LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

OK?

boom

...and all the bad thread happen <pause> miles away
And suggest bans never bother you.
You grant a mod req while the rest of us try to...

in b4 DJP

There is certainly a good tradition of love and hate on ILX....

wow this thread took off

I don't get the reference, and I've been very quiet with my IDGIs for quite some time, so could someone please explain it to me?

― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:12 AM (49 minutes ago)

Vision Creation Newsun is a 1999 album by Boredoms released by WEA Japan. The standard one-disc edition was released in Japan December 10, 1999 and in the United States the following year by Birdman Records.

Natassia Gail Zolot (born September 24, 1989), better known by her stage name Kreayshawn, is an American rapper, editior and director.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:14 AM (48 minutes ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmnbKBsOzsA

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:14 AM (47 minutes ago)

KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:15 AM (47 minutes ago)

yeah idgi other than you're subbing "kreayshawn" for "creation", which is pretty much what the rapper's name is punning anyway?

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:16 AM (45 minutes ago)

Holy shit, I wasted one of my precious IDGIs.

― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:19 AM (42 minutes ago)

hmmm lets see if this one works out of context:

no no you guys this one's pretty easy

"I look outside my window and I watch the Cars" - Paul is in London where Roy Thomas Baker is producing their debut, he sees them arriving at the studio daily for tracking
"I fear I'll do some damage one fine day" - he is thinking of covering one of their songs in his own style
"but I would not be found guilty by a jury of my peers" - old hippies will love my Cars cover no matter what it sounds like
"still crazy after all these years" - I am an axe murderer

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:57 PM (2 days ago)

as an actual scientist, i can tell you there is no actual science in anything you say.

― caek, Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha

Thread?

9/11

figures

Knitting on the train during crowded rush hour traffic. What makes you think this is okay?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:53 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do it jon and will continue forever as Jesus holds my hands

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well Jesus doesn't ride my route, so go for it I fuess.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:57 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He is in your heart always, and sometimes your liver

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:58 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I haven't been able to single out just one Latham Green post for this thread, but I think he deserves an award for outstanding service.

You know 'sleazy' is a better than 'a milli'

― prego, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They really don't do challops like they used to.

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:37 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a challop a challop a challop a cha a cha a challop a challop

― lil dawg (some dude), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wasn’t there, like, a hipster caveman? - some guy with a mustache

― :: (Lamp), Thursday, September 1, 2011 3:02 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

These films were never that good. You were six.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:46 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

omg

― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:47 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And you were forty-eight, its okay.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:47 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can never decide whether to admire nth-wave ska bands fot their never say die spirit or wish we still fed people to lions.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:29 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

Roffle:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-offers-a-compelling-argument-against,61224/

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:14 AM (4 minutes ago)

who CGI'd a ring of flesh around his neck

― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:15 AM (2 minutes ago)

Arby's

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:16 AM (1 minute ago)

thats no cgi man thats real steakfat

― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:17 AM (13 seconds ago)

I care about both of these combined less than the green album.

― esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're so cool for dismissing awesome 90's weezer. i wish i was cool like you.

― billstevejim, Thursday, September 1, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rivers cuomo would consider that a good chorus in 2011

― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, September 1, 2011 2:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

awesome.

i can't stop hearing that to the tune of "buddy holly" now

you're SO cool for dismissing 90s weezer
i WISH that i could be cool like you

oh shit

i don't care what some dude says about weezer anyway
i don't care about that

doo doo doo
duh doo duh doo

thank got forks showed up or that dead horse would have remained unkicked

i lolled

'kicking a dead horse' is a saying now?

how else you gonna know if the horse is dead

there's a 'dead horse' now?

http://www.abbeytheatre.ie/images/sized/images/uploads/user/shop/KickingADeadHorse-600x400.jpg

http://www.stephenrea.net/currentnews/Rea_horsesept.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/2uzxvk8.jpg

http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Zombie.jpg

^^^ Can't believe that GIS actually worked.

and the bookmark iiiiiiiiiis

moved

ty hoos

i like how yall try to figure the smearograms out

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:49 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just posted them because they look cool

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:49 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well played

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:51 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

science

― let me save you some time - yes, it's probably racist (jjjusten), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:53 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

meets art.
right click on the last one and zoom in

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:53 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes....enhance

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:54 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i cant see the sailboat

― let me save you some time - yes, it's probably racist (jjjusten), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:57 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Abridged from the Lucas thread:

Thank God I was a teenager who preferred Annie Hall

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:52 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Morbs, you sound like the guy spitting opinions on Alvy's neck.

― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i preferred annie hall too; what teenager wouldn't

― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I bet moonship journey to baja thinks man actually walked on the moon, too - his dn kinda indicates that he's in on the NASA con

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, September 2, 2011 11:05 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

looool DLH

seem to remember my brother threatening to beat me up for saying "bullcrap" or "bullcrud" once

still have not said "fuck" aloud to date, except when showering

― dell (del), Friday, September 2, 2011 1:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh that got cut off

supposed to read "except when showering lustful affection on my s.o.'s"

― dell (del), Friday, September 2, 2011 1:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6a09Hg6i1qa1zngo1_500.gif

― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 04:43 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thelonious pug

― mookieproof, Monday, 5 September 2011 04:47 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

9/11 was a day of firsts. There isn't any steel building collapses that can properly compare their collapse propagation to the WTC towers. I imagine that after people accept ROOSD future architects/engineers will know how to prevent the "funneling" from occuring

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:19 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

9/6 is going to be a day of *fists* if you don't stop being a dick

― conrad, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaha

also you spelled "0" wrong

― O CaptainLorax! My CaptainLorax! (silby), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 1:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL!

I hope this isn't somehow rude, but I think it's especially funny in the context of the Captain's post

A machine built specifically for randomizing 1s and Os would not only be better at what it does but also have a clean slate.

I'd like to have a machine for maximizing Os knowwhatimsayin

I'm sure you can order one from any number of Reputable Internet Retailers.

It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.

o_O

It was all sprung out anyway. Treat yourself to a fresh, lively one.

can we start calling this emoticon: o_O the "speculum face"

can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my speculum face

actually I'd guess it's pretty easy to read a speculum face

Damn you I just tried to make one before I realized what I was doing and remembered that I'm at work.

'speccy twat' is a common insult for kids with glasses in uk playgrounds. Just sayin

It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.

Just in case anyone is misinformed by this statement, speculums are generally unrelated to women's Os outside specific fetishes.

we are on the verge of discussing clear speculum pr0n again. tread lightly

I thought the "O" referred to an Opening.

... and carry a warm speculum

xp

I'm referring to the asshole, btw.

Damn you I just tried to make one before I realized what I was doing and remembered that I'm at work.

Make what???

And "maximizing" I took to mean "making maximally Open."

im sure there ~are~ mature advocacy groups
`

― D-40, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 1:38 PM (2 minutes ago)

what's "mature" -- taking you out back and sucking your dick?

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 1:39 PM (2 minutes ago)

wha

― D-40, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 1:40 PM (40 seconds ago)

wha

Make what???

My my my speculum face.

http://www.steady130.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cube.jpg

i'm glad we've established that no one cares that/if GUS IS GAY.

― i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No one cares and Even If he is, I don't think it will play any roll in the plot. Sort of like seeing Rawls at a gay bar in the Wire.

― Jeff, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah maybe it's just like we know v little about gus and his life and here's yet another thing we don't know for sure

― conrad, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

But we do learn A LOT about Gus from that flashback.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we sure do. for instance, we learn that gus likes (liked?) brown suits, and also having gay-style sex (with men).

― of the griffith (del griffith), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel spoilered but lol

gay-style sex (with men)

dying here

Slight edit for lolz

there should be a site that has a screencap of every visual gag in the first seven seasons so that we can c/p them conveniently into threads and demonstrate our encyclopedic recall of obliquely relevant cultural situations

― dayo, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 2:20 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hey thats MY schtick dayo!

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink\

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/5/5a/Gabbo.jpg

― dayo, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:54 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh god

Trayce-O

No "who's hand is up her butt then" jokes k thx

maybe belongs in nerd lolz but

http://i53.tinypic.com/2j13mnm.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/35dcbdh.jpg

for some reason, all 3 people i've mentioned this to have thought that buying it would be the stupidest thing in the entire fucking world

― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:50 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've read like half that book, it gets kinda boring

― iatee, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:51 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

no way man, you never know whats gonna happen next

― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha, it's like the very very best of dad jokes.

haha I didn't see that yet

Unhinged, peel, funnel are just metaphors so that people can picture the collapse in their heads. I don't want to blind you all with science (especially from my phone)

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are awesome

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

XD

blinding you with science (posted from my iPhone)

beep boop boo

Stupidity in motion

SCIENCE!

dooo doooo DOOOOOO doot.

Mad scientist interjections provided by Alex Jones.

honestly dude sometime when im talking to you its like... you know you move to a new school and it turns out that no1 plays n64 or rocks stan smiths or thinks animaniacs is funny they all have playstations and nikes and like dragonball z and no matter how much yr like, no this stuff is cool, cuz it was where you used to live, no1 believes you, they cant conceive of a world where this wasnt the status quo

― some derp (Lamp), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 12:44 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

haha that's great

I've never been able to get into anything by PJ Harvey. Her stuff just sounds cold and dreary to me. I know it's supposed to be good, and I'm interest in the political side of it but she's just never taken me - even when I saw her live in the summer.

― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:58 AM (10 minutes ago)

huh

have you considered that you might be a zombie

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:59 AM (9 minutes ago)

Yeah... I can't get into Elvis Costello either.

― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:02 AM (7 minutes ago)

well that's understandable

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:04 AM (5 minutes ago)

What the hell is the movie about "New Republic gossip"?

― all shitley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:53 AM (55 minutes ago)

shattered glass

― max, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:55 AM (54 minutes ago)

could be a could template for Shattered Raff: The Nick Sylvester Story

― all shitley chess club (some dude), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:00 AM (48 minutes ago)

Wow, I kept googling because i couldn't possibly think balls was stupid enough to equate a world-famous case of journalistic fraud "New Republic gossip."

― all shitley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:06 AM (43 minutes ago)

man why you gotta break his...stride like that

― all shitley chess club (some dude), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:09 AM (39 minutes ago)

Like the difference is that there literally hasn't been a story coming out of Pitchfork that's a modicum as interesting as Stephen Glass to make a movie about. I'm sure middle america would be riveted by the harrowing tale of how hipinion got a joanna newsom album three weeks early, and the other time Nasty Little Man got mad at them, and that day they had the word "rape gaze" on their site for five hours. Keep thinking the ppl that went to see Shattered Glass were all New Republic stans though with your hilarious graph that proves literally nothing, balls.

― all shitley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:10 AM (38 minutes ago)

whiney one gets the sense that your conclusions here are rather more strongly rooted in personal antipathy than in sober analysis

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 8:45 AM (3 minutes ago)

i love that the sentence ends with an angry ", balls."

I dunno, I thought he was talking to someone called balls.

oh he is, that's why its lol

that you can angrily say 'balls' and that it is someone's name

o brave new world and such balls that are in't

lol

Man, I feel like balls getting laid into like that represents some kind of grand paradigm shift, since he and Jess and Ethan used to basically set the tone for trash talk back in the day.

there were some threads in the last few months w/ blount and miccio and harvell in top form that honestly made me pretty happy and nostalgic for '02 ilm

actually, blount...

oh my god that thread

I am trying my best to disguise belly-shaking laughter as a coughing fit and failing miserably

In re: a certain forthcoming collaborative album:

--

wait, this is a real album?

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:24 AM (2 hours ago)

^^post that had to be made

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:25 AM (2 hours ago)

dogg it's way more than real

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:25 AM (2 hours ago)

no other albums were real until now.

― tylerw, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:30 AM (2 hours ago)

i... i thought it was all some running joke... what on earth...

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:32 AM (2 hours ago)

xpost

well they were real, in the context of the planetary system that they were released in at the time. said releases being prior to the creation of the new lou reed/metallica planetary system in which we now reside

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:32 AM (2 hours ago)

This has come into the world pure. We pushed as far as we possibly could within the realms of reality.

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:34 AM (2 hours ago)

the blues had a baby and they named it Lulu

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:35 AM (2 hours ago)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Metallica and Lou Reed playing "Junior Dad" for twenty minutes.

― (⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:39 AM (2 hours ago)

the youtube embed makes it even better

wes borland

Who carrrrrres. Most recognized hipsterdome is just aspirational BS for social climbers, people stuck in highschool (cliques based on external signifiers! is life still that scary for you???), and general nitwits. That is, if they're buying into it ... first sign: you take on qualities recognizable as "hipster". Why? Cuz I wanna be seen as a hipster! Or at a higher station in life! I think that's pretty silly when you hit a certain age (I dunno, 25?).

Most people are pretty cool though if they're just pursuing their own oddball interests. But, by and far, people are generally shallow along all cross-sections of life, so the whole "hipster question"(??!?) seems pointless. It's all the same crap no matter the name you give to it.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 4:37 PM (11 minutes ago)

spectrum otm

― dayo, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 4:43 PM (6 minutes ago)

oh my god, that old blount thread

no wonder i suddenly grew a black vagina a few weeks ago

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:04 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And it bledsoe.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Jon "What did I do now?" Dipshit, cease addressing me, or you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:31 PM

yet they are SO CUTE together

Is it just me or...?

http://www.officialmetallica.com/Images/Lars-Ulrich.jpg

― Neil S, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 2:00 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WS?

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 2:03 PM (8 hours ago)

What's wrong with Heather Small's voice?!

We don't like it, so there

― Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:26 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You're the Queen?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:26 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

ruofl

Who the hell is John Maus?

― You Suck Dr McCloud's Dick For a Living (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 8 September 2011 03:22 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a meme from a little while back

― markers, Thursday, 8 September 2011 04:09 (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I don't get any of these so-called lols.

yet they are SO CUTE together

I can't believe I have known J0n < 6 years, it seems like eternity

I thought Kardashian was a type of a sweater?

― Tuomas, Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:33 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Lol, looks like I conflated kashmir and cardigan in my head. Still not sure who Kardashian is, though.

she's the lead singer of Led Zeppelin

nicely done ^

okay I had a serious answer but I'm just gonna throw my weight behind Que here

Come on, even I know the lead singer of Lead Zeppelin is Bobby Cactus.

is today Everyone Is Amazing Day or something

This is up there with my girlfriend's mom sweetly asking us the other day up north "What's that one Peter Frampton song? 'I Wanna Fuck You?'"

She became the singer of lcd zep in another life through the process of reinkardashian.

I can see how someone would confuse Peter Frampton with Akon, I mean think of all those times Peter Frampton invited teen fans onstage so he could hoist them up and throw them into the crowd, or all those 14-year-old fans he dry-humped onstage

As I said in response, "Yes, from the album Frampton Comes."

This is up there with my girlfriend's mom sweetly asking us the other day up north "What's that one Peter Frampton song? 'I Wanna Fuck You?'"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

+1'd

Just amazing:

http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/391961615.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, September 8, 2011 9:05 AM (54 minutes ago)

oh god

― dayo, Thursday, September 8, 2011 9:17 AM (41 minutes ago)

Can someone explain that headline to me?

― Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, September 8, 2011 9:28 AM (30 minutes ago)

there's this One Power, that comes from the True Source, and there is a male half and a female half..

― dayo, Thursday, September 8, 2011 9:34 AM (24 minutes ago)

Very good but can someone explain that headline to me?

― Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, September 8, 2011 9:38 AM (21 minutes ago)

DICK

― balls, Friday, September 9, 2011 5:39 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

we all hate you so much right now.

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Saturday, September 10, 2011 3:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just filled with intense hipster hate right now

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Saturday, September 10, 2011 3:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahaha, I thought that was hilarious too.

Hell, y'all can hate all you want, but if (?) I had to die and I had to be looking at one thing when I died, it would be Zooey's face.

― Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, September 12, 2011 2:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I would rather be looking at a cake that said "Congratulations on 150 years of vigorous sexual activity!"

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, September 12, 2011 2:42 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

loooooool

:D we begin truth bombing Moscow in 5 minutes

depends to whom the cake was being presented to, surely.

*pushes up glasses* *snorts*

was expecting "don't call me Shirley", but that'll do

~vigorous~

M - this is not the first time I've expressed my hatred for that video. TBH I've never even listened to it but having to see his awful face frozen in that expression over and over again makes me irrationally angry. Sorry!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's okay, i'm not gonna stop

― markers, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:43 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love e, but i can't give up my blink 182 youtube embed -- a dude needs something real to cling to in a "world so cold," as mudvayne put it

you're gonna hit 51 one day

nobody finds it funny anymore

cool, thanks for the info iatee

i dont find the video funny but i find peoples reactions to it pretty hilarious

"Someday Soon" – 2:33

XD

I've got one hand in my pocket,
And the other won't fit b/c I'm too damn fatter than hell.

― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:57 PM Bookmark

does "quit stalking me, shithead" count as a reaction to it?

y

i love e, but i can't give up my blink 182 youtube embed -- a dude needs something real to cling to in a "world so cold," as mudvayne put it

― markers, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:55 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHp58zElm4&feature=related

i'll try to cut down on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8ZSi80j_0

quit stalking me, shithead

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ngxmctor1qa51p9o1_250.gif

We should probably FAP again soon, huh?

*slinks of quietly to prepare intervention strategy*

loooool <3

off not of, obv

dammit

nobody finds it funny anymore

― iatee, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:04 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speak for yourself, i think it's hilarious

Oh hi E! Welcome back!

Hello!

Shut up Grady, you're not being very helpful.

as are ppl's reactions to it

tbh it's neither "hilarious" nor "insufferable" and my strong preference, markers, would be that you communicated more as *an actual guy* than as a cipher of youtubes and taylor swift gifs.

but you know, whatever works 4 u

understandable

^love you cad but I fuckkin hate how ppl feel they need to tell markers this once a day. let a dude post how he wants.

nobody finds it funny anymore

― iatee, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:04 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's hilarious every time imo

^love you cad but I fuckkin hate how ppl feel they need to tell markers this once a day. let a dude post how he wants.

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:27 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i mean that was the "whatever works 4 u" part--i mean having met markers on multiple occasions irl i don't feel it's out of line for me to say that.

this Blink 182 video is TEARING US APART, LISA

Kind of want to have a poll asking how many times people have actually watched the video

0

lol same

5 - 10 times

i miss you, miss you

don't waste your time on clicks they're already youtube auto-embeds

the day when markers is murdered by someone who obsessive-compulsively watches all youtube embeds is nigh.

(miss you, miss you...)

0!

fact that whiney finds it hilarious is scientific proof that it is not funny in any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

my catchphrase youtube embed is going to be part one of Episode 8 of Cosmos

such a good 'sode, SUCH a 'sode

XD crüt

i have still never watched the video... if only there were some opportunity to see it somehow...

nobody finds it funny anymore

― iatee, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:04 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speak for yourself, i think it's hilarious

―  (gr8080), dinsdag 13 september 2011 21:19 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

OTMFM

MARKERS I RESPECT U FOR WHO U ARE, DON'T EVER CHANGE <3

ty homie

i was one of the first ppl to hardman markers for over posting boring shit pre-embed era but tbh the group therapy session initiation is happening too often & isnt rly funny enough when it does happen to justify how uncomfortable it is. ppl should just sb & move on like. nrqs thread the other day was funny but alas *queue i miss you embed*

its actually a really good video!!

Otm. Still way too much people here admitting they've not actually SEEN it (all the way through). Watch and be enlightened. Just sayin'.

i would but i can't find it

I know the problem Forks, it's deeply hidden on teh internets, but here you go, from my private stash:

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/ObSwy.png

idk i think markers might need a new gag.

i say this as someone who has never once watched that blink-182 video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9RINFL3aFo

this is just kinda boring to talk/think abt atp

I watched it this morning, actually. It contains large spiders fighting, whiny nasal vocals, and extreme close-ups of Sapphic goth tongue kissing.

i'll try to cut down on it

― markers, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

if you do this the terrorists will have already won

I do support 'quit stalking me, shithead' as markers' new meme though

this shit again ffs

which shit do you mean? the "excelsior" thread throwing itself onto a grenade or the other shit?

throwing itself onto a grenade as per usual i meant

needs more blink 182 imo

needs more attention ho-ing in my o-ing

the markers 'post like a *real person*' intervention on yet another thread tbh

pretty sure markers is a motherfucker with some dark secrets and his ilx attempts at levity are a crawl back toward the center

lol

I got excelsiored and all this bickering snuffed out my glory.

I like markers.

rip victims of schrapnel xpost

I liked your post, too, Jesse.

I don't really know markers, but I'm getting to know him, so I guess some good has come of all this nonsense.

I mean, you can't control another's actions. You can only control how you react. For those of you who want markers to change his posting style, could it be that your need to control others is what's controlling you?

~~think about it~~

my need to figure out how killfile works

People don't really SB people because they often post youtube vids, do they?

"often"

I like markers.

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:58 PM

<3

i have never sb'd markers for this particular quirk, but let's not be coy here

i.e. not "only". x-posts

true there is also "lol" and "<3"

:-)

^^^

. . .

\(^o^)/

loool

I have a scientific theory about how I could cause markers to stop posting the youtube embed forever but it is too diabolical I can't get my inner mad scientist riled up enuf abt it

:-D

xp

if you leave the cap off it dries out

I have a scientific theory about how I could cause markers to stop posting the youtube embed forever but it is too diabolical I can't get my inner mad scientist riled up enuf abt it

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:20 PM

spill it

Markers, no, that's what he wants you to say!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLVzw9wVd9o

When did this thread turn into the Sandy Vagina and You-Tube Nickelodeon Hour?

aerosmith, if your plan is to build a time machine to go back into time and cause blink-182 to never exist, why don't you just go back in time and cause hitler to never exist instead? racist

I Miss Jew

Did 7/11

I have a scientific theory about how I could cause markers to stop posting the youtube embed forever but it is too diabolical I can't get my inner mad scientist riled up enuf abt it

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:20 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you leave the cap off it dries out

― dayo, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/Reminii/AviesT/Mahesh/Okkadu-Smokin.gif

i <3 the markers blink-vid meme. it is the jol out of a new generation

There's always the chance that if you go back and neutralize Hitler the future will never have to suffer a Blink 182.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8906yh1gO6Y

"markers did 7-11" is a good one

markers reminds me of my mom

markers reminds me of your mom

markers did yr mum in 7/11

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this is just kinda boring to talk/think abt atp

― Lamp, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ooh ooh ooh NEW BOARD DESCRTIPTION@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aerosmith, if your plan is to build a time machine to go back into time and cause blink-182 to never exist, why don't you just go back in time and cause hitler to never exist instead? racist

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:24 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I Miss Jew

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:28 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

let's get this thread back on track everybody, excelsior ground zero

\(^o^)/

^ is the true markers meme imo

http://i.imgur.com/PHOft.gif

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol wtf gr80

placement of 'o' no coincidence imo

This is so hilarious cuz with images-off none of this is an issue and its like watching a room full of people argue and gesticulate over an empty corner.

I would turn images on for a sec

If u mean for what gr80 just posted, I clicked on it and laughed so loud in my office ppl looked at me :(

you know, the whole wu tang / de la soul / jurassic 5 / public enemy / spearhead milieu

ewwwwww

it makes me feel kinda good about the choices i have made in life that i literally know no one like this

― i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:56 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

three of those are the first hip hop records i owned but eh i was fourteen

― thomp, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:01 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

three of those are also seminal hip-hop acts without whom hip-hop as we know it today would not exist

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What about De La Soul and Wu Tang?

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haaa

people love to rap about 'tearin' the booty out the frame' and what have you, but when the inevitable anal fistula emerges, then everybody splits

― the tune is space, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

anal fistula ... in my VAGINA?

now that is what I would call a "bad day"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHIj_Kyl5M

^possible replacement for the missing u video

anal fistula? let's split. *raps*

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/03/11/gal_westside_play7.jpg

how many ppl in that photo were actually experiencing an anal fistula when that pic was taken

this isn't a high point

and if the answer is more than one, are they having 1.) anals fistula 2.) anal fistulas or 3.) anal fistulae

count fistula

buttberry

you know, the whole wu tang / de la soul / jurassic 5 / public enemy / spearhead milieu

ewwwwww

it makes me feel kinda good about the choices i have made in life that i literally know no one like this

― i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:56 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

three of those are the first hip hop records i owned but eh i was fourteen

― thomp, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:01 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

three of those are also seminal hip-hop acts without whom hip-hop as we know it today would not exist

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What about De La Soul and Wu Tang?

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:05 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

boo on including fucking public enemy w/j5 and spearhead

and wu tang included, wtf

http://t-shirtguru.com/product-images/its-on-like-donkey-kong-t-shirt-deezteez.jpg

guys I had an anal fistula this isn't funny

(lock thread)

we will try to be more sensitive from here on out

I am so sorry if all this is sorta my fault.

I meant that in the sense that I didn't think that thread would spawn multiple discussions about fistulas - anal or otherwise.

I am so sorry if all this is sorta my fault.

― your mom the fistula (ENBB), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:43 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://www.healthcentral.com/common/images/9/9328_15479_5.jpg

oh god this is why I will never become a doctor

DUDE

anal fistula ... in my VAGINA?

― dayo, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 5:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I would like to point out that I have been otm itt ;_;

nbd jus a lil hole between yr ass n yr vagina

that results in the social stigmatization and often death of thousands of women and babies worldwide. nbd.

wait why does it result in stigmatization

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectovaginal_fistula

man I had no idea

because of the symptoms it produces - http://www.fistulafoundation.org/whatisfistula/

youre just pooping out yr vagina, kinda convient if you think abt it

if u think about it

FFS you guys.

this is all super gross and not how i like my lol thread

well given the thread title

this is why we created i love tmi guys

http://www.economist.com/node/11294767

why do I read this thread title in Charlton Heston's voice?

Jesus christ guys stop

so glad I have to have images off

what if theres a hole between images off and images on tho

Uh, can we get back on course, please?

xp - OK, that was sort kind of sort of funny.

this post reminded me of the business re markers

FROM: Tesla
SUBJECT: What happens when you try to unsubscribe from Etsy
To: He✧✧✧@regre✧✧✧.c✧✧

I don’t know if you’ve seen these, but I just about shit my pants when I tried to unsubscribe from Etsy emails. First they send you a LOLcat, and if that doesn’t work, they send you this YouTube video to guilt you into staying!

http://images.regretsy.com/paulyoung.jpeg

LOL icey

ice cr?m = all time best poster

oh you stop it

oh my god I am dying

Oh your display name.....

lord

I had a fistula and they merged them and now as for me, a slightly bigger asshole

cool

cool

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:57 PM (33 seconds ago)

so glad I have to have images off

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what if theres a hole between images off and images on tho

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

holy lord

I am stunned to learn that rectovaginal (?) fistulas can lead to social stigma. I didn't read closely, and I never will, but does anyone know if hey can be treated?

I once had my manpoon lanced. The anesthetic shots were unmitigated REDRUM, and the lancing itself was also agonizing. I screamed at the top of my lungs and a nurse had to pin me down. Then they gave me a really huge Kotex and a bill for $500 sent me on my way.

I once had my manpoon lanced.

wish i had never read this

YOU KNOW WHAT? A few weeks ago I had ingrown toenail surgery on both my big toes (live-blogged gash by jab to the Chicago thread) and it took 5 rounds of lidocaine-marcaine shots to make the sensation manageable, and even then, to the doctor's surprise, I never fully lost sensation. She said I was very unusually resistant to the anesthetics, and now I wonder if that is why the lancing hurt so badly.

huh.

remarkably devoid of lolz, even for this installment.

The doc kept asking "can your feel this"? and I could. We did this many times after each round of shots. I thought she was poking my big toes with her finger or with a tongue depressor, but no! She was penetrating the flesh of my big toes with needles! There were SO MANY LITTLE HOLES in my toes. Buff and Max's mom would have creamed her trypophilic panties at the sight.

I'm going to bed. Be funny while I sleep.

I am stunned to learn that rectovaginal (?) fistulas can lead to social stigma. I didn't read closely, and I never will, but does anyone know if hey can be treated?

not to be a downer (actually don't care if I'm a downer in this case) but rectovaginal fistulas are what happen when rape is militarized (eg congo conflict). they lead to social stigma because being a victim of rape is, sadly (<--insufficient), a stigmatizable condition.

but they can be treated---search Panzi Hospital. I don't even believe in anything but that is the Lords work

/sorry but I had to

I click the worst fucking threads.

Jesus christ guys stop

― you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:21 AM (4 hours ago)

I also had an anal fistula. I had to have four surgeries! It didn't get anywhere near my vagina though, thankfully.

o

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/190899-1/Tablecloth_trick.gif

D:

holy shit i was just reading this thread and all of a sudden the woman melvyn bragg was interviewing on radio 4 started talking about ANAL FISTULAS. i am spooked out now.

I am stunned to learn that rectovaginal (?) fistulas can lead to social stigma. I didn't read closely, and I never will, but does anyone know if hey can be treated?

they lead to social stigma because being a victim of rape is, sadly (<--insufficient), a stigmatizable condition.

i forget which, because they're similar, but there's a great deal about fistulas as a widespread medical problem in remote areas in either michelle goldberg's the means of reproduction or the krystof/wudunn book half the sky. i think the social stigma can refer to *literal* isolation, as someone suffering will often live separately from a main group, partly to be nearer necessary utilities & partly on account of their palpable symptoms. & per gbx's post no doubt the stigma of being a victim of rape causes a big dividing line, too.

what is really reassuring however, iirc, is that operations to repair fistulas are relatively straightforward, & can even, eventually, be performed by trained staff without a medical background (being something that on account of the volume of the problem needs dedicated staff to deal with en masse). so investment in infrastructure of remote areas without access to hospitals can eventually lead to people in the community being trained to work in a clinic repairing fistulas. i think i saw a 'good gift' programme or something similar that solicited for donations towards fistula operations, not so long ago.

thank you for that link gbx. the Congo situation is of course horrible but Panzi is a beacon and it is good to read about people who are able & willing to go into a hopeless situation and say "I'll do what I can"

since this is the excelsior thread I guess I should also say "anus" just to keep the ball rolling out of the anus

jus a lil LOL between yr ROFL n yr EXCELSIOR

yo dawg I heard you like anus, etc

medical response is one effort, and an important and amazing one, but what would actually be truly reassuring is more action to intervene and stop the extreme violence against women that goes on during war - e.g., http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eve-ensler/war-on-women-in-congo_b_204949.html
xps
ah, this is the lol thread, am realizing...

Yeah, we should really take this back to ENBB's bad vagina information thread.

>:O

sorry, sorry! maybe we should just let it drop. I guess having a brazillian would make conditions more sanitary if one were to have a fistula.

aerosmith, you contribution has not gone unnoticed, btw and my face has been going back and forth between O_O and XD for the last 10 minutes.

...thus violating rule 3.

according to the Fistula Foundation link ENBB posted upthread, the surgery to fix an anal fistula runs about $450...unfortunately many of these women are so poor that that is a completely unrealistic sum

"...a big dividing line..."

"...going back and forth between..."

y'all are doing this on purpose...

anyway moving on

I wasn't.

(j/k)

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

ya i mean, excelsior thread, y'know, i mean, y'know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZSDCvUwN8

this is the way the LOL threads end
this is the way the LOL threads end
this is the way the LOL threads end
not with a clusterfuck but a fistula

it'll end in tears

you are made of pure win

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0

lol

smdh

lmafo

^ winner

it'll end in tears

It'll begin in tears, also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K1eI2KHssM

everything about that is wonderful

I was wondering what the drummer could possibly do that could pull focus from their terrible frontman and then I got my answer

fake?

*kick* *kick* *kick* *kick*

thank you Whiney for bringing lols back into the lol thread

talking about 'contagion' on the gay thread (SPOILER ALERT):

----

Best part is (SPOILER ALERT) when they peel back that flap of Gwyn scalp.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:05 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YES

i think i may have applauded when that happened

― the *facepalm* at the trend of the hivemind (donna rouge), Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:10 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are there gears in there?

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:13 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah it's just a bunch of goop

― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:34 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

Justin Bieber ft. Usher, "Busting Our Nut (Police Cruiser mix)"

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, September 15, 2011 2:21 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmafo

― estela, Thursday, September 15, 2011 10:29 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ winner

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, September 15, 2011 10:30 AM

yah this is classic

my housemate came in a second ago and asked what was so funny and then i started laughing harder trying to say "anal fistulas"

ENBB's bad vagina information thread

ENBB's bad vagina

Curtis!

:I

where is the bad vagina thread?

sounds like a lady gaga concept

can't read mine can't read mine no you can't read my poker vag

poker vag? I barely know 'er!

there it is

lord crutstos

where is the bad vagina thread?

― dayo, Friday, September 16, 2011 6:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Brazilian Sexy

ty

good lord this is like a concept album about eating pussy

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 17:39 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Both these songs are about pumping.

― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, September 16, 2011 10:32 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just realised that.

― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, September 16, 2011 10:32 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a concept album about pumping

one never knows when you degenerates are apt to go all Human Centipede

username smorgasboard in here as of late

"Bad vagina!" I can totally hear a woman saying this after queefing.

okay now we can lock the thread

move along, nothing to see here

Man, I wrote that thinking 'this is such DJP bait'.

What was your infamous post on the subject?

"Bad LOL!" I can totally hear a woman saying this after EXCELSIOR

After reading shipley's User Illusion article this week, I keep hearing that phrase to the tune of "Bad Obsession".

I have an infamous queef post?????

Of course you do.

"Moistly queefing lickspittle" is probably the worst phrase in the world.

That shit is stuck in my gd sub-conscious

ha oh THAT

and to think, I have lived twenty four years without encountering the phrase "moistly queefing lickspittle"

Do not queef moistly into that good night

Hahahaha. I want to quote that somewhere, but where??

Aren't dry queefs perhaps worse?

You should see the look I'm giving all of you right now.

Rustling sandpaper

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loibt9jcDj1qiz3j8o1_500.gif

Flapping towel

Hahahaha. I want to quote that somewhere, but where??

I recommend it as a substitution for amen during church services

original "last words of c.f. kane" in script iirc

I am trying to listen to music and, thanks to this thread, all I can really imagine is the sound of a casaba

er, I meant cabasa

A type of melon?

casaba dentata

oh yeah, cabasa

it was with great trepidation that I googled the word cabasa

Rage, rage against the drying of the poon.

What's that Arab saying about "a melon for ecstasy"?

"rind...on my casaba??"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabasa

it requires minimal hand movement to produce a sound

excelsior thread generating its own content today, good, good

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WUXkJ0bVcyg/TdNc8JDxexI/AAAAAAAAAJs/jlMosUiULVA/s1600/meats-kielbasa.jpg

kielbasa, dryly expelled

not to mention well formed

Do not queef moistly into that good night

― partistan (dayo), vrijdag 16 september 2011 22:03 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/21kf0j4.gif

ciabatta
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Ciabatta_cut.JPG/220px-Ciabatta_cut.JPG

^^ trypophobia

how did we go from melon teeth to bread

We should have more bodily noises associated with instruments. A chunderous fart could be replicated with an orchestral thunder sheet.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D2__HdsjZFA/TAfHSwO39NI/AAAAAAAAAok/6FUF833IJhE/s1600/Sarlacc.jpg

After reading shipley's User Illusion article this week, I keep hearing that phrase to the tune of "Bad Obsession".

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, September 16, 2011 3:54 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh my distorted smile!

that was a good article some dude

cool n stressin' (pronounced kool ranch dressing) is the best

I went out with a girl who dressed like a seal at the local sea-life centre. That's kinda similar.
― read in Herzog's accent: (dowd), Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:32 AM (5 hours ago)

Did you go clubbing with her?
(ok ok sorry)
― StanM, Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:44 AM (5 hours ago)

this thread has ruined my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

kill bill thread had 1361 posts but they all went home and were dr morbius

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:48 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILX really, really hates women.

― Mark C, Monday, September 19, 2011 9:28 AM (3 hours ago)

think we should discuss this further

― k3vin k., Monday, September 19, 2011 12:36 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

woman is the momus of the board

― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 12:51 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reverse sexism or an ilm thread?

are you trying to make a you say tomato i say tomahto joke there or

let's call the whole site off

actually shes like kirstin/kristin stewart and katy perry combined

though without the breasts of perry (or kirstins teen moodiness)

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, September 19, 2011 12:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naming my future band "the breasts of perry"

― k3vin k., Monday, September 19, 2011 12:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, September 19, 2011 1:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

edited

http://tinyurl.com/6jdgf7f

― markers, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 4:02 PM (1 minute ago)

my man

that markers post was great

bible was better when we thought it was about in-n-out burgers.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 4:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in old testament, sacrifices were animal style

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 4:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey goons,

who coined "softserve rapper"?

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:32 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dairy queen latifah

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 05:04 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

Hahaha irl lol; that is perfect

my goal in life is to find a potato that looks like rick ross

Step 1: Find a potato.

Congratulations! You have fulfilled your goal in life.

― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:43 PM (15 minutes ago)

rap lolz are so cold

lightly edited for maximum lolz:

I really want to buy some stocks, but being a manchild, I literally have no idea how to do that.
― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:41 PM

there's a big trading floor at the new york stock exchange, you just gotta go there and make some crazy hand signals, you'll probably end up with some stock
― iatee, Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:43 PM (6 hours ago)

I think I go there in a suit and yell BUY SELL SELL BUY NO! NO! BUY! AUUGHH! into my cellphone and then jump off the 50th floor that afternoon.
― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:45 PM (6 hours ago)

just talk to that creepy baby on TV
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:14 PM (5 hours ago)

reel to reel by grand puba is the most fun album ever, i'm listening to it now on spotify

goddamn y'all

c'mon honey don't front!

he advocates killing white ppl in the most loveable way

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:22 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i mean, of course, i'd *prefer* if lou freestyled over the whole thing. just like, talkin' about the boroughs, you know?
"queens
it's got that feeling
that special feeling
in the delis."

― tylerw, Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

haa

Actress' stuff is totally lo-fi and very digital

i guess actress uses effects/distortion in a way that doesn't strike me as 'lo-fi' at all? and when i talk about lopatin becoming more lo-fi and more digital i am referring to the games/ford and lopatin releases, he even had a song called "too much midi" fer chrissakes (not to mention an entire album of overblown digital pop). and tho i loved these production values/midi schtick on channel pressure i think it sounds distracting on this new song, like it's being used more in the manner you would find on a ltd edition tape release on a boutique label- sorta slapped on top of the song for effect instead of placed within the song in a dynamic way? i'm really sick of explaining this btw

― it's time for the purpculator (psychgawsple), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:47 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just chill and ride the soundwaves bro

― #@_@# (Lamp), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:31 PM (1 hour ago)

Juvenile and obvious but I lol'ed:

I hated everything from Lifes Rich Pageant onward, so fuck these guys for not staying together so I can keep pointing and laffing at them.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not even Automatic for the People?

― clemenza, Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more like fartomatic for poophole

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

if i walk into a bar and all they have is Harp, i will take it sans complaint.
if i walk into a bar and all they have is death penalty, i will be going home thank you.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, September 22, 2011 11:42 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can see everywhere you've been on a map! my map's gonna be my house & 7-eleven

― markers, Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:37 AM (6 minutes ago)

i posted a little thing about R.E.M. breaking up on facebook, and then my sister replied with:

"My former boss was an original member of the early band when they were here in St. Louis area. He decided to leave and go to med school. Soon after they started gaining notice and then made it big. I made fun of him all the time for that."

is there any way that this is possible? i mean...the boss is either full of shit or somehow mixing up r.e.m. with another band (O.A.R.?), right?

― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, September 22, 2011 9:58 AM (45 minutes ago)

maybe he was in Oh OK with Matthew Sweet and Stipe's sister

― don't quixote me on that (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, September 22, 2011 9:59 AM (44 minutes ago)

Since when were REM ever based out of the St. Louis area?

― public static Session currentSession (John Lennon), Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:21 AM (23 minutes ago)

Never. Even Stipe, who moved around a lot as an army brat, was never in St. Louis afaik.

O.A.R are from Columbus, Ohio, so that's not it either.

― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:23 AM (20 minutes ago)

other possibility, maybe the boss meant that he was an original member of the band in Athens, and my sister remembered that as St. Louis?

I guess the real question is, were there original members of R.E.M. other than Stipe/Mills/Buck/Berry?

― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:36 AM (7 minutes ago)

I remember reading that Mills and Berry had been playing together before meeting up with Stipe and Buck, maybe they had a previous band this dude jammed with? Still don't get the St. Louis thing though.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:38 AM (5 minutes ago)

"God, why does she think i was in REM!? I was in REO Speedwagon!"

― tylerw, Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:43 AM (52 seconds ago)

Keep On Lolling You

Don't Go Back to Rockford

lol 49:3 a dying jacob tells reubon he won't excel because he went 'onto my couch and defiled it.'

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:28 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the OG trucker hat

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

FTW

old ilx lolz

Are you suggesting that Mr Raggett is unaware of ILX memes?

not at all.

Today's posts ain't got the same sofa.

what do gay people like instead of the Beatles?

― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, September 22, 2011 7:14 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Crystal Waters.

― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Thursday, September 22, 2011 7:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Disney World

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 22, 2011 7:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have some serious thinking to do

― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, September 22, 2011 7:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ask Brian Epstein

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/absolute-speed-barrier-broken-cern-claims-neutrinos-clocked-traveling-faster-than-light/2011/09/22/gIQA5Sn9nK_story.html?wpisrc=xs_sl_0001

Alvaro De Rujula, a theoretical physicist at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research outside Geneva from where the neutron beam was fired, said he blamed the readings on a so-far undetected human error.

If not, and it’s a big if, the door would be opened to some wild possibilities.

The average person, said De Rujula, “could, in principle, travel to the past and kill their mother before they were born.”

― iatee, Friday, September 23, 2011 9:40 AM (13 minutes ago)

feel like that's not the best use of the term "the average person"

― iatee, Friday, September 23, 2011 9:40 AM (12 minutes ago)

ODD FUTURE RECORDS SIGNS YOUNG NI**A

DEBUT SINGLE GOING LIVE AT 3PM PST TODAY

Odd Future Records is extremely excited to announce our first official signing, Young Ni**a. While our original intent was not to sign anyone to the label we simply could not pass up the opportunity to sign somebody this talented. Young Ni**a embodies the DIY ethic and persona of Odd Future along with a commercial appeal that transcends demographics. We will be premiering his first single today at 3pm PST on www.oddfuture.com

― ▂▂▅ dr. whiney says brush your teeth ▂▂▅ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 23, 2011 2:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[...]

i expect *reat things from this hot new artist in the rap *ame

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, September 23, 2011 2:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

m@tt's been killin it for months on end

years!

These insults are very childish. I think you could concentrate your energies on more worthy pursuits.

― Esteban Buttez!!!!!, Sunday, July 10, 2005 1:57 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what's all this got to do with the price of beef, i ask you

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I went back in time and made beef more expensive

― the tax avocado (DJP), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so it was you!

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In the year one million and a half,
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe.
Man must pay for all his misdeeds,
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves!
Whoa-oh!

― Mordy, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Erm, just in case its not apparent Mordy didn't make that up, thats from a recent Futurama episode :)

(was a p fucking hilarious montage mind u)

thats from a recent Futurama episode :)

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce)

pvmic :)

Haha natch!

yah god forbid u think about difft ways to look at the world bro

― sorry for party blogging (D-40), Monday, September 26, 2011 2:12 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ derrida quote

― markers, Monday, September 26, 2011 2:12 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

cannot WAIT to hear the Shins do "Breathe"! That's been a dream of mine for a long, long time. The Shins, in my mind, are the Pink Floyd of today.

― tylerw, Monday, September 26, 2011 11:02 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If you play the last Shins album right when you watch Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" it syncs up perfectly.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, September 26, 2011 11:04 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

lou reed is like a walking, talking "shreds" youtube

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, September 26, 2011 9:21 AM (5 minutes ago)

what if you got a big stick thousands of light years long, made of the most rigid material conceivable, and stuck it between two distant transmission posts - wouldn't moving it at one end result in instantaneous movement at the other end? (my guess of an answer is that this isn't how even the most rigid atomic structures work and the movement would travel in a wave from one side to the other at a relatively slow pace? also that having a big stick thousands of light years long is a bit impractical.)

― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or on the xp, maybe a big QUANTUM stick!

― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can stop talking about my penis now

― dayo, Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

managed to blow yr load three hours before the date started.

― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol tracer lol

i never learned how post-structuralism can get one laid

― mookieproof, Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Imagine the "structure" as a "bed" and "post" as your dick.

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Yeah I got that impression from my trawling too. I'm not talking about "ugly guy is so ugly no photo will save him", i'm talking you can tell its a pleasant looking lad, but the photo(s) are complete and utter shite. Smile a little, guys. AND DONT TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN SHIRT OFF.

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, September 26, 2011 9:09 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. It's boring, but it's part of my life. I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.

― Kerm, Monday, September 26, 2011 9:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

surely there is, on some level, something that men find attractive about women that is related to evolution?

― iatee, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think it's the vaginas.

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:15 PM (Yesterday)

This thread, even though many of the images are no longer active.

That awful poster...

almost bought myth of the rational market the other day

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:54 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so did billions of other people amirite?

― Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:54 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

there was something about arthur c. clarke being the origin of al qaeda. at least the name.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:01 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah that bar bet he made with l ron hubbard was the worst

― guh (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:11 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just saw this. it sure was a movie, in the finest tradition of movies. Pretty much the Slumdog Millionaire of baseball.

― ilx user 'silby' (silby), Sunday, September 25, 2011 10:00 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

I made fun of the volcano. what's the worst that can happen.

Stupidius, Pompei 78 BC.

― Ronan (Ronan), 21 July 2005 12:21 (6 years ago) Bookmark

[from: "Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up." -- Roman Graffiti from Pompeii ]

Even better from that thread:

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

People who YELP are scumbags.

― emil.y, Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:42 AM (5 minutes ago)

sustainable lichenburgers with organic cranberry sauce and local holstein crap foam served on a hubcap

― remy bean, Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the funny thing is that could be on like 6 difft active threads right now

An irl lol from a revived thread (What's Wrong with People?):

what happened to stelfox??

― homosexual II, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 12:20 PM (3 years ago)

I killed him and ate his heart to gain his courage.

― Trayce, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 6:20 PM (3 years ago)

(o)_(o)

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, September 30, 2011 6:40 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Um, those are supposed to be her eyes.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, September 30, 2011 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

hah I have visited the bezoar wikipedia before and it is not something to be done before dinner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar

― dayo, Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

List of English words of Persian origin

fuck yeah y'all WE INVENTED THE BEZOAR

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:44 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A bezoar in the large intestine is known as a fecalith.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:44 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

vahid u are truly a prince of persia

― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:45 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

All of this only confirms what I thought about Radiohead. Boring.

and...
i also sort of like having some bands to like that are at least of a moderate degree of popularity and known to most ppl, at least by name

Oh do you? ha! ha!

― chromecassettes, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:22 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have opinions about radiohead

― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:10 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hey chromecassettes, suck my dick ha! ha!

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wirelesstoilet

― larvae o'dooley, Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:51 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK! Ha! Ha!

― chromecassettes, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:22 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hey chromecassettes, suck my dick ha! ha!

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

loool

― markers, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:25 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

does loool stand for laugh out out out loud? Is that a reference to that band Shout Out Out Out Out? If you like Radiohead you might like them as well.
HIJACKED!

― chromecassettes, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:30 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pls don't be a sock

― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:31 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

if you want to know how shallow we have become as a nation, all you have to do is watch tv for like 2 minutes.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 3 October 2011 00:32 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tv was deeper before flat screens

― remy bean, Monday, 3 October 2011 00:34 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that reminds me, I did see someone buy drugs today

― iatee, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:09 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean I'm not 100% on that but there was some weird fumbling w/ money and the 'I'm buying drugs' face

― iatee, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:10 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was it me?

― Mordy, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:12 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(joekz, joekz)

― Mordy, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:13 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you a strange looking 40 y/o in a white suit

― iatee, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:13 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ppl who think #occupywallstreet is a good idea are kind to buy drugs, story at 11

― thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 3 October 2011 03:13 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you a strange looking 40 y/o in a white suit

― iatee, Sunday, October 2, 2011 10:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

duh

― ice cr?m, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:49 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

am i tom wolfe in the 70s?

― Mordy, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:50 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bongfire of the vanities

― buzza, Monday, 3 October 2011 04:21 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha!

I'm glad that ended in a lol.

lol wtf was I on when I made that Stelfox post o_0 hahaha.

stelfox heart, iirc

:D

what wld happen if you brought a drum machine + amp to a drum circle

animal collective show.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, October 4, 2011 10:37 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I snerted.

I chortled

I have no clue who animal collective are, and I was heartily amused.

i'm just curious about what the conventional wisdom on the economy is going to be, say, four or five years out when the policy of austerity and muddling through continues to fail to put a dent in unemployment and growth is still stuck in neutral. (presuming the US and europe go through a "lost decade".) what will the very serious people be saying?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 4:44 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"oh fuck, they're at the gates; throw some iPads out the front windows while I start the rocket ship"

― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 4:46 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when i see "identify more like the poor" i think of appropriation. a white person "identifying more like black people" is a white person referring to themselves as black or convincing themselves that they can ever understand what being black means. maybe your connotation is different.

― witchho (zachlyon), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

i seem to have ended up in the vampire weekend thread. can someone direct me back to "occupy wall street". thanks.

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:50 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

so... you think Lady Gaga looks like a character from Squidbillies?

― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 4:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is it that far off?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, October 4, 2011 4:12 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not really, no

― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 4:17 PM

Has anyone in indie rock ever killed anyone though, for real?

― piper at the goats of j0hn (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, October 5, 2011 2:18 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

besides themselves?

― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 5, 2011 2:19 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

problem: portion control. spoon too little and you're respooning every 5th chip. spoon too much and you feel obligated to overload the chip or to waste salsa. nobody's suggesting that the leftover salsa be poured back into the jar, are we gentle men and women?

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 8:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you could spoon salsa individually onto each chip, you dainty little man

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, October 4, 2011 8:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Because there is all the time and all the space in the world to criticize somebody,and while a RIP thread isn't quite equivalent to a wake, it's not the place to drag out grievances.

― Je55e, Wednesday, October 5, 2011 11:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If not here, where? Should we revive some old Steve Jobs thread to make those points? This is the one where the conversation is happening.

― jaymc, Wednesday, October 5, 2011 11:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

My iPhone won't hard reset =(

― i'm not trolling btw (admrl), Wednesday, October 5, 2011 11:43 PM (52 seconds ago

Steve Jobs is the greatest entrepreneur who ever lived. He took his company from two guys in a garage to the highest valued company on the planet - I don't see how that will ever be surpassed. There are a handful of other business figures who can truly be considered "celebrities" - Bill Gates, Donald Trump, maybe Warren Buffet - but none that so many people felt a personal connection to. The products and services he conceived and helped bring about are a daily part of our lives.

The news of his passing will hit many people harder than that of major political figures or entertainers. It wouldn't surprise me if the Apple flagship stores are covered with flowers and notes running halfway up the glass by this evening (hope the renovations are finished at NYC/5th Ave).

― Lee626, Thursday, October 6, 2011 4:47 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dunno who Lee626 is but i sb'd u anyway

― Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, October 6, 2011 4:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

think I'm over this now that it's mainstream tbh

― iatee, Thursday, October 6, 2011 7:23 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(from the occupy wall street thread)

From the thread: swedish poet tomas transtromer wins the nobel prize

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/thomas-the-transformer.jpg

dying here

Fred Shittlesworth

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, October 6, 2011 2:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oops

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, October 6, 2011 2:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You beat me by seconds in posting that.

you guys remember that laura ingraham is the one that said the n-word like 16 times in a row on her show last year right

― max, Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:25 AM (1 hour ago)

was she rapping

please say she was rapping

― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:26 AM (1 hour ago)

iirc she was berating a black caller

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/12/dr-lauras-n-word-rant-rad_n_680680.html

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:28 AM (58 minutes ago)

Guys, that was Dr. Laura, not Laura Ingraham.

Dr. Laura = http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_noctMig5B1U/SeN8sjhSWKI/AAAAAAAAEsU/yPLEq49MVZM/s200/Dr+Laura+-+Today.jpg

Laura Ingraham = http://nndb.com/people/002/000055834/ingraham.jpg

― You people are supposed to be some kind of music culture intelligentsi (Phil D.), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:28 AM (57 minutes ago)

yeah I remember the Dr. Laura thing. was wondering if I missed something there...

― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:29 AM (56 minutes ago)

ohhhhh my mistake

― max, Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:30 AM (56 minutes ago)

in fairness, all white female racists look alike to me

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:30 AM (55 minutes ago)

On the stump, Romney has started talking more about his family, as a way of personalizing himself.

I HAVE A FAMILY. THEY LOVE ME. NO ONE EVER SUGGESTS THAT I AM NOT A REAL HUMAN BEING. MORMONS ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND WIFE. I DO NOT HAVE A ROBOT WIFE. I AM NOT UNFEELING. HA HA. I UNDERSTAND THE PLIGHT OF THE "MIDDLE" "CLASS." I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. UNLESS YOU CANNOT VOTE. THEN I DO NOT TAKE A POSITION ON WANTING YOUR FRIENDSHIP. CAN YOU STILL MAKE A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

step 1: convince earthlings to elect Romney president

― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

step 2: eat a baby

― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Step 3: it's just YOU N MEEEEEE

http://bostonmovietours.net/blog/uploaded_images/nkotb-791616.jpg

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought up this shit called Burrito Glue when I was on acid. It holds your tortilla together.

― errant flynn, Thursday, October 6, 2011 8:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ this is fucking killing me

I AM NOT UNFEELING. HA HA.

Favorite part ^^

otm

http://www.youtube.com/v/LFB6LQ1-WKU&fs=1&hl=en

― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Friday, October 7, 2011 10:55 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is the most terrifying still shot ever

― the tax avocado (DJP), Friday, October 7, 2011 10:56 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"M.B. phone home"

― You people are supposed to be some kind of music culture intelligentsi (Phil D.), Friday, October 7, 2011 10:57 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"These are not the election results you're looking for."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, October 7, 2011

Houston Businessman Jandek Enters 2012 Presidential Race

Jandek Will Run on an Agenda of Freedom and Prosperity, and Not Painting Your Teeth

HOUSTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Houston businessman Jandek today announces his candidacy for the Republican nomination for President in 2012. Having filed his campaign committee, Ready for the House 2012, and his candidacy with the Federal Election Commission on September 12, 2011, Jandek is now officially announcing his intention to challenge career politicians and the political climate that have weakened our institutions, our economy and our down clown.
“Let’s face facts; in America today we have record numbers of unemployment, foreclosures, and people living in poverty. Our military is deployed around the world without a defined mission, while our borders here at home are unsecured. Our debt is growing at an unsustainable level while our President and Congress have their hands out asking for more money from you and me to spend on failed programs. Don't ever go down to see the Quinn boys,” said Jandek.
Jandek added, “It’s time to return our federal government to the principles of The Constitution that it was founded on, and that made America the greatest country in history. There are solutions to the problems we face, and We the People can and will take our government back. And you think you’re fine, but you gotta die. You gotta die. Six black horses and a coal black hearse.”
America is desperate for leadership – principled, decisive leadership that will step up and face the issues head on – right now.
We believe in conservative principles:

Smaller government

Lower taxes

Killer cats in the Caribbean

Don't paint your teeth

Americans will support a leader like Jandek who believes in and expresses a vision based on those principles, and who will grow the bane of not being interested in the plate they passed to you.

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, October 7, 2011 5:24 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

ahahaha

oh my god

Heroic.

nicely done

What about bands who get pejoratively billed as "one hit wonders" that were actually established acts that got a late career hit by near-accident?

― kyle2trill, Saturday, October 8, 2011 12:50 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like dazzey dukes

― kyle2trill, Saturday, October 8, 2011 12:52 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you forgot to log back into your non-sock account, bro

― shiroimarkershoes (some dude), Saturday, October 8, 2011 12:52 PM

i don't think you understand 'political correctness'
also who is sgt nunez?
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Saturday, October 8, 2011 1:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

i think you are being a condescending ass and are excessively literal-minded to boot. hugs :x

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, October 8, 2011 9:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(^o^)

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Saturday, October 8, 2011 9:50 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that a bat taking flight?

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, October 8, 2011 4:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YLC5FMmUbgY/TbdxcG1mo3I/AAAAAAAAAts/Fq6kg4_leKc/s1600/Steve-Jobs-and-Bill-Gates.jpg
― lol-qaeda (am0n), Monday, October 10, 2011 7:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

L-R: Steven Malkmus, Steve West, Spiral Stairs.

― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Monday, October 10, 2011 7:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

a+

great post

Forget that, what is Herman Cain's position on Wallogina?

― Z S, Monday, October 10, 2011 5:04 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bottom row, second from right

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Monday, October 10, 2011 5:05 PM Bookmark

lol

oh shit

Hahaha

yessssss

"So apparently a woman gave birth shorty after running in the marathon? I'm not a runner, but that doesn't seem like a good idea at all, attempting to run 26 miles 39 weeks into a pregnancy."

Wtf?

― Je55e, Monday, October 10, 2011 3:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fortunately everything seemed to work out okay for her and the baby, but the story leads me to wonder what would've happened if something had gone wrong during the marathon. Would she/her family have sued the organizers and the city for not properly warning her of the danger? Just seems like an incredibly risky thing to do.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, October 10, 2011 3:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbf she ran half and walked half & got her doc's approval

― positive dental outlook (dan m), Monday, October 10, 2011 3:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Didn't hear about the doc's approval part, I don't think that was in the original story I read.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, October 10, 2011 3:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I saw her at mile 23. She had a sign on her pregnant belly that said "Doctor Approved". I imagine she did that so people wouldn't think she was totally bat shit crazy.

― Jeff, Monday, October 10, 2011 4:01 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doctor was the name of her dog.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, October 10, 2011 4:04 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did it say "doctor approved" or "doctor-approved"?

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, October 10, 2011 4:16 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do not recall.

― Jeff, Monday, October 10, 2011 4:17 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or "Doctor My Eyes"? Maybe she was just a big Jackson Browne fan.

― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, October 10, 2011 4:17 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Maybe Jackson Browne got her pregnant.

― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, October 10, 2011 4:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nah then she'd be running on empty.

― positive dental outlook (dan m), Monday, October 10, 2011 4:24 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

L-R: Steven Malkmus, Steve West, Spiral Stairs.

― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Monday, October 10, 2011 7:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

dying

The caption that had been waiting years for the right picture.

idgi

I'm embarrased to admit I find Gates kinda hawt in that pic. Or cute, at the least.

A couple magazines has SJobs 'old' pics on the front, he does look like "that's not George Harrison"...

idgi

― sarahel, Monday, October 10, 2011 6:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

spiral staircase innit

x-post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_%28band%29

idgianything.

kinda blowing my mind given her demographic profile that sarahel doesnt know abt pavement

think we need another DR WHINEY PHD STUDY to explore this

I haven't heard Pavement in a doctor's waiting room in years.

i know of Pavement, i only know that one "cut your hair" song that was on alt rock radio in the mid 90s. i had no clue who Steve West was until looking at the wikipedia link.

im talking abt knowing abt pavement

ice cr?m i like this new emphatic and slightly severe tone of yours.

this is srs business

*nods*

jobs looks sorta like tune is the space in that pic.

think we need another DR WHINEY PHD STUDY to explore this

otm, whiney can get all LITERALLY ONLY 3 PPL HAVE EVER HEARD PAVEMENT and ppl can get all aggro, this will be a valuable exercise - count me in

he never reported the results of the beatles study. feel like he has fallen off the tenure track and is more suited to an associate professorship.

tbh i'm doubtful his phd isn't mail-order at this stage

stfu haters the dr. whiney phd threads bring giant lols to the people - since Athenian times this has been the physician's most important duty

hyposterical oath

first hear no beatles

hipstamatic...scrote?

Man I had no idea my little photo caption would be so divisive. I just wanted to bring people together in lulz over an easy "Spiral Stairs" joke. ;_;

It was a good joke. This is just where it came to die.

I still don't get it... The joke is that Bill Gates and the Steve Jobs look like some band members?

<3

What I learned today: wallogina jokes are universal

Also my phone recognizes "wallogina" as a real word

your phone, tbf, would

how have there been a handful of posts about whiney and sarahel hasn't shown up yet?

I mean, or whiney.

I know Pavement, but I'm with Tuomas on this one:

I still don't get it... The joke is that Bill Gates and the Steve Jobs look like some band members?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

You know what?? Since it's National Coming Out Day, I'm going to say it: I'M WITH TUOMAS ON MANY OTHER POINTS OF CONFUSION.

hahaha

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_24BKVg-y29s/TNW-gYAsR9I/AAAAAAAACYI/BMniOc4N5hE/s1600/900.jpg

ahahaha

Steve Jobs looks like Stephen Malkmus of the band Pavement. Bill Gates looks like Malkmus's bandmate Steve West. Also, they are sitting on a spiral staircase, and one of the other guys in Pavement went by the name Spiral Stairs. It's the last part that elevates the joke.

Gary Young went upstairs.

Thank you, Jaymc. I totally didn't get it. Why? Have pavement so I didn't know either West's name or the spiral stairs thing. Anyway, now that you've explained it I can see how that was p good.

Meant to type - hate pavement not have, obv

tbh most of the lol was just how fucking much jobs looks like malkmus in that pic

just think of the confusion had he said 'scott kannberg' instead

sometimes it's ok to just not get a joke.

x-post - Yeah, he does look like him a lot there. I did get that part.

especially if it's going to make you say something "I hate Pavement" -- tsk

xp

The joke about stairs elevating the joke is elevating the joke imo.

elevate the joke later

proud to be with tuomas on that one

It's the last part that elevates the joke.

― Ice Old Bee (jaymc), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

my man

sometimes it's ok to just not get a joke.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:30 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

That's what I've been doing for ages, and I won't do it any more. I'm here, I don't get it, get used to it.

<3

just think of the confusion had he said 'scott kannberg' instead

― mookieproof, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmar

Now that you mention it, I should have.

Stop joking. Stop joking for me now. Write it on a postcard.

That's what I've been doing for ages, and I won't do it any more. I'm here, I don't get it, get used to it.

― Je55e, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:34 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OjCMkUOyiiU/SH44BVnJ8wI/AAAAAAAABEA/bMZCG3P1g4s/s400/carlesstalk.jpg

"apparently the convoy is sailing for england mein fuhrer"

― mark s, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together. Excellent work, Corporal Ravensburger.

― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he never reported the results of the beatles study.

YOU BANNED HIM

uh, careful about the pronouns you throw around. I stopped s-banning whiney like, 6 s-banns ago.

there's a "corporate lunch scene"?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

GOING FORWARD PASTA IN A HEADS-UP SAUCE $7.95 SML / $9.95 LRG

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp that "you" was directed at ilx in general

gr80 hungry for an s-ban scrap, it's been a while, excelsior thread seems like TOTALLY the right place to do it

tbf 51 is a very small number of posters on ilx gr80 you can't just blame everyone

i mean it's a tiny number of users, really, hardly any at all

gr80 are you having a boring day at work?

i mean, how small a number is 51/all ilxors?

Tiny, i'd say

congrats chris! i'm sure spin won't be circling the drain as long as our boy is drowning the competition

― some dude, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 5:40 PM

fair play

I can see a little bit of Nixon in Romney in terms of his doggedness, but I don't Romney as being anywhere near as consumed by whateve emotional baggage he may or may not carry around. Not even close--I can't think of anyone who ranks with Nixon on that front.