Would an independent Scotland be a pround member of the family of nations, or an impoverished backwater with a shortbread-based economy? Would it stick with sterling, adopt the Euro, or create its own new currency? Would Alex Saldmond set up reeducation camps in the outer Hebrides? Would the Orkneys secede from Scotland? And what would be the consequences for the rest of us in these islands if Scotland left the UK?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
England down the toilet
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
Will the national animal of independent Scotland be a west highland terrier - and if so, a white or a black one?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
Seriously though(?), not going to happen
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
Scotland would be alright til the oil runs out don't you think? Unless the King of Sweden starts getting ideas.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
Will the national animal of independent Scotland be a west highland terrier
The Speug
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
if we could take a time machine and make scotland independent 40 years ago and have all those years of oil revenue spent on a population of just 5 million people and i could be living in a norway-esque land of prosperity and enlightenment it would be classic. as it stands i really don't give a fuck whatsoever and probably won't vote. altho i might be so blazé about it because my girlfriend lives in vancouver and i don't think im going to be living in scotland for too long.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
also yeah it's def not going to happen. a third at best are in favour of independence in any poll ive ever seen. salmond obv will try and make it as vague as possible to maximise yes votes but even so.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
classic but aint gonna happen (yet)
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
but what about.... DEVO MAX??
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
hopefully it will lead to more powers for Holyrood though. If labour campaign against that then they will be cutting their noses off to spite their face.
xp hah!
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
Devo Max ftw if the Tories + Liberals (turncoat bastards) allow it
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
if there is a vote and it's a no then i wouldn't expect another vote in our lifetimes tbh.
devo max sounds good to me. i would prob vote for that.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
Lib Dems cannot possibly vote against more devolution, can they!??!?!??!
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
and only people in scotland should be allowed to vote, big tam (connery not d) doesnt live here so he shouldn't be allowed to vote.
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
what about non-Scots living in Scotland?
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
they live here they should have their say
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
would be nice if there was a positive debate on it rather than the scare tactics of the type the media are running now.
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
there is absolutely no chance of a positive debate because no one is actually arguing honestly and being real about the actual practical consequences, people are being guided by whatever nationalist feeling, scottish or british, they ascribe to and prognosticating an elysian/dystopian future for scotland should it become independent depending. disingenuity, hysterics, propaganda, and shite. and we've probably a couple of years of it to stomach.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
aye
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
and afterwards the gloating
ive actually heard people talking about needing passports to get into england and i know there's gonna be no end to the shite peddled
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
id bet the result is at least 80% in favour of staying in the UK
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Any time salmond comes on the tv my mum shouts at him. i dont think she even understands what any of the parties stand for. She just "voted labour all my life always will" but doesnt even know why.Sadly thats the level of debate in scotland
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
id expect about 70%
salmond polls terribly with women.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
he is a bit of a shouty, bully boy dick whenever he debates with a woman so that might be it.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
An independant Scotland is quite likely to bear a strong resemblance to today's Scotland, but just a wee bit more so.
― Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
Salmonds smugness puts a lot of people off
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
this is the standard of debate by the labour party in scotland sadlyhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-16576255
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker),
this is not such an extreme suggestion though and certainly passport checks would be significantly less of a hassle than changing currency, right?
― jed_, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
i means passport checks are the least of anyone's worries.
― jed_, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
eh, schengen-esque situation would probs be easy to sort out.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
it's almost as if political parties pitch their campaigns at the lowest possible common denominator
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
not like that high-minded theoretical debate about the "give the Lib Dems more votes" electoral system last year
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
Classic. If only because of never having to endure another Tory government that another country chose for us.
― scotstvo, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
If only because of never having to endure another Tory government Maggie Thatcher that another country chose for inflicted upon us.
fixed
― Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
strikes me that the whole thing hangs on the currency. There are three choices, obv: 1. Keep Sterling, 2 A Scottish currency, 3. the Euro.
1. would be bad news because a) monetary policy would be set for England, and Scotland's economy has already suffered more than once from that and b) there'd be no lender of last resort for its dodgy banks
2. A lot of this would depend on how much UK debt an independent Scotland inherits, but either way it's really not clear how attractive a Scottish currency would be to the markets, and unless they tried to peg it to some stable currency (which comes with a shitload of its own problems) there's a fair chance it would just collapse.
3. Isn't a given, would be worse than 1 in terms of monetary policy, and also lol Euro.
Trying to go it alone from scratch is pretty plucky, but especially so when all the markets are bigger than you. What does it mean to be "independent" if your fiscal policy is going to be dictated by one of the Bank of England, the ECB or the international money markets?
It's too late to settle the scores of the 1970s, let alone the 1700s. Unless it's going to adopt some seriously isolationist policies Scotland would very much more likely be better off with devo max.
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
Full fiscal autonomy, sometimes referred to as devolution max[1], devo-max,[2] fiscal federalism,[3] independence lite,[4] or independence-minus,[5]
rather like yr currency choicee, u have a choice of bad terms
― nakhchivan, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
re the "keep sterling" choice, there's no suggestion that the rest of the UK would accept that. under a conservative govt. it's extremely unlikely beyond an initial grace period.
― jed_, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)
the UK wouldn't really have any choice -- Sterling's freely traded. It just wouldn't have to support the banks/act as a lender of last resort.
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
What does it mean to be "independent" if your fiscal policy is going to be dictated by one of the Bank of England, the ECB or the international money markets?
isn't this a question generally applicable to vast swathes of countries now, including eg. every Eurozone state not called France or Germany?
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
i say this because in some ways i think that exactly what makes Scottish "independence" viable is the death of the nation state as a serious thing
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, it really does. I suppose at least in the ECB case you theoretically get some sort of a say in policy, which is better than the other alternatives. (Setting aside the horrible systemic problems of the Euro.)
But the voice Scotland has in the UK is much larger than the voice it would have in the EU.
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:51 (fourteen years ago)
That was an xp
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)
ok i see, stet, i can't get my head around that (which is not so surprising considering that salmond isn't actually telling us anything).
― jed_, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)
Well, all it needs to do to adopt the pound is say "the currency of Scotland shall be the pound Sterling", accept the pound for payment of taxes, and pay its own debts in the pound. If it needs to raise money, it can sell Scottish government bonds at whatever rate the market sets, and it can buy Sterling on the money markets if required.
What it can't do is basic central bank stuff, like set an interest rate to control inflation or provide stimulus. It can't print (or do QE) either, so it can't inflate. It also can't be a lender of last resort, so if the RBS goes bankrupt again, the Scottish government wouldn't be able to save it, unless it happened to have enough cash (or could borrow enough) to do so.
Salmond's an economist, so he has to know all this. I can't decide if his pronouncements are disingenuous because he hopes few enough people will care, or if he wants this so badly he's pretending it's not true.
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)
thanks for the explanation. basically it forgoes most things that form the basis of the thrust for independence in the first place then?
― jed_, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
exactly, yeah.
― stet, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
i say go for it, it worked fucking wonders for us
― modric conservative (darraghmac), Monday, 16 January 2012 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
Devo Max seems like a pretty obvious winner if it's a three way vote. What I don't get - and I'm probably being thick/missing the point - is, surely if it's included as an option then this will split the 'yes' vote and make independence even less likely? Does wee Eck know this, and is he just using full independence as a sort of red herring to gain more power for holyrood? I guess this is pretty unlikely given his zeal, but I can't really work it out otherwise..
Even if I know bugger all about all this, I find it quite exciting.
― sktsh, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
cameron's said he'll only countenance a yes/no all-or-nothing vote iirc
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:14 (fourteen years ago)
Devo max splits the no vote more than the yes vote. Polling suggests majority of Scots against independence, but would vote for Devo max. Having both questions rules out the status quo having a chance of winning.
Interesting what happens if 60% vote for independence and 80%vote for Devo max. So much depends on the wording.
― stet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
Ah, that makes sense!
― sktsh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:51 (fourteen years ago)
...and probably sums me up. But hey I've lived in England for a while now so maybe self-interest plays a part in that.
― sktsh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:53 (fourteen years ago)
Is he trying to break up the Union or he just a pig-ignorant Toryboy cunt? I don't know why the Labour Party would support restricting the referendum to yes/no (obv. the Lib Dems have no choice/ principles), other than the fact that Salmond makes them shit their pants.
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:42 (fourteen years ago)
he's trying to force through a BINDING yes/no vote that he knows will result in "no"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:08 (fourteen years ago)
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Thanks for that :-)
Having lived in Scotland for nearly six years now, my impression is that, understandably, Scots don't like posh Toryboy Englsih cnuts meddling in Scottish affairs, so Cameron's current bullying tactics will only push some undecided voters towards full independence. I'm sure Cameron is aware of this, but I can't quite work out why he's doing it (secretly wants to break up the Union? Hates Salmond beyond all reason or common sense?) I'm not a huge fan of Salmond myself - he seems like a zealot, and a xenophobe - but I wld never underestimate his political savvy (nor wld I underestimate the total fucking uselessness of the Labour Party in Scotland, and England.)
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:10 (fourteen years ago)
He knows it? I think, for once in his life, Cameron might consider being a little less cocky.
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)
Kellner had a good post on the voting permutations yesterday: http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/peter-kellner/four-ways-to-cook-scotlands-referendum
I like how Condorcet seems to be like the Rock Paper Scissors of voting systems.
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)
tom d. apparently it's pretty open and shut that any vote on full independence will lose i.e. polls have hovered around 35% in favour for years
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:23 (fourteen years ago)
Think you'll find they've crept up since Cameron stuck his oar punt in
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:24 (fourteen years ago)
given that you don't need passports to go from Ireland to the UK, the needing a passport to cross the inner British border would be unlikely.
Unless Scotland joined Schengen, of course. But Scotland would be unlikely to join Schengen, for the same reasons Ireland didn't (viz not wanting to make travelling to and from the UK a hassle and not wanting to have to fortify border with UK).
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:14 (fourteen years ago)
sure Cameron is aware of this, but I can't quite work out why he's doing it
no more Scottish MPs = Tory majority in Westminster forever?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:15 (fourteen years ago)
... that's not actually true, living in England it just seems that way
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not sure of this - when Ireland had parity with sterling the Bank of England did not operate as our lender of last resort, at least I don't think so.
From the Irish experience, sticking with sterling raises the mildly inconvenient prospect of Scottish notes not being accepted in the UK even though UK notes will still be accepted in Scotland. But don't Londoners sniff at Scottish banknotes already?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:18 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know, possibly Cameron is convinced he can walk on water. He's so used to slapping round Little Ed in front of a bunch of braying yahoos in the Commons, and getting Clegg to debase himself and his party has proven to be a cakewalk so maybe he just thinks Salmond is more of the same.
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:22 (fourteen years ago)
when Ireland had parity with sterling the Bank of England did not operate as our lender of last resort, at least I don't think so.
Yes, that's what I'm saying -- the UK wouldn't have to operate as Scotland's lender of last resort, whatever they decide to do.
That said, Ireland didn't stick with Sterling -- the punt was a separate currency that was just pegged to Sterling until the 1970s. What Scotland is talking about doing is just continuing to use actual Sterling.
― stet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:23 (fourteen years ago)
the mildly inconvenient prospect of Scottish notes not being accepted in the UK even though UK notes will still be accepted in Scotland. But don't Londoners sniff at Scottish banknotes already?
... they do more than sniff, they sometimes don't accept them and I imagine trying to pass a Scottish banknote in Little Ottlesby-by-the-Marsh or wherever wouldn't get you far. I think we had a discussion about this before on ILX, Scottish banknotes are not legal tender in England but then neither are English banknotes, only coins are legal tender and have to be accepted
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
Out of interest, what would the UK be called if Scotland weren't part of it?
― ailsa, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:28 (fourteen years ago)
xp
only a limited amount of coins and only in payment of certain kinds of debt. a shop, of course, has no obligation to trade with a customer at all.
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:28 (fourteen years ago)
AngloMax
The Queen would still be our sovereign, so the Kingdom would still be United, I assume
I was wrong..
Bank of England notes are legal tender in England and Wales and are issued in the denominations of £5, £10, £20 and £50. English banknotes can always be redeemed at the Bank of England even if discontinued. Scottish and Northern Irish bank notes are not legal tender in any part of the United Kingdom.
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:29 (fourteen years ago)
Scottish and Northern Irish bank notes are not legal tender in any part of the United Kingdom.
LOL, yeah, thanks for that guys
Scottish and Northern Irish bank notes aren't backed by anything tho? They're the equivalent of Disneyland fun money or something.
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
maybe Scottish bank notes cd be backed by the RBS oh wait
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:33 (fourteen years ago)
They say Sterling on them... maybe as a tribute to Sterling Morrison, Glasgow having more Velvet Underground albums per household than any other city in Europe
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:34 (fourteen years ago)
at the moment it is the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland (I think). I suspect rump UK would be called the United Kingdom of England, Wales, and Northern Ireland, UK for short.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:30 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know why the Labour Party would support restricting the referendum to yes/no
because the Scottish Labour party pathologically hate the SNP and see them as the 'enemy' and not the Tories. Any defeat for Salmond would please them. Despite cutting their noses off etc.
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
In a Scottish context, the SNP are the Labour party's main enemy.
If Scotland did become independent, its politics would be a bit strange. Three left or centre left parties taking up almost all the votes, and a tiny right wing party waving its "we're here too" flag. This is a bit odd for somewhere that has an economy heavily based on financial services (and shortbread).
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)
Cue blah blah blah posts about how the Liberals and/or Labour are not really left or centre left.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:52 (fourteen years ago)
Scottish and Northern Irish bank notes aren't backed by anything tho?
I hate to break it to you, but the Bank of England went off the gold standard in the 1920s, so English bank notes are not backed by anything either.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:53 (fourteen years ago)
You missed out the SNP. Have you seen where there parliamentary constituencies are? You think Moray, Perth and North Perthshire, Banff and Buchan are hotbeds of socialism?
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)
Tories are the second placed party in 4 out of the 6 SNP Westminster seats
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
"polls have hovered around 35% in favour for years"
i'm guessing pro independence people are probably significantly more likely to get out and vote. i'd say we're perilously close to saying yes to this madness.
― jed_, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
it is true that since the UK government went off the gold standard Sterling has been a purely imaginary currency, tbf
― the smell of Whiney's cheap perfume (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:31 (fourteen years ago)
Is Paxman on drugs or something?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
I know fuck all about the local conditions.
What's motivating Cameron to make this an issue?
― Lava lamp, Thursday, 26 January 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Gus O'Donnell. The Civil Service. Osborne. Until a couple of weeks ago Cameron thought Scotland was some place up north where his friends go to do some grouse shooting once a year.
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)
I remember reading about how some Scottish people were annoyed because Paxman referred to Burns as a writer of doggerel. I thought.... mmmm.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
tbf i think Paxman was on drugs or something
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
― The New Dirty Vicar
whether or not you agree with that as a description of his work it was in step with several jibes he is known to make at scotland in general, the most notorious being his comparing the preponderance of scots in westminster to british rule of india. a very enjoyable experience for me was watching him on "who do you think you are?" crying when he found out his great, or great great, grandmother had been a destitute glaswegian. take that paxo, you cunt.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
Paxman's talent for zinging scumbags is frequently mistaken for genuine positive genius by a chunk of the chatterati, but i've rarely seen evidence of his towering intellect.
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
Would this in any way affect the 2012 shooting schedule of Doctor Who? I think that's probably the most important consideration...
― Frobisher (Viceroy), Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 26, 2012 8:32 PM (38 minutes ago)
rarely have i seen the word never more unfortunately elided
paxman is a cunt, a doughy minded lowland british shithead, and i hope he distends so i can call him a fat cunt
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
I just watched part of that. Wtf?! Paxman comes across as a total twat.
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
plue sa chonge
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
Cameron launching his campaign to break up the Union
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)
First Rangers, now the United Kingdom... what fresh hell awaits for Unionists?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 10:33 (thirteen years ago)
SO glad that other people hate Paxman. Dude is a fucking bully.
― owenf, Thursday, 16 February 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
LOL stupid pic on BBC site
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58536000/jpg/_58536850_014020987-1.jpg
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
man i could murder a bowl of porridge
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
When the oil runs out the porridge will still be, uh, flowing
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
snp's campaign should be to get everyone drunk before the poll and play them "letter from america".
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 22 September 2012 08:05 (thirteen years ago)
Poll date: 01/01/2014, 1am-4am
― stet, Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
Apparently the unionist campaign better together think this is a good reason to vote no to independence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asD_fBJeEg4
wee dugs and sausage rolls. I bet thats convinced you noo..
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)
tbf i'm pro independence because fuck england, i don't seriously believe there are many compelling arguments on either side
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
a piece & sausage sure isn't one though. Honestly is this the level of discourse we're reduced to in this country though? I dread to think what this guy is a student of.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
what next? a fight between chips n sauce , chips n curry sauce or chips n gravy?
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)
You should poll it.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
dont want to start a glasgow vs edinburgh war
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)
i'm afraid you're gonna see arguments at that kind of level throughout the campaign, exactly the same as the stupidity during the AV vote in Britain, because pro politicians and PR firms have nothing but contempt for humanity
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)
anyway, curry and chips or gtf
all the schoolkids in Hamilton have chips n curry sauce for lunch as the tabac at the railway station sells it (open 24 hours if you want some). None of them talk as much pish as Ryan or Better Together.
And NV is right, politicians always treat us as morons. But thanks to the likes of Ryan its no wonder.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)
btw nv did I ever tell you that a supporters club in Forfar I think it was sold a roll and mince?I await the Dictator Salmond Will Ban A Roll & Mince headline from The Daily Record.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)
you can't even get a decent pie at a ground any more
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)
I heard the Killie pie is extortionate
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)
(brown sauce or ketchup on your pie?)
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)
didn't used to have either at a match but i'll have brown at home, i'd rather have nothing than ketchup on a pie
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)
scotch people say this and English people say this amirite /votes furiously
― stet, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-condemns-brutal-bedroom-1714231
fuck willie rennie
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)
better thegither
― conrad, Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)
the possibility of people being forced to move into private accommodation and then receiving more housing benefit is brain boggling but i'm sure the whole thing will aggregate out as a spending cut so who cares where the money goes eh?
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
oops wrong thread
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/05/07/ian-smart-poles-and-pakis-twitter-scotland-_n_3229038.html?1367933169
http://i.imgur.com/KbFYkOp.png
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)
Can imagine what he was trying to do there, but... I mean even if he'd put big 32pt quote marks around it, even then.. Jeez!
― sktsh, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)
Suspect this dude wd be pretty chill with 100 years of tories in any case, as long as Scottish labour could maintain its little fiefdoms.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)
"Better 100 years of the Tories than... my shoelaces coming undone when its raining"
"Better 100 years of the Tories than... my internet connection being a bit slow for half an hour"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)
http://ianssmart.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/three-tweets.html
Now, you can agree or disagree with that sentiment and, with the benefit of hindsight, I should have put the words "Poles and Pakis" in quotation marks for it is clearly a sentiment I was ascribing to others.
― you say potatooles (onimo), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)
ah, apologies that apologize for nothing, my favourite kind
― Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
"As an imperialist, class-based state, the UK is poorly equipped to meet the divergent needs of its constituent nations in this rapidly transmuting world. Scotland and England both deserve better, as do Wales and Northern Ireland. Whether the change to facilitate this comes from the 2014 Scottish referendum or not might be important to Scots, but is almost irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. The point is that it will happen. The Union Jack is the increasingly shrinking fig leaf that strives to cover the growth of an English nationalism and consciousness, which is visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands over the last thirty years. And that, in a post-imperial world, is how it should be, and probably how it has to be. The problem that the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish have to face, is that they have no place at this party, and neither should they: it just isn’t a great deal to do with them."
http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2013/01/10/irvine-welsh-on-scottish-independence-and-british-unity/
― neilasimpson, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
the growth of an English nationalism and consciousness, which is visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands over the last thirty years
Uh, really?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)
you querying the 30 years bit?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)
anyway "that, in a post-imperial world, is how it should be, and probably how it has to be" = lay off the smack, son
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)
lol he wrote a book about heroin addicts
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)
More the "visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands", does he mean those plastic St George's flags?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)
you don't notice a hint of assertive little Englanderness anywhere in public life of late?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)
maybe just a suggestion that there are a few English people who regarded themselves as a separate and, dare i whisper it, a favoured nation?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands" is a bit much
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)
well so's the implication that nationalism is great even when it's as pigheaded and ugly as the English variety but i'd stopped taking him serious by then
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
I never took him seriously in the first place!
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/15/scottish-independence-amazing-referendum
― Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 15 September 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)
People of the north, it's time to choose. English? Or Scottish?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/01/scotland-vote-yes-scottish-independence?CMP=twt_gu
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)
The guy writes with that breezily chummy style that bugs me so much on comment is free... but he's actually really good at it, and it makes all the difference.
The idea seriously makes sense as well.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/poll/2014/feb/26/poll-british-flag-scotland-independent
Clearly 7 is the best.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)
5 would make a good techno album cover, but not national flag.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)
8, 9 and 10 are hilariously bad. 5 is awesome.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)
I like the scandinavian simplicity of 2
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)
1 looks like a tea tray you might find at your gran's house.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)
Anyway my support for 7 comes from the fact that if we're going to live in an anachronistic monarchy we may as well have some hardcore medieval looking shit on our flag.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
I'm embarrassed not to know this, but where does the yellow come from on those flags?
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)
Don't say dog piss
The Carling vomit littering the streets of our fair coastal towns.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Saint_David (also explains the black.)
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)
it would be pleasing if there actually was some black in the union jack
― ogmor, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
oh thanks merdeyeux! seems like 12 would be the most sensible option then, but with black instead of blue
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
On a similar note here are some early designs for the Union flag from I guess the 17th Century.
http://www.sovereignty.org.uk/features/articles/jacks.jpg
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)
Anyway my support for 7 comes from the fact that if we're going to live in an anachronistic monarchy
Don't forget Scotland's going to be part of the same anachronistic monarchy after independence
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
And I fully expect their flag to be an image of the Queen enjoying a can of Irn Bru.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
you can check out any time you want
― The Buzzing of Summer Tweets (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
That won't leave Rangers' fans with very much to sing about to keep their spirits up
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
12 but black instead of blue
― conrad, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
Oh no, just what we dont need in the referendum debate http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/orange-order-may-stage-pro-union-march-on-eve-of-scottish-referendum.24188536
Apparently they also have a campaign called British Together
― ۩, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)
Darling losing his cool here
― paolo, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)
i would be watching but stv player is knackered. what am i missing?
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
Not much. Salmond's voice is a bit more nasal than I remember but I'm not holding it against him
― paolo, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
would an independent scotland have shit streaming?
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
There are some dodgy looking individuals in the audience there
― paolo, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)
Salmond seems to be trying to stare Darling down
― paolo, Monday, 25 August 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
And he's doing his thing of walking out from behind the podium again
― paolo, Monday, 25 August 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)
idk just kinda feel its unseemly all this demanding independence from the Brits without yknow actually yknow, v unceltly imo
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 25 August 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
Audience seems to be mostly pro-independence
― paolo, Monday, 25 August 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)
It's balanced, it's just the No side aren't making themselves heard. Interesting, that
― stet, Monday, 25 August 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)
eck much better this time around i thought
― sktsh, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
Classic
EU >>>> UK
― paolo, Friday, 24 June 2016 08:12 (nine years ago)
Except last time round the assumption was England would be in the EU. Now have to choose trading partner: England or eurozone?
― stet, Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (nine years ago)
So classic that I believe Scottish voters should have voted for it first time. Salmond is saying the second Scottish independence referendum should happen within the next two and a half years, which I think is very likely.http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/1819E/production/_90081789_eu_ref_results_map_promo976.png(map in the middle is the actual result - blue = leave, yellow = remain)
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:17 (nine years ago)
god, remember when nationalism was awful and only a Tory would want to secede from the UK? crazy times
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:45 (nine years ago)
Scotland wanting to stay with a broader group of broadly enlightened neighbouring countries is not traditional 'nationalism', though
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 24 June 2016 10:09 (nine years ago)
What are the maps on either side?
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 24 June 2016 10:30 (nine years ago)
Remain % and Leave % - the darker the colour the higher the percentage.
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
Scotland's first minister has said a second independence referendum is "highly likely" after the UK voted to leave the EU.
Nicola Sturgeon said it was "democratically unacceptable" that Scotland faced the prospect of being taken out of the EU against its will.
She said the Scottish government would begin preparing legislation to enable another independence vote.
Scotland voted in favour of the UK staying in the EU by 62% to 38%.
The UK as a whole has voted to Leave, prompting David Cameron to announce he would stand down as prime minister by October.
At a news conference at Bute House, Ms Sturgeon said the Scottish cabinet would meet on Saturday to discuss its next steps.
― paolo, Friday, 24 June 2016 10:52 (nine years ago)
Nicola Sturgeon has a valid point. Why go down with the ship when you can take a few steps and get back onto relatively solid ground?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 24 June 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
bump
― stet, Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
^
― conrad, Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
we need to be independent because we're better together in the eu iirc
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:00 (nine years ago)
hope the independence brigade has the guts to use "better together" as their slogan
― conrad, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:08 (nine years ago)
that would be amazing
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)
HA
― stet, Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)
I am so done with this happening again already.
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 15 October 2016 08:52 (nine years ago)
How amenable would the rest of the EU be to admitting Scotland? I would guess that Spain would veto pretty much anything and an independent Scotland stuck outside the EU is surely a disaster waiting to happen.
Inside the EU is an entirely different prospect obviously. Why go through the hassle of moving your headquarters from London to Frankfurt or Berlin when you can move it to Edinburgh or Glasgow and actually retain a lot of your staff.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 15 October 2016 09:06 (nine years ago)
it would be so righteous if it worked which is reason enough to think it never will
― Master Ballsmith (ogmor), Saturday, 15 October 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
spain's horror of separatist condonation surely lessened somewhat by the prospect of brexit recalibration - at least they could pretend it created an entirely different situation. if you subscribe to the idea that the eu is keen to punish the uk and as a signal to any future waverers then they might consider rolling out a red carpet or implying that that could happen for a scotland so keen to remain in the eu that it would be willing to leave the uk with which it so recently renewed its vows
― conrad, Saturday, 15 October 2016 10:47 (nine years ago)
Voted no last time, would vote yes this time. I kind of hope the referendum options are switched this time, so as to bother all the folks who still have 'yes' posters/buttons etc.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 15 October 2016 10:58 (nine years ago)
Would vote "yes" if everything was switched so it was the same as a "no" last time?
― michaellambert, Saturday, 15 October 2016 11:48 (nine years ago)
No, I would vote for independence this time. Which would be no if switched. See, isn't this fun?
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:12 (nine years ago)
My wife was born and grew up in Scotland (with English parents) and has gone full circle from pro-union to heavily pro-independence since June. I suspect the Yes campaign would win comfortably this time around barring some extremely tough talking from the EU.
Idly wondering if I could pick up some kind of spousal EU passport if I don't live in Scotland and have minimal intention of doing so.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 15 October 2016 12:40 (nine years ago)
See, isn't this fun?
― michaellambert, Saturday, 15 October 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
Voted no last time, would vote yes this time.
same, assuming that we could stay in / rejoin the eu
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)
Legitimately considering the logistics of temporarily moving back home to vote yes next time. I still don't reckon independence will win though,polling doesnt suggest that brexit has precipitated a shift
― *-* (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 15 October 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
Brexit and its affects haven't even started yet. Once Brexit has happened it might change if yes can make better arguments than last time.
Also Labour are unlikely to be 10 points ahead in the polls if indyref2 does happen.
― Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 15 October 2016 21:37 (nine years ago)
I spoiled my ballot at the referendum because I couldn't vote in favour of independence and I couldn't bring myself to show any complicity with the current government. But I think were it to happen tomorrow I would vote against independence.
I think the SNP are doing so well by virtue of mere competence. The popularity of Corbyn shows that there is a mass appeal for left-leaning politics but Labour simply seem unable to get themselves together enough to do something - anything - that speaks to the people of Scotland. So it's been remarkably easy for Sturgeon to make the right noises without having to jostle against anyone - and the right noises in the current political climate are so alarmingly basic, all the SNP has to do is show themselves to not be a party for frothing racists and rich tax evaders and they're riding a wave of popularity. And the SNP has done some great work recently - what they've done for LGBT education in schools as well as care leavers has been really welcome. But a lot of it is emotional open goals. Mhairi Black might have chapped every door in Paisley and shown that you can be a young woman in a old man's world, but every time I see her speeches shared on Facebook I can predict exactly where they are going, and "look after old people" isn't exactly a politcally risky rhetoric.
What the SNP have done - brilliantly - at Westminster is withhold support on a lot of key issues that affect not just Scotland but the UK. I think that's such a vital thing. Without the SNP using their position to make life difficult for the Tories I think things could be a lot worse, not just for Scotland. The popularity of the party south of the border speaks to that too. I don't think it's right that we turn our backs on the people down south who are getting fucked over by a Government determined to strip them of all opportunity and security just because of an arbitrary line in the map. Social solidarity doesn't end at Gretna Green. The Yes campaign will argue that they want to build a better and fairer society - but who is that fairer for, exactly?
The other problem I have with the Yes campaign is that it wants to be all things to all people. When I was leaning towards Yes, I still had concerns and questions because, like most things, the issues aren't simply black or white. But when you dare criticise Yes or ask questions, you're portrayed as a snarling traitor to the cause. But the questions are still legitmate: how can we have a fair society when someone like Brian Soutar is pumping in all the financial support? How can we have Green policies if we're planning to make our money through oil?
And this isn't just in my little worldview of the ~100~ people on Facebook who discuss these things and the people I work/socialise with, it's everywhere. I know comment boxes and Twitter brings out the worst in everyone but I felt like in the original referendum something was very different (that's on both sides, of course). Every time BBC Scotland shares a story about a political development there's those little boxes trying to make people like me feel disgusting and abhorrent. Regardless of intent, that's what nationalism does: it divides into Us And Them. And I simply don't think denying people the wonderful things we have, we can do, simply because they aren't one of Us, is fair. UK Nationalism has become very ugly very quickly since Brexit. It scares me.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 07:45 (nine years ago)
also something that has always stuck with me is that in this thread (or maybe another one) paolo posted about the actual voting figures and burst open the myth that Scotland is completely against the Tories: their percentage of seats may be low but their vote share is higher than that suggests and I think it's dangerously complacent to equate a Yes victory with a Tory wipeout.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 07:48 (nine years ago)
booming posts - totally agree
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 October 2016 08:09 (nine years ago)
The SNP is not especially popular South of the Border, in fact I think they're fundamentally mistrusted and Salmond himself comes across as fundamentally shifty. Sturgeon herself is pretty well respected though but the SNP have a uniquely easy time of it as far as current political parties go.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 16 October 2016 10:16 (nine years ago)
xxxp great post. I voted yes but with reservations last time, briefly became a hardcore yes supporter after the EU referendum and now I'm back to being a yes supporter with reservations. It'd be nice if there was some kind of arrangement that would allow Scotland to stay in the EU and the UK
― paolo, Sunday, 16 October 2016 12:43 (nine years ago)
Their popularity down south is hard to gauge north of the border. The Yes campaign will be quick to tell you that the BBC is biased far beyond reasonable fairness on the issue of indyref, and while it's indisputable that they dropped the ball on eg coverage of protests and rallies in Scotland (by giving them none) the problem is now that any time the BBC gives them any kind of criticism - in line with the criticism any other party would get - social media is quick to claim bias. This also assumes that people get their news from only one source and that they are too stupid to critically engage with their sources, which I don't believe is true. STV meanwhile might as well admit the S stands for Sturgeon.
The personal problem I have with the whole thing is that literally every single person I know is in favour of independence. So it's hard to measure that perspectice bias against the real world.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
the visceral dislike of salmond in certain (perhaps mainly southern) English quarters that have no particular qualm with sturgeon is v mysterious to me
― Master Ballsmith (ogmor), Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
Salmond is very dislikeable person. No matter where you live. Where did this idea that SNP have any sort of popularity in England come from?
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
around the time of the last election I remember lots of left-liberal guardianista types in England saying they wished they could vote for the SNP or that England had an SNP style party, I don't think they're very representative though. mixture of resentment + grudging respect probably more typical.
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
worst manifestation of SNP "popularity" this side of the border has to be anti-Corbyn Labour types arguing for a "progressive English nationalism"
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)
Sturgeon did well in the TV debates and gave the impression of a step away from Salmond's type of grandstanding populism. Also Sturgeon managed to give the impression that she actually gives a shit what happens to people south of Berwick.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
I'll repeat my accusation that salmond stole a handful of chips from me in the 90s - without asking! Then when he found out we were seventeen so couldn't vote he fucked off. I do, however, love sturgeon. Maybe the most capable politican in the country. But I don't kid myself that her policies are the result of ideological commitment - they're stances assumed for another goal. If Scotland was fascist she would be criticisizing England for not letting Scotland deport foreigners.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 16 October 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)
I've heard some big ifs in my time but that one takes the prize.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 16 October 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
ffs dowd
― Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)
There is a difference between "no Trident on our doorstep" and "no Trident ever." There is a difference between "free school meals for all" and "free school meals for those who need them." Both policies strike me as populist moves rather than commitment to the ideas implied by their surface-level gestures.
I think dowd is just using an extreme example to make the point: SNP policy often seems to exist simply to counter the status quo.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
when the status quo is so repellent i'm not sure that's much of a problem
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
Xp What's the point of making that example though if It's nonsense. I don't understand the point you are making with regard to the trident dichotomy. Nor the other one either. Nor do I understand that you are praising actions of the SNP in affecting certain policies - the key thing Is that their influence is extremely limited in Westminster - the times where scots can make a prioity of solidarity with friends in england are long gone in the face of where we are now and where we will end up, which will be much worse. it makes no sense to call the Anglo Scottish border "arbitrary" - the thing about borders is that they are aren't arbitrary (unless they're running though deserts and connecting two contested points and the EU referendum polling result %s around that border to see that the line is anything but arbitrary.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
Show that that line is*
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
I mean, the fact that every single area north of that line voted to remain belies your claim that the border is an arbitrary line.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
Well, I didn't think it was controversial. What's important to the SNP is Scotland's will, and that Scotland's will is being overruled. The content of that will isn't important.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
It's hard to see how a left wing SNP would function in a right wing Scotland.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
the fact that every single area north of that line voted to remain belies your claim that the border is an arbitrary line.
I don't follow that - borders have an effect, they don't just exist. the drawing and redrawing of every one of them is arbitrary but having been drawn of course they can seem to make some sort of sense and become self-reinforcing.
― conrad, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
If the SNP were committed to a resolve against nuclear weaponry then they could do more than say "not on our doorstep." They can reap the benefits of the populist move but it doesn't translate into their pro-NATO membership stance which has been in place since 2012. Similarly, if the SNP were serious about raising people out of poverty then they would be offering free school meals to the most disadvantaged. Free school meals to everyone is a vote-winner, but it doesn't actually redress the imbalance caused by the root issue.
the times where scots can make a prioity of solidarity with friends in england are long gone in the face of where we are now and where we will end up, which will be much worse
I don't believe this is a one way direction, or at least I don't believe it has to be. We may have a limited voice in Westminster but we can do more by being there and speaking out as a voice for 60 million than we do speaking out for 6 million. I can understand and appreciate that self-interest is a good reason to support independence but I don't feel comfortable with the moral stance that we do more by turning our backs on our neighbours rather than helping them. The response to that is obvious - they voted for it so they can deal with the consequence - but it's not like the people who need the support (eg the disabled people being told they aren't too sick to work) are actively voting for the policies that ruin their lives and I'd rather be able to work towards helping those people than insulating our own culture.
We managed to elect a UKIP representative despite the complete lack of party presence here. I wouldn't be confident saying we're as different as we seem.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
(my own political awakening was embarassingly late so if someone could explain how the SNP managed to shake off the Tartan Tories label in the Salmond era that would be interesting)
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
it's been a while I think tartan tories was before thatcher the poll tax tory toxicity in scotland thus the imperative of rhetorical distance then devolution new labour providing them with a ready-made space to fill and their taking the opportunity
― conrad, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
Nobody under 50 says tartan tories
― Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)
― conrad, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:10 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
An excellent point which I take it on board but I'm not sure we're saying different things merely that I expressed myself inadequately. I do contest that these drawn lines are arbitrary- they very rarely are - but yes, you are right that borders can reinforce and exacerbate divisions but this hostility is less sharp in the borders and in fact the hostility between unionists and independents, while still mild on the whole, is probably sharper in areas far from the border in for e.g. Aberdeenshire or even Shetland. Or even in Glasgow with the idiotic and depressing Catholic and Protestant hostilities.
I was actually a potential no voter until two months or so prior to the referendum and my switch to Yes was quite extreme (and remains so) which may say more about my mental state and less about political logistics.
Re: My friend, boxedjoy's stance that it needn't be a one way street, that the situation may change, that we can do more as 50 voting voices for 55 million than we can for 6 million is something that, at this point, I simply do not and cannot accept. I think this is breaking point. We all exist in these social media fuelled bubbles and obviously I feel more solidarity politically with NV or Matt DC, among others, than with many of my neighbours but Westminster feels fucking toxic rn and I don't think that is a two-way street that will change or become better for scots at any time in the future. Scotland really does feel like another country now. It's done.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 17 October 2016 01:22 (nine years ago)
Or even in Glasgow with the idiotic and depressing Catholic and Protestant hostilities.
Yeah, let's pin that one on Glasgow.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 08:34 (nine years ago)
Sturgy is a big beast on Twitter.
― nashwan, Monday, 17 October 2016 09:35 (nine years ago)
yes for me too it doesn't feel like a "two-way street" in any productive or meaningful way and it's frustration with that and my feeling about the general direction of the uk (I feel like it isn't good, that it's bad) that makes me a scexiteer
(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) do you imagine that anyone thinks glasgow invented catholic and protestant hostilities? or do you think that catholic and protestant hostilities don't exist or aren't significant in glasgow?
― conrad, Monday, 17 October 2016 09:38 (nine years ago)
... and elsewhere.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 09:52 (nine years ago)
Anyway I don't think of it in terms of "Catholic and Protestant hostilities" so much as anti-Catholic bigotry. Which is about as Scottish as you can get.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Monday, 17 October 2016 09:56 (nine years ago)
at this point in time i wouldn't ask anybody in Scotland to remain shackled to the hateful dying mammoth that is Englishness tbh
― legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 October 2016 10:18 (nine years ago)
i really just feel a great sadness about a divorce that can probably no longer be stopped: irreconcileable differences etc
i live in hackney, pockets of gentrification and hipsters notwithstanding, a still-poor london borough that has voted reliably left since time immemorial*, is one of the most multicultural urban areas in europe and was one of the biggest remain voters blah blah yay hackney
losing the scottish left bloc leaves the poor and the non-white in london even more exposed, and the reliable inner city left vulnerable to the ethic and social cleansing that is already happening -- i don't blame scotland for looking to itself! but i would resent any hint of "fuck hackney" that i heard (i can't really imagine it here obviously, but, well, there are definitely twitter cybernats capable of this kind of yell…)
my observations re the snp are a) there is a definitely political divide between its support (esp.recently) and its institutions b) nicola sturgeon is probably the most gifted UK politican active today, not least because so far this divide has not really manifested in any kind of public tension, and much of this is down to her leadership c) is the divide as great as that between labour party members and the PLP? hard to say, because of said non-manifestation d) wee banker eck is the very picture of a neoliberal (embarrassingly close to both RBS and murdoch) -- of course he is no longer in charge (and this is significant) but it is the party he built and at some level still partially reflects that e) in a decade's government at holyrood the snp was by no means as obviously left as (i) its rhetoric then and now and (ii) its supporters consider themselves (probably correctly: my closest non-ilx friend who is a convert to independence after a liftetime's scorn is a enthusiastic castroite communist f) so the divide -- currently masked by the situation, which sturgeon is playing well and others not so well -- probably IS nearly as big as labour's, tho not of course exacerbated by decades of mutual proximity and hostility g) the snp is a small party in parliamentary terms, with impressively tight discipline -- this will probably take them in and through the indie vote very effectively; afterwards is quite another matter… but by then hackney will no longer be able to help out, really :(
*ie since a time when calling the snp tartan tories was just the truth -- the snp is where the scottish tory vote went in the 60s and 70s
― mark s, Monday, 17 October 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)
i think i used to see religious conflict (and yes, generally in the form of anti-catholic bigotry) in the west of scotland as some kind of self-explanatory toxic given, but now when i return and encounter it i feel completely at a loss when it comes to having any understanding of it. the obvious element of people with no particular religious commitment and no particular political commitment suddenly having vast reserves of both when it comes to e.g. the question of unionism is absurd but explicable in the typical prejudicial othering manner, but when in most aspects of everyday life catholics and protestants are seamlessly integrated it seems to come down to some baffling inchoate bigotry towards friends, family members, husbands and wives, which i just cannot get my head around.
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 17 October 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)