London's Burning: Rolling thread for the 2011 summer protests, riots and general unrest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47G-Wa4qfs

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

so i might not leave the house

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Can i have some kind of royalties for the title please?

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMa9dMGuX5k

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

Nice, "c'mon kids we're going to the riots"

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Saw plenty of filming going on in E. London earlier. Hipster-cum-war-correspondents.

mmmm, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Hipster cum?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

Fucking shitting myself right now. I don't see any reason why this shouldn't just keep going.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

I don't see any reason why this shouldn't just keep going.

― Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:04 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah the sense that the police have no real control over this is what makes it crazy.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Presumably there's a load of Carling Cup footie games in the capital tmrw. Should add to the fun.

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOTyj501asI

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://birminghamriots2011.tumblr.com/

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Croydon kicking off now :(

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

i get the feeling the police could sort this out but they've been ordered to hold back, presumably as not to cause a riot heh heh

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

my housemate just cycled back from work through old kent road and i asked him if it was boarded up like according to twitter and he was like no that is blatantly untrue it seems p fine there prolly a diff story in peckham/lewisham

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit they knocked over a bin [my internet sucks at the moment and i could only load 3 seconds of that clip]

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Riot fuel!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/08/article-2023554-0D5B05CC00000578-899_964x606.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

twitter really is the most useless shit in the world.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

copy of 'one-dimensional man' in back pocket presumably xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

2012: Guardian reporter Paul Lewis tells the BBC the violence in Hackney is worse than in Enfield last night: "Rioters have control of an estate here. They have set up barricades along a number of roads."

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Love the guy on the right here, hope he's still alive?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/08/article-2023554-0D5B075100000578-116_470x585.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Twitter was saying Elephant and Castle was closed earlier, when it wasn't

it is now saying that East Dulwich Road Tesco is getting some attempted looting now

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

lmfao

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

when do the housing benefit cuts kick in? 2012?

riots across london in 2012 will be kind of embarassing for the government during its olympic year

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

David Cameron is really dropping a bollock with this by the way. Second huge, stupid, unforced error of his premiership.

Housing benefit is a massive flashpoint - especially as more poor people are moved out of economically mixed areas, it'll just allow more areas like this to fester.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

distrust anyone who uses the phrase "it's as simple as that" about this

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

Turns out my gf and little lad were in the cinema in Harrow watching Harry Potter when they turned the film off and announced they were evacuating the town centre. He was NOT HAPPY.

JimD, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol just saw a looter, he was about twelve years old

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Harringay Green Lanes retail park boarded up, literally 2 mins from where I live aaaargh but I think it'll be a false alarm

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\etc (Matt #2), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Harrow? Enfield? Really?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Would just board everything up if I were a shopkeeper right now. Who's going to be out in this?

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Stevie, croydon? Which bit?

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Round West Croydon station according to the Beeb right now.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

"They live in a world of playstations and rap music! They have been weened on this since they left their mothers breast!"

Michael B, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

David Cameron is really dropping a bollock with this by the way.

still in tuscany with his private tennis coach, lest we forget

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

what does "dropping a bollock" actually mean?

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not hearing any news of random passers-by being attacked, thank fuck. Not much of a comfort to people whose houses are burning mind.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ok got it, west croydon outside comic shop, lovely.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

No trains or buses out of w croydon. Is one of the least lovely parts of London IMO, for those who've never been.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

my housemate has his samurai sword out

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

just in case

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Very very cynical thought: riots allowed to burn out of control in poor areas now to justify complete revocation of any and all civil liberties & rights over period of martial law for Olympics? Too paranoid and cynical?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

yes

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Simon Hughes is on TV finger-wagging people who "think this is a fun way to spend the summer holidays". FFS.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not hearing any news of random passers-by being attacked, thank fuck.

nah i saw the first tweet about passers-by being mugged for bikes and cash in london fields a few hours ago, then a friend of a friend got mugged http://twitter.com/#!/fransingh

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

would kinda respect Cameron more if he stubbornly stuck to his guns and refused to end his holiday even if London ends up split into a few dozen anarchist rogue states.

My lols about braving the riots in going to Hackney tomorrow (to sign a lease) have now turned into proper concern. Lousy hubristic cynicism.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

"They live in a world of playstations and rap music! They have been weened on this since they left their mothers breast!"

Was speaking to a senior cop about murders in London a few months ago and this was basically his exact line. He was saying "they get nothing but killing from these rap videos they watch on that channel, what's it called...?" I was pondering saying "what, like Channel U or something?" and thought better of prolonging the conversation, then he remembered and said "oh yes, MTV"

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

:o

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

Turns out my gf and little lad were in the cinema in Harrow watching Harry Potter when they turned the film off and announced they were evacuating the town centre. He was NOT HAPPY.

― JimD, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:20 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If this happened just as Voldemort shot Harry then yeah, kids gonna be like OH SHIT

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I got a delayed train out of Victoria, no services going thru Peckham AT ALL and the driver explained we might not stop in West Croydon due to "the wrong kind of unrest on track"

Streathim is weird, everyone is standing outside pubs, shops, talking, warning about riots and mobs - one lady stopped me outside Wimpy and told me to go home because the police told the shop to shut as there was "a mob coming over the hill" and pointed in the direction I'd just come from (seeing nothing on the way) but if we got Brixton overspill last night we might get Croydon overspill tonight.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

bet that pig had never heard of the beatles either right

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

A man has been taken to hospital after being shot in the face on a street in Leeds.

Police officers were sent to Saville Place in the Chapeltown area of the city on Monday evening.

A police spokesman said they had few details of the incident but BBC television reporters at the scene said there was a crowd of up to 100 at the scene and some were masked.

A police spokesman confirmed one man had suffered gunshot injuries.

Get the feeling the details might include "We shot him."

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

PaulLewis Paul Lewis
#Hackney Youth: "I wanted to see us do this to the fucking Feds for years."
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lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

omfg EXPLANATION IS NOT JUSTIFICATION, everyone on the news

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

riot in new cross a bit of a non starter. went for a bit of a gawk, just some random looters and hipsters w/ slrs all milling about hoping for a bit of drama.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

they're not really 'doing' anything 'to' the 'fucking feds' are they

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

really hate englishers using "Feds". we have our own nicknames for police. you don't have to steal slang from rap records, the beatles were doing it decades before.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure all those police officers living on the Pembury Estate will be gutted at it being trashed.

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

iirc "feds" means "people who live above shops" #slang

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

omfg EXPLANATION IS NOT JUSTIFICATION, everyone on the news

― lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:47 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

truthbomb

sbgorf (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

this is pretty fucked up. how is it that the met knew hackney was going to erupt all day and still arent prepared for it? what a sham. unless theyre just not bothered. maybe if it was primrose hill theyd make more effort.

"really hate englishers using "Feds"."

but the kids using feds dont wanna be using the same slang as old geezers from the 60s

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

they're not really 'doing' anything 'to' the 'fucking feds' are they

think the dudes setting fire to shit aren't really bothered by what you think

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

'oh no, i'm clocking up mad overtime, what a personal disaster' - the feds

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

i was pretty shocked actually that that huge building that got burnt out in tottenham was just a residential block. lots of families inside when they started the fire :|

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp looking down their noses at us from their lofty perches above the fried chicken shop.

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

then make up yr own slang for a new day. americanos being using 'feds' for decades too.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like Englishers using "hipsters"

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

"if croydon wasn't on the map, it is now" - <3 u sky

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

to most ppl here though they wont know what on earth feds means cos the majority of britishers dont listen to hip hop so its still kinda 'code' unless youre in the know

media reporting on tv seems to be pathetic and smug so far - no real thought on journalists part into what this might all mean - will see what paxman is saying

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

lol dg

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think 'feds' is that recondite, really.....

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

media reporting on tv seems to be pathetic and smug so far - no real thought on journalists part into what this might all mean - will see what paxman is saying

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, August 8, 2011 8:58 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah... he'll know the score.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

I don't feel like reading this whole thread, could someone direct me to a good article that breaks down the situation (how this started, etc.)?

homophobic music by braindead primates (The Brainwasher), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron's not coming home. Even Gordon Brown knew you had to cut short yr holiday in a crisis, and he had negative emotional intelligence.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol i didnt say paxman would be more in tune but that newsnight might have some decent reports

guardian seems to be doing a decent job so far. turns out duggan wasnt as clean cut as made out (surprise) but its all still murky at this point. cant really equate gangsta poses on someones fbk photos with him being a IRL gangster.

of course these fuckers arent coming home! they dont care that much. and more importantly, i cant imagine that their being here would have much difference. obsourne is prob drinking champers.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

That Croydon furniture store fire looks fucking insane

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

^^ this. the one fire engine there doesn't seem to know where to start.

joe, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

why burn a house in deptford? i mean ffs, that area is POOR

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

turns out duggan wasnt as clean cut as made out (surprise)

lol i don't think id ever heard he was clean-cut at all. doubt he shot at the po-po obvi.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

walked from bethnal green road to roman road just now.

lot of noise and police on bethnal green road but still a lot of shops open. turned corner and immediately bumped into a gang of 20 or so lads heading towards BG road with masks and all that business heading the other way, bizarrely a drunk woman tried to start a fight with them but they weren't interested

roman road was weirder, well into bow large groups of lads congregating near the market and no police present at all, looked right at the beginning of something, so ducked down side street and went a different way

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

I really don't understand the targets over the past few days. Jewellery stores, HMV, clothes stores etc ok, but why furniture stores? Just to cause havoc?

jellybean (back again) (Jill), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

idiocy

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

er i meant a reasonable response to EMA cuts

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

no, no, you don't understand, the guy who owns the furniture store is a tory donor. it was all planned. the people who live above are just assholes.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

'people who live above shops deserve to be burned' - lex

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

my sister is in london :-/

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Tesco and Londis in Dulwich have been targeted, suggesting they've inexplicably passed over Foxton's

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

TS: 'Feds' v. 'Po'

Actually don't mind people using 'feds' which is good otherwise I'd be blowing a gasket at everyone in London 30 or under for using it ALL THE TIME.

If we're all going to be sitting here watching powerlessly, can we agree a 'board' for Police and Politician Rhetorical Flourish Bingo and start the drinking?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

star of bethnal green has been hit

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

im kind of disappointed in the thread title tbh... clash-y

holy shit at that fire on news 24

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Why would Cameron not come home? From a purely selfish POV doesn't he want to be reelected? Not looking like a complete clown would help.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh he's changed his mind, coming home now

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron's on his way back so says the BBC

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

Looters have just got to purley way, talk of allders burning. Jesus.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

im kind of disappointed in the thread title tbh... clash-y

― sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:14 (2 minutes ago)

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

Another fucking u-turn, so no surprise there. Also damned if he will be shown up by Boris Johnson returning.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

bbc man bemoaning the youths' lack of respect for authority

uhhh given what MPs, the police and the media have got up to of late i'm surprised anyone thinks "respect for authority" is a thing that can happen in UK 2011

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

Tomorrows Daily Mail Front page?
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4026/4657398090_7a00a0ef3f.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

I can't fucking believe what I'm seeing. I can't fucking believe this at all.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently they've torn the Catford Cat down. Shit just got personal.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

cant really equate gangsta poses on someones fbk photos with him being a IRL gangster.

you are never gonna get a job at the daily mail talking like that son

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Clash song was called London Calling, iirc. If you want to complain, shit ITV Sunday afternoon shows or gtfo

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently they've torn the Catford Cat down. Shit just got personal.

― Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

london's burning is a clash song

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

Clash song was called London Calling, iirc. If you want to complain, shit ITV Sunday afternoon shows or gtfo

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, August 8, 2011 9:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

rich herby aroma off this post

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://citynoise.org/upload/12696.jpg

RIP ;_;

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

still no sign of any police on roman road

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

UK end-of-season finale has taken a real Lost-style turn towards disconnected convolutions.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YItK1izQIwo

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

Are there no firemen at that furniture store yet? Are there apartments above it?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

mayne vs hoy beef the only violence more senseless than whats out on the streetz right now

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

is cameron's tennis coach coming back with him y/n

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

xxp it looked like there was one fire engine on the scene, vainly dribbling in its general direction.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

especially as i'm not certain why nrq got beef

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

The Palmerston on Lordship Lane has been bricked

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

xxp think there's more fire crews in croydon now, but they've apparently been focused on stopping the fire spreading. apparently the blaze is so hot they've had to douse buildings across the road to stop them going up as well.

joe, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Will be very surprised if nobody's is killed tonight.

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=7mxcyz.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=7mxcyz.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

um

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

"perhaps now is a good time for a make-over"

babe, when is it never?

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

in clapham now?!

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

DON'T feel bad about burning out the homes of people who haven't done fuck all to offend you

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

"perhaps now is a good time for a make-over"

babe, when is it never?

― r|t|c, Monday, August 8, 2011 9:36 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark

haaaa

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently a pharmacy and a couple of shops are being looted on Lordship Lane. Has the potential to get very nasty, very quickly. Strong possibility the community there could come out in force to protect properties.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

I've never known this city to feel too dangerous to go out in before. Even in July 2005. Unbelievable.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

seeing several tweets about turkish shop owners defending their property w/baseball bats

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

im glad my sister lives in green lanes area

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

_M_I_A_ M.I.A
im going down to the riots to hand out tea and mars bars #london
35 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

.......

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

RIP maya

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

palming my damn face

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

um^2

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

Lads running shops down my end of Green Lanes have drafted their beefy cousins in to help defend the place. Clashes between Turkish and African / Afro-Carib kids have led to several deaths over the last couple of years - tied to gangs, not anything like this, but there's an underlying issue there that could boil over easily.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

seeing several tweets about turkish shop owners defending their property w/baseball bats

― lex pretend, Monday, August 8, 2011 8:39 PM

also shop defending happening on roman road - still no police AT ALL

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

kinda love MIA even tho she is a fucking tard

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

wow MIA punk rock, good work

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Short of Bobby Gillespie I can't think of anyone whose perspective on this I wanted to hear less than MIA's.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

thnx Merdeyeux

So far not seen people making it difficult for the fire brigades then

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't see any reason why this shouldn't just keep going.

― Matt DC, Monday, August 8, 2011 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the scariest thing and otm - it's like, there's a point at which it's a no turning back situation for these kids

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Short of Bobby Gillespie I can't think of anyone whose perspective on this I wanted to hear less than MIA's.

waiting for morrissey

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

Mike Fisher. Mike fucking Fisher. Like it ain't his fucking problem. Cunt.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

Short of Bobby Gillespie I can't think of anyone whose perspective on this I wanted to hear less than MIA's.
― Matt DC, Monday, August 8, 2011 8:44 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

boris johnson's?

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

Bloke is such a fucking arse, wants to shut most of croydon's libraries.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

_M_I_A_ M.I.A
im going down to the riots to hand out tea and mars bars #london
35 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

.......

― lex pretend, Monday, August 8, 2011 4:42 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark

the tamil tigers used to do this back in the day, actually

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

Fisher that is, not bojo

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

Birmingham "unrest" now :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

was there a specific incident that sparked this?

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think all the Police in South London are standing on Rye Lane looking hard?

It's in an annoying chinese whispers twitter feedback loop kinda way but people are saying the Venue in NX is on fire

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

Looting Sainsbury's in Brum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mliYQIk2WeM

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

there's a fucking burnt out 236 on shacklewell lane. that's THE BUS I TAKE ALL THE TIME

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

clapham ladbrokes getting a pasting

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

was there a specific incident that sparked this?

― J0rdan S., Monday, August 8, 2011 9:47 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes -- they police shot someone dead on thursday. but there is also context. a lot of context.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

attn other Americans, 30 seconds of navigating CNN.com will answer your "wha'happen" questions

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/08/08/uk.riots/index.html

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

Morrissey in "OTM" shockah:
http://xrrf.blogspot.com/2011/08/morrissey-responds-to-current-events.html

Performing as rioting erupted in Brixton less than 24 hours after similar clashes in Tottenham, Morrissey criticised the prime minister's response to the incidents.

"Does anyone think that David Cameron has been to Tottenham? I don't think so," he told the crowd.

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KVvgW.jpg

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

okay the most amazing thing in that pic is the protein powder

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man :(

xp

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp, the sports nutrition shops were completely cleaned out.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

hogging the tangerine body butter

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

_M_I_A_ M.I.A
im going down to the riots to hand out tea and mars bars #london
35 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

.......

― lex pretend, Monday, August 8, 2011 4:42 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark

she did the same at notting hill in 1958 iirc

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

*Clapham* is rioting? WTF, did they run out of fois gras?

::more sirens scream by outside::

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.twitvid.com/4JTZH

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

that looter dude's totes not leaving his house for a while now

something for the police to think abt maybe

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

^^amazing fierce west indian woman bawling out rioters

xp

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

i like to think it could apply to rtc too

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

More poor people in Clapham than people think. It's also right next to Brixton.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

kit malthouse just called for the police to be 'robust' about 6 times in 30 secs

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

it's been at least 10 minutes since i last heard the word "mindless"

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

ebay se14 pick up only next few days should be epic

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

Clapham is not right next to Brixton. We are in the way. (or at least Streatham Hill is)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

haha lex

my sister otm btw

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

stock markets
norway
OBL
japan
arab spring
east african famine
london riots (student and this)
man city won FA cup

~2011~ man

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Rango is a solid film good on that dude

Gukbe, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Xbox guy stole halo reach, still got ripped off

bnw, Monday, 8 August 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck 2011. I've had enough.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Have to be honest, I felt like this at home earlier in the year as it happened under a mile away while The Guardian was talking at length about how fucking great it all was. I'm sorry for you all in your personal problems, because there are real issues for real people, but I've been through it already this year while the chattering classes from London thought it was a right laugh (and fuck me, we had riot tourists) so excuse me if I'm flippant about the whole thing.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Kit Malthouse is kind of the bastard offspring of Richard Keyes and Paul Jewell

The Venue in New Cross is apparently not actually on fire. Not that it was top of anybody's list of concerns, but I don't want to misinform

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

thank god i wont miss that kasabian tribute act concert

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

stock markets
norway
OBL
japan
arab spring
east african famine
london riots (student and this)
man city won FA cup

~2011~ man

― nh (cozen), Monday, August 8, 2011 8:57 PM (3 minutes ago)

FORGOT WILLS AND KATE FFS.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

stock markets
norway
OBL
japan
arab spring
east african famine
london riots (student and this)
man city won FA cup

~2011~ man

― nh (cozen), Monday, August 8, 2011 8:57 PM (3 minutes ago)

FORGOT WILLS AND KATE FFS.

― Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:01 (3 seconds ago) Bookmark

Forgot swagger jagger getting to number 1

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

AND JOHN MAUS

xp

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

OH YEAH.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

roman road was weirder, well into bow large groups of lads congregating near the market and no police present at all, looked right at the beginning of something, so ducked down side street and went a different way
Just went for a run along here about the time you posted this and thought the same. Went up the Green Way onto the Olympic site and the security guard in his portacabin was actually stood up and looked a little shocked at me running straight towards him. Was almost about to put my hands up.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

who is john maus?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

yeah who is john maus?!

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Friend who teaches at a rough secondary school in north London just told me that there were pupils there who actively worried about EMAs and cuts but they weren't the ones out looting (about 20 of her pupils are apparently involved). She thought that the general air of economic anxiety was more of an influence on the kids than any specific policy or injustice.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

NewsCorp exec iirc xp

boxall, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

i think the "start of something" was the burning and looting of zee & co.....was going to walk through them as i'd just done same on bethnal green road...very glad i turned down lyall road

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

john maus is best known as the star of this thread: Most tedious thing said by worthless VHS idiot JOHN MAUS in p4k interview

makes music too, i guess.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Have to be honest, I felt like this at home earlier in the year as it happened under a mile away while The Guardian was talking at length about how fucking great it all was. I'm sorry for you all in your personal problems, because there are real issues for real people, but I've been through it already this year while the chattering classes from London thought it was a right laugh

oh shut up you circus clown

LocalGarda, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Hackney looks like its quietened down a lot judging by the BBC.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

is that because it got pushed down cambridge heath road?

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

(where does Aldo live again? Egypt?)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Still quiet in Bloomsbury tonight.

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

lol was going to ask if this was still the end of series finale, merdeyeux got there first

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Bristol xp

really don't think L Penny and like one other Graun opinion guest dork equals "the chattering classes from London thought it was a right laugh" tbh

'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I just went to get some wine for my game of bullshit bingo and it was TUMBLEWEEDS in WC1. xp

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

is that because it got pushed down cambridge heath road?

Very possibly - there only seem to be cameras in Hackney, Croydon and one in Peckham hours ago.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

My mate in Brum is saying Birmingham Children's Hospital is getting attacked

no idea how sure he is of this

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't been out but i've heard nothing about anything of note happening around finsbury park/holloway/highbury

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol was going to ask if this was still the end of series finale, merdeyeux got there first

― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:15 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the start of the second season, like what they do after they left the island/escaped from prison/married chandler

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

turkish shopkeepers massing in dalston http://yfrog.com/kk9a0wkj

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

My mate in Brum is saying Birmingham Children's Hospital is getting attacked

no idea how sure he is of this

― MPx4A, Monday, August 8, 2011 10:17 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark

the hospital's director of comms says no, although it's all over twitter of course.

joe, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

I'm in highbury and my street is much quieter than usual, no sign of anything here. Just spoke to a friend I'm Holloway, she was off work sick today and had no idea any of this was going on until I told her, so I guess it can be too bad over there...

peligro, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

im in the heart of new cross...saw so many dudes run/drive down my road after having looted currys...terrifying stuff.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

seemed to be pretty late in reporting any bethnal green stuff tho there were crazy amounts of police - tho they didnt seem to be actually doing anything

plenty of fb friends videos from windows on bethnal green road showing people attacking and looting shit (inc star of bethnal green) but police didnt seem to be doing anything, that might have been earlier on than when i was there

didnt see any police in mile end at all when roman road stuff was starting. no police of any kind, still havent heard any sirens, havent gone to end of road to see whats happening now tho

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://yfrog.com/ke2bcauj

Got the spelling of 'loot' wrong.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

lady on al jazeera saying that the currys on clapham junction has been "destroyed" and looted but there's no sign of any police yet

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

there were crazy amounts of police - tho they didnt seem to be actually doing anything

evening in a nutshell

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Pff, think what you like about me. We seriously had people coming up from the South East to enjoy the vague frisson of anti-establishment about the whole thing (and not just random crusties). xpost to whoever.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

"seeing several tweets about turkish shop owners defending their property w/baseball bats"

as they should. seriously, fuck these kids who think its ok to destroy peoples small businesses.

im just at home so feel sort of at a distance from it all but feels so weird to think all these places i know are getting torched. my dad used to work near mare street. we used to be there all the time. and i was in catford just this weekend!

MIA needs to just STFU. you know you should be quiet when even morrissey makes more sense than you.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

i didnt go anywhere to enjoy anything if thats any help to you

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

BBC news at 10 bringing it with a report on summer music festivals' declining ticket sales.

jed_, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

Oh fuck it's Northcote Rd in Clapham, I know it well, FFS, I bought my own mobile in one of those shops getting lotted o_0 that's getting a bit real now

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

clapham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqj1N9qeWXI

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

The Hell is that building on fire in Croydon?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmnsvWYTr1qbgy1do1_400.jpg

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

@Aldo, it is kind of stupid to go "Yeah well, I had this happen to me sometime!" when this is occurring...

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

The Hell is that building on fire in Croydon?

it's a furniture shop - this one http://www.houseofreeves.com/

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

Croydon is the old Reeves Corner Furniture store. It is... well, was now, a beautiful old art deco building.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

not feeling the bristol = palestine equation posited upthread

basmati rice otm

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1927/368022872.png

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxpost
Forgot the peas :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

looting a store for basmati rice is totally my type of looting

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Tesco Value basmati though...

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

it's the thought that counts

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to LBI

I'm not saying it's not, and to be honest I kind of realise how ludicrous my own position is here, but fuck me it didn't feel like it at the time. I had people who had got off at the train station at the end of the road asking how to get to where the riots were, for example. Yes, this is on a completely different scale, and much fucking worse, but you know what? I should just stay off politics threads.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

LorenzoAliPhoto lorenzophotography
by ikonika
Feral youth looter locked in Londis by staff in #EastDulwich
12 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

basmati rice guy makes this all worth it

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

sorry for huge size, but o_0 at this...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/08/article-2023874-0D5B54EE00000578-384_964x1091.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

xp likely to be many a dim-bulb thinking they can walk into any shop they like and start "looting", little realising that shopkeepers are used to defending their territory.

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

whoa so this is the army assembling in bank

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg738/scaled.php?tn=0&server=738&filename=90044631.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

and this is apparently not on the news at all

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

It's also apparently a photo from the Middle East rather than London.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

haha ty ned

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

gotta love twitter

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

except when you don't

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

someone tweeted that photo about half an hour ago asking if anyone could verify it (ie is it actually from london tonight at all) - not heard anything further so i assumed not

ha xps

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/theQuietus

People retweeting Army At Bank images: those are desert camoflague non-UK tanks & APCs, and, er, that's not Bank, is it?

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

bank is just office blocks and starbucks tho, nothing to loot but lots of posh buildings that may need protecting before ppl on 6 figure salaries make it to work tomorrow morning

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

man, i hope that's not some random sap's house ablaze like that

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

These youths are dumb. If they really want to hit the police surely they should be in st james park outside scotland yard. Not that I condone that, just saying. Feel weirdly on edge about the whole thing. Looks surreal.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm ready for when this thread gets into who its "okay" to loot and burn.

Seriously though, this is so depressing to see. Getting so littl attention in America atm, but I suppose that shouldn't be surprising.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

what a mess this world is

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

we stayed at a fantastic hotel right around the corner from Scotland Yard in St James Park

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair, we do have our own problems xxp

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

i do wonder whether it'll move to the city at any point.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

That Clapham video from the Sky guy is good footage, but "is this fun? is this fun?" and "I've never seen this before and I live down here in Clapham" lolz.

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp: that is about the level of useful contribution I have for this thread

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

attn k8 - just seen a tweet saying that things seem to be starting in streatham :/

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

just got home to cl4pton square: three people called within three mins to say d00d are you in a WARZONE, but the bit i actually walked through was quite quiet... more people than usual standing around, helicopter circling (not unusual in summer), strong smell of burning (that is new and less fun)

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Getting so littl attention in America atm, but I suppose that shouldn't be surprising.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:41 (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

nah yr news is too busy covering girls so fat they dont notice they are w/ child

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

I'll be glad when they're all back in school!

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Sutton. 30 police officers in front of Matalan, all pubs in area have been closed early

the hard-fi classes revolt

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

this is all daytime - what happens tonight?

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair, we do have our own problems xxp

this is partly why its so depressing, because this suddenly doesn't seem terribly off from happening here

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

haha

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit at not goodwin's picture. i have not really seen any footage of this yet.

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I've heard there's loads of shit going down at the Common. Very nearly went down there earlier to see if I could see Croydon from there (ppl said the flames were visible) but so far nothing down my side street.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Lol@clegg in tottenham shown on newsnight looking completely useless. Amazing no one from govt could turn up on newsnight to talk about this.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Tweets have been saying west Norwood, streatham and crypal have been going off for an hour now, all quiet so far, fingers crossed.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Newsnight panel is going to be mental

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Tbh, I'm fine with the Clash referencing in the thread title, I'm pretty certain this has moved well beyond "protests" at this point.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

xp "lets get politics out of here" yeah nice one mate

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to LBI

I'm not saying it's not, and to be honest I kind of realise how ludicrous my own position is here, but fuck me it didn't feel like it at the time. I had people who had got off at the train station at the end of the road asking how to get to where the riots were, for example. Yes, this is on a completely different scale, and much fucking worse, but you know what? I should just stay off politics threads.

― 50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, August 8, 2011 11:33 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

It's cool, you understand why it is ludicrous. I can understand if you felt when it happened to you there was way less attention you go "WHUT?". But still, comparing things like this seems rather useless to me.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

When Cameron eventually does come back every last one of us should head down to Heathrow and set iton fire to prevent the fucker from coming back into the country.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

the sun is NOT zooming in

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm getting my taxes back" - looter in clapham on sky news

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

no, everybody shd chill and then as soon as he fucks off back to italy start again, see how long before he loses it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Surely the Sun has a foot in the door now that one of the themes is YOUTHS USING CELL PHONES LOL?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/368009036.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1312841326&Signature=gmitq%2B2q5MtzQLwX%2Fa0IV8Wu51E%3D

this is a fucking pro rioter

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

BBCNewsnight BBC Newsnight
No one from the government was available to appear on #newsnight tonight to talk about the London riots
8 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

actually incredible

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

All this is making that occupation of Fortnums look like a bit of tea party, eh?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://yfrog.com/keba7bhj

reports that the Catford Cat lives

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron seems incredibly GWB-like in his reluctance to return from vacation.

online pinata store (Nicole), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron seems incredibly GWB-like in his reluctance to return from vacation.

― online pinata store (Nicole), Monday, August 8, 2011 10:56 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark

or like the queen in the hit film 'the queen'

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

round up alter8!
xp to guardian front page

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

a series of vacations.

jed_, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

can someone parse that for an american? what reason could there be for the gov't not to want to try to control the conversation on the capitol exploding?

the tories have no real constitutency in london, do they? (er but then there's boris) idgi

xp i mean the nobody on the news thing

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, it is it a GWB-on-katrina thing, like, who gives a fuck?

5ish finkel (goole), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

I quite like that Graun fp tbh

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

riot map: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?msid=211457129268955422608.0004aa04a1ce347d28274&msa=0

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

People retweeting this like mad:

Nick Clegg 'warns' of riots if Tories are elected (11Apr10)

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Hurray the cat is safe! Got a real soft spot for that moggage.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

i am just two streets from that car, and wondering if i need to stay at someone else's from tomorrow :\

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

If it moves to the city, nike town in oxford st will be fucked. Dont see it happening though. These kids arent focused enough to think anything beyond shitting in their local streets. They know they can only loot and run home if they do it near to home. They really dont give a fuck though. They realy dont give a shit and it shows. And that is tragic. Hopefully this will wake ppl up to what is happening in this country. Cameron coming home wont do anythng.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

the tories have no real constitutency in london, do they?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/results/region/3.stm

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

oh actually looking at that i'm not sure how useful it is at all

xps re map

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks Lex for that map, been looking for something like that!

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

Like this: http://www.soundsurvey.org.uk/index.php/survey/blog_comments/1447/

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://thewestlondoner.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/london36.jpg

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

this is all fucking lamentable obv but idk if the 'bored kids on summer holidays' contingent can be easily parsed from the actual remedial cunts burning buildings etc

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

Gavin Esler just reluctantly conceded to Darcus Howe that there was "a tinge of racism" in the 80s, but it's gone now

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

FUCK OFF EDWINA CURRIE JUST FUCK OFF NOW

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

phew, thank God for that!
xp

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

Nick Clegg 'warns' of riots if Tories are elected (11Apr10)

― Alba, Monday, August 8, 2011 10:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

hm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

currie so unbelievably shit

all of them

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

Esler's quite right tho there are no racist overtones to any of the Tweet/Facebook comments about this

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

It's OK guys, I've just got back from my holiday in Italy.

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

except for viewers in scotland who have their own programmes

jed_, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Something is wrong when edwina currie is kinda otm on newsnight. I sympathise with the causes but these youths really have no moral centre. Police dont seem to know wtf to do in brum. :-S

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

that 'riot map' upthread actually 'people tweeting about riots map', not overly useful.

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

friend on fb reporting the shop he lives above being attacked on bethnal green road, police gone

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

these youths really have no moral centre

edwina currie recognise game

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Howe didnt get enough time to say his piece. Esler like most m/c media types dont knw how to explore the race angle. The youths burning and looting are mixed though, not just black. Black comunity and police relationship and history is a whole other thread though. Fuck, apparently even notting hill is getting burnt. Just found out my local high street has stuff going on too. Sad shit.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

I've missed all news for the last week (through being abroad without TV or internet) and am just wading through all of this trying to make sense of it. I don't think I can remember anything quite like this: I was only 8 when it was all kicking off in Brixton/Toxteth etc in 1981 and from what I remember that was a big deal, but this seems to mushrooming all over the place.

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't in london yet in 81, but this feels bigger than that

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

more widespread certainly, but no police decapitated yet.

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/08/mark-duggan-handgun-lethal-weapon?CMP=twt_fd

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

Xp: the police 'decapitated' was Broadwater Farm in 85

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

No police killed in 81 either, broadwater farm was later 86?

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9eLeZS9OeY

the monstrous beehive got even taller (whatever), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

Map is pointless. By the end of the week no area will be untouched. If ilford and croydon are affected this could reach outside london further and further.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

I'm afraid so, yes

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Ok I sound like a bad sci fi movie character now. Gonna watch anaconda 2 and head to bed.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

dunno, rioting seems like hard work to me. On the one hand looking at it today you can't see it stopping, on the other hand I just think they'll be bored of it by the middle of the week.

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i don't see it lasting that long tbh. (safe in the knowledge this comment will be hidden under '5 billion more messages click here to show them' by then)

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

Activity seems to have petered out and it is believed four looters have been rescued by firefighters from PC World. One was trapped underneath the steel shutters with others inside the store.

>_<

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

PC World has it's own firefighters? And yet no fucker can help you when you look for assistance. Figures.

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

surprised they didn't try to sell them 20 years worth of fire insurance that doesn't cover you for burn damage

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

i grew up two blocks from that colliers wood pc world... crazy.

sbgorf (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

So is there anything to be expected from the COBRA meeting other than the mealy, cliched words we've been hearing all night and that the police will "do their utmost"?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

xxp Maybe they were trying to loot a firewall?

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

"we're not talking about social deprivation, we're talking about lawlessness and criminality!"

...how the fuck do you not see the connection?

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ snoball

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Ken was awful on Newsnight earlier, so nakedly cynical. Constituency MPs have been better. Edwina still vile.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

barclays on bethnal green road smashed up?

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

So is there anything to be expected from the COBRA meeting

It's just so Cameron can appear as though he's on top of the situation when really he's just going to be spouting more piffle. DCam chairs a meeting, well fucking done.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't see Newsnight yet, but "nakedly cynical" doesn't sound half that bad tbh. If politicians were more cynical about things rather than reading the same chapter of 'Politicians Handbook Chapter One: What To Say When Riots Occur' they might actually be closer to understand all this a bit better.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

erm. the tiger rumour. this is another hoax, right??

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

xp Don't remember seeing that chapter in 'The Prince'...

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah that's what I figured Snoball. I don't know if COBRA could declare London a 'riot state' with evening curfews, bringing in the army etc

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

What tiger rumour Lex?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

this suddenly doesn't seem terribly off from happening here

http://www.guernicamag.com/blog/2950/bruce_e_levine_8_reasons_young/

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Life imitating Jonathan Lethem novel xpost

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

What tiger rumour Lex?

escaped tigers after break-in at london zoo, two blurry photos as "proof". pretty sure it's a hoax

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

BBC News reporting trouble in Camden.From my knowledge of London is that morecentral than any other location?

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

xps Seems unlikely that the army would be brought in when the police are just standing around dodging rubbish bins. An evening curfew wouldn't do much, probably be completely ignored.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

well it's finally happening in kilburn now, and here I was thinking we were lucky to get away.

danzig, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

xxp Snoball I realise that, but it seems like things they would instate to show "they are working on it brb"

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just wondering what the whole point of the COBRA meeting is when the police is doing fuck all. To tell the police to do something?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

escaped tigers after break-in at london zoo, two blurry photos as "proof". pretty sure it's a hoax

Next you'll be telling me the looted lute isn't real.

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

geecologist Tom Allen
These people have no morality. They've no respect for law or society. And now they're coming back from holiday @conservatives #londonriots

+ +, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Gregory
Los Angeles
August 8th, 2011
2:13 pm
During LA Riots, Korean shopkeepers were able to ward off looters by standing armed guard on the rooftops of their stores. Unfortunately, that's not an option for many people in UK who will be made destitute by those thugs.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Miliband to return from holiday. Had anyone noticed he was gone???

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

mslulurose Lulu Rose
The Youth of the Middle East rise up for basic freedoms.The Youth of London rise up for a HD ready 42" Plasma TV #londonriots

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

how hard can it be to get a train back from Filey?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2011/6/1/a-woman-jumps-from-burning-building-in-surrey-street-london-pic-wenn-109218867.jpg

"A woman jumps for her life from a burning building on another night of violence in London.

The terrified resident had to leap from a first floor window to escape the flames.

A small group of people stood beneath with their arms outstretched to cushion her fall.

The image was taken in Croydon, Surrey, just yards from the Reeves furniture store destroyed by fire."

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

This picture is weird:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/63812381.jpg

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

xp that isn't real?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

hope this doesn't make it to earl's court...or is the assumption that it's gonna go everywhere

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

xp stock photo

+ +, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

what is COBRA?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

as much as i detest all this going on, it made for a dope jumping from a building pic

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

@admrl, it's from the Daily Mail

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4663369.stm

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://allamerican4np.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/stallone2.gif

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

So… Ealing, Woolwich, Notting Hill, Tower Bridge, Camden, Sidcup, Euston… but Finsbury Park (my neighbourhood) so far unaffected. Don't see an obvious connection between deprivation and violence in these areas to be honest. Hard to make sense of why some areas and not others.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

oh come on the signs in the jumping woman picture aren't even british

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

@Sam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_Office_Briefing_Room

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Miliband to return from holiday. Had anyone noticed he was gone???

― Matt DC, Monday, August 8, 2011 11:52 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol. christ.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

and by british you mean...?

xxp

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

dorian i just saw a tweet saying it's starting on holloway rd, and i definitely hear a lot more sirens all of a sudden. i thought it wouldn't get here either.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Ed_Miliband Ed Miliband
Shocked by scenes in parts of London and Birmingham. We need strong police response to restore calm and for communities to work together.

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

So… Ealing, Woolwich, Notting Hill, Tower Bridge, Camden, Sidcup, Euston...

everybody's talkin bout
Pop Muzik

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

and by british you mean...?

i mean they are not a design of road sign that you'll see in britain

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Tineye doesn't recognise that photo of woman jumping from burning flat as ever having been published online before. Don't know is that means it's real though.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2011/6/1/a-woman-jumps-from-burning-building-in-surrey-street-london-pic-wenn-109218867.jpg

um, yeah. that's not even in england. (xp)

sbgorf (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

top corner of woman jumping from building?:

http://www.mylatania.co.uk/Portals/0/pharmacy_cross.jpg

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

cheers

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

From 2005 Paris riots?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

money's on greece

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

Ed_Miliband Ed Miliband
Shocked by scenes in parts of London and Birmingham. We need strong police response to restore calm and for communities to work together.

― MPx4A, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah sure, it's thin on the page, but what you've got to consider is the delivery

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

money's on greece

― a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:03 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark

unwise

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

this is the green cross, some pharmacy thing...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWQWVcG4Ugbeh1z_RgzI_pZpu9zAwa00nVVxB4Il1vihtsfHHt

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah sure, it's thin on the page, but what you've got to consider is the delivery

just hurt myself laughing you git

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

i see what u did there hm

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

same xp

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

fucking helllll

harrywilkinson Harry Wilkinson
The ledburys just been attacked. Parents were there for anniversary dinner. Bunch of people smashed the windows in and came in and
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply

harrywilkinson Harry Wilkinson
tried ripping watches/wallets jewellery off customers. Kitchen staff came out with knives. Fucking hell.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

Boston Globe's Big Picture: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/08/london_riots.html

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/london_riots/bp6.jpg

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0180.jpg

more Daily Mail exclusive pics

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

Actually chemist sign is NHS.
http://media.freeola.com/images/user-images/1921/44a-edit.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/london_riots/bp23.jpg

Aaron Biber, 89, assesses the damage to his hairdressing salon after riots on Tottenham High Road on August 7, 2011. (Dan Kitwood/Getty Images) #

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

That's sad :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

fyi this is the pharmacy the woman's jumping from/near, funny looking streetsigns will be the croydon tram.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=reeves+furniture+croydon&hl=en&ll=51.374017,-0.104992&spn=0,0.01929&safe=off&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.373943,-0.105052&panoid=H3io4SY17KYCfCNlqRAa8g&cbp=12,133.4,,0,7.81

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Good work Ledge

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

VERY Good work, there's no need for Mary Poppins with you around

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

???

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know, it was the first thing that came to mind

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

(im not rly sure why it wasn't believable that a massive fucking fire was a possible danger to people in its vicinity)

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

well you know what with all these pics of chinese skyscraper fires and egyptian tanks doing the rounds...

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwh8UFJcMGE&feature=player_embedded#at=11

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

Is race actually being mentioned by anyone in regards to the cause of the riots or the identity of the rioters themselves?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

yup. darcus howe on newsnight saying his (son? nephew?) has lost count of the number of times he's been stopped and searched by police.

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

without actually reading the comments section of daily mail articles, im going to go with 'yes'

xp

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

obligatory "all these horrible people on Facebook saying round them up and kill them because they're all bastards with no motivation other than opportunistic thieving" post

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

But is anyone discussing it, you know, sensibly

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, xpost

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

is anyone discussing this sensibly?

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

Tired of this now, going to watch Amélie and pretend all's well with the world.

Until i turn the tv on in the morning :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know, are they?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

i guess it's been a while since this thread meandered onto sausage rolls or whatever.

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

looks like yr football's off guys

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

any gregg's been attacked btw?

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

the first big fire in peckham was a greggs

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

Here's a whole series of the Woman jumping out of burning building fwiw: http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?action=quicksearch&ppid=150284&version=int

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

re: race, wary of that; have seen rioters and looters who are black, white, asian etc all day

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

All the pontificating about what's going through the minds of the rioters and looters is dealt with quite well here, ledge, drawing comparisons with the Detroit riots of 1967 and how the commentariat got it wrong:

http://charman-anderson.com/2011/08/07/tottenham-riots-data-journalists-and-social-scientists-should-join-forces/

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

ns_mehdihasan Mehdi Hasan
To all my fellow lefties: remember 'Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime'? Well right now we need to focus on first part of that...

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm not sure lefties will feel too inspired by a Blair quote.

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

A sure sign that we have entered bizarro world is that Melanie Phillips article yesterday seemed almost... reasonable? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2023596/Tottenham-riot-Why-shouldnt-David-Cameron-ask-Bill-Bratton-run-Met.html

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't seen any very illuminating discussion in general of these still-unfolding events tbh

but the left-wing blogs i've read actively don't want to bring in race (via #solidarity in part), and i can see why

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

The post on the Detroit riots was very interesting. The city has never recovered from them.

online pinata store (Nicole), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

monitoring the state department website, are they going to post a travel advisory, IIRC they did for Paris a while back.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

I'm here near Plumstead Common and it smells of smoke - I guess from Woolwich High Street which isn't far away and where there is "apparently" a Wetherspoons on fire.

kraudive, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

Lots of rumours of riots in Liverpool right now too

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

friends in woolwich posted this on facebook

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

shiiit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2HhsQfnTyM

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmv8jiq301qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

I think I see Altern 8 in there

xp

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Trustworthy source of Liverpool info:

http://twitter.com/benschofield

Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm out of the country and fairly glad of it by the sounds of things. Just popped in to say stay safe London ILXors.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

there is "apparently" a Wetherspoons on fire

every cloud...

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

this is nuts

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

hope i'm getting a tax rebate for all this non-policing

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I think that video above shows the Wetherspoons burning. As the commentary says there is a brand spanking new - and part Tesco funded - council office very close by.

kraudive, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

another car torched in the square about an hour ago -- i moved mine to a "safer" street (probbly not safer but at least i won't have to watch it explode)

sense of noise all around, bangs and voices, thick oily smoke

i can actually see the police station from here but i think they're leaving the pembury to its own devices, the sirens all sound far

wish i'd heard from my sister -- she said she'd call when she got back to london, she always forgets mind you

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

0045: West Midlands Police confirm that a police station in Holyhead Road in Handsworth, Birmingham, is on fire.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

hope she phones in soon, mark s

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

housemate used to live in the pembury until last year. said she never had any trouble but felt watched the whole time

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

i don't get it...in that clip lex posted...why don't the cops use tear gas and start doing something about it? do they not have guns?

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

yeah my sis was going out for trivia earlier this evening, assuming she's home now, but am a little concerned

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

do they not have guns?

― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 8, 2011 6:56 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

bingo?

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

Feel sorry for Reeves carpet dude but a bit sick of him popping up on the news channels with his hang-'em flog-'em rant. It's not like there aren't other things to cover.

xp Surprised you're so down on Ken Livingstone, Matt. He seems to be one of the few people capable of explaining the political context while still condemning the looters - most pundits can only manage one or the other.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

(sorry i'm not very knowledgable, i knew they didn't used to have gun but i thought maybe that was an old quaint thing they abandoned or something)

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

can we have a separate thread for twitter rumours?

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Having difficulty trying to explain to my interested co-workers the particular qualities possessed by groups of feral kids in the UK.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

uk police aren't armed except for special divisions

they aren't using water cannons etc cos iirc they don't have any

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

They should use one of these wretched things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBiTWtrJ00

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

xp hosepipe ban.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Have to be honest, I felt like this at home earlier in the year as it happened under a mile away while The Guardian was talking at length about how fucking great it all was. I'm sorry for you all in your personal problems, because there are real issues for real people, but I've been through it already this year while the chattering classes from London thought it was a right laugh (and fuck me, we had riot tourists) so excuse me if I'm flippant about the whole thing.

― 50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, August 8, 2011 10:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is preposterous. i was there too, we haven't "been through it already". it was absolutely nothing like what's happening in london now.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

jesus so they send dudes out there with helmets and riot shields and billy clubs and...um...good luck mate? goddamn

do you guys have a national guard type thing you could call in?

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkWtMNBgf48

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

1) yes

2) no, just the regular army who may be putting in an appearance if this shit carries on xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

water cannons are illegal in the uk at the moment. i think there was talk of them around the time of the student protests.

there is precedent for army involvement (via northern ireland), but i'm not sure if that would be legal in mainland britain.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

do you guys have a national guard type thing you could call in?

― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:01 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its pc plod or the army

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

any CS gas yet?

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

(Norn?) Irish BBC News 24 anchor was getting very insistent that we should just borrow some water cannons from Belfast.

Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

0059: Merseyside Police confirm they are dealing with a number of incidents in South Liverpool, including cars being set alight. Members of the public have been advised to avoid Smithdown Road, Lodge Lane and Upper Parliament Street. In a statement, Merseyside Police's Andy Ward said: "Officer have tonight dealt with a small number of incidents of violence across the city. We will not tolerate any violence on the streets of Liverpool and have taken swift and robust action in response."

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp Surprised you're so down on Ken Livingstone, Matt. He seems to be one of the few people capable of explaining the political context while still condemning the looters - most pundits can only manage one or the other.

― Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:57 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i can't rly listen to him, because he's awful, but the 'political context' is not exactly something that began in may 2008 is it?

jesus so they send dudes out there with helmets and riot shields and billy clubs and...um...good luck mate? goddamn

do you guys have a national guard type thing you could call in?

― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:01 AM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol. you can pretty much count the minutes before the tories bring in new weaponry for police, but this is a big cultural difference we have with the US. bringing in the territorial army (which isn't exactly like the NG, there isn't an equivalent) would be defcon 5 shit.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

Best to change thread title to 'UK burning', sadly

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

ha defcon 5 is the lowest!

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

Pop Will Eat Itself taught me that.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i don't mean to sound glib but just growing up here i guess the cops not having guns is really strange and also we're pretty used to national guard deployments at almost any major scale rioting/catastrophe/etc

and honestly like the cops here are terrible but at a certain point with this stuff it's like how do you stop it w/o violent response?

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

@upper mississippi sh@kedown

There are never going to be enough police to keep control if a sizable number of people turn criminal. We police by consent and that consent is not being given just now. It's a fucking serious situation that has messy roots I'm not going to try to pin down but I don't think guns and teargas are the answer because hatred of the police is a part of it.

Alba, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

So yeah, if things get really serious and there's no other solution, we have the army, yes.

Alba, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

great game

useless uk defcon equivalent

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

xxp well remember that these kids rioting don't have guns either. they're mostly restricted to organized crime/mad farmers.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

xxps (and mostly covered already - I am so slow...)

I'm mystified by what I've seen of policing so far. Nowhere near enough police deployed, vans deployed without riot screens, odd little groups of cops sent chasing around the place, it's bizarre.

Thankfully the police are not routinely armed, nor do we have a national guard to send in. So far (as far as I know) no-one has been killed (probably down to luck more than anything)(except of course the one who was shot dead by the police), I can;t help but think if the police had been armed we'd be seeing more people dead.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

i was doing a joke from 'the thick of it' (not really but not knowing one end of defcon from another was a joke in 'the thick of it')

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

you're funny!

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

i heard from my sister -- she texted but it never came through -- she's fine and it's quiet there

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

There's a temptation to think that senior police are failing to deal with it as a way of showing the government what happens when you slash police budgets, but it's probably not like that.

Alba, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

I'm glad your sister is okay, Mark. I hope everyone is able to stay safe.

online pinata store (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

some are saying only 1700 police out?

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

That's great Mark S!

Heavy rumours of it starting in Salford, Manchester now

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

are these rumours on twitter?

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

Yes.... (I know)

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

xp - ha! yeah, that was my first thought - but it's crazy - police officers (at least the ones I know) don't like to look like idiots, which is kind of what they look like at the moment. Having said that the Federation will no doubt try to use it to their advantage (if they haven't already).

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

well, they should try to use it to their advantage!

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

BBC reporting Manchester as well now?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

if their source is twitter i'm going to be very disappointed

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

some are saying only 1700 police out?

― r|t|c, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:17 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

I read somewhere 'up to 2,000' which is still nowhere near the number of officers avaialable, esp. if they;re using them from Surrey and Thames Valley.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

from a guardian journalist

mrmatthewtaylor Matthew Taylor
by LexyTopping
Police office just told me "we can't cope. We have passd breaking point" #londonriots
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

on that note i'm going to bed, don't want to sleep but feel exhausted.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

im worried about the night more than the day...tho i don't know why exactly

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

xps - I disagree, I think there are enough police and they are, pretty much, adequately provided. The fed will bitch about it, but they always have (and until very recently, always got their way) - if the police get a load more cash from this (which I doubt will happen) it won't be new money but money sucked from other (imo) more needy areas.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

"provided for."

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

"we can't cope. We have passd breaking point"

i haven't seen any of these dozy twats do anything all day but march down mare street. i've been on riots protests more heavily (and heavy handedly) policed than this

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

Must see action tomorrow night.

toadmeister Toby Young
If any law-abiding citizens in West London are planning to organize tomorrow night to protect their homes and their businesses count me in

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

what form will that take, i wonder.

jed_, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

looool

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm going to try and sleep also -- hi DG btw!

bah except car alarm, they probably just torched another one -- and here's the helicopter back after 3 hours >:[

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

alright mark, glad you and sister are ok

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

square now full of cops and smoke again, car torched and screaming in their path

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its electrics just died: good, time for bed

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

oh jeez. all the best to everyone down there.

jed_, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

didn't want to look at ILX tonight and get drawn into more constant news. Luckily away but all my people are in affected areas. The gf staying with friends on Mare St, pals worried about businesses in lewisham and people living above shops in Brixton and Peckham. Please just stay safe everyone.

owenf, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

shit most of my family lives on and around lower clapton road, i hope everything is cool there

missingNO, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

big outcry to call and reassure family who are either elderly or alone.

owenf, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

Bristol now apparently

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

that's the thing, i hope my nan is cool. there's lots of family nearby but if people are to scared to leave the house or something idk. i live on the other side of the world, just waking up to all this foolishness

xp

missingNO, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

someone I know in London: "The rioting shouldn't affect any games, it's pretty isolated and the police are used to this stuff ... it's in small pockets, all over the place, but it's not like one huge riot" (Sorry for emphasis on football.)

Can it really be called isolated, or is my friend/acquaintance clueless?

boxall, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Think games have already been cancelled.

owenf, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just glad we had enough food in the house tonight! every shop and restaurant around here has been shut since the afternoon - all of well street, mare street, lauriston road. even the reliable turkish supermarket that's open til 2 every morning.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

Linton Kwesi Johnson's "all we doing is defending" is rattling round my brain all day, not sure if it's appropriate.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

Thought this was a very human, decent post on the whole thing:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/davehillblog/2011/aug/08/things-i-believe-about-london-riots

2. Rioting is often described as "mindless." The problem is, it's not. I know why the word is used: it expresses our incredulity and sometimes points to the rioting's counter-productiveness - that's the meaning, I think, that David Lammy deployed when he used "mindless" in his strong and nuanced statement yesterday. But people who riot do have minds, and in these lie the reasons for their rioting.

Those reasons vary, and may be various. They will be bad reasons, even when miserably explicable. But reasons, they are. Call them motives, if you prefer. These may be greed, hatred, a craving for status, for battle and excitement and for an antisocial sort of liberty. Some deep, possibly incoherent rage against authority and a safer, kinder more prosperous world they can't join might be part of this story too. None of this is evidence of mindlessness, and to declare it so is to hide from reality.

Alba, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

watching a street in croydon burn to the ground i kinda feel like i couldn't give less of a fuck about what's in the hearts and minds of these little cunts, i just want to see them get a bloody good hiding

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

No, another hoax (which all my stupid not even in the UK friends are spreading on FB)

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

urgh been on a plane to chicago for the last 10 hours and only just now read loads of panicked emails from friends watching this shit from their windows. stay safe ppl

a fan of the juiceman (tpp), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

nothing happening in manchester thank god, literally quiet as a mouse here in the centre. brief BBC news 24 mention of the city seemed to be based on 'scuffles' reported on twitter. pffft...

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

piersmorgan
What is going on in Britain tonight is a form of terrorism and should be treated as such. #Riots

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

christ

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, i violated my own rules there, but really

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

good luck uk

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

dayo, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iX0up.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/iX0up.jpg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fei9G72dp3KD/610x.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/066Zbor2Yz81y/610x.jpg

don't understand why these guys aren't in riot gear

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

that ends poorly

xp

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

beetles really took a toll

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

i'm serious -- i've either seen like 8 photos of that one charred beetle, or ppl were really taking their anger out on beetles

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah all the photos are of the same 12 places

(you know the two cars with the boy on the bike aren't beetles though, right?)

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't think I'd get emotional over this, but now I'm sobbing. The place where DH2 premiered is now burned to the ground. #PrayForLondon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

Die Hard 2? What?

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

Its a Twitter thing going 'round about where Deathly Hallows 2 premiered.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Also apparently American people on Twitter seem to think there have been loads of deaths, have there been any reported?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

someone posted something upthread about a single death

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

the police shooting someone was the proximate, yes. no deaths in the riots though.

p.s. don't read twitter.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

proximate cause

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_London_riots#Background

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

i was talking about this

A man has been taken to hospital after being shot in the face on a street in Leeds.

Police officers were sent to Saville Place in the Chapeltown area of the city on Monday evening.

A police spokesman said they had few details of the incident but BBC television reporters at the scene said there was a crowd of up to 100 at the scene and some were masked.

A police spokesman confirmed one man had suffered gunshot injuries.

Get the feeling the details might include "We shot him."

― James Mitchell, Monday, August 8, 2011 3:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

but obv it says nothing there about a death

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

oh right. no that's just normal leeds stuff afaict.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

(not a joke)

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-14449656

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

charming

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

The BBC understands the shooting was related to an incident several days ago.

^^^ sounds like code for "this is leeds gangsters shooting each other"

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

crips sausages vs blood sausages

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

stokes croft pretty tame tonight compared to april http://www.flickr.com/photos/marieman/sets/72157627266312481/

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

props darragh

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iX0up.jpg

thought this was walter white at first

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

Turns out my gf and little lad were in the cinema in Harrow watching Harry Potter when they turned the film off and announced they were evacuating the town centre. He was NOT HAPPY.

― JimD, Monday, August 8, 2011 3:20 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

i love this post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

americans following this, you might like to tune in to the top of the hour (i.e. in 25 mins or 1h25) at http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/default.stm.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

significantly less idiotic than bbc news on tv, they tend to get much better interviewees.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

Surprisingly good piece in... the Telegraph?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8630533/Riots-the-underclass-lashes-out.html

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

^ Warning: do not read the comments.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:04 (fourteen years ago)

well that applies to the internet. goes without saying in 2011.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:06 (fourteen years ago)

From The Times:

Dozens of youths laid waste to property hundreds of yards from the Royal London Hospital, Whitechapel, East London, and scuffled with riot police. They threw stones and bricks across the road and smashed in a bus shelter.

The local Sainsbury superstore had been turning customers away as a precaution since about 5pm The nearby Anchor Retail Park, which includes branches of PC World and Halfords, was barricaded by three police vans and policemen with riot shields.

Would hate to be a bus shelter in Whitechapel tonight.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

Very quiet out here this morning, no sign of damage in my walk to the station but apparently the triangle got hit about 230. Heard scooters come past ours around quarter to 2 followed by a bunch more on bikes, the just swePt through quietly and touched nothing, this made it all the more weird. Never known a train so quiet, at least not since 2005.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

mary riddell is the telegraph's token lefty, she used to be an observer columnist. i think that's a great piece though. also important reads -

camila batmanghelidjh in the indy http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/camila-batmanghelidjh-caring-costs-ndash-but-so-do-riots-2333991.html
stafford scott in the grau http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/08/tottenham-riots-not-unexpected
laurie penny finding some form http://pennyred.blogspot.com/2011/08/panic-on-streets-of-london.html

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYuMPw6Yi3k

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

that is fucked

missingNO, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:03 (fourteen years ago)

:(

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:03 (fourteen years ago)

yeah don't watch that, you'll be depressed for days

kinder, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

The guys who nicked his stuff are fairly visible on the footage - you think in the aftermath the cops might go thru all this stuff and arrest people? Like the twat displaying his stolen xbox games? /yeahwishfulthinking

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure they've already done just that

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus, wish I hadn't watched that

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

so do i.

estela, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

Ferdinand, 32, was watching television pictures of the violent scenes on Monday night which saw vehicles and property go up in flames and shops looted, and suggested the Army should be brought in to quell the disorder.

He wrote in three consecutive messages on Twitter: 'The scenes on Sky news right now are shocking..what is this all in aid of?? Innocent peoples (sic) homes + livelihoods have gone up in smoke-why?

'It seems these kids/people have no fear or respect for the police....maybe the army will get that respect??

'And I am not saying bring violence, I am saying the presence of the army may make these kids/people think twice about continuing this??'

Ferdinand's England and Manchester United team-mate Wayne Rooney pleaded for the trouble to stop.
Rooney wrote on Twitter: 'These riots are nuts why would people do this to there (sic) own country. Own city. This is embarrassing for our country. Stop please.'

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

persuasive

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

^ Warning: do not read the comments

Always good advice, though the volume of comments putting this down to a *lack* of guns is kind of funny, except that evidently folk do believe it.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:25 (fourteen years ago)

wait until the poor bald start looting rooney's scalp, then maybe he'll understand

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)

8.14am: This, too, is quite staggering: the Met say all London's police cells are full and suspects are being taken to stations outside the capital (via @SkyNewsBreak)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)

hearing sirens at 8am is pretty weird.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:27 (fourteen years ago)

Helicopter woke me up...they hit Ealing, wtf?

jel --, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

Violence is rarely mindless. The politics of a burning building, a smashed-in shop or a young man shot by police may be obscured even to those who lit the rags or fired the gun, but the politics are there.

yeah this is pretty fucking stupid but idk what i expected going in

quite a lot of violence is mindless

'the politics' are there everywhere if you care to look obviously, but this isn't going to look good when people start getting hurt

Raiding shops for technology and trainers that cost ten times as much as the benefits you’re no longer entitled to is another.

iirc these are schoolkids? ema was meant to fund your studies, not to buy video games </the voice of middle class privilege i guess>

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:36 (fourteen years ago)

Someone, presumably the Turkish guys, set up a barricade with bricks and bottles to use as missiles on the path behind my house. Wondered why it was quieter than usual.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:37 (fourteen years ago)

there's probably more to be said about the science of crowds than the "state of society"...though undoubtedly the latter is what'll be written about.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)

is there any precedent (in the UK or otherwise) for the copycat riots in entirely unrelated cities?

as in, this actually happening on the same day?

'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think France, a couple of years ago.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:03 (fourteen years ago)

any way of telling if more expected today? (i mean in places where it actually has currently ceased

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp The UK in 1981, maybe?

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:04 (fourteen years ago)

any way of telling if more expected today? (i mean in places where it actually has currently ceased

i think the first indications i saw that it'd kick off last night were on the grau live blog in the early afternoon

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:05 (fourteen years ago)

hard to imagine there won't be trouble but i'm guessing the police being on hyper-prepared lockdown mode from the start might count for something today.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:06 (fourteen years ago)

They were pretty well prepared yesterday, i think. They knew things were going to happen in Hackney but were incapable of stopping it.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)

It took nine nights of rioting for the Paris riots in 2005 to spread outside the suburbs, to Lille and Toulouse.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

But lockdown where? Everywhere?

Wouldn't surprise if quieter tonight then bigger again tomorrow but feels unknowable

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:18 (fourteen years ago)

i think 'fuck knows' is the only legit answer at this point. the police can't actually "lock down" a city as big as london, to state the obvious. i doubt it could lock down even borough of it.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:24 (fourteen years ago)

The Times explaining how BlackBerrys work.

Cabinet ministers who have successfully driven through a difficult government Bill, or seen off Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight, will get an immediate "Well done - DC" pinging into their phone. Mr Cameron communicates regularly with George Osborne, Michael Gove and William Hague via text. The Prime Minister and his deputy, Nick Clegg, texted with the intensity of new lovers when they were still in their Ikea-furniture building phase. "It's just too texty," They mope if they fail to get a congratulatory text from the PM the traditionalists on the backbenches used to moan. Boris Johnson was once given an SMS dressing-down after a perceived act of disloyalty. After the Christchurch earthquake, Mr Cameron even tapped out his condolences to his New Zealand counterpart in a text message.

The Prime Minister has two BlackBerrys - a personal one and an official one - so that he can send private notes away from the prying eyes of his civil servants. He is the first resident of No 10 to text. Mr Blair, a technophobe, has only learnt to do so since standing down, and Gordon Brown never texted when he was in Downing Street - he preferred to send e-mails, typed in angry capital letters. The technology did not exist for previous prime ministers.

Wonder how they found out about the Cabinet's mobile phone habits?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:25 (fourteen years ago)

huh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/09/article-2023874-0D5B22A500000578-684_472x498.jpg

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v4pcbiO4flY

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

Any precedent for curfews?

Out of the country right now, it's really hard to follow w/just French TV and scraps of internet. Did they just burn the Greggs on Rye Lane?

stet, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

Pray for rain this evening, and for the rest of the week.

Trudi Styler, the Creator (ithappens), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

This is the shocking moment a young man is apparently forced to hand over all of his clothes after appearing to be stripped naked during lawless riots overnight.

Internet rumours last night claimed that on top of the widespread destruction across London and Birmingham, people were having their clothes removed by looters as police attempted to contain the criminality.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024001/Forced-strip-naked-street-Shocking-scenes-rioters-steal-clothes-rifle-bags-people-make-way-home.html

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:31 (fourteen years ago)

that laurie penny piece upthread pretty dreadful ... penny dreadful!

Tonight, in one of the greatest cities in the world, society is ripping itself apart.

not really

Tonight in London, social order and the rule of law have broken down entirely.

i cycled across the city last night from bethnal green to waterloo and didn't come across anything untoward - so, not entirely, no.

Riots are about power, and they are about catharsis. They are not about poor parenting, or youth services being cut, or any of the other snap explanations that media pundits have been trotting out

except for *my* snap explanations

ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:31 (fourteen years ago)

Pray for rain this evening, and for the rest of the week.

one of the weirder feelings this week was falling asleep early on sunday night, and waking up at 2am to the sounds of sirens and a massive rainstorm, and that being the first time i learned that the riots had spread beyond tottenham. i don't think the rain stopped them then. it does feel totally unknowable at this point.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

Stet, not sure about curfews. As Kevin Maguire just said, how can police who can't stop 1000s rampaging keep 100s of1000s off streets?

Alba, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

e-mail from friend who I will vouch for being generally sober and not too prone to exaggeration

London isnt doing so well. i have no more local stores, everything is burning, and i'm not into it.

not a good time to be white. they are pulling people out of their cars.
um, it was really bad here yesterday.
I live in Peckham.

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

not a good time to be white. they are pulling people out of their cars.

Urgh. With all due respect to your friend but there are plenty of white people involved in this. I suspect that the following days and weeks will be quite a good time to be white (see previous few thousand years also).

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

ned otm

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

Diane Abbott on BBC Breakfast this morning demonstrating how she is not a serious politician by calling for a curfew.

My wife and her mates are the only people I know who have experienced such a thing AFAIK, when they were kids under Martial Law in Poland in the eighties.

It was heartening to hear about the #riotcleanup - not only from the point of view of community spirit in the right direction but also to help silence the "blame the medium" nonsense.

I must admit that the tears started welling up when watching the news yesterday evening. Not sure when the last time I had such an emotional response to something on the news, probably 7/7. I grew up in Edmonton and went to school in Enfield. It was interesting comparing and contrasting the reactions on this thread with those of Facebook friends from school, some of whom have never left the area. Generally their views were far less liberal than what we see on here. How much of that is to do with a uni education and living in different places broadening the mind and how much is to do with having stronger emotional ties to a place if you have never left it I am not entirely sure.

My mother still lives in Edmonton, but she is housebound, suffers from anxiety illness and has carers to look after her. It is possible she has not heard the news; she has completely given up on TV and doesn't get a paper, so it would have to be via the radio which she listens to sometimes or if one of the carers mentioned it.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

yes, I would agree that my friend is almost certainly overreacting a bit and I might have refrained from propagating some fairly loaded terminology

another friend just texted saying 'it's nothing really, just some scummy people going shopping'

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:47 (fourteen years ago)

That doesn't sound like the Peckham I know at all. Pulled from cars, really? Ned OTM also. Xp ah, ok.

Alba: a curfew is p much impossible to enforce in London, I'd think. Piece a few years back from Scottish cops saying their real utility is they let them lift anybody anywhere for anything. (Not sure how good it would be the Met having that ability, mind)

stet, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 08:52 (fourteen years ago)

This isn't much like the London I know at all, but there's a lot of bullshit and misinformation floating about as well. Unless you've seen a video, or something with your own eyes, I'd be inclined to disbelieve it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

Oddly yesterday I didn't feel particularly scared, despite walking through different groups of gangs - mostly because, roman road aside, most were "en route" to somewhere else. Also it felt like all happening at certain flashpoints

I don't know why but I'm more worried about tonight, about it being less concentrated, random groups just wandering around instead of congregating. I'm not saying this is a rational worry, i don't know

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

worried on a personal level, that is

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

It's ok reinforcements are here...

1007: Wiltshire Police are to deploy 25 officers and three armoured vans to London

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

Stet, it was the building next to Greggs (Regen's babyware, it had a pleasingly old-fashioned sign) which was the one which was filmed burning. Looked like Greggs might go too, the last I saw. Couldn't see much of anything this morning, Rye Lane was cordoned off from the south and the buses on diversion around the back way further from your place. Was hearing secondhand stories about people being pulled off their bikes and robbed even this morning, but there was no sign of any trouble. I did my usual commute with a change by Peckham Bus Station and it was all relaxed, though people seemed to be keeping their wits about them a bit more, and (some change, this) no-one seemed to be texting / internetting on smartphones at the bus stop.

The (generally pretty dreadful) East Dulwich Forum was on the receiving end of a lot of twitter exasperation last night, as people took seriously a (presumably) jokey post about someone being worried about their Ocado order making it down Rye Lane, heh. I saw one scary story though, on this page: http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,720583,page=8

<starts>

> I was on a 343 coming back from work earlier this
> evening. At Elephant, the driver said he was
> going to have to divert and go straight to New
> Cross Gate due to riots in Peckham. What he
> didn't say was that he was going to go there via
> Peckham High St.
>
> As soon as we got to the High St, it was obvious
> there was trouble going on, down to the right by
> that burger place there were a load of police vans
> parked up in the road lights flashing and loads of
> people milling around. Unbelievably, the driver
> stopped the bus opposite the bus station and told
> us to get off as he was terminating. Most of us
> were still standing there trying to work out a
> route home when suddenly a mob congealed and
> started smashing in the windows of the big chemist
> on the corner just 20ft away. I still can't quite
> believe TFL would drive passengers into a riot and
> make them get off into it.

<ends>

"The big chemist on the corner" is where I change buses, BTW, there were a crew of friendly Southwark cleaning operatives there this morning, I couldn't see how much damage had been done.

Tim, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:15 (fourteen years ago)

So I ran through the middle of the second picture and the third one on this page just a bit after they were taken last night:

http://trialbyjeory.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/watching-the-looting-in-bow-pictures/

Noticed the pub on the corner of the market was shut but that was about it.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

i awoke this morning to the sound of darcus howe on radio 5 saying britain was like syria

yes, just like syria

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2011/aug/09/london-riots-london

battle of the rio cinema here

surreal

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

Got home from work last night, bus crawling along, pop in to Morrisons for something for my tea that night and the fucker's being shut, Guard: "We have to close for security reasons". Me: "What, you expecting a riot or something?". Tell ya, I felt like having a riot, a riot of my own. No point in even trying Waitrose as they'd all be cowering behind the meat counter. Thankfully corporate monster Tescos was still open. Hurrah!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

i awoke this morning to the sound of darcus howe on radio 5 saying britain was like syria

Morrissey. MIA. Bobby Gillespie. Give me any of them over that idiot.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

I have a feeling more communities and business owners will be out defending today. Still trying to decide if this is communities taking back the streets or vigilantism.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

pecknarm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2011/aug/09/peckham-riots-looted-fireworks-police-video

missingNO, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks, Tim. That sounds better and worse than I imagined, I think.

Chortling here at East Dulwich Forum: "That burger place", indeed. It's a Burger King!

stet, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

I don’t know.

I came out of the house this morning and although I didn’t travel to work through any of the areas affected, I knew there was something different in the air; it wasn’t quite the same place. I remember that feeling before, on the day after 7/7. Unlike the latter this is hard to pin down.

It’s an epic failure, on everybody’s part. London, you should have taken better care of all of us.

Instead the people who are supposed to run London, and Britain, preferred to turn it into an international playboy casino for foreign financiers and wealthy tourists, Dubai-on-Thames. Have you noticed how every weekend it becomes incrementally more difficult to travel into central London? Most of the tube is shut (and what is open is too expensive), while the road closures/endless building works/Olympic “test” events mean that any bus journey takes far too long and drains your enthusiasm for doing anything when, or if, you get there. I don’t think it’s accidental. It would have been easier getting past the Berlin Wall in 1965 than it is getting past Hyde Park Corner most Saturdays. Boris doesn’t want ordinary Londoners in town (unless there to work and feed Mammon); he wants rich tourists who can afford to stay at the Savoy and walk around. So that adds to the alienation. And then you treat the margins of society like infants, alternately insulting them and patronising them, and wonder why they go apeshit when their chance comes.

Now in places it’s everyone for him or herself; the whole machine has broken down and collapsed, there’s nothing effective to replace it and elementalism rules. What examples have they to look to – the crooked banks, the slimy press, the fiddling MPs? – other than to think “well, if they can get away with it…”

This is Third World banana republic standard and it is heartbreaking even to hear of, let alone look at (in many cases I daren’t), places being destroyed which I’ve known for all of the thirty years I’ve been here, places that in some cases aren’t too far away from where we are.

All I know is that I have a wife who’s scared shitless of what might still happen and now I feel enormous guilt for having caused her to come over here in the first place. This isn’t the London I knew, or the Britain in which I was born and grew up. Fuck it, it’s everybody’s fault and I want to be somewhere else right now. Canada, Italy, France; it doesn’t matter. Anywhere but here. And when we get there, I’ll reflect yet again that the only way that humanity is going to survive is for every human being to treat every other human being with basic respect.

This may be incoherent, maudlin and melodramatic but it’s how I feel right now.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

most shocking thing i saw was the imposing police presence going down walworth road.

spent my evening in angel/dalston/stoke newington, but mostly in a big glass fronted restaurant. saw lots of groups of kids out hoping for something to kick off, i guess.

a blacks sports shop had been smashed up a bit on upper street. didn't see one policeman.

atmosphere was v off/quiet everywhere. restaurant staff v on edge, most places closed at 9pm. everyone on the bus reading twitter/facebook/bbc news.

i just find all this pretty sad really, the only thing i can see resulting from this is greater social/economic/race divisions. the number of people saying things like "lock em all up, throw away the key" "bomb all council estates" etc is really just, ugh, sickening :(

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)

Just got back from West Ealing, lots of windows smashed and shops ransacked :( Even charity shops...No police around now, just people taking photos.

Looks like they tried to break into the Probation Centre...

jel --, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:30 (fourteen years ago)

(xp) Yeah, nothing’s going to be improved by going down that road. Politically it will mean a massive swing to the Right, which is just one more irony on the bonfire.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:30 (fourteen years ago)

Just talking to an Ethiopian colleague who was out with some Somali friends last night. They told him "Well, we expect this kind of thing in Mogadishu..."

Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

I have a feeling more communities and business owners will be out defending today. Still trying to decide if this is communities taking back the streets or vigilantism.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 10:25 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

im sure that shopkeepers are awaiting your important verdict on this

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

point is everyone loves those turkish lads now but what happens if they end up killing someone

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

fine w/shopkeepers protecting their property considering the police can't be fucked to do it

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

Tomorrow's England - Holland match cancelled. Saves the influx of 40,000 people extra into London at least.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

it's obvious from the video that the turkish business owners think the police can't or won't defend them so it's a str8 choice between this self-defence or letting their shops get fucked up

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

Allowing that match to go ahead would be sheer insanity, not that there'd be any crowd trouble but the number of police diverted to Wembley would be ridiculous and unnecessary. Doubt any matches will go ahead in London this weekend.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://kenanmalik.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/five-quick-points-about-the-riots/

There is clearly more to the riots than simple random hooliganism. But that does not mean that the riots, as many have claimed, are protests against disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives. In fact, it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

Imagine looters know who to mess with and who not to mess with (xxp) Even morons have a survival instinct

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

This isn't much like the London I know at all, but there's a lot of bullshit and misinformation floating about as well. Unless you've seen a video, or something with your own eyes, I'd be inclined to disbelieve it.

Yeah, this and caek's position on Twitter otm. The temptation is there to scour Twitter for people who are actually there and can post photos of things that are really happening, but it gets p. old once you've seen about three completely false rumours get going off the back of a bunch of chuckleheads abusing the word "apparently"

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

yeah obv no one has any issue with dudes protecting property, i'm just agreeing with ed that there's a line here and people maybe arent considering how near it is to being crossed

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:41 (fourteen years ago)

At the end of February 2010, the MPS employed 52,111 personnel. This included 33,258 sworn police officers, 4,226 Special Constables, 14,332 civilian police staff, and 4,520 non-sworn Police Community Support Officers. This makes it the largest police force in the United Kingdom by a significant margin, and one of the biggest forces in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Police_Service
Some 6,000 police officers tried to maintain order in the capital last night, and Scotland Yard said a total of 13,000 officers would be on duty over the next 24 hours.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/battle-to-restore-calm-after-riots-2334264.html

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

dude on tv just called last night "fairly aggressive late night shopping"

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

can't help but feel the low police presence / no guns / water cannons has been a good thing so far

had police been present around that blacks sports shop in angel, i'd imagine crowds would have gathered until some knobber kicks off then everyone has an excuse to riot, bleugh

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

If Cameron steps up and starts banging on about how Riot Clear-Up is an example of Big Society in action, I might well be tempted to set fire to a few things too.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

"21 July 2011

A new report by Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary suggests that police forces in England and Wales are planning to reduce their workforce by more than 34,000 over the next four years.

The report estimates that by March 2015 there will be 16,200 fewer officers, 1,800 fewer community support officers and 16,100 fewer civilian staff.

Home Office Minister James Brokenshire, said the changes are a "necessary step to deal with the deficit and the very difficult situation the country is faced with."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

xpost jks, bruv.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I'd be very surprised if there aren't mobs wandering around looking to kick shit out of some rioters tonight. In parts of London with a high BNP presence that thought is outright terrifying.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

The people raging against the East Dulwich forum spoof post were pretty hilarious

There were some actual shrill Dulwich types getting melodramatic, someone saying "CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THAT MASS BURGLARIES ARE HAPPENING IN DULWICH" and then when somebody said "no, it's quiet" she said that she'd heard a woman had woken up with someone standing over her in bed while his friends emptied her house or some shit

just real chain e-mail stuff, real greaseball shit

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

yeah obv no one has any issue with dudes protecting property, i'm just agreeing with ed that there's a line here and people maybe arent considering how near it is to being crossed

What I'm getting at. Tempers seem very frayed and the danger of things boiling over and serious injury or worse occurring seems very real.

Also what Matt DC said

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

matt dc. when people are calling for martial law, what's stopping them taking things into their own hands? terrifying.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

would pay to see outraged vigilante shopkeepers batter some of these dickheads

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast has urged the UK government to avoid "harsh confrontation" and exercise restraint when dealing with demonstrators, BBC Monitoring reports.

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

just real chain e-mail stuff, real greaseball shit

alright, I'm having that line from now on

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

You have to wonder what kind of stupidity / bravado lies behind guys trying to break into shops owned, quite often, by PKK refugees. It's not a danger of serious injury if this continues, it's a certainty. What on Kingland High Street could be worth that kind of aggravation?

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

Parliament is being recalled.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Iranian Foreign Ministry be trolling.

Have we had any mention yet of the PIAS warehouse in Enfield being torched? Britain's biggest supplier of independent records burnt to the ground.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

In Crystal Palace, a young guy who works in a popular veggie cafe on the Triangle tweeted that "CP getting smashed up, all cars trashed, now they're attacking Sainsburys". No such thing happened. Apparently, Blockbuster got looted but that was it. I do kinda worry about these fantasists in our midst.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6127/6025260900_f89df83121_z.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Tempers seem very frayed and the danger of things boiling over and serious injury or worse occurring seems very real.

well, yes. i think there is a bigger risk of these little monsters injuring, raping, or killing people than the turks self-pwning themselves into prison tbh.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Pfft - MIA, Bobby Gillespie, Darcis Howe and now Ramin Mehmanparast

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

Darcus Howe still the worst

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

There is clearly more to the riots than simple random hooliganism. But that does not mean that the riots, as many have claimed, are protests against disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives. In fact, it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem.

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 9, 2011

agreeing with this and the other lex posts

roman road seemed normal again this morning (other than zee & co) - wasn't quite sure what to expect tho

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:56 (fourteen years ago)

well, yes. i think there is a bigger risk of these little monsters injuring, raping, or killing people than the turks self-pwning themselves into prison tbh.

Could go either way. The danger would be that one serious injury / death could turn this into inter-community violence on a wider scale.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:56 (fourteen years ago)

warriors basically

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

In Crystal Palace, a young guy who works in a popular veggie cafe on the Triangle tweeted that "CP getting smashed up, all cars trashed, now they're attacking Sainsburys". No such thing happened. Apparently, Blockbuster got looted but that was it. I do kinda worry about these fantasists in our midst.

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:52 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Saw that myself, and when I found out it was cobblers felt like imparting some mob justice of my own on the fool, annoyingly I hate the place anyway so I can't even withdraw my custom.

Spent way too much of the night fretting about all this, not stopped much this morning either, need to stop clicking on sensationalist links to stuff.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

Darcus Howe on BBC News this morning was ridiculous, calling for respect for himself as he attempted to justify the violence against shopkeepers and family homes.

it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem

This is so OTM. I can't sympathise with the violence but I can empathise with the anger.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

Sad, because Howe was a towering figure in his day but the kind of righteous belligerence that was necessary and useful in the 70s and 80s doesn't age well.

Kenan Malik crystallising things elegantly there in lex's post.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah think kenan malik nailed it there

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

though it's depressing as shit

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

the thing i keep finding really weird is people talking about how apolitical the riots are, that they're not *really* a response to class and race inequality but instead just kids having fun and thuggish opportunism. as if the these two things can ever be entirely divorced from each other. as if the thrill of a riot has nothing to do with the excitement of at least temporarily suspending the usual weighting of power. i mean something has to fuel disobedience and why shouldnt it be as crass and opportunistic as the looting committed on a larger scale through cuts and recapitalisation? obviously these aren't solemn and high minded acts, but i don't think anybody can really claim any sort of high ground in relation to this shit. people are angry and powerless and they feel entitled to the shit everyone else has, i mean this sort of restless selfish energy is supposed to be what drives economies right? just so we're clear i dont mean this by way of an apology or valorisation of mayhem: there has been some pretty horrible images and even if nothing really kicked off by me last night, the mood was pretty anxious and there was something dark about seeing all the shutters pulled down on new cross road last night.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

calling for respect for himself

LOL

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago)

Also I am so sick of hearing about how the Prime Minister has cut his holiday - he's the Prime Minister, he doesn't get a holiday when the country is going up in flames. "Shit must be serious, Cameron can't play tennis!" it would drive me to protest.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think anybody can really claim any sort of high ground in relation to this shit. people are angry and powerless and they feel entitled to the shit everyone else has

this is moronic -- the shit everyone else has? what is that?

they go about this by burning down people's homes

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i mean, it is moronic

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

Let them eat cake etc

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

not really denying that its dumb as shit

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

Kinda feel sick as Cameron says "you are ruining your own lives", I thought thats what the current Government's job was

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

thursday's parliament debate will just consist of MP's trying to one-up themselves on levels of condemnation. Pretty weak that DC didn't take any questions there.

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

hey dave there was no point in you speaking to the rioters there, they weren't, and haven't ever been, listening to you

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

gonna bus in some more officers to stand around and do nothing, great work 'COBRA'

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

We're All In This Together (ruining lives)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

In fact, it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem. Disengaged not just from the political process (largely because politicians, especially those on the left, have disengaged from them), there is a generation (in fact more than a generation) with no focus for their anger and resentment, no sense that they can change society and no reason to feel responsible for the consequences of their actions.

this is the most otm part i of that post upthread but i just mean that this anger doesn't just appear out of nowhere and even "mindless" destruction has a context even if the relationship between this and say cuts is not a specifically articulated response but it is a consequence of class inequality etc.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

"entitled to the shit everyone else has"

the shit they already have!!! kind of seemed like there were a lot of kids with trainers and blackberrys stealing more trainers and blackberrys.

oh here's Cameron, as if this couldn't get any more depressing we get reminded who is in charge...

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i mean, it is moronic

― ℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:05 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

nah i mean to clarify: saying no-one has the moral high ground is moronic. i don't have it because i live a life of extraordinary pampered luxury (though i don't have a smart phone: thanks capitalism, that university degree really paid off), but i think the people whose neighbourhoods are getting fucked up, and whose kids have to go to school with these tykes, have the moral high ground.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost trouble in brick lane, DG?

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize
I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops
Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot

So I've come for my award, I've come for my award
I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I've come for my award

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies' size?
There's a few more round the back
I stole them from your shop
We've got no more in silver, that's all that you'd got

So I've come for my award, I've come for my award
I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I've come for my award

I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye
A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky
But they didn't see me pinch them from underneath their eyes

So I've come for my award, I've come for my award
I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I've come for my award
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Yes, I've come for my award

Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot
Video, compact disc, there's nothing we forgot
Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot
I've come for my Award

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

eh ken?

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

obviously these aren't solemn and high minded acts, but i don't think anybody can really claim any sort of high ground in relation to this shit. people are angry and powerless and they feel entitled to the shit everyone else has, i mean this sort of restless selfish energy is supposed to be what drives economies right?

Yeah, I'm with history ℗⎣▲✘ (ico) - this is an idiotic claim.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

many many x-posts and directed to no one

I've had a rough night and I'm pretty much losing my temper with ppl on twitter calling for the army to be sent in and retweeting that facile, inane "omg, ppl in Greece riot for justice, ppl in London riot for phones" commentary. The reactions to this really seems to bring out the reactionary cores in ppl.

Streatham was mostly just a corridor last night of squadrons of riot police vans racing back and forth between Croydon and Brixton. Streatham Vale got hit pretty badly, there were rumours that the common was on fire, because there was a heavy chemical burning smell and smoke billowing up the hill but it was hard to tell if it was coming from Croydon or more locally. But the petrol station next to the common definitely got looted, and there were rumours that the attackers were trying to set it on fire (um? Darwin awards, anyone? If that had gone up... sheesh. Doesn't bear thinking about.)

I was woken at 3am by someone - two very drunken, or perhaps drugged men, as the only inteligble word was "needles"?) shouting outside my windows. It sounded to me like one of them had injured their hand, but it's one of those situations where your first thought is "call the police..." followed by !!!!!! there are no police. It's terrifying because I'm on the ground floor in a former shop with giant shop windows in my bedroom looking out to the street. I turned on the lights and made a big noise until they moved on but christ.

I got off lightly. Friend of mine lives down by the common had her flat's outer hallway invaded by the people who were larking about on the common trying to set fire to petrol stations. They called the police and were told 'london is destroying itself, we've never seen anything like it, stay in there's no one to come' - so this is the fear, not even looting but small scale terror.

So I slept with my mother's walking stick in my hand last night, but the outright GLEE with which I'm seeing ppl I thought were reasonable (most of whom live nowhere near the affected areas) cheering on vigilante action - that almost worries me as much as {looters/random junkies/whoever they were} congregating on my windowsill.

I dunno, sorry for rambling, I had little sleep last night and I'm confused and tired.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

There is clearly more to the riots than simple random hooliganism. But that does not mean that the riots, as many have claimed, are protests against disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives. In fact, it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem.

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 9, 2011

OTM

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

got nothing to add that people havent said already.

this is otm:
"In fact, it’s precisely because of disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives that these are not ‘protests’ in any meaningful sense, but a mixture of incoherent rage, gang thuggery and teenage mayhem. Disengaged not just from the political process (largely because politicians, especially those on the left, have disengaged from them), there is a generation (in fact more than a generation) with no focus for their anger and resentment, no sense that they can change society and no reason to feel responsible for the consequences of their actions."

just depressing really. also depressing that no one seems to be saying this on TV reports. but how can you empathise with people who are just destructing everything so mindlessly? (and yes im using that word, cos it fits). these kids even attack firemen trying to put fires out. i mean, its hard to be on their side. tired of thinking about this now. im conflicted between empathy and condemnation. fine if you want to loot but setting fire to peoples homes is just not on, sorry.

glad that asian and turkish shopkeepers got the bats out in east london. good on them.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh it was a ref to cobra.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

im conflicted between empathy and condemnation

it's not either/or?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

I guess it takes something close to home to make me really take notice, but the news that the PIAS Enfield Distribution Centre suffered a serious fire last night is a sad blow in my world & for all UK independent music.

just call me brian (krakow), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

these kids even attack firemen trying to put fires out.

This always happens in these situations

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

christ, if "disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives" were good reasons to burn stuff ilx would be a towering inferno

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

"it's not either/or?"

well its both really, yeah, but i dunno, i just cant sympathise with what theyre doing. theres no value in it except 'look at me'/'i dont give a fuck'.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

but why don't they give a fuck?

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

reply to KDT: shit, no, you're entitled to ramble after going through all that. And you are so right about the tweets calling for the army or making inappropriate comparisons with events overseas.

People are using the terms 'moronic' and 'mindless' when more appropriate terms would be 'impulsive' and 'hasty', right? This applies both to incendiary tweets and literal incendiary action on the streets.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

christ, if "disenfranchisement, social exclusion and wasted lives" were good reasons to burn stuff ilx would be a towering inferno

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:30 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol. but he's not saying these are reasons for the burning and pillage. he's saying the burning and pillage are symptoms of these things.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

Glad I don't "tweet"

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

i think maybe i'm not explaining myself well at all, mainly because its hard to know how to feel about shit like this. its really a minor point, just that there seems to be this general attempt in the media to dismiss any relationship between social context and this violence. all i really wanted to say, though admittedly poorly is that there *is* one even if it isn't one that can be linearly articulated. i think people are really disgusted with seeing how much these kids are like enjoying themselves, which is pretty understandable, especially considering these riots have largely stayed within the boundaries of the poor areas where they have ignited. all i mean is that the motivations and means may be ugly but they *make sense* just because they're not coherent doesn't mean they do not have some relationship with larger social factors. i think a lot of rhetoric has tried to paint them as *completely* random, an outpouring of alien aggression that has nothing to do with larger social forces. I just dont think that's true. that shouldnt take away from the fact that the primary victims are the people burnt out of their homes, the shopkeepers who've have their businesses trashed to shit at all. its not meant as an excuse but i don't like the implications of these disavowals along with calls for curfews and the general demonisation of the people who live in these areas and that is a p worrying response for me.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

People are using the terms 'moronic' and 'mindless' when more appropriate terms would be 'impulsive' and 'hasty', right? This applies both to incendiary tweets and literal incendiary action on the streets.

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:32 AM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

im going to go all-out mad mel here and say no, it is not 'over-hasty' to go out looting

i think a lot of rhetoric has tried to paint them as *completely* random, an outpouring of alien aggression that has nothing to do with larger social forces.

ya obvi

i think it's only tory politicians who call it random though? i get all my news and views from ilx

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

"but why don't they give a fuck?"

how about you give it a bit of thought while your flat is burning

i think lex and plaxico already articulated it well

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

"A Libyan TV presenter who claims he can talk to spirits and mobilize them in support of Colonel Gaddafi, says Libya was "proud" of the rioters in England. Speaking in English on state-run Al-Jamahiriyah TV, Yusuf Shakir said people in Libya would hold a demonstration to show their solidarity. "We support you black power in Tottenham," he said."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

would pay to see outraged vigilante shopkeepers batter some of these dickheads

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 9:48 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

glad that asian and turkish shopkeepers got the bats out in east london. good on them.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 10:23 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Well I'm not, unless you actually want to see people dead, which so far, thank fuck, has been avoided. There's a serious principle at risk here and May is actually right (up to a point). Britain is policed (generally) in a way almost unknown outside of this country and this system has worked for 99% of the population, 99% of the time. Vigilantism, water cannons, martial law, routinely armed police are not part of that system, and when these things have been used it didn't work very well.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sorry i didn't realise your flat was burning.

people don't go out destroying things they have (at least, they feel they have) a stake in. people go against "the state"/"the system" because they don't realise/aren't made to feel they're part of it?

do people don't give a fuck because they feel they have nothing to lose?

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

if the police won't protect people, people have to protect themselves, not difficult eh xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol. but he's not saying these are reasons for the burning and pillage. he's saying the burning and pillage are symptoms of these things

Hmm, when "symptoms" arise from an illness, the illness is usually the "reason" for the symptoms. You're clearly being tautalogous.

Zuleika, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

well what do you want them to do? just stand by while people batter their shops down? people even in mosques were targeted and thats a place of worship. if the police cant/arent taking action, then someone has to if they feel they need to protect their homes/shops.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72TopWbXJg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:42 (fourteen years ago)

"do people don't give a fuck because they feel they have nothing to lose?"

well obv

they dont have any hope for anything, no logic, no optimism, no hope in anything, its just complete and utter nihilism, so they dont care about anything and have no clue about how anything they do might affect someone else, or they just dont care about how they might affect someone else

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Totally. Of course there's sociopolitical context, of course they're not random but to say nobody can take the moral high ground here is nonsense. Let's not forget that the majority of poor, deprived, alienated Londoners aren't doing this shit. It's a choice. I'm quite happy to spread the blame around. Blame the police, blame the bankers,
blame the cuts, blame capitalism, blame the media but try to save a bit of blame for the people looting and setting fire to shit.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, the police did not do their job last night.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

people don't go out destroying things they have (at least, they feel they have) a stake in. people go against "the state"/"the system" because they don't realise/aren't made to feel they're part of it?

im pretty sure they want and have a stake in the state? youth centres, ema, etc? idk. throw a rock anywhere and you will hit "the system" though.

Hmm, when "symptoms" arise from an illness, the illness is usually the "reason" for the symptoms. You're clearly being tautalogous.

― Zuleika, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:41 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark

different kind of reason innit. think this is a nihilistic, consumerist society producing nihilistic, consumerist kids. or i do in bleaker moments.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

My response to Turkish shopkeepers is not so much a gleeful "good on you" as a terrified "jesus christ has it come to this".

And I'm saying that as someone who had yobs on my doorstep last night. It is *incredibly* difficult.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

Dan Snow ftw:I have just apprehended a rioter!

I met him once, he's a big bugger. I'm 6'2 and felt dwarfed in his presence. Rioter dude didn't stand a chance.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

Multiple xposts

I don't generally watch tv news, but got sucked into the rolling BBC coverage and was kind of gobsmacked at how the anchors were pushing their interviewees into calling for authoritarian smackdown, calling for troops, watercannons, etc.

Depressing thing is I can't imagine any feasible policy intervention that could make this situation any better. It's hard not to see ever-increasing inequality, ever-more hardened criminal subcultures, ever-more "robust" policing. Not just UK end of series, this feels like some extended Neoliberalism finale.

Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

"Let's not forget that the majority of poor, deprived, alienated Londoners aren't doing this shit. It's a choice. I'm quite happy to spread the blame around. Blame the police, blame the bankers, blame the cuts, blame capitalism, blame the media but try to save a bit of blame for the people looting and setting fire to shit."

bang on.

im just finding it hard to go 100% liberal with this.

the attempt at interviewing darcus howe on bbc this morning was fucking shameful. they asked 'you rioted didnt you'. no attempt at all to see things from a diff angle. why bother interviewing him?

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

i would say it's neoliberalism's pilot ep tbh

xpost

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

twitter.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

why bother interviewing him?

question that is always relevant

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

posted this on ILM but might be worth posting here -

http://www.theartsdesk.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=4287%3Alondon-riots-rap-grime&Itemid=29

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://subvertcentral.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56771&page=1

My girlfriend and I lived above the carpet shop on Tottenham High Road you can see on the news.
Despite what you may have read/seen - the emergency service response was non-existent, the mob was pushed up the High Road, ransacked the building at 2am, and set it on fire whilst we were all shouting at them from the windows and balconies to leave us alone.
No ambulance, no police - who just stood 40 yards up the road watching; no fire brigade... just 26 families sacrificed to the mob.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)

ah, good old joe "clue's in the name" muggs.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

Tell you what: as someone kept awake half the night just by noises right outside my window -- helicopters, explosions, shouting -- and by the smell of burning cars 150 yards away, I am way too tired and shaken even to do my normal job (routine proofing), let alone actually work out coolly where I stand and what I think any more. And I imagine lots of others are way more shaken and way more exhausted, and have -- a lot more urgently -- to make much bigger decisions (all I'm doing is thinking about staying with a friend for a couple of nights). So everyone high and low, left right and centre, is going to be talking total c0ck for days.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

not normally that into muggs as a writer - seems like hed be better off writing press releases, but that piece is a worthwhile read.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

DL otm (many xp's).

This isn't an outpouring of anguish by communities that have been let down by the state, it is an attack on those very communities by opportunistic/frenzied bullies, who realise that by all engaging in petty crime at the same time in large groups, they are able to avoid capture and are given free reign to engage in more serious crime (arson, etc) in the process.

I don't doubt that many of the perpetrators face very difficult lives, but they don't give a shit about other people in similar situations to themselves, living on the same streets, who they are deliberately and delightedly piling fresh misery onto.

Fuck these cunts, basically.

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

There appear to be a shitload of opportunistic/frenzied bullies around

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well yeah, because there was a pretty heavily publicised opportunity last night

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

for a riot that was set off by protests over police brutality, its somewhat ironic that the police are now being criticised for either being soft or simply inept

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Mark S, <3, please stay safe.

I am trying very hard not to errupt into a giant argument at work over this, and I should probably stop reading this thread.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

Teacher friend in Edmonton teaches pretty much exclusively disadvantaged kids and heard that only about 20 were involved in looting - the same ones that act like cunts to their teachers and fellow pupils all year round. My neighbourhood of Finsbury Park has huge estates and massive poverty and didn't riot. I think it's the job of the left to remember them as well and not pretend that scattered criminality is the same as community upheaval, otherwise it's an insult to everyone who suffers the same deprivations and declines to take the opportunity to burn down a shop or mug an injured stranger.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly. It's not a load of previously mild-mannered kids going crazy, it's people who already doing shit like this, just doing it all at once.

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

who ARE already

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

lot of chattering commentators like the angle of 'disenfranchised youth' en masse though.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

And you don't stop to think about why "those people" do "shit like this" you just shrug your shoulders and write it off to inborn criminality or something?

x-post

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

ppl on lbc are talking about how these kids see no effects to their crimes, as in, they dont see any diff between being on the streets or going to jail (and jail at least comes with certain warped prestige), and arent scared of going to jail and dont think they will be punished either, if thats the case, then how bad can the law/police brutality be?! sort of sarcasm, sort of not.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://catchalooter.tumblr.com/

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:17 (fourteen years ago)

colleague driving down from Liverpool this morning was overtaken by three "armoured cars" (presumably the things we saw for the first time on Sunday night) from the Merseyside force driving at full pelt down the M40.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:17 (fourteen years ago)

dissapointed so many looters dont bring their own bags to be less conspicuous.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

- i wouldn't be surprised if the last two nights weren't largely organized by actual gang members, interested in stealing shit to sell on (and the rest just bandwagoning)

- it is very interesting to me that all of this is property crime. there is (relatively) very, very little personal violence. is is about stealing from and destroying visible recognizable commercial cornerstones in the community.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

dissapointed so many looters dont bring their own bags to be less conspicuous.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:19 PM (1 minute ago)

Extra loyalty card points too.

just call me brian (krakow), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Here's a link to the indie labels affected by the PIAS fire. Trying to encourage everyone I know to buy a digital download from them this week: http://thefourohfive.com/news/article/pias-warehouse-destroyed-in-london-riots-pias-fundraiser-event-details#.TkEL2ed_x-8.twitter

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Very special.

http://twitter.com/#!/itsBARBZbabes

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

the anti-police angle of this seems kinda obscured overall really - the riots are almost a way to humiliate the police, theyre showing the police 'we dont care and were gonna show you you cant control us' as a way to pay them back for years of mistreatment, and thats what theyre doing, theyre winning.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

i love her marketing move of calling her mixtape "kkk" and then pleading for people to retweet a message full of just "kkk" pasted over and over again

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

beginning to suspect this whole episode is a viral ad campaign for this

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

the anti-police angle of this seems kinda obscured overall really - the riots are almost a way to humiliate the police

This seems much closer to the truth than a lot of the chattering explanations am seeing elsewhere

stet, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

KDT (a million xp's): Not at all, I'm not sure where I suggested any kind of 'inborn criminality', I apologise if I am coming across a little rabidly...

There are huge numbers of reasons why kids end up doing "shit like this". I grew up and went to school in a fairly deprived area and have seen all sorts of people go down that road, but equally I know loads of people born into/raised in extremely difficuly/unfair circumstances who have never resorted to bullying/violence/intimidation/theft.

Of course I realise that just shrugging ones shoulders is wilfully ignorant and changes nothing, and that is not what I am doing, but these people are doing something which I cannot excuse.

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

poor BARBZ's twitter account has disappeared

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

her last tweet that i saw was a rather pathetic "i know what i did was wrong now"

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

What time did the riots start yesterday? I can't find it back precisely. Around 5pm, 6pm?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

earlier i think, def before people left work. 4pm in hackney?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

My (obviously EXTREMELY anecdatal) perspective, from just one night in just one square, clashes quite a lot with the info -- not to mention the garbage -- flooding in from elsewhere. I felt and saw no threat at all from rioters towards local passersby (as distinct from journalists etc, though this I only read about): cars (burning or otherwise) were being used primarily as material for barriers; shops were very selectively targeted; the primary driving object seemed to be battling with the police, humiliating them, outmanoeuvring them, defending territory won against them.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

The gathering started around 3, but the arrest that sparked things in Hackney Central -- or was treated as the spark -- was around 4.15.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I think Hackney was first, you're right

xp to lex

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. there were live helicopter shots of hackney central around 4pm and my colleagues were pointing at them and going "have fun getting home" and i was like "whatever, nothing's happening" and then some guys started smashing in the ladbroke's on mare street LIVE on tv.

the endless loops of fire last night were totally numbing and hurt my brain. newsnight panel was dire but at least it was a respite from just endlessly repeating the same footage. especially confusing was when the footage was from say, tottenham two nights ago but the voice on the wire was describing events in hackney happening as she spoke.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

3.30 or 4 in hackney i think

Bethnal Green was more like 6.30? but didn't seem to be big enough to put off going there at that point, so not sure

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

poor BARBZ was also screencapped by my bro and sent to that blog up there ^^^

hackney ruckus started after 4, was watching it on teh bbc

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

xp Interesting, mark s. That aspect has been underreported.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

it is very interesting to me that all of this is property crime. there is (relatively) very, very little personal violence

Was glad of this, walking home fairly pissed at 12.30am last night

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

agreed with the genral anti-police thrust of things. walking up mare street around 7pm last nite, every time a police van drove by - which meant every few minutes - groups of kids would jeer at them and flick the Vs, almost like they were trying to attract their attention

on a certain level i sympathize with the police's predicament in many of these areas, in that if they'd laid a finger on anyone they'd have been immediately swamped and set upon. lots of people justifiably saying "why don't the police stop them" but when there are only 10-20 police vs 200 young people with something to prove, any tiny affront can v v quickly get out of hand

post i came out of the tube at bethnal green at 6:45 and it was fine

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

post i came out of the tube at bethnal green at 6:45 and it was fine

― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Yeah i started hearing stuff about BG around 7pm but it didn't seem like much, got there at 7.45ish and it was very much a different story

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

went to catch a train from hackney downs at c. 1630 yesterday we noticed from the platform helicopters in the direction of hackney central/mare street but hadn't seen a telly and had no hint of anything earlier

conrad, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

stan collymore's going down the bullring to help clean up

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

Best one yet...

1245: BBC Monitoring Russian TV channel Rossiya 24 says parts of London resembled a "battlefield". Citing Twitter, the Rossiya 24 correspondent claims animals had been released from London Zoo and lions and tigers could now be heard roaring on the streets. This is wearily contradicted by the Zoo's press officer. "It's been very quiet," she tells us.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

The guy shot in Croydon last night has died.

Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

Best one yet...

1245: BBC Monitoring Russian TV channel Rossiya 24 says parts of London resembled a "battlefield". Citing Twitter, the Rossiya 24 correspondent claims animals had been released from London Zoo and lions and tigers could now be heard roaring on the streets. This is wearily contradicted by the Zoo's press officer. "It's been very quiet," she tells us.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Let's not give Theresa May any ideas eh?

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

Coworkers (in Camberwell) saying something kicking off in Walworth. Southwark Council staff are being sent home at 3pm today

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

Doesn't she want only harsh language used to control the crowds?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

Oh no:

Rebecca_Omonira R Omonira-Oyekanmi
Just spoke to Diane Abbott outside Hackney town hall. It's been evacuated. Gang of youths gathering in nearby London fields. #londonriots
12 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Rebecca_Omonira R Omonira-Oyekanmi
Council workers all going home in Hackney. Libray shutting. Hope things don't escalate. #londonriots
11 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

I bet that zoo press officer was fielding tiger calls all night.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://audioboo.fm/boos/434411-leana-hosea-speaks-to-croydon-looters-on-bbcworldservice

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

Naive question, but while I know they're not at all related, were these current riots at all primed by the austerity measures unrest a few weeks ago? Like, between riots, were people still agitated and roiled?

My friend in or around London said he was woken up two nights ago to the sounds of what he thought was an outdoor street fest until he realized this had spread to 10 minutes down the street from his flat. He (American) had initially likened this to Rodney King but isolated to one neighborhood, but obviously it's not localized anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

ha "the rich people"? this is like "i'm getting my taxes back"

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing it'll be quiet tonight, lots of basmati rice to eat, clothes to try on and games to play.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

"it's the government's fault, conservatives, whoever it is"
"that's what it's all about, showing the police we can do what we want, and now we have"
"it's the rich people, the people who have got businesses"

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

like...to them the people who own cornershops are the "rich people"?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

Naive question, but while I know they're not at all related, were these current riots at all primed by the austerity measures unrest a few weeks ago?

it's part of the background but it seems to be much more about the police

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

fancy dress shop-owning plutocrats deserve all they get presumably

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

People who have got businesses are those that probably got loans to start a business and don't actually make that much of a living.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

"showing the police we can do what we want"
Sums it up!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

"like...to them the people who own cornershops are the "rich people"?"

yeah those 5p markups from selling papers make millions

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)

My pal: "so let's just say the evening hasn't been smashing with my daughter being inconsolable and there being rioting in my neighbourhood... well, i guess TECHNICALLY it's been "smashing" just not the kind i would hope for."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

BBC staff actually looking forward to the move to Salford now.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

like...to them the people who own cornershops are the "rich people"?

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:01 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fucking expensive mark-ups on red bull and topic bars makes me say yes

/english markers post

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

OK, talk of Crystal Palace high street being evacuated and I'm over here in Chiswick, fuck fuck fuck

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

christ the kids on that world service thing... presumably provocateurs, set up by the right-wing press

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

xp re Salford, there are legit questions as to whether this is going to prompt a reversal of the middle-class influx to Hackney, Tottenham, etc, and what effect that's going to have on the communities in question.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

Rebecca_Omonira R Omonira-Oyekanmi
Well at the moment London Fields quiet with families and locals enjoying sun
5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

i thought there was some violence in salford last night too?

thomp, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing beyond the usual levels afaik

oppet, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

iirc the conclusion was there's always violence in Salford xp

'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

Not to this kind of level though.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

Link to austerity protests? I don't think so, it's two totally different groups of people afaict. Those with vaguely political consciousness/dependence then, poor locals now. The obvious link is that austerity means cutbacks in public services including enforcement of law & order.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

Riot cops outside my work, we're being sent home

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

where are you MPx?

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

Camberwell/Peckham

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Miliband and Harriet Harman were in Peckham, I think probably went to the town hall or one of the council buildings near me after speaking to pissed off residents, which might explain the heavy police presence

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

good luck getting home...

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

Cheers, gonna have a leisurely jog down Camberwell Grove I think

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

doofus "friend" linked to this on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Petition-to-get-the-Army-in-to-sort-this-mess-out/234774236562030
"send in the army" the first response of ignorant armchair generals everywhere

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

armchair sociologists more tedious right now imho

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

Don't know whether to trust twitter right now - whats happening on mare st/lfields?

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

basically rmde @ anyone with an armchair

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

The power of facebook!
Why don't they organise a big dance to stop the rioters, everyone can join in and the police will dance the dance of peace with the looters.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

Susan Perry
Let's get Steven Seagal off channel 5 and stick him on a bus to London...he'll nip this in the bud !!
7 minutes ago

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John McCabe Steven Seagal is an old man
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Susan Perry True, what about Jason Statham then??
A few seconds ago

conrad, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

A lot of mindless classism on my FB feed right now from subset of friends who don't think they have any privilege to examine but in the main, most people 'get it' and aren't using incendiary politician language to describe the rioters.

Until all cops were called back by the PM, many police who'd normally be fine with coming in on their day off made a conscious decision to let their phones ring as a kind of work to rule over proposed cuts to the force.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

it's not generally 'politican' language i'm seeing being used to describe the heroic freedom fighters rioters

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

01.50PM: Not sure if the Sugababes’ online PR is currently high or not, but they have decided to send out the following press release stating that “Tonight the Sugababes will cause a riot of their own!”

“Despite London’s chaos the girls will strut into the Prince of Wales Theatre in aid of BBC Children in Need in preparation for an upcoming performance.”

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

And on a lighter note: "Citing Twitter, the Rossiya 24 correspondent claims animals had been released from London Zoo and lions and tigers could now be heard roaring on the streets. This is wearily contradicted by the Zoo's press officer. 'It's been very quiet,' she tells us."

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

Just called Natwest for some banking stuff "we have had to evacuate the building, call back later". Had no idea things were this crazy.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

it's spread to mumbai now??

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

ROFL

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Liberal Democrat deputy leader Simon Hughes welcomes the increase in the number of police on London's streets, saying there clearly weren't enough officers last night.

Speaking on the the BBC News Channel, he adds that "youth clubs should not be closing down" and "community sports clubs should be staying open, not closing" in order to help prevent trouble."

You're why they're closing, you cunt

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

w/r/t to the right-wing "send in the army!!!!111" shit i'm seeing...i don't find it depressing, as such. it's wrong-headed but understandable that people think that. you can accept or take in as many of the social factors as you want but on a practical and immediate level that doesn't fix what's actually happening on the streets, and it's horribly obvious that the police can't control the situation. i just hope that a lot of people, the ones i see expressing the most shock, have had their bubble burst a little w/r/t what life is actually like for people outside their privileged existence.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

Just been told we all have to leave work at 2.30 today because of rumours of Thornton Heath/Croydon/Colliers Wood kicking off at 3 :(

Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

also i am starting to fancy paul lewis quite a lot

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

Who's he?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

guardian journalist covering the riots, @paullewis

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think that's going to happen -- partly because i think people do 'get' that life is shitty on the estates, partly because they see teenagers in sportswear with mobile phones and just don't see poverty. and the girls on that radio interview (e.g.) really do not help.

xpost re. people's bubble being burst

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

Oh right, I know who you mean (xxp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

think it's far more likely people are feeling triumphant about having their prejudices confirmed than hand-wringing about 'privilege'

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

it kind of amazes me that people still see mobile phones as luxury items

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

RT @jessiejofficial Im off to the studio. If I cant help physically. Im going to write about it.

It just gets worse.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck these cunts too:

http://i.imgur.com/l8tve.jpgp

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

it kind of amazes me that people still see mobile phones as luxury items

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i'll own to this prejudice i guess, specially blackberries -- kind of depends how much scratch you had as a kid

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

Inevitable that they would be rubbing their hands at all this. Nothing about this isn't utterly depressing and tragic really.

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

A genuinely disinterested question - why would the army backing up the police be a bad thing?

Mark C, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

good summary of the pros and cons of more draconian measures here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14459127

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

specially blackberries

I wouldn't mind one of those myself

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

I think the problem with the army is that the thing they are best as is killing people, which would probably not go down too well.

That said, from their deployment in Northern Ireland they probably do have some experience of cracking heads rather than blasting them open, but I'm not sure what they would really be bringing to the table other than numbers. and there probably would be all kinds of coordination issues in having them and the cops working together.

Also, aren't a lot of squaddies from the same kind of background as the rioters?

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

present-day blackberry <a href="http://urbanmashup.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/the-unlikely-social-network-fuelling-the-tottenham-riots";>demographic</a>

key graf re political economy of the tec = "it’s fast (naturally), it’s virtually free, and unlike Twitter or Facebook, it’s private"

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

sorry for html mess i've been away

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh that BNP screencap is so gross.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

"But, symbolically, to have water cannons on the streets and baton rounds looks like the end of the world."

Burning shops and homes looks just a little bit more like the end of the world though.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

how much of the Army is U.K based at the moment, not including those on leave from the actual war?

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

I think the problem with the army is that the thing they are best as is killing people, which would probably not go down too well.

kinda think anyone bagging a 'rioter' today would get the victoria cross

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

I got a lift home from my boss

No cops outside work anymore, buses running

all the bits of Peckham backstreets, Nunhead and Dulwich we went through were totally chill

12s going the other way still say Oxford Circus as destination so really not sure what the Walworth situation is actually like at this point

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

send price william in on the chopper

max, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe the BNP mean race as in they were racing each other to see who could loot the most?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

yes. Because people committing damage against *property*, they deserve to be killed, and pay with their *life*.

Jesus fucking christ, DG.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

also, it's a really nice day

it's...it's weird

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

Has the Graun live-blog not been updated for anyone else the last 45mins?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

DG is just providing the comedy right wing viewpoint to counterbalance the rest of us, um, using our brains, right?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

re: public mood, 'Karen' and 'lex'

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

Now it's time to blame single mothers and absent fathers:

The commentariat won’t like it, but rioters would not stop in their tracks if their local authority were to reinstate their library. They would, however, feel very differently about life and about themselves if their father were to spend time with them, cheer them on to do better, and warn them about bad friends and dangerous substances.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/cristinaodone/100100154/london-riots-absent-fathers-have-a-lot-to-answer-for/

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

i'll own to this prejudice i guess, specially blackberries -- kind of depends how much scratch you had as a kid

nah when i got my first mobile it was pretty expensive, i thought. they're pretty cheap now though, and i assume i'm not even on the cheapest possible contract

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxpost
People setting fire to properties where there a many flats above with people in you mean.
Do they care if anyone's in those flats and what happens to them?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

DG is just providing the comedy right wing viewpoint to counterbalance the rest of us, um, using our brains, right?

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, this is the high iq thread of the day.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Huh, I had no idea that blackberries had come down that much in price. Thanks for the tip, lex. I'm off to the store.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

jesus can you silly cunts not actually read? i didn't say *I* would have em shot, just that the prevailing mood would be quite keen

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

love the clueless bbc focus on bringing these people to justice - as if prosecuting these rioters is going to solve the long term issues concerning how this situation has come to be in the first place.

historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

I certainly don't think any of these rioters deserve to die, but, otho, as an outside observer horrified by all this, I certainly have no sympathies to anyone that would burn down the homes and businesses of people that have caused them no harm.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

so long as you remember that there's a context, jon/via/chi

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing most of the rioting tonight will be in different places to last night? Everything feels really tense right now, way more so than yesterday.

They're shutting down shops in Greenwich on police advise. Greenwich ffs. What next, gangs of menacing youths outside Kew Gardens?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Paul Lewis on 5Live now

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Boris just got a mild bollocking from Clapham locals on news24, before running off to point at a Pizza Express.

JimD, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpnxh10Vao1r0fubko1_500.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

so long as you remember that there's a context, jon/via/chi

Oh I do understand that, completely, I feel sympathetic because of the undelying symptoms and conditions that led to these events, but I can't reconcile that with condoning the destruction of property.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

I don't have any sympathies to anyone burning down people's houses. But it's stupid to treat all these rioters as the same, some people have one idea and others have different ones - but I'm not horrified about people who took some phones, tvs and smashed up mcdonalds and maplin. good for them.

I think those companies are going to live somehow, they can cope with a few more smashed windows.

historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Guilty lol at 'abigbagofkeys'

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

I was being mildly sarcastic, dawg! xxp

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

^^^re uktesco: this is what comes of allowing large organisations to use first person singular on twitter

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

think those companies are going to live somehow, they can cope with a few more smashed windows.

Er, I think that family that lost the furniture store that has been in their family for generations i suffering a bit more than "a few smashed windows".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

Guilty lol at 'abigbagofkeys'

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 9:47 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

whats it mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

Now fucking seagulls are at it:

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29301_442976909814_310716489814_5773694_3162803_s.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

I think those companies are going to live somehow, they can cope with a few more smashed windows.

They'll cope fine. They might lay off local staff, pull out of troubled areas and put their prices up for people who are struggling to afford the goods in the first place, but the companies will be fine. The areas they're in might not be so lucky.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus Christ people LIVE ABOVE THESE SHOPS ffs.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

whats it mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:49 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

Nah at his tweet I meant, "matey-ing" UKTesco

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh word

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

02.44PM: London mayor Boris Johnson basically getting lynched in Clapham Junction right now. Furious crowd shouting references to Stephen Lawrence, closed community centres. “We want Ken Livingstone.” “What about Mark Duggan.” “You’re racist you need to resign.”

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

1444: Mr Johnson adds: "I just want to say to the people that instigated the violence, to those who have been robbing and stealing that they will be caught, they will be apprehended and they will face punishments that they will bitterly regret."

You're going to regret having a tag on and/or washing a wall with graffiti on.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

wouldn't count on the independent businesses pulling through

^^^comedy right-wing viewpoint presumably

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

Not every shop that has been broken into or looted has been torched. Just saying.

There's a difference between theft or burglary, and arson, which is why they are treated as different crimes.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

The mayor of London is facing a lot of heckling. People are asking where the police were yesterday.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

In these austerity times it's nice that Boris is saving the Labour party the expense of recording their next party political broadcast. They can just show three minutes of him bumbling around this afternoon instead.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

World's gone mad!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/09/article-2024035-0D5DC75200000578-495_964x611.jpg

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

also, it's a really nice day

Yeah, lunch in a nice little park surrounded by lots of shiny young people who work for charities and NGOs was lovely today

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

Go hang out for the day with Stan Collymore, bring your wives and girlfriends:

Ok,going to be by the bull on the bullring at 12:30 if anyone wants to help in any way.If it sets a tone,great,it's the right thing to do.
https://twitter.com/#!/TSCollymore/status/100876022873980928

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Oh fuck, it's the Big Society

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Huh, I had no idea that blackberries had come down that much in price. Thanks for the tip, lex. I'm off to the store.

― kkvgz, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:38 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol me too

anyone know a good lawyer? just in case like

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

OMG, slightly hilarious but o_0 at how twitter amplifies people's fears.

There's been rumours on the streatham hashtag for over 24 hours now, about "mobs" coming over the hill from Brixton. And I made a comment about how I had just read a Du Maurier novel about the French Revolution where ppl were spreading rumours of "brigands! released from the Bastille! coming across country to terrorise you!" for political purposes, and that was what these wildfire rumours of mobs were reminding me of. Followed by "2000 Brigands! Released from the Bastille by rioters! Running down Wellfield Rd to loot Streatham T Mobile!" <- this is what it feels like

And someone totally panick tweeted me wanting to know if it was rumour or truth.

Um.

OK, maybe is not the time to be flippant, at all.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Three people just walked up to the boarded up East Dulwich Tesco, attempted to go in but then stopped at the door when they realised it was some wood instead of a door, stopped and had a think and then started looking through the leftover windows to see if it was open

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

hehe yeah Dulwich is also in a state of semi-imaginary emergency

if the army on the way from Forest Hill does turn up and raze the Lane then uh fair enough I guess

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

FAIR ENOUGH THAT THEY'RE WORRIED, NOT THAT IT'S FAIR ENOUGH TO RAZE LORDSHIP LANE oh god

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

bit bemused by kenan malik's point 4:

We should ignore anyone who talks about what ‘the community’ wants or needs. So called ‘community leaders’ are very much part of the problem.

anyone?

ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Oh wait, these are different rumours. The brigands rioters are now supposedly heading up from Croydon/Thornton Heath, with bricks.

The local newstweeter has just gone bonkers and now just seems to be retweeting any old confirmed rumour.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I was wondering about that. Needs elaboration really. (xpost)

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

I've always been a bit bemused by the term "community leader". Who would they be then?

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

Am hoping reports of "tension" in Walthamstow are just more worriers - it was totally dead last night, nothing going on at all, so am hoping that continues tonight.

Friend at work living in Forest Hill had to get her kid out of nursery earlier. Dunno what is really going on down there.

Operation Pooting (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure the Forest Hill rumours are bollocks. More worried about spillover coming up from Crystal Palace through Sydenham at the moment.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8690855/London-riots-Mark-Duggan-died-from-single-gunshot-to-chest-post-mortem-reveals.html

He died form a single gunshot wound to the chest, a post mortem has found.

The finding comes as the Independent Police Complaints Commission prepares to release further information about his death.

Duggan was killed on Thursday night during a police operation in north London.

He was shot dead by a Scotland Yard firearms officer. Initially it was said that he died following an exchange of fire with officers.

This theory was given credence by the fact that a non-police handgun was discovered at the scene and because a bullet was found lodged in a police officer’s radio.

However, IPCC investigators have spoken to the officers involved in the operation and have received forensic test results on the bullet which hit the police officer.

They have established that the bullet was a police-issue round which went through Duggan’s arm and lodged in another officer’s radio.

thomp, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely getting the impression that a lot of the people reporting incredibly tense atmospheres in places where nothing major has actually happened are projecting a bit, that or I'm autistic and the people I'm walking past walking their dogs in the sun really are bricking it

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14458424

"It's the government's fault."

"I dunno."

thomp, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

These two stories on the incredible burning of the Sony / PIAS warehouse are heartbreaking
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/09/independent-record-labels-stock-london-riots
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/aug/09/british-film-distributors-warehouse-fire

danzig, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

so, the confirmed stuff from Crystal Palace is that everywhere's shut, apart from 2 pubs, which are heaving and doing a roaring trade.... this could get interesting.... No-one's spotted the angry mob bearing torches of flaming morgellons yet though.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

These two stories on the incredible burning of the Sony / PIAS warehouse are heartbreaking
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/09/independent-record-labels-stock-london-riots
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/aug/09/british-film-distributors-warehouse-fire

― danzig, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 3:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

aye. now they're messing with history mayne's money.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

From what I can see the police are telling everyone to basically shut up shop and that's being echo chambered into menacing hoodies hanging round in Crystal Palace/East Dulwich/Oxford Circus/Trumpton.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

1526: Boris Johnson has popped up again in Clapham Junction. He flourishes a broom and promises to help clean up the borough....

...for an hour

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Thankfully my local Turkish/Kurdish shops should be open, I'll try not to say anything to annoy them though, just in case (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

Flaming sirens screaming down Harley St about 10 minutes ago, so I dunno if that's a sign of trouble at Oxford Circus? (I'm really close to there.)

Boss asked if I wanted to go home, but... I dunno! Be nervous here or there?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, I managed to jog past a shop being broken into on Roman Road last night without noticing anything going on.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, I managed to jog past a shop being broken into on Roman Road last night without noticing anything going on.

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011

if you are talking about the one at top of lyall rd/st stephens rd i have no idea how you could not notice this!

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, I managed to jog past a shop being broken into on Roman Road last night without noticing anything going on.

!!!

i've just been to finsbury park, it's entirely normal (as it was last night, i gather), apart from a sign on the little park path i walk along to get there from my house saying it'd be closing at 6pm tonight (rather than dusk).

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

twitter really contradictory and untrustworthy right now though, conflicting reports - jitters to be expected I guess

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

twitter is generally terrible

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

any solidarity amongst ordinary londoners does not extend to tesco employees ceasing to be massive jobsworths when it comes to selling me wine btw

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

twitter has been fantastic for this

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

people who think twitter is terrible are looking at the wrong people's twitters

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

Walked from Stokey to Holloway Road at 12.30 last night, thru the Arsenal ground, heard nary a peep (or a police siren for that matter)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Lex OTM.

It's easy to weed out the omg-panic tweets and stuff from people who are actually saying interesting and trustworthy things.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Uhm, NOT that I want to weed out the latter obv

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Well youse get the ideas

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Computer hackers have defaced the official website of BlackBerry owner Research In Motion, in a retaliatory attack over the company's pledge to assist the police investigation into the London riots.

Our colleague Josh Halliday has more details:

The Inside BlackBerry blog was hacked into on Tuesday afternoon by a group calling themselves TeamPoison. In a statement posted on the BlackBerry website, the hackers said:

Dear RIM;

You Will _NOT_ assist the UK Police because if u do innocent members of the public who were at the wrong place at the wrong time and owned a blackberry will get charged for no reason at all, the Police are looking to arrest as many people as possible to save themselves from embarrassment ... if you do assist the police by giving them chat logs, gps locations, customer information & access to peoples BlackBerryMessengers you will regret it, we have access to your database which includes your employees information; e.g – Addresses, Names, Phone Numbers etc. – now if u assist the police, we _WILL_ make this information public and pass it onto rioters…. do you really want a bunch of angry youths on your employees doorsteps? Think about it…. and don't think that the police will protect your employees, the police can't protect themselves let alone protect others….. if you make the wrong choice your database will be made public, save yourself the embarrassment and make the right choice. don't be a puppet..

p.s – we do not condone in innocent people being attacked in these riots nor do we condone in small businesses being looted, but we are all for the rioters that are engaging in attacks on the police and government…. and before anyone says "the blackberry employees are innocent" no they are not! They are the ones that would be assisting the police.

The hackers said they defaced the website "in response" to this statement made by RIM on Monday: "We feel for those impacted by the riots in London. We have engaged with the authorities to assist in any way we can."

A spokesman for RIM said the firm was looking into the apparent website hack.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

is there video of the boris bumbling? missed it ;_;

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

people who think twitter is terrible are looking at the wrong people's twitters

OTM for every Twitter discussion ever.

SMH at the cheerleading anarchist knobbers who think this is a revolution.

http://london.indymedia.org/articles/9845

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

we do not condone in innocent people being attacked in these riots nor do we condone in small businesses being looted, but we are all for the rioters that are engaging in attacks on the police and government

canny of them to find the government's secret HQ in ealing

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

the police advising businesses to close is kinda like having a curfew without having a curfew, making the streets as empty as possible for tonight

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

^^^seconded re Boris, also Lex, text me as all digits trapped in my old phone until I can stage a nerd intervention.

Spoke to Turkish friend earlier, who was unsurprised that her compatriots were out protecting their shops with Louisville Sluggers as most Turks she knows would dearly love to blat a few hoodies, given an opportunity. Her partner is a West Indian guy so she knows about and dislikes tensions between the groups.

Closed shops = neoliberal curfew.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

neoliberal curfew

im *pretty sure* you'd have shops in any kind of society. violent kids too.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

kinda feel a little like clearing the streets now is only gonna be an encouragement for people to fill them later, creates tension all by itself

then again what else are they supposed to do

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

Closed shops = neoliberal curfew.

LOL?

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Boris heckling is here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14464139

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

people who think twitter is terrible are looking at the wrong people's twitters

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011

This is generally true but I've been following two sets of twitters really - the regular one plus then realtime searches for the local area, the latter is what is more difficult to be sure about

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

wtf @ boris just turning his back the minute people ask vaguely difficult questions

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

I work in the city and we've just been sent this by the police:

There has been widespread media reporting of public disorder that is affecting London and other cities acorss the UK.
You may notice an increase in the number of police officers in your area and this should not be cause for alarm.
You may wish to take the following precautionary measures:
• where possible retail premises should be made as as secure as reasonably possible;
• ensure staff report any suspicious activity to security and / or police;
• consider regular checks of the building and surrounding area;
• identify areas that are vulnerable to forced entry;
• make sure all service doors are kept locked and secure when not in use;
• ensure your CCTV system is fully operational;
• in case of an emergency ensure there is an up to date record of keyholders who can be contacted;
• ensure that your premises are secure and if fitted your alarm systems are fully operational;
• in the event of a non emergency, call the police on the non emergency number 101;
• in the event of an emergency, call 999
You may be aware of reports of proposed or actual acts of criminality being circulated via Twitter, BlackBerry Messaging and other network feeds. The police are monitoring many of these feeds and we would ask you to report on actual sightings of groups congregating or committing acts of criminality.
We would advise you not to intervene in any criminal activity you observe taking place, nor remain in areas where it appears violence may disrupt.
We are grateful for your continued support.

REAL TALK

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

Woefully unprepared as well.

I would assume/prepare for the worst in Bethnal Green frankly, get back early.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

By 'the city' I mean 'The City' not 'the city' as in 'London'

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

FTSE and Dow Jones having a good day. Buy glaziery stocks, I guess.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, "woefully unprepared" was regarding Boris on camera.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

nice misinformation, its 911, not 999!

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

I would assume/prepare for the worst in Bethnal Green frankly, get back early.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, August 9, 2011

whats happening?

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Very quiet in Holborn just now despite reports of possible shit going down in Leather Lane area which is just hype, I guess, for now. I went to the new High Holborn Waitrose to stock up on supplies and the cashier said he hadn't heard of anything dodgy locally and that he lived in Stratford, which was also OK.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

whats happening?

I don't know, that's why I'm talking about assuming/preparing for the worst.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

god that waitrose annoys me. 'Little Waitrose' ffs.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I went in there for the first time. Crap sandwich selection.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I'll stick to the superb Sainsbury's meal deal. The sandwich/baguette/wrap section included in it is unbelievable.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

^ ILX covers the real issues

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

"Little Waitrose" WTF? Give me my John Lewis Food Hall or give me ... oh no, another London thread back on sandwiches again.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

a copper just told my bf that all sainsburys in london have shut. we've run out of teabags:(

danzig, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

Sandwich chat de-activated. Back to the riots.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

we've run out of teabags:(

go with god

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Is it blindly optimistic to hope that after a day of rumour and hysteria nothing much actually happens tonight? What if the initial buzz has faded and the threat of heavier policing acts as a deterrent? There's a huge gap between what's being rumoured and what's actually confirmed so far - this time yesterday Hackney was already in serious trouble.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

xp yeah twitter is abuzz with prayer meetings at the gaumout state theatre here in kilburn

danzig, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14460554

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

Is it blindly optimistic to hope that after a day of rumour and hysteria nothing much actually happens tonight?

Teabag crises averted?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Sainsbury's in Holborn is open. It's probably sensible for everyone working in Central London to stock up before heading out - I'd expect most local food shops to be largely shut up.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw i am already back home, mainly in order to bring groceries to wife/son.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Quide liderally bringing home the bacon

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

xps I like the whole 200 metres from my flat aspect of the Little Waitrose. No dearer than the Waitrose 400 metres away, but with many more red stickers on pizzas so I scored.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

UK trending topics seem to indicate that people can spell Batmanghelidjh but not Theresa

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

people who think twitter is terrible are looking at the wrong people's twitters

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Twitter is terrible and fantastic at the same time.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

Some of the photos of rioters have artistic merit.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpo0f0nEk91r1pwklo1_400.jpg

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Nicely lit I thought.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

525 people arrested. What are they going to do with them all?

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder would that photo be enough for conviction by itself. haven't looked at looters tumblr or whatever it is but what kind of photographic evidence is needed? Entering a premises? Smashing a window?

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

was a bit shocked that of the 38 people processed through the courts already, half of them have been remanded which seems high.

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Swear I just saw Pias victim Rob Da Bank bombing it along Whitechapel Road on a mountain bike.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

was a bit shocked that of the 38 people processed through the courts already, half of them have been remanded which seems high.

yeah, can't think why that might be

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

WOAH

Movers and Shakers in Sports & Leisure

JimD, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Just got into Liverpool for a short break with the family and car park attendant guy says keep away from Liverpool 1 as riot police are massing there, expecting it all to kick off again tonight. Hopefully he's just trying to scare the tourists.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

I like how the tent and the hammock are in there amidst all the beating equipment.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Well baseball is Britain's biggest sport... jeez... xp

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Number 13, kids need sleep after a night of robbin'.

Joking aside, pretty fucked up!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are surprised? really?

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Aren't there shops where they can loot these for free?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Thought everyone in Dalston and Green Lanes already had their bats TBH.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

am i fool if i go for a beer with a mate in soho tonight, thus making my arrival back to bethnal later than necessary? i feel like it'll be grand.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Curiously I seem to remember cricket bats were favoured by shopkeepers/ vigilantes in Egypt (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Well this is a no shit sherlock. Confirmed riot incidents mapped over London's deprivation index.

http://maptube.org/map.aspx?m=ol&s=bBHFGlAlRcsKCSaXwRjAplwcCnYMClA9&k=http://orca.casa.ucl.ac.uk/~ollie/misc/londonriots_verified_20110809_1514.kml

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

'A Hackney local tells BBC 5 Live: "When you've got bankers taking their bonuses and MP's taking money off people like me for their moats, and their chateaus and their castles, this is the result." '

Jesus, a guy claims expenses for having his moat cleaned one time... just let it go

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

And the ducks didn't even like their little house.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

"Their ducks live in better houses than we do."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Is the baseball bat thing partially due to Amazon's 'Movers and Shakers' using percentage change to work out the chart?

Say one person bought a baseball bat last week and now ten people buy them this week, it's a big percentage change but only nine more bats really? It would still be worrying but not as bad as it might first appear.

AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Off dis ting:

We can't do much about it so we'll just get ready and try to do everything as if the game was on," the Everton defender Sylvain Distin said. "It seems unreal. Football right now is not the most important thing. I know the fans expect the season to start but when you see what's happened, it's more important than whether the game's going to be on or not."

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

TAU police heading into Manchester City centre :(
I suppose i'll get a good view of it 21 floors up tomorrow.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpo0y3Qzi61r1qajlo1_500.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Lucozade coloured undies too.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

I actually believed that one for a good 30 seconds. LOL.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

Riot police lining up in Salford

http://yfrog.com/h068ecgj

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

ade wtf

thomp, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

He's feeling a little hoarse (xxxp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

I actually believed that one for a good 30 seconds. LOL.

me too!

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, my brain was forming cogent arguments like "rioting at Hackney City Farm!??!?" until I saw the arm's drop shadow was the wrong colour.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

yes, this is the high iq thread of the day.

― caek, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:37 PM (2 hours ago)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

rudeboys not so rude anymore after prancing with a beautiful thoroughbred pony during impromteau equestrian show at lidl rubble site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKbsdMRqhcI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

He's feeling a Lidl horse

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

actually twitter gets most annoying when the americans wake up and i start seeing the usual music tweets about bands i don't care about as though nothing is out of the ordinary

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

See, it's not just middle-class kids who want a pony ;-).

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

most offices around lambeth north appear to have sent everyone home, inc ours

a bloke on our st he heard they're planning to hit one of the warehouses along our st.

lots of alarms and sirens going off then the ice cream man comes pootling down our st, lol

Crackle Box, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

On BBC website now "Live coverage of England riots will continue shortly"

It's like rain stop play or something!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

lots of alarms and sirens going off then the ice cream man comes pootling down our st, lol

― Crackle Box, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 4:33 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

"When I said that Blackberry would cost you a pony that's not really what I meant, mate."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

in the meantime i have to write

- a clubbing column
- a piece on summer jams

SO NOT IN THE MOOD

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

West Midlands police have confirmed some disorder in Wolverhampton city centre, says Sky's Neal Mann.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

OK so ballistics tests are now back on Duggan's recovered weapon: never fired. Ever.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Like that'll come as a surprise to anyone.

Right off home, to find Morrisons and Waitrose barricaded up, no doubt

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

yeah I work just down from lambeth north tube (xxxxp), our building got cleared at 4pm, took the tube to highbury & islington and it's totally chill here, families playing in the park etc. All the shops on Highbury Barn are shuttered, bar the cheese shop and the pub, oh and the chemist which had its shutters down but a poster on the door saying 'YES WE ARE OPEN BUT NOT TO YOU LOOTING SCUM'.

unsurprising news about the Duggan murder, feel like it's unfortunate to have that story so intertwined with this robbery/arson stuff....

peligro, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

that pony pic is amazing, I wish it was real

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, if I had the choice I would definitely loot a pony rather than protein powder

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

xp The Duggan case looks like a disaster area.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

Sainsbury's still open at Waterloo. A few places shut up shop on The Cut, Anchor and Hope and Costcutter both. Windmill pub has all its windows boarded up, a precautionary measure I think.

ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00jpw7j

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Oops, not what I meant to post

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

OK so ballistics tests are now back on Duggan's recovered weapon: never fired. Ever.

Didn't the cop say yesterday that Duggan never fired and he only shot at him becuase he feared being shot at himself? (Also, wtf about shooting yr colleague in the radio?)

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

^^^the radio-lodged bullet had gone through Duggan's arm before getting stuck there.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Aha!

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Hulk Hogan most sensible commentator I've heard so far.

ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpo5t3LG3e1r1qajlo1_500.png

http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com

Highlight of the day, this.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ya know I always make the point about UK representation being better since the average number of voters per MP is much lower than that of US voters per Representative in Congress but this speaks to a massive lack of legitimacy for these rioting 'kids' and it's so broad as to not only include politicians and cops but local small business owners and even a disregard for the welfare of their neighbors living in flats above the stores they're torching. The general level of nihilism is frightening.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

was duggan's gun pointed or 'holstered'?

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Wait this all started because Hulk Hogan turned on Hacksaw Jim Duggan?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

The general level of nihilism is frightening.

gotta say that if* the choice is between burning shops and kids buying Odd Future records, this is maybe the one time I'm gonna come out in favor of Odd Future

* yes I recognize the mind-boggling amount of heavy lifting done by the word "if" here

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

1752: BBC reporters in Salford say looters are breaking into Bargain Booze and the Money Sho on Hankinson Way. A BBC cameraman has been assaulted.
Looks like manchester's next :(

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

dan, if you're reading, frogbs has your log in info

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

that was even faster than I expected

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

999 new answers lol

'what's puzzling you' is the name of my dog (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

special edish of question time this thurs

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Darcus Howe, MIA, Jessie J and Melanie Phillips

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Walked home via Essex Road. No police, or trouble, anywhere. Unfathomably, the only places that seem to have been hit last night were Love Your Pets and a shop selling chimneys.

There were women on both sides of the road hawking knocked-off gold chains.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

MAN FUCK CHIMNEYS

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

they flue out of the shop

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

here
http://static.flickr.com/38/76551582_42c8a15338.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Serious question. What is the psychology (if that's the word I'm looking for) behind tweeting completely made up shit. I'm following the Leicester timeline on twitter and, even as I was standing next to the quite clearly not on fire John Lewis, I was getting messages that it was being trashed (along with McDonalds/Primark/the railway station/random roads around the city). Despite telling people that I was in the city centre and nothing was happening I was still getting replies like "my uncles in the police and he says it's true so I'll believe him not you" and the like. Is it wish fulfilment, attention seeking, plain out lying for some reason? I'm sure there must be some handy book about this kind of thing, anyone specializing in this area point me in the right direction?

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

lols

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

(=the psychology behind, etc.)

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

Nah a lot of these people are working themselves up into a panic in the process

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

you should tweet pictures of these unaffected areas and tell them to stfu

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

Kinda my thought.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

"SHOPPED! My uncle said it was all destroyer, U R rong!"

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

I looked up "Catford Cat" on Twitter out of curiousity yesterday, and the tweet saying "here is a picture of the Catford Cat it is completely undamaged please retweet" was swamped pretty much immediately by another several hours of "I can't believe they destroyed the Catford Cat!" tweets

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

Big plume of smoke in the east end? Very visible from convent hill at the back of crystal palace.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

wherever you are on the internet there'll be people making shit up, i've never quite worked out why. on the tennis forum i'd frequent people would invent exhibition matches that had obviously never happened. and "promising juniors" from their countries who didn't exist. desire for attention is plausible but like everyone on the internet has that.

anyway a bunch of theories going round as to why the riots won't be as big tonight (if existent at all) - paul lewis on the grau blog http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/aug/09/london-riots-day-four-live-blog#block-87 - but one that hasn't been mentioned is that surely all the rioters will be hungover as fuck tonight

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

Think a lot of it has to do with the thrill, being involved, being listened to, being noticed?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Vicki Young Political correspondent, BBC News Senior Tory MP David Davis calls on the police to stop treating the disorder on the streets as a peaceful demonstration and intervene more quickly to stop rioting and acts of criminality. Speaking on BBC Look North, Mr Davis says the police had been "standing by, presumably under orders," and watching criminal acts happen.

from beeb, someone setting himself up to make hay if/when the government falls?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

It is slowly kicking off in Salford though. About six shops confirmed broken into, some cars on fire, a fire in the library earlier which has been put out now.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

xps Twitter and that are new but people've made up shit forever - when I was at school there were always stories of huge fights, 150mph crashes, overnights in the cells, etc etc that plainly hadn't happened.

xp yeah, being noticed with a bit of wish fulfilment is basically it I think

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Selfridges M&S UGG shops smashed windows, rolex shop targeted too!
Manchester btw.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I guess it's always happened - at school it was always "My Dad, the F1 racing car driver..." but these are grown men and women.

Here's a good example. Someone said McDonalds had been trashed. I had just walked past it and clearly it wasn't so. The police had tweeted that they had been down there and checked there was no damage. The original tweeter replied.

@nedtrifle ive seen a picture

What can you do! Just leave them to it, I guess.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, Twitter just allows you to watch "police have told shopkeepers to shut up early as a precaution" mutate into "police have told shopkeepers to shut up early as a precaution because there's a 100 strong mob on the way from the next town over" mutate into "(town) is on fire! This is crazy #london riots" in real time

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

Mcr UGG shop cleaned out apparently. Harvey Nicks also with windows smashed up. On way home from work lots more young kids out in hoodies, waiting for buses into city centre.

the monstrous beehive got even taller (whatever), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

this was a real problem with bethnal green this evening, didn't know what to believe (tho no one was actually saying things were kicking off they were saying things that made it sound imminent)

I walked a different way, was on roman road and everything seemed fine as far as i could tell (certainly less edge in the air than yesterday at same time)

(but you know, who knows, people interpret signs differently, could have been on a different stretch of the street) - anyway all seems fine in mile end right now thats all i know

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Whatever, you in manchester?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yup, but not in city centre right now.

the monstrous beehive got even taller (whatever), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14458424

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Will be in the city tomorrow for work, i intend to take pictures. Some from city tower if i can see anything.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

Man, I'm totally comfortable in my masculinity and everything, but if I was a lady rioter, I could totally see scooping up some UGGs.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

At least some lols to be had.

@leicsclocktower: RT @thetiffinfoodco: I've just heard the clock tower is on fire in #Leicester. Is this true? < No I am not.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Riess store in manchester looted, they're the only shirts that fit me well, i feel like i'm missing out :(

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

if it was Syria all the rioters would be dead

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

@PaulLewis
#Enfield man in 40s held back by police: "They're rats, they're rats. They mugged my auntie last night."
40 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply

@PaulLewis
#Enfield: 100 white men, 30s-40s, sprinting along Hertford Rd. Shouts of "Get the Pakis."

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

whaaaat

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Manchester's copping for it now :(

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

"Taxpayers could face a £100m bill for the riots in London and across the UK, with police authorities facing the prospect of picking up insurance costs for damage to property across the country."

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe what's happened in london is now being allowed to happen in manchester with hardly any police intervention. I suppose GMP did send 100+ to london to help.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

I guess they would rather rebuild shops than pay for damage to police bodies

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Paul Lewis put a post on the graun liveblog about Enfield now.

Just seen a twitter post about Manchester Plod vans being down in London.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

I find this ... sad.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2011/aug/09/rioters-steal-injured-boy-s-backpack-video

djh, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

Not sad, disgusting!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

is london quiet...everywhere?

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Horrible (re: the video of the kid)

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

guy I know who works in local mcr news and is in contact w/ various colleagues across the city says the agreed consensus is - mostly/entirely kids from salford doing this, selfridges is/was on fire, market street is cordoned off, "some" shops smashed, a fire somewhere in salford, a lidl also on fire, itv news cameraman attacked and the news crew has retreated, someone he knows got his camera nicked, things are quieter than they were a bit earlier.

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

wait aren't they just taking something he stole?

iatee, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

I mean it's in packaging

iatee, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

BBC staff actually looking forward to the move to Salford now.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:09 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

or not, as it might be

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

Things are very quiet in Holborn. Tons of Asian and Somali families in the estates around here, it's Ramadan, and kids are being kept in. However a bunch of cops, maybe 10 (including a Sikh cop in a turban helmet), just headed north up Lamb's Conduit Street for I don't know what.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

st ann's square, manchester -

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=ygklf.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

I spoke to soon xxpost

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

1 copper?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

The kids mugging the injured guy and the two girls out drunk all night on stolen wine telling the journalist they're telling the 'rich' they can do what they want are pretty depressing. Calling petit-bourgeois shop owners rich should make Tories and commies laugh, the former from glee and the latter in derision.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

this is all v tame by london standards but it is weird to see it happening here

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg739/scaled.php?tn=0&server=739&filename=nxqqu.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

Calling petit-bourgeois shop owners rich should make Tories and commies laugh, the former from glee and the latter in derision.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 8:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

SWP's richard seymour, who's a pretty big noise on the british far left, quoted them with approval...

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

fuck's sake SWP

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

is london quiet...everywhere?

A little... too quiet. Seriously, nothing open in Brixton except Weatherspoons when I arrived back - having been sent home early, due to reports of balaclavas and baseball bats in Hoxton. Don't *think* they ever materialised and suspect Lex may have been right about the rioters being too knackered for another night on the rob.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

I think London's quiet yeah? There were loads of police in Forest Hill, an area which managed one solitary broken window last night - I passed I think 12 coppers in the 5min walk from the station. So god knows what the police presence must be like in Hackney or Croydon or Lewisham right now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm worried about the weekend though. Friday and Saturday night could still be nasty.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

fuck's sake SWP

I wouldn't condone it but it would be truer to the Marxist tradition for them to march on Mayfair and start fires than to fuck over their own 'hoods and local shops and show a total lack of real class consciousness.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't be that bothered if the kids trashed

- the olympics site
- george osborne's manor
- news int
- etc

but that's just wishful thinking

i do wonder with the kids who trashed the corner shop in hackney, though -- surely they must be outsiders? who trashes their own corner shop?

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

I just want to buy some food without having to take the bus

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

WTF?

"It's not just youths, there was actually a family drove up in a car and filled up their boot with stuff from Lidl and drove off."

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, there were people out in Tottenham and Wood Green going looting with their mums.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Keep a lookout for ThUGGs.

saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cloudcity.com/store/ImagePath.axd?Path=images/products/images1/d_18373.jpg&NoImageAvailable=1

I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

There were loads of police in Forest Hill, an area which managed one solitary broken window last night - I passed I think 12 coppers in the 5min walk from the station. So god knows what the police presence must be like in Hackney or Croydon or Lewisham right now.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, August 9, 2011

some police on mile end road itself but - again - other than that very little in E3

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

anyone watching the vigilantes being interviewed on sky news right now?

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

blaming the police for "doing nothing as the loony left have tied their hands up with civil liberties etc"

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

and didn't see any in whitechapel at all

post, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone can see anything they want in this - anti-civil liberties, anti-gun control, anti-immigration, pro-class warfare, anti-austerity, etc etc etc. It's just a bunch of kids smashing things up and stealing stuff cos they can and everyone else is doing it.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

well duh yeah it is but the issue is with the "just" in that sentence. that's not, like, a normal state of affairs that you can shrug off as "just" your everyday experience. it's out of the ordinary, it's not "just" anything

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

Obviously the ppl of Britain want to install me as their emperor/pope. I am prepared to make that sacrifice on their behalf.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

more vigilantes on sky now. some sikhs defending their temple in southall and patrolling the streets

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

This seems like what China Mieville was allegorizing in The City & the City:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2011/08/09/james-meek/in-broadway-market/

o. nate, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsS8kTQkjfE

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

that's a thought-provoking article that i instinctively agreed with, that i think does get to something quite important, but...i'm not sure how true it is. idk i don't think it's that simple at all. i keep thinking of exceptions then not being sure they're exceptions. class and background is mostly not so sharply delineated.

xp

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

this made me laugh last night http://lockerz.com/s/127806648

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

daily express headline is a picture of those people with brooms and the headline "SWEEP SCUM OFF THE STREETS"

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

bet michael winner is loving this sort of reaction

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

2150: Rowan Bridge, BBC Radio 5 Live Police have just told me they have dealt with bottles and bricks being thrown in Canning Town, East London. Number of arrests.

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think Meek's article explains everything either - it seems to describe something that is true of pretty much any modern cosmopolitan city. The option to live in a different city from your neighbor is a feature not a bug, as the commenter "dreamofradio" points out. But I guess it's a feature that can cover over a lot of tension beneath the surface.

o. nate, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/63kvp8

kinda feel society let this guy down maybe

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

trouble in Leicester reported now

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/9/1312898565699/A-sign-outside-Finsbury-P-032.jpg

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

how the hell does bbm work btw

is it a chat room #oldmanfailsatcloudcomputing

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

This one seems irresponsible
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16046922.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

even worse
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16046923.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16046926.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

oh britain

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

why do they all say UK or Britain? So far it's England only.

LOL xp

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

cuz on fb:

"Them C**ts running round rioting everywhere, are no better than a bunch of savages,and the Police should come down 'DAMN HARD' on the 'set of arse-oles'."

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

no idea what all the scare quotes are about

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16046927.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

daily star needs to learn about the magic eraser tool, lazy ass 'shoppers

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

who is gonna photoshop that cottage on fire?

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/63g82n/full

life is so painful for this guy he has to travel all the way from fleet to croydon to effing destroy it. perhaps a youth club could have averted this?

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

wow that guy is some linguist

max, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

without an education too, because "dont need 1 im smart as a chimps"

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

That status update could quite easily be,and probably is,a joke.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

what's a 52 inch 3G tv?

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh man did anyone see the interview with one of the rioting kids on sky?

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

police station firebombed in nottingham

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck this government and their plastic bullets for the poor.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

That status update could quite easily be,and probably is,a joke.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 4:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

uh i am related to this person and no, it isn't

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait lol which guy are you talking about

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

wait waht

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

cuz on fb:
"Them C**ts running round rioting everywhere, are no better than a bunch of savages,and the Police should come down 'DAMN HARD' on the 'set of arse-oles'."
― a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 9:12 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is ur cuz whiney y/n

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

tonight's gonna be one to remember

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

no his name is h4rvey

a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

My mum's FB says she wants to move to Israel

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck this government and their plastic bullets for the poor.

― murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

What would you have them do?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

I'd have the police be honest in the first place!

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

good plan

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

not in favour of plastic bullets too much, but 'for the poor'? come on.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

My mum's FB says she wants to move to Israel

The protests there are far more civilized.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

indeed. not that these are 'protests'.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

these are not protests

xp

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously suzy, what would you have the police when it's kicking off like it is?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

but 'for the poor'? come on.

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." - Anatole France

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

re: protests

Yeah, I worded that wrong and the tent protests in Israel are a real protest movement. I should have said 'reaction' to shitty economic circumstances and govmt.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

is this true anyway abt plastic bullets? heard the 'i' is bullshitting

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Newsnight just reported it

Operation Pooting (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

genuinely fucking frightening to be living in the centre of Manchester tonight. heartbreaking and head-spinning and frightening.

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

liam gallaghers boutique has been looted...

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Gove is skirting the issue of plastic bullets on Newsnight atm tho

Operation Pooting (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

gavin esler is so terrible

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

"why haven't you got a handle on the situation yet"

HIYA YOU NEVER DID HAVE A HANDLE ON IT

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faPJx7zmbUk

nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

hey kelvin mackenzie is alive after all

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Instead of rubber bullets, they should use paint balls

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

cozens video is the one i was talking about earlier

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Plastic bullets are regressive and you'd have to be, shall we say, very distant from the people you're going to inflict them on if you choose to use them. Also, I loathe Theresa May (mostly because I can't believe that someone I pwned in debate 10 years ago is now Home Secretary) and this is the product of her tiny mind.

Police corruption and dissembling undermines all of us and creates flashpoints. We're a long way from the beginning of this, but I don't think it would have begun if the public had honesty from its public servants in Tottenham. My uncle was a very clever and honest police detective with no time for racism or kissing the arses of elected officials so I know it is possible to do the job decently. My friends are all collectively doing a SMH over scared acquaintances' sudden transformation into virtual Mail readers and just talking to my neighbours on the way to the shops tonight, dog-walkers who were dismayed to find closed parks, all were disgusted with people in charge who just don't get it.

BTW is it just me or has Michael Gove eaten maybe a few pies in the past month? Is he being fattened up for sacrifice?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

tbf you haven't answered not_goodwin's question

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

fuck plastic bullets i'd be in favour of a real bullet for kelvin mackenzie

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

you live in a bubble, suzy

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

whole lotta hat hangin on "regressive" there xxp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

THERE IS NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND

FUCK YOU

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I have, DG! Besides, I'm not his internet waitress.

Ismael, thanks for coming out of your shell to tell me that. I am suddenly enlightened as to my own isolation and will have to do a rethink because of your clearly superior viewpoint.

Kid on Newsnight, I <3 you: "You can't have a baby without the pregnancy."

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

uhhh that reads oddly in this thread, it was a kelvin mackenzie thing. i am hating him so much

xp

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

sort of feel plastic bullets would escalate shit; otoh the police really dropped the ball last night

it's complicated because the met are bastards, and kinda provided the trigger for this (though shit, not wading into that one), but im not really sure who else is going to tackle the young adults burning down people's homes, workplaces, cars, etc

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

cant believe everyone is passing up an easy NI-related zing on young kelvin here

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

I know there's no more Riot Act but is there any enhancement to the punishment for the other criminal acts these ppl have committed just by way of it being more than simple stealing/arson/looting, etc?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

you'd have to be, shall we say, very distant from the people you're going to inflict them on if you choose to use them

I am very distant from someone who would loot, set fire to something for fun and not think of the consequences.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp Violent Disorder will get you up to ten years in jail.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

2244:

An 18-year-old man has been arrested by Tayside Police in connection with Facebook entries encouraging others to gather in Dundee city centre with weapons to riot. The teenager is due to appear at Dundee Sheriff Court on Wednesday morning.

ffs hope noone is stupid enough to try join in these things

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sposed to be working on Cross St tomorrow and staying in a hotel on Portland St; Manchester people, is this sensible?! I can still cancel but I don't want to be a wuss.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

have the police actually lied about the duggan shooting if that's what you are suggesting suzy?

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

has this been posted already:

http://www.metafilter.com/106361/A-Dark-Day-for-Independent-Music-and-Film

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

""For us, it's devastating ... I'm sure there are labels which aren't insured. I'm sure there will be labels that will go bust." A fire set as part of the ongoing London riots has destroyed the Sony-owned PIAS distribution warehouse, decimating the physical stock of most of the UK's independent music and film labels. Over 150 companies have been affected, including Domino, 4AD, Warp, XL, Rough Trade, Ninja Tune, Soul Jazz, Fat Cat, Chemikal Underground, Rekids, and the DVD labels Arrow Films (whose entire stock has been destroyed) and Masters of Cinema. The warehouse also housed stock for American labels Sub Pop, Drag City, Thrill Jockey and Secretly Canadian and Vice. Everything stored in the 20,000 square meter warehouse has been destroyed."

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

not watching Newsnight but I'd like to put on record how much I dislike kelvin mckenzie.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

i thought e-mili was having an adenoids operation?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol gratuitous beach volleyball shot o_0

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp Violent Disorder will get you up to ten years in jail.

I tell a lie, it's five years.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

shakey there's a separate thread for the CD/DVD thing

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

Suzy - fine, but you might actually want to rethink things like "My friends are all collectively doing a SMH over scared acquaintances' sudden transformation into virtual Mail readers"

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

shakey http://thequietus.com/articles/06731-help-pias-labels-by-buying-today-our-top-twenty

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

*ignores Ismael*

The initial statement given by Tottenham police was inaccurate, favouring the police, and it happens too much for me to be entirely satisfied that it happens by mistake.

Agree with HM but when authority drops the ball, don't give them another tool to fuck up. You do know they really fancy some Tasers, right?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

The initial statement given by Tottenham police was inaccurate, favouring the police, and it happens too much for me to be entirely satisfied that it happens by mistake.

exactly. and they do it every fucking time. i don't think every cop is corrupt/a thug, but they've got big problems. even melanie phillips gets this, as stevie t notes.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

Was that also how you pwned Theresa May xp?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

xp, Difficult to know what they could do about it to change the situation in the short term, though. Would coming out in public and apologising for the fact the initial statement that there was an exchange of fire was wrong make any material difference at this point?

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sposed to be working on Cross St tomorrow and staying in a hotel on Portland St; Manchester people, is this sensible?! I can still cancel but I don't want to be a wuss.

As there has been shit kicking off in both places I don't think anyone could complain too much about you cancelling. I'd prob risk it but then I have nothing to live for.

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

The initial statement given by Tottenham police was inaccurate, favouring the police, and it happens too much for me to be entirely satisfied that it happens by mistake.

Ah, okay right, I'd only seen the bit where the officers involved in the shooting said that they hadn't at any stage claimed that Duggan had fired at them. Presumably it was another police 'source' that claimed this.

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

friend works above Kro and i work in city tower, should have some interesting views tomorrow.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

guessing it'll all be over tomorrow ogmor.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

xp, Difficult to know what they could do about it to change the situation in the short term, though. Would coming out in public and apologising for the fact the initial statement that there was an exchange of fire was wrong make any material difference at this point?

― Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:13 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol no. the thing to do is not lie in the first place.

and probably not shoot people if you can help it.

though this thing isn't really solvable: you'll not get an approximation of the truth for a while, and because of the met's previous, rumours spread. i don't know what the met's procedure is for informing the next of kin, but they seem to have fucked it up, whatever it is.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Ogmore, thanks, I think I'll go; I've got nothing to live for either, now I think on. I realise also that I'm more worried about the emotional impact than I am about getting my laptop stolen; I lived and worked in the town centre for several years and was happy. Them's the streets i call home. The pictures are upsetting enough.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

xp They totally fucked it up, which is why the family and their friends were having a vigil at the station. Victim Support should be in touch on the day for serious incidents. The actual CO19 shooter's account came out yesterday; the 'officers returned fire' thing was the going official story until the Guardian started finding out about the ballistics investigation.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

In terms of favoring police reform, this is a typically feckless and counterproductive way of going about it. Duggan has been largely overshadowed here.

The initial statement given by Tottenham police was inaccurate

Fair enough but Duggan DID have a modified replica handgun, purportedly capable of shooting real bullets and I'm not sure what a cop should do when confronted by someone with a gun. It's already illegal in Britain but even in the US, where it's legal in many States (either open or concealed), the cops are ever so quick to protect their own asses by raining down a hail of bullets on you. I don't doubt that there are issues with police transparency, that there are issues w/community policing, but give an investigation time to proceed... This was all sparked by what happened on Friday (or Sunday) when his family weren't happy with Tottenham police's response to their concerns, right?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

I have given up trying to have a convo about this today with people on either side cos both of them seem to think that believing there are valid reasons for anger behind the riots and that the riots are immoral and deplorable are mutually exclusive thoughts....grr

shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's esp what makes it all so tragic

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

in fairness to the family, one of their members had just been killed, I am pretty sure being happy with anything involving the police was low on the probability scale and shouldn't have been expected of them by any rational observer

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

otm

shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

the met's big problem is that they have no credibility

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

and they are doing nothing to gain any

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

people who think twitter is terrible are looking at the wrong people's twitters

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 3:43 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am just going by the rumours and analysis people have been passing on to this thread. literally all of it has been bullshit. also the declared twitter users on this thread seem a little, um, overtired.

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but Tottenham Police shouldn't be expected to immediately have a perfect account of what happened. That, itself, would be rushing to judgment every bit as bad as the thin-blue-line kind of thing that they do all the time anyway. Any death is a tragedy and if much of this could have been avoided by talking frankly to the family, giving them a line of communication to the police inquiry and keeping them informed, then Tottenham Police have dropped the ball and rather needlessly at that.

xposts

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

plastic bullets would = big mistake IMO.

mmmm, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

Fair enough but Duggan DID have a modified replica handgun, purportedly capable of shooting real bullets and I'm not sure what a cop should do when confronted by someone with a gun. It's already illegal in Britain but even in the US, where it's legal in many States (either open or concealed), the cops are ever so quick to protect their own asses by raining down a hail of bullets on you. I don't doubt that there are issues with police transparency, that there are issues w/community policing, but give an investigation time to proceed... This was all sparked by what happened on Friday (or Sunday) when his family weren't happy with Tottenham police's response to their concerns, right?

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:22 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

i've never had the impression that duggan was an innocent bystander, but this is what i mean by rumours. the met are not trusted for good reason, and so the story that got out on social media was that it was cold-blooded murder by the police. we don't have a reliable full story and won't for a while (lol i mean ever really), but the point is the police are that much hated.

i do think that the non-family protesters i saw interviewed were laying it on a bit, but it isn't my business, and it's irrelevant to the police's ineptitude in not anticipating what followed, or generally doing anything right.

Yeah but Tottenham Police shouldn't be expected to immediately have a perfect account of what happened.

well quite, but they lied.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

otm nrq

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

this could use some subediting but i agree with it, sky completely outclassed the bbc last night -

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/09/london_riots_rolling_news/

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

If guns of any kind are going off (of any kind) in London then MAJOR FUCKING LOCKDOWN. Can't believe people are rationally discussing this as an option. FFS>

mmmm, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

Michael, I'm not asking for a perfect account but I think it's reasonable to demand a first account that is free of embellishment. WRT the gun, all they'll say now is that the weapon was found on Duggan's person (fwiw I don't think it was to hand or they'd say so). They ran tests on it and say it was not fired; I am not sure if the weapon had ever been fired.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

Yep, there was the same rush to get a story out we saw at Stockwell. They must have known it wasn't going to hold up for more than a few days, though. It seems strange to even try it.

The bigger issue isn't the shooting, it's the day-to-day policing.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

but they lied.

I assume you mean the whole bullet in the radio was from Duggan's gun story that flew about at first. Londoners, are you inclined to think this was the shooter playing cya or someone above who thought it better to lie about this? Or could it be that he panicked and then they were stuck with his story? Surely these fools know that in the modern world there WILL be forensics and ballistic tests. Right?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

both of them seem to think that believing there are valid reasons for anger behind the riots and that the riots are immoral and deplorable are mutually exclusive thoughts

Just tweeted (sorry caek) something to this effect 10 minutes ago after watching Newsnight. It's really not hard to accommodate both thoughts.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

NEVER been fired. If ever been pulled? Has this been established?? W/e his family were not informed. If he were white / middle class their would have been normal procedure. The police in that case were wrong.

mmmm, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Before we're too far away from Newsnight, must point out that I wanted to tell Michael Gove to calm down and back away slowly from the Thesaurus for Evil.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think it was to hand or they'd say so

ding ding ding ding

michael i don't know if anyone will ever really know exactly what misunderstanding happened between the police and duggan but like i said, the met have no credibility, people expect the worst from them in situations like this, expect lies, expect a brush-off and received all that with knobs on

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

after last night's miserable newsnight panel i didn't have the stomach for it again tonight. lex otm about how terrible gavin ensler is

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Was this DWB or was there a warrant or serious reason to pull him over (that they've given)?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

cozen, re BBM:

my bro wrote this thing in the telegraph explaining what is "a blackberry" to their readers. toe's the law and order party line of the paper which is him doing his job, but otherwise the blackberry stuff was all news to me. i'm white btw.

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/blackberry/8688651/London-riots-how-BlackBerry-Messenger-has-been-used-to-plan-two-nights-of-looting.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/blackberry/8689313/London-riots-BlackBerry-manufacturer-offers-to-help-police-in-any-way-we-can.html

― caek, Monday, August 8, 2011 7:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he was on PM on R4 tonight too at around 27.5m in here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b0132vkg

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Was this DWB or was there a warrant or serious reason to pull him over (that they've given)?

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:43 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark

not clear, but he was killed by a member of CO19, a 'special' gun unit, so it wasn't random

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

So terrible you've done the old John Peel diss of spelling Esler's surname slightly wrong xp.

It was not DWB, he was being pursued but I'm not sure why. As HM says, CO19 carry guns but most others don't. And obviously 'gun in a sock' = 'concealed weapon' which the police are not saying, either.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Was this DWB or was there a warrant or serious reason to pull him over (that they've given)?

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 10:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Thought that they knew/suspected he had a gun before they pulled him over. Wasn't it a gun crime operation?

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

They were looking for him, iow? They certainly tried to impugn him after his death saying he was connected to a gang, etc...

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Great, so in the long run, this is just a war between gangs; the illegal ones and the Met?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yep, it was a pre-planned operation under Trident, which deals with gun-related gang crime. Happens relatively frequently round here - usually stop the vehicle, surround it with armed police and make an arrest. Over in minutes. Very rare for any violence.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Sounds like someone was a little nervous...

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know how (as suzy indicated) one of the bullets went through Duggan's arm and lodged in the shooter's radio, but it leads me to think Duggan was pretty well surrounded.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

rumour i heard was that they pulled on him, he mimicked them (not clear how)... and they shot him. but i've heard other rumours too.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

I think the Forest Gate shooting a couple of years ago was just a case of an officer being surprised to see the suspect coming down the stairs and pulling the trigger. I can imagine if you're surprised by a sudden movement that you might shoot without thinking but there's a suggestion that they fired two or three times here.

I'm not sure whether they have a shoot to kill policy, actually.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

he mimicked them (not clear how)...

As if brandishing a weapon? That would explain the shot to the arm.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

The suggestion from one source on the news earlier was that they fired at him and missed, he mimicked them, and they shot him once or possibly twice. Not sure why you'd mimick firing at someone who had just tried to kill you with an sub-machine-gun but not much is clear at the moment.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

"smg"?

caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

That's what they normally carry when they're on operations. Might have been a handgun in this case though.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

the bbc are looping a statement from the ipcc, they say it's a bullet from the mp5s they have

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

MANC XP - it does seem like it should largely be over tmw - things were fairly contained, the police relatively on top of things, # of rioters small & coverage/footage pretty good (the face of the somewhat sad selfridges arsonist already gained twitter notoriety) - but i never would have thought there'd be looting in oldham street today so who knows. the atmosphere is already a bit strange though, guy in the kebab shop forgot to charge me, wtf.

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

looting kebabs! has it come to this? ;)

pandemic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

pfft good luck in court with that excuse ogmor

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

great piece on the demographics of the rioters (spoiler: more complicated than you think) http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/09/london-riots-who-took-part?CMP=twt_iph

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

tbf i was brandishing a bommyknocker, it might have been confusing.

ogmor, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

EDL in eltham?

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

did they just say police were shot at in brum?

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks, Lex. You have been v. good on this thread, I can almost forgive a lot of your nonsense on ILM! ;)

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

bbc only said shots were fired in birmingham, no details

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

(spoiler: more complicated than you think)

apologies to our enfield readers but i doubt any of that's come as a surprise to anyone here

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's supposed to be sarcastic

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

There was some London guy from some "progressive Conservatives" mob interviewed on ABC morning news here this morning, and among other dribble he said "dont ever mistake this as being about the economy - these people arent poor! They are NOT poor - our welfare system is very generous". And then blathered on about generations of no-work welfare families all wanting things for nothing.

Who the hell was that rabid loon? I didnt catch his name. Ugly ferrety little dark-haired twat.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

everything back to normal in bethnal green tonight. lots of moronic innacurate retweets. the whole thing makes me dislike the bat and ball system of media vs culprit, culprit incapable of analysing own actions beyond stereotypical interviews and media reluctant to ever hear any such analysis anyway. hence "we're broke", "we're angry", "you're posh", "but please justify this to your televisions" etc etc...

so many dreadful comment pieces today about motivations. journalism embarrassed by failure to bother with crowd science or real analysis vs these youths are this or that or this or perhaps that which paid me £££ for about an hour's worth of conjecture.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

george osborne?

xp

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm no i dont think it was osborne.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

Jeffrey Osborne?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFhR2FHKmss

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

david willetts.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

I think that's supposed to be sarcastic

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:45 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

lex was being sarky about the article you mean?

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

Wasnt willetts either. Some guy from "DEMOS"?

Anyway the guy was an utter twat, suggesing no one had a right to violence because the UK welfare system means "no one is poor", I almost threw my cup at the tv.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

would have thought that multi-generation unemployment was a pretty big part of the problem. 'irony' there is the tories haven't got a fucking clue what to do about it. nor labour really.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

there's a right to violence?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/09/london-riots-who-took-part?CMP=twt_iph

read this earlier and thought despite paul lewis doing good twitter coverage it was a series of wild leaps from place to place masquerading as some sort of rolling trend analysis. not convinced by any of the points made, regardless of whether i had agreed with them beforehand or otherwise.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Don't throw your cup at your own TV, throw it at a rich person's TV.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

trayce do you you think they have a right to violence? tbh i have no idea how much money the quite diverse looters have.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

paul lewis isn't 'good at journalism', he's just prepared to make the effort

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

p sure the tories have lots of ideas about multi generational unemployed, tbf, tarring and feathering just to start with, maybe amble in that condition down to the workhouse, picking up litter as they go...

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

From that Guardian piece:

Jay Kast, 24, a youth worker from East Ham who has witnessed rioting across London over the last three nights, said he was concerned that black community leaders were wrongly identifying a problem "within".

"I've seen Turkish boys, I've seen Asian boys, I've seen grown white men," he said. "They're all out there taking part." He recognised an element of opportunism in the mass looting but said an underlying cause was that many young people felt "trapped in the system". "They're disconnected from the community and they just don't care," he said.

yeah man. look before you leap. a stitch in time saves nine.

what a total load of shite is being offered in the name of "i am a thoughts person with real, y'know, BROADSHEET reasons for this snowballing violence"

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry "right to violence" isnt what he said exactly, and I by no means believe anyone does, I was trying to paraphrase from memory what his argt was (which was basically "these little shits are just entitlement brats and have nothing to actually be protesting")

Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

Which TBH in some cases is true, I imagine. BUT, to suggest no one is poor because "hey we give out heaps of dole" is a bit much isnt it?

Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

xpost did this man coin the thoughtful and interesting phrase "trapped in the system"....wow really making me think. seriously just fuck off broadsheet shit, it might as well be daily mail for how dumb it is.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

these aren't protests though, is the thing.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

i don't really understand the revelatory tone of that lewis article at all, like what it is he sees as "a complex mix of social backgrounds". if anything he just sounds like he's astounded deprived ppl can be black asian AND WHITE TOO OMG

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

and old!

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

do ye still have 'the birch' over there 'the birch' is a great man to sort out the rioting

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

xpost also it's just fucking dumb anyway, like 24 hours later he reveals the true race breakdown of every riot that happened in so many london places. no doubt people's editors want big fucking ideas but i hate this shit of everyone trying to out think-piece each other, it's one occasion where people slating bbc for lagging behind kinda makes me feel sympathetic given they don't just fire off utter rubbish about people's motivations etc.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

yah the worst is seeing remedial kids & other reets provide inchoate commentariat shite to justify/contextualize/etc their crimes

yr boi zizek had a good line or two about the selfreflexive thug archetype a while ago

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

am i just qpr-damaged beyond help or am i really reading d-mac suggest marc bircham as peacemaker

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

it's all just such a dumb fucking game of pong, the media on this. i wrote shit about this all day and "great content" from audio people etc is news content that just says exactly what broadsheet/liberal/newsdullard media assumes is motivation from the get-go, albeit with a few swearing-free "i blame the rich" aggro lines thrown in.

there are no options for genuine thought or analysis about this kind of story, it's just throw a ball up and let another character in the story bludgeon it back down again...social media, poverty, amenities, deprivation, words that would be important if they weren't just sexy news hooks.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

are we coming round to 'just a shower of little fuckers' yet, or is it still a bit over and back btwn that and 'endemic societal breakdown since that party i don't like got in'

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

been on the former for a while now here

sky now saying someone was shooting at police in birmingham

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

ok, i need a bigger screen, read that as 'shouting' and forevermore swore off 24hr media

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

lean towards that, xpost, but imo it's that plus crowd science...not to say there isn't poverty in london, far from it. just don't think there really are universal motivations for this kind of behaviour across all of ldn. it's not like it's some political party. i fucking hate d-cam etc but find it off to blame him or his government entirely, as tempting as that is.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

right on cue:

What looting tells us about the beaten-down lives of the rioters
Zoe Williams

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

ps did i mention i have a child, i took a break from writing about it to do this tweet????

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

oh are we back on ronan being endlessly snarky about ALL JOURNALISM EVERY JOURNALIST ALL OF IT THEY'RE ALL THE SAME YELLS THE OLD MAN IN THE PUB

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

can't help but feel cheated until i see some cheerful youths parading the streets with Boris Johnson's head on a stick

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

zoetrope

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

also tbf all "political" journalism is shit

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

i've seen some really great journalism on this. some very very bad journalism too obv but if you'd stop projecting your bitterness on to everyone who taps out so much as a sentence in a newspaper that'd be good

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

all 'journalism' is etc

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

hang on that's not fair will rogers is good

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

the impulse to do 3000 words possibly tied in to the impulse to make the world a grey mulchpit

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

don't watch the cowboy matinees tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh are we back on ronan being endlessly snarky about ALL JOURNALISM EVERY JOURNALIST ALL OF IT THEY'RE ALL THE SAME YELLS THE OLD MAN IN THE PUB

journalism has inadequacies...perhaps if you worked in it you'd know.

x-post you may have missed fact i worked on these stories all day, journalists could do with acknowledging own failings on this story, not least the endless think pieces.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone written something (good or horrible) abt the fact that (most of? all of?) the rioters are male?

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

or about yknow "masculinity" "violence" "fight club"

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

not all rioters are male

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

if you write it, they will come, max

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

don't think anybody's done a head-count yet

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

I won't come

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

fellas no fighting, this is the riot thread

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

that much-linked independent piece by the charity worker, idk...

The drug economy facilitates a parallel subculture with the drug dealer producing more fiscally efficient solutions than the social care agencies who are too under-resourced to compete.

anyone?

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone written something (good or horrible) abt the fact that (most of? all of?) the rioters are male?

various journalists have noted that this isn't actually the case (and i've seen a breakdown of areas where it's more/less the case)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

hi! are you

a) rioting?
b) sorting out christmas presents early?
c) researching an article?

please describe yr gender orientation:

a) male
b) female
c) non-aligned observer
d) Cameron Cutie

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

journalism has inadequacies...perhaps if you worked in it you'd know.

fucking hell why don't you copy and paste your hobby horses at the start of every thread instead of bothering to reiterate them in 5 million different ways every time someone links an article

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

oh are we back on ronan being endlessly snarky about ALL JOURNALISM EVERY JOURNALIST ALL OF IT THEY'RE ALL THE SAME YELLS THE OLD MAN IN THE PUB

also believe caps generally signifies yelling, which i haven't used yet...but you know, get angry at things by all means if it's a good groove for you.

x-post fucking hell why don't you copy and paste your hobby horses at the start of every thread instead of bothering to reiterate them in 5 million different ways every time someone links an article

made a point about something i feel strongly about, specific to this story but encompassing some points made here. i don't post enough here to feel it's part of some flame war but as i say, shout away if it makes you feel good.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

sky news just reported possible disturbances itt

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

i can't stand people being disingenuous.

anyway

that much-linked independent piece by the charity worker, idk...

The drug economy facilitates a parallel subculture with the drug dealer producing more fiscally efficient solutions than the social care agencies who are too under-resourced to compete.

anyone?

she means that it's more financially worthwhile to kids to get involved in drug dealing and social care agencies don't have the funds to tempt them away, right?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

0131:

There have been reports of a series of loud explosions at a diesel depot near Tottenham High Road, in North London. The fire, police and ambulance services are all at the scene, between Ashley Road and Park View Road. The police have been telling residents they are assessing the situation, to decide whether they will need to start evacuating houses nearby.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

i can see the thick, black smoke from here

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

im not seeing how it's the job of social workers to lure kids away from crime by matching drug dealers' wages? but really just snarking at the faux-whateverness of 'fiscally efficient solutions'.

xp

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

Ronan, you having worked on it all day, what did you make of it? What did you write? What was your angle?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

greebo shot 1st

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

Recent evidence on this thread suggests we have run out of things to talk about. I would like to hear from people in London what if anything it is like to be in various districts of the city right now.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

im not seeing how it's the job of social workers to lure kids away from crime by matching drug dealers' wages? but really just snarking at the faux-whateverness of 'fiscally efficient solutions'.

idk i'd think most tactics to make cash-strapped kids choose you over what looks like an easy alternative source of money involve funding

i interviewed some kids at a music programme at a barnet youth centre that was under risk of closure a few months ago and one of the main reasons it was so successful was b/c of all the equipment they'd built up over the years and the teachers with music industry experience they could afford to pay - without that funding you've got, like, a couple of keyboards and some out-of-date computer software. who'd want to spend time there?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/riotlondon080911/s_r30_20634509.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

giving people access to the means to make music isn't the same as buying them off tho? there is something quite fucked in assuming that "to riot or not to riot" is a straight accounting exercise

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not being disingenuous, you're interpreting what you want to interpret based on i don't know what. i am genuinely not pleased about the reaching around for reasons about this stuff, none of which are logical or factual. i'm not even some science/goldacre stan but it blatantly irritates me. i hate the easy culprit narrative and the appetite for it that's so delightful for news....if you want to doubt that that's a problem i'm open to discussion, that's why i brought it up. but i feel it's a giant problem, the lack of thought, the lack of time, the lack of real analysis in news....by definition it just can't give any facts for breaking stories like this.

x-post to Bateau Ivre i wasn't out in the field but i just think there's so much content regurgitation...but even someone like paul lewis, who admirably was out over half the city last night, still can't even begin to make a rational, logical, scientific, analysis of what happened, where it happened, and why.

the news (esp tv and radio but online too in its instantaneous nature divorced from whatever papers must have been like) are randy for "a line" and everyone is so familiar with what their lines are anyway, criminals or otherwise, you just get this rubbish.

there were about 5 interviews all day from rioters, and any i read were just rubbish which had a huge whiff of telling the press what they want to hear. i can't guess why someone would riot but the reality is there are no universal reasons and the press seek these, and the interviewee attempts to give them.

i just think, as i said, there's no real science of why this spread so quickly, of the crowd reactions, of the real sociological phenomena (which i reckon must be perennial) that cause this...

as i say, am freely open to debate on this, just can't stand the facile nature of the media today...(i mean today)

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

in my day you were lucky if you got ten minutes on an akai-500...

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

giving people access to the means to make music isn't the same as buying them off tho? there is something quite fucked in assuming that "to riot or not to riot" is a straight accounting exercise

who said it was a straight accounting exercise? it's a factor among many. drawing attention to one aspect of this isn't the same as saying THIS IS THE REASON/CAUSE/SOLUTION/WHATEVER

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

CAPS!

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

CAEK

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

caek, are you still in tejas?

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

ronan otm btw. the glibness of the commentary that has been approvingly linked on this thread has been kind of amazing. and i assume this is the good stuff. tbf these kind of ongoing/endemic events are basically impossible to break down to an extent as they happen, but the fact that people are trying ... well ... they're not a lot better than the clowns on my facebook feed trying to be funny about it.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

sí xp

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

the think-pieces never present themselves as "here is an aspect" tho as far as i can see? my objection to journalism here wd be that journalism is a snapshot that shdn't pretend to analysis. and above that my objection wd be that everybody who talks about this week's events sounds like they're peddling their own hobby horse, i've heard/read nothing that feels like a considered repsonse to a v. complex set of events. as soon as somebody tries to construct a narrative they're engaged in the construction of fairy tales imo. Sometimes shutting up is a positive action

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

quite liked this article. thoughts, jeers, opinions etc. welcome

http://thedisorderofthings.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/reading-violence-whats-political/

Michael B, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

Before I click on it, is it journalism y/n?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Caek and NV OTM

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

so you don't want "think pieces" but you do want "scientific analysis"? like...data crunching rather than lived experience, none of which is meant to be the ~definitive truth~? (i shall use tildes if caps anger you so much.)

as a news journalist paul lewis is just reporting what he sees and who he talks to, which i think he does really well. when has he purported to be delivering rational analysis of this?

(i don't want news to be scientific analysis at all.)

i mean, as i said a lot of the news, esp tv news, has been appalling, but there literally doesn't seem to be a single way of reporting or commenting that you'd be happy with.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

the glibness of the commentary that has been approvingly linked on this thread has been kind of amazing.

be more specific

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

have any of you actually ever liked journalism, as a practice? i'm not sure you actually think it can ever be a worthwhile thing to do tbh

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

also fwiw there is pretty much no way i am gonna take the word of anyone on this thread over camila batmanghelidjh when it comes to ~analysis~ of what's going on

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think news can be scientific analysis but i don't think news is much use until it's lying in archives for considered use. don't know who used the word "scientific"?

i'm not happy with any way of reporting or commenting because both those things seem to be implicated in false narratives to me.

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

that penny red thing for example, which basically everyone i know who uses twitter sent me. but everything has been rubbish (except my brother's stuff obviously. that's great.)

and i don't think ronan or i are talking about the rolling news stuff. that's actually not so bad. it's the ~meaning of it all~ pieces. they're all tripe.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

Again, I agree with Lex. I appreciated reading the account of what was seen, heard, etc.It is more the documentary aspect that I am interested in,

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think any of us disagree about that adam.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

@Ronan,

Personally I think wanting Paul Lewis to write up a rational and logical analysis about all this might be expecting too much. He was out there therefore not in the position to deliver this. I do share your desire for this, do understand the need to be enlightened and "lifted" out of this ping pong media show we get, and have got for three days now, trust me. But in honesty, I don't know if I could deliver what I want my colleague journalists out there to deliver right now. In this I recognize your annoyance at the majority of the press following every tiny useless fact just to have it first. Scoring over journalism ~ it's part of the problem. As an editor-in-chief of a newspaper I heartily sympathize.

I think Lewis' story linked up-thread was genuine and "slow" in a way we haven't seen before this time around, though. Easily pleased at this point, perhaps, but he wasn't assuming or pretending to have answers or make a deeper analysis. He just grabbed a hoodie and mingled, reported back what he saw and heard. It's not a pretentious piece, to me. It is what it is. Him quoting people making grandiose statements about "this is about people that are disconnected from society" seems genuine.

Journalists going too far in seeking reasons where there are none, pulling quotes and giving it a heavy weight or significance is excruciating. But it seems, right now, no-one will come closer to what you, and I, are looking for here. The whole situation seems too scattered between "I'm just looting for the goods" and "it's the government!".

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

imo journalism isn't the final word. take what you can from it. even that indie one. though not laurie penny.

i haven't read any 'good' opinion on this thing yet, a lot of political/racial puppetry, but otoh everything i know about it, almost, is from journalism. social media is mostly people regurgitating journalism.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

FYI paul lewis is going to be on BBC news shortly

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

i'm wondering whether the need to have/publish opinions oughtn't to go out of fashion tho

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

I very much enjoyed that piece, Michael. I'm not sure that I understand the extent to which the riots are occasioned by general social malaise, and the extent to which that is just post-facto justification for shitty destructive behavior, but that piece comes the closest to saying 'neither' and 'both' that i have seen so far, and kind of ... contextualizes(?) it helpfully for a non-Brit.

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

caek, are you still in tejas?

― smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:49 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

Read this as CAEK ARE YOU STILL IN PAJAMAS? Maybe it's a sign...

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

imo journalism isn't the final word.

otm

the various think pieces are...just that, pieces of the whole.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

social media is mostly people regurgitating journalism.

this is the most accurate and damning summary of generation tweet i've read

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

i want both data crunching and scientific analysis, specifically for this story. it's too big for conjecture.

and there isn't a way of reporting news i'd be completely happy with....i think there are major flaws with it which most people i know acknowledge. i was taught that journalism was fucked in college tho...i admit i'm overly cynical about it, in lots of places it's a game and it's about stories and flashy tales etc, but largely i hate any form of deduction based on a few personal experiences. that's not journalism. give me facts or give me fact-based opinion, or give me subjective arts coverage...

x-post lex you're being so ott....facts are journalism. the rest is so frequently just something else, not least now it costs nothing to publish.

xx-post scientific maybe a word too far, but there must be modes of real analysis coupled with good writing that can (IN TIME, here's some caps) provide good analysis of something like the riots.

god...xxxxxxxxxxpost, haha...the various think pieces are largely commerce drivers.

xxxxpost: i agree he's not being false in quoting people saying "this is about people being disconnected" etc...i just hate the way the divide between press and people makes this sort of total shit so commonplace. i don't have a solution for fixing it, but i resent the notion (suggested by others) that this means i'm being cynical, these are such big problems.

it's the expectation of the inteviewee. it corrupts pretty much every form of interview...it's the reason arts stuff is bogged down in cliché too.

there's this dense need to have a "hmmmm" piece 5 minutes after anything happens, and this is the worst thing about the guardian, even if it is the best paper.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

sorry and as well as data crunching and scientific analysis i want good writing.....it takes time and effort. sorry fucked newspaper model...

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

camila batmanghelidjh's article is bad.

How, we ask, could they attack their own community with such disregard? But the young people would reply "easily", because they feel they don't actually belong to the community. Community, they would say, has nothing to offer them. Instead, for years they have experienced themselves cut adrift from civil society's legitimate structures. Society relies on collaborative behaviour; individuals are held accountable because belonging brings personal benefit. Fear or shame of being alienated keeps most of us pro-social.

community isn't the same as civil society. no-one doubts the kids feel 'adrift from civil society's legitimate structures', whatever that means: but weren't we talking about community here? but the whole article is full of waffly generalizations: does 'fear or shame of being alienated keeps most of us pro-social' even mean anything?

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

it's always easier to start with a theory and then nail the events onto it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

book-smart, bad at sports dudes like me know allllll about alienation ya heard

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

Journalism isn't for scientific analysis, scientific analysis takes far far too long to be in any way relavent to the here and now. This is why politicians base their policy of media rantings and not scientific advice. Well constructed research will be undertaken into these events and the results won't be published for two years at least.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

it's always easier to start with a theory and then nail the events onto it

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:07 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this says what I said so much more succinctly.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

ronan i think what you want is known as a book

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't resent the notion of being called a cynic Ronan, especially not when it comes to journalism. Because there's a hell of a lot wrong with journalism. I'll take fresh cynicism over faux engagement and quick scoring any day of the week.

it's the expectation of the inteviewee. it corrupts pretty much every form of interview

I see this (happen) every day. I disagree that Paul Lewis' story falls in this category, but otherwise, yes, completely OTM.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

Story of that injured Malaysian kid who then had his backpack raided:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/8/10/nation/9272131&sec=nation

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

how many police in london will still be on the streets in the morning? What is to stop the looters having a night in bed then getting up at 6 or 7 when the police shifts are over and rioting then or even at 10 or 11am?
I thought most riots tended to start after dark but the shit hit the fan in london on monday about 4pm long before it got dark.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

and with the generalised swipe at arts journalism it really doesn't feel like you're going to concede that the field can produce anything of worth anywhere so...i don't feel like there's much more point here.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

Journalism isn't for scientific analysis, scientific analysis takes far far too long to be in any way relavent to the here and now. This is why politicians base their policy of media rantings and not scientific advice. Well constructed research will be undertaken into these events and the results won't be published for two years at least.

that's true, tho i'd quibble about "well constructed" and "results" cos there will be horribly constructed analysis too, but yeah this is the point - i get why columnists write columns but i think they're a sniffy branch of showbiz, mostly

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

also whinging "that's shit", "that's shit", "that's shit" about literally everything without ever offering anything up of your own = nagl x a milli

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Only one way to make it happen though, get out there and make a change. Write your own story. Don't know if you are still with the Beeb or have the chance to via another medium (I'm guessing it's not broadsheet lol), but I hope you can try.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Sure, especially if conducted by English sociologist who are looked on with some degree of division by other members of the field elsewhere.

xpost

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

ILX isn't really the best place to declare that you care about anything but there are many lol-worthy gifs and some posters with cool made up personas

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

division should have been dirision or something

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

there are many lol-worthy gifs and some posters with cool made up personas

i don't think i've ever seen these on ilx

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

OK some hilaire Photoshops then, the pony one was good

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

division worked too but i've had a couple of gins

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

^^ same but wine for me... iirc

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

you're all so decadent

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

^^ Wake me up from the evening lull with booze, riots and journalism any day of the week

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

I blame beer (Harpoon PA, drunk in Boston Logan) and Lion's new autocorrect which doesn't understand dirision or at least my attempts to spell it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

"derision"?

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

think you meant "derision"

xp

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

that's the bunny

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

where's cuttyhorse when you need him to cut the tension?

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

London is making LA seem very dull right now, I must say.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

how quickly we forget carmageddon

iatee, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Haha I wonder what Ronan thinks of Mike Davis

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder what history mayne thinks of Mike Davis

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

I do wince a bit at the Zoe W headline (doesn't make me want to read the piece) but I think there's a danger of throwing the baby out with the bathwater here. I think it would be a great shame if the nation didn't have a period of thought and debate after events such as these, and newspaper columns and blogs are part of that. As Lex says, it does sort of sound like Ronan wants an instant book. Of course there'll be some boilerplate op-eds and flogging of hobby horses, and people ascribing reasons without much in the way of evidence, but I have read several thoughtful pieces too. They won't all be right about what's wrong with Britain, but never mind.

It's notable that it's taken till today (well, tomorrow's paper, with pieces going up tonight) for the Guardian's big columnists to weigh in on any of it. I'm pleased that Comment is free has instead been full of a range of voices , from locals angry at the looting to the lawyer of the Ian Tomlinson family writing about the failures of the Met's comms dept. But I wouldn't mind reading Jonathan Freedland's take too.

Here's an interesting blogpost that was doing the rounds on that awful Twitter earlier, from an "an (often reluctant and despairing) Tory voting" FE teacher on the kids the education system fails. Yeah, she's a bit full of herself, but anyway:

Most of the kids are alright

Posted this before but it would seem up Ronan's street, talking about how op-ed writers got Detroit riots wrong:

Tottenham riots: Data journalists and social scientists should join forces

Anyway,

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

(that was a stray "Anyway," not a cute closing wave of the hands)

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Of course there'll be some boilerplate op-eds and flogging of hobby horses, and people ascribing reasons without much in the way of evidence

this is kind of my problem.

and yes, there are thoughtful pieces, and thoughtful is a good start, but it's not enough.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Thing is, there's fucking loads of journalism to read. You don't have to rely on one or two papers that you've bought any more and the individual websites themselves have so much that of course there's going to be more shit than there used to be. I just find the constant picking out of Mail or Guardian articles and going all #badjournalismfail lol-typical-Mail/typical-Guardian such a dead end.

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

Straying well from what Ronan was even saying, let alone the topic of the thread, so I'll shut up now. JESUS I need to get back into a habit of going to bed at a proper time.

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

the individual websites themselves have so much that of course there's going to be more shit than there used to be

this is also kind of my problem (although this is something for another thread)

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

I liked that teacher piece Alba, thanks.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

I also liked when Lex said "have any of you actually ever liked journalism, as a practice? i'm not sure you actually think it can ever be a worthwhile thing to do tbh", I laughed!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

gloucester? really?

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

Photo set from there, apparently.

saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

wow, this hit and run thing in birmingham sounds really ominous

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:01 (fourteen years ago)

Just read that the 3 dead were protecting a mosque? Was catching up with a Muslim former colleague on Monday and as he said "if they go anywhere near the mosques, ramadan's cancelled". He lives just off green street and there were plenty of angry folk out protecting the gold shops.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeX8y0JQNqI

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUPBWukslgg&NR=1

saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

now at that point where i find myself agreeing and disagreeing with almost every post at the same time and actually i probably need to reflect a bit...

also interested in what ronan would think of Mike Davis! - interested in what I would think of Mike Davis, were i to read again

More to the point i wonder what ronan would think of Thomas Sugrue

non-UK stuff tho!

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home/Police-injured-in-Cambridge-after-confrontation-with-gang-of-youths-10082011.htm

i can't believe this is happening in my own town

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)

off to work now in manchester city centre, will try and get some aftermath shots.

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://a.yfrog.com/img612/6379/7mxcyz.jpg

Apparently a leaflet found outside Dalston Argos with advice on avoiding arrest

kinder, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:29 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently the Hindenburg crashed???!

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)

Meanwhile, an insider at Everton has revealed that fans are refusing to travel for Saturday's fixture at Tottenham, as all the best stuff has already been nicked.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

ILX isn't really the best place to declare that you care about anything but there are many lol-worthy gifs and some posters with cool made up personas

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:16 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

new board descrp

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:07 (fourteen years ago)

i think i read they burnt a library in gloucester yesterday. nice work guys. its great how waterstones has been completely riot proof through this whole thing. the racial breakdown piece in the guardian is a bit silly but what dyou expect - most people think this is a black riot. but apparently theres some video from 'anti riot' protestors/vigilantes in enfield where people are shouting against the 'blacks and pakis' so maybe multiculturalism has succeeded after all. newsnight was shit again. i to my surprise found a better interview with michael gove on bbc breakfast this morning. am almost tired of thinking about this now - i find myself agreeing and disagreeing with every point (except kelvin mckenzie) i hear it seems.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)

hopefully the shopping, i mean rioting, will stop tonight.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:16 (fourteen years ago)

Noted talking point generator and woman-interrupter Michael Gove had something spontaneous and noteworthy to say? Forgive my disbelief.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

this is such a loaded thing though - its like every possible angle you can think of is in this thing. really, where to start?

have there been any articles about the consumerism angle? cos - and im sure im not being original here - it seems like a riot about police brutality has ended up as retail therapy.

still cant find any pics of the sikh temple protectors or the asian/turkish shopkeepers. sad that three guys protecting a mosque got killed last night.

gove was such a little whiny bitch on newsnight yesterday.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:19 (fourteen years ago)

i think i read they burnt a library in gloucester yesterday.

jesus christ. really??

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol boris wot a legernd:

Over the three years to 2012-13, the number of Police Officers is forecast to decrease by 455, while PCSOs remain the same and Special Constables increase by 2,690.
http://torytroll.blogspot.com/2009/12/boris-johnson-to-remove-hundreds-of.html

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:20 (fourteen years ago)

yeah... shocking. im sure it'll end his career.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)

most people think this is a black riot

not picking this up at all tbh

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

really? it might not be said explicitly in the news but i bet thats what most people think. you see the pictures and 90% of the rioters appear to be black. hence why they thought that guardian article would be of interest.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:28 (fourteen years ago)

I just find the constant picking out of Mail or Guardian articles and going all #badjournalismfail lol-typical-Mail/typical-Guardian such a dead end.

Yeah tbf the article was linked, and I think probably most criticisms made are broader than that. Thanks for the Detroit riots piece btw, I read it when you posted it a day or two ago and it got me thinking more in this way.

also whinging "that's shit", "that's shit", "that's shit" about literally everything without ever offering anything up of your own = nagl x a milli

this is what you're doing on this thread, when people actually make points about things they care about, because you disagree. it's not a hobby horse for me, and it's nothing to do with some perceived ongoing thing as you seem to imply, it's clearly something I have thought about and care about. if it wasn't it'd be a lot easier for me to just go NO FUCK YOU etc and have that sort of argument.

i think what you want is known as a book

i find it weird how in arguments, about anything, people's points end up stretched to this kind of thing. as Le Bateau Ivre said, it's not about wanting a book, it's about not wanting repeated "maybe it was this" nonsense. it's like a bad priest's sermon or something.

if i was a celeb and committed suicide tomorrow somebody who had never met me wouldn't be suggesting reasons for my decision, yet when a few thousand people riot it's as if it's logical to do so.

But in honesty, I don't know if I could deliver what I want my colleague journalists out there to deliver right now.

maybe a fair point. it's just a pity the system at the moment just means endless reaction regardless of the ability to deliver.

Only one way to make it happen though, get out there and make a change. Write your own story. Don't know if you are still with the Beeb or have the chance to via another medium (I'm guessing it's not broadsheet lol), but I hope you can try.

it wouldn't be possible where i am now (also leaving in a few days) but maybe in the future.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/195301/20110809/london-riot-photos-2011-uk-riots-pictures-tottenham-gloucershire.htm

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

if i was a celeb and committed suicide tomorrow somebody who had never met me wouldn't be suggesting reasons for my decision

actually this is bollocks, they would....but there's a point there somewhere.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

but apparently theres some video from 'anti riot' protestors/vigilantes in enfield where people are shouting against the 'blacks and pakis' so maybe multiculturalism has succeeded after all.

yeah, this was the EDL. there was a think about it on r4 this morning.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

Have to say LG has been pretty reasonable itt and I feel similar. I guess it just boils down to I'm sick of hearing people's opinions on WHY, and I probably have myself to blame for that for reading about it online.

kinder, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)

The black riot thing might have some traction outside of London where people are predominantly white and they're watching what looks like a war film on telly - my farmer's market colleague's family would probably assume that the participants were of one race but they're not a) racist or b) wedded to the idea, if you get me - they read the Mail but are not wholly taken in. I was texting TENNIS, ANYONE? to roffling farmer's wife re. Cameron in Tuscany but also reassuring them their family in Enfield would be fine.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

the system at the moment just means endless reaction regardless of the ability to deliver

Pretty much. It's partly space-to-fill, partly because strong arguments are what folk want to read. I'd want thoughtful, nuanced, uncertain pieces that know they might be wrong and admit they haven't got all the answers - but they're not going to sell papers or get people talking.

Honestly, look at this stuff as 90% entertainment, 10% news. You won't like it any better, but it's a lot less frustrating.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:40 (fourteen years ago)

community isn't the same as civil society. no-one doubts the kids feel 'adrift from civil society's legitimate structures', whatever that means: but weren't we talking about community here?

tbh, i think she's on the money here. The nature of the areas in question has shifted significantly in recent years, economically and demographically. The idea of being tied to a particular overarching cultural identity has diminished too. Broadwater Farm might be a community but does that extend to the rest of Tottenham?

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)

Also, as used by White People In Charge, the word 'community' strikes me as distancing/othering and patronizing besides.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

xp Don't know what Ronan and caek expect here - blank pages and radio silence until all the data can be crunched and every rioter profiled? Of course writers are going to have to think out loud in the days and weeks before the full facts can be known (and BTW, there are tons of thoughtful uncertain pieces out there - not many are pretending they have all the answers). Your insistence on "rational, logical, scientific, analysis of what happened, where it happened, and why" ignores both human nature and how history is constructed. If it was scientific then there would never be debates about past events because they would have been solved. There are so many individual rioters here - some hardened gang members, some first-time offenders, some genuinely poor, some not - that you're never going to get your spreadsheet of motivations. And when you that even interviewees can't be trusted because they say what people want to hear and even a fairly straightforward observed piece like Paul Lewis's is part of the problem, well I'd suggest just not reading journalism at all and, as Lex suggests, waiting for the books.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

lg both otm and a little ott, tbh. Yeah, the vast majority of pieces written during these events will be groundless, rushed and therefore not much more than a standard template of the writer's typical schtick, whatever that may be. I don't know that there's any real point complaining so vociferously about something that's that....obvious?

Take the reactions to the basic facts released about the shooting- what we know (iirc, tbf) is that someone was shot by police without firing his own weapon. We don't know if he had it on show, had it brandished, whether it was in the glove compartment, anything. But the info released appears to be enough for some commentators to verify that the police were justified in shooting a man dead, and others to reconfirm that police in britan randomly shoot people for no reason. It's laughable, but you can't be surprised that this is the rubbish you get in the initial rush, when 'well, we simply don't know that yet' isn't an acceptable answer for rolling & obsessive media coverage of events like these.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

oh everyone said that, fair enough xp

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:50 (fourteen years ago)

it's just a pity the system at the moment just means endless reaction regardless of the ability to deliver.

Yes it is. And it's clear the media can't free themselves from the position they started out from, or were forced into by reporting every single detail. The latter obviously is one of the key elements of journalism, but the counterpart is lacking.

I think this is panning out to a "once the dust settles" situation. We won't get more valuable insights till the rioting stops I think. The riots and the media are locked in a tango. Taking into account that all riot-reports are basically the same, except each single time it is a different city, different street and therefore different people that are being affected. They will essentially come up with the same stories and one-liners they will share with the media and which the media will run, but it's other people than the day before. Whose emotions will surface and want to be heard as well, which is fair enough given what just happened to them.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

i think 'communi'es' (</ed reardon>) has become a bullshit meaningless term too. if the kids of broadwater feel alienated from the rest of tottenham, well, shit. i guess something should be done about that, because my interest in the feelings of a small number of london teenagers is inexhaustible. the kids of the pembury estate *appear* to have been trashing their own neighbourhood, though.

how this relates to participation in civil society is still mysterious to me -- i don't know if any teenagers feel much involved in that, though obvi that sounds glib and dismissive. these violent young men clearly have much bigger feeling of disconnection than anyone else, even within their socio-economic group; it's just that their profound desire for comity is paradoxically expressed through the medium of nihilistic violence.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

Of course writers are going to have to think out loud in the days and weeks before the full facts can be known

have to?

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:54 (fourteen years ago)

newspapers don't pay people to sit around looking thoughful

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:55 (fourteen years ago)

in the same way that i 'have to' answer the phone btwn 9-5 caek

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:55 (fourteen years ago)

have there been any articles about the consumerism angle? cos - and im sure im not being original here - it seems like a riot about police brutality has ended up as retail therapy.

That Zoe Williams piece takes it in:


Between these poles is a more pragmatic reading: this is what happens when people don't have anything, when they have their noses constantly rubbed in stuff they can't afford, and they have no reason ever to believe that they will be able to afford it. Hiller takes up this idea: "Consumer society relies on your ability to participate in it. So what we recognise as a consumer now was born out of shorter hours, higher wages and the availability of credit. If you're dealing with a lot of people who don't have the last two, that contract doesn't work. They seem to be targeting the stores selling goods they would normally consume. So perhaps they're rebelling against the system that denies its bounty to them because they can't afford it."

The type of goods being looted seems peculiarly relevant: if they were going for bare necessities, I think one might incline towards sympathy. I could be wrong, but I don't get the impression that we're looking at people who are hungry. If they were going for more outlandish luxury, hitting Tiffany's and Gucci, they might seem more political, and thereby more respectable. Their achilles heel was in going for things they demonstrably want.

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

well i'm partly talking about the non-professional commentary that's doing the rounds

and i'm partly talking about the sin of commision

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

what, like....ilx?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 08:58 (fourteen years ago)

well i'm partly talking about the non-professional commentary that's doing the rounds

god forbid people want to talk about a major news event

why on earth are you posting in this thread if you think people shouldn't comment?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

ZW is contradicting herself a bit there: "this is what happens when people don't have anything, when they have their noses constantly rubbed in stuff they can't afford, and they have no reason ever to believe that they will be able to afford it" is hyperbolic, or just pulled out of her arse. i don't know what these kids have. does she? and im not sure that just 'being 17' entitles you to have a flatscreen tv, ridiculously overpriced shoes, etc. most people rub along in this shitty consumerist society despite having the wealth of others rammed in their/our faces on the daily. but i agree with what she says at the end.

xp

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure most 17 year olds think they are entitled to flatscreen TVs and ridiculously overpriced shoes.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:03 (fourteen years ago)

SWP's richard seymour, who's a pretty big noise on the british far left

The Mouse That Roared

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it seems a curate's egg of an article.

xp

btw, what exactly did Richard Seymour say? I couldn't work out what you were referencing.

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

(you said he quoted "them" with approval, but couldn't see who "them" referred to)

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:07 (fourteen years ago)

those girls interviewed on bbc radio calling business owners 'rich'

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

what, like....ilx?

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a qualitative difference between putting editorial-style, editorial-length stuff on a website, and us all spouting nonsense here to avoid working, i.e. talking about a major news event. you can tell from the fact that this thread isn't getting forwarded around on the facebook this morning.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

ZW articles are almost all curate's eggs, which doesn't mean that they're only worthwhile to snark at the more dubious bits. what seems most pig-headed about attitudes like ronan's is this weird refusal to admit anything of worth in any commentary piece at all. you've dismissed everything as glib or nonsense, but it's not like you have any ~statistics~ or ~analysis~ to back that up beyond your own alternative opinion, let alone any analysis of your own. it really comes across as old men yelling about the ~world today~ in the pub.

i have a lot more time for ZW since her jeremy kyle feature from a few months ago, anyway. that was really good.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

alba: RS's twitter feed. put in context (as here) it seems approv-y to me anyways. but i generally think he's a real rotter so i would.

leninology leninology
Socialist Workers Party statement on riots|6Aug11|Socialist Worker - http://goo.gl/Fvvhi
16 hours ago

leninology leninology
rejectamentalist manifesto - "Smash, grab, run" - http://goo.gl/eDSOF
16 hours ago

leninology leninology
BBC News - London rioters: 'Showing the rich we do what we want' - http://goo.gl/cA6r6
16 hours ago

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

you can tell from the fact that this thread isn't getting forwarded around on the facebook this morning.

commentary comes in all forms. ilx threads have been forwarded around enough before, i mean they've made it into BOOKS ffs

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

Why do you read his Twitter feed? (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's a good question

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:11 (fourteen years ago)

the answer is 'i work for MI5'

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

right lex, but you have different expectations of rigor, content etc. from those different forms of commentary. e.g. presumably you come here looking for something different to what you get from BOOKS?

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

0909: A 16-year-old looter from Manchester tells BBC 5 live he will continue participating in the violence and theft until he gets caught, because it is his first offence and nothing will happen.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

the answer is 'i work for MI5'

Don't know why MI5 would be interested in him, MFI maybe

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

why do they all say UK or Britain? So far it's England only.

Pretty sure BBC has used England not UK/Britain all through this

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

i guess his confusion is that people really use "england" less here than the us (e.g. the nyt style guide says something like use "england" unless you're making specific points about scotland/wales or government), so if you're american and you watch/read any british news you'll hear "england" less than you're used to.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe it's relevant to point out that ZW's late dad worked as a psychologist in the prison service? Don't just assume because someone's a columnist, they're just from that speculative Oxbridge humanities thing alone, because when ILXors start with this crap I just think meh, another self-loathing educated person.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)

the only people talking about that article seem to agree with it or kind of agree with it?

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

i hadn't really thought of the england/britain thing as a big deal, but there's something on the guardian blog about wales, from some point last night, so maybe kinda more flexible now

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

LG was the first to mention it, caek.

Thanks for posting clarification, history mayne, but as you say, your assessment of his tweeting those links as "approval" of the looters is rather subjective, and people should read the rest of what he's tweeted, and his blog to see that yes, he's less on the "we must condemn this" side, but he's hardly a "yeah, bring it on" Jody McIntyre either:

So, even if politicians are in denial, the rich aren't. You may well say, "bollocks, they're not taking on the ruling class, they're just destroying their own nest, hurting working class people and small businesses". I can hear this, just as I can hear the sanctimony in its enunciation. The truth is that riots almost always hurt poor, working class people. There's no riot that embodies a pure struggle for justice, that is not also partly a self-inflicted wound. There is no riot without looting, without anti-social behaviour, without a mixture of bad motives and bad politics. That still doesn't mean that the riot doesn't have a certain political focus; that it doesn't have consequences for the ability of the ruling class to keep control; that the contest with the police is somehow taking place outside of its usual context of suspicion borne of institutional racism and brutality. The rioters here, whenever they've been asked, have made it more than abundantly clear what their motives are - most basically, repaying years of police mistreatment.

http://leninology.blogspot.com/2011/08/crisis-of-ideology-and-political.html

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

Don't just assume because someone's a columnist, they're just from that speculative Oxbridge humanities thing alone

otm

i don't think commentators should ever have to present their backgrounds in detail to justify themselves but - even from just a personal perspective - they tend to be a lot more complex than what people think, so assumptions are generally pretty unhelpful

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't the Star use "Anarchy in the UK" because

a) "Anarchy in England" doesn't really have the same ring to it
b) "England" wouldn't fit the space, and
c) It's the fucking Star

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

well, now that i know who her dad is .......

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:41 (fourteen years ago)

Re: the race thing, down in Exeter my impression from the footage is that most of the rioters / looters are white, and that race isn't really an issue here, aside from the massive fact that the underclass is disproportionately made up of young black / mixed race heritage men. I've not seen anyone spouting racial accusations about this really.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

The problem with "scientific analysis" or anything approaching it is that it relies on the testimony of the one group of people who, by and large, are not talking to the press at the moment, and that's the rioters. But I do think that the commentators who actually spend time with some of these kids - teachers, youth workers, "community leaders" etc are better placed to comment than, say, Zoe Williams or god forbid Laurie Penny. OTOH if these people were that effective at communicating with or listening to or understanding these kids in the first place then maybe they wouldn't be rioting - and maybe the kids they do connect with aren't rioting at all.

Don't think it's exactly stretching to suggest that this is evidence of a massive systemic socio-political failure going back decades though, and there are probably as many reasons for that as there are perspectives. Strikes me that mistrust of the police is so endemic in some parts of society that it would continue to fester even if the police all suddenly became saints tomorrow - god knows how we row back from that one, I'm not sure we can.

There seem to be an awful lot of people out there using this to publically pat themselves on the back at how liberal they are, or how see-through-the-bullshit they are, it's kinda distasteful.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

BBC Monitoring: 'Libyan foreign ministry spokesman Khalid Ka'im has called on world governments to take action over the unrest in the UK. David Cameron has lost legitimacy and "must go", Libya's official news agency Jana reports. Libya "demands that the international community not stand with arms folded in the face of this gross aggression against the rights of the British people, who are demanding its right to rule its country", the report said.'

Who said satire was dead?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago)

"Iran offers to send human rights monitors to Britain - page 5"

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

'Nine out of 10 British adults say police should be able to be use water cannon on rioters and one third support use of live ammunition, according to a YouGov poll of 2,534 British adults for the Sun.'

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

As someone who only works in London, and not necessarily politically informed, I'm afraid I haven't really been able to contribute to this thread, much as I'd like to because I've been mesmerised by the last few days' events. Have come up against a lot of (often very silly IMO) opinions on FB and Twitter, and so I was up till late last night writing a response to these. These won't be revelations to anyone on this thread, but FWIW http://tinyurl.com/4x5yrhn.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

to publically pat themselves on the back at... how see-through-the-bullshit they are

oh god so much rage

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

It was kinda funny watching "Lorraine" on ITV this morning...'debate' about materialism, IPAD, expensive trainers blah blah...then switch to Katy Hill with details of our competition, win an expensive car, telly, IPAD, and a grand in cash! Oh and Sky News yesterday, first advert...Autoglass...

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

Haha what a surprise to see Melanie Phillips blaming the liberals for all this, they've been busy lately what with also causing the Norwegian shootings and the death of Amy Winehouse.

Tom how this that statistic remotely surprising given that a majority of Britons support the death penalty? Surprising the live ammunition quota is so low actually.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

Well yeah, but LOL idiots all the same.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know that 'testimony' would really be what 'scientific analysis' is looking for - i mean, as LG got so angry with upthread in the Paul Lewis article, the people involved and close by are not necessarily going to give a 'true' picture of rioters' motivations etc - they will say what they think people want to hear, what they think is the 'correct' response, what they think will give them the most credibility/moral impunity/freedom from repercussion. not out of malice or inherent untruthfulness or native inarticulateness, just cos that's what people do.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, as in the Detroit survey, what you need are more neutral intermediaries, trained to ask certain things - definitely not the press.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron just dismissed concerns for the letter of the law as 'human rights nonsense'. His language isn't helping anything heal. FUCK YOURSELF IN THE FACE, COÑO.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure you guys have seen this, but one would hope that this comment from Theresa May in September:

"The British public don't simply resort to violent unrest in the face of challenging economic circumstances."

is being rapidly rethought in westminster, and that it could result in policy changes (probably a naive hope i know; but still, can politicians really just condemn and move on?)

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

The problem is that by the time a scientific analysis comes out, most people have lost interest in interrogating the reasons and will stick to their original pat judgements made soon after the events. Which is, I guess, where the use of the opinion column comes in.

xpost to self

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

what a surprise to see Melanie Phillips blaming the liberals

tbf there's plenty blaming society/Cameron/racist police too, according to taste. I think it's fair to say that nobody knows yet, everyone's just business as usual.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

and that it could result in policy changes (probably a naive hope i know; but still, can politicians really just condemn and move on?)

No. Yes. No.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

can politicians really just condemn and move on?

they can if they verbally reinforce a strict difference between 'legitimate' "violent unrest in the face of challenging economic circumstances" and 'mindless criminality'.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

multiple xpost dog latin, that was great read and really articulated exactly what I'm thinking

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

hey, cheers boxedjoy

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/09/unarmed-police-on-londons-front-lines/

eep.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:24 (fourteen years ago)

a majority of Britons support the death penalty

I hate seeing this being banded about as if it is a hard and fast fact. *Some* people have done *some* surveys where the results show that a majority of those polled support the death penalty. What was the sample size? (I'm guessing quite small). What are the chances that the sample asked was skewed so as to give a result those doing the poll would have wanted? (very, very high). Until a referendum is carried out on the subject among the whole UK populace where participation is compulsory I would hesitate to take any notice of such statements.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

Sadly I think "condemn and move on" is exactly what's going to happen. There'll be more police out, the violence will die down, this will be seen as a vindication of the strategy, until it erupts again. If our politicians can't learn the lessons of the biggest economic disaster since the 1920s what makes you think it'll be any different now? I suppose what this debate is the importance of properly understanding what the lessons are in the first place, but will there be any appetite for that once the violence dies down?

Really uncomfortable with a lot of the SMDHing at ppl going all Daily Mail on Facebook. These are the people who get to determine how the country is run and I'm pretty sure the voices who will have the upper hand in the next few weeks. It's a matter for despair not being self-congratulatory.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

Charlie, that's an incredible piece of writing that needs wider attention. Alba, are you able to share it with people at work?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

Great piece Dog Latin

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

tbf there's plenty blaming society/Cameron/racist police too, according to taste. I think it's fair to say that nobody knows yet, everyone's just business as usual.

Ah, there are two Mel P articles on the sames subject, I only read the second.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/Zmo8DG1gno4

conrad, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

Hearing a lot (usu. from ex-police chiefs) about how the police have had their hands tied and had to pussyfoot around as result of minor indiscretions like Ian Tomlinson and (get this one) Stephen Lawrence

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

xxposts thanks guys

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

... and Jean-Charles Menezes! Yeah his family really saw justice done there. Poor policemen, diddums. (xp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

I had to laugh at "Cameron, Clegg... the other one that runs the Labour Party".

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know that 'testimony' would really be what 'scientific analysis' is looking for - i mean, as LG got so angry with upthread in the Paul Lewis article, the people involved and close by are not necessarily going to give a 'true' picture of rioters' motivations etc - they will say what they think people want to hear, what they think is the 'correct' response, what they think will give them the most credibility/moral impunity/freedom from repercussion. not out of malice or inherent untruthfulness or native inarticulateness, just cos that's what people do.

― those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:09 (26 minutes ago)

i mean, as in the Detroit survey, what you need are more neutral intermediaries, trained to ask certain things - definitely not the press.

I agree with this as well I think - but at the moment a lot of the country is only really getting what's filtered through the press and by and large that ain't the rioters.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

"... the first person who appeared in the dock this morning was a 31-year-old teacher called Alexis Bailey. She pleaded guilty to being part of the looting of the Richer Sounds store in Croydon."

Wait to Mad Mel hears this one, the column almost writes itself

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

Great article, Charlie.

Really uncomfortable with a lot of the SMDHing at ppl going all Daily Mail on Facebook.

Sorry, Matt, SMDHing? I don't know what this is.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

shakin my damn head

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

Surprising the live ammunition quota is so low actually.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011

my trust in these polls is pretty low anyway - but even taken at face value, peoples opinions on the spot and peoples opinions a week or so later pretty different in many cases

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

Wonder if this is the same Alexis Bailey o_0: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/7907065/Married-teacher-banned-after-her-emotional-interest-with-vulnerable-student.html

Stevie T, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

ha was just about to post that stevie - it's not a v common name...

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, good detective work if true!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

re: All the pontificating about what's going through the minds of the rioters and looters is dealt with quite well here, ledge, drawing comparisons with the Detroit riots of 1967 and how the commentariat got it wrong:

http://charman-anderson.com/2011/08/07/tottenham-riots-data-journalists-and-social-scientists-should-join-forces/

― Alba, Monday, 8 August 2011

and

Journalism isn't for scientific analysis, scientific analysis takes far far too long to be in any way relavent to the here and now. This is why politicians base their policy of media rantings and not scientific advice. Well constructed research will be undertaken into these events and the results won't be published for two years at least.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011

recommend this excellent book

http://www.amazon.com/Origins-Urban-Crisis-Inequality-Princeton/dp/0691121869

It takes the 67 riots as an endpoint not a starting point (book starts with world war ii arsenal of democracy stuff)

Massively different situation of course...

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

She'll get banned for another year!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

(staying on sidelines re:"what I want from current pieces" (I'm not sure)

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

i speak to someone on the phone at work quite a lot with that name, it turns out.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

so water cannons will now be available 'at 24hrs notice'. best of luck anyone who wants to protest any of the massive injustices meted out on the uk public by it's own government for the rest of time.

peligro, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

link?

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

got it.

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

Speaking outside 10 Downing Street Wednesday, Cameron said those involved would be held accountable -- and stressed that sections of society that had lost their respect for authority and sense of personal responsibility must change.

It was "all too clear we have a big problem with gangs," he said, adding that the authorities would not "let any phony concerns about human rights" prevent police trying to identify young suspects.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

Thought Vice would be first in to exploit this for fash-mag laffs, so good work Levis: http://www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2011/august/awkward-timing-for-new-levis-spot

Stevie T, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

Hope they don't use water cannons if there's a drought.

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

It was "all too clear we have a big problem with gangs," he said, adding that the authorities would not "let any phony concerns about human rights" prevent police trying to identify young suspects.

Mug a hoodie

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

^^LOOOOOL.

TBF to Levi's - that ad has probably been in the can for 6 months. They didn't just think it up last week.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, and they've cancelled the tv launch, but it's their choice to release it on youtube this week and let it go viral.

Stevie T, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

It was "all too clear we have a big problem with gangs," he said, adding that the authorities would not "let any phony concerns about human rights" prevent police trying to identify young suspects.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50416_136635486547_747674_n.jpg

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

alexis bailey is a man

conrad, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

"it's all too clear we have a big problem with gangs" especially when they stop fighting and stabbing each other and decide to have a truce.

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't DC declare Britain 'broken' ages ago? Dunno why he's so surprised tbh

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

alexis bailey is a man

She has lead such an interesting life

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

re: water cannon there is a v nsfw image here of the risk of injury http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuttgart_21

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

LG was the first to mention it, caek.

I don't think that's true is it? I was way too drunk to actually find a link last night, someone else linked it I'm fairly sure!

Agree with Caek all the way, why does this all "have to" be done. there's a simple reason, cos papers have this limitless webspace to fill.

Really interested in the interviews thing. I think it's a fallacy from the start to assume someone who rioted even knows why they did it themselves, or can articulate it in a non-coded way. I think frequently this kind of fallacy is at the heart of news piece, eg let's interview person x about issue y, half the time the journalists have already decided what they want person x to say, to ensure they've balanced out the initial accusation of person z.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

also you can see how this problem filters through so much written journalism, it's so often the reason why the same trends "decline" etc pop up regardless of the subject...people's drift towards the same opinions or the opinion the world wants them to have.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

True about Broken Britain

DC used to say it

and other people would say, BRITAIN ISN'T BROKEN!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

Agree with Caek all the way, why does this all "have to" be done. there's a simple reason, cos papers have this limitless webspace to fill.

But it's not all just to fill webspace - many of those columns would be in print anyway. Some of the linked articles are just journalists writing on their own blogs. It's an amplification of the impulse to talk and read about what's a pretty big news story. British journalism and maybe journalism in general is massively flawed and it's pretty difficult to talk about why this is all happening without mentioning the role of the media over 20-odd years at least but I dunno, a few Guardian and Telegraph columns feel insignificant in that context.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

turns out one of the people on the front page of newspapers accused of looting was actually defending his shop that he worked in. He's being interviewed on Sky News.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

At least the papers didn't have phoney concerns about his human rights.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

Clegg getting booed and barracked yesterday was pretty sweet. Withdrawal of the EMA gets mentioned surprisingly often as a bad thing the goverment's done... by the kidz that is.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus, the three people who were hit by a car while trying to defend their businesses last night have died:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-14471405

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

Also the sort of commentary silence Caek is talking about would amount to a tacit admission that newspapers *dont understand what's going on* which may well be true but would be a damning admission for a newspaper to make and there are pretty obvious commercial reasons why they don't do that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

that's true

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus, the three people who were hit by a car while trying to defend their businesses last night have died:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-14471405

Man that is truly horrible. Truly heartbreaking. The father of one of the kids rushed to help the kids rundown and was helping one of them when he was told his son was one of those knocked down.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

the authorities would not "let any phony concerns about human rights" prevent police trying to identify young suspects.

What about genuine concerns about human rights?

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

what are the human rights concerns about publicising photos of suspected vandals looters whatever?

hugh orde on the telly the now saying there is no need or use or good in plastic bullets or water cannon at least in any circumstances thus far

conrad, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

genuine concerns about human right should be taken accordingly seriously, as should genuinely peaceful political protests

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

Are water cannons really worse than police batons in these situations? I wouldn't know, but it seems unlikely to me.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

Water cannons can cause serious injury, including eye injuries, it's very highly pressurised water.

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

water cannon

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

is weirdly the plural form, apparently

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

The first person to appear before magistrates this morning, Alexis Bailey, 31, of Wye Street, Battersea, south London, was committed to Wood Green Crown Court, along with the majority of others. He pleaded guilty to burglary with intent to steal at Richer Sounds in Southend Road, Croydon on Monday

its tough being a hard-up alienated teenager, especially if you're 31

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

cannon is the plural of cannon yes.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

So can being beaten with a baton. Although I get that the officer is at least theoretically in closer control of the baton.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

trouble is, the combination of horror at recent events and the tabloid press stirring things up mean that the majority of the general public will take the attitude that if people are rioting then they deserve to be injured and if they don't like it then they shouldn't be rioting. And while I expressed scepticism about the majority wanting the death penalty upthread I strongly suspect that the majority of the public *do* take that view wrt water cannon etc, or at least they do *now* before they've had the opportunity to take a step back and consider the wider societal consequences.

to quote a fb friend, for example: "I still think that when you totally disregard the rights of others you forfeit your own rights, and if police haven't got effective means at their disposal to stop these thugs then the majority are just going to get away with it."

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

another argument on ilx about what is or isn't cannon

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol

xxp think I instinctively went against using "water cannon can..."

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

my understanding is that even if you thought fire hoses were a good idea they wouldn't work here because they take time to set up, and these riots move too quickly. that said i have strong reservations about them. there are ugly historical resonances that haven't gone away.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

every time i hear cannon correctly pluralized i am reminded of http://www.theonion.com/articles/william-safire-orders-two-whoppers-junior,3351/

caek, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

It does strike me, after hearing Cameron's overheated macho bullshit statement given earlier, that he's in no position to criticize teenagers for smoking a bit of draw, opportunistic looting or traveling in packs to do it and I'd like to see his face when someone pulls him up on it. Obviously, the rhetoric he's using is strong because it's essentially the words of a hypocrite, obfuscating.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Sangat TV yet.

Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

The current violence is no longer about Duggan – that was the tipping point into a brutal state of chaos that could have been averted had we wised-up to the fact that if you take everything away from people, they will turn nasty – even to go so far as to turn on themselves. Because really, if society has never done anything for you, why should you care at all for society? If you have nothing left to live for other than a new pair of Nikes from Footlocker (whose brand panders towards you as a symbol of affluence at inflated prices), what’s stopping you just going in and helping yourself?

What do you mean that society hasn't done anything for you? Everyone in this country is entitled to free education till the age of 18, free healthcare for life, free libraries, a reasonable old age pension, a pretty decent minimum wage (compared with other countries), free unemployment benefits and housing (should someone decline work), free legal aid.... and probably countless other things. What more do you think society should do? Don't you think these kids must be pretty stupid if their idea of meaning is to be found in a pair of trainers? Wouldn't you be better off blaming - I dunno - rappers, rather than British "society"? Why on earth is the gut response to blame our society, rather than the fuckwits who want to destroy it?

Zuleika, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

It does strike me, after hearing Cameron's overheated macho bullshit statement given earlier, that he's in no position to criticize teenagers for smoking a bit of draw, opportunistic looting or traveling in packs to do it

If that's all that happened, i suspect the rhetoric wouldn't be so overheated, although i might be wrong. When people start getting burned out of their homes or killed, the tone's going to shift.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

Scottish tourism & media people getting upset up here at people saying "uk or british riots" when its all in england.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

Well done on seeing the bigger picture, Scottish media types.

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

don't think cameron's gonna come out and say "would normally tell you lot to cut this shit out but i was in the bullingdon club a while back so keep it up with the looting and the burning and the beatings"

i mean this might be a comedy right-wing perspective (cf. yesterday) but i think that proposal might not go over to well w/the electorate right now

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

I'd heard video games mentioned before, but is Zuleika the first person to blame the rappers?

Agree that the paragraph s/he quoted is kind of nonsense but still.

peligro, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

I still think that when you totally disregard the rights of others you forfeit your own rights

OTM

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

Well done on seeing the bigger picture, Scottish media types.

i'm not a media type, but i am scottish, and uk riots is absolute bullshit. were the riots in northern ireland last month called "uk riots"? no of course they weren't.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

dont worry jim, if it spreads up here no doubt it will be labelled "scottish riots" ..

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

thought for a moment that was an anti-extreme-reaction sentiment but I understand it probably isn't

xxp

conrad, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

Zuleika, I have no idea if there is a point to your comment or not but I'm guessing... not really, no.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

otm

conrad, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

erm, i think it actually deserves better than that

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

neither of you have, you know, made an argument

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

its tough being a hard-up alienated teenager, especially if you're 31

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 1:38 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

'right-wing' lol of the day

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

Here's some SCIENCE for y'all

Does fiscal consolidation lead to social unrest? From the end of the Weimar Republic in Germany in the 1930s to anti-government demonstrations in Greece in 2010-11, austerity has tended to go hand in hand with politically motivated violence and social instability. In this paper, we assemble crosscountry evidence for the period 1919 to the present, and examine the extent to which societies become unstable after budget cuts. The results show a clear positive correlation between fiscal retrenchment and instability.

http://www.voxeu.org/sites/default/files/file/DP8513.pdf

ledge, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

The results show a clear positive correlation between raps and instability

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

free libraries

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

i mean i was going to go and kick a tramp in the penis the other day but then i remembered i could read an ian mcewan novel without paying for it and then i gave him 20p instead, thanks society

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

Excellent piece from (actual sociologist) Will Davies: http://potlatch.typepad.com/weblog/2011/08/london-riots-the-idiocy-of-left-and-right.html "combine neo-classical economics with the 1960s rhetoric of emancipation, and you have a heady ideological cocktail"

Stevie T, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

what are you saying? im getting told that the closure of youth clubs is a part of this, but also that actually the idea that libraries are a social good is a myth.

xpost

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

thread's gone all tory

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

Wouldn't you be better off blaming - I dunno - rappers, rather than British "society"? Why on earth is the gut response to blame our society, rather than the fuckwits who want to destroy it?

i think 'society' was being used fairly casually here as a byword for like 'life' or the sum total of all active dynamics surrounding these kids, so i don't think that the semantics are especially important, but i think the reason why blaming society is probably relevant is that most people aren't able to live in a state of constant objective appreciation about their baseline-good-luck, a state of good-natured resignation softened by a knowledge that by international standards they could be much worse off. rather they're able to gauge their place in society - the full panorama of british life that they encounter every day - and in that they might detect some of the things that've been raised as causes for this - profound inequality, rife poverty, a lack of opportunity that means rather than "free unemployment benefits and housing" they have "inevitable unemployment benefits and housing". perhaps an objective reading of things would be sobering, but i think having a more immediate reaction to the unfairness of the endemic problems that surround them is pretty understandable.

ps also yes why rappers, what did they do

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

is Zuleika the first person to blame the rappers?

was going to say Tipper Gore, but I think she was more concerned about "profanity" in the lyrics than inciting people to violence, so maybe not.

The rioting is a bit like kicking the cat isn't it? Poor defenceless animal isn't to blame for all the shit going down in yr life, but (i) it's there and (ii) you can't get at the things that really are troubling you.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

they probably know where their english teacher lives tbf

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

i *think* zuleika was being sarky about the rappers?

dunno, i lol'd -- every other damn thing has been blamed, after all.

i liked stevie t's link, though i don't think (said this yesterday) we've experienced much in the way of neoliberalism.

xp

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

mind you, their teacher is probably leading the charge against the richer sounds fascists

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

Wouldn't you be better off blaming - I dunno - rappers, rather than British "society"?

Isn't phrasing it this way a bit similar to the "I'm sorry if you were offended" kind of apology?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

The results show a clear positive correlation between fiscal retrenchment and instability.

lol'd because 'social stability' is a kind of private joke, partly. it was the aim of -- well, you see where im going.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

been seeing the phrase 'bring back the birch' - no exact answers from google but I guess that it means 'bring back capital punishment'?

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Unless they mean the whole tree, that'd be corporal punishment!

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

corporal punishment. hitting 'em on the bum with a bit of tree.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

someone just smashed a plate in the office's adjoining kitchen and everyone jumped out of their skins.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

An enlightening specificity in the first para here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birching

ledge, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

feel like 'British "society"' indicts british society way more successfully than 'broken britain' or w/e

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

Really uncomfortable with a lot of the SMDHing at ppl going all Daily Mail on Facebook. These are the people who get to determine how the country is run and I'm pretty sure the voices who will have the upper hand in the next few weeks. It's a matter for despair not being self-congratulatory.

OTM. Liberals will botch this one if they don't understand why fairly centrist friends are having reactionary spasms. My anger at looters hasn't led me in that direction but it's not hard to see why it would have that effect. If you just sniff "oh, Daily Mail" at people who aren't usually right-wing and don't even acknowledge their fear and anger then you don't stand the faintest chance of convincing people of a progressive response to these riots.

I wish people would drop the Bullingdon Club point as if it's anything more than a glib debate-society quip. I went through a weird, drunken vandalism phase when I was 17 (no dinner jacket, mind) but I don't think it disqualifies me from ever having an opinion on crime.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

so 'bring back the birch' in britain means sterner discipline in the family?

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

I think the schools actually.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

slipper at home, cane in school, birch in young offenders institution. then hang 'em.

ledge, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

"who's the real sick man in this so-called society? is it the looter, taking away a SNES and burning down someone's home before throwing a brick at a fireman, or is it... the small businessman, selling people confectionary..."

so 'bring back the birch' in britain means sterner discipline in the family?

― dayo, Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

no, it was an official punishment

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

they mean stronger punishment in schools and at home too though, i would guess, yes

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah but nobody's seriously thinking about bringing back judicial corporal punishment??

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

Birch makes for an excellent canoe, imo.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

birch bark is excellent kindling, I've been told

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh, 'people' are seriously thinking about it, no doubt; but it won't happen

xpost

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://open.spotify.com/track/2oUA3izOj9Ou1jjLC3gugw

I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

arboreal punishment, surely

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

suggest birching

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

I only mention the youthful transgressions of our ex-Bullingdon pols to point out that poor kids who may also be going through 'just a phase' will not have the luxury of forgiveness from Cameron, who went through such a phase with all the love, support and means a person could have and still did it.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

1444: Scotland's First Minister Alex Salmond

says 250 police officers have been dispatched from Scotland to the Midlands and the north of England to help combat rioting and disorder.

But there will also be 17,000 officers on duty in Scotland tonight, in case violence breaks out.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i don't think it's so much a 'how dare you speak about crime, your rights are rescinded' thing so much as it's, isn't it hypocritical to call this 'straight up criminality' that is devoid of cause and that we should not try to understand

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://somethingniceforashraf.tumblr.com/

potential for laughs here off the scale. a blog set up to suggest and fund doing something nice for the guy who was robbed while injured. not that i don't support the sentiment but can't stop my mind filling with completely weird suggestions. "arrange a flying trip down the grand canyon...", "give him a full body sea kelp treatment", "buy him a gold watch" etc etc

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

birch bark is excellent kindling, I've been told

― dayo, Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:46 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the best!

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

But there will also be 17,000 officers on duty in Scotland tonight, in case violence breaks out.

In case? It breaks out every night!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

birch bark is excellent kindling, I've been told

Cruel to be kind(ling)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

isn't the whole point about the Bullingdon antics that after carrying out their acts of vandalism that they turn up next day with a huge wad of cash and a smile and pay for all the damage they've done, i.e., it is more a display of in yr face, conspicuous "I have considerably more money than *you*" than anything else? Further undermines any comparisons, I would've thought.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Don't give a fuck about Cameron's past but he is coming out with overheated macho bullshit nonetheless

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

When in doubt, go all Churchillian

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhh yes

ledge, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

many xposts

Why not bring back transportation to Australia too? Generally, my simplistic take on all this is that it is not surprising. As we gradually return to 18th century levels of inequality* then we get 18th century social problems and the rioting mob. Expect gin sales to soar next.

* I don't actually know what levels of inequality were like in the 18th century, and I expect the statistics are poor in any case, but you get my point.

Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

or that they turn up and pay fterwards, which is, y'know, something

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

xp Fair point suzy. I was just fed up of seeing that anecdote tweeted again and again but that's a solid explanation. There are so many psychological strands here and one is just a primal, break-stuff urge that has very little to do with class and a lot to do with being young, male and drunk.

Should go without saying that I consider the "pure criminality" line bullshit, albeit predictable bullshit. I feel like we have to wade through so much tedious I-condemn-this/No-I-condemn-this-louder! back-and-forth just as a matter of course, obscuring the truth that understanding the causes and trying to address them isn't some optional lefty indulgence but absolutely essential for any government, unless they plan to ship all the looters off to an island for life.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

the bullingdon club seems remote from the issue to me, but cameron is doing very badly imo. he sounds shaken, angry, not in control, blustering, impulsive

meanwhile the economy is really tanking, osborne hasn't taken any measures, and unsurprisingly nothing has improved -- and again they haven't a fucking clue how to fix the mess, don't even believe that governments can really do much of anything

but none of this augurs well, a damaged, weak-looking tory government could find a route to popularity by being tough

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

^^^But you need MORAL AUTHORITY to use incendiary gung-ho language, and Cameron does not meet this very simple requirement.

BTW it's still criminal damage/violent disorder, even if they do offer to pay for it afterwards. What do you suppose would happen to kids who gave back their stolen goods? Me neither.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

"Pure criminality" line reminds me of New Labour's post 7/7, "terrorism has nothing to do with foreign policy" bullshit where, if you deviated from that line, you were instantly accused of seeking to justify the unjustifiable

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

^^^But you need MORAL AUTHORITY to use incendiary gung-ho language, and Cameron does not meet this very simple requirement.

well alright. who has moral authority in the eyes of the kids on the street though?

[trying to get someone to mention the rappers]

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

he sounds shaken, angry, not in control, blustering, impulsive

He's pretty much always impuslive tho

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Despite everything, the day my bike got nicked, I branded the thieves "subhuman cretins who I will clomp if I see them riding around on it", which I felt and still do feel, is kinda justified. so i kind of get the reactions when people start calling looters "scum" (or worse) - it's just when it's being done so publicly and directed at such a large swathe of people that i feel uncomfortable reading. especially from people who aren't directly affected by them.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

I still think that when you totally disregard the rights of others you forfeit your own rights

ugh this argument. totally misunderstands the concept of a right. you don't fucking earn rights and you can't forfeit them.

I wish people would drop the Bullingdon Club point as if it's anything more than a glib debate-society quip. I went through a weird, drunken vandalism phase when I was 17 (no dinner jacket, mind) but I don't think it disqualifies me from ever having an opinion on crime.

i wish the opposite, i want someone to have the balls to actually throw that quote back at cameron and bojo!

it doesn't disqualify them from having an opinion on crime, but it DOES undermine the thoroughly reprehensible rhetoric that tries to portray the rioters as subhuman scum, or just Bad Kids. surely the obvious thing to draw from it is that, if born into another class or circumstance, those rioters with their penchant for expressing themselves through vandalism and thuggery, could have been cameron and johnson themselves?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

so, it's got nothing to do with your upbringing/community/societal circumstances, rly

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

Also, there is a long strand of popular opinion that hates the police and lauds criminals and criminality, from highwaymen and smugglers to the Krays and Raoul Moat. It's about sticking one to the police/Feds/pigs/the MAN. And the looting/free stuff is also a long-standing tradition - think Whiskey Galore or the MSC Napoli.

I think stuff like this http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/no-shame-no-limits-has-the-behaviour-of-the-mob-destroyed-the-idea-of-british-civility-for-ever-2334863.html

is kind of sentimental crap.

The social norms have always only stretched so far and not extended throughout society. We are quite a violent, venal and nasty place. Not a society at ease with itself. I don't buy the broken Britain argument because of the assumption that we were once whole.

Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

There are so many psychological strands here and one is just a primal, break-stuff urge that has very little to do with class and a lot to do with being young, male and drunk.

could you expand? this is something i've vaguely touched on but i've never understood this urge, whether found in the bullingdon club or football fans or the rioters.

Despite everything, the day my bike got nicked, I branded the thieves "subhuman cretins who I will clomp if I see them riding around on it", which I felt and still do feel, is kinda justified. so i kind of get the reactions when people start calling looters "scum" (or worse) - it's just when it's being done so publicly and directed at such a large swathe of people that i feel uncomfortable reading. especially from people who aren't directly affected by them.

yeah, and in HEADLINES too - the express came through with SWEEP THE SCUM OFF OUR STREETS today, but i was just emailing a friend about metro's use of the word "cretin" in its headline today - i didn't really think it was okay but i didn't really clock how offensive it was until i realised the etymology of the word, it's like branding the rioters RETARDS or SPASTICS in a gigantic headline.

(this fyi is the kind of post-riot journalism you should be getting angry about.)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

Well, Lex, I have a Question Time producer following me on Twit so maybe it will get asked?

Hmm, I dunno... does Barack Obama count as someone they'd listen to, even though he's not terribly given to inflaming rhetoric? BTW if you think these kids care nothing for politics and don't inform themselves, you probably weren't talking to them a couple of years ago when Obama was their avatar for equality getting that little bit closer to them.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

we've got enough problems with Obama's temerity here.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron impulsive? No I think he prefers Blue Note.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they would listen to obama, but i doubt he'd say anything helpful or important

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

But you know what I mean, they do respect him.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

i dont think this is the kind of situation where the absence of an authority figure telling them to calm down is whats preventing the kids from stopping

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Me neither.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

y'know who they'd listen to?
*dons sunglasses*
.......
Samuel Colt
YEEEEEEEAAAAOOOOOW!

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

footage on Sky News of riot police knocking a guy off his bike and taking a hiding last night. They dont know if he was a looter or just some guy out watching it all.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

from that indie article

I can remember when I first saw the cultural norms transgressed; it was on a Sunday evening in August 1976, at the end of the Notting Hill Carnival, which I had been covering as a young reporter for the Daily Mirror [...] There were groups of young men on the street, openly brandishing knives and openly looking to rob

Hmm, was this a generational sea-change or was it one young man seeing things from the perspective of a reporter for the first time? Would not be surprised if similar things would have been seen in mods v rockers altercations, in teddy boy riots, and long before. Twas ever thus.

ledge, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

ugh this argument. totally misunderstands the concept of a right. you don't fucking earn rights and you can't forfeit them.

perhaps this isn't the thread for this conversation but I don't believe this is true at all

"Rights" are a social construct that essentially define what it is to be recognized as a full person in society. If they were innate and not earned, slavery (for one example) would never have existed.

IMO it's really dangerous to take your rights for granted by assuming they are innate and inviolable; that breeds complacency and complacency breeds situations where your rights can be taken away.

(also I don't think "not getting your stuff destroyed" is a right, regardless of who destroys it; rights come into play when another person destroys your stuff and society grants you a mechanism for accusing them and demanding redress)

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

if it was accepted that the 'kids' (like that 31yo guy) were trolling the police and higher authority i doubt they'd pass up the chance to troll the president of teh usa

but i was enjoying that trip through the looking glass, pray continue

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

I don't buy the broken Britain argument because of the assumption that we were once whole.

― Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Don't want to get too into this whole broken britain rubbish but...has this meme been allowed to continue because of a specific set of circumstances in the 40s and 50s (WW2 + resultant demographic shift + resultant full(ish) employment) that did in a way create a certain "past" that was actually an exception rather than a rule, but one which has stuck in some kind of political memory?

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

it sounds like lex is just articulating a basic Jeffersonian concept about rights.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

If they're not listening to the partner of Mark Duggan begging them to stop, i'm not sure who they would listen to.

All the appeals to 'the community' play on a comforting delusion that there are people out there with the weight to bring this to an end. What's the alternative, other than waiting it out, though?

"Rights" are a social construct that essentially define what it is to be recognized as a full person in society. If they were innate and not earned, slavery (for one example) would never have existed.

The rights people are talking about suspending are universal human rights which are recognised as inviolable.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

as in "these rights are innate and self-evident, therefore if someone tries to take them away I will fight to keep them"

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

rioferdy5 Rio Ferdinand
I can't tell the youths exactly what to do but stealing tv's + trainers+burning innocent peoples houses+shops aint solving nothing at all.
9 Aug

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

rio otm

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

i kind of love Rio's tweets.

We are quite a violent, venal and nasty place.

having lived in NYC in pretty analogous areas to where i live now in Hackney i don't think this is true as a blanket statement (for instance, most London school kids are wayyyyy way better behaved than their NYC equivalents); but there is a general culture of fearlessness and low-level criminality that i never really experienced in NYC. for instance i never really even considered the idea that somebody might steal my bag from a bar in New York, whereas in London general theft paranoia is normal and routine. and that's not even, you know, getting into the kind of thing that happens on Sauchiehall Street on a normal Saturday night.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

DizzeeRascal Dizzee Rascal
Yo whats goin on ppl?
8 Aug

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Rights" are a social construct that essentially define what it is to be recognized as a full person in society. If they were innate and not earned, slavery (for one example) would never have existed.

i agree with the first part, and i think it's because they should be considered innate that slavery should not have existed - i suspect we think similarly, i agree re: complacency, but i have a huge issue with the word "earned" because it implies that having rights is incumbent on individual actions.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Don't want to get too into this whole broken britain rubbish but...has this meme been allowed to continue because of a specific set of circumstances in the 40s and 50s (WW2 + resultant demographic shift + resultant full(ish) employment) that did in a way create a certain "past" that was actually an exception rather than a rule, but one which has stuck in some kind of political memory?

Yes, I think you're right (plus welfare state!) I've just spent the morning looking at Hogarth cartoons and reading about the Rookery slum in St Giles so am thinking about London in a certain way.

Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

if britain is broken now how broken was it during the blitz when people stole jewelry from corpses and looted bombed homes?

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

if britain is broken now how broken was it during the blitz when people stole jewelry from corpses and looted bombed homes?

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:24

well i meant post ww2 rather than during - and i didn't meant to suggest people were "different" in any way or in any number, more a specific set of circumstances that followed

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

"cretinism" is a def a thing, p gross to put that in a headline but I guess this is England so

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

for instance i never really even considered the idea that somebody might steal my bag from a bar in New York, whereas in London general theft paranoia is normal and routine.

Really? Honestly, I lived in NYC for 5 years and got my bag stolen at least twice. I kind of appreciate the "heads ups" in London pubs and restaurants (also the sub-table hooks)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

Minor aside on frequent use of the word "scum": I wonder how many people are using it in a deliberately loaded, sinister, these-people-are-subhuman way and how many are just stuck for non-sweary alternatives to cunt? I feel quite happy calling looters cunts but if I didn't like swear words and needed a word that was similarly venomous and cathartic I don't know what I'd say. I find "scum" a creepy, Travis Bickle-y word to use but I'm not sure everyone else is thinking about it in those terms.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

well i meant post ww2 rather than during

Of course there's a meme that predates that, "People was poor in the Depression but we never stole from anyone"

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

how broken was britain when the archbishop of canterbury was MURDERED in his own CATHEDRAL

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

but the trains ran on time

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

all this is reminding me that england is the only place I've ever felt like someone might pop me just for w/e

aside from like redneck bars in mt

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

well observed, they will

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

This is something I am having trouble explaining to people here

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'd hazard that most ppl are using scum as a subhuman epithet, not because they're searching for an alternative to cussing

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Doesn't happen in LA (or SF), very often

xp

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

karen i can totally believe that (and i was burgled three times in NYC); but it felt different. in london it feels like a constant possibility. could just be me, of course. but i'm not sure. there's also a kind of ingrained culture of post-pub fighting that just doesn't exist in the States

xpost all this is reminding me that england is the only place I've ever felt like someone might pop me just for w/e

yeah, this

in a kind of perverse way i have often harbored a kind of admiration for the barefaced cheek of the petty london criminal; it seems to indicate less of any sort of respect for - or fear of - authority than one tends to find in the States. there are all these wild lamentations flying about now about oh GAWD these youths don't respect any sort of authority!! and i don't, prima facie, have a problem with that. at all!

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

dublin, surely, gbx

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I was interested to hear your thoughts on this, Tracer

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

"pop" as in "hit"?

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Something unsaid in that Independent piece about the death of civility:

As the Fifties became the Sixties, society became liberated and far less docile and there were rumbles, there was industrial unrest: Mods and Rockers fought on the beach at Brighton; students demonstrated against the Vietnam war. But somehow, although it provoked indignation from retired colonels, none of this really stepped outside the bounds of the culture.(Because they were white) I can remember when I first saw the cultural norms transgressed; it was on a Sunday evening in August 1976, at the end of the Notting Hill Carnival, which I had been covering as a young reporter for the Daily Mirror. The event ended in rioting. I had covered riots before, in Northern Ireland, but that evening I saw something new. (Black people) It wasn't just people throwing rocks at the police. There were groups of young men on the street, openly brandishing knives and openly looking to rob. It was chilling. It took me some time to work out why it was different (Black people) but eventually I realised that it was the openness of their behaviour which was so startling.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

in london it feels like a constant possibility

Think you're being a teensy bit paranoid there, fella

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

crown-sourcing my nervousness here: reports of big explosion heard in mare street a few minutes ago -- reports on twitter so very possibly nonsense :(

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

I was just in London for the first time in many years and the ever-present threat of 'mindless' violence in England is something that always shakes me up there.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Tough to talk about the UK-US differences without getting all DM about it. Both places obv have their fair share of young people who don't give a fuck, but I do think it is expressed differently in the UK, manifests itself more as a "mod" thing than incredible acts of callous violence by individuals/opportunists

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

The violence in the US is just under the surface more, I suspect. It's shared by everyone

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

"mod"="mob", btw

haha

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

I was just in London for the first time in many years and the ever-present threat of 'mindless' violence in England is something that always shakes me up there.

You people really need to get a grip!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

some good eyewitness stuff that actually talks to the kids involved http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2011/08/10/views-from-the-streets/

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

I think "ever-present" is a bit strong, yes

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

this is worth a read too http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-demonised-youth/

The Jeremy Kyle benefit thief caricature is one we lap up, but it is a fallacy that all our ‘disaffected youth’ expect to have handouts. I could stand on my soapbox all day and preach that if you’re young and want to be independent, there is nothing more demoralising than relying on charity from the state. Nobody wants to admit they’re broke; the financial climate has at least meant more people have felt that pang of shame.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

I also think some people interpret this fear as ppl saying "I don't like being in such close quarters with a lot of people who aren't like me" but it's more "I want to stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes without getting messed with by a group of teenagers"

many xp

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

And yeah, that last piece. It's really kind of a self-perpetuating image. Kids think that is how they are supposed to be, to look good, to protect themselves, whatev.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

there's also a kind of ingrained culture of post-pub fighting that just doesn't exist in the States

This is true, but that's generally confined to pub chucking out time. NYC's later opening hours kind of defrayed that.

I don't know, I have often had the opposite feeling, that London feels safe, familiar, that I rarely feel on my guard threatened and dangerous like I did in (parts of) NYC.

That could just be me, though, London is protected by an air of childhood nostalgia, while NYC was always the "big bad" thing to watch out for, living Upstate?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

Tom D. having had loads of stuff nicked from pubs and challenged to fights on zero pretext whatsoever i don't really think i'm being paranoid! not saying i'm always on edge or anything.

this is all very conradictory for me, though. i feel wayyy safer in Brixton or Bow than i do in, say, Crown Heights.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Ok, not ever-present, and I'm not so much worried about getting shot or getting mugged as I might be in the States but there's a weird edginess about English society, a one-ups-manship about brawling and disregard for social niceties amongst a certain but relatively ubiquitous type of guy that I find unsettling.

Also re the 'scum' thing: totally reminds me of Sarkozy's 'canaille' remark after riots in the Paris suburbs.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

I've never been anyplace that seemed more like a powderkeg of untapped frustrated violence than Dresden in the summer of 1991.

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

"I want to stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes without getting messed with by a group of teenagers"

This has never happened to me tbh.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

Monday night is the first time Hackney didn't feel safe to me, in 20-odd years. And even then it was more the risk of fire than people.

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gRhc0.jpg

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

That's interesting. NYC felt really intense to me when I first visited, in the mid-90s. I suppose a lot of this can be in our heads. I am weirded out by how some areas of London have been whitewashed since I left, but sometimes I feel a perverse desire to feel the intensity of walking through some of them on a hot night 15-20 years ago, maybe when I was a kid and thought less about the causes and consequences of things.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

That's interesting, Tom. Where do you live/where did you grow up?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

I've never been anyplace that seemed more like a powderkeg of untapped frustrated violence than Dresden in the summer of 1991.

*drags on cigarette, exhales wistfully, carefully sips espresso*

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

Also re the 'scum' thing: totally reminds me of Sarkozy's 'canaille' remark after riots in the Paris suburbs.

"racailles" iirc?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

teenagers mess with ppl in new york city too

not with me, im very intimdating

but... other people

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Also realising that the paranoia of mens fear and the paranoia of womens fear might have very different foci (focuses?) though.

Like, I'm never going to get called out for a fight or roughed up (except for some very scary women in the loo at The Russian Bar) but far more unnerved by men who seem to threaten sexual violence or harassment. Which was a lot more common in NYC (but that might have just been because I was younger when I lived there. That's complicated.)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Minor aside on frequent use of the word "scum": I wonder how many people are using it in a deliberately loaded, sinister, these-people-are-subhuman way and how many are just stuck for non-sweary alternatives to cunt? I feel quite happy calling looters cunts but if I didn't like swear words and needed a word that was similarly venomous and cathartic I don't know what I'd say. I find "scum" a creepy, Travis Bickle-y word to use but I'm not sure everyone else is thinking about it in those terms.

― Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:29 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, this is interesting. The semantics behind the word "scum" sounds horrible and derogatory to me - almost worse than "cunts", which to me is just an appropriate swear word for people who do this kind of thing. "Scum" is so close to the bone - it insinuates "the dregs of society", people who need to be eradicated - washed away. I personally object to it, but you could be right about it just being a preferred non-sweary term. I've just never heard it used so often by so many people to refer to one group of people in society (other than the Tories that is).

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

I can't speak to NYC, 'cause I don't know it well and there is definitely violence in my city/State but I know how to avoid it a lot better.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

if i were in charge everyone would be sent to a farm to work between the ages of 13 and 21

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

that was thousands of xposts btw xpost

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not really basing my apprehension on unfamiliarity or anything---the only time i've been hassled with, as TH said, zero pretext has been in small town lanc after bar close.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Is there more of a ghettoization of violence in the US - if you can avoid certain neighbourhoods you're generally ok? Whereas in London everything is much more mixed up? I kind of think anyone who has been on Z2-3 London bus in the last 15 years wouldn't be too surprised by recent events.

Stevie T, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

That's interesting, Tom. Where do you live/where did you grow up?

Live in London, 10 years. Before that Glasgow. Grew up in Paisley.

Places you wouldn't want to hang about in at closing time: Paisley >>>> Glasgow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> London

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

except for some very scary women in the loo at The Russian Bar

lol, or the coat check girl! if looks could kill...

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

teenagers mess with ppl in new york city too

I really don't think it's the same, but it's JMO

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Is there more of a ghettoization of violence in the US - if you can avoid certain neighbourhoods you're generally ok? Whereas in London everything is much more mixed up?

i think there is a lot of truth to that.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol actually, thanks to growing up under a microscope as one of the few people of color (like literally under 25 ppl) within a 15 mile radius, I feel generally safer in pretty much any large, reasonably cosmopolitan city area than I do in small towns or suburbs

except Newark

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

"racailles" iirc? You're right but same difference.

I have no problem with calling them thugs, though.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Midlands cities in the provinces are much, much scarier than London, TBH. Situations I've been witness to in, like, Nottingham or ... dammit, not Northampton but somewhere near it, maybe Corby? That were terrifying on a level that's nothing like the messiness of Brixton on a Friday night.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Stevie T OTM

I grew up in a suburb of London and honestly whenever stuff happened to me it was always riding/waiting for the last bus/train out of town. Always groups of kids. You can see them waiting to start something as soon as you sit down, that inevitable awkward moment when everyone present tries to pretend they aren't scared and keeps their nose in the Metro/pretends to be asleep

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Also never see any violence on a bus in London and I get them all the time, the only argy-bargy I've ever seen was invariably caused by me

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

i think there is a lot of truth to that.

― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:52 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah, for sure.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

lol actually, thanks to growing up under a microscope as one of the few people of color (like literally under 25 ppl) within a 15 mile radius, I feel generally safer in pretty much any large, reasonably cosmopolitan city area than I do in small towns or suburbs

except Newark

loool

"jews, hispanics, white, black - we're all one race. the human race! except for puerto ricans."

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

What I mean to say was it was always once you get out of centre of town that this stuff starts. Stating the obv. but it seems like boredom more than desperation or anger, and a feeling that you can get away with it

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

xps: like when odd future wolf gang kill them all get on your bus and you have to so pointedly ignore them that you can tell whether they are smoking a joint or a pipe?

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

The one time I felt scared about a group of young people approaching me, turned out that they wanted to know where the nearest vet was - so I felt quite bad for being nervous about them. Walk quick, keep your head down, don't talk to strangers, kinda the rule for any city, innit?

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

turned out that they wanted to know where the nearest vet was

LOL. Unless they wanted to burned it down :(

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

yes like that jon/via/chia/pet 2.0

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

"Walk quick, keep your head down, don't talk to strangers, kinda the rule for any city, innit?"

Here in LA I think it's "stay in your car and always use the valet"

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Although I suppose the US is the only place I've had coins thrown at me and been called a "Jew" (which I suppose is accurate, at least)

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

whoa!! where was that??

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

And for the record, I took those coins and used them to buy just a little bit more of the banks and media

xp Memphis =)

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

you did not get as welcome a reception as marc cohn i guess

max, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaaa you're very good at this kind of thing, kudos

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

This was on Beale St too!

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

He might have walked there disguised as a Gentile

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

"Next time throw twenties, you cheap bastards!"

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

I must dust off my gentile costume and se promenade through Highland Park in it. The shoes in particular are exquisite fun

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

This also reminds me of a post David Byrne wrote about walking through Valencia, CA and feeling more afraid then he ever did in NYC. Suburbs are so weird

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

the only argy-bargy I've ever seen was invariably caused by me

bit overzealous pushing the stop button, i'll bet. don't worry, we've all done things we're ashamed of.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

(explosion on mare street = malicious rumour i think)

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

Explosion on Mare Street = outtake from the Jam's 1978 album, "All Mod Cons"

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, about an hour and a half ago, 7 or 8 of those big navy blue riot police vans drove past my work, since then the rumour mill has been on overdrive. I'm guessing a lot of people have seen the vans and jumped to all sorts of conclusions...

peligro, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

once you see three cars torched in less than three hours less than 300 yards from yr house you get a bit twitchy :\

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha it's ok, you get a pass mark

kinda freaky for me to remember that until april my son went to a childminder in... the pembury estate :/

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Completely understandable, Mark. I think most of London is trying to be jokey to cover up the twitch reflex right now.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's kind of odd at the moment, people are being a bit more light-hearted but after nothing happening (in London) last night there's a feeling of waiting to see what's next, like can it just have ended as abruptly as that?

peligro, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

never been anywhere in london or new york that felt as intimidating as limerick city which is p depressing and strange. idk if you can like build a league table.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

but i mean this ruckus didn't really come that near me, some p low level looting at the end of my street and that was all.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

there was about as may ppl hanging out watching as there was looting.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

difficult to compare experiences in your own city (whichever that is) and other cities or places though!

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

I wasn't trying to do a "league table", I was trying to articulate the differences in character of the threat I sometimes feel in certain places.

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

difficult to compare anywhere to limerick tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

But FWIW Edgware is harder than any of your manors

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

So, Sean Boscott's not a very nice guy, huh?

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1738/boscott2.png

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

never been anywhere in london or new york that felt as intimidating as limerick city

Not Jewish are you?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmo8DG1gno4&feature=youtu.be

historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre400/e433/e43356p23i1.jpg

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

there was a young person of [insert locale here]
who hated the cops and liked [insert consumer good]
as we cowered in our homes
like the underpants gnomes
[final line asserts greater hardness of different locale]

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

idk i used to blithely walk past smashing bottles on o'connell st. the worst i've seen in london is two scary guys on acid chasing me into my back garden. nothing genuinely threatening.

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

That video is interesting...idk

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

The note of sadness feels appropriate

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

29yo guy getting rowdy in croydon magistrates said sky earlier

tough being a grown-up, paying bills and shit, gonna go ram-raid dixons

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

the good aspect of the riots is the return of early ilx era grandee mark s

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

hear hear, <3 mark

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol actually, thanks to growing up under a microscope as one of the few people of color (like literally under 25 ppl) within a 15 mile radius, I feel generally safer in pretty much any large, reasonably cosmopolitan city area than I do in small towns or suburbs

except Newark

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:52 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah this. when i went to london for Uni I initially felt more I guess uncomfortable, but at the same time safer then whenever I ventured outside the radius of my village back home.

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

The note of sadness feels appropriate

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl),

i totally agree. i found it pretty affecting tbh.

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

'Darren, from Birmingham, texts: Could the government not cut all benefit payments for a period to any 'rioters' charged and subsequently found guilty? Most will no doubt only get a fine, but a cut in benefit will hit them harder!'

What benefits is that teacher on?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I have watched it a few times over. Okay, he gives the looters a little too much credit but he identifies something that I think many people feel everywhere, not just in London, or England. I like this comment too:

One thing this guy forgot to say - we've been criminalising kids for years - they're doing what we've accused them of all along.

jaylpl 1 hour ago

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Be pretty pissed if I was a police who just had their holiday cancelled with scant possibility of a refund.

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

sure beating up black kids is suitable compensation for them /bbc news-related panel show contestant

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if Houston will be the next riot /rave city

I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

looooool

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/broadcasters/channel-4/c4-pulls-online-film-following-riots/5030711.article

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Fiona Armstrong vs Darcus Howe, BBC have apologised

Armstrong: "You are not a stranger to riots yourself I understand, are you? You have taken part in them yourself."

Howe: "I have never taken part in a single riot. I've been part of demonstrations that ended up in a conflict. Stop accusing me of being a rioter and have some respect for an old West Indian Negro, because you wanted for me to get abusive. You just sound idiotic - have some respect."

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

I hope they apologized for interviewing him in the first place

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

When did he get so old?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Darcus Howe is a prince

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

has dom p. checked in? or is he a scarfed rioter?

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

I'd heard video games mentioned before, but is Zuleika the first person to blame the rappers?

Agree that the paragraph s/he quoted is kind of nonsense but still.

I wasn't blaming the rappers. The Dog Latin whine about "society" seems rather more fautous than blaming rappers to me. The first person in court for this was a primary school teacher ffs

Also think it's rather sad that "free libraries" should get cynical little ilx lolz. There have been large numbers of people that would have given a great deal to get access to the world's literature. And a great number who have had their lives transformed by books.

Zuleika, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

my life was transformed by rap & video games

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Books are awesome but many people do not live the kind of lives that leave time and opportunity to read or discover reading

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

our librarian was a noted pederast

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, don't worry about free libraries the Liberals and Tories are doing their best to get rid of them, then all we'll be able to do is listen to rap music, eh?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

'BBC political reporter Ed Lowther reports that the first e-petition to pass 100,000 threshold looks set to be one calling for rioters to lose benefits: it's at 78,000 signatures and needs to get past 100,000 for the backbench business committee of MPs to discuss whether or not to call a Commons debate on it.'

Do teachers get many state benefits?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

I do realise that reading Evelyn Waugh is probably well down yer average looter's list of priorities - even if he is a primary school teacher. But some of us do appreciate these things.

Zuleika, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Well you should count yourself lucky, really

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

looks like i picked the wrong day to give up reading about riots

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

pat on the back for sure

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure Evelyn wouldn't have wanted any of the lower classes reading his books anyway

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

i appreciate kung fu movies but wdn't want to make any claims for them as personally improving

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

my life was transformed by rap & video games

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't know if you meant this as a joke but I've been pondering this, and tbh it's true for me.

pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Do teachers get many state benefits?

It's called a job, I think. And that teacher is indeed likely to lose his.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

even tho they have strong ethical centres and handy tips for how to deal with a riot

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

kung fu movies that is

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

anyway sorry if we're going with "these people need to get with the self-help programme" then i'll just be posting snark for the next half hour or so

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

samuel smiles, now that fella knew what was up

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

what if your library is full of kung fu movies and rap cds and the internet, eh, what then

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F0pIhc_iXg

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

these rioters have ripped out the nourishing taproot of tradition

my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

what if your library is full of kung fu movies and rap cds and the internet, eh, what then

That'll be a popular library then

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Leavis wd've known what to do with these fuckers

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

a quick close-reading of Women in Love shd be punishment enough for any foul-mouthed street urchin

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

Stay in and be a self-promoting dick on Facebook #OperationLookingForAJobOnT4

Almost as bad as the cash-in "I survived the #londonriots" t-shirts being sold on ebay.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

As if by magic - here's a piece on the language of riot coverage: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/10/uk-riots-language?CMP=twt_fd

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

hang on or did Lawrence start all this shit i can't remember now

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

...it's almost like the ppl at Comment Is Free are reading ILX or something!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

mandatory dickens for murderers

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

let it go, d

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

haha

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

it's true i actually believe that last one

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

honestly rap and video games are the two things that keep me from rioting and looting some days

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, pity i d/l all that shit illegally tho

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe we should blame football and its attendant culture of greed

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

hey now

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14481311

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, this really isn't going to end well, whatever happens, is it?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Most worried about Birmingham.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

best thing i read today <3 <3 <3

Jodelka ( o ) ( o )
#OperationCupOfTea serves to soothe the nerves of people who for one night were out of their comfortable little bubble, GTFO
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NGL I was shitting it and no one deserves to feel scared that their home or business might be burned to the ground
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But who's gonna look at that and think "I have nothing, I have nothing to lose, oh fuck me what have I been doing LETS SIT DOWN FOR A CUPPA"
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GET THE FUCKING VEGAN CUPCAKES OUT TOO! Fuck off
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No fine carry on serving your own interests
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Just know that serving your own interests is what has led to an "underclass" of people who feel pushed to the edge whose needs are ignored
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Fucking vegan cupcakes
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Getting along peacably, cleaning up your area, that's all great, but the attitude of Lets All Have A Cup Of Tea is as isolating to....
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....the rioters as any other gulf in British society and our class system. It's putting a plaster on an arterial bleed
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saharailyas sara
by Jodelka
Operation K M Tea more like
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lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

"robust"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1b74BdPfSQ&feature=youtu.be

nh (cozen), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

I know I shouldn't get my rumours from twitter but the word is Birmingham city's "firm" is marching to the bullring to "assist" the police.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

xp that's...alarming

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

it wd be if there was more than 6 of them

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

and they'll fuck off home as soon as they start losing

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

One woman in particular was not impressed by the Mayor's words, telling him, "This would not happen anywhere else in the world, except England. The woman's brain was reportedly the size of a peanut, and she has widely been credited with one of the stupidest quotes to date since the beginning of the riots.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Photoshoplooters is really providing a needed dose of surreal mockery to defuse frightening demonised figures. Well, it's making me feel a lot better, anyway.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Though I'm sure Jodelka would condemn me for that, along with cups of tea and vegan cake. Whatevs.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

they're looting CATS

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

Looting cats and lutes and my little ponies and unicorns makes me laugh in a way that releases the stress of the 3am wakeups.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

i liked this one

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224586_10150258199751377_631756376_7997890_1772221_n.jpg

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

live Sangat TV feed

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sangat-tv

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

statement by father of one of the men killed last night

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

i think in frightening times like these we can come together and accept that the real enemy is vegans

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

specifically vegans who bake

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

i'm with you but we'll probly need another thread to deal with the butthurt from it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

kinda think you carnivores need to examine yr privilege in not needing vegan cupcakes

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

kinda think veganism is ok if it is done as a shameful private secret and not publically aired

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'm vegetarian and I have a tofu and brown rice faux-bibimbap for lunch.

I eat fish though

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Fish is one of my favourite vegetables

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

OK I'm a pescavore. The point being that I miss a nice al pastor burrito

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

Nasty Brutish & Short, would it be fair to say Rooney "looted" the Glazers via his contact negotiations?

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

contract

Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzNmrYrGs_8&feature=player_embedded

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

I wasn't blaming the rappers. The Dog Latin whine about "society" seems rather more fautous than blaming rappers to me. The first person in court for this was a primary school teacher ffs

He was a teachers' assistant, not a teacher. They're paid a pittance. Not saying it isn't a job, which is more than some people have, but it's a non-negligible difference.

I'm slightly cynical about the first person up in court being a guy with a responsible job in a primary school, rather than some random hoodie from a rough estate who's never worked in his life. It almost seems designed to elicit the exact reaction that Zuleika's giving.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://dailycensored.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/conspiracytheories1.png

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I said almost, I'm not that cynical yet.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh come on there was definitely a 2nd shooter

℗⎣▲✘ (ico), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

otoh, this guy - who appears to be something of a prannet - may well have just been much easier to catch than yr average criminalised yoof

thomp, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

Bailey's over the age of 18 so there are no issues with identification and he admitted to the crime. Given how young most of the others going through today are, and the fact most are pleading not guilty, it's understandable that he'd be one of the first to be put in the press.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Nasty Brutish & Short, would it be fair to say Rooney "looted" the Glazers via his contact negotiations?

I am unable to think of any response to this question

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

I'll take that as a no

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

I had a prawn stir fry for dinner just now. Are pescavores down with that?

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah!

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Cool.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/10/croydon-woman-jump-burning-building

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

Konczyk's friends said she was still too traumatised to talk about her ordeal. She may change her mind when she is told about the PR companies and picture agencies touting to represent her and the media organisations offering money for her story.

quality journalism at its finest

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

I liked this, the little convo at the end between the kid and the cop is funny: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2011/aug/10/eltham-riots-police-videos

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

Books are awesome but many people do not live the kind of lives that leave time and opportunity to read or discover reading

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i hear what you saying, but... ehhhhh this all started coz zuleika says, 'we have libraries'. it's not that big a thing, but elsewhere you'll see mentioned youth clubs and fucking state-of-the-art music tech centres as things whose withdrawal are among the causes of the looting. and also obviously the EMA, which is for sixth-formers, who, i guess, once in a while, in theory, are meant to read a little. i obviously get that life on a london estate isn't super-peaceful and all of that, cutting down on opportunities. (though i think back to harold pinter who grew up poor in hackney, and it wasn't exactly prosperous or quiet then.) all im saying is enough snark on the libraries, really.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Did you think I was being snarky?

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

well... a little bit dismissive yes

and you know how i hate snark!

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

No, I wasn't. I was basically in agreement with what you just said.

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

ok. i shall let you pass.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

Like, I mean that I think "books" and other opportunities are awesome but average people are being squeezed and are too stressed out and exhausted to take advantage of them

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

xx/p allow it, blud

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

yes that's how kids talk. Funny, isn't it?

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

so was this eltham thing an actual EDL action or just grumpy locals that didn't go to the same minor public schools as the journos pointing the finger?

NB yes i saw that the first dude was a millwall fan

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I see a bunch of shaven-headed white dudes clustering in SE9 and my initial thoughts go in a Millwall/Norris Family direction but YMMV.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but that's kinda what i mean. they aren't all skinheads w/swastikas tattooed on their foreheads eh

and before someone says it i know stephen lawrence was murdered in eltham but i doubt the entire postcode watches 'downfall' on rewind if you catch my drift

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

My dad keeps saying it's the parents fault - that when he was a lad "children respected their elders and were taught right from wrong, these days the parents don't care". So if that's the case, at what point did parent's "stop caring"? Are there really more "bad parents" today than there were in the 50s?

Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

This Guardian piece talks to some of the parents around Tottenham:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/10/uk-riots-liberal-right-parent

It's not an enviable job.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

I bet his dad said that as well.

xpost

a million anons (onimo), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

difficult to say re: "bad parents". i don't believe that parenting particularly affects social personality. in the 1950s children whose parents weren't bothered what they got up to were subject to much more informal social supervision, i'd've thought. and certain catalysts, for want of a better word, eg BOOZE, wd have been considerably less available to kids on the streets back then.

of course when people say things about "the parents" they aren't really interested in a deep sociological or psychological analysis of changes in the experience of childhood and young adulthood imo

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

somewhat prescient

http://totallyteutonic.tumblr.com/post/3360551563/two-evenings-a-week-i-am-part-of-a-team-that-does

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe but shit doesn't really get this crazy in just a few months

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

the knock-on from the withdrawal of EMA is gonna be horrific imo but hey it's okay because the school leaving age is being raised so if they don't turn up for education or training we can prosecute their oh god

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

shit doesn't really get this crazy in just a few months

a lot of the arguments about youth service cuts probly have an element of special pleading to them but if you cut away services that are providing a very basic level of care and support - not magically making poverty disappear - then shit cd get pretty crazy pretty quickly

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

i think it's all down to the economy, i blame the parent companies

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

My dad keeps saying it's the parents fault - that when he was a lad "children respected their elders and were taught right from wrong, these days the parents don't care". So if that's the case, at what point did parent's "stop caring"? Are there really more "bad parents" today than there were in the 50s?

― Chris, Wednesday, August 10, 2011 8:40 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i've been sparring with the olds about this. in the end i think they are probably a bit right. i don't think 'twas ever thus' is a good answer. obviously they belonged to 'an historically specific time and place blah blah blah', i.e. twentieth-century britain. i know two hundred years ago it was rowdier and all of that. in the cities anyway. but eventually we had the church, secondary education, etc. probably made a difference, if not to every single strata of society.

but actually i think this is a red herring, riots-wise. when i think about badly behaved young folk, i have in mind the drunk and apparently not very at all poor kids/teenagers/whatevers i see in my provincial town centre at midnight.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

something happening in Eltham ? Where in london is that? the sky helicopter is showing loads of riot police and it appears theres a gang of kids hanging around.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

but rarely rioting, tbf HM

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

... i know. im just saying, the b&t crowd you get on a monday round here are a bunch of assholes. sorry kids but it's true.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

tbf the level of casual violence and vandalism of yr average pissed-up weekend must amount to a lot over the course of 12 months tho?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D5EF66400000578-774_470x728.jpg

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

my wife works in one of the tougher areas of Hull and has known several primary school kids (aged up to 11) whose main problem at school is that they're often too hungover to do anything

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

oof

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

once upon a time they'd be out on the trawlers at 14 so it was ok eh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

woah

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol darragh well yeah like hm said everything in its historical context but this is a backwater city so i can only imagine the lives some kids are left to lead in places like London. and i don't think most people have an inkling of how this goes down.

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

"The girls accept drunkenness as part of the normal pattern. They are amused by it; regard it as the normal way in which to celebrate."

...

"At home washing is a real difficulty. The girls have what may seem to the outsider a foolish modesty in these matters. I have learned to see that in some cases they are wise not to undress to wash properly in front of brothers and fathers."

...

"There are many broken homes. Twenty-two per cent have no father, 5 per cent no mother; these figures may be higher in reality. At home corporal punishment (belting, a crack, a good hiding) is a common punishment. Some of it is severe and I have known a boy run away and sleep out for several nights for fear of the beating which he expected ... Gambling is common in phases among the boys, with cards, tossing coins etc. Betting on horses and pools is not infrequent, but then fathers send their sons to the local bookmakers to lay bets and collect winnings, even pursuing them into school to retrieve the money. Obtaining money by violence or threat is a fairly common form of bullying younger children."

(from The Newsom Report 1963 - 'twas ever thus' is a simplification, but I don't think there was ever a real golden age, in spite of what people like Peter Hitchens wistfully wish we could return to)

carson dial, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EoUqk.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

west of ireland 1993 tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

think the police are taking on the eltham vigilantes discussed earlier

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/6421ce

it's tough being a hard-up disaffected teen, esp. when yr dad is a company director and your family home is a converted barn

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Yob may refer to:

* Yobbo or Yob, an uncouth individual or thug

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yob is also old-style East End Jewish back-slang, 'boy' backwards.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

The 'leader' of the EDL (I don't think they really have leaders, but this bloke calls himself one) has just been arrested in Leicester for "failing to disperse" (presumably a public order offence). The EDL came down to the city centre yesterday and disrupted a bunch of kids holding a banner proclaiming 'peace on our streets' (pic - http://yfrog.com/h7ra3vnj) - which probably led to some of the disorder we saw here yesterday. This is one of the problems bigging up vigilantes - you really only want the right kind of vigilantes.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

don't think it's jewish or unique to london xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

This is one of the problems bigging up vigilantes - you really only want the right kind of vigilantes.

same is true of rioters eh aggro voyeurs

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

^^^well, back in the shtetl otherwise known as my hometown, you don't have the word 'yob' - Jewish Americans have other words to describe jerks.

Basically you want passive resistance and a non-violent approach if you're trying to reclaim territory on a moral high ground tip. Not hallmarks of EDF morons.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

what is EDF?

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

right-wing faction is my guess

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

Électricité de France?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Is that telegraph article complaining about the BBC calling the riots in England "English" instead of "British"???

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/369610574.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1313012056&Signature=i504rslBiNXx0aTIUXG%2FBaArfO4%3D

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

English Defence League. basically a thinly veiled version of far right party the BNP only they're not racist they just hate muslims

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

EDL, sorry - English Defense League, latest remix of anvil-headed white people who aren't racist, honest, it's just all these immigrants thieving OUR jobs. xp HAAAAA

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah of course, i just mean it's not yiddish derived and iirc back-slang isn't unique to london either, if yob even is back-slang (i think it may be convenient 'retconning') many-xps

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/6421ce <---zoom in on telegraph front page for bitter lolz

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobbo

It's back-slang and it's a VERY London thing.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Is that Canine Care woman looting a dog?

xpost

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

(in America, we have Pig Latin)

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

tbf that is a wikipedia "article", it doesn't mention the London-centricity of back-slang, and i'm a bit suspicious of the whole back-slang idea because "yob" is the only word of it that appears to survive in common usage. it's a contentious subject i think it wd be fair to say.

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

Like the Telegraph reference to Exeter being a 'favourite of the Boden-wearing classes'. Perfect combination of shock at wealthy offspring being involved and NQOCD snarking.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

that wiki entry led me to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chav.svg

☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8693558/Immigrants-love-this-country-more-than-we-do.html

check the comments (or dont if you want to stay sane)

sample of the comments

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We have these in Northern Ireland.

Black and yellow devils from the Mainland who side with our ancient green foe against loyal Ulstermen.

They put good chippers out of business with their foul food; they dont drink and do not celebrate the 12th!

They wouldnt know a potatoe if it grew out ot their arse!

We have the men to put down this revolt.

God save the Queen and God save Ulster.

Haploid

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

the wiki page has the dreaded 'citation needed' tag on the crucial paragraph though to be fair heh heh. i know it's not from america obv!

what NV said in the meanwhile

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

if a spud grew out of my arse i'd make it my business to find out the details tbph

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

interestingly heavily used on Finnish Wikipedia.

xpost

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

check the comments (or dont if you want to stay sane)

advice for all time

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Uh, yobbo is a v common old aus slang word fwiw

Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

thanks to a former solution for disposing of yobbos

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/13125a65-e730-4ecf-b823-8f50ebae3ce5.jpg

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

LOL!

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Dg check the 1st comment here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8691353/Riots-a-Tory-PM-must-always-deliver-peace-and-order.html

I wondered what he meant by "Guy Fawkes Club" , I think he must be related to the chipper loving ulsterman i quoted earlier.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think that's true is it? I was way too drunk to actually find a link last night, someone else linked it I'm fairly sure!

Apologies, it was actually history mayne who first mentioned it.

Alba, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

is newsnight always this excruciating

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

PaulLewis Paul Lewis
Candle-lit vigil at scene of #Birmingham deaths. Almost completely silent. #ukriots http://yfrog.com/h86i7foej

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

edl guy there confirming what i saw on twitter, people protesting they weren't edl in eltham and that they'd turned up and hijacked the scene

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

check the comments (or dont if you want to stay sane)

i checked them. my lord.

5ish finkel (goole), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

Madix was good on Newsnight I thought. Made a better job of that role than the terrible MC last night.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing Jewish about "yob"

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

depends on the yob

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

let's raeh it for the yob
let's give the yob a dnah

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

the yob from amenapi

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Stuart: Just wondering whether you're fully conversant with the new line. Whether you're really up to speed?
Peter: Well, I don't know, am I? Because I get people stopping me in the street and saying "Are you still for locking up yobbos?" and I say "Yeah, of course we are!" and then I think 'Are we?' because maybe I missed a memo from you. Maybe I should understand yobbos, or not even call them yobbos. Call them young men with issues around stabbin

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

Zoe Williams was just really, really good on Newsnight BTW.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

She was really impressive. Humane, balanced, quick with her responses. Opponent just blathering conservative think tank dogma.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

here's a whole page of butcher's backslang

yob is on the list but CLEARLY SHOULDN'T BE, unless the butcher was one of sweeney todd's clients

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

Boys in my school formed a baby frat and called it REEB but this is serendipitous.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

i heart victorianweb: "It was, in fact, invented by costermongers — possibly even a costermonger — in the 1830s or '40s. The first reference to it is in Mayhew's London Labour and the London Poor in 1851."

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

God newsnight has been fucking woeful ths week. Gavin esler is just a smug chattering cunt who appears to have no grasp on the issues involved bt more pointedly no interest in finding out. The bit with zoe wiliams was good tonight bt other than that their panelists have been way under par. Ch 4 news at 7pm has been so much better and just had more challenging coverage overall.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Agreed. Very disappointing debate for the most part. if Bojo and Cameron flew back from holidays for this then Paxman should have as well.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

If you can find the ch.4 news interview online thats with the youth worker and labour mp - dont know their names, sorry- you should do. Really, I imagine the newsnight team must be the most unbearable sorts of media luvies going from the 'black youth' representatives they called in the past few nights. As in, they really have no clue.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

i've stopped watching NN, always shit afaict

esler, kirsty wark, blonde tory woman... no ta

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

it's written into paxman's contract that everyone else has to be terrible: so he continues to look kinda sorta semi-ok by comparison

mark s, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://keepaaroncutting.blogspot.com/

(donations to help keep the 89-yr-old tottenham barber's destroyed shop afloat)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

just seen that:D

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

maybe not quite the right emoticon but you know

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

that photo of Aaron really hit me when i saw it today.

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

i'd be quite happy if he got a good retirement fund out of it, poor guy.

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

his shop looks exactly like the shop i was taken to to get a haircut when i was a kid and made to sit on a padded board across the armrests so i was at cutting height. some of the worst experiences i can remember from my childhood. he probably still sells styptic pencils and condoms for the weekend. <3

jed_, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

I hope it's real! Of course, I'm sure it is...

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

I hope it's real! Of course, I'm sure it is...

― Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011

the thought went through my head about that yes - the people involved are pretty clear once you do a paypal thing though, it shows you his address and he's googleable etc

post, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I didn't notice that. I mean, I gave them a few quid

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

CBS news is showing an interview with some guy in london...with subtitles

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

makes a change from scottish people getting subtitled for you lot ;)

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.huntingdonpeople.co.uk/Riots-Update-Huntingdon-amp-Cambridge/story-13103845-detail/story.html

epic photo caption here

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Haha

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

this article was published July 29th:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jul/29/young-people-gangs-youth-clubs-close

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

That is like the reverse of the abfab photo/caption. It should go under every photo from now on

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

good work, gr8080. I stand corrected

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

He looked around at the people staying out of his way, and added: "People are intimidated by us."

right

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

admrl i posted that link unrelated to anything you or anyone else was talking about recently

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

Although doesn't seem like riots involved a lot of gang stuff, which is interesting

xp - I know, but it kind of supports a point Noodle Vague and Ed were making upthread when I said "shit doesn't get crazy this quickly"

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

haha fair enough

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck me, some hardline shit in here:

http://universityforstrategicoptimism.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/riotcleanup-or-riotwhitewash/

Alba, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

He looked around at the people staying out of his way, and added: "People are intimidated by us."

right

― Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah. though this little fucker seems to have been cycling on the pavement. not sure if it's intimidation he's sensing but a 'stop cycling on the pavement for the love of christ' vibe.

it's pretty harrowing stuff, someone pulling a gun on that woman for no damn reason, and other stabbings which were not absence-of-youth-club related.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

stopped reading after first paragraph, zero books mafia alert xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

The (London) riots are specifically about what people call 'postcode gangs' setting aside all endz-related beefs to join together as a big FU to the, erm, Feds. Which is why it's funny for David Cameron to wibble about gang violence in classic stable door/horse, bolted fashion.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

i couldn't read alba's link, just incredibly hate-filled, beyond all reason

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks, Alba. That was...interesting

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I think Tom D. summed it up when he said this is the big society. The writer def. poses some good questions about gentrification and division but I don't know, maybe some people genuinely just wanted to get on with their lives

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

What unites us should not be a common hated or fear but a common humanity.

this is the kicker, because it's really not even... that political a blogpost? it just says we must have universal emancipation, fraternal harmony, and end to all divisions etc, blah, blah, yawn, blah.

except that it is absolutely inflamed by bitter hatred of pretty much everyone.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

The neighborhood I live in now is a "transitional" gentrifying neighborhood or whatever, parts of it more than others (ask max), but it is true that it is basically two different communities laid on top of each other, not a single one that benefits from integration or diversity. And I am part of that, of course.

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

max, which parts of adam's neighbourhood are gentrifying more than others?

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

if he doesn't come along in a few mins, we might have to leave a plate of cookies

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

Is it characteristic of me that the thing I find most hateful about that post is its attitude towards "art"?

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

The (London) riots are specifically about what people call 'postcode gangs' setting aside all endz-related beefs to join together as a big FU to the, erm, Feds

people are gonna get a shock as more court cases reveal who the rioters really were

or more likely write unpleasant truths off as propaganda :(

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

Zoe Williams's rather softer critique of the broom big society:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/10/uk-riots-vigilantism-big-society

Alba, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

DG, who were the rioters, really?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

well so far they apparently include at least one v wealthy student and a 30-something guy with a nice (but not too well paid apparently) middle class job so this idea it's the downtrodden arising and throwing off their shackles is somewhat doubtful

and of course that bertie wooster guy haha

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys, happy to provide my expertise here, unfortunately i cant remember where adam lives, glassel park or something? all i know is, were all people, deep down inside, cheers, max.

max, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

v wealthy student is (am guessing) an idiot trying to impress the local hard kids. xp

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

i do 'get' the reaction to the clean-up brigade, i guess, though i would like to know more about them. are they really all well-to-do dreadful members of the bourgeoisie?* i agreed with some of what ZW said, but i think she plays down the police's paralysis on monday.

*i really don't like massive wealth disparity, offshore tax havens, etc, i am absolutely innocent of gentrifying anything, but i do wonder what one has to do *not* to be the object of the phd-having blogger's hatred. if my street was rioted in, i might help clean up. or not, i'm both busy and lazy. i don't think doing so makes you a fascist, and i'll even be so bold as to say burning down people's homes is worse than helping them clean up after.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I guess in part it's the extreme left view of both charity and voluntary work - that it's all letting the government off the hook? But in part it's also ascribing wankerishness to everyone involved in the clean-up on the basis of some girl wearing a "rioters are scum" T-shirt.

Alba, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

but assuming that's true, she's not in a 'postcode gang' eh? i don't really get all this wishful thinking w/r/t nasties tbh. any of the 51 other weeks of the year, someone claiming people in hoodies were villains would be chased off the board. this week, hoodies are by default villains and HEROIC villains at that. can't really have it both ways xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

thanks max

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

And yes, Highland Park/Glassell Park

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

BTW, both "cannon" and "cannons" are acceptable plural forms.

Alba, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

they're both riot

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I guess in part it's the extreme left view of both charity and voluntary work - that it's all letting the government off the hook? But in part it's also ascribing wankerishness to everyone involved in the clean-up on the basis of some girl wearing a "rioters are scum" T-shirt.

― Alba, Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:44 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm to the second part, as explanation rather than justification anyway. the far left is very confused about what the government should do, so far as i can tell. groups of people co-operating is fascist; the police are fascist. one thing i've seen more than once is idea of people being scared of the police, of the police being the cause of the riots on sunday, etc. it's obvious why the police are hated, and i accept a fair amount of this. but sans police, you will have vigilantes. in utopia, in the truly democratic and egalitarian society, i guess they don't have either.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

it's a real shame that ed milliband or 'that other guy that runs the labour party" is such a fanny.

jed_, Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

wait so "fightback" is a noun no? fuck

5ish finkel (goole), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

jed was up late.

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0356brnrE

brio, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5018/5489251752_166e7fbdf2.jpg

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3jPGI3uIWQ

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

when did youtube get all weird and dark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

otm to the second part, as explanation rather than justification anyway. the far left is very confused about what the government should do, so far as i can tell. groups of people co-operating is fascist; the police are fascist. one thing i've seen more than once is idea of people being scared of the police, of the police being the cause of the riots on sunday, etc. it's obvious why the police are hated, and i accept a fair amount of this. but sans police, you will have vigilantes. in utopia, in the truly democratic and egalitarian society, i guess they don't have either.

from what history lessons I remember, running amok and smashing up windows can be fascist too.

Snark aside, I just want to stop worrying about my family and friends. Am most definitely expecting it to flair up again this weekend.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 11 August 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

good luck, london massive.

<3 to you all

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0356brnrE

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)

If people rioted near where I live you can bet your arse I'd be out there with my broom the next day. I love where I live and I care about it.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

If people even tried it where I live all the rabbis would come out and whup their arses into next week, no question.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

Some more fantastic Murdoch journalism - http://news.sky.com/home/video/16047070

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:38 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I wonder why Baroness Warsi was credited on Newsnight last night as the 'Minister in charge of Community Cohesion' when Dave abolished the post on entering government last year?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I guess in part it's the extreme left view of both charity and voluntary work - that it's all letting the government off the hook?

the far left is very confused about what the government should do, so far as i can tell. groups of people co-operating is fascist; the police are fascist

Extreme left? Far left? Zoe Williams is hardly Trotsky. There's clearly a moderate left suspicion of charity and volunteerism.

Zuleika, Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

Bit of conflation of the 'far left' and ZW there in recent posts here, but yes i don't think its unreasonable to suggest there is a long standing level of suspicion re: the concept of charity across the left over the last 100+ years

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:52 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure if there is some level of irony or not in that, in that in someway that suspicion isn't THAT different from suspicions of "state hand outs rather than hands ups" levelled from the right

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

Thing is, if everyone suddenly stopped volunteering and all charities ground to a halt, the government (and for that matter previous governments) wouldn't suddenly step in and suddenly start doing all that benevolent social work that charities had previously taken off their plate. It's an inane argument.

I'm conflicted about gentrification - I suspect that most of the rioters don't much care about organic bakeries and gastropubs popping up around Hackney - but the impact of eg rising property prices and rents can't be overlooked. But FFS these people were also pretty deprived in the first place. And the Turkish shopkeepers and local barbers and whoever that people are rallying around aren't exactly smug gentrifiers. The blog post Alba linked above may have its points but the author can't divorce it from "I fucking hate hipsters pt. 4563238".

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

Thing is, if everyone suddenly stopped volunteering and all charities ground to a halt, the government (and for that matter previous governments) wouldn't suddenly step in and suddenly start doing all that benevolent social work that charities had previously taken off their plate. It's an inane argument.

Which is why its only the far left that take a hard line re: all charities full stop, and why its an inane argument in such a case.

otherwise its a valid argument about what should or shouldn't be the responsibility of a government

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:03 (fourteen years ago)

Yes that's true, and the current govt is of course using voluntary work as a figleaf to take a lot of stuff off the public purse.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

if everyone suddenly stopped volunteering and all charities ground to a halt, the government (and for that matter previous governments) wouldn't suddenly step in and suddenly start doing all that benevolent social work that charities had previously taken off their plate. It's an inane argument.

flip this sentence around and have yourself a govt policy

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

but the impact of eg rising property prices and rents can't be overlooked.

Particularly taken in combination with fears (real or exaggerated) over housing benefit cuts. It sounds like the kind of anecdote Johann Hari would make up to hang an article on but i was sitting behind some kids on the bus a few months ago and they were talking about the rent cap, and a broader trend towards gentrification. They were saying "they want us out of here - the poor people and the black people, they want to force us out of our city".

Gentrification also has an impact on a couple of other underlying issues like policing and cultural identity. The more middle-class an area gets, the greater the demand for an ongoing, visible police presence, for example.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if we're going to face the idea that much of this weekend's action happened because police, who are as angry about their proposed cuts as anyone objecting to proposed withdrawals to other social services, essentially worked to rule until Cameron did his big callback on Tuesday. Talk about the manufacture of desire...

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

Depressing isn't it?

(xpost - housing benefit cuts are the next big thing. It sure as hell isn't going to depress the London rental market in Olympic year, what we'll be seeing is a lot fewer poor people in Hackney and a hell of a lot more in Haringey and Canning Town and similar places, with all the potential flashpoints that implies).

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

xp - one thing that struck me about the clean-ups was the number of people saying that the council had done a good job before they even got there.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:20 (fourteen years ago)

Art and brooms isn’t going to fix this particular problem however, only the radical redistribution of wealth and a society not defined around the individual accumulation of property is going to do that.

looooooool

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

This guy fundamentally does not get what the #riotcleanups were about - they were a practical means for people to immediately start to feel safe in their own neighborhoods, and a way to connect with neighbours - nothing more. They certainly weren't "solving" anything, that wasn't their point.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

"Dad, a nappy isn't going to fix this problem, only a radical increase in my growth rate and the accumulated wisdom of two more years of life on Earth is going to do that"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

Also, these politicians who are going all Tough Guy about revoking offenders' council tenancies seem ignorant, generally, about how far they can legally take such punitive measures. Answer: not very far. The reframing of social housing as 'a privilege' rather than a baseline right is disingenuous and I am disappointed with politicians who suggest it to please vengeful Daily Mail readers who have even less of a clue about actual policy than these idiots trying to pander to them.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

LOL Tracer

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

I....honestly...can't tell how vengeful or DM people *in general* are actually being about this so far (caveat: I don't read comments sections) - it feels less than might have thought, I can't tell

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

xp, Agree that it's impractical, illegal and immoral to suggest removing council housing from people caught rioting. That said, i'm not sure it's just a DM-reader reaction. There'll be a lot of people living in the communities affected who'll feel the same way.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

90,000 people have signed the e-petition to stop benefits for those convicted of rioting/looting/riding a BMX with intent.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:36 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron's been banging the populist drum for stopping rioters' benefits. Given that no one in their right mind is going to be giving them a job any time soon, how exactly are they supposed to get money? Oh yeah, that.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

Is that true?? That is kind of.... an incredible response to violence borne of economic and social deprivation

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

90,000 people have signed the e-petition to stop benefits for those convicted of rioting/looting/riding a BMX with intent.

― Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:36 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Is this the petition that states they want "people to loose their benefits"?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, I'm wrong - I only glanced at the story and it turns out it's people within his party making the calls, mostly nu-backbench nutjobs like Priti Patel.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

When asked how he would cure what he described as a "sickness", one of David Cameron's key suggestions was "a welfare state that doesn't reward idleness". o_0
I've got a horrible feeling this whole catastrophe is going to ensure another decade of Tory govt.

Stevie T, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

We have human rights and housing laws in place that *prevent* punitive impulses that would disproportionately affect the poor taking hold in law. These people ought to be careful what they ask for. It's basically an attempt to suck up to people with reactionary views (wherever they happen to live) and like most efforts in this area, it's completely disingenuous.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

Something that doglatin's great piece really made me think about is that many of these rioters were literally kids. And kids don't think like adults, they think like kids. We keep trying to make sense of their actions in an adult framework. But kids - even kids in loving families with enough good food on the table - can just act like monstrous little shits for no reason at all, and the chances of them doing this when their friends are all doing it too just skyrocket.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

dunno about over there but you can revoke yr own right to council tenancies over here through ASB

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I wonder why Baroness Warsi was credited on Newsnight last night as the 'Minister in charge of Community Cohesion' when Dave abolished the post on entering government last year?

Her absence from our television screens for the past few months had led me to believe the Tories had finally realised how useless she was but some brown fellows have been causing a frightful stink wheel out that little Indian girl

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

I warned you all about Grant Shapps years ago. He's perfectly aware the law can't be changed to evict people and stop their benefits, but that won't stop him going on 5Live, News 24 and Sky News to discuss how he's going to "look at" changes and launch consultations.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

When asked how he would cure what he described as a "sickness", one of David Cameron's key suggestions was "a welfare state that doesn't reward idleness". o_0

Warsi was pushing this, think Tory Central Office sees an opportunity here. And the Liberals too of course, cunts.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

The worrying narrative from sections of the right has been 'we've thrown money at these areas and tied the hands of police, it's time to stop pretending that state largess and community policing work'.

Vastly overstates the work that was done under Labour to address poverty and prejudice and sets a tone for an agenda that'll see this kind of thing happening again and again.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this all smacks of a bully rounding on some kid with 'look what you made me do'. Anytime 'look what you made me do' is the message from the powerful to the powerless, bullshit follows.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, these rioting teachers were forced right into it when you think about it.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago)

The worrying narrative from sections of the right has been 'we've thrown money at these areas and tied the hands of police, it's time to stop pretending that state largess and community policing work'.

Not sure the Right are that bothered about "community policing" - they'd probably like to see more of it. The govt has been planning to cut money to these places anyway - directly and indirectly - I don't see how the riots will change that.

The only area that will change, perhaps, is that of police cuts, and even then Cameron will probably throw a "consultation" on the table that will last until all the fuss has died down, and then quietly go through with police cuts anyway.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

'look what you made me do' also works for explaining the riots, according to prejudice

"Dad, a nappy isn't going to fix this problem, only a radical increase in my growth rate and the accumulated wisdom of two more years of life on Earth is going to do that"

hahaha, fabulous!

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

Huge numbers of furious Mail readers have written to us about the riots. Here are some of your comments, as well as others from internet blogs and other media:

Declare martial law. Nothing less will satisfy the vast law-abiding majority who are sick and tired of a useless Government which justifies the time and money to deal with riots in Libya while anarchy reigns at home.
R.E. Donaldson, Bognor Regis, West Sussex.

Rioters’ benefits should be suspended. For those under 16, stop their family’s benefits (parents must accept responsibility for their children’s behaviour).
Leslie Melville, Blackpool.

A perfect storm of multiculturalism meets Lord Of The Flies. It’s all a long way from Blair’s vision of ‘Cool Britannia’.
Tim Hodgson, Penarth, South Wales.

Make the wearing of hoods illegal.
Wilf Mason, Leeds.

Where is Ken Clarke? The Justice Secretary who says ‘prison doesn’t work’ and who believes wrongdoers should be out in the ‘community’.
Glyn Jackson, Northants.

These thugs set fire to buildings regardless of who might be inside and without consideration to human life. Why didn’t the police respond with guns?
David Stuckey, Stevenage.

If mobile phones are used to organise riots, the answer is to turn off the mobile networks. The police would still have their radios and the rest of us managed perfectly well without them in the past.
D.K. Faulkner, Manchester.

A rioter has been given a two-day prison sentence! Elsewhere ‘thugs’ are rewarded with a day at Alton Towers as part of an ‘intensive supervision programme’. Is this shambles what David Cameron meant when he said ‘they will feel the full force of the law’?
Mike Hurst, Bolton, Lancs.

The culprits who are ultimately responsible? Look no further than Labour and the catastrophe they have wrought on immigration, education and family life.
J.P. Pashley, Hungerford, Berks.

Looting and riots happen in Tottenham after a thug is shot by police. But I don’t recall a single protest — let alone looting or rioting — when a barrister was shot by police in Chelsea.
Sharon Waters, London Colney, Herts.

If the rioting is really a protest against Government cuts, why are the businesses and homes of innocent people being trashed? Surely the targets should be government property?
David Moore, Forest Hill, London.

Judges must pass exemplary sentences on those involved. But with the Government’s policy of ‘soft justice’, the looters will never be deterred.
William Watt, Edinburgh.

Why can’t the rioters be sprayed with dye so that they can be identified despite them wearing hoods?
Dave Croucher, Doncaster.

For years, political protests in Northern Ireland have been broken up by security forces using tear gas, water cannon, plastic and rubber bullets, and in some cases, live ammunition. The justification has always been that it’s because the protests have been ‘hijacked by criminal elements’. What’s legitimate on the streets of Belfast, Derry and Newry should also apply in London, Birmingham and Manchester.
Terry Curran, Manchester.

Riots in Peckham? Send in Del Boy!
Phil Bailey

Would the children rioters be the same children who the Labour government stopped us from smacking?
Nicky Bell, Northern Ireland.

The rioters are only doing to the High Street what the bankers did to the country.
Sion Jones, Swansea.

These ignorant and selfish scavengers should be reminded that our Armed Forces have paid the ultimate price to keep this country a safer place to live. This is how they show their respect. I’m disgusted and embarrassed.
Cpl Stuart Bennett, British Army.

I’m sick of hearing excuses for the feral scum who have committed arson, stolen goods and injured police officers. They have no idea what it is like to be poor. They think they’re poor if they have only one television, one mobile and don’t have the latest games for their PlayStations.
After the war we had nothing. Many families were one-parent because the father had been killed. But we did not thieve, commit arson or injure anyone — we worked. I despair for my country.
Mrs D.E. Liddle, Suffolk.

Hope for young people has been taken away, yet at the same time the materialist, celebrity culture is fed to them 24 hours a day.
Paul Donovan, London.

The Youth of the Middle East rise up for basic freedoms. The Youth of London rise up for HD-ready 42in plasma TVs.
Mslulurose

If these thugs want war, let’s give it to them. Either send in the Army to sort them out — or better still, put them in the Army and arrange for them to be sent to Afghanistan and bring our brave troops home.
P. Adams, Bexhill, East Sussex.

In addition to any other punishment, the courts should ban these yobs from having mobile phones and computers. Without these electronic means of communicating they would be walking zombies.
R.E. Fisher

Have Tasers been withdrawn from use by the police?
Raymond Barry, Laytham, York.

Ever since I was born 54 years ago, Britain has had a softly-softly approach towards crime. It’s never worked. Why does this country keep pandering to the fluffy liberals and Left-wingers who go on about human rights? They are only ever concerned about the rights of the criminals and never the victims.
Dave, Gloucestershire.

This has been coming for decades. We’ve imported the lawlessness of Third-World countries. Even France and Holland know how to deal with gang warfare: hit ’em hard and show no mercy.
Rob, Folkestone.

When you cut facilities, slash jobs, abuse power, discriminate, drive people into deeper poverty and shoot people dead while refusing to provide answers or justice, the people will rise up and express their anger and frustration.
123qwerty

Where are the parents of these rioters? Do they even care where their kids are?
Annette Taylor, Bury, Greater Manchester.

After 60 years of limp-wristed, Socialist policies, the chickens are coming home to roost.
John, Battersea, London.

I’ve witnessed students running riot in inner-city classrooms. Teachers’ powers to stop such behaviour have been eroded and the trouble-makers feel free to do as they like. Now they have taken this selfish, destructive behaviour on to our streets.
Derek, London.

Is it significant that the bookshops appear to have escaped the attentions of the looters?
Charles Dobson, Burton-in-Kendal, Westmorland.

Compulsory National Service might be the answer and result in an exodus of yobs from Britain.
Wilfulsprite

The looters should count themselves lucky they are not in Syria.
John Smith, Oldham, Lancs.

I am in my 80s and lived in the Clapham Junction area during the last war when London suffered destruction by bombs. I find it distressing that members of our own population are wreaking havoc in our towns for no reason other than their own enjoyment and greed.
Joan Langford, London.

We’ve heard too much of the ‘socially and economically excluded underclass’. It’s not as if someone has taken a decision to exclude them. By their lifestyle choice they have decided to exclude themselves? Lack of jobs? Most of them are unemployable.
Son of Boudica

I’m stunned that a handful of brainless thugs can hold our country to ransom and go unchallenged. The inaction of the police as they stand by and watch this violence take place is unbelievable.
Paul

The riots are one of the results of letting ethnic ghettos flourish in our cities.
Brian McDonough, Wigan.

This is the Labour Generation: pampered by the State, never disciplined at school, yet praised for doing what should be the norm.
Holly

Consider the college students who face the curtailment of their studies when the education maintenance allowance is cut; consider the school-leavers who face the demoralising prospect of huge debts after university.
Jennie Sleeman, Honiton, Devon.

This is a prime example of why funding is desperately needed for the inner-city youth services, education and the police force.
Beth Deaken, Bolton-on-Dearne, South Yorks.

The answer to the ineffective Met Police is to employ Bill Bratton who has cleaned up New York and Los Angeles.
H. Kennard, Peasmarsh, East Sussex.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

Spot the token 'leftie' response.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/prfSW.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

It’s all a long way from Blair’s vision of ‘Cool Britannia’.

A+

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

In addition to any other punishment, the courts should ban these yobs from having mobile phones and computers. Without these electronic means of communicating they would be walking zombies.

A++

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

Zombie attack probably not much of an improvement on the current situation tbh.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

Also, y'know, MOST OF THE COUNTRY THINKS LIKE THIS.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

LOL the usual collection of dumbshits and Thatcherbabies, then.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

What’s legitimate on the streets of Belfast, Derry and Newry should also apply in London, Birmingham and Manchester.

Yeah, worked there didn't it?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

The riots are one of the results of letting ethnic ghettos flourish in our cities.
Brian McDonough, Wigan.

takes a lot to stand out from a crowd of bileful mail readers and earn a 'well you don't beat around the bush, huh'
i want to add quote marks around 'results' 'letting', 'ethnic', 'ghettos', flourish' and 'our'

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

The far left (not ZW, needless to say, who has been excellent throughout this) has been a total, argument-losing embarrassment. They seem to be talking to each other with not the faintest hope of winning over anybody outside their little bubble. I forgot how idiotic and self-defeating that group could be. Dismissing everyone who disagrees as "dumbshits and Thatcherbabies" really isn't going to work. (Standard addendum: the Daily Mail commenters are infinitely worse.)

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

LOL the usual collection of dumbshits and Thatcherbabies, then.

Yeah it's hilarious, I can't stop chuckling.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

he's right about that, maybe, but not in the way he thinks?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

The far left (not ZW, needless to say, who has been excellent throughout this) has been a total, argument-losing embarrassment. They seem to be talking to each other with not the faintest hope of winning over anybody outside their little bubble.

The far left? There's about 12 of them. Who cares what they think?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

Spurs - Everton postponed

jel --, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

DL, just venting at the confederacy of dunces whose Greatest Hits feature in comments sections.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

shit just got real

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

xp Yeah but they're very vocal. It's sad - it's like their brains have frozen and nothing will ever cause them to budge an inch or extend any empathy to anyone angered by the riots.

Suzy, I realised after posting that by quoting you I was folding you into my rant. Didn't mean to - was very much responding to the piece Alba linked to. Can't disagree with your assessment of the comments section but I think we need to understand the reactionary spasms going on among fairly ordinary centrist types.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

am calling fake on that soulsister nonsense.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

SoulSister's been studying her Bernardine Dohrn.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:42 (fourteen years ago)

Be warned. If you go to her Twitter feed and all the RT'ed responses (which are real even if she isn't) you may want to emigrate.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

he's right about that, maybe, but not in the way he thinks?

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac),

sorta broadly yeah i guess, though the loaded 'ethnic' confuses it further i think

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

Very late on this one, but that PhD vs Brooms blog was just o_0 at understanding who were taking part in the broom brigade and why?

Ended up at a local hashtag pub meetup last night and the SAME PPL there that had taken part in the Clapham cleanup were the same ones battling Cllr Mark Bennet's idiotic twitter campaign for Lambeth to cut presumed benefits and council housing for ppl involved in the riots, and the same ones heckling Boris Johnson (who swooned into the police cordoned off bit to perform like a monkey for the press, then turned around to meet what he thought would be an adoring crowd behind him, then turned and ran when they were all hard questions and no smiles.) But who's always going to end up on the cover of newspapers the next day - the pretty young girl in a vest with a provocative slogan scrawled across her breasts? Come on.

I don't know if this is just typical lefties squabbling with one another for not being leftie enough. But it's just frustrating, again and again, when you see anger being directed in the most extraordinarily wrong-minded places. Diversion from the real anger. Like, who should you direct your anger at?

Vegan bakeries?

Or Lambeth Council? Property Developers that kick out long-standing squats on Coldharbour Lane that have developed in the absence of social housing? Strong-arming tactics by Tesco (I am going to shut up about our ice rink one of these years)? Chain shops like H&M and Starbucks that move in and drive up ground rents so independent shops get forced out?

Pick your targets a little more wisely, instead of succombing to kneejerk "ugh hipsters" response to gentrification.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if this is just typical lefties squabbling with one another for not being leftie enough. But it's just frustrating, again and again, when you see anger being directed in the most extraordinarily wrong-minded places

London Labour is full of idiots, right-wing panderers and nasty shitbags and Mark Bennett is one of the outright worst.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway this is nothing to do with anything, but can I just say how utterly bizarre it was, to be wandering around Streatham seeing it utterly overrun with Welsh police officers? It was like I fell asleep watching Torchwood and had a particularly alarming recurrance of the Welsh Dream.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)

Perfectly put Karen. I didn't know all that South london context.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Can I just clarify, I think Cllr Mark Bennett is a totally legitimate target. Vegan bakeries and Guardian cardigan wearing broom toters not so much. x-post

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Ironic as lots of London cops had a working holidays cracking Welsh heads during the miners' strike (xxp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Actually I might have Mark Bennett and Steve Reed confused, it's not my borough.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

anecdotes re: cleanup

xp - one thing that struck me about the clean-ups was the number of people saying that the council had done a good job before they even got there.

I've read so much about this whole thing the past few days, but I wish I could track down the piece that mentioned clean-up volunteers turning up somewhere at 9 or so to find that the council had already done the job there. Don't know what it's like in other areas, but where I live, normal street cleaning teams are often out and about around 7 or so (probably earlier, that's just when I leave for work).

gyac, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

From the Guardian rolling blog on Tuesday:

Lizzy Davies is with a couple of dozen people who are standing with gloves in their hands and binbags in their pockets outside Hackney town hall. She reports:

They've come from all over London for the #riotcleanup, which has been publicised on Twitter this morning.

But they've come up against an unexpected problem: the clean-up's already been done. The streets in the area have been hosed down, the glass swept up and bins re-erected in their proper places.

"It feels a bit like we've got an overefficient council," said Andrew Knight, who had come from Finsbury Park via Homebase in order to try to help out.

"I guess I felt it's not good enough not to do it. I've lived in London for 10 years and finally my moral conscience has woken up," he laughed.

Ricky Paugh, a Hampstead resident from Washington DC, said he had come "to get involved, to play my part." David Harrison, from Dalston, had brought binbags, gloves, and a broom.

"What else can we do? And if they do it again tonight we'll do the same tomorrow morning."

Stevie T, Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

In Streatham and Brixton Hill, for example, the actual looting was minimal (maybe half a dozen shops on the high road) and anything that wasn't cordonned off by police tape was cleaned by the council in early hours. In Clapham, whole streets were cordonned off for police and forensics investigation (also waiting until the actual fire in the party warehouse had been put out) until the broomers were allowed in (oh and also waiting until after Boris's photo op, clearly)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

"It feels a bit like we've got an overefficient council,"

Cuts need to be deeper

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

Lewisham Council tweeted really early on Tuesday morning something along the lines of "dudes, don't worry, we've cleared everything up already except the stuff for insurance purposes". I was kind of impressed with how quick it was.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

RT @channel4news: Cameron says he wanks more councils to evict tenants involved in #UKriots

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

Let's save some special ire for Councillor Mike Fisher too, utter scumbag.

The council operatives everywhere have done an awesome job, talking of performing under cuts.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

@kpunk99: Seriously considering the possibility that these riots have been incited by state provocateurs

Stevie T, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

yes, the street-cleaner vans and workers were out at work on lower clapton road at midnight on monday -- probably a bit prematurely since there was a later brief wave of window-smashing

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

RT @channel4news: Cameron says he wanks more councils to evict tenants involved in #UKriots

Yes, homeless people unlikely to be interested in looting, nowhere to stash the stuff for starters

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

cameron wankscouncils? Is this compensation for poor pay?

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

He's promising council employees handjob security

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

it would not even be compensation for top pay

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

Britain's politicians are making us all proud at the moment - Cameron claiming "it's not about poverty", Miliband being feeble consensual, Sir Peter Tapsell advocating ROUNDING THEM UP AND PUTTING THEM IN WEMBLEY STADIUM.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

[or ^^^insert actual joke that works abt DO NOT WANT]

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

Dorries. That is all that need be said. LOOOOOOOOL at Tom D (it was a typo and C4 have apologized, no doubt chortling all the way).

murdoch most foul (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

matt

Is it about poverty

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

kpunk99 @derekwalmsley @dave_sfx there is a longstanding connection between language of cleaning up and fascism. E.g. Theweleit's Male Fantasies
about 1 hour ago in reply to derekwalmsley

#flatmatesfromhell

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

Why is this man such an idiot and taken seriously BY ANYONE AT ALL?

(K-Punk, not Cameron)

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

Sir Peter Tapsell advocating ROUNDING THEM UP AND PUTTING THEM IN WEMBLEY STADIUM

Nicking ideas off the Tories' old chum Pinochet I see

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

re: dorries & picking up on zoe williams (who i like, too), her interview with ND in saturday's guardian was excellent.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

i somehow missed that ZW had interviewed dorries!

haven't been watching parliament, was on deadline, what did dorries do?

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

asked a reasonable question

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:33 (fourteen years ago)

"Are you married?"

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

chortle

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

If convicted looters are evicted from their homes, then they would be homeless, and the council would then be obliged to house them. Unless I'm missing something.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

could round them up and rehouse them in the dome?

conrad, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

You know, regardless, that's just what councils struggling under massive cuts need right now, is to pursue tremendously unpopular evictions in their poorest areas and reconcile those evictions with existing law.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

Brilliant thinking again from this awesome coalition of minds

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

plan for rioters is like

- lock 'em up
- sell their homes
- ???
- 'a return to normality'

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

- profit

Neil S, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

Stop their benefits, 'cuz every man jack of 'em is on benefits and lives on a council estate

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

Privately-run workhouses ftw

Stevie T, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

Strong policies for a better Britain

Neil S, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

Brilliant thinking again from this awesome coalition of minds

lol at this

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

this parliamentary debate seems like the most irrelevant fucking thing ever

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe we could apply these same policy to Afghan insurgents. If you are caught shooting at our soldiers we'll remove all aid to your village. Problem solved!

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

go back on holiday the lot of you

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

tracer

'tremendously unpopular'

cmon you know better than that

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

this parliamentary debate seems like the most irrelevant fucking thing ever

^ this, it's just a ploy to make Cameron seem less bad for swilling vino in Tuscany while Croydon burned. It's his tough guy moment, just lacking the Tony Blair ballcrushing jeans for now

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

If convicted looters are evicted from their homes, then they would be homeless, and the council would then be obliged to house them. Unless I'm missing something.

They're unlikely to be evicted from places like Broadwater Farm. It's boroughs like Westminster, that don't really want council tenants in the first place, that are leading on the idea. They'd be rehoused on sink estates somewhere poor and out of the way.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

It's being pushed in councils like ~Lambeth~, too!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

Why is this man such an idiot and taken seriously BY ANYONE AT ALL?

(K-Punk, not Cameron)

I've never understood this, tbh.

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

The fightback has begun
The fightback has begun
The fightback has begun

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

if it's really criminality pure and simple then they shouldn't be recalling parliament ffs

i don't even think they'll get public approbation for this -- maybe like a daily express headline saying cameron gets tough and bulldozes hackney schools or something, but people's abiding impression will be the fact these riots happened, which except for a tiny few very well educated grime bloggers is something most people think is bad

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

ShariVari, so it would be legalized Shirley Portering, yes?

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

darraghmac i know what you're getting at, but I wonder how popular actually turfing a family out would be. Say a 15-y.o. lives in a household with a mom, and aunt and two siblings. They all get chucked out? Thought I'm sure there is a reliable hard-core of people who would feel sadistic glee over that

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

well i know newham was scheming to eject as many of its poor as possible and swap them for yuppies even before they got the olympics

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how popular actually turfing a family out would be

Pretty popular I imagine

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

It would also cost EVEN MORE money councils just do not have. We can't be legitimizing anyone's sadistic glee, whether they're law-and-order types or the 'lawless'.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

They all get chucked out? Thought I'm sure there is a reliable hard-core of people who would feel sadistic glee over that

― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, August 11, 2011 12:54 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

haha. yeah not sure the 15-y-o will be, like, the leaseholder or w/e. the mechanics of removing teenagers from their parental homes strike me as hazardous. but im not a professional politician and im sure they've figured it out.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

This is a potential big vote winner for the Coalition and they know it. Any sign of the Liberal Democrats, cunts, yet?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

I don't agree - plenty of people are just as appalled by the call for these 'tough' measures.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

xp, lots of factors at work - shifting people out of one borough or ward into another, 'cleaning up' target estates with economically mixed demographics, moving people from secure tenancies to ones with fewer rights, etc, etc. They'll be housed somewhere - the message to the people already living in the places they're shifted to couldn't be clearer.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

plenty of people are just as appalled by the call for these 'tough' measures

Benefit cuts were extremely popular as it stood, this is going to make them eevn more popular

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

this isn't a big vote winner imo, but i didn't live through the 80s -- in my head people vote for the ruling party if they feel that things are sort of pretty much on an even keel. goes for 2001. and maybe not any other election i can think of! but anyway this leaves a pretty acrid taste, once all the hard-manning is done.

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

It might not be a big vote-winner, pretty sure the Tories think it is

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

chucking rioters out en masse wouldn't be unpopular.

though it would be a pointless, expensive and lengthy process, it wouldn't be unpopular.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

Benefit cuts were extremely popular as it stood, this is going to make them eevn more popular

yes

portraying this episode as the revenge of the dispossessed is just enabling the big baddies to bring the hammer down on the poor

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

Chuka Umunna...is kind of hott.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

Chuka Umunna...is kind of hott.

Back off, bitch, he's mine. MP, that is. Ha-hem.

(there isn't a straight lady in Streatham doesn't have half a crush on him)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

They're having some trouble so far getting The Public on their side over evil + greedy public service workers but feckless (and now violent and dangerous) benefit claimants are a cinch and just got a whole lot easier

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

apparently hazel blears just asked why the kids weren't in school. i can't even.

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

umunna is very good looking and a def WS but i'm still too busy GISing paul lewis

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

I'd reckon some of the lesbians are for turning, too.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

apparently hazel blears just asked why the kids weren't in school. i can't even.

― lex pretend, Thursday, August 11, 2011 12:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

She didn't did she? FFS!

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

must be a joke! come on now

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

Really hard to believe the biggest riots in living memory could be a vote winner

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

Why? Us vs. Them is a pretty reliable vote winner.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

didn't the paris riots bolster support for sarko? "racailles" comments and all

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

Dude the biggest terrorist attack in memory was a vote-winner for Bush!

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

"Labour's Alun Michael says a full report into the causes of the rioting is needed. Mr Cameron says the events are still continuing, making it the wrong time to make such a call. An inquiry is not needed to tell MPs that the riots were "common-or-garden" criminality, he adds."

Yah, Dave, happens all the time. Is there nobody to pull up this glib arsehole for his constant stream of off-the-cuff superficial bullshit?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

I agree, this about Cameron looking tough. But in stressing this is about individual acts rather than anything to do with poverty, he's effectively absolving government of the responsibility to do anything proactive to ensure this doesn't happen again. Possibly because he doesn't believe government can.

Persisting with police cuts = probably not a vote-winner though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

Parliamentary debate needed more K-Punk. Put him in a room with the mad-eyed Tory who wants to put looters in Wembley Stadium, Pinochet-style.

xp Riots almost always serve the interests of the right, election-wise. Not LA 1992 but Bush was a dead duck anyway.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

Dude the biggest terrorist attack in memory was a vote-winner for Bush!

I don't see the comparison, Matt

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

But DL I am going to reluctantly accept your take on this since you've done more actual research on this sort of subject than anyone else here

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

The comparison = if leaders make themselves look like the tough hands the country needs when under attack, it plays well with big swathes of the electorate.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

Stoking up fear, anger, resentment, paranoia towards "the other"

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

Poll tax riots did for Thatcher but not the Tories.

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

might be a good time to challenge Dave for the leadership then!

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

The worst of Britain and the best of Britain
The worst of Britain and the best of Britain
The worst of Britain and the best of Britain

... don't really blame some Little Scotlanders for bristling over shit like this

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

Matt right I get that, but that job must be quite a lot easier when the people doing the attacking are evil masterminds hijacking planes

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

But maybe I'm underestimating just how othered the urban poor are

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

Evil council estate living benefit claiming feral scum can do a job as well

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

They're *extremely* Othered.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

... for the Tories that is LOL (xp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

xp Gah, forgot the Poll Tax riots, though I think of them as a protest that spiralled rather than a riot per se.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

The comparison = if leaders make themselves look like the tough hands the country needs when under attack, it plays well with big swathes of the electorate.

Does the fact that said leaders were out of the country and refusing to come back until practically forced while the worst riots were going on not work against them? Come on, Cameron's line about how he didn't even need to be in the country?

gyac, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

Does the fact that said leaders were out of the country and refusing to come back until practically forced while the worst riots were going on not work against them? Come on, Cameron's line about how he didn't even need to be in the country?

It probably won't help in the short-term, but it'll be forgotten by a lot of people if he looks tough enough in response.

K-Punk just hilariously self-clowned on Twitter, by the way, re-tweeting a fake Sky News ticker (which had Not Sky News written on it) claiming that Cameron was in talks with China over technology to block social media access. He had a complete 'OMG!' freakout until someone had to point out it was fake.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

Viewed from a kneejerk law 'n' order perspective, the Tories come out well. Viewed in a social context, it's easy for them to point to 13 years of failed Labour policy. The only way it'll play badly for them is if people link cuts to police and social services with the increased probability that this will happen again in the future.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

I was googling around for info on what's going on in Leeds, where my sister lives, and I kept finding all these warnings that doing so will likely turn up info on past Leeds riots so it's important to make sure the riot info found related to the most current riot. Turns out rioting in Leeds gets its own wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_riots_in_Leeds

I assume they have one of those entries for every city, though.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

More political interference in sentencing, brilliant!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/aug/11/uk-riots-day-five-aftermath-live#block-57

Mark Reckless, a Conservative, asks if Cameron will consider transferring powers over sentences from the sentencing council to parliament.

Cameron says he would like to give parliament more opportunities to scrutinise the sentencing council's decision.

"Mark Reckless" is the right name IMO.

Neil S, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

Should really have been "Sir Hangem Stringemup" really.

Neil S, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

The e-petitions site has crashed under the weight of signatures to cut the benefits of looters and rioters.

a million anons (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

Just got a slagging from one of the Zero Books lot. I struggle to think of a more irrelevant, self-absorbed, theory-addled mob. Nothing to add but conspiracy theories and dogma. Though I'll still stand by K-Punk's piece on early Cure albums - that was good.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

welp they've signed gilad atzmon now so id kind of take a kicking as a compliment

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

It came back up for a second as I posted that. Only 5000 signatures to go till the magic 100k.

a million anons (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

Poll tax riots did for Thatcher but not the Tories

Yes, but that was because the poll tax itself was massively unpopular.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

"if people link cuts to police and social services with the increased probability certainty that this will happen again in the future" <--- this

Unsurprisingly everyone has forgotten the pressure the Met and Murdoch and the Tories were under three weeks ago, because it has moved into slow-and-steady mode. It is not going away by any means.

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

xp Poll Tax sitch was also Thatcher ramming through a policy which was unpopular even within the Cabinet, fomenting serious opposition within the Tory party. Can't see the same happening with the riots.

Neil S, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry if you're experiencing problems accessing e-petitons. There is currently a much higher level of demand than we expected.

jel --, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

most political things that happen benefit the political Right
because they generally have the most money, power and influence
and they have the most media support
'constructing (people's) reality' in their interests

not many things benefit the political Left
it doesn't have much of those things
as far as I can tell

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

Personal note - sick of media's 'leafy Ealing' thing, it's not Chiswick! Plus West Ealing was much more badly hit, but then I guess a pretty much run-down just like the rest of London area doesn't really count :(

jel --, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

Poor diddums:

13.31 Cameron's voice seems to be giving in a bit. He's now been answering questions for two hours, a repeat of his performance at the emergency hacking debate three weeks ago.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

Poor Dave, he gave up his hoilday for this :(

jel --, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

I hope that's the beginnings of a particularly nasty airplane cold.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

August 11:

The Mayor of London Boris Johnson has today announced a £50 million fund to help make major long term improvements to the capital’s town centres and high streets damaged by the recent disturbances.
August 3:
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has today (3 August) awarded almost £10m of funding from his Outer London Fund to 20 boroughs across the capital to help them bring the buzz back to their high streets and boost their local economy. A further £40m from the Fund will be awarded later this year.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

It's true that the poll tax riots sharpened the contradictions within the cabinet: I suspect these riots are sharpening the contradictions within every political movement and splinter, and within every class layer and community. The assumption this is creating a non fractious pro-Tory monolith seems unlikely to me. Not saying the aftermath will be attractive: this may benefit the right even as it destroys Cameron...

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

welp they've signed gilad atzmon now so id kind of take a kicking as a compliment

Good clarinet player though

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

i thought clarinets were zionist

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

this may benefit the right even as it destroys Cameron...

That's the problem. Much though we tend to think Cameron is "the right", he's still mistrusted as a liberal softy by the real Tory right and media allies like Peter Hitchens.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

don't laugh but remember cameron didn't even win outright, i don't think -- no stop it im being serious -- i don't think the lib dems would stay coalitioned to a david davies (or whoever) tory party

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron's not going anywhere. And he is "the right", just a different type.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

I keep forgetting that there are supposedly liberals in the government. The LibDems have been extraordinarily quiet of late, with the exception of Clegg walking around with his I'm Prime Minister For A Fortnight hat on.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

I'm Prime Minister For A Fortnight As Long As Nothing Is Actually Happening

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

I suspect it's partly that the Tories' human shield tactic has stopped working since the phone hacking scandal, and that the media have got into the habit of taking aim directly at Cameron and Osborne. Suspect Clegg's ordered his party to be as quiet as possible in recent weeks.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

mark s otm upthread that the hacking thing is still working its way through the system

honestly wonder if it's just 'silly season' that slowed it down

this has to be the least silly season on record, all in all

full on... mask hysteria (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Well they keep recalling Parliament every other day!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

really astonished at the sudden surge of support for the met so soon after the hacking saga, and tomlinson for that matter

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

David Davies seems to be more liberal
than other Cons
on several counts
as far as I can tell

I think he comes across quite well
compared to other Cons,
at least

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Can we keep our new Gwentian overlords instead of the Met, please?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

imo just clicking 'like' or signing an e-petition doesn't mean a lot, but either way, people supporting 'the police' in some sense isn't the same as supporting the clearly very fucked up met

Morris: Sport now, with Alan Partridge. Alan, you're a keen fan of the law, aren't you?
Partridge: I certainly am, I support the law fully. Not too keen on those that break it, though.
Morris: How do you support it, then?
Partridge: Just generally... support it.
Morris: What, just generally turn up on a Saturday afternoon and wave at it from the touchline?

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

really astonished at the sudden surge of support for the met so soon after the hacking saga, and tomlinson for that matter

But "The Met" isn't a monolith - people may not like corrupt officers aiding phone hacking but they sure as hell want them there to help them feel safer when people are rioting on the streets.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

What surge? All I hear is people complaining that the police stood by and let it happen.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

For the zillionth time, the police have been talking about hanging back in this and similar public order events as one way of making sure the public pressure the government not to cut their funding or numbers. Also, helluva lot of reports of very senior officers getting pensioned off and then almost immediately being invited to apply to the same forces as special costables, which they find insulting because the positions are unpaid.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

Does anyone know of a reliable account of exactly how racist/brutal/corrupt the Met is right now? Some people are painting them as being as bad as Daryl Gates's LAPD but I haven't seen much evidence of such systematic malpractice, aside from the apparent inability to hold any officer account for deaths during arrests.

suzy, it's quite an allegation to suggest that the police would happily sit back and let houses and shops be burned and looted just to make a point about cuts.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

I was googling around for info on what's going on in Leeds, where my sister lives, and I kept finding all these warnings that doing so will likely turn up info on past Leeds riots so it's important to make sure the riot info found related to the most current riot. Turns out rioting in Leeds gets its own wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_riots_in_Leeds

I assume they have one of those entries for every city, though.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 August 2011

Leeds is one of the UK's safest large cities imo

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Someone on my blog just described looting approvingly as "ignoring the codes of private poverty” which I thought was a nice euphemism.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

wouldn't buy the police-working-to-rule thing till a leaked memo (or equivalent) appears

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

Oh god, in the hellbent race for bottom, this is quite one of the stupidest comment pieces to come out of this. I mean, I am probably the biggest oponent of "reality television" on this board, but even *I* find this slightly beyond facile

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/joepublic/2011/aug/11/rioting-mobs-culture-of-celebrity

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

RT @JDKenzy: @grantshapps Do you think maybe these riots were a huge cry for help? ++ No. Looting 42" plasma TVs is not a cry for help!
@Jailhouselawyer
John Hirst
@grantshapps What about Sir Gerald Kaufman and looting £8865 for a Bang & Olufsen Beovision 40in LCD?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Not working to rule completely - over the weekend, loads of calls went out for reinforcements and the Insp Gadget crew were reporting lots of unanswered phone calls.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Look these kids are looting what about the looting that BANKERS and POLITICIANS do?" is the most annoying and facile point being consistently made in this whole saga.

WAU at that Guardian link Karen posted. It's a shame these kids have had to resort to rioting when they could have achieved so much more with a stirring rendition of 'Perfect Moment'.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

xp to the idiotic piece Karen linked to - can we please have a ban on the word "feral"?

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

"Look these kids are looting what about the looting that BANKERS and POLITICIANS do?" is the most annoying and facile point being consistently made in this whole saga.

What.

Really. I mean, I can't even. Go read a Telegraph comments thread and come back and say that.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

"Look these kids are looting what about the looting that BANKERS and POLITICIANS do?" is the most annoying and facile point being consistently made in this whole saga.

eh, i don't think so. they're very different things but it reminds us of the dispersal of resources that fucks the poor + doesn't ask enough of the rich. i know that's 'brash' and succinct but it's not untrue.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, it's not rap music. It's not even violent videogams. It's BIG BROTHER and BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.

Glad we sorted that one out.

facepalm.jpg

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Any 'animals' language used on these human beings NAGL.

Yeah, agreed w/KDT - it's only annoying and facile, not malevolent and toxic.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

I guess if we can't blame the gangster rappers and reality TV stars for setting a bad example, we can't blame other actual authority figures like BANKERS and POLITICIANS for getting away with it.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I kinda meant the most annoying and facile point being made by the left. It's not a patch on some of the stuff from from the rabid green ink brigade in comments boxes. Although I don't expect better from those guys.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Look these kids are looting what about the looting that BANKERS and POLITICIANS do?" is the most annoying and facile point being consistently made in this whole saga.

it's facile and annoying if it's made to diminish the impact of the rioters, as though what they did wasn't at all serious. but i think there's a point in there about how consumerist greed, suddenly unchecked, was a driver of all three, and also when it comes to thinking about the the kind of behaviour that kids see go unpunished.

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

telegraph comments are less 'annoying and facile' and more 'bloody mental' to be fair

i think the thrust of the article wasn't that the x-factor or whatever was to blame specifically but that people increasingly behave like they're the stars in the film of their own life, which i don't think is that dumb or inaccurate really (tho poorly expressed)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

"Look these kids are looting what about the looting that BANKERS and POLITICIANS do?"

It's less that it's irrelevant than that it's not disculpatory

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

but that people increasingly behave like they're the stars in the film of their own life

I blame the rise of the anti-hero then

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

"behave like they're the stars in the film of their own life" <-- let's blame indie for this and unite all of society

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's all paul giamatti's fault, mw

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Would take all the comments from the drippy left and the mental right over the literally insane conspiracy theories from Prison Planet and Infowars that certain mates of mine have been linking to on Facebook.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Nah, as much as I wanna blame Pavement, if they were indie, they'd have been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to their lives.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

that is ... clever?

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

:)

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

Does anyone know of a reliable account of exactly how racist/brutal/corrupt the Met is right now? Some people are painting them as being as bad as Daryl Gates's LAPD but I haven't seen much evidence of such systematic malpractice, aside from the apparent inability to hold any officer account for deaths during arrests.

It's a difficult thing to gauge exactly how racist they are. Probably easier to look at how racist they're perceived to be but i'm not sure how much work has been done to assess that scientifically recently.

It's not so much a question of individual officer behaviour, the problems are at a higher level. Stop and search is being used more frequently - the question over whether it's a legitimate tactic and whether it's being used correctly seems absolutely crucial to me. Almost every complaint i see comes back not to overt racism but constant low-level intrusion.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Daryl Gates wasn't just corrupt/racist/brutal, he was an out-and-out schemer and malevolent entity guiding the force to hell. There's a big difference between accepting graft/looking the other way/incompetence/petty misuse and organized, legitimized, systematic opression. Obv I don't know enough about the Met force to say that they're behaving well, but i haven't seen much evidence that they've sunk to Gates's lows...? Or am I deluded?

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

srs q: are your coppers predominantly white, or is the diversity of the country (or community) reflected in the force's makeup?

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Am most definitely expecting it to flair up again this weekend.

unfortunate typo there

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

As in: I get they're stupid and corrupt and rough, but I hadn't heard the assertion that they were largely entrenched in criminal enterprise.

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Londinium was a relatively new town, founded after the conquest of 43AD, but it had grown to be a thriving commercial centre with a population of travellers, traders, and probably, Roman officials. Suetonius considered giving battle there, but considering his lack of numbers and chastened by Petillius's defeat, decided to sacrifice the city to save the province. Londinium was abandoned to the rebels, who burnt it down, slaughtering anyone who had not evacuated with Suetonius. Archaeology shows a thick red layer of burnt debris covering coins and pottery dating before 60 AD within the bounds of the Roman city. (wiki)

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks ShariVari. The stop-and-search thing makes sense - it's that drip-drip of harassment (real or perceived) that stokes resentment over time.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

srs q: are your coppers predominantly white, or is the diversity of the country (or community) reflected in the force's makeup?

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, August 11, 2011 3:35 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

it's not 1:1 reflected, but i don't get the impression this is the reason why the kids feel put-upon by the cops. would be very interesting to see proper reporting on this. think it's fair to say a lot of londoners are afraid of the kids on the street; also fair to say the police stopping and searching said kids really pisses them off.

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

unfortunate typo there

yeah, sorry about that, my spelling goes to shit when I'm typing on my phone

there are 2 kids being stopped and searched at Clapham junction station last night, they didn't look particularly feral etc, but the vicious glare from so many commuters as they walked past was quite something.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

also fair to say the police stopping and searching said kids really pisses them off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo65wFKIpXY

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

it's not 1:1 reflected, but i don't get the impression this is the reason why the kids feel put-upon by the cops. would be very interesting to see proper reporting on this.

yeah i wasn't looking for some racial animus to the kids resentment or w/e, just curious. ime the police forces of larger american cities are p well-mixed, to the point that the old "irish policeman" stereotype (as in: recent immigrant community gains a foothold in the Establishment by way of policing) could possibly be shuffled over to the hispanic community or w/e in some areas. i'm not sure if it reflects institutional intent or my own weird racialist myopia, but if i'm in a neighborhood that is predominantly [blank] then i usually expect to see someone who is also [blank] in the next cruiser i see go by.

(less the case in mpls, due to our overwhelming whiteness, but in my mostly hispanic neighborhood in chicago the cops i saw were mostly hispanic)

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Theresa May actually just said "the only cause of crime is a criminal". Michael Howard revival begins here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus Christ, watching that video makes *me* want to commit some kind of crime.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

so like if the met passes through an estate, do the kids see a person that has some understanding of their circumstances, or do they see an alien that Doesn't Get It

xps

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

This Guardian piece is really great, especially the video.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/11/uk-riots-birmingham-muslim-sikhs?CMP=twt_gu

Wish there was more of this kind of reporting going on over the past week, just documenting the extraordinary scenes on the streets. I liked that there was no v.o. on the video.

brio, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

"the only cause of crime is a criminal".

Which is why we saw so many middle-class looters in their boaters and sprightly, striped summer blazers.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure the "dispersal zones" in London, giving officers the right to clear anybody they want out of an area, would be technically illegal in the United States

http://thedispersalzone.org.uk/

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm that map not up to date cause I live in one, and it's not on there

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

i've been avoiding those videos because i don't need any more reasons to hate cops but even just the stills would suggest to me that yr fuzz are not at all like the ppl they're fuzzin

(don't know why i'm so focused on this issue, so feel free to ignore, it's just that i'm sort of fascinated/appalled by the police apparatus in general)

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Presumably they come from the Magical Criminal Plant which is right next to Cameron's Magical Jobs Tree.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

nah. america is the country where yellow caution tape is splayed around anything interesting. (xp)

turning and turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

"the only cause of crime is a criminal".

http://i.imgur.com/KBHLL.gif

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

plus, if it's not for family connection or as an after-military job, isn't there something really weird about the psychology of wanting to be a cop? i'm not judging at all b/c i'm friends w/ a couple of police but it just seems weird to me to insert yourself into a dangerous, ill-regarded, notoriously corrupt apparatus whose primary function at the street level is to force people into compliance with conservative practice?

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

What's "General ASB"? I see some "Intimidation/Harrassment" DZs in East London but most of these are vague - 'General Anti-Social Behaviour'.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Even Blair thought there was at least two causes. Could have saved himself some trouble. xxpost

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Which is why we saw so many middle-class looters in their boaters and sprightly, striped summer blazers.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, August 11, 2011 3:53 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/08/article-2023554-0D5B075100000578-116_470x585.jpg

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but caution tape isn't typically used to keep people from congregating, it's to a) protect crime scenes from contamination and b) keep the_public from areas that may present danger.

they're rarely prophylactic, which is what these dispersal zones appear to be

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

if i'm in a neighborhood that is predominantly [blank] then i usually expect to see someone who is also [blank] in the next cruiser i see go by.

[...]

so like if the met passes through an estate, do the kids see a person that has some understanding of their circumstances, or do they see an alien that Doesn't Get It

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, August 11, 2011 3:52 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

cops have their own culture, period, ime. they're shitty to middle-class whites too, even! given the chance. london is mixed in a weird, non-integrated way, but i think this is a lot to do with the cops being unsympathetic alien presences on the estates.

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Love DL's quote from Greil Marcus about post 9/11 commentators who "stepped forward to deny that anything had been done that required any rethinking of anything at all. None had changed his or her mind in the slightest about anything. Nearly every argument was intended to congratulate the speaker for having seen all the way around the event even before it happened."

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

plus, if it's not for family connection or as an after-military job, isn't there something really weird about the psychology of wanting to be a cop? i'm not judging at all b/c i'm friends w/ a couple of police but it just seems weird to me to insert yourself into a dangerous, ill-regarded, notoriously corrupt apparatus whose primary function at the street level is to force people into compliance with conservative practice?

― turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:58 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

with you all the way on this one. though the one friend of mine from high school who is now a cop did it out of genuine hero worship---like, he really was into the idea of Justice, and acting as its hand.

i always thought it'd be neat to be a detective, and thought that if i ever actually did that (lol) it would be a sublimation of my deep-seated suspicion of policing in general.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

it just seems weird to me to insert yourself into a dangerous, ill-regarded, notoriously corrupt apparatus whose primary function at the street level is to force people into compliance with conservative practice?

think yr average applicant would acknowledge only the dangerous and ill-regarded bit, but then the source of ill regard is mostly criminals, so...

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

cops have their own culture, period, ime. they're shitty to middle-class whites too, even! given the chance. london is mixed in a weird, non-integrated way, but i think this is a lot to do with the cops being unsympathetic alien presences on the estates.

― Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:00 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh i know this---i speak as (upper middle class) white who the cops have been shitty to. still, though, i've always had some weird notion of urban american PDs as being something like the armed forces; that is, places where working class ppl from all backgrounds end up being represented. and maybe it's just tv selling me the myth of the neighborhood-kid-in-the-force, but i think that might actually be a thing.

anyway

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

I met a cop one night wandering in London and asked him for directions. We struck up a little conversation where I learned that he was from 'Rhodesia'. One of the most bitter, racist cops I've ever met - he genuinely scared me.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

think yr average applicant would acknowledge only the dangerous and ill-regarded bit, but then the source of ill regard is mostly criminals, so...

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol what

xp oh man michael i chatted with a bartender in uganda who told me he was from rhodesia and had worked in 'security' for the last couple decades before opening his bar. where did you work? oh, sierra leone, burkina faso, liberia, you know

O_O cool man thanks for the beer *backs away slowly*

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

basically anyone that still calls rhodesia rhodesia is going to have some fucked up ideas

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Um.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

there was a great article i read a few years ago – maybe by somebody associated w/ david simon? - about how the way for the police to reclaim legitimate authority was to step-up their independent, individual foot-patrolling of the areas they had grown up in (or areas that were demographically similar) and make themselves less an authoritarian imposition and more a feature of the landscape. i think this is U&K, but i'd be damned if i'd want to have a solo route in my cop uniform. but at the same time, i think that letting cops realize that people might not like them much (but don't want to kick their ass) would do a lot for their community relations.

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

i'm mostly joking

xp

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

were i to apply for the police think i would expect most opprobrium to come from people i nick? this is crazy talk now?

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

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lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

basically anyone that still calls rhodesia rhodesia is going to have some fucked up ideas

To be perfectly fair, it was '83 (I think) so independence and re-naming were recent and he had spent the large majority of his life in a place called Rhodesia. I bet you he was a cop in London 'cause he couldn't/wouldn't live in Zimbabwe.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

there was a great article i read a few years ago – maybe by somebody associated w/ david simon? - about how the way for the police to reclaim legitimate authority was to step-up their independent, individual foot-patrolling of the areas they had grown up in (or areas that were demographically similar) and make themselves less an authoritarian imposition and more a feature of the landscape. i think this is U&K, but i'd be damned if i'd want to have a solo route in my cop uniform. but at the same time, i think that letting cops realize that people might not like them much (but don't want to kick their ass) would do a lot for their community relations.

― turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

otm

also yeah DG i get it but i think in general that the majority of ppl critical of the police and policing have never been arrested.

then again we put a whole lot of ppl in jail here, so maybe not

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

there was a great article i read a few years ago – maybe by somebody associated w/ david simon? - about how the way for the police to reclaim legitimate authority was to step-up their independent, individual foot-patrolling of the areas they had grown up in (or areas that were demographically similar) and make themselves less an authoritarian imposition and more a feature of the landscape. i think this is U&K, but i'd be damned if i'd want to have a solo route in my cop uniform. but at the same time, i think that letting cops realize that people might not like them much (but don't want to kick their ass) would do a lot for their community relations.

― turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:13 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i think this sort of thing is a big topic of debate in the uk media that i never follow. right-wingers say the police are desk-bound, or car-bound. they're also increasingly physically unlike civilians, decked out in stab-vests, carrying more and more sophisticated things to hit people with. but as i say, it's a topic i don't follow, because, as with 'discipline in schools' or w/e it rapidly turns into a shit-flinging contest.

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

i think that letting cops realize that people might not like them much

The response to cops (much like to lawyers) is schizo, though, and they're fully aware of it. Everybody loathes them until they need them.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

To be perfectly fair, it was '83 (I think) so independence and re-naming were recent and he had spent the large majority of his life in a place called Rhodesia. I bet you he was a cop in London 'cause he couldn't/wouldn't live in Zimbabwe.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:18 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

well that makes a bit more sense.

still the merc i talked to said he was 'from' rhodesia, not 'born in'. like it was still a going concern, or ought to be.

i'm not really as up on that whole sitch as i should be, really, so bear that in mind. and apologies to kate if i touched a nerve (is there some familial thing here? i know that white ppl down there aren't all racists)

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

i think in general that the majority of ppl critical of the police and policing have never been arrested.

probably true but i doubt yr average potential police dude couldn't give less of a fuck about what guardian readers or whatever think

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

The response to cops (much like to lawyers) is schizo, though, and they're fully aware of it. Everybody loathes them until they need them.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

w/the crucial diff being that lawyers don't have a problem with this and laff about it ($$$$) while cops are permanently butthurt about it

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

a lot of (boston, lol) cops i see present themselves in the same way as doctors: detached, arrogant, slaved to their job function, uninterested/unaware of the necessity of cordiality, very cliquey. it doesn't do a lot to engender goodwill, and i think a lot of justify crappiness by saying 'ehh, they'll hate us no matter what' which is kind of true, but not entirely.

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

have never been arrested.

Sure but they've probably been harrassed or yelled at.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

while cops are permanently butthurt about it

Yeah, but that's also because the thin blue line is the only thing keeping us from mere anarchy, dontcha know?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

that and meddling PTA moms

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

probably true but i doubt yr average potential police dude couldn't give less of a fuck about what guardian readers or whatever think

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:22 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark

see, i was thinking less of guardian readers and more of shall we say underserved communities. it might be a us/uk thing but for every kid locked up for something stupid there's an entire family/community shaking their damn heads and ill-regarding the profession

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

a lot of (boston, lol) cops i see present themselves in the same way as doctors: detached, arrogant, slaved to their job function, uninterested/unaware of the necessity of cordiality, very cliquey. it doesn't do a lot to engender goodwill, and i think a lot of justify crappiness by saying 'ehh, they'll hate us no matter what' which is kind of true, but not entirely.

― turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

bummed to hear that about doctors, but i know they're out there.

was kind of thinking that if i end up practicing in an underserved community (sorry if this term is irritating) that i should probably get to know the local cops.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

see, i was thinking less of guardian readers and more of shall we say underserved communities. it might be a us/uk thing but for every kid locked up for something stupid there's an entire family/community shaking their damn heads and ill-regarding the profession

Well there's also the equivalent family who had 'something stupid' done to them happy about the kid being locked up.

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I *had* family there, when it was Rhodesia, and it's complicated and I don't want to get into it.

But I just wanted to say that, when a country has changed names, no matter what the situation, it's complicated - I'm not sure how I could say, for example, that my great grandfather was born in a country that didn't even exist at the time of his birth or death. Like, I've visited Rhodesia, but I've never been to Zimbabwe, if you understand what I mean.

But also, like, the political and racial situation was/is so hella complicated and fucked up in Zimbabwe that I could see how someone could come out of it bitter and angry and that *anger* might be justified, even if the response of racism is *not* justified.

But I learned to keep my mouth shut about issues regarding Southern Africa long ago so I shall continue to do so, I just wanted to say over and over "it's complicated" in different ways.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

i think in general that the majority of ppl critical of the police and policing have never been arrested.

Probably not but I imagine a fair few have been the victims of crime which the police have subsequently did fuck all about

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

as i see it many police don't see their job as serving the underclass, as helping, but rather as punitive corrective of the errors committed by the shady, ill-bred, Common Criminal Type. This is what Cops! is all about, and it's a shame b/c I'm pretty sure most police would be happy doing something ameliorative.

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

FWIW all the cops I've known have been really helpful (except when I was a teenager, and then I was probably doing shit I shouldn't have been doing).

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah but i'd wager the policeman's reaction would be a) shouldn't have broken the law b) should have raised yr kids better

basically i think that people who would agonise over being agents of global capital and stormtroopers of 'conservative practice' are probably not filling out applications to join the met right now xps

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wimp.com/manchesterriots/

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

bear in mind that we (USA) put a p decent number of ppl in jail that have committed so-called 'victimless' crimes. iirc the number of non-violent offenders in jail outstrips the violent ones by a good margin

xp to pandemic

@kate yeah i was being glib upthread---i understand that it's way more complicated than i can really appreciate. soz

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

I applied for a job with LA County Sheriff only a few weeks ago (not as a beat cop though, I think you have to be US Citizen for that)

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

it's not really the locking up thing anyway. you have to behave pretty badly (most of the time) to get locked up. it's more police hassle. i would guess there'll be some reporting on what it's like, coming out of the riots, because they did start with the police's relations with the community they were policing. weirdly i think simon jenkins had a point when he said there were too few links in the chain. the police report to the home office and apparently have no functioning relationships inside tottenham. so after they killed this guy, they pulled down the shutters.

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

xposts

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

btw i don't know if its like a country thing or what, but ime sheriff's depts are generally way more chill than PDs

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that the police seem to spend so little time solving actual crimes despite all the hassle they give (certain) people probably doesn't help their standing in non-Guardian reading areas of the capital and beyond

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

No need to be sorry, gbx, it's fine.

In other things, I should probably not bring up on ILX, also:

Probably not but I imagine a fair few have been the victims of crime which the police have subsequently did fuck all about

If you want to lose any and all respect you ever had for the Metropolitan Police, you want to try reporting a rape to one.

That said, OK, once you actually get handed over to the special unit or whatever who actually handle rape cases, they tend to be a lot more understanding, but jesus, I never quite saw police go from "dudes who are basically there to help" to "vaguely threatening and creepy o_0 did you *really* just say that to me" so fast in my life.

But that's nothing to do with anything, I'm just over-sharing as usual.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

but ime sheriff's depts are generally way more chill than PDs

Joe Arpaio?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

ha i was thinking bob braudis

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

crucial bit there was "ime"

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://keepaaroncutting.blogspot.com went from £3,000 to £14,000 in a day!

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

I don't assume the police are evil, I just assume they mostly want a quiet life and are particularly unlikely to break their neck trying to solve crimes that affect powerless people.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

@ full size here: http://twitpic.com/645wg2/full

jed_, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Would take all the comments from the drippy left and the mental right over the literally insane conspiracy theories from Prison Planet and Infowars that certain mates of mine have been linking to on Facebook.

aye. i linked to a friends FB about the fire in the PIAS warehouse. his response was "work of agent provocateurs"...

Michael B, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhh that is RICH

xpost

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

it's like where's waldo (xxp)

turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

where's that from jed?

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

wow

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

'Theresa May says she is criticising police tactics, not the police'

Uhhhhhhh. Is it Fabio Capello's fault again

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

From the higher res pic you can make out a good number of black people that would have been visible even in the cropped picture.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Even the cropped photo has a black guy in it toward the left.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

hm, it's just from the comments to the original article.

http://universityforstrategicoptimism.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/riotcleanup-or-riotwhitewash/#comment-282

jed_, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I had the time and talent to shop top hats on all those ppl like chimney sweeps

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Haha watching yesterday's Channel 4 news

"Nobody would accuse David Cameron of trying to hug a hoodie today"

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

I can't even look at Boris Johnson.

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I had the time and talent to shop top hats on all those ppl like chimney sweeps

paging max, professional internet user and top hat enthusiast

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

People who left the area while it was stilll Rhodesia and not Zim are OK to call it the former IME - doesn't follow that it is crypto-racist to do so. A former flatmate of mine came from there (and said she had lived in Rhodesia). Her family (British dad, Afrikaans mum) moved to Durban shortly before independence.

Gbx, here's some relevance for you. My uncle - a lt. detective in charge of vice and special forces units in Minneapolis - joined the police in the mid-'60s and finished his service running the precinct where Little Earth (Native American housing estate) is. He'd served in Korea and like a lot of ex-military with no college, applied to join the police. He wanted to serve the public and was assigned to 'Morals' (LOL this is what vice was called in the pre-relativist era) because he was good-looking and able to speak to people (especially women) without alienating them. Things he was not: racist, sexist, authoritarian (he didn't have to be Captain Hardass to assert himself). He loved his job because he felt like the expertise he developed actually made a positive difference, and was asked to consult on cases all over the country. His thing was weeding out corruption, whether it was some pimp or a fellow cop, and he risked censure and suspension on many occasions when he criticized the tactics of his superiors in the local press. He always stressed the importance of policing by the book and believed that it was essential to engage with the public as people, not future perps. He was also a pioneer in restorative policies for crime victims.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

also, a q for those that know better: were the riots in greece as loot-y as these?

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

They weren't looty at all afaik, chalk + cheese really

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

they were way bigger too

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure that the riots in Greece were far more explicitly political and the targets of their violence were police and banks more than local corner stores or place to steal TVs or tennis shoes. One of the things that put a damper on them was when the bank employee died from a fire the rioters had started.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Greek riots more like the anti-cuts riots earlier this year... it's been a bumper year for riots in the UK so far

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

see suzy yr uncle sounds like what cops should be

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Just imagine living in a Britain in which the state had broken down completely. You would see mobs rampaging through the streets and fires burning in the capital city.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2004550/Greece-riots-2011-A-crisis-tear-Europe-apart.html#ixzz1UjkYhjyl

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

funny how the debate has now seemingly fixed on protecting the general public rather than 'what can be done to stop this in the future/what the fuck happened to our inner cities'

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Like, I have some understanding of why so many people appear to be supporting the police on Facebook, but still

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

funny how the debate has now seemingly fixed on protecting the general public rather than 'what can be done to stop this in the future/what the fuck happened to our inner cities'

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:04 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark

well, you wouldn't expect much from the tories on that score would you?

it falls to... the other one that runs the labour party and, idk, civil society in general to come up with ideas better than 'cleaning up after a riot is fascism'

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

"THE FIGHTBACK BEGINS HERE", that's what our Prime Minister says. Classy.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

why has nobody made "the other one that runs the labour party" or some riff on that their username yet

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Sort of feeling that the seal on this sort of nihilistic or police-baiting rioting has been broken now. Like, it's never really happened before, and people realised it was a possibility for the first time, and it's much more likely to happen again, possibly regularly.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Labour are clearly nervous about making too much political capital out of it at the moment, but if it happens again next year they're likely to go right in for the kill.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Sort of feeling that the seal on this sort of nihilistic or police-baiting rioting has been broken now. Like, it's never really happened before, and people realised it was a possibility for the first time, and it's much more likely to happen again, possibly regularly.

― Matt DC, Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:08 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah this is what's really frightening. the next time the police kill someone, what then? will cameron, who has made this federal, call in the water cannon pre-emptively? grim.

Johnmau5 (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Here's my understanding...

1) Riot happens, for anger / political reasons.
2) Media covers riot, concentrates on shops broken/burned, detailing items taken. Presumably to ignore the 'political' angle and denigrate the rioters as looters
3) Potential looters decide there's a free-for-all going down and join in and/or start some riots for themselves.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

'what can be done to stop this in the future/what the fuck happened to our inner cities'

They are presently being sacrificed to the hope of a better economy. The more I look at this, the more fucked I think US/Japan/Europe is. There are no good choices.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

Don't forget vigilantes joining in and amping up the racial tension

xp

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

the next time the police kill someone,

"Rioters" might be armed next time round too

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

They are presently being sacrificed to the hope of a better economy.

Horrible but OTM

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Well, there was some talk about 'anarchists' joining in also, but no-one really knows why or what they want to achive, so...

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

In my few dealings with / encounters with the police, I've not found them to be particularly friendly or helpful (apart from one time they took me to hospital when I'd been beaten up). But there are lot of very unpleasant people out there who do very unpleasant things and the police probably spend a large amount of their working lives dealing with these people and getting a load of abuse. I imagine that must end up shaping their attitudes to some extent (if they didn't go into the job with those attitudes in place).

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

ok thx all, that was my understanding of the greek riots as well. i've just been seeing some hard_left fb pals of mine (one in particular) who have been adamant that the london riots are not just an understandable expression of rage but a necessary one.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

In the days when race wasn't much of an issue (not enough immigrants) but class very much was, these kids would have been shipped abroad to defend the empire.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Well, there was some talk about 'anarchists' joining in also, but no-one really knows why or what they want to achive

gonna stick my neck out and guess "anarchy"

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

"Rioters" might be armed next time round too

i first thought this at the student protests in dec, and those were legit political protests - am slightly amazed (and thankful obv) that nothing like that happened this weekend

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Catharsis can be 'necessary' but 'necessary' has many shades - a necessity is not always a positive.

Gbx - his spare time was mostly taken up with conservation (his acre backyard bordered Minnehaha Creek so every spring in the '70s he'd adopt 20 endangered goslings and raised them; the entire 'hood were Izaak Walton League members), duck hunting and motorcycles - he rode a '50s Triumph. The unhappy part of the story is that dude was an alcoholic (life-and-soul type vs. pressure of work and ability to drink while working undercover) and it wound up killing him at 56.

It should be easy to be a good cop, but it is hard and it takes a toll.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Going out unarmed means that police armed with whatever will be seen to be whaling on the unarmed.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

Going out unarmed means that police armed with whatever will be seen to be whaling on the unarmed.

if you're a political protester and concerned with your public image, this will be a factor, but i don't think the rioters this time were remotely bothered, and if they think of it as a battle w/the feds...

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Surprised me too that they weren't tooled up

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

So much for the "they're all in gangs" theory

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, I'm sure the_kids knew what they were doing in that department, mostly. Battle with the Feds could also happen via the pile-on method if said Feds are outnumbered.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

'The e-petition calling for rioters to lose their benefits has reached 100,000 hits and been referred to the Commons backbench committee, the first to do so since the website launched last week.'

The stupidity continues

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

the thing about the police i think is hard cos on one hand yeah i know ppl with a lot of grief when it comes to the police, they really dont trust them or like them, partly cos i think its just cultural, but also cos they know of not exactly great dealings with them cos of racism, brutality etc. but then i also think maybe a lot of these people, in the riots esp at least, just hate the police cos well, theyre involved in criminal shit whether it be gangs or whatever (not saying theyre all murderers or thieves, but well, if youre in a gang or in certain areas, its ingrained in you to be opposed to the police whether youve had any dealings with them or not, its almost like a rite of passage), so its only natural that they have this attitude. most people in the communitites would just like if the police protected them. def not easy being a cop, but at the same time, you do hear horror stories. its also pretty poor that most of these kids know the legal system so well - they know that first arrests wont result in anything but a warning so took the riots as an opportunity to try it out, and from what ive read, theyre right. a lot of them have gotten off lightly. they need to know that if they do something, they will get banged up for it otherwise they have too much freedom.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

gonna stick my neck out and guess "anarchy"

There's plenty of anarchist theory but eventually what's kind of cool about anarchists is that 'fuckin' shit up' is actually kind of the program so why bother with the minutiae of justification when you're setting police cars on fire.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

most people in the communitites would just like if the police protected them

Indeed

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

There were visibly anarchists in the late-doors Clapton Road fracas: maybe unsurprising giving that two successive squatnik pop-ups were raided and shut down in the last month, in Clapton road itself. In days gone by the Pembury was dog-on-a-string central for the entire UK.

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

There's plenty of anarchist theory but eventually what's kind of cool about anarchists is that 'fuckin' shit up' is actually kind of the program so why bother with the minutiae of justification when you're setting police cars on fire.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:28 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah, this. i know a few ppl that are of the mind that stuff like this (ie - non-political general looting/arson) is just an uncomfortable but required part of the revolution. i myself am p uneasy with any ideological framework that has a berth for 'collateral damage' but maybe i'm just a pussy

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

"'in the last month": actually this is wrong -- one in the last month, the other just before the royal wedding

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

if youre in a gang or in certain areas, its ingrained in you to be opposed to the police whether youve had any dealings with them or not, its almost like a rite of passage

even if you're not in a gang! look at ilx's own dealings-with-the-police thread, or dog latin's piece linked on this thread: as a teenager it is kind of de rigeur to hate the police, to suspect them, and it's a rite of passage to be searched etc. even among my nice upper-middle-class friends!

what's kind of cool about anarchists is that 'fuckin' shit up' is actually kind of the program

Msieu White, that is bs and you know it.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

there are lots of groups of anarchists for whom fuckin' shit up is not kind of the program.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

i mean: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Élisée_Reclus

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

Minneapolis is/was small enough that I didn't dare shoplift or whatever anti-social shit teenagers do because a) wrong and b) it would've been embarrassing to my uncle, if publicized. OTOH I got really good at arguing that it was OK for punks to loiter because it wasn't technically illegal to be in a public place without loads of shopping money.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

I have no tolerance for anarchists whatsoever. It's romantic 19th century bullshit and I'm as tired of that century for Bakunin as I am for Marx and Ricardo.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

kind of view anarchism as kind of like theosophy or social credit theory: im sure there's *something* in it and some smart people were apparently on board but... enh

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

^^ penetrating

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Ed_Miliband Ed Miliband
Simplistic responses will not provide the answer to these #riots. We can only tackle these solutions by hearing from our communities.

sorted

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

like, i hate always havin to be cap'n save-an-anarchist (cos there are lots of ways in which i find them frustrating) but the association of "anarchist" w/ "person intent on breaking shit" ignores both the historical and the present variety of anarchist thought and practice.

xpost: um. okay, you're coming from a v specific place, then (i mean, why bakunin and not kropotkin).

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

(but aaaaaaaaaanyway)

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

anarchy's a fine diversion for an afternoon's contemplation but it's no way to run a country

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://ianbone.wordpress.com/

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

^^ penetrating

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

im just saying, i reckon im gonna die one day, so among the things im going to cut out is "learning the various theories of anarchism" bc their adherents are generally awful

i did go to a talk about the band crass this year so i mean im still keeping an oar in

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

was that in Cambridge?

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

I find it hard to believe there were actual anarchists involved in the riots - maybe this is because I know some of them this year, and god bless them, while they are very fond of riots and insurrection in theory they aren't really that up for it in practice. Also, my impression is that actual political anarchists were very condeming of things like burning down buildings that have people living over them etc.

As a poltical social theory anarchism is interesting, but has a kind of permanent loser status about it. Anarchists go on about failed uprisings all the time to an even greater extent than Irish republicans.

The New Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

to me it's just the left's libertarianism: fairly cut and dried, attractive in its simplicity, conducive to esoteric ruminations and thus welcoming to ~thinkers~, and wholly divorced from the ugly practicalities of how things actually work

nb i'm p ignorant on this stuff, picking this up by osmosis

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

"person intent on breaking shit"

Then why do they do it? They've been throwing bombs and smashing windows since the 1870's at least and you're telling me that we're any closer to anarchy than we were then?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

haha fair enough xp to hm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

was that in Cambridge?

― Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah. at, even. well, barton road.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

"even if you're not in a gang! look at ilx's own dealings-with-the-police thread, or dog latin's piece linked on this thread: as a teenager it is kind of de rigeur to hate the police, to suspect them, and it's a rite of passage to be searched etc. even among my nice upper-middle-class friends!"

sure

people almost WANT something to kick off with the police so they can hate them

but i was talking more about the long history of mutual hatred/mistrust in the black community with the police, more than most communities, hence operation trident, hence this riot (well initially anyway), the stats around stop and search etc etc

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

They've been throwing bombs and smashing windows since the 1870's at least and you're telling me that we're any closer to anarchy than we were then?

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:50 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark

i feel like this thread isn't the place for this talk, but if your understanding of anarchists is purposely limited to "people who throw bombs and smash windows" then we're not really having a conversation at all.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

For example, every time I think on how awful the police are, I also think about how fucked life was before there were police forces and everybody had to go around armed to the teeth, in groups or not at all for fear of being mugged, abducted, beaten, or killed.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

like i ~want~ to say anarchism is my jam, but i'm kinda feeling hm here, i think if i spent the time getting to know the deep cuts i'd come out the other side and be like 'welp'

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

some bold student of tkatchev one has graffitied two little As in circles on the bonnet of one the cars parked in the square, plus "fuck the feds" -- in four-pillars of-hiphop terms it is weak sauce

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

xp Still having arguments with people about whether these riots are "political" or not. Trying to get away from the binary and saying that there's a sliding scale. Obviously there's a political dimension but if we just call this political/protest/rebellion it seems to denigrate Greece, the student protests, the poll tax riots, Seattle, etc etc. They're not all the same. I felt that this was overtly political in Tottenham on Saturday night because of Mark Duggan and the old-fashioned riot emphasis on burning shit down, but as soon as it spread to Wood Green, let alone what happened in subsequent nights, and seemed to focus on looting more than anything else, it lost that dimension. Appreciate that not every one will want to make the same distinction but it makes sense to me.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

presence of anarchists may have been quite specific to the confrontation i saw: as i say, there's specific recent beef, and they have a historical link to the pembury

mark s, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe I shouldn't derail this thread but the idea of getting rid of the State and getting rid of the apparatuses of coercion and control, while appealing, is a loser's gambit in the world akin to the situation that the natives in North America faced when the Europeans arrived. The steady accretion of power to kings and governments over time throughout history isn't just the result of the agricultural revolution and its consequences, it's also the result of being invaded or raided.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

That said, having an ideology would be preferable to just looting your own neighborhood and setting it on fire for emotional reasons. A proper anarchist would go for the police station or a rich neighborhood, imso.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

kind of view anarchism as kind of like theosophy or social credit theory: im sure there's *something* in it and some smart people were apparently on board but... enh

alternative thesis not entirely to be taken entirely seriously: capitalism will have fucked everything beyond repair long before it's possible to make meaningful socio-economic changes so in light of the imminent apocalypse one may as well flurt with ideologies that are as purty as you wanna be

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Say what you like about the tenets of Anarcho-Collectivism, HOOS, at least it's an ethos

kkvgz, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ had to be done

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Cheltenham vs Swindon called off due to the situation

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ also had to be done i guess

post, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Say what you like about the tenets of Anarcho-Collectivism, HOOS, at least it's an ethos

― kkvgz, Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

kudos

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ kk

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

flurt?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

This has been such an unexpected silver lining to the riots.

Not having to hear about the fucking football! </grouch>

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

how else would i rhyme it with purty?

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

The founde of ACORN has his thoughts here -

http://chieforganizer.org/

He has a lot to say about The Big Society; or at least, he's actually thought about it and studied who might benefit (or lose) rather than what I've done which is just sort of snicker

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

thought that was going to be clive sinclair, p random

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Btw, totally dig the flag at least:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Anarchist_flag.svg/200px-Anarchist_flag.svg.png

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

gosh it's almost as if the Big Society isn't a serious attempt at improving the social infrastructure amongst the nation's poorest people

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

"...from 1963 when Lyndon Johnson took office until 1970 as the impact of his Great Society programs were felt, the portion of Americans living below the poverty line dropped from 22.2 percent to 12.6 percent, the most dramatic decline over such a brief period in this century."[19] The percentage of African Americans below the poverty line dropped from 55 percent in 1960 to 27 percent in 1968." wiki

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Britishes: How effective is Labour's trying to embarrass Cameron with the whole 'get rid of the police cuts' thing going to be?

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

It should have some traction, in a sane world

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Would help if the police came out and said something

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

Some already have but now is the time, strike while the iron is hot!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

So basically this is between:

Tories - We are so responsible, we won't even pander on law-and-order to save the economy. Thugs and rappers and video games and liberals are the scourge of our failed country.

Labor - The Tories are so dead-set on protecting the rich that they won't even bother policing your 'hood properly. The cuts are the reason behind the looting.

The Met - Oh thank GOD we're not talking about the phone hacking!

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Thugs and rappers and video games and liberals are the scourge of our failed country

Can't really be too critical of liberals these days, they're in government with them. That's not what Labour are saying, you're talking like they are some sort of left wing party. Right about the Met though

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just echoing all the Mail/Telegraph stuff about lax parenting being the behind all of this.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

the criticism of parents is valid tbh. but you still have to look at whats going on that the parents are so fucking slack.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

Tories can hardly use "liberal" as a pejorative term these days, didn't Cameron call himself a liberal Conservative?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

... I mean, to get elected of course

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Ok, fair enough. Liberal is almost undefinable in a US context now.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

it would be ironic if the left's "victory" in this fiasco were to increase the London police presence

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

Not if they did their job properly

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

This might be a dumb question, but do any benefits already get cut because of criminal convictions? Darragh mentioned ASB affects council tenancy where he is.

kinder, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

if they go to prison,yes

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

but cutting benefits of those involved will just lead to more burglaries or even looting like this in the future.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

and even Cameron knows that.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I know, I was just wondering if such a thing ever happened (if they don't get put away).

kinder, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

I don't believe so but they can get evicted from their council houses. But where do they go then? Presumably another council area has to take them so they don't live on the streets. Hostels cant be a long term situation. Its just a pass the buck operation.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

and even Cameron knows that.

― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, August 11, 2011 7:42 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark

he had one of the world's most expensive educations, but if you go by what he says now, acting the hardman, he doesn't seem to

according to what he's saying, a spell in chokey will have its famously curative effects on the sick men of this so-called society...

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

well id think there might be a difference between his hardmanning rhetoric for the benefit of his backbenchers/right wing crazy media/bloggers and actual action.

But yeah who knows.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

ok super belatedly cos i had to go out and do the shopping, oh no, i am complicit in capitalism.

"before there were police forces" = the early nineteenth century.

"everybody had to go around armed to the teeth, in groups or not at all for fear of being mugged, abducted, beaten, or killed." = not true of all times before the early nineteenth century

yes i agree it's a good thing the police exist but this whole selective-history thing you have going on is really tedious.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

I don't believe so but they can get evicted from their council houses. But where do they go then? Presumably another council area has to take them so they don't live on the streets. Hostels cant be a long term situation. Its just a pass the buck operation.

They'll often be rehoused in council places elsewhere but there's no automatic right to a council property. I think what would happen, if the council didn't want them, is that they'd be put in temporary housing until they could find a private landlord willing to take them on. The landlord would still be paid out of government funds (housing benefit) but it means that the council wouldn't have to be directly responsible for the property they're living in.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

"everybody had to go around armed to the teeth, in groups or not at all for fear of being mugged, abducted, beaten, or killed." = not true of all times before the early nineteenth century

reminds me i must read 'whigs and hunters'...

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

by which i mean, no there weren't police forces, just an incredibly cruel 'justice' system. not sure if that was better or worse from an anarchist pov.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

the only everybody who had to go around armed to the teeth were the people who had stuff worth robbing btw

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

xps Anna Minton's ground control contains a good account of what happens to the "difficult" tenants the council doesn't want to take, which is as ShariVari describes it - private landlords and very poor housing (and children growing up with the backs of their heads flat because they are never taken out of their pushchairs as there isn't space, god, that book is nightmarish).

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

gotta say lack of space isn't the only reason some people keep children in pushchairs way past necessity. but yeah the private sector laps up a lot of people that the council turns away, but at the state's expense. joined-up thinking rules.

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

This might be a dumb question, but do any benefits already get cut because of criminal convictions? Darragh mentioned ASB affects council tenancy where he is.

― kinder, Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:30 Bookmark

The Welfare Reform Act of 2009 made it legal to cut benefits for people who have been convicted of benefit fraud. Including HB iirc, so goodbye to being able to get anywhere to live at all.

I'm wondering why Call-Me-Dave didn't just announce a return to medieval style outlawry.

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

by which i mean, no there weren't police forces, just an incredibly cruel 'justice' system. not sure if that was better or worse from an anarchist pov.

cruel but inefficient! the state is less salient, i guess anarchists might prefer that.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

not true of all times before the early nineteenth century

yes i agree it's a good thing the police exist but this whole selective-history thing you have going on is really tedious.

Selective history because I'm not convinced that comparing 15th C London to now is all that helpful. Before the rise of the bourgeoisie during Tudor times and all. Not true of all times, to be sure, but many nonetheless and more in tune with the sort of organic society that libertarians are so fond of. I don't understand the failure of left-wing anarchists to see the essential disconnect between libertarianism and social progress. I would trust in the wisdom of the people more if I ever encountered it, perhaps. People do tend to believe whatever serves their interests and, barring that, to believe in whatever makes life halfway bearable.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

Was it Camus, I can't remember but I do remember that murder (and crime in general) rates were no lower when ppl were being publicly executed at Tyburn.

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

Google map showing where convicted rioters live

V uneasy about this kind of thing. I mean:


R****** G******* (12/02/93)
********* Rd, Manchester, Greater Manchester M**, UK (Ranting and swearing at police - Sentenced to 4 months in youth custody.)

named, shamed, and located on the internet for swearing at the police.

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

wait... four months inside for swearing at police? is that right?

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

seems wrong. dob gives him as 18 and it's youth custody as well?

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

well s'what it says but I dunno whether 'youth custody' is actual jail equivalent? The other person convicted of same got 10 weeks, which is still p fucked up.

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

lots of sirens and police cars gone up green lanes the past hour. nothing about it on twitter.

gyac, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently swearing at police is covered by s4 of public order act:

(1)A person is guilty of an offence if he—

(a)uses towards another person threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or

(b)distributes or displays to another person any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,

with intent to cause that person to believe that immediate unlawful violence will be used against him or another by any person, or to provoke the immediate use of unlawful violence by that person or another, or whereby that person is likely to believe that such violence will be used or it is likely that such violence will be provoked.

Max 6 month sentence.

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

hate myself for starting comment on riots with "Apparently..."

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

One of those Police Action flyonthewalls had some lad get arrested for calling a policeman "poof!" under homophobia legislation...

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

It doesn't seem particularly responsible to tweet information like this, police don't need to report back to twitter, not sure whose idea this was.

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

could guess that name easily enough tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

It just seems so completely unnecessary. Something medieval about it, something of the stocks.

And publishing ppl's names and addresses when we've had vigilantes patrolling the streets a few days ago... irresponsible doesn't even seem to cover it.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Seems no longer like we have to be protected from them, as they have to be protected themselves. Well done.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

can you get an app to show you exactly where the ankle tagged ppl in yr vicinity are yet?

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

it's no more info about them than would be published by their local paper, except that it would normally just be their age rather than DOB. can't see any problem with it - the personal details are to avoid libel against someone with the same name.

the sentences otoh are crazy, but then magistrates love their moment in the spotlight.

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know how, but yhe Internet has come to seem more ... permanent than a newspaper? Or maybe just far reaching. Or maybe I got sick of so many people retweeting every damn one until I blocked the account.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

there was a time when yr local paper - especially the 2 line petty crime round-up - wasn't a searchable resource on the internet

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah there is a lot of information which is 'publicly available' e.g. electoral roll but which won't turn up every time someone googles your name.

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

i think it does have implications for the rehabilitation of offenders act, but vigilantes are going to act immediately or not at all, i'd have thought. and in that case it doesn't really matter whether the riot convictions round-up is in that day's manchester evening news or on the police's twitter account.

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

vigilantes are going to act immediately or on a quiet Sunday morning when they've been up all night pissed Googling riot convictions

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

pissed googling crucial skill for yer modern vigilante, a point unfathomably neglected by nolan imo

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

do you not think anyone should report the convictions at all then, in case of reprisals? otherwise i don't see what's to be done.

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

putting it in the paper doesn't serve any public interest either, it's dubious but people shrug it off. it's a moment of vulnerability and the session in the spotlight is pointless and undignified

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

the right to secret criminal convictions

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

that wld be nonsense & it's irrelevant.

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's in the public interest to know who the rioters are, in order to shore up our interminable theories about why they happen and what should be done, and it's in the public interest to know how the courts sentenced them. maybe you think if someone's a minor part of what became a major national event, they should be left anonymous, but I think you're being unnecessarily squeamish.

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

At Camberwell Green magistrates, Nicholas Robinson, 23, an electrical engineering student with no previous convictions, was jailed for the maximum permitted six months after pleading guilty to stealing bottles of water worth £3.50 from Lidl in Brixton. He had been walking back from his girlfriend's house in the early hours of Monday morning when he saw the store being looted, his lawyer said, and had taken the opportunity to go in and help himself to a case of water because he was thirsty. He was caught up in the moment, and was ashamed of his actions, his defence said.

But the prosecution told judge Alan Baldwin: "This defendant has contributed through his action to criminal activities to the atmosphere of chaos and sheer lawlessness." There were gasps from the public gallery as his sentence was delivered.

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

\(^o^)/

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

Too lenient.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

xp - the demographics being a hugely significant factor in shaping what is done does not mean that publishing names and addresses, which is not particularly useful information, is any good. I don't think micro level data is much good to me or the public in general

it's in the public interest to know how the courts sentenced them

why should i agree? "public interest" is so nebulous.

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

Anna Minton's ground control contains a good account of what happens to the "difficult" tenants the council doesn't want to take, which is as ShariVari describes it -private landlords and very poor housing (and children growing up with the backs of their heads flat because they are never taken out of their pushchairs as there isn't space, god, that book is nightmarish).

Also ends up with crack dens in unsold luxury flats in Woolwich so you never know, they might get lucky.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

well i think the public does need reassurance that hardcore water thieves are being kept off the streets

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

You won't be sneering when there's no mineral water left

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

there's grim 18th century tinge to these absurd sentences

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

first they came for the san pellegrino drinkers.

oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder if any of these hanging judges cum when they deliver their sentences like old lord chief justice goddard supposedly did

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

my 9-5 is getting landlords to lease us their places for 4 years at a time for council use- gives us a lot more leeway to get rid of problem tenants and is very likely to be a major part of social housing over here for the forseeable future. Tenants evicted under ASB have to move to another authority- a system that satisfies absolutely nobody tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

tennants problem tenants

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

super tennants

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Its probably the highlight of their careers. You know theyre relishing it, making arbitrary examples of people. I saw 1 guy who stole a violing and got 4 months. Judge must not like classical. Arts related thefts should be reduced imo.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

could have been a crusty, best to err on the side of caution there

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's in the public interest to know how the courts sentenced them

why should i agree? "public interest" is so nebulous.

― ogmor, Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

you brought up the public interest, so you can't turn round and say it doesn't mean anything.. but re: sentencing, if some lunatic is giving out 6 months jail terms for stealing bottles of water, i'd rather know about it. as for publishing the names of those convicted, it's fear of vigilantism vs hundreds of years of open justice.

these guys have stories about them from the sun and telegraph as their no1 google search result, so whatever the police said about them on twitter is probably beside the point anyway.

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Putting anti-social council tenants into the private rented sector (especially in London) is a dick move - it's tons more expensive and YOUR TAXES march hand over fist into the bank accounts of buy to let landlords, which is no good to anyone except yet another corner of the private sector getting fat off the state while those who really need it go through a sausage machine.

robin hoodie (suzy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

private landlords often have considerably less interest than the local authority in policing the behaviour of their tenants, too

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

there are never enough council houses, anywhere

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

seperate thread tho tbf, would be nice to actually know what i'm talking about on ilx for once

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

brought up public interest because I'm suspicious of it!

if some lunatic is giving out 6 months jail terms for stealing bottles of water, i'd rather know about it

I suspect judges, like referees, aren't 100% resistant to the demands of the crowd they work in front of. I don't think there should be extra legal protections really, I just think the motivations for publicising this information, in any public forum, are questionable

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh well, agree to differ. think the last word should go to this guy:

https://twitter.com/mtwomg/status/101780195798810625

joe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

otm

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

I suspect judges, like referees, aren't 100% resistant to the demands of the crowd they work in front of.

well, they aren't supposed to be. key phrase is 'seen to be done'. which is also part of why, yes, the names of the convicted are published.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

How are judges to assess the mood of the public? How are they to ensure that the mood of the public 24 hours after the event is going to be exactly the same as it is when the dust settles? Can a subjective assessment of 'the mood of the public' ever be totally distinguished from their own prejudices?

Jailing people for swearing at the police or buying stolen goods - crimes that would normally attract a caution or a fine - because they took place at the same time as lots of other much worse activity looks wholly unjust. It's also ridiculously impractical - they'll be sleeping six to a bed like Victorian urchins if the prisons get any more crowded.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol:http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/11/london-riots-davidcameron

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

The opening sentences could be ME until he said "money". then he lost me

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

xp to hm - yeah, that's a difficult notion I think. it's a question of the level at which that perception takes place. the wider public can have confidence in the legal process w/out. I don't think you can have a useful national discussion on individual cases like this, we won't be informed; whenever I read about these things I'm just struck by how anything I feel is too baseless to matter, so how can I really have a clue whether justice has been done or not.

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

Russell Brand is donating his fee for this article to a clean-up project.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

whoops, wider public can have confidence in the legal process w/out knowing the details for each instance

ogmor, Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

So are all these people not stating their occupations or are they unemployed?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/aug/11/uk-riots-magistrates-court-list

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Unless on the news tomorrow it's revealed that there's been a freaky "criminal creating" chemical leak in London and Manchester and Liverpool and Birmingham that's causing young people to spontaneously and simultaneously violate their environments – in which case we can park the ol' brainboxes, stop worrying and get on with the football season, but I suspect there hasn't – we have, as human beings, got a few things to consider together.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/205066-Hraefn/66/127/facepalmjx_display.gif

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

A 68-year-old man who was critically injured as he tried he tried to stamp out a fire during riots in west London has died, Scotland Yard has said.

Richard Mannington Bowes suffered head injuries in a violent attack in Ealing on Monday night and was left in a coma.

:(

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14500869

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan Kelly, 20, from Newton Heath, got six months in a young offender institution after being found with a home-made ­balaclava and bin bag. Deputy district judge Alan Berg told him: “This is intolerable ­behaviour and I’m not prepared to tolerate it. Decent members of society are sick and tired of people taking advantage at a time like this. I need to make an example of you.”

nakhchivan, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

a home-made balaclava and bin bag

^^^come january, all of minnesota goes to jail on trash day

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

A senior police officer says it was the police service, and not MPs, who devised the "more robust" approach that restored calm after four nights of rioting in England.

Sir Hugh Orde said these tactics were employed because more police officers were eventually made available.

Home Secretary Theresa May had said she ordered every UK police chief to cancel all staff leave to deal with the riots.

But Sir Hugh said she had "no power whatsoever" to make such an order.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

Spurs 1-3 Everton

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

idk if this has already been mentioned but this whole thing sounds like The Birds.

Cosmo Vitelli, Friday, 12 August 2011 07:18 (fourteen years ago)

it's like 'the birds', except with people

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

V disappointed In Alban Berg. Seems that twelve tone composition makes a man mean.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:04 (fourteen years ago)

i'd disagree that the context in which these offences occurred is irrelevant re: sentencing

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:10 (fourteen years ago)

Is there going to be more crazy sentencing? When a magistrate says "I'm going to make an example of you" is this code for "For all you Daily Mail commenters out there - this one's for you!"??

mmmm, Friday, 12 August 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

hey, they deserve representation too goddammit

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:14 (fourteen years ago)

When a magistrate says "I'm going to make an example of you" is this code for "For all you Daily Mail commenters out there - this one's for you!"??

well, that, but it also means 'to encourage the others', i.e. deter future looters

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

Daily Mail readers are 2.2 million in number, so I'd argue they were being represented disproportionately in terms of 'attention paid'/arses kissed. Also, they are a self-selecting group unlike basically everyone they hate on for being uppity entitled members of minority groups.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)

*that* is how the "bankers and politicians are looting as well" argument needs to be made

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

^^ yeah that's an intriguing article, contradictions-being-sharpened-wise. interesting for a telegraph article to take such a strong line on tax avoidance.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

only thing i'd add to oborne's piece is that the ethical failures he discusses are all distinctly consumerist in tone

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

looters/rioters also a self-selecting group tbf, but i wasn't being entirely serious about representation for DM readers

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol at some of the telegraph comments, "looters should be shot on sight AND SO SHOULD MPs"

most of them are...broadly in agreement though? is this a positive sign or have loads of liberals just signed up to comment today?

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 08:55 (fourteen years ago)

Oborne also served up a very good and similar column in the middle of the Murdoch shitstorm.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

The Telegraph has been kind of weird and incoherent of late. I'm assuming there's a fiscal conservatism going on here coupled with a kind of moralistic horror re: tax avoidance and the deficit. It would rather have no deficit than a load of companies getting away with with not paying tax.

Oh, just clicked on it and it's Oborne. Definitely moralistic horror then.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

(I mean, I quite like Oborne as far as right-wing commentators go)

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:01 (fourteen years ago)

Great piece for making the argument Lex mentions without sounding glib. Although it's all part and parcel of his stern, hell-in-a-handcart worldview. He thinks everything is awful and corrupt, and unprecedentedly so. Funny, I'm sure that Lloyd George's government did worse things than claim for a nice telly.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol Twitter conversation pre-empts this post!

I sort-of agree with that Oborne piece, apart from a) things were so much better amongst the political elite in the "good old days", which conveniently overlooks e.g. Lloyd George selling peerages in the '20s (loads of other examples available obv.) and b) the idea that bankers and politicians are in any sense role models for any young people.

Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

the idea that bankers and politicians are in any sense role models for any young people.

not so much role models, but it has been fairly inescapable of late that they've acted badly and got away with it

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

Oborne is on the same page as David Harvey: http://davidharvey.org/2011/08/feral-capitalism-hits-the-streets/

As Limmy would say, "Strange bedfellows???"

Stevie T, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:11 (fourteen years ago)

good links. this thread has held together remarkably well over the past few days.

i never knew the guardian's economics editor is also a part-time lay magistrate but her is, and wrote about it yesterday -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/11/looters-beak-magistrates-young-offenders

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

her

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

The sexy millionaire's daughter is getting a lot of play in newspapers of a certain persuasion. Probably quite useful to their general argument right now, even though she's obviously a complete fucking outlier.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, well, man bites dog = front page. So, she's blonde?

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

Which persuasion? Haven't seen today's papers.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:30 (fourteen years ago)

oh fuck all this 'bankers and mps and politicans act badly so they do too'. like these guys looting are watching newsnight every week (which redeemed itself last night). just cos you grow up at a time when ppl in authority are proving inept and fallible and flat out corrupt doesnt give you an excuse to act in a similar manner. if it does then it shows that there is no one closer to home like family or friends to give these ppl the guidance to know how to act without simply looking at public figures as examples. maybe that IS the problem ultimately, that those ppl closer to home arent there, but simply saying 'well these people act badly so i can too and will too' is just the easiest cop out in the world. people can think for themselves. then again, from the looks of it, most of these kids/young adults actually cant. which is the fucking problem.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

but i agree that morally the west is in a real quandry

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

But the Oborne piece isn't folding that into the motivations of the rioters, that's the crucial difference.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

have a feeling that telegraph columnist might not be getting many dinner party invites from now on

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/370432038.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1313142639&Signature=VKWLpgNxDwD05mZ5XiccKG47t5s%3D

Telegraph has gone one further and printed a pic of her daddy's house. Hint - it's very very big.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

Just from talking to friends who are a little closer to the_kids than I, shorter version of an aspect of the anger is 'game recognize game'.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oborne insists on commonality as opposed to causality, which is why his piece has weight.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

game recognise game? as in, they dont give a fuck so i dont give a fuck? sounds about right. and also relates back to no personal responsiblity and blaming everyone else for everything. but understandable.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

how many days in a row has the mail been flogging that 350,000 dream cottage?

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

The sentences just seem extraordinarily disproportionate, beyond any scale of dissuasionary or preventitve (I apologise in advance for my spelling) measures to purely punitive. Which, to my bleeding heart eyes, looks far more likely to undermine any yutes' respect for the judicial system, rather than reinforce it. (Especially in the borderline cases, like kids who got caught up in it, stealing water as they passed by?)

I'm sort of heartened that the Guardian are attempting to draw some kind of demographic conclusions from the released data, but... I dunno. It still makes me uncomfortable. Not least because the kind of Daily Express readers that burn down Paedatricians' offices don't seem like they'd be much better with google. I'd hate to be anyone in Manchester with a common name even resembling someone arrested and tweeted. But I guess this is possible with print newspapers, too, just not so easily available.

The thing that does seem to be coming out of the names, though, is more of a sense that it can NOT be attributed to "sheer criminality" or whatever. Like, the Metro this morning had this whole "shocking story of popular girl Olympic ambassador caught looting!!!" and it's like... I know I'm supposed to be clucking my tongue that "sheer criminality" can pop up anywhere, even in the most unsuspected of pretty girls who look nice on the cover of the Metro, but what I'm thinking is, doesn't this undermine those arguments a bit?

(I'm really sick of reading "sheer criminality" everywhere, TBH, because it is the most circular tautoloty and simply doesn't make any sense. But this is neither here nor there)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

many many x-posts

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

DL yeah oborne is right ultimately - society is selfish and debased on all tiers.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

karen otm. amazing how stealing some bottles of water and a bottle of wine amount to SHEER CRIMINALITY. these fucking people dont know appear to know what sheer criminality is.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

what a surprise

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:41 (fourteen years ago)

I've been trying to make sense of this article:

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/71/generation-fcked.html

About how "Britain is eating its young" (which I do think is true, as this country is more afraid of and demonising its own youth than any other I've experienced)

But I'm really not sure about the conclusions drawn. I kind of stopped reading when they mentioned Oliver James bemoaning the lack of stay at home mothers because, really, how does Denmark have a much more gender equal work force, and *more* working mothers, yet higher happiness and less demonisation of kids?

I have to read to the end yet as that annoyed me, but I'd appreciate some other eyes and opinions on it.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

Hold on, what are the charges in these cases? Prison for stealing water sounds excessive; prison for stealing water and rioting/mobbing certainly doesn't. Even if the charges are just theft, of course being involved in civil disturbance is a huge aggravating factor. About as huge as you can get tbh.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

here's a good article about the rioters' day in court. some of what's being written now is very good, almost like weegee or studes terkel in its portraits of the accused -

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/all-night-they-came-dazed-and-confused-to-face-justice-2336309.html

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

OTOH, threatening to SET FIRE to a petrol station isn't sheer criminality so much as sheer stupidity (electric drills? really?)

http://www.streathamguardian.co.uk/news/9192862.UPDATE__Two_people_injured_in_petrol_station_attack/

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

xp, charge in the water case was burglary, not violent disorder. There's no suggestion that he was involved in rioting, violence or criminal damage.

In another case, a kid who didn't take part in any of the activity looks set to be jailed for buying some stolen sportswear from a looter.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Like, the Metro this morning had this whole "shocking story of popular girl Olympic ambassador caught looting!!!"

.. and then you read the story and find she's volunteered to help during the Olympics as an unpaid volunteer (helping people find their seats, etc), she's not an "ambassador" in the Geri Halliwell / Kelly Holmes vein...

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

volunteered to help during the Olympics as an unpaid volunteer

SHEER CRIMINALITY!!! BIG SOCIETY!!!! HANG ALL THOSE DIRTY NO GOOD VOLUNTEERS!!!!

They did mention that she "met Boris Johnson" <--- clearly that could turn anyone to crime, so ban Boris Johnson photo opps.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

The 'money talks, bullshit walks' ethos has only intensified over the last 20 years and Oborne is using other words to bemoan a lack of 'noblesse oblige' in the posh or powerful. I'm pretty annoyed that the government seem to have boiled the riots down to 'gangs! we need to do something about them!' because last weekend was when gangs! etc made a conscious decision to drop their issues with each other to cause chaos with the police. I would LOL if the catalyst for the permanent ending of postcode gang warfare was those selfsame kids figuring out it's more constructive to consider the larger enemy (and find less incendiary/destructive ways to oppose it).

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16048530.jpg

Spot the bad influence behind her.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

last weekend was when gangs! etc made a conscious decision to drop their issues with each other to cause chaos with the police

this is a really interesting aspect of it all to me, something i'd like to understand more.

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

Okay xp. All the same, prison for burglary is not excessive in my book. It's not like there can be any mitigating circumstances beyond 'didn't take very much'.

If the argument is that these kids are only influencees, not ringleaders, well there really isn't any way to counter that influence other than a big stick in the other direction. Rebalancing society, etc not really much help in present context.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

i dont know if it was all that organised or if it just happened to end up like that. gangs prob cant be fucked to fight each other when theres the more important task of getting some clothes and shoes. unless they did agree to allow each other into each others territory (a swap) to make getting IDd less likely.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to lex

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

(apologies if this has been posted before)

interview with aaron biber, the hairdresser.

http://vimeo.com/27602708

koogs, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

i think there are a couple of possibly important things to take out of the "bankers and politicians too" line...like, why this "moral breakdown" that oborne talks of. (well, i don't think it's a breakdown as such, i don't think people behaved any better before.) its presence throughout society indicates a couple of things to me

- it's human nature to be opportunistic, greedy little shits. (and at the same time moral and good-intentioned! people are not one or the other.) the bankers, politicians and rioters are just different iterations of this. obviously there is no real solution but it would strongly behove everyone to cease the othering "subhuman scum" line, get off their high horses and just quietly hand out the appropriate punishments
- blah blah blah consumerist desire, capitalist society etc.

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

i dont know if it was all that organised or if it just happened to end up like that. gangs prob cant be fucked to fight each other when theres the more important task of getting some clothes and shoes. unless they did agree to allow each other into each others territory (a swap) to make getting IDd less likely.

yeah this is what interests me, i have no idea how these things work

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

All the same, prison for burglary is not excessive in my book

No, it is. If this bloke had done this at any other time he would've got, maybe, a community order and/or a fine. Either of those would have been a punishment and more useful to us poor struggling taxpayers than banging him away. Prison should be about protecting the public. Some shithead speeding down a city street gets a £60 fine and 3 points (or no points if they take the traffic safety course) but those people (and have been one of those people in the past) are for more dangerous than this fellow.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

Strikes me there were three distinct stages of the riots - the political/Tottenham stage, then the explosion of rage against the police, then the opportunism and smashing things up purely for fun.

Obviously they overlapped to an extent but by the third stage there was this obvious sense that law and order had broken down completely and people could get away with doing what they wanted, why wouldn't that sense have carried over into letting kids feel like they could go into traditionally off-limits gang territories?

This is all conjecture obviously, but I dunno, it certainly looked like people were being invited from all over London into Enfield on Sunday and Monday.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

xp, it seems highly unlikely that a big stick was necessary in this case, from what i've read. It was a stupid opportunistic theft and deserves to be punished but it seems counterproductive to jail a guy who's learning a trade and has no prior history of crime when the only motivating factor behind the offence appears to have been thirst.

More broadly, aside from the strain on the prison system, there's a real danger that this is going to have an effect on the police's ability to work with the community to bring the people involved to justice. They're appealing to mums / teachers to shop their kids (for their own good) and to the criminals to turn themselves in. If they see what look like disproportionate punishments, they're much less likely to do that.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

As I said above, the whole "these people are not political / protesting, they are just looting because of the lack of police" line that was being displayed last week has backfired hugely.

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

Important pressing issue - are people planning on going out as usual this weekend? Have been in all week and therefore a bit stir-crazy but have half a mind to wait the weekend out just in case. It doesn't *feel* like things are about to break out again, but then again it didn't last weekend either.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

"we are left wing
and we want more police!

- everybody now -

we are left wing
and we want more police!"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

matt i have no plans yet but i would totally go out

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, we're going out. Into London.

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

matt - i went to see azari & iii last night and didn't realise how much i needed to go out and dance, to shake myself out. i'd stayed in all week - was gonna go round to people's houses but actually it was having to work that kept me in.

anyway i'm def thinking of the pub tonight, will keep you looped about that, and maybe the magician @ the nest for some dancing afterwards. tomorrow i think there's a march or gathering of some sort in dalston to show community solidarity? and some friends of mine are putting on a dancehall roof terrace bbq at the big chill house in the afternoon so maybe that.

if i end up staying in it'll be because of all this BLOODY WORK i have to do. why aren't these articles writing themselves, i think my software is broken *kicks computer*

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

Ismael, that's rubbish - many forms of countering such influences have been, or are about to be withdrawn in cuts to social services and youth provision. So the_kids see leaders who say one thing about what they 'need' and how they should behave, while undermining their day-to-day lives in countless ways. Poor, urban banlieue kids are subject to levels of police scrutiny that would make anyone fly off the handle if they were to experience it for themselves, and these things don't happen to them in isolation, because they have appalled friends and acquaintances who - mainly because of their appearance and perceived social class - don't get searched every single time they go to Camden. It's like they forget that in London at least, most young people start out with friends from all walks of life because they are in very mixed neighbourhoods where the middle-class kids mix in until their folks hive them off to school somewhere else, or move. I've seen police get loads of digs in, generally while smiling, smug with the knowledge that their victim cannot even retaliate in words without risking a charge, which is just bullshit (my uncle used to compare it to people who go apeshit about blasphemy - just as God could probably handle the criticism, a cop with powers of arrest should know that sicks and stones, etc).

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

OK, that Adbusters article turned out to be vastly better than I thought (note to self: do not read political arguments that require nuance on the bus, the Oliver James crap was brought up as a counterpoint to the actual argument, which is more along the lines of: stop blaming the parents, start looking at more complicated issues like housing)

Also contained the most brilliant ambrose bierce devil's definition ever of ASBO: (Antisocial Behaviour Orders, a cross between a human parking ticket and the sort of condemned notice you sometimes see on the walls of derelict buildings)

Yes, I'm going out this weekend, to support the local shops that lost time, money, opening hours over this past week (not the chain shops, they can fuck off, but the local Mediterranean Food Centre and places like that, yes). Went for a local pint in a local pub for local people on Wednesday for the same damn reason.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Don't see why left wing/more police shouldn't go together tbh. No reason to shackle a particular take on societal economics with the perception of being slack on law & order. People keep getting perplexed by the lower orders voting Tory, this is a big part of it imo.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

(Though I see buying Anatolian Breakfast is probably not the kind of "going out" you mean. Ah, I'm such an old woman.)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

True about public-sector influences being withdrawn, but otoh that's not going to deal with the immediate context (and rioting is a serious thing in itself, even if your role is just stealing some stuff); and like it or not the country can't afford them all - or if it can, other things need to be cut instead. The cuts aren't just out of spite, and what's needed and not is a whole bigger argument.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

anyway i'm def thinking of the pub tonight, will keep you looped about that, and maybe the magician @ the nest for some dancing afterwards

Much as I want to go out, I'm not sure I want to go right into the middle of Hackney right now.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

"sicks and stones" is a vomit too far

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

Or taxes go up a lot I guess. Politics is difficult basically.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

Or taxes go up a lot I guess

Or rich ppl and corporations just pay the tax they already owe, but, you know... this is wall, meet head argument.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:42 (fourteen years ago)

matt some of us don't have a choice, we live there! but it has been v quiet since late monday night

ps i don't know if i'd call stoke newington road "the middle of hackney"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

the magician @ the nest

totally doing this.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

my reluctance to go out in hackney more to do with how far it is from home than the likelihood of riots. cycling to my mum's and back last night saw a police van from kent and one from sussex and i hear there are going to be some from Glasgow on the streets as well. that actually scares me more.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 12 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

Mark, my uncle's point was that it helped nobody for cops to get all umbragey at GASP being called names, or worse, to be smartarsey to people you're empowered to discipline as the power is sufficient and a refusal to engage at that level is really showing the behaviour you'd like to see.

I'm going out to a friend's birthday celebrations at a very fashawwwn gay pub on Hackney Road but before that I was thinking of having Turkish food in Dalston. Would like to see people with the proviso that I can't get out East until 2pm at the earliest, and am tempted to go on Dalston --> Tottenham solidarity march.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Isn’t it wonderful how the New Liberal Right gasp and protest when a middle-class student is banged up for stealing water, whereas with the working classes it’s “shoot/dye/conscript the lot.” #sameasiteverwas #buncobooth

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 12 August 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

my joke's point was that you had left out a letter and it was funny

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

Strikes me there were three distinct stages of the riots - the political/Tottenham stage, then the explosion of rage against the police, then the opportunism and smashing things up purely for fun.

Important distinction and easily misunderstood. I think what hasn't been addressed that much in either the "sheer criminality" or "cry of the dispossessed" readings is the fact that riots are fun and intoxicating and ordinary people can get swept up in that "fuck yeah" spirit - "a giant adventure" as a sociologist in G2 put it. You get that a lot in sports riots. Not that it's likely to garner any sympathy from most people but I look at some of these people up in front of the magistrates who are neither criminals nor protesters and think that's probably the reason. People feel licensed to do weird, uncharacteristic things in groups that they can neither justify nor explain when the buzz fades. It's the Charlie Gilmour factor - impulsive stupidity can't go completely unpunished but if the damage is minimal then I wonder what several months in jail will achieve. To pick up on Marcello's point (minus the namecalling), it's not just "uncharacteristic" for middle-class kids but a lot of poor ones too.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

Not read much reaction to the water guy, but my assumption is that most people are unconsciously associating *all* rioters with the worst crimes committed this week.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

Four people died as a result of these riots, and that's the worst thing. Person I felt for most this week was the father who lost two of his sons, and the bravery of his words.

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think we've actually heard from the guy who lost two of his sons. A whole lot of tetchy policemen on various media outlets this morning.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yes. One of those rare occasions on which I envy those with religious faith. His attitude was basically, "This was Allah's plan." Would be hard for me to be that stoic.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/SkyNewsOlympic <-westminster magistrates

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:17 (fourteen years ago)

People feel licensed to do weird, uncharacteristic things in groups that they can neither justify nor explain when the buzz fades.

bang on

especially when they're teenagers

i remember being 20 during the criminal justice bill protests in glasgow and it was thrilling to throw water bottles at the police, and i was hoping they'd retaliate, was hoping for the worst

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

Human beings be crazy

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think we've actually heard from the guy who lost two of his sons.

wasn't there footage of him talking on sky news the day after, pleading for calm?

sbgorf (stevie), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, the father of one of the guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1VjUSKevc

sbgorf (stevie), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

That was the other poor bastard who ran over to help only to find it was his own son who'd been run over

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

But, yeah, there's a man for you

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

being jailed for taking some water is pretty fucked, but not as fucked as "­magistrates jailed Stefan Bohan – a 24-year-old full-time carer for his mum – for 20 weeks after he stole a looted bag of wine and sweets he found in the streets." Five months in prison for taking something you come across lying around? Does this mean I'm liable to be locked up every time I find money on the ground and keep it?

Merdeyeux, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

On a strict legal basis, yes.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck sake, I'm officially on the lam as of yesterday then (£1 coin burning whole in pocket)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

that's mine you savage!

Crackle Box, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

i've been out and about all week, round tottenham, dalston, stokey, hackney, bow, whitechapel, angel, bethnal green. it's a bit quiet, haven't once felt threatened though. even seeing a "gang" of "rioters" walking round angel waiting for police to turn up after they smashed a shop up

lol this reads as total #hardman

i imagine lots of other people have v different experiences, but i definitely haven't felt like i should stay in this week or anything

Crackle Box, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

fucking sirens though, you think the police have been instructed to make their presence as felt as possible or something? or maybe they're getting loads of panic calls from people who have seen a "hoodie" near a footlocker or something

Crackle Box, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

Streatham Police Station's driveway is almost directly behind my house. The cry of sirens has become like a soothing kind of odd birdcall during the night.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

Post-riot sirens are another form of street theatre IMO, but many of these must be going on arrest raids.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

Isn’t it wonderful how the New Liberal Right gasp and protest when a middle-class student is banged up for stealing water, whereas with the working classes it’s “shoot/dye/conscript the lot.” #sameasiteverwas #buncobooth

Are they doing this? I haven't seen anyone in the press defending him - but I'm keeping away from the press until, er, forever. Does anyone know if that bloke's going to appeal? I would have thought he would have a good case. Six months is ridic.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/SkyNewsOlympic <-westminster magistrates

Very depressing reading for may and various reasons.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

it is?

"The man has pleaded guilty to entering the shop on Masterton Rd in Newham at 1530 and using threats to steal cigarettes. However nothing was taken as the shopkeeper used a cricket bat to chase the defendant off."

lolololol

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

Inspired no douby by Alastair Cook's splendid hundred in the Test Match at Edgbaston

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/26773510150233142486911.jpg/

dude getting banged up for stealing water reminded me of this

Crackle Box, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/26773510150233142486911.jpg

Crackle Box, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

Love how the judge on that Twitter feed from court keeps asking "Where are your parents?" and the defendants keep replying "They have to work, m'lud."

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

Work? No, no that doesn't fit the profile at all.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

er "keeps"? once or twice at the most

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

Also a lot of working poor are in two-parent families - it's just that those two parents are working constantly for shit money ergo unsupervised kids in 'good' homes.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

xp - yes it is - but I'm so bored of arguing with colleagues, relatives and Internet Hardman about why conveyor belt court processing may not, in the long run, be the best way to dispense justice I can;t be arsed to explain further.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

tbf i wasn't exactly on the edge of my seat here

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

Precisely.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

Re: sirens. Was glancing at #hackney and #clapton on twitter last night reading occasional spasms of "what are all these sirens about" while thinking the hackney evening has actually entirely returned to normal, siren-wise: ie periodically lots of them, which everyone ignores

#clapton is mostly about eric

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

wtf?!?!?

Local paper wants a statement from me "about the riots" coz I was on the local hashtag a lot, advocating support for local businesses affected? (because the Met's advice was basically "shutter or board up your windows for the next week" which has fucked a load of independent businesses royally through lost opening hours and business)

I hope I haven't accidentally become a "community spokesperson" or anything

Can't think of anything to say beyond "I like Turkish bread?"

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

Constant sirens are an all year round thing where I live

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

Good friend just posted this on Facebook. Don't know what on earth to say to her. Crypto-fascist?

ljubljana, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

I hope I haven't accidentally become a "community spokesperson" or anything

haha DO IT

(seriously though, you have sensible things to say and those are always welcome to see in the wider sphere so this is an opportunity for that)

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how many babies will be born 9 months from now in England?

kkvgz, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

"A community spokesperson said that Cornwall was lovely at this time of year, especially its dirty droneboys"

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

i just went on a bus through dalston then walked back from there, nothing out of ordinary at all

sirens just indicate greater police presence to me rather than greater rioter presence

lex pretend, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

they refuse to do what white middle class people, who own the clean, shiny, shops being looted, expect people to do

Uh, sorry, but your friend is an idiot

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

"A community spokesperson said that Cornwall was lovely at this time of year, especially its dirty droneboys"

― mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:22 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK, I cracked up here..

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

Good friend just posted this on Facebook. Don't know what on earth to say to her. Crypto-fascist?

― ljubljana, Friday, August 12, 2011 1:20 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeesh. i think most people (myself v much included) have said even more than usually stupid shit in the course of this very weird week. politely evade the issue imo.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe suggest she try meeting some actual people xp?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

So glad I'm not (and never have been) one of these far left dipshits

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

also lol'd at 'critical theory postgrad' per dude's twitter. who'd have thought. an intriguing demographic.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, i'm sure she'll grow out of and join the Liberal Democrats one day. All's well that ends well!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

Good friend just posted this on Facebook. Don't know what on earth to say to her. Crypto-fascist?

It's just kneejerk nonsense dressed up in psuedo-objectivity. Entire infantries of poorly-constructed strawmen in there as well.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, I don't want to be too harsh, it's just silly

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

shame

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

I stopped after "racist tropes that conceal underlying racism"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

LOL as to the psychology of dirt and determination, one of my uni dissertations was all about how white people simultaneously deride immigrants etc as dirty or wild and then employ the same immigrants to wash and clean up after them (context: My Beautiful Laundrette).

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

someone shd write a study of which ultra-lefties (infantile disorder © l3nin) end up centrists and which end up on the hard right (and indeed which remain somewhere on the actual left): is there a base-superstructure pattern or is it all what they actually read as teens

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

"racist tropes that conceal underlying racism" = "sweeping the dirt under the carpet" instead of leaving it on TOP OF THE CARPET and NOT CALLING it DIRT which it isn't unless yr a racist QED

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

"A community spokesperson said that Cornwall was lovely at this time of year, especially its dirty droneboys"

Stop it! I'm all about pointy nosed gingers who know their way around a VCS-3 these days. ;-)

Trying to hashtag up a list of local businesses to patronise (no, not in that way, you foolish simple shops) but I'm actually rubbitch at this.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha mark you're being more charitable than i am; i read that as somewhat akin to "purple makeup that conceals purple skin"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

What this debate needs is more critical theory postgrads.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

"postgrads from the front"

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

I would like to know what the writer means by "racist tropes" (with examples) since there's a very good argument/polemic struggling to come out of that piece but it doubles back on its own, only partly grounded assertions too often.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

charitable

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

and by that i mean 'objectively fascist'

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

The current far-left stance seems almost entirely theory-based. If you get a kick of it by all means label the vast majority of the population to the right of you (not all of them white and middle-class, convenient for the argument though that would be), including those absolute bastards the liberal left, as closet Tories, racists, crypto-fascists etc. But then what? What political options does that leave you? Smug irrelevance as far as I can see.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

the problem with many critical theory post-grads is that they seem to have never left the mirror stage

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

Think there is a part in a Nathan Barley sequel for this guy: http://geistbites.wordpress.com/about/

Stevie T, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

What a tit.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

look at the areas attacked, it was places of poorer people so not an attack of the poor on the rich; they would have gone to Fulham if it was.

But they did go to Fulham. North End Road pretty well done over from top to toe, some looting on Lillie Road, a nursery broken up on Clem Attlee Court, a couple of shops on the Broadway, a few more down the Chelsea end of Fulham Road. Or doesn't the correspondent think poor people live in Fulham?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

hey easy! you're talking about one of my birkbeck compadres there. no doubt any kid would be privileged to pay £9k a year to receive his pearls of wisdom.

xpost

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

that whole blog is a real treat.

Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

Just watched last night's Newsnight on iplayer. Emily Maitlis's EdMili interview was appalling. Only interested in putting words in his mouth, giving him false either/or options, or getting him to disown Ken and Harman's anti-cuts arguments (which she distorted anyway). I hate this gotcha approach where the gotcha, if it's achieved, adds nothing to the issue but just stirs up shit on a party-political level. She's even worse than Esler.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

We’ve all been glued to our TVs, giving ourselves square eyes while being spoonfed reactionary bile from news reporters intent on crushing reasonable (read: Leftist) opinion in favour of their own gleeful coverage of the rioting.

Stopped reading here, to be honest because I wasn't glued to my television as much as my front window. (Yes, also twitter) but you know, what the fuck ever.

also

they refuse to do what white middle class people, who own the clean, shiny, shops being looted, expect people to do

Shops being looted on my high street included...

http://www.streathamguardian.co.uk/news/9189765.Shopkeeper_fears_business_may_fold_after_looting/

Anyway, Jesus Christ, it appears to be starting, Wandsworth council stepping up the hard man act:

http://www.wandsworth.gov.uk/news/article/10626/first_rioter_given_eviction_notice

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

I should not be reading things which will make me this angry, given I've just eaten a carrot cake which has, as you know, mind-altering properties on me.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Seems like quasi/ extra-judicial punishment to me, and borderline legal at best. I suspect this kind of thing will be in breach of offenders' human rights, but imagine the stink if someone does try to test that in the High Court or European Court of Human Rights.

Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Boy George going in hard.

http://twitter.com/#!/BoyGeorge

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

No real reason for it but I assumed he'd be a tad more tolerant.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, George, because rioting is so much worse than imprisoning and beating someone in your home, right?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

more evidence of the US influence on British kids:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/11/article-2024767-0D62BCB300000578-542_306x317.jpg

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they only have one finger :(

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

there's always another side to every story.

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

why doesn't anybody make a nice two-fingered gesture anymore

Elderflower Gimcrax Flores (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

xp/

Evictions are extra-judicial punishment, completely. New tenants of social housing or those in hostels waiting for same are 'asked' to sign 'voluntary' undertakings not to engage in anti-social behaviour even if they have no prior history of such with police/social services. I might understand signing an undertaking as part of a release on license after prison, but even that is dubious in law. All this pre-crime stuff is nonsense and bollocks and good luck enforcing it because you are ultimately saved by law from signing away statutory and human rights.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

I hope Dave hasn't seen Minority Report.

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Dave probably wanks himself off to Minority Report.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

Any other tremendously unwelcome perspectives that have yet to surface? Has George Galloway offered any particular pearls of wisdom yet?

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

New tenants of social housing or those in hostels waiting for same are 'asked' to sign 'voluntary' undertakings not to engage in anti-social behaviour even if they have no prior history of such with police/social services.

to be fair, private landlords' contracts are just about as bad. there is possibly another side here, to do with trying to limit anti-social behaviour. i don't think this is entirely the controllers of social housing just being mean.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

eh

Not sure what's in any way unreasonable or even questionable about getting tenants to sign ASB agreements

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://nearlylegal.co.uk/blog/2011/08/evicting-rioters-a-brief-note/

mark s, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

georgegalloway Nobody could loot the headquarters of Tesco; they're in the Cayman Islands! Every little helps! #fb #riots

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

No, I agree but anti-social behaviour orders (as they were) could be handed out extra-judicially. They are not the world's best example of due process.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

Eric Pickles had no time for their "retrospective justifications" and said: "It sounds like they have been talking to their social worker and picked up all the jive about being repressed."

nakhchivan, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

JIVE??

sbgorf (stevie), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

It always helps, watching this.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

"I aint got no time for their "retrospective justifications" sugar! Sounds like they been talkin to their Social worker and picked up all the jive about being repressed. Maaaaaaan!"

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

PIIICKLLLLLLLLLLLEEESSS

nakhchivan, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Here's a lawyer (sensible one, though):
http://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2011/08/12/conor-gearty/reading-the-public-order-act/

Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

pickles looks like his own spitting image puppet

conrad, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

I am having a deeply weird afternoon, where someone who is fundamentally deeply opposed to Consumerism, (me) is trying to round up a bunch of people to use consumer action for local good.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Desperately wanting a DJ to mix up some tune, to play out at future events with the following film dialogue in it: 'Cameron is so uptight he could put coal up his ass and make a diamond' (paraphrased).

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

or:

'Cameron is so uptight he could put coal up his ass and make a diamond' (Bastard)

Mark G, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

people working together, resisting the ‘feds’, planning, acting in concert to get stuff – surely what the prime minister has always wanted, a capitalist Big Society.

#RIMSHOTFAIL

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure Jodelka would think that #SupportLocal is probably only a vegan cupcake above #OperationCupOfTea but if it makes local ppl feel like they're doing something to stop feeling so powerless again... dunno.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

the post-riot debate, 1961-style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc

brio, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

mad cabbie is mad (warning very sweary, obv.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppib6_hiXQg

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.markmcgowan.org/

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

The sexy millionaire's daughter is getting a lot of play in newspapers of a certain persuasion. Probably quite useful to their general argument right now, even though she's obviously a complete fucking outlier.

I still have seven hours' worth of posts to read on this thread, but just thought I should mention that I initially read this "she's obviously a complete fucking otter", which seemed a bit harsh.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

My philosophical position (if you really must know) is:

1.Heideggerian and post-Heideggerian hermeneneutics. For those who don’t know about it, this is the philosophy of the interpretation and understanding of the world insofar as it is mediated by our existence in the world and by our experience of the ‘Text’, which can be any object in the world onto which we bestow some sort of social significance.
2.The Marxist analysis of ideology, alienation, and the commodity form.
3.Psychoanalysis of society, particularly the work of Freud and Lacan, which suggests that our being in society distorts our natural desires and drives and represses them into other forms of behaviour as an expression of guilt.
Basically, I’m interested in how ideology, in the context of our postmodern media-driven consumer society, suspends, distorts, and short-circuits the processes of understanding outlined by Heidegger.

the pinefox, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

so basically same as Mad Cabbie

brio, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

^ <E

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

<3, even

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Nice poetic final line here:

dosduros
12 August 2011 4:50PM
"There is nothing to do" in London, the fu**ing most uneventful, boring, dead hole on earth.

Certainly impossible to find an opportunity there, the sahara among cities.

London is where the devil lost his hat, what you doing there?

A41 (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/blogs/editor/2011/08/british-riots.html

A41 (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, I don't know, but is Yahoo news doing Hulk Hogan a dis-service? The speech bubble quote is silly, but the text quote is more rounded...

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/photos/twitterings-celebs-quoted-6-12-aug--1313081464-slideshow/

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Hulk can look after himself, though not so sure about the notion of hulkamania running wild these days :(

jel --, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

no, i've heard the call (to 5 live), and that's verbatim.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a334526/hulk-hogan-hulkamania-should-stop-the-riots.html

koogs, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Answers to the important questions at last, from Suzanne Moore:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/12/uk-riots-dont-shut-kids-out-now

'Twas an ORGANIC CHEF that smashed up Nandos. It all makes perfect sense now.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/27/1290880514986/Suzanne_Moore.jpg

A41 (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

David Starkey on Newsnight now, an absolute travesty.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

am i going to have to watch this, or can i just rely on the general sense i'm getting from twitter of "old man has foregone intellectual rigour for lazy racism"?

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

Owen Jones on the panel, so you're going to have to watch it.

Ruh-roh part 45838835: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/aug/12/uk-riots-aftermath-live-updates#block-19

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

OK, LOL, there's one of those Parliament-bound petitions going around to discuss David Cameron resigning over this.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

Go on, you know you want to:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/10

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

Sometimes I really love this country.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

I think that Suzanne Moore piece is great.

Alba, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

Owen Jones on the panel, so you're going to have to watch it.

errrr no

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

OK, why? His book is great.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not being facetious, it was one of those details I wanted to know and I'm glad she explained it.

Thought she was a bit harsh, as it was actually a minority of lefties screaming "bring in the army" on twitter. And the idea of twitter as a left wing sounding box reflects who she follows, not twitter itself (as a quick peruse of trending topics will normally show)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm not sure if it's she or I that follow atypical liberals on Twitter, but I certainly didn't hear much send in the army talk.

Alba, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

How did I miss this, the definitive analysis of the riots?

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2011-08-10.html

Alba, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

you almost got me to click on that

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

suzy: im not seeing it -- he'll be a perfectly decent MOR oxford-educated liberal-left commentator, like a safer laurie penny. his articles more or less send me to sleep, which is fine: im just not seeing anything beyond standard liberal-left platitudes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/may/15/clamp-down-funemployment-worklessness-tax-rich

granted, a few edges will have to be worn off: 'let's confiscate all trust funds and invest the money in creating jobs for the funemployed' is a beautiful idea all non-trust-fund havers can get behind. but the poverty of his economic/political grasp here should be a warning. article says we must continue to have rich people, but also tax them very heavily.

fine, sure, im sure it'll work, but it isn't a challenge to the current distribution of power; it seems to resentfully depend on it. same for the unpaid internships in the media/politics thing: of course they suck: they're integral to the very hierarchical society we live in. saying let's have interns but select them from a slightly wider section of university-educated society is again unchallenging.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

Coulter dropping some Man U Lols there

A41 (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting timing for this article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/13/us/13lapd.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&hp

A41 (admrl), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16049202.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week2/16049204.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

not enough ROO puns

zappi, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

BRITAIN IN ROO-INS

Alba, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS ROO

Alba, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

ROO-BING HOODIES

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

I think what heartens me more than anything is that i've heard a lot of tremendously intelligent and thoughtful people on the radio and the tv during the last few days who know exactly how to resolve the riots and make sure they never happen again. with this level of practical insight being freely offered i don't think it's likely that there'll be riots in the future

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14513517

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

it's actually somehow WORSE than i'd anticipated, when he says it. it's like the climax of his point, not even a throwaway bit.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't keep watching through bit where they discuss if rap is the cause of riots or actually just another kind of poetry

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

Fucking hell. I'd seen some people mentioning it on twitter, but that is... I have no words.

emil.y, Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

yep can't get through that, sorry

A41 (admrl), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Sort of dreading calling my parents this weekend, they tend to have rather sadly unenlightened views on this issue =(

Maybe I'll just try talking about the weather

A41 (admrl), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

another racist, sexist, hard-right tory? well i never

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

oh god... that video... :-(

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. Hard to believe that you can start discussing the riots with "I've been rereading Enoch Powell's river of blood speech" and then go downhill, but he manages it.

toby, Saturday, 13 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

So Toby Young has come out to defend Starkey, unsurprisingly. By basically trying to defend his interview and insuating he meant something else when he clearly didn't. Starkey was so off the mark. It's like he's like an old man that's accidentally switched over to MTV Cribs once and then sat on the upstairs of a London bus a day later and has built a 'theory' from there. When he got the transcript of the text message out and started reading it.. well. Sad he got air time, really.

mmmm, Saturday, 13 August 2011 06:31 (fourteen years ago)

Owen Jones on the panel, so you're going to have to watch it.

errrr no

― we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Friday, August 12, 2011 10:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

pvmic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 August 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)

what is pvmic?

lex pretend, Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:07 (fourteen years ago)

starkey, kmft

lex pretend, Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

"This language which is wholly false, which is this Jamaican patois that has been intruded in England and that is why so many of us have this sense of literally of a foreign country."

Dunno about this, I still blame the Normans.

Child Hoodie's End (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

posts very much in character xxp

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

i used to enjoy Starkey as a historian and his waspish High Tory bitching tbh but the senile racist twat's a bit dead to me now sorry

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:54 (fourteen years ago)

@nero Was David Starkey being racist on Newsnight? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyyoung/100100845/was-david-starkey-being-racist-on-newsnight-last-night/ @toadmeister says no. (I agree.)
Must be something about being under 50 and writing for the Telegraph that turns you into a horrific cross of Nathan Barley and Nick Ferrari.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

gmpolice GM Police

Mum-of-two, not involved in disorder, jailed for FIVE months for accepting shorts looted from shop. There are no excuses!

There certainly aren't.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe a racist said some racist stuff

nakhchivan, Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

I take it they'll be prosecuting the trustees of the British Museum for accepting looted goods, then? You reckon Starkey's got any questionable artefacts Loire by, for instance, Vikings?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

Damn iPhone! Loire?

Anyone who's even touched Elgin Marbles must be prosecuted amirite etc. blah blah

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

wtf @ that sentence.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing @gmpolice is some kind of parody account, right? No? Oh dear.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

Starkey in this week's Radio Times talking about how the country has fallen back in love with the monarchy.

Chris, Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)

wtffffffff

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 13 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

dunno why dude's so fixated abt the english language, the irish are better at it anyway and we only picked it up lately

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

bollocks, you need to craic open a dictionary

Child Hoodie's End (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

"Defend the language" buffoons really are right up there with the buffooniest buffoons who've ever buffooned.

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

kbp otm tbf

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

'defend the language' is an easy impulse to understand, at least. It's the linguistic equivalent of my preference for windows 98 cos fuck learning it all again tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

it contravenes everything we know about what a language works and what it is tho, it's such a ridiculous Canutian line in the quicksand that i can't believe anybody who tries to draw it believes in it for the second it lasts

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

well, like everything else about societal evolution, it's optional, right?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

it fits with starkey's general belief that the only thing worth historical study is the actions of the elite tho (iirc starkey hates social history and thinks it's the result of too many women doing research).

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

gmpolice GM Police
Mum-of-two, not involved in disorder, jailed for FIVE months for accepting shorts looted from shop. There are no excuses!

There certainly aren't.

― Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Saturday, August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

They've deleted that one now.

gmpolice GM Police
Thanks to all for feedback messages - all your comments have been noted. You are right, it is not our place to comment on sentences.

Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 13 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

I'm with Time Team. History is Rubbish.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

@nero Was David Starkey being racist on Newsnight? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyyoung/100100845/was-david-starkey-being-racist-on-newsnight-last-night/ @toadmeister says no. (I agree.)

Must be something about being under 50 and writing for the Telegraph that turns you into a horrific cross of Nathan Barley and Nick Ferrari.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 August 2011 Bookmark

I switched from the beginning of that newsnight discussion to watch...'How to Lose Friends & Alienate People' on Film 4.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

Always knew the guy was a dickhead but when he mentioned Enoch Powell, I thought, he's not going to go down that road is he? What was he trying to say about David Lammy? He sounds like a white man therefore he's one of the good ones? One good thing about all this is that a lot of right wing wankers are showing their true colours, and that includes Cameron.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

who would have thought a fusty old oxbridge don could be so out of touch with reality eh

Once Were Moderators (DG), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

i didnt know you were an oxbridge don!

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

I think he meant Tom D

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

He spent twenty-six years at the LSE. I can't imagine he was too popular in the staff room.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

learning a lot of surprising stuff about Tom here

Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14513517

― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, August 12, 2011 7:59 PM

good luck uk

☝ (am0n), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

Various thoughts written down - http://sickmouthy.com/2011/08/13/after-the-august-riots/

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

David Starkey was on that "Jamie's School" prog, tried to take on a 15 year old kid in a battle of wits and lost, pretty well emphatically.

Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

Leics Police

As a result of investigations into the disorder on Tuesday night in #Leicester, detectives have arrested a 19 year old man on suspicion of encouraging the commission of an offence, namely public order, on a social network site.

Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

yeah there's already been a few of those http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/blackberry/8697651/UK-riots-teenager-charged-with-BlackBerry-incitement.html

caek, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

and this seems kind of related

http://news.cnet.com/8301-27080_3-20091822-245/s.f-subway-muzzles-cell-service-during-protest/

to this

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/8698838/Twitter-blocking-the-technical-and-legal-issues.html

caek, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

on the guy in the youtube video who robbed the malaysian student:

Last night, Donovan’s neighbours claimed their lives had been blighted by him playing loud music. One neighbour said that his favourite tune was a version of In For The Kill by La Roux, which he played at high volume every night.

The woman, who did not want to be named for fear of reprisals, said: ‘He listened to Eminem a lot but his favourite was In For The Kill.’

i blame the poisonous influence of gangsta rapshitty, shrill electropop

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 August 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

i went on the dalston to tottenham unity march yesterday btw, it was deeply uninspiring. fucking swp fuck off forever! hijacking what was meant to be a community event for their own stupid agenda. wanted to smack every cunt with a GENERAL STRIKE NOW or BANKERS ARE THE REAL LOOTERS placard, and as for that moronic girl with a t-shirt saying "you can't buy happiness - STEAL IT" o_0

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

Sheesh - morons. Since I woke up yesterday at QUARTER TO FUCKING SIX to intercept a 7am alarm, I wound up having a disco doze on return from my shift at the farmer's market so I could cope with staying out until 3am in Dalston for friend's party.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus, Delingpole's gone too far:

The part of the programme which seems to have most got the left’s goat is the one where David Starkey says that “the whites have become black.” But again, the cultural point he is making is indisputable. Listen to how many white kids (and Asian kids) choose to speak in black street patois; note the extent to which hip hop and grime garage and their offshoots have penetrated the white mainstream; check out how many white kids like to roll like pimps or perps with their Calvins pulled up to their midriffs and their jean waistbands sagging below their buttocks.

Is anyone seriously going to try to make the case that this isn’t black culture in excelsis? Or does anyone, perhaps, want to persuade me that this is but one tiny and much-exaggerated facet of a broader black culture dominated by opera and madrigal singing and crochet and sonnet-construction and lawn bowls and Shakespeare and new translations of Ovid? If they are capable of doing so then maybe, just maybe, I might accept that there was something demeaning or reductive in Starkey’s comments on black culture. Problem is, I don’t think anyone can. (And I speak, by the way, as someone who quite likes his hop hop and who is very much into the new Kanye West/Jay Z album. But who, listening to it, can’t help noticing that it’s rather more a celebration of gats, hos, casual sex and easy money, than it is an invocation for study, hard work and social conformity.)

To pillory a man for pointing out such a glaringly obvious cultural fact just because he’s white and right-wing would have been quite wrong even before the riots. Post riots it is positively obscene.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100100911/if-david-starkey-is-racist-then-so-is-everybody/

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Quite easily the biggest cunt in British right wing punditry.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

Haven't heard it, but I'm guessing the new Kanye West/Jay Z album isn't in any way a celebration of gats and hos.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

someone who quite likes his hop hop and who is very much into the new Kanye West/Jay Z album

too long for a d-name but imma try it

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

gats? Mike Gatting? interesting.

jel --, Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

no dice

anyway, all that stuff about rap is a side-issue within what starkey was saying. what he said was way more serious: it was that enoch powell, who definitely wasn't talking about rap, was half-right, that barbarism had visited our streets bc of immigration. he was only half-right, says starkey, because rather than fighting the immigrants, the white working class had converted to their barbarian ways.

Haven't heard it, but I'm guessing the new Kanye West/Jay Z album isn't in any way a celebration of gats and hos.

well... i think the left would be wise not to get dragged into a debate about whether rap is actually socially responsible at this point.

but i mean: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1334974/Prince-William-stag-Snoop-Dogg-perform-Charles-Etonians.html

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

'i got five passports im never going to jail' -- can't believe the kids are listening to this stuff...

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

Incredibly good article by Audrey Gillan, reporting from the 149 bus:

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/features/Riots-Violence-simmers-on-the.6818249.jp

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

149 represent
~memories~

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

HM, what's your opinion of John Prescott on Twitter*? My take: not many people of pensionable age are good/funny/rapidsnark at social media. He is.

*yes, I know this is the most absurd question.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

no opinion! not on twitter, though i sort of look at a few accts, usually swp types it seems...

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Worth having a look at his timeline TBH. Also, shorter SWP: 'enough about YOU, what about ME?'

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno why they exert this fascination. it's not just me. i think they've figured out that the world is run by people who turn up and make a big deal of themselves, or something. it doesn't take that much. show up a a demo with some signs and it looks like you ran the whole thing.

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol that wills/snoop article was written by littlejohn's daughter and was riddled with factual inaccuracies

sbgorf (stevie), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

'I was drugged up to the eyeballs with men who thought they were Jesus': Gail Porter gives haunted account of her three weeks sectioned

honestly thought this was going to be a zing about toploader till the last word

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

But I’m not sure Starkey was guilty of racism which, according to the OED, is defined as “the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race , especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races”.
(Young)

quoting dictionary definitions is the last refuge of scoundrels

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

er but anyway he also does have that belief!??

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

dictionary.com's definition is much better (the "all" in the OED definition is misleading and is used as a cop out for the Telegraph to just say it's a ~subculture~ within the black community)

A belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

Which seems to be the line the Telegraph is following by saying there is more inherent criminality within black ppl.

prolego, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

"It's not all, David Lammy speaks like a civilised white person!", "I have black friends!" etc.

prolego, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

"I met a 40 year old black man in Portsmouth..."

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2007/07/prince-harry-diddy/04-prince-william-p-diddy.jpg

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

Has Dellingpole actually read any Shakespeare lately?

Ladies of easy virtue, casual violence and power play among petty thugs were vastly popular topics in Elizabethan drama, too you know.

S's easily most popular work, Romeo and Juliet was gang violence and teen sex from one end to the other FFS!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

Do we even need to get into Greek vs Trojan gangs and a strumpet named Helen? I mean, really.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

Starkey's favoured period is the Tudors, isn't it?

a: looting (Dissolution of the Monasteries = single most concentrated internal cross-class property-grab in English history) (ER if you exclude the Norman Conquest, which was primarily barons beating on earls, so intra-aristo and "doesn't count")
b: none more violent (it's true Henry VII ended the Wars of the Roses -- Lancaster vs York as Bloods vs Crips -- but he did so by being head of the MOST RUTHLESS GANG obv)
c: NONE MORE BLING (cf Holbein; also, the fashion for cutting slits in outer clothes to show quality of underclothes = identical rationale to low-rider waistline to to show off calvin klein undies)

mark s, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

A history of social media: DID THE CODPIECE CAUSE THE ENGLISH CIVIL WAR?

mark s, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

HAHAHA those are BRILLIANT, Mark!

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah possibly Cavalier Bling > Tudor Bling but only by a whisker i.e. better beards

(and I'm not just saying this coz I'm reading Du Maurier's hott Cornish ginger Cavalier pr0n right now feat Sir Richard Blingville)

The slashed doublets = low rider jeans and Calvins = v v salient point.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

the fashion for cutting slits in outer clothes to show quality of underclothes

This is true right? Because I will be repeating it to all and sundry.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

k8's and mark's posts = WANT TO RT

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

also also: insofaras the tudors managed to tamp down robbery with menaces within the fabric of english society, they did so by turning the violence outwards, aka DAWN OF BRIT EMPIRE. The Royal Navy was largely paid for by stolen monastery money; Drake and Raleigh were ACTUAL REAL LICENSED PIRATES, the license fee the booty (and baccy) they brought the Queen ffs. Virginia is named after you-know-who etc etc.

(Why oh why am I not on telly explaining all of culture evah?)

mark s, Sunday, 14 August 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

(and I'm not just saying this coz I'm reading Du Maurier's hott Cornish ginger Cavalier pr0n right now feat Sir Richard Blingville)

Do you mean The King's general?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

That's the one. ::swoons::

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

I agree and co-sign :)

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

(Why oh why am I not on telly explaining all of culture evah?)

would torrent!

sbgorf (stevie), Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://fullers.co.uk/rte.asp?id=409

do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

[apposite line from 'the departed']

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

optimistic

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

im not really sure what the point of an insincere apology is

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

keeps the crowd entertained while the tar's heating up

Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't see the point either. His appearance only showed how woefully out of touch he really is. Forcing an apology only plays into the hands of his supporters who claim he wasn't racist because he didn't explicitly say black people are to blame and argue for freedom of speech!
The more I think about it the more I think he must have been trolling by kicking off with the Enoch Powell line..

mmmm, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

So I was reading a piece in the Daily Mail and was shocked at how reasonable etc it seemed:

It was a solemn, peaceful message that will make everyone who stereotypes Muslims as terrorists and fanatics feel ashamed of themselves. Tariq Jahan is a deeply impressive man, and like the great majority of Muslims in this country, he is hard-working, clean-living, guided in his conduct by religious belief, and unshakeable in his devotion to the ideal of family life.

But then this is the real thrust of the article:

A Christian woman working for British Airways who wears a cross round her neck is asked to remove it for fear of offending other people. A nurse who prays with a patient in hospital is committing an almost criminal act. Catholic adoption agencies which disapprove of gay adoptive parents on religious grounds have their licences taken away.

Shame, because a lot of the piece is actually rather thoughtful.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2025393/UK-riots-Haroon-Jahan-death-Legacy-society-believes-nothing.html

gyac, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

there's a bit of that, yeah. if he's out of touch than im afraid a pretty vast proportion of the population is. i don't think the nation is threatened by this expression of views. imo argument is a better way to deal with it than imposed silence. and other stock responses.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Don't throw your cup at your own TV, throw it at a rich person's TV.

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 11:56 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wrong. throw it at your TV, throw your broken TV out the window and plug in the new TV you bought down the pub last night.

the monstrous beehive got even taller (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2025393/UK-riots-Haroon-Jahan-death-Legacy-society-believes-nothing.html

― gyac, Sunday, August 14, 2011 5:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ahh, A N Wilson...

The Downton delusion: We love dramas about upstairs, downstairs life, but Edwardian England saw an elite few exploiting the poor majority

Can't they let Princess Diana rest in peace?

What does this photo say about Dave and Britain? (about a photo of Cameron in a untucked shirt)

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to say at least he's fairly amusing but reading that article through to the end I've changed my mind (even though he does at a pop at Starkey for being an atheist).

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

Put the bracket in the word place...

I was going to say at least he's fairly amusing but reading that article through to the end I've changed my mind even though he does at a pop at Starkey (for being an atheist).

― Ned Trifle X, Monday, August 15, 2011 7:58 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)

Amy Winehouse, a pathetic drug-infused alcoholic girl of very modest talent, is held up as great diva

Not only does he fail the Who Done Metal Guru Then? test, but he (or his subeditor) also has no idea of elementary grammar. If we're talking unshakable discipline.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 15 August 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

This article has just moved me to tears. I will never tarnish all Muslims with the same brush again. I feel so ashamed that I have done so in the past. God Bless all those decent, God fearing folk. I am humbled.

- LF, London

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:03 (fourteen years ago)

A turkish guy with meat cleaver in hand standing outside his restaurant to defend his business.

Classic or Dud, David Cameron?

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

This "review" is nonsense - what happens if it recommends reversing public spending cuts in deprived areas or in fact increasing them? It won't, of course. You can tell from Cameron's rhetoric he's going to use it to do *exactly what he planned to do anyway*:

The review will look at education, welfare, families, parenting, addiction, communities, the "twisting and misrepresenting of human rights that has undermined personal responsibility" and the "obsession with health and safety that has eroded people's willingness to act according to common sense".

AKA exactly what he always says.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:50 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure that if the rioters had been less concerned with health and safety everything would have been ok.

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

"NOW RIOTER SUES SPORTS SHOP FOR GLASS FRAGMENT INJURY"

Tomorrows DExpress? Or is it a bit too long?

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:58 (fourteen years ago)

Well, Matt, I am optimistic that as with other Dave policy wheezes, he'll be made to u-turn. Remember, 'tough' rhetoric is never used to get a hundred per cent of everything that's suggested, it's used to prime the public for a period of fake reflection where the worst excesses are rejected as unworkable or too severe, leaving fifty per cent of the suggestions (which are equally misguided) to stand in for looking 'effective'.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:02 (fourteen years ago)

There'll be nothing to u-turn on as I suspect this speech will be mainly platitudes. Most Dave "u-turns" tend to involve quietly sneaking the policy back through a few months later anyway - cf NHS reform.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 09:07 (fourteen years ago)

apart from anything else, what an inept, weak man this PM is. last week it was 'criminality pure and simple'. now it's something that necessitates a root-and-branch reconsideration of everything. dick.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

Mr McCarthy is showing me around his store in the centre of Birmingham, while staff from the next door Sainsbury's sweep up the broken glass from a night of rioting and looting.

He seems remarkably relaxed about the violence that has swept across parts of Britain – with retailers in the front line – even though 33 of his stores have either been damaged or forced to close early. "If they wanted to loot £20 worth of stuff from us they'd have to take it out like this", he says laughing heartily, while doing an impression of a looter burdened down with a ridiculously large armful of goods.

Even the riots are an opportunity for McCarthy to plug Poundland's prices.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/profiles/8700476/Jim-McCarthy-Looters-must-have-grabbed-armfuls-of-stuff.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

This article has just moved me to tears. I will never tarnish all Muslims with the same brush again. I feel so ashamed that I have done so in the past. God Bless all those decent, God fearing folk. I am humbled.

I will tarnish all council house residents instead

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

This article has just moved me to tears. I will never tarnish all Muslims with the same brush again. I feel so ashamed that I have done so in the past. God Bless all those decent, God fearing folk. I am humbled.

I will tarnish all council house residents instead

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, August 15, 2011 9:26 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Until they are evicted for breeding looters of course.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:41 (fourteen years ago)

Miliband's speech at Haverstock School seems rather good.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

I'm always put off when the words "national" and "conversation" appear together.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

I'm always put off when the words "the national" and "conversation" appear together.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh look, they appeared together! (xpost) Twice!

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

Miliband's speech at Haverstock School seems rather good.

yeah, indeed. particularly pitched against cameron's back to back to basics nonsense; 'family' is such a weird, privileging lens to look at things through, & applying the 'is this good for families' test doesn't address the 'this isn't good for anyone' factor involved in the poor logic of shutting down libraries, etc.

just nice to hear e-mili saying important things out loud:

Some people say it's all about family breakdown, but there are single parents who do a brilliant job and two-parent families who do a terrible job.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

good old bozzer

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/8701432/London-riots-this-is-no-time-to-be-squeamish.html

"These riots were not poll tax riots or race riots. The BBC tells us they were the “England riots”, which doesn’t help us very much"

calling them the London riots is hardly helping either, dick.

"But I simply cannot agree that Gerald Kaufman’s expense-claim for a Bang and Olufsen television has somehow triggered or legitimated the torching of property in outer London."

I dunno, the B&O shop in Manchester got trashed last week

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

The Smythson's shop in Notting Hill was also blatted - even though Samantha Cameron is no longer their creative director.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

I was worrying that history mayne was hacking my ilx account until I realised he meant to post that on the ilm thread about the national's new album 'conversation' ;-)

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

but yes suzy i agree miliband's speech is pretty good xxxxxp

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

it's weird, i can't even remember what the national sound like, but it was the zing that had to be made

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

'family' is such a weird, privileging lens to look at things through, & applying the 'is this good for families' test doesn't address the 'this isn't good for anyone' factor

Yeah, fuck families, esp. "hard working" ones

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

11.08am
A researcher from Demos asks what role recreational violence played in the riots.

"What do you think?" Miliband asks.

Bet Ed's wife is thinking "Ed NEVER has a second cup of coffee at breakfast"

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

the national sound like boris johnson yawning

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

indeed that is pretty much what i'm getting at tom - otm - fuck families.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

Families are important but fetishizing them at the expense of all of the rest of us is completely unrealistic and irresponsible.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

Of course, Londoners can come back from this, and the badminton championships and yesterday’s successful cycling trials confirm that we can lay on a superb Olympic Games.
Yes, Boris. London has roads.

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

otm. from a guy who personally and in relation to his party has no positive record on 'families', or one riven by an emphasis on marriage, it just comes across as worthless rhetoric, as much as his 'this is gangs/this is w/e' spin did. he should be applying a fairness test that makes sure that kids & their parents aren't getting fucked over, but since he clearly isn't - ie is not providing opportunities for growth & is not resisting going ham on the profound & indolent selfishness of claiming benefits - then it doesn't really wash.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

It's also something they can't do anything about, unless they force couples to stay together. But it plays well in speeches when you haven't got anything else to say.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:24 (fourteen years ago)

"In my very first act as leader of this party, I signalled my personal priority: to mend our broken society. That passion My ineptitude at doing this is stronger more blindingly obvious today than ever," (Cameron) will say.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

Glad EM came up with some decent points, when I saw this this morning I thought he'd be routed:

9.55am: In a post on Twitter this morning, Sky's Sophy Ridge neatly summed up the difference between David Cameron and Ed Miliband on the riots.
In a nutshell, Cameron blames absent fathers/poor school discipline for riots; Miliband blames MPs & bankers for culture of irresponsibility

The bankers issue is not irrelevant but attributing it a causal role is going for an extremely tenuous argument; I'm glad he didn't dwell on it for too long.

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron blames absent fathers/poor school discipline for riots

Don't want to inject too much reality into this but there wouldn't have been (the opportunity for) any riots anywhere if the Metropolitan Police hadn't (once again) shot someone and then lied about the circumstances surrounding it

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

otm; without getting too far into underlying societal causes there are those two events, averting either of which would have avoided the eventual outcome

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this has to be laid at the door of the Met much more than it is - the only reason people are now not totally after them is because we like watching them fight with the Tories. By the admission of many amongst the Met, they were working to rule last weekend before all the politicians came back from their hols.

From my POV it seemed like Mili was suggesting social irresponsibility - like damn near everything else - was on a continuum. Which is fine - he said all of our institutions were culpable here, but that's not the same as direct responsibility. The climate where grand people are seen to be getting away with crime or writing over the law to suit their self-interest/game the system while coming down like a mallet on the petty crimes of the poor does nothing but alienate the non-grand.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not sure that's true - strikes me the shooting lit the touchpaper in an already volatile situation. It's impossible to say for sure but if it hadn't been the Duggan shooting then I'm fairly sure it would have been something else.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

it's an interesting question. interesting that that boxer kid said he saw it brewing.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

im not really all about 'fuck families' tbh

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Neither am I really, I'm more fuck politicians going on about them

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

It's impossible to say for sure but if it hadn't been the Duggan shooting then I'm fairly sure it would have been something else.

But not all over the country, I wouldn't have thought

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

You think rioters in Birmingham and Manchester were arsed about the Met?

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

You're right, of course

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

My farmer colleague at the market said watching it on telly was like seeing a war film in real time. He lives out in the country near Cambridge and doesn't have the time to read papers in the week (the family take the Mail at weekends but he says they LOL at half the stories in it). Once made aware of the myriad ways that urban kids the same age as his youngest son are scrutinized by police - often while their white or better-off friends go unharassed or unsearched - he offered that his own son was rebellious and truculent enough without having to daily encounter hostile police and on that basis, he could totally understand the umbrage taken against the police by kids in cities. I asked him if there were EDL types near him and he not only said no, he claimed that others nearby 'would soon set them right' if they ever appeared in his area. He reckoned the racist right-whingers near him were more likely to be UKIP.

Also, just for future reference, comments sections have shown me that anyone referring to 'banksters' is a participant in the living brain donor programme.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

welp we did have a lil riot in cambridge

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

The reason less ppl are laying the blame at the door of the Met is that after 3 or 4 days of breaking glass and fire, a lot of ppl decided they'd even rather have corrupt, racist, mendacious cops than no cops at all. :-/

(that said, I felt a lot safer with the Heddlu than the Met)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)

xps - It's certainly fair to argue that selfish disregard for the law at the top and bottom of society is symptomatic of the same underlying problems. I just don't buy the argument (which some on the left have been flirting with) that the bankers'/MPs'/oligarchs' behaviour triggered the rioters' anger or violence.

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

welp we did have a lil riot in cambridge

Resentment over Homerton's recent narrow defeat to Balliol in University Challenge obv. runs deep

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/4431917v4_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

Overheard a Met copper chatting to a couple while he and a colleague were enjoying a stroll in the evening sunshine last night. He was saying how he's expecting 'it to kick off again at NHC'. He made sure his holiday was over that weekend thinking it would be canceled so he can cash in with double money and some compensation.

mmmm, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

homerton woz robbed!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8677788/Flag-error-leaves-Jeremy-Paxman-University-Challenged.html

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this has to be laid at the door of the Met much more than it is -

Well, it's not just the shooting - it's the lack of a proper response on days 1 and 2. And I do think that potential rioters around the country saw that and thought, the police can't control this.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp - NHC?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

The Economist is the only publication I've seen to explicitly make the point that the changing nature of the economy has led to declining availability of manual work. I mean, it's basically how and why we have an underclass in the first place, and given how entrenched it is, I've no idea how we row back from it. Given that all three parties essentially endorse the economic status quo that created this situation in the first place I doubt that, when push comes to shove, the political appetite exists to really try.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

which they shouldn't be blamed for overmuch, good quick thinking, that

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

NHC - Notting Hill Carnival.

mmmm, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, of course.

(the family take the Mail at weekends but he says they LOL at half the stories in it).

This is the problem right here - don't even buy the fucking rag!

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

mattdc otm

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

Knew it couldn't be North Hertfordshire College.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

NedT too. (xpost yes you)

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

The Economist is the only publication I've seen to explicitly make the point that the changing nature of the economy has led to declining availability of manual work. I mean, it's basically how and why we have an underclass in the first place, and given how entrenched it is, I've no idea how we row back from it. Given that all three parties essentially endorse the economic status quo that created this situation in the first place I doubt that, when push comes to shove, the political appetite exists to really try.

― Matt DC, Monday, August 15, 2011 12:04 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

well true enough, but this has been true a hell of a long time. i watched an old adam curtis doc last night, which touched on monetarism and the brixton riots and it was just like now. anyway, thatcher's first years produced the 2.5m unemployed you still have now. of course, she managed to push it up even further before she was done. but no-one has done anything about it. instead we adopted a genius model where instead of growing the economy we... borrowed a lot of money.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

xp

Matt, you don't 'row back' on what is, essentially, a pillar of technological process. You make sure that yr manual workers receive the training they need to function in the new economy, somethin i feel sure dcam will feel passionately about

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

welp we did have a lil riot in cambridge

― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:54 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

You mean the gang heading for the (lol) Grafton Centre and getting nicked?

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

No, top people's behaviour really wasn't getting a look-in from the public regarding the riots - until some of those top people started handing out massively inflated sentences for very small, first offense crimes, just because they happened in the riot and then calling for collective punishment of those rioters who happened to receive benefits. Young people are not stupid and naturally question punishments that seem disproportionate or only handed out amongst one set of people. I've heard a lot of 'rich people make their deceit LEGAL' from younger acquaintances in the aftermath of this.

A young person who lives at home will be getting around £200/month in benefits if unemployed or not in education. £50 a week. That's not much, and it sickens me that David Cameron probably spends more taking his family to Giraffe of a Sunday afternoon.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

Matt, you don't 'row back' on what is, essentially, a pillar of technological process. You make sure that yr manual workers receive the training they need to function in the new economy, somethin i feel sure dcam will feel passionately about

Manual workers still kinda necessary, evenn in 2011.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:14 (fourteen years ago)

You mean the gang heading for the (lol) Grafton Centre and getting nicked?

yup. it was pretty real.

A young person who lives at home will be getting around £200/month in benefits if unemployed or not in education. £50 a week. That's not much

errrrr i dunno suzy! if you're not paying rent that's not too bad.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:15 (fourteen years ago)

Matt, you don't 'row back' on what is, essentially, a pillar of technological process. You make sure that yr manual workers receive the training they need to function in the new economy, somethin i feel sure dcam will feel passionately about

I meant "row back" in terms of shrinking an entrenched underclass, not reopening coal mines and shit. But the problem is the "new economy" isn't really predicated on employing large numbers of people, outside retail and a few other industries that aren't exactly famed for paying a living wage.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:17 (fourteen years ago)

No, top people's behaviour really wasn't getting a look-in from the public regarding the riots - until some of those top people started handing out massively inflated sentences for very small, first offense crimes, just because they happened in the riot and then calling for collective punishment of those rioters who happened to receive benefits. Young people are not stupid and naturally question punishments that seem disproportionate or only handed out amongst one set of people. I've heard a lot of 'rich people make their deceit LEGAL' from younger acquaintances in the aftermath of this.

Yeah I definitely agree with this.

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

if you can also get free travel you can get by on £50 a week, just about. On the basis that it is short term and eventually there are jobs that can get you off benefits but not sure if that is the reality.

I think we touched a bit on corporate crimes etc in the capital punishments thread. which is basically a glorified mob so should be treated in the same way.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

There seems to be this idea that the whole "MP's Expenses" issue has been forgotten about and/or yesterdays news as far as the general public is concerned.

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

Well, it was about 5,193 news cycles ago.

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

so funny to hear cameron talking about immorality and selfishness and people who think their actions have no consequence and you think well he could v well be talking about these rich privileged people who are bad and cunts but you know he's definitely talking about some other people instead

conrad, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)

errrrr i dunno suzy! if you're not paying rent that's not too bad.

i know you end up in a discussion of whether people should be keeping up with their peers & what do people actually need-need, &c, but i disagree - irrespective of what you can do with it i think it's an amount on which you're going to end up getting into debt by offsetting with overdrafts or w/e. travel + food will eat up £50/wk p quick.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

with young people living at home, it's hard to guess at what they'll pay in food, etc. but i think i'll stick with £50 being a reasonable sum for an unemployed-- well, i get by on it anyway, and have done on less.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

'unemployed person living at home'. as ken says it does sort of depend on job prospects, and if all that is going is menial and badly paid, that seems more of an issue than the amount of benefits being paid while looking for work.

you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

so funny to hear cameron talking about immorality and selfishness and people who think their actions have no consequence and you think well he could v well be talking about these rich privileged people who are bad and cunts but you know he's definitely talking about some other people instead

I thought We Were All In This Together

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

idk. just, i've been paid that, in the past, in jobseeker's allowance, never living at home but usually in a situation in which some of it went to cover rent. the weird tangential conversation i was referring to is a spin-off from saying: i think if kids are going to have a reasonable life, in which they can just go and do a thing or see someone or (i have no idea what kids do nowadays) go buy some moonpies and catch a drive-in, that money evapourates, and while i get that 'society should not pay for your moonpies', i also feel like kids should not live a comparatively deprived & joyless life in those social terms, or that it isn't really helpful for them to do so.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

if you are supporting yrself i agree £50 is bollocks

however if you are parasitising your parents then WOOHOO <--- i know this because i have done this and it is partly why you are all posting on ILE at all (which i suppose counts against it really)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

it is partly why you are all posting on ILE at all

Eh?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

The under-25 rate of JSA is pretty much bullshit, once you're on the over-25 rate you can get by (assuming housing benefit pays your rent) and even occasionally buy things and maintain a bit of a social life, but that £50/week can be pretty tough.

Probably even tougher to live on the £0 you get after committing a crime, though.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

DG is responsible for (a) ILE existing at all, and (b) every other social ill that plagues mankind

Or certainly (a): he invented it on my birthday in fact.

mark s, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

b) too tbf

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

Probably even tougher to live on the £0 you get after committing a crime, though

Possibility of familial dischord if your entire family are out on the street too

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure if this has been posted already but it gave me some insight into daily life for these kids from an "I made it out" guy:

http://www.facebook.com/notes/joe-best/inside-the-minds-of-londons-rioters/10150372770132588

Can't Stop the Rop (seandalai), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

there is something awesomely religious about cameron's concept of rescuing the 120000 most-damaged families.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

HM, you'd be on roughly £65 and are expected to pay all recurring bills and feed yrself so the government is already trying to say that an unsupported adult's expenses are roughly £60/month more than that of someone living at home. The money given to benefits claimants is to keep you whole while you look for work. Which is a laugh because an unemployed person on HB often has to pay £10 weekly towards housing costs, service charges and caretaking if they live in council housing, then you have to have a TV license (12/month), internet access and your phone covered (varies) to make the most of opportunities outwith utilities or, you know, food and clothing.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

Probably even tougher to live on the £0 you get after committing a crime, though

that won't actually happen though surely

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, there's already a petition of 200,919 thinking that the current rules are too tight and should be loosened.
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/7337

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

:P

conrad, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

Vote for throwing out all literacy-challenged petitions on principle, or at least sending them back to the class to DO OVER.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

haha.

i don't know what exactly is being proposed when people are suggesting taking benefits from criminals. do we free ourselves from the madness of the human rights act first so we happily can leave them to starve on the streets?

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron is FIGHTING BACK against phony human rights, meanwhile phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

Or it's a trick: THANK YOU for signing our petition. We now have a Santa's List of the most knee-jerk people in Britain and will be monitoring news sources for any and all signs of hypocrisy from signatories, at which time we will demand draconian and very public punishments and prison sentences for offenders who have added their signatures to this moron's charter.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

good luck tracking down mr 'richard head' or mr 'p. ubes'

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

everybody should be given lots more money imo

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

I think I saw richard head on the tube the other day. actually several

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

You would say that, you're Irish *ducks* (xp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

well, exactly. Worked for us.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

The PM criticised parents who did not even attend court when their children were faced with rioting charges.

Believe they were at work at the time, now there's a Hard Working Family for you!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

'moran's' charter, shurely? xps

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

Um, no Ned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJRF8xGzvj4

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

(it was a joke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUefzNi_pX4
(another joke^)

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

LOL. Off to hit a deadlline; any appearances here for the rest of the day will be me, procrastinating.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

or theft against your employer's time.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

As long as she's not doing it during a riot she should be OK.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

that's a rather lose interpretation of the law.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

so, national service then (or 'national citizen service', rather)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

Ministers would look at the Human Rights Act and health and safety legislation - saying they had been "twisted" and misrepresented by some in a way that had undermined personal responsibilitythemselves to get a few inches in the Daily Mail.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

LOL, am freelance and just bought myself some crafty extra time.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

You have to pay for extra time?

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

...

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

so funny to hear cameron talking about immorality and selfishness and people who think their actions have no consequence and you think well he could v well be talking about these rich privileged people who are bad and cunts but you know he's definitely talking about some other people instead

I thought We Were All In This Together

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, August 15, 2011 11:45 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we were.

we're just not anymore.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

love how DC skirts the issue in the clip currently on the bbc news site.

"we know what's gone wrong"

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

"someone served red wine with fish, these people are animals"

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4GaKCBMNs4&feature=player_embedded

A41 (admrl), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

finally something sensible about starkeygate from the telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8702165/So-why-did-no-one-riot-after-listening-to-Morrissey.html

prolego, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)


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"why did no one riot after listening to Morrissey?"

Induced lethargy? Stunned inertia?

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I'd only riot over Morrissey if the prize for looting was to put him on a spit and slow roast him for 24 hours before feeding him to wild boar.

telegraph readers bringing the zings :D

lex pretend, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I hate to bring up the Smiths fan in the Bullingdon Club...

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Bet the only song Cameron had heard before doing Desert Island Discs was the second song:

1 Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan
2 Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West - Benny Hill
3 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
4 On Wings of Song (Mendelssohn) - Kiri Te Kanawa
5 Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
6 This Charming Man - The Smiths
7 Perfect Circle - REM
8 All These Things that I've Done - The Killers

Luxury item: A case of malt whisky from Jura
Book: 'The River Cottage Cookbook' by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Would love to hear his justification for choosing that Killers song, other than the fact it was 2006.

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

that list is the most impeccably middlebrow list conceivable

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

Wait til you see Clegg's.

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

never bought the smiths thing. bet he waits till everyone's out of the cabinet office and puts the the theme from 'a view to a kill' on REALLY LOUDLY

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmmm. Annoyingly, he probably had a decent record collection even if he is a pillock. At the time of that DID, I remember pointing out to someone that choosing Perfect Circle was the mark of a proper early REM obsessive.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

SO WHAT WE ALL DO THAT

actually he plays "fuck all night" by mocky but he obv can't say that on radio

mark s, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmmm. Annoyingly, he probably had a decent record collection even if he is a pillock. At the time of that DID, I remember pointing out to someone that choosing Perfect Circle was the mark of a proper early REM obsessive.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to DG if not clear

mark s, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

what you do in the privacy of yr own home is no-one's business but yr own mark

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

never bought the smiths thing.

this might blow your mind but a lot of wankers love the smiths

sbgorf (stevie), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)

truthbomb

Luxury item: A case of malt whisky from Jura

oh, oh dear

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktNNC0pX79M

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)

Book: 'The River Cottage Cookbook' by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

On a desert island? Illiterate fuck.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/15/essex-water-fight-blackberry-messenger?CMP=twt_gu

Essex police charge man over water fight planned on BlackBerry Messenger
A 20-year-old is due in court after police discover alleged plans for a Colchester water fight circulating on BBM and Facebook

getting on top of social disorder

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

Was speaking to my mum last night who, as an editor at a publishing company, has as an author a Tory life peer. Despite being politically polls apart, my actually quite likes him and has had a few conversations with him about Cameron.

As this guy has coached a number of notables in public speaking, apparently the trick is to find their passion and get them to draw upon it, regardless of the subject matter. With Cameron he couldn't manage it and described him as being both "without passion" and "intellectually lacking".

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

haha, that's a great anecdote

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

Actually I think it was "intellectually incurious".

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

Ideal politician then

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Seems obvious that Cameron wings it and hardly puts any work in, in a sort of offhand upper class way, he's no Harold Wilson that's for sure

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:54 (fourteen years ago)

Book: 'The River Cottage Cookbook' by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

On a desert island? Illiterate fuck.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:33 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol. oh god. i was distracted by the killers but this is much worse.

cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

he is a man of the land, looking forward to supplying his desert island table with the fruits of his good hard honest toil.

ledge, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

Oh DG, don't knock A View to a Kill. Best use of orchestra hits in a theme song ever? And great for doing the vacuuming to.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

Clegg's list is better than Cameron's, or less boring at any rate, bizarre Shakira choice notwithstanding:

1. Idil Biret playing Chopin's Waltz in A Minor
2. Johnny Cash and Sunday Morning Coming Down
3. Prince and The Cross
4. Cesaria Evora and Petit Pays
5. Radiohead and Street Spirit
6. David Bowie and Life on Mars
7. Shakira and Waka Waka the theme to the 2010 World Cup
8. Schubert's Impromptu No.3 in G Flat Major played by Alfred Brendel
Book: The Leopard, by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
Luxury: A stash of cigarettes

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

The Shakira selection was something to do with his kids iirc.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

I can get behind "The Leopard" and the fags.

Neil S, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

Johnny Cash and Sunday Morning Coming Down

Bet he's been playing this one a lot recently then going outside for a quick bawl

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Miliband's (possibly unofficial) one is horrific:

Paul Robeson: The Ballad of Joe Hill
Billy Bragg: A New England
Josh Ritter: Good Man
Hard Fi: Stars of CCTV
Housemartins: Caravan of Love
Robbie Williams: Angels
A-ha: Take on Me
Beethoven: Ninth Symphony
Book – Ulysses
Luxury – iPhone

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

I'd expect people to take something like "Ulysses" just because then they'd have the time to read it.

(xpost HONEST!!)

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron's at least look honest-if-dull but I'm boggling that anyone could like music so little that they could think it acceptable to put Hard-Fi in with Beethoven.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron and Hugh F-W were at Eton together & are related through marriage, iirc

bham, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's still going to feel silly having chosen your book as a sentimental memory aid, when all it tells you is to make sure you get your spices from somewhere with a high turnover to ensure freshness

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure Miliband hasn't read Ulysses. Or heard Stars of CCTV either.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

4. Cesaria Evora and Petit Pays

this is actually a good song

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

xpost wouldn't it be better to take stuff you hadn't read before?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

Oh here we are on the Riot thread, debating what's a good take to a desert island?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

I reckon I'd still only make it two pages into Ulysses even if it was my desert island book

badg, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

it's still going to feel silly having chosen your book as a sentimental memory aid, when all it tells you is to make sure you get your spices from somewhere with a high turnover to ensure freshness

or indeed having a i-phone where you can't get reception and can't recharge it. All you can do is get sand in it so it's useless for when someone finally rescues you.

Oh here we are on the Riot thread, debating what's a good take to a desert island?

Daily Mail readers say "convicted rioters!"

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

Clegg's list is the best. I'm told he went to do postgraduate work in Minneapolis partly because as a genuinely mahoosive Prince fan it meant he'd get to go to those secret shows at Paisley Park.

LOL, looks like Hugh's cousin is married to Dave's brother, but this (from 2006) is telling:

"I haven't seen David for a long time," he says, cautiously. "It's difficult - it's not difficult, but it's certainly amusing to see, I can picture him in... It's a real struggle to overcome a sense of people's relative age and position, if you've known them when they were very young. The same is true of older boys. Bigger, older boys who one looked up to, even when you start to converge in age, a moment comes when you have to do a flip and they become ordinary, regular people, not these gods that they once were. So, for me, it's fun watching him do Newsnight interviews, and being quick and sharp and clever like I remember him at school."

What else?

"He'd take you on in an argument, or make a cheeky remark. I don't think you could say that he was obviously ambitious at that stage... I'm not over-exercised about party politics. I have my pet subjects. I still haven't heard the Desert Island Discs [in which] he chose the River Cottage Cookbook as his book. Which I'm absolutely chuffed about."

Not enough to vote for him?

"Not on its own."

robin hoodie (suzy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

Some people really don't like music. Professor Heinz Wolff's selection was so o_0 that he caused my only car-crash so far (m'lud).

Risky taking things you haven't read: what if you don't like em? I don't really like Ulysses (*distant sound of pinefox's car crashing*)

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

Some people really don't like music.

Yes, the vast majority of the guests on Desert Island Discs for instance!

Missed opportunity for Milliband for records by the Steve Miller Band, Glen Miller Band and the Frankie Miller Band

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

"Not on its own" = "I voted for him anyway"?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Also 'A Milli'.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Vanilli?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

cash 'sunday morning' is no kristofferson 'sunday morning'

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

harry miller's band was called isipingo

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

And the news-breather is over: "Stand by for new phone-hacking bombshells" says Nick Davies on Twitter.

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hurrah!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

:D

cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

Better not be like the MASSIVE FOOTBALL STORY DEFINITELY BREAKING thing the Guardian did a few months back.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

Even Sky News are remarking on new Hackgate developments.

robin hoodie (suzy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

Talkin bout hackgate on the riots thread.

::shakes head woefully::

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, no wonder the country's in the state it's in

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

Book – Ulysses
Luxury – iPhone

At first reading I assumed these were tracks by two groups I'd never heard of.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

never bought the smiths thing.

this might blow your mind but a lot of wankers love the smiths

― sbgorf (stevie), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:04 AM (4 hours ago)

yes, i have read ilx

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

yes, i have read ilx

Is that the name of a Morrissey single?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

mcalmont & butler iirc

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

sb if you think you have read this post before

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ppcSGGShg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

tempted not to press play cos the still image seems to say it all

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amateurs.jpeg

YE OLDE
BIGGE
SCREEN
TELLY

goole, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Unfunnye.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

And there's a soccer ball being kicked on said telly.

returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Also the mobile in his pocket drawn on afterwards in different pen

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

just noticed the opposition of big ben and the washington monument

goole, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

the television is also clearly of an incorrect aspect ratio

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

tall-screen

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

I think it is ye olde 4:3

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

2:6 more like

cant say i noticed the federal reserve last time i went to the london electronics shoppe to buy ye olde overpricèd ipodde docke

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

amateur

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

It's not that, it's that Banksy has managed to spray his name on the banker on the left!

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

... don't forget the full stop... that's the funniest bit (xp)

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

i was too distracted trying to set my watch by big ben, it's tough when the hands are missing

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

those bankers will steal anything

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

i mean the bankers on the left, in the suits

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

cash 'sunday morning' is no kristofferson 'sunday morning'

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac),

^^^^this^^^^^
Picking the cover over Kris' original is unforgivable.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Four years in jail for starting a Facebook event called 'Smash Down Northwich Town':

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/16/uk-riots-four-years-disorder-facebook

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not very informed on UK sentencing. What's the likelihood that those guys get paroled in much less than the full four years?

returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

arguing w/a guy atm who's suggesting looting & digital piracy are functionally identical

he's pissing me off

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

xp, they'll probably do two years inside.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

hoos, ask that guy how he's making infinite identical copies of shoes and tv's on his hard drive

goole, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

send him a picture of yourself without a shirt on

max, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

"looks like the time for this particular Lib Dem to stop supporting the Coalition, however broadly" <-- david allen green aka jack of kent

dare to eat the peach jack

mark s, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

^ good one

goole, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

Hoos, maybe looting & digital piracy/hacking but even then...

ShariVari, I imagine the govmnt/courts will throw the book at the anybody arrested lotting for a while to come. I'd love to see a cost analysis of how much the looting will cost in terms of increased case loads and prison expenditures. Too bad Australia's no longer an option.

returning the native population to its violent 18th-century high (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

If you are a resident but not yet a citizen, it is easy to find oneself repatriated in Botany Bay style following a conviction. People of colour or those who speak English with an accent are asked, when arrested, to clarify their immigration status anyway - I can't think of anything more undermining to a sense of belonging than a young person who is a citizen/the child of immigrants being challenged on that birthright every time they come in contact with punitive authority.

This is going to cost a fortune, and the costs will be massively out of proportion to crimes committed. Cameron's braying for everything short of Off With Their Heads and his rhetoric is dangerous and undermining to British justice, because he is advocating politically-motivated sentencing in contravention of every sort of law. While I agree that people who commit crimes should be punished, this should not be done in haste, in 'special' courts - I don't expect that offenders should be punished any more severely than football hooligans or participants in crime at other large public events like Notting Hill Carnival (which is still more severely than offenders would be punished, acting alone on a 'normal' night). The sheer vindictiveness of David Cameron is something for the keen armchair psychologist - I'm tempted to say that the 'robust' approach has a lot to do with projecting the lack of true morals deep in his own party and self onto those who are too unimportant to fight back, and easily scapegoated in places where there is not such a mix of race and class as in our cities.

robin hoodie (suzy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

hoos, ask that guy how he's making infinite identical copies of shoes and tv's on his hard drive

― goole, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

he already said "as soon as we have 3-d printers i plan to be printing my pirated nikes"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

that'll cost about 10x the price of some nikes atm

kinder, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

well, for now anyway

not agreeing with him ethically obv but technologically we're gettin there faster every day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

cf the makerbot http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2010-06/making-makerbot

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.fleetstreetfox.com/2011/08/43-and-never-been-spanked.html

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

these sentences are fucking infuriating me

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

though the tories are only doing it cuz they know there's a pre-existing public appetite for it. the problem is less that the tories are tories and more that THE PUBLIC ARE CUNTS

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

great post from suzy up there

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

can see '4 yrs for facebook challops' getting some worldwide xoverage

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

x, c

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

it doesn't mean much i know, but i fucking hate this govt. bad as nu-labour was at times, they didn't aim for failure and misery and jam their foot to the pedal with the glee of this shower of shit.

sbgorf (stevie), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

[and by "at times" i mean "often"]

sbgorf (stevie), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan Blackshaw, 20, set up an "event" called Smash Down in Northwich Town for the night of 8 August on the social networking site but no one apart from the police, who were monitoring the page, turned up at the pre-arranged meeting point outside a McDonalds restaurant. Blackshaw was promptly arrested.

Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22, of Latchford, Warrington, used his Facebook account in the early hours of 9 August to design a web page entitled The Warrington Riots. The court was told it caused a wave of panic in the town. When he woke up the following morning with a hangover, he removed the page and apologised, saying it had been a joke. His message was distributed to 400 Facebook contacts, but no rioting broke out as a result.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, I've just realized that a friend's mother is (or was) a magistrate in Haringey. I can't imagine her passing the buck to Crown Court or suffering any interference from Tory politicians over her normal approach to sentencing, so I would love to get her take on this.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

Neither of these guys had any previous convictions. Thinking Assad and Ahmedinejad would approve of this sentencing policy. Where are the fucking Liberal Democrats by the way?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:01 (fourteen years ago)

they've actually just popped up! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/aug/16/tories-riots-bonkers-liberal-democrat

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

So really that "we have helped to release the inner liberal in the Conservatives" stuff is increasingly looking like complete bollocks.

Clegg must fucking hate Cameron by now. I mean, really really hate him.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't be so sure about that

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

All this is way too perfect for Cameron. I can just imagine him rubbing his hands together and cackling "Excellent!" The riots have given him the perfect excuse to condemn the young and the poor, perpetuating a class divide, as well as getting people to do all the dirty work (clean-ups, community services for 16 year olds) for free where he'd previously have had to pay for them. Big Society is working.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

He could be as popular as Thatcher in three years!

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't be so sure about that

Why wouldn't he? I'm sure there's minimal difference on economic issues but I'm pretty sure that on social issues this isn't what he wanted to achieve in government. Also, Cameron knifed him in the back repeatedly during the AV campaign.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

I'm with Matt. Sounded like Clegg was biting down quite heavily on his tongue when I heard him on Today last week. Having to tow the Tory government line on shit like this must enrage his own inner liberal.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

agree w/matt on clegg, not especially interested until he has the balls to make it a coalition-breaking issue though

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:20 (fourteen years ago)

Clegg appears to be in the throes of some serious comfort eating/drinking ATM.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:21 (fourteen years ago)

Having to tow the Tory government line on shit like this must enrage his own inner liberal.

It's his outer Liberal that I have problems with. Still not sure how liberal Clegg really is.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

... Clegg and his brand of Liberals in general

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

Where is he towing this line to?

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

may well be that cameron is rubbing his hands with glee at all this: his political judgment and economic grasp are so poor however, that his glee now does not preclude his emergent dismay tomorrow

mark s, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

It genuinely amazes me that Cameron has a background in PR considering how useless he is at crisis management. You'd think that most people with a grasp of how these things work would have seen his two big unforced errors (namely Coulson and not bothering to come back from his holiday for two days of rioting) coming a mile off.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

Get the impression that he's not exactly the hardest working Prime Minister in British history

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

PR is working to promote the 'public image' of somebody else.

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)

im not sure anyone ever said he was *good* at PR did they? carlton in general was not a notable success.

cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

Cameron having a background in PR seems to be "Make me look good OK thx bibi"

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

By not coming back from holiday for so long, and then stopping the riots as soon as he got back, Cameron's reputation has actually improved in certain quarters.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

As he seems only to be interested in launches, lunches and messaging I would say he's the epitome of PR as PM. <--- I think the_left could make hay with this meme.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

xp the "hardman" effect

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

By not coming back from holiday for so long, and then stopping the riots as soon as he got back,

even tho these two events were patently unrelated? and he did not remotely "stop the riots"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

Yea, who exactly is buying the "We stopped the riots" line? Not the much maligned GBP!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

this whole zero tolerance crackdown WILL enhance his rep though: the appetite for that amongst the public is more depressing than the appetite for it amongst tories

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:54 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know how much credit he is getting for that either

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

Is he, to be fair, even using this line?

xpost (sigh) about himself 'stopping the riots'

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

I was told he got on a horse himself and clubbed several rioters to death

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

It's been fairly heavily implied. Police chiefs generally don't go around slagging off Tory PMs, for instance.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

Hopefully Cameron leaves the country in a better state than he left ITV Digital.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

what, ready for RMurdoch to move in and take over?

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't see a hardman, I saw a bellicose spoilt brat who affected toughness by standing next to a fully-flacked policeman and talking a lot of crap about crime.

As much as people vent about punishment for crimes, I find the second someone is unfairly dealt with closer to home, most will temper their vitriol. Even some Tories are saying it is wise not to be so knee-jerk about these things.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

if zero tolerance remains the mood, people like coulson, fedorcio and murdoch junior are extremely exposed: and all well able to pull goodmanesque reveals when the heat is on

mark s, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

Ken Clarke's been very very quiet indeed of late.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

Part of me is thinking 'go ahead, Dave - carry on with this rhetoric, keep ramping it up in this way that either suggests a complete lack of self-awareness *or* a completely brazen attempt at deflection from your own indiscretions, because the hubris is breathtaking'.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

Ken Clarke's been very very quiet indeed of late.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:05 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hmm

caek, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

The Ministry of Justice refused to say where Mr Clarke had gone.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

Jailed for saying bad shit on Facebook

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.economist.com/blogs/bagehot/2011/08/civil-disorder-and-looting-hits-britain-0

lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, on Monday night, ex-Met officer I know was mocking the idea of the unprecedented nature of these disturbances. Also pointed out that Broadwater Farm was worse, i.e. hacking a policeman to death not to mention that parading around a few days later with dead pig's head on a stick was a tad provocative.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

That Economist piece is great, there was a similar piece in the Staggers last week too (apologies if already posted):
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2011/08/british-society-riots

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

is no one safe? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-14558312

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

I've seen him in the streets of York. He is, indeed, quite purple.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

So if you can get four years for something on FBook that never happened, .....

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

This dude needs a 'The Interior Life of...' thread.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

poor Crouchy.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/peter-crouch-opts-trim-riot-hit-barbers-081458048.html

jel --, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

"Remarkably, one of the few remaining artefacts left intact by looters was a signed photo of Crouch on the shop's wall."

remarkable!

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

every cloud has a silver lining!

jel --, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

Man, he got 35K?! That fast?!

Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

It's better than looting!

Alba, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

DAVID BESWICK

23. You are 31 years old and in work. You took your car into Salford to go and watch the disturbances at something like 7.00 pm. You were still there at 00.40 am. You knew that several stores had been attacked and looted. In your car was found a 37 inch television taken from one of the stores. You told the Police that you were looking after it for another for payment of £20. In other words you were the means by which that stolen TV would be taken out of the area. I regard it as a cynical offence by someone who knew exactly what he was doing.

24. I have had regard to the pre-sentence report. You do not have a bad criminal record, and no previous offences for dishonesty. True it is that you have recently lost your mother. In my judgement, the picture presented of someone simply caught up in what went on is false. You stood and watched crime going on for some hours, and than played your part. There must be a custodial sentence. Had you been convicted after a trial I would have sentenced you to 27 months imprisonment. As you admitted your guilt at the first opportunity the sentence is one of 18 months imprisonment. I declare that 6 days have been served pursuant to s 240 of the Criminal Justice Act 2003.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

“When shake your head in local paper story of a crime kid and hold the photo up and say; “He shames us all, this fellow. Look!” Then read the silence, look again and see that he is you, this long-lens shifty bugger in a park."

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:49 (fourteen years ago)

True it is that you have recently lost your mother.

tough on criminals, Judge Yoda is

^^^ this (onimo), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

The Grauniad has done and said some stupid things in its time but this really is the stupidest.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

front page of the law society gazette this week is: 'appeal$, bitch'

old money entertainment (history mayne), Thursday, 18 August 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

Prison rape gags in the Guardian, classy stuff there.

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

the drivel goes on for paragraph after paragraph as well. he sounds more like one of the demented CiF commenters than a journalist who is paid for copy.

Neil S, Thursday, 18 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

You're right - it's almost impossible to read for a start.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Decent-looking 'riot round-up' of social and behavioural research.

ljubljana, Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

How will cinema remember the London riots???????

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/cultural-capital/2011/08/riots-film-social-black-police?utm_source=digest&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=digest27

Jung Danjah (admrl), Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's an appropriate coincidence that they have broken out thirty years after the Brixton and Toxteth riots of 1981, which have yet to spawn any films.

that's a coincidence! uncanny, almost.

old money entertainment (history mayne), Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

But the cultural reaction to outbreaks of social disorder over the last 30 years or so can give some idea of the representational and imaginative blind-spots in the everyday social assumptions that riots rupture.

what?

oh this is shit, i stopped reading here:

The raw black-and-white cinematography echoes the racial differences that are constantly called up by the characters

old money entertainment (history mayne), Thursday, 18 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Newsquest papers run editorial calling for return of capital punishment

But is it a joke?

Alba, Friday, 19 August 2011 08:27 (fourteen years ago)

Are they thinking of making Riot a hanging offence?

Mark G, Friday, 19 August 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

It's a joke, but at the same time it isn't.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

Is it an employee-taking-the-piss joke, or a sort of covering-yourself Clarksonesque exaggeration joke? If the latter, I'm trying to think of what the leftwing "half-joking" equivalent editorial might be.

Alba, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

Something by Steven Wells.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

And he's dead!

Alba, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

But yes, I think it is Clarkson-esque exaggeration. This is the newspaper company responsible for the News Shopper and its 'WILL LOCAL NURSERY ATTRACT PAEDOS?' headline.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's supposed to be the news shopper editor that's responsible, if that's the word: andrew parkes. he wrote something similar when they launched "shop a yob bingo" iirc. i think he's entirely sincere about it.

joe, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

He's pulling the "be cool, just a bit of fun" line

http://blogs.journalism.co.uk/editors/2011/08/19/editorial-in-newsquest-papers-calling-for-capital-punishment-was-just-a-bit-of-fun/

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

How does scrapping CRB checks help keep paedos out of our nurseries again? I'm having trouble with the ideological consistency of this dude's argument.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

i think his "idea" is that you execute all the paedos, so there's no need for checks any more.

joe, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

But you don't know who's a paedo until they've committed an offence. I'm all for this brave new world but there seem to be a few creases that need ironing out first.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

In the brave new world, agency workers do all the cleaning jobs.

robin hoodie (suzy), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

Matt it's just a bit of fun

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

But you don't know who's a paedo until they've committed an offence. I'm all for this brave new world but there seem to be a few creases that need ironing out first.

― Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 11:06 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

gangs of armed pensioners will also act as a deterrent. i don't why you're finding this so difficult to understand. it is so blindingly obvious no more needs to be said.

joe, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

So I suppose the way forward is:

1. Build nursery
2. Wait for paedos to come flocking
3. Hang them
4. Send everyone else into schools, immediately eradicating gang culture
5. Profit???

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

You can tell who's a peado by their bald-spots, ponytails and cargo shorts dude. They also tend to breathe funny.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

I think they should just hand out guns to all the paedos - let them clean up their own mess

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

bottle bottom glasses as well iirc

xp

^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

ah yes - NHS prescription specs should come with a free Nandos-style voucher that gets you a handgun if you collect ten stamps.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

4. Send everyone else into schools, Kick everyone off benefits, immediately eradicating gang culture

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 August 2011 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

the woman that got 5 months for being given a pair of shorts has been freed on appeal my radio says

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 19 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

You can tell who's a peado by their bald-spots, ponytails and cargo shorts dude.

*insert ILX poster joke here*

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

the woman that got 5 months for being given a pair of shorts has been freed on appeal my radio says

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:22 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

What kind of shorts were they? And did she have a ponytail?

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, and the Crown Court judge says the original sentence was "wrong in principle". Perhaps the original judge will get sent to prison now for wasting police time?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Or rather prison service time (probably not an actual offence but so what).

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Good Guardian piece here about the Woolwich riots, which have had very little coverage, particularly in relation to "regeneration" efforts across London.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

The CC judge'll probably get told to do 18 month's community service for supporting the riots.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

Ken Clarke's been very very quiet indeed of late.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:05 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hmm

― caek, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:31 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Prisons fuller than ever. Sentencing guidelines being ripped up. Is there any point to him coming back from holiday?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

When I tell people I live in Woolwich, I'm often met with a mockney snigger of "Saaarf-eaast Landahn"

being sneered at by tourists is part of the fun of being a london native

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

being sneered at by natives is part of the fun of being a tourist

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's the circle of life

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

http://www.cherwell.org/news/town/2011/08/17/oxford-students-bring-help-to-riot-victims

caek, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think DG means actual tourists?

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

beginning to wonder if i should include footnotes w/all my posts

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

I just wanted to make a circle of life joke ;_;

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

Had to look up PPE but laughter aside, perhaps that's not a bad way for a student to put such studies into practice.

Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

well personal protective equipment is urgent and key in these trying times, yes.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

i guess this seems as good a place as any to go "lol, laurie penny was invited on big brother"

speaking of which i don't want to degrade myself by opening the ilx thread on it, but i'm SURE the last series was meant to be the last! why is it still happening? i'm confused!

lex pretend, Friday, 19 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

the public at large are largely misguided mate

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

The last BigBro was the last under the C4 contract.

C4 said "Thanks, taraa" so C5 said "yes please, yum. And porn"

Mark G, Friday, 19 August 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

and Neighbours

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

In English, that means that Channel 5 bought the rights to it after Channel 4 discontinued the show.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Also if Laurie Penny was invited on Celebrity Big Brother then the word 'celebrity' is even more meaningless than I'd previously thought.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

i can't help thinking that's a bit of a cheat. WE WERE PROMISED IT WOULD GO AWAY. it just seems so ridiculously dated and pointless? like, we as culture have done big brother now. done! finished! over! things should know when to cease.

laurie penny should obv have done it though. not for any political benefit, just for my own amusement.

lex pretend, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

i still think somebody needs to make a horror movie set in a big-bro style reality show

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

that has been done and it was crap

goole, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember which franchise but i think busta rhymes was in it

goole, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween:_Resurrection

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

and it was crap

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Set_%28TV_series%29 btw

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

Also the plot of My Little Eye, which wasn't bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Eye

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure if anyone's linked this yet:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/2011/08/19/slavoj-zizek/shoplifters-of-the-world-unite

o. nate, Friday, 19 August 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

The situation in Greece looks more promising

not for the people of greece, really.

This is clearly not enough to impose a reorganisation of social life. To do that, one needs a strong body able to reach quick decisions and to implement them with all necessary harshness.

classic zizek: trot around the block for 2500 words, then call for a dictatorship in the last sentence. it's not provocative, it's just being a tiresome arsehole.

joe, Friday, 19 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know about that

Jung Danjah (admrl), Friday, 19 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

I liked the Woolwich piece, linked above, by Matt

Jung Danjah (admrl), Friday, 19 August 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Starkey: when in a hole, keep digging.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14601813

Neil S, Saturday, 20 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

in his own words

Once Were Moderators (DG), Saturday, 20 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Not going to read Starkey on anything.

Fuck this guy though, seriously:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/20/tony-blair-riots-crime-family

"What the left is saying is wrong, what the right is saying is wrong, the real solution is... something that I had planned all along and you will never see because you got rid of me in favour of Gordon Brown and now look..."

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 August 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

But my experience with the police is they need 100% backing.

Shot some random Brazilian guy? No worries lads, you've got my 100% backing.

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

hang on, no way has my life gotten bad enough to be reading Tony Blair articles on a sunday morning

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

i only skimmed the blair thing & couldn't really work out what his point was - that there's a key core of just irredeemable badasses, who are bad irrespective of social factors, & who should instead be dealt with ... by ... lasers?

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

not going to read that zizek piece, kind of bummed pt 94 that so many outwardly intelligent people give him a pass

old money entertainment (history mayne), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

The bit where Blair takes credit for reducing inequality is kind of impressive in its brazenness.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

hey, everybody he knows is better off than they were 15 years ago

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

Apart from Gordie.

Neil S, Sunday, 21 August 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

hey, everybody he knows is better off than they were 15 years ago

― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

+1

steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

I like reading Zizek because he's funny. I don't agree with his call for violent overthrow, but I seldom agree 100% with everything I read.

o. nate, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Theresa May says most rioters were not in gangs

It's 'orrible having idiots running the country

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.avclub.com/articles/guy-who-played-harry-potter-bully-arrested-for-try,63387/

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

-ing to detonate a bomb during the looting. Plus more weed.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

I wrote an essay about the politics of the response to the riots, in case anyone is interested.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 23 January 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

does it seem strange how the riots haven't really had any great lingering effect

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

yeah in the 80s we got some garden festivals out of it or something

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

if you lived in london you would get what i mean

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

one would hope, in any case

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

i know but i'd forgotten about the garden festivals til you asked the question

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoke-on-Trent_Garden_Festival

i went to that one

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)

it doesn't seem strange.

imago, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

now i imagine in areas that were rioted it still seems rather.....real, but in terms of everyday bourgie discourse outside of rioted districts it seldom seems to have much relevance, even when social degradation due to govt/recession is mentioned, it has been processed as an anomaly but the rage behind it wasn't anomalous at all

so that is a good reason for a lot of people to forget, but even leftish people (non-insurrectionary) don't seem to talk or write about it much

maybe this is all wrong and i'm hoping someone will say this isnt their experience at all and they recreate the reeves corner fire in their back garden every week or whatever

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

the media fallout has been orchestrated to give these weaponised antiauthoritarian, antifinancial sentiments as little coverage as possible, presumably because in the event of a full revolution the media itself will be semi-deservedly 1st to burn

also feel that this rage can be easily handled by simply anaesthetising potentially combustible youth on real english issues like fighting each other (gang war narrative), buying shit (consumer aspiration narrative) or it's not even worth it pal, the cops have bigger guns (violent protest response narrative)

imago, Monday, 15 July 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)

end of the day, the riots were some very, very trenchant social commentary that was widely discredited for ad hominem reasons

imago, Monday, 15 July 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

guess I just span out the anaesthetised youth narrative which I suppose does many individuals not enough credit. but it is very hard to avoid some pacification. enough to prevent molotov cocktails at high noon.

imago, Monday, 15 July 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

feel like there was some attempt to enlist riot aesthetics to social justice culture last year with the plan b thing last year

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/mar/15/plan-b-ill-manors

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:47 (twelve years ago)

The gin-and-cupcakes crew coming out to literally sweep away the evidence feels even more significant now. London's biggest-ever feel-good event taking place last summer is also a factor.

It's not really all that surprising. It's part of a conversation about what / who London is for that the city has been studiously avoided for twenty years. It's easy to be against police brutality and youth unemployment. Gentrification, London existing as two parallel cities with one gradually cannibalising the other, estate agents marketing units on the Broadwater Farm estate as ideal starter homes for aspirational twenty-somethings, and so on, is much harder to engage constructively with. Partly because it feels out of any specific entity's control, partly because anyone with the media / social / political standing to address it is probably going to be complicit themselves.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Monday, 15 July 2013 07:44 (twelve years ago)

The gin-and-cupcakes crew coming out to literally sweep away the evidence feels even more significant now. London's biggest-ever feel-good event taking place last summer is also a factor.

otm - the narrative you see hinted at is that the olympics and the jubilee "solved" the problem of the riots, or pacified those who might riot

lex pretend, Monday, 15 July 2013 07:48 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Duggan verdict imminent. Guardian liveblog: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/08/mark-duggan-verdict-live-coverage?CMP=twt_gu

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Lawful killing.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

How is it lawful to kill a man who did not have a gun in his hand?

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

Oh shit.

Branwell Bell, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

fuck that.

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

INAPPROPRIATE JOKE WARNING at least my neighbourhood will not burn tonight because London right now is too sodden wet to burn anything INAPPROPRIATE JOKE ENDS

But basically, oh shit.

Branwell Bell, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

Because they saw him buy a gun followed him saw him reach for something so shot him?

xp

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

oh fuck this

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

"lawful killing"

that phrase

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if it's now easier to get a verdict of unlawful killing without a jury. I don't think there would have been one in the Azelle Rodney case.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

Did Duggan have the gun in the taxi? Yes.

On the key question they conclude on a nine to one basis that Duggan threw the gun before the police confronted him.

When Duggan received the fatal shot, did he have the gun in his hand?

No, the jury says.

The jury has said this was a lawful killing by eight to two.

There are angry scenes in the courtroom.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

How is it lawful? Like, I just don't understand... the law is that such killing is lawful if a serious threat is posed, right? So you can't find *both* that he wasn't posing a serious threat (that is, didn't have a gun) *and* that the killing was lawful. What is the legal basis for the finding?

emil.y, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

the guardian's summation of the story is pretty straightforward in laying out the explicit contradiction of the verdict: "The jury today has not accepted that Duggan had the weapon when he was shot – but its verdict of lawful killing suggests they thought V53 had honestly believed he was armed or a threat."

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

All the cop needs is 'belief' that police lives were in danger, in order to kill a member of the public 'lawfully'. xp

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

that's the bottom line here, isn't it. horrible verdict.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

meanwhile, boris and the met want water cannons:
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/08/met-police-water-cannon-britain

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

The belief needs to be reasonable. It is incredibly hard for a jury to decide that an honestly held belief was not also reasonably held (I actually think it is probably the hardest thing for any jury to decide) but it can be done. The reaction also needs to be proportionate.

So shooting someone in a car who you thought might be reaching for a gun, in the Azelle Rodney case, contrasts with shooting someone who you thought was actually holding a gun in this one.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

I have some experience of a similar case. However, in this one, the 'belief' that he had a gun surely could/should've been backed up by seeing/not seeing it? In a way it's a lot harder to determine if someone is posing a physical threat without (ever) having a weapon because you have to go on other factors.

kinder, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)

Cops know exactly what they have to say to create enough reasonable doubt to make it difficult to reach a verdict that goes against them.

Weird that judge's instructions to jury was to find for unlawful killing if there was no gun in Duggan's hand.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

The evidence given seems quite confusing but i think that the police maintained that he was holding something when he exited the car which is now assumed to be his mobile phone.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

The civilian eyewitness was absolutely sure both of the victim's hands were aloft.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/08/mark-duggan-death-london-riots

this seems like a reasonably comprehensive view of the evidence and makes the "lawful killing" verdict less defensible in my opinion

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

you'll note that V53 said a bit more than "he was holding something"

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

Yes, it's difficult to see how he could have been as sure as he claimed to be when it seems extremely unlikely he was correct. From the verdict, the jury can only have believed he was holding something else that was mistaken for a gun, as far as i can tell, without concluding that he was lying.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bded8HVCUAAa1d7.jpg

ogmor, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

This is the published determination and conclusion:

http://dugganinquest.independent.gov.uk/docs/Jurys_Determination_and_Conclusion.pdf

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

ogmor what are we looking at there

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah i think the rejection of the open conclusion is the troubling thing here, much more than the jury not being convinced the evidence met the standard needed for unlawful killing.

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

to decide to vote for lawful killing i think you would have to be convinced that V53 gave reliable and honest testimony

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

V53 came across as a coherent witness and his performance on the stand played a substantial part in the lawful killing verdict.

and yet 8 members of the jury believed Duggan did not have a gun in his hand, contrary to V53's assertion, and the officer himself was mistaken about the sequence of shots fired

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

hoos that is pippa middleton w/ some posh french ppl ready to be lawfully killed

ogmor, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

Hoos, that's Kate Middleton's sister in a car with some rich French brats who thought pointing a replica gun at passers-by/paparazzi was funny. xp

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

ty

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

to decide to vote for lawful killing i think you would have to be convinced that V53 gave reliable and honest testimony

Honest, yes. Reliable, perhaps not. I could see jurors believing that he saw something that he thought was a gun at the time and either in the split second before firing or when he was recalling it subsequently his mind filled in the details. Who can say though?

I half-suspect that a judicial enquiry would have found an open verdict at least (and i don't know what the options for appeal might be here).

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

does anyone have any idea what the odds are that something will happen to the famous 'serial killer' officer E7 from the azelle rodney case?

ogmor, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

Could go either way. Might be a tough sell for a jury (and therefore expensive with little guarantee of success) but it's difficult to see how the CPS could justify declining a prosecution when the forensic evidence looks compelling and the inquiry was so unambiguous in its findings.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

This is WHOA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVApfVnPYRA

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

fierce

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

rule 1, don't, comments, etc

VENIET IMBER (imago), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

INAPPROPRIATE JOKE WARNING at least my neighbourhood will not burn tonight because London right now is too sodden wet to burn anything INAPPROPRIATE JOKE ENDS

i'm guessing this timing was deliberate? no riots in deep miserable british winter tonight!

there surely has to be a fall-out though.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

Metropolitan Police ‏@metpoliceuk 39m
Only 5 days left to get your votes in for the bravest act of police work last year. Vote now for your favourite http://tinyurl.com/poxeu6h

...

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

Carole Duggan punching a Mail reporter in the face though, GWAN

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

I don't like how the media are jonesing for something to 'happen' in Tottenham tonight, hats off to the family and the vox-poppers for not grabbing the bait. Would love to know what preceded the punch to the Daily Mail writer, though.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

Alexandra Topping ‏@LexyTopping 9m
Tbh was more of a shove than a punch, did knock his glasses flying tho. She said it was for the way the paper had covered funeral #Duggan

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

vox-poppers

lol

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

what is funny about that and is that your entire contribution to the thread?

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 January 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)

From twitter:

The #MarkDuggan family call a peaceful mass protest outside Tottenham Police Station 2pm Sat 11th Jan.

I'm thinking of going? It feels less useless than muttering darkly on the internet. Anyone else? Suzy? Lex?

Branwell Bell, Thursday, 9 January 2014 10:59 (eleven years ago)

I'd be very happy to go to Tottenham for that, but I need to find a way to make it work because I am on dog-watch this weekend. Dog has become very high-maintenance since suffering a bout of pancreatitis, so this may require heavy planning.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

Where is tottenham

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:20 (eleven years ago)

I should go to this if logistics permit

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:26 (eleven years ago)

Think it's Spurs vs Palace on Saturday @ 3pm, not sure how that'll affect anyone traveling to that area. Matt? Police will be nice and busy anyway.

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:37 (eleven years ago)

Haha as a Sarf Londoner, I had to look this up myself! It's the other end of the Victoria Line, or the overground that follows the A10 - I think that goes from Liverpool St?

Branwell Bell, Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:37 (eleven years ago)

x-post. Oh. Oh god. I'm slightly nervous of police action at peaceful protests but football crowds, oh god absolutely fucking no-go for me. Sorry!

Branwell Bell, Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:40 (eleven years ago)

Not sure where the police station is in relation to White Hart Lane tbh, might not have any effect at all.

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)

i have saturday plans already, might see if i can shift them around but won't really know til the last min - will post if i do go

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:45 (eleven years ago)

Tottenham High Road runs from the police station up to where WHL and the police station is directly on the route to the stadium from Seven Sisters tube, so it will definitely have an effect. The crowd will be on their way to the stadium so probably unconcerned by the protest, depends what's happening at 5 I suppose.

Palace aren't the best team to be going there given they're in the middle of Croydon.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:53 (eleven years ago)

Wouldn't be surprised to see the game called off actually.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 January 2014 12:54 (eleven years ago)

Carole Duggan punching a Mail reporter in the face though, GWAN

Youtube? Hopefully? Please God?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 January 2014 13:35 (eleven years ago)

what is funny about that and is that your entire contribution to the thread?

― lex pretend, Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:48 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just struck me as a funny phrase, i'm unfamiliar with it and assumed it was a suzyism.

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

but if we're pointlessly counting contributions, let's note i've made a couple more than you have.

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

hope all goes as well as it can at any actions saturday.

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

but if we're pointlessly counting contributions, let's note i've made a couple more than you have.

yes you win the prize well done america!

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

all right, good day. sorry i intruded.

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

Kettled by the lol police

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

I had no idea someone involved in any way with journalism or the media could be ignorant of permutations of the term 'vox populi' #shame

baked beings on toast (suzy), Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

seems like some people weren't on the porn/leather thread this summer.

how's life, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

Way to go guys, keep the tepid lolz rolling on this thread about an unarmed black man being gunned down by police.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

i think, with this, there's so much to say and yet it feels so disappointing and depressing that saying anything feels futile. i could talk about some of the idiot opinions I've heard in the last 24 hours; about how he deserved it, or how if you 'choose' to be in a gang then you know what the consequences are, or if you have a gun you deserve to be shot, or that the media are inciting people to riot, but what's the fucking point? Boris'll get his watercannon, the police'll get off scot-free, the 2011 riots will be remembered as an embarrassment and it'll just happen again and again and the more it happens the more police and governmental oppression will win-out. happy fucking 2014.

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

the cafc messageboard is my general bellwether for how yr average person thinks about a big news story; there's essentially almost full support for the verdict there, with the justification that duggan was carrying a gun and was a nasty gangsta sort who chose the way of violence and got what was coming

i perhaps don't have the heart to go on and say that all of the above, while also being vindictive and spiteful, is completely irrelevant to the fact of systemic flaw & delegation that resulted in the act of a trigger being pulled on a man who was at that moment unarmed, and the process of obfuscation which followed

obviously this case is not one-fiftieth as horrifying as the de menezes one, but it is horrifying nonetheless

VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 9 January 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

ladies and gentlemen, richard littlejohn

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bdm5rArCIAAeXY8.jpg

what a cunt

lex pretend, Friday, 10 January 2014 09:26 (eleven years ago)

Since this irredeemably racist shitbag lives in Florida, does he have someone sending him AVIs of Benefits Street or did a sub just put that reference in there?

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Friday, 10 January 2014 09:28 (eleven years ago)

I can't even believe... I know it's Littlejohn but crikey...

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Friday, 10 January 2014 09:45 (eleven years ago)

so much utter repulsiveness compacted into four short sentences - you've gotta say he's an amazingly efficient writer

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Friday, 10 January 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)

this is one troll who def shdn't have his hackery dignified with responses

Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 10:04 (eleven years ago)

this, this, this

VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 10 January 2014 10:05 (eleven years ago)

DNFTT hasn't really worked so well w/r/t his career in general, has it?

lex pretend, Friday, 10 January 2014 10:10 (eleven years ago)

i'm not trying to be sanctimonious, if people address his "points" without giving him attention that's a good thing

ignoring him has no effect on his career because he is also speaking to/for his constituency of poisonous tiny minds, the jeers of actual human beings are just an ego massage for him, that's the thrill we shd try to deny him

Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 10:13 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, this is Louise Mensch syndrome - you can know and dismiss that a certain person is nothing but a purely attention-seeking troll, but the moment that you see their attitudes being taken up and parroted by others, it is rather important to address those *attitudes*, without feeding the source troll.

Branwell Bell, Friday, 10 January 2014 10:23 (eleven years ago)

OTM. It's not like he's the only person talking like this.

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Friday, 10 January 2014 10:56 (eleven years ago)

Carole Duggan also punched/shoved a Daily Mail reporter (GWAN) on Wednesday because of the way that paper dealt with her nephew's funeral, so this is Dacre's revenge.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 10 January 2014 11:14 (eleven years ago)

surprised Dacre cares that much about the grunts tbh

Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)

Littlejohn lives in a gated community near Orlando, where there are TONS of cheesy Brits with similar views, and you can buy the Mail in convenience stores all over the state, wherever there are tourists and second-homers.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 10 January 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)

the justification that duggan was carrying a gun and was a nasty gangsta sort

If I see that phrase "Live by the swrod, die by the sword" again I'll punch a Daily Mail reporter

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2014 13:02 (eleven years ago)

More like "live within racism, die by racism" unfortunately.

Branwell Bell, Friday, 10 January 2014 13:06 (eleven years ago)

The CPS has declined to prosecute an armed office in another case (in Manchester) because they apparently didn't think a jury would convict:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/16/greater-manchester-police-health-safety-unarmed-anthony-grainger

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 January 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

The background to that shooting is unsurprisingly murky as fuck http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315777/The-memory-stick-killing-When-police-lost-data-card-names-1-000-informants-questioned-father--cleared-Two-months-later-shot-dead.html

oppet, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

Ha, saw that earlier & thought of this thread. police being basically collectively prosecuted for killing someone under health&safety was so nakedly absurd w/ the jean charles de menezes case I am amazed they're doing it again

ogmor, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

I think the difficulty in both cases was trying to find someone with enough individual responsibility to prosecute. That's not easy to do when you have a string of incompetent or dodgy decisions by a large number of people.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

That's not easy to do not allowed when you have a string of incompetent or dodgy decisions by a large number of people police officers.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

There's an element of that too, of course, but it's not much easier going after a rail company for corporate manslaughter after an avoidable crash, etc. Health and Safety regs are often used there too.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)


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