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It was his sled, from when he was a kid.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

he's one of the dead guys that the kid can see

the bird is actually a bloke

they commit suicide by driving into the grand canyon as this is the only possible response to a patriarchal world where nothing will ever improve, oh what's the point

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Darth is Lukes dad.

It's a big shark!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

the woman stole all his pencils. she is not his friend.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

They're really twins.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

they fall in love, and they all live happily ever after

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

[grrr, jel: darth vader IS his father (obv)]

it's Norman dressed up as his long dead mother

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

they are dead, and they are the ghosts

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

why the grrr Alan?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(simul mind meld thing thwarted by the new warning effort. i'm closer to disabling that feature i think)

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Kevin Spacey

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

He orders pasta arabiscola, he gets noodles and tomato sauce.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

They do a bunch of different endings - one of which is "the scooby doo ending" - it's all rather humourous really.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Mani dies. Then Lola dies. Then they live happily ever ever.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

She lights a cigarette, the house blows up, and West Germany wins the World Cup.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Royal has a heart attack, but Chas likes him, so it's OK.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jet Li beats up all the baddies.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

some kids put on a show and 500,000 ppl turn up

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

aliens did it

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

her mother was an alien.
or some shit, i can't even remember. god damn that was a horrible film.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Maxim never loved Rebecca.

the bourgeousie walk down the road with charming discretion.

she finally gets interested in her husband after the gangster ex-boyfriend renders the husband a quadrapalegic.

Stitch AND Pleakely get to live with Lilo.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

there were these two friends from Mexico and they went on a road trip and they had sex with this woman and then with each other, and then she died, and the friends drifted apart.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean Connery and the other two become terrorists mascarading as rightious evangelists.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

all the cars whizz past very quickly, and some people walk by slowly, or maybe quickly, and then a big jet takes off over a motorway, and it's all happening on *earth*, do you see?

― rener, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

He never left Vietnam.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Some shit about a baby floating in space, I wasn't really paying attention.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

They all get shot at the end and Servalan doesn't die

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

He dug a tunnel behind the posters.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

He's really the guy who repairs the photo booths.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Pedant's corner: Avon doesn't get shot.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

they fight, destroy the machine, the feds turn on him and her (who turn out to be faking) and her and him snog, and well as him and her.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

He goes into space and the Jude Law guy chucks himself off the balcony.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

lots of gigantic robots fight and stuff, and then the world blows up for no apparent reason.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh sure he does eventually. I used to hope he didn't, but he must have done right? He's pretty much screwed anyway. Sigh, Paul Darrow was pretty cool.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

She's speaking English, only backwards.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

HOLY SHIT THEY WERE BOTH TWO DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES OF THE SAME GUY.

MINDFUCK

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

it's made of people

― koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It's really an allegory about the failure of supposed communist regimes, and the fact that any change must come from the working class.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

He buried her alive.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the Statue of Liberty!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The bloke who's waiting for the bus finally goes away.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Not guilty, by a unanimous decision.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

she gets covered in pig's blood, she burns down the school, then she kills her mother and burns down the house with them both inside.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred gets shot but he tells Helena that he will ring her. Bad music is played in the background "Drugs don't kill people! People kill people!"

― Fergus Noodle, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The mostly virgins kill themselves

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He should have believed his lies.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Agatha Christie Special:

The judge did it

Mia Farrow and her bloke did it

They all did it

Diana Rigg's bloke really did do it

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

[a plea for pronouns only please]

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Kevin's parents come back at the end

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops. Sorry. Got carried away there.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Jason blows himself up instead of the school.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

half an aeroplane fell on him and he died.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

He drives his scooter off the edge of a cliff.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

he realises how he has enriched the lives of everyone around him and they all rally round donating money so that the business doesn't go bust. then later they discover that potter had the money all along, they take up cudgels and boiling oil and chase the wheelchair bound monster over a cliff. bastard

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

they are defeated when it turns out they can't go upstairs

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

the greasy guy gets to be king. the little guy loses his ring. then they all go on a big big ship.

― katie (katie), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"you're closed!"

― katie (katie), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

He gets back together with his old girlfirend, and it turns out the fat clerk actually can sing.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

They aren't on earth any more, the strangers moved the entire city to space.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

he put the wrong info on the tattoos just for the hell of it!

― katie (katie), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't remember what happens at the end. Something does. Anyone remember?

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They don't have underpants under the kilts after all!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

they get joshua to play tic-tac-toe and he learns that a nuclear strike would be pointless as nobody would ever win

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

He goes back in time to be killed by the piece of airplane to stop bad things from happening to the people he loves.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr. Evil is his brother!

― _deleted to protect the innocent_ (eofor), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

He dies alone, dropping an orange, falling off a chair.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

He wins the race and his ex back. Then goes home with a nice French chick.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

The Princess is actually an ogre who is cursed and everyone lives happily ever after until the sequel (and except the short bad guy who is a bad guy merely because he's short even though the films message ostensiably is it doesn't matter what you look like its what's inside that counts).

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Two of the short guys go off alone while the tall guys go off in search of the other short guys. There will be a sequel.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

She's her daughter! She's her sister!

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael turns into his father. Not literally, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

They all realise that, deep down, they're the same as each other, and pair of into sexual couplings, except the geek, who gets shunned.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

How long ago did these stop being movie spoilers and start being the random spoolings of ploffminded weirdalists?

― david h (david h), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

he never gets it together with Anne Bancroft.
he never gets it together with Debra Winger.
he never gets it together with Emma Thompson.

blub

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

they all live forever and everyone remembers their names.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The horror! The horror!

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hubbs and Joe successfully find chicks over by that Frankie Avalon house after worming them from Crump's brother.

― Mandee, Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the Statue of Liberty!

I am really hoping this is "Ghostbusters 2"

― Mandee, Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

there's this cute cuddly little creature and then it gets wet, and goes all mean and multiplies, someone kills them all.

this alien arrives on earth, and these kids befriend him, they fly around on bicycles, guys in radiation suits arrive, "I'll be right here" alien goes home.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

all mankind lives within a virtual reality -- everyone has been reduced to pod-confined energy-producing units for the machines.*

main guy is resurrected from the dead through the power of love and it turns out that he is "the one" and begins the fight back against the machines.

*this is despite the fact that all the energy humans produce comes from the stuff/food pumped into them, and that there really is no point in using incredibly inefficient human bodies to do the conversion.

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

she writes the number in some dust but she writes it upside-down or something

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

he walks out into the ocean then turns around!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

he screws them over and gets on with his life, except for spud

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Sweet li'l Alice is in fact Eva Braun Jr. Margo Winchester kicks her ass.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all a dream. Camilla/Rita dumps Diane/Betty. Diane crashes hard.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

he touches the monolith and becomes a starchild but by then everyone is asleep

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The seatbelt sign on the airplane goes "ding!"

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The monosyllabic nodding Barber gets the electric chair for murdering the dry-cleaning pansy, but Tony Soprano did it!

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Hot rod opens the Matrix. Becomes new leader. Obliterates Unicorn.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

After a final shaking of hands, he sees that Elijah the anti-hero was responsible for the terrorist acts. They called him Mr Glass.

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

She's really a man.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Gene Wilder gets Teri Garr, Peter Boyle gets Madeline Kahn.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

He's a hero. Cybill Shepard hails a cab.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

they have some orc to hunt.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

They break up. He runs into her again outside a movie theater, says something clever. He's dating Sigourney Weaver.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Of the two ghosts, her real mother was the servant.

He speaks out of character about rising up against those who would make them machine men.

His wife and daughter become wives of the Master while he himself takes care of the place while the Master is away.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred Williamson was really working for Donald Pleasance all along.

Gary Coleman also has the power to play the stocks.

Keanu Reeves and Zac de la Rocha are bound together and savagely beaten. (Oops, sorry, that's the movie in my head.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

people wanna blow shit up, Bruce Willis stops them.

he's not just a chef, also an ex navy seal!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

The old wizard comes back as a horse.

John Saxon dies. Alternately, Henry Silva dies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

nothing happens it's a really boring film.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The other two friends have become vampires!

He throws away his career in blood-soaked agony by gunning down the head criminal after his capture.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh ned is about to own this):

trumpy goes home; the band never finishes its record

johnny learns the importance of good hygeine

ator mysterious assembles a glider and glides past stock footage of a german castle

torgo has corrective surgery on his knees

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeff Daniels kills Ray Liotta.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

He spurns his object of lust to fly away with the aliens.

Wow, he really IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

(Good job, Nitsuh -- I was thinking of a few of those.)

The cavemen dies in a pool.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

spalding grey doesn't shut up

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither do I, really.

Johnny is found by his parents at the fair.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Kirk dies. Ignore all the books that have come out or any alternate universe crap. KIRK IS DEAD.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Shirley Maclaine gets shot at the fair. Dean Martin doesn't take off his hat.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Elvis beats the system, achieves fame and gets the girl.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

He points to the left field seats ala Ruth. Puts down squeeze bunt instead. Winning run scores. Uecker goes nuts.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Coleman Francis ends up running all the way to hell with a penny and a broken cigarette.

He kills Darkness, but Darkness is a part of them all forever.

Charles Grodin and his villianous model compatriots are thwarted by a pig on a motorbike.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

The blind girl realizes Chaplin's just a putz.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Charlotte dies, to Wilbur's sorrow.

Hazel dies, but after a successful life spent in founding and leading a new warren.

Dr. Furter is killed by a fellow alien holding a three-pronged gun -- the alien and his sister/sexual partner then proceed to take the castle they are in back to their home galaxy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Rebecca had cancer.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

The elevator flies through the air.

The guitarist returns for a successful tour of Japan, but with a new drummer in tow.

He watches them in sorrow, stuck inside his daughter's head.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

They lure Porky and his brother back to Angel Beach, where the sheriff is just as corrupt. Pee-Wee gets laid with Wendy.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Tommy Stone and Brian Slade are the same person.

The camera falls to the floor and there are some suspicious noises.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicolas Cage tracks down Meryl Streep and she ain't as hot as he thought she was.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenny goes to big-breasted heaven.

All the deaths are avenged but they themselves are all about to die in the carnage they've created around them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Marky Mark returns to the enclave of the Bandit. Julianne Moore applies makeup.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Max Headroom's new next door neighbor James Bond is really a spy being pursued by Alfie. I am not making this up (entirely).

He sits in the wreckage of his apartment, mournfully playing his saxophone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Adam Sandler wins the academic bowl, graduates high school, hooks up with Pete Sampras' wife.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks to the Black Lectroids, Ellen Barkin is brought back to life, though they themselves think little of it.

The dog returns to life and escapes from its grave in the snow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The girl catches a ride with a truck driver. Leatherface twirls around on the side of the road.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Old Asian man from Chinatown finds small American town in ruins. Tells hefty father/failed: you are not ready yet. Takes mogwai and Zach Galligan's career.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jean Seberg betrays Jean-Paul Belmondo.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

doh... "hefty father/failed invetor"

The boy's ghost is really just a cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Looks like Robert DeNiro's walking.

Ken will go serve as a missionary on the planet of the Starwolves.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Judge Rheinhold saves the day. Sean Penn struck by bemusement, shock. Phoebe Cates? Still hot!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

This guy just keeps wandering in a hotel.

The Imperial forces sent to suppress the revolution turn out to be friendly!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Cruise commits an act of evil against Timothy Hutton.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Ingrid Bergman gets on the plane. Bogart and Claude Rains team up with Sydney Greenstreet to fight the Nazis in "Passage to Marseille".

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

They go boating.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The hero's uncle is killed by vicious henchman, allowing him to take pride of place as he should.

He is happily in a bucolic rural setting with the woman he loves and strapped into a chair in a massive torture chamber at the same time.

A group of people nailed up sing away their worries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Hanks ain't big no more.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

The elevator door slams shut.

She is at peace with her cat.

The film breaks and intermission music is heard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Turns out Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter can have kids.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

The old lady's a liar.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Free access to all! Every tower is lighting up! Journey is rocking out!

The tomatoes are finally killed at Jack Murphy Stadium.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The Kid puts on a hell of a show, dedicates a song to his dad. Apollonia finally understands.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

She chucks away the necklace, which she had all along, and finds solace in the sweet arms of death.

(That one just now by James rules.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It was just a dream - she never left Kansas.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Denzel Washington was imprisoned unjustly! Ptee cries.

The hero and heroine proceed to not get married.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

They perform "Pride In the Name of Love", get an Arizona crowd to sing along.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

He walks out to meet the police, barely acknowledging his wife, as "He Who Would Valiant Be" plays.

Archie and his new love fly to Brazil.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

He decides the money is too hot to be passed, so he burns it all.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Judy Dench starts acting odd, but when she was young she was Kate Winslet - and naked!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

He figures out that she was a spy and who she was working for. (And after the war is over she turns out to be alive and looking well.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael Corleone destroys his family in order to protect his family.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

He woos and wins the French princess with his way with language, however stumbling.

He's killed in a crash! But not really, since his soul has been trapped elsewhere for about a hundred years.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

They save the planet from the aliens.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

The new operetta is a smash success! But there are still worries and concerns on the part of its lyricist.

Elliott Gould attends a rock concert, happy in the knowledge that he has escaped the clutches of Bill Cosby.

An octopus flies through the air.

They make it to the other side from the wreckage of the Cygnus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

She and he go to Italy because they both miss her niece; while down there they get married and look into opening a restaurant.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Greg Kinnear kills Katie Holmes and the ghost of Giovanni Ribisi saves Cate Blanchett from him

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

He's hidden inside a sculpture, stolen by Cheech and Chong, and ends up back at work - cue music!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Edward Woodward makes for a fine brisquet.

They find the magic flute and dance around it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It was the fieldgoal kicker! And it's Sean Young!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

They named the dog Indiana!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, there could only be one, but they didn't tell the filmmakers that.

He is shoveled into a garbage can.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The spoilsport old hag rolls over a cliff to her (presumed) death, and the rest of the villagers share the proceeds of the lottery ticket.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

River Phoenix becomes a lawyer and then dies in some accident shit and then the Dreyfuss guy gets all mooshy

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone lives happily ever after in a WASPy sort of way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Mondays do a lot of cocaine, sink the label.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Rather than let themselves be taken alive, they gun it and drive over the cliff.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

It finally died.

They get on a jet plane and fly back to New York.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

It was Shelly Levene!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Cazale takes a bullet, Pacino goes to jail.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

He sinks the missile, kills and/or rounds up all the bad guys, and saves the Russian undercover agent -- as if anyone doubted that he would!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The band has a lot more fun when David Byrne isn't on stage!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Supposedly it's impossible to win at tic-tac-toe.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Spike Lee wants his fitty dollars, gets it.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean Connery's trying to defect!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I gotta go to lunch. Talk amongst yourselves. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

he flies out of the exploding building on the back of an ostrich

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

The boy works through his thing for his stepmom and begins to appreciate a classmate his own age.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The putt falls in, the gopher survives.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bad takes a bullet, the grave was unmarked.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

He kills all the zombies with a lawnmower!

He forgets the magic words and raises an army of undead . . . with hilarious consequences!

It's not actually about zombies, it's an allegory about racism in 70s America.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

He was actually alive all this time, having assumed the identity of a banal arena-rock performer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

[They all lez up.]

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

He gets back with his girlfriend, deejays, and makes plans to start a record label.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

He was actually alive all this time, having assumed the identity of a banal arena-rock performer.

Hey, I said that! ;-)

The guy who he pretended to kill returns in disguise to kill him in turn but is then killed himself, for real.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

He gets his conditioning removed & Beethoven gets played loudly.

Only the leader, his friend & the young guy samurai survive; the peasants go back to their business.

He actually manipulated facts/himself to give his life meaning - it wasn't Teddy at all (probably).

He drags a piano, some bishops & a dead horse across a room!

He gets peppered with arrows by his own men & falls grimacing dramatically down ladders/etc (which is an improvement on that Shakespeare person I can assure you).

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

it depends on which of the three stories you believe

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

His jeep gets stuck in the battlefield wreckage.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

his wife killed her. he knows because he finds the knife in the shed.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh, & his mother killed his father! & his father's lover!)

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 19 September 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Just when you think he's about to lose, Guile comes through with a horribly executed roundhouse and stops the fascist regime. Kylie Minogue is in there somewhere.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

they live happily ever after

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

they save private Ryan. he was a schoolteacher in civilian life. but he dies.

it was as good as it got.

he and Andre eat dinner.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

the taxi meter eventually ticks over to zero after it reaches $999.99

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Goro was defeated by a below-the-belt-punch & a convenient cliff!

The scary man with the shovel saves the kid from the burglars.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 19 September 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

The big rabbit gets killed by a dog

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 20 September 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The doctor turns out to be the killer

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 20 September 2002 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

these are the movies i have laying around here...

he learns how to have fun and gives his son some fireworks

the cop marries the girl who was shoving carrots up people's asses

billy gets killed and the other two ride off together on a train

her husband was sleeping with a man in the city

they surfed - it was "cool"

they surfed - it was "radical"

marco flies off a cliff, laura and rene have a kid, rebecca leaves

they both die

his sister is dead, the dog comes home

he is going to stop selling weed, they are gonna get together, aliens come

― ron (ron), Friday, 20 September 2002 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

self-administered lobotomy

― mbosa, Friday, 20 September 2002 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The girl from "Freaky Friday" kills the cop from "Monk" - just in time! Richard Nixon has an old friend for dinner.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Helen Mirren did it before Clive Owen could! I fall in love with Kelly McDonald. Again.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The two hot chicks win. Roger Moore's lighter backfires.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Deep Throat is a 15 year old girl

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 20 September 2002 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Topical one -
the kid can't shoot the bad guy but his wounded dad does (before dying) so the kid is "saved" and goes to live on a farm and never holds a gun again (so how did he escape the draft then? eh?)

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Friday, 20 September 2002 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

They're all topical! Well maybe not Young Frankenstein.

Jennifer Lopez arrests George Clooney but she hooks him up with Samuel Jackson who's an expert at escapes.

Jennifer Lopez is murdered by the head of her fan club but her memory lives on.

Jennifer Lopez triumphant! Anaconda defeated!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

He reaches out to embrace his wife as the the rope snaps tight and he is dead. Much later, New Order make a record out of this.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 20 September 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

They throw her out of the van and the b*ngb*s rolls on.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 20 September 2002 09:29 (twenty-three years ago)

because he himself was the rabbit all along!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 20 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

They don't throw their momma from the train.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 20 September 2002 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

He wakes up! Then he falls asleep again! Then he wakes up! Then he falls asleep again! Meanwhile, she cuts his foot off and sticks needles in his eyes while singing 'kirikirikiri'.

― alex, Friday, 20 September 2002 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

the elaborate scam works, but they end up precariously balanced on a cliff edge.

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 20 September 2002 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The weird girl in the video was pushed down the well.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 20 September 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The fight ends in a draw and they have to come back and do it all again.

Rocky wins

Not seen the last one.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 20 September 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

They realise that despite belonging to different subcultures within the school, they're all pretty cool really.

Ferris goes home.

Only Mr Pink survives.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 20 September 2002 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Petrie is rescued from his evil uncle the religious fundamentalist, Littlefoot learns an important lesson about gullibility while also teaching the older generation important moral lessons about tolerance and understanding. They sing a song.

― alex, Friday, 20 September 2002 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

the one about a plane taking off
and it's really all on earth ?
what film is this ?

― piscesboy, Friday, 20 September 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh !
someone just gave away the end of road to perdition !!

― piscesboy, Friday, 20 September 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The end of Road to Perdition is "The weird girl in the video was pushed down the well."?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

they drive off on zed's chopper (think about it)

― zebedee (Jeff W), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I approve of Zebedee's answer greatly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"her husband was sleeping with a man in the city" -- I really liked that movie.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Ace Face is only the fuckin' BELLBOY.

The sea captain's ghost takes her off to heaven.

Rex Harrison dies and his wives fight over him for all eternity.

They make him think he's Jack the Ripper, and his posh family venerate him all of a sudden.

The gopher beats Bill Murray.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 September 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave away Adaptation!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Jennifer Lopez hooks up with him and he ditches his fiancee for her.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 20 September 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

1.Lola doesn't make it in time
2.Lola doesn't make it in time
3.Lola makes it in time & everything ends well

Just when they have made it back to port, U96 is air raided and sinks. Depression follows.

Charles Bronson kills Henry Fonda. Claudia Cardinale brings tea to the railway workers.

― _deleted to protect the innocent_ (eofor), Friday, 20 September 2002 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

cassiel rejects eternity to be with her.

he commits suicide.

the spanish take the mission...

the shotgun is in the clock.

the 47 ronin take their revenge, and then opt for suicide en masse.

"yes i have master...and his wife did it."

― mike (ro)bott, Friday, 20 September 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Darth Vader's some old white guy.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 September 2002 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

ricky survives the seven days of live burial, kills the prison warden by pushing him into a meat grinder, and then frees all the prisoners by punching through the prison wall.

― gabriel rodriguez-doerr (gabe), Saturday, 21 September 2002 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

the house turns out to be a spaceship, and they all fly off into space.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 21 September 2002 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

he dies yet does not die and our sins are redeemed

(also he thinks abt having sex at one point)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 21 September 2002 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Plus Harry Dean Stanton tells him if he hadn't existed we would have had to have invented him.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 September 2002 09:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Susan leaves her suburban life and hooks up with the boho move theater projector.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 September 2002 09:56 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

They don't print the photos of the cops. The chicken gets away.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

haha! plus the kids take over (which I totally saw coming)

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

he leaves the hermitage. checkit - there's pushkin! he dies maybe. something mystical.

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not his daughter, it's a homicidal dwarf.

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Her father kills her. Then she goes to heaven or something.

― Simon Generic, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

He asks his grandfather to read him another story tomorrow.

― Simon Generic, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she's not really an axe murderer. he sings a song.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

He doesn't give a damn.

― Simon Generic, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 06:48 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...

Schoolgirls: do not sell your panties. It leads to harder stuff.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

rabbitt goes back to work

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Watts and Keith wind up together.

Louis Prima was never going to show up anyway. However, the friendships are salvaged and the everyday operation of the restaurant continues to chug along.

Jenny dies of AIDS. Forrest goes to visit her grave.

Andrew ends up with Allison, Bender ends up with Claire, and Brian ends up with a heck of a lot more confidence than he had at the beginning of the movie.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Rosey and Pam end
up together; Bob and Doug
get to drive beer truck.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 October 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The beach house blows up while Mike and Velda stumble into the ocean.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken Russell special:

Oliver Reed dies.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Woody Allen special:

She leaves him OR it just never worked out. He's over her now, though.

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the president!

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoever started this thread owes Neon magazine (RIP) money.

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

merv griffin did it!
kathleen turner cooked her nines,
then she gets real fat

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh YEAH, and:

Mark turns out to be Happy Harry Hardon (or Hard Harry, for short). He drives into the field with Nora and his portable radio station and gets arrested by the FCC, who have been chasing him all along. Principal Cresswood gets into trouble with the superintendent for expelling all those students, with the "good teacher" Ms. Emerson looking on (IIRC anyway).

(Heh, guess what movie's my favorite movie of all time. *wink*)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The old man tells Dick Jones he's fired, allowing Murphy to shoot him.

Mowgli sees girl, decides man-village not all that bad.

Deckard is a replicant

Boo Radley saves the kids

― robster (robster), Friday, 10 October 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not Rowan Atkinson, it's Scrappy!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The policeman and the crook finally meet. They have gunfight. Policeman's arm is blown off. He still manages to fire a bazooka at the crook. Then the crook pulls out A LIGHTBALL from his chest, and throws it at the policeman, and WHOLE JAPAN EXPLODES!

(Possibly the biggets spoiler ever.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Owen Wilson makes some kids jump off the GWB

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

There went the Challenger.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves actually does know kung fu.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Haiku Film Endings

I "ported". Savonarola's gonna get mad! ;)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

he eats the green eggs AND the ham!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

T-shirt

http://bp1.blogger.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/Rn0CjYw1A3I/AAAAAAAABps/xfMpR2Qfgqk/s1600-h/zoom.gif

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

dammit

http://bp1.blogger.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/Rn0CjYw1A3I/AAAAAAAABps/xfMpR2Qfgqk/s1600-h/zoom.gif

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

The whole last part was made up. What actually happened was he died at the front and she drowned in the bombings. And the other one is losing her mind, so it's her last book.

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

^ I don't think this is real.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

please post your better spoiler here ↓

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

a DOWN arrow!!!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

There's a radioactive Big Mac in the briefcase.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

He did it, he isn't really crazy (he's actually a socialist!), and he gets away with it. His girlfriend dies, though. That part doesn't make much sense.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

The cops knew he was underage all along.

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Soylent Green = people.

― Pillbox, Sunday, 16 March 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

The bad guy is actually his best friend.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 March 2008 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

MAUDE DIES!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

JENNER KILLS NICODEMUS.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

HAIKU IS A RIVER SPIRIT WHO KNEW CHIHIRO FROM A LONG TIME AGO.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

WILL SMITH WINS THE COMPETITIVE INTERNSHIP

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

EMINEM WINS THE RAP BATTLE

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

THIS APPLIES TO MULTIPLE SPIELBERG MOVIES:

IT'S A SPACESHIP!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

Peter Parker and Spiderman are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Bruce Banner and The Hulk are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Ian Curtis dies!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

The White Castle meal was pretty good.

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

Their heroin addiction leads tragically to amputation and exploitation at the hands of unscrupulous pornographers. Her television-induced self-image crisis results ultimately in involuntary electroshock therapy and institutionalization.

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

It was all imagined.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

The killer is revealed to be the boy twin, who was raised to present himself as the girl twin by their deranged aunt after the girl twin died in a tragic boating accident. Frontal nudity is the centerpiece of this revelation.

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)

Snoopy comes home.

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

They part.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

She dies.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

Eventually there is blood.

― chap, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

Nemo is found.

― chap, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

Amy goes back to being a lesbian

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

the bad guy might have lived

― gbx, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Henny Youngman is Keyser Soze

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

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