terrible sketched portraits by deviantart nudniks

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itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.deviantart.com/download/111847969/Hitler_by_Jess_MacGowan.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/014/b/d/Pauly_by_DoogerPie.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/087/3/f/2010_0327_Connery_by_danmartin26.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/015/c/a/Sarah_Palin___done__by_LuvzKittenz.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs17/i/2007/141/3/d/Violent_J_by_raizincaine.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

That one's not actually that bad!

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, for values of "not bad" when Violent J is involved but yanno.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs28/i/2008/055/c/7/noel_fielding___julian_barrett_by_makeastatueofus.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/348/5/e/wayne_rooney_by_davids65-d34vrql.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

EMERGENCY EYEWASH STATION

sleeve, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2008/271/5/0/Sarah_Palin_by_LivRavencroft.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/178/e/0/Kevin_Costner_by_Smellyspoon.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/209/7/e/Tony_Blair__art_drawing_by_theartist2010.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/298/6/1/bono_smileyy_by_u2fan003-d31gzbm.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/101/6/0/Luftwaff_Comm_Hermann_Goering_by_giantobelix.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/023/5/e/5ec1b2d24f4d8835eb5c612658d38589-d37wff2.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs13/PRE/f/2007/034/9/b/Salma_Hayek_by_ewinkaa.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/200/8/c/Susan_Boyle_by_jdartfan.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2009/364/4/6/Bob_Marley_by_LatBosse.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

really enjoying this thread, ty

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

High school art class flashbacks!

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

some of these are pretty awesome

flopson, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

Worthy of Blue Ribbon at the County Fair.

Has No Shame (MintIce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/283/4/b/jason_statham_by_pod_dekom-d30ggf9.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

New favourite thread

Tom D (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 February 2011 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

that mighty boosh one is permanently mind-altering

acoleuthic, Saturday, 12 February 2011 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

2nd sarah palin one's not bad for a 5 year old.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe there are none of eminem yet.

the Hitler one posted is actually really good. It looks like a Richter.

jed_, Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

maybe u should tell the artist

http://jess-macgowan.deviantart.com/art/James-May-157949772

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

i like most of these. they're cool.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

idk whether the more technically accomplished ones are even worse, a few of them obv show pretty good draftsmanship

veering for worse, cf the hitler/james may dude

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

kevin costner one is awesome. i gotta paint him.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

this is supposed to be.....donald rumseld

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/034/3/8/rumsfeld_by_Cobra_Kahn.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/022/b/a/ian_paisley_portrait_by_mrgreentea11-d37rr4z.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2010/132/7/1/Katie_Price_by_sarahSLIMFAST.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

This is related to one of my favourite things, paintings of celebs on the side of fairground rides where you squint and struggle to work out whether it's Kylie or Dolly Parton, or why Clint Eastwood is wearing an Indiana Jones hat.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/231/0/2/Stalin_by_ChemicalEmpire.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/059/3/0/Ricky_Gervais_Sketch_by_ColinDavis.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/194/d/d/Kevin_Shields_by_neon_magician.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

i just put this on the facebook. rufus's painting of john lennon. i dig it. rufus is kind of a nudnik. or at least he's a big fan of mad magazine anyway.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180187_10150113500487137_686202136_6249334_8109274_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

no! don't call your son a nudnik on the internet, not least because he has found a really excellent shade of jaundiced algae

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

i'm guessing that's the ilx poster john lennon

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

Statham looks an awful lot like Vincent van Gogh

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Bono looks an awful lot like Barry Chuckle.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

I wish this thread's title weren't so condescending.

Yeah, if you compare these to any kind of genuinely good art, they're pretty weak sauce. But good art is rare. These fall into the category of a sincere homage paid to good art, by eager aspirants.

Aimless, Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

uhm it's not condescending it's p much outright contemptuous

sincere homage paid to good art = lol

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

spoken like a true nakhchivan!

i just like when people draw. i can find something interesting to look at in almost all of these. totally stealing ideas as we speak.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

nakhchivan, you obv don't have enough elevation to be condescending, so your contempt is of little consequence.

Aimless, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

aimless u are the shittest concern troll ever

there are interesting features in most of these, else i wouldn't post

it's pretty condescending to pretend most of them are anything other than crap

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

your zing lacks elegance

Aimless, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/296/d/c/Becoming_Durer_by_xlagartixax.jpg

i kinda like this, but then it is a sincere homage to good art rather than a sincere homage to a deceased austro-german dictator

i've got a lot of <3 for ppl who can draw well, tho i find it sinister when they have no aesthetic sense beyond the mimetic or picturebook

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

I always thought Deviant Art was all furry pics for some reason. I like...some of these.

Pashmina, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

Is that Ian Paisley above Jordan and the tiny-eared Stalin?

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

the thread title may be unconsionably unkind to some of these earnest fanboys, but it's way too kind to the ppl responsible for horrors like that

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

they should all be killed.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

this guy rules:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jennifer-Lopez-Deluxe-Collection-Portraits-/110587966851?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item19bf8e7583

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

so does this guy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/biggest-real-portrait-Johnny-Depp-world-/110587898935?pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item19bf8d6c37

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/001/8/f/P_Swayze_by_krzysztof20d.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

3.5 million is a steal for this cuz there are so many dogs surrounding bob barker's head

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bob-Barker-Original-Art-Oil-Painting-/250323083253?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3a486b1ff5

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

I think some of these are actually really good and way better than I could draw. Scott otm throughout.

Nakh I like you a lot most of the time but sometimes you can come off like the most pompous asshole. This is one of those times.

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/365/d/3/scarlett_johansson_by_krzysztof20d-d36325w.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

if i had 62 grand to burn i might be tempted here...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ROCK-ROLL-POPCORN-SINGERS-LOT-172-OIL-PAINTINGS-/150553606828?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item230db1baac

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

lol yeah i know i have been pretty unkind itt

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit that bob barker dog one is incredible. i hope you don't mind Scott, it's going on the Dog Art thread: Dog Art

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

dammit

http://www.frontiernet.net/~nscocoa/BB_L.jpg

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

ok wrong thread but that should have been more than just a link anyway imo

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

way better than I could draw = this is crucial! i was really good at drawing when i was kid, but i tried scribbling some biro sketches of newspaper photos the other day and they were really really terrible

drawing as well as some of these pics itt requires _a lot_ of practice as well as some natural skill, so i find it kinda dispiriting that these ppl (and most of them are way into adulthood afaict) have found such crushingly banal subjects and aesthetic bankruptcy

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

it has a seven-day money-back guarantee -- maybe i should buy it for a couple days

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/035/f/1/milos_krasic_by_ivvanna10-d38rmn7.jpg

not bad akshly

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/087/c/1/Margaret_Thatcher_by_anymys_symyna.jpg

This was an interesting one because the girl that ordered the drawing wanted it as a gift for her boyfriend who is very passionate about politics.

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs7/f/2006/345/2/1/American_Eagle_and_Flag_by_superchickenn123.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/190/d/2/President_Ronald_Reagan_by_dAportraiteures.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

THIS IS NOT A PRESIDENT

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

it would be fun to make horrible grotesques drawings of celebrities then have them sign them

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

Kind of a Terminator thing going on there w/Ron

blank, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"it would be fun to make horrible grotesques drawings of celebrities then have them sign them"

lol! parkerposeyholdingmypaintingofparkerposey.jpeg

scott seward, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

scott i wish u hadn't posted rufus' portrait itt

srsly, i really like the colours....looks a little bit like former brazilian futbol great socrates too

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh scott if Joe hasn't seen parkerposeyholdingmypaintingofparkerposey.jpeg you really need to post it

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh ive seen it

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

:)

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

in fact i had a plan to print it out and get her to pose w/the picture of her holding the picture and then post it to ilx cause i know a few people who know her but they were all no she will never do it give up now :/

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

:(

if I were pp I would do that

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

i know srsly

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

someoen post it i havent seen it

weed hitler poop fart obama (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

it's amazing and luckily he posted it on fb recently (hope u don't mind SS)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168644_10150107600942137_686202136_6171402_2924_n.jpg

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

its presence in this thread is in no way meant to imply that it's terrible or that Scott is a nudnik whatever the fuck that is anyway

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

no scott is a mensch for that

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

Parker Posey

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

uh did mine not show up?

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

OK Joe's picture of her holding the picture of her holding the picture itt is a++

ENBB, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

ha i forgot i detailed the irl recursion attempt already

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

joe - i can get u a hi rez copy if thats the problem

weed hitler poop fart obama (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 12 February 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

I always thought Deviant Art was all furry pics for some reason. I like...some of these.

The actual best pictures I've seen by anyone have been on dA - there are people there who draw better than I sincerely thought was actually possible for a human to do.

Drawing is so amazing and cool.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 12 February 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

I think the saddest part of these is the way they sign them, as if anticipating a future where they'll be really successful and famous and these early sketches will be worth thousands because of the signature

but other than that, it's great that you've got a hobby, keep doing what you do, haters gonna hate, keep it postive 8080

dayo, Sunday, 13 February 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

the worst ones are a perfect storm combo of professional technique & first page results google images

the best ones are a perfect storm combo of professional technique & first page results google images & look like they took a significant portion of nudnik life that they will now never get back and have only this hyperrealist sketch of scarlett johanson to show for it

flopson, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2009/349/c/8/Emma_Watson_by_matmcd.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs24/i/2007/322/1/9/Emma_Watson_by_grobanfan9109.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/345/6/b/Emma_Watson_by_bradsmith20.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs43/i/2009/137/c/5/Emma_Watson_by_CloveRse.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

she look sad

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

a friend of mine who has a class w/ her at brown says she gets around a lot and gets teased for being in harry potter films & having a british accent :(

flopson, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

never knew dawkins was in the harry potter films :o

dayo, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/352/e/5/emma_watson_by_romseskype-d3553gc.jpg

this is p good

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

I actually love the Hitler drawing. He looks like a sad little boy.

Is that weird?

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

For the first time in my life I have an urge to give Hitler a hug.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I love it. if you look at it long enough it looks like his moustache is some sort of alien mouth. also the outlining on the ears.

dayo, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs15/PRE/f/2007/040/2/8/Richard_Hammond_by_purplerockfairy.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

One thing I've always sort of felt looking at Hitler is "That guy? That's the guy that convinced Germans he was building a master race? That guy?!"

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/106/b/2/Jeremy_Clarkson_by_starkanime.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

Omg are those Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson?

ENBB, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

second last one could be craig fergusson

flopson, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

ya xp

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/080/4/e/James_May_by_Jess_MacGowan.jpg

the original and best

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

Feel like there's got to be overlap here w/ Twilight Moms (cf. 77 thread)

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

not sketched portraits, but there are 1035 homages to Cindy Sherman, which is pretty much exactly how I remember intermediate photography classes in school.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/258/3/6/mark_zuckerberg_by_tif_tastic.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/014/3/b/mark_zuckerberg_by_ayekhine-d37736k.jpg

this one a bit better tho...

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

awww, he looks so innocent and starry-eyed in the first one.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

there really oughta be a thread for ilxors to post their own horrible, hand-drawn fan art.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

The Bob Barker painting doesn't have Plinko :(

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

My high school art teacher was a notably sexist, kinda creepy guy. He only liked representational art, and only of people! So all we did was portrait work, mostly from photos. I realized eventually he responded best (an A no matter how lazy the art) when I drew women with curvy asses. So eventually I just started drawing from '80s Calvin Klein jeans ads. Then I focused only on the butt, just these jean pocket asses truncated at the waist and thighs. A or A+ every time. That is how I spent my senior year drawing asses in charcoal and pencil. <3 Abbott

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Everyone else was drawing faces similar to the ones in this thread, of people like Trent Reznor and Joseph Smith.

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

I want that bob barker, no joke

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

i love it

ENBB, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

The Bob Barker painting doesn't have Plinko :(

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, February 13, 2011 10:42 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

first thing I noticed about this painting as well

dayo, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

there really oughta be a thread for ilxors to post their own horrible, hand-drawn fan art.

Would happily participate in this

joygoat, Sunday, 13 February 2011 06:41 (fifteen years ago)

have biggie and tupac fallen out of favor? can't believe more people want to draw hitler than tupac.

"if you compare these to any kind of genuinely good art, they're pretty weak sauce"

have to disagree here:
http://dranofffineart.com/images/lg/Peyton-Em.jpg
versus
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/011/d/f/Eminem_Sketch_by_darimc.png

much respect to peyton but her Eminem is too on-the-nose, like something you'd put
in Entertainment Weekly with a caption underneath like "Eminem has struggled to keep his demons in check"

the deviantart sketch is more haunting in its fanzine mugshottiness. it captures the
"banality of thuggery" or some such nonsense much better.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 13 February 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs28/i/2008/137/e/5/duritz_by_a_puffs.jpg

ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Sunday, 13 February 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

rob thomas or eminem?

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/318/e/7/e7bb7df8bd95ffbce7b64ae21cb5b212-d32ud30.jpg

ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Sunday, 13 February 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

oops not a sketch :(

ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Sunday, 13 February 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

sexy dan r http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/128/9/6/Sexy_Dan_R_by_OpaleyeScarletFlame.jpg

ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Sunday, 13 February 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

would bet ten dolla that the second eminem one there is just a photo tracing. it's the lines.

Kim, Sunday, 13 February 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

it's not what lines you trace, it's the lines you don't trace...
is what i'd say if i were some kind of line-tracing yoda.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 13 February 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol otm

plax (ico), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

lol. in that case, i'm certain that a search for genius on devart will be uncommonly successful!

Kim, Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

deviantart is so wonderful i <3 it

plax (ico), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

deviantart is high school binders and i am all about that shit. <3

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

is that piqué

wonder cozen (cozen), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/028/d/4/audrey_hepburn_by_greta_pfuscher-d387ulg.jpg

^I thought this was v cool and imaginative until I figured out it's a copy of a Breakfast at Tiffany's film still, i.e.:

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc73/KawaiiKun/Photoshop/Annex-HepburnAudreyBreakfastatTiffa.jpg

actually I still like the way the drawing turns a goofy scene into something abstract and inexplicable. like, what are those tufts of hair on the side of her head, and what's that glowing orb, and why are her glasses levitating? it's mysterious but not too too willfully bizarre.

by comparison, this one is uninteresting:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/016/0/b/audrey_hepburn_by_wlrob-d37d72w.jpg

...although I won't deny the skill behind it. it's harder to scorn these things when you look at them as drawing exercises and look at a deviantart gallery as a notebook of someone's artistic progress. on the other hand, it's a little sad when some people don't progress beyond the level of mimicry, so that their drawing exercises really are the peak of their creativity. but it's cynical to assume that's the case for all or most people on the site.

that said, I don't mind giggling at portraits that are just plain awful, drawing exercises or not. I mean

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/014/0/6/audrey_hepburn_by_theoddone1010-d376u9w.jpg

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://thehangman-ss.deviantart.com/art/Audrey-Hepburn-187631016?q=in%3Atraditional%2Fdrawings%20sort%3Atime%20audrey%20hepburn&qo=177

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

loool

second audrey there is technically awes but kinda pointless nonetheless

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

altho i dunno, it is possibly the only photorealistic sketch i have seen

srsly impressive rly

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, when I tried the same technique (breaking a photo into a grid of squares and copying it square by square) my portrait (of me, not Audrey) was decent but nowhere near as realistic as that one.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

bad Audrey Hepburn drawings are hilarious. it takes a certain amount of genius to transform one of the most conventionally pretty women ever into one of the most conventionally scary monsters ever.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2278/audreyhepburnbythehangm.jpg

A++

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 13 February 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

that's kinda great actually....it looks like she is being drawn down into a vortex

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

realistic audrey portrait is done with projection (if it isn't a complete shop) in other words it's a big ol cheat. (i have a friend who paints from projected photos but at least they're his own photos.)

ledge, Monday, 14 February 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

searched for photorealist sketch and found

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/6121429/Artist-Paul-Lung-spends-60-hours-sketching-photo-realistic-pencil-drawings.html

searched for him and found

http://paullung.deviantart.com/gallery/

some of them are great but some are clearly drawings even in the thumbnail

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

correction though, nakh: the second image in my long post is a photograph, and the first and third ones are people's drawings of it. you even had me confused and amazed there for a minute.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

haha

but the difficult w/ photorealist sketching would be in the shading rather than the outlines themselves

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

I like Paul Lung's drawing of his wrinkly old father. it looks CGI, almost.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

are u sure the one below the still isn't a sketch? it sure looks like pencil if u see it fullsize

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

xxp not particularly difficult imo, it's just time consuming. ok there is technique but it's not brain surgery.

ledge, Monday, 14 February 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs32/PRE/f/2008/212/4/a/4a8372e6906adb489596773990476dea.jpg

this is awes

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

i would recommend not practicing by drawing from photographs

plax (ico), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but sometimes it's hard to get models to sit still for 40-60 hours.

cats especially.

ledge, Monday, 14 February 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

then u need to find a catatonic

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

are u sure the one below the still isn't a sketch? it sure looks like pencil if u see it fullsize

― itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, February 13, 2011 7:05 PM (13 minutes ago)

yeah, that one's a sketch, like I said.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but sometimes it's hard to get models to sit still for 40-60 hours.

that's when taxidermy comes in handy.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

rite, yeah i didn't confuse the film still for a sketch lol

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

wheels within wheels of confusion here, lol.

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/dolorosa_photos/dec2010/TwoFigures-1.jpg

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)


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