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flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

guys don't make passes
at tupperware classes

flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

if you can't pick a zit with it, don't get upset with it

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

a three-legged man needn't suffer the runs

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

i was gonna but

flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it's pretty annoying. maybe i delete it.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

the passing of a sixteenth bishop occurs only on a waxing crescent

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

the truth whispered from god to bjork will come to truth when the krill grow legs

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

it is what it is, a zit

textile in thighville (get bent), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

You've seen one hongro, you've seen them all.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 February 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

putting the kart before the mario

rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)

if you've never had it, you can't say you've never had had it

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

the oily baby never sleeps

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

thread of this guy

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Cartoon%20Network/Ed%20Edd%20&%20Eddy/Rolf_300.gif

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

clean linen oft hid a pissy mattress

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

hmm that's scrutable tbf

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

you've got to lick it before you click it

plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 March 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)

a stick in the guts is easier than a kick in the nuts

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:37 (thirteen years ago)

absent friends make for bigger rooms

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

if spring is a hat, then summer is a cape

Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)

The third harvest of the year often withers the scythe.

aonghus, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:48 (thirteen years ago)

bricks make the brother

Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)

why buy a book when it's springtime in Shanghai?

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)

otm

ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:56 (thirteen years ago)

People who live in glass houses should not grow trees

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

A bird in the hand is worth it.

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

Be Patient: God loves a ciggie.

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

There are more things in your bag than there are in that dude's knapsack.

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

Painting is next to Cleethorpes.

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

Going Commando is a bad idea in a good invasion.

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

I could do these all day, but I shall stop with one I actually heard one small boy say to a small girl.

"My dad says your mum's stupid"

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

the yolk of oppression is yellow as the sun and as runny as the nile

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

Many a fan has been fluttered in the face of an owl

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:37 (thirteen years ago)

If you want the butcher's best, be gracious to your guest.

ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

[You're] as predictable as a wooden book.

(actually heard someone say this once)

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

Shepherds' pats on your cheese slats

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

Morning is showing picture of a pony to a milkman.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)

A mug from a place you've never been/is sure to catch the whole world's sin.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

you don't stifle a fart by holding it in, but by destroying the source of the methane

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

The tweaking midwife always spills the bongwater of the expectant mother.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)

If you can't trust a man, then you surely can't leave your house

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

A fart a day can make your troubles seem square.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

If you want to win, make your opponent sleep backwards

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Wear a scarf in the summer? Someone barfed on your mother.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago)

"Just because it rhymes
doesn't mean it's true"

Mark G, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago)

step on a crack, call the council.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago)

talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.

how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.

how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

New friends sit on your lap
Old friends give you dap

how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

it takes a rabbit to scare a miser

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

forgotten memories are priceless, but lifelong regrets are free

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

a snake in the purse is worth the curse

cwkiii, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)

this is called money bags

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

Be aware of your feelings when you feel first strongly.

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

Forget the things you hold most dear, for antlers have no memory

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

You never get it right until you get it wrong right.

katsu kittens (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

"This fermentation can cause the common symptoms include diarrhoea or loose motions, wind and abdominal bloating and discomfort."

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

live like you're vacationing when home, and live like you're home when vacationing

chinavision!, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

that one is good, it's like SOOOO close to meaningful

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

My Penis is untimely.

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

You can't find your way back to shore with a breadcrumb trail.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Don't save your best wine for a storm.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

Dressing rags impresses the ragpicker.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

Dammit. Dressing in rags.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

never hesitate on the stairs when you could be sleeping on the floor

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:10 (eleven years ago)

the cloud you see is brighter than the sun you don't

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:16 (eleven years ago)

the turd in your hand becomes earth once you flush

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:22 (eleven years ago)

no one ever went broke by robbing a dice game

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:25 (eleven years ago)

it's not the size of the dog in the fight / that keeps the neighbors up all night

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:30 (eleven years ago)

it takes a shooting star each day / to make a degree in Astronomy pay

we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)

Last people don't come nice

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:52 (eleven years ago)

A rich man doesn't string his own cello

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:56 (eleven years ago)

sweet froth at night/angel delight
sweeth froth in morning/porridge shite

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:35 (eleven years ago)

don't step to the beat that gives you crossed feet

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:58 (eleven years ago)

Indoor shoes are no match for soft floors.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)

it is better to have manned a wall than to have walled a man

I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

Amanda Wall

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

life is a lossless format — you can't resample a memory!

macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 14:23 (ten years ago)

A spent penny is worth more than a pound.

mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (ten years ago)

A marriage vow has no poetry

Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (ten years ago)

A lost cause is its own reward.

The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (ten years ago)

Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (ten years ago)

nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (ten years ago)

Ask a lost traveler for a map on a dare, reader beware

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:12 (ten years ago)

The wayward stripe oft pockets a solid

Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (ten years ago)

Your ace in the hole is the hole in your ass.

The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:46 (ten years ago)

To see Harpo Marx is to see Oprah W rammed aside.

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:57 (ten years ago)

The turtle of capitalism is painted on the face of the recidivist.

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (ten years ago)

To work constantly is to pick up the bayonet!

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (ten years ago)

A revolutionary action starts with a tiny weed.

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:59 (ten years ago)

Once a toast, always a bread.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:00 (ten years ago)

The bosom of shame has milk for those who will drink it.

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:02 (ten years ago)

Two Garys don't make a Robert.

The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:10 (ten years ago)

A ceiling is only as high as the shortest man that can't get into the building.

mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (ten years ago)

Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (ten years ago)

a knife in the back is worse than two in the kitchen

Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:20 (ten years ago)

You can't spell "abort" without art and b.o.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (ten years ago)

Fear the reaper and swaddle the tweaker.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (ten years ago)

Holler in a hole, kill your mother's soul.

Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

Behind every great person is a people's front

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:23 (nine years ago)

When rich men weep the mountains grow steep.

Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:28 (nine years ago)

Its easy to be a knocker, its harder to be a door

Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:31 (nine years ago)

better a pennyworth of timber than a mountebank for a cousin

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:32 (nine years ago)

It is the fool who pulls the stray thread; the wise man tucks it up under.

weatheringdaleson, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:38 (nine years ago)

Just because tomatoes grow in the dark, doesn't mean a dog will.

Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:39 (nine years ago)

the only thing more true than change is the changing of truth

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)

which way which will

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

he who breaks bread keeps his head

posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

you can't unsuck a dick

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:54 (nine years ago)

neither fake nor inscrutable

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:56 (nine years ago)

A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush.

The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:02 (nine years ago)

When you're young you only have left friends.
When you're old you barely have friends left.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (nine years ago)

--Winston Churchill

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:48 (nine years ago)

many a sweet poon was splayed on an old piddle

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (nine years ago)

^ too good to leave in sandbox tbh

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (nine years ago)

King Kong rationalised his risk, and look what happened to him!

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 07:58 (nine years ago)

Nothing is plastic once it's worn

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 11:36 (nine years ago)

A moth to a flame makes a sane man lame.

how's life, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Every fight about work is a fight about fighting about work.

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:19 (nine years ago)

Ain't no party like the Democratic party cause the Democratic party has pizza rolls

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:52 (nine years ago)

Bees knees are overrated.

Mark G, Monday, 28 December 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)

When the beast kneels, the feast begins!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:02 (nine years ago)

demi lovato and wilder valderrama's dog 'spawn' died, he was fez on tv

del griffith, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)

Show me a person that understands fractions, and I'll show you a really neat piece of ice

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:06 (nine years ago)

A really neat piece of ice doesn't last forever, so try to get other people to look at it while it still exists

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)

as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)

if you're not going to wash it, don't expect anybody to eat it

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)

when a banana loses its peel, it gains what it lost in elasticity

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)

a real man doesn't see with his eyes - he dances with them

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (nine years ago)

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to explain what was so neat about a piece of ice that wasn't documented properly before it completely melted

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (nine years ago)

When passing through a dark moment in time, one must always remember to bring a flashlight. and the right batteries for the flashlight.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:15 (nine years ago)

don't step on a crack
Or Aunt Jemima will no longer be Black

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:16 (nine years ago)

the worm turns easier through an apple

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:22 (nine years ago)

An owl in the hand doesnt give a hoot.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 05:02 (nine years ago)

Even a toad avoids a sleeping rat.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:25 (nine years ago)

The owl sings the other birds to sleep.

When the rose is in the arbor, the ship stays in the harbor.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

Fool me thrice: neat piece of ice!

Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

Pontius Pilate
Would have been a Pirate
But for want of an "Rrrrrrr!"

Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)

When the rose is in the arbor, the ship stays in the harbor.

Is this about sex?

jmm, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)

what do you think?

Three pennies are enough to gild a pig.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)

If I whine, I am pine
If I purr, I am fir
If I creak, I am teak
If I crash, I am ash
If I screech, I am beech
If I lurch, I am birch
If I spoke, I am oak

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 1 January 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)

if it's long, bulbous and thick
make sure it's zucchini
and not a dick

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 1 January 2016 21:37 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

You can't burn a fork.

how's life, Thursday, 4 February 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)

Yawn at the dawn
Be right at the right

Ad h (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

when the heedless boar disturbs the beehive, many oxen suffer also

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 5 February 2016 22:06 (nine years ago)

Dead Libyans make poor allies.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 22:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

broderick f (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 February 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

blood doesn't pool in a broken limb

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

if foxes had orchards, assholes would work

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:39 (eight years ago)

No one will appreciate your really neat piece of ice, so enjoy it on your own terms, alone

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:13 (eight years ago)

^ pithy!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:15 (eight years ago)

Over the years I have learned much from the cube

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 05:35 (eight years ago)

When a loved one dies, don't be sad
Cos you can take their stuff

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:58 (eight years ago)

Always listen to your parents
And get a stenographer to write it down
Then later in life, when they're on their deathbeds
Body them with their lies

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:59 (eight years ago)

and take their stuff

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:59 (eight years ago)

an ex-gf was incredibly funny w these (she used to do them in the voice of steve earle's character in the wire) but i cannot remember any of them because none of them made enough sense to remember. just remember not being able to breathe.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:03 (eight years ago)

men seldom make passes, much like inert gases

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:19 (eight years ago)

find a penny on the floor
Ned Beatty will come through your door

Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:20 (eight years ago)

If you can't see the forest, you can't hear the tree.

Zachary Taylor, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:37 (eight years ago)

Bodhidharma would have been all over this thread

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 30 September 2016 07:29 (eight years ago)

When the wind blows, the wind knows

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:00 (eight years ago)

One sweater, never better
Two or more, your father's a whore

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:04 (eight years ago)

Red sky at night, shepherds' delight
Red sky in the morning, horrible morning

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:10 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

You dont react to the shark, you react to the other fish in the shoal

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:47 (five years ago)

remember, when your pants are down around your ankles- that's the time to pull your socks up

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:48 (five years ago)

when you're in a crater, stop gravitating

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:50 (five years ago)

No need to make any up, literal translations of extant proverbs from other languages will suffice. To wit:

'Whether you like it or not, drink up the holy water, Gregory!'

'Placenta ahead, war backwards.'

'Like the Turk and his gun.'

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:55 (five years ago)

Hm, let's see, reckon you can work out what at least one of these is meant to convey

The dog doesn't catch the mouse
Three monks have no water to drink
One turnip, one hole
The candle illuminates others, yet destroys itself
Nine cows and one cow hair

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:56 (five years ago)

Or the classic "people mountain people sea"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:57 (five years ago)

first there is a people then there is no people then there is

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:59 (five years ago)

if you are a big tree you have a small hand

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:59 (five years ago)

happy knife, happy life

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:13 (five years ago)

Only a pony rolls a blank stone

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:58 (five years ago)

win at bingo, watch yo twin go

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (five years ago)

a hand in the bush is better than being bankrupt

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (five years ago)

seek not riches, seek out bitches

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (five years ago)

sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you just have the peanuts

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:00 (five years ago)

win at bingo, watch yo twin go

― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yo la tengo

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:09 (five years ago)

life is a marathon, not a snickers

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:09 (five years ago)

there's a mile of shit 'twixt the ox and the abattoir

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:27 (five years ago)

an inch of foreskin, a pound of forebrain
a spoonful of glans, a head full of sense

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:30 (five years ago)

you can't see the moon through a borrowed spyglass

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (five years ago)

We're always a tithe away from theosis.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (five years ago)

It's better to have a swallow at the table than a stallion in a stable

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:38 (five years ago)

two burnt cakes does not one unburnt cake make

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:39 (five years ago)

Two whereabouts do not a what make.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (five years ago)

A whale can't see its own tail

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (five years ago)

A sack of shit is always too heavy

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (five years ago)

↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (five years ago)

you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (five years ago)

A spoonful today will taste ok
A spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (five years ago)

a chandler never askses
an axeman where his wax is
an axeman never quandaries
where a laundrer keeps his laundries

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (five years ago)

Refrain from peeing through a keyhole
And putting keys inside your peehole

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (five years ago)

boil the lance before lancing the boil

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (five years ago)

^vg

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (five years ago)

four months pass...

If your butt feels sour, use that internal power

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

four months pass...

even a watched clock never boils

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (four years ago)

A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.

pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse

Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (four years ago)

clean arsehole, clean mind

calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (four years ago)

two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (four years ago)


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