chillness index of fauna

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http://www.nwnature.net/birds/images/nw_mallards.jpg

*****

mallards are v v chill

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.seawaysdiveschool.co.uk/resources/Basking+Shark.JPG

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these are chill, i guess, but for all their inoffensiveness they perhaps lack a little charm

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

as a longtime resident of mn, i have seen mallards. i have also posited the question, on seeing mallards "wait how do ducks fuck?" at which point as if to help me out, they did.

might wanna move them down the index is all i am saying

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://pic.wenwen.soso.com/p/20091221/20091221150246-1921196181.jpg

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coelecanths are an example of a very excellent animal that is not really amenable to the chillness paradigm

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

HORSESHOE CRABS

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

you know who's not chill is those fucking swans

rent, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

mallards fuck by gang rape, not v chill imo

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DIeft.jpg

*****

supremely chill, thanks to their song, their GIS results are really unchill but they did not choose their own taxonomy

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thedudemag.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-animals/axolotl.jpg

best coasty-style stoner chill? u give the star rating.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

Top 5 sleepiest animals

http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/koala%20gunnedah%20compressed.JPG

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

merdes idk what that is but

****

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.geometer.org/Brazil2006/images/Rhea.jpg

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This rhea is mad just knowing you exist. Extremely unchill.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tapir.org/two_tapirs.jpg

**

they're not that interesting

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.islandtimethairestaurant.com/panama_08_303.jpg

*****

well obviously

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

Tapirs are totally fascinating...I am baffled by nahk's assertion.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://na.oceana.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/320x_explore_photo/explore/creatures/ocean320comsea_003_rep.jpg

****/

Common sea squirt...uncommonly chill.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/25/Sarlacc-BTM-DB.jpg

0 of 5 stars for the sarlaac

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/harlow.jpg

baby rhesus monkey – **
terrycloth monkey substitute – **** she looks like she's had a few valium

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.polatkaya.net/flamingo3.jpg

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

sorry that was supposed to be:

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nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/g1/4j/do-pigs-cows-tapeworms_-800X800.jpg

**

pigs aren't bad ppl, but they are not ordinarily chill, even though that particular one is maybe ****

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

turtles are nice little chaps

buzza, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

damn if pigs are ** then I lower my 3 stars for flamingos to 1 star

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/leaftailedgekko.jpg

**

this kind of unreflective obnoxiousness is a bit mainstream bro for my liking.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

can't image search atm but dugongs are pretty chill
****?

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/siberian-tiger0016-004.jpg

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the siberian tiger is nonpareil, but it isn't chill so much as ~cold~

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

an ATM is not an animal, VegemiteGrrl.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/r2rl78.jpg

**½

an enigma: they murder baby porpoises and celebrate afterwards by blowing bubble rings. unchill humans like to ride on their backs, but that's not really their fault.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

xpost neither is a smartass :)

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

:p

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg

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gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes

I DIED, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

dolphins are not chill

the bigger cetaceans would qualify though

it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg

****

along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg

real chill

who is john nult? (dayo), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg

0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers

***½ for dogs in general

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg

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they're not chill

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

this is classic chill:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg

****

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 March 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg

Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg

And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards

no stars

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg

*****

kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason

Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg

**1/2

yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg

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chillax, screaming rabbit.

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpg
who is chiller — u decide

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

aerial_bombardment.jpg

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg

This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg

Nevermind.

GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/527105816_3544d54bf0.jpg

*****

przhalsky's horse, wandering the great steppes of chill

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

omg that horse was my favorite as a little kid <3

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

(psst it's przewalski's horse btw)

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

The giant Sonoran centipede, the victim in that bat's mouth, could only be chill if it was already dead. They are some of the least chill arthropods Satan ever conceived!

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Also: I would love to listen to Bo Hansson with an Anomodont, even if it ate me in that barren & slightly psychedelic landscape. I cannot imagine what kind of music you would listen to with a giant Sonoran centipede. Diamanda Galas? The recording of that Hell pit?

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/a/ab/Western_Capercaillie.jpg/550px-Western_Capercaillie.jpg

****

capercailies p much live in the woods and moors and do their own thing

they are chill ppl

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://jackiesguineapiggies.com/piggycare/peachysleeping.jpg

**1/2

Surprisingly, guinea pigs can chillax, but even when they are taking lil naps, they still have their eyes open in a manic fashion.

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/1fc8784a.jpg

Sphynx cat = so chill it doesn't mind nursing alien larvae.

****

Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

Furthermore, it's quite happy to let itself hang all the way out:

http://www.wazaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ugliest_cat_ever1.jpg

Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

also, puffins

plax (ico), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wf4z10.jpg

It goes without saying.

light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.las-cruces.org/public-services/museums/MNH/nature_center/13texasspinysoftshell_532.jpg

Texas spiny softshell turtle – ???

If you figure it out, let me know, because I am kind of scared of mine.

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

flamingos are the yacht rock of fauna. just hangin out at the marina, munchin on a shrimp cocktail.

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

parrots = unchill, not least because of jimmy buffett association

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

also peacocks are part of the "seduction community" hence ZERO STARS for all time

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/Spanish_ibex.jpg

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i dunno, they seem like they probably worry a lot. not all that chill. not unchill.

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.hipertechsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/red+panda.jpg

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

*****

&

**

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/11_lg.jpg

ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/ju8l7l.jpg

They float all day and sometimes while holding hands.

Pretty chill.

****1/2 ?

ENBB, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

Those dudes are furiously relaxing.

GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 March 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

chillaxed as hell

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpg
meme to thread

kelpolaris, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

cool dog chillin in backyard

sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!

as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

Abbotter! :)

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 28 March 2011 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

want to defend the chillness of pigs - if you ever meet a pig who's been able to live on into maturity they are remarkably awesome and chill, ****, though they lose a star for screaming when they eat

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

Abs I'd almost forgotten how cute otters are until I GISd them last night. They're like aquatic teddy bears with the cutest faces. I almost died.

ENBB, Monday, 28 March 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

abbott that is an albatross of some sort. looks like a heartbreaker to me.

ogmor, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

chillbatross

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.campsiecottages.co.uk/images/alpacas_at_ballochruin.jpg

****

alpacas are chill and friendly ppl whose lack of intellectual rigour ought not to be held against them

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

good choice

ENBB, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://sciencetrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/taz-devil.jpg

*1/2

they are fierce and loud as hell, and are dying of face tumors. deal with it.

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Regenwurm1.jpg/597px-Regenwurm1.jpg

****

earth-friendly, sex-positive

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnwLX5m3G8

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no stars. Unpleasant neighbors.

light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

these photos of a mass migration of golden rays is def pretty chill:

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man423444.jpg

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

wow!

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

Where the manatees at? I mean, does it get much more chill than these guys:

http://vacationinbelize.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/manatees1.jpg

ENBB, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00231/ladybird_231833t.jpg

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they are nice enough, but they make a surprising amount of noise repeatedly slamming against windowpanes which is suggestive of a certain lack of chillness and decorum

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.nola.com/animals/2007/09/medium_mattstick.jpg

giant walking stick: ***** totally goddam chill wtf

dude: ** not so much

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dMbej.jpg

*****

these ppl supposedly kill more africans than any other large mammals, though one suspects it's more through sheer tonnage and proprioceptive deficit than anything resembling malice aforethought

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

yes!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.droomplekken.nl/uploads/thumbs/ischigualasto_talampaya/thumb_Andescondor%20in%20de%20lucht_800x600.jpg

****

condors are p chill

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1236297013WeziRMi.jpg

how do capys rate on the chillfactor

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Oh come on - they're like the chillest of all creatures. Didn't put them here because I figured that was, you know, a given.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02

that's something different, they may be able to summon uncommon power and ferocity but they don't appear capable of conventionally balletic grace or refinement, assumedly owing to neuroanatomical limitations rather than mere pique or laziness

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/253479025_304ad5f810.jpg

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monkfish aren't particularly chill

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

are capys related to nutrias? I saw a critter like that in israel and was all wtf is that animal???? I concluded it was nutria, but maybe not?

quincie, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviomorpha

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

european wild cat probably not very chill

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/0102097343900.jpg

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

dunno about chillness, but those stingrays are pretty goddamn beautiful.

bernard snowy, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/436139-Triforce%20of%20Wisdom/139/60/salamander_display.jpg

salamanders v chill imo

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

Axolotls I am not sure about. If you stare at one long enough, you turn into one. Is that extremely chill, like some chill music making you turn into sand? Or is it extremely unchill?

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Serengeti/RockHyrax3.jpg

Hyraxes: live on pee-stained rocks; not very chill

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Axolotl_ganz.jpg

****

they are quite chill for amphibians

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

nb are you sure about that abbott?

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

yes

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

Hyraxes are the antithesis of chill. Evil looking little motherfuckers.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

i like them but they operate at an altogether different metabolic level to chill fauna

they are N/A

Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

n/a isn't very chill imo

corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

ya, he is the rock hyrax of ilx

Some other race (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 April 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn2.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aardvark.jpg

fuck you guys!

dell (del), Saturday, 23 April 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.jbaphoto.com.au/colour/JBAphoto020510D33.jpg

The quokka is a chill marsupial

sonderborg, Saturday, 23 April 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

that monkfish is giving me the heebie-jeebies

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Saturday, 23 April 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]

****

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

chill fukkin quokkas

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jaguarundi1.jpg

jaguarundi, ***

chill now, but letting you know it might not be so chill later if you keep standing there

lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

yeesh that cunt looks like a particular vicious juvenile delinquent

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

/particularly

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

a beautiful delinquent though

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1215400564fVMgrfD.jpg

lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.prguitarman.com/comics/poptart1red1.gif

****

p fucking chill

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

the nose dot always bothers me

corey, Friday, 29 April 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg/800px-Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg

0 stars
Hover by rapidly flapping their wings 12–90 times per second: not remotely chill

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.australianfauna.com/afimg/boxjellyfish.jpg
Box jellyfish: hard one to rate, in that it languidly just floats about the sea of Australian beaches, which is sort of the epitome of chill, but it also kills lots of people with its poisonous tentacles, which is less so

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.top-ten-glasgow-guide.com/images/dromedary-blockade.jpg

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maybe a little overlooked these days, dromedaries are often castigated for their intemperate qualities....they are still borderline chill tho

eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

hummingbirds are transcendentally chill in the manner of late jmw turner or mid-period scelsi

eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

chill thread imo

markers, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/yellow/pic07western.jpg

Zero Stars

yellowjackets are dicks. they are not chill at all.

Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tribblogs.com/tribphoto/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/madagascar-fk3104-950x606.jpg
this fossa looks chill but fossas in general seem like mean, stressed out predator dickheads imo

the tune is space, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_Sea_Cucumber_small.jpg.jpg

*****

sea cucumbers are some very chill dudes (i don't think they have much of a choice)

Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

that fossa looks both choleric AND slovenly oy vey

empathize, tho

eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kakapo.jpg

***

i would call the kakapo docile, or perhaps downtrodden, rather than chill as such. but it's certainly not aggro

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

Strigops habroptila

yes, that rating seems about right

eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/four-toes-jerboa.jpg

**

like many rodents, the jerboa is too neurotic and highly strung to be chill

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg

Daydreaming about diving into the sea with these guys atm...

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

every time i see that photo i read it as a pic of fields taken from a plane

eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sleepy-Bear.jpg

Their proclivity for eviscerating campers often means people overlook the chillness of bears.

***1/2

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

Plus hibernating is the big chill. Like calling in sick for a whole season.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.novinite.com/media/inpictures/201105/photo_verybig_5762.jpg

****

coatis are nice ppl and p chill

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

Woah are they trying to sneak into a ring-tailed lemur party or something?

ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

they are trying to be your friends

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

:)

corey, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm well I dunno if that kind of dissembling is the best way forward but ok I'll give them a chance.

ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

those dudes totally remind of the possums from Bone

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://foxhavenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bumblebee-and-lavender.jpg

****

bumblebees have a lot of dignity and they don't want to do any harm to anyone

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

this is the thread i was looking for to post this in, not "fuck yeah baby animals!" but, fuck yeah! it's chill

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1306201419/588/5047588.jpg

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

*****

that is an albino kiwi right?

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5672860254_e4eeabd5cf.jpg

***

they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

apparently kiwi is not albino, it is v rare white variant kiwi.

want to hug puppeh

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

adorable puppies are adorable and wonderful, but rarely chill iirc

xp

bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/corpuscallosum/images/green_toad.jpg

***

idk they are alright i guess, not overly excitable...siemlich chill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

( ⌽‿⌽)

corey, Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/turtle-2.jpg

****

nicle little chaps imo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

l

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.livingworldimages.com/IMG_5225.jpg

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/mraz/rock-hyrax-05a26056.jpg

*

rock hyrax is one SRSLY unchill motherfucker.

brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/poJQT.jpg

hedgehog: ***

g++ (gbx), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol i had just searched this thread to see if hedgehogs were listed

they are ***** imo

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I saw a couple tapirs at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle this weekend, and I can tell you that they definitely deserve a higher chill rating. They were super fluffy and still, with a high cuddle factor.

Moodles, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

Hedgehogs for five stars, seconded.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

indisputible

http://www.dlisted.com/files/fathedgehogopenpost1.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

fleas tho

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol soapy hh!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPjtgamAqCg/SXMw0Cnsq5I/AAAAAAAAFQ4/4cZH7ccou0g/s400/nuthatch+3+2009.jpg

nuthatches are p chill

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

oh, lets say

****

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

there's this one heron i see every time i go for a run that i swear has gone mad - i run on a path by a river, and for the past 4 weeks every time i've run past its territory it's been standing on the verges pacing back & forth staring up at the houses on the other side as if it's lost something. the ducks who also frequent that stretch sometimes look like they're mocking it. meanwhile the swans just stare at all these lesser creatures (including the humans) with undisguised disdain and disapproval

lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 07:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/cassowary_350x470.jpg

0

cassowaries are the least chill creatures in existence and all the better for it

lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:02 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/mexicos-water-monster-disappeared-22270445

this is sort of heartbreaking

regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg

*****

the spotted porcupinefish looks chill

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:16 (twelve years ago)

The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:17 (twelve years ago)

http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg

Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQ
and i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)

Actually lil ones are too I mean

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)

only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:59 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg

*****

Merdeyeux, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

omfg so chill

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 19 April 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah that is zenith chill

gbx, Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.

Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 November 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

WOW that is pretty damn chill

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:44 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

can we get a consensus here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

So, did it piss in the pool?

Aimless, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 1 June 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)

good lord, 0/*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.

https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s

who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 21:43 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

^a cool 10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg

ogmor, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet

Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)


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