so so i just started doing this paleo diet thing - feels like it should be bullshit. is it?

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idk man although i am def not obese or anything, i am not the healthiest dude on the planet but i eat way too much processed crap out of laziness, and way too few vegetables thx to my ability to buy stuff and then let it spoil so i figured why not try a 30 day run at this? 2 days in and feel good, food is tasty etc, but that makes me feel like this could be some bullshit atkins thing.

note - i am not going whole hog and not drinking, because liquor makes me healthy and strong.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

i definitely felt healthier and lost weight, even while boozing, doing this, but i got lazy w/ it

upset and upsetting (electricsound), Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:39 (thirteen years ago)

guys, i'm sure i don't need to say it but paleo diet + booze is sort of missing the point.

let's have a look at what you ate for your first two days.

dylannn, Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

I see what you are saying, but I am pretty sure that McDonald's/tombstone oven pizza/French dip + au gratin potatoes + fancy beer is going to lose out vs paleo + fancy beet but I guess time will tell.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:20 (thirteen years ago)

Ha esp if "fancy beet" was true

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:20 (thirteen years ago)

but fancy beer is no better for body composition than coors light is! i get what you're saying, though.

dylannn, Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no I get that, in fact I was kinda doing a wink wink because I am sure that fancy beer is actually worse than coors light tbh

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:24 (thirteen years ago)

i have mostly quit grains and it feels good man. i thought i needed them to not feel hungry but i do not. however i am never doing the paleo diet because i also like nightshade vegetables and legumes and wine. however nevertheless although i have discovered i love beef after not eating it for like 8 years.

horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

pork is another story but maybe i can work on it

horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

to answer the question i suspect it is partially bullshit

horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

guys, i'm sure i don't need to say it but paleo diet + booze is sort of missing the point.

Diet "fascism" is just the weirdest thing to me. Like, it's possible to loosely (even very loosely) follow the guidelines of a particular diet for the sake of eating a little better. I'm gonna start calling myself a vegan just to see how many heads explode when I eat a cheeseburger.

That said, paleo makes a lot of sense in terms of eliminating processed stuff and eating more lean protein. I've only ever been an 85% adherist at best, but I definitely felt better once I went that route.

Old Lunch, Thursday, 20 September 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

The thing with most diets is that you really have to stay on them in order to keep the weight off; if you go back to old eating habits, you will go back to your old weight

I just started counting the calories of my meals this week and its amazing how much more food you can eat if its low-fat and cooked simply just by that metric alone. Also beer is the devil ;_;

Current goal is to drop 5 lbs and then add in exercise to accelerate the process

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

Diet "fascism" is just the weirdest thing to me. Like, it's possible to loosely (even very loosely) follow the guidelines of a particular diet for the sake of eating a little better.

This. I've been eating paleo for over seven years but don't have a problem with the occasional drink or whatever when out. What's important is that I'm not buying non-paleo foods at the grocery store every week and having them at home.

fit and working again, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

McDonald's/tombstone oven pizza/French dip + au gratin potatoes + fancy beer

mmm

i think the paleo diet is an good diet with an incredibly silly rationale tbh

human centipede hz (thomp), Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

i've been paleo for 4 months now. i dropped about 25lbs while also getting stronger. It takes some time and effort to plan meals and stuff but i really don't see myself eating any other way again. I do allow myself a seldom fancy beer but i'm talking like one bomber maybe twice a month.

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

The thing with most diets is that you really have to stay on them in order to keep the weight off; if you go back to old eating habits, you will go back to your old weight

i really don't even think of it as a "diet" in the sense of any diet i've ever been on before. It's just become the way i eat now , i don't ever get the feeling like i'm missing something that i have to go back to.

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

i've not gone paleo but loosely just trying to eat vegan a few times a week, and save meat for a treat, in the last month. have lost about 3/4 of a stone and people already commenting. this is combined with exercise.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

never quitting fancy beer tho.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

i also cut out refined carbs as far as possible.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

apart from fancy beer as mentioned.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

i really don't even think of it as a "diet" in the sense of any diet i've ever been on before. It's just become the way i eat now , i don't ever get the feeling like i'm missing something that i have to go back to.

ya carne, that's what I was getting at

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like a lot of the evolutionary arguments are somewhere between questionable and bunk, but it's hard to go wrong with "meat/fish plus a metric ass-ton of non-starchy vegetables" as your primary food source.
Strict paleo-ists lose me when they talk about legumes being the devil. I don't like beans but they've been a pretty successful diet staple for mankind and I sincerely doubt you can trace any uptick in obesity to them.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but legumes are like the least exciting thing to not be allowed to eat so it's nbd to me

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

leg∞mes

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

I thought the whole anti-beans thing was just because they cause some people gi distress. But, yeah, it seems like bunkum to be anti-beans.

Old Lunch, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

That said, paleo makes a lot of sense in terms of eliminating processed stuff and eating more lean protein.

Fair enough, but "eliminating processed stuff and eating more lean protein" is not so much "paleo" as "every popular diet regimen since 1970"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

i ate paleo for a couple months and it was p great i had lots of energy and got ripped, it was really too intense for me to stick with tho, but since then ive ate kinda paleoish, rarely any grains or processed sugar, lots of fruit and green vegetables, only dairy i really eat is in tea or coffee and i put butter on things for sure, i use salt but often ill eat a meal w/o adding any, i cheat more often than when i was going hardcare, have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich w/e here or there, prob my biggest deviation is that i eat a lot of fatty meat, i also drink booze and eat pickled foods and legumes, so it p lax compared to the real thing but its a way healthier diet than before i did paleo

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

empedocles was a proto-paleo anti-bean crazer & he threw himself into mt etna, which may be a salutary tale for the zealots

ogmor, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

i ate paleo for a couple months and it was p great i had lots of energy and got ripped

Wait, that's the one weird tip?

kinder, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

i ate paleo for a couple months and it was p great i had lots of energy and got ripped, it was really too intense for me to stick with tho, but since then ive ate kinda paleoish, rarely any grains or processed sugar, lots of fruit and green vegetables, only dairy i really eat is in tea or coffee and i put butter on things for sure, i use salt but often ill eat a meal w/o adding any, i cheat more often than when i was going hardcare, have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich w/e here or there, prob my biggest deviation is that i eat a lot of fatty meat, i also drink booze and eat pickled foods and legumes, so it p lax compared to the real thing but its a way healthier diet than before i did paleo

butter and fatty meat are both popular w/ paleo people - unlike Atkins/etc. they're big on fats

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - lol

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

idk I'm inclined to think that paleo is BS but I think that of most fad diets. Eat less, move more. It's not rocket science but it is hard to adhere to.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

butter and fatty meat are both popular w/ paleo people - unlike Atkins/etc. they're big on fats

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

atkins loves fat you can eat all the bacon you want, paleo is lean meats no dairy, tho there are a lot of home brew paleo variants out there, but if you read the book fat is def out

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

idk I'm inclined to think that paleo is BS but I think that of most fad diets.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:28 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tautology^

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

xp: I was gonna say that seemed to be exactly backwards

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

and eat less move more is all well and good but to deny that the human body reacts differently to different types of food is kinda w/e

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxp Yeah, lean meats are stressed in Cordain's book but others state that is unsustanable. I found myself craving hamburger when I was living on chicken and salmon and when I started eating beef etc. again I was much happier.

fit and working again, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

fuck eating less i feel like i eat a shit ton more on paleo xp

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Cordain's book is good on the science but Neanderthin is a better guide to doing this.

fit and working again, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

at first i did eat more fatty meat to kind help me cope with the lack of carbs, but after a month i really have a good balance of lean meats and more fattier cuts at times.

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

just eat more fancy beets. you'll feel like a million bucks!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

ah, should have said I mostly know paleo from Robb Wolf and the Mark's Daily Apple guy, they're both pretty pro-fat

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

just eat more fancy beets. you'll feel like a million bucks!

perhaps true!
http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/nutrition/Never-Miss-a-Beet.html

I want to try beet juice, but the only way I can find it locally is at Whole Foods, mixed w/ carrot and ginger for $5/12 oz

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i mostly know Robb Wolf stuff

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

its funny how everyone is allowed their own paleo, i guess the idea re fat is that before agriculture fatty meat and butter did not exist, and then in the book theyll tell you abt the metabolic science behind it

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

livin in you own private paleo

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

I want to try beet juice, but the only way I can find it locally is at Whole Foods, mixed w/ carrot and ginger for $5/12 oz

lol - now that you mention it, I remember reading this a while back: http://gawker.com/5929716/all-the-olympic-athletes-are-guzzling-beet-juice

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not the type that's gonna cut anything out on a permanent basis but i do think paleo is really, really useful for being mindful of your grain intake vis a vis fruits, vegetables, and lean protein.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

juicing is generally considered no cool amongst most contemporary fitness fanatics from what i can tell, tho that may vary if youre a competitive athlete

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Just get a juicer, milo. It'll be worth it in the long run. i have afriend who makes all kinds of crazy juices with veg and whatnot and some of them are amazing tonics. She's had this juicer now for at least ten years.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

fatty meat existed before agriculture! fish, game meat, etc. Not 80/20 ground beef, I guess, but still fat.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

What, besides dairy, is out of a paleo diet? I assume that, even before agriculture, ppl ate certain grains and nuts and fruits as they encountered them else how would we ever have decided to cultivate them?

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

nuts and fruit are totally paleo jut don't eat too much

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

That's what I figured. Lots of insects and grubs, too, right?

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

sure go for it

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

okay to eat yr neighbours?

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

i use paleo as a basic foundation for my diet.. but i'm gonna eat beans, quinoa, greek yogurt, steel cut oats, tomatoes and drink booze til i d-i-e

it's smdh time in America (will), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

fatty meat existed before agriculture! fish, game meat, etc. Not 80/20 ground beef, I guess, but still fat.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it had fat in it but would be described by todays standards as lean meat, there was no marbled rib eye to be had

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

What, besides dairy, is out of a paleo diet?

This is kind of my sticking point: life without cheese is a misnomer.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

Life w/o cheese is nightmarish and I agree with will. I try to keep grains to a relative minimum calorie-wise and have largely shifted away from bleached flours or white rice and have added quinoa, buckwheat, farro but even those in relative moderation. I no longer eat a lot of beef but when I do it's grass-fed and leaner.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

thanks for the new dn

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

may the movement increase and flourish

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

sandwich or ice cr?m sandwich

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah the thing we are working with is def not crazy person strict paleo, its called "practical paleo" iirc. frankly anything that gives me an excuse/reason to make lamb dolmas is aok with me.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

and yeah i think the "science" behind this is pretty yeah sure whatever, but the food is good and i feel less crappy after i eat, so

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

no nightshade vegetables?? kinda shit is that

goole, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

i sort of run on something like this diet by habit anyway. don't much like bread, not much of a sweet tooth.

goole, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

and yeah i think the "science" behind this is pretty yeah sure whatever

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u shd read the paleo book, i mean u can yeah sure w/e it but there is a lot of science in there, its written by a researcher, the bibliography is like 20 pages long

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

man school + stress + indolence has completely scuppered my once-decent dietary habits. so much bad cafeteria food, takeout, and chips and shit.

currently in one of those anxiety loops w/r/t "there are important things you need to do with your free time that are actually very important but for god's sake man you have GOT to clean out the fridge and stop ordering pizza"

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

haha pizza is so good

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

i have the Paleo For Athletes book, i should read it one of these days

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

i moved to the country and theres no delivery is the only reason im able to eat healthy at all

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

been eating paleo roughly 80% of the time since the end of june, lost 20lbs, more to lose on the way, loving it

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

i have paleo for athletes, the differences are p subtle, its really for putting together a training regimen for like doing a marathon or w/e where youre looking to be super precise, rather than being for someone who just gets a lot of exercise

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

man school + stress + indolence has completely scuppered my once-decent dietary habits.

man school will do that to you.

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

diet fads are the weirdest thing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

this idea that every 10 years someone has figured out the BEST way for people to eat... it reminds me of parenting books, every 10 years we've FINALLY figured out how to raise children! lol.

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

*thinks deeply*

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

were you guys all on the atkins diet ten years ago serious question

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

nope, the paleo diet is the only one ive ever tried, the thing that attracted me to it is that its mostly popular w/fitness fanatics rather than people who want to lose weight, and i didnt really need to lose weight but i was interested in eating healthier and getting ripped, so there you go

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

can you smash bricks with your bare hands yet

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

of course

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah basically the paleo way of eating goes really well with my workout habits.

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

juan atkins diet

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

To be honest, paleo just seems like a dogmatic version of a normal weight-training diet. Pound of kale + whole roast chicken for dinner? Sure. Eliminating carbohydrates is weird to me, though, I don't think that's good for your body. And eliminating nightshades just sounds like insanity.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

were you guys all on the atkins diet ten years ago serious question

I still do this in phases from time to time. Paleo is a more common-sense, sustainable 'lifestyle' diet imo, but when I want to shed a few pounds, Atkins + exercise has proven to be the most effective method for me. ymmv obv

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

To be honest, paleo just seems like a dogmatic version of a normal weight-training diet. Pound of kale + whole roast chicken for dinner? Sure. Eliminating carbohydrates is weird to me, though, I don't think that's good for your body. And eliminating nightshades just sounds like insanity.

― a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can eat tons of carbs just not starches or refined sugars, as for everyone saying this just seems like common sense, interesting to see how the common sense has changed over the years via the popularity of fad diets, i mean like the us government still recommends a shit ton of starches to this day, although less than they used to

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

not long ago people thought pasta was super healthy cause it doesnt have any fat!

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

you can eat tons of carbs

mmmmm sweet potatoes

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, OK. My Crossfitting friend told me "no carbs" and I was like "you crazy". He looks good, though. Tough.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

personally I just try to observe simple rules (drilled into me primarily from my mom, whose father was this guy) - don't eat any processed shit (transfat, junk food, sodas, mass market meat products, etc.), cook at home, eat a lot of veggies (primarily organic produce from the co-op plus our CSA box), meat a couple times a week. that's pretty much it. I walk a mile a day. I do not have a catchy name or rationale for this diet.

xp

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, OK. My Crossfitting friend told me "no carbs" and I was like "you crazy". He looks good, though. Tough.

― a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:22 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well carbs often is just used as shorthand for starches, just also like the sugar in fuit is carbs too

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

so its not like atkins where youre really going for the metabolic response to eating no carbs at all

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

yeah atkins is trying to shoot ketosis all the time

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

i do keep to relativity low carb but that's just me

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

No I understood paleo to be about monitoring your insulin and so forth.

I can't get behind eating so much meat, myself, nor giving up nightshades or legumes. Plus, the rhetoric like "Mbutu tribes in modern day Papua New Guinea surely subsisted on cassava root and yams so these root vegetables are deemed paleo" infuriates me. Honestly I feel like I have more in common with Ted Nugent's "let's kill something + eat it" style than "let's go to the supermarket and pretend we're cavemen" thing. Not knocking paleo, I just can't suspend my disbelief enough to actually try it out

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

Also pasta is good for you especially when topped with sauce of nightshade and shaved dairy product, welcome to the 21st century

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

all that mumbo jumbo is like yeah whatever then you start eating this way and feel great and see results in body composition. that's what sold me on it

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

You only have to give up nightshades if you're sensitive to them - it's kind of an elimination diet thing.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

let's go to the supermarket and pretend we're cavemen

yeah this shit is obnoxious

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

I clubbed the last person that told me that and stole there fire btw

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

Paleo strikes me as somewhat different from other fad diets because you don't, strictly speaking, have to be in caloric restriction to eat paleo. It's a lifestyle/diet you can maintain even once you've reached your goal weight (if you want to lose weight) because all it really boils down to is the Michael Pollan line about eating food, mostly plants, etc..

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

(really, you only have a caloric restriction BECAUSE you're cutting out so many high-calorie/high-carb foods like bread and pasta and milk)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i'd think that paleo/veganism (our resident NNs favorite diets) are more focused on maintenance than they are on "losing weight"

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I figure you could skip the mumbo-jumbo and just write the world's shortest diet book:
- eat a solid amount of protein to maintain lean mass
- eat a ton of non-starchy vegetables, mostly greens
- don't drink sugar
- dairy's okay if it doesn't give you the shits, don't drink too much
- bread/rice/etc. in small doses - don't live on the Endless Pasta Bowl, etc.
- fast for a day or two on occasion

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

well I dunno about the fasting thing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

See I prefer "eat lots of rice and quinoa and ease up on the corn, wheat and potatoes" but I used to be macro/vegan so that's my own bias talking. I think I just have a problem with "lots of meat!" in any diet b/c of processing, sodium, environmental concerns, cruelty, non-sustainability, mercury, nitrates, expense, and that it's such a privileged diet to indulge upon. Boring concerns, yeah zzzzz. Generally I decide what to eat protein-wise by allowing myself a chicken, a fish, a steak and a dozen eggs every week but I like that kind of symmetry. The parable diet.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

totally feel you on the meat thing. industrial production of beef is pretty fucking odious.

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

paleo diet is like this one weird trick to get you to eat unprocessed foods

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

fast for a day or two on occasion

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:42 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

milo tell me more about fasting

carne asada, Monday, 24 September 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

just eat more fancy beets. you'll feel like a million bucks!

― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:38 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Words to live by!

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

So what do you paleo people eat for breakfast? No fiber cereal or oatmeal?

curmudgeon, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

a live salmon

clouds, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

OP: Mostly bullshit. There's no question that eating less processed food is healthier, and if you're going to eat meat that grass-fed beef is healthier (its higher in n−3 fatty acids). But, overall, a low carb animal protein based diet will kill you.

The argument in Loren Cordain's books (which started the paleo fad over a decade ago) was a lot of hand-waving and few studies. Our paleo ancestors weren't subsisting on a diet of persistance hunting run down antelope. Hunter gatherers get around 60% of their calories from plants, with the exception of the Eskimos, who died young, with lotsa of gout and osteoporosis from eating too much protein. And there's ample evidence that our common ancestor with the common chimp and bonobo got 80% of their calories from plants, the average human has 3 times the number of amylase (starch digesting) gene as chimps (even the Eskimos), so we've likely been cooking tubers and seeds over the campfire for as long as we've controlled fire (400k, maybe 700k years BP). So a evolutionary argument for a mostly animal protein paleo diet would rest on any adaptations we picked up in the window after bipedalism and before fire - a pretty short window considering how long our primate ancestors were eating leaves a fruit.

‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

the thing is, everything will eventually kill you

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

paleo endorses eat plants and carbs just fyi, you might be thinking of atkins

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

So what do you paleo people eat for breakfast? No fiber cereal or oatmeal?

― curmudgeon, Monday, September 24, 2012 10:25 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eggs and kale usually, maybe a lil smoked salmon

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

leafy green (spinach, yam leaves, whatever, steamed) + leftover block of protein (whatever i ate for dinner or pwo meal) . first meal is always mainly protein + fat + leafy green. and the last meal of the day is always prepped with breakfast in mind.

dylannn, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

if im really pressed its boiled egg * 3 + block of frozen spinach splashed with olive oil after microwaving

dylannn, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

so i am a week in now, and pretty sold on this deal. lost 1.5 pounds, but more importantly the location of that weight seems to be shifting out of ye old beer belly and into like muscles and stuff in a pretty notable way? way more energy, sleeping better, not feeling like i am going to die after i work out, drinking a shit ton more water. and most of the recipes have been awesome (crustless swirled quiche less so) - in particular a laab esan variant made with ground turkey that made me realize that up until now i have been living a lie thx to not having chinese 5 spice in my house.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

one quick question - this thing keeps hassling me to replace my soy sauce with coconut aminos, which sounds terrible to me. is it a thing? does it suck?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

are you using a specific cookbook or piecing together stuff based on a cornucopia of sources

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

a specific cookbook that pretty much rules, ks brother who is one of those terrifyingly healthy dudes (hes a physical trainer) tried a bunch of them and recommended it. lemme find a link

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

one of the things i like abt it is that it has a bunch of 30 day meal plans, and you can go to the website and download complete weekly shopping lists, which is urgent and key for a slack asshole like me that needs to be told what to do wrt feeding myself.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

oh that's pretty awesome, right now we keep having this issue where instead of planning meals we will buy "staples" which then means we end up with a freezer full of catfish for three months

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

jj can i ask what your workout is?

goole, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

beercan curls

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

ha i was gonna say we can have a tedious gym talk over some complex sugar and alcohol beverages sometime

goole, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

beercan curls a component of course

nothing crazy, long dog walking (which is an upper body workout as well because 110 pounds of dog + a world full of terrible things to smell is an adventure) and the dusty elliptical machine upstairs. prob going to return to doing kettlebell stuff with ks brother after the first month of this, but i dont want to kill myself that way quite yet.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

"the HENRY workout"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

to be clear, i think my positive results are going to be a little more extreme than most thx to the fact that prior to this i basically ate complete fucking garbage 24/7.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

hooray for my weird metabolism, by all rights i should weigh like 300 pounds at this point.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

also there are moments of super weird cravings, i was walking through trader joes and there was a little carrot juice sample counter and i was suddenly ravenously interested in drinking like a carton of the stuff, despite not giving two shits abt carrot juice in the preceding 30+ years of my life on this planet.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

well carrot juice is the best of all juices so I think that just means your body is readjusting to normal

barthes simpson, Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

no way, grapefruit or go home

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

^ knows what hes talking abt

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

breakfast = big smoothie: fruit, oils, honey, coconut milk or avocado, eggs.

fit and working again, Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

my absolute hatred of all things avocado that are not named guacamole has been kind of a slight stumbling point wrt this paleo thing actually. "need a snack? why not have half an avocado?" why not fuck you buddy.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

they (and eggs) are something I came around to.

fit and working again, Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

so i get the hatred.

fit and working again, Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

avocado with soy sauce is superb.

barthes simpson, Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

avocados are fucking delightful

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

one of the things i like abt it is that it has a bunch of 30 day meal plans, and you can go to the website and download complete weekly shopping lists, which is urgent and key for a slack asshole like me that needs to be told what to do wrt feeding myself.

this is u&k and might get me to purchase said book. like djp, I just sorta buy "stuff" and end up having to chuck things or not having the right ingredients or w/e

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

btw I wrote that post from the twenty four hour McDonald's that is located INSIDE the hospital

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

The thing about carrot juice is you don't have to drink a huge glass, a lot of health nut people just have a little cup of it. Then you have your vitamin situation taken care of for the day! If you hate it, it goes down easy...but it isn't that bad!

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

meanwhile I ate a gigantic fake Asian soup with DUMPLINGS! and bulgogi in it for lunch: 375 calories (allegedly)

oh I also ordered that book because yay shopping lists

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

the meal planning is a lot of work still. I don't have much time after work and the gym everyday so spending some time on sunday prepping stuff for the week is a must.

carne asada, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

that's fine, I spend a good chunk of the weekend watching TV anyway (when I'm not in a rehearsal)

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

can i ask you guys something? do you already do most of the meal planning/grocery shopping in your household?

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

Once I get on the recovery path from my current pathology, I need a healthy diet that works for a single person who hates/is ignorant of cooking.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

(i was just wondering because i basically do all of the above in my own household as well as prepare all of the meals with the exception of convenience foods like cereal, etc. i'm a total kitchen control freak and a shopping list would actually make my life way more difficult.)

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

my girl and i very much share the responsibilities so that helps xxp

carne asada, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

our paleo ancestors had a life expectancy of roughly 20 years. has that been brought up on this thread yet?

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

it's about 70/30 her/me right now in terms of shopping; as I stated before, meal planning goes as far as "I can make meals out of these 20 things" aside from maybe one night every other week where my wife actually plans a meal rather than one of us looking in the freezer/refrigerator and saying "hmm what can we build from these components... oh fuck it *orders Indian/Chinese/Thai*"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

hm
i think there are systems issues that can help (or hinder) one's adoption of a new diet so i was just wondering; i also don't think that "equality" necessarily = splitting responsibility for cooking/shopping duties down the middle. that can be fun for some people and just totally inefficient for others. also not trying to make any statements about division of household labor. i was just curious about how you all were currently handling the food prep responsibilities.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I need a healthy diet that works for a single person who hates/is ignorant of cooking.

This is me. Salad/steamed veggies plus some meat is easy.

fit and working again, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

I need a healthy diet that works for a single person who hates/is ignorant of cooking.

i think it depends on your activity level

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, which will be determined by the aftermath of my treatment to some degree.

Guess I will get a steamer and a rice cooker?

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

our paleo ancestors had a life expectancy of roughly 20 years. has that been brought up on this thread yet?

― the late great, Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:53 PM (15 minutes ago)

nutrition probably factored very low as a cause of that

carne asada, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, is there an update on yr health that you have shared somewhere?? Wondering if new docs have made themselves at home w some solutions yet.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

xxp Saucepan with lid + steaming tray. A crock pot is also useful.

fit and working again, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

You can use a rice cooker as a steamer! So yes, get one!

xposts

quincie, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

well you won't be making rice in it cuz that shits not paleo

carne asada, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

orbit, I don't have a dead-certain diagnosis yet, but soon. Looking like a treatable myeloma.

I'm not likely to stick with any single diet template rigidly for too long, but I'll investigate. Anyone familiar with this book?

http://www.amazon.com/Starts-Food-Discover-Whole30-Unexpected/dp/1936608898

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

carne asada what's your source?

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

PHEW that is...a relief? I hope??! Right on, sports fan.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

xp i guess you're saying more people die young of preventable causes, but we don't really know what it's like to scale up a paleolithic diet

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Not paleo, but similar in many respects and probably more useful from a medical perspective:

Anti-Inflammatory Diet

Brad C., Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I would love to plan meals, but I usually come up with my ideas at the supermarket.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

damn morbs, take care, hope they get that thing

goole, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

I've also heard that it was the infection/injury/sabre tooth tiger aspect of paleo man that reduced his life span. If he managed to avoid these catastrophes he could live to 60 or 70. (No source!)

Also, avocado and Balsamic vinegar is even more superb.

nickn, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

^^

xp i guess you're saying more people die young of preventable causes, but we don't really know what it's like to scale up a paleolithic diet

― the late great, Thursday, September 27, 2012 4:30 PM (13 minutes ago)

what i was getting at.

carne asada, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

there are actually populations on paleo diets who have never switched, the people were healthy and had low rates of obesity, stroke and heart disease. they had elderly people around but the elderly tend to die a little younger than ours.

i wonder if you could get the same benefit with the low-sodium, low-processed, low-red meat, low-fat andrew weil diet

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

i think low calorie / don't be sedentary is the way to go

the late great, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

oh I also ordered that book because yay shopping lists

DJP - one note on the shopping list: It doesn't include pantry basics stuff like coconut oil, butter, spices, or fresh herbs. You have to build up the pantry a bit, but it is pretty great to have everything else accounted for. Other than that, it's a great book, the food is almost exclusively delicious and apparently, ilx, jjjusten can cook! like, really well!

Paleo challenge of the day - going to a dumb bridal shower for my not dumb SIL. There will be cupcakes. Shits gettin' real.

referencerocks, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

another 1.5 pounds, slight double chin is gone, tummy is vanishing at high speeds. feel awesome. on the downside, thx to being committed to following the meal plan to the letter, just spent $26 on lamb chops tonight - yes it is going to be used to make some kalamata/tziki/lamb awesomeness, but next time round that shit is getting subbed out for some other meat.

avg budget per week for every ingredient needed for a fam of 2 eating 3 daily meals seems to be about $140, which is pretty fucking awesome compared to the $$$ i was throwing at half-assed bar food previously.

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that sounds about right, budget-wise

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

also the other thing that is becoming apparent is that this cookbook skimps on spice. prob for some gastrointestinal health reason. that is also getting fixed on round two, as good as the recipes have been so far (altho fuck a shrimp ceviche. actually hated both the shrimp things.) i need some facemelt over here every so often. buffalo chicken lettuce cups seemed much more like a chicken that had heard passingly about buffalo sauce but had blocked it out.

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

if i took out the lamb purchases in favor of sanely priced meat this would prob be closer to $120 a week. also altho tasty lamb kinda creeps me out.

also, prepare to eat a lot of bacon.

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

lamb is crazy expensive

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i had no idea. $12+ a pound iirc?

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

well you're sure gonna eat less meat that way

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

Lamb is my favorite of all meats, but we only do it once or twice a year. It's ridiculous

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

yeah normally when you see something called "stew meat" you do not expect to cash in your retirement fund to buy it in my up until now experience.

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

My friend's dad farms sheep and I kind of feel guilty for the lambburgers I consumed without a second thought

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

DJP - one note on the shopping list: It doesn't include pantry basics stuff like coconut oil, butter, spices, or fresh herbs.

haven't had a chance to read through the book yet so thanks for this heads up; will definitely scan the recipes for staples and add them to the list

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

There's a "TEDx" talk making the rounds of some doctor named Terry Wahls who claims to have cured her MS using paleo diet. This has led to VERY frustrating arguments, but at the same time, at least what Wahls is promoting amounts to a healthy diet and not snake oil. I find the "paleo" aspect of this diet to be kind of a gimmick, but the system itself is certainly one version of eating very healthy.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.terrywahls.com/about-Terry-Wahls

I think it's also very possible that she believes she cured her MS through diet. It's also not impossible that she did. But it's a little disappointing that a professor of medicine would make this kind of claim with nothing but a single piece of personal anecdotal evidence, especially with a disease as complicated as MS that has been known to go into remission on its own.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

And she will tell you all about it, in a series of high-priced books and DVDs

http://www.terrywahls.com/books-dvds-cds

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

my sister in-law is managing her MS through a v hardcore paleo diet (but she's also on a ton of vitamin supplements so maybe not the same thing), so far it's working. she used to get debilitating headaches every other week, and she's had maybe 2 in the past 6 months. but yeah, I don't know how much of that is just the diet and how much is just MS being v complicated

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/ms.html

again, since there doesn't seem to be any doubt that the paleo diet is generally a healthy diet, no reason for her to stop (@VG)

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

yeah pretty much

my mother in law is on the Gershon diet for her pancreatic cancer, which is about as close to quackery as you can get without being completely insane (and it's kind of insane)

what I have learned from my family members experience with these quackish methods is basically - fuck it, if it works for them & they're happier with it than without it, who cares

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

which is not to say that I don't think it's all kind of bonkers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

there doesn't seem to be any doubt that the paleo diet is generally a healthy diet

it tied for dead last in this list. not that that means it's unhealthy, but I wouldn't go so far as to say there isn't any doubt.

http://health.usnews.com/best-diet/best-overall-diets?page=3

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

i think a healthy diet is always going to make your life easier with MS, but afaik there is currently no cure at all for the disease

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

it's more just managing symptoms, same as you might with any kind of chronic illness; ie you have MS, you will always have MS, but here's a way to live with it and not be a prisoner of it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

yeah pretty much

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

I mean this crazy paleo thing my sister in law is doing works because she has never really cared about food - she'll eat whatever she has to to not have headaches, and if that means there's only 5 things she can eat, she's fine with that. I'd go insane, personally.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

I have a friend (VG will know who I'm referring to) who has lost ~ 90 pounds so far by just watching what he's eating and restricting calories. Caloric restriction! What will they come up with next?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

There are a great many ways to skin a cat. The paleo in the paleo diet is just a catchy hook, a gimmick. There is no way under the sun for a modern city dweller to eat the actual diet of paleolithic hunter-gatherers. So, in that respect it is all a bunch of bollocks.

However, the real test of any diet is whether it supports overall health and well-being. Afaics, the paleo diet is capable of improving some people's health, maybe just bcz it focuses them on making choices and being aware of what they eat. But, if it works, it works, and I have no problem with that.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

it's just finding a way to eat healthily that works for you personally. i'm losing the pounds at a rate lately and my plan was basically to eat more plants and less meat or carbs, and only have one large meal in a day.

combined with exercise it seems to work a dream. i think it's helped by finding healthier types of food that suit you.

but i dunno, overall real diet change reminds me of giving up smoking. when a day comes that you actually want to do it rather than that you feel you should, it's really easy.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

really the only way to live is to figure out what kind of foods you want to eat (when factoring in health and weight, not just taste) and switch to them, then never change. Ever. That's your diet. Being "on a diet" is kind of crap.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah when I said I meant that it was a healthy diet, I meant, like, a person who eats junk and processed food and switches to paleo will be healthier, not that it's the optimal way to lose weight or reduce cholesterol or w/e. And catchiness is good because it helps people remember what to eat and what not to eat. E.g. I always liked Michael Pollan's "eat food, not too much, mostly plants" -- maybe some plants are higher in some nutrient than others or some have too much sugar, but a simple formulation will help you have an overall healthy diet.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

eat mcdonalds, not too little, mostly quarter pounders

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/archives/2012/Sep

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

Hmm.

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/archives/2012/Sep

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/092712/salt-the-wonder-food.gif

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

salt is my achilles heel i have to say. need to start phasing it out.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

That paleo cookbook JJ linked to is pretty interesting. There is a 'staples' shopping list included for you to pre-stock your pantry even though there aren't staples listed w/ each dish.

Would guess that it's easy on the spice because it's aimed at Middle America. Spices are generally looked upon highly as far as health.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

do you have any idea how hard it is to get fragrant mastodon powder, though

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

was reading the anti-inflammatory diet upthread... surely this would be an insane amount of food every day?

http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/ART02995/Dr-Weil-Anti-Inflammatory-Food-Pyramid.html

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

presumably the serving sizes are smaller than what people normally consider a "serving"

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

seems highly unmanageable to me, like you'd be having tiny bits of so many things. v hard to plan meals and costly/wasteful?

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

that diet looks delicious

i think there's some day/week misprints

set the controls for the heart of the congos (thomp), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

Saw Joel Fuhrman profiled somewhere - he recommends a pound a day of raw vegetables and a pound of cooked. I like greens but I can't imagine putting away a pound of raw veggies a day.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

welcome to the poop diet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

hey djp, did you give this a shot yet? recipes are 90% great, but imo everything they do with shrimp can be avoided, also it has opened my mind to the possibilities inherent in skirt and flank steak, and opened my mind to squash which up until now has been among my most hated things ever. spaghetti squash is awesome! butternut squash soup is the fucking best! my solution to the spice (or lack thereof) aspect has been to double the amount of pepper recommended most of the time.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

what is the logic behind the lack of spice?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

If you really want to do a paleo diet you should be ripping raw marrow out of bones and eating root bulbs. Anything less is just dilettantism!

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Just not eating processed food is a good fucking thing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

I have not tried this yet, because I am super lazy

also I haven't had a chance to go shopping this week and this weekend I have two rehearsal on Saturday and two rehearsals and a concert on Sunday so I'm likely not going to get the opportunity to really look into this until next week (although I have another concert two weeks from Sunday and another one the Sunday after that)

I bought a big thing of frozen shrimp this weekend so hearing all the shrimp dishes can be skipped is a little ;_;

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

to be fair, i kind of hate shrimp in general so i maybe should not be trusted wrt that.

the lack of spice thing is prob a nod to the idea that the book also has a lot of stuff for people with gi problems or food intolerance issues and whatever. its def not part of the design in general. as of this morning i am down ten pounds, so the 3 pounds a week sorta steady loss thing seems to be working, i am assuming thats will slow down in about another 5 pounds or so which will be pretty much optimum, then a much slower loss of 5 more pounds and i will be at my lowest weight since uh college?

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

wow

okay I need to stop procrastinating on this

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

wtg jjj!

I was curious about the spice thing bc my MIL's weird paleo therapy is very specific about no 'aromatics' - almost zero spices, only a handful of herbs. But I think you're right about the GI problems/food intolerance...seems to me there's a tendency to just advise against it altogether, as a precaution for those who have those kind of problems

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Also they make food taste good? And a lot of these lifestyle diets are actually about deprioritizing the taste/luxury of food and making it more of a necessity that you keep v simple?

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

I was real anxious and lost five pounds last week

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I think that's p otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

haha if this diet is supposed to deprioritize the taste and luxury of food, they are definitely failing on that account, because almost all of this stuff tastes awesome. i was fairly concerned for the first few days that i was actually going to gain weight from this because i was always full and satisfied after meals, which seems very undiety to me.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

that seems like such BS to me - why make your food taste worse at the cost of virtually 0 calories etc

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i mean this particular book basically looks like yer regular food porn cookbook, huge glossy pictures of each meal carefully presented etc, they are def not trying for some sorta hairshirt food punishment vibe. and theres plenty of spice in the sense of sage/basil/oregano/fennel etc, just not as much heat as i prefer. but a)i can see that from the gi side and b)i am a hot sauce guzzling monster, so i might have a higher bar for spice than most. tomorrow we are making jalapeno bison burgers tho, so we'll see how that turns out.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

bison burgers! nice!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

Man I wish that lamb was less creepy/expensive, because I am not going to lie, the Greek spice lamb chops with house made kalamata tapenade and Greek salad w/avo-tziki we had earlier this week was one of the best things ever.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

good lamb makes me tear up a little

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

That's great, jj! I don't know what your cookbook is like but the ruling out spices/heat and being used for GI issues sounded like the recommended macrobiotic/anti-inflammatory diet. Per my friend who was on it, it takes out all seasonings and spices because they "inflame" the senses or soemthing like that, which iirc translates to "makes you like food and want more."

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i dunno if i'm ready for a diet that turns food from an enjoyable thing into a subsistence

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

ha yeah there was no chance of me going down that road, i love food way too fucking much for that. which makes my years of red baron frozen pizza laziness kind of sad really.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

it's a rite of passage; you have to do that to enjoy real food imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

one of the best thing i ever ate was a braised lamb shank. i cannot find them anywhere. need to start breeding ten legged lambs imo.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

i would seriously graft a newborn lamb leg onto my sternum and carry it until it is ready to eat but i can't because why, Obamacare won't let me

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

they sell lamb shanks at my supermarket but you only get like, 2 and they cost $$. Better off just buying spendy lamb roast

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

a whole leg of lamb I've seen and it is like $60. i guess there is an actual lamb season (in spring?) where prices come down, who knows anymore. never had mutton (nor seen it for sale anywhere) but i'm willing to try anything at this point.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

we usually get a shoulder roast, that's not as spendy as a whole leg and you still get a couple of meals out of it at least

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

...but it's still spendy enough to only make it a once or twice a year thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

Italian sausage and spinach stuffed portabello mushrooms, where have you been all these sad and lonely years?

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

^ paleo version of how to live. i want to eat that.
is there cheese in the mushrooms - i hope so.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

damn that sounds goood

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

think the lite-spice thing has to do with the low-salt tenets of paleoism

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

dear butcher at mexican grocery store that talked me into subbing something called "bistec de pulpa" for the flank steak i asked for you were infinitely otm. also i dont know how i lived my life before getting a grill pan as a wedding gift.

goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

that's top round, right? yeah. good slow cooking steak that. iirc it's what they make italian beef sandwiches out of. I think. (could be rong)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

anyone got any BLOGS with some good paleo recipes or somethin'???

homosexual II, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:03 (thirteen years ago)

Oh shit Indian spiced turkey burgers on grilled portabello bun.

Don't know abt paleo blogs, but here's the spice recipe:

2 tbsp onion powder
2 tsp garam Marsala
2 tsp coriander
1 tsp sea salt
1 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp red pepper flakes ( I vote for Thai chili powder here)

Mix 1.5 tablespoons per pound of meat, awesome w/turkey or pork. Grill 6 minutes per side in grill pan. Enjoy your awesome life.

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)

Oh yeah that yields 4.5 tbsp, so you can save it, or make 3 lbs of burgers.

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://paleopot.com/ - I'm going to start browsing here, because I'm lazy and love the crockpot.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

i've only made one of these things (goulash) but it was really good http://thedomesticman.com/

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 12:17 (thirteen years ago)

I am starting my days these days with "Bulletproof Coffee". .5 L of coffee blended with 2 Tb of coconut oil, 2 Tb of butter.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

golly

mh, Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

that'll go through you nice & fast

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

sorry

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

i'm gonna do this! i like the idea. i just had a paleo dinner via the thai place. i can live without dairy and beans and rice. pasta i will miss but whatever. i don't really drink booze anymore unless its a special occasion. i like that paleo crockpot site.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

i got the seafood dynasty sans rice at the thai place. shrimp, squid, scallops, snow peas, mushrooms, baby corn, cashews, celery, bell peppers, scallions in chili sauce. i already feel like a viking. so yummy.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

I am starting my days these days with "Bulletproof Coffee". .5 L of coffee blended with 2 Tb of coconut oil, 2 Tb of butter.

― a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does the fat like, emulsify into the coffee? sounds like it might be alright tbh - I mean, when you add cream you're just adding fat.

乒乓, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

I am starting my days these days with "Bulletproof Coffee". .5 L of coffee blended with 2 Tb of coconut oil, 2 Tb of butter.

i don't understand why?

c sharp major, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, does it taste better? is there some paleo-related benefit?

admittedly the first time i tried to imagine this i thought it was made with ground coffee and was a kind of... sludge.

c sharp major, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

So hard to imagine giving up sandwiches. They've been my go-to lunch since I was in primary school

sonderborg, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

I think it was humor.

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

see its funny but i kinda find myself eating cold cuts and lettuce with no bread lately for lunch at the store. i don't have a strong desire for bread like i used to. i don't think i'm allergic to wheat or gluten but it definitely slows me down. same with cereal and rices, etc. the heavy stuff stays heavy with me in my old age. and i reaaaaaaaaaalllllly want to get rid of the forzen/processed stuff as much as possible. i get lazy and make the kids frozen stuff and real food is just so much better and i shouldn't take my old lazy bachelor ways out on them. this will be my new years resolution. although it might have been last year too...

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

my new year's resolution is to remember which year it is, ay?

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

man school + stress + indolence has completely scuppered my once-decent dietary habits. so much bad cafeteria food, takeout, and chips and shit.

yeah, man, i'm in the same spot. a lot of this is probably just that i'm getting older and all, but i was 145 lbs, no more no less, through all of my 20s and then suddenly i go back to school, fall into all these bad habits, and now i'm 175. for a dude who is 6'1" that doesn't sound bad but these little stick wrists swinging past a beer belly is kinda nagl + doctors most recommend you avoid heart attacks.

You only have to give up nightshades if you're sensitive to them - it's kind of an elimination diet thing.

jesus thank god because telling me i can't have peppers/chilies you might as well say i can eat nothing but damp playing cards until i suffocate face down in my own tears

arby's, Sunday, 25 November 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

Bulletproof Diet and the accompanying coffee drink with which you start your day was created by a self-stylized "biohacker" who has no credentials except "it worked for me and here's the science to back it up". He is a former .com entrepreneur. I don't trust him. But people have told me his diet is amazing. And my former-athlete MD-to-be brother checked it out and said it looks legit. So I've been on it for half a week and I'm going to stick to it and see ~what happens~

Basically it's about eating grass-fed butter, grass-fed and finished beef, lots of leafy greens, and not much else. Avoid all 'mycotoxins'; nothing but the freshest spices and basically black pepper is a no-no.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

that doesn't sound like fun. i mean maybe for a day or two it would be fun.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno man for lunch I had a bison sausage and a mass of steamed spinach and ginger topped with modified hollandaise, handful of carrot sticks, it was pretty tops on the 'delicious' scale. (But that's a normal meal for me, minus hollandaise and plus rice.)

The coffee thing is way tastier than it sounds, like it's actually delicious. Today's my fourth day taking it and each day the coffee has been followed by six consecutive hours of productivity, focus and my skin feeling great. I got a boner the first day which was interesting. I don't usually eat a lot of butter and certainly not 2 Tbs of it first thing.

Oh as a note, these are fancy-pants super oils and butters you're supposed to be taking, selon le bio-hacker

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Whoops I was going to edit that TMI but you posted too fast, butterfingers

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

butterbonerz?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

xp yeah i looked at that and was very put off by the whole you-need-to-buy-my-special-magic-beans angle w/ the coffee. u should keep it up and report how it works for ya.

arby's, Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

also i just went through the hell of quitting coffee so a diet that's all HEY DRINK COFFEE EVERY DAY isn't gonna happen soon

arby's, Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

I will report back. I'm trying to get teetotal so these life-immersion diets are hopefully gonna help with that, like 'don't spoil all that hard work, I don't care where that wine is from'

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

why the prohibition on black pepper?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

I bet we could make a billion dollars off of a boner diet

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

Bulletproof is largely about eliminating mycotoxins (basically, mold) so you're supposed to use lots of fresh herbs, but your spice rack needs to be kept fresh and many spices not at all.

There's an interesting hour-long video that the bio-hacker made, apparently he is writing a book about his research but it's geared primarily toward women's fertility, which is interesting.

I mean sure the guy seems like he might be out to sell some coffee beans but he's far more "open source" about his methods than a P90 X guy or say any local personal trainer. I'm staying as skeptical as possible though

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 05:38 (thirteen years ago)

so is paleo pro fatty meat or against?

homosexual II, Sunday, 25 November 2012 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

there seems to be differing opinions here

homosexual II, Sunday, 25 November 2012 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

excited about the prospect of bonercoffee

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not gonna worry about coffee. its not a grain or dairy or beans or sugar, etc. so i'm gonna drink it. same with tea. no milk or cream or anything though. or sugar. which is how i like it anyway.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

That coffee drink still sounds like a horrible joke to me.

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

i am going to have to try and make it - it is still defeating my powers of imagination.

c sharp major, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

doesn't seem any more weird than adding milk/cream to coffee

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

idk about this 'low-toxin beans' business but all the pictures on GIS seem pretty paleo-table

http://i.imgur.com/xiOb0.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I misread the butter/oil quantities and thought there was about as much oil as coffee in there

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

idk if i did something wrong but the slippery feel of it really hits my gag reflex. despite having quit coffee i had to try it, so this morning i brewed a cup and mixed in some ghee and after nearly throwing up i promptly poured the rest out.

arby's, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

I'm drinking it right now! Feels good, tastes good. Re: "horrible joke" I thought so too, I'm conditioned to never butter my bread at a restaurant or w/e, but a diet rich in coconut oil and/or grain-fed butter is normal for weight-lifters and sherpas the world over

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

How much are you guys putting in? It's 2 Tbs of each, no? That's a lot but not a lot, it's not a "holy cow something special happens when you put a load of oil into your body" but a "let's start the day off with 60 grams of fat instead of the same in carbohydrates and/or sugars"

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

maybe I've just resigned myself to feeling awful all the time HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT PALEO MASTERS??

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Paleo takes all kinds

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

god why did I GIs boner coffee

(semi) NSFW http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jylkgJrh1qa2j1uo1_400.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

Wait can someone explain again why butter coffee is preferable to eating food? I honestly don't get it.

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

the answer is: boners

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

people, just eat some goddamn fruits and vegetables once in a while. you don't have to go on this butter coffee diet.

crüt, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

i had hardboiled eggs and bananas for breakfast. i feel great!

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

go on this butter coffee diet if you want boners

乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

let them eat butter coffee

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

@ La Lechera, it's broken down exhaustively right here http://www.bulletproofexec.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/

I love fruits and veg and wouldn't recommend this diet to anybody just yet. But it's exciting, big dietary changes are fun. I'd never eaten ghee!

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not a big meat-eater either, like at all, so I'm learning a lot

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

(semi) NSFW http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jylkgJrh1qa2j1uo1_400.jpg

― 乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 12:39 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"semi"

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

well, i read it. i'm not going to try it because i need something more substantial in my stomach b/c my work is fairly high energy, but generally my breakfasts are fruit and coffee and that is working out just fine for me in general. i am not concerned with losing weight as much as maintaining even levels of energy throughout the day. i'm just always curious what a particular diet offers that i am not already doing/getting from current food intake. i guess the answer is boners.

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

"go on this butter coffee diet if you want boners"

without being too graphic, ever since i got my cpap machine to correct my sleep apnea i have had uhhhh increased blood flow...

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

@ La Lechera, aside from the first-time boner I'm not sold on it yet, I'm still dealing with "50% of your calories will come from butter, ghee and coconut oil". I have noticed weird things like a) my skin feels better, esp. around my ankles and wrists, b) my scalp and hair are very different, healthier, c) I feel more focused but I have no way of definitively measuring what "focus" is, except that all tempos feel slow, which is the really weird one.

There haven't been any negative side effects but just you wait, I'm sure my gall bladder will explode sometime soon

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

I use coconut oil to moisturize from the outside; you're telling me it works from the inside too. That's interesting. Will count that as something worth considering.

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

I've been using coconut oil for cooking for awhile now, and recently tried it instead of butter on roasted yam - so good. Mr Jaq and I are starting the Whole30 tomorrow, which is pretty much paleo. After 3 solid years of low carb everything, and 8 months of ketogenic (90% of calories from fat), I am so looking forward to some root vegetables and fruit.

Jaq, Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

paleo diet == my cat would eat these things

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

wait, can i eat all natural potato chips? seasoned with sea salt?

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

No white potatoes on the one we're doing, but we can have other veggie chips done with olive oil. Not a lot though.

Jaq, Sunday, 25 November 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

ooh right veggie chips and olive oil. maybe i'll just make my own. thinking of snacky things i can eat if i go full caveman.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

think i might buy some of those snacky dehydrated blueberries and stuff like that to have at the store. to curb my desire for candy. i love candy and cakes and stuff. i have no doubt that i will feel better without flour and wheat and all that. don't know if rice ever made me feel heavy or bad.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

Huh, Whole30 looks very similar to bulletproof minus the phobia of mycotoxins. I'm glad to read there are other "ghee is a superfood" diets in the world

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

Amanda the idea is to get energy (fuel) from fat, not carbs. The fruit is good for you, but the carbs/sugar in fruit can raise some people's insulin too high to actually give them energy (insulin will store the energy in fat cells instead of burning it).

homosexual II, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

just had more thai seafood and veggies. you know what i'm not really gonna worry about though? sauces and stuff. if i eat elsewhere. i can make up my own thing/diet. i mean my thai food came with a creamy curry kinda sauce and i'm not gonna worry about what was in it. you only live once. that way i don't go crazy. this is all just an elaborate way for me to stop eating ice cream anyway. got a serious habit. since i stopped the booze i went straight down that rocky road to the hard stuff every night.

scott seward, Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

^yeah. really for me this diet is about giving me something to focus on, just to manufacture some kind of discipline so i can keep from eating so much cafeteria food and mcdonalds and mountain dew and hot cheetos every day. to still be easting really tasty satisfying food and thereby minimizing urges to binge on pizza flavored doritos. pt. 2 of strategy is gf leveraging the guilt to keep me in line.

arby's, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

I am doing a pretty serious elimination LCHF induction on this diet before adding in anything starchy... first few days I felt pretty crappy. Low energy, headachey. Today I feel much better.

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

i had red grapes and some au natural potato chips and slices of turkey today so far. i'll eat lots of veggies tonight at dinner.

i'm taking tons of supplements these days herbal and otherwise and i don't care if that's anti-caveman either. astragallus, grape seed, rhodiola, st. john's wort, lecithin, vitamin b. since i haven't been drinking i've decided that i want to be REALLY sober and awake. still trying to find an herbal speed pill that is healthy. though i think the rhodiola puts some pep in my step.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

are potato chips paleo?
i had no idea...

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

Peruvian paleo

Jaq, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

peruvian neolithic, tbf

Aimless, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

paleovian

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

have no idea. but i saw online that some cavemen say potatoes are okay and some say they aren't okay. i'm with the pro-potato cavemen. but in moderation. cheating with chips but they were all natural and no additives or anything. a little sea salt. like i said i'm making up my own rules but being definite about no sugar/wheat/rice/beans/alcohol.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

anti-potato paleos have a problem with spikes in insulin and glycoalkaloids or something and i don't think i have these concerns. if all you ate were potatoes 3 meals a day then yeah that would kinda not be in the spirit. i mean if you are gonna be a pro-sweet potato caveman but not allow regular potatoes that just seems mean to me.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

if i were trying to lose a hundred pounds i would lose the potatoes. i'd be happy if i lost 20 pounds and were just generally healthy and felt good. and potatoes always make me feel good...(i mean i had a grapefruit for dessert last night after dinner so i need a little fun.)

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

i think if you ate nothing but potatoes you might lose 100 lbs.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

not the way i can eat potatoes. i think i'm half potato actually.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

how many large-ish baked potatoes can you eat in a sitting? my record is about three before i realized this was bad buffet strategy.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i am all-time champion mashed potato eater. and french fry eater. i could definitely polish off 3 baked potatoes. potatoes speak to me. i didn't eat too many last night. i made chicken & veggie stir fry and cut up some potatoes with some olive oil and a little sea salt and threw them in the oven.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea if I can tolerate potatoes yet. Like I said, in the elimination stage right now where I am eating a very limited selection of foods. Going to add back in starchier veg in a few weeks to see how I react. Based on the fact that I am pretty overweight I am guessing I probably can't tolerate them, though :(

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

So I thought sweet potatoes had a higher glycemic load than white, but I just checked and they are pretty much equal... !

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

Reading Anna Karenina and lol'd when its said "Vronsky was trying to keep his weight down, so he was cutting down on sugars and starches."

hot slag (lukas), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

brillat-savarin's physiology of taste is pretty clear that carbs are the problem too:

"The second of the causes of obesity [after genetic predisposition], is the fact that farinacious and feculaferous matter is the basis of our daily food. We have already said that all animals that live on farinaceous substances become fat; man obeys the common law.

The fecula is more prompt in its action when it is mingled with sugar. Sugar and grease are alike in containing large quantities of hydrogen, and are both inflammable. This combination is the more powerful, from the fact that it flatters the taste, and that we never eat sweet things until the appetite is already satisfied, so that we are forced to court the luxury of eating by every refinement of temptation.

The fecula is not less fattening when in solution, as in beer, and other drinks of the same kind. The nations who indulge the most in them, are those who have the most huge stomachs. Some Parisian families who in 1817 drank beer habitually, because of the dearness of wine, were rewarded by a degree of embonpoint, they would be glad to get rid of."

c sharp major, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

embonpoint!

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

you learn a new word everyday.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

"feculaferous matter" - Some you don't want to learn!

nickn, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

fecula
feculum
fecula
feculum

chanting in my head like a latin class now thanks a lot ilx

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

i started doing low-carb, which for me just means cutting out bread, rice, potatoes, pasta. i'm not gonna get too crazy with it, i just want to feel better and give my stomach a rest from some of the irritating things i've been putting into it.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

see now if you cut out beans and sugar you would be a total caveman, jbr.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

*beats chest*

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like beans are kinda the easiest thing in the world for me to live without. i like them and all, but really not much of a burden on me. rice isn't hard either. pasta and bread are obviously the tough ones. and sugary stuff.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

I could ditch pasta and bread but need my beans/rice :(

mh, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

i love beans. i haven't decided about them yet. i bought some hummus today, which is garbanzo beans -- i think i'll allow myself that.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

why are beans verboten?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

they make you too boisterous

site nuances (electricsound), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

paleos are anti-beans/rice/grains/sugar. maybe cavemen were scared of beans.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

They can have a gluten-esque effect on some people similar to grains. They are difficult to digest.

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

That was worded badly, but yanno.

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

got it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

potatoes speak to me.

yes. I will eat any amount of fries you put in front of me

乒乓, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

I'd say if you tolerate beans just eat em. No need to roleplay caveman for unnecessary reasons.

homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

i don't really eat/cook with beans a ton anyway. i probably should more actually for the kiddos. they are a magical fruit after all.

scott seward, Monday, 26 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

there's a good wikipedia about that

limited holiday edition eggnog (soda), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

fecula
feculum
fecula
feculum

worst cover of "funiculi funicula" yet

(hello, i like to lurk on this thread while eating a big sack of doritos)

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 26 November 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

according to this: http://calorielab.com/foods/potatoes/159
you'd need to eat 7 large potatoes or 15 medium potatoes to hit recommended 2000 cals/day.
that just seems like an unfeasible amount of baked potatoes to eat.
maybe if it could be eaten in shake form...

Philip Nunez, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

jamba spuds with sour cream boost + chive latte

Philip Nunez, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

pork + kale + mashed celeriac/potatoes

i already notice after 2 & a half days without sugar/sweets/wheat/bread/cheese/dairy that things taste better to me. i ate a lot of kale! which i never do. cuz i think the bread/sweet/dairy thing just dulls my palate/tastebuds so much and that's all i end up wanting. i've eaten enough dairy/bread/sugar for ten lifetimes. for real. (maybe its all in my head but it feels real)

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

That's so interesting, Scott! I don't categorically love sweets to begin with but I've definitely noticed myself enjoying, even craving, bitter/cruciferous things more in recent years, I've said that before. Like kale and broccoli in specific. And the more I eat of those things, the more I love the taste and want to eat more of them.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

I had the same thing, like the first thing I noticed was that suddenly raw spinach (which I already liked) was like kind of complex and super tasty. Now that I am a couple months in or so, lots of stuff seems way more interesting tasting. Bacon is sweet! Who knew? Basically my number one takeaway from this is that corn syrup is the goddamn devil.

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

I completely cut all breads, fruit, sugar from my diet for six weeks and stayed the same weight, experienced no change in mood or energy level, and everything tasted the same to me as it had before. I feel left out!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

i've been limiting sweets (made with sugar in all forms, and don't often eat fake sugar stuff either) for over 10 years now - i think i slowly eat a cookie or almond croissant once every two months on average? i did get into ginger candies when i had a cold because mmm ginger, but too sweet blaagh, or have honey in my tea or eat a dessert at a dinner party or have a diet coke (summertime!) - so i'm not a stickler abt it - everything in moderation, right? but all in all, my sugar cravings have pretty much died off and those things taste crazy sweet to the point of unpleasant, so i end up eating small portions. and i really love bitter things! coffee, hoppy beer, the weirder herbal teas and stuff like that. taste changes! it is cool. like, i was a candy fiend in my teens and early 20s! now i don't even understand the point of candy, would never choose it over a buttery sweet baked good or, yes, kale.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

xp
i think cutting down on bread, fruits, sugar, rice, etc is a long game for many people. seriously, i think it took me at least five years to stop wanting with all my heart to eat three of every sweet or carby thing at, for example, a potluck or wedding buffet, etc. But for a few years now I really and truly can take it or leave it - still seems unbelievable that i can just shrug off dessert - usually i'm swayed by pure curiosity though, like if someone (or me) has made a fancy cake or pie i've never tried before.

but anyway, yeah, it's hard when/if you see people losing weight or feeling healthier faster than you, but it's just that everyone is different. For me a big part of making changes was really being honest with myself and writing down the whole truth of what i was eating and looking at how i was exercising - then sticking to things when i was feeling okay, and changing things if i was feeling not okay. I still do that. What worked for me as far as not feeling sick all the time (this was in my mid-20s, was all sugar shock or hypoglycemic or whatevs all the time) was really low carb in morning and at lunch ((a few strawberries, for example, or vegetables + protein + fat (almonds, egg, cheese, meat, not all at once necesarily), with low-to-"normal" carbs, protein, fat at dinner. and no booze. and regular exercise. i still do that most of the time. except i do drink beer, though not every day - booze is a hard habit/addiction to break, obv, especially when it's a social thing.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

ate too many potatoes as a kid/teen. can't remember the last time i bought them, though i've been into putting sweet potatoes in curry lately.
i do eat poutine on occasion - the best potato form.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:03 (thirteen years ago)

To anyone craving sweets, I recommend stacks upon stacks of chocolate of that super dark and organic variety

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:11 (thirteen years ago)

i think it took me at least five years to stop wanting with all my heart to eat three of every sweet or carby thing at, for example, a potluck or wedding buffet, etc.

btw I didn't have this problem either, I didn't crave carbs while I wasn't eating them, I felt basically the same as I always do.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

eephus, are you overweight? You might just be carb tolerant. In which case, nom the bread my friend.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

BMI 26, so overweight by about 10 lbs per official statistics. That weight's been roughly stable for about 10 years but my lipid profile has steadily been worsening, which is why I decided to try switching up my diet to see if anything changed -- it didn't.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

day 3 and all is well. my diet is definitely not a strict paleo because i haven't given up nightshade vegetables -- i have a tomato/zucchini/chicken sauasage stew slow-cooking in the crockpot right now. but as carbs go, i've been able to keep away. i had some tuna salad and celery for a late breakfast.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

i had more slices of turkey for lunch and a ton of bananas. have eaten so many bananas in the last three days. i might eat one or two every couple of months otherwise. also had some cashews. i forgot that paleos don't eat corn. i forgot that corn was a grain! but its cool. i don't need it. have had a 400 tons of corn over the years in various guises. that oughta hold me.

having scallops/broccoli/small potato for dinner.

made blue seal breakfast sausage (chicopee's finest. best hot dogs in the state.) and scrambled eggs.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

I think the no nightshade thing is a)another food sensitivity thing and b) bullshit because removing peppers from this is a def no go. I don't think I have had this many bell peppers in my life tbh

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

every nutritionist in the world will tell you that if you can handle them, peppers are great for you.

http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutrition/healthy-eating/the-nutrition-of-a-green-pepper.html#b

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

i'm gonna eat any veggie/fruit put in front of me. paleo people say go light on fruit but fuck that.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

I have a slight sensitivity to nightshades. Not so much tomatoes, but red peppers can put my IBS out of control.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

I had friends over for lunch yesterday and made them grass-fed beef sausages on top of a bed of steamed spinach with ginger and a 5 minute egg, Korean-style, with cabbage, roasted sweet potato with zatar, avocado and sliced tomato on the side. I wasn't proselytizey about the diet but they want in.

This is a really crazy diet and I have to take more time to assess the social and financial side of taking it on but so far I am into it.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Well YEAH but that is an INSANELY good meal!!

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

That's kind of the point of this diet is to eat insanely good food all the time

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose! I don't know who has the time, though.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

i figure even if i buy better meats/veggies (organic/free range/etc) i'm still gonna be saving a ton by not buying all the crap i used to buy on a daily basis. chips and ice cream and other sweet stuff adds up. plus, we haven't been buying alcohol for months so that right there...

anyhoo, maria is kinda following along on the caveman journey (i'm actually dragging her by her hair hahaha! not really she's into it) and she don't feel so hot! totally different reaction than i've had. she's really spacey and tired and feels a little ill from it. so she's been having a little cheese and some other stuff so as not to shock herself so much. you never know how much wheat and other gunk you eat until you stop eating it.

rufus wants to join in on the fun too but i'm making sure that he gets plenty of everything that he needs. he already loves vegetables so much and will eat pretty much anything. we had ham & eggs for breakfast. and he took some smoked bluefish and carrots and grapes to school for lunch this morning. feel like kids can go wheatless/sugarless easier than adults cuz they haven't had that lifetime of accumulation/addiction. cyrus is a total chip/sweets/cheese addict already at the age of seven and i feel good about bringing healthier stuff home for everyone to eat. i mean he learned it from us, man. already just bringing more nuts and seeds into the house has paid off as cyrus likes that kinda healthy fare.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I mean to cook like THAT. I can understand the whole hard-boiled egg and handful of almonds and raw fruit/veg during the day and a chicken breast + half an avocado for dinner, for instance, but not that glorious feast above.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that spread does make our scallops/broccoli dinner look pretty pitiful. if i had the time i would get more elaborate. probably. i'm kind of a simpleton though.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

I make lots of stuff like this! It's mostly a matter of shopping/planning more than cooking, imo.

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

otm. been doing this for over 6 months and have gotten so much better at meal planning and shopping. it's like no big deal anymore

ت (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

yeah same. most of the meals get pretty easy to make, and now that i have figured out the utility of having a bunch of pre-made spice blends, it's even easier.

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

? It didn't take that long! I'd made the cabbage the night before. Cleaning up afterward took longer than the prep, I don't own a dishwasher

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

The reason I'm "this might get $$$" is because I'm eating so many vegetables, it's really nuts how much you've got to eat when you're not padding it with rice or w/e

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah one of the hardest habits for me to break is going to be not making a pot of rice with everything i eat

arby's, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

scott, due to the low carbs her body is just going through a transition. she probably needs to up the fat intake. (with low carbs AND low fat your body really doesn't have much energy to get from just protein)

homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

low carb flu iirc

ت (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

I had it for two days and low sodium was also an issue.

magnesium supplement helps.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

so i got a PT job a restaurant making salads back in may. i was working 40-50hr weeks for months on end and as such i usually had a bowl of cereal for breakfast and then ate one of my own salads later down the line. oddly enough, i didn't lose any weight on the scale but dropped from a size 36 to 32, which was a fucking triumph. i hadn't realized it til now, but after work i was still feeling extremely active and was only really sitting for long periods of time when i was on the bus or..in bed.

i've gotten far less hours now that winter has set in (it's a shit time for the restaurant industry, for the most part) and as such don't eat salads near as often. it felt odd the other day buying a sandwich for lunch. noticeably, my feet always fucking hurt now and i spend way more time refusing invitations to go out b/c i just lack the energy to even think myself remotely entertaining company.

anyways, yeah, salad is powerful stuff

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

A lot of tasty paleo recipes/ideas here: http://www.theclothesmakethegirl.com/

Day 3 of Whole30, not going badly at all. 3 Diet Coke/day habit replaced by coffee with a little vanilla almond milk + chai + water. Meat and roasted sweet potatoes for breakfast, snap peas + cashews for snacks. Fruit choices of red grapefruit, avocado, bosc pears, and honeycrisp apples seem just right.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

i have recently introduced a little bit of dairy to my diet. I've never had a problem with lactose so i figured it's okay for me. just like a cup of whole organic grass-fed milk a day.

ت (carne asada), Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

i put practical paleo on hold at the libary. there are 45 ppl in the queue ahead of me; guess this paleo thing is popular!

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

JBR, that's not that long of a line! My sis is a librarian, and for something like "50 Shades of Grey," there would be 500+ people in the queue. But still, it is gaining traction!

Costco carries a huge jug of coconut oil (I think it's organic, even) and Kerrygold butter, for all you members! It's pretty much why I still go. Ha.

homosexual II, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Our Costco has the Nutiva brand coconut oil for 1/4 the price I've been paying locally - it's great. I bought some coconut manna of the same brand - it's the raw coconut meat ground up really fine and mixed with the oil. Sort of like coconut butter. i think you could make the same stuff by mixing coconut flour with coconut oil. It's pretty tasty on its own, reminds me of shortbread in texture somehow. I've also been topping roasted yams with it. You have to warm it up and mix it for about an hour when you first get it, but if you stir it as it's cooling down it stays mixed (gets hard as a rock though, not spreadable like peanut butter).

We're on day 5 now - starting to really miss cheese. I dreamt about eating a hamburger topped with blue cheese crumbles.

Jaq, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

Jaq, do you recall if the coconut manna had any carbs?

homosexual II, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

just checked for myself on their website, so disregard!

homosexual II, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

i went ahead and bought that practical paleo cook book, just a few days in now. tonight we're having sausage-stuffed peppers, chard + apple cider vinegar, a sweet potato soup i made--going on a diet rules.

arby's, Friday, 30 November 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit, executive coffee - a+ !!

homosexual II, Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

really starting to appreciate rich flavors with no sweetness

homosexual II, Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

Been using almond milk in my coffee, but finally read the ingredients this morning - tapioca starch, carrageenan. I'm going to try blending up coconut milk with some vanilla and cinnamon instead. Mr. Jaq decaffeinated himself, but I'm not up for that.

Jaq, Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

had the best dinner last night -- eggs scrambled with tinga de pollo (chicken in chipotle-tomato sauce) -- and was able to avoid most of the carby stuff the restaurant served with it, including the tortilla chips, the corn tortillas, and the black beans. well, i did have one tortilla chip and a spoonful of beans. otherwise i was good! this is the place, loteria grill.

tonight will be a challenge: i'm going to a bar that serves french dips and pretty much nothing but. i'm looking at ordering the half sandwich and a cup of soup and just not eating the bread.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

Arby's, if the stuffed peppers are the practical paleo ones, they are fucking magic

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Sunday, 2 December 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

yes and YES

arby's, Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

You can cheat on your birthday, any cavewoman would!

nickn, Sunday, 2 December 2012 07:28 (thirteen years ago)

oh man my bro-in-law recommended this to me tonight.

Gukbe, Sunday, 2 December 2012 07:31 (thirteen years ago)

i had beer, so i did cheat.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Sunday, 2 December 2012 08:48 (thirteen years ago)

i made tinga de pollo last night for the second time in a month!

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Sunday, 2 December 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

my mother is disturbed by my eating habits

homosexual II, Sunday, 2 December 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

so we had rufus's 10th birthday party today here and i already decided that i wasn't gonna worry about holiday eating or special event/big party eating (don't go to many parties) and i had two pieces of pizza and later a piece of birthday cake and i almost immediately felt terrible and my face got hot and my head hurt and i got really sleepy. just like that! i really regretted it. and the cake was unbearably sweet to me. i'm beginning to think more and more that i had some wheat allergy all along and just got used to it. so strange!

scott seward, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if it's wheat, but sugar definitely does that to me - hot flashes, gut ache, and reflux if I have anything sweet within 4 hours of laying down. And I KNOW it's going to happen but sometimes just don't care, I want that cookie\cake\candied thing (and none have tasted as good as I expect, why do I keep punishing myself?)

On the paleo cooking front, I slow roasted 15 lbs of pork shoulder overnight and my god it was just perfect this morning. 1/2 in the fridge awaiting various treatments for lunches and dinners and 1/2 vacuum sealed up in the freezer. Roasting yams now, which are my current favorite breakfast thing.

Jaq, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

now diet coke tastes really sweet to me, to the point where I make other people taste it to make sure it's not the regular kind.

I am still allowing myself the once weekly diet soda. Someday I'll give it up.

homosexual II, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

Can someone refer me to a non-crazy web site that covers paleo basics? I am scared to just google.

quincie, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2010/10/04/the-beginners-guide-to-the-paleo-diet/

scott seward, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

i'm gonna put this here for myself so i remember it:

http://paleodietlifestyle.com/paleo-diet-recipes/

scott seward, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.theclothesmakethegirl.com/paleo-101/

Mr. Jaq commented yesterday that the paleo sites run by men are all mighty hunter-gatherer EAT MEAT and the ones run by women are more about vegetables and balance and enough protein. Not sure about that, but it's possible.

Jaq, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

i'm nicer to people now since i started eating this way. even people i don't like or who are tedious. i'm more level. no sugar up and downs. i used to get crankier.

scott seward, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

yaay :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

having even blood sugars is an amazing thing.

i did a proper food shop today, instead of my usual piecemeal food shopping. like, i bought two different kinds of meat and several different kinds of vegetables. going to make some fun meat & vegetable dishes of the south-east asian variety. i'm not fully paleo though, i mean, i still often eat a bit of brown rice with curries and things like that. and sushi rolls, so... but i don't eat much wheat at all.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

tonight's slow cooker meal is sweet potatoes, black beans, and cut-up chicken thighs. (i'm still wrestling with whether or not beans are ok. right now they are.)

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

I'm happy with the fact that so much Thai food meets paleo guidelines. Tom ka gai for dinner last night with leftovers today for lunch, getting the ingredients together for holy basil w/pork for later in the week, subscribed to a monthly delivery of coconut milk yesterday.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Jaq, do you use any kind of rice substitute with Thai food?

ljubljana, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

Not yet, but have been thinking about making faux rice from grated cauliflower!

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

I've also got some of the weird asian style noodles made of - I don't know what they are made of actually. Some kind of clear stuff that doesn't have carbs. Glucomannan? I'm kind of afraid to try them.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Ooh, I've been looking for those!

ljubljana, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

sweet potato noodles would qualify if you didn't want to eat rice

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

Heh, I got them from Amazon of all places (http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Noodle-Shirataki-7-Ounce-Packages/dp/B004CLCEDE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354590273&sr=8-1&keywords=low+carb+noodles)

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

they sell them on this low-carb site too.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:07 (thirteen years ago)

They sell them at the markets I go to and they look mad slimy but maybe they taste better? I'd rather just eat a modest amt of rice but w/e.

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

i have reduced grain consumption and not replaced it with anything and i feel ok. sweet potatoes and squash are important to me.

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't made as much curry as i used to though. when i make curry i want rice. except i made a lamb curry with white potatoes a few times, but white potatoes. i'm not actually on this diet i just felt i needed to eat less of some things.

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

those noodles might be konjaku, I think?

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjac

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

Fruit jelly
Konjac can also be made into a popular Asian fruit jelly snack, known variously in the United States as lychee cups (after a typical flavor and Nata de coco cube suspended in the gel) or konjac candy, usually served in bite-sized plastic cups.

ah ah ah I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

Oh I love those things - I thought they were agar-agar (which I also have a stockpile of)

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Ordered!

ljubljana, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

For right now, while we're doing this Whole30 thing, it's simpler to just not try for substitutes - easier to say no I'm not eating that today to all grain-like foodstuffs. So I'm just adding more vegetables to Thai food, or serving it over broccoli. Or treating pasta sauces (all'amatriciana, which my god I love it like no other, or tuna w/capers) as a thick soup or something to put on eggs. It's working.

I'm also fairly trapped at home right now, so we'll see how I fare in the real world when I get released to drive (on Wednesday I hope) and have to be back in the office.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

see i think its a diet that travels well. i like trying to find stuff that is caveman-approved out in the world. its like a game. i look at ingredients and if i see rice flour i bail. i'm out of there. i walk away. and buy, like, an apple or something.

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

I'm a weakling when it comes to the kind of food that gets left in our common coffee areas at this time of year. Have to tell myself NO! The 30 days is over on xmas, so we've decided that will be a free day and we'll see how we want to proceed afterward. I'm for sticking with this (but it's only been 8 days...)

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

I have had to turn down so many dinner and lunch and drink invites. This must have been most of my issues with overeating/food/etc.

Scott, I feel like I am WAY NICER, too! And happier, generally.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

I am ridiculously energetic - started noticing it yesterday and this morning was happily awake at 5 am. This is not normal.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

Not yet, but have been thinking about making faux rice from grated cauliflower!

― Jaq, Monday, December 3, 2012 9:50 PM (Yesterday)

i make this all the time! just roast some cauliflower in the oven for a few. throw in food processor for a couple of pulses and then to the wok for a quick toss with some coconut oil and seasoning of your choice.

ω (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

I've been keeping on Bulletproof while travelling. I break every other day for some alcohol but have been good otherwise. I have never before had this focus and consistency of "positive mood". It is very, very nice. I am leaving Ireland with four pounds of sweet butter in my suitcase.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i don't do strictly paleo as such but i do avoid all refined carbs now and am eating greens and veg instead, plus a lot more healthy fats, loads of sardines and nuts. i've been steadily losing weight, about a stone and three quarters shed in the last 3 months.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

I am hooked on the coffee. I do a tsp of butter, tsp of coconut oil, tbsp of heavy cream. Yum. It's delightful.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

do you use the magic beans to make your coffee?

hot slag (lukas), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

4 pounds away from my high school weight. Holy crap.

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

okay so I should really do this and not fake it, huh

(btw faking it has lost me about 10 pounds)

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah so to put some finite numbers on this, I am abt 6'0, started this at 209, am now at 189. The early mega sugar cravings (re: gallon of carrot juice reaction above) went away after the first few weeks or so. Super sugary stuff is totally gross at this point - not so much pastries or whatever, but stuff like cheap barbecue sauce and tomato sauce. I ended up having some of a friends oven pizza and I thought I was going to hurl.

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

Like I think for me it's mostly corn syrup? Been drinking natural apple cider and it is delicious despite obv having plenty of naturally occurring sugar in it, but stuff like crappy gravy (thx wedding catering food) is impossible for me to eat. It tastes like somebody dumped a bunch of powdered sugar in it. So weird.

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i am close to what i weighed at 18, people are really taken aback. that's with regular exercise too tho.

xpost i find i still get a sort of craving, vaguely, for unhealthy stuff now and again, but before i know what's what i've picked up a salad and a tin of sardines and i then enjoy that.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, jjj - wonder if you're tasting cornstarch in the gravy or something?

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

i made this last weekend and it was awesome- substituted thighs for breasts and agave nectar for honey (you could actually skip either one and it would be good imo). not sure if chickpeas are paleo tho, if they aren't then i imagine a substitute wouldn't be hard to find. i added carrots.

http://www.food.com/recipe/easy-crock-pot-moroccan-chicken-chickpea-and-apricot-tagine-137530

road to per diem (brownie), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

really dig the combo of turmeric/cinnamon/cayenne/cilantro/cumin

road to per diem (brownie), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

I did paleo-ish a while back and starting losing my beer belly (sugar belly, really) just over a year ago, but then fell majorly off the wagon. Now I'm trying to do it again, but less strictly. Really disappointed that nothing much seems to be happening, - I've lost maybe 1lb or possibly 2 over 3 weeks. I only need to lose 10lbs or so...

By 'less strictly' I mean:

- occasional cheating (like, roughly one non-paleo meal every week), only on social occasions when I don't want to be That Person who can't eat anything that's there, refuses to sample people's lovely potluck offerings, etc.

- don't really know how many carbs a day I'm eating, but I'm guessing 50? (flaxseed meal, for instance) - whereas before it was maybe more like 20? Maybe I should count properly, but I hate counting anything food-related - I just rebel. Which is also why I'm not weighing myself - I just go on tightness of clothes, and they've relaxed a tiny teensy bit but not much.

ljubljana, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

this diet makes me wanna smoke pot. which is weird cuz i've had an aversion to pot for a long time. maybe just cuz i feel better/healthier? i have no idea. maybe because its a leaf.

i like the idea of being super-sober though. i am taking a mess of supplements. figure it can't hurt. basically i want to become superhuman. my new daily regimen includes: glucosamine, lecithin, astragalus, super b complex, rhodiola, gaba, 5-htp, men power vitamins (which include beta carotene, betaine, bioflavonoids, boron, choline, fatty acid, fiber, glutamic acid, hesperidin, inositol, paba, rutin, and silica)

don't care that cavemen probably didn't have access to boron. i'm a 21st century caveman.

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.food.com/recipe/easy-crock-pot-moroccan-chicken-chickpea-and-apricot-tagine-137530

i've made this exact recipe before! i heart tagines.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

i have this book on hold at the library -- will pick it up soon and let you know how it is.

http://www.amazon.com/200-Low-Carb-Slow-Cooker-Recipes/dp/1592330762

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

I've really fallen out with protein, is there a way to go vegeo

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

animal protein, I mean

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

no dairy, no soy, no gluten. If you don't eat eggs, I think it would be really difficult.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

Nuts though - you can have nuts

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

do you use the magic beans to make your coffee?

sorry, this probably sounded snarky. i'm just curious if the people loving bulletproof coffee are buying the dude's beans or if the results are entirely a result of (any) coffee + fats.

hot slag (lukas), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

no soy! that's crazy

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

nuts don't do it for me insofar as protein's ability to curb yr appetite

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if all paleo cuts out soy - the thing we're doing is no legumes at all.

So we've been eating the coconut manna in big chunks because it is so damn good. I got inspired today and after I softened and mixed up the second jar I had, I dropped it by the tsp onto parchment paper then stuck in the fridge for a few minutes. Perfect little coconut manna cookies, omg. It'll make it easier to melt it over the breakfast yams too.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

quinoa's a dece source of protein iirc and it's gluten-free. but it's technically not paleo so

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

its funny to see all this vegan-friendly stuff in stores that i can't (hypothetically) eat. soy up the ass.

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

I would love to try this for a little while, so if anyone does find a good veg-paleo plan/site/whatever, do let us know. I want to be super nice to everyone!

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

Quinoa's a seed, not a grain so I think it technically is paleo. Some paleo people seem to disapprove though. I'm still eating quinoa muesli in the morning anyway

sonderborg, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I am just using regular coffee. I am not buying that dude's magic beans.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

i can't really see how/why quinoa should be avoided or could be bad for you.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I started to get more and more skeptical of The Biohacker when I realized he was also selling pemmican and shaky tables.

Still, I regarded a delicious apple turnover with disgust and swilled down some coconut oil and ghee this morning (no blender at hand) and as unappetizing as it sounds I feel better for it

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it seems like the main punch of 'bulletproof coffee' is the coconut oil/butter, not 'mold-free beans grown in a clean room'

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

In contrast to many other people on this thread I have been gaining weight on this diet. I've been backing it up with daily, short, low-rep high-weight workouts and I'm feeling thick and strong

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

i haven't really lost much weight. but i feel better so i'm good. i need to exercise more though.

scott seward, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Quinoa's a seed, not a grain so I think it technically is paleo.

i didn't know this! so i guess go nuts, paleo folks.

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

quinoa has become an obsession for me, it absorbs flavours so well and is really versatile, also it makes bringing healthy lunches to work so easy, i just make a bit more quinoa the night before.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

i have started using uncooked quinoa for *crunch* in things and it's good

well things namely an apple crisp which I know is not paleo but all of that is to say there's pretty much nothing you can't put quinoa in, cooked or uncooked

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Quinoa's a seed, not a grain so I think it technically is paleo.

But legumes are also seeds, and they're not paleo, are they?

o. nate, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

I do not like quinoa and am pretty jazzed I don't have to eat it.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

haha

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

pretty good timing for a paleo food truck as this seems to be gaining in popularity right now

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

as for the few packaged snacks available most Lara Bars are paleo friendly.

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

and Jennies coconut macaroons are good for a once in a while treat
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n09uZYKM1qg3pkh.jpg
http://www.deantfraser.com/JenniesCoconutMacaroons1.jpg

they do have some sugar so you cant go too crazy

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

i've been eating the atkins advantage bars but i want to switch to larabars.

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

lara ginger snap bars ftw

Aimless, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

you can make your own larabars pretty easily if you have a food processor!

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

i mentioned this once on some other thread and someone made fun of me but here i am mentioning it again

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

wow those coconut macaroons are so thing-free it makes me wonder if they have any ingredients, lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

ingredients - Unsweetened Sulfite Free Coconut, Organic cane Syrup, Honey & Egg Whites

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

like i said there is the cane syrup so i have them as special treat but they are good.

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

i have this book on hold at the library -- will pick it up soon and let you know how it is.

http://www.amazon.com/200-Low-Carb-Slow-Cooker-Recipes/dp/1592330762

it's ok. every other recipe calls for xanthan or guar gum as a thickener though. i'd rather just skip that step and have the recipe be a little watery. is corn starch completely off limits?

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

Weird they would use xanthan gum, since it's a corn derivative. Guar is pretty cool stuff though - I use it all the time. Just the tiniest bit whisked in and you've got a luscious sauce instead of just juices.

Jaq, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

Makes sense though, since it's low carb and not specifically paleo, wasn't thinking about that.

Jaq, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

jaq, have you used ultratex?

les rallizes miserables (get bent), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

Nope - going off now to look it up!

Jaq, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

Ultratex looks like fun - will have to play with some once we're done with the whole30 thing. Being able to make a creamy custard without milk protein (heavy cream instead of milk once we can have some dairy again) is a project I want to tackle - guar has too much slime and beaniness, arrowroot doesn't provide enough structure

Jaq, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

Ran out of coconut milk this morning so used coconut oil in my second cup of coffee - whoa. Stirring really hard isn't close to emulsifying, so a bit of an oil slick on top. Tasted pretty good though.

Jaq, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

i just got two teeth pulled so i ain't eating a damn thing. maybe a smoothie...

scott seward, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

I got a tooth pulled too, and my blender broke yesterday :( in solidarity, scott!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

they wouldn't let me have my teeth. biohazard! they were just in my mouth...

had soup today. having soup now. carrot/coconut. cheated and had some pudding today. but i deserved some pudding. having big teeth yanked out that had been in my head for 40 years was a little traumatic. didn't fill the pain pill prescription they gave me though. feel okay. i have it in reserve just in case.

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

I got mine, explaining that I've regretted for the last ten years not having got my wisdom teeth! The tooth was a mess so it's in a few pieces. The root is gigantic. Sorry for off topic y'all. Hot and sour soup for me tonight.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah one of mine fell apart when they were taking it out and it took some doing to get all the pieces out. oof. very unsettling. i never got my wisdom teeth out and they had been digging into the molars next to them. thus creating a hole in the molars. so, couldn't save them. not that i miss having a root canal or whatever.

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

i had some mashed potatoes tonight too. i know i know they aren't paleo but i don't care. i know for a fact who my mortal enemies are: corn, sugar, and wheat. i still feel great. even after the teeth i felt great.

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

break a rule now and again.

personally i allow myself to eat what i like at weekends, though some weekends i'll just health on through to the other side cos i want to.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

i could never be paleo. i love corn! corn on the cob (where 80 percent of my corn comes from- ah August in the Midwest) is god's work

road to per diem (brownie), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, if you feel bad about eating mashed potato, you're doing well imo.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

Bought 2 giant jugs of extra light olive oil at Costco and made 3 cups of mayo last night in the KitchenAid to cut the remainder of the batch I made with extra virgin (so horribly bitter!). Making ghee today with 2 lbs of butter - Cooks Illustrated had a short blurb on using the oven to make it: 250 deg F for 2-3 hours. Use a big enough pot.

Also made a creamy salad dressing that was ugly but tasty - 3 tbsp mayo, 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar, 1 tsp mixed italian dried herbs, 1 clove minced garlic.

Sleeping so soundly and feeling so energetic, it's ridiculous.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Jaq, I just looked at Whole30 and it says: 'In addition, no Paleo-ifying dessert or junk food choices. Trying to shove your old, unhealthy diet into a shiny new Whole30 mold will ruin your program faster than you can say, “Paleo pizza.” This means no desserts or junk food made with “approved” ingredients—no coconut-flour pancakes, almond-flour muffins, flourless brownies, or coconut milk ice cream. Don’t try to replicate junk food during your 30 days! That misses the point of the Whole30 entirely.'

Why is that? I do get the feeling it's not good that I'm mainlining almond flour lemon scones, I'll admit.

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's their "tough love" stance on only eating minimally processed food or something. I went ahead and bought their book - too many inspirational I-was-soooo-sick-now-I'm-soooo-well saved-my-life anecdotes, but they had to pad out the remaining content somehow. I'm buying the plantain chips and thinking of the coconut butter wafers as shortbread cookies, regardless.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

What are their maintenance suggestions for after the 30 days - do you introduce one food back at a time and see what happens?

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

exactly - start with the thing you most want to add back in, eat some for a day, go back to the restricted diet for 3 days, try the next thing you want to add back on the 5th day, etc etc

We're not going to do that, b\c that 30th day is Christmas and my sister sent me a big box of homemade cookies.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

Heh, I should think not.

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

all those desserts made with “approved” ingredients have sugar or other sweeteners in them though right? i think if you're actually trying to stabilize your blood sugars and/or lose weight and/or feel healthier/sleep better/etc (all of which can go hand in hand obv), you need to cut out all sweeteners and high-glycemic fruit + any fruit juice for a while (30 days or longer), then slowly re-introduce some as non-regular parts of your regular diet. and even then, not really on their own as a snack, just as a small dessert after a meal.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

I make stuff with a tiny bit of stevia in (hardly any), but a ton of nut flours. Fruit might be a bigger problem maybe.

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, rrrobyn, they all have honey or something. Looking at the larabars, they might be acceptable (or their homemade equivalent), but too much dried fruit could be a real problem.

I haven't had any fruit except berries in season (and no juice of any kind) for about 3 years, due to eating low-carb and ketogenic, but I ate a hell of a lot of artificial sweeteners. One of the intriguing things for me is the idea that the sweet taste of even artificial stuff triggers a blast of insulin just in case.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I wondered about that too. Is there evidence that it does?

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's still just a theory. But maybe there's a study that ties diet soda to obesity, so conjecture around that sort of evidence?

I reread that bit in the Whole30 about not recreating junk food - it's about breaking habits too, and the idea that the substitute made with approved ingredients just isn't going to be satisfying and so your cravings for it will be increased.

Turned 2 lbs of butter into ghee today - a quart jar of golden deliciousness.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

That said, I'm still making rocket shrimp that I have been craving like nobody's business tomorrow - breaded with coconut flour, fried in coconut oil and tossed with a spicy remoulade of homemade mayo, horseradish, and tabasco.

Jaq, Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

be rite over...

scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

co-sign

hope u have enough to feed ilx

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

I'll make extra :)

Jaq, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

i think you meat-eating paleos would enjoy chowing down on the brisket i'm making tonight (happy latke-free chanukah). the only iffy thing is the tomato paste i basted it with, cuz it's a nightshade vegetable. god, it smells amazing, and i don't even get to dig in for another hour and a half.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

So it's not paleo but I don't know where else to put it. I realized that I eat way too much pasta/rice/bread especially when I eat out a lot which I was doing for a while last month so I started just this low carb vegetarian diet thing just to sort of give it a shot and see what happens. Jesus Christ I have never eaten so much cheese in my life. I mean it's basically my favorite food so I'm not exactly complaining but having been fat-phobic since the 90s eating full fat cheese and using butter is the weirdest fucking thing. Last night I made a spinach and boursin/cheddar gratin with fried tomatoes on the side. Tonight it's some sort of spicy baked tofu thing. We'll see.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

I have lost 17 lbs!

homosexual II, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Damn girl. :)

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

hsII - that's awesome!! good work!

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

apparently after a Thanksgiving bounce, I've dropped 10 lbs total since starting my fake paleo diet (ie, I bought the cookbook jjj referenced, flipped through it to see the types of meals they were advocating, then adjusted my eating habits so I was eating stuff 75% similar to the recipes in the book)

this is despite Thanksgiving and living with two enormous bags of Halloween candy over the past 6 weeks

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 10 December 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

wow, 17 lbs is substantial for sure! you can feel that kind of weight loss. and if you are eating lots of veggies and fruit you know you are losing weight healthily.

my tooth extractions have screwed my whole food thing up. still can't really eat comfortably without getting sore so lots of soups and smoothies. turns out i could probably live on soup though. and my oral surgeon was right about a possible infection. i wanted him to be wrong because i hate taking antiobiotics. but went and got them and pain pills today after all this time.

also, since the teeth have been taken out i have craved dairy like crazy. had a little frozen yogurt and a little ice cream on two occasions. made my mouth feel better anyway. maybe my brain knew i needed a lot of calcium or something. weird.

scott seward, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

Of course today is the day when some people at work decide to bring in a giagantic tray of leftover Halloween candy (IN DECEMBER) and some other people bring some trader joes cookies and then there's some party with cake. THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES. On the other hand this avocado is really go so.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

people bringing food in to work to share is the biggest killer for me whenever i try to do this - it's perfectly easy/natural for me to go to the grocery store and only buy meat and vegetables and not get tempted by anything else on the shelves but when the food is free and being offered to me i crack

ciderpress, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, I feel for you ENBB - this is my first day back in the office since before Thanksgiving and I am so glad there are no treats just laying around in the coffee areas. Tried to anticipate bringing enough stuff in to keep me from being tempted: ham, avocado, snap peas, grapefruit, caramelized coconut chips.

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

I am not really tempted my candy. Most of it is gross. However, if someone brought in a delicious pain au chocolat from like a specialty bakery I would really have a moment of sadness. I did tell my sister I feel a bit left out not being able to partake of sweets this Holiday season. We're going to have berries and double cream on Christmas to soothe the pain (with the possibility of 70% dark chocolate drizzled on top).

homosexual II, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

Jaq, please tell me more about the caramelized coconut chips...

ljubljana, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Oh, I'm totally eating whatever the hell I want on actual Christmas - that's a free day imo. I didn't take anything and I only really wanted to try the TJ cookies because mint chocolate is my favorite but, yeah, people bring stuff in here is hard.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

And, yes, I would also like to know more about the toasted coconut chips please.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

They are simple! Get some unsweetened flaked coconut (I got Bob's Red Mill), heat up a skillet over medium, put in a tiny bit of coconut oil and a handful of flaked coconut. Stir gently and watch it brown - just takes a few minutes. I did a whole bag a handful at a time, then tossed with some salt while it was warm - it's like popcorn. It would work with shreds too. The little bit of oil helps the tiny crumbs cling together once out of the pan.

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

oooooh. I think that's my plane snack for Thursday.

ljubljana, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

holy um yes I am so trying that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

These are from The Clothes Make the Girl btw: http://www.theclothesmakethegirl.com/2011/06/13/carmelized-coconut-chips/

I skipped the cinnamon but will add it next time I think.

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

The thing I find hardest about people brining stuff in is not that I desperately want it, more that I hate having to say 'oh I'm doing a sort of paleo thing...' and get into the negotiations and the 'go on, go on, go on.... '. And I don't want everyone to know that I'm trying to eat a certain way, and therefore have them be aware of whether or not I'm holding myself to my own standards. So I tend to be super-enthusiastic about the food that's been brought, in the hope that no-one notices I haven't eaten any, or I 'take some for later' and then give it to housemates. Or even bin it, which is terrible (I only do that if it wasn't a labour of love).

ljubljana, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, I'm kind of inclined to try the Whole30 after Xmas, because eating paleo-ish is doing nothing for me. It might also help if I took even the tiniest amount of exercise.

ljubljana, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

I have a dumb question that may have already been addressed itt

What happens AFTER the 30 day period if you do the Whole30. Do you start adding stuff back in?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

alllllmost to 30 lbs lost thru (mostly) paleo eating, hit a bit of a plateau late but I'm still inching downard

dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

Yep VG - you try one group, like dairy, one day, go back to the restriction for a few days, try the next thing, etc etc. You can also stay on the stricter template for as long as you want.

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

interesting.

aside from a bit of dairy and a lot of legumes (and the occasional junk splurge), I already eat a lot of this stuff. Maybe I'll give it a whirl in the new year.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

the key for me is totally avoiding sugar, bread and rice. period.

homosexual II, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

i could do better with avoiding sugar. i had a pink lemonade today. i've been doing GREAT with avoiding bread, potatoes, rice, and pasta tho -- although i let myself have some sweet potatoes recently.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I've been kicking ass at avoiding potatoes and pasta. rice I have a harder time avoiding but I'm down to once a week. and bread maybe twice a week. no white flour anymore, no white rice. I dunno, I feel pretty proud of myself, lol

Mr Veg has vicariously lost a bit of weight too, just by the changes I've made in our meals.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

i lied, i have a loaf of gluten-free raisin/pecan bread that i've been having half-slices of occasionally, with some kerrygold butter. i don't particularly like it, but i don't want to throw it out either.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

I thought I'd miss cheese the most, but what's getting me more is not having our normal dressings/sauces - no vegetable oils, and they are everywhere. Also, sriracha has sugar ;_;

Jaq, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

oh damn that could be a dealbreaker

no sriracha D:

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

rock climbing is the most fun exercise I've ever done, ljub - I know people who aren't into sports or gym-going often like it too. Challenging for body and brain. And super full-body muscle-building. http://www.blogto.com/sports_play/2011/04/toronto_rock_climbing_gyms/

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

make your own!

homosexual II, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

(sriracha)

homosexual II, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

tell me how to live, homo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

(ie YES! I would like to make my own pls show me)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

"tell me how to live, homo"

my fave belle & sebastian single, by the way.

scott seward, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

xp rrrobyn - I am poorly coordinated but I will think about the climbing. The only thing is, I'm not sure how I would feel about it, because a friend lost her boyfriend in a climbing accident. She was working with me at the time, and I got very involved with the aftermath. But a climbing gym is just a climbing gym so I should consider it!

ljubljana, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

this is the same thing practically without sugar

http://www.huyfong.com/no_frames/garlic.htm

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/04/homemade-scriracha-sauce-recipe.html

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

even simpler than making your own sriracha is keeping around jars of prik nam pla (2 parts fish sauce, 1 part chopped birds eye chilis) and prik nam som (same thing, but with white vinegar instead of fish sauce.)

http://www.enjoythaifood.com/condiments.php

hot slag (lukas), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

had the most delicious duck salad at the thai restaurant tonight. it was just roast duck, cashews, lettuce, cilantro, red onions, and a lemony (lemongrass?) dressing. not spicy. perfect for paleos/low-carbers.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

thai is the way to go.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

anyone notice you're in a good mood all the time?

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think the constant ups and downs of glucose with high carb consumption makes people cranky and they don't even know it.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

I notice it if I have a cup of coffee late in the day, all of a sudden I'm raaaaaaaaaaagh hulk smash for no reason. but yeah the sugar/carb thing definitely adds or added to that, there's no doubt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i talked about the good mood/cranky thing upthread. its remarkable.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

I have a friend who pretty much lives on sugar. Like, she has a bagel for breakfast, candy for lunch... and like, YEAH, CANDY FOR 2 OUT OF 3 MEALS. And I am really starting to notice her insane mood swings.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

i have too much energy now -- i already have anxiety issues so the extra energy just turns it into hyperactivity.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

take some st. john's wort. or some calms forte. or something similar. might help.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

anyone notice you're in a good mood all the time?

― homosexual II, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 6:05 PM (1 hour ago)

yeah this is a really nice side effect. makes maintaining eating this way really easy and self-motivated as well.

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

like im at a weight loss point where i could prob get pretty sloppy with this at this point, but i have no reason or desire to. might switch to the athletic performance meal plan from this book because more butternut squash soup, thats why.

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah i went the first three months very low carb and no dairy at all. But im lifting weights a lot now so i eat more sweet potatoes, squash and a little whole milk. I've put on a good amount of muscle.

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 04:25 (thirteen years ago)

Paleo chocolate chili with garlic mashed cauliflower for dinner from Well Fed. Really tasty.

Has anyone looked into intermittent fasting? I'm going to try it.

Jaq, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 05:31 (thirteen years ago)

The intermittent fast pattern I use is 8pm-noon 2x/wk, so you're basically skipping breakfast Tues and Sat, which works around my Mon/Wed/Fr workout schedule. It's totally doable except that I keep ... forgetting ... to do it. Big note going to be left on the fridge Fri night so I'm not tempted to skip. The pattern I adopted from Lean Gains.

Brakhage, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Tried this today - was easier than I expected, maybe due to eating such a hearty dinner.

Coworker handed out caramel corn as a holiday treat this morning. I have a no-go snack food file drawer now.

Jaq, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

re: IF, janeane garafolo eats only one meal a day (dinner)
don't know if it's a paleo meal though.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

christopher walken is also an (inadvertent?) intermittent faster.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

After not being successful at always finding gluten free items when I crave them, I decided to just try the paleo diet. The only problem I see is corn tortillas and corn chips. However, corn tortillas have been looking really shitty since this summer when we were in Del Rio and had really awesome corn tortillas. I have made them a few times since but the whole corn gmo thing festers in the back of my mind. Corn chips have started to taste like cardboard lately too and not something I truly enjoy. So it just feels like the perfect time to go paleo.

Grocery stores and small town USA....all these towns with pop of 80K and below, below....eek! I can tell you horror stories.

*tera, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

its quiet in paleo land. are you all being tempted by christmas treats? I'm not, because I am grossed out by wheat and shit lately. It's all just DOUGH. I sat in a pizza parlor last night and was amazed at how many people were gobbling down flour + water in such high amounts.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

frankly i'd enjoy a bowl of pizza topping without the base just as much

how can you masturbate in front of a baby with nuclear arms (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

homoII I am a fan of yours but I am having trouble reconciling fat acceptance vs. judging other's eating tbh. Not trolling, just not getting it.

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

Nah she wasn't judging other people's eating, she was saying she's grossed out by dough

Me too, I've started to feel the same way. I absentmindedly put a dolmade in my mouth last week, chewed for a second, felt weird, spit it out. Starches don't have the same appeal no more

you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm still doing Bulletproof. I've decided to drink less coffee than biohacker suggests, but I'm sticking with the big fats. Ghee and MCT in the morning, some coconut oil in the afternoon. Enormous amounts of leafy greens, an egg a day, and two servings of red meat.

This past week, my hunger levels have been very strange. I don't feel like eating big meals. I'll grill a fish or something and heap spinach and kale and cabbage and cauliflower all over the plate, but then graze on it for four hours. It's very strange.

you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

see "grossed out by dough" is the exact expression that a fat-hater might use

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why you're pursuing this line of inquiry

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

because, as I said, I am trying to reconcile homo's fat embracement and "wtf u eating fool" judgement

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

judging the sin not the sinner ime

you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

i don't read that post that way at all
also people including me eat gross stuff and it's gross \(o_o)/

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

is it?

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

doing paleo is just about eating high quality foods and feeling better as a result mayne

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

yeah like subway is gross and i have disdain for people who enjoy it

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

well, i'm sleeping noticeably better but no idea if i've lost any weight or anything. regardless i am eating tons of delicious food. tonight i made one from the practical paleo book with crusted pork loins on a bed of parsnips, orange slices, pomegranate seeds, and onions. holy shit. with a side of roasted beets and anise. holy fuck.

arby's, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

^^ gets it

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

also i'm guzzling coconut milk like nobody's business. how did i live without u

arby's, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

re: dough, my buddy is starting up a cookie company and I suggested he tap into the paleo market
but chocolate chip meat puck was the only idea we could come up with.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

since when are beans and whole grains not high quality foods

since when is judging people about what they put in their mouths any less stupid than judging them about how they look or any other stupid thing

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'm for shaming bad consumer choices because they have public consequences,
But on the other hand fried dough is kind of universally delicious.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

Idk about anybody else, but I don't give a shit abt what other people eat. That doesn't change that a lot of stuff I used to dig seems gross to me now.

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

I found ghee, finally, I'm looking forward to cooking with it

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

Ghee is easy to make. Put butter in a pot and cook in a 250 deg oven for 2-3 hours. Until the solids have turned brown and settled to the bottom. Ladle the oil off into a clean jar, or strain through cheesecloth so none of the solids get saved.

As for eating this way, I'm enjoying it and feeling healthier. Despite all the flack I'm getting from coworkers who also had lots to say about my nothing but cheese and diet coke lunches. Beans and whole grains make me feel like crap. YMMV.

Jaq, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

Btw, 2 lbs of butter makes a quart of ghee.

Jaq, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

I think I kinda was judging how gross dough is? You're really reaching here. I don't give a rip if other people eat it! So I can't be into fat acceptance and yet think grains aren't good for me?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'm also trying to help ppl out who may be feeling kinda left out this time of year by pointing out that it's just DOUGH, which sounds gross. I'm like the most innocuous poster to be calling out on ilx, too. Btw.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

i wish i thought dough was gross! i caved and had a slice of pizza last night -- the choir director bought us a pie from one of my favorite places and i was starving. i went back on track today.

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:36 (thirteen years ago)

raw dough is pretty gross, but some magic happens when it's buttered and fried. are there any paleo dough substitutes? the vegan/gluten-free things we've tried were just awful.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:37 (thirteen years ago)

I can kinda see how my post seemed slightly judgey now, but I really wasn't thinking anyone eating said dough is gross. The dough is just gross to me now that I've started thinking it as merely flour and water. Have I said 'dough' enough times? It's starting to look weird to me.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

Involves dairy, but my sis has made a fake bread involving cream cheese, eggs and psyllium husk. It's kinda flaky like a croissant.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:44 (thirteen years ago)

Mr. Jaq and I have declared a week of eating whatever we want from Christmas to New Years - I read the list of things we think we want and think we are going to feel awful for a month if we eat all that. Then I look at it and realize: there's no sweets on there at all. That's kind of shocking, knowing us.

Jaq, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 05:45 (thirteen years ago)

I'm working on talking my diabetic father into trying veggie smoothies with protein powder instead of waffles in the morning. Hoping I can shift him to more paleo stuff after that

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:07 (thirteen years ago)

oh! actually the gluten-free banana waffles from trader joe's are pretty decent (if bananas are paleo, that is)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)

bananas are not good for diabetics but don't know about tj's concoction

buzza, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

apologies for being cranky, homoII. It occurred to me that duh, this thread is just not up my alley, so I should stop being a dummy and just remove the bookmark!

quincie, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

i had ham for dessert last night.

scott seward, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah if you're not into meat and/or are a veg I could see where this thread would be infuriating!!

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

did anyone have gastrointestinal issues prior to paleo? I have had IBS ever since I had my gallbladder removed in 2000. It seems to be completely gone now, which is awesome.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

It occurred to me that duh, this thread is just not up my alley, so I should stop being a dummy and just remove the bookmark
I did the same thing -- it was making me totally neurotic!

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

I came in just to say that and also because I am avoiding calculating my final grades.

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Thinking about trying this for at least 30 days post holidays. I've been sort of trending this way anyway as my wife always feels sort of wrecked after eating a lot of wheat, but I'd like to see what happens if I fully commit.

I think I'm going to miss rice quite a bit as I eat a ton of stir fries, curries, and soups with rice noodles. Also breakfast sort of freaks me out - probably 75% of the time I eat granola with yogurt or multigrain bread with peanut butter. I think I'm going to get tired of eggs pretty quick.

joygoat, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

We've been eating these muffin-shaped things for breakfast that are mostly spinach/kale with some meat and egg and spices. Like a spinach-heavy meatloaf. plus roasted yams, which I make a lot of on the weekend and we scoop out and reheat during the week. I don't like eggs so much, especially not every day.

Jaq, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think i can do this and get enough protein because i don't want to eat meat 3x/day. i eat greek yogurt a lot. which i don't even always like because it's too thick. but i have been eating a lot less bread, almost none. and less beans. i don't miss those things. i did eat some rice this week. my feeling hungry all the time problems are basically gone unless i have reason to be hungry. before i would eat a ton of whole grains for breakfast and be hungry in like an hour. same with brown rice at lunch. i don't always have to eat breakfast anymore and it's fine.

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

i feel better eating more fat and less carbs basically but i'm not paleoing

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

also a sweet potato with coconut milk poured over it = kewl

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

I eat lots of eggs. Also lots of salmon. Lots of salads. I think this is a nice, simple way of eating. The only thing that is a pain in the ass is eating out in a restaurant.

homosexual II, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Also why is sugar IN EVERYTHING. It starts to get really obnoxious!

homosexual II, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Shopping and there was some crying baby and I totally caved and pulled into a Brioche Dorée and ate a whole creme brûlée, happy holidays. Haven't eaten proper sugar in, damn, at least a month. Tasted totally awesome.

you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

one downside to all of this is that i have to figure out how to have my wedding ring resized i think

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Use your middle finger instead

you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

Put a glop of silicone inside the band.

Office lunch at a Mexican restaurant - carne asada and veg, the server looked so sad and confused at no rice no beans no tortillas thanks!

Jaq, Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

My wife and I just had our rings resized, I think we paid about $70 total. Pretty much any jeweler can do it.

Brad C., Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

the server looked so sad and confused at no rice no beans no tortillas

it is sad! those are my favorite things. last time i went out for mexican i just left them on the plate. *weeps*

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

i get the rice and tortilla ban in theory but what's the paleo beef with beans?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

There's something in them (leptins? something like that) that really irritates my gut. I don't know if that's the paleo thing or not.

Jaq, Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

lectins, not leptins

Jaq, Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

2nd attempt at making coconut butter, this time with a food processor = no. I soaked the dried coconut in warm water and added a bunch of coconut oil and it's a gritty gloppy mess. 3rd attempt, unsoaked, just dried flakes and oil = meh. I'm just going to buy it; the texture is just so much better.

I am trying to salvage some of the second attempt by beating 3 eggs w/vanilla and pumpkin pie spices and mixing in about a cup of the coconut glop and a cup of whipped sweet potatoes. Baking in a souffle ramekin and we'll see if it's edible.

I smoothed the 3rd attempt out on a parchment lined cookie sheet - it's in the fridge now hardening up. I'll cut it into small bars for desperation snacking.

Jaq, Saturday, 22 December 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

Hmmm this recipe is just shredded coconut in a fp for 10 mins: http://ohsheglows.com/2010/06/22/homemade-coconut-butter/

just1n3, Sunday, 23 December 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah well, I had it in the food processor for closer to 20 min and it is sadly nothing like that.

Jaq, Sunday, 23 December 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8491/8297800045_bbb7cf2bb9.jpg

You can see the crumbs of the coconut butter on the parchment - very dry, even though I added almost a cup of coconut oil to 2 cups of flakes. The coconut-sweet potato souffle is pretty good!

Jaq, Sunday, 23 December 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

well, i'm totally going to cheat with this here diet. i have a 4 lb pork shoulder in the fridge and there is no way i'm not making it into lechon asado and then putting that into awesome cuban sandwiches. there is just no way.

arby's, Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

Oh guy that sounds so gooood
I cooked paleo for the family (pulled pork + cole slaw + kale) after I cheated this morning and had some Swedish pancakes with them

capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:22 (thirteen years ago)

does anyone know a recipe for a bread that would work in this situation? you have to use so many eggs with coconut flour and idk i'm grilling a cuban sandwich here it feels so wrong.

arby's, Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

Nah, just use actual bread.

Jaq, Sunday, 23 December 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

w00t, my favorite jeans fit again. that's the only metric i've been using to monitor my weight -- scales are too depressing.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Sunday, 23 December 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

there was a scale at my gf's parents' place and i've dropped 8lbs just halfassing this thing! her sister, coincidentally, started seeing a nutritionist almost the exact same time i took up the paleo quest, and she cooked a bunch of really awesome delicious stuff for us over x-mas. all of it seemed paleo-friendly afaict, only way less heavy on the meat, and was just as filling as anything else to me. i might post some recipes if she remembers to e-mail them.

arby's, Thursday, 27 December 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

one week of eating whatever and feeling pretty awful actually, now we're back at it after today's prosperity dinner (black eyed peas + hominy)

Jaq, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't lost any more weight (stalled out at 18lbs), but I still feel pretty awesome. Didn't stray one time over the Holidays! Sister made coconut flour cookies and cake, though, which was pretty good.

I am currently in the process of making my own BEEF BROTH from some pretty rank looking bones.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

Well done!! Making stocks and slow-cooked things always seems like a primal, pioneering thing to do. What I'm saying is if you have a floor-length gathered apron and a matching sunbonnet, this would be a good time to wear them.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

How do you make a food fad appeal to libertarians? Invoke human nature.

Another article, written by a young man named TobanWiebe who advocates for “Paleo-Libertarian integration,” bore the rallying cry, “No grains, no government.” “Paleo and libertarianism share a common bond in individualism,” Wiebe writes. “Both value personal responsibility and oppose government paternalism, wanting nothing from the government except to be left alone. Both recognize that nothing good can come from using the political means to further their cause.” Wiebe goes on to argue for the importance of “Misean longevity” for the Libertarian cause and to mourn the grain-fed demise of his idols: “It saddens paleo-libertarians that Murray Rothbard was struck down by a disease of civilization at the young age of 68. It is important that libertarians do their best to avoid such a fate — the libertarian cause is too important.”

In October, the site’s founder Lew Rockwell himself observed the growing popularity of Paleo among younger Libertarians on the campaign trail. “When I spoke at the two Ron Paul events in Tampa, a young man kind enough to pick me up at the airport told me a fascinating story. The vast majority of young Ron volunteers in offices he visited all over the country were paleo. If a kid ordered pizza — which was always the primary or perhaps only campaign food — he was practically booed,” reads his blog

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

I have noticed that thus far, and it's kind of interesting... slash annoying.

homosexual II, Thursday, 3 January 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

i bought the paleo comfort food cookbook by julie & charles mayfield. i think i'll try out the shrimp/crab bisque this coming week.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Sunday, 6 January 2013 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

Making a Thai holy basil stir-fry with pork tonight to serve over Chinese broccoli.

This morning I shredded yams in my (new! awesome!) food processor, and made this for breakfast: http://nomnompaleo.com/post/19886925277/sweet-potato-hash-with-fried-eggs which was amazing and I am making again tomorrow.

What's been great about this so far is I love cooking again. Low carb cooking for 3 years got disheartening.

Jaq, Sunday, 6 January 2013 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

that looks incredible. i made roasted sweet potatoes with melted sage butter a few nights ago; i topped it with a little fontina but it didn't even need it.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Sunday, 6 January 2013 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

Sweet potatoes\yams are just amazingly good. Went to my favorite asian market today and got orange, yellow, white, and purple (!) fleshed ones.

I set off all the smoke detectors with my stir fry tonight. Oops. Burned the garlic, but everything else was fine and tasted great. We are trying those coconut aminos instead of soy sauce and the taste is nearly identical - maybe just a bit less salty.

I'm interested in how you find the paleo comfort food - I've been eying it. Mr. Jaq got me the gigantic Everyday Paleo book for xmas, and I already had the Well-Fed book (which is really good). Everyday Paleo is only about 1/3 recipes.

Jaq, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

There's a huge intersection between paleo, Crossfit and libertarianism.

Less paleo-specific but the most granola (gluten-free, homemade laundry soap, co-op bringing in Alaskan salmon/elk/grassfed beef, etc.) people I know personally are evangelical Christians who adore Ron Paul.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

tonight i'm making the langostino bisque from the paleo comfort foods cookbook (the recipe is actually for shrimp bisque, but this'll work). it subs coconut oil, coconut milk, almond flour, and arrowroot for the cream and thickener.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

i thought paleo came from parkour dudes.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

get bent - one of the things I've found with almond flour: Bob's Red Mill brand is grittier than Honeyville Farms.

Jaq, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

okay, one thing i'm finding with this recipe (making it now) is that it calls for too much broth and coconut milk*, so it needs to reduce down at the end. but i did add in twice the amount of brandy.

*actually, it just said "one can" of coconut milk, which isn't helpful if the stuff you have comes in a box. i just used a cup.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

making the onion soup from the same cookbook -- the house smells like caramelized onions, it's killing me. recipe calls for red wine and sherry but i also have some leftover brandy from the bisque. this is gonna be nice and boozy. hic.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Thursday, 10 January 2013 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

I think I might need that cookbook!

Jaq, Thursday, 10 January 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

OK guys help. I am trying this again after being force fed chef food by my dad over Christmas for 2 weeks and basically doing nothing but eating and getting drunk that entire time. I've been doing this high fat/ high protein very low carb (~20 a day) vegetarian thing for a week now and I FEEL LIKE SHIT. I'm exhausted and literally feel like I'm going to just collapse. Also I have muscle cramps in my legs and just feel like I'm not eating enough something or other. Also, I miss carbs and this fucking sucks! I am trying to stick it out but it's pretty tough when I feel this bad. :(

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

i have no clue if this helps but leg cramps is v. often a hydration issue for me.

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

Cramps = metallic salts. Magnesium, calcium, potassium. Maybe you can't have a banana (too much sugar?) but figure out what you can have and eat several of it.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - I just looked in my book and it seems a lot of the stuff I'm feeling could be a hydration thing and I didn't drink much water over the weekend. Orbs I am gonna go grab a banana too just in case. If I still feel like this tomorrow then fuck this - I seriously feel awful. I don't think I could do this for another day if I don't improve.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

What's your main protein source? What are your fat sources?

xp If you find you're missing carbs but don't want to completely cheat, eat some fruit-- I usually have an apple or an orange before swimming-- or eat starchier veggies like carrots

friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

And I am very very sick of spinach and eggs and tofu. "This diet is not about deprivation" my ass.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

Most of the protein is eggs, cheese, tofu, nuts and Greek yogurt. I swear to God I have eaten more of these things in the past week than in the last two decades of my life combined. Fats - butter, coconut oil, olive oil and from nuts and cheese mostly. OK that might be a slight exaggeration but I'm cranky!

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

If I still feel like this tomorrow then fuck this - I seriously feel awful. I don't think I could do this for another day if I don't improve.

If your body feels like shit, don't do it. I feel like this is how people learn to hate eating. Eating is a required part of being alive, so we would be happier if we enjoyed it rather than dreaded it.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

That sentence was a little out of order. The exaggeration was about eating more of the protein foods in the past week not about the fats. Ugh.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

I'm just saying -- you sound pretty serious. I meant to say that supportively. I don't follow any particular "diet" because I viscerally hate being told what to do.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

LL - Yeah, you're right. I'm going to give it another day or two mostly so I can eat all these expensive cheese I now have in the fridge but unless I start to feel better I'm done. This is not fun at all.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, you sound pretty upset about it and uncomfortable as well. i feel like your relationship with food -- everyone's -- is more valuable than your -- everyone's -- need to follow a particular diet that may not be working for you/them. i am here because people are sometimes talking about cooking healthy foods and that is a topic of interest for me, but as soon as the convo turns to weight loss, i bolt.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

not that people shouldn't talk about that if they want to -- none of my business, is all

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

I'm upset because I want a bagel.

:(

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

OK, I may also be exaggerating for effect but not by much. I'm just jealous of all these people who say they feel better than ever once they go low carb because I can't remember feeling much worse.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

No, going low carb made me feel like shit. For me, the best thing about paleo is it is moderate carbs (I eat around 100g/day now - ate 20 or less/day for almost 3 years prior).

Jaq, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

Make sure you get enough salt and drink plenty of water, btw.

Jaq, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

tried paleo out for a while but don't want to live a life w/o tasty snackz. what i got from it, though, is i eat way more vegetables and wholefood protein than before and definitely feel the difference. there is no way i'm ever giving up pizza, though.

Spectrum, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

relationship with food is interesting, though ... before paleo i saw food as solely a pleasure thing. but it's really about nourishment. i found that pretty helpful wrt getting in the habit of eating primarily veggies and wholefood protein for my meals.

Spectrum, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

we've been eating bad (sweets, chips, bread, etc) since christmas. but we are getting back on the cave horse. so easy to go back to old unhealthy routines. been eating bad for so long so it makes sense. but i really ENJOY the paleo thing and i feel great doing it and new love for greens is such a nice thing this late in life. made mostly paleo beef stew the other day (did have a couple of regular potatoes in there) and ate it for three days and could kinda eat it every day. wanna do like that.

scott seward, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sorry you're having trouble ENBB :(

If you want a bagel specifically why not have a bagel? If you're gonna cheat you should cheat triumphantly

friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

LL is kinda right. No reason to power through if it's actually not doing you any good. Maybe you need to regroup first.
but def keep an eye on yr hydration. For me the key to hydration is get a fun water bottle that you enjoy drinking out of :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

I would just put booze in it

DJP, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

or that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

DAMN YOU DJP

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

Have you heard about DJP's glowing blue cube diet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

I have already had 1 liter today and am about to fill up a second. I did not have a bagel but I did have some extra carby vegetables with my fucking egg fucking salad for lunch. Like I said, I'm gonna give it another day or two and then reevaluate. Thanks for the tips though guys.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I cheat in tiny increments. I made a big paleo-ish meal last night, with some cheating, for four people. Hangar steaks with wine and shallots (wine is cheating), cabbage gratin (topped with a little bit of panko crumbs-- cheating), cucumber salad (with a tablespoon of sugar in the dressing-- cheating), baked broccoli (I grated the tiniest amount of parmesan-- cheating). While I cooked the steaks we snacked on homemade kale chips for which I didn't cheat and I'm eating them right now.

Oh and I'm drinking as normal :( which was the main reason I went on this diet :( oh well

friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Just to clarify, I've had a liter of water not a liter of booze.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I'm on my third week of doing paleo. The first week I felt like garbage, I think that's pretty common. Then it got better and I'm really enjoying it. Or maybe enjoying is the wrong word but I don't find it to be a hardship. Didn't quit drinking but I did cut out beer (sticking to red wine or bourbon).

dmr, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Let me tell you how I make the prospect of eating a hard boiled egg for breakfast every morning seem absolutely delicious: I cover it in pink Himalayan salt. I used to use smoked salt but we know what happened to that. ;_____;

Also I put it on a bialy which is not allowed here but fuck it, anyway, that's it. Egg + salt = Mmmmmm!

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Oh I put mountains of salt on them and I love them. Pink salt sounds fun though. Wait - what happened to your smoked salt??

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

TJ's stopped making it because of LOW SALES at the same time as their flower pepper, btw. Lechera and I had a long cry about it on the TJ's thread.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

WHat about salt and a little smoked paprika? Smoked paprika is amazing and good on eggs too.

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

good idea!!

also i object to "eating what you want" = "cheating"
it leads to unhealthy thinking imo/e

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Most of the protein is eggs, cheese, tofu, nuts and Greek yogurt.

This is maybe the biggest issue? Paleo isn't a restrictive or brutal diet for people who <3 meat - as long as I can have steak/chicken/fish, I can live w/o bread and rice, but combining the side restrictions with vegetarianism would be torture.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

I thought that too but theoretically it should be OK.
ENBB if you're still feeling shitty tomorrow maybe you should try adding pulses
Make some dhal or something

friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Or drink a liter of booze ;)

friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

Depending on where flax seed fits into your approach to eating atm, this is pretty great for breakfast and feels satisfyingly carby, especially with apple cut up and added before nuking it. And/or yoghurt or a bit of butter on top.

ljubljana, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

figuring out that sweet potatoes were a-ok was a big discovery for me

dmr, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

why are sweet potatoes a-ok? seems like more sugar would be worse for you (compared with a tuber)?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know chapter and verse, but they are considered more nutrient-dense and are ok for doing paleo. regular potatoes are "empty carbs." something like that.

dmr, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

They are also versatile and taste good.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't read a book on this or anything but am generally following what's laid out on that Paleo Nom Nom site someone linked upthread. the guidelines on their site come from the book "It Starts With Food."

xp- yeah great way to have "fries" as a side dish. I liked sweet potato fries before, anyway.

dmr, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

i like sweet potato fries better than regular fries, but my spidey sense is that i like it more because it's worse for me.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

I've been making sweet potato hash browns for weekend breakfasts - shred 'em, toss with herbs and salt and pepper, fry until you get some crispy bits.

For weekday breakfasts, I roast a big pile of sweet potatos until they are carmelized every weekend - just wash and roast on a foil covered baking sheet for an hour or so at 300F. Flip them over on the sheet when you take them out of the oven and let them cool. The skins peel off so easily. Store the flesh in an airtight container and scoop out a hunk to nuke every morning.

Jaq, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

that's my problem - the only time I like sweet potatoes is when they're fried! the slimy texture weirds me out normally

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Try yellow or white yams instead - they are much drier/starchier.

Jaq, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

i made these out of mashed sweet potatoes + spinach
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8050/8136844655_9f4d6edfa5_c.jpg

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

how did you get it to color coordinate with the placemat?!

Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, that came out very accusatory. I mean to say, looks yummy.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

Quite honestly I do try to have a variety of colors on the plate.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

that little plotz in the corner of the soy sauce is wasabi, which i would have put in the mash but my household prefers differing levels of heat so

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

How much does Rudy like?

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Not much, she likes sweets. Carrots are her favorite food.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

Your food is v pretty btw

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

Is that raw cucumber and how did you eat it?

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yes that is a cuke - I salted it v lightly and ate it with a fork? Sometimes I dipped it in the soy sauce. I like salt.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Erica you are having "the low carb flu"

Going below 20 net carbs has made your body freak out a bit, searching for what glycogen it can find still stored in your muscles (about 2-3k calories usually). Once it runs out, you are basically running on empty and your body hasn't yet figured out how to effectively switch over to creating and burning ketones for fuel as opposed to glucose. I'd say for a vegetarian it would be pretty depressing and difficult to do under 20g carbs daily. I'd say up them to 70-100. You're going into ketosis and it is very uncomfortable at first.

homosexual II, Monday, 14 January 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

Also mineral deficiency is spot on, as glycogen typically has 2g of water stored along with it, you're peeing all that out and it's not being replenished. Drink water with lemon and salt in high amounts!

homosexual II, Monday, 14 January 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

i would feel sad eating a low carb vegetarian diet. i guess it's possible. but immediately going down to 20 g/day from high-normal carbs should make anyone feel like crap.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

I transitioned from eating semi low carb (probably 100-150g) to very low carb, and I felt like I had a really bad hangover for two days.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

does that ill effect also work in reverse (eating carbs after a prolonged absence?)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

Not sure! I think the body is pretty used to burning glucose on the SAD so it could go back to it pretty easily.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

I ate all the carbs I wanted the week between Xmas and new years and didn't feel at all well. Also pizza and fries tasted sweet which was weird.

Jaq, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

oops...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/16/vegans-stomach-unpalatable-truth-quinoa

scott seward, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

how are you paleo folks doing? I am down 22 lbs. Still haven't strayed at all, except I did eat a few peanuts a few weeks ago.

homosexual II, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

I'm down 5 or 6 lbs since Jan 2 and Mr. Jaq is down 12. Also his fasting blood sugar has dropped by 20 points even though he's eating around 100 g of carbs a day including fruit. We're still doing the super-strict Whole30 thing, which I'm liking pretty well. I'm traveling for a work conference next week, so a little concerned but I've got a bunch of Steve's paleokits and coconut butter buttons to take along.

Jaq, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

ps - go you! That's inspiring! Are you feeling energetic and stuff?

Jaq, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

still sticking with it since Jan. 1, no major deviations from the road map but I'm not that strict about some stuff that's technically supposed to be off limits (peanuts, hummus)

definitely feeling healthier. probably took me months to eat the amount of vegetables I've had this January.

dmr, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

i lost like 8 lbs-ish right away and have just been hovering there, though i did cheat pretty big time over the holidays. i don't think i really feel ~that~ much better. the improvements to my sleep plateaued i.e. it's still largely crappy. but i haven't done any more of the waking up--and staying awake--at 3:00am thing i'd been dealing with for so long(it's happened twice since i started this, as opposed to twice to four times a week). but a lot of my problems feeling shitty i think are sleep related and i think my sleep issues aren't only rooted in diet. but anyway i eat good shit all the time and overall i do feel better, so hay!

arby's, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

i read scott's link last week or so. how depressing.

arby's, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

anybody find that this is just too much meat all the time? i'm going to be trying to flip the meat/vegetable ratio a bit.

arby's, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)

yeah at xmas my family was excitedly talking about quinoa a bunch and i had to drop the quinoa bomb on them

tity boi historian (ciderpress), Friday, 25 January 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

I'm going to start this officially on Monday for at least 30 days. Have been sort of heading towards it since Christmas but wanted to get more settled into the semester / be done with traveling.

Of course this week has been spent eating granola, the rest of the yogurt, rice, pizza from the new and only decent pizza place around, toast for breakfast, etc.

joygoat, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

i'm doing a less strict thing where i still eat beans, which helps a lot w/ variety and preventing meat fatigue

eggplant is a good meat substitute too imo

tity boi historian (ciderpress), Friday, 25 January 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

I generally eat only 4-6 oz meat/egg per meal with a massive amount of veg, which seems about right for me.

Jaq, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

been lurking here and trying this out without getting too strict. loving it! i always thought i was hopeless in the kitchen, but i'm keeping it simple and doing just fine.

i'm losing weight too, even though that's not what i'm going for at all. it's mostly because my appetite isn't as voracious as usual, but i also inevitably get a little lazy about preparing meals and just go without or settle for a smaller meal of leftovers.

boss & toss (lou), Friday, 25 January 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

I'm still doing this. I've fucked the exercise and have been sedentary for the last four weeks :(

The way I keep up with veggies is to make a two big veggie dishes a day and then eat them for several days as leftovers. On any given meal I'll have about four of: baked kale, savoy cabbage coleslaw, collard greens and tomatoes, grated carrot salad, turmeric roasted cauliflower, baked broccoli, spinach salad, cucumber salad, celery soup, red cabbage in a pot with vinegar, etc.

No results found for fartblorp (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

I've been relying more heavily on restaurant food than I should be, at times, but have done a p good job of finding decent paleo friendly stuff to order (e.g. big salad with pork from Chipotle for work lunch). I don't think I could keep on it otherwise.

dmr, Friday, 25 January 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

I use this thread for variety/food inspiration and out of curiosity about ppl and their foods, but I have to say, for the past two weeks I've barely been home one night a week--many days I'm only in my apartment for 2 or 3 hours a day (that I'm not sleeping)--and there is NO WAY to keep up with a diet that can't be picked up in Midtown.

xp haha yes!

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

For recipe recommendations I usually buy a big bag of [some nice looking veg] and then google "best kohlrabi ever!" and see what happens

No results found for fartblorp (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

"Best swiss chard ever" and "best broccoli ever" produced some fantastic recipes, might I add:

http://sainttigerlily.blogspot.ca/2011/01/best-swiss-chard-recipeever.html

http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2008/11/the_best_brocco.html

No results found for fartblorp (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

(That swiss chard takes a while though, I watched the entirety of Wayne's World while preparing it)

No results found for fartblorp (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 25 January 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

i actually don't eat that much meat. For breakfast I just have executive coffee, a salad at lunch (with SOME meat), and then dinner is sometimes meat, sometimes not. The other day I just had sauteed portobello mushrooms with avocado and creme fraiche.

homosexual II, Friday, 25 January 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

This week though I have been incredibly distracted and skipped a few meals... which really bumped up the weight loss! I guess IF is a good idea for me.

homosexual II, Friday, 25 January 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

I really want to try that butter coffee thing. I'm v curious

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 January 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

i don't see myself eating any other way again. this works just too great for me.

ω (carne asada), Friday, 25 January 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

Survived 3 days of a tradeshow - lots of intermittent fasting, took a can of coconut milk along for coffee, brought some Paleokits for snacks/breakfast and the last Larabar we had in the house, plus a small container of coconut butter buttons. The hotel restaurant had a good cobb salad and also plain olive oil and red wine vinegar for dressing.

The hardest thing - not having wine with the rest of the table; it smelled sooo good. Since we just finished a second whole30, I think a glass or two of something alcoholic/week will be added back in first.

Jaq, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

maria and i have been going on and off the paleo wagon. but even off we seem to be making more healthy choices now. we are back on now. i just have to keep reminding myself how great i felt in those initial weeks of doing it. and i have kept the weight off that i lost. consistently 15 pounds lighter than when i started this last year.

big problem was buying snacks/dessert/non-paleo stuff for the kida and then...eating that stuff. so, just buying less of that stuff and making the kids eat some damn fruit. it helps that cyrus is addicted to seaweed snacks and i don't want any of that.

scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Not having stuff we aren't eating around has really helped. I cleared a lot of it out during the first week of January, stored the things that will keep, pitched out opened stuff, etc. Out of sight out of mind is working for the moment.

Jaq, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

why is wine not paleo? I feel like all these odd prohibitions would add up to some very popular and lucrative paleo variations. (paleo + potatos, etc...)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

in the stricter versions of paleo all alcohol is out, period. wine is more paleo than beer though (especially if it's dry & not sweet)

dmr, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

It's just not on the Whole30, which is more of a low inflammation diet than most other paleo.

Jaq, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

whole30 is also no sweeteners, period. Where most other paleo is okay with honey/maple syrup, that kind of thing.

Jaq, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

i actually brought a jar of really good local honey to the store in case i have a craving for sweets in the afternoon. which is usually when i start craving sweets. i figure a quick spoonful as needed and i'm back on track.

scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

for real though one spoonful of raw deerfield wildflower honey and all thoughts of a snickers bar disappear.

scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

Snickers bars are my office bete noire, too. :( Because they have them in our vending machine, mostly. Today though I am having a pear!

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

Dry ciders are popular with paleo folks too

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

my vending machine actually has one paleo snack: plantain chips

dmr, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

I said from the start I wasn't gonna quit drinking but if I have a couple beers I feel like I lose most of the benefits. so mostly been sticking to red wine.

dmr, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

Ooh, dry cider - that's on for tonight then. I've been buying the Inka plantain chips occasionally. They're tasty and nicely crunchy and might be good to dip in guacamole.

Jaq, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

I haven't really been drinking, but last weekend I did have a few glasses of veuve clicquot, because I couldn't resist

I am off sweeteners all together, too. Even stevia.

homosexual II, Saturday, 2 February 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

I fuck with beer.

ω (carne asada), Saturday, 2 February 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

hey so despite eating 80% of my calories from fat, my cholesterol numbers look pretty awesome!

pleased about this

homosexual II, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

Nuked a jar of coconut manna for 45 sec, stirred in 1/2 tsp of vanilla, 1 tbsp cocoa powder, a little salt. Poured out onto parchment paper and put in the fridge until set (turns matte-finish). Used a pizza cutter at first, but then just broke it up. Delicious! Second batch is just vanilla flavored, poured over apple juice infused dried cranberries (from Steve's Original), lightly sprinkled with salt - cooling down now.

Jaq, Friday, 8 February 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

so despite being paleo and eating a lot of red meat and stuff, I am anemic. this is worrisome.

homosexual II, Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

oh no :/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

Does that mean taking iron pills, or something else?

Jaq, Saturday, 16 February 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

doc thinks celiac possibly

and yeah, iron supplements. unless I am celiac, in which case I might have to get iron shots.

homosexual II, Saturday, 16 February 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)

:-( I hope you find out soon that it's not.

Jaq, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)

If you're on the paleo diet, maybe I don't understand but aren't you NOT eating wheat??

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:22 (twelve years ago)

Pardon to interrupt the gnawing and grunting, but I was impressed by the committment bordering on obsession required to put together this dense 9 1/2 hour jeremiad against paleo.

Sanpaku, Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:58 (twelve years ago)

Livestrong has this to say about paleo and anemia:

Avoiding grains without making up for the B vitamin lack in other ways could lead to serious B vitamin deficiencies. B vitamin deficiencies can lead to skin issues, anemia and poor oral health. If you choose the Paleo diet, consider supplementing with a multivitamin supplement that contains 100 percent of your daily value of B vitamins.

Here they're talking mostly about B6, B9, and B12. Heavy meat eaters are likely getting plenty of B12, but B6 (pyridoxine) and B9 (folate) might present problems.
Note the synthetic folic acid in supplements isn't biologically equivalent to the folate from greens (it was recently discovered we lack the enzyme that allows rats to interconvert the two) and folic acid has raised a lot of concerns WRT carcinogenesis. Then again, iron supplementation has some serious side effects, too. This handy site of food high in vitamins might be of help for dietary sources of yer Bs.

Sanpaku, Saturday, 16 February 2013 06:36 (twelve years ago)

oh, I suspect I've been anemic for a while. I've been a chronic ice chewer/eater for like 3 years, so it's been at least that long (long before I was paleo)

homosexual II, Saturday, 16 February 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

eat liver!

brownie, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

I am not eating wheat, no. But I guess the villi in your intestines can take up to 18 months to be repaired for proper absorption!

and yeah, I've been frying chicken livers and eating a few of those a day.

homosexual II, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Did not see a Mediterranean Diet thread so:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/pour-on-the-olive-oil-big-study-finds-mediterranean-style-diet-cuts-heart-attack-stroke-risk/2013/02/25/8b83f40e-7f3f-11e2-a671-0307392de8de_story.html?hpid=z3

Mediterranean meant lots of fruit, fish, chicken, beans, tomato sauce, salads, and wine and little baked goods and pastries

Two followed a Mediterranean diet supplemented with either extra-virgin olive oil (4 tablespoons a day) or with walnuts, hazelnuts and almonds (a fistful a day).

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

article lost me after the ancel keys mention

homosexual II, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

It's like waving a red flag at a bull.

xp:
BTW, its probably not the olive oil, which is just as atherogenic as saturated fat in animal studies, worse than fish or canola in endothelial function, and offered hardly any effect on mortality (in a multiple regression model) in the big recent Greek study (see table 2).

Present Greeks eat plenty of olive oil, and have the highest obesity, diabetes and hypertension in the EU. Most of the benefits seen my Keyes et al, especially in Crete, appear to have been from WWII and just post-war dietary pattern, when people were poor, walked miles every day, and ate mostly bread, home-grown lentils/vegetables/fruit, and fish, and couldn't afford olive oil or red meat on a regular basis.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

Oops, I meant table 3 in the 2003 NEJM study.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

yeah it's mostly bullshit

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

"I see nothing fundamentally conservative about being sanguine about the power and influence of the agricultural-industrial lobby, and the corporations which exist in symbiosis with government largesse."

He doesn't??

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 March 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, it's mostly bullshit, pt 2:
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/10/paleofantasy_stone_age_delusions/

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

forget the caveman fantasy - I don't see how eating grassfed animals, tons of vegetables, limited fruit, no grains and no sugar is really bullshit?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

this seems like it does a good job of getting to the core issues w/out the caveman stuff: http://www.archevore.com/panu-weblog/2011/3/30/paleo-20-a-diet-manifesto.html

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

A lot of it is decidedly not bullshit. Typically a transition to a paleo or low carb type of diet i.e. eliminating grains and processed sugars will result in weight loss simply because of calorie reduction.

The best part of it is that it questions a lot of what was once "settled science" (salt intake, cholesterol levels, cardio exercise "required" to be healthy et al), leading to a lot more research into nutrition. Things like the food pyramid and RDA of certain vitamins have faced reasonable scrutiny since the advent of low-carb diets, which should be illuminating to anyone with an ounce of skepticism.

I am only able to build things if Obama helps me (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

hmm, that is interesting: http://www.voanews.com/content/mummies-heart-disease-sendentary-lifestyle/1620605.html

arby's, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

From an evolutionary point of view, who cares if you have a little cardiovascular trouble; you're dead somewhere between 30 and 50 anyway and if you've already spawned, who cares?

Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

True. Humans are biologically expendable after age 50 without any noticeable evolutionary drawbacks. Heart disease before age 40 is quite rare.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

Bottom line is that the low carb diets allow a lot of people to lose weight and still have a varied diet without resorting to shakes and point systems.

I am only able to build things if Obama helps me (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

Yeah that seems alright. And I guess there's something to the idea of having a gimmick as a way of getting people to do it. Other related trends bother me more, e.g. the paleo "everyone should run" idea. Running is definitely not the best exercise for everyone and some people are not built for it.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

I've never heard that from Paleoists. They're often not fond of long slow cardio if it doesn't serve a specific purpose. A number are big on a few hundred yards of balls-out sprinting every week, which doesn't have much downside if you can do it to start with.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

?? People who eat a paleo diet aren't really into running.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

Weights, short bursts of cardio, yes.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

I think I'm getting mixed up with what is sometimes called "paleo running"

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

which arises out of the same caveman fallacy, although is not otherwise linked I guess

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

the prefix "paleo" is the bullshit part

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

so far in my lifetime I've lived through the following fad diets: sugar-free everything, fat-free everything, no carbs/all protein, and more recently gluten-free and grain-free... it seems like the only option left for the diet industry is the protein-free diet, which I'm looking forward to. that should kill off a fair amount of idiots.

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

no carbs/all protein would make one very very ill
sugar free was laden with fake sweeteners
fat free was laden with sugar

gluten free/grain free, well, call it a fad.. but try giving up grains and then tell me how you feel.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

my wife's been doing basically a bread and pasta-free diet, not really paleo but more 'primal blueprint' inspired. down 14 lbs since the new year.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

moderate amounts of meat and all the fruit and veg you desire is pretty hard to argue with vs. fat-free/Atkins/etc., though

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

If you want to tackle caveman fantasies, cool, whatevs, but that's sort of a strawman here.

Intermittent Fasting was the Diane Rehm topic today, I need to see if I can listen online.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)

Life would be less worth living for me. I really enjoy grains. And gluten-free baked goods are usually barely edible. I do get the refined flour thing though -- I noticed a big difference in how I felt when I switched from my normal morning multigrain bread (often sprouted wheat) to bagels (we had a bunch left over from a brunch). Cutting down on carbs seems worthwhile, whole grains seem worthwhile. I can't imagine eliminating grains altogether would be worth it to me.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

I also haven't seen any convincing articles or research as to why EVERYONE should cut gluten, as opposed to just people with specific sensitivities to it.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

I don't see many people arguing that everyone should cut gluten, so... The idea is that more people are sensitive to it (vs. just celiacs or obvious cases) and that experimenting with eliminating it is worth a shot.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

i feel like gluten sensitivity is a "thing" for sure, and maybe more people have it than there are people who are aware they have it. i noticed drinking witbiers that i reacted negatively to them, and it was either not an issue before or i never noticed it. breads don't affect me, but i've still cut on on them and rarely have beer anymore unfortunately.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

what really irritates me is the idea going around that "disease" is the result of an improper diet. This seems to correlate with anti-glutenism among my facebook friends who post about such things.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

al, barley also has gluten in it, so it may not be the wheat that's the issue (or is wheat gluten somehow more sensitivity prone?)

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

i'm cool w/virtually every other beer, guinness and scotch ales and amber ales are my jam. i don't know the specifics.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

Well, a lot of "disease" is tied to a shitty diet - heart disease, diabetes, even Alzheimers yada yada yada. Going gluten-free isn't going to keep you from getting cancer but a better-than-average diet (of whatever form) and lifestyle is going to do some work in warding off 'disease.'

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

Witbiers/etc. are my favorites but they do seem more likely to make me feel like shit the next day vs. cider or liquor. I've just attributed that to my stomach being a jerk as I get older.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

where were all these gluten-sensitive people in previous generations, I ask you

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

anyone have or know anyone with crohn's disease get relief going gluten free?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)

Wheat gluten is more problematic, especially since the genetic mods to make it the easier-to-harvest dwarf version happened over the last 10 years or so. The book Wheat Belly has a summary of that and how it has changed the gluten in modern wheat.

xp

Jaq, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)

Yes Philip Nunez - my brother

Jaq, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

xxxp -
That's not really an argument against the potential for gluten sensitivity. People suffered through things we couldn't identify or isolate for improvement back in the day. If you give up gluten and find it makes you feel better - even if it's 100% placebo effect, or even if it doesn't - what have you lost? You're not cutting out anything that's essential to your diet and can't be found in other food sources.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

oh good! just the name crohn's disease sounds really uncomfortable.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

people with crohn's disease pretty much have to cut wheat or they will suffer. There's no real question about whether cutting wheat is good for those people.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

really really not convinced by the "wheat is bad for you!!" argument

xpost that is not true for me. I have Crohn's.

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

you know what DOES exacerbate my crohn's? caveman-style fresh veggies.

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

Even today I think it's only like 1% of the population that has some kind of "gluten sensivity." I don't seem to. I like my beer, I like my toast in the morning, and I feel fine. I did stop eating sandwiches for lunch, because I noticed I feel more satisfied when a meal relies on meat and vegetables for more of its calories. But why cut it out completely?

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

Dude, no one is telling you to cut it out completely if you don't want to.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704893604576200393522456636.html

maybe up to 1 in 5 have some kind of sensitivity

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

well, I have mineral absorption issues, IBS, seasonal allergies, mild insulin resistance... and wheat was a HUGE trigger for my IBS.

So I feel loads better. I mean, if you don't want to do it, don't do it... but what you may not realize is what it's also super addictive. Most people react more negatively to the thought of giving up wheat more than anything else. But once you quit it, it's appeal really diminishes quite a bit.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

that's true for any food innit

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

No. Not that I've found as much as the case for wheat and sugar.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

in my (admittedly limited) experience

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

For instance, when I tried to go raw vegan... um, yeah the appeal of cooked foods ROSE CONSIDERABLY

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

I definitely notice a negative effect from even small amounts of refined sugar that I do not notice in connection with moderate amounts of wheat. Even there, though, it depends on what I eat it with -- I feel a lot worse after a single handful of candy than I do after an otherwise nutritious dish that has refined sugar as an ingredient.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

Well, you are lucky, I guess? To each his own?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

^ yeah, sugars are definitely not good for my gut. Never had a problem with wheat though. I mean, if I ate an entire loaf of wheat bread I'd probably feel pretty terrible. But in normal amounts I've never had a wheat problem. Gluten definitely isn't something all Crohn's patients have to do without.

xpost

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

beer makes me feel WAY less sick than liquor drinks or wine

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

The idea of n=1 experimentation - you do what works for you, who cares what works for others.

Jaq, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

i wish they just didn't call it paleo so they could avoid all the contrarians writing books about what actual cavemen did or whatever. i'm not defending fad dieters but i read that salon article and felt kind of annoyed/trolled

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

beer has always given me problems. i didn't notice how bad they were until i was mostly drinking wine because i like it better. i would get hungover from a relatively small number of drinks, feel headachey, wake up with watery eyes and stuffed nose, and just generally feel bad. i think it's due to histamine rather than allergy to whatever grain is in it but i can totally live without it now that i figured that out.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

It's not like the "paleo" stuff is just a strawman, there are a lot of people out there actually making bogus evolutionary/biological claims about all this stuff, and I get it in my facebook feed all the time.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

the salon bit made me a little curious about that book. there's a lot going on out there w/r/t the valorization of "early man" and food is about the least interesting aspect of it.

goole, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

I feel like the whole "traditional socities" parenting school is related, and I find that more insidious since people tend to get very self-righteous and personal about it

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

if you don't adhere to a caveman diet you're a savage fwiw

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

It's not like the "paleo" stuff is just a strawman, there are a lot of people out there actually making bogus evolutionary/biological claims about all this stuff, and I get it in my facebook feed all the time.

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, I find it very difficult to feel "trolled" by the biologist here

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

It's not like the "paleo" stuff is just a strawman, there are a lot of people out there actually making bogus evolutionary/biological claims about all this stuff, and I get it in my facebook feed all the time.

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:00 PM (6 minutes ago)

i have a lot of stupid people on my facebook feed too :(

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

as a dude that this thing worked for (and is now doing sort of a modded version of it), eh who gives a shit abt people that are trying to tie it to some sorta pseudo-science, anything that basically forces people not to eat processed food is ok by me

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

i don't feel trolled by the biologist. i agree people are making bogus claims about cavemen.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

i shouldn't have said the article was trolly, i was more annoyed by the argument that "cavemen didn't even do this, therefore this diet is wrong," which didn't actually appear in that article but i have read elsewhere. i just think if people are happy eliminating certain food groups, that's cool. i'm eating candy right now.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

yeah it's not a strawman I don't like being lectured by idiots (like, say, the checker at my local Trader Joe's last weekend) about what foods are bodies have properly evolved to eat etc.

xp

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

OUR bodies

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

at the same time my thought was YOU WORK AT TRADER JOE'S

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

I actually don't even consider myself paleo, I just post in this thread because it's the closest way to how I eat and it's still relatively new-ish to me.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

at the same time my thought was YOU WORK AT TRADER JOE'S

lol shakey otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

my caveman ancestors thrived on chicken fingers and sweet potato fries

C: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

i am bothered by people identifying themselves by what food they eat including paleos, raw foodists, vegans, and fruitarians

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

teetotalers are ok

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

cavemen ate what they were given! and they liked it!

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

I was buying some kind of supplement at Whole Foods - fish oil or something and the clerk started giving me shit about how supplementation is horrible in any form and I should watch Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and try a juice fast maaaaaaaan.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

i'm on the halalfoodcart diet

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

fruitarian is a fun word

Lucky Money BUddha (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

I <3 Bananas but http://www.30bananasaday.com/ makes me feel ill

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)

The whole "wheat is bad for you" evangelism strikes me as the equivalent of someone with Type A blood alerting everyone in the world not to have a transfusion of Type B blood, because a transfusion of Type B will KILL YOU! After all, there is science to back this up.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

30 bananas a day makes me feel ill..and the website gives me a migraine

thanks a lot milo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

but try giving up grains and then tell me how you feel.

did it for a month and a half, felt exactly the same, but then again i have never been somebody who "craves" bread or sugar (though I consume plenty of both in my normal diet) and maybe people who do experience bigger changes when they eliminate those foods?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

like I said, I have a whole host of issues, so giving up bread/grains/etc improved them a lot.

homosexual II, Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

The "we haven't had enough time to evolve to adapt to this diet" line of reasoning is basically Lamarckian. Unless you believe a diet rich in grains is going to actually kill off a significant number of people prior to reproductive age, or otherwise prevent them from reproducing.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

god i think i am becoming one of you ppl

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

xxxp: Shakey - its basically impossible to get less than 10% of calories of any of the three macronutrients unless the bulk of your diet is taro, cassava, or junk food. Which makes a "no protein" diet, like a "no carb" or "no fat" diet basically impossible. That said, assuming fixed and adequate total calorie intake, there seem to be adverse longevity and disease effects from getting more than 10% of calories from complete proteins; from added oils; or from added sugars, though not from complex carbs w/ fiber, which makes something like a calorie restricted 80/10/10 diet (the 80% from whole food starches & fruit sugars) an interesting longevity diet proposition. Which is a rather different thing from a "looking ripped" diet.

Of late I've been reading every full text on methionine restriction research I can find. Aside from being used clinically as an antiproliferative adjunct to chemo, it basically entails veganism and is my candidate for the next fad.

Sanpaku, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

this is a serious questions: if a diet that is 80% complex carbs (even if it wasn't calorie restricted!) makes you feel like SHIT why bother living until you're 100. like that would be ok if you didn't have a job i guess, maybe. if you didn't need energy for anything. i used to eat no meat and a lot of beans and whole grains and i was constantly thinking about food, and tired. i also felt that i had to eat a lot not to be hungry, but it really didn't work. i don't think cancer is cool but 100 more years of tired hunger is not attractive to me.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

so anyone remember ~THE ZONE~ diet? i think it was a 30-40-30 deal (30% of your calories should be high-quality, lean protein; 40% from complex carbs - mostly veggies, some fruit, and whole grains & legumes as tolerated; 30% from "good" fats: nuts, avocados, EVOO, etc). supposedly this sweet spot would prevent inflammation, normalize glucose levels, etc. BUT iirc the 30-40-30 was specifically for athletes in training, and reg folk were instructed to modify the fat & protein components, say 10-15% for fat, ~25-30% for lean proteins.

my cousin's husband lost a good deal of weight in the 90s on it and has managed to maintain very well. he was kind of militant about the portions & calorie intake for a year or so, but has just been using it as a rough framework since. every meal consists of a protein roughly the size of a deck of cards, a veggie side that's twice that, and then fat used as flavor ,etc.

Hector. Hector the Booty Inpsector. (will), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)

Crossfit still pimps the Zone Diet when it isn't pimping Paleo.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/capricecrane/status/314853532329209856

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

The average American diet as of 2008 is 47.9% carbs, 15.9% protein and 33.6% fat, and we've got epidemics of obesity, metabolic disorder etc. The traditional Okinawan diet is 85% carbs, 9% protein, and 6% fat, and the elders that still eat that way are longest lived, most disease free cohort on the planet. Wish I liked sweet potatoes that much.

xp harbl: it takes time to adjust to any radically different diet as the gut and its microbiome adapts. Eg, I had constant diarrhea for about 3 weeks when I dropped all animal foods from my diet. Now I bullseye the Bristol scale and after 2 1/5 years still feels like I have significantly more energy than when I ate the SAD. There's no shortage of others who have had similar responses. Sorry it didn't work out for you. As an aside that may apply to others, no vegan diet is complete or safe without B-12 supplementation.

I've read the side-effects occuring adapting to low-carb diets as well, nausea, irritability, halitosis, constipation, fatigue, and neurological deficits. Outside ongoing ketosis, though, most of that goes away on maintenance macronutrient rangers, though disease and mortality remains higher, if its a high animal protein diet.

Sanpaku, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:20 (twelve years ago)

My hemoglobin numbers are going up, so I am feeling good about that.

I've been having a whole avocado, heavy cream, ice and cocoa blended for breakfast. It's delicious.

homosexual II, Friday, 22 March 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)

More on some of the more outrageous paleo claims

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2013/03/25/paleo-and-woo-bad-company-until-they-day-they-die/

Jeff, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

Oh, thanks for that. I wasn't familiar with the Marlene Zuk book (to be fair, its only been out for 7 days).

Also, HII, I came across an article you might find useful: The paradox of anemia with high meat intake: a review of the multifactorial etiology of anemia in the Inuit of North America Figure 1 and some other spots might offer some insights.

Sanpaku, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

http://robrhinehart.com/?p=298

http://robrhinehart.com/?p=424

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:00 (twelve years ago)

oh but i should explain those links. this guy came up with a concoction that he drinks and he stopped eating food. he's never felt better! the second link is the breakdown of what's in his concoction. people are really into it and he got a million comments. he wants to sell the drink apparently. he calls it soylent.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

for some reason that reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIufLRpJYnI

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

guy with his batch-bought vitamins and minerals is nuts but i loved reading that, like it's practically dystopian sci-fi

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

"Soylent beige is chemicals!"

Jaq, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

like, the natural evolution of human beings is to drink the perfect beige nutritional compound each day, and in this way, unrestrained from the tyranny of food and food preparation, we will know ourselves, our vitality, our infinite possibility.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

xp lolll

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

i was always kinda hoping for pills. but all we got were clif bars.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

One of my fave alt future of humankind books has us all infected with awesome little nanobots that let us extract all we need by lying in mud and sunshine :)

Jaq, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

Oh wait I think I have that one. Is it about the kidnapped girl?

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

Hm, don't remember kidnapping. It's Nancy Kress's Beggars trilogy with the Sleepless and Supersleepless.

Jaq, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

Oh, it's not the same one. Same idea, though.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

blood music is the one where nanobots turn everyone into goo.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

Only the rich eat food, everyone else has photosynthetic hair. Most of the world lives in poverty and near-starvation and enslavement by warlords, who, as punishment for their minions, can have someone's head shaved so they starve to death.

By Light Alone

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

i guess soylent green was the least dystopic out of the possible food futures to name a drink after.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

omg i love the sci-fi concept of photosynthetic hair

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

i'm having a real hard time believing that a mixture of water and minerals/vitamins tastes "delicious"

just1n3, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

Look at the ingredients. The bulk of it is heavily glucose sweetened soy protein isolate plus olive oil - most of the micronutrients are in such small amounts they'd have negligible impact on the flavor.

Soylent looks pretty much like the synthetic research animal feeds used to purge rats of serum antioxidants etc. Eliminating harmful parts of the diet (and his pre-Soylent diet was pretty bad) probably has short term benefits, but the whole enterprise is based on a naive idea that Nutrition is a complete, exhausted science. The bulk of my reading in the field seems of late to be on some of the 1000s of phytochemicals with evident benefits but no known deficiency disease or RDA.

Maybe he'll read Whole when it comes out and discover his error.

And he isn't saving much money. $160 / mo for his concoction is more than I'd spend in the produce & dried bean/grain section for actual food.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

yeah i was kinda wondering where he got his info on "this is all the body needs to thrive", considering how little scientists really know about nutrition.

just1n3, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

he does say in the comments that he thinks this could be a good SUPPLEMENT to a healthy diet. and not the entire diet. but that he wanted to test the effects of living on nothing but his cocktail just to see what it did to him. like a healthy super-size me experiment.

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1fa2xs/i_spent_20yrs_and_250k_to_hack_my_own_biology_i/

Bulletproof guy did an AMA on reddit today, apparently didn't expect to be repeatedly called a charlatan.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

http://hells-ditch.com/2012/08/archaeologists-officially-declare-collective-sigh-over-paleo-diet/

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 May 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

Marlene Zuk's Paleofantasy book is good.

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Friday, 31 May 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

still eating this way, and I still like it. I feel like I have a lot of freedom from food woes. Also, 32 lbs down.

homosexual II, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

The scientists in the article I linked say the diet is probably healthy, just the evolutionary/physiological/biological claims behind it are bunk (cavemen didn't have bread therefore we're not evolved to eat bread etc.)

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

love this

“Look at that British girl who lived off of chicken nuggets for almost eighteen years, ” Wenkel continued. “The fact that her body was able to utilize the meager nutritional value of those things and get her to reproductive age is an incredible feat. It shows exactly how effective our versatility has been in human development. In a strict evolutionary framework, all your body needs to do is keep you alive until you breed. After that, you’re just living on borrowed time.”

Wenkel stressed that personal health is too often confused and conflated with evolutionary fitness, a fact that has become more pronounced with the popularity of the Paleo Diet. Roddy Collins, a colleague of Wenkel’s, drove the point home: “It’s like, even my barber is suddenly an expert in evolutionary physiology. A seventeen-year-old kid at my gym give me a ten minute lecture on how my Clif Bar was poison because humans can’t metabolize soy. I’ve been studying human evolution for thirty years.”

Mr. Scarf Ace is Back (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

I'm basically still doing paleo and feel good but should probably get my cholesterol checked.

dmr, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

so many lolz

”You really want to be paleo? Then don’t buy anything from a store. Gather and kill what you need to eat. Wild grasses and tubers, acorns, gophers, crickets- They all provide a lot of nutrition. You’ll spend a lot of energy gathering the stuff, of course, and you’re going to be hungry, but that’ll help you maintain that lean physique you’re after. And hunting down the neighbor’s cats for dinner because you’ve already eaten your way through the local squirrel population will probably give you all the exercise you’ll ever need.”

Mr. Scarf Ace is Back (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 May 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

I've been doing this since early February and it's still alright with me. I have no illusions of caveman anything and actually sort of hesitate to use the word "paleo" lest anyone make assumptions - if anything I say I gave up beans, grains, dairy, and sugar for the most part.

I'll eat sushi or tacos or pizza maybe once a week at most, getting by on nuts/meat/vegetables the rest of the time just fine. I totally gave up my diet pepsi habit, and perhaps TMI but I basically never fart anymore. I drink a lot less beer and a lot more wine, and eat a whole lot of eggs.

I started at 247lbs and as of this morning was at 219.2, and I can't remember the last time I saw the scale start with those two numbers. It's pretty astounding even if it means I obseleted a lot of my wardrobe. Even if I go off the rails while travelling and drink a lot of beer and eat burgers or whatever for a couple days I still seem to keep losing weight, though I find I definitely feel shitty when I eat a lot of carbs or dairy.

joygoat, Friday, 31 May 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

i don't think this story is real

goole, Friday, 31 May 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)

i'm googling all the names from this and i can find no hits apart from this article or quotes from it on other blogs

goole, Friday, 31 May 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

who is "paul d. zimmer" of hells-ditch.com anyway?

goole, Friday, 31 May 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

unless it's obvious to everybody else that this is fictional, idk...

goole, Friday, 31 May 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

hmm yeah looks like you're right

Mr. Scarf Ace is Back (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

um... "In a rare display of professional consensus, an international consortium of anthropologists, archaeologists, and molecular biologists have formally released an exasperated sigh over the popularity of the so-called “Paleo Diet” during a two-day conference dedicated to the topic."

didn't give it away?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

well, that could just be a snarkily written lead about a real event. but yeah the lack of results for the people quoted is a giveaway.

Mr. Scarf Ace is Back (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:59 (twelve years ago)

my cholesterol numbers are great

also my fasting glucose number used to be 100 (almost insulin resistant level) and now it's 70

I don't use the word 'paleo' either. I just say I don't eat grains or sugar. I have been having a few peanuts here and there. I know I've eaten something off plan when I get gas. Because like joygoat say I NEVER fart anymore.

homosexual II, Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:22 (twelve years ago)

A month ago I delved into the paleoanthropology literature for a discussion on another forum, and put together this viewpoint on paleo & plants (2 pages, 13 links). A bit excessive to spam ILX with it, but its an interesting field.

Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Saturday, 1 June 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

I wish all spam were as informative and annotated so well

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 1 June 2013 01:34 (twelve years ago)

"Shrink your belly with one simple trick" -- an exhaustively peer reviewed longitudinal study in belly trickery

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 1 June 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

anyone done whole30 before?

homosexual II, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

yep it's good but the no alcohol thing was the toughest part for me, otherwise the rest was no problem as i stay pretty paleo anyways

ω (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

Yep, one last year between thanksgiving and Christmas which was my first go at paleo -went okay but ended in a massive wheat and sugar binge. So then tried it again mid-January. I'm planning another starting October 1 because tomorrow I'm starting a month of vacation and travel so the organized August one is not gonna work.

Jaq, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

I was surprised how well I slept while eating whole30 style - I usually sleep okay, but felt extra rested in those months.

Jaq, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

btw, lots of great whole30 supporting sites out there, but I relied heavily on Nom Nom Paleo and The Clothes Make the Girl (Melissa Joulwen, who wrote the Well-Fed cookbook which is really good).

Jaq, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

I am going to have the most difficulty with no dairy, I think. I know dairy isn't paleo, but I do eat it and have (seemingly) no troubles. But my sister has hashimoto's and she wants to try Whole30 so I am going to do it with her in solidarity!

homosexual II, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

I will totally rep for coconut milk as a coffee creamer. I add about a tsp of vanilla to a can, shake it up in a pouring container and keep it in the fridge.

We also used ghee (the only dairy we had) to top grilled burgers - decadent and delicious. If you and your sister can use it, it's pretty easy to make. Just bake butter at 250 deg f in a deep open pot for a few hours, until the solids on the bottom are a caramelly brown. Then strain through a paper towel or coffee filter into jars.

Good luck to you both! I hope it's 30 days of discoveries.

Jaq, Thursday, 1 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

is there any reason i cant just buy ghee?

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

Nope. It's spendy, especially if you want grass-fed, but definitely available. I just ghee up that Kerrygold butter from Costco.

Jaq, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

(We use a lot of it, like a quart jar a week - frying eggs, on vegetables, slathered on burgers)

Jaq, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:31 (twelve years ago)

never got into the ghee thing. I use olive oil for most of that stuff (well not slathering on burgers).

dmr, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

i have been following a low carb kind of diet for the past 3 weeks and lost 20 something pounds. my energy is ok, all is well but i wonder if i should have lifted some weights to prevent burning up muscles or something like that.

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

low carb diets don't burn up muscles, actually. they preserve it. so you're good.

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

I mostly use coconut oil for cooking, but it'd be nice to try ghee. If I don't use CO, I use kerrygold.

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

truthfully though that 20 pounds was probably water weight. Carbs make you retain water. It'll taper off.

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

thanks for the info, 'mo.

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

We mix up the fats for cooking - coconut oil, olive oil, lard, tallow too. Ghee really adds a nice flavor.

Jaq, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

is there any reason i cant just buy ghee?

Stunned to find this cheap at Trader Joe's, who seem to have their finger on food trends (they got into coconut oil really quick)

Brakhage, Monday, 5 August 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

I did the butter coffee but then i added maple syrup because it was in my fridge

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

is maple syrup paleo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

I dgaf about diets tho

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

Yes, if you're consuming sweeteners. It's lower in fructose than honey.

Jaq, Monday, 5 August 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

ghee is awesome

Bulletproof coffee (1T butter and 2 eggs a la "bulletproof") is shockingly delicious.

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Monday, 5 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

I bought two 64oz bottles of local grade B maple syrup this morning before leaving michigan for a total of $60, I should be set for a year.

joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

Hail Merry raw chocolate tarts omg. But I have to quit because I was finding too many excuses to eat them.

Jaq have you ever made your own kombucha??

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)

I've never tried it - I've never even tasted it! Is it good?

How is your whole 30 going so far?

Jaq, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

We haven't started yet. Waiting until the 15th!

I have already cut down on the dairy, though. I have a little bit of heavy cream I am going to finish and then I'm through.

Kombucha from the store is great! Kind of vinegary. I'm interested in raw fermented foods for their gut healing properties. I might make some raw sauerkraut.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

i am totally NOT eating anything similar to a paleo diet (apart from whole, natural foods) but i 100% vouch for the benefit of raw fermented foods. it's really easy and fun to make sauerkraut, kimchi, yogurts, kombucha, etc. i have a crock of miso in the basement that's been fermenting for a year and half, it's outstanding, and mindblowing that i can make my own miso and have it come out so good.

there are some incredible books by this guy sandor ellix katz that are both accessible and thorough. i started with his first book, wild fermentation, which is a little more step-by-step and recipe-based than the art of fermentation, which gives general guiding principles and encourages more experimentation. both are amazing books.

marcos, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

thanks Marcos!!

I got some culture starter ordered from amazon. I am going to start with some raw fermented veggies, maybe move up to kombucha or water kefir after I get a bit braver.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

I am a week in to a paleo autoimmune protocol - no dairy, grains, legumes, seeds, nuts, nightshades or NSAIDS. I am down 5 lbs and actually feel a lot more alert and like I have more energy. I was afraid of this, but I think it's the dairy.

homosexual II, Friday, 16 August 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

A visiting friend brought me a really great specialty pizza from a fancy place nearby and while it was delicious, I woke up the next day feeling like I'd been worked over by a lead pipe and a hangover, and I had neither. I think that was the cheese even though it didn't give me gastric problems. ;__;

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

Oddly, I am having a far easier time waking up in the morning, too. I don't know if that's related at all to the dietary change.

homosexual II, Friday, 16 August 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

Are you going to try to do the add-back-in protocol after 30 days? (eat a potential offender for 3 days, see how you feel for the next 3 days, etc)

Jaq, Friday, 16 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

Yeah but I might go for longer than thirty days. We'll see. I'm missing nuts and seeds a whole lot.

homosexual II, Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

I am on day 19 of an autoimmune paleo protocol (pretty much Whole30 but even stricter) - and I actually feel... wayyyyy better. I have far more energy, I'm sleeping better, and my skin looks awesome. I highly recommend everyone tries this!

homosexual II, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)

What all kind of things are nightshades? I'm gearing up for a whole30 in October, but maybe this stricter one is the thing to try this time.

I've been playing with non-almond flour baking substitutes like arrowroot powder and tapioca starch, which has been not too disastrous.

Jaq, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

I know for sure that tomatos are in the nightshade family. Beyond that, ignorance is all I can offer.

Aimless, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

Did a quick look on wikipedia - tomato, tomatillo, chili peppers, eggplant, potato, and bell peppers. Bell peppers mess with me already; I could drop the others for a month just to see what happens.

Jaq, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

I ate pasta today and I wanted to die--as Yerac puts it, it felt like a baby was punching my stomach from the inside. Fuck. This is actually happening, isn't it.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

It's true, just thinking about what I used to consume in vast quantities now makes me ill, because eating even a little bit of it now I notice it fucking with me

Brakhage, Friday, 30 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

The thing that's bumming me out is my inability to construct a coffee creamer that I can deal with - the best I've got right now is whisked coconut oil, I gotta start blending that stuff proper

Brakhage, Friday, 30 August 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

I use canned coconut milk, mixed with some vanilla extract. If the cream/fat has separated, I hit with the stick blender.

Jaq, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

I think coconut milk also hurts me! I like some of the non-dairy ice creams that use it but they make me as sick as dairy ice cream. :(

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

Almond milk is not that bad in coffee. Not that great but not that bad.

Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

I use almond, I think the nuttiness actually complements coffee!

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

i make my own almond milk and use it in coffee, it's good

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 30 August 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)

io, have you looked at any information on FODMAP (i think that's the acronym) sensitivity? It's a special class of carbohydrate that messes with some people, and coconut is one of the offenders due to fructose malabsorption.

Jaq, Friday, 30 August 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

I just stumbled across that the other day, haven't fully investigated yet--but I don't react to those fruits listed, or the alliums, or some of the other things. My list so far seems to be unreacted dairy, wheat in some amounts/combinations but maybe not ALL (still trying to figure this out), lentils/beans, things made from coconut milk.

;_____;

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Something to watch out for with coconut milk - some brands have guar gum, which is made from beans

Jaq, Friday, 30 August 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

That seems like important information, which I appreciate. The coconut milk ice cream in my freezer does indeed have guar gum in it.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

Okay yesterday was day 30 of my autoimmune protocol! Overall I lost 12 lbs, and I feel like I am sleeping way better. My skin is also way insanely clear, and my totally NUTTY heavy periods actually seemed to lighten up a bit.

I actually feel like I am making yummy food, too. Last night I made jam thumbprint cookies (coconut flour, arrowroot flour, honey, cinnamon, coconut oil and jam), apple pudding (apples and coconut milk and cinnamon boiled, then blended, then cooled in the fridge), lamb fillets, sweet potatoes, and green beans. I like to cook a bunch of food at a time for a few days worth of food. I'm spending about $150/week to feed myself. But I am eating only organic, only grassfed beef, etc. Which gets expensive.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

Next week I am also getting tested for food allergies, and by mid October my thyroid levels are going to get re-tested, so we'll see if this is even helping.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

hsII that is super encouraging! I've been using arrowroot lately to make crepes/wraps (uses eggs though), it's awesome. I also got tapioca starch to make the magic paleo no-nut dough from Tara Grant, hoping to try that this weekend.

Jaq, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

i dunno if this is paleo specific but does anyone have experience buying/using guar gum, gelatin/gelatin substitutes for ice cream (dairy/non-dairy)?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

Yes - I've found you need both guar and xanthan gum to get the best texture, and now I'm trying to stay away from both so just put up with a little iciness. I use Bob's Red Mill for both. I use Great Lakes gelatin (red container) for non-frozen puddings/custards - haven't tried freezing anything using it though.

Jaq, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

Too much guar adds a really unpleasant "beany" flavor and slimy texture, I think. Xanthan improved the mouthfeel/texture without really adding to the flavor.

Jaq, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

I'd say just use gelatin - it's way better for your digestion - but I've never made any iced desserts. You could use coconut cream? I found coconut cream in a can at the asian market, with no additives.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

the gelatin seems to help keep it from solidifying into ice cube but the texture still didn't resemble ice cream. (probably because I forgot the heavy cream)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

If you're not using any actual sugar (honey, maple syrup, etc), you've got to use xanthan and guar to get creaminess vs. solid block of ice.

Jaq, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

welp... I am going off the paleo wagon. Not because I don't want to. I love eating paleo! But my dietician ordered the MRT/LEAP food intolerance test for me, and I have TOO MANY food intolerances to eat paleo for a while. I am intolerant to things that have been staples like sweet potatoes and coconut. I am surprisingly not intolerant to a lot of grains and beans, so I am going to be eating those for a while (for a few months).

Boo. Sad.

homosexual II, Friday, 4 October 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

:(

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 October 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

:( sry homo. but maybe it'll help in the longrun?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)

There's still going to be a way to get where you want to go. It just might take a fair bit of tinkering to get there. Goof luck.

Aimless, Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)

Starting a whole30 today. No grains, legumes, dairy except ghee, vegetable oils, alcohol, sweeteners, or white potatoes for a month. Which actually is how we eat 80% of the time anyway, but I'm going to miss going out for Thai food lunches and the occasional dark chocolate to get me through the afternoon.

Jaq, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

Mandee, how are you doing with the diet change? Is it helping?

Jaq, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)

I have no idea. I pretty much feel the same.

homosexual II, Monday, 14 October 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

i have read about and occasionally dabbled in paleo for a while now, and then this weekend all of a sudden my wife announces that she wants to try whole30. i'm not giving up booze or the two pieces of toast i have most mornings, but i'm in otherwise.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

Ended this whole30 a few days early due to needing to celebrate. Down 9 lbs and 1.5 waist inches, which is kind of a surprise since it isn't that different from how I usually eat. Less fruit, more veg, fewer restaurant meals. Have discovered baking with arrowroot and tapioca starch, so those made up more of the carb component that sweet potatoes. 2000 calories/day and limited exercise (meant to start with the kettlebells again but never did).

Jaq, Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

Rather interesting paper this week:

Levene, Morgan E. "Low Protein Intake Is Associated with a Major Reduction in IGF-1, Cancer, and Overall Mortality in the 65 and Younger but Not Older Population." Cell Metabolism 19.3 (2014): 407-417

• High protein intake is linked to increased cancer, diabetes, and overall mortality
• High IGF-1 levels increased the relationship between mortality and high protein
• Higher protein consumption may be protective for older adults
• Plant-derived proteins are associated with lower mortality than animal-derived proteins

Mice and humans with growth hormone receptor/IGF-1 deficiencies display major reductions in age-related diseases. Because protein restriction reduces GHR-IGF-1 activity, we examined links between protein intake and mortality. Respondents aged 50–65 reporting high protein intake had a 75% increase in overall mortality and a 4-fold increase in cancer death risk during the following 18 years. These associations were either abolished or attenuated if the proteins were plant derived. Conversely, high protein intake was associated with reduced cancer and overall mortality in respondents over 65, but a 5-fold increase in diabetes mortality across all ages. Mouse studies confirmed the effect of high protein intake and GHR-IGF-1 signaling on the incidence and progression of breast and melanoma tumors, but also the detrimental effects of a low protein diet in the very old. These results suggest that low protein intake during middle age followed by moderate to high protein consumption in old adults may optimize healthspan and longevity.

Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

Wasn't there something in the China study about this false idea we need so much protein (esp meat protein)? iirc something about high amounts being somewhat toxic

just1n3, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

so.. i stopped being paleo and ballooned up.

homosexual II, Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

I gave up being quasi-paleo about six months ago. I put on a few pounds but probably only the water weight that I lost with paleo. Now I'm yo-yoing around 5lbs this way or that. H-II, have you read about this theory that some people who did well on paleo are possibly not carb intolerant but FODMAP intolerant? I haven't read enough to have any idea what to make of it.

ljubljana, Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I've heard about FODMAPS. I am trying to minimize any food restrictions, though, I get way too obsessive and orthorexic about 'health food'

maybe someday!

homosexual II, Thursday, 5 June 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

Same here, and it screws up my social life because if I'm on some food program or diet, while I'll eat whatever food is available, I'll resent it and never want to go out. No more of that. I've been trying instead to normalize certain MUST EAT IT ALL NOW TO GET RID OF IT foods, but that's for another thread.

ljubljana, Thursday, 5 June 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

Here's an account of the study that found all non-Celiac "gluten intolerance" is actually FODMAP indigestion.

Table 1 of this paper offers a guide for those interested in a low FODMAP diet:

Evidence‐based dietary management of functional gastrointestinal symptoms: The FODMAP approach

There's an interesting angle that some of these FODMAPs are also prebiotics that encourage growth of beneficial bifidobacteria and lactobacillus over firmicutes and enterobacteria.

panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

fodmap diet is hardcore, I'm kinda afraid of it

that stuff makes me too ocd, i just need to find my own way without getting crazy

i did discover that chicory does a real number on me after a clif bar gave me horrible cramps, that was new

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 June 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

do we have or do we want a 'food: finding our own way without getting crazy' thread? or are we better off just embedding that everywhere we can?

ljubljana, Friday, 6 June 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

oh no i would be down with that

i'd like to think there's a lot of restriction exhaustion going around?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 June 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

FODMAPs and gluten and paleo and no legumes and no meat and don't eat tuna and "my knees hurt if I eat corn-finished beef but not grass-finished" and DHA/EPA balance and etc etc etc

kind of all goes heavily toward Pollan on nutritionism plus the wisdom of "eat food, not too much, mostly plants"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 June 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

please give me a normal food thread, did we start one? I am on the 'eat whatever I want' diet right now and I actually feel really good

homosexual II, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

what I'd really like is to have a safe space to discuss food issues, yummy food, without people citing too many studies and etc (sorry Sanpaku but it gives me anxiety) -- like vegemitegrll I have a tendency to go WAY OVERBOARD with restriction and tip into orthorexia

homosexual II, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

Just join us on the what's cooking thread! I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that this stuff makes me feel neurotic too, so I have avoided this thread until I saw today that there was a request for food talk minus neurosis.

La Lechera, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

i think the what's cooking thread is perfect for general food discussion - it's always v positive and interesting

just1n3, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

I remember you talking about how 'detox' talk (can't remember if that was it exactly?) made you anxious, LL, and at the time I didn't understand, but ever since bouncing the paleo scene, I am subscribed to all these Paleo FB pages, and it all gives me so much anxiety.. plus I have a few militant vegan FB friends who also post a lot about the China Study etc etc and AHHHH THERE IS SO MUCH INFO AND SO MANY 'GURUS' AND ITS JUST... EXHAUSTING. i'll join the cooking thread!

homosexual II, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

all "detox" claims are 100% bullshit tbh

macklin' rosie (crüt), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

yep

homosexual II, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:52 (eleven years ago)

I got nervous about starting a normal food thread because derailment potential seemed great. The What's Cooking thread is fantastic. I like the idea of occasionally using that to talk about finding a way of eating that makes you happy without resorting to restriction.

ljubljana, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's a good idea, that's a good place to hang without studies or too much stressful crazytalk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

I don't go orthorexia or too restrictive, if I start paying attention to the studies and gurus I just say "fuck it" and eat the same unhealthy shit as ever - appeasing all of the gurus and shit would be impossible.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

if I collect all the studies, the guru's advice, and compared... I think the only safe thing to eat might be... steamed broccoli?

homosexual II, Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

I think all roads inevitably lead to a) get busy with the enemas or b) drink yr own urine or c) some kinda weird combo of both

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

broccoli makes some people farty. i've been just eating what i want to eat lately and it makes me binge on garbage a lot less. reading about studies makes me want to throw up.

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:00 (eleven years ago)

I'm interested in some of the studies insofar as they might give me ideas about ways of eating I could try, and see if they feel good for ME. I'm just not interested in trying to perfectly (or even imperfectly) reflect them in the way I eat. Especially not in cutting anything out.

ljubljana, Friday, 13 June 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

I'm trying to learn to cook fancy-ish. Eating better because I did something cool beats listening to people argue about legumes, and I've wound up cutting way back on processed foods anyway.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 13 June 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/fashion/the-paleo-lifestyle-the-way-way-way-back.html?rref=homepage&module=Ribbon&version=origin®ion=Header&action=click&contentCollection=Home%20Page&pgtype=article

Paleo, more than just food, its a lifestyle

Ms. Tam, a confessed television addict, decided to cut out all electronic devices after 8 p.m. If she has to check her iPhone, she wears amber goggles to block the blue-spectrum light that she believes interferes with her circadian rhythms. Next, she turned her bedroom into the equivalent of a Lascaux cave, removing all clocks (her two young sons serve as her morning alarm, she said) and installing blackout window inserts.

....

For those who spend their day rearing children, the primal impulse has made major inroads into parenting, too. Websites like The Primal Parent extol corn-syrup-free trick-or-treating, baby slings for “attachment parenting” and placenta-eating for new mothers.

Unstructured play, in particular, has become a cherished concept among Paleo-minded parents like Ms. Phelps, the Oregon devotee, who argued that “play is the method by which all mammals learn.”

curmudgeon, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

There's some threads of truth woven throughout all of that, it's just taken to a crazy level of scrupulosity/obsession/control for control's own sake. Play IS the best way to learn, slings DO build parent/child body rhythms through scent and heartbeat and the swaying and vestibular stimulation of walking and moving. People who have trouble sleeping should think about light and stimulation, whatever.

Where it turns crazy is in the idea that you can perfect yourself and your living conditions? Like when the pursuit of some perfect or move evolved state takes precedence over...everything else?

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)

I agree

curmudgeon, Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

And the desire to simplify stuff that isn't simple. More play = better. 'Play' = the same thing for all kids. 'Learning' is always best done the same way, regardless of what it is we're talking about learning. If a child rarely got into any kind of play, you'd be rightly worried - but some kids are little fantasists doing pretend play every minute and wanting adults to join in, and others are more into stuff like figuring out how things work by taking them to bits or helping 'sweep the floor'. (I'm using fraternal twins of my acquaintance as my inspiration here). A lot of researchers claim play is directly crucial to children’s healthy development, others think it's one of many routes to healthy development, or that it comes about as a result of other factors that drive development.

ljubljana, Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

High Maintenance, 'Qasim' very very relevant here
http://vimeo.com/79948720

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

But Paleos tend to look the other way on vodka (particularly potato vodka, which is free from all associations with gluten) and 100 percent agave tequila (hey, it’s cactus).

Pinterest, in fact, is brimming with Paleo cocktail recipes, like the Paleo Strawberry Daiquiri, courtesy of Paleo Girl’s Kitchen. It is made with organic strawberries, ice, fresh-squeezed orange juice, rum and honey.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

An ex started doing this two years ago. She's not rigid, but follows the basics religiously (no bread, no pasta, no beans, hardly any potatoes). You can't find a more skeptical person like me when it comes to this stuff, but she has lost 30lbs and is looking more healthy than I've ever seen her before. It's quite remarkable. She tried loads of diets before and it always failed. This, she says, isn't even really dieting, as in not depriving yourself of things. But her transformation is truly remarkable.

definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

I'm basically on this damn diet out of necessity and I'm not going to lie, there are upsides. But if those foods didn't cause me pain and suffering? I'd eat a fucking pizza once in a while.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Some of the less caveman-obsessed paleo people are starting to come around on some bullshit like 'no legumes.' That's the part of (aside from feeding into questionable intolerance/allergen paranoia - not even gluten so much as nightshades) paleo that never made any sense to me - whatever perceived negatives there are of legumes are cancelled out by cooking the damn things.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

paleo parenting? isn't low infant mortality sort of not paleo

goole, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

the person who runs this blog just followed me on twitter randomly and... i dunno, wau

http://drbganimalpharm.blogspot.co.uk/

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 January 2015 18:16 (eleven years ago)

I am sitting in a cafe that sells, and facilitates loud conversations about, bulletproof coffee. I'm not sure how I'm going to get along in this neighbourhood.

ljubljana, Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:09 (eleven years ago)

I don't know about that blogger. An obsession with the exact proportions of various species of bacteria in one's gut as a profound indicator of one's health or lack thereof seems a bit ott.

Aimless, Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

i read a story on bulletproof coffee on a local news blog and the comments section is making me think there is substantial overlap w/anti-vaccine loons among the bulletproof crowd.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:39 (ten years ago)

there's definitely a narcissistic crossfit/paleo/antivax nexus out there that reminds me of the "save our precious bodily fluids" guy in dr. strangelove

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:58 (ten years ago)

in knoxville tennessee there is a new "paleo cafe" a 10-minute drive from my parents' place on an unpromising stretch of highway, home to failed thrift stores, a long-standing subway franchise, a CVS and a megachurch. this cafe serves surprisingly good food but shares a wall with a crossfit/lifting situation, so as you're waiting for your avocado and egg served on an almond flour waffle you hear what sounds like a datsun being dropped from a two-story building every 3 or 4 minutes, it's utterly unnerving. "you get used to it" says the waitress. "RRRRAAAAGGGH" says someone from the other side of the wall. "the water's reverse osmosis," she says. "ok."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 01:04 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

is this guy nuts or

https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/618795070569852928

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:36 (ten years ago)

scroll down for mentions of erections, tim ferriss

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

ha. i have a mild but very persistent skin problem (and taking probiotics has tended to help a lot) so im very tempted to try this! it's expensive though.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)

huh! what a thing

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)

it's funny though i think a lot of stuff like this is basically a work around to actually, you know, eating and living in a healthy manner.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)

(and, surely, not being overly exposed to antibiotics)

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

Just use baking soda ftw.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

microbiome stuff and the human body is pretty fascinating and seems to open the door to a whole new way of understanding health and nutrition, but it's gonna be the wild west out there with the hucksterism.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:24 (ten years ago)

the guy who started aobiome is the same guy who started a big ALS research non-profit after his brother died from it

just1n3, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)

i mean

https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/618855099654373376

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

oh wait i *think* that's a joke

goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

Mr. Jaq and I were in on the initial AOBiome deliveries - it worked well for us as a no soap/no shampoo kind of thing, but didn't really help his eczema.

Jaq, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:29 (ten years ago)


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