tragic
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
Shakey, I think "good riddance" would've been more your style.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
so soon after roger ebert too
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
the pope's complicity in all of this is the biggest tragedy
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
It's past 12!Shame he won't be.
I know that doesn't really work.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
hope he's up there singing his heart out for Lisa Kudrow and Judd Apatow
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
the cold bieber open casket
― some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
never heard of him
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
SARAHPalinUSA: America Loses One of Its Brightest Talents Today. RIP J-Bieb, and May God Watch Over the Bieb family.
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
RIP little guy, hope you're sitting on Michael Jackson's right hand in Heaven right now.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
people close to him said it was only a matter of time.
RIP
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
beaten to death by chris brownhttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/02/0206_justin_bieber_chris_brown_getty.jpg
― velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
its sad he was a guitarist
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
way less sad, flautists are scum imo
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
look i need 2 get away from the computer b4 i say something hurtful, but this is not an appropriate venue to put 4th yr pro-guitarist ideology.
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
heard the sessions he was working on are incredible
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
its sad he looked like an old lesbian
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
hey don't mischaracterize me man, I am not pro-guitarist, I am explicitly anti-flautist
xpost to the flautist-apologist
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
^^^also a little known 19th century political party
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
alanjmcgee @JUSTINBIEBER ALRIGHT SO SORRY WEE MAN HEARD YOU PASSEDON. UR MUSIC WASNT TOO GREAT NOW WAS IT UR NO MARTIN CARR BYE BYE FOR NOW BIG MAN
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Wow. I had no idea: "In 2007, Bieber was involved in an escape plot with two other prisoners."
― StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
fyi "its sad he was a ---" is a ref to an old dimebag darrell thread iirc
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
rip music everywhere
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
who do u think is on the shortlist for the biopic? i'm thinking zack and cody from the suite life (kinda like how they had 6 ppl playing dylan, they would play both sides of his personality)
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Zac Efron to portray Bieber during his born-again Christian phase.
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
guys... justin bieber isnt dead
― max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
kinda makes you think though, don't it?
― Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
denial isn't just a river in Egypt max
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
What a disaster for boy lesbians.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Day of mourning declared here in Canada
― Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he will live on, rip
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
rip max
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
i heard about him this morning on FB
didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
bowling balls can be dangerous.
so sad :(
― hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.
― i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
idg this thread
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
― Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zivss7.jpg
i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.
― the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."
― are we human or are we dancer (m coleman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son
― Michael B, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ty69lPvKG-w/SbV-HGK7lLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/aZ5xEsWpFJQ/s320/suzannaanna,+It
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
justin u had so much left to say :(((. there's one more angel in heaven, there's one more star in the sky....justin the things that u stood for, its tuff but were gonna get by
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
were u there when they crucified my bieber
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)
Bieber? I don't even know her!
― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
convo between my 8yo son & his mother
mom, is justin bieber a real person?yes, why?because he looks like a moron.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201037//293.bieber.justin.people.lc.040710.jpg
This picture is terrifying.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
snorg boy
― susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
what's wrong with his teeth?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 April 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
his teen mom used to do horse shows 2 support them
― susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
if u can't laugh at yourself u ain't havin fun
RIP bieber wish u lived 2 see the dawn
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
crazy as heck
― max, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe it's best that he's gone, since he was leading so many young girls astray
― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
farewell john forsythe
― aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
I never got to see his forehead.
― bamcquern, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Blinded by gums
― Tesla, the Electric Jesus (KMS), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4
― taylory dayne (goole), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
little canadian fucker is fronting so hard with that "we don't say that in america" bullshit
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I dont know what German is? http://huff.to/9Qs2OG 11:16 PM May 4th via web
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
Except he also showed him the written word, so that excuse doesn't cut i.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
cut "it".
i can't fathom not knowing what "german" means. what a moron.
― Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
he actually tweeted that he thought the dude said "Jewman"??
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
the way the host asked the question is confusing. beiber didn't hear it correctly the first time -- neither did i. the question, i think, is whether his surname (beiber) is the german word for basketball. when beiber asked for clarification, the host just said "is german for basketball?," which is meaningless without the beginning of the question being repeated, as well.
JUSTIN BEIBER WAS SET UP TO LOOK FOOLISH IN THAT VIDEO CLIP AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS NO FOOL.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
thank goodness justin beiber isn't as shallow and emptyheaded as mia.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)
BIEBER. i before e. the [could have someday been a] man is dead, show him some respect
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, sorry about that. i hate that kid. tragic loss, tho.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
ach du bieber
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
That is so sweet when Justin say 1 -10 in german. xD
― conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
yes it is just you that is kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old
― conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
Aw I was hoping this thread would spark som awsome random googler raeg.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
Last 2 FB posts from my 11 yo niece:
i love justin bieber HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUSTIN BIEBER IS ALWAYS GOINGTO REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, you're in for a world of disappointment, kid.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
our days of random googler rage are over I fear, the web's too big now :(
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
Nooooo dont ruin all my dreams ;_;
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
don't despair you can always spend time on youtube comments threads
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
RIP Justin Bieber, trending topic: http://mashable.com/2010/05/14/twitter-improves-trending-topic-algorithm-bye-bye-bieber/
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest
it's weird like, he comes off as someone who has been in the business since he was 11 or something and has been coached incessantly on how to give interviews & never say anything especially of meaning, just giving constant praise to fans and being gregarious in a forced & pretty boring way -- but maybe that's just how he is?
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.
― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:49 AM (37 minutes ago)
Encyclobiebia Biebtannica over here
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
lil bro didnt know if the dude just meant basketball was something at which he excelled or if basketball was a place where he was literally a german
― coining (Lamp), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:40 (fifteen years ago)
why what happened
― conrad, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)
Fetchboy's hands fell off.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, handlessness
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
cant believe yallr pissing on his memory like this
― plax (ico), Sunday, 16 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
WTF does he demand all interviewers wear that shirt?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crcrqLrqTrg
― Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
lol lamp
― symsymsym, Monday, 17 May 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
he sounds like a dullard.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)
― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
hey cut the Biebs some slack, there's no Germans in heaven
― huggable snuggable teddy bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
he's the demon spawn of tony robbins
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, May 17, 2010 1:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
So he can count to 10 in german if you ask him to, but he doesn't know what "german" means? If so, you should really be impressed more than anything.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe he just can't read.
― bilbao baggins (88), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
― some dude, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
rip lil dude, just heard a song by you for the first time and now you're all dead ;_;
― tylerw, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
he isn't dead
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
THIS THREAD TITLE IS DECEPTIVE AND MISLEADING
its a typo, actually its Bustin Jieber that's passed away
― Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 21 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
this, too, is a rumor. "bustin jieber" refers to an act, not a person.
A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.
common mistake.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
RIP little Bieber. I miss you so much already!
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
we are actively trying to recruit this bieber, but he has not answered our emails. we suspect a plot.
― rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/7759457/Justin-Bieber-scrubbed-from-the-internet-by-new-Shaved-Bieber-browser-tool.html
― StanM, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJjeRpPtY0
― Trip Maker, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
what a nice young man
― conrad, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
agreeable fellow, I concur
― henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
he and the glass door had previously been seen partying with Justin Timberlake in Bimini.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uGs0H.png
― StanM, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
Was nice knowing you, Celine Dion.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)
AHAHAHAHA
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/bieber.asp
― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
Wow, looks like Snopes is still taking the news really hard. Hopefully they'll be able to come to terms with his passing soon.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 June 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, stage 1 = denial.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
i heard him in a hit song on american top 40 this week. he didn't even ruin it!
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
he was just . . . undistinguished. but ryan seacrest still gushed over "bieber" being a guest on the song.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
"that was blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, and 'bieber'"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM
― StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
^ first time I hear one of his songs ever, btw. Still haven't heard the real version. :-)
― StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
that is the real version!
― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
poor guy is still in denial:
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/07/01/bieber-is-neither-dead-nor-in-the-illuminati-he-confirms/?hpt=T2
― Darin, Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
i can't believe he died again. i am even more distraught than the last time.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
Illuminati killed him just like they killed 2Pac
― has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
His hair looks like a CHP motorbike cop helmet.
http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1221574962594_4chipsmif_640_320.jpg
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
he will be the leif garrett of this generation.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
listen dudes, like i understand ilx is generally about the lolz but it's pretty fucking poor form to be joking about a young kid that just died...have a heart
― the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
he will be the leif garrett andy gibb of this generation.
Just like poor Andy died young, amirite?
― Phil D., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)
outrageous. andy gibb was good, and could sing.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
m@tt otm...I can't believe how many callous motherfuckers there are on this board. can't believe you're all talking about fucking chillwave instead of joining us in grieving for a talent lost too soon.
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour
The My World Tour is an upcoming concert tour by Justin Bieber. It is his first official headlining tour, and is promoted by AEG Live, and Live Nation. The tour is anticipated to have multiple legs, and the supporting acts for the first will be Sean Kingston and Jessica Jarrell. Pop girl group The Stunners will also serve as an opening act for the first twenty dates. The tour is set to support his first release, My World, and its follow-up, My World 2.0. Who wants Justin the most? Decide now...
CURRENT COUNTRIES IN THE LEAD
#1 Israel
293992 votes
#2 North Korea
293618 votes
***You don't need a twitter account. Just click the I AM HUMAN button, and enter the words, then VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA.
***You can vote EVERY 20 MINUTES.
― Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)
Question: "Why not send him to israel?"Seriously, he has a WAY higher statistical chance of never returning from North Korea (or at least learning a great deal about the coal mining industry). Israel would welcome him and give him a shit ton of bodyguards because his visit would help their tourism, etc. North Korea would see him as a threat to their brainwashed people, and when you're in North Korea and their insane leader doesn't like you, well... manual labor, deportation, some humbling public humiliation for the conceited "bieb"
shakey mo gone too far imo
― Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe they are touring his corpse o_O
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 July 2010 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
"My" is a strange title for a world tour
― ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)
that's the "title/theme" of the tour? lol.
it's like when barry mantilow basked in a 10-minute standing ovation when he first walked on stage, then said, "we're all here to celebrate one thing tonight -- me."
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
it was a joke. his album is called My World, and his tour is called The My World Tour.
― ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
oh it's a joek all right!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
(actually i figured it was him playing off his album title. still is a little o_o imo)
Prank leaves Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
― plax (ico), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR A CONTEST, HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THE RESULTS.
the people have spoken.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.hiphopsite.com/2010/07/02/justin-bieber-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Cbaby-el-p-death-mixmp3/
:\
― alter ego salsa (another al3x), Monday, 5 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
Looking forward to the posthumous release of those memoirs.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe we'll learn who really killed him.
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
Somehow, I reckon we'll all be indicted. We loved him so much but we didn't help him.
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)
let the young man rest in peace
― ballerrr (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 August 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
I damn near had a heart attack when I read this!!
― i hate america (u s steel), Thursday, 5 August 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
damn near RIP u s steel
― StanM, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
it's true - we ALL killed him
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
donald sutherland knows it all, but isn't talking to anyone but kevin costner apparently
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI
― seger ros (crüt), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
so sad to see zombieber attacked like that
― glitter hands! glitter hands! razzle! dazzle! (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
Justin Bieber intrigues me, in that he's a successful pop performer with a slight amount of talent, his name is known worldwide, yet he still comes across as a kid whose hat gets stolen by bullies, whereafter he goes home and cries like a bitch.
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
err I'm sorry I should have said "cried". RIP Justin, the pic of you getting schooled at beach football will never be forgotten
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower
the song "U Smile" slowed down 800%.
http://i36.tinypic.com/2j65u2r.jpg
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:26 (fifteen years ago)
So happy that Bieber's unreleased and posthumous output has been turned over to Jason Pierce.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus Christ, this is beautiful. Dude is transformed into full-on 4AD/Liz Fraser.
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
i want to listen to this all night on repeat.
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:58 (fifteen years ago)
fuck
― christopher dullan (Tape Store), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:02 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i just downloaded it and put it on repeat already
― we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)
this is incredibly boring
peace out
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
come and get me when someone slows waka flocka down 800%
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:11 (fifteen years ago)
lol ok i only lasted a few minutes, j0rdan otm, i'm pretty sure this works w/ a ton of songs
― christopher dullan (Tape Store), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:12 (fifteen years ago)
This track has reached its download limit..It used all its download quota.
care to sendspace, zorn_bond?
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
you guys could listen to "toot it and boot it" at least 8 times in the amount of times it takes to listen to one 800% slower justin bieber song
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:14 (fifteen years ago)
i want my digital drugs, thx
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
this i understand
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
link
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
dang jordan thats ice cold
― max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)
this shit is real tho
i believe the word is <em>epic</em>
currently streaming this with my itunes playing klaus kinski "spricht werke der weltliteratur" over it.
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)
try it!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/44tfuq
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:38 (fifteen years ago)
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:10 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark
i will make a special mix just for you that shoehorns in references to alligators
― we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)
needs lil b #based freestyle
― i feed these skreets (tpp), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:46 (fifteen years ago)
j0rdan u kno i say this w love but fuck u, 800% slow biebz is str8 fire beautiful
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)
j0rdy this is obv. a seminal masterpiece and if you cant get on board u should be killed immediately
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
lol but srsly it reminds me of Soft Circle's album
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
fact, someone i know shot an interview w/ the beebs and some genius decided itd be cool if beebs skateboarded away at the end-- took two takes-- that first take is hidden away somewhere. a video of jb bailing rather viciously on a skateboard. dude will definitely never release it or even show me cos his job could be lost and suing and etc., but damn, hwo funny is it in yourm ind?
― the depressed-saggy-japanese-salaryman of ilx posters (Will M.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)
this is incredibly boring beautiful.
although i'm only 9 minutes in...
― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
woah
― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
ok just found out about this from elsewhere and 3 minutes in this is p much the best thing I've heard all year - SOTL had better look away now
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
when the bottom drops out of it 22 minutes in the effect is beyond incredible - it's like the slowy-down aspects of Inception but real
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
really pretty i thought it was m83
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
this is awesome
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
As I said in the rolling pop thread, this could totally pass for new bvdub material.
― matt2, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
I fell asleep. Did anything exciting happen after, oh, about 11 minutes in or so?
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
the popists were right: the avant-garde really is hidden in pop music
the popists were right.
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
Timestretched pop = really boring ambient. Who knew?
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
i think theres a picture hidden in the spectrals too
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
this kind of sounds like black tape for a blue girl
― shoggoths in hot weather (donna rouge), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
sounds like fkn sigur ros dnw
― hopa dreams (cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
Slow down Cheryl Cole and get Boards of Canada, while you're at it...
http://soundcloud.com/richtard/cheryl-cole-parachute-richtarded-53-minute-version
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
Actually, to be fair, that's more Dead Can Dance.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/
― hopa dreams (cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
this is about to be a 'thing' now, isn't it
― shoggoths in hot weather (donna rouge), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
incredibly popular internet shit you don't understand at all
― hopa dreams (cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.mediafire.com/?jt3j28mps9tm7qw
ben sidran - about love - v v slow vers.
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
in other news if you take stars of the lid and speed it up 800% you get...
― i feed these skreets (tpp), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
The Bieber thing is not actually Bieber.
http://photonwaveorchestra.bandcamp.com/
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
I reckon it IS Bieber, despite that^
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
Actually, you're right! I just tried fast forwarding it and it is definitely the same song.
Mea culpa.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
the release date on the photon wave orchestra track, tho
xp
― bodily fuiuds (c sharp major), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
it is bieber, i just ran U smile thru paulstretch
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
lolol cis otm
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
fell asleep to this
― tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
Fell asleep to this, and dreamed I was in a shitty action movie where someone was trying to steal all my ideas.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, sorry, wrong thread!
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
first bieber joint to please meh
― tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
is that a meme or something
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
somebody put a disco hi hat under this and we have bieblearic
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
I made one of these slowed down things, although it is only the first part of the song in the interest of saving space:
http://drop.io/ykr2tdw
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
that is unsettling and great. what is it?
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
hahah bs
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
It really is that song! 30x slower if I recall correctly.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
amazing
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)
i'm amazed that it only took 40 some odd years to create a Chopped and Skrewed version of Disco Duck
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
I made one too, Anyone want to guess? I think this should be a very easy one.
http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/mystery
― dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
careless whisper?
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^ if this is true i'm totally d/ling
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
Yup, just the into. Good guess! or was it totally too obvious?
― dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
intro
lol waht
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
u guyz r fun
this is my new favorite toy. love love love
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
want this toy!! but i can't make it work :(
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
WHOA, now rescinding my previous comments about "Careless Whisper" being boring.
― Chanté Ackerman (Stevie D), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
what problems are you running into, zorn_bond?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
must find a command line version of this so I can make a plugin for my mp3 player and have it just go through my music collection on random playing everything stretched 10x.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
aw dude yes love this concept
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
i'm trying to compile it from source and i'm doing ./configure and it's not finding the configure file?
i'm using linux obv so i'm used to no one knowing how to fix my problems lol
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
ah, that's no good. i'm using windows so useless for linux advice.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i thought linux was the greatest thing on earth when i started using it a couple years ago. now most days i'd kill for xp.
― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
can someone slow down "hard in da paint" 800% for me? plz & thx
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
d/l the program and use it, it is very easy! not even an install in windows, you can just run the .exe.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
i don't have windows
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
mac?
http://rekkerd.org/kent-williams-releases-paulstretch-for-mac/
― dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
word up
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
this is cool i guess, the bieber thing
― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
lol no mp3s
oh well
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
aight i guess once you've heard 11 minutes you've heard the whole thing
― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
First 21 minutes is samey, 22 to the end is different.
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
so sad I don't have any opiates lying around.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)
http://soundcloud.com/jodybeth/dywtsodywtt
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
use this link instead:
http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/dywtsodywtt
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 04:48 (8 hours ago)
^^^^^^^
the first 21 minutes are cool but it really fucking takes off after that, and remains freaking incredible from then on
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
Let's hope that Sigur Ros sped up 800% doesn't sound like Justin Bieber.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
(This is great, btw.)
Ha! I heard Sigur Ros sped up on another forum and it sounded like plinky plonky carnival music. It was terrible! Well, worse than the real thing, if that's possible.
― The Voluptuous Horror of (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
Fast Sigur Rós
http://soundcloud.com/osuadh/fast-sigur-ros
― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
I hear "Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez vous? Dormez vous?" in the guitar line!
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
loooool that's svefn-g-englar isn't it
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
yep!
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5ild5drk73brp16
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
No, that's not the one that I heard yesterday. But I guess maybe the one I heard got pitch shifted because it just sounded tinkly and annoying.
― The Voluptuous Horror of (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
That link I just posted is the first ten minutes of Kr4ftw3rk's R4dio4act1v1ty, btw.
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
lol at my l33t typing (-a)
Anyway (if not already linked):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/yes-haircut-criminal
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
wow. even without the haircuts that is quite the collection of unfortunate looking boys.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
The first few moments of "The Only Living Boy in New York"
http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/ready
― dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
i just made this and it's really spooky and weird... about six minutes of jane siberry's "the white tent the raft."
http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/the-white-tent-the-raft-screwed
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MEj4h3sni8&
― StanM, Saturday, 21 August 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
holy living fuck this is making my goddamn life right now.
― johnsons in my pubescence, other than my own (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
Since the other music genre that was started by playing music too slow (A Split Second's Flesh at 33 rpm instead of 45) was called New Beat, I propose we call this modern variation New Bieb.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 August 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
Ha. I used to play the 45 of Coil's "Tainted Love" at 33 rpm when I was pissed off on my radio show and wanted to punish the listeners.
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
LOL @ you all discovering Paulstretch all of a sudden :)
― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Sunday, 22 August 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:34 (3 weeks ago)
honestly
― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 September 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/6ycw1x.jpg
rip sweet son, may u and aubrey plaza forever ride your unicorns through the valleys of heaven
― it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
how the hell were you able to get inside my head and take a snapshot of my dreams
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)
god, so many months after the fact and it still just kills me. RIP for real, dude :(
― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
sup
― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
that USMILEambient is srsly great, i mean even better than the slow edit of 'working man'
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)
that's a flaming huge call but would luck have it I'm 13 minutes into another listen of USLOW and tbh I'm willing to agree - 22 mins onward is brain-exploding
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
The 16 year-old, who rose to fame through YouTube, was accused of “inappropriate behaviour” before a Maryland State Fair concert, in Baltimore, last week. The Canadian heart-throb, who has nurtured a clean-cut image, was said to be “horsing around” with members of his staff when he threw the water-filled projectiles at two state police troopers. One of the balloons was said to have hit one trooper's gun belt and burst, while the other brushed his colleague on the chest but did not burst. According to American reports, after fleeing back to his trailer, Bieber was saved by a bodyguard who allegedly convinced police not to arrest the singing sensation. No report was filed after last Sunday’s incident which occurred just before the sell-out concert. The troopers were at the concert for “crowd control”. "Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber posted on Twitter, the micro-blogging site, later that night. It remains unclear what he was referring to.
The Canadian heart-throb, who has nurtured a clean-cut image, was said to be “horsing around” with members of his staff when he threw the water-filled projectiles at two state police troopers.
One of the balloons was said to have hit one trooper's gun belt and burst, while the other brushed his colleague on the chest but did not burst.
According to American reports, after fleeing back to his trailer, Bieber was saved by a bodyguard who allegedly convinced police not to arrest the singing sensation.
No report was filed after last Sunday’s incident which occurred just before the sell-out concert. The troopers were at the concert for “crowd control”.
"Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber posted on Twitter, the micro-blogging site, later that night. It remains unclear what he was referring to.
― hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)
inevitably that has made me like Bieber a lot more
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
ur already quite a lot like bieber
― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
Still laughing. GREAT ZING
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
audrey plaza could ride my unicorn
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
Twitter, the micro-blogging site
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Bieber-Deal-with-it.gif
― StanM, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/justin_bieber_hooters_m.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
cute kid
― DIOHEAD (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
she looks a little young for him tho
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
Can you be too young for a corpse?
― Weird Al Paca (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
RIP feminist icon Justin Bieber
― harbl madness (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
I'm so sick of one of the two most liked comments on EVERY YT music vid being a joke about Justin Bieber, or possibly Justin Bieber's penis.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39345081/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/
http://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/397*298/PHI+hurst+license+640+x+480.jpg
― del griffith, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
douchebag.
― chrisv2010, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.
Hurst OTM.
― a seminar on ass play for kids or something (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
Totally OTM. Yes, the paying an extra dollar thing is creepy... but how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?
― daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/0928_bieber3.jpg
i can still see u now in my mind's eye justin, with your stylish clothes and your wide-set eyes.
― it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)
how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?― daavid, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― daavid, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)
why does the Justin figurine on the left have steroid neck?
― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
the only doll to predict bieber's future
― ♫ soulja boy supermans girl/leaves behind a tragic world ♫ (m bison), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://twitpic.com/3b25tf.jpeg
http://twitpic.com/3b25tf
Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous war lord. Really.
― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
<a href="http://twitpic.com/3b25tf"; title=" on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/3b25tf.jpg"; width="150" height="150" alt=" on Twitpic"></a>
― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
i like that whoever took that photo didn't shoo the other guy out of the shot. "your dumbfoundedness really contributes to what i'm getting at here."
― literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 29 November 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)
Rest in peace, you poor walking talking symptom of late capitalism
― jeevves, Monday, 29 November 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/CKQjG.jpg
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
Tanker truck? The instructions didn't mention that! :-(
― StanM, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482
― markers, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ graciously allowing tumblr to be part of the insurrection
― illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
Selena Gomez has received a string of death threats after she was pictured kissing teen star Justin Bieber while holidaying on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.
The young stars have been coy about rumors of romance for several months, however the new pictures, which have surfaced online, seem to have confirmed their secret relationship.
Justin's fans, who are popularly known as 'Beliebers', posted several hostile messages to the 18-year-old Disney star on Twitter today.
One message read: 'Roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you'.
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
In a central London pub yesterday I saw a tip jar on the bar. A little notice on it said "Every time you give us a tip a Justin Bieber fan dies".
― mmmm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
This kid is the smuggest Canadian of all time.
― not the sort of person who would wind up in a landfill (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
people actively describing themselves as 'Beliebers' versus people actively describing themselves as 'Gleeks' FITE!
― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
^Both mentioned in Ben Zimmer's round-up of the 2010 words of the year.
― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Reincarnated at last
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/460ff8b3.jpg
― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 January 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
my roomate is directing the 3d short that will be played in front of the justin bieber feature film that comes out in a couple months. gonna be blacked out drunk if I get forced to go see it.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
(a) this thread began in april 2010. (b) today (january 2011), "rip justin bieber" is a leading trend on twitter.
any connection between (a) and (b)?
btw, i know justin bieber isn't dead. so that's not it.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
his death is always trending on twitter/google
― The Brainwasher, Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
This is dope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k972x73Wqog
― smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:03 (fifteen years ago)
uh, i fux with this
― bear, bear, bear, Friday, 28 January 2011 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
I heard that Bieber hate is an internet obsession in some quarters, as I'm not fifteen years old I learned about it in the newspaper not by looking for it. I find it disturbing.
― university of, drunk off your butt, etc. (u s steel), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:44 (fifteen years ago)
our boy whiney performed this weekend & he drummed along to a part of the ambient "u smile"
he is a great drummer so y'all should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qpR2DGb5k&feature=player_embedded
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
such a tragedy.
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
watching that video is like watching The Misfits, two remarkable talents together, but tough to watch knowing how we were to lose them both so soon. :'(
(but that is indeed awesome.)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
am i the only person on ILX who's seen the justin bieber 3D movie NEVER SAY NEVER??????
― gr8080, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 07:56 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0&feature=player_embedded
― gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
RIP :(
that whiney clip is awesome
― he do the waka lyfe (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason.
― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
clearly Beeb is gonna be the Warren Beatty of the 2020s.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/6mZJ6.jpg
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Saturday, 19 February 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
justinbieber Justin Bieber. yeah so it's true...i got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.
omg no!
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU-K7orlvCg
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
“For younger guys, it’s like they think they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll change, I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”
God I love this kid
― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8v8f5LeJ1qdrq38o1_500.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)
Bieber otm. Rip.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/world/middleeast/13bieber.html
― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcsbcffTN1qjkh16o1_400.jpg
It's like volcano of doucheiness.
― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
They should start a fashion line for men named LaBieb
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
the Foghat t-shirt, all by itself, is rad imo
the rest of the look is a big no no
― the tune is space, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
not another miami vice remake :(
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
There are cute, precocious boys. There are douchey, ridiculously successful men. In the twain lies LaBieb."
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
LaBieb: When the girls want to have you, and the men want you to revitalize their franchise.
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
LaBieb: Because privilege is only half the story.
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
i want a royal blue blazer so bad
― gr8080, Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark
― gr8080, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
he loved life so much
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/06/06/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-mtv-movie-awards-love-dating-making-out-kissing/
“They made out for about three minutes and kind of weirded people out,” the eyewitness said. “They used a lot of tongue and acted like there was no one else in the room"
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
i think someone's getting "backstage" confused with "staged"
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.thefablife.com/files/2011/05/biebergomezkiss.jpg
― da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lma07oPMVv1qadw96o1_400.jpg
― (eval ' (diamonddave85), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.retail-week.com/pictures/586xAny/4/4/2/1249442_BIEBER.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
o_O
― I thought that I heard you loling, I thought that I heard you steen (crüt), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:40 (fourteen years ago)
Terrifying new ending to V for Vendetta.
― jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol the one huge gaga in the background totally makes it
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/08/31/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/justin-bieber-crashes-ferrari/index.html
― (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
when did biebs start wearing lip liner?
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.
― (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
this is so, so stupid
― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVXPYTzczU&feature=feedlik
― your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
justin bieber was victimized.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
lolololhttp://i.imgur.com/SuAY0.png
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2057195/Justin-Bieber-baby-Pictures-Mariah-Yeater-inside-weird-world.html
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it
― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin
Obviously a deranged lunatic.
― The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/03/article-2057195-0EA70F3000000578-877_634x482.jpg
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
nancy grace would cover that right
Wooooo! Go Lakeside!
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/selena-gomez-dumps-justin-bieber_n_1077348.html
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
The dream is over.
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.
feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
biebature ejaculation
― prettyliketynandelong (some dude), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)
RIP love
― warning: simulated vampire fellatio (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
biebs got raped :(
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
30 seconds of terror
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
great article:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/woman_who_claims_she_had_bieber_U4SI9XtemCEh30hNfx9M5I
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)
"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."
"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:
1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".
2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.
3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rur415swL4&feature=related
4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.
― rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)
Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)
Love the story though <3
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)
lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:21 (fourteen years ago)
love revives itself, scratches wildly at the lid of its own coffin
― dreamleaf, sparkleroot, basilisk venom tinctures (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)
rip he hardly knew her ;_;
― blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)
rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)
. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)
That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
apt name too
― blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.
― your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
Bieb-seeking missile
― da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post
― da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually
― da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
the embattled bieber and gomez show
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9656/justinbiebermysterygirl.jpg
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aIP7y.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)
Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)
― Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:35 (thirteen years ago)
Assault with a slightly feminine weapon.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)
new complex mag photo shoot is intense
http://i.imgur.com/nUCvL.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fynoE.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aC6Rj.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/NNBxA.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/s300h.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old
― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid
― techno pink (reddening), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
Tyler Shields is such a hack.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22gzxlxmx1qk7pano1_500.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/331999/20120423/justin-bieber-stabbed-facebook.htm
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/30/justin-bieber-throwing-up-video/
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/120811_justin_bieber_selena_gomez_bikini_teaser_600111208071601111208085534.jpeg
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
Aw what a pro
― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
FYI-
http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1-million-Justin-Bieber-Head-in-Gold-3.jpg
http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/,000,000 Justin Bieber's Head Made of Gold
― davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/
― davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
davey is that you
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
yes mr. grady, i am here.
― davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^
― davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
i spotted you on your third post.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.
― davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:47 (thirteen years ago)
everyone meet davey.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
hey davey
― max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)
Hiello daaaaaavey
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 December 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
hi davey. nice to meet u.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)
more like tokin weeder
― ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
this euro tour had really been a goldmine of unbeliebable moments
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZ0ojbkrmc#!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
does Kevin Smith no Cee-Lo stole his jorts
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)
Beiber has become such a douchey looking guy, like even more than I would've expected he was gonna. Never ever say "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously"He's basically Joffrey.
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)
there's a whole tumblr devoted to that premise iirc
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)
is he getting a lot of boos?
he has this slack-jawed thing going, it's not going to help him with the whole "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously" thing
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)
also, use other words please, as mark s used to say
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
heh, so there ishttp://joffreybieber.tumblr.com/
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)
this guy's flameout/addiction+rehab period is gonna be so ugly
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)
yeah whatsup with the booing
― flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)
the bieber nude pictures have made me reconsider having potential sons circumcised.
― dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
i think the booing explains his reaction, otherwise he's just preening
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
hi davey
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
I totally missed that there were boos when I watched that
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)
why does he reach out and grab cee-lo like that
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)
illuminati handshake
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/592686a56ecd12f5743eaad2ac1a4a09/tumblr_mm11sxID2B1sovfs2o1_500.jpg
Headset mics!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4689528/bieber-sunglasses-o.gif
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)
Reposted from the T. Swift thread, Swift reacts to backstage Bieber/Gomez spit swap:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o98xs8wybgtgif/ku-medium.gif
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)
I like to think that Jesus was just flying by at that particular moment
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, May 20, 2013 5:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think he was actually shaken by the boos, and is gesturing to cee-lo for support
he does seem stunned
or like he is not getting enough oxygen
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)
lol the tswift gif
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)
what is funny about that gif?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
I can't hear the boos! I am listening on crappy laptop speakers though.
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
keep looking until u see it... u will shit bricks amateursit
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
i don't get it, please explain!
am i not recognizing somebody?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
are we expecting her to congratulate him, and she doesn't?
she makes a face that indicates that she finds it gross
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
look in the far right hand bieber/gomez making out direction
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
hahah that gif
― gr8080, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 20, 2013 5:57 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
holy shit this tumblr is remarkable unfunny
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
oh i see, she sticks her tongue out.
what a prude!
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)
is it surprising that taylor swift finds kissing gross
all things considered
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)
given how much she sings about kissing in the rain, it would be surprising if she found kissing gross
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)
context is everything here guys
― gr8080, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:23 (twelve years ago)
ITS GROSS BECAUSE BIEBER IS GROSS
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)
Standing on the Chicago Blackhawks locker room logo to pose with the Stanley Cup vs. Pissing in a mop bucket instead of a bathroom
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)
http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/07/11/justin-bieber-bill-clinton-apology/
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-allegedly-spotted-brothel-brazil-report-205000302-us-weekly.html
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 November 2013 06:31 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8N2FYaV.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 November 2013 13:37 (twelve years ago)
approve of remedial nu-biebz
― Nilmar Jr (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 November 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCpaTwQ8gGM
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 November 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)
astroturfed out of bed
― Nilmar Jr (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 November 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)
when he came out to leave his bodyguards began to spray water at photographers.
This would be a fun job.
― Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:08 (twelve years ago)
beibjob
― She gobbled, cold swallowed my one's like Greedy Gretchen. (thebingo), Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
welp
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
Keisha Jamerson 35 minutes agoJesus hung out with prostitutes
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xSxOQ1W.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
lol how did we miss this
http://www.examiner.com/article/anonymous-targets-justin-bieber-for-wearing-guy-fawkes-mask
http://i.imgur.com/wdbiVu6.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)
hahahahahahaha
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)
Bieberchist
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)
rest in peace + have a happy hanukkah justin
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)
noooo the biebs
― reddening, Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:05 (twelve years ago)
I told him to get a cab!
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:17 (twelve years ago)
http://i26.beon.ru/42/20/632042/36/49532336/BIEBER2.jpeg
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:17 (twelve years ago)
sake
http://www.lupin3.it/20110120/mix/347_022.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:18 (twelve years ago)
I wish he were arrested under suspicion of DUI and drag racing, with a pile of coke in the car and a hooker in the passenger seat, all while chucking eggs out the window.
I do love that every time something goes down it's in a totally different city. Maybe he has a whole bunch of wayward lookalikes spread around the globe so that he can chill out at home in peace and just catch up on books.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:23 (twelve years ago)
his post-rehab gospel album in 2017 is going to rule
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
some of us don't get TMZ (?) alerts, you could at least link the news
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
here u go morbs
http://bit.ly/uugEkz
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/showbiz/justin-bieber-arrest/
he really seems like a total POS
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
The cars were speeding at about 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph zone
lol, this is a drag race the way his shit is music
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/2jac0n5.jpg
― amerie guy (sleepingbag), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:13 (twelve years ago)
Adorbs.
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)
:D
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:16 (twelve years ago)
j/k ewwwwes gross
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:16 (twelve years ago)
more and more he looks like a lesbian
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:20 (twelve years ago)
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)
greatest mugshot i've ever seen
― pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)
btw seeing 3 Justin Bieber threads on SNA made me think the guy actually died or went to jail
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)
a friend likes to say "put a wimple on him and he's a nun"
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)
you really can't hate on this guy after a mugshot like that
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:33 (twelve years ago)
http://fr.eonline.com/news/443534/sharon-osbourne-slams-justin-bieber-says-he-doesn-t-realize-he-s-white-and-not-black
― pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:35 (twelve years ago)
Sharon O likely doesn't realize she's a bint who got lucky via marriage
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:39 (twelve years ago)
oooooooooooo
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:40 (twelve years ago)
I know I've been wondering what Sharon Osbourne thinks about all this.
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:41 (twelve years ago)
i mean Dr M using the b word
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
Sharon met future husband Ozzy Osbourne at the age of 18 while working for her father, Don Arden, who managed Black Sabbath.[4] When Ozzy was fired from Black Sabbath in 1979, she took over his management from the Arden organisation[4] and then started to date Ozzy.[4] Sharon coordinated the recruitment of a technically gifted backing band (Randy Rhoads, Bob Daisley, and Lee Kerslake) for the recording of The Blizzard of Ozz and, by engaging proven songwriters, helped Ozzy launch what became a successful solo career.[4]
Yes, clearly she's the lucky one here.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
in that we know who she is, sort of
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
Oooh you're a real tough guy aren't you
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)
waterface bout to meet brooklyn pavement
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)
who?
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:16 (twelve years ago)
― you are kind, I am (waterface)
take it to the gay thread
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)
no thanks
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)
just calling out women haters when i see them
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
eat my shorts
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)
take it to the creepypasta thread
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)
Kate McKinnon just hit the jackpot.
― tbd (Eazy), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)
Missed opportunity above, because the profile says it all:
http://www.trbimg.com/img-52e148c5/turbine/sfl-justin-biebers-mug-shot-released-20140123-002/580/580x326
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:41 (twelve years ago)
dying
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:18 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9V1Pett.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:24 (twelve years ago)
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/69832-justin-bieber-wears-prison-jumpsuit-in-bond-court-after-arrest-bail-set-at-2500/1390502918_bieber_in_court.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:27 (twelve years ago)
“Why the f--- did you stop me?'” he asked officer Fulgencio Medina, who cornered him as he was peeling down Pine Tree Drive at 55 to 60 mph in a yellow Lamborghini, according to police report. The speed limit on that stretch of residential street is 30.
After allegedly smoking pot all day, drinking beer, clubbing, popping anti-depressants and spending some time in a recording studio, the lead-footed singer and a buddy launched the predawn race in their rented wheels early Thursday.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:27 (twelve years ago)
According to sources, Bieber's breath test did not show any substantive alcohol use. He blew .014 and .011, well below the legal limit. That amount is too low for authorities to suspend a license for an underage driver, although Bieber does not have a Florida license.
But authorities consider the case against Bieber to be strong. Sources said he admitted to the use of intoxicants and Bieber did not pass a roadside sobriety test.
A police officer certified as a “Drug Recognition Expert” also evaluated Bieber — and concluded he was driving under the influence of a controlled substance. And Bieber also gave a urine sample, which could net preliminary results for drugs within a couple days.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/23/3888078/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami.html#storylink=cpy
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:30 (twelve years ago)
man in high school we'd borrow a friend's ludiomils and drink 2 beers over them and it was lights out
― second set all dead boys covers (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:32 (twelve years ago)
poke poke poke your eyes out
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:35 (twelve years ago)
Bieber also gave a urine sample
Been there, done that.
http://newscrazy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4223c__387732-justin-bieber-pees-into-bucket.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)
https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf79040f60478a28658dd3e7e95ae779/tumblr_mzv8c2nYIm1ru6e0oo1_400.gif
― the late great, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.accessatlanta.com/ap/ap/crime/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area/ncykm/
Bieber and his large entourage were escorted to a closed-off section of the club. They enjoyed the dancers and ordered a large amount of bottled water, but no alcoholic beverages were sold to them, said Ricky "Disco Rick" Taylor in a statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgc9l3wsjE
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:59 (twelve years ago)
http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00212/188.460x325.jpghttps://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_3147076_WCrnrWXvbbah.jpghttp://data3.whicdn.com/images/19166305/thumb.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 23:04 (twelve years ago)
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8020075264/hB53A4B7C/
― What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:26 (twelve years ago)
god how i hate having to talk about boring shit like this at work
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:41 (twelve years ago)
Cutters gonna have to up their game #decapitateforbieber
― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:02 (twelve years ago)
omg
― one second I'm a goons, then suddenly the goons is me (some dude), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:38 (twelve years ago)
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-01-24at93039PM_zpsba628c05.png
― slam dunk, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:31 (twelve years ago)
Why does he dress like such a SPAZ? That hat perched ridiculously hovering above his head and those fucking idiotic parachute pants that make his legs look like 1ft stumps. Little shit.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:45 (twelve years ago)
^^ can't handle the swagu
― the late great, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:52 (twelve years ago)
Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:33 (twelve years ago)
concerned about his posture
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:42 (twelve years ago)
http://imgur.com/UDZxBlx.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:35 (twelve years ago)
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:42 AM
best juxtaposition
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
Done in by zbars and wacky weed. R.I.P.
― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:54 (twelve years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wR49QkmzYo8
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/baby-to-bad-boy-justin-biebers-life-in-photos-20140226
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
hi maura
this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen
http://rapdose.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-deposition-video
― some dude, Monday, 10 March 2014 12:35 (eleven years ago)
what a glorious prick, I think I love him
― ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)
That's the best worst thing ever.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)
Amazing. He's like Joffrey Baratheon wearing a shellsuit jacket my mum had in 1992.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)
Ha, I can totally see him ordering someone killed and his lawyer being all "well, um, Justin, that's illegal. And you're in a filmed deposition."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)
Would you please look at the film that's up there?-This is a film? This is a film?Pause it. ... Would you please watch the television?-You said it's a film. You said "watch the film". Is this a film?Is there a difference between a film and something else?-Yeee-es.
― how's life, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)
"Is it true that Usher was instrumental to your career?""...I think that I was detrimental to my own career"
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 10 March 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
wow what a thing
what the lawyer interviewing him seems like sleazy amateur-hour too.
― sean gramophone, Monday, 10 March 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)
so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.
― festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 10 March 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)
incredible
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Monday, 10 March 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)
be a lawyer, man
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Monday, 10 March 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)
the wink :o
― lex pretend, Monday, 10 March 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)
"I object."
― jmm, Monday, 10 March 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)
Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, 10 March 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)
Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting pissed off.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, March 10, 2014 1:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
biebers lawyer even more unprofessional... feel like "be a lawyer, man" could have legs as thing lawyers say ironically to each other form now on
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
imagine if you had the opportunity to depose bieber - youd be a fuckin smug dick too. I would relish every second of it.
these things tend to never see the light of day so its not surprising.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 March 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)
"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"
― Fetchboy, Monday, 10 March 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
wow. plaintiff's lawyer seemed like a goof, but maybe he (a) was intimidated by bieber's stardom, entourage or high-priced defense counsel (although i'd think plaintiff's counsel would return to his senses once he remembers he's deposing an arrogant, empty-headed, 20 year-old dummy), (b) wasn't prepared (if you don't have materials to impeach or contradict a deponent, you're often just conducting a "discovery deposition," which can be fumbling), and/or (c) was intentionally prodding bieber for a reaction (a common tactic, to capture just those moments that bieber gave -- on videotape! -- or to assess the quality of a witness). i'm most curious about the depo-prep bieber had with his lawyer.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)
Biebz is now sorta filling Barry Bonds' place in the culture
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)
i dont know if i been to australia *shrug*
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)
i dont know katie couric you tell meare you calling me katie couric...no
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)
hah he toured Australia like 3 months ago
― sonderborg, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)
In fairness we barely noticed he ws here either, it ws LIGHTNING FAST
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)
he graffitied an outside wall at a hotel here, it was front page news for weeks, the mayor was absolutely disgusted with him and commanded him to perform at the mayoral christmas carols shindig at the broadwater as reparation which so did not happen.
― estela, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)
I hope DiCaprio plays Bieber in the Scorcese biopic.
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)
Clearly Biebz has seen Fletch about 12 times.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)
scorsese
― conrad, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:17 (eleven years ago)
died @ this^
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)
it's really the best part
― (or if you must, "data") (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)
starting to beliebe
― nauru, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:13 (eleven years ago)
I love how he says "I don't recall" with a total smirk, as if he'd just remembered that his lawyer advised him that "I don't recall" were some magic words he could use when he was being questioned.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)
if he was a real baller he woulda pissed all over that conference table
― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/KcDtj7x.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 16 March 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)
so true :)
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)
aw
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 12:52 (eleven years ago)
I hope he washes his hands.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/18/justin-bieber-banksy-tattoo-graffiti-artist_n_4984389.html
http://i.imgur.com/hn95XGE.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)
mitchell and ness make hats that say mitchell and ness, crazy world
― adam, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)
Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.
http://i.imgur.com/uQ56OwL.png
namaste
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
lollll
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)
also he got detained coming through LAX yesterday, though the story oddly didn't get a lot of traction
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
“so-called Canadian famous singer.”
Yeah, I don't believe he's actually Canadian either!
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
2011-era justin caught on tape making n-word joke; suspicious chunk of internet biebs-haters suddenly VERY CONCERNED about his right to free speech.
― it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Monday, 2 June 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)
non-tumblr whites
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 2 June 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)
This is the only racist joke I know (although with a slightly better set-up). The only time I've ever told it was to a black coworker who asked me to tell the most racist joke I knew. Glad it wasn't one of the jokes that is actually in my repertoire that got put on full blast on TMZ and Gawker. "Kicks are for Trids" and "The Brick" seem safe for now.
― how's life, Monday, 2 June 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)
Damn little man.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)
I want to know which longstanding member of his entourage/inner circle he offended and what the precipitating event was because someone has been sitting on this jive for a REALLY long time
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)
that link says tmz was sitting on it
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)
o wait nm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)
in other news, bieber stays at bed & breakfast next door to Auschwitz, tells proprietor, "I like the view"
― display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)
lollll i knew about that tape since it happened via friends in the biz
― brimstead, Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)
that link says tmz brimstead was sitting on it
― how's life, Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)
i was sitting on the tape but didnt realize, it was stuck to my ass
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/07/10/wheels-of-justice-turn-quickly-in-bieber-egg-case/love that url
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 July 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
Poor little dude.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)
Eventually he's really going to die and you all will feel bad.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)
hmm... nope
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)
That should have been "baby, baby, baby...nope!"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)
Oh, wait, *Justin* Bieber? I was thinking about someone else. No, no one will be sad when he dies.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)
A million new .gifs born last night.
― the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
“So, uh, I actually don’t feel comfortable unless I’m in my Calvin’s so…is that cool?” he asked as the booing began.
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
I may die first, from lols
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:47 (eleven years ago)
His tale is like a sexy version of Pinocchio
― da croupier, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
“Go on, darling,” Stone said as Bieber quickly took off his jacket, shoes, pants and shirt until he was just in his aforementioned Calvin’s. The boos only increased. It was awkward.
“Is that better?” he asked when it was mercifully over.
“So much, thank you Justin,” Stone assured him. The duo then introduced Rita Ora’s performance.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
Went with my younger daughter on a field trip the library with her class of 2nd and 1st graders. The librarian was explaining to them all the cool things you could check out. Elephant & Piggie book? Hooray! Charlotte's Web? Yay! Frozen DVD? Huge cheers. Justin Bieber CD? Loud, universal boos.
When you lose the six and seven year olds, you've lost the war.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
Nice.
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)
John Waters likes him.
So do I, pretty much.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
My brother's first grader likes this girl. At dinner, he announced to everyone that he is mad at Justin Bieber. This is because the girl he likes is a fan.
The kindergartener says, "I have an idea. We should kidnap Justin Bieber and kill him."
― Opus Gai (I M Losted), Friday, 12 September 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)
RIP Justin Bieber.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
lol jeez
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
well, how inevitable
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/20/entertainment/feat-justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast/
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 January 2015 06:22 (eleven years ago)
oh no
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:42 (eleven years ago)
He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:19 (eleven years ago)
ew this is a terrible idea and a sad attempt to claw back toward relevance
― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:03 (eleven years ago)
drake is next in line surely
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:04 (eleven years ago)
drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:07 (eleven years ago)
"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)
Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:01 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/JeremyBieber/status/652506486124449792
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)
lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)
idgi
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)
I can't post this on twitter so you get it: now we know why he has a tripod page
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)
that is justin bieber's dad, tweeting in reference to justin bieber's penis
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)
so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)
there is an existing, recent paparazzi shot of justin bieber's dick, yes
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)
is he dead?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)
he is now
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)
finally
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4tgWQUkAAD4qU.jpg
neymarish
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)
in the creepy celebrity dad leaderboard, that's definitely up there with trump repeatedly suggesting he'd like to fuck his daughter
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)
link to bieber's cock please
― dylannn, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:45 (ten years ago)
i'm not googling 'bieber dong' so you don't have to, chum
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)
somebody used a telephoto lens to catch him on a private beach or balcony or something and people are linking it because the purpose of freedom of speech is to actively celebrate violating people's privacy as often as possible
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
why do you hate freedom
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)
can't believe this wee guy died
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
RIP Justin Penis
― a (waterface), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.
― Spottie, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)
It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:33 (ten years ago)
died of excess dick. & at such a young age too
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:43 (ten years ago)
I can always count on ilx to keep me informed about what's happening in the world.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
penises. penises are happening.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/justin-bieber-baptized-then-knick-tyson-chandler-tub-article-1.2468028
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:10 (ten years ago)
Fuck. RIP Bieb. Each time u die I live a little more inside
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:37 (six years ago)
thoughts and prayers up to justin, freshly diagnosed with lyme disease - stay strong big man
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:15 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrNKMVXHc
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 9 January 2020 12:52 (six years ago)
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― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:46 (five years ago)
RIP. died a third time. Sad.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:05 (three years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:22 (two years ago)
Truly he lived his life like an asshole in the wind.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:13 (two years ago)
Farewell sweet Prince, may flights of tattooed angels song thee to thy rest.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (two years ago)
I get my caskets from Transylvania
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:39 (two years ago)
NYPost: BABY, BABY, BABY, OUCH!
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:55 (two years ago)
so sorry to hear you died yet again. no matter how many times you die I'll always remember Paris
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:32 (two years ago)
It is my understanding that Justin Bieber has died so many times that he got a "R.I.P. Justin Bieber" tattoo to commemorate his most recent death. It had to be inked on the top of his left foot, as both soles were taken.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:38 (two years ago)
He’s with Anne Frank now
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 12 January 2024 04:21 (two years ago)
died a fifth time. man the Biebs have been through so much
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:04 (one year ago)
4 more lives, shit cat
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:39 (one year ago)