you know, the words you live by.
mine is either:
never look forward/never look back
OR
every day that i don't get shot in the face is a good day.
pie makes right!
(but i can't decide which one right now...)
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
"have a good time . . . all the time"
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
i'd rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
Realistically, I was just told there's a German saying, their version of our "Better safe than sorry" -- "Better to worry now than be sorry later."
Which is almost the same as ours but specifying the WORRYING part is a little more neurotic than our slightly softened version (where does considering possib outcomes become worrying about those outcomes?). I prefer to worry.
^^ post v much in character
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
I'm packing my whole apt and cleaning 2 places in the next three days, moving it all on Sat, and somewhere in there also making 3 meals a day for two people and doing all the laundry. On no money. I gots worries.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)
I used to say it could be
"Look out for yourself, no-one else will"
but that was depressive nihilistic posturing and I don't actually believe or agree with it on a lot of fronts. Still sounds quite cool though.
― krakow, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
they serve food at restaurants, laurelitamaybe these next few days would be a good day to take advantage of that
my mottos:stay on the sunny sidenever get boredgolden rule
yes i am an optimist and a morning person
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
be prepared, son. that's my motto. be prepared.
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
Go, and Never Darken My Towels Again!
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
If I go down, I'm taking y'all down with me.
― National Sockpuppet Helpline (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
look out for #1, but don't step in #2
― begs the question, when is enough enough (Euler), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
Manda, I wish we could eat out but we are painfully broke. Cooking is saving the dough.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
"save the dough" is another good one, actually. wish i could remember that more often.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
"Fuck it!"
― krakow, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
Fall seven times, get up eight
― Brad C., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
"No fate, but that which we make for ourselves"
A wise one that Sarah Connor taught me.
― krakow, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
Nothing perfect exists
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
never get bored
this is a good one tbh. I think I'll try to keep it in mind more often.
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
when I got the music, I got a place to go
^^ rancid lyric that's been running through my head recently
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
"being nice is a lot easier than being a mentalist"
― might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
― krakow, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
variation: that sucks, but fuck it.
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
i am not a number; i am a free man!
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
"it's all in the reflexes"
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
"don't look at the dogs, work the lock"
― might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
"stop being a cunt"
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
Pretty good, but that would imply that you'd started?
― might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Tout passe, tout casse, tout lasse
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
"When life gives you lemons, just say fuck it and bail." - Paul Rudd
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
Seriously though, I always loved that Yo La Tengo line "the darkest hour is just before the dawn"
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure that YLT did not come up with that idea
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't say they came up with it, I said it was a line in their song. I don't think any one of us came up with any of the above sayings. It's all passed down from someone, no?
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
i came up with 'nothing perfect exists' but i'm sure it's been written down before, & it's not really a motto i've just been reading too much cormac mccarthy maybe
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
It could be worse; you could live in Sudan or something.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
adopted from a former boss:
onward and upward, dammit.
adopted from pete seeger, via my mom:
there is no hope. but i could be wrong.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
The thing is that the hour before dawn is NOT actually the darkest hour. It's pretty light.
― everything, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
technically i think when it starts getting light, that is dawn.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
don't try to make liars of the shirelles.
Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can.
― Brad C., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
Don't lie.
― Joint Custody (ian), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
Post nubila, Phoebus
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
The expression stems from the moonless period of night before dawn breaks, methinks.
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
Sammy Hagar is a pussy.
― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
"no one is completely useless; they can always set a bad example"
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
Mild Style
― Moodles, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
live fast, die young
― Zeno, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
(not really)
― Zeno, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mottos
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
che mondo sarebbe senza nutella
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
gets me through the night
Albus Dumbledore: Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one can only remember to turn on the light.
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
Billie Joe Armstrong: School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect; nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Shunryu Suzuki: everything changes
― Zeno, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
illegitimi non carborundum
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
when i was high school i totally dug the Love & Rockets motto (thought it was brilliant):
Live the life you loveIn the god you trustAnd don't take it all to seriously
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
I love to get blotto.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
warren zevon: enjoy every sandwich
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I go for:
You must be the change you wish to see in the world - Ghandi
&
You get more bees with honey!
So it goes.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
flies, innit? (not sure why anyone would want flies in the first place.)
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXKOxGhMuA
― Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
smile
although i'm shit at remembering to do it
― thousands of masturbating weirdos (whatever), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
a motto i admire but rarely adhere to:
nothing is always a wise thing to say, and often a wise thing to do.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
"always do nothing"
that's another one i can get behind.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
Au milieu de l'hiver, j'ai finalement appris qu'il y avait en moi un invincible été. Albert Camus
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
<3 camus. the only quote on my facebook profile is from him, but it's too long to count as a motto exactly.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
NE TRAVZAILLEZ JAMAIS
― goole, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
"i'm working . . . but i'm not working for you"
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
"i don't do what i do for the money, but i don't do it for free"
― goole, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
gas grass or ass, nobody rides for free
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
sex instructor: first lesson free
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
its 4:19... got a minute?
if you cant run with the big dogs--stay on the porch
i live at the corner of kiss my ass attitude and no friggin way
― goole, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
lifes a bitch... and so am i
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes or overtime.
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
My Wife - Yes
My Dog - Maybe
My Gun - Never!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
Who are your favorite writers?In alphabetical order: Jorge Luis Borges, Gabor Boritt, Ray Bradbury, G. K. Chesterton, Winston Churchill, David Herbert Donald, T. S. Eliot, Joseph Ellis, Gary Gallagher, F. A. Hayek, Paul Horgan, Paul Johnson, Tom Lea, C. S. Lewis, Abraham Lincoln, John D. MacDonald, David McCullough, Merrill Peterson, Robert Remini, Andrew Roberts, William Shakespeare, Adam Smith, Alexis de Tocqueville, Evelyn Waugh, and Robert Wiebe.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?Travis McGee or Borges himself. (Was he real? Or not?)
Who are your heroes in real life?The men and women who volunteer to go into harm’s way wearing the uniform of our country’s military.
What do you most value in your friends?Honesty and loyalty.
What is your most marked characteristic?Energy and precision are tied.
How would you like to die?At home in my bed asleep, sound of mind and body but just too damned old.
What is your motto?I like the one that used to be the motto on the unit coin of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, the Blackhorse: “Be prepared! Find the bastards. And pile on!”
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
karl rove btw
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
This ain't a movie, dog.
-Jay-Z
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
War is to Man as Motherhood is to Woman
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
i can only please one person a day... today just isnt your day... and tomorrow doesnt look good either
― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
Welcome to New York! Now leave.
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
technology decides everything
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
we don't swim in your toilet, please don't piss in our pool
― goole, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
sign near friend's pool when i was a kid:
WELCOME TO OUR OOL. NOTICE THERE IS NO P IN IT. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
i am about to move from new york to tennessee, so i checked the state mottos.
new york: Excelsior tennessee: Agriculture and Commerce (is this even really a motto?)
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
We have the right to choose our form of suffering.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
"As my whimsy takes me."
― clay/tone nut/mother (doo dah), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
We have the right to choose our form of suffering
like living in Tennessee lol
― king willie style (will), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
Simplify.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
agriculture and commerce, buddy. agriculture and commerce.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
Isn't that just called agribusiness, now?
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
dude, at least you can get a reasonably good bowl of pho when you want. but anyway, yeah, I think you are grokking that motto.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
Agriculture and Commerce
this is some 19th century "neither the city nor country will rule the other" all men are equal type shit, right?
― goole, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
It doesn't motto what my motto is.
― pworm, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
hakuna matata
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
or"mess with me and the whole camp goes"
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
is anyone else terrified by this? the responsibility to change the world for the better like.
my motto is probably 'try to do the right thing' or something along those lines but more cleverly phrased.
― make tha trap say hay (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
don't trust whitey
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
Turn that jungle music down
― Now, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
'Everything falls apart in the end'
Sounds negative - but I find it quite positive in countering the neurosis of perfectionism.
― Bob Six, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
what is mind? no matterwhat is matter? nevermind
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
"pfeh"
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)
"prepare for the worst; hope for the best"and"living well is the best"
― Jaq, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
I have no legs...I have no legs.
― Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate...
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it...
― Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
jamaica no problem
― andrew m., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
C.Y.A.
― naus, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
semper fudge
― tuvan ear, nose, and throat singer (m bison), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
Never bet on anything that can talk.
― Jeff Wright, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
Marshall Ferdinand Foch in the house: My center is giving way, my right is in retreat. Situation excellent: I am attacking.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS76YvjdAbI
2:44
― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)
"if it wasn't good enough it wouldn't be called the minimum" and "it's probably fine to eat"
― Maria, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
- Go big or go home.- If you don't do it, it doesn't get done.- Have fun storming the castle!
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)
I am the opposite of scared re: Be the change you wish to see - it's a challenge but it keeps me from becoming a depressed curmudgeon
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)
never trust a man who wears suspenders and a belt; the man can't even trust his own pants
― make tha trap say hay (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ has guided me through several major life struggles btw
― make tha trap say hay (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:31 (fifteen years ago)
Look out, Mama, there's a white boat comin' up the river
― nickn, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)
probably something about expecting everything to be a complete failure and therefore being slightly happy when it the failure isn't complete
― joygoat, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)
second place is the first loser
he who dies with the most toys, still dies
if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
― naus, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)
If you can find a clean toilet, you're doing okay.
― Slacker Bilk (S-), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
Be kind to animals.
― Binjominia, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
This too, shall pass.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:16 (fifteen years ago)
If you can't say a nice thing, don't say anything at all.
otoh maybe "silent misanthrope" is not a great lifestyle choice.
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
i cut, you choose
― scratch paper (lukas), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone is stupid except me.
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
lord loves a workin' man
― epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
one might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
What fresh hell is this?
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
jaq dont' you mean "living well is the best revenge" ?
i like that one too
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
lol I love 'what fresh hell...'
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Dotty Parker, rrrobyn, naturally.
― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
it's all about gettin' paid.
― there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
"Feed me, fuck me, kill me, or get out of my way" is another favorite.
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
nothing is written (from lawrence of arabia)
― there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
fuck you, pay me (from goodfellas)
― there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
still alive
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
fuck it
― carne asada, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
things that equal the same thing also equal each other
― von Neu! man universe (Lamp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, Ste, I'm not out for revenge really, but do like living well. "Living" and "well" both open to interpretation.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
i'll sleep a fair bit while both alive and dead
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
"Live To Sleep" would be on the back of my biker jacket if i had one.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
― epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 5:43 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark
see a doctor and get rid of it
― Ceci n'est pas une display name (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
i may be schizophrenic but at least i have each other
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
I don't need to have a good time to drink.
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
I was the victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
(ta KV jr)
― m the g, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends― Ward Fowler, Thursday, February 25, 2010 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, February 25, 2010 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Was saving this for a possible future thread on toasts!
― naus, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
citius, altius, fortius
― Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
cunnilingius
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
I learned it from you!
― nickn, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
Make it look like an accident
― naus, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
foe real'waste no time'
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
"listen to death metal"
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
altho tbf I'm a little disappointed that the thread's 56 posts long w/o anybody saying "lick it before you stick it"
Hi,I'm new! (Don't know if that was the best way to introduce myself but oh well...)
I quite like this one "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
My personal motto is: 'Dare to know' which is by Kant and is pretentious enough to impress...other pretentious people.My actual motto is: 'Don't say no to disco because you'll never get laid dancing to emo'
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
I blame society
― dead clown handjob (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
john i don't usually mail anything anymore, but, this is still pretty good advice i guess
― goole, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
My motto is: "If you feel the need to use the restroom, excuse yourself to do so as soon as possible." I was really shaken, at age 11, by the legend of Tycho Brahe's death.
― A Memorable Fancy (Abbott), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
hit it and quit it
― Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders
― Super Cub, Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not saying I don't believe you - I'm saying I don't remember
― Ceci n'est pas une display name (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
testicles spectacles wallet & watch
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
love and weed is all you need
― banaka, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
Isn't spectacles first?
― nickn, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
it's my motto
― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 26 February 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
respect the consequences
― nicky lo-fi, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
Everything here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/quotes
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 26 February 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
If I exorcise my devils, my angels might leave too.
― Jaq, Friday, 26 February 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 12:23 PM (2 days ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
If something is worth being done, it's worth being overdone.Poise counts.
― kate78, Friday, 26 February 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
― nickn, Thursday, February 25, 2010 6:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― shite new answers (cutty)
Ah, an inverted cross.
― nickn, Friday, 26 February 2010 09:16 (fifteen years ago)
Life is parallel to Hell, but I must maintain
― National Sockpuppet Helpline (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)
business in the front, party in the back
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:37 (fifteen years ago)
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
and so forth
― shiksa kabab (get bent), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
To Serve and Protect
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
mottos? fuck those.
― nathaliec, Friday, 26 February 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)
change is good
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
WHY NOTNOT WHY
― Hideous Lamp (cozen), Friday, 26 February 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
"The next time you have to poop, do not take it for granted. Open your heart and mind and be aware of the direction your guts are leading you"
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
instead of saying "fuck tomorrow", the dollar i spent on bottle coulda struck the lotto...
― Ballistic, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
nothing is easy
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
holy shit!can't believe no one has dropped the ol''live long and prosper'aint that what it's all about?
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pLJEX0E.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)