2012 republican presidential nominee

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it has to be SOMEBODY. pretend you were putting money on it.

Poll Results

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Mitt Romney 11
Sarah Palin 6
Other (idk but...OTHER) 3
Jeb Bush 2
David Petraeus 1
Ron Paul 1
Other (and imna name them in this thread) 1
Mike Huckabee 1
Tim Pawlenty 1
John Thune 0
Jon Huntsman 0
Jim DeMint 0
Newt Gingrich 0
Mike Pence 0
Bobby Jindal 0
Mitch Daniels 0


iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

Right now I think it's probably between Mitt and Jeb, but I honestly believe John Boehner has his eye set on the White House one day before long (not that he'd ever get there).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

def jeb in 2012

I want that dynasty to run this roman empire into the ground

(e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

I voted palin btw - I think she could take iowa and south carolina

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

Makes sense. She's an honorary SC politician anyway.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

and from there get something like a mccain 2008 victory (while basically winning the opposite states)

xp

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

people I DO NOT think it will be, despite highly visible media profiles: Palin, Paul, Gingrich, Huckabee

used to bull's-eye Zach Wamps in my T-16 back home (will), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

what about Liz Cheney or Haley Barbour? has either stated categorically they will not run?

used to bull's-eye Zach Wamps in my T-16 back home (will), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

Liz Cheney is every bit as hateful/hateable as her father, and the public, no matter how conservative they get, still hate Dick Cheney.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

Politics aside, she's awful every time I see her on TV: vacuous, one-note.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

i honestly have no idea. palin is the one to beat, and the party will be basically palinist no matter who wins, so, does it matter?

goole, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

And Haley Barbour comes across like an extra on Dukes of Hazzard.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, where's Barack Obama on the list?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

har.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

I can't remember the name of the guy, but who was the GOP whiz kid that was talking the loudest during the healthcare summit back in February? The one with all the facts and figures and reams of paper as his prop?

He's probably too young to be in serious consideration this time. Plus, there's the fact I can't remember his name.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Pence?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

oh umm Ryan?

used to bull's-eye Zach Wamps in my T-16 back home (will), Monday, 14 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

that's him!

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 June 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

he is not retarded btw, so that could be dangerous. but maybe in 2016.

used to bull's-eye Zach Wamps in my T-16 back home (will), Monday, 14 June 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

probably should have added barbour (I made this using the top bets on intrade right now and he's not one of them)

but liz cheney - an unelected, uncharismatic female whose last name is 'cheney'...

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

hell, todd palin has a better shot than her

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

It will be Our Sarah, of course.

Euler, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, Paul Ryan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Ryan_%28politician%29) is who I was thinking of. He's 40 now, he'll be 46 in 2016, and as long as he doesn't crash and burn before then, I think he'll either make a go of it of his own volition or be pressured into it by the GOP management.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think Palin (Sarah, not Todd, although that's a fun thought) has much of a chance for doing well in the primaries, assuming Iowa's caucuses are still first in the lineup.

postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Monday, 14 June 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

Despite what she'd have you believe, people actually do care that she quit her ELECTED job halfway into her stay.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

you don't think palin can pick up the social conservative plurality that dubya and hucakbee won with?

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

xp

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

haha hucakbee

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

I will vote Huxtable in '12

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

DENISE! DENISE!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say Jeb has the inside track, with his family connections and ability to take Florida and the border South, while still looking attractive to places like Pennsylvania, and Indiana.

Palin would be the dream candidate in terms of running the GOP right off the rails, while generating maximum electoral interest in all corners of the USA and the terrestrial globe.

Mitt failed once already, so he's unlikely to overcome the stigma of shameful loss. Pawlenty has insufficient appeal to the South. Jindal doesn't have the chops.

Aimless, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

what about Thune? not enough name recog? i know he loves him some Jesus...

used to bull's-eye Zach Wamps in my T-16 back home (will), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

Jindal will never live down that SOTU rebuttal in the national perception. "Volcano monitoring? Huh huh."

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

none of these people seem to have enough going on to take out any of the rest decisively. '12 is a long ways away so who knows what's going to happen. i'm pretty sure it's going to be real fucked up tho!!

goole, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

Huckabee terrifies me because he makes being a pig-ignorant douchebag seem so reasonable

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

This will be the first time since 1996 that the Dems haven't really had to stage a free-for-all primary race for the White House. It will be fun to lean back and watch instead of worry about who I'll be voting for as well.

(Although, my young, uninformed self actually voted for Dole in 1996, so what do I know? In fact, I've never voted for a sitting prez, so maybe I'll go GOP in '12 just to keep with tradition.)

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

hi dere otm

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

if were lucky obama will have ascended the lizard-throne and declared himself god-king by next harvest

max, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

luckily I don't think 'sounding reasonable' is gonna be key to this race

xp

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

GOP tends to nominate the guy who came in 2nd the last time there were real primaries (see: Reagan, HW Bush, Dole, McCain) so Romney seems likely. However, they have gone a lot more nuts in recent times, so who knows.

President Keyes, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

2000 was a free-for-all? (I mean technically, but)

nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

I don't really buy the 'GOP likes to nominate...' logic - I mean there are pretty clear reasons why each of those guys got the nomination, and each one was a completely different situation.

iatee, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

is Reagan still dead?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

2000 was a free-for-all? (I mean technically, but)

Gore didn't have it locked up early on by any means. I mean, by the time Super Tuesday came and went, he did, but there was a lot of tussling building up to the first rounds of the primaries.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

gop and D primaries are structurally different

goole, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, GOP is winner take all and the Dems are proportionally awarded delegates. it's almost as if one has early lock-in and the other a recipe for drawn-out disappointing contests built into the system...

goole, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

xxp He never got less than 50% and only had one main challenger for the nomination. Hugely different scenario from 2004 or 2008.

nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

I pray for Palin--for the spectacle, for the sure Obama win, for the chance to relive '64--but I really don't believe the party's that suicidal. The guy I'd most not want to go up against, believe it or not, is Romney. I know he has the usual array of liabilities, especially in getting the nomination, but in a general, I think he's just what they need. Politics often follows a yin-yang pattern, and after four (six, really) years of Obama using up every last ounce of oxygen in the room, Romney is boring and bland and unscary enough to win. The nomination's another matter, although he does have that next-guy-in-line factor that Republicans almost always honour working in his favour.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

health care bill is enough to sink romney in the primaries...it's really an impossible situation for him to navigate. the thing he's BEST KNOWN for as governor - gov't(-ish) health care - is now the single biggest republican boogeyman. surely he's the strongest candidate as he's the least batshit insane, but I don't think that plays much of a factor in the tea party era.

iatee, Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

haha er replace 'plays much of a factor' with 'is much of a factor' - alcohol etc.

iatee, Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

palin is the one to beat

i so hope this is true.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

I'm really starting to think palin has a slight edge.

I mean, look at that list. I guess Petraeus could work out, but who knows what kind of politician he would be (Wesley Clark seemed good on paper too).

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

she only has a slight edge if (a) the far-right/libertarian wing of the party dominates it in 2012, (b) the rest of the far-right/libertarian candidates clear out (and no-one else, like romney, can repackage themself in a way that satisfies the far-right), and (c) petraeus doesn't emerge as an overwhelming choice (i kind of doubt he will -- i have no idea, for instance, of his views on the social issues so important to much of the far-right -- but petraeus has the potential profile for it).

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

also: chocolate wine is pretty good! so if my sentence isn't lucid, that's (probably) the reason.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

i like Tim Pawlenty way better than the rest, but he seems sorta uncommitted. think he would run the most successful campaign if he got past the primaries

banshun, Sunday, 20 June 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

i think he's the choice if this becomes a "gatekeeper-only" type nominee-scenario for the gop.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

A question I've been pondering. Say you're the Republican nominee in 2012--Romney, Pawlenty, Scott Brown (who I just noticed isn't listed), whoever. The opportunity presents itself (an interview, something she says or does) to unequivocally call Palin out for the bad joke she is. Would that be a smart way to break free of your party's lunatic fringe, or would it be the surest path to general-election defeat? The latter is the quick and easy answer, but I'm not so sure. You'd immediately infuriate the idiot vote, that 20 or 25% of the country who believes it would be a good idea to install Palin as president. None of them are voting for Obama nohow, so how many would stay home (or vote third party), and how many would swallow hard and vote for you anyway? And on the other side of the ledger, how much of the independent vote would you pick up solely for that one act (perhaps even a small percentage of disaffected Democrats)? Would it be a wash, or would it tip the scale in one direction or the other?

clemenza, Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

what would be the way to call palin out? most of these dudes basically agree w/ her on the majority of the issues, they just present themselves better.

scott brown - mitt romney minus money, experience, supporters. nothing to run on and nobody to vote for him.

iatee, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

health care bill is enough to sink romney in the primaries...it's really an impossible situation for him to navigate.

i think people are oversimplifying the republican primary electorate. remember that they picked mccain last time, even with limbaugh and coulter and whoever threatening to leave the party if they did. also, i think this november isn't going to be triumphal enough for the tea partiers to seem like some indomitable force. (the election will be bad for democrats, but not good enough for republicans.) out of this field, i'm guessing mitt is the guy to beat, because of money and organization and name recognition. and also because people will be a lot less outraged over the health-care bill in a year than they are now. not because the bill will be some proven success, just because people get distracted easily.

palin won't run, because it's not in her interest to. nothing could hurt her brand more than tying for 2nd in iowa. and that way she can preserve her status as a possible contender in 2016. and write 4 more books in the interim, which will all net a million-plus. pawlenty is pawlenty, he'll run because what else is he going to do? i think mittster is the guy, though.

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

I think you're right and the average american won't give a shit about the health care bill a year from now, but come iowa, these attack ads write themselves and everyone's gonna be gunning for the top dog. 'obamacare' is not a vocab word that's gonna disappear for these people.

on top of everything else: nobody on the planet seems to actually like the dude on a personal level.

iatee, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

what would be the way to call palin out? most of these dudes basically agree w/ her on the majority of the issues, they just present themselves better.

― iatee, Sunday, June 20, 2010 5:13 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

"Sarah makes a good point, I'm glad she remembered to write it on her hand today."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

By "call her out," I didn't mean issues; I was thinking of intellect, competence, stability, seriousness, that kind of thing. I realize that Obama has thus far more or less given her a pass too, but for him, it made sense last time around; he correctly waited for her to self-destruct on her own. It's a high-risk proposition, but I would think a Republican nominee could really alter the general-election landscape by saying, "It's been fun for a while, but this woman is ridiculous. And smart people like Bill Bennett and Bill Kristol and Peggy Noonan know that."

I like Obama just fine on a personal level.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

What if Sarah Palin got the nomination, and was actually neck-and-neck or even had a slight advantage going into Election Tuesday in 2012? Would forces within the GOP actually sabotage her campaign secretly for the good of the country because Obama is at least the devil they know and Palin is the devil that could ruin our position in the world for decades? I know the number of "big picture" people within the GOP machine is shrinking, but they still tend to be those with a lot of the sway.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 20 June 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

Daddy Yankee

litel, Sunday, 20 June 2010 08:31 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

lol mittens.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

truthfully, of the major contenders, he'd be the least objectionable president. but i think you are seriously overestimating his chances.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

Ready to make a move: Joe Barton.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

I pray for Palin--for the spectacle, for the sure Obama win, for the chance to relive '64--but I really don't believe the party's that suicidal.

You pray for another Vietnam war?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but lets win this one

max, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

You pray for another Vietnam war?

I'm not sure what you mean...I want Palin nominated as the safest guarantee that Obama wins reelection; if you're suggesting that, given a second term, Obama in Afghanistan = Vietnam, I simply don't believe that.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

By reliving '64, I just meant the dynamic of the Johnson/Goldwater landslide.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

unless the economy totally stagnates/collapses or we suffer a serious military or terrorist incident, pres. obama will defeat any of those listed above -- with one possible exception (gen. petraeus).

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 June 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

I was being glib, but I can't imagine a scenario wherein a GOP nominee supports a foreign policy as execrable and feckless as Obama's.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

I'm very happy we got some fiction of universal health care, but at this moment I don't give a shit about his presidency.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

He's not my president--some guy named Harper's in charge of my country--but I continue to think he's doing about as well as one can do running a three-ring circus (which includes not just the other side, but also the what he has to navigate his way through within his own congressional block). I think he'll honour the timeline he set out for withdrawal from Afghanistan, especially as public and media opposition mounts. Everyone's all over him at the moment. He's been in office for exactly 17 months.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

but I can't imagine a scenario wherein a GOP nominee supports a foreign policy as execrable and feckless as Obama's.

you must not have a very good imagination, pretty sure I can imagine it

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

I was being glib, but I can't imagine a scenario wherein a GOP nominee supports a foreign policy as execrable and feckless as Obama's.

that scenario is "GWB seeks a third term"

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

don't you mean FOURTH TERM

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

yes yr right, lol @ anybody who thinks still being in afghanistan & iraq isn't awesome

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

otm

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

I was thinking "Campaign Obama" has been in hiding since he won, but then I started wondering if "Campaign Obama" would work a second time. All the feel-good stuff he used to stir emotions and energize voters surely wouldn't have the same effect next time since we've seen how hands-off he actually is with regard to legislation. He's basically just tossing vague parameters into congress and letting them bludgeon each other until some weak version of what once seemed like a great idea gets passed by a slim margin and the only thing that's really happened is an uglier tone from both sides. If he'd have used his mandate to hussle stronger heathcare and environmental shit through congress, locking out and neutering the GOP in the process, we'd be better off.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

Now I realize why no senator has been elected to the office since JFK. They're too deferential.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

it's not a matter of being defeterntial - there's only so much leverage obama has over ben nelson (etc.)

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

er 'deferential'

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

has he to date used any of that "so much" or is he saving it for a rainy day

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

also I would like to remind you guys that this thread is not '2012 democratic presidential nominee'

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

I started wondering if "Campaign Obama" would work a second time

yes, albeit not quite as well.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

I would like to remind you guys that Obama sucks.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

lol the two are basically on the same team xxxxp

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

oh look the whole gang's here

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

wait no we're missing one

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

why, whomever do you mean?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

I would like to remind you guys that Obama sucks.

he sort of does, if only for his actually suggesting that lebron james should sign with the chicago bulls.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

you want us to jump you in iatee? you'll never have to regret your vote again and there are no membership dues

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

as long as asses are being kicked, i'm cool

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

is there a secret handshake? I will consider it if there's a secret handshake

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah you have to give the finger to the screen every time a Democrat promises to restrict reproductive access

you will need surgery on your hand after 3 months, be warned, but you do get a bitchin membership card

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

the only hitch: you gotta buy charter members gin and tonics.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

^^^he said hitch

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

i open a politics thread maybe once a month and it's always alfred being tiresome.
wish i could suggest ban you daily

156, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object/1078/92/n2218196883_38586.jpg

this is actually our card

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

xp more like 153

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

haha have you met morbius? xps

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, is there really anyone here who won't acknowledge that every president sucks? It's just a sliding scale of "I wish he didn't suck" to "OMG DEF CON 4 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE."

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

suggest buy me a drink and I'll crack Haley Barbour jokes.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

hope 156 gets to 51 before 11/1

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

gotta stan for wh harrison, sry

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

although i guess he sucked for dying and leaving us john tyler nm

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

Now I realize why no senator has been elected to the office since JFK. They're too deferential.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, June 21, 2010 1:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

LBJ wasn't that deferential, IIRC.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 June 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

would you be saying the same thing about mccain?

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

changing my vote to pawlenty.

'12 might be the year for the GOP to pick its john kerry: an uninteresting last man standing. nothing really going for him, but crucially no 'flaws' either. however their primary structure tends to punish candidates like this badly. still, pawlentymentum, catch it!!

which one of you voted for him?

kenny logins (goole), Monday, 21 June 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)

After reading this I can't help but feel like a Huckabee candidate would be a really strong candidate.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/06/28/100628fa_fact_levy?printable=true

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

I continue to think he's doing about as well as one can do running a three-ring circus

Think harder.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

LBJ wasn't that deferential, IIRC.

http://democracyjournal.org/article2.php?ID=6760&;limit=0&%23038;limit2=1500&%23038;page=1

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

The Caro book is better than that article, but the point is that it's an extreme whitewashing of history to cast LBJ as some kind of perfect president. Lots of progressives had huge problems with him at the time.

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, vietnam, it was a thing

kenny logins (goole), Monday, 21 June 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

It'll be amazing to see how much more of a "cautious" status-quo-at-best fuck Obama can become w/ all these ILXor votes sewn into his back pocket.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

can't win an election these days without the key 'ILX vote'

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

we're the soccer moms of 2010

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

morbz, dude, you're a moron. he's not "cautious." he's doing what he believes. shocking breaking news update: you don't become president of the united states by bucking the cultures and trends of the country. he's status-quo-at-best because this country is status-quo-at-best. i'm happy for the little progressive victories we can get, and you should definitely protest things that bug you, but you sound like an idiot ringing the same bell all the time. if you think you can find a state in the world that doesn't perpetuate its own power and promote its own interests, then let us all in on the secret.

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

i know it feels awesome to be totes perfect ethical beast who can't be compromised by the things you read on the blogs and in the news, but soooooo fucking tiring.

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

or crucial ilx vote can break for someone who more accurately reflects our lefty progressive values and watch moderates and right-wingers rally around candidates who are demonstrably worse, even if it's only by a matter of degrees, until we are all dead. yay.

proof-texting my way into state legislature (will), Monday, 21 June 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

It's not "the state" that's perpetuating its own power, it's the people who are presently in power perpetuating their power (wow, alliteration!). That's the status quo that Obama is preserving.

The "transformational" promise of Obama's campaign was the possibility of getting those not presently in power back into democratic activism---this was the "community organizer" bit, and it was why I supported Obama's campaign so strongly. That is the real long game for the Democratic Party as a representative of the powerless, even if the present leaders (including Obama) are doing little toward that at present.

Euler, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

he's doing what he believes.

I don't see how you can know that. (My guess is that these imperial caretakers believe in very little besides power... see J Stewart's Frodo bit last week.)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

Powerless people lack power. This is pretty self-evident. How did you think the powerless would get power? It would be magically ceded to them when a wealthy Harvard law grad was elected? Beyond insane.

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Euler, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

again, "just short of perfection" is all you can rap the guy with

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

whereas "second coming of a fictional antichrist" appears to be your main criticism

HI DERE, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

Morbz, you put those quotation marks around those words. Is there someone here who said them?

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Or do you just not know what quotation marks signify?

Mordy, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Mordy, do you really think "this country is status-quo-at-best"? wtf does that mean? you mean, the elites want to stay elite, and yeah, duh. But yeah, I guess democratic change by the presently-unempowered-masses is just being "magically ceded" power, right? i.e. fuckin elections, how do they work?

Euler, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

"Obama is the best president ever" - Dr. Morbius

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

weird, why does he keep changing his opinion?

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

quote this:

i know it feels awesome to be totes perfect ethical beast who can't be compromised by the things you read on the blogs and in the news, but soooooo fucking tiring

See, bcz I knock B. Milhous Obama's shit i consider myself "the perfect ethical beast"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

This thread is about the 2012 republican candidates, guyz.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

a very dumb topic... gabbnebian.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

talking about something is gabbnebian?

kenny logins (goole), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

I think he's probably referring to the far-off prognosticating. As in: Your 2012 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

jaymc, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

Chris Matthews does this shit better and gets paid for it; better just to hijack threads to talk shit about Obama.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

the only thing right about that sentence the part about getting paid

kenny logins (goole), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

it's not particularly far-off anymore - 2012 campaign starts in half a year

xp

iatee, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

There is a thread entirely dedicated to discussing Obama's flaws, helpfully titled "what are barack obama's flaws?" What's happening right now isn't a discussion, it's being a trolling, attention-seeking dick.

HI DERE, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

Think harder.

Thanks for the counsel--will do. Or better yet, seeing as you've figured out what he needs to do, send you plans directly to the president--today, for the sake of the children.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

(and ftr some of this stuff is perfectly in line with the rolling political thread but loading up every vaguely politically-related thread and posting "OBAMA IS A LIAR: PROOF" to them when regardless of content is flat-out trolling and you know it, so knock it off)

HI DERE, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

Matthews just now pushing a "Jindal: the candidate who lost himself in the SOTU response but rose to the challenge of the crisis in the Gulf and restored his potential candidacy" narrative pretty hard

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 21 June 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Matthews loves him some Nikki Haley.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

he should get in line

HI DERE, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

Jindal has gotten a lot of good press from both sides the past few weeks, but I still think he'll have to contend with a certain schoolboy image he projects to get very far. Same thing Edwards had working against him (for him, too, to a certain extent, but more so against him, I'd say) in 2004, before we learned he was Harry Reems in his spare time.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks for the counsel--will do. Or better yet, seeing as you've figured out what he needs to do, send you plans directly to the president--today, for the sake of the children.

― clemenza, Monday, June 21, 2010 5:33 PM (24 minutes ago)

ah, the classic centrist rallying cry - "think you could do a better job? well then stop complaining!"

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, that's what I'm doing: rallying the centrists. Jesus, you guys are something.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

"centrist" was a lazy zing, the part in quotes was me breakin down what you said. i do not accuse you of literally "rallying centrists"

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

Here's the thing (and I realize this is off-thread, and have been trying not to do that): those of you who are so down on Obama, were you paying any attention to what he had to go through to get a little bit of modest health care reform through? That was the three-ring circus I'm talking about, writ large. To a Canadian, it was insanity--on the right, and also Nelson, Lieberman, Stupak, etc. on the other side. Out there, in Palin-land, he was tranformed into Adolph Manson. So sure, criticize him. But it's just fantasyland to think he could come in and sweep legislation through like Johnson did in '65 and '66. Johnson couldn't do it today. Not even close.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

I would answer you properly in the other thread; if you don't want to wade through the health care thread, I'd understand.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

Point me to the other thread, we'll pick it up there.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

what are barack obama's flaws?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

HI DERE XIV is really starting to piss me off again, along w/ the rest of you

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

I see an awesome photoshop in the future

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Cox, ladies&gentlemen

Mordy, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

never mind, I'm quitting the poli threads again.

but the nomination will go to the guy who beats Obama after I campaign for 2012's New Nader.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

Thank fucking God, you insufferable boor.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

sand + vagina = = "Thank fucking God, you insufferable boor."

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

<3 morbs

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

yes, we know

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.orleans-tours.iufm.fr/ressources/ucfr/arts/copiearthistoire/louisxiv.JPG

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

nice shoes, gotta say

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

Bit sword you're packin'.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

*big

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

let them fear my sword, but let them respect my ivory pantyhose

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

never mind, I'm quitting the poli threads again.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:46 (1 hour ago)

LOL

logging off, going to sleep and coming back 12 hours later isn't really "quitting," Morbs.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

but the nomination will go to . . . 2012's New Nader.

name names. billing oneself as the "New Nader" is a compelling slogan for a democratic challenger i must say.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 June 2010 07:28 (fifteen years ago)

uh, fuck Democrats

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

also nice misquote, buhbye

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

i am ashamed. what did you mean, actually?

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh, i see now. just as amusing!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://nymag.com/news/politics/powergrid/70478/

The second set of objections to Huntsman 2012 are more conventional. At a time when all the energy on the Republican side is being generated by the tea party, Huntsman is too cerebral, too patrician, and too globalist to affect even a reasonable facsimile of hot-eyed populism. And between that and his apostasies on matters gay and green, he would be simply unacceptable to too much of the party’s base.

these guys are just going to implode again, right? like it's fine marshalling general malcontentedness without any specific direction right now, but once they have to elect a nominee, and assuming they err towards crazy, it has to be a pretty big deterrent to most people. i can imagine some kinda attractive harvey dent/mario rubio guy picking it up in five years but there's no one appealing this time around.

schlump, Monday, 10 January 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

huckabee? I disagree with all his stances on social issues but he is at least personally likable, which is more than you can say about any of the others.

akm, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol huckabee is as much of a neocon hack as the rest of them, man does not have a likeable bone in his body

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

he's straight up evil

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

he plays wicked bass though

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

^^^devil has all best tunes, film at 11...

pwn de floor (suzy), Monday, 10 January 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

these guys are just going to implode again, right?

yep

lookin forward to it

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

also Huckabee is one of the funniest/worst interviewers ever if you ever catch his TV show

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

"implode"
watch that rhetoric

buzza, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

who's watching this debate

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I'm in.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

wait -- where's Fred Thompson?

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit, santorum is so orange

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

santorum's face is really strange

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck is godfather's pizza

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

this guy is a major homo, whoever he is

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeah what the FUCK was that little kerfuffle?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow he's also named "governor johnson"

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

lindsey graham REALLY wants gary johnson's national profile to increase

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

i really want tim pawlenty to get far so we can get the "SUP Y'ALL JUST ME DOING SOME HUNTING" photo op from him

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

man all of Johnson's nervous energy up there, the thumb twiddling and cuticle picking... I kind of feel bad for the guy

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

could you imagine working on gary johnson's campaign? what kinda life is that

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

tim pawlenty saying the word "disco"

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty trying really hard to be provocative, but you forget everything he's said within 2 seconds.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

"we really needed our own version of john kerry" -no republican ever at any point

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul getting the consistently largest cheers

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

man all of Johnson's nervous energy up there, the thumb twiddling and cuticle picking... I kind of feel bad for the guy

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, May 5, 2011 8:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe there was a drug test before this thing, dyou GET me

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

shiiiiiit there's a debate on?

markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

maybe there was a drug test before this thing, dyou GET me

― goole, Thursday, May 5, 2011 9:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

he does have a 'ted haggard on meth" vibe to him

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22gary+johnson%22+%22legalize%22

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul's role in 2012 GOP is so great/funny

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

"mr. cain, a disgruntled godfather's pizza company said that a 10 minute late delivery is a "breach of CEO duties, and borderline treason" -- how do you respond to that

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

Godfather's Pizza was big in the eighties: first time I ever learned how disgusting black olives were.

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

is there a new SNl this week

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

i don't even think SNL employs enough white males to fill this panel out

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

haha

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

kristen wiig ought do romney

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty's big applause line was a chicken/egg pun

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

are they gonna ask rick about google image search

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

they're literally debating whether women should be working

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

sad lmao obv

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

my arch-con aunt & uncle really took to Herman Cain (Godfather's Pizza guy), saying that if he ran, America would have their "first real black President"*

I smell a running mate for Romney

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

*they say that they are referring to the fact that Obama is only half-black

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

(yes my uncle is frogbs)

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

oh man herman cain is a trip

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

how about sending a man that has a career of identifying problems? when there was a green pepper shortage, who do you think the second tier pizza chain community turned to?

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

Cain and Santorum look the most presidential up there (when they're not talking).

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol pawlenty saying "spouse"

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

ok Johnson is the story of this debate

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok I am bummed I was missing this because the tab on the channel-scroll said "political debate" and I thought "lol somebody didn't feel like typing the name of whatever program's on"

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'VE GOT THE ARROWS IN MY BACK
--Santorum

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

btw J0rdan S. just catchin up on this thread but you seem to have been utterly killing it, ty 4 lols

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be watching this thing if I had cable.

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

this Frank Luntz focus group is nuts for Herman Cain! WAHT

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

oh man the guy in the front row with the bow tie

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

George Will?

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

in training

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol only six people WANT Trump to run.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

of course, they're all Cainiacs now!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

id say one of j0rdans best skills is liveblogging tbh

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

heh

cum dude (Princess TamTam), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

they're literally debating whether women should be working

I missed this and I'm just getting home but if this is close to true then holy shit loooool

secretariat on demand (Z S), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/joshua_green/Pawlenty-Gay.jpg

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://thepulpit.freedomblogging.com/files/2010/06/ted-haggard12.jpg

Evangelical Christian
Married
Five Children
Definitely Not Ambidextrous (I looked it up)

clemenza, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing on the political thread that I could see, unless I missed it. I do feel excitement in the air.

http://politicsinminnesota.com/blog/2010/09/files/2010/09/newt-gingrich.jpg

clemenza, Thursday, 12 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

bleurgh

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

romney-gingrich '12!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

catch the ... newtonium?

american thinker (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

My dream debate is Obama/Gingrich, the moment where Gingrich starts lecturing Obama on family values.

clemenza, Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

that mitt photo must be one of the best photographs of the past 100 years, it just needs a tie-in event to make it canonical

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Actually, if Gingrich were to ever start lecturing Obama on family values, I'd actually get really nervous..."Please don't say anything, Barack--just smile."

clemenza, Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think anyone would lecture Obama on that, let alone Gingrich. Gingrich is not stupid, he's very very smart. He's wrong about everything, but that doesn't mean he is going to be some dumbass candidate bumbling through his run like Trump or Palin. Everyone hates him though so I don't think he's an actual threat; but I do think he's probably the only person who would talk about substantive issues in a debate.

akm, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

No, I agree; he wouldn't be stupid enough ever to set himself up like that. And actually, for reasons you point out, I think a Gingrich/Obama debate would be pretty great.

clemenza, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

he won't get that far though.

american thinker (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

i want to dispute the idea that gingrich is "Very very smart" but i dont have any actual evidence other than the fact that hes a republican

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't you fall back on the argument that he is just book smart, and can recite a lot of stuff, but is not in control of actual working human brain smarts. that he is sorta elitist smart.

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

I object to the implication that book-smarts are elitist, and I think that the Republican opportunism could be considered an extremely heightened version of "street smarts"

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

Once upon a time Gingrich had a time, but Beltway politics melted it. He's "smart" to Beltway insiders because his words boast a patina of smartness.

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

*had a brain, heh

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

so the elder Paul is officially in. I saw a bathroom graffito (in Park Slope, no less) the other night that said RON PAUL 2012, so I crossed out the year and put 1988.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

In re Newt, I'd go with 'hasn't been relevant in the 21st Century, unlikely to change that fact with a Prez run, on wrong side of history, talks a good game but collapses under any real pressure or scrutiny'.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

I don't have a problem with calling Gingrich smart--I guess you could substitute "articulate," if you think he's a nutcase, but by smart, I just mean in the general sense of being widely read and able to debate issues. Smart as in not-Palin. I don't believe he actually believes half the stuff he says, it's just advantageous for him to say it, so I'd say he's also quite dishonest. But I realize that many people would say exactly the same about Obama.

clemenza, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Would LOLLLLL if Obama called Newt 'articulate'.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

i read some hack or blogger or someone recently who claimed it was well-known that newt can't run things for shit, and would have trouble keeping a campaign on track.

j., Friday, 13 May 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Would LOLLLLL if Obama called Newt 'articulate'

Even better, "clean and articulate"--isn't that what Biden or Reid said about Obama early on?

clemenza, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

kinda can't imagine it was clean

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

no: you're right: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Al Sharpton's reaction to the comment: "I bathe every day."

fit and working again, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing Amtrak Joe was ditching Shirley Chisholm and Jesse Jackson as 'non-mainstream'

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

ie you could tell they weren't Republicans

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

Huckleberry's out. My guess is that he'd jump at a VP spot.

clemenza, Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FI4I_xI_eC8/TdKpWFPQJ0I/AAAAAAABFpw/iJRjPoYvWCI/s1600/SantorumSticker.jpeg

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

Useful Morbs post! HUZZAH.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

nooooo, it's all useless

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

On Herman Cain - "With his booming voice and practiced delivery he comes across a bit like an African-American Teddy Roosevelt."

What does that even mean? TR had one of the squeakiest, high-pitched voices of any president.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 21 May 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

I've never heard a recording of TR. Where can I find such a thing?

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.loc.gov/jukebox/recordings/detail/id/2859

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks. That was enlightening to say the least.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

Using an urban phrase used to convey a sense of excitement, radio host and businessman Herman Cain emerged to throngs of supporters on Saturday and formally announced his presidential bid.

"Awww shucky ducky," the conservative Republican joked with the crowd

Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 22 May 2011 06:04 (fourteen years ago)

Very Chester Arthur-esque.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 22 May 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

daniels is out btw

Clay, Sunday, 22 May 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman ftw

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is too reasonable of a guy to get through the primary process (probably). In a general, he might prove a formidable opponent.

Part of me is hoping a Huntsman or Romney actually get the nomination for the general race is more of a nailbiter (just for pure entertainment value), but the other part is hoping some clown gets the nod and loses even more red states than McCain did.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 May 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

Wiki lols

Huntsman is also a self-proclaimed fan of the progressive rock genre and on July 30, 2007, attended a concert by progressive metal band Dream Theater. Later that day, Huntsman signed a proclamation creating "Dream Theater Day" on that date for the state of Utah. According to Dream Theater's website, Huntsman is a keyboard player. Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 May 2011 09:03 (fourteen years ago)

ALL FOR PROG, PROG FOR ALL...HUNTSMAN 2012

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 May 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm yeah ws thinking general really, primary's likely to be nutso. Huntsman's old band ws called WIZARD!

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 09:06 (fourteen years ago)

Looking forward to George Will's reaction to Daniels today. (I'm still recovering from "George Will" and "boner" being used in the same sentence on the political thread last week.)

clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Forgot Pawlenty. I can see him having a shot. Something abt Romney seems too fucking obv, also SHOCK AWE good on healthcare, GOP don't swing that way

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

Sticking w Huntsamn cos as J Fever said, if he makes it to general he can match Obama personalitywise. And fuck, the idea of a PROG candidate tickles my testes

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

who is teeth

iatee, Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Some guy who had to change his name for a new password, been around for years, not interesting

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

Andrew Thames

Teeth, Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Meet your new maverick:

He may have served as the Speaker of the House for nearly four years, made dozens of appearances on the flagship interview shows of the Washington circuit, and founded a hydra of a political organization so vast that it's nicknamed "Newt Inc."

But don't call Newt Gingrich a D.C. guy.

“I'm not a Washington figure, despite the years I've been here," the former House speaker told reporters at a Christian Science Monitor breakfast on Monday. “I’m essentially an American whose ties are across the country and whose interest is in how you change Washington and not how you make Washington happy.”

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/23/6700723-gingrich-i-am-not-a-washington-figure

The hoppiest hop hopper now with xtra hops (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

"essentially an American"? sounds fishy

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 May 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

What kind of name is Newt, anyway? Kenyan?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

Via the Atlantic/Sullivan, nagl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1I--I8Os

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

dude looks like Mr. Rogers

rap's proud hateful history (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

T-Paw is IN

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 May 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

I may regret saying this, but as vulnerable as Obama could well be in 2012, I can't see Pawlenty as the guy to beat him. I haven't seen a whole of him yet, but from what I have seen, he seems too mild. Which is good on one hand--he doesn't come across as threatening--but not good on the other; whoever runs against Obama will have to (ginned-up or otherwise) convincingly convey indignation at all the horrible things Obama has done to ruin the country. (This thread could serve as a farm team if he needs consultants.) Not in a shrill, hysterical way, like Trump or Palin, but something more measured that approximates authenticity. He seems so boyish to me. I've only seen Rick Perry a couple of times on the Sunday shows, but he would seem to be more formidable. (Not talking about paper trails and/or flip-flops here, just who'd be more effective in a debate, or who seems more "presidential.")

clemenza, Monday, 23 May 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

He's been my gov for the last 8 years. His social conservatism (and recent attempts to court the religious right even more arduously) are just... ugh...

The hoppiest hop hopper now with xtra hops (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

from what I can tell he is a hapless, ineffectual drip

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

One of three U.S. governors who publicly declared solidarity with Christian-right group Family Research Council.

The hoppiest hop hopper now with xtra hops (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

I was trying to be clear that I wasn't talking about policy or record, just cosmetics. Whoever wins the presidency has to reach a certain level of credibility with half the country of, "Can I see this guy as president." Pawlenty does not, from what I've seen of him, reach that level. Which may just mean that I haven't seen enough of him.

clemenza, Monday, 23 May 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

whoever runs against Obama will have to (ginned-up or otherwise) convincingly convey indignation at all the horrible things Obama has done to ruin the country. (This thread could serve as a farm team if he needs consultants.)

Gimme two hours with him in a Dublin pint. The Guinness is on me.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

*pub. Pint too!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ you sitting down with Pawlenty and giving him strategy tips

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Clemenza, I'm with you on the lack of gravitas as well. He's totally an empty suit.

Plus, even if you can set aside the social stuff, he "balanced" MN's budget with a combination of cutting essential services, raising "fees", and a buttload of smoke and mirrors to leave us about $4 billion short of budget.

The hoppiest hop hopper now with xtra hops (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty shaved the mullet. What other advice could I give him...?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

here's my very surface-y read of the guy: pretty smooth, in a basic down-the-line suburban country club kind of way. kind of a homeboy, kept his hockey hair until like two years ago (that's how the local press knew he wanted to be president, the joke went). he's not much an ideologue, beyond what anyone in upper management or made partner at a business-friendly law firm might be, but he's going all-out on the firebreather shit because that's what the moment needs. you might call that "servicing the client" but frankly he just looks desperate and silly and everybody knows it. he seems to be a paler version of mitt romney, both in his strengths and weaknesses. unremarkable. i really can't figure out what he thinks he's doing. but he's in the game and i'm not so who knows. if a "generic R" beats obama next year, maybe being that in essence is a winner.

xp lol

goole, Monday, 23 May 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Obama won Pawlenty's home state very conclusively in 2008. Minnesota squeaked through a Democratic governor in 2010 against national trends.

Besides which, Timmy was a douche when he lived next door to my dad.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty's a big flip-flopper (supported cap & trade), and raised taxes (er, "fees") while governor. and on the culture-war front has said in no uncertain terms he would work to reinstate DADT. oh really? please do give us a detailed blueprint on how you would implement that, Mr Pawlenty. i was hoping someone would ask him just that during that GOP debate/ comedy hour on FOX last month.

I'm 11 and I love Gay Dad. Today's music is so formulaic its appalling. (will), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty has the manner of a classic Rotarian.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

I assume you mean even-tempered, and I assume you see that as a positive thing. Or am I misinterpreting?

clemenza, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

depends on how you regard Rotarians. I'm with Mencken in being snooty about'em.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

reverse snootyism

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Snoot-Hawley, if you like.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

;_; my dad's a Rotarian

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

does he wear the hat????

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Okay...If you'd said yes, I was going to ask why an even-tempered Pawlenty is good, but an even-tempered Obama is spineless. But never mind.

clemenza, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

xp: not in my presence, but he did make us go to a meeting

btw, don't go to a Rotary meeting

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://chesapeake.clubwizard.com/IMUpload/chesapeake%20rotary%20makeup8.jpg

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Okay...If you'd said yes, I was going to ask why an even-tempered Pawlenty is good, but an even-tempered Obama is spineless. But never mind.

Obama's problem isn't his manner, which I've always admired. Reagan was a genial man who was a crocodile at the negotiating table.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

I was chosen to be a student Rotarian in twelfth grade. I remember a chicken lunch and talking a lot.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

what's changed?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Reagan was a genial man who was a crocodile at the negotiating table.

And the table had four legs, and there were people on either side of it. But we've been down this road before.

clemenza, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

what's changed?

It's now cold-cut sandwiches and a woman showing everyone picturees of her new kitten on her iPad. I'm not even making that up.

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

I was hoping you'd say she'd eat the kitten on her iPad.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

With relish.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

There was a woman there who had just come back from an 8 week trip to Rwanda to build schools and they spent more time talking about this woman's kitten than they did this way-more-important project.

Also, the speaker was from the local power squadron, ostensibly to talk about boating safety; the first thing dude did was tell them that if they came to power squadron meetings they'd get lobster instead of this cold-cut crap. It was kind of hilarious all the way around.

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://prospect.org/cs/articles?article=mitt_looks_the_part

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

man so much wrongness in one article there...

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

His assessments of individual candidates are a little generous, but I think his basic point, that cosmetics matter a lot more than people care to believe--the same point I was making above with regards to Pawlenty--is solid. The one thing with Romney is that sometimes comes across as a parody of what "presidential"'s supposed to mean.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

I say this not because Mitt's mind is the sharpest of the likely contenders (Newt Gingrich is far more nimble intellectually

I almost stopped reading there until I got to the part where he accepts the disproven idea that McGovern was "out of the mainstream."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

i love robert reich but that's pretty weak, yeah. i had no idea he ran for MA governor!

goole, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, my fiancee works for Rotary. She could tell you stories.

jaymc, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Also, there is no hat! Are you thinking of Shriners?

jaymc, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

I assumed he meant the ugly straw hats I keep seeing in GIS results

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'll happily send $10 for a Rotary hat.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

I am not sure I would tell anyone if my dad was a Shriner

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123085/2138121/2145516/060711_HW_RotaryClubEX.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

santorum!

and a palin bus tour.

and here i was sad that trump and huckabee were gone, second guessing that this was going to be a huge clusterfuck.

goole, Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Will that be a shortbus?

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum all over America's highways and byways.

Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty was on ABC this morning talking about how salt of the earth he is--not a "pinhead" (his word) who writes white papers. Not sure who's referring to there. D-U-M-B, law reviews are not for me.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

"who he's"

clemenza, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

not a "pinhead" (his word) who writes white papers.

talkin' to the folks who watch o'reilly factor w/daily featured segment "PINHEADS AND PATRIOTS" no doubt

daria-g, Sunday, 29 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

letterman was OTM re Romney in 2008

He looks like an American president in a Canadian movie.

daria-g, Sunday, 29 May 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

you guys:

Gary Johnson
The former governor of New Mexico formally announced on April 12 that he's running for president. He made his announcement on the steps of the New Hampshire Statehouse.

Johnson is a libertarian whose stances in favor of marijuana legalization and open borders are anathema to many Republican voters.

Political observers say the former governor doesn't stand a chance.

lol

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

Also, many internet nobodies like myself say the former governor doesn't stand a chance. Also, I asked my neighbor's dog, and even he says the former governor doesn't stand a chance.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

why is this guy even running

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

could ask that question about a lot of people

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Why? Because they believe in lightening striking from heaven on behalf of the lone, good man who fights the good fight, and because they believe profoundly in their powers of persuasion, and because they like to hear themselves talk.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

maybe he just wanted to embarrass greenwald

iatee, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

can't win if you don't play

goole, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

for the gift bag, probably

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

The choice of the Bittersweet Farm for his announcement is an interesting one for Mr. Romney, who regularly argues for a smaller federal government that spends less. The rolling green hills of the farm were preserved in recent years in part with $1 million in federal money, according to a recent report in Seacoast Online.

A spokesman for Mr. Romney’s campaign told John Harwood of The New York Times: “I don’t think it’s fair to call it a federally subsidized backdrop. It’s a nice farm in New Hampshire, a landmark.”

this clown is so doomed

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha oh man

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

MittMania!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

I am giddy for a Romney run. Eighteen more months of what you see in this clip. It's gonna be hilar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7JLhKqtJHs

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

Alex Cockburn thinks an economic populist with zero-tolerance stances on abortion and immigration could do best in the primaries, ie: Pitchfork Pat Buchanan.

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty would in turn drastically cut spending, including some possible cuts or privatizations/eliminations of services that people have taken for granted: "There are some obvious targets. We can start by applying what I call 'The Google Test.' If you can find a good or service on the Internet, then the federal government probably doesn't need to be doing it. The post office, the government printing office, Amtrak, Fannie and Freddie, were all built for a time in our country when the private sector did not adequately provide those products. That's no longer the case."

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

maybe that'll get you out of the single digits, hating the post office

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

dude want to eliminate THE POST OFFICE???????

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

We can start by applying what I call The Asshole Test.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Can't wait for the private sector to start dishing out zip codes.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

also where are all of these privately-owned trains

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

i can find a lot of dudes with guns on the internet, do you see where i'm going with this

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

dude want to eliminate THE POST OFFICE???????

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:36 AM (2 minutes ago)

right-wingers have been calling for thsi for years - what do we need the post office for when we have UPS/fedex?

positive rapper (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

I'm totally in favor of the Gary Johnson bid, he's like Ron Paul without the shrill kook element. Anything that splits the libertarian wing from the bible-drawl wing is a good thing.

He's also a fairly personable character, as demonstrated by his surprise wins in Democratic New Mexico.

美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Fannie and Freddie, were all built for a time in our country when the private sector did not adequately provide those products.

Um, before Fannie and Freddie, most houses were bought on a cash basis. After their nationalization, private investors have been net sellers of Fannie/Freddie mortgage backed products, the main net buyer has been the Federal Reserve.

Not that I favor subsidizing sprawl, but without Fannie & Freddie mediated financing, the real estate market would have tumbled another 25%. Eliminating this subsidy is a political non-starter in most Republican districts.

美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

I remember UPS (I think, might have been another) saying that they wouldn't run post to certain rural area on a regular basis because it wouldn't be profitable.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe they could use ponies instead of big brown trucks.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

I remember UPS (I think, might have been another) saying that they wouldn't run post to certain rural area on a regular basis because it wouldn't be profitable.
--Gukbe

seems pretty sensible to me. people shouldn't be subsidized for living in the middle of nowhere.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

yuk yuk

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

they should be able to get the damn mail

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

seems pretty sensible to me. people shouldn't be subsidized for living in the middle of nowhere.

― iatee, Tuesday, June 7, 2011 12:02 PM Bookmark

How about electricity or schools?

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

romney leads owebama 49-46. hypothetically

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/165043-poll-romney-leads-obama-among-registered-voters

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

those aren't managed federally, but the same logic holds for any govt service - if we're masking the real cost of providing it to far out areas, we're promoting environmentally unsound, uneconomic land-use.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

anyway there's a thread for this

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

look i'm usually with you but you are letting one heuristic trump all others.

all people are equally american, and all places within the borders of the us are equally american, and that necessarily implies any number of "inefficiencies", because, yeah, providing and ensuring a sufficient amount of "americanness" might take more resources in some places more than others. everybody needs to get the damn mail, period. if that means some bush planes out to those wackos living above the arctic circle then fine.

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

all people are equally american, and all places within the borders of the us are equally american, and that necessarily implies any number of "inefficiencies"

pretty sure the GOP does not subscribe to this notion

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

oh forget it i'm not doing this on this thread

goole, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

look I don't think subsidized mail is the most important battleground on this issue or even top 50 - it's just one of many, many hidden subsidies that add up to something huge. I don't actually think people in Alaska should have to pay $5 for a stamp.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

but maybe each stamp could come with a piece of paper that says 'it's costing us $5 to send this shit for you, btw'

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

*biodegradable paper

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

it amazes me how much time is wasted discussing the many, many subsidies hidden in discretionary spending that sorta might add up to whatever when the big money is in 3 departments. I don't give a fuck what fun little project some jackhole congressman got $50,000 for when we got missles that cost more than that and all they do is EXPLODE.

kind of droll but mostly rad (Kerm), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

that's a different issue, I'm talking about subsidies that fuck w/ personal incentives. the actual $ the post office spends isn't the issue.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

this just makes me wonder what else a missile should do besides explode

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

The subsidizing of rural services by urban areas is compensated by the development of rural resources used by urbanites. When cities graze their own cattle and raise their own wheat, they can sneer at people living in the middle of nowhere.

Aimless, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

but maybe each stamp could come with a piece of paper that says 'it's costing us $5 to send this shit for you, btw'

how would you fit this on a stamp

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

microfiche

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Can every penny come with a piece of paper that says "it's costing us 10¢ to make this shit for you, btw."

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

And each piece of that paper should come with another piece of paper that says, "And THIS is costing us 3¢," etc. etc. ad infinitum.

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

this just makes me wonder what else a missile should do besides explode

deliver pizza?

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

the new Perfect Gentleman missile buys you a nice dinner before it explodes all over you

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

The subsidizing of rural services by urban areas is compensated by the development of rural resources used by urbanites. When cities graze their own cattle and raise their own wheat, they can sneer at people living in the middle of nowhere.
--Aimless

they get paid market value. and then on top of that they get absurd fed subsidies so they don't have to compete with the rest of the world. that's not enough?

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

no

Aimless, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

how bout the people who live on lad that can't be farmed

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

land

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

What about the people who built the house for the farmers with the federal subsidies or repairs the equipment or teaches his children? I guess his choice is to either commute from the city 200 miles away or go without mail service.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

or he could just keep building houses out there forever and ever

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think you understood what PP said

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the grammar is confusing

will an economic shift like that be unfairly painful? yes. as is $4 gas. but the govt needs to help those same people in ways that don't fuck w/ long-term incentives.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

the government should charge 42 cents for every email that gets sent

☂ (max), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

lol max, it's 44 cents now

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i want to incentivize people to send emails

☂ (max), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

by 2 cents

☂ (max), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

haha I can't read

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

My grammar was pretty bad, but my gist is not everyone in the sticks receives subsidies from the federal government.

And no, electricity and schools aren't directly run by the Fed, like the USPS is, but in the case of utilities, the government does have a heavy hand in building dams and contracting the energy out to private companies.

Incentives are already abound for urban living - better schools, better transpiration options, pizza delivery - but actually penalizing people for living further away and disregarding the need for a rural population isn't a good idea.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

but people living outside of cities are stupid and should be destroyed

hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe youre going with stamps v missiles rather than envisioning Pat Buchanan running for prez again.

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

saw this the other day

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/11_23/b4231060885070.htm

no idea if it's true, but i like the post office in america. the guy in the one in santa monica told me my accent made me sound like elvis presley.

caek, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Incentives are already abound for urban living - better schools, better transpiration options, pizza delivery - but actually penalizing people for living further away and disregarding the need for a rural population isn't a good idea.

and the important incentive ($$$) doesn't exist for city-living at the moment.

tweaking a poorly designed incentive structure =/= penalizing. something like a high gas tax would be penalizing. (right now) I'm just arguing that we should let people pay more of the direct costs for their lifestyles.

ps huh 'schools'?

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

I mean I guess you're comparing deep rural zones to suburban and not to inner city schools? yeah inner city school system is better than 'no school' but schools are generally not one of the reasons people want to move to the big city.

anyway like I said upthread there's a thread for this

btw most of these arguments are just indirect ways for me to bitch about my rent

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

That's just me. I am amazed by the variety of schools - public, private and charter - available to my kids in the most populous county in the state. High schools offer AP classes for college credit. Another has its own television studios. (Both of those public schools.) Meanwhile, the rural school I went to for 12 years had one foreign language (Spanish) offered in fifth period only, no AP classes or TV stations, no football team, a school newspaper that came out quarterly and lower test scores.

Again, I know that many urban areas grapple with deteriorating schools, but at least they don't take a day off every year for deer hunting.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ibj.com/study-urban-tax-money-subsidizes-rural-counties/PARAMS/article/15690

http://www.taxfoundation.org/blog/show/1397.html

For whatever reason, so-called "blue states" tend to be high-income areas that pay the vast majority of federal taxes. Some 84 percent of federal individual income taxes—which account for over 40 percent of federal revenue—are paid by the those in the top 25 percent of the income distribution. The majority of these taxpayers live in wealthy, urban, politically "blue" areas like New York, California, and Massachusetts.

Even if federal spending were equal in all states, wealthy states would still send substantially more federal tax dollars to Washington than they received in spending, simply because they earn a majority of the nation's income. This disparity is greatly magnified by the progressive rate structure of the federal income tax, which taxes higher income states more heavily than low-income states, regardless of the level of spending received.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

We should have these instead of SB buttons.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2306/screenshot20110607at259.png

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

(Must be a cup of coffee from a blue state. Our coffee only costs like $3.96.)

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I wish my high school had gotten a day off for deer hunting!

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

“We liberated billions of good people from communism, fascism, and jihadism." -- pawlentybro

as daniel larison points out, thats some odd math tim is using

☂ (max), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

That's just me. I am amazed by the variety of schools - public, private and charter - available to my kids in the most populous county in the state. High schools offer AP classes for college credit. Another has its own television studios. (Both of those public schools.) Meanwhile, the rural school I went to for 12 years had one foreign language (Spanish) offered in fifth period only, no AP classes or TV stations, no football team, a school newspaper that came out quarterly and lower test scores.

Again, I know that many urban areas grapple with deteriorating schools, but at least they don't take a day off every year for deer hunting.

― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, June 7, 2011 7:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'county' incorporates inner city & suburban schools. in IL new trier high school gets like 20k per student (or did when i was in, like, jr. high. its probably much higher now) while kids in downstate rural IL get 2k per student. thats fucked up. but otoh, kids growing up in the austin neighborhood of chicago arent getting much $$ either.

but thats cuz schools are based on property taxes iirc

lebroner (D-40), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i think i basically agree with PP to the extent that i understand this disagreement, but public schools are funded by property taxes and most of the city schools i've seen, at least where I live, cannot possibly be better in quality than rural schools. maybe they're bad in different ways, but.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

odd math tim is using

the chinese communist party is now honorarily non-communist and republican-approved. oh, and we fought them in Korea to liberate them, amirite? it all follows. hooray, usa!

Aimless, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

funded by property taxes and most of the city schools i've seen, at least where I live, cannot possibly be better in quality than rural schools. maybe they're bad in different ways, but.

With more property in the city, wouldn't there be more tax money available? Of course, there are more students. Whatever the case may be, I don't know if a rural school can claim superiority because of a high property tax rate.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

Just sayin', not trying to stir up anyone.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

in IL new trier high school gets like 20k per student (or did when i was in, like, jr. high. its probably much higher now)

wait lol did you go to new trier I did some work there last year

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck New Trier. And what the fuck is a "Trevian" anyway? (asks a former Wildkit)

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

new trier is where ferris bueller went, isn't it? major north shore chicago money. he'd probably be a senior vp at goldman sachs by now

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

ive heard good things about new trier! kristen dunst won an award for it at cannes!

☂ (max), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck New Trier.

This was basically my mantra in high school.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

With more property in the city, wouldn't there be more tax money available?

Eh, except a lot of that property is zoned commercial, and cities are in a race to the bottom to hand out tax abatements on it to attract businesses.

(Around 11-12 years ago, the teacher's union in the city of Cleveland tried to get a ballot issue going because of the White administration's tax abatement bonanza: If the city gave a property tax abatement to development or business, the portion of that tax that would have gone to the schools would have to be made up out of another part of the city budget. The result was that Mayor White declared war on the teachers and schools, and used city money to fund a campaign against the issue, claiming it would end tax abatements and kill business in Cleveland. Needless to say, it failed.)

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

There's a battle going on in my town where the mayor keeps wanting to hand out these TIFs, tax incentive financing, to companies like Bass Fuckin' Pro if they'll come build a megastore. The jobs will pay $8 an hour, schools will be denied tax dollars and the other local businesses who already sell shotguns and fishing lures will face a disadvantage with a competitor. Not a good situation.

Something to remember about rural property taxes is that the land isn't worth as much as it is closer to the city. You can buy a 5-acre spread with a 1700-SF house for $150,000, easy. Plus, property taxes are measured in mills, and in my former neck of the woods, it was mostly retirees who owned property and they weren't keen on raising millage rates for someone else's kids.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

I did not go to new trier lol

lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Chicago does the tif thing. It's v gross

lebroner (D-40), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

cmon guys did NO ONE like my joke

☂ (max), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Rollins has signed on as Bachmann's political adviser, which I guess means he'll run her campaign. I've been watching Rollins on TV for two decades; as Republicans go, I don't mind him. (I assume he's being well paid--he hooked up with Perot in '92, so he's not averse to lost causes.) Anyway, took him about seven minutes to start sniping at Palin, and her people of course shot back. This is good. What I'm hoping is that he's able to bait Palin into announcing.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

"NEW TRIER"... CANNES... GET IT??

☂ (max), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Rollins is a goddamned moron fwiw

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

He doesn't have much judgement in terms of who he'll work for, but as a commentator, he's okay.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

yes max very funny

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.canvasprinter.com/gallery_pictures/laura_campion/images/LOLLYPOP_blue.jpg

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

He doesn't have much judgement in terms of who he'll work for, but as a commentator, he's okay.

I rate him as slightly more moronic/less insightful than David Gergen

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

I like Gergen too! They were both good all through 2008. Gergen plainly wanted Obama to win, Rollins less obviously so. I mean, I realize they're guys who'd crawl over their own grandmothers to get 90 seconds of airtime on CNN, but in terms of political analysis--horse-race stuff--they're fine.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno whenever I watched their roundtables they seemed to be stating the obvious to me

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

like, I can read polling data and do electoral college math too

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

Sometimes, yeah...Having a feel for the obvious can mean "unusually well grounded" among Republican analysts.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Gergen believes in a holy land called Bipartisan Consensus, in which war crimes are forgiven and Wall Street malfeasance is ignored.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, Rollins got miffed today when Margaret Thatcher's advisers wouldn't let Palin see Milady: said she was "nuts."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

I was just counting the seconds until you popped in to stomp the mushy middle.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

Gergen defines DC beltway hack. If it were up to him, no one would ever get prosecuted for crimes because "it would send the wrong signal."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

One thing I admired Gergen for through 2008 was that, more than anyone connected in any way with the Republican Party, he refused to much around with race--with Wright, Ayers, any of it.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

"muck"

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

I miss the days of reasonableness too but I'm not going to define reasonableness by the standards of David Gergen, who pimps moderation like it's a laxative.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

You would have been most at home in the days of reasonableness.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

how do you pimp something like it is a laxative

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

or is "laxative" a really arcane term for a specialized type of prostitute

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Here's a good example of what I'm talking about.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

how do you pimp something like it is a laxative

eh I dunno. Blame Gergen. And I'm hungry.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

The link to the actual article is dead. Let me guess--he gave Obama a lot of Bs, an A- or two, and a C.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

You would have been most at home in the days of reasonableness.

clemenza, I have no idea what your political beliefs are other than an admiration for Obama. As long as I can remember, I've lived in a culture in which calling yourself a liberal is akin to admitting to pedophilia. Plus, I live in a conservative town: I have to explain myself all the time without shouting.

When Obama does something I approve, I always post it, like I did last week regarding his rather impressive embrace of gay rights.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Oh damn, sorry. Anyway, if you can find it, it's a thorough interview in which Krugman lists every economic problem the administration faces and what it hasn't done, and Gergen, to paraphrase, going, "Well, gee, yeah, but he can't rattle any cages!"

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Liberal is not the scare word up here that it is down there. One of our parties is the Liberal Party, and we've even got socialized medicine. I just don't operate in a 24-hour battleground.

And yes, I do admire Obama.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the 24-hour news cycle is the problem. The cable news networks are full to bursting with apparatchiks like Gergen who are far more comfortable devoting twenty minutes to Rep. Weiner's "viability" and "handling of the scandal" than discussing, say, the consequences of the housing market's collapse or Wall Street. Pabulum.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

in canada they can listen to rush, and neil's ayn rand lyrics, unironically. that is a political observation

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

No, we don't get Rush. I did listen to Hannity for a few months on satellite.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

haha

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

we don't get rush either. they are too good at their instruments for us

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

I posted this over at the desolate climate change thread, but it's probably more relevant here:

Romney draws early fire from conservatives over views on climate change

“Bye-bye, nomination,” Rush Limbaugh said Tuesday on his radio talk show after playing a clip of Romney’s climate remark. “Another one down. We’re in the midst here of discovering that this is all a hoax. The last year has established that the whole premise of man-made global warming is a hoax, and we still have presidential candidates that want to buy into it.”

Then came the Club for Growth, which issued a white paper criticizing Romney. “Governor Romney’s regulatory record as governor contains some flaws,” the report said, “including a significant one — his support of ‘global warming’ policies.”

And Conservatives4Palin.com, a blog run by some of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s more active supporters, posted an item charging that Romney is “simpatico” with President Obama after he “totally bought into the man-made global warming hoax.”

All this criticism, even though Romney's position on mitigating climate change is predictably weak and muddy:

“I don’t speak for the scientific community, of course, but I believe the world’s getting warmer,” he said. “I can’t prove that, but I believe based on what I read that the world is getting warmer. And number two, I believe that humans contribute to that. I don’t know how much our contribution is to that, because I know that there have been periods of greater heat and warmth in the past, but I believe we contribute to that.”

Romney added that “it’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.” He also said he does not support a cap-and-trade policy, saying it would put American companies at a competitive disadvantage in the world. “We don’t call it ‘America warming,’ ” he said. “We call it ‘global warming.’ ”

But it was his line that “humans contribute” that sparked the conservative backlash.

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

"I didn't do it, why should I pay for it?" is a pretty piss-poor rallying cry.

chavatar (suzy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

uh, have you been to America recently

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

that is practically the country's motto now

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

it's also a piss-poor rallying cry when you did do it

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Rush: "The last year has established that the whole premise of man-made global warming is a hoax"

I'm assuming here that he's talking about "Climategate". The media did a great job in covering the bogus allegations but accidentally forgot to cover the repeated exonerations.

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum weighs in:

"I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler, and I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the manmade part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd."

"...To me this is an opportunity for the left to create -- it's really a beautifully concocted scheme because they know that the earth is gonna cool and warm. It's been on a warming trend so they said, 'Oh, let's take advantage of that and say that we need the government to come in and regulate your life some more because it's getting warmer.'"

"...It's just an excuse for more government control of your life," he added, "and I've never been for any scheme or even accepted the junk science behind the whole narrative."

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

good Christ what a dumbass that guy is

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Santorum, sciencifier

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

I get that it's easy and satisfying to accuse the other side of malicious intentions, but it's downright stupid to imply that liberals are in favor of government regulation for mere shits and giggles.

jaymc, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

it is something stupid that a lot of people believe

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's because we are all such huge Warren G fans

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

I am!

http://media.smithsonianmag.com/images/Warren-G-Harding-Laddie-Boy-10.jpg

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

"...To me this is an opportunity for the left to create -- it's really a beautifully concocted scheme because they know that the earth is gonna cool and warm. It's been on a warming trend so they said, 'Oh, let's take advantage of that and say that we need the government to come in and regulate your life some more because it's getting warmer.'"

this scheme is so elaborate, and so perfectly executed, that we managed to convince the National Academy of Science-equivalents in 32 countries to collaborate with us on the hoax!

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

Climate scientists in Cameroon are positively GIDDY at the thought of increasing regulation in the United States!

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

the public, by and large, now thinks that government retrenchment will fix unemployment, rather than make it worse. it also thinks "the jury is out" on climate change evidence at best, to thinking it's a communist plot at worst, with the "climategate" emails blowing the whole thing open.

i'm not a vanguardist of any kind, and i have serious doubts about anybody's ability to change mass minds about those two things, i guess we're just going to endure these things getting worse until some kind of reality principle kicks in.

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

ZS that last statement doesn't seem out of character for any number of not-even-fringey right-wing writers, let alone all-cap commenters...

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

anyway, ricky shitstain is just keeping up his brand, he's got a lot of competition for the loser standard bearer of the virtuous and pure these days

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

ZS, the comments on Corner posts are full of that stuff!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

really? I guess the argument would be that other countries want the U.S. to increase regulation because that will inevitably hasten our downfall, and everyone is out to destroy us?

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

yup, climate change = an internationalist plot to funnel wealth from industrial countries to the third world, 'colonial reparations' with a fake-science cover to fool the sheeple.

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

i mean...it's just so stupid, i can't even...i just...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/images/2006/10/19/dmu_head_in_hands_315x420.jpg

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

stupid like a FOX

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

what's up with those fingernails

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

i am just going to shift to the opinion that the corner is actually an incredibly elaborate practical joke implemented by bill murray

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

polish change?

xpost

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

i swear i read some 'debate' about climate change where the denier basically demanded any proof based on data that came from non-government sources, since those were all in on the scam.

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

multi-xpost

Those ideas were implanted in the mass mind, so it is not implausible that a similar campaign could implant a different set of ideas. What is implausible is that the owners of the mass media will change positions on these issues in the foreseeable future.

As for a reality principle kicking in, the sad thing is that reality doesn't often with an incontrovertible explanation, so that reality itself cannot refute such ideas very effectively. Mass delusions are remarkably easy to maintain.

Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

I honestly think the fact that they've backed themselves into crazycorner w/ this issue is going to benefit us in the long-term, the only problem is uh "long-term"

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

democrats are the party of slavery!!!!!

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

amen to that

*weirdfingernailsguy.jpg*

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

I honestly think the fact that they've backed themselves into crazycorner w/ this issue is going to benefit us in the long-term,

have the Dems proven in the last two years that they know how anything benefits them long-term?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Substantive Wall street regulation, universal health care, stronger congressional oversight of the Chief Executive's war powers – all these affect us long term!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

stress reducer for u guys: already too late to stop climate change

already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

Substantive Wall street regulation, universal health care, stronger congressional oversight of the Chief Executive's war powers – all these affect us long term!

yeah but w/ this one we don't even have to do anything to be proven right

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

pretty nifty

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

rip world etc

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

stress reducer for u guys: already too late to stop climate change

helpful as always

mitigating impacts might be a good idea tho

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

give FEMA your lifejacket size in 2028

already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

stress reducer for u guys: already too late to stop climate change

not too late to make it less bad. i'd rather get punched in the face than have my arms ripped off

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, I think pointing out the truth is 'casionally helpful

xp

already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

the public, by and large, now thinks that government retrenchment will fix unemployment, rather than make it worse. it also thinks "the jury is out" on climate change evidence at best, to thinking it's a communist plot at worst, with the "climategate" emails blowing the whole thing open.

simpler explanation: the public doesn't want to deal with climate change or really anything that upsets the status quo; since shit seems to be getting worse anyway, why not take care of things that suck right now? or maybe better yet, not deal with it at all. I mean is this really all that surprising a reaction? who likes dealing with problems that are long in the future?

Euler, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

but the public doesn't want to explore the issue long enough to understand that the current idea for 'taking care of things that suck right now' is actually going to make things suck more

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

Not too long in the future, if you ask people in Tuscaloosa, Joplin and Smithville. xp

Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

that said we're already at the point where climate change is something that sucks right now xp right

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

the ~~~public~~~ hears that climate change is gonna be bad & doesn't want to explore the issue any further

I mean if you were at the doctor & he was like, "uh you need to change your habits or you're gonna die in like 60 years", I can see ignoring that rather than exploring the issue further

Euler, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah well one of the problems with "accepting" climate change is that the weather in large parts of the USA already sucks pretty much all the time.

Euler, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Newt's staff resigned.

drudgesiren.gif

polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

citing differences with the direction of the campaign

does this mean he wanted to be more crazy or less crazy

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

The literati's minions strike again.

polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

So bizarre--he does the Mario Cuomo thing for two decades, positioning himself as forever waiting in the wings for that moment when his party rolls out the red carpet for him to run, and then when he actually does run, he launches what looks to be a campaign of Hall of Fame dimensions in terms of its ineptitude.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

this is not really that bizarre given we're talking about Newt Gingrich

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to say that I can understand their choice - working on a campaign with absolutely no hope of winning, this far away from the election, and with a total asshole as your candidate, has gotta be demoralizing. Then I remembered that pretty much applies to every Republican candidate, somehow

Z S, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

"Gingrich's decision to take a recent cruise in the Caribbean with his wife may have contributed to the break-up, sources said."

polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

This means that Gingrich will reform his staff and sweep to the nomination easily.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

"Congressman Weiner's decision not to take a recent cruise in the Caribbean with his wife may have contributed to the break-up, other sources said."

clemenza, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

sweep to the nomination easily

...says the press release Newt had to write himself.

Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

ok, lol jonathan chait

"Gingrich Approval Rating Down To 0% Among Gingrich Staffers"

goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

lol

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Perry to Fox News: "Ready for launch"

jaymc, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

Perry got the thumbs up from the Texas moneymen whose support he sought before launching a campaign

This is to be expected, yet this phrase makes me a little nauseous.

Also, oh yay:

Perry has a reputation as a policy lightweight, but he knows how to fire up a crowd...

Duke Manfist: Action Hero (Dan Peterson), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

That dude scares me more than most in terms of likelihood, someone tell me why hes got no chance

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

I got nothin

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

Perry reminds me of many of those fake, vaguely incompetent fictional southern presidents you always see in the movies.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

ummm....

The Reverend, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

You remember the last guy, right?

The Reverend, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

D-40, here's an article on why Perry may have problems, but it's really not very critical.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Elections/President/2011/0610/Texas-Gov.-Rick-Perry-for-president-Why-he-could-have-a-hard-time

Duke Manfist: Action Hero (Dan Peterson), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Didnt Perry basically bankrupt Texas in the spirit of tax cuts and all that GOP bullshit?

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

anybody who gets the GOP nom next year has a good chance, people who're very anxious for Obama to win should actively be working for the weakest GOP primary candidates imo

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

anybody who gets the GOP nom next year has a good chance

um... no

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

well if Shakey Mo Collier gets it all bets are off but of the plausibles, absolutely

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

dunno why you think that - Obama's going to have more money, GOP is hopelessly fractured (wouldn't be surprised if there's a third-party challenger out of all this, esp if Romney gets the nom), Fox doesn't have a horse in the game, Obama's approval rating is in good shape, GOP is in race to the bottom to destroy all political credibility this summer, etc.

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

If the economy keeps tanking, there will be issues.

Unless of course the nominee ends up being Newt.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm surprised Perry is close to running. Who was the last legit GOP presidential candidate who had to deal with rumors about his sexual orientation?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

shakey you are a little bit optimistic there

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

eh not really, I'm not going to vote for him

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

by all means get back to me in a year, but none of the GOP crop have a prayer for pretty significant institutional reasons imho

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

If the economy keeps tanking, there will be issues.

^^^

unemployment + economy are all that's ever going to matter. 10% of the fucking country didn't have a job in February. That's down to 8.6 but when Bush left office it was 5.4. Either the Democrats figure out a way to get that figure cut in half or it's game over for election 2012.

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

the new nerd meme is that its not the employment figure, its the rate of change in employment figure

☂ (max), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

I am a nerd meme believer but I don't think most of the American public shares our enthusiasm for nerd memes

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

the really weird dynamic is that it's the dem base that has suffered the most in the past 4 years. whether that will blunt the effect of a shitty economy on the incumbent (rage at the bankers) or make it worse (lack of enthusiasm), who knows. obama does not have this in the bag.

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are crazy

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

you live in california

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

btw if you're not down with google.com/publicdata and you wanna look at graphs you are missing out, the one on unemployment from '90 to the present is spectacular

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

oh cool

hans rosling, call your agent

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

you live in california

lol have you looked at our unemployment rate lately?

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

(and yet the state GOP is still vastly unpopular!)

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

how does that work I wonder

minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

Clearly the problem as of late has been that too many Americans are employed. We need higher unemployment, to prime the pump of all those future entrepreneurs and garage-born computer moguls who will in turn spark the next big bubble. Obama should run on this.

(Truth be told, population has already bought into so much unbelievable bullshit that 'Bama might as well embrace the ridiculous and glean the benefits.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

Shakey OTM, whatever's true in California is generally true for the rest of the country, you can always gauge the national mood by how shit's goin down in California

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

didn't there used to be rick perry = gay rumors?

mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Shakey is right: the election is Obama's to lose. But David Gergen types insist that the public must "feel as if things are getting better" even when things aren't (in '84 unemployment was still almost 7.2%), and if this voodoo pop psychology is correct, Obama's not looking well.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

I think a reasonably competent Obama campaign will be able to successfully paint any Republican nominee as an uncaring monster who wants to wear your granny's skin as a vest and drink your baby's blood.

Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

I wish it were Obama's to lose, but I don't think you can say one way or another until the Republicans have a nominee. If Romney were to miraculously navigate his way to the nomination--I've changed my thinking on that, I'm now more inclined to think that he's as much of a longshot as everybody else thinks he is--I'd say Obama's in big trouble. Even if you think Romney's an empty suit, the one thing he's not is scary. His penchant for "evolving positions" could even help him--at this point, I don't know that people believe anything he says, so I could see a lot of independents saying, "Well, he just said that because he had to--he doesn't actually intend to follow through." I could easily see Obama losing to Romney in a still-flat economy. On the other hand, obviously there are Republicans running right now who aren't going to beat Obama under any circumstances. Somewhere in the middle, Pawlenty. I don't know if he'd beat Obama or not.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

unemployment + economy are all that's ever going to matter. 10% of the fucking country didn't have a job in February. That's down to 8.6 but when Bush left office it was 5.4. Either the Democrats figure out a way to get that figure cut in half or it's game over for election 2012.

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, June 10, 2011 5:52 PM (4 hours ago)

I dunno what numbers you're looking at but it was way higher than 5.4 when obama entered office. also the official number is 9.1 atm. "cut in half" is...basically impossible at this point. 'under 8' would be a more realistic prayer-target.

iatee, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

sorry yr right I got pretty caught up in running states vs. nat'l over time on the public data, I think I was looking at Iowa when I caught those low numbers. 8.5 nationally in Jan. 2009, 8.7 as of today. 13.009 million unemployed when Bush left office, 13.421 million today.

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

8.6%

http://www.shadowstats.com/imgs/sgs-emp.gif?hl=ad&t=1307108139

U-3 unemployment rate is the monthly headline number.
U-6 unemployment rate includes short-term discouraged and other marginally-attached workers as well as those forced to work part-time
Before 1994, the broadest unemployment rate also included the long-term discouraged. For about a decade now John Williams at shadowstats has been estimating the long-term discouraged from the labor-force participation/working age population ratio, so that post 1994 rates could be compared on an apples to apples basis.

http://www.shadowstats.com/imgs/charts/employment/employment-participation-rates.gif

美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

monthly headline number is 9.1 tho

iatee, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

for june

iatee, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

I like "long-term discouraged" as a spiritual term on a spectrum running from enlightened on one end down through agnostic, atheist, finally arriving at the promised land of long-term discouraged

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

^this is an awesome post

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

And on that note I will once again run scared from the political thread, other than to say that if pawlenty gets a shot at the national stage I as a proud mn dude will get so angry that I cry tears of blood

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

This is also true of Bachmann but that nom is impossible to imagine once you have stared into her terrifying soulless crazy person eyes so I am less worries about that

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

Debate tonight. I'm expecting all participants will be wearing either a "Crazy" or "Not Crazy" button to help viewers at home. (Right beside their "Heil Obama" button.)

clemenza, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

are we gonna have a separate debate thread

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

man I don't know if I'm up for watching this thing

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

is Fred Thompson in this thing

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

otherwise no

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

tons of these guys eclipse Thompson on the lolscale - Herman Cain for one, Santorum for another

lots of janitors have something to say (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I respected Thompson's talent for saying the right things to his audience while napping at the same time.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

looking forward to Cain notching up another debate win.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

here we go guys!!!!!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

oh man the mic can barely handle bachmann's voice without distorting.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

so far we've learned that they all love children

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

lol Sully:

7.57 pm. No one is better at pure, grade-A conventional wisdom than David Gergen. When was the last time he surprised you with anything he said?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

Ezra Klein:

Bachmann is a better politician than Palin, a better policy wonk than Palin, and because she’s a better politician and a better policy wonk than Palin, she’s actually able to be a bit more extreme than Palin, as Palin rarely gets specific enough to do such precise ideological positioning. Put simply, Bachmann is the candidate Palin was supposed to be.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

pro-growth agenda!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

what the hell is this debate format? 30 second answers?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol Newt is so toast, wrong decade m'man, thanks for playing

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

whoa michele wtf

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not watching, but, yes indeed, whoa michele wtf

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

How the devil would these people want "the government" to "create" jobs when no candidate believes in government per se?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhhh stuff

nobody is going to remember anything else that was said in the debate

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul is comin in w/gold standard, go you crazy man go

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

Tried. Can't do it. Oh look, 27 Dresses is on.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

Really disappointed Jon Huntsman isn't here.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

guys you realize there will be soooo many more debates and speeches of bachmann saying 'as president of the united states, i will ...."

O_O

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

makes my brain hurt.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

kucinich always used to talk the same way

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

"when im president"

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

has Fred Thompson awakened yet?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

Obama's watching this and feeling like a boxer watching tape of some undercard bum he's gonna get a nice cakewalk against

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't seen him since 2009, now that I think about it.

Oh wait, he was on an episode of The Good Wife. xp

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty looking like a total wuss here

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

afraid to challenge Mitt Romney for realz?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

can ailes step in and give bachmann the 5pm timeslot in lieu of being president

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

lol at Jon King calling him out.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

T-Paw getting grilled

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

I was gonna say "masochists," but it's not like a Democratic debate is gonna happen in the Citizens United States of America. So enjoy your doomsday vaudeville.

already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://dailymuckraker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tim-pawlenty.bmp

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

how the fuck can you get pwned by Mitt on his weakest issue like that?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

ok wtf is that noise??! holy shit is john king gonna tut and mutter through this whole debate??

kind of droll but mostly rad (Kerm), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

romney is not a great liar

how'd he get this far in politics

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

So enjoy your doomsday vaudeville.

I will, thanks. Fun tv.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

respect to newt for being real about repealing "obamacare"

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

Audience questioner looks like a pudgy V. Putin.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

I like that audience guy. Let him run!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

King Tuts

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i like the audience guy too. rick is ignoring his question isn't he?

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

Audience guy not liking being grouped with "the left" by Bachmann while still standing there.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Republicans have an awesome story to tell"

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

Audience guy not amused by zig zag answers.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann's got them fired up, ready to go!

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://politifact.com/personalities/michele-bachmann/

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Haven't people learned from the most recent batch of "I'm not a politician, I'm a businessman!" GOP governors that those guys turn out to be incompetent a-holes?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

tea party debate September 12th on CNN we are doomed

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

oh god, the day after the 10th anniversary of 9/11?

the "patriotism" will run thick.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

Agree with Pawlenty about the inequity of fair trade, btw.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

paw is for fair trade and loves unions, dope

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, Bachmann not afraid to identify herself with words "federal" "tax" and "lawyer" in same clause.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

at least Ron Paul is being maddeningly consistent.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

oh man romney's going to have to pick bachmann as his vp candidate isn't he.

unless forces conspire to stop romney and we get pawlenty (this was my bet initially) and he can't pick another minnesotan

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

Set the capital gains tax to 0% for five years? Ooooookay, Santorum.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann has enough cred with the base that she can say whatever she wants imo

re pawlenty strategery of not repeating 'obamneycare'
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/06/13/pawlenty-the-careful-attacker.aspx

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

wait why does anyone have to pick michelle bachmann?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

oh xp

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

are they just waiting to destroy Romney until later in the campaign?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

what happened to pawlenty that a minnesotan from generations of union workers is that fired up about busting unions?! ugh

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

bach vp would just be palin 2.0, there are quieter insane conservatives to pick

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

Cain is the only one who really can give a 30 second sound bite

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT LENO OR CONAN

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

As much fun as it is to characterize Bachmann as a loon, she may well end up doing super well in the primary and then switch gears to being a sharp candidate in the general. I will be stunned to watch it if it indeed happens.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

Not having a TV means being able to avoid so much of this horseshit. I'll say it right now and you can bookmark this post: Romney's gonna be the nominee. Here's why:

• Newt Gingrich is Newt Gingrich, and his name is Newt fucking Gingrich - Charles Dickens wouldn't write a character with a name that fucked up
• Tim Pawlenty has no chin and only cut off his mullet last week
• Michelle Bachmann is insane and everybody on Earth fucking knows it
• Herman Cain is black and only one team allows that to happen for real and you damn well know it
• Ron Paul - see Michelle Bachmann, but with more Grandpa twinkly-eye
• Rick Santorum makes people shudder involuntarily when he speaks

that's not funny. (unperson), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

if any of these guys were gonna go w/ conan, who would it be?

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

i just realized from 20 minutes of watching bachmann take over the debate that she is going to be worth a LOT on the campaign trail, are you kidding? doesn't have the high negatives of palin (b/c not as well known), brings out the base, speaks well, good on tv.

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

Plz keep in mind that pawlenty is 1000% full of shit all the time so his whole union thing is a sham pretty much

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

As much fun as it is to characterize Bachmann as a loon, she may well end up doing super well in the primary and then switch gears to being a sharp candidate in the general. I will be stunned to watch it if it indeed happens.

what's stunning about it? Sully OTM: she's what Palin wants to be.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't have the high negatives of palin (b/c not as well known)

right but that was also true for palin...until was well-known

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't have the high negatives of palin (b/c not as well known),

Neither did Palin at the time!

carson dial, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

she was xp

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha who put the bet awards commercial in the middle of the republican debate commercial break

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't seen any evidence that Bachmann is actually smarter than Palin. Less lazy though.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

No, I just meant I'd be stunned if she becomes either THE candidate or the veep candidate and can't wait to see it. Not at all stunned that she can manipulate her circumstances based on the audience.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

I would demand a refund

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just saying bachmann looks like a very good candidate

she won't have the money or organization to win the nomination. i can't see that much of the establishment and the big moneyed interests throwing support behind her, that seems out of the realm of possibility, but maybe a vp nominee or at least someone who will be very very highly valued out there campaigning for the gop ticket.

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

oh fuck off, how can you not choose between Johnny Cash and Elvis

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann will completely alienate the sane wing of the republican party

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

all dozen or so of them?

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

over/under on the final two standing in the primaries having an uglier race than Clinton/Obama?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

Herman Cain: supports TARP, doesn't believe in "too big to fail"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

Mitt, just because that's where the screen is doesn't mean that's where the person is. Look at the camera!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

I find it hard to imagine there ever being an uglier endgame than clinton/obama

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

I mean 'I like romney' vs 'I like pawlenty' against 'you are a racist' vs 'you hate women'

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

John King needs to stfu while the candidates are talking.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

he's driving me crazy!

kind of droll but mostly rad (Kerm), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

I find it hard to imagine there ever being an uglier endgame than clinton/obama

― iatee, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 12:40 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Do the '00 South Carolina "McCain has a b astard black child" calls count?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

Lol at Newt's sci-fi fantasies.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

still less personal, really! xp

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

agree w/ Newt about the bloat of Nasa btw.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yay newt is telling us the imaginary story of how the space race could have gone

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

Whitey on the Moon

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

"we would have bases on the moon and the Greys would have taught us the secrets of Time travel using the stargate"

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

haha

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

I love hearing Ron Paul speak.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

i don't watch his show ever, but john king is doing a good job with this debate

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

I realize he's an old, old man, but Ron Paul's posture drives me nuts.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

His conclusions may be a little o_O, but it's clear he's a student of economics in government.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

Audience looking unsure about Mittens' answer.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

why the hell is Bachmann cackling over that answer?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh good, another weird this or that

"mr santorum, oral or anal?"

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

because she is batshit crazy xpost

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

I hope they ask Herman Cain a question about pizza.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

all these answers are pretty vague. on the questions about which i know a little bit of the policy issue it's seemed to me that you can really hear how.. they are carefully pitching answers in a way that appeals to the sentiments of the GOP base but leaves a lot of room for continuing the status quo!

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

oh no no no no keep away the twitter board DO NOT WANT

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

blackberry or iphone??? fuck this country

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul doesnt know what either of those things are

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

wtf how did krugman sneak in

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

Still can't believe how fast Pawlenty was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-PyA3reEA

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

gotta say this debate goes well with a gin gimlet and some tim hecker playing softly in the background

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

did santorum just say "idn't"

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

"aw...awr....aw.......AWR.....awrl.....AWL...AWL...."

- John King during every response

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum gives me the creeps. He looks like he's trying to crawl out of his skin at all times.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

They should've let Carville moderate this debate.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

man hes topping the pawlenty drawl with that inventive plain old folksism xposts

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

it's just his anal froth
it's so distracting

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

Or better, Bill Hader as Carville.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

oh man were throwing people off the brideg now awesome

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

BOLD CLAM, MITT

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

so looking forward to seeing whichever of these mutants debate obama

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

GOP ticket is gonna be Romney/Cain

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

gah that creepy redhead

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooooooooool

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

wish i could be up there to talk about how i talk to catbeast every night

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

I can feel the slime dripping off Santorum.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

(Thank me for that image.)

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

romney always looks like he's having the worst day of his life.

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

All of our ideas are accepted and tolerated...unless you practice Islam.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann sporting square French manicure, for the record. Heinous.

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

whoa why did john king just softpedal the seperation of church and state question for the rest of these assholes

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

Don't you mean a "freedom" manicure?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah nailin cain on the muslim statement

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

god, herman cain is so amazing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if "I do not believe in Sharia law" is gonna be a great look for the veep

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

i just threw up in my mouth

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

what is this guy even talking about. has sharia law ever really been taken seriously in us courts?

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha lovin it

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

"when they asked me if i would be comfortable with a muslim in my administration, i meant that i wouldn't appoint an active terrorist"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

is there a stream somewhere?

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think Cain knows what a litmus test is.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

Cain: I would appoint a Muslim to my cabinet, then feel uncomfortable about him.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

there is a stream in Minnesota, also 10,000 lakes

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that was great.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha oh this one is going to come back and haunt cain thank god this is awesome

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

CNN, abanana.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

"i have never let any muslim place a delicious vegetable topping on any of my famous godfather pizzas, now w/ free wings if you order a medium two topping pizza"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

wish we could get pat buchanan in here somehow

blank, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

cmon bachman pull a cough cough *mormon* while romney is talking

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

I LOVE NEWT GINGRICH'S CAMPAIGN

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

this is really sad

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

xp LOLLLLL to J0rdan

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

BOLD

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

uh, every rank and file federal employee ALREADY has to take an oath to serve the U.S. etc

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

and boom goes the dynamite

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

HA! They did ask him a pizza q. love it.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

Why does CNN want to install an octomom on my computer.

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

totally fucking weird, what a bunch of bigoted fucks

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

Cain prefers deep dish to thin crust, giddouttatown

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

Freedom manicure for sure. I love how miserable Romney seems. LOVE.

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

side question: is godfather pizza good? I have never seen one.

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

"newt, how many of your campaign staffers would have to resign before you considered hiring a muslim? can you put a hard number on it? 20? 40? would you resign?"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

godfather's

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

as i said once before, i'm pretty sure that godfather's pizza is something that was stolen from a kevin james movie & is not actually real

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

like do they actually have better deep dish than regular there, or did he just want to say "deeeep disshhhh"

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

godfathers is awful

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

I really hope Romney gets backed into a corner in as impressive a fashion as Cain & T-Paw have. I'm not sure there's an opening to do that though, especially after he successfully fenced off the Romneycare question.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

He did say "deep dish" in a pretty badass way, hard to imagine anyone saying "thin crust" like that. xpost

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

They used to have Godfather's here but it's been ages since I've seen one.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

has sharia law ever really been taken seriously in us courts?

this is some GOP base pandering issue that you wouldn't be aware of as an issue if you didn't consume an entirely different universe of media. (i don't follow it much either so don't know the specifics but to them, this is a serious thing..)

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

LMFAO AT THE IDEA OF MITT ROMNEY EATING WINGS

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

SPICY BRUINS

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY CRYING AT THE THOUGHT

PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

uh oh: FAGGOTS!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

this should be fun

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

Need a .gif of Romney's forced laugh just then.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

yessssssss

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

Wow -- look at all those white people.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

somehow not being as much of a mess as sarah palin has made me SLIGHTLY respect michelle bachmann more, idk what's wrong w/ me

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

wait til they get to iowa! the best thing about iowa is everyone trying to maintain dignity while eating one thousand different kinds of fried foods on a stick

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

Oh boy. She WON'T ANSWER IT.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

23 foster kidssssssssssssssssssssss

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

DICK CHENEY REPUBLICAN AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU LOVE FAGGOTS

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

"obilma administration" #newt

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh man! Only Ron Paul won't support an amendment.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann having it both ways

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

new Herman Cain TV program: "If I Had My Druthers"

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

"i don't even want to TALK about gays! did you guys hear me????????? how gross are they, am i right?!!!!"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

gingrich is lying

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

Gingrich was basically chewing on his tongue.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

So, getting rid of discrimination is "social experimentation".

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

I know we're supposed to listen to "dog whistles," but they all seem to be saying with their "listen to the commanders" crap that "I won't go back to DADT."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know which of these candidates I would want to not vote for more.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

santorum making sure he is corraling the gay hatin vote

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

"social experimentation"

"punishing bad behavior"

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Santorumpaws

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

yeah iirc what gingrich said about the views of the commanders is inaccurate

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

never say taking the bullets about abortion rights dude

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yay newt is telling us the imaginary story of how the space race could have gone

i'm watching this on a dvr delay and this is so the best part

"i'm a big fan of going into space."

Clay, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

We're watching a social experiment right now.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

"the fetus is literally put on a burner"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

this whole debate is a ploy by the liberal media to get disenchanted liberals to say "I don't give a shit what he did or didn't do, I'm voting for Obama"

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

28 BABIES

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

23 MOTHERFUCKING FOSTER CHILDREN -- THAT'S A LOT Y'ALL

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

"I believe in the sanctity of twenty-three fetuses."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

okay, how is bachmann not running on her small business credentials FOR RUNNING A DAY CARE

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's important to maintain the dignity of women raped and knocked up by strangers.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

So, there are VERY FEW cases of rape, incest and health risks to the mother? Not what the news says.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

The very tiniest of tiny fractions of women who were raped by twenty-three fetuses.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.autumn-people.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/7dwarfs.gif

I'm thinking Sleepy is the best choice.

earlnash, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

wtf, i've got 32 babies on my back porch, nobody's voting me for prez

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, a question from a Pilgrim!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

(NOT A REAL AMERICAN CITIZEN)

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm an immigrant who would like to know how to fuck over other immigrants"

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

"don't tase me bro"
-lydia cumbee

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

bahahahahahaaaa wtf is pawlenty talking about wrt his amazing progress on pro-life legislation in mn

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

Only people who come here legally want freedom. Santorum! Ugh.

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

boy, Ron Paul fucked this up.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

WTF, Catholic church?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Paul on a different plane right now.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

DON'T PENALIZE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

This is an epic rant.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

wait is he pro or against immigration

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Hermann Cain sounds like Clarence Fucking Thomas.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

ezraklein
Romney's polish was perhaps to be expected. But Bachmann is much newer to politics than much of the field. Her ease is impressive.

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Omg this is making me sick.

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

"if there are 2 illegal immigranbts, and one of them leaves penn station traveling 20 mph..."

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

That old lady doesn't want a big strong buck like Cain as president, Hermann!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

these people are insane

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

I find this oddly thrilling, even titillating.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

chill out ezra

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Cain not down with the 14th Amendment.

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Like, this should end with mud wrestling or foxy boxing or something.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

Not 1 larf since "deep dish". :(

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

I want these guys to debate every night forever.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

newt gingrich is so swag

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty.. oh jeez dere were all dese crazy canadians tryin to cross right over our borderz to find work in dulut doncha know

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

I would listen to this while cooking dinner once or twice a week.

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

Mittens about to fling a spicy chicken wing at Newt's hair

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

The clear compromise is to defend the borders with gay members of the national guard.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

guys, i cannot wait for pawlenty's campaign

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

texas isn't going to let DHS move on into their republic, newt

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

my whole life at this point is being lived waiting for pawlenty's hunting photo op -- the thought is my lifeblood

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

Newt just sealed what was left of his fate by admitting that immigration is a complicated issue.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

It's complicated.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

oh man what a hard question for ron paul

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

i would probably enjoy the hilarity of pawlenty running if he wasnt pretty much the person i hate most in america atm

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

We need to invent more energy!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

energy is super boring 2 me, let's move on

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

It looks like someone smacked Rick and his face stuck that way. Did he suffer a stroke?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

Would be more fun if his daughter could stand next to him and cry all night.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

however i would support a santorum/pawlenty sperated at birth ticket

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

honestly i sorta feel bad that tim pawlenty & ppl that work for him are gonna sit around analyzing whether "coke" was the right answer

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Sen. Santorum: coke or junk?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

He's trying to up his southern states cred.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

these quick questions are worse than clinton's boxers or briefs planted question

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's fun to watch them all shift and jockey to see who can lean farthest over the precipice of crazy and not fall in.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

Except Ron Paul...he jumped.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

coke is the easiest right answer all night

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

on the one hand i want to criticize cnn for this bullshit, on the other hand i'm so happy that they gave me the image of mitt romney eating spicy chicken wings

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

But for a few seconds there, he soared. xposts

boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

again i apologize for my fine state contributing two of these assholes

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

The constant calls for Chris Christie to get in the race remind of the Cardinals taking out Derek Anderson and putting in Max Hall.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

AMERICAN HERO

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Ass kisser.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Romney can't even sound sincere thanking relatives of military personnel.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Someone tell Mitt to stop looking at the screen!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromney!

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

"hand the country over to the taliban military"!!!

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol ron paul

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

*hacks a mucus old man cough* NO!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

i did hear that right didnt i

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

'afghani' is the currency mitt

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

OUR PRESENCE THERE IS NOT MAKIN FRIENDS LET ME TELL YA YOUNG FELLER

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

*waves cane*

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Clearly that dad wishes his family were a little less committed, no?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Most dangerous question of the night! "do you agree with Ron Paul or Barack Obama?"

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"
"hand the country over to the taliban military"

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

I just performed the experiment of putting Obama against any one of these people, and he's by far the better performer and liar.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

we're one candidate away from one of these dudes climbing up onto their podium to beat off to this american hero's image

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

t paw bringing back the classics! 9/11 9/11 9/11

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Like this opportunistic anti-hawkism amongst these folks.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

^otm

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

If Jon King had balls, he'd ask these guys if The Vital National Interest was involved with invading Iraq.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

ahhh hating on france never gets old.

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ her incapable of deciding whether she wishes wed gone harder or softer

hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

What, we should wait for a sale before shelling out for a war?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

"the price tag is always a factor, take it from me, the guy who had an unlimited credit account at tiffany's"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

newt, our intelligence is so inadequate that we can't even find.. oh wait

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

jon king is sucking fucking wind on this debate in general tbh

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

Good move on Jon Huntsman's part sitting this one out, tbh.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

The photo to the left of the cnn.com stream looks like a posse of scary, serious guys, just staring, unblinking.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

Cain would ask his grandmother before commmitting troops in the name of the Vital National Interest.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe you guys can watch this stuff. I can't even be exposed to rightwing op-ed toons anymore, such is the level of loathing and anxiety this shit sparks up.

Poor boundaries, in other words.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

to paraphrase my grandmother, these are not simple situations

hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

this is so hilarious! all of these ppl are such fools

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's mostly just goofy

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

to paraphrase my grandmother, the US needs to come and set the table

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

This is exactly how Bush won re-election btw. Mitt Romney = John Kerry. (Michele Bachmann = Howard Dean?)

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

FECKLESSNESS

jaymc, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum very proud of having learned what "fecklessness" means.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

the f bomb

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

'he has turned his back on our allies and.. he has embraced our enemies'

O_O

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/g/goofy_cartoon-4929.gif

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

It's not real yet, they're still talking about pizza. It'll get bad soon and then I won't be able to watch.

Fecklessness!

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh damn, I just realized it's almost over!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

From the front line:

The Bachmann-Romney Show
June 13, 2011 8:44 P.M.
By Andrew Cline

Half an hour into this debate, Romney is shining as the most polished candidate with the smartest, most well-considered answers. He looks like the adult in the room. Gingrich, a super-smart guy, doesn’t have enough time to vent his brain on each question. Bachmann has risen to be the more formidable Romney alternative. Her answers are well-spoken and to the point. If you are Pawlenty, Cain or Santorum, you’ve got to be feeling left out right now. They are missing their opportunities, as is Herman Cain, the breakout star of the South Carolina debate.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

If worked for NRO, I'd publish a story called Raising Cain.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

Where did this "Newt is super-smart" meme start?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Smart But Unpredictable

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

whoa, herm thinks polls are a barometer -- really blowing the lid off this whole "polls" business!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

via comparison i suppose

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

Zing!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

WHOA

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

ALL THEIR BRAINS EXPLODED

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

jon king left one in the chamber

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

lmaooooooo

hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ his explanation being entirely undercut by him laughing at the beginning

hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

biden's iraq partitioning system is very similar to the current solution

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

I would pick Jesus.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

impressed that pawlenty knew enough about biden's plan to reference it tbh

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

was actually hoping ron paul was gonna pick someone

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

White people.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

the goodness of the american people lollll

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

does New Hampshire have any blacks?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

people in new hampsire love the future

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann['s] answers are well-spoken and to the point.

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

i have learned that INSERT PLACE OF WHERE I AM has some of the greatest americans and the american people are awesome

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

We are all made of stars.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

wait wait anderson cooper was here this whole time wtf why did we get the b team fuck

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

romney/pawlenty did not manage to distinguish themselves from the total wackjobs on the panel in my opinion.

adam aquaman (abanana), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty isn't really trying to

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

i really dislike david gergen

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

It's too early for these candidates to try. They're pacing themselves.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

when is the next one?

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

More importantly, when is the next one that involves pre-tapd youtube questions or some such stunt?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

I watched this at a friend's house. Quite boring--you need someone to break away before things get nasty. (The first couple of Democratic debates in '08 were tepid, but by the last couple, Obama and Clinton were all over each other.) The first two or three times Bachmann spoke, we were whispering "Say something crazy, say something crazy," but she never really did. (Egregiously crazy, I mean, like sending the National Guard to Neptune or something.) Pawlenty was so meek when King was trying to goad him into attacking Romney--if he doesn't want Romney to take this by default, he'd better get over that. He did, though, take a strong stand against stupidity at one point; that took courage.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

The Pawlenty wimpout could be devastating for his campaign.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

pretty wimpy, but did anyone really ever take him seriously as a candidate anyway?

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

i guess some people did, but it always seemed preposterous to me

(although tbh all of them seem preposterous to me)

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

The Pawlenty wimpout could be devastating for his campaign.

well, that and the fact that he's insincere and boring and a deeply silly nat'l candidate.

the stage was filled with nincompoops.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

he's still serious as a candidate

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

i can't imagine
it's just baffling

"president tim pawlenty"

Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

In a way, I thought they all went comparatively easy on Obama, outside of Pawlenty's ridiculous "embracing our enemies" line. What I mean is, it was all within the boundries of standard-issue debate--you've wrecked the economy, your health care plan is evil, etc., etc. They pretty much stayed clear of the secret-Muslim/not-one-of-us stuff (unless that was the subtext of Herman Cain's Muslim test). Maybe it's just too early for all of that to make a return appearance.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

that's not going easy on him, people care more about the economy than about secret-muslims

iatee, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it just seemed like there wasn't an edge to the attacks. Nastier stuff gets said about Obama here.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

(Not about being a secret Muslim--that's not what I meant.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol so this was pretty fucked up i guess.

sort of not surprised at bachmann going ham, this is totally her moment. can wait for the national left to get into all the weird crap the local left has been documenting since she was in the statehouse -- there's some literal creeping the the bushes outside a pride festival type stuff that will become a meme, i just know it

and really not surprised at pawlenty biffing it either, the guy is a fake and lightweight

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

did the ryan plan ever come up?

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

a little bit. Newt had to do his dance around it. Bachmann was the strongest behind it IIRC.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

was reading thru some old gawker articles on bachmann, came upon this pareene gem:

"Rep. Michele Bachmann (R - Shutter Island)"

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

i was also reminded of the time michele bachmann told everyone she was afraid that bill clinton was going to "take her out"

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

"You should probably be "taken out" to a psychiatric hospital, but that is just this blogger's opinion, and not the opinion of Barack Obama's Thuggish Gangsterocracy."

☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

hah, local news weirdness stories are always a treat.
the thing is, i figure there's no way pawlenty or romney would attack her and i wonder if she'll get enough serious traction as a candidate for it to be worth anyone's trouble to dig into oppo research. probably not?

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

nobody (yet) made an animated gif of romney's little laugh after the question about hot wings? mocksession should be watching these things instead of professional sports

daria-g, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

Someone on the Guardian boards pointed out the obvious: 'Bachmann's running for Woman Entitled to Tell Every Other Woman What They Can and Can't Do, ESPECIALLY after rape or incest.'

chavatar (suzy), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)

Instead of watching this debate, I watched the recent Met production of "Nixon In China" on PBS. Good call/bad call?

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

yours didn't have jon king going "huh.. uh huh... hmm... right... tut... unf.. unf. unf unf unf" throughout the whole thing.

kind of droll but mostly rad (Kerm), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure he'll come up with something creative, but I wonder how Pawlenty will explain his diffidence last night when he decides to attack Romney over health care down the road. Even everyone at National Review was writing nice things about Romney after the debate. Most people above seemed to think (or at least it was implied) that Obama gains in stature after a debate like that. I'm more inclined to say that, because it was a good night for Romney, it was a bad night for Obama.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

maybe if Mittens wins Dems can pretend to hate war and corporate theft again.

already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

people care more about the economy than about secret-muslims

Just wait for this act to go on the road, outside a controlled environment, for the crazies to come out of the woodwork and put these crazies on the spot. Those youtube-circulated McCain/Palin supporters did some undoable damage.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone noticed that jonhuntsman.com is a likely anti-Huntsman site? http://jonhuntsman.com/

Right now, it just features a letter he wrote to Obama with a bunch of pink hearts in the background.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 16 June 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

pay no attention to any of the candidates's pitiful attempts at sound bites. we are still in the early, bumbling, poorly-focussed-focus-group stage of the campaign. things will get more mechanical once each candidate figures out what to put on the conveyor belt.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 June 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Romneypaws:

Mitt Romney's given President Obama all kinds of grief for bemoaning "bumps in the road" to economic recovery. In a viral web video released this week, camp Romney creatively anthropomorphized those bumps as unemployed people still struggling after a years-long economic downturn, all of whom stood up and proclaimed, "I'm not a bump in the road."

Leave it to Romney -- net worth over $200 million -- to completely step on his own message.

"I should tell my story," Romney told a group of unemployed people in Florida. "I'm also unemployed."

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh come ON

sheesh

Z S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVF6QFPZ0Co

Getyer Chris Christie for President official chef's apron. Recommended by Ann Coulter, as shown on Fox News.

Gorge, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Probaby doesn't have a prayer of getting the nomination, but I suspect he'd be tough to beat in a general:

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/06/huntsmans-pitch.html

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

battle of the mormons

lots of janitors have something to say (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

battle of the mormons

taking drugbs (to make music to take drugbs to) (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is socially conservative on guns and abortion, but he's moderate on immigration and environmental issues and otherwise seems decent and reasonable. Kind of can't help like a candidate who's fluent in Mandarin and who once played keys in a prog-rock band.

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

he reminds me of Jon Meacham.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman speaking Mandarin (at about 3:10):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XsGAcdScmNU

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

has speaking a foreign language ever actually benefitted an American political campaign?

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Spanish for Jeb types but I meant nationally

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

It's window dressing, but the fact that it's Mandarin and that China-fear is something of a right-wing meme these days, it may be a plus for Huntsman.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but that really outweigh the 'speaks more than one language = elitist' factor

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

has speaking a foreign language ever actually benefitted an American political campaign?

Does whatever the hell it was that W. spoke count?

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is far too centrist and "smart" (in the real world, he's intelligent—in GOP primary world, he's a know-it-all elitist) to survive and get to the general. The fact he speaks fluent Mandarin will help with some voters and hurt with others.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHlXNFpr-s

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

because he is so utterly doomed it's probably better to think about what he is trying to do by running

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is socially conservative on guns and abortion, but he's moderate on immigration and environmental issues and otherwise seems decent and reasonable. Kind of can't help like a candidate who's fluent in Mandarin and who once played keys in a prog-rock band.

don't forget pro-civil union. Hunstman comes across as an intelligent, moderate, decent dude (outside of abortion), which of course means he'll never make it through the gauntlet of idiocy that will be the GOP primary. if he were somehow able to pull it off though i believe he would be far and away the biggest officially declared threat to Obama.

and while i would certainly fear what he and a (very possible) GOP House and Senate majority could do to choice, i have to wonder if he could make some kind of headway wrt environment and immigration simply by virtue of not being a Dem/ zomg socialist Kenyan...

je suis marxiste - tendence Groucho (will), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

Only Nixon could go to China. Only Huntsman could save the environment.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are nuts, huntsman is going nowhere

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

i also wonder if he's simply beefing up his name recognition for a 2016 run

je suis marxiste - tendence Groucho (will), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

I'm entirely fascinated to see how this all shakes out. If a Herman Cain or Michele Bachmann get through on the strength of their ability to whip up fevered and batshit partisanship and then go down in flames in the general, the GOP will finally split. Either the far right will take it over and the more trad Repubs will splinter off into a new party or the trad repubs will take it back and the far right will splinter off. I'm confident that a big GOP loss will result in a sizeable third party one way or the other. On the other hand, if a Mitt Romney makes it through and loses by a very small margin to Obama, I think the far right will absorb what's left of the common sense in the GOP and they'll become a spitting, snorting right-wing monolith that will have a hard time ever regaining power.

But I could be wrong.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

Cain has as much chance as Clarence Thomas.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

I know early polls never end up being right, but I just included him because of his current poll support. I don't think he has any real shot either.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are nuts, huntsman is going nowhere

You sound like Chris Matthews.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman won't be nominated, agreed. Could he have any effect on whoever does get the nomination? If non-starters like Bachmann and Santorum push the party right, can someone else who won't win bring them back some?

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

At this point he's just building name recognition to run again in four years, with his fingers crossed hoping that the tenor of the GOP changes enough by then that he can be feasible. Or he's delusional, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. xps

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/handmade-antiobama-sign-currently-frontrunner-for,20680/

Duke Manfist: Action Hero (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol well let me play chris matthews a little more, but i won't write in all-caps

it's a given at this point that the base wants The Crazy, the real qn to me is how close the Crazier candidates can get to the GOP donor class, or how nutty those folks themselves have become.

someone like cain gets people excited, but i doubt he'll ever have much in the way of resources. bachmann, who knows! maybe enough of the megadonors will think this is the moment for something wild.

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Well, TPM published that article yesterday that liberal sites went apeshit over: that GOP chair warning of the disaster to come if candidates endorse RyanCare.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

rick perry is nuts if he doesnt enter, frankly

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

not to be gabbenb up in this but huntsman, btw, is positioning himself very well for a hypothetical 2016 run after a successful barack obama 2nd term

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

rick perry is nuts if he doesnt enter, frankly

otm

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, hes nuts, period. but really nuts if he doesnt enter!

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

this is a weird little pre-emptive strike of a story about rick perry and gay rumors:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57381.html

one of those politico articles that makes me think *something else is going on here* but i cant really figure out what

original headline misspelled "aides" as "aids" which was vaguely lol, if nothing else

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

The crusted-over rumors….

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

via ethan: http://jonhuntsman.com/

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

heh, speaking of *something else is going on here*, ben smith:

The leak to the Daily Caller yesterday of glowing letters from Jon Huntsman to Barack Obama and Bill Clinton opened with an entertaining round of speculation. The obvious suspect, initially, was the White House:

“Need further proof that the White House fears Jon Huntsman? I think not,” a Huntsman ally was quoted as saying, and the Times speculated at some length on this possibility.

But the White House wouldn't have Clinton's letter. And my colleague, Josh Gerstein, notes letters to the president typically bear a stamp indicating the date of their receipt; this doesn't. Further, the Journal's Neil King noted identical hole punches in the Clinton and Obama letters, indicating they'd been stored together. The matching holes indicate a source on the sender's side.

That could point to Utah Gov. Gary Herbert, a Romney supporter whose spokesman told King he didn't have and didn't release the letters.

Further, a Utah state official told me today, it's unclear if the Utah State Archives have the letters — the archivist will check Monday — but these copies are "unlikely" to come from them. "The Daily Caller story showed the letters had been hole-punched and [the state archives] don't make any physical alterations like that to documents."

There are various other possibilities, and as the recipient of many leaks, I'd caution that you really never know. Reporters do get documents from janitors, summer interns and disgruntled relatives with obscure motives, for instance.

But in looking for a source with a motive, the evidence leaves what is, if nothing else, by far the most entertaining option: that Huntsman or — more likely — a stateside ally, playing three-dimensional chess, dumped them pre-emptively to the Caller. This would have been done both on the theory that they would eventually come out, and with an eye to furthering what is, after all, the strongest case for the Utahn, the strength of his general election candidacy.

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

It isn't plausible that the White House obtained the Clinton letter via Hillary?

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

all sorts of things are ~~plausible~~

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

I had never heard rick perry speak until a couple days ago and his cadence/accent/mannerisms are very very similar to george w bush. I can't see how this isn't a major problem

daria, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

it's not in the GOP primary

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t306/shakesville/missmeyet.jpg

Clay, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

I guess it's not much of an obstacle after 2010 (big win), but Perry couldn't even break 40% in his 2006 re-election. Even right-wing Texans don't particularly like him.

bill magill (milo z), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

this is a weird little pre-emptive strike of a story about rick perry and gay rumors:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57381.html

one of those politico articles that makes me think *something else is going on here* but i cant really figure out what

original headline misspelled "aides" as "aids" which was vaguely lol, if nothing else

― ☂ (max), Tuesday, June 21, 2011 7:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

I know someone who worked in the Austin statehouse, and the rumors I heard make it sound like this is basically an open secret there.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno, i think the party is ready

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno, i think the party is ready

― goole, Tuesday, June 21, 2081 6:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fixed

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol that took me a second

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

if the GOP noms a candidate with rumors like those, we'll finally get to see if the Dems have a Lee Atwater in them.

Euler, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Mark Penn. You might have already met him.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

huh, he's no lee atwater

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

lee atwater had appreciable skills and competencies

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

mark penn conducts sloppy polls and then creates a voting demographic that doesn't exist

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

These things are true. However, Mark Penn is a conniving son of a bitch and will be the first to introduce dirt into a campaign.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

Not surprising, Fox's "All Star Panel" is picking Huntsman apart.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

Chait's assessment seems pretty solid:

http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/90422/should-we-take-huntsman-seriously

Mark Penn...I haven't thought about that guy since 2008. Him, Terry McAuliffe, Lanny Davis--they're odious.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

Whatever Fox had to say about Huntsman, I'm sure it couldn't have been any snider than the post on Kos:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/06/21/987258/-Jon-Huntsman-2012-launches-with-a-yawnand-at-least-one-supporter?detail=hide&via=blog_1

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

When is Daily Kos NOT snide about everything ever?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

Hrm. My ex-fiancee who has since gone all right wing nutball just posted this on facebook with a "WOO-HOO!"

http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/21/thaddeus-mccotter-announcement-on-white-house-bid-soon/

So far, she hasn't said one word about the Huntsman link I posted today (the Sully column).

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

“If I run, I would be in to win.”

So he's taking political advice from Randy Jackson, apparently.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

olbermann asks guest on his show about something that bachmann got wrong recently
guest sez bachmann is the honey badger of the 2012 campaign. "she just doesn't care"

lol for real

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

HA

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

maddow played some excerpts of those huntsman campaign videos because she is a fan of 'american weirdness'

i hadn't bothered to pay attention but def looks like the kickoff of his campaign has been delightfully weird and awkward so now i'm interested

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

maddow on huntsman tonight was A+

Clay, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

i think his campaign is run by a bunch of stoners

or is this a west coast thing and i just don't get it

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

this is reminding me of the wes clark campaign

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

he will get about as far

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

wes clark creeped me out. yes credible alternative to the dean brigade not french like kerry electable friend of the clintons blablabla but i'm like HE IS SORTA CREEPY DO YOU NOT SEE

therefore, regular guys in scranton, pennsylvania will not vote for him and he'll lose the election

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

honestly the thing about huntsman is, how is he going to deal with the south carolina primary? in general, not wanting to be too personally critical of obama is not the problem, the problem is.. the internal party battles are the ones that really get ugly, does he realize that

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

he isn't going to have to worry about the south carolina primary if he places 6th in the first two

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

i think his campaign is run by a bunch of stoners

or is this a west coast thing and i just don't get it

― daria-g, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 10:14 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"This whole campaign's going to be mellow," said Huntsman adviser John Weaver, who conceded that that wasn't entirely in character for Weaver or the rest of Huntsman's staff, who would make mellow "a goal."

☂ (max), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

he's basically jim zorn isn't he

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

i want him to conduct the entire campaign in mandarin

☂ (max), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

'the way obama is handling the economy, we're all going to be speaking chinese soon'

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

'so I'm just gonna start now'

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

'and for the rest of the campaign'

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

'that's how bad the economy is'

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/09/12/PH2009091202827.jpg

huntsman 2012 "stay medium"

daria-g, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

Taibbi's story on Michelle Bachmann

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Comment on that piece:

I saw the mention about Bachmann getting a tax law degree after getting her JD from Regent. However, she claims she got the tax law degree from William & Mary, which does not now and has never had such a degree.

Just another stupid lie!

Ugh, I wish this meme would disappear. W&M no longer offers this degree, but it used to. There's no reason to believe she's making this up.

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Thursday, 23 June 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

(I mean, there's already plenty to criticize her for...)

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Thursday, 23 June 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

Cooper, a fluent Mandarin-speaker and American University grad-student, told me that he’s a “Huntsman hipster—I liked Huntsman before it was cool.”

http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/90460/gop-campaign-jon-huntsman?page=0,0

Beyond the bus, it’s not yet clear Huntsman has a real base for his presidential run.

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

A Republican campaign veteran tells us that Texas Governor Rick Perry has decided to run for President, though the official word from Team Perry is still a definite maybe.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304569504576403751413473280.html

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/119810_o.gif

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

I caught most of Bachmann on Fox's Sunday show this morning. Putting aside the actual content of whatever she's saying at any given moment, it's obvious that she's a thousand times more saleable than Palin in a general. (Please understand that I'm merely talking about the rudiments of being able to talk coherently.) Serious question: if Romney wins the nomination, would he ever end up giving the VP slot to her? He'd have to do something to pacify his party's base, but would Bachmann doom him with the rest of the country--or is she just saleable enough to get by?

clemenza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Obama-Bachmann

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

he can pacify his party's base by not being a black democrat

iatee, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think bachmann vp is the risk of alienating swing voters the way palin did

iatee, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

Wanna bet? I trust Minnesotans outside District 6 will find myriad ways to fuck with her and send it national.

chavatar (suzy), Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

er my previous sentence was missing a "worth" between "is" and "the"

iatee, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/06/bachmann.jpg

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

lotta people making a big effort to talk themselves into bachmann atm, she is irl too out there tho

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

sweet 80s one earring style tho

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

xpost: I'm sure she is, but I'm just wondering if she'll benefit from Palin setting the bar so low that Romney could thread the needle between keeping the crazies happy and lulling enough of the middle into not paying close attention to her.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

the media loves crazy people and would make her the focus of the race

iatee, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Meaning, you don't think she could slip under the radar. You may be right.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah who knows, i think tho a real hurdle for all lunatic politicians out there is the media really enjoys covering crazy, theres also a sexist slant where crazy lady plays particularly well xp

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

yes, why would the media cover possible solutions to our doomsday problems when they can dote on one nut?

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

the interesting dynamic is if the sizable chunk of the gop base that loves crazy really gets behind her it could get mad real real fast, she could conceivably win the nomination

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda think theyll pull back before they reach the ledge, but bachmann has a shot if she can really stir up their persecution complex, she also has to manage to not seem too crazy which wont be easy

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

yes, why would the media cover possible solutions to our doomsday problems when they can dote on one nut?

― joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol were talking abt the same media here right

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

lotta people making a big effort to talk themselves into bachmann atm

― ice cr?m, Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:13 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i think i was just doing this

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

I hate to break this to you, but I think the media is in it to make money, and coverage of Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin pulls in bigger audiences than panel discussions of climate change or the ramifications of Greek default. You can rail against that, but that's just the way it is. I won't even attempt to lie: I'd rather watch the crazy-lady coverage myself.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

from your safe Canadian distance

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, it's paradise here. If the world economy collapses or calamitous climate change takes hold, we luckily won't be affected.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

still keeping an eye on pawlenty, it's so early, but I wonder who chris christie endorses and if their love of union busting will win more of the base over. I just can't see bachmann raising the money in the long run but she does work really hard..

daria, Sunday, 26 June 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

vote for me
http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/06/bachmann.jpg
we will win together

bachmann '12

Z S, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

curse you, technology, for making us able to capture images with this kind of definition!

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Michele_Bachmann_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

if this doesn't freak you out, right click and open it in a new tab

Z S, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/108235442.jpg%3Fw%3D420

Likewise...

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

eh, neither of those are anywhere near approaching the horrific experience that is the shot on the red bg up there.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Monday, 27 June 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, well okay. right click on this one, Fever.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Michele_Bachmann_2011_Shankbone.JPG

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5126/screenshot20110626at110.png

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

MY NIGHTMARES FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS EFF YOU

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Monday, 27 June 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

Feel kind of weird picking on the only [declared] female candidate, so here's Willard.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1391/screenshot20110626at111.png

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, fair enough, nobody looks good with a camera two inches from their face. Still, those Bachmann pics are scarily similar to this:

http://awkwardpress.com/wp-content/uploads/dern-scary.jpg

Have not gotten over my dancing phase (Dan Peterson), Monday, 27 June 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

how long can rick perry wait til announce before it's (effectively) 'too late'?

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'm wondering if we're already getting there

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

I read somewhere like July 15.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

I can't remember who said that or why though. Something about filing paperwork.

And then there was this:

The Texas governor and potential Republican presidential candidate drew few laughs on Thursday, when he attempted to make a joke at a Latino convention about the pronunciation of a Latino official's name.

Perry said it was perfect to appoint Jose Cuevas to the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission because his name is similar to the tequila brand Jose Cuervo.

Crickets.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

x-post re Bachmann:

Didn't see the Fox interview, just read this at the Washington Monthly blog :

Wallace noted that “the rap” on Bachmann is that she has “a history of questionable statements.” After noting just a couple of recent examples, Wallace paused, thought about how best to phrase the question, and asked the right-wing congresswoman, “Are you a flake?”

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

His boot-licking apology was something he never would have given a Dem candidate.

frogbs went a-courtin' (WmC), Monday, 27 June 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

Roger Ailes probably threatened to sit on him.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

itlll be fun to have a secessionist in the race, im sure the other candidates are v much looking forward to asking him abt that

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe they can all walk out of the Convention and keep Romney off the ballot in texas.

Sorta happened to Truman like that.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann, who grew up in Waterloo, said that she was proud to share the city's heritage with its native son John Wayne. "That's the kind of spirit I have too." Unfortunately, the John Wayne who is from Waterloo is the dreaded clown-costumed serial killer of 33 boys and young men in Chicago, John Wayne Gacy. Ah politics.

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaaa

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

i have to say, as someone who has been passingly familiar with bachmann for a long time now just through local osmosis, seeing pictures like this is still really really freaky

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/Michele%20Bachmann%20in%20Iowa%20-%20Jeff%20Haynes%20Reuters%20-%20banner.jpg

president!

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

campaign delivers out of the gate

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

will not believe that Gacy story til I hear the audio

(still, u guys and Matt Taibbi are worried about this one?)

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

sort of? i'm almost certain that the GOP big money people want an off-the-rack candidate who can win, not an off-the-chain one who can't. but not entirely certain, depends on what happens in iowa. the voting base is not in the mood for boredom.

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

as to the veracity of that, take it from the moonies:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsLfL9vMaUY

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like she can't spell michelle correctly

damn it. i hear mascherano cherry looking to fuck him up, too. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

You'd prob have to blame her parents for that.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Her other L was abducted and buried underneath Marion Morrison's house.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

(still, u guys and Matt Taibbi are worried about this one?)

― joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Monday, June 27, 2011 3:06 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah im basically with you here, its just the other candidates are also v flawed, its gotta be someone

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I am just following her campaign for sweet belly lols

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

i mean id say romney if he wasnt a mormon socialist who happens to also be a not v good politician, idk

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

mitt is secretly just as funny as bachmann, watch him try to interact with people and look comfortable, he can't do it

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

like Obama!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

ts: pitbull w/ lipstick vs woman with the heart of a raping, murdering clown

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

'worried' prob not the right term - of all the people with any sliver of a chance she's the least likely to beat obama

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

none of them have a fucking prayer. so let's get on the LOLtrain

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

xp: however, I am worried she may show up on my front door in a clown suit and rape and murder me, as that is the spirit she shares

I'm sorry this shit is amusing me so fucking much

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

have you checked the unemployment statistics lately shakes

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Obama has reasonable social skills, he is a prett relaxed guy on the campaign trail, mitt is like a character on curb your enthusiasm

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

if romney gets the nomination and goes between two chants: "jobs jobs jobs jobs" and "I am a businessman. I am a businessman" - I think there is zero chance he would lose. I think their campaign will be less well managed tho.

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2011/05/romney-smile-professional-cropped-proto-custom_1.jpg

what is it with MA and an infatuation with politicians who are part Frankenstein

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

eh w/unemployment where its at the only reason obama has a chance is because the republicans somehow cant produce a single half decent candidate, really blowing a golden opportunity here doodz

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

except the base of the GOP hates Romney! Romney gets the nom = third party run that splits the GOP base = Obama wins

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Tea Party doodz are NOT gonna turn out for Romney

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

tea party doodz hate the black dude even more. they settled for mccain pretty quickly and he was even more disliked.

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

curious to see how gop voters are gonna value electability here, like obvs we all know theres a huge wingnut tea party cohort, but are there enough less insane republicans to pull them back from the edge

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'm kinda depressed that Mitt's hair less impressive than in 2007.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

mitt is such a penis

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

shuttlecock you mean

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I think the likelihood of there being a 3rd party tea party split is gonna matter on how strong romney/whoever is looking - if it looks pretty clear that they'll lose the election then they might as well go for the crazy w/ their vote. but I'd be surprised if it ends up that a split *costs* them the election.

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://grabby.tinygrab.com/cCng

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

tea party doodz hate the black dude even more. they settled for mccain pretty quickly and he was even more disliked.

a) McCain's preceded the Tea Party b) McCain lost

do keep up

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

"McCain's run"

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

crazy people didn't just appear out of nowhere shakey

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

Romney will say what he has to in order to appease the Tea Partiers during the primary process

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

no, but the political apparatus and electoral power currently underpinning the Tea Party developed post-Obama's election. do you guys even remember four years ago? sheesh

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Romney will say what he has to in order to appease the Tea Partiers during the primary process

dude is so inept, he won't be able to appease anybody

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

healthcare, plutocrat, mormon, etc

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

yeah ill believe an intra-party insurgency when i see it, conservatives are at heart conformists, thats like what it means

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

like, he can't magically undo any of that shit, most of the Tea Party's hatred of him is already a foregone conclusion

xp

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

"the tea party" is not a real thing, the right wing always falls into line, they will vote for mitt if they have to

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

yeah ill believe an intra-party insurgency when i see it, conservatives are at heart conformists, thats like what it means

except when they vote for Ross Perot. or throw out party leadership and run primary challenges etc

xp

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

xp

Republican candidates have a pretty good track record of mollifying the base during the primaries then swerving over to mollify the independents in the general. Mitt would be just the kind of eel to do this stunt properly. All the others would be game to try it. and might pull it off. Dole was the last guy who insisted on retaining a shred of integrity on this question.

Also, remember that it is all about electoral college votes, and rural USA has a decided advantage in presidential politics because of this. Obama is no shoo-in.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

except when they vote for Ross Perot. or throw out party leadership and run primary challenges etc

― winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, June 27, 2011 4:07 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reasonable point, tho contesting primaries and running a third party pesidential candidate thusly insuring gop defeat are imo in diff leagues, and while a lot of republicans did vote perot his running wasnt really based on any popular moment, just a weird rich dude

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

wasnt really based on any popular moment, just a weird rich dude

oh come on

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

if Ron Paul had a zillion dollars he could split the vote but otherwise ngh

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

comparing national politics now to perot-years is far more misleading than comparing the politics in "pre-tea party" 2008 and "post-tea party" 2012

iatee, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

The vaguely unknown X-factor in all this is this sense of resentment I can sense from a lot of the base types -- think the RedState/HotAir wing -- that they've been taken for granted and jerked around and etc. by all those awful RINOs over the years and this time it'll be DIFFERENT and so forth. An old story on either side of the aisle, obviously, but the posturing this time around seems pretty extreme this far out from any votes being cast.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

'd be surprised if it ends up that a split *costs* them the election.

Isn't the GOP M.O. solely "Get Obama out of office"? I can't imagine why at the very least in this case they wouldn't just have "Tea Party" printed on all the GOP nom's banners.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

I only brought up Perot in light of the "conservatives are conformists/always fall in line" angle, which is just incorrect. (see also Goldwater...)

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't the GOP M.O. solely "Get Obama out of office"? I can't imagine why at the very least in this case they wouldn't just have "Tea Party" printed on all the GOP nom's banners.

because the Tea Party is all about IDEOLOGICAL PURITY

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Republican candidates have a pretty good track record of mollifying the base during the primaries then swerving over to mollify the independents in the general. Mitt would be just the kind of eel to do this stunt properly.

― Aimless, Monday, June 27, 2011 4:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh thats whatd youd think, but hes really quite horrible at the whole mollifying thing, and hes had ample opportunity - mitt at first glance seems kinda liek the ultimate robo candidate, and tbh thats prob his problem, like it is possible to overestimate the publics appetite for being manipulated by guys w/unflinching hair, you gotta have some sort of personality swag juice charisma humanity or w/e

that being said its possible he ends up as the next president, but that has more to do w/the current circumstances than mitt particularly

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

I only brought up Perot in light of the "conservatives are conformists/always fall in line" angle, which is just incorrect. (see also Goldwater...)

― winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, June 27, 2011 4:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh goldwater when did he run against george washington lololol, you may have a point w/perot, but unless theres some greater pattern hes an outlier

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Trump = Perot

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

it would be truly the most hilarious thing if trump played gop nadar this time around

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

he would be a terrible Nader, no one wants to vote for him

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

He has already refused that cup. Trump never was serious anyway. It was pure opportunism.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

come on he just needs to peel off a few vote here n there!

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

TRUMP 2012 THE MOVEMENT STARTS HERE

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

SarahPalinUSA Sarah Palin
*sigh* media making things up again MT @POLITICO2012: Sarah Palin reaching out to IOWA operatives http://politi.co/j9kQko by@maghabepolitico
1 minute ago

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

*sigh*

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

there they go again

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't Gore get flayed because he *sighed* during the first debate in 2000?

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

except the base of the GOP hates Romney! Romney gets the nom = third party run that splits the GOP base = Obama wins

I can't see this happening. As much as they might hate Romney, they hate Obama much more; as I said on some other thread months ago, at a certain point the instinct survival takes over, and most Republicans will swallow whatever they have to to win, even if it means voting for Romney. (I've wavered back and forth about four times on whether he can actually win the nomination.) I agree with iatee: if Romney's the nominee, I think Obama's in major, major trouble, unless there's some miraculous and inexplicable 180 on the economy. (And I don't think "trending in the right direction" will be worth a whole lot, either.) A spectacular mismatch in the debates could conceivably help, but that's the thing: I can't see Romney fluffing up a debate too badly.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

The GOP base really didn't care for McCain either.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Gore sighed, H.W. looked at his watch, McCain grimaced a lot (and never looked in Obama's direction for at least the first debate); these are the things people take out of a presidential debate. ("Debate.")

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

And Bush Jr. kept talking to ghosts and wondered about Poland. I used to think debates made a difference until that year.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

at a certain point the instinct survival takes over, and most Republicans will swallow whatever they have to to win

this didn't happen in the '10 primary challenges btw - they happily ran candidates that had no prayer of winning the general election

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

The GOP base really didn't care for McCain either.

exactly - and look how he barnstormed to victory

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

also yeah nobody cares about debates. everybody just insists their side won.

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

this didn't happen in the '10 primary challenges btw - they happily ran candidates that had no prayer of winning the general election

― winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, June 27, 2011 4:54 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

and they cleaned house anyway! i love all the freaky marginalia of conservatism as much as the next guy (who doesn't have to live amongst it). let's not oversell it all. yet.

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

they didn't clean house, they didn't even win the Senate

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

The liberal-scaring kooks lost in '10.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

I think there's a difference between off-year and presidential elections. I think parties--or at least the Republicans--are much more inclined to roll the dice in off years. If you look at their nominees going back to Goldwater, has there been a surprise?

I think debates matter in one way: for people like Reagan, Clinton, Obama, and others, they allow a large chunk of people the chance to get comfortable the idea of voting for that person. That, and the occasional gaffe, like Ford and Poland. As for making points and winning arguments, I agree with you, they're quickly forgotten.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

'10 was hardly some spectacular electoral anomaly - sitting prez always loses seats, moreso in the House than the Senate etc. If the Tea Party had played ball and, for instance, not handed a primary victory Christine O'Donnell, they would have actually won even MORE seats

xp

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

"comfortable with"

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

The liberal-scaring kooks lost in '10.

which is my point - the Tea Party won't accept anyone who is NOT a liberal-scaring kook, and they are more than happy to vote for them even when they have no chance of winning. Like I said upthread, ideological purity is what matters to them, not winning elections.

xp

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

But getting Obama out of the White House matters a great deal to them--more even than ideological purity, I'd say. We'll see.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

What I'm saying is, Obama was going to be president either way after 2010. This time, I think the Tea Party will be a little more focussed.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

but to them Mitt Romney is no better than Obama, so why would they support him. he's for a gov't takeover of healthcare too!

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

shakey, you keep leaning on two things: that the crazies are in charge, and they will sink any chance of offing Obama next year. i don't think we really have enough data to know either one for certain yet.

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I think they can stomach Romney a bit more. I can think think of at least a couple of things he's not.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

The Tea Party's strength was mostly loaned to them by the power of organizations like Fox News. The GOP power brokers and money-centers will be more focussed on the WH in 2012. Whoever gets the nomination, the GOP message from these sources will be all anti-Obama by a wide margin, ideological purity will not get much play, except if the base gets feisty and needs soothing.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Roger Ailes himself recently publicly bemoaned the lack of credible GOP candidates

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

and the base is ALL feistiness at this point

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

which is like Stalin bemoaning the lack of credible generals.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you for jumping in. As soon as I read my last post, I started counting the seconds till Morbius or Alfred jumped in with "A war criminal?"

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

I wasn't at all talking about Obama!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Groups like the Tea Party are always at risk of imagining themselves as the political norm. So you get the idea of the moral/silent majority, the 'everyone I speak to agrees' and most relevantly 'if the GOP had ran a real conservative, he would have won'. Which could mean that if the Republicans follow the rational course and run a candidate with wide appeal the the TPers will see it as a gift to Obama. Whether they would rock the boat in this election is doubtful, but a second victory for Obama will (perversely) justify their belief that the secret to Conservative victory is to push as far to the right as possible. It's hard to imagine an actual schism, but it's fun to dream.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

surely I don't have to explain the Ailes-Stalin analogy

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I know--I got the Ailes joke. I just meant as a general observation on Obama.

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

I was gonna say "Christian" re: things Romney is not lol

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://pewresearch.org/assets/publications/1717-1.png

^^^see evangelical results

winoa ryder sexes creatures of the night (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 June 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

"White mainline"? Would that be junkies?

clemenza, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

I would hazard a guess that some people who accept that Obama is a Christian refuse to believe that Romney is one as well.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 June 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann just asserted to George Stephanopoulos that John Quncy Adams was a "Founding Father" who worked "tirelessly" as his father's secretary to end slavery.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

That's at least the second time she's made that remark.

jaymc, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:02 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann: Well if you look at one of our Founding Fathers, John Quincy Adams, that’s absolutely true. He was a very young boy when he was with his father serving essentially as his father’s secretary. He tirelessly worked throughout his life to make sure that we did in fact one day eradicate slavery….

Stephanopoulos: He wasn’t one of the Founding Fathers – he was a president, he was a Secretary of State, he was a member of Congress, you’re right he did work to end slavery decades later. But so you are standing by this comment that the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery?
Bachmann: Well, John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era. He was a young boy but he was actively involved.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

She would have saved herself a lot of trouble if she'd dropped the adverb "tirelessly" and said "the Framers agonized over the legitimizing of slavery in the Constitution."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

"a part of the revolutionary war era," lol

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

pewter was also part of the revolutionary war era

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

and typhoid

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

funny hats

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

the song "yankee doodle"

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

has bachmann even seen the john adams mini series

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

also im completely baffled as to what the circumstances were that theyed be having this discussion

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

this is like a new thing, maybe...? playing gotcha w/ revo war facts, trying to indict them for their lack of american history?

remy bean, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

next up, some pundit's gonna get into it with Romney over whether Thomas Jefferson invented vanilla ice cream or vanilla frozen custard

remy bean, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

TJ didn't invent that. He brought the recipe back from Paris.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

this is like a new thing, maybe...? playing gotcha w/ revo war facts, trying to indict them for their lack of american history?

The new thing for politicians is to cite the Framers to support any boneheaded theory.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

i do like the idea of the founding fathers working tirelessly to eradicate slavery, like there they sit late into the night quill in hand candle flickering before a draft of the constitution attempting to insert a paragraph or even just a simple sentence outlawing slavery, but theres simply no room for it, not even in the margins, thomas jefferson clenches his fists in frustration, george washington slumps into his chair, john quincy adams morosely plays w/one of those olde timey stick and hoop toys

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

thomas jefferson unlocks his slave quarters, working tirelessly to free his own slaves, theyre all, no way

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

haha

little john q jumping at the table, trying to point at something, nobody pays attention

~edgy~ (goole), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iokxVPbLDY8/TLB9yK6L0qI/AAAAAAAAGPE/fHuW1IIGYDE/s1600/John+Quincy+Adams.jpg

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Slavery… In my Virginia?

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

GOOD DAY SIR!

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

(Yes, I know he was from Massachusetts.)

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder what the Tea Partiers think of the Articles of Confederation?

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

The new thing for politicians is to cite the Framers to support any boneheaded theory.

bachmann's response to questions about 2012 was a v concise statement about how, what people want & what america needs is a constitutionalist, & to get back to that spirit, someone who interprets it v faithfully etc etc etc. and it's just invoking it, or mentioning the framers, however incorrectly or inappropriately, to create this imagined harmony between her & the constitution and to suggest a huge division between this administration and the constitution.

i think there was a news story about a sixth-grader who challenged her to a debate on the constitution in light of her misremembrances of its content.

xxxxps

devoted to boats (schlump), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

When she becomes President I hope she will create a national holiday known as "little boy John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery day"

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

little boy john quincy adams donated all the money in his piggy bank to end slavery but sadly it was not enough

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

Did her brain conflate Adams' battle against the gag order in the House with misremembered shit she heard about his father? Did she confuse him with John Adams? It's such a strange example. It's like she thought, "Let me show how smart I am by citing a near forgotten president."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

sixth-grader john quincy adams challenges thomas jefferson to debate on slavery

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://face2face.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/14/blog_adams_young_2.jpg

^^^^ look at him, already worn from thinking tirelessly about slavery.,

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

??

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/tracy%20jefferson.jpg

~edgy~ (goole), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

He spit out the dick of slavery

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

a little johnny, if you will

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

i think there was a news story about a sixth-grader who challenged her to a debate on the constitution in light of her misremembrances of its content.

IIRC, it was a 16-year-old, but yeah.

jaymc, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

i misremembered the content

devoted to boats (schlump), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

fact-checking Web site Politifact has rated 16 things Bachmann has said as either “false” or even worse — “pants on fire,” a sum total that suggests she could well be an opposition researcher’s dream.

Schieffer tried a similar line of questioning but was unable to get past Bachmann’s talking points. “I don’t believe you answered” the question, he said to Bachmann at one point.

The two appearances are instructive. Even when Bachmann is confronted by her past statements, she’s entirely capable of deflecting the question and changing the subject, a quality marking great politicians.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/can-michele-bachmann-headline/2011/06/27/AG8q97oH_blog.html

Great.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

The two appearances are instructive. Even when Bachmann is confronted by her past statements, she’s entirely capable of deflecting the question and changing the subject, a quality marking great politicians, and guys who live in vans.

~edgy~ (goole), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

The whole gag rule thing; does she acknowledge that JQA petitioned to dissolve the Union. What does she think of that?

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

'a quality marking great politicians' loll

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

thomas jefferson unlocks his slave quarters, working tirelessly to free his own slaves, theyre all, no way

― ☂ (max), Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:58 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Michele Bachmann is another candidate that won't float with party leaders not because of insanity, but because she won't win her home state.

chavatar (suzy), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how much of a difference that even makes anymore. I doubt Romney has a lock on Massachusetts and Michigan would still be up in the air.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

I sincerely doubt he would win Michigan.

I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

is there a site where you can play around with electoral vote totals

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

this is the worst rotisserie baseball thread ever

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

found it

http://www.270towin.com/

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.270towin.com/

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

whatever gets you thru the Endtimes, right?

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

I sincerely doubt he would win Michigan.

Glad to hear it. I just know he's family there too and you never know when the Nugent Brigade takes over.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

obama had a 32% approval rating in michigan back in february, despite saving the auto industry

☂ (max), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

As long as the Nugent-brigade are still outnumbered by the blue-collar Catholic ex-auto worker union brigade, I can breathe a little easier.

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

I just picture everyone having left Michigan by 2012, leaving only behind civilian militias patrolling the streets of New New Baltimore, machine guns raised out of archaic Cameros.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Just sent her some Gore Vidal essays on the Adams', so she'll be clued up in no time.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha yeah – Vidal wrote quite a bit about the Adams Family.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

this is the worst rotisserie baseball thread ever

― joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:45 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

there is nothing about this that did not make me lol.

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

And now, someone has tried to edit the Wikipedia page for John Quincy Adams, to make him a founding father: John Quincy Adams - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The Bachmannized version:

‘John Quincy Adams”’ ({{IPAc-en|John_Quincy_Adams_pron.ogg|ˈ|k|w|ɪ|n|z|i}}; July 11, 1767{{ndash}} February 23, 1848), a founding father, was the [[List of Presidents of the United States|sixth]] [[President of the United States]] (1825–1829).

The current revision:

John Quincy Adams”’ ({{IPAc-en|John_Quincy_Adams_pron.ogg|ˈ|k|w|ɪ|n|z|i}}; July 11, 1767{{ndash}} February 23, 1848) was the [[List of Presidents of the United States|sixth]] [[President of the United States]] (1825–1829).

Via http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/38811_Michele_Bachmann_(R-Mars)_Refuses_to_Admit_She_Was_Wrong_About_Founding_Fathers

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

it was pretty funny hearing about the palin followers doing that, editing paul revere pages, first time around, but the idea that people are routinely going to head straight to wikipedia to promulgate falsehoods & corroborate slip-ups is really really really p worrying? & like just IS like plotwise, quite 1984, whether or not we want to throw 'orwellian' around. like i don't know where your guiding justification is when you start fucking with this stuff.

devoted to boats (schlump), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

~the human animal~

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

dollars to donuts the wiki edits are internet jokesters

☂ (max), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

yah i was thinking the same

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

Tom Petty vs Michele Bachmann

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Coming off the heels of this non-news.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

Tom Petty is an imbecile.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann's met her match, then?

Aimless, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

06.28.11 — 11:20PM

NEW NEW HAMPSHIRE POLL
There's a new New Hampshire poll out tonight from Suffolk. And the big story is Michele Bachmann. Romney remains in the lead with 36%. Bachmann takes 11%. But that's up 8 percentage points from May. And everyone else is in single digits.

Actually, that understates the drop off. Ron Paul has 8%. From there you drop down to non-candidate Rudy Giuliani at 5%. Huntsman and Palin at 4%. Pawlenty, Gingrich and Cain each at a micronious 2%.

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

I can't wait to see how getting rid of minimum wage saves the job market. Finally we can be competitive with the Chinese manufacturing market.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Next stop, work groups? Dying to ask her if all these notional wage slaves can stay in FEMA camps; gotta live somewhere...

chavatar (suzy), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

I enjoy watching every new GOP candidate getting tons of press because the current field is total shit.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Have you heard about all the money her husband took from Medicaid for his Christian counseling clinic?

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

I lol at the people who want Chris Christie to win/think he has a shot at winning.

online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

(xpost) Oh yeah, and "quality Christian counseling" = the whole "ex-gay" thing.

Have not gotten over my dancing phase (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

Tea Party hypocrisy shocker.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

so . . . s palin: official candidate?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/sarah-palin/8606963/Sarah-Palin-will-run-for-White-House-in-2012.html

sullivan might not survive this

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

so excited!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

squee

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

Sarah Palin will run for the White House in 2012 and conduct an "unorthodox, grassroots campaign the likes of which you've never seen", the man organising her campaign in Iowa said.

!!!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

I assumed she was already running...?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh this news makes me very happy.

unless she and bachmann cancel each other out, allowing electable romney to squeek thru to the nomination.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

that article is just some guy speculating

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

He added: “I can’t see her sitting this one out. The stakes are too high. It goes back to 1940. Can you see Churchill sitting it out? It’s unthinkable. Can you see George Washington in 1776 sitting it out? Unthinkable.

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

Mr Singleton, 56, tall and urbane, is a key backer of Mrs Palin. He represents the national Organize4Palin group and has built a network of support in Republican circles for the former Alaska governor. Although he was standing about 20 yards from Mrs Palin as he talked, Mr Singleton insisted he had never met or spoken to her.

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

that article is just some guy speculating

cut it out, mr. buzzkill.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

intrade has her running at 26.5...seems about right. at this point if she does run, it'll be just to stay on tv.

iatee, Thursday, 30 June 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

Sarah Palin knows the value of teasing us over the announcement: it is worth millions of dollars worth of free extra publicity. With Bachmann officially in the race, she needs to steal as much of Michele's thunder as she can.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Plz plz plz let them debate each other!

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

tall AND urbane!

Z S, Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann burn in overdrive:
http://teamcoco.com/video/michele-bachman-history-channel

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

I seriously don't see how a person who resigned her governorship mid-term without giving an actual reason can really run for President. Even the most hopeful Palin supporter has to feel like that was game-set-match for Presidential aspirations, right? Even in a primary her opponents would eat her alive over that one.

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh where is Timecop when we need him

hyman lee roth (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

I seriously don't see how a person who resigned her governorship mid-term without giving an actual reason can really run for President

reminds me that, aside from bachmann, none of the "major" gop hopefuls are current officeholders. v odd.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

uabiho, you appear not to appreciate the fully magical being that is Sarah Palin. In the minds of her ardent followers, a little thing like quitting a governorship for no apparent reason does not disqualify her from pursuing the presidency. For them she is an idol, and her very being is full of potency and endless charm. Her actions are made right in their eyes by the mere fact they emanated from her.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but there aren't enough of them to give her the nomination, let alone make her president. people who can't afford to quit their jobs are going to be very, very receptive to a narrative in which somebody quits a cush government job so she can just sit back and tally up donations all day

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

If Palin runs, it won't be about winning, but about accumulating and retaining power over her claque, who now provide her with a very tidy living, based on the delusions she feeds them. She acts more like a cult leader than a politician.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

I really think that w/ the right puppetmasters she could have been where bachmann is right now.

iatee, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

eg bachmann's an idiot but she's a better politician and a better speaker than palin

Clay, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

I was very unimpressed with her in the CNN debate, where she usually ignored the details of the questions and gave a stock response on the topic (yes it's common for pols to do this, but it was very obvious). I don't see her having any chance.

little mushroom person (abanana), Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

I really think that w/ the right puppetmasters she could have been where bachmann is right now.

― iatee, Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

she had the best puppetmasters in the game!!

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

one thing i learned from 08 was to reaaaally distrust british newspapers on american politics. it's a dump zone for rumors you can't get to work stateside.

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

This dumb family:

Bristol is more than happy to reveal what she thinks about someone who has announced they are running, Michele Bachmann, who Bristol believes has stolen her mom's look!

"I think she dresses a lot like my mom," Bristol tells me. "But a lot, a lot of women have done that the last few years. I do think it's odd, you know, seeing people with red blazers with their hair up with glasses."

Bristol added a giggle before continuing her thought about Bachmann, a Congresswoman from Minnessota. "I don't know if she's wearing glasses but you want to be hummmm, do you think that people don't notice you're dressing like my mom?"

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

brit newspapers are the go-to source for 2007 clerical exchanges between potential republican presidential nominee sarah palin & her staff, iirc, goole
xp

devoted to boats (schlump), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

she had the best puppetmasters in the game!!

― ~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, June 30, 2011 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago)

I dunno it seems to me that post-campaign her biggest problem is that she's actually in charge of the decisions she makes

iatee, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

exactly

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

ugh, that interview excerpt makes it sound like Bristol has a crush on her mom

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

And that would surprise you...how?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

the slashfic no one asked for

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

DJP hasn't seen Shemale_Sarah_Palin_fucking_her_daughter_Bristol_Palin.jpg?

blended haircrüt (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

why on earth would I willingly see anything remotely like that

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

the slashfic no one asked forDJP demanded

"I can't believe this," said Governor Palin. "How many times do I have to call ahead to make sure that everybody gets a separate room?"
"I'm sorry, Governor," said the clerk, clicking his pen nervously against the counter of the Holiday Inn Express in Council Bluffs. "But we're booked up. There's an airshow in Omaha this weekend."
"At the very least," replied the Governor, "I need a room with two beds."
"Ma'am," said the clerk, "I'd help if I could, but--"
"It's all right, mom," Bristol piped up from the reception area, lifting her face from a copy of Us weekly. "If we have to share a bed tonight, it's no big deal."

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

I never had the choice.

xpost

blended haircrüt (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/graham_chapman_colonel.jpg

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

"Bristol, hon." Palin inched closer to her daughter and began to rub her back. "If you let Mommy share your bed, she'll share her milk with you."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

:[

blended haircrüt (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

I really wish I had not posted that quote now.

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0&feature=related

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

DJP hasn't seen Shemale_Sarah_Palin_fucking_her_daughter_Bristol_Palin.jpg?

― blended haircrüt (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
why on earth would I willingly see anything remotely like that

― DJP, Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

this is just not the dan i've come to know and love.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

the photo-referenced facial expressions alone make it worth the look

the presidential candidate inside me (WmC), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Shemale incest pr0n between irritating ppl is not in my wheelhouse.

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

was there seriously a Shemale_Sarah_Palin_fucking_her_daughter_Bristol_Palin.jpg in addition to Shemale_Sarah_Palin_fucking_shemale_Tina_Fey.jpg

A B C, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

i'm asking for work

A B C, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

saw it on maxs tumblr iirc

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

what the

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

what happened to you, man? you used to be cool.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

here u go http://celebraterickysargulesh.tumblr.com/post/6599347668/seriously-nsfw

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

brb

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

this is making me all nostalgic for the comparatively innocent "manga girl grows recursive series of dicks" animated GIF

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IqWOPMHbs0E/SRg89DNp26I/AAAAAAAABSE/-aKk45Tv464/s400/crying_indian.jpg

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

^OTFM

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

a few things:

1. thank God for smartphones, I'd have gotten instafired had I looked at that on my work computer
2. lolololololololololololololololololol at everything about that picture
3. additionally, lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

'for custom work' really puts it over the top

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason this is reminding me of that guy who showed up one day on ile complaining that all the incest porn he could find on the internet was SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

i think his name was ned something.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

hello im contacting you today to ask if its possible to have your excellent work Shemale_Sarah_Palin_fucking_her_daughter_Bristol_Palin.jpg rendered in a simpsons style illustration, thank you in advance

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

So Bachmann's been making money from both fed farm subsidies and from medicare(family owned counseling center or something). Big shocker- who would have thought she was a hypocrite?

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Does her husband preside over that shifty anti-gay counseling?

chavatar (suzy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

apparently

DJP, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Marcus Bachmann's Bachmann & Associates clinic -- a Christian counseling service with offices in Lake Elmo and Burnsville -- collected six-figure annual sums, and state records show Marcus Bachmann, a clinical psychologist, also applied for and received $24,000 in federal and state grants to provide mental health and chemical dependency treatment with the provision that the money not be used for religious activities.

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/politics/congress/Bachmann-Clinic%3A-http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/politics/congress/Bachmann-Clinic%3A-37K-Gov't-Funds-Annually-jun-29-201137K-Gov't-Funds-Annually-jun-29-2011

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/29/MNV01K4EHK.DTL

There's $259,000 in federal subsidies paid since 1995 to a family farm of which Bachmann is a part owner. ...

Bachmann maintains that none of the farm subsidies wound up in her pocket, although she reported the income on her congressional financial disclosure forms. ...

Asked Monday about commodity subsidies for the Wisconsin family farm, she insisted that "none of the income goes to my husband and I. All of the income goes to the farm."

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

tbh there's nothing especially 'hypocritical' about this. you run a business, you take the money.

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

Except maybe for her Congressional salary, how does her taking this money square with her speeches-

Campaigning in South Carolina on Wednesday, Bachmann fired up a crowd in Lexington with vows to trim government, saying the nation can't afford "four more years of unrestricted spending."

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

She and her hubby didn't have to apply for federal grants or subsidies

curmudgeon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

Your new nominee for president...Thad McCotter!

McCotter is little known to Republicans nationally, but has a strong following among the conservative media in-crowd. Andrew Breitbart gushed about a potential McCotter candidacy to POLITICO in May, calling him “blunt, sarcastic, pop-culture-savvy, constitutionally sound and an authentic voice.”

Via a FrumForum commenter:

There’s Tea Party crazy … and then there’s just plain crazy.

McCotter solidly represents the latter constituency.

McCotter on the ACA: “government-encouraged euthanasia if enacted into law.”

McCotter headed the Republican Policy Committee, and as chair voted to shut down the RPC and use its $360,000 budget to pay down the Federal Deficit.

McCotter promoted H. R. 3501, the Humanity and Pets Partnered Through the Years (HAPPY) Act. The bill proposes to allow pet owners a $3,500 annual tax deduction for “qualified pet-care expenses.”

McCotter on GW Bush attending the 2008 Olympics in China:

"...No starker episode exhibits our anile need for a moral hospice before we slither into the dust bin of history than the one playing out before Americans’ astonished eyes. Legacy building with the urgency of a dying Pharaoh staring at an unfinished Sphinx, George Walker Bush is bent upon being the first U.S. President to attend a foreign nation’s Olympics. The nation in question is communist China, the shock troops of which are presently bludgeoning Tibetan Monks as if they were orange bathrobed baby seals. (One shudders at the prospect this Tibetan repression is the Chi-coms’ sedulous sally into Olympic demonstration sports.)

"Notwithstanding the Global Generation’s remaining misanthropes’ unsophisticated quibbling (i.e., me and mine), our Compassionate Conservative-in-Chief has eagerly RSVP’ed to the communist dictatorship’s dramatic recreation of the Berlin Olympics. Given “The Decider’s” resolve, hope dims we might disabuse his whimsy that watching a wobbling discus with the wanton butchers of Tiananmen Square can advance the sacred cause of human freedom…."

Remember when Ross Perot talked in the debates about the deficit being like a crazy uncle in the attic?

McCotter entering the primaries is like bringing the crazy uncle to the debates and giving him a podium.

Personally, I want to see a one-on-one debate between him and Jimmy McMillan.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 July 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

somewhat hesitantly googled anile for a definition, what an interesting word pick

devoted to boats (schlump), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

"pop-culture savvy"

☂ (max), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

seem to recall a certain michael steele was somewhat hip to what was going on

devoted to boats (schlump), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

her from The Bangles?

Mark G, Friday, 1 July 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20110702&Category=NEWS15&ArtNo=110702029&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0

U.S. Rep. Thaddeus McCotter, R-Mich., plays his guitar for the crowd Saturday after he announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination during a speech at a festival in Whitmore Lake. / Bill Pugliano/Getty Images

Clay, Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

^ for some reason, the choice of my far-right crackpot ex-girlfriend/fiancee. I'd be surprised if he even lasts past Iowa, but she seems to goosestep with talk radio opinions. Maybe McCotter has some juice we don't know about?

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

far-right crackpot ex-girlfriend/fiancee

wut

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I was engaged in the 90s. lol

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

She wasn't like that then, though.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

dodged a bullet eh?

je suis marxiste - tendence Groucho (will), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

(sorry that was kind of rude)

je suis marxiste - tendence Groucho (will), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

Naw, it's cool. We would've been divorced within six months, so yeah. "Only happy when we were fighting" kinda thing.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

I dated a Bush Sr voter for two years in college. Kinda weird to think how this divide really didn't heat up crazy until after 2000.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. i mean, i didn't vote for bush sr or dole, but i at least respected them as not being clowns. i remember watching the '96 gop convention and you could tell which bits mark helprin had written.

it's sad that even the not-necessarily-clowns have to pretend now.

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

idk what its like where you all are from, but in my hood we always hated republicans, also we didnt know any

ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Kinda weird to think how this divide really didn't heat up crazy until after 2000.

Combination of the Lewinsky thing, the Florida ballots and 9/11.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

I just remember 1996, a Dole/Kemp shows up in someone's yard and it was all "Well, okay. They must be Bills fans."

2004 shows up and there's a a Bush/Cheney sign out there and it's all THESE PEOPLE ARE MY MORTAL ENEMIES, I WILL NEVER ATTEND A GARAGE SALE THERE AGAIN.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

during the run up to election 2000 i remember getting into a bunch of arguments with my then-gf about "socialized medicine" where she suddenly revealed all sorts of weird entitled-kid-growing-up conservatisms i had previously not known about. that's about as close as i've ever come to dating a republican i guess.

we almost got married, too. i guess i coulda gotten onto her insurance plan for the year that would have lasted.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

haha also yeah my parents had always been kind of small-business-owner conservatives growing up, and i'd never thought much of it, but back in 2004 i remember talking to my mom and she was like "you know...i'm not sure who i'm going to vote for" and in my mind i'm like "DON'T MAKE ME CUT OFF ALL CONTACT, LADY."

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

also the whole nadar republicans/democrats same/same thing in on the left in 2000

ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

its a lot harder these days to find people who think bush and gore are basically the same dude

ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

well there's always morbs

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i was p sure the next post would be his, but i guess his computer is broken

ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

something something tea party something something obama is bush something something y'all don't take jerry lewis seriously

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

clinton was the first dem that either of my parents ever voted for

my mom is now a leftist rabblerouser, while my dad is merely disgusted

a few years ago i visited my mom and she had a 'wipe out santorum' (they live in pa) button -- i didn't have the heart/guts to explain it to her

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Turns out she actually meant the substance. Some wild parties they go to.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

ned!

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

"Son, you just don't know. Cafe au lait?"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

rick santorum: a candidate of substance

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 3 July 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276543_242922919052831_5998547_n.jpg

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Monday, 4 July 2011 07:03 (fourteen years ago)

at least he's wielding a tele

markers, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

is that a drop d?

mookieproof, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

yes, he's playing staind iirc

markers, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

“I don’t feel any worse than Reagan felt in ’76 or McCain felt in ’07,” Mr. Gingrich said. “It worked out just fine for them.”

comedy gold, this guy

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't read this yet:

http://www.cjr.org/campaign_desk/how_to_understand_the_invisibl.php?page=all

the day the world turned dayo, u kno u kno (goole), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

david duke's weighing throwing his hood in the ring

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2011/07/david_duke_considering_white_h.html

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

plz yes

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

But it would make Romney and Pawlenty look sane!

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

Tim Pawlenty is reaching out to the youth vote -- and showing how much he knows about Lady Gaga.

During an interview in Iowa, with the Washington-based pop culture blog Glittarazzi, Pawlenty was asked about his favorite musicians, which include the likes of Bruce Springsteen and various country singers. Pawlenty then actually brought up the subject of Lady Gaga. "But I've got a question for you guys?" said Pawlenty. "Are you ready: What's your favorite Lady Gaga song?"

After they listed their favorites, Pawlenty discussed his own, showing off his Gaga knowledge. "Well you know, in terms of the beat, I like 'Bad Romance,'" Pawlenty said. "I gotta say, even though she's a little unusual, 'Born this Way' has got some appeal. Now, she's actually very talented. If you go to the end of the HBO special, the Lady Gaga HBO special, and you watch her sing a cappella, 'Born This Way,' she can sing. She can definitely sing -- she's talented -- and she does it a cappella.

"So, you know, interesting, talented -- a little weird. But you know, if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn't have a lot of choices. You've gotta be willing to tolerate different politics."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKRPhgnVxFQ

jaymc, Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

haha

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

too minnesota for prime time

goole, Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

GagaGate!

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

man that's the dangerous shit right there. because dude comes off as just a dude and says something reasonable like "if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn't have a lot of choices." vibe-wise that sands the edge right off how reactionary the GOP is right now - if he can come off like that, people will vote what they saw & heard over whatever legislation he signed off on, etc. somebody get this dude in bed with somebody totally scandalous stat imo

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

he doesn't have a prayer of getting the GOP nom

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

everybody has a prayer, saying anybody doesn't have a prayer in July 2011 is just silly

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

you don't have a prayer FYI

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I was talking to God the other day and he was like "pffft aerosmith, no one's voting for that guy"

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

my campaign has assumed the momentum of a runaway freight train

you'll vote for me too, just you wait

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty won't be the GOP nominee, guys -- Obama has this sewn up.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

I would totally vote for Steven Tyler.

these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Thursday, 7 July 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

I am praying for aerosmith to win the GOP nomination tbh. It's the only thing that me and the rest of my prayer circle have been praying about for weeks!

Z S, Friday, 8 July 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Prayer is good, but animal sacrifice would be better. YHWH especially likes the fat thigh bones of cattle, iirc.

Aimless, Friday, 8 July 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

liberals disgust me way more than Obama does.

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 July 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's a mood, morbs. it'll abate to a similar level of disgust soon enough.

Aimless, Friday, 8 July 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

"But I've got a question for you guys?" said Pawlenty. "Are you ready: What's your favorite Lady Gaga song?"

hope he uses this stealth tactic whenever voicing controversial opinions. but i've got a question for you, mitt: are you ready: how do you feel about increasing tax revenues

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Friday, 8 July 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

btw Bachmann signed this awesome pledge:

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/The-Family-Leader-Presidential-Pledge.pdf

Best parts are the "married people have better sex" affirmation and the reference to children as the "innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy."

i had to take him to that bovine university (JoeStork), Friday, 8 July 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)

think gay marriage advocates should take heed & run on a platform of the 'intimate innocence of connubial fruitery'

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Friday, 8 July 2011 09:41 (fourteen years ago)

^ one of the clumsiest lyrics Roger Waters ever wrote.

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 8 July 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota seized on the issue and used the first television commercial of her campaign to highlight her opposition to raising the debt ceiling. She drew enthusiastic applause on Saturday as she amplified her position.

“It’s time for tough love,” Mrs. Bachmann told supporters at a rally. “Don’t let them scare you by telling you that the country’s going to fall apart.”

“I hope and pray and believe they should not raise the debt ceiling,” Mr. Pawlenty told voters here last week. “These historic, dramatic moments where you can draw a line in the sand and force politicians to actually do something bold and courageous are important moments.”

Z S, Sunday, 10 July 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

so wow these guys super-for-real do not understand the whole idea eh

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 July 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

“I hope and pray and believe they should not raise the debt ceiling,” Mr. Pawlenty told voters here last week.

i know we were making a similar joke about this (maybe on another thread) recently, but it really is funny to imagine tim pawlenty's prayers re: the debt ceiling

taste the rainbow...zoom zoom...if you build it, they will come (Z S), Sunday, 10 July 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2011/07/09/gIQANT3C6H_story.html

“After careful deliberation and wise insight and input from valued colleagues we deeply respect, we agree that the statement referencing children born into slavery can be misconstrued,” said Julie Summa, a spokeswoman for the Family Leader. “We sincerely apologize for any negative feelings this has caused, and have removed the language from the vow.”

The primary goal of the document was to affirm “that ALL of us must work to strengthen and support families and marriages between one woman and one man,” the statement said.

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Monday, 11 July 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5820706/michele-bachmann-in-her-own-words-gays-are-part-of-satan
so
like there is quite a lot of this kind of thing going on

is it too much to ask for some psephological math that proves that this kind of thing makes someone unelectable? or is it too enmeshed in how devoted + subscribed supporters feel, & the ability to walk something back?

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

I love that the pledge includes something about resisting Sharia law. The whole "careful, we're sliding toward Sharia" thing among the craziest of the crazy is so lol. I personally will not vote for any candidate who does not reject the Code of Hammurabi

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

hammurabi conquered the minds of america's youths circa 1982:

http://www.hammurabigame.com/hammurabi-game.php

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

was a good ny-er article on the tension between british nationalists & muslims, one of whom was an advocate of sharia law & its adoption as part of UK law. it did not sound like he was running an operation that was about to destabilise the country.

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

that nyer article was funny/weird/depressing. it was hard/interesting to process the outrage after reading the stat that muslims make up... 3 percent? of the UK population

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

Bogus asylum-seekers freed | News Of The World
10 Apr 2011 – Home office figures reveal 10000 foreign criminals are released a year because officials fear they will sue if they are kept locked up

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

wow there are some crazy sites out there

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://thewestislamandsharia.blogspot.com/

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

that nyer article was funny/weird/depressing. it was hard/interesting to process the outrage after reading the stat that muslims make up... 3 percent? of the UK population

funny/weird/depressing indeed. but i don't think that actual-possibility-of-imminent-minority-group-takeover is ordinarily a critical factor in this kind of thing, so much as a mixture of fear-of-difference, of a visible minority, combined with a weird hysterical exploded reaction, ditto w/sharia law. i remember hearing about a borough in london, maybe dagenham - am about to hugely paraphrase this & would feel better about doing so if there weren't any other british ppl to correct me - that united six or seven quite disparate districts. and overall it was a p diverse, integrated area, and after an election the BNP, kinda electoral antecedent of the EDL, were elected or won some surprisingly large share of the vote. people's presumption was that multiculturalism had bred malcontentedness, that it was an electoral message groomed by the disharmony of a diverse society, but studying the results showed you that the integrated boroughs had voted normally and in a general & satisfying non-fascist way; the mainly white district, folded into the same borough, was responsible for the BNP votes, on account of having had & reacted against the bogey-man-style threat of integrating immigrants, rather than having experienced the disarming, benign reality of diversity in those places.

i think the weirder, most depressing part of the article was the subtext of to what extent we have to accept the anti-immigrant sentiment of the working classes & incorporate that into electoral platforms, it being such a given that people are bummed out, jobless & blaming an influx of immigrants.

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

am about to hugely paraphrase this & would feel better about doing so if there weren't any other british ppl to correct me

pls understand i am not saying that i wish there were no other british people, nor that i wish britishism was dismantled so we could gather under a new umbrella

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

sure whatever

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

thanks Tracer

You've completed your 10 year term!!!

Hammurabi: I beg to report to you,
In Year 11, 0 people starved, 12 people came to the city.
A horrible plague struck! Half the population died.
The city population is now 60
The city now owns 766 acres.
You harvested 4 bushels per acre.
Rats ate 129 bushels.

In your 10-year term of office, 0 percent of the population starved per year on average, .i.e., a total of 0 people died!!
You started with 10 acres per person and ended with 12.7666666667 acres per person

Evaluation:
A fantastic performance!!! Charlemagne, Disraeli and Jefferson combined could not have done better!

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

Rats! I hate it when rats eat my bushels.

Samantha Mumbahton (seandalai), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

j0hn you are my nu-god!!

i think the secret to hammurabi is that you kind of have to hope for plagues

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the 2nd plague, in the 8th year, averted what would have been a crisis. the first one left me kind of short of farm help though

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

tracer i think the minimaxing strategy is to cull yr population

thomp, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

how many prisoners do you wish to execute?

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

yes

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit i have not thought about hammurabi in a long long time

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

i mean the game but either really, lets be honest

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Hammurabi: I beg to report to you,
In Year 11, 0 people starved, 7 people came to the city.
The city population is now 70
The city now owns 850 acres.
You harvested 1 bushels per acre.
Rats ate 0 bushels.

In your 10-year term of office, 1.8 percent of the population starved per year on average, .i.e., a total of 9 people died!!

You started with 10 acres per person and ended with 12.1428571429 acres per person

Evaluation:
A fantastic performance!!! Charlemagne, Disraeli and Jefferson combined could not have done better!

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp: eye doubts that

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

yesssssss


Hammurabi: I beg to report to you,
In Year 11, 1 people starved, 1 people came to the city.
The city population is now 82
The city now owns 50 acres.
You harvested 2 bushels per acre.
Rats ate 76 bushels.

In your 10-year term of office, 1.1 percent of the population starved per year on average, .i.e., a total of 11 people died!!

You started with 10 acres per person and ended with 0.609756097561 acres per person

Evaluation:
Due to this extreme mismanagement, you have not only been impeached and thrown out of office but you have also been declared 'National Fink'!!

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

ok well that's my workday done

how is this thing scored? grow the population, or some ratio? the best i've done is having only 50 some people want to kill me.

goole, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

I think you need to grow wealth, ie acres/person

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ghadafi probably wins this game every time he plays

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

i.e. few people, lots of land, populace at brink of starvation

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Farmmurabiville

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

source code's right here: http://www.dunnington.u-net.com/public/basicgames/HMRABI

To get the best ending you need to have less than 3% starve and 10 or more acres per person.

little mushroom person (abanana), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

i played this game twice and both times i was better than disraeli? i dont mean to brag but if you guys are having difficulty with it maybe youre just not cut out to be hammurabi

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

my problem was the usual one, trying to be too nice

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

i fed all my people, no problem

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

Hammurabi: I beg to report to you,
In Year 11, 0 people starved, 15 people came to the city.
The city population is now 71
The city now owns 855 acres.
You harvested 4 bushels per acre.
Rats ate 14 bushels.

In your 10-year term of office, 0.4 percent of the population starved per year on average, .i.e., a total of 5 people died!!

You started with 10 acres per person and ended with 12.0422535211 acres per person

Evaluation:
A fantastic performance!!! Charlemagne, Disraeli and Jefferson combined could not have done better!

****************************************************************

goole, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

maybe i'm just not cut out to rule an ancient civilization

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

jesus guys no one starved when i did this. youre horrible, all of you

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

then again i did sell off a lot of my land

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

gonna try this again with the castro_oil_swap hack

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

tbh most of my ppl died because I am apparently incapable of correctly multiplying by 2

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/125563203.html

I reserve the right to lol at this until she actually becomes President

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

race is pretty much bach, romney and perry at this point

iatee, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

I wish you really meant how I first read that sentence.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

which means Bachmann and Perry will split the fundie vote and Romney gets the nomination. Plus, It's His Turn.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

I don't buy the 'GOP believes in turns for nominees' logic - there are reasons why the various historical nominees got where they were

iatee, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

It's not perfect, but in years when the GP suspects it might lose they go with the tired satrap.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

GOP

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

that 'makes sense' when you're trying to create a big historical narrative but if you actually think back to 2008 (or whenever) there wasn't some invisible hand deciding that mccain was owed the nom. it was a messy, democratic process.

iatee, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

2008 it was a pretty foregone conclusion it was gonna be McCain or Romney, both of whom qualify as tired old satraps

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Was it? It only looked messy in January. Look how quickly the party fell in line behind McCain, despite grumbling from The Base. Also: the GOP nominating system is winner take all.

xpost

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

satrap is a great word btw

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

the only other contender was Huckleberry and it was pretty clear from the outset that the oligarchs in the party weren't gonna be cool with him and his appeal would be limited to the south

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Reagan's near victory in the '76 primaries was the last time the nomination was ever seriously contested.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

right but not for invisible hand reasons

iatee, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

at this point in the process last time around, the big frontrunner was rudy giuliani

i think romney is still the prohibitive favorite, why because $$$$$$$$

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe Rick Perry = Fred Thompson; the guy who's supposed to swoop in and set everything right, and by the time he does nobody cares.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hammurabi
You've completed your 10 year term!!!


Hammurabi: I beg to report to you,
In Year 11, 0 people starved, 8 people came to the city.
The city population is now 102
The city now owns 934 acres.
You harvested 3 bushels per acre.
Rats ate 804 bushels.


In your 10-year term of office, 0 percent of the population starved per year on average, .i.e., a total of 0 people died!!
You started with 10 acres per person and ended with 9.1568627451 acres per person

Evaluation:
Your performance could have been somewhat better, but really wasn't too bad at all.
44 people would dearly like to see your assassinated, but we all have our trivial problems.

^^this was with TWO plagues!! fucking ingrates. this should have its own thread

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

hell yes i'll start one

goole, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'm starting to conflate GOP with LOL. As in:

"Michelle Bachmann as president? GOP!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I mean GOP

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

gopopopop

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

goooooop

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann appeared on Fox News last night, and tried to argue that President Obama “has a lot of chutzpah.” Except, she doesn’t know how to pronounce “chutzpah,” so it came out sounding like “choots pah.”

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

this is the best election cycle ever

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

and we're only getting started

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

In the late '80s, on my college radio show, I made the chutzpah mistake too! Which may not have been as bad as the time I said "Phil Ox."

clemenza, Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

I wish primaries could last forever

she choots, she pah! (DJP), Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

That's a pretty lame critique.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 July 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann supporters editing wikipedia entry for "chutzpah."

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

spelling it "GOP"

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

She's like the real-life version of that "How I Met Your Mother" where Ted thinks "chameleon" is pronounced "scha - meh -LEE - on."

BIG HOOBA aka the stankdriver (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Jon Stewart got corrected by a guest on his mispronunciation of a word a couple years ago—one that was driving me crazy at home for a long time before he was corrected—but I can't remember what it was now.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Perry's Army of God

On this day, the Lord’s messengers arrived in the form of two Texas pastors, Tom Schlueter of Arlington and Bob Long of San Marcos, who called on Perry in the governor’s office inside the state Capitol. Schlueter and Long both oversee small congregations, but they are more than just pastors. They consider themselves modern-day apostles and prophets, blessed with the same gifts as Old Testament prophets or New Testament apostles.

The pastors told Perry of God’s grand plan for Texas. A chain of powerful prophecies had proclaimed that Texas was “The Prophet State,” anointed by God to lead the United States into revival and Godly government. And the governor would have a special role.

The day before the meeting, Schlueter had received a prophetic message from Chuck Pierce, an influential prophet from Denton, Texas. God had apparently commanded Schlueter—through Pierce—to “pray by lifting the hand of the one I show you that is in the place of civil rule.”

Gov. Perry, it seemed.

Schlueter had prayed before his congregation: “Lord Jesus I bring to you today Gov. Perry. ... I am just bringing you his hand and I pray Lord that he will grasp ahold of it. For if he does you will use him mightily.”

And grasp ahold the governor did. At the end of their meeting, Perry asked the two pastors to pray over him. As the pastors would later recount, the Lord spoke prophetically as Schlueter laid his hands on Perry, their heads bowed before a painting of the Battle of the Alamo. Schlueter “declared over Perry that there was a leadership role beyond Texas and that Texas had a role beyond what people understand,” Long later told his congregation.

So you have to wonder: Is Rick Perry God’s man for president?

Schlueter, Long and other prayer warriors in a little-known but increasingly influential movement at the periphery of American Christianity seem to think so. The movement is called the New Apostolic Reformation. Believers fashion themselves modern-day prophets and apostles. They have taken Pentecostalism, with its emphasis on ecstatic worship and the supernatural, and given it an adrenaline shot.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

please let the Lakeland Revival people figure in the 2012 election somehow

please God please, lols for WEEKS

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps he had more donations that 'accidentally' went somewhere else

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 July 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

okay if fundraising totals are any indicator all of them are screwed

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yes and no -- there are rumblings that 'big money' is waiting to see who actually wins first. Maybe.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 July 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

Palin's only raised 1.6 million

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

gonna crack up if Palin raises like $2M and then says "oops not running, see y'all in Fiji!"

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

money can't buy you 6% unemployment

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

employment is learned, my friend

argh I think my wife has exposed me to a little to much Real Housewives of NYC

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure money (a lot of it) is required to lower the unemployment rate

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

okay let me rephrase, $86 million can't buy you 6% unemployment

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

unless lots of people agree to work at 3 cents an hour

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

sounds like a proposal the Tea Party can get behind

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

Again find myself agreeing with iatee. Obviously, the more money the better heading into a campaign. But I do think Obama's people need to be a lot more circumspect about waving it around the way they were with the $86 million the other day. It's almost like they're whistling past the graveyard--and in a depressed economy, I could easily see voters pushing back against a fundraising behemoth.

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

that isn't really how campaign financing works. the dude with more money wins.

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

I think you can find lots of examples where that isn't true. Michael Huffington, Phil Gramm...I'm sure it's generally true, yeah, but there are lots of times when it blew up in somebody's face.

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

the person who wins tends to have more money because the moneyed interests want to be behind the person who's gonna win - not just because they can 'buy' victory.

bloomberg 09 probably did 'buy' victory - and he *barely* did, after outspending his opponent 12-1. and I'm not sure he was starting out in a worse place than obama is today.

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm talking about presidential elections.

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Or to get back to the original point: if a truckload of money is to buy media, you're going to need something besides a 9% unemployment rate to sell.

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

there's sort of an upper limit with what you can do w/ money. you can flood the country w/ tv ads, you can buy 2 trillion yard signs, but you can't still can't control the bigger media narrative, esp when that narrative is 'the economy is shitty and people know it because their lives are shitty'

iatee, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

motherfuckin obama's re-election phone bank cant stop calling me enough. I get hit up at least twice a day.. Im waiting for something to finally happen on the debt ceiling stuff so I can yell at whatever poor fool gets my number on that day's call list..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 15 July 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Obama's mammoth amount of fundraising reinforced the narrative in '08: excitement, rock-star, etc. It runs counter to it this time. I'm glad the money's still coming in, and I want him to win. I just think they'd be making a mistake to try to trumpet that money as if it's still '08.

clemenza, Friday, 15 July 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/07/newt-gingrichs-private-plane-flights-responsible-for-nearly-half-of-1m-debt.php?ref=fpb

Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign is over $1 million in debt, nearly half of which -- $451,946 -- is attributable to his preference for private jets.

That's how much the Gingrich campaign owes to Moby Dick Airways, the same company he used for flights paid for by his former 527 group, American Solutions. In April, May and June of last year, American Solutions gave $677,539 to Moby Dick Airways.

Adding in the $41,453 and $10,478 payments Gingrich's campaign already made to Moby Dick in April and May brings the total amount he paid the private plane company over the half-million mark. His list of campaign expenditures includes 30 separate travel-related payments, most of them for thousands of dollars each.

For comparison, Dave Weigel looks at the travel expenses of the Tim Pawlenty campaign, which total just $11,554.90 to airline companies, most of them commercial airliners.

Since his campaign ran into financial issues and most of his staffers left, Gingrich has reportedly made the switch to flying commercial, the campaign told the Daily Caller.

Moby Dick Airways used to be owned by the current owner of Republican Presidential Travel, a company recently used by Sarah Palin.

j., Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Obama's mammoth amount of fundraising reinforced the narrative in '08: excitement, rock-star, etc. It runs counter to it this time. I'm glad the money's still coming in, and I want him to win. I just think they'd be making a mistake to try to trumpet that money as if it's still '08.

it generally seems weird when i hear about it beating '08. i just remember that time as people doing anything, so people who'd never donate donating, people holding events to raise money, all buoyed by getting bush out of office and the impossible idea of getting something better, etc. similarly with turning out the vote, like with the thing where kids were blackmailing their grandparents into voting dem by trading for visits; they benefited from such extra-mile enthusiasm last time that it seems inconceivable that they'd get this time around.

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

why are there no pictures of newt stepping out of a plane that says DICK on the side, this is something i would be interested in seeing

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

Newt Gingrich stalking the office that took down his speakership on a service called MOBY DICK AIRWAYS is almost too much for me to stand.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 July 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if instead of a flight drill, the attendants just do an air-drum solo before taking their own seats before lift-off.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 July 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Bachmann2011.jpg

she looks srslly unhinged

nakhchivan, Saturday, 16 July 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

view img in full size and THE EYES THE EYES THE EYES

nakhchivan, Saturday, 16 July 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

In a statement she made on the House floor on Earth Day, April 22, 2009, Bachmann stated she was against the cap and trade climate legislation, stating: "Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural; it is not harmful.... We're being told we have to reduce this natural substance to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the earth."[68]

nakhchivan, Saturday, 16 July 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

go huff a sulfur vent, bachmann

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 16 July 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

Or go drink 200 gallons of water, a naturally occurring substance.

Z S, Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

I caught just a minute of Giuliani on CNN this morning, but it sure sounded like he was considering getting in. Trying to figure out his thinking after such an abysmal misfire in 2008 isn't easy. I guess he believes he can thread the needle between Romney and Bachmann/Perry; Bachman and Perry split their constituency, there's still lots of pushback against Romney, Pawlenty's gone at that point, and in steps...I don't what he's thinking at all. But please, come on in--the more muddled, the better.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

well...what else is he supposed to do w/ his free time

iatee, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

"don't know what he's thinking"

Discuss 9/11?

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

giuliani would be a viable candidate in the world where NY was the first GOP primary state, and then after that there also weren't any other primary states

actually even if that were the case romney might still win

iatee, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

rudy could win florida too!

max, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

I never had any feelings about Giuliani one way or the other till he gave his speech at the last convention, the one where he hissed "community organizer" contemptuously. And then he went on one of the Sunday morning shows shortly after and said, with a straight face, that he wasn't ridiculing community organizers--he was simply trying to point out that Obama hadn't been a good one. Ancient news, I know.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

he's the perfect candidate for that enormous demographic in the republican party who think that romney is too right-wing

iatee, Sunday, 17 July 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

I thought that was Huntsman's angle.

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

that's only because Huntsman hasn't been in drag.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/giuliani_drag.jpg

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

haha, well played

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Could only get through a small portion of that, but Breitbart's calling a journalist StinkyFreakyCondor? Is he three years old?

An influential prophet from Denton, Texas (Dan Peterson), Monday, 18 July 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

He hit the character limit and had to delete doodydoodoostinkyhead at the last minute

Z S, Monday, 18 July 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hcdnXB7Q6nk/Ta7pE0XcznI/AAAAAAAAAws/sJQ-wqkDUc8/s1600/condorman.jpg

i hate it when rats eat my bushels (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 July 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann pointed to one program in particular Monday when talking about wasteful government spending: a multibillion dollar settlement paid to black farmers, who claim the federal government discriminated against them for decades in awarding loans and other aid.

The issue came up after Bachmann and Republican Rep. Steve King of Iowa toured flooded areas along the Missouri River. During a news conference, they fielded a question about whether farmers affected by the flooding also should be worried by proposed U.S. Department of Agriculture cuts.

The two responded by criticizing a 1999 settlement in what is known as the Pigford case, after the original plaintiff, North Carolina farmer Timothy Pigford. Late last year, President Barack Obama signed legislation authorizing a new, nearly $1.2 billion settlement for people who were denied payments in the earlier one because they missed deadlines for filing.

i.e., "Sorry white farmers, the government gave all your money to black people."

BIG HOOBA aka the stankdriver (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

"just saying"

youmadin therapy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

rickperrymania is growing!!

fans of the NRO threads will like this, liberals are freaking out because andy mccarthy is apparently advising the man now

http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/92375/rick-perry-takes-foreign-policy-advice-crazy-man

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

You know for a guy anxious to say he's not like W. he's not doing a very good job.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

w/o looking i'll bet you can find some mccarthy prose grousing about how touchy-feely W was with islam

goole, Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

I think his overarching thing was "Fuck Iraq, I hate 'em," so I'll grant that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

haha the andy mccarthy-rick perry dream team

max, Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

a pair of outlaws prayin and torturin their way to the top

max, Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

U MAD, DOGGIE?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/angry-radio-rant-and-campaign-email-show-dan-savage-has-finally-gotten-to-rick-santorum/

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

the great thing is that he would have never had a political future regardless, but he's gonna go the rest of his life thinking he woulda if it weren't for some sex columnist

iatee, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

“Texas’s Republican Gov. Rick Perry on Friday said he’s “fine” with New York’s approval of gay marriage because such decisions should be left up to states.

That prompted a response from Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who tweeted overnight: “So Gov Perry, if a state wanted to allow polygamy or if they chose to deny heterosexuals the right to marry, would that be OK too?”

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 23 July 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

that man simply MUST have been trained by the jesuits, his dialectical acumen is unparalleled

j., Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

I thought this piece in The New Republic--about an ominous poll for Obama in Ohio--summed up 2012 simply and accurately (although I need to look up "creedal"): "So if the Republicans manage to nominate a mainstream conservative who seems reasonable, they may well win. If they nominate Palin or Bachmann, they’ll commit creedal suicide, as each party ends up doing about once a generation. As for Rick Perry--the Republican flavor du jour--it remains to be seen whether he can become the party unifier who energizes the Tea Party base and Main Street conservatives without repelling the moderates and independents who will decide a close election."

http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/92456/obama-ohio-romney-bachmann-palin

clemenza, Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

I was fine w/ that article until the part where it's revealed that obama's approval ratings in ohio were...basically the same as his national approval ratings? he's writing an article around an interesting poll result that doesn't exist.

iatee, Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

He delves a little deeper into the poll, though, and concludes that even that (unimpressive) 47% approval is shaky, and that based on historical precedent, it's very difficult to win a general without Ohio. Anyway, I was pointing out the article more as a good summary of the Republican side of the equation, although at this point I would have removed Palin from the calculation.

clemenza, Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

- it's difficult to win a general without ohio because "it is rather that the formula for winning a national majority is essentially the same as for prevailing in Ohio." + he's polling the same there = there's nothing really special about ohio at this point
- 47% is kinda decent considering how shitty things are going
- that is a well-written article with little substance /brookings institution

iatee, Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

so I think this is interesting, perry's actually ahead of romney on intrade

romney - 30.7
perry - 31.4
huntsman - 7.8
bachmann - 9.2
pawlenty - 6.0
palin - 5.0
paul - 2.0

buying them both would actually seem like a pretty decent bet at this point - I'd say there's far more than a 60% chance one of those two gets it

iatee, Saturday, 23 July 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

buying them both what -- bridles?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 July 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

I know this is beating a dead horse, but still, this is pretty funny:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/07/newt-says-his-ad-with-pelosi-was-miscontrued.php?ref=dcblt

"I was trying to make a point that we shouldn't be afraid to have a debate with the left, even on the environment," Gingrich told WGIR radio on Tuesday." I think he'd be a very valuable asset in these debt-ceiling talks.

clemenza, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Just now catching up on like six weeks of this thread, and wanted to give props to this chunk of especial hilarity:

i do like the idea of the founding fathers working tirelessly to eradicate slavery, like there they sit late into the night quill in hand candle flickering before a draft of the constitution attempting to insert a paragraph or even just a simple sentence outlawing slavery, but theres simply no room for it, not even in the margins, thomas jefferson clenches his fists in frustration, george washington slumps into his chair, john quincy adams morosely plays w/one of those olde timey stick and hoop toys

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:57 AM Bookmark

made me lol anyway

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 July 2011 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

or even just a simple sentence

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Friday, 29 July 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

It's "morosely plays w/one of those olde timey stick and hoop toys" that put me over the top.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Obama's approval was at 40% on Gallup today, and the economic numbers were terrible. I know the election's months away, but that's got to be great news for Romney. If Obama hits the point of no return, there's no way in the world they'll nominate Bachmann; I'm not even sure they'll risk Perry, who seems to muck around in social issues a lot.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think the gop voting masses follow that (or any) logic, just as many might think a weak dem candidate is the perfect time to get president bachmann in the white house

iatee, Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

In light of what Boehner's gone through the last couple of days, I will give more credence to something Shakey Mo Collier's been suggesting (something I discounted before)--that Romney's nomination would lead to revolt and a splinter candidate. I don't think Bachmann would ever break off, it'd be someone else. If things are as bad for Obama a year from now, that might be his only chance.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 July 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

What I don't understand is the disconnect from the GOP getting America into this mess in the first place?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

huh?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe he means (or at least I do) 2 unfunded wars, plus unfunded presrip drug program, PLUS tax cuts? I totally agree, there's a whole bunch of Tea Party folks who seem completely disconnected from the fact that all of that stuff W never paid for is a big reason we are where we are with regard to the debt ceiling debates. They blame Obamacare, never mind that Republicans have done nothing meaningful to address healthcare costs, and their only concern seems to be "no new taxes."

Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Let's register as Republicans and write in Russ Feingold

you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Romney's nomination would lead to revolt and a splinter candidate. I don't think Bachmann would ever break off, it'd be someone else. If things are as bad for Obama a year from now, that might be his only chance.

i'm most worried about romney (tho he's the gop candidate i'd be happiest with if we must have a republican president in '12). o's best chance is if tea-party unites behind a single candidate -- ideally palin or bachmann -- who wins the gop nomination. perry's a wild-card, but i'd prefer him to romney.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

You'd prefer Perry as the GOP nom, or as pres?

Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

as lover

remy bean, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/files/2011/05/Rick-Perry-Heritage.jpg

remy bean, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

tho he's the gop candidate i'd be happiest with if we must have a republican president in '12

Huntsman for me, but I think we all know there's no chance.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

huntsman is seeming increasingly tea-partyish in his discontent, and he's got no chance anyway. my biggest beef w/ romney is that he backed away from romney-care after fighting so hard to pass it. it should be a proud accomplishment, and a a keystone in his strategy

remy bean, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

When does Palin get in the race?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

you can see the benefits of her waiting as long as possible

sitcom neighbor (schlump), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

You'd prefer Perry as the GOP nom, or as pres?

― Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich (Dan Peterson)

as gop nom, not pres. i want o to win re-election.

as lover

― remy bean

yes, well, perry is a handsome devil.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

only 92% of Gingrich's Twitter followers are fake!

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

I am ready for the Pawlenty relaunch.

How long will Romney be able to oppose his own health care plan without being called out on it? The whole campaign?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

primaries haven't gotten brutal yet

iatee, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

I think Romney's foot-dragging the past three weeks will hurt him badly once this thing gets going.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Romney is the Keyser Soze of this election in so many damn ways

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

how so? i don't see how he could have managed to enter the debt discussion with any sort of grace.

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

No lack of Benicio Del Toros.

As I said on the politics thread, he reinforced the caricature of him within his own party; that he's wishy-washy. (This is a Republican thread--please, no Obama comebacks.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

he's just... i dunno... a career dissembler

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

this post is just to get rid of the open dot caused by a post deletion

OCD types: YOU ARE WELCOME

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

This is from Palin, so it doesn't really count, but it is a preview of what I meant above:

“I do not have respect for what he has done through this debt ceiling debate. He did this: he waited until it was a done deal that we would increase the debt ceiling, and … then he came out and made a statement that he didn’t like the deal after all,” Palin said, holding up her finger in the air to indicate that Romney had assessed the political climate before making his decision.

He'll get it from every side in the Republican debates.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Tea Party types like Palin shooting at any moderate Republican isn't in any way good for the party winning re-election, is it? i.e. carrying on folks! :)

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Anything that weakens Romney hurts them in a general...Perry pending.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

Tea Party types like Palin shooting at any moderate Republican isn't in any way good for the party winning re-election, is it? i.e. carrying on folks! :)

It's certainly good for driving US politics as a whole further and further rightward.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 August 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/93203/pawlentys-galileo-moment

i wonder how this 'well it depends which experts you believe' dance, as incredible as it is, ever managed to become preferable to just flat-out saying, 'ok the science might say we're hurting the environment, but american jobs are more important than some birds and trees.'

j., Friday, 5 August 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

"But at least as to any potential man-made contribution to it, it’s fair to say the science is in dispute. There’s a lot of people who say the majority of the scientists think this way. And there’s a minority that way. And you count the number of scientists versus the quality of scientists and the like. But I think it’s fair to say that, as to whether and how much – if any – is attributable to human behavior, there’s dispute and controversy over it."

reading this stuff, day after day, is nauseating. it's not healthy to hate people you don't know, but reading this just makes me HATE him. it's terrible. the rest of the world is begging for the united states to lead on a global climate change agreement with teeth, and people like pawlenty, ultimately, are a large part of what's preventing that kind of agreement. fuck him. FUCK HIM

at least he has no chance in hell of winning. but really, all of the other candidates are just as bad. romney seems a bit more reasonable, but he's as much of a soulless hack as pawlenty is.

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

these guys are all fucked. just sit back and enjoy the fucking.

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

hi Shakey!

livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like i should bring a tarp to the fucking, like a Gallagher show

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.playazball.com/gallagher_audience.jpg

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno. The U.S. is in a spectacularly bad place at the moment, with the worst yet to come. Historically, such conditions have been pretty good for loony populists.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like i should bring a tarp to the fucking, like a Gallagher show

BOXCAR

g++ (gbx), Friday, 5 August 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Perry's college transcript. I especially love the Cs in History of the US, Comp. & Rhetoric, Public Speaking and World Military Systems, and the D in Principles of Economics. He's like the perfect Republican Presidential candidate.

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Friday, 5 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

hey, those were 1969 C's and D's

j., Friday, 5 August 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah Cs and Ds at a public university in the 60s = this person did average + slightly below average

iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

i'd hesitate to bring up his bad grades, because then criticizing people like Kerry and Gore for their poor grades would be fair game as well.

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

is kinda sad that he took algebra in college tho

iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, what? On one occasion, Perry put live chickens in the closet of an upperclassman and left them there during Christmas break. “You can just imagine the smell,” Sharp said. “Needless to say, he didn’t mess with Perry again.”

Plus he was a boy cheerleader.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

as a generally smart person that almost failed out of school on account of just being immature/lazy, i find it hard to judge ppl based on their grades in college

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 August 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Look, do you want some cheap lolz or not? It's Friday and I'm out of ideas.

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

as a generally smart person that grew up in a small town in a remote location of a rural state, i find it hard to judge ppl based on their prankster ideas involving farm animals.

≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

Were I in college in 1969 my grades would probably be way worse or even non-existent. I mean, you could see the Rolling Stones for $8.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i was going to say that if you got an A in a college course in 1970, you probably weren't doing it right!

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

college, that is

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

$8 was like $2 million dollars back then

iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

prob better to just sneak in

iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

do you know how many hamburgers you could buy for $8

iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

or how much acid

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 August 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty: "The weight of the evidence is that most of it, maybe all of it, is because of natural causes."

O RLY?

Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich (Dan Peterson), Friday, 5 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

as a generally smart person that grew up in a small town in a remote location of a rural state, i find it hard to judge ppl based on their prankster ideas involving farm animals.

Really? Because I think chickens are stupid creatures (though not without their charm), nevertheless entombing chickens alive in a locker strikes me as fairly repulsive.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Friday, 5 August 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

as a generally smart person that almost failed out of school on account of just being immature/lazy, i find it hard to judge ppl based on their grades in college

― J0rdan S., Friday, August 5, 2011 12:35 PM Bookmark

^^^

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

i graduated with a 2.4 simply because I skipped 40% of scheduled class sessions every year.

Neanderthal, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

cool

max, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

i dont really need to see rick perry's college transcript to know that hes a moron

max, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

davon cuul II (m bison), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

he's too insincere for me to gauge how smart he actually is.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

but the whole not debating his opponents thing does make me wonder whether there's much upstairs.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

everyone p much otm but...it's kinda fair to expect a little better from our president than a C in american history and a D in principles of economics

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

grades aren't a big deal if there's other evidence of intellectual activity. i'm not sure that being a canny politician counts.

(for me, obviously -- for the nation, intellectual activity is elitist)

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

i am glad to despise this dude but it has been forty years since college for him, i gather anyone can improve or grow a lot after that, intellectually or otherwise.

i would be more suspicious of the grades for the reverse reason, that they're used to reinforce the image of a regular joe of good sense instead of a know-it-all poindexter.

j., Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

Tbh would rather my prez was a poindexter

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

You got one, doncha?

livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

many xposts

Pawlenty: "The weight of the evidence is that most of it, maybe all of it, is because of natural causes."

O RLY?

this is probably way TMI, but Pawlenty hits upon a very common denier argument here, and it's a powerful one for deniers because since it has a tangential relationship with facts and explaining it takes longer than 10 seconds, a lot of people are fooled by it. it's possible that Pawlenty actually "fell" for it as well, since it would be politically convenient to do so.

Nature does create release much more CO2 to the atmosphere as compared to the contribution from manmade activities. The key point, however, is that those natural emissions are balanced because oceans and trees absorb roughly the same amount of CO2 - it's the carbon cycle. The amount of CO2 created by anthropogenic activities, while much smaller in scale, is enough to tip the balance. here's a visual:

http://i54.tinypic.com/29cmijo.gif

leaving out the manmade emissions (the factory on the left), natural emissions from land, vegetation and oceans total 771 gigatons (439+332) of CO2 per year, but also absorbs 788 gigatons (450+338). Without human contributions, then, the carbon cycle would actually absorb 17 gigatons of CO2 every year. But the human contribution (~29 gigatons CO2 per year) is enough to switch what would have been a negative annual release of CO2 to a positive one (12 gigatons, net). So even though the human contribution is relatively small, it upsets the balance. And even that relatively small net increase of CO2 every year to the atmosphere has terrible consequences, as we're already seeing. An analogy is the ideal body temperature of 98.6 F - one degree increase in either direction could make you shit your pants.

more here: http://www.skepticalscience.com/human-co2-smaller-than-natural-emissions-intermediate.htm

of course, it's also possible that he was referring to solar activity (sun spots, etc) which is also totally rong.

future events are now current events (Z S), Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

One of those NRO guys, not me: "Even if I’d prefer another nominee, I’d be thrilled to see Romney defeat Obama. Conservatives need to get their heads around that scenario, even as they fight for another." I'd say that gives a pretty good glimpse into Romney's chances of winning the nomination. If a decent majority of Republicans deep-down hold that view, whether they're willing to say so or not, Romney will likely win the nomination. If not, he won't.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 August 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

"HOUSTON — Standing on a stage surrounded by thousands of fellow Christians on Saturday morning, Gov. Rick Perry of Texas called on Jesus to bless and guide the nation’s military and political leaders and “those who cannot see the light in the midst of all the darkness.”

“Lord, you are the source of every good thing,” Mr. Perry said, as he bowed his head, closed his eyes and leaned into a microphone at Reliant Stadium here. “You are our only hope, and we stand before you today in awe of your power and in gratitude for your blessings, and humility for our sins. Father, our heart breaks for America. We see discord at home. We see fear in the marketplace. We see anger in the halls of government, and as a nation we have forgotten who made us, who protects us, who blesses us, and for that we cry out for your forgiveness. Lord, today we turn to you in this time of----
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq2g0NUj_Mo

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

"And Lord, as we feel your presence today, we ask for your help during these troubling times, and I--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDbWIndU-4

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

I was hoping that would be keyboard cat

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

all kidding aside, i highly recommend that second yoga farts video, it's quality work

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

she blinded me with yoga farts

Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know all that much about rick perry, but he must be a megalomaniac. wasn't there a recent story about how a few megachristians came into his office in Texas and convinced him that he was indeed the Lord's chosen messenger, to carry out god's will directly? or something? i suppose reagan and bush II both thought along the same lines, but there's something terrifying about the President of the United States assuming he's carrying out the will of God

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

all kidding aside, i highly recommend that second yoga farts video, it's quality work

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i mean i know its just fart joeks but dang that is hilarious

g++ (gbx), Sunday, 7 August 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

who will be watching the DEBATE with me

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

potentially

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh man -- should I read The Chronicles of Narnia instead?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

who's airing it??

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

I wanted to watch, but CNN doesn't seem to be carrying it--Piers Morgan was just plugging tonight's show.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

it's a fox news debate

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

ha oh fuck I don't think that's gonna fly in this house

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

Why is Fox getting mixed up with Republican politics? I don't get it.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

bill o just read an email about cynthia mckinney

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Santorum to GOP: Embrace Lincoln, Not Douglas, on Marriage
August 11, 2011 8:43 P.M.
By Maggie Gallagher

Rick Santorum proves himself one of our most principled and intellectually interesting political figures today:

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

oh my God they all look completely insane.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

i could not be happier about newt's inclusion in this debate

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

*cracks open box of steaming hot godfather's pizza*

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

well, bachmann w/ the first screw up -- obviously uncomfortable w/ her response & she starts fidgeting w/ her ring

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

Michelle setting the crazy meter very high with her opening remarks

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

you're not gonna actually list 7 things

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

"human capital" sounds like slave trade imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Romney: "Number 6, shoulda been number 1 to me"

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Looking forward to oceans of crazy assholes talking stupid

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

we are all mittnesses

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

does Michelle have someone's hand up her butt or is that just her normal look?

shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

when I listen to these guys I really think people who're eager to get a 2nd Obama term have very, very little to worry about

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

thank god we have a bell

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

brett baier is looking more orange than usual

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not watching this in HD, for my own sanity

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

obama's dog food, makes its own gravy

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Newt, awakened from a great catnap.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

ha yes, s&p totally said "partisan gridlock in washington" & not "the GOP are fucking crazy"

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hot gravy of socialism

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

i really admire that ron paul shows up to these debates & just does his thing -- idk how he even has the patience

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

FUMBLE

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

i really love herman cain

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

he's like a guy who you meet on a street corner after bars get out & you hang around and listen to him say crazy shit while shooting glances & grins at your friends that he doesn't notice

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

Governor Huntsman, a question for you: what exactly is it that you do?

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea who jon huntsman is

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

90 days, that seems reasonable

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

i hope baier asks huntsman about warren jeffs masturbating 15+ times a day in prison

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

"Hi, I'm Newt Gingrich. I served my wife with divorce papers while she was in the cancer ward. It's this sort of hubris that allows me to think I can be elected."

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

Starry-eyed nostalgia for Reagan and Jack Kemp--very unusual for a Republican.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

the amount of buffering on this live feed is probably my computer's way of telling me to go back to old rap videos on youtube

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know who this moderator is but he looks like he was drawn by dave berg

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

you bet(cha)

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

jeremyscahill
Newt Gingrich: We will implement a "Contract with Tiffany's" upon 30 days of me taking office.

these jokes never get old

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty is such a cornball

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty looks like he borrowed his dads suit

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

"governor anal fluid"

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman looks like the arts and sciences dean of a midlevel university

oh wait

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

whoops, senator! senator anal fluid!

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

Lol at "Mitt" saying "That's fine" to T-Paw's failed zing.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

wait what

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann, saying she was leading on the issue of not raising the debt ceiling, claims that not raising the debt ceiling "turned out to be the right decision"

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol got distracted sry

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

cut the tax rate on manufacturers to zero? did he really say that or do I have that wrong

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm rick santorum and i'm thinking pederastic thoughts even as i speak to you"

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea who jon huntsman is

you didn't see the 'campaign run by stoners' ads? (they wouldn't help, they told you nothing about the candidate)

what did t-paw say? i only saw baier all SMH

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann should've reconsidered the dr evil suit imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea who jon huntsman is

you didn't see the 'campaign run by stoners' ads?

i thought this was gary johnson!!

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

The voices and mouths are not in sync on my computer feed. It's like watching What's Up, Tiger Lily?

Pawlenty backs off again.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty is a fucking joke

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

what did t-paw say? i only saw baier all SMH

― daria-g, Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:16 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

he said that if anyone in the US could find barack obama's plans for medicare or SS reform that he'd come to their house and cook them dinner or mow their lawn. then he said "unless mitt wins, i'll only done acre" har har

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty is a really terrible candidate

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

I feel so skeezy watching this stream in Fox.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

my god Pawlenty's never recovered from the loss of his mullet

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

he looks like a mobile Krauthammer

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty needs to stand up straight

bachmann is correct re: pawlenty supporting cap and trade. zing

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god that time bell is obnoxious

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

daveweigel daveweigel
TPaw told the same joke about dinner/lawn when I saw him on Tues, but used a different rich guy in the punchline.

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, was that a bell that rang?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

it means the person has run out of time

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

This is like a game show! It's a Barack-off!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

Btw as a dude from Minnesota all of the stuff Bachman just said about pawlenty and health care is 100% bullshit

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

"the people are looking for a champion" -- dirk nowitzki/jason terry 2012

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

the light bulb freedom of choice act gets applause

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

She doesn't seem as shy about going all piranha on someone.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

the lightbulbs! oh noes!

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

THE LIGHTBULT FREEDOM OF CHOICE ACT

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

It's kind of a paradox to run against Barack Obama based on your record of opposing Barack Obama. What does that gain you if elected?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

pawlenty with the burn!

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

I WAS AT THE TIP OF THE SPEAR

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

I love this!

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

daaaaaaaaaamn minnesota
not nice

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

She's mad, and giving crisp responses.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

so this is basically gonna be an hour or so of these doofs calling each other obama, huh

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

Game show bell >> Moderator erring and umming the whole time.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

WHOA

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

god i am so behind here. dying @ lightbulb freedom of choice act.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

this debate is so much wilder than the first 2, what is going on

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

Barack-off (TM).

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

Barack the fuck off.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

if you're at the tip of the spear won't you get stabbed with the body?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

Also speaking as a mn dude watching those 2 morons savage each other is 100% awesome

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

The bell makes it seem (even more) like WWF.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

i was there...when nancy pelosi introduced cap-and-trade...i was there...

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

This should have a laugh track.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

The bell makes it seem (even more) like WWF.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:22 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is true -- i fucks w/ it

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

cmon man, let wallace ask all these questions

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Let me tell you how I proudly laid off jobs."

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

really the best part of these things is just waiting for frank luntz's post-debate focus group

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Romeny with some dumb-jedi weaseldom here: "if you want someone who understands economics, it's me or Cain." Cain has zero shot.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

well he's black and Obama's already back, so the GOP won't vote for him

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

"look, we invested in america, and it didn't go well. sometimes countries just don't work!"

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

TURN YOUR JOB AROUND
MITT YOU KNOCK ME OUT

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

*raises fist to the sky and yells*

HUCKABEE!!!!!

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's pretty much all I can take of this, I'm tapping out

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

They should have commentary from Steve Doocy. Please.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

what is Aleister Crowley doing here

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann was p. much straight-up ethering Pawlenty, then kinda fumbled.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

omigod what is this shit? SEXIST?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

daveweigel daveweigel
Bachmann's spox now handing out a doc in the press room: "The Big Government of Tim Pawlenty"

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

who is that devil woman

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

if you fake tan, don't wear an orange tie

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

when's the contest to see who can eat the most fried food on a stick before the bell rings

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

The Fox analysts during the break were very down on the brawling...one of them even praised Clinton and Obama's debate skills!

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

are these old white guys fucking insane? They hated the fight?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

Alfred, you really don't need to ask by Crowley is there. This is the Devil's work we're watching.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

when did they hire elvira as a fox news commentator

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

yesssssssssss newt debt questions

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

i have the impression gingrich is not too well liked at fnc

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

who are these fourth raters? They aren't on the FOX a-team are they?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

Lock and load another fiery round, guys.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

"congress should come back on mondays" is something we all can rally around (?)

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol chris wallace is such a cunt <3

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhhh snap

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

This is a farce. Like, literally, it's funny.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

<3 wallace

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

anyone ever seen a debate like this?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

fox news attempting to make debates...actually worth watching???

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

the crowd is like a married with children studio audience

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

oh, it's this guy

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Does Gingrich really want close analysis of his ideas? I keep reading half of them are insane.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Fight!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

oh newt, stop sucking ronnies dick for five minutes

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

the crowd is reacting like this is a freestyle battle for smack dvd

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

REPEAL EVERYTHING

REPEAL CHRIS WALLACE

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

this is at iowa st? how are there not thousands of college kids heckling these dudes?

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

this is amazing

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

"mr Cain, I can't help but notice that you are black..."

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

No applause for Huntsman.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

This is like British Parliament! Finally, Fox listens to Jon Stewart.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

I PAID FOR THIS STIMULUS PACKAGE, MR WALLACE

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

Wallace is bringing the pain, actually.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is the first person since William McKinley to refer to the U.S. as a "her"

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

good Huntsman answer about service tbh

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

IMMIGRATION YESSSSSS

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

NO APPLAUSE

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

yeah wallace is throwing some hammerblows here

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

Herman Cain has learned so much about Afghanistan he doesn't have time to tell you about any of it.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

They keep forgetting to light the "applause" sign.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

this is at iowa st? how are there not thousands of college kids heckling these dudes?

lol dude have you ever been to ames? the only thing I ever saw ISU students protest in 8 years living there was when they tried to make Veishea a dry event

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

"I know more about banning mosques than anyone in this country"

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

also it is summer, and no one is staying in ames in the summer

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

Oh god lol at Romney's face forever

lol is not enough (blank), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

we have three problems to deal with in Afghanistan: social, economic, and arab

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

When he said there was no intellectual credibility in this discussion, I thought Huntsman was talking about this debate.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

he's literally not going to speak until we have built that wall

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

seriously though you guys ames is not that kinda college town

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

Cain loves the number 4 I guess

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

we have three problems to deal with in Afghanistan: social, economic, and arab

LOL.

"Illegal immigrants must first earn a PhD!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

"I won't talk about anything until we secure the border."

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooooooooove Romney's hair

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

Immigration death panels

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

rofl at the entire idea of newt talking to univision

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

- Married

-_-

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

"what i propose is dedicated ghettos for legal immigrants."

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

which of the GOP candidates that uses the phrase "rammed down our throats" is most likely to be into S&M? imo it's obv huckabee considering his religious background

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

If Obama wins, they should give this entire slate of Republican candidates a panel show on Fox.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Paul is there?

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

hey comic book ppl which superman villain does ron paul remind me of? can't quite place it

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

If Obama wins, they should give this entire slate of Republican candidates a panel show on Fox.

uh this already exists!

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Newt's smug arched eyebrow is not a good look.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Paul looks like Magneto.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

damn paul really fumbled that answer

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

guys

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

That bell!!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

why hasn't Ron Paul been asked a question about wide open fences and high doors?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

Mr. Mxyzptlk

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

I prefer John king's "hmn ok"s to the doorbell thing.

lol is not enough (blank), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, slow down, your comments are ahead of the stream.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

wow BYRON YORK is def in the top 1% of white people names

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

also what is that hair

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha wmc beat me to posting this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Mxyzptlk.PNG

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

Congressman Paul:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Mxyzptlk.PNG

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

whoever said that thing about pawlenty wearing his dad's suit was otm

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Health Impact Fee...I like that.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

oh god, guys, i accidentally clicked the "live chat" button

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

my stream is a couple of minutes behind :(

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

did you guys follow my link because it is lol

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

am i the only one with a TV? :[

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

I just got the twitter main page

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

I'm only now gettting Byron York

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp 46 followers is p impressive

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

i have a tv! i just dont get fox news.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

naw jordan i'm jamming this thing in glorious HD

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

I don't understand it either

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

as i told aerosmith, my cheap-ass cable plan gives me all the broadcast channels and then like animal planet and telemundo

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Those nefarious anti-tobacco special interest groups.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

god this is such a freak show

sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

OH GOD HOW DO I TURN THE LIVE CHAT OFF

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

i'm watching on a tv

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trying to figure out why Bachmann wants to knock out Pawlenty so badly--doesn't Pawlenty being around hurt Romney rather than her?

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Iowa Debate, Round One
August 11, 2011 9:36 P.M.
By Kevin D. Williamson

General observation: T-Paw seems like he is running for president of the debate club. Michele Bachmann is running for Tribune of the People.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

it is streaming on the fox news website if you want to follow there (dunno if stream is video + audio or just audio, but i understand they have one)

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

riot!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

wait what did t-paw just say?

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

BUTTHURT SANTORUM

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum is cracking me up so hard here

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

he called bachman a succubus

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

my dream in life would be to win the lottery tomorrow & then follow santorum around w/ a big truck & just blast this song before his campaign rallies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BIKQfAgh4&ob=av2e

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

"grow the economy" is suuuch a terrible phrase

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

i know it's like the 1000th most offensive thing about all this but ugh

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

i suppose it makes sense how the debate has gone b/c i think it's bachmann vs pawlenty who are really contesting for the ames straw poll?

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann is clever, ain't she

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

Si estamos!

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

Pro life ... pro cigarettes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah daria, i think it was ezra (or weigel?) that said that t-paw is going hard for the straw poll & bcuz of that he's super desperate tonight

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

is it possible that michelle bachmann -- who is dumb as a bag of hammers but smooth and knows her audience -- is the best the gop has to offer?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

she is a wolverine in a pantsuit

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

"I used to run the House of Representatives"--ah, better days.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

lol j0rdan xxxxxxxxp

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

I love these guys' tans.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

is it possible that michelle bachmann -- who is dumb as a bag of hammers but smooth and knows her audience -- is the best the gop has to offer?

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

no

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

Cain and Bachmann are the most talented politicians up there, but the insanity factor is too big.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

oh, he muffed it alright

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

cain? xp

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

this is getting boring whenever Bachmann isn't on :/

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

hey ilx politics regulars: some terrible science fiction reality comes to pass and you are forced to vote for one of the people in the debate tonight. who's it gonna be?

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

I'd vote for the unborn baby

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

mitt, the problem for the GOP primary voters is that you did health care at all, isn't it?

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

mitt, easy

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

romney

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

excellent question wallace!

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

These people are running for something?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

xpost?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

well aero i've been looking for that final tip toward "drinking bleach" so

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Wallace not even breaking a sweat trying to rile up Romney

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

If I were forced to vote for one of the people on the stage, I'd vote for Romney.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

tenth commandment?

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

will my opponents stop dodging the question of which GOP candidate they'd vote for?

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

huntsman or romney both seem ok

xp aero

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

actually, i think i'd do a write in vote for wallace

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

which one of these jokers has the darkest sex secrets? can't decide

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul, constitutional expert

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

michelle, my belle

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

BACHMAN

xposts

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

which one of these jokers has the darkest sex secrets? can't decide

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:55 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark

oh god, NEWT. not even a question.

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

i guarantee you that newt has taken advantage of many intoxicated women in his life

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

rilly tho xp

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

and i will NOT stop until i get around that whole democracy thing

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul basically just said states can have slavery, torture camps, whatever and the federal government needs to just accept it.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

romney actually gave a pretty good answer to the mandate question

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

i'm glad santorum has steered the debate towards hating gay people

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

Man, that sideways glance Bachmann just gave Santorum...

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

temperature just dropped 20 degrees in there

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

what is that guy screaming -- i need to know

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

Y'all are rocking the spoilers for us streamers.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

"LISTEN TO CAPTAIN LORAX, 9/11 IS A SCAM!!!"

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'd vote for huntsman xp

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

my stream fucked up what's happening?

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

Senator Squick hits Lincoln talking point, looks smug.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

I'm streaming in Toronto and don't seem to have any problems.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

I"ve never heard the phrase "organized medicine" before. Thanks Ron!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"
"Newt is talking truth to power"

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

Everybody's got at least one amendment they'd throw under the bus.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

santorum did deliver a nice blow to bachmann, but it doesn't matter since he's rick santorum

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

it's my internet that's bad clem

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck!!

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Lightning round!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

how is there a lightning round w/ an hour left in this debate

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

also, how is there an hour left in this debate

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Damn--I thought Bachmann had stormed off.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

i hate this part of me, but i would not shed a single tear if someone hit santorum with a truck, and then backed over him a couple times

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

Damn--I thought Bachmann had stormed off.

― clemenza, Thursday, August 11, 2011 7:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This would have been amazing.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

strongotm

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

Fox commentators going off script on line!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

anybody get a little whiff of slack from Huntsman?

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/funway/JR-BOB-DOBBS.jpg

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

would not like a whiff of huntsman in any way

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

When will Newt get around to saying something so smart?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

When will I grow another head that looks like Santorum's?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

Christ, I'd rather have the former.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

lmao at t-paw asking for a moment of silence, auidence applauding

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

debates are like an inversion of a common internet phenomenon insomuch as when you watch one you think afterwards "that time would have been better spent watching pornography online"

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

i never don't think that, unless i'm actually having sex, altho sometimes then too

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

Aero asked the first question. Follow-up is which of these loons would you least want as president?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

this is a type of pornography

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

laundry >> porn

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Aero asked the first question. Follow-up is which of these loons would you least want as president?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:06 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

santorum, another easy one

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum, duh.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

altho you could make an argument for newt, only bcuz he could play washington much better

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Aero asked the first question. Follow-up is which of these loons would you least want as president?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:06 PM (19 seconds ago)

doesn't matter really

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Least wanted Bachman by a billion miles, although I actually do have more deep-seated hatred for pawlenty

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Newt is not havin' it! *sass*

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Lol at the way he just said "gloriously"

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

tougher questions right now

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Holy crap, I just started watching this, is Newt Gingrich's strategy to be as unlikable as possible?

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Temperamentally, I get the feeling Gingrich is as off the chart as much as Nixon was.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

is Newt Gingrich's strategy to be as unlikable as possible?

it has been since day 1

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

i think what's really going on is that fox dropped newt's contract on the pretext that they couldn't have any actual candidates on the payroll, and then newt was like "dammit now i have to actually run"

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

I guess all his staff left a few months ago after he failed to heed their "Hey I dunno maybe don't be a huge dick" notes.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

i think what's really going on is that fox dropped newt's contract on the pretext that they couldn't have any actual candidates on the payroll, and then newt was like "dammit now i have to actually run"

― daria-g, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:11 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

also he's broke

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

i love the idea of the US having "best friends" -- so cute

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

It sounds so weird the way Pawlenty says "Barack Obama."

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

I can't make it through 1/2 of a Ron Paul sentence without lol'ing

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

he does seem like he's about to offer you cookies that his wife made

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

wow there is literally still 45 mins left

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

"countries you put sanctions on, you are more likely to fight them"

wonder why

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

i've never seen a debate crowd like this

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

i've also never seen a more butthurt debater than rick santorum ever

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

Gingrich-Santorum 2012: FUCK YOU I'M TALKING

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

Totally agree about the crowd.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

Makes me wonder if they don't usually mic the crowd, tbh.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

I enthusiastically look forward to Herman Cain's answer about Iran.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

he does seem like he's about to offer you cookies that his wife made

― J0rdan S., Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:13 PM (3 minutes ago)

yes he is kind of an adorable grandpa!

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

bachmann living in 24 land

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

Not just that they're loud, there's so much booing. Don't they handpick debate crowds?

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

You mean America? xp

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

Total "Dead Zone" vibes from half these guys.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul looks hella nervous with that pen

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

josh otm

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Not just that they're loud, there's so much booing. Don't they handpick debate crowds?

― clemenza, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:19 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark

well, the crowd is seriously screaming shit at the candidates -- bizarre

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

SMOKING MUSHROOMS WTF

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

what would even happen if you tried to smoke mushrooms

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

as'jiflsad;k;fkajjoieawoj;if

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

hahah yeah i have not taken them myself, but.. who smokes them?!

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

You'd turn into santorum

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Is Santorum encouraging a return of the Shah?

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Tramples the rights of gays!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

I just had a fucking aneurysm. Did Rick goddamn Santorum just say shit about someone "trampling the rights of gays"? Now, I feel like I'm on mushrooms.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

whenever ron paul speaks the crowd becomes like half oprah's favorite things / half lynch mob

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Mitt Romney is looking the most adult in the room...he's ducking a lot of questions."

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

i promised myself i wouldnt still be watching this after my chicken was finished cooking and yet here i am.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

man i'm at work this thing sounds pretty HAM

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like if Chris Wallace was feeling sporting enough, he could probably turn up the Paul vs Iran-is-the-Devil people questions to a point where people in the crowd would start fighting each other.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

pretty much everyone is going hard & ham

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like if Chris Wallace was feeling sporting enough, he could probably turn up the Paul vs Iran-is-the-Devil people questions to a point where people in the crowd would start fighting each other.

― C-L, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:25 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is prob true

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Kind of love that the commercials during this break were for ExxonMobil and WWE Summerslam.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Social issues--woo-hoo!

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Republicans really shine here.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

lmao "the new york times attempted bomber"

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

frank bruni w/ a bomb in his RAV4

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Newt Gingrich is framing himself as the best candidate to deal with the ongoing threat of the Cold War.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

i promised myself i wouldnt still be watching this after my chicken was finished cooking and yet here i am.

Before the chicken I took my meat out of the pot.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

"this Mormon religion"--reminiscent of McCain's "that one."

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

THE LORD SAID BE SUBMISSIVE

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

yoooooooo wtf

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

shit just got real

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

this is for real like jerry springer

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

:O at this question

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

totally, and i love jerry springer

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

omg
submission

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

man two submissives? how does that work?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

YES, GAY MARRIAGE

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yay, it's gay marriage time!

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

GAY MARRIAGE TIME

<Michael Jackson popcorn.gif>

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

man two submissives? how does that work?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:30 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

they just jack each other off

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

stoked

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

"5 wonderful children and 23 foster children who are kinda crappy"

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

WE NEED A LITTLE DISCIPLINE IN HERE

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

"you might wonder why is that"

no, not really actually

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

Gay marriage is Interstate Commerce!

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

gay sex across state lines

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

man two submissives? how does that work?

constant struggle over who has to bottom from the top and who has to top from the bottom

j., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

we need a wall to keep gay sex within bounds

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

selling butts across the borderz

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

What the hell with that followup?

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol huntsman, whenever someone says "that's just my opinion", you know they know they lost

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

man ron paul has to duck slavery and polygamy questions?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

SANTORUM

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

POLYGAMY

SUBMISSION

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

"That's their problem, not mine" is Ron Paul's mantra.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

man, santorum is a really terrible human being

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

"i will not nominate judges that rule from the bench" -- so... you're gonna nominate a baked potato?

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

Forced gay marriage on Iowa.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

he's disgusting

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

Man, the whole insanity of these things even having to be debated in a public forum just weighed upon me.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

"i will not nominate judges that rule from the bench"

somebody fumbled the standard talking point about judges who "legislate from the bench"

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

my kingdom for a television

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

Question I want to ask for the total hardline abortion people: what about ectopic pregnancies?

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

jeesuz there's still 24 minutes left in this shit

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

rick santorum is amazing

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

somebody fumbled the standard talking point about judges who "legislate from the bench"

lol

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

God I forget what a psychotic Santorum is

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

oh yes, pro-life dick measuring contest

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

Would someone just please pop out of the audience and shoot Santorum dead?

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

did he just say "the fetal pain bill"??

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

The fetal pain bill? Do I want to know?

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha xp

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

genetically human

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

wait the kid was victimized twice = first while being rape-conceived?

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

Question I want to ask for the total hardline abortion people: what about ectopic pregnancies?

When Mia Farrow asked Ralph Bellamy that question in Rosemary's Baby, Bellamy got very upset.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Poor Santorum. Hard to look presidential while saying "Hi, I'm lonely."
52 minutes ago

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

I CUM TO BRING THE FETAL PAIN

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

Question I want to ask for the total hardline abortion people: what about ectopic pregnancies?

leave slimer out of this

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

"Poor Santorum. When you Google his name, it talks about anal sex liquids."

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

let's continue our straw polls

if you guys had to be submissive to any of the candidates on the stage, who would it be

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Fetal Pain Bill bars abortions after 20 weeks because at that point the fetus can allegedly/apparently feel pain at that point.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

I would like to learn more about the Fetal Pain Bill -- is it putting a fetus in a headlock?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE74O7MF20110525?irpc=932

Yep tim pawlenty a dude who gets resul....oh never mind

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

"If I were president right now, I would crack a fetus' head with a nutcracker. So it can know what pain is."

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Is it just me or does it sometimes seem like up to 15 minutes go by without some of these candidates get a chance to say anything?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Also that the doctors providing abortions after 20 weeks can be prosecuted. Oh boy!

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Fetal Pain Bill bars abortions after 20 weeks because at that point the fetus can allegedly/apparently feel pain at that point.

― C-L, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark

they had a random sample of fetuses complete surveys

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Josh, we need more jokes

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE74O7MF20110525?irpc=932

Oh yes tim pawlenty a leader who gets resul.... Oh never mind

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Is it just me or does it sometimes seem like up to 15 minutes go by without some of these candidates get a chance to say anything?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:41 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

HUNTSMAN CANCER INSTITOOT

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

EPA REIGN OF TERROR

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

THOSE JACOBINS IN THE EPA

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa how the fuck did I just double post that

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

that was pretty sweet jj

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

WE DON'T MAKE THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE WE MAKE FETAL PAIN LAWS

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

We need to pollute the shit out of our land if it lets businesses make shit cheaper in America...awww Jonny Hunts I kinda liked you...

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing Pawlenty plans to levy a Health Impact Fee on all abortions.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

EPA"s reign of terror!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

"a blank check for $2.4 billion" is easily my favorite republican meme of the year and it's not even remotely close

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

scared *and* concerned

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

Alfred, there's just nothing to work with here.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Also that the doctors providing abortions after 20 weeks can be prosecuted. Oh boy!

since I can't watch this right now, I would appreciate some reassurance that this is a joke #totaldespair

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

did she just combine "elusive" and "illusory"????

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

elusory

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

her fingernails
my god

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

she will cut you

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

since I can't watch this right now, I would appreciate some reassurance that this is a joke #totaldespair

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:44 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

well it got vetoed

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

ellusory your illusion

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

I like how Cain sounds like he takes a deep breath so that he can hold his brains in.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Pick out 4 things herman!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

It's actually in the bible, I think, that you're not supposed to cut your fingernails. And you're supposed to sharpen them, too. I think that was the bible, at least.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha he actually did!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa Bachmann is either willfully ignorant of both a) the debt ceiling raise covering previously appropriated money and/or b) S&P citing the potential difficulties of ever needing a Congressional debt ceiling raise again.

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

hey, it's newt!

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

I just want to hear him say dividend again

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

These guys are truly such characters the WWF vibes are not fading. They should campaign masks. I mean, Rick Perry even has a wrestler-ready name!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Question I want to ask for the total hardline abortion people: what about ectopic pregnancies?

the hardline abortion people believe that there is no circumstance under which it's not ok to favor the fetus over the mother.

santorum is such a fucking hypocrite asshole jesus fuckin CHRIST that fuckin dude.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa Bachmann is either willfully ignorant of both a) the debt ceiling raise covering previously appropriated money and/or b) S&P citing the potential difficulties of ever needing a Congressional debt ceiling raise again.

― C-L, Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:46 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

she also said that barack obama got a blank check for a specific amount of money

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa Bachmann is either willfully ignorant of both a) the debt ceiling raise covering previously appropriated money and/or b) S&P citing the potential difficulties of ever needing a Congressional debt ceiling raise again.

she 100% does not understand the whole deal.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa Bachmann is either willfully ignorant of both a) the debt ceiling raise covering previously appropriated money and/or b) S&P citing the potential difficulties of ever needing a Congressional debt ceiling raise again.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

yeah you don't have to overthink bachmann

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

poor ron paul.

i never thought i'd be typing those words.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

Newt reminds me of the know it all scientist in horror movies that always wants to study the creature only to be ripped apart and eaten.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

"Primary villain"! I like when Newt uses grandiose language.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

Bring back the gold standard!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

btw once this is over i'm gonna smoke some mushrooms at my place, if anyone wants to come over & kick it and smoke mushrooms with me

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

cnn definitely limited the weirdness with the way they ran their debate

daria-g, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa am I psychic?!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

Right but like they get that untreated ectopics are most likely to kill everybody involved, right? I mean I can see people going all "Well such is God's will" or some bullshit like that, I guess, but STILL

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

totally down for smoking mushrooms after this

or self-immolation, either way

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

we're all gonna smoke mushrooms in america behind our electric submission respect fence

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

Fox has no weirdness quota.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

btw once this is over i'm gonna smoke some mushrooms at my place, if anyone wants to come over & kick it and smoke mushrooms with me

cool man let's do some abortions

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

which debate was it where they, like, asked the candidates what kinda sandwiches they liked & shit

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

Smoking mushrooms, whippin shitties and performing abortions

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

btw once this is over i'm gonna smoke some mushrooms at my place, if anyone wants to come over & kick it and smoke mushrooms with me

well this beats going to the Gables Bar

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

man those were the days, jjj

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

"what jumped out at you?"
"oh my god..."

that guy otm.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

someone is saying "too orange, too orange" on the stream

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

It's weird how all these folks say something right about, say, 5% of the time, and yet it's never the same issue. They could maybe form a Republican Voltron.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

don't even joke about that

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i am getting all kinds of weird subliminal messages on the audio track of the feed

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

"kill rick santorum...do it..."

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

rick perry about to walk out in a wrestling robe and US Title belt.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 12 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

guys, the commentators are more fun than the candidates.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

Romney failing up, say Fox commentators.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

Macho Man Rick Perry.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

if i could choose anyone to be in this debate it would be mtv riff raff

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

Ok gun to head I guess huntsman is the least horribly shitty of these candidates

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

"no pepperoni left behind"

- herman cain

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

Special fox Light show built to establish Cain blackness

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

rick perry about to walk out in a wrestling robe and US Title belt.

This is kinda making me want all the GOP candidates to start using entrance music. Like ideally I want there to be some Rick Santorum speech going on and then out of nowhere, "Good God, that's Ron Paul's music!!!"

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

Did they just turn the lights down on Cain?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

What poet said that?

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

it is so amazing that the only guy openly arguing that america shouldn't default is the controversial, risky candidate

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul would really like 'watch the throne' imo

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

Just a poet, any poet. Some poet. Doesn't matter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

and that poet was...luther campbell

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Paul: down on wars, up with people.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

That's when I despise Republicans most--Obama's never held a real job, never been part of the real economy. Oh please.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

Am looking on Google and thus far all it turns up is Herman Cain speeches

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

mitt romney: NOT A MARXIST.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

If Mitt were a patriot, he would call Obama and teach him about the economy and how to make it stronger.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

A poet once said "with great blessing comes great responsibility"

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

WAIT

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

It appears to be from a song called the Power of One by Donna Summer

The theme to Pokemon 2000

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/donna-summer/the-power-of-one.html

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

wait has anyone actually SEEN t-paw and spider-man in the same room?

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

They should reboot the Spider-man franchise as the Republican presidential race,

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_One_(Donna_Summer_song)

C-L, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

I'd totally vote for Republican Spider-man.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

so glad I decided to read this thread instead of watching the debates. hella lols y'all.

davon cuul II (m bison), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my god

Pokemon 2000

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

Christ, 15 months to go ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

i ch-ch-choose YOU, herman cain

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

oh man i'm so mad that luntz isn't running an instant focus group

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

I'm writing my local MP tomorrow to get the hell down to Washington and repeal Dodd-Frank.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

what color is the inside of frank luntz's mouth? it looks like he just ate a pumpkin

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

well guys, i'll see you all in september i guess. until then, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'll see you guys in the Kanye-Jay-Z thread!

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

man these fox commentators are like the mclaughin group on quaaludes

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

Don’t Bash Byron’s Question
August 11, 2011 11:02 P.M.
By Kathryn Jean Lopez

I am reading and hearing a lot of criticism of Byron York for asking Michele Bachmann a submissive wife question. That issue is out there and he gave her an opportunity to address it and she did gracefully. I think it was a good moment for Christianity, marriage, women … Rather than other media outlets being creeped out by evangelicals, he let he provide an explainer in a national forum.

Am I crazy?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

that last sentence is crazy!

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm watching the Pat Caddell group. They all seem surprised that the economy came up so late in the debate, and that nothing much got said. Does it occur to them that these people have no more clue what to do right now than Obama does? Nobody knows what to do.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

submissive doesn't mean respectful and pretending it does is ridiculous. she made her original statement because she is crazy.

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

The debate crowd was quite audibly taken aback by the submission question.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

indeed

T-Fetal Pain (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

people should be taken back because she actually said that and not because it came up in a debate. (not that i know which they were gasping at)

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

I know very little about Perry, but I wouldn't be surprised if he flops now. The people I'm listening to have suddenly cast him as a saviour--just like Fred Thompson last time.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

my, easily amused, y'all

part of the "must pull D lever" self-hypnosis, I grok

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

they don't have levers anymore, gramps

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

ha i coulda sworn last time i voted in NYS they did, but that was 2008 and in 2010 i voted absentee

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

Morbs that is some bullshit, anybody of any political persuasion can get lols from this so don't even front

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't even aware this was about politics until morbs commented tbh. just thought it was a bunch of middle-aged nutjobs yelling at each other.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

Can't help but note that morbs was unable to post to this thread until Ron Paul was no longer on live tv

COINCIDENCE?

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't even aware this was about politics until morbs commented tbh. just thought it was a bunch of middle-aged nutjobs yelling at each other.

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

ilx has been around a pretty long time now huh

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

Funny, I didn't notice the middle-aged nutjobs yelling til Morbs wandered in.

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

ilx has been around a pretty long time now huh

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, August 12, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/7WOj5.gif

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 12 August 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't even aware this was about politics until morbs commented tbh. just thought it was a bunch of middle-aged nutjobs yelling at each other.

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i wouldn't necessarily refer to you, morbs & aero as nutjobs

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah middle aged nutjobs that's like...the posters in this thread!

right?

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

ticking off Rev & J0rd on The List... :(

Can't help but note that morbs was unable to post to this thread until Ron Paul was no longer on live tv

I don't have TV right now, so HO HA HEE!

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H_ki8UPd3M

lol this is a p incredible collection of doodz

ice cr?m, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

robot-candidate watch:

http://www.slate.com/id/2301396/

"So it looks like you've put some components in the concrete!" says Romney. "That's pretty fun!"

j., Friday, 12 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I thought that I heard you loling, I thought that I heard you steen (crüt), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

"i introduced the lightbulb freedom of choice act"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

good god these nitwits will be judged harshly by history

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

do we look back at anachronistic also-rans from previous races, though? would be interested to hear examples of the driftwood that was pushed aside by earlier candidates.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

good god these nitwits will be judged harshly by history

Is, ironically, precisely the same delusion that drives these nitwits!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

So, throughout the debate, was there a more WTF moment than Santorum citing Iranian persecution of gays as a bad thing?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

He was confused when told he needed to cultivate his anti-base.

Gimme a GOP primary lineup featuring Al Haig and Pats Robertson & Buchanan anytime.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

I liked a nice nutjob when I was younger & I still love them today I don't see what that has to do with anything

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

anyway, seems Romney had his YouTube moment at the Iowa State Fair w/ "Corporations are people"

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Just read an interesting take that I had never considered, namely that Huntsman is running not for 2012, but potentially 2016, and that is the same reason Huckabee is not running. Maybe Palin, too. They recognize Obama can't be beat by any of these jokers in 2012, but sense a real opportunity the next time around. Ergo, Huntsman is just getting his name out there. Huckabee, his name already out there, is biding his time. Which is not to say those other nuts won't run again next time, too, but some and/or all of them will likely be weakened by the coming campaign, if not permanently crippled.

Hey, apropos of nothing, what is up with Ross Perot? I'm always shocked when candidates spend millions of dollars and all their time running for the highest office and responsibility in the land, then just disappear or fade away when they lose.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

what's up with Ross Perot is that he's 81

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1992/1101921012_400.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Huntsman is the first person since William McKinley to refer to the U.S. as a "her"

It's true that most modern pols save that for Israel.

anyway:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/romney-corporations-are-people-my-friend-video.php

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFtF2oWt6Jk&feature=player_embedded

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

huntsman is running for 1996. too many his political views (maybe defaulting would be a bad idea, perhaps gay people are not inherently evil) are far too radical for the republican party and they're still gonna be in 2016. it's possible that pres Romney would the party a little more towards the center on a few things but I'm not sure he could get away with it w/o backlash.

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

would shift

iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

I thought perot was 81 when he first ran for president

confidence mane (crüt), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Funny, Perot comes off as more presidential to me now than any of those yahoos on the debate last night.

Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich (Dan Peterson), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/08/12/graham.iowa.debate/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

Romney vs. Perry: Both winners. The two front-runners did very well. Rick Perry won since he was not involved in the debate, but he is expected to announce his candidacy Saturday. And fortunately for him, no one took any serious swings at him. Romney also won in Thursday night's debate, but he did it with defense, fending off all attacks nicely. The other candidates and the moderators laid into Romney much more than in the previous debate, but he reminded me of those wizards in "Harry Potter" that specialize in the defense against the dark arts. He continually brushed off their advances with ease, as if he only had to flick his wand. And he succeeded at it while remaining in control ... and presidential.

want to quote this out of context so badly

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

From Bill James's site today (his site's changing addresses Monday, so he's been telling readers that new questions will disappear in the changeover):

If I ask a question now and you don't answer it before the switchover, where does my question spend eternity?
Asked by: 77royals
Answered: August 12, 2011

Watching and re-watching the Iowa Caucus debate.

clemenza, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/12/rick-perry-newsweek-interview-transcript.html

Wow.

curmudgeon, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.scotusblog.com/2011/08/affordable-care-act-predictions/

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

er whoops. wrong damn thread. been doing that a lot lately.

uh, i bet the candidates will be talking about it...

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

when does someone pick up the 'states rights' mantra of perry's and use it to accuse him of being racist

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

(Q.:) I see how that might make sense for, say, education. But what would it mean for something like Social Security—a big, national safety net? In the book, you call Social Security a “failure” that “we have been forced to accept for more than 70 years now.” Is it time for it to end?

(Perry:) Well, the counties of Matagorda, Bresoria, and Galveston in 1981 decided they wanted to opt out of this Social Security program. They have now very well funded programs and their employees are going to be substantially better taken care of then anybody in Social Security.

what in sweet fuck is he talking about. counties? opted out? what?

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

matagorda, bresoria and galveston!

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

it's actually much crazier when he starts talking about the 17th amendment

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

oh county employees, that makes a little more sense

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://townhall.com/columnists/merrillmatthews/

fair and balanced

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

Have you ever wondered why virtually no breakthrough drugs are invented in garages, as various Internet and software companies have done?

actually no because i'm not a dumbshit

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

Does meth not count as a breakthrough drug?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

lol

tine nic (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Scarborough is upset.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

yikes

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

holy lol

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Michele Bachmann is a joke. She is a joke. And now I will pass it on to you. Her answer is a joke, her candidacy is a joke, and anybody that sits here and says she has any chance of winning anything is out of their mind. Take your straw poll, take your caucus, but Iowa, if you let her win, you prove your irrelevance once again.

^^ i'm hearing this in the voice of jacobim mugatu

5ish finkel (goole), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

yowza

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://gop12.thehill.com/2011/06/scarborough-compares-bachmann-to-reagan.html

I guess dude got tired of biting his tongue, or else maybe he never actually paid any attention to Bachmann

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Comment on that Scarborough rant:

I might care if anyone was actually watching MSLSD beyond a lice infested group of dreadlocked tie dyed leftists reaking of bo and incense.

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

So, throughout the debate, was there a more WTF moment than Santorum citing Iranian persecution of gays as a bad thing?

to santorum, gay rights == not stoning gays to death

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum doesn't mind gays as long as they locked behind doors sitting on his face

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Best comment in that MSNBC rant:

Scarborough and Matthews have evidently sold their souls to satin.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

fabulous!

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum doesn't mind gays as long as they are in Iran (but not being persecuted! At least not until he starts bombing them!)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

new best comment

gold2512 5 minutes ago
maybe it's just me..but I've noticed something unusual about liberals...the women are manly and have lots-o-
testosterone and they guys seem to be gushing with estrogen....

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

It's just him.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

not often one gets to be the first to type something on ILM..but...um

scarborough otm?

are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

haha hilariously it seems you ARE the first person on ILE to ever say that

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

It kinda seemed like he was going "oh, Dylan Ratigan went viral with his rant, I'll do the same" though. I'm kinda sick of these "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore" scenes already, and the campaign's barely underway.

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

I am shocked, shocked that the GOP's media chorus wants to torpedo their nuttiest prospect.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

(at least the more rational sector of it)

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, otm.

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

Matagorda, Bresoria, and Galveston Counties

And take a wild, wild guess who represents these counties in the House of Representatives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.arkansasweekly.com/images/aotm051309joedon.jpg

?

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://anglosaxonblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ronpaul1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahahaha

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

fun fact: Joe Don Baker improves every movie he is in

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

i would vote for buford pusser before most of these fools tbh

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

joe don baker improves every legislative body he is in

max, Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WWIy23PK7tM/SwembdS36kI/AAAAAAAAEaY/mZe3YmtW7bA/s400/cover.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/08/10/us/politics/iowa-straw-poll.html?ref=politics

i feel confident that they put a 'who had the space in 2007' column in only so they could put 'space did not exist' next to pawlenty's name

j., Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann edges out Paul; Pawlenty draws about half as many votes as them and finishes third; Perry edges Romney among non-competitors; Huntsman gets buried. Next debate will be even less civil than last one.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

Furthering the irrelevancy of this straw poll.

little mushroom person (abanana), Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

I keep hearing it's irrelevant in actually helping anyone, but that it can damage someone. Not that Huntsman had a hope of winning, but after today he may be out even sooner than expected.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

He drew something like 60 votes out of 16,000.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

it's not "irrelevant" per se but pretty much is this year since the two actual candidates didnt participate

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

I would not be surprised if bachmann actually wins iowa and is this year's huckabee

iatee, Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

I know what you mean, but I haven't completely discounted the possibility that Bachmann would win the nomination...almost, but not quite. Perry would have to flop, followed by Romney simply being unacceptable to too many people, followed by Pawlenty never managing to demonstrate that he has a pulse.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

(xpost to k3vin)

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

i mean it's predictive when it is and it isn't when it isn't - which isn't to say it's not a good tool but the reasons it fails as a predictor tend to be obvious - this year it's a mix between "actual candidates decided to stay home (palin!) & "the entire gop electorate are crazed lunatics"

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think the straw poll really matters but I do think if Bachmann got the nom Obama would completely destroy her in november. Randy Bachmann would get more votes than Michelle tbh

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

I know this is the dead horse I beat over and over, but imo politics is rarely a game that involves zero percent chances. Bachmann has some chance of winning both the nomination. Winning the straw poll to me means the chance is probably greater than .0001% but surely it's still less than 10%.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

also, yes Romney and Perry didn't contest the straw poll, but that speaks to THEIR weaknesses, not those of the other candidates.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah but there's also a chance that giant pomeranians from space will colonize the earth

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol

killer insight MA thanks for filling me in on probability

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

also, yes Romney and Perry didn't contest the straw poll, but that speaks to THEIR weaknesses, not those of the other candidates.

More like those two candidates have more than enough strength to need to bother with some dog-and-pony show off of I-35 somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

More like those two candidates have more than enough strength to need to bother with some dog-and-pony show off of I-35 somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Not contesting Iowa means you don't think you can win it, not that you're super strong and don't need to bother with it.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol

killer insight MA thanks for filling me in on probability

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:42 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to people who say that someone who polls among the leaders has a "zero percent chance" of winning. Actually, maybe you are one of these people and are just attempting a lazy zing, I don't know.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

Strength in getting the nomination. Iowa is looking more and more irrelevant, and the smarter campaigns are realizing that fact.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

I will say it right now, Bachmann has zero chance of becoming president.

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i think all of you are underestimating the effect that the return of Quetzalcoatl will have on this campaign

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Mitt just doesn't want to lose again. It was plenty relevant in 2008 when he lost to Huckabee and his campaign stalled. And it was relevant when Obama won it, too.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

is new hampshire not relevant either? When do we get to the relevant primaries?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

mitt won the straw poll in 2008

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

2007, i meant, obviously

the reason romney stayed out of this seemed pretty obvious to me - the gop's electorate is currently composed of a bunch of rabid dipshits that will only be diluted once the campaigns actually get into gear. he's got the most money and name recognition. he had absolutely nothing to gain by participating in this

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

and something to lose

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Sunday, 14 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'd say 0-10% is a pretty good estimate of Bachmann's chance of winning the nomination. And I don't think the chances of any of them winning exist in a vacuum--some of that will depend of what kind of shape Obama is in. There's two ways of looking at that: 1) (what I think) the worse shape he's in, the less likely they're liable to nominate anyone other than Romney, or 2) (what Chait or Cohn or somebody said the other day) the worse shape he's in, the more likely they are to take a chance on someone they really want, i.e. Bachmann.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

who's "they"?

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

guys bachman was just elected president by some straws in iowa #ripusa

ice cr?m, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

They would equal the people who vote, I think.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

the reason romney stayed out of this seemed pretty obvious to me - the gop's electorate is currently composed of a bunch of rabid dipshits that will only be diluted once the campaigns actually get into gear. he's got the most money and name recognition. he had absolutely nothing to gain by participating in this

― tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

He would have had plenty to gain if he actually thought he could win the caucus! This is a concession on his part, not a statement on the relevance of Iowa. The idea that Iowa is meaningless and New Hampshire is important is just spin.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like W is the only non-incumbant Republican to win the straw poll and go on to the nomination. In 2008, McCain came in 10th. Why spend money on some goofy event when you've got other fish to fry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

the idea that bachmann is a viable candidate is spin, that serves the left and the right alike

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

I don't remember exactly, but wasn't McCain pretty much out of money at that point? I thought his non-participation was more out of desperation than any kind of strategy.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

it's sully, so whatever, but i did smirk at his perspective post tonight

"Michelle Bachmann's vote total is about the same number of people who have visited this site in the past hour on a Saturday night."

Clay, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing that Iowa and New Hampshire mean is "here's what the press will talk about and some people will consider important"

leaves in my teapot this morning sort of resembled a C so I'm calling the general election for Herman Cain, you heard it here first

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

could be for me though

thinkin about makin a run at this thing

Clay, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

In 2008, McCain came in 10th. Why spend money on some goofy event when you've got other fish to fry.

―(Pleasant Plains), Sunday, August 14, 2011 3:08 AM (42 minutes ago)

McCain staked his whole campaign on winning NH and luckily for him it worked. It's a strategy of a flawed candidate.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing that Iowa and New Hampshire mean is "here's what the press will talk about and some people will consider important"
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, August 14, 2011 3:40 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

How many candidates have lost both Iowa and New Hampshire and recovered to win the nomination?

Losing both of them ended Romney's chances in 2008. Same for Howard Dean et al. We can argue about whether that's fair or whether it's just due to media nonsense, but it's a fact that you need to win some of the early primaries to have a realistic chance, and conceding the first one is not a great way to start!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

iowa straw poll =/= iowa caucus. romney won the iowa straw poll in '07

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

yes and then he lost the caucus. Which is why he's decided to give up on the state this time.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

Romney doesn't have some unusual plan to win Iowa without contesting the straw poll. He's just moved on from the state and is focusing on NH.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not sure he's ditching iowa as much as not giving a crap about the straw poll, which is meaningless?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

"watch your back, mitt."

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

nate silver had a good post about how the straw poll is a much better indicator of caucus results than any other poll.

bill clinton didn't win iowa or new hampshire but he did finish strong in new hampshire ('comeback kid'), enough so the 'narrative' made it a win for him (it helped that it was a noncontender, tsongas, that did actually win and not say kerrey or harkin). clinton is the only candidate of either party to win his party's nomination w/o winning iowa or new hampshire post carter putting the iowa caucus on the map. mcgovern failed to win new hampshire but finished strong and had muskie's meltdown and wallace getting shot helping him toward the nomination. prior to 72 the party nomination process is virtually a totally different beast from today.

romney's learning from hillary who vacillated on whether to contest iowa and then did, poorly. you'll hear talk of candidates mapping out some path to the nomination that doesn't hyper focus on iowa/new hampshire/south carolina but i think giuliani killed that dream for awhile.

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

i think all of you are underestimating the effect that the return of Quetzalcoatl will have on this campaign

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Saturday, August 13, 2011 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i actually dont think quetzalcoatls return will have a huge effect on the 2012 race, can see it being a spoiler in 2016 but i tend to think it helps/harms all candidates equally

max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

btw my new theory which i have probably already aired on this board is that jon huntsman is secretly an obama agent intent on depressing romneys vote totals by siphoning them off

max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

Like lots of Obama ideas that has worked particularly well, hasn't it

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

Pawlenty's out btw.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

BREAKING NEWS8:48 AM ET
Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty Quitting Repubican Presidential Race

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.themightyginge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tumbleweed7.jpg

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum is delighted!

http://reason.com/assets/mc/_ATTIC/Image/santorum%20921.jpg

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

It'd be great if one by one they all dropped out until they realized that there were no more candidates, then one by one got in again. Plus Palin.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

And Palin can run on the imperative to cut the Republican candidate slate down to one by 2012.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

now Rachel Maddow can even wear a Bachmann mask to fire up the 'troops'

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

dude was no doubt a long-shot but there are about 8 people who should be dropping out before him

iatee, Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

iatee otm

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

was he really in a worse position than mccain 4 years ago? I guess you can't compare them cause mccain's been a national figure for decades, but idk, shit happens, and it's not like he has a job to back to. prob was a $ decision.

iatee, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

LOLenty

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

T-LOL! T-LOL! T-LOL! T-LOL!

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah theyre saying he was out of money, it would really difficult to raise more after this, esp. with perry in the race, and he didnt want to go into debt

max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that makes sense

iatee, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

unlike AMERICA right

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

prob was a $ decision

like every single decision in American politics and policy.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

i sorta admire him for packing it in now & not trudging along w/ no money

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

Been out all day--wow. Maybe everything I kept hearing was right: the straw poll can't help you a whole lot, but it can kill you. This sharpens the race--Bachmann/Perry on one side, Romney on the other--and even though common sense says it helps Romney, who knows.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

like every single decision in American politics and policy.

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Surely Pawlenty wasn't as bad a politician as he's come off as the past couple of months--if you went by that, it's a mystery how he ever won two governor's race.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

jesse ventura was once governor of minnesota, so don't think too hard about it

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

i'm trying to think of an analogue for pawlenty - mark warner maybe? someone who looked like a heavyweight and definite frontrunner at some point that never actually approached being a factor really and was out of it well before primary season actually started. except warner had other/better options and it didn't seem like a flameout when he dropped out. btw ppl thinking that bachmann or even perry are too crazy/conservative/clearly dumb to win the white house should remember the same was said once of reagan.

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

well, pawlenty won with 44% and 46.7% in fields with third-party candidates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_gubernatorial_election,_2002

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_gubernatorial_election,_2006

j., Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

and bush II

xp

davon cuul II (m bison), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

one thing i didn't realize before looking into previous primaries the other night was just how close reagan came to getting the nomination in 68. if he had gotten the nod could he have beaten humphrey? what changes if he's elected president in 68 instead of nixon?

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

we wouldnt have had nixon to kick around anymore

max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5830699/bachmann-dodges-questions-about-gay-rights

that bachmann interview is awesome btw. like she has just no leeway to even say something that resembles having respect for anyone gay, in any capacity. like i don't know how she can really proceed if she has no defence of the staunch unreasonableness of her views.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

I'm confident of her ability to steal oxygen from America for far longer than her actual candidacy is tolerable.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

so it's basically romney, perry, or huntsman amirite

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

perry does scare me a bit. tell me why he shouldn't.

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

the whole bachmann dynamic frightens me, though -- not so much b/c i think she is a tenable candidate (she isn't) but because she's this woman who two years ago was this in-the-wilderness crazypants podunk congresswoman who everyone could laugh at, and now she's... well she's not in the wilderness i suppose.

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i sorta feel guilty getting too indulgent in the fun-hate of like terrible republican ridiculousness, but there is that dimension to it - so, huh, this person is part of the public discourse now hey - people agree with this person. it probably also has the undesirable effect of making the still-shitty but way less shitty status quo seem more palatable in comparison, eg defines it as 'way to the left of' abject craziness

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

agreed.

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

It's really no surprise Bachmann has emerged as the incarnation of two years' worth of anger and hope.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

oh well, at least my guy will rule out vetoing a potential employee on account of their boyfriend

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

she's also much better an incarnation of said anger and hope than Palin.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

palin is _literally_ a sideshow at this point

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

so it's basically romney, perry, or huntsman amirite

romney vs perry. the "importance" of the straw poll is lol, but huntsman did terrrrrrrrrrible.


Place Candidate Votes Percentage
1 Michele Barf 4,823 28.6%
2 Ron Paul 4,671 27.7%
3 T-LOL 2,293 13.6%1
4 Anal Froth 1,657 9.8%
5 Herman Cain 1,456 8.6%
6 Rick Perry 718 4.3%
7 Mitt Romney 567 3.4%
8 Newt Gingrich 385 2.3%
9 Jon Huntsman 69 0.4%
10 Thaddeus McCotter 35 0.2%

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

thaddeus mccotter has lured all these chumps into a false feeling of security. now, thaddeus! now is the time to strike!!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

it's Perry vs. Romney now, Bachmann won't get the major financial backing they will

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

also Bachmann:Reagan is a terrible, very innacurate analogy

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

she is a nobody whose been catapulted into the limelight after a handful of years in the House of Representatives. When Reagan won the nomination in '80 he had already served two terms as governor of the country's most populous state and had been angling for the nomination for over a dozen years, and had previously come pretty close.

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

jesse ventura was once governor of minnesota, so don't think too hard about it

And would be a far preferable prez than anyone running now including Bam, eh?

I have no memories of the '68 campaign (RFK murder aside) so I had forgotten that Nixon was scared of Reagan taking the nomination. And Dick lifted some of his playbook, so not only has everyone after RR in the White House tried to be him...

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

it's Perry vs. Romney now, Bachmann won't get the major financial backing they will

this. i'm sure the tea-party loves michelle bachmann fine, but they're going to push her down a flight of stairs to get to rick perry.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

And would be a far preferable prez than anyone running now including Bam, eh?

― satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:21 (34 minutes ago)

No.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

loopy old cranks who happen to agree with me on a lot of issues aren't necessarily presidential material.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

I'd vote for Morbs.

The Reverend, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

yeah by any measure he was a terrible governor -- horrible interpersonal relations, horrible management style, etc.

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

xpost not referring to morbs

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

Bachmann’s comment about slavery was not a gaffe. It is, as she would say, a world view. In “Christianity and the Constitution,” the book she worked on with Eidsmoe, her law-school mentor, he argues that John Jay, Alexander Hamilton, and John Adams “expressed their abhorrence for the institution” and explains that “many Christians opposed slavery even though they owned slaves.” They didn’t free their slaves, he writes, because of their benevolence. “It might be very difficult for a freed slave to make a living in that economy; under such circumstances setting slaves free was both inhumane and irresponsible.”

Puts me in mind of nothing but goole's or whomever's post about the founding fathers burning midnight oil, listlessly playing with hoop toy.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

the "logic" behind that argument is just--

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

which governor are you talking about, amateurist?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

T-Paw?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

better question is which state Morbz was a governor of, imo.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

i love the nickname that colbert gave to romney the other night: Dr. Martin Luther, Inc

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

Puts me in mind of nothing but goole's or whomever's post about the founding fathers burning midnight oil, listlessly playing with hoop toy.

― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Sunday, August 14, 2011 6:17 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh hem

ice cr?m, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry but don't worry, I just credited you with perspicacity in another thread.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

tough but fair

ice cr?m, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

Dude, Bastards of the Party -- my head is reeling with the history. Mike Davis otm.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

loopy old cranks who happen to agree with me on a lot of issues aren't necessarily presidential material.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, August 14, 2011 6:05 PM (53 minutes ago)

lacks the hair

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

shakey who's making a bachmann : reagan analogy?

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

Just watched that Bachmann gay-rights interview clip thing and it made me really want to see her get the nomination, not because it'd be a gimme for Dems, but because I was filled with renewed rage towards the Tea Party and the right wing generally and I want to see all the cranks and haters that get off on MB's kind of hate speech have to face being TROUNCED in an open contest. Like, I just want them to have to accept that their fucked-up view is this increasingly small niche and not the majority already.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

be careful what you wish for...

by another name (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

Sully: I told you so

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

shakey who's making a bachmann : reagan analogy?

― balls, Sunday, August 14, 2011 7:17 PM (17 minutes ago)

seems like it's user "balls"

i'm trying to think of an analogue for pawlenty - mark warner maybe? someone who looked like a heavyweight and definite frontrunner at some point that never actually approached being a factor really and was out of it well before primary season actually started. except warner had other/better options and it didn't seem like a flameout when he dropped out. btw ppl thinking that bachmann or even perry are too crazy/conservative/clearly dumb to win the white house should remember the same was said once of reagan.

― balls, Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:34 PM (5 hours ago)

tine nic (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

sorry i didn't realize 'too crazy/conservative/clearly dumb' are actually code for 'inexperienced'. ok they said the same about obama in that case then. they said he was too crazy and conservative since apparently this means 'inexperienced'. i remain skeptical of the idea that there is such a thing as too crazy or conservative for american voters.

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

ie 'noone's gone directly from the house to the presidency since garfield' seems a much stronger argument against her electability than 'america doesn't elect crazy idiotic conservatives president'.

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

i think bachmann's a different kind of crazy conservative than reagan or either bush

tine nic (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

ball otm imo

iatee, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

actually both balls, even

iatee, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

Seeing as RFK was mentioned in passing a little upthread, I'll mention this here: Norman Jewison introduced In the Heat of the Night at the Lightbox this afternoon, and he said that he and Melina Mercouri were scheduled to have dinner with Kennedy (at John Frankenheimer's home) later in the evening on the day he was killed.

Matt Armstrong and I seem to be the only two people here who think Bachmann has a (small) chance at the nomination. Haven't a clue how effective Perry is in debates or with the media, what kind of stuff will come out and how he'll handle it, etc. If he messes up, you never know.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

idk I'd put her at like 10% w/ romney and perry each 40% and 'something weird happens' at 10%

iatee, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

Look how awesome Huckabee looked to the Christian base at this time in 2007 and when he won the Iowa caucus in January 2008.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

i'm torn between rooting for romney on a 'he would clearly easily be the most competent/palatable president of this lot' basis and rooting for bachmann on a 'fuck this country' basis. i'm in georgia so it's not like it matters anyway, i'll be in the grave before a democrat carries this state again.

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Something weird" would be fantastic--I can't even imagine what would fill in that blank. Something better even than Zombie Reagan. Something spectacular beyond words.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

perry, romney, bachmann caught in a 3-some in some iowa gas-station bathroom, ron paul takes the nomination

iatee, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

perry, romney, bachmann caught in a 3-some in some iowa gas-station bathroom,

with Larry Craig peering through a gloryhole.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

My something-weird involves Herman Cain, a rocketship, and an underground stockpile of plutonium.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

More than anything else, Bachmann reminds me of all those third-string Christian U. law grads George W. would always appoint. Like, better suited to failing up while hidden back in the shadows.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

besides romney and cain how many of these freaks have talk radio experience?

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

i remember in this public speaking class several years back, early in the term, we were supposed to bring in something that represented us or some shit and give a little 'get to know me' speech, truth be told i'm not sure i grasp the assignment now. anyway this one chick starts going on about this book, how it had opened her eyes and changed the way she lived, how everyone should read it and it would change their lives too, etc and i'm thinking 'here comes a bible' but instead it was this: http://covers.openlibrary.org/b/olid/OL3566473M-M.jpg. bachmann reminds me of that chick. although apparently w/ 'burr' instead lol.

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

he looks so doe-eyed and young in that cover shot

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

Rick perry seems like the obvious nominee to me. Anyone want to tell me what his draw backs are as a candidate

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Monday, 15 August 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

symmetry requires that you start a "what are rick perry's flaws?" thread for that

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

Dude, Bastards of the Party -- my head is reeling with the history. Mike Davis otm.

― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Sunday, August 14, 2011 6:52 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great movie!

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

In the future, all governors of Texas will be played by Josh Brolin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

Rick perry seems like the obvious nominee to me. Anyone want to tell me what his draw backs are as a candidate

Isn't he supposed to be gay?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

if Democrats hadn't completely abandoned the high ground there'd be a load of stuff you could get Perry on but one of the consequences of abandoning the high ground is exactly this, that when you wanna say "Rick Perry, you knowingly executed an innocent man" they've got "who the fuck are you to talk, you keep people rotting in prisons who haven't been charged with shit" right back atcha

I think though that the "Rick Perry created jobs" thing is a non-starter - that the "these are all fast food jobs" line will stick even after they come back with "YOU ELITISTS HATE WORKING PEOPLE" - nobody wants to work at McDonald's - I think his bloodthirst really is a good way to come at this guy & a good way for the Democrats to theoretically regain the ground they've conceded, to rep for justice being tempered with mercy and to remind everybody that a core value of our civilization is that it's better for a guilty man to go free than for an innocent one to be put to death

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol j/k like they'd rep for any of those values

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

Rick perry seems like the obvious nominee to me. Anyone want to tell me what his draw backs are as a candidate

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Sunday, August 14, 2011 11:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel at this point its just no one has seen him attempt to operate at this level, its like based on his polotics tons people thought pawlenty would be an amazing candidate but once you put him on stage youre dealing w/the actual guy tim pawlenty, and like most people just dont have 'it' - besides that idk he sort of suggested texas should end its relationship w/the usa, doesnt seem like a guy whos playing the long game

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

but idk dont really know much abt the guy

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

Rick perry seems like the obvious nominee to me. Anyone want to tell me what his draw backs are as a candidate

not bright (not in a "not intellectually-curious" way, but in a "dumb as a bag of hammers" way); has repeatedly said that social-security and medicare are unconstitutional; his religious affiliations are radical and disturbing; his texas-miracle was more an example of texas winning a race-to-the-bottom (pulled jobs from other states by depressing wages and gutting regulations, things that wouldn't work on a national level and are bad policy anyway). i feel like he'll steamroll to the gop nomination; not sure if he'd be a juggernaught or a paper-tiger in the general election.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 August 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

kinda suspect the not another one of these guys effect re the bush similarities could play a role in this election

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

like people are using the bush comp to prove perrys electability but people really dont like george bush and regret electing him

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushbillboard.jpg

tine nic (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 August 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

like people are using the bush comp to prove perrys electability but people really dont like george bush and regret electing him

think this is prob true, & even more probably true enough in terms of the huge numbers it takes to get elected, but i think i am suspicious that there is a thing in the human brain that likes familiarity, so likes a dynasty or a son or whatever. & that 'he's like bush' might translate as 'he is like a former president' rather than 'he is like that jackass we had last time'

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2015434867df9970c-550wi

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

hybrid perry/bush 2012

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/14ihbo1.jpg

little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

The "not another George Bush" thing will definitely work against him. There are a lot of similarities, right down to a certain smugness disguised as charisma. I recall seeing Perry on "The Daily Show" doing a good job (rhetorically speaking) talking his way out of corners, which makes him kind of ... dangerous. What may certainly hurt him, beyond his generally hardcore politics, is all his intimations that Texas should secede from the Union. Kind of unpatriotic, that. He's Republican but leans Tea Party in a more cynical way than most of the other candidates, certainly more than Romney. Bachmann, of course, leans that way, too, but lacks Perry's rhetorical abilities. And I must stress, I'm not dangling "rhetorical abilities" out as a complement, but he's sure good at talking (down? up?) to his red meat base.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

derived from image in article
a) big ring, i guess too big
b) looks like a drawing of a politician from a comic book, down to grizzled rendering of his face & everything

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

know michael tomasky doesn't always get a lot of love out here, and i can see how the ad homs & generalisations here might fuel that, but his take on the dynamics of an obama/perry race is interesting:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/13/rick-perry-taking-over-for-george-w-bush-in-the-culture-war.html

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

Krugman gives you the Rick Perry stuff you need

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

feel at this point its just no one has seen him attempt to operate at this level, its like based on his polotics tons people thought pawlenty would be an amazing candidate but once you put him on stage youre dealing w/the actual guy tim pawlenty, and like most people just dont have 'it' - besides that idk he sort of suggested texas should end its relationship w/the usa, doesnt seem like a guy whos playing the long game

― ice cr?m, Monday, August 15, 2011 12:05 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is otm, "on paper" rick perry is a perfect candidate, "on real life" who knows we will see, as others have pointed out hes "untested," has said all kinds of dumb ass shit, romney still has tons of money, on the other hand romney hasnt really been directly attacked by a candidate of perrys caliber, who knows,

max, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

if Democrats hadn't completely abandoned the high ground there'd be a load of stuff you could get Perry on but one of the consequences of abandoning the high ground is exactly this, that when you wanna say "Rick Perry, you knowingly executed an innocent man" they've got "who the fuck are you to talk, you keep people rotting in prisons who haven't been charged with shit" right back atcha

haha john i love you but...? this is not a debate that will ever happen.

max, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

"you knowingly executed an innocent man" = something democrats might say, maybe
"who the fuck are you to talk, you keep people rotting in prisons who haven't been charged with shit" = something republicans think is a _good idea_

max, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

"you knowingly executed an innocent man" = something democrats might say, maybe

I'd put the odds of the 2012 campaign being a referendum on the death penalty about as good as those of Bachmann getting the nomination.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

Besides, it takes balls to execute an innocent man.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not scrolling through the thread for pics but you've all seen the ridiculous, actually-sexist, mind-meltingly funny picture of Bachmann chowing on a corn dog, right?

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

the actually-sexist part kind of stuck in my throat

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

ah, so you HAVE seen it

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

p sure it's this thread, it's there somewhere

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

Who goes at a corndog head-on like that? That's dangerous. There's a stick in there!

Also, from somewhere else: "When I first saw a picture of this lady eating a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, my first reaction was 'and this is why the Royal family never eats corn dogs in public.'"

Honestly surprised there isn't a trove of every candidate in history, male and female alike, awkwardly eating a corndog.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

i love the idea of prince charles retiring indoors to privately eat the fuck out of a corn dog, mustard all over his face, sighing contentedly when he's finished.. "camilla, our lot is secrecy and subterfuge"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Who goes at a corndog head-on like that?

everyone who lives in MN, I think? I've never seen someone eat a corn dog in another fashion (I'm imagining, based on your response, someone eating it like corn on the cob, which is even funnier)

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

There's no dignified way to eat a corn dog, you just have to accept the hot mustardy phallus. I suspect they were invented by some time-travelling smartypants who went back a hundred years thinking "this is going to be so hilarious after digital photography and the internet are invented."

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

The numbers from Texas under his leadership read like an Rx for anemia:

The comments section of the Krugman article has some interesting stats re: Texas (and I'm sure these are only selected lowlights)

•Percent of Population Uninsured - 1st
•Percent of Non-Elderly Uninsured - 1st
•Percent of Low Income Population Covered by Medicaid - 49th
•Percent of Population with Employer-Based Health Insurance - 48th
•Per Capita State Spending on Mental Health - 50th
•Per Capita State Spending on Medicaid - 49th
Health Professionals per Capita: •Physicians - 42nd
•Dentists - 39th
•Registered Nurses - 44th

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

'Bachmann eats corndog' pic is about the level of political lolz ppl are used to from MSNBC.

as for Perry's weaknesses, remember that this is the last gasp of desperately scared, stupid white people we're dealing with.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think she failed corn dog 101. LESSON 35: avoid the foot-long in a photo op, at least dip in mustard first.

Look, Marcus doesn't know what to do with 12 inches, either:

http://babyboomeradvisorclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Marcus%20Bachmann%20Eating%20a%20Corn%20Dog%20in%20Iowa.jpg

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

You guys seem unaware that a lot of that stuff isn't the kind of thing that want also true of bush. I see ice craems argument that the bush thing might be bad for him but none of his drawbacks kept bush from being president

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

perry looks like a president(ial candidate) as drawn by frank miller

i admit he's kind of magnetic, maybe that's why he scares me?

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Like, "rick perry could never be president - texas added jobs by stealing them from other states" is the kind of thing where ppl go "so what he did what he had to to create jobs" as liberals all imagine the entire country agreeing w them

Anyway yah perry seems beatable but much less so than bachman or romney, and he bridges the economy / cultural thing better than either. Hell have to self destruct right. Our fold under scrutiny

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

More people than not are turned off by weird God shit post-Palin.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Is that a provable assertion?

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

More people turned on by it too. Both ends drawing on the dwindling reserves of "eh take it or leave it"
xpost

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

More people turned on by it too. Both ends drawing on the dwindling reserves of "eh take it or leave it"

otm & well put!

"you knowingly executed an innocent man" = something democrats might say, maybe
"who the fuck are you to talk, you keep people rotting in prisons who haven't been charged with shit" = something republicans think is a _good idea_

you are right!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

okay now I don't understand who you are arguing with

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

this discovery of exclamation points worries me -- it's like you suddenly decided to bat left-handed

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

if Democrats hadn't completely abandoned the high ground there'd be a load of stuff you could get Perry on but one of the consequences of abandoning the high ground is exactly this, that when you wanna say "Rick Perry, you knowingly executed an innocent man" they've got "who the fuck are you to talk, you keep people rotting in prisons who haven't been charged with shit" right back atcha

This is the argument I am referencing; you are put out a hypothetical anti-Rick Perry argument and then refuted it with an argument that would not be put forward by Perry's constituency (see the now-famous "it takes balls to kill an innocent man" comment, which is about as far from accusing someone of losing the moral high ground on capital punishment as you can get) and then OTMed the person who pointed out the discrepancy.

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

also I should relearn English

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

And you damn will in Rick Perry's America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

I don't understand "eating" a corn dog.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

what else would you do with a you know what let's pretend I never started asking that question

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, who said "I'm going to wrap a hot dog in corn-laden dough and fry it" and thought it a marvelous idea?

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

feel much better about there being a his, as in his & hers, bachmann-with-corndog pic. his gingerly hold on it is amusing. i don't think people should feed other people corndogs.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

this discovery of exclamation points worries me -- it's like you suddenly decided to bat left-handed

it's actually way closer to my email style, my signals are getting crossed

want to write "it's actually way closer to my email style, my signals are getting crossed!" but I gotta get back on form here

This is the argument I am referencing; you are put out a hypothetical anti-Rick Perry argument and then refuted it with an argument that would not be put forward by Perry's constituency (see the now-famous "it takes balls to kill an innocent man" comment, which is about as far from accusing someone of losing the moral high ground on capital punishment as you can get) and then OTMed the person who pointed out the discrepancy.

look I'm dumb and confused but I'm not hopelessly dumb so when max pointed out the discrepancy I otm'd him because he was otm - I'm not exactly fat with redeeming qualities but the ability to say "fuck, you're right" is one of them

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

Alfred have you ever been to the upper midwest, because I can't imagine anyone who's ever visited the region asking "how did this bonkers fried food on a stick idea happen"

xp: oh okay, I was not reading that as "fuck, you're right" partially because the words "fuck", "you're" and "right" weren't there

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

can we make FYR into a thing

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

straight fyr

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

My school cafeteria sold them! I ate a couple my freshman year. But they tasted like puff-fried vomit.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

wait "right" was there

what the hell, me

I'm gonna go hide now

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe a Perry presidency would turn out ok after he gets outed?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

can we make FYR into a thing

I will consider my life a success if this happens - gonna say a bunch of wrong things now so people can correct me and I can say FYR

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys I think I'm staying home next election. Obama's choice of Dee Snider as his running mate seems deeply unserious, I love Twisted Sister as much as the next guy but Snider is just not qualified for the job and I don't think Biden really deserves to be unceremoniously kicked to the curb like this.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

fat with redeeming qualities

shit, this is why I can't lose those 15 lbs.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

aero OTM

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh I fucked that up too

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

xposts -- dude, Firedoglake debunked that Dee Snider thing -- it was an April Fool's joke

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

FYR

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

guys that felt awesome

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, August 15, 2011 10:38 AM (20 minutes ago)

love this post

tine nic (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

fyr

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I woke up this morning and read an article in my local newspaper that asserted the GOP race is now a 3-way tussle between Bachman, Romney and Perry. It is almost half a year until the New Hampshire primary. At this rate, the nomination will be sewed up before a single vote has been cast.

This would actually be fairly typical of the GOP, but it says amazing things to me about the mindset of most loyal Republicans and how they compare to most self-identified Democrats, who would never in a million years allow themselves to be dictated to in that way.

Aimless, Monday, 15 August 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

huh??? the Democratic race has been whittled down to one since the night Obama was elected!

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

"for your rinformation" - scooby doo beginning a memo

max, Monday, 15 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Perry's ten weirdest ideas.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

I woke up this morning and read an article in my local newspaper that asserted the GOP race is now a 3-way tussle between Bachman, Romney and Perry. It is almost half a year until the New Hampshire primary. At this rate, the nomination will be sewed up before a single vote has been cast.

No-limit hold'em Presidential politics is a game of pre-flop aggression.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

huh??? the Democratic race has been whittled down to one since the night Obama was elected!

shocking! absolutely unheard of that a sitting president can command party unity!

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I believe Rick Perry also once tried to have Sammy Sosa executed. I may be blurring details here.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

who was the last incumbent president to lose support from his party for his re-election campaign

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Carter inspired a strong challenge from Ted Kennedy in 1980, but I think LBJ was the last incumbent prez who bailed out because the party wasn't behind him.

Aimless, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Carter came mighty close

xp

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

I was just challenging Aimless' characterization of Dems 'not being dictated to' about who to support. What a larf.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Would LBJ have actually lost the nomination if he'd gone forward? The fact that they ended up nominating Humphrey rather than McCarthy tells me that in the end Johnson would have persevered.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Oops--forgot Kennedy. It's impossible to say how that would have developed.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

it would have been a blow-out

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that they ended up nominating Humphrey rather than McCarthy

kind of a funny story about this, it wasn't exactly a clear and open process

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

Republicans have been a lot more determined to sew up their nominees early than Democrats in non-incumbant years. McCain and Romney were done quick though Huckabee limped behind until the bitter end. Bush had McCain knocked out pretty much right after South Carolina. Dole was the frontrunner before the first spring flowers bloomed.

Democrats seems to drag things out longer. Obama and Hillary Clinton. Even after Kerry nailed Iowa and New Hampshire, there was a thought that Edwards, Dean or Clark could come back on him. Bill Clinton didn't shake off Brown or Kerrey until April.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

(xpost) I know...what I mean is, if the party structure worked to send Humphrey into the general--knowing how bitterly he divided the party, and how aligned he was with LBJ--there's no reason (absent Kennedy) to think the same party structure wouldn't have given the nomination to Johnson himself, if he'd wanted it.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

LBJ freaked out over his loss in New Hampshire but there's no way he would have lost the nomination. The man was simply exhausted.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

Johnson certainly would have won the nomination in 1968, if he'd stayed in the race, but it would have been a long, humiliating run of close primaries, possibly with several losses, including Oregon and California.

Aimless, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

Chester Arthur is probably the last sitting president to lose his party's nomination for re-election.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

For what it's worth, Johnson did win New Hampshire--I think it was close, though, and that's what panicked Johnson.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Actually, it was Grover Cleveland in '96 to Bryan.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

This is priceless (New Hampshire '68): 1. Lyndon Johnson (49.6%), 2. Eugene McCarthy (41.4%), 3. Richard M. Nixon (4.6%).

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Will have to check to see if Dan Quayle got much support in the Democratic New Hampshire primary in 2008.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah. NH settled a conclusion LBJ had already reached.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, I just assumed that after two terms and three campaigns, Cleveland had bowed out in 1896.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

an LBJ-Nixon battle would have been as close as what eventually happened, I think.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

with the exception of Wilson, Buchanan, and W, no sitting president was hated in his final term more than Cleveland.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

This Onion piece has a very LBJ-in-'68 feeling to it:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-gop-strategy-involves-reelecting-obama-making,21113/

LBJ vs. Nixon would have been great--just in terms of stature, I mean, how the two of them had dominated politics for so long by that point.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

Bush had McCain knocked out pretty much right after South Carolina.

It's funny, I'm sure you're right but I remember this seeming like such a drag-out fight, maybe just that up until that point there had been this fairly open field of 4-5 Republicans making their case, albeit several of them being kind of insubstantial. It was the Democrats who had really quickly zeroed it down to Gore or well mayyyybe Bradley but Bradley just stuck out the race to make a point, it wasn't ever really competitive in terms of actually winning primaries and so on.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

with the exception of Wilson, Buchanan, and W, no sitting president was hated in his final term more than Cleveland.

And like Obama, Cleveland inherited a mess (in 1893) brought on by the economic policies of the previous administration.

Get a Brain Rick Moranis (jaymc), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

all that distinguished the Dems and the GOP in the 1890's was positions on tariffs and such (and the Dems were still the party of the South). Cleveland was the most laissez-faire president of the post-Civil War era.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

i.e. Cleveland inherited a mess but then did nothing to clean it up because he thought there was nothing he could do about it anyway.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I should modify my point: it wasn't Harrison's economic policies as much as Congress's, some of which were instigated by pro-silver Dems. Cleveland was always a gold-standard man.

xpost That's probably true.

Get a Brain Rick Moranis (jaymc), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's weird reading about politicians in the 1890's getting into hysterics over....the gold standard.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ron_paul_photo_4.jpg

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

politicians getting into hysterics over monetary policy doesn't seem nearly as weird as seeing politicians getting into hysterics over flag burning or blowjobs or sharia law

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, it's not like i want to listen to the kind of politician who rants about the gold standard in 2011 but at least it's somewhat real.

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

hey should we start a new thread/poll? this thing is unwieldy and the race has changed since first poll i think.

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

and it was totally real back then!

xp

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Other (idk but...OTHER) 3

tine nic (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

in 1960, JFK and Nixon endlessly debated Quemoy and Matsu.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

politicians getting into hysterics over monetary policy doesn't seem nearly as weird as seeing politicians getting into hysterics over flag burning or blowjobs or sharia law

Or beer summits, or windsurfing, or arugula. That list is endless.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

it's weird reading about politicians in the 1890's getting into hysterics over....the gold standard

When you understand the economics behind the issue, then what's amazing is the fact that the U.S electorate was sophisticated enough to grasp how the gold standard was fucking them over royally and enriching the rich. It's especially impressive because most of those voters had a 6th grade education.

In a nutshell, the gold standard restricted the increase in the money supply to a rate far lower then the increase in productivity, so that the USA was caught in a grinding deflationary spiral. This situation squeezed farmers unmercifully.

Aimless, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

now almost all americans are employees, not farmers, so they are sensitive to the price level as consumers and hardly at all as sellers, even though we're all debtors, ie mass fear of inflation ie part of the clusterfuck we're in.

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0n3NLgSsAg

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

benpolitico Ben Smith
I asked Perry whether he's armed today. He declined to say. "That's why it's called concealed."
3 minutes ago

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

*prays fervently for gop debate shootout*

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

daveweigel daveweigel
Burning question of the day: Will the political press corps be charmed by a folksy governor of Texas???
4 minutes ago

lol

ice cr?m, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

charmed by or shot by. either way, perry steamrolls to the gop nomination.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 August 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Effective spot, not withstanding that Republicans crack me up in general. "Married his high-school sweetheart"--unlike the guy who met his wife through a shady network of lawyers and community organizers.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

and took her to do the right thing on their first date!

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

When you understand the economics behind the issue, then what's amazing is the fact that the U.S electorate was sophisticated enough to grasp how the gold standard was fucking them over royally and enriching the rich. It's especially impressive because most of those voters had a 6th grade education.

No, believe me, I get it, and I understand how Bryan really became the first populist candidate since the Jacksonian era. I meant that I was amazed how two elections turned on a matter of consequence.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

I'm cool with someone starting a new thread but I think it should start out as a romney/perry/bachmann/other prediction poll.

iatee, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

I'd set the deadline until at least after we get to see Perry in a debate or two. Sight unseen, I'm sure he'd walk away with a poll. Up close, maybe not as much.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4e00facecadcbb72640a0000-400-300/perry-jogs-with-his-pistol.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Same location, two seconds later:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00780/SNN1421E-380_780619a.jpg

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

GovernorPerry Rick Perry
About to go live on WHO - AM 1040. Good to be on the same air wave Ronald Reagan once was! yfrog.com/kj6ovxyj
3 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

is there anything special about WHO & reagan, or is this as base as being like, 'just went and got some breakfast - great to eat the same meals as RONALD REAGAN'

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Sort of like the idea of a perpetually armed pres.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

2012 republican presidential nominee II: back into hell

deadline is 9/12 so ppl can take a bit of a wait and see on perry

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

is there anything special about WHO & reagan, or is this as base as being like, 'just went and got some breakfast - great to eat the same meals as RONALD REAGAN'

lol but Reagan was a sportscaster there in the '30s

Get a Brain Rick Moranis (jaymc), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418k4xtbdqL._AA300_.jpg

Get a Brain Rick Moranis (jaymc), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

Was he a sportscaster? I've only heard of him RECREATING baseball games that were happening elsewhere off a teletype. An excellent head start in embellishing.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

He liked to boast about his broadcast skills.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

morbs don't tell me you forgot his priceless calling of the 89 all star game

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

ie, making shit up

xp

I'm pretty sure I would've turned that off if I was watching.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

imagine a less cogent harry caray

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

I will vote for the candidate who pledges to reform the all-star weekend, it's bloated and overblown

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

the two things i will always remember about julio franco: his bizarre xian at-bat music and reagan murdering his name

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

whoever wins the ASG should not get the Series home field, whoever wins this election should not be president.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

pitching should proceed as for a regular game in the all-star game (starter, middle relief, closer) and wealth in this country should be redistributed

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

all-star game, american politics: two strong arguments against democracy

balls, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

oh man yeah it goes without saying that only managers & baseball writers should have any say in who plays in the all-star game

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

So you want to repeal the 17th Amendment too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

actual 2012 race: Nuge vs Roseanne

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

It's driving me up the wall trying to figure out who Perry looks like. I thought at first Bobby Valentine, the baseball manager, but I checked and not really. Must be an actor I'm thinking of.

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

your next president, spotted this weekend at the 12th annual gathering of the juggalos.

http://leftwingnutjob.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/perry_clown.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 August 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.texastribune.org/media/images/AM-Perry_jpg_800x1000_q100.jpg

buzza, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

he looks like a glee character

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 August 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

^^ dog would make a good veep, though

Aimless, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Got it--he looks like the manager in Bull Durham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9GJXYU3KDY

clemenza, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Perry/Nuge Wiki:

Perry invited his friend, rock musician Ted Nugent, to perform at a black-tie gala hours after Perry's second inauguration ceremony on January 16, 2007. Nugent appeared onstage during the inaugural ball wearing a cutoff T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag and shouting derogatory remarks about non-English speakers, according to press reports.[120] The NAACP condemned Nugent's wearing the Confederate flag. Perry's spokesman, Robert Black, downplayed the Tuesday-night incident. "Ted Nugent is a good friend of the governor's. He (Perry) asked him (Nugent) if he would play at the inaugural. He didn't put any stipulation of what he would play. yell about "wetbacks."

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

hey, go here now:

2012 republican presidential nominee II: back into hell

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)


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