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the England guy that throws the balls (country matters)

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson)

― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

(ethan has been freed already u nitwit)

― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

baby got bahn (country matters)

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

a steak of romanticism (country matters)

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

Hey, who wants to argue with a brit? (multiple logins)

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager)

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

that's really a 2 for 1

― some dude, Monday, 8 June 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

this will be fun

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

― the unfinest of display names only (country matters)

― and why?!? (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

how ironic

― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

gabbneb ffs

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

A Breath of Fresh Culture (Bimble)

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

My love for forks knows no bounds, but his last few display names have pretty much been a mix of awful and inscrubatle

probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu)
(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu)
Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu)
I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu)
This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu)
Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

― matos w. k. iw (k3vin k.), Monday, June 22, 2009 1:32 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ "andrew wkiw" would've been much better imo

― gabbehcuod (some dude), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

had the same thought

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

wacky out of context phrase is the worst look for a username imo

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

see, I'm kind of tired of the puns tbh

― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

yeah...there are some good weird phrase-type ones in the 'finest' thread...i'm fine w/ people mixing it up, puns just happen to be my formula of choice

― gabbehcuod (some dude), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

I should add that as far as puns go, yours do tend to be the finest.

― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

^ lame (xp)

― gabdneb (jeff), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

it's like in true blood when they go to the vampire club "fantasia" and dude goes "you have to remember that most vampires are very old. puns used to be the highest form of humour."

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha i mean fangtasia

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's a lot like that

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

iow some dude is a vampire

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

some nosferatude

― combination pizza hut and koala taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

funny thing is when i'm writing professionally i HATE leaning on wordplay or getting too cute with puns, am loathe to write clever headlines even when i have an idea for one...but these damn ideas always pop into my brain, so it's good to have an outlet for them.

― gabbehcuod (some dude), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

i just figured this one out

gabbehcuod

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

haha me too

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

my new name is a tribute to it

― gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

mine is the best imho

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

wacky out of context phrase is the worst look for a username imo

these are 1000% better than more user name puns

okay thats not true but i like them

― combination pizza hut and shanty town (Lamp), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

― matos w. k. iw (k3vin k.), Monday, June 22, 2009 1:32 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ "andrew wkiw" would've been much better imo

― gabbehcuod (some dude), Monday, June 22, 2009 12:10 PM (1 hour ago)

otm, thought of this a minute after my first post with this one. def not "unfinest" tho, gimme a break

― matos w.k.iw (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

if there was only some way to change it in preferences

― combination pizza hut and koala taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

TOO LATE

― attack! attack! "stick stickly" youtube video 2:48 nvr frgt (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

actually i like the matos one anyway

― attack! attack! "stick stickly" youtube video 2:48 nvr frgt (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

― combination pizza hut and taco's "puttin' on the ritz" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

referencing the 'novelty hit of the year' that noone else on the board gives a shit about is poor form

― ~~~~~~~swinton~~~~~~~ (some dude), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

I was gonna get on your case for your screen name, but then I got the joke. Next level.

― the crying of lot 51 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

I don't get the joke. Can a brotha enlighten me?

― body merkin (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

it's the slowest of burners. go back to your days of watching bumper stumpers and you'll get it

― the crying of lot 51 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

enlighten this bro

― "jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

this ~ is a tilda

lol i had a das racist scrn name 1st, i think

― combination ilx user name and rap song title (Lamp), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

it's actually a tilde

― the crying of lot 51 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

― the crying of lot 51 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 2:45 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol props on this though

― ~~~~~~~swinton~~~~~~~ (some dude), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not sure we had whatever bumper sticker that refers to in my area/time.

― body merkin (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_Stumpers

― the crying of lot 51 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, I misread that. I've never heard of Bumper Stumpers before.

― body merkin (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten)

sry, but no.

― unlucky son (call all destroyer), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

haha i think this is the first time we've had a contested one in both the finest and unfinest threads

― some dude, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

i keep waiting for some asshole to do a "funny" michael jackson one today

― matt h. (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

butt-hurt call all destroyer is all trying to zing me because i made fun of an internet comic in another thread.

― jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

m@tt otm

― some asshole doing a "funny" michael jackson display name (some dude), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― matt h. (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

(even through being surprisingly bummed out about this)

― matt h. (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:32 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Awesome! I suspect this was inspired by the scene in The Wire in which Bodie & co. drive around listening to APHC b/c they don't know any of the radio stations in Philly?

― HE LEFT BEHIND A WHITE HAT WITH AN ALIEN ON IT. ALSO A GLASS THING. (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 June 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

o wait. wrong thread. sorry.

― HE LEFT BEHIND A WHITE HAT WITH AN ALIEN ON IT. ALSO A GLASS THING. (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 June 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

butt-hurt call all destroyer is all trying to zing me because i made fun of an internet comic in another thread.

― jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, June 26, 2009 11:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

hahahaa i mean if you want to think this cool but i just noticed the display name on that thread and thought to myself wow that needs a new home.

― unlucky son (call all destroyer), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

― blap for lashes (Whiney G. Weingarten)

http://rlv.zcache.com/simpsons_did_it_tshirt-p23567861722489880018j2_400.jpg

― there's a blapp for that (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

Who did blap for lashes?

― blap for lashes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

unless you think you have some sort of patent on blap usernames, because yours is like the 700th.

― blap for lashes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

― Blap for Lashes (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, February 27, 2009 1:39 PM (4 months ago)

it was a good idea tho tbf

― there's a blapp for that (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

shit.

― blap for lashes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

there really was a blapp for that

― blap for lashes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― there's a blapp for that (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

i mostly just pull whatever catches my eye on a given afternoon

― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 June 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Saturday, 27 June 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

forks shd change his to john imo

― cozwn, Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

wht have u got against ur og screen name forksclovetofu

― cozwn, Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

nothing, i just look at these as vanity license plates.

― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

then keep them to 7 letters plz!!!!

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)

doctor, zing thyself

― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

w/r/t this exchange:

butt-hurt call all destroyer is all trying to zing me because i made fun of an internet comic in another thread.
― jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, June 26, 2009 11:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
hahahaa i mean if you want to think this cool but i just noticed the display name on that thread and thought to myself wow that needs a new home.
― unlucky son (call all destroyer), Saturday, June 27, 2009 1:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

in my half-asleep state this morning i came up with "yo is it true cad got butthurt by a whiney kid over a internet comic beef???"

but it's too long to be a display name :(

― call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

that would actually be a pretty sweet display name

― ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 June 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

― Kid S. Highwaygarten (kshighway), Monday, August 17, 2009 7:51 PM (2 hours ago)

― ash ra - i love temple (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

the 'hazing the new guy' shit is tired enough from people who've been here for more than a year themselves, give it a rest

― some dude, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

chill man idc how long he's been here an unfine display name is an unfine display name imo. i've actually generally steered clear of trolling him anyway

― ash ra - i love temple (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)

aight but honestly i've seen way worse lately

― some dude, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

the recent one of forks that was like BOO HOO ROO HOO BOO was terrible

― geir ham, go (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)

forks is just constantly breaking new ground in bad display names, i kinda respect him for that

― some dude, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

xpost, i'm LMFAO

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

the art of pretend meme unawareness

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

i mostly just pull whatever catches my eye on a given afternoon
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Saturday, June 27, 2009 2:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
u!
― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Saturday, June 27, 2009 2:10 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:41 (sixteen years ago)

if you honestly don't know the BOO BEN KONOP BOO LIAR video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

would be meme of the year were it not for keyboard cat

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

new one is truly terrible tho forx

― jveggra va pbqr (Lamp), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

forks needs a username intervention i think

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, no argument; it's beef based and not very well tenderized. time for a fresh coat o paint; not, I daresay, that it will meet with greater approval

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

forksclovejaggers

― (ƨnɘhqɘϯƧ ƨ1ϯɿuƆ) | HI!!!!! | (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

i was upset no one liked my babywantstofu username >:/

― RT @ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)

curtis, not that i'm apparently in a position to critique, but wouldn't it be cleaner if you had !!!OHO!!! instead of HI!!!! so that your name was a backwards palindrome?

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― i'm beasting off the riesling (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, September 4, 2009 4:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

regardless of intent, quoting a cringe-inducing recent Kanye lyric is NAGL

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

regardless of intent

haha okay it's horrible i admit, but if you for an instant thought my intent was anything other than clowning on kanye i will ;_; forever

― i'm beasting off the riesling (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

haha it's cool dog don't ;_;

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

nah i'm cool, i'm gonna send out a stoic tweet instead

― i'm beasting off the riesling (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

btw a delmar bite this late in the game is nothing to brag about but i just needed a palette cleanser for my kanye one and i couldn't think of anything

― rap telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

haha

― some dude, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

― the delighted flute-clinking dinner party audience in soto's head (some dude), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 10:02 PM (1 hour ago)

i have nothing but love for you but it pains me to see you go down the "wacky out of context phrase"/"ilx meme" route when you're capable of so much better

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 September 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

no, no, we welcome you to our party.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes i just use something that i think is funny, chill

― some dude, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

i mean it's never been nonstop wordplay w/ me anyway

― some dude, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

one of us one of us we accept you one of us

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

do not frighten the precious

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

much hard ones for much hard puns

― wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

haw i actually loved that soto's head one

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 05:30 (sixteen years ago)

yes

― butthurt (deej), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:19 (sixteen years ago)

imo rtc quotes = untapped goldmine

― butthurt (deej), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)

would use "her twitter is pretty hood, i quite enjoy it" but i don't wanna upset kells

― some dude, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

― tickle me dat n*gga delmo (k3vin k.)

― super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode swag (The Reverend), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

agreed, changed it to this 1

― tickle me delmar (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

ringtone -> goon -> display name pop

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

displame

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

this gon' take work

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

what are you doing

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

"displame"

herein lies the problem

― tickle me delmar (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

we're on dis plame no hype

― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

― jag meter up, lets jeeeeEEEErk (Whiney G. Weingarten)

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

I did that one for you :(

― Cank That (Soulgga Ban) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

it brings to mind lj's ordinary student night and I can't live with that

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

― history mayne, Friday, September 25, 2009 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't even know what this means but i'm so irrationally annoyed by it that it's made me kind of start disliking a poster i previously had no problem w/

― some dude, Friday, 25 September 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

how he must regret starting this thread now

― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

wait - that's enrique?

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha, some dude OTM

― shipley irresistable (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

I had a really funny "mayne" screen name yesterday, but then was like "Uh... Mayne isn't really a thing"

I even typed "mayne" + "rapper" into Google just to make sure it wasn't in some song title that i missed

― shipley irresistable (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

...

― mayne lobster (goole), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

... ...

― definitely mayne (goole), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, September 4, 2009 1:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

are you unfinesting yourself?

― phyllis wdyller (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

no just calling 'firsties'

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

prolly lasties, too

― can i lust (tehresa), Friday, 25 September 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, September 4, 2009 1:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guess i never saw this!

― goole, Friday, 25 September 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Friday, July 24, 2009 6:33 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Saturday, 26 September 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

jjjust awful

― Moribund the Burgerphone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 September 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

combining two almost-jokes into one bummer non-joke

― Moribund the Burgerphone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 September 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

ill say, thats hideous

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

would you say that's a horribly formed "joke" ?

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

hell yes i would

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

App none of you dudes were on the thread w/that fucking terrifying wax statue of Ben affleck, needed to cleanse it from memory thru usename, sorry to disappoint

― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

horribly formed "affleck"

― three input girls just wanna have fun (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

― untrue pitch, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― weirdo shippers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

― lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, October 9, 2009 5:16 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we gotta raise the bar at least higher than standard issue celeb name mashups tbh

― some dude, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

lil kim jong il divo

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

lil kim jong il divas live

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

remarc loi

― i got nothin (deej), Saturday, 10 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― sunn o))) successor (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

― Bobby Wo (max), Sunday, October 11, 2009 11:45 PM (2 minutes ago)

let's not make this a thing

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno, i'm feelin it

― Israel-Charlemagne Palestine conflict (haitch), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

thanks for the advice keller but im gonna stick with it

― Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

T.J. (max)

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

connie (max)
to the (max)
kcurt (max)
tucker (max)

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

tucker max would have been lol

― wanna b_stanton somethin' (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

cine (max)

― passive aggressive tea wisdom (latebloomer), Monday, 12 October 2009 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

skin a max

― jergins, Monday, 12 October 2009 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

sugars(max)

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

return of the (max)

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ was going to be my next one

― Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

great brainiacs

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

brainymax

― wanna b_stanton somethin' (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

darragh (max)

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Monday, 12 October 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

― the smug persian (The Reverend), Monday, 12 October 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

big (max)

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Monday, 12 October 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

he gave a quarter and his order, small fries... BIG (max)

― mad dome beyond thunder (max) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 October 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

― retrunofthaghmac (some dude), Monday, November 2, 2009 3:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

realizing that i initially misspelled my display name and made it even more inscrutable is like suddenly noticing that i've been wearing my shirt inside out all day

― returnofthaghmac (some dude), Monday, 2 November 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

― 51 sent (The Reverend), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

rerunofthaghmac

― umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill)

― goole, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

― methanietanner, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:15 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rly

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― brooklyn we go ham (samosa gibreel),

o_0

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, lame

― unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

it's a b3ckham thing, i think

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

the 6 SBillion dollar man (some dude)

forced imo

― Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:19 (sixteen years ago)

i guess im not one to judge

― Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)

Lampin in the hamptons (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally)

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

cold Lampin (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally)

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

i heard sammy the bull Lamps in miami (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally)

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

Lamp is your dn from the movie Anchorman?

― balut kweli (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

from his nightstand prob

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

is it from a lamp

― max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

more casual way to say lamprey

― Mountain Dewm (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

the 6 SBillion dollar man (some dude)

forced imo

― Lamp, Thursday, December 3, 2009 1:19 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah not very good but i dunno, i have 6 SBs (or did last time i asked the other day), so i just went for it

― the 6 SBillion dollar man (some dude), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

6 SBillion ways to ban, choose one

― mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 December 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

― balut kweli (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 December 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

was waiting for that, ty

― some dude, Friday, 4 December 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

yeah kinda disappointed in retrospect that no one had made that joke earlier

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 December 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)

the terius of a goon (forksclovetofu)

is this supposed to be "tears of a clown" or

― don't be radriculous (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diXDf7Q-QkU

― the terius of a goon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThE3hDJhL6A

― don't be radriculous (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICXtWHsG7dY

― the terius of a goon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xaXGODZq40

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDgRff3v_-4

― the terius of a goon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQC720FCWM

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej)

I think it's time you changed this one.

Also, OK, we get it, you like Gucci Mane.

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

that is a mistranscription of gucci lyrics noz posted on his site -- gucci wasnt intending to say 'unicorn strapped with a unabomb'

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

its supposed to be 'on point like a unicorn, comma, strapped with a unabomb'

but im not really a display name generating wizard

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

please tell me he says "comma"

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

eats shoots and leaves burrr

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

Also, OK, we get it, you like Gucci Mane.

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:46 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is a mistranscription of gucci lyrics noz posted on his site -- gucci wasnt intending to say 'unicorn strapped with a unabomb'

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:51 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its supposed to be 'on point like a unicorn, comma, strapped with a unabomb'

but im not really a display name generating wizard

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:52 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not really disproving whiney's point here

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno i think explaining that its a funny mistranscription rather than "lol gucci mane is funnee" makes a diff

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

it could have been any artist -- i imagine 99% of ilx wouldnt have been able to tell that apart from another rapper

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

you realize i'm going to quote you on that in the ongoing "gucci mane lacks personality" autogoon thread?

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

how does that even relate? a specific sentence taken out of context?

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

gucci mane = your kryptonite

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

deej who do you love more, gucci mane or obama

― max, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

I'm having wet dreams while awake at the thought of those four groups collaborating on one heat rock. Breaking down walls is NEVER bad for music.

― 3333333333, Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:02 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

you realize i'm going to quote you on that in the ongoing "gucci mane lacks personality" autogoon thread?

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 12:44 PM (1 hour ago)

yeah because the majority of ilx not knowing a specific line of a rapper who puts out 150+ songs a year obviously means he lacks personality

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

every thread is essentially a gucci mane thread now

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

lookin' at my gucci, it's about that time....

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

today we are all gucci mane u_u

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

― abcdefghicpbitchesjklmnopqrstuvwxwyz (a hoy hoy)

― got the feelin for the flava of a gucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 December 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

― got the feelin for the flava of a gucci (Whiney G. Weingarten)

― some dude, Saturday, 19 December 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

damn. its like that, huh?

― got the feelin for the flava of a gucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

rip christmas cheer :(

― dumb pl4nk (k3vin k.), Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

haha i'm just saying, make sure you're not in a glass house when posting to this thread

― some dude, Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

gunning 4 this thread in case you couldn't tell

― iiiiiii've banned goooons beeeefahhhhhhhhh (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 20 December 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 2:30 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this a 'history mayne' type situation where i instinctively hate on some newish screenname having no idea whether it's some older poster i had no problem w/ before?

― some dude, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

uh dude... it's your mom

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

mum dude

― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

hee hee hee

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

damn im easily amused

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

who was history mayne before? i never know that kinda stuff but i figured it was somebody old

― you forgot what a hardcore blogger is (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

enrique

― tza nicholas ii (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

ah okay thx!

― you forgot what a hardcore blogger is (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n)

― GRIZZLY! GRRR! GRRR! So Indie Entertaaaaiiiinmeeent! (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

lolling so hard at the badness of that -- so bad it's great imo

― birdman mumia (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

so bad its good imo

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

no one should ever talk shit about El Debarge imo, not even in the name of punning

― GRIZZLY! GRRR! GRRR! So Indie Entertaaaaiiiinmeeent! (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

Best Line Snorted Nose Candy In John Of JFK Airport (Whiney G. Weingarten)] 66 new answers

ambitious but

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

haha i didn't see this....i meant no offense to El DeBarge, rev...the thing just popped into my head one day.

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

kinda sick of this type of stuff

― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne)

― pad see u (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

well u just generally are opposed to forks or whoever pulling a goofy phrase from wherever

― some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

am trying to K it P more or less 24/7 but seriously dude,

― Jamie Bulgur Wheat (kingkongvsgodzilla), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:58 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

I was hoping that would annoy the shit out of someone. Ah, alright Louis you old softie, I'll get rid of it.

― Jamie Bulgur Wheat (kingkongvsgodzilla), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

*wipes brow*

― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

it's been 15 years, LJ

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

new york, whiney loves you but you're bringing him down

― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

i don't get it ne way

― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

― i can make my sprays turn into a shart (k3vin k.), Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the dname game is officially more scatological than a Lil Wayne song

― some dude, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

shouldn't u and whiney be gettin all apoplectic over his use of "shart"

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that one -_-

― AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

with that one it's not even the shart usage in and of itself as that the combo w/ spray makes it that much more graphic

― some dude, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

really while i'm picking on kells this is pretty dire too:

― TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 6:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

yes

― AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

damn yall...

― TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 03:53 (sixteen years ago)

kinda bummed tbh, will try to step game up

― TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

tough love

― AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

yeah nothin but respect for comin at me like this

― k3vin k., Saturday, 20 March 2010 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw i put the shart one up to a vote and no one objected, and i kinda thoght the the tiger one was clever. maybe i goota get w/ the times

― k3vin k., Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

i feel worse disappointing some dude than anything else tbh, dn hero

― k3vin k., Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

u_u

― AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

it's all good homey, don't sweat it

― some dude, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:28 (sixteen years ago)

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.)

mildly annoyed each time I see this one

― poppage or poop (The Reverend), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

i was mildly annoyed every time i saw the thread title and read it as "funky house septics", so i decided to do something about it

― corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 March 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

― corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 22, 2010 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

while we're at it

― iggy figgy pudding pop (some dude), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

yeeaaahh

― corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

i'll stand by funky house septics -- corrine bailey the chef was confounding me from a pun standpoint and i just kinda gave up

― corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

funky house septics is at least consistent with the rolling around in feces theme of display names now

― iggy figgy pudding pop (some dude), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

what was the joke of the bailey the chef one?

sometimes i get to afraid to ask cuz i'll feel dumb for not knowing a reference

― And guess what? I think Pitchfork is going to give it a BM. (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

Corinne Bailey Rae

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 March 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

ah okay gotcha

― And guess what? I think Pitchfork is going to give it a BM. (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

he thought "what a great act ...for me to raekwon"

― harshbuzz to my chilt-on (zvookster), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

― deej khalifa (deej), Friday, March 26, 2010 3:30 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean really

― some dude, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

not what u think
http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/burj-khalifa1.jpg

― deej khalifa (deej), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

that doesn't really make it any better

― Violent (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:38 (sixteen years ago)

murs khalifa imo

― Violent (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:38 (sixteen years ago)

shart khalifa

― some dude, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

'deej' looks like 'burj' & the building looks like my cock, good enuff imo

― deej khalifa (deej), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:44 (sixteen years ago)

bur snider
dee_stanton

nah doesn't work

― some dude, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

he thought "what a great act ...for me to raekwon"

― harshbuzz to my chilt-on (zvookster), Monday, March 22, 2010 6:02 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

this was a funny post

― Violent (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

― You are feisty, sexy, impatient, and impossible to bed, like Christ (acoleuthic), Monday, March 29, 2010

abominable

― zvookster, Monday, 29 March 2010 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

yeah lj is gunning for forks's spot or something

― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

forks swearin he on top
but jagger's comin' for the number one spot

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

forks swearin he on top
but jagger's comin'

i don't usually say "pause" but

― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

i just read the lyrics to "number one spot" and kept thinking about how every punchline would've been if luda had written that song in the grocery bag era... i feel like this could be its own thread

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

you brought this on yourselves

― j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

AND THEY SAID THAT META THREADS COULDN'T REFORM

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

haha is that a reference or something, i don't even get the construction

― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

forksclovetofu

― zvookster, Monday, 29 March 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

don't bring me into this

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 March 2010 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

ha that one's actually kinda funny

― 51ocki (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 March 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

Lunch, of course, will be brown-bag style. = dope user name imo

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

you might note that it was adopted as a username in the very next post.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 April 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

iyo

― k3vin k., Thursday, 1 April 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac)

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

now we're lowering the bar to Kathleen Turner Overdrive-style band names?

― batwing rightshit cartoonist (some dude), Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

heh heh "wood"

― goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

~~~~let it Hongro~~~~

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

― kkkksssshhhh (ksh), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 2:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really should be a no-brainer to avoid putting 3 or more k's in a row like that imo

― my heart will goon (some dude), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

weak sauce, some dude

obv there is a median number of k's (3) that is offensive, with a standard deviation that helps determine whether or not any additional (or missing) k's are offensive (or innocuous). since you can't go less than zero k's, and one is necessarily innocuous (ppl need words), that makes the std dev = 1, at least at the left end of the tail. so: four k's (KKKK) is offensive, five (KKKKK) is just like too many k's.

― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i disagree, that's gotta be ksh's best. not finest but a good display name, at least while the topic is hot

― a midsummer night's cream (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

getting dangerously close to some xkc shit there

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

amirite

― lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

tonight on the phone my grandmother described an upcoming bar mitzvah as "a real gathering of the clan"

http://i43.tinypic.com/24o34oo.jpg

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

KKKK just means you threw 4 strikes in a row in a baseball game that allows 4 outs per side

― harbl, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

thanks, k3vin.

some dude, i had that display name for a total of seven posts last night during the whole HP "controversy." in the context of a discussion where we were talking about usernames and iatee said "all the ilxors w/ jibberish usernames are the same person to me," i think it's pretty evident i was just making a dumb joke on iiiijjjj's username

― ksh, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

yeah

― dumb jokkkkkkkkksh (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

it's ooookkkk
i meant you struck out 4 in a row btw. whatever, dumb joek

― harbl, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― harbl, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

ok well it didn't even occur to me that it was a play on iiiijjjj or anything else, i thought it was just a random playing with letters thing

― my heart will goon (some dude), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

display names that need context

― dumb jokkkkkkkkksh (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

xpost to some dude

no problem

― ksh, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

keep some dude away from the Kerrang reviews section iirc

― pencil island (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

― a midsummer night's cream (k3vin k.), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

biting display names from trader joe's products is nagl

― jam master (jaymc), Thursday, 8 April 2010 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

Kyrgyham (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally)

― estela artois (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

like they're still cleaning up body parts dogg

― estela artois (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

justin PeeBeR (Whiney G. Weingarten)

least fine display name of the year

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

that is kevin k levels of strained punning

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

i would've respected "justin peeber" more on a "ilx's nascent potty humor" tip

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

do they not call them "peebers" at whatever backwater cornfield college you go to?

― justin PeeBeR (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

no, sorry (and like any place is more backwater than fuck gainesville!)

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

fucking*

it's a horrible display regardless

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

i've only ever heard pee bee are personally

― some dude, Monday, 12 April 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

pretty much anyone who uses the term "peeber" should be messily killed

― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

thought that was a pun on pbr aka the ilx go-to pejorative for twee indie culture last week or w/e

― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

what a horrible formed "display"

― full government name (cutty), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

I say peeber sometimes :/

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

oh no

it is a shame that my cavalier attitude has signed your death warrant ;_;

curse you, Obamacare

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

lol peeber

― jeff, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

i have never heard some one say "peeber"

― m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

oh i have. do not condone, but for the sake of accurate reporting it does happen

― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

hopefully you pulled your pants back up and left the room?

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

if i told you who i have heard say this, you would be very sad

― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

O_O

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

slippery slope from secret furry to peeber enthusiast ;_;

― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

in fairness, it does sound like something a muppet would say so this revelation isn't that shocking

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

never heard "peeber" which sounds like some dumb shit, just "pbr" or "pabst"

― he's a radric mane (The Reverend), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

never heard anybody say "peeber" but then again it's not like I spend half my life in rock clubs surrounded by cases of PBR

― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

that reminds me, I have a stage treatment I wanted to send you but it sounds like you've already gotten it

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

^ that reads wrong, what I mean is "work requires me to spend a lot of time in clubs where they pour a lotta PBR & I've never heard anybody call it a 'peeber'"

then again, I do not go to parties, there may be a whole separate culture of parties where people like to say words that make them feel sad

xpost

― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://blog.timesunion.com/capitol/files/2008/12/flashdance-9051.jpg

"I dropped my peeber. *sniff*"

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

posted to her Tumblr

― ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

haha dan is that your go-to sad hipster pic or what

― goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

i swear i heard peeber before hipsterism?? not sure it's really a hipster affectation, just a funny gloss for ppl that like funny glossing?

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

is peeber another american word for 'johnson'?

― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

it is the first GIS for "sad hipster"; have I used it before?

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

no, it was just... fast

but gis is fast, isn't it?

― goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

actually in fairness this sounds to me like something that would have originated in wisconsin

― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

used to live right next to it

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

you could hear them saying "peeber... peeber" on a clear night

― goole, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

wsad hipster

― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

what is "wsad"

I'm goin with "world, suck a dick" until I hear otherwise

― the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

jdsad

― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

wwjs

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

what would jesus smash

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

Mary m iirc

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

that is kevin k levels of strained punning

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 12, 2010 2:48 PM (3 hours ago)

― k3vin k., Monday, 12 April 2010 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

what does yours mean HI DERE

― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

It was a one-off joke riff off of JD's "Twink Will Ferrell" that I decided to keep because the mental image was horrible.

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, April 12, 2010 6:48 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

dreading having to see this for the next few days

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta)

― tmi finney (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

disagree! shasta's always had good visual dns imo

― k3vin k., Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

i fucking love that display name like 1000%

― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

visual joke dn's like that are in a sweet spot where they are irritating as fuck but i still like them

― goole, Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

i really admire the craftsmanship of visual DNs, cuz i don't even know how to get all those crazy things to happen on my keyboard.

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

shasta had one DN that fucked with the formatting in firefox but other than that they've been groovy

― maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

old school noize imo

― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Friday, 16 April 2010 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

reminds me of

http://www.sazs.com/catering/images/SF_LOGO_09_1_350p.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

by largest they mean 147th largest btw

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahaha

― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 April 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

do they still have violent femmes every year at summerfest?

― Ndamukong HOOS (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 April 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

is that usually a thing? didn't live here for last year's, but i see the smileyface signs around town. schedule says no femmes this year, however, weird al is confirmed.

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

haha weird al is another staple! are the bo deans playing?

(i think femmes was always a "state pride" thing...)

― Ndamukong HOOS (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 April 2010 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

nah no BoDeans either, just the usual festival suspects - clapton, petty, brooks, dunn, bieber etc.

i did hear the 'Deans in a home depot last weekend, got me wondering whether that was just a coincidence or if the home depot customer satisfaction department is sophisticated enough to have regional muzak channels

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 19 April 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

ah man you should go see petty!!

― Ndamukong HOOS (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

no.

― Dr. Morbius' Moist Deployment (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 10:36 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

NO.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

didn't think you could get lazier than 'hipster puddy' dude

― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

hmmmmmmmm

― ( ª_ª)○º° (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

hipster puddy is obv way lazier

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

n/a, methinks thou dost protest too much

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

n/a's Moist Protest

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

I don't get shipley and him. Is it a she and him ref?

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

yes

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

ah ok then I do get it - nm. :D

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

i've def had display name writer's block lately

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:41 (sixteen years ago)

would it be too much to ask to maybe capitalize the s, h, and e in 'shipley' to make the reference just a tad more conspicuous for us philistines that don't read blogs?

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i've always wanted to emulate whiney displays like J0rdan almondS

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

iiiijjjj there's no salvaging it, 'shipley and him' is just a shit dn

i mean i can't tell you how many times i resisted the urge to use a dn like 'carles in sarge' and now i wonder why i practiced any restraint

― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

non-buyer's remorse

― aerosmith live at the mohegan sun (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:32 (sixteen years ago)

i chose 'shipley and him' narrowly over 'sb-in' him'

― z-rogatis (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:32 (sixteen years ago)

may I propose that most screenname variants of "she and him" are going to be unremarkable at best because the name itself is two unremarkable pronouns that don't have any particular resonance

― aerosmith live at the mohegan sun (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

apologize for that screenname J0rdan S, you know how much we all love you

― aerosmith live at the mohegan sun (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/06/02/confession470x276.jpg

― z-rogatis (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

― toys in the attic! aerosmith sings & (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

fuck, didn't realize there was a character limit, now my whole plan is fucked up

― toys in the attic! aerosmith sings & (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

can't believe you're gonna come in here and dis J0rdan almondS.

― al that and a bag of ships (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

it's obv an unfinest but i think you dropped it not soon after we feuded on that other thread about displays & i didn't want to seem like a dick

― z-rogatis (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

i'd like some more opinions on the matter.

― al that and a bag of ships (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

the almonds one was okay imo, not great but not terrible either

― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

nah it was p terrible

― ( ª_ª)○º° (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

some dude otm

― my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

hit&miss dn-er misses: unfine; but not unfinest, solid in a holding pattern #5

― stunt critics, blunts & hip hop (zvookster), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

almonds is awful

diggin z-rogatis tho

― Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

yeah almonds is horrible

― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

porcupinegarden has been growing on me

― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

for this thread

― my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a ILXing! (dyao)
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE),
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao),

― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

yikes

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

u_u

― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

― Varg Vikinem (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:42 PM (Yesterday)
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:42 PM (Yesterday)

― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

fuk u to whomever hates my dispname upthread imho.

kevin, you should change yours to "ban c u ttyl"

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 29 April 2010 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

ban c u ttwis

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

it grew on me xp

― passion of the wein (samosa gibreel), Saturday, 1 May 2010 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

wtf is this

i see you windin, grindin up on dat po'boy (crüt)

― \/\/G\/\/ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

haw

― i see you windin, grindin up on dat po'boy (crüt), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

how is that the first dn of mine that's wound up on this thread?????

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

WHO HE AND THE I DON'T KNOW FISH was designed specifically for unfinest thread

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

wtf does it mean?

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

i see you windin grindin up on that pole = akon lyric
po'boy = sandwich

it means about as much as truffleupagus

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

i see you windin grindin up on that pole = akon lyric
po'boy = sandwich

stifling many lols over here

― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

truffleupagus is (a) a piece of wordplay involving (b) a popular ilx meme

Yours has neither of those things and is dangerously close to being just nonsense

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

see, crut's made me laugh doe

― django weingart (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

truffleupagus is (a) a piece of wordplay involving (b) a popular ilx meme
Yours has neither of those things and is dangerously close to being just nonsense

let go

― gbx, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

what is the popular ilx meme? idgi

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

truffle fries

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

but since gibberish forks-style screen names are cool now that i'm back, i might as well do as the romans do

― POOP SHARTS AM I A BACKWARDS BLITZEN TARPPR!!! magnets??? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

I have been gibberish forks-style screen names since day one, get with the fucking program whiney g. weingarten

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

been using gibberish forks-style screen names

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

ben gibbardish

― cutty, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

i will posses your display name

― ksh, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

I have been gibberish forks-style screen names since day one

LOL, tempted to steal this as DN.

― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno, this thread could use a break

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 June 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_

― rahni, Thursday, 3 June 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

^^sb

― i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Thursday, 3 June 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol at truffle fries being a popular ilx meme

yall...d/ns? at this hour?

― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 June 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Sunday, August 8, 2010 2:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Tuomgwai -- Come On Da Young (some dude), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

i got it, but...

― J0rdan S., Monday, 9 August 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

u_u

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

my first unfinest

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

the sting fades

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

one should know

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

― Max Armstrong (buzza), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:55 AM (43 seconds ago)

― max skim (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

good throwback jam!

BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080),

― i got what t.rex turok the mic right (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

doh i mean that to be in the finest!!!!!!! :(

― i got what t.rex turok the mic right (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

was gonna say

― i am legernd (history mayne), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

oneohtosh point never (m bison)

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 September 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/2009/06/large_daniel-tosh.jpg

― trivial fursuit (diamonddave85), Thursday, 2 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

hey u messed up bro that goes in the finest thread

― oneohtosh point never (m bison), Friday, 3 September 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

a truly polarizing personality for the ages

― life liberty and the fursuit of happiness (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 September 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

idg the pun

― shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Friday, 3 September 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

tosh.0 (tosh point oh) is a show on com central

oneohtrix point never is this dude who makes cool jams

― oneohtosh point never (m bison), Friday, 3 September 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

i enjoyed it m bison

― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

oh okay I thought your username was referening 3H!0 or whatever

― shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Friday, 3 September 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

jh30H!3ea

― office (max) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 September 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

this is how max got his display name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dSJ2Y4iVus

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Friday, 3 September 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

how did you know!

― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

hey u messed up bro that goes in the finest thread

― oneohtosh point never (m bison), Friday, 3 September 2010 03:34 (17 hours ago)

i thought u were just str8 disparaging oneohtrix

consider it de-unfinested

― nakhchivan, Friday, 3 September 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

My username is roughly half as ridiculous & ambiguous as most of the others, yours included . Don't really care if you get it or not.

― Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Friday, September 3, 2010 12:33 PM

― am0n, Friday, 3 September 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

presume he means display name, but referencing hoos in yr username causes discreet embarrassment @ the ilx dinnerparty imo

― zvookster, Friday, 3 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

dont really care if you get it or not

― max, Saturday, 4 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

who says that

― max, Saturday, 4 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

disgusting

― max, Saturday, 4 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2889/emotcolbert.gif

― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 4 September 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

big hoes

― dy (max) ia (crüt), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

mine included!

― am0n, Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

roughly half!

― am0n, Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

― intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, September 13, 2010 9:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

this is how beefs start

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

how can you have hoos in your dn

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

to whit: 2 hoos

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

this is a solid a- dn fuiud

― intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

this is a solid a- dn feud

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

fuiudian slip

― harbl essences (crüt), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

the fuiud network

― bnw, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

― super dated smash bros. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 15, 2010 4:51 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― underrated bobos I have honked (some dude), Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Idgi

― ksh ksh ksh ksh it ksh it (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

beef w/deej over gza being "dated" and whether or not "dated" is a pejorative or not + super smash bros

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

isdgi.

― ksh ksh ksh ksh it ksh it (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

beef w/deej over gza being "super dated" iirc

― 'wich house (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

idgi

― dayo, Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

itimgi

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

ugi

― 'wich house (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

psigibmn

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

sdifogpsfbnsdbffga

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

lylas

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

ooh puzzles

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

i know what roxys is

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

rather than being a dick i will just say that the only puzzle in mine is how fast i could rumble my fingers across the keyboard

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

pret-ty fast

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

swak

― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

hags

― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

igbh

― straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

noump

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

when i thought this thread couldn't get any forksier

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

ttjgf

― dayo, Friday, 22 October 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sitcha self down and forks a spell
(mine was "no one understands my pain" btw)

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

i like "this thread just got FORKED" by the way

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

swak

― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

hags

― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

i had a fondness for "swalcakds"

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

wrong forks, it's "this thread just got forksier"

― dayo, Friday, 22 October 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

blna

― dayo, Friday, 22 October 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

i like mine better

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

whineys was so oblique idgi & apparently he was quoting me

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

"ha! he used the word 'super'"

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

rhakats

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 22 October 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

tfrttyag

― Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 October 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

tittyfag

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 22 October 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)

this is the time you fuck a goat?

― 156, Friday, 22 October 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)

damn good job

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 22 October 2010 10:16 (fifteen years ago)

swak surf

― am0n, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

whineys was so oblique idgi & apparently he was quoting me

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, October 22, 2010 1:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"ha! he used the word 'super'"

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, October 22, 2010 1:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, exactly why i posted it, just awful

― Long live smooth music..... ;) (some dude), Saturday, 23 October 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

"ha! deejuomas thinks the phrase 'super dated' isn't going to be seen as a pejorative statement to 99.999% of literate humans"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

Your search - deejuomas - did not match any documents.

― markers, Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ deejuomas

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Saturday, 23 October 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

i would pay good money for an mp3 of Khaled howling DJ TUOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 October 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

djtee

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 23 October 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, October 24, 2010 12:09 AM (36 seconds ago)

you realize these don't like show up as images right

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, 24 October 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

^^dngi

― dayo, Sunday, 24 October 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah ill admit that I guess

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, 24 October 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

daaaamn, that's finest

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

^ok now i feel better - kiss of death right here

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, 24 October 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

I like that

― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Sunday, 24 October 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol, kevin YOUR screenname comes from avogadro's mole conversation elsewhere unless I'm mistaken.

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

pp dn is great

― max, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

ha damn if so i wasn't aware of it

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

thats ok

― max, Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

er "comes from my avogadro's mole conversation" but whatever
COINCIDENCES?

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu),

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

it's like pointless to even bother putting forks display names in here by now.

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

says "corn futures hoof gang till them all"

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

also ppl who don't watch always sunny are the worst savages, etc

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

mine's a pun based on a popular ilx meme

yours is a scary movie 5-style reference-qua-reference to something you saw on a teevee show aimed at jock freshman on their way to their die in a frat hazing ritual

in short, eat a dick

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu),

― The Reverend, Tuesday, October 26, 2010 2:06 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like pointless to even bother putting forks display names in here by now.

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 2:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

says "corn futures hoof gang till them all"

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 2:09 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

this exchange is killing me

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.horror-movies.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/furnace-poster.jpg xpost

― markers (zorn_bond.mp3) (HI DERE) (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are really gonna side with forks on this one? fucc you both iirc

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait, nm, crut. just fuck j0rdan tbh

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not taking any sides

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

both are terrible

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

just taking the side of lols

― crüt (markers) (zorn_bond.mp3) (HI DERE) (forksclovetofu) (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

zactly

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1213/tumblrl9vz0vrtjs1qzmowa.gif
deserves a full airing

― corn futures hoof gang till them all #forks (cozen), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

ftr, it was a simple and direct reference to something I saw on a teevee show aimed at jock freshman on their way to their die in a frat hazing ritual

― cc #er (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

it's cch #er

― max readroom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

touche

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

both are bad, but calling that awful show "always sunny" is worse

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

forks gonna come at us with a Cleveland Show display name tmrw

― max readroom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

an entourage throwback

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

i once heard some dude retell the entire plot of an "always sunny" episode in a barber shop

― max readroom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

aw, so cute that you & some dude get your hair cut together!

― (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

i'm guessing kid and play style
whiney with the gumby

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

a dream

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

meta is pretty outdated imo

― only built 4 cuban linux (ciderpress), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB)

― kkvgz, Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

forks gonna come at us with a Cleveland Show display name tmrw

― max readroom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 6:21 PM Bookmark

Says the man who just changed his name, after getting made fun of, to something else bad

― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

i will always respect a swing and a miss at a pun over some fratboy-quoting-chappelle-show-level reference.

your current screen name is a fucking abortion, btw

― O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

no that's mine

― a fucking abortion (onimo), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

#displaynamerespect

― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

changing your name when its outed as retarded vs. defending it by saying its from always sunny and keeping it

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

v caring, at all

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

do you mean not caring at all

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

cause in both of those id say caring is implied

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

imo pun/meta is ALWAYS better than "random wacky phrase"

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

word

― it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol yes

― like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

cannot be said enough

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

guys can we please not forget the time Whiiney finested a dn that was based on the name of a basketball player but he thought it was a Parks & Recreation reference?

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

never forget

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

― No Means Yes. Yes Means Anal. (unperson), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:15 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol rape

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

wtf

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

reference to the chant that got a Yale fraternity into trouble recently

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

read yr campus newspapers

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

even so

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

"this pro-rape chant was featured in the news recently... more grist for the comedy mill!"

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

in fairness, consider the poster

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

whos that

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

a dude who isnt on 77 iirc so maybe we should drop this yall

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

why is this thread even on 77

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

"future employers must not know my opinions on display names!"

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

a tree grows in brooklyn

― catalina whiney ilxor (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

77's always been ground zero for the last couple years of display name obsession, before everything that happened on 77 was vilified as mean meta

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

"reference"

― like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

like what statement are you making with that "reference"?

― like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

you're asking me what statement I think you thought m@tt was making with a display name based on Detlef Schrempf's name when you thought he was a fictional basketball player on a sitcom and not an actual basketball player? is that what you're asking me?

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

i'm talking about unperson. not everything's about you, deej

― like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

well, I was the last person to post in the thread, the last person to mention you in the thread, AND used the word "reference" in the same post, so I don't think I'm that psycho for misinterpreting your vague post about something several posts up that you couldn't bothered to c&p or be clearer about.

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

that's one thing deej and whiney have in common, they both love to blurt things out in awkwardly worded ways that easily lead to further arguments if you're not able to instantly figure out the correct interpretation of the statement

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_speak_aspie_tshirt-p235709608360908603y2zw_400.jpg

― natty thread lock (am0n), Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw the last mention of reference was

reference to the chant that got a Yale fraternity into trouble recently

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, October 28, 2010 11:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i know i'm just saying my post that referred to Whiney also had the word "reference" in it.

― some dude, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

this is the worst thread on ilx

― iatee, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

you've done a great job with this thread... reference

― it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

no, finest is worse

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

that wasnt a direct attack on you fyi i was responding to what iatee said ;)

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

finest is worse and worse is anal

― dayo, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

this and "consistently worst taste" are the opposite of KIP

― corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

notice how I no longer have a display name. honestly surprised I never showed up here.

― corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

t/s self-congratulatory thread about stupid puns vs. serious, heated arguments about who made a worse pun

I can see why both are on 77 tbh

― iatee, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

in 3-5 years the d/n crew will be the herman g. neunames of ilx

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

both of these are clearly in 77 tradition

― sour posse (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

i.e. anything about display names

― sour posse (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

unlocked

― sarahel, Friday, 29 October 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/2eplz0z.gif

― markers, Friday, 29 October 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

guys! new always sunny on!

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 October 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

this will be fun

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, June 8, 2009

― richard move (buzza), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 2:24 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ posts very much in character

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

i changed it. thanks.

― Yeah, there's an ass for that. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

it happens to all of us

― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

idk i think that's a pretty hilarious dad joke -- i lol'd

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

like he1geson's classic "el garbage"

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

as a dad i find myself making those jokes more and more.

― Yeah, there's an ass for that. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, but anyone old enough to be in a record store in the early 00s...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0kdukmVmgCI/SZfYxknakMI/AAAAAAAAAGg/8I16pmLlBEw/s200/folder.gif

― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

ha.

― Yeah, there's an ass for that. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2009/11/turbo_ozone_kelly.jpg

― Yeah, there's an ass for that. (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

chris v>>>>>>whiney tbh, in terms of lollage

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

it's all part of the circle of life imo

― blind guy walks into a bar (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

this plop shit got played out pretty fast imo

― patti ayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

funky HOOS skeptics, let me draw your attention to this?

― Joolia Stylez (admrl), Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

― james fondleboy (k3vin k.)

you get the most intense gasface for this

― J0rdan S., Friday, 24 December 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

lol aw i knew it was doomed for this thread but couldnt resist

― james fondleboy (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 4:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like, i can't make heads or tails of this (smh 1), except i think i might be a reference to wee-bay brice (smh 2) from a show you literally just started watching (smh 3)

― when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

idgi either but i dont think any of those reasons are smh-worthy

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

how long do u have to have been watching the wire to make a reference to it

― max, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

maybe you have to have "metaphorically" just started watching it

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

it's a shitty pun (smh 4)

― when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

more lil b dnames please

― are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

more like lil badnames

― are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

lol at the fact that you would smh because he "just started watching" it

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

think whiney was watching a critically acclaimed major cable channel show before anybody else

― dayo, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

i mean its like Wire stannery is lame, and like latepass Wire stannery is zzzz

― when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

he's the deej of premium cable tv

― emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe if dude had a dope Sopranos dn, i'd f/w/i

― when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

sopranos is so 2006

― emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

ha oh whoops xp

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

correct result

― emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

this is like, idk i guess its the internet but still, a bit too deep into the sad abyss of self-awareness & paranoia abt being cool to bring up as something worth talking about with other people. i always feel like thoughts like these are kind of embarassingly snobby & wrong when i have them but i never like, share them or express them as worthwhile to ppl

― flopson, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

at some point you have to be a little more discerning & purify yourself of thoughts that are so needlessly neurotic. if you just think abt it, look at it w a bit of distance, idk... wire stannery is lame & late-pass wire stannery is zzzz -- that is kind of crazy

i also think it's a funny pun tho

― flopson, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

yea it's simple and effective, as opposed to mine, which makes no sense, but I needed a placeholder.

― emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

just wait and see what happens to her uterus (reddening)

― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

John Lennon, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 01:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark

― nakhchivan, Friday, 11 February 2011 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

I really hate my current one but can't think of something to replace it with

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 February 2011 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

imo there is no shame in just reverting back to your og display name now and again

― R. L. Steen's HOOSbumps (some dude), Friday, 11 February 2011 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

just take some time out, the music puns will flow once again

― ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Friday, 11 February 2011 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

I am ruining a quality subtle Simpsons joke by sticking with this one for so long. For shame.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 February 2011 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

i quit these

― flopson, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

the display name 'John Lennon' maks me lol every time tbh but I might have admittedly been swayed by the delightful flavour pairing of vanilla and batshit in his posts

― look its not that you listen to metal its that youre a bellend ok (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 18, 2011 3:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Friday, 18 February 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

teenage C.R.E.A.M.

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

not to kick a man while hes down or anything but

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?'

always makes me go ugh

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

omar I think the next nba superstar you're reaching for is kevin durant

― i think drake distracts (dayo), Monday, April 11, 2011 11:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― D-40, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

― D-40, Tuesday, April 12, 2011 10:12 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― absolutely steen hooses (some dude), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

...

― D-40, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

we cant all have distinctive sobriquets like 'some dude'

― D-40, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

regardless a random quote of mine abt a shitty rapper isnt a good dn on any level

― D-40, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

― livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

woof

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

would be better w/out punctuation at least

― D-40, Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

that you purposefully introduced "in my world of young ppl" into the lexicon

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

RONG THREAD

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

the J0ordan-deej battles are now global.

― Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

gonna need a summit shortly

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

beer summit

― D-40, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=67955

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

deej & i rarely battle!

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

but when you do, you prefer dos equis

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

forks!

― k3vin k., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://postimage.org/image/3v4nif7o/

― markers, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://s1.postimage.org/3v4nif7o/fia.jpg

― markers, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

stay zingy, my friends

― omar little, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

lol classic image imo xp

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnpspH6XC1qzyx8yo1_250.jpg
Feelin it

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha even better

― markers, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

gonna start using that on the mod log

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

D-40, morelike WD-40, amirite?

― mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

more like SB-40

― kgositsile project (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

it wd have made more sense if you said "SB-51" pro tip

― D-40, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://rgh.cc/albums/userpics/10144/SeriousCatAvatar.jpg

― some dude, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

now youre reaching

― D-40, Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

louis actually called himself WD-40 iirc

― a random quote of mine abt a shitty rapper (history mayne), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

"i fathered your whole style"

-l0u1s jagg3r to deej

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

that was his dn joek on my dn

― D-40, Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

Doesn't WD-40 actually quiet annoying squeaks?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

hardbody

― D-40, Friday, 15 April 2011 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

a modest broposal (suzy)

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

― n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 7, 2011 4:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

seems kinda lazy imo

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 7 May 2011 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

― GOON DUO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

So at this point we can just take the word "moon" and replace it with "goon"?

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

that is generally how puns work

― GOON DUO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

see this seminal display name of mine

sailor goon (J0rdan S.)

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

i knew goon duo was coming as soon as i saw the thread

― pitch defect (electricsound), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

shoot the goon

― you ain't my son, you my motherfucking flopson (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

Well I wasn't sure if there was some clever reference I was missing, like some famous pair of people that "goon duo" could refer to, or if it really truly was just "haha 'goon' sounds like 'moon'"

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

i think me and deej are the goon duo

― GOON DUO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

It's sort of on par with, like, "deswagment my hard drive" or "name that goon" or something

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Benny and Goon

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

yall definitely a duo of goons

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

when a goon hits your eye in a frosty drive-by that's a felony

― beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

bad form whiney

― Moon in Goon (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

GOON DUO is great

― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

like I actually loled

but this is coming from the guy whose display name is "I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell"

― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

he didn't even add the little (yes) at the end; laziness all around

― Goon in June (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

Also, where did the all-caps come from? They're not called MOON DUO

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

MBV Goon

― you ain't my son, you my motherfucking flopson (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

sup dudes

― ban ki-goon (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

which one do I keep

― goon pix (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:30 (fifteen years ago)

can't stop
won't stop

― sun kil goon (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

this ones for markers

― tapes 'n tapes - the goon (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

more like goonkers

― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

dayo u r ridic

― goon buggies (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

goonin... goonin...

― a goon with a view (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― i like to goon before i fork (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

goon work

― operation goonsday (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

alright I'll stop now

― the goon landings were faked (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:02 (fifteen years ago)

goon with a vaio?

― goon over babaluma (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer wins

― goonus and gallant (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

wait one more

― microsoft gune (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

ok if you insist

― the goon is space (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:10 (fifteen years ago)

i could probably do this all night

― hot goona (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

but i won't

― since you've been goon (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

ʘ‸ʘ

― ¶_¶ (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

ok now i'm done. sorry.

― mickey gooney (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

"mickey gooney" is the saddest possible exit, lolling so hard drugs

― Goon Forever Forever Gooned (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:20 (fifteen years ago)

― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy),

thats not what a revolver even remotely looks like

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

uzi, suzy

― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

s︻╦╤

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

goooooooooooon

― gOoN-yArDs (dayo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:44 (fifteen years ago)

gOoN-yArDs ftw

― by the light of the chillvery goon (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

wakkaing on the goon

― until you can see right thru (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:58 (fifteen years ago)

halfway tempted to post "gOoN-yArDs" over on finest tbh

― autogoon the hoos (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:58 (fifteen years ago)

this ones for markers

― tapes 'n tapes - the goon (dayo), Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:34 AM

― markers, Thursday, 12 May 2011 07:44 (fifteen years ago)

I hate that me being the one to post this kind of makes it look like I'm b*hurt (not the case at all!) but

― Rev'erendoors (darraghmac)

― al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

goon night & goon luck

― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

goony tunes

― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

xxp my bad man consider it changed

― Rev'erendoors (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 May 2011 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

goon - kill the goonlight

― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

ideally that would've been posted right after "goony tunes" but my internet went down for a minute there :-/

― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

"kill the goonlight" came up in the last goon pun jam session a year ago: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1491746&boardid=40&threadid=83829

― I may be banned but I'm perfectly good at it (some dude), Saturday, 14 May 2011 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

bah

― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol at "goon pun jam session"

― al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i loved that

― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

the last goon pun jam session

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'm going to write a memoir about my internet use and call it "Spoon (disambiguation)"

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 3:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

one of my favorite posts ever

― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

― underrated earl sweatshirt fans i have boned (Shakey Mo Collier)

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

dissed by proxy :(

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

that one's funny because out of context of the original convo it just sounds like Shakey admitting he's gay

― suggest ban the subbest man (some dude), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

naw, yours is funny

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

oh, i gave up on keeping up with that thread anyway

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

haha you made the right decision

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

haha for a sec i thought you were doing a gotcha zing on me

― suggest ban the subbest man (some dude), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

I was saying m@tt's is good, if that wasn't clear

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

he's saying you dissed him by proxy because he came up with that phrase and then shakey used it as his dn

Ps, im an utter hypocrit bcuz I hooked up w a chick last night who revealed after the fact that she owns a free earl sweatshirt. She threatened to kick me out when I said I wasnt giving w of like that
― D-40, Monday, May 16, 2011 12:02 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^underrated earl sweatshirt fans i have boned
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, May 16, 2011 1:09 PM (4 hours ago)

― markers, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

gawd i'm a drama queen :\

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP)

hate u

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― hillybilly death worship (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

― VagemiteBoi (Leee), Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

ewwww

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, May 27, 2011 2:37 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

― some dude, Saturday, 11 June 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

hmm yea

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 June 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

― underrated mountain goats bootlegs I have owned (history mayne), Saturday, June 18, 2011 3:49 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

I'm still really disappointed my "cheese wiz khalifa" never made it to this thread

― maximum biker daddy realness (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

oh i thought about it

― some dude, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, historymaynepaws

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

clearly none of you get it

― underrated mountain goats bootlegs I have owned (history mayne), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

oh we get it.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

we GET IT all right.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

This doesn't help your case but I lolled

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

― Nicole Scherguzunguzu (The Brainwasher)

― these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

― invite ← VERB (Schlafsack), Monday, July 4, 2011 10:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

booooooooooooooooooooo

― ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

― Bloompsday (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

Google+ joke?

― Last Friday Night (G.T.F.O.) (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat)

this entire thing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

idegi

― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

neither do i, but ugh

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:01 (fourteen years ago)

jerry garcia/dead pun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrQGEiTum4U

― velko, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

what's the other half of the pun?

― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

jerry garcia had diabetes

― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

not being funny there byw

― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)

btw

― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)

ok lol

― I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

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― velko, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sugarstacks.com/img/benjerry.jpg

― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgDb-XvHxg

― SuedeHOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

diabetics pee sugar? what amazing creatures

― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

Sugar heavy urine excreted by diabetic patients is now being utilized
for the fermentation of high-end single malt whisky for export. The Whisky market is growing faster then any other alcoholic beverage worldwide. With a prevalent genetic weakness being exposed in the northern hemisphere leading to a sharp rise in type two diabetes, economists have found a new exportable commodity to exploit and are keen to capitalize on this resource quickly.

Ahhhh, fuck you Boing Boing.

― kkvgz, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

Soylent scotch is people

― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

nominating my current one mostly because i realize too late that pennywise: clown, foolish is much better and even thats not so great

― pennywise #foolish (Lamp), Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

probably not gonna do anything with it but wanted to register that the whiney remark concluding an audible groan in this ramen restaurant on the gun sounds thread seemed like unfinest underrated aerosmith fodder but I'm just too sleepy to put in the groundwork

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 August 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

eh, forks will prolly pick up the slack

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 21 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

good one, "Lil Boosie's on the Up"

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― dizzy gillespie plays a sax/ me, myself, i love to (max) (The Reverend), Monday, 22 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

"Lil Boosie's on the Up" is an awesome and as-yet-unheralded display name, imo

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

God bless Tesla

― funk & swagnalls (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

i kept meaning to post this one here, but kept forgetting. so now that the thread's been bumped:

Aphex Twin...in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin)

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

srongo, i just posted this on the irrational things/angry thread

in aswer to the thread q.
having to read or, not read but at least look at/register, the sign on name "Aphex Twin … in my vagina?" 50 times per day.
i mean, come on.
― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 00:39 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

but it's not angering its just deadening/depressing.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

"Lil Boosie's on the Up" is an awesome and as-yet-unheralded display name, imo

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, August 21, 2011 8:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i'm looking forward to you realizing how many songs feature the phrase "little susie/suzy" and the avalanche of "hey look at all the instances of the word 'god' you can put 'based' in front of!" inspiration to follow

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Or maybe we were just talking about that song in another thread, you dour dickhead

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

What's the Aphex Twin one a pun of?

― Cass McCars (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

it's not a pun.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

um yeah whiney i know, I was the person talking about that song on ILM recently

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

your dour dickhead... in my vagina?

― Peepee Soaked Heckhole (zachlyon), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

guys it's sunday night -- be nice y'all! http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the Aphex Twin Vagina one is bad because it makes me think about Kate's vagina and I really don't want to think about the vagina's of any ILXORs tbh. :/

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

vaginas plural not possessive oops

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

um yeah whiney i know, I was the person talking about that song on ILM recently
--some dude

Then it was my present to u :(

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

i kept meaning to post this one here, but kept forgetting. so now that the thread's been bumped:

Aphex Twin...in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin)

I think this is pretty hilarious, tbh. And no, it's not a pun, but it is a joke reference that has been done with a bunch of other things on ilx before without people being all sensitive about the existence of vaginas.

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha

btw markers, whiney and i being occasionally rude to each other is a consequence of KEEPING IT REAL -- i hope someday you come out from behind the rictus grin emoticons and keep it real w/ us too for a change

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

figured the aphex twin thing was a riff on the "millipedes...in MY vagina??" gif

wherever it comes from: do not want

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - Just to be clear - I'm not sensitive about vaginas, Em. That's just a visual I really don't need to have several times a day. Also, I have no idea what it's a joke reference to. If its been odne with other things on ILX I don't recognize it.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

agree with that.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― some dude, Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:14 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjx9oSJDAVQ

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the Aphex Twin Vagina one is bad because it makes me think about Kate's vagina and I really don't want to think about the vagina's of any ILXORs tbh. :/

I happen to love the word "vagina" inordinately so Aphex Twin Vagina makes me happy because of the vagina

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

tbh it just makes me imagine kate's vagina as the rictus face from the "come to daddy" video

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

makes me wonder whether "lord of the vaginas" would be a good underrated aerosmith bootleg actually

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

tbh that would just make me imagine your vagina as a rotting pig's head

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

not that i don't already, but you know

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

That video is the first thing I think of when I think of AT so it gives me nightmarish visions of millions of copies of that guy running into a massive vagina. It's . . . not good.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

see i'm picturing THAT as a silent movie-type scene of clowns packing into a clown car set to jaunty ragtime piano music

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

yakety vagina

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

K I'm sorta getting the vibe that this display name is making some of you uneasy or squeamish

― Cass McCars (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

i think of that endless gif of a boy's head coming out of his own mouth but much more grotesque because kate's vagina.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Yakety Snatch

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Aphex Twin...in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin)

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:39 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

― badg, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

i kind of love that we all came up with our own specific visual horrors related to kate's vagina thanks to this dn

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ yakety snatch

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.torrentsland.com/upload/preview/images/music/6/0/6/cc7f4249279235d4f399c6ba9e95b584.jpg

― online pinata store (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

that's the biggest clitoris i've ever seen

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

It makes the case for female circumcision tbh.

― online pinata store (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

hate u all

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/pig_dance.gif

this one.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

it's like that time that beavis wanted to get a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattoo on his butt

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://trapsntrunks.com/?p=38207

^^only good post of this revive

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

your dour dickhead... in my vagina?

― Peepee Soaked Heckhole (zachlyon), Monday, August 22, 2011 1:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yakety Snatch

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:27 PM (55 minutes ago)

lol i meant this

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

how are some of y'all not familiar with

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/7/centipedes_in_vagina.jpg?

― dizzy gillespie plays a sax/ me, myself, i love to (max) (The Reverend), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

thakig u

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

man this is the wrong thread for this but how did my posting style mutate from overposting 'lol' and 'otm' to overposting 'ty'

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ss8uUbvprk

― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

p glad i revived this thread this afternoon

― Lamp, Monday, 22 August 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

i wish someone would wipe a magnet on the fucking internet or just end earth

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

but then where would book ideas come from?

― Lamp, Monday, 22 August 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

#subway #drowning #puppiepix #ohsnap.jpg

― Lamp, Monday, 22 August 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

dont bring him down, he's a lot like you

― like "live and let die" but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

narcissism of small memes

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

rock critics have a long history of biting the hand that feeds iirc

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)

killing the pun game on some serial shit

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

killing the Pun game on some heart attack shit

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/Big_Pun1.jpg/220px-Big_Pun1.jpg

― some dude, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― Debarge and in charge (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I'm actually glad that my screen name is reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts which are attached to and belong to individual human beings.

Because, personally, I was kinda grossed out by screen names which referenced them as diembodied entities or the punchlines to jokes and you know, no one even batted an eyelid when other ILXors were posting with screen names like "Exploding Angel Vagina" and "His Vagina Is Making Him Crave Salad" - but I guess the rule is, vaginas are only OK in the abstract, and when referenced by men?

And if you actually, you know, *have* a vagina, it is somehow in the poorest taste to reference it (in the way that men referencing their 8========3 to the end of time is completely par for the course) because that's a reminder that vaginas are made of, you know, *people*? Or because women's sexual organs are just dirty and disgusting and *gross* whereas men's sexual organs are ...?

Either way, I shall now be keeping it for a very very long time.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

And not changing it to "Eton Mess...." ?

― Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

^^ I have thought that today. Too much time on ilx.

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty epic post in its own odd way

― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

me myself, I'm down w/ vaginer in any and all forms. imo, you created a far more terrifying visual when you drew a penis w/ testicles on both ends.

― hawns, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

*-a

― hawns, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy)
My vagina has a dress code. (milo z)
maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE)
Jason Voorhees Stepping Out Of What Appears To Be A Gigantic Fiery Vagina (nicka
HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE)
You don't wear a vagina on your chest....think about it (Euler)
Black lets you know that it's a far too late to be put in your vagina. (nicka
Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague)
Oodle Vagina (Scik Mouthy)
fyi vagina (a hoy hoy)

...and yet *my* vagina joke display name is the first one to be called out on this thread. You don't think that's a little... ODD? At all? Really?

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

Most of those pre-date this thread, but.

(fwiw, I don't have any issue with any of these, or yours obv)

― Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpbmyVDaK1qf7r5lo1_500.gif

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

*armpit fart*

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

also kate your display name (which to be fair is bad and worthy of this thread) was posted by a poster named jessica, so i'm not making the same connection you are exactly

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

if it makes you feel any better most of the ones you posted suck too

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

Kate - I'd like to state that for the record, I love vaginas and have no problem with the word. As I said upthread, it's the imagery that the whole DN conjures that is problematic for me and not the word "vagina" in and of itself. As a feminist with a graduate degree in Women's Health (with a concentration in sexual and reproductive health) who has been in relationships with women in the past, I take offense at your insinuation that not loving the name automatically means thinking that "women's sexual organs are just dirty and disgusting and *gross* whereas men's sexual organs are ...?".

Maybe it is the fact that it's sort of a referencing to your own vagina but, to be honest, I'd be a little creeped out by anyone referencing their genitals - male, female, vagina or penis. If I knew the meme it might have been slightly less odd but for me it's still the specific imagery it conjures that's bad so I don't think it would be. Anyway, no I don't think it's odd that yours is the only to be called out here especially considering that many of those pre-date the existence of this thread. Also, jeez it's not all this serious! It's a joke thread that plenty of people have been called out on without going apeshit.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

"have no problem with the word" or the sexual organ or those who have them or women in general etc. etc. etc.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

sand... ?

― ^^^ this (onimo), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

Right. So writing a logical and ordered explanation, with examples, of why I think that there is a slight double standard at play here is "going apeshit". I mean, that's not prejudicial exageration at all.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

glad this is developing into a clusterfuck, gives me legitimate excuse to christen the embrolio w/similarly problematic imagery spawning term 'vaginagate'

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think she specified the gender of the ape...?

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

and to think getting butthurt over display names was one of my favorite ilx pastimes, so glad this thread isn't on 77 rip display names

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

Such a balanced reply from ENBB and all Kate replies to are the words "going apeshit"... NAGL imho.

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

A balanced reply doesn't usually contain the words 'going apeshit'.

Dammit, Kate - how dare you break the Special Rules they've set up JUST FOR YOU?

― robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

disappearing the women in the thread in order to blame the patriarchy isn't going apeshit, let's all be cool

they were merely classic examples of the repressed siding with the forces of the oppressor

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

i'm kind of trolling of course, i think u have a point k8, but you've had the dn for quite a while without objection, this is a light-hearted thread, and undermining or ignoring female opinions when they do not suit a line of argument is something i think i have seen u do before

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

Ok maybe going apeshit was the wrong phrase to use, I am sorry. You just seemed sort of worked up about something that I'm not sure was as big a deal as it may have seemed. Maybe I'm wrong but if I am I certainly don't want to be lumped in with the people who think the way you're implying they do.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

This is just one more reason why nobody should ever listen to Aphex Twin.

― like "live and let die" but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

You shouldve spelled it 'vaqkina'

― like "live and let die" but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

also kate your display name (which to be fair is bad and worthy of this thread) was posted by a poster named jessica

This is a joke, right? Btw, have you met ilx poster Dominique? She's dead sexy.

I totally understand people being 'ick' about bodily parts (humans are generally disgusting creatures) but the first thing I thought when I saw this one had been unfinested was double standard - there are SO MANY ruder jokes made every day on ilx. On the other hand, unfinesting did lead to this golden exchange:

it gives me nightmarish visions of millions of copies of that guy running into a massive vagina. It's . . . not good.

see i'm picturing THAT as a silent movie-type scene of clowns packing into a clown car set to jaunty ragtime piano music

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be a little creeped out by anyone referencing their genitals - male, female, vagina or penis.

well, there goes long-plotted dn "draw the line on my penis" - thanks for trampling on a fella's dreams enbb

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

Don't remember calling myself Oodle Vagina.

Wtf is wrong with people being grossed-out by vaginas?

― lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

does that second sentence need a comma or...?

― 'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

do you mean what's wrong with being grossed out by vaginas? or why are people grossed out by vaginas?

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it needed a comma. I fear not of vaginas. I'm married to someone with one.

― lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

the initial thread revive made me think "didn't the erstwhile HI DERE have a lot of vagina related display names?" so i googled "site:ilxor.com "hi dere" vagina" and discovered:

1) About 15,900 results (0.08 seconds)
2) Google not only bolds the word "vagina" in the search results, but also SYNONYMS like "pussy" and "vag"! google you are officially too helpful at this point.

― sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz (reddening), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

The mind googles.

― Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that is kinda weird

― thank you for vaginas basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

TBF I am to blame for HI DERE's salad vagina display name. There was a thread I started about a ridiculous ad campaign, which I believe was for tampons, where they imagined what it might be like if men had vaginas and the guy with the imaginary vagina began to crave salad because, you know, ladies love salad and stuff. :/ Pretty sure that dn was a direct quote from me in that thread.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Man that whole campaign was really infuriating.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

btw I hope y'all like my new DN—had a hard time choosing between this and "swagina basedgodta" but I think I made the right call

― thank you for vaginas basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing that semi-grosses me out about kate's display name has a lot more to do with the idea of RDJ performing sexual acts than kate's vagina. but it makes me lol more than it grosses me out.

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

I like mine.

― Eat a bag of vaginas (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

Now THAT display name is disgusting, crüt.

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

xxp read RDJ as robert downey jr and was like, why?

― my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

I DID TOO! It was very confusing.

lol SM

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QZokH537Ciw/Td1Wx9XKU6I/AAAAAAAAGFY/F0YRYbvm6HM/s1600/chad-kroeger-pr.jpg

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

You are awful.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

I am pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about the combo of that picture and screename.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

what about this picture?

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rock/chad_kroeger/chadkroeger_200708161142461jpg

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Dear lord.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Poor Chad Kroeger.

― Eat a bag of vaginas (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

was tempted to change dn to SYNONYMS like "pussy" and "vag"! for just a second

― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

DO IT

― Eat a bag of vaginas (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Boy wakes up with "girl parts", gets period, tells the internet all about it . . .

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina?
Eat a bag of vaginas

Does everything have to end like Spartacus?

― Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Only if it ends like the movie.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

lol good recall, Dan

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

aphex twin, made of sand.

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.renderosity.com/mod/forumpro/media/folder_8/file_382380.jpg

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

You shouldve spelled it 'vaqkina'

― like "live and let die" but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Monday, August 22, 2011 1:35 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

^ best post of this thread btw

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

man that single frame is so much better than any or all of spider-man iii

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Also Kate, I have never, ever mentioned you in the public sphere outside of this website. I realize it is 100% futile to expect you to extend me the same courtesy but still, come the fuck on.

Stop being obsessed with me, I rarely think of you unless you make me.

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

With sand, or not with sand, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the vag to suffer
The crumbs and croutons of outrageous salad,
Or to take arms against the Aphex Twin,
And by opposing end him? To die, to sleep;
The vag; and in the vag to say we want
Some salad, and the thousand island dressing
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance some vag – ay, there's the rub:
For in that vag of death what sand may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause – there's the respect
That makes a sandy beach of so long life.

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

*applauds furiously*

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

K8, just for the purposes of consideration - pretty sure if I started using "my cock inside beyonce Knowles" as a display name people would hate that too. i think the backlash has very little to do with feelings about female genitalia or you as a poster.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

aero's got form with the shakespeare edits iirc

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Tried to come up with one that also had an ilx meme in it but I just got up and have to get ready for work.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

my cock inside beyonce Knowles

this would be the worst aerosmith bootleg of all time

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

tbf jjj's male analogue doesn't work, it's already dominant in the culture - it's not the same thing if done and not dominant in the culture etc.

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

big ten inch... beyonce

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

"...Some salad, and the thousand island dressing
That flesh is heir to"

Ha!

― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

my cock inside beyonce Knowles

this would be the worst aerosmith bootleg of all time

Back In Beyonce Again?

Sweet Beyonce?

Toys In Beyonce?

Walk This Beyonceway?

― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

Google not only bolds the word "vagina" in the search results, but also SYNONYMS like "pussy" and "vag"! google you are officially too helpful at this point.

i couldn't remember which UGK song had this line in it

Bust a nut on her stomach, wash my dick in the sink
And buy a 40 at the store from the goddamn chink

So I googled "the goddamn chink" and Google knew exactly wanted I wanted and even provided me a fucking iLike link. Thank you Google.

what a magical world where I can type "the goddamn chink" into a box and A SONG APPEARS

― odd taran wild'n gang killam all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, February 2, 2011 6:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

if I started using "my cock inside beyonce Knowles" as a display name people would hate that too.

yeah, either capitalize her whole name or not at all, none of this split-the-difference bullshit

― sea jasper, a vagina, rose quartz and quartz (reddening), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

none of this would've happened if dn's allowed formatting

aphex twin? in my vagina?

― hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just thankful it wasn't "my cock inside harry Knowles".

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

Hear hear

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

LBI yr DN is pretty great

― you got vagina in my aphex twin!!! (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Nicole finally grossed me out

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

don't care who gets offended by what but jess's initial posts were so fucking gross - since when is it ok to mock another poster in those terms? "ew i don't want to think of HER vagina", so fucking playground

― lex pretend, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure my male analogue holds up because we are talking about people disliking dns on ilx, not societal gender roles.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

since when is it ok to mock another poster in those terms? "ew i don't want to think of HER vagina", so fucking playground

nobody said this. closest was when ENBB said she didn't want to think about any ILXors' vaginas.

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

always boasting about how yr male anologue holds up

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

x-post Exactly

to both what Crut just said and to what JJJusten said

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

tbh it just makes me imagine kate's vagina as the rictus face from the "come to daddy" video

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 22, 2011 2:20 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i kind of love that we all came up with our own specific visual horrors related to kate's vagina thanks to this dn

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 22, 2011 2:27 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― lex pretend, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

the male/female double standard is a red herring, but it's obv that kate's getting picked on for something that multiple othert posters have done regularly without getting this kind of negativity for it

― lex pretend, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

i, for one, support a move for more ILXor boob, dick, ass and vagina shots in the WDYLL thread

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

uhhhhhh that is different from "ew i don't want to think of HER vagina", so fucking playground"

keep trying tho

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

WDYVLL

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

The male analogue doesn't hold up, and partially because of gender roles, but mostly because it's not a reference to anything, there's no element of surprise ('Aphex Twin... in my vagina?' sounds like you just found him in there one day, come on), it's active rather than passive, it's not funny, and most terribly of all the capitalisation is horrible.

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

To Lex - No she's not! Many many people have explained why she isn't so I'm not going to go through it again and I don't think anyone was picking on her at all to begin with. People said they didn't like the DN. People say that about DNs all the time. In fact, this whole thread is devoted to doing so!

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

crut i already know what kind of person you are, pretty much, so it doesn't remotely surprise me that you think jess's posts are ok

― lex pretend, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't think ILX could make a thread worse than the one where everyone politely queues up to finally get that Kajagoogoo artist poll started in an orderly fashion, but here it is

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

it's impossible to ruin "the unfinest of display names only" thread, cmon now

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

yeah uh i dunno you guys

not for nothin' but kate's well-established and long-standing richard d. james related fuckwant lends a different character to the display name

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I could see why Whiney would hate a thread where everyone tries to be polite.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

crut i already know what kind of person you are, pretty much, so it doesn't remotely surprise me that you think jess's posts are ok

what?

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

what kind of person am I?

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

My reaction to that post as interpreted by The Situation.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lic2ggqXRG1qdlkgg.gif

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

i kind of love that we all came up with our own specific visual horrors related to kate's vagina thanks to this dn

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 22, 2011 2:27 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

While I am totally on the side of this being a double standard unfinesting, this isn't 'ew I don't want to think of HER vagina', it's 'ew I don't want to think of Aphex in a vagina, and now K's reference has given me horrors relating her vagina to horrible nightmare Aphex vag trauma'.

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

^ otm

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f14/snouts/2hzr39l.gif

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

people are going to have trouble leaving 'aphex vag trauma' on the DN shelf though, all politics aside

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I feel kind of honored that the lex has an opinion about me, even if it is a presumably negative one.

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

Quite tempted to make my display name 'Cvrt1s St3ph3ns... in my vagina?' but I think that might be going too far.

― emil.y, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

Lex I'm loathe to wade into this mental debate but watching the Come To Daddy video provide useful background knowledge re: horrible things that one might find in their genitalia.

― Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

The creature in that video isn't Aphex Twin..

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

There was a sudden sunburst in my head.
And then black night. That blackness was sublime.
I felt distributed through space and time:
One foot upon a mountaintop, one hand
Under the pebbles of a panting strand,
One ear in Italy, one eye in Spain,
In caves, my blood, and in the stars, my brain.
There were dull throbs in my Triassic; green
Optical spots in Upper Pleistocene,
An icy shiver down my age of Stone,
And Aphex Twin in my vagina.

― Aphex Twin... in my vagina... with the revolver? (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

i do think it's weird that more ppl had something to say about "Aphex Twin... in my vagina?" than they dis about "No means yes. Yes means anal."

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Wasn't there 'bickering' in this thread title once?

― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

personally i feel that 90% of display names i see on this site are terrible so i'm not entirely sure of the need for a specific thread for them

― lex pretend, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

I think that was because that got stopped pretty quickly.

Debate being superfluous when everyone agrees...

― Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

"Aphex Twin...in my vagina?" is funny. the unperson dn is just creepy and unfunny.

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Stop trying to fuel this shitstorm, Christopher. Nobody hates vaginas and this isn't now, nor has it ever been, about K.

Personally I don't remember noticing that DN but if I had you can be damn well certain that I would have had something to say about it.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

There was a minishitstorm over that in another DN thread, iirc. Nothing to this extent though.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

& it caused the finest thread to be moved off 77

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Personally I don't remember noticing that DN but if I had you can be damn well certain that I would have had something to say about it.

yeah i never heard that but it's the kinda thing i think people would reach for their SB for rather than take to a thread to critique. but then maybe that didn't happen so idk.

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

tbf most people here don't so much "have something to say" as relish the chance to make zany vagina joeks

― 'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

i believe phil was directly asked by multiple posters to remove that dn and he did so.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

henry rollins vs. hipsters

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

yep "more chat" doesn't really indicate anything

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

'what's puzzling you' is the name of my vagina, right

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Btw, ENBB, your dn is possibly one of the only ones I have ever pondered when away from ILX. It's pithy and posits plural Draculas, which I find hopeful.

― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

It's something that Norm MacDonald said in a tangent about Twilight when I saw him live last month. It made absolutely no sense but for some reason I thought it was hilarious and it stuck with me.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

i do think it's weird that more ppl had something to say about "Aphex Twin... in my vagina?" than they dis about "No means yes. Yes means anal."

the latter had little shitstorm/controversy because literally everybody agreed it was gross + he changed it very quickly after people started to say how bad it sucked. what you're saying is kinda like "I can't believe we didn't have a longer discussion about whether broccoli is green!"

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

between lebowski and judge judy the gif game itt is severe

― goole, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

I wish there was a show that featured the hilarious adventures of the dude, judge judy, and the situation

― hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ 'christopher'

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

ha some of the very last but not least perry hardmodding in that thread

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

^yeah, I remember that

Will be super-bummed if jjj doesn't rock a 'vagina analogues' dn (as well-worn as that joke already is)

― like "live and let die" but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

what is going on itt?

― vagina 49ner (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

this chix vagina dn is garbage if it was Richard D. James... in my urethra? it would be even worse garbage or Intelligent Dance Music... ilx meme? or w/e it would still be unfunny ungainly garbage

ilx is p sexist but we need some standards here

― Lamp, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

thats whats going on

― Lamp, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

this chix vagina dn is garbage if it was Richard D. James... in my urethra? it would be even worse garbage or Intelligent Dance Music... ilx meme? or w/e it would still be unfunny ungainly garbage

this sorta reads like one of those word diagrams that collects the most frequently used terms in an essay or something, but just based on all of ilx

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

'ungainly garbage' is a p delicious set of syllables, kudos

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

thread ham status = high

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

thread ham status = high

this is an extremely economical use of language & keystrokes & I salute you

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Lamp shining brightly in all our vaginas and cocks

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

can we get coding on a ham status meter for ilx

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I had a bet on, that, even if I didn't post another thing on this thread, it would still hit 200 new posts by the time I went home. Happy to say that I've won that bet.

(OK, it was kinda cheating because it was already over 50 new posts on the subject before I even got on the thread, but still.)

So, thanks ILX, well done.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Wasn't there 'bickering' in this thread title once?
― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Monday, August 22, 2011 3:28

the bickering is coming from... INSIDE THE VAGINA

― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

no-one ever went bankrupt underestimating the appetite for ricocheting snarky takedowns amongst the internet public

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

damn, i was asleep for most of this clusterfuck, but i'm glad chad kroeger himself made two appearances itt . . . this is how you remind me of what i really am

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

I'm glad that people who believe the world revolves around them get affirmation from this thread instead of going with the more logical conclusion that people like making jokes about Chad Kroeger and vaginas.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

^OTM

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Chill out y'all, I got this.

― Meat Loaf...in my vagina? (The Reverend), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Fwiw, a large percentage of the grossness of the dn in question stems from the fact that I've now been forced to consider Aphex Twin's cock.

― Meat Loaf...in my vagina? (The Reverend), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yup. That's right, that's why every single one of those other dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names, resulted in 200+ post thread pile-ons.

x=post

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

u should have said the unfinesters were racist rather than sexist to guarantee that bet win, or possibly that they liked a certain kind of peanut butter more than another. as it was, a lot of the chat was just chat. you still find some p idiotic people to place bets with tho imo, kudos.

― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

it was herself by the sounds of it.

― jed_, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

Can't we all just argue about pizza or burritos or whatever like normal ILXors?

― Vagin the vaguine (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

i was gonna stay above the fray on this one, but come on here

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

yo k8 I'm one of your staunchest defenders here and you're just completely NOTM about this - as I pointed out earlier, if I chose a dn that featured the phrase "up my cock" I kind of relinquish the right to get salty about ppl wanting to riff about my cock from time to time

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

let me summarize that one for djp: salty...my cock

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

No John, you are missing out on a great opportunity to make ad hominem attacks.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

'ad hom in 'em? i barely even knew 'em!

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

trying to coin some kinda new Latin argumentative term that's be like "ad my cock" or something but I can't quite capture the right tone

the right tone for the "Latin argumentative term ref'ing my cock," to be 100% clear about what I'm trying to do here

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

ilx says "ad hominem" like pikachu says "pika"

― banny drown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I think what you're looking for is "ad phallasum" or suchlike. xp or maybe not

― Ad hom . . . in em's cock? (Phil D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

Pika is a serious condition! xp

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

~~ilx~~the internet says "ad hominem" like pikachu says "pika"

dude you can't have not noticed this in all internet discourse everywhere ever

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I get where k8 was coming from, I mean, really, is the mention of vag/aphex twin on a board like this that offputting? God knows we've all seen much, much worse, but it doesn't help her position that she calls out whomever for complaining (jokily as I recall) in such a stern way. It's kind of like yelling at someone who's freaking out, "CHILL!"

― Indefensible ad vaginum attacks (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Pika is a serious condition!

Pretty sure you mean 'pica'.

― Indefensible ad vaginum attacks (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif http://i.imgur.com/urOtR.gif http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.identifont.com/samples/bitstream/Pica10Pitch.gif

― Ad hom . . . in em's cock? (Phil D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

you know i don't find k8's display name, vaginas, or aphex twin to be offensive per se, but the combination of these elements is just so v much in character, it's a brilliant piece of self-parody

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure you mean 'pica'.

Ha yes I did but I'm pretty sure obsessing about pokemon should be classified as Pica.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

ad godwininem

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

ad based-'n-'em

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Based godwinem, you mean

― Indefensible ad vaginum attacks (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

fuck how did I fuck that one up

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

Based godwineminem

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Based godwinem... in my swagina?

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

Based godwineminem 'n 'em

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

determined to work some grime into this one, can't let so much 'em go to waste

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Grimy Vagingarten

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

ad ph'n'm'na

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/f/fe/300px-Phenomena.jpg

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

determined to work some grime into this one

Not the most felicitous turn of phrase

― Indefensible ad vaginum attacks (Michael White), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cpt8g3.jpg

― black swag (cozen), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

That gif has justified the existence of this clusterfuck.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/NmY4GX3xJp4d0gdylaceAg4do1_400.jpg

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

sold

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/hairy-vagina-tattoo.jpg

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

I think what you're looking for is "ad phallasum" or suchlike. xp or maybe not

nad deep-in-'em

― horribly formed jokes...in my display name? (donna rouge), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxW_ZCd64tg

―  (gr8080), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

threads like this are ilx's grand tradition.

― LocalGarda, Monday, 22 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

hi everybody. just got out of work. did i miss anything?

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

oh kate had another narcissistic butthurt opportunist crybaby episode disguised as a dressing down of ilx for institutionalized sexism.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/r2cP0.gif

oh kate had another narcissistic butthurt opportunist crybaby episode disguised as a dressing down of ilx for institutionalized sexism.
― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, August 22, 2011 1:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

―  (gr8080), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

ain't i a stinker.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

lord that gif

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

irl lollin @ it tbh

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

btw kate keep on thinking that keeping a shitty joke dn is smashing the patriarchy or whatever youve twisted my dislike of shitty jokes into in your conspiracy theory addled noggin.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://guidosblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/guidos-guidettes-another-situation.gif

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

damn

shots fired

― dayo, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Wgrki.gif

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

shit just got real

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

strongo, don't do that, dang

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

yo strongo <3 u but you just undid like 8 hours worth of peace keeping vag jokes and animated gifs

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

i mean we were already passed the lil' b pun stage of reconciliation

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

strongo's return is def the best thing that's happened to ILX this year fuiud

―  (gr8080), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

buffandmaxsmom

― markers, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

strongo's return is def the best thing that's happened to ILX this year fuiud

―  (gr8080), Monday, August 22, 2011 6:44 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cosigned X10000000 strongo is the GOAT

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

WmC, m@tt, gr8080 all otm, strangely...

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

a hardman is good to find

― buzza, Monday, 22 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

"Aphex Twin ... is a vagina" would've been better.

― vajayjay batman (polyphonic), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/camronbill.gif

pictured: strongo

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

who's bill o'reilly in this scenario

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

nice to see that being an inadequate prick who smugly needles others in the grossest way still gets a round of applause from the ilx herd. i will concede that jess is otm sometimes - in his frequent tedious expositions of self-loathing

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

jess c'mon man

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

ain't i a stinker.

such unwarranted smugness! i don't know how you can refrain from punching yourself in the head every time you post, jess.

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

lex shouldn't you be embarrasing yrself on the 'how do stocks work???' thread or something

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

lex can we revisit this post:

crut i already know what kind of person you are, pretty much, so it doesn't remotely surprise me that you think jess's posts are ok
― lex pretend, Monday, August 22, 2011 5:08 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

i mean lex you're still young right? 22 or 23 right? get out while you still can, finish school. you seem like a nice guy, with a sense of generosity and curiosity that can be rewarding in fields. fields with a future. it's not too late.

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

looool

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

i like to envision those posts coming from an animated pair of testicles, with a top hat like jiminey cricket.

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure there are numerous areas of life, "balls", in which you'd be shown up by your lack of knowledge. i'm not really embarrassed by trying to learn about one of my blind spots. confident enough in the rest, you see - don't have to be one of those people who has to fake like they know everything.

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

though at the other end of the spectrum, markers, faking like you know a lil something is probably preferable to just "loooool" and "hahahahaha"

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

how does crut work?

― Kerm, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah lex break down crut to an extent

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

seriously some hard work and determination and just a little foresight can really pay off. yr early twenties is no time to play the short game. i know day to day gratification and caring about things ppl said on the internet a whole lot is an easy temptation - i was a lazy ilxor in my early 20s also. but i can tell you the sooner you move on from this, the sooner you realize that a low paying job w/ little security or benefits and, for someone yr age, absolutely no future is gonna go from fun and maybe even glamourous if you enjoy talking to musicians to sad and desperate very very quickly the better off you'll be, and the sooner you'll stop giving a fuck about who said what about who on some fucking messageboard. go back to school. you seem to have some interest in finance - STUDY THAT. there's a bright future there, definite security, benefits, and rewards, and trust me, from having dealt w/ ppl in finance i can assure you: you do not have to be very smart to do very well. you just need the will, the nerve, the 'balls' if you will. do you have it lex? i think you do. your future starts tomorrow. good luck buddy.

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

though at the other end of the spectrum, markers, faking like you know a lil something is probably preferable to just "loooool" and "hahahahaha"
― lex pretend, Monday, August 22, 2011 8:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/otyTF.gif

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

leave markers alone, he was laughing at my joke.

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

blount you coulda shorted that to: lex, do you know what it takes to make it to a mid-level job in corporate finance? it takes

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3731329_500.jpg

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

lex clearly the british alan arkin in this scenario.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

also he's apparently never seen a bugs bunny cartoon, but what can do you.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://stevestiles.com/bugselmer.gif

such unwarranted smugness! i don't know how you can refrain from punching yourself in the head every time you crack wise, wabbit.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I'm actually glad that my screen name is reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts which are attached to and belong to individual human beings.

me too!

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

jess after how many years how can kate st. claire's vagina and whoever's been in it or is in it right now or who she spends time on the internet could fit in there or whatever still have an effect on you? do you wake up in the middle in the night and go 'omg rwanda!'? have you truly never forgotten 9/11, not even for one moment? get over kate st. claire's vagina. if funny cuz of the thread on ilm right now and jd posting above but i'm reminded of an aerosmith song, a song you might know. it's called 'jaded', and it's about how we could all stand to be a little more jaded. coincidentally a book i'm reading right now - the unthinkable: who survives when disaster strikes and why by amanda ripley - touches on a similar theme (among other things). the next time you're tempted to think about kate st. claire's vagina think about something else. think about steven tyler. think about the unthinkable. good luck buddy.

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

i thought you left in a huff after your madonna poll troll got shut down?

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hi Jess.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

in any event, the idea being bandied about that i have something against vaginas is by far the worst part of this clusterfuck.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, yesterday:
http://i.imgur.com/CptAq.jpg

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

truer words, etc.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

crut i already know what kind of person you are, pretty much, so it doesn't remotely surprise me that you think jess's posts are ok
― lex pretend, Monday, August 22, 2011 5:08 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

still really want to know what kind of person crut is, as figured out by lex

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ha. That post is just ridiculous because out of all the people you could "I know what kind of person you are", Crut seems least likely. I mean, what is he? A generally extremely even-keeled and nice dude who is amiable and well-liked?

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

Those people are just the worst.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

i know the truth now
i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

where "nice" = the kind of person who can always be reliably counted upon to be sniggering in the background whenever other posters get targeted or mocked? that's worse than actually being the bully imo

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

i don't really want to get involved here, but i genuinely think you might have curtis confused with someone else.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

i like curtis and all, but i think he does snigger in the background from time to time tbh

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

hey lex you think the entire enterprise of comedy is terrible so maybe nobody gives a shit if you're offended by whether they ever LAUGH omg at THINGS

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

lex you are an uptight doofus

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol xpost

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

they piled on, sniggering everything in sight

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

idk, it's yall who seem to have a vested interest in spending time defending the worst ilxors on meta threads passim

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

how does someone even "snigger in the background" on a messageboard-- serious q

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

you know it's a funny thing, there what actually annoyed me much more than some mod that i've genuinely never heard of in my life (though he posts on ilnfl sometimes so i probably just forgot him or knew him under another display name)(not meant as an insult) deleting a poll i started w/ no explanation was the still to my thinking just horrifying assumption that anyone who posted on ilx occasionally surely had read some gigantic metathread where a few ppl who are really really into this board had decided unilaterally that ilx would have an enforced policy on who could start threads/polls when and that it had to go thru committee first or something, i'm still not sure what kind of system they installed. ultimately though i really didn't care, i didn't really see the need exactly for a top-down solution but then again i didn't care enough to let it effect anything i might do for more than five minutes. i understand that there had been a poll about an american indie rock band and there was some concern over that so maybe that's why the congress was convened. i enjoyed the beach boys one. caring enough to stop posting on ilx cuz some madonna poll got shut down in favor of a beatles poll is arguably as bad as caring enough to veto a madonna poll in favor of a beatles poll in the first place. i don't mean to come off all theodore hickman but one reason i stopped posting on ilx as much beyond finishing school, really devoting myself to my career, to SCIENCE, was this growing horror at how much time i spent here and had spent here, how by the evidence 'important' it was to me. i was even more horrified at the ppl for whom this place was even more important than it was to me, who considered ppl they cracked pussy jokes and polled beach boys tracks online with 'close friends'. i know it's 2011 and that many very healthy and happy and genuine relationships have come out of this place (nevermind the internet in general) and that really there's little difference between a close friendship forged online over pussy jokes and beach boys debates than one forged in a bar or at summer camp or wherever doing the same but i can not fight my horror, i can not regard it generally as anything other than empty and disturbing. emptier and more disturbing even than kate st. claire's vagina.

xpost to jess

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

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lol <- background snigger???

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

they piled on, sniggering everything in sight

―  (gr8080), Monday, August 22, 2011 9:04 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

classic

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

those two posts look basically the same to me tbh.

xposts

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

i mean i'm glad you got some clarity on this place and outside focus, b, but i would have unfinested that sn if it had been made by crutis "worst human ever, sniggering category" stevefangson or ennb or even myself, though i like to think none of us would have made it, though lord knows i've had my share of dumb logins over the years.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

my login is 'balls' fwiw

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

i really want to keep pushing this "curtis is a horrible scumbag" issue but i'm remembering lex is the dude who gets paid to write about music but cant keep cheryl crow and bob dylan straight so i'm just gonna drop it and go snigger in the background

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

i might be tempted to take your character assessments seriously but what i'm remembering is that you people are the ones who actually defend dom and want him back on ilx, so...lol

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

is that a foreground or background snigger, lex?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

this is the only part of the thread that's actually made me angry, because i'd take a bullet for curtis, who is an a-number-one good dude, whereas i wouldn't cross the street to piss on lex if his vagina was on fire.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

i think lex needs to tell us a few more times how much our opinions don't matter to him, before it really becomes clear how much he really doesn't care what we think

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

i think lex should be banned from curtis's borad if he's gonna talk like that, fwiw

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

last laffs on me: other night i'm watching a documentary on netflix, decent one, i'm a sucker for documentaries that are basically 'here's some clips from a bunch of other movies and a few talking heads segments to give the veneer of narrative, this one wasn't quite not quite hollywood or channel z or something in terms of reminding of stuff i should watch but still decent and fun. anyhow credits roll and one of the producers...callum waddell.

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the offence taken when someone mildly criticises someone in your clique, but it's totally ok for you to constantly mock k8! grow the fuck up

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

That doc is called American grindhouse. Also was considering kicking it on ilx drinking some beers tonight but this thread says no

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol callum's 'on wikipedia'

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

lex you're probably in my clique more than crut, who tbh i don't really know very well one way or the other, but seriously noone knows wtf you're talking about. and aligning yourself with the drama queen tweeting about this thread as we speak is nagl.

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

omg post links

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

wait what

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the offence taken when someone mildly criticises someone in your clique

you said curtis is worse than the bullies.. if being worse than the bullies is only mild criticism what are you defending kate from?

― Kerm, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

hint: less than mild criticism

― Kerm, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/KarenDTregaskin/status/105681400862216194

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Lex, I hate DOm more than you could possibly imagine, and you are way off base about Cur1s, sorry to tell you.

― Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

man i have never been happier to have a self-imposed try-to-look-at-twitter-as-little-as-possible rule

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

wow that is tremendously annoying xxpost

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

oh god damn it yall are pulling me in maybe i will just go do shots and hang out in the kitchen

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

idk i would say any sympathy i might have had here would be pretty much torpedoed by dragging hi dere into the vagina throwdown on twitter by name for no reason so

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

i love how she's SO AMAZED about 200 new posts itt while tweeting almost 50 times about this thread

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

saying/writing/posting the word "ILX" anywhere except on this board is http://i.imgur.com/7WOj5.gif

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

WhineyArea51 otm

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

this is what happens when posting a crappy joke name to a joke thread about crappy joke names leads instantly to the search for ilx illuminati conspiracies against you

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, i guess i should have added "in earnest"

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ofSZ0.png

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna put on some lennie tristano and cook some fish.

lex: think about the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzzsD8wUrBE

― balls, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

saying/writing/posting the word "ILX" anywhere except on this board is http://i.imgur.com/7WOj5.gif

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, August 22, 2011 9:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

yeah i don't get ppl whose social networking usernames/IDs are the same as ilx's - she has like 400 followers somehow, do these people really care about what people on some message board are saying about her? sometimes i don't get ilx

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

tweeting almost 50 times about this thread

O_O

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure i'll be happier thinking about my future than yours

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

idk i would say any sympathy i might have had here would be pretty much torpedoed by dragging hi dere into the vagina throwdown on twitter by name for no reason so

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Monday, August 22, 2011 6:33 PM (5 minutes ago)

why?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

srsly?

― unfinested username clusterfucks i have groaned (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

Curtis is awesome, and this is one of manyu times when the two of us disagree, but Lex is more otm than offtm itt imo...

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

why?

― sarahel, Monday, August 22, 2011 9:40 PM (39 seconds ago)

they r bros

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

as for this unedifying pile-on...look at yourselves, jesus. pack of fucking bullies

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

no it's because dan had ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS except for the fact that kate needed a point-making scapegoat

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, obviously

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

xp - yeah, but she didn't say that dan was an asshole, or that it was his fault, or even linked to him. He has a fairly common name.

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

k8 is a grownup who can give as good as she gets (in an internet shit-talking way, not a vaginal way), it's only "bullying" in the sense that she was quick to play the victim and has done it too many times for most people here to show her any sympathy

― Cuqnts (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

it shouldn't be surprising that someone gets pissed off when they find a thread of people mocking them. i mean none of this would have happened had whoever revived it not been dicks last night

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

I still didn't have a goddamned thing to do with this, yet my name is on Twitter over it.

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

And this is not the first time she's done this to me.

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

@KarenDTregaskin
Masonic Boom Designs
"OMG it's so NOT about you, you are SO not special even though NO OTHER POSTER gets 150 posts worth of discussion about it you stroppy cow!"

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j2ia69.jpg

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

there really wasn't any mockery of her itt until she posted

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

she has a point though

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

Not really Sarahel. The majority of the posts itt have NOTHING to do with her and, to be honest, neither did the revive last night.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

― vagina détente

dying.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

u r still the king.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

as for this unedifying pile-on...look at yourselves, jesus. pack of fucking bullies
― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:42 AM (8 minutes ago)

i do not see this happening anywhere in this thread, honestly

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

her point, whatever it was, has no bearing on how unfinest her display name was

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah this is the thing right here ^

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

as far as i can tell the "nastiest" thing i posted before kate's initial post here was the bit about it making me think of her having the rdj from "come to daddy" face where her vagina should be. and honestly, if yr gonna reference rdj and yr vagina in same dn, i dunno what to tell you lady.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

yeah whatever dozens of posters have had their dn's posted in this thread without having a panic attack xp

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

isn't that dude like her hugest celebrity crush? And by going "ewww yuck ewww yuck" about the display name, it can be taken as "you are gross. the dude you have the hots for is gross." and make someone feel defensive and crappy.

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

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―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

xp you mean like http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuxqoObYI1qzwpcpo1_500.jpg (nsfw)

― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

vagina dentata choo-choo

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

you know if i made my dn "got a dick like bullwinkle" i'm not gonna get pissy if someone unfinests it and then says it makes them think of my dick saying "and now here's something we hope you'll really like"

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

the little vagina that could

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1j7qoVV11qec9mmo1_500.jpg

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

for someone who is getting 'picked on' she sure seems like she is greedily keeping tally of the number of post itt

i mean LITTLE VAGINA THAT COULD 250 NEW ANSWERS CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW CONTROVERSIAL I AM

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

of course now i've outed myself as having bullwinkle for a no. 1 celebrity crush

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

"got a dick like bullwinkle"

are you sure you didn't mean to post this in the Lil B thread?

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

thank you moosedgod

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

you know if i made my dn "got a dick like bullwinkle" i'm not gonna get pissy if someone unfinests it and then says it makes them think of my dick saying "and now here's something we hope you'll really like"
― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:57 AM (2 minutes ago)

I spat fluids I didn't even know were in my mouth good show sir

― alright, in a sort of a limited way, for an off-night (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, ft. rocky asap

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

Vaginal Meme Davis

whoa.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

sarahel is obviously otm

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

vagina dentata choo-choo

― sarahel, Monday, August 22, 2011 9:56 PM (5 minutes ago)

yeah what lex said

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

just a bunch of bros, kicking back, being afraid of vaginas

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

re: sarahel

yeah, i once said i thought a celebrity was hot and everyone accused me of drownwant for two years, so dealwithit.gif

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp jess: A-GAINNNNN?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Katy Perry ...In My Bathtub?

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the idea that i even pay attention enough to kate to know whether or not she wants to bone rdj

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Whiney -- you have been a really good sport about it, all of it.

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

tbf Whiney that thread title is still the funniest fucking thing

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

i need some kind of jaymc.xls for the various ws's of ilxors so as not to inadvertently offend in the future i suppose

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

everyone's celebrity crush is totally natural and fine and above mockery. except gr80's.

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

it's elle fanning, right?

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

why, is it some Chris Hansen type shit?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

it's the naked lady from boardwalk empire with the melting face

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

saying/writing/posting the word "ILX" anywhere except on this board is

yo man I don't mean to be a dick but you've been tweeting the same shit as you post to some threads so glass houses G

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

btw just to throw my hat in the ring i dont want to think of any of you having sex with anybody every time i see your username. no matter who you are or what parts you have.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

Damn there goes my idea for Futurama slash posts then.

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fEUfP.jpg

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

damn!

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

@KarenDTregaskin
Masonic Boom Designs
Also, reasonably pointing out that this is a double standard is apparently "going apeshit". Nice. Additionally, FUCK YOU.

attn ENBB this was directed at you

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

the levels of pass-agg involved in tweeting about a thread that's going on as i type instead of engaging with it directly is just i can't even

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

KarenDTregaskin Masonic Boom Designs
There's this little GANG of nicey-nice Midwestern women on ILX who talk about haircuts in arch tones, they loathe me, the feeling is mutual

1. ???
2. ???
3. ???

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

if you text it, i'll delete it
if you post it, then i'll tweet it

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

KarenDTregaskin Masonic Boom Designs @
@drjavafox oh no but THIS one doesn't hate vaginas because she majored in WOMENS STUDIES! just hates being reminded that individuals have em

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

There's really something about Twitter that turns me into an angry 8th grader, relational violence and all that. Makes me actually quite relieved that I never got into Facebook, like a whole nother level of passive aggression I don't want to have to trigger in myself or deal with in others.

actually thinking about all this has made me really quite unhappy now. Not a good can of worms to have opened up.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:51 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

FUCK YOU TOO YOU TIRESOME PIECE OF SHIT.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

KarenDTregaskin Masonic Boom Designs
They're like those little girls named Beth or Jennifer who made my life hell in 8th grade, but ripped to the tits on SSRIs.
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» KarenDTregaskin Masonic Boom Designs
You know that awful awful 1950s housewife tone that, like, sites like The Hairpin use? They all talk like that.

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh lord

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea who the nicey-nice gang is but that description is kinda wkiw

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

Kevin, are you doing anything other than shit-stirring when you repost those tweets?

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

nope

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously? It was Women's Health not Women's Studies so, first of all, get it fucking straight. Secondly, you may not have noticed but I apologized for the "apeshit" part of my original post. Why because I realize that may have been a little out of line and OTT. You seem to have overlooked that apology though. How convenient. I Now if you want to be a gd coward and talk shit about me on some Twitter account I don't even read go right ahead but know that I think you're a fucking horrible person with a persecution complex who shits up ILX every time you show up. Get a life and stop making everything about you. It's not all about you, you stupid fucking bitch.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

loool k3v

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

i know my perhaps oversensitivity here has led to some wildly popular mod decisions by me in the past, but man i really fucking hate when people do stuff like this - nothing obv can be done but it is just such a lame bullying trick and it just irks me to no end. the fact that the same people that have complained about ilx having a secret board where people can be talked about behind their back dont mind doing exactly that offsite where the world can see it is just so insane to me.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/a494ea0d.gif

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

kev, please stop shit-stirring

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

brb going apetwit

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

more scarjo itt

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok well just gonna apologize to e cuz i like you and i dont wanna make you needlessly upset

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

looked for a gif of "not getting involved" and "sitting this one out" but nothing that actually fit showed up on GIS so instead you get this, sorry y'all

http://www.cyberevangelism.net/images/fear999.jpg

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

tl;dr

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

good to know, both of you

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

looked for a beer of "not getting involved" and "sitting this one out" but then american ninja warrior was the only thing i found on tv so here i am

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

ice cold strongo

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

KarenDTregaskin Masonic Boom Designs
They're like those little girls named Beth or Jennifer who made my life hell in 8th grade, but ripped to the tits on SSRIs.

Really? Assuming you're still talking about me here YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME. Want to know some things? How about that I was the kid everyone fucking made fun of in the 8th grade to the point where I literally went home crying every day and eventually had to switch schools because the bullying was so bad.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

So you know what? Maybe stop shit tweeting about people and things you know nothing about, OK?

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

Do you feel like 'you don't know me, how dare you presume to not only tell me how I feel, then take me to task for how you have decided I feel'.?

― kinder, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

wow that twitter account is amazing

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

sorry aero, you know i am just being icy for lolz and you are my bff forever.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

double forever. i mean come on.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

attn ENBB this was directed at you

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:18 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

k3v i like you but...i can't even, why would you repost that?

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha oh ok lex, so its not cool to point out when KATE is the one bullying?

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

otoh this thread has gone from lols @ the expense of someone who's been pulling the same shit for a decade ime to actual fuck-you-lady irritation for making normally chill people i like a great deal upset so.

also lex wtf. either kate is being persecuted or she's being needlessly shitty to others so kevin shouldn't have reposted it. it can't be both.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

or what grady said.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

shit-stirring iirc

― Kerm, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ ENBB apologizing for using "going apeshit"

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

k3v already apologized, let it go

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

dude strongo yr my dude you can call me out whenever & it's always all good, punx gotta keep each other honest

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

looked for a gif of "not getting involved" and "sitting this one out" but nothing that actually fit showed up on GIS so instead you get this, sorry y'all

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, August 22, 2011 10:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/agpBc.gif

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

careful, grady, k3vvy k3v is challenging your shit-stirrer crown!

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i feel bad now because i feel like posting that only made someone upset for no reason but man, i didn't write that shit

xp lex

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

is there a good 'shit-stirring' gif? like maybe a soup spoon rotating in a toilet?

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah seriously Lex. I never said anything mean or nasty about Kate in this thread and for her to do so behind my back and in a particularly viscous manner but then play the victim here is just ridiculous.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/robstenlove/HEA%20Blog%20Posts/TedKing1.png

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://kinkyones.com/smf/Smileys//chocolatethai/Stirringshit.gif

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

to be totally real i was the first person to overtly refer to the twitter (where it had only been vaguely alluded to by DJP before that) in part because i thought some shit was worth stirring over what was being said on there, so i'll take some responsibility for this too

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

k3v i like you but...i can't even, why would you repost that?

yeah i think that probably the reposting is far less awful than the uh posting in the first place here right?

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

like whatever xposts blahhhh

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

it seems kate could do with less vagina and more balls

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

LOL. It's fine. I shouldn't let her get to me - she's not worth it. I just feel like she should have said that shit to my face here or emailed me or something. Posting about me on a twitter account that I was previously unaware of so that I now have people messaging me on FB asking if I've seen it, is just lame.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Although I have to say that her idea of what I (and whomever else she's talking about) am like is pretty fucking funny.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i do talk about haircuts in arch tones but it's only out of jealousy of those who can get haircuts :'(

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

i enjoy your column on The Baldpin btw

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

me and my fellow baldywriters

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

rmde

how is kate being targeted or mocked any more than anyone else on this thread? like, I don't think "Aphex Twin...in my vagina?" is an offensive screenname PERSONALLY, but my initial internal reaction upon seeing it was "lol kate - srsly? this is gonna get unfinested instantly"

this is a catty thread and people should know better than to post kate's display names on it - but come on man, you come barging in this thread saying jess's initial posts were so fucking gross - since when is it ok to mock another poster in those terms? "ew i don't want to think of HER vagina", so fucking playground when that clearly doesn't describe anything that jess said itt (unless you haven't seen all the Aphex Twin videos and pictures where RDJ's distorted, grotesque visage is plastered onto everything in sight, which is what the jess posts you quoted were referring to) and then you try to characterize me as the worst person in the room? get a fucking clue.

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mVeaF.png

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

You're Already The Voice...in my vagina?

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

*sniggers*

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

hey markers can you use this one instead? it'd be more honest.

http://forum.sunshinecoastcommodores.net/images/smilies/epicthreadstamp.gif

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://forum.sunshinecoastcommodores.net/images/smilies/epicthreadstamp.gif

(miss u)

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

lol well played

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

disappearing the women in the thread in order to blame the patriarchy isn't going apeshit, let's all be cool

they were merely classic examples of the repressed siding with the forces of the oppressor

― zvookster, Monday, August 22, 2011

https://twitter.com/#!/KarenDTregaskin/status/105613962711810049

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ feminism 101 opinions4u

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

feel like this is even more honest:

http://i.imgur.com/VezHe.gif

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

^let the record reflect this level-headed aero response to markers posting the "i miss you" video

xxxxxxp

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

well fuckin A I'll now be staring at that fuckin thing for two hours minimum, thanks loads princess T

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

karen d. tregaskin...in my goatse?

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahaha you and me both xpost

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

omg @ that gif

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

it's like at first you think you're watching some kind gymnastic floor routine that'll just stick a nice landing but no that's not how shit ends up going down at all, that guy just goes backwards directly into the goatse dude's asshole

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

hey man nice shot

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

not delved into this thread yet, but just wanna state for the record that i love all you jackasses

and i'm semi-proud to be graceless

bought http://www.janeskrazy.com/img/products/177-030.gif these earlier tonight...will open up the bag and liveblog the initial munching tomorrow evening est unless i am on a hot date. or maybe while i'm on a hot date!

so astrologically everything is totally crazy right??????

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

I will cut you if you mention those chips again w/o sending me some

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

just want to state for the record that I am:
1. pro-kate
2. pro-vaginas
3. pro-aphex twin
4. pro-"Aphex Twin...in my vagina?"
5. pro-unfinesting rights
6. anti-that .gif

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

mostly because I wonder, where does he go once he enters the anus?

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

*sniggers in the background*

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

I can't stop looking at it.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

^^ terrible feminist

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

I know. *hangs head in shame*

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

i am pro kettle chips
pro background singers
kinda overwhelmed by and ambivalent about this thread
and that gif doesn't help
but vaginas and aphex twin and feminism are all good

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

i am anti-everything, for the record

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

I mean he goes right into the rectum with even touching anus

what are the odds

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

the odds increase as you approach the goatse-form

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

it's like jordan's last shot against the jazz if only he shot a dude and the basket was a butthole xp

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

it's like Tyson vs. Spinks only with a gymnast and the guy from goatse

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

i am anti-everything, for the record

strongo, ilx's groucho marx

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

I don't remember tyson doing that to spinks

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

he had really fast hands

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

it's like a gif of a guy tumbling into a giant prolapsed butthole

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah you can take "bit his ear off" at face value but

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

I don't see it.

xpost

― Chad Kroeger of Nickelback...in my vagina? (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

Me right now:

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/27/20/edward-hopper-the-anteater-28661-1233105210-7.jpg

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

should i just ask to be banned from this site now or should i wait until after the led zeppelin poll?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

noooooo cad

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

you can't, marker would post blink vid again

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

damn if cad left i'd have to post it multiple times tbh

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

come on c.a.d. this is like the tenth least melodramatic kate clusterfuck thread

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

dude yr like 200 posts too late to do your dignified high-horse routine

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

lol it's just so predictable--from the second that dn was unfinest-ed i knew we would end up here. and it's depressing because i know everyone else knew that too.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

otm

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

sry gradski i was out for the evening

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

come on c.a.d. this is like the tenth least melodramatic kate clusterfuck thread

ballot poll any1

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fqp2rLUR4

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

sorry dudes. i don't refrain from unfinesting just because a grown-ass human being can't act like one.

sometimes a man must take a stand.

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

when keeping it real goes wrong

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol it's just so predictable--from the second that dn was unfinest-ed i knew we would end up here. and it's depressing because i know everyone else knew that too.

― call all destroyer, Monday, August 22, 2011 10:16 PM (30 seconds ago)

otm

― marker (crüt), Monday, August 22, 2011 10:16 PM (19 seconds ago)

THIS. Jesus.

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

oh ffs

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

you giant vaginas

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh god what i have done there

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol it's just so predictable--from the second that dn was unfinest-ed i knew we would end up here. and it's depressing because i know everyone else knew that too.

― call all destroyer, Monday, August 22, 2011 11:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

we did, but in a rubbing-hands-together-greedily sort of way

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

jesus christ you batshit people

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

jesus fucking christ

i love all of you motherfucks

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

Tam Tam otm

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.maryrsnyder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/why-1.jpg

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure the only reason it wasn't posted by someone else sooner is precisely because of that.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

(in the way that men referencing their 8========3 to the end of time is completely par for the course)

the only thing i have to add is that the penis should NOT have balls on both ends like that

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

yeah full disclosure i thought about posting it here the first time i saw it xpost

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

guys we don't have to say everything we're really thinking

just saying

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

the main reason clusterfucks like this aren't that frequent anymore is that most people have learned to keep their distance or operate w/ kidgloves

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

i bought two slurpees tonight

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T9Nh65MTx9o/S-q7VbUzyaI/AAAAAAAACcI/cXH0WmWkOyA/s1600/small_business_sector_improving.png

― sarahel, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you quit

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

markers ooOOO "i <3 wilco"

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Curtis, trust that I'm most definitely not posting everything that I am thinking.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

can't let just any old yokel smash a bottle across the bow of the ILX Clusterfuck, imo

― Kerm, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you quit

― marker (crüt)

i did . . . and then i unquit after like two weeks

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

markers please stop posting EVERYTHING you're thinking. it's like we're inside your brain, TMI bro.

― vagina détente (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

i bought twizzlers too

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

Twizzlers are my favorite.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

Non-chocolate confection, that is.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

I also like nibs and the peel apart ones.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

yah the twizz product line is the best

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

dude: chocolate twizzlers are so fucking addictive

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

i generally prefer black licorice but i really like twizzlers

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

are people seriously defending twizzlers

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

i would eat any and all twizzler related candy items

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

and you r a savage

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

there's a wicked jizzlah just ovah there by the bubblah

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

but i would offer u a twizz any time, bro xp

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

twizzlers are the arby's of candy

― iatee, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna combine the baltimore and boston accents into one unholy unstoppable force hun

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

I also like black licorice, M. Will bring some to the next FAP.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

if faced with the option of eating twizzlers or vagina i would need more information on both before making a difficult decision

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

strawberry? chocolate? and what about the twizzlers?

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

I also like black licorice, M. Will bring some to the next FAP.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:33 PM

aw yeah XD

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember whether i like twizzlers black licorice. hm. should investigate perhaps

― hi (markers), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

twizzlers only good as alternative straws for movie sodas imo

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

jizzlers

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

twizzlers are the arby's of candy

qft brah just wish i could do it in comic sans~!

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

guys I refuse to read this thread to catch up but I assume my dn is relevant

― Karen D. Tregaskin's vagina on my flaccid cock (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

iatee you are not OTM. Twizzlers make mouths happy. Haven't you heard?

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

jizzlers

already made that joke, you jackass! :D

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

dude change that asap

srsly

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

there's a wicked jizzlah just ovah there by the bubblah

― dell (del), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 4:32 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

When I was a kid I used to make twizzler straws to drink grape soda at the movies. I want to do that again.

― ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

If you can put your junk on poor RDJ's junk in a dn...

It originally read just "cock" but I could not visualize that happening

― Karen D. Tregaskin's vagina on my flaccid cock (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

v poor

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

yr in the right thread i guess

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

metallic citrus

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

i wish dom p was here to see this u_u

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

twizzlah

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

we're all god's children and we all want our FREE~DOM

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.styreta.com/Pics/Posters/pussy-salty-milk-and-coins.png

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

I have been grossed out every time I saw the Aphex Twin one, it's not at all like just *saying* vagina, it's like putting someone else's on things and jesus christ

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

"metal spoons dipped in butter"

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, January 12, 2006

I am pissed that Haikunym never used that as the second line of one of his posts

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Thursday, January 12, 2006

haha i was wondering when i saw this thread title if i dropped the metal dipped in butter science

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, January 12, 2006

I'm no expert but my experience reminded me more of a warmed up grapefruit than metal spoons dipped in butter.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, January 12, 2006

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

^^ classic material

― underrated vaginas i have known (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

warmed up grapefruit and spoons in butter are both within the spectrum imo

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

i got some sour apple "australian style" fake twizzlers at target and they were pretty amazing tbh

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

brb going to microwave some grapefruits low wattage style

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

guys stop taking about kate

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

grapefruit too big for my hotplate in the motel room i'm posting from sadly ):

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

(in the way that men referencing their 8========3 to the end of time is completely par for the course)

the only thing i have to add is that the penis should NOT have balls on both ends like that

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:25 PM (13 minutes ago)

shit i was gonna post this like 15 hours ago ZS otm

― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

dude, mh. we don't need that right now.

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

the worst thing to come of all of this is the torrent of terrible vagina-related display names we have to suffer thru

― Lamp, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

oh ok you changed it nm

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

guys stop taking about kate

―  (gr8080), Monday, August 22, 2011 10:40 PM (37 seconds ago)

several week/month troll we've tactfully sidestepped comes to shit when strongo breaks the ground we've avoided

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

xps varies from girl to girl tbh
ozone, silver, grapefruit rind, salt and schmaltz do come to mind tho

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

i got some sour apple "australian style" fake twizzlers at target and they were pretty amazing tbh

lol, is that seriously a real t hing?

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

the worst thing to come of all of this is the torrent of terrible vagina-related display names we have to suffer thru

i know, right?

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ australian style

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol again o h my

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

several week/month troll we've tactfully sidestepped comes to shit when strongo breaks the ground we've avoided

look guys i'm not sure what kind of i'm-okay-you're-okay era descended on this place during my last sabbatical but you know how i roll come on

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

"australian style" makes everything instantly funny

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

someone's being a wet blanket

― Damp (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

1. i have no idea whether "australian style" licorice is a real thing in australia but i've seen this style of licorice advertised this way at both target and cost plus.

2. man, i hope i taste like schmaltz. it would make my borscht belt vaudeville fantasy complete.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

What makes it australian style lol

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

feelin p violated atm

― Lamp, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol

you tell us trayce!

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

criminal licorice deported from other candy companies iirc

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha :)

Thats just it, isnt licorice just licorice? Is it about the shape or something I donno I dont eat that crap .

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

like those trojan packages "ribbed for her pleasure" is that why twizzlers have that texture? i mean, i don't know? i'm just a casual snacker, i'm no markers, that's for sure

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

"coffee?"
"TWIZZLAHS."

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

trayce what did licorice ever do to you??

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like this. softer than twizzlers/red vines.

http://www.amazon.com/Kookaburra-Gourmet-Strawberry-Liquorice-Oz/dp/B000H9NLLY/ref=pd_sim_gro_3

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

my bubblah overfloweth. with potent red jizzlahs

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

made of 100% australian sour apple twizzle-bush

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

don't think we have 'twizzlers' down here tbh, is it an empty bag??

― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

yo that is some kwicky koala shit, word to your mom

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

oh when ladies don't twizzle their bush it's such a Pet Peeve of mine. sigh

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

haitch, idk if you're kidding, but here is one way twizzlers are packaged:

http://i.imgur.com/B6k5S.jpg

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.licoricecandytwist.com/files/2443176/uploaded/IMG_9384Black.jpg Is what Im used ta

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

twizzlers were probably the biggest disappointment i have yet experienced in the US.

― just1n3, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

they taste like vaguely fruit flavored wax to be honest

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

licorice is some kinda bizarre flavorless holdover from the "dickensian workhouse" era of candy

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

OK real licorice is NOT bland, it tastes incredibly strongly of fennel.

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

3. Twizzling 9 up, 54 down

The act of inserting a twizzler into a girl's vagina and then eating it out.
Me and my girl were twizzling so much last night I think I got a cavity.

― ian riese-moraine...in his mom's vagina? (buzza), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

Aphex Twiz

― Damp (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

i used to get red vines out of the vending machine at work cuz they were the least fattening option aside from hard pretzels and sun chips. my teeth are paying the price.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

black licorice is the strong-flavored one

it's kind of like anise I thought?

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

black licorice tastes like sambuca.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. anise is kinda similar to fennel anyway tho right?

(I dont really know, cos its a flavour I cant stand)

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Sambuca contains essential oils obtained from star anise, Illicium verum, which give the liquor a strong anise flavor.

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

anise and fennel both taste like licorice

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

licorice tastes like anus

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

Other proposals are that it could have come from the Indian name for fennel, sounf or soambu, where it is a regular ingredient in cooking, or that it comes from "sambuq", a type of Arabic ship which may originally have been used to import the drink and may hence have given it its name.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

i love black licorice!! and it lowers blood pressure or some shit like that

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

if anus tasted like liquorice then I would not be finishing this sentence.

...

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone tried the hardcore salted kind?

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

OH GOD WHAT AN XPOST :(

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

hardcore salted anus?

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

i love black licorice!! and it lowers blood pressure or some shit like that

it also makes you "regular"

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

maybe salted licorice is Australian style?

― marker (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

i hate twizzlers but i love practically every other licorice-flavored anything

― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

licorice bits are p dope ill ride for those but lol @

licorice is some kinda bizarre flavorless holdover from the "dickensian workhouse" era of candy

old people candy is the worst... welll the second worst after like maoist self-abnegation candies they sell at health stores w/ flavors like 'turnip' and 'eel' that come wrapped in recycled newspapers stenciled with sayings from the great leader promoting hard work, obedience and frugality

― Lamp, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are gonna break kate's heart when she wakes up to check in on her clusterfuck only to discover 200 posts talking about what markers bought at 7-11

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

yeh

and shows up in every tcm herbal formula i guess it's ~tonifying~ and harmonizes other ingredients!

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

oops xpost whatev

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

*checks twitter*

she's already awake

― ian riese-moraine...in his mom's vagina? (buzza), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

markers would be a great soda jerk i'm thinkin

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

If doing it Australian-style means salting your liquorice then I'll try anything once

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

damm now i want a twizz

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

sick of ilxors talking abt food on every thread

lol @ detective buzza's stake out

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

"salting your licorice"

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

i loved werthers when i was a kid tbh

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

yes!

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

clearly all 610 new answers are all about her, duh

― Damp (some dude), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

Is this like those Usenet flameouts where people would just start posting a ton of recipes?

/lol old

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

*brushes circus peanut dust off trousers*

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

salty liquorice is challenging but very good. I think it's swedish or something

― sonderborg, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

holding back from making a "sorrows of young werther's original" joke only cuz i'm too drunk to make a good one

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

salty lick a rich(ard d james)

― some dude, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

sick of ilxors talking abt food on every thread

spot the strikethrough opportunity itp

― Lamp, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

scandanvian ppl are really into snuff and chewy candy i guess?? some kinda papa smurf thing

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

licorice... but im disgusted by the idea of female genitalia?

― Lamp, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shit that crazy salted licorice is amazing, its def from some Nordic place, and it has some sort of death chemical on it

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

it's lutefisk plus horsehooves and sucrose and illegal dyes

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

its def from some Nordic place, and it has some sort of death chemical on it

new ile board description

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh don't do that, you'll get on Pleasant Plains' list.

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

what's an eight-letter word for "candy that tastes like ass"?

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

Ammonium chloride, no salt at all actually.

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

just checked over the road - disappointing lack of licorice flavours on offer, just yr trad aniseed-style 'black', and raspberry. none of yr twizzler business either. they did have the chocolate bullet (licorice piece dipped in choc, if u don't kno). i got a croissant instead.

think the finns ride hard for that reall full-on licorice, the same flavour in mints, vodka, etc.

― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

salty licorice, made from pickled shark meat and week-old ikea swedish meatballs

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeh, that papa smurf shit

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

It makes me want to die with the horribleness.

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

speaking of display names ,wow! haha

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

Ammonium chloride is a salt! Just not the salt we think of when thinking of food.

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

australian-style indeed!

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2507996214_8a52377fe6.jpg

― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

Well no yeah that's what I meant

― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

i got a croissant instead.

not a bad choice!

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh dear

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

what the hell is that stuff

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

think about pandas think about pandas think about pandas

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's fucking licorice man

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

looks like wax tubes filled w/tobacco

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

licorice (alien space matter flavour)

― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

i am feeling the idea of salty licorice tbh

― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

they're like new-father chocolate cigars covered in road tar (xp)

― matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

going to regret this domain name soon arent i

― an empty wax tube filled with tobacco makes a good licorice. VAGINA (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

an empty wax tube filled with tobacco makes a good licorice VAGINA.com ?

still better than rovi

― zvookster, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/1000TimesYes/status/105858000966795264

― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

omg hahahhaah

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

lolllllllll

― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair I've been contributing money to a company in dubai that is creating islands, in the hopes we can get a 'tregaskin island'

it will have a single screen in the middle of the island playing that video, forever

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

no klymaxx's "i miss you" no credibility (actually wait, that song blows)

― matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

wow i feel like a fool about the time i wasted sympathizing with kate considering those tweets

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw any and all haircut-talking midwestern chicks

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

horseshoe otm

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

oh sweet jesus, I just read twitter

comment reserved, forevermore

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

(remove bookmark from this genitals)

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

wow i feel like a fool about the time i wasted sympathizing with kate considering the last ten years of ile

happy to help

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

STOP IT WITH THIS FILTH IN MY SWEETS THREAD

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

(wait, I got that wrong didnt I?)

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

trayce otm

― dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

happy to help

yeah thanks a load strongo

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

no problem dude who i have no idea what your deal even is

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

wow i feel like a fool about the time i wasted sympathizing with kate considering the last ten years of ile

happy to help

― Lamp...in my vagina?? (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:35 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

okay i feel even more foolish

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyaMpF68weA

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

Young Hot Rod ... in my vagina?

― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

this thread has permanently changed question marks for me

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

sorry

― matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

getting this thread back on track:

― sniggers with attitude (Trayce), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 3:47 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol j/k

why did you whoa @ VMD dn?

― Vaginal Meme Davis (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

cuz it's good.

and i saw ms. davis live a few months ago.

― matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)

― like 'live and let die' but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

(sad truth: I only heard of her bcz of Beck)

― like 'live and let die' but stupid (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

crut i already know what kind of person you are, pretty much, so it doesn't remotely surprise me that you think jess's posts are ok

― lex pretend, Monday, August 22, 2011 4:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is amazing. did lex explain it?

― caek, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

― lex pretend, Monday, August 22, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― beth (crüt), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

wow. ok.

― caek, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

Hence my lolzy DN which apparently offended Deej.

Should I have thrown a tantrum or something.

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:25 (fourteen years ago)

works for some

― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

ideally display names shouldn't be more than two words. most of these names are too long and that is what causes friction

― post, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 07:31 (fourteen years ago)

(I haven't read the thread just saw there were a lot of answers)

― post, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 07:34 (fourteen years ago)

so you're challenging everyone to create the most objectionable display name possible using only two words?

― sea jasper, a vagina, rose quartz and quartz (reddening), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)

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