not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun: BEST COMEDY FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD (CLOSES FRI MARCH 23)

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NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED

Now is the time to champion your write-ins and rep for your long-shots. We encourage you to discuss and hype, but please don’t post ballots or lists of movies. NO SPOILERS PLEASE

Vote for a max of 50 comedies, minimum of 20.

Assign points on a 1-50 basis: 50 points for your number-one comedy, 49 for your next-favorite comedy; etc.

Please submit in this manner:

ROFL Movie – 50
LOL Movie – 49
The Champ – 48

and so on.

Movies with the most points win.

Nomination list posted below.

Please e-mail ballots to lolgbcw AT gmail.com

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

10
1941
10 Things I Hate About You
24 Hour Party People
27 Dresses
3 Men and a Baby
48 Hours
9 To 5
A Bucket of Blood (Corman)
A Chinese Ghost Story
A Christmas Story
A Day at the Races (1937)
A Foreign Affair
A Hard Day's Night
A midsummer night's dream
a mighty wind
A New Leaf
A Night at the Opera (1935)
A Night in Casablanca (1946)
A Nous La Liberte
A Private Function
a serious man
A Shot in the Dark
A Taxing Woman
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
Ace in the Hole
ace ventura
Adam's Rib
Adaptation
Addams Family Values
Addicted to Love (Griffin Dunne)
Adventures in Babysitting
Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
After Hours
Airheads
Airplane
Alfie
All of Me
Amadeus
American Beauty
American Graffiti
American Movie.
american pie
American Psycho
america's sweethearts
An American Werewolf in London
Anchorman
Angoor
Animal Crackers (1930)
Animal House
Annie Hall
Any Which Way You Can
Apple Dumpling Gang
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
army of darkness
Arsenic & Old Lace
arthur
As Good As It Gets
At the Circus (1939)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Auntie Mame (1958)
austin powers
Babe
Babe: Pig In The City
back to school
Back To The Future
bad santa
Bad Taste
Baghead
Ball of Fire
Bananas
Barking Dogs Never Bite
barton fink
batman 1966
Batman and Robin
Be Kind Rewind
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Bedazzled (1967)
Bedazzled (PCook version)
Beetlejuice
Being John Malkovich
Being There
Bell, Book and Candle
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
Best in Show
BETTER OFF DEAD
Beverly Hills Cop
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Big
Big Deal on Madonna Street
Big Man Japan
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Billy Liar
billy madison
Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss
Bio-Dome
bitter moon
black cat, white cat (Crna macka, beli macor)
Black Dynamite
Black Sheep (2007 New Zealand film)
Blades of Glory
Blazing Saddles
Blue Velvet
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Bob Roberts
Bombshell
Boogie Nights
Boomerang
Borat
Born Yesterday (1993)
bottle rocket
Boudou Saved From Drowning
bowfinger
Brain Damage
Braindead/Dead Alive
Brand Upon the Brain!
Branded to Kill
brazil
Breakfast At Tiffany's
The Breakfast Club
Brewster McCloud
Bridesmaids
Bring It On
Bringing Up Baby
Broadcast News
Bull Durham
Bullets Over Broadway
Bulworth
BURGLAR
Burn After Reading
C.H.U.D. 2
Cabin Boy
cable guy
caddy shack
calmos
Camelot
Cannibal the Musical
Cannonball Run
Careful
Carry on Screaming
Carry on up the Khyber
Casino Royale (1967)
cat ballou
Catch-22
CB-4
Chameleon Street
Charade
Chicken Run
Christmas in July
Christmas Vacation
Chupke Chupke
citizen ruth
City Lights
Class of Nuke 'Em High
clerks
Clifford
Clue
Clueless
coffee and cigarettes
College
Comfort and Joy
Coming To America
Cops
Crime Wave a.k.a. The Big Crime Wave (John Paizs)
Cul-De-Sac
Curly Sue
dark star
Dawn of the Dead
dazed and confused
Dead Alive/Braindead
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Death In Brunswick
Death Race 2000
Death to Smoochy
Deconstructing Harry
Defending Your Life
Delicatessen
Demolition Man
Die Hard
Diner
Dinner at Eight
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Dirty Work
Divorce Italian Style
Doc Hollywood
Doctor Detroit
Dodgeball
Dogtooth
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Down By Law
Dr. Strangelove
dragnet
Drive (Hiroyuki Tanaka)
Drop dead fred
Drunken Master 2
Duck Amuck
Duck Amuck
Duck Soup (1933)
Dude, Where's My Car?
dumb & dumber
Earth Girls Are Easy
Easy A
Easy Living
Eat Drink Man Woman
eating raoul
Ed Wood
Eegah!
Election
Elf
Ella Cinders
Emir
Emperor's New Groove
Encino Man
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
euro trip
Euro Vacation
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex..
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Fancy Pants
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fargo
Father of the Bride (Minnelli)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of a Black Hat
Female Trouble
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fido
Fievel: An American Tail
Fight Club
finisterrae
Fired Up!
Fish Called Wanda
Fletch
Flirting with Disaster
Follow That Bird
forbidden city cop
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forgotten Silver
Four Lions
Four Rooms
four weddings and a funeral
Frankenhooker
Freaked
freddie got fingered
Freebie and The Bean
Freeway
Frenzy
Friday
friends with kids
from beijing with love
Fun With Dick and Jane
Funny Face
Funny Girl
Funny People
Galaxy Quest
Garfield
get him to the greek
Get Shorty
Ghost Town
ghost world
Ghostbusters
Gift Wrapped
Girl Shy
Go
Go West (1940)
God of Cookery
Good Morning (Ozu)
Goodbye Columbus
Goodbye Pork Pie
Gosford Park
grandma's boy
Gregory's Girl
Gremlins 2
grosse pointe blank
Groundhog Day
Grumpy Old Men
Hail the Conquering Hero
Hair
half baked
Hamlet 2
Handle with Care (Citizen's Band)
Hank & Mike
hannah and her sisters
happiness
Happy Anniversary
Happy Gilmore
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
harold and maude
Harvey
Hausu
Hausu aka House (1977)
Head
heartbreak ridge
Heathers
Heaven Can Wait (Lubitsch)
Heaven Help Us
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hello Dolly!
Help!
Hercules Returns
hi fidelity
High Anxiety
High Diving Hare
high society
His Girl Friday
His Picture In The Papers
History of the World Part I
Hobo With a Shotgun
Holiday (1938)
Hollywood Shuffle
Home Sweet Home
homebodies (1974)
Horse Feathers (1932)
hot dog the movie
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
Hot Shots
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Hot Tub Time Machine
The House Bunny
House Party
How to Get Ahead in Advertising
How to Marry a Millionaire
I Accidentally Domed Your Son
I Heart Huckabees
I Know Where I'm Going!
I Love You, Man
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Idiocracy
Igby Goes Down
I'm All Right, Jack
I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka
I'm No Angel
In & Out
In Bruges
In the Loop
In The Park
In the Soup
Inception
Irma la Douce
It Happened One Night
It's a Gift
it's a mad mad mad mad world
Jaanne Bhi Do Yaaron
Jazz Singer (1927)
joe vs the volcano
Joe's Apartment
Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Jump Tomorrow
Junior
kentucky fried movie
Kicking and Screaming (1995)
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Kindergarten Cop
kingpin
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kiss Me, Stupid
Knocked Up
Kull the Conqueror
Kung Fu Hustle
Kusturic
L.A. Story
La Cage aux Folles
La grande bouffe
Lady for a Day
Last Action Hero
L'Atalante
Le Dîner de Cons
Le Grand amour
Le Grande Bouffe (1973)
Le Million
Legally Blonde
Leningrad Cowboys Go America
les tontons flingueurs
les visiteurs
Libeled Lady
Life Is Beautiful
Life Stinks
Lilo & Stitch
Little Murders
Little Murders
Little Shop of Horrors
Living It Up
local hero
Lolita
Long Haired Hare
Look Who's Talking
Look Who's Talking Too
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
Looking for Eric
Looney Runes
Lost In America
Love and Death
Love Happy (1949)
love me if you dare / jeux d'enfants
Love Me Tonight
Loves of a Blonde
M. Hulot's Holiday
MacGruber
machete
Made for Each Other (1970)
mafioso
Major Barbara
Major League
Man Bites Dog
Manhattan
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Married to the Mob
Mars Attacks!
MASH
Maybe... Maybe Not (Sönke Wortmann)
Mean Girls
meatballs
Meet Me In St. Louis
Meet the Feebles
Meet The Parents
Melvin and Howard
Men In Black
Metropolitan
Midnight (1938)
midnight madness
midnight run
Mighty Like A Moose
Million Dollar Legs
Mister Roberts
Modern Times
Mon Oncle
Monkey Business (1931)
Monsters Inc.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Moonstruck
Morgan: A Suitable Case
Mortal Transfer
Mother (1996)
Mr Deeds Goes To Town
Mr Vampire
Muppets Take Manhattan
murder by death
Muriel's Wedding
My Blue Heaven
My Cousin Vinny
My Fair Lady
My Man Godfrey
my name is nobody
My Winnipeg
nacho libre
Naked Gun
Naked Gun 2 1/2
Napoleon Dynamite
Nashville
National Lampoon's Vacation
Network
night on earth
Ninotchka
Noises Off...
Not Another Teen Movie
Nurse Betty
O brother where art thou
O Lucky Man!
Office Space
Oh, Mr Porter!
Old School
Om Shanti Om
One Crazy Summer
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Froggy Evenin
One Froggy Evening
One Week
One, Two, Three
Orgazmo
OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
OSS 117: Lost in Rio
Our Hospitality
Over Artists & Models
Overboard
Parenthood
Parents
Passport To Pimlico
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Phantom of the Paradise
Pineapple Express
pink flamingos
Pink Panther
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
planet terror
Play It Again Sam
Play Time
Playtime
Polyester
pootie tang
Porky's
Porridge The Movie
Princess Bride?
private parts
Problem Child
Problem Child 2
Punch Drunk Love
Putney Swope
Pygmalion
Quick Change
Quoi? (1972)
Radio Days
Raising Arizona
Rat Race
Ratatouille
real genius
Real Life
re-animator
Re-Animator
Red Hot Riding Hood
Reno 911! Miami
Repo Man
Return of the Living Dead
Risky Business
River's Edge
Road House
Road to Bali
Road to Utopia
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
rock n roll nightmare
rock'n'roll high school
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Role Models
Romancing the Stone
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion
Room Service (1938)
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead
Roxanne
royal tenenbaums
Ruben and Ed
Ruggles of Red Gap
Rushmore
S.O.B.
Sabrina (1954)
safety last
Sanjuro
satan's brew
Saved!
Scary Movie 2
School of Rock
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Scream
Scream 2
Scrooged
Serial Mom
Seven Chances
Seven Year Itch
Severance
Shakes the Clown
Shampoo
Shaolin Soccer
Shaun of the Dead
She Done Him Wrong
Sherlock Jr
Shop Around the Corner
Short Circuit
Show People
showgirls
Shrek 2
Sideways
Silent Movie
Singin' In The Rain
Slacker
slapshot
Slaughterhouse-Five
SLC Punk
Sleeper
Slither
Small Time Crooks
Smashing Time
Smashing Time
Smile
Smiles Of A Summer Night
smiles of a summer night
Smiley Face
Smokey & The Bandit
So I Married an Axe Murderer
some kind of monster
Some Like It Hot
Something Wild
Son In Law
Son of Paleface
Songs from the Second Floor
Sons of the Desert
soul plane
south park
Spaceballs
Speedy
Spider Baby
spinal tap
Stay Tuned
steak
Steamboat Bill Jr.
step brothers
Stewart Saves His Family
stir crazy
Strange Brew
Stranger Than Paradise
Stripes
Stuart Saves His Family
Sugar & Spice
Sullivan's Travels
Summer School
Sunset Boulevard
Super Troopers
Superbad
Superman III
Superstar
Support Your Local Sheriff!
Sweet And Lowdown
swept away (1974)
swingers
Symbol (Hitoshi Matsumoto)
Take the Money and Run
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tampopo
Tapeheads
Team America
terrorvision
That Obscure Object Of Desire
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The Adventurer
The Adventures of Picasso
The Americanization of Emily
The Apartment
The Awful Truth
The Bad News Bears
The Bank Dick
The Bellboy
The Big Bus
The Big Lebowski
The Big Steal
The Big Store (1941)
The Birdcage
The Blues Brothers
The Bounty Hunter
The Candidate
The Castle
The Circus
The Cocoanuts (1929)
The Commitments
The Cottage
The Cup (Khyentse Norbu)
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
the daytrippers
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
The Dish
The Disorderly Orderly
The Errand Boy
The Experts
the exterminating angel
The Final Sacrifice
The Finishing Touch
The Fireman's Ball
The Foot Fist Way
the forbidden zone
The Fortune Cookie
The Freshman
The Frighteners
The Front Page ('31)
The General
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
The Girl Can't Help It
The Girl With Gold Boots
The Gold Rush
The Graduate
The Great Dictator
The Great McGinty
The Great Muppet Caper
The hangover
The Happening
The Happiness of the Katakuris
The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
The Host
The Hudsucker Proxy
The importance of being earnest (firth/everett)
The Impostors
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
The In-Laws (1979)
The Jerk
The King of Comedy
The Ladies Man
The Lady Eve
The Ladykillers (1955)
The Ladykillers (2004)
The Last Detail
the last dragon
The Lavender Hill Mob
the life and times of judge roy bean
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
The Life of Brian
the lonely guy
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
The Loved One
The Magic Christian
The Man in the White Suit
the man in the white suit (w/ Alec Guinness)
The Man Who Came To Dinner
The Man With Two Brains
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek
The Muppet Movie
The Naked Gun
The Navigator (Keaton)
the new guy
The Nude Bomb
The Nutty Professor (Lewis)
The Odd Couple
The Old-Fashioned Way
The Opposite of Sex
The Other Guys
The Out-of-Towners (1970)
The Palm Beach Story
the party
The Perfect Host
The Philadelphia Story
The Pink Panther
the pink panther strikes again
The Player
The Producers
The Quiet Family
The Rabbit of Seville
the return of the pink panther
the revenge of the pink panther
The Road to Wellville
The Room
the rules of the game
the ruling class
The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming
The Saddest Music in the World
the simpsons movie
The Snapper
The Strong Man (Langdon/Capra)
The Stuff
the tall blonde man with one black shoe (Le grand blond avec une chaussure noire)
The Ten
the texas chainsaw massacre 2
the thin man
The Toxic Avenger
The Toy
The Trip
The Trouble with Harry
the truman show
The Villain
the waterboy
the wedding crashers
The Wedding Singer
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman
the wrong box
Theodora Goes Wild
There's Something About Mary
Three Amigos
Three Kings
Throw Momma From The Train
thundercrack!
Tillsammans
Time Bandits
Time Cop
Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
tiptoes
To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
To Die For
Together (moodysson)
tommy boy
Tootsie
Top Secret
toto le héros / toto the hero
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Trading Places
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
Troll 2
Tropic Thunder
Trouble in Paradise
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Turner and Hooch
Tweety's S.O.S.
Twentieth Century
Twins
UHF
Uncle Buck
Undercover Brother
unfaithfully yours
Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer
used cars
van nuys blvd
Victor/Victoria
Wag The Dog
Waiting
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Wating for Guffman
Way Out West
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
weekend at bernie's
weird science
Welcome to the Dollhouse
we're no angels
wet hot american summer
what about bob?
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
What's Up, Tiger Lily?
When Harry Met Sally
Where the Buffalo Roam
Whie Christmas
Whisky Galore (aka Tight Little Island)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Who's Afraid on Virginia Woolf
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
wise blood
Withnail & I
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Wonder Boys
Working Girl
World Apartment Horror
World's Greatest Dad
You Can't Take It With You
You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Young Einstein
Young Frankenstein
Zapped
Zelig
Zerophilia
Zombieland
Zoolander

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

the two bedazzleds are the same thing

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks. I'll make sure the vote isn't split.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

also got brain dead/dead alive and dead alive/brain dead

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

ditto bd/da/da/bd

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

there are other dupes, i'm sure you'll figure it out

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

The Born Yesterday nom was for the 1950 one. (At least, mine was. Don't know if someone else nommed the '93.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Confused...I thought shorts weren't allowed.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

i'd buy that for a dollar~

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

I could ask a mod to correct born yesterday. v sorry!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

we already had at least one short on the list when the discussion came up. Some people repped hard for shorts. Most people who voiced an opinion seem to think they don't belong so they're not gonna place.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

no one's gonna vote for shorts so dont sweat it

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

i'm looking forward to 300-post clusterfucks following each wes anderson movie placing

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

lol there are so many great non comedies in the nom list these results are gonna be awful

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

unrelated: i think i'm going to topload my ballot with wes anderson.

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

im def voting for some MOTHERFUCKING WES ANDERSON

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

i forgot until now to vote for the life aquatic with steve zissou but i will certainly vote for it posthaste.

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i def see four or five WA movies making my ballot

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

possibly only eclipsed by the coens

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

obv anyone who's familiar w/ pre-1950 stuff should topload, to dilute the poison.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

obv

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

knocked up is gonna be my #1 tho, sorry

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

splitting all my points between apatow and hobo w/ a shotgun

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, easybait

or as GW Bush asked, "Who cares what you think?"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'll rep for the unlikely it happened one night

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

My ballot is gonna have pre-1950 stuff AND Wes Anderson! I'm a complicated man

Number None, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

I will watch hobo w/a shotgun in the next couple weeks. what else should I watch?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Midnight (1938)

Number None, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Sons of the Desert, all of Keaton and Chaplin's silents

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

obv anyone who's familiar w/ pre-1950 stuff should topload, to dilute the poison.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmar

i love lots of pre-50s comedies, but won't be voting for any, as the past always has this smug look on its face

Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

whaTEVER DA FUCK DAT MEANZ

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

I love it when dr morbius works blue

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

how strickt is best to be abt 'this is not a comedy' on a scale of 1-10

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

7

some dude, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

when toploading sandler don't forget to write in jack and jill

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

yah i was thinking 7 tbh

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

tho a 10 ballot would be p interesting too

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

xps: i kid, my #1 will likely be pre-50s

Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

black and white always seems so dour, i'm voting all color.

omar little, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

an all 1980s 10 ballot maybe is the way to go

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

I hate immaculately crafted films where there are no featured players from SNL

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

My top 5 will v likely be 80s

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot is 100% shade tippin

some dude, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

Wait - maybe not top 5 but top 3 at least.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

I start to laugh and then I ask where did the colors go and then I am sad

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

don't get me started on silent films, what am I, helen keller

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

the main problem i have w/including old movies in this poll is that none of them are funny

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

Animal House is considered and old movie, right?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

i'm tempted to only vote for the noncoms (i don't mean the black and whites, i mean, like, philadelphia stories etc)

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Hm, I don't think I'll have that many pre-50s films on my ballot, actually, though there will be some. Does it make it any more Morbs-friendly if I say that there will be almost no post-2000s films either?

emil.y, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

the main problem i have w/including old movies in this poll is that none of them are funny
― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2012 2:31 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eric H., Monday, 5 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

Make Way for the Awful Truth, laughing boy

i'm tempted to only vote for the noncoms (i don't mean the black and whites, i mean, like, philadelphia stories etc)

not sure how to parse that -- The Phi Story is not a comedy? on what planet?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

be sure to watch the RESTORED version of Trouble in Paradise, with Miriam Hopkins shitting in a sink

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

d'oh lol i got the philadelphia story confused with philadelphia

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

Black and white comedies are never funny until they've been colorized or had CGI characters digitally inserted.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

anyway i do however some trouble calling 'american beauty' or 'life is beautiful' comedies, but whatever, the votes will go how they will

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

d'oh lol i got the philadelphia story confused with philadelphia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb497jSCyaI

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

wtf american beauty is not a comedy
life is beautiful is a comedy

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

OK I VOTED

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

American Beauty is totally a comedy

Number None, Monday, 5 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

spoiler i gave hobo w/a shotgun 1 point even tho i have not technically ever seen it

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

the definition of what is and isn't a comedy is apparently lost on me so i just voted for the 20 funniest of these movies

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

Ok, let's decide on something now: is anyone else gonna be voting for any shorts? cause I don't wanna waste any votes on Duck Amuck or Rabbit of Seville if everyone else is gonna work on the premise that shorts don't count.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

shorts don't count, bcz you guys have never seen The Three Fatties

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

where r the other two HAW HAW <<comedy

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen the two fatties meet a fattie. Does that count?

Eric H., Monday, 5 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

IMO, none of the listed films count because you guys have never seen Edison's Two Lasses and an Amusing Tintype.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

imo, none of us should try to pin down the best comedies until the release of The Farting Vadge Takes A Trip To Mount Jubblies.

Eric H., Monday, 5 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

neither of you should be voting on the best comedies

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

3 ballots received!

Thanks n/a, lag∞n, and ilxor who's user name I'm not sure of and who's real name I don't want to use

(spoiler alert) I had no idea you all liked jack and jill that much

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

you have to see it like 6 or 7 times before its brilliance really starts to sink in

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

cool, i wasn't sure if it was kosher for me to vote for jack & jill twice based on the justification of "TWICE the ADAM SANDLER ... TWICE the LAUGHS ... TWICE the VOTES!!!"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to approach the poll w/ the seriousness and scholarship this venue deserves.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

otm i spent like 11 minutes on my ballot

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol n/a otm

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

okay which "Happiness" is on the nomination list

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

Y'know, I thought Jack and Jill looked like a piece of straight garbage (and it probably is). But then someone on my FB posted the below clip, which I thought was pretty hilar. Mostly because it's completely believable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-fvCXdXpU

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

FTR I am keeping any romcoms low/off my ballot and encourage others to do the same

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

I totally disagree with this romcom strategy. Too many good comedies have a romantic element.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

right i just like the idea of a separate list of movies that are primarily ROMCOMS

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

my whole ballot is going to be Young Einstein 50 times fyi

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

Einstein invents Beer and Rock'n'Roll

nuff said

rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

There's a rather sad lack of Robin Askwith on the nominations list.

0O0O0O0O0 (Matt #2), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

DONE and dusted

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

FTR I am keeping any romcoms low/off my ballot and encourage others to do the same

no ways! all romcoms all the romtime. list overlap is no problem, and this is why you should watch branded to kill and vote for it here too.

meticulously showcased in a stunning art presentation (contenderizer), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

i screened Anna Faris vehicle "What's Your Number" on a plane last week and it will easily make my romcom top 30 but def not place anywhere on this list

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

been curious about that, really loved the House Bunny. otoh you love Apocalypto sooo not sure how trustable you are lol

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

It's terrible. Although i don't subscribe to the "Anna Faris is the greatest comedienne of her generation" thing

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

neither do i but i do subscribe to the "Anna Faris is reliably great in even the most terrible movies" thing

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

i will def vote "Smiley Face" in this.

maybe "House Bunny"

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

ugh hated Smiley Face

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

ditto. I actually can't think of anything i've particularly liked her in. Haven't seen House Bunny tho

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

House Bunny is kind of it, her talent seems squandered in everything else I've seen (well, apart from Observe & Report)

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

i def recommend "whats your number" then

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

and wtf smiley face was great... maybe i appreciate it for meta reasons tho idk

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

meta reasons?

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

for a stoner comedy it really seemed anti-stoner

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

like, quite nastily so in fact

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that's part of why its so funny, everyone knows stoners are the wort

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

worst* omg so stoned XD

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fJPJ3.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

so you guys are doing "favorites," right?

uninteresting

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

No time for favourites--I'm all about the seriousness and the scholarship.

clemenza, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

I am doing the best comedy films, of all time, that I like.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

and then a sub-ballot of all the comedies that have the best hats

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

im doing comedies that are the most comedic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

zzzz

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

I might do a ballot for this poll; it'll start by deleting all the movies I haven't seen, then deleting the ones that I don't like.

Also someone should create a poll that Duck Amok will be #1 on because it's #1 of something I swear.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

best Looney Tunes cartoon

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Not comedy:
Blue Velvet
Amadeus
Evil Dead 1 (well, maybe)
Inception
the rules of the game

Unintentional comedy:
Eegah
I Accidentally Domed Your Son
Kull the Conqueror
Manos: The Hands of Fate
The Final Sacrifice
The Happening
The Room

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

I've got a friend who put What's Opera, Doc? at #35 on his list of 50 favourite films a few months ago. (xpost)

clemenza, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, you would better understand the appeal of 'favorites' if you enjoyed things.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

yo, i'm leaving all stoner comedies off my ballot bc i don't want to replicate the results over in the best stoner comedy poll.

nah, jk, i'm voting all stoner comedies.

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

420 nominations duuuuuude

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

and i'll start on my ballot just as soon as i check out the food situation in the kitchen

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol mordy i guess i'm on some "romcoms aren't funny, they're cute" bullshit

don't mind me

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

u were otm about smiley face being fun

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

ilxor who's user name I'm not sure of and who's real name I don't want to use

that's me! i started my ballot with the intention of doing a full 50, spent like 10 minutes deliberating over my 31-40, realized i loved my top 20, and ended up just voting that.

also i kind of didn't realize quite how much i love mel brooks until today.

piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

i think the funniest cheech + chong films happened in episodes of that 70s show tho so maybe my stoner taste is not to be trusted

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

i liked smiley face alright but of all the stoner comedies i've seen it is the least sympathetic towards actual stoners

one stoner com made my top 3

piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

felt the overly arty style of smiley face was detrimental to creating a lol friendly environment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

xp TBL, i'm sure

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

DW Haircare, I enjoy things, that's on the record. Shut up.

gr80, wtf is a "romcom"? You're only using that to describe Anna Faris films and not Carole Lombard, right?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

fyi gregg araki directed smiley face which is so lol to me

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

the only araki film I've seen. I don't think I'll bother with any others.

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

jesus shit. how did Little Miss Sunshine get missed?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

B-)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

that's not the only surprising (+ grateful) omissions...

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

omission*

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

Rivers Edge = #1 with a bullet

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

i won't say it's his worst movie but it's prob his dumbest.

xposts to shakey

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

little miss sunshine not getting nominated is a ~comedy of errors~

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

that's one doodle that can't be un-dig, homeskillet

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

ahem, un-did.
homeskillet.

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

That's Juno you're thinking of.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

Or is that the joke

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

was

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

I am doing the best comedy films, of all time, that I like, and that are also my favorite.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

pretty much anything with dan ackroyd, tbh

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

the best comedy films, of all time, that I like, that are my favorite, that star Yahoo Serious

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

"honest-to-frog" -sequel where she is a nature counselor

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

she?

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

the cat's mother, iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

having a robert anton wilson moment trying to track the permutations

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:03 (thirteen years ago)

I'm judging largely on the basis of craft and laughs (with the occasional concession to, like, charm and transgression and stuff). I'll give the big points to the movies that solidly hit both sweet spots. Sloppy-but-funny movies will be a bit lower. I thought about putting together a more objective 'greatest comedies of all time' ballot, but then I decided to only vote for movies I've actually seen.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)

The Jerk is starting on AMC right now :D

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

BULL
SHIT

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:21 (thirteen years ago)

pretty much anything with dan ackroyd, tbh

― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Monday, March 5, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday)

just realized neighbors was not nommed. bummer.

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

No Jackass and no Aki Kaurismaki. The ultimate twin shut-outs.

Chris L, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 07:12 (thirteen years ago)

Leningrad Cowboys Go to America is there... And I don't think too many of Kaurismäki's other films are comedies.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

Duck Amuck/One Froggy Evening are going to be pretty high up on my ballot.

The Bollywood films I nominated probably aren't going to have a hope in hell, but here's a older thread on one of 'em:
In this thread Shakey Mo Collier rhapsodizes about Om Shanti Om the best Bollywood film ever

It'll be an uphill battle in this thread convincing people of the merits of any of the silents divorced from some cosmic ideological battle w/Morbs, but of the Buster Keaton films, Sherlock Jr is my pick for the features - the dream-logic when he's moving between all the movies and the elegance of the stunts recall Rube Goldberg/MC Escher/Jorge Luis Borges/Jacques Tati/Wile E Coyote/&c&c&c; here's the motorcycle sequence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5fTvEWdh4

& Charley Chase's Mighty Like A Moose is a pretty perfect 22 minutes - husband and wife each go and secretly get plastic surgery or 1920s equiv, don't recognise each other, hijinks ensue. Great Prohibition-era party, has a dog wearing a set of false teeth and one of the best dressing-gowns in film:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3968204482923403283

etc, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

I love many of those shorts, but I'm not gonna vote for them, IMO they belong to a separate poll. Like, you're not gonna vote for individual short stories in the greatest books of all time poll, are you?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

Just done my ballot. It's awesome btw.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:28 (thirteen years ago)

Oooh, but before I submit it . . . if I'm voting for less than 50 films, can I give the rest of my points to my other films? Apologies if this was covered upthread/elsewhere/whatever

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

Like, you're not gonna vote for individual short stories in the greatest books of all time poll, are you?

How about The Odyssey or Hamlet or Paradise Lost? Depends whether you mean "greatest literature" or "greatest novels". I'm voting for the greatest cinematic comedies; feature film isn't the sum total of cinematic experience.

etc, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd be putting The Dead quite high in any greatest books poll, fuck the haters.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 11:32 (thirteen years ago)

There are a few Naked Gun and Pink Panther dupes. Does it matter which one I vote for? (Will also vote for one Pink Panther sequel, need to figure out which is the third because it is lol).

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

pretty much anything with dan ackroyd, tbh

love him so much you can't spell his name, eh

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

Charley Chase rules, but no worthy features aside from supporting L&H in Sons

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

Jackass is a documentary btw

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

We're so blessed that a film crew was on hand to document all of those moments that would have otherwise been lost to history.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

the stunts in this slapstick silent short evoke borges lmao why ever do people make fun of old film buffs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

48 Hrs. was nominated in this but Beverly Hills Cop was not. ¯\(°_o)/¯

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

dang

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

no Wall-E? Can we have write-ins?

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

Oooh, but before I submit it . . . if I'm voting for less than 50 films, can I give the rest of my points to my other films? Apologies if this was covered upthread/elsewhere/whatever

― get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 4:32 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we'll stick with a 1-50 numbering system for awarding points. You can only give one movie 50 points and one movie 49 points, all the way down. You can submit a ballot with as few as 20 movies, but there are no leftover points in the sense that you can distribute points you otherwise would have awarded your bottom 30.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

no Wall-E? Can we have write-ins?

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:17 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes! You can write in anything you want, but you should promote your write-ins so that you are not the only one who remembered to vote for them.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

walle is not a comedy is prob why is wasnt nominated

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

The reason why a film you enjoy wasn't nominated is that you didn't nominate it.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea how that happened! Can that post be seleted?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=56

Ask here; make life easier for folks by including a permalink to the post you want deleted

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, DJP!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hopefuylly that will be deleted soon. what got lost in the noise:

Duplicates like "the pink panther" & "pink panther" will not be a problem. These are clearly the same movie. I will be careful not to split votes over duplicates with different spellings, dropped articles; etc.

There may be some duplicates that are in different languages or that have different parenthetical notes but that are the same movie. Please point these out to me and I will adjust in the spreadsheet to make sure I don't split votes.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

ok, i've narrowed my ballot down to 71 choices. now the culling.

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Is it safe to assume that the "Unfaithfully Yours" nominated is the Preston Sturges one, not the Dudley Moore one?

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

ok well my only write-in was JACKASS ALL VOTE FOR JACKASS WOOO YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO AND REALLY A VOTE FOR JACKASS IS A VOTE FOR ALL THREE SO IT IS MANY GLORIOUS HOURS OF FUN YOU'D BE VOTING FOR

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

beverly hills cop
breakfast club

― smash williams, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 1:14 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I nominated Beverly Hills Cop

smash williams, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Breakfast Club is also missing from the list.

smash williams, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

My first pass gets my list to 89 movies -- and that's with leaving off a whole bunch that I really like.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

i think i had to give up all monty python

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

whaaaaat

u crazy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

every film is sacred

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

I misread as "scared" & thought "yeah they oughta be"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

monty python too ubiquitous to feel really good about voting for

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

monty python is dumb and for nerds

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

jerks

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

you're dumb & for nerds

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

smash williams, beverly hills cop and breakfast club clearly belong on the list! I am v sorry I missed them. With over 800 movies nominated, my quality control was basically scanning the list & throwing it up once a day for folks to check. I should have been more thorough!

Everybody, you should probably vote for beverly hills cop & breakfast club because they are awesome.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

lol xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

bhc would've totally made my ballot rip

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

understandable. xp.

smash williams, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

you're dumb & for nerds

^ new board description?

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

my okcupid desription

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

One dozen ballots in! My Little Pony: The Movie & that youtube of the monkey smelling his finger and falling out of the tree are running neck and neck for first place!

Thanks guys!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I have no problem with Wall-E and Breakfast Club missing from the list, because they're not comedies. Every movie with a few funny moments is not a comedy, people!

Beverly Hills Cop, on the other hand, should be there.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Wall-E is like 70% com, 30% rom wtf

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

do you lol @ the fatties

ledge, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

surely someone has made the 'conflict is resolved through the use of comedy' as criteria for inclusion joek, rite?

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

well not now you ruined it

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

still waiting for the day someone shits all over a music poll the way lag∞icey has this one.

p sure i don't have time to do this right.

Is it safe to assume that the "Unfaithfully Yours" nominated is the Preston Sturges one, not the Dudley Moore one?

not safe here, but specify when voting, I'd say.

also pref the cut of the Sturges-Harold Lloyd film that's titled The Sin of Harold Diddlebock to Mad Wednesday.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

the only way you can laugh at the breakfast club is in derision at the atrocity of a movie playing before your eyes

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

if Richard Pryor -- Live in Concert is not eligible, Jackasscan't be. Both are documents of live performance.

(I happen to like both but wd not vote for either)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

RP-LIC is a scripted performance though.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

that's an odd way of putting it

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Also don't understand why a documentary or live film cannot be a comedy. Funny is funny whether you want to be a genre nazi or not.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

An odd way of putting it but a correct way. Pryor didn't just improvise that set.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

not that Morbius calling Jackass a "document of a live performance" wasn't insane, mind

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

why isnt Live in Concert eligible??

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

nor did the Jackass guys improvise their stunts. xxp

If I was a "genre Nazi" I'd point out "comedy" is not a genre, but about half of everything.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

BEST FEATURE-LENGTH SCRIPTED LIVE-ACTION COMEDY FILMS FEATURING SOMEONE TAKING IT IN THE NUTS AND STARRING EDDIE DEEZEN

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

OWNS

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Winner: 1941!

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

unfaithfully yours

― althea and (donna rouge), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 11:57 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it safe to assume that the "Unfaithfully Yours" nominated is the Preston Sturges one, not the Dudley Moore one?

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unless donna rouge says otherwise, unfaithfully yours is the Preston Sturges one

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

happiness
love me if you dare / jeux d'enfants

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 11:13 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay which "Happiness" is on the nomination list

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, March 5, 2012 4:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edward III, which happiness did you mean to nominate? there are a shit ton of films by that name.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

Please submit in this manner:

ROFL Movie – 50
LOL Movie – 49
The Champ – 48

Wallace Beery? </Morbius>

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

I never called you the genre nazi btw morbs.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

ja, ist OK

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

still waiting for the day someone shits all over a music poll the way lag∞icey has this one.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 10:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yah feel like im kinda shirking my responsibilities in that regard but i try to stay off ilm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

you're doing a fine job here, no need to divide your attentions

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, yeah I was thinking of the 1979 remake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAhrqKqK_cA

because, you know, science + ricky schroeder career launcher = historical

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

I assume 'Borat' and 'Bruno' aren't going to be accepted as they're as much scripted documents of a live performance as the Richard Pryor concert.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

nah its cos they arent funny

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

nah its cos they're recent

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

you're doing a fine job here, no need to divide your attentions

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 12:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/EcJGn.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

Just submitted my ballot. Stats as follows:

silent movies: 0
black and white movies: 0
pre-1975 movies: 0

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

i voted borat but i agree re jackass and richard pryor not qualifying, tho they are both v good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

i dont see anywhere in the rules, that you can't vote for a richard pryor concert movie. what am i missing

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

My ballot will have precisely one pre-1970 movie: Sullivan's Travels, the basic point of which should explain why the rest of the movies on my list are newer. Because screw posterity. Funny is funny.

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

i think i had 1 silent, 3 or 4 b&w, 5 or 6 pre-70 movies; these all overlap obv.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

There are a few Naked Gun and Pink Panther dupes. Does it matter which one I vote for? (Will also vote for one Pink Panther sequel, need to figure out which is the third because it is lol).

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A someone who hasn't seen a shot in the dark, I'm voting pink panther strikes again.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

think my ballot will be submitted shortly

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

Morbz will be happy to know (I'm sure) that my #1 is pre-1950. However, it is also the ONLY pre-1950 comedy on my list lol

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for 3 pre 1970 films all of which feature peter sellers, lol just figured that out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Awesome, shakey. Morbs, are you voting? based on your initial noms, i suspect we'd have a 25% overlap. Plus there are others here that will probably reinforce many of your pics. I want to see my flicks post high.

I have narrowed my list down to 170. Hope to have it down to 100 shortly. & then the real painful culling begins.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

plz change thread title to Trolling Morbs

also, those of you to whom it applies, don't "engage me."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

I think my ballot will be heavier on pre-1970 stuff than the average.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

wuts yr fave adam sandler morbs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I stopped my list at 30. Past that I would have been including films I think are flawed, not really "classic" etc

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

plz change thread title to Trolling Morbs

It's like The Twilight Zone, innit?

By which I mean The Twilight Zone: The Movie, of course.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Because screw posterity. Funny is funny.

And disco still sucks

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

It does when all you're capable of is flailing.

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

it saaaaaaaaays nothing to me about my life

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

okay which "Happiness" is on the nomination list

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, March 5, 2012 4:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edward III, which happiness did you mean to nominate? there are a shit ton of films by that name.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:33 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Happiness (1998)
Director: Todd Solondz
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

a classic example of screwball comedy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

3 black and white
0 silent
14 pre-1975

My top 10 is 1980 or earlier

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon, happiness is funny. cruel, but funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guK5Sq_eDq0

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

DWH, is "pre-1975 movies: 0" supposed to be some kind of badge of honor?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

Carry Grant had better place and it had better not be Monkey Business.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

happiness is totally funny but its like a 5 on the comedy strictness scale and i drew the line at 7 so

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Did not vote for Cary Grant :(

Sorry Mr Grant

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

if anyone says Shoah, I'm withdrawing my ballot

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

More statistical ballot breakdown-age:

'70s films: 6
'80s films: 10
'90s films: 17
'00s films: 16
'10s films: 1

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Btw, why the fuck would this poll *not* be governed by "favorites"? It's not the National Film Registry.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

DWH, is "pre-1975 movies: 0" supposed to be some kind of badge of honor?

No, it just proves that nothing was funny before 1975.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Did not vote for Cary Grant :(

Sorry Mr Grant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:41 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_;

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost Herr Morbius might be inclined to disagree

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

howbout the Zapruder film. I call it Chickens Come Home.

No, it just proves that nothing was funny before 1975.

Yeah, some other schmendrick beat ya there

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

In all seriousness, most of the pre-1975 things I find funny (i.e. Nichols & May bits, Bob & Ray, etc.) aren't movies.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

the depression, hitler...

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe in honor of Morbs we can make our next comedy poll "Best Comedy Films of all time that we have never seen that we hear are really quite excellent"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Let's see, my ballot:

1920s: 1
1930s: 2
1940s: 2
1950s: 5
1960s: 9
1970s: 7
1980s: 15
1990s: 7
2000s: 3
Silents: 1
B&W: 13

My #1 is a B&W, pre-1970 movie. And I voted for one short.

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

3 silent
17 black and white
22 pre-1975
0 hughes
1 apatow

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs is...inconsistent re Mr. Archibald Leach.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

70's and 80's my heaviest comedy decades.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

mine was v 80s heavy but that was more of a stylistic choice than a value judgement

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

A lot of newer stuff just doesn't yet seem "classic" to me, even if I like it quite a lot, and that includes the Apatow stuff.

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I only had 4 2000's. Maybe I'm getting less open-minded about comedies as I get older? Ugh, I hope not.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

i voted 2 apatowiverse titles but none that were actually written/directed by him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

Austerity Ponies answer my question

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

there r no rules its just peoples opinons

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

if stuff didnt make the ballot its just cause it wasnt nomed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think the subconscious yardstick for my ballot selections was: "How much the opposite of Shrek(pandering schlock with a very short shelf life, featuring Smash Mouth's hit song 'All-Star') is this particular movie?".

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

re richord prior? live standup videos; etc? vote your heart & believe in your choices

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

let the light of comedy guide you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

Apatow, J.: 0
Allen, W.: 4
Anderson, W.: 3
movies featuring Bill Murray in some capacity: 5

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

(I hope mine isn't the only write-in for Osmosis Jones.)

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

i voted 3 from the chevy chase oeuvre

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to let go of sentimental favorites, and think about how actually FUNNY my choices were, and not just 'I watched that movie a bajillion times as a kid and can quote all the lines from it!"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

fuck

I forgot to vote for Spies Like Us

goddammit

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

there r no rules its just peoples opinons

damn, you should be running a Montessori school

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

otm kids need to learn what life is all abt

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Guys, this is pretty much the wild west. I tried to list all nominations (tho I missed at least two) regardless of merit because I quickly realized it was too crazy to try and nitpick dozens of questionable choices, or take sides on shorts or live concerts.

Everything will be sorted out in the poll. ilx, you are the decider

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs your negative energy is distracting the other students from their work. Maybe you should go outside and do some deep breathing yoga exercises...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Gonna prob take all the way up to the 23rd to send in my ballot, so casquill in as many gaps in my viewing as possible. Tonight's homework: rewatching Adam's Rib (saw it years back and remember really liking it) and watching Sullivan's Travels for the first time.

will confess right up front though that unless something REALLY drastic happens, my #1 is gonna be post-1970, in color and an Oscar winner.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

*can squeeze

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

Bob Hope is in Spies Like Us. Never saw it.

DWH, straight up: how many silent comedy features have you seen? and Marx Bros?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

Bob Hope is in Spies Like Us?

To the googles!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Richard Pryor: 0
Chevy Chase: 0
Adam Sandler: 1
Robert DeNiro: 1
Dolly Parton: 1
Jennifer Aniston: 1
Lily Tomlin: 2
John Cusack: 2
Billy Crystal: 2

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

omg I totally forgot about Hopey

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

6 bill murry
4 peter sellers
and i miscounted the chevy chase there are 4 of those too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Chevy Chase: 0

wtf is wrong with you, dude?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hope's presence was sposed to be a reference to those Road movies u haven't seen.

Sellers made very few great comedies; Strangelove and Lolita if they count, the one funny Clouseau, I'm All Right Jack, and maybe The Ladykillers.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

if u dont like the party and being there then idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

3 jim carey :/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

I know it's been the main question throughout these polls, but I'm really thrown off by the fact that there are some great films on here that I don't really think of as comedies!

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

2 adam sandler, i am a horrible monster

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

sry 5 peter sellers ^_^

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, straight up: I've seen...three, I think? of the Marx Bros. films, not many silent comedies (a number of silents in general, though). There's plenty of older stuff I love, but comedy doesn't age well in my estimation. At any rate, this isn't a Sight & Sound poll, and I've openly described my tastes as 'middlebrow' before on ILX. Here's to hoping the poll results will introduce me to new things! This is why I enjoy ILX polls!

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

x-post there are several of those for me

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I might have 1 jim carey on mine but prob no sandler. At least 5 Chase that I can think of off the top of my head. You guys all made you ballots so early! I have to mull this over a bit, I think.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

wait, Sandler is going to get less funny? xxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

I have 2 Peter Sellers in my Top 10, yay me

no Jim Carey
3 Chevy Chase

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Chevy Chase: 0

wtf is wrong with you, dude?

If it makes you feel better, Dirty Work almost made it onto my ballot.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

spoiler fletch placed v high on my list

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

it will on mine too

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

x-post not at all surprising btw

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Marx Brothers fans: I expect to vote for multiple, but I propose we all concentrate on one to make sure they place highly. I recommend Duck Soup but I am up for discussion.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

any charlie kaufman fans out there? am I going to be a lonely supporter of being john malkovitch, adaptation & eternal sunshine or is this something we can rally around?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

mh Duck Soup was in my top 10, solidarity bro

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

there's no Chevy Chase on my list either

Duck Soup is widely accepted as the Marx Bros peak, no?

xp

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

Malkovich will be on mine. It's the best straight up comedy of his stuff

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

eternal sunshine fell victim to my own personal "not a comedy" barometer

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

Chevy Chase is kinda overrated. Not that he isn't talented. He's just historically been more talented at squandering his talent.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

any charlie kaufman fans out there? am I going to be a lonely supporter of being john malkovitch, adaptation & eternal sunshine or is this something we can rally around?

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yah i love these movies but they r not comedy so i did not vote

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I definitely repped for some Kaufman, Austerity. But I'm with n/a about Eternal Sunshine.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

Duck Soup also very high on my list.

xp I'm not voting for any Kaufman flicks for that reason

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I don't really think of much of Kaufman's stuff as comedy! eternal sunshine was a melancholy love story with a few comedic bits. going to vote Malkovitch, though.

malkovitch malkovitch, malkovitch? malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Am embarrassed to admit that Duck Soup is still the only Marx I've seen. It's def gonna be on my list though. Will try to squeeze in some of the others into my schedule before the deadline (recommendations? )

Love Kaufman and will vote BJM. Not sure if Eternal Sunshine qualifies as a comedy for me, though (yes, I'll probably be arranging my ballot according to movies that I feel are the best *comedies* rather than just voting for the best films on the master list (so, for eg, Rushmore will undoubtedly make my list, but Royal Tenenbaums will not.)

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

^ same re Kaufman for me

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I love Kaufman but he didnt' end up in my top 50 because his just came down to 'movies that happen to be quite funny'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Malkovich is totally a comedy! You are all crazy

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

It's a shame this vote is happening before the funniest movie of all time, the Farrelly brothers' Three Stooges film, is released.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

i think i would vote for eternal sunshine in a romcom poll tho...

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

guys i have only seen animal crackers & duck soup. what other marx bros should i see? night at the opera is next on my list

i heart & support duck soup itp

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen any :(

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Erica!!! dude. Night at the Opera and Duck Soup and Animal Crackers are urgent and key. Also Circus is pretty great.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

OK!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Malkovich is totally a comedy! You are all crazy

― Number None, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 12:48 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously! (And adaptation is clearly a comedy as well.) How could you consider Malkovitch anything other than a comedy?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like Malkovich (man did I do a great job of pasting a misspelling earlier) is ridiculous enough in its serious parts that it crosses into dark comedy. It's hilarious that this man who is trying so hard to be a successful puppeteer only succeeds when he sacrifices himself to have a real human as his permanent marionette

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Austerity, check out Circus and Horse Feathers!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Night at the Opera is awesome too

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Much to my chagrin, I have never seen a Marx Bros. film in its entirety.

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Animal Crackers is pretty classic Marx brothers, has some of the best Groucho/Margaret Dumont interactions

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

I only did Duck Soup in my 50, which I kinda regret. But I didn't want to get into voting for multiple Marx Bros, tried to pick my absolute favorite so that I had room to include other comedies.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit, and At the Circus has the "Lydia the tattooed lady" song

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Marx Brothers, to me...their movies are like happiness defined. Good, hard belly laughs for me with those guys. Still make me laugh til I cry.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

At The Circus also has the fucking KILLER routine Chico/Harpo and the popcorn seller's hat

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

that's from Duck Soup iirc!

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

anyone who's never checked out wc fields should get on that too imo

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait I'm thinking of Duck Soup goddammit

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

ugh my brain

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

Write in:

http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/img/p-jamlogo.gif

Also probably Goonies.

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is maybe a 5 on the comedy scale, feel like it has cohen brothers syndrome where its more just a weirdo mindspace w/elements of black comedy w/o being an actual comedy, they try to say too much abt life to be an actual comedy, the end of malkovich is srsly p dire and not funny too for the record

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

I think I'm picky about what's a comedy and I haven't seen large swaths of these. I might have a lot closer to 20 picks than 50.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like the only Cohen one that's completely comedy that I've seen is Burn After Reading

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

raising arizona is comedy and prob hudsucker too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Raising Arizona feels v comedy to me; also Lebowski

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

my god i have become the genre police plz fp me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah lebowski 4 sure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

ok I am an idiot and Raising Arizona/Lebowski definitely are

never saw hudsucker, it's one of my failings

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Hudsucker is great.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

hudsucker is great, you should check it out

it's like a human cartoon

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

mh that is insane, all the coens are comedy. even the murder/crime ones are comedy. even the recent bleak theological ones are comedy.

lol xps

goole, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

hudsucker is weird idk its a misfire imho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Hudsucker reminds me of the cartoons Looney Tunes used to do without their normal characters, about life in the city or w/e, with pointy-nosed secretaries and big shouldered executives

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

but it's not knee-slapping funny, it's been a while since I saw it though. But I felt like the stereotypes and the look was funny, but the actual story was 'amusing'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is maybe a 5 on the comedy scale, feel like it has cohen brothers syndrome where its more just a weirdo mindspace w/elements of black comedy w/o being an actual comedy, they try to say too much abt life to be an actual comedy, the end of malkovich is srsly p dire and not funny too for the record

I dunno, I kinda feel like comedy has just as much of a right/responsibility to say something big about life as drama. If not moreso! Good comedy gets right to the core of human experience. And so, yeah, I'm also all about comedy that's sometimes bleak as fuck.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Intolerable Cruelty, guys.

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

I always imagine that Hudsucker was intended to be the Coen's big studio, big budget, broadly appealing commercial comedy but then it ended up coming out like a month after Ace Ventura and suddenly what constituted comedy for the masses had changed drastically.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

Intolerable Cruelty rocks as well. The critics really dropped the ball on both it and Hudsucker.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

all the coens are comedy

including Blood Simple, Miller's Crossing and No Country for Old Men????

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

maybe, definitely not, and no.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

comedy for me is about the quality of the laugh, how deep you laugh, how much you remember the feeling of the laugh years after you've seen it, and the magnetic pull of wanting that laugh again getting you to rewatch it over and over. I don't mind where the story comes from so much.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Well, most of Coen films have either comedic elements, dark comedy, or at the least moments of levity. Can't tell if you're being sarcastic about A Serious Man but I did think it was hilarious.

I guess the "we are playing every scene for yucks" comedies of theirs are less than the others? I give up on my original point because I have no idea what I was getting at.

xp on preview, DJP has discovered what I was thinking of

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, I kinda feel like comedy has just as much of a right/responsibility to say something big about life as drama. If not moreso! Good comedy gets right to the core of human experience. And so, yeah, I'm also all about comedy that's sometimes bleak as fuck.

― Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comedy can be profound for sure, its more abt the intention, like the intention should be to be funny, where cohens and kaufman are def purposely engaging w/topics in a not comedic manner and it shows in the overall vibe of their films

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

Barton Fink is one of my favorite films, but I'd be really hesitant to call it comedy.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

even the murder/crime ones are comedy. even the recent bleak theological ones are comedy.

goole, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

theyre p obviously v serious movies

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

yeah whatever goole

(crossed arms, stare)

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

also I didn't see their True Grit but I can't believe they would do it as a comedy

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

it is a comedy in the vein of No Country for Old Men

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

its more of a kids western

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

I was at a festival screening in Leeds of NCFOM and had the misfortune to be sat next to a couple who laughed pretty much all the way through it.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am an inappropriate moment laugher myself, but that's just weird

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

True Grit is funny but in the way that it serves the story -- it's a drama with comedic elements/dialogue.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

There's some blackly comic bits in 'True Grit' such as the hanging but it'd be a stretch to call it a comedy.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost, I think they must've assumed Coens = wacky Big Lebowski laughs and weren't going to let the evidence on screen get in the way of their good time.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

Or maybe they were pyschopathic killers letting their hair down.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is maybe a 5 on the comedy scale, feel like it has cohen brothers syndrome where its more just a weirdo mindspace w/elements of black comedy w/o being an actual comedy, they try to say too much abt life to be an actual comedy, the end of malkovich is srsly p dire and not funny too for the record

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 12:59 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys, I could drop the screenplay for malkovich on the table and point to every other line as a joke. one of the few movies I laugh out loud at. Not only is it a comedy by definition & intended as a comedy by it's creators, but it is hilarius and has tons of classic scenes like the monkey flashback, the dude punching cusack, "let's have sex on the table an make malkovich eat eggs off it." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "Think fast, Malkovich.", or the whole Charlie Sheen scene.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

you def could not point to every other line as a joke

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's been years but I remember that movie as being lots of jokes piled on top of each other

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Also, many of the coen bros movies are comedies. especially raising arizona, hudsucker, and lewbowski. I'd also classify barton fink as a comedy, but those three are kind of undeniable.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

the bleak coens are comedy in the sense of "you might not be laughing but god is laughing r/n (or is it we, joel and ethan coen, who are laughing, makesyouthink)"

goole, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

The Jeff Bridges/Matt Damon interaction in True Grit is hilarious at times, but the movie isn't a comedy.

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

comedy can be profound for sure, its more abt the intention, like the intention should be to be funny, where cohens and kaufman are def purposely engaging w/topics in a not comedic manner and it shows in the overall vibe of their films

I'm afraid i might have to flag this post

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is funny for sure i mean i gave it a 5 on the universal comedy scale, but i feel like theres a p unseemly thing operating here where people read surrealism as comedy because frankly they are intellectually insecure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

omg lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

its the old laughing nervously at the performance art syndrome

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

okay lol

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

cusack's boss is all jokes, & this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009tNfQRd4o

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

What if Charlie Kaufman thinks surrealism is funny? What if Charlie Kaufman thinks surrealism is intellectually superior, but laughs at people whom find themselves with feelings of intellectual superiority?

makes you think

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

might as well call off the poll guys. We'll just calculate the winner based on the universal comedy scale

Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

the universal comedy scale is a mesure of suability for inclusion in the poll duh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

This thread is more tragic.

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

wtf is the universal comedy scale anyway
is that something you made up?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

the question isnt whether surrealism is funny, it whether its comedy, think abt that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

whatever it is it doesn't work since it dismisses Monty Python out of hand
#harrumph

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

you could just call it universal to make it sound important

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

monty python is clearly comedy, its just nerd comedy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

fuck you with your nerd comedy ragh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is funny for sure i mean i gave it a 5 on the universal comedy scale, but i feel like theres a p unseemly thing operating here where people read surrealism as comedy because frankly they are intellectually insecure

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its the old laughing nervously at the performance art syndrome

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:22 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this totally is a thing, but so misapplied to BJM. It's practically slapstick, dude, and actually kind of obvious in most places.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

like i said bjm is a borderline case

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

it did not met my stringent standards, although i enjoy it v much

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like theres a p unseemly thing operating here where people read surrealism as comedy because frankly they are intellectually insecure

Was wondering when the nonsensical, borderline ad hominem attacks were gonna start!

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

it's not in the script but "hey malkovich, think fast!" and the subsequent reaction is jackass x harold lloyd squared.
harder case to make is rosemary's baby.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

xpost it's what these polls are made for

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Was wondering when the nonsensical, borderline ad hominem attacks were gonna start!

― Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:31 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

file under: comedy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

malkovich is funny for sure i mean i gave it a 5 on the universal comedy scale, but i feel like theres a p unseemly thing operating here where people read surrealism as comedy because frankly they are intellectually insecure

I think when you say surrealism you mean absurdity and yes absurdity is comedy

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno jho it's like you've got this thing where if it's unsettling it's no longer comedy, and I say f that in the b-hole

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

and then laff about it

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Guys they made a movie of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkpWk8FJsys

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

the idea of a "comedy scale" is the dumbest fucking thing yet in this generally dumb fucking thread

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

I can't believe anyone is taking lag∞n at face value here

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

what do you guys think about "laffs per minute" as a metric, though?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, 'absurdity' is probably in what I would consider the top three ingredients of what makes great comedy (along with 'truth' and 'David Spade').

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

I legitmately want to know wtf is this comedy scale he keeps rabbitting on about, trolling or no

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think when you say surrealism you mean absurdity and yes absurdity is comedy

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yah cohens and kaufman def have elements of both absurdity and surrealism but this is a good point

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

they try to say too much abt life to be an actual comedy

la di da, la di da

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

what do you guys think about "laffs per minute" as a metric, though?

by that metric, "Eegah!" really needs to win

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

laffs per minute: if there's too many per minute I can't dance to it, is all I know

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

Hamlet 2 duh even tho the ending was weak

or kingpin

shit, hamlet 2.

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

great comedy films should look like films and not TV

(this is where The Producers takes a hit)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

say what now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

BJM is coming out on Criterion Collection soon!

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Is it controversial to not like Mel Brooks all that much?

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

the filmic qualities of comedy is an interesting one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

"the family ties goes to france" is shot on film instead of videotape and it is NOT funnier by the format change.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

need 2 rescreen that one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I'm not talkin' bout the stock. angles, mise en scene, blocking...

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

ie the things about Kaufman-Jonze-Gondry projects that scream "doesn't look like an ugly David Spade vehicle" to you guys

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

the simpsons movie is noticeably more cinematic than the tv show

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

fyi super troopers has probably the best opening scene of any 21st century comedy

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

I should have nommed pirates of the caribbean. it will be my #1 on the swashbuckling comedies poll.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

the snozberries taste like snozberries

made my list

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

Snozzberries = our college-era slang for vag

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

but then i found a lot of the humor to be absurd so i classified it as an art movie.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

absurdism fits fine under the comedy rubric as long as it doesnt exceed 35% of the comedic stylings

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

farva was your man in super troopers, wasn't he

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

well sure i like shenanigans as much as the next guy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

^-^

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

napoleon dynamite as art movie doesn't sit well with me. weirdly, nacho libre as art movie does.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

there was definitely some Au Hasard Balthazar going on in Nacho Libre.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

god I hated Napoleon Dynamite I hope that shit doesn't place

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

I did vote for BJM but like others saved ESOTSM for the romcom poll

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

great comedy films should look like films and not TV

(this is where The Producers takes a hit)

lol what?? you're exceeding your ilx-centric curmudgeonly reputation

i only saw the producers for the first time a couple of months ago, and i was far too busy laughing to be thinking about whether it was cinematic enough to justify whatever

methinks you have judd apatow-hating disease so far up your ass that very little would satisfy your wizened funny bones at this point

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

:0

Many critics have commented that, in his first film, Mel barely seems to have known where to put the camera.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

imagine how funny it could've been if only he had known where to put the camera

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

YES ACTUALLY.

Of course The Producers is VERY FUNNY, but it is not a GREAT comedy.

(P Kael was actually pretty good on when it flags -- and mercifully she didn't live to see Planet Apatow. That scene where Mostel and Wilder try to blow up the theater is pretty deadly.)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Jack Black movies, no one nominated bongwater ;_;

I really want to like Jack Black movies, but I usually end up all meh. Forgot about nacho libre tho

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

i voted napoleon dynamite mostly because i h8 ilx but also because its v funny

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Please provide more comedy formulae, lag∞n. I think I have to retract my ballot because I'm pretty sure some of my picks exceed 35% absurdity.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

sincere question: how is the producers not filmic? It's been a while since I've seen it.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

feel free to ask any specific questions abt the universal comedy scale in this thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

has any film ever scored 101%?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Totally voted for Napoleon Dynamite. I maintain that people hate it (and love it) for all the wrong reasons.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

why the napoleon hate? i thought it was funny and charming. not tops but certainly non-offensive

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaand why is that?

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

don't try to watch the cartoon series, it will make you want to slay

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the cartoon is a complete piece of shit.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ni_RtKMpak

if this doesn't win i will eat my non-existent louse-ridden boxer briefs

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

has any film ever scored 101%?

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 3:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, beverly hills cop

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

That's it, I am writing in Beverly Hills Cop

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

great comedy films should look like films and not TV

(this is where The Producers takes a hit)

totally agree, this is why the broderick/lane remake is superior to the original. so much more cinematic.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

how do breasts fit on the universal comedy scale? sometimes they are very funny, but mostly I am v serious abt breasts

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

surprise male nudity is funnier than breasts usually

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

hey n/a? eat me, w/out an ass condom.

AP, aside from one gag-related shot -- the overhead of the dancing swastika -- The Producers looks like any adman could've shot it. Except maybe they would've known not to push the lens in Zero's face.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

looks like any adman could've shot it

how many directors have done or got their start doing advertising work? more than a few

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

breasts arent funny, theyre just rad, imagine if you will a comedy that had boobs in every scene, wouldnt really work would it, but theyre good for creating a rad atmosphere in a comedy picture

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

jftr I wrote in Beverly Hills Cop

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

scattershot filmmaking can be a benefit to comedy, there's something inherently chaotic about screwball humor that jives with off center shots and weird cuts

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Late to the dance, but even allowing for the subjectivity of the entire enterprise, arguing about whether Being John Malkovich or Adaptation are comedies seems really silly to me. Eternal Sunshine I can somewhat more see an argument, but it's not just absurd it's actually and deliberately funny a lot of the time. The only Kaufman movie that I think you can straightfacedly call "not a comedy" is Synecdoche, which has some funny bits but is overall so morose and lachrymose that it sags into at best tragic farce.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

How many points does a film gain on the universal comedy scale if someone walks through a pane of glass carried by two workmen? And how many points does it gain if someone narrowly avoids walking through a pane of glass carried by two workmen only to then get hit by a bus driven by a dog wearing a funny hat?

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

still trying to figure out how Morbs' "any adman" approach is a slam to a new director

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, you're just lighting your own fuse now.

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

if "titties and beer" were funny then i would be a frank zappa convert by now fer sure. you ppl should all be ashamed!

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

especially a movie like the producers which feeds off a kind of crazed energy

setting up lots of composed shots would probably not create the kind of environment brooks was going for on set

xp to myself

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

doc morbius, of course you would take the line yr doing. i mean, i heart jerry lewis, but also recognize that he is quintessential example of dude who makes beautiful films in a technical sense that mostly don't reward w/belly laughs.

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

The Producers: mostly dead-center, not-at-all-scattershot takes.

laughter aint everything.

ok, I'm going to go clean the crackers out of my bed, I'm expecting company.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

"laughter aint everything."

amazing

goole, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

oh my goodness...

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

ok, I'm going to go clean the crackers out of my bed, I'm expecting company.

Now THAT'S funny!

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I get where morbs is coming from but it's sorta like complaining about the production values on a great punk record, quickly capturing a certain exuberance has value, prolly moreso in comedy than any other type of movie.

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

breasts arent funny, theyre just rad, imagine if you will a comedy that had boobs in every scene, wouldnt really work would it, but theyre good for creating a rad atmosphere in a comedy picture

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:22 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this actually resonates with how I related to airplane and MP's the meaning of life at age 11

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

I love the producers b/c it is that rare film that manages to simultaneously be an unmitigated fuckoff to the world of hollywood while at the same time somehow not managing to be condescending to its audience. so, politically-speaking, being an artifact of its sort coming out of the late sixties is genuinely amazing imo

i'm not a huge mel brooks person by any stretch, but i think he hit just the right notes in that film in a way that was uncannily prescient. and additionally gene wilder's magic contributories didn't hurt

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

yah boobs in comedy have basically been rendered obsolete by the internet, lil 11 y/os arent watching porkys waiting patiently for tits to flash in this day and age

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

truly a shame

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

also now I have Green Velvet stuck in my head, only he's going "tits ready/PREPARE TO FLASH"

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

its really something to think abt kids watching 10k hours of porn before they reach puberty what is this crazy world coming to etc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

its really something to think abt adults watching 100k hours of porn after they reach puberty what is this crazy world coming to etc

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

well that too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

I'd posit that once brooks stopped working with wilder his films got pretty dire

*braces for spaceballs fans to get up in my face*

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i didnt vote any brooks its too wacky 4 me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I like Spaceballs a lot but not enough to get up in someone's face about it

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

hey guys i feel v bad abt leaving out beverly hills cop which was nommed in good faith on the other thread. fyi there have been write-ins, so BHC is not a wasted vote

I'm not going to leak anything more about submitted ballots again--just want wronged fans know that they can make the dream real

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

(I would get in your face over High Anxiety tho)

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

i have altered my ballot to include the beverly hills cop fyi everyone, sry hobo w/a shotgun

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

Serious moment of probably really obvious observation: as humor is one of the most subjective arenas of human endeavor, the results of this poll are probably going to be the most divisive of any major ILX poll in recent memory. Although I enjoy a broad range of comedy on a number of different levels, when it comes to the roots of what I find most fulfillingly funny, I know, like, one person whose sense of humor approximates my own. And there's still stuff we disagree about.

That said: disagreement is fun.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

i just realized The Happening is the comedy version of The Road

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

and mark wahlberg is comedy viggo mortensen

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

yah boobs in comedy have basically been rendered obsolete by the internet, lil 11 y/os arent watching porkys waiting patiently for tits to flash in this day and age

that's a huge thing tho right, and prob deserving of its own thread

like fuck walking in the snow to school five miles a day bill cosby-style

seeing naked (unscrambled cablely) boobs when i was fourteen or so involved if not killing people then at least getting burrs on my jeans that i had to explain later to my mom. yeh, i was hiking and totally not looking for that muddied issue of oui magazine.

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I like The Producers okay, but the Mel Brooks film library could fall into a crack in the earth and I'd be all "meh".

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

dude beverly hills cop and most eddie murphy comedy in general has aged very poorly. true story: my grandma saw that film when it came out and she "loved it except for the four-letter words". so fuck that movie

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

finding porn in the woods was always such a sublime moment of grace

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

I saw high anxiety in the theater when I was 8 and I distinctly remember thinking "this is a terrible terrible movie"

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

yeh deric, like blazing saddles never meant shit to me. except for the largely gratuitous slice taken at salt of the earth types. ..."y'know, morons!"

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

Whose porn this is I think I know
The rest is in the village though
They will not see me stopping here
To crank on it until I blow

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

I saw high anxiety in the theater when I was 8 and I distinctly remember thinking "this is a terrible terrible movie"

yeh if you set out to make a satire of a a. hitchcock film 20 years after the fact, or a brian depalma redo- then i dunno...

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

does the pope beat off in the woods

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Re: The Happening, on my docket of projects that would be fun but are ultimately not worth the time/effort is a wacky, '60s style animated opening credits sequence for the movie featuring Mark n' Zoe trying to escape the clutches of a killer tree, set to "The Happening" by the Supremes.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

5yo me did love young frankenstein tho

still think this is one of the funniest scenes of anything ever but as DWH points out ymmv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTihT9NdkkQ

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT - i'm not the only one who found pron in the woods as a kid?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

I'd posit that once brooks stopped working with wilder his films got pretty dire

*braces for spaceballs fans to get up in my face*

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:44 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The reverse can be said, too. haunted honeymoon was probably the nadir

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

Everyone has found woods porn at least once

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

PS young frankenstein is one of the all time greats

and i'm a little ambivalent about brooks (strong supporter of the producers tho)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I just remembered that Haunted Honeymoon existed the other day and was saaaad. Wilder and Radner should've been gold.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Yep, me and my friends found a Penthouse in the woods in our neighborhood. For weeks we were giggling in school over "beaver hunt."

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I will rep for "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco in Young Frankenstein.

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

found my woods pron breaking into an abandoned ice shanty--like stacks of it. totally badass treasure find

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

didn't we find woods porn near yr parents' old house? I could have sworn we did

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

hah is that what lead to yr lifelong affection for ice shanties

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

wilder did some quality work outside his collabs w/ brooks - willy wonka, stuff w/ richard pryor (tho frankly I don't know how well those pryor/wilder movies have aged)

fun fact: his first film was bonnie & clyde

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit dudes i gots to post remaining shantys publications to see if yr famous

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

that is correct, DJP. the same abandoned ice shanty to which I referred above

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

that's what I thought! good times

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

there was an area of suburban woods near my house that had some porn kicking around in it along w/fading empty beer cans, i always attributed it to the teens who rode dirtbikes, walked through a half completed condo development to get there

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

wilder did some quality work outside his collabs w/ brooks - willy wonka, stuff w/ richard pryor (tho frankly I don't know how well those pryor/wilder movies have aged)

I remember loving stir crazy as a kid, but I'm afraid to revisit and be disappointed.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

IIRC Stir Crazy is still awesome

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think... I might not actually like comedies.

emil.y, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7lz5X2vKk

Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

there was an area of suburban woods near my house that had some porn kicking around in it along w/fading empty beer cans, i always attributed it to the teens who rode dirtbikes, walked through a half completed condo development to get there

lolxactly!! i literally did this. on foot and via bmx bicycle. sigh...

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers = 100% unfuckwithable for me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

hey guys i feel v bad abt leaving out beverly hills cop which was nommed in good faith on the other thread. fyi there have been write-ins, so BHC is not a wasted vote

I'm not going to leak anything more about submitted ballots again--just want wronged fans know that they can make the dream real

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 10:45 AM (1 hour ago)

not too late to ask a mod to edit the noms list post

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

fyi my ballot has 4 ashton kutcher films on it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot was entirely comprised of individual episodes of punkd

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

putting dude where's my car on yr ballot 4 times doesn't count you know

xp

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

cant even begin to think how hard narrowing down my kutcher list to fit on my romcom ballot is going to be

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

animal crackers is pretty amazing

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

how many anna faris movies on yr ballot, gr080

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

all

goole, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

no joke i got through abt 30 mins of Yogi Bear last nite before i went to bed (my DVR is set to auto-record anything w/ anna faris)

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

extended conversation here is so irrelevant it makes the whole of dadaism seem careerist and tightly-focused to the point of embarrassment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyH6i_rRAUM&feature=related

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

eh fuck it, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K8WtjelXEg

or the general.

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

what Chaplin movie(s) are ppl getting behind? my instinct is Modern Times but curious if that's the ilx favorite or not

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Great Dictator on my list

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

lot of stuff missing from the nom list, huh? just noticed house bunny + smiley face both aren't on it...

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

The Kid. although i didn't vote, but that's my fave.

piscesx, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

oops that was horribly unfunny

but this is just downright funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDD0eOq-0o

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

lot of stuff missing from the nom list, huh? just noticed house bunny + smiley face both aren't on it...

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 12:22 PM (1 minute ago)

wtf they were both on the noms thread

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

Modern Times was my Chaplin pick. I wrestled over having Great Dictator as well.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

The House Bunny
Smiley Face

― Mordy, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:10 AM (6 days ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

gr8080 did you include Butterfly Effect?

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

butterfly effect (alternate ending) - 50

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

setting up lots of composed shots would probably not create the kind of environment brooks was going for on set

i'm thinking that "great cinema" is almost antithetical to comedy for comedy's sake. i say "almost" cuz every rule has its exceptions, but when reduced to its essence, comedy is basically an informational genre (like pron). jokes are the information being delivered, and they tend to work best when the cinema is merely functional, a device that keeps the punchlines, pratfalls and comically wide neckties in the middle of the frame.

suspect that the closer movies are to a perfect 10 "pure comedy" on la g∞n scale, the more this will generally be true. cinema in flicks like airplane and police squad is rudimentary at best. and the more a film pays attention to things other than gags, the more room there is for, you know, filmmaking and suchlike.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

The Great Dictator = too much talk

Chaplin's shorts are more consistent than the features, but The Gold Rush through Modern Times all essential

It's a Gift may be even better than The Bank Dick, but Fields is the great deadbeat live-in dad of his era

comedy is basically an informational genre (like pron). jokes are the information being delivered

not necessarily, at all.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

i m/l vibe to that but at the same time my #1 is both pure comedy and v cinematic xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

comedy films poll nominations edits

fyi

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker films are onscreen jokebooks.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

Hey guys, I'm gonna do a sweep of the nom thread and locate missed movies. We have two posts missing now. I'll update the noms lost & have a request in to the mods tonight.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

just build off of gr8080's existing request

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Oh hey thx gr8080

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

SAVE ANNA FARIS

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

The best Chaplin film is Chaplin. His name's right in the title!

Ghost Oral (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

"...comedy is basically an informational genre (like pron). jokes are the information being delivered"

not necessarily, at all.

you missed the "when reduced to its essence..." part. quote out of context makes no sense, news at 11.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

ftr i'm not advocating late-entries, ppl should have to link to where the films were actually nominated on the noms thread

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

think we (collective) should do a thorough sweep through the noms list, pick up scatterlings, de-dupe, and normalize capitalization. then have a* mod update the original list.

* kind, brilliant, beautiful, sexually torrential, etc.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

or not

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

It might just be less work to repost a nomination in this thread if it got missed? Or I might just be talking out of my ass because I have no idea what ILX modding entails.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

probably requires fedexing punchcards to stet

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

if we can do one thousand edits to a videogame pollthread we can do a few edits to the OP here

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

Am I correct in my understanding that part of the function of the voting thread is to hype some underdog nominees? Because...

Just in case it's been a while and/or you're dismissing it because it involves puppets, I'd like to make a case for The Great Muppet Caper, the rare movie that makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it (although, obviously, everything below works better in the context of the movie, which you should do yourself a favor by watching):

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOi3HBrjhLg

2. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I suggest we jump.
Fozzie: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't say it was a *good* suggestion.
Beauregard: Maybe we could jump part-way.

3. [In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeaaah!
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.
Gonzo: I wonder how far you could plummet before you blacked out.
Kermit: Uh, don't try it, Gonzo. We need you for this movie.
Gonzo: Sure is tempting.

4. Lady Holiday: I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.
Nicky Holiday: [breathing down her neck] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.

5. Gonzo: Photography's an art. You gotta have the right film, you gotta have the right exposure, and you gotta scream just before they get the food to their mouth.

6. Fozzie: [drinking champagne] You know, if you put enough sugar in this stuff, it tastes just like ginger ale.

7. Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR!

8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axG56yD6mVQ

9. [Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
Father: No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.

10. The only genuinely hilarious Charles Grodin performance I've ever seen, a slew of great songs, and Muppets.

I hope you'll do the right thing this Super Tuesday and vote your conscience.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

10. The only genuinely hilarious Charles Grodin performance I've ever seen

this is def making my ballot:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0087635/

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

Also, Real Life. He killed in that. Literally. A horse.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

'i'm thinking that "great cinema" is almost antithetical to comedy for comedy's sake. i say "almost" cuz every rule has its exceptions'

for exceptions, were you thinking of babe 2: pig in the city? BECAUSE I WAS

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol at Morbz being simultaneously outraged that the blocking on Producers is basic, and that hundreds of black and white shorts where you're lucky if the stars manage to actually stay in the static frame weren't nominated

The Producers is the only Mel Brooks feature film that doesn't basically suck on a scale of "kinda" to "totally" though

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

I didnt want shorts, brah, cuz here that'd be like chimps w/ typewriters.

When my friend's son was about 8, I bought him a box set of the Universal '30s Frankensteins, partly so he would get the jokes in Young Frankenstein.

He is now 15 and I think his fave films are The Long Goodbye and Bulworth.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

Kim Morbs Il

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

no, this kid is going to knock some girl up any day now.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

glad to see this thread is getting even more heated then a bagel thing on here

dell (del), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

the long goodbye is my favorite movie most days

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

Reel talk.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

guys we forgot CAPTAIN RON

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

otm

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

captain (right)

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/81/1281899827_1.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ Morbz and his usual kvetching. dude, just vote for whatever films on the list that you think fit your definition of "comedy film"!

dein Arsch, mein Fuß, ihr Gesicht (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

and no, i did not vote for the 2012 Mets ... but only b/c they aren't on the poll!

dein Arsch, mein Fuß, ihr Gesicht (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

vaudeville hook is out for you

WHOOOOOOSH

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago)

can I vote for the security guard doing Walter Brennan and Stanwyck impersonations in The Long Goodbye

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

don't see Pillow Talk or any other Doris Days up there, tsk tsk

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

u were welcomed to nominate any weird old slideshows u wanted

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://goldenstate.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/20070705-railroadtracks.jpg

WHY LOOK AT THIS SINISTER CAD

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

philistine me, the only Chaplin film that made my ballot was "the great dictator" ... everything else might as well be that Snidely Whiplash slide that Mordy posted.

dein Arsch, mein Fuß, ihr Gesicht (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

worth tracking down (um, NSFW):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZisXbu2tI

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

chameleon street is a truly amazing film, but alas not nearly a comedy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

morbz comedy, omg why wasn't it nominated?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B_uRmhydk4

dein Arsch, mein Fuß, ihr Gesicht (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

it is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

*feels abt it*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

that pie fight flick is a right ole good time and i chortled heartily throughout. five out of five horseshoes from me.

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

i especially liked it when the pie hit that one fellow in the face. a riot!

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

*fondles iphone while chortling, invokes the ghost of nicky cage

dell (del), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

it IS funny make no mistake about it ... i just like making fun of (what i imagine to be) morbz's taste in comedies.

i'll probably be just as bewildered and disgusted at this poll's results, too.

dein Arsch, mein Fuß, ihr Gesicht (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ Morbz and his usual kvetching. dude, just vote for whatever films on the list that you think fit your definition of "comedy film"!

lol as if Morbz will vote, then he'd be complicit in the results

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of bulworth, why was that piece of crap nominated?

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

b/c someone thought it was funny.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)

because of the excellent rapping

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen bullworth. i just can't imagine watching a movie with that name. plus the idea of rapping beatty makes me want to preemptively die.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

In fairness, I don't think Rapping Beatty was meant to be in any way life affirming.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 10:11 (thirteen years ago)

The only thing I remember from Bulworth is the term "nappy dugout"

pandemic, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, keep "imagining" Eisbaer. A PIE FIGHT! OOOH, IN EVERY OLD TIME MOVIE EVER! You know fuck-all about my taste in anything.

Name some funnier films about the modern Democratic Party than Bulworth. No, you can't do that, cuz you haven't seen it and it's the only one. Also, yeah, THE RAPPING IS SPOSED TO BE GOOD, THAT'S WHAT BEATTY WAS GOING FOR.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

I almost nominated the Long Goodbye

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I missed off "The Last Detail", never mind.

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

I'll go one better: Name any other films about the modern Democratic Party.

(BTW I liked Bulworth the one time I saw it. Haven't seen it again since but I like Beatty so I give him a pretty wide leash.)

You know fuck-all about my taste in anything.

If you spent one-tenth as much time talking about this as you did calling everyone else stupid, maybe he would! I, for one, am genuinely curious about what you actually like.

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

Once again, not voting, because I have trouble whittling down these list, but I look forward to Monday morning quarterbacking!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

Just sent my ballot, here's my cineaste breakdown...

Silent movies: 1
Pre-1960s movies: 8
Non-American movies: 17
Movies with Chaplin: 2
Movies with "Weird" Al Yankovic: 2

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'll go one better: Name any other films about the modern Democratic Party.

Primary Colors, Wag the Dog, etc...

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

The former, yes; the latter, no. In the movie, the President's name and party go unnoted, and in the source novel, he's specifically George H.W. Bush.

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

Not a comedy, but Ides of March is a pretty straightforward Dems suck movie, no?

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, Head of State and Distinguished Gentleman then.

(x-post)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

"An American President," "Dave," ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

I have seen precisely zero of these, but how many of them are about the Democrats rather than a Democratic president?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol morbs likes bulworth

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

I have been trying to figure out which muppet movie will go on my list. I will totally support The Great Muppet Caper

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ my man

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

i'm voting muppets take manhattan

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Those are all good movies but unfortunately none of them are The Muppet Movie.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Caper is the funniest.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

Ides of March is a pretty straightforward Dems suck movie, no?

Didn't see it, but hard to believe since the director is "disappointed in Democrats who are disappointed in O_____."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

also it's about blowjobs n' shit instead of bribery and murder, right?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

r u disappointed in the director who is disappointed in democrats who are disappointed in obama

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

see obama's not a liberal according to morbs' definition so I see no conflict here

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

"according to morbs' definition"

funnier than all yr fave comedies as a 13-y.o.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I meant that literally!

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

bulworth may be the funniest movie about the democratic party but it's still not funny and not smart either

goole, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

filmmakers don't make movies about shitty liberals because they are shitty liberals generally!

goole, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

Bulworth is mainly notable for being one of a string of movies for Halle Berry to look ridiculously hot in

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

Bulworth is one of the movies in here that's more unintentionally funny than it is intentionally

some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

funny enough it's really hard to find warren beatty's opinions on obama because there's some rightwing internet hack working as "warren beatty"

goole, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

opinions are like assholes, eh

(they proliferate on messageboards)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

also it's about blowjobs n' shit instead of bribery and murder, right?

Well, it's more about dems sinking into craven politicking and losing their idealism and playing the game and such and such. And going beyond just the tip.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

"losing their idealism"

now THAT'S funny!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

But, you know, I see how it's missing that cutting edge, timeless appeal of old men getting mad that they're not down with the kids anymore.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

which was in...?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

opinions are like assholes in that we'll probably never get an honest view of yours

goole, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

what you get of my opinions here is the max I can afford thru timewasting... same as a jackoff like icey, only a tad more sincere

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

well i never

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

you literally have no capacity to talk about anything without a dumb insult tacked on, do you?

goole, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Muppet movie. If I have it was when I was so young that I have no recollection of doing so.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

ENBB WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON ILX GO WATCH THE MUPPET MOVIE NOOOOW

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

haha which one? I am home sick so I could actually make that happen although it's not that appealing a prospect? idk. I feel like maybe this is something that isn't that great if you don't have fond memories from childhood attached to it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

"the muppet movie"

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

and yes, the movies are pretty good and watching half a dozen episodes of the show is highly recommended

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I remember watching the show as a kid just not the movies. OK, I will see if it's streaming.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

The Muppet Show >>>>> any theatrical muppet movie imo

some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, I was just looking at quotes from the movie and realized I'd almost forgotten the running Hare Krishna joke

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Hey guys, I just want to take a second to rep for Down by Law. seriously hilarious. waits, lurie & benigni are hilarious together. lurie at his funniest (see also fishing with john). One of my favorite benigni performances.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

Henson-era Muppets productions are pretty much the epitome and apex of 'something for everyone all-ages entertainment'. Kids come for the puppets, adults stay for the wit and sophistication.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

x-post I've never seen Down by Law either which is surprising considering how much I like some of Jarmusch's other stuff. Neither that nor The Muppet Movie are available instantly though. Fing Netflix.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

yeah all my son wants to watch these days is Muppets, and generally i prefer Fraggle Rock to present-day Sesame Street, been meaning to get some old Muppet Show DVDs

some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

hell I even liked "The Muppet Babies"

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

I LOVED Muppet Babies. You mean the cartoon, right? I watched that all the time.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Down By Law is rad

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

x-post I also loved Fraggle Rock. A lot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's the secret shame of an entire generation that we watched so much Muppet Babies

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

baby fozzie was probably my fave followed closely by baby gonzo

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

Muppet Babies was funny!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

They were so cute!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

their Star Wars spoof was funnier than Spaceballs.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

And they had fun imaginary adventures.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

omg I remember that

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

No arguments here, again

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten, I am supporting Troll 2 for you, man. Plus I am going to watch hobo w/a shotgun before I vote.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

I woke up crying one day in second grade because I had a dream that I had a Muppet Babies lunch box and at that waking moment, I wanted it to be true so bad. So my mom went out that day and bought me one.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2500000/Muppet-Babies-Vintage-1985-Lunch-Box-lunch-boxes-2554488-504-378.jpg

I was too embarrassed to ever take it to school.

beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Love this episode: Piggy goes mental on Scooter's sister:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xvv0eoWehM

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

btw did Skeeter get the Susan Pevensie treatment?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Muppet Babies make beachville's dreams come true

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think I've only ever seen the Muppet version of A Christmas Carol, which isn't so great.

emil.y, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Don't like any of the ones where they play other characters

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

btw did Skeeter get the Susan Pevensie treatment?

there was an Robot Chicken spoof of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" starring the Muppets/Muppet Babies concerning this very question

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

I think I've only ever seen the Muppet version of A Christmas Carol, which isn't so great.

It was post-Henson, so yeah.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

Just watched that Robot Chicken sketch. It really is the worst show

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

oh come on now, Whitney is still on the air

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, robot chicken is always the worst thing ever

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Down By Law is rad

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:06 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

down by law IS rad. better & funnier than stranger than paradise, at least funnier than anything that came after.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

also, i want to extend a lifetime supply of thank you to whoever nominated hamlet 2. watched that last night. one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. i died, literally.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

down by law is so great

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

i'm totally voting for it

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

^_^

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

i also love how Morbs thinks lagoon is ruining this precious poll/discussion, while his hands are totally clean

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

lagoon is bringing lols itt but he awarded all his points to garfield so I don't know what to think

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

o man my ballot is going to be s0 bossss just u wait

peebutt fartbottom (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

i'm putting you down for timecop just fyi

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

i am giving all my points to 8 movies

peebutt fartbottom (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

I know it's 20 movies minimum, but can I just put my favorite Apatow one ten times for Morbs' sake?

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

y'all better vote for Tootsie

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

for this scene alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnHqiipcw6g

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

also, i want to extend a lifetime supply of thank you to whoever nominated hamlet 2. watched that last night. one of the funniest movies i've ever seen.

You're welcome. I sadly didn't have room for it in my ballot, but it is very funny.

It's been years since I saw Down By Law, and though I liked it a lot, I don't remember it being primarily a comedy? Didn't include it in my ballot for that reason, but maybe it's time to rewatch it...

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

tootsie mrs. doubtfire and some like it hott are all on my list

peebutt fartbottom (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

(xx-post)

Tootsie was also one of the movies I had to cut from my ballot. I wish I'd had a 100 votes in this poll.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Hamlet 2 was a huge disappointment for me. Coogan just isn't funny in American

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for Tootsie actually, tho I considered it. It's an odd kind of a comedy, a movie that's pretty funny without having very many actual jokes in it

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

it does have a VERY lol 80s sdtk/score tho tbf

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

I really need to see Hamlet 2. I've heard both really good and really bad things about it, but it was written by the same woman who wrote Hot Rod and cowrote South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (and was a writer on South Park), so I'm inclined to believe the former.

Gorilla Moustache Hoarder (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

Coogan just isn't funny in American

poo. the trip isn't a patch on hamlet 2.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

Tootsie will be on my ballot for sure--and gets one of my Top 10 spots for funniest line ever: "That is one nutty hospital." (Or is the emphasis placed on "one"?)

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

well i don't want to get in an argument about it. I was really looking forward to it, in no small part due to Pam Brady's involvement, but it fell almost entirely flat for me. I've only seen the tv version of The Trip but i did like it a lot.

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

The score of Tootsie is pretty high up on my list of non-important things in movies I wish I could just eliminate so they wouldn't distract me.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i think Tootsie is crazy under rated; not on ILX of course, but i don't see why in the real world it's not considered as good as/ better than all that 'screwball' crap from the supposed Golden Age.

piscesx, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

cuz it's not. the Lange-Hoffman plot is ordinary.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

(again, Pauline Kael OTM)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to watch one of those Bob Hope flicks that Morbs loves so much last night and was bored beyond belief.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Kael loved Tootsie though; she gave it the mildest of slaps.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

I think her only mild complaint--justified, I think--was the "I became a better man by being a woman" messaging. She pretty much loved it other than that.

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

LOL, she would.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

I also tried to watch a Bob Hope flick I found on VHS. Are all of his films just him and a bunch of other people telling jokes in front of army guys?

Gorilla Moustache Hoarder (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

I like Tootsie a lot too! It is, in fact, the first film I ever reviewed, for a college weekly. It simply falls short of the best of all that 'screwball' crap (and it is pretty screwball, which makes me wonder why the Screwball Hater loves it so.

I tried to watch one of those Bob Hope flicks

Name it. There is a wide range of Hope on the quality scale.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

I don't believe I said I loved it. But it is funnier than vintage screwball.

Eric H., Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

How? What irks you about My Man Godfrey and The Awful Truth, in particular?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

It was Road to Bali.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

Aw man, I LOVED road to bali. But I grew up watching movies from this era w/my parents, so the humor of the Road Movies was burned into my brain at the same time I was being exposed to The Jerk, Airplane, and Young Frankenstein.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

not an outstanding Road, the next-to-last in the series I think.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

I could watch My Man Godfrey every hour. Eugene Pallette should have drunk from the fountain of youth and starred in every movie ever.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

"Carlo" in that movie is hysterical (will be in my top ten). Don't know the actor's name

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

my man godfrey's definitely gonna make my ballot. you know, when i get the list down from 200 to 50...

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

hey so speaking of Airplane! one time I tried to watch Airplane! but I gave up because it wasn't funny, is this normal y/n

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

Eugene Pallette is adorable and hilarious. Love her in The Lady Eve.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

I think I just fundamentally don't like Bob Hope. Bing Crosby was fine.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

Eugene Pallette is adorable and hilarious. Love her in The Lady Eve.

I missed the scene where he was in drag

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

saw Pallette play a BUTLER in an Irene Dunne comedy recently, which was odd.

someone just wrote a piece about how When Harry Met Sally ruined the "romcom." Word.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

Playing outraged was never the same after Pallette died. I mean look at'em

http://www.lileks.com/bw/noir/suspense/4.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

fucking hate WHMS so much

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it's no good

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

it was Andrew O'Hehir:

http://www.salon.com/2012/03/06/when_harry_met_sally_and_ruined_the_rom_com/singleton/

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not going to just stand idly by while you rapscallions besmirch Meg Ryan's comic genius.

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

She's not bad in I.Q. That's all I got.

you guys really nominated Pauly Shore films over Say Anything and High Fidelity, huh?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

That was my bad. I kinda forgot that Shore was in Encino Man

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

(hides)I really like WHMS, it's one of only 2 outright 'romcoms' that I allowed on my ballot.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

I never saw Say Anything

I've also never seen any Pauly Shore movies

I did see High Fidelity, it was okay if punchable

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

High Fidelity was nominated. Say Anything is more of a kickboxing movie, though.

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

you guys really nominated Pauly Shore films over Say Anything and High Fidelity, huh?

don't much care for either. why didn't you nominate them?

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

I ain't gonna lie: When Harry Met Sally would've made it into my top 75.

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

High Fidelity is on the list under "hi fidelity", unless that's some obscure Jean Arthur flick

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

I can understand why people complain about certain films not being nominated. I, too, am sick and tired of these nomination lists being cobbled together by cigar-chomping autocrats in shadowy back rooms. When, I ask you...when will a populace of concerned ilxors be allowed a voice?

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

I was prioritizing all the pre-1950 stuff and also kinda don't give a shit

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

I think you secretly do

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

no, it's all about megalomania, read the other posts Veg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

One addendum to Tootsie: my favourite line, now that I think about it, might be "Will I ever see you again?"

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

Cameron Crowe sucks

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

since Say Anything, sure

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

One addendum to Tootsie: my favourite line, now that I think about it, might be "Will I ever see you again?"

Sex changes things (looks impassively under sheets at her breasts).

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

I maintain that Cameron Crowe's output has been pretty consistent in terms of quality. The critical faves are overpraised and his supposed duds get more grief than they should. I honestly couldn't say that any one one of his films are any better or worse than another of his films. Except maybe Singles (which I haven't seen in forever) and Zoomania! (which I haven't seen at all).

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i think Tootsie is crazy under rated; not on ILX of course, but i don't see why in the real world it's not considered as good as/ better than all that 'screwball' crap from the supposed Golden Age.

FYI its on AFI's top 100 list

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

High Fidelity fucking sucks, I'm sorry. There's no way a girl who knows about music would walk into a record shop when Stereolab are playing and go "oooh, please mister record shop man, is this Stereolab?". FUCK YOU HIGH FIDELITY.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

agree that Cameron Crowe is terrible, Fast Times (which he did not direct) aside

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

I definitely had girls come up to me at the register and chat with me about the record that was playing. Not that unusual.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

"Carlo" in that movie is hysterical (will be in my top ten). Don't know the actor's name

Mischa Auer (he got an Oscar nod), and, unfortunately, we disagree.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

oh c'mon. Even for Palette's reactions to him

Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

I do love Palette's smile as he leads Carlo to a room and beats the shit out of him; the sequence is like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

as for Tootsie, is it really the last great expensive Hollywood comedy? Bits of The Birdcage are the only things that come close.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

why were those films expensive

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

paying superstar salaries and Elaine May to doctor/write scripts.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

also wigs and fake boobs

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

I hear Hoffman's daily Brazilian set them back a pretty penny.

Living It Up, Southern Style (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

the only problem i have w/high fidelity is that in a universe where john cusack doesn't exist and there is only a record store clerk who looks like john cusack, he's not hooking up w/catherine zeta-jones, what's her name from 'justified', lisa bonet, that swedish chick, and not getting possibly hit on by natasha gregson wagner.

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

otherwise, a wonderful film!

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

I have a lot of sentimental love for High Fidelity.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

did u date John Cusack

Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

A lot of times these films make me think of a single line. High Fidelity = "I never thought I'd say this, but mind if I get back to work?" (The film gibed fairly well with my experience working in a similar record store, minus sex with Lisa Bonet--the fight to control the turntable, the long stretches of boredom, etc.)

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

High Fidelity was pretty stupid. the funniest bit (Tim Robbins ponytail/beating death) didn't even involve the main characters or the overall theme of the movie

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait I guess the beating death did happen in the store. whatever.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

i think of

"what's this?"
"The Beta Band"
"It's good"
"I know"

very annoying

Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

I definitely had girls come up to me at the register and chat with me about the record that was playing. Not that unusual.

― polyphonic, Thursday, March 8, 2012 12:10 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. What I am saying is that a girl who knows about music, and who knows about Stereolab, does not sidle up the record shop guy, and be all like "oh please please validate me mister man, I am the strongest female character you'll get but I am still going to simper around and be a fucking abominable dickhead just to show how much more men know about music". FUCK YOU HIGH FIDELITY.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think anyone who's listened to Stereolab would hear them and ask the question "is this Stereolab?" because it is really fucking obvious when it is Stereolab, if you are familiar with their ouevre.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i knew it was on some AFI list (at number one too i think) but it's still not.. canon the way all sortsa stuff like His Girl Friday or whatever are/is.

piscesx, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

maybe she only had a passing familiarity with Stereolab?

Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

Shakey OTM, this is a large part of my point. It would be like asking "is this The Fall?" or something when it is quite clearly MES blethering on. This is a character who is supposed to know stuff about music, yet because she's some puny girl and not the ALL-KNOWING GENIUS main character, she still fucks it up.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

maybe she knew it was stereolab and was looking for an "in"?

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

maybe she thought it could be some krautrock thing that Stereolab ripped off

Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

Or maybe the film is a sexist piece of shit?

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

My main problem with the movie was that I don't think Green Day sounds like Stiff Little Fingers.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

Another blow to HF's cred: do only guys care so much about Elvis Costello?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

wait, doesn't it feature some kid getting schooled on "real punk rock" or something too, though?

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

tbh if the way musical knowledge is approached is the biggest gender imbalance issue in that film then it's winning gold stars I didn't know about

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'm a fan of Say Anything but it didn't cross my mind that it would ever come up in this conversation, it's got a few really funny lines but is really not much of a comedy.

have actually thought of voting for High Fidelity off the strength of the then-not-tired Jack Black stuff

some dude, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

btw if she is supposed to be all "knowledgable about contemporary music" why is the big scene where Cusack's character loves her involve her covering Peter Frampton?!?

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

Is there a High Fidelity thread somewhere.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

there's a High Fidelity board on this site fyi

some dude, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. What I am saying is that a girl who knows about music, and who knows about Stereolab, does not sidle up the record shop guy, and be all like "oh please please validate me mister man, I am the strongest female character you'll get but I am still going to simper around and be a fucking abominable dickhead just to show how much more men know about music". FUCK YOU HIGH FIDELITY.

― emil.y, Wednesday, March 7, 2012 4:55 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i often ask if the record playing is by so-and-so, even when i'm p damn sure it is. but then i'm a guy, and we tend to be kind of passive like that.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

btw if she is supposed to be all "knowledgable about contemporary music" why is the big scene where Cusack's character loves her involve her covering Peter Frampton?!?

cuz she's cool

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

there's a High Fidelity board on this site fyi

Is there any slash on it

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:19 (thirteen years ago)

It all involves Denise having sex with the Walking Lemons.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assert that the characters in High Fidelity aren't meant to be wholly sympathetic? I mean, one of the major through-lines of the movie is Cusack's slowly-dawning realization of his douchedom...more or less capped by his continuing to act like a douche.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

That part is Nick Hornby autobio iirc

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

Joan Cusack in Jack Black comedy School of Rock much better than John Cusack in Jack Black comedy High Fidelity -- she is the superior Cusack

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

tbh if the way musical knowledge is approached is the biggest gender imbalance issue in that film then it's winning gold stars I didn't know about

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh no, it's worse than that, but this is supposed to be a character who knows about music, and the best they can do is show her wimping about and deferring to the dude. I take this pretty fucking personally.

i often ask if the record playing is by so-and-so, even when i'm p damn sure it is. but then i'm a guy, and we tend to be kind of passive like that.

― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:18 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're not a character in a film. Your day-to-day interactions are not semiotic indications of what you are like and where your place is (well, actually, they are, but to a lesser degree). Everything this person says is indicative of what the authors wish to display to their audience, and the message is loud and clear: these guys, who can make lists of any musical theme off the top of their heads, know more than this woman, who is at the very top of female musical knowledge.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

Joan Cusack in Jack Black comedy School of Rock much better than John Cusack in Jack Black comedy High Fidelity -- she is the superior Cusack

Where does Joan Cusack in Jack Black comedy High Fidelity rank?

Mordy, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assert that the characters in High Fidelity aren't meant to be wholly sympathetic?

No, they're not meant to be that sympathetic. However, I don't take issue with whether the women are meant to be nicer than the male characters. I take issue with the very clear assertion that men know more about music. Which they don't. FUCK YOU HIGH FIDELITY.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

there ilx goes again, making me want to defend a movie I don't even like.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

Well, that's fair

tbh the entire point of the film is that dude knows a lot of music but nothing about how to relate to other people, which women apparently magically 'get'

THANKS FOR TELLING ME MEN CAN'T RELATE, HIGH FIDELITY

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol high fidelity suxxx ok argument settled

peebutt fartbottom (Lamp), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Where does Joan Cusack in Jack Black comedy High Fidelity rank?"
doesn't joan cusack in high fidelity basically play the same role as sarah silverman in school of rock?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yeah, mh, I'm totally up for knocking it from the male perspective too, don't worry. It's just a) I'm a massive music-loving female, and so that bit gets me the most angry, and b) it's goddamn sexist from every possible angle. FUCK YOU HIGH FIDELITY.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

high fidelity is basically a drag city 'broken flowers' w/the protagonist's personal relationship tragedies likewise magnified in his own narcissistic mind to be all about himself and not the other person (cf. the key shot of him delivering a self-absorbed monologue as lili taylor falls apart in the doorway behind him.)

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

but mainly i like it for the tim robbins murder scene

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

jack black was awesome in bob roberts

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

this jack black movie wasn't very good, exactly, but it had a quiet charm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpads8s5mik

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

For some reason a bunch of people my age have some nostalgia for Empire Records, as far as record store movies go

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

on the strength of "Until I Hear It From You"?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

there's someone on this board that i happen to know LOVES empire records

Mordy, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

to revive a topic from several hours ago (sorry, i work people) ... tootsie and hi fidelity are both funny, but neither made it onto my ballot -- while no small number of "all that 'screwball' crap from the supposed Golden Age" did.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

then again, i also voted for "back to school" so what do i know?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

this isn't the sort of place you should ask rhetorical questions

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

I have a major soft spot for Back to School. Not sure I'll vote for it, mind you. It's actually kind of shit, but I still like it.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

it is, admittedly, probably the shittiest film that i voted for ... since i left off better off dead (another funny-but-kinda-shit film that i love).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

i have a major soft spot for empire records but it's deeply stupid and i would not vote for it in this or any other poll.

horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol otm

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://kerrimaniscalco.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/tumblr_lmdxjr9mcf1qchqp3o1_500.gif

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

God I had such a crush on Ethan Embry after that movie. Sadly, he did not age well at all and I have it from good sources that he might be an asshole irl. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, i voted for some renoir, lubitsch and bunuel films, just barely left bergman's smiles of a summer night offa my ballot, and i would've voted for both la dolce vita and i vitelloni had they been on the list ... so feel my so-refined-wit cred, yo!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

the best Jack Black movie is the one where he has a talking motorcycle (voiced by Owen Wilson iirc)

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

Heat Vision and Jack

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

That was a TV pilot, wasn't it?

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

unaired TV pilots are not elgible for this poll

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

I think the closest thing to an art film I voted for is Freddy Got Fingered.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Ooops. I voted for maybe five unaired television pilots. I wish someone had been a little clearer on the rules.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol musos reacting to High Fidelity the way I reacted to Moneyball

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

La Dolce Vita is def not a comedy, at least outside Hoboken

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

if it makes me laugh, it's a comedy.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

When are ballots due?

Jeff, Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

if it makes me laugh, it's a comedy.

In early '94 when I saw Schindler's List in a near-empty theatre. A guy sitting by himself in the front row would snicker to himself every time a Jew was shot.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

operative word being "ME" there ... schindler's list did not make me laugh. i am not possessed by the spirit of Seth Putnam.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

that said ... i do acknowledge that i think that the exorcist, the texas chainsaw massacre and the human centipede are comedies by my definition.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

Jeff -

"not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun: BEST COMEDY FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD (CLOSES FRI MARCH 23)"

I assume that means they're due the 23rd.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

That makes sense. I was just looking in the first post. Ha.

Jeff, Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

Does anyone know what day of the week the 23rd falls on? Thanks.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

i want to change my ballot and vote for music nerds mad at high fidelity because its p funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

:D

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol some one ranted at me once because the album rumors by the band fleetwood mac was featured in one scene all like thats not an obscure album and this guys suposed to work at a record store come on

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

its doubly funny because it really is a loathsome film

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

Pssh, those dudes couldn't even figure out that a couple a' skate punks clowned 'em with that Royal Trux track. They weren't all that.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

royal trux are far and away the best thing abt the film

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

oh loathsome filmgoers

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)

^ book title?

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

No one repping for Deuce Bigalow, for shame

badg, Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

Loathesome people should do us all a favor and refrain from going to films.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

u mean TEXTERS

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

lots of deranged RW commentors on breitbart talking about how they boycott movies because of the libs, it's a start.

omar little, Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

I couldn't figure out which Rob Schneider film deserved the highest honors, but then I remembered that we're still waiting for the release of The ¡Rob! Movie.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Peeing (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to nominate a bunch of Rob Schneider films but couldn't bring myself to it :(

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

Is this due to imagined social pressure, or because they're fucking terrible?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

It wouldn't have been because I was going to vote for them, of that I am fairly sure.

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

We have 19 ballot submissions thus far. My ballot is done and I've started compiling the results. It looks like we have a diverse range of tastes being represented in this poll. That means every ballot counts and has a great deal of impact on the results! You still have 2 weeks to vote. FRI MARCH 23 is on March 23. It's a Friday.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

vote everyone vote take party in meaningful democracy!

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

^voted equiv of Rent Is Too Damn High party

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

Friday, Friday
Gonna vote by Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward
To the results, results

Tabulate, tabulate (YEAH!)
Tabulate, tabulate (YEAH!)
Vote, vote, vote, vote
Lookin' forward to the results

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

The voters are too damn high

Eric H., Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

vote vote til ur too damn high

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

wait so morbs voted for robin harris in house party?

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

you've had some of Chaplin's coke from the lunch scene in Modern Times

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

morbs voted grumpy old men HA

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

DJB, can't wait for all the results parodies/remixes.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

glad to see high fidelity get a kicking

goole, Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

you're right, gotta knock down such a cultural colossus of mythologizing 40somethings and their indie-rockism.

(Armond White's a hater too)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

I should have had campaign buttons made "VOTE FOR COMEDY"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

I was gonna vote for High Fidelity but y'all have helped me see the error of my ways. I guess I'll throw a bone to I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell instead.

One Hundred Years Of Solid Food (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

I hadn't intended on voting for High Fidelity--it's okay--but the fierce attacks almost make me want to.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

no kiddin' why wouldn't they

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, because, y'know, fuck women. They're all stupid whiny dickheads who should be patronised at every opportunity.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

there there, dear

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

oy

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

the movie is (sadly) way better than the book, i guess

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I feel better about Cusack being Nick Hornby, it kind of tempers the self-involved douchiness somehow

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

doesnt everyone just h8 high fidelity, i was under the impression this was agreed upon

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

I have a soft spot for it but it's not high on my list of favorites. And it hasn't aged well AT ALL

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

It never occurred to me that High Fidelity patronized women in particular. (Admission: I'm not a woman.) It cuts corners and simplifies all over the place, which is why it's not close to being a great film, but it basically seemed innocuous to me--and, as I wrote above, fairly accurate about record-store employment based upon my own experiences. I went through this with Up in the Air too. I guess I just don't get offended as easily as I used to when it comes to movies.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

i think the thing w/high fidelity is it hits that lame but funny sweet spot that makes u feel guilty and gross for loling

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I quite like the resolution of the romance, where Iben Hjejle says "You've worn me down, I surrender, you've got me." Two thirds of marriages in a nutshell.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

ha

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

(it's usually the man with hets, but that's a nice twist)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

One thing I liked was the scene where the store was really busy (for a change), and it felt like working in a record store can be a really fun thing. The Beta Band would hardly have been my first choice for the soundtrack, but I remember moments like that in my store, and I thought it caught that kind of day really well.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

The best music-store workplace comedy, remains of course The Shop Around the Corner (Lubitsch, 1940) with James Stewart and Margaret Sullavan. (Later bastardized into You've Got Mail by... that... person.)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

No argument there.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Shop Around The Corner is so lovely!! And I love that the Wizard of Oz is in it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

cant remember his name, too lazy to google (flag me, I deserve it)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Morgan?...Henry Morgan? Not Harry, and not Joe, I know that.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, great film that apparently I need to see again soon--I don't remember the shop being a music store? On a short list with The Apartment of comedies featuring suicide attempts (which makes me think maybe I should have included Royal Tenenbaums on my ballot after all).

rob, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Frank Morgan. He's in about every other MGM film of the era.

The suicide attempts are the only stuff I like in Harold & Maude.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

(but those are fake)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

OK, I guess the Shop is not exclusively a music store. There's a scene centered on a music box, I think.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, I just read somewhere that it's a "gift shop." I think I thought it was a haberdashery or something because they're all dressed so nicely. A world where gift shop clerks wear suits kind of makes it fantasy as much as comedy now.

rob, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

It was always fantasy. They're all Hungarian!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

hungarians r real people tho iirc

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

I wasn't aware until reading this thread that High Fidelity had become capable of stoking Triumph of the Will-level moral outrage.

One Hundred Years Of Solid Food (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

doesnt everyone just h8 high fidelity, i was under the impression this was agreed upon

i don't hate high fidelity, not at all. i'm of the tribe (40-something indie nerd, ex-record shop employee, professional ne'er do well, "hey, look, double nickels!") and will happily admit that it's quite good for what it is. i just don't have particuarly strong feelings about it either way.*

the jack black/john cusack interactions are funny, the general portrait of type, era and culture is both accurate and affectionate, and the romance is affecting in an agreeably low-key sort of way. it's a perfectly good movie that's subtly damned by being no more than that. also, it probably hits a little too close to home. gives me that itchy-sweater, "target market" feeling, and i do chafe so very easily.

* except for the royal trux song. i have v strong feelings abt royal trux.

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Triumph of the Will is pretty funny though, right? I thought it was on the list.

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

What's not on the list is Beat the Devil!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

i thought about beat the devil, but decided against. i saw it ages ago and remember it fondly, but the memory is too faded for me to honestly call it a favorite.

contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

I missed the part of Triumph of the Will where a fat white guy dutifully carries on the the decades-old tradition of fat white guys ruining Otis Redding songs

xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

i would prob put 'shop around the corner' in my all-time top 30 list, but somehow doesn't quite feel like a comedy.

regretting that i forgot to nominate 'baby doll,' which is hilarious.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

egad, how does it 'feel'??

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

I missed the part of Triumph of the Will where a fat white guy dutifully carries on the the decades-old tradition of fat white guys ruining Otis Redding songs

My favorite variant of that tradition is when they ruin an Otis Redding song by singing 'Let's Get It On'.

One Hundred Years Of Solid Food (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Let's get it on the dock of the bay"

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

i would prob put 'shop around the corner' in my all-time top 30 list, but somehow doesn't quite feel like a comedy.

The same with me. It's been many year since I saw it, so my memory is kinda fuzzy, but I remember it being more like a low-key melodrama than a comedy.

Tuomas, Friday, 9 March 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)

lubitsch films are sort of their own genre, tho i did wind up putting 'to be or not to be' on my list.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 9 March 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry to burst your bubble, bro, but I'm pretty sure Mel Brooks did that movie (but I think that Shakesbeard guy wrote it).

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

Lubitsch did the Jack Benny one.

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know what any of those words mean.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 11:14 (thirteen years ago)

Jack Benny is the guy in the joke where he's tied to a tree.

Tuomas, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:31 (thirteen years ago)

yay!

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 12:02 (thirteen years ago)

The shop in The Shop Around The Corner is an early twentieth century K-Mart, really: he sells all kinds of bric a brac.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 March 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

you people tear my heart out

Ernst Lubitsch (January 29, 1892 – November 30, 1947) was a German-born film director. His urbane comedies of manners gave him the reputation of being Hollywood's most elegant and sophisticated director; as his prestige grew, his films were promoted as having "the Lubitsch touch."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

Geez, I thought Rob Reiner was Hollywood's most elegant and sophisticated director.

clemenza, Friday, 9 March 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

naw that's frank marshall

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 9 March 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

To Be or Not To Be made my ballot. I like to think of the scene with Siletsky's body in the office as the comedy precursor to another classic, Weekend at Bernie's.

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Friday, 9 March 2012 12:55 (thirteen years ago)

My favorite variant of that tradition is when they ruin an Otis Redding song by singing 'Let's Get It On'.

lol brain still addled with PTSD from having to watch the Commitments in high school I guess

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

being elegant and sophisticated as shit, I think I voted for at least 4 Lubitsches, a fun word to say out loud

rob, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

where my Lubitsches at

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

You should see Rob Reiner soft shoe. Surprisingly dainty.

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.peoplequiz.com/images/quizzes/michael-stivic-mea-6636.gif

His Cary Grant phase.

clemenza, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Rob Reiner's fall '75 hosting of SNL is largely unbearable.

so I'm wondering why the board's #1 champion of Hellzapoppin claims to be submitting an all-post-1975 ballot, and can only conclude he has figured out he likes it because of the dance number.

(and you're stuck with Hardly Working and Smorgasbord for Jerry Lewis?)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't even really drafted my ballot yet, and Sullivan's Travels probably won't even really be on it.

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

Hellzapoppin might, mostly for the first 10 minutes.

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

"Where is the dog-gorn cat?"

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

life ain't nothing but lubitsches and sturges

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/house/film/us87_3.jpg

l-r: Eric H., Preston Sturges

rob, Friday, 9 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

I watched The Bank Dick last night. I liked it far less than It's a Gift.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

"a river of beer flowing over your grandmother's paisley shawl"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

I love Hellzapoppin, but mostly just for the dance number that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Rob Reiner's fall '75 hosting of SNL is largely unbearable.

Fixed!

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Watched Hobo With a Shotgun the other night. That's some top-notch ridiculousness. Ruger Hauer ftw!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

top 100 movies that appeal to the kind of people who say "ftw"

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

boo to you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

meh

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon Alfred! Grady Sutton, Franklin Pangborn, and Shemp Howard have some of their finest moments in The Bank Dick.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

i hate people who like the wrong things

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

you must hate ILX

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

with all the love my heart can mustard

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

lol "mustard"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

at least you relish my posts

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

even if you're a brat

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

Franklin Pangborn

You know how almost everything kids post on the gay thread makes you feel homophobic, Morbs? ...

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

What's going on? I need to ketchup.

clemenza, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

oh sweet cheeses

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

it's kind of a bunfight in here

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

don't get saucy with me

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

etc...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

at least noone can act surprised when Good Burger tops the poll results now

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

So many rye comments itt. I can't pickle which one is my favoritunasalad!

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Nice drive-thru campaigning!

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

(totally on my list too, btw)

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

mayo burn in hell warm weather for suggesting such a thing

xxxp

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

favoritunasalad lol

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, Eric debate Franklin Pangborn

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/photo-actors-w/walter-matthau-george-burns-the-sunshine-boys.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

and the lips of Eddie Redmayne

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

comedy

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

I love Hellzapoppin, but mostly just for the dance number that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, March 9, 2012 5:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, this is the main thing for me, too.

emil.y, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

ANYWAY, is this the repping thread, as well as the pre-match bitchfight thread?

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o60QOHtq3ws

The best rendering of Hamlet ever, courtesy of The Magic Christian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bXAj_-LAK4

Thundercrack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHTvLlAGUq4

emil.y, Friday, 9 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I have seen neither thundercrack! nor beyong the valley of the dolls. which one should I see first?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

beyond the valley of the dolls isn't funny, so.

I'm guessing Thundercrack! can't be seen in entirety online? cuz it's been 15+ years for me.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is so too funny

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

I wish we could do a mixed ranked/unranked ballot, because after my top 20 or so, I just want to throw some films a few points, and it doesn't seem fair for this one to do better than that one because it shows up earlier in the alphabet.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is totally funny.

emil.y, Friday, 9 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Played for laughs, that's for sure..

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

it may take some digging, but a bad vhs dupe of Thundercrack! can be had online, at least as of a year or so ago. totally worth whatever effort it might take.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

both BVD and Thunderc**t will be on my ballot

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

I was thiiiiiiis close to putting The Magic Christian on my ballot. Luckily, I remembered that it was old and was able to avoid making such a grievous error.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

gonna have to go Bulworth #1 here

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

DO IT

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

voted

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

beyond the valley of the dolls isn't funny, so.

sure it has the tragic murderous homo thing which is gross but COME ON this movie is hilarious

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

gonna have to go Bulworth #1 here

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 9, 2012 1:47 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you really love throwing yr votes away

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

no, I really love YOU

(screwball climax)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

Bulworth and Bamboozled are two movies I've long intended to watch because they seem on the surface to be approaching race in a way that is both theoretically interesting and potentially catastrophic.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

Bamboozled is one of Spike Lee's most interesting films post-Jungle Fever.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

(screwball climax)

morbs all making his jerry lewis face

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

entirely different aesthetic, AP

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

bamboozled is v v frustrating, about halfway through I thought it was gonna be his masterpiece on race in america and then all the potential got frittered away to nothing by the end

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

haha. ok. danny kaye then (xpost)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of which, court jester was not nommed

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Bamboozled is one of Spike Lee's most interesting films post-Jungle Fever.

otm. it has an awful kind of trainwreck magnetism that only enhances its power, imo.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

not entirely successful by any means, but it really stuck with me

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Bamboozled is one of Spike Lee's most interesting films post-Jungle Fever.

agreed. it's...committed.

Simon H., Friday, 9 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

xposts neither was the inspector general. just realized I voted for 0 danny kaye even though I nommed white xmas ;_;

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

neither 'Boozled nor the underwhelming She's Gotta Have It is nom'd, but at least one comedy w/ a vintage blackface scene is.

Danny Kaye has always kind of annoyed me, at least after age 10.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

there are a lot Spike flicks where the nicest thing you can say about them is that they're "interesting," so it comes off like either a backhanded compliment or grasping at straws in this context

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Ossie Davis's Cotton Comes to Harlem -- an action comedy! -- starring the great Godfrey Cambridge, belatedly submitted for yr approval.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

inspector genreral is wicked fun

should I watch court jester? y/n/m

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

there are a lot Spike flicks where the nicest thing you can say about them is that they're "interesting," so it comes off like either a backhanded compliment or grasping at straws in this context

It's inevitable when he's had a movie as Night of the Hunter perfect as Do the Right Thing to compare everything else against.

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

damn, I just remembered Kaye did a remake of Harold Lloyd's best talkie, The Milky Way (dir. Leo McCarey), which is really what you should watch. Lloyd, not Kaye.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

Holy crap that's a lot of movies. So I should probably see Safety Last. Any other top recs for HL?

(I'm done trying to argue Danny Kaye. I love his goofball stylings!)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

Speedy, featuring Babe Ruth

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Bamboozled is such a poorly constructed film, makes it almost unwatchable. It's sort of unbelievable how poor Spike can be, especially after all this time, when it comes to real structural basics of filmmaking.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

bamboozled is the only good spike lee movie

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

i would love to see Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls place, emil.y

you've got my vote!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

xpost B+ trolling

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

fyc among foreign 1930s stuff:

Boudu Saved from Drowning by Jean Renoir

**** - Eric H., 2005

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

well irl i dont think any spike lee movies are good but i recall kinda liking bamboozled even tho i dont remember enough to particularly make a case for it

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

**** - Eric H., 2005

You know as well as I Slant allows us to spell out four-letter words.

Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

spike lee is pretty awful

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

don't make me link, hon! why ya gotta front against Jean?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

well irl i dont think any spike lee movies are good

pfft Do The Right Thing is possibly the best movie of its decade

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

what decade the stupid stuff decade

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

watching a grown man work so hard at being peurile and inarticulate is exhausting, i hope someday you switch up your schtick

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

your mom is exhausting

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

i know people repping for spike lee is tough to take

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

is anybody gonna vote for It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World? I find it oddly hypnotizing.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

i guess when they named the movie, one of the producers wanted to add even more mads, because it was THAT CRAZY

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

thinking abt it, tbh

xp

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

Should've gone with it's a Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad World

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World is an uneven, elephantine pastiche of slapstick of the '20s and '30s

Stanley Kramer might be worse at comedy than Spike Lee

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

lagoon I find your puerility pretty articulate fyi

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

you don't have to reassure him, he's incorrigibly proud of the turds he drops on the board all day every day

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World is an uneven, elephantine pastiche of slapstick of the '20s and '30s

yeah, but it's in color, see?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

lagoon I find your puerility pretty articulate fyi

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 9, 2012 4:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i was gonna say i thought that was somewhat unfair

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

and Cinerama. xp

I think the two best laughs in Mad Mad Mad Mad World (aside from elderly Buster Keaton avoiding speeding cars) are Buddy Hackett saying "He thought this fella was his aunt," and Jonathan Winters warning his garage assailants in mid-brawl "OK you guys, I've had just about enough."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

i guess when they named the movie, one of the producers wanted to add even more mads, because it was THAT CRAZY

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, March 9, 2012 4:06 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Man"s were added to James Brown's "It's a Man's [Man's Man's] World" to capitalize on the popularity of the movie.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot how many laughs were in that movie

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen it...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

basically everybody was in it. check out the cast list

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

also it came out the week after JFK's murder. The laughs coming home to roost!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it inspired even worse all-star comedies.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen it...

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl)

it's goofy but super funny, you should! actually, i should see it too, as it's been at least 20 years...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

i have a weird mental short-circuit where i always confuse that movie with The Gods Must Be Crazy

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

what morbius is saying is that it was the top of it's class

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

it "inspired" Rat Race

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why anyone would waste a vote on It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World when the formula has only been consistently upgraded and improved over time (e.g. Scavenger Hunt, Midnight Madness, Rat Race).

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

x to the post!

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

What abt The Great Race?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World is closer to Velvet Revolver than Traveling Wilburys as supergroup projects go

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

yikes

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

I definitely have to watch it now, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

closer to Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe actually

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

no that wd be Wholly Moses

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

I saw wholly moses in the theater, maybe that's why I only like black comedies

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

watching a grown man work so hard at being peurile and inarticulate is exhausting, i hope someday you switch up your schtick

hey lay off of morbs

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'd forgotten all about this, so I'm glad someone remembered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_iASxvKiOs

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

I would've nominated it if no one else had. I love Rock N' Roll High School! But not quite as much as the sequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9CMRt2HhQ

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

I gotta go all Morbius on you: you're breaking my heart. (But I think you're kidding.)

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

Well, only one of the two made it onto my ballot. It was a choice not dissimilar to Sophie's.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

P.S. RNRHS is on Netflix streaming now!

P.P.S. I'm realizing now that I'd kinda like to see an ILX 'funnest movies of all time' poll.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

lagoon's "trolling" is funnier than some of the movies in this poll ... take that for what it's worth.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think he's a troll, i just think the only thing more tiresome than a moron is a wannabe moron.

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

Do you need a hug y/n

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

lagoon is basically the least tiresome poster on ilx in 2012

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

O
T
M

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

he's like Brett Favre out there, just havin fun, you know

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

love it when elder statesman of ilx some dude tells us who is a good poster and who isn't

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

gr80 never looks that old to me idk

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

o wait misunderstood yr post dayo

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

also; excellent comedy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

too tired to be posting on internet message boards anyway

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

lol we had a school administrator when I was in high school who kind of looked like Jon Lovitz and a fellow student actually said "I loved you in Rock N' Roll High School" to him once

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

argh damn it I meant High School High

I fail

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

If there are ilxors who have been engaged in anything other than po-faced sincerity, I surely hadn't noticed.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

despite my boyish good looks, having just passed the 6 year anniversary of my first post, i'd like to think i too qualify as an elder statesman of ilx

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

Having just passed the 8 year anniversary of my first post, I'd like to think that I qualify for a generous ilx retirement package.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

yeah bro you're free to leave whenever.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 06:49 (thirteen years ago)

Having almost reached the 8 year anniversary of my first post I....uhhhh....what? where am I? Who are you? WHERE'S MY DINNER?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 06:53 (thirteen years ago)

we have to stop dr dude from destroying rock n roll high school

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)

Like posts are fun and everything, but do they compare to watching Do the Right Thing on the hottest day of the summer? No.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 08:40 (thirteen years ago)

love it when elder statesman of ilx some dude tells us who is a good poster and who isn't

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 9, 2012 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this has nothing to do w/ how long anyone's been here or whether they have a good 'posting style' and everything to do with me personally being sick to death of g∞nie's one-note round the clock "what's a comma?" act

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Saturday, 10 March 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

Just looking through the list as I am looking to submit a vote sometime. Three things:

- I think I have watched far too much auterist Marxist-Brechtian cinema from the late 60s and early 70s which has possibly blown my sense of humour to shreds.

- I should've nominated Salo, given some of what's in here.

- Airplane is on here, and that is all that matters.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 March 2012 11:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1xk07o4g

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

this, has nothing, to do w/, how long, anyone's been here, or whether, they, have a good 'posting style', and, everything, to do with, me, personally, being sick, to death, of, g∞nie's, one-note, round the clock, "what's a comma?" act

― Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fixed that for you

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

ok the new guy has to go

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

also coming up on my 8th anniv, perhaps I'll go to the DtRT block and spraypaint TAWANA TOLD THE TRUTH at that time

(even tho it's not a comedy, and Chameleon Street is)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

lol alex do u love spike lee

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

despite my boyish good looks, having just passed the 6 year anniversary of my first post, i'd like to think i too qualify as an elder statesman of ilx

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:53 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Huh. I'm coming up on 6 years next fall and by the time I started posting it seemed like you were an established regular who'd been around for a while.

OMG six years. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

lol I mostly lurked but my first post was december 2003ish

obviously should have been talking to Morbs more to hone my critical wit or lack thereof

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

it should be obvious from my one actual post about spike lee itt that i have mixed feelings about him myself and was in no way rushing to his (or shakey's) defense

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Wait your name is Alex?

That is blowing my mind rn.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

thats the alex in baltimore erica

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

10+ years here, whippersnappers ... mind yer elders and stop staring at my Gran Torino!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

x-post I don't think I realized that he was Alex in Baltimore! I've only been around less than 6 years so cut me some slack, ok?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

and i like lotsa Spike Lee movies, so lol away to yer hearts' content.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

It's OK. There are several that I like too.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

i still like the idea of a "funny scenes in serious movies," b/c this scene from Spike's Summer of Sam would definitely be on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THh1pPWEoWs

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah it's classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

lol that is such a ridiculous movie, i dont think this is really the place for getting in depth on spike lee but hes one of those guys that it just baffles me how anyone could think his stuff anything but awful

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

spike lee is great, what the hell

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

well the SoS killer did say his dog told him to, so I'm sure all the victims' families apprec yr yuks

(nev seen the film but out of context damn that looks awful)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

I have serious doubts about Spike Lee the person at this point, but I definitely like multiple movies he's done!

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Spike is not great and he is a miserable huckster

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

at this point i want to repeat ass's trolling line re: cornel, but i can't be bothered

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

I'll split the difference: Son of Sam is awful, Lee is often great (and often very funny, though I don't know if he's made a successful comedy--my memory of She's Gotta Have It is very dim).

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno. 'crooklyn', 'right thing', '25th hour' pretty much first rate

some stuff which is basically genre movie-making to one extent or another: 'clockers', 'inside man' (if that was what was called) which is probably 'better' than stuff like the black colleges movie ('skool daze'?) or 'get on the bus' which seems to have more to do with The Idea Of The Spike Lee Movie, everything i mention in this paragraph i think is pretty okay

some stuff which is just objectively awful but which prove v v instructive failures: 'she hate me', 'bamboozled'

i would happily watch any of these movies again, also i would happily watch any of the others i have yet to see. there are p much no other american directors i can say this of. this is obv a real expert type opinion

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

back on topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGV4LiKWHio

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ sensitive morbz getting butt-hurt at some viewers' possible reactions to a scene in a movie that they most likely didn't watch.

i consider do the right thing and malcolm x to be classics, Spike has a few near-misses (clockers and school daze), and the rest range from pretty good-to-meh. even his worst films are at least interesting, though, which is more than can be said for a zillion other filmmakers.

anyway, my parents have a black lab -- if that dog could command them to do her bidding, the only thing that she'd order them to do is to let her shit wherever she wants in their house.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Hmmmmmn...depends what the meaning of "topic" is.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

so, trailer for Ossie Davis's action comedy via Chester Himes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKmSwcFkxCc

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Jho otm x 100 abt Summer of Sam. Shockingly bad.

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

the disco people and the punk guy he really dipped deep into the culture of 1970s new york

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

I'm putting together my ballot, and I just noticed Fast Times at Ridgemont High was left off the nomination list.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiyDvysp1do

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

too expensive?

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

I don't really think of Fast Times as a comedy. It has funny parts but it wouldn't consider it a hilarious movie.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aeIvTVJ9OQM/TtUW6qE8vfI/AAAAAAAAFS4/-VImstC-Lmc/s1600/spicoli.jpg

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

first poll where the voters have no idea what the topic means?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

not all comedies are HILAAAAARIOUS. Play Time is not HILAAAAAAARIOUS.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

OK, yes, I realize that. I'm just saying that overall it wouldn't have occurred to me to consider FTARH. Jesus.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

no problem, I just can't imagine what other kind of animal it is.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Well, I guess I can't either really. There's the dramatic abortion stuff but I guess it is a comedy above everything else. It's been at least 10 years since I've seen it so I'm probably forgetting a lot about it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

I automatically assumed Morbius's wrath was directed at me. I was just kidding, ENBB--I had to negotiate that gray area with most of the films on my list.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm glad you're here to explain comedy, Morbs. It used to make me laugh, but now I nod and stroke my chin in appreciation of its grace and whimsy.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

it's certainly more of a comedy than, to pick 2 random films on the list, blue velvet or punch-drunk love.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, if you're going for lol David Lynch comedy then wild at heart would be the one ... and that also didn't make the list.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Punch-Drunk Love is totally a comedy, despite largely thanks to it bearing no resemblance to the rest of the Sandler oeuvre.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's so hard to make these calls--defining what counts as a comedy has been the most fascinating part of this thread for me. I have a hard time with Blue Velvet on there too, but I also know it contains lines that make me laugh every time. Fast Times kills me, but yes, the abortion subplot for me is better art and more sensitively handled than Lake of Fire, an acclaimed documentary. In the end, I left Sweet Smell of Success and Taxi Driver off my ballot, even though they make me laugh more than films I did vote for--it just felt wrong including them on a comedy ballot. Whereas I didn't have that problem with Nashville.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

(i voted for blue velvet and punch-drunk love, btw. b/c yes, comedy or not both had some really hilarious scenes. and no, nothing else by Adam Sandler appeared on my ballot.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, if you're going for lol David Lynch comedy then wild at heart would be the one ... and that also didn't make the list.

fair point. i nominated blue velvet cuz it makes me laugh more than any other david lynch film, but i suppose wild at heart might be more overtly comical in intent.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

voting for any Sandler at all is indefensible, but especially PDL

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

it's not even his most uncompromising anti-comedy, which would probably be either Little Nicky or You Don't Mess With The Zohan

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

UH.jpg

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

pdl is wonderful

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

it's aight. if it's one of your top 50 comedies of all time you're a fuckin' lame, though.

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

:(

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Was quite happy to vote for The Wedding Singer.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

It's all been downhill since Happy Gilmore

Number None, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

DWH: since I have often written about and (in the mists of antiquity) performed comedy naturally I have a somewhat analytic bent about it. and if you think that means I can't enjoy it, YOU ARE AN UPSTART.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

PDL is a grower, not a shower.

Proudly signed,
A Lame

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

btw "whimsy" is a specific stylistic trait far from common to all comedy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

I left ... Taxi Driver off my ballot

Hope you didn't agonize over that too long.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, as a fellow analyzer and extremely infrequent performer, I recognize your cantankerousness for the luv that it be. But I do so love to tease.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Are you saying Taxi Driver isn't funny?

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

Wedding Singer is prob my default Sandler flick, if i was gonna vote for any it'd be that

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

There are a few genres into which Taxi Driver doesn't fit, yes.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

anybody else voting for the shining?

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Adam Sandler is funny?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

I'm voting for "Shining"

Number None, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

My point was there's a legitimate gray area when it comes to comedy, and that it's far more subjective than, I'd say, any other genre. There's a bit of dancing off the TV in Taxi Driver, but I wouldn't consider voting for it if we were doing musicals.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Best Sandler moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGfNOUkb4sk

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

Best Sandler moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWjTA97NyEE

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

P.P.S. I'm realizing now that I'd kinda like to see an ILX 'funnest movies of all time' poll.

I'm sure I'm not the only one approaching this list like this. My Woody vote will be more Bananas, less Annie Hall.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Adam Sandler seems to me to be a poor man's Jerry Lewis (who i also don't generally find funny) -- he's a "poor man's" version b/c (w/ the exception of punch-drunk love) he gets little love from cineastes, film critics or the French.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

(yeah yeah the French line re Jerry Lewis is an unfunny cliche ... couldn't resist and point still stands)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

Eric = space alien from Stardust Memories

The King of Comedy is the superior remake of Taxi Driver

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q520MYF6kaI

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

it's aight. if it's one of your top 50 comedies of all time you're a fuckin' lame, though.

― some dude, Saturday, March 10, 2012 3:01 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 10, 2012 3:01 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

owned

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

taxi driver is probably the greatest black comedy ever shot

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

I did vote for King of Comedy--Taxi Driver's much more important to me personally (and the better film, I think), but King of Comedy feels more...like a comedy. Hence the title.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Goodfella's is obviously Scorsese's best comedy. I guess it wasn't nominated though

Number None, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

rogue apostrophe there

Number None, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, if you'd have just posted that clip years ago, we wouldn't be in this position now. But stalemate is what stalemate is.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

taxi driver is probably the greatest black comedy ever shot

The Pianist is a little more stealth.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Goodfellas, Mean Streets, and Raging Bull also all make me laugh more than a few of the films I voted for.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Do you tickle yourself down there when you watch Scorsese movies?

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

I need a still right now of everybody looking at each other really puzzled after the fat guy says "'Cause this guy's a mook" in Mean Streets.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

EH, your inflexibility is mortifying

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

now that's the pot calling the kettle mortifyingly inflexible

some dude, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Call me Gertrud, 'cause I'll give up no ground.

Eric H., Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I can get behind Taxi Driver as a pitch-black and relatively poker-faced comedy. It's also one of the most overrated movies ever. And not nearly as good as its remake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louQ7s1ZkGU

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

ok that's a big sharkjump even for you

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pleased to discover that you also subscribe to the "sharkjumps are awesome" school of thought. And I thank you for the kind words.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

Big Daddy is my fav Sandler comedy, but Zohan & Wedding Singer equally good, Gimore is fun.

But I didn't vote for any of them so you can all go fuck yrselves :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

My favorite Scorsese comedy (besides King of Comedy) is def The Departed.

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

The King of Comedy is the superior remake of Taxi Driver

^ this. There's definitely gonna be a lot of Jerry (directed and starring) on my ballot. Can't think of a more unfairly-maligned filmmaker, particularly one who changed how movies are made.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

If Lewis is unfairly maligned nowadays, he's not entirely blameless for that state of affairs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRCsSrnz90s

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

Sure, that's totally indefensible. Even as late as the mid-90s he was doing that schtick (on his guest spot on "Mad About You"). But the obvious racism of that bit isn't, for the most part, the impetus behind his detractors. It's "he isn't funny"/"only the French think he's funny," not "he's fucking racist."

And yet, Portlandia continues to air, it's just-as-blatant/indefensible anti-Asian racism rarely remarked on.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

It's almost less an example of racial insensitivity than it is an example of what comedy would look like to a person whose brain has been profoundly damaged.

Trying To Do A ‘Gotcha’ Moment (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

finally the poll that can unify my love of buñuel and savage steve holland

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

xp Reducing Lewis' entire career to that moment gives one as clear a picture of his talents and accomplishments as does presuming "My Ding-A-Ling" was the only song Chuck Berry ever recorded.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Again, though, I cite I merely as an example of damage he's done to his own reputation, not as a defining moment of his career.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

No, I hear you on that. At the same time, I still hold that such an example isn't the prime motivator behind the haters.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

among other things, taxi driver is a satire, and it's often quite funny, if in an uncomfortable sort of way. nevertheless and though it's one of my favorite films, i would find it very hard to vote for it as one of my favorite comedies, or even my favorite black comedies. it's too anguished, angry and brutal for that, its "jokes" too grimly punitive to provide much of the pleasure i typically seek in humor. also, the completely unfunny, undistanced and bludgeoningly horrific climax tends to erase the comic credentials it establishes elsewhere. it winds up feeling more like straw dogs than brazi or the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover (the latter being sadistic black comedies that i think actually work as comedies).

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

i never saw that jerry lewis bit in hardly working so it had absolutely no bearing on my dislike for his brand of comedy. i simply don't find him funny, just stupid (just like i find Adam Sandler ergo my remark, and i don't really care what the French think of either one of them) -- which is precisely what tarfumes is saying above.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

He should have won Best Supporting Actor for King of Comedy, though. Wasn't even nominated.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

xp Well, if you think that "he's unfunny" is a bigger factor than "he's racist", surely the clip is scoring pretty close to 10/10 on both?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

Also, not engage in dead horse whipping, but it's also very worthy of note that Hardly Working was also directed and co-written by Jerry. That's pretty much autonomous creative control you see in that clip.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

Bridges of Madison County: just HOW funny is it?

Aaaaand go:

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

and how many Lewis films have you seen, DWH?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

  • i think Play Time is hilarious
  • i will be voting for punch drunk love

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 11 March 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)

Since my ballot won't have Sullivan's Travels on it, that makes room for The Ladies' Man. Yay.

Eric H., Sunday, 11 March 2012 07:26 (thirteen years ago)

I can't remember how many laughs Sullivan's Travels has in it, but it has Veronica Lake so it gets my vote.

pandemic, Sunday, 11 March 2012 11:17 (thirteen years ago)

ST is a weird one; I like it best during its last half hour, after it takes it's dramatic turn, so I'm having trouble defining it as a COMEDY.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, yeah, all this kvetching over "What is a comedy?" and everyone repping for a movie who's turning point is its star being falsely convicted of murder and sentenced to a chain gang. Yuks!

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

Although I haven't seen this Sullivan's Travels (I think it's actually spelled 'Gulliver's', but whatevs), that's a situation that could be played for laughs, though. Like if the character in question were put on a CLOWN chain gang that "broke" rocks with oversized squeaky rubber mallets. Get it? Comedy.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

(Posting on a phone where I can only see 2/3 of the text entry box at a time is doing wonders for my sentence construction, btw. Recommended!)

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Eric conforming to habit: Lewis is the least funny great comic filmmaker, ST Sturges' least funny great film. And then of course there's Good Burger.

hay guys, re unfunny "stories," in hi skule our drama teacher had us write one-sentence plot descrips of our fave comedies and guess what? THEY'RE ALL POTENTIALLY TRAGIC yuk yuk.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Tragedy viewed through an absurdist lens is one of my favorite comedy formulae (see: The Soup).

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

"hi skule" = comedy

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

I have only seen bits and pieces of Jerry Lewis and I watched some clips on YT b/c of this thread, and for the most part I don't see any humor, and when it does appear, it is so corny that I have to cover my eyes.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

should be seen in theaters btw

(I mean everything I like on this thread)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

on Young Frankenstein f'rinstance:

And, Brooks notes, it was meant to be seen in theaters. "We're losing communal laughter and joy," he says. "One fat bald guy in a summer undershirt drinking a Michelob Light in front of a TV is not what this was designed for."

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/1844/

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

If they'd just let me drink my Michelob in the theater, I'd happily participate in more communal laughter and joy. Oh, and also if a much less significant portion of the moviegoing public weren't actively awful moviegoers.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I like seeing movies in theaters, though I don't know if I'm getting the communal joy and laughter thing. I hate seeing movies alone, but do I get more enjoyment from 50 co-viewers than 1 or 2? I hadn't thought about it, but I will this afternoon.

Going to the theater alone surrounded by dozens of others is so much less enjoyable for me than going with a friend or friends that I'd rather not do it. But being the only two in the theater seems as good as being in a full house.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

I can sit home watching a comedy I think is brilliant and not laugh once.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Too many annoyances in theaters.

Jeff, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

audience reaction to borat is basically why I voted for it, never seen anything close to that bananas in a theater

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Won't be voting borat mostly cause I was the only one not laughing in the theater when I saw it.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

and I agree the theater experince is def the best, at least for good movies, mediocre ones id rather be at home fn around on my ipad or w/e

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

Borat, along with Napolean Dynamite, are the movies that'll make me the angriest when they show up on the final list.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

ha I voted for both, tho ND exclusively to troll ilx, tho it's def funny

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

I doubt it'll place tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

I need to watch Napoleon Dynamite again b/c I hated it so hard, but I've heard some good arguments in its favor.

I loved Borat when I saw it but I will never watch it again so that I don't have to change my opinion.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

the thing abt ND is all the critisims of it being annoying and lame are completely legit, they're just incomplete in that its also v funny

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

audience reaction to borat is basically why I voted for it, never seen anything close to that bananas in a theater

This, but with Jackass.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think I saw any of the jackasses in the theater which is unfortunate because I love those movies

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Movies that literally made my abs sore later from laughing include Borat, Jackass 3, and Being John Malkovich. I paid no attention to the rest of the audience in those movies though.

In Jackass I was sitting between ILXors Jenny and Corey and we shared the laughter, but everybody else might as well have been in another room.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

I saw a guy literally fall out of his seat and roll around laughing in the isle at borat

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

it was more of a transcendent shamanic type experince than a movie really

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite is pointedly annoying and lame. Also kind of buoyantly nihilistic. And hilarious.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

I have only seen bits and pieces of Jerry Lewis and I watched some clips on YT b/c of this thread, and for the most part I don't see any humor, and when it does appear, it is so corny that I have to cover my eyes.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For me, this is roughly analogous to my first experiences listening to Duke Ellington. His 1940's music sounded "old" and "corny," and I couldn't find a way in. Suddenly, one day, it all clicked: THIS is why he's a genius, THIS is why he's so profoundly influential, etc. etc. (and in the process, I soon couldn't imagine my life without his music).

If there's a clear "way in" to Lewis' work, for those who want it, I'd suggest fans of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure check out The Errand Boy. There's some corn, but for the most part, it's timeless.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

OK, that makes sense.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

The Pee-Wee part, I mean.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not taking a stand on Jerry Lewis one way or the other. I just can't resist any opportunity for an SCTV clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYCwXxtWZYk

clemenza, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

i never really given JL a shot just always assumed it was film people doing their weird conservative shtick, like theyll be repping for adam sandler in 40 years, but the pee wee comparison has convinced me to GIVE IT A TRY

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, that sketch works best if you know Jerry backwards and fwds tho

Lewis's rooming house set for The Ladies Man is awe-inspiring, in a Tatiesque way.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

people doing their weird conservative shtick

no effing idea what that means, unless liking anything that's not current is conservative

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

I think comedy conservativism often comes about as a consequence of older material not working for newer audiences and older audiences subsequently being a little overly-emphatic about the obvious superiority of older material. And also failing to realize that novelty is the only element of comedy that really matters. And also being precious enough about their sacred cows that whippersnappers are able to get their comedic dander up with almost no effort.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon morbs, you know what he means, the idea that anything old is automatically better than the new.

horseshoe, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

(Not that I'm saying all glorification of older comedy is an artifact of conservativism. Except, y'know, let's be honest here...)

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

novelty is the only element of comedy that really matters

tell it to Aristophanes and Plautus

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

that's about as massively ignorant a thing one could say about comedy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

xpost That's OK, I already asked Kenan and Kel.

Eric H., Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon morbs, you know what he means, the idea that anything old is automatically better than the new.

― horseshoe, Sunday, March 11, 2012 2:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but its not just that

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Shakespeare and Dickens, what hoary fucking antiques those dudes are

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Aristophanes and Plautus--they did "Who's on first?", right?

clemenza, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs...you are disappointingly easy to tease at times.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

Re-emphasizing the punchline is almost anathema to me, but I mean:

And also failing to realize that novelty is the only element of comedy that really matters. And also being precious enough about their sacred cows that whippersnappers are able to get their comedic dander up with almost no effort.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

And also failing to realize that novelty is the only element of comedy that really matters.

this is overstated for morbs-baiting comic effect, but does contain a kernel of truth. surprise is essential to comic effect (and also to horrific effect, not incidentally). absent surprise, comedy tends to shrink at best to the warm glow we get when we remember how funny things were the first time around, at worst to the tired repetition of supposedly humorous cliches. i.e., familiar comedy can still be smart, elegant, incisive, well-constructed or w/e, but it can't really be shockingly funny anymore. after we've accustomed ourselves to the once-unexpected punchlines or pratfalls, they just don't work the same way.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

i knew this thread would eventually find its way to the worst conversation ever

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

will likely vote for napoleon dynamite, one of the jackass movies and pee-wee's big adventure. have yet to have my duke ellington moment w jerry lewis. but then again, i've always loved duke ellington.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

i knew this thread would eventually find its way to the worst conversation ever

tbf, you're not entirely innocent in this

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

I miss the action movie poll

*sigh*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

tbf, you're not entirely innocent in this

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, March 11, 2012 2:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its true

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

I, too, am strangely unsurprised that a thread about the best comedy films of all time would at some point involve a discussion of the mechanics of comedy. I assume that we must have some sort of extrasensory perception, lag∞n, to have ever imagined that such a thing would come to pass!

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

this thread is the worst

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Everybody! Vote Wet Hot American Summer!

Eric H., Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

>:O

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer, yr point is why a Laugh-O-Meter is NOT the sole way to measure comedies, as much as this never seems to have occurred to 90% of the posters.

I do laugh hard at Laurel & Hardy no matter how many times i've seen the gags.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Weird paradox: On the one hand, I feel like I might've voted for A Prairie Home Companion (movie) if I'd seen it more recently. On the other, I would nod sympathetically if someone told me that listening to A Prairie Home Companion (radio show) had taught them to hate comedy.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

This thread is a gas, btw. Legitimately fun.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

If by gas you mean methane then yes.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

If this thread is methane, then who's the pig shit from whence it came?

Actually...don't answer that.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer, yr point is why a Laugh-O-Meter is NOT the sole way to measure comedies, as much as this never seems to have occurred to 90% of the posters.

oh yeah, agree completely. but it does help explain why for so many people, recent comedies tend to be the best.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

pratfalls and wordplay never get old ... not to me, anyway.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'd change the music they slapped on this (entire film tho):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRwl8OpUbWU

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

I've probably seen Pee-Wee's Big Adventure a dozen times and I can still laugh myself hoarse every time I see it. Same for Holy Grail, and seasons 1-10 of The Simpsons, and Bringing Up Baby and lots of other things.

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Borat will make you believe that hairy fat naked men are awkwardly hilarious when your fellow audience members are dying of laughter

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 11 March 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

first time I voted in one of these. write ins for Hal Hartley and Ernest

My house is directly behind the moon I am bored (los blue jeans), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

audience reaction to borat is basically why I voted for it, never seen anything close to that bananas in a theater

Yes, I put it in my top 20 for exactly the same reasons. I recognize its obvious flaws, but when the hairy men wrestle scene rolled in (you have to be pretty highbrow not to find it hilarious), the theatre was simply a chaos. I would've have laughed ass off even if I'd watched it alone, but the communal experience certainly enhanced the laughter. My stomach hadn't hurt as much after a movie since me and friend went to see There's Something About Mary drunk.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

^ had the same experience w bruno

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

When I saw Borat in Berkeley it was complete pandemonium, inside the theater and outside. It was an event. But Bruno for some reason didn't have the same reaction. I saw both on Saturday night, opening weekend, same theater, but totally different crowds. Borat had like hundreds of people outside the theater trying to get into the next showing, spilling over into the street. Cops came. It was crazy.

polyphonic, Monday, 12 March 2012 07:01 (thirteen years ago)

People started eating each other at my Borat screening.

Eric H., Monday, 12 March 2012 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

I wish I had seen the Jackass movies in the theater

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 07:46 (thirteen years ago)

<I>familiar comedy can still be smart, elegant, incisive, well-constructed or w/e, but it can't really be shockingly funny anymore. after we've accustomed ourselves to the once-unexpected punchlines or pratfalls, they just don't work the same way.</I>

Right, but shockingly funny is far from being the only kind of funny.

(similarly being shockingly unfunny, like that Lewis clip, is far from being the only kind of unfunny)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 March 2012 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

Marx Bros & Benny Hill blackface clips comin' up

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2012 11:36 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Benny Hill, my comment about novelty being the only thing that matters in comedy was an obvious lampoon in light of such tried-and-true comedic formulae as the addition of 'Yakety Sax' to any sped up film clip or the tableau of an elderly man driven to paroxysms of lust by dozens of scantily-clad boobies. These things will still be sending our children and our children's children into howling fits of bladder-emptying laughter, surely.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 12 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Kind of hoping that a lot of the fuckedness of gender relations in the "old man stares at boobies" might need some explaining to our children's children!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think i laughed at it when i was a kid and i'm britishes

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

Benny Hill, towards the end of his 'run' would make three 'episodes' a year.

One would be quite good.

One would be middling, a fair bit of repetition of old stuff.

The third would be awful.

(Oh, and I used to know one of Benny Hill's "Hill's Angels" (hi Nikki!))

Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

ditto the above sentiments re: borat; when i saw it it was a 10pm showing on a sunday night the weekend after opening weekend, and it was still a sold-out theater. also it's the only time i've ever looked around at hundreds of people laughing at something and wondered if it wasn't incredibly offensive of them/us to do so (the "running of the jew" in particular)...and yet continued to laugh.

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

i can't help but wonder how much more nostalgia is tied into our love/appreciation of comedy over other genres.

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I think that's a big factor with action movies too but then you generally watch a lot of both genres when you're a kid

Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

The one time I have a distinct memory of a theatre audience going off the rails for a film--which usually meant laughter--was an advance public screening of Pulp Fiction I was at. I have a much vaguer memory of the audience going crazy for Manhattan the first time I saw that.

clemenza, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

i think of old action movies in a more overtly nostalgic way of 'oh isn't it quaint what we considered a big explosion/realistic fight scene back then?' but w/ old comedies i'm more like 'i laughed at this back then and i'm actually still laughing at it now, awesome'

some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I mentioned this briefly on the action movie thread but the best theatre reaction i've witnessed in an age was to this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1899353/. We're talking laughter, spontaneous applause etc. The director and star were there, but this was from an Irish audience and we're generally quite reserved when it comes to things like that

Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

'oh isn't it quaint' = every awful fucking patron of NYC's Film Forum

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

when they watch old action movies?

some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

another thing intersting re borat is how of its time it was, some mass hysteria mirroring the pandemonium in the theater where people were screaming IS NICE at each other and woke up the next day rubbing their eyes all wtf was that abt I need some water

lag∞n, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I think the thing with Bruno was both that the direction of the comedy was v different (presenting a guy you were supposed to like and hate the people who hated him vs a charismatic guy you were supposed to dislike and hate the people who liked him) and as well as the fact that SBC is not in fact a homosexual (or presumably homophobe) as well as the reaction above about the mass hysteria.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

yah bruno isn't as strong a character as borat but I think just mainly it was released after the moment had passed, like it shouldve come out six months after borat

lag∞n, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

I watched most of the Bruno film, kinda got bored because it was very similar to Borat.

Another evening, did catch the last part of Bruno and it did remind me of the Andy Kaufman move (for obvious reasons, yes..)

Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, Bruno was as strong a character as Borat, just that they seemed to run out of ideas and did a lot of stuff/sketches re-tooled from the Borat movie.

Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

man i wanted to vote for like every kevin smith movie, but only clerks was nommed wtf ppl

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

OK, def worse than the nominations thread even if that's a troll post

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

you're so easily riled, Morbs.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Smith will one day be properly lauded for his revolutionary "turn on the camera, walk away" directorial style.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Smith will one day be properly lauded for retiring from directing (though about a decade too late).

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

kevin smith will one day be properly lauded for jorts.

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

one day people itt will properly spell "larded"

some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

kevin smith will one day be properly larded

arggggh xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Larded For Jorts marks the triumphant return of The Bloodhound Gang in 2012

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

if they made a movie, it would so place top 10 in this poll

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 12 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

i guess i talk up bruno because i saw it in the theater (with attendant pandemonium, hysteria, helpless laughter, even some outrage) while i watched bruno at home, ages after the "event" had passed. as a result, i kind of liked borat, but laughed myself silly @ bruno.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

uh, i meant to say that "i watched bruno borat at home, ages after..."

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

saw Bruno in the theater, Borat at home; still think Borat is much, much funnier

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

(Bruno isn't BAD but it's not as full-on pow pow hilarious)

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

Kind of hoping that a lot of the fuckedness of gender relations in the "old man stares at boobies" might need some explaining to our children's children!

otm. from your lips to wherever. i too hope that by that time people aren't inclined to read "fuckedness" into something so simple as sexual desire.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

exit, stage left...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, I just wiki-ed this Borat and Bruno stuff. So Isla Fisher's husband is actually a big enough comedic actor to have starred in multiple movies and television series? I have no idea how I've never heard of him before. Also, I can't find any confirmation, but his Ali G character looks like it's based on the Halloween costume Keith wears in the UK Office. Can that be right? That's an awfully obscure reference to have based entire movies and a tv show around. But I'll take y'all's word on this stuff being good. I'd definitely like to check it out if I ever get a region-free DVD player.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

is the comedy polls thread the least funny thread in all of ilx history or is there a worse thread?

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

Ali G. predates The Office, if you are being serious (you probably aren't).

polyphonic, Monday, 12 March 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

if they made a movie, it would so place top 10 in this poll

their tour movie is absolutely horrible and the opposite of funny, it's essentially 70 minutes of the 6 foot 6 bassplayer punching and giving chinese burns and nipple cripples and farting on and throwing to the ground the fifteen-year-old drummer, while the latter cries and asks if he feels really proud of himself for beating up a child

mysteriously, said drummer left the band afterwards.

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

Now in rotation on the Discovery Channel.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 March 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

March 23 cannot come soon enough.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

Riiiiiight?

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

ALL TIME BRUNO BORAT ALL TIME

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

guess the Jean Arthur-Irene Dunne debate isn't gonna break out

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

We still haven't covered Night And Fog. Or Shoah.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

I leave you with a lullaby by Miss Trudy Kockenlocker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmdOH7dKSZQ

and hey, the whole masterwork is on YT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNgieD9mD0&feature=related

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

is the comedy polls thread the least funny thread in all of ilx history or is there a worse thread?

It may not be funny, but it sure is educating. Before this, I had no idea some folks could consider Blue Velvet or Taxi Driver to be comedies. Interesting!

Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:59 (thirteen years ago)

If we're posting clips, here's a bit of Judy from (the correct, original) Born Yesterday. (Which is also all on le Tube.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhYw6XHba98

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

btw 40 years after playing Trudy Kockenlocker, Betty Hutton was a college pal of Kristin Hersh. TRUE

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

As of this moment, 26 ballots are in! be the lols dudes

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

be the lols that you wish to see.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

The Betty Hutton stories in Kristin Hersh's RAT GIRL are amazing.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I saw a few excerpts.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

when is the deadlineE?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun: BEST COMEDY FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD (CLOSES FRI MARCH 23)

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

The equivalent of a spit-take, meant to address concerns expressed above.

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

(By the way, I have a 20-minute routine on Ovaltine that kills.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Does anyone know if there's a particular film genre we're supposed to be focusing on in this poll?

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

dead horse movies

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

if only we had it down to a genre

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Screwball.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

I thought we vetoed the porn poll

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

btw 40 years after playing Trudy Kockenlocker, Betty Hutton was a college pal of Kristin Hersh. TRUE

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Betty Hutton stories in Kristin Hersh's RAT GIRL are amazing.

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 10:08 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wut? that is nuts! what was she studying?

rob, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

A ninth grade drop-out, Hutton went back to school and earned a Master's Degree in psychology from Salve Regina University. During her time at college, Hutton became friends with Kristin Hersh and attended several early Throwing Muses concerts. Hersh would later write the song "Elizabeth June" as a tribute to her friend, and wrote about their relationship in further detail in her memoir, Rat Girl.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

is the comedy polls thread the least funny thread in all of ilx history or is there a worse thread?

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, March 12, 2012 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Tyranny of Humour

^ this might actually be the worst thread ever on ilx. it's definitely the least funny thread about "humour" ever on ilx, even less funny than this one.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

not the worst, definitely the driest

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

We'll just call it an excellent companion thread

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

If you liked 'The Tyranny of Humour' you'll love 'not quite as good as Citizen Kane with a shotgun: BEST COMEDY FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose I'm defensive because I've been contributing, but to me all the discussion above about what is and what isn't a comedy has been genuinely interesting. Were there actual car crashes and shootouts on the action-film thread? If there's a poll on romance films, will the thread be deemed a failure if there are no marriage proposals?

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

yes and yes

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

Now I feel bad--did anybody die?

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

total carnage

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I agree, this thread has been a good combination of humor theory and displays of intense humorlessness. Oh, and also occasionally some intersting discussion about comedy movies.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't want to have to do this, but I guess I will.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round...they should call it Roundtine.

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.thesilentroom.com/img/kneeslap.jpg

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Showmanship--I'm leaving on a high note!

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Guys I actually own Milton Berle's Private Joke File. I could bring solutions to this thread. Over 10,000 of them.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

I saw Milton Berle tell jokes live, circa 1984. "Son, you never call... you never write... you never FAX!"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

it's heating up in here

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Just voted, a couple of write-ins, namely Made (which I love even more than Swingers) and The Love Bug (for the childhood lols and endless quotability).

Gavin, Leeds, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

Buddy Hackett, bitches!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

v sad love bug not on nom list ;_; ;_; ;_;

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

^ yeah, same here. was one of the first omissions to occur to me after voting closed, and definitely the most tragic. everybody vote for the love bug!

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

wahhh I forgot about Love Bug.

apologies to childhood me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

this is the weeping thread a thread in which to weep

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

FATHER WHY ARE ALL THE WOMEN WEEPING

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose I'm defensive because I've been contributing, but to me all the discussion above about what is and what isn't a comedy has been genuinely interesting.

I agree! And examining comedy doesn't kill it as so many people so often say. At least for me it can really enhance it and lead to more laughs Friends who share my sense of humor And I often laugh as much in conversation about why something was funny as at the thing itself.

OTOH, I was joking on IM w/ a friend I said "lolol why is that so funny?" and he was annoyed and snippy bc I'd "killed" the laughs. He actually said "it just IS."

That said, n/a OTM re the tyranny thread being possibly the worst thread EVER on ILX.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

Je55e the Laugh Killer

yr friend otm (JOEKS GUV)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

I have previously expressed the unpopular and probably overly reductive opinion that if something is funny it is for one of two (very broad) reasons: 1) it's an awful thing that's funny because it's happening to someone else, and/or 2) it's absurd/nonsensical/upends convention.

and that's pretty much it.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

I can totally understand why some people don't care to discuss the mechanics of comedy. I'm just not one of those people.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Shakey, that's overly-reductive for sure.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

I like discussion of comedy in general but "(x) serious movie that is challopsly being called a comedy and here is why in detail and we will talk about why for daaaaays" is so very much not my bag. That's all.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yeh here have been some awful moments in this thread too.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like lagoon's universal comedy meter was supposed to be some wackily arbitrary lol generator that misfired and then somehow ppl thought it really existed...? I get the impression it was supposed to be some way hilarious running gag

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

That's probably one of those 'stating-the-obvious' things that I do. Sorry

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

I admit to thinking it was a real thing :/

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, the universal comedy meter is totally a real thing. What else would we use as a metric against which to judge the completely invalid and stupid poll results?

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

The bemoaning the awfulness of this thread is starting to get funny via repetition.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

When I find, for instance, a restaurant that I dislike, I feel a certain responsibilty to poke my head in every now and then to remind the patrons and proprietors that they're the worst.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

rmde

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

(I feel like I need to start adding </joeks> tags at the end of posts as appropriate. Especially since I seem to be the only one laughing...)

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

have thoroughly enjoyed Deric's trolling itt ftr

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

I have previously expressed the unpopular and probably overly reductive opinion that if something is funny it is for one of two (very broad) reasons: 1) it's an awful thing that's funny because it's happening to someone else, and/or 2) it's absurd/nonsensical/upends convention.

interesting theory that. would like to read an ilx discussion of the theory/mechanics of comedy (is there one?)

NI, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)

read Henri Bergson

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 11:45 (thirteen years ago)

Also Comedy By The Numbers.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

This may have already been linked on this thread, but if not, this article is pretty interesting in re the mechanics of comedy:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/arts/television/myq-kaplan-gives-birth-to-a-stand-up-joke.html?pagewanted=all

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

and the 2000 Year Old Man said "Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when you fall down a hole and die."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

guys I just saw a monkey kick a guy in the balls.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

I see that on ILE all the time.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

they're just trying to remove the thorn from your paw

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

but they keep missing and whacking guys in the balls

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

they should make it into a movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyBJVCIR4jk&feature=related

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I don't even have the sound on and I know that's funny.

Most of Idiocracy was meh, but the cabinet conversation about Brawndo really cracked me up.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Water? Like in the toilet?!?

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

because brawndo's got electrolytes (hand gestures killing me)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it but it has a lot of good gags

go 'way, 'batin

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I did vote for it because the sheer number of utterly dead-on satirical jabs outweigh its undeniable unevenness.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

and bcz it's recent and not "corny"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

I never said old stuff was "corny", Morbs. Just "never funny".

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

irl lols

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

not so sure about "sheer number of utterly dead-on satirical jabs"

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

wonder what Best Comedy Films poll in the idiocracy wd look like

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

how to keep an idiot in suspense...

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

Patience.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

They probably wouldn't have titles, per se. They'd just be like:

http://amebor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/no_farting_26869t_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

(Top grossing movie of 2512.)

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

writing holiday tale of DW Haircare being haunted by the ghosts of Buster, Ernst & The Ritz Brothers

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

The Importance of Being Earnest vs. Fart

No contest.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

big favorites of both Pauline Kael and Mel Brooks

http://www.moviecard.com/zamerican/assorted/r96/r96-ritzbrothers.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

the slashed circle makes it a tragedy

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, in all honesty, you should know that I'll be compiling a list of stuff to check out from this thread and the poll results. Yes, even the old and unfunny stuff.

(Love Kael, btw.)

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Not farting IS a tragedy.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart is a tough movie to watch but it makes you think

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart a bitter pill to swallow.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart years in the making.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart a delight from start to finish.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart 2: More No Fart hotly anticipated

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

No Fart a silent B&W French movie.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

^^^made completely from deleted scenes of Constipated

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

Me not farting is tragedy; you shitting your pants is comedy.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Straight to DVD sequel: Honk If You're Horny

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Fart, Fart, Fart

Rule of 3.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Did you guys all here about the movie called Constipated (2011)?

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's in the can, but it hasn't been released yet.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's the sequel to Diarrhea, which - as you remember - was rushed through production.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

morbs refused to see No Fart 3 Even More No Fart because he does not believe in franchises

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

btw: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1496397/

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

hereby logging a formal request to have the phrase "NO FARTING" in the results thread title

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Your silent but deadly request will fall on deaf ears.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

also irl at remy bean

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

er, irl fol

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

no

btw it would be no farting

but no

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

Literally the only funny fart scene I can think of is from an early Simpsons episode. And yet it continues to be A Thing.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

but farts are so funny in real life. they even smell funny.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Simpsons had funny fart jokes as late as season 11.

Saleswoman: Thinking of saying goodbye to gas?
Bart: You betcha. [burps]
Marge: Bart! [farts] Well, that shut me up.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Not so terribly early, I guess.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

Remove the fart from your ass.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I really blew the poot on that one.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

That's more like shit.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

Literally the only funny fart scene I can think of is from an early Simpsons episode

not a fan of Ozu's Good Morning, eh?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

I always wondered why he shot everything at waist (aka butt) height.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Ozu's Tearoom Fartstravaganza

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

waist (aka butt) height

Your butt, my waist.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

this thread is on the uptick again :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, COMEDY

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

EXACTLY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

"Now THIS is more like it"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDTSJo5bYU

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

ballot in, fuk u h8rs

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten's ballot just pushed Ski Patrol over the top!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

aghgh i need to do mine but can't decide on what goes at #1

kinder, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

Might I suggest a little light farce called "hobo with a shotgun"?

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

my enemies list is getting so damn long

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'll rep for "Fart 3D in Hollywood — Limited Release"

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

agents of morbs caught breaking into comedy ballot gmail acct

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/im_adding_you_to_my_enemies_list_button-p145549290341395632z745k_400.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Dick/kirsten_dunst_michelle_williams_dan_hedaya_dick_001.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

2 Fart, 2 Farteous

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

oh wow just thought of a great review headline for that series

"2 fast, 2 fatuous"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

farts on a plane

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbMLW4s2pBg

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

Okay...that made me laugh a lot more than it should have. I probably should go have that neurological checkup I've been putting off.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, goddamn it. I need to revise my ballot now.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Prefer the remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7revnkU_RxM

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

saving some of these for the next serious ILM poll

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lWUxr6zEnE

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

Begging someone to circumspectly redirect this thread in another direction.

clemenza, Thursday, 15 March 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

Done, and also done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

That scene gave the entire cast diarrhea.

Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

No shit?

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

I tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHMFooKZsFs

clemenza, Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuHDdSImFQ

Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29QfOyuZ3Y

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2012 06:16 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, now, that's just in poor taste.

(AKA You beat me to the punch, Morbs.)

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ip6kPN9nM

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

Voted! And forgot to include Lost in America and Come and Get It.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

Resubmit--you left off my #1.

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

LIA would be in my top 50 -- it is just not the greatest comedy film of all time.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

How do Albert Brooks's films compare to his SNL shorts? Because I wasn't the biggest fan of those, but his films are held in high enough regard that I'm still curious to see them.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

You can argue about this distinction all day--I have--but I wasn't voting for the greatest comedy film of all time; I was voting for my favourite. You can even argue about whether there is a distinction.

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

DWH, they are longer and darker. More middle-aged when you get past Real Life.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

I rewatched The Awful Truth the other night, partly because of this poll. It was about as I remembered it -- totally lovable, not quite on my favorites-ever list but a solid second-tier candidate. It'll probably go somewhere between 30 and 40 on my ballot. So much of what makes it great is not the script or screwball situation as just the mugging and bantering between Dunne and Grant. They're believable as a couple despite all the absurdity because they seem like they enjoy each other so much.

And her hats!

http://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/theawfultruth-photo.jpg

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

It is the duty and responsibility of those with awful taste to refrain from tainting the results of this poll with their addle-headed delight in plebeian frivolities.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

(xpost to clemenza)

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)

Huh huh huh...he said "plebeian."

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2011/10/Beavis-and-Butt-head.jpg?w=300&h=200&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

Films that would have been very high on my ballot if they were even 80% as good as their companion television series:

Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy
Run Ronnie Run
Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Beavis & Butthead Do America

Of those, B&B is the best. Brain Candy has a great concept but too much fat, and way too much time and money was spent on the production design.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

get TV outta your head

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

It's hard to, when TV is so much better than movies!

...

Okay, okay. When the best comedy on television from the last 20 years has surpassed the best comedy movies from the last 20 years in quality and laughs.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

The Awful Truth would've made my list today. Maybe Theodora Goes Wild too. Irene Dunne was great.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)

When the best comedy on television from the last 20 years has surpassed the best comedy movies from the last 20 years in quality and laughs

"The O'Reilly Factor"?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

brain candy's brutally flawed but i still love it

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

See, clemenza, we agreed we weren't doing "favourites"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

It's hard to, when TV is so much better than movies!

Concentrate on the greatness of film comedy before TV. Fuck "is," they let people from SNL make movies today.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i just saw a trailer for something called "Animal House," looks disgraceful, definitely won't be spending my $2.34 on that

some dude, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, and wtf s "Blues Brothers" etc

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

neither rate with me, so what's yer point?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

"today"

some dude, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

wanted for the murder of American film comedy:

John Landis
Nora Ephron
Judd Apatow

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

as you know, post-1975 counts as "today" with a fossil like me, sonny

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks to everyone who's submitted so far. One week left to vote!

This poll is currently all over the place and the distribution of points is broad. 50 poiints could send your preferred clsssic or outsider cult flick rocketing up the charts. Rocketing, I tell you! Plenty of room for this poll to end up dominated by either good or bad taste. You know that you have good taste, so deliver your ballot to lolgbcw at gmail and dominate. Dominate!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Plenty of room for this poll to end up dominated by either good or bad taste.

I lol'd

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

how many non-English-lang films show up in the top 100? I'm guessing 5 will be a lot. (probably 3 by the same guy)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Comedy rule #347: Subtitles make everything less funny.
Comedy rule #348: Dubbing, however, can be hilarious, provided that the voices are funny enough (see Kung Pao: Enter The Fist)

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

See, clemenza, we agreed we weren't doing "favourites"
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 16, 2012 9:58 AM (24 minutes ago)

Btw, why the fuck would this poll *not* be governed by "favorites"? It's not the National Film Registry.
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 12:43 PM (1 week ago)

I am doing the best comedy films, of all time, that I like, and that are also my favorite.
― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Monday, March 5, 2012 11:55 PM (1 week ago)

I was not a party to this agreement--was that the one with the sanity clause?

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

There is no sanity...saaaaay, what're you tryina pull?

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

yes we signed it right by the viaduct

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

anyway this is the saddest thread in the world, my beer-filled legs are cracking

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

Cheer up, help is on the way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVDvAob5a0E

clemenza, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGPSjB4INU

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

^fave scene in that film, actually

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

so really DWH, you hate the Marx Bros and Laurel & Hardy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think I've seen any Laurel and Hardy, but I actually do like the Marx Brothers! Theirs is a filmography I legitimately want to revisit/see more of. I just have to get the Boring-o-meter fixed on my Wayback Machine before I take the trip to Snooze City. </joeks>

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

nom regrets part 923: no man's land (2001)

some super serious parts, particularly the end, but it's one of my favorite war satires, a trenchbound dr strangelove

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

was told by a film critic recently that that is not a good film bcz there's a chess-metaphor scene

my reply: "Get thee behind me"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

'en-passant'

Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

was told by a film critic recently that that is not a good film bcz there's a chess-metaphor scene

my reply: "Get thee behind me"

Was that so you could fart on them?

Eric H., Friday, 16 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

sadly, I lol'ed at this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

saving all my farts for you

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

Whitney, is that you?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

voted like a boss

Lamp, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

I liked No Man's Land, do not remember chess metaphor. I do remember there were objections to its plague-on-all-houses vibe, which I guess is inevitable given its grounding in a specific conflict. But it seemed like a more abstract parable to me.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

got yer vote, lamp. woot!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

anyway this is the saddest thread in the world, my beer-filled legs are cracking

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 16, 2012 7:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now that was funny. hell, i might even vote for the reference object.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

it's too sad for my support

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

Also less funny than "the forks, the lap, the forks, the lap."

Eric H., Friday, 16 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Tonight I heard Jerry Lewis speculate that the best-scripted film comedy ever was The Sunshine Boys, and I was beside myself with joy for purely ILXcentric reasons.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 08:01 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

So you DO think about us

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

not all that much, and in this case just one man's facepalms

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

Olds favoring FOBO movies? Color me both dumbfounded and flabbergasted!

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, well it is about a broken comedy duo.

"olds" is all of us if we're lucky eh

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

OK, ballot is in. Only 20 of the 50 are 1950 or earlier, but if it makes Morbz happy, 15 of those are in the top 30. (And 6 in the top 10.)

Only 6 are post 1990.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'm just shocked to learn that more than 20 pre-1950 comedy films exist. Weren't they still just mostly making weird no-talking movies about trains pulling into stations and people shooting rockets into the eye of the moon back then?

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

I thought they were too Depressioned-out to bother, tbh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

My earliest film was the silent classic Breakfast at Tiffany's, with Lillian Gish as Holly Golightly and Fatty Arbuckle as Mr. Yunioshi.

clemenza, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

I prefer the version with Carey Mulligan as Holly and Meryl Streep as Yunioshi.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

major comedyfails itt

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

re pre-1950s comedies: no pie fights, no comedy, no credibility.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

major comedyfails itt

No worries, Morbs. In 50 years, the olds will view this thread as a work of comedic brilliance.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

It takes time for the hilarity dust and knee-slapping cobwebs to accumulate.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYn3IPTnkQM

clemenza, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

Yes--at the moment, we're in the tragedy phase.

clemenza, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

pie fights, pratfalls, fart jokes and pussy jokes have always gotten laughs and always will.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

what about our Morbs

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

The Freshman nomiantion is for the wrong one, I'm assuming

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

Well the rest of our nominations are wrong so let's assume that one is too

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

point taken.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for it thinking it was the underappreciated Matthew Broderick movie!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 March 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

And Godfather sequel, lest we forget!

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 March 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

No Man's Land is great, but I would say that's more problematic as a "comedy" than than Do the Right Thing. I guess it's a good example of absurd != comedy, tho ymmv I guess. xxp

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNitGWxvbrU

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansBui-_w80

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:47 (thirteen years ago)

ok, not voting

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:51 (thirteen years ago)

what a stunning bombshell

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 19 March 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

da HOY

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

If you don't vote, you lose the right to complain when the President does thi... Wait, what were we talking about?

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 March 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

35 ballots have been submitted! We now have as many ballots submitted for the comedy poll as the action poll. We were a little light on votes in the action thread and there was a lot of moaning and rending of shirts, so VOTE THIS WEEK if you haven't already. Abstain if you are morbs. Thank you to all of you who have voted.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

I'll get a ballot in with Showgirls, Mommie Dearest, Xanadu and all the rest duly included.

Eric H., Monday, 19 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

All movies I'd vote for in the BEST SERIOUS FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING poll, too, ftr.

Eric H., Monday, 19 March 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

Not sent mine in yet, will get it in shortly.

emil.y, Monday, 19 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

def getting The Sunshine Boys on

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

comedy is serious btw, you flamer

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

I think I have my picks but putting them in an order will be tricky

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think TV movies are eligible, Morbs.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SC160Q8AL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

No Man's Land is great, but I would say that's more problematic as a "comedy" than than Do the Right Thing. I guess it's a good example of absurd != comedy, tho ymmv I guess. xxp

― get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Monday, March 19, 2012 7:12 AM (3 hours ago)

it's in the tradition of catch-22 and dr strangelove, definitely a war satire and there are a lot of slapstick and comedic elements. saying it's purely a war drama seems just as wrong as saying it's not a comedy, but if your barometer for calling a film a comedy in toto means you have to leave the theater with a spring in yr step then I guess it fails on that front.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

3 DAYS LEFT TO VOTE

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit I need to do this

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit I look foreward to your ballot

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

finally finishing mine now

some dude, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

I sort of remember why I don't usually do this. I have a list but I don't even know where to start in regards to ranking them. This will drive me nuts! I wouldn't even bother if I didn't like the funny so much. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

send me your list and i'll rank it for you

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty tempting tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

resist with your very life, andd send to me

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

A simple rule of thumb: any series installments in which the characters go to a different geographical region should be ordered alphabetically by the name of the country (i.e. Ernest Goes To Africa, then Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow, then Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles).

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, is Africa a country or a state?

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

ranking's always tough. I tend to start with a top 10-15 because the cream's easy to spot, then go through the rest of the list one by one asking "is this one better than the one above it?", if so flip places and see how far up it goes, if not go to the next. I try not to get too precious about it because spending too much time trying to figure out if network is a better or worse film than pee-wee herman's big adventure is a road towards madness.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Mr Baseball should be a solid #1 choice

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Edward III otm.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

Rankings after my top 5 feel arbitrary, except for Bad Santa getting moved down repeatedly as I balanced how awesome it was in the theater with how boring it was (except for Bernie Mac) when I watched it on DVD.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

I tend to start with a top 10-15 because the cream's easy to spot, then go through the rest of the list one by one asking "is this one better than the one above it?", if so flip places and see how far up it goes, if not go to the next.

yeah this is totally what I do too

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I start with a cut-down list, then rate each of them out of a hundred, then sort them in descending order and cut the list after 20.

Then tweak as necessary.

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Ouija board iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

spending too much time trying to figure out if network is a better or worse film than pee-wee herman's big adventure is a road towards madness.

haha. True! Strongly recommend not overthinking this.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

also enjoying n/a & morbs battle for ENBB's soul

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

well Morbs doing her voting would likely end with all her votes crossed out and 'more appropriate' choices pencilled in.
or just a dry 'I cannot bring myself to look at this let alone arrange it into some semblance of usefulness'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

Thanks folks. Gonna rank them tonight. I overthink everthing so that's what I was struggling with but think the advice about picking a top 10 and then just sorta winging it is good.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

all you need is a blindfold, a pinboard with your picks written on notecards, and a throwing knife. easy.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

usually my bottom 10-15 could be in any order, might as well sort them alphabetically at that point, or if you're morbs ascending by release date

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

ENBB, I found it easier to order my 100 in groups of 10. It was easier to place them based on whether they were top 10 or 20; etc. I then ranked them within each group of 10 which was easier than ranking each movie against 99 other movies.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

^ I did that too, although I ended up without a #40 somehow. It's 50 films max btw

kinder, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to say A HUNDRED!?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

I think I will have less than 50. I find myself going "Well that's funny but not ALL TIME funny" about tons of movies.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

I'll lol if AP mistakenly did a 100 film ballot for his own poll.

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

#100 - one vote!
#99 - one vote!
#98 - one vote!

. . .

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, my top selections seem to be dominating for some reason.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

(but seriously it's 50)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

getting ready to submit my contrarian ballot soon

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

contrary to whom?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

getting ready to submit my true-to-myself ballot soon

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

just sent a top 27

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man I just thought of something I (or anyone else for that matter) failed to nominate.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

no, pootie tang is on there

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but I'm the only one voting for Monsieur Beaucaire

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

btw the other night Jerry Lewis said "Chris Rock has all the equipment to be even more than he has been."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

i really hope DJP's nomination for I Accidentally Domed Your Son sweeps this

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

p.s. I voted for Shakes the Clown 50 times

shit, I forgot to vote for Pootie Tang

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but I'm the only one voting for Monsieur Beaucaire

yeah but we don't give away cookies for good behavior here

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

you guys

have we talked about Death To Smoochy yet?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

that movie has a bizarre cult following, including some of my college friends I saw it with

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

If Shakes The Clown is "the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies," or whatever the blurb on the VHS box read, what does that make Smoochy?

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

the Shakes the Clown of clown movies?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

never cared about Smoochy. it's doing a totally different thing than Shakes the Clown anyway

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

I was joking you guys

we really don't have to talk about it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

sorry I just take Shakes the Clown very seriously lol

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

gentlemen, you can't joke in here, this is the comedy thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

I have never seen I Accidentally Domed Your Son, which sucks, because I really want to vote for it...

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

that movie has a bizarre cult following, including some of my college friends I saw it with

― mh, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:03 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think every terrible 'dark comedy' has a cult following among dumbasses who think the movie failed because it was too dark for the masses and not because it sucked. somewhere right now somebody is making a case for Very Bad Things.

some dude, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

probably could've been more rigorous but then i wouldn't have finished it before deadline. stats interesting probably only to me. i voted for:

4 Cohen Bros movies
8 movies from before 1960
2 Anna Faris movies
1 Woody Allen movie
1 Unintentional comedy
0 Kevin Smith Movies

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

I had a ton of amazing, classic movies on my list and then decided they're not really examples of comedy to me so I axed them.

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

Smoochy is among the better studio comedies of the last 20 years, i.e. I won't come close to voting for it.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

The funniest movies will always be whatever you saw when you were like aged 13 to 18

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

he doesn't drink whiskey

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

The funniest movies will always be whatever you saw when you were like aged 13 to 18, which is why i don't trust anyone whose ballot is like all "Ah, yes, <i>Le Gendarme de Saint-Tropez</i>" instead of like, "Dudes, <i>Billy Madison</i>"

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

I don't trust people who can't properly code on message boards.

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

i project Big Lebowski to be #1 overall

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

The funniest movies will always be whatever you saw when you were like aged 13 to 18

I never saw Keaton or Jackie Chan til college, so balls

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Stuff I liked when I was 13 to 18 -- only five spots out of 50 on my ballot, but one of those is my #1.

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that 13-18 thing doesn't seem right at all

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Well, I guess Buster Keaton wasn't technically making movies until you were in college, morbs

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of my dad's (very wrong) adage about how everyone always loves the music they loved as teenagers best

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

that's true though

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

no it is not

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it is in a lot of ways

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

the vast majority of shit I listened to between the ages of 13-18 - U2, Sting/the Police, REM, Nirvana, the Pogues - I have no time for now. Like, literally no interest in listening to it.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

should maybe stop projecting your own self-loathing/arrested development onto other people

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

should maybe stop being a fucking pedant about the way everything is worded all the time

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i really HATE MYSELF because I still like Helmet

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

I think this thread was built on a burial ground or something

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

lol musik peepul

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

a burial ground of laffs

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

it's not supposed to be a the end-all-be-all of mantras, dogg... seriously, you are the worst, most insufferable snob humanly possible if you can't admit there's not one single album or movie from that time period that puts you in a state of ease.

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

if you can't admit there's not one single album or movie from that time period that puts you in a state of ease

this is not what you said originally fyi

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

we built this thread on rock and roll

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

still loving one album or movie from that time period /= everything I loved from that time period was the best

I hear you write for a living? amazing.

xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I hear you're an internet nobody for a living, eat my cock

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

lol stay classy

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-15-Scary-Movie.gif

internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

dave uncool

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.paranormalgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vomit.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of my dad's (very wrong) adage about how everyone always loves the music they loved as teenagers best

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier),

there's actually a scientific basis to this adage, though! It's one of the chapters in "This is Your Brain on Music"

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

NO ITS NOT TRUE I HAVE NO TIME FOR U2 SCIENCE IS STUPID

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Who said this thread isn't funny?

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

adages about what ppl love / when they loved it / etc in reductive nonsense on ilx shocker

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

However, that doesn't mean that everyone should be voting for Billy Madison - if I'd seen that as a teenager, I would have hated that with a fiery passion.

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

Billy Madison was OK. It was Happy Girlmore I hated.

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

Gilmore, ha.

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

Billy Madison is my #3, fuck the haters

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

The funniest movies will always be whatever you saw when you were like aged 13 to 18

You're thinking of 'the funniest era of SNL'.

There's stuff I liked from 23-28 that I've outgrown, so I don't really buy into your theory. There is stuff I liked from 13-18, however, that I've grown into.

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

xp - would your fiancee consider that infidelity?

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

oh sarahell.

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

i've laughed harder at the last 100 or so posts on this thread than i did during the last 10 movies on my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, that thread has been lingering in Site New Answers all day

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Billy Madison is the best standard issue Sandler comedy, but it's a total mess and I find that it holds up less well with repeated viewings. Lots of funny moments, but not enough to push it into my top 50.

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

no shots but i'm younger than whiney and even from the SNL/early movie career era i'd look at adam sandler like "i'm too old for this shit"

internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot's definitely full of a buncha dumb 80s/90s shit i loved as a kid though

internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

I think my ballot had zero Sandler but I had Dirty Work, which I didn't see until college

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait, it came out in 1998, of course I didn't. Hah.

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

The only dumb '80s/'90s comedy that matters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0HtTUrYwts

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8B-qJB1D9U

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

there's actually a scientific basis to this adage, though! It's one of the chapters in "This is Your Brain on Music"

iirc this is more about why music you hear as a teenager emotionally resonates with you more strongly than music you hear at other times in your life. but this is different from thinking that that music is categorically "the best", unless you insist on judging music based on how much it makes you feel like a teenager.

many xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

unless you insist on judging music based on how much it makes you feel like a teenager.

a lot of people do, myself included, and that's why there is a certain truth to the proposition. it's only when people try to make it all absolute and proscriptive that it becomes silly.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

Man, fuck Adam Sandler.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

i my personal experience, this isn't limited to the teen years, but also includes the music of my childhood (some of the most emotion-charged of all) and my twenties. it was only as i passed through my thirties that i began to notice that it was getting harder and harder to find music that hit me like it did in my youth.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

plus andrew farrell otm

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

feel like bringing up my dad's adage re: music has been a bit of a distraction, since our brains deal with comedy and music differently.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

it was only as i passed through my thirties that i began to notice that it was getting harder and harder to find music that hit me like it did in my youth.

yeah I don't have this problem. I'm comfortable with bein an outlier.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

Shakey, how old are you and what's your #1 comedy film?

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

more k sounds people

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

there are some rather obvious clues as to what my #1 is right on this very thread. it IS something I saw between the ages of 13-18, however it is not something that was first released during that time.

refer to jaymc's spreadsheet for my age lol

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

I was a toddler when my #1 came out but I first saw it during my teenage years.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

My #1 was released before I was ever born, and I didn't see it until I was . . . 19?

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

my number #1 was released in 1940 and i first saw it when i was 22

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

my #1 is from 1984, and i first saw it when i was 17

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

My number one was released when I was 15 and features tittahs, ymmv.

Eric H., Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

starship troopers?

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

wow, lots of people named Shakey itt

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Shut it, NA.

lol Eric

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

wow, lots of people named Shakey itt

i must have a lot of pent up rage these days bc whenever someone makes a stupid sarcastic snark like this on ilx i want to tell them to go drown themselves

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

I was just kidding, btw.

I enjoy the snarky stylings of N/A. Mostly.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

we got a guy that can help with that (xpost)

internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

i was not kidding

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

ha i don't usually feel like i'm being snarky, just silly :/ i am feeling irritable today though

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w07zdsDL1qazr8vo1_250.gif

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

awwwwww

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

My #1 I first saw in college; my #2 I only saw for the first time a couple of years ago.

how u like me now, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

(closes eyes, waits for #2 joeks)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

ok, finally stop making tiny changes and turned in my ballot

internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

Yay!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

I should stop dithering and get my ballot together, huh

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

My number one came out when I was four, and my number two came out when I was seven. And I saw both of them when they came out. And I had the hardcover storybook adaptations of both of them.

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

my top 3 will probably be from when my mom was -4, 5, and 16

not gonna look at the results thread obv

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

okay lol

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

(best guess at) age when I first saw my top ten (in order 1-10):
26
12
9
35
35
9
35
19
30
28

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

ppl basically championing the equiv of 1960s opera here

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

DJP DO IT

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost "BINGO"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

if dr morbius isn't looking at the results thread, that would mean he wouldn't notice if his votes weren't counted HINT HINT

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

my #1 is from 1975; i was unborn. my #2 is from 1998 and overrated. i want to vote for wizard people, dear reader, probably just outside the top 10, but it might not qualify. (although i might not care.)

my distribution of pre-1960 stuff is generous for a millennial rat like me (three in the top ten, seven more throughout) but it's weird and haphazard cuz i'm underversed. i've never even seen sullivan's travels, but the palm beach story was hilar (and so satisfyingly money-obsessed). silent stuff meanwhile i basically can't vote for, because like yes i have seen city lights and the general (and monsieur verdoux, lol) but i couldn't know how high to rank them without seeing more bad silent films. insert joke about the artist.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

don't worry, The Palm Beach story is better

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

morbs is voting?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

DR MORBIUS DO IT

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

plllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

ppl basically championing the equiv of 1960s opera here

hell no, i'm championing the equivalent of 80s rock. which is to say 80s movies.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I am switching my ballot to all Apatow and SNL actor films for Morbs. I need a new #1 -- what was that Molly Shannon one with the socially awkward girl? Superstar or something?

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Bringing Up Baby

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

not gonna look at the results thread obv

Morbs, I think you just knocked a 911 truther out of the top spot on my "50 most unbelievable statements ever made by a human being" ballot.

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol contenderizer. butt comedies!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

what have i done

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

look upon your works and despair

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

Deric it is OK, u can refer to Lorax by name.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

i dont think theres a single thing on my ballot that i first saw after the age of 20

Lamp, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

its still a perfect ballot tho

Lamp, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

tbf you're what? 15?

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, finding it hard to whittle down from 70 nominees. (Some votes will end up thrown away, since Death Becomes Her, Women in Revolt and Buñuel weren't nominated.)

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

thought for sure that discreet charm of the bourgeoisie was nominated

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

i have a top 15 i'm pretty comfy with. and another 15-20 i'm pulling my hair out over. i'm just so busy lately i don't have the time to go back and conform whether or not alot of movie are as funny as i remember them.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

Ballot sent.

# movies from before 1970: 10
# movies from before 1950: 2
# movies from when I was 13-18: 7
# movies starring Jerry Lewis: 1
# movies directed by Martin Scorsese: 0
# token Looney Tunes: 1
# movies in my top 10 with female protagonists: 6
# movies of those 6 where the women are played by men: 2

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

that obscure object of desire is one of the nominations ... though discreet object is funnier.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

lol discreet charm i meant

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

Highest on my list I don't think will place: Sweet and Lowdown

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

I just saw Discreet Charm was nominated. Alphabetized under "The." Still, there's about four or five other Buñuels ahead of it in my view.

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

well boy howdy there it is after all ... along with the exterminating angel

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

I may just vote for 30, as I have about 70 "four-star" comedies and the last 40 really can't be separated.

fuck the nominations, Pillow Talk isn't even up there

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

U GUYS MORBS IS VOTING

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

don't think i don't hate myself

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

and how can I rank something I've seen 8x against something I saw once 10 years ago? can't be done

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

Highest on my list I don't think will place: Sweet and Lowdown

I dunno...it's somewhere in the middle of my ballot (my second-highest Woody nom), so it's in with a chance!

I have about 70 "four-star" comedies and the last 40 really can't be separated.

They made 40 Abbott and Costello Meet... films?!

Sam Handwiches (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

and how can I rank something I've seen 8x against something I saw once 10 years ago? can't be done

it's true, after five or six viewings, there can't be much left to like

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

wait is the hypothesis now that morbs literally does not actually enjoy anything

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

Attention.

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)

xp contenderizer -- so untrue! I've seen Repo Man at least 6 times, and it is hilarious and awesome every time

sarahell, Thursday, 22 March 2012 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

and how can I rank something I've seen 8x against something I saw once 10 years ago? can't be done

STAND DOWN U GUYS MORBS ISN'T VOTING

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 05:32 (thirteen years ago)

I ribbed him about it before, silby, but I do get the impression that Morbs passionately enjoys certain things. His passions just seem foreign to some of us because we enjoy things with, for example, sound and color and actors who lived to see the advent of the automobile. Judge not lest ye be...well, you're gonna be judged any which way, tbh.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)

morbs passionately enjoys the magnetic fields. that's good enough for me.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:04 (thirteen years ago)

I remember from a previous poll that Morbs is a fan of The Kids In The Hall and The Larry Sanders Show (two of the greatest things to come out of the 20th Century), so I will fight to the death for his right to declare love for things our great-grandparents found a little old-fashioned.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

sorry i don't enjoy being the classic-comedy pinata

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:27 (thirteen years ago)

plenty of other people are voting for older stuff

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

fuck the nominations, Pillow Talk isn't even up there

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)

lol really and you complain about Apatow?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:48 (thirteen years ago)

sorry i don't enjoy being the classic-comedy pinata

i don't enjoy you being it either - and my simpsons-link above was less a harsh on you than on slapstick itself. but i can't help but think i'd rather read posts from you that explain why these archaic movies are still brilliant and why we should check them out. i've not seen you do that - apologies if that's unfair, its a long thread and i may have missed posts where you did. but i did read plenty of posts where you say old movies are better than modern ones, with scant further argument beyond we are all idiots who wouldn't know good comedy if it came up and football-tackled us over and over again for five minutes in crackly black&white. that's not a very convincing argument, you know?

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

In fairness, I've never seen Dr Morbius do anything that indicates he's here to provide a convincing argument.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:02 (thirteen years ago)

jeezus, I haven't even had time to watch the L'Atalante Criterion I bought in October and you expect me to take on a full-time job like that

in crackly black&white

^but start watching better prints

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol, prints

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

But Alfred, Pillow Talk and its ilk were really clever gender-relation subversions with subtextual cultural criticisms do u c?

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:23 (thirteen years ago)

jeezus, I haven't even had time to watch the L'Atalante Criterion I bought in October and you expect me to take on a full-time job like that

well, the pay's awful, but the hours are... also awful.

start watching better prints

i was referring explicitly to the harold lloyd youtube you posted!

anyway, i'm not voting as i can't face the sophie's choice of ranking my beloved favourites in order of preference. but i'm looking forward to the results.

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)

I'll make a case for His Picture In The Papers - 1916 film with pre-swashbuckling Douglas Fairbanks romping around, chasing publicity and trolling vegetarians, and v.v.droll/meta intertitles from Anita Loos (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, etc) - IIRC this was the breakout film for them both in terms of their Hollywood careers.

Bruce Campbell-wise, will Army of Darkness outperform than the two Evil Deads in a comedy poll?

etc, Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)

btw i love tonnes of old comedies, screwball comedies, sturges, doris day movies, just to be clear. xp

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

sorry i don't enjoy being the classic-comedy pinata

At the risk of exposing my soft underbelly: you give the impression of being withstand a bit of good-natured japery, but I do hope I've stopped short of actually hurting your feelings, Morbs. That would mark the point where being endlessly amused by my own idiocy would come to an abrupt and tragic stop.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:55 (thirteen years ago)

Ugh, "being able to," I mean. English actually is my first language, contrary to all appearances.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs' ballot for the ILE 70s film poll just became my new stuff-to-check-out list

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

^this has zero percent relevance to any discussion at hand

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

no shame in my game

1930s: 1
1940s: 0
1950s: 2
1960s: 1
1970s: 6
1980s: 15
1990s: 15
2000s: 10
2010s: 0

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

i love tonnes of old comedies, screwball comedies, sturges, doris day movies, just to be clear.

well, you pretty much have to vote to combat the evil all around us (see directly above)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Eric, your BluRays with their "edge enhancements" are made from prints, I hate to break the news.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I cast them out!

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

Just sent! If my calculations are correct, I voted for 36 films, divided by decade like so:

1930s - 1
1940s - 1
1950s - 1
1960s - 9
1970s - 10
1980s - 6
1990s - 5
2000s - 3
2010s - 0

emil.y, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

I did want to seek out a couple of recommendations of older stuff, but then I figured I wouldn't have time to properly digest them anyway, it's not like a song poll where it takes 3 minutes, and you can listen multiple times. Also, I don't like much slapstick, so a lot of them I know I just wouldn't like...

emil.y, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

good talk

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I am repping for this longshot, again. Such a beautifully constructed sequence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne-gZW2f4gk

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

a number of Lewis's prime-era films are destroyed for me by the sentimentality -- easier to take w/ Chaplin -- and that's one of em.

I really can't argue that JL has made more than one, maybe 2, of the 50 greatest comedies of ALL TIME. That's the problem with the ridiculously wide spectrum of 'comedy films.' Next poll: DRAMA.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

Well, number one would be Crash in a walk, since it solved racism. But what then?

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Cabin Boy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

a number of Lewis's prime-era films are destroyed for me by the sentimentality -- easier to take w/ Chaplin -- and that's one of em.

I can see that, especially with something like The Delicate Delinquent. But what can I say -- I'm a total sucker for the little clown bit in The Errand Boy.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Wasn't that an ostrich?

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

those were some famed TV puppets of the era (Bil Baird's?)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Cabin Boy

You rang? http://www.avclub.com/articles/cabin-boy,71269/

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

cabin boy was literally the last thing i cut from my final ballot

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot is full of evil - at least three movies featuring seth rogen

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

there were like only three or four whimsys from the days of black & white that didn't drown the post-snl vomitorium

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

basically it came down to the likelihood i'll put duck soup on for a lol or macgruber. besides, there's AFIs and shit to tell you to watch duck soup before you die. all the old classics i slighted are probably in a national registry.

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

AP, have thread title changed from ALL TIME

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

possibly to "films based on 4-minute TV sketches"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

and have "comedy" changed to "juvenile swill"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

i've still an early talkie with somebody wearing a top hat in my top 5, morbz, don't worry.

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

but is there a film w/ a pie fight on yer list, anthony?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

I know this supposed to be "fun on the internets," but it takes time to do ALL TIME, and if some ppl do THAT and others don't it's worthless.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer, you know less about silent comedy than baseball, if such a thing is possible

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

BEST juvenile swill OF VOTING THREAD

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

it all boils down the time Tombot asked my age and hearing it asked "Why are you on the internet?"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

LOL I miss tombot.

So I have 50 movies! I need to tinker with the order a bit bit should be all set to submit tomorrow. Yr advice was really good BTW everyone so Ty!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

hooray!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

hey Morbz, how is your ballot coming along?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

it takes time to do ALL TIME, and if some ppl do THAT and others don't it's worthless.

Awwww, maaaaaan. Are you telling me the results aren't going to be the irreducible product of rigorous algorithms and airtight scientific analysis? I was really hoping this was gonna be the ultimate argument settler.

Rock, Rot & ROFL (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

I know this supposed to be "fun on the internets," but it takes time to do ALL TIME,

I'm not using a walker, Methuselah.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

That isn't my goddamn point. ILM does their year-end albums, singles, and dick-size polls and nobody trolls those. But it's different with MOVIES, right, cuz they're just FUN! Anybody can pick those out of a hat. xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

and at least the ILM polls come up with the same goddamn results as everybody else.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

ILM does their year-end albums, singles, and dick-size polls and nobody trolls those.

haha waht

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

b/c i don't worship certain of yer gods (i.e., Fatty Arbuckle) or refuse to recognize the divinity of certain of yer other gods (i.e., the New York Mets) does not make me a heathen, Morbz.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, it's no trick to think of twenty of your favorite comedies and put them on a list unless you need a visit to the NY Public Library to run some Arbuckle reels.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

I literally took ten minutes to think of a list both decades-spanning and true to me. Give me a fucking break.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

to limit it to 50 and rank em is a labor for me, sorry

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

at least the ILM polls come up with the same goddamn results as everybody else.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:34 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why is this a good thing?

emil.y, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

(Also, it's not often true, thank god.)

emil.y, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

and btw for snaring me into this writing things no one reads about stuff no one ever sees living death, thanks. xxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

and at least the ILM polls come up with the same goddamn results as everybody else.

What on earth is fun/interesting/revealing about that?

And I think you're jumping to some mighty big conclusions to assume that clowning ITT = everybody is ballot trolling. But if you approach this poll as if it were being composed by a quorum of grave and wizened critics who reject the dogma of subjective judgment...well, you have no one but yourself to blame when you're disappointed with the results. An apple ain't gonna taste like an orange, no matter how vehemently you berate it for its lack of serious-mindedness.

Rock, Rot & ROFL (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

where are these dick size ILM polls

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

they are on I Love My Penis

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

so ILM

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

xpost ironically abbreviated I-LMP

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

i would just like to make clear that while i did put some recent sillies on my ballot at the expense of older sillies i also know to be great but am less likely to revisit with relish, i respect those who watched every silly during the first 50 years of film and can't blame them for stopping there.

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

and who is Austerity Ponies?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

the person running this poll

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

our warden

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

I am learning about my tastes due to the list... apprently I like 'verbal humor' a lot

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Discussing comedy on ILE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzctPPkUPkk

Rock, Rot & ROFL (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

Two exclamation points in my top ten, feels right

da croupier, Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

ballot sent, AP! let me know if you didn't get it.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost damn, turned my ballot in too early to remember Discussing Comedy On ILE. A classic. I hope it gets some votes.

Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

haha I fogot about that Ibex video. It was a different version but I laughed hard at that when I first saw it. Maybe even harder than at some of the movies on my ballot. OK, not really.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

This thing closing Midnight central time?

beachville, Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

ILM does their year-end albums, singles, and dick-size polls and nobody trolls those.

a) lol untrue
b) there's only one person trolling this poll

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

WAIT

NO! My ballot is at work, I forgot to email it to myself. I was going to reorder it tomorrow because I thought it closed then.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

finally sent in my ballot of 50.

Smith... Frobisher Smith. (Viceroy), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

Oh shit voting closes tonight?!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

no

Number None, Friday, 23 March 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

looking over my poll:

# movies from before 1970: 28
# movies from before 1950: 19
# movies from when I was 13-18: 8
# movies starring Jerry Lewis: 0
# movies starring Charlie Chaplin: 1
# movies starring Rodney Dangerfield: 2
# movies starring William Powell: 2
# movies directed by Woody Allen: 3
# movies directed by Preston Sturges: 4
# movies in which Judd Apatow played any role (actor, writer, producer, director); 0
# token Looney Tunes: 0
# token silent films: 0
# movies with pie fights: 0
% representing how much i give a shit about what Morbz thinks about my list: 0

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

Whew xp

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

Sent in my ballot. Let me know if you didn't get it AP

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

HARPER'S INDEX imo

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot:

pre 1950 - 6 films
1950-1970 - 4 films
1970s - 7 films
1980s - 16 films
1990s - 8 films
2000s - 9 films

films first seen during the first 22 years of my life - 22
films first seen during the next 22 years of my life - 28

films built around SNL characters or alumni - 0
judd apatow films - 0
foreign language films - 7
david lynch films - 0
martin scorsese films - 1

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

I just realized that the most highly-represented person on my ballot (with four movies) is probably Luke Wilson. Huh.

Catheter Hepburn (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

movies on my ballot first seen between the ages of 13-18: 12
# of those movies that actually were made then (between 1987 - 1992): 1

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

Sent!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 March 2012 07:01 (thirteen years ago)

Making my ballot has convinced me that I don't like comedy? Like, if I took out everything that I didn't think of as mostly another genre, I'd have a dozen movies - mostly animated!

% representing how much i give a shit about what Morbz thinks about my list: 0

"I don't worry about being called racist, but I do keep a mental tally of all the black people I met today and how warmly I think they feel towards me!" :)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

voted for Hips Hips Hooray 50x

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

I only voted for 25. 1) my guess is there are four films on there where my vote will be the only one; 2) two directors placed twice, the rest only once; 3) no films predate the year I was born; 10 out of the 25 would also make any list of my favourite films regardless of genre.

clemenza, Friday, 23 March 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

That's so weird, Morbs! I put Tits Ahoy! as my number one, directly followed by Ring-A-Ding-Ding-Dongs!. Objectification comedy was weirdly omnipresent in the '30s, although by no means unwelcome!

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

Clemenza, if it isn't a rude question, what year were you born?

emil.y, Friday, 23 March 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

1937

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

I found just enough room for Landing Strip Revue of 1938, but couldn't make way for Make Way for Prick.

Eric H., Friday, 23 March 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

happy 75th!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

Getting there...born in '61.

clemenza, Friday, 23 March 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

24 more!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

Doing this now - Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie is going in top 10.

For the future, is there any more of this kind of surrealist humour I should check out? Bunuel is obv one of a kind but any recommendations would be good. (I guess La Grande Bouffe ties in but I haven't seen it)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

That isn't my goddamn point. ILM does their year-end albums, singles, and dick-size polls and nobody trolls those. But it's different with MOVIES, right, cuz they're just FUN! Anybody can pick those out of a hat. xp

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fun fact: I don't spend time on ilm and have almost never posted because I find it aggravating. I like movies and music, but while I might enjoy a thoughtful good-humored conversation aqbout the arts on the internet--one that tollerated varrying degrees of expertise and points-of-entry--I mostly make jokes because these conversations rarely pan out without becoming contentious and well, like the internet.

Plus, polls like this are open to a wide variety of audiences, so yes, you will be rolling your data up with folks who vote for butt comedies, or for people who have a very different concept of what a comedy is, and who are irreverent. But that's the nature of these polls and I sincerely recommend that you treat this as a lark, because that's what it is, even for those participants who experience film as a deeply important art form.

PS I suspect there are several other people on this thread who take film seriously. I don't think you're alone!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

and who is Austerity Ponies?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dennis Dugan

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

(Best Robert Duvall voice) I admire your pictures very much, Mr. Dugan.

clemenza, Friday, 23 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

Ballot sent! I started liking comedies again, once I'd cut away a lot of SNL-related shit.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot was Superstar listed 50 times

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

I've not seen it - any good?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

Does it look any good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW85KbKYwYs

(Trivia: directed by Bruce McCulloch of Kids in the Hall fame!)

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

HEY GUYS WE HAVE 62 BALOLOTS IN

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO GET IN YOUR VOTES

IFYI I'm going to be out of town for the weekend, so while my goal is to have the results tallied, double-checked, and ready to go by Monday, I may not be ready to begin announcing results until Tuesday.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

lol that extra "O" was unintentional

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

62!

Good God. Why anyone would have any SNL on their lists (aside from WW and that's a big maybe) is beyond me.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

I'd probably put MacGruber above Wayne's World. But I didn't put either on my ballot.

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

I had high hopes for MacGruber but didn't think it was that great in the end. idk. While not an SNL movie I do have one Mike Meyers on mine so I should probably STFU.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

DJP & DR MORBIUS WHERE ARE YOUR BALLOTS

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I SENT MINE YESTERDAY EARLY EVENING

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Blues Brothers?

mh, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I have BB on mine. Was just coming back to say that. I was thinking more of the recent ones.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

BALOLOTS

i think i'm gonna use this typo throughout the upcoming election silly season.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

I need two more movies. THIS IS TOO HARD.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

ghostbusters is another obvious SNL offshoot (and it's on my ballot)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

it's not recent tho'

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

Life of Brian
Some Like It Hot

yr welcome

(alternate choices: I Accidentally Domed Your Son, Troll 2)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

is ghostbusters really an snl offshoot? there wasn't a ghostbusters skit no snl before the movie came out

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

DJP DUDE HOLY SHIT IT WAS IN MY SPAM FOLDER

there were no other emails in the spam folder which is set to 30 days so everyone else is ok

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

(DJP is ok now too. balolot resued

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol Dan both were already on there

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

ok i just noticed that troll 2 is not one of the options ... i wouldn't have voted for it anyway, but it still brings the LOLs.

i consider ghostbusters an SNL offshoot b/c of Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd (and was originally supposed to be a John Belushi joint), though perhaps i'm mistaken on what an SNL offshoot is really supposed to be (no, there wasn't any SNL ghostbusters skits pre-movie).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

ballot sent

Number None, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

Just saw that this is new on Netflix streaming. Thought I'd throw it out there so no one has to live with the regret of leaving it off their ballot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L63dwv-wM9g

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

i consider ghostbusters an SNL offshoot b/c of Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd (and was originally supposed to be a John Belushi joint), though perhaps i'm mistaken on what an SNL offshoot is really supposed to be (no, there wasn't any SNL ghostbusters skits pre-movie).

Not an SNL offshoot

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

That was very confusing for a couple mins there though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I don't think where the buffalo roam or grosse pointe blank are snl offshoots either

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'm counting anything that wouldn't have happened without SNL rather than direct adaptations of sketches (of which yeah I only really consider WW and BB as any good). Which is I suppose an immense amount of stuff - Chase / Murray / Akyroyd / Crystal / Martin / Murphy / Rock / Myers / Ferrell / Fey / Schneider / Spade / Sandler / Farley . But only the last four fall under "SNL-related shit" as the rest aren't shit (much).

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

What?! Who thinks of it like that. I have always thought of SNL offshoots as directed sketches only. If I were to operate under your crazy definitions then my top two choices would be considered offshoots which they're not because that is insane.

AP I have sent you an email!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

"directed sketches"

Sorry - rushing. I meant to type "direct adaptations of sketches"

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters can't be an SNL movie because it's on my ballot.

Eric H., Friday, 23 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

xpost to Andrew

So...I guess roughly 30% of American comedy films from the past 30 years are SNL offshoots?

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, for me snl offshoot means it was a skit on the show first, but ymmv

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

yes, that is correct.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

I could get with the phrase "movies that probably wouldn't have existed if not for SNL" to describe stuff like Ghostbusters and Billy Madison and Bridesmaids. But I do have trouble considering Iron Man and Major Payne and Greenberg "SNL offshoots".

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

There is no varying mileage here! This anyone ever remotely involved with SNL stuff is total crazy talk!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

got it enbb

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, all I'm saying is that when I dismissed "SNL-related shit", I was including a lot of stuff that appeared over a period (say 98-08) which when I heard about these films and thought "WTF what is this why are these people famous?", and every time when I looked them up it was SNL. I have no strong views on what an "SNL offshoot" is - I'll happily go with your definition, it's just not what I was talking about.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - :)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

Andrew, I don't think you're showing Chris Kattan the respect he deserves

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

Actual SNL movies of the last couple decades off the top of my head, where the characters or premise were in a sketch first:

Superstar
The Ladies Man
Stuart Saves His Family
A Night at the Roxbury
MacGruber
Coneheads
Wayne's World 1 & 2

mh, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Stuart was in my top 5, but I a) hate fun & life, and b) desperately want to vote in something...

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

any Rob Schneider movie.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Stuart Saves His Family was in your top five funniest movies of all time?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

I was trying to think of people who can get films made - it burns that Rob Schneider is on that list, but there you go.

Also there are so many people who were just on the show for one season - I am now fascinated by the idea of the 84/85 Harry Shearer / Julia Louis-Dreyfus / Jim Belushi / Billy Crystal / Christopher Guest / Rich Hall / Martin Short year, being replaced wholesale by Damon Wayans / Joan Cusack / Anthony M. Hall / Randy Quaid / Jon Lovitz / Dennis Miller the next year.

(also by the fact that the people I've omitted because I've never heard of them are all women)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

top 5 comedies xp

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

I don't want to beat this conversation to death, but I should add that many of my movies DO feel like SNL offshoots even though they have nothing to do with original SNL skits.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 23 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I used to work with a recent college grad who was originally from Pakistan and when he brought up some goofy college comedy of the moment I asked him if he'd seen Animal House. Had no idea what it was. Kids these days.

mh, Friday, 23 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

(also by the fact that the people I've omitted because I've never heard of them are all women)

I liked Danitra Vance (RIP) a lot.

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Saturday_Night_Live_films

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

New ILE poll: Best SNL Movie

Henry David Thorough (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe I forgot It's Pat

mh, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

i figure there are two categories of SNL flick: direct SNL offshoots (movies that started as sketches, like coneheads or w/e) and SNL alumni movies (movies prominently starring ex cast members, like anchorman).

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

There's two categories of SNL offshoots: The Blues Brothers, and everything else. :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

I liked the stuart smalley movie! but no way it's making my ballot

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

OK listen I've never actaully seen the Stuart Smalley movie cause I figured it would be shit. I could totally be hilarious for all I know. I was just surprised someone put it in their top 5, that's all.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure Stewart is the only non-WW SNL movie from the '90s that I've heard anyone say anything good about.

Wm. Butler Yeast (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

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Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

I'm happy to see that you're such a fan of TV, Morbs! Which is surprising, seeing as how no one from the films you like would've ever deigned to do any television work.

Gregor Samsung (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

xxxp I just like it lots, that's all. You're right, it's not a wall-to-wall laugh riot or anything; I p much submitted a sacrilegious ballot that disregarded lols (and also anything before 1970)(Morbs if you need my address in order to mail me some anthrax, get a hold of me on Fbook) in favor of using this as an opportunity to make a list of stuff I really dig that falls ostensibly in the 'comedy' category.

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

btw Stuart is def the only SNL spinoff movie I ranked, though there are at least four more TV-affiliated movies on my ballot...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

We are largely discussing TV's pernicious effect on film, in fairness. Indeed Morbz can use it to focus - if he ever gets a time machine, I Intentionally Domed Lorne Michaels can save the world.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

Also there are so many people who were just on the show for one season - I am now fascinated by the idea of the 84/85 Harry Shearer / Julia Louis-Dreyfus / Jim Belushi / Billy Crystal / Christopher Guest / Rich Hall / Martin Short year, being replaced wholesale by Damon Wayans / Joan Cusack / Anthony M. Hall / Randy Quaid / Jon Lovitz / Dennis Miller the next year.

It's because Dick Ebersol stepped down and Lorne Michaels came back. The 85-86 season was one of the worst, despite highlights like That Black Girl (Danitra Vance RIP xp) and the Replacements.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

How about that following year, when all of the name actors were replaced wholesale by a superfecta of unknowns (Hartman, Hooks, Carvey, Nealon, etc.)? Talk about your effing excellent calls that might not have seemed as such at the time.

Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

I know, I know. TV TV TV TV TV TV ETC

Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 23, 2012 12:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/assets_c/2010/12/etscream3-thumb-510x273-29525.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMAdQFN1nOQ

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21XFCR8cM4

Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

But weren't the name actors mostly unknown at the time? That's one of the things that fascinated me, because for a lot of the 84-85 gang it was their only year and for the 85-86 gang the same, and I'm curious about whether there was a lot of stuff written about "well, this is the last we'll hear of these losers".

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Billy Crystal, Christopher Guest and Martin Short were all famous before they were on SNL

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, but I meant the people from the following season. I don't think they were all huge, but Anthony Michael Hall, Robert Downey, Jr., and Randy Quaid (and maybe Joan Cusack, to an extent?) were definitely names before they did SNL.

Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah them too

basically those two seasons were packed with ppl known from other things before Lorne went back to mining for stand-ups

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

... and improv ppl

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jsQB46jx_Y&feature=related

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

actually, speaking of SNL people, wasn't 30 Rock great last night? so many great metajokes!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

the worm is on the hook, the hook is in the water. now we wait for the wily morbsfish

mh, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

hey, poll admin - i put "Superstar" on my ballot - as a vote for "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story" by Todd Haynes.

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

sorry your vote has already been registered for the mary katherine gallagher story

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

i don't even know who that is!

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

Morbz' sister

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

poll admin I submitted my ballot, plz check yr spam folder

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

(Sarahell: it's the name of the character in the Molly Shannon SNL "Superstar" movie)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

lol edward

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't watched SNL since 1987

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

YOU ASKED SO i'M TELLING YOU

jeez lady :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

No, thanks for telling me! I was just explaining why I was lacking in the clue department.

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

we're all good, and I love the Todd Haynes Superstar movie :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

and i didn't mean it in that snobby "i don't watch television" way either.

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

thank god, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't watched SNL since 1987

WOW. So you've even missed the arguable golden era that took place immediately after that! Now that is too bad.

Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

those were my angst-ridden goth teen years so I probably would've hated it

sarahell, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/28hn66p.jpg

My house is directly behind the moon I am bored (los blue jeans), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

btw sarahell, that's Molly Shannon doing a goth sketch on SNL

My house is directly behind the moon I am bored (los blue jeans), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

this poll was too overwhelming for me to participate

whispering fairy tales (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 March 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Just submitted mine, hopefully in time. Lotsa Woody, Coens and a fair bit of Steve Martin. Maybe 2-3 films each from the 30s and 40s. No Sandler or Apatow.

Excited to see the results!

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

20s: 5
30s: 11
40s: 10
50s: 6
60s: 7
70s: 4
80s: 4
90s: 2
00s: 1

still won't do any good.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

Proud of you, ya grump

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

That's OK. I did this.

20s: 0
30s: 1
40s: 1
50s: 1
60s: 8
70s: 12
80s: 11
90s: 9
00s: 7

It all balances out. Yay!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

no great silents, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

People were too busy making hot, sexy movies back then to be funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

I should check and see if my TV has a black and white setting. I'd like to watch one of these old-timey movies sometime! Do I have to turn on closed captioning if it's a no-talking movie?

General Scheherazod (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

no you write out the lines of dialog from the script on flashcards and you have someone stand by the tv and hold them up

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

so that they match the dialog cards on screen, it makes it more real

and you bang away on the piano, makes it even more exciting

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

Huh. So there's actual dialogue, then? I was under the impression that all those actors were deaf-mutes. Or were those movies made for deaf-mutes? I'm always so confused about stuff that happened in the '50s or whenever.

General Scheherazod (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

It's like when you are stalking outside someone's house, and you can see them saying words but you can't hear them

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, okay. Yes, that actually makes complete sense to me.

I thought I'd celebrate the end of the polling (and impending end of the thread...?) with this video I just remembered which features impersonations of famous actors, including some of Morbs' favorite comedians! Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxGaeg9UxG8

General Scheherazod (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:37 (thirteen years ago)

Is that you in the video?

Tuomas, Saturday, 24 March 2012 09:46 (thirteen years ago)

if the video is ball-achingly unfunny then its possible

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Saturday, 24 March 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol

iirc that is Haircare on the left, yeah

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

o shit

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I can still vote like RIGHT NOW, right?

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

50s: 1
60s: 1
70s: 9
80s: 14
90s: 16
00s: 7
2010s: 1

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

amazing how much better film comedies got once TV showed up, eh?

DWH, your japeries are so ball-achingly unfunny, I'm amazed you're not on SNL!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

I will be the first to admit I need to watch a whole lot of classic stuff I have never seen. I've never claimed otherwise.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

'60s: 3
'70s: 6
'80s: 10
'90s: 5
'00s: 1

Wow--I never would have guessed I'd place more '80s films than '70s films on any kind of favourites list.

clemenza, Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

I will be the first to admit I need to watch a whole lot of classic stuff I have never seen. I've never claimed otherwise.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, March 24, 2012 2:15 PM (9 minutes ago)

^yeah same for me

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Yeah, if it were a general 'best films of all time' poll, my ballot would be lousy with '70s films. But since it's comedy-centric, I'm naturally going to tend more towards the decades dominated by Wayans brothers.

Thanks, everyone, for diagnosing my incessant ball pain. I'd begun to think it was a serious and potentially life-threatening medical issue!

General Scheherazod (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

why do I do this

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Masochism?

General Scheherazod (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

that and rank stupidity

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

I do watch a lot of pre-50s films, but comedy isn't my preferred genre of any era, I usually watch experimental stuff or drama or horror or trash. So, meh, I make few apologies for not voting older.

emil.y, Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

One thing this poll helped me realize is that film is probably my least favorite comedic medium. With the exception of maybe dark satire films, which were fairly well-represented on my ballot.

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

'40s: 1
'60s: 4
'70s: 5
'80s: 19
'90s: 13
'00s: 7

japeries & the unfunny ball-achiness thereof (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

should've broken this up, by YEAR, like the horror films. Starting with 1915.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

Part what Emil.y said, part TV TV TV TV for comedy (from Phil Silvers Show to whatever), partly its an 'entertainment genre is what you know' attitude -- so action and comedy is something I'll pick up from the 80s onwards, which is when I started watching.

Won't really go out of my way to watch comedy at the cinema when there is some really gd unfunny 'empty' auterist offering from past decades (Salo ws unintentional lols, of course).

Could be arsed w/only 21 from the list; 6-7 real faves in there.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

I should add, my one 30s pick is really more of an amusing musical. (Not Love Me Tonight, which is great but only occasionally funny.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

'30s - 4
'40s - 4
'50s - 1
'60s - 2
'80s - 13
'90s - 17
'00s - 9

Yes, there were literally no good comedies made in the '70s

Number None, Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I said "Ha-ha."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Over 70 ballots have been submitted. I've tallied 40 as of this post. A teaser: ilxors have voted for 509 movies so far, and I expect that will only grow as I continue to enter the results in my spreadsheet. This means there will be much moaning and rending of garments. Oh dang, the results thread is going to be bedlam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

I'm tallying more today and hopefully more on Sunday, but I have life happening this weekend, and then work will pay me to do things that aren't all ilx-related and then some more life. I hope to have the results thread up and running on Tuesday. I'm scrambling to get these in folks.

In the mean time, you should email youtubes of living creatures unintentionally getting hit in the crotch, lighting farts, falling down and other lols that are not clips from movies.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

If internet clips had been eligible in this poll, I'd like to think that this would have won:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IxhVDf3og

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

why do I do this

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 24, 2012 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same reason you waded into the paul simon thread to take a dump on a random song

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

lack of basic bathrroom facilities? that can't be right

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Angry Man Taking Another Dump On Keyboard is funnier than anything Carole Lombard ever pooped her way through.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

Carole Lombard is probably my favourite actress you heathen

Number None, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

her performance in keatons two dames, one cup is an absolute highlight but i doubt any of you philistines have ever seen it

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://beta.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=1797

It's too bad this thread had to be in the sandbox.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

Ohhhhhhh yeah. I wondered where that thread went.

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Quality Morbs-poking in that thread. Sad to see it fade.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

I dread the results thread for this.

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

get your flag posts in early

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

have a feeling the winner is gonna be somefing very high-class and unfunny

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

hopefully not

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

20s: 2
30s: 3
40s: 5
50s: 2
60s: 7
70s: 6
80s: 7
90s: 8
00s: 10

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Surely we at least know that nothing in the top 5-10 is gonna be particularly surprising. Like Annie Hall, Ghostbusters, Anchorman, Jeckyll & Hyde...Together Again!... Y'know, the boilerplate stuff.

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

I will burn this shit down if Airplane doesn't get top 5

BURN
DOWN

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

You wanna be careful writing "burn down" and "airplane" in the same sentence, VG. Pretty sure you just activated Echelon.

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

It's too bad this thread had to be in the sandbox.

Uh, Right Now: Movies Vs. TV?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, excellent. I don't *do* SNA, so I didn't notice that.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane made my top 5. For all my life-despising, 'lol's-your-enemy' philosphizing itt, I didn't completely banish the funny from my ballot.

I think an inexorable dread of the upcoming results thread has been present here since the OP.

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

The results thread is positively going to be a stitch.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

Absolutely. For me, this has all been about the buildup to the moment when we're all inevitably disappointed by how wrong we were. It'll be a fun ride!

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

Me anticipating the results thread:

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-200.gif

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Eric you are v v cute btw

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Eric you are v v cute btw

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

WTH? I didn't post that twice!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I love that gif

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

xpost no but I heard it twice <3

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

for real, i am also anticipating this poll's results ... hopefully my ballot fucked up the program at least a little bit ;-p

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

I voted and am psyched for the cluster!

bnw, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

did not vote for anything that was only clever/enjoyable, had to be genuine lolz. can't wait for the semantics smack down.

bnw, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

COMEDY IS NOT ABOUT WALL-TO-WALL LAUGHS, YOU PHILISTINE</morbs>

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

haven't voted btw and don't want to impose now

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

Tuomas's School of Action will look like a picnic once we get into "wtf this isn't a comedy" vs "wtf this isn't funny"

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

Can we make a pact to not turn the results thread into a fun-vaccuum of chin-scratching about "what IS comedy anyway"?
Or is that hoping for too much :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that's definitely hoping for too much. To the extent that it's just about the only surefire prediction I'd be willing to make w/r/t the poll results thread. Well, that and Inception placing in the top 10.

Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that's not gonna not happen vg

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

Sigh.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

a fun-vaccuum of chin-scratching about "what IS comedy anyway"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYn3IPTnkQM

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

whatever wins is gonna have alan alda in it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

So M*A*S*H, then?

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

you cheeky monkey you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

Damn it. You're getting too good at calling my bluff!

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'm onto you, Haircare

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

everytime I catch myself going RAGGH IMMA KILL YOU HAIRCARE I pause, take a deep breath and stab myself in the leg with a pencil. Then proceed calmly.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

oooh arteta

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

heh wrong thread i shouldn't ilx while watching match of the day

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

I'm onto you, Haircare

this is a great phrase regardless of context

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

that and rank stupidity

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:43 (9 hours ago)

results thread title: WE RANK STUPIDITY: THE ILX COMEDY FILMS POLL (RESULTS)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

YES
OTM

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

ha yes

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane! was my number 6

My house is directly behind the moon I am bored (los blue jeans), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

couldn't keep "malibu's most wanted" out of the top five

My house is directly behind the moon I am bored (los blue jeans), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane was in my top 20 def tho I don't remember where now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

I will keep my matches within reach, nonetheless

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

I tried watching that movie and couldn't. I got 40 minutes in and nobody had spent any time on an airplane. Instead there was an unfunny dance sequence in Vietnam or something. We stopped watching.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

An interesting discussion to be had about novelty and comedy as well : like, if Airplane is in your top 5, shouldn't Airplane 2 be in your top 50. But if so, then why not kill yourself?

(obviously my top 5 is parts 1-5 of the YouTube with audio: Woody Allen's standup album, video: still picture of the record sleeve)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

x-post
http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/Triangler/ColinFarrell.gif

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

Shit, I forgot Friday

and a wtf vote for How High

mh, Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

I hear the cinematography on that one is amazing, Andrew.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

Stats say I'm wrong, but maybe our fog is not as dense or low lying as other places.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

how parents feel about their kids ime

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

What happened. That was not supposed to go in this thread.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

Oh hell I forgot Friday as well

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for Friday!

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol I nominated Friday (I think) but didn't vote for it. Movies where the funniness factor increased exponentially with weed didn't make the cut. See also Cabin Boy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

Captain Ron and Little Giants gonna walk this

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBevkUkope8

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'm like Eric's gif-cat waiting to see what are Dr Morbius's 90s and 00s selections.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

I'll give you freebies: Groundhog Day, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine

same reason you waded into the paul simon thread to take a dump on a random song

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, March 24, 2012

I didn't do that, so meh fuck your mama in the eye.

^Wayans Brothers-caliber "comedy"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

btw, my votes also had

films featuring Franklin Pangborn: 5
films starring Divine: 1

because even the funniest drag queen of all time was not that funny.

Don't look for me in the results thread; I haven't got time for the pain.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

Puh-leeeez.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

^decent Franklin Pangborn line, just butch it up a hair

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

results thread title: WE RANK STUPIDITY: THE ILX COMEDY FILMS POLL (RESULTS)

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Saturday, March 24, 2012 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

yes please

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius Tries To Avoid The Results Thread = funniest movie you'll see this year.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

a la Waiting for Godot

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't do that, so meh fuck your mama in the eye.

^Wayans Brothers-caliber "comedy"

genius of teh wayans brothers is that the line would be delivered by this thing:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/orcho5000/littleman3.jpg

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

Don't look for me in the results thread; I haven't got time for the pain.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:33 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(rocky the squirrel voice)
but that trick never works!
(/ rocky the squirrel voice)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-qF6CbJo2vY/S59thDtpNyI/AAAAAAAAHTk/668pE_jFT3E/s400/lucy+and+the+football.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

^decent Franklin Pangborn line, just butch it up a hair

Trotting out some obscure TV trivia!

Frank Pangborn
Filmography
Actor (4 titles)

1996 Melrose Place (TV series)
Maitre D'
– Quest for Mother (1996) … Maitre D'

1989 Murder, She Wrote (TV series)
Very Important Man
– Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (1989) … Very Important Man

1987 Moonlighting (TV series)
Cop
– Blonde on Blonde (1987) … Cop

1985 Dallas (TV series)
– Lockup in Laredo (1985)

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

couldn't keep "malibu's most wanted" out of the top five

In all seriousness, when I read this I was like, crap, was that nominated and I missed it? Because this is a great, underrated, kind of deep movie and I would have voted for it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

Wz your Divine vote for Female Trouble, morbs? #nostalker

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

Malibu wasn't on my list (haven't seen it) but I asked one of my friends if he could come up with a top 50 list off the top of his head and he put it as #9. His #1 was "The 'Burbs".

80,000 no name records (los blue jeans), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

Burbs is immense. Another one I loved and forgot: Madhouse

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

Burbs is good but I dunno about 'immense'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

eephus!, do you have a take on "Kickin' It Old School"?

80,000 no name records (los blue jeans), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

I saw The Burbs when I was 9; it seemed immense back then!

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

I saw it in the theater with my dad. I was probably a similar age and even I knew it was shit.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

Wait - how old are you Jorge?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

30.

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

I had not heard of "Kickin It Old School" but it's certainly the kind of thing I would like if it were done well. I have never heard of "The Burbs" either.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

In fact, I'm pretty sure I'd never heard of "Malibu's Most Wanted" until I saw it on a plane.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

Y'all are just gonna have to forgive my incredulity as regards the quality of this film starring Jamie Kennedy...

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

many xposts....lol, have you seen it SINCE you were 9?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

I don't remember; maybe once...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't mean to imply that my friend's tastes were in any way reasonable. I've seen Kickin It and it's basically the Dracula: Dead and Loving It of "Hey, remember the 80s" movies

80,000 no name records (los blue jeans), Sunday, 25 March 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

I hate you all. I genuinely feel like the results thread is going to be ILX's event horizon

Number None, Sunday, 25 March 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

Which is ironic, because Event Horizon was number one on my ballot!

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

And Laurence Fishburne is my favorite comedian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWI-5b2MHNI

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)

I gotta baaaaaad feeling about this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)

eternal sunshine as comedy jesus fuckin christ gimme a break

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 06:01 (thirteen years ago)

No film can be a comedy / which contains David Cross.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:00 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane = one of the few films in this list I care about, so it placed high.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 March 2012 10:03 (thirteen years ago)

how is eternal sunshine not a comedy, anyway cmon SD you're better than this

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

like, if Airplane is in your top 5, shouldn't Airplane 2 be in your top 50.

by this logic, if you ranked Top Secret! in your top 5, then you would vote for all 13 episodes of S1 of The Newsroom in your top 50

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 25 March 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

gonna go look up what "the newsroom" is, cuz...

da croupier, Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

...aaand i don't get it

da croupier, Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

curious how much overlap there'd be between this poll and a poll of BEST COMEDY FILMS YOU SAW BEFORE THE AGE OF 21

da croupier, Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

Zucker / Abrahams / Zucker wrote and directed Airplane!

Ken Finkelman wrote and directed Airplane 2

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

i mean eternal sunshine IS a comedy but it's a 'nominated in the musical/comedy categories at the golden globes' comedy, not what i think of when i consider whether that jim carrey guy is funny.

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

the top of the wikipedia page for it calls it a 'romantic science fiction film,' which just reminds me that hey the time traveler's wife had a couple laughs, maybe that should've been on my ballot

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

the only thing in Airplane 2 that made me bellylaugh was this stupid exchange:

"Gimme your impression of the patient"
"I don't do impressions. I'm a doctor."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

comedy franchises in general are just kind of a bad scene. even if more than one movie in the series is good, it's not like you'll need them all on your ballot the way i felt like i needed more than one Indiana Jones movie on my action ballot.

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

although i saw Airplane 2 for the first time not long ago and enjoyed it, good early example of Shatner having fun with his image before that became all he ever does anymore

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

I hope everyone is able to get their heart medication prescriptions filled before Tuesday. We should probably all exchange contact info so everybody has a buddy who can check up on them in the event of a "IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS JEWEL OF THE NILE THE FIFTEENTH GREATEST COMEDY OF ALL TIME!?"-induced rage stroke.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

anyone has that stroke kinda deserves that stroke imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

Won't 98.3% of everyone take whatever the results are in stride?

clemenza, Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

no, tbh, but they'll only give out about one or two maybe

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

the poll threads with this much premature butthurt before the results are rolled out tend to wind up a little anticlimactic in terms of bringing the drama. we've already had 90% of the fights that certain placings would incite.

internet somebody (some dude), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

eternal sunshine as comedy jesus fuckin christ gimme a break

femur or tibia?

Frank Pangborn
Filmography
Actor (4 titles)

1996 Melrose Place (TV series)
Maitre D'
– Quest for Mother (1996) … Maitre D'

No way that is not an in-joke pseudonym.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

I had a prof that explained convincingly that Romeo and Juliet is technically a comedy, at least in the old school sense. It's definitely a tragi-comic hybrid.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

that is not any old school I am familiar with

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

It's been a while since I saw Romeo + Juliet, but I don't really remember laughing. Maybe Leo and Claire were just miscast? I still think the funniest Shakespeare play was 10 Things I Hate About You.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

you need to see the kermit/piggy version

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

DWH, yr improv had to be better than this pitiful stuff

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

That is one baseless and spurious leap of logic, there, Morbs.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Gah, I just realized that I left O Brother, Where Art Thou entirely off my ballot. Should have been top 10, so the poll results are invalid now. Can we do this over?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Sure.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

you're invalid, the whole trial's invalid!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

It's okay, like a moron I left off UHF, so...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

Ah! fuck.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

i did, however, remember Oh Brother... if it makes you feel any better contenderizer.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

No way O Brother is waaaaay funnier than Eternal Sunshine

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

xpost The reasoning, I believe, Morbs (and others), is that a tragedy, traditionally, represents events that are inevitable, that cannot be changed. Ergo, Oedipus is told he will sleep with his mother and kill his father, and he does (spoiler!). But a comedy is when the opposite of that you intend to happen happens, ie Juliet pretends to be dead, Romeo sees her, kills himself, Juliet wakes, sees him, kills herself. Not the plan at all. I believe the notion of comedy as laughter provoking is relatively contemporary.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

Of course, the lack of a happy ending is what makes it a hybrid.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

Really love it, but I can't get my head around the idea that ESOTSM is a comedy.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

I don't see Eternal Sunshine as a comedy at all.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, classically speaking, it's a tragedy, because its protagonists are doomed. The only ray of hope it offers, philosophically, is the conclusion that doomed or not, the relationship might still be worth having.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it's a comedy only in that it's got funny parts. and the "tragedy" is of a fairly minor sort.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's a comedy only in that it's got funny parts

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

you have funny parts!

sarahell, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

christ not this again

*shoots self in face*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

josh started it! [points finger in an easterly direction]

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

if the relationship is worth having, it does not constitute "doom"!

(obv I am only speaking re the film here; hell is other ppl, esp if there are only two of you)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

my criterion ended up being, is the main reason i like this movie that it's really funny. this is not true of eternal sunshine but it is true of annie hall.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Josh in Chicago = you can see Romeo and Juliet as a comedy, but not Eternal Sunshine? nuff said!

lots of Shakespearian critics that I've read see strong similarities between Romeo and Juliet and the other comedies that he penned at that time (Love's Labours Lost and esp. Midsummer Night's Dream); none of them that I know have ever called R&J itself a comedy...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

The poll results are gonna be divisive and all over the map, not because the variety of individual taste or favor paid to different eras but rather the fact that everyone seems to have their own working definition of comedy.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

No, the poll results are gonna be divisive and all over the map because we forgot to nominate Malibu's Most Wanted!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

Oh piss, I missed the deadline for this. I had my list done but wanted to check it over before submitting but was too busy over the last few days to get round to it. If Swingers doesn't make the list I'll be gutted.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

The poll results will be all over the map because some of us are older than others of us.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

Won't 98.3% of everyone take whatever the results are in stride?

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Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

ha ha!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

The poll results will be all over the map because some of us are older than others of us.

also, iirc, some posters are tv-addled philistines and/or have no idea what a "real comedy" is

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

The poll results will be all over the map because some of us are older than others of us.

I legitimately believe that there's something of a divide in the way that people from different generations engage with a particular medium. Different value judgments are applied, cultural signifiers are held in differing levels of esteem depending upon the importance of said signifier to the generation in question, etc. It goes a long way towards explaining why, for instance, I get bored with a comedy pretty quickly if more than five minutes pass without a character tweeting or mentioning poop, and why Morbs turns his nose up at comedies that in any way acknowledge the existence of the internal combustion engine.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

internal combustion engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dgLEDdFddk

Mordy, Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

OH MY GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US IT'LL KiLL US ALL

Mordy, Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

xxp

Sounds right. There's also a country divide too. I guess that Jerry Lee Lewis will get much the same amount of love from the Brits as Ealing comedies or 'Carry on...' will get from the Americans. I.e. not much.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

but the difference is your lack of love is driven by appalling ignorance whereas lewis just kinda sucks

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

^ overcompensating for not having voted ^

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

I legitimately believe that there's something of a divide in the way that people from different generations engage with a particular medium. Different value judgments are applied, cultural signifiers are held in differing levels of esteem depending upon the importance of said signifier to the generation in question, etc. It goes a long way towards explaining why, for instance, I get bored with a comedy pretty quickly if more than five minutes pass without a character tweeting or mentioning poop, and why Morbs turns his nose up at comedies that in any way acknowledge the existence of the internal combustion engine.

eh don't think this is true. Plenty of poop and fart jokes sixty years ago

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

But you have to agree that, even as recently as ten years ago, movies were severely lacking in tweets.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

I Love Lucy had an episode about the hershey squirts iirc

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

If I try to watch a movie from the '80s, I'm always all like, "Hey, why are those characters looking at each other? I don't understand why they aren't texting, and I don't even see their iPhones." It creeps me out.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

I was in a play 4 years ago where the playwright had to deliberately set it in the mid-90s because otherwise it wouldn't make sense to the audience how a man couldn't easily get in touch with his g/f to tell her where he was and why he was running late.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

But you have to agree that, even as recently as ten years ago, movies were severely lacking in tweets.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/1494/95591-91854-tweety-bird_large.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

i tawt i taw a thitty poll

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

I had a prof that explained convincingly that Romeo and Juliet is technically a comedy, at least in the old school sense. It's definitely a tragi-comic hybrid.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:07 (Yesterday)

in the old school sense, ends with a marriage=comedy, ends with a funeral=tragedy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 26 March 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

^yeah, even Shakespeare's problem comedies--which were considered the transition from his comedies/histories into his tragedies--mostly ended with marriage

Romeo and Juliet starts out with a lot of lighthearted wordplay and lots of lyricism and love, again like other Shxpr comedies, but once Mercutio gets killed, it p much shuttles headlong into 'doomed' territory

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 26 March 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

For what it's worth, my 98.3% comment was based on a rough mental calculation: if 80 people sent in ballots, probably 79 of them will shrug off disagreements, while one person...

clemenza, Monday, 26 March 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

I guess that Jerry Lee Lewis will get much the same amount of love from the Brits as Ealing comedies or 'Carry on...' will get from the Americans. I.e. not much.

i'm an American and i voted for the man in the white suit. and don't you mean Jerry Lewis (and not Jerry Lee Lewis)?

that said, i agree w/ yer point.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

also, i'm kind of scratching my head as to which Billy Wilder or Preston Sturges films got their yucks from poop and fart jokes.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

who said anything about Wilder and Sturges having poop or fart jokes?

Quite a few Wilder films are poop though.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

I assumed "Jerry Lee Lewis" was just part of a movement toward everyone adopting Mr Haircare's wholesale theft of Chico Marx's old act.

re very British comedies, I voted for I'm All Right, Jack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9OAvqyjn0&feature=related

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

Murnau's The Expulsion is the earliest fart comedy I'm aware of. It's silent but...well, you know.

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

Steal from-a the best, right Morbs?

One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

I was in a play 4 years ago where the playwright had to deliberately set it in the mid-90s because otherwise it wouldn't make sense to the audience how a man couldn't easily get in touch with his g/f to tell her where he was and why he was running late.

this displays a dispiriting lack of imagination -- modern cellphones aren't magical devices, they fail to receive calls all the time! What, she couldn't have run out of batteries, or been in a building with no reception, or just had it in her purse on vibrate so she didn't know it was ringing?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

we also have more advanced telepathic powers nowadays, silly goose.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 26 March 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

I assumed "Jerry Lee Lewis" was just part of a movement toward everyone adopting Mr Haircare's wholesale theft of Chico Marx's old act.

In my defence I'd been reading about JLL in the new issue of Mojo so had him on my mind.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 26 March 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

here's Jerry "no Lee" rockin' out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JjOBKii8vM

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

the clock is ticking ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

stoked for the madness, can we get an ETA for the start of the countdown?

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, don't make me wait to pop off.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

And by "pop off," obv I mean flatulate.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

Hey AP are you doing the whole countdown today or spreading it out over the week?

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

all week. Probably finish on Monday

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)


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