#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO!
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
BLOOD DIAMONDS IS THE NEW RESPEK KNUCKLES, 8080 IS THE NEW OTM
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)
The Hores That Liked Sandwiches.
― Uses Ragefaces To Reflect Her Dissatisfaction (MintIce), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)
tart?
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
So not gonna happen.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
ban l0u1s jagg3r
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
om-nom-nom
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
I miss "Ladies and Gentlemen, Bill Magill!"
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
Haven't heard from the dead hookers in a while.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
I still enjoy "oh _____paws"
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Also I recently said "Ornaldo Bloomps" in real life.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
I miss the chickenbear.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
I've trotted out "Don't go all Geir on us" in real life and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
― righteousmaelstrom, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
ILX: Where every thread is rollin' rollin' rollin'.
― Uses Ragefaces To Reflect Her Dissatisfaction (MintIce), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
...or knifing hobos.
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
chickenbear in now all white meat
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
polarchickenbear
I miss this one:
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8063/front9nc.jpg
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
maracas.jpg has been underutilized
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
xxx: Why are they so bad and hated?
I still love all the classics and would happily trot them out at the slightest excuse if any civilian understood wtf i was on about
― dell (del), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
"I have a snake" and a few other lines from that post always reads fresh as a daisy to me
― dell (del), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
masterbating in front of a baby still works if done well
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
This is a fairly regular occurrence for me, and I have spread the love to non-ILXors. Few things have made me laugh with such consistency as 'Ornaldo Bloomps for Presidetn'.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
the one time I said "Ornaldo Bloomps" in real life the people I was with were all like "...what?" and I was all like "it's a funny way to say 'Ornaldo Bloom' you see" and they were all like "..." and I was all like ":'(".
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
I forget frequently that "Oh, _________-paws" isn't a thing outside ILX.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
"Have you ever touched a masturbating genius?"
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
Except for:
http://s.dsimg.com/image/R-150-1688685-1237054129.jpeg
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
there's a hot xxxxxx waiting in bed for me in the next room
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
I remember the genesis of most of these, but where did the BOXCAR one come from?
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Fat bees
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5277/fatbee7qx.gif
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/MauGd.gif
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
the one with the @&#! cursing alongside BOXCAR! was funnier.
― already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
also in the animal category: 12 foot lizards, http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png, best beloved tuppence
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
Morbs OTM
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
it's this thing
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
kinda glad I don't know any of you guys IRL right now
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know how you can avoid calling him Bloomps when you're discussing Elizabethtown.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
Does "maybe you should read up on hobos" still get broken out?
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
Presidetn is kinda hard to pronounce IRL
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Boxcar' reminds me of my favorite late-period Peanuts strip:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/5815341473_a393981832.jpg
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
xpost
PREZ-UH-DET-NNN
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, that's about what we settled on.
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
chickenbear!
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
On the other hand, Bloomps just rolls off the tongue.
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1qW1B.gif
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
the blinking is so creepy
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
lololol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
strangely, freq'ly have drinks now w/ 4llyz4y at a bar called B0xcar!
― already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
2012 will be when the Chickenbear mystery gets solved, the Mayan's predicted it.
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
I thought I was hallucinating when I was reading that comic
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
We should have developed the Meatls thing a little bit more.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
Yes yes yes. I loved the Meatls.
― emil.y, Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
what a horribly formed joek
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
have made use of "bloomps" irl, no one thinks it's as funny as i do.
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
Does anyone still use BOXCAR!!! I havent seen that pop up in years.
Fuk washing a hat still seems to have legs.
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Friday, 10 June 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
fuck washing a hat was never funny 2 me!
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 10 June 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)
i still love fuck washing a hat
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)
like, i don't even know what it's a reference to, i just think it is a hilarious set of words
YOURE never funny to me!
j/k
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Friday, 10 June 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
Big Hoos: Classics Found: Fuck Washing a Hat
Imagine Samuel L Jackson as LC
― Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)
What a disaster for ___!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 June 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)
I, too, have said "Ornaldo Bloomps" irl and no one thought it was funny nor were they particularly interested in hearing an explanation of why it might be.
LotR RotK was on UK telly the other week and whilst my wife is by now quite used to me exclusively referring to him as Ornaldo, my muttered "he took down that elephant thing hardcore, damn" at the crucial moment didn't even register with her.
― Bill A, Friday, 10 June 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
Does anyone know precisely where the elephant thing was taken down?
― Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)
for a while "i kill you with guns" had entered my day-to-day vocabulary, but over the years the phrase warped and devolved until now i'm just inappropriately violent in speech. the other day i took my little cousin to the playground, and when he threw some sand at me i said loudly "i will MURDER YOU with a HATCHET!"
― truf bob-omb (reddening), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)
"i kill you with guns" and "[name], i kiss you" are yoga flame for all time for me
― d(▽＿▽)b (c sharp major), Friday, 10 June 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)
Under appreciated IMO -> borger kang
― Kim, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
Fack Donalds
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
All kids call it Old Mac Donald's
― Kim, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Friday, June 10, 2011 4:21 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
ugh
I don't even recognize most of these.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
a lot of them are 6+ years old
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
What was that one that went "I, for one, welcome..."
― Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
I, for one, welcome our new _______ overlords
(was originally either "robot" or "lizard" I think)
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
its good but don't think we get cred for that one
― bnw, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
Often find myself thinking TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE before going to work these days.
― Stevie T, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
possibly my finest moment
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
uncut, of course
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
anything ilx-centric about the old "anyone up in this bitch" chestnut?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICP
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
(iirc this was the first invocation)
Yeah but much like the overlords one, I don't think ILX can take credit for that one.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
where did the 'name of my cat' come from?
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
uh this is from the Simpsons
― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
I've always thought that BOXCAR was a sick joke dreamed up by the former DC posse to see if they could inflict an absurd catchprase upon an unsuspecting public. Great bar though.
I think Rainy's (it was hers, wasn't it, or was it maryann's?) "(don't read if you hate me)" was soo cute.
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
What else have we got?
Um, what's on yr ipod?
In soviet Russia..
when did you get off the bus..?
― Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
"In Soviet Russia..." is a Yakov Smirnoff bit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff#Russian_reversal
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah I was about to say. Man it's sort of that that guy was so popular.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
"He has a theatre in Branson, Missouri, where he performs year-round."
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Which leaves "I hope you saved some turkey for me".
― Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
haha I think that should count
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
You don't understand, _________________ is the name of my cat
where did that one come from?
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
U R ALL GAY
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
two of the top 5 Google hits for "I hope you saved some turkey for me" are ILX-related (Local Garda getting bitched out in the comment section of his blog is hilarious)
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
That just comes from the old joke 'I got home last night and I blew chunks etc' iirc
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/FFBoard1.jpg
― markers, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha, I'm pretty proud of those.
― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
SORRY I RUINED YOUR BLOG AND SENT U GAY MP3S
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
____ one _____
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
I CAN'T MAKE MY FACE TURN INTO A HEART
― chavatar (suzy), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
you never her
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
why because she look intersting
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
we need to bring back "dis the ones who hate them but shot the ones who like them"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
and then they all lezzed up
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
Experimental Horse Music quickly exhausted all of its possibilities on the short thread it was on, but it was fun while it lasted.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
just take her
― bnw, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
^ "take her, dude" iirc
I think this is from an episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show actually
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
i still love "drummer from Gay Dad"
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
shut it aspie rube
― carstens, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
^
― Aerosol, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
most disgusting savages
― Aerosol, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
"cork it shrimp" has stuck with me
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
can i just
― ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
that's how i break it down to an extent
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
Daniel Sturridge
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
+ Nult
meter data
― polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
squeee nuvvieworld
― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
CUDDLESTEIN MOUNTAIN
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
that picture of young perry and jjj dancing in mc hammer trousers
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 10, 2011 10:45 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark
^ OTFM
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
no 's on that one, to be a stickler
― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
'otm'
― ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, June 10, 2011 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
^^ towering inferno post ^^
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
otm is the most insidious. i have to resist saying it irl all the time.
― horseshoe, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
i have otm-ed other ilxors irl - it was hilarious.
― sarahel, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
*plop*
i will lol at scatological humor for the rest of my days, not that ilx can take credit for that one. still feeling 'feel like ...' and 'can't believe ... ' feel like the former is a carles innovation, the latter is ... max? s1ocki??? miss that dude
― Germans freaking LOVE being naked. (Matt P), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
(x) in (y) shocker(/shockah)!!
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
as the self-appointed caretaker of this meme, which made me laugh harder than anything like in my whole adult life, I must correct you. it's "hate all the ones that dis them but shot all the ones who like them." It will be clearly visible for all to read both on the tattoo I bear of it & on my headstone
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
DUMPLINGS!
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
what a disaster for ____
sonned in a ___ beef
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
hate all the ones that dis them but shot all the ones who like them.
what is this from??
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
immortality is mine
― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
gbx: Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
spread the resulting paste between two intact memes
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
the rhcp is hilarious. aero deserves props for bringing out the meme-ness.
rhcp are the best band and every album is of different variety and think..... havent u lot got anything better than bitch all day fucking long??― sam marshall, Tuesday, February 17, 2004 5:39 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark
clearly not a board regular
― bnw, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
― horseshoe, Friday, June 10, 2011 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
me too!
"hen fap"
Where does that come from anyway?
― Neil S, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
london fappish thing #4672 (secret name: mark p)
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
weird how things become memes, seems perfectly innocent in context.
― Neil S, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
I am so proud of Ornaldo Bloomps for Presidetn. If we were not all such unreliable narrators, I would tell you that I still remember typing it in on my iMac that turned out to be a lemon, but I can't even tell you which city I think I saw LOTR:ROTK in. I still struggle to not call him ornaldo bloomps.
Just the other day I was thinking I missed the old school snowclones of ILX when I first arrived: X, Classic or Dud; Taking Sides: X vs. Y.I really think a lot of conversation, in any context, could be significantly improved by adopting the Tom Ewing/mark s rules of engagement from back then, seriously.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
Deep thinXoR
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
Also, I kind of want 'from an episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show' to become a new meme in itself...
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
lonely guy just thinking baout things
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
do not read if you hate..."k" prefix meaning very (is this an ilx exclusive?)
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
pleases meh
― markers, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
up there in heaven
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
(heaven needed a)
rip big man
― markers, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
rouge monitor
― Bryan, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
the 12 CDs guy
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
loll
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)
oh shit a bear
yoga flame for all time
― daria-g, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
for all time!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)
so anyway, am I kidding myself or is there a research paper to be done about the fact that once you read "ornaldo bloomps" it's hard to perform the normal english pronunciation of "orlando bloom?"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)
wait is "oh shit a bear" actually ilx-originating?
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)
just a bit of fun, let's be cool
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)
Hahah Tom - yeah, I cannot get it right any more. It really is impossible not to say Ornaldo!
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 06:38 (fourteen years ago)
"let us anticipate __________" is another one I dont think anyone's mentioned yet.
That one started from Momus on the kill bill thread iirc didn't it?
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)
i don't think of thread title templates as memes.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 11 June 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)
ysi?
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:54 (fourteen years ago)
^^^surely ran out of juice
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:03 (fourteen years ago)
leonardo?
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)
^ also ran
internet hardman ____________ _____________
― Neil S, Saturday, 11 June 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
discus
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
Hulk Smash _____
― Mark G, Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
did _____ get sonned by _____ over a _____ beef
― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
how is hulk smash an ilx meme?
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
ILX in taking retroactive credit for non-ilx memes shockah
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
is "would smash" an ilxoriginal?
― corey, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
I think WS is embedded in all male's brains upon exit from the womb
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah it's a classic locker room line.
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
it's sad he was a .
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
golf ball on the green
― markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
good luck U.S.A.
― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
haha that is probably my all time favorite LJ post, which is saying something
― caek, Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
I am v ashamed of how many of these pop in my brane (see what I did there) when having irl conversations
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
YESSSS
― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
hate to admit it but I typed "RONG" to a non-ILX friend on Facebook yesterday.
her reply was "SPELLED RONG"
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
not a meme but display name Mr. Dorbius used to crack me up and I still get it stuck in my head
― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)
...
― no life zinged her (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)
sometimes when i do a crossword the word fite pops into my head
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
I love DUMPLINGS!. And the truffles thing.
― Jesse, Monday, 13 June 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.wiltonandnoble.com/images/_lib/small-truffles-friends-cow-5008-225-1277740884000.jpg
― emil.y, Monday, 13 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
yeah DUMPLINGS! rule
― symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 13 June 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)
also: http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif
Maybe not as a substitute for Mr. Sklar's first name, but that gif is all over the damned Internet.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 June 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
sorry I didn't realize
― symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 13 June 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
I'd never seen it before I started posting here.
― corey, Monday, 13 June 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
tremendously sexy whores
― Arthur, Monday, 13 June 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
and then they lez up
― Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
I had occasion to use the pejorative "disgusting savages" irl just a coupla months ago
― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 13 June 2011 07:29 (fourteen years ago)
'zing' has become a trademark comment of mine irl
― symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
I do this a LOT.
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
It sort of is now. I got an email from a friend entitled "Oh, Zizekpaws" and to my knowledge that friend has never posted on ILX.
― Matt DC, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
Three years ago: http://idolator.com/378355/oh-pitchforkpaws
― Stevie T, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
Would that even make sense to readers there?
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
loooooool thankig u m4ura <3
― markers, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)
Oh! Maurapaws!
I got an email from a friend entitled "Oh, Zizekpaws" and to my knowledge that friend has never posted on ILX.
Yes but presumably they know you and it's the sort of thing ILX0rs tend to use without thinking about it.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
Yes, possibly.
'Cockfarmer' has proven incredibly durable over a 10-year period.
― Matt DC, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
where did "C on T's" come from? I know the concept of c**ing on t**s is older than ilx, but is the term itself an ilx-ism?
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
I had occasion to use the pejorative "disgusting savages" irl just a coupla months ago― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, June 13, 2011 3:29 AM (6 hours ago)
― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, June 13, 2011 3:29 AM (6 hours ago)
that's probably the only ilx-ism I use in real life, and it doesn't tend to require explanation. I used it to describe a girl who dipped her french fries in ranch dressing bcuz no other words would have sufficed.
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
maura is an ilxor even she is rarely around?
i use 'oh ___paws' and most disgusting savages and hell a bunch of these
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
This needs to be addressed.
― Jesse, Monday, 13 June 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
I used it to describe a girl who dipped her french fries in ranch dressing bcuz no other words would have sufficed.
god bless you man. ranch dressing is THE official condiment for disgusting savages everywhere, afaict
― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)
what about tater tots, though?
― can greenzo get real here for a second (reddening), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
dunno. there is a place near me what serves them with guacamole. i get the idea of comfort food or sort of trashy comfort food or childhood favorites or whatever but that just seems pushing it considering the countless varieties of other things one could eat that would at least be more texturally interesting
― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
i'm white btw
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Monday, 10 February 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)
"sad man in him room" still pops into my head now and then.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)
there's no way cockfarmer is ilx specific
― flopson, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)
i've been making the bob marley joke recently and i feel bad because maybe it's played out and i kind of jumped on the bandwagon after it was already not funny for anyone else anymore
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)
but it's still funny to me
I know the concept of c**ing on t**s is older than ilx, but
― amerie guy (sleepingbag), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)
i use 'oh ___paws'
I use this a ridiculous amount in front of other people, and then have to pretend it's an in-joke with people that aren't the people I've just said it in front of and then change the subject. Because it doesn't really stand up to explanation.
And, like everyone else, I can't say Orlando Bloom's name without having to really slow down and think carefully about what sounds are about to come out of my mouth.
― ailsa, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)
― flopson, Tuesday, February 11, 2014 7:45 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
As someone who's been farming cocks for a while, I can confirm
― 龜, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)
cockframers
― flopson, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)
Used " disgusting savage" just last week regarding an office fridge thief who is apparently sneaking bites out of already-open containers of yogurt.
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:08 (eleven years ago)
Person on twitter made a joke riffing on "I can't make my face into a heart!!!!" and I was kinda o_0 O NOES THE MEME IT HAS ESCAPED until I realised that they had once been an ILX0r, a long, long, long, time ago.
― "righteous indignation shit" (Branwell Bell), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:11 (eleven years ago)
"and then they lez up" is from a 90s comedy programme by UK duo lee & herring btw
― usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:21 (eleven years ago)
Surprised nobody's mentioned the conference room yet
― usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)
I saw that too (unless it was someone else and it's happening all over the place) and was also momentarily confused, even though I know that person is/was on ILX.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i also used this recently to refer to someone stealing food from the fridge, and it got people really riled up, like i was actually worried they would retaliate after that
― een, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
btw ___ you are very pretty
yeah, i've had funny looks for using 'disgusting savage' in innocuous contexts.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)
― flopson, Monday, February 10, 2014 6:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://bigeastsux.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/spurriergamecock.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)
what ILX memes are still cooking? feel like some of them have become extinct
― Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 16:42 (six months ago)
I named a song "I Have A Snake. Thank You Very Much," but otherwise, it's all dead.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 20 November 2024 17:22 (six months ago)
otm
― bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 17:28 (six months ago)
name the reason why ilx memes are so bad & hated
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 20:16 (six months ago)
santorum.jpeg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:19 (six months ago)
― wmlynch, Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:26 (six months ago)
people still keep it to themselves if they decide they need to wash a hat
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:57 (six months ago)
I otm-ed someone yesterday IRL….
― sarahell, Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:10 (six months ago)
how'd you pronounce it? "ottem"?
― her pal Santa falls to the floor (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:13 (six months ago)
"Odium? That's a bit harsh."
― jmm, Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:22 (six months ago)
"Ladies and gentlemen, we ottem!"
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:24 (six months ago)