so I just got one from google, will liveblog
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
free 3G from verizon for 2 years, 100MB/month
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)
no caps lock key
oh lol I heard about that
lol @ google
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
no buttons on trackpad
looks kinda boring
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/IMG-20110523-00101.jpg
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
lol it looks like a fake they would use on a furniture showroom for staging a desk
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
it does!
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)
you can leave it out and no one will steal it, oh look a fake laptop
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
nice keyboard, kinda reminds me of another line of laptops, can't think which though :(
― Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
they call the address bar the omnibox, isn't that cute? no it's dumb
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
took about an hour for the OS update to apply the first time I turned it on
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
default is to prefer wifi connections over 3G, A+
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
this thing has virtually no hard drive, right
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
I think it's got 16GB? can't figure out how to tell yet
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
part of the strategy appears to be to hide the hard drive from the user so completely that they will give up trying to find it and submit to the cloud
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
these things make really good sense in a setting where different people are using different computers all the time and are saving things to the network. i work in a school where we have 1 macbook for every two kids and they do pretty much all of their work in google docs or on the web. really the only thing they are doing locally on the machines is photoshop / final cut but they have a mac pro lab where they can do that, and one of these days aviary is probably going to be good enough to fill that role.
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
there is a chromebook app store!
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ 100mb a month
― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)
how heavy is it?
― iatee, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
not very? heavier than an ipad2, lighter than a regular laptop... I guess usual netbook weight
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
SSD, no cd/dvd drive
first app downloaded: notepad
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
doesn't seem to be any GPS capability w/ google maps, which is kinda ridic when this is native capability on google maps for other 3g devices like blackberry, ipad, etc
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
does it have a gps chip?
― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)
dunno
acer and samsung are producing the actual real life chromebooks, this is an eval device straight from google, no manufacturer or specs provided
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://sullysrental.com/home/images/sawzall.png
you know what you must do
― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
am i missing something? what is the point of this thing?
― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ asking the tough questions
― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
to get to files you have on your hard drive, you go to wrench icon -> tools -> file manager, it opens as another tab in yr browser where you can easily review all the files you cannot open
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
james, imagine if one night you and your friends got really really high on the promise of cloud computing, this is the mess you would wake up to in the morning
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)
right--excellent!
― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
I downloaded sonic youth's 2002 perf at terrastock
it is a rar file, there is no rar app for chrome so
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)
this thing is just for browsing the web, right?
how was yours free? I want a free one too. I don't get anything for free.
― akm, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
to get to files you have on your hard drive, you go to wrench icon -> tools -> file manager
it's not a good sign when everything you do starts with a spanner
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
why would an enterprise user need to download a file?
it's not a computer - it's a terminal
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
it's an OS with a file system and it can run native apps, but there are not many apps available, so at this point it's just for browsing the web
I filled out a survey last year when they put out a call for testers, never heard back from them and totally forgot about it until one showed up today, it helps if you are responsible for IT purchasing at your place of business
xps to akm
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
by 2013 this will either be great or extinct
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)
It just seems like you'll come across interesting things, try to download them, and be fucked because there's no room and no way to run them.
― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)
hey that's how every computer in the world gets fucked up!
― Kerm, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
let's say an enterprise user runs a report from a data warehouse that outputs in pdf or csv format, they need to email it to their boss who never bothered to learn how to do it themselves. how do they attach it to an email without downloading it?
one of your suppliers has new images that need to be integrated into your marketing materials. they direct you to their online image database where you can download the zipped files. how do you download them?
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, I get the nirvana this device is designed to support, I just don't think we're there yet, especially with enterprise business systems that evolve just slightly faster than actual biological evolution
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)
the ipad is a proto-chromebook in this regard
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
I actually spent the last few weeks evaluating an ipad2 so the comparison is fresh in my mind, I'd say the chromebook feels like a proto-ipad
you can download a csv to an ipad, and open it, the good thing with the ipad is a lot of ppl are developing apps to support non-mac file formats and protocols (I can RDC to a windows server from an ipad!)
the chromebook will become more useful if google can gather the necessary "there's an app for that" momentum, at the mo their app store feels more like the lolful blackberry app store
the touchscreen of the ipad does feel like the future of device interactivity tho
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)
Dear Chrome Pilot user,
Streaming is not currently supported on your device. We're working with Google to ensure that Chromebook users can instantly watch TV shows and movies from Netflix. More details will be announced in the coming months.
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)
i meant the ipad's way of handling the lack of a file system will determine the success or otherwise of other platforms that want to do the same thing (especially a PC-ish platform like this chromebook)
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:11 (fourteen years ago)
gotcha
thank god www.adventureti.me is working
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)
I guess I could disappear into a k-hole of residents videos on youtube
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)
lol i wonder if some crazy spod will get "CHROMEBOOK" tattooed on his back
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:22 (fourteen years ago)
the thinking is that the data warehouse is using a web-based system that doesn't need a file output, and your boss has access to the same cloud file storage, so you don't attach it, you share it to your boss through a system like google docs.
if you are designing marketing materials you are probably using indesign or illustrator and you want a computer for that, not a chromebook.
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, I think chromebooks will be applicable in schools and battery-farm workplaces, not so much for DTP
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
(or DJP)
;_;
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)
you didn't seem impressed
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
why aren't I using an online app for a design program? because either the existing ones aren't robust enough, or because businesses are already leveraged (from a software and experience perspective) in things like illustrator. same thing goes for my hypothetical data warehouse - most data warehouses are not cloud-aware, let alone ones that were implemented 5-10 years ago.
the chrome OS is an opportunity to change that model, but even with the chromebook I still need to download files before uploading them to google docs - that's efficient! would be interesting if a download link prompted you to transfer a file directly to an online storage area but it doesn't work that way. you still need local storage, if only as a waystation.
if we want all-cloud, we need online storage services that act like local hard drives. it would be cool if every chromebook came with 100GB of free online storage as integrated as the local hard drive, and apps to support the top 50 file formats. that would be a game changer.
xp to moonship obv
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
gadgets are like Pokemon to me
except for the iPad
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
google has produced a great product that fits so narrow a criteria as to preclude any widespread adoption, I don't see how they're going to compete against existing tablets/smartphones/laptops/netbooks in any meaningful way
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
you don't upload files to google docs. you work online in google docs. if you are authoring things that need something more robust than google docs you need something more robust than a chromebook.
the chromebook is for people who want their users to do a few things through a web app. in my case, i have 75 students who need to do email, internet, no-frills document creation and basic spreadsheet practice. i don't want them to fuck around with a file system, with downloading things while at school, with making private directories that i can't get into, etc etc
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
imagine using chromebooks to run a telemarketing call center or to use as customer kiosks. it would make way more sense to use chromebooks for these purposes than a full-fledged PC.
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
chromebooks would actually be awesome for retail, especially if you are doing something that's already web-based like, say, a cell phone store.
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
i guess this brings up the issue of security
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
the chromebook prolly couldn't run an integrated call center or point of sale app unless it was pure HTML, doesn't seem to like enterprise java apps much
it could get there, but currently has a very narrow scope of applicability imo
and now for some paranoia
http://memeburn.com/2011/05/chromebook-awesome-if-it-wasn%E2%80%99t-from-google-2/comment-page-1/
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
oops that link was goofy
http://gearburn.com/2011/05/chromebook-awesome-if-it-wasn%E2%80%99t-from-google/
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)
the chromebook prolly couldn't run an integrated call center or point of sale app unless it was pure HTML
right, which at this point is pretty much what is going on at the AT&T store, the ebay call center, the apple store, etc etc
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
maybe I'm out of the loop, but call centers running *pure* HTML apps? every predictive dialer or caller screen-pop app I've seen relies on some java or windows component for integration back to the phone switch, even if it's running in a browser. a lot of call center apps nowadays are directly integrated with chat clients and corporate email servers. those aren't apps a chromebook is going to run right out of the box.
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
unless the chat client / email server is google apps
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
in which case they're prolly not integrated with the phone switch? recent call center evolution has been towards unified communication - agents log in and queue up to handle chat, email, and phone calls, everything gets routed and treated the same by the call center management software. that's the type of optimized business app that a chromebook isn't going to support, at least in this iteration.
if you're saying the chromebook will work well in companies that rely exclusively on google docs and apps, well yeah, I agree totally. but that doesn't seem very exciting or transformative, and I'm guessing represents a pretty narrow slice of the business world.
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
battery life on this thing is fantastic btw
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
like how many hours
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
dying form factor
i know this is like consensus now but i disagree so much. netbooks are really the perfect form factor for me. i have to do long journeys all the time and with a netbook i can just open it up and work anywhere even on the tiny little table seats on trains to birmingham. i see these ppl with their tablets sitting across the aisle desperately trying to type an email smearing their fingers across those disgusting greasy screens and i just wonder what people see in those dumbass tablets.
― ww2011 (tpp), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)
fuck the cloud tho
Ed, serious question ...
did the citrix app for chrome get built? article here : http://www.citrix.com/English/NE/news/news.asp?newsID=2306031
if so, it suddenly becomes much more viable imo.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)
this thread just makes me want a macbook air all the more, I was gonna buy one but then upgrades were rumored
― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah I'm interested in the citrix v google cloud concept too. I dont know a huge amount about this stuff but as someone who works in the ISP space this stuff interests me quite a bit. There's a huge debate in our country at the moment about the NBN - a planned govt rollout of fibre to the home, basically - and so many people say "well why would I want this? Im happy with my cheap ADSL" but if everything moves to cloud/streamed/on demand, then it immediately becomes very pressing an issue. Esp here where they charge for fucking data by the mb (thats slowly changing but not encouragingly so).
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)
battery life is around 8 - 10 hours
re: dying form factor, yeah me being snarky there but after using the ipad for a couple weeks it did feel a bit hard to get excited about yet another laptop... I usually hate touchscreen keyboards but have to admit they make a lot more sense when they're hueg, ps maybe you should consider handing out disinfectant wetnaps to yr disgusting + greasy fellow passengers
chrome web storeYour search - citrix - did not match any items.SuggestionsMake sure all words are spelled correctly.Try different keywords.Try more general keywords.
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
network connectivity has been wonky, especially when switching between 3G and wifi, actually had to reboot the thing yesterday because it wouldn't connect to anything lol
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
media player is beyond rudimentary, wouldn't even play an mp3 I downloaded
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
Sounding compelling.
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
from a consumer perspective, the conclusion of this article is otm - chromebook is essentially a crippled netbook. if they subsidized manufacturers in order to compete on price (or implemented the cloud-based hard drive suggestion I made yesterday ha) they would have had a chance to make a splash. I think ppl who get all excited and run out to buy a chromebook on june 15 are gonna be disappointed.
http://www.pcworld.com/article/227916/chromebooks_are_doomed_to_fail.html
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
if we want all-cloud, we need online storage services that act like local hard drives. They sort of dallied with this some years back with FUSE, but you can't write one for every service.
I've thought for a while that there should be a standard IO API, one that could be integrated into OS file open/save dialogs. Then you could hit "attach" in GMail and browse to a pic on Flickr or Facebook or grab an article from Google Docs or save from Word right to GDocs.
The current way of having to go "share" from whichever site or app you're using right now seems ass-backwards to me.
― stet, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
I love that these chromebooks have matte screens, though. just came indoors because i couldn't see a damn thing on the screen
battery life on my netbook is over 8 hrs and it has a hard drive and shit going on?
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
i guess 3g would draw a lot ...
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
one good thing about these attempts is you'll have google pushing for faster connection speeds that the telecoms sit on for decades.
― You Get Hoynes (bnw), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
ha, didn't even notice about the screen, being useless outside is always a good feature in a mobile device
a standard I/O api for online would be great, but in the absence of that it could be as easy as mapping a network drive to an authenticated online storage area (jungledisk lets you do this already), then whatever you open/save/download would go to that location by default and you're really in the cloud, maaaaaaan. but the challenge of cloud storage is still cost. free services have limits and mass storage options are not cost-effective. I can buy 10 1TB drives for the annual cost of 1TB of online space.
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
the battery life is prolly closer to 24 hours (obviously it's sleeping for a good portion of that) I only need to charge it once a day tho I'm switching back and forth between this and my regular laptop
chromebooks' worst competition is netbooks, they will do everything this does and more for the same or less $$, tho I guess security is the chromebook's big selling point - there is no antivirus software for chromebooks btw
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
old man yells at cloud computing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
^ trademarked by am0n fyi iirc
my next test will be resetting this thing back to factory defaults and then see how much of my apps / data / settings / etc get retained by the magic cloud when I log back in
assuming that resetting the device is an option
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
you have to click on the white rabbit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
close! first steps in resetting device:
1. Turn off your Chromebook.2. Locate the developer mode switch on your Chromebook. Consult the help information provided by your Chromebook manufacturer if you’re not sure where this switch is located.
great, I love hide and seek! but why can't I just click a button instead of hunting for yr gaddamn godmode g-spot
― old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
gave the thing a full cavity search
cannot locate developer mode gspot
if only there were some way to search the internet for more information on this
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
there's a flashbios kit for chromebooks, ppl have been loading win7 and ubuntu on them lol
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
then you can have your own personal cloud at all times
― You Get Hoynes (bnw), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
ahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
I like the sound of that. The hardware itself is quite attractive.
Anyway old man, been enjoying this thread immensely.
― calstars, Thursday, 26 May 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)
oh look I found a shell
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/screenshot-20110526-110354.png
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
why does crosh sound so dirty
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
finally located developer godmode gspot dipswitch
IT IS HIDDEN BEHIND A PIECE OF BLACK TAPE IN THE BATTERY COMPARTMENT
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/IMG-20110526-00119.jpg
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
now I am resetting back to factory defaults
this splash screen does not give me feelings warm or fuzzy
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/IMG-20110526-00121.jpg
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
bad touch
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
show me where the developer touched you
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)
amazing macro zoom shot!
― Latham Green, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
restore was partially successful
things chromebook remembered: apps I installed, bookmarks, browser plug-ins, the OS/firmware updates I applied
things chromebook did not remember: my handsome user account photo, data I entered into some of the apps (e.g. notepad), any files saved to the hard drive (duh), saved network connections, user / system settings
google is positioning the chromebook as a highly disposable machine - the device doesn't matter when everything's in the cloud, right? but restoring the chromebook after just 3 days of use did result in some data loss. more importantly, I wasn't sure what would be lost and what wouldn't be, and neither will a general user. downloaded apps don't always make it explicitly clear whether the data you're entering will be cloud data or local data. seems like it's not an all-the-way solution, some things are up on the cloud, some things are local to the device, and it's not until you lose the device and restore that you will find out what was stored where.
as far as how the chromebook remembered the things it did, I have a "chrome sync" entry on this page now
https://www.google.com/dashboard/
which is interesting to check if you're curious about what kind of tracking info google is keeping on you
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
I guess a bad time to go to the people in Missouri who's houses got shat on by a god-tornado and say "Hope you backed up all your files and shit to the cloud!!"
― Latham Green, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
oh they are in the cloud
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
it seems like cloud computing would be something Lesko would be on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYTjiIm4h_Q
― Latham Green, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
its got to be better than:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l_79tXqhac
― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
I think thats called "crap computing"
― Latham Green, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
"cloud more like flawed amirite"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
Any VPN support? Google is taking a "Stay Tuned!" approach in their FAQ...
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
that seems pretty crucial into making/pretending the cloud is your hard drive
― You Get Hoynes (bnw), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
And like it or not, VPN = "Cisco VPN" in corporate-speak for a lot of folks.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
no direct VPN support, I read somebody saying they got a web-based VPN connection to work but I didn't have any luck w/ a sonicwall one
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
it seems like the whole cloud idea depends on the success of all these tech companies wanting to play together- like you can't use amazon cloud music player with ubuntu - not that the 1% loss of users will matter, but thikn of the implications! AACK!
― Latham Green, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
lol 1%
― caek, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
one of the misconceptions that gets thrown around when ppl talk about the cloud is "all your apps run in a browser now" and yes, that's largely true, but there are large portions of enterprise software with very specialized browser requirements. I implemented an oracle system last year, and unless you've got a particular version combination of browser and java running in concert, the application will either perform unpredictably or not work at all. of course, that's not the same version that the company's new website runs on (support for IE 6 was dropped by the web developers), so the solution is to have ppl connect to a remote citrix-type server session and run the oracle system on an older browser version there. o yay thank u web cloud for fixing all my compatibility woes.
of course the chromebook supports neither java nor remote connection software, so it's a fail on both fronts. dumbing down the client is a good thing, but to make headway into enterprise business (which is the directly stated goal of the chromebook), it will have to support stuff like remote sessions into virtualized servers, VPNs, etc.
I dunno, maybe a year from now they will have all this stuff worked out. it just would've been impressive if they had some of the more popular remote connectivity options figured out from the get-go. I can see a lot of CIOs saying to google "come back when you can support a VPN".
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
I think you must work where I work! That is pretty close to our misery as well. We used to have clients accessing an oracle database directly but now through the "update" and the miracle of microsoft's .net framework we have them getting lost in a "web" of evil, crashing regualrly, taking forever to work and getting user profiles corrupted in adam database hell!
― Latham Green, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
10 years ago I used to run around making sure everybody had the right dlls on their machines, now I try to figure out which mystical IE/firefox/java combination will make the software work
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
and entertain the notion that a laptop which will run none of it is the solution
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
It seems like with java every time an update comes out people can't use whatever program anymore - you have to tell people DO NOT UPDATE YOUR FRAKING JAVA
― Latham Green, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
LOL.. I set the desktop picture of my work's FileMaker server to a repeating text pattern that says just that.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 27 May 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
one of the misconceptions that gets thrown around when ppl talk about the cloud is "all your apps run in a browser now" and yes, that's largely true, but there are large portions of enterprise software with very specialized browser requirements.
I went through this the last time I had to deal with Level 1 Visa PCI compliance. Google Chrome is a complete non-option as it's being updated faster than The Powers That Be fully qualify each version. Chrome won't even load our time clock/payroll system.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 27 May 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
Ugh we get so much malware at work because HR are using some software that relies on a 2-year-old version of Java, so IT rolls this version out onto everyone's PC (not just in HR) every night, overwriting any newer versions
so many Java exploits in rogue banner ads, I got one from looking up an Excel-related question on a reasonably reputable tech forum, even though I had Java disabled in my browser I still saw the Java splash screen come up and then my antivirus went nuts (which is good, because several other people got something the AV couldn't even find, most likely also via Java)
― russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 27 May 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
level 1 PCI compliance, ugh. level 2 makes me want to blow my brains out.
sounds like citrix is a major part of google's pitch, this is the first para on the chromebook biz info page
Chromebooks: work better.Crashes, long boot times, application conflicts, endless updates, viruses, security issues and obsolete hardware all frustrate IT managers and end users - and most users don’t need or want the complexity and annoyance of their current PCs.
Increasingly the browser is the only tool users need, making a new and better computing model possible. Chromebooks can instantly run your browser-based apps, whether in the cloud or behind your firewall, and apps virtualized through technologies like Citrix®. And an entire fleet of Chromebooks can be managed from one web-based console - making life better for users and IT admins alike.
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
Reality never matches the sales pitch.
― Aimless, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
well yeah, really just focused on the citrix bit there
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Sunday, 29 May 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
I went through this the last time I had to deal with Level 1 Visa PCI compliance. Google Chrome is a complete non-option as it's being updated faster than The Powers That Be fully qualify each version.
You know Firefox 5 is due out in like three weeks, yeah? You guys might end up on IE.
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00507ATX6/ref=s9_al_bw_ir01?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0ZX8BVSJGC2CRYJASEYG&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1298146042&pf_rd_i=2858603011
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
first week sales figures for these will be interesting
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
a $450 browser kiosk
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
kiosk in the cloud
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
what no file system!?
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
there is a rudimentary local disk but the OS practically hides its existence from the user
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
well if you are using google docs I guess taht if your fuckin file stsyem
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
that's the idea
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
included: (1) gigantic padlock
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/electronics/acer/Chrome3G_image_C._V180066111_.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
laptop labrette
― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
$450 is not quite right ... more like $28/month or less, if you buy google apps
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 12:49 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah waay too expensive, need to be less than half that
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
Free sounds about right.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
ill take 10
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
This went well.
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 November 2011 09:21 (fourteen years ago)
lol this has become my son's workstation for online gaming and watching offcolor mario and lego youtubes (he's 10)
for all the hooha about the ipad being a consumer device it's a much better dumb terminal option
― the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)
huh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
wait, these cost like ... £400?
― thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
that can't be right
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
i got one for €180, i cant complain.
― ☆, Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
one of the new ones? what's the difference anyway?
― calstars, Monday, 4 June 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)
oh no, its an old one. the new ones have faster processors and twice the ram, i think.
― ☆, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
pixel
― markers, Sunday, 24 February 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
let's all buy some
― markers, Sunday, 24 February 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
i wish google went the amazon route and just gave everyone a free laptop practically.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:13 (twelve years ago)
Looks amazing... if it were $650.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 24 February 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
i bought a acer c7 on a whim during christmas.little did i know chrome os disallows downloading anything illegally.have any of you who chromebook owners tried to dual boot with chrubuntu?what are the advantages and is it worth switching os?i'm mildly retarded and ignorant of os outside of windows so any info/help would be appreciated.
― i got canal smarts bitch (rumham), Monday, 25 February 2013 09:26 (twelve years ago)
lately been feeling the $250 samsung is a much better device for my needs than my ipad
i got an ipad instead of a laptop because i figured that all i did with a mobile computer was web stuff (really), so get the smallest thing. realized that most of the web stuff i do involves typing, and that typing on the ipad is a horrible experience when you're used to 100+ word per minute.
also, a mini/nexus 7 is ACTUALLY what i want from a handheld computer. apps/references that can be used one-handed, and don't require really any textual input. i know most ppl aren't wearing lab coats all day, but the mini-tablet form factor is perfect for big pockets that atm are already stuffed with little books. plus, the only other thing i really do with an ipad is play games and watch videos, both of which a tablet is much more suited to. and since a nexus 7 + chromebook is actually cheaper than an ipad4, and a fraction of the cost of a macbook air, it sorta makes sense even as it seems extravagant because its two things i don't REALLY need at all. otoh, i could sell my ipad and my iphone, and come close to covering the cost of both gadgets and a nexus 4. and that's if you don't factor in how much cheaper my monthly wireless bill would be
hi guys i work for google btw
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
the one i realy want is the transformer, but the pocket's never quite ready for it. and the new phone does most of what i want anyway
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:44 (twelve years ago)
holy shit, 1 year ago?? felt so ahead of the curve :'(
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
may 2011!!
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
imo the 'click' in his head that paul newman was waiting for in cat on a hot tin roof was the sound of the transformer tablet snapping into its keyboard base
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
Have the new Samsung fwiw. £229, does everything I want except download music, so I am Youtube-only at present
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:56 (twelve years ago)
there's that google music locker thing. also mp3s in yr google drive should be accessible i'm guessing
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 01:41 (twelve years ago)
Spotify?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)
ipad+apple keyboard is actually p sweet if you want to slim down
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)
Are laptops really a dying format? I mean they're just so much better for a lot of things than tablets are. I'm sure tablet storage and processing capacity will catch up eventually but until then they don't offer much I can't use my phone for.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:13 (twelve years ago)
Lol @ the Chromebook though, that just looks like the worst of both worlds.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)
yeah, they're on the way out. people who "need" a keyboard (or significant local storage) outside of their office will be a tiny niche in a few years
― caek, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)
also relative to tablet-type things, they're increasingly just not worth the bother financially for, e.g. apple. i think apple will keep the form factor as a "loss leader" to attract the computing equiv of taste-makers, i.e. developers, scientists, etc. but clearly the resources they're allocating to mac os are not what they used to be.
― caek, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)
makes me wonder what kind of resources Google is putting towards the Chrome OS
― Actually, I did build it you fucktard (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)
yeah unfortunately we're stuck in this awful watershed where tablets lack the computing power and feature rich apps of laptops, but fewer folks are buying laptops so the money that drives development + innovation is draining away
keep hearing estimates that anywhere between 2013-2016 tablet sales will outpace laptop sales
I've got a keyboard for my ipad and it's a pretty killer combo, but activities I still dread on the ipad include working with spreadsheets and doing music/video editing
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)
and I haven't seen recent versions but the achilles heel of the chromebook was the baked-in assumption that there will always be internet connectivity wherever you go
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
wait aren't tablet sales already way more than laptop sales? certainly ios sales >> os x sales?
― caek, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)
if you count all laptops vs all tablets, more laptops were sold in 2012, but it's been shrinking every year against tablet sales
but partly clouding this picture is market penetration - tablets went from 0 point something to everybody wanting one in 3 years, at some point saturation will cause a plateau
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
Was super close to buying a transformer to replace spousal laptop, ended up almost getting surface to preserve officeness, ended up getting ipad4 plus logitech keyboard. she already knows ios and can do what she has to do on rare occasions with pages, etc. at least that's the plan.
having used a 7" tablet format, i'll opine that a full size ipad on its own is sorta cumbersome and unpleasant to hold. it's slippery. i like using it tabletop with the logitech ultrathin keyboard cover though.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
Laptop not going away until brain-to-text dongle erupts
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)
I bought a brain-to-text dongle for 10 bucks, it's called a 'bluetooth keyboard'
― iatee, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
ipad serves as my laptop and has for about a year now. only need to steal my gf's laptop for a handful of things.
― iatee, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)
do you use it like laptop?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
yep
― iatee, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
Then it is laptop
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
well I mostly use it on my bed w/ the keyboard elsewhere so physically it does not represent a laptop most of the time
― iatee, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)
so i got a chromebook and god damn ubuntu is taking for frikkin ever to install
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)
brave man
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
right now I use a first gen iPad and a Bluetooth keyboard case combo, but I p much never bother with the keyboard bc lol I never remember to charge the keyboard and turning on Bluetooth drains the battery and also lazy
I 80% use iPad for web browsing, being my car stereo sometimes, and playing FIFA. I have some cool apps for this that I rarely use and would frankly not miss. also I am probably old fashioned in that I still blog and I prefer a traditional laptop setup (wd be v helpful for recording attendance at school, too).
all of this is to say I'm debating selling this iPad and keyboard to get a chromebook because it seems to be a better fit for my needs. and then I read this thread and maybe that's stupid.
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)
short version: does anyone here have a chromebook? do you like it?
i just got one and i love it
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)
which one did you get? I'm looking at the Samsung one rn.
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)
That's what I got.
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 16 March 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)
I like it but it is a little shoddy all around. but it's pretty cheap, which forgives a lot.If screen res is important to you, you will find going from iPad to chromebook a little hard on the eyes.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 16 March 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)
i actually find the shoddiness sort of endearing, in a way. like, it's a reminder that this is basically a whatever piece of technology, computer as commodity instead of computer as object.
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 16 March 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
it's really quiet, too. fanless apple laptops are pretty much impossible to get, though ipad + keyboard is basically a fanless apple laptop.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
got one (samsung $249 dealie).things i like: battery life can last me days since I am not on this all day. keyboard is really responsive and quiet so i can type next to sleeping people and not disturb them. back/forward/refresh keys are cool. display quality is good.things that could be better: you get what you pay for, but the build is kinda like...dont drop me EVER. also, was kinda bummed about no delete, home, or end keys, but im managing fine with ctl alt arrow key workarounds. wish there were more things available offline, but i have only done cursory searches for things i might actually need offline (ie mostly just typing shit).
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)