Chicago: The Best Lakehouse in Steakview

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New thread, just so I can finally get this title out of my head.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

Chicago threads always have the best titles imo.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

bravo

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

Glad for this, I was getting tired of "White Glogg" running through my head to the tune of "White Lines" every time I clicked on the thread.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know what this means, but i like it

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think of it as a lake house with big picture windows overlooking a giant steak.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

what did you make with the pine nuts, nick? i like them toasted in a light pasta or on a garlic/oo based pizza (rather than tomato based, i mean)

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Thread title comes from a video billboard I saw at Clark/Diversey advertising "The Best Steakhouse in Lakeview!"

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

I was making a bulgar salad that has pinenuts, mint, green olives, feta, and olives, with a lemony dressing. I was making it for a work potluck, but I think it was too exotic. When I signed up to bring it to the potluck, my boss didn't know what bulgar was and she thought it meant Bulgarian and she asked me what made it Bulgarian. Then it turns out my boss hates olives and another coworker is mildly allergic to lemon. So I ate most of it. Which is OK with me.

I was going to ask John if eats pinenuts at all since his case of pinemouth. I was wary about it because of my pinemouth incident but I decided to just get back on that horse.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

I still eat pesto, which is often made with pine nuts. I guess I feel a little wary about eating the nuts on their own, but I don't really come across them that often. (I'm not sure I've ever actually bought them other than for making pesto.) Probably wouldn't go out of my way to pick them out of a salad. At any rate, I think my case of pinemouth was fairly mild, and I like to think it was just a bad batch.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

mine was mild too, just lasted 2-3 days. but it was unpleasant.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I forget what pinemouth feels like. Can you tell me? And do you (or anyone else) get spinach teeth?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I get spinach teeth.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Pinemouth for me was a constant taste like I had just had eaten a zinc cold tablet. Basically a metallic taste that would tinge the flavor of anything else I ate.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Love the title. I want a second home in Steakview one day.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

I eat pine nuts on their own kind of a lot I guess and I have never noticed pine mouth. I keep them in the fridge. Would that matter?

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i think not everyone is susceptible to pinemouth, like the cilantro-challenged population?

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

btw i don't think i'm going to move to Steakview, sorry guys

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

iirc it's just certain batches of pine nuts that cause pinemouth, but they don't really know why? it's a recent phenomenon, just showed up in the past few years. don't know if some people are susceptible and others aren't.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

looks like it's totally related to the pinenuts themselves, not who eats them:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_mouth#Risks_of_eating_pine_nuts

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

i have spent years developing an immunity to fake pine nuts

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, The Chicago Code is on Hulu. Some fun location shots, some Chicago actors in there.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/obituaries/ct-met-wuczynski-obit-20110209,0,6738886.story

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Thursday, 10 February 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

I know a dude who's doing camera work on that show.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 February 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

I am sick again, after being sick just two weeks ago, which is weird because I don't get sick that often. There was an annoying woman at the university yesterday applying to be a student who, every five minutes, would come up and tell me something different I need to do to get rid of my cold. Various products, vitamin C, wash my hands, don't touch my eyes. I wanted to be like "lady, I'm 31 years old, I know how colds work."

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Obviously she doesn't if she thinks vitamin c is going to help.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Unless you have scurvy, then I stand corrected.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Washing your hands and not touching your eyes would have been fine advice for cold prevention or prevention of spreading it to others, but otherwise she's too late. Same for vitamin C, too. The only thing that is going to help is tying a chain of garlic around your waist.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Ooh, ooh, highs in the 40s next week.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Most good studies conclude that vitamin c is ineffective in the prevention, reduction of duration or severity of colds in the normal population.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

:(

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

When snow falls on Chicago, the charitable spirit of community washes over some of us. Others get a bit more proprietary (dibs, anyone?).

Some get downright grabby -- and sometimes, every once in a while, they get served a cold dish of revenge.

David Welles works for a security company, Tunnel Vision Technology. So when his snow shovel was missing from his front porch, he checked the tapes from the many surveillance cameras around his house, the Chicago Tribune reports.

He spotted a woman swiping the shovel, watched her dig out her car with it, then grabbed his new snow blower and went out for a little payback time.

Watch the WGN video of Welles's vendetta. Wondering if he felt any guilt about it? "It felt really good. I'm not gonna lie, it felt really good," Welles says.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/snow-blower-revenge-stole_n_819540.html

Pirates of the Caribbean V: Letters of Marque & Reprisal (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

That's the youtube I posted upthread. It's sooo dickish but so is stealing someone's shovel.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

er, posted in the last thread

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

That was great. What kind of a MONSTER steals a shovel? And then gets rid of it! Good on him.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

still p psycho on both sides imo

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

I have to say, the recent harsh weather really made people friendlier and chattier. It gives people a topic of conversation and a common enemy, and I have had small conversations with people at my bus stop who I see all the time but have never talked to before. And then there are little connections like when a particularly nasty blast of snow hits two pedestrians and you smile (grimace) and nod to acknowledge each other's common plight. On the day of the storm I made a mini friendship with a lady at a crosswalk who was as disgusted as I was at the guy rollerblading into traffic in the middle of the blizzard.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, The Chicago Code is on Hulu. Some fun location shots, some Chicago actors in there.

No Dennis Farina, no credibility.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm interested if you guys have any impressions of the various Chicago suburbs. The only one I think I have the "feel" of is Evanston. But every day I drive out to Elgin, I see the signs for various NW suburbs, and I have no idea what they're like, what their characters are. I wonder what the difference is between living in Arlingon Heights or Carol Stream or Schaumburg.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Having spent most of my life here, I do have impressions of various suburbs, but it's largely about demographics, like affluence or ethnic makeup. Or I guess long the suburb has been around: is the kind of place that has a quaint downtown or is it nothing but new development and strip malls? I can't say I've spent a ton of time outside of the area I grew up in, though.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

Straight west from the city, Berwyn, Oak Park, River Forest, Maywood, and Elmhurst all are distinctly different, mostly for the reasons John mentions.

I went to Elmhurst for the first time a few months ago and liked their downtown a lot.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

I was reading somewhere that La Grange has a really nice downtown. Anybody know if this is true?

I actually think taking random trips to the suburbs is fun...maybe this weekend...

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 10 February 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Naperville, or at least the sections of Naperville I frequented while playing hockey out there, is shitty and stifling.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I mean a lot of the areas near where I work are pretty bland and useless...but I'm assuming there are some nice suburbs somewhere (aside from Oak Park and Evanston of course, which barely seem like suburbs). There are occasionally places that look nice on Check Please.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Just got my first paycheck with new IL tax withholdings and I can feel the difference. Crappy.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting: http://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/winter-season-snowcard_2011-02-10?page=3

Chicago's standings:

Chicago:

* Seasonal snow-to-date: 53.4" (28" above average-to-date)
* 3rd heaviest snowstorm of record (20.2" on Feb. 1-2). 4th straight season with 50"+ snow.
* Season's snow grade: A+ (Do we even need an explanation here?)

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

We live in a wasteland. Might as well move to south America.

Jeff, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

A guy at work was talking about similar stats (not sure if it was the exact same source) this morning and, I swear to god, followed it up with, "heh heh, so much for global warming" complete with air quotes.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

Did you then begin viciously beating him about the face and groin?

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

If I didn't need and really like my job, I might just have done that. Instead I just mentally filed him under the "never give a shit about anything this guy says ever" box.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

South America is a big diverse place, there's something there for everyone imo

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

throw me in the briar patch

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

A week from now, Courtney, K8E, her beau, and I will be in New Orleans, Louisiana.

24 hours from right now, I will be a Florist's Assistant. Same for 48 hours from right now.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

what? is this some kinda valentine's day thing?

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Yes. I have a friend who is a florist at a shop in the Sears tower and he asked me to come help "process" flowers. I probably won't be designing or arranging, just prepping and bleaching buckets. (http://www.rosexpr essions.com/)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

A guy just called for representation in a divorce and I thought it telling (and funny) that he didn't know the spelling of his wife's middle name.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

We live in a wasteland.

Nah. More of a snow globe.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

And who doesn't love a snow globe?

"Rosebud..."

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

I would smash a snow globe.

Jeff, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

No you wouldn't. It'd be a big mess to clean up.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

But only somewhere were it would be easy to clean up.

Jeff, Friday, 11 February 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps on a snowy sidewalk where it would blend in.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Weird thing is, aside from THE GREAT BLIZZARD OF 2011, this winter has not seemed especially bad to me.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 11 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

The extreme cold of the past few days hasn't seemed so extreme to me. I didn't bundle up any more than usual (hoodie, down coat, scarf, gloves) but it never seemed as cold as the numbers indicated. My internal Real Feel was set very warm.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know, seemed really fucking cold to me, but it was only for a few days

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm freezing every time outside. Except for when I'm running then it's not nearly as bad. I just need to run everywhere.

Jeff, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

When I was out the other night on the beach at below-zero temperatures, I noticed that I was fine for the first 30-ish minutes, and then all of a sudden, like in the space of five minutes, I suddenly started to feel it, and then I was FUCKING FREEZING and had to shiver my ass back home quick-like. It was as if I'd spent all my body heat, and I wasn't able to keep up anymore. "Inadequate funds". It was a weird feeling.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

i can't believe that gang of four, the church, and robyn are all playing tonight
that's crazy

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 11 February 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

I just had probably the longest commute home from the loop I've yet had. Something went wrong around North and Clybourn, and the Red Line apparently bled out to complete brain death. I took the 147 home. I got a seat -- many did not. It was also a long and crowded bus ride.

People, we have a serious public transportation infrastructure problem.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'm a block away from the Berwyn station, and I'm still hearing them make announcements about how there will be dalys every ten minutes or so. They all amount to: "Have a hot beverage, you might be here for a while." It fucking sucks,

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

this winter = meh

iknowright

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

Jeans shopping is hard. I might be making a mistake or I might be making the choice that sets me on the path to excellence.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

Skinny jeans?

Jeff, Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

No

I'm well under budget. I gave myself $100 for Serious Jeans.

Anyone know Mavi brand?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

Serious is not a brand BTW.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

It's annoying that so many big names only do 1 length.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ask Steve Shasta

Jeff, Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

State Street is reeeedick.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, hit the Maxx around the corner from your apt.

tantalizing titles like “Hair” (Eazy), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

(Or wait for an Akira groupon)

tantalizing titles like “Hair” (Eazy), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I bought a pair. We will see if they are The Ones. I tried Banana Republic, but the one in LP doesn't have their special label (Signature? something like that?) and the regular ones were so soft that they felt like pajamas. I went to Macy's but they were too pricey, so I went to Nordstrom Rack and found Seven7 and Mavi that were good, but the Mavi were $40 cheaper, though I was sacrificing button fly.

If I lost 20 lbs, I could wear my favorite Armani Exchange jeans which are button fly and make ME look fly.

Those are my posts about jeans.

Thank you.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 13 February 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

One of my pairs of BR jeans feels sort of like pajamas too.

Jeff, Sunday, 13 February 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

I like my jeans to be canvasy.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

I think I do too. But these are actually nice for around the house lounging.

Jeff, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, look at this:
http://www.lifelinetheatre.com/performances/10-11/moonstone/index.shtml

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

you guys is it like 65 degrees today? i think i got heat rash when i went for my run. lots of puddles, but HOW GREAT IS THIS?!?! HUH?!

also i am 2 for 2 excellent meals:

breakfast:
his -- french toast and eggs scrambled with a little bit of gruyere
hers -- spinach omelette topped with avocado, salsa verde, and hot sauce

lunch:
2 different super thin pizzas (large thin pitas as crust)
(1) oo/garlic, spinach, grape tomatoes, parmesan + fontina, toasted pine nuts
(2) oo/garlic, sauteed mushrooms, goat cheese, chopped parsley

i kinda burnt the pizzas a little bit (crust was way crispy), but for a couple of meals i didn't really plan, things are p delicious
i really do have a strange rash on my neck :-/ also had a scary dream last night about a zombie apocalypse

pardon my blogging

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 13 February 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

What was the high? I'm wearing a t shirt and hoodie today.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 13 February 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

apparently it's 46! it feels tropical.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 13 February 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I enjoyed being a florist this weekend.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 13 February 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

yesterday I left the house to go play music with Ben, and there was an Animal Control van driving the wrong way down our street, turning into alleys, backing back out, etc. obviously looking for something. Three hours later, I was driving home, just down the street from our house, and I swear I saw what could have been a coyote running down our street. I'm no expert on coyotes, it's possible it might have just been a very unique-looking dog, but it didn't really look like a dog to me.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

I saw two coyotes yesterday while driving through WI. Did the one you saw have a bushy, black-tipped tail? Pretty much the easiest feature to spot, ime.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

you saw a demon dog

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't really understand what I was looking at so I didn't get a real close look at it. But there was a lady shoveling her doorway right there too and she gave me a confused look like "did you just see what I saw?" so I don't think it was a dog.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704062604576106433474887082.html

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

I felt so sorry for that poor little fella on the ice. He looks so cold and scared.

I wonder what lead Nick's coyote so far into the city. Aren't they social animals? Either this one was a freak loner or there are more coyotes in North Center.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

I like my jeans to be canvasy.

Picturing canvasy pajamas as well.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

ugh eating so many candy hearts but i can't stop

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

So glad no one brought in any candy to work today.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

You're a slave to the candy hearts! BREAK FREE OF THE CHAINS! YOU ARE SPARTACUS!

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

i ate three chocolates today and enjoyed it a lot

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Went out at lunch to get S a V-day card, and I couldn't resist also buying her one from the cat.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

I ate a turkey sandwich for vday.

Jeff, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Bus Tracker (specifically Buster) down for anyone else today?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

Actually the web site seems to be down too.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Actually.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Down

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it was down for me this morning too.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

I always get on the red line in the morning, and I'm a block away from it, so I never use the bus tracker then. But I use it in the afternoon, since the 147 gets me home faster than the red line if I leave after six. The LSD express is faster after the traffic clears up a bit, right about the same time the train stops giving a shit if they ever get you anywhere. Coincidence? I honestly don't know.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

Target coming to old Carson pirire Scott building.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Oh wow.

I just hope it doesn't mess up the planned four story Billabong store that is to go there too!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

I hope it is a super target with groceries.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, the Loop could really use a supermarket.

Jeff, our precious Trader Joe's may open in April. They are moving very slowly. Today they were hanging drywall. Slowly.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

That's good news.

I wonder if anything will be built in the huge vacant lot across from us. I wish it could be a grocery store or a brewery. Or a combination of both. And a bead shop.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Or a park with a 400 meter track.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

Paulina meat market groupon sold out :(

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol bead shop. a 100,000 square foot bead shop.

I wonder if anything is going to go into the old Barnes & Noble next to the new TJ. A construction company put up a sign inside, and there is some new debris inside.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

Groupons sell out?

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

i keep meaning to unsubscribe from the groupon emails

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, some deals have a limited number. 2500 in the case of Paulina meat market. Probably good because that place is always packed as it is.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

I'm extremely pleased with my current personal email management system. I receive only desirable offers from certain retailers and companies (including Groupon) and they are all filtered and labeled so I can spend about 10 seconds per day cleaning out junk mail.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

(Jeff is probably the only person who would care.....)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Chicago lost 200,000 people in the census, as compared to 2000:
http://2010.census.gov/news/releases/operations/cb11-cn31.html

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Whoops!

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

now this is a hipster sport/nostalgia exercise i can get behind:

http://whistlerchicago.com/special-events/spelling-bee.html

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

agreed
but sanctimonious folks like that guy who wrote a book about how he changed grammar/spelling on signs across the country can suck it

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180474_10150386968935514_500820513_17419782_4856757_n.jpg

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

now this is a hipster sport/nostalgia exercise i can get behind:

http://whistlerchicago.com/special-events/spelling-bee.html

Oh man. I am in favor of this kind of thing in general, but I did the Book Cellar spelling bee about a year ago and it was kind of wack. Usually you want to keep the words in each round at the same difficulty level, right? In this one, I got served with some heinous word I'd never heard and then the next contestant got something like "motif." Hope the Whistler's bee is better.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Pie area sign is ok, I stand corrected

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

Also, thanks for that census link, E! Interesting to see the shakeup in the top 10 most populous Illinois cities. I wonder what's driving the growth in Aurora and Joliet. They've always seemed like older working-class cities to me; is it just that they're on the border of the metropolitan area and have more room to expand?

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

I'm very bad at spelling. I hope it's one of those skills that is eliminated totally by technology in the future.

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.texasescapes.com/TexasTowns/EdithTexas/EdithTxClosedSteakhouseSign1209BG.jpg

communist kickball (m coleman), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

I know Aurora's huge expansion recently has been to immigrants looking for manufacturing work. I don't have any stats handy, but I know that the growth has been primarily Hispanic.

I'm convinced sometimes that the CTA's main purpose is to just run trains an buses back and forth all day and that serving the patrons that just happen to ride them falls a distant second. For the second night in a row the redline has stood halfway between Jarvis and Howard for upwards of 20 minutes while I sit and watch my connecting bus come and go on bustracker.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

we have had LOTS of students from aurora and joliet, incl. a group of women who take care of the children of migrant laborers

j

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

oops

that j was an accidente

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

I suspect that Aurora and Joliet's growth is primarily because they have become exurbs. But I'm not really basing that on anything.

Wolcott's has 1/2 price bottles of wine on Tuesdays. Oh my.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

spent much of the afternoon eyeballing lincoln square & andersonville apts w/my wife. barring some sort of unforeseen roadblock, moving to chicago in the summer of '12.

omar little, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

awesome. and you guys are having a kid, right? lincoln square is a great family/kids neighborhood, we live just like a mile south and spend a lot of time up there.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

popo got they eye on my building :-/
hope this gets resolved soon

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

things are kind of grim around here
does anyone have any good news for me? anything at all?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

whoa, what happened?

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

Omar coming

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

someone's getting the pat down right now!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

Well, besides the Good News of The Lord, you'll be happy to know that weather is going to be spring-like all week, including a little rain to wash the grime-smirched sidewalks.

How grim are we talking??

xp

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

they wouldn't tell me
the pat-down guy was let go
they are still out there

ugh
looking forward to spring temps though for sure

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

Any of you on Comcast? Having really slow internet and up and down connectivity in the last few hours?

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not a Chicagoan but can I just say this is my favorite thread title on ILE atm - it makes me giggle every time I see it.

Carry on!

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

Filmed in Lake Forest, just north of the city:
http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/06_09/2006/0410297/l_135039_0410297_287e504e.jpg

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)

I am on comcast but had no slowness recently.

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

Borders closing all but State Street stores in Chicago.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

I see a lot of suburban stores on that list too, the Evanston one included. Can't say I'm surprised, the only time I ever stop in there is killing time before seeing a movie across the street and it is almost always deserted except for a few Northwestern students studying upstairs. The Barnes & Noble two blocks away really seems to be thriving.

Anyway, I'm always sad to see bookstores close, even overpriced mega-chains.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

i can't believe i've lived through the rise and fall of blockbuster and borders
ah industry

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

I am not sure how many books my employer sells to Borders, but other publishers are probably going to take a hit on this.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah from what i've heard from my book people (person, really) publishing is muy depressed about this

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

The bigger problem is, I'm quickly running out of places to browse while my wife shops.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

i can't believe i've lived through the rise and fall of blockbuster and borders

Ha, yeah. Both of these places were like the future in retail ca. 20 years ago -- my family would make special trips to neighboring suburbs just to go to them.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

i'm having dinner w my stepmom (who has an indie bookstore) tomorrow, i'm curious what she thinks.

are you guys following the whole scott walker/public employee unions/protest thing?

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Btw, if anyone has a Borders gift card lying around, you should probably use it ASAP.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

are you guys following the whole scott walker/public employee unions/protest thing?

First I'd heard of it was through a series of Amateurist FB posts -- still don't know what it's about.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

dude sounds like an assclown

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

I've only seen the brief mention in the rolling politics thread, hope to read more into it after work tonight.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

i've seen people posting about it on facebook, but i didn't know why they were so upset about scott walker and his velvety voice.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

i just used a borders gift card ... to order something from their website because it was like $7 cheaper than in the store

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

basically he wants to end collective bargaining rights for public employees, incl. teachers. huge protests here, and all the schools are closed since so many teachers called in sick to join in.

http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/wisconsin-demonstrates-against-scott-walkers-war-on-unions

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. I thought you were talking about Scott Walker the singer. But you are not.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i have never heard scott walker the singer

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Huge opportunity for some other company (maybe ING Direct) to create those student-union-type places that really work at Clark/Diversey, Uptown, etc.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe this is a good thing to rally people against the Tea Party? I just noticed on FB that two of my aunts that are both teachers are (rightfully) incensed about this, but up to now they had been spouting the Tea Party talking points.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

one of my friends who was downtown yesterday did say that there was a group of people protesting who had voted for walker in the first place. smh.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

smh II
dang, people are dimwitted

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Dead fish tell no tales

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

It is literally 80 degrees in our office right now.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

awesome. and you guys are having a kid, right? lincoln square is a great family/kids neighborhood, we live just like a mile south and spend a lot of time up there.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 7:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

the kid is coming in several months. we just don't want to raise him in l.a. tbqh and it's faintly ridiculous at the difference in quality of life w/r/t what one can get for $1300-1400 in nice areas of chicago compared to what the same amount will get you in considerably shittier parts of this city. plus we've got loads of friends there who have kids and surprisingly don't think of it as endtimes like some people we know here do.

omar little, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

I just paid nearly double the price I've ever paid for a haircut, but I'm so glad I did. I was so sick of lousy haircuts and cranky "stylists" at places like Super Cuts or whatever. Haircut, eyebrow trim, paraffin wax for my hands, hand massage, scalp massage, it was so worth it.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Where? Also, if you paid nearly double what you would at Super Cuts, it sounds like you got a really good deal for all that.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

Halo on Michigan Avenue in the South Loop. It was a good deal!

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

it's faintly ridiculous at the difference in quality of life w/r/t what one can get for $1300-1400 in nice areas of chicago compared to what the same amount will get you in considerably shittier parts of this city.
^word.

robotsinlove, Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

Anybody want to answer Alex in SF's question over on ILM in the "borders sale" thread?

Why should anyone care about the publishing industry btw?

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Sure that wasn't Alex in NYC?

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, no, I could see why you'd think that, but it was SF.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

I got an email invitation this morning to some kind of info-lunch on the Borders closing and its fallout in the pub industry. Apparently Borders owes publishers and distributors roughly $272 million. Those are unsecured vendors, so after the secured vendors (banks) get their cut of the liquidation money, who knows how much will be left?

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, I didn't realize things were that bad.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

There's a more in-depth breakdown in the email, of course. If ppl are really interested I could forward or post it.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

fuck it, I'll post anyway

this is from Publishers Lunch Nightly

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Evening News

So here we are with our third mailing of the day, for the first time in over 10 years. We generally are loathe to overwhelm with you with mail--but given the wealth of details to be parsed in the Borders' bankruptcy, its widespread impact, and the first rulings from the judge this evening, another dispatch seemed warranted. We'll be back tomorrow (and live all the time at PublishersMarketplace.com).

Judge Approves Borders' Financing--But They're Missing A Budget

Chief Judge Arthur Gonzalez approved a number of Borders' initial motions at the end of the day on Wednesday, including one that allows the bookseller to access $400 million of their $505 million in debtor-in-possession financing to fund operations. Borders' attorney David Friedman "said Borders needs the $400 million on an interim basis to cover immediate expenses if it's to keep operating and reorganize," Bloomberg reported--which makes you wonder how they are going to fund anything more than bare subsistence.

A number of attorneys for creditors objected to portions of the loan agreement--particularly distressed that Borders had not submitted a detailed budget showing what it will do with that funding. At first Friedman argued that they wanted to keep the budget confidential. He eventually agreed that they would make if public, and indicated that it may simply not have been ready to present: "I have people who haven't slept in 39 (billable) hours," Friedman told the judge according to Bloomberg's account. "This was the best we could do to get things done." (Speaking of which, newly-named svp, restructuring Ken Hiltz will bill full-time at a rate of $855 an hour.)

In remarks that will not inspire confidence among creditors or vendors, Borders CFO Scott Henry reiterated a series of proposals the company has tried before and failed to execute, saying "Borders aims to stay viable by enhancing its customer rewards program, strengthening its e-book business and expanding more into non-book products."

What Publishers Are Saying, and Whether Business Resumes

So far only the largest publisher, Penguin Group, has commented formally on Borders' bankrupty filing. They said "Penguin hopes that Borders will emerge from this process as a smaller but stronger book retailer, and will work closely with Borders management to support this transition. Penguin has been following developments at Borders very closely for many months and has taken appropriate steps to mitigate the financial impact of the company's bankruptcy on Penguin."

Simon & Schuster's parent company CBS reported fourth quarter (and full-year) earnings after the close of the market today. As we report separately (at our site, and in tomorrow's mail), they took only a small, unspecified "increased provision for doubtful accounts" in the quarter, which closed on December 31. CEO Carolyn Reidy said in a phone call about their quarterly performance "we took into account that Borders had told us they were not going to pay us their December payment and did an analysis before we closed the books and took a reserve against our receivables from Borders." She adds "we intentionally tried to cover ourselves" for all possibilities, and hopes that further writedowns will not be necessary. Even with the reserve, profits rose sharply for Simon & Schuster in the quarter.

Speaking not for direct attribution, multiple publishing companies have echoed the sentiment that we cited in our morning report. No one is prepared to ship new inventory on ordinary terms, as the company had hoped in their morning propaganda, and those we have spoken to do not intend to resume shipping now even on a COD basis. A creditor's meeting has been scheduled for a week from tomorrow, and a number of publishers will not consider new shipments until after that meeting.

Many companies expressed concern that in phone conversations, Borders has said it will be another 30 days before they are ready to present a plan for how they intend to operate and survive. That only reinforces the lack of confidence in the chain's prospects, plans and management that publishers have voiced ever since the company stopped paying its bills. (Borders never really presented a turnaround plan during the six weeks they tried to get publishers to finance their continuing operations, either.) One person we spoke to confessed that they would rather have the company liquidate than continue to operate poorly. If publishers remain skeptical after seeing Borders' new plan, whenever it is presented, it's possible that they would petition the court to convert the bankruptcy filing to a liquidation. More practically, reorganizations generally do not succeed if vendors are not confident and participating.

Ingram, which had been shipping to Borders for a matter of weeks even when publishers had stopped, is expected by others to resume some supply. But the wholesaler could well have to return to the bankruptcy estate the money they received for those recent shipments prior to filing.

So Many Filings, So Much Debt

Borders has filled their bankruptcy web site with a raft of filings and we've been poring through them. We've provided sub-header breakouts to make some of the detail easier for you to follow, below.

The Good News
This morning we noted that the 30 largest unsecured vendor creditors are owed roughly $272 million. Additional documents indicate the bookseller owes vendors a total of just over $303 million. That means smaller, not listed vendors are owed a total of another $31 million--so collateral damage beyond the biggest publishers and distributors could be much more limited than same feared.

That also gives some indication of how much Borders' inventory has dwindled (and less inventory means less liquidation). Historically vendors have financed about half of Borders' active inventories, so if those ratios still apply, their inventory is now down to something like $600 million, or a third less than the $896 million in inventory they held as of the end of October.

When the Liquidation Starts
Borders asked the court to expedite plans to liquidate the 200 stores that they are certain to close, to take advantage of President Day shopping and sales (honestly, they say this). But late Wednesday Chief Judge Arthur Gonzalez avoided an immediate ruling on Borders store-closing procedures, and will hold a hearing tomorrow morning at 10. Dow Jones says "several parties objected to [Borders'] motion, saying Borders' landlords should have sufficient notice about the procedures. Gonzalez, and even a Borders lawyer, called it a '1-in-10' scenario that a judge would approve the closing of 200 stores on the first day of a retailer's bankruptcy."

The current bid from liquidators guarantees 73 percent of the cost value of all merchandise within the stores that they want permission to close, estimated to yield $131 million to $148 million. But that bid gets reduced if the liquidation can't start by February 19. The bookseller says that "closing the stores right away is essential because they are losing approximately $2 million per week at the closing stores."

They want to liquidate the stores--down to the fixtures--in place, without having to move the inventory to other locations.

How Many More Stores Might Close
In their filings, Borders retains a "put option" to close, at their election, "up to 75 of 136 other potential stores" if they cannot achieve sufficient concessions from landlords within 30 days.

Borders insists that they were already planning on closing 260 stores, even without the filing (which only makes you wonder why they are now closing just 200 to start).

Save the Beloved Rewards
For weeks now anonymous employees have complained on a Borders message board about how management's main directive has been to convince customers to pay $20 for Borders Rewards Plus cards. And for years now, as Borders has slowly swirled the rim of the toilet under the watchful gaze of multiple management teams, the Borders Rewards program has forever been hailed as a key turnaround asset. Even though those strategies have failed year after year, the bankruptcy papers specifically seek to preserve their customer reward programs, because they "will facilitate a successful reorganization."

Meanwhile, in another small time bomb, the chain indicated there are $275 million worth of unredeemed gift cards out there. After taking into account the standard amount that never gets used, they still expect $113 million in customer redemptions to come. (Even that figure is almost 20 percent of their remaining, pre-liquidation inventory.)

What the Banks Get
The secured creditors--e.g. the banks--are the ones who get paid first. Court papers indicate that Bank of America is owed $196 million against their revolving credit agreement, and GA Capital is owed another $48.5 million. Over the next 30 days post-filing, Borders predicts that they will take in $230 million in cash receipts against $138 million in cash disbursements, for a $92.4 million net cash gain.

The filings also disclose that the recent sale of the Day By Day Calendar Kiosks business to Calendar Holdings yielded $9.1 million. In addition, confirming our reports from earlier this month, all 416 of the seasonal business kiosks have been shut down.

What Does Borders' Decline Do to Book Sales?

Everyone wants to know the impact of Borders' reduction and potential disappearance on the market for printed books. The conventional wisdom, as one publisher told us, is that a third to half of Borders' market share will be captured by other sellers, while the rest could simply disappear in lost sales.

With Nielsen BookScan updating their weekly data earlier today, which they estimate covers 75 percent of physical retail sales, we thought it would be interesting to look at the last six weeks of sales--covering most of the period since Borders stopped paying vendors.

Of course it's hard to separate out the post-Christmas spike in ebook purchases from any impact of a declining Borders. But with that in mind, the raw unit numbers from Nielsen BookScan show that nearly 15 percent fewer print books have been sold in the first six selling weeks of 2011 than were sold over the same period in 2010. Their tabulation shows total sales of 72.569 million units among reporting outlets this year, compared to 85.334 million units a year ago.

Before they stopped paying publishers and receiving new inventory, Borders was estimated as having roughly 8 percent market share--which would equal about 10.7 percent of what Nielsen BookScan tracks. That said, as we indicated this morning, Borders sales have continued to fall nearly 20 percent, which could put their share at more like 6 percent of market, or 8 percent of Nielsen BookScan.

Without more granular data, the reasonable preliminary conclusion would be twofold: Borders' near-bankruptcy has already registered an impact, and ebook sales have likely jumped considerably since the holiday (and the trade is feeling their secondary impact, as stores like Barnes & Noble reduce book shelf space in favor of other products). It adds up to a year of transformational shifts on the horizon.

When we reported on the year-over-year comparisons at the end of 2010, unit sales measured via Nielsen BookScan had declined 4.4 percent compared to 2009.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

super tl;dr but some good info there

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

gonna go eat some pie this afternoon

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Good idea

Jeff, Friday, 18 February 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Going to eat some muffaletta in a minute.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

I am absolutely loving life this morning. The weather is beautiful; I'm just caffeinated enough but not overcaffeinated; I slept well last night; I'm designing signage that requires I look at a lot of pictures of Paris, Rome, and Barcelona; and I'm listening to Jeremy Irons read Lolita.

It's all going to be ok.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

i am looking forward to getting outside

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

There aren't a lot of advantages to smoking, but one of them is having an excuse to stand outside for ten minutes on a day like today. (Of course, that cuts both ways -- I also HAVE to stand outside for ten minutes, even when it's zero degrees.)

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

you HAVE to

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

It's either that, or I start looking for a rifle and a bell tower. When I do quit, it's going to be very painful for myself and my loved ones, and "cold turkey" is not going to be an option.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

it's just funny is all
don't go reaching for yer gat

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

No, you're absolutely right. It's pretty farcical sometimes how little control I have over my impulses. That's what farce is all about, I think.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm wearing shorts an short sleeves and I'm hot. The weather is completely divine here right now.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

The wind out there makes it feel about 10 degrees colder than it really is.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Wearing: fashionably faded jeans, plain white v-neck t-shirt, cool-ass leather jacket with lots of zippers but not TOO many, red high-top Chucks. Friday, baby.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

that reminds me
i've noticed a resurgence in the men's vneck undershirt as acceptable tshirt
we used to wear those all the time in high school

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't wear them in high school, but a lot of the cool kids did.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

v sleazy look imo

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

I agree that it can be on some people, but other people just look like they're wearing a white t-shirt. Depends on how deep the v of the neck is, the person's build, and possibly the amount of back hair they're sporting. (Less is better.)

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

I have a couple but idk why.

Courtnut and I are about to do something to our bodies! Pics to follow.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

i used to dress pretty sleazy in high school

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

when i didn't look like little lord fauntleroy, that is

guys it is so beautiful out today and i feel blue
did buy plane tickets for summer vacation though!!!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Going where?

Jeff, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

España!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Good choice. I wonder if I'll ever go to spain.

Jeff, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Man, you're the third person I know who's going to Spain this year!

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

We went to Old Town Social tonight and Rahm Emmanuel came in and gave us fist bumps.

Jeff, Saturday, 19 February 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

I'm wearing shorts an short sleeves and I'm hot. The weather is completely divine here right now.

― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, February 18, 2011 1:52 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aren't you the guy who constantly complains about heat and talks about how awesome winter is?

i bet spain is fun. i want to go to bhutan and antarctica.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 19 February 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

and to a ridiculous hawaii resort where you just sit out by the pool and drink all day

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 19 February 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

i know, but 74 degrees in february is a novelty

i pressed my mouth to another man's mouth last night. it was sort of gay.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 19 February 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IdHUy.jpg

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 20 February 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

too big

Jeff, Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

We saw a not very good street magician who reacted badly to the small audience's ambivalence. Pretty certain he was not doing an Andy Kaufman thing, but in mid-act he stopped, took the prop away from K8, and said "you know what? I'm not feeling it. None of you are even smiling. Forget it. Screw this." at first we laughed, but then we realized he was not playing, so we wandered off He just he sat down on the curb and griped quietly.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

i was hoping he would cry the tears of a clown but no dice apparently

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

is everyone working today? i have the afternoon off.

now i want to go to los angeles. i am definitely feeling a serious need for a real vacation today. haven't had a real vacation (ie not visiting family in some capacity) since our honeymoon. airplane tickets are expensive.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 February 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

What's in LA? Besides nicer weather.

I'm going to be traveling a lot for work over the next 2 months. NY and DC at the end of March. LA and SF in the beginning of April. Orlando at the end of April. Then we're going to St Louis in June for a running event/mini vacation.

Jeff, Monday, 21 February 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

None of which will be that fun, except St Louis.

Jeff, Monday, 21 February 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

that's a lot of traveling.

i'm traveling a lot to chicago next month...my recording thing in at electr1cal audio got postponed, but digdown confirmed a weekend at the green mill for march 18 - 19. then i'll be back in chicago the next week for march 24 at the whistler.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

Virgin Airlines is starting up soon, having sale prices, like $200 RT to the west coast. And their flights are supposed to have massages and stuff on them.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

Or sign up for Southwest's ding alerts and get a cheap ticket somewhere.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Jor, is the EA session Ch-nts, D-down, or other?

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

other, just doing some studio drums for a friend who plays violin and sings.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

I do love your idea of doing brass-band stuff in that studio. Or do something like Don Caballero, but with sousaphone insted of guitar.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

someday! maybe we'll do a kickstarter for the (still in the works) mj tribute album.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

We're back. The weather is crappy here.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the snow is even starting to accumulate (granted, only in shadowed nooks and crannies) in a few places here in the South Loop.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

My delight in winter is pretty much gone after 4 days of t shirt weather. I need to try to revive it.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan, when do you go to NOLA?

We had a stellar little vacation. Lots of walking around seeing pretty things, lots of eating. You should check out Cochon. I ate rabbit liver there, which was a new experience. I wish I had gotten the key lime pie with the crust made of crushed, salted cashews. I was sad that Jacques Imo was closed (again!) - tons of restaurants outside the Quarter were closed on Sunday, but open on Monday, which was weird.

The Krewe de Vieux parade was excellent - the floats were mule-drawn and mostly political satire, many of them racy. I normally think parades are lame, but I loved this one, I guess b/c most parades are overwhelmingly corporate, and also because there were no barriers, and the audience mixed with the paraders.

Our smart phones barely worked the whole time we were there, even when we were on 3G with all bars. That was strange and annoying.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, K8e's boyfriend bought a tin of octopus based on your recommendation.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

You guys, I think I'm going to vote for Rahm tomorrow morning. He knows the city intimately, and while he's often extremely serious about getting what he wants, he also has a record of working with his opposition on certain issues. He's a hard-on, but he's not a prick, if that makes sense.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

And I can't seriously imagine anyone who's not willing to be a complete a total asshole running the city of Chicago.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan, when do you go to NOLA?

i thought about going this past weekend, but it didn't happen. glad you had a good time. have you been to meaux bar? it's a really nice restaurant on rampart, a block from donna's (rip). not my usual kind of nola spot, but it was a big hit with my folks.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

is that 'flaming meaux'?

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Dan, that's what I immediately thought, too.

I didn't go to Meaux. That seems like a strange spot for a nice restaurant, though I haven't been on Rampart St. since 2006, so maybe it's changed?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, K8e's boyfriend bought a tin of octopus based on your recommendation.
then what happened?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

seemed kinda deserted to me, everything i used to go to is closed (incl. all music venues). great restaurant though.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Man, the wordplay involving replacing a long "o" with "-eaux" down there! I didn't realize quite how out of control it is. xp

Amanda - I will inquire. He took them home to Texas with him.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

The board of election website doesn't seem to know if I can vote. I don't think I exist anymore.

Jeff, Monday, 21 February 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Please tell me NOLA has a gay bar somewhere named HeauxMeaux.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Meaux' menu is great. I should eat more French food. This sounds wonderful

MOULES FRITES INDOCHINE Mussels Steamed in Red Curry Broth, Coriander & Basil

xp - jvc, they don't, but I don't understand why not.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 21 February 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

oooooh curry mussels <3

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 21 February 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

He is saving the Octopus for a treat. We'll see if it makes it through security. We'll also see if he makes it through security. I was in and out in under 5 minutes. His line snaked the length of the concourse.

sisut, Monday, 21 February 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

You guys it's not THAT good, it's just better than no octopus at all. Tell him to dress it sufficiently (some oo, salt, paprika or chili powder of choice) because it is not really that great straight from the tin.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 February 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Last chance to tell your Rahm story before we all vote, LaLe!

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Monday, 21 February 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

Not online! If you call me I will tell you on the phone.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

afternoon nap turned into a full 7 hour sleep - not a good thing.

while i was sleeping:

- eddie the cat puked (i know it was him because while i was half-awake, i heard him crying like he does when he pukes)
- brenda sat in it (?????)
- she's too fat to lick her own butt

so i get up and find eddie biting his dried barf off of brenda's butt.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DgskSoAtc

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

aaaaayyyyy it's the Chicago way, you must not be from around here etc etc

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

apparently no one's voting anyways: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/chicago-mayoral-vote-fails-to-draw-big-crowds-2011-02-22

the polling place behind our house was pretty empty

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

who would I vote for if I lived there?

(just one or two semi-serious answers)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

i am not going to pretend like i can comprehend your mind but my understanding is that miguel del valle is the most liberal of the four candidates on the ballot (also who i voted for).

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

Probably a stupid reason to do so, but I completely wrote off del valle after two incidents on the redline in which a homeless looking guy that was very obviously strung out on something hopped into the car and proceeded to wave del valle signs literally in people's faces and shouting how del valle is "Chicago's true savior". It was super weird.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

i admittedly don't know much about this process but i didn't realize that if the "winner" gets less than 50% of the vote, there's a runoff election. that could make things interesting given the low voter turnout.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, with this low of a turnout it could get really interesting.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

emanuel is still going to win though.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I had paid more attention to aldermanic candidates. I know their names and really vague, general stuff about them - just enough to know who not to vote for, but not a clear choice of who to vote for.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

i like the photo caption in this story: http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/02/22/last-minute-push-by-chicago-mayoral-candidates/?hp

Rahm Emanuel squeezed in some last-minute campaigning on Tuesday in at a commuter train station in Chicago, where voters are choosing the next mayor.

because it makes it sound like voters are choosing the mayor in a commuter train station

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

they basically are

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

Voted for Del Valle and aldermanic candidate Ameya Pawar.

Did not vote for city clerk because I didn't know anything about that race.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

same as me except i picked a city clerk candidate at random. however, sarah picked the other one so we canceled each other out.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

"aldermanic!" really needs that bang at the end.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

surely one of the local improv companies must've done an "Aldermania!" revue by now.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure, but that was the title of a feature in last week's Reader.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot that they still haven't even ruled if Emanuel meets the residency requirements

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

he might as well just appoint himself todopoderoso emperor of earth or whatever he wants

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

“It’s a big change in Chicago,” said Margaret O’Hara, who cast her vote for Emanuel in a high-rise near Lake Shore Drive. “It’s important that the next mayor understand the importance of keeping the Magnificent Mile nice, with art and flowers.”

Good to see she's focusing on the most important issues.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

The IL Supreme Court ruled that he was eligible. Am I misunderstanding something?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder what it feels like to live in such a sheltered world that those are the biggest concerns you can possibly conceive of.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

that quote had to have been chosen for strategic value

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

gave a big pep talk about middle east, declaration of independence, voting, and recent reader article about segregation in class today

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh also we watched the clip of the freakonomics movie about names and culture

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh i thought the residency thing was still pending.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Nah, the residency thing was overruled, and was bullshit to begin with.

Not if, but when

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

proceeded to wave del valle signs literally in people's faces and shouting how del valle is "Chicago's true savior".

"Pssst, buddy, take these signs here. Wave 'em around. Make sure you say his name."

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

we're getting a new vacuum cleaner.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

the entire head snapped off of our old vacuum cleaner. i guess the plastic just gave out.

(changed that from "our old one" to "old vacuum cleaner" to avoid ilx out of context)

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I have ... never owned a vacuum cleaner?

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

My voting experience was marred by new information I gathered about Miguel. Decidedly a C- voting day.

sisut, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that he likes King of Queens?

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that he was at my co-worker's polling place GREETING VOTERS AND SHAKING THEIR HANDS WHILE THEY WERE IN THE VOTING BOOTHS. sigh.

sisut, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

how was he allowed into the polling place to campaign?

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

I did not vote, because of aforementioned issues. However, I would have voted for Rahm.

Jeff, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

Could be worse IMO, I mean if we're talking campaign indiscretions.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

Voted for Rahm, for purely strategic reasons, which I kind of feel guilty about. But I wanted to do my bit to prevent a Rahm/Gery runoff, and frankly the thought of Mayor Chico terrifies me in ways I can't describe.

Also voted for Ameya Pawar.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

this election is so depressing

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/illustrations/fishermanwife/images/gruellefisherman.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

it's 9:30pm geez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_mayoral_election,_2011

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

So Mayor Emanuel it is then. Which I can live with, I guess.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

We don't have much of a choice at this point.
It feels like we were never really given a choice but whatever. Oh well. Might as well start figuring ways to suck up.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

It feels like we were never really given a choice but whatever.

I'm not sure how this is meant to be taken. I mean, taken at face value, of course there was choice of other candidates. But if you mean that it was pretty much determined long ago, true, but if not Rahm it would have been some other well-connected type.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

I meant choice B

I chose, but my choice was (apparently) a fart in the wind :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I'm just really cynical and am pretty much convinced that the Chicago mayor will always be somebody repugnant on one level or another.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/MayorEmanuel/statuses/40233068778233856

john. a resident of chicago., Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

i just had an irl lol singing "farts in the wind"
life is sad in chicago
why do i keep thinking that anything i do makes a difference

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this is definitely not how I expected this election to go...like, there was no real race, no competition...it was just Rahm and some other people pretending they mattered.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

this:

I have ... never owned a vacuum cleaner?

― jaymc, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:45 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reminded me of this:

yeah i need to buy a vacuum cleaner

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, June 26, 2009 3:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I actually had to take a few deep breaths there.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, June 26, 2009 3:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that he was at my co-worker's polling place GREETING VOTERS AND SHAKING THEIR HANDS WHILE THEY WERE IN THE VOTING BOOTHS. sigh.

― sisut, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 6:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How does this not violate the "no electioneering" zone?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

It's Chicago--I'm guessing that pretty much answers how he ended up in there. He introduced himself to my coworker as she entered her VOTING BOOTH, to which she responded, "It's nice to meet you. You are not supposed to be here." She was getting ready to call in and report him. When asked, he claimed to have papers (and if Miguel, who I have supported, actually lives in Rogers Park, I will eat my hat). The folks working were all, "whaaaaat? Is he not supposed to be in here?"

sisut, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ameya (I almost wrote Anwar, but that's the character from Life in Hell) beat the MACHINE!!!

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, because Rahm's victory was so assured, I spent most of last night excited about Pawar's upset.

If I'm not mistaken, he'll be my first elected official who is younger than me.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

ok so i just heard on wbez that only 40% turned out at the polls
55% of that 40%
that is hardly carte blanche except now it sort of is

where are the other 60%?!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

They didn't change their address in time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

good answer! i'm genuinely curious.

i guess i have a beef with the voting system, which appears to be rigged to favor crazy people who love going out to vote in the middle of winter after enduring like 3-4 months of feeble campaigning from the candidates and who always keep their documents up to date with a little checklist or something. (ie a pretty small number of people in this giant cold city)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

what's the alternative?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

also there is early voting, people don't have to go out to vote in the middle of winter

the problem mainly seems to be voter apathy, not necessarily anything with the structure of the system

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

i'm listening to 848 and people are not terribly enthused about these results
do you think they were apathetic because they thought it was wrapped up already? if so, where were these messages coming from? everywhere? why was this message coming from everywhere? it just goes on and on.
i guess i'm just probably just becoming one of those oldish paranoid commies :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

haha guess i live in the right neighborhood already

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

i understand cynicism with the political system, i just don't understand why this particular election would be more dismaying than any other election

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

do you think they were apathetic because they thought it was wrapped up already? if so, where were these messages coming from? everywhere? why was this message coming from everywhere? it just goes on and on.

Yeah, I think a lot of people probably thought that. The media treated Rahm as though he was the only candidate in the race, and unfortunately none of the other candidates favorably distinguished themselves enough to reverse that narrative.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

That's what I mean about being a paranoid commie -- I keep asking myself why the media repeated that so much. It worked, but it seemed so deliberate. The first name thing and all. I dunno.
On the other hand, I GISed "sad loser" and it's amusing me. I guess I should move on.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

There are a few things going on here:

*Even before he announced he was running, the media was fascinated by Rahm as a character (stories about the dead fish, the Hollywood agent brother, etc.), so they focused on him at the expense of others in the race.
*Because of his connections both in and outside Chicago (esp. from having served in two White Houses), he was able to amass an enormous war chest.
*Voters who did seriously consider other candidates didn't find much to like about them. Infighting among the African American contenders led to a single candidate who wasn't particularly popular and basically imploded before she could mobilize enough voters to at least force a run-off.
*Lots of voters genuinely liked Rahm's tough-guy persona and believed that his no-holds-barred tenacity would be an asset as mayor.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Good answer, thank you. You're totally right. It's easy to forget what a confluence of events it is. Honestly, I felt differently about him a couple years ago than I do now.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

the war chest still freaks me out a little though
guess it's "our" war chest now?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

On the news last night, it was mentioned that Emanuel can siphon funds from his war chest to support aldermanic candidates in run-off elections.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Honestly, Pawar's win is still kind of thrilling to me for managing to do what the mayoral candidates were not able to: defeat someone who was better-funded and machine-anointed. We got at least one (if not two) O'Donnell flyers in our mailbox EVERY SINGLE DAY for the last two weeks. Pawar sent a single flyer at the end of the week.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure how I started following her, but a self-professed right-wing Ayn Rand-loving novelist on Twitter had a conspiracy theory I love--that the @MayorEmanuel account was part of the campaign, to take what were seen as his weaknesses and vulnerabilities and turn them into a lovable cartoon that (she wrote) won over even her.

Pawar's win is really exciting.

(By the way, this is full of great unusual photos of famous dudes.)

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

wow @ awkward adolescent Ben Stiller

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

omg sean connery

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

i was just reading a book with that same picture of rick rubin (the big payback)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

hbd!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Frustration at lunchtime. I went to H&M because I need some new pants, and all they have is skinny jeans. Seriously, that's ALL they have. I hate skinny jeans.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

I did get a cool sripey cardigan, though.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, I gave up on H&M years ago. Every now and then I go back, but all I ever get are kooky socks or a T shirt. Everything else is either unappealing or a piece of shit. Actually, it's all pieces of shit, and most is unappealing.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

I got ONE awesome pair of jeans there like 6 years ago that weren't shit, weren't ugly, and fit really well. Everything else from there that I've ever purchased has not been any of those things.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

I really do like their colorful T-shirts, but even those fall apart too quickly.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

I just found out that Kurt/Blaine shippers refer to them as "Kurt CoBlaine."

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

OK wrong thread LOLOLOL!

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3mMJokGKttU/TNa4T0hKRGI/AAAAAAAAEW4/Wir4ZB2pGFs/s400/gleedork.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

The fait accompli aspect to Mayor Rahm did kind of freak me out a little. Like, there he is in DC, when he gets the call that Daley is not running. Whoops, gotta go back to Chicago to be mayor! Good thing I've got a house there, for when I'm mayor! I've always wanted to me mayor, and now I get to be mayor!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

Though amusingly when I told my wife I was going to vote, she reminded me that I didn't actually live in Chicago. Saved me the trip!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

Josh not in Chicago

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

Josh can see Chicago down the street but am still not in Chicago.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp - women's clothes are not all that bad at h & m , if you want something cute and cheap to wear out or to work. they've got your business casual blazer/jacket with a cute feminine peplum or other detail or gold sequined tap pants if you need em.

josh in chi -- that is why i posted the img of the fisherman and his wife. i guess he sort of violated my sense of the democratic process, and that's part of what bothers me so much. i'm trying to consider him a frenemy at this point.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

whoops i kinda reversed my work and out examples there, but i think my general point was made

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

that is why i posted the img of the fisherman and his wife.

I don't get this reference.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

it's a folk tale -- http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/fishermanwife/index.html

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Suddenly I'm going to have to start paying more attention to n/a's parental ancedotes, because they might prove to be very relevant.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

!!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

congratulations!(?)

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yep! Thanks. We've know for awhile, but after a twelve week appointment today I feel like its okay to tell people. I've been really excited but in this weird zone because all of our families know but we weren't quite ready to tell like coworkers and not-so-close friends, so I've been anxious to tell someone.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

You? Anxious? Never.
Congrats!! I know this is sthg you've wanted, and I'm happy for you both. Babiez!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, awesome! I feel like there's a lot of people procreating (or attempting to do so) in my life at the moment. Which makes sense, I guess.
xp

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

Really guys I'm not a 100% ball of anxiety, I promise.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

No, that's my job.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I was just razzing you!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

Congrats jon! I'm happy to answer any questions I may be able to. I was fairly anxious about various aspects of pregnancy/birth too but after nine months I was pretty much just ready for the baby to come out, it's a good amount of time to prepare mentally.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

when i make oatmeal i really like to put nuts of some kind in it, ideally walnuts or pecans but even almonds are ok. we don't have any nuts right now so i put some toasted pine nuts in my oatmeal today. it doesn't really work.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks! I think I'm still at the point where it seems so abstract and kind of surreal, really.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

when i make oatmeal i really like to put nuts of some kind in it, ideally walnuts or pecans but even almonds are ok. we don't have any nuts right now so i put some toasted pine nuts in my oatmeal today. it doesn't really work.

good parental advice

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/370165610_face633998.jpg

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

Trying the Meatyballs food truck today. Not bad.

Jeff, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

i thought food trucks were still ILLEGAL in chicago

i had to work on a story this morning about how san francisco pumped all this money into supporting the growth of food trucks, and now restaurant owners are pissed because the food trucks park near the restaurants and attract all their customers

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

It is here if you are particularly interested.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Do you guys ever think about buying a house or condo in Chicago? It would be love to own a house but have come to accept that it's probably not going to happen as long as we're living in Chicago (due to working in a field that will never be particularly lucrative). I still like to look at real estate listings though. The idea of owning a house or condo is kind of scary though too.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

I used to think about owning a house in Chicago, but it seems totally unlikely in the foreseeable future unless I buy it with an S.O., which is also unlikely. My friend Michael is trying to buy - he found some ludicrously cheap places (2 bdr for $95K), but they're in craptown, so that's a no-go.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

just buy one in milwaukee and commute

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

K8E and I have been spending some time on Craigslist looking at property in NOLA. There are some really nice places that are waaaay cheap compared to what you'd pay here. E.g., 2 bedroom home in the Marigny for $140K or 2 bedroom condo in the Garden District (right on Magazine) for $100K. There are also "fixer-uppers" (i.e., you'll probably find bodies from Katrina in them) for $40K for a whole house.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

Also, some studios in the French Quarter for $90K. But they are total pied a terre party pads.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Supposedly now is a good time to buy if you have the money. I read that somewhere.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

i love not owning a home

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

Owning is scary, though. I can't imagine owning a house - yard and exterior maintenance seem horribly time consuming.

Our friend J3ss1ca (who we ran into at Midway Airport of all places) has a litany about how if you have the money, you're FUCKING CRAZY!!!!1 not to buy right now. She loves owning so much that now she and her husband own two homes.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I just have all these hang-ups about raising a kid in an apartment, because I lived in houses my whole childhood. Of course we were never living within the limits of a big city like Chicago, or we were living in houses oversees that the US gov't (your tax dollars) paid for. But it still makes me feel inadequate at times. But also living in a house that you can totally spread out in and personalize and make your own is really appealing.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

overseas, not oversees. that was a weird typo.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

Owning is scary, though. I can't imagine owning a house - yard and exterior maintenance seem horribly time consuming.

Yeah, maintenance and lawn care were the hardest things for me to get used to. I mean, little yard stuff like planting flowers and trying to grow stuff in a small garden is fun but, damn, mowing the lawn is one of my least favorite tasks. Mostly because our lawn is small and odd shaped with all these weird nooks so I spend more time wrestling with getting the push mover into place than actual mowing.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, yard and home improvements sound like fun. I would love to lez out on some light fixtures and doors and windows.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

I have a hilarious story about trying to replace one of the doors at our house. Okay, not hilarious as in funny, but about how hilariously inept I was. I thought I could just buy a door, install a new doorknob and latch (which I had done before), slap some hinges on it and, voila!, new door. Not really. First of all, the door wasn't a standard size so I had to buy one and cut it down to size. Also since it had to fit into an existing frame I had to buy one without a hole for the knob, latch, and strike. This is where I failed miserably - trying to align the holes and cut them neatly, it was a disaster. Not to mention all the tools I had to buy or rent to get the job done. In the end I had to pay someone to replace it, which ended up being $100 cheaper than everything I had spent to try it myself. Lesson learned - DIY is cool and all, but some thing are best left to the pros.

But if you want a running toilet fixed, a kitched faucet replaced, new ceiling fixtures installed, I can do all that.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

Did you hear about the shooting in River North? The cops arrested a guy who then shot them from inside the police cruiser. That seems like a huge oversight.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

Also in the news - we're going to have a mini blizzard tonight.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Uh yeah, a slight one I'd say.

So I just heard this breathless forecast on the news about 9-11 inches of snow coming tonight. But then I looked up more reasonable sources and its actually supposed to be like 6 inches south of 80 and 2-4 in the city.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Speaking of the "joys" of home ownership, I am sick to death of shovelling.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

I would go to great lengths to be a renter again.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

well I don't think I'd want to own a condo. seems like it would be the bad things about owning a house (the responsibility for repairs and the property, having to sell if you want to move) plus the bad things about owning an apartment (neighbors, about the same amount of space).

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

sounds like you should rent a house

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

renting a house is a super idea

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

that would be nice. i feel like you don't really see many full houses for rent in chicago.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure we will never buy. Can't afford where we want to live and don't want to deal with it anyway. I'm ok renting for life. It's the new American dream.

Jeff, Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like I haven't seen any of you guys in a long time.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

awwww miss u 2

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't say I missed you

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

JUST KIDDING

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to do pub quiz sometime but i work on tues. nights now. i might be able to make it over to the globe by like 8:15ish, or we could find somewhere else that has pub quiz on wednesdays

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

anyone want to hang saturday night somewhere? i was gonna suggest karaoke but i always suggest karaoke. still, would sing if you twisted my arm.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

can't really hang out in the evening unfortch. got a baby who starts getting grouchy around 7:30 p.m.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

though i might be able to if sarah's ok with staying home with the baby.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

ok i might actually be able to hang out on saturday night. don't know if i really want to do karaoke but i'd do it if everyone else wanted to.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

I have a skeptic meetup on my calendar, but I really have no idea if I am going or what we are going to do on Saturday night. At the very least, I'll think fondly about everyone.

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to do pub quiz sometime but i work on tues. nights now.

Yeah, and Tuesday is Dungeons and Dragons night for me now. No, that's not a joke. My character is bloodied badly and in serious trouble. It's a cliffhanger.

Wednesday might work. I'm very flexible after 5pm most days, but not infinitely so. I do have a girlfriend and stuff. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

I've never played D&D. I wonder if I would like it. Not a big fantasy person.

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

I played it twice (different campaigns with different people). It really, really depends on your Dungeonmaster. If you have a bitter, vindictive one then it makes the game really awful and not fun. But if you get someone who is really imaginative and gets into it, it can be pretty fun.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

i thought food trucks were still ILLEGAL in chicago

You can have a food truck if the food is already prepared. You can't cook anything on a truck. The meatyball sandwiches were already cooked.

http://www.phillipfoss.net/

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

I have a skeptic meetup
idk what this means at all, but i feel lucky to have karaoked with you at all

i am not going to force everyone to go to the cove if you don't want to -- really it depends on the weather for me. i was thinking of going to st louis for some reason. i think i just need to get out of here for > 24 hrs.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, can I ask an office-ish e-mail question?

I know that's dull, but I write about fun stuff elsewhere.

Is there some hard-and-fast rule about when to copy bigger bosses/managers on an e-mail?

As in: I'm doing some social-media work for a big organization. In a fit of confidence, I wrote directly to the CEO and it worked out better than any HR-dept interaction ever has.

Anyway, met with the CEO, then met with the Chief Marketing Officer, then started doing some work for them. I just wrote a progress report on what I'm doing--and it's social-media stuff, so it's new to them and I've had to explain the benefits of it at all (and they're listening and excited).

Anyway, I copied the CEO on the progress report. He had written to his partners (the other C-level execs) when I first started as well, so--again, maybe hastily--I copied them on it.

Is it terrible protocol to send the leaders of the company an update they might be interested in, instead of writing just to the CMO?

(I know this is vague, but I tend to have slight anxiety attacks after I do something audacious, even though most of the good things I've accomplished have followed an act of hubris.)

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)

P.S. The progress report was that, after one week, all kinds of good communication with customers was happening that otherwise never would have happened. I'm excited about this but I think it's coming out dull, here.

P.S.S. Nick, try Berwyn. Cool folks buy bungalows there.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:51 (fourteen years ago)

P.S.S.S. This would all sound less dull if I were talking here about the actual stuff I'm working with, which is super-elegant and fun.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

P.S.S.S.S. I did not end my e-mail to these people with so many P.S.'s.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

Seems like it would depend on the CEO. I frequently email our CIO/CFO, but the executive director is usually saved for special occasions. Would probably stick with the CMO if I was you.

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

Courtney has a lot of experience working directly for C-level folks, so hopefully she'll see your question and respond.

Also, I don't find your question boring at all. I like this kind of question.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

Prob varies industry to industry too.

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I think the overall answer is going to be "it depends." I would have no qualms with CCing the president of the company I work for but it's a very small, "flat" company so there isn't really anyone between me and him anyways.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

well, it's depend.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

In this case, too, I got brought in by the CEO, and I didn't realize there was such a heirarchy of marketing dept. folks at this place. I don't go to their meetings or anything, so the thing I'm dancing with is then whether I'm now in that marketing-dept structure or if I'm a special project outside of that structure. I'm guessing I'll find out today from whoever responds--just hoping it was OK.

And to share one other thing but be vague about--I'm doing something for one niche of this company (the equivalent of if Hermes had some kind of handbag social-media project). And I'm being all Clooney in my writing voice, taking care of the customers in a polite, affable way. But there's a guy who had been assigned the same role for the whole company, and he was late getting started (was a blank page for a while), and now he writes in a way that reads like a text-message version of the Red Eye. So the next tactical question has to do with addressing that--but in the summary of my own work that I sent late last night (with the C-level folks copied, so that's why I was so anxious), I made some reference to it. What the heck, I'm the expert, might as well say what I think, tactfully. Again, I'll see if this was the right choice when I open my gmail...

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Other than that, I'm enjoying photos from one of the Black Eyed Peas's iPhone.

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg619/scaled.php?tn=0&server=619&filename=ejcbq.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

i emailed this to john but omg look

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5293/5476812216_cbe6137811.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

i like to think that the i is a bloated :

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

: facts gravy

so perfect!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

What is the middle word?

Assessing or critiquing or talking about other people's writing is the absolute worst.

xp - oh. That's what I thought it said!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Assessing or critiquing or talking about other people's writing is the absolute worst.
is my job

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i've kind of fallen into the role of helping some of the peeps at my school by proofreading their papers and it's pretty hard. especially because they're taking an english class this quarter. i basically just stick to fixing spelling, punctuation, grammar, etc but don't really comment on the content.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

So I had to two school inspections, one yesterday and one today. Both public elementary schools in neighborhoods that traditionally have a very bad reputation, one in West Garfield Park and the other in Englewood. It was really an interesting study in how surroundings can influence children. The Garfield Park school is really poorly maintained, sloppy additions and poor quality construction and the school is 100% surrounded by boarded up houses. The school interior was dark and dreary. All of the teachers and administrators I dealt with were bitter and grumbling and not one person seemed to want to be there. The Englewood school was kept spotless and it was obvious that the contractors had done a better job, there was lots of windows and bright light, tons of artwork. Every single person, literally, students and teachers alike, greeted everyone with a smile and "good morning".

It was just interesting to see because the two schools are both public, roughly the same student popualtions, both schools have a uniform dress code, both nearly identical demographics (according to CPS' website); but there was such a huge difference in attitudes between the schools.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

hm. that is interesting.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh god I am trying to edit together a brochure that includes text from like 6 different people and some of it is so fucking bad but the writers don't want to listen or take any suggestions even though they asked me for help and suggestions

sorry for the run-on but FUCK it's frustrating

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

(Guys, let's pitch in and get John factsgravy.com for his birthday.)

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

LL: I know it's your job. I'm saying that though I sincerely deeply admire those who teach writing, it is a nightmare job for me. I worked at the writing center in college and I did a decent job, but I did NOT enjoy it at all. (We talked about this extensively when I was in DeP's college writing class.)

If they're students and they are in a position to learn from you it's not as gross as Dan's situation.

jvc - that really is interesting.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Wonder if the difference in the schools is the principal, the neighborhood organizations, or what.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

Well, Jon's point, I think, was that the differences in the buildings contributed to the differences in attitude. Which I totally buy.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

jvc, from a professional POV, what are some of your thoughts on feng shui?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that was pretty much my point. I suppose not just buildings, but "environment" in total. It was just interesting that schools nearly identical on paper were so radically different.

Feng shui? I don't know, I haven't really read a whole lot into that topic, but I do firmly believe that access to sunlight and plants are key to making any space seem warmer and more inviting. Which, yes, DUH, but its amazing how many people ignore this in order to create some dramatic interior lighting effect that looks really cool on first blush, but ends up being an unpleasant space to actually spend time in.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if some people get hung up on the minutiae of feng shui (no mirrors on doors, furniture facing certain compass directions) and wind up making a space that is no more livable than if they had just followed whatever taste they normally followed. Or wind up with a weird, unappealing space.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

Saw a talk at a Pecha Kucha night by one of the designers of Nettlehorst Elementary. Some amazing design there.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 25 February 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

Second day eating meatyballs, got BBQ Balls - Pulled Pork Shoulder, Red Cabbage, Apples, Cola-Bourbon BBQ Sauce

Jeff, Friday, 25 February 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to jump into a vat of cola-bourbon bbq sauce

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

that album rules
i went through this phase where i listened to that and nuggets (i and ii) like nonstop
it was when i first moved to chicago and it always reminds me of riding the blue line

sorry for the boring anecdote
i am so tired

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 February 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I just got back from the Borders at Clark/Broadway/Diversey. It is still very well stocked - I'd say over 80%. Everything is 20%-40% off. Go get you some cheap books, movies, and CDs! I didn't!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

(I bought 1 John Hodgeman book b/c I was there on a mission - for things that they didn't have - not to browse.)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

What I want to stock up on are the very nice faux-Moleskine notebooks they always have on clearance for about $4-$5.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

How could Borders screw up so badly? How is the economy supposed to survive with no stores at all?

Funye West! (u s steel), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

damn, I meant to check out the borders in HP this week but was too busy. stupid work. college students probably picked it over already.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

Some good news is that there is some construction going in the building of the former Barnes and Noble on Diversey that has sat empty for so many years.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Of what?

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

I think it sat empty because it's not near an el stop. How sad.

Funye West! (u s steel), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff, do you mean what are they constructing? I don't know. But they finally took out the bookshelves and they're gutting it. I'm assuming it's being developed by the same guy who is responsible for TJ's next door (Fr3d L@t5k0) b/c it's part of the same strip and it's the same construction company. (BTW, TJ continues to slooooowly grow - some coolers and fixtures are in, and there are tons of light bulbs sitting around.)

u s steel - But it's at a big retail hub (Clark/Diversey/Broadway) where other stores have done well, so who knows.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

It sounds like I'm obsessed with the retail in my hood, but it's just that I walk past these places at least twice a day and the state of the businesses around here feels like a bellwether for the state of the economy.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

I never know what is going on on the south side of diversey. I almost always run on the north side of the street.

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

First time I visited Chicago, in about 1994, Broadway/Clark/Diversey was still a little sleazy. Where Cost Plus and TJ Maxx are was a long row of video arcades and peep shows. I talked with a guy once about how the neighborhood used to be in the 1960s-- big pool hall on that corner, hoodlums.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Also, the Century used to be one giant movie theater (like the Chicago theater) before it was turned into the mall. I love that neighborhood.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

That's what I've heard. I think you were the one who said that the Golden Nugget's late night crowd was a prostitute and her pimp at each table. I would have loved to have seen this area at that time. I haven't found any pics of it.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

This one (GIS) looks like Broadway where the 36 stop is:

http://chuckmanchicagonostalgia.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/photo-chicago-clark-and-diversey-streetcars-stores-signs-people-leaving-streetcar-parkway-theter-in-background-jays-potato-chip-sign-1955.jpg?w=510&h=409

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

That's cool, but I was talking about this area in the 90s.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

But yeh, streetcars!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yepyep, I was gonna look for the 90s but that caught my eye.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

are those both from the same site? can you show me where you got them? the URL isn't helping me.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://chuckmanchicagonostalgia.wordpress.com/

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

The second one looks like it's at Clark and Wrightwood. Wiener Circle is just to the right of the parked cars on the right, and the store to the right of the closest streetcar is where Affordable Portables is now.

xp - Oh - thanks. The first pic led me there, but the second one had a different sort of URL.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://chuckmanchicagonostalgia.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/postcard-chicago-lincoln-park-arms-hotel-2738-pine-grove-ave-1940.jpg

I live in between the shrubs on the top right.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

Nice!

http://www.chicagoreader.com/images/blogimages/2011/02/20/1298182334-71_11_5.jpg

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, I like that your building looks like its dropped in the middle of a prairie there.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Ha - bell bottoms!

xp - That's from the 30s or 40s, but I still wonder if they didn't edit out some buildings.

Oh - I just noticed "Chicago 14, Ill" - the ZIP here is 60614. They just tacked a Chicago prefix on the postal code to make a ZIP, it looks like.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

I <3 my new camera.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5256/5486039206_14a219c9b0_z.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 28 February 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Nice. I'm looking forward to seeing many more.

Kenan, how do you feel about your abilities at portrait sorts of shots? My office might (maybe, nothing is for sure) need a few shots for a website.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 28 February 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

Revealing the Man Behind @MayorEmanuel

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 28 February 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

that's awesome

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 February 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

aw nice

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 February 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

Today is the last day for Earwax

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/21/earwax-cafe-closing_n_826015.html

Sarah and I ate there a lot when we first moved to Chicago and were scared to leave Wicker Park. Their seitan Reuben and sweet potato/black bean quesadilla were delicious. RIP

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

I always liked the video store. I rented In Cold Blood and Lord Love a Duck there, among others. RIP.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

I tried to recreate that quesadilla for Valentine's Day. I think I did a pretty good job. Maybe the best pesto I've ever made: a ton of cilantro and garlic, basically.

jaymc, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

So will Earwax be replaced with another bank? Or a Burberry?

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Combo Burberry/Pilates studio/bank

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

btw the other day I taught my students what "gentrification" means (ie that there is a word for the process they were describing)

it felt powerful

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

haven't been down to the WP in a long time. i think once the weather's nice we'll go down to Division and see what stores are new and what stores have closed and what stores have stuck around

i find myself constantly talking about things i'm going to do "once the weather's nice." maybe i should write them all down so whenever i get bored i can pick one of them to do.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

I hadn't been in a long time, but we went to Piece the other night. Not bad, but they were all out of the Cameltoe.

Jeff, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

Someone alert Gossip Wolf: I spotted Miss Alex White at O'Hare on Thursday morning.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Something just clicked in my head that had never clicked before, and I have a new insight into the minds of my coworkers. It's critical, too, and I don't know how I missed it before now. What happens is this: I ask for the basic materials for my graphics, emails, web pages, what have you. It's usually text, plus graphics if they have a preference, maybe some headshots of lawyers, etc. It takes them three days to round all this stuff up, and as soon as they hand it over to me, it's already a red-hot emergency, because it has to be done TODAY. What's going on here, I've figured out, is that it takes them time and effort to round up all of the elements needed for me to do my job, and once they have put time and effort into something, they immediately assume that the task should already be finished. "What do you mean, tomorrow? Didn't you get all the graphics I sent to you?" It goes right past them that there's another step, and a time-consuming one at that. They assume that all the *real* work is done once they have done some amount of work, and all I have to do is gather in my arms all the pieces they send to me, tie them up like a bunch of loose sticks, and send the magic bundle back to them. How could I possibly be doing any real work? I'm the graphics guy. That happens by magic. And it's really really easy.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not bitter. :/

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

The revelatory part of this is that what I have always interpreted as my own inadequacy is actually their condescension. I need to ease up on myself and realize that they have no idea that what I do is a real job, and I need to assert myself, or else they'll have me working 100 hour weeks for no overtime just because they're able to make me feel guilty.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's a valuable realization. What are these co-workers' jobs/titles?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Lawyer," first and foremost. Also frequently "Dean of" something.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'll give them all this: it's not as bad as working for real estate agents. Nothing is as bad as that.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

I get the same thing both at my job and w/ my soccer communications work. I think it happens everywhere.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah. I suppose if everyone understood what everyone else does, you could just fire everyone and have one genius who doesn't need sleep to run the whole business. We all need to understand that we can't exist without EACH OTHER. It's a massive boulder for many people to get their head around.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

Especially if you're a Republican.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

wrt the soccer stuff I've found that making a publications calendar w/ deadlines etc helped immensely in getting the message across that I need time to work on things (lol work creeping into personal life)

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Though the people (lawyers) that I work for are pretty clueless and entitled in a lot of ways, the ones in the Chicago office are really good about understanding that what I do is actually work that takes time to do. Not always, but if they get too uppity, it's usually easy to get them to calm them down.

The down side is that sometimes they think that some things I do are too difficult for them to do (usually things having to do with the computer) that they never learn to do it themselves. I'm not sure what they will do if they need to e-file with the court on a day I'm on vacation.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

Oh - for Dan (and Jenny, if you're out there somewhere): I'm dog sitting for L|66y, and while putting a glass in the sink I saw that her garbage disposal was full to the brim with leaves and stems that she had pruned from one of her house plants.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

empathy is still tricky for a lot of people

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

I used to run into issues at my old job very very similar to what kenan described. A developer would call me about a 4500 sf tenant that might want to move into his building and he'd want me to draft up a layout of what that would look like. Fairly simple and straightforward task, but I'd need to get a program list of spaces from the potential tenant first. When the developer would chase that down, he'd always make unreasonable demands about how soon he'd need the layout back (frequently he would call me on his lunch hour and want it for a 2 or 3 meeting). Even after working with him for 6 years or so, he never could quite grasp that me translating that list of spaces into a laid out plan in his building took me time. As much as I would have loved it, AutoCAD has no "Poof! Your plan is done!" button.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183649_672054086130_6901019_38362321_4673044_n.jpg

From a NOLA food truck called The Fry Bar. That's a deep-fried head of garlic.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I saw a tamale food truck drive by my work the other day. Of the more gourmet variety, not the regular ones that you would find around construction sites, etc.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

i don't really get the big deal about food trucks tbh. it sounds like a restaurant but more annoying because you don't know where they're going to be when. plus it's not like they're going to go to areas where there are no restaurants to fill a void, they're all going to be down in the loop.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

plus it's not like they're going to go to areas where there are no restaurants to fill a void, they're all going to be down in the loop.
i've never seen one since i neither live nor work nor visit these areas very frequently
kinda doesn't really affect my life at all, but i got no problem with them. it's just kind of hard to get excited about them.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Some of the appeal is probably their elusiveness. I have never been to one in Chicago, only the down to earth kind when I was living in NOLA. Those did serve places with no restaurants (Home Depot parking lots, random street corners, construction sites). They were mostly taco and burrito trucks, but some American food, too.

The Fry Bar seems to frequent festivals and markets.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

I've seen two of them in the South Loop, but neither looked particularly appetizing.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

This sounds good (the gravy in particular)

Thyme,3monthmanchego & garlic andouille-mushroom gravy to top em with!

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Some of the appeal is probably their elusiveness.

otm, people like to feel like they're part of a club/in the know

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

late night food trucks are very useful

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

I guess it's not a huge deal, just offers some variety. The meatyballs one has a truck in the same place every day, so there is no elusiveness there. The other one roams but it is on a set schedule most of the time.

Jeff, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

From the truckers' perspective, I'd guess they like that they get to serve cool food with way less overhead.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i see the appeal of owning a food truck, i just don't think i'll ever see one b/c of my apt/work locations

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Which is actually probably more of a reason for their existence than the cachet of being exclusive.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Oops- xp

I saw lots of food trucks in Philly (in all parts, including the seedy area where Brian Z. lived) when I visited in the early 2000s, but they were not fancy.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Everything I Know and Think About Food Trucks

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure the only food i've ever bought from a truck is ice cream

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to be a summertime tamale guy with various vietnamese spring roll style roll ups -- wide array of flavor possibilities, easy assembly line construction, lots of meat/seafood/veg options. extra sauce available for $1.

i mean, so not gonna happen because i do not have that kind of initiative/energy, but it would be fun

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

who wants my under-refrigerated food poisoned dysentery flavored roll ups? anyone?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

In Austin there was an awesome food truck called "Midnight Taco," and people would call them and give them tips on where the big house parties were going on. When they rolled by, it was better than the ice cream truck.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

botulism roll, $3

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

it sounds like a restaurant but more annoying because you don't know where they're going to be when

Most of them announce their whereabouts on Twitter. Gaztro-Wagon generally has a schedule for the whole week on their website.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

I had a really good late-night torta from a food truck in L.A. on Saturday night.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

but we have thousands of restaurants in this city that sell delicious tacos and tamales and spring rolls and you don't have to check on twitter to see where they are

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

also food trucks make more sense in LA where it's nice out all the time and you can take your food and eat outside year-round

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not opposed to food trucks, i just think people are excited about them because they're different and exotic, not because they offer any particular advantage

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

Well, at least some of the advantage lies with the chefs/owners, not the consumers.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

Also, Amanda, have you been to the Gaztro-Wagon storefront? It's not too far away from you!

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

The novelty is what's interesting for Chicagoans now, but they do offer an advantage that regular restaurants don't. They're like hot dog or gyros carts in other big cities, but maybe more interesting foods. The advantage to the proprietors (convenience in starting up or changing concept without the risks and agonies of a store or restaurant) means that we're more likely to get to see actually new food option in a truck than we would in a store or restaurant.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

The absence of hot dog carts is on my "Cons" list for Chicago.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

in new orleans i'm always instinctively tempted by the Lucky Dog stands, and i have to remind myself that new orleans is not the place for hot dogs.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

i just realized something sad

i have eaten no pizza at all in 2011 so far

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

You don't like Lucky Dogs?

I had one on this last visit and it was AMAZING. More than others I've had before, for some reason. I wasn't drunk or anything, either.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

I think one huge advantage would be for people eating lunch alone. I'd have no problem walking up to a food truck by myself, but at a lot of storefront restaurants the seating is arranged in ways that make you feel uncomfortable or out of place dining alone.

Also, big time saver at lunch over waiting to be seated, waiting for the check, etc etc.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

i like lucky dogs, but i feel like i should be eating something that i can't get anywhere else

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

I like eating Lucky Dogs because they remind me of Confederacy of Dunces.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

I think one huge advantage would be for people eating lunch alone. I'd have no problem walking up to a food truck by myself, but at a lot of storefront restaurants the seating is arranged in ways that make you feel uncomfortable or out of place dining alone.

I don't completely understand this. At a food truck, you walk up, buy your food, and then take it elsewhere (or else sit on the curb). How is this different from getting your food to-go from a storefront?

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

I wish we had food trucks out where I work. I plan on bringing it up at our next tenant's meeting.
Xp

courtnoodle, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry I totally didn't mean to type "storefront" there. I was thinking about the food trucks that are run by restaraunts that are typically sit down, eat-in establishments.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I see.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

A (strangely small and spare) NYT slideshow about Logan Square: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2011/01/30/travel/0130-surfacing-chicago.html

(I forgot that Longman & Eagle had boarding!)

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

would anyone be interested in getting together somewhere with good beer and food on like saturday or sunday afternoon to hang out for a couple of hours? like the fountainhead or hopleaf or somewhere equivalent?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

I like how the 5th slide in the show is just a google map.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

Don't know about going out. Tbd.

Im watching a show about food trucks in San Francisco. They have a food truck meetup. One of them has deep fried intestine tacos, and calf tongue sliders topped with some kind of head cheese and "brain-naise" (creamy sauce made of brains). The other trucks seem also experimental but less offalicious.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

Actually it's Bizarre Foods and now they're doing a Chicago episode. I want to eat pig jowls - they look amazing, though not very bizarre.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

Mike Sula looks NOTHING like I pictured him at all!

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

!! Where did you see him? On TV? I can't imagine he allowed anyone to film him.

jaymc, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

OK, this I can believe:

This summer I put on a Billy Dec disguise and tooled around a bit with Bizarre Foods host and all-around mensch Andrew Zimmern.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/TheBlog/archives/2011/02/14/bizarre-foods-in-chicago

jaymc, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

I know!!! They also showed the Trib's food writer. I never thought they'd let themselves be identified. Sula is maybe mid 30s, white, slender, bearded, aviator sunglasses. Hipstery looking, I guess. Cute.

Xp haha. I wondered about the sunglasses.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

Also, gross. He looked NOTHING like Billy Dec.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

would anyone be interested in getting together somewhere with good beer and food on like saturday or sunday afternoon to hang out for a couple of hours? like the fountainhead or hopleaf or somewhere equivalent?

I'm almost always all about this. But I'm going out to eat on Friday night and Sunday morning this weekend, so I think I have to be undecided for now.

jaymc, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm at the fountainhead right now. Ill buy you a beer if you come in.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my double IPAs.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

I'm hosting a baby shower for a friend. I find that I'm about as well-equipped to host baby showers, as I have been with hosting bachelor/ette parties. Thus far, the plan is for scrumptious food, booze and a boylesque dancer.

sisut, Thursday, 3 March 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone ever eaten at Flaco's Tacos? That's my lunch date today. Debating whether or not to have a margarita.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not much of a cupcake guy, but I love the look of the More truck:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4124/5170629192_9c39271a0a_z.jpg

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

That is a very cool truck.

Mein gott I could go for a cupcake right now! Or regular cake.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'd never heard of Flaco's (ha - first typed Falco's) Tacos. Let us know.

I could go for a boylesque dancer in my office right now, too. A hot boy with a cupcake would hit the spot.

#horngry

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

#thongry

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

#geirhorngry

corey, Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

I ate a muffin and a cookie. That took care of 1/2 of my issue....

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure how to make a joke like "There's Greek sausage right around the corner" without it feeling like it's been done already.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

You know, the perfect song for horngriness is this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spuzFy33FuQ

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

i rejoined twitter under a new name. i don't know why. i think i might just use to troll jim derogatis until he blocks me, then quit

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

What name?

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

i changed my mind. i think i'm just going to start using my real account for things other than just alerts of when i update my blog. you know, all my pithy insights, excoriating takedowns, and world-changing ideas.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Do it. Twitter is great.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

I figured out what confuses me about Twitter: When someone tweets at someone ( for example Nick tweets "@Jeff - that's hilarious!"), how do you find the associated conversation? You just have to go find it on Jeff's page?

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

And the other thing - I made a hash tag to see if I could search for it, and it never showed up. It was something like #jesuslovedbananas.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

who are some good people to follow? i want to be following like a million people so I'm never bored at work anymore

there is one student on the "campus" right now, other than that I'm going to be the only person here until closing at 7:00 pm.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Comedians are good to follow, for obvious reasons. And John Wurster.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

who I guess is also a comedian, but I think of him mostly as a drummer

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Like 60% of my Twitter feed is comedians. Norm Macdonald's is great.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

If anyone can answer my questions, I would appreciate it. I'm not just being thick.

I used the tag #ilovebananas, but when I click it, my tweet doesn't show up, but three other people's do.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, it depends on which program you use as to how to find the associate conversation.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure about the hashtag question. I don't use them very often.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

nick, follow whiney g so you can get into twitbeef

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'm wondering if it's b/c I'm so new? That doesn't seem likely.

I think my only other question is, when I do @Jeff, does it let you know that I did that? I did that to Nick just now, but it's not on his feed when I go to his page.

Thanks, Jeff. Sorry to be a pestilence.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think it would alert Nick and he would be able to see it, but it wouldn't appear on his public feed unless he re-tweeted it

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

or Jeff

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you.

Love,

Jesse

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

Jenny & Jeff, it appears a new beer-centric restaurant will be opening in your hood, with Map Room connections: http://chicago.grubstreet.com/2011/03/tapped_two_new_beer_joint_comi.html

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Nick, I thought you were joking when you said you couldn't see my posts on Twitter.

I suck at Twitter.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

maybe I am?

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

jesse, who are you on twitter?

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/Khresse

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

Chants is following me.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

the only twitter I am part of is the hivemind that is @Section8Chicago

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

i tried twitter and it didn't really stick
i only have time to broadcast >1 thought per day when it's an offtime at work
otherwise, i would rather just post here i guess

no one could possibly care about my 1 thought/day so i gave up
the worst was when i posted about rat hoarders and it was my last tweet for like 6 weeks or something

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

d likes it
you should follow him

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

It has become part of my job to tweet and post to facebook on a regular basis. it is weird.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Just the other day, I was considering giving up ILX for a while to see if I felt the urge to tweet or post on Facebook more.

There's lots of social media stuff that I feel like I should be into, given my proclivities, but I'm not. I'm forever wondering what the 15-year-old me would've done with all this.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

i always have grand plans to create ornately detailed alternate personas but am usually too lazy

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'd imagine that "kids today" see facebook and twitter as a little lame? Because their parents and other lame people are on them? They probably have weird social networking mechanisms that we can only dream of.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, I get push notifications if someone @'s me.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

I was talking to the bartender at the bar last night and we both agreed that the map room was too inconvenient to get to.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

from my interactions with "kids today" they have no interest in words, just images with words on them
like a picture of a lonely bear cub with I'M SO BORED written over it so they don't have to actually say "i'm so bored" -- the bear can say it and they just post the bear

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm always surprised when I see The Map Room. It seems to move around like the island on Lost because I'm usually driving somewhere when I unexpectedly pass by it. That whole area is a great mystery to me. It's cute, though.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

I've never even seen it!!! I must be on the other island.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Plus they don't serve food, right? I almost always choose a beer bar with food.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I hadn't been to the Map Room since, like, 2002, and then went there like three times in two weeks last summer. Haven't been back.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

xp I think they have pretzels, like Clark St. Ale House.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone been to the Southern? I'm going there for dinner tomorrow night.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

No, never even heard of it.

I thought The Map Room was into food+beer pairings? Why did I think that?

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

The Map Room is on Armitage, right? I really don't know why I wind up driving in that area.... I have no business there.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it's like a block west of Damen on Armitage.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

One of our clients just emailed my boss to say that while he was inside our office someone tore the Packers flag off of his car. Ha.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Map Room regularly has free happy hour spreads with stuff like pulled pork, french fries, cheeses, little sausages, wings, and the like. It's a quick walk from the Blue Line. I used to go there quite a bit when I was dating a girl who lived in the vicinity. I still seem to end up there once every couple of months. It's not nearly as inconvenient to get to as, like, the Hopleaf.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to tweeting sooooooo much from now on. you guys better hold onto your hats.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

I like the Map Room because it's easy to get to via the Damen bus and because it opens really early. It's a good place to hang out in the afternoon, drinking beerz and reading. Gets way too packed at night though. Also, I like that they don't have food because that makes me feel like it's okay to just hang out forever, as long as I'm ordering booze.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

n/a is pretty good at twitter

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

thanks. the funny thing is i was using that account for library stuff so i have 40 followers but probably at least half of them are library-related twitter accounts and now i'm just on there being weird.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

i'm freakin' out the squares

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

nick, your dracula tweet made me literally lol at work

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

Kinda weird b/c I just edited an article on Frankenstein (1931).

jaymc, Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

it was inspired by the frankenstein thread tbh.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

Hey you guys, we should have a tweet up.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know what you're talking about

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

I really excel at tweet ups.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Me either, but I'm really good at it.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

oh, in that case, i'm really good at it too

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

I'm playing Scrabble in an hour with a girl I've met twice and two of her friends, who I've met never. I'm under the impression they're all "word nerds" (the one I've met is a "freelance lexicographer," whatever that pays.)

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

wait is this 2005

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

i just had the weirdest deja vu

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

In reference to my post?

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that was just my weak attempt to be funny/note the passage of time
forget it

speaking of, i realized this morning that i have been using the same broken chopstick to stir my coffee (in the french press) for about 7 years

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

i use an old plastic spatula that got kind of warped/melted

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 4 March 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

Wood spoon up in here.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Good yuks, 'mander.

I'm playing songs at Goose Island in the heart of Wrigleyville next week. Five pages into their terms, press contacts, etc., they say something like "Tell us your favorite Goose Island beer and we'll give you a free pitcher." I'm guessing I can't get a pitcher of Matilda, but, in any case, Green Line's on me. As I dive deep into the heart of Wrigleyville.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol

i think erin mckean lives in ravenswood manor. i once started to write a short story about her, entitled "the lexicographer," but didn't make it past the first paragraph.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, July 15, 2005 1:13 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Might be up for that show, EZ. What's the date?

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

My french press broke long ago, but I don't think I ever stirred it.

In NOLA I bought a fairly large Turkish coffee pot to replace my small one and I'm very excited to use it!

xp- Is that offer just kind of buried in the document?

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

Eric, ask for the Madame Rose.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, they bury the offer in the document to reward the bands for reading through all the details. (Same idea behind the Van Halen red-M&M's-only story -- putting something wacky deep in there to make ure the venue read the safety precautions, etc. Maybe your lawyers should sneak little surprises into settlement papers. "You pay $100,000 blah blah blah blah free gyro at Artopolis blah blah blah."

So: it looks like I'm booked for next Saturday at 9 p.m. I have to be at a birthday party after that, but hanging out before (and before W-ville gets busy) would be fun. Also, maybe it's not that crazy since it's February and it's a baseball neighborhood.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

I'll try the Madame Rose. Sounds like one of those euphamisms--"I would love to go to bed with you, but Madame Rose is hosting her salon this week."

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

I secretly have jaymc levels of recall power. In fact, I held back my joke about erin mck because i didn't want to be crepey.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Sounds like one of those euphemisms

"Falling to the Communists"

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I read the phrase "French press" and thought "Le Monde," which just gave me an idea for a crossword theme.

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

23. Big Ben
THETIMESOFLONDON

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'm having options paralysis w/r/t lunch.

What should I do?

Jimmy John's
Gyros type stuff
Soup
Hot dog
Pizza
Taco Burrito King

Ugh. I'm really hungry but nothing sounds at all interesting.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

la la la
my computer is broken
la la la
3rd time this year
la la la
posting from an empty cube
la la la
dunno if I'll work today
la la laaaaaa

xp I like the turkey/avocado sandwich at jj's

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

depends on the kind of soup

know what i find totally revolting? broccoli cheese soup. i think my reaction to that is roughly equivalent to jesse's reaction to octopus.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

I find very few foods revolting. Seems like I should though, as much as other things bother me.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

I don't find octopus totally revolting. I just hate the texture of the suckers and their appearance.

Oh - turkey/avocado.... perhaps

Are you posting on your phone, Dan?

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

23. Big Ben
THETIMESOFLONDON

Awesome.

I was actually thinking more like...

Le Monde, e.g. = FRENCHPRESS
Herring, e.g. = SWEDISHFISH
1 januari, e.g. = DUTCHDATE

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

No, I'm posting from an unused desk/computer. I'd work but the software I need isn't installed.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

And the cheese broccoli soup I used to make at my old cooking job was top notch. TOP NOTCH, I tell you. Especially with rye croutons.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

I love TOP NOTCH broc/chz soup. Lower notches are pretty gross - clumpy and bland.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Hot, Clumpy, and Bland by Tom Friedman.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

it's just the concept of any soup being "cheese soup" and i don't like cooked broccoli unless it is VERY lightly steamed. the two together are just...unpalatable to me. it's like i know other people like it, i just can't imagine eating it.

kind of like egg salad

sorry -- nothing against your soup. it's me.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, broccoli smells gross, and "cheese soup" is pretty damn rich, so it's understandable if you don't like it. Same with egg salad, for that matter - really rich and smelly. Rich and Smelly: The Tom Friedman Story.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

My boss made cheddar ale soup for our office Christmas dinner and it was delicious.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Know what I had last night for dinner? Takeout from Birchwood Kitchen. Cup of lentil/spinach soup + chipotle chickpea salad = $5.50 and plenty filling.

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

that sounds good

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the cheese broccoli we made was milk, water, cheddar, *frozen* broccoli (I honestly think this is essential), dry onions, cayenne ... think that was it. It worked well, seemed like the broccoli being frozen to start kept it from getting all mushy and overcooked as the soup was simmered/kept hot.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

I went for Taco Burrito King because their Friday special is tortas, which is the only thing they do well, IMO.

♬ mennnnnnnnnn ♬ (Jesse), Friday, 4 March 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

jeff/jaymc, when does the avg temp in chicago stay above 40 consistently? is it soon?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

Love Birchwood.

22. Where Buffett makes change
OMAHAREGISTER

25. West-coast honeymaker
SACRAMENTOBEE

33. "Why is there corn here instead of tandoori chicken?"
COLUMBUSDISPATCH

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

haha @ 33!!

i have yet to get even remotely excited about pfork this year
was just thinking that i can't believe that i live in a time when acne is a brand of expensive jeans and yuck is a well regarded band. unimaginative times, i tell you.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

i actually have no idea if yuck is well regarded or not but i guess they must be if they are playing p4k

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

jeff/jaymc, when does the avg temp in chicago stay above 40 consistently? is it soon?

April 14, 40 is the historical low. High is 59.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

ok so like a month
i can live with that
thank you

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Corporal Klinger's weapon
TOLEDOBLADE

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

22. Where Buffett makes change
OMAHAREGISTER

I believe the major Omaha paper is the World-Herald. Were you thinking, maybe, of the Orange County Register? (Not sure any of these guys are household names you could sub in.)

jaymc, Friday, 4 March 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't know why "Omaha Register" was locked in my head.

Interesting guy on that list: the one who started Oakley sunglasses but (more itnerestingly) makes the Red digital camera, used in any big contemporary movies in HD (The Social Network, Black Swan, etc.).

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

xp I like the turkey/avocado sandwich at jj's

^^^

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 4 March 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

high five

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

Now down low...

TOO SLOW! *runs hand through hair*

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 4 March 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

sick burn

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 5 March 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

Today is Casimir Pulaski Day. Here’s how public services are affected:

Parking meters: must be fed.

Banks, financial markets: open.

Mail: regular pickups and deliveries; post offices open.

Schools: Chicago Public Schools closed. Suburban school and Catholic school closings vary.

Garbage pickup: none in Chicago.

Libraries: closed in Chicago; many in suburbs open.

Courts: Cook County courts closed. Federal courts open.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Monday, 7 March 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

I guess "Catholic schools" encompasses non-Catholic private schools, e.g., where Katie works.

Jesse, Monday, 7 March 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Pulaski Day had no effect on my life. Didn't even eat pączki.
I did, however, discover a hitherto unknown love for Heldon. That's something.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

The only way pulaski day affected my life is that we got dozens of calls at the library asking if we were open. Which kind of makes me think we should have been closed.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

i think we should make a list of everyone who used to post on a chicago thread but doesn't anymore, then divide that list up amongst us, then try and get everyone to come back and start posting here again. i want kelsey to post on chilx again.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

but also chicago kevin, amateurist, phil two, etc.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

wouldn't that be crazy?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

or we could get the other people that live in chicago, post on ilx, but don't post on this thread to join in

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

Or we could disband all together. Or suicide pact!

Jeff, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I think it's strange that state court (in Cook County) was closed today. Isn't this a city holiday?

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot to mention this but guess who was squatting in our basement!?if you guessed "random homeless dude" you guessed right!

He made himself so much at home that he disarmed the smoke detector so that he could smoke in his adopted abode. Did not replace battery upon his departure either. The nerve!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Pączki. I like that it's pronounced "punch key."

Happy Fatty, everyone.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

One of the partners at the firm makes very odd choices for his cell phone ring tones.... When you call him you hear "Please enjoy the music while your party is reached" and then "Losing My Religion" plays. His ring tone is "I Melt With You" (by Modern English). It's not like he's trying to be hip, or "cool," so I don't know what he's thinking.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

those tunes are ok

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, those are two excellent tunes, A+ choices

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Those tunes are great! But they aren't exactly right for Serious Lawyer (Partner).

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

He's not one of our kooky partners. He's from a big firm where they didn't get to be a walking mass of tics and quirks.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

You're right, but all I know abt serious law firmz I learned from Boston Legal and I feel like james spader would have have loved modern english

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

apparently that was my 2000th ilx post, glad I made it a good one

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

How do you know?? Was there a balloon drop?

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

tons of confetti just dropped from my ceiling, bright lights are flashing, etc.

No, I just went to "Boards" (aka the ilx index page) and it tells you how many posts you posted

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my god.

You have posted 20,221 messages

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse you are almost exactly ten times the man I am

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

huh Jesse and I are very close in number of messages posted, I'm only about 60 or so ahead of you.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

Have you kept the same account the whole time you've been on here? I think Jesse has been my name since 2005?

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

i've always used the same email account, but there might have been one server shift that required people to start over, I don't remember.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

You have posted 20,998 message.

Huh. I win I guess. HI guys.

KitCat, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

ILX has been messed up on my phone for forever. Instead of actually plugging my phone in to the computer and trying to fix the problem, I've just been frustrated several times trying to post. I'm on the laptop now.

KitCat, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

You have posted 24,604 messages (!)

hi sarah

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

You have posted 56,333 messages

I've made a huge mistake.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

haha

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

OMG. My figure included taking a HUGE break from ILX. A few huge breaks actually. What did I talk about so much? Nobody knows.

KitCat, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Today my job includes: playing with the Kobo and the Nook that the director just bought for our department. This is so we can help patrons use them, but it is also fun too!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

fun, is it one of the fancy color nooks?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

no, just the plain ol nook :( But it's still cool. The Kobo is a piece of crap.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

we have kindles but they're the second-gen kindles and they are so much crappier than the third-generation kindles

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently we're not getting a Kindle because they don't work with overdrive/library e-books. I guess amazon is evil. We will probably be getting a sony reader at some point though.

Couldn't convince him that getting a ipad was worth the cost unfortunately.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

Feeling sort of gross after polishing off two whole wraps from Bombay Wraps just now. Would've stuck with just one, but the consensus on Yelp was that one wasn't enough, and there's a discount if you order two, which sort of legitimized it for me. Not that I'm blaming anyone, since I could've just saved the second one for later.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

i think there are ways to get kindles to work with overdrive but it involves lots of finagling. we just buy books from the kindle store on request. i requested the newer daily show audiobook on overdrive from the CPL, waited a month for it to be available, and then couldn't get it to work.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, we are getting overdrive at the end of May and are expecting that there will be endless problems and that we will spend tons of time getting it to work for people. But, you know, the future is now, etc.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Bombay Wraps looks good. Wish I had better lunch options down here.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it actually was p. good.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna be in chicago tomorrow, but just for a corporate gig at the house of blues during the day. any good food around there?

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

You're just a couple blocks away from Xoco -- which is now doing takeout all day.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=329+N+Dearborn+st,+Chicago,+IL+60654+(House+of+Blues)&daddr=449+North+Clark+Street,+Chicago,+IL+60654-4500+(Xoco)&geocode=FWIpfwIdieHG-iFuMXKUz0KPDA;FaUzfwIdKdzG-iH2IIDSPDTnkQ&hl=en&mra=pd&dirflg=w&sll=41.898686,-87.66374&sspn=0.168148,0.363579&ie=UTF8&z=17

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

so perfect, thanks!

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Sarah, you can just uninstall Zing Touch and then download it again from the App Store and your problems should be fixed.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

I need to go to Xoco.

Oh man, also need to use my Klay Oven Groupon. And Courtney's.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

Well how about that - my boss (L|66y) is wear a pentacle pendant.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

I just learned that the hare krisna temple in my hood celebrates its 30th anniversary this year.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are just full of facts

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

(i know this because i saw some of them skipping across the street today and i wondered for the umpteenth time what's up with them. i looked them up -- for the umpteenth time -- and found that they have a much better website than the last time i checked. maybe it was their 30th bday present)

anyhow, those people seem to live in such a state of permanent bliss that i just wonder how they can exist in 2011. last summer i saw a huge group of them dancing and singing their way down sheridan in their robes and face paint. i didn't get any really solid answers from their website, but their building is beauuuuutiful.

sorry i know this is boring

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's not.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

He who is bored with Hare Krisnas is bored with life.

Jesse, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

how's the thread recruitment effort going guys?

i am marveling at my new home listening setup. at some point i was thinking about getting a new stereo, but instead we got airport and then downloaded airfoil and now all of (ok most of) my dreams have come true. i am blasting the music of my choice from space directly to my super old 90s stereo! amazing.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

well i saw Jenny posted on another thread last night so our first move should be to draw her back to here

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe we should talk about her here to lure her.

Yknow, there's just something about that Jenny. I can't quite say what it is. I remember seeing her one time and thinking "wow, that's *~sparkle~*. (I saw you on that makeup thread, girl)

this is what i imagine the inside of the hare krisna temple being like, only brighter and with more face paint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b48qPmJudE&feature=related

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

14,887 messages.

Law Firmz.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'm hungry.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, Charlie Sheen is biting your style (glasses).

http://www.ology.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/post-image/sheenkorner.jpg

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

Also, WINNING.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

i am marveling at my new home listening setup. at some point i was thinking about getting a new stereo, but instead we got airport and then downloaded airfoil and now all of (ok most of) my dreams have come true. i am blasting the music of my choice from space directly to my super old 90s stereo! amazing.

Whoa. That is totally my dream, too. Are Airfoil and Airport Mac-only???

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

charlie sheen is biting kenan's face! (k looks a lot lot younger/healthier though)

i don't think they're mac-only jesse

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

I am watching The Terminator for the first time in many years and jesus christ what an awesome movie

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

HI YENNY

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, you may have just made my dreams come true!

I bought a set of wifi speakers and they SUCKED and I thought the dream was dead.

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

That's what I like to hear. I know I am a giant grvshrk stan, but really? Dream come true!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

Legal document typos that are making me laugh this morning:

Spell check wants to change "movant" to "mutant" (WHEREFORE, Mutant respectfully moves this Honorable Court for entry of an order granting their motion)

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

oops

and "Notion of Motion" for "Notice of Motion," which I think was due to human error. It reminds me of Peaches "What else is in the Notion of Motion?"

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

I wd still need *a* stereo to take advantage of that.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

That's true. I just have never given up my stereo that I bought in college. Anything with audio inputs would work -- as long as you can hook up the red/white cable, you can use this setup. My stereo is seriously shitty and still has two working cassette decks.

Disappointed that lastfm app is going to subscription, though :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Mostly I like listening to music that is not blasting directly at my face from a computer. I like having the speakers in both rooms.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, you have made my day. I did a LOT of googling trying to figure out how to wirelessly send sound and I didn't come upon this solution for some reason.

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

:)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

I'd like to get some speakers that support the new airplay features of Mac. One in the kitchen specifically, maybe bedroom too. Them I can control each one via iPad/iPhone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

jeff i imagine you listening to minimal techno all the time 24-7
is this true

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe at one point in my life...

I actually haven't been listening to a lot of music recently. I still go back to out 3+ star playlist quite often. I think I like it best when ppl vote on songs.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

You don't listen to anything when you run? That's one of my favorite times to listen to music.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

It might be nice to have small speakers in the kitchen, since the computer is just far enough away that the only way to hear something well is to crank the volume. Otherwise, we've got iPod docks in the bedroom and living room, so that's usually enough.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

At the gym I listen to podcasts. Ideally I try not to listen to them outside of the gym, so that I can look forward to going to the gym.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

don't really get to listen to much music right now either. haven't replaced the car stereo, don't use the home stereo much due to noise issues with upstairs neighbors, the rest of the time i'm working. sometimes i listen to my iphone or music on the computer when i'm working at home. i listen to podcasts through the iphone speaker when driving to/from work but the fidelity is too shitty for music.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

xp - i used to do that when i went to the gym. sometimes i find it weird that i associate certain TAL episodes with the elliptical (the one about the sisters who ran away and became heroin addicts) , or the horrid situp station (the sisters who got switched at birth). i can't get rid of those associations, so every time i even think of doing situps, i think about how confusing that episode was without a diagram.

nick you need to start running again so that you can listen to more music -- tis the season!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

You don't listen to anything when you run? That's one of my favorite times to listen to music.

I haven't since the marathon. Since I've been working on form and cadence, music has become a distraction. I do miss it sometimes.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

i should start running again

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

The appeal of the airplay speakers is you can have the same music playing at different volumes in multiple rooms all playing from your central library. So I wouldn't have keep a separate iPod and dock in the kitchen anymore.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BsTF22SPyM

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

i should start running again

I'm hoping more breweries will do races/fun runs this spring.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

We have a shitty, tiny, old boombox on the top of the refrigerator and it is great. We don't really have good ways to listen to music, which can be a drag, but I did put various stereo components on our wedding registry (I may take them off though).

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

signing up for the 5k last summer was good because it forced me to commit to running for a couple of months to make sure i wouldn't totally embarrass myself in the 5k. but i don't want to do another one when it's that hot.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

I just found that my boss (L|66y, the one who was wearing the pentacle yesterday) had a case go before the SCOTUS. I found out when I saw her name on a brief and asked her about it. She got a quill as a souvenir. Marek v. Chesny, 1985.

Jesse, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

i don't listen to anything at the gym, mostly because i don't have decent headphones or a clip for my ipod. i just run and think of ideas for tunes i'm working on. or about my regrets in life.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

btw i made it to xoco yesterday, pretty cool place. we went at a good time (2:30ish) so there was no line and we were able to grab a table for 6. i got the 'aztec' hot chocolate, churros, and a chicken tinga torta. i was surprised that the tortas are on baguettes...really good, but there's nothing wrong with a regular ol' $6 torta on a giant round loaf.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

btw their habanero sauce is no joke

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Nice. I think some of the hype there is dying down. I went with my dad last week around 1 PM and we only had to wait for a couple minutes.

jaymc, Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

When's the hype going to die down at Kumas?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

I've always gone around 4:30-5 p.m. and there hasn't been any more of a wait than I'd have at Corner Bakery.

I'm a podcast fiend on the tredmill, too. John, forgot if I sent this to you, but I thought you might like this one.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

xpost Xoco, not Kuma's

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmm, my instinct is to recoil, but.

jaymc, Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I know, but in reality it's a show that sounds like your sensibility. Like, if someone said, Jaymc, we want you to make a podcast of six-minute essays of masculinity in 2011, and you'd me like moi? and I'd be like toi bro, and it might sound like this.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

btw i made it to xoco yesterday, pretty cool place. we went at a good time (2:30ish) so there was no line and we were able to grab a table for 6. i got the 'aztec' hot chocolate, churros, and a chicken tinga torta. i was surprised that the tortas are on baguettes...really good, but there's nothing wrong with a regular ol' $6 torta on a giant round loaf.

According to the Mexico: One Plate at a Time program on tortas, the bread varies regionally between the soft round loaf you're thinking of and the crustier baguette. IIRC, bc I usually get tacos there, Frontera Fresca (RB's takeout place in Macy's) uses softer bread for tortas.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

here's a protip:
* buy some frozen pineapple, ideally from trader joes
* put it in a tupperware
* sprinkle (or dump) some brown sugar on top)
* take it to work and let it sit at room temperature for a few hours so that it thaws out
* delicious! at the end, you get brown-sugar-sweetened pineapple juice!

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

also i feel like i'm the guy always proposing plans that no one can do, but sarah and the baby are out of town next week so i am available for pub quiz at the globe on Tues. night or somewhere else on Weds. night. i think it would be fun.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

other things:
* apparently earwax is reopening already
* the chicago underground library is shutting down, at least for a few months

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder what the history of the name Earwax Cafe is. There has to be a good story, because as a name for an eating establishment, it's one small notch above "Nosehair".

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

You know what else is delish? Frozen mixed berries (also ideally from TJ b/c they are CHEAP and wonderful) in Greek yogurt with honey mixed in. So good, you guys.

Jesse, Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

I'm curious to try my hand at trivia, but I feel like you guys would shame me.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's more likely to be another table doing the shaming tbh

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's team trivia, we'd all be on the same side. and we've all been responsible for wrong answers at some point in our pub quiz history.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I just mean I might not be holding up my end of the team. I'm known as the "trivia" guy amongst my friends and generally do good at these type of games, but I've never really dove into anything uber-competitive.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think the one time I played with you guys, I claimed knowledge of some arcane topic that, as it turned out, I didn't actually have any knowledge of. It happens.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

i usually just drink and let john and dan do most of the heavy lifting

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I realized that you can't bullshit your way through a trivia question. It's rather binary.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

I contributed absolutely none the one trivia night I went to.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Although I knew that was Tuvok from star trek voyager, but couldn't remember the actors name.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

star trek actors w/o makeup is a staple of the photo round

and kenan you can bullshit your way through, it's called an educated guess

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

jvc you're being neurotic! just go. i went once and contributed almost nothing. i didn't feel bad about it either. just go!

while we're reinventing frozen fruits, i recommend the frozen mango left to defrost and then topped with some tajin sprinkles.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uzuHXiduL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

Oh and I'd like to trivia again soon but my time is consumed more and more with this soccer stuff. I'm supposed to do some kind of Skype meeting next Tuesday, I think.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

I knew ALL* the lyrics to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

*Except the last two words of the second line :(

Jesse, Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like educated guessing is different than bullshit. Not a lot, but a little.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

btw every time I go to the Globe I see the bottle of HP sauce on the table and lol internally at a crack Nick made about it at trivia once, something like "the HP Sauce Cup" for some sports competition we had no idea about

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Also, Amanda OTM, though she forgot to mention that ideally, the frozen mango should come from Trader Joe's.

Jesse, Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Haha - I forgot about the HP Sauce Cup.

Jesse, Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not intentionally being neurotic, I just want to make sure you guys aren't the super serious trivia people that will yell at me for slacking. I was talked into playing softball with one of my wife's friend's husband last summer and he kept telling me it was a casual thing, an excuse to drink. Not so much, they all ended up being those hyper-competitive people that actually yelled at each other for mistakes and were no fun to be around.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

Haha - I forgot about the HP Sauce Cup.

― Jesse, Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:01 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

me too, i'm hilarious!

my poor sleep is catching up with me, i'm totally exhausted all of a sudden. i woke up an hour ahead of my alarm this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. i'm sitting at work listening to nick cave songs on grooveshark.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

the one student who was here walked by my desk while i was listening to "watching alice" and now he probably thinks i'm some kind of sad goth

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

I would do trivia next week.

I can sometimes be competitive about trivia stuff, but Globe Pub Quiz is usually pretty relaxed. I do sometimes get annoyed at myself for getting stuff wrong I should've known, but never at other people.

jaymc, Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

I think I'd be able/willing to do trivia on Tuesday. And Jon, really, don't worry about it -- I'm an idiot and usually just sit there and drink and pipe in with the occasional answer. But it's fun!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 10 March 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Jon maybe you would feel better if I said THESE PEOPLE ARE BRUTAL FLESH EATING MONSTERS and then they turned out to be really nice ppl?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 11 March 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen anyone hyper-competitive at the Globe. For trivia, that is. Saturday mornings there are something else entirely.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 11 March 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

I could do something on a Wednesday, but not on this Tuesday, but that is okay because I don't bring much to the trivia table, either.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 11 March 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

i recently met a girl who was in rehab w/nick cave, supposedly. said he played the piano for them, made it sound like a pretty fun place.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 11 March 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Kind of a dick move for Amazon to shut down their Illinois affiliates over the tax thing. We've got two family friends that are probably going to lose their business over this.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

So apparently there is a bill in front of the Illinois General Assembly that would bring back smoking in casinos and allow local liquor boards the ability to grant smoking in bars.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 March 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

whaaaa?
disike

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 11 March 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Even if that passes, I can't see Chicago reauthorizing smoking in bars. Maybe in some smaller towns.

jaymc, Friday, 11 March 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

I would certainly hope it doesn't happen around here, but its a step in the wrong direction.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 March 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

i will admit that i am looking forward to seeing red riding hood. i know it's probably terrible, but i can't stop wanting to see it.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 11 March 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

My boss received flowers for her birthday from a friend with a card that was supposed to read "Happy Birthday, Thanks for Tucson." (She invited her friend to vacation with her in Tucson.) The card read "Happy Birthday, Thanks for twosome."

Jesse, Friday, 11 March 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 March 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

When I worked at the flower shop, we employed a guy with very mild dementia (from AIDS and LSD). We started checking his work after he put a birthday message on a With Deepest Sympathies card. We caught a couple more With Deepest Sympathies for non-death events.

OH THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU!

Jesse, Friday, 11 March 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

LeRoy Bach, formerly of Wilco, just offered to play at my fundraiser on March 22.

sisut, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

things that happened today:
* met a girl (approx. 9 years old) named xevrolex
* was walking evie around in the carrier, heard a guy say "faggot." turned around, he was wearing headphones. he said "faggot" a few more times, always in the same even tone, normal speaking volume, didn't seem directed at anyone in particular. was almost like he was singing/rapping along to a song that consisted solely of that word.
* cashed in some store credit at a closing blockbuster. slim pickins, but i got a new, unopened blu-ray of "toy story," two bags of "gourmet" caramel corn, and three king-sized, old-looking bags of M&Ms

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

How does one pronounce "xevrolex"?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I hope she has a sibling named "xelorvex."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

pretty much how it's spelled, but the first x is a z-sound. so basically zehv-ro-lex. her dad was calling her xev ("zev")

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't it time you asked your doctor if Xevrolex is right for you?

Jesse, Saturday, 12 March 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

Nick, did you meet Xevtrola at Asado Coffee on Irving Park?

Jesse, Saturday, 12 March 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh. Been working all day. I wanna go get a beer soon.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

Those of you with cars, what do you think of $1,000/year for auto insurance with 25/50/25 coverage and $500 deductible on collision/comprehensive? Is that high? Low? About average?

I am not considering buying a car, BTW. I'm just curious what people in these parts pay.

Jesse, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's about what I pay, but I have no idea what my coverage is.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

ditto

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

Sounds pretty close to what I pay too, not 100% certain of my coverage.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Huh. Then perhaps Progressive's web site made a HUGE MISTAKE since, as someone who has not purchased auto insurance in over a certain period of time (a year, I think?), my premiums would be those of a brand new driver. Anyway, good to know.

Jesse, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

i checked mine and i'm at about $875/year with a $500 deductible & similar coverage.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

hey, i know it's hard to know about hotels in the place where you live, but can anyone recommend a hotel not too far from the green mill? i'll have a car so it's cool if it's in edgewater or whatever.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

I can't offer an opinion on it, but this place is pretty close http://www.sheffieldhousehotel.com/

And there is a Days Inn at Diversey and Clark, which is ~3 miles away.

There are also a couple independent places near Belmont Red Line. Again, I know nothing about them.

Jesse, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

Woah, J., missed that you're in town this weekend. Would love to catch you guys.

Green Mill is right off of Lake Shore Drive, so the nice part is that you can get on that and head south. Days Inn on Diversey wouldn't be bad at all.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

yup, digdown is finally back at the mill, fri and sat. we'll have a real solid band too. i would crash at a bandmate's place this weekend, but my gf is coming down too and i don't want to be a burden.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

thanks guys, the day's inn looked like a good option but i just called and they don't have any rooms. i'll keep poking around.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

It would be something like a 15-minute drive north, but Evanston might be a good choice -- bunch of them there.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

gonna be out of town this weekend :/

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

the small hotel right by the belmont stop is really nice
a friend stayed there not too long ago

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

also super easy to take the red line to green mill (or walk if it's nice)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

That's about seven miles, FYI.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

belmont to lawrence? really?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

goddamn what a long day
this week was supposed to be relaxing
wha'appen

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan, I forgot that there is a hotel a block from my house http://goo.gl/maps/AcRm. It looks decent. It looks like it used to be a Best Western.

It's only 3 miles from my current home to my old place, which is farther from the Green Mill than Belmont, so I think there has been a miscommunication.

Jesse, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

I like the idea of staying at that Euro-place by Belmont, taking the train to the show (good publicity carrying that big drum).

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I probably did the math wrong.. FALSE ALARM.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

Sleep on lower wacker

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't really work for Jordan's situation, but I could see the Longman & Eagle rooms being a solution for someone else

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

lower wacker

Reading this phrase in the context of finding somewhere to sleep makes me think it would be a good camp nickname for a kid on the bottom bunk.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

Jo-Jo: Priceline that shit and get your lady a nice little palace.

A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.fishbarchicago.com/

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

Ha.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpmm2T6j4g/Rqni4CYW8CI/AAAAAAAABGI/uCm4htHKJ20/s400/fish.jpg

Jesse, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

There's your answer fishbulb.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

Are people still interested in pub quiz tonite?

1) In The Year 2525 10 pts
2) To Splash 13 pts
3) Match- Fronted Insane 11 pts
4) Chemical States Round 16 pts
5) Dead Or Canadian 11 pts
6) Pictures 15 pts
7) General Knowledge 24 pts

2 = Slap Shot
3 = Dante's Inferno

NB: I know practically nothing about either of those categories.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

I have seen the movie Slap Shot twice in the past year, and am willing to watch it again right now, because it is awesome. I wonder if that's what the round is about though.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

oh I am still up for pub quiz tonight, though as previously mentioned I probably wouldn't get there until right at 8

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

can't do it :(

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

guessing the match round would be matching levels of dante's inferno to what they consist of?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Doubtful

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Could also be matching levels of inferno to who's in that level.

Think I can make it tonight if you guys are going...Not sure how much I'll be able to "study up" on dante bcz work looks to be nuts today

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

so it sounds like it would just be me, jaymc, and askance johnson at pub quiz? do you guys still want to go as a three-person team? do either of your s.o.'s want to come to help fill out the crew?

i rewatched most of "slap shot" this morning so i hope that round is about the movie. paul newman is so good in that thing, has so much fun being crude and kind of a moron.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I would totally go, but work is kicking my ass and my evenings are full too.

Jesse, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

I gotta see a play tonight, but go forth. Maybe I'll drop in afterwards if folks are still there.

The Construction of the Duck Character (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be up for doing it as a threesome (ha ha), but whatever, it could be good to wait until we can round up more peeps. I'll ask Sara if she wants to go, but I doubt she will.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

I don't mind if it's just the three of us, but I also don't mind doing it another time. Sorry that's not v. helpful.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

hey i don't know if y'all have cable, but a friend of my is going to be on c@sh c@b next week

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

my = mine (a bandmate, actually)

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

What time is trivia?

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

huh, I was just informed that I am going to be officially in charge of the library, but only at times when there is absolutely nobody else with any authority in the building.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

I think trivia starts at 8 but we usually get there early to get a table etc

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Kr said she would join us tonight.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

all right, let's do it then. i'll at least read the wikipedia entry on "inferno."

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

okay! I can try to get there early if nobody else can?

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, we on? I'll try and get there before 7:30. Jeff, you still interested?

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Nah, it was a fleeting thought.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

i will be there. i didn't read much about inferno though, i got bored.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Towering or Dante's?

Jesse, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.windycitizen.com/files/imagecache/bigimage/tumblr_li32b2Wxpo1qdrryyo1_400.jpg

Car elevator in Chicago c. 1936

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

how many police academy movies i can watch while sarah's out of town? so far i've watched the first one, and i just started the second one

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Did you win trivia?

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

we came in third. as usual, we were first or second for most of the time, then dropped down at the end. i think it might have been the picture round that screwed us this time. we had perfect rounds in the Inferno matching round and the dead or Canadian round (which was Food Network vs. Travel Network hosts). I think we need to trust our subliminal intuitions more, because we had at least two "joke" answers that ended up being right (but we didn't put them down because we thought we were joking).

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

our team name was "what's eating gilbert gottfried?"

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

classy

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Haha I like that team name.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

How many team names involved terrible jokes about Charlie Sheen?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

none! my favorite this week was "Your Own Personal Cheez-Its," I think I generally prefer nontopical names

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

I prefer nontopical names, too. Topical names just seem too easy.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

I like "killers" or "bad guys".

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

We won a Presidents Day trivia, and our name was Taft Punk.

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

it's be-a-yoo-tee-full outside. i went out and was actually hot! (i was overdressed)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

sure is
i think about xtc's "season's cycle" at times like these
most of skylarking sounds so great in the spring (dear god is kind of a bummer but w/e)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

is there an apostrophe? i can't remember. anyway, you know what i'm talking about.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

hey, for those of you with cars who live in my general neighborhood, eliot's (near lincoln and addison) is doing free oil changes with a $10 donation to children's memorial hospital and this coupon

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

i just pricelined that hotel shit. i've never done it before and it was exhilarating. got a $70 rate at the hyatt regency mccormick place...i'm sure parking will be $$$, but at least it's between the green mill and lawrence's fisheries.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

Aw yeah little lady's gonna appreciate the Portico shampoo

The Construction of the Duck Character (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for the tip, Nick. I'm surprised I hadn't heard about it, since Eliot's sends me a lot of mailers (he's fixed my car a few times).

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah thanks here too... We're a 1-car household and R's van needs servicing pretty badly.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

I don't have a car but for $10 to a good cause, I'm sure they can findsomefluidstochangeandsomelubricationinmyvalveasd;fka;wfn

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

Sigh. The weather is perfect today. Too bad the dog went home, otherwise I'd take her for a walk to the dog park.

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

The weather is almost like late April today. I want to run barefoot through a meadow.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

watch out for dog shit and broken glass

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

Chicago: ^^

The Construction of the Duck Character (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

It's one thing to wear those things while running, but quite another to wear them as commuting shoes while wearing business casual. I've seen that once or more and just, NO.

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

being a dog owner once again has heightened my sensitivity to shit and glass, so I don't step in it and so he doesn't either

people are fucking dirtbags in this town btw, so much trash on the streets since the snow melted

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Still cleaner than NYC and Boston.

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, what? Baltimore. I've never been to Boston.

Tourists love to say how clean Chicago is, but I wonder if that's because they're spending too much time in River North.

Jesse, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

i just got one of those PHOTO EVIDENCE traffic tickets for allegedly running a red light, but the funny thing is, the PHOTO EVIDENCE clearly shows me turning right on red. and it tells you how long you spent at the light so it's obvious i came up to the light, stopped, and then turned right on red. i don't know if rosemont has different laws or they think it's different because the right turn lane kind of split off from the rest of the street, but i'm still going to contest the shit out of it.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

As well you should!

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Hey Amanda, have you heard of this book Electric Eden about British folk music that's coming out in a couple of months? It looks pretty cool and I'll probably buy it for the library...

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

Heard of it, yes! I need to put that on my wish list. Waaaaaaaant.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 March 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

Holy cow. Stopped at The Closet to pee while walking home from a date. The lone bartender appears to only be singing and ukuleleing but not serving?

Oh dating. He is a body mechanic who just got out of an 18 year relationship and works 70 hours a week. Sweet guy though.

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

"just got out" = 3 weeks ago....

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

I wore a dark orange shirt today, which my Irish boss informs me is the worst color you could wear on St. Patrick's day. Apparently it's the color of Northern Ireland's Protestants.

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

i'm wearing a light green tie with a light pink shirt, i look like an easter egg

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I used to work with a woman who intentionally wore orange on St. Pat's day for political reasons. And I mean she had a completely orange outfit: pants (they were cargo pants, I remember them well), shirt, socks, sneakers. She was really weird.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

No green for me. St Patrick's day is one of the most annoying holidays.

Jeff, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

I wore a dark orange shirt today, which my Irish boss informs me is the worst color you could wear on St. Patrick's day. Apparently it's the color of Northern Ireland's Protestants.

I love this! It's like the swaztika at the Eagle!

uptight cultural event (Eazy), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I had no idea. Two of my bosses are Irish, actually. God. Now I feel weird being in public wearing this shirt.

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

The Irish mob is going to get you. At least that is what would happen in the Chicago Code.

Jeff, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

I had no idea.

Me neither. What if you wore orange AND green, a la the Irish flag?

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

Spontaneous combustion, leaving behind nothing but a smear of Shamrock Shake on the sidewalk.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to work up a little anti-Irish stand up comedy to make this flub complete.

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

no one in my class today even mentioned st patrick's day
i forgot til just now

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

"body mechanic"

xpost

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

You guys, a thought occurred to me and a trial run suggests you guys might appreciate it: My anus is screechin' for a bleachin'.

Jesse, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

I want to pitch to Saturday Night Live a recurring sketch: Accidentally Racist Jesse.

uptight cultural event (Eazy), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

catchphrase: "my anus is screechin' for a bleachin'"

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

There has been a line down the block at the Apple store the past few mornings. Is this for the new iPad?

Jesse, Friday, 18 March 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

it's for the new iPass

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 18 March 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yes

Jeff, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

speaking of which, i've got my ipass replenished, gas in the tank, and google maps printed (since my phone is still not smart). i am ready to come to chicago.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

ooh, looks like there's a banh mi place down the street from the green mill now? ba le?

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's been there forever!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

they just got a fancy new space and marketing
they have pretty good croissants there fyi
across the street is tank noodle, which is my favorite

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

ah cool. i think i've eaten at tank.

did there used to be an indian place around there or am i imagining things?

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

there is -- marigold. it's a little $$ but pretty good. i like the vegetarian sampler plate thingie.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

ba le is wonderful.

i'm going to klay oven tonight.

Jesse, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

i'll be wearing this

http://www.designplus.co.uk/images/tour-collection/union-jack/tr01.jpg

Jesse, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

ba le is wonderful

Jordan I know you will appreciate this: you can get I think 6 subs there for like $20? Buy 5 get one free? Every one I've had has been excellent.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i'm gonna stock up for sure.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

just in case you guys wondered -- from the delivery truck i saw today, college students (loyola students at least) are still drinking shit tons of busch beer in cans.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

That is not a surprise.

Jesse, Friday, 18 March 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

those bars must have been seething last night
saw tons of kids outside smoking outside on my way home from class around 10:15

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 18 March 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

So we we've seen Victoria Jackson's website, but somehow I missed this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWi182CMJY8

Jesse, Friday, 18 March 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

Nick, did you suspend your Twitter account?

Jesse, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, I'm doing social media for something fancy and am now following you both personally and from the fancy account.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGjpdCuaAOs

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

i don't have the energy for twitter, but will any of you be my lastfm friend? my username is the same as my flickr username, which i am not posting here because i don't want to

but if you know it, and you want to be friends with me, please do
i haven't used it for long, but i like that it has an iphone app (grooveshark does not)

why am i not grading exams?
also, my dog carl is really sick :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

I don't remember your username, but I'm on lastfm under the same name I use everywhere.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't use lastfm.

Amanda, what's wrong with Carl?? I hope it passes soon and that's it's not chronic or too serious.

Eric, I was confused when I got the alert that the "fancy account" started following me!

Jesse, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

Guys, I made an important decision in the last half hour!!! I'm moving this summer! To East Grand Forks, North Dakota!!!*

*i.e., a bright, high-floor, city-view (!) unit in my current building or to a building one block north with a view, a balcony, with its front door right at the bus stop (!)

Jesse, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know what's wrong with Carl, but he refuses to move and is shaking. I called the emergency animal hospital and they said to just keep an eye on him. He's a big chicken, so if he had a minor ache or pain he would make it into this big ordeal (lol canine anxiety). He hasn't thrown up, but I think he will soon. He's just acting really weird and like he is in pain. :(

Eazy you are now my sole lastfm friend.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Is he afraid of thunderstorms? There are t-storms on the way. That's how our former office dog acted before and during a t-storm (also during fireworks and the Air 'n' Water Show). I hope he's OK!

Jesse, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

No, he's definitely in some sort of pain. That's not to say that he loves the rain, but it doesn't make him act like this. Poor fella.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

lechera, I don't know what your flickr name is, but my lastfm name is l@ps@ri@n if you would like to befriend me there.

I hope carl's okay!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

wow that was fast

"Your musical compatibility with xxxxxxxxxx is Very High

Music you have in common includes PJ Harvey, The Clean, XTC, Cluster and Can."

This is not totally accurate bcz really I rarely listen to can or cluster.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

not anymore you don't
now it's all can all the time

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

ha, I can't say I've ever really been able to "get into" can, for which I'm eternally ashamed. I know I'm wrong and so forth, but what can you do.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

cmon man
shame is lame

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I was just kidding.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures or whatever the opposite of them are either

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

the opposite of guilty pleasures is ghosts, something i believe in
the weather today is SO weird
carl is still lying around like a lump but he moved out of the bedroom at least

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

I hope Carl is okay, Amanda!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Your musical compatibility with XXXXXXXX is Low

Music you have in common includes Brian Eno, Miles Davis, Leonard Cohen, Silver Jews and Tom Waits.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

I think you've located your heroin dealer!

Suck a Toe, You Self-Pitying Dweeb (u s steel), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

??

Update:
Carl ate his dinner, showed a tiny bit of moxie, and has been hanging solo in his crate for most of the day. No improvement, but no deterioration either. I guess we'll see how he feels tomorrow.

Also I would like to recommend a product -- if you have ever been to Mixteco and had their goat milk caramel crepes, which are AMAZING, you may want to try this (I think it's what they use, because who makes their own goat milk caramel?!?!) If they do not use this stuff, it tastes enough like what they have there to pass. Put it over some bananas or some banana pancakes? YES.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5098/5544852862_85e01bd346.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

I looked up "evinada" (and envinar) and all I can figure out is that that cajeta is made with wine or tastes like wine. Is that right?

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://pics.mexgrocer.com/images/4600.jpg
Coronado Cajeta Envinada - Wine Flavor (Squeeze Bottle) 23.1 oz

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i thought it was weird too -- it's not wine flavored at all though
it just tastes very slightly of goat's milk

not as gloppy as this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M2X0KjkiL._SL160_.jpg

and better tasting than this

http://feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/3225/images/250x1000/la-lechera-dulce-de-leche-15-oz-12.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

I'm haven't yet successfully imagined wine-flavored cajeta. It doesn't sound great. Regular cajeta on the other hand, sounds delicious.

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

Your musical compatibility with [...] is Low

Music you have in common includes PJ Harvey, XTC, Fennesz, Miles Davis and The Kinks.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

So, clearly we all need to have a Miles Davis party.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Monday, 21 March 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

i read his autobiography in college and don't remember a thing about it aside from his king-size attitude

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

My Groupon for a massage expires today :(

The only professional massage I've ever had was a 10 minute chair massage. Damn.

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

I had my first last week. Was disappointing. Therapist was way too flakey and had questionable knowledge of the muscular system.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps your therapist was just pretending to be naive about the muscular system in order to allow you to open up about your fears, daydreams, and anxieties.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, I became your friend on last.fm, even though I haven't used it in 2 years.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

I do not have a last.fm account as I have never figured out what it was for. If I had one, I would add you, A-mand!

Also, I'm glad Carl is perking up!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

i had a lot of fun in chi this weekend. banh mi + avocado smoothie at ba le, victory's banner on saturday, went to that fancy liquor store around there (lush) and picked up some cynar, and hit lawrence's on saturday night.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, I do have a lastfm account, but I only ever used it through Myspace and I think I only played Pixies on it. Through it? Whatever you do with it.

Jeff, I saw on Oprah massage therapists who do sort of what EZ describe - massage that purportedly releases the "body's memories" of bad times. The abdomen is supposed to hold lots of memories. Clients claimed that upon being massaged, they burst into tears without knowing why. Through more massage, they were able to recover from the "memories."

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

That seems like the kind of nonsense that you would be interested in hating.

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I will enjoy hating that today.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Oprah is the greatest public health problem in America today.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Also, Bally's is selling Power Balance bracelets.

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff, do you want to go halfsies on a roll of stickers that say "SNAKE OIL"?

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.dailymile.com/photos/106842/e9da217a3ce7c670bc82038599be6d37.JPG

My powerbalance collection.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I basically never fall over.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha oh man
when you do fall over, it's just to that one side

i am now lastfm friends with you jeff.

Your musical compatibility with (jeff) is Medium

Music you have in common includes Can, Mark McGuire, Fennesz, Hüsker Dü and The Rapture.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

what day does the reader come out?

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 21 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

thursday? i think?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

Used to be on Thursday, now it's Wednesday.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

(Think they switched it up around the time they went to the tabloid format.)

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

the reader used to be a broadsheet???

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, and it used to be in convenient sections.

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure it was a broadsheet, but I don't know what the term would be. It was about the same width but longer and folded in the middle.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

it used to be on papyrus

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

before that it was on a big rock on western and north

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yeah, now that I think about, that's what Boston's "alternative weekly" (The Boston Phoenix) looked like in the 90s. I think the Village Voice (the other alternative weekly of my youth) has been a tabloid for as long as I can recall.

xp

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I remember when the Reader was all in B&W.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

nothing makes me turn into Jeff like newsprint/newspapers
dirty loathesome wasteful

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

I remember when the Reader was passed down orally from generation to generation and from tribe to tribe.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

2003:
http://www.sarahdowney.com/i/grandcentral.jpg

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Purple Monkey Dishwasher" was my favorite investigative report from the oral tradition days.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

nothing makes me turn into Jeff like newsprint/newspapers
dirty loathesome wasteful

I dunno, I genuinely look forward to picking up the Reader after work on Wednesday and reading it on the way home. I know it's all online, but still.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just not sad that it's not 4 sections and 5 lbs of filthy smeary newsprint anymore.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

I enjoy print (i.e. ink on paper) generally, and this includes newspapers.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

I was a paperboy, so newsprint on my fingers just brings me back to my childhood

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not arguing with you guys liking printed materials (I do too!) I just don't like newsprint because it gets all over my hands/face/clothes.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

don't lie, i saw you at the book burning last night, kindle in hand

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

I like newspapers for packing material. Kindles suck for that.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

For wrapping presents, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

predictable, but if you want to see some hateful displays, check out the comments on the Trib's "dooring" article

http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/automotive/traffic/chi-jonhilkevitch,0,3124478.columnist

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, here:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/automotive/traffic/ct-met-getting-around-0221-20110320,0,2606142.column

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure I'm never riding a bike in this city again. Was always too nerve-racking.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

I don't pick up the reader often anymore but I did sort of like the sections bc they let me easily weed out stuff I didn't care about.

Xp - me too. I became chicken and stayed that way. But bike haters are jerks.

Maggiolone at 3:23 PM March 21, 2011
" There is no excuse to not look right before you open the door" -A motorist parked with the flow of traffic would be looking LEFT to avoid striking cyclist, also riding with traffic, with the driver's-side door.

Ha. I think there is a little misunderstanding re the word "right".

Jesse, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

i think in that case she means "right before" not "look right:
right = immediately, not direction

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

I love riding my bike and therefore I am not going to read this article.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'd consider riding a bike again if I lived east of lakeshore drive.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

Like in the boat bar?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

while driving around this weekend i realized i'd be terrified to ride a bike in chicago. also, none of the bikers i saw had lights on their bikes, not smart y'all.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

I have front and rear lights

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

two sets, in fact!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Like in the boat bar?

Sure! Other options include the lighthouse or Lake Point Tower.

Jeff, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

houseboat?

on an unrelated note, i had the weirdest urge to watch three's company the other day
it was like super intense
i just really really really wanted to watch a brightly colored comforting 70s comedy

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.muppas.net/photos/architecture/Chicago-Lighthouse.jpg

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Would totally live there.

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5133/5548865238_6c57661824.jpg

Jesse, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

ha! i miss that lighthouse. <3 u chicago

horseshoe, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

Probably gets pretty scary out there when the waves kick up.

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

too soon

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

I just saw a Hummer airbrushed all over with a mountain range, and across the top of the windshield, in two lines and a casual marker-style font, it said "I went to the strip club and all I got was this Hummer." It said something on the back, too, but I was too shocked by the windshield proclamation to make out the rear writing before it sped away in a hail of gravel and fatally slow pedestrians.

As much as I wish that truck did not exist, I think it's owner is doing the world a huge favor by clearly proclaiming himself to be a hideous human being, allowing the rest of us to give him a nice, wide berth.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

people are strange

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

the owner would probably agree with you

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Why is Cedar Rapids playing at Landmark Century?

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

why not?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

are you mixing it up with something else? it's the new ed helms movie

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I know that the line between mainstream and indie film is hazier than ever, but that seems like a standard big-budget comedy. Is it just because Miguel Arteta directed it? I guess John C. Reilly has some indie cred, too.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

landmark century has the mainstream side (where the big snack bar is) and the indie side (where the fake jazz club is) - are you saying it's playing on the indie side? i don't really see a problem with that, it seems like little miss sunshine or slumdog millionaire or any other mainstream indie

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

seems like it could be summarized "get there really early or really late"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

sooo, i was thinking i would pop over to rev brewing after my soundcheck on thursday to get a quick bite. bad idea?

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Probably not. I went there with R and my parents on the Friday before last and we walked right in and had a table. There were a lot of people there but they were mostly drinking at/around the bar. Place is loud as fuck though, hard to hold a conversation sometimes.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

yeah maybe i'll skip it then. i don't deal with loud bars very well.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

It has a lofty tin/metal ceiling. Everything else about the place is pretty good but it's really echo-y.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Katie Courtney and I went for brunch and only waited about 10 mins. when the waits were 60-90 mins. at Lula and Longman and Eagle. Good food.

Xp not loud when we went. It was chock full of babies though for some reason.

Jesse, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

i think i'm gonna try for kuma's again on friday.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

ugh babies

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

seems like it could be summarized "get there really early or really late"

Yes

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan you might like Ciao, a little farther up Milwaukee near the Logan Square train stop, or Boiler Room, around the corner from Rev brewing on California. Pizza joints, both of them, the thin neuvo-Italian style. Both were pretty good.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

The babies were all very quiet. I was strange how many there were. The server commented that it was unusual.

Jesse, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

I'm very hungry.

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

thanks dan. have you been to that taqueria by the whistler? los comales?

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't been to that Comales, but I've been to another of that chain on the southwest side. Not bad, but not great. I'm sure I must have mentioned this to you at some point, I know it's come up on the threads before, but imo the best taqueria around that area is Moran, right at California and Lyndale under the El tracks.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

"El Tracks" would be a funny taqueria name.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, that's super close. i think that's the move.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

landmark century has the mainstream side (where the big snack bar is) and the indie side (where the fake jazz club is) - are you saying it's playing on the indie side? i don't really see a problem with that, it seems like little miss sunshine or slumdog millionaire or any other mainstream indie

Landmark Century Centre (Chicago), not Cinemark Century 12/CineArts 6 (Evanston).

(I think the Evanston theater has already collapsed the distinction between the two sides by now, anyway.)

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

ooooooooh sorry

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

Huh, OK, it is distributed by Fox Searchlight, so I guess that makes sense.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

today was a great day:

1)no work because the library was closed due to some sort of freon leak
2)took two naps w/cat
3)free glenlivet 18 samples at the fountainhead

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

ha i was going to ask if this has seemed like a shitty week so far to anyone else but maybe it's just me

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

It's been a rough one over here too. Not getting any easier until at least Friday. :/

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Here, listen to this and pretend you live in the Hare Krisna house in my neighborhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVI327Y3Xko

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

De-merging the firm is making my week really crazy hectic. Besides my regular work, I have tons of work related to setting up two new firms in this office, and overtime is discouraged. Fortunately working for both firms simultaneously doesn't seem like it will be as much of a horror show as I expected.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Has any of you ever washed a down comforter? Mine (from Ikea) says dry clean only, but the internet says that you can machine wash them. (The website of a comforter manufacturer says to only wash them every 3-5 years, and then only if really necessary, so I'm right on target so far.)

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

i have (due to recent cat issues). washing them went fine, but it was hard to get them fully dry using the dryer, and even then all the down is kinda bunched up inside. we just laid them over chairs in the apartment and let them air dry for a day, then shook them out.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Put a couple of tennis balls in the dryer with it to help with the bunching issue.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

ha i was going to ask if this has seemed like a shitty week so far to anyone else but maybe it's just me

Shitty week over here, too, although it's looking up a little today. Except that as of this morning, somebody got smart and locked the open wifi network I've been using since I moved to this new cube. Hmph.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yes! I read that you should add tennis balls stuffed into socks or clean, white, light-weight sneakers with now laces.

It's no big financial loss if this comforter gets ruined, but it's in great condition and I'd rather not lose it if I don't have to. Also no terrible expense for dry cleaning, but the bulky schlep is annoying.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Putting the tennis balls in socks first is pretty genius. Good tip.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to pretend that we're not talking about tennis balls in socks in the context of laundry, but just in general.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Putting the tennis your balls in socks first is pretty genius.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

too lazy to go find that RHCP socks pic but you all know what i'm talking about so actually finding it and posting it hardly seems necessary

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

OOHOHOHOH. I had to google RHCP (I thought first you meant RHPC - Rocky Horror Pic Show). That Rolling Stones cover got me in hot water with my dad and resulted in my having to cancel my subscription (10th grade).

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

All week I have had veritable rash

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

...of super friendly, efficient customer service, that is! including two uncharacteristically great experiences at the Cook Co Circ Court.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Elizabeth Taylor is dead!

;__;

Fuck.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I'm sad too. Because I forgot to put her on my deadpool list.

Jeff, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Jeffery. No.

Jesse, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

i just put "who's afraid of virginia woolf?" on my netflix queue the day before, 'cause sarah hasn't seen it.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 24 March 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh hey, tonight's show is on the front page of the chi reader site, awesome

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 24 March 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

I noticed the review -- nice!

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

Woah!

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Very cool!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Can someone help me with something I'm trying to do with Excel? I want to make a log in which latest entries are on top. I'd like to always have an empty cell on top to use for entry of new data. Is this easily do-able? (Could be in Word, if that works better.)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'd probably use excel forms. Which I dint remember how to create off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are a billion tutorials.

Jeff, Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you. I will look into that. (I did try to figure this out myself, but due to being wicked swamped and distracted, I couldn't figure out how to describe what I was trying to do.)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

chantz -- that's awesome!! i wish i could be there. this time my excuse is not general flakiness, but work. (got class tonight)
have some fun for me, doods

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

So, this might finally turn Michael Shannon into the Christopher Walken of our generation.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

I always wondered if you got some sort of warning when you got close to getting SBed, now I know. :\

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

to date i have never sb'ed anyone
jon will i see you sunday at the agalloch show?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Unfortunately not and I am SUPER disappointed. My mother-in-law is coming in to visit this weekend and we have plans with her all day Sunday. I tried to get out of it, but with this being the first time she's seen my wife since we found out about the baby, kind of tough at this point. Enjoy it for me though, so bummed.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

I have sb'd people before, and I have invited sb upon myself when dickish posters got cranky. Meh. I'm no g@bbn3b, I feel like I don't really have anything to worry about.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

I was just surprised to see the email this morning that I was getting close, considering I posted twice yesterday and not at all in the past week.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

sorry jon. i sb people all the time but never you.

did anyone make it to the chants show last night? i wanted to go but was too exhausted after sleep training this week (baby's been waking up at 4:30-5:00 every morning).

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

I was at the Globe longer than expected talking to a French soccer journalist. Very slowly. It was a good interview, though.

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

Its okay I probably deserved some of those SBs after I got all aggro defensive on the gilbert gottfriend thread, but I didn't realize I'd racked up that many.

Sleeping is one of the biggest things I'm nervous about when we have our baby, because I wake up really easily but I have SUCH a hard time falling back asleep.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

this made me lol, like an "oh, dear beloved ilx" lol

I got all aggro defensive on the gilbert gottfriend thread

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'm cleaning up a lot of soot in our apartment today.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/263561680.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1301063311&Signature=TkE7UcsUO3LunBIcVX3WWF%2BGQEQ%3D

Sight.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Sigh. Also, sight, but I intended to sigh.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa, what happened? Is everything okay?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Does anyone know what went wrong? Is that machine electric or gas? I'm glad your home and kitties are alive and pretty OK.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

yeah jenny i did not comment your facebook post because i did not want a flood of responses in my email but i am sorry -- this sounds scary!!
did you use a fire extinguisher?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

Our dryer caught on fire when it was off and there was nothing in it. Luckily, Maria who cleans our house was here. She was actually on her way out, smelled burning, came back to see what was going on, and saw the flames in the dryer. Of course, we don't have a landline and she doesn't have a cell phone so she ran outside to flag down a motorist, called the fire department, and saved our three flat and its four cats from fiery doom.

Today the house smells like a campfire and there is soot everywhere but the actual damage is very minimal. A drywall/painting guy is coming today to look at the laundry area and see if he can just repaint it or if he has to replace any drywall. A door guy is coming at some point to replace our door and our upstairs neighbors door, since the fire department had to bust through the neighbor's door to go up there and see if there was any damage and our landlord (who is aces, for real) is going to give us both new doors. Next week we get a new dryer.

So, all in all, everything is fine, just sootier than I normally prefer. Like, I have a general cleaning plan but then I will look at, say, a lamp in the living room and lo! Soot. So it's a little overwhelming but I am very grateful.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

That is scary, but I'm so glad you are all okay!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

Electric machine - landlord said "Good thing this wasn't gas, or the whole house probably would have blown up!" lolsob

The fire extinguisher is... on the wall behind the dryer! lolsob x 2

Thanks, jvc!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

omg it was OFF?!??
how does that even happen?

i would love to tell you guys what's up in my building but i can't because of legal issues.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Maria should have stayed and re-cleaned. Haha how shitty - all her cleaning immediately covered in soot.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

xp!!! Oh so but Maria not only saved the day, but stayed to clean up the water that the firefighters used to extinguish our dryer and all the cop/firefighter boot prints. So if anybody ever wants to hire a housecleaner, I'll give you her number. She is a great housecleaner and a really lovely person, too, on top of being great in a crisis (she did drop Jesse's AC window unit three floors, but that was an uncharacteristic accident).

Landlord thinks it was a clog in the vent hose or somewhere in the machine. It probably sparked/smoldered while it was running, and then it took awhile for it to really get going.

I would love to hear what is up in your building.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

We gave her whiskey.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'll echo everyone else's thoughts: v. glad that you're OK and the damage is not worse than it seems like it could've been.

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, this makes me want to rush right home and take apart our dryer to look for clogs!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

I concur - she is great. Her ding dong brother was responsible for the A/C unit accident (he was doing windows and opened the window that was holding the machine in place....) but she immediately went out and bought a new, much nicer one.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

It crossed my mind to ask her to come back and help me clean up today, I admit. It's really not that bad, just insidious. Like, I went to fix some oatmeal for breakfast and there's soot on the oatmeal, which is like COME ON, it was in a closed cabinet!!! Again, compared to how this could have played out? I am thrilled to take a vacation day to clean up soot.

We gave her whiskey.

Haha, yeah, when I got home she had the post-adrenaline rush shakes really hard so I gave her three fingers of Jamesons, which she put back like a champ. <3<3<3

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Her ding dong brother is like the price of admission. He's a ding dong, but he washes windows and can reach the ceiling fans, so I accept him as part of my life.

jon via, I have vowed to never run the dryer when nobody is home to keep an eye on it. Probably the dishwasher, too, tbh, since dishwashers cause a lot of housefires, too. Ugh. Damn these modern conveniences for not being as convenient as I would like! /first world problems

Final word - we have renters' insurance and words cannot express how delightful our landlord has been (no blame, just a willingness to fix everything, including cleaning the carpets if we can't get the campfire smell out of here by next week) so yeah, all in all, pretty okay. (Thanks for letting me blah blah about this - I was feeling a little mopey about this and some other stuff, and not to get all Oprah's Gratitude List on the issue, but I do have a lot to be very thankful for here.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

v v v glad you guys are OK, and having a cool landlord w/o any bullshit drama is a nice touch too

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

glad this seems to be mostly working out ok for y'all

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

This landlord is the best landlord we have ever had. I said that to him last night and Jeff adds, "Well, we've had some shitty landlords, so the bar isn't set very high."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

KIP 2011

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

DISHWASHER CAUSE A LOT OF HOUSE FIRES?? I did not know that.

This is worse than the time I found out that THOMAS'S MAKES BAGELS??!

xp lol Jeff "mingling"

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

dishwasher cause a lot of house fries

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

^^ close approximation of typical student sentence

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Not as many as dryers, I am sure, but dishwashers shorting out and causing fires is definitely a thing that happens enough for me to have internalized (and ignored) a warning about running the dishwasher unattended.

I wish my dishwasher caused house fries.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Ha - I had to go back and see if that's what I wrote. I wish I had.

I never run my dishwasher unattended for some reason. Not on purpose. I do let the Roomba run free while I'm away, and I better not find out that they cause fires too.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

I'm hungry, I think. My doctor put me on a new medicine that very much kills my appetite, so "hunger" feels weird now. It's like my stomach has stopped sending push notifications to my brain, so I have to go in and consciously check out the conditions. Physically, my stomach feels empty, but that's not resulting in the urge to eat. Weird.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

so jealous, u will be so skinny!!!

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, John, happy birthday.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, Jenny, go fuck yourself.

OOPS I MEAN THANKS!!

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

You're getting feisty in your old age.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

fuck i hate it when i forget that i haven't watched the new community/parks and rec/30 rock and i accidentally open the thread for one of them and i'm like "oh shit" and have to try and close the thread before i accidentally read anything

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

btw in the KIP 2011 vein most of the shitty stuff from earlier this week has been resolved or at least somewhat mitigated/balanced so things are looking mostly better on this end

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

What is "KIP 2011"?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

keeping it positive

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse I feel like you're not very good with acronyms. First RHCP, now KIP.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like that's something you should work on.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

I just had to Google RHCP again. Perhaps you have a point.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I've never heard of KIP. Probably because it's unrealistic for myself so I can't acknowledge the acronym.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

sorry Jesse, I guess I wasn't KIP there

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not the ONLY one who is bad at acronyms (or initialisms)

Katie:
what does "sb" mean
on ilx

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

I think I need some of you youngsters to explain how the following things work to me:

1. Tumblr - I get blogging, but I absolutely cannot follow the notes or comments or whatever.
2. Dub Step - what is happening there?*
3. Juke - ditto

I have tried to listen to examples of 2 and 3 and even read ILX threads about them, but the threads tend to be a little too inside baseball and when I listen to exemplar songs, I have a really embarrassing, elderly person "This is what they call music now???" kind of reaction.

*The kind drunk USA kids listen to. I think I get the other kind.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

ILM threads, I should say.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

fuck i hate it when i forget that i haven't watched the new community/parks and rec/30 rock and i accidentally open the thread for one of them and i'm like "oh shit" and have to try and close the thread before i accidentally read anything

I had this week's Top Chef spoiled for me yesterday when I saw that the thread had been revived, hesitated to click because I wasn't sure whether this week's episode had aired yet or not, went to the Bravo site to check what night the show is on, and then promptly saw a headline about this week's losing contestant.

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

*The kind drunk USA kids listen to. I think I get the other kind.

This is the first I'm hearing of this? I thought dubstep = Burial and his ilk.

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

I had Gran Torino spoiled for me by Modern Family this week, but its not like I was exactly in a rush to see that one.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

frat rap has some info on this Two Kinds of Dubstep thing, but be mindful that I might be understanding everything wrong.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

iirc not all the tumblr formats allow for comments, so you have to install this outside app that lets people comment, which can make things kind of messy. that's what i had to do for my blog anyways.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

I have more important things to do than to try and learn what random acronyms mean.

sisut, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

But like what is happening here? http://theoryofgravity.tumblr.com/post/4052862124/apropos-of-nothing

People like the post, and they also post about the post if they have Tumblrs, but not comment?

Or, alternatively, what is happening here? Who said what originally? http://sanitywatchers.tumblr.com/post/4072519095/rotundlr-purpleshinyriv-asked-hey-i-know-you-must-be

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that's a mess

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

CAN YOU SEE HOW CONFUSED I AM BY TUMBLR? And I have a lot more important things to do than learn what Tublr is all about, but I am procrastinating like a CHAMP.

Similarly, what does following a Tumblr blog get you?

(I'm asking also because I started a Tumblr and I don't know how to use it besides posting thing on it.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

if you have a tumblr account and you follow a tumblr blog, then when you log in to tumblr, it gives you all the most recent updates from all the tumblrs you follow all on one page. i don't really use this because i have everything going through google reader anyways.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, me too.

Okay, thank you. I patiently await your through explanation of club music subgenres.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

tumblr blogs get people book deals for bullshit

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm glad you brought this up, Jenny. I've had similar questions about Tumblrs, but I chose to ask and learn about the Twitter first. But what I still don't get is why Tumblr instead of just a regular blog?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

As opposed to WordPress or Blogger, you mean? I picked Tumblr because I've had a WordPress blog and I don't like Blogger. I actually just decided to register a domain name one day and then decided I would make a blog for it, and then Tumbler confused and scared me and here I am, crying out for help.

I have given up on understanding Twitter. Actually, it's better to say that I understand how Twitter works, but I did not find it to be immediately rewarding so I gave up.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

hey jenny

GOOGLE IT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juke_house#Chicago_Juke

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

I've started to find it rewarding, but I'm not sure how it fits into my lifestyle yet.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

as far as i know, this is the most famous juke song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6vdD5HOSgw

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

i bet Jordan would have some stuff to say about dubstep

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Can I just tell you about my display name??? ILX' StevieD Tweeted that he had just found the Diva Cup that he won in college and he was offering to give it away, but no one was responding. Then he commented: nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_;, which is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

i liked twitter while i was on it but i didn't really understand how you get more people to follow you. i quit because my account was attached to my real name and it was showing up as a top result when my name was googled, which seemed like a bad idea while i'm applying for jobs. but i have another account under a fake name that i might revive the next time i'm bored enough.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure how I got people to follow me, but somehow it happened. I don't exactly have the most engaging personality, but the short form writing seems to work for me.

Actually, just start interjecting yourself into people's @ conversations. It's like mingling at a party.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

xp I already Googled it, you nerd. Huh, I know and like that song just fine. This all started because I wandered into a thread on Chicago Juke on ILM and disliked/could not get the appeal of most of the clips people posted there, and then got all caught up in trying to parse the discussion which made Juke seem like a bigger and more enigmatic thing than it really is.

So, okay:

Tumblr really is confusing.
Juke is a genre of dance music that originated in Chicago and some of it is catchy and some of it is unappealing to me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

to me the difference between a lot of electronic subgenres just seems to come down to tempo. like if it's between a certain range of BPMs, it's one genre, but if it's 10 BPMs faster then it's a different genre. which seems weird.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

but that's really an area i know next to nothing about

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Here is a short video that we took in NOLA, featuring our own K8E assisting a so-so street magician who had a little shit fit b/c he felt wasn't getting enough attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6SomJ2d674

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

The "drink" is from a fake Elmer's Glue bottle.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

But what I still don't get is why Tumblr instead of just a regular blog?

I think the idea is that the architecture of Tumblr fosters a blogging community, rather than just lone voices in the wilderness. It's possible to install comments boxes on Tumblr, but I think it's more often the case that people repost other people's Tumblr posts on their own Tumblrs in order to comment on them. As a non-Tumblr user, I find this annoyingly byzantine a lot of the time (who is she responding to? where is this coming from?) -- but I can also see how it can stimulate conversations, as posts get virally reposted.

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

OK, there's something I don't understand.

xp lol Jeff "mingling"

― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, March 25, 2011 9:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...

Actually, just start interjecting yourself into people's @ conversations. It's like mingling at a party.

― Jeff, Friday, March 25, 2011 11:54 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doesn't the first post seem like a response to the second? Except it happened two hours beforehand, and I don't even know what it's actually in response to. Unless time is moving backwards.

jaymc, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

The 1st post is an inside joke relating to a previous real life event. I was just making a connection to that in the second post. I like linking things.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

It's really about how I interact with people. Real or virtually.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

What should I do with these apples/bananas/garlic/ginger root/maybe a pear, I don't know that was sitting in a basket? Actually, I want somebody to tell me it's okay to throw them out. They are sooty and my recently acquired experience tells me that wiping a sooty surface with a wet rag doesn't so much clean it as graywash it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 25 March 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

T0m@s would probably eat them.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

He's welcome to come retrieve them from the large bag of irredeemably sooty garbage in the kitchen.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b014e601b682e970c-popup

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b014e601b682e970c-800wi

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

When I look at that picture, I think "Make em say uhhhh!" I do not know why.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

hi jenny.

that first pic resized my window. dang it i am so mad.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

baby's asleep for the night so sarah and i get to spend the next few hours being as quiet as possible before going to sleep. FRIDAY NIGHT!

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sorry Master Z resized your browser window.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

I am probably going to be offered a job in Chicago on Monday! Is Chicago cool guys y/n

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

y

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

except in like July/August y

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, i misunderstood your question, thought you were asking if Chicago is cool guys. Chicago is obviously cool guys.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

all of us guys here, for example

gtfopocalypse (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://theslalom.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/bremen_crew.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

did you own rollerblades y/n

y

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

y

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

DID i own rollerblades?

n

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

DO i own rollerblades?

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

...

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

n

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Who the hell just texted me a picture of myself in the cow costume at Courtney's Halloween party? It was from an (847) number. The texter is not responding to my request for his/her identity.

Yes, Chicago is cool and cool guys.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iE9L6.jpg

This pic.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

isn't 847 a burbs area code? it's the area code out where i work

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

I should buy another pair of rollerblades, I wonder how long it would be before I had an epic wipeout.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yes. Northwest burbs. I know one person out there, but he was not at Courtney's party.

xp

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

that pic is amazing btw

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

y

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

i found that pic by googling "cool guys" btw

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

surely must be T O'S.

jaymc, Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

Negative to that for a number of reasons.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:02 (fourteen years ago)

It wasn't me -- I do not have 847 number and I did not take that picture.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, def. not TO'S.

Maybe b/c it was texted I was unable to get any significant EXIF data from it.

A few years ago I got a text from a PA area code that said "Hey I just heard that somebody you used to mess with has AIDS" followed by another that said "But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on car insurance!"

That freaked me out. It turned out it was M@rk M@gu1r3.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

The painters are here to paint the kitchen and Sample loves them. Every time they walk by, she sits there and meows at them, and since they are good dudes, they stop and pet her, not realizing that in her peabrain thought process, they have now forged an unbreakable bond of friendship and love that will require them to stop and pet her every time they walk by.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Also, they're finna paint our cabinets, too, since those are still a sooty mess (and the painter made me feel better about not being able to get the soot off - he said that just wouldn't happen without primer and paint).

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

I hope you have been taking pictures!

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Of the painters?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

If you think they're photogenic. But mostly I want to see sooty fruit.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

You and T-mas will have to root through the trash if you want to see that. I didn't take any pics of the damage because the landlord came over to look at everything himself, and we don't need to file a renter's insurance claim (I don't think we'll meet our deductible with five apples, a bag of grocery bags, the glass in a poster frame that broke... somehow, and a white dress that was hanging in the laundry room to dry). Plus it's really not that spectacular looking. It just looks like somebody replaced all of the lightbulbs in the kitchen with lower wattage bulbs - everything is kind of dim in there.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

The dryer is the most exciting thing. Even the little laundry nook is just really, really sooty. The dryer contained the entire fire. Given that we have to check for soot on our dishes before we use them, and I had to wipe soot off the coffee table last night (that's located at the opposite end of the apartment) I suspect that if the fire had been just a little bit worse, this would have been a Major Event with Serious Consequences as opposed to just something annoying that I had to take a day off work to deal with.

I guess it remains to be seen if I'll be able to wash the soot out of the curtains or get the smoke/firehose water smell out of the other clothes that were hanging up back there. Got to wait until we get a new dryer before I do that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sad for the white dress
it takes a lot of confidence in the dress to wear a white dress -- therefore, it must have been a good one. to see it perish covered in soot seems like an undignified end. RIP white dress.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

It was a good one. I last wore in on St. Patrick's day with a black cardigan and hot pink tights, so at least it went out with a bang.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I would love some andouille sausage from that dryer.

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

I think I know who texted me that photo! That is an AT&T number and I just called AT&T to report it. The rep told me that they would suspend that number's service until the "harassment" was investigated.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

They were very responsive. Apparently they take these things really seriously.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Did you tell them you were dressed as a cow?

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Saturday, 26 March 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

Did you tell them it was a T O'S violation?

jaymc, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Ha!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

I take it you and your gal pal are onto me. (Kr sent the text)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone else recently experienced the organizational clusterfuck that is the Harold Washington Public Library? I go there all the time now, because it is across the street from me, and it seems the more I think I know where to find what I want, the more I am proven wrong. This library is so badly layed out, it becomes like an optical illusion, where water runs uphill.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5172/5565434917_59def05a2a.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

but those signs are accurate! depends on which way you're looking. the sign for the children's library is right there in front of your face if you're facing the sign that says "up" on it

my students were always able to navigate when i took them there. then again, i always gave them a map. it was my favorite part of the class though -- sending them off on the scavenger hunt where they had to find stuff and learn to navigate the library. fun!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 27 March 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

but those signs are accurate!

Technically, yes, but that doesn't make them helpful. That sign is the first thing you see after you get off the escalator to the third floor, which is the only way to GET to the the third floor, which is the only way to find information about or check out books. Meanwhile the first floor is this vast space that apparently exists to show off the quality of the marble on the floor.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

And the much-lauded "winter garden" space near the top of the building is impossible to get to without taking two escalators and an elevator that hidden in a corner or a little-used floor.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, mistyping out of anger. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

I am a HWLC regular and I definitely have some issues with it. The fact that when you first begin the escalator odyssey to the third floor, the up escalator is on your right, but then on the second floor, it switches so up is on the left, is pretty indicative of the layout issues. Anyway, I've pretty much got the place sussed so I can get in and out in ten minutes or less, assuming competent circulation desk staff (big assumption) and I am happy to share those secrets.

Por ejemplo, there is an elevator from the first to the third floor. If you go in through the State St. entrance closest to the popular library, it's on the right.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

xp Also, "accurate" means little when you're looking to find your way around.

This is also accurate: http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/e/9/9e9a547076c6820b95e439dd1a5d6a32.png

Nobody can tell you why.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

Also, as unintuitive as the internal layout is, I freaking love the building itself. The owls!!! <3<3<3

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

Also, first floor contains a youth media center, which is amazing and always full of kids doing cool shit with technology, and the very useful popular library, which is where the CDs, DVDs, and hold shelves are. Learning to work the hold system is key to HWLC happiness.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

Agallochhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Chicago resident and chicago thread 'lurker' ILX'r (I get that most folks keepin' in touch here are tight from elsewher, already) going to the show tonight. My name is Mark and I'll be wearing a black leather jacket (that was a metal show joke) - I believe I said 'hi' to La Lechera and her beau last time Agalloch were in town. Say 'hi' again if I can remember what you all look like ... Will most likely say 'hi' to ILX'r Nate who I'll assume will be working merch table ...

BlackIronPrison, Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

We're tight from ILX, actually, so don't be shy!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

Speaking of metal, I am in Valhalla.

Jeff, Monday, 28 March 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

I wish there was food in Valhalla.

Jeff, Monday, 28 March 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://beernews.org/2011/03/anheuser-busch-to-buy-goose-island-for-38-8-million/

Jeff, Monday, 28 March 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

What does this mean to you and me?

Kenan, if you ever want to take photos from my building's roof, you're welcome to. It's 15 floors up and has good views all around, except for the lake.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Show was aaaaaaaaaawesome guys. Agalloch shows set the bar really high.

Special congrats to lurker Mark for recognizing me! I don't think you had a beard last time, so I am not sure I would have recognized you. Thanks for asking about my dog!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

11:15 am on friday morning, went to kuma's and got a table with zero wait! like two minutes later it started filling up quickly.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

also we went to longman & e@gle after the whistler show, but had to get some cheap tacos afterward because their small plates are fucking small. or technically, you get a very tiny amount of food served in a massive bowl.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Amanda, how is Carl??

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yknow, he seems to have recovered from whatever was ailing him. He's still kinda bony and skinny (he used to be pretty chunky) and has lost a lot of energy, but he has been eating/pooping normally so I have to guess he's ok. I need to take him in for vaccinations soon anyway, so I'll see if the vet has any brilliant ideas then.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5052/5467390846_016a8dd853.jpg
Carl thanks you for caring!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

<3 carl

We took Vonn to the Montrose dog beach yesterday for the first time, and you could tell he was having so much fun he didn't know what to do next. Then he slept allllll day.

There was a 6 month old Great Dane there that he sniffed butts with. R wants another one now.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 28 March 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Hey La Lechera - nice seeing you and Dan last night too - correct - I didn't have a beard last time ya saw me - warmer weather last Agalloch show! I brought my Edirol recorder last night and am listening to the show again now - decent bootleg and I'd be happy to share (will probaby put it up on dimeadozen.org once I read through band's taping policies, or I can burn a CD for ya). Truly a top notch performance! I'll have to come out to one of ya guys' trivia nights that y'all have - I slay at trivia ... just like Agalloch SLAYED last night!

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 28 March 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

YES PLEASE :)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

anyone read anything good lately? i don't know what i want to read. maybe like some light nonfiction where i learn something new but am entertained, or a really absorbing novel

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 March 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Sylvia-Novel-Leonard-Michaels/dp/0374271070/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301353276&sr=8-1

I just read this book, but I don't know if you'd like it. It's short and a quick read and it was totes up my bailiwick, but it might be too fraught with angst for your liking. (It's the novel that served as partial inspiration for The Antlers album Hospice.)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

If you liked Blood Meridian, you might also like Woe to Live On by Daniel Woodrell.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

man, you guys like some depressing books

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

i want a book where i learn about outer space.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

not space exploration, but planets and solar systems and galaxies

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

i took not one but two astronomy classes and i learned virtually nothing about outer space
would also like to read this book about outer space

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

i did write a short story about brown dwarves for my final project though! that has to be worth something.
http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/brown_dwarf.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'm also reading Packing for Mars which is nonfiction and about space exploration and entertaining but a little gross, eg I did not need to read about all the ways space travel makes ppl puke while eating lunch.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

There is a dog in the laundromat. His name is Deuce. He's sweet but if he puts his snout up my skirt one more time, we're going to have an issue.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

there is something SO RELAXING about space
i suggest listening to this while reading about space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIjPJn7iE4

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

it is ~cosmic~

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

Jenny, did I ever tell you about the professor (much loathed) I had in grad school who would bring his dog to seminar? He (professor, not dog) would make you present on some terribly obscure formal modeling, and all the while the damn dog would have his face in your crotch. It was disconcerting, to say the least.

sisut, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

That strikes me as rather unprofessional.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

Loop workers (Jeff/Jenny, you probably already know this), there is a new Hannah's Bretzels at the NE corner of Dearborn and Adams.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Nick if you wanna read about space I've got about 3 years of back catalog journals you can borrow.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone else dealt with a persistent mouse problem? Suggestions?

sisut, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeff/sets/72057594132439257/with/144879789/

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

feed the rat to the cat and the cat to the rat and you get the cat skin for nothin'

really? i have no ideas about persistent mouse issues. is this one persistent mouse or many mice?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think i'm intellectually prepared for journal articles on space. i need like a basic primer first.

i've had "packing for mars" out from my work library system for like 5 months now. i've only read a few chapters of it.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

You could borrow Brenda for real, she is an excellent mouser, but you would have to do an extremely diligent D-Con purge first.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

do mousetraps do nothing?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

It's really horrible to watch a cat kill a mouse. It takes forever. The one time I saw Brenda catch a mouse I took it away from her because she kept hurting it and teasing it.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, if you ever want to take photos from my building's roof, you're welcome to. It's 15 floors up and has good views all around, except for the lake.

That would be totally fun, actually. I may even borrow the super heavy-duty tripod from the office for that. I could pay you in... I dunno... charm. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Or I could just suck you off. Whatever you prefer.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNI5xoNMM9g

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/The-Most-Gerrymandered-Street-in-Chicago-118840159.html

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-police-firefighters-on-scene-of-incident-in-englewood-20110329,0,2269168.story

I am not usually one for advocating institutionalized vengeance, but I hope the cops catch these assholes and put them in jail forever.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

Warning: comments on that article are unshockingly (I wish it were shocking instead of so commonplace) racist.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Kenanpants.

While reading the news story about the shooting I was careful not to accidentally venture into the comments section.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

That Englewood article made it onto the Drudge Report, so there's your racist comments for you.

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

I always read some comments. It's a funny way to think about life.

Jeff, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

^^^otm

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

I always read some, too. Then I get sad.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Reading comments and finding idiocy entertaining is a fascinating cocktail. One part cynicism, one part pathos, two parts isolation from the rest of humankind.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

* Something in my office smells like pee and I hope it's not me
* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON (and Mark, if you're here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9xtp2m5xY&feature=player_embedded#at=160

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Awesome. That just made me afternoon that much better! Thanks!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

i was like "who's joon?"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sad i never get to listen to music anymore. i downloaded the new bill callahan and times new viking albums last weekend, both of which i'm excited about, but i've only gotten to hear a few minutes of the former and one unfocused listen to the latter

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

emit4joggin

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda screwed that up but you get the point

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

haha, I was like, huh?

I'm really excited to hear that TNV as well, I'll have to poke around for it tonight. I really enjoyed them when they opened for GbV last fall.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

got new EITS and TWDY and haven't listened to either one ;_; a lamewad is me

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

I feel dumb not knowing these for sure, but is that Explosions in the Sky and This Will Destroy You?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

yes, sorry

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

KIP

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

never even heard of TWDY tbh

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

I'm listening to Britney ... bitch.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

me neither

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

I still need to hear the new Britney. Right now I'm listening to Boris' really weird new J-pop album.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

TWDY is like explosions but their guitarist sits down on a chair iirc

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

kinda like how cougar is like tortoise except one of their guitarists sits down on a chair

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

new britney single is so horrible i can't even imagine listening to the whole album

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

wonder if i could get This Will Destroy You to cover "We Could Destroy You"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

new britney single is so horrible i can't even imagine listening to the whole album

"Hold It Against Me"? I have to admit, I thought the double-entendre of the refrain was kind of clever. Anyway, if you don't even kind-of like that, you probably wouldn't like the album. Lots of high-octane, club-friendly dance-pop.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

I posted this on the ILM thread, lol:

I've been listening to a lot more chartpop lately, directly because of this board. For instance, someone recently touted the new Britney Spears album (was it Chuck Eddy? It may as well have been), and I ran right out and discovered for myself that it's a pale, cold, lifeless exercise in formula. Thanks, ILM!
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, November 24, 2003 8:47 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not a huge fan of the single, but I really love "Till the World Ends".

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

It sounds like the horrible lifeless jock jams/Club MTV crap from the early 90s to me. I just can't find it in myself to like it. I like lots of chart pop (I have been caught bouncing in my car to everything from "Bottoms Up" to "Teenage Dream" -- and I honestly love "Coming Home" even though it is corny), but new Brit is not it.

Which reminds me -- what's up with all of the apologizing in current pop? 2 latest Enrique Iglesias songs feature apologizing (please excuse me if I'm coming to ya strong (I like it)/Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude (tonight I'm ____ing you)) and Britney has a line where she says basically I'm sorry but...

Stop excusing yourselves, ppl

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

I listen to the radio A LOT.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

Basically every song (all the "raise your glass" party jams/school dance party starters) sounds like "Good Vibrations" to me.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

It seems that every time I talk to my mom we get hung up on one common English word that she CANNOT understand, even when I spell it and yell it and translate it to Spanish. Tonight: "beets," and she did a perfect Gob.

"Beef?"

"No, BEETS. B E E T S. BEEEETSS."

"Beeef??? Beeeeans???"

"Yes. I'm eating beans. And beef."

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

La Lechera - thanks so much for sharing that above - was all smiles and banging my head and throwin' the horns all over again ( but the audio on my recording is much better :-) ) ...

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

I was hoping so! The sound is pretty bad on that clip. Webmail me and send me the link to your recording! (please)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

my mice are remarkably trap-resistant. decon. snap traps. glue traps. the other night i considered rigging a bucket trap and then decided that was overkill. these mice are going to take over the world. Jesse, i need to borrow you and Brenda. Brenda for the mice (though I still think she should just sit on them) and you to take the mice away from her.

sisut, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost

sisut, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

Mander, you should do a lecture on apologies in pop songs circa 2010-2011. But you have to sing those lines from "I Like It."

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

pa'arriba! pa' la calle!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

The apology theory reminded me of David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch":

"I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"

Which is kind of funny/ironic in light of what follows and basically serves as an "Excuse my French but..."

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Grey jeans are in right now, but I don't really think they're a very good look. Opinions anyone?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

i would wear gray jeans. they would go well with my deep lineup of black and navy t-shirts.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sorry nick.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'll backpedal: I don't think they're ugly, but I think it's weird that they're a *thing* now. At first I thought I was seeing them a lot due to working near UIC where undergrads were wearing old, faded jeans, but then I started seeing them everywhere. (Also, I did confirm my observations through research.)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

i like grey jeans and have been wearing some for a few years
a nice compromise between blue (too casual sometimes) and black (collects dog hair like the dickens)

whoever does the rap on the second enrique song says "please excuse me i don't mean to be ruuuuude" like it's a catchphrase or something. he's 35 btw -- and did you know that early in his career he pretended to be from guatemala? dude has a major identity crisis, i think.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

enrique, not the rapper

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

not into grey/gray jeans, they just don't look good on me.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Never tried 'em.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

basically most things that are fashionable don't fit me anyway

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

That's Pitbull doing that rap.

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

(I think?)

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

This is the song I've been listening to over and over again for the past 12 hours, never having heard it before and having bought the CD in the thrift store a few months ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7tz03v8wc

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

nah - he's in "i like it" -- the other one "tonight i'm ____ing you" is someone else i think.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

ah ok, it sounded like luda, and it is

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Oh oh oh

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

I know you're not talking about the El DeBarge song but damned if that's not what's going through my head now.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

"the truth" and "holy calamity" are taking me back to '00 like whoa.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

so sleepy

who's excited for baseball? season opener tomorrow, first cubs and white sox games on friday. baseball!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

I'm extremely excited for baseball.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

are you a cubs fan? as noted on other threads, i'm trying out hating the cubs this season. just to spice things up.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Unfortunately I suffer from lifelong Cubs fandom.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Growing up in a rural town where, before cable, WGN was the only non-network channel we got meant I was exposed to tons of Cubs. Plus, I started paying attention when I was 8 in 1984 when they were actually really good.

But, I'm excited for baseball in general.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't have much of a baseball history before moving to chicago. i collected baseball cards for a while but never really watched the game, my dad is not into sports at all so i didn't have it passed down to me other than playing catch in the backyard. also we lived in the DC area before the Nationals moved in and when the Orioles were epically bad (first game i went to was the season when they set the record for most consecutive losses in a season). really i root for the cubs and the sox but the cubs aren't looking too good this season imo and they traded away most of the players i liked.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the Cubs are going to have a long season (again). I kind of miss the summers when I would watch games all the time and religiously watch Baseball Tonight.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

I learned tomorrow was the start of baseball season bc I listened to NPR this morning for the first time in a long time (I couldn't cope with passively listening to news about asshole Republicans and the budget and abortion without getting ENRAGED so I switched to WFMT in the mornings) and of course, there was Frank Deford, pissing and moaning about some stupid bullshit (batters fussing with their gloves, IIRC) in honor of the start of the season.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

LOL <3 Frank DeFord <3 LOL

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm super excited for another season of Cubs mediocrity. I'll be happy if they get 3rd in the division. I'm taking my pops to the opener Friday, and am more excited about not working than freezing my ass off. Pitching looks decent this year - and pitching wins games. My seats are behind home plate, up by the broadcast booth - so I'm looking forward to that I guess. I split a nights/weekends package with some co-workers - it's nice to catch a few games during the year. Wrigleyfield is my church. Wrigleyville, not so much.

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/PH2006042001658.jpg
http://louisejulig.typepad.com/.a/6a00e554f8b0218834010536810553970c-800wi
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/04/11/frank_deford_is_a_vampire.jpg

when you google image search him, you also get pics of john waters and vincent price

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm a fan of baseball, but I don't really watch games. I just like to follow what's going on -- although even then, I just dip in every now and then and miss things like high-profile trades. (I was at a 4th of July party last year and mentioned that Cliff Lee was on the Phillies, not realizing that he'd been traded to the Mariners in the offseason.)

As I've said before, sometimes I wish I subscribed to a daily newspaper for no other reason than for the sports section. I could skim that for 5 minutes a day and become a lot better-informed. Otherwise, it's not really a part of my media diet. Hell, I'd be happy if Red Eye started publishing league standings.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Can anyone recommend a website that provides a searchable overview of 20th c. tabloid and/or true crime stories? Jonestown, Lindbergh baby, Waco, etc?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

sorry to interrupt ;)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

xp Haha and Bela Lugosi!

That amazing hair swoop in the old pic is almost enough to make me soften my anti-DeFord stance.

Amanda! Yes but I have to try and remember what it's called. Hold please.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

I usually only manage to make it to 3 or 4 games a year, my first one this season will be at the end of April on a Monday night. We have a friend of a friend who has season tickets, but he works at a hospital so he has different shifts and is always sending out emails offering tickets for random games. I love his seats because they are in the middle of this group of old-school, die-hard, score-keeping fans that are great to watch a game with.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno about searchable, but TIME Magazine did a "Top 25 Crimes of the Century" thing:
http://www.time.com/time/2007/crimes/

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

La Lechera - just sent you links to my Agalloch recording - they're .flac files compressed into two separate .rars (NEERRRRDDSSS!!!) - let me know if you have issues.

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

I hate to be one of those guys, but could I check out your recording? Still cursing my mother-in-law for making me miss that show.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

No prob - webmailing you now

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you, I really appreciate it!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks guys -- I am trying to think of something interesting for my (students') final project and I'm wary of spending too much time searching fruitlessly for something that doesn't exist.

Mark -- I just barely understand your email, but I know how to reach you if the files are weird or whatever.

¡Muchísimas gracias a todos!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Manda - Do a search for Tru TV Crime Library. That used to be Court TV's website, but I guess Court TV is now Tru TV.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

De nada - If anyone is interested, I'm happy to 'up' my Ty Segall from Empty Bottle a couple of weeks ago. That recording is better. Plus - dang - good show.

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

Super -- that is just what I was looking for -- thanks so much!!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

I enjoyed Frank Def's little talk this morning. And every Wednesday morning. He says things about sports that are interesting to me. He has even managed to say something about basketball that made he turn down the volume of my hatred for that sport long enough to catch his point.

(Today's thing was about how pro baseball needs to speed up the time between the batters steps on the mound and his first throw. Rules say he has 12 seconds, but that is undone by the batter's futzing around with his gloves. College baseball now enforces a 20 second limit for futzing.)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

My recommendation for pro basketball is very simple: bring back short shorts

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

otm

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm okay with that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

I would watch this:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5258/5563616732_076b34c2ec_z.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, when they flashed that during the episode I thought it said something dirtier under Pujols' name.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

It *is* kind of dirty, if you switch the emphasis on "contract."

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Photo with caption "Women Rule: Ladies Night at [River North club]." Looks like the dude rules:

http://media.nbcchicago.com/images/654*434/women_bar_cocktails.jpg

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

I can hear it now...

"How can we illustrate this story about women?"
"How about with a picture of some women enjoying themselves?"
"Just women? Hanging out with other women? No way. Too lesbian."
"How about women shopping?"
"That's better, but there's still something very important missing."
"How about with a picture of women women focused on and laughing at a handsome man?"
"Perfect!"

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

Actually, that's a perfect photo illustration. Ladies night has never been about ladies.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

Sigh. I know.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

ladies night seems like an arcane concept to me for some reason, or maybe I just don't hang out in places that have them

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

There will always be ladies' night as long as there are meat market bars.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

arcane? anachronistic? whatever, I didn't realize that places still did that xp

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

Arcane works better, IMO. Anachronism is more about juxtaposing technology (or even ideas, I guess) into a time where it either didn't exist yet, or no longer exists. I assure you, ladies night still exists.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

There was a shithole club in Greensboro, NC that had ladies night in which the minimum age of entry for women was 21, but for men it was 26.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Also, they had a dress code that was basically a list of all styles and brands that happened to be popular among African American men at the time.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

It's like getting into heaven. There are rules. They need to maintain a certain atmosphere.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

baaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffff

I'm feeling bitter about gender and the media right now because I was trying to get into the TV show Eureka, but despite its diverse cast and inclusion of women in major roles, it was really disappointing to me. It failed the Bechdel Test spectacularly (for the most part, the women don't talk to each other, but they do have a cat fight!) and none of the recurring female characters are scientists. In a show set in a town that is populated entirely by geniuses and scientists, the main female characters include a DOJ employee (married to a scientist), a therapist (fucking a scientist), a cop (ditto), and a 15-year-old (thankfully, not ditto). Even in the opening credits where they show dudes doing crazy future science stuff with awesome technology, the only woman is carrying groceries next to her dog-walking robot.

Not even Dreamy Colin Ferguson could save it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

The N Club had a floor for guys' entry??? God.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah! I bitched about it on a blog I had at the time and a bunch of N Club apologists had some angry words for me in the comments.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Hey guess what? Got a new dry-errrrr!

(sung to the tune of "Baby's on Fire")

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

Throw the old one in the wa-ter.

jaymc, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't have to. Some time between 7 am when I put out the cat poop and 11:30 when the new dryer delivery people came, someone managed to come into our back yard and carry away the old dryer without me even noticing. Whoops.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Drying your cloo-oothes
Glad the old one did not slaughter

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

guys i love that song so much
has anyone of note ever covered it?

in other news: i heard the new twilight singers song on the radio today and it was SO GOOD!!

(i'm in a good mood
can you tell?)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsI25Btoxl4

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

fake fics covered "needle in the camels eye" but not "baby's on fire"

superpitcher covered baby's on fire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3IjT_iUho

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

superpitcher apparently does not know the word "heifer," it sounds like he sings "hever" each time

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh dear
wtf is a hever

juanita and jua-an

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

The 3Ds do a great cover of baby's on fire (this is actually how I first heard the song)

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

you give me hever
when you kiss me
hever when you hold me tight
Hever
In the morning
hever all through the night

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

it's probably a pretty hard song to cover because it's just two chords back and forth, not a lot of structure to play around with. plus you're never going to beat the original guitar solo.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the Superpitcher cover is the only one I know.

jaymc, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

googling tells me that's on the album prior to the one i have
what a terrible name! hellzapoppin?!
i like(d) the venus trail a lot though

the solo is the best part of the song! you're right -- cannot be beat.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

i have really strong memories of driving lost through a horrific thunderstorm in the mountains of western NC listening to that song
it was really dramatic

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

I actually think the 3ds cover was a b-side, not on an album (though could be some kind of re-issue I guess)

The Venus Trail was my favorite album when I was 18 and then I lent it to the first girl I ever kissed and then she stopped talking to me and so I never saw the CD again (bought a used copy a couple years later though).

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lievznYmRm1qhajmxo1_400.jpg

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

the chicago segway tour is wilder than i thought

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

lincoln hall is a pretty good venue, right? thinking about going to see bill callahan in july

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I've only been there two or three times, but it's nice. Good acoustics. Kicking myself a little for missing Destroyer there the other night.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

I liked Lincoln Hall. It's nice that it has the front bar section in addition to the auditorium.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

where should sarah, the baby and i go for lunch today? i'm bored of the usual places

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Mexican?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

specifically...

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

Revolution Brewing if you haven't been yet. They have a lot of veg/vegan options.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Taqueria Moran?

xp

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

A Part pizza or Los f'ing Nopales.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

babies don't post restaurant reviews so i don't know where they like to go, sorry

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

we've gotten A Part pizza sometimes, it's pretty decent but one time i got their four-cheese pizza and ate it and it kind of grossed me out, i think it was just too much cheese

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Then Los Nopales.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

craft beer sale at binny's y'all

i just bought a bottle of amaro and have made some delicious italian manhattans.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

My dad and my mom's bf both got me beer for my birthday, lol.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

A Part's 4 cheese pizza is unusual b/c the 4 cheeses are sectioned off. I like their crust, but it's so thin that it gets cold in seconds.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

i think when we moved to this neighborhood we got a part pizza more frequently, now we usually do la villa or robey's

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

A Part's 4 cheese pizza is unusual b/c the 4 cheeses are sectioned off

They have a veggie pizza that is like this, too. I thought it was a slip-up in the kitchen until I read that it was supposed to be like that.

Btw, that pizza we ordered from A Part is, IIRC, the only pizza I can recall ordering with Kr. We usu. have a TJ's frozen pizza every couple weeks, though.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Could somebody with a current cell # for Kenan call/text him and tell him I'm going to be a few minutes late?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

(meeting him for lunch and to pick up a lovely photo he is donating to a silent auction fundraiser, in case any of youse are getting ideas.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Calling.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

One ringy-dingy....

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe I should have waited till he answered.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

OK, message delivered.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

Message received. Loud and clear.

Loud and clear.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Guys its disgusting outside right now. I always forget that when it really rains, an umbrella is absolutely useless 94% of the time in this city.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

I know! It's either too windy, or the rain is more like a soaking, swirling mist that has no regard for barriers to vertical descent.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Man, this train car smells like somebody's butt.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yep. I'm going to have to scavenge the office for an umbrella.

Shitty weather for season opening day, too.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

xp - whose?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's snowing here. there is snow on the ground.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

xp - whose?

Yo mama's

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

feisty friday

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

attn Jordan

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/stew/chi-30-sandwiches-30-days-from-play-20110331,0,5952085.photogallery

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwenhsusL1qh74zbo1_500.png

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

Jor - Didn't realize Clyde Stubblefield lives in your town until reading the NY Times this week.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Excuse me? Attenion JESSE!!

xp - oh god

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

I want right now: 1 croque monsieur and 1 banh mi.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

I was just thinking jordan has become known as a great lover of sandwiches

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

also I'm sad to say I have had exactly none of those... been to a lot of the establishments, though

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

I've had Nhu Lan's lemongrass tofu banh mi. May have had Hopleaf's CB+J, but I don't remember.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

La Unica! I love that place as a store, but I have never eaten there.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

Chicago knows how to make a sangwich.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

we talked about going to nhu lan today, but we're both kind of iffy about banh mi. HOWEVER, we're going to be right over there tomorrow morning and that sandiwich looks pretty good so maybe i'll go pick one up.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

I looove the tofu sandiwich at Ba Le.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

in case the suspense was killing anyone, we decided not to go out for lunch since the baby's been sick and it's cold and rainy out. but i went to sultan's market and got falafel sandwiches and lentil soup, which was nice since it's been a couple of years since we've had sultan's market

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

i'm iffy about veggie banh mi because they usually have cucumbers and mayo, two things i'm not crazy about.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

nice. i am a great lover of sandwiches.

had a great croque monsieur (w/salad and fries) for brunch last weekend, and i loved Ba Le. i had the vietnamese pork sandwich and an avocado smoothie (which was kind of amazing).

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

can't remember if it's been mentioned here but there is a new sultan's opening over by ronny's, or so I have heard

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

girl you know i would not order a sandiwich with mayo
ba le has one without mayo

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

my gf had this one and it was really good (maybe you could order it sans mayo):

Veggie avocado
( fried tofu, fresh avocado, swiss cheese, mayonnaise, house pickle daikon, & carrot, lettuce, tomato, olive, vinegar, jalapeno, red onion, cilantro, soy sauce, salt & pepper )

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

Jor - Didn't realize Clyde Stubblefield lives in your town until reading the NY Times this week.

yup, he's played every monday here for years and years.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

but i'm not going to be near ba le. i'm going to be near nhu lan.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

I've had the Old Town Social pork belly Reuben, hannahs apple thyme Brie, and that's it.

Jeff, Friday, 1 April 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197305_10150148161101896_509986895_6705622_4642139_n.jpg

about to be reminded that malort sucks and no one should consume it

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

i'm iffy about veggie banh mi because they usually have cucumbers and mayo, two things i'm not crazy about.

The veggie banh mis at Nhu Lan don't have mayo. As a result, though, they're a little dry, so I usu add some sriracha.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

The look on your face!

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I have to account for my working hours for the month of April because I'm now working for two separate firms and they want to know who gets charged more for me. What do I do all day???? I've been loco busy all week, including part of today, but doing what?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think I might write a lengthy piece on the race and class issues implied in the songs on Steely Dan's Gaucho album. The sex and drugs are up front and obvious, but you also have a man saying to the much younger female in the front seat of his car who has taken over the radio, "Turn that jungle music down, just until we're out of town." The character is from a generation where such offhanded, racially loaded remarks weren't out of place. And the Gaucho of the title song -- something tells me he's not an authentic Argentinean gaucho. He's an ostentatious gay man of some brownish hue, of which the narrator says, "I'll drop him near the freeway. Doesn't he have a home?"

Just thoughts. Thoughts I have no one to talk with about.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

I would totally read that.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

The look on your face!

It's the pre-Malort face. Anxious anticipation of the period of bad that you know is on the way, even if there's going to be fun involved later. Like when you're about to drop acid.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, just divide your billing between ILE and ILTMI.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

I have to account for my time every week -- in terms of which tasks and projects I'm working on -- and I hate it. Especially since there are things I'll work on for like 10 minutes here and there in between other things. If I were smart, I would keep track as I go along, but instead I do it on Monday morning, desperately trying to reconstruct the previous week's schedule.

jaymc, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Every time I have ever had to track tasks/hours I have done the same thing. I hate it.

Nick I swear we are like the yin yang of food preferences.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

xpost If there's one thing I truly do hate about this job, and there honestly aren't many, it's the Monday morning project update report. I have the choice of either listing all the steps involved in everything I did all week, which no one else really understands or cares about, or having a list of five or six things, which looks puny. I'd optimally err on the side of over-explaining, but god what a waste of time.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

God, if I had to track my time at work, I'd go insane.

I just saw a kid riding a unicycle in circles in front of a church

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

Probably mostly of interest to Jesse - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2011/4/1hitchens.html

I can't decide if this is too precious or if I love it. That kind of describes McSweeney's in general, come to think of it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

I just saw a kid riding a unicycle in circles in front of a church

Imagining this as a pre-set project task in Peoplesoft...

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

i have to track my time at work. i'm just lucky that you don't have to log time spent in the bathroom.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

huh huh you said "log"

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

log time

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

No.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think any of you would like my job.

Jeff, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

^^^stayed at a dude's apartment in seattle while on tour and he had one of these in his bathroom, complete with earnest entries by himself and his girlfriend

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Again: no.

Speaking of poop, some wonderful person smeared poop on one of our bathroom stall walls, so that was a cool discovery I made.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Who hasn't done that during a stressful workday can cast the first stone.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

I'll go ahead and start, then.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Maybes it's Vosges chocolate and it's an April Fools joke.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I'm teasing you, Jenn, but with great sympathy.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

er, Jenny

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, way to be brand specific w/ the Voges.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Vosges.
Vogues.
*vogues*

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I always use hersheys when I perform similar april fools jokes because it is cheaper

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

With gourmet chocolate, it's like "That's disgusting...and smells like lemongrass, pink sea salt, and Mo's bacon...hmm..."

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

I'm glad I didn't have to go to work today bcz I fear/loathe april fool's jokes
but now I have to drive to Midway
which is surely god's joke on me

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

that's poetry!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

that's poetry!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

that's poetly!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

lol that toilet book image... "look inside"

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

that was actually written by william carlos williams, I admit my theft

xp

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Owen and Engine: A+

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

ok i got the lemongrass tofu banh mi from nhu lan this morning and it was delicious. my new favorite.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'm about to eat a Santo burger.

Jeff, Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Which is basically a burger and Italian beef sandwich combined.

Jeff, Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

My banh mi craving is still going strong, and the lemongrass tofu one sounds very appealing.

I liked that Waste Land piece, but it seems I've got a couple gaps in my knowledge of it. Yesterday I was waiting for the bus, trying to think of a way to refresh the "April is the cruelest month" joke, but coming up short. My favorite Waste Land joke ever was on The Simpsons when Lisa goes to a poetry reading where the sound check went "Check, check, April is the cruelest month."

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think any of you would like my job.

― Jeff, Friday, April 1, 2011 4:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You have to log your time in detail?

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

Last night I made tacos, so today's lunch: tortas. I was inspired by that 30 sandwiches article, so this is what I made:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5582626706_ca445ae383.jpg

On the left side: grilled chicken (thighs, cast iron grill pan) w/chile guajillo & ancho, pico de gallo
On the right side: pepper jack + mixed cheese (not enough of each so I had to blend) and jalapeños

cross section: (stupid blurry iphone pic, sorry)
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5014/5582627852_d9f31cd517.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

more like brunch i guess if it's not even noon and i'm posting this

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

You have to log your time in detail?

No, but I was making assumptions based on everyone's reaction to logging time. These were pure speculation and most likely incorrect. So maybe people would love my job. I'm going to be hiring an intern if anyone wants to pretend to be a college kid, work 20 hours a week, and do everything I tell you.

Jeff, Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

That sandwich looks AMAZING right now.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff, I like logging/documenting some things (documents, progress of a case, events, casts of characters, plus various stuff in my personal life), but accounting for every hour (or almost every hour) is not something I like.

I was busting my ass yesterday morning, but when it came time to describe what was keeping me so busy, I had a hard time articulating what I did in a way that made sense. (Despite taking ILX, IM, and web surfing breaks, I do a hell of a lot of work, so it's not like I don't like accounting for my work b/c I'm a slacker!)

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

Oh hello, Addison stop. Thank you for reminding me why I was dreading baseball season.

It smells like beeeerrrrrr on heeerrrrreeee

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

it smells like beer in here
so you best hold your nose

(i wish/this was my stop/so wanna kick these foooools off)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

alternately:

oh god/it smells like rot/i wanna take my nose off

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

1. I was wondering if yesterday's game was the reason my phone was useless in that area, despite having 4-5 bars. (Katie, Court, and my iPhones were useless in NOLA, which friend in NOLA told me happens every time is a big event there. Which is like, ALWAYS.)

2. Came here to post how my sister-in-law is a DB.

She relies on my brother for money, but she reminds him frequently that they are "not husband and wife or even boyfriend and girlfriend, only roommates." Also, she posts really awful shit about him on FB, but doesn't realize that her account is completely public, so he can read up on her opinions of him. She recently asked him to pay for hCG injections.

A bunch of her family members have been doing hCG and losing tons of weight very quickly. After telling her that request was a lot to ask of her "roommate," he pointed out that maybe the reason her family was dropping pounds so quickly was due to the calorie-restricted diet that the doctors mandated during the course of treatment. Calorie-restricted = 500 calories a day.

She told FB his opinion, and her family's consensus was that he was foolish and ignorant for ignoring the clear cause and effect at work.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

tl;dr: I just talked to my brother and he needs a divorce tout de suite.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I seem to not know how paragraphs work.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Thunder. Whoa. The cats and I are all wide-eyed and terrified by the first, terrifying thundercrack.

I went into the coffee shop at 6:30 and it was chilly, but came out at 8:00 and it was 75 and muggy and now it's chilly again.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

Update: now it's muggy again.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

It's doing that cold and humid thing. ;_; <-- sweat, not tears

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

Huh.

Dear Valued Overstock.com Customer,

Your state is one of a handful that have recently passed laws attempting to collect sales tax on Internet purchases. We believe these laws are unconstitutional. As a result of the passage of these laws, we have decided to stop working with marketing affiliates in your state, and instead, we’re giving you money we would have paid those businesses.

Because you’re a valued customer, we are giving you a Club O Rewards membership for free (normal price = $19.95), and depositing $10 into your Club O Rewards account. No further action is required; this has already been applied to your account.

This Club O thing gets me free shipping all the time, which might come in handy, and some kind of rewards thing, that I will never use. I just find this response kind of interesting.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

sweat, not tears

And thankfully not blood.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

Not yet.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

My recent research into the characters and back-story of "Yacht Rock" (much more careful than ever before) has led me back to two favorite albums, extremely different, and both produced by the same man -- Ted Templeton. He was at the time known for his extremely clean, sharp sound. The two albums are the first Van Halen record, which of course I've heard a thousand times but am paying special attention to now, and Van Morrison's Tupelo Honey.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

I thought so! I'm honestly glad someone else does, too. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

Why do I feel that Abe disapproves of us all? Is it just me?

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5109/5588861252_c501a7a38a_z.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

a professor i had used to say that he would walk up the big hill on campus backwards, so that abe could see his ass

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

(due to abe being racist iirc)

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

I always like stories about quietly awesome people who history forgot. Yesterday I read a little about this lady: http://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/alumni/mary-watson-whitney.html
She's in the middle of this group of astronomy students.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/4724994730_ac90f2d40e.jpg

One of her students wrote a seminal textbook about stars!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

Re Overstock.com
I don't understand how their decision to cut off IL marketing affiliates is supposed to work. There seems to be a piece of explanation missing? Or is it me?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

amanda, that's a good lookin' sandwich. last night my gf made kind of a Valentina mushroom roux to dress up some Trader Joe's tamales.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

why thank you!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

There's a neat history of women astronomers in the late 19th century. Some were hired as essentially clerical workers but went on to make great strides in the field.

jaymc, Monday, 4 April 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Neat!

Harvard Computers. I like that.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

Re Overstock.com
I don't understand how their decision to cut off IL marketing affiliates is supposed to work. There seems to be a piece of explanation missing? Or is it me?

I don't either. I mostly thought the "WAH sales tax is unconstitutional" part was funny. Although I do apprec the free shipping.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

i'm old school, my favorite female astronomer is caroline herschel

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Are they (and other online retailers) suing? Which part of the Xonstitution? (rhetorical questions, unless you happen to know)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

*C not *X

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha Xonstitution -- that's like the secret document that Nic Cage is racing time to find

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha

Jesse, I don't know. Everything I can find on it comes either from the overstock.com press release or conservative blogs. That leads me to believe it is perfectly constitutional.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

All the tax stuff is in Art I, but I don't know which part is applicable here. Maybe it's an overbreadth-type claim? Constitutional tax law is about as far removed from my area of knowledge as you can get. I'd have a better shot with riparian law.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

there's some info here, re: Amazon, which has made similar moves: http://blogs.forbes.com/janetnovack/2011/03/10/illinois-governor-signs-amazon-internet-sales-tax-law/

Under a 1992 U.S. Supreme Court ruling, only sellers with a physical presence (“nexus” in taxspeak) in a state are required to collect that state’s sales taxes. Just shipping into a state by say, FedEx or UPS, isn’t enough to establish nexus. Consumers buying online still owe “use” (meaning sales) tax to their states, but few bother to pay. The Illinois Department of Revenue figures it loses between $153 million and $170 million in revenue a year from Internet sales on which taxes are due, but not collected.

The new Illinois law is modeled on one adopted by New York in 2008. While Amazon has been challenging (so far unsuccessfully) the constitutionality of that law in court, it has kept its New York affiliates and now collects New York sales tax on purchases shipped to the Empire State. (It also collects for shipments to its home state of Washington, as well as North Dakota, Kansas, and Kentucky.) After Rhode Island and North Carolina adopted copycat “Amazon” laws in 2009, Amazon ended its marketing deals with sites based in those states. It also jettisoned affiliates based in Colorado, which adopted a law requiring Internet sellers who don’t collect sales tax to report sales to the state. (A federal judge has issued a preliminary injunction blocking the Colorado law.) In addition to California, the states of Arizona, Connecticut, Hawaii, Minnesota, Mississippi, and Vermont are all now considering Amazon laws.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 4 April 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

the amazon sales tax thing is the reason why all of the sales staff of the place where R works are moving to indiana

I say amazon needs to burn in hell but what do I know

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 4 April 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

What have you got against Amazon? (Or is it just the tax thing.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks, Nick. That's pretty innerestin.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

xp the tax thing, among other things. they are terrible corporate citizens.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 4 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, there are plenty of reasons to hate amazon, many of them outlined here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon.com_controversies

"Amazon has opposed efforts by trade unions to organize in both the United States and the United Kingdom. In 2001, 850 employees in Seattle were laid off by Amazon.com after a unionization drive."

I'm also pissed off at their refusal to allow Kindles to work with library ebook lending systems, but,then, I would be.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, thats the number one reason I'm going with a Nook over the Kindle.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

Nook + Kindle = Noodle?

SB Nation (Eazy), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

who wants to design an album cover for me?

looks like my commute will be getting shorter; i'm eventually moving to the bensenville campus, which is right behind o'hare. will probably also have more actual work to do.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 4 April 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

Both of those things sound good!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 4 April 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

ahhhh bring on the good news
banish the bad news

our electricity is on again, so that's good

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

On the door of Borders Uptown.

http://i.imgur.com/Hod89.png

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 4 April 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 4 April 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

One hears on the Internet that other Borders that are closing have these signs up, too.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

I've taken 4 typing tests at 2 different websites and got 63 WPM twice and 66 twice. Tell me how many WPM do you type!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

100% accuracy twice, 95% once, and 98% once.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think I can break 40 if I try real hard.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

That surprises me, I thought you'd be really fast.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

I still want to hear from the rest of you.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know how many i can do, i think i'm fairly fast but i make a lot of mistakes.
sarah said she got 79 wpm last time she was tested.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

meh, typing is so passe, I just will my computer to do things

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

I've only been tested once in the past 20 years, and I think I was ~40 words per minute. Could be wrong though. And I make plenty of mistakes, probably.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

I thought I was an adequate but average/slow typist, but 63-66 wpm is pretty good, I found. Wikipedia says n one study of average computer users, the average rate for transcription was 33 words per minute, and only 19 words per minute for composition.[2] In the same study, when the group was divided into "fast", "moderate" and "slow" groups, the average speeds were 40 wpm, 35 wpm, and 23 wpm respectively.
An average professional typist reaches 50 to 70 wpm, while some positions can require 80 to 95

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

87 wpm, 97% accuracy

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

Based on three minutes of the "astronaut" test on typingtest.org, so that is with getting irritated at the content of the test itself.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

My ninth grade typing teacher must be ashamed of me and my lack of typing prowess

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

106 WPM, 100% accuracy. I don't actually type that fast, though.

jaymc, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Man, they need those typing skills in Afghanistan.

SB Nation (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, John. That's incredible.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

I can't find "Astronaut" on the test.org. I did it last night, but now I can't find it. I'd like to see how I do on a regular keyboard instead of my laptop.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. It was typingtest.com. Still 66 wpm.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

90 wpm, 90% accuracy

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

(for "aesop's fables" typingtest)

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

after graduating college i applied at a temp agency, and i had to take a typing test. it was weird feeling that after four years of school, fast typing (thanks to that third grade class) was still my most marketable skill.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

I thought that happened to everyone. (everyone I know, at least, incl me)

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Me, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

also it was an incredibly thrilling & dramatic typing test, since i really needed a job. best typing of my life, it was all downhill from there.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Btw, my 100% accuracy on the astronaut test is because I actually backspaced and corrected myself.

jaymc, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

I did too. If it would have allowed me to use Ctrl+Backspace I would have done better.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

At one temp agency I had to take a typing test on a manual typewriter.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

To eliminate those corrections that you'll never have access in real life.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Ctrl+Backspace

Huh, would you look at

jaymc, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

soooooooooooo boooooooooooooooored

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

here, paginate this journal for me

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

The first volume of the "Yacht Rock" soundtrack that I spent several hours putting together last week and gave to a coworker has apparently gone over big. Apparently it's brilliant, according to him and all of his friends.

So that settles it. It's official. I'm brilliant.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Share your brilliance with me?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be happy to! I'm still working on volume two, but volume one is available and ready for CD burning or Megaupload ACC file action.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Or mp3, but GarageBand won't let you put song breaks into an mp3, so it's a little less convenient. And you're an Apple/iPhone person, anyway, so.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck. Took the Blue train the wrong way again! I'm approaching Grand and Milwaukee.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Don't get off the train there. It's a weird dead zone.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

I've noticed in the past week that data on my phone works when I'm underground on the red line. Not sure when this started; never did before.

SB Nation (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

Everyone is running wires down there now. Look carefully, and you'll notice a thick green wire along the inside of the tunnel -- that's what that is, I'm pretty sure.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I can't prove this, mind you.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be happy to! I'm still working on volume two, but volume one is available and ready for CD burning or Megaupload ACC file action.

Some kind of file thing prob works? I don't know. A CD seems pointless as I would just rip it anyway. Perhaps Jeff could step in here and help us make this happen.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Write a cue file then use cue splitter

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

I've noticed in the past week that data on my phone works when I'm underground on the red line. Not sure when this started; never did before.

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one whose phone doesn't work underground. Stupid Sprint.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

But mine is Sprint too, and it's working now!

SB Nation (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

I'll have to try it tomorrow! I've given up on trying long ago.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I know the feeling, as a longtime Sprint man myself. Can't guarantee complete success, but it's working a bit in those underground tunnels.

SB Nation (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

I want yacht rock mix!
Make it happen.

So tired.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

Also -- fans of Mamas and Papas and/or Free Design and/or cloudy-sunny day music should listen to The Groop
I put it on grooveshark for u
xposted

speaking of sunshine pop, it's spring and i couldn't find this on grooveshark, so i added it...for you! and you, and you, and you. and you over there.
"haunted places" and " i try to think of you when i can" are my personal favorites

The Groop

― Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 7:33 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

Never heard them, but IIRC, they were inspirations for Stereolab (who nicked "The Groop" as a way of referring to themselves).

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, more info:
The Groop Played "Midnight Cowboy" Music

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, you would totally like them!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

xp Which I now see you posted on!

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

I'm listening to the disappointing* new High Llamas album right now, so I'll check it out shortly...

*Probably goes w/o saying these days, desafortunadamente.

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

The Groop is totally dreamy. Listen to "I Try to Think of You When I Can"

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

I emailed Jenny and Amanda witha link to my Yacht Rock mix.

I think my happiest discovery from this batch of songs was "How Do the Fools Survive" by the Doobie Brothers. Michael McDonald is playing the part of God, looking down and shaking his head. In fact that's an aside at one point in the song: "I'm shaking my head." The bridge goes, "Why do they come and ask for more?/They got stars they don't have wishes for/They're just giving up their blame to me." It's a fantastic pop song, and the lyrics are something I didn't see coming from The Doobies.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

The structure and production of the song is clean and complex enough for Steely Dan, actually. But Steely Dan's lyrics make even McDonald's most insightful musings seem ham-fisted. He's a voice, not a genius.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

Lesliebian and I were in Tuesday Morning a couple of weeks ago and "What a Fool Believes" came on and I got super excited and without really thinking through the consequences, belted out the "is always better than nothing" part, startling Leslie, myself, and a number of Tuesday Morning shoppers. This is the power of Yacht Rock.

Thanks for the mix! Super excited, you guys.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

Me too! I may dig out my England Dan/JFC record just for the chill of it.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

I'll take a copy of that mix, too, thankyouverymuch.

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.suntimes.com/news/4678130-417/incumbent-aldermen-tossed-out.html

His eyes wet, Stone, leaning on a cane Tuesday night at his ward headquarters, found himself in a unique position since he joined the Council in 1973.

“I’m up against the machine,” Stone said of his race against accountant Debra Silverstein. Silverstein was backed by Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel and her husband, state Sen. Ira Silverstein, who is also the 50th Ward Democratic committeeman.

“I used to be the machine,” Stone said.

Kinda sad, mostly LOL

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

As the machine turns.

Jeff, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

Nick have you ever listened to Sun City Girls? They seem like a band you might like.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

Wait I think we talked about this in your backyard maybe? Sarah's bday?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

i've heard a little bit of sun city girls. i have one of their older albums, which has one song that i really love on it, where they cover some traditional malaysian (?) song. i also listened to their last album, which was nice but started to blend together after a while. i remember really liking their use of back-up vocals.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

the song i loved was "borongku si derita" but it's not on youtube or grooveshark

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

i should listen to them more, they're just one of those bands that are intimidating to get into because they have a huge back catalog and no real consensus on which are the necessary albums

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Have you listened to Grotto of Miracles? The song "Radio Morocco"? That's one I think you would like.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

no i haven't heard that album.

apparently the song i like is sumatran, not malaysian. allmusic has no record of the SCG's cover of it, oddly.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

listen to radio morocco first this is the grooveshark link btw

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

i'll listen to it later, sarah's watching a shitty british movie right now

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

ok

also kenan the intro to your mix genuinely made me smile
this is super sweet, like when i heard "25 or 6 to 4" on the radio the other day

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

This is not a criticism of Kenan's mix, which 1) I recognize tracks with the Yacht Rock episodes and 2) I'm enjoying immensely, but listening to this mix reminded me of my main issue with Yacht Rock as a touchstone for AM Gold/soft rock hits. They are too focused on a few big artists and so I think miss the real heart of the genre, which are the single hits by the likes of Steve Forber, Paul Davis, Firefall, Pablo Cruise, Gary Wright, Bob Welch, Chicago ILX style icon Robbie Dupree, Seals and Croft and on and on. These are the songs that we grooved to as kids, before we realized how completely cheesy they were, and then we forgot about as music became a Thing, until we heard them on a coworker's softrock radio station and realized, "I love this song, and I know all the words, but I have no idea what it is or who does it!" So we googled the lyrics and found out it's Gary Wright and were like "Who the shit is that?" but after we looked him up on You Tube we realized he is connected to a whole underground lake of songs that have been living in our subconscious, just waiting for us to remember, since we were seven and first heard them coming from the mono speaker in the dashboard of our mom's burnt orange Volkswagen Rabbit.

Or maybe that's just me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Not just you. Bob Welch forever.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yacht Rock misses the forest, you know? It's hilarious on its own terms, don't get me wrong, but to truly appreciate soft rock, you've got to go digging through the crates.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

May I please have a link to the Kenan Yacht Rock mix? Thanks in advance ..

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

almost like being there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WQNMWBSGUQ

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Jenny, I totally agree with your post. Totally. It's just that the show's main character is Michael McDonald, and the mix is a soundtrack to that show specifically. (And damn if he isn't on almost every single goddamn track.)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Which you understand already, but I'm just sayin'.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm Alright" is a freakin' great song.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda's video makes me realize how much more acceptable it once was to be a shirtless dude at a rock concert. You don't get much of that anymore.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

or you're just going to the wrong concerts for scoping shirtless dudes

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Time to rethink my whole strategy.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

I suggest attending some state fairs.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Why do you hate me so much?

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

A like a little grit in my Yacht Rock. Like, Don Johnson alone on the yacht, at night, alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-sh8V9Pzok

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

There's no hate here! Where else are you going to get shirtless dudes rocking out to old bands AND a fried candybar on a stick? xp

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGQmkhjzvEY

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Meanwhile, shitless dudes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AnRrOgJFf4

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

Dan: I was kidding.

Eazy: That is a single solitary shirtless dude. Who is the lead singer, so he's allowed.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Like, Don Johnson alone on the yacht, at night, alone.

Masturbating, apparently.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm Alright" is a freakin' great song.

I distinctly remember "I'm Alright" being my favorite song.

Other favorite songs of my early youth include:

Fox on the Run - Sweet
Magic - Pilot
Dreamer - Supertramp
Witchy Woman - The Eagles

I have a ridiculous urge to travel en masse to a state fair, get loaded, and dance around to whatever washed up rock band is headlining. I'm sure I've mentioned this, but my DE State Fair performance highlights include Air Supply and Mr. Mister.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

TITTWI expose the terrible tendencies of my musical taste.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

you guys look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJg_hdUZso

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

fuck i just came up with the best album name: "black meta"

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

last year the UP state fair (yes there is such a thing) featured Everclear and the Oak Ridge Boys, hopefully simultaneously

also featured was a 'miracle of life' live birthing exposition featuring cows, horses, pigs, and chickens giving birth

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

shiiiiiit the IL state fair had Blondie and Cheap Trick

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

zomg yacht rockers, MN state fair concert lineup includes one STEELY DAN

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

btw the MN state fair is awes

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

xp Ok wait. Those are great bands.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

did you guys watch that chicago video?!
dudes are totes topless

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

looks like the wisconsin state fair gets mc hammer/tone loc, whitesnake/skid row, and the turtles.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

mc hammer/tone loc, whitesnake/skid row, and the turtles.
lol

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

some mutant hybrid of mc hammer/tone loc, a matted blob of hair, and...the turtles

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

WE LOVE YOU WISCONSIN!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Steely Dan at Ravinia for two nights, August 12 & 13. How many tickets should I buy?

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Well, they go on sale the 27th, so you can mull over it for a while longer.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Turtles are at the MN fair too. Also Train, Maroon 5, Toby fucking Keith, Def fucking Leppard.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

xp Tickets for reserved seating are $85 a pop, so I'll either have to love you a LOT to buy your ticket, or you'll have to love Steely Dan as much as I do to buy a ticket with me. But I'm not sitting on the damn lawn. This will be the highlight of my year, and it's worth an extra $50 to have a chair and be able to see the band.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shiiiit.

I would go and stand in that area right behind the amphitheatre and watch the band from a distance.

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

OK, what, Hall and Oates are going to be at Ravinia this year, too?
http://www.ravinia.org/ViewDate.aspx?show=267

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yes sir they are. I'd rather see Steely Dan, though. The ticket prices are steep either way, and even though there's a Metra that will take you right there, it's a good chunk of transit time there and back. Gotta pick my battles.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd rather see Steely Dan, too.

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

If someone would make Hall and Oates Parking Lot doc I would be much obliged.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

This could be my year for Ravinia. John, if you and Kr go dressed as Hall and Oates, I'll buy your tickets.

Also, if Def Lep played Pyromania straight through and then encored with Let It Go/Me and My Wine, I would go see them in a heartbeat.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Bringin' on the heartaaaaaaaaache yeah, yeah, yeah

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

i finally broke out of my south loop lunch rut -- the solution: cafecito. thanks to whoever posted that 30 sandwiches in 30 days article upthread!

robotsinlove, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

un cafecito sounds good about now

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

I posted the article upthread, it also inspired me to go give Z&H another chance. Went to their 47th street location yesterday and had an awesome sandwich with serrano ham and quince paste, among other things.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Where are other good lunch places in the South Loop? I need new recs to break my weekly grind.

I too am interested in hearing this awesome Yacht Rock mix.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Cafecito, Epic Burg.

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Done Epic Burg quite a bit, its good. Have to give Cafecito a go.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone try the Indian joint next door to the Burg?

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

"cafecito" link leads to http://www.mywebsite.com/

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

I'm hear to find fault.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

^^^you used the wrong form of "hear", mr fault-finder

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

hear xpost

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

xp Jesse, I am laughing at you. Not just near you.

:)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

OH

MY

GOD.

Also: LOL.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

One of my professional goals is to find or make up a wonderful salutation for formally addressing a group of people of mixed or unknown sex. When writing to lawyers, it's easy: "Dear Counsel:" (I especially love that "counsel" seems to stay the same in both singular and plural). But what about when you're writing to a Chris Smith, Terry Jones, Pat Doe, and Leslie Fingerbottom??

I want a solution!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

Sup:

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man:

Website of a burbs law firm: We serve clients with integrity of heart, clarity of mind, and God centered compassion.

All but one of their attorneys' bios say "...is an active member of [his or her] church." The founding partners' bios say that they started the firm based on "a vision to begin a practice based upon the foundation of their common Christian faith."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

^^^you used the wrong form of "hear", mr fault-finder

I read that as "my fault-finder" which for some reason made me LOL and LOL.

Fontano's on Jackson bw State and Wabash is good for subs (reminiscent of a proper east coast sub, too).

I went to Petro's Diner today (which i do not recommend in the least, but the Marquette Diner on Washington is closed and I had a hankering for grilled cheese and fries) and the waitress called me and all other female patrons "dear lady," as in "Would you like more iced tea, dear lady?" and she was super nice and v perky. A woman at another table remarked "You are so pleasant!" and the waitress immediately responded "You're so pretty!"

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Quick! Someone register "myfaultfinder.com"!

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, the ridiculous quizzes we could put there. Oh, the ad revenue. Just think of it.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, oh, j/v/c, Wao Bao on Van Buren over by the Board of Trade is good, too.

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, that's a million-dollar idea.

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Let's all get a $56,000 house in the U.P. together and run this thing.

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

xp It honestly, no-joking-around could be.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

i will literally do almost anything to get out of making a presentation next week, so why don't i go scout locations for this lucrative enterprise. i will try to ride my bike to michigan, someone will find me rambling by the side of the road eating peanuts from a plastic bag i carry in my pocket, they will institutionalize me, and i won't have to go to this conference. how's that.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

It snowed like 6 inches up there on Monday, remember that.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

I can do snow. Well... I've learned. I imagine the UP would be higher education in that area.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

Actually, it got too warm for me in the office today, so I took off my cardigan, and now I've been asked twice why I'm running around in a tight black t-shirt. I admit, it's not business attire.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

At least I still match.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

sorry i'm no good at ilx - and i'm still talking about lunch in the s. loop. i was excited about a new falafel/shawarma place on jackson, tahini. unfortunately, it isn't that great a deal for the price. i'd rather go to oasis cafe but it's a bit of a walk from my building.

robotsinlove, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Go to Beef 'n' Brandy.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

^^

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

i miss the tokyo lunchbox
their veggie udon was so good

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

There is a TLB here in the JRTC. Come have lunch w/ me some time. I need to give you an autographable copy of a certainly recently published book, anyway.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

i want to disappear into the yukon and come back maybe next...wednesday?
i'm pretty much never downtown, and it is a serious journey, so i would be happy to meet somewhere in between tbh. will coordinate with you once tuesday is done and over.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

Ok I feel better about this afternoon. Me and the department boss (Assistant Dean, war vet, compulsive prankster) were standing in the head designers office (hockey player, D+D-game organizer, ever-so-slightly butch lesbian) when this exchange occurred. I'm squatting on the floor, legs apart.

John: We used to kick guys in the balls when they sat like that. They'd jump three feet and be sore for days.

Me: Well, surely not not every time. It depends on how low they were hanging to begin with.

Tori: Ok, both of you, OUT!

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

hearty lulz.

JuliaA, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

hurty ballz.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

Haha.

Why were you squatting in Tori's office?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Also, you first said you "were standing" in her office, then your story changed and you were squatting. Frankly this inconsistency calls everything into question.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

We therefore find the witness's testimony to lack credibility and be unreliable. As such, we find his version of events to be unpersuasive.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

In light of these findings, we order that he be hanged from the neck until dead.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone know which business or organization this sign might be for?

http://i.imgur.com/iONOH.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

Whatever it is, it's being built at the former B&N next door to the new TJ on Diversey. (I'm obsessed with that block, I know.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.statefarm.com/nextdoor/The-Next-Door-Experience.pdf

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

UGH. I was really hoping for something useful. Like an Ann Taylor Loft or Steamworks for Geriatrics.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

I know, it seems like the most useless thing ever. But I doubt it will take up the entire space?

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

The boards are up over the whole thing, so I think it will. Wow, that's some garbage.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

I am feeling a disproportionate amount of disappointment about this news. State Farm? Man. I saw classes and community and thought maybe it was a community center or city college annex, which would have been super. I mean, not as good as a geriatric bath house, but better than an insurance company.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

What is with you people and steamy naked old people? You're all sick in the head.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm more disappointed in all the expensive condos going up in the lots around our place. This market doesn't need more expensive condos.

Jeff, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, did people hear the word "recovery" and decide that we immediately needed more luxury condos? Ridiculous.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

No, but in the long term we do need more housing, and what's luxury now may be affordable or even public housing in 30 years. Part of Chicago's "Climate Action Plan" -- which is one of the most comprehensive of any city in the nation -- calls not just for building greener buildings and planting more trees to reduce the urban heat island effect, but for long term planning for the city to grow, possibly A LOT, when climate change causes the residents of coastal cities and cities that are already barely sustainable to move to Chicago.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting to think of that potential growth when Chicago is actually shrinking right now. I mean, I see where you are going with that argument, but I think building a glut of "luxury condos" is precisely the wrong way to go about getting there. Unless these condos all happen to be part of some new walkable urban neighborhood developments, but, considering those I've seen, I highly doubt they are.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, no, I didn't mean that luxury condos are part of the plan. Just that they may come in handy someday.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, I get that, I guess. Just seems more likely they'll be torn down for parking lots in 15 years, then rebuilt as luxury condos again in 30. In other words, the city has way more long-term issues to solve first.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Im not thrilled about the luxury condos either but I'm glad that I will no longer be living across from a vacant lot. Also with all these richies moving in, we might get a stop sign at that corner or a bench or shelter at our bus stop.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Also we need some shade. The sun bares down hard on the front of our house and superheats it in the summer.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

So, in conclusion, fuck you poor people, my yard is shady now.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'd rather have a tall, shade giving combination grocery store/brewery/bead shop.

Jeff, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

I still remember when I first saw a store devoted entirely to selling beads. I was astounded.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Greensboro had two in business simultaneously.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Two that I knew of. There might have been more. Some underground bead shops, maybe.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

This makes me nervous and gives me a scared feeling in my crotch.

http://i.imgur.com/r1FPe.gif

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

That is insanely awesome.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

Greensboro had two in business simultaneously.

They were also a block apart in a downtown center that was approximately four blocks long.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

I sort of thought that!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh man that would make a great sitcom. imagine the competition, the pranks, the bon mots.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

"strung along"

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

will arnett could guest in an episode and say "BEEEES!?!?!"

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

honestly, in my neighborhood there are two dedicated bead stores a block or two apart. i constantly wonder how even one can stay in business, and if one is the "good" bead store.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

i thought asheville was comprised entirely of bead stores and celtic shops owned and operated by empowered lesbian divorcees

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

that plus stores where you can buy hand-made dulcimers carved from local sustainable woods

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

n/a has riled the soccer gods today apparently

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

i'm starting a new plan of trolling a different specific subsect of ilx each day

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha local sustainable woods must be the 00s version
i haven't been there since the late 90s/very early 00s

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

i made some australians mad earlier this week

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

Describe what you did to the soccer folks?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

He insinuated that "football" might not be the most popular sport in every corner of the globe.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Or thats pretty much how they took it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

no i didn't! i didn't even really denigrate soccer, i just said i don't care about it or want to read about it

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

LOL! Helpful.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, sorry, I know thats not what you said, but that was how it was taken.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Weird reaction. "gtfo a sports thread" if you don't want to read about soccer?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know it seems to me like someone has pissed in the collective bowls of almost every ilxor over the past few weeks, so much crankiness.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

no i didn't! i didn't even really denigrate soccer, i just said i don't care about it or want to read about it

Dan M is gonna kill youuuuuuu

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

BTW, even I Know who Gareth Thomas is, NICK. Sheesh.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Mickey Rourke is playing him in the movie about his life. (That is not a joke, BTW.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

But I thought he played soccer, not croquet.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

(Nick, please post on that thread pretending that you thought he was a croquet player.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEOgfq3CNc

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

oops that's not the right one
here's the right one

this will make you all happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtWpX9RwrVU

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

ba deedly deedly BOP BOO WAH WAH
doopy diddly doo BOP woo-wah
yeah

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

i love paul f. tompkins and his american idol recaps:

After the break, we learn that Todd Rundgren is in the audience. Y’know, the legendary record producer? Used to be in Nazz? Wrote the hit song, “Hello, It's Me”? Oh, what else about Todd Rundgren, let’s see … oh, right, the guy who Liv Tyler thought was her father for almost a decade because her mother didn’t want her to know that her actual father was American Idol judge Steven Tyler, because he was too drugged up at that point to be a responsible parent? That Todd Rundgren? Ryan doesn’t mention any of this in his introduction. He does mention that Todd Rundgren and Randy Jackson are friends.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/american_idol_recap_tompkins_r.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

BTW, even I Know who Gareth Thomas is, NICK. Sheesh.

Yeah, but we don't all jerk off to pictures of impossibly buff men. Cut Nick some slack on that one.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I don't find him hot.

Also, it looks like he plays rugby, not cricket.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

I have no idea who you are talking about. FYI.xls

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

He is a FAGGOT who plays RUGBY and who will be PLAYED BY Mickey Rourke in a MOVIE.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Here he is.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2009/12/19/1261259898144/Gareth-Thomas-has-100-cap-001.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

Good casting.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

i should not have looked at that with a mild toothache :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

n/a has riled the soccer gods today apparently

hahaha where is this, I would like to see

and I'm not gonna kill anyone over trolling about a game, otherwise there wouldn't be many baseball fans left

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

guys i confronted some major dread/avoidance/procrastination this week and i am proud of myself. it's not over, but i'm over the worst of it, i think.
also i very excitedly recommended richard price to a student who said she loves crime novels, so i can't wait til she reads something.

this song is lovely if you're in the mood for a rainy day 70s folk rock song. nice piano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKUZTeTN2as

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

Dan - on this thread 100 incredible and plausible sports stories that could happen in the next 10 years.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Good job, Amanda. Avoidance and procrastination are terrible. I'm glad you confronted them.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

Like, I couldn't even open the document I had to work on. I couldn't even LOOK AT IT.

But then I did, and I feel better. Thanks Yesse.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

again, just for clarity, I don't think soccer is a bad or inferior game or anything, obviously millions of people around the world love it and get a lot out of it. I just personally don't enjoy watching it, based on my limited experience. I'm sure I'd have fun at a live match though. I'm not crazy about hockey either but I had fun at the college hockey game we went to in the UP.

dan isn't your gf a big baseball fan?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

xxp I've only read the first post on that thread and I'm already convinced it's a huge troll

xp yes, huge

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I was only joking about killing baseball fans anyway. I actually kind of enjoy listening to games on the radio and the few I've been to in person have been fun, but the game is the worst on TV of anything I've seen outside of cricket.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

Chrome is being really weird for me today. It keeps giving me the "Oh Snap" error page, plus a bunch of weird little things, like highlighting text in black instead of blue.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

A little further down that thread now, I think one thing that makes it so soccer-troll-ripe is that the britishes/irishes/scottishes who follow the game post a whole lot and are pretty artful zingers in their own right, so that coupled with the fact that the OP was pretty much entirely American-centric makes it... a troll thread.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

i love watching baseball on TV but it does feed into this thing of allowing me to be really lazy while theoretically "doing something"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

D_n loooooves the noise of a baseball game on tv. He told me the other day that he finds it comforting. Like how NPR is while I'm getting ready in the morning. I'm not always 100% listening, but I like the drone.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

i saw a commercial for state farm last night and after seeing that billboard thingie and the commercial, wtf happened to state farm? when did it become this gonzo hipster company?!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

when hipsters grew up and made money

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i figured
at least they are clearly the ones working at the ad agency

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Like how retirement funds target themselves to old hippies.

Hey, does anyone maybe meet for a drink or food this evening?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm missing some verbs in that sentence, but I'm basically asking you all out on a date.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

got tentative plans w/ R, soz

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

sorry yenny
i need to chill at home and do LAUNDRAY

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

Email me if you think you might want me as your date. I have to see Dr. K. early tomorrow, so I couldn't participate in one of your wild bacchanalian nights at the Excalibur or whatever.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

can any of you recommend an acupuncturist?

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

we can't really go out in the evening, could maybe do something in the afternoon but i guess you're probably working

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry, Kr and I have plans 2nite.

(btw, had dinner at Longman + Eagle last night. V. good and more veg-friendly than I would've guessed, though I had the seared tuna.)

jaymc, Friday, 8 April 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if any of you are fans of my public-radio pal Jesse Thorn, but he's taping his show at Second City next Wed night at 8.

Guests:
Host of "Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me" Peter Sagal
Singer Songwriter Robbie Fulks with guest Nora O'Connor
Professional Wrestler and Comedian Colt Cabana
Comedy From Prescott Tolk and Cameron Esposito

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember many veg options there?

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

can any of you recommend an acupuncturist?

CWHC offers a acupuncture on a sliding scale. Call them!

Jesse, I have class tomorrow so it will have to be a quiet night at the geriatric steam baths anyway. Also, whenever I see "Excalibur" I mentally sub in Medieval Times.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

i had a delicious grilled salad thingie when I went to L & E for brunch, and an AMAZING side of bacon. would order bacon again just to take it home and use it in stuff.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

ps thanks jenny

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

PROFESSIONAL PLAINTIFF.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I had a pork belly blt at L&E and it was pretty awes.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

I'm involved in a case with one. Since 2004, she has filed 5 suits against various entities involved in our region's public transit. Her lawyer is a dillbag who provided totally screwed up doctors' names and addresses. I'm calling doctors offices to figure out where to send subpoenas, and so far three immediately knew her name. A podiatrist said "ARGH! We NEVER treated her for any injuries! The doctor cut her toenails and that is ALL!" Another doctor said that they fired her as a patient. Another just said "Argh. Yessss, she is a patient here."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

a professional plaintiff, not a pork belly

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

Are her doctors pirates?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Yarr, she's walked the planks of our office floor before."

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I've mentioned it before, but one of those people got me on fake trumped up accident charges when I was a teenage driver. Then I started working at a video store when I was 20 and saw that she was banned for bounced/forged checks. Then a few years later my mom mailed me her obituary and I felt a shred of sadness for her sad life.

The end.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Friday, 8 April 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

That would make a nice short story.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 8 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember many veg options there?

There was a separate one-sheet Vegetarian menu, which had a couple of dishes not listed on the regular menu, like a butternut squash risotto I thought about getting.

jaymc, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/ISS26/i14_26e26557.jpg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

whoa

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 April 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

taken from the ISS

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 8 April 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

Pardon my Français, but fucking shit.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 8 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. Even more impressive when you see it in full size. http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/ISS26/i14_26e26557.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

good sandwich writing: http://www.saveur.com/article/kitchen/Summiting-the-Dagwood-Chris-Onstad-Sarah-Kana?cmpid=tw

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 8 April 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Check it: http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/scripts/sseop/photo.pl?mission=ISS007&roll=E&frame=16525

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 8 April 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

bought Rotters at the Book Cellar earlier today, and I'm excited! but they didn't have it out on shelf -- I had to ask for it and whatnot, they need to get their act together!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-H5f0XeIt-w/TCCz62pDgnI/AAAAAAAAN1U/O7HB4lGHaLY/s1600/Gareth+Thomas.jpg

Another photo of Gareth Thomas, Tweeted by the teammate in the photo after he tweeted that the two of them were playing naked Twister.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, yeah, you're right. Those guys aren't hot at all. ;)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

Gareth looks OK, but I don't do that disgusting thing you mentioned while I look at his picture.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

but they didn't have it out on shelf
that's weird -- you mean it wasn't on the shelf at all, or they didn't have a display in the front? i would not be surprised at the latter, but the former is a little weird. anyway, i hope you like it!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

No, it wasn't on shelf at all, they had to go get me a copy. I think it was on a cart somewhere waiting to be shelved, but it's been out for THREE DAYS. Though the lady I talked to definitely knew who DK was, etc.

It looks boss, though I will have to finish 1-2 other books before I get to it.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm reading the e-book. It's v. boss.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 9 April 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

Yaaaaay!! It makes me so happy that you guys are reading it!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 9 April 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'm confused about that ISS photo. Do they not have lights in Canada?

jaymc, Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Or maybe I'm confused about what the photo is even depicting: why is the upper Midwest covered in gold?

jaymc, Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

That's our fair city and is amber streetlights, isn't it?

SB Nation (Eazy), Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

its amber

SB Nation (Eazy), Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like it extends from Fargo to Buffalo, though. And that surely can't be the highest density of streetlights on the continent.

jaymc, Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

the north side faces to the left, it's not a very wide-angle shot

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 9 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

you can see the east shore of lake michigan to the top middle right

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 9 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Jaymc, I was confused by it too. I thought it was some pareidolia that I was missing.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 April 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

Do you guys understand the picture now?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

I neither understand nor want to understand this picture anymore.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Why? It's an amazing picture! (Hint: It's a bird's-eye view of Chicago at nighttime.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

Oh I get it! I thought it was the U.S. of A.!

jaymc, Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Shit, I just dropped a pear in a glass of water.

jaymc, Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

LOL!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 9 April 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Jefffffffff callllll meeeeeee

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 9 April 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sitting right beside you.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. Hi dere.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

Warm today. Went out to see 40k runners wish that Chicago had a spring.

Jeff, Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

this is spring! it's up and down. that's spring,

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

What the shit. High of 90????? NO. NO NO NO. 

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's funny, the Shamrock Shuffle has historically been in March, but moved to April this year becAuse it was always too cold. Now this year they got 80+. Can't win with running weather in Chicago.

Jeff, Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, Michael Shannon's going to be the bad guy in the next Superman movie.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know Michael Shannon, I'm sorry.

Kenan - my comments on your gyros photo will not take, but I was trying to tell you that the weird tzatziki has no reflection on you as a photographer. It's not like you could ask for less weird tzatziki for the shoot.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

I really liked Shannon in the first season of Boardwalk Empire but, honestly, not too enthused about them taking the General Zod route again.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

xp Jesse, didn't you see Mistakes Were Made at the Red Orchid Theatre?

jaymc, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, yes. I'm terrible with names and faces and nouns.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

wait, they're redoing general zod what heresy is this

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

this is why I never go to movies anymore, because hollywood is truly out of ideas

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 11 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

the lady I just ordered food from asked my name & wrote AMANDER on my receipt

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

amanduh

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Oh dammit, now I have Peter Facinelli saying "AmanDUH" to Jennifer Love-Hewitt in Can't Hardly Wait bounding around my head.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha

that guy was in "damages" and it took me a few episodes to realize what i remembered him from

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like i talk about "damages" a lot

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

He was late. Bullies said that to me in 1981. It was the first and only time i've been punched in the gut!

I was downtown today and got some soup at hannah's bretzel but I didn't see any of you guys there :(

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

I would probably be ashamed if I thought back to how many times I've seen Can't Hardly Wait. For some reason it was part of a lazy weekend ritual when we watched it, Empire Records, and Dazed and Confused circa 1999.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

You should have let me know. I would have went there so you could see me there.

Jeff, Monday, 11 April 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

A coworker just tried to convince me that america's biggest problem is that we spend too much money on foreign aid.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I could find the chart I once saw that depicted the portion of the US budget that goes to "foreign aid." (It was not very much.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 11 April 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Unless you consider "military invasion for their own good" as part of "foreign aid."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 11 April 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

The chart makers made clear their definition.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 11 April 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse! http://www.suntimes.com/business/4788956-417/north-siders-not-smiling-on-plan-for-wal-mart.html

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

First prize comment:

Is this America, or what!!! Can't a business open its doors or does it have to kiss the ring of zany opponents? Don't want the Walmart? Just don't purchase any merchandise from it.

However, don't attempt to deprive others from doing so. Don't rob Walmart and its customers of the opportunity to exercise their rights participate in the American economy!!! If people don't want to purchase items from Walmart, Walmart will close. Let Walmart and the public make that decision!!!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting topic...how will this be framed in blogs and media? Is it affluent yuppies versus the populist Wal-Mart? This is silly, having a public meeting about a major retailer is the norm.

don't flux, whatever (u s steel), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

I want to go to one of these public meetings. I imagine they are as hilarious as the ones on parks and rec.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

They often are! I've had to go to quite a few of these meetings for Architectural Review Boards over the years and they are always entertaining. The more contentious the issue, the more crazies crawl out of the woodwork. My favorite was one I went to in Kenosha that very nearly came to physical blows between two farmers arguing over a flagpole. It was great.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

At the cta meeting in Rogers pk everyone smelled like booze, halitosis, smoke, or all of the above.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

Another comment

If you have a walmart go into an area that is established you will see the stores in that vacinity close shop. [...] It is wll documened what devastation has betrothed these people.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

I just like the commenter's use of "betrothed."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

Our office dog is terrified of my salt shaker, bottles of correction fluid, staplers, certain pens, and tape dispensers. It's weird. I love that dog though.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Vonn is apparently deathly afraid of my laptop cord. Every time I plug/unplug it when he's around he moves away and eyes it skittishly.

This is the same dog that stared down two raging rottweilers on his evening walk yesterday.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

People. They've got opinions.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

LOL - the window washers just alarmed the crap out of the dog. And me.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

It's easy to mis-type the word "county" as "cunty." Do not add "cunty" to spell check dictionaries!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.martingordon.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/the_more_you_know.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Love this http://bit.ly/f0bib3

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

one religious nut defeats other religious nuts

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

have you guys seen any kind of comprehensive listings of comedy shows in town? like mainly i want to know what touring comedians are going to be in town around my birthday. i don't even knew what venues host bigger comedians in chicago anymore, now that lakeshore theater is closed.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

put your hand on your forehead like you're exasperated and a customized list will be sent directly to your brain

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

sorry that was not a good answer but i had to say it
i don't have a better answer for you

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure, but I was wondering if anyone else heard the incredibly awkward Emo Phillips interview on 848 last week. Dude was actually funny but the interviewer wasn't quite keeping up with him + he was breathing hard in the mic a lot. It was one of those semi-trainwreck Andy Kaufman/Crispin Glover kind of interviews.

I do know the club he was performing at is called Zany's (Zanies?) and he spoke very highly of its owners and history.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like I saw something like that at one point, but I can't find it now.

I did notice that Mayne Stage is booking some stand-up acts:
http://www.maynestage.com/events.aspx?_view=all&_max=100&_location=top

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

i looked at zanies but it was mostly a bunch of dudes i'd never heard of doing week-long runs

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

mayne stage looks nice, they've got maria bamford in november

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

i was disappointed that i didn't get to see marc ribot there recently -- he did some neat thing (neat!) with silent movies, but it was $25/ticket and that was just...i mean $50 for two people is pretty $$ for a sunday night.
i would like to patronize that place, though. maybe someday i will.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

was hoping to see something fun for my birthday though

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

how about you hire us to do a comedy act for you
it will be like a variety show
wocka wocka

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

you are feeling your oats today

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

is that an actual expression or did i just make that up? "feeling your oats"? wtf?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

i had some oats for breakfast and also did a big presentation that i have been dreading hardcore for months
feeling good/oats
imagine that!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

i also had oats for breakfast and am also having a good day

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

well right now i'm pretty bored but in general it's been a good day

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

we're all
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/buriy/buriy1102/buriy110200193/8951967-handful-of-crops-of-oats-in-their-hands-for-your-design.jpg

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

i'm feeling up my oats

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Feeling your oats is a real expression. But I don't understand it as you just used it.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

i thought it just meant "you seem like you are feeling energetic & happy"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Holy shit.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

I have always always KNOWN that it meant that you're feeling old and worn out. I was exactly wrong.

Jenny, I am sorry for that time I corrected your use of that saying.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

Man you guys can be such pedants! I'm still in a good mood btw.

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know what any of you are talking about.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

I had oats for breakfast. I had an exhausting day.

Apology accepted, Jesse, although I don't remember what you're talking about.

It smells like pralines outside our house.

These are all the things I have to say.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

Did you know that in New Orleans, the word "pralines" is pronounced "PRAW-leens"? NOW YOU DO!

Jenny, it was the time I told you about how in 3rd or 4th grade, I adamantly refused to use guide words in the dictionary until one day a teacher or counselor or somebody (it was a one-on-one meeting, not sure why...would they have called a meeting b/c I wasn't using guide words?) was trying to convince me of their value. I was dead-set against them and I told him rebelliously, "I only use them so I can tell if the word I'm looking for is on a page."

You responded "Wow, you must have been feeling your oats that day!" And I told you that I didn't that phrase meant what you thought it meant.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. I told you about that in pretty much the same words I just used above.

In 4th grade a counselor guy came to class one day and pulled me out of class and took me to the library where we had a talk. I don't remember what the purpose was, but I remember that he was showing me how to use guide words at the top of the page in the dictionary. I remember that I was dead set against guide words and I said "I don't use those." He asked why not and I said, "I don't need them. The only thing I use them for is so I can tell what's on the rest of the page."

You: There was surely some other reason for a counselor pulling you out of class than to discuss guide words, right?

You must have been feeling your oats that day, boy!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

It exhausts me that you remember that so well. I'm reading it and I believe you that it happened and I still don't remember it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm having you all reported for being oat molesters.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

My brain is full of conversations. Please believe me when I tell you that I don't store them for entrapment purposes - it's been a 2011 goal to avoid doing that or seeming to do it.

Anyway, where the heck did I get the idea of what oat feeling meant? That I don't remember.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

This week's apartment building emergency/crisis: strong smelling gas leak, called gas co., turned out to be nothing
Bad feelings, you are rolling off me like water off this guy's waxy little back
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6q-f-zD4xPY/TS_SppD1III/AAAAAAAAaZM/QMDmvJm7Ku8/s1600/Mink.jpg

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

hey is the abbey different from the abbey pub?
does anyone want to see richard pinhas with me there at the end of may?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

i am trying to lead the conversation away from oats fyi

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Pin house pin house pin house.

Jeff, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

What do you have against oats?

What would you guys do if your Co2 detector went off?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

stop exhaling so much

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think the Abbey is different from the Abbey Pub. Maybe they mean to differentiate the performance space from the actual pub, b/c both have stages and they're pretty separated despite being under the same room.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

room = roof

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

that would be my guess. i haven't been there in years and years.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

I've actually been a few times lately for soccer stuff. They have a lot of shitty bands on weeknights.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

I meant CO, not CO2.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

apparently they have someone booking weirdo shit there now, because look at this http://www.abbeypub.com/last-rites-presents-richard-pinhas

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

What would you guys do if your Co2 detector went off?

Historically, take the battery out and go back to bed.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

i think the last time i was there it was for either crooked fingers or tobin sprout -- ie not very recently
it's not a bad venue though -- i like how roomy and not-dank it is, also it's possible to sit in the balcony area. at the hideout or most places you have to be lucky if you want to sit.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

it is a nice space! they just never seem to have bands i'm interested in. i had to see Rilo Kiley there with Sarah - TWICE. also saw Blonde Redhead play a nonsmoking show there before the public smoking ban, i guess it was part of their contract?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

i mean doesn't this seem like it would be wonderful and fun to see at the abbey pub? seated?
i'm pretty excited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJxfZy8ng8&feature=related
(this is a short clip but there is a 25 min one on youtube too, i just figured that no one would listen to it)

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Last time I was at the Abbey was in October to see C4n4st4 perform as Elton John for Halloween.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

exactly

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly what?

I hardly ever go to shows these days period -- so I don't think of that as a comment on the state of the Abbey Pub.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Struggling to remember if I've seen any live music at all in 2011. (Was going to see Kaki King on my birthday, but the show got cancelled b/c she hurt her hand.)

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly what I thought the abbey pub was like -- like "an intimate night with tom petty" is their annual moneymaker but they have local bands and XRT-friendly acts from the 90s/00s

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

I went to see K8's boyfriend and a couple other bands at Elbo Room on Monday and for the millionth time I thought how I should really go see more shows. I really like shows as long as they are even moderately good and in a genre I like.

AMANDUH: Let me know next time you go to one of your black death metal shows and I might join you.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

I should buy tickets for The Antlers in June. Would anyone be interested in joining me??

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

but they have local bands and XRT-friendly acts from the 90s/00s

This seems more like a description of Martyr's, but I guess I'm not really up on what the Abbey books these days. It seemed like for a time they were booking hip-hop shows with some regularity.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Sadly I haven't been to any live shows this year either. Was supposed to go to Agalloch, but that fell through. Was really hoping to go to Pitchfork this year, but I missed out on the 3-day passes and not really sure which days I want to go yet. Might end up working it though.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i guess i don't know shit about the abbey basically -- that's all i have been trying to say

i'm gonna miss pfork because of my vacation but i'm not too bummed about it

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

My first show of 2011 will probably be Joan As Police Woman at Schubas next Sunday.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

martyr's seems more like cover bands and jam/blues/folk/funk bands. i still have not set foot in there despite living a block away for like three years now

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

i saw those psych bands with Amanda, don't remember if that was in '11 or not. still thinking about pitchfork. sarah and the baby are out of town next weekend, maybe i'll go to a show then.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

As hinted at above, I thought Martyr's only existed for XRT approved bands about 4 years past their prime.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

I am definitely looking forward to Pitchfork. Esp. Curren$y, Destroyer, Gang Gang Dance, and Ariel Pink.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I think that was in January, but I'm not sure?
The only time I remember wanting to go to Martyr's was when Alasdair Roberts and Bert Jansch were going to be there. Then they were not there.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

I'm most excited for GbV, Odd Future (although I'm half expecting this to be a trainwreck), Kylesa, Radio Dept, and Deerhunter. So I guess Sunday is the day for me so far, now that i pay closer attention to the actual schedule.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

I saw those old-timey 1920s bicycle and ukelele girls at Martyr's. I forget what they're called. Eazy is into them.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

i remember that
kelsey liked them too

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

the only live shows on my radar at the moment are

mogwai
pixies in detroit
the zomg archers of loaf reunion

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

I probably would've been interested in the Tame Impala/Yuck show at Lincoln Hall in a couple of weeks, but a) it's already sold out, and b) I don't know who would've gone with me, anyway.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

thinkin about bill callahan at lincoln hall at june. he's the only music i like anymore.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

I went to see a robot opera last weekend. That is my only show of 2011.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

No. Weekend before last.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

No shows for me so far in 2011, and no plans for any -- though the Archers of Loaf reunion is very tempting

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Is that the robot opera on those ads all over the El? Was it good?

I would've been totally down for the Tame Impala/Yuck show, had I known about it. I've been really bad about keeping up with this stuff lately, most likely because there is no convenient Reader pickup near my office.

I'm on a huge Bill Callahan kick right now.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't been looking at shows because realistically i'm not going to make it to any of them anyways

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

i can't even bring myself to listen to a sample of a band called yuck
it's in the same category as jeans made by acne
i just can't bear it

things we can't do:
go to shows
think about going to shows
listen to yuck
wear acne

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

I actually like Yuck as a band name, so much better than something like Ringo DeathStarr (a band I did actively avoid due to the name, but heard them in Reckless and they are actually kinda good).

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

The opera is called Death and the Powershttp://blog.devstone.com/images/emote_ellipsis.gifon't know if they advertised it on the El, buhttp://blog.devstone.com/images/emote_ellipsis.gifhink this is the only robot opera out there so that's probably the one.

It was really weird buhttp://blog.devstone.com/images/emote_ellipsis.gifiked it and would recommend it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is going on with your letters there?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Got it, I was just confused.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm...

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

according to the thread they turned the regexp trickery off already

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

t I l

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

OK I don't get it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know what's happening.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

hellooo oo oo oo

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

my post didn't do anything ...

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

It's an image http://blog.devstone.com/images/emote_ellipsis.gif

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys

got a new f/t library job

gonna be down in the loop

also workin 9-5 m-f which is pretty rare for my line of work

pretty psyched!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Congrats! That's awesome.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Congrats, that sounds pretty great!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

that is so exciting for you!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

not that any of you would do this probably but please don't say anything on facebook about it until i do because i'm FB friends with a couple of current coworkers and i haven't told my current jobs yet

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

they also gave me the top end of the quoted salary range. which is still about equivalent to what most other library jobs are offering, but it's nice to get the top of the range.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

That's great!! Where or what sort of place? What position?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

great news! congrats man.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

A+++++++++++++ nick

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

don't want to put the specific deets on the public internet but it's a small special library, serving members of an organization and also members of the public. basically sounds like a lot of specialized reference work, going to have to learn a lot but they said it stays pretty busy which is nice. also sounds like i will actually be "helping society" in some way potentially.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

ha i'm being very mysterious. not on purpose. i just don't want internet randoms to know specifically where i work.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tebeosfera.com/1/Libris/REH/otros/medios/cineTV/LIBRARIAN.jpg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck yeah! High fucking five! Let's go to lunch!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

Lol Dan

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, I figured you didn't want to be specific. Just wondered if it was for somewhere obscure or See Pee El.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

no not public or academic. somewhere obscure i guess.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

how excited are you on a scale of 1 (not at all excited, this sucks) to 10 (zomg speechless this is the solution to all of my problems i am jumping up and down line a crazy person)?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

line = like obvs

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

other nice things about it:
* they want me to start on a thursday so i'm going to set the previous friday as my last day at my other jobs so i get a few extra days off in between
* i'll be on the 15th floor. don't think i've ever worked above the 4th floor before
* won't have to drive out to fucking elgin anymore ever

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno like 7? i'll feel more excited once i talk to my other jobs and i don't have to think about that anymore. also i think ultimately i'd still like to end up in an academic setting but this will definitely be a vast improvement over my current work situation

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

also you get to listen to music again and commute downtown like the rest of the gang

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Sweet bizness, master marsupial!

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

* won't have to drive out to fucking elgin anymore ever

That sounds like the best part.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

The next show I will see is Protomen. If they ever come to Chicago.

Jeff, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

That's great! Everything you're saying is great.
Would you like to answer some questions?

1. Will you have an office?
2. Will you have a view?
3. Dress code?
4. Let's have lunch sometime!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

1. i don't think so. i will be the main/only "librarian" so i think the library is basically my office. i still dream of having a job with a private office.
2. yes! windows in the front and back of the library.
3. haven't asked but people seemed to somewhat dressed up. i'm guessing it'll at least be slacks and dress shirt, possibly w/ tie as well?
4. yes!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

Congratulations, Nick! Life is awesome days.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

SOME days, I meant to say. No need to mention those other days.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

it's going to be weird a) not working for the company i've worked for for like six years and b) working a 9-5 job again

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

Are those your actual hours?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

yah brah. library's only open to the public from 12-5.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

I really like the setup I have now. I'm freelance, but it's in-office and 9-5 (or 10-6, or 9:30 until I'm done, or whatever). So it feels like a real job, but it's still highly flexible. For instance, I took yesterday off, and didn't need to explain any more than "I'm taking a mental health day".

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

i have been trying all day to think of the name of that "two girls who have a '20s schtick" band and all i can come up with is The YooHoos. It's something like that, though, right? The Whooptidoodles? The Cutie Toots?
i don't even care, i just want to be able to remember it
and i can't!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

The Weeble Tots?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

Oh you're close!

Did somebody say The Ditty Bops?

Jesus, I know ALL of you!

I won't even say what I was googling to end up at this page at 1 a.m. on a Sunday night.

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jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha! i can usually remember patterns but not actual words

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

thanks

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

The Ditty Bops are probably the only reason I ended up on ILX.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

(see above)

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

But this means that there is no band (yet) called The Yoo-Hoos. This can be Amander's lip-synch act.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

EZ, apparently you posted on ILM several times a few months before that post (e.g., here).

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I think I'll go with just plain Yoo Hoo.

Was thinking earlier this evening that I would enjoy doing some ridiculous choreography to Goblin songs. That sort of thing makes me wish I were still 21 and could do laughable shit like that.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

congrats nick!

JuliaA, Thursday, 14 April 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

Look what Courtney and I found.

http://i.imgur.com/OewTY.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

and that's why I never went to gyms with street level windows

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

I've been thinking about joining R@vensw00d fitne$$, but if I do I'll apparently need to work out wearing a mask.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

As we walked by, Courtney said something about never seeing John or Kr157@l&`^}.25 there, and then there he was. Doing that like a madman.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think he noticed us, though.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

He just does that to everyone passing by.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

Ppl always stare at me through the windows at lpac when I'm doing hip hop dance aerobics.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think he noticed us, though.

LOL!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

Fun Chicago news:

1. Walmart wants to open a store in River North, too! ¿QUEEEEEEEE? http://chicagobreakingbusiness.com/2011/04/wal-mart-planning-small-store-in-river-north.html
2. LOL Metra! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-metra-shakedown-20110413,0,3557447.story

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

that is an amazing photo of john

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

Ppl always stare at me through the windows at lpac when I'm doing hip hop dance aerobics.

― Jeff, Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

60% sure this is a joke.

I wonder how Walmart is going to deal with their image as tacky suburban crap factories as they move into big cities. The actual stores are not so different from Target, except in the clothing department, which is not terrible, but a little depressing (NB: It's been over 3 years since I was in a Walmart, so maybe things have changed). I'd say the association with the suburbs is a bigger issue for as many people as any of the bigger problems like labor or suffocating local businesses.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://consumerist.com/2011/04/taco-bell-appears-to-be-testing-nacho-doritos-flavored-shells.html

I have so many feelings about this.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

From what I've seen theres a world of difference between Wal-Mart and Target, if only in terms of cleanliness. But to be honest, I've only been in a Wal-Mart once (against me will) in the past 5 years, but it was so disgustingly filthy. I mean, literal garbage on the floors in every aisle.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Wow - Those taco shells. I have feelings, too...

jvc - The Walmarts I've been to in places I've lived in NC were clean and well kept. The one in my parents' town in MI was a little worn, but nothing like the Kmart, which had that special Kmart smell. I actually kind of like that smell.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

actually over the past few years, wal-mart tried to become more target-like - they stopped selling stuff like fishing tackle and lost some other low-price product lines. but their sales have dropped, and recently target was found to have lower prices on some items, so now wal-mart is freaking out and has launched a marketing campaign about how it's returning to its low-cost roots

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

wal-mart is also working on a plan to open smaller stores that would compete more with drugstores and dollar stores than with other big stores, so it could be that they're considering one of those for one of their chicago locations (might make more sense in an urban setting)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

I was aware that Walmart was trying to spiff up their image to be more like Target (new logo, changing products) but they still have the suburbs and peopleofwalmart.com stigma.

xp - yes, the River North one would be in the old Pearl art store.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

They're full of organic stuff too, now.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

:(

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh they're full of organic stuff all right

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

The molecules include carbon, do they? Well, color me impressed.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

I have a strong memory of seeing Color me Badd on Good Morning America. Whoever was the host at that time asked about the band's name and the achingly earnest answer still makes me cringe with referred embarrassment today: "We don't want people to see us as black or white cuz it's not about the color of your skin maaaaaan - it's about what's in your heart. "If you want to color us as anything, just color us baaaaadd, ya know?"

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh they're full of organic stuff all right

That's two LOLs in two days from you, Daniel. Nice work!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

this might be tl;dr but i need to gripe about two minor annoyances:

* i told my morning job that i was leaving. they were pretty cool about it but then they asked if i could keep working "a couple of hours every morning" through may. so i guess i'd be waking up and working 6-8 a.m. at home then going downtown and working 9-5. i understand where they're coming from and i want to help them out because they've been very flexible with me over the years (letting me working from home while in grad school and after, adjusting my schedule when i started my afternoon job, giving me paternity leave, etc.) so i'll probably do it. but i really just wish i could have a firm split between my old jobs and my new jobs instead of this in-between stage. also i'm worried that having to do it will make it harder for me to do my best at my new job. anyways i'm meeting with my boss tomorrow so hopefully we'll get something figured out.

* i mentioned the traffic-light ticket i got for running a red light, where the photo clearly shows i'm turning right on red. i contested the ticked by sending in a letter. they wrote back saying they found against me because i didn't use one of the pre-approved reasons for contesting a ticket (which are like, "someone stole my car"). but there's no information on how to take this any further - like no date for a hearing to come to, no information on how to contest the finding, etc. it's like, well, now you pay. seems weird.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

one of the kids on campus is listening to "jane says" really loud

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

don't sleep with your ex after you've started a new relationship imo

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

i think this would be more like helping an ex move, after s/he had done several things to help you out during your relationship? like it's annoying and inconvenient but probably the right thing to do?

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

I would do it if I could renegotiate to a higher hourly rate for that work. Otherwise, no dice.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, basically if i flat-out refuse, then i can never use them as a reference again

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

now a different kid asked me if i could let him into my boss's locked office so that he could get candy

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Through May is long, long time.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think it's reasonable for them to think you are obligated to stay on that long. Helping them out for a little while extra (beyond your the notice you gave them) would be generous of you as consideration for their helping you out, but that's just way too long. That's asking too much.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

IMHO, obv.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

I agree. They are trying to get exactly what they want, and you have wants too. Negotiating shows that you are willing to help, but through the end of May is too long considering that you are also interested in devoting yourself to learning the intricacies of your new FULL TIME JOB.

In other news, I spilled coffee all over my pants and lost my scarf :(

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

I echo Jeff's sentiment.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm with Jesse. Maybe say that you could help them out for two weeks, but no more. And if you kindly and professionally say that you cannot commit to over a month of additional work and they use that as a reason to refuse to give you a good reference, they suck. I mean, that would be more than uncool and in the realm of irrational vindictiveness.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

They just want to get 100% of what they want, and who gets 100% of what they want?
No one, that's who.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

And in your analogy, offering to work for two weeks is helping your ex move. Working until the end of May is paying for the movers, painting the new place, unpacking the boxes, and tucking her in at night.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

what is working for two weeks in my analogy?

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

And if you kindly and professionally say that you cannot commit to over a month of additional work and they use that as a reason to refuse to give you a good reference, they suck.

This, too. If it were me, I would also provide reasons why you cannot do it (you foresee a heavy workload, you have a baby, or something even more airtight).

Also, it sounds like they have been flexible and reasonable with you in the past, and hopefully they will continue to be that way.

I *would* echo Jeff and Dan, but that's pretty much a long shot. I wouldn't want to bring that up, plus that is more likely to be a bridge-burner than telling them you can't stay on through May.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan, I think your analogy is part of Nick's.

But if sex w/ ex = working through May, then compromising down to two weeks = a drunk fuck before you each get your own apartments.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

...with the mutual understanding that you're both getting a little bit screwed (instead of a lot)
i mean, if you must extend that analogy

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

I was just going to say "hand job" and leave it at that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I hope you think of this, Nick, when your old boss asks you to give him a hand.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

Surely the two of you can some kind of reach around for this issue.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

if i excelsiored, you guys would make the cut
a+

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

Hopefully the old job won't be too anal about it. But at the same time, you shouldn't just blow them. Off.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

Just be sure you don't blow a load on... no, wait. That's not a double entendre.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

That's just good advice in an employment negotiation situation.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

If you guys don't keep up with the Community thread, its important to note that Stephen Tobolowsky will be on tonight's episode.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

I've seen exactly one episode of community. Does it get better after the first one?

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Much.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, provided you like a lot of meta television humor, pop culture references, and an all-around adorable cast.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

i have seen one episode as well. it was this one: http://tv.gawker.com/#!5659216/community-new-rivalries-patton-oswalt-and-accidental-mud-wrestling

does it get better after that one?

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

the whole show's pretty uneven, but not necessarily in a bad way. i like it a lot but there are pretty dramatic shifts in tone and style from episode to episode. it usually makes me laugh.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

That was actually a relatively weak one from what I remember, I know I was disappointed with how they used to Oswalt. I guess I feel weird about evangelizing too hard for the show because it definitely hits a kind of narrow target market. People I've talked into watching it have either been "meh, not my thing" or "this is the best comedy on TV right now", so I can 100% understand how it might not be your thing.

I was just mentioning the Tobolowsky thing becaue, iirc, some of you like him.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

yeah there were some good jokes, but my gf vetoed it on grounds of cartoonishness/schtick.

i think we're going to give Justified a shot next.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I saw a couple of early episodes of Community, and then about a month ago I decided I wanted to get into it, but Kr said that she didn't want to just start from the beginning, so I tried to ascertain which the best episode was supposed to be, and so we watched the paintball episode, and it was funny, but it also didn't really inspire us to watch any more.

I haven't watched The Office at all this season and, even though I know it's not as good as it used to be, I'm starting to get this itch to just plow through the entire season in like a week.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

I was so close to giving up on The Office completely, but the last 2-3 episodes have actually been good again. And, godammit for having to admit this, the last episode was actually kind of sweet. Not sure how the upcoming Will Ferrell run is going to be though.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

it felt great to give up the office, i recommend it.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

we watched an episode of "bob's burgers" last night, it was actually pretty funny. the one we watched had the word "anuses" in it A LOT

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

We gave up 30 rock. Office still in the rotation but not a priority.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

why would you give up 30 rock? that's weird. the community/parks & rec/30 rock trifecta is the best.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

yeah 30 rock has been sweet aside from like one really weak episode at the start of the season

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

we watched an episode of "bob's burgers" last night, it was actually pretty funny. the one we watched had the word "anuses" in it A LOT

That is actually a legit selling point for me.

I don't think I can get beyond the premise of Community. Lawyer who never graduated from undergrad goes to community college to get a bachelor's so he can practice law again? That's flawed in a few ways.

30 Rock just got tiresome. The last two or three eps I watched I didn't even crack a smile. And tbqh I was never really able to get past the "Pete rapes his sleeping wife" "joke."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

I've always been hot/cold on it. Like some parts (Tracy/jack/griz), dislike others (Liz/dotcom/everyone else). This season was just the tipping point into I don't really care any more territory.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

30 Rock still gold for me.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Is Bob's Burgers the name of an actual TV show?

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah 30 Rock is kind of the center of our tv life

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Also lol at Jeff liking Grizz but disliking Dotcom.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ yeah, I've always found their interactions w/ each other to be the funniest things they do

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

This discussion is exciting to me, bcz I am actually going to be home tonight to watch these shows, which I never am.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

The only TV shows I make time to watch every week (when they're on):

30 Rock
Glee
Top Chef (but not Masters, Desserts, etc.)
Saturday Night Live
Mad Men

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Also I guess we have started watching THE KILLING.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'll be home for P&R and 30 Rock but if watch it live we'll have to have it muted with the closed captioning on ... still haven't figured out how much noise we can make and not wake up the baby.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

I still can't stand Glee. And I love musicals.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I can get beyond the premise of Community. Lawyer who never graduated from undergrad goes to community college to get a bachelor's so he can practice law again? That's flawed in a few ways.

it's not really the kind of show where you worry about the premise too much

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

god watching even a minute of glee makes me feel like i'm going to die. i just get so embarrassed that i think i'm going to have a big old heart attack of embarrassment and die, die of embarrassment.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

xxp Maybe that's the problem -- my standards for musicals were set my the late 50's/early 60's MGM musicals, and nothing lives up to that.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

set BY, etc.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

and yes, bob's burgers is the name of a tv show. it's animated, on before the simpsons and family guy, and has the voices of h. jon benjamin, kristen schaal, eugene mirman and other hipster comedians.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Do you have cable now? xp to jaymc

Nick, I can overthink the hell out of a premise and ruin the entertainment for EVERYONE.

I had a violent negative reaction to Glee the one time I tried to watch it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Is the killing any good? Looks good.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, how I hate Glee. I still wonder sometimes what Morbz meant when he said something about how Glee inspires gay kids to be in the closet. Though I hate the show overall, the talk the dad had with his fagson re sex was really very touching. On its own when I watched it on Youtube, anyway. When I saw the whole episode, I was too busy hating the show to feel anything else.

I'm glad I got talked into Parks and Rec.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

Also I guess we have started watching THE KILLING.

― jaymc, Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh yeah, one of my friends (the friend who gets obsessed with tv shows and makes everyone else watch them) is pushing that one. i think we're going to check it out if i can find it online somewhere.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

I don't watch any of these shows. 0 of them.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

Do you have cable now? xp to jaymc

Hell naw -- I watch everything online.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

when sarah went to springfield last time, she watched glee with her mom and even her descriptions of what happened on the show made me want to die of embarrassment

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

god watching even a minute of glee makes me feel like i'm going to die. i just get so embarrassed that i think i'm going to have a big old heart attack of embarrassment and die, die of embarrassment.

Nick, I don't understand what you're saying at all. No joke, no irony, I just don't get that. Curb Your Enthusiasm does that to me sometimes, but Glee?

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

The only show I watch is 30 Rock and it's mostly on In Demand because I never seem to be free on Thursdays to watch it live. Like tonight.

I also want to check out Modern Family but haven't done so yet. m@ttttttttt gave it rave reviews.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

I had a violent negative reaction to Glee the one time I tried to watch it.

Me too. My wife, brave soul that she is, made it through four minutes before turning it off in disgust, but I could only handle roughly 25 seconds of the awful dialog. I can't even put into words why I hate it so much though, because I normally have a high tolerance for camp so I thought I could at least enjoy it on that level, but, no, my immediate reaction was DO NOT WANT GET AWAY FROM ME.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah me too! I think it's bc I hate musicals and high school.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Those may be keys to it. I can't do musicals, no matter how hard I try, and I prefer to think of high school as little as possible.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

The new series in the slot behind Modern Family looks lame as all get-out, but it does have Casey Wilson, who I always thought was criminally underused on SNL, and also I've had a TV crush on her for years.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

The Killing is interesting and well-made and everything, though I wish it were a bit more action-packed. Only three episodes in, and I feel like it's kind of relying on the old Lost trick of having not that much happen for most of the episode and then providing a big reveal at the end to keep you watching.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

but it does have Casey Wilson, who I always thought was criminally underused on SNL, and also I've had a TV crush on her for years.

otm

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

i like modern family! it's pretty hacky in terms of structure/style/character types but makes up for it with strong acting and writing, it makes me L.O.L.

re Glee: i don't know, just that entire type of performance where people have to pretend to be REALLY! HAPPY! AND EXCITED! makes me feel like i'm having an involuntary physical reaction where my body is cringing into my own body. it's the same with American Idol and Dancing With the Stars but I think it's even worse with Glee because of the way it's shot? it also doesn't help that I don't really like or care about 95% of the songs they use on the show, and that I don't like TV shows about pretty teenagers with problems (this turned me off of Friday Night Lights too, even though that's actually a really great show). I like Jane Lynch though.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

it also doesn't help that I don't really like or care about 95% of the songs they use on the show

This is probably the biggest deal-killer for me.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I loved modern family at first but I've cooled on it a little now. It seems like they softened some of what made it really great and now it's a little more... normal.

You know what is not that great? Chicago Code. I keep watching it, but I kind of resent it for existing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I watched only one ep. of Modern Family and determined that it was of the grade of, say, Malcolm in the Middle. But I've since heard that Jeff likes it, which makes me wonder if I misjudged it, or if Jeff likes MitM. And if he Jazzercises.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

I love modern family. Right behind parks and rec in current half hour sitcoms.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Re Glee: I'm not a huge fan of musicals, but I do like showtunes, and I'm also very interested in how pop songs are reinterpreted/-contextualized. The show can also be pretty funny -- lots of sharp and snarky dialogue -- and, as Jesse suggests, genuinely moving at times. That said, some of the plots and character motivations are kind of nonsensical and the juggling of tones sometimes falls flat.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

Aw I kinda like Chicago Code. The superintendent lady has a totally overdone accent and all the characters are pretty basic cop show template, but I think they do some interesting things with the longer-reaching storylines. But then I absolutely HATE case of the week shows like Law & Order and CSI, so that may explain why I like something where its a little more flowing from episode to episode.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Haha n/a OTM re Friday Night Lights. Also, you know what I really hate? Small town jockocracies and high school football. I mean, like loathe in the way only an artsy, smart, unathletic fat girl from a small town can.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

I'll take a good Seinfeld rerun over pretty much any of these shows tbh.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, like loathe in the way only an artsy, smart, unathletic fat girlboy from a small town can.

otm

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

High five.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like modern family has always been pretty normal? that's what i mean about it being hacky in some ways, it kind of has the concept and tone of a very average sitcom. but it usually ends up being really funny.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I ****HAAATEEEEARFWSDmn;* on Glee when they do the musical thing where they start singing and dancing and there's lighting and props and SHIT LIKE THAT. The first time I saw that was when the glee director gets all hot for Gwenyth Paltro I was like - no fucking way they're pulling that, but then they made it apparent that the big number was showing what was going on for them emotionally and not supposed to be real, but still FUCK THAT SHIT TO DEATH.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Except I played football for one season my freshman year, but only because of extreme parental failure and being told in no uncertain terms that I HAD to play in order to have any sort of social life in high school. Fortunately I came to my senses after one miserable miserable season and realized I didn't want any kind of "social life" with those cretins anyway.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Also on deck for fucking: the grand musical numbers that the glee club performs with costumes, lights, foam, and other huge budget stuff.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Foam?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

FOAM FOAM EVERYWHERE THERE WAS JUST SO MUCH FOOOIAJOOOOAMM. ;__;

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

it was foamenting my rage

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

The thing that bugs me the most about modern family is that lily never ever cries. And I guess that cam/Mitchell should break up because they are horrible for each other. Everything else, pretty great.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse - a coworker who owns a shit ton of movies just bought a Blue Ray player and so is selling all of her DVDs. I was like... You know you can play these is a Blue Ray player, right? But she said her husband wanted to rebut everything on Blue Ray.

Anyway, $20 USD got me Bride of Chuckie, Drag Me to Hell, Creepshow, Cabin Fever, and From Hell.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, my wife and I frequently comment that there is something very "off" about Lily. She's always so quiet and calm.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my dear lord. Hahaha.

That person's husband foamented a bit of annoyance in me.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, you kind of just have to accept that about Glee, even though it's completely ridiculous. Best is the accompanist who looks a sandy-bearded cross between Ken Burns and Walter Becker, who just suddenly appears at the piano whenever a song breaks out. I don't think he's ever had a single line, and no one has ever mentioned him or indicated his presence in any way.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

But she said her husband wanted to rebut everything on Blue Ray.

Haha - I want to make some kind of trial attorney joke, but I can't.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

The thing that bugs me the most about modern family is that lily never ever cries. And I guess that cam/Mitchell should break up because they are horrible for each other. Everything else, pretty great.

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Yeah, my wife and I frequently comment that there is something very "off" about Lily. She's always so quiet and calm.

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you guys, she's asian, she's just inscrutable.

sometimes i get annoyed by how "safe" of a gay couple cam and mitchell are, or by how many jokes they make about sophia vergara's (exaggerated?) accent

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

my guess is that they aren't legally allowed to make the baby cry for entertainment purposes? i guess that's dumb, nevermind.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

i mean like sit there and torture her until she starts crying, then start filming.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

man you make one "inscrutable asian" joke and everyone shuts up

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

I was just trying to come up with some witty response about your torture and inscrutable asians posts, but nothing was coming to mind. Everyone must be going home.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

Gloria's accent brings the el lols for me. Which is odd because that would normally annoy me.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Yeah, its so ridiculous sometimes that I feel it falls into that boderline of satirizing shows with "funny foreign accent" tropes. Kind of like the ironic catchphrase catchphrases that Al Shipley talks about here.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that's not funny at all to me, but know what is?

I was listening to the radio on my way to work and I heard that new Ke$$$ha song and I imagined Glee-style that Nick was on his last day of work and he led the whole office in a chorus of go insane go insane throw some glitter make it raaaain THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh and it was really honest to goodness funny.

* i have never seen glee, but i imagine that it is like real life, only people break out in song and dance periodically

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

i think it would be p funny if anyone sang that song on their last day of work, tbf, not just nick

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

YOU GUYS. I just found out about Tonetta. ㄥ7ㄥ7ㄥ7 Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta777 ㄥㄥㄥɐʇʇǝuoʇ Tonetta 777 ㄥ7ㄥ7ㄥ7

I learned about him through Copyranter.

Discoveries like this make me love the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXa1H-jqosE&feature=player_embedded

(no nudity beyond the preview pic, but nsfw lyrics)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Better starting place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS92d5E7iKs

Totally SFW, yet as awesome.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

I realize now that probably no one in this thread would care about that, but I was feeling effusive. (vmic, I guess)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea why i would click on that video, and it simply being "awesome" is not enough for me

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, I sort of wondered if you would like it the music. Maybe try the yummy pizza song. Or not, wevs.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

Then you would have to tell me that! I'm not going to click on some barely sfw video without more info, that's what i mean.

I slept so poorly last night guys. Like, 3 hrs. Uncool.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

You know what's disconcerting? When you sit next to a normal looking lady on the train and she suddenly and with no apparent provocation bursts out in loud cackling laughter.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

That was just your reflection in the train window!

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

*cackles*

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

you guys seriously, have you seen this video? between the van der beek, the unicorns, the munster cheese jokes, i still can't get over how much she looks like debbie gibson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng

there is also a cackle at the end
it's just really worth seeing because this apparently is the new normal?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea why i would click on that video

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

because you want to know what the kids are listening to
i have no idea either

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

i did click on it

it was pretty bad

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

i liked the vanderbeek though

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

i could relate to that aspect of the video, i feel like it speaks to people of "my" generation

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

The high-art 28-yr-olds are all about unicorns, too. The emblem of the generation, which is exciting as far as it's impossible to imagine a unicorn fitting into the hagiography of Generation X.

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

For comparison's sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV5iHgdRQRg&feature=related

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Who's ready for the freaking weekend??????

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know why, but I get really embarrassed for people when they lash out in public. This morning a girl on the redline standing about 10 feet from me politely, I thought, considering, asked the girl that was standing next to her to stop shouting in her ear. Said shouter absolutely flipped out and spent the next ten minutes shouting even louder about how it was "a goddamned public place and she can shout if she wants" and "she should kick this bitch's ass" before devolving into "I'm gonna pray for your stupid ass at church on Sunday".

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

What was the shouter shouting about in the first place?

I forgot about this until just now. Usually when people try to snap on other people it never comes across as clever, right? So but there were a bunch of rowdy late teens/early 20s on the red line a couple of weeks ago and a woman was trying to talk on her cell phone in the midst of it and she very calmly and dispassionately got up to move, saying to the person on the phone just loudly enough for ppl to hear, "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. There are a bunch of children yelling on the train." Then she turned her back on the rowdies and calmly continued her conversation. It was pretty sweet.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure what the shouter was initially shouting about, I had my headphones on and could hear her but I was tuning it out. I just happened to hear the request because my podcast had ended and I was flipping through my iPod to figure out what to listen to next. I don't know, stuff like that just makes me cringe.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like that girl.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

I guess in general it just bothers me when people react so out of line to a pretty much polite request.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

I don't care if people snap; I'd just like a car that doesn't smell like pee.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

may I recommend anosmia

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Have you ever taken a seat on the empty end of a crowded car, only to see others around you retching due to whatever you can't smell?

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yes. It really made me think! I can't remember if I moved or not, but I felt compelled to move.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse, you're like a superhero. You could walk into rooms that no one else can. There must be a high-paying job that only you could do.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

fart response team

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

I have a coworker named D3bb1e G1bs0n. She's Brazilian.

jaymc, Friday, 15 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 15 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha

I am a little embarrassed at how hard "fart response team" is making me laugh.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ok I have to get serious for a minute. Who's willing to go see Steely Dan on August 13 at Ravinia with me?

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Or the 12th. They're doing two night, Friday and Saturday. I like Saturday night better, but only because the second night of a two-night gig usually goes on longer and seems more special, somehow. Could be an illusion.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm out.

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

i'm vaguely interested but don't think i would be able to justify the cost so i am out as well

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Not in.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

No thanks.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

(not that you thought that i would be interested, i just thought i would contribute to the chorus of no)

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Mark and I were discussing going. I'll let you know what we decide.

jaymc, Friday, 15 April 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I've had "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" in my head since yesterday morning. This is terrible.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yeah we're gonna have a WING DING

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm. Let's try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy0ZVQcl7E

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

I've had "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" in my head since yesterday morning. This is terrible.

One of my top ten funniest work moments ever involves this song and it is super situational and requires you to know a specific person that none of you know so it will never translate to a proper anecdote. It is like an original painting by a master that I keep locked in the basement for only me to enjoy.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

I wish you would let me into your basement :(

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Country song: "I'll Come Out of the Basement (If You'll Come Out of the Closet)."

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkmacro.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/facebook_like_button.png

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Mark and I were discussing going. I'll let you know what we decide.

I'd love it if you guys went. That would be perfect. At any rate, you have until the morning of the 27th to decide, which is Wednesday after next.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

I just ran across this gem in a court decision

http://i.imgur.com/ya6LR.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

ahaha

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure there are laws against that. Open and shut case.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I'm afraid to speculate on what a "less desirable assignment" might entail.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

I just emailed that to coworkers, btw.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

I was researching legal ramifications to Nick's dilemma.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Nick's taking a hot load is surely not a solution.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Why have I never been to local option? I'm looking at their draft list and it looks outlandishly awesome.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Friday, 15 April 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

Local Option is good but inconvenient to public transit so we never go there.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

I am not sure I have even heard of such a place.

J/J, have you guys been to Fish Bar yet?

jaymc, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

looking at their menu i would totally eat at fish bar, but "fish bar" is kind of a gross name for some reason

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

i talked to my boss, we came to a pretty good compromise. i'm going to work in the morning, but i'm only going to be doing a small portion of the work i do in the same time period right now. it's basically going to be like an hour's worth of work spread over a two-hour period, so it should be pretty mellow and i can also be getting ready for the day. also the latest this will last will be through may but they're going to work to try and get someone else up to speed before then.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

We went to Fish Bar last Saturday. It was good. A little pricey.

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Nick - that is a good compromise. I hope they find somebody sooner!

Fish Bar is a terrible name. The same people own Burger Bar next door, so I guess they are going for a theme. It was good, but yeah, pricey (although we did get a dozen oysters). The concept was a little irritating, too. It's supposed to be like a casual beach place where you can mosey up and get some fish, dude, and having grown up at the beach, I don't have a lot of patience for that particular type of artifice. Like, how about you put some backs on these fucking chairs, okay? But all of the food was really tasty.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Hard to mosey up when most of the time there is going to be a long wait.

I had an oyster poboy. It was good.

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

The long wait for a table is at least pretty OTM for a restaurant at the beach.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 15 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

From a Yelp review for Fish Bar:

Allow me to take this opportunity to bring up an issue that's been biting me in the back of the neck for the past couple of months. Just because I have hair like a certain über-famous pop star, and happen to dress nicely and also be 16, doesn't mean I am said über famous pop star.

So.. stupid drunk man at 1 pm on a thursday I am not him, therefore do not persist to keep calling me by his name.

jaymc, Friday, 15 April 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

The long wait for a table is at least pretty OTM for a restaurant at the beach.

Not the beaches where I am from.

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

I've thought about it a lot and now concluded that I hate these domu.com El ads. Lady, you are not a wax sculptor and dude, you are not a life coach. Both of you go to hell.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

I also have some thoughts about the Britney Spears that is popular now: I don't like it because she can sing and has an interesting and distinctive voice, but in this song about dancing all night, they autotune all of the character out of her voice so that she might as well be Katy Perry (and I use "Katy Perry" to refer to any popular female vocalist who I cannot immediately name because she sounds so generic). Furthermore, I hate the song about holding your body against me because cheesy t-shirt slogans make terrible lyrics. I'm looking at you, too, Rhianna with your whips and chains.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

My big hit is going to be called "I cant be overdrawn; I still have some checks left."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like those ads either. I have a feeling that 22 year old hipster isn't really a butcher.

I think Katy Perry has a pretty distinctive sound, though. I can always tell when it's her even if I've never heard the song. She has the weirdest way of saying her Ls.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

I find the utter subservience of Britney's vocals to the production to be kind of interesting, actually.

Furthermore, I hate the song about holding your body against me because cheesy t-shirt slogans make terrible lyrics.

I actually thought this was kind of clever, but I had never heard that slogan before.

I'm looking at you, too, Rhianna with your whips and chains.

Am I the only one who is a little uncomfortable at a known victim of domestic abuse waxing enthusiastic about S&M?

jaymc, Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like those ads either. I have a feeling that 22 year old hipster isn't really a butcher.

Are these the ones with the hipster named Sven who is a podiatrist?

jaymc, Saturday, 16 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

That "hold it against me" line is the oldest cheesiest pickup line in the book -- you'd really never heard it? It's the Excalibur of pickup lines. Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

Harharhar

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Saturday, 16 April 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

I've heard that one.

jaymc, Saturday, 16 April 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

Am I the only one who is a little uncomfortable at a known victim of domestic abuse waxing enthusiastic about S&M?

Nope.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 16 April 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

John, the lyrics to Hold It Against Me are a variation on the pickup line, which actually goes "If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" (lyrics: If I said I want your body now would you hold it against me?)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I understand that. But I didn't realize it was a famous pickup line.

jaymc, Sunday, 17 April 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

Also, guys, have you rocked the casbah lately? I would recommend it.

jaymc, Sunday, 17 April 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yes but how do you really feel?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Sunday, 17 April 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

wuzzup guys
34 and snowy, spring break y'alll

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

If it hasn't already all melted, it will by noon.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

i don't mind it really

but i said WUZZUP

i am sitting at home on my first day of sp br and it is wonderful. had my first acupuncture appt yesterday, haircut today, maybe going to king spa later this week.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

super fruity spring break

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

T-shirt: Sticks and stones may break my bones/But haircuts and acupuncture excite me.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Who's going to do the pop song: "Free moustache rides"?

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

Hey if anyone wants to get over the "not going to any shows" hump, some acquaintances of mine are playing in Logan Square on May 8.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Redettes/193714258235#!/event.php?eid=100997486655098

Two good videos here: http://www.mostlymidwest.com/?p=1601

(this is featuring sycamore smith with one of the dudes from sah on drums, iirc nick came and saw them a couple years ago)

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

Aim toothpaste is ruining my life. I'm going to throw it away. I bought it b/c it was $1.00. It feels like I ate a box of alum and no gum or coffee or swishing will make it better. THAT'S WAZZUP!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

Gross. I hate Aim.

I'm so used to this mango orange Tom's of Maine stuff that regular mint toothpaste makes me cough bc it's so minty. Before we happened on this flavor, I was a radical devotee of licorice toothpaste.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

I was just making my first of several leisurely spring break lunches when my mushrooms started to squeak audibly in the pan. It was so weird.
Good lunch though -- leeks, zucchini, porcini mushrooms sauteed together with s/p/oo and topped with a little parmesan. served in a bowl to keep it from getting cold since i am a slow eater. side of potato chips for crunchy.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

you don't have to press them to make them squeak, but i guess you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwHwIYXGu6k

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

thinkin this upcoming job switch might be a good time to take an extended break from ILX

just found out that the campus is closed Thursday for spring break, which means only two days working at the library this week, whooooo. Sarah and the baby are out of town from Weds to Weds so I need to think up some fun things to do by myself or big creative projects to keep myself occupied

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Erotic fiction contest at the Whistler on Thurs... A percentage of the bar proceeds go to the center.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

You should go. It will be the most awkward thing ever. Jesse is going.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

i might! it would be an experience, that's for dang sure

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff might even go. We'll be the table of people with our hands over our ears going "la la la la la."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

someone should make a bingo card with all of the creative and cringe worthy terms that are used in bad erotica.

JuliaA, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like that would require reading too much bad erotica.

But I'm pretty sure "heaving breasts" would be a space.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Anything that equates an erect penis with some sort of aggressive animal.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

feel like "heaving on breasts" is underutilized

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

"manhood"

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

phallus

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

"deflower"

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

"his sex"

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

C'mon, just do a few shots and add some BSG fan-fic to the contest.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

o god no

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"quivering"

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

"bajingo"

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe some Anthony Bourdain/Rachael Ray "No Reservations" fan-fic?

I would go, but I inadvertently ended up with a ticket to Next on Thurs.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

xp W. Adama/Doc Cottle

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

his quivering sex split her chalky bajingo

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

"bajingo"

LOL first prize

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I would grant bonus points for the phrase "plethora of penii".

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I will one day take my revenge on you for coining the phrase "chalky bajingo."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

It's like the opposite of "nappy dugout."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

I think I might well have coined it!

No results found for "chalky bajingo".

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

now you need to write a rap called "Givin' up the Chalky Bajingo"

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think you need to do that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

how else will he win the erotic fiction contest?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Taking Mt. Bajingo.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Motley Bajïngo.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

I was not kidding about the romance writer's phrase book
You can basically compose entire sentences from their suggestions:

"A muscle flicked angrily at his jaw [and] his nearness made her senses spin"

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

His name echoed in the black stillness of her mind.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

^^ actual sentence from book btw

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

congratulations on your new job, nick!

horseshoe, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha thanks!

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

have any of you ever eaten marmite or vegemite?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

The smell of Marmite almost made me throw up once.

re above: gotta turn that romance into erotica.
"His name echoed in the pink stillness of her etc., etc."

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

I have never had vegemite or marmite, but Jennifer tells me I would love marmite. I believe her. It's salty and tastes yeasty, and I love brewer's yeast.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

Why do you ask?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

its a bit much when it's plain on toast, but it's good on toast with cheese.

JuliaA, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

! I bet it is.

I really need a toaster oven. I haven't had toast in almost a year.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

I looooove Marmite. You can buy it at Jewel in the international aisle if you want to try it. Or just come over and I will make you some toast.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

I looked at the Red Eye today for the first time in forever, and read that Rod Stewart watched some soccer at The Globe before his United Center concert.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

i hope he unsuccessfully tried to lead the patrons in a rousing chorus of "rhythm of my heart" and they were like naaaah

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

er I think it was some place called the atlantic

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/fire/post/_/id/1236/rod-stewart-cheers-celtic-from-chicago-bar

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to try marmite before investing any money in it. i am just curious because based on descriptions it sounds like something i might like.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

salty and yeasty is pretty much it as far as I remember

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

Before you blacked out?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

no because the last time I ate vegemite I was like 13

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

i am having some difficulty with my spring cleaning. sorta hit a wall. i already went through the stuff i don't (really) care about, and now i am trying to figure out a way to convince myself that i want to get rid of things i care about.
sucks.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Couldn't you not get rid of more stuff? Keep things you care about imo

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

I care about too many things. That is the problem. I have a surplus of caring. Trying to see my closets full of dresses as "a collection" and the 5 pairs of black pants in various states of disrepair as "trash" (as opposed to "something I might wear on a low laundry day) is the key at this point.

I got rid of 5 pairs of shoes I never wear yesterday, so that's a start. Also repeating things like "this sweater has a hole in it" or "this sweater is old and gross" helps me to remember why I will probably never wear it again. I'm just really attached to my clothes.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

When I get to the point where I'm really struggling to let go of my clothes, I call in my wife and, 9 times out of 10, she tells me to get rid of it. Which I'm totally fine with, its easier for me to let go of clothes at someone else's request than at my own.

How long do you guys think a store should hold on to your debit/credit card for you if you happen to forget it there while you shop? My wife left her card at a coffee shop yesterday morning, but didn't notice until she left work to go home. She called the store to see if they had it, they told her they did and she could come pick it up. But when she got there, they handed her the card, cut in half, and told it her it was policy to cut it up after four hours. Seems really weird. I figure they'd at least give someone 24 hours to claim it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that seems really weird. one time i left my atm card at my bank and i called them and they said their policy was to cut it after one day, but then i came in five days later and they still had it. they told me they hadn't wanted to cut it because they assumed i was coming in.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

er I think it was some place called the atlantic

I've seen that place (never been in) -- it's on Lincoln, a couple blocks north of Lincoln Square Lanes.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that seems a little weird to me too. still, it's not like you can tape it back together -- you can either be mad about it or move on with your life.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp My stepbrother* used to play in an Irish band that performed there.

(*in four days)

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, its just an inconvenience, I was just wondering if anyone else had a similar experience or thought that wasn't a very big window.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

horseshoe, I had a dream about you this morning. You and your parents and sister (whom I met once at DDPP, so I guess that is less weird) were hanging out at the comm. college where I teach. I asked what you were up to and you said you were a "teenage head scout" so of course I started singing Baba O'Riley and you were like *eye roll* smdh and then you said you were kidding and were really a school guidance counselor.

Also I took your recommendation re: Cerave and have been very happy.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

er I think it was some place called the atlantic

O Red Eye newspaper, you steered me wrong.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

I went to The Atlantic once--saw a play there that was set in an Irish pub: three brothers and a sister get drunk after their father's funeral. Great show. Was in the Chicago standard-issue pub back-room. Would be a good place to go to warm up for Hidden Cove some night.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, maybe Rod just had a bunch of games to watch. From the Sun-Times concert review:

After spending the afternoon watching soccer at the Globe Pub, he paid homage to Chicago soul legend Sam Cooke by covering “Twistin’ The Night Away” (a Faces standard) and “Having a Party.”

Another fragment:

“Hot Legs” (complete with Rod kicking dozens of soccer balls into the crowd)

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

horseshoe, I had a dream about you this morning. You and your parents and sister (whom I met once at DDPP, so I guess that is less weird) were hanging out at the comm. college where I teach. I asked what you were up to and you said you were a "teenage head scout" so of course I started singing Baba O'Riley and you were like *eye roll* smdh and then you said you were kidding and were really a school guidance counselor.

Also I took your recommendation re: Cerave and have been very happy.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:05 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol! i would never smdh @ you in real life, Jenny. also, i sort of wish your dream was real and that i had a damn job locked down. also yay for Cerave it is a miracle substance as far as i am concerned.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

eeeee one of the attorneys is in his office playing a DVD of a garbage truck accident in which someone was killed by a falling dumpster and the sound is making me nervous.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

killer garbage truck kills thread?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

(i'm not hearing death, just someone going "more, more, more" guiding the truck to back up)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Might be easier for a jury to stomach if you subtitute Roadrunner vs. Coyote sound effects.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks to a FB friend who just posted a picture she took of the Google streetview car, I now know that I was waiting for the bus at Diversey and Sheffield when the Google street view car drove past yesterday.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

Also I'm going to Pitchfork one day for free! I get to hang out in the shade and talk to ppl about the health center which is p much perfect. I don't know which day yet.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

fun! we're still thinking about going one day but we don't know which day yet since there are bands playing sat. and sun. that sarah and i both want to see

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh and we're definitely going to wicker park fest to see wild flag, the new band with carrie & janet from sleater-kinney and mary timony from helium

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

i've never really checked out her music, but a buddy of mine played drums for mary t1mony on a few tours (same dude who replaced whiney in p&l).

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

sarah is a huge mary timony/helium fan. i like a lot of her solo stuff. she's a really good guitarist. we saw her at schuba's pretty soon after moving to chicago, so in 2004 some time, i wonder if your friend was playing with her then? that night was the first time we had our car stereo stolen, while eating dinner at earwax.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

I saw her open for sonic youth.

Jeff, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

probably, this is from around that time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10q2wufJVsI

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

I saw Helium open for Archers of Loaf and gave you a Helium record once. That's all I got. I approve of this supergroup even if I don't think I've ever really listened to the bands of any of the ppl involved.
APPROVED

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

The Wild Flag 7" is awesome. I'm super excited for that band, excited enough that getting their 7" was the only reason I went to record store day at midnight on Friday.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

I own(ed?) Helium's The Dirt of Luck but haven't heard it in ages. I dig S-K, though.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

I'm way past the feeling when listening to Pandora of "How did they know I love this song?" But the Archers of Loaf station I started this morning is very much making me feel odd. And old. It's so INCREDIBLY the soundtrack to college. Like, a track off of Cor-Crane Secret? God how I used to love that album.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

How the HELL did I miss out on Archers of Loaf? They were at their peak during the time when I would regularly drive an hour to Winston-Salem (or 90 minutes to Charlotte) and spend all day sampling and buying CDs.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

I think the reason was that they were not obscure or inaccessible enough?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

We could spend the whole day discussing this, but I'm going to the gym.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

We could spend the whole day discussing this
Speak for yourself ;)

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

popping in real quick to tell you about this which I just heard about and seems really cool

http://www.richardnickelcommittee.org/book.html

blog post w more info

http://theonlinephotographer.typepad.com/the_online_photographer/2011/04/book-of-the-week-1.html

dayo, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

Holy cow!

Nickel quickly became obsessed with the project. He became over the next few decades a one-man preservation committee, not only photographing the still-existing buildings and documenting the destruction of the ones being torn down, but involved in every facet of preservation, from organizing protests of new development to entering buildings being demolished to carry off ornamental bits and pieces. He was killed in 1972 when a building he was in collapsed on top of him. His body wasn't discovered for a month.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

I hope somebody does a slideshow presentation on this book at the HWLC or something because I would really like to see the pictures and have somebody who knows what they are talking about tell me all about them.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

And thanks, dayo! That is really cool.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

haha I wish I grew up in Chicago just so I could page through that book and get nostalgic. yeah it's cool, chicago seems to be where all the amazing photography stories are happening lately (gary stochl, vivien maier, and now this)

dayo, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

Nice! I used to browse this book of Nickel's photographs at Borders sometimes.

I'm glad you mentioned Stochl since I hadn't heard of him before now.

(damn - on some page about Stochl I ran into some kind of malware. but I rebooted and this draft message was still in the box)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

News!

Reality show set in Boystown called... Boystown! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/redeye-tv-producers-scout-boystown-for-new-reality-show-20110419,0,5051542.story
Forest Claypool, huh? http://www.suntimes.com/news/4915438-417/rahm-emanuel-picks-forrest-claypool-to-head-cta.html
This is a good run down of the folks Rahm appointed to the "school team" if you are interested in schools (I am and also interested in schools v. teachers' unions). http://www.suntimes.com/news/4926619-417/what-the-members-of-rahm-emanuels-schools-team-bring-to-the-table.html

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

More news! #1 in the hood Americas, G.
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/cta-tattler/2011/04/cta-honored-for-dearborn-track-renewal-project-wins-two-other-awards.html

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

News: nothing

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

News: I'm eating eggs.

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

I ate eggs.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

News: I'm thinking about becoming a amateur stand up comedian.

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

i support this endeavor

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

Is there such a thing as an "amateur" stand-up? As opposed to one who gets good at it? It's more of an Olympic sport than a profession.

You do stand-up yes, ok. You do stand-up no, ok. You do stand-up maybe so, squish, just like grape.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

well a professional stand-up would be someone who makes a living off of it. amateur would be anyone else.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

Right. Which is why "don't quit your day job" is the most classic heckle of all time.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Since you are all pop music aware, what is the song Jeff and I heard in the car the other day? It had a male vocalist with some autotune but not a ton, IIRC, and the chorus was something about "I'm going to drink too much tonight" and it was kind of epic, with three or four distinct sections that repeated. It also had a pretty good club sound to it and layered production. It was a big song, if that makes any sense.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Jaymc needs his own signal, like the bat signal.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

I've been listening to a lot of Queen. Even the shitty later albums.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

That sounds like every single song on the radio!
They're all about raising the glass, bottoms up, you like to drink (so do we!), etc. Maybe you were hearing that song about "those will be the best memories"?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

"The kind we don't remember"

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

It stood out to me because it sounded different - it had more depth and the production was interesting. The music sounded like something you'd hear on like a James Holden or Alan Braxe mix.

Plus that's a funny assessment coming from the woman who claims Katie Perry sounds unique because of the way she pronounces her Ls. ;)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

she's different! it's the male singers who all sound the same to me.
also it's katy :-P

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

taio cruz, for example -- who is this guy? mike posner? who?
it doesn't help that virtually everyone gets good ol pitbull to guest at some point, so he's always there going HAHAHA at some point in the song

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know who any of those people are! Is Pitbull the guy on the Friday song?

We tried to Sound Hound that song and it wouldn't return a result, which means it was either a deep cut or super generic, heh.

(One of the founding members of my dirty hippie crew back in the day was a dude who went by Pitbull. I traveled extensively as part of his hippie army and I still have no idea what his real name is.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

He was definitely not a rapper, tho. Sketchy Entrepreneur would probably describe him best.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

No, that guy is called Stopsign or something -- Pitbull is the bald guy in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU

and this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_-CA9Ecf0

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

did the song you're talking about contain the lines "put your hands in the air" or "i wanna see you tonight"?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha Stopsign. I hope that is really his name.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

did the song you're talking about contain the lines "put your hands in the air" or "i wanna see you tonight"?

I don't think so.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

ok then i will need more information, or i just don't know the song you're talking about

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

I have posted all the information I can remember. Jeff might be able to fill in some gaps. There was rapping in it. And at some point, some said "Woo!" a la Jay Z (I am p sure it wasn't Jay Z), which I remember because I really love a good "Woo!"

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

It was upbeat, almost rollicking.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

I don't remember Much of anything about the song.

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

don't know if you guys saw but the Kindle will soon be compatible with Overdrive, meaning you can check out e-books from the library. this was one of the only things keeping the Nook and other e-readers competitive, the fact that they were Overdrive-compatible and the Kindle wasn't.

found out I have almost two weeks of vacation pay saved up that I'm going to get in my last paycheck, think it might finally be time to get myself one of these suckers

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

This song doesn't sound familiar, sorry!

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

v good to know, about the kindle. xp

JuliaA, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

i'm edging ever closer towards getting a kindle, but i'm still concerned how it will handle falling off the headboard of the bed every single night.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Hi.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I just had to scan some photos of a fatal car accident.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I had to push it out of my mind b/c I was feeling a little teary-eyed for a second. Which really surprised me.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

I had to do some accident scene reconstruction when I worked for the guy in NC and it was pretty intense. I would probably have a hard time with those pics, too.

I maybe told you about my criminal law class in paralegal school when the prof passed out crime scene photos and assured me they were not gruesome. The first one I pulled out of the envelope was an x-ray of a guy with a knife in his head. The second was a picture of the guy and the third was a picture of what a kitchen looks like after somebody stabs somebody in the head. Ugh.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

This wasn't too graphic a photo, which is kind of why it made me sad instead of sick. The guy looked like he was napping in the middle of the highway - no blood or anything. It looked like he could just get up and walk away. :(

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

It looked like he could just get up and walk away.

But this was not in God's plan.

I've been thinking and talking a lot about the bible this morning. It's an amazing text, it really is. Ask me how and why, and I'll go on for a bit. But I won't do that unprompted. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

i leave for a couple of hours, come back and you guys are talking about death and the bible?

what happened to pitbull?!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

dang!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

btw has everyone watched this? i sure hope so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB8boLoxDwg&feature=related

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

that isn't the video video

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh whoops

see, nick watched it. he knows. if this band ever plays, we should all totally go. it would be epic.

watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42TN0L9vcRQ&feature=related

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

probably shouldn't watch if you're feeling morbid or creeped out though

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

OH FINE

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

i was proud of myself for recognizing 'carnival of souls' even though i only saw it once like 8 years ago

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

that lady has such a recognizable face
i love that movie

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

i put a song from the soundtrack on my massive halloween mix!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

probably shouldn't watch if you're feeling morbid or creeped out though

Same reason not to read too much of the bible.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

Got confirmation on my pitchfork tabling shift - I will be there on Saturday.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

i leave for a couple of hours, come back and you guys are talking about death and the bible?

what happened to pitbull?!

Haha, I just had the same direction reading today's thread.

I get his first line of "I Like It" stuck in my head a lot. "Yo DJ! That's my DJ!"

After listening to that song many, many times over the past six month, I finally figured out (I think) is that all he wants to do is dirty-dance at the club with this unavaiable woman, versus actually taking her home and actually, like, plowing her. He's just saying "Your boyfriend's out of town, so he won't know if we dirty-dance at the Hange Uppe, but it's not like you're going home with me." Something like that.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

Speaking of insidious -- did any of you see Insidious (the movie)? I did. Maybe it was just the mood I was in, but it was so scary that I cried. I screamed full blast bloodcurdle at least 3x and found no relief in the comic relief. Scary.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Is that one star or four stars?

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

I honestly don't know. It was terrifying, so I was uncomfortable the whole time, but I guess that makes it good? Also I'm genuinely a little bit scared of ghosts, which made it scarier.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Did you see it in the theater? I hadn't heard of it, but I guess maybe your reaction makes me want to see it?

i leave for a couple of hours, come back and you guys are talking about death and the bible?

That was the second in my Gruesome Corporate Liability Law lunchtime series.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I saw it in the theater. Male lead was kinda blah, but I like Rose Byrne a lot. She has a wonderful baby animal face.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

Rose Byrne ... why, she's in "Damages"!

(posts very much in character)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

i totally left that there as nick bait
YOU BIT
ha

Rose Byrne is such a pretty name.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

I think she's a little weird. She's Australian, and even though her American accent is pretty impeccable there's still something off about her.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

i'm watching "the walking dead" while sarah's out of town. i've watched 2 eps so far, it's pretty alright. some of the characters are annoying and the dialogue is lame but the special effects and other visual elements are great

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

Whole season is pretty disappointing. Which is too bad, because I wanted it to be awesome.

Jeff, Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

It's been so long since I've seen it I can't remember what I actually thought but I also totally forgot it existed so maybe that should tell me. I would watch the next season but maybe wait for DVD instead of buying it though iTunes.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

I watched it too. Characters were laughably bad, dialogue made me wince, real people in cartoonish situations not really my thing, still watched the whole season.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

I need HBO to stop being assholes and start putting current shows for sale on iTunes or make them available through Netflix instant watch because I think I'm going to die JUST DIE if I don't get to watch Game of Thrones.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

If GoT ends up like Treme, you'll have to wait until the DVDs get released for them to show up on Netflix or anywhere else. HBO are dicks like that.

The first two episodes of Walking Dead I was like, "this is okay, but I feel like it could get really good", but it never did.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

well i'll probably keep watching it since there are only like 6 episodes

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

i keep reading that people are peeing their pants about that show but i haven't the slightest idea what it is -- i'm reading at the hbo site now and so far i gather
- based on a series of books
- mythpeople?
- ancient times?
- family feud?

wtf is this show, in a sentence or two?

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

i think it's about hobbits

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

No, no Hobbits. Based on a fantasy series about kings and knights and shit. Less "magic" and creatures than like LotR, more backstabbing, politics, and incest.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

The take on the books, at least according to the New Yorker profile of their author (George R.R. Martin), is that they're LoTR-style fantasy except more mature/gritty?

jaymc, Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

but the subtext is hobbits

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

read between the lines

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Sometimes I think it's weird that there's a whole literary genre that fetishizes the medieval period and its myths.

jaymc, Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Swords and battles fantasy set in a world sorta similar to medieval Europe with some dark magic and scariness and lots of high stakes intrigue re: kings and queens and vengeance and betrayal. Based on the popular Song of Ice and Fire books (which I am currently reading) by George R. R. Martin.

xp but I typed this with my thumbs and it was hard work so I'm posting it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

I watched it too. Characters were laughably bad, dialogue made me wince, real people in cartoonish situations not really my thing, still watched the whole season.

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The first two episodes of Walking Dead I was like, "this is okay, but I feel like it could get really good", but it never did.

these

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Sometimes I think it's weird that there's a whole literary genre that fetishizes the medieval period and its myths.

Sometimes I think you're weird.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

HBO has a new streaming subscription, though I don't know if it's only for pay-cable subscribers. They're staying in business by not working with Hulu/Netflix, from their point of view anyway.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

i saw the first half of the walking dead season and have no interest in finishing it out.

we watched the pilot of justified last night, i thought it was ok but i don't think it passed the girlfriend test. i'm assuming that every episode ends with a seated-at-a-table shootout?

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

justified was a little more cartoonish action-hero-cop-ish than i expected. is the tone of the pilot indicative of the rest of the series, or does it get a lot better?

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

there's a time and a place for blasting your music, and this isn't one of em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8rDti-rpZU

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, and I'm unclear on the subject of Game of Thrones -- is it realistic like people doing people things (politics, incest?), or is it magical swords and people with "powers and abilities". Will I have to keep up with who's who and their changing relationships or will I have to memorize a set of magical attributes and rules for using them on top of that? Because that is a lot of work.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

There is some magic, but nowhere near the amount you find in most other fantasy series. Compared to like, Wheel of Time, 90% of it is fairly realistic. There are tons of characters to keep track of though.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

There should be a rating scale for these things.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, there's very little magic, its basically the Wars of the Roses in a made up world.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

I'm also in dire need of seeing this show and I'm going to have to investigate possibilities this weekend. Like there must be torrents of it or something? Which is not something I normally do, but these are dire circumstances.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda, do you have HBO?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Almost time for a webinar!!!!!

Jeff, Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

No HBO. Now that you are making it sound more real and less hobbity, I am interested.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I had a good run with HBO. For two years, my old gym (Jeff's current gym) had HBO and Showtime. I remember once watching Pulp Fiction while spending, whatever that would be, two-and-a-half hours on a treadmill.

Then Comcast cracked down on public broadcast of HBO after a bar on Broadway had Sopranos-watching nights with wisecracking waiters and costume contests.

Still, for another year or two there was a bar in Wrigleyville that was mostly empty on Sunday nights and had good tap beers and Sunday-night specials. Watched the last season of the Sopranos there. But when I went back a year or two later, no HBO there, either.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

hmm, I was just gonna say that I bet there's a bar somewhere that plays game of thrones, but apparently not.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

I like LOTR, but I am not interested in going out of my way to learn a whole new universe. For comparison's sake, Breaking Bad is pretty taxing for me in terms of remembering what's going on, and really the only episodes I hated were the overtly theatrical ones, where they had a conceptual conceit and focused on that instead of on the characters.

This show sounds pretty good, but I am slightly put off by magic unless it's just part of their story as their basic belief system.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

hmm, I was just gonna say that I bet there's a bar somewhere that plays game of thrones, but apparently not.

I am not so sure I would want to go to a bar full of George RR Martin fans...

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

haha, I bet it would be interesting, at the very least

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

How so? (honest q)

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know...hardcore fantasy fans have a reputation for being a bunch of socially awkward dudes. Could be like a star wars convention or something. or like the big bang theory.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, like I'm one to talk re: social awkwardness, but seeing a room full of that could be weird

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

y'all should read the New Yorker article john mentioned about his fans

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/11/110411fa_fact_miller

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

I've been meaning to read that. Perhaps at lunch today.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

ok thank you
that's the explanation i needed
sounds good!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yes. I mean, I share many common interests with nerds and geeks but my experiences at group events for nerds and geeks tells me that the potential for annoying behavior is high. When I'm on nerd/geek turf, I see it as part of the whole package and am not that annoyed by it. But at a bar watching a TV show seems like a different story.

Also, and look I like fantasy as a genre so I'm not coming from a place of hate here, but some fantasy dudes are just awful especially vis a vis women. I don't know what the GRRM/Gor overlap is, but I'm sure it exists and I would sure like to avoid it.

xp again!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know what the GRRM/Gor overlap is
but it still sounds like something I don't want to be involved in, like a mosh pit in 2011.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

or ever, really

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

When I collab with Ken V-mark, playing a file cabinet with drumsticks, we're going to call ourselves The GRRM/Gor Overlap.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Or, at wilder shows, The GRRM/Gor/GWAR Overlap.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Soon!
http://chicago.eater.com/archives/2011/04/21/trader-joes-lincoln-parklakeview-opening-in-may.php

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

FYI I like Gwar.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

on the scale of disturbing, that article about the fans taunting the writer is rating pretty high for me

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

this picture of children from a bygone era posing with the may pole is a quick antidote
http://www.encyclopedia.chicagohistory.org/pages/3827.html

zoom in and look at their faces

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Soon!
http://chicago.eater.com/archives/2011/04/21/trader-joes-lincoln-parklakeview-opening-in-may.php

Jesus HIV-positive Christ, it's about time.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

oh thank god, I hope this draws people away from our TJs.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

I know that this is exactly the sort of thing an ignorant lay person would say, but from the time since the walls were in place to about a month ago, PNC built a bank branch on Halsted from scratch and opened it. That TJ took way longer than was necessary to build.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

My local shitty supermarket (Market Place Foodstore - I think it's weird that they separated the first two words and made the second two a compound word) has been putting up framed copies of their ads from the 60s and stuff about how they're your friendly neighborhood grocer. I'm wondering if that is due to anticipated competition from TJ, which also markets itself that way.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

Market Place can fuck itself. It's crazy expensive, run down, and the customer service is piss poor. And the produce, too. And they do not accept coupons from the Internet and do not give cash back on debit purchases.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like my posts above belong here: http://whitewhine.com/

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you were Filipino.

jaymc, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

I offer this with no comment.
http://i.imgur.com/5dDyL.jpg

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

les quizerables!

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

who won?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

Also, to tie back into the GRRM discussion, is that the man himself crouching above the prairie dog?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

my team won, quite decisively. it was a glorious moment in my life.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

damn right

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

also, that is not grrm, it is the ghost of gerry garcia.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Those of you who missed (or left early) the erotic fiction contest at the Whistler missed the most amazing Jesse performance since the Racist Karaoke. This might actually top the Racist Karaoke because it was just straight up awesome rather than awesomely horrible.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man...

jaymc, Friday, 22 April 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

Tonight will go down as one of the highlights of my life.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

I belong on stage saying horrible things.

There is video!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

It wasn't horrible! You read the winning contest entry!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.suntimes.com/news/4953584-417/gun-owners-compared-to-holocaust-victims-senator-wants-apology.html

Sometimes I really, really hate rightwingers.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

video plz, sorry I missed it

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 22 April 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah me too.
did you guys read about the professor who told the republican group on campus to fuck off? she showed a delightful lack of contrition in her apology.

ALSO I learned last night that Joyce Hyser, star of Just One of the Guys, dated Bruce Springsteen for 5 years right before Born in the USA. HERO.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

aw man i missed jesse's reading. i thought you weren't going to get to read?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't know I was going to! That lady said somebody dropped out and she asked me, but I never said yes or no, and I thought she forgot.

By "horrible" I meant 0_o.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

put that shit on youtube

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

hey, what should i buy on amazon that costs ~10 dollars? i have a $20 rebate, and i'm using half of it on a visit from the goon squad.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

i've always wanted these little sauce lunch vessels shaped like piggies and fish http://www.amazon.com/Cook-Club-H4537-Sauce-Containers/dp/B001AJ8HOG/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1303482030&sr=8-4
or you could download some mp3s

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

mp3s don't count, or else i would totally do that

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

how about this dignified bento box http://www.amazon.com/Urara-Blue-Dragonfly-Japanese-Bento/dp/B001TK5HYO/ref=pd_sim_hg_5

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

i don't pack a lunch :/

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

you should get as many packs of plain white undershirts as you can for $10

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan! Now you will start.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

I packed a lunch, but forgot it at home.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

nah the cafeteria at work is kinda awesome

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

congratulations jesse
it sounds like you had a triumphant eve

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

someone read a thing at the erotic reading last night called "I Like My Women Like I Like My B00ks" and it would be hard to parody it b/c most of the ideas I've thought of were in the piece itself. think about it.

xp - Yes! It was truly a wonderful night for me.

Jenny, I like your co-worker.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

She likes you all, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

i wish it wasn't crappy out. i was hoping to go on a long walk today. now i don't know what i'm going to do.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

no shows i'm interested in tonight, no movies i'm particularly excited about

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh snap STNNNG is playing at the hideout tomorrow

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

nevermind me

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Am I the only one stuck at work?

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

I just got a scheduling order from a state court in Ohio that says "This matter is scheduled for jury trial on October 4, 5 and 6, in the year of our Lord Christ, 2011." WTF? It lists a bunch of other dates, but not with reference to Him in them.

x p - no, I'm here until 1:00 or so.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

Am I the only one stuck at work?

Nope. I'm here all day. F all these religious holidays!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

I'm here, but it's a half-day. Of course, I'll probably end up working a full day anyway, just because there's a lot I need to get done.

jaymc, Friday, 22 April 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

i always finish up at 1 on Fridays. for a couple more weeks at least. maybe i'll go see Source Code.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

it was pretty good!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

I'm here all day too.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

I always feel like everyone else gets days like today off, but apparently I just enjoy feeling sorry for myself.

There was a crazy police standoff / evacuation down the street from here last night, but apparently it was a hoax.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Agree w/ Amanda re: Source Code. Worth seeing!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I read about that, the dude was calling it in from a neighborhood bar!

(xpost)

The el was pretty empty this morning, so a lot of people are taking the day off. I'd say my office is about 3/4s full right now, but a lot of people are leaving early from the sounds of it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

yeah there was v. little traffic this morning, which was great.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

i'm at work too, full day.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

I always feel like everyone else gets days like today off, but apparently I just enjoy feeling sorry for myself.

If it makes you feel any better, I never get days like today off.

Jeff, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

I've got a craving for mac and cheese with hot dogs cut up in it. With a little ketchup.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

Do you want to go on a picnic?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Oh god!!! I didn't even make that connection. Fuck.

(to the rest of the class: the erotic story I read involved Velveeta shells and cheese, bacon fat, and a buck licking both off of a woman while they had sex)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

And that story won http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCftGI69vtwXvvpZEjjKP9lQxQx3pmMKDHZEjOoou6DeG4OtxzZw

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

and when is this hitting youtube (you wrote the story too, right?)?

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

a buck? like a deer?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

I did not write the story - a very quiet and plain looking young woman wrote it. I just read it.

Yes, a deer.

Jenny, tell your co-worker to email me the video, please! Or I guess I could add her on FB and ask her.

A scene from the story: after the deer goes away, the guy comes on the remaining bacon fat and Velveeta on her belly "creating a somewhat edible slurry."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

As a judge, that was the only story I gave the highest possible score.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

"creating a somewhat edible slurry."

this story sounds like a remarkable appetite suppressant.

JuliaA, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'm impressed by this plain young woman. Otherwise Juuulia otm.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

update: ended up buying a pair of drumsticks from amazon.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure she has a google alert set up for that phrase. She'll be here in a few days to discuss.

Jeff, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Projection! If she's as good as she sounds she writes stuff like that 100x over. But hi there if you find this!

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

I'm listening to the popol vuh herzog sdtk comp j + j gave me and it's sounding so wonderful on this cold horrible grey day. Not that anyone cares but thanks guys! This record rules.

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Awesome!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 22 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys look at this

http://i.imgur.com/zY2cw.gif

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

I pity the fools who missed SeculEaster.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 25 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

it was fun

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 April 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I'm kidding. I don't pity you.

I just remembered that Katie casually (very casually) asked me to say invite you all to SeculEaster on ILX b/c she couldn't remember her user name or password. So FYI, you were all invited to a Secular Easter celebration yesterday at her house.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 25 April 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

I am getting tired of explaining to the heads of other departments that just because a task may be purely administrative in nature and may not take a lot of creative talent doesn't mean that it can be done instantly.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

if anyone's looking for something to read, try pp 118-133 of this book about hoarding
most of it is very mild and makes hoarding seem much less CRAZY than most people think it is/tv would like you to think
but
this chapter is about a crazy cat woman who was the minion of her psychiatrist, an even bigger crazy cat woman
http://books.google.com/books?id=AZSYFdxaLikC&lpg=PA119&ots=gxqF-H_6jD&dq=pamela%20cat%20hoarding%20psychiatrist&pg=PA117#v=twopage&q&f=true

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

at one point she was responsible for taking care of 800 cats

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

Why in 2011 are students still sending me Word Perfect documents? At least convert that shit to a PDF.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

i get them too
1) they don't have MS office because it is expensive and
2) they don't know what pdfs are or how to convert documents to this mysterious format

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

i thought everyone used google docs now?

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you had to have Acrobat Professional to convert docs to PDF. Is that incorrect?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

Is that incorrect?

yes

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

you can convert docs directly to pdfs in some versions of Word (through the print menu, oddly), though that doesn't help people with Wordperfect

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

I think WP has the same print-to-PDF capability. I would be thrilled to receive an .rtf file. With all of my various softwares and web thigers, .wps is the only format I can't open.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Are you sure you can't open them with MS Word? Try opening them through the program rather than double-clicking them. I have Word 2007 and it opens WP documents.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

I set the file association so that WP to automatically open with Word, which automatically converts them.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmm I will try that when I get home. Thanks! That would save me some hassle.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

Everyone just go back to legal pads.

Jeff, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

i think this picture of my niece makes a good companion to jesse's lobster/parrot photo:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217388_10150251617233968_539528967_8643701_7042881_n.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 April 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 25 April 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

I go through this every semester multiple times! There's also a downloadable app that will turn anything into a pdf -- dopdf I think it's called? -- but that requires the ability to download things etc.
Some people struggle to save-as.
Just being totes honest here. I've gotten some rtf files and they drive me crazy too because they're not double spaced, they're centered, a million different annoying things.

Papers. Ugh.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

dope pdf

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

that's my standard email response when someone sends me a pdf instead of an unreadable piece of crap

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I just wish they'd go ahead and cancel tonight's Cubs game before I trudge to Wrigley and find my seats to only have the floodgates open at that point.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

hey i've been playing autoharp and a little bit of omnichord for advance base, which is the new project of 0wen from c@siotone for the p@infully @lone, and i wanted to give a heads up that we're playing at schuba's on may 18 and at subterranean in early june. j0dy is playing bass. it's very quiet sad music, a lot of waltzes. i'll probably be sitting down the whole time.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

btw here are some secret videos of my prince tribute band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_PA0J4VajM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi69wJwHZiM

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

oh jordan they're going to be playing in madison in early june too and i think i'm going with them. i'll send you the details if i end up going.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

yeah for sure

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

i want purple veins to play HERE

that's exciting about your new band nick

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

ha it's not my band at all. but it's fun playing music, even though i don't really know how to play autoharp.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

actually we're thinking of doing a chicago gig

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

i remember playing autoharp in kindergarten, so how hard could it be? i'm sure you'll be fine.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's pretty easy tbh

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

hey, if you're playing with the band, it's your new band
it's the new band you're playing with
your new band

here's my new band
http://ewingsir.com/files/2010/05/Rubber-Band-Shooter.jpg

i looooooved watching my gradeschool music teacher play the omnichord

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

haha!

http://old.jarrin.net/sites/7f4b457c-f724-477f-af61-4f57a3d7662a/uploads/omnichord.jpg

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha we were practicing and i said jokingly "you know what this song needs is an omnichord" and he whipped one out of the closet. it blew my mind. he has a lot of gear.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Attn all:

I need to procure a bottle of malört for a shindig a week and a half away; could one of you kind souls help? It seems categorically impossible to find it outside of the Chicago area.

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

nooooo

goole, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

yessssssssssssssssssssssss

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

You can order it from Binny's now iirc. I will do what I can to help if that doesn't work.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

gah it's blocked at work for me; I will try it tonight

Thanks for the tip!

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

I can't get Binny's site to load but there's a link to it on the Malort fb page. http://www.facebook.com/#!/JeppsonsMalort

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6184184&id=30053384630

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

I meant

lol

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216343_10150167279444631_30053384630_6617399_1960711_n.jpg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahaha

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder why all my Chrome tabs are softly pulsating? No change in color, just going light-dark-light-dark.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

they like you

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

u r hi

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

His Chrome tabs pulsated gently, sensually. Just then, a muffled tapping sounded at the window. Jesse looked out and into the deep brown eyes of the deer, it's animal breath fogging the window.

Jesse slowly approached the window and pressed his palm against the glass. "How did you find me?" he asked. "I'm on the fourth floor."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

lulz

JuliaA, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

OMG dan where did that picture come from? It's a work of art.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

Ha.

Seriously, they're still pulsing. I thought it was my eyes, but it's not.

I'm on the 6th floor.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

xp Jeppson's Malort fb fan page

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

let's line up by who works on the highest floor. i'm going to be on the 15th floor at my new job. waheeee

i only have two more commutes to elgin after today. and only one more week of working at my other job. waheeeeee

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

3rd floor outta 4

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

That is wonderful news, Nick!!!!

Ps - 8, but I bet I'm the only person on this thread who can jump to my death inside my building.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

5 outta 8

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

And I could theoretically jump to my death inside my building, but I'm not sure if I'm high enough to do so from this floor via the atrium. I'd have to break into a higher floor to accomplish that.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, well then I bet my landing would be the most spectacular, right in the black and white tile bullseye in the center of the Great St@te Fare Food Court. (Shut up, I know I am being paranoid.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

My job sucks so please just let me win the "most spectacular interior fall to my death at work" contest, as that is about the only I've got here.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

My fall wouldn't be so grand. Parking lot on one side, couple of boring streets on the other. There would be no jumping inside. Unless I flung myself down the stairs.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

2/7(?)

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

(I generally take the stairs/escalator to my floor, so I don't actually remember how many floors are in the building.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

My job sucks so please just let me win the "most spectacular interior fall to my death at work" contest, as that is about the only I've got here.

You can keep that one, mine would be spectacularly boring and unnoticed.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

2/2 (though it's probably often considered the first floor because we're on a hill and blah blah blah).

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

xp Nobody would look at Panda Express or the DMV the same again.

Actually, that is why I would never actually "take the shortcut to the concourse" as they call it (yes, there is a slang term for interior jumping suicide here, which should tell you something). It would really be an awful thing to do to people. Well, that and I don't want to die.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that would truly just be horrifying all around.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

dying is generally a bad deal

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

one of my good friends worked at a coffee cart in the federal building, downtown milwaukee, and someone jumped to their death in the atrium. from the army recruiting office on one of the top floors.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

I just remembered that I read that NYer piece about George RR Martin right before I went to sleep and dreamed that GRRM was my boyfriend.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

He'd probably make a terrible boyfriend, but he'd wear colorful doublets for you.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

gross.

i dreamed about portals.

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

I just remembered that I had a dream about hanging out with Ned on a submarine.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

gross.

i dreamed about portals.

Portal 2?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

yup

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

9 of 16.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

I think a lady just gave me a seat on the train based on an erroneous belief that I am pregnant. Thanks, sucker!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

You are pregnant with purpose.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

i work on 1 of 2 and 2 of 2 but who cares

I just found out that D's book is on the shelves at my childhood library and this is just like WHOA so super exciting that I have no words.

!!!!!!!!!! that library saved me

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

dan m, you are a prince among men

a whole bunch of ppl in MN will be cursing you by proxy via me

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

pics or it didn't happen!

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/northnorthwest/ct-met-no-paper-or-plastic-20110426,0,4728932.story

Evanston is going to be overrun with lose cat turds if they pass that ban MARK MY WORDS.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

Also: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/columnists/ct-biz-0427-phil-reader-20110427,0,2258099.column

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

Also, loose cat turds. Sigh. IT IS EARLY.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

oh boy i can't wait til the wind blows evanston's loose turds onto my doorstep

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

Let's not forget the dog turds in this equation, too.

One of my pet theories is that future civilizations will think our society were some kind of shit-worshipers since we lovingly collect dog turds and deposit them in neatly-wrapped containers that are conveniently non-biodegradable. I may have mentioned this theory before, I'm not sure.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

srsly tho the trash cans at Horner Park where we usually take the doofus for a romp are pretty much always mostly full exclusively with shopping bags of poo

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

haha more like Hoarder Park with THAT trash can

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

if I had a back yard of my own, I would look into some kind of cat turd grave. For now tho it's plastic bags.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if our downstairs neighbors would like a cat turd grave under their grill.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

turd grave o turd suave

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

On FB, my friend Kim called these "fecal time capsules."

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

^^^pretty much what I was going for

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

There will be a GLAD bag black market up there.

When I think of Evanston, I think of all those chain stores (many of which I like!) downtown. I mean, what is Noodles & Co. going to do without plastic bags at the end of the night?

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

What is Noodles & Co. going to do with all their cat turds?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Noodles & Turds

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Update: My Chrome tabs continue to pulse.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

"Pulsing Chrome" sounds like an idm album

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Guys, I'm excited. We're going to have a boy.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yay!!!!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

cool

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

stock up on these

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.102018365.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, yes. I was babysitting for our friends a few months ago and learned why those ridiculous sounding things might actually be very useful. I've never seen a baby giggle as hard as he did.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Congrats, jvc.

What are those?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

"peepee teepees"

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Woah, congrats, Jon!

(P.S. Other controversey in Evanston. I like the photos but don't want to re-post photos here of citizens at meetings.)

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

(Scratch that E in -versy.)

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, the uproad over the Tilted Kilt has been kind of ridiculous. Not because I'm all for it or anything, but because there are already several bars and restaurants in downtown Evanston (well, at least Bar Chicago) with bartenders and waitresses that wear pretty skimpy clothing and no one seems to bat an eye at those.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

wtg jon

and lol @ peepee teepees, because it reminds me of my sister referring to my nephew -- "that thing's a loaded gun with a hair trigger"

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

My building has been evacuated. May be a fire. Dunno.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. I guess it actually is something. "Collapse Rescue" just showed up.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. Obama is at Harpo today.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

Is he walking around waving his birth certificate in the air?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

like he just doesn't care?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

That was weird. No fire but the FD and cops swarmed the area. Apparently there were multiple surges in the west loop. It was already a mess out here due to the O & O show.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, let's do karaoke before this.

http://i.imgur.com/CDMSR.jpg

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yesterday's Loop rush hour crisis was due to a bomb scare, not the Prez. http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-police-investigate-package-at-loop-highrise-20110427,0,6280503.story

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 28 April 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

My friend got stuck on the Blue Line for three hours because of that. :(

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 28 April 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

That would be a difficult experience. God what if it were a packed train.

They had N/S streets blocked at least as far south as Congress. Jackson was blocked at Canal. That's a huge, huge area to block for a small bomb!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 28 April 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

Eh, I would rather them block off a huge area than one that was insufficient to contain the damage. Plus, you figure they want to keep space clear for emergency vehicles to be able to get around and fix things that might have an impact beyond the blast site.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

was the prez in town yesterday? traffic to and from o'hare was shittier than usual, then leaving o'hare we saw a couple of limos being escorted by several police cars going into the airport

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I beleive he was visiting with his old friend Oprah.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

There was an extermely hairy bear on the red line this morning, very happy to be awake at 6:45, resplendent in his too short jean shorts, Disney denim vest, and knee-high athletic socks.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

It's Bring Your Youngin' to Work Day here. That's pretty fun.

xp whoa. I hope he is someone here's youngin. Sounds like somebody I want to meet.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

No youngin's at my office today, not yet anyway. This guy was like 6'4" and had smiles for everyone on the train, he was just thrilled with life.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

I learned a new word today: bumptious. "adj. - Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree." I'm going to remember that one.

Learned from this merciless review of "Atlas Shrugged" from 1957: http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/222482/big-sister-watching-you/flashback

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Finally got my hands on a copy of the newly designed Reader. Digging it so far.

jaymc, Thursday, 28 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://jillfilipovic.tumblr.com/post/4985822746/the-best-comments-from-a-fox-news-story-on-obamas

Wowwwwwwww

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 28 April 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 28 April 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

How Chicago's Express Lanes Work.

I've wondered about this every time I've been on the expressways. Pretty cool. And the video features a guy w/ a fine example of the Chicaago accent.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, missed this before I saw this comment: Hilarious. They actually have a button on the control panel labeled "DO IT NOW."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

Also, my favorite part of Jenny's link: How can you say obama is an African American? He is the offspring of an EAST African and a Caucasian. His ancestry is not from west Africans.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

The thing is, I recognize the point that person is making, i.e. Obama does not share the ancestry and cultural heritage of most black Americans (who were descended from West African slaves). It doesn't mean that he doesn't qualify as African American, though. (In fact, he has a more immediate relationship to Africa than most Americans!)

I know you all know this; I just had a sudden urge to break shit down rational-style.

jaymc, Friday, 29 April 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i manage to not get too het up about politics in general but the birther bullshit is really aggravating to me, because it's not even based on any pretense of political disagreement or concern but just sheer trying to find a loophole. i wouldn't care if he wasn't a naturalized citizen, i would think that living almost his entire life in the U.S. and serving as a senator would be good enough.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

hey none of you guys have a garage do you?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

I've got a garage.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

Why is Gwen Stefani on the cover of the new Reader? I like the non-hand-smudge new cover, not sure how I feel about the insides yet. No garage.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
Listening to Carrie sdtk.
That's all.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

It is gorgeous out. Have yet to see the new Reader.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

i manage to not get too het up about politics in general but the birther bullshit is really aggravating to me, because it's not even based on any pretense of political disagreement or concern but just sheer trying to find a loophole. i wouldn't care if he wasn't a naturalized citizen, i would think that living almost his entire life in the U.S. and serving as a senator would be good enough.

I find Donald Trump's involvement particularly rankling. Here is a guy who is pretty much the walking definition of privilege pulling this barely-even crypto racist bullshit and acting like he is somehow the gatekeeper of BHO's legitimacy. Like, go to hell and fuck yourself, Trump.

I'm soooooooo worried that I'm going to find out my parents have jumped on the birthed bandwagon. Just thinking about making that inquiry makes me want to vomit.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

Not smart to juggle running a hotel chain and talk that stuff.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

the whole thing is so disgusting that i can't even think about it

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

My uncle and cousin (not his son) got into a very heated FB debate over this. My cousin basically said what Jenny did about the barely-concealed racism and my uncle flew off the handle about "its not racist! this is just how politics work" and more ugh, cringy stuff. So annoying.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

that's horrible
i'm listening to the wicker man soundtrack to enjoy this beautiful but pretty stressful day

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Hey does anybody have any good restaurant recommendations? Our anniversary (6, I think) is coming and we need to pick a place to eat!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

We ate at Vincent in Andersonville for my birthday and it was delicious and romantic, etc.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

If you haven't been to Longman & Eagle I liked it. And I went in prepared to hate it because that's how I roll.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

just don't order the gnocci (or sorry, "gnuddi"). unless you are interested in a four small gnocci in a comically gigantic bowl.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Does L&E take reservations? I am so not fucking with a wait for a table on a special occasion.

I will look into Vincent - thanks, E!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Looking into Vincent: A Memoir by Dr. Seymour Butts, Proctologist

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

xps I don't think they do

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

Guys, that was a terrible joke.

Can I just say: I hate when restaurants don't take reservations.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

They must accept reservations for their upstairs rooms, right?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Sunday supper at this place: $29, a few courses, incredible food, nice ambience.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

xp I'm sure. Maybe we should rent a room and order room service. And then take semi-public poops in the shower.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Courtney told me that one of the sleeping rooms at L&E has an RV-style bathroom in that the commode is inside of the shower stall.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

I'm listening to the C.H.U.D.S. sountrack.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

Can I just say: I hate when restaurant websites provide menus as PDFs.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Me, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

And speaking of restaurants: R and I dined at the Hopleaf the other night. I had never had anything other than beer there and was very impressed.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, why do they do that??

I also don't care like that restaurant web sites are so often in Flash, and only Flash.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps you will find this relevant to your interests: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/restaurant_website

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

That comic said it approximately as well as I could have.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

This must be shared.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/movie_ages.png

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh damn

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

My goodness I've had a productive day! That's what happens when the phone doesn't ring all day and the bosses are out of the office. I'm realizing that having to answer the phone really fucks up my ability to concentrate on other work.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

That was a really mundane post.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

you're a mundane post

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to report that khan bbq has raised their prices and are now at the official "post check please" level
just FYI
food still excellent, but no longer cheap

oh well

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

The "Popular Library" room of the Harold Washington Library is, I have just discovered, a pretty decent video rental facility. I can't believe I've never seen La Strada. No matter -- I just rented it for free.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

Doy

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

If somebody organizes some kind of drinking endeavor between now and when I am done with class at 3 pm and then texts me the details, I would come and drink with you after class. You know, in case you were bored and wanted to drink with me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 30 April 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'd love to, but I probably can't, but if you do something, text me and I'll let you know then.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

we're going to see cave of forgotten dreams! i'm really excited even though i don't really care about 3-D. cave drawings + herzog is like 110% of what i want to see. i don't even care if it's boring. it can't be boring.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

(at evanston theater not river north)

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

UGH. I'm having the frustration referred to in The Oatmeal comic above right now.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

Remember my complaint about receiving Word Perfect documents? Well, now I have received a paper scanned in as a series of five giant jpgs. This is from a different student, btw. The one with WP just copied and pasted the paper directly into the email.

*beleaguered sigh*

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man - photo quality scans of text documents are one of my pet hates, especially:

1. When they come from offices, especially bigger offices where they should know better;

2. When each page is scanned separately;

3. When I try to reduce the size and the result is a PDF that takes 30 seconds per page to load.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Are you able to specify what kind of files you expect for papers? For the future, I mean.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

Losing battle.

Jeff, Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

this is the sort of thing that an instructor orientation/workshop (at the very least) should cover

"this will happen, here are some suggestions for what to do when it does"
practical concerns

so that everyone isn't getting all outraged about it in their individual homes/bubbles, yknow? it's why i get all worked up when people get thrown into a classroom without a syllabus or anything

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Jenny et al, I'm doing some work today but could take an Allagash break if you're going to Fountainhead or Globe.

There's a half-block line to Half Acre today.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

I would meet for a beer today.

courtnoodle, Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

I'm an an airport ruby Tuesday drinking a beer.

Jeff, Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

At an

Jeff, Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Which airport? A Megarita would be refreshing today; I can get that started for you right away while you look at the menu!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

One of Ruby Tuesday's suggested phrases was "to wash down with. As in, "The Church Street Chicken is great washed down with a Megarita!" So gross.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

The Cajun Tilapia is fantastic, and it's pretty spicy, so how about a pina colada to tone it down in case you puke?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I could beam to the Ruby Tuesday! And then beam us both home so you wouldn't have the hassle of flying.

Of course I am able to specify the files I want but

Losing battle.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 30 April 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

So happy with this photo, you guys.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5310/5673878924_5e7747d3ab_z.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

Very nice.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, how do you feel about your eye for presenting photos, ie, framing and matting?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, by the way, I have a mat cutter, if you want to use it sometime, maybe if you're coming over to take shots from my roof.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse: that is a sweet thing to have, and something I wouldn't even know where to buy. (Though that giant arts and crafts store on State street is a good bet.)

Please let me take more shots from your roof, sometime soon. I have three really premium lenses now, attached to a really great camera. And I love night shots. And both the 35mm and the 50mm lenses have a (maximum) 1.8 aperture, which means they let in a whole lot of light in a short period of time, which makes them perfect for night shots. Also perfect for portraits, because they can get a very narrow depth of field at the lowest aperture (Or highest... the lower the number, the larger the opening, because it's a ratio between the size of the sensor or film and the size of the hole that the camera shutter creates when it opens). The 50mm lens is especially good for portraits; the DOF is as thin as a page of the bible when it's wide open, which gives you huge control over what you want to be sharp and what you want to be soft.

I'm rambling.

I think the next camera equipment I'll buy is not another lens, but a few good filters. Probably a UV/haze filter first, then a polarizer.

Photography is fun. :)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Sunday, 1 May 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

I mistakenly received somebody's Rolling Stone magazine in the mail yesterday (the address is like blocks away from our apartment (yay Chicago postal workers!) or I would return it, but as it is, sorry Alison). Anyway, I haven't looked at an RS in aaaages so I flipped through it and wow. What a piece of crap this is. Artists featured on the cover: Steven Tyler, Paul Simon, Paul McCartney, Soundgarden (the article is only about Chris Cornell, though), and the Beastie Boys. Because I guess only old white dudes in the late afternoon of their careers are worthy of headline mention in a music magazine?

Also, in the Hot List feature, there is this shocking bit of copy re: Beyonce's single "Run the World (Girls)":

True that, B. Girls definitely do run this mother. But dudes are way more likely to geek out over the production of her new, M.I.A.-ready party igniter. Cooked up by global beatmeister Switch, it sampels the Jamaican-y 'Pon de Floor' by his Major Lazer project with pal Diplo. See? Complicated! But trust - shit like that means it's a very cool choice to play at, like, a Ke$ha afterparty.

Which is to say, stick with your coverage of old white dudes, Rolling Stone. God.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 1 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, girls run the world, but only men would be interested in complicated music production! Because it's complicated! And your just girls!

Baaaarrrrrfffffffffffffffffff

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 1 May 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

haha you're

Fuck. Grammar is complicated!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 1 May 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

omg rolling stone. gross.

horseshoe, Sunday, 1 May 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that is totally disgusting

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Sunday, 1 May 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

What the hell? It boils down to "Girls definitely do run this mother. But dudes are way more likely to geek out over the production," right?

Kenan - I'm open to suggestions for when you will come over. You tell me - I'm pretty open. Email me.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if the military helicopters flying around Chicago the past couple of days have anything to do w/ OSB's death.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

yes, they are storing bin laden's body in barry's basement in Kenwood.

the emancipation of disastrousness (askance johnson), Monday, 2 May 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

They are going to put Osama's head on a pike in front of the Dirksen Federal Building.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

Dead Osama will be Oprah's final guest.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 2 May 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

We have chosen Nightwood for our anniversary dinner for those playing along at home. I sent Jeff a list of restaurants, out of which my top two were, in order, Nightwood and Vincent, and Jeff's top pick was Nightwood and so.

Just looking at their website is making me super hungry. Also probably because I can smell steak from Ronny's (talk about a bait and switch).

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

That looks really good.

I'm about ready for something new and refreshing in restaurant menu styles.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Nightwood looks so awesome

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

I liked Nightwood but wasn't wowed by it. Would like to go back for brunch, though.

jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

when you go for brunch it's called morningwood

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

boinnnggg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!! I wanted to make that joke!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

it just popped into my mind that I wrote "OSB" upthread. obviously i meant "ODB."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

IRL LOL at morningwood. Hahaha

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Nightwood was not my top choice, the four I sent were in no particular order.

Jeff, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Oh damn. I thought we had some ~synergy~ happening here.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

The "Popular Library" room of the Harold Washington Library is, I have just discovered, a pretty decent video rental facility. I can't believe I've never seen La Strada. No matter -- I just rented it for free. It is pretty great. They also have a lot of ancient VHSs of stuff that doesn't exist on DVD — with the added bonus being that they don't smell like B.O.

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

Even the opera CDs stink! Like how many people can have handled a copy of Luigi Dallapiccola's "Il Prigionero"? They smell SO BAD.

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

why I chose this topic to post here for the first time since winter, I don't know.

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

I am on record here as finding the popular library to be a very stinky place. I find the same problem with the CDs. I think it's less about who handles them and more about them just marinating in the poplib funk.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

jaymc, my friends thought you were delightful and think you should move to madison

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Aw, I liked them, too! Great to see you. My calves are still sore from jumping around to "Jump Around."

jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

Also we did brunch at Green Owl, which was v. good.

jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

cool, i didn't know they had brunch. their whole 'vegetarian restaurant by way of only approximating meat dishes' thing is kinda weird (and overpriced imo).

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

Well, they don't actually do brunch, we just went there for an early lunch. I see your point about their approach, but I appreciated that they didn't seem to be trying to mimic the flavor of meat so much as just using meat dishes as a concept or template.

jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

Informal poll:

which of the following songs I heard on the radio today is the best "ding dong the witch is dead" radio play for today?

1) "Hold Your Head Up" -- Argent (on "the loop" chicago's classic rock)
2) "Coming Home" -- Diddy (B-96)
3) "Never" -- Heart (whatever the soft rock station is)
4) "Wake Up" -- Arcade Fire (xrt duh)

They all sounded really extra good while I was driving.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

2 an obvious optimist's choice, 4 for conscientious objectors, 3 for weeping eagles, 1 for olds?

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

5) da butt - EU

the choice 4 str8 party ppl

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

6) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkMnjrA6iQ&feature=player_embedded

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

would love to hear 'Da Butt' at work

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

goddammit next-to-last day at the library and we actually got in some books i want to read

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

ain't nothin wrong
if you wanna do da butt
at
your
job

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently the music at our work is supposed to change every month, but it's been the same 50 Counting Crows/Coldplay/Jason Mraz shit since I started training.

xp you're leaving the library? You didn't get hired that long ago did you?

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

i've been here 7+ months but i got a new full-time library job that i start next week

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

Y'all. Did I not tell you this? Last week The front desk clerk, who is our customer facing person, was listening to her headphones and ROCKING OUT and I was like, you are rocking out! What are you listening to? And she was super excited and said DA BUTT! Then I did the butt for a minute and she said "Ow!"

It was a good time.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

I enjoy imagining you doing Da Butt for a full minute (neither party making a sound during that time). :D

corey, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

And the front desk clerk becoming very serious, and upon completion of your exhibition (which you carried out with a look of deep concentration, maybe with your tongue sticking out), nodding in earnest approval.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

We take our butts very seriously here.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

I have no idea what Da Butt looks like.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

The video for the song can fix that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm. Not what I expected.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

btw, from two years ago:

anyone hear anything about nightwood yet?

― robotsinlove, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...

I got your nightwood right here.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:25 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

at least i'm consistent

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha <3

horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226409_1931628644888_1067405465_2263517_4729251_n.jpg

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

a friend asked me to pass along this survey for a marketing research class he's taking. as far as i can tell, it's about beer and hipsters: http://baruch.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_86Q5ORqia17i2aw

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

There needs to be an "I don't know" option for the PBR sponsorship question, because I have no idea who sponsors concerts I attend.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah. I marked "Yes" only b/c I thought that it was likely that I had been to one, but I really don't know.

jaymc, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

I marked "no" based on the fact that I think PBR event sponsorship is relatively new (feel like I read something about PBR trying to reach the target hipster market that way) and I haven't gone to a co certain in a long time.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

i figured that i've played so many shows in diy spaces where the only drinks were two cases of PBR that the cumulative effect is equivalent to at least one "concert/event sponsored by PBR"

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

thanks for taking it btw

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

I always liked that PBR restricted its advertising to bar signs (and they still do--sponsorship being a different thing).

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

i have never been to a show sponsored by pbr afaik
is there usually a sign or something?

then again, i became aware of the extent of my cluelessness when i realized that odd future wolf gang kill them all was not an ilx thread title, it was a real thing AND that i learned this because NPR told me

the shame

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

oops xp

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Well I learned something today, too.

Obv "co certain" should have been "concert."

There is some football player here in the JRTC today if anybody cares.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. How long will he be there? Do I still have time to see him?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yesterday I went to the federal courthouse at 4:30 for work and left at around 5:00 and waited for Blago, but didn't see him. The press corral was full and they had set up guard rails from the front door on Dearborn to the street.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

i hope you were planning to jump and scream like you saw the beatles

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

I started to feel like a bumpkin, and also like Jack Ruby.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

does that guy have the best name or what

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. How long will he be there? Do I still have time to see him?

Nobody knows.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

j/k I don't care

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to look at an apartment at 2:00 - I'm so excited, I'm so excited!, I'M SO - SO - SCCAARREDD - *SOB* *SOB* *SOB*

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooool

corey, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.comuZg4L.jpg

The Market Place is a little salty about the Trader Joe's down the street.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

Huh.

I SAID.....

http://i.imgur.com/uZg4L.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Why shouldn't they be?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

Boy do I feel dumb - b/c of the line breaks in the sign, I thought they had 2 eighty-nine dollar wines that were fine and they were braggin ...

BlackIronPrison, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

Who am I to tell a store what to feel, but "salty" is maybe not the best image to portray. It's not like they've done much to earn goodwill. They've been a way overpriced, dismal filth-hole for ages, and they put forth no effort to improve because they didn't have to since they've been the only supermarket for miles around (literally).

My beefs: The prices are ridiculous - at level of Whole Foods' prices, but without the benefits of WF; customer service is often unfriendly and unhelpful (occasionally appalling), and the product selection is a strange mix of obscure quasi-gourmet items (5 kinds of kefir, dozens of Wasa-type crackers) with hit-and-miss options on everyday stuff like frozen vegetables and cat food. You have to be careful shopping for produce, as they don't do a good job weeding out spoiled product. I was happy about the salad bar at first, but the greens are perpetually wilted and soggy and the plethora of mayo salads have skins. And there are countless little things that sound insignificant on their own, but which add up.

This year they seemed to realize they might have to step it up, and they replaced some freezers (instead of playing musical product between various broken ones), did some cleaning, and added a lot of old-timey signage with their circulars from the 1960s, and statements emphasizing their history and image as a sort of institution. And the sign above, of course.

I'm sure they're concerned about finally having competition, but their reaction has been pathetic: few minimal, desperate improvements in matters of substance plus marketing that sounds like they think the neighborhood owes them something.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

Embrace the Place.

P.S. Hi Jesse!

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 5 May 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

P.P.S. I've read that sign ten times now and still don't get it.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 5 May 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my god. I KNEW my denunciation of The Place would summon you!! Ha!

Hi Kev B. :)

xp - Trader Joe's sells Charles Shaw wine, which is known as "Two buck Chuck," though the price varies due to local taxes. The Place also sells a student-gallery-opening quality wine, which they price at $2.89.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b014e883d5427970d-500wi

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

That animal's name is Pequeño! It is a pudu, which is the tiniest deer of them all.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

When born, a pudu weighs the same as a pint of milk. Full grown, they are only 17 inches tall. Pudu!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

hello baby!!

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

look at the little smile on that fella

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

Eeeee!

Is that pudu a fawn? Is a female pudu a puda?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

That's a fawn!

Amanda, I knew you would like Pequeño. <3

We're going to see Cave of Forgotten Dreams tonight! Heck yeah.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trying to use the Twitter why because I'm bored at work. pullapartgirl is me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Is a female pudu a puda?

No, but a female pudu has a pudenda.

jaymc, Thursday, 5 May 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

Shown in wine photo: Kendall Jackson, Beringer (both decent but as mass-produced/distributed as can be).

What I'm fascinated by is discovering last night that State Farm is opening a social space next door to Trader Joe's, filling the gap left by Borders.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Dude man we discussed that here weeks ago.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Get with the times bro.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Eazy, the $2.89 Fine Wine is Tisdale. I've tasted it and it's not foul, but certainly mo improvement over Two Buck Chuck.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

xposts Ah thanx for the wine sign explanation, Jesse. Wouldn't have gotten that in a million years. I like Boone's Farm. Is Two Buck Chuck comparable?

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 5 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Something about that sign makes me think English isn't the makers' first language?

corey, Thursday, 5 May 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I missed the State Farm conversation! And I'm giving a TED talk on Saturday about social spaces like that!

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

You are???? That is so cool!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

Yup yup, at this. Guessing they'll film/record it as well.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone planning on going to any of the craft beer week events?

Jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

we're having craft beer week up here. last night we went to a hop-focused event where i had generous free samples of about ten beers in a very short amount of time, then had to walk somewhere and get a burger immediately. and tonight my band is playing at a cask-conditioned ale thing.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

I like Boone's Farm. Is Two Buck Chuck comparable?
Tell me you're kidding.

Cave of Forgotten Dreams is SO GOOD. You will love it. I think.

The energy I just expended arguing with students/prying information out of their brains was enough to fuel a small nuclear energy facility.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

I have no plans for Craft Beer Week but I would like to participate in some way.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I just fear the crowds. Beer events in Chicago get so packed so quick.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, part of me thinks craft beer week is just a good time to drink at home.

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

I would like it better if it was a ticketed system.

I am going to the opening of Finch's Beer Company weekend after next. Got in on the limited Facebook invite.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

you guys live in an alternate universe

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

Come visit sometime.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe somebody should just have a party and we can all bring craft beer to drink.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

Only if someone brings a barrel of 20 year old bourbon county stout.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

Somebody throw cortbey and me a bday party.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't nick's bday soon too?

I spent a good portion of the morning explaining that an outline is a plan.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

In other words, a visit to another dimension and/or universe is welcome at this point.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe somebody should just have a party and we can all bring craft beer to drink.

http://blog.lujure.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Untitled-4.jpg

jaymc, Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I actually once thought that a sort of craft beer tasting club would be cool, where everyone would bring beer based on a certain theme, e.g. Czech Beer or Imperial Stouts, or whatever.

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

Hi. We are in North Carolina.

I am happy to have people over to our backyard on my birthday (Sun. May 15) in the afternoon but there would be conditions:
* if the weather is bad, we might have to shift to a bar instead of inside our apartment
* I would like it to be a fairly small number of people, like in the vicinity of 10-15 people at most. This might be a complication to a co-birthday party situation with Jesse and Courtney if everyone wants to invite more people. I really do not want to have a huge party, just like a core group of friends drinking beer and relaxing.
If these conditions are too onerous then I apologize.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

Craft Beer Party seconded

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'll be there.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

i want to see calle 13 this weekend @ congress theater but i'm too old and who would go with me anyway?
still, would be fun.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 04:28 (fourteen years ago)

Nick - I would be down with your proposal. I would host, but my place is too compact. I'll summon Bagourtney.

Amanda, I have no idea what Calle 13 is, but if you are going to any shows I'd live to be invited.

The glorious day is upon us- TJ is open. I was surprised to see that they have bulk produce. The aisles are nice and wide. See you soon, Jennifer and Jeffifer.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

Jesse you might either like them (they started out as reggaeton, but are now just sort of pastiche of spazzy Latin sounds/rap?) or think they are terrible. I think most people I know do not like them, including most of chilx.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

Don't think it's sold out yet -- I've never been to the Congress theater. Anyone? I haven't really made up my mind about it but if I do, I'll call you!

This is apparently what they're like live, which looks pretty fun if only I could be invisible and/or be ensured that I wouldn't see any students: (try to get past the "tiger woods" line) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhpkH3d6HSY

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

I was surprised that the Calle 13 show was so inexpensive ($18). I mean, they've won Latin Grammys and whatnot.

jaymc, Friday, 6 May 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

I know! That's part of why I was considering going.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'll summon Bagourtney.

Malortney

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

That's right up there with Abortney.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm starting to think this is a bad idea. Maybe one of you would come with me to see Bomba Estéreo next weekend at the EB?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXlgNMDK3E&feature=player_embedded#at=36

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

I like Calle 13 a lot, but I will be heading down to ISU to watch my brother graduate this weekend.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol "Malortney. "

Huh. I actually like that Bomba Estereo song.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

Oh re party: I like Nick's idea. I propose that somebody bring a cooler to put the beer in and keep it outside.

I know we are logistically well suited to host a party but I'm hosting a fundraiser at our casa on May 22 so that would be too much partyhosting in one month for me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

partyhosting looks like "pantyhosing."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

My application for my new place has been

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

...approved.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

See y'all suckers later, I'm moving July 1!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Same building?

Jeff, Friday, 6 May 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Unfortunately, no, but same company. It's at 530 W. Diversey, directly across the street from Market Place lol, and directly in front of a Diversey bus stop, which is nice.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

It's on the 6th floor, which I'm thrilled about because it has huge windows that face west for a pretty long view.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

Moving sucks, I hope I don't do it again for years and years.

Jeff, Friday, 6 May 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

You're right. Ugh.

It is less than one block north of where I live now. Even so, I will be living in Lakeview instead of Lincoln Park.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't move except I can't stand living in darkness. My current place is perfect except that it is permanently late dusk in there.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

I love the building with the Red Hen bakery, would love to see what the apartments (condos?) look like in there.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, that building is absolutely beautiful from the outside. IIRC it has some kind of historic significance - I think there is a street sign that tells about it.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I love cave-like dark apartments. I never realized that I am slightly photophobic, but I recently realized that I am. I'll take a nighttime bike ride or cloudy day anytime. Well lit rooms make me squirm.

Glad you're getting what you want though Yesse.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Lots of diffuse natural light = awesome

Bright artificial light = headache and grumpiness

Direct sunlight = hiss, hide behind my cape, retreat to my coffin lined with the earth of my homeland (Delaware)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

Although we get some bright ass light in our place in the summer* and it is a huge relief to lower the shades and close the curtains.

*or did. The luxury condos might have taken care of that.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

that's photophobia!

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

Summerphobia, more like.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photophobia
It's real! Bright light makes my head hurt and my eyes water. Also, I have rabies.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

Photophobia is a symptom of excessive sensitivity to light and the aversion to sunlight or well-lit places. In ordinary medical terms photophobia is not a morbid fear or phobia, but an experience of discomfort or pain to the eyes due to light exposure.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

I learned that word when I got contacts, b/c one of the warnings on them is that they can cause photophobia.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

I like a dark, cool bedroom, but in my current place I have to have the lights on all day long. Plus my "view" is of a fence and a concrete wall 15 feet away.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

It sounds like Jenny doesn't have official photophobia so much as a disinclination toward excessive, glaring light.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

That sounds about right.

I am a photic sneezer, however.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Me tooooo!

My asshole flower shop boss refused to believe me. He accused me of faking it when I would sneeze when going into the light.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

One of the reasons I like our apartment is its wide range of natural lights/darknesses.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

I think this book may be relevant to the diverse interests of ChiLX posters: http://m.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/mf_billjames/all/1

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, Kr just e-mailed me that yesterday.

jaymc, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

Fun. I will save that for later.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

CPL doesn't have it listed in their catalog yet. Fix it, librarians!!!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

I did put the new Sookie Stackhouse book on futurehold. Malortney and I can have a library hold battle for supremacy!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

glad to see 'Malortney' is catching on

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

you guys please stop me from getting internet angry

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

it doesn't happen a lot

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

but

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/you_mad.jpg

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

(sorry)

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

what is it you're getting angry at, perhaps I can share your anger

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

Shit My Students Write

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

that was what I was guessing

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

i mean
honestly
not a lot makes me hate ilx but here i am

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that thread was a little cringe-y for my tastes. Its weird though because some of the people in that thread are usually better than that sort of thing, but are oblivious to how that thread comes across.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

imo the people in that thread are not better than that sort of thing, they do it all the time

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, true, well one person in particular I was thinking of.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

I basically dislike when anyone's talks badly online about people in their workplace/school place. Whether they deserve or not.

Jeff, Friday, 6 May 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Just give in and post some of your ESL student tales.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

Dear Jesse,

I went to Trader Joe's and I liked it (and got a free bag too!)! Some things are cheaper than The Place, some not. But in general, I really really REALLY like it. I'm scared for The Place...

What I liked: Their checkout counters are small but they have a pull out tray so you don't have to balance everything by the scanner.

What I didn't like: The music was too loud. That may be due to the opening day celebratory spirit. But Fleetwood Mac's "Sara" does not lend itself to public consumption, esp. at high volume. The Doobs' masterpiece "What a Fool Believes" worked, though, given that it's about running into people and all.

What I'll never learn: Don't choose the checkout lane with the hottest guy in it. I waited forever.

xokevin

P.S. I get my hair cut in the building where you're moving. You're going to have a HOT neighbor. He came down in flip flops in December to get his hair cut. He kept rap-mumbling to himself "nails done, hair done, everything did." So adorable.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 6 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

No

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

The Place is very convenient, which is nice. I hope they don't close anytime soon.

You are right about the music. It was crazy loud this morning. I wish I could remember the song....

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

xp Then can I extract some of the good ones from my upcoming ILX anthology and post them under my name?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

NO

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Then how about I make up my own anecdotes, write them on slips of paper, and throw the paper and the pen I wrote with in the river.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

I guess that's ok but only if you feel bad about it afterwards.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

I will feel how you tell me to feel. In fact, if you said jump in the river, I would, cuz it would probably be a good idea.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 6 May 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

You can only whisper your stories into the hollow of a tree, then cover the hole with mud.

corey, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Hello. I am going to be taking Metra from Ravenswood for the first time today (first time on Metra, first time at the Ravenswood station). Are the steps pictured in this Google street view link the entrance to the platform?

CLICK THIS HERE PLEASE

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

Those are the steps to the platform, but I think you should go up the other side, assuming you are going north...Also there might be a temporary platform north of Lawrence, due to construction. If there's time, I can forward this to Sara, as she takes this every day and therefore actually knows what she's talking about.

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Saturday, 7 May 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, please. My train doesn't leave until 4 something. I have anxiety about getting there and not being able to get to the platform and missing my train. Or more likely, getting there really early, not being able to access the platform, and spending an hour all frustrated and tearful walking around Lawrence and Ravenswood until I figure it out. Which, btw, is also how I tend to play adventure games.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

I am going north, to Kenosha. In Wisconsin.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

okay, I just emailed S.

I think you'll be fine Jenny, but hopefully we can put your mind at ease. And the Metra is nice, much nicer than the El!

Though the one thing I noticed, the few times I've taken the Metra is that it travels on the left side, which is ludicrously counter-intuitive, because we don't live in england.

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

Speak for yourself, old chap.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Also, thanks!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, Sara says the old platform is still in use for Outbound (aka northbound) service. So you would take the stairs on the western part of Ravenswood, directly south of Lawrence.

Have fun in WI!

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Jenny - I'm 96% sure that the stairs you want to take are on the opposite side of the tracks b/c of the ridiculous system that aj talked about. I'm actually 100% sure. Also, there is a sign that will tell you.

xp

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

Also, your link to the Street View of the Metra platform leads to "food loc: 4800 N Ravenswood Ave, Chicago, IL 60640"

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

that golden nugget is strangely alluring.

the emancipation of distraction (askance johnson), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

This is the city we live in, you guys.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5066/5696285137_3619310ab5_b.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to get a glossy print of that photo right now. I have a lot of extra frames lying around.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

aw chicago so pretty

horseshoe, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, I"m really glad you finally got a nice camera and lenses!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

Not all the Metra lines are backwards, just that one.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'm psychic - evidence: I was napping just now and dreaming that Jenny and I were walking down the hall of my new building to look at my new apartment. I was awakened by my building manager who was knocking at the door of my current apartment, which she was showing.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you for the assistance! I am in the Golden Nugget having a tuna sandwich and a cup of coffee and I can see where I need to go so I am calm and okay, thanks largely to your help. xoxo

That maps link is about food bc I was looking to see where I could eat around here. I have an abiding and entirely unjustified love of Chicago diners, especially Golden X diners, so here I am.

Kenan that pic is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Nick: I feel it is only fair to tell you that you have been immortalized on the wall of my dining area.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/nick-tape-framed.jpg

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

huh ok

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 8 May 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

We hung that same picture over our bed.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 8 May 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

ahaha

horseshoe, Sunday, 8 May 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

Weird, I hit Submit on a post long ago, but it didn't post.

I was trying to deliver the message that the update on Buster bus tracker app is great, even though it deleted all my favorites, which was shitty. It does multitasking, allows you to track a bus at multiple stops, and has reminders. Very nice.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan, that photo is great. I might like to buy a copy. I definitely want a large print of one of your photo (or more than one).

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

I went to my first Too Much Light show last night and I highly approve.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

have been meaning to go for 7.5 years now, maybe someday

got a kindle for my birthday. fuck you, books!

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

Nick, did you see the video on Youtube of some librarians challenging Harper Collins' assertion that a library book's life is 26 check-outs?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Feel like I went to a bunch of TMLMTBGB shows in the late '90s/early '00s, but I think the last one I went to was five summers ago.

jaymc, Monday, 9 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

26 check-outs

Wow, this seems insanely low to me, strictly speaking as a patron.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Here is the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je90XRRrruM

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't seen that video but i have read a shit-ton of blog posts about it. pretty dumb to intentionally build the flaws of an old product into a new product.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

That is a very succinct and OTM response to that nonsense.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

i think i basically stole it from cory doctorow

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

his new book is a crazy publishing experiment

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

I think that response is clever, but it misses the point.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

it's not clever at all -- it's a dull lifeless fact

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

I thought it was clever!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

but it really is a crazy publishing experiment

also for the record, i did not see c13 because i was in a really blue/glum/low/shitty mood on saturday and it did not seem like a good place for me to be. so i did not go.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I was referring to "pretty dumb to intentionally build the flaws of an old product into a new product" as being clever, not "his new book is a crazy publishing experiment."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

sign of the times:

our car got broken into last night
they took a bunch of change, but left my CDs

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sorry Amanda. Did they break any windows? If there was not too much damage, I would like to ask permission to laugh at their choices.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going to see Tune Yards tomorrow! For free!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

Nope, no windows broken -- just a mess and a bunch of change missing. They didn't want my anise flavored mints, writing textbooks, handouts, or Apples to Apples travel edition either.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Once in Kalamazoo, someone broke into my car and stole a bunch of change, but they left a VCR remote control. Later, in Chicago, someone stole a bag of Metropolis coffee but left behind a Sun-Times.

jaymc, Monday, 9 May 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

Things that apparently have no value to thieves today:

anise flavored mints
grammar handouts
books to improve their writing skills
educational games
The Replacements Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash cds
The Sonics Boom! cds
My extensive collection of parking stickers with various dates on them that I use when I am just running in somewhere for a minute
gum wrappers

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

i bought that replacements CD as a (lol) replacement for the cassette i bought in high school and now it's all worthless

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, but that $0.76 you got from the armrest! Enjoy that!

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

Some theifs stole change (and strew the contents of my glove compartment around the inside of the car) but left all my tapes. I think the resale value of CDs now (like the resale value of tapes in '98) is negligible and makes stealing them not worth the hassle of selling them.

I'm glad there was no damage to your car, A.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i mean no complaints really
i would gladly have handed over that $0.76 if i get to keep my photocopies/cds/textbook

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Once in Kalamazoo, someone broke into my car and stole a bunch of change, but they left a VCR remote control. Later, in Chicago, someone stole a bag of Metropolis coffee but left behind a /Sun-Times/.

They clearly do not appreciate the simple pleasures of reading the paper and drinking coffee.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

They think print media is dead.

Jeff, Monday, 9 May 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

The one time anyone messed with my car was when a guy in NC stole the whole car after stealing my keys.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Where were your keys? Wait, was this someone you knew? I feel like I know this story.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Does Sorry Ma start with the Minneapolis police breaking up a party?

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure yeah

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

EZ: Do you dislike Arcade Fire?

Jenny: I was at NY Pizza across the street from my apartment on Tate St. above the coffee shop. My keys were in my jacket pocket, which was draped on my chair. I knew the guy as the semi-homeless guy named Red who was always on Tate St.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

In fact, I do.

Maybe I'll come around one day. Meantime, this is my favorite song of theirs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQ-6IAS1cc

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you did! I've been curious about what you don't like about them. If you don't mind, would you tell me? Us?

Huh. The vocals sound a bit like they were made for his voice.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, Jesse, I read your first post as "NYC" instead of "NC" and now I need to figure out who I know that got a car "stolen" by a friend in New York.

It is also possible that I dreamed this. Or that it is something I read or saw on television. Did that ever happen on Friends?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

For my ears and taste, it's a little like Coldplay: the peaks-and-valleys and bombast, but missing something at the center.

There were a few mid-2000s Montreal bands with similarly epic ambitions who I like a lot more: The Dears, Sam Roberts Band.

Maybe it's just too echo-y and/or the way the guy sings doesn't get me to listen to what he's singing about.

This is mostly from just hearing them in the background at places. The one time I actively listened to their songs was when Steppenwolf was putting together a cabaret night of acts inspired by specific Arcade Fire songs, so I listened to a few for potential inspiration--no memory of what I heard, other than it was from The Suburbs.

Again, maybe I'll come around.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Those other Montreal bands with similar ambitions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpFTgc4-aRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjrRMwv7I8

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

That was along the lines of what I thought you might dislike about them. Pretty understandable. I get what you mean "something missing at the center" of the bombast, but I don't get that from them the way I do Coldplay. I first heard Funeral, which, starting with the title, was right up my bailiwick, and that kept me listening to Neon Bible, which was at some points not as interesting. I'll definitely check out The Dears and Sam Roberts Band! xp - I'll do it right now.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 9 May 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

Does Sorry Ma start with the Minneapolis police breaking up a party?
I don't think so? It starts with "Takin a Ride" iirc -- take another pill from your purse, take a little ride in a hearse, not a cop car unless i'm missing something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5jVgo4eXkg

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

radio's blastin, turn that shit off

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

Oh! It's the first track on Stink:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AH5NVFHeu4&feature=fvst

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that's their most famous song, i think?

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

well, next to "alex chilton" maybe?
i have no perspective on these things, though

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Monday, 9 May 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

For a while I was hoping someone would steal my first (older) Honda Accord b/c it was giving me trouble, specifically no A/C (went on a road trip from NC to New Orleans with no A/C on Labor Day weekend - UGH). I always wondered if insurance would cover the theft if I left the keys in the ignition.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

Also...

Northwestern University will not offer a controversial human sexuality class next academic year after its professor came under fire for allowing a live sex-toy demonstration during an after-class lecture.

About 100 of psychology professor J. Michael Bailey’s students observed a naked woman being penetrated by a motorized sex toy on Feb. 21.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Live? Nude? Penetration?

Uh.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

You know, I somehow did not put really put all those aspects together until you said that.... Wow. Whoa.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

lolcomments

Conservatives are so funny and repressed. They freak out so quickly, the moment anything even hints at open sex or sexuality. Do the rest of us a favor, and keep the judgements where they belong: in boring, homogenous, safe suburbia.

Can't decide if that's trolling or trolling or if that person is serious.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I just slept through all my college classes.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I first heard about that Northwestern controversy while playing Scrabble against a couple of NU alums. Apparently the toy is called a "fuck-saw."

jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

"fucksaw" is worth 20 regular points in Scrabble.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

That seems like an important class and it sucks that they cancelled it but I have a lot of questions about the scene. Like, why do they need to show this? Visual representations of sex in which a man (was it a man?) penetrates a woman with something are not exactly hard to come by. Recreating a pretty mainstream porno-type scene seems kind of pointless.

Was the person doing the penetrating naked? Or was it just a naked lady laying there? Did the woman have any agency in this demo? Did she show pleasure? Was she an active participant such that the students could see women enthusiastically and actively engaged in sex or was she presented as a passive demo model? The paper makes it sound like the latter, but newspapers don't know how to write about women and sex any other way, from my experience.

I am not entirely convinced this is a good idea, but there are ways to do this that might be educational and empowering and ways that just reinforce women as passive sex receptacles and playthings for the enjoyment of men.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

It was in the context of a discussion on kink and the penetrating was done by a machine. Who was operating the machine, IDK.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Just googled "fuck-saw" (on my phone) and I see that it is a modified reciprocating saw, which is an interesting name for a tool in this context.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

A fucksaw? Now that's something.

I guess my question is why would he need to demo this on a live participant? Just show the equipment and explain how it works.

But then also, why a woman? Why not fucksaw a dude?

Here is a very NSFW link for the fucksaw, should anyone wish to purchase one: http://www.stockroom.com/Fuck-Saw-P2931.aspx

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

The whole thing strikes me as a little disingenuous and it's hard for to imagine this wasn't fundamentally rooted in the prof's prurient interests. There are ways I could envision this done well, but something about a male college professor displaying a naked women being fucksawed to a class raises some red flags for me.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

this trib article has quotes from both the woman and man involved

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-northwestern-to-pay-for-live-sex-toy-demonstration-20110302,0,3942305.story

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

OK, so I read about it from a sex blogger who says she was the owner of the fuck saw, which she was brought in to show and describe in relation to a discussion about the g-spot and the idea that female ejaculation isn't real. The model's privates were not exposed to view, she says. I'll like to the somewhat NSFW blog post in a sec.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://sunnymegatron.com/2011/03/04/sex/kink/fucksaw-at-northwestern-university-the-real-story/

NSFW

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

I was just coming to post that! And say that I was clearly wrong in my assessment.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

The Chicago Breaking News story was a misrepresentation of what happened, even for such a short piece where you can't get into details.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

can you explain it so I don't have to go to an nsfw site while at work?

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

The fucksaw or the explanation?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

The Chicago Breaking News story was a misrepresentation of what happened, even for such a short piece where you can't get into details.

This is unsurprising and I should have known better than to formulate a conclusion based on just this article. Hello, bias my old friend...

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

the explanation/misrepresentation

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait I am confused... the trib article I posted is labeled as breaking news but since it came from early march it obv isn't anymore

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, today's Breaking News is that the class was canceled.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't felt this confused since my 5th grade sex ed class where our gym teacher performed a sex act with a modified snowblower.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Only in the UP.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

LOOOL!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

In MN they were not so much modified as repurposed for snow sex.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

Fuckblower

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

Check it out

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/c/chicago-lights-1191505-xl.jpg

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Ooh.

BTW, late to reply, but the classic Replacement song for me is "Unsatisfied." Someone (Mojo Nixon) said that song was the template for Nirvana, which makes some sense.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Dang that Northwestern sex thing is OLD NEWS guys

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

Also, "classic" song not the same as best known/most famous

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

For some reason I can't bring myself to care about OFWGKTA. I think I heard a couple of songs from either Tyler or Earl and didn't find much to latch onto. (Reports of their supposed misogyny are probably also serving as a barrier.) Have you guys heard them? Am I missing anything?

(I guess it just seems strange to be out of the loop w/r/t such a big critical touchstone.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if you are missing that much, but I've been following them for the last year or so and heard all of the free mixtapes. The misogyny is going to be a huge stumbling block for many and I still cringe at some of it, tbh, but there is an insane level of creativity among these guys as well. The beats are really tremendous, for the most part, and when they shy away from pure shock there are some great lyrical twists. For better or worse, its been kind of exciting to watch this all unfold, but I'm starting to think I'm going to lose interest quickly.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm out of it with music these days.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

What is OFWGKTA?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. N'mind.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

I basically only listen to Xaphoon Jones mixtape vol 2 these days.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I'll listen to Goblin. For some reason I also can't bring myself to care about hip-hop mixtapes at all, even when they're by dudes like Curren$y, who I really like. That's probably super-rockist or something, but I mean, I just don't have the time.

jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

No, I hear you. My getting into Odd Future was an attempt at diving back into mixtapes (along with Curren$y), but it all became way too overwhelming again.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

" Curren$y "

UGH. Come on with the fucking dollar sign.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

i liked some of the OFWGKTA stuff I heard, esp the first Tyler album and the Earl Sweatshirt album. the "shocking" stuff is pretty juvenile so I have trouble getting too upset about it. the production is interesting and they can be funny sometimes. I'll probably download Goblin soon. I listened to the first Curren$y album and I respect what he's doing but it's too smooth for me.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

2 Smooth 2 Jazz

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

<3 the smoothness so much

jaymc, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

Man tUnE yArDs was fucking great. Once again I commit to going to more music and theatre shows.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

I'd've liked to've seen that show, but I got into the album after the show'd already sold out.

jaymc, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

What type is music is this?

Jeff, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

Man I'm still not able to bring myself to listen to tUnE-yArDs, no matter how much hype she gets. Every picture and video I've seen of her just scream "trying too hard" to me.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff, I don't know. It has sort of island sounds....

Jvc, I totally get why you see her that way. I don't feel that way, but it makes sense. It was a lot of fun. Also, Lincoln Hall is a great venue.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

And an easy walk/$3.50 cab ride from my home, I was amazed to learn.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff, Tune Yards is one woman (or was, this time she had a guitarist and two saxophonists) who does plays percussion and ukulele (I know, but it's not like that...) and vocals with loops made on the fly. It's experimental or quirky music with a sort of island sound.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

There're some African elements, too -- I believe she studied in Kenya.

jaymc, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

My boss is in the Trib this morning. http://www.chicagotribune.com/special/primetime/chi-primetime-qa-051111,0,1271812.story

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

tune-yards is ok, i like the looping and arrangements and concept but haven't really been able to connect with the records. i saw her live a year or two ago, opening up for some indie rock band a friend wanted to go see (sunset rubdown?). she was enthusiastic. also she really reminds me of a friend of mine (starry-eyed singer chick who also plays ukelele and went to kenya for awhile for some volunteering), although this friend did not like tune-yards when i played it for her.

i really like some of the ofwgta beats and the frank ocean mixtape and the whole phenomenon is kinda interesting, but can't listen to tyler rap for too long. i hope the best is yet to come for their whole crew.

these are my opinions this morning.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

She is enthusiastic, which is a big plus. As with so many acts, I loved her live, but I don't know if I want to listen to a recording.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

I am over-enthusiastic this morning, having slept from about 7:30pm to 7:30am, and having had two cups of of coffee in addition to my usual amphetamine regimen. I just popped a valium. Hopefully soon I'll calm down enough to do actual work.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm enjoying your 2007 contributions to the "weak erection before scrotum" thread.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

Link?

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't gotten far in the thread, but I think you added quality. weak erection before scrotum, hard erection at penis root

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

HAHAHA

I barely remember posting those things, but that's in line with most everything I post on ILX. I was being hilariously dickish that evening, it seems.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

For those interested:

Finch Fans! Amanda Here: We've had 50 slots open up for our Party. This Saturday (May 14th) at 7pm. I did my best to get in touch with those who didn't make it the first time we did this. If you would like to reserve a spot for yourself (space is very limited) please email me at ama✧✧✧@finchb✧✧✧.c✧✧. You need to be a Facebook Fan.Please be patient with me. This is first come-first serve as far as getting an email.

Jeff, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

I biked to work this morning. According to Google, it was 9.8 miles, and dead straight into the wind the whole way. I averaged about 9 mph, which is none to rapid.

I need breakfast and coffee like few men ever have.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot how annoying high profile Cubs series are for the train. Had to run an errand at Washington & State last night after work and I had to wait five full trains before I could get on the redline, and this was at like 7:10 - after the game had supposedly started.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, 9.8 miles? From your apartment?

jvc, were you waiting for the train at Washington and State? That's worse than I've ever experienced. I miss riding the train to/from work sometimes, but I don't miss Cubs traffic.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Kenan: the tab for the page with your boss reads "Book offers a slice of baby..."

Jordan/Jesse: Was researching something and stumbled onto New Orleans recommendations from Michael Stipe. Wondered if you thought yay/nay on these. The hotel sure sounds nice. The photos look like his, but the piece reads like someone wrote it from his bullet points.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

jvc, were you waiting for the train at Washington and State? That's worse than I've ever experienced.

Yeah, to be fair, two of the trains I missed were so full that they didn't even try to stop, but it was still annoying. The first train was so crowded that no one at the Lake stop was able to get on, the second flew by the station without stopping, the third was able to cram a few people on but not enough to make even a dent in the people waiting on the platform, the fourth also went by without stopping, but I was able to get on the fifth which was relatively empty. Just annoying, and I had hoped that by waiting until after the game started I could avoid the worst of it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

EZ: I'm sad to say that the only things I know well on that list are Cochon and Frenchman Street. They're both awesome.

Michael Stipe has a boyfriend? ("(even my French bf was impressed....)" under Le Croissant d'Or.)

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

I try to avoid any Red Line stops north of Jackson during evening rush hour.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

I know--that line stood out to me as well, giving (even preference aside) how private the dude is.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Courtney Love said in an interview that Kurt Cobain once went to Stipe's house with the intention of having sex with him, but he chickened out and wouldn't tell her any details of what went wrong.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

god riding the red line to/from grand and state was the worst, so glad I'm not doing that any more

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, God takes up at least two seats. Plus, he's always sweaty and smells a bit ripe. I wish someone would ban him from the CTA, but what can you do? He's God.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

thou art god

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Hey everyone, my school's Repertory Dance Company is performing tomorrow at noon at the Harris Theater for their Eat to the Beat series. They're really good, it's only $5, AND you can bring your lunch. I highly recommend it as a nice Friday lunchtime diversion.

sisut, Thursday, 12 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

N/A, are you on twitter any more? I tried to communicate with you?

Jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

K-Berg: That sounds lovely, but I'm taking the afternoon off tomorrow to go to this: http://go.colum.edu/manifest/

(Fair warning: the page has auto-play video with sound. I wish I could explain to them why that's a bad idea, but I only work at the school across the street.)

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

most of stipe's new orleans recommendations aren't quite my scene. that said, i've been to bar tonique (same block as donna's) and it's ok, meauxbar is amazing if you want to drop a little coin on a nice dinner, and i totally love satsuma cafe (i think used to be called something else, can't remember what). biscuits & jalapeno jelly, yup.

adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

I like that he says in praise of the hotel "it's not haunted."

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know wtf is going on a floor below us, but it sounds like a combination between an Usher concert and an arena football game with tons of loud cheering.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

it's probably someone playing B96

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

Lol, no there is actually a huge crowd cheering at something very very loudly between bursts of loud bass-driven music.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

Ooooh, and now its gospel!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

That kinda sorta reminds me of this Kanye West/Goat link that I saw this morning, that made me laugh way more than it should have.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=0vGtM1Vh7LI&start1=3&video2=VgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

lol I mean Usher not Kanye

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Figured it out. East-West is having a fashion show/party directly below our offices.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

RIP Chicago Code, cancelled already.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Good riddance.

Jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

I kinda liked it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Who would you say is the Cubs player - past or present - with the most name recognition?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Santo? Ernie Banks? Ryne Sandberg?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

The first one I thought of was Ernie Banks. And then that guy who left a few years back. Also Fukudome.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

Ernie Banks is perfect. Thank you!

I need to reference a baseball player in an exam question, and although I am going to say, "Ernie Banks, famous former baseball player for the Chicago Cubs," I wanted to use a well-recognized name, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

Sammy Sosa for people not in Chicago or not old.

Jeff, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

My students are all in Chicago. They are about half old.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Sandberg or Sosa, I'd say.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

A brigade of small children just marched past our house. I think they are planning to occupy city hall.

I don't know who Sandberg is, so he's out. Ha.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Sammy Sosa for people not in Chicago or not old.

2x

jaymc, Friday, 13 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

agreed
i would not be able to identify ernie banks as a cubs player tbrr

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Friday, 13 May 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

Sosa was the one I was referring to above.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 13 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Too late. 20 copies featuring the Ernie Banks exam question are already made and in my teacher mailbox.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

Be kind of hard to call Sammy Sosa "legendary" or anything after his tainted legacy.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Name recognition was the criteria.

Jeff, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

You're right.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30885260@N06/5662284082

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

heh, I saw that this morning

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

glad to see that blipsters can stay in Pilsen

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha
that's funny

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

well, not really, but

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sSYMzjFHMKE/S8yEnkw6RDI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/5xnsKZTwqeg/s400/havens+1.jpg

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 15 May 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Heh, too many things wrong with that white hipsters poster. Get out of here you racist whiteys!

corey, Sunday, 15 May 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

Do you think that church sign is real?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 16 May 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

No.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 16 May 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

What's the limit for length of Chicago threads? This one is getting mad, fat long, yo.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 16 May 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

I think there's an old one that's 6,000+. But start a new one if you like!

jaymc, Monday, 16 May 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

This one is but a baby. They should go on for years.

Jeff, Monday, 16 May 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

xp The title has to be clever, though. I don't know if I'm up for that right now. Maybe after a shower and a shave.

Saw Bridesmaids this afternoon. Pretty darn funny stuff. The "Target Lady" was such an awful character that I don't think I gave Kristen Wiig near as much credit as she deserves. The movie successfully combines the romantic comedy/chick flick with The Hangover, and that's no small feat. There were bits that didn't work for me, but that's true in any comedy (because I'm a sour, mean bastard), but some of it was killer. I'll say no more. Don't read any reviews.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 16 May 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

Here we go: Chicago: They paved a fetid swamp/and put up a parking lot

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 16 May 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)


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