T/S: Aging Mod Dudes vs Aging Punk Dudes

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Provincial high streets up and down the UK are the traditional habitat of the middle-aged guy with the 1979 haircut. Which one is your favourite? Don't forget to show your workings. Bonus points for sore butts.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IeVEawIpC_k/TFfcbccl5JI/AAAAAAAAKmE/-xLDtveizNo/s1600/Liam_Gallagher_Pretty_Green.jpg
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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Mod 23
Punk 10


Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't the first pic Liam Gallagher in 5 years minutes from now?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

haha, I have spent all the time since this poll was posted looking at that trying to work out if it's Liam Gallagher or not.

ailsa, Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, Liam Gallagher rocking the haircut favoured by Media Studies lecturers in FE and guys who hang around the bar at Northern Soul nights.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Ideally the model Punk guy would have a septum piercing and a copy of Socialist Worker under his arm but I was working on a US hegemonic search engine.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

thread collision!

He would occasionally drop in on my mod band

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/jan/05/popandrock

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Harris looks like he could teach BTEC National Diploma Music in his sleep.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

the lazy punk aesthetic refuses to die in u.s., too. people here are too dumb and uncouth to do the mod thing, though

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

Don't they have Ben Sherman shirts in America?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

Anyway these are both despicable obv but I thought we shd have a change from "who's the worst?"

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

older punx in the u.s. would probably be a little more grungey gutter punk usually...u.k. always had a certain element to punk that felt like everyone was dressing up for halloween

older mod dudez can look kinda cool IMO but i'm so removed from it maybe it's annoying in the u.k. if you actually see it.

mods are kinda like unicorns to me, like i'm just kinda blown away to actually see one on the rare occaission that i do

rawkan the chief (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

surely mod dudes are worse via smug aura from having 'won' (in their view) popular culture?

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

Older UK punks are grubbier than the guy in the pic too, it was just the first usable GIS I came across.

I think the Mod guys might well be worse, and it is down to how they carry themselves mostly yes.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, there are ben sherman shirts in america. i have seen them on s. people who fetishize mod stuff and b. racist skinhead types

older punx in the u.s. would probably be a little more grungey gutter punk usually...u.k. always had a certain element to punk that felt like everyone was dressing up for halloween

i see both varieties everyday. nomadic homeless crusty punks panhandling, and halloween sorts with the haircuts, black leather, spikes, swimming in tattoos, etc.

there are more mods on the west coast, i think? i'm sure there are tons of u.s.-based scooter clubs on facebook

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, there are ben sherman shirts in america. i have seen them on s. people who fetishize mod stuff and b. racist skinhead types

freudian slip-- "s" for suggest, "b" ban

those being my favorite brands of underarm deodorant

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

You occasionally see the ageing mod who hasn't changed his outfit in thirty years (and, even better, the officially old original mod who hasn't changed his in fifty, although those dudes are probably a bit crazy), but I don't know that I've ever seen a 50-year-old guy decked out in the full Richard Hell kit. So I side with the punks. Or the mods. Someone give me some criteria to work with.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Wd you rather hang with dude who won't shut up about Paul Weller or won't shut up about Steve Ignorant? Me I'm siding with the latter.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

but I don't know that I've ever seen a 50-year-old guy decked out in the full Richard Hell kit.

i see this in u.s.

in america i would rather hang out with hypothetical mod dude. in u.k, i'd probably go the other way.

it is funny how mod subculture never took off here. too much cowboy values, suspicion of all things fancy, european, i guess?

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

there was a lil scene in early 80s california, along with ppl into 2tone + uk ska.

max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i mean there were mod bands from cleveland during that period, but it never really took off in america. like, grand funk railroad never went through a mod phase.

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

I am tangentially acquainted with a bunch of aging mod types in Chicago. They seem to always have good w33d. Also pretty heavy anglophiles iirc.

dan m, Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

midwest cognoscenti holler

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

old punk people always seem super cute to me, especially if they have spikes, backpatches, the whole nine. especially especially if they are pushing strollers and drinking coffee in the early morning. i always want to say "wow you are so perfect and cute" and take them home (in miniature form) and put them on a shelf so i can admire them periodically.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

ugh i hate those people

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

where i live those ppl turn out to be foaming-at-the-mouth racists, without exception

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh

:(

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

i don't talk to them, so my admiration remains unmarred

so so many in portland

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

they probably are awesome. i'm just severely prejudiced

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

I think they shd let go.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

Aging goths are the best. The people who made "Carpe Noctem" magazine lived in my hometown for a while...their kid was three or so years younger than me but we went to the same high school. He had dyed his hair purple and when people asked why he said, "Because my mom made me." And you got the feeling it was in some way partly true.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

Aging seems to suit the goth aesthetic better, plus goths seem to naturally gravitate toward domestic bliss. It's a reasonably gender-mixed subculture.

The dudes I'm thinking of give off much more of a "last cowboy in town" vibe. Even tho there's fucking loads of them.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

haha, noodle vague i admire your armchair anthropological spec

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

think you are "OTM"

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Pro tip: 5 minute walks to the shops can provide useful material for ILX threads

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

nothing to do with you, but, i wake up sometimes at five am with "useful material for ilx threads" thank goodness i forget it all when morning light comes 'round

five minute walks to shops = me being too distracted looking at butts to be engaged in lofty ilx material

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

and i live near an art school so probably my leering is technically illegal or something

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

see this does all sound like classic thread material

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

at the very least epitomizes male ilxors' experience in any part of the world, i'm thinking

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

There was also a great lady in her 50s in my hometown who ran a headshop that also sold "goth accessories." Smoker's croak, still eyeliner doodles on her wrinkled face. She only liked two bands, though, Alice Cooper and Cradle of Filth. Half the stuff she sold was band merchandise, but only of those two bands, and then just drug stuff and Slave Labor Graphics comics and glitter. I think more stores should be run like this.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

ha, wow. true lol

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

love that story/lady abbott (bt)

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

The first Saturday of every month she had a "dark convergence" of everyone having coffee at the truck stop.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

i want to go to there

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

Aging seems to suit the goth aesthetic better, plus goths seem to naturally gravitate toward domestic bliss. It's a reasonably gender-mixed subculture.

but hey wait, i dunno about this. relative to west coast US, doesn't sync. cuz punks here is gender mixed and also domestically inclined, with the marrying and baby-making, etc. moreso than goths, who often seem to exist in semi-isolation, only ever seen out shopping with their moms, etc.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

one time in college i was at this denny's and these dudes were sitting in a booth trying to write dark-themed speed metal lyrics

it was an eye-opener of sorts for twenty year-old me

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

what rhymes with "cadaver"? *grabs french fry*

dude (del), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

palaver?

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

aging goths just look like barbara cartland

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

Filthy corpse
Rotting cadaver
Necrotic flesh
What a palaver

jesper olsen twins (NickB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

Living in the aging mod capital of the universe, I voting punx on this one.

jesper olsen twins (NickB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx343/Mount_Analogue/oldmod.jpg

jesper olsen twins (NickB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

I don't mind the full-on Quadrophenia theme party look so much as the Liam Gallagher/John Harris haircut discussed upthread. I think I have a bunch of mates who are basically aging mods/Northern Soul dudes but in a tasteful way maybe?

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

Shd've maybe worked in "dudes who look like they wanna be Ian Brown or Richard Ashcroft" somehow.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

aging punk dudes are a lot less douchey, in my experience.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

Just noticed that feller's WHITE JEANS gah!

jesper olsen twins (NickB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

i wear ben sherman ;_;

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

ben sherman shirts are pretty nice i don't have any but they are just like regular collar shirst what's the fuss abt?

who's got the (platform) 9 3/4ths? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

anyway i vote aging mods, except for the saddoes still trying to pick up young mod chix

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.pennyblackmusic.co.uk/PictureGallery/6454.jpg

graham day is my favourite aging mod

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

graham day is my favourite aging mod

Graham Day is my fave aging musician period

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 30 September 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

Mods of any age, obv. Ben Shermans seem like more of a skin thing, tho. Aging skinheads shd be separate entry although maybe the aging mod look is sort of the skinhead retirement plan.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

It's either that or rockabilly ime.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

Ben Sherman's are available at like Macys or Nordstroms or something. I imagine that tghey are worn by guys who hang out in bars.

There was a mod who worked at Domino's Pizza with me back in 98 or whatever. He had one of those re, white, and blue target stickers on the back of his car. He was a total snob about ska and I couldn't have a convo with him about even the Toasters or the Pietasters or anything.

Anyway, as far as the aging thing, punx all the way.

haircrüt 100 (kkvgz), Thursday, 30 September 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

maybe it's a regional thing, most of the aging mods in melb are pretty nice peeps. don't really know any aging punx tho tbh

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

Mod clothes are fine, no matter what age you are, but the haircuts are indefensible

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

... for a 45 year old man especially

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

could be worse, could be a 43 year old indie kid

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Tim_Burgess_290x300.jpg

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

I know older ones than that!

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

with that hair??

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

Mod clothes are fine, no matter what age you are, but the haircuts are indefensible

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

think this gets it...

Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

i am actually jealous of mr burgess' hair but i would NOT wear it like that

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

I certainly would lay off the hair dye a bit too

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

Older punk dudes are usually quite endearing, mods are insufferable regardless of age.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

See, the whole "mod" look is something I could 'carry off' but it's nothing I want.. (no desire to own a scooter, parkas were always a red herring, and it was always about looking good at age 20, not looking "mod" at age 50).

xpost I have good hair (i.e. I have (non-grey) hair)

bloody hell, this thread is xpost city!

Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

Mod clothes are fine, no matter what age you are, but the haircuts are indefensible

Kinda sums up my inspiration for starting this really ^^^

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

older moddy dudes i have encountered often have gd taste knowledge of jazz/soul/modernism in gen, whereas i once got dragged to a rezillos reunion show by ageing punka friends and it was one of the worst nights of my life (also gold blade in support ugh)

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

I encounter a lot more aging punx than aging mods, but most aging punk dudes are A+ would hang out with again, so them.

Sort of realising if I actually dressed like a punk I would probably qualify as an aging punk dude now though...

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Goldblade are a curse on society, luckily when I went to see X-Ray Spex with them supporting I timed it just right to miss their entire set.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

How "funny" does Clint Boon's hair look nowadays btw? Not a rhetorical question, I haven't got time to GIS.

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

GIS indicates it is not quite what it used to be

hypnopriapism (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

I did meet TV Smith and Gaye Advert once and they both looked amazing - I actually did a pub quiz with them without realising who they were

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

I have it on good authority that Charlie Harper from UK Subs is the best aging punk dude in the world, and that John Robb is a pain in the hole.

Old mod haircuts are terrible, yes. My local pub appears full of them, and, just, no.

ailsa, Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

Filthy corpse
Rotting cadaver
Necrotic flesh
What a palaver

― jesper olsen twins (NickB), Sunday, 19 September 2010 20:26 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated post

I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

the old mods round my way, afaict, are sort of on the fringes of the Cardiff City hooligan cabal without being actual 'Soul Crew'

the old punks drink big plastic bottles of Olde English then come to gigs and lambast everyone else for not dancing

a winner is punx

I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)

Whoever tops this poll will be a "winner".

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

Nah my answer last night was mostly a factor of having to type on my little phone keyboard, really aging punks prob have the best outlook on life and are the nicest to be around. Pretty much if you survived the era and have moderately got some of your shit together, are drug-free, etc, a mellowed-out punk sounds unbeatable to me.

Mod dress ages really well on its own, though -- the sillier parts not obv but suits & tailored leisure stuff are always going to look good/feel good.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Old goths, mods and punks are OK, but from experience I've concluded that old power-pop fans are the worst BY FAR. You'll know you've encountered a power-pop fan when they get butthurt about their precious genre being lumped in with other mere generic rock.

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe mods won this worst ever

conrad, Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

There are so many old goths in this town - 40 to 50+ year olds, some running stores, some just being regular people who happen to still have long purple hair and velvet dresses.

I think its p easy to be an elegant older goth lady.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

oh u do do u

conrad, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

nick drake's sister pulled it off

who's got the (platform) 9 3/4ths? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 October 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I've concluded that old power-pop fans are the worst BY FAR

So you're actually met Geir Hongro?

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

He's old?

Mark G, Friday, 1 October 2010 10:00 (fifteen years ago)

In spirit, in spirit

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 10:02 (fifteen years ago)

there are so few mods in the u.s. that i'm actually happy on the rare occasion i see one out in the wild. i approve of scooters (if driven safely). i like it when people dress nice.

old punks can be fun as long as they still listen to new music, and if their heads haven't completely been done in by 30-some years of drug/alcohol abuse.

808s and Hatebeak (get bent), Friday, 1 October 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

Thinking there's a difference between Aging Mods and Aging Paul Weller Fans, tho it's easy to get the two confused. That horrible haircut that was acceptable when 19-y-o Steve Marriott had it in 1966 but is a fucking disgrace when you're 47 in 2010 is more indicative of Aging Paul Weller Fans than Aging Mods.

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

we also need to differentiate between standard mod style and hippie john lennon granny glasses mod style.

this needs to go away forever:

http://cdn.plussizecostumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/343x432/24581-01.jpg

808s and Hatebeak (get bent), Friday, 1 October 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

They have a scooter rally at Largs every summer and while you occasionally see someone in full quadrophenia get-up, it's more likely they'll have a parka, stonewashed tesco jeans and a beer belly, I still shout 'WE ARE THE MODS' at them though, an't help myself :)

meta the devil you know (onimo), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:14 (fifteen years ago)

Found this when looking for a Liam Gallagher mod haircut that I actually like (was looking for the Kinks tribute kind of thing with the straight fringe and longer sides).

http://mindlessones.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/liam_gallagher.jpg

meta the devil you know (onimo), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

I have it on good authority that Charlie Harper from UK Subs is the
best aging punk dude in the world, and that John Robb is a pain in the hole.

This bears repeating, Charlie Harper is a fucking star. Can't vouch for the John Robb part but I hate Goldblade, so... although I'm considering going to see the Membranes reunion next month so maybe I'll see then

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

An aging punk dude was being really sneakily racist to a black friend of mine in the pub recently, and just ambiguously enough that no one could take him to task on it. It was was horrible.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

That horrible haircut that was acceptable when 19-y-o Steve Marriott had it in 1966 but is a fucking disgrace when you're 47 in 2010 is more indicative of Aging Paul Weller Fans than Aging Mods.

If I could've been more eloquent when I started the thread then this is what I would've said.

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

Thread needs Jesse Hector

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Rz2lA3paL._SS400_.jpg

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:09 (fifteen years ago)

what i want to know is, is noodle vague an aging mod or punk?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

An aging monk

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

I oppose all rock and roll, obv.

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

An aging punk dude was being really sneakily racist to a black friend of mine in the pub recently

Aging Skrewdriver fan?

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

it's more likely they'll have a parka the same parka they wore at age 15, stonewashed tesco jeans and a beer belly

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

think we need some sort of ilx aging mod dude photo comp

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 July 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/eastmidlands/series10/images/mods_gallery/three_mods449.jpg

This is mostly acceptable. Guy on left needs to lose the shades, both younger dudes need to get 1 grip. Dude front centre possibly a bit racist.

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.paul-weller.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Weller-Imposter.jpg

Still marking down emo kids trying to pass their BTec Music. ugggh.

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://api.ning.com/files/geZ5vj*ehKwoMZ7TZijo5BHsGZEj3bx6a9hRGhe6U5j1Eko9f80X1zFKiNWmM04C/Weller.jpg?width=620&height=465

Double standard these look great obv

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JHr8RFbKOOU/SxT8u2lfWeI/AAAAAAAADKQ/dx0qdYPCM6k/s1600/pres3.jpg

Mary-Lou Who barber malfunction

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

is there a technical word for this fucking haircut, i am v. ignorant of style jargon?

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.phillipsartexpert.com/cms-media/2008-08-19/273_003.jpg

Oh jesus i have just become aware of Josh Weller. Take back everything I've said about the Mods.

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

Saw a couple of skinhead girls yesterday, always loved that look

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IeVEawIpC_k/TUJhEjn9aYI/AAAAAAAALVM/7a7H4qtLQ8U/s1600/miles_kane.jpg

I think it was (What's the Story) Morning Glory? I know it sounds obvious but I'm sure I got it from Woolworths. I was always a big Oasis fan. Noel sings harmony on a track on my record. It was only a little thing but he came to the studio for an afternoon and hung out. It was lovely. I love Beady Eye too, especially Four Letter Word. We're supporting them in March which I can't wait for. They're both lovely lads. It's great to see them back. Hopefully they'll bring a bit of rock and roll to the charts. There's not one guitar band in the top forty. I'd love to get in the charts and have it. The radio is awful at the minute - just so boring. It needs to change. My record's rock and roll but there's a pop element there too. I want my records in the charts and on the radio. I want to get it out there and break that barrier. It's influenced by John Lennon and T-Rex. It's got that groove feel. You can have a good dance to it, I love it.

No hype I hope yr vocal cords get run over by a bus.

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

sort of impressive how much cant can be fitted into a few lines

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 July 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

Saw a couple of skinhead girls yesterday, always loved that look

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, July 17, 2011 11:34 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^this guy knows what's poppin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tdG0Ivz5uI

I got ten felonies / bitch I'm Craig Bellamy (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 17 July 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrisbevan/

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 26 February 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

Bevan dances perilously close to Faulknerian Idiot Manchild territory

MPx4A, Sunday, 26 February 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

think I'm right in saying noted ILX poster 'the lex' will remember Bevan from student journalism

doubt he'll look at a thread called "T/S: Aging Mod Dudes vs Aging Punk Dudes" tho :(

Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 February 2012 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

that 'do is the platonic ideal of "crap middle-aged mod hair"

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 February 2012 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AwAB-70GL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

^ this fucking guy

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, come on. We all looked like that once.

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

Is that photo from just up the street from where the cover of What's the Story Morning Glory was shot?

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 09:50 (fourteen years ago)

The thing about ageing punk dudes is that they know they look ridiculous whereas ageing mod dudes actually think they dress well.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 27 April 2012 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

My take on it is:

Mods look great in the clothes and styles, etc. When they're 17.

After that, it's like girls dressing in "young C&A" fashions because they fit.

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

(girls, I meant "over 20" obv)

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

"first of my kind" particularly hilarious text to overlay on that photo

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

... this morning

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

Weller is looking like a cross between Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi these days. NAGL.

bham, Friday, 27 April 2012 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

the mentality that goes with a title like "First of My Kind" is the teeth-grinder.

was gonna launch another rant. don't have words. that haircut sums up such a nexus of raaaaaaarrrrgh in me that i can't articulate. always the fucking northwest, too.

seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 April 2012 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

REPRESENTING FOR 1972

seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 April 2012 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

London isn't British anymore. Truly English music now comes from the North, i.e. Manchester, Liverpool etc. Look up the word "Britpop" for a further explaination.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, October 29, 2003 6:47 PM (8 years ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 27 April 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

He's right though, it's been like that since 1066 or so

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/aug/27/ofsted-council-rape-toddler-nursery

There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

http://i2.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article143060.ece/BINARY/paul-wilson-623235793.jpg

not sure, maybe more emo-allied

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

the cropping in that guardian photo is mendacious editing of a high order

There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

anyway by the time he gets released he will be AMD, assuming he doesn't get shivved to death

There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

probably more of a fan of these guys

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mZ4mWlp5p2o/TxiaSkI0pcI/AAAAAAAAFMA/ykDWCHz4Chg/s320/the-wiggles.1.jpg

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

Good thread. Wish I'd noticed this when poll still open.

The issue with both options is the tightening up of a scene? - styles that used to be productive and capable of new things now reduced to a series of tick boxes.

Except it was probably exactly like that already when these guys were young, anyway.

And this sterility would also be a problem with young 'mods' and 'punks' too.

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

it started out really as a gripe about particular niche groups in the UK - middle-aged dudes with that horrible Liam Gallagher hair and usually the accompanying reactionary old fart attitudes to (especially musical) culture. i see punks of that age and lineage much less often, and when i do they tend to be a little further down the socioeconomic food chain, clinging tenaciously to some kind of crust realism. they're probably far less annoying as a group.

obviously the requisite fashion signifiers have quite different implications outside of the UK tho.

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)

xp

Old Punks really usually means old 80s punks, though, right? So that's a mark against them, in that they're trying to keep alive a subculture which had already reached a calcified form.

I find it difficult to trust someone who decided to listen to the UK Subs and Crass at a time when there was Throbbing Gristle and other weird post-punk directions branching off.

80s punks are the safe version of 'punk' that you'd see on Blue Peter or in cartoons about 'people who you might see in the jobcentre', or as villains in beat-em-up arcade games. Part of the reduction of punk, from a radical break, to just another 'generation' in a comfortable 'history of British popular culture' where culture morphs gently, organically, from teds to mods to hippies to punks to new romantics.

Also, re: that anarchy symbol on the back of the jacket, and that ACAB tattoo: it's a stupid performance of 'the political', which signs off the death of The Political proper.

But then Old Mods really means old 90s mods, too. Boooooooring.

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

I.E. I'm placing a lot (probably too much) on the idea that 77-80 era punk, in its moment, is actually the punk that's still fucked up and weird, whereas 80s punk, which in many ways is more actually radically left wing, at least on paper, is actually the commodified form

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

Not an old 90s mod

Madchen, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 06:16 (twelve years ago)

xp

You might've picked a better example than Throbbing Gristle to make your point with since they were only active from 76-81, you might as well say I don't trust someone who decided to listen to any punk music at all when there was Throbbing Gristle to listen to. Or in fact why listen to any other music ever if there's Throbbing Gristle to listen to.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 08:12 (twelve years ago)

If the kids bought United...

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 08:34 (twelve years ago)

A+

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)

vg+

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 08:41 (twelve years ago)

He's a gag machine, somebody should be paying him for this material

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

Steve Ignorant, lifeboat man:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23851982

Neil S, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)

Crass were themselves one of the weird postpunk directions branching off, fwiw & imo

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:22 (twelve years ago)

yeah fair enough, this thread just seemed a felcitious place to put that link

Neil S, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)

Steve Ignorant was at the forefront of the anarchist movement, taking part in direct action...

But now his life has taken a rather different turn...

As he takes part in voluntary action within the community he lives in.

GREAT WRITING

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/2629589.jpg

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

Which band was he in, the Hammersmith Gorillas?

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:08 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ef/Caughtbythefuzz.jpg/220px-Caughtbythefuzz.jpg

TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:10 (twelve years ago)

clicked on thread to type, essentially, this:

The thing about ageing punk dudes is that they know they look ridiculous whereas ageing mod dudes actually think they dress well.

conrad, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

Well that's because they often do dress well, it's their hairstyles that are real problem

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)

http://i1.cdnds.net/13/34/618x525/uktv-what-remains-len-harper-2.jpg

^ think this look actually suits this guy

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

sorry mods don't dress well

conrad, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 10:30 (twelve years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48409000/jpg/_48409350_alan_johnson304.jpg

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 10:45 (twelve years ago)

I like the mod look and scooters its the fact none of them listen to soul music and only like either weller/ocs/the jam or secret affair/merton parkas type stuff that annoys me.
Weller used to carry off the hairstyle great but none of his fans ever did.
The 2 old 80s punks who lived in hamilton . who i used to say pushing their wean in a buggy sadly got rid of the haircuts a decade ago. They just look normal now.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 10:48 (twelve years ago)

oh and the liam gallagher lookalike oasis/ocs fans can fuck right off

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)

sorry mods don't dress well

OK, you're right

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 10:52 (twelve years ago)

http://slamxhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Paul_Weller_in_1986_31632s.jpg?0a2ff8

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)

mods think they look cool punks think they look awesome they're all idiots for thinking that dressing up is for adults

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:47 (twelve years ago)

THANK YOU

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:48 (twelve years ago)

look i know i hate fun but you can love fun a little too much just sayin

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:50 (twelve years ago)

i love fun but i have a long list of what isn't fun

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:52 (twelve years ago)

i love fun but we can't live together without fighting

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)

I love fun but if I never hear 'we are young' again...

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)

I love fun but fun doesn't love me...

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

T/S: Aging Mod Dudes vs Aging Punk Dudes vs Aging 'Rock' Dudes

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

Rock

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

Gonna say mod but i wonder if mods are a big thing in England or not, I guess there are some in America but I think I've only ever met one or two and they seem to just be stylistic variants in the greater punk rock scene. Anyways for me it comes down to dressing up like you are James Bond vs. dressing up to scare your parents.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

I'm not sure to this day what "mod" is but I love the music. I liked the Who in high school but back then I had no idea there were parkas and all that in the US. Told my parents I went to a mod party -- my dad still had plaid suits in the closet. Mom said, "I remember ska music!" Got sick of the parkas and that...I'm like, "you twats, my parents did that in the sixties!" I still listen to the music though. As long as it's not about being sullen, I can deal with it.

Categorical Cheap-Ass Attitude (I M Losted), Saturday, 14 September 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

I like the Who and the Kinks. Did mods listen to the Kinks?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 September 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

yes

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 14 September 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1397352489/bevo2.jpg

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

Scotland is full of guys like that nakh

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

And they're not mods!

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

I like to call them "soccer fans."

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bfugO4h.jpg

A fan holds a portrait of the Noel and Liam Gallagher outside the Pretty Green store in Glasgow today

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

T/S: Aging Mod Dudes vs Aging Punk Dudes vs Aging 'Rock' Dudes vs Aging Mad(chester)Dudes

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

which one are you tom?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 22 September 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

Is that Bonehead on the right?

Madchen, Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

in a very real sense, they're all Bonehead

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

Saw some guy at Saturday morning soccer school with this haircut, turned round to look and his 8 or 9 year old son had the same thing too :(

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

child abuse, is that

Neil S, Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)

considering a thread for "21st Century Forms of Child Abuse"

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

i almost gave him and his child some fucking abuse, that's for sure

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

"trying to make your kids like the same music as you" - that's child abuse

coming on here telling us you happened to be playing it to yourself and they totally got into it - that's child abuse

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

It isn't always the case. My son loves Chief Keef and Schoolboy Q from listening to his mum's ipod. It's not like we have forced him to listen to to it. It struck a chord with him and he likes to listen to certain tracks 10 times in a row. Same for stuff from the Cars soundtrack as well, stuff that he listens to that I secretly love like Sheryl Crow. I know what you are driving at though.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Sunday, 22 September 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

Would be better for them if my kids did like the same music as me tbh, cos short of me winning the lottery, the only thing they're likely to inherit when I die is a couple of carboot's worth of shite old records. I've even got some Jam ones too, maybe I should get them both Paul Weller haircuts after all, just in preparation for the day I pop my loafers.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

"trying to make your kids like the same music as you" - that's child abuse

coming on here telling us you happened to be playing it to yourself and they totally got into it - that's child abuse

What if they liked it more than I did?

Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 08:57 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://img.youtube.com/vi/TqqdO7pwl30/0.jpg

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFnVdYMkxk

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

can't think of any TV ads featuring aging punk dudes, at least not as audience identification figure.

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQ4348sPGk

Riga Tony (Tom D.), Monday, 26 October 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)

Well spotted.

everything, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:28 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/08/article-2230098-15EC11CB000005DC-338_634x827.jpg

Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

think i know that guy

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 22:07 (nine years ago)

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cbl7VXQUUAEe2Mi.jpg:large

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

joe pesci's ageing surprisingly well

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:27 (nine years ago)

the manc fringe

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)

PLANK fringe LOL at DADROCK get some DARKWAVE up you son with these 30 recommendations from DARKWAVE PREMIER LEAGUE SPONSORED BY SCREWFIX dot COM

Pengest Khan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:45 (nine years ago)

There's a 70-something year old guy who I sometimes see waiting at the bus stop who looks like he might have been an original 1960s mod. Although maybe I'm just assuming that on the basis of him wearing a matching waistcoat with his suit.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:52 (nine years ago)

xp. pal of mine moved to manchester and a couple of years later got one of those haircuts. i asked him if it he asked especially or is this just something they do there when you ask for a short back and sides but he was a little cagey and opaque with his response

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:53 (nine years ago)

pretty sure it's some sort of barbers' conspiracy to perpetuate this whole culture, there's surely a place in every town that's got its black & white photos of steve mcqueen and its table full of shite men's magazines and some wizened old git behind the chair in his button-down shirt and his harrington just waiting to give you the best rick witter of yer life

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:11 (nine years ago)

there are a million of these places in brighton, but i think this is my local favourite:

https://s28.postimg.org/q0ig2e2fh/20151108_111934.jpg

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 22:11 (nine years ago)

it is just called 'hair' btw afaicmo

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)

disliked the red white and blue decal ever since i first laid eyes on it (= making airfix planes as a nipper, long before i heard of the who) and still do

not sure why: tho it occurs to me my mild trypophobia can't help

(i also always disliked the union jack, colours and design, long before politics came into it)

mark s, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 22:24 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

ha! A+ work there Soref. I heard Freeman talking about this project and was wondering about what kind of fucking numpt still self-identifies as a Mod whilst going into their late 40's.

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:04 (eight years ago)

Late 40s? Pretty young for a mod.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:10 (eight years ago)

Some of the ageing Mod people I used to see at football matches often look even more tragic, but with added menace. Anyway another day of Modding about in a Fred Perry top.. hey! what do you mean scruffy balding twats can't be mods!

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:12 (eight years ago)

i should have called this thread "millions now living will never get their hair cut"

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:13 (eight years ago)

I wonder who would buy that record.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:17 (eight years ago)

I thought that was Will Self for a minute

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:18 (eight years ago)

Sir Bradley Wiggins might buy that album, and then complain about the music not sounding like Weller.

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:20 (eight years ago)

(xps) Martin Freeman stars in the movie to launch the Jerry Anderson Cinematic Universe: 'Joe 90'...

2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:22 (eight years ago)

In late 2010, Piller began to host a regular podcast called "The Modcast". This monthly podcast is co-hosted with Acid Jazz Records A&R man Dean Rudland, and features discussions about "all things Mod and beyond" including the influence of mod subculture on fashion, television and sport with guests such as musicians Steve Cradock, P.P. Arnold and Rhoda Dakar, the actor Martin Freeman and Olympic medal winning cyclist Sir Bradley Wiggins.

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:28 (eight years ago)

Sir Modley Wiggins.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:28 (eight years ago)

Sir Cheatley Druggins morelike innit?

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:29 (eight years ago)

i don't mind so much when they're into the soulier more intersting end of the sound rather than dadrock but still could these Faces be any more Po?

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:32 (eight years ago)

I wouldn't doubt there might be some decent tunes on there. But I have much more respect for Bronies than these absurd fools.

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:39 (eight years ago)

I confess I do like mod clothes though!

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:44 (eight years ago)

I'm sure lots of good clothes could be deemed "Mod". But the whole po-faced package as presented here is bad!

calzino, Sunday, 8 April 2018 11:52 (eight years ago)

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMozUI76zvk

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:51 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

Paul Weller’s Birthday.

The thing I admire about him most is how he keeps reinventing himself a bit like that there Madonna.#paulweller pic.twitter.com/RBlWvYgJ1m

— Keri Warbis (@KeriWarbis) May 25, 2019

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:41 (seven years ago)

I can't wait to see him wearing cones on his tits.

calzino, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)

disliked the red white and blue decal ever since i first laid eyes on it (= making airfix planes as a nipper, long before i heard of the who) and still do

not sure why: tho it occurs to me my mild trypophobia can't help

(i also always disliked the union jack, colours and design, long before politics came into it)

― mark s, Tuesday, March 14, 2017 10:24 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

full disclosure on this ^^^preening and pious post: making airfix planes as a nipper i *did* rather like the iron cross so

http://images.auctionhelper.com/images/10343/Freightdog%20Decals/PGS72004.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:51 (seven years ago)

a timely revival as I'm going to see the Varukers on their 40th anniversary tour tonight

that bloke off the Legal & General ad is from a band called the Phobics (who I don't know) but has also been singing for the Snivelling Shits recently (who I do know)

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:56 (seven years ago)

rip giovanni dadomo

mark s, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:58 (seven years ago)

What about us dudes that are just plain old aging?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 25 May 2019 15:44 (seven years ago)

Bradley Wiggins’ “My Culture Fix” in The Times did not go well. pic.twitter.com/lokEXqsENy

— Neil Forsyth (@mrneilforsyth) May 25, 2019

mark s, Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:42 (seven years ago)

I never quite nailed what i wanted on the initial blurb here, really it just needed to be a "subcultures preserved in aspic and why?" kinda title

specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:45 (seven years ago)

finds television "quite vacuous" apart from First Dates, which sounds like some good middlebrow action for a leg-pumping fool on a push iron.

calzino, Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:51 (seven years ago)

yes sorry NV i was being quote lazy appending that tweet here

mark s, Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:52 (seven years ago)

No the Wiggins is closer to one of my initial impulses, it made me realise this was done better in the OG interior life of Nole Gallagher thread, of which that Wiggins piece is the vertiginous real life counterpart

specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:59 (seven years ago)

I have a lot of love for many aging goths

brimstead, Saturday, 25 May 2019 17:09 (seven years ago)

People as individuals are always better than our straw figures of them but it's interesting how some people seem to want to externalize their affiliations more than others. And like 90 percent of threads this started off as self-psychoanalysis as much as anything.

specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 May 2019 17:13 (seven years ago)

Yeah I feel ya, I think I’m just sort of envious of people entrenched in subcultures like that*.. it sucks when a perfect vintage look is ruined by pulling outta cellphone.

*no doubt a romanticized vision of belonging... still love fashion and things

brimstead, Saturday, 25 May 2019 17:22 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02554/Alan-Johnson_2554079b.jpg

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (six years ago)

he recently said on the wireless it was his bestselling coming of age memoir that was his greatest legacy, he really underrates himself as a style icon though.

calzino, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:36 (six years ago)

Still got his hair so it would be hilarious if he went for the Weller cut - but then he's an original mod and not a saddo Jam fan so unlikely.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:45 (six years ago)

70 yr old bloke with a Wellender is a pretty classy look, lol he's only 8 years older than Weller so should go for it.

calzino, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 09:05 (six years ago)

Who is this person?

Also:

Aging Mick Jones Actually Lost In Supermarket

LONDON — Mick Jones, founding member and former guitarist/singer for the classic punk band the Clash, grew confused yesterday while shopping at a Tesco supermarket and could not decide if he should stick around or head for the exit, market security confirmed.

“I almost called for help — this old codger kept pacing, mumbling that he ‘came in here for the special offer.’ His cart was filled with coupons for tea, though, so I figured he knew what he was doing,” said Tesco produce and fish-and-chips specialist Jennifer Bronson. “I see a lot of geezers like him come in and wander the aisles aimlessly. Normally, it’s not a big deal — it gets them out of the house. But he was spooked by all the people coming up and taking pictures of him.”

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 10:18 (six years ago)

former postman + home secretary and self styled ace-face, the most august Alan Johnson - he's basically a total dickhead.

calzino, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

(xp) Funnily enough, one of the few times, after I first moved to London, when I was excited to see a celebrity in the flesh was when I saw Mick Jones in an M&S Food shop and, I must admit, I did kinda follow him around for a few minutes.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 10:39 (six years ago)

When me and my girl were at the Velvet Underground gig, we were trying to get ice lollies out of the vending machines at the back of the hall. We succeeded, and turned back to watch the band, and right there was Mick Jones and some of his friends. Man, he was thin!

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 12:26 (six years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqG8em2Qss

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:26 (two years ago)

There's a guy in his 40s who's regularly on my bus to and from work who convincingly wears the Ben Sherman shirt / jeans / work boots / parka combo. I think a lot of that is because he has a buzzcut rather than a Wellend or similar hairstyle. Although today he was wearing a Liam bucket hat, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that this was entirely for practically as it was very sunny and hot today. And I could hardly criticise his choice of headgear as I was wearing what my work colleagues refer to as a 'fishing hat' ie a repeatedly folded/crumpled up and sweated through khaki number from M&S.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:35 (two years ago)

practicality

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:35 (two years ago)

aging goths >= aging punks > > > > > aging mods (throw them in the Thames)

brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:04 (two years ago)

one year passes...

Just remembered, I was on the bus home last week when I saw Alan Johnson walking up Caledonian Road, shopping in hand, wearing one of those stupid big mod parkas.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 10:24 (one year ago)

what a detestable old dickhead. If you are ever looking to buy an ironic gift for someone you really hate, send them one of his awful memoirs of being a really despicable postman who unfortunately didn't die of diphtheria in the 50s

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 10:53 (one year ago)

Lol

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 11:03 (one year ago)

Aging Scab Dudes

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 18:01 (one year ago)

Aging mod reporting for duty but frequently now undercover except for soulie weekender parka excursions.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 18:25 (one year ago)

Idk I was always shy about claiming a subculture label when I was of the age to be in it. Now in retrospect it seems silly but I always felt like there was a purity test that I would fail etc.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 18:26 (one year ago)

Some part of me will always be a metalhead. (It really comes out when I’m in the presence of jazz dudes.)

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 19:10 (one year ago)

old punks never die, we just stand in the back

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 19:13 (one year ago)

That LA Punk segment on that show John Mulaney did for Netflix was pretty great cross look at aging punks in one room. Worth searching out if you have not seen it before.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 19:49 (one year ago)

it's been fun to see multi-generational families at all-ages shows and events... grandpa punk, 30 year old punk, and the 11 year old granddaughter punk, all together.. like at a Linda Linda's show or something

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 20:05 (one year ago)

yeah I love that

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 20:06 (one year ago)

Are mod parkas bad? I always sorta liked them. The army green fishtail ones.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:24 (one year ago)

They look kinda stupid if you're 74.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:33 (one year ago)

they are mainly bad when an absolutely detestable ex-New Labour politician like Alan Johnson wears one, but I wouldn't judge any average citizen for wearing one in the same harsh way. But also, yeah, it's worth noting that old septuagenarian fuckwits pretending to be jimmy from quadrephenia is kind of fucking ridiculous tbh!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:38 (one year ago)

the punk and the great-grandfather ;)

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:39 (one year ago)

From roughly 1974 to 1984 my cold weather coat was an army surplus parka. It was cheap at the local army surplus store and indestructible. I tried to home-dye it black, but it just turned a murkier shade of olive green. After I married my wife made me give it to charity. It was never remotely stylish, whether as 'mod' or otherwise.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:42 (one year ago)

to me that is a classic punk look!

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:43 (one year ago)

the failed home-dye being key to the aesthetic ofc

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:43 (one year ago)

I have a highly customized one with scooter club patches etc on it so I am definitely part of the problem! I took it from an ex who was leaving the country which means I never had to see him again and he couldn't ask for his parka back.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:54 (one year ago)

IMO the skin/suedehead look is not a bad way for (aging) men to stay relatively stylish into their middle years, but a pink mohawk at 56 is pretty fucking silly looking.. but whatever brings you joy

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 22:58 (one year ago)

"I have a highly customized one with scooter club patches etc on it"

As mentioned passim I passed my motorcycle test earlier in the year, and I actually owned a scooter for a while. Which got me to thinking about Mod fashion. I assume that actual 1960s Mods wore military surplus jackets because they were cheap, not because they were particularly good as safety gear - they don't have any padding and there's no space for armoured pads. So the Mod look is basically a side-effect of poverty. And then it was copied and formalised until it became a style. In the same way that a few casual comments from a carpenter two thousand years ago became Christianity.

Which also got me to wondering about the modern equivalent of an actual OG 1960s mod. Not an imitation mod, but the original thing. E.g. a mobile but not particularly well-off hipster. Presumably he or she would wear the cheapest safety jacket they could get from Amazon, except that in the UK at least they wouldn't need it, because they wouldn't be riding a petrol scooter. They would be riding an electric stand-up scooter, so a military jacket actually would be a decent choice. The modern Mod would be a takeaway delivery driver with superior taste.

This suggests that the whole petrol-scooter-riding mod subculture is one of those things that made organic sense at the time but doesn't make any sense whatsoever today. And punk isn't quite the same, because I have the impression that the punk subculture generally wasn't too hot on motorbikes. Or at least it's not something The Clash or The Sex Pistols particularly showcased in their music. I've always associated biking with 1970s pub rock and pub-rock-esque bands such as The Stranglers rather than punks, who were either too uncoordinated to ride a motorbike, or too young, or too poor.

For the record I wear a Bellstaff copy, so I probably look like the writer pictured towards the bottom of this article, minus the binoculars:
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2024/dec/19/goodbye-to-old-town-beloved-utility-inspired-norfolk-clothing-company

I feel sorry for that chap because he's obviously going to put on a lot of weight later on in life.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 21 December 2024 22:16 (one year ago)

Aging metal dudes want in on this thread

calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 22:48 (one year ago)

There was a discussion on one of the guitar subreddits about how boomer Tone Lawyers were being superseded by Tonegazers with five-figure pedal boards worth more than a car. Holy fuck did I feel seen.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 22 December 2024 05:39 (one year ago)

lol

budo jeru, Sunday, 22 December 2024 23:40 (one year ago)

several podcasts I listen to have nailed the aesthetic evolution I’ve seen in a lot of North American late gen x’ers —rockabilly is the punk retirement plan

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 December 2024 15:13 (one year ago)

[I assume that actual 1960s Mods wore military surplus jackets because they were cheap, not because they were particularly good as safety gear]

My understanding is they were widely available from US GIs and/or military surplus suppliers, and they weren't safety gear as much as all-weather gear, with the fishtails and longer hems helping to protect the new Continental fashions from rain and mud (which the scooter's knee shields also protected against as compared to bicycles and motorcycles).

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 23 December 2024 16:18 (one year ago)

Rockabilly has been the skinhead retirement plan for at least several decades lol

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 23 December 2024 16:19 (one year ago)

I've mentioned before a cartoon I find impossible to search now but it's an image of an aging punk standing in front of two escalators, one labeled "Rockabilly" and the other labeled "Jazz".

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Monday, 23 December 2024 16:29 (one year ago)

ha yes but u forgot the detail that the rockabilly one goes down to hell, and the jazz one goes up to heaven

sleeve, Monday, 23 December 2024 16:48 (one year ago)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtcPY32gjYCdQ9_jjGSnxs8fXG_RmV6nl5ZA&s

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 23 December 2024 16:56 (one year ago)

and they weren't safety gear as much as all-weather gear

Yeah, that's my understanding as well... keeping the threads clean on the scooter ride to the club, and staying warm in the drizzle

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 23 December 2024 17:50 (one year ago)

those are actually the flames from a hot rod, possibly driven by rat fink

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 December 2024 18:32 (one year ago)


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