there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

its realy sad they found better things to do than post on a message board 24/7

― some dude, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:48 PM (4 minutes ago)

too bad you haven't

― mookieproof, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:53 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ne zing ultra

nah man I was jk ps you are a bad father

― iatee, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quality

mansfield park is austen's british society is diseased book, also

i feel like ive glazed over something important because i can almost but not actually see this

if it was during one those parts about landscaping im sorry

― Lamp, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://msnsmileys.net/r/smileys/ROFL/Rofl_10b.gif

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/irresistible_thumb.png?w=640&h=240

amon next time I'll throw an extra r in the post for you

ram0n?

the first 20 excelsiors in the new thread, always the driest bits of the bird

yeah I saw that... think I was about the same age, and it was the first time I realized that the Stones sang the Tour of Duty theme song (Paint it Black).

― smash williams, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 12:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i kind of want to re-do the tracks poll results with all the song titles replaced by "Tour of Duty theme song" and "inspiration for the Whoopi Goldberg film of the same name" and "as covered by Guns N Roses in the end credits of Interview With The Vampire"

― some dude, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:02 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2B0xpqosps

At the same time, there is something thuggish, not to mention ruggish, in the mob’s expectation that a bone be thrown to it without any discussion of the funk of the jump that the thugstas feel, and in its refusal to entertain any possibility of lovin yo peoples cause we so real.

― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drk.png

― omar little, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

XD

the end.

lmao. also they finally arresting that dude? (the thread got crazy long, bookmark got removed)

nah bro he joined GNR.

Ayup. Second degree murder.

No, Drake joined GNR. The guy that looks like Drake is goin' to jail.

ah that's why axl's not going, he knows the hall of fame induction ceremony is a sting operation

Wiat, so which one is Buckethead?

buckethead is nicki minaj

Guilty lol at Axl Zimmerman

if Axl had actually gone it'd be a zoo -- at least now the other guys can go and have a really fun night together, hopefully get a good guest singer onstage for the jam session.

― deejeridoo (some dude), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 8:32 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you ever considered writing horror stories

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 8:34 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guilty lol at Axl Zimmerman

knock knock knockin' on heaven's dawwwwwuuuawwwwr-hey-hey-yeah

On franzen:

and even when i browse at random i find things like:

"It's the fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements eventually to serve the ends of other, more desperate games."

It's like one of those wise and pithy Tolstoy quotes...except....really? IS that the fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements? Maybe I hang out in the wrong prairie towns.

― scott seward, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is he talking abt man hunting man??

― j., Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bouncing back between az and hi, gr8080, you must see some really weird examples of racism.

― pplains, Friday, April 13, 2012 2:58 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the first time i visited AZ after SB 1070 was a thing (and after defending Tucson as "not a racist place" to all my friends) i went straight from the airport to a friend's house, then drove to downtown Tucson, parked on a street near a lot of college bars, got out of the car, and immediately encountered a bearded white guy in his 50's or 60's, meandering down the sidewalk shouting "I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS! I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS!" over and over

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, April 13, 2012 3:13 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that man was the mayor

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 13, 2012 3:15 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You don't understand, "I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS!" is the name of my dog

― kinder, Friday, April 13, 2012 3:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very ILNFL insidery but still this is an epic gruden bit:

I'll tell you what, you let this guy loose on a board like this one, he's not satisfied until he hits both those Daily Doubles, I'll tell ya what, give me three of this contestant every time out, you got yourself a hell of a Jeopardy game

― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Friday, April 13, 2012 11:02 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"looper" is a generic term. whoever the looper happens to be, these are his guns.

― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing I keep wondering is "how did they set this business up in the first place"

UNLESS... the squad of killers is made up of kids sent back from the future who grew up in the past and whose grandkids get sent back to be raised as new assassins

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like that idea. xp

― Johnny Fever, Friday, April 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_; the cruelest xp

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i made that joke already but i think it was in teh ilx facebook group

― man down (D-40), Monday, April 16, 2012 7:21 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn that sucks for you

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 16, 2012 7:22 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

to actually throw a name out there, I don't always agree with him but Nitsuh Abebe is probably the best writer of his generation

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:41 AM (24 minutes ago)

who

― markers, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:43 AM (23 minutes ago)

sorry markers, thats "david shapiro"

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:43 AM (22 minutes ago)

it's racist, it's scary, it's dehumanizing and worse yet, Tom Petty pulled it off so much better in that one video.

― pplains, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:52 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do you post false dichotomies because you were beaten as a child, or are you a child beater?

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 3:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

ha

LOLOL

I went as Samara for Halloween one year and this bozo at the party was all "Who are you supposed to be?" and I hissed "Seven days!!!" at him and he was like "Saturdays? Cool, I guess" and I knew these were not my people.

― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, probably the Anne Heche soft-porn film. It had a certain over the top appeal (e.g. that scene where Christopher Walken was raping the guy at gunpoint).

― Wilmo Spu, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was sort of a mock-rape.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:05 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But it doesn't have that scene where Christopher Walken offs David Caruso.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:02 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man, if you ever needed more proof as to Walken's coolness...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If only Walken had raped Caruso, then you could have the best of both worlds.

― Wilmo Spu, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:17 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://queenanne.komonews.com/news/crime/739963-police-gun-pulled-following-poorly-attended-ska-show-queen-anne

― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:24 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we must stop this ska-on-ska violence.

― kate78, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:42 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(featuring former members of Smash Mouth, White Zombie and Bad Brains)

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 9:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

pop vote margin doesn't mean anything much, of course

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:46 AM (1 hour ago)

e.g. Nixon barely won it in '68 but took the electoral college rather handily

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:47 AM (1 hour ago)

yup and the gop has a pretty basic advantage w/ the math, it usually doesn't matter but when it did, it did

― iatee, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:49 AM (1 hour ago)

national polls aren't measuring the electoral college, so what are we talking about

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:13 AM (1 hour ago)

we're talking about an article summarizing the polls and what pollsters think about them which is: they mean not very much right now

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:17 AM (1 hour ago)

right the polls that are way to early to be very meaningful are about the popular vote and the popular vote is almost always v close

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:23 AM (1 hour ago)

if the popular vote is always close then it's not always close u know

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:29 AM (1 hour ago)

woah

I feel like I just took the red pill

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:33 AM (1 hour ago)

haha, Ned, you should fact-check all ILX threads from now on

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'm sorry guys, but that isn't really the name of his dog."

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

excerpted:

My sense of white privilege is so high that frankly, anything less than being King-Emperor would likely disaapoint me

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 4:22 PM (48 seconds ago)

Would the £97 million allow you to put Thom Yorke in your... y'know... though? Is the question.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe not thom yorke - he wouldn't even play concerts in china or hong kong because he doesn't support the chinese regime

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

China is not, as far as I know, a reasonable comparison for MB's... y'know.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And now I have T'Pau singing, so thanks!

Michael Jackson is basically chaotic good & Axl Rose is lawful evil. If you are in battle Axl will probably kill extra people just to keep himself safe which will benefit your party but Michael is your man otherwise, lawful evil characters will fuck you every time and do not actually give a shit about who they hurt whereas chaotic good players can be Eladrin, who possess Darkvision, the ability to see in the dark & are resistant to cold & fire

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just came here for that!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah

Twenty year old at work provided the inevitable "who's Dick Clark?"

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she said
and smiled in her special way

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:51 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Curse you, you beat me by mere seconds.

Man nothing better than some fresh warm mayo squirted on some on some nice warm buns amirite

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a big back deck that is rarely used.

― Jeff, Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

yeah that's a masterpiece.

*mwah*

I'm contributing.

Oh, thanks Morday. I just figured out I get sundance so that's cool.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

oops- mordy

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

Morday comes before Tuesday

― Mordy, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

that's actually the 2nd time you've called him Morday in this thread today, E. the first time really cracked me up.

― some dude, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday)

Mordé

― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Friday, April 20, 2012 8:48 PM (Yesterday)

the new scent from calvin klein

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, April 20, 2012 10:39 PM (Yesterday)

Merday

xp I'm all for horror-comedy but not where the comedy is "Look how stupid this country bumpkin is!! Look at those funny faces he's making! He's so stupid!!!"

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:18 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But he is a stupid country bumpkin! And he is making funny faces! It's a goddamned comic book!

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:24 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like if Disney Channel made a horror film.

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's so craven.

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing

i just don't want a businessman in the white house

― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obama is a business, man

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:42 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bideness-man

"#BASED NEWS THEY SPOTTED THE FIRST ALBINO WALE!! IM SCARED BECAUSE THERES MORE AMAZING ANIMALS WE DONT..." tmblr.co/Z2lMPyKBkGfU

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, April 23, 2012 6:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone tell him we've known about asher roth for years

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 23, 2012 6:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wowwwwwwww

joke was right there tbh; I'm applauding the excellent delivery

Solo careers are so underrated
Keep your Garfunkel and Simon completely separated

― flopson, Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:38 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

gives credence to my Anthony Weiner/Andy Dick theory that guys born with a name like that must feel some kind of strange compulsion to live up to it

― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@a✧✧.fore✧✧✧ (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Local mayor Cumlord Tumescence is a perfect gentleman, to disprove your hypothesis.

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:15 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

there's some inherent drama in the jawga boys video cuz you keep wondering "is the fat guy in the super cracker t-shirt gonna rap? then he does!

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw I was just coming here to post Abb's Mayor Cumlord post.

I bought my wife a Mast Brothers bar for Easter and now she's worried that there might be beard hairs in it.

― Moodles, Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post

wow, don't think I've ever been excelsiored before. I'm blushing.

aw bless

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:22 PM (Yesterday)

It's lucky you didn't become president, because then newspapers would have been able to run headlines like "PRESIDENT DICKS VOTERS OVER AGAIN"

vote for dicks, dicks for progress,

http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dix-Senate-602x451.jpg

paid for by Friends for Dix

we got a congressman named "dicks". that's norm dicks to you. stops sounding funny after a while.

Dicks surging ahead in the polls.

Iowa sure looks pretty

"I remember when it was all fields around here! Oh it still is..."

there'd be a big controversy about me not being American either! ;D

I kept it in my name so now I'm (Firstname) Dicks (Lastname, which is also a first name) and little Dicks has become a hilarious verb for the rest of my life.

so it's a dicks sandwich kinda

Yes. My surname is actually a man's first name, and my first name is a unisex one, so it's all a big wonderful genderfuck.

Little Dicks sounds like a Little Boots tribute act.

fun fact: my last name and Crut's are very similar, and ENBB's IRL friend thought he was my husband because he's seen both of us "Like" her statuses, etc. Crut! <3

Right, so your first name is the same as the woman who isn't ENBB's friend, and Paul is the one that made the sandwiches...

sorry, I was don't want to be googled. I DO want to start secret love affair with Crut rumours. Is that so hard?

Your last name is Curti?

No, my last name is the same as his, except his is plural and mine is singular. Also we're doing it, a lot.

I had too many tickets as a teenager and my insurance quote was through the roof. My dad said he knew a guy who could work around it at his insurance agency to make it affordable.

When I got my insurance card back, it said TRE BAKERY.

I have no idea if that would've worked, but I did drive a lot slower to avoid having to explain to a cop what the hell that was supposed to mean.

Nice! The first health card my younger brother Jack received in the mail said JACKMAN. That one stuck.

I decided never to buy magazines like that after an incident when I was 17 and a guy in my class had a copy of GQ and was like "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah this is how to be a man, snoball, betcha don't know anything about that, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh?!", all the while waving it in my face, and I realised that he was just a colossal twunt and the magazine may have only been partly responsible for that, but responsible enough for me to avoid that kind of thing.

― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, April 27, 2012 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waving the magazine in my face, I should say.

― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, April 27, 2012 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxKq3iUgj2k&feature=related

xp
wait, Jackman Dicks? oh boy

Half brother, different surname.

I am the last of the Dicks. :(

You'll always be a dick to me, tho

Thanks Michael :)

fun fact: my last name and Crut's are very similar, and ENBB's IRL friend thought he was my husband because he's seen both of us "Like" her statuses, etc. Crut! <3

This is like one of those IQ tests that I could never get the hang of.

Sorry. Our last names are almost the same. We both comment/Like statuses that ENBB posts on FB, which her friends would see. I met her & her friend in person, mentioned my husband, and he was like "His name's Crut, right?" :)

OK I worked it out now.

You're going to have fun checking into hotels.

I mean that in a nice non-hostile way.

Actually, I checked into a hotel with ENBB & her friend (sharing one room) and the clerk made a joke about how friend was a very lucky man! Then asked him how our night was when we checked out the next day 0_o

You're not going to have fun checking into hotels.

I always have fun checking into hotels! But maybe you're confused. My surname isn't Dicks anymore now that I'm married - it's relatively innocuous, except that it's usually a man's first name ('tis St3ph3n).

That clerk's comments seem pretty clearly unprofessional! Right?

I mean that in a nice non-hostel way.

it was an hourly rate hotel

Yeah! I'm a sleazeball though so I joked right along with her. The other two couldn't really understand her Russian accent so I confirmed their suspicions in the elevator.

hah! Indeed, RS. ;)

It seems *slightly* less creepy now that I know it was a woman who said it. *Slightly* less creepy, but no less unprofessional.

I liked her because when I first approached, nervous and alone, she complimented my hair/sunglasses and made me feel like leaving Canada for 48 hours wasn't the big mistake I'd made it out to be.

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

:( I'm nicer IRL I swear

of course there's more than one canon. there's an infinite number of canons. but the term implies a bit more recognition/cultural significance than "classic", which is a word the bro in my office used to describe the fact that i brought a banana to work with me in my bag this morning

― caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, April 27, 2012 2:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

this morning NPR was doing a story on the 20 year anniv of the rodney king verdict, and were interviewing kids who go to high school in the neighborhood where the riots happened, and this 17 year old girl's name was ARTESIA COX and it sounded like "I'LL TEASE YA COCKS"

I had to explain who Rodney King was/where "can't we all just get along" came from/what the LA riots were to a younger coworker awhile ago. I was sad.

i kinda think that can be forgivable. 'school history' kind of stops a few decades before its own present. unless you are a political junkie or have chatty parents i think your perceptions of the recent past can be pretty fuzzy when you're young (20s, say).

when i was a teenager i had very little clear understanding of what happened in the 70s and 80s, or even the 60s beyond soundbites and iconic images. i learned a lot from old doonesbury collections tbh

^true

kids raised on achewood are gonna be so confused

desktop pc's themselves are for grahpic designers and radiologists and such - u can ILE on your tabby while you shatty on your enemy. ease of portability is pc on da potty. S Jobbs induringlegacy

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, April 27, 2012 10:33 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I read those Doonesbury books too, but had no idea who the hell Jerald terHorst was.

"It's your name...it looks like a typographical error."

(I also owe most of my knowledge of what the hell happened in the 70s and most of the 80s to Doonesbury, although this probably leads to some sort of lopsided knowledge, like is it really that helpful to be able to recall the significance of Stephen Weed?)

Sorry. Our last names are almost the same. We both comment/Like statuses that ENBB posts on FB, which her friends would see. I met her & her friend in person, mentioned my husband, and he was like "His name's Crut, right?" :)

this is hilarious!

It's time we faced what's inside our hearts!

you can't turn your face into your heart

<3

:D

et voila

:<3| ... <3

I had to explain who Rodney King was/where "can't we all just get along" came from/what the LA riots were to a younger coworker awhile ago. I was sad.

wait... I didn't know that was where "can't we all just get along?" came from. now I feel dumb.

ha, tbf tho he never actually said that

Not those exact words. He said "Can we all get along? Can we get along?"

yup

the other line is from mars attacks

One small step for [a] man

My thoughts are often haunted at by remembering the girl in my 12th grade history class who did a pretty good video project on famed 1920's aviator Charles Lindbergh, which was all Ken Burns-style black and white footage and sepia tone photos until the end credits where it was vintage footage of airplanes while the music was inexplicably IN SCHOOL DEY NAVER TAUGHT BOUT HAMBURGAH OR STEAK, ELIJAH MUHAMMAD OR THA WELFARE STATE, AND I KNOW BECUZZA KRS-ONE

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:56 PM

hi Startrekman

― am0n, Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:14 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hello anon

― The Startrekman, Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:19 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark

Startrekman lobbying hard for top 10 alltime poster

dans le sac

Maybe 1 million ILX posts triggers the Mayan apocalypse

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope we won't have meta bad end

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i trust that stet aztecan care of it

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

apochalloptic

weerazingthakul

Racecar spelled backwards is RACECAR!!

I wanted to join but didn't know how

Mad God 40/40 might be my single favorite dn ever tbh

from "your terrible ideas"

'Last Tango In Paris' - a short film following a desperate American tourist who is trying to find the last available can of fizzy orange soda in the city.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball)

Do you mean "Last Faygo in Paris"?
― how's life

That's the US title.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball)

Last Shasta iirc

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off (The Crow) OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

it's delicious. i particularly like it with coconut on top. also w/ cheese + spinach.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

please don't jagger the naan mordy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will you assholes shut the fuck up about the bread

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 5:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one is a "wait for it" kinda deal.

again, I am against 'the free market' sending people millions of tons of trash too, and I believe we can find ways to fight this

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if it were really expensive to send people trash and also sending shit far away was even more expensive

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you propose, a bulk mail tax?

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also known as the BMT

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well you don't even need a 'bulk mail tax', just get rid of bulk mail pricing to begin w/

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean assuming it's in the hands of the private sector. You can't just make the private sector "get rid of" a pricing scheme

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes he can, he lives in an urban apartment

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next

this is some next-level shit where you kiss me like you want to repair the water damage in your living room or maybe play skee ball and then walk around the lake checking out mansions

― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off (The Crow) OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

Occurs to me now that I was prefiguring this:

•Lady watching Barney's film: He has the soul of a poet!
•Barney: You're very kind.
•Lady: *glares* Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
•Barney: It didn't die!

I always felt like "Cumbersome" was written sometime between the point when Seven Mary Three discovered the word 'cumbersome' and the point when they fully grasped its meaning.

― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, May 4, 2012 11:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

loool

i like how the thread title implies a naivety to posting the most racist things we can find - is this... racist? *hold up klan hood*

― lag∞n, Friday, May 4, 2012 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

btw did anyone ever find the old 30 Rock thread?

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Rock

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sad. thought it would be called "Tina Fey's no Sorkin: the Thirty Rock Thread"

― President Keyes, Friday, May 4, 2012 7:21 PM (Yesterday)

like, what do you do when you have a really TIGHT HOLE? i mean, sometimes that hole is SO TIGHT it feels like it's about to STRANGLE MY SPINDLE! CHOKE IT OFF. so how do deal with it? gently ROCK that shit BACK AND FORTH til you feel some give? PULL AND PRAY? give it a little SHAVE? cut loose and DRILL THAT SHIT?!

― andrew m., Friday, May 4, 2012 9:46 PM

Tear ANOTHER ONE.

― Chewshabadoo, Friday, May 4, 2012 10:06 PM

shave works for me, but I only do it under extreme circumstances. a small knife blade will work.

― sleeve, Friday, May 4, 2012 11:51 PM

classique

context?

lol

context?

Records?

i looooove vinyl

http://i.imgur.com/PCCH5.jpg
what a wonderful sport running and shooting the ball like that. just fantastic. congratulations.

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:10 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

If writing about music is like “dancing about architecture,” as the now-hackneyed phrase would have it, music blogging is like walking through buildings with an architectural expert.

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in other words, a total drag

― tylerw, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt fluxblog is down repeat fluxblog is down

― tylerw, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip blogs

― markers, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

head asploded xp

lolllll @ the cumbersome post

ur gonna need to be more specific

oh i see what you did there

also from Fluxblog revive:

Our indifference to Animal Collective was akin to a bunch of reactionary stooges in '88 panning Daydream Nation, remember?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

Takes a Williamsburg riot to put me back to sleep right now

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:52 (Yesterday)

you will see perpetua change

― buzza, Monday, May 7, 2012 3:22 PM (Yesterday)

i think "you'll" would have been better, but still

Like there is a Sgt. Pepper of advertising or something.

It's the Purina Chuck Wagon tv commercial. The idea of the dog following the miniature covered wagon through the kitchen had its roots in Stockhausen's "Gesang der Jünglinge."

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 7:33 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the interior life of louis saha
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let Them Eat Prawn Sandwiches: My Time At Manchester United
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Injury Time - The Saha Saga
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

knowing me, knowing you - saha

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come now

severe faux pas tracer, that's a footcelsior. they think we're spoiling their thread, and we regard it as a 'pearls at swine' kinda wastefulness tbh.

I was gonna say that but I'm glad one of footie's own came out and said it instead

darraghmac is hereby appointed canceller of the excelsior

canceller of the excelsior

*impressed*

oh that's nice, yes

dayo i'm glad we agree and all, but you must surely understand that the 'pearls at swine' angle is imo the best reason to withhold ilf wit from others

hahaha can you believe they call soccer FOOTBALL over there lololol *farts*

otm

smells like gollum's cave in here, thx dayo. wait, is there a thread for fart jokes? besides 'every thread'

that is a solid lol regardless of who saha is imo.

As a hoy hoy points out, the joke only as to do w/football because of Saha's name. It's eligible for footcelsior but just as valid here unless you're some kind of easily butthurt Abba fan.

Upper Thames Valley Autotype Division 2, how many fans can they have?

http://www.webteams.co.uk/Home.aspx?team=abba

oh wait none :(

ABBA Athletic sunday team are sad to announce that we have taken the descision to fold. Unfortunatly due to a lack of interest in sunday morning football in the Bicester area we have just been unable to raise a consistent eleven.

It snowed here yesterday.

SOME WINTER SPARROWS

I hear you already, a choir of small wheels,
Through frayed trees I see your
Shaken flight like a shiver
Of thin light on a river.
...

More snow: under a green fir-bush bowed low
With flakes broad as cats' paws
You hunch, puffed: if you do not
Move maybe it will go away.
...
Whether the gray cat is at the corner,
The hawk hunting over
The graves, or the light too late
To trust, you will not come down.

--W.S. Merwin

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:56 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cozen, who says poetry is not language, distilled? That small poem would have been a whole chapter in a book!

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Friday, October 7, 2005 10:06 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't quite parse that, sorry

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, October 7, 2005 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

inordinately funny somehow

wrinlepaws
modest mickey
steve goldberg
lord custos
becky lucas
doom patrol
smash
the woman who would even pleasure bushwick

where have they gone, these beautiful heroes of our youth?

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 7:15 PM (Yesterday)

ou sont les negs d'autrefois?

Why don't AnCo and BB do a collab album? It will break the indiesphere.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:02 PM (36 minutes ago)

Brian couldn't even handle the High Llamas, you think he could handle a bunch of weirdos in animal masks?

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:12 PM (25 minutes ago)

Just tell him he's reshooting the cover of Pet Sounds.

― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

Discussing Eric's role as the horror movie poll-runner:

LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight.

"Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"

―jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.),Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:45 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN" is all-time.

hah

or, ah ah ah ah ahhhhhh...

I always thought my username was particularly inspired

― mh, Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda think it's a little meh, tbh.

― pplains, Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:44 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg Eric bringing the Count Floyd is looool

... ah ah ah ah ahh ahhhhhhh

*thunderclap, lightning*

*loses dentures*

glottal gtfo imo, that's unpronounceable, can you imagine my mum shoutin out the st 'darragggggggggg come in for yr tea' dont be foolish.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i totally can

― 12plsrU (electricsound), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she never fed us, for a start ;_;

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sad story

now i know what scott tenorman felt like, how do my tears taste trayce ;_;

Like sweet, sweet CANdy.... BAM. /Brannigan

loool

Vincent Gallo is so great

― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Friday, January 14, 2011 4:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 year passes...

no he isn't

― am0n, Friday, May 11, 2012 12:15 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bo diddley - bo diddley
― bo diddley, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 11:12 (6 years ago) Perma

With some editing. Referring to Pete Nice's Deadspin piece on MCA:

--

that article felt sort of uncharitable and weirdly self-obsessed.

however, a couple nice pieces of trivia, which i'm always thankful for:

1) professor x was 3rd bass's manager! amazing!

2) DMX was Just Ice's beatboxer!!!! crazy

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:31 PM (Yesterday)

okay, i'm wondering if that's the same DMX. it really can't be right? DMX doesn't beatbox.

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:53 PM (Yesterday)

he goes
WHAT
HAH
WHAT

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:54 PM (Yesterday)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_DMX ?

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:08 PM (Yesterday)

sounds right

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:14 PM (Yesterday)

i thought it was common knowledge that that DMX started out as a beatboxer in the '80s and that that was how he got his name. apparently Just-Ice worked with a guy called Human DMX, who was neither that DMX nor Davy DMX, though.

― some dude, Friday, May 11, 2012 5:54 AM (1 hour ago)

maybe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oberheim_DMX

― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, May 11, 2012 5:55 AM (1 hour ago)

maybe Pete Nice talked a drum machine in that anecdote?

― some dude, Friday, May 11, 2012 5:57 AM (1 hour ago)

talked TO a drum machine

― some dude, Friday, May 11, 2012 5:57 AM (1 hour ago)

Wasn't DMX the DJ in Material, among other Laswell projects? Like Herbie Hancock's "Rockit?"

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, May 11, 2012 6:01 AM (1 hour ago)

that was D.S.T.

― some dude, Friday, May 11, 2012 6:45 AM (38 minutes ago)

i feel like i'm in a room full of tuomases

― some dude, Friday, May 11, 2012 6:45 AM (38 minutes ago)

But now name me some other rappers named after specific drum machines.

― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:20 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

D-Nice called himself "the TR-808" a lot, Ready Rock C was the "Human Linn Drum" etc etc

― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:26 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And let us not forget Def Jam main man Russell Simmons.

― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, May 11, 2012 10:28 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is either a really stupid observation or an obvious one someone's already made but doing this quick overview over the past week the beastie boys maybe kinda echo the four seasons

Lol, I was wanting to map them onto phases of the Rolling Stones' career upthread, mostly as a product of the recent Stones poll:

Licensed to Ill = early Stones as a singles band, snotty bratty punk shit, timeless pop hits
Paul's Boutique = Their Satanic Majesties Request, hard left that the world wasn't ready for, "commercial suicide"
Check Your Head = late-60s/early-70s Stones, Beggar's Banquet through Exile, long hair & musicianship, glory regained
Ill Communication = mid-70s, Goat's Head Soup - Black and Blue, falling into a rut but still scoring hits
Hello Nasty = late-70s/early-80s, Some Girls - Tattoo You, new sounds & audiences, mining the past, dance music
To the Five Boroughs and cetera = inevitable decline (with bright spots), eminence

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, May 11, 2012 9:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kinda obvious, but I always mapped them onto Winston Churchill's career myself. LTI = snotty, punk-nosed brat with some questionable decisions (for 'Girls' read Gallipoli, for the stage show the gold standard). Then the visionary period in the wilderness (PB = crazy guy ranting about Hitler all through the 30s), with the public starting to get back on board with CYH/the ousting of Halifax. IC is the phoney war not-entirely-successful building of momentum (Dunkirk = Grand Royal?), before HN is D-Day onwards. Then with TT5B he gets kicked out of office even though he's still putting out the same work.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, May 12, 2012 3:08 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy hell

that's pretty awesome.

Damn, awesome

Sometimes I this board makes me realize I'm not that smart

that is rly an amiable, extended zing at the expense of those with a hypertrophic tendency towards pattern-recognition

else, klata is quite quite mad

why not both

whimsy has taken him.

we should start slapping adverts for ilf on any post by a core member imo, drum up the numbers

slogan: "ILF: For people who like to kick a ball in the street"

* not sam, tbf

ilf is more for ppl who drink supermarket grain alcohol while iphoning in their controversial opinions about the vaguely humanoid irruptions flitting around the luminous green glow of their plasma tv

oof direct hit

Sometimes this board makes me realize I'm not that smart

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

when the new yorker makes you shout
why'd they add this dumb umlaut
diaresis
diaresis

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 05:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful!

ok i just looked this up in wikipedia and is that right? the new yorker spells cooperate as coöperate?

yes

real thing that actually happens in real life

Hi i am the guy in the picture with my cock in the hoover and yes i am also Tailpipe Man the guy in lingerie fucking his car. My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off. My email is sissymanwh✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ if you have any comments or want more pictures to post around drop me a line. I want people to print off my pics with my details on them and leave them in public places for anyone to see.

― sissymanwhore, Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Awesome

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bet he started that thread about being in the same room as a baby, too.

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's considered everything

― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

a+

xD

From the thread about Saul Bellow's Seize the Day:

apparently there's a film of this book with robin williams

for all sad words of tongue and pen

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned)

irl lol at "he's considered everything"

Chicago Reader possibly getting new owner

― curmudgeon, Monday, May 14, 2012 6:48 AM (37 minutes ago)

is that like google reader for ppl who live in chicago?

― markers, Monday, May 14, 2012 6:49 AM (36 minutes ago)

wow david shapiro, you should get a job writing monologues for jimmy fallon

― contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, May 14, 2012 6:54 AM (32 minutes ago)

"jimmy fallon is still a thing?"

irl lol at "he's considered everything"

me too

but she's not from a different culture! she's from the same culture as me! she has a supreme sticker on her laptop! i have like 20 supreme stickers! (in a drawer)

― the late great, Monday, May 14, 2012 3:08 PM (39 minutes ago)

once i saw some show like right before 30 Rock that was some asian dude going CHANG CHANG CHANG CHANG to the tune of 'Carol of the Bells.' Is that racist?

― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 14, 2012 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so i guess if you actually care how you're understood and what impact you have, then your hands are tied a bit. and hence some of the best comedy comes from people who don't care how they're received or what "message" they present.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 3:45 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like gallagher.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, May 15, 2012 3:48 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

snap

whenever i find myself posting on one of these threads multiple times i have a vision of my grandfather in a muddy ditch, with water in his boots, being shot at by nazis, defending western civilization, and then wondering why he bothered.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, May 14, 2012 7:16 PM (7 minutes ago)

all of strongo's variations on that theme are amazing

I suspect that the Nazis would have been against ILX and closed it down, so by continuing to post we're sticking it to them in a way.

RIP Nazis

we have quenched their voices. freedom, yes, but at what cost? ;_;

"Posting to ILX... It's like walking down a corridor and answering a door in Nazi Germany."
http://www.dcasali.com/images/filmntv/bottom_eddy.jpg
Or possibly working at this place.

quotes like that are why I don't mind so much Goodwin's Law sometimes.

]]controversial mod edit of 77 joeks at user request[[

Need to work 77 and possibly 51 into that equation

http://bassladydjs.com/logo-FiyahLilly.gif

buzza otm

peace to Matt P-- see u in 60

my deepest apologies buzza

...for being so old ha ha!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Barton.gif

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwq9yQNib1qz7lxdo1_500.gif

story problemz

So we've reached the 'subtle nuances' part of the thread, I see

(I had a previous idea for a book on writing sitcoms that basically boiled down to: DO write like seasons 1-5 of Rosanne, DON'T write like seasons 7-9 of Roseanne. Season 6 was a bit of a gray area, but also was just after she'd had extensive plastic surgery so it was, perhaps, instructive in its own way.)

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:14 AM (26 minutes ago)

it's when they added that extra E that things went bad

― some dude, Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:37 AM (3 minutes ago)

EEXACTLY.

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:40 AM (7 seconds ago)

the last episode of roseanne is the most crazy thing ever

i never saw it, but reading this, holy shit:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070715224343AAcGBJw

Here's what happened on Roseanne: Dan collapsed of a heart attack at Darlene's wedding to David. Dan survived, because DJ performed CPR on Dan until the paramedics arrived. This was towards the end of the eighth season. In the second episode of the ninth season, Jackie reveals that they all won the lottery. The ninth season is kind of crazy now that they are rich. However, the series finale is one of the most agitating retcons in television history. A retcon, in case you didn't know is when they go back and change an already established fact. Roseanne, in a final narration, reveals that everything from the last season was made up by her to deal with Dan's death (he actually did die) and some things from before that she made up too.

(Closing monologue, in basement, writing)
Roseanne: Everyone wonders where creative people get their inspiration. Actually, I’ve found it’s all around you. Take Leon for instance… Leon is not really as cool as I made him. He’s the only gay guy I know who belongs to the Elk’s Club... Then there’s Scott. He really is a probate lawyer I met about a year ago and introduced to Leon. I guess I didn’t get too creative there… A lot of kids have called my son a nerd but, as I told him, they called Steven Spielberg a nerd too. A lot of times nerds are really artists who just listen to the beat of a different drum… My mom came from a generation where women were supposed to be submissive about everything. I never bought into that, and I wish mom hadn’t either. I wish she had made different choices. So I think that’s why I made her gay. I wanted her to have some sense of herself as a woman… Oh yeah, and she’s nuts… My sister, in real life, unlike my mother, is gay. She always told me she was gay, but for some reason, I always pictured her with a man. She’s been my rock, and I would not have made it this far without her. I guess Nancy’s kind of my hero too… Cause she got out of a terrible marriage and found a great spiritual strength. I don’t know what happened to that husband of hers but in my book I sent him into outer space… When Becky brought David home a few years ago I thought, “This is wrong!” He was much more Darlene’s type… When Darlene met Mark, I thought he went better with Becky… I guess I was wrong. But I still think they’d be more compatible the other way around. So in my writing, I did what any good mother would do. I fixed it… I lost Dan last year when he had his heart attack. He’s still the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I go to sleep. I miss him… Dan and I always felt that it was our responsibility as parents to improve the lives of our children by 50% over our own. And we did. We didn’t hit our children as we were hit, we didn’t demand their unquestioning silence, and we didn’t teach our daughters to sacrifice more than our sons. As a modern wife, I walked a tight rope between tradition and progress, and usually, I failed, by one outsider’s standards or another’s. But I figured out that neither winning nor losing count for women like they do for men. We women are the one’s who transform everything we touch. And nothing on earth is higher than that. My writing’s really what got me through the last year after Dan died. I mean at first I felt so betrayed as if he had left me for another woman. When you’re a blue-collar woman and your husband dies it takes away your whole sense of security. So I began writing about having all the money in the world and I imagined myself going to spas and swanky New York parties just like the people on TV, where nobody has any real problems and everything’s solved within 30 minutes. I tried to imagine myself as Mary Richards, Jeannie, That Girl. But I was so angry I was more like a female Steven Segal wanting to fight the whole world. For a while I lost myself in food and a depression so deep that I couldn’t even get out of bed till I saw that my family needed me to pull through so that they could pull through. One day, I actually imagined being with another man. But then I felt so guilty I had to pretend it was for some altruistic reason. And then Darlene had the baby, and it almost died. I snapped out of the mourning immediately, and all of my life energy turned into choosing life. In choosing life, I realized that my dreams of being a writer wouldn’t just come true; I had to do the work. And as I wrote about my life, I relived it, and whatever I didn’t like, I rearranged. I made a commitment to finish my story even if I had to write in the basement in the middle of the night while everyone else was asleep. But the more I wrote, the more I understood myself and why I had made the choices I made, and that was the real jackpot. I learned that dreams don’t work without action; I learned that no one could stop me but me. I learned that love is stronger than hate. And most important, I learned that God does exist. He and/or She is right inside you, underneath the pain, the sorrow, and the shame. I think I’ll be a lot better now that this book is done.

(voiceovers from Roseanne's birthday episode years back)
D.J.: Happy birthday, Mom. Here, pencils.
Darlene: Yeah, and I got you some notepads.
Becky: And I got you a dictionary and a thesaurus.
Dan: You know Stephen King started this way.
(Roseanne heads out of the basement).

That was one of the most wtf endings I've ever seen.

With each passing movie revealed, I get nervous the next one's gonna be The Human Centipede. The higher we get, the higher go the nerves.

― The Thnig, Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:07 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

With each passing movie revealed, I get nervous the next one's gonna be The Human Centipede. The higher we get, the higher go the nerves.

lol it's like the napoleon dynamite of horror movies!!!

― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with more segments

― remy bean, Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would watch a version with Napoleon, Kip and Pedro sewn together. In that order.

― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

St. Elsewhere
Roseanne
Newhart
Dallas

what else?

The "it was allllll a dream!" bit wasn't the finale of Dallas, though.

i kinda want to watch the last few seasons of Roseanne.

also remy: Lost, duh.

oy. life on mars (american, kind of...)

xpost

I honestly do think there's a direct link between Roseanne's plastic surgery and the beginning of the show's decline. They're almost shockingly concurrent. It devolved very quickly into Roseanne's Snipey, Call-And-Response, Boilerplate Sitcom Jokey-Joke Time right after her face lost the ability to form anything but vaguely disgusted expressions.

I never saw the last few Roseanne series' but that's one hell of an ending.

I think so, anyway..

i just think "oh remember Hardees?" "oh they're called carl's junior here!" "have you ever had a hoagie?" "hoagie? its called a grinder!" "my cousin worked at burger king one summer!" "one time i puked at burger king!" is the usually the dumbest most boring shit ever and it happens to good threads

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hardees were a totally diff restaurant until they were bought by carls jr in the mid 90s, ive never eaten at hardees and I made up the part abt the mid 90s, but its true they used to be dif, iirc, I def ate at carls jr a couple times, also the girls in front of me on the airport shuttle from lax last week were commenting on every west coast specific fast food place like we dont have that in Tennessee I heard Carlls. jr is good, little did they know its the same as hardees, they were prob too young to remember the pre sale carls jr, also they took a picture of the shuttle before it left the airport then later the borrowed my phone because theirs was out of batts I guess because of taking pics of the shuttle etc

― lag∞n, Friday, May 18, 2012 12:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ effortfully but successfully summarizes the etc.

didn't see the last episode of roseanne, but that closing monologue is amazing

xxp they're called 'takeaways' over here i don't think we have any carl jrs or arby's tho

third world problems

I remember watching roseanne religiously, but have zero recollection of the final season. I remember everything up to Dan's heartattack.

Maybe I died too.

That last season was a real hate letter to the fans. Every other episode was a 'fantasy' episode, the family won the lottery and turned into the Beverly Hillbillies, Dan was off galivanting around with another woman for half the season. And yet they still expected the odd dramatic moment to have emotional resonance. It's no wonder you blocked it out.

or maybe he just didn't watch it, like the overwhelming majority of people who watched the first 7 or 8 seasons. i think i got off the bus gradually during season 5 and 6.

Smart man.

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you back to my lair
And bathe in your blood

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare),

hahahaha

awesome

I mentioned upthread that when I saw Sabbath a decade ago, I thought Ward was having trouble keeping up. This was after his return from his heart attack. But then, he did keep up, so I'm not sure what the prob is. Maybe he got worse? But of course, if he couldn't do it, it's not a "I think I can, I think I can" situation. If he couldn't do it he couldn't fake it, so it seems unlikely that performance is an issue.

Geezer and Ozzy have it easy. All Geezer has to do is sleep through his rote-simple (but don't get me wrong, still awesome!) riffs, and Ozzy just has to be subtle about peeing his pants.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, May 18, 2012 1:29 PM (1 hour ago)

at least he's being subtle about something for once

― bailiwaka flocka (some dude), Friday, May 18, 2012 1:31 PM (1 hour ago)

By "subtle" I meant "subtly dumping buckets of water over himself to hide the fact that he is incontinent."

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, May 18, 2012 1:35 PM (1 hour ago)

so that's what the subtle nuances are

well done

ppl upthread are crazy, life aquatic is his best film

― Mordy, Saturday, May 19, 2012 10:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's his best movie with the word aquatic in the title but if you then go on to include all of the movies he has made that do not have that word in the title then it suffers badly by comparison

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, May 19, 2012 10:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/yq2hX.jpg

idk I thought the aquatic tenenbaums was just a tad better than the life aquatic

aquatic mr. fox >>> all other aquatics

Aquatic Rocket all the way.

I'll take The Darquatic Ltd.

Aquatic Life Aquatic

no fooling though, aquatic mister fox is funniest

Especially the part where he drowned five minutes into the film.

no, that was the hottest part

10.0

he couldnt deliver a show his bosses were satisfied with?

like idk i had this whole sarcastic thing about how rare it is in hollywood to find a verbally abusive writer with a drinking problem and an inflated sense of their own importance or w/e but harmon fought publicly with the shows biggest star and 'privately' with other writers/producers delivered shows late had problems managing budget/time seemed to actively delight in not compromising w/the studio blah blah blah

― Lamp, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dude calls his blog dan harmon poops... what a visionary

― Lamp, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but your blog is called Lampfelches

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Re: Erica Jong's discussion of 40 Shades Of Grey's implausibility and poor use of coital exclamations:

“Argh,” she says, losing her virginity.

this is hilarious

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that she says "argh" like she's Cathy.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Ack!" she says, losing her virginity as she crams chocolates into her mouth.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait, is "'Argh' she says, losing her virginity" really a line in 40 Shades?

Yes, and I think it's 50 shades

I believe that's Jong's summation of that particular passage, but I believe the dialogue was translated faithfully.

I totally forgot about ten of the shades. My bad.

this killed me:

maybe she's a pirate?

― remy bean, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's 50 shades

Shade inflation's terrible, n'est-ce pas?

There must be...fifty shades to lose your virginity.

I think I was getting mixed up and conflating 50 Shades Freed with 40oz to Freedom

50 Shades of ambiguity

Just let out an "Ack!", Jack
Utter an "Oy!", Roy
Blurt out a "Yikes!", Mike
Then forcibly put your wang in her pooper

omg dying

Hall of Fame right there.

omg

bwaahaha

well, it's as good as anything Jong's ever written

woooooow :D

i get super annoyed by the "fantasy land = generic UK at some unspecified point in non-history" cliche
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer)

OTMFM. Just once I'd like a fantasy land where everyone speaks in thick Bronx accents

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ay, look at dem fuckin dragons

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wintuh's comin'

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Yondah lies the castle of my faddah..."

"Kiss ya motha with that mouth? Oh wait, nevermind"

would read

xxp "It's perfectly feasible to ride on a horse from Dover to Sherwood in less than half a day, old bean!"

i seem to remember they did that in Kings...

i wish baz lurhmann nothing but ill

like his-children's-children-will-also-be-cursed ill

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:22 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are no third acts in baz lurhmann films

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:25 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great going, gatsby

― buzza, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:27 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so we beat them, Baz Lurhmann's children, borne back ceaselessly into nothingness

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:35 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

I left halfway through Rushmore back in 1998, but thought the badger movie was pretty fun.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is, the perfect post

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha ha

if this turns out to be a "debunking" of scientology i'll eat my shoe

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well he already debunked porn, oil and frogs, it was just a matter of time before he found the next target of his michael moore-style takedowns

― some dude, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:39 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, funny to read a funny follow-up to one of my posts here before i see it in the OT

ps megalolz at someone voting in a genre he explicitly doesn't care for dismissing one of the genre's acknowledged classics as "a silly little horror film."

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly horror films. But I look around me and see that it isn't so.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:12 PM (5 minutes ago)

/I think I've told this story before but my college roommate has a super obsessive mother who rented Eraserhead one weekend and made the entire family watch it 10 times in quick succession. She also painted Disintegration-inspired murals all over their bathroom after my roommate brought home copies of my Cure albums.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:24 PM (22 minutes ago)/

one question, were you roommates with buff or max?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III)
Posted: May 23, 2012 2:53:35 PM

i just got an email from sarah jessica parker!!!

― goole, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:00 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you selling oats?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:42 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

ha!

lol

An ex co-worker was really into SJP, to the point of having her picture as his desktop wallpaper on his work computer. One day he was like "So, what do you think about SJP? Don't you think she's hot?" and I was "no way, she looks like a horse!"

I still don't believe I had this IRL conversation, but it happened:

I was talking to a girl I didn't know about "Friends". Basically, that I thought it cool that this comedy series was such a big hit even though all of the main people in it were basically unsympathetic characters really.
At which point she said "You know, a lot of my friends say I'm like Rachael. What do you think?"
I said "um, .. yeah I can see that!"

ah wrong thread..

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a horse's.

HILARIOUS

A novel and witty observation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Sarah Jessica Parker, why the long face?"

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I heard they ran the Preakness last weekend. Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker did not win the race.

"No, I don't think you understand. Sarah Jessica Parker is the famous actress married to Matthew Broderick and her face looks like that of a horse's."

[citation needed]

oh wow somebody's making a SJP looks like a horse joke on the Internet and it's not Ric Delgado? what a crazy unexpected twist!~

Her favorite movie is the Black Stallion. Her least favorite movie is The Godfather.

Her face has a long jawline that causes observers to make the comparison between her and a horse.

No no, Sarah Jessica Parker is the name of my horse.

i have a bad chest cos too many cigs last night and pp is causing me pain from the laughs

http://chzfandom.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/not-a-costume-sjp-horse.jpg?w=500

ouch

the haters will keep hating til they're horse in the face

It's time the stable doors were closed on this joke.

she looks more like a tiny ent than a horse imo

why didnt sarah jessica parker like the french restaurant?

it had no horse-d'oeuvres (horses are a type of quadroped served in french restaurants)

I don't really think she looks like a horse, I think she looks more like a man, who looks like a horse.

xp lol

The men who stare at oats

Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?
A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

fetlock thread

Not to be all Cap'n Save-A-SJP, but this jokefest is pretty gross, imo.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

Horses for courses means that what is suitable for one person or situation might be unsuitable for another.

The problem is that Sarah Jessica Parker has been in too many awful movies lately. She should learn to say "nay" to some of these roles.

Unbookmarking until this thread gets funny again.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

this killed me

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3W2QG6HEt0

you guys are a bunch of neighsayers

don't think there was any need to get whinny about it

now now, let's not get in a lather

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69258/1225147996/HorsePlay.gif

continue in this vein and you'll only stirrup trouble

This horse left the barn a long time ago.

I was going to quit this race, but you all spurred me on.

http://clubcreatingkeepsakes.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles.tip-of-the-week/A_2B00_-step-1-by-Maggie-Holmes.Sept.-08-CK.jpg_2D00_550x0.jpg

now you're saddled with the backlash

guys, I think you've all HORSE HORSE HORSE

(did I do that right?)

lol goole

you know you're all saddling ILX with a lot of terrible jokes itt

the mane thing is just to have fun, guys

curse you NV

It's the glue that holds us together.

HAY GUYS CUT IT OUT

No need to get all hoofy about it.

now you're really trotting out the classics

Thought I was tired of horse jokes, but then I decided that I'll Have Another.

puns are an ilx stable

these jokes are awfoal

This is all fun and games now, but would any of you tell these jokes to her face and risk getting kicked?

Especially if she's got P.M.S. (Pissy Mare Syndrome)

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of all the things we could be doing, this is worst cheval

Bet I can tell the exacta moment this thread got lost in the turn.

I had a feeling that if the horse jokes started you chaps would crop up eventually

these jokes are getting me downs.

i wouldn't put it pasture

must we ride this same old hobby horse

Yeah, this is starting to get a bit long in the tooth.

Sarah Jessica Parker goes shoe shopping, Act 1:
CLERK: "Excellent choice, Mrs. Parker. Shall I wrap them up or do you want me to just nail them to your feet now?"

holy shit you guys have beaten the fuck out of this horse

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would have excelsiored if this wasn't already the excelsior thread.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPv-kMF0MGo/TYf1CSowDBI/AAAAAAAAADM/i5whBN-G7M8/s1600/albert-einstein-1945.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

It's the glue that holds us together.

― pplains, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:04 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok this is where I finally lol'd

Haha, fucked that one up.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sarah+Jessica+Parker+Gala+Benefit+Ann+Robert+H-2YrkGkRXCl.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

she sure is a talented and rich actress

she's married to a murderer

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5ODYxMzk2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIwMzkxMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_.jpg

she once starred on a short lived sitcom called square pegs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE

it's possibly ok to point out that a celebrity looks like a horse is the name of my horse

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

Pictured with the mare of Chicago, xp

She's probably best known for her lead role in the HBO show Sex in the City, which spawned two popular movies.

One of which is Seabiscuit, amirite!

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

xp lol Hurting, well played

She is the executive producer of the Bravo reality show "Work of Art".

she was romantically involved with actor robert downey jr for several years- did not know

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

TO be honest I don't think she cared much about box office success, so long as she gets her carrot in the end.

thread should have been locked at "mare of chicago"

Perhaps a new thread with a title something like "You don't understand, EXCELSIOR is the name of my LOLs"

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

What have I wrought? One lame and tired jest has sired all this?

baaaahaha A+

Michael White, Michael White Michael White

first past the post

Wait, Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish?

S-JAP

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

ok, now you're *going there*

you shd stay away from jokes

you shd stay away from jokes

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this generally is the point at which we rebuild a new excelsior thread; somebody bring the lolz back home plz

it's too early to rebuild imo

yep

lol @ ilx poster "horseshoe" chiming in on a Sarah Jessica Parker discussion

back in my day, we'd ban anti-semites on sight. times have changed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAzwNrSeQSI

u may not be surprised to learn that we have a thread for this discussion: Is this anti-semitism?

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

Three non-Jews who have horse faces: John Elway, Jenny McCarthy, Crazy Horse. Have at it, some dude.

*has at it*

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

sentences I didn't expect to read today

Hey, look. A scene from Sarah Jessica Parker's bat mitzah:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3fb9jFY06t0/TXw2-VYEwEI/AAAAAAAAB1M/7q42UTeLqNc/Human+Horse.jpg

She was getting her picture taken on the mezzanine when this occurred. I don't know why they had a fake horse in that ballroom.

this thread is getting really fkn weird now

She's a well-known actress celebrated for her sexy looks who it's said looks like a horse. Also, she may be a Jew.

I was just making horse jokes bcz lol horse joeks and now ;_;

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http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1083539.1337869697%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg
*shakes head disapprovingly*

horse_ejoeks

man steven tyler does not photographs well anymore, even when sat next to redrum. xpost.

seriously, shut it down

jah lock thread
shout down horse babylon downpressor man

*shakes head disapprovingly*

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu),

*tosses mane, snorts*

shout down horse babylon downpressor man

looool

hey horseshoe, Vegemite, some dude - feel free to click the red x on this thread after you've had your filly

http://i.imgur.com/mdvK6.gif

Itt celebrities who look like frogs

hey now, this isn't the thread for gallops (gallant opinions)

galops (british spelling)

frogbs, do you have any opinions about the packers' activity during this offseason?

they look like studs!

TS: The sum total of all 20th century American music vs. The sum total of all 20th century British music

Who is really better at KICKING ASS?

― Poliopolice, Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:04 PM (1 hour ago)

*names country not listed in OP*

*waits for people to kiss my ass*

― frogbs, Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:06 PM (1 hour ago)

^^wonder twin powers activate

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:54 PM (9 minutes ago)

hahahaha, A+

yeah, that's great

Which is everybody's favorite Alanis from the Ironic video? I think I'd rank mine:

2nd crazy Alanis (you are an extrovert and a little wild, probably very fun on a road trip)
Raver Alanis (you have braids and maybe...drugs?)
Ski Hat Alanis (you have a sweet hoopty, I guess)
1st crazy Alanis (you were an extra in Jacob's Ladder)

― how's life, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahahaha

maybe people who like XL just lack the intelligence that we have

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol LG

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

could be a genetic thing

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has this ever been investigated? i often think people who disagree with me are stupider.

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, May 25, 2012 9:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you people don't actually like real horror movies

I was going to vote for the one where the puppy made out of cancer vomits into a razerblade vagina that flies around and cuts the eyes out of children being raped by cadavers animated by cockroaches, but it got bumped off the list by Meshes of the Afternoon.

― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's abt coming to terms with aging parents iirc

― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was going to vote for the one where the puppy made out of cancer vomits into a razerblade vagina that flies around and cuts the eyes out of children being raped by cadavers animated by cockroaches,

this comes eerily close to describing the plot of Where the Dead Go to Die.

― silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honest question I hope someone can answer: when the US "sits down" to talk with Iran, or North Korea, or whomever, with the subject always being more or less one single issue - nuclear disarmament or at least allowing inspectors in - what are they actually doing? When I read a new story that says two days of talk with Iran have resulted in no progress, what does that mean? What have they been talking about? Does the US just say "please let in inspectors," and then the parties just sit around a table, quietly, until the session ends?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prostitute gangbang iirc

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iran/nk says 'what's it worth to you for us to stop refining fissile fuel? will you stop your embargo/unfreeze our assets? will you give us light water reactors? will you guarantee our territory from attack by anyone? we have seen what happens to sovereign states w/o nukes who disagree with you, btw.' etc

usa says 'what's it worth to you for us not to fuc u up? will you stop refining fissile fuel? will you respeck human rights? will you stop funding hezbollah/intl terrorism? will you stop talking about driving the israelis/south koreans into the sea?' etc

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, but that takes five minutes. What is there to actually talk about? Do they just take long breaks to type up elaborate counterproposals back and forth?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf you have to take a bunch of breaks to catch up on professional sports

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

envision it as an ilx thread about tipping

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also pretty much everything that happens in Aliens is just a slight re-do of what happened in Alien. Newt = the cat; "you bitch" = "you bitch"; etc

Speaking of Jonesy, that cat is a DAMN GOOD ACTOR.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:38 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat from alien vs. the dog from the thing

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, May 25, 2012 11:41 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The cat makes an appearance in the 8-bit video game of Alien too, you have to bag it before you escape.

― PSOD (Ste), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:52 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have to WHAT

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the last rappers i interviewed is mac miller who caught a body at 15 when someone crowd-surfed at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 25, 2012 2:06 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

What percentage of people who got the vinyl do you think will actually use the St. Vitus rolling papers?
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am the only one who wont
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This doesn't even need context, it's a thing of beauty all by itself.

I'm disappointing that you think my armchair psychology comes from a place of scorn, somedude
I thought we could discuss this like adults

― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Geir, you seriously need to stop saying "hitlists".

"Hitlists", in English, means, unless I am much mistaken, "people you want to kill". It does not, unless I am much mistaken, mean "songs that are hits". Just thought you might like to know. The word is "charts".

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There is really nothing I would love more than to take a year and talk to juggalos. The unity and sense of something bigger than themselves based on a MUSICAL GROUP is really inspiring to me

― fuck plies IMO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you worry it will be read by those that would mock juggalos just make it so humorlessly earnest that readers laugh at you instead of the juggalos

― da croupier, Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I sat on a bench that was a men in black 3 bench and when I realized what I was doing (sitting) I stood up and walked away

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I missed my bus but on my way towards my destination I passed a movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought a ticket for a movie and walked into the movie theater, alone, something I haven't done in quite a while

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(will smith star of men in black 3)

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pissing in a movie theater urinal, it struck me that I was going to watch a movie

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked down into the urinal it was a men in black 3 urinal, it was happening again, again

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even buy popcorn, I just stopped what I was doing (pissing) and walked right out of the movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked up at the sky, it was night time, the stars were out

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked closer at the sky, it was a men in black 3 sky

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IN BLmenACK

― bnw, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was gripped by a sudden feeling of panic, was there anywhere I could escape the feeling of men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, May 27, 2012 3:25 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

answer: no, the title is "men in black 3"

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I ran home, under the sky, past the movie theater, past the bench, past all vestiges of men in black 3, and opened up my computer upon sitting in a chair in the middle of my apartment

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have been posting ever since

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see, men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm trying to rap that in my head, as if it was the Will Smith-style theme song for M3n Iin Blthreeack.

when i go to see men in black 3, i want to eat a sour patch kids. do they have sour patch kids in black to tie in to my moviegoing experience? sour patch tommy lee jones and sour patch will smith in black??!?!?

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, May 28, 2012 4:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ian, Columbia Pictures regrets there is no movie candy tie-in of any kind with men in black 3. if you desire such an experience with your Sour Patch Kids, I would recommend sucking the Sour part first and calling this the Thomas Jones flavor, then when the Patch Kids part is left, you've got yourself a sweet William Smith treat.

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Monday, May 28, 2012 4:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Against Me Isn't The Only Band With A Lead Singer Who's Changing Names And Getting Rid Of Ween

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my brother once suggested to me that we create and maintain wikipedia entries about each other, and i looked at him like he'd just said "hey let's cut our thumbs off and drink sewage."

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:23 PM (13 minutes ago)

What, out of your thumb holes?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:26 PM (11 minutes ago)

[citation needed]

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:28 PM (9 minutes ago)

had another job, later,involving sewing dead butts closed

you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son

―wolf kabob (ENBB),Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:50 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds

―jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu),Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know a professor who tells a funny story about moby dick.

the story is she knew (of) a guy who graduated with an engineering degree, managed to get through hs and college w/o really reading a novel, or shakespeare or much of anything. he didn't read. he thought maybe he should give a classic a shot, and someone recommended moby dick. so he gives it a good effort, reads it, finds it interesting, that's that.

this must have been the 90s; the story is months later there was an episode of the animaniacs cartoon on (maybe the guy had kids, idk) and one of the characters is on the phone, yells "call me, ishmael!" and slams the phone down.

and the guy just falls out laughing. because it's a joke that he gets. but then, laughter subsides, and he's crestfallen, and says something like, "oh my god. is everything like this?"

― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:38 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

Double-bladed sword that one. "Moby-Dick helps engineering student understand Animaniacs joke" isn't the best advert for readin' books

that story is amazing

okay that's fantastic

snooty booty teeny weeny yellow soccer finereeny

― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha OTM, I was literally just typing that out

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I imagine Moby Dick guy approaching things like MST3K and Community with a combined attraction and loathing.

I approach MST3K and Community with attraction and loathing, respectively.

Well, yes.

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

sure am glad you felt the need to call me out by name, hope you get all the lols and excelsiors you deserve (eat shit)

― frogbs, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(eat shit)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(eat shit)

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:24 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

callin a frogbs out by name when shit gets eated

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:25 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/will-wall-street-ever-face-justice.html?_r=1

― curmudgeon, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/no.html?_r=1

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/otm.html?_r=1

― brownie, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha I'd forgotten about that

you really havent lived until youve seen a bunch of portly children with backpacks full of piers anthony xanth novels attempt to negotiate a ropes course
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012

by the last few days it was pretty much like Lord of the Flies but everyone is Piggy and the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012

it's funny because it's my life

great excelsiors today

"oh my god. is everything like this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Are you serious, forks.

it was the first thing that came to mind!

ha, just checking to see if you were straight-up posting that video in the excelsior thread.

oh, no! it's a call back to the moby dick guy

call me ishmeme.

re: goole

idgi

i keep waiting for all the old people to die, but they keep making new ones!

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha!

"i've finally gotten the sound of johnny cash's death rattle to a level where iTunes users will feel like they are actually johnny's uvula and are shuffling off this mortal coil with the man in black", said the delusional man in white.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:28 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol what thread is that from?

"Mastered for iTunes"

why is it that every (white) woman in the American entertainment industry has dated one of these guys:

Adam Levine
John Mayer
Wilmer Valderama

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:01 AM (1 hour ago)

only 3 straight guys in Hollywood

― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:04 AM (1 hour ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name before I remember that he's male

― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:29 AM (58 minutes ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name attached to the name of someone else who is voluntarily having sex with him

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:45 AM (42 minutes ago)

if i wasn't in an office right now i'd post the naked adam levine pictures

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

just so you can all suffer like i have suffered obv

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

"They killed his family. Now he's going to run them over."

Unfortunate pronoun usage.

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, June 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

ha!

ha ha haha hahahaha ha ha haha.

^ 77, dude…

didn't realize, don't think it's incriminating, will kill it tho

ffs

(I didn't think it was incriminating either I just had the impression there was a Rule about such things and wanted to bring it to yr attention)

so we're not all laughing at DJP's excelsior?

We are! Forks left my ^ in. It points to an invisible ghost now.

oh cool now this thread is about authenticity

― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't even get DJP's excelsior

he's going to run over his dead family

ohhhh

good stuff

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563

"It was hell, I can't walk!" Man found sobbing in street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac

The victim reportedly told police: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out and I cannot go on!”

Incredibly, when police arrived at the apartment, the woman even tried to tempt them into her bedroom.

this is no laughing matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHNHeNm8YQ

such a badass film

In February, the day after 38 Studios released its first game, Schilling posted 3,200 gold coins — worth roughly $5 million at current prices — as collateral for a loan from Bank Rhode Island in Providence, according to financing statements filed in Massachusetts.

oh my god.

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Sunday, June 3, 2012 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's not that impressive, he had a cheat code on so he wouldnt sustain damage and lose the coins

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, June 3, 2012 2:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the conductor on my quiet ride train last friday, shouting at the top of her lungs at a co-worker: "I'ma have a good weekend! I got that 50 Shades of Grey. I'ma take me a bath and read the shit outta that! They tell me it's like Twilight!"

― Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Monday, June 4, 2012 9:42 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That makes 50 Shades of Grey sound like a street name for bath salts.

menerrrca posted a memory comment to "Wicked Games" by Chris Isaak.

My friend was the girl in the Wicked Game video. She got a rash all over her body where ever Chris Isaak touched her, I asked her why she said the only thing she was alergic to were snakes!!! He was weird when they were offset he made her chew bay leaves and read verses from the DARK BIBLE said she was going to hell for showing a$$crack. 100 degrees on the beach he was the only one without a sunburn, not even a tan! She has a pace maker now and doesnt work out :(

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:20 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Batman Returns, and the Dark Knight are all better than their predecessors

these are interesting cases. both of the batman sequels are longer, more ambitious and much more interesting than their predecessors. otoh, they're both a bit shapeless, narratively. i do like them better than what they followed, though they're both messes with GREAT detailing.

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 1:59 PM (1 minute ago)

oh cool this thread turned into a kevin smith script

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 2:00 PM (1 minute ago)

haha I was just coming here with that

paste the entire Arcade Fire thread

*ahem* please do not do that secrete 77 shit

like Arcade Fire secreted on your -- oh.

siren.gif

"to lionize" = to treat as a celebrity or cause for celebrity.
it's even the wrong word - it should really only be used to talk about people, not things. whatever, figurative usage.
are you lionizing, or attempting to lionize this album?
if yes, then you can take umbrage at my scoffing at your motives for lionization, but i didn't suggest how or why you were listening to it.
if no, then the criticism should not concern you.
if you're really dying to get that last nail into the cross, then go for it.
why do people lionize, or feel the desire to lionize anything?
releasing audio noodling on commodifiable formats is hardly classifiable as philanthropy, now, is it?
ffs, you guys are as bad as michael jackson fans.

― iglu ferrignu, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 6:30 AM (8 minutes ago)

Are there two people with control of your ilx account?

― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 6:33 AM (6 minutes ago)

Star Trek Mirror Universe LJ?

Haha perhaps.

iglu ferrignu = olde tyme ilm poster bob snoom

once a year or so i wonder about the 77 thing when people bring it up and then i forget about it again. you guys better not be saying mean stuff about me on there or the devil will get you when you are sleeping.

mods add scott to 77 plz

we are not allowed to say mean stuff about you! it's in the 77 charter.

you specifically. everyone else is fair game tbh

iglu ferrignu = olde tyme ilm poster bob snoom

― geezargh butlargh (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah??? he asked me once about getting a bob bannister record, and i was gona tape it but never did, and now i find out bob has copies, so uh, if you still want that record from like 6 years ago, mr. snoom....

How's their live show nowadays? I am considering seeing them in Milwaukee but I'm not really sure what to expect or if it's even something I can enjoy. I feel like it's going to be the aural equivilent of banging my head against the wall but I kinda want to do it anyway.

― frogbs, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 7:55 AM (2 hours ago)

you seemed to get on okay w/the internet equivalent of banging your head against a wall so

― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 9:48 AM (7 minutes ago)

it's like dylannn said, don't criticize what you can't understand, my pumpstas and bitches are beyond your command

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 12:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

walmart - an amazing assortment of people from all levels of sobriety

― the late great, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 8:25 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kudos

"Why do Asians like myself care so much about their food culture? It’s all we have to be proud of in this country!"

oh please. tell it to yo-yo ma. tell it to yoko ono. tell it to sonny bono! that guy is wickety wack.

― scott seward, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 11:09 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is by some distance my least favourite pre-wish cure album. and dressing up is my favourite of the 3 songs i like on it. so, in conclusion, i disagree.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, June 7, 2012 7:58 AM (21 minutes ago)

^ This guy knows what's up.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, June 7, 2012 7:59 AM (20 minutes ago)

bah why don't you marry him, then

― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Thursday, June 7, 2012 8:00 AM (19 minutes ago)

hahaha

since when is "australian" a race

it's pretty much a race to the bottom down there with the exception of yahoo serious

― dell (del), Thursday, June 7, 2012 4:59 PM (12 minutes ago)

hdu excelsior that >:(

there is nothing left to do but invent entirely new foods, foods incomprehensible to human perception, foods whose very flavors come at the cost of sanity

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:22 AM (5 hours ago

At The Mushrooms of Madness

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:23 AM (5 hours ago)

heh i obviously set up my own joke there but thanks anyways

Slow day.

--

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 2:45 PM (55 minutes ago)

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 2:52 PM (48 minutes ago)

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 3:23 PM (17 minutes ago)

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 3:26 PM (14 minutes ago)

pissssss

so hot in here

fuck ppl from the south

― Mordy, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:21 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ generally good advice, we're considerate lovers & cook good breakfasts

― decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:29 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I see bitches bend to left and right
Across the lines of straighter darker trees,
I like to think some boy's been swinging them.

― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, June 11, 2012 9:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OMG that Stan post is awesome.

listen man, you don't even know. survivor has so much more to them. i'm in taco bell wearing a survivor shirt and some dude comes up to me and he'll be like, dude, survivor! i fuckin love eye of the tiger. and i am like, get the fuck out man, you don't even know. man i hate that song.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 22:40 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Graduation celebrations should go beyond formal education.

Graduating from weed to hard drugs? Have a scroll and a hat. You can roll the scroll tighter and use it to snort shit off the flat part of the hat.

― Je55e, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 4:35 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

http://campbell.k12.va.us/lres/icons/Smileys/Smiley%20sunglasses.gif

SO GET READY TO HEAR THIS SHIT ALL SUMMER LONG

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:14 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ON TUMBLR

― based grandpa (noz), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:53 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From generally amusing Smashing Pumpkins thread:

Does Billy Corgan not realise that if Jonny Greenwood ducks and he accidentally pees on Phil Selway instead, he'll have to endure years of Splashing Drumskins taunts?

― Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 10:13 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The whole steamer thing -- did that come from Cleveland whites or Cleveland blacks?

― pplains, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 12:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cleveland browns iirc

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 12:44 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

The Pride of Hull taking on that one. Guess we know who we should send to Wembley next season.

as someone with dodgy plumbing, these overflowing bath stories are making me alarmed

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone with A HOUSE WHICH HAS dodgy plumbing

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's too late for disclaimers james james morrison morrison weatherby george pants pee

― estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooool

since you're the expert, should I start making picks based on whether the word "cartel" is in the horse's name?

It works when you see a greyhound from Kenosha.

― pplains, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^pp has just obliterated me lately.

loving that estela/milne post!

seem to remember a huge amount of the first run of Farm were mastered incorrectly so i guess there are a ton of bad copies out there still