YOU'RE PAYING JORDAN STAAL $10,344.83 (US) PER POINT: THE NHL 2012-2013 THREAD (INCLUDING LOCKOUT TALK, STANLEY CUP CHAMPION LOS ANGELES KINGS HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

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― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

the rumors I'm seeing about either Luongo or Brodeur coming to Chicago are generating the most hilariously hateful comments from Hawkfans I know

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, July 1, 2012 1:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brodeur in Chicago is some 80's Edmonton Grant Fuhr "do your best, we're going thataway" hilarity.

Luongo be all like:

http://www.gifsoup.com/view5/1924968/denis-lemieux-o.gif

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago)

habs just gave $1m to colby armstrong?

wut

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago)

1year/1m dounds fine to me honestly I have no idea who's on MTL at this point. Maybe he's like a special asst to the GM or player manager or something idgaf.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago)

oh, it's not that much, it's just that he's played 79 games in the last two seasons and scored nine goals. probably could have been had for half that on a two-way deal

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago)

SCOTT GOMEZ GP: 38 G: 2 A: 9 P: 11 +/-: -9

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago)

parise backup plan p.a. parenteau to the avs for $16m/4y

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago)

so Parise gets 10/10 right? it's like the default max-contract

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago)

i imagine that's what minnesota, at least, will offer him. more attractive teams, however, might conceivably get away with offering him less.

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

like the brooklyn nets

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago)

by signing with the rangers, arron asham has completed atlantic division bingo by playing for all five teams in just eight years

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago)

is he still suspended from p-offs?

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago)

Marty stays in NJ; 2/9M

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago)

if someone is giving jiri hudler $8m/year, i have no idea what it will take to sign parise

― mookieproof, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago)

oh nm, tsn had it as 16/2 rather than the actual 16/4, which makes sense.

― mookieproof, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago)

fuck

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

I liked hudler

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)

although I guess this means he now makes more per year than johan franzen, which is a little o_O

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago)

there should be a reality show dedicated to jaromir jagr in dallas

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago)

woah minny

― High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago)

WHOA indeed
bummed for detroit

― from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago)

I'm just glad they didn't end up in Pittsburgh or Chicago.

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago)

or detroit

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago)

Not going that far

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago)

Bummed for DETROIT?? What the he'll does Detroit have to do with it?

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)

Hell.

This fucking ipad

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)

I'm a wings fan, wanted to get parise

― from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago)

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago)

NHL GMs are the most functionally retarded people on earth.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 July 2012 06:04 (twelve years ago)

I'm a wings fan, wanted to get parise

― from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Wednesday, July 4, 2012 7:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Detroit is totally irrelevant in this. The guy probably didnt want to wear those red footie pajama uniforms

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 July 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago)

every club except the Wild is irrelevant in this now tbh though I'm sure that for these professional athletes uniform design is of primary concern

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 5 July 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago)

it is if it's the worst uniform in pro sports.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 July 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago)

I... don't think that's true...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago)

ppl here in MN are going nuts

is this move that big of a deal? it's not like miami heat level is it?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)

it's not miami heat level, but they *were* the two best free agents available this year, and parise's from minnesota, and it's no doubt the best thing to happen to the team since it started up.

― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)

if i'm ken holland, i think i sign alex semin with the caveat that whenever he fucks up/acts lackadaisical, datsyuk gets to spear him in the groin

― mookieproof, Friday, 6 July 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago)

^basically. also, like, this it totally not a Heat thing why because the NHL is not a superstar league no matter what bettman et al will have you believe

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago)

like, there is no other sport where there is the cult of the average player. When Ian LaPerriere was in LA he was BELOVED but he was only good for, like 5/15/150PMs a year.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago)

also everyone in the league is one bad hit away from getting finished at this point which is why these contracts make no sense.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:42 (twelve years ago)

Also, the playoffs are a crapshoot, and it doesnt matter who has the top superstar: it's all about the hot goalie. Also when 15-17 guys are rotating in and out a minute at a time, it kind of minimizes the effect of the "superstar".

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 6 July 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago)

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicagoblackhawks/post/_/id/4671285/luongo-not-ruling-out-blackhawks

"Luongo was asked if he could handle hearing “Chelsea Dagger” -- the song the Hawks play when they score a goal -- as a member of the home team.

"I like that song,” Luongo said. “It's catchy. I heard it seven times in one game."

Luongo was referring to Game 4 of the 2010 Western Conference semifinals which the Hawks won 7-4, just one of several games in recent years in which the Hawks put up a flurry of goals against him. "

Luongo's humor does not inspire confidence.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 July 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago)

would lol SO MUCH if that happened

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago)

yo Bill I'm late here but this

it is if it's the worst uniform in pro sports.

is bullshit & you know it & you need to check your Wings-hate long enough to not make ridiculous claims like this. It's not even the worse uniform in hockey. You legit think the Coyotes uni isn't worse than the Wings one? Then you need to remove yr head from yr ass in order to see clearly. The Blue Jackets too man. The Ducks. In other sports there are at least twenty teams w/worse unis than the Red Wings. As a Raiders fan I hate every other team in the AFC West at least as much as you hate the Wings but you won't hear me claiming that the...ok bad example all those other teams in the AFC West look like fuckin clowns, lol at those assholes, Raider Nation baby, JUST WIN, fuck yes

― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago)

p sure he was talking about the wild unis

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago)

I stand by my support of the Raiders

― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago)

nah he was talking about the wings iirc

― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)

if that's the case it's just another profoundly dumb thing that BM has said. Why can't Morbs like hockey his trolling would be more fun

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago)

idk hating a team so much that you'll actually publicly claim one of the more iconic unis is "the worst uni in professional sports" is p. good, it got a rise out of me & as everybody knows I'm notoriously hard to rile

― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago)

I have no beef w the red wings but have always hated those red-on-red outfits. Too much red!!

― tobo73, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago)

it's no habs or leafs, but it's solid and the logo is a+. original six teams aren't supposed to look like the fucking marlins

― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago)

― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, July 8, 2012 11:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a lousy uniform. Sorry chief. Maybe you sleep in red footie pajamas too.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 9 July 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago)

only a truly base, fundamental hatred of the wings can fuel this vein of graphic design critique

personally idgi when there are atrocities like this in the league

http://aeryssports.com/kitchen-sink/files/2011/07/Nashville-Predators-Uniform-.gif

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 9 July 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nhluniforms.com/Lightning/Images/Lightning16.png

Your team is not called "Bolts"

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 July 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago)

Nevermind that there are Orig 6 teams w/ 3rd/alt jerseys I mean whyhwyhwy

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 July 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nhluniforms.com/Ducks/Images/Ducks05.png

That's not a D, it's a tribute to the military industrial complex and the N-1M

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_N-1M

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 July 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Nevermind that there are Orig 6 teams w/ 3rd/alt jerseys I mean whyhwyhwy

http://www.nf1jerseys00001.com/images/pic/20095289454488735.jpg

srsly

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)

that is worse than hitler

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago)

Yeah srsly Bill, wtf?

Is it just the red you hate so much? (Can't be - Devils are the second-reddest team itl.) Whaddya thing of the Wings' away uniform?

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)

sometimes red reminds bill of rugged god-fearing north americans from the prairies, the red of torn knuckles and goal posts and blood bouncing on ice.

other times red reminds bill of commie fag europeans who would rather pass the puck than fight. this is one of those times.

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 July 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago)

damn those commies with their multimillion dollar salaries, they're laughing at all of us!

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago)

Whaddya thing of the Wings' away uniform?

^it certainly beats the Lighting uni posted above.

sometimes red reminds bill of rugged god-fearing north americans from the prairies, the red of torn knuckles and goal posts and blood bouncing on ice.

other times red reminds bill of commie fag europeans who would rather pass the puck than fight. this is one of those times.

― mookieproof, Monday, July 9, 2012 2:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is actually somewhat witty. not necessarily consistent with my philosophy, but a decent effort.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago)

on cam janssen

― mookieproof, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago)

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Thanks for posting an article on the most irrelevant member of the Eastern Conference Champions. Youve convinced me, Devils suck and the Red Wings rule. Because Cam Janssen is on the team.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago)

Eastern Conference Champions

lol

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago)

right up their with the President's Trophy Champions amirite

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago)

*there

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago)

irrelevant is the point. the devils won the 'eastern conference championship' (hope you have a t-shirt for that btw) without dressing the guy once in the playoffs.

― mookieproof, Friday, 13 July 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago)

yeah yeah first offer for the new CBA but the owners are basically asking for the reserve clause.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 July 2012 06:44 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WCKMy.jpg

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago)

nice

― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago)

strong burn

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago)

i have a smart mouth but I would not get into trash talking match w/ pro athletes fwiw

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago)

<3 conan but lol

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago)

irrelevant is the point. the devils won the 'eastern conference championship' (hope you have a t-shirt for that btw) without dressing the guy once in the playoffs.

― mookieproof, Friday, July 13, 2012 7:23 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do actually. You see they were actually playing hockey at the same time the Red Wings were playing golf, or whatever the golf equivalent is in Russia, or Estonia or wherever those pajama wearing pussies come from.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago)

currently no russians or estonians on the wings roster fyi

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago)

devils currently w/ 3 players born in the soviet union so maybe ask them what they do in the offseason instead of golf (if they're not too busy polishing their eastern conference championship rings)

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago)

"or wherever those pajama wearing pussies come from"

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago)

does that include places like Czechloslovakia, Sweden, and West Germany, where Devils players come from?

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago)

yeah, and wherever kris draper came from as well

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago)

kris draper and his surgically reconstructed face

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago)

...with more stanley cups than the entire colorado rockies franchise

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago)

http://torchlakeviews.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/d-banners-everywhere.jpg

― duobting tuomas (m bison), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ehv4xepJw

No banner got hung up in Detroit after this particular series

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago)

Great look wearing your helment that way, Kozlov!

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)

so what you're saying is it doesn't matter what uniform, player, nationality, or championship is under discussion, you're just obsessed with hating the Detroit Red Wings

you're originally from Chicago, right?

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago)

No actually i was born in West Germany.

But i grew up in Chicago after my father got out of the Army. Which fostered a Red Wings hatred from an early age.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago)

it shows!

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago)

It's nothing personal. I'm sure we all have a team we loathe.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago)

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2012/7/19/3169390/shea-weber-offer-sheet-philadelphia-flyers-nashville-predators

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago)

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago)

and here i thought we'd all ~~colluded~~ agreed not to poach restricted free agents

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 July 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago)

helps 4 everyone:

http://deadspin.com/5927347/shea-webers-massive-flyers-offer-sheet-is-a-cba+beating-masterpiece

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago)

so does nashville have to match the exact terms of philly's contract offer? or just the total compensation?

i've always been surprised by teams' reticence to do this -- lundqvist could have been had a few years ago and i'm not sure how the rangers could have matched with gomez/drury and/or redden on the payroll.

even now i'd be willing to take evander kane off winnipeg's hands for a handful of draft picks

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago)

exact terms

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

gotta take the picks if you're poile, then, i would think

i guess losing two defensemen isn't exactly blowing up your team -- they still have a good goalie and ugly sweaters -- but it's too bad. i'm sure their coach/homunculus will find a way.

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago)

Yeah the whole frontloaded bonus thing is p brilliant

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago)

Ilya Bryzgalov is still your goaltender. your 2012-2013...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago)

i didn't even know you could do straight-up ~~cash payments~~ bonuses like that in the nhl

was it weber or suter who put one through the twine?

though the contract sounds smoove and he's certainly an upgrade from the flyers' prongerless defense, i guess i'm still not sure about such a long contract -- even if he retires at 35 having made all the money. guy is a star but he's not a superstar.

tbf i hate the flyers and am looking for any bright side, tho

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)

"tbf i hate the flyers and am looking for any bright side, tho"

Ilya Bryzgalov is still your goaltender. your 2012-2013...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, July 19, 2012 8:31 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago)

true, but didn't help me (enough) this year

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago)

Well Andre-Fleury was your goaltender...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 July 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago)

lol the preds matched

i mean, i'm glad, but jeez

saw a dude (in nyc) wearing a dubinsky rangers sweater today, rip

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago)

semin to carolina for one year/$7m

― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago)

overpay but 1 year is hard to complain about in a land of 100 year indentured contracts

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

great move for carolina imo -- especially with the kind of money being thrown at other, crappier ppl.

all coaches are sutters (a good portion of them literally) who think all players have to play like sutters. there's a role for a guy as talented as semin as long as you don't demand he be something he isn't.

i'd certainly have given him that for a year as a penguin, but he's not a bylsma player.

― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago)

doc emrick is doing the water polo coverage for nbc!

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago)

canes fans are talkin like this move is totally ultimate but idk

― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/11/2012/08/henrik.jpg

How did you spend your lockout?

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago)

seriously fuck this league and owners so much if they do this BS again

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)

I just got a new MTU Huskies sweater, I will go back to following college hockey if I have to

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago)

pretty impressive that nhl owners can sign sidney crosby and zach parise and shea weber and ryan suter to decade-long $100m contracts two months before locking them out for lack of money

last time bettman explicitly said that the new cba would allow owners to cut ticket prices, which was a necessity in these tough times. needless to say, they're up 40% since then

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago)

heard a rumor that the dodgers made a waiver claim on scott gomez

― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ubwkRWfA1qe1x8qo1_500.jpg

caps fans, summed up in one photo

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago)

Last night, news broke that the Montreal Canadiens might be in violation of the Quebec provincial labour board and that their players might legally not be allowed to be locked out next weekend. Today, defenseman Josh Gorges said that if the players win in this dispute, Canadiens players will be paid while the rest of the League is locked out.

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago)

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=404989

loooooooong article on the lockout that sorta proves there are no winners, I'm still working my way through it

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago)

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/doomsday-clock.jpg

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago)

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/0114_doomsday_clock_newreading_full_600.jpg

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago)

https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_maezfnQOoR1qe1x8qo1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago)

Team owners = pieces of shit

imo

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Sunday, 16 September 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago)

Elliotte Friedman ‏@FriedgeHNIC
$200 million worth of contracts signed in last 48 hours.

― Andy K, Sunday, 16 September 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Kontinental Hockey League has reached an agreement with the US sports TV channel ESPN to broadcast games in the 2012/2013 KHL Championship. The games will be shown on the ESPN3 channel in the United States, Territories of the United States, and also in Great Britain....
During the first decade of October, the channel will broadcast five KHL games. The planned schedule includes:
Dynamo Moscow vs Ak Bars on Oct. 3rd;
Lev vs SKA on Oct. 6th;
Slovan vs Dynamo Moscow on Oct. 7th;
CSKA vs SKA on Oct. 8th;
Lev vs Dynamo Moscow on Oct. 9th.

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

Is this NHL Schadenfreude wrt ESPN? I might be using Schadenfreude wrong in this instance but I feel like there's a german word for this...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago)

eh, it's just a web stream

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago)

but like, NHL couldn't PAY ESPN to take a contract on a season and now... all this...

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago)

ESPN fuckin 3, the bane of people who like some outlying sports stuff and want to watch it on fucking TV

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago)

I actually kind of like espn3, my computer monitor has a better picture than my tv anyway.

Might try to remember to watch Datsyuk play, he's with CSKA now iirc.

― DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/brett-hull-halloween-pumpkin-trolling-buffalo-sabres-fans-012319384--nhl.html

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago)

Hey, all you guys prefer the Euro-style hockey anyway, so you should be enjoying this.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago)

1.5/10 on the troll scale

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago)

didn't he do this already?

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago)

btw been watching college hockey online, school I grew up watching & graduated from tore up minnesota last friday including this kid's awesome goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWY8iZTtwHQ

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago)

BREAKING: ISLANDERS TO BROOKLYN

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago)

i thought the barclays center could only hold like 14k for hockey? weirdness.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago)

also it's gonna be a hellish two seasons out in nassau til the lease runs out

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago)

maybe everyone will be cool since brooklyn is on long island lol

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/sports/2012/06/barclays-centers-funky-hockey-configuration.html

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago)

it's so infuriating that barclays wasn't built for ice.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago)

ya seems like kinda a stupid plan

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago)

it was so obvious the islanders were going to move there

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago)

reminds me of the last generation of mls stadiums

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago)

i thought the barclays center could only hold like 14k for hockey? weirdness.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:47 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When's the last time they got this many people

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago)

according to wiki it holds 14,500 for hockey, making it easily the smallest building in the league.

oh, being in nassau county was never a great idea, but it's also hard to separate their attendance problems from the fact that they've played in four playoff series in the last 20 years and lost them all.

playing in a half-assed building with no seats at one end doesn't seem as promising as playing in hartford or quebec or seattle or toronto, that's all. i wouldn't recommend kansas city, but they already have an arena and would probably give the league a great deal.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nhl/files/2012/10/BrooklynIslanderslogogogog-590x320.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago)

j/k, that's not real -- yet

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)

Winter Classic cancelled ;_;

― dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 2 November 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago)

at this point, I'm just gonna assume that the season is cancelled and maybe in the future I'm going to be pleasantly surprised when they announce that there's going to be a 15 game regular season + playoffs.

like most people, I only watch hockey in the playoffs anyway

― silverfish, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago)

15-game season would be super-intense

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 2 November 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago)

I would be v cool with a single table season where every club played each other once, home & away.

― dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 2 November 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

would also accept a 30 team world cup style tournament

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago)

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8570106/the-nhl-lockout-manchester-monarchs-ahl-hockey

~20 years ago at a raleigh ice caps game (echl, played in the dorton arena, home of the nc state fair) i spent a fair bit of time yelling at terry koharski about doughnuts

― mookieproof, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago)

I need hockey back. Badly. Really badly.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago)

I need to see Girardi, Nash and Kreider lay on the ice to create an invincile shot blocking triple wall after the Rangers spent a good 4 minutes in their own end.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/pass-fail-ahl-rockford-icehogs-mexican-fiesta-los-155933995--nhl.html

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.I_DPO_Dem97C6IvqsOCsw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/LosIceHogs_12.jpg

― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5958837/mike-keenan-the-nhls-last-great-asshole-coach

I don't know if I would call him the last asshole coach b/c I hate Ken Hitchcock a whole lot, but it's pretty otm otherwise.

― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago)

I like the hats on the numbers, nice touch.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago)

I love the Dave Manson shout out in that article, i loved him as a player.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago)

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8ktawtAF1qe1x8qo1_1280.gif

je me souviens

― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago)

http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2012/11/8/3616454/eric-lindros-hall-of-fame

Hofgtfo

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVeqzYgTELk

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago)

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/qz3Tfy.rlo1LVt8GNwsTEw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/cherryweirdstory.jpg

― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago)

There is a strange dichotomy in NHL ownership. The owners, whether as companies or individuals, are extremely wealthy. Yet many teams reportedly lose money every year, and with few exceptions even the profitable clubs don’t make that much money. Why would phenomenally successful men sink money into a black hole like that? Is it simply a case of viewing hockey teams as luxuries where they can afford to bleed red a little?
While non-financial considerations undoubtedly come into play, the simplest explanation is that the financial picture for various NHL teams is a lot healthier than it is typically reported to be.

http://blogs.edmontonjournal.com/2012/11/16/nhl-lockout-why-do-billionaires-keep-buying-teams-that-lose-money/

Some shell game shit going on here imo.

― dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago)

bill simmons takes time out of his busy schedule of nba/pr0n/80s movies-watching to shit on gary bettman. he narrowly avoids saying 'can we make this happen?'

sounds like the hardline clubs are those in non-hockey markets like nashville/tampa/columbus that need extra concessions from the players to survive. philly daily news reported that flyers owner ed snider is getting fed up and wants to play, although the league has denied any dissension in the ranks.

also:
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/602370_10151251831974826_1249691292_n.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f35_1329274782

Canadians playing outdoor hockey on a frozen lake. Kind of freaky but cool. How they even see the puck coming I have no idea.

― dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago)

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- A Detroit Red Wings prospect faces charges under Michigan's tough "super drunk" designation following a traffic stop during which police discovered him clad in a Teletubby costume.

According to a Grand Rapids police report obtained by MLive.com, Riley Sheahan twice registered a blood alcohol level of .30 percent when tested in jail after his arrest on Oct. 29.

Police say the 20-year-old Grand Rapids Griffins center from St. Catharines, Ontario, was wearing the costume of a purple Teletubby known as Tinky Winky during the stop.

i hope there is a link to david petraeus here somewhere

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago)

He's no Kaner, that's for sure.

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago)

where should i move the coyotes when i win the powerball

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago)

Hamilton

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago)

fuck that, Saskatoon or bust

― bury my heart at wounded gucci store (m bison), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago)

i don't think i can resist le colisee

― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago)

http://blogs.edmontonjournal.com/2012/12/05/bettman-wants-a-deal-by-friday-nhl-insider-nick-kypreos-says

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago)

Bettman wants a lot of things

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago)

I wish clubs could be fan-owned.

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago)

welp

it won't happen, but they should give the cup to the ahl or memorial cup champion or something

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP24tFBZufs

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago)

man that was funny as hell to me and then I looked at the channel's other videos and o_0

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 10 December 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago)

also: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/50-worst-own-goals-hockey-puck-daddy-counts-220821511--nhl.html

steve smith was robbed

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago)

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8719418/commemorative-nhl-lockout-trading-cards-celebrating-everyone-got-us-mess

Katie Baker is becoming one of my favorite new hockey writers. Which is to say, my only new favorite hockey writer.

― dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago)

also recommended: ellen etchingham

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)

i think p much all of the best hockey writers are women, save the LA kings twitter dudez

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago)

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8732678/donald-fehr-nhl-lockout

otm

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/jamesfallows/assets_c/2012/12/uc-logo_620x350-thumb-500x282-108030.jpg

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/logos/nhl--colroc81.gif + http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Hartford_Whalers_Logo-79-92.svg/220px-Hartford_Whalers_Logo-79-92.svg.png

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago)

iiiiiinteresting, would definitely watch

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/if-theres-no-nhl-season-who-should-play-for-the-stanley-cup/article6581998/

― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6glbYisJ1qfhavso1_400.gif

merry christmas

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago)

aww

― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:02 (twelve years ago)

malcolm subban has been excellent in the juniors. i'm really jealous that the bruins have him.

― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Monday, 31 December 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouw-vfvOEc

this whole "spray the goalie in the face then backhand it in" thing is a pretty smart strategy when you think about it

― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/254638/group/homepage/

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

will probably figure out a way to watch the final, even though idk if they can handle russia

― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

: (

― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Thursday, 3 January 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

lockout over, tentatively

― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:26 (twelve years ago)

Does the agreement involve Bettman being ritually disemboweled?

― dansplaining (dan m), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/9bb88dc9aeed0036c4edc4080885d8ba/tumblr_mg7dd41xJO1r559eho1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)

JUST IN TIME FOR NFL PLAYOFFS GREAT WORK EVERYONE

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

Breaking news in Canada Leafs fire Burke

― sofatruck, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

now is a pretty curious time for the leafs to fire brian burke

never change, toronto

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

lol xp

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

btw the other night i dreamt that ozzie guillen was playing for the blackhawks. not surprisingly, he was a ruutu/burrows/marchand pest-type player

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

Would they have been able to fire Burke w/ the lockout going on?

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

he's management, not labo(u)r

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)

don cherry's six-part tweet on brian burke

if that is an intern, he/she is genius

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 03:28 (twelve years ago)

The Haiti tweets just prior are made headlines here, pretty sure its actually him.

― sofatruck, Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD_Q6_EIDlc

― mookieproof, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

this was good: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8831119/do-svidaniya-all-that

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 07:30 (twelve years ago)

happy 112th birthday to frank zamboni

― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/brent-burns-hilariously-terrifying-nhl-headshot-now-more-071245013--nhl.html

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Friday, 18 January 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

psyyyyyyched ^_______^

― bnw, Friday, 18 January 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6grz30Wua1qjfcryo1_1280.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

being neither an MTL nor Toronto fan & watching that MTL-TOR opener was like watching paint dry w/ a bunch of people who had never heard of wallpaper

― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

man the red wings got smoked on saturday

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

truly

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

Think it's gonna be one of those years, the losses of Holmstrom and Lidstrom mean some big leadership shoes to fill and I'm convinced that the weaker defense will only expose more of Howard's inherent shortcomings.

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, it's not going to be pretty.

― Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

tbf the blues are pretty damn good. the pietrangelo-to-oshie short-hander was a beautiful play

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

btw how bush league was it that the kings skated the cup at home before their opener on saturday? smh at u jimmy mod

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

Devils kicking all sorts of ass so far.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Won their first-ever Cup in a 48-game season, remember...

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

True

The game against the Flyers last night was playoff type atmosphere. this will be a fun season

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

i am enjoying the flyers' 0-3 start. and it's not even bryz's fault

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

I've been watching the shit out of the free center ice preview that has been going on, and I must say the Wild are looking much improved, even "good". I guess 3-figure-million worth of players will do that, though.

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

unless they're scott gomez, chris drury and wade redden

rick nash scares me tho

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

i am enjoying the flyers' 0-3 start. and it's not even bryz's fault

― mookieproof, Wednesday, January 23, 2013 4:23 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Flyers took some horrible penalties last night and it killed them.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

FIRE ADAM OATES

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

kings look baaaaaaaaaaad

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Speaking of Kings, this kid from the Oil is getting what seems like equal parts shit on and praised for his sliding celebration after scoring the tying goal against LA last night.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nail-yakupov-celebration-death-nhl-tedious-etiquette-162404115--nhl.html

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Friday, 25 January 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

the Hurricanes are terrible this is going to be a rough season just go ahead and give it to the Red Wings I guess

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 January 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

yakupov's a kid, he's excited, that's cool -- but jeez it was just a game-tying goal. save that stuff for a winner

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

the canes won 6-3 last night what are you talking about

― nose, Friday, 25 January 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

yakupov's a kid, he's excited, that's cool -- but jeez it was just a game-tying goal. save that stuff for a winner

or better yet when it means something, like the playoffs

xpost

― making plans for nyquil (outdoor_miner), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

well he's an oiler, i don't want him to have to wait several years

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

man winnipeg fans are loud as fuc; hope they have a team worth the noise some time

― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

the canes won 6-3 last night what are you talking about

I watched the games before that one, nobody's gonna lose all their games but I will be very surprised if the Canes get hot this year

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

short training camp means everyone is still confused about which staalsy is which

― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

henrik zetterberg is a beast

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, that was fun.

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

just watched this red wings-leafs brawl from '93 -- why is it that i forget all kinds of shit all the time but am still able to recognize jamie macoun and mark howe by their faces 20 years later?

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 February 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DlBV59z.png

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)

Whatever happened to Jared?

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

beating the leafs didn't require him

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

Kadri is almost ppg tho.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:15 (twelve years ago)

Starting to be scared for the Rangers...

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ilc74Y8Ll8U/URNDIZaHSDI/AAAAAAACFDI/KxreDBnbUds/s802/drocks12_4.gif

double-j with his 115th game-winning goal and 17th career OT winner. both are all-time records

rip ryan whitney

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2013 06:31 (twelve years ago)

jimmy howard with 68 saves in the last 26 hours

― mookieproof, Sunday, 10 February 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

Ottawa is officially boned

― Fatalist AmandaPalmistry (irrational), Friday, 15 February 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

blackhawks are officially out of hand

― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:43 (twelve years ago)

Went to Hawks/Kings this afternoon, Hawks are just slightly good.

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=R7pN56VZOfM

matt duchene scores for colorado despite being ~3 feet offside

― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/8417269/datsyuk.0_standard_730.0.gif

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

TAKE THE BODY

― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

rip lindy ruff

Ruff began coaching the Sabres in 1997-98 and was the second-longest tenured coach in North American pro sports next to Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.

― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

fwiw roberto luongo is a twitter ninja

http://twitter.com/strombone1

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)

Pacific Division

Anaheim
Calgary
Edmonton
Los Angeles
Phoenix
San Jose
Vancouver

Mid-West Division

Chicago
Colorado
Dallas
Minnesota
Nashville
St. Louis
Winnipeg

Central Division

Boston
Buffalo
Detroit
Florida
Montreal
Ottawa
Tampa Bay
Toronto

Atlantic Division

Carolina
Columbus
New Jersey
New York Islanders
New York Rangers
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington

WHY IS BOSTON IN THE CENTRAL AND PITTSBURGH IN THE ATLANTIC IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE /jewyorkmedia

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)

OK NON RACIST SECOND POINT WHY IS COLUMBUS IN THE ATLANTIC AND FLORIDA IN THE CENTRAL

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)

terms are bullshit, that's all

smythe/norris/adams/patrick imo

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

ha gegrophical division will always be screwy, but at least switch Boston and Columbus imo

― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

i think the playoffs should be conference-wide rather than up through each division, but i guess i'm not gonna win that one because of travel expenses

i hope detroit/columbus enjoy their eastern schedule before the coyotes move to markham/quebec

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:24 (twelve years ago)

also apparently the nhlpa has 'concerns' about the 14-west/16-east split, so

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

strombone1 is the greatest thing

― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 February 2013 06:29 (twelve years ago)

yeah, anything happening before the coyotes have found a home is completely absurd.

― nose, Thursday, 28 February 2013 06:59 (twelve years ago)

they have to keep the pens and flyers in the same division/conference. but yeah i second going back to patrick/adams/smythe/norris.

― sofatruck, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

so the flames signed avs restricted free agent ryan o'reilly to an offer sheet the other day. the avs matched it, so that's that.

had the avs refused to match it, the flames would have given up first- and third-round picks to get o'reilly. but then he would have had to pass through waivers (because he played in the khl after the lockout ended), meaning the flames would have immediately lost him, probably to last-place columbus, and gotten nothing in return.

jay feaster should probably be fired

― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

chicago blackhawks 18-0-3
vs
detroit red wings 10-8-3

12:30pm et nbc

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 March 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

also How Sidney Crosby turned Pittsburgh into Hockeytown

30 years too late imo

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 March 2013 04:48 (twelve years ago)

lol red wings stop shooting the puck into the crowd

― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

fucking pathetic

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

espn's stephen a. smith (!) rants about ties in hockey, which haven't existed in nearly a decade

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

espn in worthless commentary shocker

I say bring back ties personally

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

i'm okay with the skills competition, but they need to go to 3-2-1-0 on points -- screw this extra third point crap

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

and related -- honestly I think ppl need to stfu about the hawks being "unbeaten" because it is demonstrably false

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

I haven't heard anybody use 'unbeaten', i only heard the term 'point streak' or 'unbeaten in regulation'.

We've had 3 amazing streaks in the last 3 seasons.

Also, I'd got with win-lose only.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

i would get rid of OT during regular season. concussion-related arguments could be made to support this but if you're going to have the skills competition winner/loser scenario you might as well get right to it and send everyone home at a reasonable hour

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 March 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

i dunno, 4-on-4 is usually pretty fun

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

Also, what do we think of the new draft rules?

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

marc staal took a puck in the eye tonight. no update yet, but it looked baaaad

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 04:49 (twelve years ago)

4-on-4 is fun for five minutes, but come on, just end with a tie after that ffs.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

Last I heard, Staal didn't go to the hospital.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

rip stompin' tom connors

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/leafs/2013/03/07/maple_leafs_frazer_mclaren_knockout_blow_leaves_sens_david_dziurzynski_acc_fans_stunned_feschuk/frazer_mclaren.jpg.size.xxlarge.promo.jpg

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

SUCK IT BLACKHAWKS

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 March 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

ppl were jumpin off the bandwagon in the 2nd period, I loled

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 9 March 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)

I bought NHL13 just when the Kings allowed themselves to be admitted to the playoffs

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

#allowed

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

nb there are 41 games-ish left

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2013 05:40 (twelve years ago)

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

btw sidney crosby has 14 points in his last five games

― mookieproof, Monday, 11 March 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Lafleur

"In 1979, Lafleur released an album called 'Lafleur'. The album consisted of Guy Lafleur reciting hockey instructions, accompanied by disco music."

http://discodelivery.blogspot.com/2007/10/disco-delivery-46-guy-lafleur-lafleur.html

srsly guys

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

wow, cancel the rest of my morning.

― Plasmon, Monday, 11 March 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/53659/who-is-the-nhls-biggest-dirtbag-of-all-time

― mookieproof, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa4sJCKA7D8

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

what a clown

― sofatruck, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

respect the ringette technique but you gotta shoot after the spinarama.

― Plasmon, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

he got it to work in the ahl a few years ago

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18hh89a2yd8wgjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

Suddenly, the Nordiques fan are less optimistic.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

on the contrary -- the panthers or lightning would slot in very nicely in quebec

― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

Is there talk of either of them moving? Hurberdeau in Quebec City woud make a splash.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

i don't think so, but there probably should be

the other day someone noticed that pro hockey life, which only exists in canada, has advertising on the boards in miami. seems like a bad sign

― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

Last I heard the Bolts were doing fine. If the Panthers were ever to move to QC, the Division D could take the Bolts and the Division C could take the Blue Jackets.
All in all, this new division system paves the way for an expansion. Bettman won't say it, but it seems fairly obvious.

What really matters tho: can we go back to the old naming of divisions? Smythe, Patrick, Adams and Norris please!

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnCCaAYtqbc

― mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

Yeah that's amazing.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 15 March 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

he may not be a conn smythe winner, but at least he's an awesome person

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Friday, 15 March 2013 07:22 (twelve years ago)

my brazilian students went to see the canucks play nashville today. i told them nashville has one of the best goalies and defensemen in the league and it will probably be an extremely boring low-scoring game. my prognostication skills are fantastic: http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=400442874

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Friday, 15 March 2013 07:24 (twelve years ago)

don cherry('s assistant) just posted a 13-part tweet

― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

rip flyers loooool

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)

bobby orr is 65 today

in 1970-71, as a 22-year-old defenseman, he scored 37-102-139 and was a +124 in 78 games. insane

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

fun year to be a Habs fan.

― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5iQ6kjZojQ

marty brodeur's third career goal

lol hurricanes

― mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)

wau: http://www.hockeyabstract.com/playerusagecharts

― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGP5fSVCAAI214j.jpg

http://twitter.com/strombone1/status/316370714733182976

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

iginla a healthy scratch tonight, as is the bruins' top prospect in the ahl

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

rip coyotes

@DarrenDreger
Quebec City, Seattle and Kansas City among relocation sites. Aside from conference issues, Que City appears best fit. Far from done deal...

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

as a long suffering Flames fan, I'll miss Iggy. But he deserves a cup run.

― sofatruck, Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)

kind of in love with luongo now

http://twitter.com/strombone1/status/317105694438486016

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:55 (twelve years ago)

lol tukka u mad

http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-brJVkB1D67Q/UVOtW7QqkEI/AAAAAAACJT0/DAwsq4sZBSI/s512/raskbwahahaha.gif

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:22 (twelve years ago)

oh no

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 March 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha yessss. what the hell is happening in the nhl right now

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

holy shit iginla to the pens?

lol bruins

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

ray shero, x-rated gm

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:43 (twelve years ago)

congrats mookie!

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:43 (twelve years ago)

lol

well, no excuses now

dag

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

i don't even

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

it's all on MAF now

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)

http://deadspin.com/the-years-best-crossover-came-in-the-nhl-462745698

hockey imo

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

also congratulation to pitsburn penguin for stanley cup 2013-2013 season

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

datsick

― bnw, Friday, 29 March 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

jagr with his 1000th assist tonight

the 1991 penguins had six of the top 16 scorers of all-time (lemieux, francis, jagr, recchi, coffey, trottier)

― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

jagr to the bruins

bqhatevwrmeester to the blues

penguins' streak about to be broken, at home, by a lottery team

oilers making a run

jets/devils collapsing

buds for real-ish

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/887201_561577600541462_676866492_o.jpg

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

that's....beautiful

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

that is tremendous

as is the washington capitals trading their best prospect for martin erat

― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)

the line is "you feel shame" but ok

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 4 April 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)

the carolina hurricanes have really shit the proverbial bed this season

has any division in sports been as routinely horrible as the nhl's southeast division over the course of its existence? two cups, one president's trophy in 15 seasons, but still. rip

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

Was a good title IMO

― Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

all ct nat'l title game; stop mispronouncing quinnipiac, everyone

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 April 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

wow yale

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-QSCV7FxkBgY/UW3tcRlvvEI/AAAAAAACKfU/CHDwBZQOUSs/s640/BIAwYLfCcAAFJzH.jpg

even small children don't drive decent ideas into the ground quite like this

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

also ana-la gtfo

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

he hasn't even done much but i can't get over the fact that jarome iginla is playing for my team

brenden morrow with the gordie howe ht last night

― mookieproof, Friday, 19 April 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

#lumbus

― mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2013 02:29 (twelve years ago)

big win for the wings

datsyuk is so awesome

― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

Fingers crossed.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)

http://oi33.tinypic.com/wl6c6a.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 April 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

lol how did he end up in there in the first place

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

and what did the refs call? so many questions

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Saturday, 27 April 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

rip #lumbus

― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:07 (twelve years ago)

also

http://goldandorsmith.com/GIFs/RonMacLeanCringeAndSigh.gif

― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:09 (twelve years ago)

talking about duncan keith? i'm not sure keith's comments were horrifying, the female referee line (i don't think it was necessarily, like, a lady could never be a referee and more... situational? i don't know if i can explain what i mean-- he shouldn't have said it, though, but...), and the old line about reporters not being able to play the game. but cherry... that was vintage coach's corner, grandiose claims about his coaching career, "you cannot have something like that happen in the playoffs" analysis, goddamn broads in the dressing room.

― dylannn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 09:14 (twelve years ago)

is your souls prepare

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 29 April 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

petrified of the islanders tbh

― mookieproof, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

It feels weird to see the Maple Leafs and Islanders making the playoffs

― silverfish, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)

is your souls prepare

Thought this was an @marianhossasay tweet for a sec.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

lol at maclean's reaction up there

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 29 April 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

not going to bother looking but I feel like the last time TOR and NYI were in the playoffs at the same time was in 94

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

today i invested very heavily in leafs and canucks in my fantasy playoff pool, because i am an idiot

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 08:06 (twelve years ago)

I went for the Canucks in 6, so we are in it together.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

the nhl playoffs are so grebt

(if only the league weren't run by such clowns)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)

ot shorty is harsh, jmod

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:34 (twelve years ago)

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-nkWYWBXIhxs/UYCMXWYiuWI/AAAAAAACLJo/R8BHzP0r1vs/s587/steen%2520city.gif

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

very poor outcome

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCEj9U-geMM

― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

Wow, I had forgotten the B's could play like this.

Surely the Leafs are better than this, though, no?

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)

i was delighted by the islanders' announcers trying to convince the viewers that NYI had a sniff of a chance vs pitt. all game long 'it's a long series...'

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 May 2013 09:25 (twelve years ago)

To be fair, the Islanders are one of the few teams that can get under the Pens' skins.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 2 May 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)

Staying up to watch the Rangers probably lose, it's 1 am here.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

Helene St. James ‏@HeleneStJames 7h

Todd Bertuzzi on nearly going to Wed. Killers concert at Honda Center: "Good thing I didn't, or I'd have been 15 beers deep."

― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

That's why he's Boozetuzzi.

Wings up 1-0 early.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 3 May 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

some bizarre officiating in that game

― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

blues-kings is intense

― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)

this is all unfortunate

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

Boyle and Dorsett back in the lineup for the Rangers.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 4 May 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

The Rangers' PP is giving me ideas, like torturing cute bunnies or insult fat girls.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

it'd be cool if the nhl were as committed to enforcing other rules as it is about calling delay of game

― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

I think the ref just didn't want to see another Rangers' PP.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

the islanders have a good (and fast) team, but damn the penguins are playing like stupidly/like shit. except for crosby <3

they'd have been run out of the building by the kings/blues

congrats to the minnesota WILD btw

― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)

This mtl series is a goddamn delight

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 May 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

Breathtaking

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 May 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)

apparently the key to this series is losing a tooth? pageau did

― mookieproof, Monday, 6 May 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

Nevermind the poor save percentage of both goalies: so many great play/goals in that Islanders-Penguins game. After watching the Caps and Rangers it felt like rediscovering hockey again.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 6 May 2013 09:14 (twelve years ago)

Missed that Isles-Pens game :(

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

tough to complain about a guy who made 46 saves, but jonas hiller has to come out and play that puck imo

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)

that fucking datsyuk goal

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)

like I can't even comprehend what it takes to shoot short side from that angle

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)

also that kronwall hit

the wings are really not very good but somehow ~heart~ is keeping them in this series

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

also i feel like all the series this year have at least been INTERESTING in some way or another, even if the quality of play is somehow lacking. also this is a great argument for a 60-72 game season (spread out over an appropriate amount if time) but lol

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)

rip marc-andre fleury

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

dude looked so dejected

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

so weird switching over to other games and seeing goalies make saves

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

rip habs

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)

rip alain vigneault, probly

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)

All my Habs friends are irate at that Ziba goal, which was fair.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 10:45 (twelve years ago)

that series against the sharks wasnt the greatest

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

lol kerry fraser says no goal

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

braden loltby

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:11 (twelve years ago)

Voir Bergeron et puis mourir.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 May 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

OMG LEAFS IN OT!

I need to borrow jimmymod's nail-bitey smiley

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

tremendous pace -- this is awesome

good lord phil kessel is fast

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)

phaneuf with a bad pinch, who would have guessed it

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

omg reimer's wife glaring at elisha cuthbert after the goal

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

http://cjzero.com/gifs/CuthbertEyeRoll.gif

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

http://imgius.com/photos/20130509136808541567205.gif

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

Also last night was a perfect example why this Wings team ain't going anywhere -- not scoring on a 5 min power play when already leading is hard to excuse in the playoffs.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

*dies*

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-AYrTuU78AWw/UYvju0ui7kI/AAAAAAACL54/NZKy2a-tutw/s400/mA8DiDX.gif

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

both of these gifs are perfect.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

zach parise: 5 games, 1 goal, 0 assists, league-worst -7

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

having watched exactly 0 of the hawks/wild series is it fair to say that

a) mn will be fucked for the foreseeable future wrt

b) wild are the flyers of the west?

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

a) ...wrt spending space re: cap

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

The Wild have an impressive prospect pool iirc. Ryan Suter is cap well spent. Heatley, Gilbert and Backstrom's contract are up soon. I wouldn't mind the cap as much as Yeo, whom I think is in the lower tier of NHL coaches.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)

Wild got screwed by problems in goal this year too, iirc?

I don't think "fucked" is the word, but it won't be an easy puzzle to solve.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

"b) wild are the flyers of the west?"

I was inferring

"Wild got screwed by problems in goal this year too, iirc?"

so y

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

ah I see, didn't know philly had troubles there

the wild have become my team #2 since I married a minnesotan

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Saying the Flyers have goalie trouble is like saying that Spinal Tap have drummer trouble

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 10 May 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

love that one of their castoffs is gonna win the vezina

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

Gotta love the annual brainfart shortie against the Bruins.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:31 (twelve years ago)

Datsyuk is just unfair.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

datsyuk makes everything look so easy that part of me is like 'why doesn't he do that all the time?' which is totally unfair. he is a joy to watch

― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

He really is one of the greats, it's weird sometimes because he'll disappear for a while and then just pull something out of thin air.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

Datsyuk 'disappearing' is kind of a myth, he is not scoring wonder goals every night but offensively and defensively I rarely see an off match.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

If you meant 'during a game', I agree.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

Elimination game for the Rangers. Let's win this!

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

vh st. where are u

― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

this is both brutal and otm: Eulogy: Remembering the 2012-13 St. Louis Blues

jay bouwmeester looks disturbingly like brad dourif

― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:32 (twelve years ago)

in southern france. really happy this is an afternoon game.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

I think we made a deal with the hockey gods along the lines of 'having Lundqvist but for an eternally shitty PP'.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)

50 seconds left. My heart is dying.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

Game 7!

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)

bzzzzzzt game seven

okay then where are you from/who is yr team (also in baseball)/why

― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)

oh it's complicated. Parents are from France, born in Houston and grew up and live in Montreal, hated the Habs from the go and loved the Rangers cause I had a thing for New York even as a kid. Rangers fan ever since. As for baseball, well I discovered baseball a little before the Giants run and the wins inspired me enough to 1. love baseball and 2. become a Giants fan. I was also a little depressed and the win just made me happy.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)

Right now I'm doing an internship in film distribution in southern France. Also.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

aww. i am in theory pro-habs and anti-rangers, but i'll root for almost anyone (except the flyers) against the caps

anyway, glad to have you on the ilx baseball team

― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

Even I watched (most of) the third period of the Leafs game tonight. Thought I might hear some honking from people who don't think they'll get the chance tomorrow, but there's Facebook now.

― clemenza, Monday, 13 May 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)

Strombone @strombone1
#REIMS4SOCHI

― mookieproof, Monday, 13 May 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)

Western match-ups are grand.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 13 May 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)

Welp, now for days and days of getting trolled by my Chicago friends. I don't think the Wings can take the Hawks, but then again I didn't think they could beat the Ducks either. Guess it's fitting that they end the conference series in the playoffs.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 13 May 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

the only west matchup that favors the kings is Detroit. Hawks-Sharks-->Hawks vs East Coast bc Chicago... so strong.

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 13 May 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

really enjoyed that Leafs game

― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 13 May 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

heh heh heh http://www.etsy.com/listing/127537398/chicago-sucks-tshirt-red-shirt-white-ink

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

I tried but I'm way too tired to watch the game.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 13 May 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

arron asham's last 17 playoff games: 5 goals

jaromir jagr's last 16 playoff games: 0 goals

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)

today i invested very heavily in leafs and canucks in my fantasy playoff pool, because i am an idiot

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:06 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well this is looking like half of a brilliant strategy...

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

lol bruins

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

i do root for the bruins but watching all my masshole fb friends moan is weirdly enjoyable

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

lol what is happening

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

reimer is soooo bad

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

I never watch hockey but damn this game!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

Ditto. I'm trying to decide if baseball heartbreak or hockey heartbreak is worse.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

insanity

seguin now guaranteed to get the game-winner, right?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

Let me retract "heartbreak." Possibly overstatement for my second game in 20 years...

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

hockey is so hilarious and weird; i mean i've actually been to more bruins games than any other pro sport but i can't make heads or tails of the game

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)

With baseball, no matter how tense, nothing happens until the pitcher throws the ball. When I watch hockey, I just feel helpless.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)

if i were a leafs fan i might be bleeding to death in the bathtub right now

it would really help if they could win a faceoff

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

I think I'm having a low grade panic attack :| I just love Toronto

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

Aw.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

brutal for the leafs

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

bergeron is such a wonderful human

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

jfc

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)

I'll have to spend the first 10 minutes of the schoolday tomorrow counseling 12-year-olds. I'll start with Game 6 of the '75 World Series and proceed from there.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

tell them things will be different if they get an actual goalie

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

Highest tickets in the NHL. Sigh.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)

WHAT ABOUT ME CLEM?! :(

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)

reimer is solid tbh

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)

All I can tell you, Myonga, is that there's a reason for everything.

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/334127877073293314

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

xp really? admittedly i don't f/w hockey stats but he's given up roughly one million rebounds in this series

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

lost in the madness is . . . looooooool caps

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

reimer and rask both had .923 save pct in the series, which is serviceable if not stellar

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

I feel so sorry for Toronto/Leafs fans right now.

― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

maybe you should have traded for luongo, he's great against the bruins

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:37 (twelve years ago)

OK lol; I kinda expected the worst when Ford predicted a Leafs victory

xxxxxpost

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:01 (twelve years ago)

i still can't believe that happened

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

How long has it been since the Leafs were in the playoffs? Something to build on, imo.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)

2004 was the last time

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)

Tonight's Wings/Hawks game is the 800th meeting of the two clubs.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

This is mouth wathering.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NVmIsUtAv8&feature=player_embedded

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

not watching that

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)

oduya

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

ground howard into submission

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:53 (twelve years ago)

tough to get outshot 2-to-1 in a ~~playoff~~ game

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:56 (twelve years ago)

ground howard into submission

this, but the entire team imo, front to back

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)

like they started in the second period and neutralized the forwards first, then took over the neutral zone, and went from there

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)

maybe just as well; we need *someone* to beat the fucking kings

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)

Kinda hate the fact that this rivalry will die with Detroit moving East next year.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 16 May 2013 09:17 (twelve years ago)

Can't see the Rangers getting past the Bruins. I'll watch nonetheless. Krejci scares me.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

Wings & Hawks rivalry won't die bc the Chi is full of haters.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

also, wings/leafs should be good

― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

giddy with excitement!

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

xp I was thinking about that the other day. Also hoping for something w/ the Sabres tbh.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

I love it when the Rangers locks the other team into perpetual icing.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

don't even know who to root against in this bruins/rangers series -- kinda hate them both

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

You really want to play the Rangers in the next round, the have been mostly terrible against Pittsburgh lately.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

that is true, and i'd rather face the rangers' skaters, but i am more scared of henrik than i am of tukka

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

pretty good streak by Henrik ended by a clunker

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)

working on an anagram for Ryan McDonagh that involves God.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

I'm exhausted, but it is worth it. (still 2-2)

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

working on an anagram for Ryan McDonagh that involves a bad pinch

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

puck over glass strikes again

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)

So, someone is going to stop the Kings right? right?

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:19 (twelve years ago)

Jimmy Devellano droppin knowledge

http://www.foxsportsdetroit.com/nhl/detroit-red-wings/story/Devellano-tells-it-like-he-sees-it

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

might have a series here?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 May 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

Toews complaining about the refs lololol

Z so great today.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

sigh*

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

Two superbs goals in Boston.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

I miss Sam Rosen.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

If I can't trust you, then dammit Henrik

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

rangers gettin housed

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

They lead the game in shots. Lundqvist won't have many of those games. We lost the first two in D.C. I'm not panicking.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

I'm totally panicking.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

lol

― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

intersting

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

WINGS

what a game, I may have been wrong about this team which I fully accept

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)

Patrick Roy to be the next Avs coach, apparently.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 11:22 (twelve years ago)

J.S. Giguere angrily demands trade, says he's played his last game for Colorado after Avs Coach Patrick Roy leaves him in net for 10 goals against in a 11-1 loss to Detroit

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

heh

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

good times.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

Indeed.

― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ssci1Mv.gif

18 playoff games without a goal

probably dying alive

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

#FIRE #TORTS

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

lol

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

Nah, fire Sullivan and get rid of Richards.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:15 (twelve years ago)

brunner to nyquist back to brunner... score!

http://i.imgur.com/ZOJV9dk.gif

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

rip alain vigneault

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

All the while, Luongo is still a Canucks player.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lpI27zjPsc

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

dat chip shot at #8 ought to be higher imo

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

datsyuk has such a weird career in terms of points -- 2-3 times in the annual top 10 in scoring out of 11; 1.5 seasons lost to lockout. but so dynamic in open ice. it's one of those 'how much greatness do we deserve' things when someone can do the things he can do but "only" manages 1 ppg over his career.

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

the nbc heads are amazing fishing for the fleury redemption storyline.

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)

xp everyone seems to say his two way play is what puts him over the top as far as "all-world" play

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/k25a3ml.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

Lots of big hair on that list.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 23 May 2013 08:39 (twelve years ago)

Richards is a healthy scratch tonight.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c04c7949ca60552cdd2258dbee9cce6/tumblr_mn8ojta1H31rybvkqo1_500.gif

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

wow

― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

toews losing his shit a little bit tonight

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

oh shiiii

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)

my fuckin heart

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 24 May 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1nRPOgT.gif

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 24 May 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

I have only seen one Pens game (against the Islanders), how good Letang has been? Stats are impressive.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 24 May 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

letang has been periodically brutal in his own zone and he's a danger to both sides when he's playing the point on the power play.

but yeah he's a great skater and can, as they say, move the puck. at this point in his career he should be a little smarter/calmer, but i guess u take the good with the bad.

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2669897/nyrangerstie2.gif

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

Lotta Toews-hating going on in the Chi today.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

Which is bound to happen when you fail to translate yr regular seasons stats to the playoffs.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

eh -- it's one thing to go cold, but entirely another to freak out and take three consecutive stick penalties. gotta be better as a captain/guy who's already won a cup.

also his playoff beard is terrible, although crosby's is probably worse

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

Lol the beard was the subject of a total Superfans segment on talk radio earlier today.

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

Toews beard 1, Ditka mustache 145 (it was announced that the Bears are retiring Ditka's number today, which is one of the other things everyone's yelling about)

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

crosby grows worse facial hair than me, an azn

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 25 May 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

Congrats Pens! (grumble grumble)

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 25 May 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-06tAYZ4tbmA/UaCTI3Y3xmI/AAAAAAACNbk/XX0EmHLwYSo/s640/i-1.jpg

― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 May 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Right, so I'll bandwagon with the Pens actually. Because Iggy.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 26 May 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

penguins have won their last eight playoff games against the bruins

jagr was 3-5-8 in them, as a 19- and 20-year-old mullet bro

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/Stanley_Cup_1992_Logo.gif/200px-Stanley_Cup_1992_Logo.gif

― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)

saw that one coming

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)

somehow i'm not surprised that a goalie might be diagnosed with ocd

― mookieproof, Monday, 27 May 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 May 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

brendan smith is having a rough third period

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)

smgdmfh

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:18 (twelve years ago)

that frolik penalty show was quite something

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)

i thought it was the correct call, although more blatant penalties are routinely called 2 minutes. i'm in favor of more penalty shots, but it was a curious time to suddenly enforce the letter of the law.

but yeah, sick move

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)

yeah it was a weak call, but a great shot. not a great show

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VkaTZkG.gif

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

MacKinnon back at ISS's #1 spot. I still think Drouin is the better pick and that the Avs should get Jones.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

that gif is the only thing bringing me joy this morning

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:36 (twelve years ago)

now that la won can I borrow nailbite.gif jimmy mod?

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

i have been considering petitioning forks to autoreplace it with something unpleasant

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/ready.-set.-vomit1

this pretty much sums up exactly how I'm feeling

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

I'm really surprised that the Wings have made it this far after the season they've had, so while I hope they win it I won't be crushed if they don't.

― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

I was once like you

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

being up 3 games to 1 changed things tho

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

Any time the Wings get a lead like that I get very superstitious/fearful.

― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

otm

basically been a ball of nerves for days now

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

you can if you like xp!

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

well it's that much worse cause of where you live ugh

what will it take for a2y to change to abel to zetterberg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

feel its power

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:25 (twelve years ago)

I can't watch this, it's too stressful.

― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

oh jesus sorry dudes

― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

dunno what to say after all that, except I take some heart in Babs taking the Hawks to the brink with a lineup chock full of rookies and Griffins

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

i thought kings matched up better w detroit for just that reason. i look forward to weeping over a hawks/pens series

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

...and subsequent NBC slobberjob

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

I'll be quietly rooting for your guys against the Hawks for sure

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

btw

lol and rip torts

― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

this will not end well for the kings

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 2 June 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)

It's over it's all over

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 3 June 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

bandwagon fully back in effect here btw

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

smh pens

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BL4fJdbCcAEnLlM.jpg

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)

I'm back!

Goddamit Pens.

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/06/nosefaceownscooke.gif

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)

^A Tale of Two Rats (In Which One Gets the Cheese)

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)

not a good goal, thomas vokoun

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

kings holding on

new dallas jerseys are gawdawful

http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20130604-bl9f98ycuaimd5j.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/BL9F98yCUAImd5J.jpg

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)

barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

― one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

what happens when the ducks and stars play each other and they start to think it's mirror mode

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.flashyourweb.com/jQchat/emoticons/42.gif

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

GOOD NON CALL THERE DOC

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

What. A. Game.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

yeah jesus christ that last period.

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:21 (twelve years ago)

great goal, too. a hawks-bruins finals matchup would be the darkest timeline

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

can't sleep after that game despite a full mug of valerian tea.

campbell broke his leg on that blocked shot. that must have felt real nice when he kept skating on the PK......

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:22 (twelve years ago)

i used the word "that" three times in three sentences. maybe the valerian tea is working after all.

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 6 June 2013 08:24 (twelve years ago)

Some pretty embarrassing goaltending blunders in the Hawks-Kings game.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 June 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)

this is the darkest timeline

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

i mean I guess at LEAST we made the playoffs

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

3-1 isn't a death sentence, just ask the hawks

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Friday, 7 June 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

at least the kings won a game

― mookieproof, Friday, 7 June 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

penguins power play

http://distilleryimage4.ak.instagram.com/dd8fc858cfdb11e2b89c22000ae912df_7.jpg

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

The Bruins and the US Soccer team scored at almost the same time. It must mean something.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)

Altidore to Boston

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

I think the Penguins need him more. A good snap header would do wonders for their scoring punch.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)

not sure kris letang is gonna get the payday he was expecting this summer

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

he has not been very good.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

gwg going to a defenceman from pei ffs

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)

Alright Bruins!

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

crosby + malkin + neal + iginla + morrow + dupuis + kunitz + letang = two goals in four games

fuckin leafs man

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

lol penguins

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

Mookieproof, you killed me on twitter by retweeting this:

Pensburgh ‏@Pensburgh 6m
Just shocked the Pens can even get past Tuukka Rask in the handshake line.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:45 (twelve years ago)

amazingly, there's actually a legitimate argument to be made that the bruins were bored by the regular season

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)

i am skeptical, but happily i watched exactly three minutes of this series

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)

Strombone @strombone1

One win away from dream final...... ❤❤❤ #becauseitsthecup

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)

not sure whether to cry or wind my watch right now tbh. at least fuckin jagr didn't score

last time the pens were swept: 1979, by the bruins (fair number of missed playoffs in there tbf)

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:07 (twelve years ago)

don't worry mookie i will be joining you in sorrow shortly

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)

weird semifinals tbh

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Saturday, 8 June 2013 12:21 (twelve years ago)

Puts the Rangers' perfomance in perspective.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

at least the kings put up a fight

first original-six final since '79 iirc

― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 June 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

oh well

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 9 June 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

so many drunk screaming people outside tonight

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Sunday, 9 June 2013 05:22 (twelve years ago)

@LAKings: @penguins you guys wanna grab a drink later?

― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 June 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)

mookie: fleury for luongo straight up. DO YOU DO IT

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 10 June 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

i'd do it if the contracts/cap hits were the same, yes

but they're not

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

it will be interesting to see what happens when luongo is amnestied or whatever they're calling it

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

As a B's fan, I kind of feel that the Pens didn't hold up their side of the bargain. Like, NOT "as advertised on TV", at all.

Kessel & Kadri looking like superheroes in retrospect.

C'mon CHI, bring it!

― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 10 June 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

first game in chicago? $78. first game in boston? $475???

http://espn.go.com/nhl/schedule/_/date/20130612

go hawks!

― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

$223 for chi tix if you actually go to stubhub

― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

but yeah hardcore bruins people are insane

― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

Let's play the prediction game!

Hawks in 6.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

If the Hawks can win the first two games, it'll be over in no more than 5. If the Broons can come out of Chicago with points, I'd bet 7 games but couldn't pick a winner.

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 10 June 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

Hawks 5. lol eastern conf :P

― best new whale (bnw), Monday, 10 June 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

Hawks in 6.

― sofatruck, Monday, 10 June 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

Bruins in 7.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 June 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

Yep, Brooooins in 7.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

hawks in 4

― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

blues in three

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 22:59 (twelve years ago)

cubs in five

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

or bruins in six

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

my only consolation: one of these teams is going to lose a stanley cup final

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

Hitler weighs in on the Pens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js0sgIMvNDY&feature=player_embedded

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

B's in 6, by the way.

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

nice; i just finished reading the rise and fall of the third reich and had totally been in the mood for some downfall parodies

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

i aim to please.

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

apparently someone in the media asked milan lucic what he thought about the patriots signing tim tebow

maybe torts was right all along

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

With the media? sure he's been.

With McDonagh's TOI? never ever.

Puck Prospectus has Hawks in 6, fwiw.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

looch

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)

Bruins are not bothered at all by being on the road. Nice start.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

loooooooooch

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

hawks are v. good

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)

filthy shot by bergeron

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

This series is going to be so much fun.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)

felt that coming

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

http://whatdoumeme.com/media/created/yt8fmu.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

blackhawks vs. bruins 3
penguins vs. bruins 2

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

jesus christ

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

This game! My god.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

it's only game one

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

drink every time pierre talks about 'fatigue setting in'

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 04:31 (twelve years ago)

Insane game. Can we have six more?

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

THIS GAME

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

― markers, Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)

http://images.meredith.com/fc/images/2010/06/ss_Chicago_1970.jpg 1, http://phobos.simsim.ge:8080/ZoneN/26/mp3/Boston_1976-Boston/.poster_sh.jpg 0

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 13 June 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)

Hockey is best.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 13 June 2013 08:33 (twelve years ago)

pens sign malkin to eight-year extension with $9.5m/yr cap hit

rip kris letang

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

Dunno if leaving Letang out and keeping Fleury is super brillant. They know better than me.

― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

fleury is signed for two more seasons (at $5m per) and is unlikely to get a raise; letang is signed for one more and will probably be in line to double his current $3.5m salary.

with crosby/malkin making $18m between them, i don't know that it's feasible to spend that much on an occasionally brilliant offensive defenseman prone to brutal lapses in his own zone. the pens are actually pretty deep with young defensemen. and if you're not gonna re-sign letang, it might be worth a trade now while you've some leverage/he's coming off a norris-finalist season.

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

Ese partido anoche.

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)

Horton says he'll play tonight.

― collardio gelatinous, Saturday, 15 June 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

the madman wings blogger I follow says that they are going after bickell and/or stalberg from the hawks in the off season

I want to believe, if only because this (esp bickell) will drive my hawks fan friends absolutely insane

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

it seems Vigneault will be the new NYR coach

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

did henrik conduct the interviews y/n

― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

- What is most important Mr Vigneault? Blocking shots or clearing up the zone?
- Clear..
- You are hired

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 15 June 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

this would never have happened with torts

wonder if henrik will sign an extension now? him being a free agent next summer would be a Big Deal but he seems like a guy who wants to live in nyc

btw i <3 sergei gonchar but wtf at dallas giving him two years/$10m

― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

so much free hockey

― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

I want the Bruins to win, but win or lose I would totally be satisfied with 7 games of hockey played at this level.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

Here we go againnn

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)

looking forward to five more OT games

btw i suppose that ovie was 'valuable' in that the caps wouldn't have edged out those other southeast division stalwarts without him. but there is literally no one who thinks he was the league's best player and i'm not sure why he should be rewarded for his team (which he captained) wildly underachieving

― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 June 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

i am enjoying these games of hockey.

― collardio gelatinous, Sunday, 16 June 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

I want the Bruins to win, but win or lose I would totally be satisfied with 7 games of hockey played at this level.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, June 15, 2013 11:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're almost halfway there

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

I want the Bruins' 3rd and 4th line, around me, all the time.

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/aaa3d5a51065cb30fde34b6be74b627c/tumblr_moglksBbNr1rs084zo1_500.jpg

otm

― mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2013 07:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY6ZaJK_ARc

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 17 June 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY6ZaJK_ARc

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 17 June 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)

Bruins looking much more in control on home ice than Chicago did in those first two games.

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago)

smothering them

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago)

datsyuk extends for 3 more years with the wings

http://gheorghe77.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dance.gif

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago)

yay!

― battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago)

The Flyers have agreed to terms with veteran defenseman Mark Streit on a four-year, $21.5 million deal, a source confirmed to TSN.

With Philadelphia's salary cap situation, Streit's deal will not become official until the Flyers exercise their two compliance buyouts this summer on Ilya Bryzgalov and Danny Briere, the source said.

kinda annoyed that these 'compliance buyouts' are letting stupid teams like the flyers and rangers off the hook for offering terrible contracts. (also the habs for taking scott gomez off glen sather's hands)

anyway, lol

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago)

jagr owns

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago)

What a game. NHL & NBA have delivered this year in the finals.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago)

lol at sharp falling down on his celebration

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago)

Here we go againnn

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, June 15, 2013 11:07 PM (4 days ago

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago)

So good.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago)

rip corey crawford's glove hand

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago)

niiice

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago)

Boooooooo.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago)

i was watching online and about 15 seconds before the goal this message popped up: Watch Post-Show of the Stanley Cup Finals Game 4 now, click here

bitches

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago)

milan mad

― bertolt brecht would not be proud of (mookieproof), Sunday, 23 June 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago)

Nice to see Chicago dominate like the Bruins did in game 3. Good series.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 June 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago)

Bergeron down is nagl for bos

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 June 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago)

The Saddledome in Calgary, flooded up to the 10th row of seats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBr14_3HqDc

― Plasmon, Sunday, 23 June 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago)

wowzers

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago)

best game ever

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago)

the hawks are amazing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago)

There are a lot of fireworks going off outside my house right now.

Pretty f'n wild finish. Love boooing Bettman.

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago)

Hate Bettman as much as anyone, but I still feel sorry for him every year, all the same. But I guess the guy's such an egotist that he'd rather be booed than stay behind the scenes. Bad publicity is better than etc.

Really, wouldn't it be better for everybody if the NHL appointed an official ambassador-alumni from each team to present the cup, like maybe having Bobby Hull or Orr (whichever one turns out to be appropriate) standing by to do the deed?

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago)

i can't feel sorry for bettman he deserves all he gets.

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)

he's a budget david stern in that david stern has the cajones to be dictatorial enough to admit that he has a thumb on the scale

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago)

also waiting for the first dumbass thing to happen before starting 2013-14 so keep your ears to the floor

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago)

something about [dollar value] of parise and suter amounts to a first round exit your 2013 [??????]-2014 nhl etc

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago)

congrats to hawks on a fully-deserving championship

:-(

btw bergeron: broken rib, torn cartilage, separated shoulder.

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago)

woooooooooooof

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago)

jesus that came fast, like throat-slit fast.

'grats to the hawks, they are really, really good.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago)

This made me smile:

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/52FMsZV8w3y8k0DUCaV2Zw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/BNk62b7CEAA4-GN.jpg_large.jpg

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago)

go hawks

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago)

they already went!

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago)

pretty hard to believe that the deciding game of a stanley cup final featured both teams pulling their goalie

also that the boston media (?) chose bruins for the 1st and 3rd stars of the game, although that was probably done with a few minutes left lol

sportswriters furiously re-writing ledes

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago)

did bettman get booed in la last year? probably some, i don't remember. but five of the last six cups have been won on the road, so the fans are gonna be in a bad mood

and if anaheim and carolina and tampa booed him, they've got no clue

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago)

i remember a notable lack of booing last year

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago)

Bergy update: in the hospital with a punctured lung.

Chiarelli update: bye bye Ference and Jagr.

Also coming soon: decreased cap, realignment, a Brave New World.

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago)

kris letang has (apparently) refused an eight-year $56m deal from the penguins

the penguins have (apparently) refused a counter-offer of a long-term deal between $7.5m-$8m per year

the difference doesn't seem like much, but after crosby/malkin the penguins don't have much room and it seems accepted that letang could get at least $8m on the open market (although i question the wisdom of that)

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 June 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Letang for 7.0m+ is bonkers.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 28 June 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago)

^Good hair commands a premium.

― collardio gelatinous, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago)

parade today in chicago

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Friday, 28 June 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago)

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/PATCH/format/jpg/quality/82/resize/458x295%5E/http://hss-prod.hss.aol.com/hss/storage/patch/ed2e65d525f0b1f01ca2f9dcc9d7b64b

― collardio gelatinous, Friday, 28 June 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)

^Big Z at Canobie Lake Park (where my daughter had a field trip this week) on Wednesday.

― collardio gelatinous, Friday, 28 June 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BN3U6zTCYAAHue2.jpg

this video is worth watching just for drunk-ass corey crawford saying "fuck" on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seOW5pSw0Sc

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seOW5pSw0Sc

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

Draft day!!

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 30 June 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago)

oh my

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Sunday, 30 June 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago)

well at least we get to keep @strombone1

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Sunday, 30 June 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago)

Just tuned in, wtf

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 30 June 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago)

sources suggest the flyers will sign claude giroux to an eight-year deal worth $8.3m per season

― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 July 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

@DarrenDreger
Huge trade in the works. Boston and Dallas close on a deal sending Tyler Seguin to Stars for Loui Eriksson. Other parts involved as well.

― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 July 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

danny briere to the habs for two years/$8m

briere always seemed like the kind of guy glen sather would wildly overpay for, but i guess it's hard to compete with the flyers

― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 July 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago)

@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Habs GM Marc Bergevin reached out to Flyers GM Paul Holmgren to get feedback on Briere. Holmgren had nothing but great things to say

lololol

― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 July 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago)

Pretty sure it won't go well, Montrealers are speaking of Gomez pt II.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 5 July 2013 08:41 (eleven years ago)

Daniel Alfredsson to Detroit huh wtf

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Friday, 5 July 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago)

feel like I should wait for the bergeron deal to go thru before moving on but idk

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 6 July 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago)

NHL GMs are the dumbest people on the planet

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 6 July 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago)

Clarkson: Career games 426 g 97 a 73 pts 170 +/-32 is worth 36m/7years

― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 6 July 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago)

http://nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/can_tsun.jpg?w=550&h=612

a+ trolling

― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 July 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago)

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