http://www.steakandbjday.com/
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/4/7115004.jpg
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
are you mentally ill?
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
What is this nonsense any fool knows it's ∏day today. I can tell that because there is an abundance of ∏ in the break room.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)
RFI: Laddism
― acoleuthic, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
"how come there's no white history month?"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
happy steak and bj day everyone divided by two.
― estela, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)
i think steak & bj day should be unsullied by the cynical soapboxing demonstrated by tracer itt.
Wait a minute isn't today pie day?
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
yes, as mentioned upthread
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
I feel sad for guys who feel like they need a special day for this.
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
boom
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
'he died of a massive coronary alright, judge, but it was the fixed grin that really caught my attention'
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
dont really need to hear abt ur necrophilia
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)
ooh that reminds me of an appropriate joke
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
well i say 'appropriate' but yknow
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.bjsbrewhouse.com/
― minsktrans.by (get bent), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
The prix fixe menus for this must be interesting.
― for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.frugalcouponliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BJs-Restaurant-logo.gif
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/BJ%20&%20the%20Bear%20Semi%20Carded.JPG
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
need a day on april 14th for vegetarian males
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 March 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
Firm Tofu and a Silken Handshake Day
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
don't knock it till you tried it
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.articlesmaker.com/top-usa-news/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/67044_BJ-Services-Company.gif
― Sanpaku, Monday, 14 March 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
as a guy who like many other guys totally relishes a righteous blowjob, I fucking hate "steak and blowjob day," because it's the day on which you wanna make a point of foregoing one if the opportunity arises so as to place yourself outside of the "people whose personalities are both determined & accurately described by beer commercials" demographic
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
you might say the people who are into this day can blow me
I don't think Relish & BJ Day is going to catch on
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
my mom's anniversary...wtg fucking universe...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
fuckin hell aero. Cool down, relax. Have some steak.
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
uk equivalent is spam and frottage day
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
May 15: Fish sticks and Fingerbanging
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
May 16: Fajitas and Fisting
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
In Australia it's Roo and a Root
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
dude who're into this get one beej a year and high five each other about it
kind of lol but mostly sad
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
lots of people are sad a lot. :(
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
xpost totally read that first part as 'dude whore'
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
you make it sound like they're in a beej line, all excited
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
dude who're into this get one beej a year
jeez, I wish...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
(not into this btw just to make that clear...beer commercials are vile)
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTDn2A7hcY
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
you can not be into steak, and you can not be into BJs, but not being into either steak or BJs cause me to look at you askance
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
(because it is hard to look at someone straight on while receiving an awesome BJ)
hahah
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
fondue and fondling day
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
applebee's and anal
milkshakes and fursuits
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
bacon and bondage
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
spaghetti and spanking
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
obligatory clamdiving joke
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
watermelon and watersports
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
in ireland it's holy communion and bj
― Ask Nult What Your Country Can Do For You (Local Garda), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
lolcal garda
tandoori and a threesome
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
scones and scat
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
Waffles and Watersports
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
spinach and sploshing
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
squid and squicking
special Korean day: doggy and doggy
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
vegetables and vorerephilia
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
perogies and ponyplay
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
arugala and abstinence
Amish: dinner and a handshake
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
franks 'n' faceriding
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
squid'n'squirting
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
what's terrible about this is that steak and bj doesn't even alliterate
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
Truffles and rimming
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
D'Artagnan Duck Foie Gras and Dirty Sanchez
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
jello and jizz
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
kung po and poking
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
babaganoush and ball-crushing
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
I dunno....there's not that many priests young enough to manage both in the one day anymore....
― I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
cottage pie and cottaging
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
mexican food and mexican halloween #community
― dumb p rusty nults (blueski), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
you guys
― ENBB, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
Shepard's Pie and Goat-Fucking
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
what's terrible about this is that steak and bj doesn't even alliterate― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 14, 2011 6:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 14, 2011 6:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
no problem. happy goulash and gobble day
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
well i haven't had a steak today
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
offal and oral
― dumb p rusty nults (blueski), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
I love you
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
Skate and a Jowl-bob
― for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
kebab and a skewering
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
blow and a steak job
is that where you fuck a hole in a steak
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
gefilte felch
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha A+
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
Anything gross/sexual that causes Dan to nooooooooooooooooooo is also A++ by me.
― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
Also: frommage avec frottage, just be careful in what order...
― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
I'm so proud of this thread. In a way.
Anyway, did I miss filet and fellatio?
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think there's anything wrong with not being down for assfish
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
Oddly enough:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assfish
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
loved this R Kelly joint
― dumb p rusty nults (blueski), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
You can take your time baby not being shellfish
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
linkified goatse
― van smack, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
Im just glad to know that Dan will draw a line somewhere
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
everyone should draw a line at pooter pisces
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
is it the fish or the felching that troubles you?
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
esp if they're swimming upstream to spawnxp
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
gefilte fish are absolutely disgusting, but possibly the only way to make the worse would be to eat them out of someone's ass, so ultimately my answer is "yes"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
btw: Jell-O and jelqing
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
cream pie and...
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
banh mi and ben wa
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
scallops and spelunking
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Cumquats and cunnilingus.
http://www.bathtubbrewery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cumquat-food.jpg
― What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. (Sanpaku), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
creampie cream pie
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
swordfish and sounding
marinate on that one for a while
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
bok choy and cock joy
― brownie, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
banh mi and ben wa: Dan you're a genius
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
greens & peens
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
Jicama and lickie-ma
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
noodles and doodles
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
peanuts & pee on nuts
― Euler, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
and now, a guy who takes this whole question much, much too seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOAaDCTLF4o
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
oh brother
― goole, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)
At first I thought that dude was British, or maybe Irish, and then he sounded like any other funny talking Yank. What gives?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
when you reach a certain level of pathetic they give you a special accent, it's like a merit badge
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
oh man my mind totally read "steak and a blowjob" to the tune of "shave and a haircut." Do you remember that scene in Roger Rabbit when he was going crazy & because he could not finish his steak & a blowjob?
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:04 PM (1 month ago)
― if I hate the headline, I'll make up a headline (Abbbottt), Monday, 14 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
here let me just zing myself preemptively BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT PPL SAY ABOUT THE WAY I TALK I'll just get my coat now
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
"men are the ones who die on the job" is unfortunate phrasing, given the context
― joe, Monday, 14 March 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
loooool
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
i couldn't figure out if the guy is canadian or scottish. do some canadians sound more uh caledonian than others?
― goole, Monday, 14 March 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
i h8 ppl
― «( «_«)» zzzz «(«_« )» (Lamp), Monday, 14 March 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
I don't even like steak
― garage rock is usually very land-based (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 14 March 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
shandy and a handy
― goole, Monday, 14 March 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
hahahah
my grandma's drink of choice was a shandy so this has sent me into gales of irl lols
sorry nan
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)
What is this nonsense any fool knows it's ∏ day today. I can tell that because there is an abundance of ∏ in the break room.― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, March 14, 2011 8:25 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, March 14, 2011 8:25 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
Steak and kidney ∏?
As for April 14, I nominate Cake and Cunnilingus Day.
Although with my track record when it comes to relationships, I probably will have to substitute Sushi and Schlicking.
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
smorgasbord & 69
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
this day sucks my jaw is so tired
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
baby back bukkake
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
ewwwwww
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)
uhm i don't want no chick leaving meat residue on my dick, no matter how fitting that would be.....
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)
sausage and gash
― zappi, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, its a tricky combo. buying this book tho so next year i'll have more ideas
http://static.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959/thumbnail/320
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)
You sick freaking monsters.
― ℳℴℯ ❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
this holiday is bogus compared to Tilapia and Hot Carl day
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
you know a thread is fucking rotten when a natural harvest pic being posted is one of the better contributions.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i mean i guess semen is sortof buttery so it should work w/ steak but idk the texture seems wrong. i think you need to make some sort of reduction w/ like whole peppercorns that would work.
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
but yeah its the multitasking element of this holiday that makes me dread it year after year.
i mean steak AND blowjobs im not a machine
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)
uhhh buttery?!
That video guy's accent is really weird. What the hell?
If this thread were on ILTMI I would have locked it hours ago.
― ENBB, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)
oh shit it's not?
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)
in fact this is ur facebook wall
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)
this is a bathroom wall at george michael's house
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)
this is the pool filter at barrymore's house
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)
you know this thread has gone too far when TamTam calls everyone sick freaking monsters :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)
idgi why people are grossed out, isnt the idea for a woman to make a guy a steak dinner then give him a BJ (cuz hey lol thats what all guys like right? lol) as a reaction to valentines day?
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)
idg ur lolling tbh
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)
that's why we're grossed out.
well i'm not really grossed out it's just really fucking lame?
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
i used to be ambivalent towards beej and loved steak
feel the opposite these days
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
fits right in to ILX thenxp
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
i loved bjs as much as everyone else but fuck you can skip the damn steak
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
all the crap jokes really are the main thing that's wrong with this thread, though the beginning was inauspicious tbh
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
idk there's all this pressure "what are you doing this s+bj day?" you know i think i kindof have my shit together and dont normally feel all this pressure around holidays but its the same shit every year w/ this thing, i mean everybody announcing their plans on facebook and like my mam asking me what im doing this year and oh god you know i feel like if i dont have a massive sirloin in a pan and a cushion on the ground in front of the lazy boy that like im a failure or something
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
like i know its like a self esteem thing but i wish i could just you know ignore it
dont get me wrong I think this is about as stupid as talk like a pirate day.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
except on talk like a pirate day your dick isn't in someone's mouth
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
Jim in Glasgow otm.
― ENBB, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
talk like a pirate while giving a bj and eating steak - now there's an occasion
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
anyway yeah i have no idea why this thread even exists
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
because why not
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
sorry the meaty cocksucking thread didn't live up to your classy expectations guys??????
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)
i have no idea where i am rite now
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
you are typing in an open text box south of a white background
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
I'm just embarrased it's associated with my birthday :(
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
aw cmon trayce i'm sure you cook a great steak
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
hur hur
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=177837292249426
― history mayne, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/home#search?q=#steakandbjday
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
"isnt the idea for a woman to make a guy a steak dinner then give him a BJ (cuz hey lol thats what all guys like right? lol)"
wait does it have to be a woman? that does seem sexist. can't men make steak and give blowjobs as good as any lady?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I wondered about this- even without hetero relationships, what if the guy prefers cooking steak to eating it? steak & bj day needs to embiggen the tent imo
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
within I mean
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)
ou know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)
When I sell my screenplay for Steak Night, you guys can come swim in my Santa Monica pool.
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
this shit turns me into Marc fucking Loi I gotta tell you
like hey assholes who really hate being decent boyfriends & husbands, I'm stoked for you that you're getting it off your chest that being nice to the people you sleep with it a total headache to you & makes you feel like now you know what it's like to be nailed to a cross, must be a relief to share that with the world, but quit talking like you speak for men in general
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, especially with all that 'i racked my brains' bullshit. you hit the random girlfriend gift generator on ebay, i know it, you know, god knows it, you'd best believe she knows it.
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
ATTN ILXOR WOMEN: Raise your hands if you give your significant other cards and gifts on Valentine's Day. *raises hand*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
i love how that one dude is all offended by the idea of this because JUST ONE DAY is not enough to make up for how much men suffer in this world
― goole, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
random girlfriend gift generator on ebay
i wish this really existed
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
eh there is some function like this on amaon but i didn't want to type amaon because the '' key genuinely is missing from my keyboard
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
Do they have a random girlfriend generator, too?
"OK, I've clicked on blonde, Jewish, slender, bookish, whoops, it won't let me continue until I've selected an eye color...."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
I have never been *given* a card, flowers, chocs or a dinner on V-day before let alone given one any to anyone myself.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
I give Valentine's Day cards to pretty much everybody I know, also blowjobs, and then I fix them a steak even though I'm against steak
that is just the kind of stand-up dude I am
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)
Do the women get blowjobs, too?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
i always get my g/f a singing telegram from the corpse of Sam Kinison for valentine's day
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
"blow them all," that's my motto - I was really popular when I was in the national guard
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
So, what time do you want to show up at the cloning salon?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
A+ thread, everyone...a high point for new lows.
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
Usher: "Changing Places"
that is just the kind of stand-up strap-on dude I am
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
this post has incapacitated me
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
LOL @ "embiggen the tent"
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
"Is that steak I smell baby?" *tent embiggens*
I saw a man named Bejay this morning.
― on... imo (onimo), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
the guy's canadian, right?
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
tempted to start a "steak vs. bj" poll...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
Nepalese.
― on... imo (onimo), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)
We have a new board description, folks.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)