, like these guardians, but a new thing created by Jacob.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, and duh, all kinds of parallels between Aaron and Jacob/MIB.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 10:07 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not sure why you guys thing MIB/smokey are two different things. in the richard episode smokey says that jacob stole my body. smokey still wants to leave the island. it's the same person.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)
yeah seriously, why would a smoke monster with all of MIB's grudges and feelings come out of the cave right when MIB's (human form) died and take MIB's shape later to talk to Jacob as an old friend/brother/nemesis, but not be MIB?
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Just three more hours of my life wasted to this bullshit.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
3.5 hours, if you're watching live with commercials.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks for the update!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
just sayin dude you got more bullshit to watch than you think
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
soooooooooooooo, what supernatural power on the island enabled MIB to see his dead mother and be warned against his fake mom? and why would this power want him to turn against his fake mom and leave the island?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
Did the same thing that happened to MIB happen to Desmond when the Hatch exploded?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
i think the most irritating thing, of all the irritating things, for me was the namelessness. it seemed like they were withholding a big reveal the whole episode and then just didn't bother, which, i mean, what's the big deal? give the guy a fuckin' name, just to get it over with.
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
his name is johnny islands
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
He has to be named Aaron or something. Doesn't seem like a big enough deal.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
if Aaron of all things is the one season 1 plot strand that they actually go back to and attach significance to i'm gonna be pissed
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
I watched this show for the first time in like three years last night with my gf feeding me cliff notes to explain what's happened. I made it as far as Allison Janney showing baby Aaron and Jacob the cave of light before I walked away. I'm sure it's not like this always but mannnnn this is sorta asinine.
― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵釰ƒü (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)
It would be funnier if his name was Vincent.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
thanks for your input forks
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
nah forks it's been about that asinine lately.
― he's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muthafuckin' viking (some dude), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
eh, not necessarily. the previous episodes haven't been this bad.
this was definitely the height of stupidity for the show. not the the idea itself for such an episode is bad, but the execution and explanations it gave us really shits on the viewers interest all these years.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
*not that the idea
yeah it felt like they bookmarked this episode to tell this story and nothing else, but then just didn't have much to fill the hour with. for once i wish they kept jumping back to the present day (although not the flashbacks to Jack and Kate in the cave, which were just maddeningly heavy-handed).
really curious to see if vozzek or any other recappers can spin anything out of this episode that'll make me rethink it or appreciate it more
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
the avclub analysis ain't too bad. but you can't paint a turd.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
i mean is it too much to ask that we at least know the main players MOTIVATIONS at this point? we have no idea what is motivating any of these gamemasters.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like it answered some questions. I agree it seems like a weird time to throw it out there. But at least it seems to clarify that MIB is not necessarily "evil". The only question left for me is "who was allison janney", we'll see if they bother answering that.
― akm, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
SHE IS MOTHER EARF
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
i was gonna say
the flashbacks were so dumb
it's like, if you've made it this far, you know what the deal is with adam&eve, it's telegraphed a million miles away. if you don't know that stuff, the entire rest of the episode is probably incomprehensible too.
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
new viral site btw
http://www.jacobssteakhouse.com/
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
jacob/MIB/mom = worst deux ex machina ever in fictional serialized drama in popular culture. not hyperbole in the slightest.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
deus, sorry. can't find my keyboard this morning.
you should just say TV show because "fictional serialized drama in popular culture" opens up the wacky world of comic books
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
truth
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
but lost is not just any TV show
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
i mean the sopranos ending is soooooo perfect in retrospect
What was the explanation for how MiB figured out a way off the island - something about how they "figured out a way to attach this wheel to some strings and blah blah blah"?
Seriously, why wasn't this episode - if they just *had* to do it - aired earlier? Even as the second half of a two-hour season premiere or something?
― Becky Facelift, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
they figured out to how build to a wheel to put in a bigger whole in the wall which would direct the light into water and somehow transport them off the island. yeah.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
xxxpost more like deuce ex machina amirite
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
kind of amazed at how highly the fan/recap sites seem to be rating this episode
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
Still really struggling to understand people's problems here. I guess after all these years I still don't get the internet.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
well, what's GOOD about it? i mean was there any point in the episode where you thought "that's a clever way to tie that together" or "that's a big surprise" or "that satisfied my curiosity"?
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
kind of amazed at how highly the fan/recap sites seem to be rating this episode― some dude, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:21 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― some dude, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:21 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Seriously. I guess that people can convince themselves of anything. Some serious WWII Germany parallels, here, in the Lost fanbase.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
president keyes i'm struggling to understand your appreciation of this steaming pile of shit we were presented with last night
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
still don't get why the island or the light or whatever wanted MIB to leave the island. if he had never seen his dead mom he would have stayed with fake mom forever probably. and i gotta think that the island is the force that allows people to see dead people. this is turning into m. nightmare shamalama territory.
am i supposed to think that it was the "evil" part of the light that turned MIB against his family?
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
if the adam & eve skeletons were meant to prove they had a plan all along they failed miserably.
― abanana, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
my first thought last night was: i can't BELIEVE this is one of the last episodes of this show.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
i mean, which of these revelations do you appreciate the most?
the island is protecting an incredibly vague "light" entity that is everything and nothing imaginable.
stick a wooden wheel in the light and shit happens.
smokey is a truly sympathetic character has every reason to want to leave the island.
adam & eve are smokey and his fake crazy mom.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
we already knew about the island's crazy energy. we knew about the wheel. we knew smokey was tortured. so that leaves the skeletons. big whoop.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
Related questions, in the wake of last night's shit-a-thon;
How was Jacob getting off of the island to fuck with the 815ers off-island lives? And, for that matter, how the FUCK was he getting back? And who was holding down the fort when he was gone? Shouldn't Smokenstein have been able to peace out, as soon as Jacob was gone?
Jesus, this show.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
― abanana, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
seriously -- it was a character not mentioned until halfway through season 3, and a character not introduced until the end of season 6! feels like they planned it out well to me!
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
this show is making a good argument for why complicated sci-fi/fantasy epics are usually created by one obsessive writer/auteur with a vision and not built up by committee by dozens of people just trying to put on a show from week to week.
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)
I never read it (I never followed much of the non-show-related ephemera), but wasn't there a spin-off book called "Bad Twin" all the way back in Season 1?
― Becky Facelift, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
yeah if they dont explain why or how jacob can go off-island before the end of the show thats just bad writing at this point tbh xposts
― Samhain 69 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
not only can he go off-island, he has no problem integrating into modern society as opposed to some savage & fruity lord of the rings kid
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
WHAT IS BOAT?
also getting a real original sin angle here re: people are bad, jacob u r the innocent moppet, gotta get us some born on the island babies which is making me v v wary about any further explanations of the magical light in the ground.
― Samhain 69 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
Seems to be some division on whether or not Smokey is actually an entity that predates MiB or if he's actually the unbodied spirit of MiB. If he's the former, he probably needs to be confined there for some reason, but if he's the latter, I hope he fucking kills everyone and finally gets off the island...because that dude got a raw deal from all ends.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
what is in marcellus wallace's suitcase
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
i was thinking other peeps like dharma or whatever found various was to exploit the island's powers through new technologies and shit
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
smokey just wants to buy an ipad, ride a bike, go to the cinema
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
Well, the donkey wheel got built by someone at some point. Seems a little crude to be a Dharma action, though.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
I like how this episode was all about "Jacob, the messiah figure/person with all the answers that Jack and Locke and Ben (and others) have been pursuing as the answer to all their problems for the past several seasons, is actually kind of a moron." I'm glad the LOST creators are cruel enough to do this.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
sure some other dudes came along before dharma and messed around with crap xp
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i'm sure the mother finished building the wheel in between bashing MIBs head against the wall and killing the villagers and filling the well up
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
why not? chick has some chops
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
yeah she's good at the loom and bashing peoples heads with rocks
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
so basically the island because some homicidal woman alone on a island introduced in the second to last episode says so
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
so basically the island is important....
SHE’S THE PROCECTOR OF THE LIGHT YO
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
protector WHATEVER
fucking show
I was literally watching it salivating at the chance to complain about it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
this show has turned me into something I was not before I watched it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
obsessed with birds, dogs, and puns?
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
the proctor of the light
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
this episode should have been narrated by ben
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
ben who?
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
ben...dover
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/99197664.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1273682744&Signature=hQr0RANcxOqG%2Fzg1WMxWQafHMi0%3D
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
island better be a spaceship
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
i was really hoping for some magnetic incident, similar to what we saw with desmond in his episode, which turns titus into smokey. was this too much to ask? i mean i thought this show was about how magnets work. now it's about light.
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
cause when the light hits the water...
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
who are some of the past season characters they haven't shown this seasoncuz if they are going to shoehorn a bunch of people into the last episode I doubt it'll get to the heights of
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Charles/twin-peaks-cooper-doppelganger.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
'How was Jacob getting off of the island to fuck with the 815ers off-island lives? And, for that matter, how the FUCK was he getting back? And who was holding down the fort when he was gone? Shouldn't Smokenstein have been able to peace out, as soon as Jacob was gone?'
Dogen's magic baseball was holding down the fort I think.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
who are some of the past season characters they haven't shown this season
waltbe-a-cluejuliet's sisterannie (i figured the reason they never did a ben/annie episode was to avoid the mistakes of the phantom menace. i guess not, after this ep)
― abanana, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
i can't wait until the series is long over and some of the writers start speaking out about how ridiculous their jobs were
― cutty, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
I bet the writing staff is simply the first five homeless guys who asked Lindelof for "a little help" one day.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not to force the issue, but i really don't understand how anyone can still be on the fence about this, unless they basically would accept nothing less than a long lingering shot of MIB's body dissolving into black smoke, which they all but stopped short of doing.
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
if his body dissolved into black smoke, what's that thing that jacob buried with octomom?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
well i mean yeah it didn't but people acting like his dead body floating down the river contradicts the MIB=Smokey thing are weird imo
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
*shrug*
So anyway, there's this magical other timeline that people can access somehow...
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
this episode ruled
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
That better be sarcasm, there.
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:57 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
said this to my wife while watching the episode
― dmr, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
this was crap, imo
― dmr, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
seriously -- it was a character not mentioned until halfway through season 3, and a character not introduced until the end of season 6!
― dmr, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
the island is protecting an incredibly vague "light" entity that is everything and nothing imaginable.stick a wooden wheel in the light and shit happens.smokey is a truly sympathetic character has every reason to want to leave the island.adam & eve are smokey and his fake crazy mom.
i appreciated all of this
This feels like something Cuse/Lindelof thought would be cool to do four years ago, and stubbornly stuck with even after it became obvious it was a semi-waste of an hour.― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this is sorta otm. i mean, the actual episode itself was hammy and poorly done---it probably would have been better executed earlier in the series, when there was less pressure for it to be The Ep That Explains It All---but otherwise as ~explanations~ go, it seems about as reasonable as any bullshit sci-fi imaginarium backstory.
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
no but what does contradict it is him really pointedly saying "GOODBYE, BROTHER" at the end. he practically said it to the camera
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, this wasn't amazing or anything but I'm going to go with the boilerplate response of "If you've been watching this show for 6 seasons, I don't know why you're complaining about this episode in particular." It wasn't any stupider than anything else that's been going on. I think people just complain more now because even though it's always been dumb, it used to have the potential that something awesome would happen and wrap everything up in a satisfying way, and now we're losing that potential.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
While I am as guilty of speculating about the identity of Adam & Eve skeletons as anyone, it's a bit presumptuous to assume they'd be people from the cast who went back in time and not what old skeletons normally are -- people you don't know from a long ass time ago.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
"it used to have the potential that something awesome would happen and wrap everything up in a satisfying way"these are incompatible goals for a series! Can't be both awesome and satisfying.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
guys seriously here is an exercise: start speaking, aloud, a well-crafted sensical reason for why there is a magic island that moves through space and time, powered by magnets, with two immortal weirdos trying and failing to kill each other, that crashes planes and gives people superpowers, and has hidden a magic well that teleports you off the island or turns you into smoke, and then see how long it takes to realize that you sound like a crazy person.
we are in the realm of radioactive spiders and wizards, ppl, i figure they tidied up the backstory as well as they could in one episode. would've been better if they'd established it as a point of order like five fucking seasons ago---nothing revealed affects the main characters ~that~ much beyond clarifying that the island needs protecting by some schmo willing to be a murdering sissy and that getting off, once you're there, is really fukkin difficult. there's still a lot unexplained, but i'm caring less about that shit, tbh---even after last week's garbage, i care more about the ppl on 815 than jacob and smokey
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
I get what you're saying about explanations being impossible but why do the final episodes have to be done in the style of some disney channel reject show
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not looking for sense just excitement
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
I'm american goddammit
YES! USA! USA!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
lots of pregnant mother of twins killing for a disney reject show.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
How come they both had Bieber haircuts.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
like, i know it seems like a cheap dodge, but n/a is otm about this being sorta par for the course---expecting this to redeem the i dunno fundamental quality of the series' fantastical architecture i delusional. embrace your ignorance of a higher power~~~
~do you see~
what happened is exactly as bullshit as the premise that big magnets crash planes and boats and polar bears. imo they'd have been better off NEVER EXPLAINING ANYTHING and like not have The Gang Go To The '70s and live in an alternate reality, but that's what's happened, and at this point an rpg savepoint and a creepy momma's boy are what we get
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
The only way they can make this up to me now is by killing Kate. They can do it next Tuesday, doesn't even have to be in the finale.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
this is otm, tho---like, since whatever i'm gonna get for backstory is going to be nonsense, at least make it artful nonsense, not pablum. this ep was definitely cheezeball, but since they felt the need to put in that ridiculous flashback, i'm guessing that this is some lowest common denominator bullshit that is inevitable when there's the expectation that this little story is somehow going to do a lot of dramatic heavy lifting for the entire series. if it had been an aside in the second season or w/e they'd have had the freedom to craft it better, imo---they've done "backstory" eps about characters that are actually pretty good, so there's no reason this shouldn't have been, too.
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
The Ben sideways episode is terrible on paper, but the actor made it pretty good.The only reason this episode was bad was they didn't use forced perspective hobbit tricks to have them play kid versions of themselves.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
The episode wasted the talents of Pelligrino and Welliver.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/05/blankets.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
gbx otm
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:53 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark
This does not take the writers off the hook in the slightest.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
Their audience is ready and willing to accept sci-fi nonsense. The writers are just too chicken or lacking in creativity to dish it out.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
gbx and others thanks for keeping the sanity alive on this thread, the overwhelming tides of hate just make me want to give up on this thread altogether
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
I guess in the end I wanted "The Explanation" to be more sci-fi and less fantasy/religious allegory (and the magical island spring to look less Ferngully)
― dmr, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
Baby blankets: Looool they shoulda made MIB ginger just to fuck with us
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
I thought the twist would be jacob would turn out to be the MIB when the original MIB swaps bodies with him, instead of getting dumped in the xerox cave.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
you're thinking too hard
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
someone has to, if the writers won't
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
MIB:You can't do that Jacob.
Jacob: Why not?
MIB: Because it's against the rules.
Jacob: You made the rules.
MIB: I found it. One day you can make up you own game and everyone else will have to follow your rules.
(Could serve as an autocritique of the creative/writng process that goes into Lost)
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
maybe this is blessing for critics to go off writing revisionist Lost fanfiction?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
seriously though how did allison janney fill in a huge hole with dirt and murder twenty people in like twelve hours.
― if he wants to cry to the night sky that's what he'll fucking do (reddening), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
DON'T ASK. Just make up your own answer. It's probably better.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
she's pre-MIB smokey, and jacob knifing her by surprise released her from her smokely duties, hence the "don't let them speak, just stab with this here knife" strategy.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
^ good point, actually!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
er MIB i mean. also explains why she says "thank you"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
ok, if it turns out allison janney was the smoke monster all along i will forgive this episode.
oh god what if it's like, the island guardian is ALSO a smoke monster, but it looks like a cloud of golden fairy dust or something. and when jacob travels to america to touch people he actually races across the sea in a gust of golden light.
― if he wants to cry to the night sky that's what he'll fucking do (reddening), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
I feel like Lost fans are doing the writers' job by coming up with their own superrior explanations for what happened on the screen because the writers and producers sure as hell can't be bothered to do so.
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
Well that's been the case essentially since episode #2.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
They just throw out some twists, like Ben Linus, and the Dharma Initiative, and now Jacob/MiB, and let the viewers collaborate on an interesting story. FUCK! Those guys have the easiest job in the world.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
I thought the first two seasons were fairly well plotted/written at the time, but I've never rewatched them so I could be misrembering how good those seasons were through the haze of nostalgia.
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
No, they were actually pretty good, but that was back when they had no obligation to answer any of the questions they were raising.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
I'm of two minds about this. On the one hand, I want to join everyone in hating this episode as virulently as all of you guys do. But on the other hand, I'm kinda thinking "what is it about this particular episode that's finally gotten this reaction from you guys?" It's not much different from ab aeterno, imo, and everyone loved that. And I feel like we've known that the Jacob/MIB storyline was some bullshit that ruined the show for a while now. Is it really cause we're so close to the end and the fog of denial is lifting?
That is so otm it hurts.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
why are you guys still watching this vs why am i still opening this thread after watching a new ep
thought this was pretty awesome, they should have named mib though.
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
imo it's plenty different from Ab Aeterno in that that episode centered on an actor who'd had substantial screentime already, and had a well acted and fairly compelling drama that tied into the present day with some main characters, and didn't raise far more questions that it answered. (xpost)
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
btw i'm sorry if i'm coming off like a raving angry lunatic, i mean i'm still going to patiently watch the last 2 episodes hoping for the best and don't really want the producers' heads on a platter, but i feel like this episode had more squandered potential than any other episode i can think of.
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
The only squandered potential I feel is that Ian McShane was not revealed as Smokey/Jacob's pops, then shown dying cursing the island.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
Literally cursing I mean. If ABC can give special dispensation for that sort of thing.
Philip u were OTM, check this from vozzek:
Cue spooky music change, and enter our oldest LOST character to date - 'mother'. Right away, we should know who this really is. We're given a tremendous clue as Claudia stops to drink from a stream: the overhead reflection that startles her is nearly identical to a scene in The Cost of Living. In that episode, Mr. Eko is drinking from a similar stream when he sees the reflection of the smoke monster looming over him.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
so that's how she laid waste to the well diggers.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
as much as i'm happy to let vozzek give me some interpretive food for thought like that, sometimes i feel like he's just making much ado about recurring camera angles and visual motifs that are bound to happen multiple times in the course of 100+ hours of television without necessarily meaning anything.
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
fair point, yeah, but the smoldering huts were a pretty big clue as well.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't hate this episode, but, like i said above, just a little bewildered that this was one of the last episodes of the show. the next show should be all about how fake mom first arrived on the island! just seems like they could have crammed this info into the first episode of the season when those dudes were hanging out on the beach and MIB was talking about how much he really wanted to kill jacob. that was the first ep, right? (ten minutes of flashbacks to fake mom would have told us everything we needed to know.)
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
i'd be happy with more real-hot-mom
― akm, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
Were they meant to be speaking latin throughout? or did they actually switch to english?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
latin I think
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
who the fuck knows anymore though
They spoke just enough Latin to show the viewer "hey, this is olden times y'all" and then made a switch just to keep from having to hire a latin translator/subtitle maker.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
latin hottie death toll is too high on this show, if you ask me.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
my hart still braeks for Ana Lucia.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
It looks like Ana Lucia doesn't even get a role in the flash sideways - alt timeline. I think that she made one cameo in season 5 as one of Hurley's hallucinations and that was it. Her entire story arc could have been cut from the show and what would we have lost?
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
a babe
― max, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
h8 ana lucia
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
<3 ana lucia
― Nhex, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
A magical light? Seriously? This entire show has been about who gets to protect a magic light? I wish they'd kept this had the Daniel Faraday/crazy scientific phenomenon level, this mystical shit they've been doing since the S5 finale is such a cop-out.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
I guarantee that the scientific counterpart to the mythical version will be presented in the next two episodes.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
It had better!
(like we could actually do anything about it if it's not.)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
A magical light? Seriously?
to be fair, it's also a waterslide that shoots your body out the other side.
― the island's magical waterslide vagina of light (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe it isn't the light that people are drawn to but instead the cool waterslide.
Maybe the island is really an ancient San Dimas.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
Six Flags Over the Island
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
Future Locke:
http://i39.tinypic.com/55oznk.jpg
― the island's magical waterslide vagina of light (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
The conclusion was uncomfortable to watch. The revelation that the MiB (well at least his body) and his mother (names for these characters would be great) are actually the Adam and Eve skeletons from way back in Season 1 felt incredibly forced. Cutting to Jack and Kate's discovery of the skeletons didn't help at all either and seemed more like Lindelof and Cuse trying to reinforce the fact that they had this all planned out from the beginning. Well, for those of you who have watched "House of the Rising Sun" recently, you would probably remember the rest of the scene and the fact that Jack mentions that the remains look no more than 40-50 years old. Now, maybe we'll get some sort of weird time travel explanation for this, but as it stands this looks really sloppy. They should know their audiences' meticulous attention to detail. Conveniently dismissing Jack's important bit of dialogue in that scene makes it seem as if they are now covering their tracks. This is one Lost ending I'd rather forget.
Well, for those of you who have watched "House of the Rising Sun" recently, you would probably remember the rest of the scene and the fact that Jack mentions that the remains look no more than 40-50 years old. Now, maybe we'll get some sort of weird time travel explanation for this, but as it stands this looks really sloppy. They should know their audiences' meticulous attention to detail. Conveniently dismissing Jack's important bit of dialogue in that scene makes it seem as if they are now covering their tracks. This is one Lost ending I'd rather forget.
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
from here
fwiw I didn't think the episode was jaw-dropping horrible like everyone else seems to. I'm pretty much with gbx.
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
"Jack mentions that the remains look no more than 40-50 years old"
Octomom and MIB are about 40-50 y.o. when they die right? Could be their not aging past 40-50 genesis effect thing.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I would accept that.
I thought this episode was sub-par and disappointing but not horrible, if it had come near the end of Season 2 it would have blown everyone's minds. It sure established a lot of backstory character motivation for Mr. Smokey.
Clearly crazy mom went into the cave at some point and got possessed by Smokey, no wonder she was happy to die.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
Actually, the 40-50 years old thing, at least the way the writer puts it, is confusing. Does it mean the bodies were 40-50 years old when they died, or that the skeletons themselves had only been around 40-50 years ago, ie, the pair died 40-50 years ago?
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
A doctor wouldn't necessarily have any expertise in identifying the age of bones, but he would with the age of the people belonging to the bones.
― nickn, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
xpost How would Jack know how many years a skeleton had been in a cave? Does he have spinal surgeon carbon dating powers?
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
KATE: Any idea how long they've been here?
JACK: Long. It takes 40 or 50 years for clothing to degrade like this.
[Jack finds a pouch in the clothing.]
KATE: What is it?
[Jack dumps a white stone and a black stone into his palm.]
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
you missed episode S204 where it is revealed that Jack has spinal surgeon carbon dating powers
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://i39.tinypic.com/260r4o2.jpg
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
"every answer just leads to more questions" works for mewho it didn't work for: a lot of hardcore weirdos demanding more answers and some of yalls analness had become extremely revealing since yesterday
I liked this episode. Much better than last weeks
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
plus Jack and Kate aren't going to literally be Adam and Eve. The closest they'll come is if everyone in the world dies and they have to start over
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
I have never been as angry after reading something as simple as an interview with some dudes who work on a fucking TV show as after I read this. No shit, I am going for a walk to calm down. No spoilers, although much of what so angers me has to do with confirmations of things which are known to the powers that be but which have been deemed unnecessary to reveal.
http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/exclusive-interview-lost-producers-damon-lindelof-and-carlton-cuse-talk-across-the-sea
― winnebago taco, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
fwiw I didn't think the episode was jaw-dropping horrible like everyone else seems to. I'm pretty much with gbx.― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S)
I think it's funny how lots of people seem to alternate between which episodes they like and hate. It's like some people's internal clocks are set a week ahead or a week behind
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
^^^But as angry as I am, this is otm.
― winnebago taco, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
Damon Lindelof: "Are there any readers who actually like the show?" (LOL)
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)
I wanted to shit in his cereal, when I read that.
― winnebago taco, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know, that interview kinda just makes me sympathize with the writers - a lot. It reminds me of this one time, I was teaching in Shanghai, and I was rewarding students with candy as a disciplinary tool. Like, divide the class into four teams, and whoever behaves the best/answers questions correctly gets some candy at the end of the class. It worked really well like 99% of the time. But one time, I messed up and accidentally gave the wrong team candy. This caused another team to start shouting and eventually, crying (they were 2nd graders). I felt really bad, so I gave the other team candy, the team that should have won. But then the other 2 teams, who didn't win AND didn't get candy, started whining and crying too, presumably because they couldn't understand my horrible broken-Mandarin explanation of what I was doing. So I smiled really wide and said "it's your lucky day - EVERYONE GETS CANDY!" and gave everyone candy, thinking that would satisfy everyone. But then the first group I had given candy to - wrongly - started stomping, crying, screaming, because everyone had gotten candy and no one had really deserved it. It was anarchy, and then the bell rang and I got the fuck out of there. I tried so hard to please everyone, I was giving everyone candy for FREE, and yet everyone was so fucking pissed and crazy.
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
Like, do you really need to go on a walk to calm down because two writers are like "sheesh we're doing our best, you guys are fucking crazy"?
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
i read that whole interview looking for outrage and...wtf there are some crazy ppl on this thread, i think i need to not read this anymore, y'all are only going to get worse and more agitated in the next week and a half? have fun and bye
― rahni, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
I guess this is normal and I'm just not used to it. I've never been into a tv show enough to follow 1000+ post internet threads about it. People were probably throwing chairs at the end of the last season of Frasier and I just didn't know it
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
a lot of us have come to post here today with booing in our hearts
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
People were probably throwing chairs at the end of the last season of Frasier and I just didn't know it
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
loving this mental image. "You mean we still don't get to see Maris's face!? ARGHHHHH"
― some dude, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
wow, the last 20 minutes of this thread has been hilarious. Good job, everyone!
― Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
That thing about the skeletons being 40 years old - I think the point was they were AT LEAST 40 years old, could be more. No idea what happens to skellingtons after bazillions of years.
Oddly, at the start of the episode I thought that Allison Janney was from modern times and could have gotten there by time travelling magic. Not sure why, the way she spoke I guess.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
anyway dudes i'm sorry if i'm one of the people hulking out and seeming psycho in this thread. but really, to echo what a couple people have said already, i wouldn't really be bitching about the plot holes and goofy origin stories if last night's episode was good, entertaining, engaging television like the majority of Lost's episodes are. i mean, let's face it, that thing had no replay value, it was a bland info dump that just happened to be full of really stupid info.
― some dude, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
^ OTM and I didn't really mind this episode.
Re that interview, are people REALLY moaning that they don't know what MIB's name is? imo that's one of the more minorly classy things about that episode, in that he's not called Jack or John or Aaron or something.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
His name is Kevin Marnahan
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
the mother's name is Deb Tolles
I'm actually writing one of the first books set in the Lost universe, set to be released in August 2010. It's called How Kevin Marnahan Built the Big Statue
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not sure if I linked to this blog before. Nominally this guy is reviewing episodes of season 6 of Lost without seeing any prior seasons of the show. I kinda suspect he's faking his ignorance, but it's still kinda funny. http://neverseenlost.wordpress.com/
From last night's review:"To no one’s surprise, Jacob grows into a 30 year old man who sews and lives with his mother. He still meets Cecil to play games. During one rousing game of Obvious Metaphor, Cecil throws his knife and it gets stuck to something with magnetism."
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
xxxxp Yeah, I don't really care what his name is, but it is annoying that D&C still keep trying to push him as being the bad guy in public when that's not even the story being told on the screen. I mean, am I supposed to resent and hate him for killing 815ers and Temple people to get the fuck out of there (presuming he & smokey are the same character)? His story is about 1,000x more sympathetic than Sayid or the Kwons or fucking Lapidus, seeing as how he was deceived about his own identity, held hostage on the island his whole life, and now trapped there for eternity by his dumbshit brother Jacob.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
Regarding all of the unanswered questions, though, I think the NYT review of last night's episode probably has it right:
One thing seems clear: There will be a sufficient inventory of unanswered questions after the May 23 season finale to fuel any number of movies, Web series, comic books or Broadway musicals the producers might want to sell in the future.
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
That hitfix interview is 10000x better than "Oh look, a Chuck E Cheese"
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
The Jimmy Kimmel show is going to show 3 alternative endings after the season finale of Lost is over. There might be some lost actors in the alt-endings because last night they had this for instance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4veR7DkdvKw
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
Feb 07, 2007:
LINDELOF: There were certain things we knew from the very beginning. Independent of ever knowing when the end was going to be, we knew what it was going to be, and we wanted to start setting it up as early as season 1, or else people would think that we were making it up as we were going along. So the skeletons are the living — or, I guess, slowly decomposing — proof of that. When all is said and done, people are going to point to the skeletons and say, ''That is proof that from the very beginning, they always knew that they were going to do this.''
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
FWIW, I always assumed it was the black and white stones found with the skeletons that were meant to prove that they knew where the show was going thematically. But then again, don't know why they would draw so much attention to skeletons I had otherwise forgotten about three episodes later when the Locke/Walt backgammon convo accomplishes the very same thing.
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:58 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the line the producers have always sold is that they're totally washing their hands of it all after the last episode, but the network/studio own the property and can do whatever they want with it afterwards. i don't think the unresolved plot strands are any kind of shrewd move to set up spinoffs.
however, i will totally buy How Kevin Marnahan Built the Big Statue
― some dude, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
You won't regret it, although I will admit in advance that the part where I explain how Kevin Marnahan built the big statue really does raise a lot of other questions about the role that Deb Tolles plays, both at the time of the construction and before
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
That episode could only have been saved by CJ doing "The Jackyl"
― Hubie Brown, Thursday, 13 May 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
this week's DarkUFO "things i noticed" seems pretty on-point, especially with what was potentially going on the mother's side of the story - think this might have been posted or quoted earlier in the thread
http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2010/05/things-i-noticed-across-sea-by-vozzek69.html
― Nhex, Thursday, 13 May 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
What if the only way for smokey to stop being smokey is for the next island guardian to kill him? So he's actually pushing things forward to get to a conclusion. So really, he wants what Jacob wants, but for different reasons. Jacob just doesn't want someone else to take on the smoke monster's role.
― mh, Thursday, 13 May 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
A minute later however, another thought occurred to me: maybe there aren't any rules at all. Maybe Jacob and his brother just think there are rules, and they've been ritualistically following them out of two thousand-year habit. Remember, these are the same children who once believed nothing else existed except for the island. For most of their childhood, their mother's every word was indisputable law.
I actually think a lot of things make a lot more sense if this is actually true. There are times where the rules would appear to have been broken, but no times when anyone was forced to follow the rules except by the assumption that they had to, right?
― Mister Jim, Thursday, 13 May 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, it's part of the unending chains of long cons perpetrated by and to everyone. I mean, you even see Jacob beat his brother to hell twice in this episode, despite that they're supposedly not supposed to be able to harm each other. Though, to throw my nitpick in the ring, i don't think we'll find out exactly why Ben wasn't "allowed" to kill Widmore in season 4, or why there are a set of rules between them, why it was breaking them to kill Alex, and so on.
― Nhex, Thursday, 13 May 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
been thinking about that, and my vote is that ben thinks the candidate rules apply to him, but they dont. ben seems to be "played like a sucker" numero uno on the island tbh.
― christ get out of my brain jerk (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 May 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
I was always under the impression that the Linus/Widmore thing was more of a gentlemen's agreement.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 May 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
Some of the most exaggerated reactions to this episode are the best demonstration on how successful Lost writers have been with their job. It is interesting to see how much thought, emotion (and obviously a lot of time) people invested in this show.
(Am I wrong or there was similar outrage also after the last episode of The Prisoner?).
― Marco Damiani, Thursday, 13 May 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)
episode wasn't thaaat bad. by the end I was actually enjoying it. seemed a shame to end it there.
worst bit was the explanation of how the donkey wheel came to be: is that the only explanation we are going to get for why the island moves through space and time? the island is constantly moving because you need the pendulum to find it but it also moves through space and time when you press the donkey wheel because light and water and a wheel and a big hole. i don't give a shit about the little mysteries or the characters. i want a better answer to this or yes, this will retrospectively change my opinion of the show.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
The annoying thing about this ep was that they spent way too much time on their childhoods and nothing on what happened post-Smokey.
Anyway, this stuff is here now and we're stuck with it. So, where is this stream filled with magic light now then? How come no one found it up until now given that it's, well, a stream and everything? My guess is it's where the temple is now but I have no idea.
Also the light can't be that magical given that you can blow it up with a hydrogen bomb and everything seems to be alright.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 May 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)
My guess is it's where the temple is now but I have no idea.
yeah im p sure the temple was built around the magical light vag and it has healing powers (ie for sayid)
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 08:59 (fifteen years ago)
That tank they dunked Sayid in was originally built for Baywatch.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)
Some serious WWII Germany parallels, here, in the Lost fanbase.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:25 AM (Yesterday)
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― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
some of Cuselof's comments and reactions in that interview are alarmingly bitter for sure but others I'm cool with. the whole Jack carbon-dating thing was funny.
as for the episode itself, LOTS of eyerolling and i agree it didn't show/explain enough to satisfy but i'm almost certainly unsatisfiable now so ehh. been worse episodes this season i think.
island ghosts not always being smokey confirmed here then. oh good... janney's character is some bs tho - do they expect people not to clamour for her origin just as much as we have jacob's?
would've liked a shot of the smokemonster pouring out of MIB's nose or something. MIB was great in this ep tho right?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that guy -- titus wellver? did i make that up? -- is awesome. shame jacob is so freakin terrible, at the acting.
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
titus was super intense on deadwood. one of the best characters.
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
janney's character is some bs tho - do they expect people not to clamour for her origin just as much as we have jacob's?
Why would we need an origin for her? She's just part of a string of protectors who come to the island by accident and become candidates. If anything I'd want to see how this process began, but I don't really want to see that.
Re: that interview. For awhile now the producers have been talking about how they don't want to go the full disclosure route (midiclorians, end of the Matrix trilogy) because they feel that would suck. I'm cool with leaving some stuff mysterious, because for me the show's suggestions have always been more intriguing than the explanations they've presented.
But when they're comparing their show to the Sopranos---I don't remember the Sopranos having any central mystery hanging over its entire run, or running any ARGs inviting viewers to geek out over Valenzetti equations or whatever. You can't, at this point, pull out the auteur defense.
But yeah, if all they're hearing is stuff like "I will hate you forever if you don't tell me who Sayid shot on the golf course" then I sympathize a bit.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
i think we are supposed to just accept that someone has been on the island since the beginning of time performing cj/jacob's role xp
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)
weaving the weavy thing and, uh, kidnapping people
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)
so how come you turn into weavy island protector by drinking that drink? was the bottle the same bottle jacob used to explain what the island is to richard (that was smashed by flocke at the end of that episode)?
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)
it was clearly a reference to that bottle. wonder if we will find out if it was the exact same one.
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
what worries me is that from that interview it seems like this episode was them wrapping up the island mythology stuff. now they want to focus on the fate of their beloved characters for the rest of the run.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think they have ever known what the island is apart from a place where crazy weird shit happens :(
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
that's what i mean really - the origin of the process. why just show us an earlier link in the chain.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
i would have been much happier if adam + eve were revealed to be some character we've known since the start as a consequence of wrapping up all the time travel stuff. it's like they just used to nuclear bomb to put an end to the time loop stuffs (even tho it makes no sense) and they are never gonna revisit it.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)
oh god the adam and eve reveal was terrible!
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)
yep - stopped caring about that three seasons ago
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
there's a lot they'll never answer. jacob isn't "special". but how did she make out that MIB was? unlike jacob, she didn't have a big list o' candidates did she? they just showed up? fuk u "lost".
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)
When all is said and done, people are going to point to the skeletons and say, ''That is proof that from the very beginning, they always knew that they were going to do this.''
*cough* ...bullshit... *cough*
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)
srsly
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
i do feel pissed off with the writers. i don't know about other ppl but i've spent a fair bit of time defending this show against the 'they are making it up as they go along' haters. and now i feel dumb cos i think i was wrong. i mean how can they sit there and say the adam+eve reveal proves they had it all mapped out from the start? the black + white stones? oh right so it proves that all along your show has had a deep underlying theme of "good vs. bad" not like almost every tv show ever.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
basically i think "how i met your mother" is going to resolve more convincingly than "lost"
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
its like the moral of the show on so many levels is don't believe the bullshit people feed you
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
truly we are all locke
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)
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― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
Can anyone link back to the bit on the season one thread where we were all posting theories about how Adam and Eve would turn out to be the smoke monster and his fake mother?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
it mirrors the hatch 'press the button/don't press the button' storyline in S2 i suppose
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
are the rules clear enough now that we can understand the loophole' that allowed mib to kill jacob?
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
wait anyway... if CJ was the smoke monster then... jacob didn't replace her?
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:26 (fifteen years ago)
also if the rule is: to kill the special magic people you have to stab them without letting them talk to you...didn't jacob speak to ben before he plunged the knife in?
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:26 (fifteen years ago)
yes, but ben didn't quite catch what he said, so it's allowable
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
it would really be nice is some of this made sense. i can handle ridiculous explanations for stuff (i agree there is no reasonable way to explain it all now) but it would be nice the plot of the last few seasons hung together in even the most basic sense.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)
don't think CJ was the smokemonster, tho it's odd that MIB never stopped calling her 'mother'.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
the theory that she was comes from how she fucked shit up with the villagers
also: fuckin wheels and light, how do they work
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)
i think the wheel and the light is the single lamest thing in "lost" ever
it was cool when it was introduced, totally lame when they just write it off the way the did. "what is the most basic and simplest explanation we can give for this wheel thing we wrote in here?"
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
ya the whole ep felt reverse-engineered to explain all the random shit that we, deluded viewers, thought was a coherent 'mythology'
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
Surprised they didn't show anyone building a statue at any point. Also no explanation for how the hell Jacob can live forever and, like, get off the island and stuff.
Maybe the light thing was keeping Smokey prisoner and that's why Jacob was never meant to go down there? Ah who cares, less Roman bollocks, more Desmond.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)
sorry but a mechanism involving light, water and a wheel that enables time and space travel is not really weirder or lamer than a bible-bashing cloud of black smoke
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)
but MIB should've said "This guy who washed up on the island called Orffyreus has discovered a way for me to leave the island..."
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
equating weird patchy unexciting backstory to the fun crazy things the backstory was supposed to explain is NAGL
― Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ exactly. you can't tell me it's "not really weirder or lamer than a bible-bashing cloud of black smoke" until they give us an explanation for the black smoke, which they haven't.
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
however, the explanation for the donkey wheel could have used a couple more brainstorming sessions in the old carlton/cuse lab
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
I dug the donkey wheel, even if the presentation wasn't all it could've been. Liked the idea that humans would use the technology available at the time, in this case Roman era hydraulic engineering to harness the power of the island, be it magical or extraterrestrial or whatever. (In much the same way MIB uses whatever philosophy is in vogue--Catholocism, self helpiness--to manipulate humans of different eras (someone's idea from upthread.)
I figure Dharma discovered the ruins of the wheel MIB was building, perhaps with some ghostly assistance, and rebuilt it, testing it out on polar bears--hence the skeleton Charlotte found in Tunisia.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
you can't tell me it's "not really weirder or lamer than a bible-bashing cloud of black smoke" until they give us an explanation for the black smoke, which they haven't.
― cutty, Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:52 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
the black smoke is what comes out when you go into the magic stream-hole
all totally explained
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
an explanation of its origin or of how it actually works? forget the latter. they've given a suggestion that introducing angry MIB to the light (Pandora's Box or whatever) created the smoke. as CJ said the light source contains life/death good/evil whatever and this case the product was 'evil'.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)
assuming then smokey finishes the donkey wheel and implements the ability to teleport, but still don't know why he couldn't leave in someone else's body or without killing Jacob and candidates.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
Dharma probably didn't know about the donkey wheel but instead created the Orchid to teleport polar bears using the same power source.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
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― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
or maybe they just brought the polar bears over normally and one strayed into the donkey wheel area and accidentally got zapped to Tunisia idk
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
maybe or maybe or maybe. you can keep doing this long after the show is over.
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the cabin was an old restaurant that smokey managed
maybe the water in the temple brings people back to life because it has high levels of high fructose corn syrup
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the statue was brought to the island by the lighthouse.
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
do we think ted actually ends up with robin?
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
MOY MAYBE
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
so CJ was both smokemonster and guardian of the island at the same time, and all she did, keeping the two boys, putting them against each other, was a long-con to get free
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
no she is aunt robin, so unless time travel or alt-reality is involved, i dunno
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but they keep saying ted is an "unreliable narrator" right?
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DcnB_WLXWo
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
so CJ was both smokemonster and guardian of the island at the same time
neither imo, because of the boys ghost mom appearing. MAYBE MIB subconciously willed her to appear tho right?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
also they said ted's wife lives with that girl he dated that time, so unless robin is living a double life, i dunno
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
She was just some batshit woman in the woods.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
that's truemaybe the ending will be, he leaves their mother for robin
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
god i wish max were here
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
"there's a special Light that shines in all men..." blarggh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVc4TMjHpk
― nuttin doin (herb albert), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
someone needs to explain why CJ is specifically the smoke monster and not just, like, somehow all-knowing or immortal or powerful enough to have killed all those people. seemed to me like the smoke monster was created when MIB went down to the water and the light turned dark.
― Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
Egyptians knew about smokey because he's in their hieroglyphs. But this episode seems to have been set post-egypt. So that would mean there'd been a pre-MIB smokey.
― JimD, Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
That was just some 19th century retro-Egyptian architecture.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
My wife says smoke monster predates MIB, but once MIB goes through the rivercave press, the newly-released smokey gets MIB's memories and proceeds wrongly thinking of itself as MIB in a new form.
Like Alan Moore's reboot of Swamp Thing, who thought he was a man turned monster but really was just a monster with a human's memories stuck on.
― Felix Frankfurter, Man Of Justice (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
The good guys dress in black remember thatJust in case we ever face to face and make contactThe title held by me M.I.B.Means what you think you saw, you did not seeSo don't blink be what was thereIs now gone, black suit with the black Ray Ban's onWalk in shadow move in silenceGuard against extra-terrestrial violenceBut yo we ain't on no government listWe straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprintsSaw somethin strange watch your backCause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is atUh ah
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
? the black + white stones? oh right so it proves that all along your show has had a deep underlying theme of "good vs. bad" not like almost every tv show ever.
― pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, May 13, 2010 6:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
actually think not enough shows stick to this simplicity and try to get too clever showing nobody is entirely good/evil. especially shows dealing with myths like heroes, lost, bsg. Maybe that goes back to the writers believing they are character driven shows but being flat out wrong.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think that the black/white thing is as simple as good vs. evil.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
one of the island rules is that MIB can only wear black
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
is only because MIA was already in use
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
no but over-complicating motivations can reduce their contrasts, especially when motivations change at a whim which Lost is very guilty of. xposts
it all goes back to shitty writing though.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
we still don't even know who is good and who is evil! including widmore.
ben's "we're the good guys michael" is so irrelevant at this point
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Is there going to be some big reveal with MIB's name or are they just being dicks and making people type 'MIB' and 'Smokey' all the time?
Sidelining Ben completely as a character in this series has been the shittiest thing about it. He should be right in the middle of the action, we should be dubious about his motivations right til the very last episode. Mostly because Locke makes a shit villain.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
Actually does Ben even know Widmore's on the island yet? That face-off should at least be fun.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
isn't it the point that good/evil have been interchangeable or flexible wrt people's actions? sure hope so
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
he said nervously
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
really wish ben had gunned down that useless chick in the woods like flocke told him to.
I did not need to be shown who mom loved more re: jacob and mib. I will gladly accept a simple contrast over lowering them into the pit of emotional crapitude that Jack frolics in. My point is the backbone of the myth can be a simple contrast.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
*taxicab printer sound*
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
I did not need to be shown who mom loved more re: jacob and mib.
yeah and what possible reason could she have for loving one more than the other anyway. i guess boy Jacob was a bit annoying?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
pretty horrible to steal someone's kids and then show favoritism
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
she put emphasis on him being "special" just like locke's mum did
basically the message is that women fuck with your mind
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
yeah she probably didn't even need a reason. moms are like that :(
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob seemed more obedient and less difficult so would've expected him to get more love.
Their bio mom actually reminded me of Young Rousseau.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
I thought they might be showing us that the island protector doesn't necessarily get to pick the replacement he/she really wants, but has to settle for the one who the island thinks is "good."
Which makes me think that Hurley might be the new Jacob rather than Jack.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
i'm a little more annoyed by this ep in retrospect---mostly because of the timing. like, i'll kinda settle for whatever hokum offered as backstory, but there everything's coming to a head now/alt and they cut away from the action to for an origin story that offers little in the way of details that might affect the ~current~ action.
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
oh, NOW you're annoyed! stfu!
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
just because they did it now! wouldn't have bothered me in an earlier season tbh
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
shoulda been the first ep
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
well it will be one the series is over and I release my chronologically recut version
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
once
actually one thing i totally agree with Cuse/Lindelof on is that it's good to have an episode like this as kind of a breather after an episode full of action & significant deaths. for me that's partly because i was so annoyed by how they handled those deaths that it was refreshing to be annoyed by something else, but either way i think it made sense in terms of the rhythm of the season, and for some reason it being two episodes before the finale instead of the penultimate episode also seems appropriate.
― Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I def don't mind the idea of this episode. I was pretty excited about it, in fact. It was just handled so artlessly.
― jaymc, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
i was so annoyed by how they handled those deaths that it was refreshing to be annoyed by something else
lol yes. Agree in principle but it would have been amazing to see this ep earlier on OR have something a bit more mindblowing in this ep - I mean most ppl had already inferred the concrete stuff and everything else was still kinda open to interpretation.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
loooool i can see the headline in variety: ALPHABET CANCELS SHOW MIDWAY THROUGH PREEM
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
noone's gonna watch the chronological super-edit of the whole series now
― Jordan York (some dude), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
they will when I superimpose a picture of goku on top of it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
― jaymc, Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:12 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah, basically, I mean if somebody had told me beforehand what this episode was about I would have been very excited, but the execution was terrible. I also agree that it should have been placed somewhere in the beginning of the season.
I thought at the very least we'd get some idea of the consequences of MIB leaving the island. (other than it would upset his mother)
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
i was looking forward to this episode since i first heard about it. so yeah, i'm pissed that they totally dropped the ball on entertainment. lost used to make my jaw drop. and make me say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
We used to say WHAAAAAT, now we say HUUUUUUH?
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
Now I say "I thought 'Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader' was on a different channel, wtf!"
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
Lost used to make me say Ugh (na-na-na-na)
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:18 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
somebody needs a flashback episode!
― Clay, Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
I just watched this last night, and so the basis for the whole series has been two asshole kids working out their mommy issues? And a magic light-hole? Oy.
Or basically, dmr otm: I guess in the end I wanted "The Explanation" to be more sci-fi and less fantasy/religious allegory (and the magical island spring to look less Ferngully)
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
I hope they're both revealed to be dumb superstitious suckers of minimal relevance to what the island really is. Like Ben and Locke already have been.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
agree this ep was a huge disappointment. i knew what it was going to focus on and had been looking forward to it for weeks, but it just didn't give any info or reveals. it's like they completely shirked away from explaining their own mythology having built it up painstakingly. i think even if the explanation was fantastical or stupid people would be happier with that than this vague lack of explanation.
the tagline for this ep was "locke's motives are revealed." but they aren't! they aren't at all! he wants to leave the island cos.......why?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 15 May 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)
Most of season 6, has been like that for me, one disappointment after another. I feel like after 5 years of suspending disbelief, I want at least a little reward. Instead more mystery has been stacked upon more mystery. And all of the reveals have been half assed at best. After last weeks show, I've lost all faith that these guys have had any idea with where or what they were doing with the story. Sure it's been a fun ride, but I'm beginning to feel like the long con is on me. I don't need or want everything explained, but if they are going to explain the mythology then why not actually do it. Last week's episode feel insulting and left me wondering it's led to this instead of wondering where they are going with this.
― Jacob Sanders, Saturday, 15 May 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
yeah exactly....like what was the point of that episode? why waste an ep on that backstory if, as is the case, not watching it would make zero diff to your understanding or enjoyment of the show or the characters. i feel like they've fucked around so much this season that they haven't even left themselves the time for decent explanations of anything.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 15 May 2010 09:14 (fifteen years ago)
If the last ep served any purpose, it was to vindicate me in my own mind for thinking MiB was a character I want to root for. Now, I hope he kills every last one of these motherfuckers.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 May 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, that.
he wants to leave the island cos.......why?
well, because he feels betrayed, his mom lied to him about the outside world, he knows he came from somewhere else, he was tricked into staying, and like it was mentioned upthread he just wants to be able to buy an iPad and have a latte.
iow character driven mushy stuff
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
don't be ridiculous...it's still 2007 in the storyline, clearly he wants an iPhone
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
This episode clarified for me that Jacob is a schlumpy moron and MIB is a sympathetic character and we should be rooting for him. If the happy ending of this series is Flocke winning and the candidates dying due to Jacob's incompetent machinations I will be satisfied.
― I am using your worlds, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah but Flocke getting off the island = total universe destruction iirc. Eh at least that will mean death of Kate.
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure that the source really does need to be protected, like how the button in the Swan really did need to be pushed. However I don't see how MIB leaving would affect anything.
― abanana, Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
bernard's a DENTIST and wears a MASK :O
― conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Was a lot more interesting when we were assuming he was evil incarnate or a manifestation of various themes (lack of free will, etc.) now he is butthurt character #2165.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
hey at least it's butthurt mommy issues for the tenth time instead of butthurt daddy issues for the hundredth time
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
Finale's gonna be Hurley on the beach reciting Larkin.
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats,Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf.Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)
Can't believe there's only a couple of hours of this to go and I'm still WTF at pretty much everything. I hate that they've made all the mysteries of the first five series pretty much irrelevant at this point (polar bears, Dharma, Hanso, time travel, numbers, others, baby snatching, pregnancies, supply drop, electromagnetism, etc = we will never know).
I hate that they left Desmond out of half a series then brought him back with THIS GUY IS REALLY FUCKIN IMPORTANT then stuck him in a fucking hole for weeks! I hate hate hate that they've killed a hundred people and we still have Kate Jack Sawyer threesome bs.
Ancient mythology reveal ep was meh but would have been better at the start of the series. MID FTW.
Still totally hooked of course but I think S6 will tarnish Lost's legacy in years to come.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
A bad final season can never take away the enjoyment the show brought me in previous seasons.
I recognize how hard it is to create 100 hours of coherent storylines given the unbelievable complexity of this show's plot compared to ... any other tv show ever? ... but they are failing right now, and that's just a fact.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
polar bears = they were brought to the island by dharma and experimented on in cages on Hydra island.
Dharma/Hanso = some hippie scientist-idealist types who found the island via the pendulum (likely aided by Ms. Hawking) and formed a commune on the island. This is all very directly addressed in season 5. Hanso funded them.
time travel = I don't know what you want here. The powerful "source" of the island can be manipulated so that people on it traveled through time and space? There's not going to be like a dissertation on this, it's just the way it is?
others = people brought to the island over time and shepherded into a dysfunctional sort of society by Jacob.
baby snatching = plot device that went nowhere. just forget about this part. and/or just consider this a preoccupation of Ben's that nobody else in the hierarchy really cared about.
Plenty of this stuff can be sort of sussed out without having Ghost Michael sit Hurley down and dully go "okay, so this is exactly what was going on here."
― Clay, Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)
Baby snatching was totally explained. They snatched them to try to keep them alive, via Juliet's experiments. Also, some kids on the island have powers -- for example, Jacob and his brother -- so they are on the lookout for other kids with similar traits.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
I can do all that rationalising myself and come up with a dozen more how/why supplemental questions and I'm not asking for a 2 hour Q&A on every mystery - my point is that p much five seasons of intrigue was wiped out by omg new guy on the beach with Jacob. Those five years are now small beer in a six season story arc when you realise it was all just whittling through names. It's like they had a huge story and decided to spend five years fucking about then they're attempting to squeeze all the meaningful things into five minutes.
I can't find a link but I remember around S1 or S2 the writers were saying they weren't making it up as they went alone and that everything that happened would be explained with science & there would be nothing supernatural. Now we're getting "it just is that way" and "we can't explain everything" yet even their big reveal episodes reveal very little. We're all being asked to be Men of Faith.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
but the Others thought Smokey was a "security system" - do we know they know about Brother? Weren't Jacob and Brother given powers by the island/wine/RPG save point?
There's load of wee untidy things that at this point we just have to accept - like Widmore somehow knows more of the island mythology than Ben/Others/Dharma. I think most of my grumbles aren't about lack of explanations but more to do with bad/lazy writing and the writers dismissing those criticisms as invalid.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
At least they referred back to the baby snatching stuff in this episode, with CJ stealing tykes and stoning mommy. Maybe the Others did it in some perverse imitation of their gods.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
i'm definitely holding out hope that we'll get some kind of satisfactory explanation of what Widmore and Hawking know and how they know it.
but man, this show probably should've embraced its Twin Peaks WTF factor more to at least make all of these loose ends a little more wacky or fun or artsy.
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
said it b4, but wish this show were just about ben vs widmore for control of the magickal island
they ought to have made much more clear, though, what the consequences of MIB/smoky escaping would be, what widmore wants with the island, etc.
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Sunday, 16 May 2010 10:03 (fifteen years ago)
"NOT YET"
― cutty, Sunday, 16 May 2010 10:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol every question I answer will simply lead to another question you should rest just be grateful you're alive
― conrad, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
I hate hate hate that they've killed a hundred people and we still have Kate Jack Sawyer threesome bs.
In fairness they have not really gone for 'OMG who does Kate love?' thing in this series. Although it'll probably reappear at the end.
There's load of wee untidy things that at this point we just have to accept - like Widmore somehow knows more of the island mythology than Ben/Others/Dharma
They have got to address this is some way, surely? I feel like it all ties into what happened after the hydrogen bomb blast, what the deal is with the alt-timeline, why one island is underwater, why Widmore/Ellie were so desperate to get both Faraday and Desmond to the island, etc. It's the biggest unexplained element to the story and considering they've devoted at least 50% of the season to it they're going to have to resolve all that in the last couple of episodes.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
I still like the idea of Desmond ending up in 1977 and kicking off some kind of Widmore long-con that ultimately destroys the island.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
so THAT's what was in the pulp fiction briefcase
― conrad, Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore read all the island cheat codes in the Black Rock diary right?
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
Is anyone going to one of these finale viewing parties? Seems like a lot of cities are having them--Though I haven't heard of any in Philly :(
― President Keyes, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
Tried to organize one in Toronto, gave up, sticking 12 of my closest Lostheads in my apartment instead.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
I don't actually have proper TV so I'm wondering what to do about the finale - watching it a few hours later, with my husband who doesn't know what's going on, seems a bit depressing.
Ideally I'd like a nice viewing party where everyone drinks and SHUTS THE HELL UP, apart from the odd zing. But I reckon in a bar it would be ridiculous.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
I've got an early flight the next day so I could take laptop with me on holiday purely so I can watch the finale on the way but that seems silly. Staying up all night is an alternative.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
Two of my friends are going to be *in Hawaii* but they've only just started watching Lost box sets.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
Some more for you:
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/17/your-lost-questions-answered/
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
"Mr. Cuse and Mr. Lindelof, who plan to drop out of sight for a while after the final episode is broadcast on May 23" = "We have a well stocked bunker and are prepared to stay there until the rioting stops"
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6tKVGCU4k4
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
hey its the sister chick
haha i love the idea that it was gonna be just like survivor
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
I only know of about four Londoners who still watch lost (I'm including people on this thread in that), did consider inviting them/you all round for the finale but Claire's got an exam the next morning and I'd probably just get pissy at anyone who spoke during it anyway.
― JimD, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
that was literally the whole genesis of the show, an ABC exec saying hey what if we did a scripted show that was like Survivor. xpost
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
in fact maybe that's the greatest evidence that narrowing down the castaways to one final candidate really WAS always the plan haha
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
― JimD, Monday, May 17, 2010 9:22 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah tbh every brit i know irl gave up when it went off channel 4... four years ago.
― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
I kept with it even without Sky. That's why they OWE me.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
I can't find anything going on in SF for the finale but if any ILX0rs know of anything pls enlighten us :)
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, May 17, 2010 4:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, May 17, 2010 4:24 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
oh i know, totally. when it came down to a "list of candidates" i noticed that too... wait a second
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
just love the idea that people were expecting survivor-style antics and not like, time travel and shit
i might've ever watched Survivor if they started throwing polar bears and mysterious hatches into the mix as soon as ratings dropped off
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
I was talking to this really sweet couple last week who'd never seen Lost. My husband mentioned that I kind of loved it and they were like "isn't it just like Castaway?" When I told them there was time travel and a physics nerd they were like WOAH
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
Having thought a bit more about last week's episode, I have a feeling the season is not about whittling it down to the final candidate at all.
― Matt DC, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
'Lost' gets a letter from George Lucas
Congratulations on pulling off an amazing show. Don't tell anyone ... but when 'Star Wars' first came out, I didn't know where it was going either. The trick is to pretend you've planned the whole thing out in advance. Throw in some father issues and references to other stories -- let's call them homages -- and you've got a series.
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2010/05/lost-gets-a-letter-from-george-lucas.html
― a rush of blood to my member (Future_Perfect), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
Given the direction that George Lucas eventually took Star Wars, that's definitely damning with faint praise there.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
lol seriously
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
HAAAA
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
have faith, keep your head down, and it'll all come out incredibly shitty and disappointing in the end
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
apparently my six year old cousin just discovered star wars and is obsessed
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
he tells everyone he wants to chop two of his fingers off so he can have three fingers like yoda
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
Biiiiiiiig lol at that George Lucas letter!
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
love how Lucas is trying to be all self-deprecating with "I was just making shit up and throwing in a bunch of cliches" and everyone is all yeah we know dude
― couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver' (some dude), Monday, 17 May 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
but in star wars, besides the "i'm your father" reveal, we knew who the bad guys were within 10 minutes of the first film. we still don't know who is bad in lost.
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)
what i meant was, besides that surprise of darth being luke's father, there was not much left to be figured out by the audience
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
location of endor
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
What is this Force? Where does it come from? Who put the Jedi in charge? Have they been kidnapping all these younglings with high levels of midichlorians? How do they find them and how come they didn't find Walt Anakin when he was younger? Isn't the Empire right to attempt to free the galaxy from the control of these unelected self-appointed minders?
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, the big reveal to the lingering question that hung over the original series, of why all the main characters' midichlorians levels were so high, was pretty astonishing, especially after all taht time
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
Stormtrooper food drops
― JimD, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
I would also like to know why Chewbacca was so high all the time
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
that wasn't bacca he was chewing
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
I guess this makes Lost the telvision counterpart to the Phantom Menace trilogy, bad writing and all.
― random non sequitur (KMS), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
I'm trying to figure out which season of lost corresponds with which star wars movie, but I don't think this analogy really works
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
Figure out which one was the holiday special first.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
think we pretty much did all we could with that george lucas quote.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
I want a LOST holiday special
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
It's all over but the rising crane shot with 'noooooooooooooooooo'
― Felix Frankfurter, Man Of Justice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
Yesterday, out of the blue, I thought "A week from now Lost will all be over." And just now I remembered thinking about having that thought yesterday. Just my own little batch of flashbacks and flashforwards.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
is Desmond going to have to go into the magic cave? will he become a white smokemonster? that would prob suck
i'll be cheering on Team Alpert when they re-appear
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
am wondering if "previously on lost" will include any scenes of last weeks crapfest
― bee en u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
I read that Lost ratings dropped from what was a 10 (at the start) to a 7 (at the halfway point), last week. If that's true, ike 3+ million people just turned that shit off or switched to something else. If they bring it up in the first two minutes, shit might get gnarly.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
should show a clip from southpark where george lucas is raping indiana jones
― bee en u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
SUPER BRAN
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
SUPER BRAM
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
bologna sandwich
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
Lost writers should look up the definition of the word "ashes"
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)
Ben on some heel-turn shit.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
So is the immortal Richard dead, or?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
did Sawyer refer to flocke as "Flocke" in this episode? or was if just "if locke..."
also, flocke promising the island to ben and then saying he'll blow it up was dumb shit.
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
If Richard comes shambling out of the jungle with his head caved in and turned 180˚, all is forgiven.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
haha i didn't think about that but yeah
if Richard is dead, man he and Sayid got swift and unceremonious dispatches. i'm so used to long string-drenched death scenes that these quick ones feel very odd and unreal. pretty good entertaining episode, though, feeling much better about the finale than I was a couple hours ago.
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
p sure smokey can't kill richard
― dmr, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)
hit him in the throat tonight while in smoke-mode just like he did early in the season in locke-mode, betting on richard still being alive. and miles, running in the jungle. and lapidus, he could still be alive too!
series finale's last five minutes are going to be beardy jack from the season 3/4 finale driving away from his meeting with kate to find a not-bearded jack shouting "we have to go back, jack!" right??
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
decent episode, "average" was refreshing after last week. biggest wtf was the voice-over preview of the finale where the narrator sounded like that midget woman from poltergeist.
― bee en u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)
I was thinking Helena Bonham Carter -- totally stupid and weird.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
LMAO @ the Poltergeist dwarf!!! I thought the exact same thing. Terrifying.
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
tbh, I'm more interested in the cast reunion/chat on Jimmy Kimmel after the finale than in the actual finale at this point.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
i can't wait for the goodbye tweets played during the finale courtesy of verizon!!!!
― Bastards of Young Dro, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
midget woman from poltergeist
Run to the light, baby. Mommy is in the light.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
you know, with the island life light and all
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
the preview including aaron and the blast door map is some wishful thinking on the preview creator's part.
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 10:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
ya the thing is about this season tho is that sayid is still around in the alternate reality... so it's not like the audience is saying goodbye to him yet
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
^true.
who couldn't love alt-Desmond, Master of All Destinies tonight?
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/42/thereisalightthatmustne.jpg
b/c someone else would've
― Bastards of Young Dro, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
AWESOME EP
very interesting moments: Hurley asking Des about Ana Lucia and him saying "she's not ready yet", Jacob admitting that he was a fuckup, a clear line leading to all the 815'ers at the party in the alt. I'm kinda impressed that going into the finale I have no idea what is going to happen, but it seems clear that something will.
loved Desmond's beatdown of Ben, Ana Lucia's 30-second corrupt cop cameo, Zoe getting her throat slit. Ben had a ton of good lines also.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
Oh god when Miles walked over Alex's grave I thought there was gonna be some "she says she always loved you Ben!!!!" stuff.
Sad that Widmore and Ben didn't get to do some more arguing.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
ya i guess i'll always be sad we didn't see the great ben-widmore war play out more... but good to see bad ben back.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
totally thought voice over girl was joanna newsom tbh
― Clay, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
so who let Desmond out? what was the stupid deal with Widmore whispering the big Desmond secret to Locke only to have him go "o ya he's a failsafe" 10 mins later?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
I thought I heard jack refer to Locke as Flocke in this episode. I ever rewound it, and it still sounded like flocke.
― Jacob Sanders, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
i liked the explanation for why the candidates were chosen. it explained why there were so many criminals on the plane.
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
the "it's just a line of chalk" line was pretty good too
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
I think my favourite aspect of the 'candidates' thing is the implication of how many others have come before and these were just a bunch of guys who fit the bill.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
... but good to see bad ben back.
naw, smokey's getting played (tho scheming ben, good or bad, is infinitely better than mopey wet-blanket ben)
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:20 (fifteen years ago)
It was pretty satisfying that when Jacob finally agreed to tell the Losties why he picked them, the answer was that they were a bunch of losers.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)
I totally expected Ben to die last night, after that happy ending they gave him in the alt. But it's cool he's getting one last chance to pull one over on Smokey. My guess is that he'll try to learn Flocke's plan and then transmit it to Miles on the walkie.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)
I figure Ben is going to end up being the one to kill Smokey, possibly while also sacrificing himself. It just makes sense that he'd be the one to kill both Jacob and MiB.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
Ben's motivation is weird now. I guess Flocke can just kill Ben whenever so would tell him his 'plan'. Bit disappointed that Widmore's (and presumably Alpert's?) deaths were so quick.
We are actually getting answers but they're dripping out in this way that makes you wonder why you ever cared at times, but still enjoyed this fairly fast-moving ep.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
Funny that Pickett once said "Shephard wasn't even on Jacob's list" and that Mikhail told Kate, Sayid, and Locke that their being flawed was why they were NOT on the list.
I guess these were different lists, though. Did any of the Others ever actually communicate with Jacob in 2004?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
I thought it was a foregone conclusion that there were a lot of different lists, too many conflicts and inconsistencies between them even before now.
Zoe was the one woah that was quick death I really enjoyed. Does this mean the talk of her being all over the finale was probably bull?
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
She could always show up at the Daniel Faraday concert.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
opening act
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
better be a climactic symphonic rendition of "You All Everybody"
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
omg totes
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
"Let's Get Geophysical"
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
the whole flawed thing didn't make any sense at all
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
but OK
surprise surprise Jack forgot to ask how the fuck the lighthouse worked
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
hey he doesn't have lostpedia to consult like we do, you want him to write cribnotes on his hand for all the shit he could ask Jacob whenever he finally runs into him?
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
my first q would be like, dude, what are my new powers
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
maybe jacob can fly!
funny to think back to mikhail and the dharma guy building the geodesic dome model and everyone else confidently doing their jobs in an organisation and being ruthless and killing people and confidently risking or sacrificing their own lives towards some secret about which they didn't actually know anything or had been lied to by someone who had probably been lied to by someone who had probably etc but maybe all of them thought they were telling the truth or it was like chinese whispers or like there secret was zero
so there's a light at the centre of the island that makes people into monsters. there a massive electromagnetic source too unrelated to the light or jacob didn't know there was any relation until the man in black had something metal when they were playing board games. the button (remember there was a button on a computer that people were pressing) released the electromagnetic energy so it wouldn't build up and make the sky purple and the wee counter show some hieroglyphics. so dharma made that computer after digging down to the magnetism and then shitting themselves and concreting it in wonder why they were digging down before they ended up shitting themselves
then jacob decided to make a hundred lists just of people names including one list all over the ceiling of a hard-to-get-to cave in case he forgot wonder where he got the chalk from
looking forward to the finale
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 19, 2010 9:56 AM (4 minutes ago)
He can teleport anywhere in the world to touch potential candidates!
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
random question: were losties for or against mr. eko? I wasn't in the loop back then. (re:underused interesting characters.)
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
nice work conrad
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
stuff i would like explained
1) Christian's body and how MIB went about using it (e.g. finding the coffin and burying the original corpse so Jack wouldn't find it? or perhaps Jacob did this)2) How Jacob was able to leave the island (it would be cool to see him prevent MIB from using the wheel somehow only to start using it himself - or maybe he just took his own sub)3) How Jacob first identified and learned about his candidates (googling 'loser' via his Lighthouse coconut internet telescope?)4) Why Jack's cut is happening5) Who did the smokemonster carving in the Temple - was it Smokey himself or the temple-builders, having encountered Smokey in some way (an earlier version of Smokey, caused by the same light cave)6) The CABIN ffs why was Jacob using it, why he stopped, who broke the ash
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
2) How Jacob was able to leave the island (it would be cool to see him prevent MIB from using the wheel somehow only to start using it himself - or maybe he just took his own sub)
im telling u he can fly
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
the airline finding Christian's coffin in the flash sideways seemed like an indication that they're gonna come back to that in some big way in the finale (and tbh i probably wouldn't even be thinking about Christian's body right now if they hadn't drawn attention to it last night).
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
there are no answers to any of those questions, there is a light, the candidates are flawed, desmond is a failsafe. those are your answers.
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
the airline didn't find jack's body, that was desmond prank calling LOL
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
something that occurred to me last night: tell me if i'm forgetting something, but MIB in his human form stopped aging at 40ish when he went into the water/became smokey/etc. but why did Jacob stop aging at that moment too? was there something in that episode that signified Jacob becoming immortal or acquiring all his powers when MIB 'died' or when their mom died or something?
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit forgot that it was Desmond
jacob stopped aging at that time to show solidarity for his bro that he screwed over
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob's fake mom never really aged, did she? I mean, they made no attempt to make Allison Janney look any older?
― I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:44 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
didnt jacob drink the magic drink that moms gave him
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
that specifically gave him powers?
he was a kid then
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
when Jacob drank the wine that's probably when he stopped ageing. too bad they couldn't give some of that to Walt right?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
Why did Flocke tell Ben that his new plan was to blow up the island? Didn't he JUST tell Ben that he could have the island after Flocke left?
― schwantz, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
i think because Ben didn't really believe Flocke and accepts he has to comply with Flocke's requests to stay alive for the moment. and Flocke can just tell Ben stuff believing he can't stop him.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
i am such a man of faith right now
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
has there been any indication exactly why Des woke up and started running around taking care of business in the alt reality?
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
I guess there was the Charlie encounter. Guess something snapped after that?
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond is Fry after 1000 cups of coffee - awesome
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
I love how Desmond beating the crap out of Ben is what made Ben remember the Island -- I guess he's taken enough beatings there for it to jog his memory.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that was done pretty well.
i do like how Locke getting his legs back is like a threshold for him in both timelines. I just hope we don't get some lame "the real Locke is fighting back to retake his body!"
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
that wd be cool
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
i totally forgot how awesome that episode was
― a rush of blood to my member (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
im really starting to think that the whole "rules" thing and "powers" on the island is going to turn out to be something along the lines of "IF U BELIEVE, IT COME TRUE CUZ THE ISLAND IS MAGIC!"
― a rush of blood to my member (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
to be fair it's always been like that
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/gs9os.jpg
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
i can't wait for the goodbye tweets played during the finale courtesy of verizon!!!!― Bastards of Young Dro, Wednesday, May 19, 2010 4:12 AM (12 hours ago)
― Bastards of Young Dro, Wednesday, May 19, 2010 4:12 AM (12 hours ago)
yeah if these are done as some sort of crawler at the bottom of the screen somebody at ABC needs to die
― Fantasy Suites aren't (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
must... troll.. that.. feed...
― a rush of blood to my member (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
don't... feed... the... troll...
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
i wish every episode this year had been like this.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
ya kinda wish this ep had happened like, 10 eps ago
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
i mean, sittin' around the campfire with friggin' jacob. so satisfying after all this time...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
decent ep imo
― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
Hey guys, we are on the last episode and we still don't know how the two timelines relate.
Kinda weird.
But yeah, good episode.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://io9.com/5541237/lost-the-14-casting-tapes-that-started-it-all
Matthew Fox auditioning for the role of Sawyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG6XJcOZQr0
― I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
I hope that smokey makes it to the light coming out of the middle of the island, is about to go into it, and then Desmond pops out and beats the shit out of him.
― mh, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
What if (and this actually has some past story facts working against it, mind you) Desmond in the alt.timeline is actually Smokey? The island was destroyed, because he got off it and is now bringing everyone together at this concert to kill them once and for all?
Things you'd have to ignore for this to be true, though: Charlie is the one who convinced alt.Desmond that there's a parallel timeline and where is the real Desmond?
Still, that would be a pretty badass ending.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
sweet
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
OK, what if alt-Desmond doesn't remember just what has already happened to Desmond that we have seen, but remembers all the shit that is yet to happen? So he somehow stops smokey by altering our Desmond's actions to keep him from succeeding.
― mh, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
the people in the alt timeline who found their constants definitely see all that happened in the original timeline -- like sun remembering that locke was evil, which didn't happen until 3 years after the plane crash.
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot about the whole constant angle. If Daniel and Desmond are constant twins, who is everyone else's? Maybe Desmond is everyone's constant?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
think the beating he was remembering was on the pier when he appeared to shoot penny?
wow jack's a bad actor
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, May 19, 2010 1:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i'd hoped that the flash sideways would be resolved or at least explained around the halfway point of the season, but when that didn't happen it seemed obvious that they were gonna save that for the finale
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
xposts aggghhh the constant thing was one of the biggest piles of BS they've had and if they specifically bring that back then aagghhh
I'll allow them (just) to continue using their intense moments of wuv thing to explain how they see into the other timeline but even that is shitty enough.
fucking constants and light and magic potions and magic mirrors and magic swimming pools, how do they work? it's turning into LOTR elves and pixie crap. I wanted more sinister doctors and injections and time travel and long cons dammit!
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
and underground secret stations and one-eyed russians and Sun properly teaming up with Widmore to go round kicking ass
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
miles: woah...I kinda get wonky around dead stuff because it seemed like a good idea a couple of years ago and although it did help move the plot on a couple of times ultimately it led nowhere and is dumb but so's a lot of stuff eh :S
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
Did anyone catch what was the secret latin blessing jacob + octomom uses to turn the water to grail fluid?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
the camera also panned across a Jack & son family photo that may or may not have had the mysterious mother in it, anybody got an avi version they can check?
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
xpost seemed important think they're gonna come back to that in some big way in the finale
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think the photo was just Jack, Christian, and David.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
anybody got an avi version they can check?
I do (& did) - the third person in the photo is just boring old drunk grandpa.
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
regarding constants..... they've gone with people they love now. daniel's constant wasn't des. it probably only affects people who were on the island, too. juliet's "it worked" seems to be a red herring as original timeline peeps can't see the alt timeline.
daniel -> charlottedes -> pennysun -> jinhurley <-> libbybernard -> rosejack -> nobody (he's bleeding out)
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
xpost it was just Jack, Christian and David but tbh i think we know who the mother is
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, it's Carol Vessey from Stuckeyville.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
nikki?
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
smoke monster will ARISE through the cut in Jack's neck.
The constant thing was just to do with keeping your head together while time travelling or something, wasn't it? Maybe Jack does have a super-love, his ex-wife. I can't figure how the person I had down as David's mum fits into the alt, though...
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sad that Widmore got killed, I was really starting to enjoy him.
― mh, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
I never really 'got' Widmore, he didn't seem to live up to the position the show put him in and up against Ben could never really come off especially ruthless or interesting
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
The Shadow of the Statue people, the Temple people, and Widmore's crew were all pure cannon fodder and nothing more. Kinda lame.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
didn't seem to live up to the position the show put him in
true of many many characters
― andrew m., Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
Probably just an allegory for religions all over the world missing the point. xp
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
at least Widmore hired a few people that became memorable characters, those other groups were total flashes in the pan. it's been like 10 episodes since Dogen and I can already barely remember him.
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
at least Widmore hired a few people that became memorable characters
i guess. i mean, in the sense that when Smocke killed Zoe I was like, oh thank god
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
what was dogen up to mad wee guy
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
Widmore also hired Naomi, Daniel, Miles, Lapidus, Charlotte, and Keamy...so the Widmore contingent wins on the memorable characters quotient.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
probably very satisfying for ben to shoot widmore, but maybe ben was trying to stop him from telling smokey secrets, then to cover, he's all, "BTW I hate this guy's GUTS"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think ben might be conning smokey tbh
― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
also, locke's "i like the feel of ground on my feet" explanation seems fishy. maybe there's a vulnerability in smoke mode he's hiding?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
Best thing about this episode was the return of the totally untrustworthy, creepy, morally ambiguous lying dick Ben rather than the gimpy emo Ben we've seen all series.
Still, he's probably going to get to shack up with Rousseau in the alt, so I hope he's happy.
No idea where this last episode is going at all, but I love that Desmond is at the centre. That concert is going to be fun.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
odds on there being a scene where someone is performing some piece of music while we repeatedly cut to some kind of intense action-y thing coming to a head in sync w/the music
― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
1:1
What exciting thing is going to happen at the museum, I wonder.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
Ben conning Smokey seems kinda like a retread of what Sawyer just did a few episodes ago
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
chances are ben will be about as successful as sawyer, though, right?
funny that widmore assumes that ben will definitely want to destroy the island (i assume that's why he didn't want Ben to hear it - unless there's more to that secret whisper, which I doubt)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
At least the producers let Mira Furlan be pretty. She was made to look facking horrible as crazy island Rousseau back in the earlier seasons.
― random non sequitur (KMS), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
What Sawyer just did a few episodes ago was: get played like a bitch
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
true, especially considering how faux-gritty gorgeous most of the other island chix get to look (xpost)
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
I still fear the worst re: Aaron being worked into the finale/overall story.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
Like, Claire's going into labor at the concert, right?
What if she names it Jacob.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
What if she doesn't name him at all? And his swaddling blanket is BLACK?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
oh god the horror of that vision, I hadn't thought about Finale Baby
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
did you picture a great plume of smoke shooting out of Claire's birth canal to neckpunch Jack?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
And taken to the hospital in Widmore's HELICOPTER?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
:((((((((
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://j.imagehost.org/0400/LOST_Mario_Galaxy.jpg
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
Claire's birth canal
MAH VAHJOINAH
― mh, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
― gbx, Wednesday, May 19, 2010 5:12 PM (53 minutes ago)
ugh, this fills me with dread
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
taken to the hospital in Widmore's HELICOPTER?
Piloted by Lapidus, no doubt.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
AUGH
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
You guys, I might just not watch the finale and work hard to never hear anything about it. There's no way it will be satisfying.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
the seinfeld finale was pretty satisfying in retrospect. the malcolm in the middle finale was very 'lost'-esque.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
tbf, Seinfeld was much easier to wrap up than Lost. I liked it at the time, and I like it even more now. The thing I've started to realize about Lost is that I like all the things about the show that I've cooked up on my own, and almost nothing that the creators actually explain or intend.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)
ok what is your satisfactory finale cookup?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
Ideally, the MiB gets off the island and the parallel timeline turns out to be reality, proving that Jacob was just a manipulative goon who was killed with good reason. Or at least something partially along those lines.
As for what will actually happen, I have no idea. But every time the show actually offers a resolution, it sucks. I don't know why they would change their M.O. now.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
it ends with everyone in the alt line together and conscious of the unalt one and being like "OK yeaaah let's go to island and FIX this thing" the end
― conrad, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
In the season premiere, the island had been destroyed...if Smokey/Flocke/MiB is successful, the parallel timeline should become reality. The only wrench in the machine is what Smokey actually turns out to be. I'm hoping all the claims about him being pure evil are misdirection (i.e. things cooked up by Jacob to justify his own actions). Nothing Smokey has done has run counter to behavior of one person trying to escape captivity. Jacob, on the other hand, changes his story and his motivation all the damn time.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
There's an interesting writing problem with what Smokey would do once he got out. Would he just bum around, or run for office or what?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
hope the concert includes a wanky version of 'all along the watchtower'
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe Smokey was Desmond the whole time.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
i think there was a smokey sound at 1 point when we cut to alt desmond
wonder if what he is doing in alt world is the failsafe
if jacob's task was keeping smokey away from the ever-giving light... was that it?
and how?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, i think des working in the alt world is the failsafe
― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
But the failsafe from what? Jacob's plan or Smokey's?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
i find it hard to believe that the candidates were chosen simply because they were "flawed" and not because jacob knew they would somehow travel to the past and change all this shit on the island
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
Now that Jack is the new Jacob, Hurley, Sawyer & Kate are no longer candidates, right? Which means MIB can kill them (or doesn't need to.)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
it's not like their flaws were partic unusual/distinctive
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
Are Keamy and Christian the only characters of note who are dead in both timelines? I don't think it means much, but I'm just trying to keep track.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
Frédéric Chopin's Fantaisie-Impromptu in C-sharp minor, Op. posth. 66 will be played at the concert. Faraday's concert.
― Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
xp also Mikhail
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
Mikhail, R.I.P.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
It's probably too much to hope now that the Aquahotties will play a pivotal role in the alt timeline.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
I think "Aquahotties" may be ILX's greatest contribution to the Lost lexicon.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)
still love "Wet Walt"
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Remember that blog that was all "Hurley is the key, he's the only one who's not really flawed" or w/ev? I was kinda hoping he'd turn out to be the candidate that volunteers for the island job. Or at least that there'd be some discussion other than Jack's "yeah I'll do it" "ok".
Maybe this was some Lost promo after all:http://islandreefjob.com.au/about-the-best-job/
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
betting that jack volunteering is a red herring---I mean, doesn't that resolve one of the bigger mysteries pretty hastily and without much fanfare? no more candidates! now it's just about getting everyone else off alive!
think (hope) that something happens that traps an unwilling candidate (or candidates) as nu Jacob/mib. it'd be more interesting than dumb boring jack being Serious and it'd open up opporunities for sequels (not that that would be good/worthwhile, but I kinda like some open-endedness in my comic books).
― gbx, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
I love the idea that Jack's neck is bleeding in the sideways timeline because he's about to get his throat slashed in the main one, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
job should have gone to hugo. he has the whole zen keeper thing nailed, buddha belly and all.
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
I am going to call serious Jack "Jackob"
― mh, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
xps the way it happened so fast I figured it meant that Jack was obviously NOT really the new Jacob
― dmr, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
the whole "kate your name was crossed out cause you became a mother" was such bullshit
kate your name was crossed out cause you are incapable of doing anything right
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/otterattack.jpg
OTTERS!
― conrad, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
the whole "kate your name was crossed out cause you became a mother" show was is such bullshit
― Hatch, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
yeah
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
sun became a mother and that still hadn't DQd her as a candidate supposedly...
― shorty la forge (rahni), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob is a moron.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
Agree-- too-easy Jack volunteering for Jacobhood + Hurley obtrusively saying 'Just it glad it's not me' = shit will shake out so that it's hurley.
Anyway, I liked this ep. With that much Ben in it, I'm bound to be happy.
Strong evidence that Ben and Rousseau will hook up in the finale-- this somewhat lewd jello mold, did anyone else notice this thing?
http://trueswamp.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dickjellomold1.jpg
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)
OMG PHALLUS JELLO
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
hatch is still mad he got blown up
― shorty la forge (rahni), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
What the fuck? It's still May 19th. How are you guys posting in the future?
― kelpolaris, Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
no way the fuckin SEINFELD finale is being held up here as an example of a good one
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
motherfuckin CLIP SHOW. disgrace.
if lost pulled a clip show on you guys for the last episode the internet would BLOW UP.
A christmas special where the kids look forward to seeing Santa Claus and then the mother and father actually think they see the sleigh flying by at the end of the episode, after the kids go to bed, would be a sweet finale
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
OMG I hope it's a clip show.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
i hope they trot out the dead characters one by one and I will be all like "I remember that guy" LOL
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
A Robin Leach special.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
predicting the whole alt-timeline Oceanic gang is rounded up by Desmond at the concert to sing a "We Are the World"-style rendition of "You All Everybody"
― Bastards of Young Dro, Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
Lion cub held up for adoration.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3yco
― a more happy, spress-free life (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 May 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)
Actually after this I have quite a bit of hope that the finale will actually be really good. I don't actually want every single little mystery solved, that would be lame, I want there to be a big twist and lots of explosions and betrayal. And for Mr Eko to be in it.
Still think that the destruction of the island is the logical endgame whatever happens, and if Smokey is going to try it he's going to fall right into the Widmore/Desmond trap.
Hurley and Desmond are definitely fully aware of everything that's happened in the alt-timeline, so I guess that's where the story ultimately ends? Anyone else notice that Ben had the same facial injuries in both timelines?
If that's Richard dead then it's a dick move. He gets swept off by Smokey and then no one refers to it again. Then again Smokey beat the shit out of Keamy and he still survived so I guess immortal Richard can tough it out.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)
id forgotten that alt-hurley 'got it'
i guess that was one of the better eps
and on some level it's 'impressive' that there is so much to reveal: what the alt-timeline is, and what the consequences of MIB escaping are.
it's not really stated but doesn't jacob actually have *two* roles: keeping MIB on the island, but away from the magical light-emitting stream?
i wish it had been a bit better executed -- just h8 jacob so much.
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/lost_recap_why_they_died.html
this is quite good on the widmore issue
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
I assume in the next episode Jacob will reveal why he let Jin, Sun and Sayid die, as he promised to do?
Also not crossing Sun off the candidate list because she was a mother was a dick move. Or, for that matter, not crossing Jin off the list because he became a father. Lame.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:14 (fifteen years ago)
it's just a line of chalk on a wall in a cave
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)
(I mean, recall that Widmore created an ENTIRE FAKE DECOY AIRPLANE OF CORPSES, alienated his daughter, and so on, to get the island back, and there was that whole "you broke the rules" thing with Ben, right? But now, it's like none of that ever happened.) Nothing that was key in the early seasons — the origins of the Dharma initiative, that devastating death-in-childbirth issue, the themes of rebuilding a diverse society — is even in play.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)
The fact that Widmore's motives are now reduced to "Jacob convinced me to drop everything and kill Smokey." It's not the biggest deal, but it's another factor in the shriveling of everything ambiguous to the framing device of good versus evil. (I mean, recall that Widmore created an ENTIRE FAKE DECOY AIRPLANE OF CORPSES, alienated his daughter, and so on, to get the island back, and there was that whole "you broke the rules" thing with Ben, right? But now, it's like none of that ever happened.
Nah I still think there's a Widmore long-game being played here with the alt-timeline concert at the end of it, whatever happens there I've no idea. It kinda needs Desmond and Widmore to meet up in the past though.
It seems pretty established that whoever's died in the original timeline can live, conscious of what's happened on the island, in the alt. So perhaps they can make us all happy and finally kill Kate on the island.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)
Nothing that was key in the early seasons — the origins of the Dharma initiative
Does that even matter any more? They were idiot scientists experimenting with weird shit the island was doing. They devoted most of last season to it. Aside from whatever happened after the bomb, what more do we really need to know?
that devastating death-in-childbirth issue
Not that interested in this but it'd be good to at least show they care.
the themes of rebuilding a diverse society
Yawn.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)
also, i thought smokey said he could only leave if he had all the candidates with him? i've forgotten. but evidently that was a lie, because he caused their deaths and destroyed the submarine.
n e ways, jacob's death* made it possible for him to do what he wanted to do.
did he really just want to destroy the island all along?
*it's got to the point where we just allow ghosts to exist in the lostverse
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)
Fuck this show's shitty ending.
There's two and a half hours left to play and they usually throw a massive curveball right at the end of each series. There's no way we know all they're going to let us know, it's not just going to be "oooh good vs evil, Jack loves Kate" until the end.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:26 (fifteen years ago)
He told the candidates that they had to be with him, but that was just to get them all in one place so they could be easily killed. No candidates means no trouble leaving the island/destroying the island (or whatever his plans are).
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
hes the smoke monster. he's indestructible. why not just kill them!?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:28 (fifteen years ago)
He's been there for a thousand years. He's probably tired.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:29 (fifteen years ago)
It kinda needs Desmond and Widmore to meet up in the past though.
he works for widmore.
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
I mean 1977 or before.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)
that could happen
it'd be a good pre-creds sequence
too much to get head round
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:04 (fifteen years ago)
This doesn't make any sense to me. Jacob convinced Widmore to "drop everything" (his quest to regain control of the island) so that he could...come back to the island? Wouldn't Jacob showing up and saying "I need you" be Widmore's wet dream? Now he doesn't have to go to all sorts of trouble to find the island again because Jacob removed his exile status. If this show has been about anything at all it's been about redemption.
The thing that bothered me about the Widmore scene was that his motives were kept ambiguous all season for the sake of ambiguity. There was the clue early on when Jacob told Hurley that someone was coming to the island and he needed to help them find it--and then Widmore showed up a bit later--but it would have been more satisfying if we'd seen Jacob visiting Widmore like he did with Ilana.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:24 (fifteen years ago)
I mean Widmore was never battling against Jacob or anything. Ben & the Others vs. Widmore was more like a holy war, with two sects fighting it out over doctrine and shit while an uninterested god sat on the sidelines.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)
yeah ::INAUDIBLE WHISPERING:: was a pretty shameless device even by Lost's standards.
― some dude, Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)
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i still feel this way, too, they usually save some pretty interesting stuff for the season finale and had to have for this one in particular. i'm still optimistic that they had one amazing episode ready for a while and just ended up filling time with a lot of the rest of the season to set it up.
― some dude, Thursday, 20 May 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)
Also Widmore knows where things are going in the alt-timeline as well, and as far as we know there's no Jacob there. Unless it's Desmond.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
Actually it might be Eloise who's the driving force in the alt, I'm just assuming they're a double-act.
Eloise certainly knows but i don't think Widmore's showed much inside knowledge so far
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 20 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
Even alt-Eloise would have known all about Jack, Sayid and the hydrogen bomb though. That might be where the reveal's coming from.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)
but "Luckily he had already told me what I needed to know!"
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
googling 'loser' via his Lighthouse coconut internet telescope
(This was not given nearly enough credit for being hilarious)
― Becky Facelift, Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)
i agree
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
my biggest problem is not that they aren't answering fundamental "old" questions about the show. my problem is that the story they are telling does not make any sense whatsoever--especially the motivations of any of the surrounding main players of the story (apart from the candidates, who have been unwitting idiots for six seasons).
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
kept thinking the finale was on tuesday, idiot me. apparently SkyOne might be showing it v early Monday morning in the UK??
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the only way to defeat smokey is to be completely nonsensical in your actions and motivations
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 20 May 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
it's like some kind of idiot-savant thing (minus the savant part, possibly)
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 20 May 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
In the UK, Sky1 will simulcast the Lost finale with the US at 5am on Monday morning!:
http://sky1.sky.com/lost-sky1-to-simulcast-the-lost-finale-in-the-uk
― Becky Facelift, Thursday, 20 May 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
he can't kill em, they can only kill each other
if Sawyer hadn't pulled the wires on the submarine bomb Jack would have been "right" and the bomb would have fizzled like in Jack's scene with Alpert
I think
― dmr, Thursday, 20 May 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
so the finale starts at 7/6c. Do we have any idea when the finale proper is going to start? I assume there's going to be at least one hour of "series recap" with commentary from the cast and crew before the new stuff starts?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 20 May 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know, tbh. Immediately following the episode, Jimmy Kimmel is hosting an aftershow with all the cast, creators, etc. and those alternate endings. I'm assuming it's an all night thing (like, from 7 to 11).
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
I live in the ol' CST, and this is how it goes:
6-8 - Recap show8-10:30 - Finale10:30-11:05 - Local News11:05-12:05 - Kimmel
― winnebago taco, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
Do any brooklyn ppl know somewhere to watch the finale other than Knitting Factory BK? It seems no one we know actually has TV channels and everyone's been on Hulu this whole time.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
I'm having the same problem, although I'm on the West Coast so should be able to get it by the time it would be shown here. Maybe. Considering whether to invite myself over to a non-Lost-watcher's house for the evening and make them watch it or whether that's too rude and I'd rather just watch it on my own with my o/h.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
btw link to Vozzek, not read yet:http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2010/05/things-i-noticed-what-they-died-for-by.html
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
ty
― rahni, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
Things I noticed: Widmore pours himself a glass of water then Ben asks "Water you doing here".
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
"Lettuce begin this important piece of exposition"
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
xp HA! Me, too! I thought I just had water on the brain (er) because I was thinking, "How does the plumbing still work? Is it a good idea to drink water from those pipes? How dusty is that glass? How ironic if Widmore lives this long only to die of girardia!" and must have imagined it.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
Also it takes Zoe all of 40 seconds to get to the outriggers and radio Widmore, who tells her to 'get back as soon as you can'. Then after she gets back they spend about 5 mins talking about walkie talkies.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
Ben shooting Widmore should really result in Ben dying/sacrificing himself too
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
Ditto for Ben killing Jacob, really.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
thought this ep was okay, relatively at least.
anyone else seeing locke walking again in the alt having some monumental "he can let go" smokey is destroyed significance in the real one? feels like the kind of dumb shit they'll do.
there are so many cringeworthy lines of dialogue now it's hardly worth mentioning except to point out how lazy the writing has got. eg jacob explains the entire reason he brought them all to the island in 2/3 mins...and sawyer says "why did your mistake have to bring me to this goddamn rock?"
it's like a videogame where one character is like "stubborn angry dude" another is "sensitive love interest" etc, and after big weighty dialogues they each chip in with one liners.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
what's he supposed to say? "I'ma gonna kill you, smokles. But first, I gotta listen to more Iggy and cry some more"
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
actually, maybe Sawyer ought to have asked Jacob to clear up the rules re: Smokey killing the candidates directly instead of asking Jack, but that would prompt the story to give up some info the writers don't want to reveal yet?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
they will never discuss anything regarding the rules
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
he could have asked him about a zillion questions.
can't believe we're basically not going to find out in any way whatsoever what smoke monster is.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
not that I'm thrilled about the light or the Smokey origin story as is, but I don't really know what else you were expecting. something super literal or hard-sciencey like it's the smoke from some burning body come to life or a Wizard of Oz style illusion/smokescreen (no pun intended)? I mean we can bitch about the cheesy 'magic' explanations but what non-mystical backstory for a giant smoke monster could there be?
― some dude, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
The ticking clock noises suggest biomechanical alien.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
something at all is all i was expecting, like what is he or why does he do what he does, it's not even clear why he kills people or why he would be evil
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
remember he got put in a black blanket just after he was born
― conrad, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
and he cried a lot more than his twin brother -- i know from experience that if a baby cries it's usually evil
― some dude, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
they should have had tiny black and white cowboy hats for the babies
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
I mean we can bitch about the cheesy 'magic' explanations but what non-mystical backstory for a giant smoke monster could there be?
Did they show the smoke monster last season in the 1950s time where Daniel got shot? Alternative Smokey origin could have been weirdy quantum physicist being killed by his own mother during a time travel experiment, explaining the island's daddy issues and the shock twist being that Smokey hasn't been around as long as the island has been and was caused by the Losties' own doing.
Of course this season's Alpert episode shows Smokey killing dudes during the Black Rock time, but whatevs. Stupid alternative theory it took me two minutes to come up with and I like it more than the golden gloryhole from last week.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
you'd think it'd be hard to do worse than the writers. you'd think so.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theackattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2my4611.png
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
xp They had six years vs my two minutes.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
"Alternative Smokey origin could have been weirdy quantum physicist being killed by his own mother during a time travel experiment"You're gonna have to explain how this leads to Smokey.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
Time travel, I guess.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
One of my favourite smokey moments is when he got Richard Alpert then the next scene showed Fake Locke walking out from behind a house, probably straightening his shirt or something, just like when Superman turns back into Clark Kent.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
this is LOST, no one has to explain anything ever xxpost
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
I get the feeling they're withholding any transformation scenes until the finale because there's something vital revealed by them, not that they are too tasteful to show it, because man this show is not ashamed about flaunting bad CG at you!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
smokey's creation could have easily been linked to the electromagnetism. duhr.
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
they did link it, didn't they?the light thing that made smokey is the same thing that desmond has to press the button to keep from exploding, but it didn't kill him when it did explode because he's immune to it (and therefore immune to smokey? but not so immune that he can't get shoved down wells)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I actually spent about 30 seconds thinking about how when he transforms back into Flocke he's still carrying objects and figured Smokey just did a kind of loop and finished back where he was when he downed weapons to transform.
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
well i'm guessing the way to "kill" smokey is to get him into something like that mega magnet chamber desmond got trapped in?
― gbx, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
why does he do what he does, it's not even clear why he kills people
because if he doesn't kill them he can't leave
― dmr, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
If Smokey can assume the form of a human body, couldn't he also assume the form of clothes, knives, backpacks, etc. that go along with one? Not really much to think about here.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
he's "stuck" in that form, apparently. So he needs a smoke-satchell the carry the rest of his non-form junk. He probably is getting dressed behind those houses!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/907/907859/favorite-stabby-mcstab-victims-20080904032915977-000.jpg
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
I'm just saying he assumes the form of the figure completely. He was wearing MiB's rag clothes, even though MiB's corpse was still clothed.
Although, now that I think about it, Locke was wearing a full suit in the coffin, but Smokey is dressed like "island" Locke. So who the fuck knows.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
There was no explanation for why the Oceanic 6 had to bring Dead Locke back to island when they returned, was there?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
Just that they all had to make the trip together.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
body had to be on the island for MIB to take it's form, just like with jack's dad.
― Aerosol, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
So was it Smokey or Jacob working through Eloise that brought them back?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
Probably Smokey, given how Jacob is all, "if you don't want to be candidate, that's cool and all, I'll just get some more losers up in this crib."
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
Okay, so now it really doesn't make sense. Smokey brought them all back, including dead Locke, so he could kill Jacob and then kill all of them so he can leave? Why didn't Smokey just con someone in the others camp or even Rose or Bernard?
Smokey: Kill this guy and you'll be left alone forever.Rose: Alright.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
ya didnt smokey basically manipulate everyone via ben
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
i was gonna say that but didn't smokey say something about locke's body being conveniently on the island etc, as if he had nothing to do with it.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
There's no credible way they can explain a big cloud of angry black smoke that kills people. There never has been. From the second it appeared it was obvious this was going to be mystical bollocks from then on in, I can't believe people are only just getting annoyed about it now.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
^YES!
― Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
So why is Smokey stuck in that form now? Because Jacob's finally dead? That doesn't make sense, if all it takes to replace Jacob is drinking to magical creek water.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
"mystical bollocks" can be done right
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
epic fail here
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
yeah exactly...nobody's looking for exact science, it's not even "mystical bollocks", they haven't actually even tried to explain anything whatsoever, they said "he went into a cave and came out a smoke monster that then wanted to kill everyone"
ffs raise your standards
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
the stuff with him taking over locke's body etc was quite cool, as was all the smokey stuff up until this series, hence the disappointment. if it was bound to be shit it'd have been shit the instant he was introduced. you'd swear any non scientifically logical storyline in history was by nature bound to be as shit as "he went into a cave and came out as some smoke that kills people"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
"he went into a cave and came out a smoke monster that then wanted to kill everyone"
im ok with this
but i would have liked to know more, espesh about what the consequences are of it escaping
and why jacob chose these six people in particular, how he was able to know who to touch
and some other things
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
billions of other things...they had four seasons and knew when the show was ending and they pissed half it against the wall making up bullshit WAU moments that never actually led anywhere or made any sense and ultimately all contradicted each other. this generated excitement but they've conclusively failed to prove they ever had any fucking idea of or plan for most of the main plotlines of the entire six seasons.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
But... THE SKELETONS!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
DO U SEE?
yeah that whole "the skeletons will prove we always knew where we were going", lol@that. the skeletons whose identity we can decide at any point will prove we always knew where we were going.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
haha i'd love to see you guys rip shit apart at bible study.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
I used to do that before I stopped going to church altogether.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
the bible isn't supposed to be entertainment, is it?
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
I guess not, but parts of it are about as narratively sound as Lost.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)
Complaining about bad writing is a totally different thing to going 'OMG I can't believe we're never going to get an explanation for this" when there's a whole episode to go and it's one of the biggest mysteries in the whole thing.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
which mystery are we talking about?
― cutty, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
The food drops. Stay with us!!!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
What Smokey is, was my assumption.
At least wait until the series is over before complaining they've dicked us over for answers.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
all will be explained in the books
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H6XCT469L._SS500_.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
"parts of it are about as narratively sound as Lost."
Lost very smartly waits till last season for the origin story. Bible fucks it up in season one. Also, Bible never explains where the Others come from.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
Admittedly virtually every answer we've been given so far this year has been k-lame but you never know, we might get lucky against all logic.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
I think that the Bible holds together way better narratively than Lost, and the writers probably were paid a lot worse too.
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
there are lots of different versions of the bible
it's all in our hands what 'lost' is
maybe we should begin to decide which scenes from lost are actually 'canon'
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
probably would read Lost graphic novel - for better dialogue
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
don't tell me what I can't BIFF!
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob and his twin brother, Esau...
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q2yEqm5sL._AA300_.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
xpost it was bible Jacob who had to wrestle an angel in order to lead some ppl across a river right?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
I bet they could drown the smoke monster
― Dan I., Friday, 21 May 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
seems he came out of water tho. maybe he has to be chucked back into the same cave (sure why not).
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he goes back into the cave and animals eat rope
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 21 May 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
for ref
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 21 May 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
If MIB is actually the good one, then it could be an inversion of the bible scenario: an angel has to fight Jacob to get across the water.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, this doesn't wash. Killing Jacob hinged on getting access to him in the first place, which no one except Richard had managed to do. Smokey needed to first convince the Others that Locke was their future leader, and then pose as Locke in order to get Ben anywhere near Jacob in the first place.
I actually think the Locke story is proof they had worked out at least a significant proportion of it.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 May 2010 09:45 (fifteen years ago)
tbrr i've forgotten too much at this point. i don't remember any of this business about smokey fooling the others that locke was their future leader!
kinda doubt that they knew what smokey was when the show began. wonder at what point they decided.
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Friday, 21 May 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
The Hurley situation has started bugging me. Jacob was like "you were all flawed before you came here"...but what was Hurley's problem? He was nuts, because he was driven nuts by bad luck, bad luck that followed on from his lottery win, a win he got using JACOB'S NUMBERS. So he was only screwed up because Jacob screwed him up - why wouldn't he go "dude, wait..." at the campfire?? On the one hand they keep saying "we want to keep it character driven", but then they completely forget the motivations and histories of individual characters.
Hurley should also have said something like "hey, those six numbers you sent to fuck me up with also turned out to be the numbers of the last six candidates, and you knew those numbers ages ago, so why did you even bring everyone else here?".
Sure, this could be explained by something like "the island made the numbers, not jacob", but then we're in "the island brings people in, not jacob" territory, which kinda contradicts what jacob's been saying.
― JimD, Friday, 21 May 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
i guess - you could argue that Hurley had unresolved daddy/self-esteem/psychological issues before he hit the jackpot. what lead to him being in santa rosa originally was feeling responsible for killing two people by via a collapsed deck accident
also "across the sea" made it clear that the island is drawing people to it regardless of whatever the protector does or wants
― Nhex, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:04 (fifteen years ago)
i don't remember any of this business about smokey fooling the others that locke was their future leader
It's a convoluted self-fulfilling prophecy which involves Smokey, Locke and Richard. It falls down a bit when you consider how it possibly started in the first place, like virtually all time travel fiction does, and where the hell the compass came from. This bit of the last thread outlines it quite well.
kinda doubt that they knew what smokey was when the show began. wonder at what point they decided
Yeah I'd go with this, I think I preferred it when everyone thought Smokey was just a security system. I think maybe their ideas changed midway through S3 or 4?
Yeah I think at some point next episode either Sawyer or Hurley is going to twig this. Mostly their lives in the alt-timeline are much better. Jacob's been a massive dick to all of them.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:07 (fifteen years ago)
..but what was Hurley's problem? He was nuts, because he was driven nuts by bad luck, bad luck that followed on from his lottery win, a win he got using JACOB'S NUMBERS.
IIRC Hurley first heard those numbers when he was already in a mental hospital, so he had some problems pre-Jacob.
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)
The Numbers were first featured prominently in the Season 1 episode "Numbers" as the winning lottery numbers that made Hurley a multi-millionaire. He first heard them from Leonard at the Santa Rosa Mental Health Institute, who originally heard them with Sam Toomey on a radio transmission when they were stationed at a listening post in the Pacific with the Navy.
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
― JimD, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:14 (fifteen years ago)
The thing I found funny about Jacob crossing Kate off because she became a mommy is that he obv. didn't care about Aaron being "raised by another."
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
it would be funny if they just completely forgot about Claire on the island in the finale, just like the characters have.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2010 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^btw this is why i think she might end up being the new MiB
jack/claire are SIBLINGS and one is BORING AND GOOD and the other is CRAZY AND BAD BUT W/LEGIT GRUDGE
― gbx, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)
good one
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)
true indeed
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Friday, 21 May 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)
As far as I can tell, Claire has been a 100% pointless presence this series. Can't blame them for forgetting about her.
Xpost oh god Claire turning into Smokey would just about be the lamest thing ever. I wouldn't be able to take her seriously as a threat even if she turned into a billowing cloud of black smoke and smashed me repatedly against a tree.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
there must be a reason they haven't killed her yet
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)
omg u guys its totally gonna happen
― gbx, Friday, 21 May 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)
srsly, it's a great call
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Friday, 21 May 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)
I hope Claire kills Kate & angry Jack throws her down the light river.
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe the final shot will be Jacob and original MIB sitting on the yacht, drinking cocktails with umbrellas in them, while sailing away from the island and going "suckers", as Jack and Claire fight with each other for all eternity.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
forgot about the numbers
― conrad, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:14 (fifteen years ago)
There's a chance Sawyer will become the new Jacob or MIB--given that like the two of them he took revenge on the person responsible for his mother's death. (Though likely there was never any point to all the father-killing/mother-avenging stuff other than thematic business.)
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
woah so many posts
that episode was decent
- i'm glad they killed widmore because i never cared about the ben vs widmore fighting for control of the island storyline but i can understand how the people who did would be seriously pissed about this- it doesn't make sense that jacob brought everyone to the island because they were flawed. plenty of the ppl brought to the island are no more flawed than yr average person. - i personally wish they had stayed with the time loop stuff to wrap up the show rather than introducing the jacob/mib plot for the final season but i understand its not my show and everyone has their own opinion on this- glad to see ben back on form (what a waste this season!) serves as a reminder that actually this show has been held together by a very small number of excellent characters (ben,locke,desmond.....?) amongst a whole load of useless characters (+actors)
i absolutely agree that they have a huge curveball planned for the final episode. if they don't i will be severely disappointed. thinking back to the older mysteries of the show does make me angry but it was still entertaining. i would have more sympathy with the writers had this series not been so bad basically.
could juliet be the mysterious mother of jack's son? we haven't seen her in the alt yet right?
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 21 May 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
maybe alt-clairemonster is sneaking into alt-jack's bedroom at night and cutting his neck
― pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 21 May 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
hearing her voice over breakfast would be enough to make my neck start bleeding
― conrad, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
MOY BAGEL
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
gbx is going to be right and I'm going to have wasted six years of my life.
― JimD, Friday, 21 May 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
not gonna happen. they have to bring claire's dead body back to the island first and why the hell would mib want to be claire in the first place
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 21 May 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
If the final scene is a split-screen of Claire holding up Jack's severed head to the camera in both realities then wasting the last 6 years of our lives will have been worth it.
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
transgendered MIB
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
MOI VAGOINAH!
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
I guess once the series ends, this development could herald the rise of Lost-themed slash fiction.
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
"jack/claire are SIBLINGS and one is BORING AND GOOD and the other is CRAZY AND BAD BUT W/LEGIT GRUDGE"
And then there's the music box their father gave them, with its small mirror reflecting their faces...
― Marco Damiani, Friday, 21 May 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
i thought he just went to the mental hospital to spend time with the patients out of charity
― ma/y/aoi (Future_Perfect), Friday, 21 May 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
that's in the alt timeline
― dmr, Friday, 21 May 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
Don't think we were talking about MIB taking over Claire's body like he did Locke, but Claire actually becoming the new Smokey after Smokey dies--you know, getting tossed into the light river like MIB was.
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
As long as Finale Baby is not the total centerpiece of sunday night, everything else is gravy afaik.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
hoping we get a little http://theweightinggame.ivillage.com/dietfitness/DANCING_BABY.gif... remember, the finale does take place at a concert
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, sorry...I can't remember...is there a possibility that this is a DRIVESHAFT concert?
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
Someone please remind me that Charlie died (again) or that Driveshaft broke up or something
I'm pretty sure the concert is the Daniel Faraday Classical 'n' Rock FusionPalooza.
― Becky Facelift, Friday, 21 May 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
Eloise Hawking has long been my least fave character, incidentally, and I'm bummed she's likely to be all over the finale.
― Becky Facelift, Friday, 21 May 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah jesus 'he has this notion of combining classical composition with the modern rock band' fuck I had blocked that out of my memory but it's gonna happen and it's gonna be painful. Unless Giacchino writes the whole thing.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
haha totally. that is like, the worst idea for music ever.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
imagine a full hour of the finale is just that
Didn't Charlie cancel the Driveshaft/Faraday concert? And anyway it would've been days ago, before Locke gets hit by a car, operated on, recovers, etc.
I think the concert is Jack's son's recital, probably at P Chang's museum benefit. That gets almost everyone together:
Jack and Claire (and Jack's ex wife - Juliet?)Desmond/Hurley/Kate/Sayid crashingMiles and Sawyer attendingCharlotte works at the museum, right?
I don't know about Jin and Sun though.
― Ari (whenuweremine), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah you might be right... we might have dodged that bullet.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
'he has this notion of combining classical composition with the modern rock band'
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Mvp_7h5J47c/R-LHSBh6Y6I/AAAAAAAAAEU/ypqBiaMTpVE/s320/Yngwie_Malmsteen_-_Fire___Ice-%5BFront%5D.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
LOL. But then what if it turned out to be some awesome RIO/Magma thing?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
what if it's on some mr holland's opus
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
guh-BARF and all too likely
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
I think the concert is Jack's son's recital
Shit, yeah, you must be right. Does that mean we have to see "Dogen" again? I get angry when I start to think of how much time was spent this season with people lounging around that goddamned temple hot tubbin' and contemplating baseballs.
― Becky Facelift, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
Who else is possibly going to pop up in last-second cameos at this concert? Mr. Eko as a sheet music page turner? Frogurt conducting in tails?
― Becky Facelift, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Classical = jack's sonRock = driveshaft
Somehow I think there is going to be an unholy combination of the two into one concert.
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
could be Emerson, Lake and Palmer too, who knows
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
I hope Young Smokey & Tokin' Jokers show up
http://jforbes24.com/Terry-O%27Quinn.jpg
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
he has this notion of combining classical composition with the modern rock band
Not to derail too much, but wasn't that the driving force behind a lot of (admittedly bad) progressive rock?
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.farmiciarestaurant.com/
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7pi2v28KCmI/SrPTIAXX5UI/AAAAAAAAChY/enDjw1aywj8/s400/FRONT.jpg
― President Keyes, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
he has this notion of combining modern rock composition with the classical band
http://i7.tinypic.com/6bc5spe.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 21 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
Absolute horrorYou cannot liveYou cannot die
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziThYl6B2vw
― schwantz, Friday, 21 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Within the context of MUSIC PERFORMED BY CHARACTERS IN A TV SERIES it's the worst idea ever. IRL, it's resulted in some of my fave music ever.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, so Muse is performing in the finale?
― jaymc, Friday, 21 May 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
y they are covering Dracula Mountain!!!!!!!!
― gbx, Friday, 21 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/nN5DP.jpg
― James Mitchell, Friday, 21 May 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Thursday, May 20, 2010 1:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Bell House is having a viewing party in their front bar
― dmr, Friday, 21 May 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah Knitting Factory is sold out, I saw that about Bell House but I hope there might be something closer to W'burg where we live. We are working on a bar up the street trying to get them to show it...
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
the finale is a concert featuring a shitty cover of all along the watchtower, mib is a cylon skin job and I take my $5
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 21 May 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
And Kate suddenly disappears into thin air in the middle of a conversation with Jack. See she was an ainjil the whole time!!!!
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
6 seasons too late
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah Knitting Factory is sold out
lol really? I didn't know it was even a ticketed thing, thought it was a more informal "show up and watch LOST in the bar" kinda deal
― dmr, Friday, 21 May 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it was ever an issue before but the finale is a diff ball game I guess. Frying Pan also has a sold-out event.
Just remembered my friend is bartender at Harefield I wonder if they'd do it on the QT.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
I just watched the watchtower ep of bsg a couple weeks (last I could bear). i have never heard such a shitty rendition of the song.
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
WIDMORE SHOULD'VE DIED FROM AN HEART ATTACK
i thought it was in all Alan Dale's contracts.
There better be a SHED load about Hurley in the finale.
Wasn't the key that Des turned that destroyed the hatch also described as a failsafe? I'm wondering if the old theory about THAT failsafe splosion and jughead being linked is coming back. Now that Penny's sort of been written to the edges of the story, they can have Des throw himself into some central sacrificial act too. bonus heroics.
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 May 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
If Claire is to inherit Smokey's position as the new embodiment of pure EVIL, does this mean she will turn back into Goth Claire?
hoping the Faraday concert goes a little like this, w/ alt-Losties waking up to *reality* through the power of Driveshaft & joining the performance on stage, each contributing in a way that is indicative of their personality & status w/in the group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2KIxMQro-w
― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
lostpedia sez the finale will be 105 minutes of show, 45 minutes of commercials.
― abanana, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds about right. A few minutes better than I was expecting, actually.
― winnebago taco, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
that is wild
― conrad, Saturday, 22 May 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
Standard hour is 44 minutes of show, 16 minutes of commercials, so we're getting two extra minutes per hour.
For wonks, that's 30% ads in the finale vs 27% ads in a standard hour, or about a 10% bump.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Friday, May 21, 2010 5:52 PM
suggest daddy's
― tehresa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
god i can't believe its all over today/tomorrow
no-one i know has sky tv so i'm having some friends over tomorrow evening to watch it. im not going on the internet all day :S
― pollos da don (tpp), Sunday, 23 May 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20100202/lost-twitter-and-the-tragedy-of-the-commons-a-semi-modest-proposal/
People are getting hilarious about post-airing spoilers. "I have to give my dog a bath Sunday night, but still will feel compelled to read tweets Twitter all day Monday. Could you please shut down the entire internet for two days so I can watch this on Hulu Tuesday night? Thanks."
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
Twitter
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
the only way my Lost fanatic brother and his wife would miss the finale is if they were having a baby when it was airing -- they came close, but she gave birth on Friday and they're coming home from the hospital today.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Sunday, 23 May 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
They've got some work ahead of them--trying to catch the baby up on 6 seasons of Lost before the finale.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
People are getting hilarious about post-airing spoilers. "I have to give my dog a bath Sunday night, but still will feel compelled to read tweets Twitter all day Monday. Could you please shut down the entire internet for two days so I can watch this on Hulu Tuesday night?
People who do this drive me crazy. Sometimes I miss something I want to watch, so I just stay off of the internet if I don't want to see spoilers. Simple. The people who bitch because they are watching it much later has massive entitlement issues.
What's even worse are people who complain about spoilers for movies that have been out for many years because they haven't seen them yet.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 23 May 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
"It's like at the end of the Sixth Sense when you find out Bruce Willis is already dead."
"Dude! You suck. I was planning to watch that movie in 2014!"
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
― President Keyes, Sunday, May 23, 2010 10:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
god twitter turns people into suuuuuuuch morons
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Sunday, 23 May 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
Guys it's TONIGHT!!
In all seriousnessness I would like to thank everyone on these threads because you've made Lost-viewing 100 times more fun than it would be on my own, going WTF at the tv.
one more time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0O9NVCVMwo
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
this is something to live for.
― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
uh I didn't want to post that on your thread but yeah I was kinda thinking it :)
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
RIP lost thread
― cutty, Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
goodbye Lost thread!
― Nhex, Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
Very sad to see it go. Haven't posted around here until very recently, but I have lurked (and sometimes posted) in these threads for five full years, at this point. Crazy.
― winnebago taco, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
There has got to be a way to watch it tonight without having to go to bed at 11:30, right?
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
UK ppl are watching it at 5am tomorrow!
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I;m wondering when it's going to be actually t0rr3nt4bl3.
― BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
ph34r it's going to be super-embargoed -- the last episode didn't hit the w3bs until after it aired, I think.
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
watching s2 episodes right now - man the bit where Swayer refers to Eko as 'Shaft' with Michael standing right there with him in the tiger pit *shakes head*
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
ppl overseas/without cable and not wanting to wait for torrent might want to check out veetle.com or justin.tv - very very very likely someone will be streaming it live.
― balls, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
i used the 'The Damned & Lost' channel on Justin a few times. The Damned as in the video game.
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
This must be what the Superbowl feels like for people who dig that sort of thing.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
Any more info other than what was upthread on how long it'll be and how much of it will be ads?
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
i don't get why it's on at 5am in the UK
surely the US is only like 4-5 hours ahead yeah?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
Takes a couple of hours to send Desmond across the ocean with the tapes.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
I'm actually pretty amazed that the show is going to be on 4.5 hours and I have no idea what's going to happen. I figured with all the supposed leaks I'd have been spoiled by now.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
Think I'm just gonna have to wear hheadphones at work all day tomorrow
― tehresa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
five hours behind actually
maybe ir can't start until the U.S. broadcast is over? 11:30 pm in N.Y. = 4:30 am in London
― dmr, Sunday, 23 May 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
good point
― mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe the last ep is tonight! wish the season had been better overall but I'm still pretty psyched
― dmr, Sunday, 23 May 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
So the real final episode doesn't start till 9 in the us right? before that its two hours of clip show and commercials?
― dsb, Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
correct
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
all these threads....wow what a long time of my life with so many changes.
maybe sawyer is the horse tho, seriously.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
uuuugh, is this going to be 2 hours of lost actors s'ing their own d's?
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://im2.ebidst.com/upload_big/3/1/3/1256387252-27471-0.jpg
― President Keyes, Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
we're ALL Kate's horse...
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe we're only hours away from finding out why that bird said hurley's name
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
uff da
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
These review/preview shows are so painful!
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
They make me feel so stupid for liking this show.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
the whole episode is going to be an orchestral strings montage
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
is abc fucking up the audio or is it just my cable?
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
I'm streaming online and it's fine
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
i've got a bad feeling about this!
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
The marching music! I've missed it!
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
oh god no
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
Magic memory vagina!
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
That was a remarkably fast birth, especially considering she gave birth to a three-month-old.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
My local ABC station's feed is completely fubared, so much so that they've said they're going to re-air next Saturday. Uh, yeah.
― I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-abc.html
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
Omfg I decided to watch the show as it airs and now, just now, the ABC signal totally crapped out and we can't get it back. Unless Jeff sits there and holds the antenna. Which he is doing. Hahaha.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
lolol
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
OK so far Finale Babby and prog-rock extravaganza have not been too much.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
We almost got a bitchin Jack death. That would have been too cool, though.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
DId at any point I say that Hurley was the new Alpert? I was thinking it.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
did i miss a scene where ben got out from under that tree?
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
Cleveland ABC affiliate taking a fucking beating on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#search?q=%40wews
― I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
OK that was pretty touching but let's get everyone 'awake'...
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
Actually Jack is the only one left 'asleep' now isn't he?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
Shit, I just looked away from the screen for a sec and missed something. What made sawyer say "that ain't good"?
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
Umm I think it was just the plane starting to take off, which they have now flagged down?
I'm streaming online so there might be a lag.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
It was a big hunk of cliff falling off on the other island.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
Anyway, knew it would end up being Hurley.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
Also, lol 'enos'.
come on white cloud!
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.augustgames.com/VKR/BARF.GIF
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
Well... at least they answered the Vincent question!
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
Uh
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
^
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
Treacle.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
what a shit finale. nothing answered and the x timeline was pointless
― abanana, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
sucks for Michael and Walt that they didn't make it into heaven
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
also LOL at Richard Alpert, a dude from ancient times who has presumably never been in a plane, settling in comfortably, leaning back and closing his eyes for takeoff
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
really, lost? seriously? so lame.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
didn't sayid travel the globe for his beloved. who wasn't shannon. the heart wants what the heart wants.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
B-/C+ nothing really imaginative, but i feared a bigger fuck-up mess.
I wonder if baby aaron had a flashback to the island where he was a baby.
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
if it wasn't on the island and recalled in an oversaturated clip, apparently it didn't matter.
like half of that draggy finale was seriously a clip show.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
wait, can we spoil here? i forget.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
as my wife asked, if they "created a world to find each other" or whatever, why were their lives so different? why not create a world where everyone was already with the people they were supposed to be with?
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
so in heaven/purgatory, why is the island underwater? really pointless nonsense.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
Best idea for an alternate ending:
RT @KenPlume "So, as Jack lifts off in the helicopter at the end, Hurley has written him a message in rocks on the beach below... "Dude""
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
of course you can spoil, if anyone who hasn't seen it yet clicks on the thread it's their fault
― cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
that's why they were all dead
― cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)
Poor Ben, right back to being a miserable suckwad. I had so much hope for Ben awesomeness after the previous episode.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)
Man, I'm so glad that wasn't a weird deus ex machina.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha, the local ABC affiliate is showing "Living Single" instead of Kimmel. It's an episode that has the guy who played Michael in it, so I thought it was a big elaborate Kimmel sketch at first.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
Christian never did enough through six seasons of the show to earn the right to be the big REVEAL character.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking Ben earned that right.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone call heaven? as a prediction. i don't remember. i hate heaven. gives me the heebie jeebies.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
Sometimes you gotta create an alternate dimension so you can just hug shit out y'know
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
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^called it
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
My highlight is still the point in the clip show where Evangeline Lilly has a sunburn and keeps saying "aboot." Darn Canadians.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)
Biggest problem here is that penny was never on the plane or on the island so why the fuck is she in the church
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
Because Jack met her once? Uh...
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
Also, it's not really heaven w/o Aquahotties.
xpost Because she looked for the island for years
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
GARBAGE
― gbx, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
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that's the one thing i have no problem with, coming back to that at the end. Christian walking around the island was literally one of the very first mysteries or unusual things that ever happened on the show and he was around for tons of important moments, made a certain sense. now, what he was revealing...
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
Poor Michael and Walt.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)
i'm guessing michael and walt weren't in the alternate dimension/heaven party, because they weren't on the island when the h-bomb blew up.
― Creeztophair, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
this actually would've worked for me fine as a season finale, if there was a season 7 in the fall featuring Hurley & Ben's Fantasy Island and a promise to actually resolve some of the show's original mysteries.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)
the christian reveal was fine, altho they should never have bothered with the whole purgatory shit. and why did his coffin disappear? and if their most important memories were with the people on the island, why didn't the plane crash? etc etc
― abanana, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)
Michael and Walt weren't there because one of them is 6 years older than he's supposed to be and one of them bitched to the press about the way his character was written off, no need to formulate any explanation within the show.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)
they swore that the island wasn't heaven/purgatory back in season 1 so they had to create an alt timeline to be heaven/purgatory
cuz that's totally different
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)
The more I think about Christian being the intersect, the more sense it makes. So now I'm okay with it.
But yeah, that heaven/purgatory thing was a blatant bait and switch.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
was hoping for a little MiB to show in Ben
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
I thought when Jack's body washed up on that rock, he was playing the role of MiB... or that maybe he always was MiB... but whatever.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
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Definitely thinking these dudes stepped into a car Keyser Soze-style a few hours ago and will never show their faces in public again.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
also, people died! mikhail and keamy. you can't have a heaven/purgatory where people die. like how boone dying proved the island wasn't purgatory, remember?
― abanana, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
the alt was really just an extended exercise in fan fiction.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
I don't necessarily mind what they did with the sideways reality, but I do mind that they took half the final season to do it, seeing as in the end it turns out to have absolutely no bearing on anything unfolding on the island. Like, you could have done this whole 'afterlife as departure lounge where people let go of their shit' with the characters of any show, it didn't play into the weave of the show at all.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
All this season it's seemed like when everyone in the alt 'awoke' to their relationships to one another there would be some alchemical reaction with events on the island, but instead... yeah.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
also what was the point of jack not dying in the pit, but instead washing out only to die like 3 minutes later?
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
PS I'm not gonna front like I didn't cry, I did.
I think the point of that was just that they decided years ago that the final scene would be Jack dying while on the ground of the island looking up a la the pilot opening scene but figured out most of the stuff in between while breaking this season.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)
they pushed a few emotional buttons in this very well, banked heavily on people giving into their feelings for the characters and turning off their brains.
end party in heaven and alt-timeline were different places/times, right?
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
oh man dude crying at the beginning of kimmel is never gonna hear the end of it.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
lol i cried too :`(
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, tbh, I was way more intrigued by the island's mythology for the whole season (or really that last few seasons) than I was the individual crash survivors. They did do a good job of making me remember there was a time I cared about them at all.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Jon Lewis OTM about everything, including the crying.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
i wondered about this, too.
― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
My ABC station is pushing Kimmel back a half hour. Dopes!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
I actually held it together until Vincent laid down with Jack. I said, "Vincent's going to feast on Jack's corpse" and then I bawled.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
hate this fucking show
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
not as bad as battlestar but for christs sake
almost turned the damn thing off when christian was like "youre dead too" or whatever idiot thing he said
I wonder how much they even tried in the writers' room to tie together shit and pick up previous plot strands, or if they just came up with the flash-sideways-heavon thing a while ago and just got all excited about going whole hog with it, damn the consequences
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
crying is fine, but this was a closeup of some unsuspecting audience member right at the start of the show. his friends will youtube i'm sure.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, Kimmel started :30 late here too. Weird. Love the band going to commercial with "You All Everybody"
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
they insist they don't have the time for answers, because there are more important things, and then it turns out half the season was totally pointless.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
Ok so the one thing I learned from lost is that black men don't get to go to heaven
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
fighting back giggles during the Faradayshaft Rock Experience was probably the most enjoyment i got out of the episode
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
xp Maybe it was Mormon heaven.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
"also what was the point of jack not dying in the pit, but instead washing out only to die like 3 minutes later?"
so they could do the eye thing.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
I appreciate the eye closing thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
"People who believe that they're in purgatory or that they're subjects of an experiment are going to start reassessing those theories based on the fact that we are literally showing you the outside world." From the NTtimes May 25, 2006
― Jacob Sanders, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
Talk about damning with faint praise! But yeah.
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
I'm probably going to wake up tomorrow and be happy about this ending. I'm already coming around to it now.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
So ignoring the whole alt resolution for a moment.
Desmond unplugs cosmic stopper, causing the 'rules' of Jacob/MiB to cease-- so now Jack and Flocke can actually hurt each other. Right? But why does that make Kate now able to kill Flocke with a gun? Did the unplugging cancel out everybody's powers so that Flocke was now just a dude?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
Need a animated gif of Kate's reaction to staring into the magical vagina, was laughing my ass off at that
― alananana (Mr Raif), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
it seemed pretty clear to me that yeah, Flocke lost his invincibility/immortality/etc. why would only Jack be able to hurt him and not Kate?
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
how did hugo die? if he was immortal.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
a highlander killed him
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
He went into that little booth in the fortress of solitude and renounced his powers.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
just dropping by to say this was the dumbest conceivable way to end this: poorly structured, badly acted, abysmally written and lacking in interior or any other kind of logic. just sheer horseshit.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)
I wanted to be sad and to feel those tearful moments, but sadly I didn't. I couldn't stop thinking of how they didn't come thru for me. That most of season 6 and been a let down, and the finale did nothing to remedy that. I'm more sad at the disappointment of Lost that the show being over. For a second I was thinking that Jack would be the new MIB and Hurley the new jacob, which was surprising me and making me happy. But nope everyone's happy and in heaven.
― Jacob Sanders, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
i wasn't really expecting much, i don't think. so, weirdly, i wasn't that disappointed.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^yep. it was about average for this season.
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)
I keep thinking of the writers saying in every interview, "We're making the best show we can"
― Jacob Sanders, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)
god they should have hired me
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
lotsa laughs that jimmy kimmell. see, i'm never up this late and now my new favorite show is Legend Of The Seeker and its only been on for five minutes. its awesome!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
...the alternate timeline where Oceanic 815 didn't crash but landed in LA successfully ACTUALLY is purgatory. Darlton are only on record as denying that Losties pot-crash experience on the island in the original timeline was purgatory.― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 11:55 PM (2 months ago)
― stuffies don't have corn in 'em (KMS), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 11:55 PM (2 months ago)
Heh
― Can I copy and paste someone else's life over mine? (KMS), Monday, 24 May 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
Ugh. Complete shit. Loosely did the math, that's what, 100 hours I've spent watching this shit, and at least another 200 reading about it, and that's all I get? A dude named Christian Shepherd brings everyone (except the black men) to heaven?
I'm not even blaming the show. I'm just angry with myself.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 24 May 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)
annoying. they were obviously more interested in tying up the alternate universe story line than addressing ANY of the core mysteries of of the show. which would be okay except they had two or three years there where they knew they were going to end and maybe could have done a better job keeping a handle on things.
― akm, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)
I'm happy the dog showed up again though, but that was about it. concert was as horrible as could have been imagined.
― akm, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)
That seriously ate my balls.
I don't think that I'm actually mad, just wondering what happened over the last year that made all the stuff I liked about the show not matter to the writers anymore.
― NARTH Gaydar (joygoat), Monday, 24 May 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
what the fuck with the four toed statue? also I guess 'electromagnets' really was the answer to the island thanx ICP
― akm, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
looking forward to the first time an enraged fan slugs one of these writer dudes in public, that was an insult.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
i guess I'm kind of an apologist but really this went off the rails more than heroes did and I got off that bus after season 2 (is it even still on?)
― akm, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)
^ It just got canceled.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)
The writers have ALWAYS had different interests than the fanboys/girls have. If they were successful in any aspect with the finale, it was in bringing me back around to their point of view and making all the other stuff I wanted out of this show seem kind of trivial. I mean, really... what explanations for a lot of the big mythology questions would have actually been satisfying?
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
anything, anything at all.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)
Was the last shot that came after the eye closing the show's way of saying, "Oh by the way: everyone on the plane died"? Is that what happened there?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)
The plane piloted by Lapidus with Sawyer and company, I mean.
with the credits rolling? dunno, impossible to tell, more ambiguity crap. I thought it was the old 815 wreckage but maybe not. I was looking for something, anything in that final shot but didn't see it on first viewing.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
Kate's "I've missed you" to Jack seemed to imply that she had lived on for a while though. But frankly, none of this made much sense.
― Number None, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
this was shit shit shit
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:14 (fifteen years ago)
holy shit this was shit
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
like if they really wanted to do a bullshit "they're in heaven now" thing, they could have done it in ONE episode, not the whole damn season
and like jon said upthread, it had nothing to do with ANYTHING... literally this ending could have been stuck on any show, diff'rent strokes, manimal, third watch, and it would have been just as appropriate
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
this worked as a conclusion for the storylines in S6, but not the whole show. it was like the writers thought "everyone liked it when Desmond and Penny were tearfully reunited, we'll just do that for two and a half hours."
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:18 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, like, I don't want to ride this train too much, but jesus, this was a whoooooole lot of "the pretty white straight people get to make out again! YAAAAY!"
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure you could have watched this episode without seeing most of the show and pretty much understood it, which is do doubt what they intended. The thought of re-watching any of it now is pretty laughable.
― Number None, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)
if they were all going to hang out together again in a slow-mo montage at least make it on the beach or something and not in a fuckin church
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)
not to nit-pick on things they didn't explain, cuz im fine with leaving a lot of mysterious stuff, but what the hell is supposed to be the deal with the whole nuke detonation thing? like, did it do anything or not?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)
is it just supposed to have been a big red herring?
I think that setting off the nuke created heaven?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)
Which is kind of an irresponsible message if you think about it.
― Number None, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:28 (fifteen years ago)
there is more garbage being written on the internet trying to defend this horseshit than any garbage thats ever been written
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:30 (fifteen years ago)
are people actually into this
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
I can hear my neighbor watching this through the walls. She's around the part where the plane is about to take off, and I'm just thinking "god, she is about 10 minutes from being as disappointed as I am right now. I should knock on her door, tell her to quit while she's ahead."
― Clay, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)
Ok so did this show really just devolve into happy endings for everyone? Why bother with making emotionally powerful Juliet/Quon/Locke deaths and then make none of them matter?
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)
haha i think its spelled kwon but i like your spelling a lot more
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)
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I'm looking forward to the last episode - Jack alone in his apartment staring wistfully into the mirror, whispering "Sometimes, I don't know why, I just need you guys... all of you!" and then he sees Ben appear in the mirror who says "You do? Well why didn't you say so!" and then he turns around and all the Flight 815ers and Others and freighties and Vincent and Smoke Monster are there dancing and having a massive party, Sayid doing the robot, Nikki and Paolo high-fiving, everyone being great friends etc etc.If this doesn't happen I will be disappointed.
I think I nailed it.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)
^ that was the ending of Labyrinth btw. The island falling into the sea was reminiscent of Neverending Story. What movie was it from where they say something like "go on in, they're waiting for you" like Christian did there?
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
so basically you have to protect the island from...your evil twin brother who wouldn't have been evil at all if the earlier island protector hadn't been a jackass.
how do you protect it, well don't let your brother...put out the light...by taking out the big stone plug...but if you do that...make sure you put it back in, like, twenty minutes or so...then it'll be fine...
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
also why didn't frogurt get into heaven with them, is it because no one loved him
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:56 (fifteen years ago)
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tbh i had seen minimal amounts of lost but i was watching bits of it tonight just so i could even reasonably attempt to follow all the forthcoming chatter about it, but was this scene(s) as bad and stupid to fans as it looked to me? felt like i was watching some late 90s indiana jones rip off or something
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 07:57 (fifteen years ago)
yeah it looked like they filmed it in the indiana jones ride at disneyland.
the existence and purpose of this big stone plug that has alternately golden light or hellish lava underneath it is...bewildering.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
So is the heaven-in-the-church thing happening years later, after Hurley and Ben have hung out on the island that Jack saved for many years (and maybe handed off to another candidate)... and Lapidus flew a bunch of those guys off the island and they led full lives, then died... and after everyone in the church died?
The island never really sank? Jughead detonating didn't actually do anything (besides lead to Juliet's death)? What were the criteria for ending up in the church at the end? (Obviously there are certain actors they couldn't/didn't want to get, but if Penny was there why couldn't Eko, Nikki & Paolo, Walt, etc. etc. be there?)
There was a lot I didn't get, I think.
― Becky Facelift, Monday, 24 May 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)
why did Frank etc think they could fly off the island without the special bearings? I assumed their appearance in the church meant they didn't make it, which I'd quite like actually.
I was actually really enjoying the first half of this, but then everything on-island became so...casual... sort of off-the-cuff.Whoever said this was a good ending to s6 only, OTM - I feel like that's the end of s6 but now I want to go back to our regularly-scheduled LOST :(
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
Also why did Kate change out of her party dress and into the green silk shirt before ascending?
― Becky Facelift, Monday, 24 May 2010 08:49 (fifteen years ago)
ugh gawker thread of lost apologists is the worst.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)
like i can accept sepinwall's review because it walks the line between "i enjoyed seeing all the characters reunited" and "many of the important plot points weren't satisfactorily addressed." but this bullshit refrain of "you don't DESERVE answers, if you thought you were going to get any answers you were watching the WRONG SHOW" is some stockholm syndrome shit.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
it's unusual in a consensual hereafter to have the viewer get a free view around the world to see stuff not being looked at by the protagonsists.
LIKE THE SUNKEN ISLAND RIGHT AT THE START OF THE SERIES
seems like the bomb + magnetism did = time travel and there's an end to it.
seemed less robbed when ashes to ashes did this ending 2 days ago.
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think so, I interpreted it as this:
So is the heaven-in-the-church thing happening years later, after Hurley and Ben have hung out on the island that Jack saved for many years (and maybe handed off to another candidate)... and Lapidus flew a bunch of those guys off the island and they led full lives, then died
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
the show "ended" on Jack's death but there was a bunch of other stuff we didn't see
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
so yeah why was the island underwater in purgatory again? even two-thirds of the way through the finale I was like "wow this is pretty sappy" but certain scenes were effective, like Charlie/Claire .... but then instead of an actual alternate reality that the h-bomb made possible, the alt timeline is some big metaphysical happy-place they all went to?
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
i'm pretty unimpressed with the howls of THAT NEEDS EXPLAINING. But, and this is a BIG but, you can't show people a mysteriously sunk island and not expect them to expect you are going to explain that. there is just no explanation for that initial 'hey look at this, ooooOOo'
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)
tbh "they set off a bomb and it created an alternate reality" would've been a terrible stupid explanation too, don't know why everyone was so set on that panning out, by comparison i don't mind what they did that much.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
i guess they were deliberately running viewer expectations against themselves 'oho an alternative reality you say, let's play the game of how these worlds are different'. ok, sort of cool. like the way the flashforward switch worked, but hyper.
in the end they're saying, all that tricksiness we played for hours on end, stuff happening for reasons, doesn't matter. it's about tearful reunions, and emotion in the afterlife.
ok. got you.
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)
xpost- would have made more sense than "an h-bomb created heaven" unless we're saying that the bomb didn't do anything, in which case seasons 5 *and* 6 were pointless?
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)
when this ended last night I thought "didn't hate this, could have been worse" but the more I think about it the worse it seems
pretty much agree w/ this --> I don't think that I'm actually mad, just wondering what happened over the last year that made all the stuff I liked about the show not matter to the writers anymore.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
― dmr, Monday, May 24, 2010 7:04 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that's exactly it imo
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, them saying the alt was "the place you all made," I thought it was because of the bomb. who knows
so much of the stuff they actually did show seemed anticlimactic. seriously, that was the smokemonster's death scene? deserved more tbh. (and yeah, to someone's point upthread I think when they turned off the light of the island it turned off his smokey-powers so he was just mortal again and kate could shoot him)
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
i took that in a "heaven is what you make it to be in your mind" kinda thing. why would "the place you all made" be a reference to a small handful of the people present did?
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
a reference to a THING that a small handful etc.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Monday, 24 May 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
took that in a "heaven is what you make it to be in your mind" kinda thing
yeah you're probably right. pretty lame.
and in their mind, the island is underwater
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)
Harold Perrineau and his son don't deserve heaven.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)
The debate about whether this ending or Battlestars is truly the biggest piece of shit begins now (I say this).
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know that this was the best ending this show could've had, but within the context of this season, I think this episode was pretty good and entertaining. Maybe because I was watching it with a bunch of other people, but I laughed quite a bit and teared up nearly every time the sideways characters had an island flash (esp. Sawyer and Juliet). Felt like a satisfying way to send it out -- not because it answered unresolved mysteries or even really made coherent sense, but it reminded me of what I've liked about the show over the last six years.
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
(I don't mean that what I liked about the show was the character relationships rather than the mysteries/mythology, just that the episode had a nice elegiac feel that made me feel fondly about the show in general.)
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
i09 nails it, I think. The ending means that nothing at all mattered, ever, and it never had a story, it was all just stuff that happened.
http://io9.com/5545911/lost-was-the-ultimate-long-con
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
this bullshit refrain of "you don't DESERVE answers, if you thought you were going to get any answers you were watching the WRONG SHOW"
The thing is, the questions that people are raising, at least in this thread, aren't about demanding answers to the island's mysteries. They are about pointing out GIANT PLOT HOLES that any professional writer of fictional entertainment should be able to plug. Or in the case of the Lost writers, not create in the first place. The island being underwater; Lapidus et al flying out without the bearings; if the alt time line happened after the island events, what was up with all of the bleed-over; the a-bomb did what exactly... The Lost writers created a universe with rules and then when they couldn't write themselves out of their narrative dead ends (not even by introducing a bunch of new characters) they just acted like these inconsistencies were MYSTERIES and that any fans who questioned what was going on with the show weren't enjoying the MYSTERIES.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
I watched this in a movie theater last night. Kind of hard to even judge it because the music was so overpowering and the whole audience was weeping.
Glad that the one supposed spoiler I saw turned out to be fake: something about it ending with Jack going off island and touching people like Jacob did.
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
What has pissed me off about the whole last season, however, was the decision to introduce and kill off a bunch of new characters and spend all this time in the fucking heaven/purgatory time line instead of giving the existing characters reasonably satisfying endings to their stories. Widmore getting shot without much fanfare is a good example. Or Sayid going from badass but good-hearted to dead to back from the dead to zombie back to badass but good hearted without there being any examination of exactly why this happened. I guess that technically falls into the "mystery" category of questions I'm not supposed to want to ask, but I know there's a middle ground between full exposition and completely ignoring the fate/motivations of a long-running and much beloved character. There would have been lots of time to really get into what happened to the people we cared about within the frame of the story that we've been enjoying for the past five years if it weren't for the writers deciding to make up an alt-time line that had nothing to do with anything and spending time with Dogen and John Lennon and Tina Fey, etc. etc.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
I kind of wanted to see Walt again, but the fact that he didn't show up in the deadverse probably means he moved on with his life and forget about all those suckers he used to play backgammon with and stuff. He probably became a professional bird-flinger and owned a nice car.
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)
forgot
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
Lapidus et al flying out without the bearings;
I wondered about this, too, but thought maybe it only applied to boats? Did the helicopter carrying the Oceanic 6 use the bearings before it ran out of fuel?
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
And that's especially galling in light of the writers' (I can't call them "Darlton" and I can never remember how to spell the Lindwhateverwhatever guy's last name) constant insistance that it has never been about the MYSTERIES. It has always been about the CHARACTERS. I suspect it's been about these two dudes falling victim to the Peter Principle and getting in way over their heads.
Okay. I'm done ranting. I had really low expectations, too, and in some ways I agree with John that the finale felt appropriately elegiac and that was fine. But from a story-telling point of view, mysteries or no mysteries, the whole last season was just a bunch of hooey.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost Otherwise, I pretty much agree with you 100% about Season 6 as a whole.)
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
hopefully there'll be a couple TV-movie sequels where the Harlem Globetrotters resolve everything
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't Kimmel make a joke about the Harlem Globetrotters last night?
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
I think about 8 million people have made about 8 billion Gilligan's Island jokes over the past 6 years.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, I didn't know that was specific to Gilligan's Island.
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
OK everybody knows Walt got kicked off the island for going through puberty, but did Claire go "crazy" because she got fat?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
i really wish they'd had jacob actually explain why the MIB leaving the island was such a bad thing. that's one "mystery" that felt like total bull. then when MIB unplugs the island he becomes human and pathetically has to run to his boat and get to the plane as fast as he can...and then what? how did he know the pilot would even be there to take him off the island? and what happens when he leaves? does he become a serial killer? so stupid.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
they should have had the island sink. and the losties have to catch and kill MIB in the real world. THAT would have been an awesome finale. (for a minute i actually thought desmond was getting everyone in one place so that they could magically defeat the MIB cuz desmond knew he was coming. and that once they killed him the alt/sideways universe becomes the real universe and everyone lives happily ever after.)
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
that's pretty much what I thought (hoped?) would happen too. Smokey succeeds in the "real" world so Desmond the failsafe has to wind things back in the alt.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the island did sink, I assume it eventually did while hurley was in charge. it would have been nice to have seen this though. saving it for the comic books I suppose.
― akm, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i'm guessing hurley and ben figured out a way to sink it so that hurley could go home and get some more chicken.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
cuz if its underwater they would't have to worry about anyone finding the light.
I know a guy who was on the college humor magazine with me has been a producer-writer for Kimmel, so there ya go. The onerous late '70s references foisted on youth.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
jimmy kimmel is a gen-x 40-something guy. i'm sure harlem globetrotter jokes come easily to him.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
the stoned theory my GF and I arrived at last night: entire show is dying fantasy of immediately post-plane-crash Jack, who's such a high-strung type-A bro that he needs to invent some crazy story spanning multiple dimensions and dozens of characters (starring himself as THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!!!) before he can 'let go' of life
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Sam: [enters a room where Nick is up late watching TV] What's this? Nick: I'm not sure. Sam: What's it about? Nick: I don't know. Sam: Who's that? Nick: I think the guy in the hat did something terrible. Sam Weber: Like what? Nick: You're so analytical! Sometimes you just have to let art... flow... over you.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
here's what sums this show up to me: when jack gave hurley the magic water to drink, ben spontaneously produced a plastic bottle. Out of nowhere. Like he'd been waiting to give him one. And that's dumb. It doesn't follow any internal logic that he'd have a plastic bottle lying around. But whatever.Then Jack bends down to a puddle to get magic water to make him the IMMORTAL ISLAND GUARDIAN. Which is dumb and just showed up and makes no sense within the context of the show.So Jack fills up the magic bottle with magic puddle water. And the puddle is, unsurprisingly, brackish brown and muddy as hell. And Jack comes up with a bottle of PURE CLEAR WATER for Hurley to drink. Why? Because we don't want the audience to be uncomfortable with him drinking brackish water. And that's the only reason. They were writing this nonsense while paying no attention whatsoever to narrative or tying up threads rationally and okay that sucks but I can deal with that. But what I can't deal with is that they were routinely lying, in small ways and big, about what we had just seen happening. That's what folks in the trade call "bad writing".
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
i love how the creators and writers will blame the audience somehow for not embracing their finale
― cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
― scott seward, Monday, May 24, 2010 10:03 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this would have been so rad--some jurassic park 3 type shit
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
my hope was that they would go TRUE meta and have Jack's dad explain that he was on a television show and that all the people on the island with him were actors and they had to go to the wrap party.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
Not the wrap party, the Kimmel show. Have the final scene just seamlessly live edit into that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2010/05/500x_picture_7_05.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
there is SOOOOOOOOO much they could have done!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
The entire six years was just a plot for everyone to at last get to appear on a late night show for their big break.
It seems a better explanation of all the random elements that were thrown in along the way that were never explained. I like it.
Not going to lie, though -- the Juliet and Sawyer reunion made me tear up.
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
desmond could have woken everyone up and when they look around they see that the man in black has laid waste to half the planet! and that the man in black has clouded their minds and made them live in a dream world/universe. but now they are ready to get revenge! so sad...heaven is just so sad.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
I liked this a lot, but I wasn't interested in getting literal answers to specific questions. (Not something D&C conned me into during the finale last night...a position I reached gradually, mostly during the break between the 5th & 6th seasons.)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
BUT...the generally poor writing and acting in S6 did take a lot of the shine off the series as a whole.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
It doesn't follow any internal logic that he'd have a plastic bottle lying around. But whatever.
People who travel by foot around an island in the middle of nowhere don't throw away a plastic bottle when it's empty?
So Jack fills up the magic bottle with magic puddle water. And the puddle is, unsurprisingly, brackish brown and muddy as hell. And Jack comes up with a bottle of PURE CLEAR WATER for Hurley to drink. Why?
Because Jack's magic turned it into clear water?
― trishyb, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
That was basically like the "Seinfeld" finale, but mawkish. Hey, let's bring everyone back then stick them in a room! The difference is that "Seinfeld" had no arch, per se, and embraced anarchy. "Lost" had some semblance of order, which makes the finale feel more like a bait and switch. And also, courtesy Slate, a big riff on C.S.Lewis.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
Also, where the fuck do the Sleestak fit in all of this?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
I like the LA Times Watership Down comparison. Although the precision with which they recreated Jack's famous waking up scene in the final shot reminded me most of the end of Gilmore Girls.
― trishyb, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
I kept hoping a polar bear would just randomly jump out the trees and take down Locke/Smokey. That would have been emotionally AND narratively satisfying.
― Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/lost-finale-executive-producers-reveal-thoughts-finale/story?id=10720042
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
HEY LOOK GUYS A CHUCK E CHEESE
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
"And if we did our jobs right, we hope there was a lot of crying across the country last night, because we like to cry," Lindelof said.
Has anyone summarised this entire thing in a couple of paragraphs yet?
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 24 May 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9TFSrCxStk
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
The finale, or the series?
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
People who travel by foot around an island in the middle of nowhere don't throw away a plastic bottle when it's empty?He produced it on cue!
Because Jack's magic turned it into clear water?Magical Brita Jack explains so much.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
6 seasons building up to the ending, and they give us dime store mysticism and blather about "letting go"? Booooo!
What bothers me most is there is no internal logic to anything Smoke monster was doing. He was the overarching villain from season 1 on, yet they kept on making up all these arbitrary rules about him. Now it turns out he can't leave the island until he turns off the light? But then he becomes mortal and very easy to kill? What if Widmore didn't tell him about Desmond? Would he be stuck on the island forever?
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
He produced it on cue!
He turned around and got it out of his backpack, it didn't just magically appear in his hand.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
I haven't watched a single episode of this
people who've watched it all: is it worth watching in the end?
― iatee, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
iatee: No, but the first (and second) season are really good.
Oh, I thought of something else that annoyed me vis a vis the insistence that "it's all about the characters!" I totally did not believe Kate's sudden decision to "chose Jack." I'm sure that was very satisfying for Jack/Kate shippers out there, but by now, Kate's character was so shallow and annoying that I couldn't figure out any reason why she'd pick Jack over Sawyer or someone else or just living alone. It just seemed like something they stuck in there so that Kate could touch Jack's face in (ugh) purgatory and make him remember some shit enough to trust her to take him to the church.
Also, the idea that it can be all about the characters or all about plot is a false dichotomy. We care about characters because we get to see how they act within the framework of a plot. And we care what happens in a plot because we want to know how it plays out for the characters. So when the writers decided that they should focus on just the characters and ignore questions they raised in their framing of the plot, they are forgetting that we only give a fuck about these assholes because of the situations we've watched them all go through in the last five years. I definitely wouldn't have teared up when Vincent laid down with dying Jack if I'd been watching Jack puttering around his suburban home doing yard work on weekends.
Also also, as far as PLOT HOLES go, not only did Jack magically purify the water that he gave Hurley, unless I missed it, Jack didn't say the magic mumbled invocation first.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
that was how Jacob ran things ;)
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
really, nitpicking internal logic gaps for this is like critiquing the placement of corn kernels in a stranger's bowel movement
iatee: No, but the first (and mostly the second) season are really good.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
I really hated everything about this last season when I think about it.
What I loved about the show was that there seemed to be a huge, convoluted system of some sort in place on the island, how it worked, how some people could get on and off the island and others couldn't, how these different opposing groups came to exist there and what their motivations were. There was more than enough to work with there to have the last season not necessarily explain every minute detail but to at least resolve a lot of the intertwinedness of everything in a satisfactory manner. But instead we got a bunch of new characters and side plots and other things that were all for nothing, and existing plot points were ignored or glossed over to focus on...something, I guess. Whatever that something was is absolutely not interesting to me.
― NARTH Gaydar (joygoat), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
I'm just glad they introduced the whole Temple thing this season. At first I thought that spending multiple episodes on it might be a bit wasteful, but the role that it played in the finale made it all worth it.
…
PSYCH!
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
has any show ever satisfyingly resolved a series long enigma? Cuz the x-files and heroes sure as shit didn't.
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
i thought this was fine but then again i don't really care.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
"This was fine but then again I don't really care" should be slapped on the DVD box.
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
― mh, 24 May 2010 14:59
The series, really- but given that that would be spoiler-tastic i'll settle for the answer Jenny gave iatee above.
I'm still hoping that they get round to season 2 of John Doe, really. There was a show with potential
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5gW6OiFwD2U/RnA6dvgL2tI/AAAAAAAAAZw/9rBv_sRWsRI/s400/annie.jpg
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
back when i scoffed at lost, before i got drawn into it, i was all "this is going to be just as unsatisfying as the x-files, just u wait and see"
i should have listened...
to MYSELF
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
:(
maybe the worst part of this was having my assumption that everyone on the planet hated this episode and the love square and all the awful bullshit in the show as much as i did
turns out that there are a lot of people who thought the ending was--im gagging here--like, SPIRITUAL, and BEAUTIFUL and, christ, MEANINGFUL
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
ya i've been afraid to look up what people on the internet thought of this shit
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
I'm getting really annoyed about what Scott pointed out upthread-- Smokey has to unplug the Indiana Jones Stopper to leave the island, but doing so makes him mortal & just a dude, so WHO THE F CARES if he gets out into the world? Unless the stopper-pulling was a big fatal miscalc on Smokey's part, but it didn't play like it was.
The bomb sort of mattered. It stabilized the timeshifts iirc. That's fine.
And yeah it super bothered me that Jack didn't say the little incantation over the magic bottle of water, or do ANYTHING besides just hand it over to Hurley. He could have at least recited some Hippocrates.
That being said, Hurley ending up the new guardian w/Ben as his Alpert was one of the few things I really dug and I would probably dig some unambitious plot-driven Hugo And Ben Protecting The Magic Island shit with lots of done-in-ones and significant guest actors.
Want to forget the whole alt-purgatory thing as fast as I can, that was seriously one of the biggest blunders i have ever witnessed in serial narrative entertainment.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I guess it did end the plot arc of s5 and kick them from 1977 into the present. but had nothing to do w/ the alt.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
would probably dig some unambitious plot-driven Hugo And Ben Protecting The Magic Island shit
I want to see the series about 400-year-old Alpert adjusting to modern L.A. it's like "Encino Man" with eyeliner
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
Max, do you think that SPIRITUAL and BEAUTIFUL and MEANINGFUL are bad and stupid things to shoot for, or that the Lost producers just failed in their attempt?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not sure that smokey realized that unplugging the magic island light/lava clogger would make him mortal. When he first starting bleeding he looked startled at the sight of his own blood.
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
I think "destroying the island" may have been his fatal act of hubris or something. maybe if he didn't unplug the light he could have escaped.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, May 24, 2010 12:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
imo i don't think those things are bad, but that they failed.
and that a lot of people can get conned into thinking that spiritual automatically = meaningful
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
best episode of the season!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
this whole season has been completely horrible but the finale wasn't that bad, could've been worse
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
xxpost dmr Hmm ok that makes it kind of cool if viewed in that way. I'm down with fatal acts of hubris.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
Not that they did a good job of bringing that across. It was more just chaos. Locke: You were wrong! Jack: You were wrong too!
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
could they have shown this ending after season 4 and cut out all the smokey/jacob shit
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley must have had a pretty peaceful reign as protector of the island, given that the main threat to the island - smokey - was dead!
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
The stained glass with a handful of religious symbols really was the nadir of the episode.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
yeah seriously what did him and ben do for 1000 years
― cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
that's basically what I just told a friend to do who's never seen the show and was like "should I watch?" go up thru s4 and then skip to the finale
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
^ otm which is funny because i liked the little poster of Krsna on the wall and the seated buddhas and whatnot but I guess without the stained glass one person might not have got it what can u do right?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
They should have let Drive Shaft play "You All Everybody" one last time.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
ha I was so relieved they hardly played any of Daniel + Drive Shaft's revolutionary combination of classical music and hard rock
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
Holy shit, that and Christian talking to Jack. It would have been cooler if it was just his funeral, and Jack did a little speech about learning to be a leader interspersed with the footage of him watching the plane fly over.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
So you would think, but you haven't reckoned with the menace of special guest Tim Roth as ruthless oil magnate Silas Badrock!
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S),
Yeah, his only job, really, was to get Desmond home to Penny somehow. I wonder if ABC is going to try to squeeze some more blood out of this turnip by doing a season of Hurley-Ben-Desmond.
xpost hahahaha
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
(already thinking up plot pitches for when IDW scores the Hurley/Ben comics franchise)
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
My version: don't have Christian be alive, Jack's speech is basically "we've had the opportunity to remake our lives, but have the gift of remembering. Now let's live life"
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
anyhoo it wasn't great by any stretch but i'm weirdly and unexpectedly satisfied. jacob fucked up, badly and repeatedly. and the Source of Everything needed a hard reboot, and this was the story of how that happened.
and once it did, none of the rabbinical details around who gets to do what to whom or what bearing Jacob once decreed was required to leave the island or etc etc applied any more. Hugo gets to rewrite the OS, just like the bird told him to.
wish they'd managed to tell this exact story at higher quality (e.g. agreed that the "John Locke Was Right" scene should have resonated, as just one example of thousands), and it's maybe not the story I would have told, but I'm not angry any more.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, but the LOST producers arranged a finite end for their series. That is what makes the generally lazy writing of season 6 pretty unforgiveable. Well, lazy in the context of the rest of the series. Most of s6 had an internal logic unto itself, but it was pretty unsatisfying as a resolution to the series as a whole.
If my girlfriend is still up for watching LOST eventually, I think I'm gonna suggest to her that the s5 finale makes for a better (if more nihilistic) wrap-up.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
So, is there a Twin Peaks style movie needed to tie up loose ends?
― StanM, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I guess they decided to go whole-hog with the Stephen King/The Stand homage and show that they didn't know how to stop the damn thing once they got it rolling downhill.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
i'm weirdly and unexpectedly satisfied
I think "could've been worse" is about as far as I'm willing to go.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
the Twin Peaks movie didn't tie up loose ends!
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, May 24, 2010 12:17 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i think these are awesome things to shoot for! but i think that when you fail, you tend to fail pretty spectacularly
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
snoop dogg's take on the finale is actually pretty good
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Monday, May 24, 2010 11:40 AM (27 seconds ago)
ok, cool -- it just seemed like you were sneering at the idea of even making the attempt -- my bad if I misinterpreted that
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
no, sorry, not at all
― max, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
It bums me out that they didn't have the guts to actually give anyone an unhappy ending.
Sayid ending up with Shannon while Boone hangs out unattended is total bullshit. I mean, clearly Shannon is not the love of Sayid's life. That part was so ugh.
How come John doesn't care about his fiance? How come Ben doesn't want to go to real heaven? I don't get it.
Also, for a show that has spent so much time talking about babies and and fertility, all those plots turned out to be a huge waste of time and energy.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
its tv
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
they just put stuff in there and I watched it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKyjeRodd4
― abanana, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
I definitely think they'll be milking this for an opportunistic movie wrap up in a few years if not sooner.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
Ben not wanting to move on yet was ok with me. I read that as 'dude is so complicated he needs another 100 years in limbo to figure himself out'
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
Still not sure how Ben ended up as a sort-of good guy again at the end after agreeing to help Smokey and shooting Widmore. I guess none of the other Losties knew he shot Widmore so he's just not going to tell anyone and let them assume he was on their side the whole time?
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
"cut out all the smokey/jacob shit"
the smokey/jacob shit was probably the best anti-religious propaganda I've seen on TV, especially when couched in a show that has crazy new age unitarian stained glass windows.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
xp to n/a - ^^another good example of where the claim that it's all about the characters falls really flat.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
x-post And, like, menorahs and Buddhas as shit. But also of course a giant Jesus and a dude named Christian Shepherd that shows them the way to heaven.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
Some of those gawker comments were genuinely lolarious, like Nicholas Sparks mini-novellas.
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
Ben finally got to be special, which is all he ever really wanted. It's pretty sad.
― mh, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I thought they made a really half-hearted effort at saying, "Oh, no, no, no. This isn't a Christian thing. They're not necessarily going to heaven. Didn't you see the yin yang?"
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that was weird - he's holding sawyer at gunpoint and then like 15 minutes later it's all "oh no ben is stuck under a tree branch we have to save him" and then he's a good guy. odd that they ended a character who basically drove the show for 2.5 seasons on such an incoherent note.
― Ari (whenuweremine), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
ya the ecumenical stained glass window was pathetic
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
"This isn't a Christian thing."except for sayid, everyone at the church party are catholics, right? was totally expecting camera to pan to re-frocked Mr. Eko delivering a sermon.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
i thought that window was awesome -- did you miss the polar bear on it?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
so did anyone think, as Smokey lay dying on the rocks and it cut to Locke coming out of surgery in the alt, that Locke was going to be EVIL and kill them all in the alt? I might have actually liked that, too.
I don't think I'm getting enough props here for predicting this ending two years ago, either. (In a way...)
As soon as Christian started talking to Jack I totally predicted that someone would walk through a door into golden light as well (ask my husband).
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
Driveshaft plus Farraday music was god awful. I'd hate the show now just for making me listen to that.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
that might have been the single dumbest idea of the entire series. who the hell wanted to see that? in heaven daniel the scientest is a prog rocker! ???????? in heaven ALL your secret wishes can come true!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
scientist
or mathmetician or whatever
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/05/church.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
mathematician!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
"in heaven daniel the scientest is a prog rocker!"
That wasn't heaven. That was just a place like near heaven.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
I know writing a long TV series with a clear ending in mind must be tough work, but seriously the level of suckitude on display for the last season has been mind-boggling.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
why you hating on faraday when andrew wk does the same thing?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
is it the hat?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
It is definitely the hat.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
guys WTF was up w Boone like bein in on the joke w hurley? when did he get ~spiritualized~
― gbx, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
I totally remembered that Labyrinth post during the church scenes
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
thank you, thank you. Even down to the "they all need you!" talk.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously, first thing my brain went to
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Wagonwheel Pastatarians
― Bangelo, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
I definitely wouldn't have teared up when Vincent laid down with dying Jack if I'd been watching Jack puttering around his suburban home doing yard work on weekends.
At least, not unless something blew up right afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_5ZQW0BCFU
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
giant spaghetti monster swoops into church, eats hurley
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
i'm just gonna say this one more time, my problem with the finale and this season is that they could have done ANYTHING. they had SO MUCH to work with. lots of cool characters and myths and backstories and all kinds of ingedients to make a truly WTF OMG DID YOU SEE THAT FINALE NO WAY I ALMOST DIED!!!! ending to the show. and they chose to go quietly into the night. which is kind of a bummer, even though, like i said, i had low expecations. when i think of how COOL some of the first episodes of some seasons where or some of the season finales were i know that they had it in them to do it. this show, for those who may have forgotten, could be AWESOME at times. this ending was not very awesome. or cool. i kept thinking of that intro with desmond in the hatch getting up and playing music and how mysterious and wild that was. and how much i really did like most of the characters. and wanted to know more about them. man, that seems like a long time ago. this whole year i didn't care what happened to anyone. they were all so dreary. granted we were stuck in limbo with them - a seemingly dreary place - but still, kinda sad overall.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
@polyphonic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmacakra
unless i'm missing something?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
Oh I didn't know that! I just assumed it was related to the show's many wheels.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
thinkin the folks at videogum don't know that either!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
BURP
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
totally forgot desmond waking up in the hatch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
That scene is so much better than anything in the finale.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, remember when this show was awesome?
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
Hurley wants us to remember the good times, you guys.
if the old lost writer thinks that jack having a wee cut on his neck in the first ep of season six is a clue
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
"my problem with the finale and this season is that they could have done ANYTHING."
once they committed to having some sense of conclusion, they have their hands tied. all the previous "awesomeness" was predicated on there being more to come.I can't name a single series that went out guns blazing and simultaneously committing to some semblance of conclusion. are there any?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
whole church bit at the end plus the strings made me really just think:
http://polaroidsofandroids.com/images/news/2007-10-31-november-rain/slash.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
the old and young lost writers saying anything now can only make it shitter
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
a friend posted this on facebook
therefore, the entirety of this sideways universe was not so much for the characters of lost. it was ultimately completely irrelevant... See More to the storyline on the island. what the sideways universe did, was it created an opportunity for the viewers to pause and reflect on the series. the flashes that everyone experienced was not just their characters remembering their time on the island - it was for us to remember the show from its glorious six year run. that little bit in the church was the writers saying goodbye and allowing for us to have that happy time with the characters.what that also does is really affirm everything Darlton said about the nature of the show really being about the characters - they wrapped up the storyline for the island, and maybe that wasn't satisfactory in a lot of ways (I know I had a lot of issues with it). but the point was that the island was really just the background. it was the characters all along who made the show important to us, and the rest was just, in a lot of ways, noise; or rather, a means of telling the story of these characters. so Darlton, with this episode, are saying, "yo dudes, we'll tell you the end to the island, but what matters here is all of the people you've followed the last six years."perfect.
what that also does is really affirm everything Darlton said about the nature of the show really being about the characters - they wrapped up the storyline for the island, and maybe that wasn't satisfactory in a lot of ways (I know I had a lot of issues with it). but the point was that the island was really just the background. it was the characters all along who made the show important to us, and the rest was just, in a lot of ways, noise; or rather, a means of telling the story of these characters. so Darlton, with this episode, are saying, "yo dudes, we'll tell you the end to the island, but what matters here is all of the people you've followed the last six years."
perfect.
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
my god what kool-aid drunk shit!
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
The more stuff that I think about that was brought up for the first time this season and left dangling (or at least unsatisfactorily unresolved), the more chagrined I am. I neither expected nor particularly wanted everything spelled out, but a lot of this shit was just sloppy.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
& again last night was only the second time i'd seen lost, but that defense of the ending makes it seem like the most indefensible cop out of a final episode ever
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
so they never explained how jacob managed to get off the island to go touch everybody at significant moments in their lives. before i thought it was ~magic~, because he was ~like a god~, but it turns out he's just some dude? with no real knowledge or mystic understanding of what he's doing? and he created a bunch of complex rules for controlling the island that don't actually have a basis in fact, so when hurley takes over he can just, like, make up new rules?
also i guess allison janney wasn't the smoke monster, just a really strong woman who can move huge quantities of earth with her bare hands.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
she's not a monster?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
x-post "The Shield" went out guns blazing and in top form. Seven seasons, right? And ended on the perfect note. Eat that, "Lost."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
all i know about jacob is that he was WORST GUARDIAN EVER. he let dharma dudes drill holes into the heart of the island for years. why did he even let those guys ON the island in the first place?
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
jacob made up all these crazy rules because he was an uneducated savage.
― Aerosol, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
he was like that little kid in the twilight zone episode. if he didn't like you you would disappear.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
Also, bullshit to all of the 'it's about the characters' nonsense. The characters have largely become annoying cyphers or lost what was once awesome about them (see: Ben). The show was increasingly plot-centric, to the point of turning most of the characters into little more than cogs in some big Rube Goldberg machine worked by Smokey, Widmore, et al over the last season. I remarked to someone sometime during s6 that I couldn't think of another show which I'd been so invested in and (with only a handful of exceptions) didn't really care what happened to the characters. I don't think the producers were terribly cognizant of their strengths or their weaknesses, which is why we got what we got.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think the producers were terribly cognizant of their strengths or their weaknesses, which is why we got what we got.
That's putting it kindly.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
I think we can all agree that this was SO much better than the wire
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
I'm like grabbing my head in frustration about this "all about the characters" party line. If it's all about the characters, why did Sayid suddenly shift gears from loving Nadia more than anything to loving Shannon more than anything? Given that a hallmark of the entire series was that the characters did all sorts of ridiculous things without asking the kinds of questions that any normal person would ask, therefore making them cyphers motivation-wise and turning them into parodies, it just galls me to no end to hear this "all about the characters" defense.
Especially when I think about stuff like Desmond in the hatch, which was really freaking great.
xp and HIGH FIVE to Deric W. Haircare.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
xpost suggest ban
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
You have to put it in perspective of how crazy the meetings must have been between the writers and producers. Pat "buzzwords" like "it's all about the characters" had to have been things chanted into infinity just to keep the show on the air.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
UGH, The Wire. Why is it so hard to end good TV shows well? Rhetorical question, that.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lost-possibly-still-airing-in-parallel-dimension-d,17485/
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
Wire finale > BSG Finale > Lost finale
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
I'm really reluctant to open this can o' worms, but Ron Moore et al used "it's all about the characters" as their excuse for the Battlestar series finale, too. So not only is it bullshit coming from Cuse and Lindleface, it's also not even original bullshit.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
Sopranos finale >>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other finale
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
except for maybe Twin Peaks
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
'"The Shield" went out guns blazing and in top form.'haven't seen the shield due to wire-fatigue. is it better than the wire? Does chiklis die choking on a hotdog? That was my idea for how to end the wire, but I guess it's more conceptually awesome than in practice.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
never bothered with this show and reading this thread am kinda glad I didn't
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Wire finale was not awesome, but if there was anything in there as egregious as 'lol kara was actually a ainjil' or 'they really in heavan together' I must have been tired and missed it?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not trying to be That Guy, but if anybody is going to spoil the ending of the Wire (we're on episode five, season five!!!) could you put a spoiler alert in front of it?
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Shakey first 2 or 3 seasons are str8 awes
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
Don't worry there's no high-concept one sentence bullshit abt the Wire ending so it is not easily spoiled.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Okay, cool. Thanks!
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
I can't name a single series that went out guns blazing and simultaneously committing to some semblance of conclusion. are there any?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, May 24, 2010 1:53 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
sopranos finale
by refuting the very idea of "conclusion"!
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
i mean that shit went down GUNS BLAZING. what a great way to end the series.
X-post "Shield" finale is some poetic justice that perfectly sums up the gist of the show. One of those "even when you win you lose" sort of deals.
Man, if anything shows like "Lost" are all about characterture. They keep characters around because people like seeing them and the consistent way they act from ep to ep. Which is why the "let's get the gang back together" ending is such a cop out, as if viewers weren't intelligent or invested enough for something more challenging and complex rather than mawkish and sentimental (however effectively).
I mean, back to "The Shield," characters in that show made choices and suffered the consequences. They weren't pawns in a game someone else was playing. They were playing the game.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
this was not as BAAAAAAAAD as battlestar but it was waaaaaaaay LAAAAAAAAAAAAMEr
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
DW Haircare OTM
if only it had been about the characters
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
it makes absolutely no difference anymore, BUT...
re richard making it in the modern day world: not such a big deal. the modern world has come to the island many times over the years, and he's been out in it himself like when he did the buddha objects test thing with young locke. plus didn't he have some hospital/business type role back when they recruited juliet?
― andrew m., Monday, 24 May 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
I just hope Breaking Bad ends up with everybody dead or in jail. If it turns out that Jesse is the eternal guardian of the magic meth lab and Walt is the final cylon, I'm going to start doing meth myself.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
yeah sopranos finale was obv the most boss ending of all time
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
spoiler, but nobody dies choking on a hotdog in the wire. sadly.i think it'd be great and philosophically in keeping with the wire if all the elaborate and intense narratives turned on something as trivial as an overly zealous weener bite.
re:'sopranos finale by refuting the very idea of "conclusion"!'no that's what I mean -- its awesomeness is predicated on there being no resolution, which is a trick you can't pull if you've decided to have resolution of a sort. the awesomeness of desmond in a hatch is tied to its unresolved nature.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
don't stop believin guys
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
Twin Peaks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Sopranos >>> the Wire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BSG > Lost
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
choose the worst sub-plots from each and poll them and I bet you twin peaks would win
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
don't know if I would choose mr. eko's church or the temple would be the worst one from lost
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
Temple. Eko's church was redeemable because his scripture stick was a cool image.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
iirc McNulty and Freamon opened a Chesapeake Bay bed and breakfast, Daniels joined FBI Fringe Division, it turned out D'Angelo was just in witness protection the whole time, and Snoop's hair looked good.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
"I think we can all agree that this was SO much better than the wire"for the record, this was sarcasm
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
suggest ban was also sarcasm, of course, have never sb'd anyone in my life.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Jack's huge jumping punch was such a video game move.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
if it ended right there mid-jump, that would be blake's 7-finale-level awesome.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
also would be laziest ending ever. i'm surprised more awesome TV isn't made given how lazily it could be made.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not going to let myself read all the posts since yesterday.
IMO, the downfall of Lost was when it stopped having cool mysteries and they focused more on the characters than the island. It's hard to go from all the cool time travel stuff and unexplained science to a season with very little of that and the reasons "we have to go back to the island" ended up being meh.
Plus the epic struggle of good verses evil was (a.) a fist fight with flocke (b.) moving a rock in a cave with wither red or yellow light!
There was some kinda teary-eyed type moments in the final but those moments were mostly just reunions and remembering the good old seasons type stuff. Having lots of those emo moments doesn't make up for the island being an uncool place this season.
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
(I'm waiting for someone to say 'word')
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
The Wire had a perfect finale. In season 4.
I hope Jack's jumping kick was a tribute to this:http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061223155336/lostpedia/images/d/da/BearLaunchFreeze.jpg
― abanana, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
Where does Six Feet Under's ending come in the hierarchy of shit series finales?
― Number None, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
How did Hill Street Blues end?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
The final episode, "Wedding Bells for Brandon", had Brandon fall in love with Brenda, a golden retriever who belonged to one of Henry and Punky's neighbors. Their whirlwind romance culminated in a cute wedding ceremony in the courtyard, which was mostly attended by other neighborhood canines.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
In the two-part series finale, Mr. Belvedere marries and moves to Africa.
In the series finale, ALF is about to be rescued by other survivors of his home planet, but is instead captured by the American military, and the viewer is left to ponder ALF's ultimate fate. This was not supposed to be the finale, as the original airing ended on a "To Be Continued" note. The producers supposedly had a verbal agreement with NBC to get at least one more episode to resolve the cliffhanger. NBC never made good on the deal, and the series was cancelled. However, the story was concluded in the TV-movie Project ALF.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
You know, maybe I'll give it up to the LOST guy who said it was all about the characters. Maybe it's my bad for assuming that he was saying that it was all about consistent/logical character development.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Back in season 4 I remember spending a lot of time trying to figure out the time discrepancies between the island and the freighter and being frustrated that it didn't seem to make sense. In retrospect, that's probably when I started to lose faith in the show's ability to stay grounded in a coherent narrative. (Not that I craved answers, necessarily, just some internal consistency.) Ultimately, I think the show's ambition -- or at least its desire to keep introducing new and exciting mysteries, characters, storytelling forms -- resulted, detrimentally, in a loss of focus.
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
I like the tension between "did they really plot this out from the beginning of the series" and "did they just make this up" for the big twist in the Malcolm in the Middle finale, which is very much in the vein of Jacob/Ben twists in Lost.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Okay, this sounds like the best finale ever. Dog wedding! Lost should have had Vincent get married.
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
Was just thinking that this was one of my favorite series enders ever. Even though it wasn't all that dissimilar to the way LOST ended, it made much more sense in the context of SFU as a whole. Not to mention that it was 1,000X more elegant and affecting (I wept. Like a baby.) I'd say that a show about death is gonna be the only one that gets a pass on pulling this kinda shit. And only then if it's done well.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
Also, the ALF finale doesn't count, since they went back to that universe with a TV movie.
Ultimately, I think the show's ambition -- or at least its desire to keep introducing new and exciting mysteries, characters, storytelling forms -- resulted, detrimentally, in a loss of focus.
I would've rather had a completely batshit, OTT, and incoherent bang than the relatively unambitious (but still somewhat incoherent) whimper that we got.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
end of six feet under was perfect
― cutty, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
I thought this was pretty funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3w1yV4Ehg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
My main problem with the SIx Feet Under ending was the hilarious old people makeup, kind of undercut any poignancy for me
― Number None, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Just remembered that there were actually quite a few touches I liked, including "Christian Shepherd? Seriously?" although it began to feel a little too much like breaking the fourth wall just because it was the finale.
And if anyone can help me work out what film(s) a surreal "go on in... they're all waiting for you" -esque instruction is from I'd be grateful.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
"go on in... they're all waiting for you"
Close Encounters....?
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
most disappointed strangely by the fact that, of all the tearful kissy rememberful reunions they managed to NOT give one to desmond and penny, the only couple i ever really cared about.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
one of the biggest constraints on writing these bastards is the availability of the actors. remember when they couldn't use Alpert much cos he was signed up for some pilot that bombed. I guess they had to fizzle/off-screen penny for similar reasons.
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't see the version with the shots of the wreckage over the credits - just had a look now on Youtube. There was some discussion on Lostpedia last night as to whether that was part of it or whether that was added by ABC. Does this change anything? Would it hint that the ajira plane crashed and never made it off the island?
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
it's pretty strongly implied that Kate etc get away, that they all live longer. also, it would undermine the lengths they went to to have Jack die in the bamboo field and see the plane pass over
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
"Also, the ALF finale doesn't count, since they went back to that universe with a TV movie."
I move for non-canon status for all TV movies. Have you seen Knight Rider 2000?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
easy way to up the finales tension - Flocke *does* murder Bernard & Rose. Could have killed Asian smartass guy too.
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
Either way, that Ajira plane never made it back to humanity. In real life, there was neither enough fuel nor enough knowledge of where the fuck they were (remember when they teleported?) to get home. But even ignoring that and going by Lost rules, they didn't have the correct bearing to get out of town. Never would've worked. Right...?
― winnebago taco, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
don't think i can read all these comments since last night so apologies if anyone already said that they:
1) predicted (albeit only a few days ago) that the final shot would be Jack closing his eyes (tho not necessary amidst the bamboo)
2) really really hoped that Eko might just be a priest inside the church at the end. fuck this show for not moving heaven and earth to get Eko and Walt into the finale (unless they did in which case fuck Eko and Walt for turning them down ;)
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
all waiting for you -- the characters in Deconstructing Harry.
― s.clover, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
haha i'm imagining they hired dogen actor to go to walt actor with growth stunting pills saying "swallow this" while tossing a baseball up and down.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
also felt like they were really rubbing it in with hurley's "dude's worse than yoda." any other season and that would have been rilly funny.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
the more i think about it the more i believe that jacob might have been one of the worst t.v. characters in history. with some of the worst dialogue ever.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
I don't have too many complaints about an episode that is a logistical nightmare to make (no matter that the nightmare is of their own making), but they could afford to let the actors riff/react a bit more on the comedy side. Like a few seconds of Hurley looking nauseated at the rust-water, maybe sheepishly wiping the mouth of the bottle with his t-shirt with Ben giving him a look like "I know I'm a creepy guy who just shot my longtime nemesis, but I don't have cooties!", asking Jack "really?" after Jack says "now you're like me" and Jack replying, "I dunno, that's what the last guy said."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
i keep seeing ppl saying how did jacob get off the island to 'touch' the candidates. I though it was implied somewhere that the magic mirrors in the lighthouse were sort of portal like.
dunno why locke led jack there to smash them tho.
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
shit things
1. no smoke monster in finale/oh look he's dead he just got shot. i was more and more disappointed as it became clear smokey wasn't going to come howling through the air to rip the plane to bits. they sort of lessened his evil as the series went on and he just became sort of a stubbornish jerk.
2. "you have to let go, to move on, to remember the love, to do various shit that is vague enough for us to not explain what actually happened at the end"
3. wtf was the point of the alt? anyone?
4. why was the island sunk
5. why did ben end the last ep like "who do i need to kill?" then suddenly become a good wholesome dude again without anyone saying anything or any reason whatsoever.
it all reminded me of several really bad films, and i think if you thought of it as a standalone film, like imagine yourself watching that in a cinema, it comes across as basically the worst shit i've ever seen.
the only saving grace was that some of the pulling the heartstrings stuff did get me a little cos as someone said already here, there was a time when i cared about these characters and their pain etc was well sketched.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
was really cool that the light was down there in a manmade jacuzzi and when des went down a rope down into the light it was really fucking dark - shit like that too
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.midseasonreplacements.com/wp/wp-content/imgs/jears21.jpghttp://odoe.net/jackfaces/images/jack_cry.gifhttp://images2.fanpop.com/images/soapbox/lost_6113_1.jpg
I do not know if television will ever see this many man tears again.
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
a scene where we actually see the transition between Locke and smokemonster would've been nice, especially if in the process of being destroyed. i mean they did the Indiana Jones volcanic temple thing so why not go all the way.
i think the sunken island was just crappy symbolism in people's mind once dead. everything we saw in the alt was just the people between reality and the afterlife. not purgatory but the waiting room (with Ben stuck in purgatory it seems).
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
So what happened to the island after the atomic bomb ... blew up?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
dogen got a baseball
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
to clarify it seems the writers intended the alt as a process which each person had to go thru before heaven, on the basis that something they all wanted to do was to enter the afterlife together. i'm kinda forgiving this because i do think it was necessary for as many of them as feasible to be together at the end. only the lack of e.g. eko (because if mass-murderers like sayid and non-islanders like penny are there eko should be) and walt (regardless of how old he is now) renders this fudged for me.
the bomb blew up and this was The Incident after all.
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
can we get a gif of jack waking up after MIB knocked him out. he moved his arms around like a little baby. and his face looked baby-like too. like he had gas. it was funny!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
season six was good sometimes but just lead up to disappointment, lameness and suckage
i don't care to understand the alt-sideways and I feel like a lot of it is "take it as you will" and not purgatory or anything the writers say in metaphor
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
(waiting for someone to say 'word')
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
i think if you thought of it as a standalone film, like imagine yourself watching that in a cinema, it comes across as basically the worst shit i've ever seen.
saw a half hour of the finale (9:30-10:00pm, the indiana jones part) and, if I didn't know it was the Lost finale, I would have assumed I stumbled upon a crappy Syfy movie that was sure taking its time bringing out megashark and superpython. does the show always have the crappy melodramatic synth-orchestra over everything?
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
i think the music dude used to do video games -- there was a cross-promotional new yorker article about it.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
i'm still kind of curious to give the show a try, esp since as soon as it really sucks I can stop knowing full well it was all a dream in heaven or whatever, but the music was so constant and chintzy it might be a dealbreaker.
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
if it doesn't bother you in video games, it really shouldn't bother you here.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
felt bad for desmond that even dead and in limbo he had to run around like an idiot. more "rules", i guess. quick, the only way your friends can go to heaven together is to get them in one room at this particular time and it means you have to break people out of jail and hit people with your car and beat the shit out of ben. if you say so.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
the funniest orchestration was when Jack and company are walking on a grass hill after Jack said "we're going to where it all ends" and the stringed instruments start making a beat
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
I stand by what I said in the Ashes 2 Ashes thread about if this was the ending.
― BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
lol i always play games in mute unless they're of the grand theft radio type, and it should totally bother me more to hear crappy music when i'm passively watching a show then when i'm pressing buttons and rewarded with punching sounds and the grunts of the fallen.
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
lots of wave and "jungle" sound effects to make up for crap music, plus DRIVE SHAFT.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
there were plenty of punching sounds and fallen grunts in the finale. or at least in that kimmel clip.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
after watching this & 24, TV shows really shouldn't attempt michael bay style cgi because it ends up looking like total shit
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
Actually, the pop music that shows up once the Dharma INT is discovered is pretty good, esp. coz they do riffs on memory/time travel by using the same songs again and again ... prob. gleaned from "Chung King Express"
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
FYI Giacchino's Lost music doesn't use synths, it's all musicians from LA orchestras working from score.
Normally his music for the show is quite good. I think the prob last night was a) music was mixed way too loud and b) unrelentingly elegiac tone was required for like 65% of the run time.
I actually thought his little war theme for when the two groups were approaching each other across a field was pretty sweet...
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
remember the shark with the dharma logo tattoo - that was cool
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
wish we could've seen a shark when they went back to the 70s - just hauling it out of the back of a VW van
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
yeah sounded v Western (but not exactly Morricone)
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
really? like a full '70s Queen "there are no synthesizers on this album" deal? i didn't think it was all synth but it definitely had a synthetic tinge to it.
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
It's the way they mixed it, it made the strings sound way too intense to be acoustic.
Some of the strange sounds he gets are via extended techniques cribbed from post-war avant-garde composers (this kind of thig is v v common among film composers today, not so much TV composers). In the NYer article on the music they talk about the 'superball on a gong' sound and now that I read that I can totally hear it, sounds like an uncanny moan.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
I do not think Giacchino is the big standout scorer of the day like Alex Ross seems to (Desplat, Christopher Young and Elfman are all doing more exciting work) but he's not far below those guys and he hasn't been at it as long.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
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thought about that one too. great. though i'm not sure if that was new or the same "marching music" that they used a couple of seasons back...?
anyhow what a great ending
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Well, the big Lost party is over, let's all go have a collective puke in the toilet at 2:30 am
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
xpost yeah i think he has tons of reusable/adaptable leitmotifs in play and that is probly one. I think some soundtrack nerd is actually putting together a musical encyclopedia of all the show's motifs, will post a link if I see it in finished form.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
trombone heavy
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah he used that gritty trombone swell for almost every commercial break. There is a pretty lol article about that in the NYer article, apparently Abrams got sick of the trombone swell but Giacchino was like 'hire me, hire my trombones'.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
backstage $henanigans permeate the plot of LOST
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
Giacchino also just won the Oscar for "Up" this year. I don't usually notice the scores very much in movies but that one got in my head.
― dmr, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
Still haven't listened to that, silly of me as a score nerd, should do so soon.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
I would still kind of be interested in seeing a fan edit of the series (pre-Oceanic crash, at least), just to see how much things flow as a chronological narrative.
I'm guessing not well. But oh well.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
'a chronological fan edit', that should've read.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
to clarify it seems the writers intended the alt as a process which each person had to go thru before heaven, on the basis that something they all wanted to do was to enter the afterlife together. i'm kinda forgiving this because i do think it was necessary for as many of them as feasible to be together at the end.
Nah they'll never get a pass from me on this. They stumbled past it-was-all-a-dream only far enough to land on they-were-all-dead-the-whole-time and that is just shitass godawful writing.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
the series beginning with jack eye opening and ending with his eye closing lends more to "it was all jack's dream."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
Jackob's Ladder
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
Lost ranks behind Mr. Belvedere for number of viewers of series finales.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
belvedere was straight up genius.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
Remember the Belvedere newspaper comic? He was kind of a snooty terrier iirc.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
Dozens of people died to protect the set from Land of the Lost, but they all got to go to go to heaven because they remembered the first five seasons at a benefit show in LA. Also, people who do bad stuff are a metaphor for evil.
― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
I rarely post on this thread (or ile in general) but have like many of you been reading this thread for as long as I've been watching LOST. Anyhow for the moment I just feel supremely disappointed. I agree that this was a fairly satisfactory end to S6 and the alt-storyline, but as a series closer it was pretty weak, and anticlimactic in a big way. I was prepared for a big zinger of an ending, a last gotcha in a show committed to gotchas above everything else. Instead it felt like they skipped past the big finale in favor of doing the 10-years-later reunion show. Thinking back, literally none of the stuff that I found so intriguing about the show, especially as it pertained to the first few seasons was addressed at all, indeed it clearly didn't matter.
Anyway whatever. I'm glad it's over.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
wesley on belvedere also better and more realistic than anyone on lost. funnier too.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
when they announced 'here's daniel faraday and driveshaft' i thought i could actually hear my neighbor's say 'please don't make us actually listen to this'.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKKMB9vRkIg
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
my perfectly perfect last five minutes? after they defeat the MIB in the alt/sideways world, everyone - everyone who didn't die during the show - goes back to the island for a big party on the beach and hurley and ben and desmond join them. that would have made me very happy. but no dead people allowed.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
I'm still boggling that the whole Daniel Prog Show was actually nothing to do with anything, simply a little divertissement at which to bring some more characters together. Like, why come up with something that retarded if it's just window dressing?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
I still think they MUST have planned to have some sort of Harmonic Convergence Of Topographical Oceans shit, but then abandoned the idea as the finale got closer.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
That is a really good question, re: retarded window dressing.
― winnebago taco, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
www.theackattack.net/?p=1991
"E!’s Watch with Kristin gave some answers to some burning questions we had about the finale last night!
. . .
3. We will find out what happened to Walt on the DVD."
Dear Lost Producers:
FUCK YOU.
Love,Jenny
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
almost at the end
FUCK CLAIRE
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/lost/lost_the_series_finales_burnin.php
Television Without Pity's "Burning Questions left by the Lost finale" is kinda the dumbest thing ever.
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
I mean Jack is in a pool of water in a room filled with water slides--how the hell could he possibly end up in a rocky river? This will keep me up at night.
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
"Why was the light so easy to turn on and off?" is a pretty valid question, though.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
it wasn't it turned you into smoke and made you angrier unless you were desmond hume
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
This one, too:
How bad do you have to be to get stuck in island whisper purgatory? What criteria determined who was able to move on to the sideways afterlife, and who got stuck whispering on the island? We'd seen Michael as one of the whisperers, which presumably explained his absence from the church, but all he'd done was shoot a couple of strangers under duress in order to save his son. Yet ruthless killers like Ben and Sayid were granted the opportunity to move on? Who made up these rules?
Racial disparity in sentencing on the island, too, I guess.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah none of it seems to add up
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, yeah, good point about the light, conrad. Although Jack didn't turn into smoke. Or did he???? That would explain how he went from the bottom of a light hole to the banks of the rocky river.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
Ahahahaha. Seconded.
― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
Come on, this one is also pretty valid:
"How much money did a successful band like Drive Shaft have to get paid in order to agree to be back-up to some weird nobody on piano?"
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
A couple bucks more than a diaper commercial pays?
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't it pretty clear that if you weren't Desmond trying to turn that light off would kill you instantly?
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
claire seemed equally hate-able on the after show kimmel thing
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Haha okay OKAY.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
Then why didn't it kill Jack right away to turn it back on? xxpost
― wmlynch, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
Cause he needed to die in the bamboo. Obviously.
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
confusing isn't it
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
the entire alt-world was just heterosexual heaven
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
Well, the island did start to freak out when Desmond removed the stone wang from the vagina of light, so that is at least consistent.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
I swear I saw the hieroglyphics for "no homo."
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
I think this was on the stained glass window in the church:
http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg/150px-HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
I think most of the answers to our burning questions are revealed once we realize that the deus ex machina in this narrative is a couple of mediocre writers.
― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
are they named jacob and esau?
― wmlynch, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
Michael Ausiello confirmed today that Boone (Ian Sommerhalder) isn't the gay character on Lost--if there even is a gay character. (Getting a clear answer from the show hasn't been easy.) Why would anyone be daft enough to think there was in the first place? Oh, maybe because Lost executive producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof have twice hinted that there would be, including on their March 21 podcast where they said the upcoming "Expose" episode might reveal a gay character. That was the episode where Boone was chastised for hitting on guys while running through the airport.
remember when it was exciting when there might be a gay character on this prog no me neither
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
Anyone else noticed how there was no 'proper' smoke monster in the finale at all? Might have well have just written an entire hour hour series wrap-up and left Ben Linus out, ffs.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
no smoke monster and no reference whatever to the numbers
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
I do! It was Mr. Friendly!
― jaymc, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
xp or the dead Others who lived on the island for bloody ages
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
lol forgot about that dude
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
Was there smoke-monstery noise during the credits when they were showing plane wreckage and stuff? WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
― schwantz, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
fuck friendly
― conrad, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
nothing about Cindy or the kids
nothing about the vintage WWII pins worn by the Oceanic staff
nothing about Walt
jesus christ this sucked. my wife was still pissed when she woke up this morning.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
jack just said "HE'S BEEN WATCHING US OUR WHOLE LIVES!!!" during his freakout, i don't think there was any in-show suggestion that they were permeable or whatever. because if they were, goddamn! way to introduce a magical portal that will allow our characters to easily move through time and space and then smash it four minutes after introducing it!
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
p.s. why did christian leave claire that music box.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
Did anyone notice the stuffed Hurley bird perched in the background during the magical vagina birth scene?
― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
The music box was a metaphor for her magical memory-restoring vagina.
hurley bird should've been with them in heaven, more important character than dogen imo.
ugh i'm still frustrated the most at the jacob storyline. he clearly has access to magic, otherworldly devices, powers, etc. but the show implies that he was given no real cosmic enlightenment, and is in fact just bumbling around, trying to figure out what to do with it and creating arbitrary rules. that's just...cognitive dissonance to me. "oh i have magic but idk what the fuck i'm doing."
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
i'm still not sure why biblical jacob had to wrestle an angel.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
"oh i have magic but idk what the fuck i'm doing."
That's probably how I would act if I had magic powers too tbh
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
At least there'll be a remake in 20 years that our kids will love and we'll get to bitch about how the remake's final episode was no way near as good as 'our' finale.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
Note to self: if there is ever a remake, please don't waste six years watching it.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
Noteworthy: Eloise Hawking seems to know the score, has access to this way-station/purgatory reality, maybe without being a part of it. "You're not going to take my son, are you?"
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)
note: oh another unexplained thing that throws up 1000 more questions
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
you've got to let go
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
that's my line
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
well, live it son, don't just spew it
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
glad jack's tattoos featured in the finale
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
sorry guys i can't read all these posts tonight...will read all tomorrow
all i wanna say is...i made wild boar sausages tonight and it was delicious
also watched lost but maybe we'll talk about that tomorrow :S
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
afaict this is not a 'joke' 'sarcastic' reaction:
http://www.fosterkamer.com/post/627080739/perfect
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
foster kamer is g dam terrible
fuck, i can't believe how much that ending/entire season sucked
don't want to think about it
it's not even that it didn't resolve arcane mysteries like the dharma food-drops. it didn't even explain what the fuck the 'alt timeline' *was*. it's some stage of the afterlife as imagined by _____________
i mean first question: when did the alt-timeline/purgatory *start*? not at the start of the season, i.e. on the plane, but just at some other time? it had nothing to do with the island sinking (which happened why?) or with the bomb (so far as i can tell)
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
I get the sense that the original conception for the ending (before they even shot the Pilot) was for the island to be purgatory and the flashbacks were to show how the characters had all been connected together, which would explain why they were in purgatory together. I'd say the idea of having "flashsideways" to purgatory was hatched sometime in season 5 -- Jack disappearing from the Ajira plane is a setup to have the coffin disappear, which would set off the reveal scene, which was probably part of the original planned JJ Abrams ending.
― abanana, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
liking this more the more i think about it.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
and by 'think about it' i mean 'skim all the angry posts and solidify a contrarian stance'
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Monday, May 24, 2010 7:26 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest
what kind of horseshit is this
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
This was a worse ending than I ever thought possible. Fuck you Lost.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah has anyone mentioned how the scene between Jack & Christian was cribbed heavily from an almost identical scene at the end of the last Harry Potter book?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
was gonna say that gukbe
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
But wasn't every scene in the Harry Potter books cribbed from other works?
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
J K Rowling had enough money to go forward in time and find out how this ended, and then adapted it from there. Easy.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
She came up with better results.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
no-one ever really dies (except christian... who dies in purgatory)
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
I was more or less on board until the point they went into the church, and for the last ten minutes I was all "fuck you fuck you fuck you". I can't believe they even trailered it with Kate going "CHRISTIAN SHEPHERD DO YOU SEE???" Fuck them for creating that mythology, that big complex story across most of the world and most of the 20th century and making the whole thing pointless.
Even the alt-timeline as purgatory doesn't make any sense. So they were just wandering around not being able to remember anything and then suddenly they did?
For a second when I saw Ben not go into the church I thought the whole thing was going to blow up, which would have been a better ending.
Also even within the shitty ending we got, we're supposed to believe that Sayid after all that would have plumped for Shannon instead of Nadia? And yeah, not putting any black dudes in there, way to reinforce all that criticism you've been getting guys.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)
"I think they're in purgatory" was the sort of thing people who stopped watching at Season 2 said. It was pretty much the first thing that came into anyone's minds at the start of S1.
Amazingly this managed to be even more mawkish and drawn out than David Tennant blowing up in Dr Who. Some achievement.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
that's not odd at all, there are 2 billion fictional depictions of ghosts/people in the afterlife who don't realize they're dead and go on roaming the earth (or some version of it inside their head) until they realize what's going on and 'find peace' or 'move on' etc.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
Is it really purgatory when at least Charlie leaves through that door, he's going to end up back on the main timeline as a ghost?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
I bet everyone was waiting around so long for Hurley to die that they just plum forget who they were.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
I think all of these are valid questions:
How did Jack get out of the cave of light? Why would people invent unhappy versions of their lives for the sideways world?(Why was the sideways afterlife happy for some Losties, but less-than-great for others?)What killed Ben and Hurley?Why were some characters at the church, but not others? How bad do you have to be to get stuck in island whisper purgatory? Who were the skeletons in the cave with the light? Why was Desmond chosen to be the link? Why did MIB turn into the Smoke Monster? What happened to the rest of the world when the light went out?(We saw that the island started to shake and crumble into the sea, but wasn't the entire world supposed to be deeply in trouble if the light was extinguished? Wasn't that the whole reason for Jacob spending thousands of years protecting it?)
(It's possible that I've just missed the answers to some of these.)
Also, did we ever know why Desmond had such unique abilities?
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
i guess the idea, stupid as it is, is that the people in the church were the people that bonded the most on the island? like maybe Ben's years of getting mixed up with the gang and occasionally being an uneasy ally outweighed the couple months Michael spent being the most uptight and alienated castaway?
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
holy crap this showi'm all for the *They could have done ANYTHING with all this* argument. why was this not actually a show about time travel and alternate universes and the limits of the human mind/body? because the writers are too dumb. maybe at the beginning, some of them were smart, talented even, and they left or got too drunk and high or just plain lazy and ultimately dumb, thinking that since people just love that reality tv stuff, then why not learn a few writing lessons from it. y'know, because Characters Matter.
getting people to cry isn't hard. getting people to believe in something, way harder. what sad suckage.
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
if getting thrown into the cave of light kills you and makes you a smoke monster, and we saw two or three skeletons down in the cave, then there should be two or three other smoke monsters roaming the island. maybe that's who ben and hurley had to protect the island from.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
I would have actually preferred a shit ending to the maudlin clip show punctuated with ham-fisted heartstring jerks and oh so clever in jokeyness that we just got.
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
haven't seen much of the writers on tv interviews etc but the more I do see of them the more I think they just don't have any of the skills that would have been needed to pull off what they stupidly promised. also I hate them.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
remember they were supposed to be droppin refs to shit like the third policeman LOL
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
i also have a feeling that the producers were sharing their stupid juice with the writers
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
i just wanna spread the hate around to all the right people involved
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
MiB turned into the smoke monster because of the special properties endowed upon them by their adopted mother? Jack was carried out of the cave by the new wave of water? Sad sideways lives because people like Sayid subconsciously or consciously didn't believe they deserved better?
whatever, really.
I will say I wasn't nearly as flustered by the Sayid/Shannon thing as others were. I can see the reasoning that he was always chasing Nadia because he felt she was the one truly redeeming thing he had ever done, while hooking up with Shannon on the island was when he was actually working towards building something new without all the torture baggage.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
(not really 'hate')xpost
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Monday, May 24, 2010 9:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
science: dropped
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)
Regardless, I just didn't think that Sayid's relationship with Shannon had been developed enough for me to even care that they got back together, certainly not enough for me to buy that it could have the transcendent effect that it did. (I did buy Charlie/Claire as being important parts of each other's 'new lives'.)
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost to Gukbe)
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe the alt is a smoke monster produced when Jack fell in. Smoke monsters can scan brains so inside the smoke monster, there are pockets of scanned brains that interact with each other in smoke-space. When they realize what's up, they can exit the smoke as smoke-poop. If you wanted a secular reading.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4637049715_1bd10bc7cf_o.jpg
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
MiB turned into the smoke monster because of the special properties endowed upon them by their adopted mother?
What were these powers though? How do they differ from the power passed on to Jack and Hurley (and Ben?)? Who was the adopted mother and why did she have these powers to pass on?
Sad sideways lives because people like Sayid subconsciously or consciously didn't believe they deserved better?
I can buy this, actually. It's still a crappy idea but it's at least logically consistent.
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
adopted mom said "i've made it so you can't hurt each other", presumably using that crazy island magic that doesn't come with an instruction manual. her definition of "hurt" is a little arcane, tho.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)
such a shame but it all seems to pointless even discussing now
it was a really bad ending
in the context of this season it was more or less what i was expecting
it was good to see jack die at the end
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
i guess everyone figured this out already but the wheel in the stained glass is called the Wheel of Law. the frozen donkey wheel looked like it and was used to manipulate the island's law-governing power.
― abanana, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
i hope hurley used his magical island powers to generate all the hot pockets he could desire.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't really care or go all gooey when they got together, but then again the show never consistently hit the emotional spots it wanted to. I remember deploring the Jack/Kate/Sawyer triangle as dull and lifeless (this might just be down to Kate being a bit crap), and was ecstatic when Saywer and Juliet made a life for themselves. But yeah, Sayid/Shannon, I always expected to watch those things happen without being emotionally invested. That's what Lost has been all along.xposts
I get the major hate for this from people who have pulled apart and discussed all the details and whatnot, but as I've always considered it to be fun and fairly enjoyable, it was always a second tier show. Also, even though the ending was schmaltzy, it worked intercut with Jack dying because, even though we see them and they all lived fake lives in purgatory, most of these people still died. Jack's life was kind of tragic all told, and even if he found some level of acceptance it was still pretty downbeat.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, I agree with bnw. It kept me entertained for 2.5h and even moved me sometimes, and so was actually better than what I was expecting from the rest of this season. However, it was pretty cheap and easy and it certainly did not live up to the expectations set by previous seasons.
xposts Ha, OK, you didn't care either.
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
On the list of good series closers, Star Trek: TNG had a terrific one, but that show didn't do the whole continuous plot thing either.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
"For a second when I saw Ben not go into the church I thought the whole thing was going to blow up, which would have been a better ending."
That would have been kinda awesome.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
what was with hurley's pep talk to sayid? you can be whatever you want to be, dude. sayid was definitely one of the more self aware characters. just seemed weird.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
The TNG finale was pretty convoluted and sappy and everything in it was imaginary, too. Saved by great acting. There's a scene of Picard as an old man looking immensely pleased with himself, like he had a particularly well-formed bowel movement that just gets me every time.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
#3 on the chart, I'd bet.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
It seems clear to me, having read people's reactions all day today, that if you loved the show special and held it close to your maudlin wittle <3, it was the perfect finale to the series. If you thought the show was "about" spirituality from season one, you were also thrilled. (On "On Point" today was a woman who teaches a class called Heroes, Villains, and Monsters, and actually teaches the show in her class. She thought the finale was dandy. Sounds like a freshman blow-off class to me.) If you're a puzzle geek with an addictive personality, you were enraged by the finale. If you want most of all to see well-written genre TV, you probably stopped watching a couple of seasons ago, and if you watched the finale anyway, it only confirmed your worst suspicions about the writers' intentions.
Myself, I have some puzzle geek tendencies, but am by far mostly in the latter camp. I've kept one eye on the show through the last two seasons, mostly without actually actually watching it. I'm sure I'll miss NYmag.com's recaps far more than the show itself.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
― scott seward, Monday, May 24, 2010 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thought that was one of the best scenes of the episode, actually, hurley just kind of knowing all this noble stuff sayid had done on the island and wanting him to know he was a good dude.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
also i always thought sayid/shannon was one of the more convincing romantic relationships on the show and that dude really seemed hurt when she died -- but then they barely made reference to her for the next 4 seasons and even as recently as a few episodes sayid was all talking about how the love of his life was nadya, so it seemed like a goofy thing to suddenly come back to.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)
Desmond pretty much got screwed over by the ending, right?
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, what happened to desmond after hurley and ben pulled him up by rope? was he dead or s.thing?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)
I couldn't work out what they were doing with Desmond. Like, he could see everything that was happening after his death. To what purpose? Like "none of this matters, we'll all be happy when we're dead"?
Don't see much point in theorising about any of it now, given they've pretty much conclusively proven they didn't know what they were doing, but I assume the bomb blast caused the incident?
The annoying thing, more than the mawkishness, is that they had the opportunity to do so much and pissed it away with an alternate timeline that ultimately went nowhere, which meant they botched and rushed what was happening in the real timeline.
(xpost - Desmond was alive and Ben and Hurley decided to send him home)
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.howdidlostend.com
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)
which meant they botched and rushed what was happening in the real timeline
Except that's not even true because the bulk of this season's real timeline was just people walking backwards and forwards across the island because somebody told them to.
― JimD, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)
they certainly botched it. i mean, jacob's lighthouse! widmore's plan!
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
Well yeah, just meant it wasn't rushed.
― JimD, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)
Disappointed there was no Eloise Hawking's Retarded Secrets of the Island Sisterhood
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
Like "none of this matters, we'll all be happy when we're dead"?
think that's about the size of it. he was conscious of both timelines ... glimpsed the afterlife ... like Juliet right b4 she died
I did think it was cool how they did her dialogue echoed in both timelines ("it worked" was just the candy machine)
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
didn't understand the scene at the end btw Des and Eloise re: Daniel
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:31 (fifteen years ago)
Daniel and Charlotte weren't in the church at the end, right? Ah who cares.
Thought Charlotte looked kind of hot though.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:32 (fifteen years ago)
damn skippy
what was the deal with her rifling thru sawyer's stuff in the afterlife tho? oh right: it was a total red herring
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)
nah they werent
that's kinda what I'm talking abt, Eloise was like "you're leaving? you're not taking my son are you?" and Desmond sez "not with us ..." like all meaningful but I dunno what it meant
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:35 (fifteen years ago)
do people in the afterlife who *don't* meet the people they loved (but have forgotten) from their real life -- do those people just, like die and not go into heaven? or do they go into a second afterlife where they may or may not re-hook-up with the people from the first?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:36 (fifteen years ago)
one minor thing that pissed me off was flocke's death. being shot and thrown halfway down a cliff is not, in lost-world, confirmation of death.
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 09:52 (fifteen years ago)
what pissed me off was that if Smokey became mortal once the island cork was removed, what was so bad about him leaving the island? how is he supposed to destroy the world without his gnarly island powers? it was fucking stupid.
― alananana (Mr Raif), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)
i feel hungover + pissed off
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)
it was pretty funny sawyer calling smokemonster 'smokey' heh
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:17 (fifteen years ago)
More than 600,000 fans braved an early morning start yesterday, Monday 24 May, to watch the finale of Lost at 5am on Sky1 – more than have been watching the show in its regular Friday 9pm slot in recent weeks.Lost had a five-minute peak audience of 854,000 viewers, with an average of 635,000 between 5am and 7.15am.
Lost had a five-minute peak audience of 854,000 viewers, with an average of 635,000 between 5am and 7.15am.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)
yesterday i avoided the internet completely to avoid the ending being spoiled. it was actually pretty fun i went all over london trying to find some wild boar for us to eat and then did loads of cooking and drank beers. i watched it with 4 other ppl. 1 guy had already watched it in the morning and loved it, the rest of us were pretty disappointed ranging from 'it was as good as it could have been given s6' to 'what a steaming pile of quasi-religious bullshit'. we were really hoping that in the scene where locke discovers he can move his feet that he was going to jump up and continue fighting jack in the alt. ppl who don't really watch lost seem to be thinking the ending was 'they were all dead' which is slightly misleading but the correction is 'actually no they invented an entirely unrelated universe in which they are all dead' lol
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like a weight has been lifted now this show is over. mostly i feel embarrassed for defending this show over the last 6 years.
― pollos da don (tpp), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
there was a lot of dread about this so i didn't want to watch it at a party or public place. the best time to have a lost finale party would've been for s3 looking back. that's my favourite of the six finales - 2 is pretty much as good tho.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
i was still somewhat moved by the final scenes tho
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't even see the final post-BOOM-LOST shot of the wreckage
there was a season of 'weeds' that ended with ween's 'you fucked up' iirc
that would have been lol in this context
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but he didn't necessarily want to destroy the world and maybe killing him was pointless... although maybe he could get off the island and then someone could put the cork back in, giving him his powers back.
― abanana, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
what was so bad about him leaving the island?
he'd done a lot of bad stuff so jack still wanted to kill him?
with the 'cork' out i think the island's magic should've been undone totally - so Flocke would've lost use of his legs...and he could've just died there instead of on the cliff. this scene reminded me too much of awful Neo vs Smith in the third Matrix film because of the rain. the whole convenient storm was a poor decision.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)
why would he lose his legs
they established pretty clearly that smokey wasnt using his actual body
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)
(This counts as "not developed enough for me to care" IMO.)
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)
this was never 'clear' as such. he had Locke's memories and even mannerisms inc use of the "don't tell me what I can't do", so why not inherit all of Locke's physical characteristics too (as reset by the island).
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
The Guardian got that story above completely wrong, apparently. It now says:
More than 600,000 Lost fans watched the last ever episodes on Sky1 yesterday, Monday 24 May - but only 68,000 got up at 5am to watch it live.Lost had an average live audience of 68,000 viewers between 5am and 7.15am on Sky1. However, when timeshifted viewing – on video recorders and personal video recorders such as Sky+ – between then and 2am this morning is added, this average audience rises to 635,000.The early morning start for Lost accounts for the unusually high proportion of timeshift viewing - nearly 90% of the total.
Lost had an average live audience of 68,000 viewers between 5am and 7.15am on Sky1. However, when timeshifted viewing – on video recorders and personal video recorders such as Sky+ – between then and 2am this morning is added, this average audience rises to 635,000.
The early morning start for Lost accounts for the unusually high proportion of timeshift viewing - nearly 90% of the total.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
xp i mean its only really clear that they never worked out all the rules re how and why dead bodies are used. Q: what DID happen to Christian's corpse? Writers A: It doesn't matter. Well OK then...
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
"timeshift viewing"maybe Lost was an elaborate critique of the decreasing communal television audience; it's tearing us apart.
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:15 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
what about the 10,000 shocking cutaways to actual dead locke body in the coffin?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
would have been funny if the climax was jack beating a paraplegic to death tho
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
this was terrible, I mean I won't even get started on the whole purgatory thing but even in the island timeline
what was widmore's plan? what would have happened if smokey escaped? what was the actual effect of the bomb? (I guess this last one was actually answered: nothing)
how can a show introduce all this time travel stuff and then just completely drop it and never even mention it again?
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
I think the effect of the bomb was to create the heaven/purgatory world. Christian said "you created this world," and we didn't start seeing the alt world until the bomb went off, which to me implies that the bomb DID do something to create the other world. But yeah this was all still dumb bullshit.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
No, Christian clearly meant that they all created this world so they could find each other again in the afterlife, and moveon.org. The bomb had naught to to with it.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
This whole fucking show is so fucking stupid. GAH!
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
The bomb pushed them back to the present day, right? I still think Hurley using magic powers to create the purgatory land is the most satisfying answer (he gives people what they want and what they need etc...).
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
I really don't get the hate, tbh. I mean, what show were you guys watching all of these years? Also, not explaining the 'secrets of the island' was easily the best route.
This show was stupid amounts of fun for 6 years. Naff at times and frustrating (often in a good way), I don't think a crap finale can take away from the experience of watching it up until this point. If it colours everything that came before as a waste of time, then so be it, but you can't deny it was an enjoyable ride.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
none of my points are really about island mysteries though, it's mostly about the motivations of different characters on the show. I mean, it's perfectly plausible to assume that Jacob was just an asshole who decided to keep smokey captive on the island and nothing would have actually happened if he left the island. We never found out why it was important to keep smokey from escaping.
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:47 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
but how did they create this world?a: with the bomb?
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, maybe not, I don't know. And there's no way of knowing, obviously.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
I think you're assuming that this new revelation has something to do with things we already know. I've been trying to watch season 1 episodes last night and this morning, and I can tell you from recent experience, your assumption is foolish. What they were doing is making up some entirely new shit, that has nothing at all to do with any of the other shit ever, because that's what they do. Over and over and always. It makes no sense.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)
Watching season 1 again is positively infuriating, tbh. NOTHING, no clues or plot threads or logical threads go anywhere into any of the rest of the series. Not one thing, none of it. These guys were making shit up as they went along from day motherfucking one.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
And it's not only lazy, it's irresponsible. They ought to be kicked out of the writer's guild.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
Or retitle the series for the DVD release to "Cub Scout Campfire Tales."
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
Natural successor to Twin Peaks?
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
I think the themes of faith, fate, and agency were all there from the beginning. xposts
I assumed it wasn't so much that Smokey would run rampant on the mainland a la the T Rex in Lost World, more that the only way he could leave was if the light would go out and as such the whole world would be in peril. I think the fact that they never explained what would happen to the world is a good thing, as it leaves the ambiguity that, actually, maybe nothing would have happened aside from destroying the island.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
fwiw just cause the finale sucked doesnt mean i hate the show now or anything
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Twin Peaks had heaping helpings of style, though. This show just has lots of "GET OUT OF THERE NOW!" and running and crying. I am hating this show this morning.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
it seemed that Smokey genuinely wanted to 'go home' and didn't really have a reason to want to destroy the world or whatever. his desire to see beyond the island was compelling. otoh Jacob was, rightly, worried that a guy who can turn into smoke could cause all kinds of problems away from the island. i don't think Widmore or anyone else would've needed much convincing about helping Jacob just on this basis...as fun as it is to imagine Smokey off island. I like all this, it's a pretty good dilemma - "sorry I created you accidentally and now you can't leave because you're too dangerous a thing to be released from the island".
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
Twin Peaks was great until they (admittedly, were forced) to solve the murder they never intended to solve. It was pretty shit after that, save the bonkers ending, which was only really good by virtue of being, well, totally bonkers. The problem with these shows (and the creators of Twin Peaks knew this) was that the solution can never add up to the build up of a mystery, at least if you're building that mystery for a large number of episodes. I really think going for the character resolution over answering questions was the best way to do it. I don't think they totally succeded on the character front, mind, but it was a pretty decent stab, especially considering a lot of the characters were never that interesting in the first place.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
also Twin Peaks didn't have a chance to wrap everything up
also Twin Peaks was awesome and LOST sucked
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
Twin Peaks was never going to wrap anything up. The central conceit of the show wrapped up early in the second season, and that's why it flailed around after that. About a third of Twin Peaks' run was awesome.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
No, Christian clearly meant that they all created this world so they could find each other again in the afterlife, and moveon.org. The bomb had naught to to with it
yeah agree with this - as much as it may suck
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
I think if everyone had died and the island had been destroyed in one timeline and everyone happily coupled up in the alt I would have been okay with it. It was the afterlife/vague religious bullshit that killed it for me.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
tho why Jack would be experiencing the neck cut in this post-death world, amongst other presumably deliberate red herrings, seems stoopid. unless it was an attempt to get him to realise he was dead and move quicker towards the resolution but of course he was the last person to see the flashes and accept what was happening.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
It was kind of quasi-religious, but we've had characters who never aged and could presumably live forever for a long while, not to mention Kate's horse and all that shit turning up on the island. It was always magic to some degree, and even if the alt-reality/purgatory was a bit half-handedly thrown together, it still might work if you consider it a reward given to them by Hurley. The island had powers that meant that death wasn't necessarily the end anyway. Either way it was really just a means to an end to deal with the crux of the show, which was really just a bunch of broken people being thrust into a situation that forced them to confront (or not) who they are and what they don't like about themselves. If Todd Van Der Werff were to be believed, the purgatory ending was hinted at in the first season with Sawyer reading Watership Down. I don't totally buy it, but I like the fact that you can read it that way if you want.
The alt-endings on Kimmel reminded me of how amazing the Sopranos ending was, which is a bad move, but then again that was always a much better show than Lost (even with its narrative dead ends and occasionally dud character arcs).
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
can't watch Sopranos ending ever again as have banned that Journey song from the rest of my life.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
victim of its own success
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
Gukbe, your apologia is tiresome. The writers were geniuses at manipulation, but couldn't plot their way out of a wet paper bag. And didn't.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
I'll take sub-par Spielberg any day.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
sorry kenan, forgot this was the internet.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
apologism is how i deal
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4639218352_f827076cfc_o.jpg
― conrad, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
If Daniel Faraday and Drive Shaft had started a rendition of Bright Eyes it would have redeemed the whole thing.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
heh. I remembered.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
did Claire go "crazy" because she got fat?
What the fuck? Fat? I don't get it.
― Becky Facelift, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
TV fat, i.e., larger than a size 1.
End of this show = the new http://www.dtheatre.com/story_images/ai_0715002.gif
― I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
she did look fat
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
wat
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, fuck off.
― Becky Facelift, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
everyone looks fat to cutty
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
Here's tons o' fun three weeks ago:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/American+Woman+Fashioning+National+Identity+HjNtwxwwWpFl.jpg
― Becky Facelift, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
Emile de Ravin is about 8 million times sexier than the character she plays. That said I think Claire was two-dimensionalised worse than anyone in the last series, except possibly Sun.
― The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
she looks like an olson twin in that pic
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
Sun's derail from badass business woman to Husband Seeking Robot was tragic. All about the characters my ass.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
I saw her more as a Daughter Abandoning Robot
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
this ending=AI, so that means in about 9 years it will be widely hailed as a masterpiece right?
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
Did that happen with AI?
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
most definitely
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
how many pointless hours of limbo sun and jin did i have to watch this season. sooooooo boring. they even make getting shot boring.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
sun and jin were shit this season, claire could have been interesting but they bottled it, and sayid was all over the map as well.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
A.I. sucked ass
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
Claire really should've been abandoned again when they went for the plane because
a) funnyb) awkwardness of her living on the island with Ben, Hurley and weird animal skiletun - also funny
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Plus they would have saved fuel by grounding her fat ass.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
Did we ever find out exactly what happened with Sayid's death and revival on the island? He was kind of a zombie for a while. What was that about? What was the 'sickness' that Dogen was concerned about?
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
the same sickness that Rousseau had to deal with amongst her shipmates, but yeah never really explained properly iirc.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
never explained properly? how about not at all. what were those injections desmond was taking when he lived in the hatch?
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
who exactly were those people ben had sayid kill when they were off island
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
STOPASKINGQUESTIONSITISOVER
― JimD, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
I was wrong in one of my posts upthread-- apparently there is some synth in Giacchino's Lost scores here and there, used sparingly. Mea culpa.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
The more I think about this show, the worse it seems. I don't know if I've ever been angry at a TV show before!
― Sundar, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
― cutty, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 5:46 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
they had built up enough mysteries by the time they announced an end date, but instead of boringly paying off all the set-ups, they just gave us new ones, not all of which (in purgatory-type place the island is sunk) made sense
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
"The writers were geniuses at manipulation, but couldn't plot their way out of a wet paper bag. And didn't."
In their defense I don't think anyone could have plotted their way out of the mess they set up. Is David Lynch superior for never having tried?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
They swept half the series under the rug with "oh, Dharma didn't really understand anything about this place anyway." If they were just more variables in this crazy cosmic game, then why give us so much material to care about?
― mh, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
not angry about this, just disappointed at how things panned out
i assumed they were people who had ignored ben's facebook friend requests
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
The whole show was a metaphor for social media?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:59 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
... yes?
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
widmore peeps weren't they?
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
I can forgive stuff like never explaining "the sickness" or building things up like "Walt is special" but never going anywhere with it
it's introducing brand new shit in s6 and never explaining it that's like .... why. so annoying!
I mean luckily I realized sometime around s3 or 4 that all the coincidences built into the show were just stuff for obsessive fans to notice and would never add up to anything. but at the beginning it seemed like the show was going to be both -- that it would make sense as an emotional / character-driven story for the casual viewer but that there was a second layer of crazy obsessive puzzles that made at least a little bit of sense and were logically consistent (key concept) when you picked em apart. At some point they pretty much jettisoned that and just told the characters' not-very-coherent story, and the puzzle aspect was just a bunch of random references to old episodes thrown around with no rhyme or reason plus a bunch of new shit that made no sense.
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
OK I can deal with the suckiness of the ending now if someone can clue me into some decent genre TV to draw my attnetion to now.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
I have no memory of this whatsoever!
I assumed they all got massacred by the Smoke Monster during the "come with me or I'll kill you all" thing at the temple?
― Becky Facelift, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
they voluntarily left with smokey so he had no reason to smite them.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
killed in widmore's mortar attack i guess
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
the implication is that they got blown up by Widmore's missile. but they probably survived and helped bathe Hurley for the next 40 years.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
Christian's speech at the end kept reminding me of something, and then I realized it was this Deep Thought by Jack Handey:
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
at least he didn't say "after all, no man is an island"
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
what's with people calling the ending "quasi-religious"...
there was no "quasi" about it
a guy named christian shepherd led them all to heaven. jack died jesus-style and was reborn.
the last scene is in a church.
it was STRAIGHT-UP religious.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
yeah but there was a yin-yang symbol in the window
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
they didn't go to heaven, or at least charlie, boone, and libby didn't.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
I think I've said this before about the post-Twin Peaks spate of multi-season TV dramas - Lynch (and to a similar extent, David Chase) seemed to grasp that they were essentially hamstrung by network economics and politics, that the only way to win the game was not to play, so to speak. The reason these kinds of shows have such problems with resolutions is that the series are not conceived as finite story arcs, and this is because they live from season to season. No network (well, maybe HBO?) is going to invest in a show that has to be over at a certain point - they want the opportunity to financially milk a successful show for all its worth, and as long as possible. Similarly, if a show fails in the first season, they aren't going to want to be on the hook to continue with subsequent seasons that would be required to wrap up the show's story arcs. So the writers of these shows are in a horrible predicament - they can set up all the interesting multi-season arcs they want, but they are constantly under the threat of being cancelled/not being give a clear end-date. So they go from season to season, kinda making it up as they go along. They are not really allowed to plot something carefully from beginning to end, because there's no financial incentive for this kind of approach, and they're constantly moving the goalposts as far as when a show will end. So they have to pad things, develop and abandon tangents, etc. These shows are not conceived like a movie, with a definite beginning, middle and end. They have a definite beginning, the middle is kind of unpredictable, and the end is usually unsatisfying. But it's the nature of seasonal television. It isn't really fair to expect better of writers, they don't have the financial security/freedom to really deliver what the audiences would most like to see.
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Jack sacrificed himself so that others could live
his side was pierced with a sword ffs
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
yeah tbh this was even more religious than BSG. that was apparently kinda mormon but i don't know anything about mormons so *waves hand over forehead, makes whooshing sound*
david lynch sux
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
he was denied sex by Kate three times
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
they are constantly under the threat of being cancelled/not being give a clear end-date
yeah it's too bad the Lost writers never had a clear end-date
oh wait, they had one for three seasons
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
Better than looking like BOTH Olsen twins, amirite? Eh? Eh?
But seriously folks, she looked like a pregnant woman, whereas earlier in the series she looked like she was wearing a big round thing that straps around your shoulders to make you look pregnant. If you look straight down and the skin on your neck wrinkles a bit, that does not mean that you're a big tub of oleo.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
he was black
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
And then the cock crowed?
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
1) this is extremely rare (maybe even unique?)2) even so, they didn't have an end date from the beginning, and I imagine a lot of stuff was set up in the first 3 seasons, no? (but what do I know I've never watched this show lolz) They may have mishandled seasons 3-6, in which case yeah blame away. but having an end-date from the middle of the show is not the same as having an end-date from the beginning
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
tbh this is the kind of thing that makes me fear subsequent seasons of Mad Men
mad men is p linear
i can see it getting less good (if they sacked wiener or he fell off or whatever)
but i don't think there are any big questions we need answered/things to explain
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
Mad Men has an end-date, no?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that's true there's no real mystery in Mad Men the way there was with Lost or BSG (or Twin Peaks)
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
weiner has said it won't go into the 70s iirc, and it'll be six seasons, iirc
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
"OK I can deal with the suckiness of the ending now if someone can clue me into some decent genre TV to draw my attnetion to now."
this show is awesome! way better than lost. okay, i've only seen one episode but it was wildly entertaining. plus, hot babes.
http://moderateinthemiddle.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/legend-of-the-seeker-poster1.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
already been cancelled. you won't find resolution there.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
Don't trust Scott! He was the one who said we should all watch that LOST show, and look how that turned out.
― trishyb, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
news to me - I mean, I assumed the logical endpoint would be the end of the 60s, but I didn't know about the six seasons thing
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
im looking forward to this thing w. miranda richardson on amc, looks suspense-y
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
These shows are not conceived like a movie, with a definite beginning, middle and end. They have a definite beginning, the middle is kind of unpredictable, and the end is usually unsatisfying. But it's the nature of seasonal television.
I take your point, but this show was different. I think a lot of the objection to its story arc -- or at least my objection to it -- is that after the definite beginning, everything was up for grabs. There was no part of the narrative that the writers couldn't one week say, "Well, that's not true anymore." Or just drop and never mention again, more likely. People talk about how LOST had all these "Rules". Fuck no, it didn't have ANY rules. And that's the problem. You cannot in a hundred years convince me that this lack of structure was intentional, or that the last episode made it all glow like God's nads. At the very best, they created a self-justifying bullshit argument for their own inability to make their ends meet. And that's unforgivable.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
MM six season thing: http://theweeklyblend.com/wordpress/?p=441
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 1:50 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark
thing is if they bring in time travel, they can keep it in the '60s as long as they want
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
It was a game of Calvinball.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
mad men ends when don finally jumps out of the window.
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
Dies of cancer. But that's for another thread.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
"Don't trust Scott! He was the one who said we should all watch that LOST show, and look how that turned out."
so true. i do apologize.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
'People talk about how LOST had all these "Rules". Fuck no, it didn't have ANY rules.'There is an actual rulebook and one continuity guy whose job it is to keep everything coherent. I might be confusing this guy with the Lucas counterpart, but apparently he uses some fancy custom database software to manage it.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
lost.jaymc.xls
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
that's sad about legend of the seeker. will have to get the first season box to watch. i liked its style:
http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/144/203/403/knuFFdohp5gIg9m.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
is this series canadian? it just feels very canadian for some reason, despite the cool goggle-eyed dude from mad max showing up.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
legend of the seeker looks like a really interesting show i will check it out thanks scott
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
Would try out Fringe but stupid Hulu only has season 2.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
i think they film seeker in new zealand.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
The Tribune Company has decided not to renew the series as of March 4, 2010. The show's owner, ABC, has announced that while Tribune has decided to drop Seeker, this is not the deciding factor on whether it is cancelled completely.[3][4][5] On April 26th Ausiello Files reported that Legend of the Seeker had been cancelled and would not return for a third season.[6] Fans of the series have responded by launching a renewal campaign titled "Save Our Seeker".[7][8][9][10] Terry Goodkind has expressed his support for the campaign.[11][12][13]
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Has anyone EVER managed a long form narrative like this which does all make sense in the end, without dropped threads or inconsistencies or unrealistic character motivations? I mean, I've not read War and Peace or anything, but maybe that's not even on the same scale anyway. LOST was pretty much the first (and may prove to be the last) time anyone's really had a chance to make this kind of thing work on tv, because yeah, they had the fixed end date to work towards. That's what makes it so disappointng to see them fail, but hey, maybe expecting them (or anyone else) to manage it in the first place was unrealistic.
― JimD, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
Cuselof will never admit that they fudged this huh (and before people post 'fudged? more like shat on with bombs from space' i am not as outraged by what they've done as most ppl k)
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I really liked this Canadian TV show that I thought was firefly for a while.http://sharetv.org/images/starhunter_ca-show.jpg
It had a "WALT! WHERE'S MY BOY" story arc. I think they found him and he was a messiah or something, then the universe blew up and people shifted through time.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
There is an actual rulebook and one continuity guy whose job it is to keep everything coherent. I might be confusing this guy with the Lucas counterpart, but apparently he uses some fancy custom database software to manage it.
Yeah, Gregg Nations has a lot to answer for.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Has anyone EVER managed a long form narrative like this which does all make sense in the end, without dropped threads or inconsistencies or unrealistic character motivations?
Sopranos. The Wire too, from what I can tell (I didn't watch the last season)
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
but, as has been pointed out, LOST (and BSG, and Twin Peaks) are a little different because they all centered around some kind of mystery
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936291
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
Even daily soap operas that have been on for like 40 years have made more sense, had fewer dropped threads and had more consistent character motivations than this shit. I mean, "she's in a coma!!!" makes a hell of a lot more sense than "yeah he's dead and now he's kind of like an evil slave zombie but also he's still good and can make his own decisions"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
DS9 had a fairly long story arc that definitively concluded, but it did so by being a contrived religious war opera instead of a proper star trek series.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
i really wouldnt have had a problem with some mysteries remaining mysteries--the problem was the choice of mysteries that WERE answered, and the utterly incompetent way the other mysteries were dropped from the series
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
No, really, guys.
http://net.educause.edu/er/erm07/erm0731_fig.gif
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
just caught up on this week's Breaking Bad and now I'm all "wtf is this Lost show everyone's harping on about?"
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
n/a
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
I mean luckily I realized sometime around s3 or 4 that all the coincidences built into the show were just stuff for obsessive fans to notice and would never add up to anything. but at the beginning it seemed like the show was going to be both -- that it would make sense as an emotional / character-driven story for the casual viewer but that there was a second layer of crazy obsessive puzzles that made at least a little bit of sense and were logically consistent (key concept) when you picked em apart. At some point they pretty much jettisoned that and just told the characters' not-very-coherent story, and the puzzle aspect was just a bunch of random references to old episodes thrown around with no rhyme or reason plus a bunch of new shit that made no sense.― dmr, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 5:15 PM (2 hours ago)
― dmr, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 5:15 PM (2 hours ago)
this is EXACTLY how i feel, and what i find so frustrating
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
A few dropped threads or inconsistencies would be one thing, but I just keep thinking of more and more and more things that were dropped or just don't make sense given the way things wrapped up, to the extent that it's pretty unforgiveable. Yes, LOST was fun for a good long while, but I highly doubt I will ever be compelled to watch anything the producers do in the future now that I realize the extent to which they made shit up as they went along (not a crime in and of itself) but then refused to even make it cohere in even the most batshit sense at the end of the day.
If it weren't for the fact that I think it fueled a really strong stretch of episodes in the middle there, I'd totally feel like the producers being given a definite end date is the worst thing that could've happened to the series.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
Just as BSG's '...and they have a plan.' tagline came to be a stick to beat the writers with, LOST's very title is starting to seem pretty hilarious.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
real question: how much turnover was there among the writers? I know they brought in hired guns at certain points like Brian K Vaughan but did someone in particular leave or quit that made the thrust of the show really change? I guess in theory Cuse and Lindelof were supposed to be steering the ship but I wonder.
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
what was jj abrams' involvement anyway?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
drug dealer
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
weed carrier?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
It's pretty weird to watch Season 1 of Lost and think "The smoke monster is actually a guy named Samuel from ancient times who is trying to prove that you are inherently evil and also kill you."
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
having never seen more than a few episodes of season 1, judging from this thread a neat little plot summary of this show would be hilarious/completely impenetrable
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
Abrams was what, co-creator and producer? My impression is he was more involved at the beginning but at some point he left to make MI:3 and Cloverfield and whatever else and never came back in any real way
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
^^^ this is mad hilar
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
'quote "light and water"'
And the commenters keep commenting:
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/05/lost-finale-reviews-which-most-likely-infuriated-die-hard-lost-fans/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
Unlike Seinfeld , Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond, Lost moved you in spiritual and adventurous way.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
wiki
Abrams directed and wrote the two-part pilot for Lost and remained active producer for the first half of the season. He later co-wrote the teleplay for Lost's third season premiere A Tale of Two Cities, and continued to participate in creative meetings with Damon Lindleof and Carlton Cuse about the direction and mythology of the show until its finish.
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
Here's everyone who got a writing credit on the show, and which seasons their episodes aired:
JJ Abrams (1, 3)Carlton Cuse (1-6)Leonard Dick (1, 2)Paul Dini (1)Brent Fletcher (1)David Fury (1)Jim Galasso (6)Drew Goddard (1, 3, 4)Javier Grillo-Marxuach (1, 2)Adam Horowitz (1-6)Jennifer Johnson (1)Dawn Lambertson Kelly (2)Christina M. Kim (2-4)Edward Kitsis (1-6)Damon Lindelof (1-6)Lynne E. Litt (1)Steven Maeda (2)Greggory Nations (4-6)Monica Owusu-Breen (3)Kyle Pennington (4-5)Jeff Pinkner (3)Matt Ragghianti (2)Graham Roland (6)Jordan Rosenberg (3)Elizabeth Sarnoff (2-6)Alison Schapker (3)Janet Tamaro (1)Christian Taylor (1)Melinda Hsu Taylor (5, 6)Brian K. Vaughan (3-5)Craig Wright (2)Paul Zbyszewski (5, 6)
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Who wrote paulo and nikki?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
Dear
Greggory Nations (4-6)Graham Roland (6)Elizabeth Sarnoff (2-6)Melinda Hsu Taylor (5-6)Paul Zbyszewski (5-6),
Fuck you.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
David Fury wrote Walkabout -- I always hoped he would write more for Lost after that.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
I was really hoping they'd pull some Wizard of Oz type shit where the statue, the temple, Jacob, etc, were all mystical BS put there by Widmore/Eloise whoever all to disguise the fact the island is some sort of time travel machine built in part by Faraday. And tie the numbers in some way to that, and Dharma, and make the electro-magnetism some sort of time travel side effect which is why the island's hidden in the first place. And maybe Desmond living down there for three years made him immune. Or whatever.
But I was expecting what we got. Whatever,everybody kisses and goes to heaven. But it's just too bad they didn't even try to wrap up any of the stuff that made the show so much fun in the first place.
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno who conceived the characters, but Kitsis and Horowitz wrote "Expose."
The thing is, I get the impression that Cuse and Lindelof are the ones responsible for the general narrative direction of the show, and the staff writers just sort of fill in the dialogue a lot of the time.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
Typically episode writers have zero individual control over the plot points within an episode.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
It's pretty sad that almost every fan theory I've read is better than what we got in the end. At least insofar as most of the theories involve some sort of resolution.
The review I read in the link above that said something about 'creative cowardice' is just about right. I think Cuse and Lindelof have been mentioning that a lot of stuff wouldn't be resolved for a while now because they realized that they'd painted themselves into a corner. In the end, they failed to resolve most of the lingering mysteries. And a lot of the ones that they did resolve seemed half-assed and perfunctory.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
they're the bernie madoff of 44-minute drama is who they are
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
serious request - can someone post a brief synopsis of each season
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
No, you have to truly share in our pain to UNDERSTAND
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
Deric you do realize you just quoted this entire thread, right?
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
loooolllllzzzzz not trying to embarrass anyone, but its fun to look at this thread and see the speculation that obviously was all for nothing. fun and kinda sad.
"Was there any significance in Smokey/Locke cutting off a piece of the rug or tapestry thing in the room where Jacon died? I just thought the size and shape of the piece he cut off to wipe the knife on was almost exactly the same as the piece of rug the shadow of the statue dudes found in the cabin..."
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
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― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure when I went back to the season 4 thread I found a quote from the writers which said that the episode "Not in Portland" had an anagram that would relate to the skeletons. All I can think of is that this would be 'mittelos' = lost time, not exactly a mind-blower nor related to the skellingtons in any way.
Actually I'm sure the writers came up with something like this every week, can anyone put them together and try them for crimes against humanity?
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
man of science, cutty of faith
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
In an EW.com article, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse answered the fan question, "What is the meaning or significance of the two skeletons that Jack and Kate found in the cave of season 1?"CUSE: The answer to that question goes to the nature of the timeline of the Island. We don't want to say too much about it, but there are a couple Easter eggs embedded in "Not in Portland", one of which is an anagram that actually sheds some light on the skeletons and hints at a larger mythological mystery that will start to unfold later in the season.LINDELOF: There were certain things we knew from the very beginning. Independent of ever knowing when the end was going to be, we knew what it was going to be, and we wanted to start setting it up as early as season 1, or else people would think that we were making it up as we were going along. So the skeletons are the living—or, I guess, slowly decomposing—proof of that. When all is said and done, people are going to point to the skeletons and say, "That is proof that from the very beginning, they always knew that they were going to do this."
Every time I read this it makes me more and more angry. Like Locke and the button-pushing.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
actually what's a good anagram of THE SKELETONS ARE MAN IN BLACK AND HIS MOM?
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
the one that annoys me was that even in the clip show right before the finale L&C are sitting there talking about the sideways timeline saying things like "so this is a world where the island is underwater. the island and its influence are not in play. we start to notice little differences about the characters and their lives. will the characters reconnect with each other without the island?" who fucking cares, they're all in purgatory. thanks for playing.
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
ugh my faith has been crushed
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
also shakey can you leave?
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
seriously, post synopsis of the season? go to the lost wiki you jerk
I get what you're saying Scott and some people read into a lot of the tiniest details way more than was ever advisable. But at the same time, talking, theorizing, and arguing about this show was a whole lotta fun, and I really don't regret a moment of doing it, regardless of how poorly it ended. And even the folks who went a little nutso on the theorizing, I think they were having fun as well, even if it looks like a strange kind of fun from my perspective. And those folks didn't seem any less insane then than they do now, either.
― Mister Jim, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
think my lack of faith was growing for a while up to the finale...it was always going to be a ridiculously long shot for them to pull this out of the bag after they wasted every chance to set up some answers/meaningful conclusions in the last 5/6 eps before the end.
i think "darlton" should be seriously ashamed of themselves, to defend such shit with such verbosity as they have done. they can't have believed this was the best they could have done, the standard of just about everything in the last few eps was horrendous. so many terrible scenes and lines. eg in the finale boone saying to hurley "shall we get them???"............and hurley replying "nah.....lets give em a minute!"
i mean how many films has that exchange been used in? same with "they're all waitin for ya!" as someone already said, and prob countless other scenes.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
hey, this one's good: Only fools are enslaved by time and space= Bones of Nadlers may lay deep in lost cave
SEE? They could have done that and I'd have some nice feelings towards them.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Jacob and MiB's last name confirmed as Nadler on the DVDs.
― wmlynch, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
noo it's Bernard and Rose... hang on... one black, one white... LOST
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
forgot to mention, bernard and rose can fuck off, them being in this was another tick for the shit list.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
Lost = M. Night Shyamalan, but as shaggy dog story instead of twist-ending.
― Ice Man Hearts Manly Interests, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
dude, relax
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
this ending=AI, so that means in about 9 years it will be widely hailed as a masterpiece right? [citation needed]
― Lows in the hundreds, be sure to cover those meats! (KMS), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Lost Wiki tries to avoid spoilers, so it isn't really very informative
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
Try Lostpedia.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
there are no spoilers anymore
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
Can't escape the spoilage.
― Lows in the hundreds, be sure to cover those meats! (KMS), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
Season 1: What is this crazy place?Season 2: What's with these crazy people?Season 3: Let's play ping-pong, dudes!Season 4: Can we please leave soon?Season 5: Someone set us up the bomb.Season 6: <Unintelligible>
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
^^^thanking u
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
they all died when the bomb went off btw. richard said he saw em die.
― cutty, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
shakey do u understand that
When all is said and done, people are going to point to the skeletons and say, "That is proof that from the very beginning, they always knew that they were going to do this."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
I am, in fact, pointing to the skeletons right now and I feel like telling everybody that they were proof that Darlton always knew they were going to do that.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
That's so fun. "Isn't it clear that we intended, from the beginning, for one of the skeletons to belong to a character who was obliquely mentioned once and never introduced until the third-to-last episode of the entire series?"
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
Having had a day to mull it over, the thing that I think is the absolute worst is how they just carried on adding more and more unanswered stuff in season 6, saying there were rules then just confusing those rules particularly wrt Jacob, Man In Black - I still have no idea what their capabilities or limitations were and I think that's one of the worst things they left out/fudged. If you don't know the rules you can't anticipate what the characters could do or root for them to do the right thing - you're just as lost (ha) as they are and no actions have any significance - the audience just continues to be passive waiting to be told what does and doesn't matter.
I could forgive, to a point, a lot of the other storylines being left open-ended but considering Jacob v MIB was the over-arching, defining, under-pinning of EVERYTHING they needed to put in a few definite bold strokes - and this could have been done so easily. Just set a few ground rules, so everyone knows where things stand - probably at the start of season 6 - and all the other bullshit can happen around it. If they'd had a definite mythology there they could point to THAT and say they always knew what they were doing. Biggest wasted opportunity of the whole series, and that's saying something.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
Why didn't Mr. Eko come back?
It's one of the most asked questions about Lost's final season. After all, everyone else returned! So what gives?
Sources tell me exclusively:
Lost's Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje--who played the iconic Mr. Eko--was offered a guest spot in last night's Lost series finale, but he...wait for it...turned it down.
According to ABC and Lost insiders, Adewale was offered a hearty sum to do one scene in the last hurrah, but the actor wanted five times the amount that was offered. It didn't work out.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
his stick didn't have a yin yang on it
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
Because you were wondering:
You know those Oceanic 815 plane crash images that ran after Jack's (Matthew Fox) eye closed and the "Lost" logo appeared on our TV screens? Some "Lost" fans and TV critics have wondered if they were a last Easter egg from the producers, a clue meant to lead us to conclude that no one survived Oceanic 815's crash landing — and therefore everything we've seen over the last six years never really happened.Well, ABC wants to clear the air: Those photographs were not part of the "Lost" story at all. The network added them to soften the transition from the moving ending of the series to the 11 p.m. news and never considered that it would confuse viewers about the actual ending of the show."The images shown during the end credits of the 'Lost' finale, which included shots of Oceanic 815 on a deserted beach, were not part of the final story but were a visual aid to allow the viewer to decompress before heading into the news," an ABC spokesperson wrote in an e-mail Tuesday.That means, Losties, that we were not supposed to think that Christian Shepherd (John Terry) is a liar. What Christian told his son, when they were reunited at the church, should serve as guidance for our interpretation of the series' ending.So let's review: Christian told Jack that he was dead and everyone else in the church was too — some had died before Jack, as we already knew, and some died long after. The sideways flashes then were a step in everyone's after-lives, a way to reconnect before moving on permanently. While there still may be unanswered questions related to that religious and spiritual conclusion to the "Lost" story, the photographs were really just a nostalgic, transitional touch added by ABC executives — and not executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.Love or hate it, that's the final answer.
Well, ABC wants to clear the air: Those photographs were not part of the "Lost" story at all. The network added them to soften the transition from the moving ending of the series to the 11 p.m. news and never considered that it would confuse viewers about the actual ending of the show.
"The images shown during the end credits of the 'Lost' finale, which included shots of Oceanic 815 on a deserted beach, were not part of the final story but were a visual aid to allow the viewer to decompress before heading into the news," an ABC spokesperson wrote in an e-mail Tuesday.
That means, Losties, that we were not supposed to think that Christian Shepherd (John Terry) is a liar. What Christian told his son, when they were reunited at the church, should serve as guidance for our interpretation of the series' ending.
So let's review: Christian told Jack that he was dead and everyone else in the church was too — some had died before Jack, as we already knew, and some died long after. The sideways flashes then were a step in everyone's after-lives, a way to reconnect before moving on permanently. While there still may be unanswered questions related to that religious and spiritual conclusion to the "Lost" story, the photographs were really just a nostalgic, transitional touch added by ABC executives — and not executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
Love or hate it, that's the final answer.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
I never thought I'd like meddling execs version better.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what happens to people who are murdered in the purgatory world (Keamy).
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
:( Triple A
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
double secret purgatory
― dmr, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
I read some dude's recap of the finale and there was a bit mentioned which seemed interesting and presumably deliberate-- when we came into view of the rpg save point, it was blatantly much less bright than when we first saw it in the Jacob/MiB origin story.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ oh I didn't mean ILX user 'some dude', just y'know, some dude.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
still wanna know why jacob let dharma people drill into the earth where majik energy was. that wasn't a threat to the island?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
i know, i know, nothing matters now. but still...
Apologies if this was already linked/torn apart upthread, but this is supposedly a response to fans from one of the Bad Robot/Lost staff about the show and its ending: http://is.gd/cp6YT
I wasn't mad about it like most of the people in this thread, so whatever. I thought the part about the final scenes of the show being written in 2004 was interesting, though, and explains why it kind of seemed incongruous when considering how the show evolved over time.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
xp he "sent" daniel back to stop them. who knows.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 6:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
i bet u anything that the "final scene" they knew would happen was just the jack-closing-his-eye shot.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
Shouldn't a professional writer be able to spell words.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
Naw, I actually kind of buy that J.J. set up the premise that they would all crash on the island and would eventually meet in the afterlife because of what they ended up meaning to each other over the course of the show. That seems reasonable. But then he left it up to "Darlton" to get from A to B as bizarrely as possible.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
You imagine he'd also know that Juliet wasn't in the show, around, say, 2004. But whatever.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2010/05/lost-writers-talk-about-series-finale.html
at 2.09, FFS! They say the cut on Jack's neck in s6 premiere was a really important clue to what happens in the finale. What, Jack gets an injury of some sort? We already know it's an "alt" timeline. "Fortunately no-one figured it out!!!!"
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
In the writers' room:
http://avionod.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/then-a-miracle-happens.gif?w=300&h=364
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
But, yes, I'm willing to concede that perhaps the gist of the last 10 minutes was already in the can, back in the day.
― winnebago taco, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
Libby isn't in season 1 either.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Neither are Desmond and Penny.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not saying the specifics and participants were plotted to the last detail, but the "afterlife meetup" was probably J.J.'s idea from the beginning.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
I know *you're* not saying that, but the Bad Robot guy is.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
omg did Johnny Fever write for the show.
Shame on you.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
I WISH. MiB would've been redeemed rather than pushed off a cliff to a lame death.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
I think I just realized that Desmond's real purpose in s6 was to get the viewer to let go and realize that nothing mattered. "It's just a show, brotha. Don't bother looking for sense and resolution where there's none to be found. Let go."
And then the last episode was him hitting us with his car.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
HA!!!
― winnebago taco, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
it really is mind-boggling how positive the user ratings are for the episode on the avclub, darkufo, etc.
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, but if you think about the fact that there were Lost message boards that earnestly discussed who Kate would choose, rather than making bird-flinging jokez, you might understand the superfan reactions.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
at this point i am genuinely wondering about the horse
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
was it smokey?
do you think Island Magic allows hurley to talk to animals, if so he could go find that bird and personally ask it why it said his name.
― wtf why are there vampires in forever 21 (reddening), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
I'm kind of annoyed that this Bad Robot dude is saying that MIB was behind the Dharma purge. I liked it much better when I thought that Jacob was going Mother on these drilling hippies.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
Not that I'm apologizing for the choice, but it's meant to mirror/reference/whatever Locke getting pushed out of the window by his dad, eh?
― scottpl, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
I still wonder about the magic box.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
That was one of my favorite bits that went nowhere
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah? I was thinking that I was pleased that so many people seemed to be unsatisfied with, or at least had serious reservations about the finale (NYT, Slate, Sepinwall, etc.)
― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
The Slate TV club, e.g., featured three commentators, two of whom came into Season 6 feeling sort of skeptical about the direction the show was taking and the third who was a pretty big apologist. After the finale, however, the apologist was just like, "Yeah, that pretty much sucked."
― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
when we came into view of the rpg save point, it was blatantly much less bright than when we first saw it in the Jacob/MiB origin story.
ya know I noticed this as well, even said something at the time.
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
yeah jaymc, the overall negative chatter about the episode is exactly why i'm amazed that avclub readers give it a B+ on average and the darkufo ratings break down as:
Awesome 63.4% (29,951 votes)Great 12.6% (5,959 votes)OK 10.2% (4,828 votes)Poor 5.5% (2,586 votes)Awful 8.2% (3,889 votes)
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)
the comments on the post i wrote were like 2:1 positive about the dumb thing. but i got an email that said 'GURL YES'
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe people are still in denial. Or haven't stopped to really think about it yet. I think the episode offers a lot of immediate pleasures, and so for some people they may have to step back a bit to realize how shitty certain parts of it were. Me, I'm not really incensed at the finale itself, but I think the finale is absolutely endemic of the squandered potential of this season (and maybe the last couple).
― jaymc, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
It's too bad Juliet became popular enough that Elizabeth Mitchell spun off into V. Keeping her around for S6 would've facilitated an ending in which the whole show was just something Sawyer was thinking about while the two of them were having sex.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
BTW I guess Jack being married to and producing a child with Juliet wasn't quite enough of a memory jogger to get him to heaven.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the real loser in all this is David Shepard, who seemed like a really nice kid, but unfortunately WAS NEVER EVEN REAL.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
Uncanny how much that kid looked like him
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
^ yeah I was thinking that.The golden light stuff incensed me at the time but I've made my peace with it a bit now, I just lump it with lol-finale stuff. Yeah they didn't need to put it all the way through s6 but tbf s6 was shitty anyway. It's s6 as a whole that's really annoyed me, mainly for the blatant lack of consistency in the one storyline that was meant to be the whole origin of the whole damn island.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
lol at this. JJ Abrams' show turned out to be a piece of shit, I'm gonna go watch his other show now instead...
― Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)
I stopped halfway through S1 of Fringe, but apparently it got completely retooled in the interim and is now essentially a different show. I'm curious, but still not compelled to revisit.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
spock is on it.
― akm, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 06:28 (fifteen years ago)
s2 of fringe was a lot better than s1--one of my favorite shows this year
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
but i got an email that said 'GURL YES'
dude if you were single (you're not, rite?) this would be the point at which I tell you DAMN BUOY YOU SHOULD HIT DAT
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)
i think i was being addressed as 'gurl' in that instance
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 6:40 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
hahaha those fuckers
honestly wonder if they'd even figured out what the 'alt time line' was at the start of this season
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)
kate and sawyer justifiably a bit pissed off that in the world they created for themselves where they hang around to be reunited for eternity with their true loves jack and juliet were banging
― conrad, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:55 (fifteen years ago)
^^ this
― every night i tell myself i am the custos, i am the wind. (some dude), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
tell me more
do i need to watch s1 first?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
here's a "season 1 playlist" i found on another forum ... lays out the mytharc of the show without too many "monster of the week" type episodes in there
Pilot s01e01 The Arrival s01e04The Equation s01e108Safe s01e10Bound s01e11Ability s01e14Bad Dreams s01e17The Road Not Taken s01e19 There's More Than One of Everything s01e20
― pearsonic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
cool
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
fringe doesn't take itself too seriously and some of the ideas are really imaginative if the 'science' is srsly dumb. i wouldn't necessarily recommend it to those pissed off after the lost finale.
― pollos da don (tpp), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
Which means (since it's a JJ Abrams joint) that it should start sucking mid-way through the next season. When did Alias and Felicity go of the rails in their respective series runs?
― Lows in the hundreds, be sure to cover those meats! (KMS), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
i never got to the end of 'alias'. it wasn't bad, but wasn't that compelling either. there was some big mystery but it wasn't that important. much lighter show than 'lost'.
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
When did Alias and Felicity go of the rails in their respective series runs?
Didn't watch Felicity, but Alias went off the rails at the beginning of S3. The first two seasons are still my idea of perfect television.
― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
alias got all mystical rambaldi and shit... that was its downfall. shoulda just been a spy show.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
it was way campy
i kind of liked the chutzpah of doing, like, VIENNA, TAIPEI, MOSCOW, stock footage, three times each ep
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
it was very lost in the way it set up these intriguing mysteries and totally failed to follow through with anything interesting
like the season that started 2 years in the future and she'd lost her memory
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
like 3 episodes later it was back to business as usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xYp0J5aT_M
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
I only watched the first season of Felicity, but a read a description of its final season that involved time travel and magic. It makes me fearful of Fringe's future seasons.
― Lows in the hundreds, be sure to cover those meats! (KMS), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
um, its definitely lighter than lost, and i dont care too much about the central mystery(s), which are not really that mysterious anyway. & one reason i like it is that i came back to it w/ pretty low expectations.
but its a very good x-files rip, excellent chemistry between the three leads, and the guy who plays walter is great. good mix of monster-of-the-week and larger-arc episodes (so nice to have a show where episodes that don't tie into the big picture are a drag). way more sci-fi than lost. i dont really ever watch it glued to the set on thursdays the way i did with lost but i catch it every week and its always enjoyable.
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
oh, and, i dont think you really need to watch s1 if you read a summary, or even just go w/ the short playlist up there--i watched the first half of s1 and then skipped the second half and jumped in to s2, and it didnt matter, though i wish id watched the finale of s1 cause it had one of those trademark jj abrams gamechanger finale moments
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:10 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
are a drag or aren't a drag?
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
excellent chemistry between the three leads
seriously? the Murdoch niece was the reason i tuned out after 2 episodes, can't handle 1 of only 3 major characters being total shit.
― some dude, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
That note supposedly from one of the writers/Bad Robot guys is so obviously bogus!
― Becky Facelift, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
ARENT a drag
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
― some dude, Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:32 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no accounting for taste i guess? shes good in a gillian anderson way. dunno what you dislike abt her.
was gonna say "she wasn't his soulmate, Kate was" but that would mean Jack was also soulmates w/ a coffin and Locke's toe
― dmr, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
and kate's soulmate...
― conrad, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
I LOLed.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
in the 'real' timeline kate was made to feel that claire was AN INCREDIBLY SIGNIFICANT PERSON IN HER LIFE, which i never understood but it's true. when jack bids her adieu atop the cliff, he says she needs to go and help claire get home
but um yeah so in one of the early alt eps there's nothing to jog either's memory i guess
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
coz yah soulmates. because obviously there's only one person in the whole cosmos who's going to mean a thing to you.
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
but its a very good x-files rip, excellent chemistry between the three leads, and the guy who plays walter is great. good mix of monster-of-the-week and larger-arc episodes (so nice to have a show where episodes that don't tie into the big picture aren't a drag).
TBH what I loved abt X Files was the monster-of-the-week done-in-ones. I just love that form and wish it were still more common. More often than not when X-F played to the big arc it was just annoying.
― Is it far? Is it far? Is it far? (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
okay, its official, i don't hate the ending anymore. maria couldn't watch the finale, so she watched it last night on the computer and i was in bed listening and it made me like all the characters again and made me sad. it was like listening to a very strange radio play. i dunno, i still kinda hate it a little, but listening last night did remind me why i liked the show in the first place.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://img2.pict.com/d8/f3/2c/3555269/0/lost.gif
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
haha, best one yet.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
the only mystery of LOST that matters to me is where these awesome gifs come from.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
According to Richard Alpert, a gif is bestowed on everyone who is touched by Jacob.
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
The whole thing was bobbins.
― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.collider.com/2010/05/26/lost-epilogue-12-14-minutes-michael-emerson-jorge-reyes/
annoying
― English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Thursday, 27 May 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)
I'm glad I avoided this thread for S6, since I actually enjoyed both the season and finale. The Christian zombie scene was pretty lame for obvious reasons, but the rest of the finale made me bawl and shriek in all the right spaces so job well done.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
ok that collider thing you linked to is fucking infuriating, esp when i reread it and realized you only get it if you buy the complete series on DVD. what a blatant dick move (on the plus side, i am sure that it will be unsatisfying and will suck).
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 May 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
eh it'll be on youtube etc. as soon as it hits DVD, who cares? it'd be a rip off if they expected people to shell out money for the big DVD box and there WASN'T some pretty nice bonuses. anyway it sounds like they shot a chapter/scene for the finale that they just weren't able to fit without making the episode a full 3 hours, might as well clip out something relatively standalone that'll be of interest to people and make it a way to sell DVDs.
― some dude, Thursday, 27 May 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
my issue is more that cuse and lindhof (err i think) said that after the last ep they'd be dunzo
but actually there is more 'mythology' to pay out coz they were too busy showing us how in purgatory ben actually learned to be a mensch, only not that much coz he still has some issues blah blah blah
― English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Thursday, 27 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
I only watched the first season of Felicity, but a read a description of its final season that involved time travel and magic. It makes me fearful of Fringe's future seasons
This is when Felicity went off the rails. The whole Nole/Ben thing was the big deal but they added the death of the pink power ranger, or did the wiccan girl die? Anyway Felicity had this "what if I didn't do this one thing" time travel sequence for an entire season which was incredibly frustrating and then the show ended. The last episode iirc was: hey we're in college (med school) and I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, as usual! Lame.
Lost finale was jerkin the emotional chains but wasn't really substantial enough. The best series finale ever was 6 feet under. I cried so hard when I watched that.
― peacocks, Thursday, 27 May 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
me too.
― cutty, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
that collider link calls him jorge reyes in the url, like reality and alternate reality are MERGING
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
― English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Thursday, May 27, 2010 11:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well, like i said, i'm betting it's 90% likely those 12 minutes were written/filmed as part of the episode, which obviously ran really long as it is, and just got cut out because it wasn't essential to the story, but is still theoretically interesting enough to show to fans somehow.
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
btw I get the feeling that, esp in the last season, an actual episode of Lost became not that much more to 'fans' (ie us) than "let's see what the writers have given us" rather than a real world (ie we were asking what Darlton would do, rather than would Jack etc would do) so the finale kind of lost its impact compared to if it had been a different show. I don't think I'm articulating this very well, but I'm not sure if it was the nature of that kind of TV show or whether the writers popping up everywhere and promising what they were going to 'give us' was the major factor. Or maybe it just becomes like that when you dissect a show to the extent this thread has...
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
The best series finale ever was 6 feet under. I cried so hard when I watched that.
I had to give up HBO sometime early on in the 4th season, so I've never gotten to the end of 6FU. I've been meaning to for years, but I may have to actually do it now because I want to see something with a good finale.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, 6FU had an emotional "about the characters" finale that totes worked.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
an actual episode of Lost became not that much more to 'fans' (ie us) than "let's see what the writers have given us"
yeah i'll cop to this. it wasn't helped by the fact that characters became increasingly cardboard and rote as time went on: see sun and jin wandering blandly around for fourteen episodes before jumping up like twenty emotional pitches to "tragic death." but yeah i was predisposed not to want to just kick back and take an emotional ride when they were wasting valuable plot time on dogen/lennon/temple shit.
a lot of the finale elements really smack of "oh well we ran out of time to come up with anything better." for all this talk of "for the characters," i have a really incomplete sense of what the people on the escaping plane felt. making claire the next crazy island lady never really turned into anything. i guess miles has nikki and paolo's diamonds so that's nice for him.
― AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
damn i forgot about that -- i hope miles lived out his days being awesome and rich and never had to go hug those dorks in a church
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
but yeah the man behind the curtain really swallowed the show-as-show toward the end unfortunately. up to a certain point those guys doing podcasts and answering questions was refreshing but eventually it sucked away a lot of your ability to engage in the narrative as an actual story and not the machinations of some high profile behind the scenes dudes.
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
lived out his days being awesome and rich and never had to go hug those dorks in a church
put this on my tombstone, plz
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
i had the same attitude about the Six Feet Under finale that a lot of people are copping about Lost right now -- never got really into it, tuned back in for the last couple episodes and was like 'lol this shit blows, i feel bad for people that care about these characters' but maybe context is everything
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
I thought it was great
― dmr, Friday, 28 May 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
and I wasn't even that into the last couple seasons of 6 Feet
― dmr, Friday, 28 May 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
never got really into it, tuned back in for the last couple episodes and was like 'lol this shit blows, i feel bad for people that care about these characters
Yeah this was exactly how I felt about 6FU too.
Best finale is The Shield, for sure.
― Simon H., Friday, 28 May 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
So according to Jorge Garcia, in that final Jack/Locke fight O'Quinn forgot to swap the real knife for the fake one and stabbed Fox with it. He had a kevlar pad on, but had only grudgingly been talked into wearing it.
― President Keyes, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
"forgot"
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
man that wd have been so fucking metal, if fox actually got stabbed
― English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
THAT would have made for a rad finale
― max, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
Kimmel's show set moved to the emergency ward...
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
Is that why Fox chose to sort of sit-lean instead of sit on a chair like everyone else? Probably bruised at least, no?
― minor thread (Jon Lewis), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
Biggest "Lost" mystery: why they decided to end it when they did, when clearly they could have piled on at least another season of bullshit while they worked on a better ending. I mean, why the rush, dudes?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
they were probably losing audience like crazy. don't know any numbers, but abc might not have wanted another season? or am i totally wrong.
― scott seward, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
I thought they made a deal with the network during the third season to set an end date?
― sofatruck, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the definitive end date had been determined long ago. The problem lies with Damon and Carlton for not wrapping it up all tidy, despite having three years to sort it out.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Would you guys feel more or less cheated if they ended on a cliffhanger never to be resolved?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
I guess in this case there's an actual cliff!
If they would have ended it with MIB escaping and beginning to wreak havoc on the rest of the world I would have been fine with that. xpost
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Yes. Unequivocally. An ambiguously cliffhangery ending would've been vastly preferable to me.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
enh ... I'd rather it at least partly wrap up, I just thought the way it wrapped was lame
― dmr, Friday, 28 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
would've been stoked for wtf cliffhanger
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
I seriously held out hope until the end that they would deliver one more massive WTF. Oh well.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
I should've specified that I would've appreciated an ambiguous ending to the ending we got, not necessarily to the theoretical well-resolved ending that we didn't get.
Like I said somewhere above, I almost prefer to think of the season 5 end as the end of the series at this point, knowing how little else was resolved to my own personal satisfaction over the course of s6.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
If MIB escaped, I'd have ended it with him on another beach lounging, sipping girly drinks. Ben is in the chair next to him going "couldn't you have done this at the old island?"and MIB just shrugs.
W H A T T H E Y D I E D F O R
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 May 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
I would have totally loved if it ended with MIB escaping and it having basically no effect on the outside world
― peter in montreal, Friday, 28 May 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
I almost prefer to think of the season 5 end as the end of the series
Well, it's the only episode ever of the show where the title card at the end was on a white background instead of black. Juliet detonating a hydrogen bomb with a rock after she'd fallen about 75 feet into a hole and the very last spoken line of the show being "Come on, you son of a bitch" (as an ode to James/Sawyer, her true love) is a much better finale, even if it leaves every question ever completely unresolved.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
I think if you followed up that with selected IRL island scenes from S6 plus the Richard and Smokey episodes and the IRL half of the finale, you'd have a dece thing.
― minor thread (Jon Lewis), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
would really prefer to not have the smokey ep
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
i don't know if anything would have worked. first mistake was casting two blase beach bums to be your EPIC GREEK TRAGEDY CLASH OF THE TITANS GOOD AND EVIL FATE OF MANKIND protagonists. two dudes hangin' on the beach waiting for the perfect wave. zzzzzzzzzzz....
― scott seward, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
i mean you literally had to have another actor play one of them to make things interesting.
I hate jacob
― conrad, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
i hate that fucking light
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
Ending in a nuke would have been very "Sledgehammer!" of them.
I have no doubt ABC would have Ok'd another season at least. It's not like "Lost" was pushed under the bus. The dudes just wanted to call it a day, I think, and no doubt are convinced they did it in the coolest and most satisfying way possible.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
not watching their next show...
― scott seward, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
I'll watch it if they work with Michael Emerson again.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
it's kinda funny how the whole thing was placed in the hands of these 2 guys who, given their resumes, which were full of unremarkable shit like Nash Bridges (OK Cuse created Brisco County, which is kinda badass), people really had no reason to expect great things from. and they did better than anyone could've predicted for a while, but it probably was bound to come crashing down eventually.
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
but then i've never totally understood the whole WOAH IT'S JJ ABRAMS thing and am not sure it would've gone so much better with him at the wheel the whole time either.
a lot of people who create interesting stuff often labour on un-interesting stuff for a while first. that's the nature of the tv biz.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think one of those dudes working on nash bridges meant lost was doomed
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
Mitchell Hurwitz: "Empty Nest" --> "Golden Girls" --> "The John Larroquette Show" --> "The Ellen Degeneres Show" --> "Arrested Development"!
― Becky Facelift, Saturday, 29 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i know journeymen types often have unlikely arcs -- but i'm saying only 1 of those 2 guys was even a minor player in the actual creation of the series, and it's hard to say how much they contributed to its early greatness, so maybe these guys with somewhat hacky background being put in charge and eventually giving the show a hacky ending was maybe an avoidable mistake.
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Saturday, 29 May 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
we'll never know.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 May 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
Echoing shit up thread, yeah, man when Jacob and MiB was first revealed, so goddamn mad and confused. Who are these aging surfer goombas and why are you making me care about them JJ Abrams! The incredibly sharp disparity in the quality of casting on this show makes me wonder what was going on with that process.
― ╓abies, Saturday, 29 May 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)
Actually considering I think it was mostly bad, guys like Michael Emerson or dude who played Sayid must have just been darts in a dark room.
― ╓abies, Saturday, 29 May 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
i'd say the casting was far more often good than it was bad
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Saturday, 29 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I totally just came to backpedal on that one after looking over a cast list. This last season made me really bitter!
― ╓abies, Saturday, 29 May 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
But srsly can't believe they cast Tom Verlaine to play one of the series biggest and most mysterious charactershttp://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/M/Ma/Pictures/mark-pellegrino.jpg
― ╓abies, Saturday, 29 May 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)
Ha, read this thinking you were referring to Jacob and MIB for a minute
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 29 May 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 May 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
Clearly they were the standins for those two and the whole thing was actually a Pirandello homage.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 May 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)
I seriously held out hope until the end that they would deliver one more massive WTF.
"WTF, I wasted six years of my life on this shit" not massive enough for you?
― JimD, Saturday, 29 May 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
Obviously writer fux didn't have this in mind, but nearly a week after I am starting to think the best way to read the finale really was "Don't worry about this shit so much. Life happens and then you die. You'll get no answers, so stop trying."
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 29 May 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, I think they at least partly had that in mind, actually. Desmond: "None of this matters."
― dmr, Saturday, 29 May 2010 10:02 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, to them, though, I really think at best they were just talking about TV shows. Maybe I'm being too mean, but after jerking us around for years and giving us this [see past 1,000 posts] bullshit, I think I'll go ahead and be a bit mean.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 29 May 2010 10:09 (fifteen years ago)
I am starting to think the best way to read the finale really was "Don't worry about this shit so much. Life happens and then you die. You'll get no answers, so stop trying."
Huh... maybe there really IS something to this, a'la "A Serious Man." Hadn't even crossed my mind.
― Becky Facelift, Saturday, 29 May 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
i know. though i do like the idea of Bodhi (from "point break") being some kind of spiritual/symbolic avatar.
― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
This is pretty coolhttp://kotaku.com/5550627/if-lucasarts-had-made-a-lost-gamein-1987
― Number None, Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
that's hilarious
― AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Saturday, 29 May 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
Can't remember if these were posted before, but
http://i48.tinypic.com/2cr5c0p.pnghttp://i47.tinypic.com/wv8qat.pnghttp://i47.tinypic.com/2gxqy6q.jpghttp://i47.tinypic.com/5tryg1.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/2v19gmq.jpg
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Saturday, 29 May 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
those are great.
well I read the vozzek recap but it was sadly about 2/3 fanboy BS. I did get some interesting things to chew on, though.
the light was dimmed when they first went in, but was restored to full strength after Jack's dubious Jesus imitation.
the alt line is something special, not necessarily purgatory in the sense of "for everybody" but in a very specific Lost-sense relating apparently to the nuke (??? whatever). It's worth rewatching various appearances by "dead" people in past seasons with the view that they were visitors from the alt, e.g. Charlie visiting Hurley in the mental hospital, Ana Lucia pulling Hurley over, etc.
Desmond's "special" Island-tie to the alt-world (where enlightenment equals knowledge of both timelines) explains his flashes/premonitions about Charlie and how he saved Charlie's life several times in the "regular" timeline.
certain other folks (who died during the regular tineline) may have been (gag) "enlightened" the whole time in the alt, which explains some of their odd mannerisms and dialogue: Keamy, Minkowsky (as the limo driver), Boone on the plane, etc.
also interesting thoughts about the old version of Hawking as being purely an alt manifestation, I guess I'll quote:
It's chilling to think that perhaps Hawking has been here all along; even when we saw her in the ring shop or the Looking Glass station, she was just as enlightened as she is now. Remember that her two appearances also took place within off-island realms: one during Desmond's failsafe flashback, and the other in the Oceanic Six world. She could easily have been reaching back to those places from the ALT/Purgatory universe, where we now know that time means very, very little.
not saying this gets the writers off the hook but still...
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Saturday, 29 May 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
That's at least kind of interesting.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 30 May 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
this really hits the mark: http://nymag.com/arts/tv/reviews/66293/
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Sunday, 30 May 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
No wonder it was touching: It was grief therapy directed at us as fans.
good article
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
That article annoyed me. I was disappointed with (a few) aspects of the finale but don't feel betrayed or tricked or condescended to. That's kind of silly.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 31 May 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
I definitely feel condescended to... oh wait is that a Chuck E Cheese over there?
― bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 31 May 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
I think it's absolutely OTM. I mean, how can you not feel condescended to by the whole "OH LOOK, A CHUCK E CHEESE" thing?
lol xp
― JimD, Monday, 31 May 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)
thought the article was great. some of the more articulated, on point criticisms of the finale/series i've seen yet
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 31 May 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
gonna be a little bummed out next time i see a chuck e. cheese i bet
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 31 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
I couldn't agree more with that article. And it pointed me towards the fine brothers videos, some of which had me laughing out loud. Walt!!!!!! Korean Korean!!!!
― Jacob Sanders, Monday, 31 May 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
great article
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/2OXLq.gif
― gbx, Monday, 31 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
Hahahahahaha
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Monday, 31 May 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
never tire of that one.
― Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Monday, 31 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
PPL!!! my wife Karen has a Lost-related gag cartoon in this week's New Yorker. I YAM SO PROUDED ^_^
http://www.cartoonbank.com/2010/Will-you-shut-up-about-Lost-already/invt/135278
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
Your wife could be veeeeeeery useful on this thread:
The "Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week 1
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
Wow, that's awesome! Congrats!
― Becky Facelift, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha!!!
amazing.
dude.
that's like.
bucket list.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
It's her third NYer gag printed and sixth one sold. But this time is special bcuz Michael Emerson might see it...
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
That's awesome! Also, Karen OTM.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
dang jon lewis your wife rules
― max, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
She really does.
How do i get darkufo or whatever to post a link to her cartoon?
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)
awesome! at first i thought you meant she was a caption contest winner, but this is whole 'nother level awesome. i was total newyorker cartoonist fanboy as a kid.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
When she goes in to pitch the magaizine new pieces, she has lunch afterward with Sam Gross and all the other old grouchy NYC/Long Island NYer cartoonists. So cool.
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
i met sam gross once. he got cigar ashes in the book i asked him to sign. knew some of the people who lived in connecticut. my brother would hang with them. roz. ziegler. others. good folks.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
I rly need to go with her one of these times so I can meet all those dudes. (Roz does not come in to pitch in person anymore apparently). Does Dan Bunny draw?
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
he does draw, but they dug him cuz he's crazy. jack z. did the cover of bunnybrains album on matador. always thought far side dude got his whole act from jack z. well, jack z. and kliban.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah esp Kliban. As famous as 'Cat' is, those other Kliban books warped and guided my brain severely when I was like 8 years old.
― Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
@DamonLinderlof I found the ending of Isner/Mahut satisfying, but wish they had answered more questions. about 20 hours ago via web
prick
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 25 June 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha, A++++ Linderlof
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 25 June 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
yeah did lol
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 25 June 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
fuck it i ain't mad atcha damlin
― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Friday, 25 June 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
Yes.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like it's pretty common for entertainers to openly resent the dumbest members of their fanbase, but man this guy really hates the smart ones
― ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ say hi to me (some dude), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
I don't see having some fun with = hate.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
well i don't mean just re: that tweet
― ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ say hi to me (some dude), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
2 months after the fact. Still fucking pissed.
― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Friday, 23 July 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)
2 months after the fact. I hardly ever think about it any more. The journey was fun, but we ended up in church. Oh well, we can leave and never have to return.
― nickn, Friday, 23 July 2010 08:35 (fifteen years ago)
for me, the series "ended" w/ the Jacob/MIB origin story, compounded by the "Chucky Cheese" quip. Everything after that was just coasting toward the inevitable & I honestly just did not give a fuck anymore.
― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)
I starting watching this from the start with my sons recently. I forgot how much I loved early Lost - John Locke is just fucking great right from the off.
The kids are loving every minute of it and demanding to watch a new episode every night. Last night we stayed up late for the Season One finale - MOI BOIBEE!!!/WWWWAAAALLLLTTT!!!!/STOP, THE NUMBERS ARE BAD!!!!
Much less of Smokey in the first season than I remember - kills the pilot, faces down Locke, makes the odd noise, tries to drag Locke down a hole. You only really get one glimpse of actual moving sentient smoke.
Can't wait for the Season Two opener.
― embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:52 (fifteen years ago)
RIP enjoying LOST.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
on hulu, if you play the finale, it loops back onto the pilot episode. one thing i noticed in the pilot was a lot less talking!
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ44dhcc_GM
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIFhttp://www.profilesinhistory.com/lost-the-auction.htmlhttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIF
http://www.profilesinhistory.com/emails/7-19-10/images/LOST_Cover01.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
NUCLEAR BOMB CORE DETONATED IN SEASON FIVE FINALE - $800 - $1,200
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
878. DANIEL FARADAY'S JOURNAL WITH EXTENSIVE HANDWRITTEN NOTES FROM HIS TIME TRAVEL EXPERIMENTS. $1,000 - $1,500
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
890. FRAMED PHOTO OF THE 1977 DHARMA RECRUITS $400 - $600
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
148. SAWYER'S LETTER TO THE MAN WHO MURDERED HIS PARENTS $400 - $600
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)
207. TWO (2) CRATES FILLED WITH SIX (6) VIRGIN MARY STATUES $400 - $600
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
344. DIGITAL SWAN STATION/HATCH WALL COUNTDOWN CLOCK $200 - $300
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
349. GERONIMO JACKSON LP, CASSETTE, AND POSTER $200 - $300
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
519. KARL'S LED GOGGLES FROM "ROOM 23" $300 - $500
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
724. ISLAND TIME-SHIFTING FROZEN WHEEL $600 - $800
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
how much for a handwritten apology from the writing staff re: S6?
― it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Friday, 6 August 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
$200-300 for the connect 4 set lol
http://i38.tinypic.com/29z1ueq.png
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Friday, 6 August 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
omg is this for real
― pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
The van would be kinda sweet.
― nickn, Friday, 6 August 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/2626135.png
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Friday, 6 August 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
TBH I kind of want Faraday's Notebook. Would make the best Tumblr ever.
― gr8080, Friday, 6 August 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
I wish I had more money than sense :(
― sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
251. THE 100 HOURS I WASTED ON THIS BULLSHIT $PRICELESS, BITCH
― unchill english bro (history mayne), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)
I'm just past halfway through S2 on reLOST. Sayid kicking the shit out of Benry (I completely forgot about Danielle putting an arrow through him), Benry pushing Locke's buttons, Charlie the social outcast, Kate finding the theatrical beard looking for Boibee medicine, Sawyer getting all New Sheriff In Town and killing tree frogs.
<3
― sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
I dreamed a few nights ago that Nestor Carbonell was so upset with the outcome of the series (and the whimper with which they let his complex character bow out) that he essentially became Alpert in real life and wrote fan fiction continuing the tale with him as a more central figure.
― andrew m., Friday, 6 August 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://jezebel.com/5606489/
I liked this better than the actual ending of Lost
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
I actually laughed, it's some decent fan service.
― turtles all the way down (mh), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/weezer-reveals-new-album-cover-that-looks-like-but,43973/
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
on one hand, that just seems like a really lame move, but on the other, i love Hurley
― Nhex, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://photos.liveauctioneers.com/houses/profiles-in-history/22212/1068_1_lg.jpg
This could be YOR BOIBEEhttp://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/7699049
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.trilulilu.ro/SStifler/10107f26c66c16?video_google_com=
The epilogue.
Guess we were right about Walt.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 21 August 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
Hurleybird! That was fun.
― JimD, Saturday, 21 August 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)
from that Dharma video you can infer that they were training the polar bears to turn the wheel. i should have figured this out from the skeleton Charlotte found in the desert, but no...
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Saturday, 21 August 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)
ha, the video was such a fan info-dump. sweet ending for walt, though, finally
― Nhex, Saturday, 21 August 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
Nice.
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 August 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ betamax and drum n' bass coexisting
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
epilogue was cool, nicely done
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
This sounds awesome.
― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
yes that could be hilarious
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 20 September 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
Needs Naveen Andrews.
― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Monday, 20 September 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
Halfway through S5 in my LOST rerun. Sayid just shot young Ben - introducing my sons to time paradoxes (if Sayid kills Ben he won't be there to kill Ben). I sent them to bed with a homework question - where did Locke's/Alpert's compass come from? :)
― a fucking abortion (onimo), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
I can't hold it in any longer. Went to a friend's wedding this past weekend and Jon Gries was there! Apparently he's buds with the groom. I was too starstruck to approach him, unfortunately.
― andrew m., Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago)
did you ask him "how much you wanna bet i can throw this football over them mountains"
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)
That's the first thing that crossed my mind. Which is why I spared him by not saying anything.
― andrew m., Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
My fiancé saw Jacob yesterday at Toronto union station, and he was lost! Hehe.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 28 October 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
Just finished this series... can't be arsed to read upthread but holy fuck this was the lamest, most candy-ass ending imaginable. Good job writers.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago)
Somewhat surprised one can find a petition to get the dude from Weezer to stop making albums but absolutely none came of getting Damon Lindelof to kill himself.
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:46 (fourteen years ago)
I loved the hell out of this show for most of its run, but season 6 and especially the final episode just completely poisoned the entire experience of discovery that I enjoyed so much about it.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
Season 5 was the final season of one of my favorite shows ever. Season 6 was a long practical joke that you guys all fell for, LOL
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
Season 2 was my favorite, season 3 I didn't enjoy remotely, and at that point I came in with the common mentality of "well, i've made it this far!". Also there's an odd appeal to feeling part of a cult (following) that analyzes things like tattoos on sharks where are never relevant and never to be provided answers for.
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
[Season 5 was the final season of one of my favorite shows ever. Season 6 was a long practical joke that you guys all fell for, LOL― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
think i might just think of it this way from now on
― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
season six wasn't even that bad, it was the way they ended the show that was the worst imho.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
nah, it wasn't bad, just....pointless
― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
all the ancient history stuff could have been so awesome but it just ended up being so stupid.
the biggest mistake this show ever made was convincing itself it was about ~characters~ and not ~super awesome sci-fi weird spooky shit~
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
p much
― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
the last 2 episodes were all-time for-the-history-books here's-how-not-to-do-it utter shit
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
"all the ancient history stuff could have been so awesome"
disagree. no show has ever managed to backfill mythology in a satisfactory way.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
i love how they spent whole episodes on Richard Eyeliner only to have him end up in his final scene looking over Miles' (pointless character) shoulder when fixing the hydraulics of the plane. Good use of character efficiency and rank.Lupidas was the worst character. Thank god they kept that pilot shirt on him so people could remember why the fuck anyone should care about him.Charles Witmore's plotline weaved into seasons worth of storytelling? No problem, we'll just kill him off before anyone wonders why he (or his wife, or Daniel Farraday... the worst actor) was even mentioned in the first place.
The whole LOTR ending: shiny, liquid, monumental task (ring = cork, Desmond+Jack+Locke = Sam+Frodo+Gollum) parallel was just slopped together in the 11th hour obviously.
I mean, I could go on or spend hours reading the 50k unread skipped messages above but I'm just too bummed to. Fuck you JJ Abrams.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, even the worst episodes in the first 5 episodes (Jack goes to Thailand, the Soap Opera couple with the gems) were somewhat defensible compared to this "oh fuck, how do we try and end this"
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
^^^first 5 seasons^^^
hahaha everytime this thread gets bumped i am instantly filled w/NERD RAGE thx to how bummed out i was by the ending
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
'even the worst episodes in the first 5 episodes (Jack goes to Thailand, the Soap Opera couple with the gems) were somewhat defensible compared to this "oh fuck, how do we try and end this"'
you don't think they are symptoms of the same disease?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
Anytime a TV producer says "don't worry, there is a grand story/theme unifying all of this together, just wait and you will find out eventually"...
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
the most annoying thing is that after season 3 they went to ABC and asked for a finish date, IN ORDER TO SAVE THEMSELVES THE TROUBLE OF FLOUNDERING once the show got cancelled in season 9 or w/e. as a fan i remember being so stoked at this announcement and feeling assured that they were going to make the most out of every episode now that they knew exactly how many they had left.
then they went and started introducing new characters/arcs when they had like 4 episodes left. so dumb.
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
i think the thing that pisses me off even more than the awful ending are the ppl on the internet who try to defend it
― max, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Surely there are no such creatures.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
also... Sayid Jarrah may be the worst written character in the history of TV. Gah....
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
It's a good thing he ended up in "the afterlife" with the woman he loved, killed for, kept a picture in his wallet for decades... lollllll
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
well give credit where it's due, that was the actor's idea, wasn't it?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
Dunno how Sayid made the final cut for walking into the light when he was still casually killing dudes in purgatory.
― onimo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, was wondering if he bribed the writers. poor Nadia.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
nb that church is like 2 mins away from my house and i get bummed every time i drive by it now
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
I'm just too bummed to. Fuck you JJ Abrams.
~love is over~
― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
Executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse stated that they "always envisioned Lost as a show with a beginning, middle, and end," and that by announcing when the show would end that viewers would "have the security of knowing that the story will play out as we've intended."[7] Lindelof and Cuse stated that securing the 2010 series-end date "was immensely liberating" and helped the series rediscover its focus.[10] Lindelof noted, "We're no longer stalling."[10] Executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse stated that they "always envisioned Lost as a show with a beginning, middle, and end," and that by announcing when the show would end that viewers would "have the security of knowing that the story will play out as we've intended."[7] Lindelof and Cuse stated that securing the 2010 series-end date "was immensely liberating" and helped the series rediscover its focus.[10] Lindelof noted, "We're no longer stalling."[10]
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
"We always envisioned that the end of the show would come off tossed-off, corny and sloppy"
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
The producers planned to wrap up mysteries, such as the reason the Dharma periodic resupply drops continue after the purge,[11] Walt's unusual abilities,[12] and the "bird" from "Exodus Pt. 2" and "Live Together, Die Alone Pt. 1".[13] However, these three mysteries, among others, were left unresolved. Matthew Fox said in an interview that in the final season, the characters of Jack Shephard and John Locke "will come head to head." It was also claimed that a third of the way through the final season, the two timelines would be "solidified into one" and "will be very linear – no more flashbacks, nothing;" however this did not become the case.[14] He also claimed to be the only cast member to know the ending of the series,[15] though Lindelof has clarified that Fox only knew things that were relevant to his character.[16]
During Comic-Con 2009, numerous sixth-season reports were made. Carlton Cuse stated both the time travel and flash-forward seasons were over, and they were moving into something different for the sixth season.[17] Josh Holloway stated his character Sawyer would revert to his old self after the loss of Juliet.[17] Cuse and Lindelof stated that the Dharma Initiative would no longer play a large role in the show,[18] but the "Dharma-Michigan connection" would play a significant role in season six. However, this did not happen.[19] Lindelof stated that the producers had a direct hand in the production of the season six promotional poster that was first displayed at Comic-Con, and that everything in it was intentional; he also made a reference to the Abbey Road cover in connection to the poster.[12] Season six was the first and only season of Lost ever to not feature any kind of preview or official promotional material such as sneak peeks and promo pictures for future episodes since the Lost producers considered any single frame from the first episodes to be too revealing. According to Lindelof, "even a single scene from the show would basically tip what it is we're doing this year, and what it is we're doing this year is different than what we've done in other years."[20][21][22] Lindelof has also emphasized that the flashes-sideways are important, stating "People are saying [they] don't need these stories and all we can say is they're absolutely 100 percent necessary to tell the story of Lost, and hopefully by the end of the season it will be more obvious as to why."[23] He also noted that the term "flash-sideways" was deliberately used instead of "alternate reality" because viewers might otherwise "infer that one of them isn't real, or one of them is real and the other is the alternate to being real."[24] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13] When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Water."[13]
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
I am still amazed that neither of these writer dudes has been punched out in a bar somewhere by an outraged fan.
― sleeve, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
When asked to describe the last three episodes, Lindelof said "Daniel Farraday on piano joined by Drive Shaft performing 'You All Everybody' for eternity."[106]
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)
^^^lol
― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
regrets dept: not having a copy of that ready when i dj'd the season 6 wrap party last spring
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
"People are saying they don't need these stories and all we can say is they're absolutely 100 percent necessary to tell the story of Lost, and hopefully by the end of the season it will be more obvious as to why."
lol considering the s6 flashes are pointless
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)
but... we get to see ben as a machiavellian public school teacher.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
think the thing that pisses me off even more than the awful ending are the ppl on the internet who try to defend it― max, Thursday, December 30, 2010 1:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkSurely there are no such creatures.― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion)
― max, Thursday, December 30, 2010 1:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion)
whereas I refer you to this:http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=2252175&highlight=obsess+lost&page=102^page of the thread in which the lost finale has just ended and the nerds have conglomerated for the tearful appraisal
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)
Much like Season 6 itself, I'm going to pretend that doesn't exist.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
It just infuriates me that those on the pro-finale side, again and again, defend how the ending worked in the context of the last 4 episodes but seem to be completely oblivious as to how it applies to the other 5 years of the show's existence.
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
or that it sucked.
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
I just got to Sun, Jin and Sayid dying on the sub in my rewatch. I should really stop there and pretend the show was abruptly cancelled.
― onimo, Friday, 31 December 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)
One thing I liked about Season 6... Alexis Rousseau got hawtttt. Right? She's over 18 I hope. eep
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 December 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
Alexandra?
The hottest chick in the whole series dated one of the foogliest (Sayid & Shannon). That whole plot-line confused the hell out of me.
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Friday, 31 December 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
well give credit where it's due, that was the actor's idea, wasn't it?― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkyeah, was wondering if he bribed the writers. poor Nadia.― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:31 PM (5 hours ago)
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:31 PM (5 hours ago)
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 December 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
happily about to post about LOST at night right now
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 31 December 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)
I have said this upthread but the writing, ideas and execution for the last like five episodes of this show are pretty pretty much on the level of some saturday morning pokemon shit
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 31 December 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)
remember how sayid was evil and had a different accent and the others at the temple tried to get jack to kill him for like four straight episodes?
and then at the end he sacrificed himself i guess? because he wasn't evil anymore. because of...i forget.
anyway fuck lost.
― illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Friday, 31 December 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
so satisfying to type out: fuck lost.
I guess the ending wasn't met with so much uproar because half the initial viewers and fans left after the 2nd season, prompting me with a lot of "i told you so's" (told me what?) when I vented to them how pissed off I was for denying 8270372702 hours of my life so I could absorb every detail of a show in the hopes that I would be rewarded with a proper answer.
― heh (kelpolaris), Friday, 31 December 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago)
last season was terrible but i think all of the others have redeeming aspects at least.
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Friday, 31 December 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
Why would a person (Shasta) watch this show knowing that it was terrible? That is worse that all you who were in on it while it was live.
― ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
i enjoyed the first five seasons and most of the sixth for the most part. my beef is with the way the chose to end the show... simply awful.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:57 (fourteen years ago)
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Friday, 31 December 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago)
Apparently Cuse is surprised by this thing called an obsessed fanbase?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 January 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
been watching a lot of Brisco County lately, would totally be up for Cuse doing a new show set in the 1800s
― based god on a true based god story based god (some dude), Saturday, 29 January 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
I discussed projects with a variety of producers and executives. They ranged from the sublime — an adaptation of Stephen King’s wonderful novel “Under the Dome,” which for a variety of reasons did not work out — to some decidedly less so: a guy and a ghost are a detective team. Or my favorite: a show about a hot dolphin trainer and her dolphins who work at an aquarium by day but perform secret missions for the government by night. (I know what you’re thinking: No, I don’t know how they get the dolphins back to the aquarium every morning by dawn.)
This guy.
― Mr. Fart Pop Bass (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 January 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
a guy and a ghost are a detective team
Already been done.
http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/07/2/1/9/1176439145069533.jpg
― trishyb, Saturday, 29 January 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)
twicehttp://static.letsbuyit.com/filer/images/uk/products/original/140/70/randall-and-hopkirk-deceased-the-complete-second-series-dvd-2001-14070827.jpeg
― onimo, Saturday, 29 January 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)
Trying to think of a gender reversal version so I could post "Three times. A lady."
― progspeed you! black metallers (aldo), Saturday, 29 January 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)
fun read, and i laughed at the polar bear clipart
― Nhex, Saturday, 29 January 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)
On May 10, 2010 the SyFy Channel announced that it had secured the rights to 'Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)' and were looking to develop a pilot.
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Saturday, 29 January 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
33) Damon Lindelof
Charges: As co-creator of “Lost” and co-writer of the monumentally terrible final episode, Lindelof first conjured a confusing yet entertaining sci-fi epic but then, despite its mechanical sound, the “Smoke Monster” turns out to be the ghost of the father of liberal philosophy, side plots about mental illness and alternate universes go nowhere, paper-thin characters inexplicably commune with the dead, and finally, in a clichéd, Old Testament-inspired supernatural battle, evil is defeated when a big rock dildo is crammed into a shiny hole by a handsome, emotionless doctor. And the whole damn thing—concocted entirely on the fly, with no eye toward resolution—from the plane crash to the time travel was actually just some brightly-lit, stained glass, feel-good, new-age, ecumenical afterlife delirium. Right. Fuck you, Damon Lindelof. Fuck you, for stealing 127 hours of our lives, giving us hope that television needn’t be utterly awful, and then shitting out the most hackneyed, series-diminishing, spiritually pandering, lowest common denominator deus ex machina to ever air on TV. Fuck you. Fuck you with a fake beard.
Aggravating factor: One of his favorite films is Bambi.
Sentence: Something incredibly convoluted, followed by a tremendously unsatisfying ending.
― curation and dilletantage (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
but it wasn't all a dream! only the pointless season 6 flashes.
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)
it's been a year since the finale aired! still pissed off tbh.
― 88 Lines About 44 Raptures (reddening), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)
http://io9.com/5827048/jj-abrams-wants-your-ideas-for-how-lost-should-have-ended
Because, you see:
For years, I had people praising Lost to death, and now they say: 'I'm so pissed at you for the end of Lost.' I think a lot of people who were upset with the ending, were just upset that it ended. And I've not yet heard the pitch of what the ending should have been. I've just heard: 'That sucked.'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
god what a fucking moron
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
I'll do it if he's paying!
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
jj abrams...remember how you spent half of the last season in a useless temple full of useless characters that contributed nothing to the plot or emotional resonance? die in all the fires that ever were.
― a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
"how should it have ended?" idk start by changing like 2/5ths of what came before.
― a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
"screw you guys, i'd like to see you come up with something better than pulling a glowy plug out of a thing"
― a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
^lol
― schwantz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
There are probably a thousand possible endings I would enjoy more than "everyone on the island goes to non-denominational heaven"
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
― a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 5:37 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
he might not remember that, seemed like his involvement was very minimal by the end, i wonder if he was even like reading the scripts for they filmed them and signed off with his approval or anything
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
otm, double-j moved on years before
― sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
in that quote, at least, he doesn't seem to be disputing that it sucked
he's kinda going "heckuva job, brownie" to cuse and lindelof imo
― some dude, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
ha, otm
― bear, bear, bear, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
loool so otm
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
this morning im working myself up in a lather about the finale for no reason
― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
But there was a dog
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
fuck this show
― tpp, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder how many people own just the first 5 seasons on DVD and will never complete the collection like my fam
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
---> this guy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
― tpp, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:38 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
Still feel thankful that I never even started with this show.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
When it was good, it was SO good. Plus the mystery aspect made my friends & I come together for weekly Lost Parties to eat yummy food, watch the show, discuss. We're still looking for another show all of us can get on board with.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)
Two and a Half Men, in which you can discuss the mystery of its very existence.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
:*(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
I prolly do this about once a month on average. The experience isn't terribly dissimilar to a long-term relationship that's going really well for a long time and then quickly turfs out for no immediately discernible reason. There's a lot of residual bitterness and tarnished memories and burning stuff in your backyard.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
entertaining pseudo-science old-timey dharma videos > mysterious shit from early season that may or may not have a pseudo-science explanation (but later was hand-waved away as mystical) > human character drama > everything else about the show
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
In retrospect, I should've started getting super wary when the showrunners were talking up how character driven the show was when, really, the characters were by far the least compelling facet of the show.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)
No kidding! The beginning was kind of stock characters thrown on to an island who happen across some interesting characters (Desmond, Ben, etc.) and how they reacted to them. Once it became completely about how the stock characters were learning and evolving it got boring.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/y3jZe.jpg
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
anyone who watched enough of this to care about the finale deserves what they got, tbh
― thomp, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i mean my hopes had been deflated so steadily over the course of the whole season that i don't know if i had any expectations left to disappoint by the time the finale came around, just a kind of bemused disbelief at exactly how steep the falloff was
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
it was more disappointing than anyone could have imagined. it was so unbelievably lazy and stupid. i still hate "darlton" and their smug fucking faces laughing off how anyone expected them to even bother to make it good.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
The show intrigued me most in Season 2 when it was about the suspicious and nefarious Others. The strange interest in Walt and the fertility experiments. The black-light map in the hatch. A cult engaged in covert activities. But over time it became apparent that this was as vaguely sketched in the writers' room as it is in this post.
― Carrie Antwoord (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
so are we talking about the actual finale or the episode beforehand with her from the west wing, because that one was so ridiculously bad i can't imagine that the actual finale somehow bothered people that much more
― thomp, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
yeah the penultimate episode definitely dug the ditch so deep that the finale couldn't go lower (though it tried).
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
it succeeded! the "heaven" reveal. ffs. all that "it's a place where you meet those you love" nonsense.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
The BSG finale was the kind of bad that still allows me to look back on earlier seasons with fondness and occasional love. The Lost finale/final season actually retroactively ruined the entire run of the show, just fkin scorched it flat.
Still like the music tho.
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
lg i thought the unbelievable bathos of the whole 'well, at the time when we said they weren't in purgatory, we were telling the truth then' bit was really entertaining
has anyone broken silence on what went on inside the writer's room yet
― thomp, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
finale was pretty dumb but it wasn't mind-numbing torture like the alison janney flashback imo
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
like if i was doing a listicle of the worst hours of series television ever, that would be in the top 5
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
I can't believe I'm gonna do this . . .
But they weren't in purgatory! Not on the island! The only parts that were in purgatory were the "flash-sideways" in the final season. All the island stuff was real, Jack died there, all those other people got off and lived out their lives, Rose and Bernard stayed behind, etc.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
It's on
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
I've moved on to the Acceptance phase of grief, so I keep an "It's about the journey, not the destination" attitude.
― nickn, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
Sayid was finally able to go to heaven with his true love Shannon, via the white light in the omnifaith church.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
To me nothing was worse than the episode w/Bai Ling.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
I keep an "It's about the journey, not the destination" attitude.
I'm down with this, except it's like you had massive diarrhea throughout the entire last day of your otherwise amazing six-day trip. And then you arrive to find that your destination has been razed to the ground. And the architects are peeing on the rubble.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
the diarrhea initiative
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
Still, those 5 days...
― nickn, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
I convince myself I would have had diarrhea anyway.
― nickn, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
re: "It's about the journey, not the destination" it's more "it's about process"and if your writing process consists entirely of vamping, the lost finale will be the resultdeadwood would have ended the same way if it had a few more seasons.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
2 years since the lost finale, still mad.
― the minister of RAILWAYS (reddening), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
remember when sun left her young daughter behind in order to find jin, and then she found jin and said "we have a young daughter," and then sun was about die and she said "leave me behind" and jin was like "no it's cool i'll die with you" and neither of them mentioned the fact that they had a young daughter?
i know technically that's not the finale but it's the same first-draft nonsensical bullshit that became lost's hallmark in s6
― the minister of RAILWAYS (reddening), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
haha oh god yeah
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
Wow. I was aggrieved by so many other holes and dangling threads that I don't know if I ever even thought about that one before.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
wasn't it a purga-daughter?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
nope, real daughter.
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
the flash-forwards, flashbacks, and everything on the island were "real", only the alternate universe "what if the plane never crashed?" in LA shit was purgatory.
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
that said, everyone OTM.
i drive past the church where the last scene was shot almost daily and it pains me just to look at it.
in purgatory the island is underwater for no reason whatsoever but there is still a dharma shark roaming around.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)
― a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:37 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i had totally forgotten this part of the show. man the writers were really just fucking around. "what if we make a guy look like john lennon hur hur high fives"
― bnw, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
that was just deadwood and lost converging, though.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
I think this would annoy me to the extent that I would find an alternate route.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
I understand that there might be business reasons for not doing so at this juncture, but I would really love for some of the writers to come forth after the DVD sales have bottomed out and explain/apologize for what went down with this show. Actually, that might make for a really interesting book.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
Only planned for 3 seasons, then 5 seasons, then it got chopped to shit imo
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:57 AM (5 minutes ago)
to further my frustration, my best friend was dating a camera man on the show during the final season and i have a memory burned in to my brain of her going to visit him on his 10:30 PM lunch break the night they shot that scene, basically making it possible for me to ever forget that that horrible episode was ever brought in to this world.
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
should it have ended like the cheers finale instead?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
There was an alternate timeline where the 6th season was the most amazing thing ever; sadly we are not in it
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
i've been re-watching the entire series! just saw charlie drown in the looking glass. re-watching was my gf's idea because she's not a vile cesspool of spite. to my surprise i still find it entertaining, albeit in a different way now--how did those assholes do it?
― arby's, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
I also get mad about s6 from time to time. love this revive, everybody otm. they could have tied up a lot of the plot elements with just a little effort, but we kept waiting all season for that to happen and then... nothing.
― sleeve, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
the second to last episode is actually the only one i never saw-- i was traveling that week and missed it, then didnt want to have to wait to see the finale after my friends (and i knew it was all going to shit by that point anyway) so i just said fuck it and watched the finale
was it actually that bad??
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
What do you think of Roman matrons?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
i just now remembered the crumpled up water bottles
http://i50.tinypic.com/2uzbczp.jpg
― los blue jeans, Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
remember how the writers petulantly refused to have anyone say the name of titus welliver's character in that episode, just because the internet had gone ahead and assumed it was esau? an hour of monotone references to "my brother"/"your brother."
― the minister of RAILWAYS (reddening), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
also remember when alan dale hired a lady who looked like tina fey to go to the island and then she served no purpose and died
― the minister of RAILWAYS (reddening), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
remember how Whitmore was like this huge villain for years and years and then in the end he was unceremoniously shot just to get the character to go away b/c they had no idea what they were doing, really
― Clay, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)
Can we start some sort of class action suit against Darlton? Like to get them to do our laundry and grocery shopping and whatnot until they've worked off all of the hours they stole from us?
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)
^ there were 121 episodes of lost. pretty sure I'm not the only one who has seen all of the (pre-season 6) episodes multiple times.
― Clay, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
Guess they better get those mowers mowin', then.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)
I think the statute of limitations is up for bad TV.
― nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)
Classical-Fusion Driveshaft Concert
― Deverly (Bangelo), Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)
I wish I could you that excuse when if make a major mistake at work "no one has told me how it should've been done", no one could keep a job with that line. Yet this guy is still employable.
― JacobSanders, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
Not only that, but about to make a prequel for Alien. :/
― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)
I still feel burned whenever I think of this show. I still rewatch the x-files, but I can't imagine rewatching Lost.
― JacobSanders, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)
The X-Files finale was pretty bad too but at least it felt like it was part of the show. The end of Lost felt really tacked on and bullshity to me.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)
pretty sure I'm not the only one who has seen all of the (pre-season 6) episodes multiple times.
I don't think I've ever rewatched a single episode. If it really had been character-driven in the way that, say, ER was, I would have done. But for me LOST was always about finding out what happened next and finding out the answers to the questions that had been posed in previous episodes. There was almost nothing else. The dialogue was always shit (with some exceptions, like Sawyer's lines, or some of Desmond's stuff, or whatever), I never liked Jack, I always HATED Kate. So when what happened next turned out to be utter, utter bullshit in the worst possible way, I was genuinely angry for about a week. Now I just don't care. At least with Game of Thrones this stuff has already been plotted out somewhere else, so I feel relatively safe getting excited about it. But no episodic television programme will ever fool me like that again.
Let's not forget, too, that some of us in the British Isles were excited enough about the finale to get up at three in the morning so that we could watch it at the same time as it was broadcast in the US. What morons we were.
― trishyb, Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:34 (thirteen years ago)
I sometimes wonder if there was any possible way that it could have ended well. I'm personally comfortable with extensive ambiguity in the film and TV that I like; I mean, I love the Sopranos finale and was baffled when people were angry. But they couldn't realistically have been ambiguous with the Lost ending - they would have been crucified. I don't think there is any possible way they could have ever been able to wrap it all up and make anyone happy.
It's really down to how much the showrunners stoked the notion that it was all coming down to a single, major reveal that would explain everything. If they had been a lot more "this isn't Shyamalan - we're playing around with a bunch of themes" or something, maybe people wouldn't have been so pissed?
I don't know, I just can't believe there was actually a time when I was like "yeah, they've got this. It's all going to make total sense and I will like it."!
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 17 May 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
Some years ago two friends of mine started going out in secret, and I asked them if they were together. They said "no". Then, that they were actually together, they said "and you had no idea!" No, what happened was I asked you a direct question and you lied and I took you at your word. This is the same thing.
― trishyb, Thursday, 17 May 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)
That should say "then, when they revealed that they were actually together", obviously.
― trishyb, Thursday, 17 May 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)
did anyone mention the amazing death of the smoke monster? AAAH I FELL OFF A CLIFF I'M DEAD
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 May 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)
it was the unplugging of the RPG save point what killed that beast iirc
― Djibril Citté (onimo), Thursday, 17 May 2012 11:49 (thirteen years ago)
As I recall, as the latter half of the season unraveled, it became increasingly clear that the finale was going to be a big raspberry. By the time it actually hit, there really wasn't any way it could be halfway decent. Even then, I'll grant, it was bad.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
Gah, I had blocked that from my memory until now.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
I don't think there is any possible way they could have ever been able to wrap it all up and make anyone happy.
Probably not. But there's lots they could have done to avoid pissing a huge swath of fans off to the point that they're still bitching two years later. Like not constantly assuring us that they knew exactly where things were going and that it would alllllll make sense in the end when the whole show was actually a secret attempt to break a Guiness world record for telling the longest shaggy dog story ever.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
― Walter Galt, Thursday, May 17, 2012 7:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah this is otm. i think the show was actually at its best when they kept a lot of plates spinning and you got to wonder about time travel and all this other weird stuff -- the more they introduced, the less they were ever going to 'resolve' anything with any one episode or even one final season arc. maybe they should've just answered some major questions about the island while introducing more as a way of saying "are you still with us?" and if people were, then it could've been a really long-running thing like Dr. Who or Star Trek where you can do spinoffs with the characters or storylines people respond to the most.
― some dude, Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
like this could've been a franchise people would actually care about and have huge conventions for 10 years after it went off the air, but they almost wanted to just milk it as much as possible while it was going and then burn all those bridges to a lucrative long tail and get away.
― some dude, Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)
should have been surprise-cancelled after season four, then people would still be speculating about how great it could have been
― mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
not that this didn't bug me all the while watching the show for the first time, but man, on re-watching it the mysteries aren't so immediate and the shoddy writing wrt the characters is ~really~ jumping out this time around. hay we're introducing a new character hmmm what's their thing idk how about stupid daddy issues again? it is so truly awful and lazy. how they convinced themselves that this was what the show needed to focus on is a brain scrambler.
― arby's, Thursday, 17 May 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
"The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." was so great that it makes me sad that this is Cuse's creative legacy
― some dude, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
always rep for Nash Bridges
― mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
I honestly think I could write an entire book about how to construct long-form narrative solely using Lost as an example of how not to do it.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
get right on that, bubba
― mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
I might!
(I had a previous idea for a book on writing sitcoms that basically boiled down to: DO write like seasons 1-5 of Rosanne, DON'T write like seasons 7-9 of Roseanne. Season 6 was a bit of a gray area, but also was just after she'd had extensive plastic surgery so it was, perhaps, instructive in its own way.)
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
it's when they added that extra E that things went bad
― some dude, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
EEXACTLY.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
what WAS happening???
― j., Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
this morning im working myself up in a lather about the finale for no reasonI prolly do this about once a month on average
I prolly do this about once a month on average
This pretty much charts the sequence of thoughts every time LOST passes through my mind.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 May 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
Sometimes I reach this zen place where I'm like "can you believe how much you enjoyed a drama on ABC for awhile? That's almost impossible!"
I started watching in Season 3 and the whole time my friend who I made watch the show was like "this show sucks" and I could never really disagree with him but I still loved it. It's my own fault, basically.
― polyphonic, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
Well, could have been worse. Could have been Heroes.
― trishyb, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like early enthusiasm for the show was like the bush tax cuts. there was no way anyone could have realistically expected it to end well.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
I don't think I ever really expected a satisfying conclusion for this show, but the actual ending was just so much worse than anything I could imagine.
― silverfish, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
god, remember the good times?
polar bears!
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
if you introduce a polar bear in act I...
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
not that this didn't bug me all the while watching the show for the first time, but man, on re-watching it the mysteries aren't so immediate and the shoddy writing wrt the characters is ~really~ jumping out this time around.
It really points up how easy it is in serialized storytelling to get your audience with you by alluding to ~secrets and mysteries~, no wonder they binged on that so recklessly. But unless you're counting on getting cancelled, those gd mysteries are gonna come home to fkin roost at some point. Same goes for those BSG fuckers, but they were even more brazen about it, having the very tag line of their show be a straight-faced lie. (tho i still love BSG).
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Friday, 18 May 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, I guess that's a quality that I don't sweat in mainstream comics because those things run for centuries, and even if the current creative team doesn't resolve anything, someone else will pick up the thread years down the line. Television show runners, however, would probably be wise to work from a slightly different playbook.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/03/18/lost-writers-debunk-theories-about-hit-series-10-years-later/
Cuse also said the writers decided not to provide answers to all the questions raised by the storylines in the final season. “Every question sort of begets another question. … We just didn't feel like there was any way to answer all the open questions at the end of the show without it feeling really didactic and boring.”
I hate these motherfuckers so much.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
They asked way too many questions
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
Though:
Lindelof said they did write a scene that answered who was on the Outrigger, but the scene was never shot. That script may be auctioned off to raise money for a charity in the future, he said.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
When you not a sociopathic douche, every question begets an ANSWER.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)
I just read back a couple pages in this thread and realized that I got into kate beaton and anthony clark's webcomics via their LOST Cartoons. alright LOST that's one point in your column
― reddening, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
Lindelof said, “We felt that withholding from the actors audience was best for the show.”
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
fuck this show, fuck these people, etc
In 2014 AD there was still folks who cussedly hated Lost ...
― xelab, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)
we must go back in time and change nothing
― qwop zapatos (abanana), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)
It is weird how ... I don't want to say seminal but that's the only word that fits ... seminal the show is, I keep seeing shows that feel like it or borrow from it. Expecting Terry O'Quinn to show up on Walking Dead, for instance, because of the 'personal journey in extremis' thing. 'Begins as a colossal puzzle but at the end get rid of all that and just say it's an allegory' or 'ironic commentary between present and past scenes' of True Detective. Or maybe it's my taste that just draws me to similar material
― Brakhage, Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)
That outrigger thing gets my goat though and no mistake
― Brakhage, Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)
so wrong that an all-time story like 'the constant' has to be embedded in this pile of shit
― j., Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)
every time i remember a cool thing about the show i also remember the corresponding failure to justify it at the end. like when the world thought they found the sunken remains of the plane, every detail super-convincing, but really it was a decoy widmore put there...because it was going to allow widmore to fulfill his master plan of ??? anyway he got shot and died.
― reddening, Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)
― Brakhage, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i don't watch Walking Dead but i think LOST has been hugely influential on TV, if primarily on network shows that nobody watches that get canceled after one or two seasons. there are seriously like 2 or 3 high concept shows debuting on ABC or CBS every few months, there were just a couple new ones last week. seminal in the sense of lots of doomed sperm swimming around.
― The Greta Gerwig In The Sky (some dude), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
hey person of interest is still standing!!
― j., Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)
the whole obsessive, poring over every frame and prop on the show, style of TV-watching definitely started with Lost. I also feel like it's the first show to really take advantage of Internet fandom, what with sprawling wikis, weekly podcasts, those Hanso videos, etc.
― Roz, Thursday, 20 March 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)
person of interest is basically an updated touched by an angel with a bit more paranoia and occasional nods at procedurals and then whedon-inflected comic book season arcs.
― eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)
siberia seems like its stuck the closest to "what lost coulda been".
― eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)
x-pDidn't Twin Peaks get some obsessive fan action? And network extras?
― nickn, Thursday, 20 March 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)
Is Siberia returning? Serious question, every time I google it there is no record that it was canned or otherwise.
― xelab, Thursday, 20 March 2014 08:27 (eleven years ago)
what was the outrigger again?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 20 March 2014 08:38 (eleven years ago)
id forgotten too so i googled it and turns out its a bunch of bul lshit
― conrad, Thursday, 20 March 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)
The most annoying thing about that final season is that they COULD have answered most of the questions people cared about in a reasonably satisfying way but instead they spunked away half the screen time on a pointless alternate timeline that went nowhere and just kind of tied up everything else in 30 seconds as an afterthought. Some great characters (ie Sayid) got totally shitty ends to their stories as result.
Like, you read that quote upthread and it basically means "we're shitty writers".
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:00 (eleven years ago)
OTMI'm not as negative as most people about the end but it did feel surprisingly rushed compared to how drawn out all the mysteries had been. No doubt linked to wasting half of the screen time on a pointless gimmick twist that had been done better before with the flash-forward trick.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:44 (eleven years ago)
primarily on network shows that nobody watches that get canceled after one or two seasons
Alcatraz didn't even get to finish the first season :(
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)
Is Fringe worth watching? I keep toying with the idea but don't want to get burned again.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:00 (eleven years ago)
I haven't seen a single minute of Fringe.
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― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)
Fringe was great--it promised a lot less than Lost but it posed big questions and answered them pretty much every season, leading to weirder questions. Also, the last episode was pretty satisfying.
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)
It is pretty good, especially when it hits the mind scrambling parallel universe storylines, the incidental episodes get a bit tedious. It all fizzles away in a slightly whelming manner. So yeah essential viewing ;)
― xelab, Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)
Best thing about Fringe was that at some point they gave up on trying to attract new viewers (something Lost never really stopped doing) and just made the relationship stuff service the confusing story arcs.
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)
The Fringe guys went on to make Sleepy Hollow which is one of the more successful post-Lost network shows
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)
Love Fringe - Matt, I think you'd dig it.
It helps that it had a much smaller central cast (and all the additional characters were played by the same people, because of parallel universe shenanigans.)
― Roz, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
I love the way loveable acid casualty William Bishop's self from the other world is a evil, humourless arch baddie. The parallel universe stuff is easily some of the best sci-fi tv ever, it gets a bit silly but it is a heck of a lot of fun.
― xelab, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)
he's just trying to save his world!!
― j., Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)
last 1.5 seasons or so of Fringe were 90% garbage, people
― Simon H., Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)
The J.J. Abrams curse
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)
or starting from whenever it was that manimal ark thing happened
Lol that shit was so barmy, did they get Lee Scratch Perry in as a consultant?
― xelab, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)
The end of Season 4 is basically the disappointing Lost/BSG-style series finale you were dreading. Then Season 5 course corrects from that in an interesting and unexpected way, sputters a bit, but ends well.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)
Halfway through season 2 through the end of season 3 are pretty much some of the most fun TV sci-fi ever though.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
absolutely. the show on balance was far more exceptionally great than exceptionally disappointing
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
yes, that's the best portion of Fringe. after they cut down on the one-off monster episodes and before the plot twist that made no sense.
― qwop zapatos (abanana), Saturday, 22 March 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)
happy LOST finale anniversary!!!!! still mad
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
I love this thread title so much.
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)
I considered rewatching this just now until I looked on wiki and saw that there were 121 episodes, seriously???
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)
121 hours of my life I will never get back.
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Saturday, 24 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)