PICK A STARCH: Pasta/Noodles vs Potatoes vs Rice

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I don't think we've had this specific question before, and ILE is due another food fight. What's your go-to starchy side dish?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Potatoes 37
Pasta 31
Rice 16


Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

p'daydo

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Don't much but when I do it's far more likely to be noodles.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

pasta, especially if we're including noodles in there.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

gnocchi, the best of both pasta and rice!

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

um potato rather

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

but seriously I eat more rice than either of the two.

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

brown rice

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1ddrT7HPc

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Oh please, potato in the twinkling of an eye (and half a stick of butter).

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

i hate potatoes.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvmWwMISlO4/TIuxK3LZSwI/AAAAAAAACUA/Q9y0Iy76Nz8/s1600/605a6401b435151b_Paula_deen_quiz.xlarger.jpg

^^^favorite ingredient is the potato

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

she is also made of potatoes iirc

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTapJYlawU

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

cant choose wont choose

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

potatoes can be many things and eaten at every meal

how is this even a contest

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

i have an entire cookbook devoted to potatoes fyi

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

i agree but rice

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

gotta be taters imo.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

I did cook these potatoes once that we're very tasty, this is harder the more I think about it.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Dbn91hwsi7Q/TiHd6dUaoVI/AAAAAAAABMQ/Ofni_B1ixqs/s1600/5938982647_8f34a6474d.jpg

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

RFI: delicious ways to cook potatoes that don't involve frying

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

bread > pasta > potatoes > rice

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

rice can be many things too fyi

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

Noodles are definitely included in the pasta category, selfheadslap for not mentioning that.

I don't know why I started a poll question that I can't answer, but this is impossible.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

like who drinks potato milk? NOBODY

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

I think I eat all 3 about equally? I am eating (halal cart-ified) rice right now but I think that's the easiest to rule out. pasta makes better dishes, but potatoes in their various greasy brunch forms = voting potatoes

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

for nutritional soundness & overall utility: rice
for TEXTURE & just b/c I really enjoy cooking w/ it: pasta
for sheer deliciousness (when fried & heavily salted): potatoes

I'm torn.

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

I would imagine either the russians or the irish have invented potato milk and still occasionally drink it

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

dyao:

mashed
roasted
au gratin
scalloped

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

but rice milk is terrible!

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.oocities.org/athens/academy/1974/pictures/pictures/moloko.jpg

^potato milk, in a fashion

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

Congee, rice balls, rice pudding, that ball of sticky rice I put at the bottom of a bowl of tom kha
Baked potatoes, home fries, french fries, garlic mashed taters
luscious slurpy noodles in chicken soup, pad thai, fettucine with clam sauce

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

where do rice noodles fit into this equation?

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

rice milk is awesome you mad

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

it is, how you say, a DREAM

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

rice noodles fall under 'potato'

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

where do rice noodles fit into this equation?

excellent question btw

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

God I love all of them. f I HAD to pick one it would be pasta. I love pasta a lot. I could probably eat it every day and never get sick of it. Mmmmmmm. Glorious pasta.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

I'd say rice noodles are more noodle than rice, but the floor is open to arguments

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

Starches are the best.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

QUINOA

caek, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

would have chosen bread if that was an option; failing that, rice (which has breakfast capacities unfairly overlooked by many)

bentelec, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

which one of these can also make a delicious cereal AND desert

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2394065351_f84cc9d60d.jpg

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

potatoes have breakfast capacities far beyond what rice can offer

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

rice, easy

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

I am way into potatoes and have at two points in my life practically lived on them, they're marvelously versatile and a joy to cook with. So useful - water from boiling potatoes can be used in bread or in stock - one could spend all day listing the uses for the potato.

But rice is greater. Voted rice

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

Hoping for a 3-way tie tbh

Rice pudding, home fries, bowl of pho with noodles all valid breakfast options

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think we've had this specific question before

not quite:
Rice Vs Noodles

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

RFI: delicious ways to cook potatoes that don't involve frying

― dayo, Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:16 PM (13 minutes ago)

almost all of the good ways fyi

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

rice noodles are pasta. Noodles aren't necessarily made from wheat, i.e. soba.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Potato Pancakes are one of my favorite breakfast dishes. Is there a rice cake equivalent?

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

are there any decent potato-based desserts?

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

taters tbh

rip van wanko, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

Vodka

xpost

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

Potato Pancakes are one of my favorite breakfast dishes. Is there a rice cake equivalent?

they're called rice pancakes

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

in India they're called dosa

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

eyyyyyyy

Guess

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

i would have voted instinctively for the potato if it wasnt for the number of times that i have ordered fries in restaurants and ended up with some abomination on my plate - most fries you get are kinda garbage and it makes me sad.

important note: if u try to put cajun seasoning on my fries i will cut you

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Rice pancakes?

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

btw, garlic mashed potatoes don't require roasted garlic, just throw a couple of cloves in the water you boil the taters in

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

in India they're called dosa

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, September 15, 2011 5:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

oh dosa good one!

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

jjjusten what is your platonic fry

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Potato Pancakes are one of my favorite breakfast dishes. Is there a rice cake equivalent?

I wouldn't say "equivalent," because even the lightest potato pancakes are somewhat heavy - rice is a much lighter food generally. but there are many rice cakes for sure, including some that brown & crisp potato-pancake style.

nobody has mentioned risotto yet, which is one of the world's great dishes & is a yardstick by which you can judge how serious a person is about cooking

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

are there any dishes that contain all three

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

like actual dishes not wacky student food or something

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

My girlfriend has to be gluten free, do rice pancakes have wheat in them?

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pAmpt5s-dEE/TDrVt2mFtYI/AAAAAAAAB0M/OEGQyeSiMeI/s400/whole+rice+pancakes.jpg

^^^whole rice pancakes

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

rice (good plain)
pasta (acceptable plain)
potatoes (not good plain)

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/mashconePA_450x440.jpg

are there any decent potato-based desserts?

BANGERS AND MASH IN A CONE OBV.

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

2oz Wholegrain Basmati Rice

2 large Organic Eggs

1 oz Ground Almonds (or gluten free flour such as sorghum)

200ml Liquid (made up of 1ooml rice water and 100ml goat milk in my case)

Butter or oil to fry

xp

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

BANGERS AND MASH IN A CONE OBV.

lol

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

gnocchi roll!

rip van wanko, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

fyi do you know what serves in a pinch if you run out of glue? take a few grains of rice and mash them between whatever you want stuck together, voila

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

ooh aero OTM re: risotto

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_hulls

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

platonic fry ideal: thick cut but not stupidly so, fried in lard (sorry veg dudes) until crisp but not hard, salted, no dumb spicy curly fry shit involved, prob vinegar available. xpost to dayo

cant overemphasise the cut there, has to be thick enough to not be like a twig, but not so thick that the center is like a boiled potato. delicate balance.

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

crinkle cuts are just the right thickness to get the crisp exterior/fluffy inside

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

baby potatoes in skins with butter and a couple shredded basil leaves
or
Good floury spud boiled, mashed with butter, some cabbage or spring onion, bit of nutmeg, obv salt and pepper
or
Peeled, halved, roasted in olive oil with thyme and couple cloves of garlic
or
Boxty innit
or
Any type of gratin you like

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

jjjusten for reference favorite french fry cut

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

looks like you would have been in the majority had thick cut/steak cut been combined

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

valid case can be made for all 3. i think i could do w/o potatoes the easiest (substitute chayotes for lots of things; i'm not a big french fry guy etc). no rice=no sushi, and hinders indian and thai food enjoyment. but no pasta, man, I think I'd lose part of my identity.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

people should also not let whatever bastard perkins experience you had as a teen deny the power of real deal au gratin

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

and remy potato plain is great with the right type cooked well

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

on monday I can eat a bowl of rice with Indian pickle and that's one thing; on tuesday I can eat a bowl of rice with kim chee and that's another thing; on wednesday I can eat a bowl of rice with pickled peppers and that's another thing still. basmati with the Indian pickle. Jasmine with the kim chee. basmati again on wednesday, sautee cuminseed & thinly sliced onions in oil then briefly stir-fry the rice in the oil before adding the water to boil, totally different deal. rice is a staple food in the way these others aren't. bear in mind I fucking LOVE potatoes. to pieces. if you insult a potato I will cut you. but rice is greater.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

left out baked, and chips, i mean

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

your potato wears army boots! xp

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

rice fields>>>potato fields

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

rice has made me cry

lol seriously

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

wow we are all lucky i missed that french fry cut poll looking at the results i would have been such a dick on that thread

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

italian
irish
chinese

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

I've switched to Gluten free pasta so we can cook the same food and surprisingly it's not a big loss. I've haven't had pasta much since I was poor and ate pasta 4 meals a week. Even though I also ate a lot of beans and rice when I was poor, I never got tired of rice.

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

small country
small country
1/2 the world

i mean i know that isn't really true but it kind of is

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

baby potatoes in skins with butter and a couple shredded basil leaves

substitute a big handful of chopped fresh dill for the basil and that's where I'm at

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

potato, as a root veg, goes into about any stew, in any roast tray, fills a soup, spuds peeled and chucked into the pot with a bacon and cabbage may have been the only thing, god bless her, that my mum left me worth remembering. Spuds.

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Japanese
French
Italian

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

or substitute rosemary with dill

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I am having rice with dinner and love rice but thinking about this has me sad pasta is not on the menu tonight.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

darragmac, cold in a salad too

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

potato salad alone contains multitudes

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

dammit yeah, potato salad ffs

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

irish

potato originated in Peru fyi

fuckin white people...

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Chinese
Peruvian
Chinese

xp potato salad oh barf

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

rice is the great accompanier

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/witchywife/VietnameseSummerRolls.jpg

but can also take center stage

http://i.imgur.com/kbTXJ.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

rice is also a great dessert

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2881185553_418534984f.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

In Indiana, most grocery stores had at least 8 different kinds of potato salad, all of these amish kinds of potato salad. It was odd.

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i think what i have really learned from this poll is that when it comes down to it, its really hard to give much of a shit about pasta

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Noooooo!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Poor wonderful pasta.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

not gonna sit here and diss rice or pasta tho, pepperonata or risotto even without meat can almost cheat me into thinking i've been fed

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

you can also have a great rice breakfast

http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/ck/05/09/congee-soup-ck-1097027-l.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

i think what i have really learned from this poll is that when it comes down to it, its really hard to give much of a shit about pasta

well pasta's kind of the outlier here, because it's more a FORM than a specific ingredient. as has been noted, lots of things can be made into pasta - including rice and potatoes. whereas rice and potatoes are each a basic ingredient in and of themselves and are therefor much more versatile.

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

annoyed there is no youtube for Casiotone for the Painfully Alone's "Rice Dream Girl" :(

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

see as this heats up mostly i am just reminded that you philistines voted soup out of the great food race in the second round in favor of like avocados or some such bullshit back in the great ilx food riots of 2010

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

shakey has a point. Sticking with pasta but potatoes would be 2nd.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

Gnocchi!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

most of the pasta I have had has been mushy and overcooked. al dente pasta is really great but hard to get outside of yr own kitchen

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

sneaky, dayo, trying to get the voters thinking of poorly cooked examples of the opposition.

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Man u obv not going to the right Eye-talian joints.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.garrettkern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Chocolate%20Pasta.jpg

Chocolate pasta - this is kind of wrong isn't it?

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

tbh, i can't prepare rice without it being a mush, so to really enjoy it i need to leave the kitchen

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

olive garden is very taken back and offended by your insinuation, ENBB

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

bread ftw

tebow package scenario (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

annoyed there is no youtube for Casiotone for the Painfully Alone's "Rice Dream Girl" :(

No suitable selections from the deathless Fuck You This Is Rice either.

bentelec, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

are there any decent potato-based desserts?

I once had (Kosher for Passover) biscotti made with potato starch.

Twisted Guayaquil Pompadour (j.lu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

There is such a thing as chocolate potato cake too, which is made out of mash and stuff.

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.potatolovers.co.uk/images/recipes/ChocolatePotatoCake-1.jpg

Doesn't look too nasty.

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

btw if you are serious about your rice you should pick up one of these things

http://s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/DB53137E.jpg

futuristic rice cooker featuring 'fuzzy logic'

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

dear ilx,

sometimes i like to troll.

italian
irish
chinese

is one such example

anyway, the answer is still 'rice'

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

xp potato salad oh barf

Not much of a fan, either. I meant chunked in a salad with, say, cantal and jambon du pays etc...

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i'm getting off the potato train the stop before that shite tbh

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Ha ha! More for me.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

i said elsewhere that there is such a thing as a good potato salad. unfortunately, it comprises .001% of potato salads, and it's probably been out of the fridge too long anyway

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

this is kind of a weird trinity b/c rice = a specific thing, potato = a specific thing, pasta = a whole delicious category that can include rice and potato.

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

Pasta are noodles of Italian heritage, taking the form of unleavened dough made of wheat or buckwheat flour and water, and sometimes eggs.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Gnocchi!

potato pancakes: totally classic!
potato-based pastas: mostly kinda dud ime

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Good rosti is hard to make, but is the king of all potato creations if well-prepared imo and probably beats all that pasta shit hands-down.

Also, leek & potato soup >>> minestrone

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

I had gnocchi at a pretty hip nyc restaurant a few months ago and it was pretty good but def not worth $15 + tip ugh

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

ime good gnocchi is way harder to find than good al dente pasta. and every time i've tried to make it from a package it's been shit.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

gnudi >>>> gnocchi

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

most of the pasta I have had has been mushy and overcooked. al dente pasta is really great but hard to get outside of yr own kitchen

― dayo, Thursday, September 15, 2011 6:03 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

so true. texture is completely essential (& often badly mismanaged).

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

m white i was referring to the potato/chocolate abomination

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, that sounds vile

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

gnudi >>>> gnocchi

Gnudi are exquisite!

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

gnudi is just expensive, fluffy, cheesy gnocchi with less flour, right?

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

isn't the deal that the Italians got the idea for pasta from China

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

no no no China got the idea for Italians from pasta

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

btw have you guys ever had fish noodles?

http://i.imgur.com/4wMkO.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

pasta is the father of the italian

i think what i have really learned from this poll is that when it comes down to it, its really hard to give much of a shit about pasta

― Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark

i am into this. can't really decide between rice & potatoes so just going to invest my interest in enjoying pasta get beat & picked on for being a starchy pretender. nothing really touches potatoes versatility wise, but i feel like rice maybe has the edge for being so reliable - you can quantify it to fill out, complement or carry a meal, and you don't have to do a lot with it to be making something really satisfying (i know you don't have to really go to town to whip up an exciting potato dish, but there have been times when i haven't been into cooking or willing to invest the time, where rice & beans provided genuine relief to my life, because you could, on auto-pilot, make them, inside a quarter of an hour, then eat, enjoy & be sated by them). that you can also do exciting things with rice if you have the inclination is probably its versatility, even if it doesn't have the breadth of like, gratin vs fries vs baked, etc.

(voting rice after all)

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

'i swear to you, officer, i don't remember a thing. The last clear thing i remember, this guy springs outta nowhere, i mean nowhere, and shows me a pic of fish noodles. Next thing i know he's on the floor, sb'd. I don't even remember clicking the link, it was pure reflex'

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

I am so taking you to pasta court

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

o damn what is this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japchae

http://i.imgur.com/1LGJX.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

I think the prob is - somebody might have mentioned this - pasta seems unexciting compared to potatoes/rice because it is more of an end-product than a starting ingredient. the real option should be wheat. which...tbh...runs fucking circles around potatoes/rice.

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

i am cooking rice right now (w/ beans of course) but i always manage to fuck up the rice into a gluey mess!

i guess i am just ricist

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

voted pasta b/c duh but another way to have sorted through this would be to think: which sucks the worst when fucked up. & I think pasta wins that one too, b/c think of the Wendy's Superbar & the war crime that was the pasta there. or on any buffet tbh. potatoes too can be flavorless, gummy, undesirably crunchy; & esp. lousy in most sterno settings. but rice is harder to fuck up! unless it's not fully cooked, which is just awful (notice I did not say when crunchy, b/c any major dude knows that the crunchy rice at the bottom of a well-cooked dish is the bestest part)

Euler, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

ricin' damp

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

i always manage to fuck up the rice into a gluey mess!

rice cooker bro

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

had sweet potato noodles for the first time last week and damn those were the most hard-to-handle little dudes I've ever attempted to eat -- too slippery for chopsticks or fork -- I could hardly get any into my bowl to shovel straight into my mouth

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

potatoes are easier to steal from a buffet than rice or pasta. like you can just walk out with two potatoes in your pocket and nobody will even care. just try that with rice or pasta, you will get a stern talking to.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Wait a minute, from the japchae wiki article:

Korean dish made from sweet potato noodles...often served on a bed of rice; together with rice it is known as japchae-bap

This is alarmingly close to the trifecta!

bentelec, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

I cannot overestimate the impact a rice cooker has had on my food life

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

I don't really get the whole rice cooker thing. Cooking rice isn't hard! Then again, I've never owned a rice cooker so i don't really know.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

you have to watch in the mood for love, they go crazy for the rice cooker.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Ppl talk about them like they're the greatest thing in the entire world. I just don't get how they can be THAT amazing.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://passepartout.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/2011-01-29-ks-rice-cookers.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

I bought a fancy rice cooker for my family a few years ago and it is srsly great. I use it to make sushi rice sometimes, unbeatable.

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

you know they turn your rice into vegetables, right. it's like chrysalis.
xp

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://wowshopper.com/zojirushi/pics-inventory/nswac10-e.gif

if you want to feel like youre living in 2001 get one imo

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

x-post lol

They do look sort of awesome, I'll give you that.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Long-grain rice is so easy to make, even in stainless steel, no rice cooker necessary, no rinsing necessary. Every grain perfect, and it doesn't stick to the pot. Just saute the rice in barely enough olive oil on high heat until the rice smells like popcorn, add the water and a bit of salt, put the lid on, turn the heat down, set a timer for 20 minutes. Turn the heat off, set the timer for 10 minutes. Done. Don't take the lid off early.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

plantains = the true winner here

but voted pasta

debenture banhart (get bent), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

feel like i'm doing something wrong by rarely having mushy rice tbh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

high five JBR, high five

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

i would eat many bowls of that japchae

debenture banhart (get bent), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

here are the reasons my my girlfriend's rice cooker is amazing

1) there is always always fresh hot rice at my house, 24 hours per day, except when there is fresh oatmeal in the rice cooker, in which case hooray, hot oatmeal!
2) it's easy to make rice... but not make it perfectly every time, and have it hot and perfect 48 hours after i made it
3) when i am hungry and cruising the kitchen for snacks, RICE is always available, and it is filling and has fewer calories/feeling of fullness than anything else in my kitchen except for water.
4) i save so much money by coming home and just, say, frying an egg or some sausage and having it w. a little rice and maggi, instead of fiending until i order takeout and feelin bad about mesself.
5) so many kinds of rice! and congee! and porridge! and roger ebert wrote a book of semi-weird rice cooker recipes that i like alot.

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

you guys probably shouldnt be eating any of these

Lamp, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

don't get a talking one. it'll start bip bip bipping whenever you get a phone call. also, more importantly, it talks to you unbidden.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

and for all of you that make hot perfect rice every time my hat is off to you, because i am maybe 60% good rice, 20% great rice, 10% overcooked and 10% undercooked.

*but this might be b/c i make a lot of different kinds of rice

remy bean, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

this thread has reminded me that I've been putting off buying a rice cooker for far too long.

thanks thread!

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

you see that button that says 'timer' on the rice cooker? we have it programmed so that it finishes making rice about 10 minutes before dinner time. put the rice & water in there in the morning, come home to perfect rice. so simple~~

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

Bought 10 lbs. of this last week, made my first batch today:

http://kodafarms.com/images/pkg_krose.gif

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

oh man you gotta rinse those.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

no wai

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

waiting for steve pasta to get here but true heads know that the best japonica rice in all of the world is grown... in japan, and never ever exported. I have a friend who lived in japan for 2 years and still speaks in hushed towns about the mythically good white rice he had on the regular in japan.

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

I made the first pot without rinsing as a baseline to see how it would turn out. Obv since it's short grain I'm after a degree of stickiness in this stuff, and won't be sauteeing first like with basmati.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

rice cookers are also perfect for making steel-cut oats! (& w/o the hassle of your saucepans turning into miniature barnacle caves)

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

waiting for steve pasta to get here but true heads know that the best japonica rice in all of the world is grown... in japan, and never ever exported. I have a friend who lived in japan for 2 years and still speaks in hushed towns about the mythically good white rice he had on the regular in japan.

― dayo, Thursday, September 15, 2011 5:07 PM (2 minutes ago)

koshihikari rice from niigata prefecture.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

i tried dumping a can of coconut milk in once to see if it would be make awesome but instead it was oh, it barely tastes like it.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

24 bucks for 4.4 lbs of rice! jeez louise

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

oh god yeah thinking about rice turns me into one of those terrible "when I lived in japan" types, seriously i loved going to different rice shops and having these very serious conversations where i tried to understand the difference between koshihikari and hinohikari, and they'd have bags in a row with little signs featuring photos of the growers and notes about their little farms in chiba or wherever, and when the new rice came in it was this big deal, and, oh, i love rice so much.

these days, for some reason, it is the rice in korean restaurants that sends me into paroxysms of delight.

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

god damn it i want to eat all the rice now

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

it is the rice in korean restaurants that sends me into paroxysms of delight.

dreams of kimchi bokkeumbap & bibimbap

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

according to a friend of mine who used to work in korea, '밥' means not just rice but ALL FOOD.

(i spend a lot of time thinking about rice, as during the period i work on it was the currency in which taxes and bureacratic salaries were paid (not the same as taxation in kind - ppl would sell crops at market to buy rice to pay their taxes with, or grow rice specifically for tax-paying purposes), making famines and shortages even more fraught. also, it is DELICIOUS)

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's the same in chinese - 饭 can mean rice or ALL FOOD

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

and if you ask someone "are you eating rice?" (bap mogoyo?) it basically means "are you doing okay?" because how could you not be okay if you are eating rice!!*

* ok ok one the literal meaning of idiom isn't really all that enlightening but still

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

i would 吃 all this 饭

michael s. jackson

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

(nb i probably have the korean wrong, it has been a lot of years since i studied it and also we were never taught anything that might have been useful in everyday conversation)

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol it's the same in chinese too xp

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

one of my coworkers is an absolute crazy insane foodie, she took me to a restaurant and she only allowed me to order one dish: egg over rice.

sounds simply boring ya?

but this was the bestttttestestestest egg produced in all the world, cracked raw over the bestteeststestsestest rice in all the world.

it's hard to convey to most people how exquisite that singular small meal was.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

and it was only $8 or $9 which in Japan is surprisingly reasonable, esp when dealing with premium gourmet level quality.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

i can't really imagine eating that without some slices of the bestesteest hot dog in the world on top. was it only served there?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

there was a place in HK that sold a plain bowl of steamed premium rice from japan for about $5

never got around to trying it

just before I left HK my foodie friend told me about a site that had just started importing high quality japanese rice (maybe they smuggle it off the island in cigarette boats) to HK. and about the existence of a $500 rice cooker. never tried it though.

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

the most memorable rice dish I've had was black squid ink rice at an okinawan style restaurant in HK - I'm sure the real thing in okinawa is much better, but even the HK version was really good!

http://static2.openrice.com.hk/UserPhoto/photo/1/YG/006T10989BE7104DA071D1m.jpg

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

There was a place on Mott Street in NY which iirc was called Rice that had awesome black Thai rice. It was sorta sticky and just amazing.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

whoa... dayo's pic looks more basque than okinawan (straight up Arzak in fact)... looks incredible.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ULaNU.jpg

idk what this dish is or where it came from but I would eat all this black rice

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

I would too as long as I knew what those sour patch kids looking things on top were first.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

i would have sushi with all this black rice

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

just to make sure I'm being fair, the best potatoes I've ever ever had were in peru

http://nissa.ger-nis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/variedades_nativas_500.jpg

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

the sour patch things are most likely dried shrimp xp

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://therecipedex.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Purple-Potatoes.jpg

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

woah! those are wild

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

I use those a lot, but unfortu they tend to turn white when cooked

remy bean, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachamanca

^^ had this a few times... potatoes & other food items are buried with hot coals for a fixed amount of time and then unburied and eaten. it's a science as to how hot to make the coals, the coal to food ratio, the duration of the time you leave it in the ground. mmmm

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2583418041_f1b24769f0_z.jpg?zz=1

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

I would eat all these potatoes

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

peru not only has the widest variety of tubers (which all potato varieties are a subset of), but also the widest diversity of seafood of any country in the world (lol galapagos?). did not have a single bad meal in peru. also where i first ate rodents and camels.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

what is camel meat like?

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

haha I had deep fried guinea pig in peru

yeah the ceviche I had in peru was out of this world

also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chu%C3%B1o

wow!

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

I only do not recall with fondness the peruvian custom to drink their beer at room temperature. ugh

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

the best potato is a fingerling potato btw. just roast and maybe sprinkle a little sea salt on top.

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 26 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for potatoes! Love sweet potatoes and I can eat a baked potato everyday for a week or two. I actually did for lunch when I worked. It was only $1 at the Wendy's across the street. It got to be a thing with my co-worker and we'd get all giddy once 11am came around and would go get one together at 11:45. Usually did this the last two weeks of the month.
White rice and brown rice just even when mixed with something get old fast unless it is Mexican rice. I can eat that everyday.
I love pasta made from quinoa in a pesto but otherwise, down on pasta. No, I take that back. I do love Mexican vermicelli but can't eat it anymore.

*tera, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

pasta, duhh, cant believe this is a thing

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

two of these things are basically vegetables, pasta is civilization

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

Tatties ftw

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

pasta is civilization

Wheat, rice and potatoes all require rather involved manipulation as cultivars.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

blah blah blah

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

Winter wheat? Separating wheat from chaff? Building and maintaining rice paddies? Figuring out which potato will thrive in what Andean microclimate? These are all as involved as making pasta. (Btw, voted pasta)

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Tatties, hold the neeps, and the humidity, why isn't it FALL yet? I want to want to eat potatoes.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't realize at the time last week that I was making a poll too tough for me to vote in. I love all three so much.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Potatoes are kind of great for the versatility but they're kind of dull, they're at their best when they absorb the flavour of something else. Voting pasta. Would have voted for bread if it were an option.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

dunno what kinda pasta you people are eating that is such a party-in-my-mouth explosive taste sensation compared to spuds.

ledge, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

gnocchi

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

Really good quality pasta tastes good in its own right, like really good quality bread does. A potato is basically a potato.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

What? WHAT? You... NO!

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

They do NOT.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, I mean that potatoes do not all taste alike, not at ALL. Plus the texture of the starch is affected in such vital ways by the cooking time and temp and the handling. There's magic in a perfectly creamy bit, in which the cells separate perfectly without turning breaking open and turning sticky.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

otm. anyone who's ever enjoyed a big plate of just chips, or mash, or freshly boiled new potatoes, knows this to be true.

ledge, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

heaven is a cold roast potato.

ledge, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Cold potatoes are revolting.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

tell me about cold pasta...

ledge, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

cold sesame noodles

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

I had fingerling potatoes this weekend from some friends' garden. They were so good they needed only salt and some thyme.

Also, cold potatoes in a mixed salad are delicious.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Cold soba w/sesame and diced scallions and a touch of sesame oil and maybe some tofu... NOM

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

I have to be on a gluten free diet and it blows! It isn't easy finding great tasting gluten free replacements. Key word- great tasting! I have only found one brand of gluten free pasta worth the price and that is actually tasty but they don't make gnocchi which was a favorite of mine.

Then don't get me started on bread or pizza crusts. Udi's makes a decent bread once toasted but it's not like a tasty artisan bread or focaccia or anything scrumptious like that.

When I had a stove the diet was easier because I was able to make tastier gluten free food. Now that I travel my options are limited to what is out there, already made. I find myself dying for a hotdog, a slice of pizza or a hamburger. Eating out can get frustrating and when I crave sweets, hard to satisfy. Hoping to try a dedicated gluten free bakery and pizza place in Baltimore.

This is a real medical issue, I would never have chosen to make life more difficult than it is by deciding to go on a restrictive diet. People who go gluten free and don't need too...why? Life is short, eat a cream puff and a really messy hot dog and have gnocchi for me please!

*tera, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

You can live on a diet of nothing but potatoes.

McDougall Newsletter for April 2002

One landmark experiment carried out in 1925 on two healthy adults, a man 25 years old and a woman 28 years old, had them live on a diet primarily of white potatoes for 6 months (A few additional items of little nutritional value except for empty calories -- pure fats, a few fruits, coffee, and tea -- were supplemented in their diet).  The report stated, “They did not tire of the uniform potato diet and there was no craving for change.”  Even though they were both physically active (especially the man) they were described as, “…in good health on a diet in which the nitrogen (protein) was practically solely derived from the potato.”

See also The International Year of the Potato, 2008

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.followmefoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Empire-Chinese-Cuisine-Dim-Sum-11.jpg

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you needed cabbage to supplement the potatoes; for vitamin C.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

Potatos evidently have enough C to prevent scurvy, the only vitamin they completely lack is B12 (at least when the the soil is washed off).

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Vitellottes:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Vitelotte.jpg/800px-Vitelotte.jpg

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Badische Schupfnudeln:

http://www.bookofyum.com/recipes_v2/images/recipepic_1046_1175101242_1.jpg

(Potato noodles from Baden)

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

they look goood. kinda just because they look like someone made soldiers from potato cakes, but still. i am shopping in a while, i might pick up EVERYTHING YOU NEED to make something delivers a potato + rosemary combo.

mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

i made some delicious cold soba noodles for lunch because of this thread
thanks ilx

(w/sesame oil + seeds, edamame, sriracha, scallions, pickled ginger, and some raw baby spinach because those are the things i had)

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

As lovely as it is, pasta, when all is said and done, is just the same old durham wheat presented in a myriad of different shapes. Potatoes and rice both have more variety in terms of innate flavors. Potatoes are more adaptable than rice, but if I had to eat just one of these two staples every day for the rest of my life, it would have to be rice.

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

for the record, i object to the idea of noodles being categorized as pasta.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

or categorized with pasta, whatever.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

I differ. He should have used noodles generally as a starch or asked wheat, rice, potato.

Aimless, you philistine! Different pasta shapes affect the taste and the way they carry sauces and other add-ons!

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

Badische Schupfnudeln

omg

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

It's spätzle made out of potatoes! <3

Still, pasta.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

He should have used noodles generally as a starch

This was my intent, though poorly presented.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Monsieur White, I am altogether cognizant of this quality of pasta and its variegated forms, but I consider that the various add ons and sauces are not inherent, but exigient, phenomena, and therefore only hypothetical and not of primary consideration when making this decision.

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

Aimless, you philistine! Different pasta shapes affect the taste and the way they carry sauces and other add-ons!

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:54 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

I would really like a study done on this. spaghetti-o's win, right?

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

voting pasta cause its my favorite starch for eating AND cooking

i make a mean rice pilaf but otherwise am woefully inconsistent. pasta is easier imo

worship someone who actively despises you (m coleman), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Depends on the sauce or what you're putting in it, dayo

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

what's the best pasta shape for picking up chunky tomato sauce?

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

but I consider that the various add ons and sauces are not inherent, but exigient, phenomena

Rice maybe served plain but it is almost always eaten in conjuction w/something else, like bread to a Frenchman. Potatoes may be eaten unadorned if need be, but I have never seen a potato loving ppl serve them that way if they have their druthers and whether it's broth or sauce or meatballs or whatever, if we're going to platonize pasta/noodles, they should be considered with and not without whatever inevitable else they'll be served with even if it's just salt and butter.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

dayo, maybe penne or orrechiete; some kind of pasta where the chunks can snuggle. Finer sauces are better with finer noodles like spaghetti or fettucine. I'm very far from being an expert and most of my Italian cooking is vegetables.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Which is funny, because every mom in the USA for the last 50 years has put chunky tomato sauce and/or bolognese sauce over spaghetti.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

In the interests of full disclosure, M. White and I have "a past" and philistine is not the worst he has called me. (scowls at M. White, bares teeth, growls)

Furthermore, I am quite happy eating plain brown basmati rice as a side dish and do so fairly often.

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

chunky tomato sauce w/ spaghetti is such a lose. I'm always left with a big puddle of sawce.

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

I would eat a plain baked or roasted fingerling with just salt if it was of good stock to begin with

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Real bolognese isn't very chunky and as with their pizza, Americans sauce too much.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I would eat a plain baked or roasted fingerling with just salt

Did this last weekend. It was delectable.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

That puddle of sauce is the payoff, if you have a nice garlicky crust of bread for dipping/wiping.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Real bolognese isn't very chunky and as with their pizza, Americans sauce too much.

otm x 3

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

if you have sauce left other you either had too much sauce or not enough bread

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

man it is rare that I have spaghetti with bread

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

this is a relevant thread btw

PASTA SANDWICH

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

I like sauce better than pasta. The sauce (plus cheese) is the GOOD part, the pasta is just a vehicle for it.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

Dayo, maybe use a potato?

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

mashed potatoes and tomato sauce... with pasta. has this been attempted before??

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

I like to like my pasta and I mistrust any dish where its so smothered that it's just a vehicle. I've been eating a lot more whole wheat pasta and soba recently, too.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

mashed potatoes and tomato sauce... with pasta. has this been attempted before??

Some college dorm, surely

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

More than any of these, though, I eat bread (for cheese) and I'm really liking farro a lot these days.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

can pasta handle sweet as well as rice can? never fond of pasta in ice cream/jelly.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

There's no need for any sweet starches, that's what ice cream is for.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

sweet noodle kugel

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

The very idea of it repulses me.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

sweet noodle kegels

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

There's no need for any sweet starches

my coconut rice pudding disagrees completely

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Rice pudd totally grosses me out. So does flan, for that matter, so does that classic French dessert with carmelized sugar on top, so does any vanilla-and-egg flavored smushy thing.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://epicute.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/oeufs_costarde.jpg

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

i did the pasta tasting menu at babbo once and they had an amazing pastry-like sweet pasta dessert dish

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't think that jimmy fallon ice cream with potato chip balls in it would be yummy, but it was. but spaghetti in my horchata...? nope.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck I don't want to be all Cpt Lorax and try and make a choice in this poll 10 mins too late, so have to choose now.

It's potatoes vs rice/risotto for me here. Rice/risotto is the food of Gods, and I couldn't choose between those two as a mere eating commodity. So, thinking of my grandparents who busted their asses during famine trying to cultivate and reap potatoes, I will vote that, in honor of them.

(but no man ever take away my risotto from me...)

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Hoping for a 3-way tie tbh

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:30 PM (1 week ago)

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

me too. i think i voted for pasta but i literally live off of all 3.

some dude, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

so wrong

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

huh that was weird. I saw the results before the System posted.

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

it's obviously the potato

conrad, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

Slightly surprised.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

tubers 4 lyfe

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/3/31/Swamp_Thing_Vol_2_43.jpg

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm a potato partisan but but this showing for rice is ridiculous

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

It got my vote.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

WmC: Coconut rice pudding sounds really yummy. That is one thing I forgot, you can make sweets from rice but not potatoes, unless it's that sweet potato, brown sugar thing I am not a fan of.

*tera, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah WMC I know you posted the coconut rice pudding recipe once before but I don't remember where. Pls link again?

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

weird i thought ilx would go for rice big

some dude, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

I think I started from this one --

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Coconut-Rice-Pudding-109236

-- but fiddled with it and made it a bit easier. Basically I use 2 cups of cooked rice, 4 cups of milk, and a can of Coco Lopez cream of coconut, with a pinch of salt. Simmer together low and slow for 30-40 minutes until it's thick, add the vanilla at the end, as well as a bit of cinnamon if you like. Looking at some other recipes online, I might leave out the cinnamon and throw in a small chunk of fresh ginger while it's cooking next time.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

potatoes (not good plain)

― remy bean

this is some crazy talk! you are obviously not putting enough salt in your boiling water. plain rice/pasta, even salted, doesn't have the depth of flavour that a plain potato has.

just1n3, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)


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