― Anna, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― katie, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
(Sometimes these threads are a bit like filling out an office birthday card - by the time you get to write on it, all the gd lines have already been taken!)
― Andrew L, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― RickyT, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Graham, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm here on behalf of the women of the U.K., to 1) wish you a happy birthday, and 2) to urge you to follow through on your proposal to visit our country for a spot of U.S.-style dating!
― Britannia, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― N., Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
Ralf: ja! haben Sie einen großen Tag!
― Kraftwerk, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
(I love the translator that Rainy linked to!)
― jel --, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nicole, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― ffelicity, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Julio Desouza, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― di, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― rainy, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vinnie, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― maryann, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Daver, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Arthur, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― geeta, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ess Kay, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― rainy, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― toraneko, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
Anna: I had no crepes but I did have grits for the first time ever. Katie: there was also just enough lox to make the day truly omnivorous. Ned and Andrew: it was loads of fun. RickyT: I am considering a further change to either Jean D'Eau or Johnny Promqueen. Sarah: It's "ni" as in nickel and as you put it "soooo" as in Susan, although the T is supposed to make a hard S sound that I just can't quite do and so I have to feel like an idiot for not being able to pronounce my own name properly. Dan: I read the other day that Keebler is having serious fiscal woes, and the WSJ had to get all catty and make a joke about the lead elf doing layoffs. J-Lu: So all over it, although my contention was less that I'm good at US-style dating and more that I might be better at UK-style dating (i.e., better than I am at US-style dating). Jel: I am so geeked that I got Kraftwerk. Nicole: We don't even have to share, we have happily adjacent birthdays. Felicity: Cooler than that girl from the Dishes? Rainy-wife: Did you send the walrus to my home address or to the mailroom at work? Geeta: Oh ho ho I wish I could answer that question (especially with "soon") but in the meantime I've renewed my lease here. Sundar: I think the project as a whole is in design and development limbo; I've been dutifully practicing my wanking but it's looking like I just don't have much of an ear for cheesy flash solos.
― nabisco, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
Talk about "saving something for a special occasion"!
― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― rainy, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago)
wow you waited a whole 17 min into the bday to revive? slacker!
have a good one, dude.
― tehresa, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
Still OTM. Happy!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago)
happy birfday!
― kingfish, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:28 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday Nabisco! I always sing your moniker, the old commercials are all stuck in my brain.
― Jaq, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago)
write on!
― m coleman, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:55 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday! I hope it includes some Nilla Wafers. ;)
― Sara R-C, Monday, 11 August 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago)
Ay hb man. Enjoy it!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 August 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday
http://www.eventteam.com/images/client%20logo/Nabisco.png !
― latebloomer, Monday, 11 August 2008 06:38 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday [ban me]
― gr8080, Monday, 11 August 2008 06:41 (sixteen years ago)
happy b-day you otm bastard!
― The Reverend, Monday, 11 August 2008 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday!
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 11 August 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago)
nabisco's parents otm
― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 August 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago)
have a top one, nabisco: happy birthday.
― grimly fiendish, Monday, 11 August 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago)
― max, Monday, 11 August 2008 10:09 (sixteen years ago)
habby byday bro
― n/a, Monday, 11 August 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago)
Happy Birthday!
― Michael White, Monday, 11 August 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago)
All the best!
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 11 August 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://minornotes.com/rearwindow.jpg Happy birthday, nabisco! That IS good orange juice, isn't it?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago)
Dear Nabisco, You don't know me, but, if you can read this, I am an ilx reader of long standing and I have long admired your eloquent posts and intelligent contributions to the boards' many debates. Above all I have learned from your wise championship of the underrated Columbia College (New York State) band The Vampire Weekend.
I feel certain that you will have a Happy Birthday.
― the pinefox, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago)
cheers, sirrah
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 August 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthdayaaaaaay, n!!
― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 August 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
HAPPY B-DAY NABISCO I STILL HAVE A MESSIER ROOM THAN YOU :)
― homosexual II, Monday, 11 August 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
i'm glad you were born!!
― Surmounter, Monday, 11 August 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday. see you in chicago, next year, i guess.
― phil-two, Monday, 11 August 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
Have a happy birthday, my good man!
― jaymc, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
Thanks, y'all!
― nabisco, Monday, 11 August 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh185/SADEYES_46/Thinking-Of-You.gif
― scott seward, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago)
Another year older, another year OTMier.
― Casuistry, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
hey happy birthday!
― sunny successor, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
Wow, Scott's post is actually pretty scary!
― nabisco, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
Happy birthday, 'Bisc. You are number one!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago)
Go for it.
― Alba, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
OTM.
― Cathy, Monday, 11 August 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
Happy Birthday. (You don't know me, but I have enjoyed reading your posts.)
― craven, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
hey nabisco, do you want that hoodie still? consider it a belated bday gift. email me if you do
― phil-two, Saturday, 30 August 2008 04:21 (sixteen years ago)
happy birthday, nasbisco
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
happy bda;y
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
Happy birthday Nabisco!
― Detroit Metal City (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
Have a good one!
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
Not again!
Happy birthday sir. :-)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
Many happy returns of the day
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
may your day be "on the money"
― m coleman, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
happy birthday nabs!!
― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
have a brotally rad b-day dood
keep on keepin' on
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks!
― nabisco, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
good job being born!
― bnw, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
Happy Birthday!!!
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
hip hip hooray, on nabisco's magical birthing day!
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
HB!
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
Felicitations, nabisco. You haven't aged a bit (<< warning: not literally true).
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
nabisco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― max, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:HA6Ohva3JXJATM:http://msp326.photobucket.com/albums/k411/hortibob/birthday_cake.gifhttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H_jg_-CuGPgGUM:http://www.andrews.edu/~delucam/nabisco.gif
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
the world is yours, d00d
http://www.lovemarks.com/media/image/nabisco_lg_html.jpg
― wooden shjipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
Official birthday cake
http://ayutri.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/a293_c6.jpg
― Phil Brown is Phil Brown (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/otm.gif
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
Results 1 - 10 of about 4,390 from www.ilxor.com for "nabisco otm". (0.14 seconds)
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
happy b'day nabisco!
― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
Feliz cumpleaños, nabisco.
― Turangalila, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
aw shit, happy birthday dude
― herb tycoon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
HB, OTM guy.
― The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
Happy b-day awesomeface! I'm gonna mail you some sopapillas with candles on them.
― chillbigail ate a chill banana (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
As we all know, "nabisco otm" is the new black. I'm white, btw.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
HB mr. N!
― StanM, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
nabisco jr you are poopinghappy pooping nabs jr
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 19:23 (6 months ago)
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2476/3811564629_049c3d0964_m.jpgHB2U Nabisco!
― handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
happy bday dude
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
hoo rah nabisco
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
happy birthday! :)
― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
Happy Birthday, do you see yourself as a typical or atypical Leo?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
Happy birthday to yooooo!
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
fair tidings, sweet Cicero!
― cockles (country matters), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
I thought he was Caesar?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
Cicero seems more appropriate, now I consider it.
― cockles (country matters), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
Happy birfday!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
Happy Birthday Mr. A!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
Happy Birthday Mr. OTM!
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
happy birthday!!
― goole, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
― youn, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
yes, happy birthday!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago)
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
hb, na!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
And once again!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
Ta-da! Happy birthday, my good man.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
Happy Birthday, Nabisco!
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
Happy Birthday, your crackers they are delicious and I thank you for them
― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
hapappapapay brirhatday nabistico :)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday dude!
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
Hi nabisco, happy birthday! Can you recommend some weird 90s pop to me?
― Evan, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
best wishes and [1200 words omitted]
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
can't believe he's been nabisco for so long actually
hb
― cozen, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
Happy Birthday Dude
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday!!!!!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
hey nobody's done the otm joke yet this year
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
xpost still OTM after all these years!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
Hey hey thanks everyone! I spent most of my birthday in airports, but it was pretty great nonetheless.
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
Congratulations...on a happy birthday nonetheless. ;-)
― duchy of Pornwall (suzy), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
Happy happy! You are much loved by this Q.
― quincie, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
he used to be on our money! now not so much as a postcard...
hb, n
― scott seward, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago)
haha!yes, hb, n :)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago)
nitsuh, i don't know if you still read ilx, but that was a really great article in nymag about white supremacy and the whole targeting-Sikhs-instead-of-Muslims discussion! also happy birthday! i hope it's great!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago)
Happiest indeed, ya rock star.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 August 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago)
melkam lidet!
― H in Addis, Sunday, 12 August 2012 09:00 (twelve years ago)
Whenever a good writer goes missing, I always suspect they've been kidnapped or headhunted to ghostwrite The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants Of The Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair.
Let me explain. The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants Of The Kazawa Atoll is a book glimpsed for a second in the film The Royal Tenenbaums. Its author, Raleigh St. Clair, is a neurologist played by Bill Murray. The book didn't exist in 2001, but ten years later this Amazon page appeared for it. What was once merely a figment of Wes Anderson's imagination was on the way to becoming a reality. But who would pen this volume, surely destined to be the biggest bestseller neurobiology has ever known?
This is where Nabisco enters the picture. As he mentioned often when he used to post here, Nabisco was brought up in the Straits of Kazawa. He is, in fact, of Kasawan descent. I believe he spoke a little too freely about this in public, and it now seems increasingly likely that he's paid the price. His sudden disappearance can only be explained by one scenario: Wes Anderson's stooges have press-ganged him into the arduous task of ghostwriting - probably at gunpoint, in a high-security nissen beach hut - The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants Of The Kazawa Atoll.
I wish, as I'm sure we all do, that we could mount a paramilitary-style operation to liberate him. But it's hopeless. We have no idea where the nissen hut is. There is one little consolation, though. If somebody has to write this tome (and somebody does; Anderson is a tyrant with a will of iron), it might as well be Nabisco. And he'll write it better than anyone else could.
Knowing our Nabisco, he won't be at all happy, for a start, about the "neurodegenerative" part of the title. Calling an entire people "degenerative" is tantamount to declaring they have the wrong shape of skull. So we can expect a subtly subversive text to emerge from this particular ghostwriter, one which (taking perhaps R.D. Laing's antipsychiatry as a model) will propose that the entire world is neurodegenerative, but the Kasawans are the only people smart enough to know it.
This, by the way, explains not only Nabisco's disappearance, but his spooky ability to be consistently right about absolutely everything. As Hans Bethe once remarked: "I have sometimes wondered whether a brain like Nabisco's does not indicate a species superior to that of man." Did I mention that the Kazawan Atoll is located a few light years to the left of the Crab Nebula?
― Grampsy, Sunday, 12 August 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago)