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Amazed this hasn't been done. Dogs are awesome. Which is your favourite? Write-in votes also accepted, pictures and campaigning positively encouraged.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Corgi 3
Basset Hound 3
Schnauzer 2
Pug 2
Jack Russell 2
Boxer 1
Greyhound 1
Border Collie 1
Labrador Retriever 1
English Bull Terrier 1
Old English Bulldog 1
Husky 1
Bichon Frise 1
King Charles Spaniel 1
Poodle 1
Foxhound 1
Cocker Spaniel 1
Dachsund 1
Swiss Mountain Dog 1
Japanese Spitz 0
Japenese Tosa 0
Maltese 0
Mexican Hairless Dog 0
Papillon 0
Pekinese 0
Rottweiler 0
West Highland Terrier 0
Whippet 0
Bull Mastif 0
Akita Inu 0
Pit Bull Terrier 0
Staffordshire Bull Terrier 0
German Shepherd 0
Yorkshire Terrier 0
Beagle 0
Old English Sheepdog 0
Bloodhound 0
Chihuahua 0
Chow Chow 0
Dalmatian 0
Doberman 0
Red Setter 0
Springer Spaniel 0
Afghan Hound 0


Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

dunno what half these look like

someone do a pictorial guide

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

this really hasn't been done before?

where is the Shiba Inu?!

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Write-in votes also accepted

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

oh God you just reminded me that I had a dream last night in which I had a dog but really didn't want it and kept asking myself "why the hell did I get a dog?"

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

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The Shiba Inu is looking sad at its exclusion from the poll. As is the St Bernard.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_courtney/st-bernard.jpg

:(

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

SO SAD!!!

OK out of the choices listed here in no particular order

pug
corgi
boxer
old english bulldog
husky
akita
lab

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just going to use the Swiss mountain dog as a stand in for the Bernese but I do so under protest.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

I had a Jack Russell growing up so I suspect mine will be the only vote.

http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/3542/200805083542_1.jpg_w450.jpg

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

I am so gay for Jon's dogs :'((((((((((

buzza, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

and and write ins for shibas and bernese mountain dogs

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

WRITE-IN VOTE FOR SHIBA INU

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

my mother's dog is a tibetan spaniel, where are they?

http://my-doggy.com/images/articles/Tibetan-Spaniel.jpg

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

OMG WAIT

I can't believe I forgot a very important one

FRENCH BULLDOGS

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

Let's just petition for an "all" option

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

ok so my list is actually

pug
french bulldog
oe bulldog
shiba inu
akita
husky
bernese moutain dog

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

x-post

no way

some dogs suck

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

for example - really small rat-like yapping dogs. they suck.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

dachshunds are pretty incredible, so ridiculous. i always wonder whether they realise it.

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

That's right E, I forgot about chihuahuas. My sister had one that you couldn't even pet and it just pissed everywhere. Useless animal!

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Write-in for "non-Border" Collies.

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1024x768/c/collie-1352.jpg

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Even prick-eared ones. ^^ <3

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh but I remembered two more

brussels griffon
affen pincher

LOOK AT THIS RIDICULOUS BEAST

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/Brussels.jpg

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I'm not too keen on chihuahuas

I was in the park with Benson the other day and this little asshole chihuahua came out of nowhere and started barking and nipping at him. The thing was so nasty! I had to pick B up because the little jerk was really starting to bite him.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

That last dog looks like a German politician.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLLL

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Shiba Inu stans can vote Akita Inu if they want, it will be counted. I went via images on Wikipedia so obviously the whole size thing got a bit confusing.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not going to stan for small yappy lapdogs but i feel they often get unfairly slated cuz of their rep - cuz they're such girly dogs, and have those associations w/being kept in handbags etc

way prefer them to pitbulls or whatever

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

See, okay, that ridiculous beast is actually a puppet/mask from The Dark Crystal. Look, you can almost SEE where the hairs were glued on around the eyes. DQ.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol laurel

Yeah I hear you Lex but I've just never really met a little yappy one that I loved whereas I have met some really awesome pitbulls (who also get unfairly slated).

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

English Bull Terrier is surely the worst dog. I saw someone walking a huge one the other day, it was about the size of a small pig.

http://mywhitepaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bull_terrier_h03.jpg

I also automatically assume that everyone who owns one of these is a racist.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Small dogs: I really really hate the lack of dignity in the small dog that insists on bullying and shouting down all other dogs. Some people think this ridiculosity is "cute," apparently? I think it's repugnant, and my first reaction is to want to hurt them until they get a better idea of their place in the world.

I also think "ugly" means "ugly," and not, "Gather round and pity this creature before we put it to death for its own good."

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah Yorkshire Terriers are nasty little shits.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/uploaded_files/1191990474pembroke_welsh_corgi.jpg

Corgis though, all the awesome. Too good to be associated with the Queen.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

lack of dignity in the small dog that insists on bullying and shouting down all other dogs

Yeah, I know. I don't think I'd ever really noticed this before recently but it's pretty horrible when they do this. I hate Yorkies.

Also I know you hate ugly dogs but the thing is that I don't think pugs, frenchies or bulldogs are ugly at all - I think they're adorable. You want ugly?

This is ugly:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/16/article-1339113-0C81AC84000005DC-395_634x908.jpg

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

I really really hate the lack of dignity in the small dog that insists on bullying and shouting down all other dogs. Some people think this ridiculosity is "cute," apparently? I think it's repugnant

i think it's sweet!

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

i like bolshy attitudes

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

re: pitbulls — There's this awesome pitbull I would visit every day in the summer who lives down the block who would always have his head stuck through the bars of the metal fence in front of the building. Once I was walking to the bus stop and I saw his owner walking him and the doggie recognized me instantly and jumped onto me, mortifying his owner.

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

"i hate yappy dogs" is just a bit of a let-me-prove-my-manliness/coolness cliché to me

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

It's Little Man Syndrome. If they were human those dogs would be like particularly repulsive contestants on The Apprentice.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

I think it's more that people dislike things that show their fear so blatantly. Like a giant Great Dane is probably the most loving thing ever but probably not afraid of anyone.

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Stayed with a friend in Spain who had a Yorkshire terrier, a German Shepherd and some kind of bloodhound, and the Yorkshire terrier was the undisputed leader. It was weird but possibly not uncommon.

http://www.we-love-dogz.com/boxer.jpg

Repping for boxers here. They're like a pug's older cooler brother. Manly without being thuggish.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

I LOVE boxers (but the pug is just as cool ;p). There is one who lives next door and he's the cutest thing ever.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

I esp love boxers with normal flappy ears like that one. :)

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Love boxers as long as they belong to other people. :D I just couldn't make room for that much drool in my life, but I'd like to visit it occasionally.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Like when they've just been at the water bowl and then you sit down and they trot over to put their chin on your knee and gaze up at you...and that's the end of whatever your knees are wearing.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

I think it's more that people dislike things that show their fear so blatantly. Like a giant Great Dane is probably the most loving thing ever but probably not afraid of anyone.

― mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, December 17, 2010 10:03 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

Since moving in with my gf and her Dane I am continually amazed what a giant lovey doofus he is, but some people are just fucking terrified of the dude. I don't know if it's possible to be licked to death but that's probably the extent of the damage he could willingly do. He does tend to knock things over occasionally.

dan m, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

also otm wrt drool

dan m, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

and yeah write in vote for Great Danes, I mean look at this guy

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs033.snc1/2593_1077365584842_1547316516_208999_4396073_n.jpg

dan m, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

My parents had to put their all-black standard poodle down yesterday because of lymphoma and total system failure, at only about 6 years old. He wasn't the best dog in the world, but he is grieved.

RIP Jackaroo.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Great Danes are fucking amazing. My uncle breeds them and has raised two regional champion dogs; they're just the best dogs.

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

my favourite BIG DOGS are newfies

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.jklgrooming.com/Images06/Photo22/Newfie_After_Groom.JPG

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

(American) Cocker Spaniel. I had mine for fifteen years, spanning my childhood through adulthood, and he was just the sweetest, most personable dog. Little lacking in brainpower (had problems with concepts like "glass is transparent" and "things that fall on the floor aren't always food", but he made up for it in temperament.

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/AmericanCockerSpaniel.jpg

lightning wrangler extraordinaire (Matt D), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

i grew up with shiloh shepherds, they are the fucking bomb

http://www.shilohshepherdtssr.com/images/Chewie-1.jpg

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

also huge

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, have always liked the looks of your family sheps, gb.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Would bro down with that newfy. It'd be like having a small domesticated bear round the house.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/1286957573_671bbcd91a_o.jpg

motherfucker @ 6 months

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

no way

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

way

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://lossmaignewfoundlands.co.uk/images/family_144.jpg

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

OMG!!!

He's great.

<3 newfies too

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

awwwwwww they love each other

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5249/5268490339_e4f9489916_b.jpg

aaaaand here he is on thanksgiving

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

awwww

Would bro down with that newfy. It'd be like having a small domesticated bear round the house.

when i was 13 or so we stayed in vancouver w/family friends with a newfy puppy, and it kind of was!

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

I want a tiny house bear.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

newfie = house bear
dane = house horse

dan m, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

I like dogs that galumph. I'd also like to be able to put lamps and ashtrays and things on tables, though. With a Great Dane, do you pretty much have to give up on things on tables?

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

food things (unless you are there to keep watch): yes
other things: mostly OK, his tail is not the destructor it could be, but there are infrequent collisions

keeping him off the couch/bed is a pain in the ass, esp since he grew up with a dedicated twin mattress to chill on that we don't have room for these days

dan m, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LTWqGVqO5uQ/TNhXBVUY6SI/AAAAAAAAADc/7oh0wwS1VJ8/s1600/Afghan_Hound.jpg

This dog is such a loser. I bet it likes Vampire Weekend.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Sarah_Jessica_Parker%20-%201%20-%20The_Family_Stone.jpg

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

my old dogs basically just hung out outside all day, tbh. my parents were really good about training them not to beg or get crazy food ambitions, so the only time they ever sniped food was if you really made it easy/tempting.

the only time it ever seemed like an issue was when they'd get all riled up and start jamming through the house, back and forth from the kitchen to the porch, because my mom had a china cabinet and i swear i could hear things breaking whenever they'd go by it. clancy, on several occasions, also beelined right for it if you made the mistake of putting a toy in front.

NB---we only had one dog at once, if that wasn't clear

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00226/16-foonew-ashdown_226884t.jpg

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

also tully, the new one, is really dumb, esp compared to the old dog (who figured out how to open the back door). plus i honestly think he might have some bizarro brain damage. he refuses, REFUSES, to use stairs (really), and is occasionally terrified about passing through doorways. i actually turned up a possible neurological explanation for this while studying for school once but forgot it :-/

he's a sweetheart, though

kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

Most favouritest dog breed

mizzell, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Corgi
Pug
Basset hound
Pittie bull
Staffy bull
French bulldog

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Someone needs to post the Buzzfeed Top 30 Dogs of the Internet here

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

On yr computer, planning ILX takeover:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/354111117_1d2127ab94.jpg

tl;dr swinton (suzy), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

The bulldog gets my vote for his PATCHWORK REPRESENTATION here:

http://www.muji.eu/pages/online.asp?V=1&Sec=21&Sub=87&PID=4836

Muji, all my hats, they are yours.

Also write in for SHIBA INU!

I am now about to spam you with baby wolves! ONE MOMENT PLEASE

superpitching, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

baby wolves!!! yes.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

lurcher or weimaraner, I think

sugg knight (cozen), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

the noble samoyed imo

http://i.imgur.com/nZWuv.png

they're fun to brush, afterwards you have what amounts to a trashbag full of teddy bear stuffing

Pussy v. Sperguson (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

I have a shameful amt of dog photos favourited on flickr
https://img.skitch.com/20101217-a31ag2sxbdqcdbk4p84nr84tw.jpg

https://img.skitch.com/20101217-nut9uatq269s9n9u9qe5tn2idq.jpg

https://img.skitch.com/20101217-8a2dqst2bjf43bmir6aine9bmf.jpg

sugg knight (cozen), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

and of course this lil guy
https://img.skitch.com/20101217-g3dqj8ya6ax1f84jx59fepd89n.jpg

https://img.skitch.com/20101217-8rxurm8yhfqgcx1aucht17shge.jpg

sugg knight (cozen), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

forgot about the samoyed

here is my favorite one ever:

http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/tintin_samoyed03.jpg_w450.jpg

his name is tin tin. he says hi to you.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

sad sweater pug yes!

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

That is the indiest pug ever.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man I can't work ilx these days. Anyway, please watch this video (you'll have to sit through a few seconds of cute Japanese popstress but I promise you a PUPPY that is worth it!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkY2CShbIog

And here are some shiba inu pups:
http://www.littlewolf.com/3redpupsMarch06.jpg

Would... it be wrong of me to sign up to puppy forums on ravelry when I have no dog? I would just be signing up for the pictures? But, heck, knitters know how to take good photos!

My favourite pugs are still the Bloomsbury Pugs - they walk around Bloomsbury in pairs with their owners and they wear necklaces! I have deduced they are from somewhere east of Liverpool Street as ONCE I SAW THEM ON THE TUBE and it was very exciting!

superpitching, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Wait - what's this about necklace pugs? I used to live not far from there and never saw any pugs in necklaces. Not fair.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Here is a place I would like to visit:
http://www.dog-cafe.jp/

Their slogan is "with dog, with eat, with drink, with relax, with enjoy"!

Of course it is!

Just look at all the happy dogs!

http://ameblo.jp/mfukuoka/image-10537262685-10545868954.html

xpost: ENBB! They get taken on walks in the general Bloomsbury area! I work around there and have enjoyed spotting them for years. I have even given one a surreptitious cuddle when the black one was tied outside Boots on Tottenham Court Road one day. It was a highlight of my year!

superpitching, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

I work in Holborn and have never seen these Bloomsbury pugs. Do they venture that far South?

Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

x-post awwww. I am jealous! I would like to see these sharply accessorized pooches. My pug would let you cuddle him. He likes that sort of thing. He doesn't have a necklace but he does have an awesome dog tag that says "wiggle butt".

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think so - I've only really seem them in the triangle between Torrington Place, Busaba on Store Street and the Fitzrovia Tavern on Goodge Street.

Here is a photo I took of Sidney standing on a stump and looking particularly silly. She is GRATE. Her powers of eating EVERYTHING are something us humans could really aspire to, in your face that woman from 'love food hate waste' who was on ready steady cook earlier.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/robot_starry/4827962972/

superpitching, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

I like Sidney.

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

And this is when Sidney met a pug!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/robot_starry/4827351835/

xpost: oh dear this is what people with babies are like isn't it... *sigh*

superpitching, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

awwww and yes, it totally is but don't worry I'm exactly the same

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

I grew up with toy poodles -- my grandparents had a pedigreed female, Jody, who they later bred, and they kept two of the litter and named them Mork and Mindy. (LOL 70s.) When I was 10, we got a toy poodle of our own, Cherie, who lived about 11 years. So I still totally rate toy poodles.

When I was in college, I got a pug, who I eventually had to give to my grandfather. Love love love love pugs. But I'm still voting for poodles.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

superpitching - I've already posted about 100 too many pics of this guy on ILX but here's B being caught eating something he shouldn't be: http://i53.tinypic.com/4ku0dl.jpg

ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

Obviously voting for poodles.

tl;dr swinton (suzy), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

My inlaws have a mastiff, a german shepherd and a Pyrenees cross...I heart big dogs!

Before the mastiff and the Pyrenees they had St Bernard siblings, a brother and sister. They are beautiful-tempered dogs. The sister, Mina, was mad as a march hare. She acted like was a puppy even though she was the size of a shetland pony. She'd try to walk under the coffee table, or walk up to the couch and sit on your lap...she crawled into the drivers seat of the car once and got her head stuck in the steering wheel.
Best story is the day she met face to face with a goat. She decided that she would play with it so she starts barking and jumping around and the goat rears back and headbutts her full in the snout. Poor girl, she looked like she was going to cry. Like "Ow WTF dude!!!"

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 17 December 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

So many beautiful dogs. I like mine handsome with short fur, I voted Foxhound:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/English_Foxhound_portrait.jpg

Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Friday, 17 December 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Dudes, we have a 17 year old Yorkie who is awesome.

I will not hear of this categorical besmirching of Yorkies.

Forreals.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Baxter says vote King Charles Spaniel!

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss71/fabrickd/DSC02454.jpg?t=1293052955

Darin, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss71/fabrickd/DSC02454.jpg?t=1293052955

Darin, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

where the fuck is the golden retriever

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

Short leg dogs forever!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

Pepper the dachshund mix barks his approval.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 23 December 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

DOGS ARE RATIONAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FtB9pAMNBBw#!

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 10 September 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

Also, possibly have a sense of self: http://animalwise.org/2011/08/16/the-yellow-snow-test-for-self-recognition/

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 10 September 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

I've heard interesting anecdotes about dogs using pretty complex cause-effect logic.

Pee Wee Hermeneutician (EDB), Sunday, 11 September 2011 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

Well just one: A border collie has a favourite spot on its master's bed, but, because numerous other dogs also live in the house, the spot is often taken by another dog. The Border collie goes to the other side of the house and starts barking at nothing until the other dogs come to join and start barking (at nothing) too. The border collie takes back its spot.

Pee Wee Hermeneutician (EDB), Sunday, 11 September 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

I am really, really easily amused:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540807_10150628087901596_681036595_9797585_1837607381_n.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy7nca1Qq1r124gko1_500.jpg

mizzell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

wd've voted schnauzer if I'd seen the poll

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think we need to do one of those more complex polls where you list your choices in order.

EDB, Monday, 2 April 2012 09:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/522560_10150631080631596_681036595_9810157_867359608_n.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

i met a dog yesterday named "Sniffy".

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

No bearded collie, no Tibetan terrier, no credibility.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 05:03 (thirteen years ago)

Also, possibly have a sense of self: http://animalwise.org/2011/08/16/the-yellow-snow-test-for-self-recognition/

I don't think I understand how the pee test relates to self-recognition? Hasn't it always been assumed that animals that mark their territory know their own markings?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)

Look who greatly improved my typically dreary walk to the tube this morning!

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/der-pup.png

EDB, Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lti6a4tQwB1qzofaho1_500.jpg

mizzell, Friday, 6 April 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

English Bull Terrier is surely the worst dog. I saw someone walking a huge one the other day, it was about the size of a small pig.

I also automatically assume that everyone who owns one of these is a racist.

― Matt DC, Friday, December 17, 2010 8:54 AM (1 year ago)

I must say this doesn't make a lick of goddamn sense.

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

It is a handsome and noble dog for everyone on the spectrum from anti-racist to racist and in between.

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

they're weird in that they combine the most non-human head shape of any dog, with some of the most human-like expressions.

mizzell, Friday, 6 April 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

This is more or less the best thing I've ever seen, pug related or otherwise:

http://vimeo.com/39808960

NB: Familiarity with this is recommended:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

EDB, Friday, 6 April 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol one of the pugs in that belongs to a friend form college. Isn't it awesome. My favorite is the one with the knitted Yankee cap.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 6 April 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait - 3 of them are wearing Yankee hats. I mean the one at the bag in the shots where they're sitting around the table.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 6 April 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

my brother now has four dogs apparently, as well as two or three cats icr

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

English Bull Terrier is surely the worst dog. I saw someone walking a huge one the other day, it was about the size of a small pig.

I also automatically assume that everyone who owns one of these is a racist.

― Matt DC, Friday, December 17, 2010 8:54 AM (1 year ago)

I must say this doesn't make a lick of goddamn sense.

― and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Friday, April 6, 2012 3:59 AM (11 hours ago)

this is totally true

not all of them are racists im sure, but if u wanted to create a heuristic for a certain type of person in a certain type of london suburb, it would be 'english bull terrier owners'

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

i was quite surprised to see a young black women with an EBT (xref with EBJT), except no, she was just walking past and the actual owner was a middle aged white dude who was trying to get it to shit in an underlit area of pavement

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZWrVQTlonc

What happened when Shellac showed up on "Dogs 101"

come for the dogs, stay for the "math rock" jokes

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 06:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ZF82lcG4o

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Friday, 13 April 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/4/10/16/enhanced-buzz-10143-1334089850-5.jpg

Où sont le Lord Custos d'antan? (Leee), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

Galump galump galump

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

Taz is awesome.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 April 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

not all of them are racists im sure, but if u wanted to create a heuristic for a certain type of person in a certain type of london suburb, it would be 'english bull terrier owners'

I went through Penge the other day and I swear that like 90% of the dogs I saw there were English bull terriers.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 16 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://m.gawker.com/5902367/bad-to-the-bone-bordeauxdog-challenges-self-to-stare+down-contest

Lunkhead pooch gets in staring contest with self, loses

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, 16 April 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

Teufel the rescue mix is approaching 1 year with us at the end of the month. He loves his car rides to the dog park.

http://i42.tinypic.com/n1tg9h.jpg

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Monday, 16 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

oh. my. god.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 16 April 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

River Tam, corgi extraordinaire
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6940226834_cb92f3b6fc_b.jpg
River Tam by celluloidpropaganda, on Flickr

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7203/7086300439_b58278a311_b.jpg
River Tam by celluloidpropaganda, on Flickr

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

If dogs have such sensitive noses, why don't they seem to mind when I fart in their faces?

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

Unless you're eating remarkably sulfurous food (onions, garlic, egg whites etc) which emit the universally (among animals) reviled hydrogen sulfide upon digestion, the distaste for manure smells is largely just cultural.

Dogs, you've probably noticed love smelling (and among German Shepards, eating) feces. It is a marker of identity as well as signal of what's on the menu locally. I've never lived with a dog that didn't love smelling about the toilet seat to gather information.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

This is a very bizarre website. That said, it's probably among the best things on the internet I've seen in some time, if only for the pug portraits.

EDB, Friday, 18 May 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

A man is fighting for his life in hospital after he was mauled by two savage dogs on a beach.

The unnamed victim, 30, was severely bitten all over his body by a pet mastiff cross and a Staffordshire bull terrier on Brighton beach, East Sussex, on Friday morning.

A 40-year-old man believed to be the dogs' owner was arrested at the scene on suspicion of assault and possession of a knife and Class A drugs.

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Remember that pic of the older pony-tailed dude cradling his dog in his arms while they float in the lake so the dog can sleep?

WCCO did a segment on him, which CNN picked up.

Warning, this vid will make you cry.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/us/2012/08/13/dnt-wi-man-and-dog-floating.wcco

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, 17 August 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/523545_10151058823328208_1399077819_n.jpg

"Yaaaay! Another march!"

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago)

Despite my handle, I used to be mortally afraid of dogs and I'm still fairly jumpy around some of them. But I found in recent years that I'm allergic to cats. I'm now much more partial to well-behaved dogs than any cat.

Click here to read in HD (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago)

Damn you Kingfish! I just watched that video and sure enough oh the tears. At my desk. At work.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAuvzeoNpe0

del griffith, Saturday, 8 September 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9swz6TMtN1re4ne0o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9snfuoRl61re4ne0o1_500.jpg

http://dog-shaming.com/

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago)

all time classic site imo

DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Today's Unconvincing Ghost costume:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb86nstI131rrcie9o1_500.jpg

via DOGLR

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRsd6ekwN9I

This beagle has lemon issues

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 15 November 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4ydaKrSV1rrcie9o1_1280.jpg

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 15 November 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhh

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago)

what a happy fellow

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago)

who will one day be trained to remove people's throats from their necks

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago)

Who's a little killer? Who is?

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/344vyg2.gif

dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)

My British lab ROCKS, when I had surgery he had to poop inside, and being a high class well bred dog has never done this. I mean, this dog never does anything wrong. He felt ashamed about it. So did I.

I had to explain to the super snooty and Japanese home "inspector" that we are normally very clean people but are sick, I am sorry. It would have been nice if he bitched about my extremely brave and well-behaved dog to my face, it's too bad his superior breeding as a human doesn't allow for that.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394988_10151255474044277_123105046_n.jpg

MERRY CHRISTMAS :p

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Friday, 30 November 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago)

ridiculous

go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 30 November 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago)

his tongue!!

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 30 November 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8345/8233182268_8048342f31.jpg

This is Kenny, who stays at mine once a week. He's a 15-year-old lurcher.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/14461_10151158541101130_901833703_n.jpg

dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago)

OMG <3 <3 <3

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me32pb8z8R1qzfuqqo1_1280.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago)

dog photobomb win

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago)

No one voted for German Shepard or Doberman Pinscher! Granted, these are quite large dogs who require a lot of space and exercise, but in the 1980s and 1990s, these were among the most popular dogs in the universe. Lo! How the mighty have fallen.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)

I hate dobermans

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago)

Hi Mike!

My dog was really ill all day yesterday and we were finally able to get a vet appointment this afternoon. I hope and pray that everything is okay, but he's nearly ten.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago)

Here folks, this shiba inu blog should pick you up a little:

http://shibanomaru.blog43.fc2.com/

http://blog-imgs-45-origin.fc2.com/s/h/i/shibanomaru/IMG_1198.jpg

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Saturday, 15 December 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago)

Kenny is beautiful. I love long-legged "curl up in bed with you" dogs like spaniels! My dog "Stan" is 9 and extremely healthy but I do have to start thinking about what I'll do when he is gone...another sporting dog, I think.

My siberian is sick today, but it's clear he just has a cold or something. This is extremely healthy breed.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Lord Ronald McDonald Bates-Pork (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago)

this puppy belongs to a friend of a friend

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A-KwZBBCYAE2asC.jpg

OUTWARD HOUND

lex pretend, Saturday, 15 December 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

I love German Shepherds, they are geniuses and so "don't fuck with me." If you want an entertainer though, you should get another dog. I had a half Shepherd, loving and fierce but very reserved.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Lord Ronald McDonald Bates-Pork (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 15 December 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Only thing about the Husky is He has a problem / habit of eating blue jeans when he is frustrated! He had the same issue with shoes when we first got him...he ate all of our crap shoes, never the nice ones.

All my favorite jeans eventually succumbed to Husky frustration. Except for the 501s. Shows his mind is working.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Lord Ronald McDonald Bates-Pork (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago)

The last German Shepherd I encountered was at a dude's house in India, and the thing was tied up but came fucking flying at us. My gf was all "I sure he's not dangerous" and the owner dude was like "no, he is dangerous, I bought him to scare off robbers". In Britain dog owners will fiercely and loyally deny that their dog is dangerous even if it clearly is, so this perspective was kind of refreshing.

Matt DC, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ys92aL4M1r5c792o1_400.gif

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago)

I don't think Buzzfeed are dog people. The dogs in those gifs nearly all look stressed/hot/uncomfortable/in pain. Their cat list was better.

trishyb, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/75215_10151258837858208_1628850323_n.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Kenny, again. Still life with paws:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8107/8455851490_209f204044.jpg

karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 8 February 2013 11:07 (twelve years ago)

LEX I NEED PHOTOS OF YOUR MUM'S DOG

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 February 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

erm it died last august :/

he was very old, 18 i think, had a good innings and tbqh about as charmed and spoiled a life as it's possible for a dog to have

lex pretend, Friday, 8 February 2013 12:06 (twelve years ago)

:(

I love tibetans.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 February 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

there's a picture of him from a couple of xmases ago on the OLD DOGS thread i think

lex pretend, Friday, 8 February 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/528530_10151411634294277_621110438_n.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 14 February 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WOc30Qn.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)

was on my bike today when a car pulled up next to me. gruff middle age/old man with his super duper friendly lookin dog sticking his head out the window. i straight up asked the dude if i could pet the dog. i scratched it behind the ears for a little, then the light turned green and we parted ways. not sure what was better, petting a random dog at a stoplight or finally getting a damn job today.

cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:45 (twelve years ago)

Always the dog! :-D

Margaret Vegemite Sanger (Leee), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:47 (twelve years ago)

jobs can buy dogs!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

was on my bike today when a car pulled up next to me. gruff middle age/old man with his super duper friendly lookin dog sticking his head out the window. i straight up asked the dude if i could pet the dog. i scratched it behind the ears for a little, then the light turned green and we parted ways. not sure what was better, petting a random dog at a stoplight or finally getting a damn job today.

― cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:45 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how to live imo

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:14 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/208863_390198327746063_1827191525_n.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Sunday, 24 March 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

OMG.

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 24 March 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

DOGS WOLFS

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 06:54 (twelve years ago)

see also

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/482045_389789447786951_1703934322_n.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Sunday, 24 March 2013 07:05 (twelve years ago)

That first dog wolf looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 07:07 (twelve years ago)

pants

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 07:08 (twelve years ago)

(not like a dog)

Christ it's 7am on a Sunday and I've been an awake for an hour wtf is going on.

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 07:10 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Wolf_Dog_FilmPoster.jpeg/220px-Wolf_Dog_FilmPoster.jpeg

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

On a vaguely related note:

Game Of Thrones fans can now buy their own direwolf. Kind of. Eventually.

http://media.avclub.com/images/426/426985/16x9/627.jpg?4690

....As detailed in this interesting piece from Wired.com, the breeding project isn’t concerned with bringing back true, prehistoric direwolves, for which there’s no remaining genetic material, but rather with creating a domesticated, “wolf-like” companion dog breed that has the look of a direwolf, but with a more gentle temperament (and, presumably, without telepathic connections to their owners). Topping out at 130 pounds and selling for around $3,000—there’s currently a long waiting list for pups—Direwolves v.2.0 look more like adorable cuddle monsters than regal killing machines, but that’s probably for the best. Consider them the canine equivalent of GOT cosplay.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 28 March 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

oh, pretty much just American Alsatians

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4017/4715794905_79aa43bb4b.jpg

http://www.punjabigraphics.com/animals/images/9/american-alsatian-85.jpg

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 28 March 2013 04:19 (twelve years ago)

look like Shiloh shepherds

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/l704qMF.gif

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I went with my girlfriend while she looked for a dog this weekend - she wound up adopting a neurotic 8-year old weimaraner. He's pretty cool, very friendly but kind of 'off' - doesn't appear to know what a ball or toys are, etc.. There's a chance he was the stud dog for a backyard breeder/mill in his younger days.

I wanted to adopt this little basset/shepherd mix if I felt better about being responsible for a dog right now:
http://photos.petfinder.com/photos/US/TX/TX309/25631177/TX309.25631177-2-x.jpg
http://photos.petfinder.com/photos/US/TX/TX309/25631177/TX309.25631177-3-x.jpg

the shelter has a crappy pic of him but I also <3ed a retriever/schnauzer mix.
http://photos.petfinder.com/photos/US/TX/TX309/25915099/TX309.25915099-1-x.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

http://packlove.com

new dog-based social networking site that's apparently been blowing up lately

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Monday, 6 May 2013 09:15 (twelve years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8541/8714513280_8c9d8ae7c3.jpg

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/Y-2C5Ilywr/

our new dog Wu (always had cats till now) who is like a Pomeranianish mutt.

dsb, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

I've been wanting a dog really hard for the last couple days, but so much responsibility! But also, so much kisses!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

crap, how to embed from instagram.... he is a very cute and well behaved dog anyway, so many people think he is a puppy.

dsb, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/bc239d42b68211e2900c22000a1fb715_7.jpg

dsb, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

Looks like a puppy. CUUUTE

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

Thanks!

dsb, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

omg that dog is ADORABLE
look at that snout
look at that tongue and those white little teeth!

i love having dogs, it's good for my general well-being

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

We just got our big guy back after he spent a week with my wife's mother, it was the longest they'd ever been separated (he's 6 and she's had him since puppydom). Such a happy reunion!

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

My new company recently launched. We are making a wireless dog activity monitor that syncs your dog's (or dogs') activity through Bluetooth (to your mobile phone) or (through WiFi) directly to our servers.

schwantz, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)

Cool! When I get a dog eventually—and that WILL happen—I may get this gizmo.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago)

Hang on, $10 shipping? That's nuts.

(I realize you probably have zero to do with pricing, but that seems high.)

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)

I think that's just a placeholder. Note: "Actual shipping costs will be confirmed at ship time."

schwantz, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

i appreciate this tech but i would just have a long list of

*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is farting*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*
*henry is lying down*

Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

awesome. good luck

kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago)

I would find this handy. One of my dogs has joint and/or muscle problems and his mobility is limited. However, I'm well aware that he plays up to me, and I'd be curious to know how much he moves around when I'm not at home or after I've gone to bed.

This could also be a good thing for dogs with separation anxiety, to see if their dogs do settle down and go asleep after they've gone out or remain active (and possibly distressed) for the whole day. If I hadn't had noise complaints from my neighbours some years ago, I never would have known how much the dogs hated being left alone during the day.

What I'm really holding out for, though, is a microchip with a GPS tracker in it, so that I can find my dog if it ever gets stolen.

trishyb, Thursday, 20 June 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago)

Hahah JJJ otm. Benson's monitoring would be pretty damn similar, I think.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago)

yeah but if you synced it to a twitter feed it would still be more interesting than the 77 updates thread

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago)

this is benson, benson, after all

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago)

xp XD

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

where was the option for 'mongrel'?

reet pish (imago), Sunday, 7 July 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago)

i'd almost go as far as to say 'dog breeds: dud' these days

reet pish (imago), Sunday, 7 July 2013 11:10 (eleven years ago)

'dog breeders: hitler'

reet pish (imago), Sunday, 7 July 2013 11:10 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1001027_10151487093070938_428552576_n.jpg

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 26 July 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)

Just checked the Whistle promo vid. Looks useful. Do you have a Portland distributor? Want one?

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 26 July 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago)

Msg me and I'll pass on your info. Not sure if we've settled on a distribution strategy yet (retail vs. online, etc...). Thanks for the interest!

schwantz, Saturday, 27 July 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/share/8060596992

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8060596992/h3B61E996/

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 06:48 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8092574976/hF34E7D13/

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 13 March 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 13 March 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/47389_10151956309866596_82139675_n.jpg

fuck tha police

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 15 March 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQXeLjY9ak

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:35 (eleven years ago)

ha i was gonna post that

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)

dogs in consternation are the best

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)

Always

Dogs in 'leave me be, evil wizard' can be just as good

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:41 (eleven years ago)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/55613968@N00/13405401144/player/b44a95c88b

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

Let's try this again (mods, could you please remove the previous post because I can't actually see the pic?)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/q88/s720x720/1781833_10151935619086949_1013247182_o.jpg

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)

OMG Suzy. Yours??

Leeee with three E's with 3 spelled out (Leee), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

No, that's the dog Suzy babysits for sometimes iirc!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)

Kenny is on that sofa RIGHT NOW (he belongs to my friend James, but I'm looking after him for a few days).

One of these days, I'd like my own blue brindle whippet (or whippetlurcher).

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

kenny!

architecture for dogs: http://www.dezeen.com/2012/11/07/architecture-for-dogs-curated-by-kenya-hara/

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)

Ken's here until Friday, and as I write, is passed out on my bed, back legs twitching away because: dog dreaming.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

We got a teardown, if you'd like to see my handiwork: http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2014/03/26/whistle-dog-activity-monitor-teardown-wearablewednesday/

schwantz, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vCbPq_orXI

Honey-Roasted Cashews (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

STOP IT

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

i love him so much

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2oTQTq5.gif

, Thursday, 10 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

Hahahah.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 10 April 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yK2bhJ9.jpg

calstars, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 01:46 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://news.sciencemag.org/brain-behavior/2014/08/wolves-cooperate-dogs-submit-study-suggests?rss=1

Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2458956/dog_chart_2.0.png

lex pretend, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)

i would like to point out that the siberian husky is not dumb, just bored by your stupid tests

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

aha confirmed -- i looked at the data sheet and "intelligence" = "trainability" which is not exactly the same thing

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:27 (ten years ago)

lol, the cat

example (crüt), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

moving stealthily

lex pretend, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

what precisely is the purpose of that hideous chart

imago, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

To troll dog owners.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

Yeah I kinda wish my husky was dumb. He figured out how to open a push button microwave/oven and stole half a rack of ribs. He can now open any door in the house - in and out (including his crate). At this point I've given up on discouraging it and I now use him as an in-house herald; going before me opening (and holding! trainable!) doors, announcing my imminent presence.

tsrobodo, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)

i would like to point out that the siberian husky is not dumb, just bored by your stupid tests

lolz i was about to post this too then i remembered how my husky fell off the bed this morning while cleaning her butt

she def only does stuff that she's trained to do when she feels like it

just1n3, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:02 (ten years ago)

Went to classes and was assured that after a year of consistent practice desired behaviours would become second nature (even in a Husky). A year later and still always the 'what's in it for me?' look.

tsrobodo, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

All four of my dogs (three mixed breeds and a jack russell) are like that. No, we're not coming back. We can't hear you. We're busy over... BISCUITS! Why didn't you say so before? Hello! Look how good we are.

trishyb, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

haha you're both otm!!

tbh we haven't been *that* consistent with training, but she's such a brat, and just won't concentrate if she doesn't feel like it. after a year of sleeping on her bed (...mostly), in the last couple weeks she has now become a permanent fixture in OUR bed, bc she's a pro at being a dickhead all day then getting on the bed and acting absolutely pathetic and cute.

just1n3, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)

that was my dog as well when I had a dog

imago, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:25 (ten years ago)

I could not hack the bed thing with all the shedding. Him in my room wasn't even supposed to be a long term thing but with his mastery of doors, the only way to keep him out is to start locking doors which isn't really an option.

I break training the moment he appears restless but now he sees or hears the clicker and immediately goes into play mode even if I'm holding kryptonite (chicken). For now I'm asking other people to do it while I give them instructions to throw him off.

tsrobodo, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)

i'm now used to waking up with fur in my mouth :/

just1n3, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:44 (ten years ago)

Fur in the mouth? I can live with that. Fur in the hair? Nope. No can do. The pain of combing it out brings back traumatic memories of Sunday mornings at grandma's house.

tsrobodo, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

hmm that hasn't been an issue for me, although my husband always has neko's fur stuck in his beard.

just1n3, Monday, 5 January 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)

Do your huskies hate being brushed? Mine gets bored after a while. He also hates that I LOVE picking out all of the puffy white fur. I gave up on keeping fur off everything, esp. me.

They want to be good, but where food is involved there is no logic in it.My favorite was when he just had to open a bag of coffee to see if it tasted good.

Whitney Di-Ennial (I M Losted), Monday, 5 January 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)

neko is ok with being brushed, depending on how antsy she is in general. but she def doesn't mind my plucking her loose tufts, which i find incredibly satisfying.

just1n3, Monday, 5 January 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

Whippets aren't stupid. They are not really big on performing on command but have a lot of emotional intelligence; if I've ever shouted at Kenny I've regretted it because he is visibly upset by angry human voices.

camp event (suzy), Monday, 5 January 2015 22:00 (ten years ago)

xp
Max hated it and used to fuss like crazy. Nowadays I wait till he's just woken up and do it in tandem with his morning self-grooming routine and he's fine. Found a missing brush buried under a bush in the garden so I'm probably reading too much into his compliance.

tsrobodo, Monday, 5 January 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

Poor bulldogs, big loveable dullards they are.

Aren't German Sheppards widely considered to be among the top 3 most intelligent breeds of all (along with poodles and border collies). Having them that far left seems blatantly contrary to everything I've heard. In sum, "trolling dog owners" seems OTM

ed.b, Monday, 5 January 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

I had a shepherd / lab mix, he was very smart, but aloof and a little boring.

Another thing the husky did was find a bottle of ginseng (not mine) somewhere. Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of pans crashing on the floor. He had taken every pot and pan out of the cabinets and threw them on the kitchen floor. Ten feet away was the bottle of ginseng, which had made him sleepless and hyper, poor baby.

Whitney Di-Ennial (I M Losted), Monday, 5 January 2015 23:29 (ten years ago)

siberian ginseng, siberian husky, what could go wrong?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

Aren't German Sheppards widely considered to be among the top 3 most intelligent breeds of all (along with poodles and border collies). Having them that far left seems blatantly contrary to everything I've heard. In sum, "trolling dog owners" seems OTM

― ed.b, Monday, January 5, 2015 2:54 PM

you're reading it wrong

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 01:29 (ten years ago)

Yeah both grooming and food costs are deducted from the score of the dog so basically big furry dog is going to not make it into the right side of the graph

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)

Which is of course why this graph is garbage and dumb as shit

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

really angry with my older larger dog rn because i was trying to brush him and he attacked my hand
he didn't bite me, i know he was just trying to get me to stop doing something he didn't enjoy, but his teeth collided with my bony knuckles and now they're purple and swollen and hurt. something changed in him after he was attacked last year and now he hardly will tolerate being touched at all without growling.

groundless round (La Lechera), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:11 (ten years ago)

New husky in the family!! She's purty and super sweet!

http://foreverhusky.org/index.php?option=com_sfg&formid=10&RescueAnimalID=135&iframe=1

SCOTTISH PEOPLE ONLY (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:40 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

My dad just texted me this photo he took of their Bassett playing in the snow this morning. You are welcome.

http://i.imgur.com/RGPU93u.jpg

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)

yesssssss

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39RYrucTvGo

äkta människa (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

Aw JF, he loves it!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:31 (ten years ago)

dogs in the snow are always reliably excellent

lex pretend, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:25 (ten years ago)

the fever family bassett is a very big hit at my house.

estela, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:16 (ten years ago)

It's just the best picture.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 27 February 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb5UQJ__omM

dan m, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:35 (ten years ago)

I was all set to go "Awww poor doggie" but then I got to the end and all was well! ^_^

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:48 (ten years ago)

@maymothedog is unstoppable

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:14 (ten years ago)

ok, i never wanted a dog, but my gf is pretty serious about a new dog era. the ideal dog would be small, hair-not-fur, and super chill (like bichons, cotons, javanese, etc). however, we both work 8 hour days, and the first adoption place she reached out to said no dice, that won't work.

is there a dog that would work for our situation? any stories of dogs that can be left alone in a crate or house during the day? how do people even have dogs then?

lil urbane (Jordan), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)

I personally feel that a working couple shouldn't own a dog unless another person will help out. I mean could you imagine having to hold your piss in for 8-9 hours every working day?

xelab, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)

fair

lil urbane (Jordan), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

i mean, if i didn't drink coffee i could probably manage. do dogs drink coffee?

lil urbane (Jordan), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

Small dogs can be trained to use pee pads or even a litter box, but I'm talking ankle biters like chihuahuas and pomeranians.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

maybe a nice relaxed older dog would be a good fit?

groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)

big reason why our household only has grownups and cats

dog walker or doggy day care seem to be the only (expensive) options

srsly I have lost more happy hour comrades to dogs than spouses/children

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)

You would need to be Barbara Woodhouse to train a dog to use a litter tray. I mean I'm not saying it would be impossible but that would take some considerable work.

xelab, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

Yeah, dogs really are a lot of work unless you can throw away cash on day care or dog walkers. Cats, otoh, are almost self-sustaining except for being unable to open food cans.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

maybe a nice relaxed older dog would be a good fit?

definitely open to that.

we already have a cat, it's perfect except for the cat only loves me, not her.

lil urbane (Jordan), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

if one of you has a weird schedule (in my case, it's me) it's not impossible to have dogs and also have a job. one thing that is a monster PITA is traveling though, even for the weekend, unless you have a very generous friend.

groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)

unfortunately we both have pretty strict schedules. well, mine's more flexible but i'm too far away to come back in the middle of the day, and she doesn't have time.

lil urbane (Jordan), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)

Run past all the distractions test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM

StanM, Saturday, 7 March 2015 08:48 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://dogs.petbreeds.com/stories/3667/least-intelligent-dumbest-dogs?utm_campaign=rec.465.3667.detail.#Intro

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:57 (nine years ago)

this stupid test again? the smartest dogs know what you want and just don't care

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 June 2015 04:53 (nine years ago)

^^^ i'm not sure my dog is all that smart, but she def only does what she's told when she feels like it. she knows what i'm asking but if she's not in the mood, she's not in the mood.

just1n3, Friday, 12 June 2015 05:20 (nine years ago)

Our jack russell has made friends with the family next door, who are not really in a position to have a dog of their own. Several days a week, the kids call for her about 3pm and she usually stays in there till about 7pm. Yesterday, she heard one of the kids crying in the back garden and she ran from me to the front door about ten times, jumping at the front door and looking at me. I told her that there was nothing I could until they called for her, but she was very insistent. So I (like an eejit) went round there with her and said that she really wanted to come over and make sure everyone was okay. They were all delighted to hear that she wouldn't stop pestering me till I brought her round. She was dropped back by two very reluctant kids in their pyjamas at bedtime. She was full of pasta.

trishyb, Friday, 12 June 2015 07:54 (nine years ago)

<3 !!!

That is ADORABLE

just1n3, Friday, 12 June 2015 15:02 (nine years ago)

awwww it really is!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:04 (nine years ago)

I <3 Social Worker Doggie!!!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 12 June 2015 22:21 (nine years ago)

What is this? I want 3.

http://i.imgur.com/Z6T3VQ7.jpg

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:46 (nine years ago)

It's not a full set without 9. And a cue ball.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Saturday, 13 June 2015 02:42 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk

I dig the vid and the tune

here's the response version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7EpGEYOZs

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:06 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Wheelie dogs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3q118uhKJM

http://iheartdogs.com/badly-disabled-dogs-get-a-chance-to-run-and-play-for-the-first-time/

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 03:55 (nine years ago)

oh i forgot there was a dogs thread!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNwhEOJUAAAp4mA.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF7aw0yWIAEjjcK.jpg

JuliaA, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

i love dogs

http://imgur.com/gallery/fTjWBjG

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 October 2015 02:13 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb60E4uY_vg

Watch out for 3rd place, too

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 29 January 2016 06:50 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnuhyBF54B852nK/giphy.gif

I enjoy the zen stillness of the watering immediately cutting to the happy frolic to the garbage bin

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:25 (nine years ago)

:D

that half marathon story was amazing

thought this bump would be for eric the pekingese at cruft's but this is better tbh

Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 00:15 (nine years ago)

Eric the Pekingese does need to be highlighted.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03594/crufts-pekingese_3594063b.jpg

(I was rooting for the whippet, obvs)

jedi slimane (suzy), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:52 (nine years ago)

lol that dog's name is Eric

La Lechuza (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)

Eric doesn't even look like a dog! He looks like a. . . super fluffy monkey?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)

Kennel name: Yakee's Ooh Ah Cantona
Pet name: Eric

LOOOOL

jedi slimane (suzy), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKGoImmgghF/

wake up guys

at least it's friday

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 9 September 2016 20:31 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

My dog may have torn his ACL. My vet checked him out and can't quite pinpoint why he's limping, so we're going the conservative route for now and giving it time to heal on its own with rest, but it's a bummer, seeing my normally frolicsome dog reduced to just lying around.

Anybody ever get their dog ACL surgery? How bad is the recovery?

Evan R, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-xLU5sp70
my dog has never been to a pool party :(

calzino, Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)

Benson has! He sort of stayed around the edges but it was hilarious to watch all the doggos especially the ones who really went for it.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

Love those retrievers just plunging in and swimming in circles, brings back so many memories of my childhood dogs, a Chesapeake and two black labs.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Other day I was listening to lean on loud and a dog tried to attack me. Told the owner to control their dog. Today I see the same dog and confronted the owner and said that dog tried to attack me. He said I was mistaken. In less than a minute the dog tried again to attack me. Advice??

Incline/decline (Ross), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

Pitbull fwiw

Incline/decline (Ross), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

murder the owner

murder the dog

quit your job

burn down your house

start a new life in a new town

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

I just reported the dog to spca but your answer was better tbh

Incline/decline (Ross), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

can i ask for some dog advice?

we've had an adult rescue dog for a few months. he's a beautiful, sweet, polite, absolutely 100% (well, 99%) well-behaved and wonderful mutt. we love him to death.

the only "problem" is that he doesn't know how to play with toys, probably because he spent most of his life basically fending for himself in a rural area, without much human attention. we have tried to get him to learn to play by combining toys with various treat games, but once he's finished the treat he shows absolutely no interest whatsoever in messing with the animals, pull toys, balls, etc. etc.

inevitably, we have to leave him alone in the house sometimes, or i'll be home but i can't devote my attention to him. he's happy to nap some of that time, but most of the time he follows me around looking at me longingly. he's a glutton for affection and attention, which is fine most of time, and at least he doesn't exhibit any of the "bad behaviors" sometimes associated w/ emotionally needy dogs.

but i wish he had something more to "do" to keep him a little stimulated when we aren't attending to him. i don't like to think he spends a huge chunk of his day just bored.

any suggestions for getting an adult dog interested in playing on his own/with toys?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

I've never been in this situation, but you may want to look up how some stuff kibble or peanut butter into a Kong toy. For some dogs, this prevents them from scarfing up food in a few gulps, but its also used to keep dogs busy while their human companions are away.

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 February 2019 17:51 (six years ago)

And of course, dogs are happiest when they have their own companions. My 50 lb 8 yr old rescue mutt Teufel begs me for car rides to visit my stepmother and her 5 lb puppy. In my experience, caring for 2 dogs takes about 10% more time than caring for 1 (though the vet bills scale linearly).

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 February 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

i'd love to have a 2nd dog, for many reasons, but our lease prevents it. our dog is a bit weird with other dogs -- not hostile, but 9 times out of 10 he's just wary and/or uninterested. he lived with another dog as a foster, and apparently they barely interacted. so it's not clear that getting a 2nd dog (even if we could...) would answer the problem.

xpost

we have a kong and use it a lot... it'll keep him busy for maybe 10 minutes, tops. if something is stuck in there and he can't get it out after 5–10 minutes, he just gives up. hard to know how to help him get more sticktoitiveness.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

i fostered a dog who had had a hard life and had all the traits of being very needy, not playing, and being disinterested in other dogs. never really figured out what to do about it tbh so i can't be of any help. he was small enough that i could just sit him next to me with his paws in my lap when i had to do some work on the computer or whatever. he enjoyed walks so tried to focus on doing as much of that as possible

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

It’s early days, especially for a rescue. My rescued whippelurcher Kenny was not a big toy guy, and according to my friend J (who adopted him at 18 months) it took a while for him to settle down and just relax around people. All kinds of weird idiosyncrasies: apparently he was a bit racist (he barked at men with dark faces) and would run away from anyone holding a broom. After a few years, Ken blossomed into a dog who was friendly with people and gentle with children, while always being food-oriented (although that didn’t make him trainable beyond walking to heel, sitting and giving a paw). You could always play Which Hand? by hiding a treat and encouraging him to choose, and go from there? Ken liked that game a lot.

suzy, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

I find it quite sad when when I see dogs that can't have fun or play with other dogs. There is this crackpot plumber who I know from my local park who fancies himself as a mystic dog-whisperer, and he is an obv dog-lover who takes his two springer spaniels Bill & Bob to work with him in the van every day tbf. But he comes out with some fucked-up advice. He was telling me how he converted a violent, dangerous Alsatian into a nice playful happy dog. One of his techniques was (apparently): if he bit him he'd pin him down to the ground and bite him back on his nose until he yelped. Hmm .. I'm not sure Barbara Woodhouse would have approved.

calzino, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:33 (six years ago)

the dog whisperer fellow basically advises you to dominate the dog. always makes me feel a bit uneasy as a tactic

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

(i mean the one from telly)

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

the only toy our rescue pays attention to for longer than it takes to 1. destroy the toy or 2. empty the toy of any included treats, is an actual cow bone that we got from a "feed & seed" store in a farming area. sure, it's kind of a treat in itself, but she will sit there and gnaw on it for long periods. if you make sure it's not choke-able size-wise it seems like a good thing to try?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

That guy is full of shit and has been discredited everywhere.

suzy, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

That guy is full of shit and has been discredited everywhere.

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affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 22:08 (six years ago)

the dog whisperer fellow basically advises you to dominate the dog. always makes me feel a bit uneasy as a tactic


That is crap. My pointer flipped when a dog trainer did the alpha thing on him. I wanted to say:"Asshole, first get to know the breed and the dog's personality before training him." Lemmy is way too sweet. He was so scared, he didn't even want a cookie from him.

nathom, Saturday, 9 February 2019 07:17 (six years ago)

My dogs have always been so grimly food obsessed that a treats regime to encourage good habits has worked for me so far. Sometimes you have to let them know you da boss, or tell them off (like when the little bastard has just ripped the arm of your best winter coat!) but the alpha thing is some 4000 bc throwback, just abuse really.

calzino, Saturday, 9 February 2019 08:41 (six years ago)

Suzy OTM re: that Milan asshole.

My favourite dog tip/training site is Dogstar Daily, and I also like Victoria Stilwell.

My own personal mantra for dogs has always been "a tired dog is a well-behaved dog", and walk the absolute legs off them whenever possible. If you have to go out during the day and you're sure that your dog is bored while you're out (can you set up a camera to confirm this?), can a dogwalker come in?

Sometimes dogs are just "on" when their human is around because they know that's what's expected of them. It's like they're waiting for you to tell them what to do. It's possible that your dog shuts down completely when you're not there, and just goes to sleep, or thinks "oh, thank god, now I can relax". Like, it's possible that the dog is not looking for you to entertain it, but is waiting for you to tell it what to do, and it just needs to learn that you don't need it to do anything, just hang out and snooze or listen to the radio or something. Routine plays a huge part in this, as does simply ignoring the dog, putting it back in its bed when it comes to you for attention. That kind of thing.

It's possible that this is not what's happening either, but it's just another way of looking at what might be going on.

trishyb, Saturday, 9 February 2019 09:52 (six years ago)

I have been taking my 16 week old pup for 3-4 15/30 mins walks a day. I don't know if I'm going too far for such a young un, but he causes absolute mayhem if that energy isn't burnt off in a more productive manner.

calzino, Saturday, 9 February 2019 10:08 (six years ago)

Are you doing training with him while you're out for a walk?

I saw a guy recently who was lead training his labrador pup. It was painful to watch, and I could see how people would be put off doing it because it makes you look just ridiculous, but I was so impressed with his consistency. Every single time the puppy pulled all the way to the end of the leash, he just stopped until it came back and stood beside him again, and then he started up again. He made no progress at all, but v valuable for the pupner.

trishyb, Saturday, 9 February 2019 10:24 (six years ago)

A good metric for walking young dogs is five minutes per month of age for on-lead walking, but there’s no limit other than what you find sensible if he’s off lead/sniffing around in a garden. For your guy, this month you should do 10 minutes to somewhere grassy, let him play there at least until he craps or pees, 10 minutes back.

suzy, Saturday, 9 February 2019 10:33 (six years ago)

xp
I give Douglas a treat when he get's on the lead and off the lead because he was getting into this dangerous habit of playing come and catch me, but he's really good on a lead and loving socialising with older dogs, he's not presenting problems yet so that is about the extent of my training. But if I'm honest there are probably some behaviours I'm letting go will become problematic when he gets bigger (he's rapidly growing as well - something like 3.5 times the weight he was before xmas) and probably should start using strategies like the painful to watch guy you described at some point.

calzino, Saturday, 9 February 2019 10:50 (six years ago)

douglas lmao

||||||||, Saturday, 9 February 2019 11:08 (six years ago)

och it's a braw name! well probably better than Ruggles which was plan A.

calzino, Saturday, 9 February 2019 11:22 (six years ago)

we’ve got two rescue dogs. One just spends all his spare time curled up napping; the other one is a bit more nervy and when my wife was out of the house, she would spend every single second sitting at the bottom of the staircase staring at the front door waiting for her to come back. She’s only just growing out of this now after two years of living with us, and now she too is starting to take herself upstairs for a nap (mostly on my pillow which now smells of mutt the whole time, ugh). They do seem to play by themselves sometimes as occasionally there are toys strewn around, but they most often use toys to engage us in games - chase me round the house is their favourite, followed by a bit of tug of war. I do worry about them leading fairly boring lives, but compared to what they would’ve had pre-rescue it’s not really so bad.

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 11:55 (six years ago)

(Pre-rescue lives = both strays in an Irish dog pound, both due to be killed if no one claimed them within a week)

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 11:59 (six years ago)

What kind of dogs?

suzy, Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:00 (six years ago)

some weird mix of Irish farm dogs, mainly terrier in both though

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

these dicks:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbKL3yGA5AX/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ub4ny0pckcub

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:04 (six years ago)

just wanted to add that i love dogs so much.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:04 (six years ago)

they are the best

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:08 (six years ago)

Oh man, your short-haired dog on the left there has a look of my Milo. Now I'm a bit teary. He was the best dog in the world. (I am sure your dog is also very nice.)

trishyb, Saturday, 9 February 2019 12:56 (six years ago)

calm I’m very pro-human names for dogs

||||||||, Saturday, 9 February 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

calz*

||||||||, Saturday, 9 February 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

lol! my last dog was called Dogsby.

calzino, Saturday, 9 February 2019 13:08 (six years ago)

Oh man, your short-haired dog on the left there has a look of my Milo

that's pepper! she's a bit nervous and tends to bark like crazy if she gets even a teeny bit excited about something. also she sings along to the radio in the car if like ellie goulding comes on. think she might be a jack russell x collie but who knows?

goats eat grandma (NickB), Saturday, 9 February 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

earlier my daft young dog vomited up a whole sock. Luckily quite a small sized ladies sock. But ffs it was at least as stressful as the John Hurt scene in Alien at the time. It reminded me of the time when poor Dogsby once swallowed a small bouncy ball a kid threw at him to fetch, and for a short period I thought he might choke to death. But at least that horrible incident had a very short moment of grim comic relief when he did this cartoonishly exaggerated scooby doo face - looking in both directions and where's it gone huh? Before he realised it had bounced straight down his gob.

calzino, Sunday, 10 February 2019 00:37 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFju6GSS9Xk

seriously cute!

calzino, Thursday, 11 April 2019 15:38 (six years ago)

omg the bowing and the puppies.

Audrey Tautoulogy (Leee), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:02 (six years ago)

Hopefully this sort of televised segment reduces demand for bosintang.

Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

Oh god. meongmeongtang

Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERz5o0LXYAAhFab?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERz689IXsAUDcJH?format=jpg&name=large

a very brief interaction with a cow and her calf, at times like this I'm tempted to go vegetarian again.

calzino, Thursday, 27 February 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

<3 Douglas

Tim, Thursday, 27 February 2020 23:53 (five years ago)

Man, Douglas is ready to be friends with those cows and that is for sure.

trishyb, Friday, 28 February 2020 08:56 (five years ago)

He's been obsessed with horses since puppyhood. He's always peeping over walls to check for horses and cattle. Although I wouldn't want to test if it is a gun happy farmer who owns them fine beasts! Also have to keep him on a lead where there is barbed wire, he has some foolish determination to run at barbed wire as if it was just string or something.

calzino, Friday, 28 February 2020 09:07 (five years ago)

Oh, Douglas. Our black lab once ran full tilt into a fence post and properly stunned himself. Big eejit.

It's funny how some dogs are into other animals and some are not. I don't think our two original collie crosses ever saw a farm animal in their lives, but one day I walked them past a field of sheep and they were very, very strongly determined that they were going to get into that field and chase those sheep. Whereas the collie cross we have now doesn't even chase birds or rabbits, bless her.

trishyb, Friday, 28 February 2020 10:12 (five years ago)

poor Douglas ran into metal bin in the dark a couple weeks and it made a right sickening clunk and his nose was bleeding a bit, never felt so much pity for him since he ate a sock!

I suppose a lot of how they interact with other animals could be do with early exposure, but Douglas isn't too interested in humans when we are outside, he's totally focused on meeting their dogs though. He does take to people indoors and does the standard lab excitedly jumping up at guests greeting, but outdoors rules for him are basically bollox to humans! It is quite funny sometimes when other dog owners reach out to stroke him and he totally snubs them for the dog.

calzino, Friday, 28 February 2020 10:39 (five years ago)

I’ve had Wilf to stay for most of the past week. He is very narrow and slinky, loves meeting people, and is indifferent to non-dog animals apart from SQUIRRELS. He likes nothing better than to curl up in a chair in the café while you are out having a coffee. This allows passing humans to fawn over him, because he really is gorgeous. He only likes other sighthounds and is otherwise indifferent to very small dogs. Three of the days featured play dates with other whippets and lurchers, with wildly different personalities, as follows:

Percy - a blue whippet who has been buddies with Wilf since he was a puppy. Percy is very butch for a whippet, which his owner claims is due to being Scouse. He barks to initiate play. He ‘hugs’ humans and tries to nibble their ears. Wilf LOVES Percy’s style of play, but would probably avoid other dogs.

Iris - small brindle whippet. She’s three. Lives for her frisbee, but while on lead loves to lick Wilf’s face while they walk together in lockstep. Very happy little girl.

Wolfy - larger shaggy fawn lurcher, rescue dog who can be quite aloof but not a nasty bone in his body. Happy to have Wilf alongside while they sniff every square inch of Hyde Park. Not happy for Wilf to sidle up to his backside and attempt to hump him - Wilf got loudly told off. I had to confess to my friend that Wilf tries to hump anyone who sits on the bed next to him.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 28 February 2020 12:07 (five years ago)

two months pass...

so the rest of my family have decided we are getting a dog. i've never had one. but if these things go the way they usually do it will end up being my responsibility for deciding how we get one, how to train it etc. frankly i'm a little mortified and slightly skeptical. we live in london and have a little garden out back. when lockdown ends we'll be going to work and school. we have family who live outside the country who we (usually) visit regularly, meaning this dog would need somewhere to go for a couple of weeks at a time.

anyway, i'm sure all this can be sorted out. i guess i'm writing this to ask - what sorts of things should i keep in mind as a neophyte dog dude who doesn't know wtf he's doing or how to go about it?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 09:53 (five years ago)

get a dog that doesn't need to be walked for miles and miles each day (if you watch old episodes of the uk it's me or the dog on youtube 90% of dog problems boil down to people not walking their dogs so they have too much energy)

you are much more likely to get volunteers for doggie babysitting if the dog is on the smaller side

all dog breeders are scumbags. get a rescue dog

Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:03 (five years ago)

that all sounds v sensible

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:10 (five years ago)

yeah avoid Kennel Club wankers, they are scum of the earth. I always recommend Labradors because they are most beautiful dogs in the world, but they are maybe not a practical option in London and they tend to push that human/dog bond to the limits if you ever leave them on their own in a house!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:19 (five years ago)

by the sound of your circumstances a small dog might be a good option, but not a small one like a springer spaniel that can go on a 10 mile walk and still be up all night!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:21 (five years ago)

I am biased but WHIPPET (or a lurcher that is mostly whippet). No grooming bill, not horribly vocal, doesn’t shed a lot, really good around kids and a champion sleeper indoors who needs two proper walks a day (in the morning and after work). If you have a nice park nearby, you’re sorted. Rescues have loads of lurchers and many of these are puppies. And it could always come stay in Bloomsbury while you are away (although they can still be passported and you can take dogs on certain car ferries - my friend took his to Amsterdam and Berlin for writing residencies).

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:21 (five years ago)

kenneling/boarding expenses ADD up if you're going away for any amount of time. we were being charged around £25 per night I think, and that's cheap. imagine london is probably closer to £50? not sure but with a two week holiday that woud make it 700£ so basically paying for another person to go on holiday w.you

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 10:58 (five years ago)

The other thing to do is join a holiday dog care swap group on FB or make friends with others with dogs in your area with a view to looking after each other’s pets when they go on their hols. I reckon summer hols are on hold this year if furlough is happening through October.

My friends with whippets pay me £20 per day (really easy breed and Wilf just sleeps if I have to go to the shops or out for a couple of hours) but a married couple I know use a posh doggy daycare/boarding centre in West London which is in the £30/35 range with a little discount for weekly holiday rates.

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 11:22 (five years ago)

I once paid a couple I know a hundred quid to look after my dog for a week and they didn't want to give him back to me. I sent him to kennel twice and never forget the sad and betrayed look he gave me when I lead him to his prison cell and he slowly trudged in there.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 11:31 (five years ago)

I solved the ‘not wanting to give Wilf or Kenny (RIP) back’ issue by putting myself down for a rescue whippet/lurcher at the end of February (one that doesn’t mind an occasional whippet buddy staying over).

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 11:40 (five years ago)

any dog who gets to stay with suzy has won the doggy holiday lottery

estela, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 11:52 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5XwlRWsAMt2DG?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

this lad has grown a bit, he's quite big by lab standards but there is a chocolate lab I see in the park who is even bigger than him.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 12:06 (five years ago)

I have to admit I do love labs. My best friend growing up had two and they were always just so solid and friendly and fun to play with. Maybe a bit big for the house though.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 12:11 (five years ago)

Consider fostering for a rescue, too. Then you get to give the dog away if it doesn't suit you! It's also a good idea to get a dog from a rescue that uses fosters, because that gives you a much better idea of what the dog will be like in a home environment. I have heard many stories down the years of rescues persuading/browbeating people into taking home unsuitable dogs, and then the people feel like they're failing the dog if they give it back to the rescue, and then nobody is happy.

Like, people will tell you all kinds of things about particular breeds of dog, but we've got a Jack Russell terrier who loves cats and small children and wouldn't chase a rabbit if her life depended on it, and we only know all that about her because she spent months in a foster home before we got her.

trishyb, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

thank you trishy! very good ideas there

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 19:59 (five years ago)

but if these things go the way they usually do it will end up being my responsibility for deciding how we get one, how to train it etc.

maybe one thing you should think about is which breeds can bear up best under simmering resentment

j., Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

lmaoooo

yeah i was pissed off this morning. they all cooked it up without me and then it's like 'what will daddy say'. so i either go along with it or i'm like the meanest daddy ever. BUT I'M OVER IT NOW. MOSTLY.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

OR you could look for a breed that would serve as a loyal recruit in the eternal domestic struggle for power!!!!

j., Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:21 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5yb2BXYAEGAYm?format=jpg&name=medium

talking of simmering resentment I'm planning to get this beautiful young specimen frolicking in the bluebells castrated at some point and i'm his supposed best friend.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5yb2BXYAEGAYm?format=jpg&name=medium

talking of simmering resentment I'm planning to get this beautiful young specimen frolicking in the bluebells castrated at some point and i'm his supposed best friend.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

you could both get it done, out of solidarity

j., Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:32 (five years ago)

I would do it but the NHS are only strictly doing castrations on members of tory govt rn!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYuMt2KXYAEeY9B?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

you ain't speaking to this branch manager, he's the boss of branch managers!

calzino, Sunday, 24 May 2020 01:31 (five years ago)

He's got some neck muscles, bless him.

trishyb, Sunday, 24 May 2020 12:59 (five years ago)

two months pass...

Having a very difficult time finding a shelter that has dogs that they say are suitable for a house with children.

Pets4Homes appears to be an aggregator website that pulls in animals advertised at various shelters, but also pets from breeders, 'cat wanted' ads etc. Absolutely astonishing the prices breeders want for their puppies.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 July 2020 13:31 (four years ago)

It's a right racket and apparently The Rona has inflated prices and the RSPCA are anticipating a huge spike in abandoned dogs post furlough.

calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 13:40 (four years ago)

Pets4Homes is not an aggregator - people have to submit their ads, as with Preloved or Gumtree. Try dogsblog - that is the rescue aggregator. Or there are a few good rescues near you eg. Wood Green, All Dogs Matter (named years ago), or you can wait until Battersea re-opens to the public and go visit as a family in person. Dogs Trust is worth a call too - they have a centre in Essex. Most rescues I’ve mentioned will home to families with kids over 5 or over 10, and RSPCA gets puppies.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 24 July 2020 13:44 (four years ago)

Also prices for puppies are insane right now. Looking at just whippets, which normally range from £400 up North/without papers to £900 papers/near London/Crufts winner in bloodline, most whippet pups are now being sold at special lockdown prices of £2000/£3000. Everyone familiar with the breed says it will calm down eventually, and the kennel club are fuming at the opportunism.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 24 July 2020 13:53 (four years ago)

it's not just the KC assured breeders at it as well, there was something on R4 a couple of months back about criminal gang owned puppy farms going 10 to the dozen to meet lockdown demand

calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 13:58 (four years ago)

Yeah, you won't get a good dog from a reliable source at the moment. The stories circulating at the moment about people showing up to car parks and handing over €2,000 for a puppy that they KNOW has come from some awful situation, and then the puppy turns out to be only six weeks old, or have parvo, or is absolutely terrified of everything and everyone because it's never even been outside... It's just awful. And in six months there'll be an absolute tsunami of badly behaved juvenile dogs looking for homes. Ugh.

trishyb, Friday, 24 July 2020 14:05 (four years ago)

Thanks all - as usual I'm learning a lot!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 July 2020 14:17 (four years ago)

It's complete carnage out there. Have spoken to a couple of reputable breeders on the phone and they tell me - wait.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 July 2020 11:50 (four years ago)

may be an idea to adopt one of the lockdown puppies that will inevitably be abandoned when furlough ends / full recession hits :/

||||||||, Monday, 27 July 2020 11:53 (four years ago)

Yep :/

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 July 2020 11:55 (four years ago)

my arsehole neighbour who I often exchange loud pleasantries with through the walls along the likes of "STFU Dickhead!" "No you go fuck youreslf" has got a dog recently and is a lousy dog-owner. The poor creature howls and sobs in the house on it's own all afternoon and then does the same at night. The noise doesn't bother me in the slightest and I only notice it when I've got insomnia, it is just a bit upsetting that he's such a shitty dog owner. When I was cutting the hedges it was growling at me and he was saying "good boy" - he's an absolute weapon who wants his dog to be tough and scary but he's making an unhappy animal even more confused and unhappy. I've seen it all before, this brain donor around the corner had a "blame the owners not the breed" pitbull sticker on his car, but got rid of his own pitbull after it bit one of his children!

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 12:23 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed7t4TQWkAAvmZF?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Douglas on his afternoon nap makes feel more chill and like all is well with the world.

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 12:36 (four years ago)

“Stunning LAB ready to go £3,500”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 July 2020 12:37 (four years ago)

damn my pets4homes account exposed on ILX!

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 12:40 (four years ago)

I don't think you can overestimate that once you get past the troublesome puppy to vgb stage, a dog can be great for your mental health. There is a few times I've felt like I might go into a black hole of depression but Dougie always cheers me up. I wouldn't even sell him for a mill.

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 12:44 (four years ago)

Dougs who have worked out how to live

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 July 2020 12:47 (four years ago)

douglas is a mood

||||||||, Monday, 27 July 2020 12:54 (four years ago)

Looks like we have a new member of Terrier Club:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed8RR5wXoAUw8WO?format=png&name=small

This is Kit. He was found near a local rural carwash about six weeks ago. No chip, no collar, no body fat, plenty of parasites. He was a poor little sausage. But the local rescue fixed him up, and they were happy for him to come to us because we are a Good Home.

He's only been here a few days, so he might turn out to be a cheeky fecker, but so far he is a very good boy.

trishyb, Monday, 27 July 2020 15:16 (four years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh v.cute

||||||||, Monday, 27 July 2020 15:18 (four years ago)

poor lil vagabond. I can see mischief in them eyes!

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 15:22 (four years ago)

oh man. dying of teh cuet.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 July 2020 15:34 (four years ago)

We adopted a dog about 2 months ago. We had started the process of applying with a local shelter shortly before the time the lockdown started, and made it to one adoption event before they suspended them. When the initial shelter in place order came out, they suspended all adoptions, but after a few weeks they started doing "virtual" meetings where you would have a Zoom call with the dog and the foster, and then if you liked the dog you could go to their house and pick it up. The only problem was the demand for dogs was soaring. They would send out an email with new dogs available and by the time you emailed them back all the dogs would be spoken for (except for maybe one or two of the older ones or ones with health or behavioral issues). After several weeks of being too late on dogs, one of the people at the agency I think kind of took pity on us, and offered to pick out a dog they thought would be suitable for us, before it was sent out in the email. So they picked out a dog, and we adopted him. He's a black retriever mix originally from a shelter in Kentucky, about 3 years old, they estimate. In 2 months, he hasn't been left alone once yet. I imagine it will be a difficult transition once we have to go back to work, but that won't be for many more months.

o. nate, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 02:24 (four years ago)

Awww, good for him. I bet he's delighted with life at yours.

trishyb, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:03 (four years ago)

My parents’ oldest dog (18.5 yo) suddenly can barely stand on her own, has lost appetite, her breathing is shallower, and she has trouble controlling her bowels. This after a month or so of not having the strength to go on walks as long as she used to. My parents don’t want to take her to a vet because she hates going, but the thought about the discomfort she might be in makes me think we should put her to sleep. Does anyone have suggestions, either on how to decide whether it’s time or to convince a reluctant parent what we should do?

Garry Shambling (Leee), Sunday, 2 August 2020 21:51 (four years ago)

when my last dog was in that position and I knew his condition was terminal despite being slightly deluded about it and kidding myself he was in remission. I got the vets to do a home visit to first confirm he wasn't going to get any better and then it was time to put him sleep. It wasn't cheap and I had to leave the house I was that upset, but it was better than bringing him to a vets - which he also hated.

calzino, Sunday, 2 August 2020 22:24 (four years ago)

xp we had that with our dog, he started falling over and the vets couldn’t see anything wrong with him, and then he got worse. We all hoped it would get better, but it didn’t. My parents took him, because they knew he was in pain and they couldn’t put him through that. It’s a horrible call to make, but that’s how you have to see it.

let them microwave their rice (gyac), Sunday, 2 August 2020 22:39 (four years ago)

Thanks, they're looking into a vet who can make house calls (her regular vet apparently retired).

Garry Shambling (Leee), Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

Kenny was pts at home, by a vet who did house calls. There were two or three occasions where J booked a vet to come out but Ken would have a Miraculous Recovery of sorts (all of a sudden doing food dances at mealtimes, etc after a few days of difficulty with his legs). It was almost funny, because the vet would be like ‘nah, he’s tired but not that tired’ when treated to these performances. Finally, one morning Ken was sleeping so deeply he didn’t even raise his head at breakfast time or respond. That’s when J made the call.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2020 06:51 (four years ago)

I'm so sorry for your folks, Leee, and I'm glad they can get someone to come to the house. I can imagine that the usual not wanting to face the inevitable can be compounded this year with fear of going anywhere you'll be in close contact with other people.

trishyb, Monday, 3 August 2020 09:25 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

My parents made the call on Sunday. My mom said that Juno was whining at the end and just typing that right now is making me choke up; the thought of how scared and confused she must've been is something that I won't be able to shake for a while, if ever.

I think my mom said it was kidney failure.

https://i.imgur.com/UhexQiD.jpg

She's the justifiably smug looking one.

Out, vile jelleee (Leee), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:50 (four years ago)

it's a such terrible grief losing a best friend, sorry for your loss Lee

calzino, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:56 (four years ago)

So sorry, Lee.

Our girl had a small mast cell tumor taken out last week and is doing better than ever...still waiting on biopsy results...fingers crossed.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:59 (four years ago)

Aww, Lee, that is an epic pic. Tllooks like a fantastic buddy. So sorry

scampos sacra fames (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 02:26 (four years ago)

Sorry about Juno, Lee. She looks like a proper pal.

trishyb, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:25 (four years ago)

the thought of how scared and confused she must've been is something that I won't be able to shake for a while, if ever

I have felt like this about ill pets who've had to go. It's worth focusing on the fact that the disease was causing the distress, and because she had a loving owner that distress was taken away for her. So the end was much better than it would have been otherwise. I'm really sorry you lost a good friend.

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 05:03 (four years ago)

Thanks everyone for the kind words. Matthew, your advice actually helps! Naturally, we want to protect our pets from ANY anxiety, but maybe that's just an unavoidable part of life, and the best we can do is to reduce the suffering for our loved ones.

That does remind me: our family went out of town for a week, and we left Juno with an aunt to take care care of. Juno has a LOT of abandonment issues, so when we got back home, my aunt, who lives 15-20 miles away, told us that Juno had run away. I had given up on her as lost (at best) because of the distance and she wasn't chipped, but in a few days my mom was able to find her: a lady was able to corner her on an expressway (in California terms, 45-55 mph thoroughfares with traffic lights), and she did the bare minimum of finding the original owners by putting a very cropped picture of Juno on Craigslist (Juno had some recent scarring on her nose), and my mom somehow saw the post.

That was NINE years ago, so in a way, all the time that she spent with us since then was that much more special and kind of a miracle.

And yes, Juno was street tough and a total survivor. <3

Out, vile jelleee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:47 (four years ago)

💜

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:34 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

We got a Springer Spaniel puppy. We're calling him Woody. He's absolutely brilliant. However after reading what they're capable of I am slightly shitting it. Am fast familiarising myself with the building blocks of his training. 'Wormhole' doesn't even begin to cover it. Extremely motivated to get the basics rock solid. And it's fun! However it is slightly like teaching yourself to drive a Lamborghini by reading a book. I'm not a hunter and never will be. I have zero interest in competitions and field trials. I do have access to wetlands though, within walking distance, so I would love to take him out there. Just need to be sure he won't follow a bird for 20 miles as soon as I take him off the lead.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

Sign up for puppy class, if they're still happening. The best thing you can do is get him out to meet lots of different people and dogs early on.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 14 September 2020 23:14 (four years ago)

Yes lots of visits to the school gate, supermarket etc. We introduced him to his first real up-close dog encounter this weekend. Some friends came over with their tiny poodle/jack russell and he absolutely shited it. Tried to flatten himself on the floor. If he could have dug a hole and gone through it he would have. By the end, though, he was alright. Indifferent, even.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 September 2020 23:34 (four years ago)

I see quite a few Springer Spaniels in my neck of the woods, they are beautiful dogs. Sadly one of them, Bernie, passed recently and I have only seen his elderly owner's son who says she's broken by his passing. I see this likeable idiot with one called Spaniel L Jackson (I know it's a fucking nauseatingly wacky name!) that is ridiculously fast and has insane energy levels, and is probably responsible for reducing the local squirrel population by at least 50 %! But the owner used to shit himself when he first let him off the lead because he ran out of sight at ridiculous speed and often didn't come back into sight for a 5 minutes sometimes. There was a few times I kept bumping into him he was often in a panicked state calling Jackson!! But he's more chill now and has obv developed a level of trust with his dog, and all young dogs/puppies are generally crazy.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 07:45 (four years ago)

Extremely motivated to get the basics rock solid. And it's fun! However it is slightly like teaching yourself to drive a Lamborghini by reading a book. I'm not a hunter and never will be. I have zero interest in competitions and field trials.

I know very few springers who actually go hunting or shooting. Almost all the springers I know are just pets. Admittedly pets in a semi-rural area with a large beach where they can burn off a lot of energy off the lead, but still just pets. The ones round here tend to carry round a Jesus-what-is-that-in-your-mouth-oh-it's-a-flap-of-old-tennis-ball PRECIOUS TOY and ask for it to somehow be thrown for them, but otherwise they're just the same as other dogs. We've had springer crosses over the years, and they did catch birds and rabbits and other animals, but they usually let them go again. That was our experience, anyway. I guess if you got Woody from some real gung-ho working breeder then he might be a bit more "come on, it's duck season!" but even then, their job is to bring the bird back to you, not to kill it, so you can usually persuade them to drop it relatively unharmed even if they do catch something. Could be a problem if your local wetlands are a bird sanctuary? Maybe look at muzzle-training the little chap so he can snuffle about but not pick anything up?

trishyb, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:36 (four years ago)

I used a muzzle to stop my dog eating unsavoury things (including other dogs doodoo!) and it was very effective and when I eased him off the muzzle there was no return to the bad old days!

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:39 (four years ago)

That's very reassuring trishy! I'm not worried about him twatting wildlife I just don't want him running away, running out of control, etc.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:51 (four years ago)

I mean, he may very well do those things, but I don't know that he's any more likely to run away from you than another dog is. We've got a little terrier at the moment (Kitt, who I posted upthread) who just does NOT come back if he sees another dog in the distance. And now he's even got so smart that when you call him back, he assumes that there's something up ahead you're trying to keep him away from, so he looks around to see what it is, so you have to kind of sneak up on him while he's sniffing something and put the lead on him before he bolts. I assume he'll grow out of it when he realizes that the dogs over there aren't really any better than the ones he's already hanging out with.

trishyb, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 10:14 (four years ago)

I love it when I've just fed my dog and as I'm bending down to tie my shoelaces he bounces towards me amd licks my head and now it smells like tripe flavoured dog food.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 11:17 (four years ago)

lol tracer i had a dog of the same name growing up who was half springer!

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 11:35 (four years ago)

whoa!

what was he like?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:02 (four years ago)

he was not very smart but a nice dog for kids. he loved to chase squirrels. sometimes across the road. he also had separation anxiety; my dad came home from work one day and could hear him inside crying to himself because he didn't hear that someone was home yet. also loved to steal bagels from the counter and knock over the kitchen garbage can. all kinds of schemes to steal human food.

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:19 (four years ago)

part of the fun of bagels for him was just tossing them around so we'd find them under furniture

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:20 (four years ago)

Sounds a lot like my Woody so far! :)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:50 (four years ago)

And now he's even got so smart that when you call him back, he assumes that there's something up ahead you're trying to keep him away from, so he looks around to see what it is

This is amazing! What a pup!

Ruth Bae Ginsburg (Leee), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

Our rescue dog is not a Springer Spaniel but some kind of black lab/hunting dog mix, but he has a lot of the same issues. We recently went to the country for a week, and the first night we were there, he slipped out of the front door when I was holding it open for a second and ran out and started sniffing around the yard. By the time I got there he had run off out of sight. I was pretty sure he was gone. I went the direction he had run off but then heard my wife calling from the yard, apparently he had run back that way. But he was too fast for us to catch him and he has zero inclination or training to come when he's called, especially when highly distracted by the presence of local wildlife (deer, rabbits, squirrels, etc. as we later discovered). The next time he ran back nearby, I held the front door open and called him inside, and luckily he ran in. Needless to say we didn't let him off the leash, except for about a minute when we were at the beach so he could swim out and fetch a stick.

o. nate, Thursday, 17 September 2020 00:52 (four years ago)

Sheesh!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2020 07:19 (four years ago)

on the other hand a local Springer Spaniel called Bernie who just passed recently at the age of 15, he was hardly ever on the lead with his owner or her son. They just had a basic rope lead they used for crossing main roads, but most of the time he'd wander freely along the pavement and sit outside the shop and wait for them. If ever they stopped for a chat he'd start impatiently barking because his walk was being interrupted! I've got a video where I'm filming my kid playing on his skateboard and Bernie comes wandering around the corner into shot, seemingly on his own, but he often walked ahead of his owner off the lead. Although they both did say he was a bit unpredictable when he was young and sometimes would run off.

calzino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 07:50 (four years ago)

Yeah from what I've read it seems like the danger zone is kind of 8-12 months. They discover their love of the hunt and lose their instinctive need to be next to you.

Woody has done absolutely everything we've asked of him so far, he's been great overnight, he's pretty much entirely housetrained, sleeps in his crate, etc - EXCEPT for an addiction to biting - which we are trying to address.

Hopefully we can keep him onside once he turns into a surly wandering teenager

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2020 08:45 (four years ago)

Obviously bitey puppy is connected to teething - give him frozen carrots and occasionally a frozen raw chicken wing on top of the usual ow! then turning away that trainers recommend.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 17 September 2020 09:07 (four years ago)

yep frozen carrots is the best for teething bitey pups. My boy Douglas still eats carrots, although not frozen these days.

calzino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 09:13 (four years ago)

It also sounds like some play with dogs his own age would do Woody the world of good so he can learn that biting's not cool. Although, some dogs just lead with their mouths forever. Calzino will tell you that this is something labs love, in particular. They will just put your whole hand or your arm in their mouth and hold it there. Sometimes give it a little squeeze. Our terriers like to play biting games with us too. They don't do it to other people, just us.

trishyb, Thursday, 17 September 2020 09:18 (four years ago)

What do you mean with the carrots? Like, when he starts biting you, give him a carrot? He would eat his weight in carrots in an hour!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2020 09:36 (four years ago)

I used frozen carrots as a regular in between meals thing to help with his teething + as a healthier, cheaper alternative to the processed chews. But perhaps not as a reward for biting!

yep Dougie loves a bit of arm in his huge mouth, but it's never a bite it's an expression of playful affection - he doesn't have a bite in him unless he's got a hambone. When he's got a hambone I don't interrupt him till he's finished, he gets a bit primal and edgy chewing on a hambone!

calzino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 09:44 (four years ago)

I wanted to get a good tug toy for Kitt, because he can be quite bitey, but decent rope toys seem to be hard to come by at the moment. I knotted up some lengths of old vest for him to yank about the place, but they don't last long.

trishyb, Thursday, 17 September 2020 12:39 (four years ago)

Giving a bitey puppy a frozen carrot to bite is distraction/redirection and a totally normal part of training. Always do a yipe/no! and distract them with a toy or a permitted chewy thing. Also seconding any suggestion to socialise with other dogs who will tell Woody off the minute he annoys them with bitey face.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:51 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ei7hPYaXkAEViDt?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

rolling most 2020 dog images

calzino, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:16 (four years ago)

three months pass...

I'm getting a bit of a bad rep as a foulmouthed yob in my local park amongst the posh people that drive there in SUVs. I keep telling these pricks that I'm not going to put my dog on the lead when he is neither a threat to people nor other dogs and just because their very poorly socialised dogs that never get let off the lead because they are a piss poor dog-owners - well that doesn't mean all the other dogs shouldn't have some free-running fun in this public area. I probably don't make the situation better by telling them to fuck off as my opening response and calling them entitled middle-class pricks, but I'm no good at responding calmly to arseholes. Buy your own fucking park if you want to make up the rules you fucking arseholes!

calzino, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:49 (four years ago)

In most parks where I live, that is the rule. Still people sometimes let their dogs play off the leash. I don't make a big deal about it. My dog certainly couldn't be trusted to go off the leash. He was adopted from a shelter and was apparently not well socialized as a pup. But if other people let their dogs run around it doesn't bother me, assuming people are pretty good judges of their dogs, and the other dog can be trusted to not react if my poorly socialized dog decides to lunge and snarl (while on a leash of course).

o. nate, Saturday, 9 January 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

For years, we've had dogs who walked quite happily off the lead. We had good control over them (not flawless, but really pretty solid), and we deliberately moved to a quiet area where the beach tended only to be busy during school holidays and weekend afternoons in summer. It was all great. Now that's all changed. Our beach is full of people all the time. They make faces at off-lead dogs, even though the local by-laws specifically state that dogs are permitted off the lead at our end of the beach. Worst of all, little Kittser, our newest dog, can NOT be off the lead around other dogs he doesn't know. He's wild, he shouts up into their faces, he doesn't come back, he is generally extremely annoying. It's not that he's bad with other dogs, because he's not. He's just bad at meeting other dogs. And he has absolutely no interest in learning any other way of behaving. It's usually fine, because I can spot other dogs coming before he can and get him back on the lead, but now that we're all locked down again and everyone is doing their 100 Days of Walking or whatever, the beach is just full of dogs all the time, most of them disappointingly leaded up and not wanting to play with any other dogs, never mind a crazy little Patterdale.
tl;dr: I deliberately moved to a quiet area so my dogs could have off-lead fun, and now everyone has followed me, I feel very hemmed in and walking my dogs is no fun.

trishyb, Saturday, 9 January 2021 10:45 (four years ago)

I get so angry because this is happening in places I have previously been frequenting for ten years without any problems. Another bad result of the lock-down is a massive influx of new dog owners no doubt all calling me a cunt on some neighbourhood FB page! But life is shit enough as it is rn without having to get annoyed with annoying arseholes on a daily basis.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:09 (four years ago)

"little Kittser, our newest dog"

lol great name is that, I had a great Uncle from Kilbrew named Kittser!

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:14 (four years ago)

the other day this arsehole got very upset that my dog and another free-running tiny Springer Spaniel he was playing with ran up to her dog - ffs! they just saying hello and she's yelling at me to keep my dogs under control and I can't be civil when people yell at me and I will tell them to fuck off 10 out of 10 times so it's never really going to get any better!

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:20 (four years ago)

I know some dogs from shelters might have problematic behaviours and not be trusted to go off the lead or some dogs are just a bit stir crazy, but I've met owners who have brought them up from puppies, and it seems to me like they've had a bit of a mare one day or two and never let them off the lead since. For the first year with Douglas I was having multiple mares a week with him off the lead, but if you persist they get there in the end is my philosophy.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:33 (four years ago)

Yeah, I can't deal with any of the stress around Kitt's bad behaviour, from the noise of his constant barking to the worry that he'll try it on with the wrong dog and get hurt, or get a kick from someone, so I work very hard to make sure we don't have a mare. But then, I am a catastrophiser anyway.

I figure in another year or so he won't care so much.

But life is shit enough as it is rn without having to get annoyed with annoying arseholes on a daily basis.

Yeah, you're right. It is nice to have somewhere to have a whinge about it, though.

One thing that is quite cute is there's a guy who has a fancy radio-controlled car, and obviously his way of unwinding and getting the hell out of the house is to bring it to the beach and run it up and down at top speed. He is very happy to let my two small dogs chase it, too, so if he's down there, that'll give us a good high-speed five minutes. And there's a small kid called Jake who we meet sometimes. Jake is two, and he likes to chase the dogs around and fall in the sand. They bark at him whenever he falls over. He absolutely breaks his hole laughing at this, which is great fun for me and his mam.

trishyb, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:36 (four years ago)

lol I've bumped into a friendly big kid with high powered remote control car recently as well, although he was knocking on at least 30! On two of the days when Dougie had a mare he learned two important lessons the hard way, he learned that running into barbed wire or electric fences is neither big nor clever nor any fun.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:43 (four years ago)

Oh, Douglas. You prawn.

trishyb, Saturday, 9 January 2021 11:49 (four years ago)

lol I had to keep him on the lead today because the fucker ran off on me twice trying to follow a little springer pal of his that was being kept on the lead due to a leg injury. When the other dog's owner said ffs! can't you keep him on the lead I was in full agreement this time. But at least she was a friendly face and added that when her dog has recovered they'll be both having a runaround together again. From now on I'm going to walk a bit longer to go where there is less chance of bumping into people, it's a bit of a pisser in the ice, mud and freezing cold conditions rn, but I think it will be worth it to avoid the dreaded humans.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

the problem is there’s so little else to do. the walkers be walkin. woody is still a puppy so literally every other dog he sees he wants to play with for the rest of his life. going 50 yards can take half an hour.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

thing is I'd never complain about an enthusiastic pup running around my dog, even if it is causing mayhem. It's these entitled wankers that yell with attitude about keeping your dog under control that get me on a war footing. Shit if anything I'm always delighted to see daft young pups running around like crazy!

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

yeah completely agree.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

My dog is a big lad for a lab but he is very soft and 100% sociable off the lead, although he likes to act tough on the lead sometimes but it's a show, he will never attack another dog and more often than not he gets bullied by smaller dogs so I don't any reason he can't have a free run in the park.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

Only two weeks to go before the whiplet can join the madness!

scampopo (suzy), Sunday, 10 January 2021 02:33 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsYlAcDW4AA_3yw?format=jpg&name=large

it was nice to get away for a few days in Greenland last week.

calzino, Saturday, 23 January 2021 02:46 (four years ago)

Today's walk saw the return of the Miserable Old Couple Who Hate Dogs, who I haven't seen in ages (and had actually forgotten about). They hate anyone who has multiple dogs and/or loose dogs, so they will deliberately change direction in order to walk up the middle of your pack of dogs and then complain about the dogs "touching off" them. Today they left the path they were on and crossed to the path I was on with my dogs, and as they walked past me, the woman told me that Tess, my Jack Russell, had growled at her. Tess had not growled at her. They really are a miserable bloody pair.

trishyb, Friday, 29 January 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

people are so insane

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

the miserable arsehole quotient in the park has gone off the charts recently and with me not being very good at quietly walking from situations I've stopped going for a while now. Thankfully out further afield the paths are so muddy only fellow wandering weirdos seem to venture out that far and the few times I've stopped for a brief chat the main topic of conversation has invariably been: isn't the park full of miserable entitled dog-hating wankers these days.

calzino, Friday, 29 January 2021 19:55 (four years ago)

there is an entire anti-dog subreddit, it is absolutely bizarre

global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 January 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

I was thinking some of these people are so quick to mouth off and it often seems a like well practised routine they are going through, that they must have some kind of miserable arsehole group chat thing going on.

calzino, Friday, 29 January 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

Sad story in the NY Times a few days ago about an unleashed dog in the Catskills that attacked another dog and had to be put down:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/26/well/family/dog-attack.html

o. nate, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:26 (four years ago)

sad story but really going in on "dogs should be leashed" when the story is about a clearly dangerous dog that was just left outside unsupervised in an unfenced yard as far as i can tell from the story?

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, 29 January 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

Clearly there were other issues going on with the dog. It's sad though that dogs can be all sweetness and love with their families but turn into deranged killers with other strange dogs.

o. nate, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

my dog's approach to other strange dogs is so nervously cautious and longwinded and polite. Some dogs are violent but when you have one that has never attacked another dog in it's entire life - you do feel it's worth putting some trust in them.

calzino, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:45 (four years ago)

the one's he knows - then he just happily bounds up to them and runs around with them for a few minutes.

calzino, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:47 (four years ago)

I wouldn't even bother getting a dog if my intention was either to keep it the lead all the time or like my arsehole neighbour - keep the poor boy in a cage.

calzino, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:49 (four years ago)

I was terrified of dogs as a teenager because I was chased by one every other day as I walked to / from school across some fields. Now I have had my own dog I don't feel at all like this, but still think the farmers whose dogs chased me in the 90s were at best inconsiderate pricks.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 January 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

I got savaged by a farm Alsatian when I about 6 years old in Ireland. It left scars on my hand and chest for years. I just happened to be walking past it when it was eating a scrap of bread and the fucker just went for me. My da's reaction was apologetic to the owner - because it must have been my fault and I never even got a fucking TB jab! That was one from the memory bank I used as additional justification not to go the cunt's funeral!

calzino, Saturday, 30 January 2021 00:04 (four years ago)

when I was a kid in the late 70's - early 80's there were a lot of feral dogs about. My mum used to carry biscuits in her pocket going off to work as a please don't kill me offering to them so she could make it to the bus stop!

calzino, Saturday, 30 January 2021 00:09 (four years ago)

I've been bitten by a few dogs, one that I loved and knew me well and just got to aggro when we were playing.

Even though that article in the Times contains a caveat at the end, it will inevitably lead to more anti-pitbull sentiment, and for that reason alone, I say fuck that article.

No one ever mentions the breed when it isn't a pitbull-type dog, and the reasons behind that are classed and raced, afaict, and I'm not having it.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Saturday, 30 January 2021 13:20 (four years ago)

The first Google results of articles about dog breed attacks in the US also utilize erroneous and falsely-construed statistics from an anti-pitbull propaganda site.

I'm not making this up.

That times article is fucked.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Saturday, 30 January 2021 13:23 (four years ago)

It’s a horrifying story. I live in a place (London) where dogs are only really leashed on sidewalks and footpaths and the rest of the time they run around. It seems to me that leads to better socialization. The author seems to be implying that all dogs should be leashed... whenever they are outside and might encounter another dog? That seems like a recipe for really poorly socialized dogs who are MORE prone to unexpected behaviour? Anyway I was shocked that the author casually mentions her brother actually KICKED the problem dog the first time he met him?! Because the dog “came at” hers. I dunno them whole story is a little weird. After this attack that has left her dog covered in blood the pit bull’s owner just.. brings the pit bull back inside? Everybody goes home? No conversation about insurance? Anyway I guess I’m biased because I love letting my spaniel run around off the lead but the idea that you can live in a cabin in the Adirondacks with your dog and need to keep him on a lead at all times feels absolutely mental.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 January 2021 14:03 (four years ago)

when a dog is on the leash they develop an on the leash psychology are way more likely to bark or act aggressive at other dogs, off the lead is the only way they learn to socialise. Mine likes to occasionally act tough when he's on the lead but is much more cautious and friendly off it.

calzino, Saturday, 30 January 2021 14:09 (four years ago)

Where I live the only place where dogs are allowed to go off-leash is in a dog run. Not sure if they have those in London. It's just a fenced-in area inside a park for the purpose of dog owners bringing their dogs there and letting them off the leash. Outside of that, it's fairly rare to see a dog off a leash. Some people do let their dogs off the leash in other park areas, usually to play catch or something like that. There are also a few particular dogs who I sometimes see walking without a leash. One of them is a three-legged dog, I've seen numerous times with his owner. But those dogs always seem very well behaved and not at all threatening. It doesn't personally bother me, and I imagine people know their own dogs well enough to make the call. Where I live is a very dense urban environment though, where sidewalks are often narrow, congested and near busy streets with lots of traffic, so I imagine most people would want the extra control of a leash in any case. I think for most dogs who've been raised from puppyhood in an urban environment like this, who are used to meeting lots of strange dogs on the street, and who have probably almost never been in a serious dog fight, this is not at all unusual and the chances of anything more happening than the occasional heated exchange of barks and growls at the dog run are extremely low. For dogs raised in a rural environment or for dogs who spent some of their formative years as strays, who maybe have never worn a leash, who are naturally wary of any strange dog, I think this could be a very strange and threatening environment, and chances of a mishap are much higher. But people who adopt rescues kind of know what they signed up for.

o. nate, Monday, 1 February 2021 04:02 (four years ago)

You would hope, but it's often not the case. Some rescues are so keen to get the dogs off their books that they will give them into unsuitable homes, causing trouble for everyone. But that's one good thing about COVID: there are more people looking for dogs than there are dogs, so rescues can be a bit choosier.

There's a guy who lives near me who has a Malinois (Belgian shepherd) dog, the ones that are definitely the dog of choice these days for people who want to prove they can own a potentially dangerous dog. He did all the things you do with a dog like that when you want it to be antisocial: wouldn't ever let it near anyone while out walking it as a puppy, and shouted at it if it ever tried to interact with another dog. Now the dog is a young adult, and he walks it on crowded narrow pavements between his house and the beach by cycling on the path and letting the dog run behind him off-lead. Every time it stops to sniff something or somebody, he roars at it until it follows him again. One of these days it's going to run into the road to avoid someone coming out of their driveway, or another dog barking at it, and it's going to get hit by a car. And then he'll just get another one, because he's the kind of guy who only cares what his dog says about him, not what's best for his dog.

trishyb, Monday, 1 February 2021 12:03 (four years ago)

:/

my uncle had a belgian malinois named fiona but he lived way out in the middle of absolutely nowhere. apparently they are very loyal and their instinct is to protect their owner. he let it run around in the woods in his property and we asked him one time if he was ever worried it would just run off and he laughed and shook his head, like, that's the last thing in the world that would ever happen. he couldn't get the dog to ever leave him alone. but yeah they are huge and anybody who ever came close to my uncle would get some aggressive vibes from fiona (her name) until he told her to calm down. my kids lived in fear of fiona. and this was a very normal, socialized dog. can't even imagine what one who hadn't been treated well would act.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 February 2021 12:09 (four years ago)

I should say, the dog is fine. I don't think he beats it or anything. Its attitude when following him is very much "I'd love to stay and chat to you, but I have to follow this clown around to make sure he doesn't hurt himself."

trishyb, Monday, 1 February 2021 12:54 (four years ago)

We took home this buddy last week. Though he needs some training, he is a very good little guy (8 months) and gets along famously with out 8 year old American Staffordshire very well— she's happier (and more tired) than she's been since we lived in the woods.

His name is Wiz Wit'.

https://i.imgur.com/5EvxZQB.jpg

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 1 February 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

good lord that’s an adorable photo.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 February 2021 17:33 (four years ago)

beautiful dog!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 1 February 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

He's much more photogenic than our girl, who seems to hate having her photo taken.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 1 February 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

He's a beautiful dog. I bet he's delighted to be in your house.

trishyb, Monday, 1 February 2021 17:50 (four years ago)

He is! He was in foster, and previously was in an abusive situation where some asshole was obviously very mean to him— he has some shy/fearful behaviors that don't really manifest in "bad behavior," but things that are kind of odd. We'll be getting him used to a home where he'll be loved and spoiled properly, and it already seems to be coming along.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 1 February 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

Luckily, like our girl, he loves other dogs and loves people, which is a real relief— we attempted to adopt a pup last summer, and neither the fosters nor the shelter informed us that by "anxious" they meant "this dog lunges at random people for no reason." It...did not work out.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 1 February 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

Our dog has done the random lunge thing a few times, which is disconcerting, but we've worked with a trainer with him and it's gotten in much better control. For one thing we started giving him some anti-anxiety supplements, we also have some prescription anti-anxiety medication in reserve, but the supplements seem to be enough. We've also learned to be more alert to the things that set him off and to anticipate when something or someone is approaching that is likely to set him off, to be able to recognize when he's about to react, and to try to train him with positive reinforcement to look at us and acknowledge the presence of the anxiety-causing stimulus without reacting. It's a slow, gradual process, but he's on the right track.

o. nate, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

o.nate, this was at our elderly neighbor, at random people on the street, at a park ranger, trying to jump out of the car to attack the young woman handing me food in a drive-thru window. and this was when he was *on* prescription meds, and a high dose! he needed training and help that we weren't prepared to provide, because neither the fosters nor the shelter informed us that "occasional stranger danger and protectiveness" meant "wants to kill everything he sees." he got along great with us and with our other dog, but we live in a city— he would have been an excellent farm dog.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

i should say, the fosters took him back and got the shelter to begin paying for training.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:41 (four years ago)

and he is still up for adoption...though i think it might be a case of foster fail

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:42 (four years ago)

That's definitely a tough one to deal with in a city. It sounds like you made the right call. We live in a fairly dense city as well, so we have to be careful. He barked at an elderly guy the other night, because the sidewalk was slippery from snow and this tall elderly fellow was lumbering stiffly, doing his best Lon Chaney impression, which to be fair did look a bit creepy, and my dog started barking and pulling towards this guy. Luckily I had already started pulling him in the opposite direction when I saw this guy coming, because I suspected it would be trouble.

o. nate, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:46 (four years ago)

my brother-in-law's mother-in-law has a dog that is going to get in trouble some day. she doesn't work and he's never left alone, she walks him plenty, she takes him to training etc. but he is beyond anxious and protective of his owner and has too much aggression and im worried he will one day bite a kid or a small dog and have to be put-down. he's a doodle so im not really worried about what he will do with an adult - although it could get him trouble - but he has for instance bit me for no reason (i was leaving an apartment he was in and he assumed i was coming in and forgot he knew me (despite me walking past him towards the door?) and would've pierced skin if i weren't wearing a heavy jacket

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:47 (four years ago)

Ooof. The only times I've been bitten were when I was rough-housing with a pup and when I surprised a pup. Both times nothing major, and both times slightly deserved on my part.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

Though the latter was a dog named Queenie, who belonged to a guy named Ray who lived in his van next to the truck that we lived in. We got along great with Ray, and Queenie and I got along, but Ray had spent a decent amount of time in Santa Rita Prison, and he definitely had to *train* that dog to like us rather than want to kill us.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

<3 keeping up with this thread, even the trials/tribulations, as it's as close as I'm going to be able to get having my own for the time being.

Mike Mignola Electric Co. (Leee), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:57 (four years ago)

I have the opposite problem to some of you, in that I have ended up with a toy dog more or less by accident. Last week he went off his food and strongly hinted that he was terribly ill, so ill, mammy, I think I might be dying, mammy.
He screamed and ran away from a piece of carrot and he would not eat his walk treats for a couple of days. So he's just back from having tests and a full dental at the vets because I thought all the lepping about the living room and wiping his muzzle on the floor and screaming at his food might mean a broken tooth. €200. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just a prick.

trishyb, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

lol! some dogs are just proper dickheads.

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

I saw a video of a dog that was limping so was taken for an expensive x-ray at the vets which showed there was absolutely nothing wrong, it turned out because the owner was on crutches at this time the dog was putting on a solidarity limp!

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Just had a weird and somewhat upsetting reaction while out walking the dogs. I saw an older woman on the sidewalk walking toward me with a tiny Yorkie. I walked my dogs out into the street because no cars were coming, and then once I passed her, I went back onto the sidewalk. She then decided to stop, and my younger dog got a little aggro because he wanted to play— I had him under control, though, and there was no chance he was getting near this woman's dog.

She proceeded to start yelling at me to control my dog, then yelling about how her dog had already been bitten by a larger dog, and then how "all these people" have big dogs and don't know how to control them. She kept repeating "control your dog" to me, and so I just sort of stopped and looked at her as she was ranting at me. I then said, "I have him under control, ma'am, as you can see," and then a young man watching this whole scene said to me, "Hey man, stay calm," at which point I said, "I am calm, she came for me!" and then proceeded to walk on, saying a few select curses under my breath.

Am I right to say that this is weird behavior? I legit don't understand why she was so aggressive toward me.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:19 (four years ago)

I've dealt with quite a few like that, it's almost a well rehearsed routine they are just dying to use on someone. Things have been better since I stopped going into the park to avoid arseholes like that. And going a bit more off the beaten track you tend to bump into a more chilled set of dog walkers (with them off the lead) and we've had a few conversation about how the park has been taken over by lots of miserable arseholes and it's currently a no-go zone.

calzino, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

I mean, she was probably trying to get out something about the trauma of having her dog bit before, but instead it came out as really needlessly aggressive.

Believe it or not, if I see her again I actually want to apologize to her, because I really intended no harm. That young man, though, can fuck right off.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

I live in a very densely populated area with an exceptionally large concentration of both people who are highly neurotic (including myself, probably) and dogs.
I wanna say these kinds of encounters, though unpleasant, are just an inevitability and will happen from time to time when you are walking a dog and ime there is nothing you can really do to resolve it. I def don't think you're wrong but i also don't think it really benefits anyone to fixate on this or on who is in the wrong here, my suggestion would be to just try and put it out of your mind.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

xp
Yeah the young guy was obv a prick.

My own situation is still annoying a lot really because it's a really nice park with a moated island at bottom containing the remains of ancient hall. And I'd been frequenting the place for 10 years without any troublesome encounters until last year. I definitely wouldn't apologise to any of the people I've previously told to fuck off there.

calzino, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:35 (four years ago)

I probably would’ve hit her with a ‘really?!?’ and some kind of obvious disdainful facial expression before moving right along, because you don’t owe people like that, who are spoiling for some kind of confrontation, anything at all.

Having said that, my puppy is the dickhead who will steal your dog’s ball and run circles around any human or beast until he’s bored. Thank goodness most of the other people walking their dogs around here are pretty nice.

scampopo (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

I've had a very few encounters like this, but Deflatormouse, I think you're in the right.

I guess I just try very hard to be a good and conscientious dog owner, and when people accuse me of being otherwise when I'm clearly not doing anything wrong, it gets me riled up.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

What annoys me is my dog has grown up a lot in the last year and his approach to other dogs is more often than not impeccable these days. He takes it slowly and kowtows down for a minute or two. He never just runs up to them unless he knows them. He's almost perfectly socialised at this point and people want to shout at me.

calzino, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

But the danger is when you are constantly rowing with these types of ill mannered angry ants you might just become as bad as them and there is only a finite amount of people you cant tell to f-off before they start forming a club to do you in!

calzino, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

It's funny to say "put it out of your mind," (which is obviously the right thing to do) because when something like this happens at the start of a dog walk, well, you now have an hour or so to do nothing but chew over what was said to you and what an asshole the other person was.

I also find that, for me anyway, humour can help (also my dogs are small). Shouting things like "you thieving little bastard!" at them when they rob a ball and run off with it, or "you don't own the path, you know" when they bark at other dogs can help to defuse potential narkiness. Most of the time. But my god, my list of grievances is long and the retaliatory speeches I compose in my head are extensive and detailed.

trishyb, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

The other day we were in the dunes and the things I thought were grassy tussocks were in fact camouflaged soldiers from the local army base, all pointing guns at us. The dogs were NOT amused, and barked A LOT at the soldiers and even ran towards them. "If this was Lebanon we'd all be shot, you dopey shite!" I told them. The soldiers smiled a bit, which is probably the best you can hope for in that situation.

trishyb, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:41 (four years ago)

haha whoa.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:51 (four years ago)

My experience is that little yappy dogs are frequently instigators, and most of those times their owners brush it off by saying it's cute or otherwise babying them. This has always struck me as fucked because regardless of size, they are being aggressive! And I say this having once had a gigantic Great Dane who was completely docile and loving, and as a result got bullied by Chihuahuas and other little shits repeatedly.

Mostly these days I take the dog (a rescue hound mix) to the local park, and she does well. Lately her game has been to get her mouth on a ball, whether one I brought to play with or one of the many abandoned at the park, and take it to other random people, drop it, look at them, and then start howl-barking hound style at them until they throw it. I also use humor to deflate those situations (“they're not here for your entertainment”, etc) and I don't think anyone has gotten seriously annoyed, but I do wish she'd stop because it gets old.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

wow!

yeah Trishyb, I still have a whole speech prepared to the guy who yelled at me across the local green a few years ago about letting my dog poo there. he started yelling at me as i was picking up the business, saying, "kids play there, curb your dog means take it to the curb, etc" and i just stared at him dumbly because what he was saying was so demonstrably hostile and stupid that i had no idea how to respond. (kids don't play there, the playground is on the other side of the green, that isn't what curbing your dog means, please shut up)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

Holy shit, trishyb

I found that kind of dog aggro was almost always preemptive, often obnoxious and generally unnecessary. People's reactions are several steps ahead sometimes, like they're responding to a worst possible scenario which has not yet occurred and is not going to occur when it comes to dogs.

It def made my blood boil sometimes, I remember a lot of encounters like the one Table described and a few truly astonishing horror stories.

There has got to be a thread on here for posting the prepared orations against assholes we've carried around for years, and if not there should be.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:32 (four years ago)

My dog is frequently an instigator, but it's from anxiety rather than aggression. He gets very anxious if it seems like another dog is coming straight at him, it doesn't really matter how small or harmless the other dog is. When he gets anxious he gets very loud and sounds frankly a bit scary, snarling and barking to let the other dog know that he's capable of anything. He reacts the same way to other things that make him anxious, such as loud trucks passing by.

o. nate, Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:36 (four years ago)

Young one dive-bombed our older pup today *while she was taking a poo*. I've never been so angry with a dog.

Has anyone used CBD stuff on their pups? I don't want to get him on dog xanax, mostly because it's very expensive and he is quite a normal puppy, but Christ, we just need him to calm the fuck down.

a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 March 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

mine was nuts when he was a pup and I had to put him on a muzzle for six months because he would try and eat literally anything outside, including dogshit and spent condoms. And inside I had to constantly watch after he nearly died from a sock blocking his small intestine. It can be a very stressful period but I think more often than not there is light at the end of the tunnel.

calzino, Thursday, 11 March 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

Yeah, they really can be little bastards, but eventually they calm down and cop themselves on and it gets easier.

trishyb, Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:30 (four years ago)

I guess we just got lucky with our first one, who had a few bad behaviors but has always been pretty mellow.

Part of the issue is that this guy came from a sort of unknown (assumedly abusive or traumatic) situation, and is developing late, so he's 10 months old but acts like a 4 or 5 month old puppy. Wouldn't be a problem except he's getting honking big!

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:29 (four years ago)

Widget tries to eat loads of random shit off the ground but accepts me whipping the things from his mouth.

scampopo (suzy), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

yeah I've done the same thousands of times, the problem I have is that it turned into a game with him and he's got a very competitive game-playing nature. One day I bumped into two climbers who were practicing on old train bridge. They had a wooden hand brush which I assumed was for brushing moss off the sandstone where they are climbing. Anyway the little bastard knicks it and it took 20 mins to get it back off him and he was gleefully running rings around us all!

calzino, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

We just got Josie, who is a Mi-Ki. They look like tiny Chewbaccas or Ewoks:

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51057693562_0993b0cb39.jpg

DJI, Monday, 22 March 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

okay i died

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:17 (four years ago)

so little!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:38 (four years ago)

It’s National Puppy Day!

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZeX6amL

scampopo (suzy), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

Long-term ambition fulfilled. Finally got a dog.
Doonie has come to live with us.
Day 5, I'm exhausted and very happy.
https://imgur.com/a/ELLKRVK

woof, Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

OMG! Total cutie!

Ovid-19 (Leee), Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:05 (four years ago)

very cute.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

Cute AF.

scampopo (suzy), Thursday, 1 April 2021 18:34 (four years ago)

Aw

DJI, Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

the other day this dog walker with a little Maltese type looking dog falsely accused my dog of biting her dog for the second time. I said I can't take you seriously when you lie like this, my dog get's bullied by French Bulldogs and doesn't bite other dogs, particularly smaller ones and never has. He just playfully ran around the dog when it barked at him, even with my shit eyesight I had 20/20 vision on the whole *incident*. I replied just go to the park if you are too uptight about your dog interacting with other dogs and stop trying to spoil this place for everyone else you miserable arsehole. And she replied menacingly "just you you wait till you pass my house again". And then pulls out her phone and threateningly looks at me me like she is ringing the police. I just thought fuck it I'll carry on with my walk and ignore this deranged arsehole. I walked another quarter of a mile and saw this angry dot on the landscape shouting death threats at me. And then it dawned on me she had called her thick as pigshit lump of gammon boyfriend to come out and beat me up! I have a good idea who he is and am not remotely scared of him, but because a lot of the time I'm with my autistic son, she has effectively put me in a situation where I can't bring him there anymore with the dog because you do have to do a risk assessment as a carer, occasionally. Anyway the whole unsavoury incident reminded me why I mostly prefer walking with the dog in deepest possible cuts of nature locations and avoiding bumping into as few a humans as possible.

calzino, Thursday, 1 April 2021 22:42 (four years ago)

A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast pic.twitter.com/R1T8VZ5Kpt

— Ali Özkök (@Ozkok_A) April 2, 2021

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 2 April 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

Anyway the whole unsavoury incident reminded me why I mostly prefer walking with the dog in deepest possible cuts of nature locations and avoiding bumping into as few a humans as possible.

I mean, this is me most of the time anyway, but doubly so if there's a chance of drama.

trishyb, Friday, 2 April 2021 18:47 (four years ago)

I'd gotten a bit lazy in the quagmire season but am back to 6-7 miles a day now - so it isn't all bad.

calzino, Friday, 2 April 2021 20:32 (four years ago)

We're not allowed go more than 5k from our house.

trishyb, Friday, 2 April 2021 23:17 (four years ago)

I'm talking two daily walks here so I wouldn't be breaking Irish rules either!

calzino, Friday, 2 April 2021 23:22 (four years ago)

If you are one of those people with a new puppy, please please please get them acclimatized to having their claws clipped and their hair brushed and people putting their hands into their mouths to take stuff out and all that other stuff. By the time we get dogs in our house, they've usually been neglected to the point that they won't let you do any of those things. I had to take Kittser to the vet today to have his claws clipped because he will bite me if I try to do it at home. It took two nurses to do it, and he was so stressed out by the whole experience that he got sick in the car. He's a poor little sausage.

trishyb, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:24 (four years ago)

when Douglas had dry pads that were cracking I tried to apply some sudocrem and he growled and tried to take my hand off and that was when he was quite young. He's used to me taking things out of his mouth without getting so radged although at least thankfully not so much these days. But when I've had to change bandages on his paws he has always had to be muzzled, he feels totally attacked if you go near his paws. My last dog wasn't like this and feel like it might be quite a complex emotional trauma buried deep within his psyche or something!

calzino, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

Yeah, it doesn't help if their paws are already sore when you start handling them, I guess. Poor Douglas.

trishyb, Thursday, 8 April 2021 09:26 (four years ago)

As a new dog obsessive parent I've been trying to get him used to everything. Brushing is going ok (it's managing his determination to see brush as chew toy rather than any aggro), we're ok around the mouth so far and I've done a bit of paw/claw handling but I'm a way away from a proper clip.

No vaccinations yet, so he hasn't seen much of the outside world - turns into a wriggler and moaner if I try to walk him out in my arms or a sling & clearly wants to be down and sniffing about. We've got a bit of a garden for him to play around in, but the sooner I can get him seeing the world, the better.

But he's a pretty confident & trusting little beast - just hope that I don't screw it up over the coming months.

woof, Thursday, 8 April 2021 11:34 (four years ago)

Nominative DogtermiNism !

calzino, Thursday, 8 April 2021 11:42 (four years ago)

hah dogs have been near the front of my mind for a long time!

woof, Thursday, 8 April 2021 11:50 (four years ago)

Widget at nearly six months is happy to be left for a couple of hours if bribed with some kind of bone, a scatter of treats, or (his favourite which he knows by name) BLUEBERRIES. I can do one or two claws at a time - he doesn’t mind his feet being handled at all but if the clipper comes out, he won’t cooperate.

scampopo (suzy), Thursday, 8 April 2021 13:00 (four years ago)

I don't think I've ever met a dog that doesn't love blueberries.

Our AmStaff Canela's favorite meal? Beef and peas. We serve it to her every year on her adoptiversary.

Our young one is an annoying little shit and we're all still getting used to each other. He just doesn't have any goddamn manners, so it will take a bit...luckily he's very smart and still young, so very trainable.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:29 (four years ago)

(Also strawberries, if they're sweet. God Nela loves strawbs)

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:29 (four years ago)

Heeeeeeere's Josie!

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51102126801_c1a8e21b63_c.jpg

DJI, Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

is that even a dog???

idk I think she's her own species

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:15 (four years ago)

or a gremlin

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:17 (four years ago)

She is so damn fluffy and cuddly and fun. Still working on the whole come-when-called thing though :P

DJI, Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

adorable

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

"Still working on the whole come-when-called thing though"

my dog is 2 and a three quarter years old and am still working on that project, but at least now when I call him he'll stop and wait for me and wait for me to put him back on the leash which is some progress I suppose.

"just hope that I don't screw it up over the coming months."

it's just like with human kids, you should never be too hard on yourself about your failures - because no matter how hard you try they will embarrass the fuck out of you one day and that is where the unconditional love is needed most!

calzino, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

I'm thinking bout castration at the moment and am very conflicted, been through all this before but this time it seems a much tougher decision. I mean wtf gives you the right to surgically mutilate your best friend? I just don't know anything anymore tbh.

calzino, Friday, 9 April 2021 02:38 (four years ago)

Very consistently-voiced "come" commands, coupled with consitently-delivered treats on arrival, was all it took to get out dog to come when called. Then again, she'd probably run through a brick wall for food.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 9 April 2021 03:35 (four years ago)

Re: castration/neutering, if you’re not planning to breed from a dog, the stats on canine testicular cancer in lads and pyometra in female dogs suggest it’s a good idea to have a dog fixed. With larger dogs and sighthounds, it’s supposed to be advisable to wait until they’re two to let growth hormones do their job.

scampopo (suzy), Friday, 9 April 2021 05:47 (four years ago)

yes I've emcountered a dog before where the owner told me he was castrated too early and the poor lad had a very unfortunate shrill whistle of a bark. I probably would have got him "done" by now and would have done if it wasn't for the lockdown. Thanks for that bit of perspective, Suzy - it probably does probably make a lot of sense to get it done for various reasons.

calzino, Friday, 9 April 2021 06:52 (four years ago)

probs probs!

calzino, Friday, 9 April 2021 06:52 (four years ago)

Also with sighthounds, early neutering basically hands them arthritis due to aforementioned growth plates not closing properly. My beloved Wilf was fixed around six/seven months and at 10.5 has started arthritis meds - early for a whippet. Poor Wilf is also experiencing early dementia and macular degeneration and I well up whenever I think about it.

Widget is pedigreed (granny, aunties and mum owned by breeder all show locally and at Crufts) and I’m thinking of letting him sire a litter before having him fixed because the stud fee can be one of the pups, who would go to Wilf’s family as a gift if they lose him before Widget turns three.

scampopo (suzy), Friday, 9 April 2021 07:02 (four years ago)

I reckon I could pimp Douglas out even though he's bit of a rough diamond. When I bumped into a kennel club type he told me in quite eugenic terms what a magnificent specimen he is and the matriarch from a local farm hinted that she would be quite happy if *something happened* between him and her golden retriever. But alas I think his nuts are going to go before he gets that chance ;;

calzino, Friday, 9 April 2021 09:06 (four years ago)

I'm very negative about dog breeding and puppies, but even I wouldn't begrudge someone a Douglas pup.

There's a setter called Cooper who lives near us who normally hangs out in front of his house near the beach and comes down to play with his dog pals as they go by. He is one of Kittser's best pals for running about with, and Kitt has even got to the stage of going all the way up to Cooper's yard to see if he's around for a run. But today we met Cooper out on his actual walk with his human man, on a lead. Poor Kitt just couldn't understand it. He ran up to Cooper and shouted and shouted at him from every possible angle to get him to run, but no joy. He was so dejected when I clipped him onto his own lead and dragged him away.

trishyb, Friday, 9 April 2021 14:54 (four years ago)

Good boy is seeing Darth Vader for the first time... pic.twitter.com/KMDvY8mBBG

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 8, 2021

Darin, Friday, 9 April 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

OMG that poor puppy!

Tahini Coates (Leee), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:16 (four years ago)

I totally wish I could adopt Prancer, but I think he would hate me:

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile. pic.twitter.com/rdn3X6GeWH

— Hot Little Mongoose (@HLMongoose) April 9, 2021

Darin, Saturday, 10 April 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

two years pass...

We are having a lot of trouble with our young one. Had to really convince my partner not to just immediate surrender him today. It’s going to take a shitload of money but i love this little fucker.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 22 May 2023 22:41 (two years ago)

That sucks. I hope you're able to get it sorted, whatever it is.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 09:05 (two years ago)

how old is he?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 09:06 (two years ago)

He’s about 3. Sweet as pie with our other dog, incredibly affectionate and wonderful with people— and seemingly wants to kill every other dog he sees.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 10:54 (two years ago)

Sorry table, that's a horrible stress and hard work. Good luck to you and the boy.

woof, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 11:21 (two years ago)

It really is. God, it's so common nowadays, too. Every other dog I see in rescue has this problem. Funny enough, one of our little dogs has a very slight version of it, in that you would definitely describe him as "dog reactive". He shouts and bares his teeth at other dogs when he's on the lead on the street, and has to be dragged away from them. He will not focus on anything else if he sees a dog in the distance he wants to go over to. He will struggle to slip his lead and get away from you to go and see a dog he wants to see. But it's all because he actually loves other dogs and wants desperately to spend his days in a big dog gang. When we are with dogs he knows and they are all off the lead together, he is so happy. But we rarely get that opportunity. I'm very lucky that he's small enough for this not to be a real issue. If he was bigger, I would not be able to handle him and we would need to really address it. I hope you can get it sorted with time and training.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 11:30 (two years ago)

i have this exact same issue with my rescue dog too, except it is only half the time. my partner and i joke that she has 2 very distinct personalities. it is impossible to predict which one she will be each time we go out so i always have to be very vigilant about other dogs approaching. when she does go for other dogs, she particularly seems to want to go for bigger dogs who generally just laugh her off as she is so small, but i do worry one day she will meet her match and a dog will fight her back (it almost hppened one time). my brother in law has her brother and he is exactly the same with other dogs but is significantly bigger and stronger and therefore it is much more of an issue. working on it with training but it seems to be a very slow process.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 12:52 (two years ago)

It's so hard to deal with, too, because one of the big factors is YOUR nerves and tension, so trainers always say "just relax" and you're like "how can I relax when I'm waiting for some terrible thing to happen?"

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:34 (two years ago)

Did you guys ever see Dog Borstal? It was great

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mkcy

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:36 (two years ago)

I went looking for uploads on youtube and found Dog Borstal (1962) instead

woof, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:44 (two years ago)

Jesus, that poor retriever. If a child did that to one of my dogs I would simply let the dog eat the child.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:51 (two years ago)

yeah my dog used to be unpredictable and reactive with other dogs, he was a big guy and walking him could be a pain in the neck. his body would tense up if there was a dog approaching from 2 blocks away! which is always because we live in manhattan 😂
he mellowed out a lot in his old age though, and was finally able to socialize. by then he'd developed a "reputation" in my building and nobody wanted to let their dog near him, of course. but he got to play with every dog he met in the park.

hope there's a happy ending to this story too 🐕♥️

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:54 (two years ago)

xp yeah sorry probably should have put a 'cheerful 60s dog torment' warning on that.

woof, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:57 (two years ago)

we are getting with a dog behaviorist and doing training, too— we cannot have what happened happen again. he really is the sweetest guy, and incredibly smart and driven to please, so i think we just need to be consistent and confident as we go through the process. in the meantime, i am reinforcing all his basic training and commands, and he is doing so well.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:07 (two years ago)

I really hope it works out for you.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:09 (two years ago)

my dog seems to alternate roughly 50/50 between friendly and playful Labrador charm offensive and very annoying, dog reactive shouty thug. It's really annoying because I can't predict how he will react to other dogs apart from certain friends of his that he has played with since a puppy. I used to think he only he only get's aggressive with big dogs as a lot of his play buddies are cocker spaniels and the daft fucker kept trying to start on a Great Dane (a really gentle and lovely one as well) but sometimes he acts like a dick with smaller dogs as well. I was in denial about this problem at first and his behaviour was getting me into trouble. But now I only let him off the lead when I'm out in remote places where I can see other dogs approaching from a big distance.

calzino, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 15:52 (two years ago)

The only thing I have really learned about when dogs get into it is that the humans have to stay calm and keep it casual. Years ago one of my dogs was attacked. I got into a shouting match with the owner, and the dog that was attacked never liked to stop on a walk after that. If I stopped to talk to anyone, he would get really anxious and start barking loudly until we walked on. And with Kitt, who chases big dogs and won't come back, I used to get extremely frustrated and annoyed, until I realised that this was what had caused Bruno to start attacking big dogs, where he never used to. He obviously just figured if he could drive the big dog away, Kitt wouldn't get into trouble and I wouldn't get angry. So now I'm very careful not to get angry, even if everyone is being a dick, and it has helped. Kitt got chomped by a narky dog about a year ago, and neither I nor the other dog's owner got thick about it, and now Kitt stays away from that dog, but he isn't traumatized or anything.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 17:48 (two years ago)

yeah it took me a long time to learn about the value of calmness in fraught situations with humans and dogs not acting civil, lol. You need to remember that if you get angry yourself even if the other dog owner is acting like a prick then it still isn't a proper response and isn't going to do any good for the outcome at all. It's always so good when another dog owner is calm and not a complete dick in these situations. Someone who understands that not all interactions between dogs can be perfect, and there is no need to start yelling as a first response.

calzino, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:02 (two years ago)

when I say it took me a long time, my last dog was such an angel I never had cause to think about this stuff.

calzino, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:05 (two years ago)

one month passes...

RIP to our Lulu Baloo, she was the best dog. She came when we called her the first time we walked her and never had to be on a lead after that (except beside the road, obvioulsy). She never ever chased horses or cats, and once got such a fright when a rabbit ran past her that she had to hide behind me for a minute. She never wanted anything more out of life than a ball and some other dogs to run around with, maybe a bit of a swim, and then a sofa to cuddle up on when the day was done. She never cared about children, just treated them like tiny adults. She accepted every foster, cat or dog, who came into our house. She became arthritic quite young, which then led to her falling and having a bad back injury when she was only seven, and her mobility has been deteriorating steadily since then, with her pain levels increasing year on year. Recently she started falling down a lot, and for months now her "walk" has been me driving down to where we used to walk, taking her out of the car for a five-minute totter and a sniff (timed to get a few biscuits from passing dogwalkers, of course), then taking her home again. She had been pooping in the house for a long time because she had no nerves in her back end, but lately had started wetting her bed too. Once she stopped eating anything but chicken, we knew it was time. She was just the greatest dog.

trishyb, Friday, 7 July 2023 10:03 (one year ago)

rip lulu. ;_;

Tracer Hand, Friday, 7 July 2023 10:12 (one year ago)

aw RIP ♥️

Chrissy Zebby Tembo No Sa Rembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo (Deflatormouse), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:09 (one year ago)

just gave my dog some pets in honor of Lulu

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:22 (one year ago)

it's such sad news, she sounded like a grand old dame.

calzino, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:28 (one year ago)

She sounds lovely, I'm so sorry!

Our Sally is getting to that point (my parents almost made the decision on Monday), so this is going to be a tough time for us.

Last of the Mojitos (Leee), Friday, 7 July 2023 16:30 (one year ago)

just gave my dog some pets in honor of Lulu

It's definitely what she would have wanted.

Thanks, all.

trishyb, Friday, 7 July 2023 20:27 (one year ago)

this very pissed up guy who is normally quite placid was walking past my house and asked if he could come into my garden and say hello to my dog. I know his mother and know he has been suffering from depression since his 17 yr old Springer Spaniel passed. It was all awkwardly ok until I noticed him pinching my dog's paw until he whimpered. I said what the fuck are you doing to my dog here, dickhead?. Got no response and he carried on talking as if nothing had happened. I thought, right - it's time to get this fucking weirdo out of my space. I started with polite hints that he ought to fuck off now, but then he started being reasonable for a few minutes and then after a short period pinched my dog's paw again until he whimpered again and I seriously warned him this time. That was the closest I've got to punching someone in decades.

calzino, Friday, 7 July 2023 21:29 (one year ago)

my dog bit my thumb last week - blackened nail and some blood minor injury. It was a reaction bite to me pointing at him and aggressively telling him not to eat something dodgy he had picked up in the park. It's typical that he'll bite me for being a concerned parent but not some rando psychopath who is squeezing his paw

calzino, Friday, 7 July 2023 21:59 (one year ago)

The squeezing the paws bit is really weird. A neighbour visited my house once with her husband, a man I didn't really know. She had two big dogs of her own, though, so I figured he was fine with dogs. Our dog Cody jumped up to greet him and he decided he didn't like this, so to "teach" Cody, he took his paws and squeezed them hard. Cody cried out and wet himself (because he was that kind of dog, and also he had arthritis in his paws). I was so shocked I didn't immediately kick them out. I did say "don't do that," and he said "oh, it's just to teach him not to jump up". I immediately ushered the dogs out of the kitchen into the living room and shut the door so he couldn't do them any more harm, and we had a stiffly polite cup of tea at the kitchen table and then they left and I never spoke to them again.

trishyb, Saturday, 8 July 2023 10:07 (one year ago)

I had a feeling this paw squeezing thing might be some "training technique" that appeals to cruel idiots, maybe even some some psycho dog trainers teach it. Like as if it's somehow more permissible and less brutal than hitting a dog or something.

calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2023 10:29 (one year ago)

sorry to hear about yr pup, trishyb.

if anyone did anything like the to my dogs i’d politely break their hands.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 8 July 2023 11:42 (one year ago)

my best friend’s dad used to immediately bite his dogs on the ear if they did something really naughty but he never did it with anyone else’s lol

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 8 July 2023 14:16 (one year ago)

I was talking to this headcase window cleaner who told me he pinned down his Alsatian and bit his nose when he snapped at him. And apparently this normal behaviour is how you establish that you are the boss! He really thinks he's a dog nutrition expert as well was once giving me unwanted advice and this is someone who regularly feeds his dog human food like seasoned pork sausages, which can be absolutely toxic for dogs.

calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2023 14:42 (one year ago)

Widget has never had pork, because Americans generally don’t feed it to dogs. Relatedly, there are not as many cases of pancreatitis in American dogs.

I hold his paws all the time, though. They are around the size of a blood pressure bulb pump so you can see the appeal?

steely flan (suzy), Saturday, 8 July 2023 16:19 (one year ago)

my brother got a puppy!! he's a King Charles (ugh) Spaniel named Jack. he is pretty much the Tazmanian Devil from looney Tunres, a walking vortex of chaos. their house is a disaster area. i love him.

my old roommate's girlfriend's girlfriend did that when she met my dog... "oooh he looks just like my dogs from back home in indiana", or iowa or wherever the fuck she was from. "they love it when you massage between their paw pads like this!" and my buddy was clearly not loving it. i think i asked her politely to stop and she insisted that he loved it. i couldn't fucking stand her, i ended up moving out of that apartment because the girlfriend was driving me nuts.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:08 (one year ago)

(minus one 'girlfriend's')

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:09 (one year ago)

As someone who recently adopted a black lab (from my ailing mother-in-law, who can no longer care for herself, let alone a dog), I would not recommend one.

Our other dog is a pit bull/German short-haired pointer mix, whom we also adopted. She's probably the best dog I've ever shared space with. Great personality, excellent with kids, very loyal and protective.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:13 (one year ago)

As someone who recently adopted a black lab ... I would not recommend one.

hardest of hard disagrees there, they are the best

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:17 (one year ago)

Tbf, he's relatively young (three years old), and has no experience living with anyone other than an old lady and a blind, deaf Dalmatian. But he's just kind of dumb, and he's way too aggressive (barking, not biting) towards my 12-year-old's friends.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:18 (one year ago)

And he fucking terrorizes our cats.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:19 (one year ago)

I don’t dig Labs in general unless they are trained well and have a lot of room to roam and explore. Otherwise they are awful.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:38 (one year ago)

Like the only lab I ever truly loved lives on an island in Maine and has hardly ever been on leash and is sweet as pie. But most dogs with that kind of life would be!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 02:39 (one year ago)

weird, my black lab mostly just wanted to be around me and eat whatever i was eating. by that measure, i think he had a good life, though i felt bad that he was stuck in a cramped apartment so much of the time. he was dog reactive and pulled on the leash, so walking him could be stressful. otherwise, he was calm, affectionate, and above all patient. i've never known such a patient dog. he was not a barker rolled over for belly rubs. he was very persistent, and convincing, at asking for food. lost interest in chasing animals after 2 seconds.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 03:21 (one year ago)

i used to do the trust exercise with him where you cover your hand in peanut butter and let him lick it off, such a sweetheart. i filmed it once dressed as a lion tamer 🦁

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 03:23 (one year ago)

"he was dog reactive and pulled on the leash, so walking him could be stressful"

sounds a bit like my black lab, his behaviour has got me into trouble a few times but he can also be an absolute charmer. Also his obsessive scavenging can be a problem outdoors and his endless plotting to raid human food in the house is a constant challenge and source of amusement to me. He's such a handsome rogue I can never fall out with him for long. I recently read somewhere that pouring old vegetable oil into the soil in your garden is good way of disposing of it and contains minerals that are beneficial for the soil. Only I didn't realise it would mean he would spend 10 minutes licking the soil on the spot where I poured it every time I let him out in the garden, that's how bad his scavenging is so had to put a stop that method of disposal.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 04:59 (one year ago)

Black labs are meant to be out in the fields and rivers all day long. It's what they're built for. YMMV, but in general the younger ones in particular need a lot more exercise than people realize in order to be placid in the house. When we had one, he got an hour of off-lead running around and swimming a day, plus two shorter on-lead walks around our housing estate. He was an absolute pet in the house. His favourite thing was to hold your arm in his mouth when he was sitting beside you. A real gun dog.

Highly recommend getting the 12-year-old's friends to give him chicken from their pockets whenever they see him and the barking will magically stop.

trishyb, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 07:18 (one year ago)

My friend has adopted a long-termer from a rescue. He's a six-year-old black lab with a murky history. She's had him for about five months, but now she is ready to let me meet him, which will mean her walking him past the gate of my house at a prearranged time. I will stand outside my house, greet her, ignore the dog, chat for a minute, then let them go on. That's meet one. Meets two and three, I will casually give him chicken from my pocket and become the magic chicken lady. Then meet four I will be allowed to talk to him and possibly look him in the eye. Man, the dedication of some people who take in dogs. I couldn't manage it.

trishyb, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 07:22 (one year ago)

my black lab apparently is a Drakeshead or roughly from that lineage of gun dogs or at least looks like that. I bought him from some plasterer bloke who bred his labs at home because I couldn't be bothered dealing with KC people. He's much bigger than most labs I see and hasn't got the stamina for all day countryside action. Just playing catch up with a mad springer spaniel for half an hour and he's knackered and will sleep for hours. I'd say a 3 mile walk is more than enough for him.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 08:07 (one year ago)

loads of black labs around our area. afraid I'm not really a dog person and would never own one but whenever I play golf in the early morning, like this morning for instance, will spot at least 6 or 7 during the round. golf course next to a forest must be heavenly for them and it does make me happy to see them bouncing around as long as they don't bounce up on me. if they do I find standing stock still and ignoring them usually works and most owners are relieved if you don't make a big deal of it.

only problem seems to come when they bark at people riding horses which tbf I've only witnessed a handful of times.

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 08:17 (one year ago)

got a nice pic of my dog touching noses with a horse, but he might have barked at them once or twice when he was a pup.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 08:42 (one year ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FP_H-kXX0AYRZ3D?format=jpg&name=medium

might as well

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 08:47 (one year ago)

Awww.

trishyb, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 08:57 (one year ago)

Widget (a whippet, and small for a boy) is intimidated by black Labs and saves his angriest barking and lead pulling for any he randomly meets. I attempt to mitigate his behaviour to onlookers by reining him in and calling him a wanker, so at least they know I also find it unacceptable. However, he is fine off the lead apart from an initial ‘challenge’ to determine whether the retriever before him is The Enemy. Two related problems:

RNIB walk a lot of guide dogs through my neighbourhood because their offices are nearby. You can imagine what Widget thinks about this, and he also despises the other guide dog type - any shepherd breed.

Rupert Everett lives around the corner from us and recently added a black Lab to his household.

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 09:42 (one year ago)

there is this lovely white whippet I see in the park who my lab is sometimes friendly with. The whippet is a bit skittish and was trembling once while Douglas cautiously approached him, but has got a lot braver since and will bark at him sometimes now from a safe distance, they are both as bad as each other. Can never predict if they are going to be friendly or have a shouting match.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 10:29 (one year ago)

Widget is bolshy as fuck, for a whippet.

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 12:41 (one year ago)

Thanks for the advice, trishyb. He does get a lot of time outdoors, although probably not enough. He has bonded quite well with the other dog, which helps.

Honestly, we took this dog in as an act of kindness, and I want it to work. My son (the 12 year old, the only one still living at home) adores him.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 13:28 (one year ago)

Only I didn't realise it would mean he would spend 10 minutes licking the soil on the spot where I poured it every time I let him out in the garden

omg DYING 😂🤣😭
sounds about right.

that picture is gold! Douglas is indeed a handsome boy.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 16:16 (one year ago)

My dog is a black lab. He weighs about 80 pounds. He seems to attract a lot of barking from other dogs as well. He also pulls a lot on the leash and barks loudly at just about anything that he doesn't like (which includes trucks, delivery people, other dogs, construction workers, etc.) So he is kind of a pain in the ass. He also is an incorrigible garbage eater. He can smell a pizza crust from a block away and will dive into the gutter to grab one (usually dislocating my shoulder in the process). Very loyal and affectionate though.

o. nate, Friday, 28 July 2023 18:46 (one year ago)

lol they are such incorrigible fuckers when it comes to scavenging food. I have to keep mine on the lead in areas near houses where I know stupid people throw big piles of bread over the wall in spots where birds will never eat it because its in prime cat predation territory. So this bread turns into a disgusting mouldy blue mush and he will eat the lot of it. And pizza crusts, yes he waits until I am out of sight and does bin raids if he smells pizza crust in there. If he didn't make me laugh so much I would be completely exasperated with his behaviour.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:02 (one year ago)

Mine has now figured out how to bypass the strap we hooked to the basement door to keep him away from the cats' food and litterbox. They are now even more terrorized (and hungry). This dog has pushed me into an arms race; in addition to the baby gate I put up in the hallway to keep him out of the back of the house, I now have to install a cat door.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:05 (one year ago)

I'm sure I've shared the story of our emergency trip to the vets one night with our black lab foster who found his way into the food press and inhaled so much dry dog food so quickly that it completely blocked his innards and changed his body shape.

trishyb, Friday, 28 July 2023 19:07 (one year ago)

I do remember that one trishyb and have retold it to other ppl in the Lab network.

I was talking to this Lab owner who in desperation unscrewed her living room and kitchen door handles and fixed them back them upside down - lol, like that was going to defeat a Lab!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:13 (one year ago)

his behaviour has got me into trouble a few times but he can also be an absolute charmer. Also his obsessive scavenging can be a problem outdoors and his endless plotting to raid human food in the house is a constant challenge and source of amusement to me. He's such a handsome rogue I can never fall out with him for long.

This is my white Swiss shepherd to a tee. Her whole days are spent trying to win food of us with her dashing good looks and manners, or trying to steal food from us when we are unaware. She also will trust that absolutely anything we give her in her mouth is a treat (mostly as a toy), so me and my wife have a great time giving her our torn up envelopes, pumpkin ends, empty chip packets, cardboard boxes, for her to run outside with it immediately and try figure out what it is we gave her. Probably not the best for training but very good for entertainment.

I’m currently training for a marathon and my god the girl can run! Anyone have any experience long distance running with their dog? I have worries in the back of my head about seriously impacting her health with it, but placate this by telling myself I’m not running her any harder than she runs herself at the off leash dog beach (she goes hard). Any advice is appreciated

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:16 (one year ago)

Squeezing dog paws is very poor. Holding your dogs paws at every conceivable moment though? Absolutely classic. Hold hands with my dog more than my wife these days

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:17 (one year ago)

We dogsit a brown lab for some friends every so often. The last time he came, within 20 minutes he'd found my bag and managed to open the sealed Tupperware full of dates and raisins I keep for long walk emergencies. Phoned the vet who said we needed to bring him down immediately. She fed him an emetic and delightedly told us he'd eaten 30 raisins and nine dates. And charged us £220.

(picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:20 (one year ago)

my dog does give me left paw, give me right paw over and over again -it's so cool when dog gives you their paw

I have a latch on my kitchen door, because I have to keep mine in the kitchen with me while my son is eating and if I need to go out the side door for any reason he will burst through that door on a raid. Because my son's autistic he will sit there with an amused look on his face while the dog strips his plate clean in about 9 seconds and not make one attempt to stop him. In fact he finds it hilarious.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:21 (one year ago)

lol

(picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:22 (one year ago)

Your son is right, that is hilarious.

Peach (my dog) has recently figured out how to open the cupboard where we keep our trash can. Heard a weird crunching sound at midnight last night; it was her on the kitchen floor eating all the chicken bones from our dinner which we obviously don’t give her because we are good dog parents. Thankfully no vet visits necessary

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:46 (one year ago)

oh christ, chicken bones are a nightmare. My dog already had to have major surgery when a sock he ate got stuck in his small intestine and it was touch and go whether he survived at one point. I have to put them straight out into the outside bin.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 19:56 (one year ago)

I hold Widget’s paws all the time. They are about the size of blood pressure bulbs, and he doesn’t mind people touching them.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:00 (one year ago)

for her to run outside with it immediately and try figure out what it is we gave her.

Awww, this sounds really cute.

I have worries in the back of my head about seriously impacting her health with it, but placate this by telling myself I’m not running her any harder than she runs herself at the off leash dog beach (she goes hard). Any advice is appreciated


I only know what most people know, that shepherds are prone to arthritis, so you need to be careful with their joints, but I don't know how running might affect that.

oh christ, chicken bones are a nightmare.

Our lot sometimes get them from the seagulls who live on our roof and who seem to think it's funny to throw their used chicken bones and crab shells down and watch our dogs try to eat them. "Here, peasants, you can have this," very much seems to be the attitude.

Now that Lulu is gone, we only have the three smallies, and the imbalance is ridiculous. My friend brought her yorkie round the other week and said "if you put the four of them together you'd nearly make a proper dog". I love my small dogs, but I miss having a proper dog.

trishyb, Friday, 28 July 2023 20:20 (one year ago)

She is verrrry cute (and pretty!) for a big dog. Don’t think I could ever get another kind of dog from here on out (was raised with Labs and Golden), the white Swiss is just so loyal, pure, fun, sweet, and yeah she looks like a “proper dog”. Love her to absolute bits (she’s snoozing right next to me as I write this).

Tangent: I feel icky for my semi-eugenicist views of dogs. I definitely do have a “proper dog/slight-genetic-monstrosity dog” paradigm in my head. You just see some small dogs and wonder how good their quality of life really is…. That said my parents just got a dachshund and he is the cutest little guy (so obviously not all small dogs). Whatever your thoughts, you can’t help but look at a shepherd and think “now that’s a dog!”. Obviously no owner bias present in this view

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:49 (one year ago)

Looking at her right now I’d have to say she’s probably my best friend. Going to be absolutely devastated the day she’s leaves

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:54 (one year ago)

My mother recently adopted a pug. It's the cutest, weirdest dog I've ever seen. He looks like Peter Lorre.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:57 (one year ago)

all the annoying things like the food raids and barking at postal workers or anyone who walks past the house, it feels so empty and sad when doesn't happen anymore:)

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:58 (one year ago)

lol meant a :(

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 20:59 (one year ago)

:( I hope she never stops woofing. My wife and I have a lot of fun imitating her woof in a dumb voice to her (hey peach? Who am I? Woof woof woof woof woof). I think every healthy marriage needs a dog; someone you can both pick on in a loving-mocking tone so you don’t take it out on each other (though we still take it out on each other, in love)

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 21:04 (one year ago)

when you go through difficult times having a mad pal for life who giddily bounds about fields and woodlands with a perma smile every morning when you take them out. That helps you stay alive.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 21:36 (one year ago)

Photo popped up from a local shelter of a 3 month old puppy whose muzzle looks very Anatolian Shepher to me but their description says he'll top out at 50 pounds. I suspect some adopter is going to have a big surprise.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 28 July 2023 21:46 (one year ago)

I feel guilty whenever I am not taking my dog to the beach due to the pure joy she gets from being there. How could I ever withhold that from her!

She’s currently woofing at the neighbours cat, bless her

hrep (H.P), Friday, 28 July 2023 21:49 (one year ago)


when you go through difficult times having a mad pal for life who giddily bounds about fields and woodlands with a perma smile every morning when you take them out. That helps you stay alive.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, July 28, 2023 9:36 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otmfm god knows i get into the pits nowadays but when my boy faces a new day and a trip to the park with a 'YES I AM GOING TO RUN FOR NO REASON now, what can i smell?'attitude the fact of living seems a solid good.

woof, Friday, 28 July 2023 22:06 (one year ago)

woof otm

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 22:13 (one year ago)

Argh, everyone stop, you're making me miss my dog, even though I still have dogs.

trishyb, Friday, 28 July 2023 22:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

I was digging around in a bunch of old bookmarks and found this. Magnificent images.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/bigpicture/2016/03/15/iditarod-trail-sled-dog-race/8Me5cEOCaPVFMN5fVLn8JN/story.html

Slays two. Found gassed. Thinks of cat. (Chinaski), Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:40 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

I had an odd dog encounter last week. The new neighbour a couple of doors up has two dogs that she leaves at home all day while she's out at work, but she leaves the upstairs windows open a bit so that they can both look out. One is an old labrador-type thing, the other is a rottweiler, and they spend all day long just barking and barking at the slightest provocation, like a seagull farts three streets away and they just go crazy, woofing and yelping and growling. Obviously it's been all over the street whatsapp, you could imagine. Anyhow we've had the guys from the water company replacing people's meters over a few days and that's just made these rogues go absolutely crackers. So I get out of my van one lunchtime, and these two poor engineer lads are on their hands and knees on the pavement, sheepishly trying to work, while above their heads there's this big black rottweiler leaning right out of the bedroom window fiercely barking away like a lunatic and I want to stop and take a photo of it silhouetted against the window frame while up above its head the sky is all stormy and dark from all this rain we've been having - I swear it's a sight straight out of a horror film - but I dont want to provoke it any further so I just keep walking and not making eye contact. But the guy coming along behind me is obviously not so cautious, he stops and starts talking to it, and then I hear a yell and I turn round to see this dog fucking leaping out of the upstairs window at him, a dark shape hurtling past the pale sun, then it lands on the front path and starts charging up and down the road snarling at everyone, obviously a bit shocked by it's fall from the skies but still seemingly in a fighting mood. The water guys just drop their everything and jump straight in their van. Me and this other guy are just left looking at each other wide-eyed and I briefly have visions of carnage flashing thru my mind - we live a few doors up from a school and I'm just thinking of this dog rampaging about with bloodied children in its mouth as a SWAT team leap out of a helicopter to take it out. And then I just snap straight into this instinctive response mode - and i run straight into my house and send my wife out to deal with it instead. And she just walks up to it calmly while talking gently to it, and this previously furious dog meekly turns around and walks back to its own house and scratches at the front door with a whimper, asking to be let back inside (my wife then has to sit there for 30 minutes with it until the owner comes home, while I valiantly make her a cup of tea; the dog is actually quite nice, she's called Doris or something iirc)

NickB, Monday, 25 September 2023 15:35 (one year ago)

I take my hat off to this acrobatic rottweiler, sounds like a lovely dog.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:49 (one year ago)

Not sure whether or not her icarus-esque flight will have put her off future attempts or if its just going to encourage her

NickB, Monday, 25 September 2023 15:52 (one year ago)

I reckon the landing might have hurt a bit, even if she wasn't visibly injured.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:55 (one year ago)

She had a bit of a grazed and bloody chin so I think the front legs must've collapsed a bit on impact

NickB, Monday, 25 September 2023 15:58 (one year ago)

four months pass...

my mum brought me a fancy farm shop steak pie today. She says these pies are incredible and made with lard and no artificial additives or preservatives. I thought great - having a day off cooking will be nice. I was about to put it in the oven and then my dog started barking and I went to see if someone was at the door. It was a leafleter and the prick had left the gate open. I went out to shut the gate. And then when I got back into the kitchen there was an empty space where there previously was a pie :(

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 29 January 2024 17:39 (one year ago)

Congratulations, it’s a Labrador retriever.

steely flan (suzy), Monday, 29 January 2024 17:43 (one year ago)

where's L'Rain when you need her

imago, Monday, 29 January 2024 17:45 (one year ago)

he's sleeping like a log now - tough work is retrieving. Also there was probably enough pie there to feed 3 humans, it was big!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 29 January 2024 17:46 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZsMG48C7Y

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 January 2024 17:57 (one year ago)

there is something truly hilarious about seeing a dog during a very naughty feeding frenzy, classic really.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 29 January 2024 18:10 (one year ago)

the pure helpless disgrace of it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 January 2024 18:17 (one year ago)

A couple of weeks ago Widget broke in to a kitchen cupboard and liberated a big bag of pine kernels. It was a caterer’s pack with 350g left in it. Which he ate.

For the next 24 hours, he crapped nothing else but undigested pine kernels. He keeps trying to revisit the crime scene because surely there must be another bag in there? DOG LOGIC.

steely flan (suzy), Monday, 29 January 2024 18:48 (one year ago)

also DOG LOGIC. When Douglas was a randy young buck and had a close encounter with a bitch in season on a lead, the owners explained she's in season so I got him back on the lead and he took some dragging away. Then for months afterwards whenever we got to the same spot, he'd start ignoring me more than usual and run off - because obv his gf was still there waiting for him.

I don't want to talk about the time my boy ate a nearly full 400g tub of lurpak spreadable, no point trying to use a poop bag when only a shovel will do the job.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 29 January 2024 19:02 (one year ago)

Congratulations, it’s a Labrador retriever.

ROFL

Deflatormouse, Monday, 29 January 2024 21:18 (one year ago)

T/S: Two dogs vs. one Dog? I'm getting the crazy itch to welcome another to the family

H.P, Thursday, 8 February 2024 23:39 (one year ago)

we love our second addition but he is a little shit and so much more to handle but he loves our older dog and she loves him so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 00:11 (one year ago)

I have come around to having the Black Lab as our second dog. He thinks I am his best friend, and, well, it's hard not to accept that role. I took him on a six-mile hike last weekend, he was great. I need to do that more often.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 00:19 (one year ago)

Two dogs end up being less important to each other than two cats IME. The dogs still mostly care about the humans and being part of that group, they don't really fuck off and occupy themselves together.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 9 February 2024 00:27 (one year ago)

i'm only gonna say this once, unless you don't listen, in which case i might say it a few more times, assuming i haven't lost interest and moved on by then

in fact my interest is already fading, fuck. i'd better say it already.

well now i don't remember exactly what i was going to say. it was probably very clever -- irrefutable even -- and relating to how getting a dog is never the answer, because dogs smell bad and are needy. and they are *loud*, have you considered that? also they kill people. in conclusion, do not get a dog. thank you for your compliance in this matter.

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 01:07 (one year ago)

aaaagh I hit my baby boo with the throw ball today, she yelped in pain and there was a great deal of apologizing

fortunately after a beer at the local where she got to flirt with strangers, all was well and the chase was on again

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 01:15 (one year ago)

getting a dog is never the answer, because dogs smell bad and are needy. and they are *loud*, have you considered that? also they kill people. in conclusion, do not get a dog. thank you for your compliance in this matter.

Yes, but also have you considered this?

https://i.postimg.cc/G2NbD7zz/20240201-074951.jpg

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 01:48 (one year ago)

Good to hear from cat on the subject of dogs.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 01:50 (one year ago)

If it's mine posting from the other room: It's not happening Bear, you're going to have to learn to live with her

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 01:54 (one year ago)

Pony>cat>>dog

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2024 04:14 (one year ago)

ponies sound cool but they cannot sit on my chest and purr while rubbing chins with me

or at least i assume so

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2024 04:55 (one year ago)

Probably no to sit and purr, but rubbing chins definitely a possibility

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2024 07:02 (one year ago)

Which breed is First Dog?

Biased but I always suggest a whippet - mine is currently sitting next to me on the sofa, and because I’m eating toast, there’s a paw resting on my lap to remind me to tithe. They are great dogs but terrible land shark puppies who will need redirection to toys all the time, but they are sociable and whenever you meet another sighthound on walks, keen to play with a fellow member of the pointy Borg.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 9 February 2024 07:22 (one year ago)

Two dogs end up being less important to each other than two cats IME.

I think this depends on the individuals. For two well-adjusted dogs, this is usually true. They like to have dog buddies, but they NEED you. otoh, we have had dogs through here who couldn't have coped with being the only dog in the house, and who definitely needed a more confident dog to take cues from at all times. Our dog Cody would freak out if you separated him from Milo for any length of time, for example.

For us, the optimal number of dogs proves to be three. Manageable, and when one dies, nobody is left on their own. Plus you sidestep that whole "I could never get another dog" thing you get when one dog dies and leaves you with an empty house. Note: we are a small-dog house.

trishyb, Friday, 9 February 2024 07:49 (one year ago)

xp idk, i’ve heard some tales of whippets being awfully naughty (from you!)

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2024 07:50 (one year ago)

i know there's a lot of confusion on this issue, a lot of misunderstanding, propaganda, fake news, astroturfing by Big Dog, and so on. the failing dog industry has stooped to ever more outrageous lies in its desperate attempt to cling to relevance in a world where more and more people are coming to realize that dogs just don't make good pets, and i can't blame anyone who is still in thrall to this illusion. but if you look in your heart, H.P, i know you'll find the truth. (which is that you need more cats + fewer dogs) (i am not Bear btw) (but you should listen to Bear)

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 09:11 (one year ago)

Cats look really ridiculous and inept when they are running. Not that it isn't amusing and even quite charming watching them doing this in short bursts. The bottom line is though, they are absolutely useless as hiking buddies and their only trick is killing anything that is smaller than them - which served them well in the early agricultural era. I want a happy clown in my house not a serial killer who leaves mouse intestines on the doorstep!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 09:38 (one year ago)

dogs smell bad and are needy

lol my dog has never come into my bedroom demanding food in the middle of the night or sat on my head or jumped onto a bookshelf and knocked off a plant or all the other incredibly annoying things that cats do so idk what you're talking about

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 February 2024 09:47 (one year ago)

The naughtiness is part of the Whippet’s charm. They do seem to grow out of it eventually, though.

Whatever puppy you get, you’ll be aware that they meet the world mouth-first for the most part, and gleefully select wrong things to chew on when they are teething. Aside from training, your One Job is to keep the wrong things from getting into their mouths. I persisted with Widget, so now he only has to be told the word TOY and he’ll go get the first one he sees, then bring it to me.

Widget is also an expert hoverer. He will stand just outside arm’s length and STARE when your attention is required.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 9 February 2024 09:51 (one year ago)

Cats are assholes.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 10:38 (one year ago)

Two dogs is great but it's a lot of work and makes things like going away more difficult than with just one. That's the only downside ime.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 10:39 (one year ago)

Xps first is a swiss shepherd and we would he looking at getting the same. Peach took me through the ringer in her puppy years so I know what I'm getting myself into there. There's a few bad habits I'd like to train out of her before we potentially get another that could pick them up. I've let her get away with some subpar recall because she's too loyal and smart to ever let herself get too fat away from us (she'll never leave eyesight or earshot). She comes when called, but slightly on her terms, making sure she's sniffed the tree to the full extent first unless I start walking more than 20m away.

I'd take more cats too cat! Still working towards purchasing that big property out in the hinterlands with 6 dogs and 12 cats able to roam freely. I'll report back in a couple decades.

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 10:47 (one year ago)

Yeah the going away part is tough. There is the potential of moving cities in the new future too. I think it was just peach's smile that hypnotised me to the idea this morning. Effect has slightly worn off now. We'll definitely end up getting two, just have to wait to see whether we move or not, maybe a next year thing

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 10:50 (one year ago)

fyi the ipcc's latest report lists dog farts among the developed world's top 3 sources of atmospheric methane, with each dog fart the equivalent of burning a brazil's worth of the amazon rainforest. i sure wouldn't want something like that on my conscience!

unrelatedly, cats happen to be at the forefront of research in physics & biology, which may appear to the layperson like randomly knocking things off shelves or wanton mouse murder but is in fact part of a much larger secret project which ultimately will benefit all life on earth and will probably make some naysayers feel very silly once all has been revealed

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 11:36 (one year ago)

were you aware that ethicists have determined that dogs have no honor? it's true, look it up

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 11:40 (one year ago)

an informal survey found that 100% of dogs have wondered what your flesh would taste like

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 11:46 (one year ago)

A personal survey finds my cats tasting my flesh most days (it's fine though, mostly consensual)

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 11:51 (one year ago)

they are checking your blood glucose levels why because they ♥️ you

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 11:56 (one year ago)

cats are fine but dogs are the best

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 12:08 (one year ago)

cat was finally bored hissing at the dogs and you had to poke it again

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 12:11 (one year ago)

there is speculation that the whole "dog" gimmick is nothing more than a long con perpetrated by wolves to bend humanity to their will. now, i don't claim to be a wolf scientist but any reasonable person must admit that this is almost certainly correct.

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

says the descendant of lions

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 13:57 (one year ago)

getting a dog is never the answer, because dogs smell bad and are needy

you need more cats + fewer dogs

In 2011, I went to visit a friend who lived in this old falling-down house in the downtown core. He was looking for a new roommate in this enormous house. Walking into the place smelled like walking directly into a cat's asshole. We had a terse conversation, sitting in the living room. My friend was battling alcoholism and I think he was hungover. The house smelled like it should be condemned. A previous co-tenant had not been fastidious about cleaning up after his cat(s). The cat urine had seeped into the extremely porous floorboards. There was still litter remnants here and there. The cat waste had sunk so deeply into the floorboards that the basement beneath reeked of cat piss.

My friend was a good, old friend, somebody I cared about. I decided to move in with him. Some friends and I, we tore up the floorboards and replaced them. We had to do all kinds of treatment. We installed a buttress beneath the piss area to support everything. We cleaned out the basement and there were rotting rats down there, lots of cat shit. We treated the basement to make it bearable and I set up a rehearsal space. My roommate didn't lift a finger to help, but I didn't mind, I was determined to make things better for him.

Six months into 2012 the place had mostly lost its malodorousness. There was a cat-hangover but it was mostly gone. Smelled fresh and clean. My friend started exercising and got healthy. I moved out in 2013 and my friend cried when I left. He ended up meeting a dude and they're married now and live in the suburbs.

I will never forget that cat smell. It was the rankest most horrible thing I've ever smelled. I'll never forget how much effort was required to exorcise a departed cat from the house, this disgusting shitty stinky ghost cat. Cats: no.

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 14:49 (one year ago)

count on dog people to turn their dog thread into an anti-cat thread

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 February 2024 14:55 (one year ago)

(nb i understand this was instigated by a certain specific cat, also i am joking)

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 February 2024 14:55 (one year ago)

and lmao at all those loser dogs with zero votes

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 February 2024 14:56 (one year ago)

I have a friend whose house seems oddly similar to the one you are describing fgti, except he is still an
alcoholic and will most likely die there :-(

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 14:58 (one year ago)

A lot of double Vizsla owners near me in SE London. No other pairs of dogs really, just double Vizslas.

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 14:59 (one year ago)

I assume they get the second when they realise the first one is nuts and has actual infinite energy.

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:00 (one year ago)

That is the quality of all dogs no?

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:08 (one year ago)

My dog just burped in my face after hand feeding her 1 buttered popcorn for every handful I took. This is living ladies and gentlemen

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:09 (one year ago)

Now she's scratching my arm for more when it's all gone. They never stop once they get the taste

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:09 (one year ago)

Yeah, mine love popcorn as well. They love most things, tbh, although little princeling soft boy Bruno will screech and run away if you throw bits of vegetable for him to catch in his mouth. You must gently hand him the offerings and he will choose whether or not to accept them.

trishyb, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:15 (one year ago)

it was wonderfully kind of you to help your friend like that, fgti

however. if it's a battle of whose excrement smells worse i don't think anyone comes out of that ring looking like a winner! had the building's previous tenant been similarly neglectful of a dog's leavings, or birds or reptiles or their own, the place still would have stank most rankly!

i concede that the feline ammonia pee packs a wallop, but when i said dogs smell i mean their whole unfortunate bodies, from the moist cloud of fug perpetually emanating from panting drooling mouths, to the doggy reek of their fur (wet dog is its own entire category of malodorousness), to their yeasty frito feet, to their anal glands, have you ever had to help a dog to express its anal glands? it is a smell that will stay with you always. that smell will follow you to the grave, to your reincarnation, perhaps to the end of the universe, and the only known antidote is the lovely sweet dusty smell at the scruff of a kitty's neck, mmmmm

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:22 (one year ago)

when I used to do public housing re-wires I would end up working in a few stinking cat houses per month as described by flamboyant g. When you first enter a property like this you start off choking on the foul air and thinking how the fuck am I going to get through today, then by midday you'd be almost completely acclimatised to the stench. In one of them I needed to get underneath a boiler and there were hundreds of carrier bags on the floor, a heap of them and it was a box room so I waded through on my knees and felt my leg was wet. So it turned out one of cats had been shitting on the carrier bags and my leg had found a nice fresh wet one. I stormed out and said I'm not spending another minute in this shithole. The tenant complained about me calling his stinking cat house a shithole and I got told off by the site manager over it.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:23 (one year ago)

Mmmmmmmmm frito feet

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:25 (one year ago)

Lmao at this whole rant about cats being bad smelling due to like a 0.00001% type event when normal healthy dogs have a baseline hideous smell that’s a constant.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:28 (one year ago)

count on dog people to turn their dog thread into an anti-cat thread


Seriously, way to live up to a stereotype.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:29 (one year ago)

this revive has been populated by sense-of-humour-havers gyac....

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:31 (one year ago)

seriously

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:31 (one year ago)

I can’t recall ever entering a dog-owner’s house and thinking “wow, it stinks in here”. Cat owners, on the other hand, even the most fastidious of them can’t hide the fact that “you let that thing piss and shit in a box in the corner and I can smell it from the front door”

Cat paws >>>> dog paws, however

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:44 (one year ago)

I don't know if I've ever smelled a cat's paw so can't comment but agree on litter boxes 100 - they're so rank. Also, it was a cat that started this whole thing not the dog people!

I will say I was in Tunisia last week where saw more cats than I ever have in my life which was pretty unsettling on several levels (there were thousands) but I did spot some exceptionally small very adorable kittens who momentarily stole my heart.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:48 (one year ago)

My family had a dog and you absolutely do have a house that smells of dog, you just don’t notice it cos you get used to it. If you’ve gone a while without owning a dog, as I do, you notice that immediately when you go to someone’s house.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:48 (one year ago)

depends on the dog tbh

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:55 (one year ago)

I like dog smell! It reminds me of dogs.

Selune Gomez (Leee), Friday, 9 February 2024 15:59 (one year ago)

my previous dog used to roll in cowshit and horseshit was an equisite snack to him, thankfully this is not really a thing with my present dog. For all his annoying peccadillos he isn't a stinker.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:05 (one year ago)

Yeah my house might smell like my dog but that’s ok, my dog smells great, it reminds me of my dog, and she rules

Cat owners houses don’t smell like cats, they smell like cat piss and shit and the smell does not remind me of their lovely pets, it reminds me of allergies, property damage, depression, sanctimony, negligent parents, the KKK, that short story by Joan Didion that ends with a five year old on drugs, the uncomfortable feeling you get when you’re having a conversation with somebody who is talking gregarious but has a manic dangerous look in their eyes, soiled mattresses and couches left curbside, and disgraced politicians

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:07 (one year ago)

^ ^ ^

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:08 (one year ago)

How normal

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:08 (one year ago)

I like dog smell! It reminds me of dogs.

― Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 10 February 2024 01:59 (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So damn otm it hurts.
Re:cat smell. Outside cats, problem solved

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 16:19 (one year ago)

Also I have many signatories how can attest that Peach doesn't stink, besides the occasional frito smell

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 16:20 (one year ago)

But like for real, some dogs reek, some don't. No cats reek, but what they expel does so you know, let em do it outside if it's a possibility to your living environment

H.P, Friday, 9 February 2024 16:21 (one year ago)

There’s nothing I enjoy more than cat owners who’ve done leash training. I love seeing a cat out for a walk. Hello!!

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:25 (one year ago)

i wanna do that someday soooo bad, but i wouldn't put a cat through it unless i sensed they had the right personality for it

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 February 2024 16:30 (one year ago)

It's cute seeing a cat following a human with a leashed dog and trying to keep up with them with rapid bursts of pace and then cowering in fight or flight mode in between. Used to see one like that in the local park and it was a very funny daily show.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 16:32 (one year ago)

How normal


yeah coming on a fun thread and ruining it with bile sure is normal

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:14 (one year ago)

Fuckin cats come and piss in our yard and under the porch and it reeks of ammonia, wtf cats go piss in your own house. The smell drives our dog nuts, I have let her out in the yard to chase the cats, in her younger days she was fast enough that she could catch them.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:18 (one year ago)

Also there were a lot of double Vizla owners at the park I used to frequent with my dog in Minneapolis. My dog can really run (and moreso at that time) so she'd race around with them, but would always get tired and stop before them. That lead me to wonder if people get two of that breed so they can tire each other out, because one alone has too much energy for anyone else.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:21 (one year ago)

The low moan Widget emits when he sees a random cat is pure Baskervilles but the only time he’s actually interacted with a cat, it was a teeny weeny but hard grocer’s cat who booped his snoot, and I couldn’t get him within 20m of the shop after that.

My mother always hated cats (with the exception of Pyewacket in Bell Book and Candle) because she felt they were ‘sneaky’.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:25 (one year ago)

That's another word for clever. Which they are.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 February 2024 17:40 (one year ago)

Also there were a lot of double Vizla owners at the park I used to frequent with my dog in Minneapolis. My dog can really run (and moreso at that time) so she'd race around with them, but would always get tired and stop before them. That lead me to wonder if people get two of that breed so they can tire each other out, because one alone has too much energy for anyone else.

That's my guess too - I used to meet single Vizsla owners who looked desperate during the pandemic, just saying 'He's been running for three hours. He isn't tired.'

They're handsome dogs and I can see how that a first timer might not realise that 'energy level' is just about the most important thing to get right.

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 17:45 (one year ago)

i feel like my springer could give them a run for their money.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:46 (one year ago)

Cat owners houses don’t smell like cats, they smell like cat piss and shit and the smell does not remind me of their lovely pets, it reminds me of allergies, property damage, depression, sanctimony, negligent parents, the KKK, that short story by Joan Didion that ends with a five year old on drugs, the uncomfortable feeling you get when you’re having a conversation with somebody who is talking gregarious but has a manic dangerous look in their eyes, soiled mattresses and couches left curbside, and disgraced politicians

― a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

What I'm getting out of this is how glad I am that Joan Didion is dead, that Tory shit.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 February 2024 17:49 (one year ago)

I walked my brother’s goldendoodle last time I was home and he’s not much more than a puppy so we went on a relatively long walk for his age but his little legs were still trying hard by the time we finished. He managed to rally on the way back to my parents’ house in time to joyfully leap in a puddle, so you can imagine how bad he smelled when he got back.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 17:50 (one year ago)

My boy waiting for me after I stepped outside for 5 seconds.

https://imgur.com/a/oT8NqdO

Basically a goldendoodle. A great lover of puddles.

Smells of dog. I like it. It comforts me.

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:19 (one year ago)

(feel like this is a not-enough-dog-pictures thread right now)

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:20 (one year ago)

I feel like if you have a puppy or young dog you don’t let splash through a puddle, what are you doing? Bathe the fella

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:22 (one year ago)

We’ve just been for a play date with Widget’s whippet buddy Louis, who is blue and white and now covered in mud up to his hocks.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:26 (one year ago)

Dogs are capable of emitting farts that put us humans to shame.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:39 (one year ago)

I know this is a thing and I am so thankful mine aren't gaseous.

I always wonder about Samoyeds. Do their owners have to bathe them every day? Surely they get filthy every time they go out. They're so beautiful but their grooming needs must be intense.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:45 (one year ago)

Benson HATES puddles and always has. He walks around them. Weirdo.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:46 (one year ago)

Best Beloved Benson

^ Foto evidence of said goblins dogs

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:49 (one year ago)

Our elder dog (German short-haired pointer/pit bull mix) hates to get wet. We literally had to pull her into the river when we had to cross on a hike this summer. Only dog I've ever had like that.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:51 (one year ago)

cats are fine but dogs are the best

this^

Cat owners houses don’t smell like cats, they smell like cat piss and shit and the smell does not remind me of their lovely pets, it reminds me of allergies, property damage, depression, sanctimony, negligent parents, the KKK, that short story by Joan Didion that ends with a five year old on drugs, the uncomfortable feeling you get when you’re having a conversation with somebody who is talking gregarious but has a manic dangerous look in their eyes, soiled mattresses and couches left curbside, and disgraced politicians

could you possibly write this out in calligraphy,frame and mail to me plz this post is a masterpiece i think. otfm.

Re:cat smell. Outside cats, problem solved

outside cats = serial killerz!!!

save a bird species; kill a housecat

Deflatormouse, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:54 (one year ago)

sorry, too far
cats are prob worth it just for the memes

Deflatormouse, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:56 (one year ago)

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:58 (one year ago)

That was a bit extreme.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:58 (one year ago)

yeah sorry i regretted that right away
i don't actually dislike cats and def don't wanna make light of animal cruelty
apologies

Deflatormouse, Friday, 9 February 2024 19:09 (one year ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/KjLPPYDj/20240115-173542.jpg

My boys are like: 🎵we can beat them🎵

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:46 (one year ago)

Wait is that a Samoyed?? How do you keep them so clean? I like those buddies.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:47 (one year ago)

He's a late write-in vote for the overlooked Japanese Spitz

Stuff mostly just brushes off him tbh!

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:49 (one year ago)

Aw, Spitzy! My grandparents had one of those when I was a kid. Lots of brushing.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:58 (one year ago)

aww look interspecies harmony

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:08 (one year ago)

Dogs are capable of emitting farts that put us humans to shame.

This is true, but smell aside it’s comical when my dog farts because he startles and keeps looking back at his hindquarters like he can’t figure out what happened.

o. nate, Friday, 9 February 2024 20:14 (one year ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZlzqXoWIAMqWd-?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

I couldn't possibly get a pic of this lad with a cat unless he was chasing one

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:17 (one year ago)

what a good boy

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:19 (one year ago)

One of the last construction projects I did was building a screened in porch/room for a woman’s twelve cats.

I love cats but opening the door to that house would make you retch if you weren’t prepared.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:23 (one year ago)

it is interesting to note (and i do so without prejudice, of course) that when a person is called a dog, the connotations are purely negative: the person so called is understood to be low down, dirty, or perhaps mindlessly obedient.

on the other hand, when someone is called a cat it means that they are hep and cool and "with it" and accomplished at jazz.

i just thought that was an interesting socio-linguistic phenomenon 🤔

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 22:18 (one year ago)

don't you have an ac/dc thread to whimsically castigate hard rock in?

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 February 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

No one ever got praised for having that cat in them.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 9 February 2024 22:23 (one year ago)

So I thought this was a bit, but maybe not?

Selune Gomez (Leee), Friday, 9 February 2024 22:33 (one year ago)

it is interesting to note (and i do so without prejudice, of course) that when a person is called a dog, the connotations are purely negative: the person so called is understood to be low down, dirty, or perhaps mindlessly obedient.

on the other hand, when someone is called a cat it means that they are hep and cool and "with it" and accomplished at jazz.

i just thought that was an interesting socio-linguistic phenomenon 🤔

― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 9 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Interesting. Also correct.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 February 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

But if you're in a dogfight you're a brave heroic pilot, whereas if you're in a catfight you're a low-class tramp.

Josefa, Friday, 9 February 2024 22:55 (one year ago)

despite being the greatest talent, Thelonious Monk had to struggle to make a career for himself through dogged persistence, not catted persistence.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 22:59 (one year ago)

Charles Mingus taught his cat to shit in the toilet, though - attempts to get his Labrador to do so ended in failure.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:02 (one year ago)

Bird battled an addiction to horse

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:05 (one year ago)

I heard he had a heroin problem as well

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:14 (one year ago)

The joy of 'dog' as word is its complexity - messy, disgusting, an outcast, fawning and violent by turns, loyal, protective, shit-eating, hungry and fuck-hungry, both game and cowardly - and we've put the mess of ourselves into the words for these live-for-the-moment edge-of-camp always-social think-with-your-nose-and-mouth co-evolved beasts.

Cats are cool though, I'm not anti-cat.

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:18 (one year ago)

I couldn't possibly get a pic of this lad with a cat unless he was chasing one

He looks just like mine! I guess it's kind of a standard look lol

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:19 (one year ago)

I just fucking love black labs, Jim!

I'm not really anti-cat. just don't want one in my house or shitting in my garden. Can admire them from a distance, but I would prefer to have a rotting corpse in my house rather than a litter tray.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:24 (one year ago)

I caught a cat in the act of taking a dump less than a handful of times in my life.
One dog walk and the dog easily lapped that number.
But I've never tried to take a cat on a walk...

Philip Nunez, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:29 (one year ago)

xp I had never lived with one before this one, and we took him in because my mother in law couldn't take care of herself any more, let alone him. It was a rocky period of adjustment, but I've come around and we are buddies now.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:30 (one year ago)

X-post Please. I'm now trying to think if I've ever seen one mid act. I don't want to be thinking about this!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:31 (one year ago)

(I don't think I ever have.)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:31 (one year ago)

Pretty good piece on how Dante deployed dogs as an insult (I've linked this essay on here once before)

https://www.nybooks.com/online/2015/03/10/dantes-dogs/

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:32 (one year ago)

Watching Doonie find the correct spot to poo is one of the times I feel closest to and furthest from dogworld. He's so involved in locating the exact right spot, you know you're watching a creature operating in its own universe with its own complete logic. You can almost touch it but never go inside it - yes it's about scent, space, territory, distance but why there exactly?

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:38 (one year ago)

I love watching them dig their "den" before having a little lie-down.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:39 (one year ago)

my dog even performatively *digs* the screeded kitchen floor before lying down on a spot, it's very funny.

I saw a cat shit at the back of my house just last week. Thankfully I've given up on the back of my house for now - it's zone rouge. If ever I go back there I'll have to do a sweep of this minefield of hard cat turds.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:44 (one year ago)

I am not sure what the issue is really. Animals shit and piss on grass. Worst is how I see dog poo on the pavement all the time. The owners neglect their duties.

At least cats go somewhere by themselves to poo out of the way.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:47 (one year ago)

I'm in the habit of cleaning up other people's dogshit when I'm walking Nora. Why not? I have the bags for it, I'm already on duty. 1 in 100 dog owners will shit-and-split, looks bad on the rest of us. If the other 99 were to be diligent about cleaning as we go, the sidewalks would be spotless.

My least favourite thing in the world is when Nora pees and then we continue on our way and some asshole starts screaming after me to "clean up after your dog". She's a girl, she squats to pee, do you see any shit there? that's because there is none. Go scream at the moon

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:54 (one year ago)

Dog shit bothers me far less than people's used gum on the sidewalk.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 23:56 (one year ago)

I'm in the habit of cleaning up other people's dogshit when I'm walking Nora. Why not? I have the bags for it, I'm already on duty. 1 in 100 dog owners will shit-and-split, looks bad on the rest of us. If the other 99 were to be diligent about cleaning as we go, the sidewalks would be spotless.

The righteous truth

woof, Friday, 9 February 2024 23:58 (one year ago)

heard u talkin shit pic.twitter.com/jk3XciZR3d

— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) February 11, 2024

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:43 (one year ago)

we have a cat who i love deeply, he's a very good buddy BUT 50% of the time he's also a whiny grumpy bitch lol.

i secretly long to go full "dog dude", which to me means living somewhere semi-rural with a large yard that isn't exactly lawn if you know what i mean.

it warms my heart that we have such a good & long dogs vs cats revive with so many good stories....

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:47 (one year ago)

Cat/dog posting is truly the heart of ilxor

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 01:10 (one year ago)

https://www.medievalists.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Saint_christopher_cynocephalus.gif

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Monday, 12 February 2024 01:17 (one year ago)

"we have a cat who i love deeply, he's a very good buddy BUT 50% of the time he's also a whiny grumpy bitch lol"

Better being grumpy than actually killing people, which is what dogs have done.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 12:38 (one year ago)

TS: killing people vs. Killing the vibe of the dog thread with blatant anti-dog propaganda

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 12:55 (one year ago)

Cat gets a pass because you know, she's a cat

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 12:55 (one year ago)

Dogs have killed people! Do you know what propaganda is?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 12:59 (one year ago)

"The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines propaganda as: The manipulation of information to influence public opinion."

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 13:01 (one year ago)

There must be a few people who've broken their necks after their cat decided to run in front of them while they were trying to go down some stairs

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 12 February 2024 13:06 (one year ago)

My dog loves to go on walks and sit on the sofa chewing his plastic bone in the company of his owners, he's never killed anyone

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 12 February 2024 13:08 (one year ago)

counterpoint: dogs don't kill enough people

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 13:08 (one year ago)

Ah hold up sorry I forgot the stint he did for vehicular homicide in the 2010s

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 12 February 2024 13:08 (one year ago)

Ah, sounds like a ruff day

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 13:17 (one year ago)

tbf someone had asked the dog to fetch the designated driver

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 13:33 (one year ago)

It's almost as if the t-bone was unavoidable

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 13:37 (one year ago)

"The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines propaganda as: The manipulation of information to influence public opinion."

― H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

So dogs have killed people, are you telling me this is a lie?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 15:04 (one year ago)

shut up, cat lover ;)

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:06 (one year ago)

Just putting facts on the table.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 15:07 (one year ago)

you clearly don't understand this revive

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:08 (one year ago)

Studies show that dogs reduce stress, anxiety and depression, ease loneliness, encourage exercise and improve your all-around health.

^^

It might be some boilerplate spiel quoted from a Big Canine propaganda site, but this is all basically true. I didn't properly realise how crucial my dog was to me keeping together until my last one passed away. They don't do statistics on how many people are saved from bad mental health predicaments by dogs. The number of unlucky fuckers killed by them is statistically negligible. It's 40 odd a year in the US.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:42 (one year ago)

really been feeling this as I take care of the house while my wife is gallivanting around being retired, if the dog wasn't here I would be a mess

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:50 (one year ago)

Pets in general do good things for your wellbeing (I would say they do the above bar encouraging exercise) but looking at the Real England thread posts from last week this morning tells me there is a dark side to dogs.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 16:04 (one year ago)

The brackets meant to say cats do the same bar exercise

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 February 2024 16:05 (one year ago)

There are some days where it feels like at least half of my total steps were getting up to let the cat in or out every five minutes or sprinting across the room to stop him yeeting a full glass of water into oblivion

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:11 (one year ago)

Not that I would recommend this course of action but one time I accidentally split a bag of cat litter because I was thinking about Pedro Martinez pushing Don Zimmer over and it took me ages to clean up (and it was a 20kg bag too, no bueno).

I mean that and all the hoovering you have to do to keep their fur from taking over your house.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:14 (one year ago)

xp btw we did have a cat fountain for their hydration but after they would routinely come and drink from cold water glasses set down for dinner, we replaced it with a regularly refreshed glass for this purpose and I’d say they prefer it

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:15 (one year ago)

We had a fountain for Richie and he would just monomaniacally dismantle it and then tip it over the second he saw it, I've rarely seen any mammal more obsessively committed to a single task, it was just destroy on sight

Regular human drinks are a relatively simple paw in the glass and hoik it to wherever its fate takes it for him. He just wants liquids to be free

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:19 (one year ago)

the battle against fur can never be truly won. If I don't vac up at least twice a day it's a hair pit with doghair managing to get into everything including dinner. At least I won the battle against fleas. I had a recurring problem with them during the mad heatwave summer, fleabombed their asses out of my home.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:26 (one year ago)

a good brush twice a week withone of them metal toothed brushes can do a ot of good during the worst of the season ime

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:27 (one year ago)

Nora sheds copiously, even with brushing. I brung her over to a friend's last week and even two hours in the space meant a sweep-up as we left.

looking at the Real England thread posts from last week this morning tells me there is a dark side to dogs.

All that news event showed to me is that there is a dark side to humans, that guy should never have been allowed to own a dog let alone several

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:28 (one year ago)

I try to get 12k steps daily and Widget is very good for that.

steely flan (suzy), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:28 (one year ago)

xp my aquaphiliac runs to watch me do the washing up every evening, it’s very cute. He’s crazy about bubbles.

Calz, our vets said there was an unusually stubborn group of fleas doing the rounds which they blamed on fox fleas (?) indorex yr only man ime

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:29 (one year ago)

bloody fox fleas!

I do the flea brush every morning before I feed him. If I find one I'll put a Nitenpyram tablet in breakfast. Have not seen one in over 6 months now. He used to seriously growl at me when I flea brushed, but now he associates the routine with getting fed and wags his tail when I get the flea brush out.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:37 (one year ago)

"All that news event showed to me is that there is a dark side to humans"

otm. Some dogs can attack people without warning, but most dogs will warn you by growling if you if you are crossing a boundary, like for example stroking them while they are eating. The common denominator with dogs that kill people seems to be that the owners are brain dead macho arseholes.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 16:51 (one year ago)

Yeah, but they happen to own dogs specially bred to be aggressive who are nearly impossible to get off a person - or animal - that they’ve locked onto.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 17:37 (one year ago)

no bad dogs, only bad dog owners

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 12 February 2024 17:50 (one year ago)

I'd like to think if I brought up an XL Bully from puppyhood it would grow into a very good dog and NOT kill anybody. But tbh I wouldn't do that because they do make me nervous.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 18:07 (one year ago)

And yeah it’s not their fault they exist in that form, that’s 100% on humans for breeding them. Goes for every pedigree animal with features that makes life difficult for them too. 😞 They’re scary irl just cos you know what they can do.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 18:10 (one year ago)

I've met the loveliest pitbulls, German shepherds, rottweilers etc. And I've met others that I've known not to go near. Dogs reflect their owners.

Meeting a lot of dogs at the beach, I'm convinced that the deadliest ones would he the tiny mean blokes if they were transmogrified into the size of a German shepherd for a day

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 21:08 (one year ago)

I had a brief encounter with an XL walking past my neighbour's garden when she was having a bbq, someone had left the gate open and there was a guest with one strolling around the garden and it looked out the front at my dog, briefly. My dog was barking and acting like an arsehole and the XL was the chill one in this encounter. The owner quickly shut the gate while my dog was acting up. Nothing happened, yet still they make me nervous.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:17 (one year ago)

I've got a sweetheart Staffie that I adopted about a year ago. She's small for a pitbull but sometimes when we're out for a walk people still cross the street to avoid having to walk near her. I just have to laugh because she's an adorable little cuddlebug who's incredibly gentle with humans.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 12 February 2024 22:42 (one year ago)

https://i.ibb.co/kQbyDbg/IMG-20230520-141010563.jpg

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 12 February 2024 22:43 (one year ago)

Staffies epitomise the bad owner/bad dog vice versa example! Thankfully 99% of people are good owners and can confirm most staffies are lovely cuddlebugs (if a bit intense about it). Lovely looking girl!

https://i.postimg.cc/5NpmJYTM/20240213-083525.jpg *Peach's bored face after hitting her daily killing quota*

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 22:46 (one year ago)

The worst part is all the clean up.

I showed her your posts xyzzzz__ and said she could have one more spite killing today in recompense for your bad manners on this thread

H.P, Monday, 12 February 2024 22:48 (one year ago)

My daughter has a Staffie, she's such a sweetheart but she looks fearsome.

Our pittie/German short-haired pointer mix looks a little intimidating as well, but she's so gentle and, well, old.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:11 (one year ago)

Pix are all so lovely you have to really work hard to find a dog that isn't adorable in some way. (Please don't post ugly Chinese cresteds unless they're yours.)

Selune Gomez (Leee), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:39 (one year ago)

Here's my boy in a characteristic pose

https://pasteboard.co/8wdvU99umpAi.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:44 (one year ago)

Dag nab it

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:44 (one year ago)

https://pasteboard.co/8wdvU99umpAi.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:44 (one year ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/d0WfnyYc/Larry.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:45 (one year ago)

looks like a black lab

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:55 (one year ago)

.. and adorable obv

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:57 (one year ago)

Appearances can be deceiving, but not in this case.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:57 (one year ago)

crossed paws is always endearing!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 12 February 2024 23:59 (one year ago)

Guy looks like he just put in a big shift of being a dog

H.P, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:00 (one year ago)

He has a habit of pressing his head into me or putting his front paws on my leg. It's really sweet.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:03 (one year ago)

my murderous little Roux Paul caught in the act

https://i.ibb.co/1Zzmvvr/IMG-20231231-111708268.jpg

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:06 (one year ago)

love them fingers!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:22 (one year ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/pVQ614xB/20240116-161936-IMG-4555.avif
Peach having a good time at the beach yesterday, mere moments before she painted the sand red

H.P, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:23 (one year ago)

I've never taken one of my dogs to a beach. It was practically impossible like, so they always spent my Newquay holidays in a prisoner cell block h kennels :(

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:29 (one year ago)

I've never taken mine to forests or to see cows like yours. All good boys and girls live different, equally fulfilling lives as long as theyre loved. Sorry you couldn't make it work though, it's never a good feeling locking your friend away for a time, even if there is a million promises (probably fufilled) of their hapiness

H.P, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:38 (one year ago)

freaking Target, i bought this litter from them one time that did not say ~anywhere~ on the packaging that it was scented but it WAS scented! a disagreeable but mild enough detergenty aroma that became an unbearable stench once my beloved fluffmuffin had introduced the slightest moisture to it. i brought the half-empty jug back to the store and explained that i cannot be having smells like that in my miniature apartment and can i please return this substandard kitty litter, but the customer service rep had to recite some esoteric clause to the return policy that the item had to be at least 3/4 full or they'll not accept it. whatever, the policy's the policy and i try not to make csr's lives worse than they already are by arguing so i brought the jug back home, refilled it with the used litter, hauled it to target again and got my goddamn money back

which i promptly spent on better litter of course. Tidy Cats Free & Clean unscented low dust clumping litter is (pricy, environmentally destructive) g.o.a.t. on god, even if you miss a day, even if you have to be away for a few days and the scoundrel you left on dooty "couldn't get around to it" you'll never catch a single stinky whiff, c'est incroyable!

these tales of stinky cat houses are illustrative of people failing their cats, not of any inherent feline defect -- at least, not an exclusively feline defect. you try peeing in a box of sand for a month and never cleaning it out! the resultant miasma is not "human smell" but the smell of accumulated excreta + dysfunction.

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 02:54 (one year ago)

100/100 times I will take an argument over 10 pounds of someone's piss-clumped litter, FWIW.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 02:56 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3VZDRfpypw

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:12 (one year ago)

i had sifted out the solids, come on, i am not a monster, merely devious

what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:15 (one year ago)

freaking Target, i bought this litter from them one time that did not say ~anywhere~ on the packaging that it was scented but it WAS scented! a disagreeable but mild enough detergenty aroma that became an unbearable stench once my beloved fluffmuffin had introduced the slightest moisture to it. i brought the half-empty jug back to the store and explained that i cannot be having smells like that in my miniature apartment and can i please return this substandard kitty litter, but the customer service rep had to recite some esoteric clause to the return policy that the item had to be at least 3/4 full or they'll not accept it. whatever, the policy's the policy and i try not to make csr's lives worse than they already are by arguing so i brought the jug back home, refilled it with the used litter, hauled it to target again and got my goddamn money back

which i promptly spent on better litter of course. Tidy Cats Free & Clean unscented low dust clumping litter is (pricy, environmentally destructive) g.o.a.t. on god, even if you miss a day, even if you have to be away for a few days and the scoundrel you left on dooty "couldn't get around to it" you'll never catch a single stinky whiff, c'est incroyable!

these tales of stinky cat houses are illustrative of people failing their cats, not of any inherent feline defect -- at least, not an exclusively feline defect. you try peeing in a box of sand for a month and never cleaning it out! the resultant miasma is not "human smell" but the smell of accumulated excreta + dysfunction.

I take care of my dog's excretions with regular trips to the outdoors and a bag on hand

Glad you got some good unscented low dust clumping tidy litter for your not-dog animal

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 07:11 (one year ago)

I sound all bitter of course but not at all, I wish you were all entering my house and I was raising my voice to ask my dog to stay calm at the visitors, and she'd surely car wash through your legs a few times before flopping and exposing her ridiculous offset nipples, expecting a belly rub, moaning and holding eye contact at any non-participants

She is recovering from a spay right now, it's a lot of attention and cone-on cone-off, it's fine but every time her necessary sedatives wear off it's clear that she hasn't left her sickbed for a week, and it's all pleading energy and it is devastating, she's snore-woofle snoozing right now on my leg as I type and I cannot imagine a life without her tbh

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 07:21 (one year ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/sx6qjdSh/IMG-9475.jpg

Haven’t shared any pix of Widget here since his puppyhood. He’s got LEGS and knows how to use them…

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 07:58 (one year ago)

What a looker!

H.P, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 08:13 (one year ago)

iirc wonky nips mean Nora is an honorary witch and consequently an honorary cat, congratulation & get well soon bbygrl

Widget's stripes hint at some tiger ancestry!

nḏm (cat), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 12:21 (one year ago)

It is often said of whippets (but never by me) that they are dog hardware, cat software.

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 13:35 (one year ago)

no bad dogs, only bad dog owners


this one million times, and frankly anyone who believes the anti-bully propaganda can get fucked afaic.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 13:46 (one year ago)

bad dogs don't kill people, bad owners kill people

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 13:54 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/WPxdTa5.jpeg

the dog that lives with me, the dog that i look after three days a week

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 13:58 (one year ago)

"no bad dogs, only bad dog owners"

If the parents raise a child who goes on to commit murder, will you all just blame the parents?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 14:33 (one year ago)

The owners might be fucked up but still, in the end, the dog killed that person.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 14:34 (one year ago)

FP'd for bad, humorless trolling

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 15:11 (one year ago)

Putting FPs on ppl is all you are capable of.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 15:43 (one year ago)

baffled by your bizarre take on this thread tbh, you really can't read a room to save your life

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:03 (one year ago)

Are you sure you can talk about reading a room?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:05 (one year ago)

Dogs are sentient beings that are products of environment, upbringing, and genes, just like human beings. When we hear of people who commit terrible crimes, we often look toward these three factors when trying to suss out the why.

Similarly, we must do the same with dogs. There are no bad dog breeds, and making blanket statements about them shows a complete ignorance of facts.

Also, no dog breed can lock its jaw— this is a myth promulgated by a racist media to generate hatred of breeds associated with poorer, less white populations. This is absolutely obvious to anyone who knows anything about Breed Specific Legislation and bias against pitbulls, bully-type dogs, dobermans, etc.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:07 (one year ago)

guys i posted a pic up above if ye must doing yere bits id like ye to do it after paying due respect to the dogs i posted

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:08 (one year ago)

having previously outed myself as a cat person upthread my opinion may not count for much, but i do think that is a 10/10 dog pic

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:11 (one year ago)

ty karl

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:12 (one year ago)

Fair enough, table. It felt like it was all about the terrible owners as the sole explanation for the dog's behaviour.

We can talk about different factors that lead to the event of the dog committing the act.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:12 (one year ago)

deems, I marvel at the ability of retrievers to just dive into the most insane muck. great pic.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:12 (one year ago)

ty table ✓

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:13 (one year ago)

they look marvelous d-mac. Makes me glad my dog hates water and mud though.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:14 (one year ago)

Yes love that pic, what a lovely stinker!

Selune Gomez (Leee), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:16 (one year ago)

deems I love how your dog is looking at the golden like "anything good in there?"

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 16:43 (one year ago)

"no bad dogs, only bad dog owners"

If the parents raise a child who goes on to commit murder, will you all just blame the parents?

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, February 13, 2024 8:33 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

jfc fuck off

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 17:31 (one year ago)

American humans kill 500 times more people a year than american dogs do. Statistically speaking, you'd be safer in a room with 20 pit bulls than you would with 1 person.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 17:57 (one year ago)

well, exactly. You have to be extremely unlucky to get killed by a dog. More people die from freak accidents in the home than from doogie snappers!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:11 (one year ago)

made that last stat up, but who really gaf

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:14 (one year ago)

anyway some of these ppl killed by dogs might have been nonces or fascist generals in previous lives, you never know

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:16 (one year ago)

Also, no dog breed can lock its jaw— this is a myth promulgated by a racist media to generate hatred of breeds associated with poorer, less white populations. This is absolutely obvious to anyone who knows anything about Breed Specific Legislation and bias against pitbulls, bully-type dogs, dobermans, etc.

I don't doubt anything that you are posting here, but I still wouldn't get a Bully. Whether it is a rational fear or not, their potential for inflicting harm worries me more than it does with other dog types and I don't want any more stress or anxiety than I've already got in my life. I'm sure yours is a beaut.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:32 (one year ago)

I've got a grumpy alpha-male Labrador who hates kids and growls at them sometimes if they approach him too fast. It gives me low level anxiety at times, but I know he's incapable of seriously harming a human or even another dog. If I had a dog that was capable of causing serious injury - I'd be perma-stressed. I have seen my dog at his worst when getting into scraps with other dogs and it's all sound and fury with no real biting. Even that causes me more stress than I want really.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:52 (one year ago)

They are hard to control. In places like Goa there are a lot of stray dogs about, definitely been stressful walking around there.

While I've not been I've seen videos of cats in Istanbul and it looks delightful. Over here any cat walking about is cute and they usually get out of your way but if you see them time and again they want a stroke.

Another time I was walking through a cemetery and the cat who was about joined me in a walk, then we went our separate ways, sharing a great moment.

In contrast small dogs are little Napoleons, barking away at anyone while their fascist owners laugh.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:01 (one year ago)

the only thing I feel when my dog barks at ppl is slight embarrassment

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:04 (one year ago)

I wish there were more considerate dogs owners like you, Calzino.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:05 (one year ago)

dogs only bark at people if they’re on the lead ime, or if they’re stupid tiny yipper dogs who are compensating for their freakish breeding by taking it out on the rest of us

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:17 (one year ago)

Our dog used to bark at the postmen and postwomen, and men with grey hair. He was a horrible high strung little fella but we miss him! I’ll send you a pic.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:24 (one year ago)

I don’t get why there’s denial that dogs specifically bred to fight or hunt might be more aggressive temperamentally. Have never feared a Saint Bernard or the lovely horse-dog* across the road that comes up to the top of my hip, other breeds, prefer to keep my distance.

*looks like a very large extremely hairy golden retriever? I don’t know his/her actual name but to me it is “The honey monster”

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:27 (one year ago)

fwiw dogs bred to hunt are generally bred to FIND prey and/or bring it back once it’s been killed. i don’t think a lab or a spaniel would have any idea what to do with a live bird sitting right in front of them (i have witnessed this confusion first hand)

dogs bred to fight yeah idk i’m not a fan, and even big old malinois make me nervous even though they’re basically fine - they are bred to “protect” their owners so god help you if they think you are a threat

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:31 (one year ago)

Or point to it so you can shoot it I guess.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:36 (one year ago)

Spaniels are fast enough to catch and kill squirrels. I only found this out about 5 years when an adorable Spaniel (RIP Bernie) I used to see all the time, his owner told me he would sometimes kill 2 or 3 of them on one walk when he was younger.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:36 (one year ago)

We used to have a couple of Jack Russells, they are excellent hunters of small animals. Clever and relentless.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:37 (one year ago)

lol maybe my spaniel is just useless

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:38 (one year ago)

Our dog was part spaniel and he was dumb as shit, but then my best friend knew a springer who had worked out how to open a dishwasher to lick the plates, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:50 (one year ago)

We used to have a couple of Jack Russells, they are excellent hunters of small animals. Clever and relentless.


Weren’t they used to kill rats? I feel like all those small terrier types were used for that.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:51 (one year ago)

Yes, and probably snakes too. I reckon that's where the name "terrier" comes from, their propensity to dig.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:53 (one year ago)

I was talking to someone who has three poodles and they were telling that one of them butchered a hedgehog in the garden. Was shocked and had no idea poodles were capable of such wanton bloodshed, then I was informed they used to be used as rat control in coal mines.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:01 (one year ago)

After the Jacks came to live with us, the chipmunk population in the yard dropped to zero.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:02 (one year ago)

xp yeah they’re working dogs aren’t they? Not dissimilar to Portuguese water dogs

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:06 (one year ago)

all you pitbull haters are full of shit.

Some pit bulls were selected and bred for their fighting ability. That means that they may be more likely than other breeds to fight with dogs. It doesn’t mean that they can’t be around other dogs or that they’re unpredictably aggressive. Other pit bulls were specifically bred for work and companionship. These dogs have long been popular family pets, noted for their gentleness, affection and loyalty. And even those pit bulls bred to fight other animals were not prone to aggressiveness toward people. Dogs used for fighting needed to be routinely handled by people; therefore aggression toward people was not tolerated. Any dog that behaved aggressively toward a person was culled, or killed, to avoid passing on such an undesirable trait. Research on pet dogs confirms that dog aggressive dogs are no more likely to direct aggression toward people than dogs that aren’t aggressive to other dogs.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:38 (one year ago)

buying into media lies and savagery and contributing to the enormous population of pits in shelters. just astonishingly bad critical thinking taking place on this issue.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:39 (one year ago)

oh snap water dogs!! i told about this once before but it's one of my fave dog stories so lucky y'all get to read it again!

back in the 60s the russian navy wanted the perfect military water rescue dog so they crossbred newfies + a couple types of fiercely protective shepherds and created the Moscow Water Dog, who would swim out to drowning sailors and bite them, oops lol

nḏm (cat), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:45 (one year ago)

Any dog, no matter their apparent breeding or temperament, is capable of attacking a person. They’re animals who run on instincts, not reasoned-out decisions. But it’s pretty easy to reduce the chance of an attack ever happening to zero if you’re a responsible dog owner: don’t let your dog off leash outside your secured yard, don’t leave your dog unsupervised with a child or another dog, teach your children how to act responsibly around dogs (don’t fucking approach and/or touch strange dogs without asking the owner if it’s ok, don’t loom over them, don’t touch their heads, don’t grab them), get to know your dog so you understand their triggers and signals.

When I was a kid, a child had his face savagely bitten by a friendly and charming Labrador. The dog was in a car parked outside a party, with the window rolled all the way down. Kids were running around and one popped up suddenly in front of the open window and startled the dog. He reacted on instinct and attacked.

just1n3, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 21:34 (one year ago)

Yep, we fostered an adorable little JRT once. Took our eye off her for a second around a small kid, small kid tried to pull the dog onto her lap, dog got a fright, nipped small kid in the face. It was all fine, the child had forgotten all about it by the end of the visit, but it could all have gone a very different way.

they look marvelous d-mac. Makes me glad my dog hates water and mud though.

Have I told the story about the woman I met one day with her pure-bred cocker spaniel? She keeps him in show-dog condition at all times. I said "but is that not very impractical around here, with the beach and all?" And she said no, he hates to be dirty, and won't go in the water at all. She looked at my four wet, sandy dogs and asked me "how do you keep your house clean?" and I said, "I don't, my house is absolutely manky." Which is true. I don't think she believed me.

Deems, that is an awesome dog picture.

trishyb, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 21:42 (one year ago)

my dog had an early period of jumping in the canal and wading through mud, but soon decided this stuff sucked. And I'm glad.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 22:09 (one year ago)

Poodles (the clue’s in the name, comes from pudel which means ‘to splash’ in German) are really German water dogs. The French water dog is called a Barbet.

steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 22:11 (one year ago)

how do you keep your house clean?

keep towel at door, got a robot vacuum, gave up besides

fuckin saving up like mad for washable paint mind

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 23:33 (one year ago)

love cat's russian dog tale

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 23:34 (one year ago)

I never seem to have the foresight to buy some mudsplash coloured paint.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 23:39 (one year ago)

dmac wins the dog photo competition.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 00:11 (one year ago)

It's one of those little miracles of the universe that we were born in different time zones xyzzzz__, so I don't have the opportunity to actively engage in your foolish posting lol. Go get a dog, it'll make you happier

H.P, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:22 (one year ago)

Also sorry I engaged in my bit first dmac, but yes i concur, wonderful doggo who clearly knows a think or two about exfoliation

H.P, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:25 (one year ago)

In awe of any dog owner that keeps their house clean. Peach isn't a dirty girl, but the daily beach trips brings an ungodly amount of sand into this house.

Witnessed a jack russel going turbo speed trying to catch a seagull at the beach today, really didn't know they had that energy in them. Can absolutely see how they could tear through anything the same size/smaller than them that doesn't have wings.

H.P, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:34 (one year ago)

guys its ok i was just tryin to distract the scrapping posters

all the dog pics are good, all the dogs pictured are good dogs

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 08:34 (one year ago)

Depends on the owners.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 08:36 (one year ago)

fuck off, good lad

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 08:52 (one year ago)

You don't sound happy. Get a cat

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 08:53 (one year ago)

lol touche tbf

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 08:57 (one year ago)

It's alright, will leave the thread. You all behave with the cat posting, though. Peace.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 09:00 (one year ago)

He came in like a bulldozer, but left with style and grace. Peace returned

H.P, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 09:12 (one year ago)

My anxiety around dogs has eased in middle-age, perhaps in inverse relation to my anxiety around ppl, who knows.
Anyway, I've encountered some charmers recently...

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53502319792_fe5b874c26_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49139200976_3ac468b167_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52577717597_4e27a6e853_c.jpg

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 12:42 (one year ago)

Recovering-dog-with-too-much-energy has taken to barking desperately from downstairs beginning at 7am

I drowsed awake thinking that her cone had turned her into an autophonograph, a fusion of both dog and phonograph from the HMV logo

I did sit and think “I wish in the mornings I was dealing with an ‘I am your hat’ cat, or a ‘kneady-paws’ cat, anything but this desperate ‘look at me now’ alarm clock dog”

a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:45 (one year ago)

our young one has a physiology that predisposes him for this vomiting syndrome, so I have to feed him a snack and take him out before 8 most mornings unless we want a pile of bile on our rugs. i wake up early so don’t totally mind, but February cold makes it especially yuk.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:54 (one year ago)

Have you tried a little snack/treat before bedtime? Widget gets a treat right after we come back from last call, so no bilious voms in the morning.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:32 (one year ago)

Oh! Good idea, suzy— yeah, he is a foxhound mixed with something, so has similar physiology to a whippet. I will try late night snacks! The problem is that his older sister is an AmStaff and will also want a snack, but she definitely doesn't need one lol.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:55 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

wife and I inherited a one year old kokoni spaniel who wasn’t really getting the structure or amount of exercise he needed… he’s an absolute sweetheart and he kinda resembles chucky from the rugrats.

Super intense separation anxiety, poor thing whines and hollers even when I just go take the trash out. Also an absolute champion tugger on the harness, full on world’s strongest dog under 20 lbs.

I am getting way more exercise than I have in a long ass time. Going to have to take up running again to take care of this bad(ass) boy. Lots of great places to take him through/to where I’m at, though.

brimstead, Friday, 8 March 2024 22:38 (one year ago)

I’m looking after 2 adorable but terrible corgis for 3 weeks

https://imgur.com/a/XuOAXZx

They bark at every little sound, the little one needs her ass wiped after every poop, the bigger one has intense anxiety.

just1n3, Friday, 8 March 2024 22:58 (one year ago)

Xp that's so great. Dogs such a great way to force yourself into doing that stuff we all know is a good idea for us: getting outside + exercise. Nice to have an accountability partner whose judgements of you are so sincere that they pierce right through to the heart. Have fun with your spaniel! He's young top, the separation anxiety and crazy-energy will probably recede over the year (maybe)

Good luck just1n3 lol

H.P, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:09 (one year ago)

Nara, the little girl, has a hole in her heart and sleeps 98% of the day, the other 2% is spent going absolutely wild: humping and ankle-biting her brother, pouncing around like a kitten, generally being a tiny terror. Tsunami sits and stares at me a lot, likes to carry a sock around in his mouth but sometimes the sock-carrying triggers an anxiety attack and he has to come up beside me on the couch or bed, shivering and crying, and bury the sock in the cushions/pillows. Then I have to ASMR him with a soft whispery voice till he calms down. They don’t appear to like each other very much but if you try to separate them, they absolutely freak out. They also can’t be separated from me or my husband - they follow us around very closely and have to be in our room at night. Tsunami freaks out if he sees us even cuddling. Oh and Nara has to take 4 medications 3x a day.

just1n3, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:52 (one year ago)

:(

All my love to zara and tsunami.

H.P, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:54 (one year ago)

Nara

H.P, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:54 (one year ago)

My sweetie Roux has had varying degrees of separation anxiety since I adopted her over a year ago but about a month ago she started getting incredibly nervous and destructive in the middle of the night trying to escape. I took her to the vet and now we're a few weeks into weaning her onto doggie prozac (flouxetine). It seems like it's helping some and she's at least not being destructive at night even if she makes a racket whining and trying to get into inaccessible places. I'm really hoping that when we wean her onto a higher dose it helps her calm down and be happier, though. She shouldn't have to be nervous about anything, poor thing.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Friday, 15 March 2024 18:26 (one year ago)

Do you let her sleep in your room?

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 15 March 2024 22:04 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

I bought a white noise machine, not for my dog but it has reduced his barking by about 90%. It's half term and he has been barking at noisy kids all week and driving me insane. The industrial fan noise works perfectly, he was so zoned out(or zoned in?) he didn't even notice the noisy bleeping bin van doing the collection - that is a first.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 08:54 (one year ago)

Widget forfeited evening meals twice last week because he counter-surfed a) a pack of unopened pitta breads on one afternoon and b) an entire brioche loaf a few days later. Twat.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 10:21 (one year ago)

It pisses me off when I've cooked extra veg to mix with his dog food and he pays me back by emptying the contents of the bin all over the floor looking for bits of stale pizza and greedily plotting to steal my food the second my back is turned. He's basically a fucking arsehole.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 13:22 (one year ago)

Mine tried to eat a tampon today (fresh, not used!!) He's really more a himbo than an asshole

salsa shark, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 19:42 (one year ago)

Somehow we've had two dogs in a row where you could leave like a whole pizza on a coffee table and walk away and they would only stare longingly at it, not go eat it immediately.

The first one definitely got into some trouble in his early years, though. He was a Great Dane and ate entire plastic bags of food, including the bags. He also got into a bag of uncooked rice once with very unpleasant results.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 22:06 (one year ago)

our girl will not touch food she knows/understands to be destined for humans and will leave food if told to

but if she gets to something on the ground before the chance to order her against, she will devour absolutely anything, as several instances of three day constipation and one almost fatal stuffed toy event have proven

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 22:58 (one year ago)

those vacuum cleaner dogs are a flippin' menace! i had to pry a rotten fish chunk out of a dog's gullet one time, getting stabbed under the fingernails by fish bones in the process. you'd think i'd at least gain some zombie werefish powers but no, all i got was a lousy infection (and what kind of person is just strewing fish parts through the park like johnny fishyseed, that is extremely uncouth)

and there are dogs who eat rocks!?

"enthusiast" (cat), Thursday, 4 April 2024 23:09 (one year ago)

we are once again contemplating placing our younger dog back in a rescue.

while he is a silly lovebug and very affectionate towards all people, none of the training we have done has helped with his dog aggression. this means, in essence, that we cannot bring him anywhere— every time we leave the house, we have to check around to make sure there aren’t any dogs within a block or two. we cannot travel for more than a day or two without placing him in expensive dog boarding, and when we do travel with him, we need to bring a portable crate and tons of dog sleep aids because he will growl at every sound if we stay in a motel.

he is also strong enough that when he pulls, he has started hurting me— i am an active 39 year old, athletic and “jacked” even, and this motherfucker has really done a number on my shoulders.

weighing the positives against the negatives is just becoming more stark.

we also initially got him because we wanted our older pitbull type dog to have a friend— but now he is her only friend, because we can’t meet other dogs due to his aggression.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 5 April 2024 00:01 (one year ago)

that's so sad.

have you seen a behaviourist at all? we did for our dog's aggression issues with mixed results but i do know other people for who it has been a game changer. we were also lucky our pet insurance covered most of it.

stirmonster, Friday, 5 April 2024 00:05 (one year ago)

i'm so sorry, table, that's really hard. wish there were some surefire fix for traumatized dogs (and animals, and people), especially when there's so much love in them that gets short circuited by that fear response

"enthusiast" (cat), Friday, 5 April 2024 00:39 (one year ago)

sorry to hear that table, I can sort of relate, I hope it works out for you and the doggo.

brimstead, Friday, 5 April 2024 02:04 (one year ago)

it makes my doggo problems seem as trivial as they are, also wish you + the doggy gl, table.

yesterday my dog found a bone in the park. I was furious that there was a bone in the park - like what kind of scruffy bastard discards a steak bone in the park. Once he gets a bone I have to cut the walk short because there is no way he is going to relinquish that bone and he will growl at anyone who approaches while it is clamped in his gob. Which makes tying him outside the onestop while I get an ice cream milkshake not really an option and he becomes so hyper focussed on guarding his bone, the walk is effectively finished for him. I had to drop him back at home and venture back out again, after reminding him that he is not a vgb, he is in fact a bit of an arsehole!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 05:59 (one year ago)

I am fortunate that any bone Widget grabs in the park can be prised from his mouth in seconds, because he won’t listen to ‘drop it’. At this point I don’t even break stride during a removal. But this does mean that he can’t go off lead in our local garden squares, because they are full of people with picnics/lunches, who either litter or throw away huge amounts of food, which crows, foxes and gulls pilfer from the bins and wind up strewn across the park. Or there are bread morons leaving crusts for birds, who can’t read the many signs forbidding it.

We need to work on his selective reactivity on lead: there are a few local dogs he HATES and two of these dogs are owned by complete schmucks who think leads are for other dogs, or that it’s OK to follow us when we are obviously trying to avoid an interaction.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 5 April 2024 06:38 (one year ago)

"Or there are bread morons leaving crusts for birds"

disgusting savages, I have nothing but contempt for these idiots.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 07:03 (one year ago)

"I am fortunate that any bone Widget grabs in the park can be prised from his mouth in seconds"

used to be able to do this, but now I could lose fingers - I guess he has won, but I'll get the last laugh when I finally drop him off to vets for castration. It has taken me way too long to make this decision but it is DEFINITELY happening now.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 07:10 (one year ago)

that pair of swinging troublemakers are history!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 07:15 (one year ago)

WRT bread morons, people confront them ALL THE TIME about ‘feeding the birds’ because rodents are the true beneficiaries plus you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant fucking rat just moseying through a central London park. Inevitably one of the foxes kills the rat, and Widget finds the desiccated corpse, circle of strife etc.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 5 April 2024 10:04 (one year ago)

also putting food on the ground for birds, even if it is bird appropriate food makes them vulnerable to furry predators - especially this at the idiots who throw bread over their back fence in my local park - where there are always cats lurking about. And also I end up with a spoiled walk with my dog clamping a weeks old french bread loaf with green mold in his gob, like his life depends on it.

managed to get a castration date at the vets - one day before my birthday. This dog castration is my birthday present to myself!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 April 2024 10:12 (one year ago)

tabes thats rough i hope it turns around for ye

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2024 11:06 (one year ago)

thanks yall. we are just discussing it at the moment— like all aggressive dogs he has good days and bad days. he wants to be good but the animal fear/stimulation feedbacks he gets into are intense and hard to deal with.

but for example, this morning we had a lovely walk.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 5 April 2024 13:33 (one year ago)

It's tough, for sure. I have a friend who works in a dog rescue, and the last two dogs she had were long-termers from that rescue. She gets up at 5am to walk her dogs every day when there's nobody around, then spends her free time thinking up enrichment games and toys for them so they can have at least some happy life. She and her partner never go away together.

The only fortunate thing is that there's been a bit of a mini-boom in privately owned dog parks here, where you can pay an hourly fee to run your dogs in a couple of acres with no other dogs around. They're expensive, and only accessible by car, and the rules around them are really strict, but they seem to be constantly booked up.

trishyb, Friday, 5 April 2024 14:01 (one year ago)

Yesterday Widget had a blast with my friend C’s tripaw Staffie girl who was happy to chase him across Hampstead Heath. She is really fit despite the lost leg and I’m so glad he’s found a dog of that breed that he likes.

Widget’s faves are anything shaped like a Pointer (Dalmatian/Vizsla/Weimeraner), other sighthounds, lurchers, Dachshunds, Jack Russells, Poodles, Border collies and Bernese mountain dogs. He is variable on spaniels (Tracer Hand’s Springer good, neighbour’s wayward cocker bad), cockapoos, Schnauzers, and Chihuahuas. He loathes bull/mastiff breeds, most Shepherds, retrievers on lead, and EBTs.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 5 April 2024 14:24 (one year ago)

Nora has a new game. "I'm going to grab the other dog's toy and play keep away. For an hour." Like, she won't drop it, won't respond to commands, and the other dog just gets more and more agitated and heartbroken at her ruthless toynapping. If the other dog starts to lose interest, or feign interest, Nora gets this smug look on her face and starts squeaking the toy in her jaws. What a mean girl!

Premises, Premises (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 5 April 2024 16:48 (one year ago)

Ha, Teddy does that to Howie’s toys too… “that’s mine now, gonna play with it and make you sad!”

brimstead, Friday, 5 April 2024 17:36 (one year ago)

Widget showed me a new talent yesterday: he runs off with a small stuffed French bulldog toy in his mouth, and will play keepy-uppy with it, tossing it in the air and catching it over and over while going off at top whippet speed. If he does it next time, I’m filming it.

steely flan (suzy), Friday, 5 April 2024 18:15 (one year ago)

That sucks, table. I know there are some sites & apps for pet sitters and house sitters that will come to your dog while you're away, unless you don't trust them to keep your dog away from other dogs.

I also have an extremely problematic rescue dog, he's a little psychopath and has been one for the last 8 years. Has issues with other dogs, sure, whatever, although he's been able to make friends with small dogs with repeated exposure. The real issue is he's violent with people, especially us. Triggers include moving the wrong away, letting him sit on your lap, asking him to kennel up at the end of the night, doing any number of activities that may lead to other activities that signal the end of the night, and of course any sort of grooming. He's burned through every groomer in town and last week once again only got half-groomed, even loaded full of drugs (the resultant haircut is admittedly hilarious though).

We've tried behaviorists and lots of training approaches, but he'll always be crazy. Of course he's incredibly sweet when he's not being murderous (and two seconds after he's done biting he acts like nothing happened), but it feels like being in an abusive relationship.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 5 April 2024 18:34 (one year ago)

Luckily he's only 11 lbs, if he was a large dog he surely would have been euthanized by now.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 5 April 2024 18:35 (one year ago)

One of our dogs is a long-haired Patterdale terrier. The kind of dog that's more a type than a real breed. In Ireland at least, you still mostly find them killing rats on farms or going out hunting rabbits and whatnot. You can tell they're a serious kind of dog, because auld lads are always looking at Bittser admiringly and telling me what a grand little dog he is. "I bet he's a great ratter," they'll say. Or, "I bet he keeps you on your toes." He does not. He has his run around off the lead for about an hour in the morning, and sometimes he'll chase pigeons in the garden for a while in the afternoon, but otherwise he snoozes all day in our ancient cat's bed, and then cries at me if I don't put a blanket over him in the evening. I was saying this to a woman today and she said, "You obviously have the other kind of Patterdale. Probably why he was dumped." Her sister had a Patterdale for a while and had to give it away because it attacked her red setter and almost killed it.

trishyb, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 13:05 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Just here to say that dogs are the best and all those spraying vile opinions on the US/dystopia thread are wrong 🙂

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 10:36 (ten months ago)

speaking of spraying, don't forget to spay and neuter.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 12:01 (ten months ago)

dogs are the best and people without a dog in the family generally don't get it. i was one of those people 18 months ago, so i know!

i also hoard records though. :-)

stirmonster, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 12:37 (ten months ago)

you really don't need to own a dog to know why people love dogs. it isn't one of those *if you know you know* situations. i think everyone grows up knowing how much people love pets and why.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 12:52 (ten months ago)

idk man, i was not a dog guy until we got one. up to that point i put out very equivocal vibes and the dogs could sense it. but now they know i like them (well most of them)

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 12:58 (ten months ago)

i'm the same, Tracer.

stirmonster, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:06 (ten months ago)

The dog my gf & I currently care for is the first dog I ever liked. And my cat who passed away last month was the first cat she ever liked. The cosmic ballet goes on!

The king of the demo (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:13 (ten months ago)

you weren't a dog guy but you knew why people were though, right? that's really what i mean. why people would fall in love with a cute animal that licked them. its easy to understand is all i'm saying.

x-post

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:14 (ten months ago)

i understand why people love their cars and driving even though i don't love cars or driving.

but also i grew up with pets. i get the pet thing. i liked our cats and dogs. but what i really loved was letting them out the door when they need to poop.
we had a cat that would leave dead rabbits and snakes on our front doorstep. i always thought that was kinda gross and cool. living with a cat is like living with a psychopath that you can cuddle with and who will never kill you.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:17 (ten months ago)

we had a beautiful dog here in this house years ago. it was so big and strong and needed to run A LOT. and we couldn't give them the running they needed. and we did not want to do what everyone does in our town which is leave it inside all day or chained up out back whining and barking. so we found a wonderful woman who had plenty of acres for dogs to run and we gave her our dog. that dog needed to be free. when i think of dogs like that in apartments in cities...so cruel.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:21 (ten months ago)

I like dogs and had a mutt I loved during my middle-to-high-school years. (She was really the whole family’s dog, but she was sort of designated as “mine.”) But I have never wanted to own one as an adult. For years between different living situations, cats were much more practical. Now, dogs just seem like so much work to me. I enjoy other people’s.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:34 (ten months ago)

Scott stop posting about dogs

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 13:47 (ten months ago)

haha, okay, i will. i could go on for days!

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 14:08 (ten months ago)

My dog was loads of work as a puppy because young whippets are land sharks who don’t believe ‘no’ is for or at them, but compared to then he is an angel. Bonus: he goes on play dates with Tracer’s dog.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 14:19 (ten months ago)

I love my dogs. I have changed a lot of things in my life in order to accommodate my dogs. I have a feeling that I might take a break from having dogs when this generation is gone, though. It would be nice to be able to go out for the whole day without having to get a dog minder, never mind being able to go somewhere overnight.

trishyb, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 14:36 (ten months ago)

^^^ it would be nice but i cannot imagine my day to day life without dogs, or at least one. i knew at an early point in my young adulthood that i would have to choose freedom to travel/mobility or dogs and i chose dogs.

i am allergic to cats so they are not an option

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 14:45 (ten months ago)

We have two 8 year old ladies: Pearl, a boston-terrier, and Sally, a pit mix. They're the best but they are starting so slow down a little and I've been thinking a lot about getting a puppy. Three dogs seems like a lot though. I can walk two dogs very easily.

Three of any animal is serious. Because one more than three is four and four of an animal is suspicious.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 15:12 (ten months ago)

I currently have three dogs (two recently inherited after sudden death in family) I don’t really recommend it unless you really want to add more chaos and poop to your life

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 19:15 (ten months ago)

i was in exactly the same boat as tracer until we got our own place out the country a bit and got to rescue this hot mess and now i cant imagine not being a dog person any more

https://i.imgur.com/GOaXnw1.jpeg

tbh its made me a lot softer on pretty much all animals generally

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 19:31 (ten months ago)

Jesus, that's a handsome figure of a dog.

We have three little dogs. They are all excellent in their own way, but having one old dog and two young dogs does making walks a bit of a chore. Much easier for my husband than for me, because the old dog doesn't like going for walks with him, so when it's his day she just stays home with me.

trishyb, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 19:49 (ten months ago)

Does making walks? WTF?

trishyb, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 19:49 (ten months ago)

I just realized it is a bit strange that I feel like a dog would be too much work, and opted for a 1049 lb pony instead

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 21:15 (ten months ago)

tbf, per lb, prob a good shout

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 21:16 (ten months ago)

The poops smell better, that’s for sure

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 21:18 (ten months ago)

I currently have three dogs (two recently inherited after sudden death in family) I don’t really recommend it unless you really want to add more chaos and poop to your life

I have a dog and two cats, all from my partner. One of the most frustrating things about it is that when I'm away, I know the dog isn't going to be taken out to do her business, she's going to stay in the house and use a pee pad, which means tracking pee through the house because she steps through it and it also means the cats will eventually do their innate thing where they try to bury the poop with non-existent sand and possibly step through everything, which is a problem because they also jump on all the furniture, including the kitchen counter. I raised this as a health issue and was met with firm resistance with accusations of OCD. We eventually tried couples therapy to help settle the issue, and the therapist said "it's just poop and pee, what's wrong if it's on the floor?"

I grew up with a dog and loved him to bits. He also had intestinal problems due to our family's refusal to feed him right (I tried, one person alone can't overcome a family's unwillingness to feed him a normal diet) and I wound up cleaning up the mess on a daily basis.

So as much as I love animals, the above is partly why I've never gotten one on my own. I had a good ten years where I didn't have to worry about cleaning up waste off the floor and man do I miss it.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 21:46 (ten months ago)

Quincie they may smell better but they’re the size of a human head! I’ll keep my littledogs and their petite poops.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 21:47 (ten months ago)

Thirded on only really liking dogs once we got one. I used to think they were stinky and annoying. I still think that, but I love them more than anything and would happily spend my whole day playing with them.

Waking up to a smile like this everyday really sets everything right
https://i.postimg.cc/sXhdH70M/20240412-164226.avif

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 00:47 (ten months ago)

Gonna go hate read the us politics thread

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 00:48 (ten months ago)

*dystopia

Eh, not much to hate

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 00:59 (ten months ago)

gorgeous!^^

Yes! 18 months ago I was in the dogs are quite cute but not for me camp and now I spend a good part of every day thinking they are the best thing in this world and that I would do literally anything for mine. I'd also do anything for any dog that needeed help, evidenced today by following a dog that had got lost in the middle of my city for over an hour and trying to ensure he wasn't hit by a car. He was eventually, thankfully, reunited with his owner.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:21 (ten months ago)

i know this is silly but just entertain it for a minute

sometimes i think of my dog as my dad, reincarnated into a form where we can love each other without all the human bullshit. i imagine him being offered a weirdass choice after dying, nonexistence, or you're a dog, your son's dog. the roles flip, and you become the dependent, not the common kind that probably sucks really badly, the older person in the nursing home hoping that someone, anyone visits, taking more and more drugs, but instead, a dog catching a frisbee and cuddling next to the person you love the most, sharing so much because of proximity and always being there. depending on someone and knowing they could completely depend on you, back, without doubt.

not sure why i'm thinking of all that, other than the revive of this thread and scott mentioning the thing about dogs and climate change earlier (tbvh i didn't get why table was so aggro toward scott in that exchange but whatever), and also seeing a washington post tidbit about dogs and whether it was ok to mourn their deaths. of course i immediately thought of my best pal in the entire fucking world, a dog, birdie, dying, and what a fucking wreck i will be. it sends me down a whirlwind of thoughts. to question whether (and to be clear, i'm not ranting at the washington post article i half remember reading at some point today, and will be wrapping it up shortly) a person mourning a dog deserves sympathy is really funny and sad and dystopian and not surprising but disappointing and *cane appears behind curtain*

z_tbd, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 02:59 (ten months ago)

*oops, sorry, i meant "to be clear, i ^AM^ ranting at the washington post article i halfremember reading at some point today..."

z_tbd, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 03:01 (ten months ago)

zs <3

dogs are so funny, I had in my head my whole life that chihuahuas were annoying useless dogs but now that I’ve had mine for 5 years I’m the biggest chuiuhaha evangelist

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 03:02 (ten months ago)

for the record: the thought of suzy and tracer having puppy play dates totes made me go Awwwwwwwwwww! that was the sweetest thing i have read all week.

scott seward, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 03:15 (ten months ago)

A male chihuahua’s body is life support for proportionally huge cock and balls, bleurgh. Unfortunately for the part of my brain that produces mental pictures, I noticed this when my friend’s dog was perched on her shoulder, packing lipstick.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 04:31 (ten months ago)

Why malign a particular type of dog?? They are all precious friends. I literally cannot countenance when people talk shit about littledogs.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 13:22 (ten months ago)

my sister has 4 chihuahuas. 2 of them are male and i don't think the cock and balls thing has ever been on my radar, even in a very vague sense.

i wasn't a chihuahua fan until I met this crew of chaos, but they are the best. fearless!

stirmonster, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 13:31 (ten months ago)

Got a lot of respect for little dudes and dudettes. But I do internally scoff when one of them starts going off at my large dog, minding her own business, as we walk by.

Like small dog, with love and respect, please be chill.

Peach has a small dog across the road she likes to visit when she escapes the house (I'm bad at closing the front door). They're good mates, and it's kind of sweet that her first actions when experiencing sweet freedom, is to go check in on the little old man next door. It's a beautiful friendship

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:02 (ten months ago)

sometimes little dogs are just scared of big dogs, like if they’re rescues and/or have had shitty experiences/shitty owners.

brimstead, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:05 (ten months ago)

No totally, I understand and I genuinely love the little suckers, it's just a funny social interaction on both the dog and human level

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:07 (ten months ago)

Our neighbour’s dog, Bartholomew J. Chihuahua, is a good non-priapic little guy who Widget allows to climb all over him because they were pups together.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:08 (ten months ago)

"She gets it all the time" with a wry smile is my go-to if the owner apologises and looks affable

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:08 (ten months ago)

"You know that dog could literally eat you if it wanted to, right?" is what I say to my dogs when they start that nonsense. They only bark at other dogs when they're on the lead, though. When we're in the off-lead area, it's all "Hey, let's be best friends forever!"

trishyb, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:11 (ten months ago)

Well, not Bruno. But he's a little shit. People find it very amusing when I describe my own dog to them as a little dickhead. But he is!

trishyb, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:12 (ten months ago)

There's a little dog that really gives Peach a run for her money at the beach, cannot believe the energy that little creature has. It is very fulfilling to see big and small dogs play together. I was throwing a tree branch into the water and they were playing the role of "branch manager" and "assistant branch manager", bringing it back to shore with a set of teeth at either end of it.

Lol. Little shits need our love too. They're charming in their own way

H.P, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:18 (ten months ago)

right?!?! how can you not love a lil animal charging around doing its best?? they didn't ask to be tiny and they deserve love and appreciation like the rest of us/them.

am i carrying some long-held resentment toward a former roommate who thought it was funny-mean to call me (a full sized human being, albeit a small one) a 'yappy little dog' I AM

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:33 (ten months ago)

i also am the proud custodian of two smalls, one very small at 5.4 lbs. he is 13, we adopted him when he was 9, and i love him in spite of his (many) challenges.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 14:34 (ten months ago)

It is incredibly funny when my tiny red haired gumless chihuahua starts yapping and tugging towards some bicyclist on the sidewalk, like what are you going to do, grab a hold of his ankle and gum him to death?

brimstead, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 15:32 (ten months ago)

toothless not gumless sorry for extra accidental cursedness

brimstead, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 15:33 (ten months ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkk8Ac19K48

twisted flight map starer (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 22:57 (ten months ago)

Ew

H.P, Thursday, 11 July 2024 00:36 (ten months ago)

Our neighbour’s dog, Bartholomew J. Chihuahua, is a good non-priapic little guy who Widget allows to climb all over him because they were pups together.

― guillotine vogue (suzy)

ha, our Poppi does this with her buddy Roky, she was a little baby when he was a 2-year-old teenager and they lived here together, now he comes to visit and she does this hilarious grooming/nibbling thing where she sort of chews on him, completely adorable. now Poppi is almost 3, she's a young adult!

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 00:54 (ten months ago)

Poppppiiiiii pix of her please
Iirc she’s the cutest

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:57 (ten months ago)

https://imgur.com/a/TTm1wIb

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:25 (ten months ago)

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I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:26 (ten months ago)

oops

https://imgur.com/a/ODMh3Dd

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:27 (ten months ago)

FFS

https://i.imgur.com/QWX5sLs.jpg

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:29 (ten months ago)

I’m looking after this butterball for a week. His name is Chase but we call him Dumpling:

https://imgur.com/a/raH42oi

I think he’s some kind of beagle mix, and he has the silkiest fur. He also has an adorable habit of giving you a thump with his paw if you stop petting him before he’s done with you.

just1n3, Thursday, 11 July 2024 03:16 (ten months ago)

Haaa my dog does that too. His “more” signal

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 03:17 (ten months ago)

oh yes, it is universal

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 03:24 (ten months ago)

Poppppppiiiiiiii what an adorable animal she is
damn i love dogs

(had to wait til i got home to laptop to see photo, phone cannot do justice)

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 03:59 (ten months ago)

<3

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 11 July 2024 04:01 (ten months ago)

Love Poppi!

While I was away, Widget’s sitter took him to an art fair and a very famous fashion/portrait photographer who was doing an event there decided W had to take part.

So yep, whippet portrait by Rankin on its way, LOL.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 05:15 (ten months ago)


Haaa my dog does that too. His “more” signal

Kitt will hook his paw over your hand and try to pull it back towards him, the way a cat might.

I think this link to a photo of Kitt and Bruno should work. I always worry about posting photos directly into threads, that they will be gigantic. I feel this is one of those things that used to be easier in the old days of the internet.

trishyb, Thursday, 11 July 2024 09:20 (ten months ago)

Doonie makes his feelings quite clear if I stop fussing.

woof, Thursday, 11 July 2024 10:03 (ten months ago)

Widget places both paws on my lap, in a manoeuvre known as BEGGY PAWS.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 10:31 (ten months ago)

Wiz paws at us, whereas Nella just inches her way toward you and then places one paw very definitively on the knee or thigh.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 July 2024 13:13 (ten months ago)

https://imgur.com/a/SNmOhEF

guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 11 July 2024 13:44 (ten months ago)

Nice pic, Suzy ;)

"Designer" dogs were clearly not nearly so much of A Thing when Matt ran the poll. We recently dog-sat a labradoodle puppy and will shortly be looking after a cockapoo.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 11 July 2024 13:49 (ten months ago)

Dooooooonie

I had a dog I called Doonie long time ago <3 <3 <3 that was of course not his real name

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 July 2024 14:24 (ten months ago)

We're minding a friend's dog at the moment. She's a little old Yorkie with only a couple of front teeth left. She's got a few chronic conditions that require medication, and man, she does not like taking the medication. The problem is (we've discovered, after two days of wrestling pills into her), she's not only freakishly strong, but because she has no teeth, her mouth doesn't close all the way, even with your hand over her muzzle, so everything that goes in the front just slides out the side into her beard. And we have to be very careful putting things too far back in her mouth because she has a collapsed trachea and we don't want to hurt her.
She won't eat roast chicken at all anymore because she's so suspicious that it might have pills in it. I don't know how my friend will manage this long-term. Like, the dog has at least five more years in her, and these pills have to go in twice a day.
Funny enough, she takes her steroid inhaler like a champ -- I assume because she can feel the positive effects of it immediately.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 08:28 (ten months ago)

aww

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 09:11 (ten months ago)

I knew someone with a senior medicine averse dog. Discreetly mixing the tablet into food was futile, amusingly all food was eaten with carefully untouched tablet still in bowl. Your not supposed to grind the tablets, they tried it anyway and dog wouldn't touch the food at all. My daft uber-scavenger dog is so easy to medicate, he'll literally eat anything - just wrap the tablet in a tiny piece of bread and its down the hatch in microseconds. The downside to this is he is frequently getting ill from eating just about *anything*.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 09:45 (ten months ago)

If I have to give a pill, it gets walled into some cheddar and that seems to work because Widget can’t smell medicine through cheese.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 09:49 (ten months ago)

Our dogs' preferred method of pill delivery is a dab of Philadelphia on the end of your finger. You have to follow this immediately with a second dab of Philadelphia, so that something else is coming down the pipe and they haven't the leisure time to hork the pill back up again.

That was the trick I learned years ago with many fussy dogs. Three pieces of treat. First one is uncontaminated. Second one hides the pill, third one follows quickly on the heels of the second so they just swallow the second one super fast. Absolutely does not work with this dog, she is wise to all that nonsense.

Your not supposed to grind the tablets,

Oh yeah, I've seen ones that say "do not crush" sometimes. I guess those are time-release something or other?

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:11 (ten months ago)

not trying to be rude, but is “a dab of Philadelphia” referring to cream cheese? is that how cream cheese is referred to in the UK?!?

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:36 (ten months ago)

yep in France too

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:37 (ten months ago)

Specifically Philadelphia low-fat cream cheese in our case, because higher-quality cream cheese is not as gluey.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:43 (ten months ago)

wow thx. til

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:45 (ten months ago)

why would that be rude lol

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 12:08 (ten months ago)

Neko would eat literally anything - all veggies, fruits, even limes and lemons - except goddamn pills.

just1n3, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:01 (ten months ago)

yeah it can be an advantage, foodwise. Mine will eat broccoli, carrots, sprouts, apples*, cabbage ... anything. It's quite easy to get his on 5 a day down him.

*cuts of apple, someone told me the pips can be poisonous to dogs. Not sure if this is true.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:07 (ten months ago)

we used to struggle to give our toothless chihuahua her vitamin/arthritis pills at meal times but since we moved in Feb she has been eagerly sucking them down. Thank god.

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:10 (ten months ago)

Did you do anything special to get them into her when she was reluctant? Any toothless dog tips?

someone told me the pips can be poisonous to dogs. Not sure if this is true.

Yeah, I've heard this also, but I can't remember where. So many things are poisonous to dogs. You wonder how they get by, sometimes.

trishyb, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:13 (ten months ago)

as a last resort we would blow in her nose to trigger her swallow reflex, like we do to stop inverted sneezing

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:15 (ten months ago)

shes mostly easy as pie, only eats soft food, treats for her are not as easy to find but she loves these soft meatball things when they’re broken up.

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:22 (ten months ago)

apple pips, as well as avocado pits and cherries etc, contain amygdalin, which when in contact with stomach emzymes produces Cyanide.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:34 (ten months ago)

just fyi, that’s why you can’t just chuck a whole apple at a Labrador, as much as he might want the whole thing

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:35 (ten months ago)

I have thus far managed not to kill my pony by letting him eat all of the apple (or just the core that I myself declined to consume).

He weighs 1040 lbs tho

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:34 (ten months ago)

Are doggy suppositories a thing?

Élisabeth Vigée Lebron (Leee), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:46 (ten months ago)

what dyou think doggystyle is

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 20:20 (ten months ago)

Are doggy suppositories a thing?

Good question.

We're having good luck with syringing the meds into her. Husband holds her mouth open and I dart that sucker in. The great thing about her is that she doesn't bear a grudge. The second it's all over and you give her little face a wipe, she's your best friend again. She's such a little star, really. And she does that super cute thing of cocking her head from one side to the other whenever you talk to her, which definitely adds to the charm.

trishyb, Thursday, 25 July 2024 08:44 (nine months ago)

I know I'm a hater but.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/jul/30/sinister-shocking-rise-of-dog-attacks-on-postal-workers

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 08:44 (nine months ago)

if my dog bit off Alan Johnson's finger, he'd get a treat! But tbh I've never kept a dog that would be a danger to a postal worker and wouldn't keep one if they were.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 09:12 (nine months ago)

any large dog during a fight or flight response can be dangerous. When mine was getting put under for his castration op it took 5 of them to hold him down and he almost bit one of them in the face. I did warn them he becomes ultra-heightened at vets and would put up a spirited defense but that was a bit more than I thought he was capable of.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 09:40 (nine months ago)

Widget is friends with our postman because we always see him on his route and stop to allow W to say hello to him.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 10:01 (nine months ago)

A dog bite can have consequences for the dog and dog owner, too. “If something happens, it’s horrible for everybody,” Lloyd says. Repercussions can range from Royal Mail suspending delivery until a problem is resolved (this can affect whole blocks and sometimes streets) to custodial sentences. The owner of the dog that attacked Hobson was sentenced to 140 hours of community service and received a 10-year ban on owning a dog. That was fairly lenient: dogs can be euthanised and, under section 3 of the Dangerous Dogs Act, owners can face unlimited fines and up to five years’ imprisonment if their dog bites someone (rising to 14 years for a fatal attack).


Does this mean they confiscated or destroyed this Alsatian? Fairly lenient implies not.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 10:09 (nine months ago)

This is me whenever a dog barks in my vicinity.

It’s frightening,” says Anderson. “Every day after, for weeks and weeks, you hear a dog barking and you think: where is it? Is it loose? Is it going to come up and is it going to bite me?”

---

As the piece is kinda saying a lot of owners need to be trained to own a dog.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 11:23 (nine months ago)

My small dogs and I were attacked by a free roaming large dog in 2013 and I still feel reverberations of it to this day. I don’t remember a lot aside from screaming so loud and much that someone came running out of their apartment to see if I was dying. It’s not controversial to suggest that people need to know how to control their animals. It’s important!!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 14:01 (nine months ago)

One of my dogs had to go to ER to get a tube inserted into his neck. It was absolutely awful.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 14:02 (nine months ago)

That's terrible. As someone who had to care for an animal I am really sorry to hear that.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 14:27 (nine months ago)

My latest concern is that a loud barking dog will bust through a window to jump at me. I was also body checked by a large dog on the sidewalk last year now that I think about it!! The guy was looking at his phone :-/

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 15:24 (nine months ago)

There are a lot of selfish dumbass dog owners in my neighborhood

brimstead, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 16:24 (nine months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/7eybpzZ.jpeg

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 17:47 (nine months ago)

get 'em

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 17:48 (nine months ago)

There was an article in the Irish papers recently about the proposed ban on XL bullies, and the dog warden in Cork made some really good and sensible points about dog ownership and people's expectations of dogs. Some dogs are simply not designed to fit in with modern suburban and urban life, where they are left alone for many hours in the day, their exercise is curtailed because there's nowhere for them to really get a good run, except maybe at the weekends, they don't get to socialise freely with other dogs or with people, and they also don't get to spend any time alone. Everything in their lives is on the humans' terms, and there are a lot of breeds that are not designed to cope with that.
For example, about fifteen years ago there was a lot of talk in dog rescue circles here about "cocker rage", because a load of people were buying cute little cocker spaniels from shitty breeders and keeping them in their houses twenty-three hours a day, only taking them out for a walk on a lead for an hour. Cocker spaniels are designed to go all day long. They're not a toy dog. So they started biting people or destroying property or generally being ungovernable and getting dumped in rescues. But because they didn't kill anyone, it never really made the general news.
I know when I was a kid, you didn't touch a dog if it was asleep, or eating, or in its kennel. You always let a dog come to you. A lot of people seem to have forgotten those rules.
I love my dogs. I love everyone's dogs. But there are too many dogs now, and their lives are too dog-unfriendly, and it's not working out for anyone.

trishyb, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 08:40 (nine months ago)

Good post, and as per article its interesting how the pandemic has exarcebated these issues.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 09:02 (nine months ago)

Yup all true and super-visible post-pandemic - cockers and their crosses (especially where you can see a lot of working cocker expressed) are probably the nuttiest dogs that I regularly meet in South London - not the running in big pointless circles, that's obviously funny and charming pure cocker flushing fun, but head height leaping at me (friendly), aggro towards other dogs, narratives of behavioural problems. I like them but you can see, exactly as you say trishy, that people have an all-day working breed when they thought they were getting a nice little flat-sized dog with a bit of character.

woof, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 10:12 (nine months ago)

holding hand up here, i'm one of those spaniel owners. in my defense once i realised what i had on my hands i worked every day for months to train him, and he he gets 2x hour-long walk a day off the lead. i'm very lucky to live near a huge park, with a culture of off-lead walks

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 10:20 (nine months ago)

i had the fear of god put into me by a book on hunting dog recall, where the author said spaniels are by far the most returned dogs to shelters, because their owners can't handle them once their hunting instinct kicks in. they will run 4 miles in the same direction after a squirrel, a bee. she compared it to buying a horse if you had zero experience with horses.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 10:24 (nine months ago)

tbc Tracer the committed owner/cockerish combos are great - it is a great joy to see a cocker rip around a big field for no discernible reason. And I'm not a million miles off the same - my boy needs about 2-3 hours a day in the big parks round here - a bit of setter in him tips him over into a dog who'd ideally be out all day in a field, in my vicinity.

Also lol a bee. DON'T EAT THE BEE, that is my catchphrase.

woof, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 10:42 (nine months ago)

holding hand up here, i'm one of those spaniel owners.

Hey, I have no beef with people who don't know. People simply don't know. I wouldn't know if I wasn't such a dog person.

And one of my favourite things is to sit up on a high point at the beach and watch a spaniel or a setter run five kilometres for every half a kilometre its owner walks. Out and back. Into the sea, out of the sea. Over to this dog, over to that dog. Back to the owner to check in. Repeat process.

trishyb, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:26 (nine months ago)

above pic taken on our local racecourse which has an entire fenced in enormous area with (as tracer words it nicely) a culture of off shield walking after the horses are done for the day at 1:30

running the little bastards to exhaustion is key, particularly the not so little bastard

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:27 (nine months ago)

have literally never seen my spaniel exhausted. he does get hot though.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:33 (nine months ago)

Woody is one of the best-trained dogs I’ve ever met.

Widget’s recall is good for a whippet, but his favourite summer activity is to spot park picnickers 300m away, zoom over at 40mph, and snatch a croissant. This peak sighthound behaviour is why I try to be out of that sort of park before 11am and whack him on a lead whenever I see a bunch of kids in forest school tabards sitting down together in wilder places.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:39 (nine months ago)

I didn’t know any of that shit about spaniels until I inherited one. He seems really happy to me but maybe I should just let him go and he can walk around the town 24-7.

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:08 (nine months ago)

i think American cockers might be different? I adopted an adult male when I was 23 and he was 5 and he was a total marshmallow. My sweetest and most cuddly dog by miles. His worst behavior was peeing literally everywhere, which stopped once i got him fixed.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:27 (nine months ago)

sorry for reactive semi-aggro post, I’m just trying to be the best dog dad I can be under the circumstances

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:31 (nine months ago)

The other thing you have to remember about most spaniels is that they’re not smart dogs

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:32 (nine months ago)

Whoo that's the truth. Mine was a lovable gorgeous dumdum.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:33 (nine months ago)

This is probably breed dependent though because my perspective is very skewed by our dog, who was 3/4 ckc but incredibly stupid

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:35 (nine months ago)

our lil dude will often get scared if he sees plastic bags or tarps blowing around in the middle distance, I think he thinks they are sentient. Same with things like bike racks if shadows are cast on them in a certain way.

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:41 (nine months ago)

idk what your mean by smart - this is my first dog so i don’t have much to compare to - but i think of mine as very smart - too smart really. he has all our routes memorised so he assumes i’ll always be right behind him. most of the time i am but.. not always. when he thinks it’s time for a walk he’ll go find his harness and bring it to me. he’ll then go get my shoes and bring them to me. when i was training him he got what i meant very very quickly.

also definitely not aggro at all. would be useless as a watchdog. thinks everyone is his best friend. i have heard of the “rage” syndrome, i think i read about it somewhere and they were suggesting it was a rare genetic thing but i wouldn’t be surprised if that was wrong, and really just a symptom of neglect.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:43 (nine months ago)

Mine was terrified of horses and fireworks, not at all afraid of eating an entire bag of powdered donuts

xp that is so sweet that your dog gets your shoes? that's like storybook shit, Disney dog

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:44 (nine months ago)

i know, it floors me every time!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 14:55 (nine months ago)

my anecdotal stuff is strictly English cocker & (aiui) working rather than show lines - they're v different and most show-looking cockers I meet just cruise around on lead looking good.

woof, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 15:00 (nine months ago)

CKC either are not very bright or none of the ones owned by family members have been properly trained, possibly both.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 15:09 (nine months ago)

one month passes...

My dogs are not usually very farty, but we're changing foods at the moment, and oh my god, the smells out of them would cut you in half.

trishyb, Thursday, 5 September 2024 17:13 (eight months ago)

he has all our routes memorised so he assumes i’ll always be right behind him. most of the time i am but.. not always.

We live near a dune system that has paths all over it (which we shouldn't be walking in, not really, but everyone does) and it's fun sometimes to let the dogs go ahead and hide from them, or switch to a different path. It seems to tire them out faster than just regular bobbling along. Gives them something to do, I guess.

trishyb, Thursday, 5 September 2024 17:17 (eight months ago)

lol the panic when they realise. the best!!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 September 2024 17:46 (eight months ago)

four weeks pass...

Our little crossbreed whippet/beagleish creature has killed two rabbits in our yard this summer. She's turned into quite the hunter in her middle age.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 3 October 2024 17:36 (seven months ago)

four weeks pass...

Delighted to report that our JRT, who has been terrified of all loud noises since we got her, is now going deaf and can't hear bangers anymore.

trishyb, Thursday, 31 October 2024 13:33 (six months ago)

Her clubbing days may be over, but at least her days of spending all of Halloween shaking and crying are also over.

trishyb, Thursday, 31 October 2024 13:35 (six months ago)

six months pass...

I am less delighted to report that the same JRT went for a dental today and had EIGHTEEN teeth removed. I was shocked when the vet rang and told me he was going to remove that many.
"Are they infected?"
"No, but they're worn away and useless, and now they're just sitting in her mouth collecting bacteria, so it's better to remove them."
I mean, I suppose she is maybe fourteen now, so if she will be more comfortable without these teeth, better to just whip them all out now rather than waiting another six months or a year for them to become infected, and maybe she will not be able for a general anaesthetic by then. And maybe it doesn't make any difference, but ever since our vets got taken over by one of those American companies, I question everything they ask me to pay for. I'm convinced it's all a big grift.

trishyb, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 18:48 (one week ago)

she is maybe fourteen now

If it were up to me, I'd let JRT age peacefully with minimal vet interventions unless there's obvious pain.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 18:54 (one week ago)

Not your dog and too late anyway? Why post this??

Anyway the dog will feel relieved from pain and I’m glad she has someone who loves her!!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 19:57 (one week ago)

Is there a thread for posting pictures of your dog? I know there's one for cats.

zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:00 (one week ago)

Post your dog here!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:17 (one week ago)

oh I will. hold on.

zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:20 (one week ago)

the dog will feel relieved from pain

Nothing in trishyb's post suggested that JRT was in pain from her teeth, only that the vet, whom she distrusts, recommended it because "they were just sitting in her mouth, collecting bacteria".

Too late anyway?

My post was not specific to the past.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:23 (one week ago)

...

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:26 (one week ago)

Yes it was but I don’t care enough about this to argue with you. I thought it was unhelpful to say and still think that.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:53 (one week ago)

Look at this distinguished gentleman

https://us01d.sheltermanager.com/service?account=sr0249&method=animal_view&animalid=5739&template=animalview

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 22:14 (one week ago)

She was having the dental procedure because she was having problems. I was expecting her to have a few extractions, but not eighteen.

I would love to post pictures of my dogs, but I have never got the hang of sharing pictures here.

trishyb, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 23:15 (one week ago)

Weasel is very cute. I hope he gets sorted soon.

trishyb, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 23:17 (one week ago)

https://i.ibb.co/KjHWTTZN/IMG-8190.jpg

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 23:44 (one week ago)

L-R

Lola (new dog!)

Pearl

Sally

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 23:45 (one week ago)

Some excellent dogs.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 07:40 (one week ago)

This is our dog Wukong, we got him in November and he looked like this

https://i.imgur.com/Rrd8Kol.jpeg

...and now he looks like this

https://i.imgur.com/p2ZRARE.jpeg

I have never had my own dog before, it has been a life-changing experience.

zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:25 (one week ago)

I love his proper Bedlington haircut.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:34 (one week ago)

wonderful pooch content <3

nxd, Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:34 (one week ago)

Here are my three. Sorry in advance if this comes out huge or doesn't come out, I never quite trust photo sharing sites.

https://imgur.com/a/ZPrznV0

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:36 (one week ago)

imgur is annoying, you have to get the actual image, not the page that shows the image. (right click 'open image in new tab')

https://i.imgur.com/czmgJvS.jpeg

constant gravy (ledge), Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:44 (one week ago)

Oh, thanks Ledge! There they are, look. Tessie on the left, who has just had a load of teeth out (but she's alright today, if a bit swollen round the muzzle), Kitt in the middle, and Bruno on the right. I miss the days when people used to tell me I had my hands full when I was out walking. Nobody ever thinks I have my hands full now.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:48 (one week ago)

https://i.ibb.co/gLdfqhZ7/IMG-3239.jpg

Me in my happy place

Cow_Art, Thursday, 15 May 2025 09:20 (one week ago)

Love a Bedlington! Glad you were able to rescue him :)

guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 15 May 2025 10:36 (one week ago)

That entire Cow_Art setup is highly enviable, down to the quilt and paint colour.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 11:32 (one week ago)

My only regret is that with three dogs you really need three hands to pet them properly. I try to attend to one with my foot but it's just not the same.

Above my ass there's a Tony Millionaire portrait of our first Boston who has since passed away.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 15 May 2025 11:36 (one week ago)

Hello this is my boy Howie. I’ve accidentally taken screenshots of my phone so many times that I can’t find the original of this pic

https://i.postimg.cc/q7c8PjLB/IMG-2358.png

brimstead, Thursday, 15 May 2025 14:11 (one week ago)

love seeing everyone’s dogs <3

brimstead, Thursday, 15 May 2025 14:12 (one week ago)

Awww Bruno has RBF.

Baroque Obama (Leee), Thursday, 15 May 2025 14:16 (one week ago)

Aw, look at Howie's lovely feathers.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 14:20 (one week ago)

I love his proper Bedlington haircut.

― trishyb, Thursday, 15 May 2025 09:34 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well-identified! My wife does the clipping, it's not exactly the full kennel club style.

Love a Bedlington! Glad you were able to rescue him :)

― guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 15 May 2025 11:36 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thanks, but not a rescue dog, sorry! I would have preferred to do that but there were no Bedlingtons to adopt anywhere.

zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 15 May 2025 15:15 (one week ago)

There are loads of Bedlington and beddy-whippet crosses near me - Widget and his whippet pal Tito had a huge run with some this morning on Hampstead Heath.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Thursday, 15 May 2025 15:55 (one week ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GrABvG9W0AAMDg_?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

I keep falling out with this fellow. He's a very handsome specimen but also a pain in the arse with his obsessive scavenging, incessant barking at people, trying to start fights other dogs. Lots of appalling behaviour recently and yet I'm still somehow friends with him.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 15 May 2025 18:39 (one week ago)

Lola (the new dog) slipped out the door today and ran like hell. She was systematically going down the side yard of every house on our street, hunting for cats. I’m chasing after her with a broken toe cursing the entire time.

Fucking dog. I love her so much.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 15 May 2025 18:44 (one week ago)

Poppi would like you all to know that this "infected anal gland" issue is BULLSHIT (she's fine now but this pic is hilarious, her first time in a cone)

https://i.imgur.com/jGd6xuU.jpeg

sleeve, Thursday, 15 May 2025 18:51 (one week ago)

This is String Bean. She is a very fast, anxious hound mix. Loves to snuggle on the couch but will also be set off into what we call Patrol Mode by a noise from outdoors, be it a closing car door or some other mundane noise. She is also very protective of our yard when she is in it but mostly ignores other dogs and people when she is outside of it.

https://i.imgur.com/5Nl1R2r.jpeg

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 May 2025 18:52 (one week ago)

hi String Bean

sleeve, Thursday, 15 May 2025 18:52 (one week ago)

That’s a lot of hound. Beagle/whippet cross?

Widget is a very small 4yo whippet. He likes scavenging high-quality baked goods from tourist picnics and the packed lunches of Forest School students on Hampstead Heath. Otherwise he is a VGB.

https://imgur.com/a/qArgPXj

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 15 May 2025 19:13 (one week ago)

Poor Poppi.

Yeah my border collie mix is now in a cone on account of starting a hotspot on her rear. Hopefully it will clear up soon.

fajita seas, Thursday, 15 May 2025 20:12 (one week ago)

xp we don't know but beagle/whippet is my pet (lol) theory. Her head looks beagleish and her hips and waist look very whippety.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 May 2025 20:18 (one week ago)

https://i.imgur.com/J9NxRau.jpeg

7 year old Oliver the Potcake on a recent sunny day. He’s the best most chill boi that goes to work everyday in the office with my wife.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 May 2025 20:39 (one week ago)

get well soon Poppi, but i gotta admit i snorted at the juxtaposition of her name & ailment

chainsaw sigh (cat), Thursday, 15 May 2025 21:27 (one week ago)

Not sure if this image link will work, but this is the face that stares from me at the floor while I work from home everyday.

https://i.ibb.co/xKL1C3ZV/177866367-5351278558278808-1319078854666834479-n.jpg

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Thursday, 15 May 2025 21:42 (one week ago)

excellent, yep that works

sleeve, Thursday, 15 May 2025 22:00 (one week ago)

Excellent photo. The pupper’s nose looks like it’s in 3D

Cow_Art, Thursday, 15 May 2025 22:16 (one week ago)

These are great dogs. Even the fighty ones.

trishyb, Friday, 16 May 2025 00:15 (one week ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/7LF4Kv9K/20250325-141320.avif

Peach moved to the inner west of Sydney recently. She's missing the big backyard of her previous house but she's still getting out into the bush, field, park or beach each day to get that crazy shepherd energy out of her

H.P, Friday, 16 May 2025 02:38 (one week ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/ydLPVKGP/20250316-090846.avif

She's a goof ball. Keeps me balanced

H.P, Friday, 16 May 2025 02:43 (one week ago)

I felt worried for this one but they navigated the course safely https://substack.com/@denzien/note/c-115710562

trm (tombotomod), Friday, 16 May 2025 04:58 (one week ago)

https://muckychris.com/cdn/shop/files/superme_900x.jpg

chainsaw sigh (cat), Friday, 16 May 2025 16:24 (one week ago)

https://i.imgur.com/lptFKC1.png

We have reached an important milestone in the life of senior dog Tess. She will be retiring from the full morning walk with her brothers. She can't keep up, and it's too hard for me to walk slowly enough to accommodate her. There's no enjoyment in it. Like, we go out for a bit over an hour, and historically we used to do about a 3km circuit in that time, which could include activities such as chasing a stick, meeting our pals, going to the river for a swim, eating shells on the beach, etc. Now it's a struggle to get her to manage half that distance, and we still all arrive back hot and tired and grumpy, but the two boys and I have spent most of the walk standing around wishing Tess would get a fucking move on. So that's that.

trishyb, Friday, 23 May 2025 12:04 (yesterday)

Aww love to Tess <3

brimstead, Friday, 23 May 2025 13:46 (yesterday)


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