Most hideous movie poster featuring Katherine Heigl's dumb ass face

she might actually be attractive but I'm not sure because in every poster she looks like a total idiot

I voted for "killers" btw

Ugly Truth. very throwback late 80's/early 90's generic romantic comedy style poster, plus features other "I do only crap movies" actor Gerard Butler on it. at least some of the others have LOL value.

Ugly Truth's is just almost looking condescending in a "bet you haven't seen THIS trope before, oh we so clevurr" kinda way

she might actually be attractive but I'm not sure because in every poster she looks like a total idiot

zyzzyx rd.

What the fuck kind of a name is this for a film?

OH SHIT I forgot "knocked up"

in my mind she wasn't on that poster but I think I was thinking of "40 year old virgin"

she was pretty hot in My Father the Hero altho I was younger than her at the time so I'm not a creeper.

oh nevermind it looks like she's only on some weird alternate version of the knocked up poster, false alarm

she is about as hot as it gets imo, i'll get over her pulling faces on dumb posters for dumb movies.

the spanish poster is making me lol

the ugly truth
27 dresses
caffeine

How come these aren't showing up on the thread? Is it just me?

yep, cuz I see em

those are all from the same website so maybe it's not working for some users

the spanish poster is making me lol

It's Portuguese, btw.

Literal translation: Together by Chance.

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i like the 27 dresses cover. voted killers because it has kutcher on it too.

Heigl's "dumbass face," on a board where Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill are beloved

Dr Morbchallopsius

The Killers poster seems especially egregious because of Ashton Kutcher and the moronic expressions on their faces.

Caffeine should win this, but I didn't see that until I already voted Zyzzyx (which has her best picture on the thread in the rearview at the top but her barely-runner-up worst picture on the bottom, peeking out behind Leo Grillo or whoever-the-fuck)

Heigl's "dumbass face," on a board where Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill are beloved

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, October 7, 2010 8:54 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

please note it is "dumb ass face," not "dumbass face," this was intentional

*morbius puts on well-loved caffeine dvd and grumbles to himself*

those really dont work in the third person huh

zyzzyx rd.

What the fuck kind of a name is this for a film?

― Rob Liefeld pose (chap), Thursday, 7 October 2010 13:35 (29 minutes ago)

i-15 landmark for kids keeping track in the minivan on their way to disneyland.

btw this is a pretty entertaining article about ZYZZYX ROAD

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20011268,00.html

dumb assface poll

i like the 27 dresses and man in pants ones.

she was v good in the early seasons of greys anatomy imo. the one where her fiance dies and she is catatonic in that dress >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her movie career

WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN CAFFEINE???

She is v. cute imo, love those posters.

Better to look dumb than to do the sucky-cheeked pout thing.

the duckface

Say, I'm rather fond of that dumbass face.

You guys, Marsha Thomason (in Caffeine) = Naomi from LOST.

katherine nagl

Better to look dumb than to do the sucky-cheeked pout thing.

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, October 7, 2010 10:14 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a reason looking dumb is called looking dumb, it's because it's dumb

Nobody stood next to Ashton Kutcher or Tom Sizemore looks that dumb

did you actually look at the Killers poster

She looks so happy and cute on that poster I nearly went to see the film.

I mean FFS SHE'S PLAYING A ROLE THERE surely?

oh no

we've lost him

the way i'd want to go tbh

I just wd rather see somebody being comedy than trying to pose all sultry-looking and failing. ditzy is cuter.

You want to be sucked into seeing Killers?

seems like an awful way to go, at least go for Zyzzc Rd

anyway she looks great in that killers poster

I said "nearly went" tbf

best part of this thread is outing morbs as a secret heigl stan

I think I like her cos she is pneumatic in a nuts way

well there's no doubts that's why i like her tbh

She is cute. FUIUD.

her face is so dumb, this is a tough choice

i think maybe the 'stright on' angle is not her best so judging her only on movie posters is harsh on heigl imo

what is happening with duhamel's weird body up there anyway

he is missing an arm i think

http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katherine-Heigl/Katherine-Heigl-10.JPG

man she's so dumb tho i dunno.........

I like her better in the Killers poster tbh

I kind of wish I hadn't mentioned her dumb ass face, because this thread isn't supposed to be WS/not WS but why are all her movie posters so stupid and terrible?

Maybe they are for stupid and terrible movies?

A Goldie Hawn poster poll wd not scrub up well, I'm pretty sure.

face still looks dumb

not even like a innocent clueless dumb, just dull and dim and dead inside imo

I bet her face smells great

Seems like issue here is more dumbness of role selection than dumbness of face.

kind of wish I hadn't mentioned her dumb ass face, because this thread isn't supposed to be WS/not WS but why are all her movie posters so stupid and terrible?

ok point taken. lots of people look dumb in movie posters for dumb movies.

leo grillo

http://www.animalsmattertoo.com/animalwelfare/images/leoandbuddies.jpg

leoandbuddies.jog

she is so hateable. it's uncanny.

xp now I feel bad :(

maybe Heigl should pose in pictures with puppies? Perhaps?

i've driven on zzyzx road before btw

on the Killers poster she looks a bit like Christine Hamilton :(

I don't think she looks stupid at all on the Duhamel-underwear-ad Life As We Know It poster...just looks like someone chasing around a baby...

Huh, timing:

http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/katherine-heigl-admits-to-image-problem/

LOL

There's something kind of awful about the way she's stooped in that Life as We Know It poster. Like I get the rather unsubtle joke that she's taking care of two babies, but there's something extra-humiliating about the position. Reminiscent of Daddy Day Care/Camp posters, imo.

You know, where the poster seems to be inviting us to laugh at instead of with the person who is getting dumped on.

a new thing in comedy, to be sure

she's definitely hot. when i saw her on the letterman show, tho, her personality almost entirely removed her attractiveness. the worst.

looks like Scary Palin on the Caffeine poster

oh god the 27 dresses poster is obscene

who in america wants to see a movie starring heigl & gerard butler?? jesus

She reminds me of:

http://www.thefablife.com/files/2009/07/sandra-lee.jpg

She seems like she might actually be pretty chill IRL, going by that interview Ned posted. An actress who's been around as long as she has been, and who waited so long for major success, would have to fight really hard to not seem jaded or uppity playing the game from the top of the mountain.

oh god the 27 dresses poster is obscene

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 8, 2010 2:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I think that's by far the best of the bunch.

ZYZZYGX road is pretty good for a straight to DVD cover though (that's kind of its own genre of covers with aesthetic rules imo).

I don't mind her per se, but the manner in which she's sold out is pretty damn annoying. It's possible to make money AND be in good movies.

"Caffeine," mainly because I can't stand the sight of Mena Suvari

or the thought of her syrupy voice

the photoshopping of heads onto bodies on the 'caffeine' poster is epically bad even by movie poster standards

it's sexy, irreverent fun tho

is duhamel drinking a mike's hard lemonade in the first one?

Nobody stood next to Ashton Kutcher or Tom Sizemore looks that dumb

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:29 (Yesterday)

Quite.

she looks pretty fine in all those posters! I have no idea who she even is, beyond "an actress"

but pashmina, she SOLD OUT to MAKE LOTS OF MONEY in HOLLYWOOD

i mean, i dunno am i missing Heigl: Behind the Music with her years as an off-broadway sensation, but jeez I can't see how she's the butt of this kind of complaint ahead of soooo many others that

i) have more acting talent (by far)
ii) aren't NEARLY attractive enough to be making romantic comedies

she just looks like she'd be irritating, despite the (kinda boring tbh) txtbook hotness. dunno if this is what 'dumb ass face' is getting at.

based on face it's killers, based on general hideousness it's caffeine. caffeine poster also has that disproportionately infuriating thing where they don't match the names to the heads - whyyyyyyy????

They have to put the star's name first but the star's face centre. I agree, it's really annoying and, if you don't already know the actors, very confusing.

This thread title is a great example of why a "hide thread" option would be great in the next site retool. It makes me cringe a little every time it pops up. What the fuck, n/a? It reads like something a third-grader wrote.

I don't know if I've seen a Heigl flick other than the one where the manchild gets her pregnant. but she seems hot enough to me.

ZYZZYGX road is pretty good for a straight to DVD cover though (that's kind of its own genre of covers with aesthetic rules imo).

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, October 8, 2010 5:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

dunno if ne1 else has posted this Fascinating Fact, but apparently ZYZZYGX holds the record for the LOWEST THEATRICAL TAKE OF ALL TIME, ie it didn't QUITE go str8 to dvd

wow
The film opened at one theater, Highland Village Park Theater in Dallas, Texas. It ran for six days, and made $30 at the box office. A crew member who took a friend got a refund, so the final domestic box-office gross was $20.

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The Dallas screening was never meant to be a real theatrical run. Instead, it was set up to fulfill a Screen Actors Guild agreement, which permits low-budget films to pay actors a lower rate as long as the film gets a domestic theatrical release. The Dallas ''opening'' was merely a formality. ''I didn't want an audience,'' says Grillo. ''We looked at it and said, What's the cheapest way we can get out of this mess? We rented the theater for $1,000.''

somehow pulling a "the producers" scam

dunno if ne1 else has posted this Fascinating Fact, but apparently ZYZZYGX holds the record for the LOWEST THEATRICAL TAKE OF ALL TIME, ie it didn't QUITE go str8 to dvd

Most hideous movie poster featuring Katherine Heigl's dumb ass face

people don't dislike k. heigle because she sold out and does crappy rom-coms now. they dislike her because she's never done anything besides romcoms but pisses and moans to the press about how crappy they are and how unfair it is she doesn't get to do anything better.

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http://omg.yahoo.com/news/katherine-heigl-difficult-demanding-not-worth-hollywood-insiders-194500350-us-weekly.html

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/katherine-heigl-claims-career-turned-on-her---couldn-t-say-no--to-romantic-comedies-173028153.html

"There’s nothing wrong with them, but maybe I overloaded my audience," Heigl admitted, taking partial blame. "I should have done a superhero movie or a psychological thriller."

or maybe a good movie. that would have been cool.

"There's a part of me that’s a Hollywood animal as well. I can’t wait to get into the writer’s room and see how we do this"

i'm sure the writer's room was ecstatic to hear this

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