Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

ok is garbage plate slang for cunnilingus or is fleishkuechie? voted chicken fried steak in either case.

(xp) depends what's in the empanadas

who eats a 2 foot long hot dog? really

that reminds me of a joke we used to tell in middle school:

when is my dick two feet long?

when it's folded in half.

I would totally eat a luther burger

but nothing beats chicken fried steak iirc

OMG

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/54924191.jpg

Nick Tahoe's!!! <3 Going there was a thing when I went to school in upstate NY so for that reason alone I have to vote for the garbage plate.

"tahou's", rather

i'll take a plate of the cheese curds and some charred bbq ends.

So hard to vote because I haven't had everything. Those charred bbq ends look delicious.

Cheese curds edges Philly cheesesteak.

is bbq secretly healthy? texas is represented by corn dog (how decadent), north carolina by liver mush, missouri by some hardees shit.

Burnt ends of course. Their description is so dumb, as though they've never had them & do not know the awesomeness. They're like the best part of living here.

eek, too many "they"s there, meant that the mag's description is dumb, & the burnt ends are great.

Turducken is pretty unstoppable, imo.

I've never had turducken, but I have a 12 pound one sitting in my fridge RIGHT NOW.

I'm actually going to pull it apart and make a poultry centipede.

FEED JEFF

And don't pull it apart. You know how turkey sandwiches get boring in the week after Thanksgiving? Turducken sandwiches do not have this problem. You could just eat it forever.

There's a version of the garbage plate at Daddy-O in the West Village. It's pretty good, but you definitely feel it afterwards.

all of this stuff looks beyond nasty -- i voted for the deep dish pizza

country fried steak is beyond nasty??

http://www.ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.com/country-fried-steak.jpg

There is nothing on this list that I would not eat.

well by "all" i meant like "with the exception of three or four things"

Haven't had country fried steak in a long time. Miss it :(

There is nothing on this list that I would not eat.

^

More than once, in most cases.

you guys = fronting

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/54923177.jpg

voting country ham because of red eye gravy.

A student ate a "Double Down" on a dare last August; he said he suffered a migraine for the better part of the night and had to be surgically separated from a bottle of water.

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

I have a hard time believing that you would not, if given the chance and maybe a secluded room. Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

i like the look of that thing that appeared to be vomiting bacon

More like legs spreading open and exuding bacon.

My love of country ham is well documented.

no primanti bros. no cred

http://www.primantibrothers.com/

Eskimo ice cream is kinda blowing my mind right now! I'd never heard of that before.

I'd probably eat at least like 30 of these? I'd skip the brain sandwich and the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good). Voted for Arkansas catfish, cuz fried catfish owns.

Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

― Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fuck outta here

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Ingredients: Calf testicles, salted water or buttermilk, vegetable oil or lard

Thought they were actual oysters (although realized that didn't make much sense) until I just went through all the pics. Has anyone actually eaten these before?

the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good).

this is how i feel about a 2 foot tall sandwich of bacon

And yeah, the eskimo ice cream is completely mind boggling. I can't even imagine what that must taste like.

in-n-out vs. breakfast burrito

I voted chocolate chip cookies. Not a proprietary fast food product. Delicious as all get out.

i wld like to know what they did to chocolate chip cookies to get them on this list

idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit

Chicken Fried Steak is one of God's great gifts to breakfast.

website only lets you open the first 13 at a time, someone please post all the pics itt with captions

correct answer is the double double. in n out, even though it's now pretty damn big compared to when there weren't any that weren't drive-thru or walk-up with one or maybe two stone picnic tables outside the walk-up window, has remarkably maintained its quality. I'm pretty damn picky veering on nutrition nazi about what I'll eat food-wise these days (I think I drink way more wine than any nn would condone) but in n out is the irresistible force so I'm lucky I'm east of all that. most of the rest of this stuff, who really cares, especially the double down, fuck outta here with that garbage, the double double is for all time.

i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.

spinach empanadas are indescribable, especially at 10 am between breakfast and lunch

Also: I lunched Chik-Fil-A this afternoon for only the second time. While tasty (and the sandwich almost touchingly unremarkable in presentation), it tasted as if those fundies had stuck a salt lick between a Hawaiian roll.

idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit

― Lamp, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

You won't even fuck with fried fish? Or clam chowder? C'mon.

i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.

they're not mormons iirc they're evangelical xians

statement still stands

Lamp - not even a lobster roll!? Those are straight up delicacies when fresh imo.

yah i dont really fuck w/ shellfish so

i mean im sure id like the sweeter things like 'smith island cake' and the mud pie and the cookies but id still feel sick eating them. im p strict about how much fat ill eat tbh & i just cant imagine eating any of these irl

Oh I love shellfish.

I think anyone would feel sick eating most of these but I'd still like to at least sample some of them.

ILX 50 fattest foods food tour imo

I've driven across Montana a bunch of times but never during the Testicle Festival which seems like the only place I'd want to get rocky mountain oysters.

Chicken fried steak is so good - I bought one of those hole-punched cube steaks a couple weeks ago to make a chicken fried steak and on the way out of the store I told some friends about how awesome they are, and the next week they told me how they were so moved by my speech that they did the same.

Testicle Festival!

Liver mush? That's scrapple, dammit, and should have been Delaware's entry into this list rather than that crab pastry nonsense, which I've never even heard of it, much less eaten.

I'm gonna go with deep dish pizza. This is a sane person's vote and deep dish pizza is definitely the first thing I ate on this list. We didn't have turducken when I was a kid.

gravitating toward the frybread/beignet/utah scone side of the house. yum,

Those all tempted me too. Fried bread owns.

eskimo ice cream is...just

Things I would eat even multiple times per month:

Deep-dish Pizza
Deep-fried crabmeat
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Bacon Bleu Cheese Baked Potato
Chicken Fried Steak
Frybread
Fried Cheese Curds
Philly Cheesesteak

This list cheated imo with all those multi-cow burgers.

I mean, the picture of eskimo ice cream looks like you cut open the torso of a really fat person and had their guts spill out into a big mixing bowl

traditional recipes called for meat and fat from caribou, moose, bears, seals, and fish.

So, this is "ice" "cream" made without, afaict, no cream at all but, instead, fat from every local animal?

Want to let you all know that Fat Darrel should totally win this but probably wont because most of you have never had it.

Stevie D have you even had a cheesesteak

yes but I mean come on!

O! Country Ham! But then...In N Out Double Double!...But then....Beignets!...Corn Dogs!

I'm getting a little teary thinking about country ham. I don't love cold ham, but damn dude, roasted in the oven with the glazeyness and tastyness, it's like a whole different side of meat when it's hot. Also: CHRISTMAS!

But I do have a love for Corn Dogs, since they were my first 'murican food that I ate when I first visited. And DeNio's fleamarket in Roseville has the hugest awesomest corndogs in Northern Cali, I would swear my life on it.

Oh shit and Philly Cheesesteak? My first Philly Cheese with 'wiz was almost a religious experience. Usually I find the fact that greasy juice is pouring out of a sandwich kind of disgusting, but with a Philly Cheese, it's like it's weeping tears of joy that you're eating it.

Fuck I'm hungry

gtfo with Eskimo Icecream. Makes me sad/angry thinking about how much that would NOT taste at all like icecream.

Right now I'm imagining an Inuit gangsta rapper saying: "Yo! Whassup, my eskimoh?"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, July 28, 2003

i am a cheesesteak purist so i rarely order them cuz restaurants rarely get them right outside of the tri-state area. out in california people do stupid things with cheesesteaks like adding lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. it's a crime.

Can't wait for the Sufjan Stevens album/self-inflicted obesity documentary.

The thing I want most out of all of these things is a corn dog. /minnesotan

i'm not sure i can make it past the eskimo ice cream. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

ok the breakfast burrito is to share between a large family gathering right? right? going through this list may make me cry.

10 layer cake! otoh picture has fruit in it, and thus it is currently my vote.

how is a mountain of bacon a blt? where is the lt? and poor family of pigs it must take to make that.

turducken: another reason i hate 'synergy'

livermush: lol name but not as scary as the rest.

double down - if there was a picture of george w. bush/hacksaw jim duggan eating this that picture would go under 'america' in my homemade dictionary.

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains... on a small bun.

most wtf replacement for a bread bun: chicken v. krispy kreme - fite!

(wtf would you want a sugary doughnut bun for a burger? fools!)

no-one can fit that arizona burger in their mouth, come on.

garbage plate - what about the macaroni salad makes it a salad? Does America just assume that by putting 'salad' on to a menu makes a meal a bit healthier? def gonna have a garbage plate, the salad will do my insides some good

cannot hate on a pizza even if the fat content is 5 times yr daily allowance. just a bargain imo, 5 days food for one go.

delaware just providing a pastry? slacking imo

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

cookies can't be evil even if they are big.

2 foot hot dog - when something is as tall as my nephew, maybe it is too big.

virginia offers..... a serving of ham. surely they could do better than part of a sunday roast.

empanadas: also disappointing. a normal pastry is not enough to make a guy throw up and thus is not enough for the list.

the double double is actually talking to me.

and now i am back from a meeting, i will continue the most pointless liveblogging of discovery

coleslaw cool, fries cool, deep fried poo droppings not cool arkansaw

fat darrwll supposedly involves both lettuce and tomato, presumably they have become that thing rotting on the roll. fries in a sandwich like this is smh material

redonkadonk wins on name alone. it is a meat platter within two grilled cheese sandwiches. 1. if you cannot attempt to fit it your mouth it isn't a sandwich imo. 2. lol the token layer of unidentifable salad leaves.

surely texas can do better than a corndog? how do you eat it, is it still in a bun? because two layers of carbs around the dog seems wasteful [lol].

rocky mountain fried poo drops

iowa's nuclear beef sundae

seriously that is not a 'food'

idaho presents a baked potato. smh.

new mexico presents a fun meal to share with friends

monster thick burger looks like it would give godzilla a belly ache.

flamethrower looks like a pussy compared to the monster. lettuce? what a gay 1/2lb burger.

You hate fun.

i am <3 this, what you on about?

talking of which, mud pie actually looks yum.

and then i take it all back as someone throws up in a roll and calls it maine lobster

beignets also look fun, like christmas croissants.

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

No, why?

I cannot tell if the Fleischkuechle looks awesome or rongrongrong

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/55042798.jpg

the sausage biscuit bowl seems to lack sausages biscuits and a bowl. idgi

i take it back; hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner in my mouth

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

well now we know conclusively that you are not an American

bread covered in sugar whats not to love its essentially all you need in life

tennessee's burger looks like an ejoyable meal and if you ignore the blurb underneath it, you wouldn't think it deserved to be here.

a scone the size of yr head sounds FUCKING MARVELLOUS kudos utah

1 vermonster kills 12 people: another day in vermont.

crab louis salad idgi even the blurb makes it seem fine

lamb chops? the intern who made this list got bored halfway through, huh?

fried cheese turds back on track well done wisconsin

nebraska offers chocolate ice creams? this intern better have got fired.

this list is fucking hysterical

like, how do you even put brain sandwiches on the same list as corn dogs

and why are there so many entries from national chains that are not actually particular to any one state

clam chowder has cream in it - shock horror. srs this list became no fun v quickly

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

philly cheesesteak makes me wonder what CHEESE WHIZ is? I hope it does not involve actual wiz.

neveda gets... a buffet? seriously? i might write the chicago tribune a letter of complaint. or am i really to believe that all you can eat places are just a vegas thing?

I laughed a lot at that

thank you west virginia! that is a beast. possibly a literal beast. its bigger than that guys smackable face!

and that was an enjoyable way to waste time i should have spent more wisely

think i'm going to vote the headsized scone

iowa's nuclear beef sundae

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seriously that is not a 'food'

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ehh the ingredients listed sound not only reasonable but delicious HOWEVER whatever those yellow bits in the photo should be called it is not "cheddar cheese"

Most of the giganto-burgers and garbage plates just look stupid to me, and not at all appetizing. (Quadruple Bypass Burger: "Patrons weighing over 350 pounds eat for free.") I also don't have much of a sweet tooth.

Since this is a U.S. based survey, they missed out on poutine, which I might have voted for.

Fried catfish for me.

Voted Crab Louie as the least resistable of the lot.

still lolling that this list is comparing "Eskimo ice cream" to things like lobster rolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

love meats but this vid made me want these people to be eaten by a wild hungry pig

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

So much of this list is so half-assed.

I will give grudging props to them giving Kentucky the Double Down

GRUDGING

sad lolz at 20 pictures of 16-storey cheeseburgers covered in cream and deep-fried, served in a bucket of macaroni cheese and bacon rinds, followed by "hi guys, you know this lamb chop is bad, right? right?!"

sadder lolz at my terrible sweet tooth (salty tooth, fatty tooth): some of these look pretty great and/or the sort of thing I would eat w/o thinking that I was having a shocking rare treat and should eat nothing but lettuce for the next 150 days afterwards

Deep-fried crabmeat
A Loco Moco
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Arkansas catfish
Mississippi Mud Pie
Maine Lobster Roll
Fleischkuechie
Sausage Biscuit Bowl
Charred BBQ Ends
Utah Scone
Crab Louis Salad <= without the pickles, h8 pickles
Fried Cheese Curds
New England Clam Chowder
Philly Cheesesteak

^^actively want to eat these, would not even have to be hungover

a lot of these just appear to be acceptable food, but 5 times as much of it as one would normally consume, like the sundry burgers with 94939344 patties per dish.

i did actually say "holy christ" out loud when the luther burger popped up though :/

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry when i was in miami two weeks ago, they were so so delicious and did not seem particularly unhealthy

voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.

fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously

especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry

That sounds delicious

i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough

I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.

I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

it's chicken-fried steak

I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.

luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard

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Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.

breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham

The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.

Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)

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woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.