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Movies that should never get the "movie -> musical -> movie musical" treatment

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"A Serbian Film"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

Good god, lock thread, throw away key.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

But in violation of that:

Salo

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

"I Know Who Killed Me"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

"White Chicks"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

Though the idea of Salo!: A Musical is appropriately amusing/disgusting.

"Eat eat eat!
You'll never get enough.
Drink drink drink!
Might wash away the stink..."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

"The Departed"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

the matrix revolutions

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

ska wars 3: revenge of the smiths

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

THE THING <-- i wd totally see a thing musical, in fact i am already writing it

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

"I Am Sam"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

As we all know, if Silence of the Lambs can be a musical...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

"Riding on the Bus with My Sister"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

xp: see, "Silence of the Lambs" SHOULD be a movie musical, esp with that music

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

Requiem For a Dream

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

Memories!

Silence, the Musical

You said you wanted to record those songs.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Terminator

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Rocky IV

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Riding The Bus With My Sister

xposts DAMMIT DAN

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

also Ned, you know "I Am Sam" is the Sean Penn/Dakota Fanning/Michelle Pfeiffer movie, right, and has nothing to do with Son of Sam

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

duel

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

GAMER

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Transformers

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Whatisitposter.jpg

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

xxxxpost - I know, I was just bringing up Silence in general.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Though Sean Penn as a dumpy serial killer hearing dogs = Oscar gold!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

what was the name of that terrifying UK PSA about the kids playing on the farm that kept dying to hazardous conditions

xp: omg crut

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/08_08/1983/85382/l_85382_c056300d.jpg

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

Schindler's List

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

"Chatterbox"

wait what am I thinking, this would be both an amazing musical and movie musical

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

Nacht und Nebel. xp

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

xpost -- Hahahah!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

my left foot

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

For those unaware of Chatterbox:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if "Chatterbox" is on Netflix

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

everything mentioned so far would be awesome : /

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

Ooh, Basket Case

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

"Clerks"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2icTd46vcs&feature=related ^^^

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

jonestown: the life and death of the peoples temple

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

also mark is right

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

basket case musical would be amazing

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

also is it wrong my first thought before opening this thread was "a serbian film" and then "what's the maaaaatter with kiiiiids toooooodaaaaaaaay!"

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

I was trying to think of a good MST3K film but just made myself long for "Eegah! The Musical"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

Dangerous Minds

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

i mean it would be easy to make into a musical but impossible to save

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

Love and Basketball

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

my my my my mitchell

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

Dead Poets Society should never be remade. Full stop.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

they can do it if they incorporate Bigod 20's "Carpe Diem" into it somehow

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

also Jess I am looking your way and lolling hardcore

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

Walkabout

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

btw when do we expect this loop to close for "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

walkabout wd be a tremendous alban berg opera

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

Jackass

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

'The Human Centipede'

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

speaking of loops closing

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Walkabout ...featuring songs like "I'm a Mandingo" "To gutter Agutter" "This Car's on Fire"

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

I think a Thriller-style dance number featuring bloody St. Bernard costums would be the high point of Cujo.

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

you know, just adapt a few of Julie Taymor's "Lion King" puppets and you're halfway to a "Human Centipede" musical

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/oval-72-tarkus.jpg

the best loops begin with concept alb obv

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Capturing the Friedmans

Beemster roquebag (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Cast Away

reggae night staple center (Eazy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

all of them

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

All Of Me

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

xxxxxp 'Circle of Shite'

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

I Spit On Your Grave

Cannibal Holocaust

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Donnie Darko

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Memento

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Audition

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

The Bourne Identity

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

Inception

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

Anti-Christ

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

Festen

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

Funny Games

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

shoah

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

Irreversible

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

Orphan

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

Baise Moi

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

Natural Born Killers

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

Belle du Jour

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

Scent of a Woman

Mangrove Earthshoe (herb albert), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Sunshine

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

Citizen Kane

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

Stalker

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

Top Gun

remy bean, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

One of those epic Warhol things, Sleep or Empire

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

on the other hand, "Meshes of the Afternoon" could be awesome

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

2001: A Space Odyssey featuring:
Throw Me A Bone
What's Going On, Dr Floyd?
Eeeeeeeeee (WTF Is That Noise - Tycho Crater medley)
Putting Myself To The Fullest Possible Use
Open The Pod Bay Doors, Hal
Daisy Bell
Beyond The Infinite!
Starchild (to the tune of, well, yeah...)

Michael Jones, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

Dave (The things I wouldn't do)

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

Nell!

(these should all have exclamation points)

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

Repulsion!

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

Videodrome!

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

on long drives my wife and I have half-composed "Nell! The Musical"

the heartbreaking "Chicopay Chicopay (Tay in the Way)" number will melt your heart

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

aaaahahaa

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

citizen kane = velvet goldmine already

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^

I can feel it in my spiritual hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

<safe>

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

dottie gets spanked

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not there

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

reynaldo and clara

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

man with a movie camera

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

Question: Can one stage a Troll II musical WITHOUT a previous Troll production?

Twisted Guayaquil Pompadour (j.lu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

yes it's a musical of "troll ii"

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

some troupe in NYC is doing a Human Centipede musical, but obv it's a parody.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 September 2011 08:32 (fifteen years ago)


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