Hell I watched the first part last night and enjoyed it more than I expected to. I'm starting the second part now. Seems like most everyone's dead, save the folks who appeared immune in the first episode. Which was obviously gonna be the case--but surely there is more coming. I like this a lot so far.
No spoilerz please, at least not til I finish (next few nights?)
xoxoIan
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
Pretty entertaining to see Agent Rosenfeld as a psychotic inmate.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)
Whoa I loved this television adaptation when it first aired, but like anything King-related, my parents deemed it taboo & I only got to see parts. But cool parts that made it seem like some intense & crazy shit! About two years ago I saw part of it again on cable. The part I saw was the Kingster himself + the lady who played Maya Gallo in "Just Shoot Me" with a lot of Halloween grey steaks combed into her long pretty hair, in a seemingly endless truck-driving scene.
I tried to read it in high school, too, but my mom confiscated the book from me. TBH I was slightly relieved as I was a bit daunted by its size.
― blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
I have never read a single Stephen King novel. But I am easily taken in by govt engineered plague scenarios.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
easily the best stephen king book, but I remember finding the adaptation pretty cheesy in parts
― iatee, Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
there sure are a lot of characters.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
"you have fun getting raped and murdered back on seventh avenue, sweatheart!"
It's a good book, but whoever his editor was at Doubleday edited it with a chainsaw. King published a "complete and uncut edition" when what he really should have published was a "much better-edited edition".
― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)
this is streaming on netflix fwiw.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
i hope this gets more complicated than 'old black woman with the guitar is good and crepey magicking demon guy is bad.'
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)
Hate to break it to ya...
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)
aw hell
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
i want more abt the govt conspiracy and shit but i guess that's not gonna happen cuz they're all dead?
IT is way better than this, book or TV series.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 9 April 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, never was much into King's "dark man"/Dark Tower BS, so there wasn't much left in this for me in the second half. Love some of the book's vignettes about the end of the world in microcosmic form, tho.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
the chapters about the "second" plague, the "no great loss" stuff are super-grim and fun to read.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 9 April 2011 06:06 (fourteen years ago)
Yes, those were the best part of the book for me.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 06:09 (fourteen years ago)
Was this book as good as The Shining? (or as bad, if you please)
― B'wana Beast, Saturday, 9 April 2011 06:38 (fourteen years ago)
not as good (scary) as the shining, which avoided steve's fatal flaw -- shitty endings. like with it, i loved the stand until the final part, which just seemed tacked on and a huge letdown. still, bonus points for flagg's debut (i think)
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)
the shining novel really didnt avoid the shitty ending imo
But then i loved insomnia so..........
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
I've only read the uncut version; never seen the miniseries though now that it's on WI that'll change pronto.
The orig novel and (i have to assume) the TV mini both omit The Kid, who for me is the best thing in the book. His love scene is U & K.
Ian if u have today or tomorrow off you should come to MoCCA fest and say hi! I'll give a free copy of Klagen.
― last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 9 April 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
I'm thinking about MoCCA tomorrow! My friend L@uR4 is in town, so i will be going to visit her too. You are a treat JCL.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
cool hope you make it! I don't remember our table # but we are next to Pizza Island and Center For Cartoon Studies.
Is L@uR4 a cartoonist?
― last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
M.O.O.N
Spells moon.
― I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Saturday, 9 April 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
laura is a writer about comics.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 9 April 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
started reading the 'uncut' version
after 5 pages i knew everyone was gonna die
after 100 pages i knew which of the way-too-many not-terribly-interesting characters were going to survive, at least initially
after 200 pages the dying has barely even begun and i've had enough
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2019 00:47 (six years ago)
the not dying is the best part im told
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2019 00:50 (six years ago)
i read the long version but The Fans tend to prefer the shorter one, i believe
there are about 200 skippable pages in the middle (backstory for mother abigail and some trashcan man nonsense) but the rest is pretty good! no one likes the ending but parts of it are really powerful
if you don't like it after 200 pages, you should prob stop reading though.
"112263", a recent very long one, is better
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 22 April 2019 10:19 (six years ago)
The "short" one blew my mind as a kid way more than any other King novel, and I read them all. Read the longer one when it came out, liked it just because I liked the chance to read hundreds of pages of 70s King I hadn't read, but I would recommend the original to all but completists. Loved the ending, didn't know others didn't!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 15:58 (six years ago)
OK looking around the internet it seems like there are lots of people who didn't like the ending because they would have preferred a big ol' battle royale between the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil which feels to me like a really stupid way for that novel to end so SK 1 Internet 0 as far as I'm concerned
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:02 (six years ago)
the ending was dumb because it's an infantile depiction of good vs evil, which is weird because his character vignettes are way more illustrative of a more complex view of the same theme.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:13 (six years ago)
Man, I gotta disagree, given that Trashcan Man (who plays for the "evil" side but is obviously more complicated than that) is the vehicle of deliverance
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:18 (six years ago)
Trashcan man being the one who brings the nuke is a great bit of plotting, it’s how the nuke gets set off that ppl object to
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:27 (six years ago)
And as someone who will usually argue that king’s endings are actually good I agree
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:28 (six years ago)
It (the novel) had an ending equally as bonkers as the Stand, but it worked much better
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:36 (six years ago)
ha ha see i am of exactly the opposite opinion, I read both as teens and the ending of It I was just, I don't even think I thought it was good or bad, I was just WHA-A-A-A-A, for me it was like when Aslan comes back, like "how does that even make any narrative sense"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:39 (six years ago)
The narrative doesn't matter as much in It, the cosmic spider battle was entertainingly nuts but is basically just a boss fight; the real ending of It is when Mike is seeing the ink fade from his notebooks and forgetting everything. but I guess you could make that argument for the Stand, it just felt to me like the reverse was the case there, that the narrative in the Stand WAS the bones of the thing vs It where the character arcs were the armature and the plot was just dressing hanging off of that. Why the Stand's ending didn't work. For me anyway, I'm guessing this could boil down to when it read both books and what I was going through at the time.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 16:52 (six years ago)
Oh I assumed you meant the orgy!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 18:14 (six years ago)
that scene would prob be better if it were an orgy, instead of an awkward queueing situation
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 April 2019 18:21 (six years ago)
how did the nuke go off again
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2019 18:34 (six years ago)
everyone fucked it
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 April 2019 18:35 (six years ago)
(god, iirc)
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 April 2019 18:36 (six years ago)
it was an awkward queueing situation to say the least
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 18:43 (six years ago)
hahaha, no, I skip the wayfinding orgy part of It
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:05 (six years ago)
the most unbelievable part of the novel is a rock star named "Larry Underwood" having a hit called "Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?"
― omar little, Monday, 22 April 2019 22:14 (six years ago)
that always struck me as pitch-perfect 70s pop musician and hit single names!
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:32 (six years ago)
maybe! i don't know. i guess i always forget SK is a bit normcore in a lot of ways.
― omar little, Monday, 22 April 2019 22:35 (six years ago)
That’s the weird thing about the expanded edition- king changed a bunch of cultural references so that it is now set in the 90s for no good reason, making the fact of a smash hit called “baby, can you dig your man” even more unlikely
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:36 (six years ago)
there's an expanded edition beyond the one published in the 80s?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:42 (six years ago)
There’s a really funny review of king’s last book by one of the younger generation of thriller writers where they basically spend the whole review going on about how every character’s frame of reference is all just stuff from 40 years ago
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:43 (six years ago)
Xp the expanded edition is from 1991 I think
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:44 (six years ago)
ah you're right it was published in 1991!
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 22:46 (six years ago)
I always figured Larry Underwood had an Eddie Money thing going on or at least that is how I imagined "Baby, Can You Dig your Man" as sounding.
― earlnash, Monday, 22 April 2019 22:48 (six years ago)
i guess part of it is SK had the opportunity to create a debauched rock star character with a massive (iirc) chart-topping hit and he gives him the name of this really good accountant you should see.
― omar little, Monday, 22 April 2019 22:53 (six years ago)
lol i didn't realize that he'd updated the timeframe when he did the expansion -- that explains a good bit of strangeness
the first quote in the epigraph is springsteen's jungleland! of course he's normcore
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2019 22:59 (six years ago)
yeah the book is so powerfully 70s I just sorta blanked on any actual year references in it
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 22 April 2019 23:40 (six years ago)
he's a righteous man
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 23:57 (six years ago)
subtext is obviously "Baby, Can You Dig Your (Trashcan) Man"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 April 2019 23:58 (six years ago)
DIGYOMAN
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 11:21 (six years ago)
you like that happy crappy?
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 14:22 (six years ago)
that brown sound sure do get around.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 14:57 (six years ago)
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/05/stephen-kings-the-stand-exclusive-first-look
This has been remade, to be released in December. Most of this article just lays out who the characters are. Whoopi Goldberg is playing Mother Abigail and mentions that “I’ve been fighting with not making her the Magic Negro because she’s complicated.” Also, Larry Underwood is portrayed by Jovan Adepo, a black actor. No word yet on how they will update Baby, Can You Dig Your Man.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 13:23 (five years ago)
The timing of this is kind of amazing and I’m actually surprised they didn’t try and bring the release forward a bit - even though the pandemic part fades from the story and is really scene-setting for the supernatural post-apocalyptic stuff, if this is any good at all it could be huge
― agent brodie canks (wins), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:49 (five years ago)
Oh dear lord no not now.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:51 (five years ago)
Whoopi Goldberg is playing Mother Abigail and mentions that “I’ve been fighting with not making her the Magic Negro because she’s complicated.”
Seems hard given this character is almost the purest example of the trope ever put to the page.
No word yet on how they will update Baby, Can You Dig Your Man.
No updates needed, he's a righteous man
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:52 (five years ago)
Newer adaptations of king’s bid novels are very keen to preempt common complaints and it never seems to result in better filmsSpeaking of which, king himself has apparently written the last episode and given it a new ending to replace the hated hand of god comes down and pokes a nuke sequence
― agent brodie canks (wins), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:14 (five years ago)
That scene is hated? I can't deny it comes out of nowhere but it's so much a part of my experience of the novel that I can't imagine a version not having it. Like, I neither hate it nor love it, it just seems like part of what The Stand IS.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:16 (five years ago)
It’s one that comes up when people discuss the conventional wisdom that King sucks at endings - there is definitely something very lazy about it, if mother Abigail is the purest example of a magical negro then this is surely the purest example of deus ex machina
― agent brodie canks (wins), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:33 (five years ago)
I think I simultaneously understand (and even understood reading it as a kid) that it's a cheap ending, while being unable to imagine it any other way. That said, I have a lot of faith in El Rey and if he's writing a new ending I believe he has something that will feel right.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:37 (five years ago)
I have a degree of affection for King's 'let's say...Moe' endings. I know what to expect generally and am pleasantly surprised when he sticks the landing.
― the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:40 (five years ago)
...and then everyone in The Boulder Free Zone went down into the sewers and had sex with Frannie. The End.
― Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:51 (five years ago)
Interesting that one of his best Big Book Endings, 11-22-63, came from a suggestion from Joe Hill
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 August 2020 11:17 (five years ago)
Good casting - I always like Marsden, the John Barrowman Who Can Act, Kinnear and Skarsgard both seem like good fits for their roles too. Plus bonus points for not casting Michael Sheen, who must never play an American again
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 August 2020 11:23 (five years ago)
“We love old people. We just do,” said Goldberg. “On top of everything else they have been, and seen, and have different ideas and are probably trying to lead us in a good way.
hm this has not been my experience of the last 6 months.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 27 August 2020 16:36 (five years ago)
Everyone sure looks well-dressed for this apocalypse.
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
I am really attached to Jamey Sheridan's denim-clad, grinning Boomer Flagg, but I'll try my best to accept Skarsgard, who is ofc a good actor.
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:44 (five years ago)
Sheridans face is enormous
― agent brodie canks (wins), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:45 (five years ago)
Like they make this latex demon face for him later and it just looks like his face
― agent brodie canks (wins), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:46 (five years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/fe/14/d2fe143bbf358271a6f11ee8519ac594.jpgHow is this not a makeup effect
― agent brodie canks (wins), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:47 (five years ago)
Seriously! Dude's face is inherently demonic
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 27 August 2020 17:48 (five years ago)
i have too much hope invested in this.
I bet "Baby can You Dig Your Man" will be a JOhn Mayer-esque piece
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:38 (five years ago)
Yeah, I’m probably too stoked for this as well. I just started rereading the book for the third time in anticipation, but I’m not sure I’ll finish it.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:58 (five years ago)
I only ever got through it the once in full, but it was worthwhile. I was screaming for a retry at the miniseries for years after I couldn't take Parker Lewis and Molly Ringwald in their roles. please don't fuggitup.
the version I read was the expanded version, so I never had the experience of reading the original edit to compare it to.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:00 (five years ago)
My one read was the expanded. If I get around to rereading it it’s gonna be the standard text (which one is currently in print?)
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:12 (five years ago)
AFAIK only the expanded is in print, but I’m sure you could pick up the original used for cheap. I’ve read both, and felt the expanded one really added nothing but length. And a minor character who’s like juvenile delinquent Elvis in a hot rod.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
The Kid. I love love love the chapters with him and trashcan man together. But other expanded material was less salutary. Especially the coda.
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
There’s all the weird cultural ephemera updates too, like adding references to Madonna and Deathrace 2000 arcade game that seemed pointless to me.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:22 (five years ago)
I do hope they use 'Don't Fear the Reaper' some place in the new version, as that song was so perfect in the title sequence in the original.
― earlnash, Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:24 (five years ago)
Thinking about it, I would LOVE to hear a Cliff Martinez do an arrangement of 'Don't Fear the Reaper' in his style say ala "Solaris" soundtrack.
― earlnash, Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:26 (five years ago)
we'll get Burt Stanton's "Grim Reapah burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:28 (five years ago)
James Marsden should only do comedy or comedy-adjacent roles imo
I like the extended version. In for a penny, etc. Still much less of a commitment than The Dark Tower
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 7 December 2020 00:03 (five years ago)
Starting in the middle of the story sounds like a really weird and bad thing to do
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-reviews/stand-stephen-king-cbs-all-access-review-1102209/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
― nate woolls, Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:26 (five years ago)
WhuuuuutI'd read something about an overabundance of flashbacks but I just assumed they meant flashbacks to the pre-Trips lives of the characters.I...think I might not actually be interested in this now?
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:48 (five years ago)
Like...THE UNFOLDING OF THE PLAGUE IS THE BEST PART OF THE BOOK, you numbnuts creatives.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:50 (five years ago)
THE UNFOLDING OF THE PLAGUE IS THE BEST PART OF THE BOOK
tied with the downfall of Harold Lauder, but basically yes, this restructuring sounds like a lousy idea
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:28 (five years ago)
I still remember my crushing disappointment after the book switched from a grand, sweeping narrative about the spread of the plague and the ruin of modernity to a people sitting around planning a strategy for a town hall meeting
― thousand-yard spiral stairs (f. hazel), Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:35 (five years ago)
The book sorta flashes forward and back throughout, IIRC. When I was reading it in 2007-ish, I remember thinking, "Oh that's why the Lost guys keep mentioning it".
But yeah, given that "normality is slowly and imperceptibly invaded by chaos" is one of King's main motifs, it's weird to junk that.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:30 (five years ago)
X-post is OTM, though. Once they're all gathered in Boulder, most of the best parts of the book are done.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:31 (five years ago)
I think King thought the same, though? Wasn't he, like, "fuck it, if I blow up the blind guy, it'll juice the novel a little"?
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:32 (five years ago)
Godfuckingdammit
Been waiting for this for years and they're gonna junk the best part of the book.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:37 (five years ago)
Might as well be 9 episodes of a Larry Underwood concert
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:38 (five years ago)
This is making me a little IA, I think because I had been planning to avoid it, as seemingly every King adaptation since The Mist has been a turd, but then the hype was starting to get to me and I was like 'y'know, it'll at least be better than the original miniseries.' But now I'm not so sure of that.
Pretty much every shitty King movie is shitty because the shitty hacks making it think they know better than King how to make his stories work. Good luck with that, ya goofballs.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:11 (five years ago)
The Outsider was alright, at least for the first half
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:17 (five years ago)
For all of its early 90s cheese, for all of what it gets wrong and bad, I actually love the original mini series. Some of the casting is absolutely pitch perfect and there's no way I can disconnect the TV versions from my mental image of the characters. Maybe some of it is nostalgia as I used to rewatch it a lot as a teen, but I do still think it has a lot going for it... it really does take it's time and not rush things, the score is lovely too
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:18 (five years ago)
plus it has both Don't Fear The Reaper AND Don't Dream It's Over.
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:20 (five years ago)
Oh right, The Outsider was indeed good. How soon I forget.
I'm sure there are others that are dece but high-profile stuff like The Dark Tower and the It remake really stick in my craw.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:21 (five years ago)
This is making me a little IA, I think because I had been planning to avoid it, as seemingly every King adaptation since _The Mist_ has been a turd, but then the hype was starting to get to me and I was like 'y'know, it'll at least be better than the original miniseries.' But now I'm not so sure of that.Pretty much every shitty King movie is shitty because the shitty hacks making it think they know better than King how to make his stories work. Good luck with that, ya goofballs.
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:22 (five years ago)
I remember being distinctly underwhelmed by the OG Stand miniseries but I recently bought a three-fer Stephen King Television Craptacular set (that, The Langoliers, and Golden Years) so maybe I'll waste my time rewatching Captain Dan instead.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:24 (five years ago)
xpost TBF, I don't condone King writing his own screenplays (Creepshow and Silver Bullet excepted).
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:25 (five years ago)
you definitely have to turn off critical parts of your brain and return to a teenage enthusiast mindset for it... but it's definitely not the total washout some are describing it as.
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:26 (five years ago)
It’s funny because “fucking around with the structure” is probably the least egregious thing you could do with the avg sk thing but it does seem like it would be v point-missing in this case and it certainly was with It - the conventional wisdom that “the adult bits are the worst” I’m convinced comes from the adaptations cause in the book the adult & kids bits aren’t really separable which is a big part of the bleak horror!
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:27 (five years ago)
Mike Flanagan's version of Gerald's Game was decent but makes the mistake of being _too_ faithful to King (specifically with that godawful ending)
― Number None, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:38 (five years ago)
Just caught up with this thread and, wow, even this year I'm not watching this if it doesn't spend at least half its running time on the plague. "People sitting around planning a strategy for a town hall meeting" is a devastatingly accurate way to describe the latter half of the book and why I never ranked it among his greats.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:25 (five years ago)
I don't think those parts of the book are bad - but they kind of require you having been on the journey with teh characters first, so you don't see it as 'just a board meeting', but them looking to restart society.
otherwise, who gives a fuck about them? the plague spreading bits were fascinating in the way they depicted the slow societal breakdown and its impact on the specific characters who would wind up making "The Stand", and the details like the dying family driving into Hap's gas pumps, the government trying to infect Stu with Captain Trips without telling him, Frannie burying her father in their backyard, these were devastating details, really the height of the book.
might as well be 9 hours of the slow descent of a huge hand from the sky
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:34 (five years ago)
Just scanning through early reviews, I keep seeing 'mess' and 'messy' and then I saw 'Lost-like structure' and...yeah, nope. Just fucken nope.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:38 (five years ago)
IT'S NOT A GODDAMN MYSTERY TO BE DOLED OUT IN BITE-SIZE CHUNKS AND SLOWLY SOLVED, YOU DUMBSHITS.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:39 (five years ago)
fuck it, making my own The Stand miniseries.
if you all would like to audition, please have a one-minute monologue prepared - dramatic or comedic/dramatic. No "original" monologues - must be from a produced movie, television show, or play.
Also - no cowboy hats allowed, we will not let you in the door.
Sign-up sheet below:
1)2)3)4)5)6)7)8)9)10)
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:40 (five years ago)
This is very very otm. Without that first half, I'd have no interest in following through them in the second half. This "restructuring" sounds like a terrible idea.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:40 (five years ago)
Neanderthal, might I suggest a bold new reimagining wherein you pick up right after the book ends and never mention or even allude to the events that occurred previously? If so, I'd like to audition for the role of the adult version of Stu and Franny's baby from the multitude of flashforwards your film will contain.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:43 (five years ago)
This is like making a movie about the mundane life of a boy named Pinocchio as he occasionally reflects upon the wild adventures he had when he was still a puppet.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:53 (five years ago)
Larry Underwood's 'journey' was one of the most fascinating things of the book for me, and what, now he's just going to be portrayed as an aging rockstar stuck in a municipal center talking about intrastate commerce?
might as well rename him "Sonny Bono"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:55 (five years ago)
Kind of wish Jovan Adepo and Marsden has switched roles. Adepo could make Stuart less of a boring leading man role, and Larry Underwood would give Marsden more chance to be funny
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:00 (five years ago)
I am simultaneously hyped for this AND setting a low bar. Really don't want to know anything about structure, casting, or anything else so I'm not opening this thread again for a while. (Don't tell me, I'll tell you! You believe that happy crappy?) Meet you in the Boulder Free Zone.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:14 (five years ago)
Richard Linklater will 100% make this someday
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 17 December 2020 16:31 (five years ago)
I’m around halfway through the 1st ep and this is pretty much exactly as good as I expected it to be. So far the things that are bad are nothing to do with the things you guys are worried about. like, and the details like the dying family driving into Hap's gas pumps, the government trying to infect Stu with Captain Trips without telling him, Frannie burying her father in their backyard, these were devastating details, really the height of the book. — the entire first episode is basically what’s described here and nothing else! (so far anyway) The non-linearity feels sorta in unnecessary but isn’t much of a hindrance from what I’ve watched, also given everyone’s opinion that the plague stuff is so much stronger than the good v evil material it might even help to have the former spread throughout instead of relegated to the first third of the seriesanyway so far it’s decent king-nostalgia comfort viewing and also plague-schlock that is taking me back to the distant days of lockdown 1 and watching stuff like outbreak — connoisseurs of day players going BIG with the foreboding sneeze will enjoy. Kid who plays Harold is great.
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 17 December 2020 19:47 (five years ago)
(so far)
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 17 December 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
that's reassuring. ok, I'll give it a whirl!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
Just finished the ep - don’t want to oversell it, it is really ropy in places!
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:24 (five years ago)
right now my father and I are watching this, and he read the book as well as I, and I suddenly don't care if it sucks. glad we can see this together
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 00:59 (four years ago)
lot of vomiting in this ep
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:32 (four years ago)
the flu gives people Jabba the Hutt neck too
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:38 (four years ago)
I liked this ep, but there are flaws. a lot of the ep is dedicated to the outbreak, but the time jumps around arbitrarily with no aim or purpose, and would probably have confused me if I didn't know the story.
managed to capture the dread of a society slowly rotting, and a bit of time during the naive period where they thought it was just a bad flu they would outlast.
Presidential address was pretty chilling.
Overreliance on "coughing to make it obvious I'm fatally sick", like Eazy E in Straight OUtta Compton
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:57 (four years ago)
having Harold be totally crazy incel with a manifesto maniac from the start seems like a mistake - it leaves out any room for character development, proper story arc or any tension as to how things will play out? I feel like the original mini series did that storyline fairly well, because Franny did sympathise with him somewhat and the audience could too despite him being a total dork. With the new version we know he's going to try to kill them from episode 1, and we know Franny and Stu will be a couple... just feels weird. Overall despite totally not liking how they're going back and forth in the timeline, which wrecks so much of what makes the book great, I thought it wasn't too bad and i'm curious to see all the characters they left out of Ep 1
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:23 (four years ago)
also they must have spent a shit ton on sync rights for the music on this
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:24 (four years ago)
Yes, those are weird choices that I do not like the sound of.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:39 (four years ago)
I’m all in on this Harold. I thought I recognised him from somewhere - same guy who played Patrick hockstetter in crappy It adaptation (talk about a waste!) The more I think about it the more I like this opening ep but worry about how it’s going to play out. I didn’t watch lost but I don’t get the sense they are trying to make a puzzle, felt more like what gerwig did with little women - telling a familiar story non-linearly gives a sense of simultaneity, everything happening all at once, that adds some immediacy (also maybe they’re trying to supply the missing Yeats line). And it is a familiar story, even if you haven’t read it or seen the old series - it’s no work at all to fill in the gaps from everyone is sick —> everyone is dead. Obv it’s less assured than gerwig and I think going forward it may fuck with the momentum a bit but I didn’t mind the structure at all, my main problems were with how some of the scenes themselves were realised (I expected that tho). Not convinced by marsden yet, I know redman is kind of a boring stoic hero type but he didn’t react much at all to the actual end of the world/other scary stuff happening. Supernatural side of things feels like where it could really go off the rails, it may not be possible - or even desirable - to do the dreams in a non-cheesy way (and they certainly haven’t) but the glimpses we have so far are p bad
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:52 (four years ago)
Second ep much more jarring with the time jumps. Nadine and Joe show up in present day without explanation about how they met Larry. Why not....just show that first?
It was ok. Got bored.
Lloyd Heinreid and Poke appear. As does Rita.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 15:43 (four years ago)
lol I’m still waiting to be annoyed by this They attempted a version of the scariest scene in the book (+ one of the most disturbing) and kinda flubbed it but a lot of other big moments from the novel - larrys mum dying, Larry meeting Harold, Lloyd in prison were well done Casting is good, I really like this Lloyd It’s definitely following a modern tv formula - I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see too much of mother Abigail and then midway through a whole episode just about her I will feel cheated if we don’t actually get to hear baby can you dig your man
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 24 December 2020 18:54 (four years ago)
I definitely liked the Lloyd/Flagg scene.
They're showing more of the outbreak times than people feared. In alarming visual detail.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:02 (four years ago)
They really went for it with the swollen neck, it’s gross
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:11 (four years ago)
They attempted a version of the scariest scene in the book (+ one of the most disturbing) and kinda flubbed it
The tunnel?
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:14 (four years ago)
Yea although they changed it up and also sorta seemed to combine it with another bit (the zoo) - didn’t really work for me
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:21 (four years ago)
Honestly don't think that scene can possibly translate to film and have the same impact.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 December 2020 19:28 (four years ago)
The Baby Can You Dig Your Man in this series sounds way more like what i expected in the book
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 17:35 (four years ago)
From the 12 seconds i heard
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 17:36 (four years ago)
Guess I’ll retype this here: I am still enjoying this! It is often silly (like the book) but incredibly well cast. Glen & stu broing out over a post apocalypse cold one is the most Stephen king scene ever - unlike stu glen went to college which you can tell cause he is listening to “so what” by miles lol Tom Cullen is still 😬😬😬😬 that spells 😒 tho I like this actor (coover from justified s2!) I am enjoying all the actors. This nick is dreamy. Skarsgård is looking more like his dad than I remember. Between Owen Teague and some latter J Gylenhaal performances I’m seeing a bit of a re-mainstreaming of crispin glover’s vibe
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Friday, 1 January 2021 19:29 (four years ago)
I did like this episode as well.
Lol i commented on Miles Davis too.
I like who they got for Andros
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:03 (four years ago)
xp should I bother watching this, or is it just “good for a Stephen King adaptation”?
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:05 (four years ago)
Worth it for Harold alone imo Maybe my expectations have been worn down by how bad this “prestige king” era has been but I am enjoying it way more than I expected to! I think most of the decisions being made are otm
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:17 (four years ago)
glen: would you like to come back to mine for some caviarstu: (extremely good ol boy voice) cavi-what?But lol if this line isn’t from the book I can guarantee you Stephen’s idiot son wrote it
― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:19 (four years ago)
That doesn't read like an SK original to me, but I am fully ready to be corrected if I'm wrong about this.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 January 2021 21:48 (four years ago)
Hmm i'm 5 long hours into this now (not really had the enthusiasm to keep up to date week by week) and feel like I know/like all these characters far less than I did in the 6 hour miniseries... I just don't know how they managed to make this so long given so far they've missed tons of things I would have expected them to include? Especially when the new additions have been pretty unnecessary. Almost all of the Vegas/lloyd stuff from episode 5 was tonally just terrible, particularly the acting. It's quite something when Cyclops is one of the most charismatic cast members in your show. not a fan of new Harold either, the guy is totally unable to seem even in a tiny bit normal, and again his tone just contrasts so heavily from the (yes slightly boring) naturalism of everyone else in boulder that the idea they seem not to really notice is just laughable.
meh.
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:57 (four years ago)
the fact that nobody else posted for 3 weeks maybe means others are also unimpressed?
I don't hate it, I don't love it, I appreciate it, but I get frustrated with the time jumps, which I think is part of why it feels like it's missing so much.
I decided to watch The Expanse instead, I'll come back to it eventually
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:59 (four years ago)
just finished thisoof
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Thursday, 11 February 2021 18:09 (four years ago)
this (1994 version anyway) is on Horror Channel UK at 1 tomorrow afternoon, boxing day, for ~8 hours
― koogs, Saturday, 25 December 2021 22:44 (three years ago)
When the 2020 series came out I signed up for a trial Paramount subscription, watched two episodes and didn’t care for them. Currently have access again so I finished the series. I really didn’t end up liking this much.
Some of the casting didn’t work as we well for me as the old TV version. Didn’t like Whoopi as Mother A, and Harold was okay but too one-note psycho as noted above. Hard to know what to do with Tom Cullen, but that wasn’t it. Others were bland and uninteresting.
Agree that the non-linear storyline in the first episodes hinders way more than it helps. Also disliked Vegas; Lloyd, Julie Lawry and Ratwoman were hammy and horrible. New epilogue was pretty meh.
Overall I give it C-.
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 20:54 (one year ago)