how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

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HEY GUYS A FEW STATS ABT THIS POLL:

* 75 ballots were submitted

* 663 movies received votes

* 3,170 votes were cast

* 88,441 points were awarded

If anything is in the top 100, it did very well.

GIRD YOUR LOINS

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

yes.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote so i can bitch about everything

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-200.gif

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

YAY!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3sgMptoFy1I/TTnIIBQ-siI/AAAAAAAAADk/52IANrU1AMA/s1600/lion.jpg

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

# 100

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN

Stanley Donen
1952
United States
(249 pts, 8 votes)

My girlfriend finally forced me to watch this. I've been really interested in it for quite a while. It's one of those rare films that seems to have no detractors. I'd just been putting it off due to my previous experience with musicals. Anyway, I went into this not really knowing how I'd feel, and found myself stunned on more than one occassion. I realize that my attitude towards musicals has been as condescending as most peoples' towards horror movies, and though I don't think I'll ever be a true connoisseur of the genre, I gotta admit - this movie kicks some serious ass.
― Anthony (Anthony F), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 10:31 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I'm pretty much in the same boat--I hate musicals, but I love "Singin' In The Rain". I think it's the same reason that I like the Busby-Berkeley films as well--they utilize the medium very well, and they're more formalistic cinematic works than standard musicals, which tend to be theatrical pieces captured on film.
The only other musical I like is Godard's anti-musical, "A Woman Is a Woman".

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 10:37 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've liked "Singin'" fine since I was a kid, but Donald O'Connor grates occasionally, as does Kelly's robotic smile in closeup. Also, the score is composed mostly of songs that were mostly 10-30 years old at the time...
Among the MGM musicals, there are a number I like better -- Meet Me in St Louis, Gigi, The Band Wagon -- all Vincente Minnelli, all more sophisticated. He utilized the medium damn well (in his non-musicals too).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 12:07 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Singin' in the Rain

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

That reminds me, I need to rewatch this

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

Debbie Reynolds danced til her feet bled in "Good Morning"! And Gene Kelly was kind of mean to her. Fred Astaire taught her some moves <3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

Donald O'Connor grates occasionally

The not particularly veiled insinuation that his character is Don's professional fluffer gets me through some of the muggier stretches.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

That reminds me, I need to rewatch this

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:46 AM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

I looooooooooove this movie!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

(my #2 on my ballot, I really wanted this to place higher)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

omg Eric hahaha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

#9 on my ballot. Could've made it for the first Gene Kelly/Debbie Reynolds scene in the car alone.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

I have never seen it. ._.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

HEY GUYS A FEW STATS ABT THIS POLL:

* 75 ballots were submitted
* 663 movies received votes
* 3,170 votes were cast
* 88,441 points were awarded

If anything is in the top 100, it did very well.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

One of my favorite things I noticed last time is that the jazz club dance scene with Cyd Charisse, she dances with her knees bent a lot of the time, so as not to be taller than Gene.

Damn she was a fine lady.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

ILXORS NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

I remember the longest part of our class discussion about SitR was whether or not Don was manly or fey.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

SITR is a thoroughly enjoyable and joyful movie.

(Oops, already slipping out of character.)

Mary Steamvirgin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

AP you should get a mod to copy those stats into the opening post of thread

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

singin in the rain is just one of the greatest movies ever imho

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Yeah, and the slippery cat gif too.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

donald o'connor rules. pure vaudeville.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

Also every line out of Jean Hagen's mouth in this movie is pure, unadulterated gold. I think my favorite is how articulately, after all her other linguistic clumsiness, she tells the studio head, "I . . . can . . . sue."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

Donald O'Connor's eyes look 'shopped.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

Given those stats, I'm beginning to doubt that my number one (admittedly a slightly strategic vote) won't make it into the top 100. My number two absolutely will, though, so I'm cool.

Mary Steamvirgin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

# 99

SWINGERS

Doug Liman
1996
United States
(250 pts, 9 votes, 1 first place)

I'm not nuts about the movie, ESPECIALLY the Tarantino references, which always make me cringe. Also, it really looks like crap. But Vince Vaughn is a great movie star in it.
― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 7:21 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I understand why people hate it, but I think it's pretty damn funny. It helps if you are in college.
― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 6:06 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even Heather Graham looks pasty and sickly here
I'm trying to think of a movie where Heather Graham DIDN'T look pasty and sickly...
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 8:18 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vince vaghan has half a thumb missing. true.
― piscesboy, Thursday, May 22, 2003 6:40 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Swingers (the movie) - Classic or Dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Woo, results! Almost certain bugger all of mine will place, but hey ho.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers was one of those movies I voted for like "I know it won't place, but there was a time when it gave me a lot of laughs" so I guess I'm pleasantly surprised to see that I helped it make the cut.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

glad (though not surprised) that SitR placed, though i thought that it would place higher than it did.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

When clips from Swingers show up in that Hulu promo, I get cognitive dissonance from how young and fresh Vince Vaughn was for that brief moment. He aged as fast as Tony Curtis.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

it was always bizarre to me that Vince Vaughn became famous by being hilarious in this movie, and then spent the next 5-7 years doing barely any comedy before he finally remembered what he's good at

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

still haven't seen singing in the rain, prolly because it's called singing in the rain.

my tastes in comedy are wildly divergent from the rest of the universe so I'm going to spend a lot of time stifling myself itt. I will say that swingers sucks tho.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

haha ya totally xp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't seen it since 1996. Not sure I want to, but I remember liking it back then.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

Saw it once, immediately forgot it. Never would've crossed my mind to vote for it.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

If memory serves, there's more dancing in Swingers than in Singin in the Rain.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

i liked it well enough in 1996, though i'd imagine that it hasn't aged well.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

also tainted b/c of the neo-swing wank that it inspired.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

I understand why people hate it, but I think it's pretty damn funny. It helps if you are in college high school.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 6:06 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is me basically

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Never saw it. I probably should. I like everything else of Liman's that I've seen, and Made was all right.

Mary Steamvirgin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen Swingers since it came out. No desire to watch it again. meh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like a lot of people havent seen it since it came out

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

all the ppl who voted for it

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

i love swingers. yes it's probably aged badly but im ok w/ it being a relic from the mid 90s

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

i saw it many times in the 5 years after it came out, probably only once or twice in the last 10

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

why rewatch swingers when we can get the same effect in 1/20th the time by playing youtubes of guy fieri and brian setzer simultaneously

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

jess OTM

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

for me high school was all about endless VHS replays of the movies that would soon be thought of as extremely played out 'cult comedies' (see also big lebowski, office space)

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

You see, without Morbs setting it off, results threads turn into listing how many times we've seen movies.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

My girlfriend was watching Swingers recently as a comfort film - I remember liking it at the time, and hate it now because it seems like the template for Bro-dom, but she pointed out that it has proper actual Men in a homosocial environment talking about their Feelings in a fairly brutal and frank way.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtubedoubler.com/3zyS

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

As she said this Jon Favreau was ruining his eye liner on screen, so I felt I should concede the point.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

I saw it for the first time about two years ago. It's cool

lol some dude otm

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

(sorry) xxp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

so what abomination is next?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you for standing in for Morbs.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

fuck dat ... i'm chanelling Alex in NYC

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

(b/c i'm quite sure that "raise yer standards, people!" is gonna be foremost in my mind as the results come in)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers has sentimental value due to it being a bonding movie between myself and a buddy at my First Real Job; dude ended up leaving Boston to move back to Detroit and take care of his sick parents. One of my favorite trips ever was with this dude down to Foxwoods in his crappy car, where I turned $40 into just over $200 at the craps table and we drank lots of free booze.

I didn't vote for it, though.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Swingers. My gf calls it a men's chick-flick, which sounds about right. And yeh, blokes talking to other blokes about their feelings without collapsing into cliche is still not often done. I can totally see how you could see it as proto-bro-ness, but in none of the protagonist's hi-jinx do they seem like they're having fun . Even the trip of vegas is portrayed as a rubbish idea and a shit time. Also heart the scene with them making Wayne Gretsky bleed.

But yeh, I can also see why this is a very easy film to hate, especially since it's been stripped for parts by lots of lesser films.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

i don't hate it ... not at all. i'm just shocked that people not only voted for it, but that someone actually chose it as their top comedy pick.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

# 97 (TIE)

NETWORK

Sidney Lumet
1976
United States
(251 pts, 7 votes)

I think it has flaws as a film, but I like Holden, a lot of the acting is great, and the prescience and concept make it classic

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 2:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gabb, mine is mostly middle-aged curmudgeonliness. You pups gotta remember that.
Iremember around 1980 Network was shown on network TV with several of Finch's 'bullshits' intact, and it was probably the most effective presentation it ever had.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 2:59 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gabb, mine is mostly middle-aged curmudgeonliness. You pups gotta remember that.
Chayefsky is nothing if not curmudgeonly! What of that scene where William Holden tells Faye Dunaway about all the funerals he's been attending?

I like this movie for everything illicit and incorrect about it. Not because of its "prescience."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:41 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's a glib, smug film -- has its moments, but not many. i liek the scene where that guy drops the knowledge on fich, about nations not existing and it all being business. it's so ott it almost works.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:43 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Network, much like Citizen Kane, is great because it is so theatrical and over the top. As satire it is otm enough to quiet the critical voice within and allow you to just sit back and enjoy the circus.

The Holden and Finch characters being crumbling old men gives the screenplay more resonance and depth, mainly because Chavefsky empathized with these characters and endowed them with some pathos and humanity, but also because the actors empathized, too, and delivered excellent performances. The satire didn't really require either man to be aged. In fact, the satire would have been sharper if they'd both been much younger.

― Aimless, Sunday, January 4, 2009 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Holden is really great, even if his role rounds aground on Chavesky-isms (he actually says "shrill nothingness" to Faye Dunaway).

The best scenes are the quiet ones in the beginning between Dunaway and her staff: her assistant reciting proposals for different shows in which a "crusty-but-benign" old coot stars, etc.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 8:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The famous line is usually misquoted. It's actually "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!"

― Alba, Sunday, October 28, 2007 3:40 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'm mad as hell & I'm not gunna take it any more!" -- the thread for Network

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for it.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

ok this is a bit better now ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

are you being all RAISE YOUR STANDARDS-y about "Singin' In The Rain", too? because if so ETERNAL GASFACE

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

looooooooooooved ned beatty's yelly network monologue in high school. haven't really seen it since then but remember all the OMG FAYE DUNAWAY TALKS ABOUT RATINGS IN BED SHE'S A MONSTER stuff being pretty strident/lame.

probably not as prescient as, like, rollerball, but pretty prescient.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

and for me, the "famous line" from network isn't the mad as hell rant, but "man, give her the fucking overhead clause!"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

it might be a truly great film without the speeches.

or maybe if all the speeches were knowingly scene-chewes ala ned beatty.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

xp also robert duvall: "i'll strangle him with a... SSSSSSSASH CORD!"

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

are you being all RAISE YOUR STANDARDS-y about "Singin' In The Rain", too? because if so ETERNAL GASFACE

well, in the sense that i think it should be ranked much HIGHER than #100 (and certainly should be ranked higher than swingers).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers is funnier than Network

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure that there will be plenty of movies in these results that I don't care for, but I'm having a hard time imagining anything I actively dislike showing up, for some reason.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

well, in the sense that i think it should be ranked much HIGHER than #100 (and certainly should be ranked higher than swingers).

ha I can't really argue with you there

I am getting the sense that I've had exactly the wrong idea as to what Network is all about for all of these years; I should see it someday

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

ok i hadn't noticed that someone had Swingers as their #1, that is pretty insane. it was literally #50 on my ballot.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers is the worst.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

And I fucking hate Vince Vaughn. I have never laughed at him. His whole shtick seems to be the normal guy alongside funnier people. Kinda a pre-Bradley Cooper guy.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

I'm trying to remember if I voted for Network. I think it was on my shortlist but fell just short of making it onto my ballot. Excellent dark comedy, though.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

not at all, in Vaughn's funniest roles he's the obnoxious chatterbox and someone else is his straight man

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

imo one of the worst offenders of the films that dudes think they should model their friend group dynamic after

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

and for me, the "famous line" from network isn't the mad as hell rant, but "man, give her the fucking overhead clause!"

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:30 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mine is, "Because you're on television, dummy."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

Network is great and has some laughs but again it's a movie i wouldn't have even dreamed of voting for in this.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

good morning!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

looooooooooooved ned beatty's yelly network monologue in high school

Actually did it as a monologue in HS acting class.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

the thing is, the movie doesn't really portray them in a positive light. Vaughan is meant to be an asshole

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

and for me, the "famous line" from network isn't the mad as hell rant, but "man, give her the fucking overhead clause!"

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:30 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mine is, "Because you're on television, dummy."

― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:38 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mine is "I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Donald O'Connor rooles. That's all.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

lol Eric, that one should be deployed more on ILX, I think.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

imo one of the worst offenders of the films that dudes think they should model their friend group dynamic after

It's not any particular movie's fault that mentally ill people might actually do things like that.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

alfred who are you saying good morning to and why?

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

To you and you and you.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

Because he talked the whole night through.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

#97 (TIE)

ARMY OF DARKNESS

Sam Raimi
1992
United States
(251 pts, 8 votes)

Aw come on, Army of Darkness was hilarious! Silly, but that was the point. Great fun.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, October 20, 2003 1:21 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, the first one is an impressive achievement for the (complete lack of) budget, but ED2 is the influential masterpiece and Army of Darkness is one of my fave movies ever. So, so funny.
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, October 20, 2003 8:35 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Evil Dead - Classic or Dud?
(sorry! hard time finding a thread dedicated to army of darkness.)

Bruce Campbell vs. the Franchises of Darkness

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

The one of the trilogy that tries the hardest to be funny seems, to me, the least.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

Network is great and has some laughs but again it's a movie i wouldn't have even dreamed of voting for in this.

I feel like satire is really gonna suffer in this poll because it doesn't fit a lot of people's idea of a comedy movie.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

alfred who are you saying good morning to and why?

― internet somebody (some dude), T

a man can't be polite?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

incidentally all of Network's Golden Globes were in the drama categories instead of the musical/comedy ones

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh sorry alf i just didn't know if you were saying hello to the thread or if there was some subtext! good morning!

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

I hope the other ED movies place higher, cos Army of darkness feels waaaaay forced compared to the other two, in both the horror and the comedy.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

incidentally all of Network's Golden Globes were in the drama categories instead of the musical/comedy ones

Yeah, but they also thought it was pretty funny when Angela Bassett got beaten up as Tina Turner.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

also Network is #64 in the AFI top 100 but isn't in their top 100 comedies list. so that Network placed at all here is i think proof that satire is NOT suffering in this poll.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

I still haven't seen Army of Darkness. Must rectify this, though I didn't actually think it was that well regarded...

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

woah the Tina Turner biopic with multiple stage numbers was in a musical category? the nerve

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

i have respect for the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness cult but my introduction to Bruce Campbell was "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr." and i think i still enjoy that more than any of his movies

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

also re: satire c'mon you know Strangelove is gonna do just fine here

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

incidentally all of Network's Golden Globes were in the drama categories instead of the musical/comedy ones

Despite its critical reception, (The Tourist) was nominated for three Golden Globes: Best Musical or Comedy, Depp for Actor Musical or Comedy and Jolie for Actress Musical or Comedy. The fact that a film originally promoted as romantic thriller was nominated for the comedy or musical category garnered the film and the Golden Globes considerable mockery; when the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) made the official announcement of nominees, the press room erupted with laughter.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

crusty but benign ILE posters who are crosses between Grizzly Bear and G. Gordon Liddy.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

eh Strangelove is "funnier" than Network in a pretty explicit way

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

#94 (3-WAY-TIE)

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE

Trey Parker
2004
United States
(255 pts, 10 votes)

All I've heard about this movie, politically, is that us brave Americans have to be dicks to stop assholes, and that liberal actors/filmmakers die horribly and are helping to guard evil dictators. What happens to conservative critics/actors/whatever? I'm guessing that nothing, because they're too busy SAVING THE WORLD.

SERIOUSLY does this not strike ANYONE ELSE as intentionally ludicrous? People really think they're arguing that a global stance that they're portraying as "be a dick" as a positive course of action?

(xpost: I see something that is a gigantic lampoon of the "national mood" that is going to go completely over people's heads because everyone seems more than willing to jump right into whatever stereotype is laid out for them.)

This is going to be like "Natural Born Killers" all over again.
― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, October 14, 2004 9:34 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not funny.
― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, January 14, 2005 1:20 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm with Cozen. Me and my girl laughed at one thing but after the movie we couldn't remember what it was.
― adam (adam), Friday, January 14, 2005 1:36 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this was the funniest thing I'd seen in a long, long time. I could not stop laughing. A couple friends of mine who grew up in the same Red America conservative small town had the same reaction.. funniest. movie. ever. On the other hand, I had gone to see it w/some colleagues who were from France, Lebanon, and Argentina, and their reaction was.. WTF?
― daria g (daria g), Friday, January 14, 2005 4:09 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this was a great film, and I'll tell you why.
Sure, the gross-out jokes were funny, puppets having sex is funny, and every time you get drawn into the story, along comes another illustration of the puppets' limitations (walking, for example, or even any time you see a puppet walking) to jolt you back into the real world. It even works as a take-off of the Hollywood film system. All the lazy writing, lazy acting and lazy directing is hilarious and intentional - a puppet has no facial expressions after all, and so getting a puppet to act badly is a tremendous feat and very very funny indeed.

However, it goes further than that. This film works as a high-level satire of a plethora of subjects. Obviously the US foreign policy is ridiculed, as is the anti-war movement, but there's more. Having actors as the most potent instrument of political change is a masterstroke of satirical commentary, and by reducing all the characters to simply drawn caricatures (racial or not) highlights how far lies that life is black and white have infiltrated worldwide politics, on both sides of the socio-political divide.

No, this is a great film, and worth certainly worth a visit to the cinema. It's the LACK of preaching that makes me like it - instead of taking the easy option of being for-or-against, it comes across as disliking everybody, which as far as I'm concerned is a far more likeable position.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, January 17, 2005 2:31 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's gets a bit preachy at the end there!
― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, January 17, 2005 2:37 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha - it was unintentional satire since the speech at the end was VERY SIMILAR to the speech at the end of any south park which are always clearly meant and, when they veer into the political, always libertarian or conservative. when they get to the moral of the story (and they always do) they have no qualms with wielding a hammer. moral of team america: sure rightwingers might be dicks but if we listen to liberal pussies assholes like kim jong-il would kill us all. and 'liberals = pussies' is hardly a new joke!
― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, January 17, 2005 2:54 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Team America:World Police" -- Come anticipate the return of Supermarionation, thanks to Trey Parker & Matt Stone!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

obviously, yes, but i was referring to a post itt about satire suffering in this poll (xpost)

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, bye thread.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

i've never seen army of darkness, so i can't get outraged/feel happy that it placed w/n the Top 100. so someone else can get raise yer standards/honour the fire over this one!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

i have a hard time with Parker/Stone because often their comedy is as shrill and unyielding as what they're making fun of

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Network couldn't be more explicitly funny if it laughed at all its own jokes. Which it does.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

it could be more explicitly funny if it was one of the 97 other movies that placed ahead of it probably

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

tbf network laughs at everything and everyone who isnt william holden

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

i like team america b/c it has pussy and poop jokes. i didn't vote for it, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

Raise Team America! This even improved watching Rent a few years later.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

some dude OTM. It's humor by brute force. It can be amusing, and I get the appeal, but it's really not for me.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

also Network is #64 in the AFI top 100 but isn't in their top 100 comedies list. so that Network placed at all here is i think proof that satire is NOT suffering in this poll.

actually it means that the AFI knows that satire and comedy are different, you incurious music-expert motherfucker.

and Singin' in the Rain is a musical.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

so the problem is that ilx doesn't know the difference and should've waited for the top 100 satires poll to vote for Network?

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

yes because no one has ever heard of a "musical comedy"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

hah, never

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

You held out 80 minutes. Positively tantric.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

THINGS CAN ONLY BE OF ONE GENRE, AND OF ONE GENRE ONLY SHALL THEY BE.
- Morbz 3:16

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

tbf network laughs at everything and everyone who isnt william holden

haha ... of course, though, by that logic breezy is even funnier than network

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

You held out 80 minutes. Positively tantric.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 8:03 AM

he's been edging

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

You held out 80 minutes. Positively tantric.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:03 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

btw Strangelove is AFI's #3 comedy so uh

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

what's uh about that?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

oh satire - nevermind. sorry!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

You held out 80 minutes. Positively tantric.

i, for one, would like to know what Sting thinks about this poll's results ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

strangelove even had a pie-fight ... though it got edited out. so it's a def. a comedy.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

#94 (3-WAY-TIE)

SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS

Preston Sturges
1941
United States
(255 pts, 10 votes)

also, mentioning Sturges without mentioning Sullivan's Travels is surely some kind of criminal activity. Joel McCrea realizing how to get out of jail had me laughing for 20 minutes straight.
also, of course, The Prince of Tides. saw the last 20 mins the same night as Wayne's World, and while I liked that movie the Streisand/Nolte ending was even funnier.
― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, August 2, 2003 11:31 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

45 Your Mass In My Ass 2005
This sounds like one of the fake movies from Sullivan's Travels.
― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, June 24, 2005 10:24 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the best 50 should all fit with a montage of peoples around the world laughing a la Sullivan's Travels.

also I will volunteer to carve the results on Mack Sennett's tomb.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:29 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Preston Sturges S/D

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

some dude, I got a bombshell for ya: the AFI is a really awful source to cite if you're trying to make a point you want people to agree with.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the thought that knowing the difference between satire and comedy is the sign of a true film maven

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Too low. Glad it's on here. I'm always confused at the moment of revelation, though... did people actually think Mickey Mouse was hilarious? Did they laugh out loud at him?

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

I ended up not voting for that one as my token dark ages pick, but I endorse it's placement for reasons stated in the worst ILX thread ever.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

nb: i hope that sullivan's travels isn't the only Preston Sturges film to make the Top 100. though if only one has to make it, then sullivan's is the best one for that.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

Huh. I guess Team America got in by being the right era for lots of ilxors to have seen it. I mean, there are a couple of moments that are funny, granted, but it's a generally poor film.

I was gonna challenge Morbs on the musical/satire/comedy thing, but I've realised I can no longer tell when he's joking and when he's deadly serious, so probably best not to go there.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I prefer Lady Eve... hope it places better.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

network is a ludicrous movie in which a black militant group is given a primetime television show and everybody talks in a snappy form of personal insult

if satire is not comedy you can get rid of 80% of my ballot

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

n/m the voting prolly sorted that out anyway

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

Sullivan's travels, OK don't know that one at all.

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

I can no longer tell when he's joking and when he's deadly serious

You can't tell when morbs is being funny and morbs is being a satire of morbs you don't say

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

some dude, I got a bombshell for ya: the AFI is a really awful source to cite if you're trying to make a point you want people to agree with.

― Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

listen i know AFI and the Globes aren't unimpeachable but when you're trying to just tease out some vague sense of consensus about how these things are perceived out in the general public they're better than nothing. either tell me what other source to site or please assume i'm taking it all with at least half as big a grain of salt as you are.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

sullivan's travels is 100 times better as a satire on politics and Hollywood than team america ... and it is a lot funnier too.

unfaithfully yours is actually funnier than sullivan's travels ... but overall it isn't as good a film.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

I really need to know who put Swingers as their number one.

I voted for Team America.

I love all of the ED movies but it didn't even occur to me to put any of them on this list. Weird. Not that AoD made an appearance. Weird that it didn't occur to me, I mean.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

network is a ludicrous movie in which a black militant group is given a primetime television show and everybody talks in a snappy form of personal insult

so you think that it's a sort-of a Juno for 1970's-era grumpy old men.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

You held out 80 minutes. Positively tantric.

Yeah, but I still wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's decaying dick.
THAT'S comedy!

Sullivan's Travels is THE Sturges comedy for ppl who don't otherwise like Sturges, or don't know they don't.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Don't do that.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

Sullivan's Travels was the lowest Sturges on my ballot. Slightly overrated i feel but still a classic obviously

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, but I still wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's decaying dick.

Tempting offer tho.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

#94 (3-WAY-TIE)

MANHATTAN

Woody Allen
1979
United States
(255 pts, 7 votes)

i watched woody allen's Manhattan four times last week and every time i saw something new.

(this is not supposed to be shocking or sarcastic)
― poortheatre, Thursday, July 19, 2007 1:47 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And speaking of old and prestige pieces, nobody's mentioned Woody Allen, who certainly counts as an auteur. And of course his best films were done in the 70's (Annie Hall, Manhattan).
― Sean, Wednesday, October 10, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like woody allen in manhattan, and you are all diane keaton after the trip to the museum, talking about yr academy of the overrated.
― chev rivera (stevie), Tuesday, January 18, 2011 7:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hate Woody Allen, he's a fuckhead.
― Ally, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Top Woody Allen films

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

i like the scene in manhattan where woody+mariel are in the grocery store but woody's so worked up about diane keaton's pretensions (+ in love w/ diane keaton) that he doesn't even look at any of the shelves and his 17-year-old girlfriend has to do all the shopping. i didn't notice it until like viewing fifty and it's so sad/lol.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

"on my prom night, i must've gone round this spot fifty times. if i had been with a girl, it would have been an incredible experience."

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote for this though, unfairly, because i've watched it Too Much.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

Probably the reason I didn't vote for it either.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

I had 3 WA on my ballot but Manhattan wasn't one of them even though I love it a lot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

I like Manhattan a lot, but it's the first movie to show up here that I have trouble considering a comedy.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

Here are the Woody Allen movies I've seen in their entirety: Zelig, Love & Death, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex.

He just was never a thing I was interested in. You'd think with a buttload of Jewish Noo Yawk relatives, some of whom work in The Biz, I would be, but no.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

manhattan is woody's best film, even over annie hall ... but it isn't his funniest (that honor belongs to bananas).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

Bananas was one mine. As was one of the ones that Phil listed.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

i still placed manhattan (and annie hall) much higher on my ballot than bananas, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

i think i put three WAs but one of them is #1.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I put Annie Hall a lot higher too. I trouble ranking mine though. After the fist five it was almost entirely arbitrary.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Voted for Army of Darkness - I wanted at least one Bruce Campbell film in my list. Great/hammy slapstick, great A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court/Gulliver's Travels riffs, great visual gags (mix of skeletons tied on horses and Harryhausen stop-motion animation). Bit of a nostalgic pick, too - it's a film I watched a bunch of times w/friends at uni. Never actually seen the first two Evil Dead movies, should probably rectify that.

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

i wish that they put broadway danny rose on this poll ... it's my favorite 1980s woody joint, plus it's funnier than manhattan.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure I only put 2 (maybe 3?) WA films on my ballot. I love a lot of his stuff, but I generally prefer the less overtly-comedic stuff.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

Never actually seen the first two Evil Dead movies, should probably rectify that.

Holy crap, RECTIFY THIS NOW.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

otm about Bananas being his funniest

I think only two WAs made my ballot.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

i can't remember now ... were any of the other Evil Dead films on the poll? i've only seen the 1st one ... which (to get all Morbz-style pedantic here) is a horror/slasher film and not a comedy, though it's funny in the way that all over-the-top gorefest movies are funny.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

Evil Dead 2 will probably place

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

100% agree.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

I put four WA's on my ballot. I fully expect one to show, two to def not.

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

x-post The first is definitely the least funny of the 3 iirc.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

#93

LOST IN AMERICA

Albert Brooks
1979
United States
(256 pts, 7 votes, 1 first place)

I think Lost in America made me laugh more uncontrollably than any film in the '80s.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 17, 2005 2:25 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fave scene from "Lost in America": "Twenty-two! Twenty-two! Twenty-two! SHIT!"
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, May 16, 2006 5:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lost in america is one of my favourite films! "the CORE of the nest-egg!?!"
― mark s, Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:48 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

S/D: Albert Brooks, the neurotic American Ozu

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen a ton of woody allen but none made my ballot. I guess if I rewatched take the money & run or sleeper they might've had a chance. my fave allen movies don't seem like comedies to me (stardust memories, purple rose of cairo, crimes & misdemeanors), or maybe I just value the non-comedic aspects of them. I guess that doesn't make much sense when I've got stuff like barton fink and bitter moon on my ballot tho.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

also I am allergic to albert brooks

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

ed 3 otm re: albert brooks imo

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol lost in america is def. and exactly the kind of post-1950s film that i could see appealing to Morbz. (i didn't vote for the fucking thing [lol also allergic to albert brooks], but its making the Top 100 doesn't make me cringe like swingers does.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

total shutouts for Buster Keaton, WC Fields and Jerry Lewis, obv. Chaplin too?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

there are still 92 films to get to ... it's a little premature to say that any film is not gonna make, dontcha think?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

King of Comedy? (Jerry Lewis)

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

i'd be surprised if buster keaton was shutout

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

I could see lewis getting shut out, would be shocked if keaton, fields, or chaplin got shutout

if chaplin doesn't place it'll be due to vote splitting but that would be like the marx bros not placing

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

lost in america is such a weird, minimalist, ruthless movie; i remember it as only having like five scenes, and it ends in such brutal collapse. shoulda been higher.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

#92

THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
1998
United States
(258 pts, 11 votes)

The only funny thing about Something About Mary was that cameo, the strange "Ok what in the holy fuck" feeling you get when you realize that Mary's wonderful, charming, kind boyfriend Brett she's been talking up the whole fucking movie like some kind of imbecile yet is now leaving for...Ben Stiller??? is Brett Favre. Also he sings and dances in the credits. Not quite enough to make the film worthwhile, I still want those 2 hours back, but pretty awesome anyway.
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, December 29, 2005 9:39 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"There's Something About Mary" is redeemed somewhat by the Jonathan Richman theme song.
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, August 6, 2004 11:04 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"There's something about Mary. I can't put my finger on it, but I think it might be her tits."
― Harold Media (kenan), Friday, August 6, 2004 11:24 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the secret lies here:
just prior to a party this evening, I had a wank. Then I went to the party and not only chatted up an attractive girl, but managed to chat her up so well that the possibly more attractive guys who came over to try and move in on my position were completely ignored. After the party, she came up to me and asked for my number. Why did this work? I didn't give a muthafuck and I thank the wank for that.
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, October 24, 2004 3:13 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Were you actually inspired by "There's Something About Mary", or is this wank-before-you-meet-her a common technique?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, October 24, 2004 3:16 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best scene/moment in 'There's Something About Mary'

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

lol forgot lewis was in king of comedy, and it's on my ballot

not really a true lewis film tho, it would be like julie andrews placing in the musical poll for S.O.B.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Kingpin's funnier.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

oh god dammit, I forgot to put Sleeper on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Lewis could get shut out. I didn't give Nutty Professor a vote on my ballot (well, not the Lewis version anyway).

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

fuck a farrelly bros

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

There's Something About Mary is like The Hangover or w/e for me where everyone sees it and the it's the big blockbuster comedy of the year but it doesn't even strike me as especially great as a cheesy studio comedy

voted for Dumb & Dumber though

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

I stanned for them a little when they went mi**lebrow, much like the rest of Film Comment's target demo. But Mary is filled with not funny things.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Jonathan Richman as greek chorus is pretty inherently funny though

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

i have fond memories of stuff matt dillon did, but i have no desire to revisit Mary really.

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

not really a true lewis film tho, it would be like julie andrews placing in the musical poll for S.O.B.

never knew Lewis and Scorsese were married.

it's a little premature to say that any film is not gonna make

No, bcz about 80% of the voters have not seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

what, only you can judge films without seeing them?

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

haha shut up Morbs

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

<I>Is</I> there a famous WC Fields film?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

(will be performing HTML pratfalls all day)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I could see the bank dick placing

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

you know how ilx loves dick joeks

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know what this 'never will' stuff is. i'm one of the whippersnappers who voted for a bunch of microwaved modern comedies but i absolutely want to someday see all the oldies morbs scolds us for not knowing, and imagine i will enjoy most or all of them.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol at me having a quote in support of swingers. i would probably not rep for it today. but i haven't seen it in a million years.

i don't think i voted for any of these so far? probably should have voted for singin' in the rain though.

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

approve of results so far. except for Swingers, which is straight obnoxious garbage.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Had this been a top 100 ballot I bet I would have run out of modern kicks and included more "that was fun, bet it blew minds in 1943, glad this movie is in the smithsonian"-type films

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

#89 (3-WAY-TIE)

TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Ernst Lubitsch
1932
United States
(259 pts, 6 votes)

i watched trouble in paradise with a girl over the holiday break and she squealed joyously through most of it.
kind of a keeper, that one.
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 2, 2012 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trouble in paradise is indeed the best film ever, b&w or not. are we having a 1930s movie poll soon?
― :| (....), Wednesday, January 5, 2005 3:10 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hi dere, I like this movie.
― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Saturday, January 15, 2005 1:35 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

be sure to watch the RESTORED version of Trouble in Paradise, with Miriam Hopkins shitting in a sink
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, March 5, 2012 2:53 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trouble in paradise

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

TONSILS!

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Harland Williams is the funniest thing in There's Something About Mary, and he's in it for all of, what, three minutes?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

ah i remember harland williams. i voted for half baked!

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

lost in america is such a weird, minimalist, ruthless movie; i remember it as only having like five scenes, and it ends in such brutal collapse. shoulda been higher.

― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:55 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ this. Although I wouldn't call "And I eat shit?" a brutal collapse necessarily, but yeah, a dashing of his dreams.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

^phil otm! 7 its all abt 7. 7 chipmunks swingin on a branch eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old tale from the sea!

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

also, Morbz seems to grasp some basic math principles -- i.e., if the "handful" of old-timey film stans cram the top of their ballots with keaton, chaplin, wc fields and jerry lewis films and the old-timey fans aren't massively underrepresented vis-a-vis the non-old-timey fans then there's still a good chance that certain of their films could make the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

seems to need to grasp some basic math principles, i meant

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

total shutouts for Buster Keaton, WC Fields and Jerry Lewis, obv. Chaplin too?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:52 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jeez, Morbz, all you had to do was put The Errand Boy in your top 10 like I did.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

6 votes for Trouble in Paradise = average 43 points! I suspect that'll be hard to beat.

xp or not, that is a good point.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

TIP might've been my #1 (I don't remember).

Either way it's perfect.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

it's one of the few movies – let alone comedies – that manages to create and sustain a tone.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Had this been a top 100 ballot I bet I would have run out of modern kicks and included more "that was fun, bet it blew minds in 1943, glad this movie is in the smithsonian"-type films

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:06 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok, this is what i think of trouble in paradise -- maybe i should watch it again (and i can respect someone voting for it), but this is def an example of quaint-lol-1930s AFAIC.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

amused that the two movies so far that i voted for (trouble in paradise, lost in america) are both morbspix, let's see how long i can keep this affinity up

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

xpost But it made a modern girl squeal!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

i've only seen one lubitsch, which i voted for (not TIP) - his work is definitely the biggest gap in my comedy canon viewing, aside from keaton.

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Some gaps don't need to be filled.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

hey guys trouble in paradise had 1 first place vote. left that off. sincere apologies!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

I try to avoid not-high-enough disbelief, but I'm genuinely surprised Lost in America is so low.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Herbert Marshall proving you can be sexy with a fake leg and being shown in profile for 90% of the movie.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

I saw Trouble In Paradise for the first time a couple of months ago and i dunno, it seemed a bit too restrained or something? In comparison to the '30s stuff i really like anyway. I'm probably a philistine though

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Well, it's not screwball, and, yeah, the tone and pace take getting used to. It's like Congreve or something.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

"Are there really people talking like this?"

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

My favorite part of "Trouble In Paradise" is to play 'spot the gondolas'... try to find them; I'm convinced there are an even dozen of them scattered throughout the film.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

show me where lubitsch touched you

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

but I do find the Edward Everett Horton joeks go on a bit

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Some gaps don't need to be filled.

like some brain cavities and dance cards

Eisbaer not understanding the precious few all-timers are going to vote for different masterworks.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

and then they will die

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

RELEASE THE APATOW

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

#89 (3-WAY-TIE)

PINK FLAMINGOS

John Waters
1972
United States
(259 pts, 8 votes)

I like how all of the scenes he had to cut in Pink Flamingos are really short, but he left in heaps of shots of the trailor burning! I mean really I'm sure there was room for that pig latin bit.
Pink Flamingos is my favourite and I could read Shock Value over and over again, well I have.
― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, March 9, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waters has been one of the leading advocates of obtaining parole for Leslie Van Houten. He even dedicated "Pink Flamingos" to Sadie, Katie & Leslie.
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, July 20, 2004 7:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PINK FLAMINGOS!!! "You can eat shit for all I care!", "There's two kinds of people in the world, my kind and assholes", "No one sends you a bowel movement and lives!", "Do my balls, mama!", "But WHAT if one day there's no more EGGS?!"
― dave q, Friday, September 7, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"You stand convicted of Assholism!" -- in praise of John Waters

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

http://sharetv.org/images/the_simpsons/comic_book_guy-char.jpg

"Oh, I've wasted my life."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

I think I voted for that just to make sure it got in, but it was probably the lowest of the 4 or 5 JW movies on my ballot.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

i.e. a strategic vote

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Arrow's impossibility theorem strikes again.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

No, bcz about 80% of the voters have not seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will.

Unsurprisingly, you're more than a little myopic in the use of your amazing precognitive powers.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

more like 80% of the voices in my head haven't seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will, amirite?

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'll believe when I listen to a Led Zeppelin LP all the way through

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

john waters is one of my gaps in comedy films ... only seen cecil b. demented which i liked a lot (lol Entourage Douchebag-in-Chief actually has some talent) but i didn't vote for it and i liked it as much for its lol 1990s-indies-über-alles cast/mindset than for lols.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Woah how did I forget to vote for a single JW? Man, I fucked this up.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

You've never seen Hairspray or Cry Baby? I feel like those were on TV all the time for a while when I was growing up.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

I like waters better as an essayist than as a filmmaker

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

sadly, no ... no hairspray or cry baby. i haven't seen the John Travolta hairspray either.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

though as far as John Travolta and comedy go, i think that he'll never top either stayin' alive or battlefield earth.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I haven't seen the Travolta hairspray. Just looking at him in costume was horrifying enough. I saw JW do a one man Christmas themed show a couple months ago. He was hilarious.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

JW does anticomedy more than comedy in his grunge period (hence his #1 stan here). Serial Mom is his ace 'normal' comedy.

PF & Trouble in Paradise wd make quite a doublebill tho.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yay! I voted for Pink Flamingos. It almost makes up for that Jonathan-Richman-ruining utterly unfunny piece of crap placing. Except for the fact that it should have been higher.

I could have voted for every single Waters film, I think, but left it at two for fear of overly stanning.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Voted for Serial Mom too.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

Serial Mom is Waters' 'normal' comedy... but it's basically impossible to imagine anybody else making it.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

I like waters better as an essayist than as a filmmaker

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:40 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as an erstwhile JW obsessive i'm kinda with this now, but i'd have voted 'female trouble' in my top ten for sure (had i voted)

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

JW does anticomedy more than comedy in his grunge period (hence his #1 stan here). Serial Mom is his ace 'normal' comedy.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i worship JW but didn't vote for any of his movies for basically this reason. i probably get more sincere belly laughs out of his aforementioned one man show speaking engagements.

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

One of the more horrifying experiences of the last 20 years was convincing my parents, Waters virgins, to watch Serial Mom with me.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

i'm waiting for all hell to break loose on this thread when we find out that a Kevin Smith film made the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of the time I convinced my divorcing dad and stepmom to watch war of the roses

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to watch Superbad with my dad a couple years ago. Jonah Hill had let about eight "pussies" fly by the time we were 5 mins. in. It was a tense 5 mins.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

I can't even imagine attempting to explain JW to either of my parents tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite part of spring is the annual Flying of the Pussies

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

thank god for quotation marks

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

that was total DJP bait btw

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

PULL

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

cock your weapons

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

even though it isn't a comedy, the 1st time i rented full metal jacket i was still living with my parents ... and during the whole time when R Lee Ermey was doing his over-the-top-obscene drill sergeant routine for the recruits, i didn't realize that my father was skulking in the back of the (darkened) TV room watching. (fortunately for me, he thought it was hilarious ... and at least he didn't stick around for the "me so horny!" Vietnamese hooker.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

I've watched a lot of pretty offensive stuff with my dad but Superbad was by far the worst. They may not show much but the subject matter/language is just ott ridic. It had been at least a year since I had seen it so I'd forgotten just how gross it was.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

It wasn't even excuse myself to go to the bathroom or make a drink during the uncomfortable parts bad. It was so bad we stopped watching.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

I watched Boogie Nights with my grandparents. After having already seen it twice. They were cool with it.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

so ENBB you're saying it was so bad that it was...superbad?

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i must not remember very much about superbad

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

i did make friends of mine watch 'pink flamingos' once, that was fun

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of superbad ... let's anticipate Morbz's reaction if/when it makes the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

I'll believe when I listen to a Led Zeppelin LP all the way through

Okay, Morbs, that's officially the single saddest thing you've ever said here.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - I love Superbad and it was totally in my top 10. I can't even remember having laughed as hard in a movie theater as I did when I saw that. I couldn't breathe for half of it. I can sort of take or leave all other Apatow things (SB was the only one that made my ballot) but that one is hilarious. I'm sure my father would have thought so too. It just wasn't something we ever had to watch together. Ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

i guess Austerity Ponies is eating lunch right now? i sit waiting for #88 et al.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

the first 15 mins of Full Metal Jacket rocked the theater with laughter like few things I've experienced. I was grinning w/ anticipation for the comedown, having read the novella.

Dad ENBB has right attitude, wd have a beer with.

where are the clips & stills btw

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, helllloooooo... i must be going....

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

you're joking right

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

where are the clips & stills btw

I was gonna say something about being a little crestfallen these entries weren't accompanied by screengrabs of poop and such, but tabulating results is job enough.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, AP said in the noms thread that he didn't have the time/ability to do the purty screencaps like the action poll had.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

nothing's to stop the rest of us...

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

(except laziness obviously)

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

nice screencaps are a bonus in these things but tbh not anything i'd ever think about or miss when they're not there

internet somebody (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

If Austerity Ponies sends me the results I'll make JPGs for em.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

yeah AP asked if anyone would do screengrabs but nobody rose to the occasion... or they didn't want to be measured against omar's high standards and be found wanting

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'll do the first batch now...

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.moma.org/explore/inside_out/inside_out/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/LubitschTroubleinParadise.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7057/7021429399_40cee3ced0_o.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

what is he holding? is that a millipede?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it looks like that creature that Ricardo Montalban stuck in Chekov's ear in the wrath of khan.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

#89 (3-WAY-TIE)

A SERIOUS MAN

Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
2009
United States
(259 pts, 8 votes)

the film is somewhere in between "great" (in parts) to mediocre/embarrassing (in other parts).

the last 30 minutes or so of the film (esp. the bar mitzvah scene) are truely great: only then did The Coen brothers took the film seriously and thoghtfully as they didnt for (most of) the rest of the movie, which is a not-so-much-inspiring take on judaism as philosophy and culture.
the comedy is vulgar on those parts because it was done while the directors didnt take their "job" seriously, and as a result - the characters,the story, the jokes are shallow, and some people would say even anti-semite (as they did).
at least they did made the effort to make the movie into something profound - a piece of art - at the last part,saving it from being their worst movie into being somewhere in the middle between their best and their worst to date.

still - some good sequences there too - the one where Gopnick is fixing the antenna on the roof is brilliant,for example.
― Zeno, Sunday, October 4, 2009 5:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i keep thinking about this movie. the two keys for me are the opening scene -- a (fake?) folk tale, supposedly with a meaning and a lesson but providing neither really -- and the second rabbi's lesson of the goy's teeth -- ditto. who cares?. and that's the structure of the whole movie. more things happen. and then, this, and then, another thing. he has a dream. and then, the doctor calls. how does it end? it doesn't.

in memory, i can hear the second rabbi as the narrator of the whole thing; "his wife says, 'i have begged you'. his daughter asks about the bathroom. larry asks what's going on. nobody answers him." what happens? "who cares? oh, then there was a tornado"
― goole, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 11:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anyway, this is one of their best (like, top 4) and I'd declare it my favorite along with Raising Arizona if there wasn't some slippage into actual cruelty, as opposed to a study of gracelessness under pressure. All the roles are astoundingly well cast. And yeah, it's the most aerious American film about Judaism I can recall since Mazursky's Enemies. Key ambiguous line: "I didn't do anything."

Also, I know the guy who plays the shtetl husband in the prologue (he also did the Yiddish translation). We're in the same vintage film-comedy film buff circle.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 16, 2009 2:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this movie is amazing. and speaks to my n american jewish upbringing with alarming specificity.
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, October 18, 2009 10:04 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just found out from my dad that Amy Landecker, who plays Mrs. Samsky, is my aunt Paula's stepdaughter and that, according to a Chicago Tribune interview, she modeled her performance after my aunt. o_O
― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Sunday, October 18, 2009 10:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bound to be Lebowski fans' fave"

Thinking it had more to do with being at bar mitzvah's and wishing I was stoned, frankly.
― Alex in SF, Monday, October 19, 2009 1:53 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for me it had to do with actually being stoned in synagogue haha
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, October 19, 2009 1:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

New Coen Bros, A Serious Man

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS - i voted for this, think its really funnie, glad to see it place

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

love the Cohen bros - but just did not get A Serious Man.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7127/6875376856_dbd5c83ed2_z.jpg

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for A Serious Movie. brilliant movie, maybe their best imho, but probably because I can relate to it on a very personal level.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

i guess it's a portent of the Coen Bros sweep to come that by even the most generous estimation their 9th funniest movie made the cut

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol A Serious MAN

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7264/7021490993_b9abb9e13c_o.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

haha reminds me of the time bozelka called the dark knight "the dork knight" and it turned out to be a genuine typo

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

u know, i don't think that any coen bros movie made it onto my ballot. not even raising arizona or barton fink.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

lol "the dork knight" ... it actually really fits (i loved the dark knight, btw).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

RE Stills: As I I don't have access to most image/storage/social networking/file sharing type sites at work. So this is very impractical.

;_;

I tried to warn folks several times, but it is a bummer after the awesome action thread.

polyphonic, I can get you access to the results if you want to make screen grabs. email me at lolgbcw AT gmail, and I'll give you access. Our coordination will be imperfect. Just don't post screen shots before I release the results!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still loling at DJP's GRID YOUR LIONS

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

That's her garter in the Lost in Paradise still, and the scene is pretty hubba hubba.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

lol you mean Trouble in America

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

GUYS WHAT IF I JUST POSTED THIS AFTER EVERY ENTRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWib8GbrIlA

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

needs more pooping

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

'A Serious Man' is one of my favourite Coen Bros movies and is very funny in parts, not least whenever Sy Ableman's on screen, but it's overall bleakness made me drop it from my ballot.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't like A Serious Man at all. And I sometimes love the Coens, and voted for Fargo.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

I still have yet to see a single post-The Man Who Wasn't There Coen Bros. film. I'll get around to it someday.

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Dole clip needs a Jerry yell.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

A Serious Man and No Country For Old Men are the keepers

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks so much, Austerity Pony, for doing this. <3<3<3 But one little teensy-tinesy request: COULD YOU BOLD THE TITLES AND RANKINGS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE???. This thread is gonna get really long really fast, and without big pictures to denote the finishers, it's very hard to skim.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, thank you Austerity! You da best! My request would be: can we get to the movies I actually voted for already? Sheeeeeeesh!

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

#88

DELICATESSEN

Marc Caro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet
1991
fRANCE
(261 pts, 8 votes)

About Delicatessen: in it's heart it's a silent film made in the sound era, right down to the main character being a mimic. I'm not saying it doesn't use sound and speech in clever ways, but all of it's memorable scenes certainly apply the silent-film aesthetic, and all for the best. With Delicatessen Jeunet and Caro do what Chaplin used to do in his glory days: take a simple story and a bunch of simple characters and sprinkle some movie magic on them.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, February 16, 2005 12:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The sex scene in Delicatessen is wonderfuly bizarre. I don't recall any music but plenty of sound effects.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, July 22, 2003 7:46 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I watched Delicatessen and drank a bottle of rioja with my ex. I am now drinking port and verbally abusing goth teenagers.
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, December 31, 2003 7:49 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Films of Jean-Pierre Jeunet (and Marc Caro)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

vastly overrated

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN - didn't vote for this, but love it and am glad to see it make the cut, if barely
SWINGERS - hated this, such awful people, such an ugly movie
NETWORK - great movie, but not one i immediately think of a great comedy, not sure why
ARMY OF DARKNESS - by far my least favorite of raimi's ash trilogy
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE - not riotously funny, but it's got moments
SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS - hoo-ray, first of my votes to place, veronica lake is so great in this
MANHATTAN - great, but i saved my woody votes for annie hall and hannah & her sisters
LOST IN AMERICA - worthy, but not a personal favorite
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY - about the same, a very funny movie, but not one i even considered voting for
TROUBLE IN PARADISE - n/s (the shame)
PINK FLAMINGOS - my #3, some days it would have been #1, love it so much
A SERIOUS MAN - n/s
DELICATESSEN - your face is overrated

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN - voted, awesome, should be higher even though it's a musical
SWINGERS - saw this a thousand years ago, I loved it but I dunno that I'd vote for it
NETWORK - never seen it (hides)
ARMY OF DARKNESS - FUCK ALL YALL I LOVE THIS AND I VOTED FOR IT
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE - v funny, haven't seen in a while but kinda classic scattershot everyone gets made fun of South Park steez. and the point about getting puppets to act like bad actors is otm
SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS - never seen it
MANHATTAN - never seen it
LOST IN AMERICA - love Albert Brooks, didn't vote for this but support it wholeheartedly
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY - meh
TROUBLE IN PARADISE - never seen it
PINK FLAMINGOS - Love! I didn't vote for any John Waters. I should have.
A SERIOUS MAN - love! but I agree that it's too bleak to be a comedy. but still v funny nonetheless.
DELICATESSEN - never seen it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE - i can understand this not having a huge broad appeal - but surprised this was so far down. i think i had this around #5 or so!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

Ooh, I voted for Delicatessen too. I was unsure about how high to put it, as it's another where I prefer the dark elements to the light ones, but then I figured, sod it, it is totally a comedy, and voted it high.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

#87

A NIGHT AT THE OPERA

Sam Wood
1935
United States
(263 pts, 10 votes, 1 first place)

as in...
Are there any transcriptions of the pieces he plays in the Marx Bros. movies? Is there anyone out there who could transcribe them for me? In fact, is there anyone who knows what these pieces are in the first place?

Especially the one in Night at the Opera, where he's playing for all the children on the cruise ship - it's one of the funniest and most joyful pieces i've ever heard. I'd really like to get a copy of it; I tried transcribing it once and by the time I got halfway through, I gave up.
― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, June 22, 2004 1:47 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Morbs OTM, but my favourite single scene has to be the stateroom scene in Night of the Opera, such a beautifully constructed piece of comedy. The pre-MGM one benefit from having been fine tuned as stage shows; the timing is sharper.
― Ed, Monday, August 4, 2008 3:39 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Night at the Opera. Groucho's tiny stateroom. An enormous sea-trunk.
And, if I'm not mistaken, 17 boiled eggs.
― Oilyrags, Monday, February 26, 2007 3:35 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(slim pickings, unless you want a thousand posts about queen - AP)

THE MARX BROTHERS: S/D

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

i loved being inundated w/ Marx Bros movies by my dad when i was a kid but they all kind of blend together for me now so i just voted for one token pick, and that wasn't it

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen delicatessen -- which is strange b/c it came out when i was in college and was lol bored, poor and unemployed/underpaid when i was employed watching lots of movies -- but it's been in my Netflix Instant queue forever.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

Here is my first screengrab for Singin'. If there are no objections I'll keep going:

http://i.imgur.com/yVuWx.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

(slim pickings, unless you want a thousand posts about queen - AP)

equally apropriate if a day at the races also makes the Top 100. i hope a night at the opera isn't the only Marx Bros one that does.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

some dad sounds pretty rad

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Looks good.

http://i.imgur.com/yVuWx.jpg

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for ANoP bcz Kitty & Allan are the Rogen & Hader of it:

The Marx Brothers sometimes said that this was their best film; it isn't, but it was their greatest hit. Two beautifully stuffed American targets-grand opera and high society-are left dismantled, flapping like scarecrows. (If you ever could listen to Il Trovatore with a straight face, you can never do so again.) Many writers have tried to analyze Marx Brothers wit, coming up with little monographs on "dissociated thinking," "disguised social protest," or "commedia dell'arte." Think about it too much and sanity, like a lettuce leaf, begins to wilt and curl at the edges. Marx Brothers keep turning corners you didn't know were there, and while you're trying to break down the content of lines like Groucho's "You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully?," you miss the series of non sequiturs that are piling up on top of it. George S. Kaufman and Morrie Ryskind did the script, from a story by James Kevin McGuinness, and with additional material by Al Boasberg; Sam Wood directed. The cast includes Groucho's perennial grand-dame inamorata, Margaret Dumont, the most stately of stooges (her smirking dowager is rather like a comic derivative of Edna Purviance in Chaplin's movies). There are also the vocalizing lovers, Kitty Carlisle and Allan Jones, whom Irving Thalberg, the producer and a master diagnostician of popular taste, put in for people (what people?) to "identify with," and the cruel villain, Walter Woolf King. (Incredible as it may seem, the banal romantic melodrama which intermittently wrecks the movie proved sound at the box office.) This comedy has its classic sequence: the stateroom scene, which is widely regarded as the funniest five minutes in screen history. It will sustain you through the dreadful duets.

- Pauline Kael

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

#86

A SHOT IN THE DARK

Blake Edwards
1964
United States
(269 pts, 9 votes)

While Sellers has good scenes in all of them, the only one I find consistently fine is A Shot in the Dark.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 11, 2005 8:42 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shot" and the first Panther movie can still send me into paroxysms of laughter.
― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, December 16, 2010 12:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shot in the Dark is a great combination of source materials -- easily the best Clouseau film hands down. Also, love the opening sequence into the credits as well, perfect songs for both parts.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, December 16, 2010 12:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Pink Panther movies - C or D, s&d

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

1/14 so far (Army of Darkness)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

my dad also quoted and described W.C. Fields movies a lot but never rented any to show us, which is prob a shame for my ballot

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

omg what if after all that this poll ends up boasting more movies from the 40s-60s than from the 70s-00s?!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

I need to revisit the Marx Brothers - didn't like them at all back in the day, but I think I have warmed to their verbal technique, if not the physical elements.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

A Shot In The Dark was #8 on my ballot. All part of life's rich pageant.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen anything of theirs post-'duck soup'

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

omg what if after all that this poll ends up boasting more movies from the 40s-60s than from the 70s-00s?!

Morbs will still find something to complain about?

Michael J. Fuxxx (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

THANKS POLYPHONIC

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

It was tough choosing the Pink Panther one for my ballot, went with Return... as it was the one we watched on VHS over and over as kids. Need to check out Shot in the Dark again.

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

i could really burnish my philistine/challops cred by saying that the Steve Martin Pink Panther movies crap on the Peter Sellers ones. or is that too strained even for ILX?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

wd explain yr Mets 'jokes'

what if after all that this poll ends up boasting more movies from the 40s-60s than from the 70s-00s?!

never happen, but I would fuck myself with Bea Arthur's decaying dick.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs will still find something to complain about (re 40s-60s comedies]?

of course he will ... no silent films and no Jerry Lewis (more likely than not)!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

Strikes Again is the funny one iirc.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

people who use the same Comedy Central roast catchphrase twice in the same day probably shouldn't put other people's "jokes" in scarequotes

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

"what if after all that this poll ends up boasting more movies from the 40s-60s than from the 70s-00s?!"

never happen, but I would fuck myself with Bea Arthur's decaying dick.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:59 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ can i change my ballot?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

left the marx brothers off my list entirely. not sure why, as i like both night at the opera and duck soup (have seen little else). list fatigue, probably. my ballots are always botched by inexcusable omissions and things chosen in panic. still, i'm not the world's biggest MB fan.

a shot in the dark, otoh, i LOVE TO DEATH! best pink panther movie, best peter sellars movie, best blake edwards movie, best mancini score, and one of the funniest things i've ever seen. so great in every way.

plus thanks, AP, for the BOLDING :)

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

and he's already dissed some voters' taste in Preston Sturges films ... stands to reason he'd do the same wr2 Howard Hawks or Billy Wilder.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

(also, settle down Wilponzi ... i don't really think that the Steve Martin Pink Panther movies are better than the Peter Sellers ones.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

I Killed Some Dude With My Big Fucking Dick

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

I need to watch Night at the Opera again

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

#85

THE MUPPET MOVIE

James Frawley
1979
United States
(278 pts, 8 votes)

the muppet movie is one of the best movies, as in ever.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, August 11, 2005 7:52 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Muppet Movie shooting in Downtown LA - ALL members of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. I told them I loved their work.
― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Sunday, July 31, 2011 4:44 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if we were making the muppet movie, i'd like to nominate ned raggett to play the part of orson welles.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

once subscribed to Muppet Magazine.
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, November 2, 2006 3:20 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Muppet Show (and movies) -- Search and Destroy

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

i should rewatch them but i've always kinda felt like The Muppet Show was way funnier than any of the movies

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

there are still a lot of 70s-00s comedy heavy hitters that we haven't even come to yet ... and there are more 70s-00s stans here than 40s-60s stans (for better or worse). so i wouldn't hit the panic button yet if yer favorite Monty Python/SNL-spinoff hasn't appeared on the Top 100 list yet.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

much muppet <3<3<3, didn't vote for the MM

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

(xposted just as the OG Muppet Movie was being uploaded)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

if yer favorite Monty Python

augh totally forgot these guys existed, would have voted for life of brian

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

i should rewatch them but i've always kinda felt like The Muppet Show was way funnier than any of the movies

having watched a bunch of each recently I can say categorically that the best movies are way better than large majority of the episodes, which by and large are not super-joke heavy.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I feel like it should've gotten a vote from me, but I just haven't seen it recently enough.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

and we have Bob Hope's sole appearance, heaven forfend the sighting of Spies Like Us.

Python, Muppets both did their hall of fame work on TV.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i can see that being true, perhaps i just like the whole format of the show more than the story-driven movies (xpost)

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

#84

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS

Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan
2001
United States
(284 pts, 10 votes)

I thought it was pretty useless - I thought the jokes were bad, the songs were bad, the plot was predictable, the acting was OK in places but little more. From what I'd read about it I was expecting something wittier, maybe cleverer. I've got no deep reasons or justifications Sterling, sorry.
― Tom, Tuesday, May 28, 2002 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Josie & The Pussycats is one of the greatest music films ever made, fullstop.
Used to have arguments with BF about this coz he refused to see it. I say, it is the Spinal Tap of the Boyband/girlgroup era. I don't care about the plot, the characters, the music, the comic etc. But the whole assasination of the music business as a whole is SO FUCKING CLOSE TO THE TRUTH that I don't think many people read it as the wicked parody that it truly is.

An inspired film. The first five minutes, the Backdoor Man or whatever it's called. "Du Jour means friendship!" Come ON!!! Sheer genius. They even have a freaking aural exciter in the studio! Sheesh! And the scene where they explain the existence of "Behind The Music" - that alone was worth the price of admission.

Classic. Utter, utter classic.
― speak of the devil, Tuesday, May 28, 2002 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Classic: Name another movie about Rock Chicks.
Classic: The Soundtrack album is amazing. It's not punk. It's pure, pure power-pop. All punk is powerchords; Not all powerchords are punk.

Classic: The fact that Kay Hanley sings vocals is the worst kept secret in movie history.

Dud: Underdevloped love story. I always assumed You Don't See Me was gonna be used only about Josie and Alan M... It would have been better if it was.

Dud: The Evian ad in the aquarium scene. Nuff said.

Classic: Rachael Leigh Cook and her huge, dark, bottomless eyes. Talk about jerkin'...
― JM, Saturday, August 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hated it but i laughed
― simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, September 14, 2002 1:52 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Josie and the Pussycats: Classic or Dud

Just how fucking classic is Josie and The Pussycats?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Agree that Python TV eps > Python movies

xpost oh wau

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

what the hell

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

ok now it's time to hit the panic/morbz button

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

wtf

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

wondering if this means the Looney Tunes movie is gonna place

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Classic: Rachael Leigh Cook and her huge, dark, bottomless eyes. Talk about jerkin'...
― JM, Saturday, August 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol talk about people voting w/ their dicks and not their brains or even their funny bones

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Muppet Movie way way too low - not only full of jokes, but also full of great songs, including:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yaP_kc3y9w

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost maybe as a general proposition, but "Holy Grail" is GOAT territory by any objective measure

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

rad songs, great performances, corny and funny and sweet and perfect fuiud

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha @ Josie, what the hell

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Really, people? Really?

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSS

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's a pretty good satire. like the Network of the TRL era /trollin

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Classic: Name another movie about Rock Chicks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains, which has the benefit of being funnier than Josie and the Pussycats.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

xxp did not even see lamp's post when i made that one

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Hell, that Runaways movie was funnier, albeit unintentionally.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Yay, voted for this with the expectation that I'd be the only one. Stoked to see it so high.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

have never heard/read 1 word abt that josie movie tbh

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

jesus, the average score for whomever voted for josie was 29.4 (i.e., 21st on their list of 50 films). this isn't a matter of lot of people thinking that the movie was kinda LOL and the votes adding up ... this is ten people with really shit taste.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

Things looking up for WHAS imo.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, I enjoyed Josie but it never even crossed my mind to vote for it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

I think three of mine have placed so far! Woo.

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

yeah the songs in the MM are str8 classic - loaded with clever turns of phrase, catchy, just the right amount of sentiment + silliness

there's good stuff in the episodes, particularly when they get meta about the whole show-within-a-show premise but a lot of the musical bits are very one-note.

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

oh ilx

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

and there are a LOT of musical bits

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

Josie haters can catch fire, obviously - though now 3 of my top 10 have appeared and we're not even 20% in.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I wish they'd have made a Jem movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

oh man i voted for hella teenage girl movies btw and i hope at least four or five more place, 'josie' was actually the v last movie that made onto my ballot

lol @ some dude 'network' is suck jagoff trash its not even close to as funny or as smart as 'josie' lets be real

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

Classic: Name another movie about Rock Chicks.

that hilariously awesome/terrible Gina Gershon Joan Jett-homage movie

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

i weep for ILX

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

josie is definitely funnier than network, anyway.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-duhbcVwKoA

coulda sworn there was a video, guess not

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not sure where the jokes are in Network tbh

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

the joke is on the feebs who thought it was 'great satire'

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

this is your poll

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1041740_o.gif

this is your poll on ilx

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

This piece made me check out J&TP http://www.avclub.com/articles/totally-jerking-case-file-147-josie-and-the-pussyc,33511/ and is spot on in it's assessment.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

it's its placement right above The Muppet Movie that stings in particular

Chris S, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

re josie: wtf ilx?

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

josie is definitely funnier than network, anyway.

otmfm

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

hey lamp and anyone else who was crying about juvenile appreciation of mad men on other thread but voted for josie here:
fuck u.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

josie and the pussycats is p great! funny, charming, surprisingly pointed. the first genuine surprise on the list, and i'm glad to see it place.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for it, but ty to those who did

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah if the poll were just going to confirm everybody's suspicions about the poll results, why have a poll

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

figure 10 things i hate about you is a lock now

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

JatP is a charming movie, not overwhelmingly funny and definitely a relic of its time. Assuming most of its voters were about 13 when it came out.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote for josie but i don't know why it would cause a lot of bile and Army Of Darkness wouldn't other than a fear of cooties

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man I really pulled your leg...

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

AP will you list rare entries in the post mortem or just make the google spreadsheet public or w/e

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

i'd be more critical of the hamhandedness of things like josie's wall-to-wall corporate logos (my favorite is the manicurist in the stormtrooperish america online uniform) if there were a single other movie that made that joke. i mean maybe there is. but no 14-year-olds saw it so it didn't do any good.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw i didnt call 'mad men' juvenile just artless and vacant

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

...WITH MY LAST POST BECAUSE JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IS FOR REAL PSYCH

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not very good at practical jokes ;_;

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw u have terrible taste in things so who cares what you think about mad men?

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

what next, are the josie voters gonna bumrush the 4 greatest tv shows thread and talk up super milk chan?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

tbf that thread isn't about those tv shows anymore

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

it's about how whiney is theodor adorno or smth

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

xpost It was never really about those shows, tbh.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

it's about how whiney is theodor adorno

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QO90RVhXD2A/SL6LHxEGFdI/AAAAAAAABEU/O8sC2rnjDcI/s400/adorno.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol it's definitely not about how whiney is adorno btw

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

AP will you list rare entries in the post mortem or just make the google spreadsheet public or w/e

― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:28 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When the top 100 are all done, I will list all movies 101-663 with points & # of votes.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

i'd be more critical of the hamhandedness of things like josie's wall-to-wall corporate logos (my favorite is the manicurist in the stormtrooperish america online uniform) if there were a single other movie that made that joke.

Wayne's World managed to make the same joke, better, in like 30 seconds.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

Which is why that one will be going top 50 for sure.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

Um Josie? Really? I didn't even know that was something anyone liked let alone enough people for it to place in this poll. So fucking weird.

10 Things - I love that movie - it's a trashy guilty pleasure but it didn't make my ballot cause it's not that funny. Somewhat funny and adorable yes but not funny enough to place.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

rad songs, great performances, corny and funny and sweet and perfect fuiud

― Lamp

Yeah, Alan Rickman/Parker Posey are the perfect cartoon villains, the parodic product placement (Evian aquarium etc) was great, the sacrificial boyband at the start (Du'Jour!) were note-perfect, and I wanted an entry with Seth Green. I'm the only person in the world who thinks/thought the way some of this is shot is like the Cremaster films, heh.

Oh wow, 1xbillion xposts.

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw u have terrible taste in things so who cares what you think about mad men?

lol @ 'taste' get over yrself u yuppie pseud

cant wait for ilxs latent misogyny to really kick into hi gear when my first place vote for 'the princess diaries' propels it into the top 50

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

10 Things is just a damn good movie, no trashy guilt to it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

one of the only '90s teen comedies where the central relationship was affecting

Did we do a teen movie ballot poll way back in the day?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ "latent"

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

I laughed a lot at Princess Diaries 2. Of course, I was laughing at how much it made me hate women.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

aw lamp trying to conflate ppl's dislike of your shallow opinions with misogyny. i'm just shocked that i spent this morning arguing with you about the value of something like mad men when really you just wanted to stump for the lowest common denominator mass marketed bullshit available. if only i had known!

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

You did NOT vote for the princess diaries as your #1 movie. LAMP!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Regretting not having had a write-in vote for Enchanted, now.

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

also voted for 10 things

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Josie, haterz can suck it, IT HAS ALAN CUMMING AND PARKER POSEY and DUJOUR

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

10 Things is just a damn good movie, no trashy guilt to it.

yeah its p much the second best shakes adaptation on my list but i dont talk 2 much about it cuz i think itll place later in the poll

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

Lamp often has good taste which is why this is so surprising to me. Why would anyone over the age of 12 even watch The Princess Diaries?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

what next, are the josie voters gonna bumrush the 4 greatest tv shows thread and talk up super milk chan?!?

omg I had hoped everyone had forgotten about that show; wife and I now say "JUST KIDDING" to each other in that high chirpy manner as a result of PTSD

also lol @ not voting for Josie being an indicator of misogyny, this thread is delivering hardcore

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

etc did you confuse Rickman with Cumming ?!

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

I hate alan cumming and parker hasn't been good in years.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

Why would anyone over the age of 12 even watch The Princess Diaries?!

I watched it because it was on TV and I was bored. It was cute.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

If I'd had my head on straight during nominations, I would've remember to nominate Dick and then the teenage girl cultural satire entry could've at least been resonant and lol-worthy.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

And I used to LOVE P Posey so it saddens me to say that quite a bit.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

is princess diaries the one with anne hathaway or julia stiles? i've seen both of those acclaimed film franchises (on tv natch)

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

anne hathaway

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

AH.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

there's a hawt lesbo scene b/w Anne and Julie.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

enh i consciously voted for a lot of movies w/female leads and strong female characters because i felt like they would need the support considering. i mean not voting for 'josie' is w/e it not like its an obv classic like 'clueless' or 'dick' but i think the reaction to it placing is p telling

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol i actually watched dick last night ... the opening and the ending scenes were the funniest parts of that movie.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

I hate alan cumming and parker hasn't been good in years.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 12:39 (46 seconds ago) Bookmark


http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm34/Ragnor144/Response%20Macros/HorrifiedBowie.gif

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

but i think the reaction to it placing is p telling

you're an idiot.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

Alan Cumming is <3

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

mordy, do you have a problem with lamp or something? I get the feeling you have a problem with him.

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

josie rulez, haters drool

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

always nice to see other ppl disliking alan cumming

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

i mean no1 seemed to bat an eye at 'swingers' so its hardly like the bar is all that high here

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

(what's the next movie in the TOp 100, AP?)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

the sweetest thing

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

etc did you confuse Rickman with Cumming ?!

― kinder

Yeah, guilty. My brain autocompletes when it comes to sinister UK types called Alan.

Pretty sure the Josie handwringing wouldn't be happening with, IDK, American Pie or w/e.

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

nothing personal but he is pretty explicitly in this thread trying to tie criticisms of his vote for Josie to ilx ongoing misogyny, going as far as defending the vote as being an attempt to preempt sexist ilx's non-female lead friendly voting policies. also, i screamed about swingers too so idk selective memory going on here

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

#83

PRINCESS BRIDE

Rob Reiner
1987
United States
(285 pts, 13 votes)

i find the male lead utterly repugnant
and fred savage too
― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, June 12, 2003 7:32 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my point is that it's an utterly innoffensive film which earns bonus points for being witty and occasionally very touching ("hello! my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" "Stop saying that!"). I like to be surprised by a film which makes no claim to be great Art but yet which moves me.
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, June 12, 2003 7:41 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's darling!
― Maria (Maria), Thursday, June 12, 2003 7:50 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I once got in a heated argument with some middle-aged guy over whether or not the movie would be better without the Peter Falk/Fred Savage storybook framing device.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 12:17 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still love the movie, but now that I'm grown the score kinda bugs the fuck out of me. Those corny ass synthesized horn stabs, urg.
I wanna see a remake with lens flare and Eno score.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 12:21 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love it. "Aaaaaaaasssssss yooooooooouuuu wiiiiiiiiisssssshhhh...."
Of course, I first saw it with a guy I was pretty well in love with. I don't think I quite realized that we both were digging on Cary Elwes, though.
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, July 29, 2006 1:53 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Talk about how great the Princess Bride is

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Swingers, but half expected it to show up anyway so why bother y'know. Josie was a surprise.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

There's Something About Mary is about ten million times dumber and less funny than Josie, fwiw

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers is the worst.

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And I fucking hate Vince Vaughn. I have never laughed at him. His whole shtick seems to be the normal guy alongside funnier people. Kinda a pre-Bradley Cooper guy.

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:36 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

xxxp
Ha ha, serendipity.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

love Princess Bride, my #10

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

re that Bowie gif: who voted for The Linguini Incident?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

this thread needs less "oh come on, seriously" and a lot more "this is underappreciated, wish I'd voted for it, too"

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

I've not seen Swingers, but I strongly suspect it sucks more than Josie. On the other hand, I *have* seen Josie, and it sucks. Also, voting for crap just because it's got girls in it is pretty insulting, dude.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

the whole fred savage thing doesn't work at all in the film, but works much better in the book

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry Kinder. ;_; I just can't handle PP's one note bitch character (that she plays in almost every movie) anymore. I haven't seen Cumming in a lot of things so I might be wrong about him but idk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

If I'd voted, this would've been in my top 3. At one time, it might've been my #1.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

i mean no1 seemed to bat an eye at 'swingers' so its hardly like the bar is all that high here

would take a bat to everyone who voted for this movie, hate it so much

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

Also MH, wtf are you talking about. Are you insane?! "oh come on, seriously" is the best part of this sort of thing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, and Alan Cumming is awful. I bet all the people who rate him on this thread are Americans. Gah.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

Swingers is terrible except for Vince Vaughn (and Sue, maybe, because Sue is funny in the scene with the gun). Vaughn completely elevates that movie to watchable.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol Kinder is English.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Cumming isn't bad in Goldeneye.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I've not seen Swingers, but I strongly suspect it sucks more than Josie. On the other hand, I *have* seen Josie, and it sucks. Also, voting for crap just because it's got girls in it is pretty insulting, dude.

― emil.y, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

presuming that on the part of any Josie voter is pretty insulting! i didn't vote for it but imo its merits as comedy are pretty self evident

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, it seems Alan Cumming is far more likeable in the US. Who knows why.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

princess bride (in both media) one of those things that has so indelibly marked itself upon me that i probably underrate it just bc i can't really see how much of an impact it has had. explaining wet to fish type of thing. i think i read the book a hundred or so times in junior high. just over and over and over again (until one day i picked it up and opened it up to read and a cockroach crawled out from between the pages and i was so grossed out that i think i never picked it up again. it was about time to read something new anyway.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I wasn't presuming that on the part of any Josie voter. I was reading it directly from one of Lamp's posts.

xxpost

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

There's Something About Mary is about ten million times dumber and less funny than Josie, fwiw

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's dumb but hilarious dumb. I registered surprise at Josie mostly because I honestly had no idea that was a movie anyone liked at all. If I see it on TV I'll give it a shot now that ppl seem to think otherwise. It might rule for all I know.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

presuming that on the part of any Josie voter is pretty insulting!

Lamp explicitly said he voted for it (and others) because they featured women!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

tbh i can't tell to what degree lamp is exaggerating his opinion to fuck w/ people itt

Austerity Bronies (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

Alan Cumming's best comedy performance is in Eyes Wide Shut.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

There's Something About Mary really is ten million times dumber and less funny than Josie. I fucking hate that film. Seriously, I adore Jonathan Richman and it makes me SO SAD that he took part in that crapfest.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

Josie is pretty funny ENBB, I would have actually pegged it as a movie you'd already seen!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Alan Cumming was in EWS? I don't remember that at all but I haven't seen it since it first came out. Really? He was?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

ive never seen 'the princess bride' but i keep meaning to

I wasn't presuming that on the part of any Josie voter. I was reading it directly from one of Lamp's posts.

i only voted for movies i genuinely love, one of which is 'josie'. but i also didnt vote for v many movies and i did prioritize voting for 'girl' movies because i think theyre often really underserved in these type of discussions

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't watch The princess Diaries because I saw the second one and figured I was all caught up.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

LOVE the boots randolph at the start of the thread!!

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

Also, voting for crap just because it's got girls in it is pretty insulting, dude.

― emil.y, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

Chris S, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

Alan Cumming was in EWS? I don't remember that at all but I haven't seen it since it first came out. Really? He was?

he played Leelee Sobieski

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

now i'll go back and see what happened while i wasn't here

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

#82

TOOTSIE

Sydney Pollack
1982
United States
(287 pts, 11 votes)

After a hundred viewings over the years, its pleasures have not dimmed. Dustin Hoffman's best performance. Bill Murray's best cameo ("Don't play hard to get"). Jessica Lange, never more luminous, starring in her first and only comedy for many, many years. A film that works as a touching same-sex love story even without the conceit.
The last great studio comedy?
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, August 9, 2005 5:36 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I remember this being the first movie that wasn't a Disney cartoon (helllooo The Fox & the Hound) to affect me on an emotional level.
I also remember watching AFI's greatest 100 some 17-odd years later and Dustin Hoffman breaking down during the interview, lamenting the treatment of "conventionally unattractive" women in modern society. i won't lie... that shit got to me, dude.
― Will (will), Wednesday, August 10, 2005 12:08 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Michael Dorsey: Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?
George Fields: No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even send you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down.
Michael Dorsey: Yes - it wasn't logical.
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
― kenan, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 11:27 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's pretty amazing how concentrated & fast moving this is compared to what it would be like if it were made now. i have to say i like the film and i find it funny but the fact it's so distilled removes some of the verisimilitude that would help you buy into the situation. in no way am i wishing the film were an hour longer (as it would be now) but it needs a little more imo, especially in the initial stages.
― jed_, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 6:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tootsie: Classic or Dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuNUaD8Ev_I

xp lol Dan

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Mordy, you were swinging for him well before he was talking about sexism, unless "fuck u" is sweet talk?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to DJP - I had no idea! Like I said, I'll check it out.

also LOL

EM - I love JR too.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, after calling it crap and sucky, I'm now coming around to the idea that Josie really isn't that bad in comparison to some stuff that's more well-regarded. It just doesn't belong anywhere near this list. RARGH SMASH.

But Lamp, I can't remember who it was who was talking about Rock Chicks being represented in film, but if it was you, check out Phil D's recommendation of the Fabulous Stains. It's smart, funny (though not a comedy), and the music is actually great.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

well, we all knew that this moment would come ... when all hell would break loose over some movie or other that lots of folks would be all loudly WTF?!? over. kinda shocked that it was josie, which TBH i haven't even given a 2nd thought to after its theater run until it appeared in the Top 100.

also, lol @ Morbz being silent through all of this. if he (or anyone else) really wanted to shit on this poll, voting for something like josey would be one way to do just that.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

XPs Alan Cumming was in a charming heartwarming made-for-TV Christmas movie called Bernard & the Genie that I watched every christmas as a kid and I've been unable to hate on him ever since.
Josie has some shitty jokes mainly centered around the lead 3 ladies but the charm is in the peripheral characters iirc.

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

tootsie is a women's film about issues that are woman issues.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

hey hey hey to the Josie votas! I be among yez!

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxp well, a little bit sweet talk. i wasn't that peeved, but i did think it was ridiculous that he was stumping for josie after spending a morning dismissing all kinds of other things and other people's opinions + tastes.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

and he insulted MAD MEN!!!

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Alan Cumming was in EWS? I don't remember that at all but I haven't seen it since it first came out. Really? He was?

he played Leelee Sobieski

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol now i'm thinking of Nicolas Cage giving Alan Cumming a roundhouse kick to the face a la the wicker man.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Princess Bride is one of those movies where my "This is awesome but its awesomeness is much more than its funniness (though it's very funny)" switch flipped on. I mean I voted for it, but further down, whereas it'd probably be a top-five film over all films on a good day.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

"your middlebrow unsophisticated for vapid entertainment like mad men troubles me deeply.
"josie and the pussycats on the other hand is pretty sweet."

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

missing an 'appreciation'* there

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

xxxp if you do watch The Fabulous Stains shut it off about 5 secs before the credits roll.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

josie is the inception of the comedy 100, right?

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

mad mordy

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

E, I was just wanting a slightly different balance

continue the alan cumming theatrics, everyone

everyone needs a little cumming in their lives

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

well, let's hold off on that until we see if inception places xxp

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

josie is the inception of the comedy 100, right?

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:00 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in that both are awesome, yes

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

How can an ILX regular react with shock to someone being put off by Mad Men's White Elephantness but repping for Josie?

Maybe less true now than years past, but that's one of the defining qualities of ILX culture talk IMO.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

PRINCESS BRIDE - great! didn't vote for it
TOOTSIE - great! totally voted for it

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

alan cumming can be funny. i am an american.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

There's Something About Mary is about ten million times dumber and less funny than Josie, fwiw

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:46 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of a t-bomb, but TSAM is pretty funny

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

wtf was wrong w/ inception, btw?

also, i like princess bride well enough but i don't think of it as a comedy film.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

anyway if all it took was repping for 'josie & the pussycats' on an ilx comedy films thread to erase a year or so of getting zinged for being a pretentious limited run cassette-listening chillwave-loving snob then i welcome my image as a lcd-praising crap-luvin idiot

tootsie is another one of those movies i always mean to watch but seem kinda boring

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Princess Bride is one of those movies where my "This is awesome but its awesomeness is much more than its funniness (though it's very funny)" switch flipped on.

this happened a lot for me

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol chillwave

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

and mordy burning with otmism's flames re: vince vaughan and swingers

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

the action poll included a prank that made people think Inception placed very highly and a lot of gnashing of teeth ensued

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

i'm down w/ shitting on mad men and i can see why someone who doesn't like mad men would like josie. i'm still WTF at voting for josie, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

Tootsie is good-to-great, altho I don't really find it laugh out loud funny or anything. it's kind of more subtle.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Tootsie is this low?!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

anyway if all it took was repping for 'josie & the pussycats' on an ilx comedy films thread to erase a year or so of getting zinged for being a pretentious limited run cassette-listening chillwave-loving snob then i welcome my image as a lcd-praising crap-luvin idiot

uh, hate to break it to u, but liking josie & the pussycats is exactly what a "pretentious limited run cassette-listening chillwave-loving snob then i welcome my image as a lcd-praising crap-luvin idiot" would do

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

and the music is actually great

Also of course curious about how much of this (not just emil.y of course) is "This music from when I was 18 is categorically better than the music from when you were 18!". I mean, the music is JatP is great at what it is!

also fill in general old-man-of-ILX grumbling about seeing "lowest common denominator mass marketed bullshit" and 'you're only liking that to make a statement'-type views rearing their heads again.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Wait so you're all just fucking with me re Josie, aren't you. AREN'T YOU!?

;)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

except then i welcome my image as a lcd-praising crap-luvin idiot

xxp

derp

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ lamp thinking that the knock on chillwave is that it's elitist

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

#81

TRADING PLACES

John Landis
1983
United States
(290 pts, 9 votes, 1 first place)

Trading Places totally blows like every other wall street movie out of the water btw
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:27 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All Scandinavian women sound just like Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, December 3, 2003 8:23 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw, I have an orgasm every time I watch Trading Places. better, Aaron?
― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, April 17, 2003 1:28 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still don't know what the fuck was going on in the last 20 minutes of Trading Places.
― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, December 2, 2005 2:55 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eddie Murphy in the 80s

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

I was gonna say The Muppet Movie placed too low, but I placed it a little lower on my own ballot because I like it more as a Movie (like maybe my second or third favorite film of all-time) than as a Comedy Movie, if that makes sense. So I'm just happy it showed up at all.

Python, Muppets both did their hall of fame work on TV.

I'd agree with the Python assertion, but the first two Muppet movies were definitely on par with/better than the show. Easily among the most focused and worthwhile TV-to-film translations ever.

Woodsy The Allen (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://craig.purplestateofmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gran-torino2.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

Trading Places is pretty good, kinda lacking in the jokes department tho

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

thanks to trading places i literally am incapable of saying "happy new year!" on nye

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Tootsie is this low?!

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chin up. There are almost 600 movies below it!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

trading places is great

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

I had Trading Places at #11

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ lamp thinking that the knock on chillwave is that it's elitist

haha the chillwave part was more for general accuracy, im really talkin about the whiney-specific 'lol you like jana winderen' zings

oh trading places - thats a p sweet movie

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Also of course curious about how much of this (not just emil.y of course) is "This music from when I was 18 is categorically better than the music from when you were 18!".

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?????

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

trading places is funny enough ... the LOLs come not some from the jokes but the entire reversal-of-fortune that blows up in the face of the smug, rich racist assholes ... but it also has a special place in my heart b/c it introduced the world outside of Philadelphia to the greatness of the Clothespin statue:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U1aDc842NIY/TZKFX2zSTwI/AAAAAAAAABY/0mtEeAuOkaA/s1600/cleas-oldenburg-clothespin-1976.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

other movies that feature women

Coyote Ugly
Spice World
Steel Magnolias
Shirley Valentine
Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

Lamp, tell me now. Tell it to me straight. Did you or did you not vote for any of these movies. If yes: pistols at dawn.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh man my wife loves Steel Magnolias so much

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite thing about the Josie sdtk is that it led to Babyface playing mandolin on a Fall Out Boy hit

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

trading places is aok w me. would be worth it just for bellamy & ameche. smug rich assholes themselves are v nearly the best part.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

(trading places just barely missed my making my ballot)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Trading Places rules!! Also Princes Bride & Tootsie <3 <3 and way too low.

I am not complaining about Josie and the Pussycats bc women. I am complaining about Josie and the Pussycats bc that movie took a steaming dump on my favorite cartoon and I have not forgiven it.

WAY TO BRING UP HURT FEELINGS ILX.

but yay for other awesome movies.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

I'm really cross now, btw. I'M NOT THAT OLD. And also, PEOPLE CAN LIKE STUFF FROM ERAS THEY DIDN'T LIVE IN.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

(I love Steel Magnolias btw) but still.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

Moreso that Josie, Trading Places' standing in ILX is o_0 to me.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

as far as WACKY IRREVERENT MOVIE UPDATES OF OLD TV SHOWS go, Josie is probably behind Addams Family and one or two others but well ahead of Charlie's Angels, Bewitched, Beverly Hillbillies, prob 21 Jump Street, etc.

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

sorry if this has been discussed but AP, are you doing 20 results per day or similar?

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

I'm kind of a sucker for movies of old TV shows that go a bit WTF. Like the Brady Bunch movies! How did I forget them these past few weeks :(

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'm really cross now, btw. I'M NOT THAT OLD.

― emil.y, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:16 PM (18 seconds ago)

jeez, if you were 19 when J&TPC came out, you'd only be 29 now. imagine that's not so terribly old relative to the average age of poll voters/posters itt. how's we suppose to know your age, anyway?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

oh man my wife loves Steel Magnolias so much

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SM is amazing in a campy ott way and I love it a lot. Of course this may have something to do with the fact that I was Shelby in my HS's production of it and got to seize and die on stage while looking fabulous in a long red wig. Or just because it's ridiculous and awesome. Would not place it on any poll except for maybe camp melodrama poll.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

'Not voting for movies featuring strong women = misogynist' is such an utterly, utterly fucking idiotic position that it really isn't worth responding to, but here I am responding to it anyway. There is zero difference in my head between that position and right wing criticism of anyone who's criticized Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann.

Woodsy The Allen (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

It might be somewhere in the 40s on my gay movies that make morbs feel all hate crimey ballot.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

#79 (TIE)

VACATION
AKA National Lampoon’s Vacation

John Hughes
1983
United States
(292 pts, 11 votes)

The scene where Clark discovers that he unknowingly dragged a dog to its death profoundly warped my fragile young mind, and for that, I am grateful. Seriously, I remember that scene absolutely blowing my mind - the cop holding the collar, Clark trying his best to act sad... And the setup was sooo inconspicuously done.
― Ernest P. (ernestp), Wednesday, May 28, 2003 9:04 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I only watched the first one (many times) and parts of the second. The first DID make me almost wet myself. Chevy was never better which, these days, isn't saying much, I'll admit. The stuff with their visit to his in-laws, tying the dead aunt on top of the car and leaving her body in a chair in front of a relatives house with a note is classic stuff!
I also love the scene where he freaks and begins maniacally explaining that their trip to Wally World is no long a vacation but a quest.....a quest for fun.....and he suggests something to the effect that they're all going to have so much fucking fun that they won't be able to stand it.....as a parent, I love the sense of losing control without, of course, any real damage done. (That harmless losing control IS negated when he forces entry into the park by gunpoint)...

Over the top and funny as hell!
― ed dill (eddill), Sunday, November 16, 2003 3:20 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had no idea Romney was such a devotee of "National Lampoon's Vacation"
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:11 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

National Lampoons "Vacation" movies, classic or dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

as far as WACKY IRREVERENT MOVIE UPDATES OF OLD TV SHOWS go, Josie is probably behind Addams Family and one or two others but well ahead of Charlie's Angels, Bewitched, Beverly Hillbillies, prob 21 Jump Street, etc.

that's one reason i didn't think much of josie -- the "joke" had been done before and done better!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Haha sorry, how about "The film whose DVD was released when I was 18"? (probably overcorrecting there!)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

the LOLs come not some from the jokes but the entire reversal-of-fortune that blows up in the face of the smug, rich racist assholes

exactly. it's a funny movie that's more than the sum of its parts - like, there are not any particular scenes/gags in it that are especially funny, it's the set-up as a whole.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

I follow the same pattern with the Vacation movies as I do with the Muppet movies. I like the 2nd and 3rd significantly better than the first, but all of the first three are masterpieces compared to the crap that followed.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

While it's my least favorite after Vegas (controversial I know)79 seems to high for Vacation.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Vacation's good. didn't vote for it.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

Eric otm. Correct Vacation order is

Euro*
Christmas
OG

*Euro and Christmas sorta interchangeable for 1 + 2 but Euro was my favorite movie as a kid so it holds a special place in my heart.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

The rest don't matter.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

jeez, if you were 19 when J&TPC came out, you'd only be 29 now. imagine that's not so terribly old relative to the average age of poll voters/posters itt. how's we suppose to know your age, anyway?

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:21 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The post was not suggesting I was 18 when JatP came out, it was suggesting I was 18 when the Fabulous Stains came out.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

the 'joke' of irreverent adaptation is not nearly as central to Josie as it is to Brady Bunch, Starsky & Hutch, etc. though.

i voted for European Vacation because i've probably seen it on TV more than any other movie in my entire life whereas i've scarcely encountered the first Vacation remotely as often.

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

I follow the same pattern with the Vacation movies as I do with the Muppet movies. I like the 2nd and 3rd significantly better than the first

Really? I'm mystified that anyone would rate The Muppets Take Manhattan over The Muppet Movie. It's pretty rote and perfunctory.

Woodsy The Allen (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Euro over Vacation?

no way

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

The rest don't matter.

a slight on the house of van wilder

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

haha actually i would've thought that vacation would've placed BETTER b/c of its ubiquity amongst us 1980s kids.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

European Vacation is a steaming pile of dogshit but OG and Christmas are hilarious

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Josie: Malcolm McLaren described the Great Rock and Roll swindle as "the film that incriminates itself. Actually, Josie is much more that.

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Euro is kind of the ultimate "you had to have grown up with it" movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPZFUz0YOY

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

I mean of the Vacation movies.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

'Not voting for movies featuring strong women = misogynist' is such an utterly, utterly fucking idiotic position that it really isn't worth responding to

I don't think it's anyone here's position, dude! I don't think anyone has actually been saying "WTF this should have been top 10", just that some of the dismissals of the movie and its voters have been not so much a good look.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - OMG DAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EURO IS AMAZING.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

as far as WACKY IRREVERENT MOVIE UPDATES OF OLD TV SHOWS go, Josie is probably behind Addams Family and one or two others but well ahead of Charlie's Angels, Bewitched, Beverly Hillbillies, prob 21 Jump Street, etc

Brady Bunch ftw

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

i'll really shit my pants if the Matthew Lillard/Freddie Prinze Jr scooby-doo piece-of-shit appeared on anyone's ballot at all (let alone in the Top 100)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

apropos of nothing: Whenever my coworkers talk about the stock market I always try to work in something about the price of pork bellies because I love Trading Places

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

I first saw the first Vacation when I would've been about the right age for it. It was on TV and censored and it seemed pretty meh. I finally saw the uncensored version when I was too old to care anymore. Oh well.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

I watched OG vacation about two weeks ago and it's good but it's no Sparky going to the wrong Germans' house and getting his ass kicked by the angry mob.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

I bet half the votes for Euro are based on 14 yo memories of the German girl's boobs.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

i loved vactation as a kid, and it's funny as hell, but i've come to kind of hate it in recent years. not sure why. part of it is that my dislike of chevy chase has hardened into outright loathing. the movie knows that he's a jerk and makes good use of it, but dude gets on my nerves like nobody's business.

OG is far and away the best of the three though

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

Now I've calmed down about the age thing, yes, I do have a great deal of affection for Trading Places. Didn't vote for it, but I certainly don't mind it showing.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

nb yes I saw Euro way way before I ever saw Vacation and my dad is from Germany and reminds me a lot of C Griswold on a good day so that might all play into it but I still contend that EV is hilarious.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Claudia did have really great boobs though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

imo Muppet Movie > Muppet Caper > Muppets Take Manhattan, if I'm remembering them correctly

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

"holiday road" is a better song than anything fleetwood mac ever recorded </lamp>

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

I grew up with OG and Euro, and aside from the slappy dance that Clark does in Euro, OG beats Euro hands down.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

which is the one where they go to las vegas? i saw that one as a kid havent seen the others except a youtube clip of chevy putting up xmas lights

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Walmart = Wally World in our house

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Trading Places made my ballot. The reaction shot of Murphy here is probably my favorite moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emvySA1-3t8

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit I did not remember that Johnny Galecki and Juliette Lewis played the kids in Christmas Vacation

OMG DAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EURO IS AMAZING.

Euro is super stupid and not nearly as funny as OG/Christmas! Also I really hated the Rusty from that movie.

I think European Vacation is about on par with Eurotrip, actually.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

The Pig in the Poke! The dream sequences! The homemade porn that gets stolen in Paris! It's comedy Gold!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

#79 (TIE)

BEING THERE

Hal Ashby
1979
United States
(292 pts, 9 votes, 1 first place)

sellers too often gives me the impression that the actual business of being funny is beneath him
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Being There is probably his best, most cohesive overall movie, but I love the hell out of Harold and Maude and Last Detail too. Could never get too into Shampoo for some reason. Had no idea he did a Neil Young concert movie! I'm assuming it is not available on DVD ...
― tylerw, Friday, September 10, 2010 5:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every altman movie would be better if it were directed by hal ashby.
― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, March 5, 2006 9:08 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Hall Ashby Poll

Search and Destroy: Peter Sellers

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

The post was not suggesting I was 18 when JatP came out, it was suggesting I was 18 when the Fabulous Stains came out.

― emil.y, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, my humblest apologies. and stains is way better than J&TPC.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

This scene has happened on pretty much every family vacation I've ever been on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfKhRlpjiNo

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

er, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfKhRlpjiNo

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Rusty is the best!

I think you need to revisit it. Seriously. I will watch Josie if you revisit EV.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

anthony michael hall is rusty in european vacation, right?

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

my dad loves OG vacation b/c he says it reminds him of when he & my mom took me and my sisters down to Disney World when we were little kids.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote for any of the vacations, and "you had to have grown up with it" seems about right for the series (VV sucks,though)

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

imo Muppet Movie > Muppet Caper > Muppets Take Manhattan, if I'm remembering them correctly

Pretty much, yeah. I'm kinda 'Muppet Movie : Great Muppet Caper :: Shaun Of The Dead : Hot Fuzz :: better movie : funnier movie' about it.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

hard searching for relevent posts for BEING THERE.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

sellers too often gives me the impression that the actual business of being funny is beneath him
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soooooooooo OTM in the case of Being There. God I hate that movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

anthony michael hall is rusty in european vacation, right?

nope, he's in the first

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

also, yay that being there made it to the top 100! i think it was in my top 10 on my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

And I guess Muppets Take Manhattan and Paul are roughly equivalent in that analogy, as well.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

I like Sellers and Ashby both, but Being There left me shrugging.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

voted for being there, but i haven't seen it since its original theatrical run (i was twelve at the time). made a pretty strong impression, though i don't remember laughing a lot.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

I never saw Vegas Vacation but the moment had SOOOOOOOOOO passed by then, I'm okay with that.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

soooooooooo OTM in the case of Being There. God I hate that movie.

even basketball jones?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to Eric - Oh god that scene where they all get pissed off with one another. SO GOOD!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

European Vacation is soooo terrible: cynical and unfunny cept for the bit where Chevy crawls into the wrong bed. Plus, it looks like it cost $45.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

being there seems like such an innocuous film to hate

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

i probably didn't see any of the vacation movies until i was like 21 and i like the classic trilogy. xmas vacation is the only one i love (and only one i voted for iirc) but the other two have their charms as well

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I missed Being There placing! Cool beans. That was, like, 15 on my ballot. Love that movie. Ashby in his prime was good value.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

as i said upthread i've only ever seen Euro Vacation on daytime TV reruns so i didn't even know there were boobs in it!!

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

I like Sellers and Ashby both, but Being There left me shrugging.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:37 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

Didnt mean for the above to sound derogatory; I have a special fondness for this series, but I just always figured it was rooted in my childhood.

Never knew that Euro wasn't universally hated. Relieved.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

Anthony Michael Hall's Rusty is ALL TIME compared that Robert Palmer-dream sequence-having pretender :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

I know European Vacation is pretty bad, but so is the first one. And that one looks like it cost $44.95.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - OMG SHUT UP AL

Vegas was awful but it did have Ethan Embry when he was still hot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost - some dude, it's kinda worth a revist. they were pretty good boobs iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

I found Being There pretty trite. I mean, it was okay, but it might as well be President Dave or whatever that rip was later, yet the latter is thought of as dumb stupidity and Being There is meant to be 'so profound'. Though the book is supposed to be better.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Guys you all need to rewatch it. It had Mel Smith and Moon Unit Zappa and Eric Idle and YOU ARE ALL JUST WRONG OK?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Being There is the stridently apolitical uncle to Forrest Gump. Ick.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

i read the book Being There first and so my opinion of the movie is really only that it's a very unsatisfactory adaptation

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Never liked Vacation, stayed away from the sequels. Apart from my general dislike of Chase, there was the racism of the St. Louis scene. Ha ha, their hubcaps got stolen!

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

it's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fucking daytime TV reruns

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

They were the first on screen boobs I saw btw.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

Trading Places for me funnily enough. Another embarrassing watching with parents moment

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

Were there boobs in Creepshow? If so, that.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost me too, ENBB!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

i should watch being there again; last time i saw it (too young to really make judgments) i thought it was insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanely slow compared to the swift eerie little book.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Never liked Vacation, stayed away from the sequels. Apart from my general dislike of Chase, there was the racism of the St. Louis scene. Ha ha, their hubcaps got stolen!

YO MAN FUCK YO MAMA!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Being There is meant to be 'so profound'.

Mmm, I don't think that. I just think it's an entertaining and solid piece of satire...uh, comedy.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

being there may be a film that folks who grew up in the Internet/computer database era might find hard to understand (i.e., how the true identity of someone like Chauncey Gardener could fly totally under the radar for all of these high-ranking government officials when nowadays you need a full background check to fetch coffee for some redneck Oklahama representative).

obv i stan for the camera work for the famous last scene w/ Chauncey walking on water as said officials confer on making him President.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I love Being There. I love Peter Sellers. The end.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

it's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fucking daytime TV reruns

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i thought that was the only way to experience the Chevy Chase oeuvre

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

I like Hal Ashby a lot, so I tried Being There a few months ago for the first time since it came out. Prescient, in view of certain candidates the past few years, but also kind of obvious. Much prefer Shampoo, which probably won't place.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

I get the concept of BT, I just think the combination of Hal Ashby's sensibilities and the smug veneer of Peter Sellers (in this one, anyway) add up to a supreme irritant.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost incorrect, Chevy's 80's movies usually had some kind of boobage, vhs was the way to go my friend

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I agree with both of you

xpst

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

i should watch being there again; last time i saw it (too young to really make judgments) i thought it was insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanely slow compared to the swift eerie little book.

― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:42 PM (4 seconds ago)

that's what I remember most about being there, a kind of hypnotic stillness and quiet. I dig that vibe.

also I first saw it as a child and I think chance is a very empathetic character when you're a kid.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

"apolitical" uncle of Gump = funniest WTF in thread

obv i stan for the camera work for the famous last scene w/ Chauncey walking on water

obv, since it contradicts the entire premise of the story.

Besides comedy prefs, do you guys have your Star Wars jammies from age 12 too?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

LOOK KIDS THERE'S BIG BEN, PARLIAMENT

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

hypnotic stillness and quiet, great camerawork - ok now i get why BT is in a list of the top 100 comedies

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

MORBS IS HERE, EVERYBODY MORBS IS HERE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

at what age did you realize it was ok to uncover piano legs

xxxpost

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

morbz did you like jerry lewis at 12

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

#76 (3-WAY-TIE)

TO BE OR NOT TO BE

Ernst Lubitsch
1942
United States
(302 pts, 10 votes)

to be or not to be is one of my favourite movies ever.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, December 30, 2008 5:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch ernst lubitsch fucking OTM, am!!!t.
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, November 25, 2004 9:09 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ernst lubitsch is the next steven spielberg
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, September 1, 2004 3:58 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(YOU try searching using the terms to, be, or, not)

"i have a confession to make to you, baron: you are a CROOK!": the ERNST LUBITSCH poll

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

LOOK KIDS THERE'S BIG BEN, PARLIAMENT

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like this scene

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

btw as you will all eventually see I'm sort of an enormous early Chase fan so I'm just gonna get this out of the way - yes I know he's a notorious asshole and one of the worst people in show business. Yes, I know the awful anecdotes including the SNL stuff. I DON'T CARE. Finding this out was a very sad day for me but I still think that when he was on he was on fire even if that was only for a very brief time period. Just so nobody feels the need to point that out because I'm pretty sure someone would have.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol thank you, DLH

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

can i just say that i would literally rather watch any film on this list than 'pink flamingos' or any other 'classic' john waters film k thx bye.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

and again, it's not a movie of lol yucks or even just about lol dumb autistic guy climbs to the top of the washington power elite (he doesn't climb, he's carried along) -- it's about how people (not just in government and yapping on TV) read their own agendas into even the simplest, most uncomplicated statements. the whole movie (and Chauncey himself) are almost Zen.

(and yes, i first saw it on TV when i was a little kid.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

chevy being a dick doesn't really ruin his dickish comic stylings for me

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

"apolitical" uncle of Gump = funniest WTF in thread

Psssh. Being There bears only superfluous similarities to that self-satisfied Forrest Gump box of turdlets.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

OK GUYS ANOTHER LUBITSCH FILM

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

"apolitical" uncle of Gump = funniest WTF in thread

Tell me Ashby didn't suck everything vicious about the story right out of the final movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

chevy being a dick doesn't really ruin his dickish comic stylings for me

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:50 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

this

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

I literally thought that The Princess Diaries placed upthread and just now realized it was actually The Princess Bride.

I wish it had been The Princess Diaries.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

ENBB I love Chase too. I forgot to vote for some of my favorites like Vacation and Spies Like Us and Fletch, yeah basiclaly everything woops, but he was like my vhs babysitter as a kid! I think he's really funny.

Lots of comedians are assholes. who cares.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

great Jack Benny discussion, yes he was

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

yes I know he's a notorious asshole and one of the worst people in show business. Yes, I know the awful anecdotes including the SNL stuff. I DON'T CARE.

Nor should you. There are very few awful-yet-talented people whose awfulness gets in the way of my enjoyment of their talent. (I do say this, though, as someone who thinks that Chevy Chase, while talented, has mostly starred in garbage.)

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

Oddly enough my problem with Fletch is that no one ever hears and reacts to the OTT dickish shit he says, it's like he's snarking into a void

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

For me, it's not that Chase is an asshole -- I mean, shit, I love Jerry Lewis, the standard-bearer -- but fwiw, I absolutely love him in Community. Can't explain why.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

hypnotic stillness and quiet, great camerawork - ok now i get why BT is in a list of the top 100 comedies

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:47 PM (2 minutes ago)

it's a weird movie! iirc there's almost no incidental music in it. but I'm still going with satire = comedy.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

To Be or not To Be was actually #4 on my ballot

Chris S, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

there's not a lot in the canon of teen girl comedies it's generally considered OK to like (Clueless, Heathers, Mean Girls, maybe Bring It On), but Josie might end up in it someday, apparently Dick has a shot too. probably not Princess Diaries, though.

Chevy's probably not an exceptional asshole, but him being the kind of legendary first star and first renowned asshole of SNL lore inevitably weighs heavy on everyone's opinion of him

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Could some helpful mod type drop these in?

100. Singin' in the Rain: http://i.imgur.com/VdNNL.jpg
99. Swingers http://i.imgur.com/8YJwk.jpg
97. Network http://i.imgur.com/jP5NL.jpg
97. Army of Darkness http://i.imgur.com/qqP5s.jpg
94. Team America: http://i.imgur.com/G5d4q.jpg
94. Sullivan's Travels: http://i.imgur.com/dEDLe.jpg
94. Manhattan: http://i.imgur.com/pRunr.jpg
93. Lost in America: http://i.imgur.com/HBY7R.jpg
92. Something About Mary: http://i.imgur.com/KXnif.jpg
89. Trouble in Paradise: http://i.imgur.com/bWtMv.jpg
89. Pink Flamingos: http://i.imgur.com/0auZK.jpg
89. Serious Man: http://i.imgur.com/NhkPE.jpg
88. Delicatessen: http://i.imgur.com/5KDi4.jpg
87. Night at the Opera: http://i.imgur.com/FWCNp.jpg
86. Shot in the Dark: http://i.imgur.com/vlQA1.jpg
85. Muppet Movie: http://i.imgur.com/wtm36.jpg
84. Josie Pussycats: http://i.imgur.com/aNJbH.jpg
83. Princess Bride: http://i.imgur.com/iY0mm.jpg
82. Tootsie: http://i.imgur.com/888VZ.jpg
81. Trading Places: http://i.imgur.com/5rTxB.jpg
79. Vacation: http://i.imgur.com/Ysm8e.jpg
79. Being There: http://i.imgur.com/KhWDm.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I need to learn more about this Lubistch fellow. I love Shop Around The Corner.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

iirc there's almost no incidental music in it

I wish. That tacky disco version of "Thus Spake Zarathustra" plays about a dozen times during the movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I just learned that my ballot is still in my unsent mail :(.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

that's what I remember most about being there, a kind of hypnotic stillness and quiet. I dig that vibe.

also I first saw it as a child and I think chance is a very empathetic character when you're a kid.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, all of it. combo of the mysterious stillness and my affection for sellars/chance was what made me love it so much as a kid. the satire was hard for me to understand, but i wanted to understand it. read the book a few years later and liked that too. didn't make me think that the film sucked in retrospect.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

to be or not to be was the lubitsch film i voted for, BTW. i r not smart enough to appreciate more subtle lubitsch i think.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

There is no problem with Fletch because it is perfect.

btw I just realized I totally had Christmas at #4 and EV at #25. lol I said my rankings were mostly random so there you go.

SD - No, I think he is supposed be pretty exceptional in the assholism dept though I'd love that to not be the case.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Could some helpful mod type drop these in?

100. Singin' in the Rain: http://i.imgur.com/VdNNL.jpg

...etc

― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:56 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god please yes please

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

is election a teen girl comedy?

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

OK I finally gave in a googled 'Dick' and I've never heard of it!

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still going with satire = comedy.

Naturally. Because you're a sensible person. I kinda don't understand how this is even a debate, aside from acknowledging who called it into question in the first place.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

i thought of mentioning Election but it didn't seem to be of a piece with the other ones i mentioned.

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Great work Polyphonic!

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

I like all those teen girl comedies even though I didn't vote for any of them. I wouldn't consider Election a teen girl comedy personally. It rules though and I think I voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Thanking you for pink font on Pink Flamingos!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not really debating whether being there is good (liked it fine as a teen, though the satire seems less apt as an adult), just enjoying how non-lolzy the acclaimed details are

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

i realize we're at the bottom part of the poll but i'm seeing a lot less consensus than i expected so far

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

aw man how did i completely forget election?

PLEASE MR MCALLISTER CAN I HAVE AN A? CAN I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION? FUCK YOU

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

or fewer "obvious choices" i mean. which is good.

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no I didn't vote for Election. I want a do over. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

you idiots.

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

I threw Election 15 points. But I wouldn't hold it up as a standard-bearer of woman-friendly filmmaking.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

<3 To Be or Not to Be - Felix Bressart is one of my favourite character actors. "What you are I wouldn't eat!" / "How dare you call me a ham!" etc.

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

don't blame me, i voted for election

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Don't fret about Election, y'all. It placed very high on my ballot, and I'll bet dollars to donuts mine wasn't the only one.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Is Easy A in the Critically Approved Teen Movie canon yet or does it need another year or two?

Election focuses too much on Matthew Broderick's meltdown to really be one of these movies.

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

we can talk about election when it places.

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

did you guys even look at the nom list

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

the nom list lacked some stuff i wish i'd voted for in hindsight, like The Discreet Charm Of The Bougie and Hairspray (original). Also forgot to vote for mean girls.

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

#76 (3-WAY-TIE)

THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE

Luis Bunuel
1972
France
(302 pts, 9 votes)

I saw Discreet Charm for the 10th time recently – surely the most deserving winner of the Best Foreign Film Oscar of the last 40 years?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, October 20, 2006 1:35 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what did u love so much about The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoise? i never got too much out of his movies cept for Belle De Jour tbh. Un Chien Andalou has some arresting images but so what
― Michael B, Saturday, April 3, 2010 7:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, which I'm rewatching:

Bunuel's mastery of the deadpan situational twist is absolute by this point

OTM.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 6:17 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed on Discreet Charm, but I'd place Obscure Object right alongside it. They're equivalents in epic frustration.
― POLLonius (country matters), Thursday, March 19, 2009 2:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Discreet Charm of Luis Bunuel

Luis Buñuel

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

wooooah

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

I can understand forgetting stuff that wasn't on the nom list, but when election gets left off ppl's ballots... I just... unforgivable...

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

Looking roward to seeing polyphonic's stills! Thanks again, p!!!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

there's not a lot in the canon of teen girl comedies it's generally considered OK to like (Clueless, Heathers, Mean Girls, maybe Bring It On), but Josie might end up in it someday, apparently Dick has a shot too. probably not Princess Diaries, though.

Aside from stuff already mentioned: But I'm A Cheerleader, Easy A, Saved!, 10 Things I Hate About You.
I have a soft spot for She's The Man but it's probably not in the above company.

xpost w/M1ccio

etc, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm still going with satire = comedy."

Naturally. Because you're a sensible person. I kinda don't understand how this is even a debate, aside from acknowledging who called it into question in the first place.

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree in general that "satire = comedy". nevertheless, i think that some satire becomes so bleak, bitter and brutal that it ceases to function as what i think of as comedy. taxi driver (to bring up a well-flogged horse) is undeniably a satire, but i hesitate to call it a comedy or endorse it as one. it'd be very high on my drama and satire ballots, though.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to Ed re the list - No, not really. Only a couple of times. It was too long and there was way too much shit on it thanks to some genius participating in that thread who seemed to have nominating diarrhea and were intent on listing every single movie that had even 1/2 a joke it in.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

I gave over 40 points to Election, guys, so do not worry about its fate.

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

the closing shot of fernando rey under the table w ham stuffed in his mouth is the only genuinely hilarious moment in discreet charm. it's an interesting movie, but far from my favorite bunuel.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

I used an early nominations list, which meant I missed some key things but thankfully didn't have to wade through all the Eternal Sunshine nonsense

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

also, re comparisons b/w forrest gump (ewww) and being there ... that's like comparing larry the cable guy (crass humor that simultaneously patronizes and panders to its audience) to tim and eric (dark humor that def can get uncomfortable and make the audience squirm but also is surprisingly non-condescending/sympathetic to its subject and is a sly satire of media culture in general).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that forrest gump/being there comparison only makes sense to ppl who hate being there

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

YAAAAAA DISCREET CHARM WHOOP WHOOP

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

i agree in general that "satire = comedy". nevertheless, i think that some satire becomes so bleak, bitter and brutal that it ceases to function as what i think of as comedy. taxi driver (to bring up a well-flogged horse) is undeniably a satire, but i hesitate to call it a comedy or endorse it as one. it'd be very high on my drama and satire ballots, though.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

my comedy ballot is well stocked with brutal and bitter bleakfests but I wouldn't call taxi driver a comedy or a satire. there are satirical elements but taxi driver is a monster movie where you're stuck with the monster for the entire movie.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

Wait hang on, which of you fuckers is M1ccio?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, that too, but i think satire is a pretty big part of what its up to, as tipped very heavily in the closing moments

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

xp

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

#76 (3-WAY-TIE)

THE BLUES BROTHERS

John Landis
1980
United States
(302 pts, 11 votes)

In retrospect, it was all probably just a SNL skit that somehow developed a life of its own; the movie definitely has its moments; and maybe the phenomenon gave exposure and money to some musicians and singers that deserved it.
But I still cannot get over how something with such atrocious singing (which ranges from hoarse couging to someone imitating a game show buzzer -- and forget about the attempts at Southern-ish black dialect) became the public face of pre-1970's black music for a lot of Americans, as I was reminded today when the restaurant I was eating lunch in changed from Bonnie Raitt to Dave Matthews to these guys.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, April 21, 2004 11:55 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They were funny, they had Steve Wonder, James Brown and god knows how many others in the movie. Ain't that enough? And a great cover of the theme song to Rawhide.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, April 21, 2004 11:57 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god i hate them so much.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, April 21, 2004 11:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the movie's great, and you really can't knock them for putting so many people in it (Aretha, Ray, John Lee Hooker, James Brown, Cab Calloway). On top of that, they went out of their way to put together a band composed of a lot of the original session guys on those classic Stax sessions, including members of Booker T. and the MGs. Neither Aykroyd nor Belushi are actually good at interpreting these songs (in fact it sounds like they try painfully hard to replicate the originals exactly - right down to off-the-cuff asides) and you can give them shit for that, but the movie holds up really well.
Now the Commitments, on the other hand, as both a film and a "band" is far far FAR guiltier of the alleged crimes directed at the BBs in this thread. That is some of the worst shit EVER. Totally indefensible.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, April 21, 2004 12:32 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was only 12 or 13 when the blues brothers came around, and i had no idea then what Stax records was or implied (i.e. some of the best r'n'b ever recorded, mostly in the sixties. uniting blacks and whites, somewhat, theoretically). i think they(Belushi and Aykroyd) deserve kudos for having good musical taste, and for bringing Booker T/mg's back into public conciousness. the movie is silly, not to be harsh, but it's not very funny.
― Edgard Varese is god (of music anyways) (outdoor_miner), Saturday, November 14, 2009 4:35 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That movie is my favorite action comedy musical.
― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, April 21, 2004 12:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Defend the Indefensible: The Blues Brothers

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

xp

let's save this discussion for when taxi driver shows up in the results though

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

HEY GUYS THAT'S IT FOR TODAY

The Top 76-100

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

tied with John Landis = Bunuel corpse desecration

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, everyone head for cover before VegemiteGrrl goes Carrie Fisher with a flamethrower over this being so low.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, to be fair, in a comedy poll you've got to expect the crass with the class. If it was 'best film' or 'best director', then I'd be screaming.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

oh and in case you missed polyphonic's awesome stills:

how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

(Hopefully, tomorrow, I'll be posting his screen grabs with the posts.)

Thanks again, p!!!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

Wait hang on, which of you fuckers is M1ccio?

I was wondering this, too! Thought he'd dropped outtasite forever ago.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit - there's an old name!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

A.M. = da croupier

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

SEVENTY FIVE?

wtf

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/blues_brothers_carrie_fisher_with_a_flamethrower-1.png

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

well, Bunuel made it APPEAR as if he was slicing up some actor's body parts in the service of his movie. John Landis actually DID slice up some actor's body parts in the service of his movie.

that's the closest i can come to similarities b/w Bunuel and Landis.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

A.M. = da croupier

thought this was common knowledge if someone as dim as me could figure it out

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

after the second to last sandbox exodus, I haven't gotten a handle on half the new usernames

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

"new"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

no comments allowed in future results threads imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

miccio has been da croupier for a while now ... long b4 the next to last sandbox exodus i think.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

it was a perfectly good excuse til you blew the doors off it, thanks :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

Well, it's good to see him anyway.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of taxi driver, i def would've voted for it on my ballot had it been one of the selections ... same goes for goodfellas. and both would've been really high on my ballot, too.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

I just realized I have a teen girl comedy that's potentially more embarrassing than Josie on my ballot so I should probably STFU.

To Be Or Not To Be, Tootsie and Trading Places on my ballot. Never seen Bunuel, seems like one of those "I am not smart enough for these movies" directors.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

i've not seen josie and the pussycats, but enchanted would make my ballot without breaking a sweat tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

(That movie BTW is Bring It On, but we'll see what happens.)

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

Charles Napier is by far the funniest thing in The Blues Brothers.

0O0O0O0O0 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

Was I the only one that voted for Dogtooth btw?

0O0O0O0O0 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Vacation, Blues Brothers, Singin In The Rain, Army of Darkness and Princess Bride.

I have a feeling all my high votes are going to be low placing. Oh well.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

tbh when i first started posting as da croup in 2007 I briefly hoped to maintain a certain veil of anonymity, so I'm flattered if someone took till now to figure out my secret

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

Never seen Bunuel, seems like one of those "I am not smart enough for these movies" directors.

weird thing to say, imo. his movies aren't particularly hard to understand or enjoy. probably just that you aren't interested.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

xpost "and I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Never seen Bunuel, seems like one of those "I am not smart enough for these movies" directors.

the three Bunuel movies I have seen - Discrete Charm, Los Olvidados, and En Chien Andalou - are all radically different. so much so that it's kind of surprising they're all by the same director. That being said I didn't find the Discrete Charm particularly funny, its appeal eludes me. (En Chien Andalou is amazing)

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Discreet Charm is the only Bunuel film I've seen that really did it for me

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

but yeah he is not particularly difficult or inscrutable.

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

and I say this as someone who does not have a high tolerance for "difficult" filmmakers

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

Who would you consider "difficult"?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

I think my only votes that showed up today were The Muppet Movie and Being There. I have a feeling that there are a bunch of populist faves on my ballot that are likely to rank pretty high (if my #2 isn't top 10, expletives will be uttered), alongside a bunch of stuff that has no chance of showing up at this point. Oh, well!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

I think I "got" Discreet Charm but it just wasn't my thing. I remember Obscure Object of Desire being a really interesting formal exercise, if nothing else. Haven't seen either in over a decade, though, so I might need a refresher.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

The last three images of the day:

76. To Be or Not to Be: http://i.imgur.com/cPy2P.jpg
76. Discreet Charm: http://i.imgur.com/oi2Zn.jpg
76. Blues Brothers: http://i.imgur.com/Iz2HJ.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

james marsden is a TREAT in enchanted

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

My only votes showing up so far are Swingers, Josie & Pussycats, and Something about Mary (was in the very lower reaches of my ballot). This isn't partic representative of my list though!

kinder, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

iirc zero of my pics have made it in so far, but i have reason to believe my day will come

da croupier, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think any of my votes have turned up yet. Some movies I <3 but don't think of them to vote for as comedies. Or movies I <3 and just didn't think of to vote for (Manhattan).

Really not big on the whole SNL crew movie thing though. Or Swingers, wth people that movie is horrible.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

I think I "got" Discreet Charm but it just wasn't my thing. I remember Obscure Object of Desire being a really interesting formal exercise, if nothing else. Haven't seen either in over a decade, though, so I might need a refresher.

yeah, that's roughly how i'd describe & rate them. obscure object also has charmingly "questionable" period sexual politics. same's true of belle de jour, plus gorgeous scenery, and costumes by YSL's helene nourry.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Team America placing in this poll is the first time that I've realized that it's literally the only Parker/Stone thing (aside from Book Of Mormon) that I've never seen. Should prolly rectify that, huh?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

Who would you consider "difficult"?

Tarkovsky. Fassbinder, to a lesser extent. Trying to think of others who have tested my patience...

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

Deric you gotta see Team America. Worthwhile. It's not my favorite movie ever, but there's some good laughs if you're a Trey/Matt fan already. Plus: puppet sex

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, OK. Never watched any Fassbinder, watched Solaris and enjoyed it enough.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for:

Singin' In The Rain
There's Something About Mary
Trading Places
National Lampoon's Vacation

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Two of my top ten have already placed, but I expect to see several of the others a lot higher.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

My votes so far:

Network
Princess Bride

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

I will try not to burn the results thread down before it's finished.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

At least wait until my number one (Joe Dirt) places in the top 20.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

Impossible to keep up with this at work today. I kept sending kids away--"Comedy poll, get lost"--they kept coming back. So far I'm 2 for 25: Lost in America and Tootsie.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

Is Tootsie the Facts of Life spinoff movie? Or was it Joe?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for:

Pink Flamingos
Delicatessen
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

I think that's it so far.

emil.y, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

I can't wait for Coyote Ugly to make it into the top 10.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol lol lol buñuel

i voted for: sullivan's travels (my no.6) and josie (no.14)

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

havent seen 14 of these of tho

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

I don't know about that, but Piper Pirabo definitely belongs in the top 10 all time greatest comedic actresses.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

PERabo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

'slap her... shes french' def an underrated entry in the teen girl comedy canon

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

voted for: sullivan's travels (my no.6) and josie (no.14)

this is FAR more WTF than if you had only voted for josie.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

mine so far were trouble in paradise (17), lost in america (21), and josie (46).

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

voted for quite a few so far:

Sullivan's Travels
Pink Flamingos
Delicatessen
Shot in the Dark
Being There

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

my only hope with this Josie-voting is that it's some kind of collective nostalgia for a movie you saw once 10 years ago and remember much more fondly than the reality would allow

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

I had A Shot In The Dark on my ballot but had to take it off because I realized I couldn't remember which scenes came from which Clouseau movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

at least half of them came from shot in the dark

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

the rest came from Josie and the Pussycats

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

At least wait until my number one (Joe Dirt) places in the top 20.

would have made my 50 tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

PERabo

I love that this is the correction you think my statement needed.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

'josie' is fun and all but it's no 'spice world.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

I had A Shot In The Dark on my ballot but had to take it off because I realized I couldn't remember which scenes came from which Clouseau movie

this is how I am with Roger Moore Bond movies.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

my only hope with this Josie-voting is that it's some kind of collective nostalgia for a movie you saw once 10 years ago and remember much more fondly than the reality would allow

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:37 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually own two copies of this movie because one year for my birthday two separate friends bought it for me without collusion :/

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

'josie' is fun and all but it's no 'spice world.'

I've never seen either, but I tend to conflate the two in my head.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

Josie and the SpiceCats

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

starring Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

and hugh laurie

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to opt for Josie and the PussySpice but it all just seemed wrong and I'm so sorry

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

were the Vacation movies big in the theatres in the States? European Vacation was straight-to-video iirc over here in the UK.

piscesx, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

uk otm, chevy chase eugh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

I used to watch the shit out of some EuroVac on HBO back in the day. I also used to watch the shit out of some Meatballs 2, sooooooo

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

did The Big Bus get a mention on the nominations thread? it isn't a very funny movie but the 3 or 4 scenes with Murphy Dunne made me cry with laughter the first few times and i've loved them / him ever since

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_3ufnH7nPU

piscesx, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

Kinda shocking to me that only 7 people voted for <i>Lost in America</i>. I had <i>Real Life</i> in my top 20.

Only movie I think I forgot to vote for was Office Space, not that it'll need any help.

Chris L, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

100. Singin' in the Rain: #11 on my ballot (40 pts)
99. Swingers: not on my ballot -- it's OK not great (0 pts)
97. Network: man give Glenn Beck the fuckin' overhead clause -- #15 on my ballot (36 pts)
97. Army of Darkness: haven't seen it but i think i'd like it (0 pts)
94. Team America: lol poop and pussy jokes, but still didn't vote for it (0 pts)
94. Sullivan's Travels: i like preston sturges well enough and this is the highest ranked of the sturges films on my ballot so FU morbz -- number #14 on my ballot (37 pts)
94. Manhattan: not the funniest Woody joint, but still my favorite and it placed so high on my ballot for that reason plus it's also funny -- #8 on my ballot (43 pts)
93. Lost in America: not on my ballot (0 pts) -- it's OK, but that it's morbz bait is funnier than the damn film itself
92. Something About Mary: bitch please -- not on ballot (0 pts)
89. Trouble in Paradise: oh gee golly willakers a real swell 1930s post-hayes code film -- still didn't vote for it (0 pts)
89. Pink Flamingos: been meaning to watch this (and so many other Waters films), but i haven't so i didn't vote for it (0 pts)
89. Serious Man: pretty good, but the coen bros def know how to bring the lols when they wanna, this one didn't and i'm also not a Jew (0 pts)
88. Delicatessen: a French film that i hadn't watched or even heard of when i was taking elementary French in college -- been in my Netflix queue since forever (0 pts)
87. Night at the Opera: girls just wanna have fun -- #30 on my ballot (21 pts)
86. Shot in the Dark: cute, but not w/ Peter Sellers as either a Nazi refugee or a rich powerful dope who is not Forrest Gump so no vote (0 pts)
85. Muppet Movie: lol John Denver ... i like well enough, but i didn't vote for it (0 pts)
84. Josie & the Pussycats: nothing to add to what i've already said upthread ... i mean, really (0 pts)
83. Princess Bride: classic, but i don't think of this as a comedy (as broad as my definition of that term may be compared to certain pedants hereabouts) (0 pts)
82. Tootsie: wouldn't kick it outta bed, but i didn't vote for it (0 pts)
81. Trading Places: lol the Clothespin and the Italian Market ... still didn't vote for it (0 pts)
79. Vacation: lol Chevy Chase and Anthony Michael Hall ... still didn't vote for it (0 pts)
79. Being There: it's not Forrest Gump, morans ... #31 on my ballot (20 pts)
76. To Be or Not To Be: i did to this poll what Hitler did to Poland ... #27 on my ballot (24 pts)
76. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie: they only wanted a Pepsi (and a good meal), not to be institutionalized ... #45 on my ballot (6 pts)
76. Blues Brothers: flame-throwing ex-celestial princesses are more hot than funny (0 pts)

so 8 films on my ballot are in the Top 100 so far

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

Hi, my name is Eisbaer, and i'm also not a Jew.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

^ needs a song & dance number

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

DJP hint: all the funny Clouseau scenes are from ASitD

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

Three of mine showed up so far: Singin in the Rain, Princess Bride, and Tootsie. My first poll ever! I don't watch a ton of movies but comedies are my jam so this poll was for me.

However I've never even heard of so many of the ones that have placed so far...my ballot would give Dr Morbius a seizure.

franny glass, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:20 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm still going with satire = comedy."

Don't let the facts confuse you. No drama dept on earth would say they are synonymous.

(The divergence is why humorless EMP types don't get Bulworth)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure you meant Trail of the Pink Panther, Morbs. It's practically a greatest hits reel!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, you stanning for Bulworth is my favorite revelation of the voting process so far

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

you can actually just watch a greatest hits reel on youtube, i put it #6 in my ballot

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

humorless EMP types

ticket takers?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

nah, I was just kiddin (cept for scott s)

One of the '70s Pink Panthers has a President Ford lookalike in several scenes. Direct topical refs, worst movie shit in the world.

(except for the Marx Bros or Bob Hope, that's fine)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

100. Singin' in the Rain: great, but didn't make my list.
99. Swingers: haven't seen.
97. Network: wasn't impressed on a first viewing, probably should give it another shot.
97. Army of Darkness: haven't seen.
94. Team America: pretty much unwatchable after a single viewing.
94. Sullivan's Travels: somehow neglected to vote for any sturges, but i prefer 'lady eve' and 'christmas in july.'
94. Manhattan: good, but prefer some of WA's other stuff.
93. Lost in America: haven't seen.
92. Something About Mary: ugh.
89. Trouble in Paradise: good, but never liked it as much as the other lubitsches. (lubitschi?)
89. Pink Flamingos: love JW the guy, just not his films.
89. Serious Man: one of my favorites of its year, but wound up dropping it from my list.
88. Delicatessen: haven't seen.
87. Night at the Opera: classic, but voted for 'duck soup' instead.
86. Shot in the Dark: classic, made my list. (31 pts)
85. Muppet Movie: great, but didn't vote for it.
84. Josie & the Pussycats: love it, but not as good as the original comics.
83. Princess Bride: cute, but haven't seen in more than a decade.
82. Tootsie: haven't seen. (i know, i know.)
81. Trading Places: haven't seen.
79. Vacation: pretty funny, but can't honestly say i like it that much.
79. Being There: sellers is great in it, but not really that funny.
76. To Be or Not To Be: my fav lubitsch, probably. (30 pts)
76. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie: terrific, made my list. (27 pts)
76. Blues Brothers: lots of great moments, but just a bit too long. (i've probably seen it too many times, too.)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

Direct topical refs, worst movie shit in the world.

I...actually agree with you!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

lock thread

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

josie is poptimist canon by the way. like one of maybe five films i own an honest-to-god legit dvd of.

s.clover, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

Tootsie, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, TIP, Lost in America on my list.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm still going with satire = comedy."

Don't let the facts confuse you. No drama dept on earth would say they are synonymous.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 2:22 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm fairly certain that the use of the equals sign there was not actually meant to indicate logical language, but was rather used as a shorthand for the more complex natural language term 'is'. To say that satire is comedy can indeed be read as suggesting type-type identity, but it can also be used to indicate that they share attributes. Now, obviously the term 'synonymous' is tricky, too, for as we all know, thesauri allow terms with connotations different from the root word to stand in place as synonyms - and is it ever truly possible for a different word to mean exactly the same thing? I think perhaps not.

The assertion might be more pleasingly rendered as "satire is a form of comedy". I think this is more likely to be accepted as true - while satire is certainly able to exist in non-comic formats, and is often less hearty in its chortle-making, its basic premise follows from rules of humour (exaggeration, lampoonery, the intrusion of the unexpected into mundane circumstance, etc etc). To suggest that it is not a form of comedy is to suggest that darkness must be abolished from comedy, and thrust us all into the sickening morass of light entertainment.

emil.y, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

but now we've got ppl claiming Taxi Driver as a comedy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

(ok, just one dingbat)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

i look at the comedy/satire relationship as a Venn diagram -- with a lot of overlap, but areas falling outside of the overlapping area.

this won't please certain pedants, but i don't vote pursuant to what pedants think.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

why aren't there any pictures/stills for the winners? makes it harder to scroll through. can you start this thread over? thanks.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

AP doesn't have time, so poly is following along behind and adding them in chunks as he goes.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

Tim & Eric is where the comedy/satire Venn diagram forms a perfect circle.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

but if you include everything in the Venn diagram, we end up with 60% of everything, including the age of the Phillie lineup.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

and hi-concept, The State-like cable TV shit.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

The Venn Diagram of this thread is just one big circle

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

okay i see a list. never mind. that will do. night at the opera and tootsie and lost in america and sullivan's travels are my faves on there. the rest not so much. as far as funny. oh, army of darkness. that's a funny one. jeez, the blues brothers, ugh. i am morbz junior. too busy to vote not too busy to complain.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:22 (thirteen years ago)

rename thread "I don't know whether to laugh or cry"

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

sometimes i think i had kids just so i could have someone to watch marx brothers movies with. what else are they good for?

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

but now we've got ppl claiming Taxi Driver as a comedy

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:10 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder if people are confusing 'satire' with 'critique of society'?

emil.y, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

see a lot of the movies so far make me think of the word *bemused* so i did a google image search for the word *bemused* and this was the first thing i found:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHk4plu2nBJ77BqQihMT3Kes2POqXOkznYCTUy4bYCdw5zB9xyrcN2lXFy

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

hey I know her

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

haahahahaha

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not going to get mad about you 'ughing' the blues brothers, scott. 11 people voted, and it got 302 points with those votes. And I don't see any other movies in here with awesome car crashes so I think this movie is serving its purpose well.

that is all

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ bemused trayce

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

taxi driver totally has the soul of a romcom beating deep within:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UaVUPsLsM

s.clover, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

3 placed from my ballot so far - network, the princess bride, and being there

would make for a bemusing triple feature

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

a buffet of comedy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

Not sure if I'm the dingbat, but what I said on the other thread was that Taxi Driver made me laugh almost as much as any film I could think of--ditto Sweet Smell of Success. And I said that they both exist in a gray area where what makes you laugh and what is a comedy becomes a subjective call. In the end, I didn't vote for either.

(I've linked to/e-mailed the above many times--brilliant.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

TAXI DRIVER IS NOT A COMEDY CAN WE PLEASE JUST...

ugh

what's the use

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

clemenza did you just excelsior yourself?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

"Don't worry so much!" (Funniest scene in the real film.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

I was told by mother that if I excelsiored myself, I'd go blind. So no. (I'm not even sure what that means...)

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think if you excelsior yourself DJP blinds you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know what that means either, it sounded funnier in my head

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

clemenza you are not the aforementioned dingbat

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

It's okay if I am. I draw the line at meathead, though.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

Taxi Driver isn't a comedy?! What about De Niro's hilarious hairdo? Or that "You talkin' to me?" routine, which owes a huge debt to "Who's on first?". Sport's pratfall at the end? Comedy legends Peter Boyle and Albert Brooks? Case closed.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)

shoo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Don't forget De Niro and Diane Abbott's banter at the candy counter, clearly the inspiration for the Jujyfruits Seinfeld.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

In all seriousness, I think judiciously-applied and inappropriate musical cues are legitimately the only thing keeping Taxi Driver from reading as a comedy.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

judd apatow loves Being There ... usual suspects can comment as they see fit.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

when he blew that guy's hand off? classic slapstick move. in fact I heard scorsese had to tone down the color of the blood in that scene because audiences were laughing too hard.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Or the lack thereof. You know what I mean.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

true story: yakety sax original score to taxi driver shootout, rights issue blocked usage in the final cut

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

taking the girl you love to a hard-core porno on Times Square for a first date = comedy gold.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

I always wondered why De Niro was chasing those bosomy blondes at double speed.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

Taxi Driver = ilx version of She's Just Not That Into You

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

how is this NOT funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDKaiXRE9cw

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

THAT scene is funny

the entire movie is NOT

come with me out to the parking lot and I will show you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

fighting off the advances of a prepubescent prostitute? chaplin did it better

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

I hope Garfield places.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

Sincere question to Vegemite Grrl--do you find any of the following funny?

1) Boyle's Bertrand Russell monologue
2) De Niro and the Secret Service guy
3) De Niro at the candy counter ("They last longer...")
4) the cabbies riffing inside the diner (admittedly, some of what they say is venal)
5) Albert Brooks lurking in the background when Travis talks to Betsy

Etc., etc. There are laughs all through the film for me...but I do understand why most anyone is not going to be able to cross that bridge and think of it as a comedy.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

There are plenty of movies that have funny things happen in them that ARE NOT COMEDIES. I am totally okay with this. I do not need all of my favorite movies ever in the history of the world to be comedies so that I can vote for them in this poll.

Road Warrior is hilarious. And yet, I didn't vote for it. BECAUSE IT'S NOT A COMEDY.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

I think ppl are getting confused because its screenplay was written by the great american humorist paul schrader

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

And most people would agree with you--and I didn't vote for Taxi Driver for basically the same reason, that it just didn't feel right. But I don't think it's nearly so cut-and-dried that you can start saying this is a comedy and this isn't. In how a film is conceived and marketed, yes; in how it's experienced, there's a lot of subjectivity at work there.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)

I think ppl are getting confused because its screenplay was written by the great american humorist paul schrader

This, for sure. Watched the airy and whimsical Blue Collar last night. I tell ya, that Richard Pryor was a laugh machine!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

its kinda like the scarface thing. people might watch it like a comedy. cuzza all the famous scenes.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

I bet most people would be more open to the idea that Reservoir Dogs and/or Pulp Fiction are comedies; they're more or less as brutal as Taxi Driver, so I'm not sure where the line is.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

say hello to my little friend wakka wakka wakka

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

It's really just about the tone, editing, musical cues, etc., as displayed with such facility in those recut trailers. It's all down to directorial intent (or ineptitude) at the end of the day.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

(I'd cite the two versions of Casino Royale as examples, but I've already outed myself as a complete Bond ignoramus today and admittedly don't have a leg to stand on.)

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe this splits the difference: Kael calls it "Martin Scorsese's feverish, horrifyingly funny movie about a lonely New York cab driver."

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Watched the airy and whimsical Blue Collar last night. I tell ya, that Richard Pryor was a laugh machine!

hardcore? more like hardcore belly laughs!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

dogs and cats living together, anarchy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

Pace yourself, VG. We'll get to that in due time.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

Taxi Driver kinda the original version of The Office or Curb Your Enthusiasm. cringe-comedy at its finest. Wait,is he really gonna...oh no!

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

Surely u mean King of Comedy, scott?

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

that one too.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

scorsese the king of cringe, really.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

i mean larry david learned everything he knows from marty. delivery, jokes, situations, everything.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

So far, voted for Manhattan, Lost in America and Being There.

Need to see Singin in the Rain (I know...), Swingers (always avoided it cause it looked douchey, and I don't like Vince Vaughn), Network (yeah, I know), Trouble in Paradise, Night at the Opera and Shot in the Dark.

And apparently I need to take another look at Josie and the Pussycats

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

paddy chayefsky was an idiot. you don't need to see network. unless you are a big faye dunaway fan. which is a good thing to be. paddy almost as useless as arthur miller as far as maudlin dumbos go.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

I bet most people would be more open to the idea that Reservoir Dogs and/or Pulp Fiction are comedies; they're more or less as brutal as Taxi Driver, so I'm not sure where the line is.

in the case of pulp fiction, the fact that the film is so comprehensively unserious at every level helps keep the brutality just this side of "horrifying". it's a movie abt movies, observations and riff on a form, so the violence isn't even real in a "representation of life" sense. despite the occasional nastiness, the overall tone is bright, playful, upbeat, at times even whimsical. despite a some very funny moments, reservoir dogs feels much more grim, overall.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

and taxi driver is far grimmer still. it doesn't have any "movie about movies" distancing. it seems to me that you're supposed to buy into the reality of what you're seeing onscreen.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

i can totally understand why someone wouldn't think of taxi driver as a comedy (though i think that it is a fine example of a very very dark comedy but reasonable minds and even morbz et cetera). it's similar logic as to why i think that blue velvet, for example, also qualifies as a (VERY dark and nasty) comedy -- the cringe-inducement, the (deliberate!) ridiculous of Frank Booth and his posse, etc., even if david lynch didn't make his comic intent as clear as he would in, say, wild at heart. (i also think that eraserhead qualifies as a comedy by this criteria, but it's not on the poll so the ILX court will not consider the question at present.)

scarface or the exorcist aren't comedies (although both have absolutely hilarious scenes and dialogue) b/c their intent is definitely not comic.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

(and yes, this is a preemptive defense of my [high!] vote for blue velvet should that funny li'l flick make it onto the Top 100)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

scott why is chayevsky an idiot?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh man i wish i was here earlier to be insufferable about josie. coincidentally i was just listening to "pretend to be nice" in the car! amazing song + soundtrack.

tbh the WTFness comes from people not really knowing that the movie has had a cult for years. a very quiet cult that doesn't do conventions or anything, but a cult nonetheless. and it isn't a "artifact from my youth" thing, i only watched it a few years ago (not yet a brony tho)

the whole argument upthread made me think of the barenaked ladies fight on community

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)

J'ACCUSE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)

it's similar logic as to why i think that blue velvet, for example, also qualifies as a (VERY dark and nasty) comedy -- the cringe-inducement, the (deliberate!) ridiculous of Frank Booth and his posse, etc., even if david lynch didn't make his comic intent as clear as he would in, say, wild at heart. (i also think that eraserhead qualifies as a comedy by this criteria

yeah, weird thing is that i do consider blue velvet a comedy. i nominated it for this poll and joked about nominating taxi driver, too. again, lynch uses distancing devices that keep the film's grimness and violence from ever getting too crushingly heavy. his strategy somewhat resembles tarantino's movie-movie distancing, but laced with absurdity and deliberate artificiality.

i thought about nominating eraserhead, too, but decided that the deeply horrifying final act sort of cancels out the more comical aspects of what comes before (same thing that keeps taxi driver off the table afaic).

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

paddy almost as useless as arthur miller as far as maudlin dumbos go.

And I got castigated for comparing Being There to Forrest Gump?

Also, The Exorcist damn well is hilarious.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still waiting for some more justification for that drive-by.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

I've never had any problem with Chayevsky or Miller so I'm curious why such a vehement blast from the lovely Mr Seward

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

To returning readers: "Taxi Driver" did not actually place, here.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 06:07 (thirteen years ago)

Here's my thoughts on the results so far:

100. Singin' in the Rain: Never seen it, should rectify it one of these days.

99. Swingers: Don't even know what this is.

97. Network: Never seen.

97. Army of Darkness: Cool movie, but not good enough to be in my top 50.

94. Team America: Never seen.

94. Sullivan's Travels: Never seen, but I've liked some other Sturges that I've seen, so I guess I should watch this?

94. Manhattan: Seen this years ago, thought it was good, but in my memory it's more of a drama than a comedy, so I didn't vote for it.

93. Lost in America: Never heard of this one.

92. There's Something About Mary: the Farrells were sooo good for a few years (before they lost it), what elevates this one and Dumb & Dumber higher than most other "lol at freaks" shock comedies is the warmness and sympathy they show for their freaks. I seriously don't understand why anyone would hate this movie, unless they hate vulgar comedies in general. #21 in my ballot.

89. Trouble in Paradise: Never seen it.

89. Pink Flamingos: Never seen it.

89. Serious Man: I don't really care about the Coens these days (all their movies are technically great, but only a couple of the early ones have made me feel that they are more than shallow genre excercises), so I haven't seen anything after The Man Who Wasn't There.

88. Delicatessen: This is probably the movie for people who hate "French pretentiousness" to hate, but Jeunet & Caro pull off that pretentiousness with such cinematic inventiveness and delight that it's awesome. #19 in my ballot.

87. Night at the Opera: Never seen it.

86. Shot in the Dark: Whoever said they have a hard time remembering which Clouseau gags were in which movie is OTM, but as far as I can recall this one had the funniest of them, so I voted for it. #17 in my ballot.

85. Muppet Movie: I'm a bit too young to really remember when the Muppets were a thing, so I'm mostly ignorant of them.

84. Josie & the Pussycats: Didn't know they made a movie based on the cartoon, nor did I know it was so controversial.

83. Princess Bride: Like others, I think the awesomeness of this movie was more due to other factors than comedy (though it does have a few really funny moments), so I didn't vote for it.

82. Tootsie: Good movie, but again not "comedic" enough to make it to my top 50.

81. Trading Places: I never really got why people love this movie so much. It's not bad, bu the premise has been done much better by others (like Mel Brooks in Life Stinks).

79. Vacation: Again, too young to have fond memories of this, saw it as an adult an didn't think it was super good.

79. Being There: never seen it.

76. To Be or Not To Be: Sadly, I've only seen the Mel Brooks version (which I thought was pretty good).

76. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie: Never seen it.

76. Blues Brothers: Entertaining movie, but in my mind this is more of a musical than comedy.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 07:40 (thirteen years ago)

Delicatessen: This is probably the movie for people who hate "French pretentiousness" to hate

yeah, no

thanks for the commentary on the three movies you've seen tho

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)

No prob! And thanks to you for your incisive rebuttal of my Delicatessen comment.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:21 (thirteen years ago)

anytime, T. fwiw, i'd say that the popular conception of "french pretentiousness" is best exemplified by catherine breillat in the here and now, tho jean-luc godard gets the lifetime achievement award.

p.s. i'm feeling pissy tonight cuz the dumb pitchfork thread. all apologies and nothing personal.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:26 (thirteen years ago)

agree with tuomas for the movies we've both seen, tho blues bros is most certainly a comedy

You should catch SITR!

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:30 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe "French pretentiousness" was the wrong term though, what I mean was more like "Gallic whimsy", or something like that. You know, the stuff that makes people irrationally hate Cirque du Soleil. Delicatessen is a like movie version of that.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:31 (thirteen years ago)

(x-post)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:31 (thirteen years ago)

agree with tuomas for the movies we've both seen, tho blues bros is most certainly a comedy

Yeah, I know it is, but like in the action movie poll I mostly rated stuff based on "pure comedy" content they had (in my opinion), and Blues Brothers simply didn't have a high enough laugh quotient to make it to my top 50. What I remember about it are the musical numbers, not the gags.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Blues Brothers" is overlong and too damn big and the filmmaking is of coked-up ambition and even at 12 I didn't like it nearly as much as I thought I was supposed to. That it's ALMOST a good movie is some kind of miracle. Could still recite big chunks of it from memory. First big fight with childhood best friend: the third time we watched it on his family's Betamax, I wanted to fast-forward over the car chase scenes, and he wanted to fast-forward over the non-BB musical numbers.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:43 (thirteen years ago)

neither of you otm, ff over belushi

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:02 (thirteen years ago)

blues brothers is wall to wall laffs, don't know what you all are on.

The Cheez Whiz: Did you get my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western!

Jake: That Night Train's a mean wine.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Jake: Oh yeah? Well me and the Lord, we have an understanding.

Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

shit's got lines for days

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:25 (thirteen years ago)

It would be wall-to-wall laughs in an 80-minute movie. At 133, there's a lot of damn distance between the walls.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)

I thought the car chases/crashes were funny as well.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, mall chase is all time lols

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

could probably stand to lose half an hour though, it's true

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)

and twenty odd stone of belushi

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:36 (thirteen years ago)

too soon

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

god the Blues Brothers is unfunny

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

does provide much-needed dancing opportunities for rugby players at wedding receptions tho tbf

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

i do not trust a noodle to tell me what's funny

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

It's be a tighter comedy if it lost the songs, though it wouldn't be The Blues Brothers.

I don't know how to consider the car crashes funny - entertaining though for sure.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Five of mine so far, Team America, There's Something About Mary, A Night at The Opera, Josie and the Pussycats and Trading Places (my #1). Had thought that TSAM and TP would be top 40 at the very least so am intrigued to see what will make it.

I guess I should get around to watching Swingers and the Princess Bride.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:52 (thirteen years ago)

xp - funny because of the crashing iirc

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:53 (thirteen years ago)

"I've always loved you"

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:00 (thirteen years ago)

scott why is chayevsky an idiot?

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 1

You know that guy in Annie Hall who spits his opinions in your ear?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

Chayefsky was a fucking reactionary dick and it shows quite amply in Network. Still a very entertaining piece.

There is a school of Miller haters, and I respect 'em (since I, for example, have never found any poetry in Bruce Springsteen's bilge).

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, can I humbly request you write a script?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

not in my arsenal. (That also sounds like... Chayefsky.)

What Paddy resented most about '70s TV is that they weren't airing Paddy Chayefsky teleplays. The '50s, THAT was the Golden Age.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

My votes so far (in order of my placement)

Tootsie -- my #7, thought this was consensus all-time stuff and am surprised to see it place so low. Classic in every way. Sort of the highbrow "Malibu's Most Wanted."

There's Something About Mary -- one of two movies I've seen in the theater that had people, including me, dying in the aisles -- uncontrollable mass laughter is not the ONLY thing comedy is about but it's ONE of the things, so this counts for something. Tuomas OTM about surprising warmth of this movie.

Pink Flamingos

Trading Places -- head and shoulders above other 80s comedies of its general type for having authentic political content.

The Muppet Movie

Swingers -- gave it a low vote because I really liked this when it came out and, shameful as it is to admit now, did take from it some ideas about being a young man in a group of young men that were useful to me at the time. Probably wouldn't care for it now. The Sega hockey stuff is extremely true to life in my experience

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Every god-damned executive fired from a network in the last twenty years has written this dumb book about the great early years of television. And nobody wants a dumb, damn, god-damn book about the great years of television.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

is this the thread where everyone is ilxor?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

that doesn't erase his sentimental view of the era. xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)

So far I have voted for the following.

Team America - I haven't seen it since I watched it a bunch right when it came out and maybe I'd feel differently now but it was hilarious at the time. All time for the scene where they release the jaguars and it's two reg cats and also this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0

There's Something About Mary: Same reasons as Eephus. It's the first movie where I remember literally hurting from laughing so much in the theater. Another I haven't seen in ages.

Trading Places: Classic.

Vacation

Blues Brothers: I don't even know what to say to all you weirdo haters out there. VG has p much done that for me.

There are several others that have placed that I love but didn't vote for. I put my ballot together pretty quickly the day before they were due and think I was mostly thinking of what made me laugh the most and not necessarily best movies. idk. It's certainly interesting to see how people chose their movies. ps - Taxi Driver, while awesome, is definitely not a comedy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

The Aids Song is all time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently never submitted my ballot, but:

100. Singin' in the Rain. Not on my list. Not really 'comedy' but glad it's got a place / morbz
99. Swingers: Nope
97. Network: Not on my list. Give me Broadcast News (#12) any day
97. Army of Darkness: #31. Love the slapstick.
94. Team America. Nope
94. Sullivan's Travels #15
94. Manhattan: Nope.
93. Lost in America: Nope.
92. There's Something About Mary: Nope.
89. Trouble in Paradise: Nope.
89. Pink Flamingos: Love Waters, but ::shrug::
89. Serious Man: Favorite Coen (besides Fargo) #20
88. Delicatessen: Nope
87. Night at the Opera: #8
86. Shot in the Dark: Nope
85. Muppet Movie: #34
84. Josie & the Pussycats: Huh?
83. Princess Bride: Don't like this.
82. Tootsie: #12
81. Trading Places: Nope.
79. Vacation: Nope.
79. Being There: Don't love Ashby.
76. To Be or Not To Be: Love this movie! #13
76. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie: Nope
76. Blues Brothers: Loved it as a teenager (bought a Hohner, wore an Elwood shirt, got some Ray Ban Wayfarers) but goddamn it hasn't aged well.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh sorry i was just a little drunk and cranky last night. i haven't gotten much sleep in the last week. i'm still way behind. i'm allowed a cranky moment or two on ilx, aren't i? and god that damned cat kept me up all night last night too. scratching around like a lunatic.

but anyway i just never thought maudlin self-pity + indignation was a good look for artists. which is why i like sullivan's travels and barton fink.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

since I didn't submit my ballot, would anybody object to my posting it now? or should I wait until done is done?

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

eric did you really just pull a "hey critic, why don't YOU try making a movie?"

on this board? really?

</sethandamy>

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

I had another look at my ballot and there were a couple on it I was like "Uh? I don't even LIKE the film that much"

Should it chart, I will confess shamefacedly...

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

I did the same thing?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

Then again, no-one else is gonna vote "A fish called Wanda" right?

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

You never should be ashamed of your taste, I will stand by my votes for Legally Blonde and Dude, Where's My Car? 'til infinity

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

mark g is saying he's ashamed about not voting totally true to his taste

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

Well okay, that I don't get.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol I assumed A Fish Called Wanda would place well! I voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Did anyone see the "sequel" to AFCW? That was one of unfunniest comedies I've ever seen, alongside Johnny English and Bio-Dome.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

Should I see Legally Blonde? I never have.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

15 MOVIES FOR SURE TODAY

would like to post 25, but we'll see. v busy at work.

polyphonic emailed the next 10 stills last night, so we're for real now.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

I saw "Sex lives of the Potato Men" recently, that was funny in an OMG they actually made this film? way.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

Adrian Chiles hosted an orgy in Notting Hill, or somewhere like there.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

Should I see Legally Blonde? I never have.

You should, it's a funny chick flick with a suprisingly empowering/feminist message.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

funny chick flick

. . .

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Kidding. OK, I will check it out. :)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

here's my (uncounted) ballot, which I forgot to submit:

Top 10

The Philadelphia Story

Tillsammans / Together

A Midsummer’s Night Dream (1935)

Adam’s Rib

Best in Show

Bringing Up Baby

Ghostbusters

Night at the Opera

Fargo


11-20

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Brazil

Tootsie

To Be or Not To Be

Broadcast News

Sullivan’s Travels

Loves of a Blonde

Morgan: A Suitable Case

It Happened One Night (alt. Sabrina)

Serial Mom



21 - 30

I Know Where I’m Going!
Uncle Buck

After Hours

MASH (… or Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?)

Serious Man

Masculin Féminin

Down By Law

Billy Madison

Repo Man

Wayne’s World

Fletch



31-40

Army of Darkness

Step Brothers

Arsenic & Old Lace

The Muppet Movie

Modern Times

The Awful Truth
Trouble With Harry (alt. 
Little Shop of Horrors)

Being There

Dazed and Confused

Rushmore



41-50
Deconstructing Harry

Being John Malkovich

Annie Hall

Lady Eve

The Incredible Shrinking Woman

Brewster McCloud (alt. Long Goodbye
)
Shop Around the Corner

Bad Santa

10 Things I Hate About You


aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

Sentimental favorites make up a ... lot ... of this list. I haven't seen half of these movies in a decade.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

I will also be quite likely to find myself arguing against my ballot at some point. It's basically a hand-picked top 6 followed by "This is all-time great" "This is great" "This is fantastic", with the placing of all the films within each category literally determined by random.org.

When I cut the list of nominations down to "This is fantastic or above", I was a little shocked to find out that it was exactly 50. I'd been looking forward to making some fight for promotion/relegation!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/e5NsK.jpg

#75

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY

Joel Coen
1994
United States
(304 pts, 12 votes)

The biggest problem with the Coens is, that while they're obviously technically skilled and can write great dialogue, they often appear as these too-clever-for-their-own-sake fanboys who want to make their own ironic pastiches of every old Hollywood genre they love, yet the movies often end up as hollow postmodern genre excercises, lacking a heart. Their technique is usually too obvious, too self-referent to make me really love the movie or sympathize with the characters. Hudsucker Proxy is the most obvious example of this: while brilliant on the surface, it totally lacks the humanity that made the capraesque fairy tales it imitates so touching. So I guess my favourite movie of theirs is Lebowski, because that one is least pastichey and has the biggest soul of its own (even though its best joke was lifted from Mel Brooks's Life Stinks).
― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 1:59 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hudsucker Proxy's great! I love fast-talkin' Jennifer Jason Leigh in that.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, November 6, 2003 8:44 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know. This movie is so awesome. I was just at the part where they try to sell the Hula Hoops, and the price gets lower and lower, and finally the toy store guy throws them out in the alley and one of them rolls and rolls down the street until it comes to this little fat kid, who starts playing with it, and there's this crowd of kids just let out of school running down the street, and they run up to the fat kid, see him playing, and everyone stops and just stares. It was so funny.
― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, November 6, 2003 9:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where he keeps showing his drawing (a circle) and saying "You know - for kids!" is particularly good, I think.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, November 6, 2003 1:38 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, Hudsucker is FULL OF JOY AT THE FILMMAKING PROCESS, WHAT FUN TO RECREATE WHAT I THINK IS THIRTIES SCREWBALL, ONLY ONE-NOTE AND SOUR.

(I can do ironic banalities in capital letters to)
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 9:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alfred, you really need to look up what "one-note" means, & not just use it as short-hand for "I think this sucks."
― David R., Wednesday, April 4, 2007 9:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Paul Newman is very funny in The Hudsucker Proxy.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 1:52 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the coen brothers: yay or nay

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

the only coen bros on my ballot, glad to see it place

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

Woo! Voted for it, didn't think it hada chance of placing.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

I had one c bros on mine. Not HP but it is great and am happy to see it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred, I don't exactly get your hatred of this movie. I think we tussled over it somewhere, but why do you think it's sour? The humor is a little dry, and the universe heightened artificiality, but I like it in the way I think people like David Lynch.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks again to polyphonic for the stills! (Will enjoy seeing the latest when I zing them or get home tonight.)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

I stand by what I said in 2007: Hudsucker Proxy would be great if the Coens had done it straight, but the constant wink-wink ironic pastiche tone makes it cold and unrelatable.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

ehhhhh imo they were doing a very playful pastiche of something that was very playful to begin with, it works for me

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred, I don't exactly get your hatred of this movie. I think we tussled over it somewhere, but why do you think it's sour? The humor is a little dry, and the universe heightened artificiality, but I like it in the way I think people like David Lynch.

I don't know if I'd keep that opinion now. I can think of a few other Coen Bros movies better qualified.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

I still think tht HP was meant to be/coud ave been the coens big mainstream crossover but then Ace Ventura went ahead and came out a month or two before it and fucked up movie comedy forever.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

Didnt vote for it, happy to see it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe I still haven't seen Hudsucker. >:(

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

me either

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

The biggest problem I had with HP was that I couldn't feel for any of the characters, they weren't hearfelt at all, they were just cogs in this grandiose mechanical recreation of how the Coens think a certain historic genre works. Even if the original Hollywood movies HP imitates were playful, they weren't like that.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

"recreation" = "reconstruction"

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

to me, hudsucker doesn't play as wink-winky as much as minstrelcy of screwball. I'd never hold it up as the bros. greatest movie, but at least they were trying something.

I don't know if I'd keep that opinion now. I can think of a few other Coen Bros movies better qualified.

true. i hate hate hated intolerable, ladykillers, burn after reading, exactly because I thought they were sour; felt like they'd been directed from a critical remove. (see also: much of latter-day soderbergh)

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

I do agree wholeheartedly that Paul Newman is a hoot in this thing.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

The Hudsucker Proxy is fine, but I think it might be the slightest of the Coens earlier films. Lots of good gags, though. And I think the heightened reality is fine, as well.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I still think tht HP was meant to be/coud ave been the coens big mainstream crossover

At the time a friend who reviewed film for the college paper invited me to the packed screening; everyone loved it. It certainly felt like the Coens were going for mainstream moolah.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

that was the one that was really considered a flop in terms of return on investment, wasn't it?

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

I always think of this, along with Man Who Wasn't There, as the Coen brothers movie critics don't like! Considered voting for it as I like it more than most people do, but in the end it's at best my fifth or sixth favorite of their movies and it didn't make my cut -- was voting on "best," not "underappreciated."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

I remember reading that fact at the time.

xpost

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

obviously Lebowski is still to come, probably Raising Arizona too? i don't think of Fargo and Barton Fink as full on comedic enough and O Brother is very funny while not really worth a vote, but after A Serious Movie placed all bets are off.

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

Fargo is hilarious, but that might be only because I'm a little immature and dont like thinking of it as drama.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NVLnn.jpg

#74

MASH

Robert Altman
1970
United States
(308 pts, 11 votes)

I was a little freaked out by MASH when I saw it recently... It's not such a good movie.
― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, April 29, 2003 4:23 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dr. M: You're right; the last part of MASH is much weaker. Still, I think it was the best example of Altman's chaotic, "everybody talking at once" style. And that style was perfect for a film about a chaotic, morally confused war.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, November 26, 2009 5:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. And it is really funny too.
― Jibe, Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:04 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know MASH is really amazing as it's all over the place, no more than Porky's-with-bullets in a few parts, sexist and cruel and all the rest of it and the characters don't make any damn sense (how comes hotlips is suddenly smiling and playing poker at the end with a bunch of people she hated for the last 2 hours?) and yet it's a bloody *brilliant *film despite the flaws.
i can never work it out. is it maybe just that it's dated so badly or is it just .. a mess. in a good way?

The Long Goodbye for me. Makes me want to live in L.A.
― piscesx, Friday, November 27, 2009 8:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

POO: Altman films

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

a very playful pastiche of something that was very playful to begin with

hence generally pointless like almost all their '90s films.

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxp god yeah the sequel to ..Wanda is dire, just tragically shit. saw it at a cinema too the week of release.

piscesx, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

if there's any poll where "pointless" is not necessarily a criteria for disqualifying a movie from your ballot it's this one

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

^quintessential "comedy is just fun garbage" attitude

AP, is posting ppl responding to me but not my 2c your shtick for the poll?

btw MASH is 1970, the sitcom was '72

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

Paul Newman is very funny in The Hudsucker Proxy.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 1:52 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

learn to read

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

Never change (your display name), Morbius.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Comedy isn't fun garbage, but of it's very funny it's somewhat self-justifying.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

It's so weird--MASH almost stands apart from all the Altman films I really love, like it was made by a different guy. And yet clearly it's very much of a piece with everything else.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

let me just say what everyone knows in their hearts: MASH sucks

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

i love comedy and don't consider it garbage or just fun, but your Michael O'Donoghue fetish for edgy meaningful comedy is a slippery slope into humorless pomposity

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

'o brother' will place, must place. Hudsucker is a great movie, 'critical remove' can do one.

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, I'm referring to "Dr. M: You're right; the last part of MASH is much weaker" w/ no referent. also stfu

also, fuck this poll some more and esp SD, bye.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

ta!

the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

and off he goes

sadly he will be back by tomorrow

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

the only time i tried to watch MASH i was eating hamburgers during the one of the surgery scenes and i started to feel really nauseous and i had to turn it off so i've never really seen it, great story

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, so M*E*H placed. I keed, sorta. It's okay, but I don't think it's a great comedy, and it's probably my least favorite Altman that I'd still consider good. I do think Sutherland and Gould are a great team, though.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot was Coen Bros-free.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

I...(sniff)...I can't believe Morbs is gone forever. Like, I literally can't believe it.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

i love comedy and don't consider it garbage or just fun, but your Michael O'Donoghue fetish for edgy meaningful comedy is a slippery slope into humorless pomposity

― the outlaw josie mccoy (some dude), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:19 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ truth bomb

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

I like Morbs on this thread, I just wish he'd stick around to back up his assertions rather than lobbing pomegranates and ducking out as soon as anybody responds.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

also, he'll be back ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

don't feed the Morbz!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

I don't want Morbs to leave for good. And I don't believe for a minute that he has.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

and off he goes

sadly he will be back by tomorrow after lunchtime

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

a suggestion: let's talk about the movies and not about Morbz (unless Morbz comes back and comments on the movies)? i don't believe in feeding a petulant ego.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

as for MASH: i prefer the TV show. movie's OK.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

i think most of the movies we voted for qualify as feeding a petulant ego or two

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit remy we have the same #1

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

paddy chayefsky was an idiot. you don't need to see network. unless you are a big faye dunaway fan. which is a good thing to be. paddy almost as useless as arthur miller as far as maudlin dumbos go.

― scott seward, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

scott why is chayevsky an idiot?

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:36 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

scott already answered but I get why ppl would get irritated w/ chayefsky. to be a satirist you sorta have to be a misanthrope first, but it's problematic when the satirist is exempt from his own disdain, even more problematic when he becomes the main sympathetic character in his satire. holden's character is the one sane guy in a world gone mad, glumly suffering a parade of fools. his "shrieking nothingness" speech is some self-serious pompous stuff, and when you find out holden is a chayefsky stand-in, you can start to feel like the guy is just a dick. kael hated a clockwork orange for similar reasons - it's a rigged game where everybody's a mouthbreathing idiot except alex - except in ACO you at least have the remove of an untrustworthy narrator. holden does get called on the carpet by his wife, but his failings are small and forgiveable, whereas everybody else is soulless or a nutjob or both. the film would've been a lot stronger without that entire arc.

that said, network did end up on my ballot, pretty low at first, but it ended up middle of the pack, maybe because it's successes are so bound up with its failings? network isn't much like any other film, and it's very good at being that film. it almost has the absurd feel of dystopian sci-fi, like brave new world. I guess for chayefsky the 70s were sci-fi. the guy was mr kitchen sink realism in the 50s but his last films were network and altered states. then he died.

plus lumet was never better than that run of dog day afternoon -> network -> equus, and the cast sells network big time.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

also i love hudsucker proxy but i don't really care about "characters" i just like things that are funny

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

Because it's awesome? Every line is stupendous? Perfectly yarr.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mzR92.jpg

#73

MEAN GIRLS

Mark Waters
2004
United States
(314 pts, 16 votes)

fairly cute overall, but it's nowhere near the teencom gem i wanted it to be.
― lauren (laurenp), Friday, May 28, 2004 10:51 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is good, it just loses focus in the middle somewhere.
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:14 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree, plus the whole 'plot' thing bogs it down (seriously) but i suppose it would be expecting too much for a series of hilarious vignettes involving the team of the curiously named Janis Ian and that gay guy - they ruled
but yeah it was totally funny
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:17 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I wanted more of those two, too!
It did seem weird that her name was Janis Ian. I mean, that had to be intentional, right? But to what end?
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:20 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really though, I just wish people could make a non 'screwball' teen commedy, that wasn't entirely obsessed with class. Being that this film walked on such heavily trodden ground (at times i thiought I was watching heathers) I felt it brought absolutely nothing new to the genre. Lohan is cute, but she looked lost, never truly meshing with her character. The only performance i rated was that girl from party of five, who's innate annoyingness was aptly applied in her role.
Talking of moody teen TV, how blatantly were Lohan's 2 oddball friends Reyanne and Ricky from my so called life?
― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, November 24, 2004 4:47 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're so mean
― ken c (ken c), Friday, May 28, 2004 10:47 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why oh why is there no thread about 'Mean Girls'?

so I just saw mean girls

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

i missed some of the hudsucker discussion - it was high up on my list - has anyone mentioned the amazing, gorgeous, talented jennifer jason leigh?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

also just realized that i wish i had voted for eXistenZ

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

M*A*S*H was 32 on my ballot, love it, think it's great, but it's nowhere near top 10 material. Roger Bowen the unsung hero of that movie.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Because it's awesome? Every line is stupendous? Perfectly yarr.

it's the best, but i'm feeling like it's not going to place and if you had submitted your ballot, it would've been a lock!

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

re mean girls, i really enjoyed it the first 2 or 3 times i saw it (and it still has a nice chunk of memorable lines) but they play it on tv every week (or used to at least) and i'm way burnt out on both the film and lohan

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Looking at what's on the bottom of my list, I probably should have voted for "Mean Girls," even though I remember not a single thing about it except that I liked it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

oops. thought I pasted more of the positive comments (that weren't about lindsay lohan's breasts).

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, now I did think Mean Girls would be total ILX-bait.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

I like Mean Girls a lot but it didn't occur to me to vote for it as a GOAT com. But, like Eephus, there are movies I did vote for that I probably like less than MG.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

Never seen mean girls, sort of resisting it, definitely lied abt watching it

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

I trust the hivemind to rate all the movies I forgot, and also to defy me by ranking the most boneheaded non-comedy choices in the top ten.

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

The whole saved/mean girls/easy a matrix turns me off a bit

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Never saw mean girls. Big Tina Fey fan tho.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Do those movies have anything in common other than being teen comedies with female leads from the last decade or so?

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

Mean Girls was the top 00s movie on my ballot, so great

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

they're all about 'fitting in' and ostracization but yeah that's probably every teen girl movie

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

i missed some of the hudsucker discussion - it was high up on my list - has anyone mentioned the amazing, gorgeous, talented jennifer jason leigh?

― Mordy, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:34 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes she is so funny and so adorable in that

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

Honestly, I'd take a female-fronted youth comedy over a male-fronted one, even with the annoying image spinning that studios do to make them less risky -- I think male-oriented ones can get away with horrible hijinks whereas there's a double standard so the female-oriented files can not -- due to the fact they seem to acknowledge that human behavior is a little more interesting.

I'm sure "American Reunion" will be great, though, right

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

Glossy high school social comedies of manners all look the same to me. Not a big fan of the American Pie movies either.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Superbad wasnt my fave for the same reason, I just enjoyed the crassness.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

remy still looking for the Whit Stillman of high school drawing room comedy.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

hopefully, Heathers and Election will also be in the Top 100 if Mean Girls already made it.

a fine film that just didn't make my poll ... pobrecito.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

I understand what you mean about "manners" but really I feel like this is just a glossing-over of the fact that the male-oriented comedies are incredibly reductive and, for the most part, just show guys buddying around and the conflict is always how they have to do some sort of ~task~ or ~get the girl~ whereas the "manners" ones actually involve people trying to make things work.

Superbad was crass and mostly the male quest formula, but had some purposefully redeeming bits, I guess.

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Election is different in that it's from the adult viewpoint, although the narrator is obviously unreliable.

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

x-post It was also hilarious.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

remy still looking for the Whit Stillman of high school drawing room comedy.

Haha. I think I'm afraid of having adolescent flashbacks, mostly.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

remy still looking for the Whit Stillman of high school drawing room comedy.

Gilmore Girls, prolly. Chris Eigeman was even on it!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Smith's films are also comedies of manners. that genre isn't just the refined sensibilities of whit stilman, jean renoir, ingmar bergman or any Brit director whose ever lived.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

Chris Eigeman was on the Gillmore Girls!? I love him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

I admit I loved the hell out of Superbad at the time, still like it.

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Smith's films are also comedies of manners.

I feel this to be especially true of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, for reasons I find hard to articulate.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe because pornography is such an inherently mannered activity.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

I don't hate the movies, or think they're unsophisticated or dumb, necessarily. I just never seek them out - male or female centered - because their universe is a little appealing to me.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

AP, is posting ppl responding to me but not my 2c your shtick for the poll?

Ha! No, I'm just searching comments and pulling relevent posts (on the fly) that approach the subjects from a variety of different angles. Note that there are a number of quotes that reference other posters, or that point to earlier posts in the original conversations, that are not represented in my samples.

You are being quoted or are referred to in quotes because you post a lot on movie threads. ALS is in there multiple times for the same reason.

As the dude running this poll, I have every intention of being nice and not harassing anyone.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

relevant mash quote

real talk, mash is boring and dumb and crappy

― farting irl (cankles), Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

remy, appealing or appalling? lol

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

Ha! unappealing.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

Mean Girls...better than Easy A or, ugh, Saved, but still a little too soft for my tastes. Heathers and Election (and Rushmore, for that matter), *better* place now, and I have a feeling they all will.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Election is different in that it's from the adult viewpoint, although the narrator is obviously unreliable.

― mh, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:51 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

technically election has four viewpoints - matthew broderick, reese witherspoon, chris klein, and chris klein's sister all narrate at various points

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

True. Chris Klein's is the most consistently hilarious one, right?

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

Biased, but I think Election will place reasonably high.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

Never saw Mean Girls, it's meant to be good but I dunno, I'm not sure it'd be my thing. Does it have the same sort of vibe as Heathers? (Which I completely forgot to vote for, definitely should have done.)

emil.y, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart, I still can't believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes, she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person because she's so smart and sensitive and I love her so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

That spring was perfect. My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice. And every afternoon after school. Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a swim.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BgT81.jpg

#72

TOP SECRET

Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
1984
United States
(315 pts, 9 votes, 1 first place)

I think Top Secret's strongest point is that it doesn't parody any particular movie rather than genre conventions, and does so in a highly innovative way. Whereas films like Epic Movie take whole scenes from other movies movies, add some poop or boobs into them, and think this automatically equals funniness.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe these movies are only possible at the moment when an older style of moviemaking is becoming obsolete but isn't quite, yet -- the old devices and conventions still have a power to lull you into them so that when the inevitable overturning occurs it actually contains a thrill

all the war-movie tropes and western tropes were still sort of alive and part of the idiom available to movie-watchers then, not so much now

which is what makes it all the more amazing that this movie still holds up! possibly people under the age of 25 would not think so though
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:24 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And yeah, this film probably has better visual gags than any other I can think of.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 6:41 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And yeah, this film probably has better visual gags than any other I can think of.

Do you think of comedies made before 1950 much, Tuomas? Especially silent shorts?

I remember being amused by TS! when it came out, but Airplane! and the Police Squad TV series are more consistently LOL. As for Val, yeah he's a fine funnyhunk in this and Real Genius, but he gave excellent serious performances in Tombstone, Thunderheart, and is the best thing in duds like The Doors and Top Gun.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And yeah, this film probably has better visual gags than any other I can think of.

Do you think of comedies made before 1950 much, Tuomas? Especially silent shorts?

Yeah, I was actually gonna add "...ever since the silent era".
― Tuomas, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:59 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This movie is so awesome.

"I'm sorry, I don't know German."
"I know a little German. He's sitting over there."

― HI DERE, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Nick, I've tried everything.
The Embassy, the German Government, the consulate.
I even talked to the UN Ambassador. It's no use.
I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
That's a shame, Martin.
Have you tried one of these?(huge dildo machine)
Thanks. I'll give it a whirl"
― Zeno, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 7:39 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is the bookstore scene the best 1 min and 36 seconds on film or what?
― Roz, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 7:43 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked for a thread on this a few weeks ago! So great. I love how a lot of the gags are sort of reveals on old-school filmmaking techniques.

One of my favourite comedies ever! I don't know about other countries, but this film has made the German sentence "Ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen" really popular in Finland. My German friends told me that a lot of Finns have said it to them, because it's basically the only German sentence they know. This is especially funny if the German person you're talking to doesn't know where it comes from.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 6:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

top secret starring val kilmer

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

I'm dying here
x-p

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

"My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub."

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Though I suppose we should save these for when Election places in the top ten.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Still pissed at self for forgetting about Election. Still gonna blame the people who shit up the nominations thread and made it too long to read.

Emily - Mean girls isn't as dark as Heathers iirc. It's been ages since I've seen Heathers though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

I saw Election in a mostly empty theater in NYC. There were just a handful of people in there including Frank Whaley which was strange.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

God, I love this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjHpwoNgpA

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

that thread makes me want to revisit top seret. Haven't seen it since I was a kid.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

I should've voted for Top Secret! I thought about it, but hadn't seen it in a long time. But now I'm laughing at my desk thinking about the bookstore scene and the Anal Intruder.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Did you ask Frank Whaley for a drink from his tasty beverage?

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

Still pissed at self for forgetting about Election. Still gonna blame the people who shit up the nominations thread and made it too long to read.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 11:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know right!

i like Top Secret but it felt redundant to vote for when i already had Real Genius and multiple Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker flicks

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

i've never seen top secret, either ... my parents wouldn't let me see abrahams/zucker films when i was a kid after they watched airplane!, and it just sort of fell through the cracks thereafter.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol No, Clemenza. No I did not.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Did you ask Frank Whaley for a drink from his tasty beverage?

dunno why, but this sounds like it could be dialogue from napoleon dynamite

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of which ... i may storm off in a Morbz-hissy/huff if that abominable piece of shit makes the Top 100

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

SKEET SURFIN'

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

seriously (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

What are you drinking?

GAH-SO-LEEN

(BOOMING LAUGH)

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

ZAZ are particularly good at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYdlcsILh20

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://tastybeverage.ytmnd.com/

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

the whole Blue Lagoon parody

the entire cow costume sequence and the way dude was walking afterward

I love Top Secret!

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wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot this wonderful movie existed

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

my parents wouldn't let me see abrahams/zucker films when i was a kid after they watched airplane!

maybe i'm remembering wrong here - but what was so offensive/inappropriate about Airplane?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

blowjob blowup doll?

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

It was "fresh"

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

x-post That's the only thing I can think of.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol, fresh!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

there was sex stuff, no? maybe they didn't want young eisbaer speaking jive.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

maybe i'm remembering wrong here - but what was so offensive/inappropriate about Airplane?!

haha are you kidding

"Excuse me, I speak Jive..."
"Get ahold of yourself!"
"Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"

etc etc etc, there are about a million reasons why a parent might decide that movie was too much for a child

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

That is such a great word. My mom used to call me "fresh" all the time. I never hear anyone say it anymore. I'm gonna start using it now. I sort of love it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah fresh is classic

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

I think I just barely knew that Top Secret! existed.

Don't fret about Napoleon Dynamite, Eisbaer. I feel like you might have plenty to fume about soon!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

i loved that movie so much when i was a kid. one of the great movie theatre experiences of my life. loudest laughter i've ever heard to this day.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

uh airplane i'm talking about.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I like "fresh mouth" as in "knock it off with the fresh mouth"

I only had kids so I could say things like this

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

i can't really remember, either -- i think it was because there were bare titties, general bad language and Peter Graves as a gay pedophile pilot. top secret! also came out just when my parents had turned super-religious and strict.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

ah. that last bit explains it.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

not enough praying.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

"fresh" and "not okay"were the bane of my childhood

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

The panic scene in Airplane involves a topless lady running towards the screen, if I remember correctly. And I do.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

airplane seemed so modern at the time! i guess like a farrelly brothers movie to someone younger. or early mel brooks to someone a little older than me. silent movie was the first mel i saw at the movies.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

M*A*S*H is great, H4A you can eat my boring stupid ass :)

Hudsucker Proxy wasn't on my voting list, and I say this every time I talk about this movie but the Coens created an almost perfect 'human cartoon'. Every single actor, along with the set design, falls perfectly into those fantastic Looney Tunes caricatures of modern life, from the pointy-nose secretary with pince-nez glasses to the fast-talking reporter to the big-shouldered boss in the cavernous office...I laughed out loud at the LOOK of this movie the first time I saw it. It's brilliant.

Top Secret is soooooooo great!!! Little German joke always makes me LOL

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

on the plus-side, on account of my parents getting religious they also stopped me from playing dungeons and dragons (b/c it was "Satanic") -- do the right thing for the wrong reasons LOL

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Who all has seen Zero Hour!, the movie upon which Airplane! is based?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Who all has seen Zero Hour for any reason other than it being the movie upon which Airplane! is based?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

I always thought Airplane was based on Airport

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

Well, yeah, but I mean who has actually taken the time?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

I thought Airplane was based on Aiport 75

never seen Zero Hour, though maybe I will now that I know about Airplane tieins

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

Airport 75 for the record is beyond hilarious for uninintentional humor and terrible heston seriousness

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

I watched Zero Hour to review it and it was pretty funny on its own.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

Both Zero Hour! and Airport written by Alex Haley. (Dude knew his comfort zone.) But Airplane! is nearly a scene-for-scene remake of Zero Hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q__vuyH1JEI

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

god, there were boobs in Airplane too!? my adolescence of watching these movies as filler on weekend TV 'matinee' blocks feels so incomplete now.

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

Interesting

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

I need to see this Zero Hour, obviously

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

2 minutes into that clip and YES I NEED TO SEE ZERO HOUR

thank you Phil!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

scott already answered but I get why ppl would get irritated w/ chayefsky. to be a satirist you sorta have to be a misanthrope first, but it's problematic when the satirist is exempt from his own disdain, even more problematic when he becomes the main sympathetic character in his satire. holden's character is the one sane guy in a world gone mad, glumly suffering a parade of fools. his "shrieking nothingness" speech is some self-serious pompous stuff, and when you find out holden is a chayefsky stand-in, you can start to feel like the guy is just a dick. kael hated a clockwork orange for similar reasons - it's a rigged game where everybody's a mouthbreathing idiot except alex - except in ACO you at least have the remove of an untrustworthy narrator. holden does get called on the carpet by his wife, but his failings are small and forgiveable, whereas everybody else is soulless or a nutjob or both. the film would've been a lot stronger without that entire arc.

that said, network did end up on my ballot, pretty low at first, but it ended up middle of the pack, maybe because it's successes are so bound up with its failings? network isn't much like any other film, and it's very good at being that film. it almost has the absurd feel of dystopian sci-fi, like brave new world. I guess for chayefsky the 70s were sci-fi. the guy was mr kitchen sink realism in the 50s but his last films were network and altered states. then he died.

plus lumet was never better than that run of dog day afternoon -> network -> equus, and the cast sells network big time.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:32 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think that's a pretty fair overview of it. i do think its successes far outweigh its failures (the poorly conceived dunaway and holden characters), it's tremendous entertainment and not very like any other movie i've seen.

i dont know why it all works for me. when i think about the movie i feel like i should be rolling my eyes at what a reactionary blowhard chayefsky is - maybe lumet is what made it all work

i mean i first saw it when i was 13 and for the next few years i couldn't be convinced that it was anything less than the most amazing movie on the planet. i havent seen it since then, but it hasn't degraded in my memory like a lot of other stuff i was into - i feel like a movie where robert duvall says 'god damn' 12 times a second and bellows about needing a 'BIG TITTIED HIT' while making the universal huge breasts pantomime in front of his chest, and which contains that great ned beatty scene, will always be a movie that i think of fondly. that stuff is so good that the lame parts just smoothly recede into the background instead of spoiling it

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

ok I looked it up and there are four different Airports: Airport, Airport 1975, Airport 77, and The Concorde...Airport '79*

*Airport 79 has a cast that includes Sylvia Kristel (the og Emmanuelle), Charo, and Bibi Anderssen (!)

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol you are definitely making me feel more understanding about Network making the list (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Love this trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuhKNphRTHg

A train-wreck set in the sky.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

That Zero Hour/Airplane youtube is amazing!

Number None, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Fun fact, I saw every single Airport movie except the OG at the theater as a child. My mom and dad loved those things.

I kinda wish they had gotten Sterling Hayden to reprise his Zero Hour role in Airplane, but Robert Stack was a good substitute.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

FYI I'll post a couple more over lunch and a few more in the afternoon. hi ho hi ho

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

In fairness, if there is any film that we can safely leave until it turns up in the poll...

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

I am pre-emptively laughing at every Zero Hour scene, I was almost in tears at the very first 'have you ever seen a cockpit'

Fun fact: I had never seen Airplane! til about 2 years ago. And now it's one of my favorite comedies ever.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

(i didnt vote, but if i did i wouldnt have even thought of voting for network. it's a drama!)

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

True enough, Andrew, but think how jazzed we'll all be.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to have a very long list of must sees once this is done. Damn.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen Network. Mr Veg is a huge fan though, I should check it out.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

yeah this is one list where i'd be happy to make myself watch everything on it i haven't already seen (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

i mean i first saw it when i was 13 and for the next few years i couldn't be convinced that it was anything less than the most amazing movie on the planet. i havent seen it since then, but it hasn't degraded in my memory like a lot of other stuff i was into

my arc w/ network was a little different - loved it in high school, dismissed it for its didacticism as I got older, then saw it again in my 30s and was surprised at how well it held up. plus it's just plain entertaining.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

i <3 network but yea, i didnt include it on my ballot

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Thus far yeah, I feel I should watch everything that I haven't seen. That'll change if Adam Sandler turns up.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

my arc w/ network was a little different - loved it in high school, dismissed it for its didacticism as I got older, then saw it again in my 30s and was surprised at how well it held up.

very well-said, and I feel like this applies to many things in my life. I much prefer being able to go back and reevaluate things on their merit instead of bringing baggage.

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

I know we've all agreed that Taxi Driver is not a comedy already but I just wanted to chime in that the funniest scene in the movie imho is Albert Brooks arguing on the phone about the "We the People" buttons

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit @ zero hour!

althea and (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

(i didnt vote, but if i did i wouldnt have even thought of voting for network. it's a drama!)

well we've beaten to death the "is satire comedy or drama" question here, for me network is comedic because it doesn't really have characters, it's got caricatures, a punchline rhythm, and the plot is a headlong plunge towards the absurd and ludicrous. when somebody's telling you a joke you have to suspend your disbelief a bit, feel like you have to do the same thing to get on board w/ network.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

the problem is I don't think I've laughed once watching Network.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen it but I certainly feel like I need to now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

well we've beaten to death the "is satire comedy or drama" question here, for me network is comedic because it doesn't really have characters, it's got caricatures, a punchline rhythm, and the plot is a headlong plunge towards the absurd and ludicrous. when somebody's telling you a joke you have to suspend your disbelief a bit, feel like you have to do the same thing to get on board w/ network.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think the main problem with that is how many award-winning polemic dramas these days have similar amounts of caricature, absurdity and comedic rhythms. it has been nearly as influential on comedy, unless your idea of modern comedy is Studio 60 or Bulworth

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

it HASN'T been nearly as influential, i meant to say

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

I guess, the scene where faye dunaway is having sex while moaning about network rating shares and percentage points, if that's supposed to be some dramatic reflection of real life and not satirical AND comedic, I dunno man

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

i wasn't refuting that scenes like that are funny, you're changing the subject

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I guess, the scene where faye dunaway is having sex while moaning about network rating shares and percentage point

^^ dumb scene. Maybe Walter Cronkite jerked off to it though so good for him

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

And that's . . . the way I fap.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

the problem is I don't think I've laughed once watching Network.

well I don't really evaluate comedies based on how hard or often they make me laugh. some of shakespeare's comedies aren't particularly funny but they are good and they are ostensibly comedies.

it's kind of like evaluating a horror film based on how many times it makes you jump out of your seat. some horror movies just creep you out, or are interesting to think about. some comedies just make me smile. that's ok.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

shakespearean "comedies" aren't comedies duh

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

ie didn't comedy just mean "has a happy ending" back in those days?

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

how aren't they?

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

i first saw network in college -- like literally in a classroom; lol film school -- and it does seem like the kind of movie you can only "take seriously" between the ages of 15 and 19, when it's just about perfect for the budding "hey, commercial culture is really a SHAM, man" types. even then, i took it as a comedy with serious bits. much like ed3, i didn't like it at all when i saw it again in my mid-20s, because the attempts at being heartfelt in places (especially holden's wife's monologue) really clanged and the middle aged and upper-middle class white man's burden aspect of the holden character just seemed grim and ugly. but then i also tried it again a couple years ago in my mid 30s, and could appreciate the o.t.t. parts/performances and chayefsky pissing on everything and everyone. the clangy parts still clang and the last-sane-caucasian-scotch-drinker-and-times-reader parts still seem ugly, but it's a pretty enjoyable movie.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

I guess, the scene where faye dunaway is having sex while moaning about network rating shares and percentage point

^^ dumb scene. Maybe Walter Cronkite jerked off to it though so good for him

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:35 PM (8 minutes ago)

whether you find that scene dumb or not, it's pretty clearly intended as broad comedy and not serious drama

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

i think the main problem with that is how many award-winning polemic dramas these days have similar amounts of caricature, absurdity and comedic rhythms.

those sound like the kind of movies I avoid. examples?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

a modern movie I would liken network to is in the loop

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but i don't remember any teary I'M YOUR WIFE, DAMMIT moments with in the loop. even the "serious bits" are usually undercut by little gags or sold through understatement.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

ie didn't comedy just mean "has a happy ending" back in those days?

― future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:40 AM (49 seconds ago)

i mean there are a million ways to slice and dice aristotle and classic comedy, etc., and it can be discussed/refined forever, but my fondest, plainest, formulation is (per Robert Penn Warren, I think)

comedy -> escalation in status/standing (when protag is sympathetic)
drama –> alteration in status/standing
tragedy –> deflation in status/standing (when protag is sympathetic)

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

last-sane-caucasian-scotch-drinker-and-times-reader

lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

so pretty different from the modern idea of a comedy, per my point

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

yah.

(Not that it's RPNs, directly – I just learned it from him when I was like sixteen.)

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

as i said yesterday, my favorite line/scene from network is "man, give her the fuckin' overhead clause!" at my age, this is mainly b/c for work i've been involved in endless contract negotiations where at least one of the parties is bringing everything to a standstill b/c of endless, tedious haggling and kvetching over what seems like petty bullshit. so yeah, i can relate to someone just saying "give the other bastard whatever the fuck she wants."

of course, the parties to such negotiations aren't armed revolutionaries.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

network and in the loop aren't identical movies obv, but their satirical bents are the same, absurdity in the halls of power type stuff

true, network has some pure dramatic scenes but those are the least effective parts of it

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of faye dunaway I think barfly is a comedy that didn't get nommed

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

let's debate for 100 posts whether or not barfly is a comedy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

those sound like the kind of movies I avoid. examples?

Wag the Dog

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, mickey rourke was HILARIOUS in barfly. bukowski didn't like it, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

come to think of it, mickey rourke in a hairnet behind the deli counter in the wrestler was also pretty fucking funny.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

as one of the initial agitators in the whole Network convo can i just futilely point out one more time that i wasn't questioning whether it's a comedy but just think that it doesn't sit very comfortably in a list of top 100 comedies

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

shit, now i'm even thinking that mickey rourke's dry recitation of how he goes about murdering people in sin city is ron swanson-esque dry humor if you approach it in a certain way.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

man I hope happiness places

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

as one of the initial agitators in the whole Network convo can i just futilely point out one more time that i wasn't questioning whether it's a comedy but just think that it doesn't sit very comfortably in a list of top 100 comedies

I think I'm willing at this point to use the poll results as a barometer of what ilx thinks is a comedy, that is until taxi driver shows up

I hated wag the dog but would also consider it a satirical comedy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

a terrible, terrible satirical comedy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

thinking about why a film placed in one of these polls is interesting to me. I railed against the placing of blade runner and the thing in the action movie poll because I didn't think they really belonged there, but after considering it for a while they are both, on a basic level, about men hunting and being hunted, which is maybe the most primal action trope.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

Um, I thought we weren't going to do this again in thh results thread.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Of course we were going to do this again in the results thread.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but i foolishly predicted we wouldn't

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.seattlegayscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fringe_ongina_comedytragedy.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

l-r, ilx comedy poll results, morbz

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/33bEA.jpg

#71

KUNG FU HUSTLE

Stephen Chow
2004
Hong Kong
(317 pts, 13 votes)

It has the beauty of a Zang Yimou film and the inspired lunacy of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Wonderful, I laughed my arse off.
― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:24 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i kinda hate the end of this movie, i was way more into the "regular people as superheroes" thing than watching stephen chow once again learn the power of chi!! the best scene, which should've been the climax, was the big courtyard fight with all the old guys going at it. rest of the movie was really an anticlimax after that...
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:46 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Does "all the old guys" include the young guy?
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:26 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And the middle-aged guys?
I loved this - even wrote it up on the livejournal.

― Negativa, True Believer (Sheryl Crow in a Britney costume) (Barima), Sunday, July 31, 2005 11:02 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I liked that bit where the landlord and lady were watching Chow kick ass, and the one goes "who'd have thought being beaten by the Beast would have purified his chi?", and the other one just sort of shrugs.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Sunday, July 31, 2005 11:08 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love this movie so much. The musicians were unbelievably frightening.
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:37 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Have we had a thread about Kung-Fu Hustle yet?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss this movie is straight baller

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Uh.

emil.y, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I ranked it in the mid 40s on my ballot but it's still really, really great (so happy to see it place here)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY - not the worst coen brothers comedy, but nowhere near their best

MASH - intermittently funny & memorably disheveled, but i haven't seen it in forever and didn't have much affection for it as a kid

MEAN GIRLS - damn good, i didn't vote for it only because of misogyny (ha joke see cuz of josie and the uh nevermind)

TOP SECRET - loved it at the time, but the older i get, the more wearying i find the zucker-abrams approach

KUNG FU HUSTLE - oh hell yes, made my top 20, one of the funniest and most visually inventive comedies i've ever seen

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

what ever happened to Barima, BTW?

kung-fu hustle is another one that's fallen through the cracks for me, sadly.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

barima is still out there and doing well

this movie is fucking awesome

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

i used to confuse Kung Fu Hustle with Kung Pow! Enter The Fist and would be really confused when ilx people seemed really excited about a Steve Oedekerk movie

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

i am still mad i forgot to vote in this thing. again. i have the fucking microsoft word window with my shortlist still open on my desktop ffs.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Yay this is midway down my ballot! Who doesn't love Kung-fu Hustle?

kinder, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

i used to confuse Kung Fu Hustle with Kung Pow! Enter The Fist and would be really confused when ilx people seemed really excited about a Steve Oedekerk movie

― some dude, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of my old good friends was obsessed with the early steve oedekerk movie "high strung" and i remember it being pretty funny (with a small pre-fame jim carrey part). i wonder if anyone other than me has seen "high strung."

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Post it anyways, strongo.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

also has fred willard, kirsten dunst and jani lane in it apparently. also not available on DVD.

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

I had this on my ballot initially because it's excellent but it didn't make the final cut because not all time.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

My ballot either really tapped into the ILX zeitgeist or very little of what I voted for is gonna place. I think I'm still at 2/30.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

dito

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

i'm at 3 but i know loads of stuff i voted for is still to come

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

soooo ... what is #70 on the list?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

mm?

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

think he might be a little busy with work and stuff.
i'm going to assume it's Silence of the Lambs.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FZikR.jpg

#69 (TIE)

WAITING FOR GUFFMAN

Christopher Guest
1996
United States
(324 pts, 11 votes)

Waiting for Guffman. Saw it when it first came out, howled. Saw it some years later with some folks with whom I was in a musical at the time, howled again.
― Prude (Prude), Thursday, July 31, 2003 12:46 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'Waiting For Guffman' . NO. What do people get out of this shit? I mean, the "'Remains of the Day' lunchbox" bit is funny, but everything else sucks, sucks, sucks. Well, I guess this is Christopher Guest, so sucking may be the point.
Rent Fantastic Planet and watch it high like J-Lo in "The Cell" (which is way better than many people say it is).
― Dan I., Wednesday, January 30, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the remains of the lunchbox was the only unfunny part of waiting for guffman, it was like a snl joke or something.
― ethan, Wednesday, January 30, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waiting for Guffman I remember not being able to breathe by the time Eugene Levy sang "Jeanie with Light Brown Hair" It's not as funny to me now, but the first 1/2 hour of that movie was hilarious the first time I saw it.
― dave 2¼, Saturday, April 5, 2008 11:30 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Explain Christopher Guest films

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I really hope "The Cell" is up next

Number None, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

haha oh man, I miss the days of CSS terrorism

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

some funny shit, but i never got the cult. does remind me that i'm an idiot for neglecting this is spinal tap.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

SIXTY NINE?!

hmpf

YOU BASTARD PEOPLE

You don't know what funny is!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

That is at least 50 slots too effing low!!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

the hudsucker proxy -- frantic and hollow but insanely fun to look at and the montage with the khachaturian and the kid discovering the hula hoop is total joy. coens have funnier/better comedies but they're gonna place so it's all good

m*a*s*h -- i never really liked this but i haven't seen it in forever. i voted for nashville though (NOT A COMEDY)

mean girls -- funny enough and <3 tina fey but various people otm upthread about how we probably don't need any more high school girl movies making high school social life out to be this insanely striated and brutal victorian analogue when we've already had nine billion of them and there is plenty of other hilarious and satirically fertile stuff going on in high school, which is why it was so dumb of me to forget election

top secret -- never seen

kung fu hustle -- never seen, seems pretty clear it's gr8

waiting for guffman -- sweet but unfortunately for it best in show exists

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

If Best in Show places above Guffman, I am going to turn on my heels and open an umbrella.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

None of Guest's other stuff (while each amusing in their own way) comes close to Tap. It should be top ten though

Number None, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - The low high thing confuses me. When you say too low you mean that the number is too high and that it should have been at least #19, right?????

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

lol, OK

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

I have three Guest movies on my list. Didn't realize that until just now. Guffman was my #3. It's downright hilarious and everyone is great in it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

Guffman's aight but i far prefer Best In Show (and for that matter Spinal Tap)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow.

say hi to Bella for us

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Tap is its own thing, OK, but Guffman is so incredibly far out in front of the 3 movies that followed.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I haven't watched it in way too long. This is one of those movies that I can mostly recite from memory much to the dismay of anyone who has ever been in the same room with me when it's been on.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

honestly, I don't really remember Guffman otherwise I would have voted for it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

there's a much bigger gap between Best In Show and what followed than between Guffman and Best

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

we were obsessed with 'guffman' freshman year of college and my roommate once wrote "i hate you and your ASS FACE" on someone's whiteboard and got in trouble for it

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

btw parker posey's deleted audition scene on the dvd is ALL-TIME

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Like, if you actually prefer Best in Show to Guffman, I don't trust you to make correct decisions about the path of your life.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I had this on my ballot initially because it's excellent but it didn't make the final cut because not all time.

― wolf kabob (ENBB

it's in the dictionary under all-time, check yrself imo

prefer a mighty wind to the other guest movies tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I love Best in Show, btw. Being the huge dog person that I am it's probably a bit surprising that I like Guffman better but I'm totally with Eric on this one.

I haven't seen A Mighty Wind. I know. I need to change that.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

never saw Guffman...

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

prefer a mighty wind to the other guest movies tbh

haha okay that's crazy

it's a good movie but it really doesn't stand up to Best In Show or Spinal Tap

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

i hate you and your ASS FACE

I would say that I still say this roughly 1x per month on average.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

I have never seen the deleted Parker seen! This was her at her best imo.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

it's a good movie but it really doesn't stand up to Best In Show or Spinal Tap

^^ The other two CG movies on my list.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

it was excised for obv reasons (it's long and would've killed the movie's overall flow) but it is such a treasure

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

agree that guffman is the best of the post-spinal tap guest movies by a fairly healthy margin - should have been higher and should not be below best in show

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

mighty wind got more heart, more lols- i saw it before i caught the others, so this may have something to do with it. could watch eugene levy play his mighty wind character for an hour every day

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

waiting for guffman -- sweet but unfortunately for it best in show exists

― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree -- but no Christopher Guest film made my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

i think maybe Guffman has suffered from so many aspects of it having become really tired comedic territory in the years since (small town tunnel vision, amateur theater, unconvincingly closeted gay guy, etc.)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to D. Rouge I will seek it out for sure :)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

the mars song is pretty hysterical, though. BORING BORING BORING

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

here it is!

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

xp yeah, that song still surfaces in my head sometimes.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

dying at my desk right now rewatching this. "oh, i don't start here..."

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

I like spinal tap, but can't get with the other guest movies. saw a mighty wind, eh, tried to watch waiting for guffman but couldn't get through it. maybe I need to try again but I am completely tone deaf to the appeal.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

Like Network, Guffman probably would've made it somewhere in the 51-55 range of my ballot. Unfortunately, I had to cut it to make room for slightly better films like Mickey Blue Eyes.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

Like, if you actually prefer Best in Show to Guffman, I don't trust you to make correct decisions about the path of your life.

Um, I like the slightly slower pace and also Jennifet Coolidge.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/caoW9.jpg

#69 (TIE)

MODERN TIMES

Charles Chaplin
1936
United States
(324 pts, 10 votes)

mark s said on some thread a while back "chaplin is no longer funny," an opinion i've seen expressed many times. is it true? was he ever funny? or was he just the roberto benigni of his time?
i don't think so, but i can't really explain why. i like charlie chaplin, but i'm not sure i like him because he's funny, in the way that the marx brothers were funny. the only chaplin film i can remember laughing at was "the great dictator," and even then i remember thinking some of it was pretty lame and obvious - more three stooges than lubitsch. anyone else?
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, May 3, 2005 2:25 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chaplin's still hilarious. I watched 'Modern Times' again a couple of weeks ago. It has to be among the half dozen or so funniest films I've ever seen.
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, May 3, 2005 2:30 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I saw Modern Times in a theater a few months back. I had high expectations and left disappointed, and now I don't really remember a single scene in the movie that I thought was good, or what the point of the movie was, or anything. I remember a scene involving lunch and getting caught in a machine. That's about it.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, November 14, 2004 3:18 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My personal favourite is "Modern Times", which is pretty much flawless in my good. Depends on how partial to pathos you are, mind, as to whether you'd consider it a masterwork. Sublime ending...
Also, "The Gold Rush" is rather unimpeachable; some utterly majestic sequences...

In terms of his sound films, yes, he doesn't work so well in the format, but do not underestimate "Monsieur Verdoux", a notably dark film, with Chaplin's addressing-the-world tendency for once injecting a note of lasting despair. Well balanced by lighter moments. However, "A King in New York" is forlornly bad; a bitter film that just ends up seeming petty and stillborn. The self-regarding "Limelight" I am undecided about, and "The Great Dictator" is a bizarre panoply of tones and approaches...
― Tom May (Tom May), Wednesday, May 4, 2005 6:17 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I saw Modern Times for the first time a few weeks ago, and I found it hilarious and touching.
― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:52 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chaplin.

Charlie Chaplin: C/D

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

Everything you need to see from A Mighty Wind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D421N6xlisg

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

I like spinal tap, but can't get with the other guest movies.

^ pretty much where i stand, though i do like guffman well enough. not great, but okay.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/pg.gif

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

modern times too low but not for everybody I guess what with the no color and such

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

I loved 'Best in Show' so then went and got a copy of 'Guffman', which I found a tad disappointing. I've got it on DVD so will have to rescreen it.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

i cut modern times at the last minute. sort of wish i hadn't, but i'm glad y'all took up the slack.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Like, if you actually prefer Best in Show to Guffman, I don't trust you to make correct decisions about the path of your life.

Um, I like the slightly slower pace and also Jennifet Coolidge.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, so many great Guest repertory players that are in BIS but now WFG: Lynch, Begley, Coolidge, Higgins, McKean

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

"but not"

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Like, if you actually prefer Best in Show to Guffman, I don't trust you to make correct decisions about the path of your life.

Um, I like the slightly slower pace and also Jennifet Coolidge.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We both like soup and talking and not talking.

I do love Best in Show but IT'S NO GUFFMAN. It did, however, also make my top 10.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

...i like charlie chaplin, but i'm not sure i like him because he's funny, in the way that the marx brothers were funny. the only chaplin film i can remember laughing at was "the great dictator," and even then i remember thinking some of it was pretty lame and obvious - more three stooges than lubitsch. anyone else?
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, May 3, 2005 2:25 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chaplin's still hilarious. I watched 'Modern Times' again a couple of weeks ago. It has to be among the half dozen or so funniest films I've ever seen.
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, May 3, 2005 2:30 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is an interesting exchange. i tend to agree w justyn dillingham. chaplin can be endearing and charismatic, and he made some very funny films, but i almost never find chaplin himself funny. in fact, he annoys me more often than not. the gif edward III just posted is a great mini-example. she's funny. he's irritating.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

she's "annoying"

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

iykwim

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

chaplin chaplin morbz come out from yer hidey-hole

modern times wasn't my token chaplin tho'.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

modern times - certainly one of the most courageous funniest movies ever? i mean i love it, and even the preachy part near the end i think is beautiful when he's howling that men are not machines and bringing down marxist fury upon both totalitarianism + capitalism. plus chaplin playing an MoT endears him to me greatly. funniest scene probably the one with mousellini, no? all the hitler stuff is hilarious - like his ballet in his office.

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

nm, i'm thinking great dictator. modern times also great, tho clearly my comments not relevant

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

I like Jennifer Coolidge better in AMW than BIS (e.g. her version of humming).

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

will keep that in mind when I make my final judgment about your ability to make life decisions.

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fmjqH.jpg

#67 (TIE)

SHERLOCK JR.

Buster Keaton
1924
United States
(332 pts, 9 votes, 2 first place)

'sherlock jr' is fantastic, though, and hilarious pretty much all the way through.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

After six years of knowing my husband I figured it was an OK time to try & get him into Buster Keaton. He clearly was not. into. it. I don't think it helped that every time I laughed I would follow it with some smug statement like "ah...true genius" or a trivia about how Buster did that thing. (The film was "Sherlock Jr." btw.)
― Abbbottt, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you can't like Sherlock Jr. on any level I don't know what to tell ya.
― albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:26 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

College is really not that good, but man, the movie theater scene in Sherlock, the pool-playing sequence, the motorcycle, the stunts! Just one amazing bit after another. Incredibly condensed genius.
― albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:04 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd never really truly forgotten, but rewatching Shrelock Jr. also reminded me that he's like my all-time best looking guy.
― full of country goodness and green pea-ness (Abbbottt), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:04 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Buster Keaton

Buster Keaton: you love him poll

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

methinks we can catch a delicious bass w/ this tasty bait ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

College is really not that good

this i totally agree w/ BTW

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

love sherlock jr. i'm guessing this will be buster keaton highest ranking flick?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

stoked that hudsucker made it, if i had to rank the christopher guest stuff it would be spinal tap>best in show>guffman>everything else which is horrible dreck which i find so sad somehow

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

that's only like 2 movies of horrible dreck, though (or 4, if you're counting the offbrand non-mockumentary flicks, which is still a pretty low number)

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

there's a lot of love for the general amongst keaton/silent film stans ... so that may be looming on the horizon.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

right but i really wish that i could go back in time and unsee for your consideration

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

what's with all this old shit

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Man do I love Waiting for Guffman. I saw it at the theatre with my parents when I was 15 or 16, it's been a fave ever since.

I've never seen a Buster Keaton movie or a Chaplin movie. I feel like kind of an asshole for that.

franny glass, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

all these old movies will not help stanch the bleeding when along came polly and the comeback kid show up in the top 10

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

likely Buster is tied with some sewage u guyz have seen, Swill Ferrell mebbe

The General is much more revered by non-Keatonists

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for any of this latest batch but love Kung Fu Hustle, Modern Times is too low, never seen the Keaton, and Guffman is overrated/unnecessary

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.gumptees.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/u/curses-foiled-again-design.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

what if buster is tied w/ harold lloyd?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen a Buster Keaton movie or a Chaplin movie. I feel like kind of an asshole for that.

― franny glass, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me neither. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

kinda want the kids to see a buster movie. maybe i'll start with sherlock jr.

they really liked a night in casablanca the other night.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

there are some Buster Keaton films on Netflix Instant view ... don't remember which ones ("the general" and "sherlock jr" are 2 of them i think).

dunno about Charlie Chaplin ... a lot of that stuff is Criterion, which you can stream if you have HuluPlus.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

sherlock jr is really easy to watch bc last time i checked it's on youtube or google video or something

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

i figure out of what is on netflix i would either put on: sherlock jr., go west, or the navigator. for the kids.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

sherlock jr for sure. funny too!

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

sherlock downey jr is awes voted it #7

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen a Buster Keaton movie or a Chaplin movie. I feel like kind of an asshole for that.

― franny glass, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me neither. :/

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys i assure you it's possible to be an asshole even if you've seen Keaton and Chaplin movies

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever seen Our Hospitality or Seven Chances. which are also on netflix.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

Seven Chances is probably the funniest Keaton I've seen, tho I like Sherlock Jr. and The Cameraman better.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

wish they had more marx brothers on netflix. we watched duck soup already. the only other ones they have are Love Happy and Copacabana.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

guys i assure you it's possible to be an asshole even if you've seen Keaton and Chaplin movies

― some dude, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:44 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and across ILX, there is a mass biting-of-tongues at this point

(the asshole ain't you, some dude :D)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

watch your feet, you're stepping on my joke

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

^ lol, Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

likely Buster is tied with some sewage u guyz have seen, Swill Ferrell mebbe

did not prev know that it was actually possible to move the goalposts so much that they end up outside the stadium

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

I'm a terrible Philistine, I guess, but the concept of watching silent comedies is always better than actually watching them for me.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

but they're short! and the funny ones are funny!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

and you can listen to soft cell

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

i know that ilx's self-appointed spokesman for silent films does them no favor wrt convincing ppl that they're funny, but they legit are

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

xp
^^breakthrough for silent comedies for me was not listening to the terrible soundtrack on the dvd

rob, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

modern times problematic in that regard

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

I once got through a couple not particularly funny silent comedies by listening to Bob Sinclar's Champs Elysees thru headphones.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

step one: buy dvd of silent film
step two: buy record with a title like "KEN LAFFYS HONKY TONK THUMBTACK PIANO CLASSICS"
profit

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i'm only thinking of Keaton and the crappy piano soundtracks. just put on Yackety Sax iirc

rob, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

likely Buster is tied with some sewage u guyz have seen, Swill Ferrell mebbe

Wouldn't it be ironic if it was one of his kids' movies, like Mr. Mom or Because I Said So?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

step one: buy dvd of silent film
step two: buy record with a title like "KEN LAFFYS HONKY TONK THUMBTACK PIANO CLASSICS"
profit

alternately you could go this route:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOb3UhPmig

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

More some folks' speed: http://vimeo.com/5525906

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

we watched duck soup already. the only other ones they have are Love Happy and Copacabana.

Copacabana? do you mean Coconuts?

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

breakthrough for silent comedies for me was not listening to the terrible soundtrack on the dvd

modern times problematic in that regard

Modern Times is a sound film with sound gags btw

the quality of silent scores is all over the map, w/ the Moroder version of Metropolis an obvious unbottomable lowpoint.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh that one's from '47... would probably skip

xop

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IsYT7.jpg

#67 (TIE)

A HARD DAYS NIGHT

Richard Lester
1964
United Kingdom
(332 pts, 9 votes, 2 first place)

Hard Day's Night (the movie) is steaming on Netflix. Love the band, this "movie" is unwatchable at least 20 minutes in. Any reason to keep watching (other than the music, which I love, obv.)?
― musicfanatic, Sunday, October 9, 2011 1:17 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some lolz

― Rory's new misogynist car (Gukbe), Sunday, October 9, 2011 1:37 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah! the empty field scene if nothing else! ringo's forlorn walkabout! beatles deep cuts, lip synched in stunning black and white!

anyway really, unwatchable? full disclosure, i'm a beatles fan in a pretty big way, but... sheesh, it's the frikkin beatles. they're so witty and off the cuff, even when their reading scripts. i guess it helps if your a music fan into oldies and stuff, but i thought it was a pretty fun little glimpse into rock and roll history. it would probably also help if you weren't expecting much in the way of plot, and just wanted to see the beatles doing their thing at the hight of their career and stuff.
― messiahwannabe, Sunday, October 9, 2011 2:20 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Plus, the word "Grotty" did not exist before George used it in this film.
― Mark G, Sunday, October 9, 2011 2:21 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lennon, bathtub
― messiahwannabe, Sunday, October 9, 2011 2:25 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Hard Day's Night is probably the only REALLY essential music-movie.
in terms of rock music leastways.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, May 1, 2003 11:04 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Music Documentaries + Films -- S/D

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

THIS IS THE LAST ONE FOR TODAY FOLKS

We'll catch up through 51 tomorrow.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

i recommend watching silent movies with a podcast on, that way you won't get bored

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPoZ23TPsS8

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

haha really (re: A Hard Day's Night)? didn't expect that

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it only changed the entire style of shooting comedies

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

well then it must be hilarious

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

that too, voted for it

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

didn't realize you would vote for such sewage, starring Paul McShartney and John Lemonparty

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

I really don't think my number one is gonna make it at this point. Sadeness. I've still only had two of my nominees show up!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot that we're finishing off all the classics below #60

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

most probably got disqualified because episodes of community don't count as movies
xpost

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

breakthrough for silent comedies for me was not listening to the terrible soundtrack on the dvd

modern times problematic in that regard

Modern Times is a sound film with sound gags btw

maybe technically but the majority of the film works like a silent movie... it's the bits w/ sound that make using an alternate soundtrack problematic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2fxh68Zh4w

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

Bitch bitch bitch, Morbs! I'll bet you'd find results thus far a pleasant surprise if you allowed yourself to feel pleasant surprise.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

most probably got disqualified because episodes of community don't count as movies

Ugh, only if we'd conducted this poll in early 2011.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

this is an interesting exchange. i tend to agree w justyn dillingham.

haha i actually no longer agree with my 2005 opinion!! i saw 'city lights' in a theater in 2009 and it blew me away. not only was it still funny, but the ending was genuinely wrenching and tragic. probably my single most unanticipated mindblowing movie experience ever. i wound up putting it at the top of my list. seeing silent films in a theater with an audience makes a major difference (i had a v. similar experience w 'passion of joan of arc').

'hard day's night' is extremely funny and prob would be v. likable even if you hate the beatles.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

hard day's night = the 1st film listed today that was on my ballot yay.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

seeing silent films in a theater with an audience makes a major difference

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

yes because you can get podcast recommendations from other audience members before the movie starts

future worm food (n/a), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

w/ live piano of course, and texters executed on the spot

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

how common are silent films w/ live instrumental accompaniment outside of most major cities tho?

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

and if one cannot go to a silent theater for some reason ... much less one w/ live piano and any other sort of old-timey stuff that allegedly heightens one's aesthetic sensitivity to silent films ... then what is one to do, O Film Master?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

inject needless snark into a thread

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

forgot to add ... with fava beans and a nice chianti

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

not very I'm sure, but the accompanist I know seems to travel more and more. xxxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

most drastic difference that the soundtrack can make to a silent film has got to be the newer version of Cabinet of Dr. Caligari v. the older versions - new score is dramatically better (sorry, don't remember the deets on which version is which)

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

agreed tho that the live piano (or what have you) is awesome (also assuming the instrumentalist is a capable interpreter of the film)

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

several years ago one of the local pro chamber choirs sang the score for a silent film at the Somerville Theater; I'm still mad I didn't go

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'd probably say that most of the silent films I've seen were in the theater (or some semblance thereof) and with live accompaniment. It's a pretty badass time, brah.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

in some undergrad French film course, we watched the same fantomas serial one night -- one w/ the soundtrack for French-language audiences, the other w/ the soundtrack for German-language audiences. and yes, the differences in how we reacted to the very same scene w/ different soundtracks was quite remarkable.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

and look at you now. you're a lonely old man from liverpool.

BUT I'M CLEAN!

are ya?

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

if he says that again i'll... strike him.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

do not give a fuck about Hard Day's Night, it's comedy is sorta inscrutable to me at this point

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

A Hard Day's Night gives me a headache

Number None, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

I love Hard Day's Night

"I now declare this bridge...open"
*snips tape measure*

endless lols, one of my ultimate happy place movies

that being said I can't remember if I voted for it. cripes I hope so.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

man you guys are a bunch of misery gutses.

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

always imagined Kingsley Amis as Ringo's Grandpa.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

misery is kind of a funny film now that you mention it

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

you dirty birdies

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

A Hard Day's Night was my #1, f u all. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

the number of ppl i've met who prefer 'help!' to AHDN makes me despair for my generation

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO88HWFla3A

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

all i remember about help is that Rumpole of the Bailey was the film's bad guy.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

Help! is just ok and you don't need to read about its production history to know that everyone is high off their gourd

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

everyone i know likes help better too it's absurd. AHDN was my #33, because of everything wilfrid brambell and victor spinetti say.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

Here's an update of what's been revealed thus far:

100 Singin' In The Rain
99 swingers
97 army of darkness
97 Network
94 Manhattan
94 Sullivan's Travels
94 Team America
93 Lost In America
92 There's Something About Mary
89 a serious man
89 pink flamingos
89 Trouble in Paradise
88 Delicatessen
87 A Night at the Opera (1935)
86 A Shot in the Dark
85 The Muppet Movie
84 Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
83 Princess Bride
82 Tootsie
81 Trading Places
79 Being There
79 National Lampoon's Vacation
76 The Blues Brothers
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
75 The Hudsucker Proxy
74 MASH
73 Mean Girls
72 Top Secret
71 Kung Fu Hustle
69 Modern Times
69 Wating for Guffman
67 A Hard Day's Night
67 Sherlock Jr

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

Help's soundtrack is great. Movie is okay but NOTHING close to HDN

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

of today's reveal I voted for:

MASH
Top Secret
Kung Fu Hustle

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

who did the music for help?

Kung Fu Hustle would have been top 5 for me, i think, maybe top 3.

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXP6q_Hw-1M

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

And yeah, all the Victor Spinetti stuff is SO great. He was born to play straight man to the Beatles.

T.V. Director: We are on in twenty minutes.
George: Can I say something?
T.V. Director: What?
George: I don't think it's very likely that we will go on. The law of averages is against it.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

the jokes in 'help!' are prob easier for ppl today to understand than those in AHDN (less 'inscrutable,' i guess) and it is bright and colorful. the monkees' tv show owes pretty much everything to it. i always loved the bit at the beginning where they all walk into different doors which turn out to be part of the same house. that said, AHDN is all-time top 10 material for me.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

who did the music for help?

Ken Thorne, and the George Martin Orchestra. Also, The Beatles.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

i always loved the bit at the beginning where they all walk into different doors which turn out to be part of the same house.

ok, THIS i remember from help! ... and the guy w/ a loincloth hitting a tiny gong.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

HDN as inscrutable makes no sense to me.

you can scrute it super easily!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

and look at you now. you're a lonely old man from liverpool.

BUT I'M CLEAN!

are ya?

this joke literally makes no sense to me. like, I don't get what the joke is.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

My favorite gag in Help! hits at about :30 into this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxhLlwKEStM

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

i always interpreted it as a play on the term "dirty old man."

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

Well, and it's a running joke throughout the movie - the nicest impression anyone has is that "he's very clean."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

But like this joke would not be out of place in a Farrelly Bros joint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqk7fLtUF84

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

well it's the last entry in a recurring thing where people keep describing wilfrid brambell as "clean" (which is a metajoke about his being called dirty in steptoe and son but whatever i didn't know that for years and it doesn't matter) and now at the end when brambell has been disgraced and we're watching him from what if i remember right is kind of a high angle so he looks shrunken and slightly sad (but defiant), john "asshole" lennon calls even his much-remarked-on cleanliness into question. i sort of hear "good" for "clean" and i say it to myself sometimes: but i'm good! are you? these are the important questions.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

keep reading Wilfrid Brambell as "Wilford Brimley" which still works (dirty old man).

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

lennon always insisted he could've written funnier dialogue for himself, but that they couldn't have gotten away with any of it.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

he probably thought he could do the whole movie himself too, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

describing wilfrid brambell as "clean" (which is a metajoke about his being called dirty in steptoe and son ... sort of hear "good" for "clean"

yeah whatever I would never make these connections in a million years. even just describing someone as "clean" seems bizarre, usually a phrase fraught with racist connotations over here.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

and there are lots of things in the movie like that, little turns of phrase/englishisms that just go right past me

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

wilfred bramble was later rumbled as a paedophile y/n am i imagining this?

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

Brambell was a closet homosexual[6][7] at a time when it was almost impossible for public figures to be openly gay, not least because homosexual acts were illegal in the UK until 1967. In 1962 he was arrested in a toilet in Shepherd's Bush for persistently importuning and given a conditional discharge

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

So, yes, I think you're imagining that/conflating it with another "scandal".

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

conditional discharge

rather appropriate -- he was in a toilet

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

I have always heard that "clean" was a play on defenses of the Beatles used against ppl who thought they were screaming savages. "They're nice clean boys"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever seen Our Hospitality or Seven Chances. which are also on netflix.

― scott seward

Our Hospitality is a delight - saw it w/live accompaniment in Berlin a few years ago; wears the 19thC affectations easier than The General since it's less panoramic, fantastic use of a small set for a great part of the film, and a v. awe-inspiring pre-stuntman/life-threatening, well, stunt at the end.
Seven Chances is worth watching just for Snitz Edwards tbh.

etc, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

Snitz Edwards mention in poll: 100,000,000-1

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

thread delivers

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote, but so far a very interesting eclectic list.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

xps ok, pretty definitively 'i imagined it' re wilfred bramble tks DWH

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote, but so far a very interesting eclectic list.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's a pretty cool hodgepodge

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ extended discussion of network, it barely made the list, forgot it was #97 and tied with comedy classic army of darkness

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

watched sherlock jr. and the navigator with the kids tonight. we laughed and laughed. though cyrus was mister question man cuz he's not used to just WATCHING the action. and rufus couldn't shut up cuz he's not used to friggin' silence in a movie. i told them they were gonna get a steady diet of silents to strengthen their powers of observation. they are spoonfed entertainment lovers. which i can dig. so am i. but they loved the movies. we watched night in casablanca the other night and the next morning cyrus wanted to watch it again.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

and cyrus did get a little scared of the cannibals in the navigator. but he'll live.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

cyrus actually clapped after the part in sherlock jr. where buster is on all the different sets in the movie within a movie. that's high praise from him.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, this list is def fun in the unfurl so far.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

plz raise your kids like scott is so ILX will be full of savvy laughers in 30 years.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

The dearth of savviness in my laughter keeps me up nights.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

Glad Hard Day's Night made it. I almost voted for Help!...but realized my feelings about the film are too bound up with the soundtrack (even though sometimes, like "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" and "Ticket to Ride," those are the very scenes that make me laugh most).

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

<3 Scott that's so great that they liked them!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

So far from my ballot, only Lost In America, Trading Places, and A Hard Day's Night have made it.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

From my top 20, only Tootsie, There's Something About Mary, Pink Flamingos, and Trading Places have placed, but I think my choices are pretty canonical and expect to see a lot more in coming days (though I have some doubts about whether my #1 is in.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:52 (thirteen years ago)

more scott makes his kids watch old movie stories plz

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 March 2012 06:25 (thirteen years ago)

So far I count 19 of 34 that I've seen, although A Shot in the Dark and--sorry, don't hate me--A Night at the Opera were so long ago, I'm not 100% sure. Of the 15 I haven't seen, I'm open to eight of them. With the other seven, it's just not going to happen.

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GO8Mi.jpg

#66

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

George Cukor
1940
United States
(333 pts, 9 votes, 2 first place)

Philadelphia Story is maybe the best comedy of all time. So that one.
― Tuomas, Friday, July 31, 2009 6:56 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Philadelphia Story contains the genius ridiculous-hat-as-metaphor-but-NOT-character-device and the line "my she was yar" (twice!) so that one.
― the actual mr. jones (actual), Sunday, October 6, 2002 10:36 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the only thing that kinda bothers me in philadelphia story is that scene where cary starts lecturing kate about how she'll "never be a human being" until she learns to love or some nonsense like that -- seems totally arbitrary and mean. the rest of it is a delight.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, August 3, 2009 9:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

philadelphia story is the most consistenly belly laugh inducing 4 me
― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 1:31 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bringing Up Baby vs. The Philadelphia Story

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, that was my #1!

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

My number one and mordy's as well.

Macaulay Connor: This is the Bridal Suite. Would you send up a couple of caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer?
Margaret Lord: What? Who is this?
Macaulay Connor: This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son.
Margaret Lord: Hello? Hello?
Tracy Lord: What's the matter?
Margaret Lord: One of the servants has been at the sherry again.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

Hold on, shouldn't it have more points then? It says up there it has only 2 first place votes.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

remy's ballot never left his outbox

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

Oh dear! We could've lifted it higher.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

I like TPS quite a bit but mostly for Cary Grant's magnificent work (the wrong guy won the Oscar). I still haven't quite forgiven Cukor and Hepburn for filming a piece of theatre devoted to entrenching false notions about her.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

It's not flattering, which is a big part of its appeal.

Sidney Kidd: You really hate me, don't you Connor?
Macaulay Connor: Oh no!
(pause)
Macaulay Connor: I don't like you very much though.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

I still haven't quite forgiven Cukor and Hepburn for filming a piece of theatre devoted to entrenching false notions about her.

Must've been hard, keeping all that inside for 72 years.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

I guess Hepburn's a good sport about being involved in this self-abasement.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

great, but no 'bringing up baby'

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

that's right, sonny
xxpost

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

I had a friend who lived in CT near the Hepburn compound and told a superb story about how she stole all the mail on the street and pulled out the gossip magazines that she'd never consent to buy.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Bringing Up Baby is great as well, but Hepburn is so goddamned annoying in it that it sinks lower on the list

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not usually a fan but i think she's sensational in BUB

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

i guess we ain't getting rid of Wilponzi just yet ... and philadelphia story was on my ballot so yay.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

she's best in Holiday. Hell, even I would've married her.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/8zSIp.jpg

#65

A FISH CALLED WANDA

Charles Crichton
1988
United States
(336 pts, 16 votes)

Somehow a really good film despite silly ending. Gratuitous animal cruelty throughout is a good touch – the whole thing's cartoony enough to get away with its excesses
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:11 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All the dog-smushing, etc. was perfectly timed.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:12 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

K-k-ken dancing when the old woman finally pops it.
Archie's transformation at court is fairly well done too – esp when he starts being able to lie convincingly e.g. saying he'd been coaching whatshername

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:14 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I Wendy...I Wanda..."
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:20 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aristotle was not belgian
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the london underground is not a political movement
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:22 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the central tenet of buddhism is not 'every man for himself'
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:22 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There doesn't seem to be a thread for "A Fish Called Wanda"

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

Oh look! It's K-k-k-ken coming to k-k-k-kill me!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

See? I knew it would place!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

I should try watching this one again.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Aristotle was not Belgian!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

the central tenet of Buddhism is not "every man for himself"

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

this one has aged worse than any of the Monty Pythons from the 70s/early 80s ... i cringe whenever i see Kevin Kline's clothes in Wanda, he looked like he went shopping in "International Male" or something.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

what about Barbara Stanwyck's hair and the cut of Henry Fonda's coat in The Lady Eve

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

btw the best character in Wanda is Wendy ("oh DO shut UP, Portia!")

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

I was really surprised that Philadelphia Story turned up at #1 on my ballot, and maybe on another day it wouldn't, however:
1. Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, James Stewart
2. Hilarious
3. Maybe most importantly, it takes place where I live right now (the Mainline) and I rewatched it briefly before we moved from NYC. I was really depressed about the move, but the movie was glamorous and fun and even though Jews weren't allowed to live in the Mainline at the time that the film was made, it still made me feel a little better about the movie. Movies that can ease the sorrow of moving are the most important kinds of movies.

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaha re: "International Male"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

it still made me feel a little better about the move* that is. xp

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

the only thing that kinda bothers me in philadelphia story is that scene where cary starts lecturing kate about how she'll "never be a human being" until she learns to love or some nonsense like that -- seems totally arbitrary and mean. the rest of it is a delight.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, August 3, 2009 9:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the biggest thing that bothers me about philadelphia story is when cary grant punches katherine hepburn in the face - lulz domestic abuse? - and that's partially how we know that he's really the one for her!

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

he doesn't really punch her – he does this weird shoving-her-by-the-face thing.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to make an "International Male" joke a couple weeks ago and it turns out they got bought and merged with another more obviously sexually-themed company :(

My college roommate's brother would kind of joke about International Male clothing and I think he thought it was a little over the top but kind of awesome and would actually like the clothes. I am pretty sure he was completely oblivious to the gay angle. Dude also lived for a number of years with a guy (as one of several roommates) who was amazingly barely in the closet and asked me, after being around him for several years, if I thought the guy was gay.

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

never really liked philadelphia story idk 'comedy of manners' gtfo imo

johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

I'll probably be pilloried for saying this, but I find it hilarious when he face-shove-pushes her.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Dude also lived for a number of years with a guy (as one of several roommates) who was amazingly barely in the closet and asked me, after being around him for several years, if I thought the guy was gay.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Um13uoPluUA/TgffFhYG11I/AAAAAAAAABI/MtdBjeRlGpQ/s1600/142618__wanda_l.jpg

"Kiss me, Ken."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

not enough attention we're paying to John Cleese stripping merrily while babbling in Russian.

http://idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/comedy_43_a_fish_called_wanda_420.jpg?w=500

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/U3tmY.jpg

#64

MY MAN GODFREY

Gregory La Cava
19836
United States
(342 pts, 12 votes)

Carole Lombard in My Man Godfrey is the greatest thing in the universe
― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, January 25, 2003 9:27 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also, that scene in My Man Godfrey where Carole Lombard says something like, "Well, if some people can have five children, then other people can have five children!" and stomps off in a huff. Warms my heart.
Poor Carole Lombard, who FDR called the first American female casualty of WWII.
― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, April 30, 2003 4:04 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I could watch My Man Godfrey every hour. Eugene Pallette should have drunk from the fountain of youth and starred in every movie ever.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 3:21 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comedy gold

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

YES.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

YES

xpost

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Eugene Pallette should have drunk from the fountain of youth and starred in every movie ever.

19836

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

William Powell is the man ... full stop, no debate allowed.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

YES!

I could watch My Man Godfrey every hour. Eugene Pallette should have drunk from the fountain of youth and starred in every movie ever.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

^^^

"Stand still, Godfrey, it'll all be over in a minute."
"Can you buttle?"
The general bewilderment of Charlie van Rumple, etc.

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Gonna be a zzzzzzzzzzzzz results day.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

^savages have no sense of humor

yay the Forgotten Man

I like two other Grant-Hepburns more than PhillyStory.

No doubt #51-100 are going to look better than #1-50.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

morbs will be devastated by these old movies showing up imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

Mischa Auer is the only thing that makes me laugh in MMG.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

"He's been drinking."
"I don't blame him if he has. This family's probably got to him too!"

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Dr. M must have the biggest boner imaginable right now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

the way Morbz gets about Buster Keaton and Fatty Arbuckle, well i can get that way about William Powell.

my man godfrey was def somewhere in the Top 10 on my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Mischa Auer is the only thing that makes me groan in MMG.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

sorry - that was not appropriate

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

:o

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

about as appropriate as anything morbs contributes, to be fair

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

fyi ENBB, Roman Polanski said you can't laugh and come at the same time

(only the girl who took some dude's virginity knows for sure)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

I'm honestly glad that I have yet to see a lot of the films that've placed so far. It should make for a nice 'to watch' list.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

Mischa Auer is the only thing that makes me groan in MMG.

Overshare.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

i am hoping against hope that the thin man also made it onto the Top 100 ... though i think i may have been the only one who voted for it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, Mischa Auer's Carlo is pretty fantastic Euro-baiting, if not quite up there with Bressart & co's Russians in Ninotchka. #1 unhappy gorilla impression.

Could have sworn I'd voted for this, and quite highly, but turns out it wasn't on my ballot - my fault for leaving it to the last minute.

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Dr. M.,

You probably won't answer this on account of it being a real question, but what would please you to see in the top ten? Skidoo?

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

anything by Sturges, Laurel & Hardy, Tati

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

Fair enough. I love Playtime and Mon Oncle, but I don't *get* the rest of Tati. Here's to hoping Sturges makes it, too.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

Bob Hope, Keaton, Chaplin, Sacha Guitry

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

fyi ENBB, Roman Polanski said you can't laugh and come at the same time

(only the girl who took some dude's virginity knows for sure)

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:23 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're so bad at humor, jesus! you try to insult me with the implication that i made a girl come on the first try? ouch, you got me!

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

unless i'm the one laughing, which what

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

I think I saw a couple mediocre Laurel and Hardy ones too many times as a kid, not really into them

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

it would be nice to see some Sturges in the Top 10, but i suspect that sullivan's travels is going to be the only Sturges film to make the Top 100. i hope to eat my words on this point, of course.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

You probably won't answer this on account of it being a real question, but what would please you to see in the top ten? Skidoo?
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, March 29, 2012 9:26 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anything by Sturges, Laurel & Hardy, Tati
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2012 9:27 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bob Hope, Keaton, Chaplin, Sacha Guitry
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2012 9:28 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://images.wikia.com/indianajones/images/5/52/Donovan_death.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

Tati sucks. As do Laurel & Hardy. Yaaaaawn.

I'm still stuck on three of mine showing. I know that some of the more obvious stuff lower down my ballot will make it, but I'm somewhat nervous about my top picks.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

Playtime is great and I voted for it out of respect for it being great. But a laugh machine it's not.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

also, let's talk more about William Powell ... and how his performance in my man godfrey was PERFECT.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

'playtime' will totally make the top 20

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

Watching a (badly decayed) 70mm of Playtime ranks among the best movie experiences of my life, but the audience was silent, reverant, and more impressed than amused.

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Godfrey was in my top five. Powell and Lombard are just endlessly charming and as i said on the other thread, Mishca Auer (and specifically Palette's reactions to him) is hilarious. I never get tired of watching it

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Tati sucks. As do Laurel & Hardy. Yaaaaawn.

I'm sure you have many fine qualities, emil.y.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

"Laugh machines" are irrelevant, notwithstanding the voters who put down the bong long enough to lift The Big Lebowski to around #7.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

I will be amazed if The Big Lebowski ends up that high in the list

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, "laugh machines" are totally irrelevant when it comes to the question of ranking the funniest movies ever.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

i thought about voting for Lebowski but honestly decided against it because it's going to be way too high on the list no matter what

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

Heehee. Should have thought twice about posting about Tati/L&H really as I fear I'm getting boring with my repeated "I don't like slapstick!" posts. Though interestingly (for me), I would say that of my 36, there are two where physical comedy is the primary form.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

It'll be pretty high. Just like its voters

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

I loved Laurel & Hardy shorts as a kid, but I can't remember if they have any really good feature films? The one where they join the Foreign Legion?

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

I don't see "funniest" anywhere in the thread title, darling disco eejit

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

L&H were another casualty of "I saw all of those movies so long ago I can't remember which movie was which" on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen lebowski stoned but i have thought about it while stoned so that's probably why it was so high on my list

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

the only Tati film i've seen is mon oncle -- which was cute, in a lol 1950s France kind-of-way (even if its story was kinda reactionary/Poujadist), and its filmmaking/sight gags were exquisite -- but it didn't knock my socks off or lead to my initiation into The Cult of Jacques Tati. that said, i reserve final judgment till i watch more Tati films.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

Big Lebowski pretty canonical by now I'd have thought, it's weathered 1/2 waves of backlash while still being y'know very funny.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

I could probably have stood to write "one or two", huh.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Great comedy films are comedic, funny enough.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

re Laurel and Hardy: their shorts were where their reputations as funny men were built. not stuff like march of the wooden soldiers.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

consensus is while the bulk of their genius was in the shorts, the two best Stan & Ollie features are Sons of the Desert (for which their fraternal org of fans is named) and Way Out West.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

this poll is clearly about the most beautifully shot film that happened to amuse less discriminating viewers for the wrong reasons

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair, I thought we were counting shorts in this poll to ensure Duck Amuck had a fighting chance.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, me too. along with bob hope and buster keaton.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

xp to djp

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

I like Lebowski, but pretty sure I didn't vote for it... partly because if I vote for something at #37 and that helps bump it up into #1 in the main poll I feel conflicted - I have to defend it because I like it, but I only think it's the 37th best, and definitely not the actual best...

Oh, and if we had counted shorts I would've voted Tomato is Another Day and One Froggy Evening. But I didn't, because we weren't.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

if we were doing shorts, then a shitload of "our gang" would be on such a poll.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

going back upthread some but 'easy a' is probably a better movie than 'mean girls' but its less quotable and maybe less funny

theres nothing else thats placed in the last two days that i care much about either way

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

book now, emil.y!

http://www.earlytobedtent.com/id9.html

I've never even been to a NYC meeting.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

Lebowski is pretty "high" (GET IT???) on my ballot. Didn't particularly care for it the first time I saw it, but it's a grower. And, for the record, illicit substances didn't come into play w/r/t my enjoyment of any of my picks. I'll bet My Man Godfrey is a blast on hashish, though.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Man if someone doesn't laugh at the gags in M. Hulot's Holiday I would suspect their soul is broken.

I did vote for One Froggy Evening on my ballot just because.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Easy A is very good but i repped for the director's first movie Fired Up instead

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

i like road to morocco and the one where he's a baby photographer pretending to be a private eye as much as the next guy but it's funny that the guy who objects so thoroughly to half-assed cinematically void laugh machines would rep for bob hope movies

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen lebowski stoned but i have thought about it while stoned so that's probably why it was so high on my list

i have done both (all 3 if you include placing it high on my list - 4 if you include being high while making the list)

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to follow a strict "No Julianne Moore" rule for my ballot, ergo no Big Lebowski

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to follow a strict "No Julianne Moore" rule for my all ballots, ergo no Big Lebowski

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote Lebowski. It's out of its element here.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

Just cos it's got a stoner as the main character doesn't mean it's a stoner comedy

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

I threw away a lot of my votes on short films (well, the ones I didn't throw away on Bollywood comedies) - as well as L&H, I find Chaplin a lot more bearable in shorts as they're not quite so gloopily sentimental.

Reiterating from the noms thread that Tati fans should try and see Pierre Etaix's films - looks like Criterion are releasing some kind of set later in the year and they're starting to make the rounds at festivals.

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if Dazed and Confused will place. Also, if it does place, if we're going to have the Network discussion again.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to follow a strict "No Julianne Moore" rule for my all ballots, ergo no Big Lebowski

Children of Men fucks that up for me when we leave the realm of comedy; not even she can make me dislike that movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot was totally coen bros-free.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

ppl who vote 'strategically' in these polls are the most disgusting savages on ilx

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

i have almost as little use for Moore as DJP does but she's good in Lebowski imo

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost A Single Man will eff that up for me when we do our poll of the hottest movie casts ever.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Ha ha. I just realized I have at least two Julianne Moore films on my ballot. What can I say? She's a master comedienne!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Just cos it's got a stoner as the main character doesn't mean it's a stoner comedy

― Number None, Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:52 PM (36 seconds ago)

Yeah, does it a real disservice to call it such. It's a character comedy first and foremost.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/TD029O2NstI/AAAAAAAAiGA/sZS4a-hU8tE/s1600/Kids+Are+All+Right+JM.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Easy A is very good but i repped for the director's first movie Fired Up instead

haha 'fired up' is p charming but way to oafish for me to have voted for

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

it's less about STRATEGY than just using a little bit of tiebreaking logic to figure out how to fit 100 movies you want to vote for into a 50-movie ballot.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

but like i said before, i anticipate all hell will break loose if a Kevin Smith joint ends up in the Top 100. i can live w/ the big lebowski ... i can't abide jay and silent bob or its like.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

i can't imagine how many movies i'd have to jettison if 'oafish' was a disqualifier

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Lebowski although I don't think very highly. I have never seen it stoned which is pretty surprising tbh. I intentionally did not include movies that I found funny mostly due to watching them stoned.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

i think we're safe from Clerks finding us here now

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

julianne moore justifies her presence in lebowski with her intonation of "oh... yes, mr. lebowski" when she's confirming that there are people in the world who engage in coitus compulsively, and without joy

but i don't mean to start quoting lebowski because 1) it's not the time for that and 2) sadly it probably never is, at this point

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if Dazed and Confused will place. Also, if it does place, if we're going to have the Network discussion again.

We already had a bit of that discussion in the nominations thread. I ultimately relented and placed it kinda low-ish on my ballot because, although I love the movie a great deal, I have a hard time judging it as a comedy for some reason.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

personal preference will work that out just as well, SD, and as a bonus it doesn't add a tone of 'i am gaming the results for your own good u philistines' to the results commentary

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Julianne Moore is great in Lebowski

"In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - lol do you really think a Kevin Smith will place? I'd be surprised but I guess there are still quite a lot to go.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WOQj5.jpg

#63

EVIL DEAD II

Sam Raimi
1987
United States
(358 pts, 14 votes)

Evil Dead 2 = best film ever, obv.
― DG (D_To_The_G), Tuesday, October 21, 2003 12:19 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the smashing plates thing in Evil Dead 2 is knock-dead brilliant physical comedy.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, October 21, 2003 8:39 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's kind of related to the "pictures of you and famous people" thread. Me and my husband met Bruce Campbell last year and he was very funny, nice, etc. My husband was going to have his picture taken with Bruce and Bruce asked me if I wanted to be in the picture. I made this disgusted face and said something like "Ugh, no" because I really hate having my picture taken -- and then I realized he thought I was revolted at the idea of having my picture taken with him. So somewhere out there Bruce Campbell thinks I'm a haughty bitch.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, October 20, 2003 4:39 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Should I watch "Evil Dead" if I don't like horror films?

The Evil Dead - Classic or Dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

ppl who vote 'strategically' in these polls are the most disgusting savages on ilx

lol fear my insidious "must keep Julianne Moore off the comedy results" strategy

I considered Dogma for a long, long time before cutting it

looking back at my ballot and seeing Undercover Brother, I am wondering if I made the right choice

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

Evil Dead 2: 1st 'mostly based on physical comedy' film of mine to place.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

Wouldn't be too surprised to K Smith's earlier, funnier work turn up.

xpost - Undercover Brother was one of the last films I dropped :(

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

going back upthread some but 'easy a' is probably a better movie than 'mean girls' but its less quotable and maybe less funny

― Lamp

I think it has a way better cast but not quite as tight a script. The Huckleberry Finn gags were pretty great IIRC. Not sure if the film was helped/harmed by being self-aware about the genre it was working in though. Haven't seen Fired Up, is it closer to Easy A or Friends With Benefits?

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

Evil Dead 2 is great - probably my fav of the 3. As I've already mentioned it didn't occur to me to include any of the EDs but I'm glad it did to other people.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

hey dlh, Bob Hope's vehicle Son of Paleface was directed by "cinematically void" Frank Motherfucking Tashlin. Heard of him? Guessing no. stfu

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

That's pretty hilarious. The one ED movie I did vote for is the one that didn't place.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

I love that Nicole quote

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

emil.y (in her best duds) causes a ruckus at the L&H convention

http://moviesovermatter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/way-out-west.jpg?w=500&h=346

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

ppl who vote 'strategically' in these polls are the most disgusting savages on ilx

I only did this with my number one (but only knocked it up from probably like number four or five) because I figured it didn't stand a chance of placing otherwise. And it looks like it was probably all in vain at this point anyway.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol, Morbs

Eric, so you voted for the original ED? I don't consider that one to be a comedy, really. Good horror film with some silly bits, but not a comedy in the way ED2 is.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

i always forget the evil dead movies are a thing

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

Evil Dead's uneasy balance between gore and the sort of slapstick that almost seems to not be intentional is why I value it the most.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think it has a way better cast but not quite as tight a script. The Huckleberry Finn gags were pretty great IIRC. Not sure if the film was helped/harmed by being self-aware about the genre it was working in though. Haven't seen Fired Up, is it closer to Easy A or Friends With Benefits?

― etc, Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:59 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah the played John Hughes stuff is a bit of a drag on Easy A. i've only seen bits and piece of FWB so far but Fired Up is a little more overtly wacky than either.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

I guess that means you could call it the campiest of the three. Intentions, et al, term paper crap.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

That said, I think camp haters can all breathe easy that my #1 is not making the cut here.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen ED2 since I'd heard it was pretty much a remake/intensification of the first (which is way closer to horror than AoD); seems I've been missing out.

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

personal preference will work that out just as well, SD, and as a bonus it doesn't add a tone of 'i am gaming the results for your own good u philistines' to the results commentary

― less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:57 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno i think it's only really gaming the system if you're, like, voting for movies you don't like or haven't seen, or leaving off your #1. if i'm bumping what might deep down inside be my #43 out of the top 50 i don't really feel like my pants are on fire.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

(Clarifying: Evil Dead wasn't my number one. My number one came from "different places.")

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't seen Fired Up, is it closer to Easy A or Friends With Benefits?

its not really that much like either, its much more um 'broad', more physical but kinda leering in an unfortunate way. also the two leads are p gross

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think any slapstick in any Raimi movie is unintentional. It's not how the dude works.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Just got pulled into a 2 hr meeting after lunch ;_; still going to shoot for getting to 51 today without posting results too quickly.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

ur pants are an inferno imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

lamp the movie is more making clowns of the leering jocks than endorsing them, you're getting pretty marc loi itt

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

Fired Up still makes me think this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412DMF4GZCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

haha idk that obv the intent but i think it sorta slides around on that a bit i mean ive still watched it twice and enjoyed it both time. also i dont think marc loi would pan a movie because the two male leads werent hot enough

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

There's a lot of Loiing going around here lately tbh. Not that I think that's nec what Lamp's doing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

K. Hepburn wanted to be pushed in the face.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

Evil Dead 2 is the business fyi

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

also ha if this makes any sense a remake only in that it shares the same basic plot, but so far afield in almost every other way from the original that it doesnt feel remakey at all.

the first one is also great btw

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

haha idk that obv the intent but i think it sorta slides around on that a bit i mean ive still watched it twice and enjoyed it both time. also i dont think marc loi would pan a movie because the two male leads werent hot enough

― Lamp, Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:14 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

ha ok i thought you meant 'gross' on the oafish/leering tip

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't think the first evil dead was even on the poll?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

also dan otm re nicolars's comment about meeting bruce campbell :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Nominations are but suggestions, always.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

Amazed that 'Wanda' made it in to the top 100. Cleese's striptease is one of the most cringeworthy scenes committed to celluloid.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

hence solid comedy

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

This is true.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for any Python-related films bcz you all did (strategic)

and the best is A Private Function (Palin and Maggie Smith, sp by Alan Bennett)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

willful obscurantism über alles, Morbz is thy name

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Palin's my fave Python.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - lol do you really think a Kevin Smith will place? I'd be surprised but I guess there are still quite a lot to go.

i hope not ... but considering that lotsa people like his films (clerks and dogma in particular) ... and apparently all you need is a buncha like-minded people to bumrush a poll like this to get any piece-of-shit onboard (e.g., josie and the pussycats) ... it's entirely possible.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

It's more Jamie Lee Curtis gettng off on Cleese speaking Russian than his strip which is cringeworthy. Either way you cut it just isn't funny.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

troll, shut your craven lawyer piehole abt things I actually do love

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

can't remember if even palin claims a private function to be better than brian or grail, he would surely be the only one aside from morbs if so.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

I find it so hard to believe people rep for Dogshitma. I'm not a Kevin Smith fan, but I'm at least varying levels of okay with the rest of his stuff that I've seen.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Probably isn't better than the best bits of Meaning of Life.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ, did Josie kill your parents or something?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

heh eric i didn't want to say, but i mean i was half-thinking of saying jabberwocky or erik the viking tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

troll, shut your craven lawyer piehole abt things I actually do love

Did...did you just utter the L-word???

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UvgUHAtKbIE/Tv1StC1hX9I/AAAAAAAAAK0/j93Guu9-lOU/s1600/grinch.jpg

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

josie killed this poll tbph

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

well nothing subsequent has compared, that much is true

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x319/misformichaela/tumblr_kvfhm71BbO1qzzzgn.gif

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

^ craven lawyer, piehole

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Why am I getting dragged into this?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/wes-craven-image.jpg

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/15Ko1.jpg

#62

THE MEANING OF LIFE

Terry Jones
1983
United Kingdom
(363 pts, 15 votes)

ANyone else find this film to be kind of dark/disturbing in lots of ways

yeah the whole movie is pretty dark, I think it reflects much more of Gilliam and Jones' sensibilities than the previous films do; partly it's the bigger budget, I think, that allowed them to get more expansive in the set pieces and get away from the characters, so the whole thing seems less personal. Plus apparently they all hated each other by the time they filmed it which maybe seeps through. In some ways I think it's the best Monty Python film actually, it's certainly the least played-out one and the only one I could imagine watching all the way through these days.
― akm, Tuesday, March 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The first time I saw Meaning of Life I was so crushingly disappointed that I've never been able to watch it fairly since. There are great moments, no doubt, but the ubiquity of that Mr Creosote bollocks plus a bunch of sketches that seem to only be there cos they couldn't swear much on the TV make it still feel like a misguided grab for Derek and Clivedom to me.
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, October 24, 2009 4:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno, Meaning of Life was the first one I saw, and it was such a kind of rite of passage seeing it - I think it was the first R rated film that my dad took me to, saying "you're an adult now" - that it has such positive associations for me. I was deemed too young to see Brian when it came out, though from the ecclesiastical gossip surrounding its release in my mum's parish, I was expecting it to be a lot wickeder than it actually was.
― Strawberry Letter 22 (Masonic Boom), Saturday, October 24, 2009 4:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the last thing I sang in the shower was The Universe Song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, August 18, 2006 8:57 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Every Poll is Sacred" - Monty Python's Meaning of Life

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

this is not the Monty Python movie I expected to place

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

talk about interesting timing

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Nice!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

baller movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

there'll be two more yet, don't worry.

The first time, it's haphazard and disappointing- it really is just a long episode of flying circus, older and swearier. But, otoh, it's a longer, swearier episode of flying circus.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

also, it's better for Wilponzi to vent than to bottle it up till he bloats and explodes like Creosote ... lord knows he has enough to get pissed about, esp "philistines" who are irreverent to his favorite films and sports franchises.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Another fine representation of the horror/comedy kinship.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Huzzah, the one Python film I voted for. Worth voting just for the jumpcut ftom the rugby fields to the battlefields.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

The live organ donor skit affected me more than almost any torture porn.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure its also not going to be the last monty python film to place xposts

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

I am forlornly hoping this is the only one to place - Life of Brian is one of the most appallingly overquoted movies.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Life of Brian is also awesome

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

chances of holy grail not placing are absolute zero

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

'overquoted', even were it true (impossible), is not a criticism of a movie.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

My least favorite Python by a country mile, and that INCLUDES "And Now For Something Completely Different." Deeply mean-spirited garbage that goes far beyond the cynicism and pessimism of the series and the other films. Hate it.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder how many voted for meaning of life solely b/c of Mr. Creosote

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

oh gross monty python

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

i never really liked brian as much as i thought i should, but i think that has a lot to do with it being the one i saw the latest in life

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

mean-spirited ... cynicism ... pessimism

Your point?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, I'd actually forgotten there was a Life of Brian and a Holy Grail.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

vs seeing holy grail abt a million times on public television as a kid in between episodes of doctor who

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Meaning of Life feels a lot like Head. A very angry comedy and not entirely sure why.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

As in, I had completely fused them in my head.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder how many voted for meaning of life solely b/c of Mr. Creosote

I voted for it in spite of Mr Creosote (Sex Education, Catholic vs Protestant, the missing leg, live organ donor, "...so I became a waiter!", the dinner party, etc etc etc this is a fucking funny movie)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

an ilx poll on the meaning of life segments would not see mr creosote top 3 i'd bet.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder how many voted for meaning of life solely b/c of Mr. Creosote

and conversely, how many people would've voted for it except that it has Mr. Creosote.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

xpost w/ DJP

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

"Live at the Hollywood Bowl" >>>>> "Meaning of Life"

xxp The tiger/missing leg thing is about the only thing that actually feels like Python to me

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

When Daft Punk's "One More Time" first came out, I used to always sing "It's Christmas in Heaven" over the top of it. A natural fit.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

!!! I think a lot of the stuff it's angry at is right on screen - patronising teachers, the "Miracle of Life", class class class class class...

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

As in, I had completely fused them in my head.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:56 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was going to ask if you'd done this when you called brian overquoted

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

i'm an unabashed Mr. Creosote fan. i don't think i voted for meaning of life, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

an ilx poll on the meaning of life segments would not see mr creosote top 3 i'd bet.

lol bold prediction considering the link to the poll thread that explicitly shows Mr Creosote not being in the top three

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Huzzah, the one Python film I voted for.

This! I do like all the rest, though (including And Now For Something Completely Different). I love how dark they were willing to get at the end of it all.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BSAwL.jpg

#61

DUMB AND DUMBER

Peter Farrelly
1984
United States
(364 pts, 10 votes, 1 first place)

dumb & dumber is probably one of the 3 funniest movies of all time

XPOST IF YOU KNOW SHIT ALL ABOUT THE YANKEES YOU ARE CLINICALLY RETARDED
― deeznuts, Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:41 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like when they give the dead budgie back to the blind girl in Dumb & Dumber. Bar none their funniest moment.

Bill Murray's character in Kingpin has the same surname as me. Someone was watching it on cable once and called me up to tell me that. I said, "Well alright."
― Abbott, Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dumb and dumber is so awesome
― latebloomer, Friday, January 4, 2008 11:39 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dumb & Dumber = not funny at all. Only other 'comedy' film less funny than that was 'Men In Black'.
― DG, Friday, July 6, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Dumb & Dumber" = *so* funny. You probably don't like Jerry Lewis or the Stooges (3) either, then?
― duane, Thursday, July 5, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

farrelly brothers

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

booo Farrelly brothers

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

booo Farrelly brothers

― mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:00 (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

Meaning of Life feels a lot like Head. A very angry comedy and not entirely sure why.

Head: being about-to-expire pop idols sucks
Meaning of Life: being middle-aged sucks

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

ha i didn't see that dan but me otm

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

Meaning of Life feels a lot like Head. A very angry comedy and not entirely sure why.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:56 AM

this is what's so great about it! it's kind of a training ground for Brazil.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Jim Carey when he's acting like an idiot which is in pretty much every comedy he's been in. Ugh. He's so annoying. I want to slap his dumb face.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

jeff daniels at his finest.

then again, thus spake the unabashed mr. creosote fan.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Jim Carey when he's acting like an idiot which is in pretty much every comedy he's been in. Ugh. He's so annoying. I want to slap his dumb face.

^^this. he was also unwatchably wretched in batman forever (a contemporaneous non-comedy).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

The tiger/missing leg thing is about the only thing that actually feels like Python to me

Really??? Did you never see the 'Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"' skit?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen dumb and dumber but when i was in 3rd grade, a year younger than everyone, and wanted to make movies, i was allowed to direct because nobody else wanted to but i wasn't allowed to decide what we were going to make so we always just had to remake dumb and dumber. also, cliffhanger.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

why Baz Luhrmann has never tried to rope in Jim Carrey for one of his films, i'll never know.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I think this is my favorite Meaning Of Life scene, which I appreciate in a different way than I appreciate most Python material:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs

Although it fits with the rest of the movie inasmuch as it's vaguely nightmarish.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Jim Carey when he's acting like an idiot which is in pretty much every comedy he's been in. Ugh. He's so annoying. I want to slap his dumb face.

OTM fu if you voted for this crap

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Really??? Did you never see the 'Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"' skit?

I have, and it seems to retain an underlying silliness that's missing from much of Meaning of Life. Just like the architect/abbatoir sketch, or the "navy cannibalism" stuff.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

DUMB AND DUMBER

Peter Farrelly
1984

uh

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Jim Carey when he's acting like an idiot which is in pretty much every comedy he's been in.

This is also true for me in every instance except Dumb and Dumber. It's the only time I think it ever worked. Mostly because there wasn't such a pervasive air of unearned self-satisfaction hovering over that particular performance.

(Didn't vote for D+D, but I'm okay with its presence here.)

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ "Dumb and Dumber", I mean come on

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

Carrey was funny in The Mask, but also I was 14 when I saw it so...

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

I can largely take or leave D&D, but Jeff Daniels is absolutely fearless in that part, and the scene where they show up at the charity function in the tuxes is fantastically funny.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

the fact that someone made dumb and dumber their #1 pick is funnier than anything in the fucking film itself.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

Carrey. It's bugging me that I spelled his name wrong and now have to look at it repeatedly. Oops. Anyway, I've liked him a lot in a handful of things but it's always when he'd playing a role that's not typical JC.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

i totally turned up my nose at Jim Carrey in the Fire Marshall Bill/Ace Ventura days but imo Dumb & Dumber is just kind of perfect for what it is and once you have that you don't really need anything else he's done

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Did you never see the 'Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"' skit?

OTM, and that's also my favorite Python skit. (I'm sure I could remember 5 others I like better if I thought about it, but whatev.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

I don't have a problem with the Farrellys or Jeff Daniels, but ugh Jim Carrey is absolutely intolerable in anything that isn't Eternal Sunshine

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Jim Carrey as the Riddler is maybe the last great slapstick performance in a Hollywood film. If only he had scripts or collaborators worthy of him more often.

never seen D&D (Me, Myself & Irene is my fave F Bros)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

jim carrey acting like a spastic idiot on crack is like someone taking all of the worst qualities of jerry lewis and robin williams and mushing it together.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Jeff Daniels is absolutely fearless in that part

This. It's his movie afaic.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

have more respect for the people who voted for D&D/Josie/whatever than the people who get genuinely angry at the people who voted for D&D/Josie/whatever.

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Jim Carrey as the Riddler is maybe the last great slapstick performance in a Hollywood film.

and you're calling ME a troll?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Jim Carrey was very good in I Love You Philip Morris.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

"squid and the whale" is the best jeff daniels performance but D&D is a close second. was squid and the whale nominated for this poll? i would have voted for it.

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, Dumb and Dumber is a pretty funny movie but I have more appreciation for the SNL skit where Jeff Daniels was a guest on a talk show attempting to talk up his serious work and the host just kept showing the D&D diarrhea attack scene over and over again.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

enbb otm about carrey, not otm about Dumb and Dumber because everything else is perfect and the part kinda suits his hateful gurning

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

"Jim Carrey has practically kept movies alive the past few years."
- Pauline Kael, 1998

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

OK now Morbs is just straight-up trolling re The Riddler. GTFO with that.

lol xxp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure that Ace Ventura will place too so preemptive ugh to that. God, I really dislike him. It may be reaching near irrational level like my Lithgow hatred but I still think Carrey deserves it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Jim Carrey's Riddler was fine verging on great; it was the costume that was a crime against humanity (also a crime: no one associated with the movie understanding Two-Face)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

omg i forgot that skit and yes it was completely amazing! xxxxpost

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Also, not gonna lie, when my wife and I go out to eat we sometimes do the "What's the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "That sounds good, I'll have that." bit.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

jim carrey acting like a spastic idiot on crack is like someone taking all of the worst qualities of jerry lewis and robin williams and mushing it together.

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:10 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that reminds me, we're going to blessed with a totally Robin Williams-free top 100, aren't we?

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Love Kael's writing, but her opinions sometimes suuuuuucked.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

my main problem with rubberface jim carrey is that it allowed him to reach a prominence where the truman show got made and touched the hearts of millions of horrible idiots

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

don't worry Ace Ventura is not better regarded than D&D on ilx or anywhere really

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

Lisa Simpson on Carey: "He can make you laugh with a mere frantic flailing of his limbs"

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

Never seen Dumb & Dumber, but wouldn't mind seeing a few more J.Carrey films after beings surprised by his performance in I Love You Phillip Morris. IIRC I've probably seen more animated-versions-of-Jim-Carrey-characters as a kid than actual films he's been in, heh.

(xpost w/remy)

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure that Ace Ventura will place too so preemptive ugh to that.

I really doubt it, but if it does, it'd be the first thing in these results to which I'd wholeheartedly object.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

carrey is really really good in i love you phillip morris. also fun with dick and jane is a pretty funny movie. aging and toning down has been a good look for him tbh

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

that reminds me, we're going to blessed with a totally Robin Williams-free top 100, aren't we?

Except maybe Shakes The Clown, if that counts.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Mrs. Doubtfire was one of the 1950s movies I voted for.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

ha I thought I was losing my mind when I was watching Fun With Dick and Jane and thinking "hey, this is... good? what happened, I'm confused"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Williams has been good in more movies than Jim Carrey has: FACT

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

by which I mean at least 2

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

"Jim Carrey has practically kept movies alive the past few years."
- Pauline Kael, 1998

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permali

you do know that, outside of certain contexts, arguments from authority are fallacious amirite?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

I was the #1 voter for D&D. My top ten was pretty interchangeable and contained lots of "highbrow" stuff so i wanted to stick up for a genuine masterpiece of stupid comedy. I mean it's partly a nostalgic thing cos I saw it a million times when i was a kid but i can still watch it today and get laughs from it. FU if you think you're above it somehow. I agree that this is the only Carrey in wacky mode movie you ever need to watch though.

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Williams has been good in more movies than Jim Carrey has: FACT

tru dat ... i still pray that this Top 100 is completely Mork-free though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

ha I thought I was losing my mind when I was watching Fun With Dick and Jane and thinking "hey, this is... good? what happened, I'm confused"

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha same here, it was surprisingly decent

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Ugh, Dumb and Dumber can fuck right off. Come back Josie, all is forgiven!

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

"Liar, Liar" is impressive in its wholesale willingness to jettison believability, relatability, and just general common sense

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

stupid comedy is a-ok w/ me (i am an unabashed mr. creosote fan, after all). just wish you raised yer standards a bit wr2 stupid comedies.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Williams has been good in more movies than Jim Carrey has: FACT

he's also been around like 20 years longer so this isn't really a great measure

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Leap Dave Williams > Liar Liar

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

what are the stupid comedy standards? Might need to consult the universal comedy scale on this one

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

like, Jim Carrey starts out as a basically normal person who, upon discovering that he can't lie, morphs entirely into a cartoon character, and no one puts him in an insane asylum

I spent most of the movie sitting there going "why isn't anyone helping him" which I think made the movie seem funnier to me than it actually was

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

i have seen the first 'ace ventura' more times than i'd care to count

h8ed 'liar, liar'

haven't seen dumb&dumber in awhile, should watch again at some point

seconding the 'i love you philip morris' appresh

robin williams mostly an abomination in everything

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

There's been a lot of hate towards the Farrelly brothers in this thread, but I don't think anyone's actually tried to explain why TSAM or D&D are bad comedies (except for finding Jim Carrey irritating, which is fair enough I guess). So why do you think they suck? Do you hate all comedies like this?

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

(million x-posts)

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Leap Dave Williams > Liar Liar

lol yes

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

I think I have a pretty solid guess for what's gonna place at number one. Hint: it had its own cereal. As any great comedy movie worth its salt would.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

what are the stupid comedy standards? Might need to consult the universal comedy scale on this one

the three stooges (curly-era; maybe even shemp-era in a pinch) are a veritable treatise on stupid comedy standards.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Robin Williams was mostly ok in World's Greatest Dad, but I think it's not gonna be the Goldthwait film that places

Has anyone else seen the trailer for God Bless America, his new one?

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

I like the Farrellys fine, not all their movies are great tho (and the best one is Kingpin, which I expect to place)

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Kingpin is the least Farrelly

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

tbf tea leoni and richard jenkins do a lot of heavy lifting in FWDAJ but ive seen it a couple times and it holds up - dedications at the end are pretty great as well

so many xposts that no one cares anymore but fuck it i spent the time typing it so

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Robin William is great The Fisher King and a couple of other things but, yeah, mostly awful.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

the only reason i watched ace ventura: pet detective was b/c Cannibal Corpse made a cameo. that made me give Jim Carrey more leeway than i might've otherwise.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

I don't hate the Farrelly Bros. as long as I pretend that they stopped making movies once the '90s ended.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

I don't dislike the Farellys, I just don't consider "Dumb and Dumber" to be one of the 100 best comedies

I DO consider "There's Something About Mary" to be one, though

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

FU if you think you're above it somehow.

^ Just to be clear I do not think I'm above D&D. I mean this should already be clear from the stuff I have repped for but still. Not above it - just hate it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Two Farelly films made my list though I didn't realize that one of them was acutally a Farelly movie until someone just posted about it. I mean I should have but I didn't.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

Not above it - just hate it.

But why?

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

incidentally the Three Stooges movie the Farrelly Bros have been threatening to make for over a decade is finally coming out next month. at one point it was going to star Jim Carrey, Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro. now it's a guy from Mad TV, a guy from Will & Grace, and someone else I've never heard of.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

And the cast of Jersey Shore!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

he's also been around like 20 years longer

I was a fan of Carrey's short-lived sitcom "The Duck Factory," which ran maybe 5-6 years after "Mork & Mindy." Carrey was also in films fairly regularly from the mid '80s on, ie a half-decade after Robin Williams in Popeye. What DO you use that library for?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

I think I have a pretty solid guess for what's gonna place at number one. Hint: it had its own cereal. As any great comedy movie worth its salt would.

Despite the Murphy/Lawrence team-up, I really don't think that Life got that many votes.

s.clover, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not entirely sure what being 'above it' entails. Insofar as one thinks that one is 'above' something that is utterly shit, then, uh, I guess I do. I don't dislike it because it's "lowbrow" or anything, though. I dislike it because it isn't funny, has terrible actors, terrible direction, terrible cinematography, it isn't funny, it has a boring plot, it is generally dislikable, it isn't funny.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol clover

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

There's been a lot of hate towards the Farrelly brothers in this thread, but I don't think anyone's actually tried to explain why TSAM or D&D are bad comedies (except for finding Jim Carrey irritating, which is fair enough I guess).

Casting Jonathan Richman as a troubadour.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

I don't dislike the Farellys, I just don't consider "Dumb and Dumber" to be one of the 100 best comedies

I DO consider "There's Something About Mary" to be one, though

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:29 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh son

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

Tuomas - I already said. Jim Carrey.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

ugh nothing djp otm there

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

Dumb & Dumber is what it is, love it or hate it, whatever. so much of TSAM is aggressively mediocre by any standard.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

Jim Carrey as an Axl Rose-wannabe in the dead pool was funnier than him in dumb and dumber.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

first starring role for robin williams - popeye in 1980
first starring role for jim carrey - ace ventura in 1994

thats not counting mork in 1978 so

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I guess you can hate D&D for Jim Carrey, but OTOH the role he plays in that one is tailor-made for him, plus he's less manic and subdued than in other movies from that era, like Ace Ventura or Batman. So I don't really see dissing D&D only because of him, unless you're a hardcore Carey Hater.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

(xxxpost)

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

first starring role for robin williams - popeye in 1980
first starring role for jim carrey - ace ventura in 1994

thats not counting mork in 1978 so

What about Earth Girls Are Easy, that one came out in the 80s?

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Carrey was also in films fairly regularly from the mid '80s on, ie a half-decade after Robin Williams in Popeye. What DO you use that library for?

thx Morbz, was gonna point this out. Carrey has been around FOREVER.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

it's so much easier to talk about movies we hate than movies we love, innit?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for any Python-related films bcz you all did (strategic)

didn't go this far, but I intentionally moved my pythons down the list to throw more points at the long shots

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

actually i forgot once bitten so fuck it ignore me

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

if you're really going to measure "Jim Carrey movies" against "Robin Williams movies" you have to look at movies (not tv) once they had enough star power to have control over what movies they were in and actually star in the movies. i don't give enough of a shit to come up with exact dates though.

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

oh jesus once bitten

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

you said "been around" not "starring" xp

easy way to avoid outrage re comedians: skip the stuff that looks like shit

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

xpost yeah, "fags in the shower" is a low point in even Jim Carrey's career

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

i hadn't seen earth girls are easy when it first came out, and while i did see the dead pool when it first came out the name "jim carrey" would've meant nothing to me back then ... i didn't even know that he'd been in either of these films (or anything else) before ace ventura until it was pointed out to me around the time the cable guy came out.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

if you're really going to measure "Jim Carrey movies" against "Robin Williams movies" you have to look at movies (not tv) once they had enough star power to have control over what movies they were in and actually star in the movies.

With Robin Williams, I don't think this happened until the late 80s/early 90s. "Popeye" or "Moscow in the Hudson" didn't exactly make him into a star.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Robin Williams in the way a lot people here seem to hate Carrey. Comedy kryptonite

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, me too. I basically only like him in serious roles (except for some of his voice work).

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

With Robin Williams, I don't think this happened until the late 80s/early 90s

also true. Williams didn't really get to carry movies all on his own until around the time of Good Morning Vietnam iirc

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Patch Addams is literally in the top 10 worst movies I have ever seen.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

(x-post)

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

tbh, and to his considerable credit, at least jim carrey has never been in anything like patch adams.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

For the longest time I thought Moscow On The Hudson starred Yakov Smirnoff.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

you guys need to focus on the positive, which, again, is that there's probably no RW movie in this whole list (Birdcage would've shown up by now if it was gonna make it, right?)

also no Adam Sandler, unless the PT Anderson stans turned out in full force

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

again, depends on if ppl voted for Shakes the Clown

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

wtf Robin Williams doing drama is clearly worse than Robin Williams doing comedy, I thought everyone knew that

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

there's probably no RW movie in this whole list (Birdcage would've shown up by now if it was gonna make it, right?)

Aladdin!

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

I like Williams in Popeye, Garp, Baron Munchausen, Shakes the Clown, uh Deconstructing Harry... he can work in small doses

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

again, depends on if ppl voted for Shakes the Clown

I did

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

i could see good morning, vietnam making it ... and folks not going apeshit if it did (me included).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I guess you can hate D&D for Jim Carrey, but OTOH the role he plays in that one is tailor-made for him, plus he's less manic and subdued than in other movies from that era, like Ace Ventura or Batman.

That's pretty much OTM. It's one of his only comedic roles where he wasn't all "Okay, gonna throw in a little pinch of Fire Marshall Bill here...and a dash of Vera De Milo there...". Like Robin Williams, he's shown that when he consciously avoids the irritating tics he returns to ad nauseum, he can do good work.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

wtf Robin Williams doing drama is clearly worse than Robin Williams doing comedy, I thought everyone knew that

There are some good movies where RW does drama. I can't think of a single good movie (besides his voice work in animations) where he does comedy.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

i hadn't even heard the words "Shakes The Clown" in almost 20 years before this thread, i must've missed the ilx following it had

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, forgot about Baron Munchhausen, that is a good movie, but his part in it is small.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

Awakenings should've awakened the world to the horror of serious Mork.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

also no Adam Sandler, unless the PT Anderson stans turned out in full force

I think it's way too early to be making that prediction.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

Chris Rock had a good quote about how he knew a bunch of actors who could have done the truman show but only one that could make Dumb & Dumber work.

da croupier, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

The Birdcage is actually pretty good. OK maybe not actually good but I have a total soft spot for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

I hope the Pauly Shore movies I voted for make it. Not looking good though.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

chris rock otm

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

I really, really want to watch Patch Adams someday, just to see if it really lives up to the dismal "hype".

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

also no Adam Sandler, unless the PT Anderson stans turned out in full force

I think it's way too early to be making that prediction.

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:52 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno, dog, if Billy Gilmore was gonna happen it woulda happened already

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

I hope the Pauly Shore movies I voted for make it. Not looking good though.

Son In Law totally deserves to place.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

Steven Tyler PJs, Steven Tyler PJS

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

i have seen a disturbing number of bad Robin Williams movies IN THE THEATER: Patch Adams, Toys, Hook, um Good Will Hunting

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

La Cage aux Folles unknown to all str8 ppl under 40, right? Doubt there'll be any other foreign besides Play Time...

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

I can say without equivocation that Birdcage improves upon La Cage.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

I really, really want to watch Patch Adams someday, just to see if it really lives up to the dismal "hype".

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trust me, it does ... as does a lot of stuff that has dismal hype.

sometimes, shit is shit ... and you don't need to smush it in yer nostrils to know that it stinks.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

Me, Myself & Irene is my fave F Bros

I'd agree with this (tho Kingpin cuts it close); I forgot to vote for Dumb and Dumber mostly bcz I voted for the first Ace Ventura, but MM&I is probably better than both

squid and the whale" is the best jeff daniels performance but D&D is a close second

wd also agree with this, and would also put in Fly Away Home which has no business near this poll

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

the only vouchable robin williams drama is Worlds Greatest Dad, but its so good that it makes up for a bunch of his terrible shit imo

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

enbb: yer a Pauly Shore fan, amirite?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

World's Greatest Dad is nuts, and I def consider it a v dark comedy (Bobcat Goldthwaite directed it!)

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

all this goldthwaite stanning is making me wonder how we got out of the nominations thread without a single Police Academy movie

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

really surprised 'dumb & dumber' placed so low

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Worlds Greatest Dad is a comedy, no matter who directed it. It also has about 3 good scenes.

"Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy." - Michael O'Donoghue

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

got some catching up to do! oy

PHILADELPHIA STORY: I love almost all of this but I kinda side with Alfred on what they did to Hepburn. I don't know if this is heresy but I do actually prefer the way they used Grace Kelly in the same role in High Society, it made a lot more sense. (Which is one of my other favorite movies(

FISH CALLED WANDA: I couldn't get on board with this, even though I was a huge Monty Python fan. The incessant RAVING about it made me go to ground for like, 10 years before I even watched it all the way through. It's funny, but, I dunno, I just kinda missed the boat altogether.

MY MAN GODFREY: never seen it. But all the comments make want to check it out.

EVIL DEAD 2: wtf @ me. I chose Army of Darkness over this, I kind of hate my stupid ballot now. Evil Dead 1 was like a lukewarm practice for the promise of Evil Dead 2. I enjoy Evil Dead 1, but compared to 2 it just feels too straight somehow, even though it does have funny moments. But 2? Raimi goes FULL Raimi, and Bruce goes FULL Bruce, and the slapstick of the horror in this is outstanding. This is what they do best. WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT VOTE FOR THIS BRILILANT MOVIE. ugh.

MEANING OF LIFE: I love it as a collection of great sketches, but not so much as a movie. But I will love the Mr Universe song forever and always amen. And also for "It's a Mr Death or something. He's come about the reaping?"

DUMB AND DUMBER: I saw this in the theater twice, have watched it a bajillion times on DVD, quoted it endlessly but I feel like I enjoy it as a memory now and I didn't vote for it. It's sort of a nostalgic favorite but I couldn't honestly say it was any better than the movies I voted for. I don't mind Jim Carrey in the right movie.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer - LOL who isn't?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

La Cage aux Folles unknown to all str8 ppl under 40, right?

The gay conspiracy is falling down on the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r38x6mHfnwU

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol some dude I was just coming back to post that I wished I had voted for Police Academy 4 xps

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

i looked at this thread title for a couple days before just realizing realizing it looks like something i might say, i voted dumb n dumber btw wonderful film

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

"Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy." - Michael O'Donoghue

Of course he'd say that, and of course you'd quote that.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

I would not actually call myself a Pauly Shore "fan" but I have a certain appreciation for The Weasel as a product of his time and a relic from my youth. I once posted the greatest PS pic on facebook where he was in full-on Wease mode and it got something ridic like 90 some odd comments. PS brings people out of the woodwork.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not entirely sure what being 'above it' entails. Insofar as one thinks that one is 'above' something that is utterly shit, then, uh, I guess I do. I don't dislike it because it's "lowbrow" or anything, though. I dislike it because it isn't funny, has terrible actors, terrible direction, terrible cinematography, it isn't funny, it has a boring plot, it is generally dislikable, it isn't funny.

you voted for buñuel

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

lemme guess, the highest form of comedy is making people clap or stroke their chin approvingly at the knowledge that they share the comedian's political views

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

La Cage aux Folles unknown to all str8 ppl under 40, right?

La Cage is my favorite musical of all time. I have seen it twice on Broadway but have never seen the movie. Should I bother?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

you voted for buñuel

Yes, I did. And your point is...?

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

ps - I am under 40 so there!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

you voted for buñuel

ladies and gentlemen, Seth Putnam's Last Will and Testament.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bRk8h.jpg

#60

PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES

John Hughes
1987
United States
(365 pts, 12 votes)

are you kidding me? MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL-TIME. classic!
― ath (ath), Wednesday, March 1, 2006 1:57 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?"
"Yes."

"How may I help you?"

"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat."

"I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."

"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now."
― ath (ath), Wednesday, March 1, 2006 1:59 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Those aren't pillows!
― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Wednesday, March 1, 2006 3:06 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I loved this movie until the way-beyond-sappy ending (Candy shows up for Thanksgiving... Ugh!). Other than that, classic!
― schwantz (schwantz), Wednesday, March 1, 2006 6:12 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I blubbed at the end. Sometimes I like to be emotionally manipulated. Nothing wrong with that. What's the alternative - Candy jumps in front of a train I suppose? Sometimes I want a happy ending. Is that too much to ask?
― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, March 2, 2006 4:15 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

better than arthur miller.
― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Thursday, March 2, 2006 4:29 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Classic or Dud

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

michael o'donaghue was that guy who used to make jokes about ppl sticking long, sharp needles in his eyes on 1970s-era SNL amirite? those skits were pretty funny i admit.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

sd, I believe the highest form of comedy is hitting you in the face with a shovel

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

you know what, screw all of you; my one time viewing of Good Will Hunting was a positive experience and none of your disapproval can change my mind

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

also why is it that Morbs is never funny unless he's threatening someone with GBH

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

PTA was very high on my ballot! happy to see it here!

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

(i like good will hunting, too ... even robin williams was good in it.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Dumb and Dumber is where my hand shook a little before I wrote it down on my "I should now see this" list. It's not my tipping point, but it's close.

xpost THERE'S MY TIPPING POINT!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

I love PTA but it was not on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I enjoy GWH and think people mostly like to hate on it for no good reason. Plus the "it's not your fault" scene is sort of hilarious.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I love PTA too but it wasn't on mine either. It would probably make my revised list. I wish John Candy hadn't kicked it so young.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

ive never seen GWH!

xpost wait really, re: planes trains being your tipping point? that movie is fucking awesome

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

yeah what the hell

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

some dude and Dr. Morbius are shaping up to be the Stiller/Meara of this thread.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

I really hate GWH for many reasons, not the least of which is Matt Damon crying

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

thats not some snobbish avoidance of GWH either, by the time i got around to it everyone in the world had seen it and i didnt feel like sitting down with it by myself so it just never happened

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

I should've voted for PT&A! ARGH!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen planes, trains & automobiles since it was in the theaters. it was entertaining but never felt the need to revisit it.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

I honestly don't get the GWH hate. Like, at all. I mean I guess this isn't the place for that discussion and I know it has its own thread. Just saying.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

i saw GWH for the first time a few weeks ago, matt damon's haircut is pretty hilarious

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

thought it was pretty average btw, not awful but not amazing

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

people h8 it because its lame is all

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

the movie, not the haircut

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

I like some of hughes films but didn't put any on my ballot, I guess I could've at least thrown the breakfast club a bone

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen planes, trains & automobiles since it was in the theaters. it was entertaining but never felt the need to revisit it.

^^^this

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot sucks you guys, what the hell was I doing. I didn't vote for PTA!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

thats not some snobbish avoidance of GWH either, by the time i got around to it everyone in the world had seen it and i didnt feel like sitting down with it by myself so it just never happened

I think the moment for seeing GWH may have passed by now; it's absolutely a movie "of its time" and probably difficult to watch unburdened of expectations, which is IMO how it is best appreciated

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

why are we talking about Good Will Hunting?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

im still baffled by why PT&A would be a bridge too far. i didnt vote for it but its a super solid comedy with two great leads doing what they do best, but not overindulging in what they do best.

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

she's having a baby is an underrated hughes flick tbh

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

why are we talking about Good Will Hunting?

because this is the comedy poll results thread

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

also, my fave John Candy movie role is in spaceballs

( ... no, i didn't vote for spaceballs, so settle down y'all)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

Steve Martin and John Candy could read from the phone book and I'd still say it was the funniest thing ever

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, it's not your fault.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot Hughes directed the Vacation movies!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

I totally voted for Spaceballs.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I know I forgot that too!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

I keep trying to talk about john hughes but inexplicably everybody wants to debate a gus van sant movie

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

John Candy in SCTV >>>>>>> John Candy in Splash >>>>> John Candy opp Maureen O'Hara in that Chris Columbus version of Marty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest of John Candy's career

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - He didn't direct Euro Vacation. IIRC he wrote it but Amy Heckerling directed it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

fuck

I suck at voting, I forgot about Spaceballs

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

you can't laugh in here, this is the ilx comedy poll room

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

John Candy in Splash is one of my favorite things in life

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

MORBS SHOULD I WATCH LA CAGE THE MOVIE OR NOT?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, Morbs repping for a Ron Howard movie over something with a lol old actress.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

"THEY PUBLISHED MY STORY! "LESBIAN NO MORE""

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Splash is awesome, I will form a united front with Morbs til he tells me I'm stupid for something unrelated

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

http://www.availableimages.com/images/pictures/1984/splash/aph_29.jpg

Candy in Splash is the best. This is the second time this week that i have talked to someone about that. Weird.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Not that he would but just in case

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs would have put 4 Brooks movies on my ballot and at the end of the day I couldn't justify it over some other movies I also love

although one of those movies was Undercover Brother, which I am second-guessing the shit out of (really need to rewatch it to see if it's actually funny or if I retroactively made it funny in my memory to keep myself from hunting down and killing Eddie Griffin)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

the beer and the cigarette at the raquetball court

amazing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

also how the hell did I forget about Splash

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

That said "Summer Rental" is an underrated Candy movie imo.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs would have put 4 Brooks movies on my ballot and at the end of the day I couldn't justify it over some other movies I also love

^^ exact same boat here

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

strange brew mysteriously omitted from candy's wikipedia filmography

didn't that movie have a cult following? I don't think I ever saw it

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, it totally does.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs would have put 4 Brooks movies on my ballot and at the end of the day I couldn't justify it over some other movies I also love

^^ exact same boat here

^^^^ exact same boat here here

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

If I had remembered that Spaceballs existed it would have put me at 4 Brooks movies

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit man strange brew is super awesome

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I did not vote for Splash either

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

Strange Brew is weird and hilarious and great

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

though i think i left off spaceballs in favor of back to school.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

God all of a sudden I want to see Splash again desperately

<3 Summer Rental; also Candy is the only thing I dont really hate about Home Alone (which makes me think that maybe I need to watch PT&A)

also: totally voted for Spacebals

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

wait but john candy isnt in strange brew

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

lol canadians never mind

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs is where I quit Brooks forever, tho Joan Rivers as a robo-hag is eerily prescient.

DJP, Undercover Brother is better than every other film you have mentioned itt

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

explains why it is not in his filmography

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

totally forgot he was in Splash tbh

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

strange brew might be max von sydows finest comedy villain moment

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

Undercover Brother is awful.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, Undercover Brother is better than every other film you have mentioned itt

Undercover Brother pales in comparison to the masterpiece that is BLACK DYNAMITE

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

which I voted for iirc

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

although one of those movies was Undercover Brother, which I am second-guessing the shit out of (really need to rewatch it to see if it's actually funny or if I retroactively made it funny in my memory to keep myself from hunting down and killing Eddie Griffin)

Saw it recently. It's actually funny. Chappelle puts it over the top.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

the great thing about Splash is that I enjoyed it on a kid's level when I was really little, and then when I got older I could totally enjoy it on a grownup level but with the added bonus of the same laughs I got when I was a kid

"The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. BOCCE BALLS"

(Mr Veg and I went on a cruise of Lower Manhattan and we both recited that line together as we chugged past the Statue of Liberty)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

Undercover Brother is still p funny

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs is where I quit Brooks forever

non-shockah ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

candy also voices the teenage muscleman in a segment of heavy metal

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

this I verified

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

Undercover Brother pales in comparison to the masterpiece that is BLACK DYNAMITE

which i inexplicably left offa my ballot ;_;

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TVJpf.jpg

#59

KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS

Robert Hamer
1949
United Kingdom
(377 pts, 12 votes)

Kind Hearts and Coronets (awesome film, saw it for the first time last week) has a very good abrupt ending that somehow manages to be ambiguous AND satisfying. Remarkable, that.
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, May 30, 2003 8:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just finished kind hearts and coronets, and i couldn't believe just how fantastic it was, mainly because it was sort of a dark, nasty little number. perhaps in no moment more shocking than when our "hero", having led the duke into an animal trap, kneels before him with the shotgun and muses, "from here, i think, the wound will be consistent with the story i shall tell", and instantly blasts him.
quite a wonderful ending, too.
― gear (gear), Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:11 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alec Guinness Film Poll

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'm just gonna post this here why because it is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZRu2SNx9wM&feature=related

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of black dynamite ... there haven't been any really recent films (2009 onwards) in the Top 100 yet, amirite?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs has four or five funny lines.

YES

xp

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

WTH is Undercover Brother?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

hadn't seen any of the Ealings recently enough to evaluate, Man in the White Suit came the closest

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Griffin blaxploitation parody

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Griffin, Dave Chappelle etc etc 2002-ish?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.frymybacon.com/media/images/articles/article_0164_03.jpg

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

I had three Brooks on my list and tbth I'd probably take Spaceballs off if I were to revise it based on this thread. I tried watching it again and it wasn't nearly as funny as it was to me when I was a kid. Not that that's shocking but I think I blocked that out when making this list.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

comedy slobs just waltzing past the Olds' choices

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Tried watching it again last year, I meant to say.

There are a couple funny parts/ideas but overall it was pretty bad.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

well I don't have anything to add about a movie I've never heard of, much less seen Morbz

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

the great thing about Splash is that I enjoyed it on a kid's level when I was really little, and then when I got older I could totally enjoy it on a grownup level but with the added bonus of the same laughs I got when I was a kid

I think this is true of every movie I voted for that I saw as a kid. Any comedy that's able to appeal to audiences of all ages without pandering or aiming for the lowest common denominator is a special thing indeed.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost ENBB you might be onto something there. Maybe that's why I didn't remember it/vote for Spaceballs. I had a recorded-off-tv VHS that my brother & sister and I would watch all the time, but I haven't seen it in like, 10 years.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

i've been meaning to watch kind hearts and coronets for a while now, but especially since i recently watched the man in the white suit (which i liked so much that i actually voted for it in this poll).

i'm taking the britishes crew were mostly the ones who voted for kind hearts, since the Self-Appointed American Movie Pope just admitted that he hadn't.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

More like Kind Farts and Coronets

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of black dynamite ... there haven't been any really recent films (2009 onwards) in the Top 100 yet, amirite?

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so far the 21st century is represented by Mean Girls, Kung Fu Hustle, A Serious Man and Josie & The Pussycats

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost Deric that's what has always bugged me about Shrek and those more cynical 'kids' movies like The Smurfs, when they play straight to grownups and leave the scraps for the kids.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

yay kind hearts! i voted for two ealings (this and ladykillers) and probably should have rewatched the lavender hill mob which i remember nothing from but have just discovered i apparently own.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

so far the 21st century is represented by Mean Girls, Kung Fu Hustle, A Serious Man and Josie & The Pussycats

― some dude, Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:39 AM (1 minute ago)

seems about right

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

some dude: thanks -- so a serious man is the newest film on the poll thusfar.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

a fair representation of the 21st century imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Forgot to include Ealing comedies :/

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

I always get kind hearts and coronets mixed up with arsenic and old lace

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/eKYlG.jpg

#58

THE LADY EVE

Preston Sturges
1941
United States
(389 pts, 11 votes, 1 first place)

Aw, the Lady Eve is one of my all time favorite movies.
― Nicole, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:06 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Watched The Lady Eve (1941), after reading this comment by Robin Wood -
Sturges’s masterpiece, from the long buildup to the most hilarious and brutal payoff in the history of Hollywood comedy - tho' even after screening/enjoying i'm not quite what Wood means by 'brutal payoff'... I was plesantly surprised by how 'modern' the film's take on infidelity and desire is - the script is littered with filthy entendres, and at one point Barbara Stanwyck (falsely) confesses to multiple adulteries while on board a roaring steam train, while Henry Fonda's constant pratfalling and 'innocent' ogling of female body parts acts as kind of displaced priapism. All of the supporting players are wonderful, tho' for sheer out-and-out FUN I still prefer the Palm Beach Story.
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:01 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Preston Sturges seems OK so far, though neither my mind nor my gut have been busted by any of his movies.
― Eric H., Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then again, I don't have a gut to bust. Does The Lady Eve really inspire bellylaughs? I chuckle a lot.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:19 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'lady eve' is good filthy fun.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:27 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I prefer Lady Eve... hope it places better.
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:14 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Preston Sturges: The PurPOLL one, with the pluuuuuuuuuuuumes at the hips.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

comedy slobs just waltzing past the Olds' choices

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2012 5:36 PM (6 minutes ago)

was excited to watch kind hearts and coronets but now i am going to have an all night apatow festival just to spite morbs

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

thx for that

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

and now we reach the Morbs period of the comedy ballot

I am afraid I don't know any of these

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Never really liked anything I've seen John Candy in <- It's an American thing?

Never really entirely gotten on board with Steve Martin either, though I gave Man with 2 Brains / Little Shop of Horrors the bottom two slots in my vote. Also I don't like him playing straight.

Also really the problem is that I'm really not down with the Comedy of Embarrassment and never have been. Dumb & Dumber I'll give a try because as I understand it the point is that they're too dumb to really get awkward about what's going on.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

the lady eve is delightful all around but i think that it was the lowest-ranked Preston Sturges film that i voted for.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

I always get kind hearts and coronets mixed up with arsenic and old lace

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More like fartsenic and old farts.

(NB that might actually have made my ballot, gotta check)

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost It's not an American thing, I know plenty of Aussies who love John Candy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Only Ealing comedy I voted for was 'The Ladykillers', though did consider 'Passport to Pimlico'. Enjoy 'Kind Hearts' more as a drama than a comedy, though nearly voted for it just for Joan Greenwood's voice.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

well and canadians xpost

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Today's results shooting holes in Morbs' worst fears like

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/moxievision/CookJr01.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Candy is Canadian ffs!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Hah, I'm liking the 21st century's style!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

If I'd meant the US, I'd've said the US.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway I'm lying, I liked him in Spaceballs, but I get the impression this stands out a bit in his oeuvre?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Do I gotta post the Blues Bros. "orange whip" clip again?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

YES YOU GOTTA

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

how can you not like john candy

bnw, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

the lady eve is a good #1. fonda's aroused, panicking facial expressions.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

i like 'lady eve' better than 'sullivan's'

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

I think my favorite Candy is Uncle Buck and Splash, equal tie (not counting SCTV)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

i'm admittedly a stanwyck nut tho

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost Deric that's what has always bugged me about Shrek and those more cynical 'kids' movies like The Smurfs, when they play straight to grownups and leave the scraps for the kids.

God, exactly. Shrek might honestly be among the top three worst movies I've seen from this century. It's a kids movie made by people who hate kids only a little more than they hate the rest of us/themselves.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

I was never a huge candy fan but he shines in stripes and splash, PT&A as well

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

god remember stripes

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

private benjamin

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

these were hits ppl in the 80s the funniest thing you could do was join the army

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

Stripes!

Judge Reinhold is adorable in that movie, fyi

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

i think Candy is great in a lot of things but rarely are the other things in the same movie remotely as good (PT&A and to a lesser extent Stripes and Spaceballs being exceptions)

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

The poll results thus far have tended towards Morbs-friendly fare largely to lull him into letting his guard down before Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector makes an appearance.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

some dude OTM about Candy, he's often better than everything else going on around him. He was badly served by his material most of the time. And I don't think PT&A or Stripes or Spaceballs are all that great, so that goes for those too.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't mention Uncle Buck (though I sure as hell did vote for it) because I thought it was sort of excepted as Candy's crowning achievement.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

orange hwhip

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

stripes was funnier when i was a teenager than it is now, so it didn't go on my ballot.

the lady eve is definitely #1 vote worthy ... but honestly, there are several other Sturges films i prefer to it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

I just want a gif of him doing the Bug laugh as he smokes his cigar

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

all these old movies in the poll -- we couldn't have trolled morbz any better if we had only voted for movies after 1960.

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

he thinks we're all philistines, HA WE SHOWED HIM

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

also, i suspect that Millenials will look at stripes as LOL Cold War ... the same way we Gen-Xs look at some silents as LOL World War I.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

stripes is great for the first hour or so but craps out big time when they leave boot camp

in a way, it was a dry run for ghostbusters

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

who the hell lols at WWI

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

generational stereotypes make me IA

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

all these old movies in the poll -- we couldn't have trolled morbz any better if we had only voted for movies after 1960.

ah, but they're not the RIGHT pre-1960 films ... no Fatty Arbuckle or Harold Lloyd yet, or the "wrong" Preston Sturges films.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

oh that archduke ferdinand what a card

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

who the hell lols at WWI

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:02 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

industrialists

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

well, who the hell lols at the Cold War either really?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

boy that somme was a hoot! all that mud

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol gallipoli lololol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

and don't even get me started on the Boer War! bwahahahaah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TaKEt.jpg

#57

GHOST WORLD

Terry Zwigoff
2001
United States
(390 pts, 12 votes)

Yes, it is very good. I mean, I actually cared about the characters (well, Enid and Seymour). I'm very glad as well that it was made now rather than when Eightball and the like were at their peak -- what would have been another "slacker" film ended up being something much sweeter and more touching coming on the heels of the post-irony, pro-prosperity late 1990s. Or something like that.
Oh, the studio's first chioce for Enid was...wait for it...Jennifer Love Hewitt.
― scott p., Monday, August 13, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's really good. And odd. The pacing and editing is all slightly... off. At first I wasn't sure if this was intentional, but it must be because the pacing and timing is SO consistent. The punchlines come a beat too late. Or not at all. Or at the beginning of the joke instead of the end. Quiet awkward moments. Small details and glances; you wonder why the film's pointing them out? And as you roll along the weight of those details really comes home. I think many ppl on this board will appreciate the attitude about art, what is it, what's worth noticing.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, August 14, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Myself and Thompson agree on Ghost World. Very well played, funny and interesting - but the subtext and ending are very poor. Fundamentally the films message appears to be if you are a misanthropist and mess with people you will end up with no friends (no disagreement there). So I worry about the film - and Enid in particular - being cluthced to the bosom of a certain kind of adolescent & post-adolescent girl because the ending is so vague. I certainly read it as a hopeful ending which is more than this character deserves. Where is the mystery bus going? Maybe it would be better to see her six moths later on the streets of some big faceless city...
Very interesting movie though. Oh and Nick - the final scene with Buscemi is back at his mothers with him undergoing therapy.
― Pete, Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who is the fakepunk scottish twat on c5 who reviewed GW by reeling off a rubbish parody of posh-review talk "a postmodern parablew deconstructing the anomie of blah blah" (cept i bet he doesn't know the word anomie): he then said, "I lived this, so I don't want to go and see a film about it". He is less punchable than David Smith, but only just.
― mark s, Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeh, agree on the slightly unpleasant aftertaste of the sub-text / ending (altho is surely only a kind of side-effect of imposing a narrative on fragments, which otherwise was v successful, I think). I was expecting resolute 'no hugs, no message', but it was more like message but no hug (??); tho what message there was I read less as be misanthropic = chase your friends away than the energy and bile to hate life's clutter (people and things) can only be maintained from a safe distance; when you move in close you can't help but find the good in humanity (or something), ie the logic of the Enid/Seymour arc.
Also I missed Josh from the comic, especially the scene where Enid goes to his flat and fucks/doesn't fuck him, and then he ends up with Becky - that was mutedly heartrending; also not mainly about Josh (who is by the way lovely in the strip) but about the Becky-Enid friendship, the dying-fall dynamic of which I think got a bit lost in teh Seymour plot, and that was a shame.
― Ellie, Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I'm not convinced there's a good side to the Enid / Seymour relationship. The point where Enid turns up looking for sympathy and self-validation, and then settles for sex at the expense of Seymour's own feelings is a horribly familiar scenario, and one which has no good side. They both feel rubbish afterwards, but the consequences are only really visited on Seymour. The Enid / Seymour narrative, read straight (although I think the film maybe invites us to choose between a redemptive / destructive understanding of it when Seymour finds the courage to leave his duff relationship -- or does he do it to pursue Enid?) seems pretty consistent -- girl messes with boy's head, but that's OK, because that's what certain types of girls do, and it's not their fault, because it's only a symptom of their insecurity. This seems to perpetuate some terrible myths: particularly that what you do as a result of your insecurities is not your responsibility.
― alext, Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Has anyone seen Ghost World yet?

Steve Buscemi in Ghost World: discuss

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

oh that archduke ferdinand what a card

to be fair, he did his best work before the war.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

i hear that the Kaiser loved a movie with a good pie fight or three.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

All Quiet On The Western Fart

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Did you hear about the krauts and the mustard gas? they're bad near frankfurter.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

went out with a bang tho

xps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Can't remember if I voted Ghost World or not, but it's a deserving entry.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

huh

I haven't seen this since it came out. I guess I liked it well enough at the time. Wouldn't have thought to vote for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

smh

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

All Quiet On The Western Fart

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:04 AM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalin

I hate you for making me laugh out loud at that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

The Blues Hammer scene alone.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

okay I dug Ghost World but ... shrug

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkNRn9GGjA

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Still haven't seen Ghost World. Dangerous question, I know, but is it actually funny or, wry observational humor stylin'?

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Stripes is not only on my ballot, it is in my Top Ten.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

The latter? I can't really remember tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

In a few scenes (i.e. the one I just posted), GW tries to have it both ways.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

WOHS all the way

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

(I suspect the latter, having read the comic, and if so, then that makes me feel LOTS better about my ballot)

xxxp

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

I like Ghost World fine, but I think it would have worked a lot better if it had been a less overt comedy. It's sad that Clowes material seems to lose its power in translation, particularly since he's directly involved in the translation. Film probably just isn't his medium (although he might beg to differ).

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

I also don't think I've seen Ghost World since it came out... thought it was pretty good at the time/at least on par with the source material but it hardly seems like ALL TIME material or anything

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen it in a long time but I remember it being wry

dark wry with mayo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

GW's targets are all way too easy, but they're also deserving.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

that's how it usually works

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

well, who the hell lols at the Cold War either really?!?

Anyone watching Dr Strangelove?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

the cold war is hilarious, khrushchev alone

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

no president is funnier than fucking NIXON

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

GW's targets are all way too easy, but they're also deserving.
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's how it usually works
― some dude, Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This thread just got really sad and meta.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Fucking Nixon is pretty hilar.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

Dude had weird balls.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

that wasn't meta. i was just saying, yeah, a lot of things become easy targets by deserving it.

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

unless you mean unintentionally boy o boy can we please talk about morbs more

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

Really glad Kind Hearts & Coronets turned up - probably the second darkest comedy on my ballot. Dennis Price's murder methods (shooting the ballooning suffragette etc), Joan Greenwood's voice/accent, & Alec Guinness as the eight different D'Ascoynes:

"Guinness was originally only offered four D'Ascoyne parts, recollecting: "I read [the screenplay] on a beach in France, collapsed with laughter on the first page, and didn't even bother to get to the end of the script. I went straight back to the hotel and sent a telegram saying, ‘Why four parts? Why not eight!?'""

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

I meant everyone.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Well, and farts. Farts are easy targets too.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

guys

I didn't vote for Bad Santa

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Loved Ghost World when it came out, was one of my all-time favorites. It hasn't aged well for me at all, though. And what initially struck me as a hilarious spot-on barb -- Blueshammer -- now seems lazy and obvious.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

... "Ghost World"?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

I can't stand Bad Santa.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa should be good but it just doesn't work somehow.

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

otm

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

dumb & dumber is the first one to rank that i would've voted for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-qZ4DKxm0

how can you not love this

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ You are all fired xp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

re: bad santa, it does have its passionate acolytes however

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i have a suspicion it might still show up

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

nuh uh Phil, you're fired. where's my goddamn orange whip

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Lazy or not, every time I find myself within earshot of a Famous Daves or House of Blues, "Blues Hammer" seems pretty spot on to me.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

it totally will show up

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

i have never been more disgusted by ilx than these last few anti-bad santa posts

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

I just don't want to santa fuck anyone and I can live without Billy Bob Thornton ruining my Christmas

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

i did not know that ghost world was a comedy until just now

Movies are funnier when you can say "Cocksucker" in them (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

oh god

I just don't want santa to fuck anyone

christ almighty what have I done

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Bad Santa, but it was below Elf for me.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

I think I might have forgotten to vote for Bad Santa too. :0

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Well, SOMEONE is not getting a fragglestick car for Christmas, I can promise you that.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

strongo, passionate acolyte

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

If you voted for Elf then you can stay, Jeff.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa deserves to be on this list more than Ghost World, imo.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

i've seen bad santa and i have to imagine it's much funnier if you have sentimental feelings about christmas + santa to start with, cause it left almost no impression on me

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

HEY GUYS MORE AT 3:00 PM

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

blues hammer is hilarious and perfect but otherwise a lot of the humor in ghost world is incredibly flat. zwigoff's chops were a lot better by the time he made bad santa

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

I love Elf but I couldn't vote for it bc I think of it as a Christmas movie, not a generic comedy. I can only watch it at Christmastime.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost thanks AP, you're doing a bangup job!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Zwigoff tried too hard to go even lower in Art School Confidential but he'd already perfected hitting rock bottom with Bad Santa.

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

they should make a sequel called ghost santa where enid marries bbt

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still back on "Ghost World" tbh

my head is going to be bleeding from all of the scratching

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

quirky is a feeling

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa (on my ballot, btw) was the proof in the eating of the "I think maybe Zwigoff does better work sans Clowes" pudding.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Elf is horrible, c'mon people

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

man I can't wait til napoleon dynamite places

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

basically I'm expecting the next movie after Ghost World to be Juno

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

'blueshammer' is funny but pretty played as a stick indie kids use to beat any rock music that's gasp blues-based

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

elf is not bad for what it is, you cynical burnt out shell of a man

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

Juno is what Ghost World would be if Enid didn't realize, by the end, that her way of thinking is totally ruinous and hurtful.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

man I can't wait til napoleon dynamite places

Me neither! Except that I'm totally serious.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

it will do great things for this thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldBlBW2zZOI&feature=related

"This is America dude, learn the rules!" haha
562native 7 months ago 2

johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

you all are making me very glad i've never seen Ghost World

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Hurray for Ghost World.

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

elf is not bad for what it is, you cynical burnt out shell of a man

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:28 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

edward otm

I'll park the coal truck in front of your house, Eric

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

maybe when napoleon dynamite places someone can help me understand once and for all what the fuck is going on w/ that aesthetic

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

Juno is what Ghost World would have been had GW been written by a self satisfied twit.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

Kind Hearts and Coronets is pretty cool, but I only voted for one Ealing, and that wasn't it.

I completely forgot to vote for Ghost World! I AM AN IDIOT.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, "had been."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Napoleon Dynamite at the time but it all feels so horribly dated now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Also, fuck off Juno stans, and go have a fucking abortion like a normal person.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Cause Daniel "I write and draw comics but am not anything to do with THOSE people, you know the ones I mean" Clowes is anything but self-satisfied.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

i still think it's great.

xpost (i'm referring to ND)

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

does ilx have juno stans really?

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

Also, fuck off Juno stans, and go have a fucking abortion like a normal person.

this seems aggressive

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

This thread, if it could manage to be funny, would BE Ghost World.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

you all are making me very glad i've never seen Ghost World

If you haven't seen it by your early '20s, you probably don't need to see it. At least until your mid-'40s.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

is tape store still reppin?

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

OMG I forgot to vote Paper Heart!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Juno same as Napoleon, I didn't mind it at the time but I could live without never seeing it ever again

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

I think I voted for GW, but I remember puzzling over whether it qualified as "comedy" to me, or not.

Happy to see PTA and KH&C here. Voted for both.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

I like Ghost World.

iirc the original name of The Black Keys was Blueshammer

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

maybe when napoleon dynamite places someone can help me understand once and for all what the fuck is going on w/ that aesthetic

I would be happy to try.

I liked Napoleon Dynamite at the time but it all feels so horribly dated now

It seems like it should be, but it totally holds up. In my opinion and that of everyone else here, I'm sure.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

there's something deeply unpleasant about Napoleon Dynamite

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

GW is self-aware, whereas Juno wears its cool like an impenetrable armour.

Also, no one in GW ever says "honest to blog."

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Everything about ND is deeply unpleasant.

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

I think the only thing I laughed at in ND was the time machine. And maybe Pedro shaving his head. That movie was terrible.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

iirc it showed up on the best of 2000s poll and its defenders were oddly silent

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

my new half-assed username does actually sum up my feelings abt napoleon dynamite tbh

Movies are funnier when you can say "Cocksucker" in them (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Elf is a modern Christmas classic.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Anchorman and Napoleon Dynamite are the two best comedies of the 21st Century.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

I think the thing I liked about Napoleon Dynamite at the time was that it was only the audience that thought of him as weird or awkward. he didn't see himself that way, and just went about his 'normal' life. like his weirdness wasn't an impediment to his relative success, at least in his own mind, the way it should be in a teen movie. and the kids who pointed it out to him were just jerks in the way of his progress.

maybe that's not new anymore, maybe it wasn't new then, but I appreciated it. just as a way of making awkward ppl feel more okay with just being awkard and who cares about normal.

I dunno. It's been a while since I've seen it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

ND quite possibly worst movie i've ever sat all the way through, made worse by the fact that certain friends of mine who are otherwise very intelligent and reasonable creatures LOVED it and quoted it incessantly

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

The only thing I liked about ND was that Lafawndah turned out to be a real and awesome person. A person who the entire movie should've been about tbh.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

oh man 'ghost world'

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

lots of funny moments in ND. I will say it's a movie that gets funnier and funnier the more you see it

also Eric otm about Lafawnduh

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite is funny, but I largely appreciate it as absurdist humor. Buuuuut I'll curb the discussion until it shows up.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

I couldn't make it through Napoleon Dynamite. Gave up for good after about 40 minutes.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

i won't. why does it need swearing to be funny?

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite hinges on the idea that the parallel world these characters exist in is somehow odd and ridiculous enough to find their actions absurd and therefore funny. If you don't buy that, or if you think there's not enough space between the characters and possible real people that you can laugh at and not necessarily with, then it falls flat.

Instead of laughing at real socially awkward or white trash or weird people, the film creates these weird characters that are presumably not like real socially awkward people so it's ok to laugh.

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Also the world is created by Mormons

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

napoleon dynamite is not only an unspeakably bad and painfully unfunny film, it is the most morally reprehensible film since triumph of the will.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

That ... is a minoritarian view.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

napoleon dynamite is not only an unspeakably bad and painfully unfunny film, it is the most morally reprehensible film since triumph of the will.

plz say moar

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you, Eisbaer. I was wondering how long we were going to have to wait until the most ridiculous possible statement was made ITT.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

in other words, napoleon dynamite sucks and anyone who likes it should be deeply ashamed of themselves.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, well, now that you've explained yourself, it doesn't seem nearly as ridiculous.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

see, i was hoping this was going in a napolean dynamite is fascist direction

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Today's results shooting holes in Morbs' worst fears

bullshit. Ghostbusters, Wet Hot Am Summer and Apatow all upcoming bcz they're "not dated"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

(obviously, i don't think napoleon dynamite is as morally reprehensible as full-on unabashed nazi propoganda. but really ... i mean, really people.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

ND definitely isn't placing, so you guys don't actually have to talk about it

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

can't wait for knocked up in the top 10

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I had never really linked Ghost World with Napoleon Dynamite. The Big Gulp guy, maybe.

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

the act of Napoleon feeding ham to the family's llama Tina is an allegory for the Third Reich's inexorable advance across Europe

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

that means we MUST talk about it now!

xpost ha ha!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

and i DO think it's morally reprehensible ... nd is easily one of the most mean-spirited movies i've ever seen in my life.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

I don't mind it because I have a friend who looks a little like Jon Heder

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

i never thought of ND as mean spirited!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Oh God I went to lunch and now have to read tons of posts. Just wanted to say that it's OK becuase I have Bad Santa a ton of points. :D

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters, Wet Hot Am Summer and Apatow all upcoming bcz they're "not dated"

More probable Ghostbusters, Wet Hot Am Summer and Apatow all upcoming because they are really funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Now you mention it Leni Riefenstahl did have a thing for adolesscent boys in ill fitting shorts too.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

the worst thing about Napoleon Dynamite is its a film by a mormon with a bunch of racist caricatures in it. fuck that film in the face.

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Well, the first two, anyway.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

my brother-in-law looks a little like Heder too...he let his hair get shaggy and wore glasses the first Halloween after ND came out but he very quickly developed an aversion to encouraging the resemblence

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw triumph of the will #6 on my ballot

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

the part where hitler is parading down the street and everyone is sticking their heads out of the windows as the camera pans over the town and then over nature and the music swells is roflmao

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

WHAS

The fact that that piece of shit movie is going to place better than Guffman makes me immeasurably sad.

:(

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

I thought we were friends.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer seriously, wtf

not liking/getting ND doesn't make it morally reprehensible

though by your standards I can say that broccoli is morally reprehensible so maybe it's okay

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

triumph of the will = "lol WWII" amirite

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters, Wet Hot Am Summer and Apatow all upcoming bcz they're "not dated"

I . . . don't think the point of WHAS is that it's "not dated."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Triumph of the ROFL morelike

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Eric, this is one we'll have to disagree on. Sorry :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

ND is only mean-spirited if you are a snob

WHAS is awful

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

the comic at the end of WHAS who is like, "i did that in the jurassic... i mean the triassic!" (LOLOLOLOL) reminded me of morbz

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Triumph of the ROFL

Is it too late to change the thread title to this?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

ND is only mean-spirited if you are a snob

WHAS is awful

― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:04 PM (0 seconds ago)

I maybe shouldnt have put both those observations into one post

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Oh God, someone mentioned Elf. Is that going to place? I don't get the overwhelming Elf love. I watched it once and it was OK but people seem to go apeshit for that movie. idgi.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

ND is only mean-spirited if you are a snob

well, i am unabashedly a snob.

what is the next film in this thread then?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

lol llb

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I see we're finally moving into the stretch of this thread wher people stop being polite and start getting real (rubs hands in anticipation).

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

my sister makes us watch the fucking movie every christmas and every year it manages to get less funny.

xpost to Elf

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

xp

Didn't we get there when Josie and the Pussycats showed up?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

but seriously...it's racist?! is that what you mean by mean spirited, Eisbaer?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Homeless to Harvard >>>>>>>>>>> Ghost World in the Thora Birch filmography

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

but seriously...it's racist?! is that what you mean by mean spirited, Eisbaer?

well, that's part of it i suppose. but really, the whole thing is "let's laugh at this borderline autistic weirdo."

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

my interest in Ghost World can be best summed up by this factoid:

when choosing a movie to see that starred Thora Birch, I looked at Ghost World and I looked at Dungeons and Dragons, and then I picked D&D

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

"let's laugh at this borderline autistic weirdo."

ilx in a nutshell, surely

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

well i always thought you all were laughing with me but

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

would say that Bad Santa was Zwigoff's only good movie, but when I tried to rewatch BS it was kind of painful.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

well, that's part of it i suppose. but really, the whole thing is "let's laugh at this borderline autistic weirdo."

always thought there would be a big overlap between ND stans and Wesley Willis fans

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

dunno why ppl are so surprised by 'ghost world' -- it's genuinely funny and pretty sad. it's way out of the league of something like 'juno,' where you can hear the calculation that went into every line.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not that much of a Napoleon Dynamite fan, but I didn't think of the lead character as being all that different from what Hoffmann does in the first half-hour of The Graduate.

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

did you mean "Rain Man"?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

my interest in Ghost World can be best summed up by this factoid:

when choosing a movie to see that starred Thora Birch, I looked at Ghost World and I looked at Dungeons and Dragons, and then I picked D&D

congrats?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

No...both. (xpost)

clemenza, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

always thought there would be a big overlap between ND stans and Wesley Willis fans

I don't see how these are remotely comparable tbh. much love for Wesley on my end.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

but really, the whole thing is "let's laugh at this borderline autistic weirdo."

It's okay to just say, "I didn't like it because I didn't understand the tone of the movie."

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

like Wesley was a genuinely sweet and enthusiastic guy, which was what I appreciated most about him. Whereas ND is this artificial construction that's deliberately been created as an object of ridicule.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

99% of the WW fans I encountered were laughing at him rather than with him

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

i can see your point – but i never felt like i was laughing *at* him during the movie. Whatever you want to diagnose him as being, I don't think that was being ridiculed.
So, can we just never have a quasi-aspergers (or whatever) person as the lead in a comedy because we would be default be mocking them?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

sorry Eisbaer I'm super-tired and probably shouldn't be anywhere near a computer, I just feel like Napoleon Dynamite is not necesarily mean-spirited as much as deeply grotesque...? which doesn't necessarily scan as 'mean-spirited' to me. I def feel like it confronts you with its hermetically sealed banality in a way that can be p dreadful, with all the diff't connotations of that word. I will say this (irt the autism lols): if the rest of the people in the movie weren't as malformed as Napoleon then I would def have a harder time liking it

also shakey otm about the racial caricatures; i kind of forgot about that when i voted for it

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

WHAS is great and every time i see people slagging it in these threads it makes me feel bad for you

Movies are funnier when you can say "Cocksucker" in them (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

YEAH WELL I FEEL BAD FOR YOU

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

morelike wet hot american sucks amirite

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

So, can we just never have a quasi-aspergers (or whatever) person as the lead in a comedy because we would be default be mocking them?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EFKK69J2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

would say that Bad Santa was Zwigoff's only good movie

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:14 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

you cant feel bad for someone who is enjoying a funny thing, feeling bad doesnt work that way xposts

Movies are funnier when you can say "Cocksucker" in them (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

x-posts

j/k

Maybe I'll give it another shot. I think I'd just heard too much hype by the time I got around to watching it. idk. I just wasn't feeling it. I didn't even make it through the whole thing tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

i do not know this, Chuck and Buck.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

was chuck & buck not nommed? seems like I would vote for that

haven't seen ND in a million years but iirc on first viewing I decided in the end it wasn't mean spirited but that it wasn't particularly great either

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

you cant feel bad for someone who is enjoying a funny thing, feeling bad doesnt work that way

I want to make a sex joke here but it's not coming together

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten bringin' a little Sunshine Boys to thread

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

chuck & buck is awesome if love discomfort

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

if you love

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen ND in a million years but iirc on first viewing I decided in the end it wasn't mean spirited but that it wasn't particularly great either

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:24 PM (2 seconds ago)

in my experience it gets better w multiple viewings, but I also think the faces that the blonde jock makes are probably its funniest gag

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

you can do it man i believe in you xxxpost to djp

Movies are funnier when you can say "Cocksucker" in them (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Chuck and Buck was an interesting movie but I have real, serious issues with the ending

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

WHAS brings out my inner Morbius - why not just watch Meatballs instead?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

or even just watch one of the things the cast members have made that isn't so lol retro smug

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

never seen ... never even HEARD of ... this chuck and buck.

since i've out-morbzed morbz, and we must agree to disagree wr2 napoleon dynamite, let's go on to the next movie in the Top 100 shall we?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

I have a hard time getting past a lot of just the poor technical stuff in WHAS. Like Napoleon Dynamite, it is just poorly executed on a formal level, so much so that it's really distracting.

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You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Chuck and Buck was an interesting movie but I have real, serious issues with the ending

― You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:29 PM

like, they required counseling?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

The male-male kiss in C&B is the most implausible in the history of implausible m-m kisses.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't AP in a meeting now or something?

MORE.

I WANT MORE!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

Here's kind of a quick precis of what I love about Napoleon Dynamite: it's a comedy wherein the protagonist has no direction or strong interests or goals or inner life. Events just kinda transpire around him, and any decisions he makes are completely capricious and spur of the moment, and the outcome of his decisions don't seem to particularly affect him one way or the other. It's obviously meant to be a somewhat heightened and absurd reality, and I think any accusations that the film intends to ridicule autism are as laughably wrongheaded as the claims that it's a Wes Anderson ripoff. You might as well say Dumb and Dumber or The Jerk are making fun of the mentally challenged.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

Clearly, WHAS is about to place in this poll.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

next one is scheduled for a half hour from now, stupid AP has a job like a jerk xposts

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

jerkface

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred OTM about the weird implausibility of the kiss (and I would extend it to the whole conclusion). The movie mines this discomfort around Buck's sexual obsession for most of its duration and then when Chuck gives in and acquiesces it's just like... waht? And then they go their separate ways and live happily ever after? It's jarring.

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You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i dont want to spend more time talking abt whas since it hasnt placed but if you are complaining about the poor technical stuff i fear you didnt really get the movie so much

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxp - I just don't care for movies that feel like constant mugging for the camera, trying to make you laugh at the forced jokes. WHAS and ND feel like some of the worst popular offenders on that.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, WHAS's technical ineptitude (i.e. the same crash sound effect; obv climate mismatches between shots) is part of the joke.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

"these actors are obviously too old for their roles THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS A SHAM"

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

I have a hard time getting past a lot of just the poor technical stuff in WHAS.

(At least some of) the poor technical stuff was very, very intentional.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

I actually liked the ending of chuck & buck because of its absurd implausibility, it's like a stalker feel good movie

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i dont want to spend more time talking abt whas since it hasnt placed but if you are complaining about the poor technical stuff i fear you didnt really get the movie so much

I don't think the technical limitations were an aesthetic choice, as they are in Black Dynamite. they aren't mined for laughs, they're just sloppy. scenes are blocked wrong, etc. I brought this up on some other WHAS re: the scene where Rudd makes a big show of cleaning up his dishes and the camera fails to keep him in the shot, instead clumsily cutting back and forth so that you don't even get the full effect of his physical comedy. that shit is lazy.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Lupe Ontiveros is the only thing that makes any sense in C&B.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah she is great in that

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

it's like a stalker feel good movie

haha yeah exactly. stalker gets what he wants and... it all works out great! uh, okay.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

Chuck & Buck is not naturalistic, 'tis a fable

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

a gentle fable about teh adolescent buttsecks

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

this is why chuck & buck is a comedy and not a drama

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

chuck & buck was not nommed however you rat bastards did nominate I now pronounce you chuck and larry

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

blame DJP for that

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

i would pay so many $$$$ to see i now pronounce you chuck and larry to place

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

lol

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ wiki entry for I now pronounce you chuck and larry

USA Today called it "a movie that gives marriage, homosexuality, friendship, firefighters, children and nearly everything else a bad name."[5] The Wall St Journal calls it "an insult to gays, straights, men, women, children, African-Americans, Asians, pastors, mailmen, insurance adjusters, firemen, doctors -- and fans of show music."[6] The New York Post called it not an insult to homosexuality but to comedy itself.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

I nominated a shit-ton of things I had no intention of ever voting for

although I did put You Don't Mess With The Zohan as my #1

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

a gentle fable about teh adolescent buttsecks

Can this plz be the title of the next EXCELSIOR thread?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

lol didn't armond white love chuck&larry

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - You did not.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

troll 4 lyfe

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

you dont mess with the zohan is the thinking mans funnier macgruber

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

zohan is funny, I didn't vote for it but I liked it a lot!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

WOW a lot of you were being jerks about josie & the pussycats.

Nascar Pony (stevie), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

or more specifically jerks about ilxors who like josie & the pussycats

Nascar Pony (stevie), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

about ilxors who believe josie & the pussycats is great

jerk on

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

did RUN RONNIE RUN even get nominated? the "gay agenda" clip upthread is from it. i completely forgot about it and it is among my favorite, most multiple viewings movies.

humba (NZA), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

RRR has a handful of funny scenes but is by and large awful and unworthy of the people involved.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY - What the hell?!? This is my first real freakout, cuz this is WAY TOO FUCKING LOW! And only nine people voted for it? For shame, guys. Was my #2, and that only cuz I saved the #1 slot for a teenage sentimental favorite. It really is, as Tuomas says, "the best comedy of all time."

A FISH CALLED WANDA - A wonderfully funny movie that I didn't vote for. I like it the way I imagine other folks like Best In Show and Waiting for Guffman. Kevin Kline and John Cleese at their very best.

MY MAN GODFREY - I put it too low on my list, so I'm glad to see it score so high here. Powell & Lombard <3<3<3

EVIL DEAD II - In some cruel & pretentious denial of my younger (and wiser) self, I did not vote for this. Fie on me. So glad to see it finish higher than the excruciatingly unfunny Army of Darkness.

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Brilliant, funny and unforgettable, but too mean-spirited for me to love. No points for you.

DUMB AND DUMBER - Unable to sit through this shit.

PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES - Yeah, I dunno. It's got moments, but I leave the appreciation to others.

KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS - Great, didn't vote for it.

THE LADY EVE - My favorite Sturges, though I'm not an expert. Stanwyck and Fonda are both excellent, and it's got maybe the greatest last word punchline I've ever seen.

GHOST WORLD - Good, respectable #57, didn't vote for it. Kind of a bitter little movie.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

catchup- john candy and steve martin ain't funny.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

pre-"serious" Steve Martin is probably the best stand-up comedy ever, behind Richard Pryor.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

... has a handful of funny scenes but is by and large awful and unworthy of the people involved

yeah this is at least 80% of the movies that were nominated

humba (NZA), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

i'll admit to not having seen him, so i'll amend - steve martin isn't funny in movies and his movies aren't funny

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Steve Martin is hella funny in movies, you madman

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer, your love for philadelphia story makes me like you more

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Early Steve Martin stand-up is fantastic. I can take or leave most of his movies.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

I have at least three Steve Martin movies on my ballot.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

i'm quite sure that i voted for the jerk and if i didn't then it literally just missed making it onto my ballot. either way, the jerk is totally unfuckwithable.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

there's a lot of good not necessarily great in SM's filmography -- i voted for PT&A and The Jerk but i can't think of anything else that might possibly place

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

i nominated a few of his midperiod flicks but then just couldn't find room for them on my ballot

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

I also love Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but I didn't vote for it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

that said ... "serious" steve martin isn't as bad as "serious" robin williams (i.e., there's no steve martin equivalent to patch adams), but when he's bad he can really be bad.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost

Uhhhh, The Man With Two Brains?!?!?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

just All of Me for me, MW2Brains not far off. post-Carl Reiner made vanilla crap.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

won't place, but the man with two brains should place. it's hilarious.

"good god man! she only just got over a major surgery!"

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

also saw him and Robin Williams do Waiting for Godot onstage, both fine

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

All of Me is also great, yeah!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Steve's made a lot of shit, but not finding "The Jerk" funny ... I dunno, cue that Freaks & Geeks episode.

The Man With Two Brains and All of Me are both A++, and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and Roxanne are both great later-period comedies. DRS in particular oh man, perfect casting all around.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

i'll also rep for man w/ two brains and all of me. though i didn't vote for either of those.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

i can get behind man with two brains, dead men don't wear plaid, both could be improved vastly by switching out martin for p much anyone not john candy or chevy chase

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

As much as I love The Jerk, I had to put Two Brains above it. And it's pretty high up indeed. I think it's in with a chance.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

agree with Morbz that he lost focus post-Reiner

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You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

Lonely Guy is the weakest of his early comedies and its still pretty funny. Charles Grodin!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

also saw him and Robin Williams do Waiting for Godot onstage, both fine

this kinda sounds suspiciously like a train-wreck, but i'll take yer word for it i suppose.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

DRS has 45 straight minutes of near perfect hilarity but unfortunately theres too much movie before and after it for it to be truly great imo

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for four steve martin movies INCLUDING L.A. STORY SO FUCK YOU GUYS

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

dead men don't wear plaid

oooo, forgot about that one ... i like it as much b/c i'm a Bogart-stan.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

I VOTED FOR L.A. STORY

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

I apparently need to see All Of Me again. I liked it when I was a kid, but as it was post-Reiner Steve Martin (agreeing with Morbs again!), I assumed it was probably crap.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

I VOTED FOR L.A. STORY AND NOT THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

ON PURPOSE

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Man w/Two Brains is one of my three, for sure. "I can't fuck a gorilla!"

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

this thread has the heaviest xpost count. By the time I have typed this, most likely 6 messages got there ahead.

(actual count =8)

Mark G, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

btw if the jerk does not place i can not be held responsible for my reaction

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

I think you have to be American to like Steve Martin and/or Chevy Chase

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, wait! All Of Me is a Reiner film! I had no idea. Yeah, I'll get on that!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like steve martin and eddy murphy have similar career arcs where if it was made into a graph and then the arc on that graph was played on a slide whistle it would go BEEEEEeeoooooooouuuuuuuu.......

humba (NZA), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh The Jerk is totally placing

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen TMW2B. I like The Jerk just fine but it's not a favorite.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

All of Me is really really good. also features the "faked orgasm" gag stolen by Reiner jr. for "When Harry Met Sally" (sans Martin's "oh yeah, well I faked all mine too!" punchline)

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You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think you have to be American to like Steve Martin and/or Chevy Chase

I hope you're not suggesting that these two are in any way equivalent...

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

can't really forgive Martin for remaking Vincente Minnelli's great Father of the Bride, which like other vehicles for the sublime Spencer Tracy will be neglected here.

I saw the original French version of Mixed Nuts in December, which is titled Pere Noel est une Ordure. It has a body count.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

Hey Deric - you have consistently awful taste itt. Lay off Chevy.

I think he might be more of a guy thing. A lot of guys seem to LOVE SM.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like steve martin and eddy murphy have similar career arcs where if it was made into a graph and then the arc on that graph was played on a slide whistle it would go BEEEEEeeoooooooouuuuuuuu.......

And then it would go up again for Bowfinger.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer, "excruciatingly unfunny Army of Darkness"? Ash would like you to step outside for a moment sir.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

re Eddie Murphy: i'll rep for boomerang (though i didn't vote for it) -- a VERY underrated movie.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't seen All of Me in a looong time and didn't vote for it, but thinking about it now I should have. Not only is the screenplay hilarious but it's Martin's best physical comedy by a long shot.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

how about people just say they don't find x comedians funny and not hide behind their nationality as a reason

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Hey Deric - you have consistently awful taste itt. Lay off Chevy.

Wow, where did that come from?! I said before I thought Chevy was talented, but I don't think he and Steve Martin have much in common.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for all of me but I doubt it will place at this point

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

how about people just say they don't find x comedians funny at every opportunity unless they have something beyond that one thought to post

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

You're just trying to sneak Yahoo Serious in here xxp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

kudos to whatever casting director thought a Martin-Tomlin pairing would work

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxpost

Also, maybe lay off my taste until more than three of my nominees have placed?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

You're just trying to sneak Yahoo Serious in here xxp

could be worse ... she could be trying to sneak Paul Hogan in here.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

ya srsly martin and chase are the same smug dude in my mind. Pretty terrible actors just being their smug selves, i suppose martin has done it in slightly better projects.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

nah she's right deric your taste sucks

it's the napoleon dynamite coming home to roost

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

whoah, steve martin SMUG? WTF ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Phil D, Eisbaer the only cultural reference I will accept is Mad Max. Anything else gets you a kick in nads, jerks.

anyway Lorax is bringing back Yahoo Serious iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, don't pile on then I'll really feel bad. :/

x-post - Sorry, that was mean. I am hungry and tired and want to go home. You probably don't actually have awful taste. I mean you might, but it's not a definite as my previous post may have suggested.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

ya srsly martin and chase are the same smug dude in my mind

this is just... wrong? Martin does not play smug.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Steve Martin Unbelievable Guy = SMUG

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I hope AP gets out of his meeting soon, comedy thread is getting cranky

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

oh no Deric has awful taste iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I am so cranky.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Ha ha. I'm glad everyone has decided to be ridiculously reactionary about my taste based on the four or so movies I've commented on in this thread the fact that I like Napoleon Dynamite. I mean, I realize I'm the only one in the whole wide world who does, but still.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I think this thread should be locked between results brackets, bad things happen when we're left to our own devices

I know, let's talk about Taxi Driver

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

we all had a meeting and decided to troll you, Deric haha jokes on you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

In The Jerk he's just a garden variety moron. All of Me he's a hapless, put-upon lawyer. Man With Two Brains he's a schmuck who inadvertently marries a woman who turns into a total bitch. Lonely Guy he's ... a lonely guy constantly being used/abused in relationships.

I don't get the smug thing

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You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Now, now. I've made a concentrated effort to be ever-so-good in this thread, VG.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

would you say Forrest Gump was a moron Shakey? xp

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i don't get it either. steve martin's comedy is pretty much the antithesis of smug.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

yeah if anything martin is smug in his standup/SNL performances, I mean the guy thinks he's king tut

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

you've been perfectly lovely Deric, even if your taste is suspect, hee hee (ducks)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah. We'll see whose taste is suspect when the bulk of his ballot winds up in the top 50. BOOM!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

the character is the character, steve martin is smug smug smug, chase is tall smug, candy is fat smug, but martin is smugness neatly packaged

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think darraghmac is confusing Steve Martin with Ed Burns

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

i think maybe he's confused because often martin takes on this persona of the guy who's smug for totally unfounded reasons - who thinks he's really awesome/smart but he's actually a moron - but i associate this more with his stand-up than his movies, except maybe the later parts of the jerk when he's rich?

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

candy is fat smug

this is excellent trolling

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

tell darragh how confused he is, that will work well

unleash the seasonal dragons

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

not trolling, unless every opinion itt is trolling (frankly, repping for carrey's riddler may never be beat)

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

thinks he's really awesome/smart but he's actually a moron - but i associate this more with his stand-up than his movies

yep. this is not in his movies, except for maybe brief flashes (as mentioned - the end of the Jerk, most of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

all of my best movies are placing too low. I'm kind of afeared of the top 50. also haven't gotten over my not voting for pretty much every good comedy ever made, bah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

would you say Forrest Gump was a moron Shakey

I have never watched more than 15 minutes of that piece of shit so I dunno. He seemed like a moron, yes.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

not trolling, unless every opinion itt is trolling (frankly, repping for carrey's riddler may never be beat)

well then let me restate:

I have serious doubts that you know what the word "smug" means

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

the only way i can begin to understand darragh's understanding of "smug" (wr2 Steve Martin and John Candy) is to assume that "smug" is Gaelic for something different than "smug" in English.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

would you believe 'smaug'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

(frankly, repping for carrey's riddler may never be beat)

though darragh does have a point here i must admit.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

smuggate is a new low for the thread, can we move on

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

idk, I love Martin and Candy but I'm kind of okay if darragh doesn't. feels kinda mean to gang up on him over this

not to be all captain save a darragh or anything

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I'd agree with smug yeah, though like Jack Nicholson my views may be affected by seeing his strip-mining of his schtick for many years before seeing the early stuff it's based on.

I mean, the cover shot for Mixed Nuts up there is practically the definition of smug.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

hmm maybe americans are just more used to smugness idk

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i don't mind if darragh or anyone else doesn't like Steve Martin or John Candy. i can live w/ that. i don't understand how he thinks that either of them are smug, that's all.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

what if he said they were autistic then

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

or morally reprehensible

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

so is Beverly Hills Cop showing up any time soon or what, here?

mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Well, I think it's obvious that he thinks that because there is something very wrong with his brane.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

couple smug autistic comedians, the worst

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

i don't feel piled-on vg, these are the gaps in results there's gonna be skirmishes

Srs transatlantic divide opening here btw

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i can get behind Martin as smug: its been a long time since I saw the Jerk, but from what I remember of that movie and Two Brains is that Martin plays his gull roles so knowingly clownish that his characters become ridiculous; you have no choice but to laugh at them and bcz Martin is so ott with it you get the sense that he is doing this deliberately, I think...? like there's something in the outlandishness of the performance that telegraphs that this is just a role and he is way smarter than the sadsack buffoons he portrays onscreen

Candy otoh, I dont get him being smug at all

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

Today I learned that in Ireland, smiling makes you smug.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

fuk dat ... bring on norbit or pluto nash.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

tempted to text AP to get him to save us from ourselves

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'm anticipating this showing up soon (hopefully higher than soon but still)

I love this movie soooo much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgnhkxxYZv8

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

you know who was never smug? Eddie Bracken, who is only showing up in this fucking poll as Mr Walley in NatLamp Vacation.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/98/Eddie_Bracken.jpg/220px-Eddie_Bracken.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

everybody send up their emergency flares

3

2

1

help us AP!!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

ha wait all the martin haters are actually irish right? def a cultural thing, if steve martin came to ireland he'd get his smug arse handed him

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

maybe something happened when they translated his movies into gaelic

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

some kind of potato poison that rots yr brain obviously

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not irish and i agreed w you darragh

sadly i remember Eddie Bracken mostly as the guy in the Xmas store in Home Alone 2 (that's him right?)

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

(you said you didn't feel piled on so I jumped ship, lol)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

its because steve martin is the king of england

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

they hate skinny people with weird noses

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

a lot of people dont know that martin means "yer a wee cunt" in the traditional tongue of ireland and wherever loves laboured breathing is from

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

steve martin stole irelands pot o gold

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Micheiregan

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

well that does fit the theory then

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

whatever Mingersotan

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

slayed the celtic dragon as well iirc

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

the guy in the Xmas store in Home Alone 2 (that's him right?)

like I'd know, but for your sake I hope not

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

you'd think that having produced Bono, the Irish would be pros in sniffing out smugness. but apparently not.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit fucked up my own lame joke by being distracted by a dude trying to sell me stuff on the phone. let it die

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

morbs- martin smug or not

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

VG do you think Better Off Dead will place? I certainly hope so but I sort of doubted it would.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

martin's nose resembles cromwell's maybe it just generates a pavlovian response

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I hope so. I want it to!! I would be sad if it didn't, it's super funny!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

i only know Eddie Bracken from certain of Preston Sturges's films and vacation ... i didn't watch home alone II so i had no idea he was in that one.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

so we're smug experts, or not, eisbaer? you've weakened yr case there imo.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Deezen >> Eddie Bracken

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Bono's smugness so overwhelms anyone in his presence that it definitely distorts one's judgment, darragh.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of whom ... why wasn't rattle and hum nominated as a comedy film?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Deezen >> Eddie Bracken

I demand satisfaction. Epees?

Martin hasn't been smug in anything I've seen (tho I think the birder disaster last year was the first thing I've seen him in since The Spanish Prisoner)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

nothing starring eddie bracken has ever been featured on MST3K and eddie bracken has never been hilariously miscast as a rapey high-school bully. so eddie bracken clearly wins this contest.

(said movie where eddie deezen plays a rapey high-school bully and which was featured on MST3K was the sublimely awful laserblast).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

OH HEY GUYS I LIED. MAYBE 1 OR 2 MORE TODAY IF I CAN GET TO IT BY 4:30 CST.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

Bracken almost ruined "Miracle of Morgan's Creek" with his attempted scene-stealing

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

(was pretty good in "Hail the Conquering Hero" tho)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

fie on you (EB said Sturges encouraged that anyway)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

Eh, just don't like the guy generally, gives me a bad feeling (saw an interview with him once where he bragged about Sturges letting HIM direct the long walk-down-main-street-with-Betty Hutton scene; and about being invited to the Reagan white house)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

I don't mind Steve Martin, but there is definitely something about him that is smug. And no, it's not necessarily the characters. I think he just has a smug face.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Warren Beatty was invited to the Reagan White House!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but you know he didn't vote for him

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

we're not gonna get into THAT kind of a discussion, are we?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

oh, who gives a shit? I got Bracken's autograph after a Sturges screening where he talked about being friends with Reagan, didn't bother me.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

Someone running a poll starving for the chance to post more results. How nice! coughcoughforks

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

(right...anyway, no more interruptions from me itt - back to lurking/enjoying the thread)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

(said the man who compared napoleon dynamite to triumph of the will)

:D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

yup, Bracken is pretty annoying in Morgan's Creek

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

Morgan's Creek not my favorite Sturges but yes Bracken's good in HTCH.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

the Bracken-Demarest scenes in Creek are the reason film was invented.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

Bracken's double takes annoyed me after a while.

Did Demarest and Eugene Pallette ever make a film together?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

they're both in The Lady Eve iirc

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

The Lady Eve!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

haha
xpost

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

UGH -- I need to go home

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JpnFG.jpg

#56

DEAD ALIVE (BRAINDEAD)

Peter Jackson
1992
United States
(396 pts, 16 votes)

Braindead is one of my very favourite films, so that.
― Just got offed, Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:51 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lso Alex OTM re: Dead Alive/Braindead, which is def the apex of the subgenre and is like 20 years old. but yeah the list of zombie comedies is pretty long
― mark kerfuffalo (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 6:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's not as good as Braindead, though."
So true, Dead-Alive (its other name) truly is one of the funniest films of all time - no hyperbole there. How many other narratives deal with metaphors such as mother figure = Sumatran rat monkey??? Beware: if you do not like exorbitant amounts of gore, avoid.
― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, January 21, 2003 12:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dead Alive custard scene!
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, October 24, 2005 7:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Favourite Peter Jackson film.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I didn't vote for this but it's the greatest

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

the lawnmower scene alltime favorite

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

finally something I voted for

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

I kick ass for the Lord

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

WOOP. The fourth from my ballot to place! The Raimi love in this thread reminds me that I should get it together and see more of the stuff that inspired the beauty and wonder that is Braindead.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

that's it for today folks

WTF WILL I POST TOMORROW?

THESE RESULTS HAVE NO DISCERNABLE TRAJECTORY

...AND NO BRAKES...

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

lawnmower scene = classic example of gore that's so over-the-top ridiculous that it's funny.

didn't vote for it, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

(thanks for everything BTW, AP)

:-)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

(Sorry, everyone, if my voting for Braindead retroactively made it a terrible movie.)

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, if you love dead alive, you really owe to yourself to see evil dead 2 (and the evil dead, though it's a good deal less broadly comical)

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, thanks, Austerity! You're doing admirable work!

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

The Raimi love in this thread reminds me that I should get it together and see more of the stuff that inspired the beauty and wonder that is Braindead.

Raimi is really inconsistent. The first two Evil Deads are kinda all you need imho.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

I think I never gave Raimi his proper due because I came to the game too late (like, I've only seen some of his '90s stuff and complete bullshit like Spider-Man 3).

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

...AND NO BRAKES...

stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
and watch my life flicker before your very eyes
with no commercial breaks... AND NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Although I will totally rep for the amazing A Simple Plan.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

A Simple Plan is pretty good but honestly most of Raimi's movies suck

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

Darkman is great too.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

U mad, Darkman is all-fucking-time.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

Xp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

Love ya Phil!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

And The Gift has Keanu as a wife-beater and Katie Holmes's bewbz.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Raimi is really inconsistent. The first two Evil Deads are kinda all you need imho.

agree w this. the rest are optional, though not all bad by any means.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

I thought the gift was OK.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

Xena is best.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I voted Braindead. I like me some over-the-top gore, what can I say? Nowhere near as good as Evil Dead 2, obviously.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

My only picks to show up at the (almost) halfway mark:

Being There
The Muppet Movie
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Braindead

I think a lot of my ballot is still gonna show up, but I'm really curious to know which picks won't. I guess I can safely assume House Party isn't gonna make it at this point (tears).

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Sam Raimi director:

2009 Drag Me to Hell
2007 Spider-Man 3
2004 Spider-Man 2
2002 Spider-Man
2000 The Gift
1999 For Love of the Game
1998 A Simple Plan
1995 The Quick and the Dead
1992 Army of Darkness
1990 Darkman
1987 Evil Dead II
1985 Crimewave

aside from the 2 Raimi movies I haven't seen, for the Love of the Game, Darkman and Crimewave the only thing of his I haven't liked is Spider-man 3. I mean, he moves all over the map in terms of genre but overall he hasn't ever really disappointment.

Drag Me to Hell was great.



1981 The Evil Dead

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

2? 3 Raimi movies i haven't seen

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Spider Man 3 was horseshit the rest (of those I've seen - which is most) are great to OK.

I liked Drag me to Hell a lot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

hated all 3 Spiderman movies, the Quick and the Dead is horrible/angrymaking, Drag Me to Hell was okay but fairly silly, Army of Darkness is disappointing.

I need to see Crimewave.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Spiderman 1 was good, Spiderman 2 was great, Spiderman 3 was bleeeeeeeuuuuuuch

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

All time favorite Raimis: Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Simple Plan, Evil Dead, Drag Me to Hell

And a special place in my heart for bringing me American Gothic when I was in College. I loved that show so hard.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

The Gift is great too.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

Not all time, but memorable for sure. and Quick and the Dead wasn't horrible. It's good/adequate, not awful.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I voted Braindead. I like me some over-the-top gore, what can I say? Nowhere near as good as Evil Dead 2, obviously.

wow, i never would've guessed this about you. though there is gore in Bunuel's un chien andalou.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

emil.y is an evil dead compatriot, I can count on her :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

spiderman 3 kinda destroyed tobey maguire's career hasn't it? at least, i'm not aware of him being in anything high-profile since that clusterfuck of a movie.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get how you ruin something that was so good so quickly

I guess they tried to sell too many happy meals with that one or something, it was just str8 bullshit from the get-go

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

OTOH, as bad as it is spiderman 3 ain't no batman and robin ... and sam raini at his worst ain't no joel schumacher (who's only had 2 good movies).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

Drag Me To Hell made me so happy...I felt like he was putting a nice big stake in the heart of recent toothless pg-13 horror movies.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol sam raiNi ... i've got ANZACs on me brain now!!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

Feel a patriotic glow at Braindead placing (unlikely his two earlier films'll place) - shame it led to the whole Wellywood/LotR waking nightmare. I find the love story in Braindead genuinely touching/uh v.quintessentially Kiwi!

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

it's still my favorite Peter Jackson of all. I quite liked the LotR movies and all, even kind of enjoyed King Kong, but og PJ is the shit.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

haha someone else (besides bozelka) who dislikes the lols of the rings crapola.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

so i should see The Muppet Movie is what i'm getting from this thraed so far!

this thread's been great aye, one of the very best.

piscesx, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I like LOTR but Jackson's best work is pre-American studio

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

heavenly creatures is one of my favorite 90s films.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

That's actually a good point re: the love story in Braindead. The movie is so OTT that it's nice to have that anchor, but its presence doesn't diminish the impact of the humor or the gore. Similar to how the character relationships are utilized in Shaun of the Dead.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

heavenly creatures is one of my favorite 90s films.

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, March 29, 2012 6:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mine too.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

I will genuinely really flip a table if SotD doesn't place.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, Peter Jackson's best trilogy is Bad Taste/Meet The Feebles/Braindead.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

in a way I think Jackson peaked with Heavenly Creatures and it's all been downhill from there

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

Meet The Feebles is so fun. So wrong, so fun.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

great songs

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

Can I just (since it's unlikely to show up in these poll results):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

oh thank you thank you thank you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

You're so welcome!

I'm suddenly realizing that early Peter Jackson isn't that dissimilar from Parker & Stone. Weird, the trajectory his career subsequently took.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Kind've amazing Jackson did so well w/Heavenly Creatures and failed so badly w/The Lovely Bones considering they're not a million miles from one another.

etc, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

no lesbian sex?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

haha you might be onto something

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

haha you might be onto something

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

whut, I didn't post that twice I swear

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

No Orson Welles

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

no mom killing

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

Can't remember, was Marky Mark in Heavenly Creatures?

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

Tucci Pedo box office poison?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

Tucci Pedo is the worst rapper ever.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

...AND NO BRAKES...

stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
and watch my life flicker before your very eyes
with no commercial breaks... AND NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, March 29, 2012 9:44 PM (1 hour ago)

quoting foetus is a good way to rocket up the charts of awesomeness imo!

torture prom (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

Quoting Foetus Off The Wheel

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

... Army of Darkness is disappointing.

i will FIGHT you!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

THANK YOU

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

in a way I think Jackson peaked with Heavenly Creatures and it's all been downhill from there

― You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are correct

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

and if Spider-Man 3 didn't kill Tobey Maguire's career then surely Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby 3D will deliver the fatal blow

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for Braindead since the only time I saw it was almost 20 years ago as a totally unsophisticated teenager, at school for some reason (I think our science teacher put it on as a last-day-of-the-year 'treat'), and I did not get it at all. Just remember being sickened by the gore, particularly an animate ribcage (?). That memory makes me think it deserves a re-watch as I'm not so squeamish now. Also I am a kiwi.

franny glass, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

That memory makes me think it deserves a re-watch as I'm not so squeamish now and apparently it's funny.

franny glass, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck kind of teacher... i mean... high school?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

i saw it under exactly the same circumstances except it was history instead of science (and i wasn't actually in the class; i can't remember what i was doing there). and yet our english teacher had to fast-forward through the sex scenes in othello. which at least made othello shorter.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

Wowsers. These schools today!

But, yeah, most of the gore is so OTT that it crosses over into comedy. With the exception of a few legit gross moments (the custard...uuuugh).

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

curious to try this custard you guys are talking about.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

iirc, the teacher let us decide which movie we'd watch via a vote. I am pretty sure we voted for Braindead unanimously to piss him off since he was a pompous asshole in his first year out of teacher's college and had our whole class hated him instantly.

franny glass, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

ok, here are the films from my ballot which have made onto the Top 100 as of now, with the place & # of pts i gave to each. 11 of my picks so far. (i THOUGHT that i'd voted for the philadelphia story, but i hadn't though there are other Cary Grant films on there hurrah):

100 Singin' In The Rain (#11, 40 pts)
97 Network (#15, 36 pts)
94 Manhattan (#8, 43 pts)
94 Sullivan's Travels (#14, 37 pts)
87 A Night at the Opera (#30, 21 pts)
79 Being There (#31, 20 pts)
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (#45, 6 pts)
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch) (#27, 24 pts)
67 A Hard Day's Night (#29, 22 pts)
64 My Man Godfrey (#7, 44 pts)
58 The Lady Eve (#42, 9 pts)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

yr such a tasteful fellow, E

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

haha someone else (besides bozelka) who dislikes the lols of the rings crapola.

can't imagine you're the only ones. i think there's a pretty sizeable hate-club for jackson's LOTR on ILX. i'm a charter member!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

the movies on my ballot w/ fart & pussy jokes just haven't made it onto the Top #100 yet.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

except maybe for the lady eve lol hayes code

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

haha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, you didn't vote for Modern Times, there's a fart joke in that one.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

omg that's right ... it involved baked beans amirite?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, Peter Jackson's best trilogy is Bad Taste/Meet The Feebles/Braindead.

nah, it's meet the feebles/braindead/heavenly creatures. want to like bad taste, but it's soooo hit and miss. the best parts are great (aliens, gore, wierdos), but the endless scenes of jackson himself mugging for the camera are just painful. he gave himself way too much rope in that one.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

surely hate for 'LOTR' is due more to hate for the source material than jackson's direction? i can't really imagine a better version.

IIRC the scene in 'modern times' involves a high-society lady letting out wind while an embarrassed charlie sits nearby.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

I think PJ is fine in Bad Taste, although I may lack objectivity towards lines about being a Deric and how Derics don't run.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

i can't really imagine a better version.

I can easily imagine a better version.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

surely hate for 'LOTR' is due more to hate for the source material than jackson's direction? i can't really imagine a better version.

i like the source material just fine. i find the film plodding, dull-witted, unimaginative and hideous to look at. its entire creative vision was stolen from bad AD&D illustrations and fantasy-themed collector's plates issued by the franklin mint (bid with confidence!). understand that those things were, in turn, lifted straight from tolkein, but a painstakingly detailed copy of a third-rate copy is nothing to cheer about, no matter how "accurate" the fantasyland correspondence. would have loved to see what a director with a strong, personal artistic vision could have done with it, but i suppose that wouldn't have flown with the geeks who write fan fiction and dress up for "cons".

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

films, that is

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

apologize for the slam @ geeks of whatever sort. i am one. i get carried away sometimes. the dark side rises within me. (oops, wrong franchise.)

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

LOTR movies better than LOTR books. for one, they got rid of all the elf songs

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

well, i'm not a fan of the LOTR books. maybe that explains it. i think that the LOTR movies are well-made and interesting to look at (which is me saying that that doesn't quite cut it ... i EXPECT big budget/high-concept Hollywood movies to be well-made and interesting to look at). and there are certain films i hate much more. but the movies are too damn tiresome and overwhelming, esp if yer not a stan of the source material to begin w/.

and really, who the fuck except the most hardcore stans would sit through the hour-long prologue during the return of the king?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

plus i despise Ornaldo Bloomps.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

But . . . He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAAMMMN.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

My feelings about the LOTR films is that they're fine for what they are and they're fun to watch every few years and it's absolutely insane that one of them won a best picture Oscar.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

like that matters

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Sigh... Okay, it's absolutely insane that one of them was considered the best film of the year via any metric.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

it wasn't the year of Napoleon Dynamite, was it?

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

hour-long epilogue, i meant.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

there was probably an hour-long prologue too

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

a few winters during a snowed-in weekend back i actually watched all three lotr extended cuts in a row. on the same day. toward the end i kinda felt a little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou6JNQwPWE0

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

it wasn't the year of Napoleon Dynamite, was it?

Clearly not, as ND was the unanimous critical fave of '04.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 01:19 (thirteen years ago)

uh, the Modern Times lady's stomach is rumbling, no farts, you disgusting gore-loving savages.

I remember liking Dead Alive, but as dark mom comedies go not a patch on Psycho.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

beloved silent comedians never fart, poop or belch amirite?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

If only that last shot had been of a skeletal, twenty-foot-tall Norman with pendulous breasts.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer, do not address me w/ your idiocies and things will be better

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

sigh. how come I always end up waving my tiny, pathetic, nerdy dinosaur-arms saying 'but I love these nerdy movies'

I love these nerdy movies. Really 100% love all three LOTR movies, even the last one with it's 12 endings. I rewatched them all recently and the novelty hasn't worn off. I didn't buy any Franklin Mint goddamn plates and I don't dress up as Gandalf for Halloween, I just found the movies very transporting, and earnest, and heartfelt, despite all the bajillions that went into making them. I was happy PJ made them because he seemed to at least care enough to at least serve the source material if he wasn't always faithful.

But I could've happily done with Frodo running a lawnmower over the heads of some Orcs, or Sam Gamgee taking time out from walking to sing about sodomy. Twas not to be.

However, all that being said these aren't movies that I'll fight for, because in my own nerdy way they're kind of meaningful to me so there's no fun threatening bodily harm against ppl who don't like it, not like I would over Evil Dead II or Blues Brothers or Road Warrior etc etc. I know, I'm as shocked as you are :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

millions of people love these movies. don't panic. youarenotalone.mp3

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

the rest of us have regular-sized arms though

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

I still have long enough legs to give you a swift kick :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

I enjoy the LOTRs! I just enjoy them in a "hey, it's Sunday and it's gross outside and I don't have anything going on today" kinda way rather than a "what beautifuland profound ART this is!" way. And that's okay, yeah?

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)

More of a "eh, why not?" than a "yes!".

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

NO

joeks, yeah that's cool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

I enjoyed the LOTRs too but it is not hard for me to imagine how they could be better.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

POETAYTOES makes me laugh, obviously i should've voted for lotr here

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

Ned posted an interview with Peter Dinklage over in the Game of Thrones thread - Dinklage made an aside about the off-color dwarf-tossing joke in LOTR and I was racked with guilt :/
Sorry Peter Dinklage.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

this thread has inspired me to redownload the josie and the pussycats soundtrack, which i bought when the movie came out and which also legit rules

1staethyr, Friday, 30 March 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

It's kinda worth examining the humor in the LOTRs to get a sense of where Peter Jackson has gone astray. I mean, he obviously didn't have the leeway to include junkie lizards or zombie babies, but his comedic chops had pretty clearly gone to seed by the time the hobbits started crackin' wise.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

sigh. go ahead.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

Well, Peter Dinklage apparently agrees.

The Itchy And Scratchy Glowbo Blow (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

well i'm sure ol' j.r.r. was a laff riot when he and the boys had retired to the smoking room after a long day of linguisticism but the humor in the book isn't exactly um bawdy

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

JRR and CS Lewis together, oh the japery

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

All movie polls in the future should have a pool to see how many posts it takes to break into a LOTR discussion

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

a pool? with a diving board I hope. yay!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

in a way I think Jackson peaked with Heavenly Creatures and it's all been downhill from there

all downhill from Braindead imo, Frighteners is kinda OK but I fell asleep in all three LOTRs and will never see his next three films in my life

really sorry Kind Hearts wasn't posted in daytime hours to get talked about more; I may have put more Ealings on my ballot than Coens, even counting Bad Santa as them (FYI BTW they also wrote Crimewave with Raimi.) (Actually, also worth mentioning that Raimi co-wrote and co-directed Hudsucker Proxy, so he's had v high representation so far)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Friday, 30 March 2012 05:06 (thirteen years ago)

really sorry Kind Hearts wasn't posted in daytime hours to get talked about more

"I always say my West window has all the exuberance of Chaucer without, happily, any of the concomitant crudities of his period."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H2tecEjRo8g/T1O3btJr-jI/AAAAAAAAA3Y/xXc3v0U7sc0/s1600/kindheartsandcoronets4.jpg

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

sigh. how come I always end up waving my tiny, pathetic, nerdy dinosaur-arms saying 'but I love these nerdy movies'

I love these nerdy movies. Really 100% love all three LOTR movies, even the last one with it's 12 endings.

...however, all that being said these aren't movies that I'll fight for, because in my own nerdy way they're kind of meaningful to me so there's no fun threatening bodily harm against ppl who don't like it, not like I would over Evil Dead II or Blues Brothers or Road Warrior etc etc. I know, I'm as shocked as you are :D

yeah, i'm kind of sorry for pooping (esp in such a bitter, badly-written way) all over the LOTR movies up there. i don't like them and that's that. i may even be inclined to sneer at them. but i don't mean to make anyone feel bad or to sneer at those who do genuinely like them. different strokes, like that poor short kid said.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but he also said "What you talkin' about Willis" so hey.

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

i like the lotr movies because they're so gleefully old-fashioned -- when they came out people mostly talked about the cgi because that's what was New and Interesting but really what distinguishes the movies (especially from their fantasy-trilogy contemporaries, the star wars prequels and the matrix sequels) is all the makeup and sets and in-camera effects and actors wearing eleven thousand layers of ridiculous costumes standing in hand-carved hobbit holes giving it their all. and they really do give it their all, especially viggo, who has a total boring void of a part (i have pretty much zero patience for the books although the hobbit is all-time) but manages to stuff some humanity down its throat. it's such an alive, open, nonhermetic movie where so many fantasy epics are flat and dead and sterile. plus, there is a part where christopher lee calls ian mckellan a stoner, and then they fight. and people were excited about yoda.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

some good films in this poll. some great films, actually. i wish i had voted. i think Dumb and Dumber is terrible though, but will rep for Josie. I'm not sure I would have voted for it, but it's pretty great.

I don't agree with opinions way upthread that said that comedy is forever and that things you liked when you were younger will always be funny.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 30 March 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

xp otm

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 07:44 (thirteen years ago)

Totally agree with Difficul Listening Hour... Sure, I can imagine some ways the movies could've been even better (they should've included more of the songs from the book, IMO), but given the sort of compromises you have to do with a project of this magnitude, I think Jackson managed to get the best possible results. I mean, I can't think of any other bid budget fantasy/sci-fi Hollywood epic that would surpass LoTR. Even the original Star Wars movies have some bad acting, stiff action scenes, pointlessly cutesy stuff, etc, little of which can be found in Jackson's movies. And people who complain about how long the epilogue is in RotK: you do know that in the original book the plot still goes on for about 100 pages after Sauron is defeated, and Jackson actually had to cut a lot of that stuff for the movie? Since it's been such a epic journey, I don't mind lingering with characters and saying goodbye to them for a little longer than in a regular movie.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 07:55 (thirteen years ago)

Can't sleep, so I'll ramble some more about Kind Hearts and Coronets - it's neatly poised between Hitchcock and Wilde, & if you squint hard enough, Dennis Price's character looks ahead to the Angry Young Men. Bit too dry, though.

"It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms."
"I was sorry about the girl, but found some relief in the reflection that she had presumably during the weekend already undergone a fate worse than death."
"He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind." "He certainly has room to do so."
"He exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four."

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:02 (thirteen years ago)

if only jackson had an ear to match his eye, lotr could have been truly great. And his editing/plot changes sucked

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:07 (thirteen years ago)

Which plot changes are you talking about? How did they suck? The only change I thought sucked was not showing Saruman's death; even if it's understandable he left out the Scourging of Shire from the end of RotK, he could've easily added a similar death scenario to the end of The Two Towers.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:32 (thirteen years ago)

Another thing I didn't like was using special effects to show the Ring's corrupting effects on Bilbo and Galadriel instead of just letting the actors depict those effects via, you know, acting. But that's about all of my grievances on LotR.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

saruman gets a decent impalement at the beginning of the extended RotK, which, yeah, is some pretty necessary closure seeing as he's the main villain for the first two movies and is succeeded by a lighthouse.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

"I was sorry about the girl, but found some relief in the reflection that she had presumably during the weekend already undergone a fate worse than death."

this one always blows my mind. less wittily, i laugh at: AND NOW WE APPROACH THE FONT

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:43 (thirteen years ago)

the bit with the priest taking in some gibberish foreign language is properly hillarious!

piscesx, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:48 (thirteen years ago)

tuomas- i'll allow bombadil, i'll never forgive cutting the scouring of the shire, and adding in a werewolf battle hunt halfway through the two towers is a capital offence.

Also- the effects of the ring on galadriel is an embarrassing scene for all involved, acting, direction and effects.

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:09 (thirteen years ago)

and re yr comparison with star wars- a lot of the acting and script in lotr is stilted/wooden- and not just bloomps

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:12 (thirteen years ago)

i'll never forgive cutting the scouring of the shire

I dunno, I think this was (alongside Tom Bombadil) the most obvious thing to cut. People are already (understandably) complaining about ending fatigue with RotK, can you imagine how much worse that would be with the Scouring of Shire? What works in the book may not work in the movie, since their dramatic structure is different; a mini-climax after the proper climax could easily turn into an anti-climax.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

galadriel scene's bad, definitely, as is most of lothlorien in general. there are bad scenes, i mean the thing's like twelve hours long. the warg scene in two towers suffers from its CGI (which always dates immediately, whereas in 2075 gimli will still look as good as charles foster kane) but no way lord of the rings is too sophisticated for a werewolf battle.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:20 (thirteen years ago)

not nessarily, but i'd argue if you're afraid of taking that on then you're probably not really in tune enough with the source. the return to the shire to find that the effects of the ring war have travelled ahead of them. U & K theme imo, and served as a perfect & cyclical end to the story.

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:23 (thirteen years ago)

The "All shall love me and despair" scene is easily one of the films greatest gifts to popular culture (together with general gollumness (and possibly the concept of the second breakfast))

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:26 (thirteen years ago)

it's not too sophisticated! (there are elephant battles) it's just that important story threads were dropped for time/pacing reasons but HEY LOOK I DREW A WEREWOLF LOL can be thrown in for yucks. P Jackson shouldn't be editing Tolkien's storytelling- he hasn't the chops tbph

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:26 (thirteen years ago)

(and possibly the concept of the second breakfast)

key, this

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

P Jackson shouldn't be editing Tolkien's storytelling- he hasn't the chops tbph

Someone's got to (and if not someone's got to, someone's going to), and he (and his co-writers) have as good a chops as any.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:30 (thirteen years ago)

the line i wish were more famous because it is possibly the lol pinnacle of the trilogy is when mad king denethor sets himself alight and throws himself screaming off the end of a giant ivory runway apparently built for this purpose, and ian mckellan looks sadly on and says "so passes denethor, son of ecthelion." and yet: this scene is pretty affecting!

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:30 (thirteen years ago)

jackson- nails hobbits, wizards, lower men

Doesn't get- elves, dwarves, numenoreans

imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

(just so we're clear here, we're talking about the Warg battle? I don't remember any actual werewolves)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)

andrew- i'd obv argue that 'nobody has got to'- i'll happily allow that not being able to appease the fanboys is a price any director must accept, tbh, but i'll reserve the sacred fanboy right to bug out over every little change.

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:33 (thirteen years ago)

omg u missed the werewolf scenes where elrond transforms and kicks sauron's ass? PJ felt that the plot strand where frodo takes the ring to mordor didn't work for his version so subbed this in instead it was awes.

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:35 (thirteen years ago)

i'll happily allow that not being able to appease the fanboys is a price any director must accept, tbh, but i'll reserve the sacred fanboy right to bug out over every little change.

Pass, friend! Yeah that seems fair enough.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think we can all agree The Hobbit is going to be a lot worse than LOTR. Two films you say?

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

I think the point with Galadriel's scene is that it's all very well* the hobbits and humans and such wearing the ring, but Elves are Elves and the only reason the world is still standing is that no Elf has worn it. the descent into high opera makes some sense from that point of view.

*not actually all very well

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:43 (thirteen years ago)

Nonsense I have high hopes for the second one, provisionally titled Dude, Where's My Ring?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

Also hiya Americans in 2-3 hours time! We left you a present in your comedy poll thread!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:45 (thirteen years ago)

martin freeman's pulled quite the british-fictional-icons coup being bilbo AND dr. watson AND arthur dent. i mean who's left. toad of toad hall i guess.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:47 (thirteen years ago)

winston smith.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

Rat to Cumberbatch's Toad more like - he is the modern day Peter Sallis, apart from Peter Sallis.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

ps steve martin so fucking smug, imagine the smugness of his bilbo for instance

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)

they'll never understand

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

Steve Martin would've made an awesome Saruman!

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)

wormtongue, possibly

Smug the dragon, obv

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

What in the? How did this turn into a discussion o LotR?! lol I am excited but nervous for more results. LoTR aren't my thing but I understand why they're so popular and think they're probably pretty good overall. Anyway, I will try not to be so cranky today.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'd rather 3,000+ posts on screwball tbh

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:13 (thirteen years ago)

Which plot changes are you talking about? How did they suck? The only change I thought sucked was not showing Saruman's death; even if it's understandable he left out the Scourging of Shire from the end of RotK, he could've easily added a similar death scenario to the end of The Two Towers.

Even the cut scene in the extended version has uncertain rhythms and terrible expository dialogue ("You were DEEP in da enemy's counsel!"). Since I've read maybe 400 words of the novel I liked leaving Saruman's fate to my imagination; when we learn in the released version that he's trapped in his tower guarded by a tree I thought, well, fitting.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

Someone please send an e-mail to my administration explaining that I need the day off so I can follow this today. I'm missing all the good stuff.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no, comedy poll thread. What have ye become?

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

it is ILX, all things lead to elves

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

what a disaster for ornaldo

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

Lol at etc valiantly attempting to talk about the poll results in the midst of this nerdery.

I am ruing not voting for more Ealing today, I would like it to have a better representation than I fear it will. My problem (as I may have said upthread, I can't honestly remember) is that while I find a lot of Ealing pleasantly enjoyable, I don't love much of it at all. Hence only one vote for the one that I really do LOVE.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

smug: adults still obsessed w/ the longest, dullest children's books ever written. My Man Godfrey is not for you.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

how about some positive comments about Godfrey Morbs? or any of the stuff you like that's placed already?

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

I posted a clip of Mischa Auer doing his apeman act the other day. It worked.

Also I haven't seen it in 10-15 years and can barely remember what I ate for breakfast 10 minutes ago, so whaddya want?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

On Morbs' ballot: Cracklin' Oat Bran

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

screwball roughage: u pour it in your ear

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

off-topic tangents are fun and all but jesus guys, Dead Alive places and we get like 3 posts about that 300 about LOTR?

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

Tragic

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

Mods, can we change the thread title to 'LOTR: You are wonderful and special and I love you, always'?

Charles Nelson ORLY (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

Yes!

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MORE RESULTS?

or do you want me to let you wander the wilderness for a bit longer?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

please, take us out of the shire, asap

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2nEH4.jpg

#55

THE KING OF COMEDY

Martin Scorsese
1983
United States
(397 pts, 12 votes)

I love this movie. I've rented it a few times, and it's just hysterical. And Sandra Bernhard is amazing in it.
― Sean, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

classic, yeah. isn't Jerry Lewis just playing himself in this movie?
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 1 December 2002 05:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

He is certainly supposed to representing "showbiz greatness" but I think its a bit of a push to say he is playing himself when you consider what the majority of JL's schtick is (he is playing a much more Carson-esque figure). Its not as if Lewis is that well respected in the US.
KoC (not to be mistaken with now defunct pub KoC) is Office-like in its squirming unbearableness sometimes. But as a film about celebrity stalking and about the appeal and difficulty of comedy (note Scorcese has never really made a comedy) its both spot on and ahead of its time.
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 2 December 2002 10:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

well, I dunno if I'd say it's ahead of its time, exactly. in some ways you can read it as a response to the John Hinckley/Jodie Foster thing.
God, I just realized: Taxi Driver contains more moments of relaxed non-sick humor (via Albert Brooks) than King of Comedy.
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 2 December 2002 11:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'd give it **h out of ****. The direction is way too overdone and, like in just about everything after Taxi Driver (their last great collaboration in my opinion - GoodFellas DeNiro was more of a supporting role + I think DeNiro is even worse in Raging Bull), Scorcese refuses to let DeNiro be anything more than the surface of a character (Lewis works better, gives his character a little more shading). If the movie was played more for jokes (DeNiro seems up for it, even if ironically Bernhard isn't) it might have been better, but I find the film joyless, filled with cliche and unenlightenedly cynical. The one scene I truly enjoy is when Pupkin is recording his material with a fake laugh track. It plays like a classic SNL skit where the rest of the movie gets unnecessarily dark. Also, the ironic twist is a botch. If Scorsese hated the world so much he shouldn't have done the movie, and I wasn't surprised to find out that he didn't want to.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 00:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

how did jerry lewis get so fat, anyway?
― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 December 2002 13:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

time and food.
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 December 2002 13:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

The King of Comedy

The King Of Comedy: c/d

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

most off the thread has been off topic so far, tbf, i mean it's meant to be about the best comedies but we were talking about josie & the pussycats only a while back

less of the same (darraghmac), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Hahahaha.

Oh wait.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Sandra Bernhard is funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

so I'm told.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

i saw King of Comedy while high once and the opening scene where he's in the deli with Jerry Lewis and then it keeps switching back between that and him in the radio studio talking about being in the deli with JL, and then him really being at home yelling at his mother was just so intense that i had to turn it off and watch it later.

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

King of Comedy is a good movie, but it's very sad and very disturbing and not really a comedy at all.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

wow i was just about to give my two cents on KoC only to find we're close to celebrating the 10th anniversary of my two cents on KoC.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

The only thing I found funny in it were Jerry Lewis's sarcastic comments to Sandra Berndhard, but that doesn't make it a comedy.

(x-post)

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

with interest! (xpost)

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

So lemme get this straight, King of Comedy is not a comedy, and Evil Dead 2 is.

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

Why can I not find the "You should get cancer!" clip on YouTube? Bah.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OHZUS.jpg

#54

ANIMAL HOUSE

John Landis
1978
United States
(401 pts, 11 votes)

Didn't Donald Sutherland do [porky pig style] in Animal House?
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

YES HE DID (and thanks for reminding me of it, now I hate you)
― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't think I've ever seen a guy do this in real life.
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

This because guys know nutsacks in daylight = no sex for YOU, bucko!
― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think Sutherland did the Porky Pig in another movie, too. Maybe Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
― sexyDancer, Monday, 13 September 2004 15:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

IIRC I found his ass odd for a man, feminine, but then I just remembered that Karen Allen also goes pantless in that movie so I could just be thiniking about her ass and not Donald Sutherland's.
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

Watched two days ago in my underwear.
― supercub, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

Donald Sutherland's Buttocks, or Sex in Movies for People Who Have Sex by Jonathon Lethem

Porky Pig Style

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

Oh dear.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

Everytime I think I hated this movie, I remember how much I love it when the horse has a heart attack.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

Why can I not find the "You should get cancer!" clip on YouTube? Bah.

― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, March 30, 2012 9:25 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Based on a true story, according to Jer. Also, the speech he gives just before they tape him to the chair was completely improvised.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

The racist "primitive cultures" cutaway pretty much killed Animal House for me.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

I saw Animal House for the first time like 5 year ago, and was mostly underwhelmed. I guess it's important in that it influenced so many later comedies, but having seen that later stuff before it made it seem kinda generic.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

(x-post)

Oh yeah, and the racist gag is inexcusable (especially considering that it has nothing to do with anything else in the movie, just a total wtf moment).

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

i'm kinda ho hum about Animal House and Blues Bros in the same way where i will take nothing away from them but at the same time think it's fitting that they're in the lower half of the list

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

hey darraghmac I found the smugness you were looking for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxvT8KKdFw

ps I love this movie and it was #31 on my ballot

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

dying at the "porky pig style" threads

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

I get the very distinct impression that a lot of these popular '80s comedies only work if you first saw them when you were fairly young or when they first came out. I've tried watching some of them for the first time as an adult and, well...

(To be fair, I still haven't properly watched Animal House, so I'm not calling it out.)

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

#7 on mine. Stone cold. Yes the racism is very wtf but that sort of thing happens in a lot of older movies that I happen to like for other reasons. I can't excuse it but they sort of get grandfathered in for being of another place/time. No, I don't actually want to have this discussion because it's been done to death on ILX especially lately. I'm just saying. There's too much good in AH for me not to love it based just on that.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - I wasn't even a year old when it came out and didn't see it until I was well into my 20s so I don't know about that.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

I can't excuse it but they sort of get grandfathered in for being of another place/time.

I would accept this for a movie made in 1948, but 1978?!

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

something for the morbz and something for the mobs

XD

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, WTF at being grandfathered in, this isn't fucking Enid Blyton.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

Re "Donald Duck style," this joke happened on this weeks "The New Girl."

Jess: Nick, your houseguest is urinating in the bathroom Tony the Tiger-style.
Schmidt: Naked with a kerchief?
Jess: No, what do you call top, no pants?
Schmidt: Oh, that’s like a Winnie the Pooh? Or a Paddington Bear?
Winston: Donald the Duck.
Schmidt: I guess pretty much any kind of bear, except for Yogi, because that’s naked with a tie.
Winston: Alvin, Simon, Theodore.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

makes sense. the idea behind Animal House was done over and over again throughout the 80's and i can see why someone watching it for the first time now would not see it as anything amazing as most of the stuff in there had become cliched through no real fault of it's own.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

I would accept this for a movie made in 1948, but 1978?!

^ Exactly. In 1948 the racism would be fucked up but clueless; in 1978 the racism is fucked up and deliberately mean-spirited. Actually, now that I remember it, that whole scene is pretty racist: the guy at the bar with the switchblade, the guy asking to dance with their dates, "We are gonna die"...

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, Tim Matheson's whole Fawn Liebowitz scam is one of the funniest scenes in any movie fuiud.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

also, did Donald Sutherland do Porky Pig style in don't look now ... i know that he boned Julie Christie, but it's been so long since i've seen that movie that i don't remember if you got to see either actors' naughty bits.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

The movie is set in the early 60s! I kind of thought some of the weirdo racial politics were supposed to be framing

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol at "ok fine racism, but fuiud that guys tricking women into sex isn't awesome"

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

I do not think that black people are supposed to be the objects of derision in that scene, despite how clumsily executed it might be.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, IMO the cut from "primitive cultures" to the jazz band is A) not "framed" in any way, and B) certainly feels like derisive.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

how did jerry lewis get so fat, anyway?
― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 December 2002 13:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

haha i'm so plus ca change ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I mean it's a visual gag, not a commentary on the racial attitudes of the characters or anything like that. The girl who says she's studying primitive cultures doesn't point out jazz as an example of that, the director does.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

(x-post)

Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

AMINAL HOUSE

Screw you navel gazers, AH rules.

I got to meet Peter Reigert a few years ago and I told him Mr Veg was a huge AH fan. He autographed a headshot for him inscribed OTIS MY MAN!! and it's still his prized possession

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

I ranked Animal House high, but there's no way to hem around the "primitive cultures" bit, even if the rest can be chalked up to lowbrow farce tropes.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

I like that the picture used is the one where sensitive guitar bro is about to be confronted by Belushi

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

(i enjoyed both king of comedy and animal house but didn't vote for either. animal house isn't one of my pussy/fart joke votes. pobrecito)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

If we're going to start discussing the mis en scene of a John Landis gross out comedy, I may go to lunch early. Just be glad they didn't include all the vomiting from Chris Miller's National Lampoon stories.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

Animal House >>>>> Napoleon Dynamite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Triumph Of The Will

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

Or the frozen hotdogs up the asses of the pledges.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3eDad.jpg

#53

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?

Joel Coen, Ehtan Coen
2000
United States
(405 pts, 15 votes)

a classic
― mary j davis, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

It took me a couple scenes to get used to Clooney's hicksterisms, but I generally enjoyed it. Not as spectacular as Blood Simple or Fargo, but still rather fantastic. I imagine I'll like it even more the second time around.
― Andy, Thursday, 1 March 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I don't know as I'd say it was a masterpiece of filmmaking like the Big Lebowski or Miller's Crossing. The only Coen bros. film it definitely beats from an objective POV is the Hudsucker Proxy, but who wants to judge the Coens objectively? No film has ever seemed to cater to my sense of humor like O Brother. In one of those despicable multiplex theatres, I stood up at film's end, ready to give it a standing ovation, but the audience was silent, so I yelled out "Hurrah." My banjo-playing friend got up after me and replied "That says it all." And a couple freaks clapped behind us. Maybe it just resonated with me and my current outlook on life or situation in the same way Hurlyburly did. That's more than good enough for me.
― Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 1 March 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

a big disappointment. I wish they had dropped the entire Odyssey schtick and just made a movie about the origins of American recorded music. The subplot offered better characters and situations. I know the Coen's never read the Odyssey and never set out to "remake" it, but the obvious analogies seemed to be there only so viewers could point and note, "O, that's the cyclops! Those are the muses!" Yet no thought was put into those scenes. The Klan music number was such an obvious attempt at irony, that it felt a bit uncomfortable. It almost needed to be more over-the-top, like the "Producers" or "South Park." But mainly I was disappointed because it just wasn't that funny. Give me the first 20 mins of Raising Arizona over anything they've done.
― brent d., Saturday, 3 March 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

i guess it's safe to say the human part of brent didn't weep in awe.
― ethan padgett, Saturday, 3 March 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou: Classic Or Dud

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

o brother has held up well ... though i don't really think of it as a comedy (and didn't vote for it).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

my Coens were Raising Arizona and Burn After Reading, honestly hadn't considered this or A Serious Man.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

I actually think Miller's Crossing is funnier than the majority of the Coen Brothers more obviously comedic work and that includes O Brother

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

YES! Finally something I voted for (King of Comedy)

I voted for BAR also, croup

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

Animal House is based on Dartmouth college in the late 50s/early 60s. My Dad was there at the time, and his best friend was part of the fraternity it was based on. Heard some very o_O stories from them as a kid.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for it and kinda smh that the Coens may end up one of the most dominant directors on the list but there are some serious belly laughs in O Brother

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

Even I think there's going to be too much Coen Bros. in this poll.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I love O Brother.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

O Brother probably would've made it into my top 60-75.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

still haven't seen this

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

I think Fargo was the only one I threw my support behind.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Oits OTM - I don't really somehow think of it as a comedy and didn't vote for it, but I really love that movie.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote for O Brother, but it deserves its place here. I'm not too fussed if the Coens get a lot of placings, they were pretty consistent filmmakers up until... actually, I'm not sure where the rot set in, but it set in hard.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

I laugh more watching O Brother than any other Coen brothers movie.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Love O Brother - did not vote for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

The King of Comedy is my favorite Scorsese film and De Niro performance, and I didn't vote for it as I went for "pure" comedies.
I saw it at a Village Voice-sponsored sneak w/ Bernhard in attendance, was blown away. The film had been on the shelf for a year, I assume bcz they didn't know how to sell it. It predicted the unprecedented look-at-me-by-any-means-necessary 21st-century America.

In my standup days I saw plenty of comics who were less funny than Rupert Pupkin btw.

Sandra Bernhard is funny.

^won't watch the film bcz I love it

Saw Animal House in high school, didn't understand the fuss then or now. Belushi is in it for, like, 20 minutes.
Chase was sposed to play the Tim Matheson part.

O Bro: slightly better than average smirky Coen Bros wilderness-years fare, so gtfo. At least it's funnier than Fargo. How shall we classify the irony that it finishes way ahead of the superior film it drew its title from?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

In my standup days

!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

i liked true grit and burn after reading (though i wouldn't rank the latter as top-drawer Coen Bros) -- so i don't know if i agree that they've gotten rotten.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

In my standup days I saw plenty of comics who were less funny than Rupert Pupkin btw.

so they used to videotape yer shows then?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

How shall we classify the irony that it finishes way ahead of the superior film it drew its title from?

Delicious?

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

(P.S. I think Sturges is the first 'movies for seniors' director I'm gonna tackle after this poll.)

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Animal House is based on Dartmouth college in the late 50s/early 60s. My Dad was there at the time, and his best friend was part of the fraternity it was based on. Heard some very o_O stories from them as a kid.

SHARE!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Morbz OTM re: KoC. Jonathan Rosenbaum also rates it as Scorsese's best. The behind-the-scenes stuff is fascinating, except for Bernhard and Jer not getting along. To show her there were no hard feelings, he gave her a slot on the telethon -- at 3am.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

The Preston I voted for and the Preston I wish I'd voted for in hindsight have both yet to appear

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

I really let too much "loved in middle school" and "loved last year" in my ballot at the expense of bonafide AFI glories. Not even in a worthwhile ballotbox-stuffing way. Can't imagine my 11 points to Hot Shots! matter.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I wanna hear those Dartmouth stories, too!

Chris Miller's Night of the Seven Fires is required reading also.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SRjB2.jpg

#52

BRAZIL

Terry Gilliam
1985
United Kingdom
(407 pts, 12 votes)

someone describing 'brazil' at work: "it's in the 80's, robert deniro, it's supposed to be set in brazil...."
― akm, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"...I think it's the movie version of Who's The Boss? except with only the grandma, and her face is made out of rubber."
― Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"also her dog's asshole is taped shut for some reason"
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"the ending is nice and then they ruin it"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Gilliam is Minnesotan.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

Terry Gilliam - C/D, S/D

Michael Kamen RIP

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

Brazil is funny? Who knew?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

^won't watch the film bcz I love it

You've made such an effort to prove we have zero overlap in taste, after all.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Mona from "Who's The Boss?" wears goofy clothes, I guess.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

wow. those description make me want to both see it, and also, not see it.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

Brazil is def funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

i know i've been "i don't think of X as a comedy and therefore i didn't vote for it" ... well, i voted for this one and the more i think of it i kinda don't think of brazil as a comedy either. i know very well it is a very black comedy -- for some reason, i find the dry matter-of-factness of the assorted thugs throughout this film to be wickedly funny (but also scary lol banality of evil) -- so i don't regret voting for brazil.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

so we're in the de niro portion of the poll, psyched for 'meet the fockers'

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

wow. those description make me want to both see it, and also, not see it.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, March 30, 2012 9:27 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Those are not descriptions, but some folks having a laugh at some poor dumb rube. See the movie!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Mrs. Terrain's remains spilling out of the coffin, "You have to say the number," Jim Broadbent with that plastic wrap, "Go ahead big boy, I won't look at your willy!" It's all good.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Everyone should totally see it, there's too much great in it to miss, but this also did not trip my "is a comedy" switch.

De Niro is very funny though - surely the appearance of Taxi Driver in the results can't be that far now?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

so we're in the de niro portion of the poll, psyched for 'meet the fockers'

so if only we had taxi driver and goodfellas as nominations, we'd be all set!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

re AH racism/sexism: the guys who ran the NatLamp were largely a bunch of self-satisfied upper-middle class pricky white men. (see PJ O'Rourke)

I think its a bit of a push to say he is playing himself when you consider what the majority of JL's schtick is (he is playing a much more Carson-esque figure). Its not as if Lewis is that well respected in the US.

I know this is going to make no impact the 500th time I'm saying this, but Jerry Lewis WAS A HUGE FUCKING MOVIE/TV STAR IN THE UNITED STATES BETWEEN 1951 AND 1965. He als has a huge "I am a serious artist" streak and has hosted talk/variety shows of his own (admittedly short-lived) from the '60s thru the '80s. He has not done "the 9-year-old" for a living in 40+ years, confining that 'shtick' for live appearances like the one I saw 2 weeks ago, and moments of the telethon.

I got to meet Peter Reigert a few years ago and I told him Mr Veg was a huge AH fan

Is Mr Veg a fan of the GREAT comedy Peter Riegert starred in, made mostly in Scotland? I would just start talking to him as Burt Lancaster.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

I love Brazil. Bleak comedy, but how can you think it's anything other than a comedy? Unless we really are redefining the term to just be 'man hit in groin by football' over and over again.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

YES. Love and voted for Brazil. And, yes, it's funny. I don't know why people seem to be equating 'funny' with 'filled to the brim with belly laughs!!!'.

My favorite exchange:
Sam Lowry: Give my best to Alison and the twins.
Jack Lint: Triplets.
Sam Lowry: Triplets? My how time flies

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it, but it's certainly a comedy, if a pitch-black one.

Actually funny dialogue -

Jonathan Pryce: "Give my best to the twins."
Michael Palin: "Triplets now!"
Pryce: "Triplets? My god, they grow so fast."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

LOL xpost!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

I do like the Palin character a lot: solid, middle-class, friendly torturer. Would fit in beautifully at the White House.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

The more I think of it I remember great stuff, so I didn't vote for it but do now consider it a comedy - thus cancelling Eisbaer's move in the other direction :)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

xp
Rolling Stone just published a piece on Dartmouth's fraternities: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/confessions-of-an-ivy-league-frat-boy-inside-dartmouths-hazing-abuses-20120328

rob, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

king of comedy is so great. #6 on my ballot. universally panned and reviled when it came out obv.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

also my love for o brother is well established in these parts

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Also in AH's defense it gets like 99% of its other laughs at the expense of the WASP fraternity and sorority, including zinging them for sticking Pinto and Flounder with the "undesirable" nonwhite and handicapped pledges at the party.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

The first Dartmouth in 60s story that comes to mind is because it's gross. Let's just say it involved gigantic beer enemas and people trying to catch the discharge in cups.

When I visited my friend at Dartmouth in the early 90s the fraternity basements still had the vomit troughs and it smelled like they were still used regularly. The chapter of my fraternity there had a sump pump running because the trough outlets had clogged and beer and other fluids were about 6" -10" deep.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

oh god

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

OH GOD!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

I guess a major impediment to my pleasure was the conviction that frat bros of any ilk are the worst

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

our future political, legal and financial leaders folks ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

...and me.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

it's not that big of a step from making pledges puke and stick beer enemas up their asses to making rating agencies give investment-grade ratings to puke-quality bonds and then handing the toxic shit off to the taxpayers.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/p9tCL.jpgg

#51

THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS

Wes Anderson
2001
United States
(414 pts, 16 votes)

I thought it was a great movie, If you think differently you are most likely a Nazi sympathizer and should be arrested.
― Dave The Rocker Kline, Monday, March 22, 2004 1:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just so fucking anal
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:10 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you picked up a copy of The Anal Tenenbaums by mistake.
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:12 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the royal ten-in-bums
― RJG (RJG), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:12 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

har har
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:13 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:13 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really hate the word 'anal'.
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, March 22, 2004 6:13 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Royal Tenembaums

Royal Tennenbaums

The Royal Tenenbaums

The Royal Tenenbaums: the best film ever made by a man or a woman?

royal tenenbaums again

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

The high incidence of sociopathy among our political, legal, and financial leaders seems like such a no-brainer once you consider that so many of them willingly engaged in such vile shit.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

(Vomit troughs, I mean, not The Royal Tenenbaums.)

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

i guess we knew that a wes anderson joint appearing on this list was inevitable ... at least it wasn't bottle rocket.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

And my picks are just a-rollin' in now! One of Gene Hackman's all-time best performances.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

these are great conversation snips!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

100-51 REVEALED

HALFWAY THERE

I'll be back in an hour

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

So are these gonna roll out the weekend, or will it be 'back on Monday' ?

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

the middle name gag in RT always kills me

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

saw Tenenbaums at midnight at the 2001 NYFF w/ Wes introducing. Loved the Hackman-Stiller strand, cried at the end, the rest of it spotty. Only Andersons I considered were Foxie and Rushmore.

Last scene/credits orig played to Beatles' "I'm Looking Through You" (guess they couldn't get the rights).

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

RTs were on the cusp for me. replace some of the cute/clever stuff with some lol's and it could have been top 10 shit.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Rushmore still to come surely

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

I was in a fraternity and we literally never did any of that shit. The most hazing that went on was, for the week before we were inducted as bros, we had to carry around a brick painted in the colors with our name and other stuff written on it. That's it.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

Only Andersons I considered were Foxie and Rushmore.

Voted those 2. Not RT, which I kind of never want to see ever again.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

what I'm trying to say is there are about 40 funnier "screwy family" comedies made in black-and-white.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Glad to see King of Comedy (voted for it). Thought Animal House would be much higher (didn't vote for it but like it fine). Not a fan of Brazil.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

x-post That stuff varies from frat to frat. I used to be one of those "all frat boys are assholes" people too but ime that's not necessarily the case. Which is not to say that the overwhelming majority aren't, of course. That said, some of the best guys I've known were in fraternities in college.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

I was in a fraternity and we literally never did any of that shit. The most hazing that went on was, for the week before we were inducted as bros, we had to carry around a brick painted in the colors with our name and other stuff written on it. That's it.

My fraternity was the same. We got drunk and sang songs and gave each other shit. Just like a typical party, only with fraternity songs.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

what I'm trying to say is there are about 40 funnier "screwy family" comedies made in black-and-white.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 10:57 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark

werent you yelling at people earlier that comedies didnt have to be funny

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for RT and one other WA. It's only in the last few years that I've come to love RT. I thought it was overrated for a long time.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

they do if they're about screwy families

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for Bottle Rocket because it's not WA's best but definitely his funniest

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

don't ppl gen read TRT as WA's JD Salinger grab anyway? that's not trad "comedy."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

Gwyneth's Sylvia Plath mimicry here is better than the time she actually played Plath.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

Only saw RT once, in 2001. Found it mildly disappointing compared to Rushmore (which made my ballot) -- no Who songs in RT.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

this is one of the few movies released during the period where I out-and-out detested Gwyneth Paltrow where I thought she did a good job

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

Paltrow had a pretty great 2001 imo.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I'm starting to realize that a large number of my picks are movies that I thought were just okay or that I didn't really care for on first viewing but that grew in my esteem over time (took me about three tries to finally get through Brazil, f'rinstance). Whereas a lot of movies that I thought were hilarious right out of the gate turned out to not be so hot upon repeated viewings.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

Rushmore is a great example. I just did not get that movie's charm until fairly recently, when it clicked hardcore.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

should have voted for Brazil, considering I gave Network a lot of points. Animal House isn't funny at all.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

RT is my fave Anderson but it doesn't really feel like a comedy to me. Voted rushmore instead.

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Also, I've watched animal house several times and never laughed that much. Is this a generational thing that I just missed by a few years?

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for Bottle Rocket because it's not WA's best but definitely his funniest

no. deep, resonant laughter is the best, which is why a fine, cinematically inert jokebook titled Airplane! will show up way too high here.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

When I visited my friend at Dartmouth in the early 90s the fraternity basements still had the vomit troughs and it smelled like they were still used regularly. The chapter of my fraternity there had a sump pump running because the trough outlets had clogged and beer and other fluids were about 6" -10" deep.

LOL, i had the exact same experience in the late 80s. visited for the graduation of two cousins, and spent the night wandering around from frat house to frat house, just checking the place out. Everything smelled of vomit and stale booze, people passed out in bushes, basements awash in reeking fluids. Was kind of fun. I felt like a tourist from another planet.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

if we ever poll worst ilx threads, this will be top 10. brazil? tenenfuckingbaums? 4000 posts about lord of the rings? wth is rong with you guys? this thread should be like the community thread when people just typed up jokes they liked, not like the community thread where everyone is going into way too much detail about shit that doesn't matter.

animal house is dope though.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

i love how Morbz keeps feeding us his "Morbz Rulz" in dribs and drabs ...

http://www.frumpzilla.com/image_gallery/Brule.png

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Airplane will place way too high because it invokes deep, resonant laughter?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Everything smelled of vomit and stale booze, people passed out in bushes, basements awash in reeking fluids. Was kind of fun. I felt like a tourist from another planet.

tbf to Dartmouth, this is an apt description of Hoboken, NJ and the Rutgers-New Brunswick campus on some nights.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

we really should have gotten a top 100 chin-stroking dramedies poll out of our systems before doing this one

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

I think we'll all start having more fun when 10 mel brooks movies turn up in the top 50 and we can quote them.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

all that would've done is move the pedantic "is it a dramedy or is a satire?" etc debates into another forum.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Check please."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

THE KING OF COMEDY - Voted for it, though it was low on my list. Despite that, it's up there with my favorite Scorsese flicks. And it's definitely a comedy, if an extremely uncomfortable and bitter one.

ANIMAL HOUSE - Great, but not a personal favorite. Always seemed like someone else's funny.

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? - My greatest regret in this poll is not voting for this movie. I can live with forgetting Spinal Tap and pretentiously ignoring both Evil Dead 2 and Braindead, but O Brother is (or should have been) top 5 for me, and I'm devastated at having slighted it. By far my favorite Coen Bros flick, knocking Raising Arizona from a perch it comfortably occupied for years.

BRAZIL - "The greatest film in the world" the year of its release, at least according to me, but it's slipped a bit every time I've watched it since (or tried to watch it). Still brilliant and funny as hell, #11 on my ballot. For some reason, the absurdist sci-fi setting makes Gilliam's poisonous bile a bit easier to take.

THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS - Between this and Rushmore, I can't ever decide on a "favorite Wes Anderson film". They're both great, both a cut above Bottle Rocket and the stuff that came later. What makes Tenenbaums great is the depth of sorrow in the laughter. Hate the idea that anything too dark, sad or serious can't be a proper comedy, though I draw my own lines in the sand, too. My #12.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

like the chin-stroking dramedies Sons of the Desert and The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

I wish my enemies were at least worthy ones, or had the brain of a kittycat (between them)

xxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

if we ever poll worst ilx threads, this will be top 10. brazil? tenenfuckingbaums? 4000 posts about lord of the rings? wth is rong with you guys? this thread should be like the community thread when people just typed up jokes they liked, not like the community thread where everyone is going into way too much detail about shit that doesn't matter.

OTM, the only thing worse are the posts that sneer about everyone else's posts

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

my estimation of Terry Gilliam's filmmaking has slipped over time ... brazil was his high-point. from munchhausen onwards, it's been a steady downward trajectory. (fear and loathing in particular is egregious.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i wish i had the brain of a kittycat, my life story would make a funny movie

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer, the combination of your vehement hatred of Napoleon Dynamite and apparent awareness (and enjoyment?) of Tim and Eric is creating sparks of cognitive dissonance in my brane.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

100 chin-stroking dramedies

Read this as 100 Chin-Stroking Dromedaries.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for RT over Rushmore, though def the latter is funnier and shouldve come in way higher on my ballot. I think W Anderson is like the only director on my ballot to be represented by two movies. I mostly voted for RT bcz I have an idea for a novel that borrows a bit from the Luke Wilson/Gwyneth Paltrow plot (but w/o the Plath-ness or w/e)

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer, the combination of your vehement hatred of Napoleon Dynamite and apparent awareness (and enjoyment?) of Tim and Eric is creating sparks of cognitive dissonance in my brane.

b/c i see little-to-no similarity b/w napoleon dynamite and tim & eric (which you correctly sussed out that i enjoy)? thus endeth yer cognitive dissonance i hope.

(caveat: i haven't seen the tim & eric movie, so i reserve ultimate judgment.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

catching up here - glad KofC placed. also excellent screen cap there lol

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

from munchhausen onwards, it's been a steady downward trajectory. (fear and loathing in particular is egregious.)

agree w this, particularly the slam of fear and loathing, though tideland is arguably worse. do like muchausen though, and quite enjoyed 12 monkeys on a recent rewatch. it's better than i thought at the time. haven't seen the fisher king in forever, but i wonder if i'd like that one now, too.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

If I had the brain of a kittycat, I wouldn't bother pointing out syntactical errors. I'd just do like cats do and ignore you.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

Cats are awesome.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

You are not an enemy.

The KoC was not universally panned when released, p sure Vincent Canby in the NYT gave it a good review; don't remember if Sarris did.

F&LinLV is one of TG's better meh movies, del Toro is great.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

shocked The Royal Tenenbaums isn't top-50

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

.. and the reviews were pretty good over here..

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

nobody's an enemy but it's fun to taunt people crazy enough to even jokingly talk of message board posting in those terms

some dude, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Fear and Loathing. Didn't care much for Munchausen though it's fun enough, and my memory of The Fisher King was that it was absolutely dire.

xposts

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer: i like munchhausen, fisher king (though it's stained by the presence of Mork) and 12 monkeys well enough too. but i'm less blown away by any of them now than when i first watched them. fear and loathing is where i quit the Gilliam fanclub (but at least Hunter himself liked it so i guess that's something).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

You are not an enemy.

Could've fooled me.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

if i'm a cat, then i'll shit on morbz's posts the same way that my (fictional) cat would shit wherever it wants in my apartment.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

see, Eric? compare & contrast.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514WMZQN3JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Whatev, I just added another year to the wait queue on KoC.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

i welcome their hatred/enemyness/whatever and all that ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

THE KING OF COMEDY - no
ANIMAL HOUSE - havent seent this but did watch most of 'old school' on cable once, that was p lol
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? - ...
BRAZIL - i like 'time bandits' better
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS - i go back and forth, sometimes i really like this movie and sometimes i find it oppressive, good sdtrk tho

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

The KoC was not universally panned when released, p sure Vincent Canby in the NYT gave it a good review; don't remember if Sarris did.

ok maybe a little exaggeration on my part, but there were huge expectations built around scorsese + de niro films at the time, all I remember was a general tone of wtf in response to KoC

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

b/c i see little-to-no similarity b/w napoleon dynamite and tim & eric (which you correctly sussed out that i enjoy)? thus endeth yer cognitive dissonance i hope.

I feel like they share a somewhat similar sensibility, even if they're coming from slightly different angles (imagine ND as the document of a Channel 5 "star" when he's not doing his TV show).

(caveat: i haven't seen the tim & eric movie, so i reserve ultimate judgment.)

Unsurprisingly, it's a little disappointing.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Gwyneth Paltrow is 100% babe in RT, if nothing else.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

there were huge expectations built around scorsese + de niro films at the time

Critically, perhaps. Three in a row -- NYNY, Raging Bull, TKoC -- were box-office flops.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

BRAZIL - i like 'time bandits' better

That's because Time Bandits RULES.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

i go back and forth, sometimes i really like this movie and sometimes i find it oppressive, good sdtrk tho

this is actually a good precis of what i think of Wes Anderson's films in general.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol "Enemies" was actually on my list of movies I know I enjoyed a lot but disqualified cuz I couldn't recall big lols from it

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

i always get bored eventually when watching brazil but i voted for it anyway; palin is a perfect, terrifying english stalinist.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to Eisbaer - I think it is for me too even though I wound up voting for two of his movies.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

I love Brazil but I didn't think of voting for it in this poll. but I'm totally down with it placing. It's awesome. Am a mad Gilliam fan, Munchausen and Fisher King are two of my favorite movies and I dug Fear and Loathing too. Have never seen 12 Monkeys but I bought the bluray for cheap and plan to watch it at some point.

Anyway, for outlier Animal House fans and to annoy the rest, one of my favorite moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eh2KPGBHMM

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like they share a somewhat similar sensibility, even if they're coming from slightly different angles (imagine ND as the document of a Channel 5 "star" when he's not doing his TV show).

i see yer point but i don't really agree w/ it ... i don't think that T&E demonstrate the contempt for their characters (or their audience for that matter) that the folks responsible for napoleon dynamite do.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

The Royal Tenenbaums & Ghost World showing up made me double-check the voting thread in fear to make sure Amelie & Donnie Darko weren't nominated, heh.

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like T&E is built off of nothing BUT contempt

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Guys, Brazil, Munchausen, & Time Bandits are all time. 12 Monkeys is way up there too. Solid. Fisher King was v enjoyable, if flawed.

(PS I'm not saying anything about results here)

MORE LOL RESULTS SOON

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

"BRAZIL - i like 'time bandits' better"

That's because Time Bandits RULES.

i like time bandits more than brazil, at least now that i've gotten over my teenage worship of the latter's "brilliance". but i like time bandits better than most things in life, so no surprise there. it's got some problems in common with munchausen, though, mostly a product of gilliam's inability to say no to himself. ian holm as napoleon, for instance, just goes on way too long.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

It's kinda criminal that I still haven't seen Time Bandits, considering I'm a pretty big fan of Gilliam's through Fear and Loathing.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

man I should have voted for Time Bandits

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

SEE TIME BANDITS

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

about King of Comedy: i did not laugh once.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think that T&E demonstrate the contempt for their characters (or their audience for that matter) that the folks responsible for napoleon dynamite do.

weird, cuz i have the exact opposite response. i love napoleon dynamite because of its obvious affection and respect for its characters, and humanity in general. tim & eric is great, but there's a cruelty and emptiness to it that keeps me at a distance.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

SEE TIME BANDITS

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, March 30, 2012 9:04 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

i love napoleon dynamite because of its obvious affection and respect for its characters

I think you watched a diff movie than I did

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

also yes of course everyone knows Time Bandits is awesome

DON'T TOUCH IT - IT'S EVIL!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7c74N.jpg

#50

HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE

Danny Leiner
2004
United States
(420 pts, 17 votes)

They rode the cheetah!
― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, January 13, 2005 3:34 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE CHEETAH WTF WTF OMG I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW.
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, September 27, 2004 1:10 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...THEY RODE THE CHEETAH!
― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, January 13, 2005 4:07 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean shit they rode a fuckin cheetah and you want the british accent used by minor characters to be authentic?
― oops (Oops), Monday, September 27, 2004 9:15 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RODE....THE CHEETAH!!
― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, January 13, 2005 4:16 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Come Anticipate "Harold And Kumar Go to White Castle"

Was "Harold and Kumar" really as good as it seemed at the time?

Come on! Admit that Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was really good.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote for that. Wish I had, though.

(wow, really? 420 points?)

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen Brazil (or Time Bandits for that matter) but I really liked Fear and Loathing and 12 Monkeys. Fisher King is kind of annoying and Tideland is an oppressive fucking film (that I could conceivably vote for in a horror movie poll). Meaning of Life is a p huge disappointment...

but why do ppl hate Fear and Loathing?

also H&K was unfortunate oversight on my ballot!

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

(i also liked Time Bandits ... my fave non-James Bond/non-Zardoz Sean Connery appearance [including The Untouchables]).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

H&K = YES

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

ok bye thread

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

I watched about 15 minutes of the middle of that and thought it seemed awful. Maybe you have to be American.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

If you've never tasted a slyder, it isn't as funny, no.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

(wow, really? 420 points?)

Hahahahaha.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know what White Castle is either.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

i wish H&K was as funny to me as it is to other people but when i actually watch it i'm very meh about it

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, I never imagined that Morbs would be so inspired by H&K's placing that he'd leave the thread to spark up a bowl and kick back with the trilogy! Wonders never cease.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Half Baked was a better ethnically diverse stoner comedy, to say nothing of Cheech & Chong

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

i heart the 1st Harold & Kumar ... which is FAR more "Jersey" (and fun) than anything Kevin Smith has ever shat onto celluloid ... but i really couldn't justify putting it on my ballot at the expense of other things.

also, i don't HATE Fear & Loathing -- the "crest of a wave" section is actually quite moving, and the reptiles in the Vegas bar scene was pretty effectively o_O -- but i think that it was a bit excessive and incoherent, and definitely overrated by its fans. (and it doesn't really do justice to the book IMHO, though as i said before Hunter Thompson himself seemed to like it.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

Think he left to get a crave case.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

ok bye thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://forcefedmedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/the_cats_ass.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

I love Harold & Kumar, I think I watched the DVD five times the week it came out. So fun. I didn't vote for it bc I haven't seen it in forever and it didn't seem better than the stuff I voted for, but I'm psyched to see it place.

I have crush on John Cho.

lol Eisbaer!!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

H&K's pretty solid, not super funny but its observations about korean and inian americans rang pretty true and i think that was cool for a lto of people

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Are the 2nd and 3rd H&Ks worth bothering with?

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

ah - i forgot Fear and Loathing on my ballot. much shame.

many xposts

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Half Baked was a better ethnically diverse stoner comedy, to say nothing of Cheech & Chong

okay dude I was with you until this, though, truth be told, I actually probably prefer stoner Dubya in Guantanamo Bay to anything in here

the incoherence in Fear and Loathing is a major plus in my book (also just realized that Gilliam is double-represented in my ballot as well, revealing to myself that I have in fact become what I hate)

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

I'm afraid of the second H&K so I havent' seen it, but I've heard good things on #3 and plan to check it out.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

cool an actual comedy

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

i'm actually going to favorably cite Morbz here ("One of the '70s Pink Panthers has a President Ford lookalike in several scenes. Direct topical refs, worst movie shit in the world.") when i say that the Bush impersonator in the second H&K movie was a big big red flag to me, gtfo with that shit

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

H&K 2 was pretty bad, haven't seen 3

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

yeah see I don't know if I'll ever bring myself to watch #2 for those reasons

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

kind of bummed right now that I didn't vote for Up In Smoke, not even sure if it was on the noms list.

Moodles, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

I only watched the last 15 mins of the movie, I dont know I thought they made stoner Dubya seem p plausible

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Some days, H&K is my favorite film of all time. Judge me however you want.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

h&k2 was OK, nothing special and not up to h&k1's standards. haven't seen the latest one.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen H&K the first, but watched the second one last year - it has a lot to recommend it, though a bizarre rape gag in the first 10 minutes really threw me out.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Oh crap was Cheech & Chong's Next Movie on the noms list?!?!?!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Shame on you if you voted for H&K and hated on Dumb & Dumber

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

3rd H&K was pretty great in the theater; not sure it would matter much at home.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Up in Smoke is a movie I go back and forth with a lot. I have no idea what's happening, the movie seems almost avant-garde in its plotlessness or w/e. Sometimes I love it, sometimes not so much

the girl snorting Ajax gives me hives though

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

I need to make some time to rewatch H&K. I'm realizing I miss it!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Please marvel at the incredible prescience of my very first post in this thread.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aeqEh.jpg

#49

CLUELESS

Amy Heckerling
1995
United States
(425 pts, 16 votes)

this movie is so good
― max, Friday, January 7, 2011 12:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all time
― ⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Friday, January 7, 2011 12:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this movie is the best
― plax (ico), Friday, January 7, 2011 12:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite part is the part where stuff happens
― /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||||||( *__* )||||||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ (res), Friday, January 7, 2011 12:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like that part too!!!!
― ⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Friday, January 7, 2011 12:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clueless

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

number none otm

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Not seen Harold and Kumar. It's highly unlikely I ever will. SMH at it placing above so many genuine classics. BAH. I sort of get what some people see in Clueless, but it's mostly boring and it certainly isn't funny enough to be on this list.

I'm pretty sure I didn't vote for Time Bandits, even though it is awesome and hilarious and I actually find it quite moving and/or scary in places. I keep remembering films I should have voted for, but far too late (most recent self-kicking: I totally should have voted for The Rebel, jeez).

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Shame on you if you voted for H&K and hated on Dumb & Dumber

― Number None, Friday, March 30, 2012 12:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

otm of otms

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Ok now Heathers better damn well place.

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

many xxposts re Cheech & Chong I had a weird experience at the dentist, where somewhere in the middle of drilling my tooth my dentist started talking about smoking weed and through tears of laughter started explaining the scene in "Up In Smoke" where they get pulled over by the motorcycle cop to his hygenist.

it's weird wanting to laugh when there's a dental drill in your mouth!

hygenist was a very shy, very sheltered lovely woman who lives at home with her cats who I don't think even knew the dentist had smoked weed before , it was all so incredibly weird and lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

every time someone mentions Clueless I remind myself to watch it again but then forget :(

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

ROLLIN WITH THE HOMIES

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote for clueless but certainly understand/respect those who did. didn't watch for the longest time b/c i thought it would be a chickflick/comedy, but when i got around to watching it i was pleasantly surprised by how genuinely witty & intelligent it really was (same adjectives applicable to Alicia Silverstone's character).

but then she had to go and co-star in batman and robin ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

Shame on you if you voted for H&K and hated on Dumb & Dumber

one of these movies does not feature Jim Carrey

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

Paul Rudd is so ridiculously crushable in this with his floppy 90's hair

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

r.i.p. rescreening

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

also Jeremy Sisto and Donald Faison jesus the guys in this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

Clueless! <3 that movie!

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

one of these movies does not feature Jim Carrey

ding ding ding!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

I had such a thing for Alicia Silverstone back in the day; I was just going through the IMDb entries for her more low-budget movies (The Crush, The Babysitter) last night...

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

one of these movies does not feature Jim Carrey

― You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

agreed, H&K is way worse for it

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

so far I am "hell yeah, talkin' bout my GENERATION" to the top 50

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure some dead person in a coat and tails will tap dance in the way soon, though

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

"That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential."

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Clueless way too low, I love it so much

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think it was top 10 for me

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

I liked h and k well enough the one time I saw it but not enough to watch it again and certainly not enough to vote for it.

I should watch clueless again. I haven't seen it in ages and didn't think it was goat material but so many ppl I respect love it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit and Breckin Meyer back when stoner cute was a thing that I was into

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

clueless is fun. didn't vote for it, but would probably make my top 100.

and thank you, lamp, for making me regret every "actual comedy" on my ballot

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

I remember Clueless as being pretty good, but I hope and trust Fast Times will place well ahead of it.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Clueless is as close as I'll come to liking Jane Austen/Spartacus; glad to see H&K place - happily voted for it, as much as I was tempted to write-in vote for How High. If they haven't made 100-50 (& Sherlock Jr turning up at 67), doesn't look like any of the other silents I voted for will place.

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

Paul Rudd is cute but Dan Hedaya is cuter.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure some dead person in a coat and tails will tap dance in the way soon, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vjxhqMPng

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Also, I've watched animal house several times and never laughed that much. Is this a generational thing that I just missed by a few years?

This may be. It was my #5 -- not old enough to have seen it in theaters but old enough that I watched it on TV as a kid umpy jillion times. The big finale with the parade (the way Flounder widens his eyes when he says "Ten thousand marbles, please!", the marching band in the alley) more or less DEFINED the comic crescendo for me.

I do think that the long list of imitators it spawned may make it less funny for people who come back to it, and this is the "best comedy thread," not the "most important and influential comedy thread," so who knows, maybe this placement is appropriate, but for me it seems surprisingly low.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

more penguins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7kdDeGXUjI

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

Animal House is definitely a classic case of big funny climax kind of raising your esteem for the wholet hing

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

pulling off an action climax in a comedy is pretty rare imo, but animal house nailed it. It may also be the only movie where I think the "where are they now" text was worth it.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

I strongly identify with that penguin.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

clueluess is just p much all time, shoulda been higher, really glad to see another of my pix make it

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

'you're a virgin who can't drive' is so stonecold brutal but also hilarious

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PrBrE.jpg

#48

WAYNE’S WORLD

Penelope Spheeris
1992
United States
(441 pts, 18 votes)

Was Wayne's World actually funny? I mean, I can remember very little about it now, but what I can wasn't amusing in the slightest. In fact, I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that Mike Myers has never been involved anything worthwhile at all.
― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wayne's World was most certainly funny.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:41 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wayne's World is so not funny at all.
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:49 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FITE!!!!1
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:54 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wayne's World is hilarious! It's so random and absurd. The first one more so, but the second one has its moments. Like when Wayne is trying to think up an idea, and he sees a poster to Woodstock, so he says "Waynestock!" and then sees a bunch of CDs, and says that Aerosmith and Pearl Jam will be there! And then looks around and sees... an old man fashioning a canoe out of wood?
It's probably the best SNL inspired movie, which isn't saying much, but it is so by a long long run. Jay and Silent Bob try too hard, and at my high school, at the graduation the year before mine, the very last thing heard on stage was a girl from the class screaming "San Dimas high school football rules!"
― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:55 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

party on wayne party on garth it's wayne's world it's wayne's world it's party time it's excellent!
― GrapeSoda, Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:33 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wayne's World on the SNES. Woeful.
― Bumchowser (Bumchowser), Tuesday, August 2, 2005 2:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bill & Ted vs Wayne & Garth vs Beavis and Butthead vs Jay and Silent Bob

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

emil.y, you voted for Time Bandits FYI

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Party time! Excellent!

Didn't vote for it, but happy to see Wayne's World.

Oh, and I lied, I did vote for Time Bandits, but I put it below Brazil. WTF? (xpost!)

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

it's looking like Alicia Silverstone may turn out be the prodigal mom on Suburgatory and I'm pretty psyched for the Cher/Elton reunion.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

voted clueless and wayne's world. clueless in my top 10. such an amazing movie and when it came out i had a huge alicia silverstone crush.

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

I strongly identify with that penguin.

certainly the funniest moment in EATEOTW

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

oh man had no idea that sounds amazing (re silverstone in suburgatory) xp

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

wayne's world bugs me

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

true story: I once sat in the room during a Wayne's World III script pitch

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

oh no lamp's gonna get mad that a BOY MOVIE beat clueless

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure he'll take the time to mansplain it carefully

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

I like Waynes World but it's another one that feels like it's of a certain time for me, and it didn't really travel with me into my 30's that well. I still dig it though.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

a gun rack? i don't even have a gun. let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

kidding, btw. just wanted to make a 'mansplain' joke

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

I love the way Meyers delivers that "*a* gun" line

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

if she was a president she'd be babebraham lincoln

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

Wayne and Garth not rocketing up the Manly Men-ometer any time soon, FYI.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

a gun rack? i don't even have a gun. let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

haha this is totally the best joke and the one i was going to quote too

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

It may also be the only movie where I think the "where are they now" text was worth it.

I always think of this move as invented by Animal House, am I wrong?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to think that 'Spheering' there is intentional.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

If Benjamin were an icecream flavor he'd be pralines and dick

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/tumblr_kpfrmrbsdh1qziyd9o1_500.png

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

dunno why i left wayne's world offa my ballot ... and it's kind of an ultimate Gen-X movie and it sonned blues brothers in the rank-the-SNL-offshoot-poll beef ... but i didn't vote for it. glad other folks did and that it made it onto the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

it's a goddamn parody of American Graffiti's titles xxxxxp

back to yr 2nd-rate TV sketches

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

I always think of this move as invented by Animal House, am I wrong?

First movie I recall it in was American Graffiti.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

my wife had never noticed or maybe correctly heard the "pralines and dick" line until recently and just laughed her head off, it made me kind of jealous that i'll never get to laugh at any Wayne's World gag for the first time again

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

TONS of classic parts of waynes world, including - ranking the 4 ed o'neill bits from the wayne's world movies

johnny crunch, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

it's a first-rate tv sketch excuse me thank you

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

never watched wayne's world, partly because those who did seemed to become infected with some sort of disease which uncontrollably forced them to shout stupid things

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

WE'RE NOT WORTHY (xpost)

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

I will admit that I still say 'exsqueeze me? baking powder'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

I don't remember WW being that funny, but all of the lines quoted thus far have been lolworthy. Really should see this again, especially since I went to the can during the product placement bit and still haven't seen it.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 10:02 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah this one

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

never watched wayne's world, partly because those who did seemed to become infected with some sort of disease which uncontrollably forced them to shout stupid things

the reason I avoided anything related til Monty Python until after college

I probably would have voted for Wayne's World if I'd seen it again more recently, scenes from both films kinda blur together for me

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Dana Carvey's line delivery in this movie is A+.

One of my single favoritest moments in any stupid movie is the 'til the handle breaks off' line Garth shouts at Wayne underneath the airplane.

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

which thing do you guys think is going to happen more frequently in this thread:
1. dr. morbius "quitting" the thread
2. people criticizing movies they haven't actually seen

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

it's a goddamn parody of American Graffiti's titles xxxxxp

Isn't that the Happy Days movie? Why did they change the title?

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

I will admit that I still say 'exsqueeze me?

You and

http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/232980-jar_jar_binks_large.jpeg

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

til the handle breaks off = classic

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

Listen man, I'm not going to jail for you or anybody.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

Also I still love this:

Garth: We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?
Wayne: THAT WAS A HAIKU

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

I was unable to finish American Graffiti so I had no idea the text was a ref. Figured it'd been done before, though.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

never watched wayne's world, partly because those who did seemed to become infected with some sort of disease which uncontrollably forced them to shout stupid things

This is one of the worst reasons I can think of for avoiding things, and it seems to run rampant on ILX.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but you like shouting stupid things

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Curious: how much of what seemed at the time like self-confident attempts to create a new lingo ("exqueeze me"/"baking powder"/"Menthol") was pre-existing?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Also obviously the start of Rob Lowe's long walk back?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

also, all time.... "Or be magically whisked away to Delaware." "Hi!....I'm in...Delaware..."

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

the greatest thing about these movies that I didn't vote for, or voted ridiculously low? I can quote them like mad.
fml

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i lived in delaware for most of the decade after that movie came out, but it was a funny scene so i never got tired of hearing it quoted

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

omg remy I love that line

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

also when Wayne fights Tia Carrere's Dad is pretty fantastic

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am though really glad that I saw WW a lot within 5 years of its release - I suspect Mike Myers' crimes would cause me to love it less if I saw it today.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

It was a little shocking recently to hear some derogatory 'fag' discussion in an early WW sketch. Glad they got that out of their system before the movies.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

This is one of the worst reasons I can think of for avoiding things, and it seems to run rampant on ILX.

fear of infection is a good reason to avoid things imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

waynes worlds humor has aged a lot better than clueless, which while plenty charming and likable isnt really a funny movie at all

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit the Hong fight was WW2 ugh nevermind

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

i lived in delaware for most of the decade after that movie came out, but it was a funny scene so i never got tired of hearing it quoted

― Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:11 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My HS boyfriend was from Delaware and said that the theater lost it when the Delaware line happened.

I like WW. It was not, however, the one Mike Meyers film that made my ballot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

Best thing about WW2 was Ralph Brown.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

Thinking about it now and remembering what I was like in 1995 I probably dismissed Clueless as a "dumb girl movie" or something when it came out. I remember getting to college and my roommate being horrified that I hadn't seen it. I'll watch it again soon, I think.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

i also remember william safire's lol column in the nyt sunday magazine where he tried to track down the history of using "...not!" a la Wayne & Garth. (turns out that there was an OG SNL skit where it was used in this manner, before wayne's world).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

actually, it's pronounced "mil-eh-wah-kay"

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bX41O.jpg

#47

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

Jared Hess
2004
United States
(446 pts, 14 votes)

Napoleon Dynamite feels like Candlebox of the awkward goofy dark comedy indie teen movie genre.
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, June 18, 2004 5:23 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also "Napoleon Dynamite", I think, was one of Elvis Costello's pseudonyms from when he was good, so that kind of throws me off
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, June 9, 2004 11:20 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CALL ME WHEN IT HAS THE WHITE STRIPES IN IT. PEACE.
― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, June 9, 2004 1:10 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's The Spitfire Grill for the Rushmore set, avoid avoid avoid.
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 2:55 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Welcome to the Dollhouse meets FUBAR?
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 2:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Farewell My Concubine meets A Night At The Roxbury.
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 2:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caligula meets Smokey & the Bandit
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 2:58 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My computer now says "TINA, come get some HAM" when you make an error.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, July 23, 2004 7:12 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Discuss

Have any of you seen Napoleon Dynamite?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

I was just talking about . . . not! with someone this morning!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

here we go ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

ugh

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

DWH, the floor is yours

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Best thing about WW2 was Triumph of the Will.

. . . and we've circled back around.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

"TINA, come get some HAM"

this is IMO the funniest line in the movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

sorry before we move onto racist hitlerian napoleon dynamite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEwJdhfddk

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

oh ffs

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

i would feel foolish about predicting earlier that ND wouldn't make the list, but at least there are 14 much bigger fools than me itt

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite feels like Candlebox of the awkward goofy dark comedy indie teen movie genre.
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, June 18, 2004 5:23 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome quote

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

x-post s

I am surprised that ND made it. I don't hate it. I thought it was funny when it came out. I watched it a couple years ago and didn't really laugh at all though.

The one thing that still gets me is "TINA, EAT YOUR HAM" but that's because one of my best friends is named Tina and I like to say this to her now and then.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

time for lunch ...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/cat%252527s%20ass/elisson1/Cats/RingoRectum.jpg?o=

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

It's a good thing Morbius self-exiled, because I think he'd blow a gasket with a splash radius encompassing Yonkers and Allentown

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

lol Dan

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

let's do this again shall we ... time for lunch:

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/16/16925/folders/41139/250146halloweencat.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'm quitting the thread now. For a few minutes.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

considering the quotes are from 2004 does that mean that the people who voted for this did so in 2004?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

I remember watching jon heder host SNL and thinking enjoy your minutes dude

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

waynes worlds humor has aged a lot better than clueless, which while plenty charming and likable isnt really a funny movie at all

yeah i mean waynes world is mostly just a bunch of pretty good jokes/sketches hung around a nothing story whereas clueless is more often sweetly bemused than trying for laughs?

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, Austerity, I didn't think you'd seriously count all fourteen of my votes for Napoleon Dynamite!

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

The pain will be mitigated if Blades of Glory scored higher...

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

wayne's world doesn't have third act problems, it has THREE ENDINGS

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think another reason ND killed me so much is because a friend of mine from college has this speech tic where he radically alters his speech pattern to make it sound like he's emphatically upset about random things that is super super close to the Napoleon Dynamite speech pattern and the whole movie I kept imagining ND as an MA-bred private school hippie and the pattern fit pretty well.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I know someone who saw ND 11 times in the theater. No, I have not let him live this down. 11 times!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still waiting for the ND supporters

SHOW YOURSELVES

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

(fyi I like ND but I didn't vote for it)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

It does get a couple brownie points for closing with "The Promise" by When in Rome which is Epic. Not enough that I'd ever have considered voting for it, mind.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

Seriously! Y'all let me take some bullets all on my lonesome yesterday!

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

"no-one i know voted for Nixon"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

14 people gave Napoleon dynamite an average of 30 points each

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

Edward: we were talking about it upthread. i only have so much energy for this.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

i enjoyed ND the one time i saw it but did not vote for it

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

BURN THE WITCH

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

i tried watching napoleon dynamite made it 20 mins and just turned it off

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

ha ha!

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdlWv_hBxJQ

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

love napoleon dynamite almost as much as painted cat butt. was my #16, though the absurdly high ranking is in partial deference to the joy of loved ones with whom i've watched it.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

i think people voted for napolean dynamite because it has that guy from real genius in it, real genius is just that good

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq1KeyEARBU

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

fuck all y'all, it's a great movie

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

disappointed that AP didn't quote my initial "review":

this movie was terrible and everyone that told me to see it was clearly insane and/or watching a different movie (presumably one that had a plot, characters, cleverly scripted jokes, and an emotional core). It's totally flat - a one-dimensional caricature by MTV and some Mormons in which they attempt to distill the 'essence' of much smarter, more challenging films (Solondz, Wes Anderson, Freaks n Geeks, etc.) into some sort of watered-down muck. REMIND ME NEVER TO WATCH A MOVIE MADE BY MTV EVER AGAIN.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

everybody itt turning all morbius on napoleon dynamite, nagl

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

i tried watching napoleon dynamite made it 20 mins and just turned it off

― Lamp, Friday, March 30, 2012 1:29 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just for that remark. i just might give the josie and the pussycats movie a try after all ...

(1st time i tried to watch this, i lasted only 15 minutes. oh, how i wish i hadn't tried again ...)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

i think people voted for napolean dynamite because it has that guy from real genius in it, real genius is just that good

― future worm food (n/a), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:30 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it NDs uncle that was Lazlo in RG?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack is pretty a+ --- it also has Yaz's "Only You"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for napoleon dynamite, maybe in the 20-30s on my ballot

johnny crunch, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for WW (surprisingly high?! not sure why) and Clueless, yay!
Also Napoleon Dynamite lower down. I saw it first on I think some pirated copy or something, knowing nothing about it - it wasn't out in the UK for ages after - and I thought it was sweet and had very funny bits. I know it's become over-referenced or whatever now but I guess I was pleasantly surprised by it when I saw it. The Uncle Rico guy is great. And When in Rome!!!

kinder, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

Is it NDs uncle that was Lazlo in RG?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:31 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah dude

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

I was thinking about Lazlo the other day and I knew he was in something sort of recently and that I'd been surprised to find out it was him but I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was.

I am sad now that I didn't vote for Real Genius.

Smart people . . . on ice!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

everybody itt turning all morbius on napoleon dynamite, nagl

no joking in the comedy thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

Top Secret was my token "Val Kilmer before Brando broke his brain" pick

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

I VOTED NAPOLEON DYNAMITE AS MY NUMBER ONE PICK * raises middle fingers * COME AT ME YO!
COME AT ME!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

"What's this guy doing with contracts? Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar, but it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh."

Waynes World was my #7, just one of those movies that was super important in my life and that I'll always love. There was a time in high school where my friends and I could pretty much quote the whole thing line by line.

Clueless is the best and in hindsight I ranked it way too low on my ballot.

Never saw ND, doesn't sound like I should try...

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

ps - i am lying. i think i had it in the teens somewhere.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack is pretty a+ --- it also has Yaz's "Only You"

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I listened to "Upstairs at Erica's" on my way into work today :)

You know what else has Only You in it? That good teen movie that had Ethan Embry and J Love Hewitt in it. Dammit what was that called . . .

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Upstairs at Erica's"

HAHAHA oops

"Upstairs at Eric's"

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

ND was #13 on my ballot. It, like most of the stuff on my ballot, is the rare comedy that makes me laugh every time I see it.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Can't Hardly Wait is not a good movie. At least not when you're made to watch it for the first time in 2012.

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite is my least favorite movie of all time.

monster_xero, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

I mean no one's really forming a mob but btw what is yr home address contenderizer

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

don't think ND is an attempt to distill the 'essence' of anything. it's just some good-natured lols, by nerds, for nerds.

also, i went to jr high/HS in eastern washington in the late 70s & early 80s, and i've never seen any film (or book or music or art of any sort) come so close to capturing exactly what that time & place looked & felt like.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Upstairs At Eric's is a great album -- Midnight is one of my alltime favorite songs. yay YAZ!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite is my least favorite movie of all time.

spoken like someone who has never seen I Accidentally Domed Your Son

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

I am getting you a door mat with an arrow that says UPSTAIRS AT ERICAS with a big picture of Vince Clarke

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

it's just some good-natured lols, by nerds, for nerds.

oh yeah obv the problem is we don't get nerd humor

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Upstairs At Eric's is a great album

it is

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

You know what else has Only You in it? That good teen movie that had Ethan Embry and J Love Hewitt in it. Dammit what was that called . . .

CANT HARDLY WAIT!!! somewhat underrated teen movie imo

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah obv the problem is we don't get nerd humor

i'm not sure i can help you with that, but admitting you have a problem is the first step in the road to recovery

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

can't hardly wait is from the people who brought you josie and the pussycats btw

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

feel like napolean dynamite must be doing something right if it's pissing off so many people

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

sound logic

da croupier, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

yes napoleon dynamite is the ax designed to smash the frozen lake inside us

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

n/a, secret Republican

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

it is truly the pink flamingos of our generation

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

nobody does anything as interesting as eating poo

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

what can you do when nothing's shocking? be flat and lifeless and nerdy

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

this movie was terrible and everyone that told me to see it was clearly insane and/or watching a different movie (presumably one that had a plot, characters, cleverly scripted jokes, and an emotional core). It's totally flat - a one-dimensional caricature by MTV and some Mormons in which they attempt to distill the 'essence' of much smarter, more challenging films (Solondz, Wes Anderson, Freaks n Geeks, etc.)

Yeah, this is kinda what I'd call a YP. You wanted it to be one thing, but it was a whole other thing (intentionally flat, intentionally caricaturish, not intended to be warm and emotionally-resonant, not intended to be clever or particularly challenging). And, again, calling it Wes Anderson-lite is lazy. And who cares if it was made by Mormons?

One of my biggest pet peeves with respect to people's engagement with art/entertainment is when they judge it on the basis of its failure at doing shit it wasn't even trying to do.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE IS TERRIBLE AND YOU PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR IT SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES

i had a nice lunch ... no meat, it's Lent.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Upstairs At Eric's is a great album -- Midnight is one of my alltime favorite songs. yay YA

didn't I

didn't I

didn't I

didn't I

ALL NIGHT!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Napoleon Dynamite, ask me anything.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

yes napoleon dynamite is the ax designed to smash the frozen lake inside us

lol

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

My computer froze, sorry.

YES CAN'T HARDLY WAIT - YES! Totally underrated imo.

VG - Midnight is def one of my favorites.

Remy - You have no idea how much I would love that. In fact now that you've come up with this idea I think I NEED IT.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

i'm calling it Upstairs at Erica's from now on.

when can we have a global ILX karaoke, so many songs I want to sing with ilxors it's ridiculous

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

And who cares if it was made by Mormons?

it explains the film's comfort with racist caricatures

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

yes napoleon dynamite is the ax designed to smash the frozen lake inside us

i am stealing this line for other uses.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

I love people when attempt to explain away a film's formal failings with the argument that the filmmakers had no intention of making a good film.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

ie "what do you mean the jokes aren't funny! they aren't SUPPOSED to be funny!" = gtfo

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

Not an awesome day of poll results today, on balance.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

But mostly because of ND.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

I DISAGREE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

feel like napolean dynamite must be doing something right if it's pissing off so many people

For real! A lot of the best stuff tends to be a little divisive (i.e. doesn't cater to everyone). But, man, I seriously have never seen and would never have imagined the level of hatred on display ITT!

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I stole it from kafka so careful what you do w/ it

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

xp to thermo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

i tried watching napoleon dynamite made it 20 mins and just turned it off

― Lamp, Friday, March 30, 2012 1:29 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would've if i had the option, but i was watching it with my gf and her family at the time. i chuckled once during the movie, when a guy got hit in the nuts. otherwise for the rest of the movie, everyone in the room had faces like easter island statues. i want to gather everyone who liked that movie onto a barge and set it on fire

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

that's ok - kafka is the ax designed to smash the frozen lake inside us.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

ND defenders don't even remotely understand the knocks against the movie

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

I love people when attempt to explain away a film's formal failings with the argument that the filmmakers had no intention of making a good film.

ie "what do you mean the jokes aren't funny! they aren't SUPPOSED to be funny!" = gtfo

feh, the jokes are funny. just not to you.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GwMPW.jpg

#46

ZOOLANDER

Ben Stiller
2001
United States
(461 pts, 15 votes)

what is funny about this movie: ben stiller preening at the camera? that's not funny.
― Mr. Que, Friday, February 26, 2010 10:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will ferrel with a stupid haircut?
― Mr. Que, Friday, February 26, 2010 10:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pop a cork in it, que
― epic board man (history mayne), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

suck my meaty fuck hammer, history mayne
― Mr. Que, Friday, February 26, 2010 10:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

que you're such a LOSER
― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OBEY MY DOG
― andrew s (andrew s), Friday, April 30, 2004 12:54 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Listen to your friend Billy Zane.
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, May 2, 2004 5:52 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DAVID BOWIE
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, May 2, 2004 1:41 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I honestly did leak a little bit of piss during the gasoline fight.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, October 1, 2003 12:23 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Zoolander.

Zoolander - relax!

Is ZOOLANDER supposed to be a comedy?

does anyone in this bitch like "ZOOLANDER"?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

I've still never seen zoolander.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

now this movie, i hated.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

ND defenders don't even remotely understand the knocks against the movie

i don't think that's true at all. and none of the ND haters have engaged with my defense of its accuracy in terms of time and place.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander is my ND.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

confession: I have never laughed at Ben Stiller in anything, ever, and I want to hit him a little bit for squandering his genetics.

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

Now this is more like it. But much lower than I thought - it's comedy gold to me and my friends.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

zoolander's funny enough, some good jokes and a bunch of shitty one, don't care much abt it either way

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

humor is subjective, except for napoleon dynamite, which is scientifically unfunny

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

God, Zoolander is so not funny. You people are insane.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

zoolander should be top 10-20

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

I also have never seen Zoolander.

Also, this is the comedy poll in a nutshell:

i chuckled once during the movie, when a guy got hit in the nuts.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

OK, this day (and likely the next) is just straight morbsbaiting now.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

more like comedy pole amirite?

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

man I can't wait til napoleon dynamite places

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:27 PM (Yesterday)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

And who cares if it was made by Mormons?

it explains the film's comfort with racist caricatures

I'm gonna lay the burden of unpacking that one at your feet, cuz I'm calling bullshit.

And you'll also note, through the power of reading, that I never said that the filmmakers didn't intend for the movie to be good ot funny. Only that they didn't intend for it to be good and funny in the way you wanted it to be good and funny.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

Though it takes a little while to get into - it's not really that the first part isn't funny, but it doesn't really work it's magic on you until the gasoline fight.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

agree w/contenderizer re: Zoolander

otoh don't see how anyone can contest how well ND reflects yr personal memory of a specific time and place - what kind of critical criteria is that lol

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander is funny but when voting i didn't feel like it needed my help and it looks like i was right

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

Last few results make me want to be strapped down and forced to watch every Franklin Pangborn performance Clockwork Orange style.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

what are the knocks against it (ND)? that someone's parents didn't like it and someone else left 20 minutes in? not sure how to address that.
there's the racism thing, which i honestly never noticed and might require a little patient explaining to me.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna lay the burden of unpacking that one at your feet, cuz I'm calling bullshit.

do you want me to a) go into the Mormon church's history of racism or b) point out character depictions in ND that are racist caricatures

happy to do either/both

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

great quote picks from AP lol

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

zoolander isn't morally reprehensible, it has that much going for it.

it's also not very funny.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

Last few results make me want to be strapped down and forced to watch every Franklin Pangborn performance Clockwork Orange style.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

lol

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

btw is there a plan for the rest of the results rollout? i guess prolly picking back up on Monday and finishing on Tues or Wed?

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

Oh hey guys I took the rulebook down from the top shelf and dusted it off and it says we can't talk about napoleon dynamite anymore on this thread just fyi

see also mormons

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

yay

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

All I remember about Zoolander was that the WTC was airbrushed out of a shot, causing much murmuring in the audience (this was maybe a month after 9/11).

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

The remaining picks will be dripped out one-per-day to water torture Morbs.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

ROLLOUT PLAN:

1) post more movies today
2) post more movies on monday
3) wrap it up on tuesday or wednesday

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Today's picks are sort of dire.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

otoh don't see how anyone can contest how well ND reflects yr personal memory of a specific time and place - what kind of critical criteria is that lol

not asking people to contest it, but simply to engage w it. a lot of film works by virtue of its relationship to time and place, and we can appreciate this whether or not we were actually there (e.g. scorsese's mean streets or w/e). to extend the argument a bit, i think that ND is a pretty accurate (if exaggerated and fondly mocking) portrait of small-town, western american,, half-rural suburbia on the cusp of the 70s/80s. characters, dialogue, dress and locations all reflect this. anachronistic dissonance created by the persistence of the 70s in the 80s is one of the things i think it gets right.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not going to post over the weekend. traffic is too low.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

what are the knocks against it (ND)?

That it's self-consciously kooky? It's like the movie equivalent of wearing buttons with calligraphy puns on them.

I enjoyed this movie fine, but wouldn't dream of rating it this high. In that I didn't laugh while I was watching it and I don't now remember anything that happened in it or any line that was spoken in it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

Will Ferrell's reputation c. 2001 had me laughing at "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills." For all the wrong reasons.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'm actually okay with never discussing Napoleon Dynamite on ILX ever again. It seems to stoke such incomprehensible hatred in its detractors that they can't even reasonably discuss what they didn't like about it. Arguments are less fun when the counterpoint is nothing but rabid frothing.

Zoolander is fine but probably belongs on the 101-200 list.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

Ben Stiller is my Jim Carrey.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote 'Zoolander' but this quote is next level classic;

"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

i.e. I was taking crazy pills att iirc

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander was a riot; the whole thing with "Blue Steel" totally slayed me, and Ferrell's reaction to it

also I agree the movie doesn't take off until the gasoline fight

(another one I like but didn't vote for)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

what was will ferrell's reputation c 2001? he had a sordid crazy pill habit?

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Listen to your friend Billy Zane.

xp yeah I'm British but I grew up in rural small-town area and could totally relate to ND. Like the lameness of the Hayley Duff character.

kinder, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

if i win the lottery im gonna hire someone to go to your houses and snap your napoleon dynamite dvds in half

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FACPM.jpg

#45

THE APARTMENT

Billy Wilder
1960
United States
(462 pts, 15 votes)

The Apartment is a damn near perfect movie. Even the unlikely ending is unexpectedly touching. "That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise..."
It's easy to say "They don't make 'em like that anymore," but they didn't often make 'em like that even back then.
― Justyn Dillingham, Thursday, December 6, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Great film. Great dialogue, cute Lemon, of it's time, hardly dated, awesome. And Shirley MacLaine in a elevator operator uniform OMG.
― NotEnough, Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:27 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of my favorites.
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, July 21, 2006 10:45 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://post-traumaticurbanism.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/the-apartment-billy-wilder-01.jpg
― I DIED, Saturday, November 28, 2009 7:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that shot is kind of stolen from the ol' silent The Crowd
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Saturday, November 28, 2009 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is a good contender for my favourite film also.
that office shot, they used smaller desks and smaller *people* for the desks further away.
― koogs, Sunday, November 29, 2009 4:00 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some of my female friends in Amsterdam find Wilder's The Apartment an incredibly bleak meditation on misogyny in 50s America, what with the suicide attempts & spinelessness of the protagonist & all, and can't believe people view it as a comedy.
― etc, Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:32 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

& spinelessness of the protagonist & all

sounds like they grew up w/ too many ending-freeze-frame-Eddie-Murphy-OK-sign comedies. "Spinelessness" is a trad comic 'hero' attribute, most perfectly in Bob Hope and early Woody Allen.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 1, 2012 11:04 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they protest too much. dude runs spaghetti through a tennis racket.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:59 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the apartment

Billy Wilder's 'The Apartment'

Ace in the POLL!! BILLY WILDER DIRECTS

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

If I win the lottery, I'm going to get plastic surgery to look like Will Ferrell.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

I don't now remember anything that happened in it or any line that was spoken in it.

guy gets hit with meat

"this is pretty much the worst video ever made"

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

one movie that's not 100% comedy that i won't quibble with at all

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

the apartment is a great movie. i don't like it.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

My cpu isn't powerful enough to load the whole thread anymore. Is that the only BP winner?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

zoolander is great!! I forgot to vote for it (so not news anymore) but I love it and will watch it anytime it's on tv.

the tiny model school, the gasoline fight, blue steel...hilarity

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

OH THE APARTMENT

YOU GUYS

so great

I always wanted to strain spaghetti with a tennis racket

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

i probably have the entire script to zoolander memorized just from watching it on cable

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

I recommend the badminton racquet instead.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

The apt is excellent. Shirley MacLaine was so cute. I forgot to vote for it. :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

I like The Apartment a lot but it drags when the badly directly supporting actors compete for attention (always the problem for Wilder films).

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

the apartment is a great movie. i don't like it.

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, March 30, 2012 2:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this post

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

shirley maclaine was wonderful in the apt, and omg she was so beautiful!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

shut up and deal

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'm a total black/bleak comedy stan, but the apartment is just too bleak. not disputing its greatness as a movie, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

i like that even though maclaine is the dreamgirl with the pixie cut jack lemmon is the manic one, and she's the one who's wary and sad and weighed upon by the smirking attentions of boys in her elevator, even before the movie gets heavy. her distant delivery on "good luck. and wipe your nose."

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

the tiny model school!!

I didn't vote for Zoolander but it has a couple of lines that make me lol pretty consistently

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

also Owen Wilson is pretty great in this imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

the apartment is alright but maclaine is v v pretty

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander is one of those movies which, like Carrie, I have stumbled across the last reel of several times without ever seeing the whole thing. I eventually did see all of Carrie but neve Zoolander.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander is I think the first movie I ever saw Will Ferrell in. Living in NZ and never having seen SNL or heard of Ferrell at all, I was totally fucking mystified as to who he was, what his character was supposed to be, and why he was in the movie. Makes a lot more sense now.

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

pretty similar climaxes to those movies, too, except with "Listen up everybody, Mugatu is a dick!" instead of a bucket of blood (xpost)

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

I've come round to Ferrell a lot in recent years. Used to hate him, kind of on principle.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

the files are in the computer

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

I would definitely murder everyone at prom if I was named Homecoming King and then the popular kid dumped a bucket of dicks over my head

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Still don't like him at all, but he's no longer getting cast in 80% of all new comedy movies anymore. So, meh.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Love, love, love The Apartment. I mistakenly said Breakfast at Tiffany's was my earliest film--it's The Apartment, year-wise.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

WF can be very good but as both a sketch player and a movie star he gives you 10 times more than you could possibly ever want and at some point you just have to turn away to not hate him

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

When I first came to North America one of my cousins showed me the cowbell skit and I was sort of like, "ohhhh....ok." But honestly so many SNL movies made no sense to me at all in NZ because I'd never heard of SNL or its stars.

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

they didn't make much more sense to us tbh

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

lol I guess. Coneheads wtf?

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

I think my biggest realization that I had fully integrated back into the tastes of mainstream society was the one-two punch of finding "American Beauty" a fascinating, entertaining movie and being completely taken by the comedy stylings of Will Ferrell.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

(also the hilarious part of the cowbell sketch isn't Will Ferrell; it's Christopher Walken)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

For me it was liking a lot of songs on the radio throughout college.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Zoolander is I think the first movie I ever saw Will Ferrell in.

Nope, sorry, he was in Austin Powers. Forgot about that.

(also the hilarious part of the cowbell sketch isn't Will Ferrell; it's Christopher Walken)

Totally true. I don't even know if it's that hilarious at all, really, but at least it made me understand that WF was famous for being a big star on a TV show that I had never seen.

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

i hated ferrell on SNL back in the day, but his movie career won me over

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

the first austin powers better rank btw

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

nah it's a lost cause, WW already placed

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

(also the hilarious part of the cowbell sketch isn't Will Ferrell; it's Christopher Walken)

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, March 30, 2012 2:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. And Parnell and Fallon losing their shit and trying not to laugh.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

nah it's a lost cause, WW already placed

― Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, March 30, 2012 2:34 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark

thats what i figured, but its still a travesty

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

MORE MORE MORE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

I loved Ferrell on SNL but I always thought his recurring characters weren't as good as his one-offs, with the sole exception of THE LAAAHVERS who were always super super funny

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Love, love, love The Apartment. I mistakenly said Breakfast at Tiffany's was my earliest film--it's The Apartment, year-wise.

― clemenza, Friday, March 30, 2012 2:23 PM

what the HELL?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 2:32 PM (3 minutes ago)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

A little Will Ferrell goes a long way in Zoolander, but then in fairness there not an incredible amount of him in there.

In the commentary Ben Stiller is still annoyed that The Ben Stiller Show tanked, but it's also abundantly clear why - every time he thinks an idea should be kept/canned and other people convince him to can/keep it, you think "way to go, other people!"

The (Andy) dick joke is the only bit that really doesn't work and even then there's Milla Jovovich to hand.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

I guess morbs is reading but not posting itt

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

i think i'm too much of a music nerd that when i see the cowbell sketch i just get confused and irritated that the Blue Oyster Cult's fictitious producer has the same name as the lead singer of Iron Maiden

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

ME TOO

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

shows how much you know, the lead singer of iron maiden actually produced "don't fear the reaper"

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Saw most of the jack lemon films when I was 10-12 with my mom who was a major fan. I always thought of the apartment as a tragic movie. Remember developing a huge burning resentment of the unfairness of it all and having my wee heart break over lemon and maclaine. It's been one of my favorite movies ever since, and I'll have to revisit it, because until it was nominated, I had no idea it was a comedy.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

In fairness Austin Powers is the king of "good films with annoying fans", towering over Wayne's World, Monty Python and even Swingers - ah no actually Swingers is worse.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Although Dickinson has produced many songs and albums for many different artists,[3] he was not the actual producer of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper." The song was produced by David Lucas,[4] Sandy Pearlman,[5] and Murray Krugman.[5] Bruce Dickinson was a mid-level manager at Columbia Records whose name appears on Blue Öyster Cult reissue CDs and a greatest hits compilation as the "reissue producer". Lucas has claimed credit for being the one who suggested the addition of a cowbell to the track.[6][7]

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

re Austin Powers:

james coburn's flynn movies are the best of the James Bond parodies.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but that's also b/c james coburn wd've actually been a good bond

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

so as not to be seen as a total sourpuss, i really liked the Austin Powers 1 and 2.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

i think i'm too much of a music nerd that when i see the cowbell sketch i just get confused and irritated that the Blue Oyster Cult's fictitious producer has the same name as the lead singer of Iron Maiden

― Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, March 30, 2012 2:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i didnt know who the real dickinson was until years later and at that point i assumed he must've had a double career as a pioneering rock producer or something

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

damn shameful that i'm too busy to follow this unveiling (and follow the comments on the action films poll too.) just waiting for repo man~

omar little, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wmZT9.jpg

#44

IN THE LOOP

Armando Iannucci
2009
United Kingdom
(469 pts, 16 votes)

loved 'in the loop' when i saw it but only a recent convert to 'the thick of it' proper. 'KNOWLEDGE IS PORRIDGE'! god that made me laugh like a simpleton.
― 'australian lack of style' (haitch), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:04 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one thing I found interesting about "In the Loop" was how the American characters seemed a lot more appealing than the British ones, in that most of them seemed to be doing things for principled reasons (albeit crazy principled reasons in the case of the hand grenade guy), while the British characters were mostly stupid and just going with whatever seemed to be the flow.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:46 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think you might have been watching "ILX" by accident
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:56 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha
― caek, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:58 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A thread for 'The Thick Of It' (and 'In The Loop' as well)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

huh. this movie's existence has barely registered with me, think I read a review of it when it came out...

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

True story: I used to work in an auto salvage yard, and one day a customer noticed my Clash t-shirt. He said, "Hey, you know that album Give 'Em Enough Rope? My partner produced that." "You mean Sandy Pearlman?" "Yeah, we worked together for years, did all the Blue Oyster Cult stuff..."

I couldn't pass up this opportunity. "So, that means you worked on 'Don't Fear The Reaper'...?" The man sighed, looked at the ground, and said, "Yeah....yeah. I think I'm the only person on earth who doesn't think that sketch is funny."

(Yes, it turned out to be Murr4y Kru6man)

― Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, February 4, 2011 4:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

somehow it's even more irksome to me that apparently someone at SNL tried to correctly identify the song's producer and ended up using the name of a guy who played a minor non-studio role in a reissue of the album!

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Looking over my ballot and wondering how in the hell I didn't vote for The Apartment.

Consciously didn't vote for In The Loop, but it's pretty damn funny.

I'm sure I can happily go through the rest of my life never having seen Zoolander.

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

I believe this is the first film I've never heard of.

clemenza, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

another "been in my Netflix queue forever but haven't gotten around to it yet" movie ... i was also LOL Tony Soprano as a US General, which is quite a lame reaction on my part but whatever.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

in the loop is great but this is way too high

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Would be interesting to see how many of the ppl who voted for In the Loop are English or Australian/NZ. I tried watching the TV show and just couldn't - it was way too English and I saw that as someone who spent two years living in England and generally "gets" English humor. I haven't seen In the Loop but if it's anything like the show I'm guessing it wouldn't be my thing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

in the loop's model of How History Happens is so so so cynical and hopeless that i wasn't sure how i felt about it for at least two viewings, after which i was like fuck it i'm laughing really hard at this movie

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

steve coogan. "hello! guess what's happened to my wall."

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen in the Loop

fun fact: the Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson, while not a BOC producer is a pilot :D
also is awesome

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think I've laughed as much at a cinema as during the first 10 minutes of 'In the Loop'.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

My only real problem with in the loop is its lack of resonance. Like the thing I remember best about it was laughing a lot, rather than anything specific about Heflin itself.

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

IT'S. JUST. VOWELS.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

*the film. Though i like that iPad defaults to "Heflin" for whatever typo that was.

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

SOOBSIDIZED

FOREIGN

VOOWELS!!!

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

#43

THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN

Judd Apatow
2005
United States
(471 pts, 17 votes)

top ten 40 yr old virgins-
1) borges (miraculously virgin again by the absolving virtue of sleep)
2) carroll
3) descartes
4) erdos (also on 40 yr old communists list)
5) emerson
6) hitler* (maybe?)
7) newton
8) kant (possibly because he looked weird)
9) ruskin
10) mary mother of god

honorary mention to goethe- so close at 39!!

*("with satanic joy in his face, the black-haired jewish youth lurks in wait for the unsuspecting girl whom he defiles with his blood, thus stealing her from her people" - mein kampf)
― 3, Monday, August 1, 2005 9:56 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was hoping this thread would be a 40 year old ILXer admitting they are a virgin and urging the board to join in his anticipation of ending that. Let's see someone admit that while logged in...
― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, July 31, 2005 3:51 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just wait a few years, the problem will crop up.
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, July 31, 2005 3:53 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anticipate: 40 Year-Old Virgin (Better late than never)!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

i could watch peter capaldi demeaning people for hours.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

You know how I know ILX is gay?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

liza? everyone is so hot for your paper, i just wanted to let you know. i just had to run off another ten copies.

stop. just stop.

it's like a harry potter book. if harry potter made people really, really angry.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

WE ARE AT CODE APATOW, DR MORBIUS NOW ON SUICIDE WATCH

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I don't really have a good argument for why I voted for "Bowfinger" but not "In The Loop," except that "Bowfinger" was much better than it could have been expected to be, and "In the Loop" was about as good as I expected it to be. I think it gets some recency bonus, though, doubt it would rank this high on a poll taken 5 years from now. (I am American if it matters.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

ohhh I love 40 Year Old Virgin

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

Until I read the recent New Yorker article on Iannucci, I forgot that In the Loop actually managed an Oscar nomination for its screenplay.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

No, it doesn't! I was just curious. I might have been wrong about the show. I don't think I made it through 2 eps. Maybe the movie is different. idk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

oops - x-post

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Just wait a few years, the problem will crop up.
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, July 31, 2005 3:53 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this comment is funnier than the movie itself

(i liked it well enough, but i was following a "no apatow" rule on my ballot so it didn't make it.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

40 year old virgin was p funny. I dind't vote for it and have never wanted to watch it more than once.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

UGH UGH UGH UGH.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

*shoots self in face*

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

ENBB OTM

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

in the loop was very funny at first, but it lost a lot of steam in the second half and left almost no impression afterwards. i'd say "too high", but don't really care as it isn't an awful film or anything. difficult difficult lemon difficult.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

Drunk Leslie Mann in her sequined hat singing to Missy Elliot will never not make me laugh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

40 year old virgin any movie involving judd apatow was p funny. I dind't vote for it and have never wanted to watch it more than once.

there ... that's closest to the truth AFAIC.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

I have had my own Nefarious Predictions about the outcome of this poll but I'm waiting to see if I'm just not giving ppl enough credit or if I'm just that far removed from the ILX comedy movie nexus before climbing on my soapbox

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

also I have made at least 2 mix tapes for friends titled 'BONER JAMS'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

where did everybody go?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

BTW I'm fascinated by all the discussions of watching movies more than once. Of my top 10, I think I've seen 7 of them multiple times, but down below that there are essentially none I've seen more than once. Including "40-year-old version," which I thought was a well-made piece through and through, and which I greatly admired when I saw it in the theater, but which I never particularly plan to see again. It was my #22.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

if i'd had to vote for an apatow film, it definitely would have been the 40 year old virgin superbad. but if i had to vote for two, the 40 year old virgin would totally probably have been next. luckily i didn't have to vote for an apatow film, so...

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer also OTM; Superbad and Bridesmaids were the closest Apatow-related projects to my ballot but I ended up voting for neither

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

The last third of In The Loop is just so-so, but the first 2/3 is fucking hilarious. Love the PM's evil press guy (or Chief of Staff).

Eff-You-Star-Star-CUNT

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

40YOV made my top 10, maybe top 5. I don't think Apatow's topped it since (as a director or as a producer).

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

i would be fine with 40YOV not placing or not placing this high, but i voted for it partly in my cynical strategic way because i wanted it to do better than Superbad (whcih i guess it didn't)

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I liked both Bridesmaids and Superbad a lot more than 40YOV

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/L8wOz.jpg

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF-G03wR6aE

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh lol I thought I didn't actually post that first post

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

40YOV not on my ballot. I liked it the first time but it doesn't stand up to repeat viewings imo. Carrell's character is kinda boring and he doesn't really have much to do comedically (besides the waxing scene, which is admittedly awesome). The supporting characters are much funnier than his character, he's almost the straight man, which is not good use of Carrell who I love. The whole thing comes out feeling to me more like a rom-com with some particularly dirty scenes, than an actual comedy.

I thought Rogen and Malco were great though, and Rudd.

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

I voted one Apatow but it wasn't this one.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

re pic: at least w this movie, the delay is appropriate

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

40YOV was my #2.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Carrell is really really funny in this imo

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME!

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

more like a rom-com with some particularly dirty scenes, than an actual comedy.

So the genre hairsplitting on this thread has now reached the point where romantic comedies aren't comedies?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

"Now, you may not believe that and I may not believe that, but, by God, it's a useful hypocrisy."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

So the genre hairsplitting on this thread has now reached the point where romantic comedies aren't comedies?

yeah, ffs people, this "actual comedy" bullshit has to stop

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

Would watch a whole movie about Rudd and his Michael McDonald hatred.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, I didn't really mean to, but I voted for four Apatow-related projects. Impossible to see all of the other three placing above 43. Maybe none will (even though I don't think 40YOV is the best of them.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

40yov is prob the best romcom of the past 10 years

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QSypC.jpg

#42

BACK TO THE FUTURE

Robert Zemeckis
1985
United States
(478 pts, 17 votes)

I watched some of this classic today, and was wondering, is it ever explained how exactly Marty knows Doc and why he is like an errand boy for the crazy scientist?
― Nik (Nik), Friday, April 9, 2004 4:10 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Marty's clearly Doc Browns's bitch.
― hstencil, Friday, April 9, 2004 4:12 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doc Brown made a huge fucking amplifier for Marty. It's not a one-way thing, he's not the Doc's MonkeyBoy. they're a motherfuckin' team, yo.
― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:26 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also, taking sides, Doc Brown vs. Egon from Ghostbusters. Maybe I'll start that thread myself later...
― Super-Kate (kate), Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:23 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Egon collects spore, mouulds and fungi, so Egon wins, even though "Great Scott!" is nearly the best exclamataion of surprise EVAH, after "Heavens to Mergatroid!", of course.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:38 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is heavy.
― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:39 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doc Brown kicks the ass off Egon, although both rule. The Doc describes dances as "rhythmic ceremonial rituals" ferchristsakes.
― Nick H (Nick H), Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:20 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Marty and Doc met when Marty posted flyers around town explaining that he wanted to help with odd jobs. Doc came to Marty's door and asked him. Marty was skeptical at first but finally agreed after Doc said he'd pay him $50 a week. Marty wanted to buy a guitar with the money, so by the time 4 weeks was done he was just going to quit. As it turns out Marty had told Doc that he wanted to get the guitar. Doc sort of anticipated Marty quitting at a certain time. So to prove that he wasn't just some nutcase, after a month Doc showed up with the guitar that Marty wanted. Since that date in 1977 Doc and Marty have been great friends. "
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This is Future Girl's fanfic explanation, but it has a basis in the fourth draft script of part 1, where Marty gives a shorter explanation for how they met while talking to his girlfriend "Suzy" (p.12):

quote:
SUZY
I don't know if you should be hanging out with a guy like that after midnight.
MARTY
Doc Brown's all right - he's just a little hung up on time. A couple of years ago, he showed up at my house and hired me to sweep out this garage of his. He pays me 50 bucks a week, gives me free beer...and gives me total access to his record collection - he's got this great old record collection.
(a beat)
Hard to believe he was one of the world's greatest nuclear physicists.
― kephm, Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bet Doc smoked the pot, too.
― oops (Oops), Saturday, April 10, 2004 3:11 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doc Brown = biggest stoner IN THE WORLD.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, April 11, 2004 2:01 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Back to the Future

Back to the Future: Why does Marty hang out with Doc Brown?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Now, you may not believe that and I may not believe that, but, by God, it's a useful hypocrisy."

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes this guy is my favorite part. "by golly, i can't see why anyone would want to work in a glass office. glass offices, in my opinion, are for perverts." "i could have the glass frosted?" "frosting is on cakes."

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

YES BACK TO THE FUTURE

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

it's not always intentional but BTTF is hilarious

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

How is this not higher?

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

eh i think it's good where it is

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

I voted one Apatow but it wasn't this one.

^^^me too

40YO is pretty good tho

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

christopher lloyd really probably not given enough credit for his contribution to comedy

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, how the fuck did I not vote for Back To The Future? I must have rejected it as comedy.

Ten years ago it seemed to me that this movie had been forgotten by the world, and I'm really happy that it's been recanonized.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

So the genre hairsplitting on this thread has now reached the point where romantic comedies aren't comedies?

I guess I could rephrase and say "It feels more like the type of comedy that I dislike, than type of comedy I like".

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

hey we're only 3 years away from hover skateboards, anyone who's forgotten about BTTF will remember then

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

think i'm just burnt out on BttF

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't BTTF more of a comedic adventure film with sci-fi overtones?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, how the fuck did I not vote for Back To The Future? I must have rejected it as comedy.

Yup, same here. "You are my density"

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I guess this is the stretch of the poll where I have to become a substitute Morbs (except with movies that I actually like okay).

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

bttf is funny but it didn't even occur to me to vote for it even though I love it

I love when he asks for a Tab and the guys like "You have to order something first!" That's such a small thing but always kills me mostly because I really like Tab.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

Some guy has a tumblr where he's going page-by-page through the novelization of BTTF: btothef.tumblr.com/

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

i think back to the future is a masterpiece, it is just a total total screwball joy, fox is lovable, lloyd is just this side of a hysterical cartoon (he crosses this line in the sequels, which are also fun, especially the last one, but on a different tier), the movie mines its premise exhaustively and keeps inventing new obstructions instead of just settling comfortably into lol50s, and the tense stuff at the end (marty disintegrating onstage and then doc trying to reconnect the cables at the top of the clock tower) is for me still tense.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

i definitely voted for back to the future, but i placed it shockingly low on my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

BTTFII better. Hoverboards.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

only movie that is oedipal in both a funny way and a discomfortingly sexy way?

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

the second movie does have one of the most fun endings ever. first the great setpiece with the western union guy -- marty in absolute despair while the headlights fade out of the fog behind him -- and then YOU DID, DOC. YOU DID SEND ME BACK TO THE FUTURE. BUT I'M BACK. I'M BACK FROM THE FUTURE.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

also, i think that my general dislike for jim carrey probably has something to do w/ how much i like crispin glover. i'll figure out the exact relationship @ some pt (jim carrey doesn't have a "clowny clown clown" in him, no matter how hard he tries).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

did you rip that off?

of course! from a group of libyan nationalists. they wanted me to build them a bomb! soitooktheirplutoniumandgavethemashoddybombcasingFULLOFUSEDPINBALLMACHINEPARTS!!!!!!

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

while i'm on that subject ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Voted for Back to the Future towards the end of my ballot as a concession to whether I think of it as a comedy or not (ditto The Apartment - coming from small-town NZ, the vision of 50s corporate New York might as well be science fiction). Love Christopher Lloyd and his Rube Goldberg machines.

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hmmmmmm I also love crispin. Curious. o_O.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

I watched this within the last couple months and DHL otm - the ending is still totally tense.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Thought experiment: What would BttF be like with Matthew Broderick in the lead?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

BTTF is one I loved at age 6 and still totally love in my thirties. Re-viewing it as an adult is a joy. Fox was SUCH a star.

The attempted rape is much more shocking now, though

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

Wait with Biff you mean? When he goes after Marty's mom?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

In the car?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS?!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Well yeah xp

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol the 1980s were so rapey! no wonder we got so PC when we got older and smarter.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

i am american and thought in the loop was hilarious (but did not vote for it) - i think it's more american-friendly than the tv show (which i have not seen) because it's like half american actors and half takes place in the u.s.

i love BTTF but didn't vote for it because of not meeting my personal criteria for what is a comedy

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

BTTF was very, very low on my ballot; in retrospect I would have moved it up at least 10 places

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Still GOAT territory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

YES

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

proper placement of in the loop imo

didn't like 40yov, one of those movies where at 3/4 through I was wondering why am i still watching, don't really have an issue w/ carell or apatow so not sure what went wrong there, just an ugly looking movie I think

bttf cute movie but eh

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

omg that clip

that is still one of the most amazing things I have ever seen on television

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

Ha ha, love that. Saw it when it aired. Love Paul Shaffer's reaction.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Crispin Glover on Letterman is a better comedy film than BTTF.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

crispin glover on letterman is one 1980s relic that i don't have to explain to people who either weren't born in or were really young during the 1980s. crispin's "genius" withstands the ravages of time.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

also, crispin was ahead of his time wr2 his clothes -- go ahead a few years, and he wouldn't have looked out-of-place at an NYC rave.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

I too watched that live when it aired and was just o_O

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

n/a, interesting - i didn't realize that about ItL. I will give it a shot some day.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

I can... I can kick

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

I so, so wanted to text my friends to see if they were watching but it turns out we lived in 1987.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vlJbM.jpg

#41

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF

John Hughes
1986
United States
(479 pts, 16 votes, 1 first place)

I would hang out with Ferris, I think he could get me out of my shell and teach me to appreciate life.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, June 17, 2009 8:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ferris is basically proto-Juno video blogging all throughout that movie. You can already do this as a kid!
Also their idea of great hooky fun is going to a museum and eating at a fancy restaurant. You can already do this as an adult!
The people who had the most fun in Ferris Bueller were the valets tearing shit out of sports car to star wars theme. Maybe hang out with those dudes.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, June 17, 2009 2:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Artist Mina Karimi is organizing a recreation of the “Twist and Shout” scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in time for New York’s famed Greenwich Village Halloween Parade.
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, October 1, 2008 10:37 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i thought this movie was in chicago?!
― cameron carr, Wednesday, October 1, 2008 7:55 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

BEST ALTERNATE FERRIS

You are going on a high school adventure mid-1980s style. Who goes with you: Marty McFly or Ferris Bueller?

C/D - The character of Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

I so, so wanted to text my friends to see if they were watching but it turns out we lived in 1987.

ha OTM, I had to settle for running up to friends at school shouting "DID YOU SEE CRISPIN GLOVER ON LETTERMAN???????"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

maybe the best part is when letterman comes back on and you can tell his irony guy facade has been thoroughly punctured and deflated

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

Thought experiment: What would BttF be like with Matthew Broderick in the lead?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, March 30, 2012 3:28 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

ha this post was just making me think "that reminds me, Ferris should be showing up soon"

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

oh us 1980s/gen x kids are getting our revenge for napoleon dynamite that unmentionable horrible movie from 2004 now aren't we?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

and according to that alternate ferris thread it was almost michael j. fox in the lead of that! (xpost)

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

also, funniest thing about ferris bueller was finding out that Alan Ruck was almost 30(!) when the movie was filmed.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

ha you're all old not that I'm much younger but I was definitely not old enough to have been watching Letterman the first time that aired.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

FBDO was solidly in the middle of my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

I like the "Gummy Bear?" chick.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

I watched in the loop after it placed in the best of 2000s poll, totally worthwhile viewing

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

i'm antiferris (now) but i've seen it about ten thousand times, and bought it, and have just as much blood on my hands as the rest of america.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Woah, really?

Ferris is a cute movie. I guess I'm sort of burnt out on it at this point. I've seen it about a thougsand times. I didn't vote for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

Woah really was wrt to how old Cameron was.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

despite my BttF stanning i was born two days before that letterman clip. which i had never seen before and which is :O.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

ferris bueller is a horror movie

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

I like to think that I enjoy a pretty broad range of stuff, and I do enjoy all of the movies I've seen that have placed thus far, and I can't think of anything here that I'd turn down if somebody wanted to hang out and watch it. But there's an increasing number of movies that feel more "breezy and enjoyable" than "among the top comedy films of all time".

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

Well, now I feel old. That Letterman aired a month and a half after I graduated from HS.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Says ND's biggest fan.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

(I kid!)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

A lot of people really love Ferris

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

oh us 1980s/gen x kids are getting our revenge for napoleon dynamite that unmentionable horrible movie from 2004 now aren't we?

I'm a 1980s/Gen X kid myself, fwiw.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

Someone loves it enough to have put it in first place!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

With respect to my stanning for unpopular movies, all I can say is y'all are lucky that Freddy Got Fingered is apparently out of the running at this point.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

ferris bueller comes dangerously close to blues brothers level of indifference-b/c-of-overexposure/ubiquity/tiresomeness (although that's probably b/c both are set in Chicago -- also LOL risky business). but it hasn't quite gotten there yet in my mind anyway, maybe b/c there are less of Gen-Xers than there are gray-ponytailed Boomers who play in shitty bar-blues bands.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

I'm a 1980s/Gen X kid myself, fwiw.

which makes yer love for that unmentionable steaming pile of celluloid caca even more inexcusable!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

Jennifer Grey's facial expressions are the best in this. And Charlie Sheen obv.

pandemic, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

I threw FGF a few points.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

rooney+secretary are still classic of course. as is ferris' sister, who has all my sympathy.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

ferris grueller fingered

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jennifer Grey's facial expressions are the best in this. And Charlie Sheen obv.

― pandemic, Friday, March 30, 2012 3:53 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Their scene is awesome, yeah.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/v2itn.jpg

#40

FARGO

Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
1996
United States
(488 pts, 17 votes)

is there an animated gif of the fargo sex scene
― marmotwolof, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's your star; reach for it.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mike Yanagita (Asian guy in Fargo): Classic or dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

ahahaha great still

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

i love ferris bueller, it's sad that ben stein's ubiquity and our awareness of what a douchebag he is has kind of ruined the beauty of the "bueller... bueller..." scene with the panorama of kids snapping gum, drooling on their desks, etc.

i just watched back to school and rooney's secretary is in that too, playing ... a secretary

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

Therrrrrre we go. One of my top ten picks.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

I want to shake the shit out of Ferris Bueller. Entitled little dweeb.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

He's a righteous dude

pandemic, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

i just watched back to school and rooney's secretary is in that too, playing ... a secretary

the films came out that same year ... she must've decided that playing a secretary was where it was at that year!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

x-post Wasn't she also the neihbor lady (Harriet Poole iirc) on the shortlived sitcom that was about a family who had a robot daughter? Small Wonder?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

ILX really loves the Coen Bros!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yay, Fargo.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

The overrated Coen Bros movie I think is still way underrated.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

the panorama of kids snapping gum, drooling on their desks, etc.

i guess this is more accurately a montage, not a panorama

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

the secretary is also the "may i see your rental agreement" clerk in plainstrainsautomobiles.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Gah now you've got me trying to remember the film about the robot kid. DARRYL?
xxxxp

pandemic, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

x-post Wasn't she also the neihbor lady (Harriet Poole iirc) on the shortlived sitcom that was about a family who had a robot daughter? Small Wonder?

Think you're thinkin' of Valerie/Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family/The Hogans.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

i think i didn't vote for fargo on grounds of "not being a comedy" but i don't know why because now that i think about it there's so much hilarious stuff in it.

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

Smaller Wonder was better than all these movies combined.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

btw I just looked up Rooney's secretary and she was Mrs Poole on Valerie and the Hogan family but a similarly annoying neighbor lady on Small Wonder.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

ENBB: i have really tried so very hard over the course of 2 decades to put small wonder as far out of my mind as possible ... YET YOU BRING IT UP HERE AND NOW AGAIN!!

:-)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

I want to shake the shit out of Ferris Bueller. Entitled little dweeb.

yeah I've come to hate this movie over the years. as is well-documented elsewhere.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

i like how we're still referring to her as "rooney's secretary" or "the secretary"

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnFK1nQ27Ik

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I really, really like Fargo, but the scene where Buscemi returns to the cabin to find Mrs. Lundegaard shot in the head (SPOILER ALERT) after they've mostly played her abduction for laughs throughout really sucks the wind out of the movie for me and takes it from the realm of "pitch-black comedy" to "unnecessarily mean." I realize that's almost preposterous in light of what happens to Buscemi and Harve Presnell, but the tone of it just gave me sourface.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

she has a name and it is Edie Mclurgh btw sheesh

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

it works better if you put spoiler alert before the spoiler btw

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol have I talked about Small Wonder before? Sorry! On one of those shows I think she had a daughter named Harriet.

Fargo is great. Didn't make my list.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

The movie is pretty explicitly about Ferris being entitled, right? Jeanie and Cameron both talk about how much he gets away with. Rooney hates him for a reason.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

mrs. lundegaard's abduction is not played for laughs. stormare and buscemi laugh at it because they're assholes.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

small wonder traumatized a younger me as much as fudgie the whale traumatized a younger strongo.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

ha OTM, I had to settle for running up to friends at school shouting "DID YOU SEE CRISPIN GLOVER ON LETTERMAN???????"

lol, i did the same thing. the only moment in my life abt which i can say "i'm proud to have been watching television."

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

I know we've been down this road over and over but Fargo is def not a comedy.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, the situation in general is played for laughs yeah, but mrs. lundegaard's panic+terror is pretty upsetting from the home invasion on, for me.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

i just watched back to school and rooney's secretary is in that too, playing ... a secretary

― future worm food (n/a), Friday, March 30, 2012 8:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just watched Portlandia Season 1 for the first time and she's in that... playing a secretary.

I too am burnt out on Ferris. I mean, I still think "that is a film I like" about it, but... I dunno, I can't muster up any enthusiasm now.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

also, i feel the same abt FB as i do abt B2tF (same as a bunch of you, too, apparently): burnt out. loved both of them to death before they became inescapable cable staples.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's kinda hairsplitting given how the Coens sometimes shoot this stuff but still.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

i just watched back to school and rooney's secretary is in that too, playing ... a secretary

And she's the rental car lady in Planes Trains & Automobiles.

nate woolls, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

I know we've been down this road over and over but Fargo is def not a comedy.

You're nuts.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, the situation in general is played for laughs yeah, but mrs. lundegaard's panic+terror is pretty upsetting from the home invasion on, for me.

plus, if ever a movie ended with more funerals than marriages...

(well, that'll be braindead, i guess, but fargo's funeral business is p unforgettable)

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

but mrs. lundegaard's panic+terror is pretty upsetting from the home invasion on, for me.

eh her hiding in the shower/running into things is totally played for laughs come on now

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

loved both of them to death before they became inescapable cable staples

That's sort of my problem with a lot of the '00s comedies that are ranking highly today. They feel like movies I'm already burned out on via cable, even before they got to cable.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

that's not the movies' fault though

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/YNmEN.jpg

#39

THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF THE POLICE SQUAD!

David Zucker
1988
United States
(498 pts, 22 votes)

Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.
― admrl, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:02 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"cigarette?"
"yes, i know."
― impudent harlot, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Sorry, we would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lt. Frank Drebin: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
― admrl, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:26 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you, I don't wear them.
― admrl, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Nice Beaver!"
"Why thank you, I just had it stuffed."
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sssh quotes
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball...

more
― deeznuts, Sunday, August 5, 2007 10:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Naked Gun/Police Squad

Naked Gun villains: Vincent Ludwig vs. Quentin Hapsburg

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

You're nuts.

Just because Hamlet is hilarious doesn't mean it isn't a tragedy, you know?

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

it's kind of a movie version of "if God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them full of tasty meat?"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

"Too low" two in a row.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

is there something wrong with y'all or with me that the name "Edie McClurg" is permanently etched in my brain and not in yours

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

despite the undeniable comedy value and the looseness of the 'based on a true story' aspect, Fargo has i think a bit more gravity and realism than the average black comedy with a body count

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

oooooo ANOTHER classic that i inexplicably forgot to put on my ballot!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

xspost I'm so much a fan I even know she's comic relief in Carrie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Edie McClurg is etched in my brain too, djp

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

she's a righteous dude

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

I'm fine w/ fargo as a comedy, obv not the only thing it is but its tone on the whole is pretty sardonic, cf w/ blood simple which is darkly ironic but def not played for laughs

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!"

lol

is there something wrong with y'all or with me that the name "Edie McClurg" is permanently etched in my brain and not in yours

it's them

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

fargo is like a melancholy crime drama that happens to have some incredibly funny scenes. love it to death, would never dream of voting for it

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

FARGO is not the best Coen bros. comedy, but probably the top one on this poll.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't know her name until I looked her up just now!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

naked gun would surely have been my #1 if i had voted. just watched it again recently and yep it's still the best

ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

also this thread may be the thing that makes me finally break down and get netflix after being a super-low-volume-movie-watcher my whole life

ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

like i've barely seen anything that isnt in constant tv rotation

ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

When Ferris Bueller showed on network TV in the late eighties the tagline was something like "Ferris Bueller's taking a day off from school, and he's got Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Grey, and Edie McGlurg in on it too!" and I thought, oh wow, she's famous too.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

I remember being taken aback when Edie McClurg showed up in A River Runs Through It.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

Edie McGlurg had a body that could eat a cheese sandwich from across a room.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

fargo is more of a comedy than back to the future

future worm food (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote for fargo because its more admirable than lovable. i mean, i LOVE raising arizona and o brother, where art thou? in a way that can't be reduced to an appreciation of their cinematic merits. it has something to do with their generosity of spirit and seeming affection for you, as an audience member. they have your best interests in mind. fargo definitely does not, and if it does, it's trying to make you swallow a very bitter pill.

actually, i think that sort of affection-based decision-making (and the inability to understand it) has a lot to do with the disdain "certain posters" feel for populist comedies of the last few decades.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

IT IS ffs

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for 2 1/2 instead of the first because it's no fat: it distills Frank Drebin's Drebinness.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

lol I just had this exchange with my nerdiest music friend

me: do you know the name of the actress who plays
rooney's secretary in Ferris BDO?
without looking her up?
him: Yup
me: what is it?
him: I am in the bathroom
me: So? tell me her name!
him: And her name is Edie Mcclurgh
me: thanks
u r a peach
him: Not sure if I am spelling it right
Sounds like mug-klurg
You owe me

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Lt. Frank Drebin: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
― admrl, Monday, April 30, 2007

this is from 2 1/2 btw

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

I've heard this line about the Coen Brothers being cruel and how, despite the heightened reality of their stuff, none of their films are actually comedies and I dispute both points so hard. They do depict cruel characters doing cruel things, but they also do a pretty good job of humanizing the characters such that you do feel for them, and maybe empathize a little more excessively with the cruelty they suffer than you might otherwise. And the comedy in something like Fargo is all about the perspective through which the film is filtered. You could depict the same sequence of actions completely straight and turn it into a thriller a la A Simple Plan, but by playing up the hubris and buffoonery of the characters and showing how those aspects of the characters lead to their downfall, the Coens pretty successfully run the endeavor through a (fairly dark) comedic filter. And I don't think you're ever meant to feel any less strongly about the tragedy inflicted upon the victims, who are more or less peripheral to the comedy of people throwing themselves into the cosmic woodchipper over a little bit of money.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

this is the only time i am posting with this display name

edie mcclurg and the new bohemians (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

nah I have a deep affection for o brother where art thou but I can still hate on the 40yov

xxxxp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

nerdiest music friend

movie not music

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

lol n/a

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

the naked gun is awesome, regret not voting for it

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

"I told Jane we'd meet here in the rear."

"Where's that, Frank?"

"In the back."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

yeah fargo was introduced to me as a comedy but i mostly just found it really discomforting

ciderpress, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

7th grade for me was just one long session of my friends and I quoting Zucker bros movies.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

fargo is like a melancholy crime drama that happens to have some incredibly funny scenes. love it to death, would never dream of voting for it

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 30, 2012 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is spot on.

is Raising Arizona a lock to be higher now? cause jesus 6 Coen bros flicks out of 100

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

many other movies on this list have more total laffs but it's possible that "IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!" = biggest single surprise-laugh of my movie-watching career

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FAqAs.jpg

#38

PLAYTIME

Jacques Tati
1967
France
(519 pts, 13 votes)

Saw this last night at Lincoln Center; at least my third viewing of the film, but never so eye-popping. I feel like I could go again tonight. I know it's on Criterion Collection, but run to the theater if it ever shows near you. You'll scarcely know what part of the screen to look at during the nightclub sequence.
The only other film of its time it evokes is "2001."
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 5, 2005 9:49 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love all the squeaky glass.
I saw some old new version at the Walter Reade back in the late 90s. The funny thing was, I had a good friend staying at my house and as I settled in my chair on one side of the auditorium, I was semi-surprised to see her coming in (late as usual) and seating herself on the other. This is not a story of romance, just a story of movie-crazed people.
2001 comparison OTM.
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, January 5, 2005 12:24 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, that's funny cuz one always encounters the Noel Burch comment that Playtime "not only begs for multiple viewings, but demands to be seen from several different seats in the auditorium."
I was at that Reade revival as well! The image detail in this print is just stunning.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 5, 2005 1:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tati's the only thing worse than Chaplin
― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, April 10, 2006 11:13 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the french mr. bean!!
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 11:16 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit the bluray of this @_@
i take back everything bad i said about the guy
― super mario bros. (s1ocki), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the scales fall from the eyes
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:58 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jacques Tati's "Playtime" - restored print

should i see some other jacques tati films before watching playtime?

COME SEE TATI's "PLAYTIME" TONIGHT AT 6;30 WIT ME

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

That's a very high average vote for that movie.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

God this movie is so perfect.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

playtime was my no. 4 pick. i hate it when people say stuff like this but you really have to see it on the big screen to appreciate it. there's so much stuff happening at the same time that it gets lost on tv.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

that's b/c morbz put it on his ballot 13 times silly

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

love that movie so much, but i'm afraid to watch it at home. wish i could just rent a theater every year and show it for myself and my friends.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hah, I was about to say that I hadn't thought about BttF for this, and what was going to be next, Ferris Bueller?

(many many xxp)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, i've been meaning to watch more jacques tati films (including playtime) b/c of how well received they seem to be (by smarter/better people than Wilponzi).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Now that we're down to 37 remaining spots, I'm trying to figure out which of my 42 remaining picks will fail to place. I'm guessing at least House Party, Freddy Got Fingered, Love & Death, Deconstructing Harry, Hot Rod, and 9 To 5 are dead in the water at this point.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Amusing: You see this scene, and then you hear that a woman is suing the Apple store on Long Island for doing this same thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6pwQqSY70

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

not seeing Playtime on the big screen before I left Chicago is a big regret of mine

rob, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't liked any of the other tati films as much as playtime, but trafic has its moments

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't seen it, but on the evidence of that clip and the still above, the cinematography in Playtime looks gorgeous.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't liked any of the other tati films as much as playtime,

Yep. I've tried to like the Hulot films and failed.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

*** BREAKING COMEDY NEWS ***

http://www.avclub.com/articles/today-in-yes-really-twins-sequel-triplets-in-the-w,71698/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I tried watching play time once and fell asleep

it was not what I was expecting, I should try again

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

"I've heard this line about the Coen Brothers being cruel and how, despite the heightened reality of their stuff, none of their films are actually comedies and I dispute both points so hard. They do depict cruel characters doing cruel things, but they also do a pretty good job of humanizing the characters such that you do feel for them, and maybe empathize a little more excessively with the cruelty they suffer than you might otherwise."

i love the cohen bros, but i do see them as being at times excessively cruel. in part that's a simple product, as you say, of their depicting "cruel characters doing cruel things". but it's also a product of the worldview that their films seem to communicate. there's a cruelly moralistic streak in their films, and it's never more apparent than in fargo. the coens insist on the inevitability of terrible punishment for sin, but they're equally willing to punish decency, foolishness, vanity, or anything else that happens to cross their narrative path. worse yet, they're eager to betray your willingness to sympathize. this is what i meant earlier when i described fargo as "not having your best interests in mind". it toys cruelly with the audience's willingness to identify emotionally with the characters onscreen.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't seen it, but on the evidence of that clip and the still above, the cinematography in Playtime looks gorgeous.

the cinematography in play time is gorgeous, no single clip could do it justice. one of the best-looking films i've ever seen.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

tati basically built a fake city to film playtime in so it was a financial flop and kinda screwed him over iirc

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

^ troo. sad, but an amazing gift to his posterity (french word meaning "ass")

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

plus woot, was my #4

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/qrLbK.jpg

#37

SHAUN OF THE DEAD

Edgar Wright
2004
United Kingdom
(527 pts, 19 votes)

It's not hip-hop, it's electro!
― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, September 26, 2004 11:33 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was a nice touch. I think I was the only one in the theater who laffed at it, though.
― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, September 26, 2004 11:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So was I. And it was just because those words have come from my mouth.
The most embarrasing bit of watching it in the cinema was working out where Shaun's electrical shop was and going 'ooh we bought our hoover there!'. Loudly.
― Anna (Anna), Monday, September 27, 2004 1:44 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I laughed like a twat at 'kill the queen!' on second viewing, but other than that I liked it less than I did the first time. I don't think his mum should have died, it kind of ruined the comedy for me from that point on.
― Archel (Archel), Monday, September 27, 2004 3:08 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shaun's Mum reminded me a bit of my Mum :(
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:48 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Official Shaun of the Dead Thread!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Still only 2 of my top 10 (Animal House and Tootsie) in! Can't figure out whether I'm ultra-canonical or ultra-weird. Still think it's the former.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

haha ENBB i saw that story on the elevator up to work today ... i actually thought about mentioning it in this thread!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

2004! I still have this in mind as "recent movie I need to get around to seeing."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

it toys cruelly with the audience's willingness to identify emotionally with the characters onscreen.

dunno why you would want to identify emotionally with any of the people being "punished", who are all uniformly awful/horrible to varying degrees (exception being the wife, who is just hapless). Emotional center is obviously Francis McDormand and her husband, duh.

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

placings of today's entries does make me feel a bit Morbzy, priorities are seriously out of whack

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, T. - Glad someone appreciates the Twins 2 news ;)

Sean of the Dead was cute. I am burnt out on zombies though. Didn't vote for it though I remember then nerding out over which records to hurl at the undead with fondness.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, yes, yes. Yes. A slightly less funny movie than Hot Fuzz (which I certainly hope is still in the running), but a better movie, as well. And touching and good zombie value and still hilarious.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

i feel for jerry lundegaard but he's a spineless rationalizer who subjects his own wife to horrors for money so i don't feel too betrayed when things don't work out for him.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

the funniest thing about fargo was all of the characters speaking with that Minnesota accent. even years of watching MST3K can't destroy the sheer joy of hearing people talk like that!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Twins 2! holy shit!

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I suspect 4 of mine (The Pink Panther Strikes Again / A Day At The Races / Hot Shots! Part Deux / Harold & Kumar Escape From Gauntanamo) aren't going to place this much above their obvious comparisons, and there's a bunch of stuff at the bottom of my ballot that I've also given up on: The Emperor's New Groove / Mars Attacks / Mr Vampire / Scott Pilgrim / Little Shop of Horrors / Man With Two Brains. And I'm well aware that my Commitments love is just regionalism.

I wouldn't count out Love & Death though! It's the funniest of his funny films.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

Shaun obviously completely great, what a fantastically realised movie.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Well, okay, I won't give up on Love & Death if you don't give up on Man With Two Brains!

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

# times I laughed during SotD: 2, maybe 3
# times during Hot Fuzz: lost count

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

I placed TMWTB over The Jerk on my ballot (scandalous!).

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Only Royal Tenenbaums from my Top 10, and I'm shocked I ranked it that high.

I'm assuming Gosford Park will not place at this point (because it's not enough of a comedy, I guess), nor will Waiting even though Waiting is brilliant.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Shawn of the Dead was kinda largely smile-inducingly funny, while I was legit doubled over and almost crying a few times during Hot Fuzz.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

And I'm well aware that my Commitments love is just regionalism.

so wait ... your region is northern New Jersey? there's a lot of commitments love in my neck of the woods!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

actually, several of my Top 10s have already made it ... they were all too snooty for most of the voters here (ergo they didn't place w/n the Top 50 of this bitch). but i have reason to believe that at least two of my other Top 10s will appear in the Top 50 tier.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

5 of my top 10 are in now that Shaun has arrived - my #1 will probably only get in as a token (has there been any animated films so far?) and may also suffer from the tendency of people to vote for funny films over their funnier sequels. 1 will probably not post but I'm keeping hope alive, two are absolute locks, and the last is a british british non more british film that I had no hope for until In The Loop appeared - and even then if it doesn't turn up by 30 it's probably toast.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

i'm very much a spoiled populist, pretty sure 8 of my top 10 (and 3/5ths of my ballot) are in the list. which is why i can afford to quibble if one whole movie i don't like or don't think is really that funny shows up now and again.

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

austerity do you need me to do 30-26 today?

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rQ45v.jpg

#36

THE PRODUCERS

Mel Brooks
1968
United States
(534 pts, 19 votes)

I use that "I'm wearing a cardboard belt" line all the time. In fact I constantly quote lines from the original film.
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, March 10, 2006 4:34 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't hear the word 'concierge' without replaying the appropriate scene in my head.
― beanz (beanz), Friday, March 10, 2006 4:42 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Producers is the funniest movie ever made, fact. "Mr. Bialystock, I didn't say -" "SHUT UP! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!" Genius.
― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, February 15, 2003 10:42 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Your honor, we find these men incredibly guilty."
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:50 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Joyce AND Kafka are referenced in the original movie!
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, March 10, 2006 4:49 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not bad for a knockabout romp!
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, March 10, 2006 4:50 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and doestoyevsky!!!
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But the new version has Uma Thurman in stockings...
― chris moran (chris moran), Monday, March 13, 2006 8:14 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Taking Sides: "The Producers" vs "The Producers"

Mel Brooks: Search and Destroy

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

about the right place for it

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

austerity do you need me to do 30-26 today?

― polyphonic, Friday, March 30, 2012 3:52 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I think we're calling it quits at 36. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

of the two Top 10s i anticipate showing up later on, only one of them could be thought of as "non-populist" and only by the kinds of people who would vote for Rick Santorum.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

The Producers is, like, the third or fourth movie to show up from my 51-55 picks that I had to pull a Sophie's Choice on.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

actually, i think the OG producers might've been in my Top 10 ... will have to go home to verify though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

aw c'mon ONE MORE PLEASE

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

Uh. Shaun of the Dead is an okay little movie, but it does not belong anywhere near a greatest of all-time list, never mind at #37!

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

that's it for today folks. More movies revealed on monday.

>>>>>EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR POLYPHONIC<<<<<

he's done a bang-up job making these movie stills, and therefore making this thread awesome!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Of the 8 left on my top 10, there are two mortal locks, one near-certainty, and then the rest I'm truly not sure. There's only one I'm confident won't make it on.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

The Producers was down at the bottom of my list, but I had to include it. Some amazing moments, though to be honest I would be happy if the film was just the entirety of Springtime For Hitler.

And yay polyphonic! Images really do add a touch of class to a poll.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

though i like it a good deal, i strategically skipped voting for sean of the dead cuz i figured it was going to get crazy ILX love no matter what. didn't vote for hot fuzz cuz it's mostly boring.

mentally flipped a coin between the producers and young frankenstein. zero lost out to peter.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

Xposts brokeback mountain is more of a romantic comedy.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like at least 7 of the remaining 8 from my top ten will still place (I think my number one is a long-gone lost cause). Three or four of them will def be in the top ten poll results, and I'm almost certain at this point that my number 2 will be the winner.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

does this mean that pootie tang is out of the running?

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I've given up on seeing certain films place at this point, sorry forbidden zone and inspector general

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu674mVwQC1qzgpx9.gif
L-R ilx, austerity ponies honor polyphonic

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

mentally flipped a coin between the producers and young frankenstein. zero lost out to peter.

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, March 30, 2012 9:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't get Young Frankenstein. It just doesn't tickle my funnybone. Frankly, I prefer Young Einstein.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for hot fuzz cuz it's mostly boring.

Psssh. The slow (NOT BORING!) buildup and subsequent insane payoff are effing masterfully done.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

re the producers: when i was in 8th grade during the mid-1980s, my history teacher talked about this movie and (quite animatedly) described all of the most famous scenes ("springtime for hitler," the gay producer and his even-gayer assistant, zero mostel wining-dining-and-sixtynining society dames for the money to finance the play, etc) and had the entire class laughing hysterically. this was well before all of these scenes had become ubiquitous and the Broadway play had been staged, so it was all very very transgressive to an impressionable young lad myself. two weeks later, as if by magic, the producers came on the TV two weeks later during the sunday matinee, and yes this movie was every bit as funny/transgressive/shocking as the teacher had described it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Uh. Shaun of the Dead is an okay little movie, but it does not belong anywhere near a greatest of all-time list, never mind at #37!

That is an interesting point but unfortunately it is wrong.

Also yay polyphonic and AP!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

'I'm wet. I'm wet. I'm hysterical and wet...'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1Y6ueYqVgXg#t=39s

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you, Austerity Ponies. Thank you, polyphonic. You are the air that we breathe, you are the twinkle in our eyes.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

thanks thanks many thanks AP and polyphonic!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Has anyone seen the remake of 'The Producers'? I love the original so much I can't bring myself to do it.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

saw the broadway revival if that counts

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

re hot fuzz: maybe i would have liked it better if i were more familiar with the hallmarks and routines of "quaint english country village" as a cultural institution? i didn't really get that stuff, but the cop movie references were fun.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

Producers worth a vote for 'blankie' alone.

pandemic, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

i saw the remake's version of "springtime for hitler" on Youtube. it wasn't as awful as i was afraid it would be, but it wasn't all that either (combo of the surprise element being gone and that it was a bit TOO reverential to the original).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

Producers was high on mine, maybe even top 10 but am on bus and can't check. I think most of my choices will place but not sure where they will end up. Surprised this is not higher.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I saw the revival on Broadway maybe 8 years ago? It was decent.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

and, yeah, huge unshaven face-hugs for austerity ponies and polyphonic. best thread!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, thanks dudes.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

I think Shaun and Hot Fuzz both benefit from knowledge of small villages / small village movies / police movies / zombie movies and frankly north london.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

I know about all those things least a little. I liked both movies a lot. Just not enough to rate them in this poll.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

6 of my 10 placed already (Philadelphia Story, Serious Man, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Clueless, Hudsucker Proxy and The Princess Bride). I'm fairly confidant that 3 of the last 4 are going to place and I'd kinda be a little surprised if all 4 of the last 4 didn't place. so i'm super ilx film canonical mordy, apparently.

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get Young Frankenstein. It just doesn't tickle my funnybone. Frankly, I prefer Young Einstein.

i didn't quite get young frankenstein either when i first watched it as a little kid. a couple of years ago, i watched it again after i'd watched a shit-ton of Frankenstein, Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi films and it made a lot more sense/was a lot funnier. to get morbz-ian (ewwww) for a moment, this IS IMHO one film where having a working knowledge of the films and the genre it's parodying is almost essential to really appreciating it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get Young Frankenstein. It just doesn't tickle my funnybone. Frankly, I prefer Young Einstein.

i love it when people who have been constantly complaining about other people's choices swiftly and completely destroy their own credibility

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

But... I do! I love those films. And I get a bunch of the references. It's just the humour doesn't work for me. Too broad, too obvious, I guess? (And yeah, the Young Einstein thing was just a cheap crack, it's not actually a good film.)

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

xpost to Eisbaer, though it works as a response to n/a too.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

i also love it when those people backpedal and try to act like they were just kidding to recover some of that cred when everyone knows they really love young einstein and wants to make out with it and marry it

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

will some kind soul recap 100-36?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha, who WOULDN'T want to marry this?

http://images.wikia.com/steampunk/images/e/e1/YoungEinstein.jpg

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

LOL n/a

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

RIP

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

13 of my votes have made it so far, which seems like a pretty hivemind-y score.

am beginning to worry abt:

the thin man
nine to five
how to get ahead in advertising
le million
death race 2000
hedwig & the angry inch
to die for
election
pootie tang

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

you don't have to worry about election

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

really don't get the 'in the loop' love; it was basically just a long episode of 'the office.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

the thin man

yay another thin man/william powell stan!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Election will be top 10.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

If someone on the Office told Ricky Gervais or Steve Carrell to 'lick my sweaty balls,' I might watch it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

voted for the thin man and le million, but there is no way in hell the latter is going to place!

rob, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

And yay polyphonic! Images really do add a touch of class to a poll.

If you guys really loved us you would get a mod to drop in the missing images and boldface for 100-76! ;-)

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

oh rad a bunch of stuff that i voted for showed up today: in addition to clueluess (no. 7) i also voted for zoolander (no. 4) and playtime (no. 10). if you dont like any of these movies than cool, youre a terrible person

i thought about voting for ferris bueller cuz of the rad chillwave zoneout stuff but while its really charming its sorta boring too so i didnt. glad to see it place tho

dont care about anything else except 'shaun of the dead' which is garbage

Lamp, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

Election will be top 10.

If not very near. I was kinda surprised to see how high I put it on my ballot, but it really does deserve it.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

In the Loop should place higher imo (as in more points). Nothing like the Office, gtfo!
"hello! guess what's happened to my wall." made me laugh way more than that line would suggest.

BTW excited for Iannucci's Veep which is COMING SOON TO HBO!

kinder, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

Glad to see you also voted for 9 To 5, contenderizer! Maybe it's in with a chance! Probably not.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for clueless too, lamp! cause ya know. the ladies.

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

"hello! guess what's happened to my wall." made me laugh way more than that line would suggest.

laughed hard just reading this

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

you know, lamp, you swing back and forth between having really good and sensible tastes to liking stuff that would even raise armond white's eyebrow.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

that's hyperbole, Eisbaer. there's nothing that would raise armond white's eyebrow

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, i feel like armond's eyebrows get a hell of a workout most days

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, on 2d thought armond white would TOTALLY be into josie and the pussycats.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

who in god's name could hate clueless

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

only ppl who haven't seen it

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

some serious morbz jr. action going on in this thread

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

This thread is reminding me pretty hardcore that it's nagl to pass judgment on or try sussing out other people's tastes, particularly when it's done with a broad brush on the basis of very little criteria, and especially if you don't want your own tastes scrutinized under everyone else's taste microscope.

Brock Peuchk (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Clueless ... Alicia Silverstone is a mom now and one of her parental techniques is that she prechews food for her baby. The video of her demonstrating this is disturbing.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 March 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

there was some talk about that on the parenting board

almost typed parroting board there...

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

there's a parenting board?

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, on 2d thought armond white would TOTALLY be into josie and the pussycats.

Nah, he dissed it, not as good as 'Spiceworld'. Still, nobodies perfect.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

Alicia Silverstone is a mom now and one of her parental techniques is that she prechews food for her baby. The video of her demonstrating this is disturbing.

o god, saw a clip of this last night on the soup which i watch because i am a girl. wish i had not. gave me brain lesions. now i figure she has to be a low-VOC anti-immunization person, too.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Clueless ... Alicia Silverstone is a mom now and one of her parental techniques is that she prechews food for her baby. The video of her demonstrating this is disturbing.

wtf, is she a fucking bird or something?!?

doesn't make me less fond of clueless, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

i vaguely remember an OG beavis & butthead episode where beavis pre-chewed food for a baby bird he was nursing back to health.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

Parenting board = I Love Making People, I assume?

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

i thought that was the board for golem construction :/

Mordy, Friday, 30 March 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

oh I Love People-Making: my bad

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

huh, I thought ILP was I love pedophilia, had that board all wrong

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

sorry for flagging all those posts

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

nice follow-through

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Cosign on everyone saying you should see Playtime on the big screen if you get the chance; my #3. I think my ballot splits the difference between Lamp & Morbz (though unlike either I found room on my ballot for Shaun of the Dead, seemed a charming enough homage to the Jackson/Raimi films I love) - six of my top ten have made it, two should still be in the running and two don't have a chance in hell. Voted for The Naked Gun when it's really Police Squad! that I love. I threw away a lot of votes on silents/Bollywood/shorts/animated efforts - would like to rep some of the female silent stars like Colleen Moore in Ella Cinders & Marion Davies in King Vidor's Show People as they tend to be written out of the histories of the era.

etc, Friday, 30 March 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

to paraphrase Henry Root, they should rewrite Shaun of the Dead as a comedy, it's potentially a funny idea.

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

I have four in so far, all of which have shown up today: King of Comedy, Royal Tenenbaums, Clueless, Napoleon Dynamite. I'd be v surprised & delighted if more than half of my top 10 shows up...

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

now i figure she has to be a low-VOC anti-immunization person, too.

Hey now, don't lump these together as if they are both nonsense. My kids will get all their shots, because I'm not a mental case, but VOCs are Actual Serious Business and not something made up by fearmongering idiots.

franny glass, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

I want to know more about Mordy's knowledge of golem construction

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

Hey now, don't lump these together as if they are both nonsense. My kids will get all their shots, because I'm not a mental case, but VOCs are Actual Serious Business and not something made up by fearmongering idiots.

― franny glass, Friday, March 30, 2012 4:12 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, i know, just having some fun

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

on my phone, can't recap everything except <3 <3 The Producers & Shaun of the Dead superhard.

Megahugs, roses & makeout sessions for AP & Poly doing the big work for all of us crybabies. Love youse guys!!!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

films on my ballot that made the Top 100 so far:

100 Singin' In The Rain (#11, 40 pts)
97 Network (#15, 36 pts)
94 Manhattan (#8, 43 pts)
94 Sullivan's Travels (#14, 37 pts)
87 A Night at the Opera (#30, 21 pts)
79 Being There (#31, 20 pts)
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (#45, 6 pts)
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch) (#27, 24 pts)
67 A Hard Day's Night (#29, 22 pts)
64 My Man Godfrey (#7, 44 pts)
58 The Lady Eve (#42, 9 pts)
52 Brazil (#5, 46 pts)
42 Back to the Future (#38, 13 pts)
36 The Producers (#9, 42 pts)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

At this point I'm starting to fear Role Models and Blades of Glory won't make it, which is a damn shame, as they're both better than the more famous (Apatow directed/inspired) male bonding movies of the last decade... I mean, Role Models has a subplot where Paul Rudd joins a geeky teen in a LARP, and the LARPers aren't actually mocked but treated with sympathy! How can you not love that?

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

so 14 of my films -- 4 of which are in my Top 10 -- are on this bitch.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

I loved Role Models, Tuomas...sadly I forgot to vote for it :(

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

since we've moved past the grossly unfunny movie about the borderline autistic, the only way i'll flip my lid @ this point is if no Rodney Dangerfield movies make it onto the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

I neeeeed and must have high placing Airplane

I hope I am not asking too much

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, here's the movies that I voted for which have placed so far:

The Philadelphia Story (my #1)
Modern Times (#11)
Clueless (#16)
A Shot in the Dark (#18)
Delicatessen (#20)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (#21)
There's Something About Mary (#22)
Dumb & Dumber (#25)
Monty Python's Meaning of Life (#37)
In the Loop (#43)
Wayne's World (#45)
Kind Hearts and Coronets (#49)

Looks like when it comes to comedies, I'm closer to ILX hivemind than in other polls.

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

Three of my top 10 -- A Hard Day's Night (1), A Shot In The Dark (8) and Singin' In The Rain (9) - have placed so far. Of the remaining seven, two will not place, I'm sure, but the remaining five are almost near-certain mortal locks for the top 20.

Eight of my remaining 40 have placed; a lot of the others will as well, but a few probably won't. (Did anyone else include The Bad News Bears or Monsters Inc.?)

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

I had Monsters Inc, though towards the lower end of my ballot

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

since we've moved past the grossly unfunny movie about the borderline autistic,

Did a print of Napoleon Dynamite murder your family, Eisbaer?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

Here's how my top 10 are doing so far.

1 (will appear)
2 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch) #76
3 Trouble in Paradise #89
4 Kind Hearts and Coronets #59
5 Top Secret #72
6 (will appear)
7 The Producers #36
8 (won't appear)
9 (might appear)
10 Monty Python's Meaning of Life #62

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

i typed up my top ten in abanana's nifty format and then realized that since only one of them has made it so far the list is just me being uselessly coy but here it is anyway:

01. (has a shot, fingers crossed)
02. (will appear)
03. (will appear)
04. (could still appear but may have died at the hands of preston sturges vote-splitting)
05. (will probably appear)
06. The Lady Eve #58
07. (might appear, amongst much "i'd never think of this as a comedy" talk, although it's old and french and i kinda think it woulda showed already)
08. (will appear unless you guys all totally dropped the ball)
09. (will appear)
10. (wasn't nominated and isn't even really a movie)

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

i dropped the ball on groundhog day :(

Mordy, Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol how did you guess that right

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

bc i was already thinking about dropping the ball on it earlier tnite. huge oversight on my part

Mordy, Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

well i dropped it on election so i guess we all carry sins around with us.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

1. (has a shot, if the world is just)
2. (will appear)
3. (probably not, but I'll settle for my #1)
4. (will appear)
5. Animal House
6. (has a shot, I think)
7. Tootsie
8. (will appear)
9. (pretty sure we'll get this)
10. (probably not, not everyone will agree it's a comedy)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

1 (no shot)
2 (no shot)
3 (no shot)
4 (will appear)
5 (will appear)
6 (wouldn't call it a sure thing, but has a good shot; will be accompanied w much howling if/when it shows)
7 (mmmmmmmmaybe; outside shot for sure)
8 Clueless
9 (no shot)
10 (no shot)

I counted ten more movies outside my top 10 that I fully expect to appear, one of which is Groundhog's Day

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

Folks, I'd be shocked if Groundhog Day and Election weren't in or very near the top ten.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's going to be great clicking "show all messages (9420 of them)" when this is over to see whether these "how i think my mystery top 10" posts were accurate

da croupier, Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get the love for Election... It's okay, I guess, but it also has a nasty misanthropic vibe, and whatever it's trying to say about politics, or social positions, or age, or whatever, is extremely muddled. It's like a satire that isn't sure what it's satirizing.

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

A better 1999 high school movie with Chris Klein is American Pie, but I guess at this point it has no chance of placing.

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

I actually have never seen Election but oof!

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

I will wait until Election places to explain why Tuomas is wrong on this point.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:22 (thirteen years ago)

(in lieu of Election, I voted another R Witherspoon black comedy: Freeway. That probably isn't a lock for top 10 though)

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

I just want to defend Morbism for a minute -- my ballot would no doubt appall him (did I mention I voted for Bowfinger?) but you know what? We all have our core artforms. If there were a novel poll and Lord of the Rings and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and Harry Potter were in the top 10 ahead of Lolita and Tender is the Night and etc. etc., yeah, I'm sure I too would Morb out.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

Election is a a movie that seems to be saying that teens are jerks, but so are adults. Whereas American Pie ultimately respects the teenagers' point(s) of view, plus it's a rare teen movie in that it explicitly states sex isn't the most important thing in life, while at the same time being remarkably sex-positive and non-chauvinist. And it doesn't even fall for the cliche of making Chris Klein's jock into an insensitive doofus, unlike Election.

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

Morbism is more like Lolita placing and you start complaining that Lais of Marie de france and Rameau's Nephew haven't placed and won't because ilxors won't read anything after 1930 and btw real zola fanatics rate La Fortune des Rougon over Son Excellence Eugène Rougon

Mordy, Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

(in lieu of Election, I voted another R Witherspoon black comedy: Freeway. That probably isn't a lock for top 10 though)

― what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, March 30, 2012 7:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this movie is seriously dark, i considered it (and i bought it the other day for $2), but in the end i'm just too much of a wimp not to watch it as a straight horror movie

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

It's also seriously light. Keef-er has never been so charming.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

(in lieu of Election, I voted another R Witherspoon black comedy: Freeway. That probably isn't a lock for top 10 though)

It almost made my ballot. I kinda love that (completely batshit) movie.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

Brooke Shields is a blast in it.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

true

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)

if we're gonna stay on the topics of Morbizm and Nabokov novels, then Morbizm would be you picking a popular favorite like Lolita and him berating you for not picking the "right" Nabokov novel like Invitation to a Beheading.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

I found Election to be a lot more realistic than American Pie, in that American Pie is more stupid teen male wish fulfillment with a gooey center where everyone hugs at the end (except for dude who gets to bang his friend's mom) and while the inner dialogue monologues are a little too self-aware, all of the things that happen seem reasonable.

Also, Reese Witherspoon's character in Election is pretty much someone I went to high school with, and a teacher actually did get in trouble for telling her that she wasn't as awesome as she thought.

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for lolita, speaking of. "what was the deciding factor, mr. humbert?" "i think it was your cherry pies!"

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

Morbizm would be you picking a popular favorite like Lolita and him berating you for not picking the "right" Nabokov novel like Invitation to a Beheading.

morbizm would be castigating everyone for ignoring the sublime novels of the pre-gutenberg golden age

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

fucked my own joke: the sublime silent novels of the pre-gutenberg etc

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

Election is a a movie that seems to be saying that teens are jerks, but so are adults. Whereas American Pie ultimately respects the teenagers' point(s) of view, plus it's a rare teen movie in that it explicitly states sex isn't the most important thing in life, while at the same time being remarkably sex-positive and non-chauvinist. And it doesn't even fall for the cliche of making Chris Klein's jock into an insensitive doofus, unlike Election.

― Tuomas, Friday, March 30, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know i'm alone in this, but i think tracy is the hero of election, and while it's an extremely cynical film, i appreciate its ambiguities. the film initially encourages us to sympathize with jim, not least by allowing him to tell the story, but we quickly come to understand that he's an extremely unreliable narrator. this should cause us to critically re-examine the way everything has been presented to us, with the idea in mind that it's all been jim's guilty & self-loathing (but still self-justifying) rationalization. the tracy we see isn't the real tracy flick.

while i think we have to assume that the general outlines are accurate, the film's presentation of tracy is filtered through jim's poisonously envious & misogynist perception. she's a smart, talented and ambitious girl from a broken family. she has no real social skills and has been raised to be the shadow of her mother's abandoned ambitions. no one in her life understands her or cares to. jim, a man she should be able to rely on for instruction and guidance, secretly loathes her for her failure to be limited by his mediocrity. that she makes her way through all this relatively unscathed is a small miracle.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

she's a smart, talented and ambitious girl from a broken family. she has no real social skills and has been raised to be the shadow of her mother's abandoned ambitions.

we have tons of these, and some of them even end up at yale and become executives of large companies, but that doesn't mean they are protagonists or heroes.

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think Broderick's character envies her at all! She's possibly a victim of standard public education in that a more opportune system would challenge her and let her answer every question, but seriously, the person who has their hand up first every time and is involved in every damn thing isn't passionate about things, they are a resume-building robot.

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I wish I liked any of the rest of Payne's stuff a tenth as much as I like Election.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

we have tons of these, and some of them even end up at yale and become executives of large companies

that's my version of the film's best trick. it all but begs us to loathe tracy by presenting jim's vision of her: a paper-thin misogynist caricature of the "conniving business bitch". people love the shit out of that garbage fucking stereotype, the shrill, tightly-wound, hyperambitious career harpy. so you really have to fight against jim's spin to see what tracy might be or become on her own. at the very least, unlike jim, she's not a venal, egocentric, jealous, self-loathing failure on a mission to bring everyone else down to his (her) own level.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

i am fascinated by all this pro election talk because i vaguely remember seeing it and finding it middling to ok. not saying yall are wrong, because that is not my steez and i wouldnt do that. that being said - tuomas blades of glory is nightmarishly horseshit bad and stanning for it is crazy talk.

torture prom (jjjusten), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

the person who has their hand up first every time and is involved in every damn thing isn't passionate about things, they are a resume-building robot.

that's just prejudice. and it's that kind of prejudice that the film invites, then savages.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

I really appreciate fiction that refuses to take sides with clearly-defined antagonists and protagonists.

Edith Pilaf (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

I started to type a comparison to the annoying person I went to high school with to defend that this type of person does exist, but I think that is personal baggage that might go better on a future thread.

I don't get "conniving business bitch" from the character, just person who thinks that her efforts -- even if they are above the amount of effort others put in -- somehow mean that she's supposed to get accolades across the board!

I mostly got "unhappy" from the Jim character more than anything. But it's counteracted by the hilariously upbeat monologue at the end

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think Broderick's character envies her at all!

he envies her because he has always seen himself as a superior man, and he props this image up, despite the colossal failure of his life, by looking down on his students. he can't effectively look down on tracy. he knows that she is better and smarter than he is, that whatever else her life might become, she won't wind up a drain-circling nobody like him. so he channels his envy into loathing.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer I was the dude with my hand up first every time until I realized that:
a. I wasn't gaining anything from this
b. No one else was gaining anything from this

it's a weak spot in public mass education, and the mindset of "I know the right answer, I have my hand up first, that is how this game is played -- where are my points?" means that you understand about half of what being in a classroom is

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

i went to high school with tracy too, we made out a bunch, she broke my heart, then she got me to write her a glowing letter of "peer recommendation" to dartmouth, a++++ would do business again

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

On a side note, the Tracey Flick of my school:
- I spotted her in a mall about a year after I graduated high school with her mom, and they looked kind of like a cloning experiment
- I think she might be in real estate or something somewhere? idk

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

btw the true hero of the film, if you think every film has to have a protagonist, is every kid other than tracey

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get "conniving business bitch" from the character

i think you're meant to, that the character is meant to evoke common contempt for that stereotype. she dresses and is made up in a way that fits the stereotype throughout the film. and the fact that she drives off in a long black limousine at the end really puts an exclamation point on this interpretation, imo.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

ok yall have convinced me that i should prob rewatch this

torture prom (jjjusten), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

that was a congressman's limousine! she was in government, not business

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

noted separate endeavors

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

"uptight, conniving, little-miss-perfect bitch" is a less specific version of the stereotype. that'll do if you don't see the film as ultimately suggesting that she's on her way to a high-powered career in business or politics.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)

that was a congressman's limousine! she was in government, not business

yeah, corrected myself in my last post.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

imo the point of the film was that the two main characters both took high school (as a teacher and as a student) way too seriously

also, it sucks to be be a married couple in nebraska

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, either the movie is massively misogynistic, or it's subversive of misogynist stereotypes. i choose the former.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

uh, i mean latter.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

also don't piss off the janitor xxp

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

i got away with so much mad after hours shit because of befriending the janitor named "smiley" from my HS

torture prom (jjjusten), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

haha

I probably also feel a connection to this film in that it was released in 1999 and takes place in Omaha, and I graduated high school in 1999 and lived in Des Moines

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, either the movie is massively misogynistic, or it's subversive of misogynist stereotypes. i choose the former.

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, March 31, 2012 5:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or it's a critique that doesn't allow for either of the two binary positions to be fulfilled. I think you're reading Tracy as far too sympathetic a character, here. Basically, she's a shitty person, but the film doesn't allow you to choose an allegiance.

emil.y, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

^^ we have a winner

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

Tammy Metzler is the best character. She loses love, finds a way to spite her enemies, and then manipulates her way into lesbo Catholic school.

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

i love those faux-lyrical (and yet actually lyrical!) scenes of her sitting on the hill in the half-light watching catholic girls play soccer in the mud.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:02 (thirteen years ago)

Basically, she's a shitty person

i just don't see it that way. i think she's seen as a shitty person by a shitty person, but that we don't ever really get to know her. i figure she's just a kid trying her best to get through a miserable situation.

and i know that i'm the only person in the world who interprets the film this way, but that's okay w me. i love my election.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:06 (thirteen years ago)

even if tracy is a shitty person, she's a child, which is an excuse jim does not have

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:07 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yeah, she is a high school kid, and his vendetta is completely crazy, but she is also a shithead who probably *does* deserve to realise that they can't get everything and be loved for it too etc etc. Hence why I'm not saying "she's a shitty person and he's a great man trying to take her down, yeah, go him", but rather saying that there is NO allegiance that you can take. It's a bit like life, really.

emil.y, Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)

man passes misery on to man

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

i may be remembering wrong but isn't there a part of the film where tracy is narrating herself? i don't remember that part being particularly more sympathetic or non-stereotypical than the way we see her through the other characters.

Mordy, Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

rewatching Naked Gun

I saw it in high school & thought it was dumb, but I didnt understand about Police Squad or Airplane.

Now that I have been fitted with a working sense of humor: LOLOLOL

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

fyi I saw Airplane for the first time 2 years ago & voted it #2 on my ballot

so funny!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

It's hard scrolling through everything, but I think I've only had six of mine make it so far: Lost in America, Tootsie, Fargo, King of Comedy, The Apartment, and Ghost World. (No Election yet, right?) I think five more will get in, maybe six. I guess 12 out of 25 be relatively normal...I seem to miss at both ends of the timeline; nothing earlier than '60, so I don't have any of the screwball stuff, and then only five films after 1990, so the Morbius bait isn't there either. And what I do have often isn't even comedy proper.

clemenza, Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:04 (thirteen years ago)

Classic: Name another movie about Rock Chicks.
Classic: The Soundtrack album is amazing. It's not punk. It's pure, pure power-pop. All punk is powerchords; Not all powerchords are punk.

Classic: The fact that Kay Hanley sings vocals is the worst kept secret in movie history.

Dud: Underdevloped love story. I always assumed You Don't See Me was gonna be used only about Josie and Alan M... It would have been better if it was.

Dud: The Evian ad in the aquarium scene. Nuff said.

Classic: Rachael Leigh Cook and her huge, dark, bottomless eyes. Talk about jerkin'...
― JM, Saturday, August 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ did I really say that wtf?

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:09 (thirteen years ago)

I stand by it but wtf

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:09 (thirteen years ago)

like i always say ... just b/c it's crap, that doesn't make it "subversive."

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:10 (thirteen years ago)

Jimmy, 10 year-ago you sounds exactly like today you, fyi (the last line is a dead giveaway)
:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

I likes what I likes, I guess

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:36 (thirteen years ago)

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

not sure how the Nixon character in a satire on Nixon is supposed to be the "hero"

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

is there an animated gif of the fargo sex scene
― marmotwolof, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's your star; reach for it.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ totes said that

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:59 (thirteen years ago)

I think you're reading Tracy as far too sympathetic a character, here. Basically, she's a shitty person, but the film doesn't allow you to choose an allegiance.

There's also a scene where the mom comforts a hysterical Tracy; from the expression on her face you can tell that neither is equipped to deal with defeat. At this moment she is sympathetic because she's human.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:35 (thirteen years ago)

One of the things I love about Election: at the end everyone's allowed to rationalize that they're doing pretty well.

da croupier, Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

This election talk is much better than the LOTR talk I woke up to yesterday morning.

Jeff, Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)

one thread to bind them all

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jeff otm

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

no

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

Wait waht?

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 31 March 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

It would be neat if Election actually won this poll, but the person running it hates the film and managed to lose two ballots.

clemenza, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

There's also a scene where the mom comforts a hysterical Tracy; from the expression on her face you can tell that neither is equipped to deal with defeat. At this moment she is sympathetic because she's human.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, March 31, 2012 12:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay, I watched this film ages ago, so I may be wrong, but how I remember it is that the fact that 'neither is equipped to deal with defeat' is not meant to be humanising. In fact, neither is equipped to deal because they're so robotically obsessed with winning, and they have *always* won.... I mean, next thing you'll be sympathising with Thatcher, FFS. Oh, wait...

emil.y, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

For me, Tracy is somewhat sympathetic, which is one of the film's strengths. She's driven, and that will consume her for her entire life, but there are a number of moments in the film where she lets her guard down. I bet my favourite moment would be shared by a lot of elementary teachers who've seen the film; Broderick refusing to call on the little girl in the final scene. ("Anyone know?...Anyone?") Been there many, many times.

clemenza, Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

pretty impossible not to sympathize w/ nixon but ymmv of course. the key line in the scene w/ tracy's mom is "have some of my pills".

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

(someone mentioned nixon upthread. i sympathize with thatcher too but only because i'm american and thus to me she's an abstract pantomime villain, like she's played by tim curry; i can tell by how incapable i am of the same detachment w/r/t reagan that things would be different were my passport red)

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

There's a distinct difference between sympathizing with/humanizing a character and approving of/condoning their behavior.

Edith Pilaf (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, and being sympathetic isn't the same as being the hero

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

There's a distinct difference between sympathizing with/humanizing a character and approving of/condoning their behavior.

yeah c'mon emil.y.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

I think the protagonist of Election is the school principal.

"If you can't be adults and give these candidates the courtesy they deserve, then you don't deserve to be called adults, but children. Because that's what children are and you'll be treated like children. So let's all listen up."

Also,

01 (would love for the ensuing "this is not intentionally funny" fite to happen, but this isn't making it)
02 (probably only room for one John Waters on this poll, I guess)
03 Waiting for Guffman
04 (not enough gay voters for this to make it)
05 (won't make it in 100 years)
06 (could possibly make it, but my hopes are dwindling)
07 (camp, see #04)
08 (won't make it's not the "canonical" Looney Tunes pick)
09 (won't make it in 101 years)
10 (probably won't make it unless Alfred stuff the ballot box with artichoke hearts)

So, yeah, 1 of my top 10 on the final list -- wonder if anyone else's record will be that bad. at least my next 10 had Naked Gun, Pink Flamingos, WHAS and Airplane (the latter two are still in the running I bet).

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 March 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

The rest of my ballot that's placed so far:

25 Playtime
32 Fargo
35 Network
43 Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
47 Tootsie
50 Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 March 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

Jacques Tati is my number one I Just Don't Get It of comedy.

da croupier, Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

I, like almost everyone else, don't rate any other Tati even remotely in the same realm as Playtime. The rest of his stuff is cute, quaint and well-done, but ... once you've been Playtime'd, there's no going back.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

10 (probably won't make it unless Alfred stuff the ballot box with artichoke hearts)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SSThEhUKdiA/TITTl5La0pI/AAAAAAAACbY/E18lnVkEjcw/s400/davis4.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I probably should of voted in this. Dr Morbius would have got all my support for Laurel and Hardy although nominating single movies for them seems hard when I have trouble differentiating a couple movies from tons of other, similar, top notch material when I only own 1 movie (but I've seen most of the others).

I would of ranked Marx Brothers movies pretty high.

Young Einstein might of placed (maybe it still will).

I'm just curious as to how many people remembered Heaven Help Us. I'll have to check if anyone voted for it once yall reveal your ballots.

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

Dr Morbius would have got all my support for Laurel and Hardy

*would OF

kinder, Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

*WOOD of

Edith Pilaf (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

I, like almost everyone else,

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, I watched this film ages ago, so I may be wrong, but how I remember it is that the fact that 'neither is equipped to deal with defeat' is not meant to be humanising. In fact, neither is equipped to deal because they're so robotically obsessed with winning, and they have *always* won.... I mean, next thing you'll be sympathising with Thatcher, FFS. Oh, wait...

― emil.y, Saturday, March 31, 2012 6:56 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably should let this lie until election places, but this is, again, an expression of contempt for a negative stereotype. tracy flick as a character is, i believe, designed to elicit this contempt but not really to deserve it. that's crucial, imo. her mom has clearly not "always won" in her life and self-validates by forcing tracy to vicariously satisfy her own frustrated ambitions. tracy accepts and conforms to this because it's all the love she's offered, and she's clearly both deeply lonely and desperately insecure.

furthermore, i don't think it's fair to read jim's perception of tracy as a complete summary of her character and life. for one thing, as i indicated upthread, he's an unreliable narrator consumed by loathing (both self and outwardly directed). for another, this is merely where tracy happens to be at as a naive high school senior. also, it's worth remembering that tracy never really does anything so terribly wrong in the film. her only sin is moment of childish pique that does no substantial harm, followed by an attempt to hide her trivial "crime". jim's sins are much more profound, both in the election and in his private life.

she's not nixon nor is she thatcher, however much our prejudices might incline us to share jim's poisonous hatred.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

her mom has clearly not "always won" in her life and self-validates by forcing tracy to vicariously satisfy her own frustrated ambitions

this is closer to what I meant to write

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

See also:

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/258/365/8d2.jpg

Edith Pilaf (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I'm kind of on board wtih contenderizer's reading of Election, actually! But I will be silent about it because the general level of interest makes me optimistic it's gonna place.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen Election in awhile but I thought that Tracy's mom was actually sort of a drunk uncaring loser, and Tracy's desire for success was her way of escape.

polyphonic, Saturday, 31 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Two friends of mine consider Dick superior to Election. I didn't think much of it on one viewing--maybe I need to watch it again. (Also, I've always wanted to see Nasty Habits with Glenda Jackson, a Watergate parody from '77, but I've never come across a physical copy.)

clemenza, Saturday, 31 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I wouldn't know (having only experienced the latter), but I gather that lots of people would agree with your first sentence.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

I thought Dick was better than Election by a fair margin. I don't like anything I've seen by Payne.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 31 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I'll be surprised, though, going by the commentary so far, if Dick places in the top however-many-are-left (whereas it looks as if Election will). I guess we'll find out.

clemenza, Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

I can't imagine Dick placing, but it was definitely one of Will Ferrell's better/less-schticky roles. Plus, it has the best use of a Yes song in a film.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think we're likely to see Dick this late in the game. I'd imagine it's stuck somewhere in the back-end of the results.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

I guess there's still a chance that it'll slip in when you least expect it, though.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

oh, that dick

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

I didnt even know Dick was a thing, I thought no-one saw it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

I recalled its existence recently, but I haven't thought about Dick in a long time. I think I'd heard somewhere that it wasn't that popular at least in part because it's so short.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

i'd forgotten about dick actually, i would have considered it otherwise. in some ways hedaya's as fun as hopkins. (i should have voted for nixon. and jfk.)

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

lol deric

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

I think about Dick all the time, I just didn't realize others were so likeminded :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

welcome to the carry-on segment of the thread

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

Hopefully we'll have something even more Yakety Sax ahead than when Napoleon Dynamite voters were being chased around.

da croupier, Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

i definitely remember dick being publicized when it came out, while i don't remember election from back then. dick was OK -- Ferrell was bearable, i liked the last "You Suck, Dick!" scene (LOL puerile words) -- but a bit if a one-joke movie stretched out over 90 minutes. i certainly didn't vote for it, and would be surprised if it showed up at this point.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

no way it's going top 35, can't believe ILX loves dick that much

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

heh.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 31 March 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

hur

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 March 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

It does seem wrong somehow. I wouldn't have thought you could have an Election without a Dick.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 31 March 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

This poll has definitely convinced me that I'm missing out on Dick

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 1 April 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh johnny knoxville

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Good_Dick/good_dick_movie_poster.jpg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

whoa hueg sorry

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2479164216_b95c7a2cff.jpg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.tfster.com/cache/movie-shop.us/pictures/Little_Mermaid,_The.jpg

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

i see what you did there

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

you can't have a lemon party without old dick

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

I see Dick's had a real workout the past few hours.

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

lotta dick itt

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

You said a mouthful!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

We sure made a mess in here.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

Long ago and far away, but at the time, I thought this was ingenious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleUPHX8yfM

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)

Ohhhhh, thank you for that reminder. It's easy to forget from this vantage point how very Flick-ish Hillary got in '08.

(...dick joke.)

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

so surprise Election is so popular here, it hates the human race almost as much as '90s Coens films

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 April 2012 06:30 (thirteen years ago)

read the more generous Perrotto novel

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 April 2012 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

election was ok, why r u guys making such a big deal about it

humba (NZA), Sunday, 1 April 2012 06:44 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of dick

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 06:45 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, Morbius is berating films for hating the human race? Oh, the irony...

Also, I didn't vote for Election, and I'm probably the biggest hater of humanity on this thread, so...

emil.y, Sunday, 1 April 2012 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

so surprise Election is so popular here, it hates the human race almost as much as '90s Coens films

I'm really sensitive (and mildly allergic) to misanthropic arts and entertainments, and I don't get that vibe at all.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)

Plus, it has the best use of a Yes song in a film.

no, that wd be Buffalo 66.

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

In terms of Election and Fargo, I'd say that being amused by human weakness is very different from hating the human race.

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

hating the human race is funny anyway

Number None, Sunday, 1 April 2012 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

i think election is relatively sympathetic to its characters, but based on other alexander payne film's, I'm actually inclined to believe the book could be even more so.

da croupier, Sunday, 1 April 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

bah stray apostrophe

da croupier, Sunday, 1 April 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

perrotta movie adaptations > perrotta novels (though I like both)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

flick is partly based on clinton -- like how the cupcakes that say fuck are a dig on clinton's name

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

no, that wd be Buffalo 66.

Seen it. Not a fan of that movie, or that scene.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

its ok to hate the human race as long as youre funny

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

perrotta movie adaptations > perrotta novels (though I like both)

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, April 1, 2012 2:12 PM

The only Perrotta I've read is Little Children, and I liked it considerably better than the film.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

had a dream last night that there was an 80 adventure comedy with chuck norris and dabney coleman. was discussing it with a cop and a nurse in a medical marijuana clinic. remember a scene involving norris running shirtless along a tropical beach, his chest hair glistening in the sun.

No results found for "chuck norris and dabney coleman" :(

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

how much cheese did you eat before bed?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Just the right amount, it would seem. Coleman and Norris is a wasted opportunity. Shame on you, '80s.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

everyone knows that the best fictitious Dabney Coleman movie is Sack Lunch

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

no fish, half a dozen oysters

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

lol, i have a cold

no cheese, half a dozen oysters

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Results found...

http://hatinislovin.blogspot.ca/2006/04/dabney-coleman-is-new-chuck-norris.html

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think I need to see Hot to Trot

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

Criterion just reminded me of one I forgot to vote for:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-production/release_images/3927/Cover_BD.jpg?1333297717

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

BOYS HAVE A PENIS
GIRLS HAVE VAGINA

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

ITS NOT A TOOMAH

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

that cover is ingenius btw

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

i nominated Kindergarten Cop, not my fault if you philistines neglected to vote for it

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

xp, yeah, that kindergarten cop box art is amazing, one of the best criterion covers i've ever seen. hard to believe it's real though...

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer

mh, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

Criterion is actually going all-out with Schwarzenegger stuff soon: Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Twins (I guess because of the impending sequel?)... Did he undergo some kinda critical re-evaluation that I was unaware of?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

anyone who doesnt recognise that Conan is a shining beacon in film history has my pity

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, conan's great, terminator too. apparently i need to do some catching up on shitty comedies i don't ever want to see.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer

― mh, Sunday, April 1, 2012 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay, dang, i have a cold

that's gonna be my excuse all day. really do love that art tho :(

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, conan's great, terminator too. apparently i need to do some catching up on shitty comedies i don't ever want to see.

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, April 1, 2012 2:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

I wish Terminator 2 was called Terminator Too, like Look Who's Talking Too

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

For the sake of clarity, it should have been called The Terminator, And Another Terminator, As Well.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

the terminator, the terminator, his wife and her lover.

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

Hey That's The Terminator!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Don't Tell Mom the Terminator's Dead

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

Two Terminators, A Girl, And A Pizza Face

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

(Would work better if Eddie Furlong had flagrant acne.)

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

The Terminator, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (very slow, very morose).

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Great job by everyone in this poll. And here I thought you guys just might lazily name everything you saw 50x on basic cable when you were 12, or otherwise show judgment befitting a syphilitic, history-ignorant woodsman in the terminal throes of delirium. I got learned!

Once again, the final results (not a single bad choice):

Sherlock Jr. (24, Keaton)
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (44, Sturges)
Duck Soup (33, McCarey/Marx Bros)
Play Time (68, Tati)
His Girl Friday (40, Hawks)
Dr. Strangelove (64, Kubrick)
Sons of the Desert (33, Seiter/Laurel & Hardy)
Trouble in Paradise (32, Lubitsch)
The Lady Eve (41, Sturges)
Annie Hall (77, Allen)

The Shop Around the Corner (40, Lubitsch)
Modern Times (36, Chaplin)
The Bank Dick (40, Cline/Fields)
The Apartment (60, Wilder)
The General (26, Bruckman, Keaton)
Father of the Bride (51, Minnelli)
Local Hero (83, Forsyth)
Road to Utopia (46, Walker/Hope & Crosby)
My Man Godfrey (36, La Cava)
The Gold Rush (25, Chaplin)

Hail the Conquering Hero (44, Sturges)
The Navigator (24, Crisp, Keaton)
It's a Gift (34, McLeod/Fields)
Boudou Saved From Drowning (32, Renoir)
City Lights (31, Chaplin)
Bringing Up Baby (38, Hawks)
Female Trouble (74, Waters)
Adam's Rib (49, Cukor/Tracy & Hepburn)
Groundhog Day (93, Ramis)
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (72, Bunuel)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (04, Gondry)
Zelig (83, Allen)
I'm All Right Jack (59, Boulting)
Animal Crackers (30, Heerman/Marx Bros)
Sullivan's Travels (41, Sturges)
Smiles Of A Summer Night (55, Bergman)
Being John Malkovich (99, Jonze)
Safety Last! (23, Newmeyer, Taylor/Lloyd)
Lost In America (85, Brooks)
Raising Arizona (87, Coen)

A Hard Day's Night (64, Lester)
The Palm Beach Story (42, Sturges)
Sleeper (73, Allen)
Some Like It Hot (59, Wilder)
Mon Oncle (58, Tati)
The Awful Truth (37, McCarey)
Bedazzled (67, Donen/Cook & Moore)
The Ladies Man (61, Lewis)
Son of Paleface (52, Tashlin/Hope)
A Shot in the Dark (64, Edwards)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

I feel this list is evidence that my original description of Morbism,and my defense of it, was accurate, despite the fact that I myself voted for the movies I saw 50x at age 12, on network TV with the curse words bleeped out, not having basic cable at the time -- or syphillis, either.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

morbs' ballot redeemed by the fact that, among all the other piffle, he did manage to vote for local hero

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get it, Morbius (I'll assume that's your list). I think I count about 17 that have made it so far, and you'll probably end up somewhere around 25 by the time the countdown is finished--half your list. Same as the documentary countdown, where exactly half your list placed and you treated it as a debacle. Half seems copacetic to me.

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Well, the most I can say for myself is that I don't have syphilis and won't be posting my ballot in a million years

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

who else voted for Bedazzled? Is it beyond hoping that it will still place? I would be very sad if it didn't. Trampolining nuns deserve a spotlight

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

Boudou Saved From Drowning is great, and so is Wayne's World.

polyphonic, Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Boudou Saved From Rocking

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

morbs' ballot redeemed by the fact that, among all the other piffle, he did manage to vote for local hero

When I was 17/18 I did some traveling in the US, and stayed with a couple who were big Local Hero fans. Discovering that neither my traveling buddy or I had seen it, despite our scottishness, they insisted on showing it to us. It was completely perplexing - this couple were laughing while we sat trying to figure out what the jokes were meant to be, like trying to decipher a foreign language. We couldn't even get the polite laughing right because we just had no idea. I'm not saying it isn't a funny film, just that it must be over my head or playing on some cultural blindspots. I've seen it a couple of times since and always had the same reaction.

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

has Gregory's Girl placed yet? That has to make the top 100, right?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

local hero was def a movie that got some burn in my household when i was a kid, dont think ive seen it since, should rescreen

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Bedazzled too.

Mark G, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

It was completely perplexing - this couple were laughing while we sat trying to figure out what the jokes were meant to be, like trying to decipher a foreign language. We couldn't even get the polite laughing right because we just had no idea.

if it's any consolation, i find it more charming than laugh-out-loud funny. jokes are generally tonal, of the "wry and off-kilter" variety.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

Can't see Gregory's Girl placing, or (especially) Comfort and Joy, which was high on my own list. I think Local Hero might. (There are actually moments in both of the latter two that make me laugh out loud, although they're definitely more at the tonal end of the spectrum.)

clemenza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I could see the genteel charm of it, I guess, but these folks were laughing. A lot. Gregory's Girl is much better, obv.

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooope

srly this was the worst guys, thx

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

Go soak yr head

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

morbz list is good except for some like it hot, eternal sunshine, john malkovich, and the apartment.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

except?

Mark G, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

don't make me tell you how i feel about billy wilder comedies, okay? after my paddy chayefski bashing i couldn't do it to you good people.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

will leave the spike jonz school of cinema alone too. i'm really very nice! ta!

scott seward, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

i'm surprised that Morbz said nothing about the Criterion Schwarzeneggar reissues. i would've thought that that was EXACTLY the sort of thing that would set him off.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

Say what you will about Morbs, he does own a calendar

mh, Sunday, 1 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

Sleeper is a fine movie, but I can't imagine putting it in the top ten of any list other than 'top ten Woody Allen films of the '70s'. And even then, it'd probably end up in the bottom five.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

charlie kaufman: the greatest only comedic mind of the past 2 decades

Eisbaerg Slim (some dude), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

Tbh I kinda wish I had voted for Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

what is a dog-robber? (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

Definitely would've made it onto my ballot if I thought of it as more of a comedy.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

the final results (not a single bad choice)

Well, it helped to cut 50 movies off of the whole "top 100" deal, et al.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

Definitely would've made it onto my ballot if I thought of it as more of a comedy.

― Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, April 1, 2012 6:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lot of movies abt which this is true

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

waht the fuck are these movies

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

worst ilm poll ever

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

Horror is next, right?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

ooh yes please

Or war movies

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

HO-RUH!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

I strongly support horror movie polling next! And this poll has been great. Haters gonna hate when they should be learning how to laugh.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:18 (thirteen years ago)

You have been teaching us, deric, however unintentionally (ducks)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

If we wind up doing a horror poll next, I'll shift into Count Floyd mode so as to lend some equally-legit spookiness to the proceedings.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

#1 reason to do horror next: morbius does not like horror movies

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:29 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, but that Noseferatu thing is a silent movie, isn't it?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure Morbs loves a good James Whale flick now and again.

polyphonic, Monday, 2 April 2012 06:34 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, wait, was Noseferatu just a made-up thing in that William Defoe vampire movie from a few years ago? I guess that makes sense.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

NO LON CHANEY, SR., NO CREDIBILITY

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:51 (thirteen years ago)

jokes aside, morbz's list is solid ... even if it is the movie equivalent of "classic rock" stations that occasionally play tunes from "new" bands like REM, U2 or the Police in b/w the zillions of Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Stones, and Pink Floyd songs.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:56 (thirteen years ago)

Totally blanked on Sedmikrásky/Daisies & It (the Clara Bow version, w/William Austin stealing scenes) when it came to my ballot, ugh.

Reckon Amy Heckerling, Deborah Kaplan & Penelope Spheeris will find any company in the remaining thirty-five places?

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 10:26 (thirteen years ago)

Probably not. While I was putting my ballot together, I noticed how few of even the rom-coms and other "chick flicks" were directed by women. Even the Sex and the City movies are directed by a man! (A gay man, for sure, but still.) A lot of chick flicks were written by women though, so I guess it's just a question of directing still being considered a masculine field.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)

wait, you considered voting for the Sex and the City movies?

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

No, I just thought it was telling that even the Sex and the City movies, the most high-profile chick flicks of the last few years, were directed (and written) by a man.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

A gay man, for sure, but still

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

Well, a gay man developed the series, so ...

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe Elaine May? I had one of hers at #3, and probably one I didn't vote for has a better chance of placing in the top 35.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot to include Punisher: War Zone on my ballot. Sorry, Lexi Alexander!

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

It's down to When Harry Met Sally, then...

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus' Son is kind of a comedy

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

oh it's definitely a comedy

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

and i guess a lot of people like American Psycho though i'm not really a fan myself

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

jokes aside, morbz's list is solid ... even if it is the movie equivalent of "classic rock" stations that occasionally play tunes from "new" bands like REM, U2 or the Police in b/w the zillions of Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Stones, and Pink Floyd songs.

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, April 2, 2012 3:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth bomb

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

We better get some milk for the bunnies

Well, we don't we don't have milk

We'll mix sugar up with it

Uh

just, uh, forget it

Forget about the milk all of a sudden

They're mammals, man !

Oh, forget about the rabbits

You're not listening to me.

Forget about the rabbits !

Where are they ?

They, they, umm...

They, um...

They, um...

[ Crying ]

They slid around behind me and got squashed

[ Crying Continues ]

Everything is here. Little feet, eyelids, even whiskers. Deceased !

Does everything you touch turn to shit ?

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pLoEt.jpg

#35

BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR TO MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Larry Charles
2006
United States
(538 pts, 17 votes)

President Nursultan Nazarbayev, who has reportedly never thrown a Jew down a well...
― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 1:08 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Baron Cohen responded to Ashykbayev in character by posting a video on the Official Borat website.
[...]
Cohen's representatives refused to allow him or his alter ego to respond to the controversy because it's not close enough to the film's release date.
hahahahah between all these great quotes and the "anti-Borat hard-liners" phrase, somebody had fun writing this.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 1:10 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the video, Borat said, "In response to Mr. Ashykbayev's comments, I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my Government's decision to sue this Jew.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 1:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His blatant outpouring then prompted the Kazakh government to hire two public relations firms to counter the claims, and ran a four-page advertisement in The New York Times.

I definitely remember seeing this in the times and thinking wtf!? Why is their an ad from the government of Kazakhstan? I totally didn't put it together.
― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 2:54 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am depressed at the idea that the Kazakhstan government is probably correct -- no one has ever heard of this place. And it's the size of Argentina.
― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:01 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The first time I ever heard of Kazakhstan was Strider for the NES.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:11 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What percentage of Kazakhstan's GDP was used to pay for the NYT advert?
― S- (sgh), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:33 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I keep getting Kazakhstan confused with Turkmenistan in my head, because the latter makes more sense as an object of ridicule.
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:37 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love how if Khazakhstan hadn't made such a fuss about this people would have been far less likely to associate it with an actual, particular country. "Oh he's kinda Eastern European, huh?"
― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, September 14, 2006 8:14 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love how if they hadn't made such a fuss, most people would've assumed he just made it up! I know I did!
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, September 14, 2006 8:34 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Larry Charles to direct Borat movie

Borat upsetting people

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty astonishingly low.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

I AM LOOKING FOR MY COZEN LARRY! + Andy Kaufman = Borat (also = me asleep)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 11:11 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder were people just voting for the Borat cinema experience or have they actually re-watched it since

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Borat. Despite some of the dodgy ethnic stereotyping (which wasn't succinctly deflected by the fact that movie was also parodying stereotypes; at times it felt like it wanted to have its cake and eat it too), I couldn't deny the fact that no other movie in the last 15 years has made me laugh like Borat did. Many people here have described the cinema feeling like a pandemonium while Borat was playing, and that was my experience too - people were simply going crazy. I went to see the movie with a friend who had just broken up with her long-time boyfriend, and she said Borat was the first thing that managed to divert her thought from the breakup.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

Borat is both a fun movie and also an awful movie. I loved it, stoned at the cinema. Second time around it is a horrific mess.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

I giggled at the part where Borat's friend is dressed as Charlie Chaplin

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

hello my name-a tuomas

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder were people just voting for the Borat cinema experience or have they actually re-watched it since

I haven't, but I don't think it should matter; many "shock" comedies probably don't favour repeat viewings, but that doesn't mean the first viewing still wasn't awesome.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

I hate people who dressed as Borat for Halloween and spouted Borat catchphrases for a year even more than I hate the "Austin Powers" equivalents.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

plz god I pray ILX refrained from voting Austin Powers.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but i kind of think you should be able to re-watch it at least once before calling it one of the best comedies of all time. Personally, i didn't even like it first time around but i was definitely in the minority cos people were indeed going crazy

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

somehow the only phrase that remained in circulation around people here is "back pussy," which... I don't even know what to say, here

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

Borat is hilarious. I have watched it since (granted only once) and it's still hilarious. Borat walks in on his friend pleasing himself to the Pamela mag and the two proceed to wrestle and chase each other around the hotel naked will never not be funny. Tuomas otm re seeing it in the theater. People were losing their minds. Yes, I voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost totally forgot about that tbh

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

Also, the entire dinner party scene at that estate somewhere in the south? Amazing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

I did actually like Borat to an extent on TV but by the time the movie came around i felt the joke was pretty well exhausted

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

Only line that really sticks w/me for whatever reason: "Her vajeen is like sleeve of wizard."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

Does watching "Bruno" count as seeing Borat twice?

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

vagine hang like sleeve of wizard

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

I remember him referring to the feminists as old men.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

I remember poop in a baggie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

Remembering this movie is sometimes like comedic PTSD.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder were people just voting for the Borat cinema experience or have they actually re-watched it since

This is me, but why "just"? You guys may be in the future where all movies are viewed by people sitting alone hunched over their mobile devices, but in my world. one of the many purposes of movies is to make a roomful people in a big dark room go apeshit, and Borat accomplished this like no other movies I have encountered.

but i kind of think you should be able to re-watch it at least once before calling it one of the best comedies of all time

DIsgusting savagery! If you eat one of the greatest meals of your life, you don't have to regurgitate and re-swallow to be absolutely sure.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

Unless you are a Seagull

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

I remember my girlfriend of the time laughing so hard she was crying at the theater!

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

That being said, it was my #14 and it's true that above it I have movies that I've watched several times, think about a lot, etc., so I suppose on some level I am dinging it for being a one-time-only riotous experience.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

The best joke in the world is still 'not as funny' the second time told.

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Bruno was awful.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Borat was pretty funny in the theater. After leaving the theater, I went to get a drink at Father's Office, and found myself sitting next to Dan Mazer and Art Hines. For some reason, I couldn't bring myself to say anything to them about it, even though we had mutual friends and they said 'ello to me. I don't know why, but I was embarrassed in front of them – for them - around them. Haven't seen the movie since.

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

I still haven't seen Borat, I figure the moment for me to do so has now long passed. Also I've had the whole movie described to me, it feels like

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

borat would've been my #1

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Not knowing you're going to see naked, hairy flab grappling -- and being in a room full of people who also didn't know they were going to see naked, hairy flab grappling -- made the difference between me listing this and me not listing this on my ballot.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

(sorry for confusion with royal "you" there)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

It's down to When Harry Met Sally, then...

Directed by Rob Reiner, Nora Ephron just wrote it. You've Got Mail has a cult, though! Couldn't have imagined Borat placing this high so who knows?

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

I enjoyed Borat quite a bit in the theater, but even then I thought it was crazy overrated. The naked shit piss idiot chuckles are fine, but as political comedy it's garbage. If people don't react negatively to his cartoon stereotypes, he does something so extreme that anyone would spazz. "People are polite until you hold a bag of shit in their face." Wow.

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

Sort of thought Borat was a surefire top 10 placer.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

i did have it ranked... until i rewatched it!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

I love how if they hadn't made such a fuss, most people would've assumed he just made it up! I know I did!

Kazakhstan not operating on the basis that no-one will ever hear of Kazakhstan shocker!

This was in the news again recently, as a Kazakhstan gymnast won a medal at a world-level games - and some arse-wipe played the anthem from the movie over the speakers instead.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MlLRK.jpg

#34

HEATHERS

Michael Lehmann
1988
United States
(546 pts, 21 votes)

Weird things I never knew before just now:
Kim Walker (Heather Chandler) died irl of a brain tumor in 2001.
Jeremy Applegate (the "We used to go out. She said I was boring." guy) shot himself in 2000.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, June 21, 2009 4:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That is some dark motherfuckin' info. Thanks.
― all art is propaganda (kenan), Sunday, June 21, 2009 4:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Real life sucks losers dry. If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
― thirdalternative, Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jeremy Applegate's other major line in Heathers: "Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide."
― Roz, Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:20 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Holy shit.
― all art is propaganda (kenan), Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess he stepped up.
― all art is propaganda (kenan), Sunday, June 21, 2009 10:01 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dude never change
― Roz, Sunday, June 21, 2009 10:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heathers

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like Kazakhstan got a raw deal, but they also got a lot of free promotion! Has to be a way to take advantage of that, sell official t-shirts to westerners at least.
x-post

News articles talking about that gymnast national anthem screw-up also mentioned that at another recent athletic event people were expecting the national anthem and "Livin' La Vida Loca" started playing.

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Sort of thought Borat was a surefire top 10 placer.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, April 2, 2012 9:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

insanity

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

Heathers is one of those movies i want to like as much as other people and would always be afraid to diss in any way, but then if i put it on i get bored after 10 minutes and end up watching something else

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

i think heathers turns to shit in the third act, but up until then it's pretty great

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

or pretty good anyway

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk Heathers outside ILX. Maybe I'm a bit too young, or maybe it was never a thing in Finland?

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

"talk about Heathers"

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

latter, i reckon

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

I still haven't seen Borat, I figure the moment for me to do so has now long passed.

This. Although I'll probably get around to it someday, if only to quell the cries of "how have you not seen that?!?"

Heathers fell just outside of my top 50. Glad to see it make an appearance here.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

The last time I watched Heathers was my freshman year of college with a woman who was unable to watch it without reciting every line. We finally got her to be quiet, but I glanced over from time to time and she was staring at the screen with an almost beatific smile, mouthing the words.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

Heathers was the coolest movie in the world when I was a pre-teen. I still like it and will watch it if it's on TV but would never have occurred to me to vote for it. I'm not really sure why. It's funny but I guess maybe I just don't think of it as a comedy overall. idk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - CREEPY

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

I saw it fairly recently for the first time in years. I think Veronica's parents were the funniest characters in the movie.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

yay i voted for borat (haven't rewatched it) ... boo i left heathers offa my ballot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

That probably means I'm turning into an old.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Christian Slater is one of those guys who was hot when either you or the whole world was seventeen.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

a while back i helped a female friend move some furniture out of her childhood home, and her bedroom had an amazingly well-preserved teenage shrine to Christian Slater and other early '90s heartthrobs clipped out of magazines and hung carefully on the wall

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

frightening!

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

I love how he kept his shirt off during one of Pump Up the Volume's on-air segments.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

not frightening at all! it was kind of hilarious and endearing

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

my cousin had a huge stand up cardboard promo for Kuffs.

My best friend recently told me how much he loved that movie, and I told him about it, and now he wants to me to see if I can find it

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Totally saw Kuffs in the theater. Why? Cause Christian. See also that one with Tomei where he got a monkey heart.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

his hair was gross in that one though – probably smelled like a goat.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

lol I just google searched it. Title: Untamed Heart

xp to ENBB

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

Ungroomed Hair.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

LOL Untamed Heart! I have seen that movie more than any one person should. Not since i was a kid but still.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

and you're the one giving me crap for thinking The Burbs was awesome... >_O

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

LOL Untamed Heart! I have seen that movie more than any one person should.

So, once, then?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

'Untamed Heart'.
lol xp

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

I too have seen this terrible movie multiple times

Marisa T "I was good at loving him. The one thing in my life I followed through on"

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

it was no johnny hollywood that's for sure.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

OMG

It was very very sad when he died iirc. Also she used a lighter to warm up her eyeliner before putting it on. This is a valuable a trick which I learned from Untamed Heart and still use on occasion now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of which, this list has been sadly Joe Pesci-free ;_;

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QQ9lL.jpg

#33

CADDYSHACK

Harold Ramis
1980
United States
(551 pts, 16 votes)

(bounces back like a gopher)
― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, April 18, 2003 5:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No matter how tempting, I am not re-enacting "Caddyshack" with you.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, April 18, 2003 5:29 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at least throw a Snickers bar in his pool.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, April 18, 2003 6:01 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Goddamnit, the entire reason the internet was created was for textual reenactments of Caddyshack. Now get to it.
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, April 18, 2003 6:24 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caddyshack poll

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

33!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

too high for a movie that is basically a handful of classic scenes stretched over a pretty uneven whole

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

YAY

now that this list has Rodney, i can die happy :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

Comedy racism aside Dangerfield is soo great in this

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

how'd you like to make $5 dollars the hard way?

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

naw, 33 seems about right for caddyshack

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

Whenever someone unexpected wins a golf major I hope they open their winners speech with "cinderella stooory"

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

Very tempted to reopen the smug vs underdog wars re: Rodney Dangerfield.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

It was my #2.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

wat, you think Rodney was smug too?!?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

It was my #2.

lol ... given the Snickers joke in the movie

o_O

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Baby Ruth wasnt it?

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

i stand corrected ... better still, given the nuttiness of Baby Ruth bars

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

This is the perfect example of a movie where I feel like I missed out on something by not seeing it in the '80s. I only watched it for the first time a couple of years ago and was like, "...that's it?" It was okay, but some people talk about it like it's the second coming of comedy. When it's apparently more like the thirty-third coming of comedy.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

I think it was a BR, yeah. Probably wouldn't have been #2 if I were to reorder now but it would still be top 10.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

huh huh you said #2

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

yeah yeah, we get it

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

this was another that got bumped from my list after rewatching.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

Dangerfield is classic. Murray is close enough. The rest is stoppable.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Horror is next, right?

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Sunday, April 1, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I really hope so!

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

i hope you didn't bump it for ... well, you know which movie, Dyson.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Dangerfield is classic. Murray is close enough. The rest is stoppable.

Aw, c'mon, give it up for Ted Knight here.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Yup, he's awesome in it.

pandemic, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how many thousands of posts you guys could spend discussing this cherished piece of juvenilia w/out ever typing "Michael O'Keefe"

I've seen about 30 minutes of it, what's funniest is Dangerfield makes no effort to even look the other actors in the eye.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

but some people talk about it like it's the second coming of comedy.

Well, at the time it was different: "Comedy" situations, alongside 'true-to-life' funny narratives. Commonplace now..

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

I swear as god is my witness I was about to type "Michael O'Keefe's best work outside of Roseanne."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

no that would be The Great Santini

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I need to rewatch Caddyshack. Didn't really do anything for me first time around.

Heathers must have been in my top 5 and I kinda assumed it would be in the top 10. Caddyshack too, I guess. That said, LOB and Dr. S aside, I have no idea what the top 10 will look like.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

Want another film.

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

God, what a crybaby he was in that movie.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

Heathers must have been in my top 5 and I kinda assumed it would be in the top 10.

What? That's a crazy assumption right there.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of michael o'keefe, morbz is this thread's great santini bouncing a basketball offa yer head for not voting for the sublime comedic stylings of Buster Keaton, Jacques Tati and Jerry Lewis instead of "juvenalia:"

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gVDVcAlyL._SX500_.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06KmezV_1ns

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

That said, LOB and Dr. S aside, I have no idea what the top 10 will look like.

2 Mel Brooks movies, one ZAZ, token Some Like it Hot. Maybe Superbad? (I don't think LOB is a given in the top 10.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

^^ That sounds like it could be about right. I'm not sure about LoB making top ten either.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/96/76/11967642_gal.jpg

"I think it was my best work outside of Roseanne!"

"No, that would be this movie!"

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

i think that there's gonna be at least one "OMGWTF that isn't a comedy!" surprise left before we finish this poll.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

Cannibal Holocaust?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

token Some Like it Hot

token quality?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I saw borat on dvd loooong after everybody else had seen it and the moment had passed, still found it not only hilar but innovative in its tone and approach. it's a prank he pulled on the world that he'll never be able to do again. I guess in 10 years we might look at it and go ugh what, but I still think the south park movie is funny so what do I know.

my ballot is littered with black comedies but I have no time for heathers. guess I should see it again, the main things I remember from it are a provincial sense of rebellion and its lack of charm. figured ppl gave it a lot of slack cause they were crushing on one of the leads.

caddyshack, eh. somebody tried to get me to watch it recently and I found it as irritating as I did back in the day. kenny loggins tho, what a rocker.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Was throwing you a bone calling that the token, given what it'll be alongside.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

also, unironic use of Journey song.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

What's "LOB"?

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Life of Brian

can we make top 5 prediction yet?

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

Tropic Thunder is on TV just now and I'm thinking, as much as I like Zoolander, it'll be a shame if that places and TT doesn't.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

Left On Base

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lDo3w.jpg

#32

DAZED AND CONFUSED

Richard Linklater
1993
United States
(556 pts, 17 votes, 1 first place)

i still think it's kinda the perfect movie!
but not unique in linklater's oeuvre, it's got so much in common with a lot of his other movies
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:42 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stoners?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:44 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dazed & Confused, C or D?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

TT is funny but it's definitely not placing

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

(last night, i realize that i had inexplicably left life of brian offa my ballot. it wouldn't have been ranked super-high, but damn i was pissed b/c i definitely wanted it to be and i damn well thought it was on my ballot.)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

At least one Coens (unless the vote splits), Will Ferrell's greatest hour (same caveat), one of the few modern Morbz-favourites and a bunch of british rockers also to place highly, I reckon.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

Also the other Python film.

Dazed & Confused is an amazingly great film but which bit had the jokes, again?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

the part about the aliens

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

"Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

mcconnaughey is to dazed and confused what mickey rourke was to the wrestler ... their performances were so noteworthy b/c they weren't acting.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

totally voted for Dazed and Confused; somewhere in 11-20

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

I think Groundhog Day is a lock for the top 10, probably Ghostbusters and Back to the Future and Big Lebowski too.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

(several x-posts)

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

BTTF placing in the top 10 will create a paradox.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

since I don't like heathers or caddyshack I assume my barometer is broken on both ends of the spectrum, have no idea what will place top 10 here aside from holy grail

curious to see how many pre-60s films will show up from here on out

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

Back to the Future

BttF is already on the list, Tuomas.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

kenny loggins tho, what a rocker.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, April 2, 2012 11:08 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

this better not be sarcasm

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

no way!

obv tuomas means BTTF will travel in time to place twice

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

also expect groundhog day to place several times

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I didn't remember BttF already placed. Well, here's an updated top 10 prediction:

Groundhog Day
Annie Hall
Some Like It Hot
Dr. Strangelove
Big Lebowski
Airplane!
Life of Brian
Ghostbusters
Aladdin
The Great Dictator

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

BTTF 3 also still to place of course

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Duck Soup?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

top 5 prediction

Blazing Saddles
Airplane
Ghostbusters
Holy Grail
Big Lebowski

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

swtich out Big Lebowski for Duck Soup maybe

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

Duck Soup a lock, I think. Holy Grail didn't place yet, right?

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot to vote, so if Duck Soup doesn't show I'll take some of the blame.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

given Royal Tenenbaums' absurdly high placing i think the sky's the limit for Rushmore

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

"Black Cat, White Cat" better be turning up soon, right?...Right?

:(

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I think Rushmore will place pretty high.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

I assume people are kinda burned out on Holy Grail (I know I am), so I predict it'll land outside the top 10.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

is Real Genius still gonna place? i'd be weird if Top Secret made the list but not that

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

People writing off His Girl Friday & other screwball comedies as well as The Shop Around The Corner?

Would like to see something animated place, but I think what votes there were, if any, have been hopelessly split.

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Best In Show still coming, probably Office Space. is Coming To America gonna be on the list?

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

The Shop Around the Corner doesn't feel like a comedy first and foremost to me, so I didn't vote for it. Maybe it's the same with others?

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

How highly does ILX rate The Life Aquatic?

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

i'm a little bummed about House Bunny not making it

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

All three of those were on mine.

South Park?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

an animated shorts poll sadly would suffer from an abnormally high proportion of stuff that hardly anybody has seen. animated features poll would suffer from there being like ~100 total animated features ever.

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

actual top ten sorry SPOILERS ahead:

01 the nine lives of fritz the cat
02 i was born, but...
03 pretty woman
04 the mask
05 withnail and i
06 the bank dick
07 life of brian
08 ghostbusters
09 fishing with john
10 groundhog day

Lamp, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

I sort of figured Chistmas Vacation was going to place but now I don't know.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

Coming to America is a lock, but it'll place outside the top 10. The same with Gremlins. Would love to see Gremlins 2 place, but movie rockists don't tend to vote for sequels.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

lebowski hasn't made it yet, amirite?

if not, that one is sure to be somewhere b/w 1-20 i reckon.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

haha Gremlins? gtfo

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

Gremlins 2 is a special case: that said I'd be surprised if either of the Gremlins made it (cue Gremlins @ #31)

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

Is Duck Soup really "the" Marx Brothers comedy?

Any remaining animated hopes are probably resting on South Park.

Surprised that people would be burnt out on Holy Grail but not Life of Brian...

No chance of Best in Show at this stage, I suspect.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

I LOVE Gremlins 2 but there's just no way. Sorry Tuomas.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Gremlins 2 is a special case: that said I'd be surprised if either of the Gremlins made it (cue Gremlins @ #31)

Really? I thought everyone who was kid in the 80s (which accounts for a lot of ILXors) loves Gremlins.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

A high vote for Gremlins 2 here, but movie rockists don't exactly move in mysterious ways.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

there's animation in the holy grail although of course it isn't really an animated film.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

they might make the horror movie poll

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Ninotchka, High Society, The Bank Dick & Mr Deeds Goes To Town could still place, but I'm guessing Harold Lloyd's cause is hopeless (split votes, and if Keaton could only manage #67 ...); it's possible there's still room in the list for an anticomedy like The Room or Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. Will any teen films beat Heathers? Fast Times At Ridgemont High maybe, 10 Things I Hate About You probably not.

xpost w/Lamp - man, why didn't I vote for the Ozu?

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

No chance of Best in Show at this stage, I suspect.

Are you kidding me? Best in Show is a no brainer to place.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

(re Gremlins)(same with another kid comedy: Child's Play)

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XZz0B.jpg

#31

WITHNAIL AND I

Bruce Robinson
1987
United Kingdom
(557 pts, 17 votes)

i haven't seen withnail since it was released, i remember the first 45-hour being brilliant, then there was a shift in tone and i left the theater disappointed somehow, but i can't remember why.....
― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, November 2, 2006 10:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Actually, one of the funniest moments in Withnail, for all the quote possibilities, is strictly visual -- near the end, when McGann's "I" character is slowly waking up in the back of his car, and he's all comfortable and everything's fine...and then it dawns on him that something is very very wrong. It's perfectly done.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, November 6, 2004 8:17 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Withnail is far too far too much like an actual night out with posh dopeheads.
― ljubljana, Thursday, October 11, 2007 4:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Withnail will always be my favourite film, due to the amount of sentimental attachment I have with it. I've seen it too many times, now when I watch it it's not like I'm viewing a movie but I actually feel part of it. Amazingly quotable.
― Ste, Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TS: This Is Spinal Tap vs. Withnail & I

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

did Fargo get on yet this all goes by so quickly

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

The last time I watched Heathers was my freshman year of college with a woman who was unable to watch it without reciting every line. We finally got her to be quiet, but I glanced over from time to time and she was staring at the screen with an almost beatific smile, mouthing the words.

this is the early 90s in a nutshell ime

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

Surprised that people would be burnt out on Holy Grail but not Life of Brian...

HG has a lot more easily repeatable dialogue "funny" people love to imitate in student parties.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

THAT'S ABSOLUTE TWADDLE

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

haha really thought ilx was british enuff 2 get that into the top ten

Lamp, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

I thought it would be higher because of the UK contingent, yeah.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

never seen that Ozu movie but it looks amazing

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

fargo already made it, but i think big lebowski hasn't yet ... i'd be shocked if big lebowski doesn't makeit at all.

xpost lol Britishes.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I may be signing my own death warrant, but I would volunteer myself to run a horror movie poll, if that's to come next.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

also, office space hasn't made it yet and i'd also be surprised if that one doesn't show up ... michael bolton gotta represent, yo.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, and the Zetas decided to throw
a big party in my honour,

and I felt just like that girl
from the storybook.

You know the one. What's her name?


Oh, yeah.

CINDERELLA

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

oh I guess an animated features poll has a lot of Japanimation to work with, that could actually be fun. Smaller ballots though, regardless.

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

The Shop Around the Corner doesn't feel like a comedy first and foremost to me

you know guys, the comedy godz don't give a damn what unmistakeable, no-doubt-about-it comedies "feel like" to you.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

esp if beavis and butthead do america doesn't make it which sadly it won't. mainly b/c i didn't vote for it b/c i went apeshit for preston sturges and howard hawks old timey lols.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

fargo already made it, but i think big lebowski hasn't yet ... i'd be shocked if big lebowski doesn't makeit at all.

not only is big lebowski going to make it but i think it has a strong shot at #1 spot

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for five animated dealies including one short, but unless South Park places, none of them will.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

the comedy godz having tastes coincidentally similar to you, of course, Wilponzi ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

million xposts but dazed and confused is a comedy if only for the scene where mcconaughey offers marissa ribisi a ride and she says "oh no thanks, i got a car"

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

The Shop Around the Corner doesn't feel like a comedy first and foremost to me

you know guys, the comedy godz don't give a damn what unmistakeable, no-doubt-about-it comedies "feel like" to you.

Well yeah, but I was commenting on voter behaviour in this poll, not on comedy gods.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

not only is big lebowski going to make it but i think it has a strong shot at #1 spot

o i agree ... i just find it funny that it hasn't been discussed yet as a sure thing!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

if The Big Lebowski ends up being #1 I am going to make Morbius look like this poll's biggest booster and champion

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

TOO LOW

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

everyone's got their personal napoleon dynamite i reckon!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

i think it would be good for us to be humiliated discovering that we're just a bunch of lebowski fans like everyone else on the internet

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

You and me both, DJP. The movie I had at #2 had BETTER be this poll's #1 or I am gonna go Full Metal Morbius.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

here's the rundown so far

100 Singin' In The Rain
99 swingers
97 army of darkness
97 Network
94 Manhattan
94 Sullivan's Travels
94 Team America
93 Lost In America
92 There's Something About Mary
89 a serious man
89 pink flamingos
89 Trouble in Paradise
88 Delicatessen
87 A Night at the Opera (1935)
86 A Shot in the Dark
85 The Muppet Movie
84 Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
83 Princess Bride
82 Tootsie
81 Trading Places
79 Being There
79 National Lampoon's Vacation
76 The Blues Brothers
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
75 The Hudsucker Proxy
74 MASH
73 Mean Girls
72 Top Secret
71 Kung Fu Hustle
69 Modern Times
69 Wating for Guffman
67 A Hard Day's Night
67 Sherlock Jr
66 THE PHILADELPHIA STORY
65 A FISH CALLED WANDA
64 MY MAN GODFREY
63 EVIL DEAD II
62 THE MEANING OF LIFE
61 DUMB AND DUMBER
60 PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
59 KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS
58 THE LADY EVE
57 GHOST WORLD
56 DEAD ALIVE (BRAINDEAD)
55 THE KING OF COMEDY
54 ANIMAL HOUSE
53 O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
52 BRAZIL
51 THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
50 HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
49 CLUELESS
48 WAYNE’S WORLD
47 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
46 ZOOLANDER
45 THE APARTMENT
44 IN THE LOOP
43 THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
42 BACK TO THE FUTURE
41 FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
40 FARGO
39 THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF THE POLICE SQUAD!
38 PLAYTIME
37 SHAUN OF THE DEAD
36 THE PRODUCERS
35 BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR TO MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
34 HEATHERS
33 CADDYSHACK
32 DAZED AND CONFUSED
31 WITHNAIL AND I

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

i would be proud, personally.

xposts

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

waiting for another bizarro entry like trainspotting or some such shite

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

wishful thinking

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Come on Four Lions!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

awwwwww Dazed & Confused was my #1, I expected it to be top-20 at least

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

30 is going to be something like Secrets and Lies

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

there are about ten MGM musicals funnier than Singin' in the Rain

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

schindler's list, for one

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Would love to see Gremlins 2 place, but movie rockists don't tend to vote for sequels.

― Tuomas, Monday, April 2, 2012 11:32 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

when all is said and done Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness will i guess be the only sequels on the list huh

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

waiting for another bizarro entry like trainspotting or some such shite

yeah, i was thinking there'd be some entry like that ... though i was thinking more along the lines of blue velvet.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

there are about ten MGM musicals funnier than Singin' in the Rain

well, i just set my clock to 11:50AM EDT ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

re: where are the jokes in D&C:

Martha Washington loading bowls for George Washington
Abe Lincoln sex dream
every thing Matthew McConaughey says
every scene with Ben Affleck or Parker Posey
etc.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

wondering how far up recentism will lob things like the hangover or bridesmaids

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Only sixteen first place votes so far from the seventy-five ballots.

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

I agree with most of Tuomas's Top 10 predictions; optimistically, I'd add Fast Times.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait Shot In The Dark was a sequel too

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Clemenza <3 but I think you're overestimating how much the rest of the world like Fast Times. It's a good movie but top ten in this poll?! Idk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

ha Blue Velvet would be the funniest placing if not funniest movie

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

"recentism"

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/N5ppy.jpg

#30

BRINGING UP BABY

Howard Hawks
19838
United States
(561 pts, 16 votes, 2 first place)

does anyone remember where cary grant burst out "because all of a sudden i just went GAY!" while he was in that dress when kath hep's aunt came home to find him standing there and demanded ot know what he was doing dressed like that ? ...was that on intentional wordplay that was VERY ahead of its time or just a bizarre synchronous accident in 1938 when i *know* that expression wasn't used to describe homosexuality ?
― V, Monday, October 7, 2002 12:32 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but "gay" WAS being used to describe weird, outre or outrageously full-on sexuality as long ago as the 18th century
(the dictionary of the vulgar tongue, 1811, includes "the gaying instrument" as a euphemism for penis)
― mark s (mark s), Monday, October 7, 2002 12:49 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, 'gay' is much older than we generally imagine. It did mean pretty much what it does now when Cary Grant said it. He plainly didn't just mean he was cheerful, that's unmistakeable.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, October 7, 2002 1:03 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the things u learn everyday
― V, Monday, October 7, 2002 4:53 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bringing Up Baby vs. The Philadelphia Story

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

borat and a serious man are the 2 most recent films that have placed so far ... for a bunch of philistines who love to shit on the idols of the comic godz, we sure are a pretty rockist lot.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha holy shit, I was doing some random wiki trawling and discovered that the father of one of my college singing/CS friends was Zoltan Karpathy in "My Fair Lady"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

there are about ten MGM musicals funnier than Singin' in the Rain

Maybe someone should've nominated them.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

said comic godz now responding to the sacrifices obviously :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Counting on the secret non-comedy Phoebe Factor, ENBB.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, was just about to post on Bringing Up Baby's chances, considering The Philadelphia Story was #66.

Jerry the Nipper!

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

so do either his girl friday, arsenic and old lace or charade still stand a chance of making it ... or has ILX just shot its Cary Grant load already?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I've been reading ILX for 8ish years now and I still have no clue what rockist actually means.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

Does It Happened One Night have a chance? Far and away my favorite '30s comedy

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I was gonna post that I had started wondering about bringing up baby's chances but yay ilx you did it

lol xps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I am using rockist in it's purest sense IE a rude word to call someone.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

(its)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

Film writers getting little respect per usual itt, so kudos to Dudley Nichols and Hagar Wilde for BUB.

Maybe someone should've nominated them.

No bcz they are MUSICALS "first and foremost" which is a separate category.

The Canon is only being voted for by the same 12-16 voters, I'd wager.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

It has been suggested that co-screenwriter Dudley Nichols based the madcap romance on Katharine Hepburn's affair with director John Ford at the time. However, other sources state that Hepburn and Ford were never romantically involved, explaining that although they had been on Ford's yacht together, his wife had been there with them.

Screenwriters Dudley Nichols and Hagar Wilde fell in love as they were writing the screenplay.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

No bcz they are MUSICALS "first and foremost" which is a separate category.

lol selective and conveniently timed pedantry ... wouldn't expect any different from you.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

What are the other 60 ballots voting for and why isn't that stuff placing?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

I rewatched BUB a few weeks ago. The jail scenes run on too long but I treasure Susan's aunt's every outraged double take.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

TBF, my ballot is going to have about a 20 percent hit rate.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

none of these films have even gotten on a third of the ballots, which suggests the worst is yet to come (or the wurst at lunchtime)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

or... it suggests that everyone voted for very different things

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

i can't really stand bringing up baby, i dunno what's up

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

except Ghostbusters, which I'm figuring for 50 ballots

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

why does she talk like that

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know how a meek scientist could be based on John Ford, that's for sure

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

why does she talk like that

to make Jennifer Jason Leigh's cheap impression in The Hudsucker Proxy possible?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

did you have some conception of ILX as an unspoiled cinephile paradise that you were disabused of only recently? like, we get it, you're disappointed in us, move on.

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

I hope 50 people had the sense to include Ghostbusters on their ballots.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

IDK, paleontologists are amongst the most rugged of scientists. (xposts)

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

Hepburn Acts Hairbrained too strenuously but Cary Grant is impossibly sexy.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

like, we get it, you're disappointed in us, move on.

the Mets will win the World Series and Roseanne Barr will be elected President before that happens ... though i do share yer sentiments.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbQFQNM5_gQ

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Bringing Up Baby is worth seeing just for the Cary Grant in a silly bathrobe sequence if nothing else.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

Hepburn Acts Hairbrained too strenuously but Cary Grant is impossibly sexy.

he's not as sexy as he is in north by northwest which should be our #1

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how many people picked their favourite film as #1 on their ballot, regardless of whether it realistically had a chance? I'm pretty certain that Toy Story 2 isn't going to place now, but that's not why I picked it, you know?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

he's no longer sexy in NBN: he's auditioning for Mt Rushmore.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how many people are dead sure of what their favorite was? I love my #1 but it really could've been a lot of movies in that spot.

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

Toy Story 2 was #20 on my ballot!

I did pick my favorite as my #1, but in fairness it would be in my top 5 no matter what, and it already placed so other people voted for it! (A Hard Day's Night)

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

there's only one movie in my top ten that I don't expect to see on the list and that was my #1

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, my actual favorites are 11-20, the top ten were whatever I thought would raise Dr. Morbius's blood pressure the most.

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot to nominate my #1 (And nobody else did), which is one of the reasons I didn't vote.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, was it Pootie Tang?

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha no

it was Hollywood Shuffle

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

damn, i was sure it was i accidentally domed your son

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kkN0rQguAs0/TeXLb5Os6YI/AAAAAAAAAS8/PK5Whm29MnA/s1600/hot-to-trot-movie-poster-1988-1020256672.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

xp: that was sitting at #2 for a good long while before I finally said "you know what, no"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

That's what that movie is! I actually watched half of that in college after rolling out of bed at 11AM and deciding not to go to class.

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Nice kicks, Bob.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

lol at "the funniest talking horse movie ever!"

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

my top 10

#1 - will def place, maybe top 10, kind of a strategic vote cause I was unsure of the love for it
#2 - would be shocked/delighted if it placed, too disturbing so I doubt it
#3 - will likely place
#4 - Modern Times
#5 - no effin way, too dark/obscure
#6 - The King of Comedy
#7 - Bringing Up Baby
#8 - O brother where art thou
#9 - expect this to place any minute
#10 - not at this point lol old movies

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

bobcat hasn't changed one bit over the years, has he?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

the director's name is Michael Dinner

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

wait which one is Bobcat

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

actually I have two movies in my top ten that I don't think are going to place and I have a bunch of annoying Opinions on why they won't

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

A writer who did an uncredited polish on Hot to Trot paid to see it on opening day, and he says the box-office clerk asked him "You know it's Hot to Trot, right?"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Have you seen the trailer for Bobcat's latest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz_WRWzkimw

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Bobcat Goldthwaite gave the commencement speech at my college a couple years before I graduated.

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

man Virginia Madsen was the bomb in the 80s, kinda wanna see this movie now

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

He stole part of the speech from Oprah.

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Hollywood Shuffle, holy (jim) crow I forgot this movie existed.

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

If it's any consolation, Morbs, yr Golden Age of Hollywood's doing a lot better than any non-Western cinema will - apart from Kung Fu Hustle, the closest this poll'll get is, uh, Harold & Kumar/Borat.

I wonder how many people are dead sure of what their favorite was? I love my #1 but it really could've been a lot of movies in that spot.

― some dude

Sherlock Jr in a heartbeat. My (will-not-place) #2 is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a tradition that doesn't look like it'll make this poll; could have swapped it around for my #3, Playtime.

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Katharine Hepburn was having a difficult time finding her comedic timing - Hawks said that she was "trying too hard to be funny" and kept laughing out loud. Luckily, Walter Catlett, who played Constable Slocum, was a veteran comic. Hawks wanted him to give Hepburn some tips, but he refused unless Hepburn asked him. So Hawks got Hepburn to ask Catlett for advice. Hepburn was so grateful that she asked Hawks to make Catlett's part larger so that he could be around if she needed more help.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

i watched sherlock jr yesterday, it was very impressive from a technical standpoint but i can't say i laughed very much :/

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

still waiting for this one to show

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/on_the_right_track.jpg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Okay I'm just going to barge in the middle of your Bringing Up Baby because you all blew right by Withnail!!

I kinda peed a little on the rug that this placed, for some reason I was getting worried it wouldn't place.

so with that in mind

THROW YOURSELVES TO THE ROAD DARLINGS, YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE

UP YOURS GRANDAD

SCRUBBERS!!

SCRUBBERS!!!!

LITTLE TARTS, THEY LOVE IT.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Are you the farmer?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

The perfect 80s cast. Maureen Stapleton, Michael Lembeck, Lisa Eilbacher and Norman Fell. Jesus.

Although seeing Stapleton reminds me I forgot to vote for "Johnny Dangerously."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

I fuck asses?

Who fucks asses?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

ah. better now. thank you.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QM0Ut.jpg

#29

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

David Wain
2001
United States
(576 pts, 18 votes, 1 first place)

well, either you laugh or you don't. not much to argue about, really
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, November 11, 2004 11:09 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Wet Hot American Summer"

Wet Hot American Summer POLL

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: WHAT IS BEST LINE Y/N

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

Before the hate floodgates open ... YES!!!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I have a very low tolerance for parody

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

oh but I want to give Alfred a big hug for his WHAT ABSOLUTE TWADDLE upthread. "Hairs are your aerials, man"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure that's the highest-ranking movie on my ballot that places aside from Guffman.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, fuck my cock.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

Oh hey, from before.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

So would you... slacks? Pants?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPaYjbE0nEw

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

Withnail's low placing is the shocker for me so far, not that i'm its biggest fan but.. man it's like a religion over here.

piscesx, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Je55e, was that your #1?

Jeff, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

I had prayed that the Britisher contingent would bump Withnail way up into the top 10, but after I saw how everything else was placing I started to really worry.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Yuck. My tolerance for the improv world is pretty low, but WHAS is terrible even at that.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

Second film I had never heard of till this thread.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen WHAS

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

lol so far the results are almsot 50/50 me saying I've never seen this movie or me saying I forgot to vote for it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

I LOVE CHRIS MELONI AND THAT SCENE STILL ISN'T FUNNY

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

It's always fun to go into town, even for just an hour.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

I placed The Ten higher than this but I have no expectation anyone did likewise

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

VG I think you would like this movie.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

xxp IT HAS H. JON BENJAMIN AS A TALKING CAN, DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE???

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

I saw it a few years ago on the advice of ILEers

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

the Britishes split their votes on the ealing stuff & withnail, no doubt.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah WHAS seems like a movie I would like, I pretty much love everyone in it.

I may need to investigate.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

love where Alfred's sentence stops

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

I kinda wish I had the foresight to organize a voting block for Withnail now.

It's SO top 10 material

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

the Britishes split their votes on the ealing stuff & withnail, no doubt.

while the americans will sail to victory with their undiluted ghostbusters bloc

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

as long as Airplane holds in the top 5, everyone's safe.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

a bunch of Britishes also prob split their votes b/w withnail and my beautiful laundrette.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

the Britishes split their votes on the ealing stuff & withnail, no doubt.

while the americans will sail to victory with their undiluted ghostbusters bloc

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

safety & strength in numbers, dude

:D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

it's good to be the hegemon!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

does that make morbs the subaltern or

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

he's the Colonel Blimp.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

or the American equivalent of Colonel Blimp, who/whatever that might be.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

80s were a lot funnier than i remember i guess

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

Sure. Look at our president!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

i think this has been said a million times but i think WHAS is a lot funnier if you have gone to sleepover camps, particularly in catskills type places (first half of Marjorie Morningstar probably divisive movie for same reason)

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

WHAS really is an updated 2001 borsht belt comedy

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

the catskills comedian is by far my favorite schtick in the whole movie. "day bidet" cracks me up every time

diamonddave85, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Yuck. My tolerance for the improv world is pretty low, but WHAS is terrible even at that.

It's barely doing what you're apparently judging it for doing badly.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5mw7x.jpg

#28

BEST IN SHOW

Christopher Guest
2000
United States
(577 pts, 19 votes)

"she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig"
― gff, Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:29 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
― Abbott, Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
God loves a terrier.
― The Yellow Kid, Monday, November 12, 2007 12:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak!"
― John Justen, Monday, November 12, 2007 12:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"That toy looks least like a bee of all the ones I've shown you"
― Dom Passantino, Monday, November 12, 2007 2:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun."
― Dr Morbius, Monday, November 12, 2007 10:59 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The thing is that it's true, it's kind of pointless to tell people WHY something is funny cos then it's not funny anymore. I really like Best in Show, that movie almost made me THROW UP I was laughing so hard, and I totally hate Parker Posey so it wasn't anything to do with that wench. I think I liked it more because my mom breeds dogs.
― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, November 16, 2002 1:34 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BEST IN SHOW POLL

Explain Christopher Guest films

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

:/

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Happy to be wrong about this placing, by the way.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Je55e, was that your #1?

I didn't vote, but if I had, no. I like it though.

I have a very low tolerance for parody

My liking it has nothing at all to do with parody.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'm really surprised that placed so high. It's not bad, but it's not that good.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Certainly not that much better than Waiting For Guffman

Moodles, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I like Guffman better than Best In Show, but it's still pretty great, I'm glad it placed.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

(But then I'm also kinda feelin' that for Dazed And Confused with respect to it placing that high in a 'all-time top comedy films' poll.)

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

Best in Show is the franchise moment for CG Troupe movies. Maybe more even-tempered as a movie than Guffman but at no point within earshot of the earlier movie's highs.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

But admittedly easier to digest.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

love WHAS and heathers

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like best in show is a lot shriller than waiting for guffman - it is definitely very funny but i prefer WFG. also stole the concept of songs about terriers from kids in the hall.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

And I'm not just saying that because I am a Fabin.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

i ought to see best in show again, i was pretty young the first time i saw it and i think most of the humor in it just went way over my head

ciderpress, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry the images are acting up. Imgur is letting me down.

polyphonic, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

I admit that I liked the middle-aged gay couple the best.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

(Don't know why that's an "admission.")

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

I'm legitimately mystified as to what movies might still place. There's a shortlist of 5-10 that I imagine must be absolute locks, but the rest of it seems pretty up in the air and dependent upon how much ILXor hatred a particular selection is likely to stoke.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

i think a lot of great but not especially controversial or cult-building movies are gonna get the shaft in favor of more divisive fare

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

no slapshot prob u_u

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

i think someone will make another joke about "i accidentally domed your son"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to think Smokey & The Bandit and Welcome To The Dollhouse are still in with a chance, but I'm not doing a very good job of convincing myself.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol n/a

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

People had a hard time remembering which classic smokey & the bandit scene was in which classic smokey & the bandit movie

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

Hint: they were all in Smokey IS The Bandit.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

any of the smokey & the bandit movies were classic?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

the one with the car chase was pretty good

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

one of them was, but no one knows which

ciderpress, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

Is Spinal Tap going to make top ten? I hope so.

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Sleeping Dom DeLuise Unaware Face Being Tickled By Lion's Tail" remains one of my favorite stand-alone Onion headlines

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if Spinal Tap will be top ten but I am near nertain it'll show up at some point.

Best in Show was my #10 (Guffman was #3).

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Spinal Tap is one of a handful of movies that i can't think of anywhere it would place that i'd say "too high"

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

i guess it's safe to say that the anvil documentary isn't gonna make it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

I think Rob Reiner & C Guest did "mock doc" comedies so they ostensibly had a reason that the films looked like shit

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Withnail & I is WAY TOO LOW! I'm surprised it didn't have more backing, but I guess ilx is much less British in composition than it used to be.

I fuck asses?

Who fucks asses?

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 5:30 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's ARSES.

emil.y, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

i guess it's safe to say that the anvil documentary isn't gonna make it.

I continue to hold out hope that American Movie might sneak in.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

tick tick tick ... the clock is in sync again.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

I think Rob Reiner & C Guest did "mock doc" comedies so they ostensibly had a reason that the films looked like shit

Works for me. What was Michel Gondry's excuse?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, it feels like the "If X places then Y must place above it" / "If X places then Y won't be placing above it" is unreliable at best*. Like, the reason I thought Best in Show wasn't turning up is that I thought it was better than Waiting for Guffman, but not 40 places / nearly twice the points.

Back to the Future has kind of thrown me though - should we be expecting Beverly Hills Cop? Splash? Big?

*exception for Spinal Tap > C Guest's other mockumentaries.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

I continue to hold out hope that American Movie might sneak in.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I voted for it!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Although I doubt it will because it should probably be classed as an "accidental comedy".

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I think Rob Reiner & C Guest did "mock doc" comedies so they ostensibly had a reason that the films looked like shit

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:46 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that's more true of recent mockumentary tv shows than of those movies. Spinal Tap is visually perfect because how cheap everything looks is part of the joke.

lol eric

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Back to the Future has kind of thrown me though - should we be expecting Beverly Hills Cop? Splash? Big?

Are you saying these movies are on par with one another?

English people are weird.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

re: "accidental comedy," can think of nothing more accidentally funny than the scene recording Uncle Bill's ADR.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

xp I see any, I'll let 'em know.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

Spinal Tap is definitely on the way.

Smokey and The Bandit is kind of the exact opposite of the experience I had watching other, overly-hyped comedies long after their time. I never got around to seeing it properly until last year when I watched it kinda half-incredulously and was surprised by how much I wound up liking it. I figured that if it held up 30 years after the fact that there might be enough ILXor sentiment for it to show up in the poll results. Kinda doubt it at this point, though.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Ha! Sorry, I don't know why I thought that. You're . . . defnitely not American, right? Irish?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSzHvRVE5uM

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

re: "accidental comedy," can think of nothing more accidentally funny than the scene recording Uncle Bill's ADR.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:51 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know, it's amazing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

I continue to hold out hope that American Movie might sneak in.

I really think it might have a shot! It got my vote.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Irish! I don't consider those films interchangable, it's just I'm having trouble gauging exactly how much nostalgia is getting caught up in things. Particularly with people confidently stating that Coming to America is placing!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

Back to the Future has kind of thrown me though - should we be expecting Beverly Hills Cop? Splash? Big?

Are you saying these movies are on par with one another?

I actually like(d) all 4 of those films and yes, they are roughly on a par with each other as Reagan-era studio product. OK, BttF is a little more daring (incest, Glover), and racist (Canadian dwarf invents Chuck Berry's sound).

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

Canadian dwarf invents Chuck Berry's sound

Was being generous and presuming that was the movie's acknowledgement that rock music was stolen from black people by white people, et al.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

OK, it's not as racist as Ghostbusters.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jEOLS.jpg

#27

HIS GIRL FRIDAY

Howard Hawks
1940
United States
(578 pts, 16 votes, 1 first place)

The best film ever made by a man or a woman?
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, February 15, 2003 2:28 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It has to have the FASTEST dialogue ever spoken on film! I've seen it three times and I still think I missed half of it!
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, February 15, 2003 2:28 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of my most favorite movies ever... Ultra unbelievably classic.
― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Saturday, February 15, 2003 2:34 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A great film - even one of the greatest - but also a good deal more uneven than its reputation might have one believe.
― the pinefox, Saturday, February 15, 2003 3:37 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is one of the greats, definitely. Whether the dialogue is faster than the peak of Preston Sturges (with Eddie Bracken starring) I'm not sure, but it is very fast.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, February 15, 2003 5:42 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His Girl Friday

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

This is the one screwball I could imagine liking.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

"The last man that said that to me was Archie Leach just a week before he cut his throat."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

xpost ... onstage, starring Angela Bassett.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxpost

Pleeeeease unpack that one, Morbs.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll contradict anything you write.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

It's a pretty faithful (aside from the gender switch) adap of a '28 play, ie pre-screwball.

wonder how many Ben Hecht-penned films I voted for

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

it's just I'm having trouble gauging exactly how much nostalgia is getting caught up in things. Particularly with people confidently stating that Coming to America is placing!

I think it's pretty clear that it does often play a factor for a lot of people, myself included. That said, Coming to America is pretty hilarious. Yes, even now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

when I saw The Front Page onstage, Roz Russell was played by Richard (John-Boy) Thomas. (John Lithgow a very nicely nasty Walter Burns -- who was orig played by Anthony Perkins' father.)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

There's not a single nostalgia-only vote on my ballot. Nostalgia is a facet of the appreciation I have for some of my picks, but I still appreciate those films as an adult (usually on a slightly different level than I did as a kid).

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

adap of a '28 play, ie pre-screwball

Oh, well no wonder.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

emil.y I love you for correcting my spelling re asses/arses

I knew it after I posted it, gah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Sure, I do think it is often a factor though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

I can't be the only one who feels sorry for Bruce.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

relevant quote from the Pinefox in the linked HGF thread:

General thought on HGF: "Why did such a consummate Movie Man as Hawks make a film [albeit adapated from a play] that eventually succumbs so heavily to Staginess?" The answer might be a path beyond auteurism.

― the pinefox

etc, Monday, 2 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

so "you imagine" liking it bcz you haven't seen it, ja? Into the rolltop desk with you. xxxxp

No, Ralph Bellamy IS sympathetic in his dunderhead roles! That's why it's funnier.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

I'm hard-pressed to think of a film adaptation of a play that doesn't succumb to staginess.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

there are hundreds

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Beverly Hills Cop, I was amazed when I watched Fincher's "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" to see Steven "Victor Maitland" Berkoff in there as Christopher Plummer and Stellan Skaaaaaarsgaaaaaard's attorney. I somehow assumed he had died.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

there are hundreds

...And yet 'truth bomb' is somehow an inadequate response?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

Still waiting for you to 'splain the rampant racism in Ghostbusters, btw. Unless you're just talking about that thing where they keep calling the ghosts "coloreds".

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

The movie's chief villain probably donated extensively to the Rainbow Coalition.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

ernie hudson is definitely not an equal to murphy, ackroyd or ramis in that film ... is that racist?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

ghostbusters is reaganite/ayn rand-freak-friendly in that the heroes are enterprising free-marketeers and one of the bad guys is with the EPA.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

I personally can't stand how Ghostbusters pushes its immoral pro-ghost fellatio agenda in your face.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters is more racist because more Canadians, duh.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

There's some solid "lol real estate in the '80s" jokes in the first 15 minutes.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

slimer sure loved eating dick ...

http://www.brokelyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/slimer.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Black dick, from the looks of it.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

also, ectoplasm is not-so-coded reference to "cum"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

This all flew way over my head in '84.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

The movie is grossly offensive to accountants and residents of Central Park West.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Shamefully, I have not seen all of His Girl Friday. I've seen enough of it to strongly consider voting for it anyway, but I held back.

emil.y, Monday, 2 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

the characters getting covered in Sta-Puft Marshmallow was obviously a bukkake reference.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

ghostbusters promotes typical negative stereotypes about gozerians

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

also promotes negative stereotypes of psychological experimenting models

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters implies Shuvs and Zuuls got lynched.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Back to the Future has kind of thrown me though - should we be expecting Beverly Hills Cop? Splash? Big?

Are you saying these movies are on par with one another?

I actually like(d) all 4 of those films and yes, they are roughly on a par with each other as Reagan-era studio product. OK, BttF is a little more daring (incest, Glover), and racist (Canadian dwarf invents Chuck Berry's sound).

can't imagine you've actually seen BttF since it came out, but early zemeckis was about a hundred times ahead of those other films in terms of craft, energy, you name it.

and for the thousandth time, calling something 'reaganite' or 'reagan-era' = NOT ACTUALLY CRITICISM.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

also negative hatespeech re dogs/cats living together

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

'animal crackers and the gold rush were mildly entertaining hoover-era studio product.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

They prefer to be called plus-sized slors now.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

it also misrepresents alternative energy sources (to wit, proton packs) thereby reflecting a pro-petroleum agenda.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

and for the thousandth time, calling something 'reaganite' or 'reagan-era' = NOT ACTUALLY CRITICISM.

the equiv of britishes tossing "Thatcherite" or "Tory" around

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Would you like some coffee, Mr. Tully?

Would I?

Yes, have some.

Yes, have some!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

It provides a context tho, however supposedly unnecessary, so that kinda is criticism.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
You're right, no human being would stack books like this.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

it's a lazy and extremely dubious form of criticism at best.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

i love how aykroyd is enough of a real geek/crackpot that he can come up with turns of phrase like "mass turbulence"

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--V9yGJLjej0/T01ayGcV8VI/AAAAAAAABBE/EHMD6KBl6rs/s1600/Taxi+Driver.jpg

#26

TAXI DRIVER

Martin Scorsese
1976
United States
(598 pts, 17 votes, 1 first place)

O_o
― SLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Thursday, April 22, 2004 4:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o_O O_o
― HI DERE, Monday, May 5, 2008 3:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o_O_o_O_O
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o_O O_o o_O O_o
― genital grinder (roxymuzak), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 3:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Monday, February 9, 2009 11:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Taxi Driver: Classic or dud

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

AP you better be trolling me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Nice try, dude.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

you can't snow the snowman

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

Day late and a dollar short, AP!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

FLAG POST

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

(I daresay we've all been on the lookout for a potential Inception analogue sneaking into these results.)

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pHgJ3.jpg

#26

BAD SANTA

Terry Zwigoff
2003
United States
(592 pts, 18 votes)

Easily the best Christmas comedy I've seen. Watch with a beer or three, but not the kids or parents
― W i l l (common_person), Wednesday, December 22, 2004 1:01 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha there were a disturbing number of kids in the theater the first time I saw this. Badder Santa has a bunch of amusing as hell bits.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, December 22, 2004 1:08 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really fucking funny
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, December 22, 2004 1:14 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more anal sex jokes?
― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, December 22, 2004 1:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BAD. SANTA.

Anyone seen Bad Santa?

bad santa "half" poll

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters clue: eye-bulgin' maid

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

DOUBLE FLAG POST

bleh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote for this, but better this than Elf.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ERIC

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters clue: eye-bulgin' maid

in a movie about ghosts? awful

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

really fucking funny
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, December 22, 2004 1:14 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was my #13. Better this than Elf is otm x1000.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters clue: eye-bulgin' maid

Of COURSE?! How could I have forgotten about the key scene where the minority maid asked the three white guys with nuclear reactors on their backs what the hell they were doing?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

ALL YOU ELF-HATERS WILL GET NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

SANTA HATES YOU ALL

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters clue: eye-bulgin' maid

Hmm. Spurious "observations" such as this tend to indicate what I like to call a Y.P.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

If Elf is funny, I have heard of a movie called The Santa Clause you might find amusing.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

even ethan would roll his eyes @ that one, morbz.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters clue: Sigourney Weaver moaning for a keymaster.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa is good and funny and it ended up at about the same spot in these results as it did on my ballot, but because a number of movies that were higher on my ballot are unlikely to place at this point, I think Bad Santa may have finished too high. If that makes sense.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

Elf is a better film really. It's a lot more difficult to do the kind of family-friendly stuff it does and still have the film be funny. Bad Santa takes what seems like a can't fail idea and fumbles the execution

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

I did not vote for Elf in this poll becuase it is a Christmas movie not a perennial comedy.

therefore: superior to your nasty-ass Bad Santa.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

and the apartment building looks shockingly phallic ... then again, so do 99.99% of the tall buildings in Manhattan (lol MAN-hattan).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

You have the rest of the day to discuss bad santa.

TOMORROW ---> 25-11!

WEDNESDAY ---> TOP TEN!!!

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

Hey VG!

http://i40.tinypic.com/34r7ep4.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

If Elf is funny, I have heard of a movie called The Santa Clause you might find amusing.

yeah but elf has james caan and bob newhart, plus ferrell and that girl whiney wants to drown aren't too bad in it

not that I voted for elf or anything but in the wide world of holiday dreck it's one of the less offensive options imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

ok tanx AP

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks AP!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

HEY ENBB

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-93X8u6KTfOw/TuecIXrjlRI/AAAAAAAADBo/40_UB50rXWg/s1600/coal.jpg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

I've never even made it all the way through Elf. Will F has grown on me since that first came out but only fairly recently. Maybe I'll try it again next year. I watched it the year it came out and just remember thinking it was moronic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously though BS is hilarious AND touching and I am glad I'm to see it place.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Elf to me is the perfect family-friendly Christmas movie in the spirit of the old Christmas movies of my childhood like Frosty and Rudolph etc.

it's the movie Santa Claus The Movie should have been but wasn't.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

and ED ASNER IS SANTA

I mean, if that's not the greatest casting ever then I don't know what to tell you

you're all grinches

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

rudolph was a drunkard (why do you think his nose was so bright red?) who liked to hang out w/ gay elves and physically/mentally-defective toys no kid in their right mind would want ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Elf has lots of good and funny bits but it just doesn't quite all hang together for me. It makes for good holiday viewing, though.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

borat and bringing up baby takes my grand total of placements to 12, which I guess isn't too bad for a ballot full of no-chance crap like forbidden zone and toto le héros

100 Singin' In The Rain
99 swingers
97 army of darkness
97 Network
94 Manhattan
94 Sullivan's Travels
94 Team America
93 Lost In America
92 There's Something About Mary
89 a serious man
89 pink flamingos
89 Trouble in Paradise
88 Delicatessen
87 A Night at the Opera (1935)
86 A Shot in the Dark
85 The Muppet Movie
84 Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
83 Princess Bride
82 Tootsie
81 Trading Places
79 Being There
79 National Lampoon's Vacation
76 The Blues Brothers
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
75 The Hudsucker Proxy
74 MASH
73 Mean Girls
72 Top Secret
71 Kung Fu Hustle
69 Modern Times
69 Wating for Guffman
67 A Hard Day's Night
67 Sherlock Jr
66 THE PHILADELPHIA STORY
65 A FISH CALLED WANDA
64 MY MAN GODFREY
63 EVIL DEAD II
62 THE MEANING OF LIFE
61 DUMB AND DUMBER
60 PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
59 KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS
58 THE LADY EVE
57 GHOST WORLD
56 DEAD ALIVE (BRAINDEAD)
55 THE KING OF COMEDY
54 ANIMAL HOUSE
53 O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
52 BRAZIL
51 THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
50 HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
49 CLUELESS
48 WAYNE’S WORLD
47 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
46 ZOOLANDER
45 THE APARTMENT
44 IN THE LOOP
43 THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
42 BACK TO THE FUTURE
41 FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
40 FARGO
39 THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF THE POLICE SQUAD!
38 PLAYTIME
37 SHAUN OF THE DEAD
36 THE PRODUCERS
35 BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR TO MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
34 HEATHERS
33 CADDYSHACK
32 DAZED AND CONFUSED
31 WITHNAIL AND I
30 BRINGING UP BABY
29 WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
28 BEST IN SHOW
27 HIS GIRL FRIDAY
26 BAD SANTA

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa "half" poll

RIP Bernie Mac

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

"family-friendly" ... if yer the MANSON family

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

anyway I don't want it to seem like I'm stanning for Elf to have a place in this poll. Like I said, it's a holiday movie it's not a comedy to me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

#1

CLEVERST JOKES

Austerity Ponies
2012
United States
(all the pts, 1 votes, 1 first place)

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Only one Woody Allen, 'Manhattan' back in 94. 'Annie Hall' to place for definite, top 10 probably. What else could make it, or is that it with vote splitting?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

so Blazing Saddles is going to show up at some point, right? I voted for Spaceballs and Men in Tights myself because I've seen them more times and I don't remember Blazing Saddles very well and I always want to punch Gene Wilder in his stupid face.

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

VG I almost voted for ELF. I bust a gut. Best WF.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

my Top 10 Audit:

#1: Ferris Bueller's Day Off (41st)
#2: Best in Show (28th)
#3: Fargo (40th)
#4: Network (97th)
#5: [definitely still to appear]
#6: [who knows if a voting bloc coalesced behind this]
#7: [not technically nominated, probably hopeless]
#8: [long shot mel brooks #1]
#9: [long shot mel brooks #2]
#10: [this had best be in the top 25 because it's amazing and probably I should've put this several slots higher]

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer young frankenstein to blazing saddles, but since that's a minority view i expect that the former won't show up and the latter will.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

I always want to punch Gene Wilder in his stupid face

That is v weird, silby, cuz his birth name is Jerry Silberman

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

^ I learned that just now yes!

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

YF and BS are both absolutely guaranteed to place high, c'mon

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

still want to punch his face, mostly for the really aggravating Willy Wonka movie xp

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer young frankenstein to blazing saddles, but since that's a minority view i expect that the former won't show up and the latter will.

Blazing Saddles vs Young Frankenstein

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

What kind of savage dislikes Gene Wilder ffs

polyphonic, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

*puts ball cap on backwards*

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

still want to punch his face, mostly for the really aggravating Willy Wonka movie xp

... which i would LOVE to see place, though it won't b/c it's not a LOL comedy -- not even among non-Morbz ILXors.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

What kind of savage dislikes Gene Wilder

someone who saw the films he did post-Brooks?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

maybe ILX is a really really weird outlier b/c outside of here blazing saddles gets more love from Joe Public than young frankenstein.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

I know who I want to punch in the face...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

a horse?

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

a camel ... she's the female Conan.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Imma give y'all the gift of judging my horrendous tastes early. Stuff that's definitely gonna place left blank, stuff with no chance at placing bolded:

1. The Great Muppet Caper (shedding legit tears over this criminal shutout)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7. (kinda hope this still shows up, because I feel like a shitstorm would result)
8.
9. The Muppet Movie
10. Fargo
11.
12.
13. Napoleon Dynamite
14. The Royal Tenenbaums
15.
16.
17. Being There
18. Brazil
19.
20.
21. (might show up)
22. Shaun of the Dead
23.
24. Wet Hot American Summer
25. I Heart Huckabees
26. Hot Rod
27. (might show up)
28. Dazed & Confused
29. Bridesmaids
30. Bad Santa
31. Sweet And Lowdown
32. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
33. (might show up)
34. (definitely showing up)
35. 9 To 5
36. Adaptation
37. Punch-Drunk Love
38. (might show up)
39. (might show up)
40. Dead Alive/Braindead
41. Idiocracy
42. (might show up)
43. (might show up)
44. (might show up)
45. Deconstructing Harry
46. (might show up)
47. (might show up)
48. Love and Death
49. Freddy Got Fingered
50. House Party

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

not to be a dick, but everyone posts their ballots at the end of these things, not sure why ppl keep doing partial progress reports every time there's a lull

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

she's the cat's mother Eisbaer iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

lulls lack lols

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'll take 'female conan' as a compliment. I do love hearing the lamentations of the women.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

Think there's still a small chance that 'Idiocracy' might place. Curious what number 7 is.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

I only posted my partial ballot because I felt like we were at a point where I could definitively rule out a significant portion of my ballot. And also because I am a masochist.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

My number 7 is one of my all-time favorite movies, but I know it's somewhat of a divisive movie on ILX (dunno why) and I'm sure some people would take umbrage to its placing in the top 25 comedy movies of all time.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

haha idiocracy? i mean it's good but no way

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'd rather partial ballots than half the lull-conversations that have come up itt. cf TAXI DRIVER for example.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

Is it SE7EN? xp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ "not to be dick"

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

I think I really appreciate what I foresee as the prescience of Idiocracy. Like, it's gonna seem positively prophetic in 100 years.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

just saw bridesmaids last night, funny and all but overlong and how the hell did it get an oscar nom for best screenplay?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

idiocracy ;_;

I did vote for Huckabees but you're right in that there's no way it'll place.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Is it SE7EN? xp

Close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQ7bmPjA8U

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

office space should make it ... the other Mike Judge film i'd love to see make it (though it won't) is beavis and butthead do america

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen Idiocracy. But I think I'm just being stubborn bc I have lots of friends who are like 'ohhh it's like watching the future man, it's so great'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

also, the chances of this poll remaining Robin Williams- and Kevin Smith-free are looking better and better every day!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah...no Williams, no Smith, no Sandler. we've been pretty lucky in some respects

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

think we can count on at least two from each in the top 25: allen, brooks, cohens, marx bros, python

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, I'm tellin' you...we're probably gonna see Sandler before the week is through.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

i voted Idiocracy pretty high up! not expecting to see it at this point tho.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

just saw bridesmaids last night, funny and all but overlong and how the hell did it get an oscar nom for best screenplay?

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, April 2, 2012 3:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

its a really good screenplay, is probably how

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Ed III: ppl cream themselves over any Hollywood comedy that's nominally brighter than Sandler playing twins. also, the Oscars suck.

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, I'm tellin' you...we're probably gonna see Sandler before the week is through.

are you threatening us, deric?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uzte1XHg-o4/SSCfx7ojSgI/AAAAAAAAAwI/kCv6vkNV12g/s400/Cornholio2.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

them's fighting words, Morbs

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters

well, now we know to not take Morbz seriously ever again when he berates us for our "juvenile" tastes.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

You took Morbs seriously?

polyphonic, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

really don't understand the continual Morbz standom for Clerks

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

the easiest way to tell a good dark comedy from a horrible one is "produced and/or directed by Danny DeVito." i wonder where Drowning Mona and Duplex rate on Morbs's all-time list.

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

I know better than to stan for anything Smith-related, even in Smith threads.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs - when was the last time you watched Clerks? it used to be one of my all-time fav movies back in college - but rewatching it a few years back i was squirming. not as good as i recalled and alot of the jokes were really flat. time has not done it justice imho. (it was still on my ballot tho)

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

dyson OTM re clerks ... and that's probably kevin smith's best joint.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

just saw bridesmaids last night, funny and all but overlong and how the hell did it get an oscar nom for best screenplay?

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, April 2, 2012 3:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

its a really good screenplay, is probably how

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 2, 2012 3:34 PM

too bad no evidence of this made it to the screen. it has its charms but they are not related to dialogue, plot, or character development.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

ya. it was a steady decline downhill after that.
xpost to E

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Clerks The Animated Series >>> Clerks

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

chasing amy > clerks imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Re: Bridesmaids, its a really good screenplay, is probably how

OTM. Aside from the disappointingly pat ending, it's one of the tighter and better-written comedies I've seen in years.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I'd prolly take Chasing Amy over Clerks.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

and I still really do love Clerks, I can rewatch it happily, there's not been much dropoff for me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

TT: prob '94 at the Museum of Modern Art (New Directors/New Films), one of its first showings after Sundance. Had no needle-drop music on the soundtrack. You understand, I don't think it's one of the 500 best comedies ever. It's just good.

Even a hack comic-book guy like K-Smit has one movie in him, and that was the one. also, Jersey.

Chasing Amy is super-lousy.

plz talk about odds of Holiday appearing now

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

kevin smith films are like the antithesis of cinema. can't believe anyone wd seriously get huffy about john landis or ivan reitman (let alone robert zemeckis) and rep for that bullshit.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters

So I guess if Clerks had also been a silent, it probably would've topped your list of post-WWII comedies?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

also, Jersey.

<3

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

J.D. OTM can barely call that shit "film"

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

the crude aesthetics of Clerks is a perfect match for the mise en scene of smelly, horny young men coping with dead-end jobs before the advent of the Internets

not so much with Matt Damon singing "Run's House"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa does not stand up well to repeated screenings.

Bernie Mac is perfect and I <3 Lauren Graham, but I could take or leave Billy Bob and the kid.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Smith is Exhibit A as to why i have a hard time taking hardcore comic book stans very seriously. thing is, i think that he actually has some talent as a storyteller -- in another person's hands, his films could be neat little suburban comedies of manners, and he even has ambition (even if his execution is a bit ham-handed). he's that kind of person we all know could do a bit better if, like, maybe he APPLIED and DISCIPLINED himself (like, less witless gross-out humor). his cinematography is pretty much the pits, though -- it might've been cute with clerks, but that was 15+ years ago man!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Chasing Amy doesn't look any worse than, say, Groundhog Day. (not saying it's remotely in the GD's league as a movie).

Mallrats is the only Smith I've seen that looks as bad as his reputation would have you believe.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

guess what dude, not all "hardcore comic stans" rate Kevin Smith

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Chasing Amy>Dogma>Clerks for me

but I'd also stan kinda hard for Clerks II if I was backed into a corner

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I like Mallrats quite a bit

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer, that's all pretty OTM except for the seeming non-sequitur about comic book fans.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

no matter how much I enjoy a lot of Kevin Smith's films, I am pretty much done with him now. Red State was fucking awful.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

kevin smith has written a couple comic books. in every case (at least that i've read) they were mediocre by even the shitty standards of most comic book releases.

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa does not stand up well to repeated screenings.

Bernie Mac is perfect and I <3 Lauren Graham, but I could take or leave Billy Bob and the kid.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, April 2, 2012 3:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WRONG.

I bought and watched it this past Christmas. Still awesome.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Dogma was dogshit. left the theater red with rage!

wow xposts

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

i was surptised tho, how much i enjoyed Jay & Silent Bob Strike back... in that i enjoyed it at all. watched the scenes that got cut - it could have been a *really* funny movie.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

haha oh man had totally forgotten this was even made

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

Aside from the disappointingly pat ending, it's one of the tighter and better-written comedies I've seen in years.

thinly drawn characters going through the motions on their way through a bunch of set pieces, some of which work, some of which don't (the competitive toast, wiig breaking laws in front of cop). perfunctory life lessons learned by all, yay. no real discernible diff between it and stuff like get him to the greek. didn't sense any level of depth whatsoever, whether in characterization or plot arc. and tight was not what I was thinking when it rolled past the 90 minute mark.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

that's the one where he auctioned the movie to himself iirc? xp

Mordy, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

i was the #1 vote for his girl friday fyi, its as close to a perfect movie as things get

light dipping assholes (jjjusten), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

Yeah, agree to disagree on most of those points, I guess.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

and now I will defy yr disbelief by stanning for chasing amy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

i was surptised tho, how much i enjoyed Jay & Silent Bob Strike back... in that i enjoyed it at all. watched the scenes that got cut - it could have been a *really* funny movie.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, April 2, 2012 4:07 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's pretty awful BUT IT HAS AN ORANGUTAN IN IT which means it gets hundreds of extra brownie points.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

DUNSTON CHECKS IN FOR #1

light dipping assholes (jjjusten), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Clerks > anything else Kevin Smith has ever done, for sure

and yeah, I like comic books and he is one of the worst people to write a comic book

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

good for you jjj, i'll buy ya a beer if I get to the TCs

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

JJJ I have no idea what that is but is there an orang utan in it? If so would probably watch.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

we shd def poll best character role in His Girl Friday

Alma Kruger vs Billy Gilbert vs Porter Hall vs John Qualen

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

no real discernible diff between it and stuff like get him to the greek

byoobs iirc

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

If I remember correctly I watched it while under the influence of painkillers, but I liked Get Him to the Greek.

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, for the sake of seeking some comedic parity, I wonder if you share my assertion that there isn't film comedy from the past decade that tops the best Scharpling & Wurster bits...

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

I have heard v little of S & W

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I thought you were a fan. My mistake. I must have incorrectly extrapolated from your general familiarity with WFMU.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Well, everyone itt could do worse than familiarizing themselves with Jon Wurster, who's one of the most brilliantly funny people currently producing material and who is also sadly unlikely to ever be in a movie.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

i idolize him as a drummer, always weirds me out how many people think of him primarily as someone who does comedy

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

0 for 10!

BORAT: GOOBLY GOOBLY KAZAKHSTAN - is nice, not a favorite thing, did not vote.
HEATHERS - at one time would have been a top ten favorite, but disliked it on a recent rewatch, so left it off my list. feel bad about this.
CADDYSHACK - a favorite from my pre-heathers years, weird to be reminded that chevy chase was once genuinely funny. didn't vote for it and feel fine about this.
DAZED AND CONFUSED - good movie, but nah.
WITHNAIL AND I - voted for how to get ahead in advertising instead. withnail's best moment and conclusion are inspired, but the in-betweens drag on terribly.
BRINGING UP BABY - one of the last films i cut, sadface.
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER - not funny.
BEST IN SHOW - funny, but not my thing.
HIS GIRL FRIDAY - just plain forgot to consider it, should have been in my top 25
BAD SANTA - hate this movie

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think of Wurster primarily as someone who does comedy. I acknowledge him as an effin' multi-talented renaissance man whose comedy, in particular, I am in awe of.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

I don't like the Scharpling and Wurster bits. :/

polyphonic, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

chasing amy is a deeply imperfect movie, but it's one made with a sense of passion, the act of someone so desperate to say something they have to blurt it out even if they don't possess the proper vocabulary. there's also a campiness that forgives its grubby edges and allows its amped up melodrama to work in a way smith couldn't recreate if he made 100 films. it's got an interesting take on sexual politics and slut-shaming, and adams' performance is a brave one. I've got a soft spot for it for personal reasons and it clearly has a number of aesthetic deficiencies, so mounting a grand and sustained defense doesn't make much sense, but I don't find it a movie without merit.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Adam's Rib
Billy Madison
Clue

Where are you?

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

it was col morbz in the library with the candlestick

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for Clue and hoped it would place but i gave up hope on that a while ago

some dude, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost contenderizer, I can think of someone else who drags on terribly. HOW DARE YOU

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

Edward III, that was a pretty good roundup of Chasing Amy - nicely done, sir

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

blades of glory isn't going to show is it?

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I'd say no but these results are all over the map

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, no, not at this point.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

How many Jon Heder movies does a list need?

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

at least one, apparently

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

what if it's a list of jon heder movies?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

that poor listmaker

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

thx vg... I guess it helps to have memories of chasing amy as a product of smith in his pre-fanboy-era

always appreciated the fairness of jim ridley's review of CA:
http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashville/amending-fences/Content?oid=1181231

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

blades is a ferrell movie.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

but heder's fine by me. nd got my vote.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

Withnail & I => a load of ARSE, indeed!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 April 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

I even enjoyed Zack and Miri Make a Porno. It's not one that I could rewatch, but I saw it in the theater and I dug it, and it felt to me about as close as he had gotten to telling an actual story with a beginning middle end, despite all the porny goings on around it.

He tends to have a lot of good sentimental heart to his stories, at least some of the older ones...he just gets, i dunno, embarrassed by it and then dudes it all up like an overdecorated christmas tree.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

ugh that movie was disgusting

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

the whole "I had an epiphany while being sensitively boned by Seth Rogen on a makeshift porn set" was so sad and unbelievable

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

meh I bought it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

and I like Seth Rogen so double there

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

I like Seth Rogen too!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

shakey was once sensitively boned by seth rogen on a makeshift porn set and had no such epiphany

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

so you can understand his position

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

after that movie the only position I was in was the fetal position

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

reverse cowgirl iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

the last kevin smith joint i watched in its entirety was jay & silent bob ... i might've smirked a little here and there, but no all-out laughter and more than a little disgust. caught bits and pieces of clerks II -- saw the Youtube video where jef anderson calls a Black customer a "porch-monkey" and read about their being a scene involving a donkey-show, my gag reflex kicked in and i refused to get back on the wagon. my resolve on that matter was so strong, that not even being stuck in Stockton, CA was enough to lure me into watching zack & miri (i instead watched quantum of solace and if that hadn't been available i would've watched the 2nd sisterhood of the traveling pants chick-shit instead of another Kevin Smith wankfest).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

Guess if I wanted Weekend at Bernie's to place I should have voted, huh?

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Watched Zack and Miri in bed w/ a girlfriend who hated my best friend (a girl, natch). Awwwwwkward.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

My prediction for the Top 10 (no order):

Groundhog Day
Annie Hall
Some Like It Hot
Dr. Strangelove
The Big Lebowski
Airplane!
This Is Spinal Tap
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Duck Soup
Blazing Saddles

But then I would have said Tootsie was a cinch before the countdown started.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

Swap out Fast Times (which may still show up, but I'm kinda doubting it at this point) and Blazing Saddles (which probably will show up, but maybe not in the top 10) with Ghostbusters and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and you might have it.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if Fast Times get Top 10

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

or what deric said without all the switcharoo stuff

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

Actually, I'd dispute about half of your list showing up in the top 10, but most will still make an appearance.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

I predict the top 10 will be pretty '80s heavy. Spaced Invaders for the win!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

What I reckon we have left to come:

60s
Dr. Strangelove
The Odd Couple

70s
Annie Hall
Blazing Saddles
Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Love and Death
Young Frankenstein

80s
Airplane
Coming To America
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ghostbusters
Raising Arizona
This Is Spinal Tap

90s
Austin Powers
Being John Malkovich
The Big Lebowski
Groundhog Day
Office Space
Rushmore
South Park

00s
Anchorman
Superbad

Which is 22, plus I suppose some of the older films that I know cock-all about: Duck Soup / The General / The Great Dictator / It Happened One Night / The Shop Around The Corner have all been mentioned as locks by various people, and I'm certainly willing to believe that the oldster block will produce another one that I've never heard of.

(Been idly putting the list together throughout the day - Clerks was on it until this just happened)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Oh, and of course that was released in 1990. Broke my own effing joke.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm pretty sure none of your list will make the top 10 with the exception of the stuff that will make it"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

Come on, guys. What about The Jerk?!?! And The Man With Two Brains (which I'm beginning to think might've been criminally underrepresented)!?!?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

You know, I just totally forgot about Love and Death. I'd love to see that show up, and should have voted for it myself--I think it's probably Woody's flat-out funniest film.

clemenza, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for weekend at Bernie's.

Jeff, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm pretty sure none of your list will make the top 10 with the exception of the stuff that will make it"

Ugh, you know what I mean despite my ability to write with clarity! I meant that most of clemenza's list will place in the results even if it isn't in the top 10 per se. Come on!</gobbluth>

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

You know, I just totally forgot about Love and Death. I'd love to see that show up, and should have voted for it myself--I think it's probably Woody's flat-out funniest film.

I voted for it. I don't think it has a chance at this point.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

<3 deric

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

Serious doubts about a bunch of those, Andrew. Plus its missing movies I thought were surefire placers like Boogie Nights and Joe versus the Volcano

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

Just curious: what does the phrase "surefire placers" translate to in English?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

Because it looks like English, but it apparently means the opposite of the English phrase?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

???

means "guaranteed to place"

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

Sigh. My jokes have lost all efficacy.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

It means I am being gently trolled for my sureties by llb.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

Aw I wasn't really trying to troll. I really thought JvtV had a huge following here (and desperately hoped that Austin Powers didn't place)

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

does Joe Vs The Volcano have a huge following anywhere?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I know ILX is challops central but surely they wouldn't take it that far, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

It has a cult following but the idea it would get anywhere near the upper reaches of this poll is pretty mental

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I didn't think you were trying to troll, llb. I was just clowning you. I did vote for one of your picks, and it's the one that I mentioned earlier might cause a ruckus if it shows up at this point.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

your efficacious jokes at work (joeks bruv I love you)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

Thought anchorman had already placed?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

not yet

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

dun dun DUN

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Oh god. that's going to be the top placing '00s comedy?!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

i know this is possibly the most controversial statement made yet in this thread, but my favorite part of these polls is when people start to try and figure out what must be coming up in the top ~10 or 20 or so

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

Nah this is fun

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

my list, where we're at right now & how i think it will play out:

1. Definitely will make it -- dunno if it'll be in Top 10
2. Y'all definitely don't think it's a comedy -- will be shocked if it makes it.
3. See #2, above.
4. Not only will make it, it will be in Top 10
5. Brazil (#52 in poll)
6. Not a chance in the world -- LOL 2000s.
7. My Man Godfrey (#64 in poll)
8. Manhattan (#94 in poll)
9. The Producers (1968) (#36 in poll)
10. 50/50 shot at making the Top 25
11. Singin' in the Rain (#100 in poll)
12. See #10, above.
13. See #4, above.
14. Sullivan's Travels (#94 in poll)
15. Network (#97 in poll)
16. See #10 in poll.
17. In a better world -- LOL 1960s.
18. See #2, above.
19. Not a chance in the world -- LOL Frenchies.
20. I think ILX is Cary Grant-ed out.
21. See #10, above.
22. LOL Morbz bait -- no fuckin' way.
23. Borat (#35 in poll)
24. Maybe #10, but I realistically put the odds b/w 25%-50%.
25. Nope, y'all love it but don't think it's a comedy lol late 1990s.
26. His Girl Friday (#27 in poll)
27. To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch) (#76 in poll)
28. A long shot, but most likely not too dark for all y'all.
29. A Hard Day's Night (#67 in poll)
30. A Night at the Opera (#87 in poll)
31. Being There (#79 in poll)
32. In a better world, not on this poll.
33. 0% chance -- not even Morbz loved this one enough to vote for it.
34. 100% chance of being in Top 25; 50/50 in Top 10.
35. Caddyshack (#33 in poll)
36. This poll is Preston Sturges-ed out. Not gonna push my luck.
37. A long shot, but most likely not.
38. Back to the Future (#42 in poll)
39. LOL silent film star in a talkie. Not gonna happen.
40. Bringing Up Baby (#30 in poll)
41. Surprised it hasn't made it already ... since it hasn't, I'd be shocked if it's in the Top 25.
42. The Lady Eve (#58 in poll)
43. Rodney already represented, and admittedly it's kinda shit but I heart it too much to not put in a vote.
44. The funniest thing this dude ever did, but won't appear on this poll.
45. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (#76 on poll)
46. ILX doesn't love this lot this much.
47. In a better world.
48. Would've been better in the action movies thread.
49. LOL Britishes -- not gonna happen.
50. SO not gonna happen -- LOL late 1980s.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

the jerk is the only movie left in my ballot's top 10 that i'm worried might not occupy one of the remaining spots. grandma's boy, orgazmo, and bill & ted's excellent adventure i am certain at this point weren't in the top 100.

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

i'm kind of worrying now about mel brooks' votesplitting also

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

And yeah I hope Love & Death will get an unsplit vote for his earlier, funnier stuff.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

Oh god. that's going to be the top placing '00s comedy?!

Sure, what else would it be?

I, too, love all this trying to suss out the final picks.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

no pee-wee herman, either ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

based on the assumption that it won't make it, my biggest shock in this poll is History of the World Pt I which i thought was Holy Grail level of canon. of course, i forgot to vote for it too (would've been in my top 20 at least) so i guess what i'm saying is that i'm the asshole here.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

I'd bet money I don't have to bet that The Jerk will show up.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

based on everyone's responses in the noms + voting threads i think big adventure is a good bet for top 10 (likely multiple number one votes)

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

History of the World has Jackie Mason cooties.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

i hope yer right, NZA, though i suspect that if big adventure hasn't made it yet then it most likely won't at this point. unless i'm blissfully unaware of ILX being a hotbed of Peewee love.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

I particularly love it because the picks are so all over the place, we have a decent chance of heading into Wednesday with 11 locks for 10 places.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

the inquisition! here we go. the inquisition! no, no, no. i bet you're wishing that we'd go away... but the inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

There is also no way that Pee-Wee doesn't show up to the party.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

I have literally never heard anyone suggest that I should watch History of the World Pt I.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, and if I had, I probably would've dismissed them why because Mel Brooks doesn't look intersting

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

love history of the world but for it to make top 25 over young frankenstein or blazing saddles is ridiculousness

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

I have literally never heard anyone suggest that I should watch History of the World Pt I.

you should watch history of the world pt. 1

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

that movie is classic. also, gregory hines! also, "JEWS IN SPACE."

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

HITLER ON ICE

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

it's not top 20 material over blazing saddles or young frankenstein (even tho i like it better than both), but it has a place on a top 100 comedy list imo (at least in my top 100 comedy list). also, i don't know if this is controversial or not, but it seems to me like a world without mel brooks is a world without WHAS

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure there are ilxors who would be glad to not have either

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, I'm open to a Mel Brooks recommendation that might convince me that working on sitcoms during the '70s and '80s wouldn't have better suited his comedic predilections.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

(Cue angry M. Brooks fans.)

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

i've never seen a mel brooks sitcom so i can't speak to the veracity of that statement but i greatly enjoyed his films as a child

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

JEWS IN SPACE

HITLER ON ICE

Yeah, that movie has about 4 laughs and saved two of them for the last 90 seconds. I bet that turd is the only thing most of you have seen Sid Caesar in.

Woody refers to Love and Death as his most blatant "Bob Hope movie."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

uh, Grease, doofus.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, was gonna mention that as another waste....

i've never seen a mel brooks sitcom

sure?

http://www.timelife.com/webapp/wcs/stores/content/TimeLife/us/images/21481-9_400.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

in the '70s, however, Mel's only TV effort lasted half a season.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Things_Were_Rotten

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

Reading this speculation is so fun when you know what's to come.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't realize he wrote Get Smart! otm re him being better on tv in that case

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

Sid Caesar? Wasn't she in Singin' In The Rain?

I probably would've been legitimately okay if Love and Death had been the only WA film to place.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

Mel did not do anything but "co-create" Get Smart w/ Buck Henry, so I think they might've just written the pilot.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

next, we're gonna be chided for preferring Jackie Gleason in "the honeymooners" instead of "life of riley" -- or better yet, for not preferring Art Carney to Jackie Gleason (though this is a respectable opinion).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not sure enough was made of this really

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

btw, Jackie Mason is at least as funny a bigoted Catskills comedian as Rodney Dangerfield. The very sound of his vocal staccato is ALL TIME!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

who knew a thread dedicated to comedy could get so joyless?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, if you aren't deriving joy from this thread, that sounds like another Y.P.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:20 (thirteen years ago)

Rodney Dangerfield is also excellent! Back to School is a classic.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

I just remembered yesterday that Rover Dangerfield was a thing that happened.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

easy money wasn't that good, though ... not even w/ co-star Joe Pesci.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

jackie mason was krusty's rabbi dad on the simpsons!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

speaking about Joe Pesci ... was my cousin vinny a choice in the poll?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

Sid Caesar? Wasn't she in Singin' In The Rain?

I probably would've been legitimately okay if Love and Death had been the only WA film to place.

― Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, April 2, 2012 6:11 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's near-perfect trolling, sir. nicely done!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

I barely remember him in The Jerk

xxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

I do try. In the hopes of one day succeeding.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for weekend at Bernie's.

lol so did i

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

oh Lamp

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

back at the beginning of all this i thought that was likely to place i mean not in the top half or anything but like @ #86 or w/e right around where borat should be

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

I have literally never heard anyone suggest that I should watch History of the World Pt I.

They're nuts! N-V-T-S nuts!

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

I've given up hope that Fear of a Black Hat will place.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

baffled by the lack of Woody so far. where are ANY of the early, funny 70s comedies??

piscesx, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

Tarfumes otm

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

I bet that turd is the only thing most of you have seen Sid Caesar in.

Well, Silent Movie, et al.

(Both of which I think i voted for.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Santa does not stand up well to repeated screenings.

once a yr @ xmas, it owns

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Grease, Alice in Wonderland tv movie, and Airport 1975!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no! I knew I forgot something for my ballot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MLwPW86Rs

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

<3 all time

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

except we would be banned from voting for it bc its TV :(

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

Brief theatrical release for the sake of Oscar consideration, iirc. Didn't it win Best Picture in '85? Or was that D.A.R.Y.L.?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure that was Police Academy 2

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

I'm totally confused at this point -- I would have thought Airplane! an absolute lock for top 10, but that's because I think of it as completely canonical in the same sense as Animal House. It'll surely place but now I wonder whether it'll fall lower.

I also thought that Spinal Tap was top 10 for sure, but I thought it was agreed upon by all that Spinal Tap >>>>> every other C Guest mockumentary, and given the amount of love for "Best In Show" displayed itt I'm wondering whether that's true.

Surprised that Coming to America is considered sure to place; I thought everyone rated Trading Places higher.

Have lost hope for Diner and Repo Man and Stranger than Paradise and my #3 pick, but since I'm not willing to admit I live in a world where neither my #1 nor my #3 make the top 100, I'm still holding out hope for my #1.

It would be bad if Superbad and 40-yo-virgin placed but the deeper Knocked Up didn't. It would be bad if Fargo and Big Lebowsky placed and the, well, not exactly deeper, but somehow more wonderful Raising Arizona didn't place.

Groundhog Day will win, I think -- easy to see it picking up som #1s, and the other contenders have too many people who haven't watched them or who've watched them but don't like them. I've never heard anyone say Groundhog Day is a fraud. Only chance of losing is if some don't feel it's a "real comedy."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

If Repo Man doesn't place, punk is dead.

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

INCONCEIVABLE

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

it happened one night?

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane will place, Coming To America won't, Superbad might, 40-Year-Old Virgin already has.

Groundhog Day won't win, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was top 5. Or if another Bill Murray movie took the top spot...

I have no idea about Raising Arizona.

And punk is definitely dead.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

Or if another Bill Murray movie took the top spot...

Space Jam?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

i would not be surprised at this point if lost in translation was #1

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

Oh fuck

I hadn't considered the possibility of no Repo Man

That can't happen

There's no way

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

airplane, spinal tap, repo man, raising arizona all likely to place imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

history of the world part 1 lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

Don't forget The Twelve Chairs!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe I'm just too pessimistic but I feel like "people who haven't seen Repo Man" + "people who don't think of Repo Man as a comedy" = hard to see it in top 25.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, there are just too many obvious picks MIA at this point for Repo Man to make it, I think.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

Don't think I'm not crying about the impending American Psycho shutout.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

but I guess it might just be like, I'm thinking about Repo Man, and then the poll will say, REPO MAN, out of the blue, no explanation.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

Stranger things have happened. I never thought Taxi Driver would place, but the true fans made a fool out of me.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

Repo Man HAS to place

It is a touchstone of 80s punk rock comedy nuclear fallout alien amazingness

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

AND IT'S THE GREATES THING EMILIO ESTEVEZ HAS EVER DONE

IT'S WHY I GIVE HIM. A FREE PASS IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER MOVIE

BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING OTTO

*cries*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

"place" means come in 3rd, btw, u nitwits

also looking fwd to pumping up Edgar G Ulmer in the horror poll

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

I know the distinction is important to you, Morbs, but none of the rest of us have money riding on these horses.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:37 (thirteen years ago)

placing

present participle of place (Verb)

Verb:

1. Put in a particular position.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

"place" means come in 3rd, btw, u nitwits

Sort of can't believe I'm saying this, but having spent a lot of time at the dog track when I was a kid, let me assure everyone that I know what "place" means in racing, and it means come in 1st or 2nd. Perhaps Morbs was thinking of "show."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

"place" means come in 3rd, btw, u nitwits

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 2, 2012 9:31 PM

wr2 to racing, to place is to come in 2nd, to show is to come in 3rd, nitwits, etc

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

as eephus! sez

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

i, uh, did everything i possibly could to make sure that repo man would win, place or show. still hoping...

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

Ballot tampering?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

I don't care it if it comes 25th

It just needs to show up

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)

If you didn't at least hack someone's email, you have no one but yourself to blame.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

Marx Bros At The Circus was on TCM the other night, I had the foresight to record it and am watching it now hoping it will help rid me of a godawful headache

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 06:10 (thirteen years ago)

Ballot tampering?

i'm not really that smart

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

also looking fwd to pumping up Edgar G Ulmer in the horror poll

Looking forward to it as well.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

yay!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

I'll open that poll on Wednesday or Thursday because I don't want to wait for permission.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

Sweeeeeeet.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)

in the last week or so that this poll has been running, new sequels have been announced for both Anchorman and Dumb & Dumber. there's probably not any movie on this list that would be guaranteed a worthwhile sequel but i guess odds are better for those than most at this point.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

I have little hope for the Dumb & Dumber sequel considering what the Farrellys have been producing for the last decade. Ferrell and McKay are still fairly reliable so that one has a chance of being good i guess

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

D&D did a prequel before the sequel? Odd.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

that was a studio cash grab. No involvement from any of the original team

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

while the sequel is being made purely for artistic reasons of course

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

lotta sequels to Jim Carrey movies without Carrey in 'em (D&D, The Mask, Bruce Almighty)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

He's the Paul Verhoeven of rubberfaced jackasses.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/a9tNi.jpg

#25

SUPERBAD

Greg Mottola
2007
United States
(611 pts, 21 votes, 1 first place)

Maybe "sexist" is going a bit far, but they treated all the female characters in this movie like shit.
I know, I know... they wrote it when they were teenagers, blah blah blah. Would it have killed them to have developed at least one female character worth caring about?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 7:33 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think they (being the two or three main characters) treated all the female characters with complete incomprehension. Which I think was the idea. I did not come away thinking that even the Jonah character was going to grow up to treat women shitty. Seriously, the first time he gets into any kind of relationship whatsoever with a real-life female, the first thing he's going to have is shock, with awe following close behind. He needs a few smacks upside his head, but he'll get 'em, and turn out ok. And anyway the movie is not about the girls, it's about the guys. One of the main points of the movie is how guy-centric their whole world is, how each-other-centric, how goddamn GAY they really are for each other. And you know, that's what it's like when you're a dork in high school, and you have one best friend, and both of you are still scared of girls. It's okay in this movie that the girls are the other. It only makes sense.
― crusty but benign (kenan), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 8:10 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And also the movie didn't treat them like shit even if (and it's a big if) the characters do.
― Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 8:18 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn' think this movie was sexist, and i laughed a ton, especially at the period scene!
― cameron carr, Thursday, October 9, 2008 2:58 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The characters don't treat women like shit; they talk about women in objectifying terms TO EACH OTHER, but when actually confronted with women at any stage of real events, they either collapse (the headbutt) or become chivalrous (the non-event seduction). There are no fully-developed female characters in the film because a; there are very few fully-developed characters AT ALL, and b; the movie is, bar cop sub-plot, exclusively about Seth & Evan, neither of whom are girls.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, October 9, 2008 4:46 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, that. They're they're not full developed characters by adult standards because part of the character is that there is not a fully developed adult personality behind it. The cops are funny like that. They're kids, too, but they have no excuse.
― crusty but benign (kenan), Thursday, October 9, 2008 6:57 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The characters don't treat women like shit; they talk about women in objectifying terms TO EACH OTHER, but when actually confronted with women at any stage of real events, they either collapse (the headbutt) or become chivalrous (the non-event seduction).
Yeah, this is key and one of this movie's biggest strengths over other movies about teenage boys; it acknowledges that even the sensitive nerdy guys that aren't getting any still obsess over sex and say disgusting shit about girls to each other.
― some dude, Thursday, October 9, 2008 7:42 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people calling apatow movies sexist when they are so obviously so much better about that stuff than pretty much 99% of all comedies out there baffles me
― s1ocki, Thursday, October 9, 2008 6:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where is a serious ILXor who aims to anticipate Superbad?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

smh

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

No antipathy toward that one on my part. But wtf with that 1st place vote?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iKW3X.jpg

#24

BILL AND TED”S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

Stephen Herek
1989
United States
(615 pts, 19 votes, 1 first place)

It's one of the only films my dad agreed to go see in the theatre with us when I was a child, that's how powerful it is. I mean, just look at the few things he's agreed to see this year: Josie and the Pussycats, and....erm, Josie and the Pussycats. Just one. He's a discerning customer, goddamnit. No, wait, he saw that war movie with Jude Law in it too.
The best part of the film is clearly when Bill thinks Ted is dead but then he's not and they hug. It's fantastic.
― Ally, Sunday, June 10, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bill and Ted is beyond classic. Mind you, the sequel is classic too esp. for giving The Grim Reaper a wedgie and Evil Bill and Ted playing basketball with each others heads.
― Michael, Sunday, June 10, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mmmmm. It's looking a *bit* dated now. Still funny in places. I too love the dead-Bill scene: "Don't be dead, dude!"
And the bit where they ask that woman: "When did the Mongols rule China?" and she goes: "How should I know? I only *work* here!" Heheh.
AND! The bit where Ted catches Bill letching at his own Mother: "She's your *Mom*, dude!"
So many bits...
― DavidM, Sunday, June 10, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Dude, your mom is totally hot." "Shut up Ted." "No, seriously. Remember when we were sophomores and she was a senior?" "Shut up Ted." "Remember when I asked her to junior prom?" "SHUT UP TED!!!!!!!"
― Ally, Monday, June 11, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3 months pass...

hey if anyone has a wav of them saying 69 dude send it to me i will be very greatful.
― Dave, Sunday, September 16, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 month passes...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Classic or Beyond Classic?

Favourite historical figure from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" ?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

wow, didn't see that one coming. it beat Wayne's World! weird.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

Bogus Journey >>>>>>>> Excellent Adventure imo

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

CORRECTION: #24 ---> BILL AND TED”S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer Bogus Journey too

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Um, no and no. WTF?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

I genuinely have no idea where these results are going at this point.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

I guess this is the point where I start taking umbrage, though. How on earth do Superbad and Bill and Ted's Anything Anything fall into the top 25 comedy films of all time?! THE BALLOTS ARE BROKEN! DO OVER!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

Hang on, don't you have terrible taste, though?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

I strongly suspect that many of the votes for this movie came from people who have not re-watched it lately. Though Bogus Journey definitely still holds up.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

i agree with deric but he has to know he's not the right guy to put his foot down on this

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Hang on, don't you have terrible taste, though?

Well, of course, but that doesn't hamper my umbrage taking.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Delighted to see Bill and Ted turn up - it was my #13, but I'd completely given up on it. Funny and smart and inventive - did it have any ancestors at all, it seemed out of nowhere at the time?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

come on, guys, just be excellent to each other

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

yay Bill & Ted (didn't vote for it, but can't knock it)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

B&T placing ahead of BTTF seems all sorts of rong.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

also lol this thread's biggest napoleon dynamite stan taking umbrage @ superbad and bill & ted.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

totally (xpost to eric)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Affable idiots >> over-confident jackhole

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

can we stop talking about morbz please?

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

bill&ted's more overtly a comedy though, i suspect BTTF would get more votes in an overall movies poll

ciderpress, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

lol at characterizing Marty McFly as "overconfident."

Marty McFly: All right Jennifer. What if I take the tape in and they don't like it? What if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get out of here kid. You've got no future." I just don't think I can handle that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

BTTF was near the bottom of my ballot; Superbad and B&TEA were not anywhere near it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

i thought that was re: conversation upthread about napoleon dynamite being a confident character

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, it's been like a decade since I last watched the Bill and Teds, but at the time I was totally like "mehhhhhhhh".

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, got it. xp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Has anyone mentioned yet that ND is terrible?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

yes, but not enough

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cNYTR.gif

#23

REPO MAN

Alex Cox
1984
United States
(616 pts, 19 votes, 2 first place)

fucking brilliant
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:46 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post
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i love this movie more than life itself
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Over-rated. Alex Cox - the indie Micheal Winner (in terms of quality of film only, not table manners etc).
― DavidM, Friday, August 31, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of the great movies of all time. Over.rated.my.arse, DavidM are you that Scottish cunt that presents films on the BBC? ;)
Filled with so much classic lines. I watched Repo Man so many times with a friend that we know all the dialogue by heart and still use a lot in conversation. Say somebody drops a beer: "Somebody piss on the floor again."
toking on a joint: "What's in the car? Drugs? Hermanos Rodriguez don't do drugs."
"Get in the car white boy"
"Otto?!? Otto Parts?".
"Eh pappa es un gringo en la calle con su coche!"
and the of course the whole "John Wayne was a fag" thing.
― Omar, Sunday, September 2, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where noise-boys and glam fans and punks hold hands and sing, this movie.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, August 29, 2004 2:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't forget Emilio Estevez fans.
And, oh yeah, CLASSIC. I agree with whoever said it's Cox's best. Sid and Nancy can lick my left one.
― Harold Media (kenan), Sunday, August 29, 2004 4:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's do a crime
― into the young coconuts (gbx), Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lets get sushi . . . and not pay
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No communists in my car...no christians either!
― no i am not seXy for wanyone else but myself. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

repo man c/d

"REPO MAN" soundtrack: Classic or Dud

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

Holy crow!

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Michael J Fox doesn't exactly sell that line though, since he is Michael J Fox. Who I suppose someone is about to tell me is not smug. Good thing I brought that whiskey to work!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

didn't see this one coming ... good choice (also not on my ballot ;_; )

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Repo Man a lot when I saw it as a kid but I do not remember a single thing from it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

i'm also fond of the bill & ted sequel, which is actually quite underrated.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously, Little Monsters could show up at number one now and I couldn't be less baffled. Not ripping on Repo Man, btw, which I'm actually okay with placing! Just...well, I guess I'm okay with some top 20 picks I don't agree with as long as the home stretch of the results continue to be completely batshit.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

I totally voted for Repo Man. Fairly highly iirc.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

I also voted for Superbad which is really damn funny. Suck it, Deric.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

;)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

ned said it best, above:

Where noise-boys and glam fans and punks hold hands and sing, this movie.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, August 29, 2004 2:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

repo man gif a+

watched it a couple years ago, it holds up surprisingly well. what's interesting is how it revels in teen angst but doesn't succumb to it, unlike say, heathers.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

"Hey buddy! How you doing? Huh? Hey don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. Heh. Listen I think I left a book of matches over in your office over there. You want to go and check for me huh?"

"Sure thing!"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

The thing is, I don't even have a problem with Superbad! I liked it! I'm just consistently baffled by how massively overrated the Apatow-niverse tends to be. Like, they're just decent comedies, errrbody. Let's rein it in with the praise just a scooch.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

great work on the pics, poly

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

yeah Superbad is definitely overrated as fuck

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

I would agree with you there on all the others but I think SB is exceptionally funny.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

i would not hire someone to go to other peoples' homes to snap their Apatow DVDs in half.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

I cut off at #26 yesterday for obvious reasons, but in part so I could open up this morning with these three.

I have some work-related-activities, and will be back @ 11ish CST.

Digest.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

thanks as always AP

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

YAAAAAY. All three of these were on my ballot, with Repo Man >>> Bill & Ted's >>> Superbad, of course. I am one of those who hasn't rewatched B&T since seeing it in the theatre and it's totally possible I wouldn't rate it if I saw it now -- but in some sense that's because the things that were novel at the time no longer are.

No better epigraph for the rest of this poll than "Let's go do some crimes."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

haha AP is just chumming the water now

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks so much, Ponies!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Brilliant screencap on that one.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah screencap is a+ work.

Out of those three I did not vote for B&T but not because it's not excellent as it most certainly is. TBH I sort of dropped the ball there and forgot about it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

"You're All Right!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

to back up to one of yesterday's movies (namely, Borat): i was just approached in Midtown Manhattan by someone looking for the Uzbeki consulate.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

Repo Man is more surreal than lol funny. Its been a long time tho'.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

to back up to one of yesterday's movies (namely, Borat): i was just approached in Midtown Manhattan by someone looking for the Uzbeki consulate.

Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan are different nations, you racist!

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

What about durkadurkastan?

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

and Borat makes fun of Uzbekis!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Repo Man is more surreal than lol funny. Its been a long time tho'.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:04 AM (8 minutes ago)

about as surreal as any python flick

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

also, funny

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

prolly would've been lower on my ballot based on memory, but since I watched it recently it ended up at #12. suggest rescreen to all.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

I DESPISE Python! Just in case it ws meant to be any recommendation..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

about as surreal as any python flick

okay I don't really remember Repo Man but I am pretty sure it doesn't have any scenes like the historical recapper getting his throat cut, or a bunny savaging a group of knights, or a bunch of nightmarish grotesques reciting a poem about finding fish, or a sequence where a singing man convinces a woman to have her organs removed for donation while she's still alive

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

haha okay I just read the plot synopsis and apparently I don't remember the second half of Repo Man at all

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

whether you despise them or not, I assume you recognize monty python as existing within the realm of comedy

python's even more surreal, but repo man gets pretty weird! I guess all I'm saying is that repo man isn't just weird, it's funny too.

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

Bill and Ted was high on my list. And I did re-watch it recently - it totally stands up. So classic and still really, really funny.

franny glass, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

there's a sequel to repo man??????????????????????????

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo_Chick

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

whether you despise them or not, I assume you recognize monty python as existing within the realm of comedy

Certainly seen as that, but curiously enough none of their output is ever repeated on TV...wonder why? Apart from Life of Brian, that is, although the controversy at the time helped.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

Repo Man gif going some way to remedy my despair at the increasing inevitability of these poll results being terrible overall and not just having a few wtf choices peppered in.

emil.y, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

curiously enough none of their output is ever repeated on TV...wonder why?

I . . . what?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

have not seen superbad. bill and ted is obv impossible to bear ill will for but i'd forgotten it existed for years. repo man was in my top 10. movie's so close to being sui generis it feels like an important cultural artifact (not that this is worth any points on the universal comedy scale). there's something like four different monologues that are funnier and more genuinely weird than almost any tarantino. i love all the surreal background details that are always slightly unseating the world (this kinda thing on a much lower level is one of the reasons i voted for josie). and the last scene (but what about our relationship?) when estevez doesn't have to think very hard to decide how obligated he feels to the barbarian planet he's been trapped on, is as cruel as beckett. pretty good.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

that "almost" should not be in that sentence about tarantino either

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

REPO MAN
REPO MAN
REPO MAN

Anyone decrying the awesomeness of this movie having not watched it in a very long time: stfu and go watch it again!!! REPO MAN RULES FOR LIFE, you cannot unawesome the awesomeness of this movie

and it's funny

and OTTO

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

And Bill and Ted toooooooooooootally deserve #25. It's an all time great.

Had wooden teeth! Chased moby dick!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

dunno if i agree that repo man is sui generis, at least not in comparison to other Alex Cox films. if yer going outside of Alex Cox films, though, you may have a point.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

Bill and Ted made standing in a Circle K parking lot a culturally significant rite of passage for me, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

which one is it? xp to dlh

i typed up my top ten in abanana's nifty format and then realized that since only one of them has made it so far the list is just me being uselessly coy but here it is anyway:

01. (has a shot, fingers crossed)
02. (will appear)
03. (will appear)
04. (could still appear but may have died at the hands of preston sturges vote-splitting)
05. (will probably appear)
06. The Lady Eve #58
07. (might appear, amongst much "i'd never think of this as a comedy" talk, although it's old and french and i kinda think it woulda showed already)
08. (will appear unless you guys all totally dropped the ball)
09. (will appear)
10. (wasn't nominated and isn't even really a movie)

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

re bill & ted: few scenes in any movie made me laugh as hard as Genghis Khan being let loose in a sporting goods store or Napoleon being let loose on an Action Park-style waterslide. maybe i should've voted for the film after all ;_;

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to go away and google sui generis so I can follow along with what you are all talking about.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

sui generis = 'without genre' that's how I always read it, at least

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, so glad to see Bill & Ted place high

Chris S, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

it was #9; i was confident enough not to qualify "will appear" cuz ilx is built on ilm

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

I have a copy of Repo Man but I've never watched it. If there is no football on tonight, I think'll crack it out.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

curiously enough none of their output is ever repeated on TV...wonder why?

you make a good point, the sign of quality comedy is that it is repeated on TV. brb, stop or my mom will shoot is coming on now.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

eisbaer is right about alex cox. i guess repo man is the one that brushes against the mainstream. people see sid and nancy but that's not weird like repo man is. (or maybe it is.)

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

also, bill & ted has itself become a celluloid time-capsule for late 1980s/pre-Nirvana teen America -- i think that all of the shitty hair metal that these guys loved may've been what kept the film offa my ballot in the end.

also true/false: if there had been no bill & ted would there have been a beavis & butthead?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

That's a poorly formed true/false question, inasmuch as it is a question and thus can't be assigned a truth value.

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

OK get rid of the true/false part of the question -- grammar pedant.

:-)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

I detect a bit of sarcasm in your agreement w/my point but really, all I've seen is the odd piece celebrating Python's so called genius.

Lots of genuinely funny older comedy is repeated on TV, actually a good test. xposts

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCehmc_YrEI

Chris S, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Do you distrust your own taste so much that you have to defer to the programming choices of your local PBS station to identify comedy?

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

also, bill & ted has itself become a celluloid time-capsule for late 1980s/pre-Nirvana teen America

only reason to rate it imo: B&T is like River's Edge reimagined as a madcap science fiction adventure comedy. I wished I had remembered to put it on my ballot

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Eisbaer don't make me hurt you. YOU LEAVE BILL AND TED'S SHITTY HAIR METAL OUT OF THIS.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Often confirmed when I do seek it out. xxp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Lots of genuinely funny older comedy is repeated on TV, actually a good test.

Not on any channel that's not called "Nick at Nite" or "TV Land," it isn't.

In any case, BBC America and the Independent Film Channel still air "Flying Circus" so.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

"OK, guys, we have a one-hour block here that we need to fill with something syndicated, and we really need to increase our numbers in the 18-24 demo. Who's got the rights to 'Make Room for Daddy?'"

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

lost boys is another lol late 1980s/pre-Nirvana teen America time-capsule movie that is also marred by its lol soundtrack (and by being directed by Joel Schumacher).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

I think you mean LOL Schumacher.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

doesn't "The Lost Boys" soundtrack have Echo & the Bunnymen covering "People Are Strange" on it

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

ugh Eisbaer you need to stop talking about music right now or I'm going to kill you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

Echo and the Bunnymen, Lou Gramm sings the theme song and let us not forget the saxophonic majesty of "I Still Believe"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Roger Daltrey – 6:09

what the

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

the Bunnymen song is OK (not their best cover song), have forgotten the Lou Gramm theme song (is it as good as "midnight blue"?) and the "saxophonic majesty" of "i still believe" is, um, something.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

I think you mean LOL Gramm.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

the Lou Gramm song is almost as good as Midnight Blue -- and for a nice change it's a movie theme song that includes the title in the song, which is a cheesy note that I appreciate very much

I Still Believe is awesome. Go soak yr head.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

and let's not forget GOOD TIMES BY INX AND JIMMY BARNES

how dare you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

all i remember about Jimmy Barnes is thinking, when that movie and soundtrack come out, "who the fuck is Jimmy Barnes and why is such a big deal that INXS is singing with him?"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSl8kwnnVU

I still can't believe this exists

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

I love that you didn't know about, DJP.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost Jimmy Barnes was the Prime Minister of Australia at the time, Eisbaer. It was a very big deal, culturally speaking.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

wait waht

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

nice try Vegemite -- esp when we all know that Peter Garrett was the prime minister of Australia in 1987.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

there was a violent coup. Jimmy Barnes wrested control of the country for the next 5 years.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ncs3K.jpg

#22

LIFE OF BRIAN

Terry Jones
1979
United Kingdom
(632 pts, 17 votes, 2 first place)

'Life of Brian' has more spiritual relevance/meaning than 'the Passion of the Christ'
― de, Friday, April 9, 2004 1:29 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You people didnt get enough love as child. boohoo
― lowlow, Friday, April 9, 2004 1:29 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LIFE OF BRIAN WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT DEATH OF CHRIST IDIOT!
― lowlow, Friday, April 9, 2004 1:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Christ was an idiot?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, April 9, 2004 1:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The BLASPHEMOUS thread

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

haha dammit, I actually looked that up because I was all "there is no fucking way"

also "Life of Brian" seems shockingly low to me

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

YAAAAAY

but why so low, ilx?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

The script was dedicated to Keith Moon, who was supposed to play a smaller role or two.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

really? I didn't know that.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

was it this one that was funded by George Harrison? Or was that Holy Grail?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

so low = vote splitting with the Holy Grail, presumably.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

i thought Led Zeppelin financed holy grail?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

I have only seen Life Of Brian in a drunk, 3am, barely-awake-on-a-friends-couch context so didn't feel comfortable voting for it

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for both. i don't know why anyone would vote for one and not the other, tbh.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

(Life of Brian higher for me, though)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost it was something cool like that. I'm getting all my musicians mixed up, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

The film would not have been made without former Beatle and Python fan George Harrison, who set up Handmade Films to help fund it at a cost of £3 million (a move later described by Eric Idle as the "world's most expensive cinema ticket"). Harrison put up the money for it as he "wanted to see the movie". The original backers, EMI Films, had been scared off at the last minute by the subject matter, particularly Bernard Delfont.[7] As a result, the very last words in the film are: "I said to him, 'Bernie, they'll never make their money back on this one'", teasing Delfont for his lack of faith in the project. Terry Gilliam later said, "They pulled out on the Thursday. The crew was supposed to be leaving on the Saturday. Disastrous. It was because they read the script... finally."[10] As a reward for his help, Harrison appears in a cameo appearance as Mr. Papadopoulos, "owner of the Mount", who briefly shakes hands with Brian in a crowd scene. His one word of dialogue (a cheery Scouse, but out-of-place-in-Judea, "ullo") had to be dubbed in later.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

yes. this was (i think) my #6.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

also, may i state that i don't understand this "vote-splitting" business? if one thinks that three Monty Python films belong on one's Top 50 ballot, then why not vote for all three?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

Brian is the more perfect 'movie' to me, then Holy Grail, then Meaning of Life just a fun collection of funny things.

I voted for all 3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

God bless George Harrison. Or Krishna. Or whoever.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

About right...mocking something which no one did then and everyone does now.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

I had Life of Brian at #3

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Brian was my #2

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

oops no, strike that, #1

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Probably only didn't vote for Life of Brian because I've only seen it once, a long time ago. It was good, though. My Meaning of Life vote was a spiritual vote for Python on the whole, as I didn't really think they needed my help.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

everything needs help because who the hell knows what's going to be in the top 5 if this is how things are shaking out

I have no idea what's happening now. I'm kind of excited!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Re Superbad: at this point it seems impossible that Knocked Up appears, so let me say that people complain about the Apatow movies that they're totally immersed in manworld and have no credible/realized female characters -- but Leslie Mann is really amazing in Knocked Up -- is, in some ways, the point of the movie -- and that is why Knocked Up is the great Apatow movie of which the others are shadows.

I loved Monty Python as a kid and love it in principle now but for whatever reason the thought of watching any of these movies again holds no appeal to me, by contrast with Animal House, Airplane!, Repo Man, and other teen favorites.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

well Superbad is only Apatow-produced (and Anchorman will be the highest placing Apatow-produced movie).

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Uh, Drillbit Taylor?

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen life of brian since high school, never was my favorite python tho couldn't explain why. should prolly watch again.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

think LoB is my least fave python film

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not as in love with MP as i used to be in general tho

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

no monty python was particularly high on my ballot, they don't need my help

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

anybody remember ripping yarns?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

I remember ripping something.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

LoB is easily my favorite, if only because it's intentionally less "WACKY" and still hits a lot of the same humor buttons

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

i really on't understand the "they don't need my help" way of thinking... like suppose, oh, you know, i had holy grail as my #1 but they don't really need my help, so i'll just take it off my ballot. doesn't make any sense to me.

Jibe, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think people who flipped a coin to take certain popular movies off their ballot were doing that with their #1s though

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah sure but still.. if it's in your top 10 or 20, why remove it because you think other people are gonna vote for it?

Jibe, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

LoB was #19 on my ballot, I ranked Holy Grail a LOT higher.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

I am surprised that's so low. I didn't put it in my top 10 but I thought for sure a lot of you dorks would.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

(I kid, obv. I still gave it a fair amount of points.)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

LoB is my least favourite Python film, for the same reason all the Pythons pretty universally call it their best: It's the one that's the most an actual MOVIE, with a fully-conceived plot and no irrelevent/irreverent digressions (except for the spaceship bit); it's the least Flying Circus-like of their movies. (Or maybe that it's more "A Night At The Opera" than "Duck Soup", but that's an analogy that I just thought up now and probably won't hold up to any scrutiny at all)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

i really on't understand the "they don't need my help" way of thinking... like suppose, oh, you know, i had holy grail as my #1 but they don't really need my help, so i'll just take it off my ballot. doesn't make any sense to me.

Yeah, that's not actually a thing I did. See, I had no intention of voting for it...and, in addition, I didn't figure it needed my help.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, forget what I said. I did have it in my top ten - #6, in fact. Err opps.

(HG at #18)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

yeah sure but still.. if it's in your top 10 or 20, why remove it because you think other people are gonna vote for it?

to award points to movies you think are equally worthy but have less of a shot at making it?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

That sort of strategic voting requires too much effort. Be true to your hearts, man!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

BAA RAM EWE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

if the thought of a movie being in the top ten makes me go COME THE FUCK ON then i know my love for it isn't so strong that i can't not vote for it

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

can you rephrase that in english? :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

the anticipation is too much, I'm coming back tomorrow for top ten

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

my love for it isn't so strong that i can't not vote for it

I think this sentence needs a few more negatives, for clarity's sake

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

bill & ted was my no. 1 vote its basically the best example of the sort of amiable and deeply charming comedy that i like best, its ridiculous and slight and completely rewatchable. 'bogus journey' is p rad but it doesnt have the same ease as the first one

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Lamp, this makes me love you all the more.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

just to be clear my ballot isn't a huge ball of strategery, my favorite comedies are obv in my top 10, after that the order gets squishy anyway so

a passionate minority can lob a movie into the final results, the ones with a broad base of support are gonna place (or win or show) no matter what

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

LoB is my least favourite Python film, for the same reason all the Pythons pretty universally call it their best: It's the one that's the most an actual MOVIE, with a fully-conceived plot and no irrelevent/irreverent digressions (except for the spaceship bit); it's the least Flying Circus-like of their movies. (Or maybe that it's more "A Night At The Opera" than "Duck Soup", but that's an analogy that I just thought up now and probably won't hold up to any scrutiny at all)

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 12:41 PM (13 minutes ago)

maybe this is why I never loved LoB? sounds right

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OGfKq.jpg

#21

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH

Spike Jonze
1999
United States
(653 pts, 23 votes, 1 first place)

Here's what I wrote on Being John Malkovich when it came out. Again, the text is more than five years old, so try to bear with my English...

"I went to see Being John Malkovich with high expectations, but came out of the theater somewhat let down. The film has a great premise, good actors and it's full of intelligent twists. Even bigger my disappointment when, after the first half, the film loses it's thematic integrity, turning into a conceptual merry-go-round without a proper focus on anything.
As I said, the first half of Being John Malkovich is ingenious. Although based on an extraordinary premise, the film doesn't just indulge in it, but instead uses it to explore themes such as identity, manipulation and celebrity. Strangely, much of this is thrown into the trashcan after we hear the explanation why there is a portal into Malkovich's mind (in my opinion, there was no need for explanation, and the one given was stupid and incoherent). After that, the film is nothing more than a battle of who controls John Malkovich; it suffers the exact fate it kept avoiding for its first half. The last 30 minutes of the film are nothing more than an intellectual masturbation with no direction nor a deeper meaning. The ending, albeit quirky, is unsatisfying and does little to save the movie.

A minor letdown in the film is John Cusack. His literary lines and over-the-top acting would work well if Being John Malkovich were just a comedy. But when he tries to play the tragic character and display inner conflicts he simply isn't credible. This is hardly Cusack's fault, though; the dialogue, the characters and their emotional reactions are not crafted in a believable way (the only exception being John Malkovich himself). Whether this is deliberate or not, it ruins much of the films dramatic tension."

Despite all the criticism I don't think Being John Malkovich is a total dud, and I was glad to see Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze reach the potential promised here with Adaptation.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, February 21, 2005 4:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought Adaptation had loads of faults, but I smiled at imaginative moments and laughed at funny ones loads of times, and had a great time. Being John Malkovich was even better, and I think in both cases the PoMo games are not empty flourishes but ways that make very good sense to me as ways of addressing some genuinely interesting subjects.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, May 3, 2003 2:10 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys, I could drop the screenplay for malkovich on the table and point to every other line as a joke. one of the few movies I laugh out loud at. Not only is it a comedy by definition & intended as a comedy by it's creators, but it is hilarius and has tons of classic scenes like the monkey flashback, the dude punching cusack, "let's have sex on the table an make malkovich eat eggs off it." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "Think fast, Malkovich.", or the whole Charlie Sheen scene.
― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:16 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you def could not point to every other line as a joke
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:17 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's been years but I remember that movie as being lots of jokes piled on top of each other
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:18 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anyway, Kaufman -- I've only seen the two Spike Jonze movies, so it's a little hard for me to separate the two of them. I liked Adaptation, although I thought it kinda worked better on paper than it played on film (which someone might argue was part of the point, I suppose). And Being John Malkovich I downright loved. I thought that movie was underrated even by a lot of people who liked it -- it got a lot of, "Oh, it's so zany, so fresh, so FUN" reviews, when I actually thought it was an intensely philosophical and deeply considered film. I think that movie grapples with some things (about the nature of existence and identity, the perennial struggle for transcendence via the Other, blah blah blah) that don't turn up in many films this side of Bergman. And it's funnier than Bergman.
― JesseFox (JesseFox), Wednesday, April 30, 2003 11:37 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hey malkovich, heads up!" ::throws can at malkovich's head::

C/D -- Charlie Kaufman

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

case in point: COME THE FUCK ON

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

fucks sake

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

I love this movie a lot but it was not on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

I feel unsettled

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't vote for it, but I'm glad that's at least above Superbad.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

i genuinely hope that every movie i voted for shows up now

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

LOL looking forward to ILX's #1 Comedy of All Time, Eraserhead.

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

I liked it just fine but how the hell is the 21st best comedy of all time above Repo Man and Life of Brian

man o man

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

blame me lol

#24 - being john malkovich
#25 - monty python and the holy grail

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

yeah Weekend At Bernie's will not stand this indignity (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

you have no idea how tempted I was to put Eraserhead super super high on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Mods, can you change RESULTS to CHALLOPS in the thread title?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

my ballot wasn't ranked based on number of bellylaughs, sorry guyz

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

these results are completely worthless tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

everyone's a little bit Morbsy

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

Quality screengrab there.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

results not based on bellylaughs = gtf and vote in some other poll

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

OTM

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

seriously

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

a real comedy leaves one shaking their head, ruefully acknowledging some deeper truth imo

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

again, it's been years since I watched it but my main memory of BJM was lots and lots of bellylaughs

like, it's not slapstick or anything but it's pretty fucking funny movie

having said that, I didn't vote for it because I don't really consider it to be a comedy but I really don't begrudge those who do

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

The problem with a poll like this is, are you supposed to vote for the best movies of all time that are comedies or just the funniest movies of all time? If you are voting based on the former, this result makes sense, if on the latter it's pretty crazy.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

I laughed hard at BJM for sure.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

BJM is hilarious you weirdos

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for BJM but there's tons of laughs in it, no hate here

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

BJM is great, I voted for it, features many of the folks' involved finest moments. also A+++ screengrab

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

shall we to the boudoir?

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

haha quote not invite to shakey

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

Hilarious but apparently not a comedy xxxxp

franny glass, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

these results are completely worthless tbh

Thanks brah saved me the trouble of getting them appraised.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

(Actually, moreso than "is it a comedy" hand-wringing, I left BJM off my ballot because it had been so long since I'd seen it that I wasn't 100% sure my memory of it was accurate; in every case on my ballot, if I couldn't remember substantial sections of the film, I left it off. This hurt many of the older films I saw when I was younger as they all blended together into a melange of awesome.)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

i wish people could make a distinction between "not a comedy" and "not one of the top 30 comedies of all time"

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

one is subjective and the other is subjective, get it right idiots

bnw, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Totally voted for BJM, totally gave it a lot of points, and it's totally a comedy. Anyone who demands bellylaughs from comedy is partially to blame for the careers of Kevin James, David Spade, et al. Not because they are bellylaugh generators but because they pander to that particular LCD insistance from comedy audiences. Feh to you!

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

BJM is pretty damn funny until it gets super dark but even then it's in the black comedy airspace

I mean c'mon this movie involves john cusak invading the body of john malkovich to pursue his dream career of being an angsty puppeteer

plus it's not any darker than other stuff on my ballot like wise blood, the ruling class, or welcome to the dollhouse, prolly has more joeks than those combined

hey aren't you the same guys who vigorously defended blade runner and the thing placing in the action movie poll? physician heal etc

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

I miss the action movie poll

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

action movie poll = summer camp

comedy movie poll = fat camp

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to say the comedy poll = death camp but that seemed in poor taste

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

tbh I think this is an excellent placement for BJM. it missed the top 20 but it's a great, great movie and I think this placement reflects that

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

BJM is definitely funny but i have to admit some of its more serious aspects have felt kind of exaggerated and soured for me by the eye-rolling "profundity" of Kaufman's later movies

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

fat from all the bellylaughs at BEING JOHN MALKOVICH

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

FYI I voted hybrid bellylaughs & quality films. BJM was one of my bellylaughs votes. I gave it 48 pts due to the fact that it is one of the most consistently hilarious movies I've seen.

It's obviously a comedy. Totally O_o at people who think otherwise.

I noticed on other threads that some didn't like Kusak's performance. His character is supposed to be an unloveable loser and he plays it very well.

haters can suck an egg

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I really want to know what the "Being John Malkovich is not a comedy" people think it actually is

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

cusack

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

gripping drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009tNfQRd4o

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

nobody in the last half hour has actually made the argument that BJM is not a comedy, and yet people keep propping up that strawman and yelling at it

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

welcome to ILX

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

having said that, I didn't vote for it because I don't really consider it to be a comedy but I really don't begrudge those who do

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 1:09 PM

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

well plenty of people said it before the poll and they never actually justified themselves iirc

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

movie really introduced me to Catherine Keener, for that I am grateful

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah djp made quite a strenuous argument there

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it as a comedy because I don't think of it as a comedy

there.

argued.

can I go now?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

aight strawgrrl, have fun being burned at the stake

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

I mean c'mon this movie involves john cusak invading the body of john malkovich to pursue his dream career of being an angsty puppeteer

A superstar angsty puppeteer!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FqYES.jpg

#20

PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE

Tim Burton
1985
United States
(674 pts, 20 votes, 3 first place)

The best 80's comedy there ever was. I've seen it dozens of times. And it still makes me laugh every time.
― Cub, Thursday, April 17, 2003 12:55 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always say this is Tim Burton's best film (along with Beetlejuice) because it's the only one with a really good script! (co-written by Phil Hartman, incidentally)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, April 17, 2003 1:55 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of my all-time favorite films; so tweaked and surreal but also totally childlike and innocent. If you ever get the urge to do nitrous oxide and watch a motion picture, there is no other film more appropriate than the Big Adventure.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, April 17, 2003 7:06 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You have to ask? TOTAL CLASSIC!
Actually I think that this movie is a better homage to Ed Wood than Ed Wood was. I love how in the "driving late at night sequence" with the road signs, you can actually look at the bottom of the frame and see that the signs are mounted on a sled being wheeled towards the camera, rather than the camera moving towards the signs.
― hstencil, Thursday, April 17, 2003 7:52 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US AMAZING LARRY??
― chaki, Thursday, April 17, 2003 4:57 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pee Wee's Big Adventure: Classic or dud?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost uhhhhmmmm...okay: how about I've seen being john Malkovich and I like it but it's not a movie that I'm going to pull out and go 'I need to laugh a lot, I am going to hang out with BJM '. It's just not that kind of movie to me.

and omg I'm being totally subjective but guess what: my ballot, my movies, my rules.

and that is how I argue. set this thing on fire. bring bee helmet. let's do this right.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

oh cool, i'd kinda stopped expecting to see big adventure here

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

Pee Wee!

so low?

oh this does not bode well. But yay!!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

Haven't you played the Inception card once already?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

I'm a loner Dottie. A rebel.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

Wow. Pee-Wee was my #3!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

nobody in the last half hour has actually made the argument that BJM is not a comedy, and yet people keep propping up that strawman and yelling at it

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 1:24 PM (22 minutes ago)

so wait because nobody's made the argument in 30 minutes it means they are now imaginary? cool way to win an argument imo

also yay pee wee

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Couple years ago me and a bunch of friends got together and got plastered and watched "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," after which Conan O'Brien's final "Tonight Show" aired, and then we went out to a bar after that, and it was the best night of our lives. True story.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

i'm glad pee-wee made it at all at this point ... i was seriously afraid that it wouldn't show up at all.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

voted pee wee #1

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

i'm honestly surprised! i have no problem with it - but was not expecting to see PWBA!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

Pee wee was bouncing around the top 5 during the first couple weeks of tabulation, but the second half of the votes had less love. :(

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3HWQq.jpg

#19

THE JERK

Carl Reiner
1979
United States
(678 pts, 20 votes)

the jerk is one of my all-time favorite movies.
― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, October 10, 2005 6:10 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"he hates these cans!"
― cozen (Cozen), Monday, October 10, 2005 6:09 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm ok with someone hating The Jerk, even though I love it, because it lacks about 100 things you would normally want in a movie, like a plot or a point or any sense of... anything... and instead it gives you Steve Martin. It's the Anchorman of the day. (I like it though.)
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[dear ilx, search results for “the jerk” mostly led to name-calling and stuff about jerking off]

Steve Martin: C or D?

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

that smug bastard. Look at him!

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

I always say this is Tim Burton's best film (along with Beetlejuice)

i also voted for beetlejuice (if only b/c the eponymous character shares my belief that the exorcist is a very fucking funny film), but i'm sure that one isn't going to make it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

Pee wee was bouncing around the top 5 during the first couple weeks of tabulation, but the second half of the votes had less love. :(

I kind of live for details like this about early balloting vs. latecomers, et al.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

cat juggling!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

Pee Wee!

so low?

He meant to do that.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Beetlejuice too, but don't hold out much hope.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I'll have to check Pee-Wee's Big Adventure now. He never crossed over in the UK so it's rarely if ever shown on TV here.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

"You want a fill-up, uh, Mrs. Nussbaum?"

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

so wait because nobody's made the argument in 30 minutes it means they are now imaginary? cool way to win an argument imo

also yay pee wee

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 1:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't remember that movie in particular getting the "not a comedy" argument upthread but i wasn't gonna search teh whole fucking thing to be sure

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

[dear ilx, search results for “the jerk” mostly led to name-calling and stuff about jerking off]

hahaha

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't remember that movie in particular getting the "not a comedy" argument upthread but i wasn't gonna search teh whole fucking thing to be sure

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:01 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was in the voting thread, and def not worth searching

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Pizza in a cup!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

I have my temporary driver's license and my astronaut application form
I didn't pass that, I failed everything but the date of birth.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I'll have to check Pee-Wee's Big Adventure now. He never crossed over in the UK so it's rarely if ever shown on TV here.

― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:00 PM (1 minute ago)

too french?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI8NuFAETMQ

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

^One of the all-time moments

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

A+ Phil

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

My mome often quotes from this scene to cheer us up when we're sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

now post the portishead version

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Fw2Qg.jpg

#18

RAISING ARIZONA

Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
1987
United States
(703 pts, 24 votes)

I've seen Raising Arizona a hundred times and still just reading "You ate sand?!" sends me into a fit of laughter.
Nicolas Cage's hair has never been better than in this movie.
― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, September 17, 2004 1:02 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love:
1. How the opening credits don't start until about 10 minutes into the movie, after the entire plot has been developed.
2. The entire sequence where Hi goes to get diapers, robs the store, gets chased by the cops and a pack of dogs, hijacks a car, runs through some houses, and gets picked up by Holly Hunter. WITH THAT FUCKING AWESOME YODELLING MUSIC - probably my favorite piece of film music EVER.
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, September 17, 2004 11:12 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"i started drivin' by convenient stores......that weren't on the way home." classic!
― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, September 17, 2004 11:13 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this movie may have my favorite comedic dialogue of all time.
― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, September 18, 2004 10:14 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..."
"Shut up!"
"Ok then"
― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:08 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raising Arizona

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

aw ap that's sweet especially for a pony

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

Pee Wee's 'Breakfast Machine' scene; amazing and has one of the most exciting pieces of music i've ever heard! also the reason Elfman got the Simpsons gig.

piscesx, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost haha AP Mr Veg quotes that to me when I'm sad too!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Arizona

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

yay! Raising Arizona is easily my number 1 comedy film. UK comedian and legend Bob Monkhouse once said in an Empire magazine interview
"i laughed so hard at Raising Arizona my stomach was still hurting 2 days later".

piscesx, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

is there anyone (filmmaker, actor, whatever) with as many movies in the top 100 as the Coens, who will have 6 once Lebowski shows up?

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

Son, you've got a panty on your head.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

so the Coens are officially the funniest film-makers of all time then

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

in my dotage I've turned against Raising Arizona, a very mean and spiteful film

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

nicolas cage would never be this funny again until the wicker man remake. and he didn't even have to sucker punch a woman whilst wearing a bear suit.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

the entire movie is basically "lol white people", just one vicious white trash caricature after another, with nothing else provided for contrast

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

Wow. Pee-Wee was my #3!

―jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.),Tuesday, April 3, 2012 12:40 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mine, too! It clearly placed way too low. I would be okay with The Jerk's placement if I thought The Man With Two Brains was still gonna show up, but it won't (which is ridiculous and criminal and which somebody should seriously be arrested for) so I have to say "TOO LOW!!!" for The Jerk, as well.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

the entire movie is basically "lol white people", just one vicious white trash caricature after another, with nothing else provided for contrast

oh the humanity

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxpost

I like old-school Steve Martin a lot, yet I can kinda empathize with the "too smug" complaint, because that's sort of what his old standup persona was built on - this overconfident asshole who thought he was the funniest one in the room with his idiotic balloons/bunny-ears shtick. It was a fairly original kind of comic stance in the '70s.

(Sorry if somebody already made this exact same point upthread somewhere and I forgot.)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

we ate sand

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for Raising Arizona but it's a very funny movie

both The Jerk and Pee Wee's Big Adventure were on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

I def had the Jerk up high, can't remember if I voted for Pee Wee or not

I enjoyed Raising Arizona a lot when I was younger, it wasn't til I was much older that it registered with me how empty the whole thing is. Every single character in it is a moron, makes it sort of hard to empathize with any of them.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

Raising Arizona is, for whatever reason, the 'classic era' Coen that I've seen the least, so it didn't get my vote but I'm totes okay with it showing up.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

the entire movie is basically "lol white people", just one vicious white trash caricature after another, with nothing else provided for contrast

wait, are you talking about raising arizona or the jerk here ... b/c that characterization would fit either movie!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

xpost - But every character falls in love with that baby (which humanizes them) except for Randy "Tex" Cobb, and that's why he gets blowed up at the end!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Raising Arizona is another one like Hudsucker Proxy -- it's a human Looney Tunes cartoon!! It's fun fun funny.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

on the bus last night I heard a serious conversation that went something like this: "so yeah before Stalin there was Lenin" "which Lenin? John Lenin?" I'm taking this as a sign that The Big Lebowski will win.

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

this last trio of movies has been a good comeback for The Sillies

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY xp

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

I would've chimed in with either that or "I am the walrus? I am the walrus" but yknow, late night buses aren't really the best place to make friends / insult people.

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

AM I WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

It's a league game, Smokey.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

hey guys, take it to the Lebowski Cult thread. Actually, probably best that no one goes in there right now

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

blow me :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

But I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

ya - someone *ruined* it.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

I'm gonna predict South Park shows up next/very soon. Because it'll definitely place but I can't for the life of me imagine it'll be top ten.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

Y'all got Morbsed.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

i like the South Park movie way more than the show but i kinda don't wanna see it here. plus wouldn't it be the only cartoon?

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

always cry at the end of RA. Their masterpiece, after which they didn't make a good film for 12 years.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

Every single character in it is a moron, makes it sort of hard to empathize with any of them.

Life has only made me identify with HI more

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

aw yeah I get a little teary at the end of RA too

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

SUPERBAD - easily my favorite of the apatow & co. comedies. great movie, didn't vote for it.
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE - it's been too long, but i do remember liking it.
REPO MAN - MY #1, the fact that it placed validates the continued existence of ILX.
LIFE OF BRIAN - prefer the flying circus, tbh.
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH - my #7, funny as hell (literally!). haters: suck it.
PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE - really good, didn't vote for it.
THE JERK - like bill and ted, a hazy memory i probably need to refresh.
RAISING ARIZONA - for years my favorite movie, i worshiped it like some do the big lebowski. eventually got kind of sick of it, so i underrated it on my ballot. should have been top 20 at least.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/E4Yrw.jpg

#17

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY

Adam McKay
2004
United States
(712 pts, 21 votes)

This was very funny!
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 12:44 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was pretty good, but it wasn't nearly as funny as I'd hoped it would be.
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 12:48 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i laughed so hard i got a cramp during the sex panther bit.
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 12:48 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

leah, my jaws hurt from laughing so hard. i don't really remember any of it now though.
― amateur!!st, Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"it smells like bigfoot's dick!"
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:05 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought some of the subtle humor about the 70's was good. Although right now, all I can remember of it was where the newsguys were walking and littering.... funny because it's true!
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:06 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this film had subtle humor?
― amateur!!st, Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:07 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was pretty good, but it wasn't nearly as funny as I'd hoped it would be.
I'm not alone!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:23 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It could have been funnier - Steve Carrell is capable of much more than the character he played .. But I don't think Will Ferrell is too funny usually.. Seems like he can only deliver his lines one way ..
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:28 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"it smells like bigfoot's dick!"
YES!
Also "Go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!".
This film made being a comedian seem like a really good idea!
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 1:41 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"BY THE BEARD OF ODIN!"
"gun show"
"whale vagina"
"San Diago"
the whole milk=bad idea moment
trident!
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 2:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am quitting my job to become a professional comedian and get my union card.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, August 24, 2004 2:27 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Come anticipate ANCHORMAN with me

This is the thread where we discuss Anchorman

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

yay another one of my beloved human cartoons

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

Anchorman is all about Brick Tamland for me. 'I ate a red candle'.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

huh - no #1s! (it was my #2)

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

I love lamp

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

he's a pretty good ilxor, true

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for Anchorman but it's a super funny movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it either, but it's always a fun one to rewatch

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

I pooped a Cornish game hen.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

that speech he gives about his IQ where he's spooning mayonnaise into the toaster...omg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Can a film come up where I say hray?

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

"There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

I think maybe I don't like Will F as much as the rest of the world. Anchorman was OK. I didn't vote for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

anchorman had funny moments. i didn't vote for it (iirc), but since it was bound to come up i'm glad it didn't hit the top 10

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

I saw that! (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

I think maybe I don't like Will F as much as the rest of the world. Anchorman was OK. I didn't vote for it.

^^this

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

Hopefully the rest of the list is awesome now that that's out of the way.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for it, but it is a really, really funny movie.

"It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food" used quite often around my office.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

That's not too far off from Anchorman's position on my ballot, but I'm still surprised it didn't place higher.

I think something like a third of my predicted top ten has shown up now. Everything seems to be up in the air at this point. I need something to change this polllll (chuckachuckachuckachucka).

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ALwze.jpg

#16

SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT

Trey Parker
1999
United States
(719 pts, 23 votes, 1 first place)

The South Park movie is pretty great in French, especially "Uncle Fucker".
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, August 8, 2004 3:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best movie musical in the last ten years? Easy, the South Park movie.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, July 20, 2008 9:06 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what Brian Boitano do!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, July 20, 2008 9:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The movie SUCKED. Musicals suck, esp comedic ones.
― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:36 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

South Park: Classic or Dud?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I've tried to watch Anchorman about three times and never been able to finish it. Good scenes but on the whole I get bored fast. Infinitely prefer Talladega Nights.

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

also
http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sex_panther01.gif

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'm glad this made it so high, I totally forgot to vote for it. But I love it!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll

Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch etc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for South Park movie, but really i was voting for all of South Park and that they were able to take a consistently funny animated show and somehow transmute it into a consistently funny animated movie musical.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

also, who is this ()ops (()()ps guy who is not OTM?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

it's a freaking great musical, the songs are so well-crafted to me for what everyone thinks is going to be such a throwaway movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

SP was not as high on my ballot as it probably should've been. The way people describe Borat screenings, with hysterical, rolling-in-the-aisles laughter? That's how the crowd was when I saw SP. Just absolute start-to-finish hysterics.

One great moment: When the music started for Satan's big musical number, people groaned a bit, like, "MORE songs? Really?" But by the time he got to the falsetto screaming at the end the laughter was back.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

I AM PREDICTATRON 3000

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

that is about the right placing for South Park, even though I dearly love that movie and put it in my top 10

have to say I'm fascinated by the general lack of consensus so far; has any movie appeared on at least a third of the ballots yet?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

i actually liked Team America better then the SP movie.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I mean can I just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRr7QSzvBYs

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

The way people describe Borat screenings, with hysterical, rolling-in-the-aisles laughter? That's how the crowd was when I saw SP. Just absolute start-to-finish hysterics.

That was my experience, too. The fart-dancing/tap-farting sequence caused mass hyperventilation.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

"God? He is the biggest bitch of them all!"

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

the most awesome part of my screening was being one of three black people in the theater and noticing through my hysterics at the Emancipation Proclamation joke that all of the white ppl in the audience were staring at us horrified

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

I totally forgot about SP when making my ballot

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3rg9NhU5To

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

"If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

Winona Ryder's ping-pong ball trick.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, south park ended up pretty high on my ballot based on the theater experience, both for the crowd reaction and also the meta bewilderment that these guys took their ubercrude animation all the way to major motion picture world and made it work

also lol dan

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

an egregious oversight on my ballot, for real.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

love both anchorman and the south park movie. the latter's one of the funniest things i've ever seen, and i have no idea why i didn't vote for it. and will ferrell's never been better than in anchorman.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

i had one birthday in college where we turned the closed captioning on and sang along to every song in the south park movie, it was awesome

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

though i don't think i've even watched it since then

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

"Step 1, instead of 'ass' say 'buns,' as in 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns-hole'."

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/H6z8R.gif

#15

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

Mel Brooks
1974
United States
(720 pts, 24 votes, 2 first place)

Jesus H. Christ Young Frankenstein is funny.
― JM, Tuesday, October 16, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Young Frankenstein is complete classic from beginning to end and can't be beat although Blazing Saddles, Producers are both excellent. Always thought Saddles was rather overrated though.
― mms, Tuesday, July 23, 2002 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Young Frankenstein - a young Teri Garr = r0x0r
― Leee, Friday, July 26, 2002 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On Friday, we watched "Young Frankenstein", and it was better than I remembered.
Kids loved it (kids! They're not exactly kids now. What do i call them? Girls, I guess..)
Funnily enough (or, actually, not ..), I went to the 'extras/deleted scenes', the first one was the 'reading of the will' and I thought: "This isn't funny at all!"
Reading imdb, apparently they enjoyed making the movie so much, they wrote additional scenes and carried on..
Anyways, when they put the whole movie together, it looked painfully unfunny and they were almost going to write it off as a failure, until someone decided to ruthlessly prune it down to 'only the sufficiently funny' bits, and found they had a great movie there after all!
Did anyone else check out more of the deleted scenes than I did?
― Mark G, Monday, March 19, 2012 4:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

young frankenstein is the most unfunny classic comedy films that i've ever seen.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, October 2, 2009 1:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Annnnnnnnnnd BOOM, there goes the challop.
― France Sprouting a Balzac (Noodle Vague), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:19 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like Mel Brooks v. much yet I sorta have to agree with that. the joeks aren't lol joeks.
― iatee, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude, Young Frankenstein is WAY funnier than the rest of his movies. Assuming you know the orig Frankesnstein movies...
Oh.
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:45 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh, and see them with an audience, as intended.
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure seeing them in their first theatrical run was awesome morbs, I'm jealous, really
― iatee, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SECOND run (c. 1978)
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blazing Saddles vs Young Frankenstein

Mel Brooks: Search and Destroy

Mel Brooks? Dud or Sucks Balls

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

having not watched it for a few years, i have been on a recent kick of downloading the past couple seasons of south park. it can still be INSANELY FUNNY (watch the recent Coon & Friends episodes) but is also still v. hit and miss (HumancentiPad was awful etc.)

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

SP ws my #2. Hadn't read the plot beforehand, ended up sneaking my younger brother into the screening of it.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

yay young frankenstein made it after all!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

a little late for the raising arizona discussion but I loved it to death in high school, saw it again in my 20s and was all like what exactly did I find funny here

guess I should watch again

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

had no doubt that young frankenstein would place

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Mel Brooks movies make me so sad. If I am forced to watch them.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

how the hell is Young Frankenstein this low

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Jerk's first 45 mins are amazing, but kinda loses momentum in the last half hour iirc

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

polyphonic still killing it w/ the screenshots

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

i had a funny little hunch that Blazing Saddles would place higher than YF despite losing in their recent one-on-one poll

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

how the hell is Young Frankenstein this low

blazing saddles, Schwanzstucher :0)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxp
Ha, I was wondering how the hell is YF so high.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

anyway YF was my #8 and is one of my favorite movies of all time

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

that you remember

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

fyi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd91A3Qcfkw

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

looks like half my ballot's gonna place

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

damn, polyphonic, that YF gif is GREAT! (loved the repo man one, too)

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh man is that gene hackman. i never him.

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't "make" either of the animated gifs(apart from dropping some text on them) but thanks. :)

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

yoooooooooong
frankenshteeeeen!

hooray!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

you have great GIS skills then, polyphonic :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

excellent GIF curatorship by polyphonic

know what I just remembered? a song from south park was oscar nommed and performed at the awards ceremony by... robin williams

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

if that's the closest that robin williams comes to making it onto this poll, then i can def live w/ that.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

no patch adams no credibility.

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Don't get me started. That was the year that "Blame Canada" and Aimee Mann's "Save Me" lost to fucking Phil Collins.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

The song ended up losing to "You'll Be in My Heart", a Tarzan song by Phil Collins (that film came from ABC parent Disney). In response, Parker and Stone ridiculed him in two consecutive episodes of the series' fourth season ("Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" and "Timmy 2000").[59] In DVD commentary, Parker states "we were fully expecting to lose, just not to Phil Collins".[60]

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.lovehatesociety.com/storage/collinsSP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1295998234908

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

i remember the Phil Collins song ... i honestly don't remember the movie from which it sprang (or even that it WAS a movie soundtrack song).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

hray

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

cool gif for YF

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, now the clowning of Phil Collins makes a bit more sense (other than it being another example of Stone and Parker clowning Hollywood celebs in general).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

in fairness, that Aimee Mann song was exactly as terrible as the Phil Collins song

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

no, magnolia was as terrible as that tarzan movie

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think Blazing Saddles has a good chance at top 5, (I still suspect itll come out of nowhere to claim #1)

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dOcZQ4KEOCQ/TV6jVYNUqtI/AAAAAAAAASU/jw2W8ucm30E/s1600/simpson_glove_slap.jpg

xxp

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

everything about Magnolia was terrible and should be forgotten as soon as possible

or, if it must live on, it should be held up as an example of what no one should ever, ever, EVER do

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

no way tarzan's as bad as magnolia

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

shown in film schools as a cautionary warning

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

so you think that the simpsons movie is gonna be one of the upcoming picks?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

magnolia will take #1 spot in this poll obv

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

booooo to Anchorman

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

Whoa, didn't even notice the second gif until just now.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

Magnolia totally deserves a slot in this 100.

"That ain't mine!"

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

No, I was threatening DJP with a little glove slap.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

DJPOTM

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

YF gif magnificent in its subtlety

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

The thought of Blazing Saddles at number one makes me cry. I'm crying right now.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

crying w/ delight, joy and anticipation?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

I only voted for 26 and I think they're all gonna make it

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

well, maybe not one of them

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

well I'm p sure now that I posted it it won't come true DWH

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

not gonna lie, more excited to come up with some fun screengrabs for a horror movie poll than I am interested in the results themselves

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

Blazing Saddles was my #1 :)

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

m'kay

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

Young Frankenstein was my #1.

FYI I first saw it when I was 9 on a teevee before watching the first two frankenstein movies AND I LOVED IT. It's been one of my all-time movies ever since. Seeing frankenstein & BoF just increased my appreciation. Would love to see it on the big screen. I think it's actually beutifully shot.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kJhig.jpg

#14

ELECTION

Alexander Payne
1999
United States
(726 pts, 25 votes, 2 first place)

It's amazing, easily Alexander Payne's best.
― chap, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 2:57 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...and Reece Witherspoon, Matthew Broderick, and dear Chris Klein's.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 2:57 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did like in the commentary how Payne said that the whole movie could 've been called "The Janitor's Revenge".
Maybe it's just Nicholson vs Broderick. Neat how he's got Ferris Bueller on the other side of the desk and Robert Dubea accepting no substitutions.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 3:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This movie is amazing, and heart-wrenching in a way that About Schmidt doesn't touch -- because rather than ending on a now-typical "meaningful" fadeout it makes you stare hard at the fact that, in real life, people's lives continue long after the story you're telling about them is over. Shorter version: I also like when he throws the Coke at the car.
One of my three favorite movies ever.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Shorter version: I also like when he throws the Coke at the car.

him pitching his drink uselessly against the back of the car is possibly one of the most poignant and awesome things ever captured in a motion picture not based on a true story
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:13 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite moment in election, and my favorite reese witherspoon moment period, is when she finds out she's won and starts jumping up and down in the empty hallway. payne shoots her from the middle distance, kind of giving tracy the moment to herself. it crystalizes her character, and humanizes her too. it's a very sweet scene.
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, February 7, 2008 9:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Election (1999)

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus, no way this is that low!

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

brb I'm gonna fuck and have a hot tub

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

have fun!

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol and after all that discussion it's only #14!!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

woulda made top 10 if it had Bill Murray in it

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Magnolia totally deserves a slot in this 100.

SHAME ON YOU!

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Whatever Payne's subsequent career has done to dim my enthusiasm for this one (i.e. not much), the observational details of this one are peerless.

<3 the kid in the wheelchair running unopposed for vice-president: "I love Carver High. And I will be a dedicated vice president. A vote for Jerry Slavin is a vote for good government. And even if l can't really stand up for you, I will."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

<3 the kid in the wheelchair running unopposed for vice-president: "I love Carver High. And I will be a dedicated vice president. A vote for Jerry Slavin is a vote for good government. And even if l can't really stand up for you, I will."

god it reminds me of this kid in a wheelchair who was just as obsessed about winning -- wanted to kick his numb shins.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

Election makes sense to me in the teens, i think it kinda belongs right where it is

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

omg I forgot about wheelchair kid

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

The entire political rally scene is just note-perfect from top to bottom.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

principal with the shortsleeved shirt Acting Mature

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

PEEPLE PEEPLE

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

he fixes the election... by crumpling up two votes and putting them a couple feet away, where no one would ever look

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Maaaan, this has been Too Low Tuesday! Election was my number 4. Such an amazing movie.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

election my #1

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

I think maybe I don't like Will F as much as the rest of the world. Anchorman was OK. I didn't vote for it.

^^this

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:55 PM (53 minutes ago)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

glad to have done all my election arguing downthread, so that i can just bask in joy now that it's arrived

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

still can't believe i forgot this

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

There might be a world in which there are thirteen comedy movies better than Election, but it's not the one we currently inhabit.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

I think I said it above, but principal is maybe my favorite character in the whole movie. I love the way he can only just barely get himself to call Tammy a bitch behind closed doors. (It actually comes out "mm-bitch" iirc.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

if you underachievers had bothered to look at the nom list election would be top 10 I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Payne's commentary track on the DVD was maybe my first indication that I wouldn't be liking many of his movies in the future.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

good placing for election imho. i enjoyed the movie lots but it doesn't pass the lulz test.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

re: earlier election discussion: broderick, witherspoon, chris klein, and tammy metzger all have voiceover sections in the movie.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

citizen ruth kinda underrated imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

also the first and last reese witherspoon movie i enjoyed. i suspect that's bc it's a role that doesn't call for any warmth, which all her other roles call for (and which i think she constantly fails to deliver)

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

previous convo with contenderizer reminds me of the way I bicker about movies with my best friends

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

you could call it 'polyglottic' xxxp

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

election actually a documentary about reese witherspoon iirc

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Payne's commentary track on the DVD was maybe my first indication that I wouldn't be liking many of his movies in the future.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never heard it, why?

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

legally blonde didn't place??!?!?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

what is this bullshit. obv ilx hates elle woods bc misogyny no shocker

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

ilx skews too male for legally blonde, I think

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

also the first and last reese witherspoon movie i enjoyed. i suspect that's bc it's a role that doesn't call for any warmth, which all her other roles call for

No way, dude. You've gotta see Freeway. It's fucked up and great.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

I wanted him to talk about some of those details he got right, but he spends most of the time focusing on how many circles he put into the frame.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i got Freeway thru netflix back when i still had netflix but the twin horrors of reese witherspoon and keither sutherland were just too daunting for me to actually watch

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

They both play against type and are great in Freeway.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

if legally blonde places above election I will hunt down and kill reese witherspoon. no jury of men or women would convict me.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Actually kinda the perfect movie to watch if you dislike Kiefer Sutherland.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

so if we did this poll in 2006, surely little miss sunshine and juno would've placed, right? precipitous fall from critical grace

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

haha no they wouldn't have

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

y'really dont think so, dude?

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

Lost in Translation tho...

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

they both for sure would have placed!

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

certainly little miss sunshine

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

yeah freeway's pretty bonkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5pEQaVyLg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5mMYe.jpg

#13

RUSHMORE

Wes Anderson
1998
United States
(753 pts, 25 votes)

Rushmore was the only movie where I ever rolled beer cans down the aisles in protest. A friend and I had been lured in by print and television ads promising "Best comedy of 1998!" We felt that there weren't very many jokes that lived up to the "these are O.R. scrubs" exchange in the trailer. Those who had called it the best comedy of the year must have missed The Waterboy.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, April 5, 2010 6:06 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We felt that there weren't very many jokes that lived up to the "these are O.R. scrubs" exchange in the trailer.
well, that's true. (that line is v. funny btw: "these are o.r. scrubs." "o.r. they?") for one thing, comedy doesn't equal jokes. i think it's a really funny movie.
― by another name (amateurist), Monday, April 5, 2010 8:45 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure i follow re. one-dimensionality. certainly his films call for stylized acting, but i think in rushmore especially the characters have somewhat contradictory and complex traits by usual standards
But he mitigates this by forcing the audience to like Max. It's possible that I'm basing at least some of my theory on how badly some of his actors are cast. It's true that Max shows complex and contradictory traits, but Schwartzenbaum's annoying performance throws me out of the movie. I like it, but not for one moment did I sympathize with him in any conventional sense.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 5, 2010 7:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man, i think schwartzman owns that role. i don't really see a problem with having the audience like him. certainly we don't like many of things he does, like e.g. be an asshole to margaret yang the first few times we encounter her. although her (not entirely inexplicable, though perhaps not fully justified) affection for him is kind of another hint that he's basically a good and decent guy.
― by another name (amateurist), Monday, April 5, 2010 7:37 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Max is not a good guy. He's a teenager.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 5, 2010 7:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think we can all agree wes anderson is generally pretty racist
― caek, Tuesday, April 6, 2010 9:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeez, i feel like it's 2002 all over again.
i'm just wondering if there's any way that anderson could have made the girlfriend asian and NOT have to contend with you corny indie fuxors complaining of racism.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, April 6, 2010 9:15 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bigger jugs?
― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 6, 2010 9:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(christ then i wonder where i get 12 suggest bans from)
― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 6, 2010 9:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rushmore handjobs poll

pick your favorite wes anderson film!

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

have you guys every looked at any ilx discussions of Juno or Little Miss Sunshine? those movies were not getting remotely the kind of praise on here that the 2000s movies that placed in the poll did

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

haha I was gonna say, ILX detested LMS and Juno from the get-go

never saw Rushmore

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

was bracing myself for Rushmore to be ridiculously too high so it's a relief to see it only moderately too high

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i def remember a LOT of hate for juno on ILX circa 2007.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

Rushmore was in my top ten. Anderson and Murray should have stopped there though

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

and i for one am not surprised that rushmore placed this high ... this movie is pretty much the definition of "movie that shamelessly panders to the sensibilities of corny indie fuXors." as is the entirety of wes anderson's oeuvre.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

yo, can we just do the top 10 today? i'm jonesing

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Freeway is fantastic, very underrated lil movie

"sexo? muey bueno?"

xp

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Were you in the shit?"
"yeah, i was in the shit"

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Was hoping for top ten, but I've also noticed some backlash the past few years, so thirteenth is good enough.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

if you underachievers had bothered to look at the nom list election would be top 10 I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

AP destroyed two of the "election #1" ballots imo

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL-kvgOGmzc

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

gonna drown out rushmore placing with election clips, you're welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3GAQgZpww

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Not sure I can ever watch Rushmore again, but I did vote for it.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

whatever, Rushmore is great; {SPOILERS}that whole 'prank war' sequence that culminates in Schwartz cutting Murray's breaks, all to "A Quick One": it's such a knockout

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Rushmore is a movie that I'd seen several times and thought was okay but I didn't really understand why people thought it was so great. And then I watched it again recently and suddenly, for some reason, I totally understood why people thought it was so great.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

Rushmore and Election back to back. It's 2000 all over again and I like it.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

never realized so many of the greatest comedies were about teenagers

CUZ THEY'RE NOT

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

rushmore, election, yf all great. think i only voted for one of them though.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

i don't like wes anderson's movies as much as everyone else does apparently

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

saw Rushmore in the theater, loved it from the jump. am a little burnt out on it and voted for Bottle Rocket instead but i take nothing away from Rushmore, it's good.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

never realized so many of the greatest comedies were about teenagers

CUZ THEY'RE NOT

You have to admit that you may be a little biased towards comedies about octogenarians, Morbs.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

in fact i think i hate every one of his movies, they seem like they were all written on hipster bingo scorecards

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

you Stan for crusty old fuck JLG over Masculin-Feminin too, morbs?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, plenty of "adults" in both Rush and Elect.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

er, Tarfumes otm (many xps)

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

wes anderson's movies are the cinematic equivalent of belle & sebastian albums. they only thing missing are the hello-kitty backpacks.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if that's true, I like at least one Wes Anderson movie and the entire B&S catalog can go die in a fire as far as I'm concerned

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

don't be fatuous, Silent Movie voter

xxxp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

i oppress you w/ kittens, DJP :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

DJP OTM

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

election is an adult comedy that happens to take place in a high school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MoJuaS5x14

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

haha Eisbaer!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Hello Kitty backpacks do not seem very B&S or very Wes to me.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

yo, can we just do the top 10 today? i'm jonesing

― Mordy, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry, man. I don't have stills for the top 10 (pollyphonic says they're almost ready, though). Plus, I don't want to unceremoniously dump them all on the thread back-to-back at the end of the day.

Tomorrow will be v exciting!

or upsetting
or boring
all I know is that there will be lot's of "too high/low" and "get off my lawn, you damn kids" and "all time!" and "what's wrong with you" and "challops" (wtf does that mean?) and "yay that was in my top 10" and "you like/hate this because of some reductive reason that may also be projection on my part"

it'll be awesome!

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

well... which of you obsessive compulsives wants to post some projection lists?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

yeah top 10 tomorrow will be a lotta fun

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

hello-kitty backpacks wouldn't have been outta place in the darjeeling limited imo ... plus he also directed fantastic mr. fox.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, but he'd lost touch with anything even approaching reality at that point

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

9 of the top 12 will def be: Spinal Tap, Groundhog Day, Annie Hall, Blazing Saddles, Big Lebowski, Some Like It Hot, Airplane, Ghostbusters, Holy Grail

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

And made his best film.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

strangelove hasn't shown yet has it

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

re WE i suppose i could do a ctrl+f for "twee" and soak up all the thoughtful criticism

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Someone make a list of today's so I can catch up please!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Hey AP, challop means challenging opinion. Like, intentionally taking an unpopular position just to be cool.

Loved Rushmore at the time. Actually, I haven't seen it in over 10 years, I wonder if it still would hold up today.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I don't think my #1 is going to place!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

my opinion of wes anderson movies ranges from antipathy to active dislike but I voted for the fantastic mr fox in this poll

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

if Strangelove doesn't turn up i will totally morbshulk out.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

#12

BLAZING SADDLES

Mel Brooks
1974
United States
(761 pts, 22 votes, 2 first place)

Blazing Saddles = a movie with a lot of good stuff that is also not a good movie.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:04 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you 'respect' a movie like Blazing Saddles, I think you may be missing the point.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:30 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dissagree. there is actually some surprising depth to blazing saddles in addition to the hijinx, which i think are mostly funny but apparently many people do not
― deeznuts, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:36 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's one for the elders; a lot of the humor is quite dated now.
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, fuck the Marx Brothers too!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:14 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me an elder, I love Blazing Saddles
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I used to rate it with Young Frankenstein. I know better now. Still, "I Get a Kick Out of You" for the win.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Auf wiedersehn, baby...
― Abbott, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:45 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They said you was hung!
And they were RIGHT!!!
― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:47 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gentlemen, we've got to save our phoney-baloney jobs!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blazing Saddles

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

Strangelove will be top five

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

I'll post a recap after #11 is posted

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

Mel brooks iced out of the top 10.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

yeah strangelove is placing no worries

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

I have just never gotten this movie. There's a funny gag or two in there but for the most part I just find it a chore to get through.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

man i would not have expected ghostbusters to be that highly regarded, if true

ciderpress, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

too low.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

O_O how did Blazing Saddles miss the top 10

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, either Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles, possibly both, should have been in the top ten IMO

bizarre

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

blazing saddles not being in Top 10 is ilxor challops at its finest.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

i think Ghostbusters is probably gonna be the 'low enthusiasm' winner getting a small number of points each from a lot of voters

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, I get it. I love YF to death but brooks is broad, silly vaudevillian stuff, not everybody's cup of tea.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

thx greg fanoe for the challops def!

term sounds useful on the internet where making claims abt other people's intentions is like some sort of involuntary biological process

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

This was my #1. Never thought it'd miss the top 5.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

I just checked to see who Harvey Korman actually lost his Best Supporting Oscar to in 1974, and it was DeNiro in Godfather Part II. I GUESS that's fair, but the fact that he didn't get nominated while Fred Astaire got one for The Towering Inferno is some bullshit.

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

Blazing Saddles is amazing imo, i was the other #1 voter. Pryor missed out on starring in the best thing he ever did outside of a standup gig, but Cleavon Little is so perfect that i wouldn't have changed that if i could.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

YF is also a superior FILM to BS ... just sayin'

(putting aside whichever one is "funnier" -- bananas is funnier than annie hall, but the latter is the better FILM)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

and airplane will beat out brooks because it's the crack to his cocaine

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I am sad that YF is not top 10. ;_; But we had to make room for clerks.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

haha

some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

rad s0 much stuff i voted 4 2day:

bill & ted's excellent adventure (my no. 1) is basically the best so w/e but rushmore (no. 12) and anchorman (no. 11) mean that half my ballot has placed. 'rushmore' is p twee but not in a bad way, its really v formal

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for any Mel Brooks. He's ok i suppose

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

Spaceballs is still at large btw

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

at large at #112

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

there's a gigantic fight over what a challop is, actually

I've seen it used to describe disingenuously taking an unpopular or contrary opinion, but I've also seen it used to describe taking a very obvious, mainstream opinion in a manner that suggests it is groundbreaking or edgy (like in high school when you'd run into ppl saying "I don't like your spoonfed mainstream music, I like ALTERNATIVE stuff, like The Smiths")

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

Well, looks like no WC Fields in the top 100; not really a Brooks fan but surprised that he's missing out on the top ten.

etc, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

like in high school ilx when you'd run into ppl saying "I don't like your spoonfed mainstream music, I like ALTERNATIVE stuff, like The Smiths"

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

if spaceballs places I'll eat john candy's calcified bones

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I think the important element is that the poster obv thinks they're blowing our minds or they'd stfu with that obvious horseshit

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

why do u think we invented this term on ilx and not in high school? it was desperately needed here.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

#1 is gonna be demolition man, right?

ciderpress, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

that movie is p. funny

ciderpress, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

i have both of DJP's definitions in mind when i think of "challops." comp lit and law school professors make their living doing the 1st opinion; comp lit and law students try to impress their professors by doing the second.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

hey, at least no unintentionally funny stuff placed. Unless The Room is in the top ten or something

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

IMO the important common denominator in the challop definition is that the opinion is a STATEMENT and you will have your preconceptions BLOWN by it and your world will forever be changed by it... when in reality it just makes you go "lol shut up" and roll your eyes

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

hey, at least no unintentionally funny stuff placed. Unless The Room is in the top ten or something

(1) we should be so lucky; (2) tommy wiseau claims that the room was intentionally funny (or at least he does nowadays); and (3) intentional comedy or not, it's funnier than some of the films that did make it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

and i for one am not surprised that rushmore placed this high ... this movie is pretty much the definition of "movie that shamelessly panders to the absolute best in every man, woman and mother-loving child."

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 1:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eisbaer otm, and god bless you.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

when in reality it just makes you go "lol shut up" and roll your eyes

again, i think my personal "law school and comp lit = challops" definition is VERY apt :D

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

IMO the important common denominator in the challop definition is that the opinion is a STATEMENT and you will have your preconceptions BLOWN by it and your world will forever be changed by it... when in reality it just makes you go "lol shut up" and roll your eyes

yeah this, the "is it really challenging or just mnstrm?" bickering is completely beside the point

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

this feels like a worthwhile discussion

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

AP plz post #11 and end this challop debate I beg of you

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XgCu0.jpg

#11

SOME LIKE IT HOT

Billy Wilder
1959
United States
(791 pts, 26 votes)

Prompted by it coming #5 or summat in a greatest film poll on channel 4 in the uk. I just wondered what ilxor's opinions were on this, the so-called "funniest film ever made". It's not, is it?
We all know that's a toss-up with 'Top Secret!' and 'Staggered' with Martin Clunes. (I've not forgotten 'Wilt' mind you).
It just doesn't deliver enough bellylaughs. Most of the gags are pretty corny, and Tony Curtis only makes you chuckle in his Cary Grant scenes. What it might be, however, is *one of* the greatest comedies ever filmed, because the whole setup is a perfect comic situation, with classic motifs, gender-confusion/campness, blokes in brain-rotting lust, real danger of violence combined with panto chase scenes. In this context Curtis is fine, particularly as his (pretty) masculinity suits the crossdressing theme ideally.
Men will always like this film for one particular reason, and she is fabulous throughout.
So for me it is somewhere in between.
― pete s, Saturday, March 20, 2004 6:56 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the scenes on the train always make me laugh
― ryan (ryan), Saturday, March 20, 2004 6:58 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh and that Cary Grant stuff is hilarious too!
― ryan (ryan), Saturday, March 20, 2004 6:59 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

completely brilliant from beginning to end. i like "the apartment" more for personal reasons, but "some like it hot" is as perfect as film comedies get. gangsters, marilyn and jack lemmon in drag - really, what more could you ask for?
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:24 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I used to really like the apartment a LOT but more and more the doormat quality of Lennon's character gets to me. The second a friend saw Lemmon wearing that goofy hat in obliviousness and said "you LIKE that guy?" I realized the dream was over.
Some Like It Hot is hysterical except for the violent stuff. Billy Wilder said his original idea was just a comedy based around the Valentine's Day Massacre. I think he should have left that element out once he hit on the Marilyn Monroe and cross-dressing material. Or at least not made it SO brutal (especially that big speech by the mob boss in the climax).
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:03 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's a genuine masterpiece. It's full of glorious things, a trio of stars brilliantly used plus some top secondary cast, lots of good lines and situations and the best final punchline of any fim ever. I'm not sure it's my favourite Wilder, but he's one of my few favourite directors, so I'm sure it would still make my top 20 or so movies.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, March 21, 2004 5:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very very funny movie! jack lemmon's performance is really wonderful (tony curtis too obv), the way he relishes his drag persona is just great.
the dvd interview with tony curtis is completely priceless and impossible to describe.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, March 21, 2004 12:20 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

8 years pass...

roolz over Tootsie
bet Sotosyn is annoyed by the great Joe E Brown
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 31, 2012 1:57 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some Like It Hot: Classic, Dud or Something Inbetween?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

too low!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

Goddamn it, every time I want to express my opinion AP goes and finds the time I did it more than five years ago

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

ty

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

I think everyone is underestimating the power of Office Space in this poll. I fully expect it to be top 3.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

also this was on TCM over the weekend!

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

hray

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

this is about where i expected some like it hot to be.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I had this at #7

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I think everyone is underestimating the power of Office Space in this poll. I fully expect it to be top 3.

OTM (dunno about Top 3, but i'm sure it'll be in the Top 10).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

SLiH has been hovering around #10 since the beginning. It does deserve to be higher, though.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

i think that office space and ghostbusters are the silent-but-deadlies in this poll (i.e., they didn't make it to #1 on any [or many] ballots, but a LOT of voters voted for them and those votes added up).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

anyone recap? I can't do search on this..

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

even the bellhop who wants to get in Lemmon's panties is funny in this

still, slightly overrated, The Apartment is better

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

the sad sad story thus far

100 Singin' In The Rain
99 swingers
97 army of darkness
97 Network
94 Manhattan
94 Sullivan's Travels
94 Team America
93 Lost In America
92 There's Something About Mary
89 a serious man
89 pink flamingos
89 Trouble in Paradise
88 Delicatessen
87 A Night at the Opera (1935)
86 A Shot in the Dark
85 The Muppet Movie
84 Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
83 Princess Bride
82 Tootsie
81 Trading Places
79 Being There
79 National Lampoon's Vacation
76 The Blues Brothers
76 The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
76 To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
75 The Hudsucker Proxy
74 MASH
73 Mean Girls
72 Top Secret
71 Kung Fu Hustle
69 Modern Times
69 Wating for Guffman
67 A Hard Day's Night
67 Sherlock Jr
66 THE PHILADELPHIA STORY
65 A FISH CALLED WANDA
64 MY MAN GODFREY
63 EVIL DEAD II
62 THE MEANING OF LIFE
61 DUMB AND DUMBER
60 PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
59 KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS
58 THE LADY EVE
57 GHOST WORLD
56 DEAD ALIVE (BRAINDEAD)
55 THE KING OF COMEDY
54 ANIMAL HOUSE
53 O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?
52 BRAZIL
51 THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
50 HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
49 CLUELESS
48 WAYNE’S WORLD
47 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
46 ZOOLANDER
45 THE APARTMENT
44 IN THE LOOP
43 THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
42 BACK TO THE FUTURE
41 FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
40 FARGO
39 THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF THE POLICE SQUAD!
38 PLAYTIME
37 SHAUN OF THE DEAD
36 THE PRODUCERS
35 BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR TO MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
34 HEATHERS
33 CADDYSHACK
32 DAZED AND CONFUSED
31 WITHNAIL AND I
30 BRINGING UP BABY
29 WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
28 BEST IN SHOW
27 HIS GIRL FRIDAY
26 BAD SANTA
25 SUPERBAD
24 BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
23 REPO MAN
22 LIFE OF BRIAN
21 BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
20 PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
19 THE JERK
18 RAISING ARIZONA
17 ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
16 SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT
15 YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
14 ELECTION
13 RUSHMORE
12 BLAZING SADDLES
11 SOME LIKE IT HOT

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://laborrightsblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/23/ist2_3868327_big_yawn.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot to vote for this, but happy to see it placing, it's great

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

my best single day showing so far

23 REPO MAN
21 BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
20 PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
16 SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT
15 YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
14 ELECTION

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS

tomorrow ---> DEFINITIVE AND UNIMPEACHABLE TOP TEN ALL TIME COMEDIES OF THE UNIVERSE

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

plus magnolia

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

so what do you guys think have been the challops movie votes out of what has placed so far?

*stirs the pot*

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

ppl who voted napoleon dynamite clearly did it solely to piss off those of us with refined taste and good standing

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

*dumps pot on floor*

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

I criminally blanked on Some Like It Hot while throwing my ballot together; should have been higher. Would like to re-watch South Park in light of The Book of Mormon, tbh.

Looks like Morbs had more films from his ballot make the top 100 than I did; fairly certain I'm the only vote for a dozen or so.

etc, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

an army of irate napoleon dynamite stans are now gonna storm to yer house to snap yer repo man and being john malkovich etc. DVDs in half, edward III

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

there we go!

*cackles*

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

i don't get malkovich finishing so high. it had it's funny parts, but mostly bummed me out.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Some Like It Hot should've been in the top 5, it certainly is a better comedy than Annie Hall or Ghostbusters.

Btw, I just realized Galaxy Quest isn't gonna be in the top 100, which is a damn shame. I though ILX's geek contingent would've pushed it that far.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

also this was on TCM over the weekend!

yeah, so was 7 year Itch which I had never seen. I thought 7YI was pretty damn funny.

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

an army of napoleon dynamite stans huh, sounds terrifying

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

Also, looks like there's gonna be exactly 3 non-English language movies in the top 100... Is it really so hard for you Anglos to watch foreign films? I would've expected Together, and at least one of Almodovar's, and something from Japan to place.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

Yep, too hard.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

I'd watch them if dubbed.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for hey, we're john malkovich!

does that count

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Anglos don't like foreign films b/c you furrners talk funny, yer mamas dress you funny and yer jokes make no sense!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

plus we think all foreign films are like the UFOPORNOOO video, only 90+ minutes long.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

A lot of verbal comedy (which I like) doesn't translate well!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

i was vaguely annoyed by SLIH but i can't remember why

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

Also, looks like there's gonna be exactly 3 non-English language movies in the top 100... Is it really so hard for you Anglos to watch foreign films?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

advancing the fine art of challops

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

can a question be a challops? tuomas says yes!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

mind = BLOWN

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

if non-english speakers understood marketing to the US and were any good at it...

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

the french seem to understand marketing to the US well enough ... or at least, how to market their films to the art-house/snob set over here.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

exactly

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

Btw, I just realized Galaxy Quest isn't gonna be in the top 100, which is a damn shame

aw I've got much love for that movie but it's little more than a serviceable parody. otoh worse parodies have already placed soooo

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

If you think something you like would appeal to a broad audience, and it doesn't have one, then it's not necessarily the audience's fault for having shallow interests.

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

in my experience familiarity with the language, the cadences of said languages, the idioms and registers, are so much more important when trying to make ppl laugh than in other pursuits. esp since comedy differs so vastly from culture to culture and language to language.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

re: lack of foreign language films - I have often pondered the way culturual signifiers can make comedy totally inscrutable. I've watched some French and Japanese stuff that I can tell was supposed to be absolutely hilarious but was completely nonsensical to me because I didn't get any of the references.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

and yeah language figures heavily too obviously

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

I had 4 or 5 non-english lang films in my ballot, I'm sure I was the only one voting for most of them, problem is not that nobody watches non-english movies, but that it's difficult for consensus to form around one of them, I bet you will see a lot of non-eng movies in the sub-100 list

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

I loved Together (assuming we're talking about the Moodysson?), but it would not have occurred to me to vote for it in a comedy poll.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

There are only four foreign language films in the 101-200 range, fwiw

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

shit I didn't vote for Alphaville

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

I've watched some French and Japanese stuff that I can tell was supposed to be absolutely hilarious but was completely nonsensical to me because I didn't get any of the references.

yes, happiness of the katakuris and king of hearts are completely inscrutable

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

There are only four foreign language films in the 101-200 range, fwiw

what about in the 201 - 663 range

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

hrrm, no Super Troopers yet, maybe it's not the cult hit I thought

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, if a comedy is dialogue-heavy, not knowing the language can hinder some of the enjoyment, but there's plenty of visual comedies where language is secondary. (Delicatessen placing is perhaps a proof of that.) Like, I don't Japanese at all, but I've enjoyed all the movies SABU that I've seen a lot, since getting the linguistic nuances is secondary to what they are about.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

My surprise no-show: Local Hero

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

no Cantinflas films, either.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

rushmore has two moments that redeem anderson's career - 'OR they' and the part where bill murray wanders onto a basketball court and blocks a little kid's shot (this was the last time bill murray was funny, too)

so if we did this poll in 2006, surely little miss sunshine and juno would've placed, right? precipitous fall from critical grace

― Mordy, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

juno didn't even exist, and the LMS thread is filled with bile

also if you think witherspoon failed to deliver warmth in walk the line, well, i dunno man

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

let's face it, english is the language of funny

nordic languages only good for pondering the existential misery of our short lives in a godless world

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

yes, happiness of the katakuris and king of hearts are completely inscrutable

these are not the movies I was referring to but thanks for contributing

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

jackie chan films are pretty amusing, but were any nominated? and even if they were (and we didn't bore ourselves silly in endless debates about whether jackie chan films are really comedies or not), he's also made a LOT of funny films and i dunno if any one of them is sorta universally agreed upon as THE definitive Jackie Chan laughfest.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

Thuomas, how common are foreign language films in Finland and what % of them are English? Are they generally released in art-house theatres or do they have a mainstream audience? Genuinely curious.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

hrrm, no Super Troopers yet, maybe it's not the cult hit I thought

ditto this!

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

brooks is broad, silly vaudevillian stuff, not everybody's cup of tea.

OTM. I prefer Smooth Move!

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

um, i don't believe kung fu hustle was an english film, unless you chose to watch it dubbed

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

I did vote for god of cookery.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

you know how the french love their cinema, right?

here are the top grossing films in france for 2011

1 Intouchables n/a $166,126,377 11/2
2 Rien à déclarer (Nothing to Declare) n/a $74,563,018 2/2
3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part Two) Warner Bros. $67,311,500 7/13
4 The Adventures of Tintin Sony $53,970,688 10/26
5 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (3D) Disney $49,217,332 5/18
6 Puss in Boots PPI $33,237,577 11/30
7 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 n/a $31,131,910 11/16
8 Rise of the Planet of the Apes Fox $29,754,730 8/10
9 Kung Fu Panda 2 PPI $27,859,798 6/15
10 Transformers 3 PPI $27,705,388 6/29
11 The Smurfs Sony $27,621,245 8/3
12 Cars 2 Disney $27,585,179 7/27
13 The King's Speech Wild Bunch $26,779,314 2/2
14 The Artist Warner Bros. $26,280,646 10/12
15 Rio Fox $24,764,458 4/13
16 Black Swan Fox $23,924,495 2/9
17 The Hangover Part II Warner Bros. $23,152,607 5/25
18 Fast Five UPI $23,113,416 5/4
19 Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol PPI $20,133,828 12/14
20 Polisse n/a $19,798,008 10/19

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

I have a long lengthy rant brewing in the back of my head that I am waiting for the end of the poll to unleash that will probably be expressed in short bursts of despairing anger. I'm waiting because there are still potential surprises for the top 10 but tbh I don't expect any of the movies I personally am fuming over to appear at this point, and some of them really, really should have.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

Is it really so hard for you Anglos to watch foreign films?

not enough teenagers or SNL cast members.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

i had remembered juno coming out before sunshine but i guess i remembered wrong

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

Well, at least this discussion led me to re-watching one of the best scenes from Drunken Master II on YouTube - near-perfect physical comedy, and a good excuse to drink.

Surprised that with some of the twee-bait that's shown up Amelie won't show; thought it was (or used to be) ILx catnip.

(xpost with Eisbaer, heh)

etc, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

this poll has made me question whether or not i actually understand comedy or humor

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

There are maybe four movies left on my ballot that I'm absolutely sure will be in the top ten. Outside of that, I could not even hazard a guess. These results been cray-cray.

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

Drunken Master II was on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

i thought Three Kings was going to be a lock...

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

I look forward to DJP's words

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

btw, I saw Undercover Brother in the theater

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

this poll has made me question whether or not i actually understand comedy or humor

There are so many styles and facets of comedy, and so much of its value is intensely subjective, and (as noted before) everyone seemed to have their own distinctive approach to voting that the results of this poll couldn't really be anything but batshit and all over the place. Which is exactly what I anticipated and hoped for. So I think, even if you have no idea what's going on with this poll, you shouldn't assume it's really indicative of a whole lot (I mean, I'll bet the results probably don't overlap with any individual person's taste more than, like, 70%). Anyway, it's been a rad ride. I have a decent list of stuff to explore/revisit!

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

the only film that's been on the list so far that made me go WTF is josie and the pussycats and that only b/c i really had no idea that that film had a following of any sort that was sizeable to put into a Top 100 list. even the other films that i didn't find funny (in particular, all y'all know which one), at least i understood their appeal or knew that they had a sizeable contigent of fans.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

I am feeling a little unsettled that "my" comedies are not ILX's comedies...and then I start thinking am I old, nostalgic, what exactly is my sense of humor?

but when I watched At The Circus last night I laughed more than I have in a lot of funny movies i've seen recently so I feel okay about my humor/taste level

I blame that interminable nominations thread for making people's heads turn into pudding (JOEKS)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Only one film about babies so far (Raising Arizona). Maybe if you guys would spend less time watching SNL movies you could find more time for all the great comedy films about babies. (Swingers and Bringing Up Baby don't count.)

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

look who's talking now?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

also realizing: no Bedazzled, no The Party, no Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, no American Werewolf in London, no Smokey and the Bandit, no Clue

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol, Clue got cut from my ballot at the last minute

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

wait...also..am I right? no Super Troopers?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Only one film about babies so far (Raising Arizona). Maybe if you guys would spend less time watching SNL movies you could find more time for all the great comedy films about babies. (Swingers and Bringing Up Baby don't count.)

yer obviously repping for little man and look who's talking too amirite?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

No Baby's Day Out, No Credibility.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am feeling a little unsettled that "my" comedies are not ILX's comedies...and then I start thinking am I old, nostalgic, what exactly is my sense of humor?

The thing with me is that I have a fairly firm grasp on that which constitutes my sense of humor, and I know that there isn't a huge amount of overlap of my sense of humor with that of most other people, and I'm pretty okay with that. Just own what you dig, VG! No one can ever take that away from you!

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

and of course, superbabies: baby geniuses 2!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

Like I ran my ballot by my ILXor-by-proxy brother (I let him know if something pops up that he might wanna read), whose sense of humor most closely matches mine, and he was like, "Ummmmmm...nope, nope, nope, nope..." Whatevs, bro!

Bill & Ted's Eggcellent Saladventure (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

Mr Veg used to have this this thing where he'd get be bored and decide to watch a movie on tv. And he'd watch any movie on TV as long as it was just starting when he scanned through the guide. I can attest that he once sat through the entirely of Baby Geniuses 2 just because it was on.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

I watched a good chunk of a Baby Geniuses film. Can't recall which one.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

now I know the answer to "what the hell is wrong with you people"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

I don't usually get so flummoxed by people not liking the things that I like...usually it's pretty energising hahah...but I dunno, with comedy it's sort of a communal thing where shared laughter is the best kind, and it's SO weird to have all these movies that I've always found to be so treasured among friends and fmaily and everyone's just like, nope, nope nope lol.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, not like the entirely of my ballot didn't place, i think I've done okay, but these results are just really kinda fascinating to me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

it's like our own version of the lost generation, only instead of "kidnapped and brainwashed into terrorists" it's "accidentally watched 'Baby Geniuses'"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

South Park is the only film in 11-100 about elementary school, and Wet Hot the only film that's even remotely about junior high kids.

Age 2-7 completely underrepresented.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno VG you and ENBB seem to have had a fairly good time of it in the results so far, I wouldn't worry about it.

DJP I don't think that's what "the lost generation" is? what lost generation are you thinking of

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

actually, the pedobear constituency is TOTALLY not represented here ... unless either little miss sunshine or lolita awaits us in the Top 10.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

Age 2-7 completely underrepresented.

exactly, 7 Year Itch should be on here somewhere

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

DJP I don't think that's what "the lost generation" is? what lost generation are you thinking of

Joseph Kony

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

was imagining hemingway being brainwashed by gertrude stein tbh

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

yes, happiness of the katakuris and king of hearts are completely inscrutable

these are not the movies I was referring to but thanks for contributing

― You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:37 PM (42 minutes ago)

I dunno I just don't buy the "comedy doesn't translate" line. I watch a lot of supposedly hilarious american movies and find them unfunny, I don't chalk it up to cultural differences, senses of humor tend to be idiosyncratic. or maybe ppl just like the smell of their own fart jokes.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

actually, the pedobear constituency is TOTALLY not represented here

dude, Ghost World placed

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

i should've voted in this

how many movies per ballot?

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, with comedy it's sort of a communal thing where shared laughter is the best kind, and it's SO weird to have all these movies that I've always found to be so treasured among friends and fmaily and everyone's just like, nope, nope nope lol.

Yeah, I get that. I don't know what my particular deal is. Even as a performer, I've generally been pretty unconcerned with actively trying to get laughs (which tends to be the easiest way to sidestep laughs altogether). And I tend to dig comedy that doesn't really want to please all of the people or that's trying something off-center without the safety net of familiarity or easy laughs. But then I also like sitting around with friends and beers and watching Dirty Work and Tommy Boy.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

(note: I have not seen Ghost World)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

and we're at the top ten and most films have had less than a third of voters voting for them, so nobody should feel like their tastes are out of alignment I think

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

haha yes i forgot about ghost world ... or election for that matter.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

it's probably for the best that Happiness didn't pop up here

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol, Clue got cut from my ballot at the last minute

i suspected yr ballot was clueless

Lamp, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

I actually think there might still be a chance for Welcome To The Dollhouse to show up. Not that I think it should at this point or that it actually will, but who knows with these results.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

I watch a lot of supposedly hilarious american movies and find them unfunny, I don't chalk it up to cultural differences, senses of humor tend to be idiosyncratic. or maybe ppl just like the smell of their own fart jokes.

okay, here's a really specific example - Takeshi Kitano's "Getting Any?" I like a lot of Kitano's movies (even some of his which could be considered comedies like Takeshis or Zatoichi) but I find this movie utterly baffling. He was clearly parodying Japanese TV shows/figures/tropes/cliches of which I have no knowledge, so much so that from one scene to the next I couldn't even tell who was making the joke or who it was directed at. Any time comedy dips into things like gender roles or pop culture references or language-based humor, people from other cultures are going to be more than a little adrift - they just don't have the context. Something like slapstick (insert football in the groin.gif) are nearly universal (pain is funny!) but when you get beyond stuff like that the laughs have a much longer bridge to cross...

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure Bedazzled will appear, as will The Party. Well, poss not The Party.

I thought "Help" might, HDN is the better film, but Help is more comedy..

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't mean to make it sound like you guys are all making me miserable itt, far from it. I'm having a hoot! (beneath the tears of incomprehension...)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

I would be astonished if Help made it into the top 10. ASTONISHED, i tell you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

I have a little hope for Clue. Not a lot, but a little.

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

Wonder if #1 will crack 1000 points

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

thought maybe Muurder by Death or I'm Gonna Git You Sucka would show up

i love my parodies

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

both of those were on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

I meant "Help" appear, not top ten.

Although it *could* happen, in this post JATPC pollballotworld.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

I love I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! Though I saw CB4 first, I kinda lean in its favor.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

CB4 was another late casualty from my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

i seriously thought about voting for fear of a black hat.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

jeez louise, The Room was mentioned upthread. I googled and this scene is something else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

I enjoyed The Room way more in a theater prepared to watch it as goofy than sitting around a laptop seeing a really uncomfortable film.

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

Speaking of Murder by Death, I forgot about The Cat and the Canary.

Curious to see how much of a points jump we're going to get in the top five.

xpost - brownie, find a scene with Denny for full The Room effect!

etc, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

yeah according to wiki Denny is supposed to be uh "mentally retarded"? but he's a college student or something idk

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

The Room is best watched in the company of others. I got it for Christmas a couple years back, and we watched it as a family. Even my mom thought it was pretty funny and OTT.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

'best x' ilx/e poll results are, ime, generally a v. consistent mark of ?quality?- not maybe the right term- but if we used say the ilx 00's TV poll, the entries i recognised i recognised as exceptional, even if not to my taste, and i could- and have- used the unknown results as 'must watch' lists to good-to-great success.

This poll.......isn't like that.

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

okay, here's a really specific example - Takeshi Kitano's "Getting Any?" I like a lot of Kitano's movies (even some of his which could be considered comedies like Takeshis or Zatoichi) but I find this movie utterly baffling. He was clearly parodying Japanese TV shows/figures/tropes/cliches of which I have no knowledge, so much so that from one scene to the next I couldn't even tell who was making the joke or who it was directed at. Any time comedy dips into things like gender roles or pop culture references or language-based humor, people from other cultures are going to be more than a little adrift - they just don't have the context. Something like slapstick (insert football in the groin.gif) are nearly universal (pain is funny!) but when you get beyond stuff like that the laughs have a much longer bridge to cross...

I love a lot of arnold schwarzenegger movies but I find jingle all the way completely baffling. maybe getting any? is just a lousy movie.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

It lays bare the hive mind manifest.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

ikr

by the time we got to the top 10 action movies everyone was like high-fiving and doing that thing where two people leap into the air and bump chests

xposts

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

This thread, not "Jingle all the way" xpost

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

aw

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol NZA otm

Mark- seems to question if a hivemind even exists wrt humour tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

as well to disclose that i've missed lots of results due to irl stuff/phone not being able to process 7556 posts of non-bellylaugh 'comedy', so if someone could c&p a list of the bewilderment so far i'd appreciate it

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe a number of hives.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

These films from the AFI 100 Years ... 100 Laughs poll have not shown up yet:

3. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1964
4. Annie Hall 1977
5. Duck Soup 1933
8. It Happened One Night 1934
9. The Graduate 1967
10. Airplane! 1980
17. The Odd Couple 1968
18. The General 1927
22. Adam's Rib 1949
23. When Harry Met Sally... 1989
24. Born Yesterday 1950
25. The Gold Rush 1925
29. This Is Spinal Tap 1984
30. Arsenic and Old Lace 1944
32. The Thin Man 1934
34. Groundhog Day 1993
35. Harvey 1950
37. The Great Dictator 1940
38. City Lights 1931
40. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World 1963
41. Moonstruck 1987
42. Big 1988
43. American Graffiti 1973
45. Harold and Maude 1971
47. Shampoo 1975
50. Cat Ballou 1965
51. The Seven Year Itch 1955
52. Ninotchka 1939
53. Arthur 1981
54. The Miracle of Morgan's Creek 1944
56. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 1948
57. Diner 1982
58. It's a Gift 1934
59. A Day at the Races 1937
60. Topper 1937
61. What's Up, Doc? 1972
63. Beverly Hills Cop 1984
64. Broadcast News 1987
65. Horse Feathers 1932
66. Take the Money and Run 1969
67. Mrs. Doubtfire 1993
68. The Awful Truth 1937
69. Bananas 1971
70. Mr. Deeds Goes to Town 1936
72. Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House 1948
73. Monkey Business 1931
74. Nine to Five 1980
75. She Done Him Wrong 1933
76. Victor Victoria 1982
77. The Palm Beach Story 1942
78. Road to Morocco 1942
79. The Freshman 1925
80. Sleeper 1973
81. The Navigator 1924
82. Private Benjamin 1980
83. Father of the Bride 1950
85. Dinner at Eight 1933
86. City Slickers 1991
87. Fast Times at Ridgemont High 1982
88. Beetlejuice 1988
90. Woman of the Year 1942
91. The Heartbreak Kid 1972
92. Ball of Fire 1941
94. Auntie Mame 1958
95. Silver Streak 1976
96. Sons of the Desert 1933
97. Bull Durham 1988
98. The Court Jester 1956
99. The Nutty Professor 1963
100. Good Morning, Vietnam 1987

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

Right here, darraghmac.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

And thank god for that, polyphonic.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

The Thin Man isn't going to make it ;_:

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

(Actually, there's some surprisingly decent stuff in there whose absence from these results makes me cry.)

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

25 SUPERBAD
24 BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
23 REPO MAN
22 LIFE OF BRIAN
21 BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
20 PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
19 THE JERK
18 RAISING ARIZONA
17 ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
16 SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT
15 YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
14 ELECTION - STILL MAD AT MYSELF
13 RUSHMORE
12 BLAZING SADDLES
11 SOME LIKE IT HOT

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

i think something like this can be more alienating than an action poll, bc in an action poll even films you thought were bad were at least comprehensible. like you understood the plot, what ppl were getting out of it, you may have even enjoyed a scene or two. but with a comedy if the tone doesn't resonate with you it can feel like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE PPL LAUGHING ABOUT?" in a much more dramatic way. i don't just dislike napoleon dynamite, i actually don't understand what ppl find funny about it. if i sat down with an action film i could point out what scenes ppl really liked. i'm not sure i could point out the really funny scenes in ND (and i imagine WHAS haters would have a similar problem pointing out what ppl are particularly finding funny).

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

also realizing: no Bedazzled, no The Party, no Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, no American Werewolf in London, no Smokey and the Bandit, no Clue

now that REPO MAN has been granted its rightful place in the pantheon, i kind of don't give a shot what else places or doesn't. i mean, it would be great to see american werewolf, pootie tang, happiness of the katakuris, wise blood or death race 2000 in the final results, but at this point i am content that justice has been served.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

Oh the ones in bold are one that debuting today that I voted for.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol, "give a shot"

i am dainty over here

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

Guess Zelig doesn't have a chance.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

14 ELECTION - STILL MAD AT MYSELF

lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

tks deric

Reads better like that tbh

brian placing at #22 is objectively wrong i mean y'all don't deserve the right to poll

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Yesterday's list as it stands:

OLD
*Duck Soup
The General
The Great Dictator
It Happened One Night
The Shop Around The Corner

60s
*Dr. Strangelove
The Odd Couple

70s
*Annie Hall
*Holy Grail
Love and Death

80s
*Airplane
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
*Coming To America
*Ghostbusters
*This Is Spinal Tap

90s
Austin Powers
*The Big Lebowski
*Groundhog Day
*Office Space

00s - NOTHING. Screw you, the 00s

* for will definitely place. I can't count too good.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

I really had no idea people liked Coming To America that much

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen coming to america. i guess i should

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

Coming To America is a fantastic, fantastic movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

It's not gonna make top ten. Eddie was robbed.

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

you have 11 will definitely places for 10 more slots btw

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

don't bother tbh, steve martin makes better comedies ffs

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

re: Coming to America- i've only seen parts of it due my getting restless during commercial breaks

thank you TCM for being commercial free

brownie, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

i think something like this can be more alienating than an action poll, bc in an action poll even films you thought were bad were at least comprehensible. like you understood the plot, what ppl were getting out of it, you may have even enjoyed a scene or two. but with a comedy if the tone doesn't resonate with you it can feel like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE PPL LAUGHING ABOUT?" in a much more dramatic way. i don't just dislike napoleon dynamite, i actually don't understand what ppl find funny about it.

― Mordy, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:58 PM

this is an interesting point. a few years ago, there was a widely-reported study that found bad jokes can make people quite angry. failed attempts at humor cause significant social disruption and reflect very badly on the would-be funnyman. i wonder why this might be.

perhaps it's that humor is inherently disruptive, and when it fails, the breach seems doubly egregious. there's also something rather demanding about humor, in that it seems so aggressively to seek approval and endorsement. when laughs don't materialize naturally, humor's neediness seems contemptible.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

only super troopers at #1 can redeem this sad and tawdry challopfest

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

Coming To America is a fantastic, fantastic movie

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's as good as trading places, not sure it's better

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

ah, the old reverse challop darragh

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

have you not seen super troopers? Shake not thy gory 'lops at me

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

i think something like this can be more alienating than an action poll, bc in an action poll even films you thought were bad were at least comprehensible. like you understood the plot, what ppl were getting out of it, you may have even enjoyed a scene or two. but with a comedy if the tone doesn't resonate with you it can feel like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE PPL LAUGHING ABOUT?" in a much more dramatic way.

I do get what you're saying. The combination of the broad range of things defined as comedy comedy combined with the varied and intensely-subjective ideas of what's funny just doesn't allow for formulas that are as easily parseable as "GUNS + FAST CARS + EXPLOSIONS = ACTION MOVIE". And when people crank out boilerplate comedy that's easily identifiable as such, it's usually shit.

i don't just dislike napoleon dynamite, i actually don't understand what ppl find funny about it.

Can I just say...I have never knowingly met a person IRL who disliked or didn't get Napoleon Dynamite, and I know a number of people (smart and funny people with good taste) who rate it pretty highly. I would never have guessed at the level of antipathy/bafflement it's generated here.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen it yeah

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

Shake not thy gory 'lops at me

bravo

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder why this might be.

Because most humor challenges the norms or manners of the audience in order to create a funny situation, and for some the humor may not be evident or acceptable?

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

My favorite part of Napoleon Dynamite:

Uncle Rico: "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

I mean,
parody & satire - sacred cows!
slapstick - breaks social code, stupid buffoonery!
sarcasm/wit - I don't quite get this, so I'm angry!

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

Revised prediction:

Groundhog Day
Annie Hall
Dr. Strangelove
The Big Lebowski
Airplane!
This Is Spinal Tap
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Duck Soup
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Stripes

I'm still coming to terms with the possibility of Ghostbusters and/or Coming to America. (To be fair, I've never seen the latter.) I'll stick with Fast Times, even though I'd forgotten that it was accidentally left off the nomination list--that's a disadvantage.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

there's also something rather demanding about humor, in that it seems so aggressively to seek approval and endorsement. when laughs don't materialize naturally, humor's neediness seems contemptible.

I often find humor's neediness contemptible. It's at the root of most of the comedy that I actively dislike. That and outright cynicism.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

no fucking way Stripes is appearing

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

I have never knowingly met a person IRL who disliked or didn't get Napoleon Dynamite, and I know a number of people (smart and funny people with good taste) who rate it pretty highly. I would never have guessed at the level of antipathy/bafflement it's generated here.

― Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:12 PM (41 seconds ago)

same in that i've never known a vituperative ND hater irl, but i've spent enough time on the internet to have learned that any film that could conceivably be seen as skewing "indie" will attract LEGIONS of violent belligerent haters.

c.f. ND, little miss sunshine, juno, wes anderson, etc. nothing in this poll has attracted such widespread and bitter opprobrium, not SNL movies, not apatow, nothing. certain people just hate what they perceive as indieness in comedy.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

^ "...violently belligerent haters."

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

ya i watched stripes yesterday it's no #10

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

I know. I'm in denial.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

I am pretty sure that there aren't scathing putdowns of "Superstar" because no one besides KJB is holding it up as an example of Comedy Done Right

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think Fast Times or Stripes are happening, clemenza. Office Space will take one of those spots, and I have no idea what the other one will be. I wouldn't mind if it was American Movie, honestly.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

I've actually seen Office Space (as opposed to most of the more recent entries)...I didn't hate it or anything, but baffled beyond words.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

None of these have made it in so far off my ballot, and I know only a handful (THE AWESOMEST ONES) will. They better!

Airplane
Pink Panther
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Duck Soup
The Party
Parenthood
Ghostbusters
Hank & Mike
Big Lebowski
Bedazzled
Better Off Dead
Uncle Buck
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Big Trouble In Little China
My Cousin Vinny
An American Werewolf in London
Kentucky Fried Movie
Monsters Inc
My Fair Lady
Smokey & The Bandit
Three Amigos
Office Space
Super Troopers
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Clue
Moonstruck
The Castle

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

I am pretty sure that there aren't scathing putdowns of "Superstar" because no one besides KJB is holding it up as an example of Comedy Done Right

yeah, but my point is not that [example of shitty indie comedy] attracts a lot of hate, but that any comedy that reads as indie in the ND/juno/wes anderson sense will attract scads of extremely bitter and harsh detractors p much anywhere on the internet. same isn't true of SNL films.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

Here's a question: is there anyone who likes Napoleon Dynamite but DOES NOT like Rushmore?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

I can sort of see the comparison, but aren't Max and Napoleon as completely unlike each other as two characters could be?

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

c.f. ND, little miss sunshine, juno, wes anderson, etc. nothing in this poll has attracted such widespread and bitter opprobrium, not SNL movies, not apatow, nothing. certain people just hate what they perceive as indieness in comedy.

Yeah, I'd accept that some of that stuff just isn't people's thing (some of it just isn't my thing), but the virulence of the antipathy certainly suggests that there's some whole other hangup informing most of the hateration. I'd like to think that most people will eventually grow out of stuff like that.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

that's just low polyphonic

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

I can sort of see the comparison, but aren't Max and Napoleon as completely unlike each other as two characters could be?

Sure, but ND apes the Anderson style so hard.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

Here's a question: is there anyone who likes Napoleon Dynamite but DOES NOT like Rushmore?

As noted above, I liked ND from the first time I saw it (and continue to find it dumbly hilarious upon repeat viewings), but it took a long time for Rushmore to grow on me. But, yeah, feels like an apples and oranges comparison to me. I've always said the ND/Wes Anderson comparisons were really lazy, as, once you get beyond their shared creation of heightened, hermetically-sealed little universes, they seem to have pretty divergent goals.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

It's not the indie so much as the hatefulness that I think people don't like about Napoleon Dynamite.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

And anyway, I already pointed out that my intense appreciation of Tim and Eric is a better cipher for figuring out why I, in particular, like ND.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

if so many people can see ND and miss all the hatefulness, maybe yr looking too hard?

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

The character name "Lafawnduh" made me uncomfortable.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

you have 11 will definitely places for 10 more slots btw

No jokes one the comedy thread?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

It's not the indie so much as the hatefulness that I think people don't like about Napoleon Dynamite.

yeah, but that "hatefulness" isn't something that's self-evident and unambiguously present. i see ND as a very affectionate and warmhearted film. if anything, it's a bit more cloyingly gentle than i typically like. and this poll has found welcoming room for stuff that's far more bitterly misanthropic: brazil, the meaning of life, being john malkovitch, election.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

*on

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

The character name "Lafawnduh" made me uncomfortable.

― polyphonic, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a fair objection, but it's a fairly minor point in ND, and most of the hateration itt has seemed to find fault with the film's mere and entire being.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, no kidding. I voted for at least a dozen or more movies that are way more bitter/angry/dark/misanthropic than ND.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

what about racist-y

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

Vote for Pedro etc

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

gosh.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

^ that pretty much sums up my objections tbh

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

I know there were some reviewers who considered Rushmore hateful. (This is the best I could come up with quickly searching "Rushmore" + "hateful.") Don't agree--I think there's a confusion between some of Max's more callous actions and the film's overall tone/attitude towards those actions--but I remember reading similar sentiments elsewhere.

http://tmb-movies.blogspot.ca/2009/08/summer-offensive-58-rushmore-review.html

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

Max is obviously portrayed as an immature idiot (if a precocious one)

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

what about racist-y

You already played that half-ass, weak tea card, Shakey. Everyone in the movie is inarguably a caricature, but the only characters who are portrayed in anything resembling an unsympathetic light are, what, Uncle Rico, Don, the kid who steals Napoleon's tots, and I guess Napoleon himself. A buncha white dudes. And are you, like, 100% serious about 'Vote For Pedro'? Is that on its own really supposed to be an argument for racist intent? Scratchin' my head over here...

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

i do think there's something "questionable" abt ND's approach to race, but it's pretty innocuous even on that score.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I think if anything, the handling of race is just more awkward (possibly from a dearth of exposure) than anything. I could prolly rattle of a nice long list of recent-ish movies that I find much, much more racially problematic than ND.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

You already played that half-ass, weak tea card, Shakey.

actually no, I was specifically asked by the person in charge of this thread (AP) not to take this line any further. presumably because he knew it would blow up into a huge clusterfuck. I will happily argue that the film is a racist POS

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

re "indie" films and hatefulness: i think wes anderson's films are funny but a little arch & not something that i warm to immediately & i tend to forget them easily. i definitely don't hate them (nor do i hate belle & sebastian either).

i found juno charming & slightly clever but slight and not worth getting worked up about. i can def understand why someone would hate it, though -- it does seem rather too impressed w/ itself, which is irritating (but not really hateful AFAIC).

haven't seen little miss sunshine -- i suspect i might like it, but mostly b/c of Steve Carrell.

i don't want to rehash why i despise napoleon dynamite so strongly -- but i will concede that my dislike is based on something more than the fact that it's a shittily-made flick that's really an overlong SNL skit that wouldn't even be funny if it were 5 minutes long. i've known folks IRL who both love and loathe it, definitely not just here or elsewhere on the Internet. it definitely makes me think "raise your standards!"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

as Slate pointed out:

Hess doesn't challenge stereotypes—instead, he wallows in them: His idea of nuance is afflicting the ostensibly straight Kip with an offensive lisp or subjecting the comatose Pedro to repeated racial attacks (in one of the film's more insulting sequences, the high school principal questions the boy's ability to speak English while Napoleon seems to confuse him for a cafeteria worker or a janitor). Napoleon learns to dance using a tape of D-Qwon's Dance Moves (because black people can groove, get it?), the Internet-obsessed Kip falls in love with a black girl named LaFawnduh who drives in from Detroit (because that's where they all live), and a white girl who runs against Pedro for high school president clinches her opening speech with the following: "Who really wants to eat chimichangas next year?"

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

as for the race thing ... the TV show weeds also had icky racial moments. when the show was good, i was more willing to let those slide but now that it's unwatchable shit it's one in a list of things to dislike about it.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

haven't seen little miss sunshine -- i suspect i might like it, but mostly b/c of Steve Carrell.

what about Proust?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

what is that movie based on remembrance of things past? i really don't know, not being disingenuous.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

some of those slate criticism are otm, others aren't. but if people really want to get into this, it'd probably be best to move it to the ND thread (assume there must be one). note: i do not really want to get into this.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

what is that movie based on remembrance of things past? i really don't know, not being disingenuous.

Steve Carrell plays a gay Proust expert, har har.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

he doesn't do much in the film tbh

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

I sort of hated how proud the movie was of its purported transgressions against good taste

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

I concur with contenderizer. Except I'd say that a lot of that Slate snippet is garbage (the stuff in parentheses is symptomatic of this thing that some people do where they overreach in their search for evidence of racist intent and somehow wind up appearing more racist than the thing they're criticizing). But, yes, let's just let it drop.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

and if anyone cares, here's my list rehashed as it stands right now:

1. Definitely will make it -- dunno if it'll be in Top 10
2. Y'all definitely don't think it's a comedy -- will be shocked if it makes it.
3. See #2, above.
4. Not only will make it, it will be in Top 10
5. Brazil (#52 in poll)
6. Not a chance in the world -- LOL 2000s.
7. My Man Godfrey (#64 in poll)
8. Manhattan (#94 in poll)
9. The Producers (1968) (#36 in poll)
10. 50/50 shot at making the Top 25
11. Singin' in the Rain (#100 in poll)
12. See #10, above.
13. See #4, above.
14. Sullivan's Travels (#94 in poll)
15. Network (#97 in poll)
16. See #10 in poll.
17. In a better world -- LOL 1960s.
18. Some Like It Hot (#11 in poll)
19. Not a chance in the world -- LOL Frenchies.
20. I think ILX is Cary Grant-ed out.
21. See #10, above.
22. LOL Morbz bait -- no fuckin' way.
23. Borat (#35 in poll)
24. Young Frankenstein (#15 in poll)
25. Nope, y'all love it but don't think it's a comedy lol late 1990s.
26. His Girl Friday (#27 in poll)
27. To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch) (#76 in poll)
28. A long shot, but most likely not too dark for all y'all.
29. A Hard Day's Night (#67 in poll)
30. A Night at the Opera (#87 in poll)
31. Being There (#79 in poll)
32. In a better world, not on this poll.
33. 0% chance -- not even Morbz loved this one enough to vote for it.
34. 100% chance of being in Top 25; 50/50 in Top 10.
35. Caddyshack (#33 in poll)
36. This poll is Preston Sturges-ed out. Not gonna push my luck.
37. Pretty sure now that it won't make it.
38. Back to the Future (#42 in poll)
39. LOL silent film star in a talkie. Not gonna happen.
40. Bringing Up Baby (#30 in poll)
41. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (#20 in poll)
42. The Lady Eve (#58 in poll)
43. Rodney already represented, and admittedly it's kinda shit but I heart it too much to not put in a vote.
44. The funniest thing this dude ever did, but won't appear on this poll.
45. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (#76 on poll)
46. ILX doesn't love this lot this much.
47. In a better world.
48. Would've been better in the action movies thread.
49. LOL Britishes -- not gonna happen.
50. SO not gonna happen -- LOL late 1980s (OK, it's beetlejuice)

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

I sort of hated how proud the movie was of its purported transgressions against good taste

little miss sunshine? yeah, couldn't get on board w that. i suspect that the cuddly "transgressions" were what made it such a huge hit, but they gave me a rash.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

what'd you take for the rash

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

nb: i rather like the tv show united states of tara which was written by the same Coyote Diablo who wrote juno. so i guess i have a thing for her schtick, such as it is.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

damn didnt know there were multiple coyote diablos, what a world

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

diablo cody i meant LOL

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

I sort of hated how proud the movie was of its purported transgressions against good taste

― You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 8:16 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah this describes how i feel about a lot of comedies these days

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

I wasn't crazy about Juno, but I was actually fairly impressed with Young Adult.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

I finally watched it and . . . didn't love it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

Young Adult is the most bearable Cody (and Reitman) effort but that's probably because there's not much there to hate

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

i liked juno okay but i saw it in theaters for the first time with friends who left the movie like, "oh my god i loved it so much. i wish i could marry a girl like that. that's my idea of an ideal woman," etc, which kinda turned me off to the movie permanently

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

I meant Young Adult, btw. Juno was annoying though not quite as bad as I'd expected it to be iirc but it's been a while.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

pregnant teen is for sure too my idea of an ideal woman

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

also if she has droll zingers

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen this movie

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

i seriously hated the first half hour of juno (dwight shrute's ridiculous bullshit dialogue leaf a really bad aftertaste), but one things got going, i enjoyed it well enough. not a favorite, but not a terrible movie, imo.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

"leaf" = left

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

coincidentally ridiculous bullshit dialogue leaves leave a really bad aftertaste too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

pregnant teen is for sure too my idea of an ideal woman

for sure, tho it should be noted that juno doesn't talk or act anything like a real pregnant teen (or much like a real human being)

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

and if anyone cares, here's my list rehashed as it stands right now:

1. Definitely will make it -- dunno if it'll be in Top 10

so it will definitely be in the top 10 but you don't know if it'll be in the top 10

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

She acts like an asshole. I thought she was largely really unlikeable.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol lazy and fast cut & paint job on my part.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

i think she's intended to be lovably snarky

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I don't remember feeling the loveable all that much. She was a brat.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

juno doesn't talk or act anything like a real pregnant teen (or much like a real human being)

i don't know about that. she's obviously not a naturalistic character, but i thought she was a pretty credible version of an idealized teen self: smart, hip and cynical, more worldly and in control than those around her are prepared to credit but more vulnerable and confused than she lets on. a brat, yes, but a sympathetic one. no less objectionably "unrealistic" than clint eastwood's man with no name (another kind of idealized self).

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

no less objectionably "unrealistic" than clint eastwood's man with no name (another kind of idealized self).

or max fischer, for a less left-field comparison

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

People from ILX complaining about people not being naturalistic characters = the lols!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

after reading her bio on wikipedia, i also strongly suspect that Diablo Cody IRL is just as snarky as Juno.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

hey, we're all on the internet all the time. she's supposed to be a teenager circa 2007 and she's not on the internet all the time? no fuckin way (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

i thought she was diablo cody's transparent version of a mary sue

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

I don't want to call anybody in particular out on this since it seems to be a pretty rampant thing, but I don't think I've let obnoxious people's enjoyment of a thing infringe upon my enjoyment of that thing since...I wanna say ninth grade? I don't understand why this tendency seems to hold such sway over the tastes of adults.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

bc interpretation of a film occurs in a shared public space that can retroactively shape the way you think about and enjoy a film?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

alternate more cynical explanation: bc taste is a function of signaling class and so who likes it matters as much, if not more, than what it is?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

mordy otm, but it's sad when people's tastes become a transparent response to the supposedly inferior tastes of others, forever fleeing tainted associations w "the wrong sort"

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

I generally don't care about this but I know my o/h and his brother watched Little Miss Sunshine in this arthousey cinema and were both getting increasingly agitated at all the middle-class mums and dads laughing uproariously at every minor non-funny thing which made them really dislike the movie. People you are watching it with are one thing but I don't get not liking something because of the sorts of people that do - that's not much different from liking something just because certain sorts of people also do.

kinder, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

i do find that if i love a movie and try to show it to someone who clearly isn't feeling it, the joy drains out and i start noticing all the things that might be bad about it. so the opinions of others do have an effect, would never deny that. i just try really hard not to have negatively reactive tastes.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

and who among us are blithely unperturbed at the sorts of people who appreciate the sublime comedic stylings and witticisms of carrot top and larry the cable guy?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but I don't dislike those two because of the yahoos they do like them, I dislike them because they're horrible and not in the least bit funny.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

enbb otm. if i genuinely loved carrot top and larry the cable guy, i'd do my level best not to let my enjoyment be soured by the company they keep. luckily i don't care for either, so...

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

git er done, ENBB

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

gross

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

have to admit that the lebowski goon squad did sour me on that movie for a time, but i eventually came back to my senses. it's funny! he finds a dick!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

pissing on a carpet is always funny.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

and the Dude calls the guy who pissed on his carpet a Chinamen. therefore, the big lebowski is racist.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/upload/2010/01/should_just_anyone_be_allowed_1/pissing_on_carpet.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

I don't really care who does or doesn't like napoleon dynamite, I just think it's funny to bag on it for no reason

after all I'm the guy who stanned for chasing amy itt

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

after all I'm the guy who stanned for chasing amy itt

http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/b/b5/b57a189c_903558_big.jpg

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

I don't really care who does or doesn't like napoleon dynamite, I just think it's funny to bag on it for no reason

ditto

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

...which kinda sums up ILX and comedy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

the funniest characters in juno and burn after reading are played by the same guy

humba (NZA), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

also the funniest character in law & order

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

J.K. Simmons is my hero

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

He also played a white supremacist on (obviously racist) Oz.

Being John Mellencamp (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Who doesn't love JK Simmons?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

He was extraordinary in Party Down.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

Extract was a mixed bag but he's funny in it

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

thx for reminding me: funniest char on Oz too.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAhbqjI4rII

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

^ That entire episode is awesome, btw.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit I forgot he was the Dad in that ep!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

Yep and Joey Lauren Adams (it all comes back to Chasing Amy!) was the step mother.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

i share in the JK Simmons love ... i even liked him in the spiderman movies.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah he's great in Extract

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

that sounds like a lot of shit, why don't you just call my lawyer

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

I liked him in the Spiderman movies too! He's just one of those guys who is often the best part about whatever scene he is in.

What is this Extract you speak of?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

lol from the Juno thread:

The best part of this whole movie was JK Simmons but he's pretty much the best period.

― ENBB, Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

if you do say so yourself, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Extract is the most recent Mike Judge movie that I don't think hardly anyone (including myself) has seen.

Dorothy Dandruff (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

just thinking abt that Party Down episode makes me giggle

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

It's...not very good tbh ENBB, but JK Simmons is funny in it

Also lol @ e_3 (I think)

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

saw the abraham lincoln vampire hunter trailer a couple weeks ago, still can't believe a gag on party down is now a major motion picture

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

we've had jesus christ vampire hunter so why not abe lincoln?

i seriously considered voting for jesus christ vampire hunter, for true!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

this is pretty funny stuff c'mon y'all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWoHzL6n-w

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58RPS665V0

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Now they prefer shit that hasn't come out yet to us."

http://www.moviediva.com/MD_root/MDimages/Copy_of_LaurelHardy.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, what Farley/Spade movie is that still from?

Dorothy Dandruff (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

That was kinda genuinely poignant

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

It was.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

Will def be including L&H in forthcoming ILX tearjerkers poll.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

Can I just say that I don't get why people Little Miss Sunshine so much? To me it was a nice little movie, like a more mainstream and empathetic (which is not necessarily a bad thing) version of Solondz' Happiness. It didn't feel overtly twee or self-consciously clever like Wes Anderson's movies or Juno, so I don't get why it's lumped with the latter here. LMS haters, can you explain yourself?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:25 (thirteen years ago)

"why people hate Little Miss Sunshine"

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:25 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, it's not among the best comedies of all time and I didn't vote for it here, but I don't get what in that movie would cause someone to hate it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:27 (thirteen years ago)

Because a certain type of movie watcher thinks its AMAZING, so everyone else must react and adjust proportionally.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:29 (thirteen years ago)

Well that's the sort of reaction I don't get... Is it really that hard to judge a movie by its own merits?

To be honest though, I had no idea some people think LMS is AMAZING. I remember it getting relatively good reviews, but I don't remember anyone saying it's the best ever or something.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:34 (thirteen years ago)

I remember in the UK it was kind of universally adored by indie kids and middle class types.

But yes, it is very hard to judge a movie on its own merits apparently.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't think it was an awful movie in any technical sense. it looked nice, was clever enough and the performers all did a good job with what they were given. i did, however, react very negatively to what i saw as a lazy and manipulative serving of forced quirkiness. i felt as though the film were trying to ram a heartwarming dose of jovially "transgressive" whimsy down my throat, and i balked. comedy is weird that way. if you buy into the sensibility, then almost anything becomes acceptable. if not, then nothing is. i hated nearly every moment of little miss sunshine.

i suppose my response here matches that of others to juno, wes anderson and napoleon dynamite. for whatever reason i liked those movies, though i had a similarly negative reaction to thumbsucker. while bad comedy can make people angry, the failure of "whimsical quirk" seems often to result in a towering fury.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:03 (thirteen years ago)

eh, it may stretching the truth to say i "liked" juno, overall. i thought it recovered reasonably well from a terrible, cringe-inducing opening, though it never really rose above "better than i expected".

i suppose part of the objection i have to films like this (when i do object) is a product of my sense that they are flagrantly trying to convey a "hip" and "cool" sensibility, and that they are failing terribly in this. there's a ghastly, hide-your-eyes feeling that accompanies the flaunting of unjustified pretensions, be they intellectual, aesthetic or whatever, and it's easy to get angry at things that force you to endure their painful lack of self awarenes. it's like having to sit through bad spoken-word poetry delivered by people who really feel they have something to say. stop trying so fucking hard. you are making me embarrassed for you.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:13 (thirteen years ago)

I've never seen Juno but then the main thing I'm taking away from this poll is how sketchy my film knowledge is - so many of these I've never seen (same with the action poll). Fun results though, quite a few suprises, e.g. I had no idea Pee Wee's Big Adventure was so popular - I remember seeing it on TV as a kid, thought it was both hilarious and incredibly creepy.

Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:22 (thirteen years ago)

I get your point, but I don't think it applies to LMS; it never felt like tried it to be "hip" or "cool", and the in the end the storyline was too serious to be "whimsical". I mean, there are two characters in the movie who attempt to be "cool", the son and the grandpa, and their attempts don't exactly a have positive outcome.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:24 (thirteen years ago)

(xpost)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:24 (thirteen years ago)

let's face it, english is the language of funny

nordic languages only good for pondering the existential misery of our short lives in a godless world

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43R1k8vHCh0

(actually voted for Andersson's previous film, Songs from the Second Floor, but it's easier to excerpt bits from You, The Living)

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:26 (thirteen years ago)

I get your point, but I don't think it applies to LMS; it never felt like tried it to be "hip" or "cool", and the in the end the storyline was too serious to be "whimsical"

impossibly subjective. felt aggressively faux-hipsterized to me (in a lite, ready for prime time sort of way), but i'm sure others will differ.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:30 (thirteen years ago)

What does "faux-hipsterized" mean?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:35 (thirteen years ago)

(actually voted for Andersson's previous film, Songs from the Second Floor, but it's easier to excerpt bits from You, The Living)

o god, while i'm hating things, THAT MOVIE! gave me no end of furious angers. quirky like little miss sunshine, but sub fatuous paens to "poetry" for indie hipsterism. loved the visuals and the general absurdity, but just could not stand the underlying argument. my loss, i'm sure.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:39 (thirteen years ago)

What does "faux-hipsterized" mean?

well, if one identifies what one takes to be a failed attempt to align with a trendy sensibility, that's be it. a figment of perception, if you insist.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:43 (thirteen years ago)

note: paean

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

um, "that'll be it."

so many wrongs

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:45 (thirteen years ago)

The former, the latter, or both? I've only seen Andersson films on the big screen where the visuals/sight-gags worked wonders.
Admittedly, what my younger self saw as Beckettsian could probably be dismissed as, IDK, the film equivalent to Godspeed You! Black Emperor or w/e, but I'm slightly baffled by throwing around terms like quirky/indie/hipsterism - I think as a non-US/UK ILxor I'm shut-out from parsing those words as used in, say, this thread :/

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)

I guess I could see those arguments applied to, say, a Guy Maddin film.

Is "poetry" in scare quotes because you're not a César Vallejo fan?

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:53 (thirteen years ago)

I think Songs From the Second Floor might actually be one of those cases where a foreign comedy can be difficult to "get"; not because of linguistic nuances, but because it mostly satirizes Swedish history, Swedish society, and the Nordic welfare state in general.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:54 (thirteen years ago)

It's quite likely a lot of the Sweden-specific satire went over my head (my knowledge of Swedish history = Gustavus Adolphus/Axel Oxenstierna & co, pretty much), but it's the sort of film where you can happily attribute significant chunks of it to bleak absurdism etc.

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:59 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm sure you can enjoy a lot of it without knowing a thing about Sweden, but there are things like the old demented man giving the Nazi salute, which is clearly Andersson ironizing the idealized Swedish history of political neutrality, specifically in the WWII.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 09:05 (thirteen years ago)

re: Juno: The kids loved this movie, and would sing Kimya/MPeaches songs, back then.

re: LMSunshine, the kids also loved this one, particularly as most of their friends weren't allowed to see it. That's cool, that is.

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

Only just seen the email notification that my ballot didn't make it to it's desired location :( Hopefully a couple of my top 4 (Airplane!, Spinal Tap, Strangelove, Fear Of A Black Hat) will still make it.

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 10:20 (thirteen years ago)

Good luck, comedy poll. You're almost home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6VBdu_ur48

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Fear of a Black Hat; I'd love to see it show but highly doubt it. A shame.

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

don't post any pre-1960 clips henceforth, clemenza, you Arnold

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

results officially terminate after Duck Soup IS PLACED, btw

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

'Duck Soup' was on my undelivered ballot, so I will take some of the blame if it places lower than it should.

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

you voted for Groundhog Day Morbius

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

and?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

I got you babe.

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

you can't be that horrified if it places ahead of Duck Soup then

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Duck Soup landed at #101.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

Making me want to stan hard for Juno and Little Miss Sunshine because the criticism itt is so off and maybe more annoying. I liked Juno OK and kind of hated Little Miss Sunshine.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Juno is fine if you just view it with Jennifer Garner as the real hero of the movie and everyone else kind of an annoying asshole. (Except JK Simmons.) Little Miss Sunshine was meh.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

Hi AP! Can we have more results to cheer up the afternoon?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure it's the morning for AP.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

AND THERE WILL BE NO CHEER. only bickering.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

Um, this is probably the most WTF thing I have ever read about the work of Roy Andersson: quirky like little miss sunshine. Like, seriously, what film were you watching?

Though I will say that using Roy Andersson as a rebuttal to nordic languages only good for pondering the existential misery of our short lives in a godless world is also a little "uh". Sure, some of the humour is fairly broad, but the overall impression I get from his films, and the reason why I love him so much, is that they are *completely* about the existential misery of our short lives in a godless world.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/52w3D.jpg

#10

DUCK SOUP (1933)

Leo McCarey
1933
United States
(838 pts, 23 votes, 2 first pace)

I think one of the main things that makes them so enjoyable for me is the rapid pace of the jokes; they just spit them out constantly and if you don't think one is funny then wait for 2 seconds and another will be right up. So even if you think 1/2 the jokes are actually funny then you're still laughing the whole movie. It's like they aren't even telling jokes for the sake of an audience, they're just being the biggest wise-asses they could possibly be.
Oh, and Groucho & Miss Dumont = a match made in heaven. They should've done a spinoff together.
― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:51 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love these guys -- i still go through a phase every couple of years where i have to watch all their movies (though i never got around to any of the ones they did after day of the races -- i've tried a couple of them and they're just painfully stiff, not to mention it's depressing watching them get old). everything up through night at the opera is untouchable.
one of my favorite film-related books ever is this old book from the 70s called "the marx brothers scrapbook," with tons of amazing pictures and wonderful interviews with the remaining brothers. groucho swears nonstop in all his interviews (no, REALLY swears, like all the words you'd never imagine lovable old groucho saying), bitches nonstop about all his brothers, suggests that (then-president) nixon ought to be assassinated -- he was apparently horrified when the book came out because he'd assumed the author would cut all that stuff out!
― J.D., Monday, August 4, 2008 12:40 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I saw a Groucho imitator a year or so ago, great show at an elegant venue. He did lots of songs and had audience participation and was basically all over the place while documenting his entire career.
I <3 Marx Brothers, and they don't get enough credit. Harpo and Groucho type humor is especially not prevalent nowadays - crazy unique stuff. For some reason last night before I went to sleep I was thinking about the end of Duck Soup when they throw tomatoes at the fat lady singing the Land of Freedonia song.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 4:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

S, also the Groucho Marx, Detective series of books. They're kinda so-so except that Ron Goulart (RON GOULART!) nails Groucho. So much so that I kinda think most of Groucho's dialogue is just lifted from the 1,000,000 hrs of available footage of the man.
Marx Bros are pretty much IT for me. Loved 'em as a kid; marvelled as a teenager that the older, smarter badass kids I wanted to hang out with were also big fans, and as an adult I watch one of their movies whenever I feel blue and don't want to feel blue.
And of course, Groucho begat Bugs Bunny, so, um, that alone = godhood.
― Dr. Superman, Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:50 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Harpo apparently never learned how to tune a harp, he tuned it himself and learned how to play it himself. I read somewhere that he was actually a better pianist than Chico but that is hard to believe from the evidence we have! They were all higher dimensional beings.
― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, September 18, 2008 10:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for Harpo at his best see the Peanut Seller scene in Duck Soup.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, July 31, 2003 2:09 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like the bit in "Duck Soup" when the villainous Trentino, having asked his spies (Harpo & Chico) to gather information about President Rufus T. Firely, demands "Give me his record!" Naturally, Harpo instantly produces an old record (shellac, not vinyl; big deal)from inside his coat. Trentino tosses it away in disgust, only to have Harpo then produce a shotgun and blast the airborne record into a million pieces, thereby winning one of Trentino's cigars.
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, June 13, 2005 11:12 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THE MARX BROTHERS: S/D

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

I wasn't using Andersson to rebut but to reinforce that notion. If I was looking to rebut it, I'd use, IDK,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/S%C3%A4llskapsresan.jpg/220px-S%C3%A4llskapsresan.jpg

xpost YES!

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

Still waking up. Obv that 1933 doesn't belong in the title. Ima go get some coffee.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

Obviously can't, but wish I could post a picture of my one student (11 years old) in Groucho glasses when he and his partner presented the you-can-leave-in-a-minute-and-a-huff scene for drama.

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

as i said upthread, all the Marx Bros movies i saw as a kid kind of blend together for me, so i voted somewhat arbitrarily for Animal Crackers, feel a little bad that i apparently backed the wrong horse

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

animal crackers was my fav too but i was always aware this was the one that got the critical props

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, sorry etc, I misread your intention.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

ok bye thread?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

if you'd backed it any harder you'd be behind it (xp)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

We all need a Margaret Dumont in our lives.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3FZ_jtDMVg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

I AM the Margaret Dumont in my life.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

Duck Soup is genuinely the best (if I had voted I may well have put it at #1), but I feel like Day at the Races is the most underrated Marx Brothers.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

Wasn't Our Short Lives in a Godless World a Pauly Shore film?

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

I was never aware of it! But now I know to go search it out.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

I'm kind of harrumphing over the fat jokes in that last clip. Jesus, man, just how thin do you need to be to avoid that kind of shit?

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

Haha from Day at the Races Wiki: Groucho's character was originally named "Quackenbush" but was changed to "Hackenbush" over fear of a lawsuit by a real Dr. Quackenbush.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

why is he being such a dick to her?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

why doesn't she slap him unconscious?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

Well, there's a large difference between being a dick, where that is part of the character, and being a dick about something that isn't even true. I mean, if you're gonna make cracks at someone's expense, at least make them accurate.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

It's Duck Soup...

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

Making me want to stan hard for Juno and Little Miss Sunshine because the criticism itt is so off and maybe more annoying.

Right? The original Juno thread made that movie sound like the moral equivalent of a kiddie snuff film. When, in fact, it was an okay if not spectacular movie with a few snippets of incredibly dicey dialogue. I think contenderizer was way OTM when he suggested that these films' appropriation of some hazy and ill-defined "indie" style is what some people overreact to so vehemently. In the same way some people vehemently overreact to "alternative" music that's anything but.

This is kinda what I'm talking about (basically a summation of a particular ILX contingent):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fA9sJ3LBwg

Hüsker Düde (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

why is he being such a dick to her?

she's Margaret Dumont.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Well, there's a large difference between being a dick, where that is part of the character, and being a dick about something that isn't even true. I mean, if you're gonna make cracks at someone's expense, at least make them accurate.

― emil.y, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:53 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

solitary posts that effortlessly etc

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

yay duck soup made it ... presumably, no other Marx Bros will though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

We all need a Margaret Dumont in our lives.

Eric, to a T!

Leo McCarey's best film is a great #1 choice, guys, I'm proud of you *mwah*.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yA53e.jpg

#9

OFFICE SPACE

Mike Judge
1999
United States
(994 pts, 34 votes,1 first pace)

1st time I saw it, it seemed a bit dry. Gets better w/ every viewing, though - even the iffy parts (like, f'r instance, that ending thing). Stephen Root is a comedic genius - between this flick & Newsradio, he should be That Guy in every single movie made from here on out.
And for all you Alexandra Wentworth fans out there - SCHMOOPIE!
― David Raposa, Thursday, January 10, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Michael Bolton cussing at the fax machine = so true to my life that it hurts to laugh.
Stephen Root as the squirrelly guy with the stapler who doesn't get cake = PRICELESS.
The scene in the beginning where MB's bumpin' Tupac and the black guy walks by and he turns it down and rolls up his window = white guilt at it's comedic finest.
If things could get any more classic than classic, Office Space tops that chart.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, March 25, 2003 4:09 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, we could sit here all day (in a productive fashion) and hash out our favorite scenes - the O face, sex w/ Lumberg, the fax machine beatdown, Peter gutting the fish on computer paper, Milton getting no cake love from the office birthday party, Peter meeting up w/ Joanna for the 1st time ("You know, I never really liked paying bills.")
Oh, so many moments.
― David Raposa, Thursday, January 10, 2002 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love Livingston's dryness. And more movies need to take on the subcontinental engineer/computer scientist stereotype. Stephen Root was also excellent as the blind radio owner in Brother, Where Art Thou. I love Stephen Root.
Classic. The soundtrack is also killer (Geto Boys + old Mambo records = GENIUS)
― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, March 25, 2003 5:13 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this movie sucked. I didn't think it was realistic at all.
Then, I got a job working in an office. We had two IT guys: one Indian American and one dorky white guy. They brought in a consultant, and then they fired both of the IT guys and replaced them with a cadre of cheap students from nearby Cal Berkeley. This was among many other things that could have been ripped straight out of my office if not for the fact that the film was made prior to me working there.
Our Milton's name was Leo, for what it's worth. I'd like to think I was the Peter, but I probably was more along the lines of Steve, the guy who sells the magazines door-to-door.
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, July 30, 2006 3:22 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'office space': c or d?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Wow big consensus jump.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

YES. #4 on my ballot!

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

The scene in the beginning where MB's bumpin' Tupac and the black guy walks by and he turns it down and rolls up his window = white guilt at it's comedic finest.

OTM

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Some of it's too true to be funny. Some of it's too dumb to be funny. Some of it's not dumb enough to be funny. It's aiight.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, I did vote for Office Space, and I knew it had a cult following, but I honestly didn't realise quite how much people have critically reappraised this film.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I was the only 1st place vote.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

"Office Space" trips me out slightly, partially for being a Dilbert cartoon come to life and partially because right after I saw it I discovered that Ron Livingston was in the Whiffenpoofs with one of my best friends in Boston

it was #15 on my ballot

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

Last week during Mega Millions mania, this conversation was referenced in my office:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Who knew that a movie with Jennifer Anniston in it would ever be awesome.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

did not expect to see this so high! i enjoyed it and expected it to place - but didn't make my ballot (whereas Idiocracy did).

anyways, good for Office Space!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Also, this = basically my life how I break it down to an extent

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, I did vote for Office Space, and I knew it had a cult following, but I honestly didn't realise quite how much people have critically reappraised this film.

this must be a British thing, b/c office space has been pretty well received over here since the day it came out.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

I'm guessing the number of voters for each placing movie is going to increase dramatically from here on out

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

Behind the scenes peak at poll thread magic: I searched that thread for both "milton" and "root" and compiled those posts for the reveal.

*releases glitter over fan* *cues harp music*

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Yeah, what I said about too true to be funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

peek xpost

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno i kind of wonder if even the #1 will have much more than 40 voters (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

Only about ILX, not my work.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

Well, not funny ha-ha. The other kind.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno i kind of wonder if even the #1 will have much more than 40 voters

poorly-worded on my part; I'm talking more about the number of voters for 1-9 compared to 10-100, ie I expect the remaining movies to have 35+ votes each

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

yeah maybe. i think there might be some movies still to come w/ fewer voters than Office Space, which i don't see as having a real high enthusiasm index relative to its # of voters

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

i.e. in the same boat as Ghostbusters where a whole lot of people like it but it's not necessarily in a lot of people's top 10

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:11 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I watched this again a couple weeks ago and Bader is so fucking good as his neighbor it kills me. This part is awesome as is the part where Peter asks him if anyone ever says they have a case of the mondays at his job.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3yTaS.jpg

#8

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

Terry Gilliam
1975
United States
(1057 pts, 29 votes)

it's just not very funny.
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can Ethan be proved wrong BY SCIENCE?
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ethan's generally wrong.
― Ally, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it seems you've been proven wrong on the annie hall thread seeing as how only ned agrees with you and he likes the smashing pumpkins and star wars.
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unfortunately, agreeing with Ned = being right for IL* purposes, except for those rare instances where Ned disagrees with me.
― Dan Perry, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unfortunately is right.
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See, you're agreeing with me. Therefore you are right.
The world would be a much happier place if everyone agreed with me. (Sorry, I'm suffering from a touch of unwarranted megalomania.)
― Dan Perry, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, I can be wrong every once and a while, though I'm definitely not wrong about Woody Allen, who is demon spawn in a tiny little package. Just like you can be right every once and a while, Ethan. But generally you are the wrongest man alive, even when I agree with you (those are generally the circumstances when I'm wrong). Science says so.
― Ally, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh come on you've began more posts with 'i hate to agree with ethan, but...' than anyone. remember that day where we agreed on everything?
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so scary.
― Ally, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then why are you agreeing with me about saturday night fever now?
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You are evil, aren't you?
― Ally, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And to break up this little soiree, Holy Grail is great, Ethan is wrong, Dan and Ally are right and all is well with the world. Hurrah!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monty Python's "The Holy Grail": Classic or Ni?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

god that makes me nostalgic for the way ilx arguments used to go down

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

the only surprising thing is, no-one voted holy grail as their #1 pick.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

i get that

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

that argument is weirdly similar to a Monty Python skit

Moodles, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

i've based every job interview i've ever had as an adult on the scene where peter is being interviewed by the two bobs. it's mostly worked, though the other ways in which i'm like peter basically mean that i'm always applying for the least-paying and least-challenging of jobs.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

a lot of old-school ILX arguments were weirdly similar to the dead parrot sketch.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Def digging that conversations are being posted instead of random snipes.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

"that's just a real straight shooter with upper management written all over him"

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

YES.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

This part is awesome as is the part where Peter asks him if anyone ever says they have a case of the mondays at his job.

no. no, man. shit no, man. i believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

the delivery of that line is epic

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

the difference between the first "no" and the second and third, like waves of revulsion washing over him

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

I've got nothing to say re: Holy Grail. It was the first of its kind when I saw it, and now I can't watch it anymore.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Sometimes when someone's telling a really long story, I hear "He's going to tell. He's going to tell." in my head

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

i also credit office space to re-introducing me to the geto boys, who i'd forgotten all about when the film came out.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Holy Grail was my #7, so the stars are starting to align here.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

the high points of office space are great but the last 20 minutes or so are dire

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - OTM. It's so so perfect. Even just reading that in my head right now I can picture him saying it and it's just so great.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

Alright fine: OS is going in my queue.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

i've also often dreamed of leaving it all behind for a manly, outdoors-y type of job with no headaches, but then i remember i have the arms of an 11-year-old girl and constitution of someone who should be in an iron lung.

xposts: yeah, like so many movies i love, when the plot finally kicks in they're mostly just ticking off beats.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgq-K2oYLo

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

holy grail has become comfort-food viewing at this point (like original star trek episodes), something to put on in the background as so much ambient noise.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

I always feel like the Ethan v. Ned rivalry is what kind of formed the ILX cosmos

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

[Scene Peter's bedroom. Saturday morning, 8:00. His alarm clock beeps
and he sits up. He looks at the clock and decides to go back to sleep.]

Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings and the answering
machine picks up.

BILL
Yah, hi. It's Bill Lundbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering
where you are.

Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings again.

BILL
(ON MACHINE) YEAH, HI, IT'S BILL LUMBERGH AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE YOU KNEW THAT WE, UH, DID START AT THE, UH, USUAL TIME THIS
MORNING. (PETER ROLLS OVER...) YEAH, IT ISN'T A HALF DAY OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. SO IF YOU COULD GET HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THAT WOULD BE
TERRIFIC.

Cut to later. Peter finally gets up. The answering machine has
seventeen messages. He listens to them.

BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum -

Next message

BILL
Yeah, it's -

Next message

BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh -

Next message

BILL
Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just
checking in case you called while I was gone.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for both Office Space and Holy Grail; HG was my #4. It's p much a dissertation in comedic disruption

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Sn9sHHZW4

"that's my only real motivation, is not to be hassled. that, and the fear of losing my job. and you know, bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough to not get fired."

^^ this runs through my head about once a day these days.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

i remember in college there was a long bridge in the middle of campus that i had to walk across every day, and once an over the top stereotypical nerd ran up to me as i was about to cross the bridge, and started doing the Tim The Enchanter bit. i patiently kept walking and just said "An African or European swallow?" and he screamed like Pee Wee Herman after someone says the secret word and ran off.

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

love that last line. "i hope your firings go really well."

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

the ubiquity of the holy grail was driven home for me several years ago when my mother called to tell me that she and my father were going to NYC with their church to see spamalot on Broadway and would i like to come.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

my parents' comedy tastes usually run to stuff like larry the cable guy and old 1960s/early 1970s sitcoms.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

okay yeah maybe holy grail was pretty great the first 20 times or so

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Holy Grail is a little too self consciously "silly" for me.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

I got 'Office Space' on DVD, watched it and wondered what the fuss was about. Can't remember a thing about it, so another I'll have to rescreen to see what I'm missing.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Holy Grail is good, but it's been years since I watched the whole thing. Probably my least favorite Python movie. Office Space is great even if you haven't worked in an office and eerily on-the-nose if you have.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

i was out of the office yesterday so i missed a lot of stuff, including my no. 1 - election - making the list. raising arizona was my no. 3. i don't think my no. 2 is going to make it at this point but i will wait and comment on that in the aftermath.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Man there's no chance that Clue is in the top 7 is there?

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

Holy Grail was my go-to funny movie in HS. My first ever boyfriend was in a band called "Shrubbery" (oh dear). I could probably recite it backwards. Yes, I voted for it.

"that's my only real motivation, is not to be hassled. that, and the fear of losing my job. and you know, bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough to not get fired."

^^ this runs through my head about once a day these days.

ME TOO! Watching it a couple weeks ago was an intentional thing because of recent office BS at my job. It was cathartic for the most part but I can't even tell you how many times I yelled "SO TRUE!" at nobody in particular.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

Clue is great. I highly doubt it'll make top 7.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

yeah Clue is probably #105 or something

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

wish I had voted for Clue like I had originally planned :(

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

i put Clue and Clueless next to each other on my ballot to be cute but they really are in about equal esteem for me

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Clue (and Clueless) too, but no way did it make this high.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

if it turns out that reordering my ballott would've put Clue in the top 100 I will be sad pandas.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hBWQB.jpg

#7

DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

Stanley Kubrick
1964
United States
(1078 pts, 30 votes, 2 first place)

funny that makes me laugh > satire that doesn't make me laugh
strangelove has like a total of 3 lol moments in the whole movie
― iatee, Monday, September 7, 2009 8:33 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what would Strangelove need to have aged well, Sarah Palin jokes?
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, September 7, 2009 5:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wouldn't have brought so much piss to the party, but I was wondering that myself.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, September 7, 2009 6:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah strangelove is amazing and hilarious
― Monsieur Queueue (Mr. Que), Monday, September 7, 2009 8:48 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“I've seen it so many times I almost forget it's meant to be a comedy; in a lot of ways it works just as well as a straight thriller. But I never fail to crack up at "Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines!"”
--Justyn Dillingham
― General Doinel (Charles McCain), Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:46 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, Dr. Strangelove is a comedy, and "should I be laughing at this? what's wrong with me!?!" is exactly what it's about. I guess Kubrick should've done more comedies, perhaps his nihilism would've suited that genre better.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, March 30, 2004 1:17 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of the 3 or 4 best narrative filmmakers of the last 50 years.
Accusations of "no sense of humor" several years xpost: fucked. "A clod with dialogue"? Strangelove is one of the most quoted films ever, and when his characters say banal things, it's quite purposeful.
(except in Spartacus, in which he had no script input)
Barry Lyndon is a smarter, subtler film about desire and violence than A Clockwork Orange.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 10, 2005 8:50 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The BEST Monologue, Ever. Period.
"Hello? ... Ah ... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? ... Oh-ho, that's much better. ... yeah ... huh ... yes ... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. ... Clear and plain and coming through fine....I'm coming through fine, too, eh? ... Good, then ... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. ... Good. ... Well, it's good that you're fine and ... and I'm fine. ... I agree with you, it's great to be fine. ... a-ha-ha-ha-ha ... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. ...The *Bomb*, Dmitri.... The *hydrogen* bomb! ... Well now, what happened is ... ah ... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head ... you know ... just a little ... funny. And, ah ... he went and did a silly thing. ... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri. ... Let me finish, Dmitri. ... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?! ...Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri? ... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? ... *Of course* I like to speak to you! ... *Of course* I like to say hello! ... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call. ... Listen, if it wasn't friendly ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. ... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour. ... I am ... I am positive, Dmitri. ... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. ... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. ... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then ... I'd say that, ah ... well, ah ... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. ... I know they're our boys. ... All right, well listen now. Who should we call? ...*Who* should we call, Dmitri? The ... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there.... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. ... Where is that, Dmitri? ... In Omsk. ... Right. ... Yes. ...Oh, you'll call them first, will you? ... Uh-hu ... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? ... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ...Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. ...I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're ?both sorry, all right?! ... All right."
(the Immortal Peter Sellers - "Dr. Strangelove")
Link for great monologues:
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, June 19, 2003 7:59 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RFI: Dr. Strangelove

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=50&threadid=878

Stanley Kubrick: Classic or Dud?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Yaay! Just had occasion to reference Dr. Strangelove over in this thread today: NRO's The Corner 2: Ghost Protocol

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. ...The *Bomb*, Dmitri.... The *hydrogen* bomb! ... Well now, what happened is ... ah ... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head ... you know ... just a little ... funny. And, ah ... he went and did a silly thing. ... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri. ... Let me finish, Dmitri. ... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?!

speaking of line-readings you can still hear in your head.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

this was my #3, if we were ranking comic performances george c. scott in it would have been my #1.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

yay my number #1 -- i didn't know that there'd be this much dr strangelove love, i thought it would be in the Top 50 but not the Top 10.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

I agree with you, it's great to be fine.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

Just wanna point out that my way-too-detailed Duck Soup post from '05 that AP quoted actually came from an ILM thread about "Favourite movie scenes involving records". (Seemed important to recap the entire gag for the unfamiliar, which would've been pretty unnecessary in "Marx Brothers, S/D")

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

:D my #3 too!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

"Just ask for Omsk information." I hope that was an ad-lib.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Strangelove was a lock. Put it fairly low down on my ballot, but it's a classic, and there was no way it was gonna miss out.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

George C Scott was unhappy w/ the way Kubrick cut his performance, using the most flamboyant "apeman"-like takes.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

the thing about this movie (and is weirdly similar to Idiocracy for me) is that there aren't a tonne of hard laughs like my other fav comedies. but you're just watching this things grinning, totally thrilled at how brilliant it is. even my crusty-movie hating friends loved this.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I put it at #18, knowing it would place higher, so I could throw votes to some other stuff which is definitely not going to show up now. (Did anyone else cast a vote for Bull Durham?)

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

Totally expected Duck Soup to be #1. Had no idea Harpo was credited as the director! lol

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

The numbers are going to run out, aren't they?

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

So, we have these 6 left: Annie Hall, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Spinal Tap, Airplane!, Blazing Saddles, right? Looks like Coming to America didn’t make it to the top 100 after all. ;(

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

Blazing Saddles was #12.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

watched it last night and barely laughed once, btw.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Oops, sorry. So what's the 6th movie? The Great Dictator?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Lebowski

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

kinda hoping something else makes it instead of annie hall. not willing to guess it will happen but hoping.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

I have my doubts about Annie Hall placing still, but don't know what would be in its place.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

Just know there's one other wtf in the top 6 and AP is just grinning like crazy

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, Big Lebowski, of course!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

I'm surprised about Ghostbusters. I didn't realize it was that funny. I've never seen the whole thing though so that might be why.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

^^ the fuck

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't realize it was that funny.

guess what?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

morbs has gotta be thrilled that sb was done away with prior to this poll

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

Strangelove could easily have been my #1. Just such a fantastic little comedic universe and a peerless cast to populate it. Even the music is funny

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

^^ the fuck

When my mom took me to see it in the theater it scared the shit out of me and I couldn't hack it. I started crying and asked if we could leave. :/ I've seen pieces of it plenty of times but not in years and I don't think I have ever seen it in its entirety in one sitting.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

<3 Strangelove and Office Space

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

well, my #1 and #2 both made top ten, now

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

morbz is a huge beneficiary of flag post policy since his sb's came from his unrelenting constant banality and not from any one particularly offensive post

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

haha i think i made my parents take me to see gbusters three times

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

"this movie has everything!"

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Bedazzled?

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

When my mom took me to see it in the theater it scared the shit out of me and I couldn't hack it.

ha ha - this was me too! i've seen it several times as an adult tho.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Billy Liar? The Apartment?

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

A few interesting facts about this poll:
* there is only a 50 point spread between #100 & #121
* there is only a 100 point spread between #100 & #169

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

recap of 100 - 10 here: how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/8hL2o.jpg

#6

ANNIE HALL

Woody Allen
1977
United States
(1098 pts, 31 votes, 1 first place)

'well, you're what grammy hall would call a real jew.'
'oh, uh, thank you.'
'yeah, well...you know, she hates jews. she thinks that they just make money. but let me tell you, she's the one! is she ever, i'm tellin you.'
― ethan, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very classic. I love that movie. One of my ten favorites, probably. So cozy. I've seen it ten times or more.
― Mark, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's just like Beckett - the technique is interesting but it just doesn't hit me on a gut level"
("I'd like to hit this guy on a gut level.")
― sund4r subramanian, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Beat Star Wars for Best Picture at the Oscars, so clearly dud. I will not be moved. ;-)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'now we can go about our business here and then later on develop photographs if we want to.'
― ethan, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hate Woody Allen, he's a fuckhead.
― Ally, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But a genius fuckhead. It's one of the best films of all time. Who cares about Han Solo when you got Alvy Singer?
― Simon, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Such blasphemy! Go away now. ;-) There are a few films of Allen's I don't mind, but I've never been an active fan and ultimately shrug him off.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's only one word for Annie Hall - 'transplendent'!!
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You people are the biggest crackheads I ever did see.
― Ally, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel validated.
― ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Annie Hall: Classic or Dud?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

i took one of my little sisters to see ghostbusters as a treat when she was 7. i don't remember her being scared, but i do remember her being really enthusiastic that she was going to see ghostbusters.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I hate Woody Allen, he's a fuckhead.
― Ally, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But a genius fuckhead. It's one of the best films of all time. Who cares about Han Solo when you got Alvy Singer?
― Simon, Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, Groundhog Day's really top 5 material, huh.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

AP your director credits are getting a little surreal here

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

T - I think I was really enthusiastic too. I was a big scaredy cat though so my wanting to leave was vmic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

ANNIE HALL

Stanley Kubrick
1964

United States
(1098 pts, 31 votes, 1 first place)

LOL

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, Groundhog Day's really top 5 material, huh.

You bet.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

Annie Hall has possibly the best pacing/editing ever in a comedy film. the whole thing breezes by, never slows down, never drops a beat, never drags.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

dunno about anyone else, but at this point i am more curious about films 101-150 than in films 1-5.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

Poll got it right:

Annie Hall > Manhattan

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Annie Hall is my least favorite Kubrick

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Beat Star Wars for Best Picture at the Oscars, so clearly dud. I will not be moved. ;-)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 24, 2001

ned used to infuriate me with shit like this, and i don't even care about woody allen

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Annie Hall is great and I love it and it has lots of funny moments but it was #20 on my ballot which is probably about where it belongs on a list of best comedies of all time.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Joey Five Cents!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

dunno about anyone else, but at this point i am more curious about films 101-150 than in films 1-5.

This, for sure. That list is gonna be even more insane than this one.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going Airplane as #1. I refuse to entertain the notion that Lebowski reigns.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'm just looking at this and South Park all the way down at #16 is some bullshit

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

(Then again, the fact that The Man Who Wasn't There and Barton Fink probably just missed the top 100 means I'm wrong.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'd quite pleased with Groundhog Day as #1

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

Annie Hall is such a great film - kinda the quintessential Woody Allen protagonist. And I love the downer ending, the brief theatrical simulacra, just a multitude of amazing lines. "i don't want to live in a city whose major cultural contribution is being able to turn right on red," that he can't drive for shit, "he said HAjew. Hajew." "you're paranoid."
also, the most amazing exchange of all time when he's trying to remake the lobster magic with his new girlfriend and he's like: "Sorry, i haven't been the same since i quit smoking," and she's like, "oh, when did you quit smoking," and he says, "ten years ago." and she's just like.... "is that a joke?" and he's just so sad bc everything sucks.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

also his fixation on books about death, the scene where he deconstructs the catskills camp / activist lady, the scene at the movie theater waiting in line, christopher walken talking about his need to turn into oncoming traffic, the "inferno" that would ensue...

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

when he gets annoyed that diane keaton keeps smoking weed while they fuck and then she leaves her body and is just hanging out in another corner of the room

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

cannot think of a saul bellow novel i prefer to annie hall

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure 1-5 will be rubbish. But then, can I really chastise anyone for voting for silly-but-not-really-great films when I put Gremlins 2 so high on my ballot?

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

like, when i think of it as a whole it doesn't seem so impressive (also bc i've seen it 40 times or so and so it doesn't have that revolutionary sheen) but then i think of individual bits from it and they're all genius.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

xxp "see that's what i call removed"

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

I still laugh like an idiot every time Alvy gingerly extracts the half-eaten sandwich from Annie's purse.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Fucking Zoolander but no Billy Madison... I'm pretty much ready to Passantino my way off this shitty board

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

that's okay, we can walk to the curb from here

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

manhattan is woody allen's best film; bananas is his funniest. but annie hall is still a damn fine film and deserves to be in the Top 100.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

I have never seen Groundhog Day but it puzzles and amazes me that people think it's a definite lock for the top 5 of this poll. I prejudged it as inconsequential fluff I might stumble across on cable someday so I've never bothered to see it. (Generally I like my inconsequential comedy fluff to be full-on stupid comedy a la "MacGruber")

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty much ready to Passantino my way off this shitty board

can you take a few other people with you?

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

and though it should go w/t saying, but i wish we had a Marshall MacLuhan tucked away to unleash on these film threads.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

nah Groundhog Day is alltime: "don't drive angry. never drive angry!"

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

It is the opposite of inconsequential fluff

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

groundhog day should not be in the top 5, honestly, but it is a beautiful movie.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is a reasonably good film, to be fair. But yeah, the fact that it's a sure-fire top 5, possibly even #1, does mystify me somewhat.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

and she's just like.... "is that a joke?"

she def is on this board.

really bummed they tore down the rollercoaster in Coney w/ the house under it (which was real)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://news.fiu.edu/2012/04/fiu-experts-on-the-aftermath-of-the-shooting-of-trayvon-martin/38260?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fiu-experts-on-the-aftermath-of-the-shooting-of-trayvon-martin

wait I thought that was Morbs whenever silent films come up

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Seeing Annie Hall at 16 the year it came out was definitely a big thing for me--I'd never seen anything like it. (I may have seen an Allen film or two on TV, not sure.) I like it so much more than Manhattan now.

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

also groundhog day IS hilarious, and definitely would have made my ballot, but much like office space, the lolz kinda leak out of it once the final third kicks and everything has to be tied up.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

finding billy madison superior to zoolander is like arguing that cowshit smells better than horseshit.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is kind of a light film in that most of the characters are kind of fluffy, but then at the core of the movie you have Bill Murray reliving the day so many times that he just ends up killing himself in ridiculous ways for a period.

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

like just once i want to see bill murray play a hilarious nihilistic curmudgeon who doesn't learn a goddamned thing in the third act

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day has been recognized as a Modern Classic by the British Film Institute so just STEP OFF.

http://images.pricerunner.com/product/image/105344026/-Groundhog-Day-%28BFI-Modern-Classics%29-%28BFI-Film-Classics%29.jpg

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxpost

Me too Clemenza! (Except I was 14 and it was several years old) The animated bit, the split-screen bit, the constant 4th-wall bits, etc.

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

the third act of Groundhog Day has some huge lols!

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Fucking Zoolander but no Billy Madison... I'm pretty much ready to Passantino my way off this shitty board

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 11:06 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like that this is the thing that would drive whiney off of ilx and not being banned like six times

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

like just once i want to see bill murray play a hilarious nihilistic curmudgeon who doesn't learn a goddamned thing in the third act

uh Tootsie?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

another annie hall observation: my family meals are exactly like woody allen's in the film

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

that's okay, we can walk to the curb from here

I admit I use this line more or less any time my wife tries to parallel park

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

my first time snorting blow was exactly like Alvy's.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

she's a colored woman. from HARLEM! who is she going to steal from if not us?

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Also p. sure Adam Sandler doesn't even belong in a list of "Top 100 Adam Sandler bits."

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

also: jeff goldblum!!

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

I am still pissed at myself for forgetting to vote for Sleeper

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

like just once i want to see bill murray play a hilarious nihilistic curmudgeon who doesn't learn a goddamned thing in the third act

So, you're basically summoning Ghostbusters into 5th place?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

my family meals are exactly like woody allen's in the film

oh man yes. my wife boggles at all the yelling/interrupting/overlapping arguing

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is obv about how to live.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

no Bananas/ Play It Again Sam/ Sleeper in this poll = straight up, flat out nuts.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

Is Bowfinger not appearing at all?!

kinder, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

"well, Duane, I have to be going..."

*frozen look in car as Duane drives*

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

I was the only 1st place vote for Annie Hall?!?

Look at how funky he is! (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is such a great movie on so many different levels. I particularly like imagining (not without some justification) that Murray's character relives that same day for hundreds or thousands of years (I think the original intention was for it to be an explicitly-stated one million years).

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Bowfinger is the overrated "best Dylan since Blood On The Tracks" pick for both Martin and Murphy, really doesn't need to be on this list

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Terence Stamp ruled though!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

bananas is his funniest

This. Bananas was in my top 20.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

xp yeah, I think Harold Ramis has specifically said it's at least 100 years.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

i wanted to vote for Bananas put dropped it from my ballot since it's been so long since i've seen it

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

i read somewhere it was supposed to be something like 10,000 days

-- omar little, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

thats awful

― and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this isn't a comedy.... this movie is fucked up

― and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

Ramis says 10 years on the commentary

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

haha yeah this has gotta be the only movie i know to feature a suicide montage as a comedy bit

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

I've never listened to it. I prefer to make up my own authorial voice.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

plz see Jerry Lewis's late works xxp

Bananas is most like a jokebook and barely directed at all, so yeah Airplane!fans obv love it

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

no Bananas/ Play It Again Sam/ Sleeper in this poll = straight up, flat out nuts.

Meh. Personally, I don't really prefer his earlier, funnier movies.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

haha yeah this has gotta be the only movie i know to feature a suicide montage as a comedy bit

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0voejU7y9bk/SWOOicGii-I/AAAAAAAAC8E/3tUrnHtQzKA/s400/harold.jpg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

my #1 was love and death but nooooooo

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

(maybe not a montage, but still)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the suicide montage is awesome. The romance, not so awesome.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

^^ what i meant by lolz-reduction in final third

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

andie macdowell has never been a thorn in the side of a better film

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

my #1 was love and death but nooooooo

I have to assume this fell just outside of the top 100. It's easily my favorite pre-Annie Hall WA film.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Short Cuts? xp

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

and she drinks sweet vermouth on the rocks – ick.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

he kinda lives with her every day for 10 (or a million??) years so it makes sense he would fall in love with her. he treats the homeless man like his father. the relationships are more important when they're the only thing you have for years

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

i also voted 'love & death' v highly

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/crackup1.jpg

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

like just once i want to see bill murray play a hilarious nihilistic curmudgeon who doesn't learn a goddamned thing in the third act

You realize this is pretty much the summary of the plot for Broken Flowers?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

haha who the fuck wants to watch that

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

"hilarious" was one of the key factors there, tuomas

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Broken Flowers is an abomination

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

the first, in fact

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

actually, I know exactly what happened; I saw Four Weddings and a Funeral first and vowed from that point onward to actively avoid any movie that starred Andie MacDowell (and have largely been successful; the only movie I've seen her in since was "Beauty Shop")

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Jessica Lange's face in BF is an abomination.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

6:00

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ijFjC.jpg

#5

GROUNDHOG DAY

Harold Ramis
1995
United States
(1115 pts, 37 votes, 1 first place)

Ned Ryerson!!!
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:50 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Needle-Nose Ned, Ned the Head
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morons, your bus is leaving.
― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:59 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah. They're hicks, Rita.
― Richard C (avoid80), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:02 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So did the little fucker see his shadow or what?
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:03 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Strike up the music, the band has begun, the Pennsylvania Polka...
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:06 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is one time when television fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:07 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Groundhog Day
― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 12:13 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Groundhog Day

Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day"

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

if the love interest were better written and played by someone else and less of just a functional milestone in bill murray's spiritual progress i probably would like this movie more than short cuts, just for its beatitude and for "you little brat, you have never thanked me"

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

oh lol

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost looooool

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Oh lord, DJP has just made me forgive this poll for everything: at least it doesn't feature Four Weddings and a Funeral or Love Actually or Notting cocking Hill.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Andie MacDowell the movie's achilles heel for sure

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

a good meta thread would be "highest placing movie in comedy poll that you haven't seen and your stupid arbitrary reason for avoiding it"

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

I think Ramis has upped it to 30-40 years since, as you could fit in all the stuff he learns, but you have to figure that's he's goofing off a lot.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

only #1 vote though!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

At this point the highest placing I haven't seen is going to be Groundhog Day! Not for any good reason, though I think I get the gist by now.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

Just have to say, I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with the presence of two Bill Murray movies in the top five comedy films of all time.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

highest i haven't seen is Repo Man, which i feel lame about because it seems like something i'd love

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

xp emil.y, you do realise there are four places left?

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

for andie macdowell crap, see also green card ... though to be fair, gerard depardieu (aka the real-life Pepe le Pew) was also pretty insufferable in that one.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

i like the theory that until he buys insurance off Ned Ryerson he can't escape. Ned is also in his *own* Groundhog Day obvs.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit, my #1 Big Lebowski projection days ago could come true. i'm a fucking soothsayer!

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

it's not like you were the only person to suggest that possibility

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

it is exactly like that. i'm the miss cleo of comedy movie poll threads.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Weird observation about Groundhog Day: The scene where McDowell and Chris Elliott ID Murray in the morgue makes it clear that the day always goes on until midnight for everyone else whether he's alive or not.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Also k-classic just for the Jeopardy! scene alone.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

i'm gonna predict 4. Ghostbusters 3. Airplane 2. Lebowski 1. Spinal Tap

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

Weird observation about Groundhog Day: The scene where McDowell and Chris Elliott ID Murray in the morgue makes it clear that the day always goes on until midnight for everyone else whether he's alive or not.

this always bugged me.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is a clinical depression recovery parable.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

xpost it's like a novel that's relentlessly first-person except for a few third-person bits and you can't tell if the author had a purpose there or just fucked up.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

baffling line in Groundhog Day "he's my student" from the piano teacher. ehh he's only known you for 1 day surely..

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

xp yeah, that's a POV problem more than it is a consistency-of-the-universe problem.

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

The answer there is "when it's funny", which reminds me that Roger Rabbit didn't come in the top 100.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

The only film from my top ten to make the top twenty-five. Cosign what everyone else says re: Andie Macdowell.

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Andie M is way better in this than Four Weddings mind which she was awful in. even the hair was way worse.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

Andie's OK in her L'oreal commercials

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

andie m def rocking the "elaine from seinfeld" cut in gd

r.i.p. 90s

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

she's punchable

http://www.cinemanow.com/images/boxart/175/Multiplicity_FDZLA_175.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Also just want to point out that Groundhog Day is one of the most subtly well-crafted comedies ever. The DVD commentary shed a lot of light on the painstaking detail Ramis went to in making every day the same. It's like a feature-length version of Kylie's "Come Into My World" video in that respect.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

i'll defend macdowell, her being so saccharine makes her a good foil to murray, emphasizes his transformation. the movie might've been better with a stronger comic actress in the role but it doesn't really need it.

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

funny! funny!! funny!!!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

How to be less punchable - appear next to Michael Keaton's face, if possible several of them.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

ha i think i was repping for multiplicity on ilx recently

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

she's just fine in GD

btw, best J Aniston film is The Good Girl

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

ugh crazy busy at work so I can't really jump in

that said, I don't see many surprises in the top 10, kind of academic at this point

3 of the bottom 5 were on my ballot

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

baffling line in Groundhog Day "he's my student" from the piano teacher. ehh he's only known you for 1 day surely..

― piscesx, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 5:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't that the joke? That she's taking credit for his playing after a single lesson?

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that's how I read it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

had no idea Groundhog Day was this highly regarded. always seemed like an innocuous, minor film to me.

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think everyone has to love Groundhog Day or anything but it seems pretty weird to me that Shakey and DJP can get through the last 2 decades without having any inkling that it's become a pretty widely loved movie

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's certainly as ubiquitous (if not more so) than the holy grail.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

well I'm aware that it's on TV all the time

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

Bill Murray almost got Best Actor from the Nat'l Society of Film Critics in '93 – that's how highly his perf was regarded.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

however, ubiquity in culture at large /= love from ILX massive

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Thought Shakey was saying "saw it, it was OK but nothing special"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Groundhog Day is not ubiquitous among the people I spend time with

or, if it is, they never actually talk about it when I'm around

basically it is much more likely for my friends to have "remember how terrible Andie MacDowell is?" conversations than it is for them to discuss Groundhog Day

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

It's definitely transcended itself both as shorthand in our culture and strikes me as the sort of film open to various grad school/religious adoptions. Hadn't realised Sondheim had considered making it into a musical!

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

Hadn't realised Sondheim had considered making it into a musical!

haha, now i feel relieved that where i compared groundhog day to the holy grail i didn't add "although it hasn't been turned into a Broadway musical a la spamalot" as i originally was going to do.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pYPRd.jpg

#4

GHOST BUSTERS

Ivan Reitman
1984
United States
(1214 pts, 38 votes, 1 first place)

THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING
― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:20 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Cats and dogs, living together--mass hysteria!!!"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:21 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peter: So what? I guess they just don't make them like they used to.
Ray: No! Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an aesthetic wacko!
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:22 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guy in Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Peter: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Guy in Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Peter: Bite your head off, man.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:24 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'll take the next one."
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ray: I think we'd better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Peter: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:27 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call it fate, call it hope, call it karma . . . .
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, December 20, 2003 12:45 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I need to see this film again.
― Ned at Brian's place (donut), Saturday, December 20, 2003 1:50 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Plays piano with one finger)
"They hate that"
― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Saturday, December 20, 2003 2:07 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Everytime I'm in a room with a piano, I'm required to play that annoying two-note thing and say "They hate that."
― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, December 20, 2003 4:12 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peter: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Egon: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
― lint (Jack), Monday, December 22, 2003 12:03 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ghostbusters can't really be compared to other wacky spook movies so much since the ghosts are really just an excuse to do really silly shit that wouldn't be able to be explained AT ALL otherwise. I mean there Scooby Doo was before Ghostbusters and I don't think many people would make a comparison there, even though superficially they're very similar.
Ghostbusters is about a gang of chain smokers driving a ridiculous car, wearing ridiculous jumpsuits, and using ridiculous special effects to set a 300-foot marshmallow version of the Michelin Man on fire. There is no other movie like it.
― TOMBOT, Saturday, March 5, 2005 2:49 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the thread where we quote from Ghostbusters - "WE GOT ONE!"

TS: Stripes or Ghostbusters

GARFIELD & GHOSTBUSTERS omfg

who's cameo in the "ghostbusters" video do you enjoy most?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, DJP, would be kind of interested if you were to straw poll your IRL friends with "do you like Groundhog Day and do you consider it one of the best comedies of the last 20 years?" what kind of answers you'd get back

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

Print is dead.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12:01_PM

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT, NO.

Ghostbusters was supposed to be number one. Come on, people.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

ghostbusters: mo' better ubiquity

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

why? according to who? (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

ACCORDING TO ME, BECAUSE IT IS GRATE.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

Yaaay! That was my #1!

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

OK, so a couple of weeks ago, the lock on our office door broke, and building maintenance had to replace the lock and give all twelve of us new keys while collecting up our old ones. The maintenance guy, who is in his late 50s/early 60s, came in to hand out the keys. One of my co-workers, who is 31, said, "Hey, you're the Keymaster!" And the maintenance guy replied, without skipping a beat, "I serve Gozer."

Cross-generational appeal!

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Bill Murray almost got Best Actor from the Nat'l Society of Film Critics in '93 – that's how highly his perf was regarded.

Eddie Murphy DID get Best Actor from the Nat'l Society of Film Critics in '96, fwiw.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

the dvd commentary on ghostbusters very good btw.

playing the opening notes to the theme song is the pinnacle of my musical abilities.

bnw, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT a deep singing voice you have!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Murphy DID get Best Actor from the Nat'l Society of Film Critics in '96, fwiw.

I know – deservedly imo

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, DJP, would be kind of interested if you were to straw poll your IRL friends with "do you like Groundhog Day and do you consider it one of the best comedies of the last 20 years?" what kind of answers you'd get back

I think many of them would say they liked it, a few might say "oh yes absolutely one of the best" right away and the others would say "never really thought about it" and then go back to perving over Kellan what's-his-face from the Twilight movies while one dude loudly proclaims that the Speed Racer movie is criminally underrated

I know the bubble I live in very well

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters would've been #1 on my ballot if not for my vain attempt to push The Great Muppet Caper into the top 100. I love that movie so much and could seriously watch it anytime. If someone woke me up at 4 AM and asked me if I wanted to watch Ghostbusters, I'd probably say yes.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

dont really care abt ghostbusters, groundhogs day ok but not top 20 material, angry that bill and teds got into the top 1000, young frankenstein too low, was sick for the last 2 days so theres my cliff notes for yall

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred, what is your relationship w/ Jerry Lewis? (The Bellboy was made in Miami.)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

(I mean, my original comment was meant to be "man I am in a bubble" more than anything else, so following up with "I can't believe you don't recognize the bubble you are in" is a fundamental misunderstanding of the intent behind my post)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

i've never seen groundhog day, didn tknow it was such a highly rated movie

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred, what is your relationship w/ Jerry Lewis? (The Bellboy was made in Miami.)

we've never met

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

i wasn't expressing disbelief at you not recognizing the bubble, i was experessing disbelief at the existence of the bubble

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

Attention audience: The part of DJP will be played tonight by Jake Gyllenhaal.

http://www.reelingreviews.com/bubbleboypic.jpg

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

was just gonna say, Bubble Boy tops nearly all the post-'80 choices

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen a couple films but I need to watch more.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Murphy DID get Best Actor from the Nat'l Society of Film Critics in '96, fwiw.

I know – deservedly imo

Agreed.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

was just gonna say, Bubble Boy tops nearly all the post-'80 choices

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 12:17 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

had no idea Groundhog Day was this highly regarded. always seemed like an innocuous, minor film to me.

Literary critic Stanley Fish included it on a list of the 10 best American movies. It and Raging Bull were the only two movies on the list made after 1960.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

well, if stanley fish says so ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

It's definitely transcended itself both as shorthand in our culture

Yes, I was actually thinking the other day how common this has become.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

He's on campus today. I can ask him.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

That's kind of a mostly horrible list imo.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I've gotten to know Ghostbuster WAY more than I ever thought I would since I met Mr Veg, there are so many lines that are part of his everyday speech now. I watched it not long after we met and I kept exclaiming 'omg so that's where that's from!'

ie if someone asks him if he reads the newspaper, or if he read a book he will deadpan PRINT IS DEAD to them so much that everyone in his family thinks this is something he says, not Egon Spengler

I love Ghostbusters forever and always

I always wanted to make a carton of eggs explode like Dana's

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nRkfS.jpg

#3

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Joel Coen
1998
United States
(1228 pts, 31 votes, 5 first place)

my mate big allan drinks white russians because of the big lebowski. me: i got fat, grew my hair and took up bowling.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, May 6, 2005 5:39 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

henry, myself and our mutual friend Mr B have been loosely planning a lebowski party for ages but ultimately decided it would be quite an un-dude kind of thing to do. Plus we both hate bowling.
― Pete W (peterw), Friday, May 6, 2005 8:22 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mr b almost wrote a book about it, yeah? i spent about three years *almost* going bowling by way of tribute at uni, but we never quite got it together -- which is quite dude.
― N_RQ, Friday, May 6, 2005 8:24 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone explain the plot of the big labowski to me as * shock horror* ive never seen it....
― md2020 (pixie), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:20 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's this dude, see...
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup im listening all ears theres this dude.....
― md2020 (pixie), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:23 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and the dude abides.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:23 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh huh ......
come on faster you have 6 mins to gimme the plot cause ive just realised i gotta fly and i know what youre thinking lack of organisation on my part does not constitute and emergency plot giving on your part, but seriously i need to know before i go....
― md2020 (pixie), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:26 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obviously you're not a golfer.
― N_RQ, Friday, May 6, 2005 9:27 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sometimes, there's a man.
― Tom (Groke), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:29 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she kidnapped herself, man.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You want a toe? I can get a toe.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:38 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3000 years of beautiful tradition from moses to sandy koufax, you're goddamn right i'm living in the past
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:39 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos!
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:46 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Donny, these men are nihilists, they're nothing to be afraid of.
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:48 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is our concern, dude
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:50 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.
― N_RQ, Friday, May 6, 2005 9:52 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They peed on your fucking rug.
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:53 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...she was banging jackie treehorn, to use the parlance of our times...
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:54 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Strong men also cry...strong men also cry.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:54 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They peed on my fucking rug.
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:55 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maude: You can imagine where it goes from here.
Dude: He fixes the cable?
― Dave M. (rotten03), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:55 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It tied the whole room together.
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:55 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone explain this to me? i saw this movie and thought it was ok but i can comprehend the hype around it. EXPLAIN.
― katharine (katharine), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:56 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There are many facets to this thread, you know, lots of interested parties.
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, May 6, 2005 9:58 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Lebowski Cult

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe how happy I am at that placement right now. (And only right now.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

5 first place

smh

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

some dude abides

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

also wayyy behind on this morning's proceedings but

YAY DUCK SOUP, YAY OFFICE SPACE, YAY HOLY GRAIL ...I forgot to vote for Strangelove and Annie Hall but YAY

lobster scene alone in Annie Hall is <3 all time

and I really do love Groundhog Day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

I'm cool with that. I'd also be cool with this being the end of the poll (Spinal Tap is good and was on my ballot, but no way is it top two of all time).

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

yes it is

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Um, this is probably the most WTF thing I have ever read about the work of Roy Andersson: quirky like little miss sunshine. Like, seriously, what film were you watching?

― emil.y, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 6:22 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, i was half trolling, but yeah, i saw songs from the second floor as a deliberately and gratingly quirky film. like certain american indie comedies only in that. and i think i got what it was satirizing, but didn't enjoy it any more for the understanding. again, a wonderful-looking film, but that's about it.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't vote for it though i like it & i'm glad it's in the Top 10, but i'm also happy that it's not #1.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

thank christ Lebowski didn't win.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

agree w morbs that bubble boy is very good, but not that it's so much better than the other stuff that's placed here

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

unlike monty python i've managed to avoid lebowski overexposure, so i still enjoy it. has some of the funniest dialogue in any movie

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

shut the fuck up, donny!

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

Bubble Boy IS good, will vouch for it

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

lebowski is pretty awesome but its so hard for me to distance myself from it/its overprominence now - also there are some reallly flat out missteps and unfunny things that people i think let slide in favor for buscemi and goodman. the whole party beach toss porno thing is 15 minutes of total drag

also raising arizona is infinitely funnier

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

the whole party beach toss porno thing is 15 minutes of total drag

disagree

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

partly because I love Ben Gazarra

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

there are tons of hilarious moments in the Jackie Treehorn sequence

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Side note: I didn't vote in this poll, in part b/c I don't "live with" movies very often (I rarely see anything more than once or twice), and so I find it difficult to compare single experiences I've had throughout my entire lifetime. And maybe especially I don't trust that what I found *funny* at one particular time and place would hold up years later.

(If I had voted, though, I'd feel pretty confident putting Waiting for Guffman as my #1, since it's one of two movies I've ever seen more than five times. The other is lol Field of Dreams.)

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

what missteps?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

hooray Lebowski!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

I quite liked The Big Lebowski when it came out, but I also remember that it felt like a trifle after Fargo.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

Can I just say...the positive mentions in the last ten minutes comprise the entirety of the Bubble Boy praise I've ever heard.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

even Tara Reid gets a good line in The Big Lebowski. Proof of its greatness

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

this film did remind me that P Seymour Hoffman might still be bearable if he was a supporting actor.

is Turturro character sposed to be a Latino impersonator? he calls himself "JEE-ZUS"?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane and Spinal Tap were 1 and 2 on my lost ballot so I guess it didn't matter in the end :)

I do tend to conflate Airplane 1 and 2 in my head, and working in an airport find myself having to fight the urge every time I pass the Airport Information desk to stop and ask - "What's the fastest animal on earth?". Strangely the urge to ask "Should I fake my orgasms?" is less strong.

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw I totally didn't like the Big Lebowski the first time I saw it, took years for it to really grow on me

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

looool pandemic :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

there are tons of hilarious moments in the Jackie Treehorn sequence

Right?! The penis sketch might be my favorite moment in a film full of favorite moments.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I didn't like Lebowski at all in the aftermath of Fargo (which, eff the haters). I liked it much better the second time, but there has yet to be a third time.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

He's a nihilist
That must be exhausting.

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

You could tell in the Jersey City movie palace I saw this in last Friday night that nearly all the women who came as part of a couple were reacting "You think this is great? *sigh*"

I give up, why did Gazzara draw a penis?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i think Lebowski's initial lukewarm reception had a lot to do with it coming on the heels of Fargo having that whole triumphant Oscar run and all that

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

to make it look like he was writing something important as an excuse to leave the room.
xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

I give up, why did Gazzara draw a penis?

this is a funny gag that will not really benefit from being explained

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, just realized: Tara Reid is in two of the top 100 comedies of all time, beating out Robin Williams and Adam Sandler probably lots of other obvious people I've forgotten.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

I mean the funny thing isn't that he just drew a penis, it's that the Dude tried to bust out some "detective skills" and that was all he got

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

its just a dumb sight gag don't try to read into it

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

i guess we're going to have to explain every joke in the movie at this point

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea who Tara Reid is other than the chick who played the nympho part here that Martha Vickers did much better in The Big Sleep

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

I mean the funny thing isn't that he just drew a penis, it's that the Dude tried to bust out some "detective skills" and that was all he got

This. The penis drawing itself is more or less a non-sequitur.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn ... mit NAGELBETT

http://mari-janes.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/u/autobaun-nagelbett-small_3.png

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

Tara Reid is a terrible "actress" whose existence you're better off not being aware of.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

xpost AGL

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

glad two tara reid movies made it

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

mehr Nagelbett für euch:

http://mari-janes.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/u/autobaun-lebowski-3.png

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4RtPSoFFJg

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

man i dont want to be that guy but am i srsly the only one who thinks that BL is kind of slow and bloated? i like it, but it could lose 15-20 minutes easily

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I wish it was longer and slower.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

what, no love for alone in the dark here?!? i am not surprised!!

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

shaggy dog stories can't be too long

iatee, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost TWSS

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

u r not that guy, jjj, u r my Corsican brother

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

Can I just say...the positive mentions in the last ten minutes comprise the entirety of the Bubble Boy praise I've ever heard.

― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:39 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it deserves better! it's sort of the josie and the pussycats of movies (almost) no one on ILX cares about.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

oh and can I just say I am overjoyed that I have compatriots in loathing Andy McDowell.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate her

but I won't let her ruin Groundhog Day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

if it makes you feel better, a publicist friend of mine made Andie cry once

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

I love that Glenn Close had to dub her voice in that old Tarzan movie

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

xp I hope they handed her this Handy McTowel: http://www.amazon.com/Andie-MacDowell-Cotton-Art247-46x70cm/dp/B007M8HPVK

kinder, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dg6WS.jpg

#2

THIS IS SPINAL TAP

Rob Reiner
1984
United States
(1351 pts, 35 votes, 4 first place)

I saw it for what literally must have been the 100th time last night, and it was just as funny - in some cases, funnier - than the first time. I still laugh out loud. I also find that i doscover new things every time. For instnace, maybe this is a 'no-duh' to some of you, but i swear I never noticed that during "Big Bottom," they're ALL playing bass! If you factor in the totally unneccessary double neck bass Derek Smalls is playing, that's four basses!
So let this be a combo Spinal Tap Appreciation Thread / Is There Anyone You Know Who Doesn't Love This Is Spinal Tap Thread. Also, who's your favorite character? Mine is Ian Faith - so creepily and hilariously similar to every band manager I've ever known.
Go!
― Wednesday Already? Ah, Christ!, Wednesday, November 16, 2005 6:28 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like The Holy Grail, I really get tired of people quoting all the same lines all the time (especially in a horrible fake English accent.) But I still laugh at some of the more subtle lines that I continue to pick up. One of my favorites - after they meet Howard Hessman in the hotel lobby and start badmouthing him .. "We carried him. We had to apologize for him with our set. People were still booing him when we were on. It's all hype..."
― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 6:57 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM, the movie has a lot of little stuff like that. My favorite is after the manager Ian tells the band that their Boston show's been cancelled, then says it's nothing to worry about, "Boston's not a big college town."
Tony Hendra really does a great job playing the manager.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:29 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anyone who doesn't like it should be taken out and shot. and then made to watch it again.
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 7:38 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love it. i remember last thanksgiving or christmas when it was on ifc a bunch o times in a row when i was flipping through the channels and my whole family watching the metal detector scene and i couldn't stop laughing but everybody else was like "wtf?" so yea theres a little bit of getting the joke or something that comes with watching a movie excessively. but the songs are pretty good. my band covers gsm in rehearsals.
― jdchurchill (jdchurchill), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 9:45 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

.. because all the things in the film "could" actually have happened.
There was supposed to be a 'hilarious' BJ scene that got cut or unfilmed, purely because it wouldn't have been included in a 'real' documentary.
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:24 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the great thing about this movie is that once you've seen it, EVERY "real" rockumentary seems like a joke (I remember thinking "that's spinal tape-esque" while watching documentaries on the stones, the beatles.. you name it..). they've nailed the whole genre in one single almost perfect film ! (talking about that film makes me want to see the dvd again... the intro only with the "star wars thing" would make it a classic !)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:33 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, but there are so many great subtle jokes beyond the over-quoted ones (though I do have the impulse to slap anyone that says "these goes to 11")
Even the music itself makes me laugh - there's a great bit at the end of one of the songs where Nigel plays a souped-up Mozart guitar solo. Also when he's playing his piano "composition" and talking about how there are all these melodic lines interwoven when in fact he's just playing these really retarded-sounding blocky chords.
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:02 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Possibly my fave moment is the 2 second clip of Mick Shrimpton falling off his drumkit. Any longer than that, it wouldn't have been funny. Also, the gay room service guy making Mick spill his drugs. I think Mick is my favourite character actually.
― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Thursday, November 17, 2005 5:20 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's been mentioned before, but this movie is the only example of Fran Drescher and Billy Crystal being in the same room and being funny.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, November 17, 2005 12:58 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is there anyone who doesn't love This is Spinal Tap?

TS: This Is Spinal Tap vs. Withnail & I

TS: Monty Python vs. Spinal Tap

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

\m/ \m/

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

This is me running in front of the camera with my naked breasts exposed.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

what's wrong with being sexy?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Have a good time all the time.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

you're a mean one
saucy Jack

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

Love that Viv is basically silent lols the whole movie and then gets the funniest line underneath the closing credits.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

embarrasingly, it took me a dozen viewings before I picked up on the "Isle of Lucy" pun

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

Huh. Guess I should probably get around to actually watching Airplane! sometime.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

wait so airplane is going to be number 1

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

this is the best #1 in ilx poll history then

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

Yup.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

huh

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

haha okay expected Spinal Tap to place, but not THIS high

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, did Chinatown top the '70s poll? That might have been better.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

I swear to god I tried to watch Airplane! once and I couldn't do it.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

Should I have just fast forwarded to the part set on the airplane or what

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

Oops, it was Taxi Driver. Which obv should've been #1 here.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

LOL at this being the poll without a dozen joek #1 .jpgs at the ready.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

I expected Spinal Tap to be this high

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

Next Comedy Poll Annex: Tara Reid vs Andie MacDowell

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

for me, that is pretty easily Tara Reid

nb: I can't stand Tara Reid

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god i just looked at my ballot and realized that i didnt put spinal tap on there which would have been my number 3 son of a bitch

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

ilx comedy poll redeems itself, all is right with the world.

summer camp is back on!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

I would abstain from voting in that poll and instead stab myself in the eye with a pencil.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

jjj that is much, much worse than me forgetting Sleeper

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot Spinal Tap too

(hides)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Plot summary of Airplane! on Wikipedia strangely devoid of jokes.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

"Here lies David St. Hubbins. And why not?"

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

i remembered sleeper! did i somehow miss spinal tap on the nomination list? what the fuck is wrong with me

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

everyone needs to watch the youtube side by side of Airplane/Zero Hour that Phil D posted before, it's awesome.

http://youtu.be/q__vuyH1JEI

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

so excited for The Miracle of Morgan's Creek.

metal-band jokes, the new mother-in-law jokes there for a wee bit (lol musos)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

no i dont want to

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

only voted for one film in the top 10, not that i dislike any of them

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Should ballot reveals be in a separate thread?

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

yes please

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

can we get to no. 1 in the next 40 mins before i have to go to work?

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

spoiler alert

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

its arrival may be delayed as it taxis on the runway due to poor weather conditions for landing

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

haha oops strikes instead of bold

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

also Fran Drescher in Spinal Tap = the only time her presence has been welcome and enjoyed on my TV

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

It's INCEPTION.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTESS WITH THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTEST, YOU KNOOOOWWW YOU KNOOOOOWWWWW

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sMrH1.jpg

#1

AIRPLANE!

Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
1980
United States
(1405 pts, 39 votes, 1 first place)

i've never seen top secret, either ... my parents wouldn't let me see abrahams/zucker films when i was a kid after they watched airplane!, and it just sort of fell through the cracks thereafter.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:29 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i'm remembering wrong here - but what was so offensive/inappropriate about Airplane?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:36 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blowjob blowup doll?
― scott seward, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:36 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was "fresh"
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:37 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

x-post That's the only thing I can think of.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:37 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, fresh!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:37 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was sex stuff, no? maybe they didn't want young eisbaer speaking jive.
― scott seward, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:37 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha are you kidding
"Excuse me, I speak Jive..."
"Get ahold of yourself!"
"Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"
etc etc etc, there are about a million reasons why a parent might decide that movie was too much for a child
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:38 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That is such a great word. My mom used to call me "fresh" all the time. I never hear anyone say it anymore. I'm gonna start using it now. I sort of love it.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:38 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah fresh is classic
― some dude, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:38 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i loved that movie so much when i was a kid. one of the great movie theatre experiences of my life. loudest laughter i've ever heard to this day.
― scott seward, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:39 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like "fresh mouth" as in "knock it off with the fresh mouth"
I only had kids so I could say things like this
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:39 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can't really remember, either -- i think it was because there were bare titties, general bad language and Peter Graves as a gay pedophile pilot. top secret! also came out just when my parents had turned super-religious and strict.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:40 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah. that last bit explains it.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:40 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not enough praying.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:40 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"fresh" and "not okay"were the bane of my childhood
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:40 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The panic scene in Airplane involves a topless lady running towards the screen, if I remember correctly. And I do.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:41 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

airplane seemed so modern at the time! i guess like a farrelly brothers movie to someone younger. or early mel brooks to someone a little older than me. silent movie was the first mel i saw at the movies.
― scott seward, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:41 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who all has seen Zero Hour!, the movie upon which Airplane! is based?
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who all has seen Zero Hour for any reason other than it being the movie upon which Airplane! is based?
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:45 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought Airplane was based on Airport
― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:45 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, yeah, but I mean who has actually taken the time?
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:46 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought Airplane was based on Aiport 75
never seen Zero Hour, though maybe I will now that I know about Airplane tieins
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:46 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Airport 75 for the record is beyond hilarious for uninintentional humor and terrible heston seriousness
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:47 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I watched Zero Hour to review it and it was pretty funny on its own.
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:47 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both Zero Hour! and Airport written by Alex Haley. (Dude knew his comfort zone.) But Airplane! is nearly a scene-for-scene remake of Zero Hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q__vuyH1JEI
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:48 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god, there were boobs in Airplane too!? my adolescence of watching these movies as filler on weekend TV 'matinee' blocks feels so incomplete now.
― some dude, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:48 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Interesting
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:49 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I need to see this Zero Hour, obviously
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:49 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 minutes into that clip and YES I NEED TO SEE ZERO HOUR
thank you Phil!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:50 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok I looked it up and there are four different Airports: Airport, Airport 1975, Airport 77, and The Concorde...Airport '79*
*Airport 79 has a cast that includes Sylvia Kristel (the og Emmanuelle), Charo, and Bibi Anderssen (!)
― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:52 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love this trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuhKNphRTHg
A train-wreck set in the sky.
― clemenza, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:53 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That Zero Hour/Airplane youtube is amazing!
― Number None, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:53 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fun fact, I saw every single Airport movie except the OG at the theater as a child. My mom and dad loved those things.
I kinda wish they had gotten Sterling Hayden to reprise his Zero Hour role in Airplane, but Robert Stack was a good substitute.
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:54 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am pre-emptively laughing at every Zero Hour scene, I was almost in tears at the very first 'have you ever seen a cockpit'
Fun fact: I had never seen Airplane! til about 2 years ago. And now it's one of my favorite comedies ever.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:58 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i voted for Bottle Rocket because it's not WA's best but definitely his funniest
no. deep, resonant laughter is the best, which is why a fine, cinematically inert jokebook titled Airplane! will show up way too high here.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 10:12 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

it's so trippy how the poll is eating itself with some of these quotes from things we posted in the last week

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

lol AP

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Tony Hendra's line delivery on "You should've seen the cover they WANTED to do. It wasn't a glove, believe me" is just all-time.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'm famous!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

now that's service

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

show of hands who breaks down laughing every time Johnny in the control room opens his mouth

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

seriously was I just too depressed at the time to enjoy a funny movie or are the first 30 minutes of Airplane! really boring? Somebody tell me I'm not just an idiot.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

So lucky I got to see Spinal Tap in a theater in 1984. There was a good 2-3 years there before you heard "it goes to 11" everywhere.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

depending how many points vegemite was going to give it, the top 2 would have reversed if we hadnt both forgotten about spinal tap FUCK

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

IT HAPPENED TO BARBARA STANWYCK!

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

no complaints here

'there's a sale at penney's!'

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Johnny, what do you make of this?"

"I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl, or . . .

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

i'm kind of surprised how disappointed i am at Airplane beating Tap, they were right next to each other on my ballot

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno if Tap would have made top 5, but it would have made my top 10.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

my favourite moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZdqsCW8vM

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

This fog is getting thicker!
AND LEON IS GETTING LAAAAAAAAAAARGER

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Post your LOL comedy movie poll ballots here...

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

omg Pisces mine too!! ethel KILLS me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

noooooooo shit then it would have won, it would have been #3 for me

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

True story: I have smoked copious amounts of weed with one of the actors in Airplane!

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

There's a sale at Pennys!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Thought I'd voted both Airplane and Tap, but I guess only just the former. So blame me if you want.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

her last screen appearance, apparently^^ xp

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

fyi i just got sick of searching through posts that had nothing to do with the movie, where the content was just the word, "airplane", or that were just lists of movies

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

but only one First place vote!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCFjK6oqwsE

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

the tylenol line kills me

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFHjdYoNb_Y

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Here are all of the stills for the top 100: http://imgur.com/a/F4CfO

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I have smoked copious amounts of weed with one of the actors in Airplane!

ah, gladiator-movie night with Peter Graves (RIP).

I saw Airplane! in Bloomfield NJ in August 1980, so I win.

are ZAZ releasing this as an Ultimate Improved Edition someday, w/ the Saturday Night Fever spoof cut?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Gate 34 ... Gate 35 ... 36 ... 37

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

me john! big tree!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star black people but I kind of expected that going into this.

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

ha after my first shock of irritation i realized that bunches of people prob forgot stuff or forgot to vote or whatever and also hey its an ilx poll so it isnt forever binding so self chill out here basically

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

That bit during "River of Jordan" where everybody's exchanging heartwarming smiles and the navigator has to look up at the screen and grin at the audience :D

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

I do not even remotely remember writing that Harpo Marx was the director of Duck Soup. How tired was I when I made that still? Haha.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

I need to watch Airplane again before we fly to Australia next Saturday -- it will make standing in the airport at least momentarily amusing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

My ballot says otherwise, djp.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

no, i've been nervous lots of times

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

HEY GUYS GO TO ---> Post your LOL comedy movie poll ballots here...

I'm going to post the complete poll results on this thread though, in just a few. I'll link to it on the poll ballots thread.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

what hapened to the guy who played Jonny? you'd think he'd have become some kind of comedy legend.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

died of HIV-related illness iirc

y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Chump don' WANT no help, chump don' GET no help.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

uh, xp

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the '80s sucked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Stucker

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

i had madea goes to jail @ no. 1 fwiw

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star black people but I kind of expected that going into this.

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 2:32 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would be happy to discuss movies that could/should've placed, i voted for Friday and Coming To America and Half Baked, wanted to vote for CB4 and probably a couple others. but to be fair a lot of the best black comedy stars did their best work on stage and/or on TV and were pretty patchy on teh big screen.

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines

humba (NZA), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

Hollywood studios never figured out what to do with Richard Pryor (or Bill Cosby), Godfrey Cambridge only a little bit.

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star dead people but I kind of expected that going into this.

also, you guys are to comedy evaluation what the Tea Party is to social evolution.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

interesting that airplane! won this poll, but only voter put it as his/her #1 GOAT pick.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

i had madea goes to jail @ no. 1 fwiw

^^^^^ PART OF THE PROBLEM

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star black people but I kind of expected that going into this.

Yeah, 'Tropic Thunder' was robbed.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

OK, Dr. Geirbius, that's sufficient.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

1-2-3 all pretty bad

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

PS "Airplane!" is chock full of dead people

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star dead people

thank christ "Weekend at Bernies" didn't place

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

undead people did alright given Shaun of the Dead's placing

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

also, you guys are to comedy evaluation what the Tea Party is to social evolution.

Next level.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

i do regret leaving black dynamite offa my ballot, and fear of a black hat was literally one of the last things i pruned offa my ballot at the very end.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star black people but I kind of expected that going into this.

Well, that's a less fair observation than noting that black people haven't historically been able to get their hands on the best material. I think it's a crying shame that there isn't really a Richard Pryor movie that deserves to be on this list.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

Kinda surprised Beverly Hills Cop didn't place in the top 100. It's gotta be in the 101-150 range, though, right?

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

fear of a black hat was literally one of the last things i pruned offa my ballot at the very end.

Hat was near the top of my poll. Very disappointed it didn't place.

"Whose eyes?"

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

richard pryor's concert movies were much better than the feature movies he was in. (i liked silver streak and stir crazy plenty when i was a little kid, but i really don't think either is Top 100 of All-Time material).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

(Going to wait until tomorrow to open a horror poll imo.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

My big takeaway from these results is that ILXors don't watch/like comedies that star dead people but I kind of expected that going into this.

Shaun of the Dead, the Evil Dead flicks, and Braindead say you're wrong, Morbs. Dead wrong.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

political unrest stabilizes society yeah ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

(Going to wait until tomorrow to open a horror poll imo.)

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo psyched.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs forbade us from voting for concert films.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

stoked for horror poll

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

too many boring old movies, too many charming/clever/surreal movies mistaken for funny.

glad spinal tap didn't win b/c it is boring as shit. airplane is awesome. good poll, thanks AP.

bnw, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Eddie Murphy was in several hilarious movies before he got Clumped into oblivion and you guys only voted for one of them really, really low down in the results

I mean, maybe I'm the only person who remembers this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfvk4XTQFKY

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

also, peter graves is dead and robert hayes might as well be considering the state of his career these days.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

THANK YOU AP YOU RULE

*poop joke*
*fart joke*
*throws glitter over fan*
*strums harp*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

'votesplitting' is a somewhat dubious concept in this poll more than others but i think if it especially hurt anyone it was Eddie

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Tara Reid is dead, right?

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

also, boomerang is very very underrated ... so much better than it's given credit for.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Guys before we get bogged down is Taxi Driver a horror film?

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

I'm also assuming people haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

I'll be honest: I voted Fear of a Black Hat, but totally fucked up and forgot to vote for Coming to America and Beverly Hills Cop.

I have never seen Hollywood Shuffle and probably shd rectify that

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't, to be honest.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

I think if anyone suffered from vote splitting it was Woody Allen, really expected to see 'Sleeper', 'Love and Death' and 'Zelig' in the top 100.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxpost - What's that clip, djp? No youtubes here at work...

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

Boomerang, i think

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

just realized: did fletch really not place? wtf ilx

never seen hollywood shuffle, add me to the list

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Guys before we get bogged down is Taxi Driver a horror film?

Totally expecting that movie to place, btw.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Hollywood Shuffle is Robert Townsend right?

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

We gave Dirty Larry...the finger!

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Have seen bits and pieces of Hollywood Shuffle but never sat and watched the whole thing. Robert Townsend deserved a better career, though. I remember enjoying "Meteor Man" but haven't seen it since it was new.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

also, eddie murphy's standing has gone done b/c like robin williams he's been in some unspeakably awful films over the past decade or two & this tends to be foremost in folks' minds.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

xxp Ooh, yeah, Fletch was on my ballot. Man is ENBB gonna be pissed.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Fletch should have been on my ballot. John Cocktoston. Mr Babar. And tommy Lasorda hate.

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

Hollywood Shuffle is Robert Townsend right?

Yes, and it's pretty low-budget but packed with some serious lols and some biting cynicism.

(Youtube clip was "MAAAAAARCUSSSSS! I'm not wearing any panties!" from Boomerang)

It also boggles my mind that, for all of the Arsenio slamming doors GIFs that get paraded around here, people forgot to vote for Coming To America

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i fully expect Coming To America to be #101

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'm also assuming people haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle?

I saw only the "Winky Dinky Dog" clip with John Witherspoon...he was pretty lol as usual

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

"Yes Yes Fuck You Tooooo!"

xxp Coming To America

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

I'm also assuming people haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle?

Yeah, Townsend's an unfortunate oversight in my movie watchin'. I'll get it together and watch his stuff someday.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

"Babar, Babar, is that one 'b' or two?"

"It's one - BABAR."

"That's two."

"Yeah, but not right in a row."

"Babar . . . isn't that a children's book about an elephant?"

"I don't know, I don't have any."

"Children?"

"Elephant books."

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

i will always watch fletch when it is on tv.

coming to america is solid but falls into that nostalgia period where I can't decipher how funny it is anymore.

bnw, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Is the doctor in that scene dude from Blood Simple?
xp

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Also IMO I'm Gonna Get You Sucka was the classic-era Wayans' finest moment outside of In Living Color

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, and it's pretty low-budget but packed with some serious lols and some biting cynicism.

iirc, he financed the whole thing himself by maxing out his credit cards and calling in favors from friends.

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Guys before we get bogged down is Taxi Driver a horror film?

sure yeah whatever

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

hollywood shuffle can be added to the list of stuff i completely flaked when i was putting together my ballot, its fantastic

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol i'm just reminded that Arsenio recently appeared in Black Dynamite.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

#1 - 1405 pts - 39 votes - 1 first place: Airplane
#2 - 1351 pts - 35 votes - 4 first place: spinal tap
#3 - 1228 pts - 31 votes - 5 first place: The Big Lebowski
#4 - 1214 pts - 38 votes - 1 first place: Ghostbusters
#5 - 1115 pts - 37 votes - 1 first place: Groundhog Day
#6 - 1098 pts - 31 votes - 1 first place: Annie Hall
#7 - 1078 pts - 30 votes - 2 first place: Dr. Strangelove
#8 - 1057 pts - 29 votes - 0 first place: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
#9 - 994 pts - 34 votes - 1 first place: Office Space
#10 - 838 pts - 23 votes - 2 first place: Duck Soup (1933)
#11 - 791 pts - 26 votes - 0 first place: Some Like It Hot
#12 - 761 pts - 22 votes - 2 first place: Blazing Saddles
#13 - 753 pts - 25 votes - 0 first place: Rushmore
#14 - 726 pts - 25 votes - 2 first place: Election
#15 - 720 pts - 24 votes - 2 first place: Young Frankenstein
#16 - 719 pts - 23 votes - 1 first place: south park
#17 - 712 pts - 21 votes - 0 first place: Anchorman
#18 - 703 pts - 24 votes - 0 first place: Raising Arizona
#19 - 687 pts - 20 votes - 0 first place: The Jerk
#20 - 674 pts - 20 votes - 3 first place: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
#21 - 653 pts - 23 votes - 1 first place: Being John Malkovich
#22 - 632 pts - 17 votes - 2 first place: The Life of Brian
#23 - 616 pts - 19 votes - 2 first place: Repo Man
#24 - 615 pts - 19 votes - 1 first place: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
#25 - 611 pts - 21 votes - 1 first place: Superbad
#26 - 592 pts - 18 votes - 0 first place: bad santa
#27 - 578 pts - 16 votes - 1 first place: His Girl Friday
#28 - 577 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: Best in Show
#29 - 576 pts - 18 votes - 1 first place: wet hot american summer
#30 - 561 pts - 16 votes - 2 first place: Bringing Up Baby
#31 - 557 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Withnail & I
#32 - 556 pts - 17 votes - 1 first place: dazed and confused
#33 - 551 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: caddy shack
#34 - 546 pts - 21 votes - 0 first place: Heathers
#35 - 538 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Borat
#36 - 534 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: The Producers
#37 - 527 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: Shaun of the Dead
#38 - 519 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Playtime
#39 - 498 pts - 22 votes - 0 first place: Naked Gun
#40 - 488 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Fargo
#41 - 479 pts - 16 votes - 1 first place: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
#42 - 478 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Back To The Future
#43 - 471 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
#44 - 469 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: In the Loop
#45 - 462 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: The Apartment
#46 - 461 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: Zoolander
#47 - 446 pts - 14 votes - 0 first place: Napoleon Dynamite
#48 - 441 pts - 18 votes - 0 first place: Wayne's World
#49 - 425 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Clueless
#50 - 420 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
#51 - 414 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: royal tenenbaums
#52 - 407 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: brazil
#53 - 405 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: O brother where art thou
#54 - 401 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Animal House
#55 - 397 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: The King of Comedy
#56 - 396 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Dead Alive/Braindead
#57 - 390 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: ghost world
#58 - 389 pts - 11 votes - 1 first place: The Lady Eve
#59 - 377 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: Kind Hearts and Coronets
#60 - 365 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
#61 - 364 pts - 10 votes - 1 first place: dumb & dumber
#62 - 363 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: Monty Python's Meaning of Life
#63 - 358 pts - 14 votes - 0 first place: Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
#64 - 342 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: My Man Godfrey
#65 - 336 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Fish Called Wanda
#66 - 333 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: The Philadelphia Story
#67 - 332 pts - 12 votes - 1 first place: A Hard Day's Night
#67 - 332 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: Sherlock Jr
#69 - 324 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Modern Times
#69 - 324 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Wating for Guffman
#71 - 317 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Kung Fu Hustle
#72 - 315 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Top Secret
#73 - 314 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Mean Girls
#74 - 308 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: MASH
#75 - 304 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: The Hudsucker Proxy
#76 - 302 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: The Blues Brothers
#76 - 302 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
#76 - 302 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
#79 - 292 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Being There
#79 - 292 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Vacation
#81 - 290 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Trading Places
#82 - 287 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Tootsie
#83 - 285 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Princess Bride
#84 - 284 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
#85 - 278 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Muppet Movie
#86 - 269 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: A Shot in the Dark
#87 - 263 pts - 10 votes - 1 first place: A Night at the Opera (1935)
#88 - 261 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Delicatessen
#89 - 259 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: a serious man
#89 - 259 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: pink flamingos
#89 - 259 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: Trouble in Paradise
#92 - 258 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: There's Something About Mary
#93 - 256 pts - 7 votes - 1 first place: Lost In America
#94 - 255 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Manhattan
#94 - 255 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Sullivan's Travels
#94 - 255 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Team America
#97 - 251 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: army of darkness
#97 - 251 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Network
#99 - 250 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: swingers
#100 - 249 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Singin' In The Rain
#101 - 248 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Knocked Up
#102 - 241 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy
#104 - 228 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: I Heart Huckabees
#105 - 226 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Toy Story 2
#106 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
#107 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Love and Death
#108 - 220 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: slapshot
#109 - 216 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: BETTER OFF DEAD
#110 - 212 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Fletch
#111 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: A Christmas Story
#111 - 210 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: In Bruges
#111 - 210 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Super Troopers
#114 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Man With Two Brains
#115 - 209 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Four Lions
#115 - 209 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
#117 - 204 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Duck Amuck
#118 - 202 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Hot Fuzz
#119 - 200 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Palm Beach Story
#120 - 199 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: An American Werewolf in London
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: hi fidelity
#121 - 198 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Pink Panther
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#124 - 193 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Arsenic & Old Lace
#125 - 192 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The General
#126 - 190 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: ace ventura
#126 - 190 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Ninotchka
#128 - 189 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: real genius
#129 - 188 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Beetlejuice
#129 - 188 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: UHF
#131 - 185 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Sleeper
#132 - 183 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Shop Around the Corner
#133 - 182 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Gregory's Girl
#133 - 182 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Sons of the Desert
#133 - 182 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: the rules of the game
#136 - 179 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
#137 - 178 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: After Hours
#137 - 178 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: M. Hulot's Holiday
#137 - 178 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: step brothers
#137 - 178 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: the thin man
#141 - 177 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: My Cousin Vinny
#142 - 176 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: It Happened One Night
#143 - 172 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: A Day at the Races (1937)
#143 - 172 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Zelig
#145 - 170 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
#145 - 170 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Mars Attacks!
#147 - 165 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: Metropolitan
#148 - 164 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Burn After Reading
#149 - 163 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Fantastic Mr. Fox
#150 - 162 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Gremlins 2
#151 - 160 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Ed Wood
#152 - 159 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: clerks
#152 - 159 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Friday
#154 - 158 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Clue
#154 - 158 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Uncle Buck
#156 - 157 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
#156 - 157 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The Graduate
#158 - 156 pts - 5 votes - 1 first place: Hollywood Shuffle
#159 - 155 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Bedazzled (1967) (PCook version)
#159 - 155 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Coming To America
#159 - 155 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The hangover
#162 - 154 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: rock'n'roll high school
#162 - 154 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: unfaithfully yours
#164 - 153 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Wonder Boys
#165 - 151 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
#166 - 150 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Bridesmaids
#166 - 150 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Galaxy Quest
#166 - 150 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
#169 - 147 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: the wedding crashers
#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: local hero
#170 - 144 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: pootie tang
#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The Room
#173 - 143 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek
#174 - 142 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Flirting with Disaster
#174 - 142 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Spaceballs
#176 - 139 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
#176 - 139 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Stripes
#178 - 137 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: midnight run
#179 - 136 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Sunset Boulevard
#179 - 136 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The Gold Rush
#181 - 135 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: City Lights
#182 - 132 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Female Trouble
#182 - 132 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Toy Story
#184 - 131 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Drunken Master 2
#185 - 127 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: 24 Hour Party People
#185 - 127 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
#187 - 126 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: grosse pointe blank
#188 - 125 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Animal Crackers (1930)
#188 - 125 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
#188 - 125 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Three Amigos
#191 - 124 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Diner
#192 - 122 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Bull Durham
#192 - 122 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Nashville
#194 - 121 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
#194 - 121 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Head
#194 - 121 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: tommy boy
#197 - 120 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: austin powers
#197 - 120 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Elf
#197 - 120 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Hausu aka House (1977)
#200 - 119 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Role Models
#201 - 118 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: American Movie.
#202 - 117 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: 10 Things I Hate About You
#202 - 117 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: black cat, white cat (Crna macka, beli macor)
#202 - 117 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Lolita
#202 - 117 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Time Bandits
#206 - 115 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: grandma's boy
#206 - 115 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: re-animator
#208 - 114 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Adventures in Babysitting
#208 - 114 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Beverly Hills Cop
#208 - 114 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Big Trouble in Little China
#208 - 114 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Muriel's Wedding
#212 - 113 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: harold and maude
#212 - 113 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Lavender Hill Mob
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#214 - 112 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: One Froggy Evening
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#218 - 108 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Death Race 2000
#218 - 108 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Fear of a Black Hat
#218 - 108 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Sideways
#218 - 108 pts - 3 votes - 1 first place: The Great Muppet Caper
#223 - 107 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: One, Two, Three
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#225 - 104 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Horse Feathers (1932)
#226 - 103 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: billy madison
#226 - 103 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Shaolin Soccer
#226 - 103 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Tropic Thunder
#229 - 102 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Radio Days
#230 - 101 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: L.A. Story
#231 - 99 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Defending Your Life
#231 - 99 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Hail the Conquering Hero
#231 - 99 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: kingpin
#231 - 99 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Pineapple Express
#235 - 98 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Adaptation
#236 - 97 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Blades of Glory
#236 - 97 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Boogie Nights
#236 - 97 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: wise blood
#239 - 96 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Beavis and Butthead Do America
#239 - 96 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: bowfinger
#241 - 95 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Down By Law
#241 - 95 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Naked Gun 2 1/2
#241 - 95 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Three Kings
#241 - 95 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
#245 - 94 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Lilo & Stitch
#245 - 94 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Made
#245 - 94 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Bad News Bears
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#248 - 93 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Way Out West
#250 - 92 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Fireman's Ball
#251 - 91 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: OSS 117: Lost in Rio
#251 - 91 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Bank Dick
#251 - 91 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Magic Christian
#251 - 91 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Saddest Music in the World
#255 - 90 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Big
#255 - 90 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Polyester
#257 - 89 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: planet terror
#258 - 88 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
#258 - 88 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: happiness
#258 - 88 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Loves of a Blonde
#258 - 88 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Noises Off...
#258 - 88 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Romy & Michele's High School Reunion
#263 - 86 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Orgazmo
#264 - 85 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Bring It On
#264 - 85 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: it's a mad mad mad mad world
#266 - 84 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Bananas
#266 - 84 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
#266 - 84 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Scott Pilgrim vs the World
#269 - 83 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: hannah and her sisters
#269 - 83 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Harvey
#269 - 83 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Hobo With a Shotgun
#269 - 83 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Monsters Inc.
#273 - 82 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Boudou Saved From Drowning
#273 - 82 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: the exterminating angel
#273 - 82 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
#276 - 81 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Ratatouille
#276 - 81 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Commitments
#276 - 81 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Odd Couple
#279 - 79 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: barton fink
#280 - 78 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Kicking and Screaming (1995)
#280 - 78 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Le Dîner de Cons
#280 - 78 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: That Obscure Object Of Desire
#283 - 77 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Billy Liar
#283 - 77 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Bullets Over Broadway
#283 - 77 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: half baked
#283 - 77 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
#287 - 76 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: a mighty wind
#287 - 76 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Help!
#287 - 76 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Men In Black
#287 - 76 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Shakes the Clown
#287 - 76 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Summer School
#292 - 75 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: It's a Gift
#292 - 75 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Monkey Business (1931)
#292 - 75 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: The Man in the White Suit
#295 - 74 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: 9 To 5
#295 - 74 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Dirty Work
#295 - 74 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Gosford Park
#295 - 74 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Little Shop of Horrors
#295 - 74 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Player
#300 - 73 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: 48 Hours
#300 - 73 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: School of Rock
#300 - 73 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Ladies Man
#303 - 72 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex..
#303 - 72 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Happy Gilmore
#303 - 72 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: showgirls
#303 - 72 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Happiness of the Katakuris
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: American Psycho
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Cannibal the Musical
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: MacGruber
#307 - 71 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Major League
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Muppets Take Manhattan
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Great Dictator
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: thundercrack!
#307 - 71 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: When Harry Met Sally
#315 - 69 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Adam's Rib
#315 - 69 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
#315 - 69 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Cul-De-Sac
#315 - 69 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Man Bites Dog
#315 - 69 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Punch Drunk Love
#315 - 69 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: So I Married an Axe Murderer
#315 - 69 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
#322 - 68 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Little Miss Sunshine
#322 - 68 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Parenthood
#322 - 68 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Real Life
#322 - 68 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: Songs from the Second Floor
#326 - 67 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Broadcast News
#326 - 67 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: dark star
#328 - 66 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: cable guy
#328 - 66 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: freddie got fingered
#330 - 64 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Cops
#330 - 64 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Easy A
#330 - 64 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
#330 - 64 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Twentieth Century
#334 - 63 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: History of the World Part I
#334 - 63 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Manhattan Murder Mystery
#334 - 63 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Sweet And Lowdown
#334 - 63 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: the pink panther strikes again
#334 - 63 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
#339 - 62 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: american pie
#339 - 62 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Evil Dead
#339 - 62 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Serial Mom
#339 - 62 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Girl Can't Help It
#343 - 61 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Hot Rod
#343 - 61 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: I'm All Right, Jack
#343 - 61 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Saved!
#343 - 61 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
#347 - 60 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: CB-4
#348 - 59 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Kindergarten Cop
#348 - 59 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: My Fair Lady
#348 - 59 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
#348 - 59 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: what about bob?
#352 - 58 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Airheads
#352 - 58 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: get him to the greek
#352 - 58 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Om Shanti Om
#355 - 57 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Meet the Feebles
#355 - 57 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Smashing Time
#357 - 56 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Old School
#357 - 56 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Play It Again Sam
#357 - 56 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Wedding Singer
#357 - 56 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Who's Afraid on Virginia Woolf
#361 - 54 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Crime Wave a.k.a. The Big Crime Wave (John Paizs)
#361 - 54 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Putney Swope
#363 - 53 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: homebodies (1974)
#363 - 53 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: used cars
#365 - 52 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Hot Shots! Part Deux
#365 - 52 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: joe vs the volcano
#367 - 51 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Mon Oncle
#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Ruben and Ed
#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Navigator (Keaton)
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Brewster McCloud
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Jackass
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Deuce Bigalo: Male Jigalo
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Divorce Italian Style
#372 - 49 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: L'Atalante
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Porridge The Movie
#372 - 49 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Strange Brew
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Stuart Saves His Family
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Errand Boy
#372 - 49 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: the simpsons movie
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Blue Velvet
#380 - 48 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: One Crazy Summer
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Smile
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The last Days of Disco
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Ten
#386 - 47 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: All of Me
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Death Becomes Her
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Henry Fool
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: les tontons flingueurs
#386 - 47 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Midnight (1938)
#386 - 47 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: the ruling class
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: What's Opera, Doc
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: bitter moon
#393 - 46 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Carry on up the Khyber
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Comfort and Joy
#393 - 46 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Fight Club
#393 - 46 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Morgan: A Suitable Case
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Slither
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Rabbit of Seville
#393 - 46 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Troll 2
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: women in revolt
#402 - 45 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: back to school
#402 - 45 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Boomerang
#402 - 45 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Legally Blonde
#402 - 45 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Mr Vampire
#402 - 45 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Passport To Pimlico
#407 - 44 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Back To The Future Part II
#407 - 44 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Ball of Fire
#407 - 44 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Dodgeball
#407 - 44 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: mommie dearest
#407 - 44 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: Smokey & The Bandit
#407 - 44 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Take the Money and Run
#407 - 44 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: we're no angels
#414 - 43 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Dude, Where's My Car?
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: I Know Where I'm Going!
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: I Love You, Man
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Kiss Me, Stupid
#414 - 43 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Oh, Mr Porter!
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
#414 - 43 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Short Circuit
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Symbol (Hitoshi Matsumoto)
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: to beep or not to beep
#423 - 42 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Life Is Beautiful
#423 - 42 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Princess Diaries
#423 - 42 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Trash
#426 - 41 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: all about eve
#426 - 41 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Get Shorty
#426 - 41 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Le Million
#426 - 41 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Schizopolis
#426 - 41 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The inspector general
#426 - 41 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Twins
#426 - 41 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer
#426 - 41 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Wizard People, Dear Reader
#434 - 40 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Empire Records
#434 - 40 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
#434 - 40 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: private parts
#434 - 40 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Steamboat Bill Jr.
#434 - 40 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: the forbidden zone
#434 - 40 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Horse's Mouth
#434 - 40 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Waiting
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Chud 2
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: eating raoul
#441 - 39 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Go
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Good Morning (Ozu)
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: High Diving Hare
#441 - 39 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: murder by death
#441 - 39 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Long Goodby
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: True Stories
#450 - 38 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: American Beauty
#450 - 38 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
#450 - 38 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: One Week
#450 - 38 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Stranger Than Paradise
#450 - 38 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Toxic Avenger
#450 - 38 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Toy Story 3
#456 - 37 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: batman 1966
#456 - 37 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Cabin Boy
#456 - 37 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Careful
#456 - 37 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Carry on Screaming
#456 - 37 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Fired Up!
#456 - 37 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Life Stinks
#456 - 37 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: nacho libre
#456 - 37 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Awful Truth
#456 - 37 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Yellow Submarine
#465 - 36 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Auntie Mame (1958)
#465 - 36 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Emperor's New Groove
#465 - 36 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: How to Marry a Millionaire
#465 - 36 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: love me if you dare / jeux d'enfants
#465 - 36 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Not Another Teen Movie
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Desperate Living
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Father of the Bride (Minnelli)
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka
#470 - 35 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Jackass 2
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: no man's land
#470 - 35 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: safety last
#470 - 35 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The House Bunny
#470 - 35 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Other Guys
#479 - 34 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Married to the Mob
#479 - 34 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Return of the Living Dead
#479 - 34 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Superstar
#482 - 33 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Babe
#482 - 33 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Charade
#482 - 33 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: How to Get Ahead in Advertising
#482 - 33 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Red Hot Riding Hood
#482 - 33 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Road to Utopia
#482 - 33 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Son In Law
#482 - 33 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: the return of the pink panther
#489 - 32 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Big Man Japan
#489 - 32 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: heartbreak ridge
#489 - 32 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Severance
#489 - 32 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The importance of being earnest (firth/everett)
#489 - 32 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Undercover Brother
#494 - 31 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Barking Dogs Never Bite
#494 - 31 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Encino Man
#494 - 31 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Freeway
#494 - 31 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: kentucky fried movie
#494 - 31 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Man on the Moon
#494 - 31 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: O Lucky Man!
#494 - 31 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tweety's S.O.S.
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Born Yesterday (1993)
#501 - 30 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Euro Vacation
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Full Moon high
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: les visiteurs
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Melvin and Howard
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Our Hospitality
#501 - 30 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Something Wild
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Throw Momma From The Train
#509 - 29 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Ace in the Hole
#510 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Bad Taste
#511 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Hank & Mike
#512 - 29 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Hot Shots
#513 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Long Haired Hare
#514 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Scrooged
#515 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The President's Analyst
#516 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
#517 - 28 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: A Bucket of Blood (Corman)
#517 - 28 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Road House
#517 - 28 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine
#517 - 28 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Great McGinty
#517 - 28 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Happening
#517 - 28 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Love Bug
#523 - 27 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: euro trip
#523 - 27 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: high society
#523 - 27 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Sixteen Candles
#523 - 27 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: stir crazy
#523 - 27 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Dish
#528 - 26 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Mighty Like A Moose
#528 - 26 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Last Detail
#528 - 26 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Toy
#531 - 25 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
#531 - 25 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: neighbors
#531 - 25 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: simon in the desert
#531 - 25 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Tampopo
#531 - 25 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Castle
#531 - 25 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Host
#531 - 25 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Man Who Came To Dinner
#531 - 25 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Zombieland
#539 - 24 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Death to Smoochy
#539 - 24 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Drive (Hiroyuki Tanaka)
#539 - 24 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Romancing the Stone
#539 - 24 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: SLC Punk
#539 - 24 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Ladykillers (2004)
#539 - 24 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: the truman show
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Bell, Book and Candle
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Hellzapoppin
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Shampoo
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Road to Wellville
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: the wrong box
#545 - 23 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Three Colors: White
#551 - 22 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Chicken Run
#551 - 22 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Dogtooth
#551 - 22 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: four weddings and a funeral
#551 - 22 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Garfield
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Adventureland
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: His Picture In The Papers
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Phantom of the Paradise
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Roxanne
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Smiley Face
#555 - 21 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Superman III
#561 - 20 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Mall Rats
#561 - 20 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Spider Baby
#561 - 20 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Birdcage
#561 - 20 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Youth in Revolt
#565 - 19 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: citizen ruth
#565 - 19 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Adventurer
#565 - 19 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Freshman
#565 - 19 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Quiet Family
#569 - 18 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: dragnet
#569 - 18 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Holiday (1938)
#569 - 18 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Together (moodysson)
#569 - 18 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Welcome to the Dollhouse
#573 - 17 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Ernest Saves Christmas
#573 - 17 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Hello Dolly!
#573 - 17 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: scary movie
#573 - 17 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: the tall blonde man with one black shoe (Le grand blond avec une chaussure noire)
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: A Chinese Ghost Story
#577 - 16 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Freebie and The Bean
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Gift Wrapped
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: meatballs
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Mr Deeds Goes To Town
#577 - 16 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
#584 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: American Graffiti
#585 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Fun With Dick and Jane
#586 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Smiles Of A Summer Night
#587 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Cup (Khyentse Norbu)
#588 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: toto le héros / toto the hero
#589 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Whisky Galore (aka Tight Little Island)
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Big Deal on Madonna Street
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Ella Cinders
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Me and You and Everyone We Know
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: some kind of monster
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The In-Laws (1979)
#590 - 14 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: the waterboy
#590 - 14 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Victor/Victoria
#597 - 13 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Dawn of the Dead
#597 - 13 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
#597 - 13 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: High Anxiety
#597 - 13 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Igby Goes Down
#597 - 13 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Observe and report
#602 - 12 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Hot Tub Time Machine
#602 - 12 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Sanjuro
#602 - 12 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: score
#602 - 12 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Knack
#606 - 11 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Black Sheep (2007 New Zealand film)
#606 - 11 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Frankenhooker
#606 - 11 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: To Die For
#609 - 10 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: hold me while I'm naked
#609 - 10 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Mortal Transfer
#609 - 10 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Small Time Crooks
#609 - 10 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Emporer's New Groove
#609 - 10 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Wayne's World 2
#614 - 9 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Chupke Chupke
#614 - 9 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tapeheads
#614 - 9 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Adventures of Picasso
#614 - 9 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Nutty Professor (1996)
#618 - 8 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Be Kind Rewind
#618 - 8 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Mother (1996)
#618 - 8 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Quick Change
#618 - 8 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Man Without a Past
#622 - 7 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Brewsters Millions
#622 - 7 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Jump Tomorrow
#622 - 7 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Show People
#622 - 7 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Circus
#622 - 7 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Perfect Host
#627 - 6 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Addams Family Values
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Deconstructing Harry
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Intolerable Cruelty
#627 - 6 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: La Cage aux Folles
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Le Grand amour
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Modern Romance
#627 - 6 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Moonstruck
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: My Winnipeg
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: You Can't Take It With You
#637 - 5 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: 1941
#637 - 5 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Jaanne Bhi Do Yaaron
#637 - 5 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Rocky Horror Picture Show
#637 - 5 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: World's Greatest Dad
#641 - 4 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Balls of Fury
#641 - 4 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
#641 - 4 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: night on earth
#641 - 4 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Seven Chances
#645 - 3 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Addicted to Love (Griffin Dunne)
#645 - 3 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Die Hard
#645 - 3 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Earth Girls Are Easy
#645 - 3 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Inner Space
#645 - 3 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: weird science
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Angoor
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Beerfest
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Gold Diggers of 1933
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Son of Paleface
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Support Your Local Sheriff!
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Trouble with Harry
#650 - 2 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Wag The Dog
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetary Man)
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Down with Love
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: House Party
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Metalica: Some Kind of Monster
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Risky Business
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Loved One
#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Young Einstein

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxxp to pandemic: Yes, yes he is. M. Emmett Walsh, one of my favoritest character actors ever. He's also the chief of police in Blade Runner.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

i "strategically" left im gonna get you sucka off my ballot because i assumed it was a lock which i guess lol me

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

#178 - 137 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: midnight run

;_;

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKX4LktBI5o

love this movie so fucking much

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, should have known his name tbh
xp to Phil

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

Only 7 people voted Four Lions and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and only 5 for Bowfinger? !?!

kinder, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

^^^YES (xpost to hollywood shuffle clip)

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

#218 - 108 pts - 3 votes - 1 first place: The Great Muppet Caper

UGH. Proof that ILX is feltist.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

okay I am kinda stunned that I was the only one who voted Airplane #1!

I think this means I'm awesome, right?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Nice to see that about 1/4 of my ballot placed just outside of the top 100.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten did you really not vote for Hank and Mike? what the hell dude, I thought we could get it at least into the 400's, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Only ~half the people who submitted votes included Airplane at all.
I kind of like this crazy wide spread.

kinder, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you Austerity Ponies! (and Polyphonic)

Enjoyed this poll even tho I didn't send a ballot (I voted in two polls back in Oct/Nov, and somehow broke ILX both times.)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Who had Step Brothers at #1? I must know

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Proud to say I voted for Hollywood Shuffle but man did Boomerang not do it for me when I saw it in college. My Murphy pick was Coming To America

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

If I could read an email address properly Airplane would have had another #1. But yes, you are awesome VG.

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Errand Boy

*sigh*

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks again, Austerity Ponies and polyphonic. This was good fun!

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks again, Austerity Ponies and polyphonic. This was good fun!

― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 7:06 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pandemic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, I actually voted for more John Witherspoon movies than Eddie Murphy movies (his monologue about the pleasure of kicking dog-ass in Friday was a big part of it sliding on the ballot). The John Witherspoon vehicle House Party would have also made my top 100.

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

xxp Ooh, yeah, Fletch was on my ballot. Man is ENBB gonna be pissed.

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 2:52 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT.

8.

EIGHT.

WTF you weirdos Fletch is hilarious.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

i read somewhere it was supposed to be something like 10,000 days

-- omar little, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

thats awful

― and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this isn't a comedy.... this movie is fucked up

― and what, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 3:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 12:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

thats like my favorite post ever

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

djp, hollywood shuffle owns

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

#627 - 6 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Summer Vacation

was this a tuomas vote

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

#539 - 24 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Death to Smoochy

lol morbs

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

I guess they just don't know that IT'S ALL BALL BEARINGS NOW. xxp

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

;)

#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Throw Momma From The Train

Al, was this you?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

i think tiny toons was on deric's ballot in the ballot thread

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

i did not vote for Throw Momma no haha

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Blue Velvet

lol this is my vote, and yes i did place it as the 3d funniest film of all time. an opinion shared by no-one but myself it would appear ;_;

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Hey, who were the other three votes for Bring It On?

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

I'm one!

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

The Life Aquatic was scarily close to the top 100

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

tiny toons vote was me

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

I can't believe only 4 other people voted for Kingpin. No wait, I can.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

#402 - 45 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Boomerang

I actually find this enraging

TTA was jjj IIRC and that was another movie that was cut from my ballot at the last instant; it's fucking hysterical

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

ooohhh this stings!...

#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

just missed.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

I did not vote for Death to Smoochy.

#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: local hero

#170 - 144 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: pootie tang
#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The Room

#173 - 143 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

sez it all

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

just think ... if one more person would've added knocked up to their poll and threw it a vote ... or another person who did vote for it had it lodged just one place higher on his/her ballot ... then the fireworks would've started immediately b/c OMG JUDD APATOW NOT FUNNY

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Idiocracy was awful. I could barely watch it. I think I checked out once they'd made the Fuddruckers into Buttfuckers.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

i barely even had a concept of Boomerang being a comedy when it came out because of all the vaguely romantic-looking clips used in videos for the various R&B hits on the movie's soundtrack

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

THESE ARE THE SADDEST VOTES ;_; I CALL THEM SILENT SCREAMS

#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Ruben and Ed
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Brewster McCloud
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Jackass
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Deuce Bigalo: Male Jigalo
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Divorce Italian Style
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Porridge The Movie
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Stuart Saves His Family
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Errand Boy
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Blue Velvet
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Smile
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The last Days of Disco
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Ten
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Death Becomes Her
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Henry Fool
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: les tontons flingueurs
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: What's Opera, Doc
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: bitter moon
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Comfort and Joy
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Slither
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Rabbit of Seville
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: women in revolt

(arbitrary cut-off for silent screams = top 5 on ballot)

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

I woulda put "Local Hero" on my ballot if I did one, Morbs

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

also see:

#111 - 210 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: In Bruges

i'm glad that there are 6 other ILXors who are intelligent and tasteful enough to recognize the genius of in bruges.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

It says ILX has a wide definition of comedy, Morbs.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

Rubin and Ed would've got a third vote if I had voted.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol In Bruges was unfunny '90s hitman comedy trash

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

its funny how there's a bunch of movies just outside the top 100 that are literally better than every movie that placed. slapshot only getting 6 votes... smh

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Two of those silent screams were mine. (Aaaaaaaah!)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

i barely even had a concept of Boomerang being a comedy when it came out because of all the vaguely romantic-looking clips used in videos for the various R&B hits on the movie's soundtrack

Because really, who would expect a movie starring Eddie Murphy, David Allan Grier, Martin Lawrence, Robin Givens, Halle Berry, Grace Jones and John Witherspoon to be a comedy?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, I will make Boomerang an honorary member of SILENT SCREAMS

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

^^^haven't seen it but I will now!

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Boomerang was definitely a comedy but I really don't recall it being very funny

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno man, watch the Boyz II Men and Toni Braxton and PM Dawn videos full of Eddie and other guys wearing nice suits and making bedroom eyes at noted comedy legends Robin Givens, Halle Berry and Grace Jones

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

OMG at Grace Jones in Boomerang: "Afterbirth!"

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

A Christmas Story is probably the most canonical-seeming movie that i'm genuinely surprised missed the top 100. maybe it would've done a lot better pre-Bad Santa.

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

and no one outside North America has ever seen A Christmas Story

Number None, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

Deuce Bigalo: Male Juggalo

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I am in North America and have never seen A Christmas Story.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

Next Christmas put on TMC - they show it for 24hrs straight.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

hey polyphonic, do you want to make a screen grabs thread of 1-100, like omar did?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

if omar jumped off a bridge would you too

yes, is my answer bc omar rules

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

hey polyphonic, do you want to make a screen grabs thread of 1-100, like omar did?

Eh, I don't wanna make a thread for it. You can if you want! All 100 are here if people wanna look at em again

http://imgur.com/a/F4CfO

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

ty ap&p

THESE ARE THE SADDEST VOTES ;_; I CALL THEM SILENT SCREAMS

lol i have two votes in this list, my 1&2!

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

I am going to stop my bitching and say thank you to AP and polyphonic for their work on this poll

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

i cant believe that no one other than me voted for slither

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

Ha! I don't wanna make another thread either, but anyone is welcome to. These are awesome. xposts

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

Slither was a movie I cut because I've never seen the entire thing

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

I can't believe you have seen Slither!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

any of it!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

I am going to stop my bitching and say thank you to AP and polyphonic for their work on this poll

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 3:25 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, no I totally can. Never mind.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

There was a TV movie called Slither about a guy who turns into a snake (stars Dirk Benedict!)

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Yes thank you AP and Poly you are both princes. Two Princes, indeed.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Slither's fun! I didn't vote for it, maybe I'll give it some love in the Horror poll

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

There was a TV movie called Slither about a guy who turns into a snake (stars Dirk Benedict!)

wait waht

The Face... turns into a snake?

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Porridge The Movie

ok, what exactly the fuck is THIS movie?!?!?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

xxxpost No sorry, i was totally wrong! It was called "Ssssssss"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

thanks AP! good times!

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

Dunno why the hell I thought it was Slither

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

well i just looked up "Porridge The Movie" on wikipedia and discovered that it's an LOL late 1970s britishes thing.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

loooooooool Porridge the Movie

gotta be a Britisher

I think I watched that once with my Dad but I don't remember any of it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

oh you know what, I am not thinking of Slither (which I did see a scene of), I'm thinking of that movie with Kevin Bacon

TREMORS, that is what I was thinking of

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

okay is everyone clear on what Slither is now? lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

haha maybe no movie named "Slither" even exists!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Is Porridge the movie based on the TV show?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait you mean SLITHER

I thought you meant Ernest Goes To Camp

nm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

xpost YES :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

AP, I appreciate your hard work, and you gain truth-factor respect for leaving "all time" out of the thread title.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

slither is notable mainly because it is the only horror comedy that actually beats the evil dead trilogy at its own game

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

OK wait, my last word on the topic. From imdb:

Slither (1974)
TV Movie - 30 min - Comedy | Crime
4.1 Your rating: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X Ratings: 4.1/10 from 5 users
Reviews: write review

A well-meaning but stupid ex-convict is drawn into a get-rich scheme that could result in his imprisonment.

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

here are more or less the 20 highest grossing (non-animated/musical) comedies of all time (adj. for inflation) that did not place in the poll: The Sting, The Graduate, Home Alone, Beverly Hills Cop, American Graffiti, Smokey And The Bandit, Men In Black, Mrs. Doubtfire, Crocodile Dundee, Gremlins, Meet The Fockers, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Pretty Woman, Home Alone 2, Three Men And A Baby, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Austin Powers 2, Bruce Almighty, Rush Hour 2, Liar Liar

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

A Christmas Story is probably the most canonical-seeming movie that i'm genuinely surprised missed the top 100. maybe it would've done a lot better pre-Bad Santa.

I'd say pre-24-hour Christmas marathons. 24 hours of any one thing is, I'm sure, enough to make a lot of people kinda hate that thing.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

The Sting can eat a dick, thank u ILX for ignoring it

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

slither is notable mainly because it is the only horror comedy that actually beats the evil dead trilogy at its own game

― sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 3:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK I liked Slither and all but no.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

Is Porridge the movie based on the TV show?

yes, according to Wikipedia.

tbh, i was kinda hoping that it was some sort of bizarre British kids' comedy, like a twisted "Andy Pandy" or some shit like that.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Throw Momma From The Train

Al, was this you?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 2:09 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

It was me.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

#108 - 220 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: slapshot

this is my highest-ranked movie that didn't make the list, it was my no. 2 choice - have people just not seen it or does no one love it as much as me (with the exception of the one person who gave it a first-place ranking)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

this may be the first thing that hungry4ass and i agree on btw

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten slither is good and all but re: evil dead trilogy, you're high :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

motherfucker, real genius didn't make the list either!?!? crazy world.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

well obv from my ballot i have tons of love for the evil deads but idk, slither hits the sweet spot right between the half-comedy of 2 and the slapstick of AOD for me.

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

the UK Porridge movie is pretty well respected as one of the only decent tv-sitcom-to-film transfers of the 70s/80s (of which there were freaking hundreds) alongside the
Likely Lads movie. it's hillarious. Porridge is probably my favourite sitcom of all time.

piscesx, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i was pretty shocked Real Genius lost, especially so much lower than Top Secret

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

it's sort of surprising, but then again I have always thought Top Secret > Real Genius

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

DID YOU FORGET TO VOTE FOR ONE OF THESE MOVIES? BECAUSE THEY MIGHT HAVE PLACED. I BET THAT HURTS.

#101 - 248 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Knocked Up
#102 - 241 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy
#104 - 228 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: I Heart Huckabees
#105 - 226 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Toy Story 2
#106 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
#107 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Love and Death
#108 - 220 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: slapshot
#109 - 216 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: BETTER OFF DEAD
#110 - 212 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Fletch
#111 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: A Christmas Story
#111 - 210 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: In Bruges
#111 - 210 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Super Troopers
#114 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Man With Two Brains
#115 - 209 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Four Lions
#115 - 209 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
#117 - 204 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Duck Amuck
#118 - 202 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Hot Fuzz
#119 - 200 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Palm Beach Story
#120 - 199 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: An American Werewolf in London

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

the fact that death race 2000 and hobo with a shotgun placed in the top half is very pleasing to me btw

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

i was kind of relieved to scan 101-120 and not see anything i was really regretful to have not given a vote to

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

I am really surprised by some of those being that high in the list, but really more surprised that some are so low

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for Toy Story 2, Fletch and The Man with Two Brains from that 101-120 list.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

I regret that most of you forgot to vote for Super Troopers

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

I gave Super Troopers 40pts ;_;

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Better Off Dead was another late casualty on my ballot

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

I would've put The Man With Two Brains and Hot Fuzz a little higher on my ballot had I known they'd were that close to making it. Both of them are all-time best.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Also LOL that one of the Looney Tunes picks almost made it into the top 100.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

i voted for Toy Story 2, In Bruges and Palm Beach Story from that 101-120 list.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

and i'm shocked that all of them placed THAT high.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

If I was going to redo my ballot, I probably would have both Clue and Sleeper on it instead of Victor/Victoria and Undercover Brother

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Linking again to the full results post for ease of reference as it has disapeared into the 5000+ chasm in the middle of the thread:

how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I probably would have both Clue and Sleeper on it instead of Victor/Victoria...

i do not regret victor/victoria

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

I think I may redo mine because I want to change a lot. I may do it just for kicks. Ugh who have I become?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

no weird science. i might have to do a list and then stare at it.

brownie, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

when i drafted my list i kind of vaguely did it out to my top 100 so that i could easily look at what i ended up not voting for that i could regret or change my mind about later

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

Would've voted for Slap Shot and maybe Palm Beach Story from that 101-120 list

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

mary astor is v v pretty

brownie, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

#414 - 43 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Dude, Where's My Car?
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: I Know Where I'm Going!
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: I Love You, Man
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Kiss Me, Stupid
#414 - 43 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Oh, Mr Porter!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humba (NZA), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

NICHT, TOTO, NICHT

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

I initially had 'Porridge the movie' on my ballot in the 40s but realised it was more vote for the tv show than the movie so dropped it.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

I love I Know Where I'm Going! and L'Atalante, but chose to classify em as romances, essentially.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

it would never occur to me to classify either as comedies, yeah

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

but will we ever poll romances?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

god i hope not

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

JOEKS people, dont get all aggro on me

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

I am going to start campaigning for Love and Basketball now

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

What's the next poll?

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

I sooooo want to see the ILX romance movies poll, actually. Would be honored to tally.

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

HARRUH

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

can we redo the whole poll now with all the movies we remembered and want to vote for?

who's with me!

...

yeah me neither

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

a romantic comedy poll might still be worth doing since barely a handful of movies in this top 100 would qualify (unless hetero bromance counted)

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

throw out the word "comedy"

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

you mean more than half this poll would qualify.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

I already know what movies make ILX laugh, I want to know what movie make it LOVE

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

romantic poll

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i wondered if someone would hop on that

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

romantics poll?

Wally Palmar – vocals, guitar, harmonica (1977–present)
Mike Skill – bass guitar, vocals (1982–present); guitar, vocals (1977–1981)
Coz Canler – guitar, vocals (1981–present)
Brad Elvis – drums, percussion (2004–present)
John Herrington - theremin (2012-present)

Former members
Clem Burke – drums, percussion (1990–1996, 1997–2004)
Jimmy Marinos – drums, percussion, vocals (1977–early 1985, 1996–1997)
David Petratos – drums, percussion, vocals (1985–1990)
Rich Cole – bass guitar (1977–1982)

Clem in a landslide, I'm calling it now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I think horror, sci-fi, war movies, romantic comedies, & romances are the most serious pending suggestions for all-time polls.

I recommend holding off on romantic comedies so close to the comedies poll, but I'm OK with whatever.

A ballot submission movie poll poll: where do we go from here? I predict ilxor clusterfuck.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

I VOTE WAR

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure eric h has staked the claim for starting the horror one tomorrow

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

Eric H. is gonna launch a horror poll, yeah?

I'd like to do an animated feature poll but only if people promise to fake Japan seriously.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

*take

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

and man if you all think morbius was a noxious pedant here let me tell you what, i am about to become your WORST NIGHTMARE on that horror poll

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

no morbz will still be my worst nightmare on that poll

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

how do u feel about romance jjj

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

romance is nice and people should have it

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

and man if you all think morbius was a noxious pedant here let me tell you what, i am about to become your WORST NIGHTMARE on that horror poll

because he'd post Obama campaign clips?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

oh god

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if I've seen any horror movies. I'm scared of them.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

romance would be cool, but if we seriously gonna do romantic comedies, then i think we should lump those two together and take a break first, due to general comedy proximity

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

we should have a 'bellylaugh comedy' poll bh

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

aw silby <3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to do an animated feature poll but only if people promise to fake Japan seriously.

was just speculating about this this morning actually - would vote

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

i am mostly kidding abt my impending horror arggggh u monsters reactions but i am sure that i will at some point stan for something insane or lose my shit because deadgirl doesnt crack the top 20 or some such self-parodying hand-waving will surely occur

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

my horror ballot would likely make jjj alternate between going "right on!" and "WTF THAT IS NOT A HORROR MOVIE GET OUT OF MY SIGHT"

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

aw silby <3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 4:50 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually when I was very small I was scared of/bothered by live-action film and plays just in general because of the increased mimesis. I saw the "Caspar the Friendly Ghost" movie and had to shut my eyes for the entire time at the end when SPOILER Caspar's mom turns him into a real boy for the evening.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

I would be down with a horror movie poll but I don't want to get yelled at by jjj

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

increased mimesis vs. animation to be clear selfxp

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

thats why your horror movie ballot is the most important one of all DJP!

actually kind of how i feel wrt all of these polls, but its more fun to yell at people

xpost i will actually not really yell at people

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

we should have a hockey comedy poll so that slap shot can win something (though fucking mighty ducks would probably win)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

since Eric voted for Mel Brooks' Silent Movie and zero vintage silent movies here, I will of course submit a horror ballot with no American stuff after 1968.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I would make it my mission for Miracle to come in 2nd

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

we will welcome your contributions as always, sir

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'm down with horror or romance, or whatever, but we should probably not shut out Eric H.

and man if you all think morbius was a noxious pedant here let me tell you what, i am about to become your WORST NIGHTMARE on that horror poll

is torture porn a part of horror, or is it it's own thing? innocent question here.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I thought jjjusten's threat meant that he would be super-pissed about the lack of pre-70s horror movies appearing in the poll

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I assume some token votes would go to Frankenstein, nosferatu, Christopher Lee Dracula movies, Witchfinder General maybe but I can't imagine there are a lot of stans for that stuff around here

You big bully, why are you hitting that little bully? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Oh I've seen 28 Days Later. Is that horror?

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

(wrong thread lol)

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

(well wrong in spirit I did mean to post it here whatever)

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

"token" ppl, always liking cinema

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

so called torture porn fits comfortably within the realm of a horror poll imo

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

and man if you all think morbius was a noxious pedant here let me tell you what, i am about to become your WORST NIGHTMARE on that horror poll

Taking note, preemptively placing It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive at the top of my ballot.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

aw, man. jjj, that wasn't an innocent question. you're no fun

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

ERIC H WHEN YOU GONNA START A HORROR NOM THREAD

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

#657 - 1 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: House Party

Ha ha ha. Just noticed this. I thought I was throwing in a small support vote to something that I figured would probably show up around #200, not something that no one else apparently cares about at all.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

Would have made my top 75

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

aw, man. jjj, that wasn't an innocent question. you're no fun

yeah, lol, was abt to smack you for that

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

I thought about voting for House Party but I didn't really jump onto the series bandwagon until House Party 3 and it felt fake to put it on my ballot. Of course, once I saw Trading Places show up in the 70s I massively regretted that choice but I still don't think I would have done things differently.

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

I was OK with trading places because even though i remember not loving that movie, I love eddie murphy.

I think coming to america is the only movie of his I really love, though.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

Horror poll will open tomorrow unless someone warns me of a different movie poll happening before then.

Genuinely looking forward to a ballot avoiding post-MLK/RFK US films. Plenty of movies were scary before then, even if virtually none from that period were funny.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

Can I call dibs on Romance after horror?

da croupier, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

Hey so what won this poll? I tried to load the thread, but it nearly crashed my computer.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

Airplane!, with Spinal Tap in 2nd

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

I wish there was a repository for the results of all of the big, ballot-y ILX polls.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

there is

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

yeah this touchpad has no 'search page' function

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

The ILX List of Lists

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

Well, rad!

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

Nothing will ever beat the '90s TV poll in my heart. It's when I realized that, just as 'Mexican' would be my pick if ever forced to choose a type food I'd have to eat every day for the rest of my life, '90s TV' is my ideal intersection of era and medium.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

here's some passion index stuff:

movies with #1 votes that didn't place

#105 - 226 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Toy Story 2
#106 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
#107 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Love and Death
#108 - 220 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: slapshot
#110 - 212 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Fletch
#114 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Man With Two Brains
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#137 - 178 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: step brothers
#147 - 165 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: Metropolitan
#158 - 156 pts - 5 votes - 1 first place: Hollywood Shuffle
#162 - 154 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: rock'n'roll high school
#181 - 135 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: City Lights
#202 - 117 pts - 4 votes - 1 first place: black cat, white cat (Crna macka, beli macor)
#218 - 108 pts - 3 votes - 1 first place: The Great Muppet Caper
#236 - 97 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Blades of Glory
#283 - 77 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
#303 - 72 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: showgirls
#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Ruben and Ed
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Brewster McCloud
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Jackass

movies ranked by dividing the number of points by the number of voters

1 - Brewster McCloud
2 - Jackass
3 - Deuce Bigalo: Male Jigalo
4 - Divorce Italian Style
5 - Porridge The Movie
6 - Stuart Saves His Family
7 - The Errand Boy
8 - Blades of Glory
9 - Blue Velvet
10 - Smile
11 - The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
12 - The last Days of Disco
13 - The Ten
14 - Lilo & Stitch
15 - Made
16 - Death Becomes Her
17 - Henry Fool
18 - les tontons flingueurs
19 - What's Opera, Doc
20 - bitter moon
21 - Comfort and Joy
22 - Slither
23 - The Rabbit of Seville
24 - women in revolt
25 - Boomerang
26 - Loves of a Blonde
27 - Dodgeball
28 - mommie dearest
29 - Take the Money and Run
30 - we're no angels
31 - Trouble in Paradise
32 - Orgazmo
33 - I Know Where I'm Going!
34 - I Love You, Man
35 - Kiss Me, Stupid
36 - Robin Hood: Men in Tights
37 - Symbol (Hitoshi Matsumoto)
38 - to beep or not to beep
39 - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
40 - Life Is Beautiful
41 - The Princess Diaries
42 - Trash
43 - Metropolitan
44 - the exterminating angel
45 - all about eve
46 - Schizopolis
47 - The inspector general
48 - Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer
49 - Wizard People, Dear Reader
50 - Bull Durham
51 - Nashville
52 - Ed Wood
53 - Empire Records
54 - private parts
55 - the forbidden zone
56 - The Horse's Mouth
57 - Waiting
58 - Playtime
59 - The Big Lebowski
60 - Le Dîner de Cons
61 - Chud 2
62 - eating raoul
63 - Good Morning (Ozu)
64 - High Diving Hare
65 - The Long Goodby
66 - True Stories
67 - spinal tap
68 - rock'n'roll high school
69 - unfaithfully yours
70 - Bullets Over Broadway
71 - OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
72 - grandma's boy
73 - Wonder Boys
74 - Beverly Hills Cop
75 - a mighty wind
76 - Help!
77 - American Beauty
78 - Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
79 - One Week
80 - Toy Story 3
81 - It's a Gift
82 - One Froggy Evening
83 - The Life of Brian
84 - The Philadelphia Story
85 - Dirty Work
86 - Gosford Park
87 - Cabin Boy
88 - Careful
89 - Life Stinks
90 - Yellow Submarine
91 - Sherlock Jr
92 - the wedding crashers
93 - slapshot
94 - Lost In America
95 - Animal House
96 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
97 - Duck Soup (1933)
98 - Manhattan
99 - dumb & dumber
100 - Sons of the Desert

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

Horror poll is one where I could actually imagine a few cases of movies and their remakes both making the top 100, eg "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and "The Fly."

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

And "Psycho."

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

I find it kind of weird that jackass didn't get more votes, ppl seem to love that movie w/ a passion

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

first person to say i like that list better gets slapped fyi

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

even tho slither did make it to #22

was jackass left off the nom list, because i feel like i would have voted for it if i had seen it there

sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

78 - Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon

SHO NUFF

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, Edward. You gave me a poll idea, where we can figure out which of those non-placing number ones are the best: COMEDY POLL ANNEX 2: When One Person's Love Just Isn't Enough

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

last dragon is the balls, believe i nommed it

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

balls ... fire

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

if omar jumped off a bridge would you too

yes, is my answer bc omar rules

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl)

^___^

omar little, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

<3 also WHERE'S MY RONIN COFFEE MUG

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

hey AP, I think we need some kind of graph or pie chart of the results too

something in hello kitty colors ^__^

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

CAN I MAKE AN ALL-CAPS REQUEST OF EVERYBODY WHO DOES A BIG POLL THREAD???

CAN YOU MAYBE GET A MOD TO RETCON THE RESULTS INTO THE 1st POST OF THE RESULTS THREAD?

YOU KNOW, FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS?

thanks you

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

first person to say i like that list better gets slapped fyi

― sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:41 PM (59 minutes ago)

um, actually... *ducks*

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/thinkofthechildren.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

working on perfecting the design for the ronin mug, stay here no matter what occurs, mug will find u

omar little, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

:D
:D
:D

<3 omar

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

^

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

Was off computer today and missed all the fun!

Metropolitan was my #1 -- I didn't think it would rank high but I'm kind of shocked to see it as low as it was.

Forgot but should have voted for: Fast Times, Jackass, The Jerk, After Hours.

In the end, all of my top 10 except Metropolitan and Last Days of Disco (my silent scream) placed, mostly in the top half, so I guess I'm pretty canonical after all. In fact, after my #1 and #3 my highest-ranked movie not to place was "Diner" at #19.

Would never have guessed "Ghostbusters" was canonical and loved enough to place so high -- for me it's a huge '80s hit which I haven't heard anyone mention in years, like "Beverly Hills Cop."

Very cheered to see "Repo Man" so high.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

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Movies ranked by number of first place votes:

#3 - 1228 pts - 31 votes - 5 first place: The Big Lebowski
#2 - 1351 pts - 35 votes - 4 first place: spinal tap
#20 - 674 pts - 20 votes - 3 first place: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
#7 - 1078 pts - 30 votes - 2 first place: Dr. Strangelove
#10 - 838 pts - 23 votes - 2 first place: Duck Soup (1933)
#12 - 761 pts - 22 votes - 2 first place: Blazing Saddles
#14 - 726 pts - 25 votes - 2 first place: Election
#15 - 720 pts - 24 votes - 2 first place: Young Frankenstein
#22 - 632 pts - 17 votes - 2 first place: The Life of Brian
#23 - 616 pts - 19 votes - 2 first place: Repo Man
#30 - 561 pts - 16 votes - 2 first place: Bringing Up Baby
#66 - 333 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: The Philadelphia Story
#67 - 332 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: Sherlock Jr

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Everything that received at least 8 votes, reordered by number of votes:

#1 - 1405 pts - 39 votes - 1 first place: Airplane
#4 - 1214 pts - 38 votes - 1 first place: Ghostbusters
#5 - 1115 pts - 37 votes - 1 first place: Groundhog Day
#2 - 1351 pts - 35 votes - 4 first place: spinal tap
#9 - 994 pts - 34 votes - 1 first place: Office Space
#3 - 1228 pts - 31 votes - 5 first place: The Big Lebowski
#6 - 1098 pts - 31 votes - 1 first place: Annie Hall
#7 - 1078 pts - 30 votes - 2 first place: Dr. Strangelove
#8 - 1057 pts - 29 votes - 0 first place: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
#11 - 791 pts - 26 votes - 0 first place: Some Like It Hot
#13 - 753 pts - 25 votes - 0 first place: Rushmore
#14 - 726 pts - 25 votes - 2 first place: Election
#15 - 720 pts - 24 votes - 2 first place: Young Frankenstein
#18 - 703 pts - 24 votes - 0 first place: Raising Arizona
#10 - 838 pts - 23 votes - 2 first place: Duck Soup (1933)
#16 - 719 pts - 23 votes - 1 first place: south park
#21 - 653 pts - 23 votes - 1 first place: Being John Malkovich
#12 - 761 pts - 22 votes - 2 first place: Blazing Saddles
#39 - 498 pts - 22 votes - 0 first place: Naked Gun
#17 - 712 pts - 21 votes - 0 first place: Anchorman
#25 - 611 pts - 21 votes - 1 first place: Superbad
#34 - 546 pts - 21 votes - 0 first place: Heathers
#19 - 687 pts - 20 votes - 0 first place: The Jerk
#20 - 674 pts - 20 votes - 3 first place: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
#22 - 632 pts - 17 votes - 2 first place: The Life of Brian
#23 - 616 pts - 19 votes - 2 first place: Repo Man
#24 - 615 pts - 19 votes - 1 first place: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
#28 - 577 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: Best in Show
#36 - 534 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: The Producers
#37 - 527 pts - 19 votes - 0 first place: Shaun of the Dead
#26 - 592 pts - 18 votes - 0 first place: bad santa
#29 - 576 pts - 18 votes - 1 first place: wet hot american summer
#48 - 441 pts - 18 votes - 0 first place: Wayne's World
#31 - 557 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Withnail & I
#32 - 556 pts - 17 votes - 1 first place: dazed and confused
#35 - 538 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Borat
#40 - 488 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Fargo
#42 - 478 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Back To The Future
#43 - 471 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
#50 - 420 pts - 17 votes - 0 first place: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
#27 - 578 pts - 16 votes - 1 first place: His Girl Friday
#30 - 561 pts - 16 votes - 2 first place: Bringing Up Baby
#33 - 551 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: caddy shack
#41 - 479 pts - 16 votes - 1 first place: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
#44 - 469 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: In the Loop
#49 - 425 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Clueless
#51 - 414 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: royal tenenbaums
#56 - 396 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Dead Alive/Braindead
#65 - 336 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Fish Called Wanda
#73 - 314 pts - 16 votes - 0 first place: Mean Girls
#45 - 462 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: The Apartment
#46 - 461 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: Zoolander
#53 - 405 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: O brother where art thou
#62 - 363 pts - 15 votes - 0 first place: Monty Python's Meaning of Life
#47 - 446 pts - 14 votes - 0 first place: Napoleon Dynamite
#63 - 358 pts - 14 votes - 0 first place: Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
#38 - 519 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Playtime
#71 - 317 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Kung Fu Hustle
#83 - 285 pts - 13 votes - 0 first place: Princess Bride
#52 - 407 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: brazil
#55 - 397 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: The King of Comedy
#57 - 390 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: ghost world
#59 - 377 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: Kind Hearts and Coronets
#60 - 365 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
#64 - 342 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: My Man Godfrey
#67 - 332 pts - 12 votes - 1 first place: A Hard Day's Night
#75 - 304 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: The Hudsucker Proxy
#54 - 401 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Animal House
#58 - 389 pts - 11 votes - 1 first place: The Lady Eve
#69 - 324 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Wating for Guffman
#74 - 308 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: MASH
#76 - 302 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: The Blues Brothers
#79 - 292 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Vacation
#82 - 287 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Tootsie
#92 - 258 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: There's Something About Mary
#129 - 188 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Beetlejuice
#61 - 364 pts - 10 votes - 1 first place: dumb & dumber
#69 - 324 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Modern Times
#76 - 302 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch)
#84 - 284 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
#87 - 263 pts - 10 votes - 1 first place: A Night at the Opera (1935)
#94 - 255 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Sullivan's Travels
#94 - 255 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Team America
#141 - 177 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: My Cousin Vinny
#143 - 172 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Zelig
#145 - 170 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Mars Attacks!
#66 - 333 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: The Philadelphia Story
#67 - 332 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: Sherlock Jr
#72 - 315 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Top Secret
#76 - 302 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
#79 - 292 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Being There
#81 - 290 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Trading Places
#86 - 269 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: A Shot in the Dark
#99 - 250 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: swingers
#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy
#106 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
#107 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Love and Death
#111 - 210 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Super Troopers
#118 - 202 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Hot Fuzz
#131 - 185 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Sleeper
#149 - 163 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Fantastic Mr. Fox
#188 - 125 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Three Amigos
#85 - 278 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Muppet Movie
#88 - 261 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Delicatessen
#89 - 259 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: a serious man
#89 - 259 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: pink flamingos
#97 - 251 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: army of darkness
#100 - 249 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Singin' In The Rain
#101 - 248 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Knocked Up
#102 - 241 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
#105 - 226 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Toy Story 2
#109 - 216 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: BETTER OFF DEAD
#110 - 212 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Fletch
#111 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: A Christmas Story
#114 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Man With Two Brains
#115 - 209 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
#119 - 200 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Palm Beach Story
#120 - 199 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: An American Werewolf in London
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: hi fidelity
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#124 - 193 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Arsenic & Old Lace
#129 - 188 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: UHF
#159 - 155 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Bedazzled (1967) (PCook version)
#182 - 132 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Toy Story

(And the four top 100 picks with <8 votes:)
#89 - 259 pts - 6 votes - 1 first place: Trouble in Paradise
#93 - 256 pts - 7 votes - 1 first place: Lost In America
#94 - 255 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Manhattan
#97 - 251 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: Network

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

Hey, who were the other three votes for Bring It On?

it's possible one was me bcz I totally <3 it, but probably cut it for more thoroughly funny films with dead people or Jason Segel in them

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

Ealing Comedies:

#59 - 377 pts - 12 votes - 0 first place: Kind Hearts and Coronets
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#212 - 113 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Lavender Hill Mob
#292 - 75 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: The Man in the White Suit
#402 - 45 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Passport To Pimlico
#589 - 15 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Whisky Galore (aka Tight Little Island)

Looney Tunes:

#117 - 204 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: Duck Amuck
#214 - 112 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: One Froggy Evening
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: What's Opera, Doc
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Rabbit of Seville
#414 - 43 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: To Beep or Not to Beep
#441 - 39 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: High Diving Hare
#494 - 31 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Tweety's S.O.S.
#513 - 29 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Long Haired Hare

(may have missed titles I didn't recognise)

Harold Lloyd:

#206 - 115 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: Grandma's Boy
#470 - 35 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Safety Last!
#565 - 19 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Freshman

(may have missed some, but no votes for Speedy or Girl Shy)

W.C. Fields:

#251 - 91 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: The Bank Dick
#292 - 75 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: It's a Gift

(no You Can't Cheat an Honest Man, Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, etc)

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

To simplify, here are the films outside of the top 100 that received 8 or more votes:

#129 - 188 pts - 11 votes - 0 first place: Beetlejuice
#141 - 177 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: My Cousin Vinny
#143 - 172 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Zelig
#145 - 170 pts - 10 votes - 0 first place: Mars Attacks!
#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy
#106 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
#107 - 223 pts - 9 votes - 1 first place: Love and Death
#111 - 210 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Super Troopers
#118 - 202 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Hot Fuzz
#131 - 185 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Sleeper
#149 - 163 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Fantastic Mr. Fox
#188 - 125 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Three Amigos
#101 - 248 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Knocked Up
#102 - 241 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
#105 - 226 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Toy Story 2
#109 - 216 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: BETTER OFF DEAD
#110 - 212 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: Fletch
#111 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: A Christmas Story
#114 - 210 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Man With Two Brains
#115 - 209 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
#119 - 200 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: The Palm Beach Story
#120 - 199 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: An American Werewolf in London
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: hi fidelity
#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#124 - 193 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Arsenic & Old Lace
#129 - 188 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: UHF
#159 - 155 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Bedazzled (1967) (PCook version)
#182 - 132 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: Toy Story

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

#121 - 198 pts - 8 votes - 1 first place: The Ladykillers (1955)
#212 - 113 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Lavender Hill Mob

yeah this was tragic, both of these are even better than Kind Hearts. I was expecting White Suit not to make it but honestly thought the other three would.

(Have not seen Pimlico iirc, have definitely not read WG but have read book)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

so nobody else thinks we need final results in the top post, ok, ok...

:(

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

Eh, as someone who came late to a lot of ILx polls, it's nice to have the option to come to them spoiler-free and relive the informed debate pot-stirring and speculation as it happened.

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

so nobody else thinks we need final results in the top post, ok, ok...

Here, contenderizer, just bookmark this thing n/a showed me a little bit ago.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, wait. That thread doesn't have direct links to the lists of results. Boooooo, that thread.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

Buster Keaton:

#67 - 332 pts - 9 votes - 2 first place: Sherlock Jr
#125 - 192 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The General
#330 - 64 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Cops
#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: The Navigator (Keaton)
#434 - 40 pts - 2 votes - 0 first place: Steamboat Bill Jr.
#450 - 38 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: One Week
#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Our Hospitality
#641 - 4 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Seven Chances

etc, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, wait. That thread doesn't have direct links to the lists of results. Boooooo, that thread.

evolving technology, but your post does link to the results, and that's all i really wanted for now

thanks!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

Great top 10.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

I had fun with this one!! And Deric's terrible taste didn't even ruin everything!

I also now know that if anyone brings up Taxi Driver and Comedy in the same sentence to my face I'll probably beat them with a shoe.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

As long as my terrible taste ruined some things, I'm happy.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks to AP for the poll, polyphonic for the visuals, and DWH for many absurd laughs.

Even though I only had one from the top 12 on my own list, most of the highest finishers make sense to me, and I like them all to varying degrees. (Except Holy Grail...never seen it!) The only two I have a hard getting my head around are Ghostbusters and Office Space. I think the first is partly generational--I was just finishing university when it came out (actually saw it graduation night with my family), and, SCTV connection aside, it just wasn't what I was interested in at the time. I've never seen it since, or even given it a second thought till this poll. I have it in my mind that Kael liked the sequel better.

Office Space puzzles me because I had no idea it any attention at all when it came out. (I watched it on a whim many years later.) Did it have any support in the Voice poll at the time? I can't find it online. (Just as a general barometer--not saying that's the final word or anything.)

I should have voted for This Is Spinal Tap. And I adamantly believe that Fast Times would have at least made the Top 100 if it had been included on the nomination list. (I assume most people arrived at their lists by scanning the nominations.)

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

"got any attention..."

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

#214 - 112 pts - 3 votes - 0 first place: One Froggy Evening

Well, I love two of you, since this was in my top 10 and is funnier than at least a third of the movies in the final results.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

First time I realised Office Space was anything other than a non-animated detour in Mike Judge's career was when all the YTMND stapler stuff spread around the internet in the mid-00s.

xpost: One Froggy Evening was my #2!

etc, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

what I remember from Office Space is "My stabler!" and flare. It's good, and I think people who claim it's great spend too much time thinking their coworkers are hilarious instead of fantasizing about how to murder them.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

I don't understand the difference!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)

I work in the worst of bureaucracy and the funniest apparatchiks are often the ones who deserve a thorough throttling.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, AP and Polyphonic.

Now, back to whining: I CAN'T BELIEVE BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS JUST MISSED OUT! GRAAARGH! WE COULD HAVE MADE IT HIGHER!

emil.y, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Also, Phil, I didn't count shorts, otherwise One Froggy Evening would have made my ballot.

emil.y, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Office Space puzzles me because I had no idea it any attention at all when it came out.

Yeah, I think it was a bomb, more or less. Its reputation has mostly grown after it was released on DVD.

I have it in my mind that Kael liked the sequel better.

I can believe it (Kael's taste wasn't always a match for her writing), but I can believe she's the only one. Ghostbusters 2 has a few moments but is overall terrible.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

From her capsule review: "Surprisingly, it's more enjoyable than the first Ghostbuster. It's a big comedy, but it's light on its feet, and the throwaway jokes are weightless--they ping! and dissolve in the air. You can't remember what you're laughing at, but you feel great."

Can neither confirm nor deny.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters 2 fell prey to that thing that happens when the people who make a sequel think they understand what made the first one work and strip it for parts but forget the soul and charm of the first. The fact that it was made by almost the exact same team of people makes that odious sequel-creating process all the more damning in this particular instance.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters to Ghostbusters 2 = biggest drop off in sequel quality ever *except* maybe Beverly Hills Cop 2 which was like a punch in the face.

piscesx, Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

I remember being SO excited for Ghostbusters 2 and watching it with my brother and sister and we were like....whaaaaaaaaaat the hell is this. Vigo the Carpathian was kinda creepy but ugh, SO disappointed. I think that was one of the first times I remember a movie making me actually MAD.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

except* maybe Beverly Hills Cop 2 which was like a punch in the face.

Cop 2 to Cop 3 was much steeper.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

Jedi to Phantom Menace = red hot poker shoved in your....eye

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

Also, Phil, I didn't count shorts, otherwise One Froggy Evening would have made my ballot.

me too. the idea of trying to fit all the Looney Tunes shorts I like into my ballot made it easier to just cut them all, including Keaton's awesome Cops. otoh, The Wrong Trousers is better than Curse of the Were-Rabbit, which I voted for. but Curse is a better English horror-comedy than Hot Fuzz imo.

rob, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

English *village* horror-comedy

rob, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost

I'd argue that the fall from Empire to Jedi was almost as precipitous. Jedi is actually a perfect example of the sequel-making process I mentioned. The characters all speak in catch phrases which seem totally focus grouped.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

i've long thought of Office Space, The Big Lebowski and Rushmore as a little trio, movies from the same period that made peanuts at the box office but quickly amassed huge rabid followings on DVD. so it makes sense that they are the 3 highest placing movies of the last 15 years on this poll.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I can't ride with you on that. I was pretty young so maybe the gap between Empire and Jedi didn't hit me hard enough to register, but no matter how much of a bummertown the Ewoks were to fanboys, I'm pretty sure the goddamn podrace and endless economic lectures would make anyone long for an ewok.

but I'm in danger of turning this into StarWarsNerdCentral so I'll stop :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

haha, you all should just give in and do a fantasy/sci-fi poll next

rob, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

Sci-fi or horror: Hideaway is gonna be my #1 regardless

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

At the risk of obviousness, Godfather II to III is the mother of all sequel drop-off.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

actually re: my last post i should make it a quartet since Election is the 4th highest placing recent (i.e. post-Groundhog Day) movie and made even less money than Lebowski or Rushmore

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

I actually think there's something to be said for your quartet. Broad, pandering comedies from the same era may have made more money, but they don't hold up as well or engender as much sustained love.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i mean, they're certainly better than the comedies from 98/99 that actually made money (Austin Powers 2, Big Daddy, Analyze This, The Water Boy, Patch Adams). the only one that made the list was There's Something About Mary.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

I have a hard time putting those three films together just because I think in terms of critical reception rather than box-office. Rushmore = hugely successful by and large, many Top 10 lists and some #1s; Lebowski = generally good notices by Coens' standards; Office Space (as I indicated earlier) = ???.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

Office Space is a perfect distillation of Mike Judge's (frankly) awe-inspiring facility with observational comedy. It's relatively low-key, but its insights into The Workplace are super-incisive. And I think the critical reappraisal has been fairly laudatory, so you don't just have to take the word of someone who thinks that Beavis and Butthead is practically perfect comedy of a very particular sort.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah in many ways they're very different films, especially in when and how much they were embraced by critics. i'm just saying it's noteworthy that all the most recent movies in the top 15 had a similar arc of being seen mostly after they'd left theaters. makes me feel kind of lucky that i saw Rushmore and i think also Election in the theater. xpost

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

also i think you're wrong about Lebowski getting "good notices by Coens' standards," especially considering 2 of the 3 movies that preceded it are Fargo and Barton Fink

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters to Ghostbusters 2 = biggest drop off in sequel quality ever *except* maybe Beverly Hills Cop 2 which was like a punch in the face.

I've said this before, but Poltergeist --> Poltergeist 2 is still my biggest sequel buzzkill.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Kael may have been swayed by the awesomeness of Bobby Brown's "On Our Own."

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I remember mild critical disappointment that the serious oscar-winning creators of Fargo were wasting their time with this... this... stoner comedy

Cop 2 to Cop 3 was much steeper.

& fondly recall Eddie Murphy "promoting" Cop3 on Letterman, disinterestedly batting away any attempts by Dave to ask him about the actual film, and then showing a clip that was 1 minute of a stuntman, shot from behind, climbing a rollercoaster.

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters 2 is a little watered down but really doesn't belong anywhere near a worst sequels convo. basically any sequel that's at least half as good as the original gets brownie points since they're so rare as it is.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

Ghostbusters 2 is good enough that I could believe anyone annoyed by the hype surrounding the original could love it by comparison.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

i quote the Vigo/Peter MacNicol stuff almost as much as anything from the first movie

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

"Vy are you came?"

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

You might be right about Lebowski, I don't know--I remember mostly positive reviews, though obviously not at the level of Fargo. (Better than Barton Fink, though, surely.) It's harder to dig up reviews online that predate 2000. Ebert's sometimes a decent weather-vane: "The Coen brothers' The Big Lebowski is a genial, shambling comedy about a human train wreck..." (Three stars.)

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

xpost to Eric, Some Dude...this just proves that you guys really need a challops movie poll

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

Def remember EW's review, though I thought they had given it a C. (It was a B-.)

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

it's not challops to say GB2 is not that bad. this thread is practically the first time i've ever seen any real strong hatred for it, most people i know admit it's good for a few aughs.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

laughs

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

I should just say that, for years, I didn't understand what the gripe about Ghostbusters 2 was because I hadn't seen it since it first came out (when I was in junior high and The Dead Milkmen were my favorite band). Then I bought the two-fer DVD set and watched both movies back-to-back and oh dear god did I understand what the gripe was about.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

Like, it's not bad on paper, necessarily. It's just bad on the screen.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

You can't spell 'laugh' w/o 'ugh'

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

it's horrible

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

Now, back to whining: I CAN'T BELIEVE BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS JUST MISSED OUT! GRAAARGH! WE COULD HAVE MADE IT HIGHER!

been having those same feelings about death race 2000, so i understand. fact that pink flamingos and repo man both made it consoles me. hard to be too grumpy after that.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

(Better than Barton Fink, though, surely.)

Remember nothing but critical adoration for Fink! Would have been the first I ever heard of the Coen Bros, too.

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

You might be right about Lebowski, I don't know--I remember mostly positive reviews...

i seem to remember it getting mixed but generally positive reviews. as though it were entertaining enough, but a bit pointless and a disappointment after the likes of fargo. certainly not the widespread acclaim it eventually earned.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

WC FIELDS YOU BLATHERING BROBDINGNAGIAN BANSHEES

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

and yeah, barton fink got great reviews, esp relative to the big lebowski

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

I think people who claim it's great spend too much time thinking their coworkers are hilarious instead of fantasizing about how to murder them.

o god, i think it's exactly the opposite. the more brutal your workplace and awful your coworkers, the funnier that movie gets.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

I never believed Mr Veg when he said his office was exactly like Initech. And then I visited him at work.

O_O

it's exactly like initech. IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME INSIDE.

(he works at Int3l)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

the darkest irony of Office Space is that constant references to it have become as much a grim joyless ubiquitous ritual in most workplaces as anything depicted in the movie

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Yeah, pretty sure there's just the one cubicle/office decor company in this country.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, I work in a cubicle but mine is 3 times the size of Mr Veg's...it's like the size of..,well...him, with room to stick out your elbows, and then a SEA of them in all directions, all the cube walls at eye level so you can't see anyone IN the cubes...it's the most soul crushing place I've seen and I've worked on a factory floor

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

i was thinking about it for some reason and i think the only really disappointing absence for me is 'metropolitan' esp considering how well wes andersons movies did itp. i mean obv itd have been nice if a few more of the movies i voted for placed in the poll but i think thats really the only one that i think is both really funnie and integral to explaining how i think abt the world or w/e

Lamp, Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

Surprised at how few of these (that I've seen) I feel ambivalent about. Either I like them or I can't stand them (ie Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite).

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I think I'm kinda the same.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think there's any I've seen that I actively dislike. Just some I'm maybe way less crazy about than others.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

Surprised at how few of these (that I've seen) I feel ambivalent about.

haha i feel p much the opposite

Lamp, Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)

huh, there are tons that i'm cool with but don't have strong feelings abt either way, including a bunch of the top finishers (airplane, ghostbusters, etc).

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, I think it's been too long since I've seen most of the ones that didn't get my vote. I'm starting to realize that I don't remember a thing about a lot of them.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

Only 4 people remembered that Harvey exists. To be fair, if I had voted it probably would have stayed where it was because I only remembered it during the top 10 results.

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

^ always meant to see harvey but never have. was one of my late stepfather's favorites, that's all i know.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:21 (thirteen years ago)

Don't sweat it. Seth MacFarlane's got the spiritual remake covered.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:27 (thirteen years ago)

ultra long xpost to silby about airplane! : i feel like we had the exact same experience with this movie. i watched around 20-30mns of it, didn't laugh once and decided i had better things to do. i just downloaded it again and will give it a try tonight. maybe i was just not in the right mood for this the first time.

i'm curious to know who else voted for the OSS 117 movies too.

Jibe, Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)

Harvey is GREAT but not as funny as prob any other b&w film in this, except Young Frankenstein, which sucks

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

it is for sure an academically classifiable ~comedy~ though, so

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

#109 - 216 pts - 8 votes - 0 first place: BETTER OFF DEAD

;_;

so close..

japeries & the unfunny ball-achiness thereof (Pillbox), Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:38 (thirteen years ago)

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white movie like that.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)

One Crazy Summer deserves some love too tbh

japeries & the unfunny ball-achiness thereof (Pillbox), Thursday, 5 April 2012 08:05 (thirteen years ago)

Who had Step Brothers at #1? I must know

― Number None, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 7:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

That would be me and I stand by it.

nate woolls, Thursday, 5 April 2012 08:09 (thirteen years ago)

A shame that Bedazzled didn't make it despite getting 8 votes.

Mark G, Thursday, 5 April 2012 09:20 (thirteen years ago)

no shots nate, I love Step Brothers. Definitely the best Ferrell/McKay effort

Number None, Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

Remember nothing but critical adoration for Fink!

and yeah, barton fink got great reviews, esp relative to the big lebowski

I based my assertion on a wide sample of reactions: I didn't like it, Kael didn't like it, and, I'm willing to bet, the 10-year-old Springfield demographic didn't like it either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNyzdmXhe0

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

Nelson, after sneaking into Naked Lunch: "I can think of two things wrong with that title."

da croupier, Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:37 (thirteen years ago)

Missed that one. My own equivalent around that age would be something like The Day of the Locust.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

I just put the film that made me laugh more than any other film at #1. I'm amazed and sad that it didn't make the top 100.

nate woolls, Thursday, 5 April 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

i rated Raising Arizona & The Big Lebowski over it in terms of lols, but Barton Fink is my overall favorite Coen Bros & was on my ballot as well.

picture jean rollin (Pillbox), Thursday, 5 April 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)

Only 4 people remembered that Harvey exists. To be fair, if I had voted it probably would have stayed where it was because I only remembered it during the top 10 results.

― windborne grey frogs (dowd), Thursday, April 5, 2012 6:18 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Harvey is a good film, but I can't remember laughing at any point during it. In fact, I remember it as being way more depressing than any of the other depressing comedies I did put on my ballot.

emil.y, Thursday, 5 April 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

used to cry like a baby at harvey right up till i was like idk 19

their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 5 April 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

probably why it was not considered

their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 5 April 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

Bits of it are straight farce - the aunt ending up getting committed instead of Dowd, for example.

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Thursday, 5 April 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

btw guys ppl quote from Ghostbusters for the same reason they sing the old Almond Joy/Mars Bar jingle

whereas when I say "I'll be back in a minute and a huff..."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

C'mon guys, this is hilarious:

Wilson: [reading from an encyclopedia] "P O O K A - Pooka - from old Celtic mythology - a fairy spirit in animal form - always very large. The pooka appears here and there - now and then - to this one and that one - a benign but mischievous creature - very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?" "How are you, Mr. Wilson?" Who in the encyclopedia wants to know?

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

...it's for the same reason people used to sing the Dr. Tingle's Restorative Tincture jingle?

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

u keep forgetting to add WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA to yr posts

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

You're right, I do. My bad.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Ok so I just watched Airplane after shutting it off after 20mns the first time I tried. And nope, try as hard as I can, still not funny. Did not laugh once during the entire movie. I wish i could understand what made ppl choose it as the funniest movie of all time or whatever but there's no explaining comedy.

silby, i'm still with you on team airplane! sucks !

Jibe, Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

Jibe, I just wanna tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

Surely you can't be serious.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

It's an entirely different kind of comedy, altogether.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

it seems kind of obvious to me why people would pick Airplane/ whether you love it or hate it, it's one of the most prominent and most extreme examples of a certain strain of comedy.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

if the thread is going to degenerate into us quoting from our favourite films, i will proceed to share with you guys the greatest love letter ever written:

"Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you. But I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded.
I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner.
I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else.
I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention.
I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French models that I desperately want to fuck.
I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants.
I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it."

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's an entirely different kind of comedy, altogether.

― hot and brothered (Eric H.)

It's an entirely different kind of comedy.

etc, Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

Only 4 people remembered that Harvey exists. To be fair, if I had voted it probably would have stayed where it was because I only remembered it during the top 10 results.

― windborne grey frogs (dowd), Thursday, April 5, 2012 6:18 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Almost made my ballot. I heart that movie.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't seen Harvey in ages but i kinda wish i voted for it.

ferrante's inferranteno (some dude), Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

you didnt laugh ONCE??

piscesx, Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

part of me thinks that Airplane requires non-grownup brain. And I don't mean that in a condescending way, I just think you sort of have to just relax with it. I get so much childish glee out of that movie...and for years I did NOT get it at all. But I think it was because I was looking for something more than the lines that are delivered. But that's really all it is.

meh, it's not for everyone. but I love it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

It is kind of a mood thing when you see these films as an adult. I had a painful experience trying to get a Z-A-Z neophyte to watch The Naked Gun, and a year or so later came across Hot Shots! on TV with them and they started laughing their ass off.

da croupier, Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

One of the weird things there is Leslie Nielsen goes from Serious Actor before Airplane, to Airplane, to 8 more years of Serious Actor and also a 6-episode series called Police Squad, to Naked Gun, and then he makes the switch and it's Repossessed / Surf Ninja / Dead and Loving It ad infinitum.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

ya - there was def some of the time/place effect mentioned WAY upthread in effect with Nielson.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

I still have to go back and watch Police Squad, I got it for Mr Veg for Christmas and have yet to see it.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

It is sooo good, better than Flying High or Naked Gun

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Friday, 6 April 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

Mr Veg said the other day when I was watching Naked Gun that it kinda annoys him, bc Nielsen in that is aware of the camera and pulls his jokes, whereas in Police Squad he didn't. I still enjoyed NG though anyway, I'm not too uptight to laugh at all the silly jokes like I was as a teenager, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

Awesome that my #1 vote won :-)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 April 2012 08:37 (thirteen years ago)

Leslie Nielsen isn't trying to be "wacky" in Police Squad!, which is why the effect is brilliant, while the NG movies pretty much suck.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 April 2012 11:51 (thirteen years ago)

Police Squaad >> Naked Gun agreed. a lot of that i found to be due to his sidekick who is some sidesplitting dude in the show but the totally unfunny George Kennedy in the films.

piscesx, Friday, 6 April 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

xpost TV > Movies

get me bloodied (Eric H.), Friday, 6 April 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

fuck that anti-george kennedy talk

da croupier, Friday, 6 April 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

ZAZ's moviemaking "skills" make all their work TV

George is funnier in Cool Hand Luke and Modern Romance.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 April 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I love George Kennedy in Cool Hand Luke but he felt weirdly out of place in Naked Gun

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

For yer fella Britishes: Repo Chick is on tonight

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 April 2012 11:14 (thirteen years ago)

Watched "Mean Girls" again, and yeah, I should have voted for it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

morbs - can you suggest any further godfrey cambridge to check out? i saw cotton comes to harlem the other day and enjoyed it a lot.

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Sunday, 8 April 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

watermelon man?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 8 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSXoSeXslZ4&feature=player_embedded#!

piscesx, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

amazing footage...

Sisig Steve (stevie), Saturday, 26 May 2012 07:55 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

WGA's top 101 funniest screenplays:

http://www.wga.org/content/default.aspx?id=5949

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)

Very usual suspectsish + recency bias; 3 in top 20 predate Mel Brooks... and silent comedies had screenplays too, often. This is most ridiculous tho:

95. The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek (1944)
96. All About Eve (1950)

yeah, about 80 places behind When Harry Met Sally… PIFFLE.

morbs - can you suggest any further godfrey cambridge to check out?

Answering 3-yo questions is my specialty! Hollywood really didn't know what to do with him, and he didn't live long enough to sell out, unfortunately. Of what I've seen, Cotton Comes to Harlem and his brilliant monologue near the beginning of The President's Analyst are essential. Bye Bye Braverman, Watermelon Man have their moments.

And there's always his comedy LPs (might be on Spotify?).

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)

Yeah, All About Eve being 85 slots behind Animal House (much less behind The Hangover and Wedding Crashers) has me feeling like Max the old sour puss.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)

pro screenwriters voting with box office, nuthin to see here

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:10 (ten years ago)

eight months pass...

just wondering if The Miracle of Morgan's Creek has been seen by any more of you since it got FOUR FUCKING VOTES

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 August 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

I saw it, it was WONDERFUL (I didn't vote in this poll but it led me to seek out a bunch of great movies I'd never seen before, including, last week, Working Girl)

An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2016 10:24 (nine years ago)

(You took "Working Girl" away with you from this poll?)

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek sounds like some mid-'80s direct-to-video snoozefest starring Wilford Brimley as a grizzled prospector who learns the true meaning of Christmas. No thanks!

Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 August 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)

pretty sure 'the miracle of morgan's creek' is the slogan for a mid-tier craft bourbon distiller

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 August 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)

l@OL

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 August 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Miracle_morgan_creek.jpg

This is what they did before comedy, then?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 8 August 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

(You took "Working Girl" away with you from this poll?)

Is it not in this poll? I knew of it but had never seen it before, was inspired to by this poll (or whichever poll it appeared in) and finally got around to watching it the week before last. And it's great - really well paced, with some great performances and a smart ending.

Miracle was one of the few movies missing from a Sturges DVD box set I got a bunch of years back. It's really good! Not my favourite Sturges but Right Up There.

An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2016 13:18 (nine years ago)

I really should watch some Preston Sturges stuff sometime. Did Turner ever get around to colorizing any of them?

Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 August 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)

^^^ expert troll, surgical precision

An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)

I'm loath to break with the tradition of my four year troll roll itt and the precedent nominations thread.

Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 August 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

#283 - 77 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
Aww. Wondering who the #1 voter was.

the european nikon is here (grauschleier), Sunday, 11 September 2016 10:44 (nine years ago)

someone who has seen one comedy film

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 September 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)

eleven months pass...

this Lebowski shit has got to stop

also wrong Wilder-Lemmon film on top

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170820-the-25-greatest-comedies-of-all-time

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170821-the-100-greatest-comedies-of-all-time

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

I didn't realize that Gene Wilder directed Grumpy Old Men, but I agree.

Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

If this were held today, which high finishers drop way down on the list? I'd guess Annie Hall, Lebowsky, Rushmore, Superbad, South Park.... what moves up, and what newcomers make the list?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

I don't think the backlash against Lebowski has really grown since 2012?

Lady Bird is the only new comedy that I'd be confident would place reasonably high. What might get a look in:

Booksmart
Crazy Rich Asians
The Death of Stalin
The Favourite
Hail, Caesar
Hunt for the Wildepeople
Inside Llewyn Davis
Knives Out
Spy

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

Don't know how much support it would get, but Appropriate Behaviour is easily the best post-2012 comedy I've seen.

Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

#283 - 77 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: OSS 117: Cairo nest of spies
Aww. Wondering who the #1 voter was.

― the european nikon is here (grauschleier), Sunday, September 11, 2016 5:44 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

someone who has seen one comedy film

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, September 11, 2016 6:37 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quality years-later Morbz drive-by zing, RIP

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

Never forget

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

Really, he was just all-time at those.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:04 (five years ago)


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