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Whats your fave form of chocolate? I like eclairs

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Godiva Rasperry Star Fish.
Fuit Tarts with Choclate Bases
Chanakauh Gelde

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AECK! You are never to mix chocolate with fruit!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to like chocolate martinis but they are too sweet for me now.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why not. The textures make it a perfect mix.

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fruit = health . CHoco = decadence. Ne'r mix the two!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just pure, unadulterated chocolate for me. Mike is right, chocolate and fruit is an evil combination. I make an exception for chocolate oranges, but then they don't contain actual fruit and are therefore OK.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmmm Revels. And Caramels. And Double Deckers. And choccie cake. And chocolate mousse. And chocolate torte. And Mars Bar icecream. And Easter eggs. And After Eights. And chocolate digestives (plain). And chocolate doughnuts. I could go on but it is making me too hungry.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now I see why you have such large breasts. CHocolate increase bust size you know. As does mint

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, Mike, I rub 4 bars into my chest every night. You have not even met me, they are not that big y'know.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chewy brownies with lots of walnuts, hot chocolate, Time Out (a Flake and Kit Kat at once!)and plain digestive biscuits, if two stuck together, even better. A friend gave me a bar of Lindt Christmas chocolate that had a cinnamon filling, I liked that too.

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DIgestive is a retarted name for a choco crisp.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not a 'choco crisp'. Or if it is, your nomenclature sucks a fat one.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Digestives are biscuits not crisps. And don't start any of that lobsters are insects type bullshit on me.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love those cheapo chocolate drops covered in little rainbow coloured hundreds and thousands that taste more like kitty treats that actual chocolate.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmm... kitty treats.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like Galaxy choclolates best, and the ones from Switzerland are nice too.

― jel, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't beat a bit of Cadburys, even if it ain't proper chocolate or that they don't vast quantities to the Tories. (money not chocolate that is).
Whatever happened to amazin' raisin bars? sigh.

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it crunches its a crisp

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If they eat bananas, they are monkeys. Etc. It's very easy to understand Mike's logic, people, work with us.

― Charo Rip Off, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am prepared to to this, but the thing is, digestives don't really crunch. They just kind of sog.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fresh digestives are more likely to crunch. The crunch quota is related to the rate of decay.

― jel, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does something crisp not snap when it is broken? A digestive does not snap when it is broken, breaks, crumbles slightly, but the snap is missing.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what's up with ginger nuts? you could break your teeth on them.

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are Skips crisps then?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alright, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they are choco sogs.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ginger nuts are intented for dipping into the hot beverage of your choice. The manufacturers are not responsible for accidents, dental or otherwise, caused by consumption prior to dippage.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same with waffle cookies I learned

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no idea what these items you're talking about are.

― Sean, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I eat snarg

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BELGIAN CHOCOLATE
We have a gazillion shops in my town. It is a test... a test... a test... Okay, I can't help it. I am off to put a suck-face on their shopwindows now.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Believe it or not, I sneeze when I eat some chocolate. This is NOT an allergy, it is QUALITY CONTROL as the vegelate bars do not affect me thus.

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, please dont post on my thread

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leave biscuits out - they go soggy.

Leave bread out - it goes hard.

What's that all about?

― Pete, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOnt worry

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can someone explain the euro-hatred for american chocolate?

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes. It isn't very nice.

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most American chocolate is nasty and waxy, to be honest. You need to get Eurochocolate, it's much sweeter and more buttery.

Of course, it's also much worse for you.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

American chocolate is even more greasy and sweet than the low-grade stuff that passes for milk chocolate in the UK. I once bought a bar of Hershey's and it tasted like a block of generic vegetable shortening that had been mixed with sugar and waved over a cup of hot chocolate.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

American "chocolate" has so little actual cocoa content that my mum- who is so seriously allergic to caffeine that she gets a migraine if she drinks out of a cup that has had coffee in it- can eat Hershey bars without any trouble at all.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry Mike, you're not the boss of me, so don't tell me what to do.

For the record, eclairs rock.

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, you just made me the saddest King alive. Give me some choco...good choco...Lindt please

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmmm, Lindt. Also Milky and the Swedish one which is pastilles and comes in a pale yellow tube. All achieve high sneeze factor!

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just want Godiva. If I can't have that I don't want any chocolate at all. Chocolate is the worst thing ever, unless it's Godiva truffles, particularly the peanut butter ones. Those are fucking amazing.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dont try to make up with me by claimin gto have similar choco interests! I hate you! Go away!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't even like Godiva peanut butter truffles, you just made that up to be misanthropic.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was talking to SUZY! I am ignoring you, tart!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No you aren't, crushboy.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ach, you're just being a wuss now, Mike, you should stick to the relative safety of the non-sequitir rather than professing a hatred for someone you've never met which, incedentally, you have not bothered to justify. I'm assuming it's because you can't.

I love chocolate and my high metabolism means I can eat as much of the stuff as I like. I go for quality irrespective of who else likes similar, it's not my Mission Of The Day to make nice with you.

*rolls eyeballs*

What's your damage, Heather?

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who said chocolate was? No, it's not. It apparently enhances brain-activity. But personal research has squashed this arse-talk. wink wink

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They also say that chocolate has a similar chemical in it as the one released by your brain after orgasm. I doubt that to be true though, cos I just feel uck after chocolate.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sigh. All the girls are fighting over me AGAIN!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not actually a myth about chocolate and orgasm. Chocolate does contain a chemical which mimicks the effect of oxymitocin (sp?) the chemical responsible for physical attraction and that sense of bliss after orgasm. The "feelgood" properties of chocolate have long been noticed- the uck feeling is probably due to sugar comedown, which may negate the positive effects.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sorry, I'm still back on the phrase "ginger nuts". I cannot seem to see out without immediately thinking, "Well, you can just suck my..."

This is so sixth grade of me, I know.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate you are the only Chocolate for me

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, no, save your flirtations for Ally, botard. I'm not impressed. Unless you offer to take me out back the woodshop for some serious glue sniffing.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does everyone realis ethis thread is based on the Van Morrison album "Poetic CHampions Compose"?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chocolates are not the only candy.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nope, Mike, we are all young chipmunks who listen to Korn and Limp Biscuit. ;-)

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOnt put a littel winky man at the end of your sentence!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sexist. it's a woman. ;-)

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WINKA WINKA YA BIG STINKA

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

" WINKA WINKA YA BIG STINKA " most botarted thing ever said

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shove it up yer nose and pretend it's yer teddy bear.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

impossibile mike cause that teddy bear is up yer nose so it would have to be :O)

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a very strange littel lady

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could very well be a Meatloaf clone that somehow got messed up during the process. Think the unimaginable.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well you did arrive liek abat out of hell

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike H tho it is already two days later you need to be kissed for your V.Morrison tribute. Tho obviously not by me. That wd not be fair. I am laughing too much still.

― mark s, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark you made me swell with pride.

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike, I am now floating around like an angel in heaven. Lost forever.

Has anyone ever tried fresh strawberries covered in chocolate? Really tasty.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it also works for rasberries. Fruit is so good with choclate

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes. For years I was hooked on raisins covered in yoghurt mixed with white chocolate. I still look at it longingly when I am in the food shop. But I must resist the temptation to jump in the box and throw it in the air and catch it with my mouth.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why ?

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Choco-raisins are forbidden in my diet. Then again I used to weigh a lot less when I did eat choco-raisins.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Curly! Wurly! Squrlies! Curly Wurly Squrlies! How fantastic!

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

I hit random, I got this, I am still chuckling

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

CHOCOLATE BASTARDS COMPOSE REVIV E!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking LOVE Curly Wurlies.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

dude when I read this thread title all I could think of was the time when my friends Raj & Neal declared me "Honorary Chocolate" and how good it felt. Chocolate, one love, yeeeeeaaaah.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I like chocolate and lots of it, it's delicious. But Hanle y already knows this about me, it's useless.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

he'd tell you to rub chocolate on yer breasts.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

TARTMONSTER!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

well, that IS what he'd say! please don't shoot the messenger!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all going to think I'm just a habitual contrarian, what with my not liking Christmas, but I don't like chocolate. At all.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it is YOU who wants me in such a position, kind sir.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone does ... why single me out?

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot make my breasts turn into hearts.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

lol

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, you can't turn 'em into hearts but you can turn 'em into choco-teats

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, this thread is now dead to me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thornton's Viennese Truffles. Lovely.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 27 July 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude can I beat up Tad?

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

er MAY I beat up Tad sorry Mom

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate Orange Kitkats OWN

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you may not beat up Tad.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Waitaminnit... I thought I was the asshole. Now you want to beat up Tad instead? *hurt*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll kick your ass if you want, Kenan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You're always there for me, Ally.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

beat him up on boxing day

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

there=your ass?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Christmas!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"chocolate is an antioxidant. chocolate is brown. shit is brown. shit is abominable. Thus, cancer is sweet. "
Abraham Lincoln, 1888

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, you're such an asshole you're not even worth my time.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ouch. Jesus. Are you being serious now?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hanle y's post got lost on his own thread!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lindtt Extra Milk Milk Chocolate. Available in large ingots. Delish.

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how no one can tell who really hates who on this thread, when it comes down to it I actually am married to Hanle y.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

we can tell cause that last post of yers makes about as much sense as one of hanle y's typical posts

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(just kidding of course :-)

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha you're such a wuss, having to apologize in your very next post? That's so twee! But at least you're not an asshole like some people.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey you're mean! < / paranoia >

I only wish Lincoln had lived, he would have said things like that in his old age.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is married to me? I guess it must have been a "space marraige", like the aliens sometimes make happen

Main Entry: celestial marriage
Function: noun
Date: 1919
: a special order of Mormon marriage solemnized in a Mormon temple and held to be binding for a future life as well as the present one

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i could see hanle y serenading all y with "magical kitty of public service announcements"

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I know all too well about Mormon marriage. The woman doesn't have to be there to be an afterlife bride. I am apparently two different people's afterlife bride and this is what stops me from killing myself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

But do they appropriately subjugate you?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Honestly, I'm more hoping they forgot about me and we now have an afterlife divorce.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

who exactly performs these "celestial marriages" anyway? this sounds deeply weird.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Mormons, I thought this was self-evident.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Right. And I'm off to perform some blood atonement! I feel certain some of my former co-workers are sinners...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan the Danite.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

The power of the word "choco-teats" is what makes this thread REVIVE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is married to me? I guess it must have been a "space marraige", like the aliens sometimes make happen

Mike Hanley, where art thou? The crystal tears are shed.

The power of the word "choco-teats" is what makes this thread REVIVE!

Make em chewy space cows. Forth to the melting pot!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Ally notice that she has been linked indirectly to chewy space cows? TUNE IN TOMORROW, TRUE BELIEVERS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

CHOCO-TEATS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Eep!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I will revive this thread once a month until Ally has me killed.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Your ghost will come back and revive it anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

SHH you are gonna spoil my cunning plan!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no further comment on this choco-teat issue.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I want chocolate.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i am speechless

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really too bad that there's far too much context to post this to the LOL thread because I AM IN HYSTERICS.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://store4.yimg.com/I/dcimports_1766_22938604

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG SO GOOD

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

/me loves mike hanle y

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I still find choco-teats to be the most offensive word ever written on ILX :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

CHOCOTEATZILLAS!!!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

even more offensive than "the hershey's squirts"?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage1.nifty.com/michaki/petitecolier.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

so i'm the most offensive ILXor! yay!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmmmm, ally can't get enough of those little chocolate schoolboys

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Tad, I think your title has been stolen from you.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

much like the marquis de sade's title was stolen by luke from 2 live crew

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

who was actually a gremlin and then got thrown into a pool

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that was Custos, make up yr mind.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

custos is the alpha-gremlin from which all gremlins originally came

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

don't post on hanle y's thread, ally.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, give Luke a little more credit than that!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(just kidding ... i just read the "LOL" thread)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bettyjanecandies.com/images/gremlindancing.gif

This is the image you get if you google "chocolate gremlin".

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

the dancing gummi-teat

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That thing reminds me of Devil Doll.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i rest my case

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen a sex show like that in bangkok once

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

lord custos skyywalker - "we want some pussy"

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Seen" = "Participated in"

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://joesparks.shockwave.com/episodes/e03/graphics/rdd3_shots0042.jpg

ethan, jess.

― allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that choco gremlin thing looks like he just shit a hot piece of charcoal and is trying to get it to fall out of his pants leg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

jessico skullington!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I like galaxy chocolate, btw.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is that?!?!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

a brand.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

where do you people FIND this shit?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Radiskull & Devil Doll.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

and i can't believe that there's been FORTY posts on this stupid thread since it's been revived!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "radiskull"

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

radiskull looks like an anime axl rose

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, don't call Hanle y's thread stupid!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you see their song??! "Now is time to KICK IT!"

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually in rewatching the Radiskull & Devil Doll video I'm pretty sure Devil Doll is actually me cos he dances EXACTLY LIKE ME.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

are they brother and sister?

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah and their mom is Martin Lawrence!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you so crazy!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that it's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously though the whole Ally/jess related thing is kind of freaking me out, let's not speak of that ever again.

haha xpost jel I knew you'd like that.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

it's my level!!!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like the Parent Trap, I keep waiting to find out that the two of you are twins separated at birth.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Sisters...sisters...never were such devoted sisters...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole you are hurting me in my heart right now.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is the sophisticated city girl, Jess is the tomboy.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's make lots of money.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Incest p0rn is not cool Ned!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is pippi longstocking

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movieclub.com/news/02deeds/mills.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pippi jessstocking

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pippo longstockington

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Incest p0rn is not cool Ned!

But as you said yourself, insect porn is otherwise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, we're hot!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i like that, sterling!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I should get this hairdo:

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~FG5M-OGM/hayley/v_image/trap/03_10.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

so no-one better tell jess to go fuck himself

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, i think that "muskrat twat" is a more offensive term than "choco-teats." and i came up with both of 'em, i did!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

We need more of these....

http://home.cshore.com/bucwheat/wrkbn/trex2.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

at last, a picture of the infamous choco-teat:

http://www.askisis.com/breasts/DkBreast1GB400.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

another!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/470257/CA6ROTQR.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

A bell hooks essay comes to mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually screamed alound "CHOCOLATE BASTARDS COMPOSE!" last night at a "band practice".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, you need some serious therapy, you knwo that?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

an oldie but goodie, from the golden age of this fucking place ...

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

chocoteats!

― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Sigh. All the girls are fighting over me AGAIN!
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, August 8, 2001 8:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

fuck this!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_labor_in_cocoa_production

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

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